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06-09-2026 · 7h 36m
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I'll say they should double to get a supply list from the old mine. I needed that shut up
How you doing do not speak to me wait they're talking nice to me now cuz I have a job
You be
I hope swipe here you started too soon. Yeah, I'll not turn all this yourself
I
Do
What now I decided to give you another shot just 10 I
Can take of cool, bro. I have a job. You can't believe me
If we're exploring Chad Jarvis and public buckets, of course, you see what's up
It was my other
I'm sure it takes you a bit, hello?
Let's go talk to Ray Van.
That's how you say his name in Gothic, by the way.
Also, Gothic's the language that we speak.
BTW.
Hello?
Hello?
Speak to me.
I take it you're in.
Yes.
Gomez said you have armor for me.
I do.
I'm sorry.
at your end yes Gomez said you have armor for me I do and I also have your
first job if it was good at making connections as you say it should be a
walk in the park for you have you been to the swamp camp unfortunately I'll just
give me a shirt I have good you know we traded the brotherhood however that
doesn't mean you trust them right it's like you said that talk about big
rituals we've been hearing anything we have a model there a novice called Kane
You'll head to that camp and get his latest report from him.
I want to know what he bettery and is up to.
Obviously you'll have to be discreet.
Don't just talk to him, be smart about it.
Understood?
Yeah.
Good.
Yeah.
I'll be waiting for your report.
Okay.
Wait, else something's resolute.
Can I improve the Shadow Armor?
Can I improve the Shadow Armor?
Ask Fisk.
Wait, I'm wearing it.
You have a spy in the Brotherhood?
and her spies everywhere, Shadow.
But yes, Kane is our ear in the swamp camp.
He's a novice who made some bad decisions
that we took advantage of.
What decisions?
None of your business.
Move your ass to the swamp and do what I asked of you.
Don't mess this up.
Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello,
dark angel exhibit.
In tow, money, six or something, they seem.
Do you believe in a sleeper?
Me?
No.
They do, and if that god of theirs doesn't show up sometime soon, we might have a problem.
Why?
Because disillusionment questioned their leaders.
And the leader who's been questioned won't be one for long.
As ridiculous as this crew of drugged idiots is, Iberian has kept them in check for years.
And stability is good for the colony.
Well, they'd let me super-end them, probably offer you some dubious herbs and try to convert you, but otherwise, yes.
We're on good terms. Just don't do anything stupid.
Okay.
Oh shit.
How are you?
Oh shit.
Dude, all the ones in here are fucking giga hard.
Or harder.
It's the same as the armor that I spent my money on.
That's cool.
Oh, this one's only 5.
Alright.
All right
Hold?
Oh god, please don't want to save me.
It's robin time.
No, no, no.
Well, I think we gotta do this one first, fellas.
No.
Ooh.
Oh!
Plus 10 HP!
Hmm.
Oh, strong beer.
Gee, I sure hope no one walks in.
What was this?
Sorry.
What are you doing in here, man?
Go away.
Okay, thank you. Thank you.
Barum
Barum
Oh
Oh shit.
Hmm.
Ring of Defense.
Hides around the corner while I check my inventory.
This is worse than the Iron Skin Ring we've had.
dude fuck off leave me alone I'm just looking around I'm just looking around
big guy this is game operating the we magically know that item is stolen
system sometimes it feels like the NPCs will like go check containers after they
catch you trespassing? I think at that point they know, but I'm not sure of mine.
I don't even think there's anything else in there, maybe. This guy's being a fucking boner kill though, I know that.
wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong
wrong
wrong
we're working here man
yeah keep keep working big man
beer
why the music changed I'm sure it's enough
what the fuck
I won't be seeing you in here again are we clear
I wonder if I can just like kill this guy
I wonder if we get away with that
Hey moggs, you easy?
Hey, I looked across by buddy.
Wait, the music stopped.
Why did this work?
hold on, hold on
OH!
NOOOOO!
Oh!
Very nice!
Mama Mia!
Oh, we're good.
I'm in.
You think they'll find out I killed that guy?
Nah.
Ooh, pipe.
I'm hearing voices very close to me.
Magic or recipe or book.
No blade compared, no shield with sand at its edge, no armor saith, its thrust, kings and heroes of ages past, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, I can't read.
Sounded like she gasped, which made me think she found the body, but I don't think anyone's gonna find that body.
I don't like anyone flying that ship, bro.
Oh!
This is a 7-gate.
Mama!
Dude, how do we get this one up?
Like this.
Bam.
Bam.
Bam.
Bam.
Which one moved this one?
Six?
Okay, which one moved this?
back to one
okay which one moves six
dude thank god it doesn't reset
do any other one
okay this one moves one
Yeah
I don't think
I just know there's some good fucking shit in this bitch dude.
I think I was closer before.
The devs suggest putting points in a lockpicking if you're having a hard time, hope this helps.
I think we're going to go from here, maybe?
Yeah.
what?
what?
right.
so dumb, dude
I've fucked this up so hard, actually, now.
I have, uh, fully extended it.
So which ones need to be...
looked at first?
How did I get you out?
I'm here crunching behind me.
Okay, so this one, three, and I think I'm going to play the new Switch ports of Kingdom
Hearts a level one.
No, man, I can't.
I don't think I could take, I don't think I could take the emotional damage from watching
fucking Donald Duck use Tetraflare again, dude.
I don't think my heart could ever recover.
We're going to have these opposite.
We're blowing through a pick, Steve.
How did I move this one?
So if I have the big problem
Can we move we move on with this
Oops oops
You know, a big thing for me is sometimes I just hit the wrong direction looking at the
ship.
Brother.
Oh my god.
Oh my god!
We've seen the locks with 12 sliders yet. No man, because I'm not uh...
Not watching any playthroughs of this game. I guess I could have run across one.
Dude, it's just fucked. It's fucked. I fucked it up.
Holy moly!
Which one could move? This one?
Yeah.
Eeeeeeeeh!
Okay. We have to use six to move this up. Yeah, that's what we have to do. It's not
working. We're a treat. I don't think. No.
Aha wait
Oh shit
Damn.
We're good.
Raven Tower key dude.
That would be most useful.
Do you think they'll magically know I killed that guy up here?
Hero slayer of God on the second floor
Yes sir, yes sir.
How do we move the top one this way?
Wrong. It's stupid.
No.
May haps
Come to break some picks in bruv I
Think I think I think four is the key to our solution here fellows
Wait
Whoa!
Nobody help!
You think you'd be getting better at this?
Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
You got you good?
That fat guy Tuba theme song begins to play as that chatter begins typing his message on
his keyboard.
Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do.
That's literally the song that plays in my head when I read your dumb ass shit, dude.
You have a theme song. That's your theme song.
For the last time you've invested multiple points in a log pick and you make this shit easier on yourself.
Okay, I got it stupid, I don't think he is, I don't think he is, I don't think he is.
I think he's merely pretending to be stupid.
To which I say, what is the benefit of that?
Why would he do something like that?
That doesn't make any fucking sense!
It don't make sense!
Why the fuck would he do that?
Dude, we're burning through these pigs.
that hard
The George!
The Lockpick George!
Where do I get these lined up?
Like so.
Wait. Not like so. Unlike so.
the George you should get some not kicking points George I think it'll make
They're not picking easier, George.
Don't do it, little pooters.
Hehehehe.
Classic.
I fucked this up, dude. That was so close.
No, you fool.
No, you fool.
Wait.
Okay.
Hold.
How was I moving that before?
So um
No, but I think we're gonna get one and two to the top
Baby no, we don't
like
I think I have irreparably fucked this up.
Ugh.
Whoa!
Wait.
Oh, they moved together. Oops. I thought they were opposite.
Whoops.
That's the road, bro. Okay.
Okay, we got it on the top, that's not where it needs to be though.
Maybe.
Whoa, we locked it.
I don't have the right key.
When was the last time?
Last say 1544.
That'd be before we started this, right?
No, that was like nine minutes ago,
which I think we were working on for nine minutes.
I saved in the hallway.
I want my lockpicks back.
Bear.
Bro, there's so many chests, holy fuck.
There's a bed here.
Bum, bottom, bunk.
Look at our cool red shirt.
They call this lockpick tower.
Are you man enough to reach the top of lockpick tower?
Are you man enough to secure all of the bread?
Hey Crossbow!
The giga-chest
Just a final chest.
Nice acrobatics training, bro.
Okay, we saved right before.
Was this the one we were going to?
Do a different one just so that we have a different first bag of it.
Bum bottom bum bum
We gotta even him up, lads.
Okay.
Ah!
My boss!
Ooh!
Withered weapons!
They're throwing their trash at these.
They're throwing their trash at these. I'm gonna leave that one on the bottom for a
while. Let's see what else they got. Now one on the top at the very least looks like a
fancy dress. Which is cool.
Easy.
Whoa!
We found the stash, dude.
I'm gonna go get a stash.
I'm gonna get a stash.
I'm gonna get a stash.
I'm gonna get a stash.
Whoa, we found the stash, dude.
Holy.
Why are you in a lock every time I tune in?
I gotta re-read that comment, I got it.
Why are you at a lock every time I tune in?
Ah, I really enjoy the lockpicking, dude.
Uh oh.
Oh shit.
Bop-bop-bop-bop-bop-bop-bop-bop-bop-bop-bop.
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
I sure hope some of these chests give me some lockpicks back.
It's getting dire.
Have I worked this into an irreparable state?
No.
I was doing her on.
We gotta get three and five lined up. But how do we do it? Like this.
Wait a second.
Err, my guys!
Oh my god, why was it so hard beat?
Oh
No. Goodbye lockpick!
Nice click.
Nice click.
Nice play.
I'm not seeing enough movement
They like kill a bird or something.
Yeah, I like the ambiance they provide.
Okay, right here, this is the Pivotal Step.
How do we... move these without them getting too out of sync?
Wait.
No.
I gotta move.
I gotta move two of them.
I gotta move two of them.
wait no I gotta move I gotta move to like all the way up I think but I can't do
from this position
I didn't even know how to do that
Bump
Bump Bump
okay two is all the way at the bottom that's not what we need fellows
every time I open the stream he's lockpicking
welcome back to the stream dude it's good to see you
I
I'm fundamentally not seeing something here, like it's not clicking on my tiny little fucking
brain. Ah, wait.
Oh
Bang it
I was locked in, I had it, dude.
Hold on.
Dude, I was like two moves off when I fucked up.
of
I don't have the right key.
you taking the piss? No. Oops. Wrong one.
Right here.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Okay, we have to get two and five opposite of the bill.
I think.
But I need this up two more.
Second award
Oh
Boy how we've plundered
I think I need I think I need three for their up
Oh.
Hey, Trapper.
I was so close, dude.
Okay, we gotta get- we gotta get three to the bottom.
Okay.
How do we do that?
By having...
Five at the top.
Oh!
I bet my- I've- Please lock it, I bet my savings on you.
Dude, I...
I'm simply not seeing...
The solution, dude.
I'm not seeing it. I'm not seeing it!
Am I interested in acquiring an old PS3 now?
Okay, I think we need to have these two synced up before we move this one.
I can't do that because of this one oh my god
Only open chests that are relatively easy to open and then leave the hard ones for later.
So that's the thing though, this isn't necessarily a hard one.
It's just I am not parsing the solution in my brain.
Right?
It looks pretty hard.
It's not though.
It's not.
Honestly, it's probably so not difficult that like the solution is pretty hard.
probably like
Wait.
It's not it's not I wish him 8.8 thousand coins
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
I'm just going to go back and wait for the enemy to come.
I'm going to go back and wait for the enemy to come.
I'm going to go back and wait for the enemy to come.
That's good, okay.
Ba-ba-da-ba-ba-ba-ow.
It's really good when we see, look at this, look at this right here, see like pieces
like this that sit on the edge, it's really good when they do not connect to other pieces
Because that makes it like infinitely fucking easier.
Infinitely easier.
Food?
Food, please.
Ruby, please.
I need a key for that.
And you got garbage?
Me, what I'm trying to be negative after literally witnessing with my own eyeballs that I just got 9.9 thousand coins from one of these just...
There ain't got some garbage!
Ain't got some garbage!
Ain't got some garbage!
You're a bitch-ass little bitch.
Fuck it, a little dumb-ass bitch, dude.
Actually dumb.
That dumb as hell, man.
There we go.
Well, that won't work, sheesh.
Ah, huh.
okay we got we gotta fix this
I fucked up big style
Huge.
Holy.
Scooty Lake for 7.
The final chest.
To a final chest.
There might be something on these ledges.
Hmm.
Oh, yeah, big dog.
Oh yeah big dog!
Ah yes sir!
That's a wee bit of greater dexterity.
Seven dexterity.
And so, Lockpick Tower was defeated.
Not with a thunderous roar come with a whip.
You still have the first chest?
Shut your bitch ass up.
Now.
I like Wimby, what team is he on?
He's on the Spurs? Oh word. Then that's the team I like.
Because the Lakers aren't in the finals, so I typically... I like to root for, like...
I
The big dogs, you know, I mean that makes sense
Like LeBron
Okay, starting from the beginning of baseball. Okay, like wilt Chamberlain. I like Michael Jordan. I like Magic Johnson
I like Kobe Bryant. I like
LeBron James
Michael Jackson
Well
Jesse Jackson oh, oh shohio, Tony one of my favorites
Yeah, Ming
Yeah, he's a good one.
Snoop Dog.
Tell us more Moon Moon, unironically interested.
I don't watch sports matters.
It was jokes. It was jokes. It was doing a little... it was a bit.
Ha ha ha ha.
Heeey.
Omegalo.
Thank you, thank you.
Okay, you can stop laughing now.
It doesn't seem as genuine when you laugh for that long.
You know what I mean?
Brother!
Is this the same lock from two days ago?
Wait, hold on.
I gotta re-read that comment.
Hold the grapher and chat says is this the same lock from two days ago?
All right, now play the laugh.
Classic checkup.
That was a good one.
I don't hate you.
I laughed really hard.
I may have overlooked
dude, give me one more, man!
Ahhhh!
Permission to hit this Blanker.
Granted soldier.
You should always be using your blinker while driving.
Very importante.
I think I'm trying to reach a certain attempt at the solution that I do not think is actually
possible.
I'm trying to get the top one to the bottom.
I think I should be doing it the other way.
Like, it's really easy. We have multiple pieces that can move. Six. Oh. Okay. This piece
This is a problem.
This piece is a problem.
Okay, hold up. I think I've solved.
So what was that? It was 3, D, 6, sorry, 3A, 6D, 1A, 3A, 6D, 1A, 3A, or D.
Oops.
What was it? It was 3A, 6D, 1A.
3A, 6D, 1A.
of
Okay, we're kind of overlooking this one too a little bit.
Does anything move piece three other than piece three?
I don't think so.
So this has to be solved by moving them, and then we work around them.
How do we...
One, two, and six have to be lined up. Right now they're two off of each other.
This middle piece cannot be moved except by itself, so this also has to be like this.
I think
We have some leeway right here.
Okay. I got him. I have got him.
No, I have not.
Hold on.
No, I had it mentally in my head.
Wait.
Which piece do we solve this with?
two
two
I think we're finishing with the wrong piece.
I think we finished with one, huh?
Oh fuck dude.
It must be so relaxing to be this mentally vapid
All right, you have a you got one minute to solve the puzzle for I'm pretty much solved it for you buddy
Okay, give me the correct moves
a minute literally you only got to do a couple moves here i can't figure them out i can't
40 seconds oh maybe some music will inspire you chatter
No solution dude. That's okay. That's okay.
That's okay.
Idiot.
You fucking dumb piece of shit.
shit it's okay dude you fucking moron the holy fuck dude it's all right you
actual product of inbreeding you feverishly inbred piece of shit it's
okay dude all right you couldn't solve a puzzle in like a couple of steps
actually. It's okay. Like Moses, I led you across the Red Sea. I parted the waters.
I've got five of the tumblers, dude. Five of them, dude. And you couldn't walk on
the surface of the fucking... reach.
That's sad. That is sad. Bitch.
No, no, no. No, no, no.
No matter where I go, I'm one move off you.
I think I'm looking for an easy solution, but I think the real it's either this piece
Or this piece is how we win
I don't think it's this one.
It's concerning that this isn't a bit. Dude, honestly, I've already wasted enough time
and energy on addressing the Twitch chat directly when it comes to these lockpicking
puzzles, dude. I've called out six of you. Over the past couple of days, none of you
have been able to do it. None of you. None of you. Okay. And it's pathetic. It's pathetic
because you, you could literally just cheat too. There are there are tools that you could
have used online. Okay. But you none of you did that. I've got none of you did that. Like
got deer in the headlights whenever I look over read some shit like dude are you fucking stupid like
how do you remember how to breathe you're an embarrassment to the entirety of humanity dude
and I'm like okay what you got bro at that chatter what is the solution you've got two minutes two
minutes. Never once has that person solved the puzzle. Never. Why? How can that be? How can, how can
that be? So you want the solution. Yes, in those particular scenarios, I was willing to admit defeat,
to give up, to admit my stupidity, but not once have I had to do that. I haven't.
And why not?
of
and
Mm-mm-mm-mm.
Gedwin and Animaniac, he's looking for taunts now.
No, see, that's what you guys want.
You want to make me angry, and I get it.
I don't want to be angry.
So I'm not reading Twitch though.
That's the truth.
Very simple.
I'm gonna get the new Camelback Crayola water bottles.
Yeah.
That's my favorite.
Excuse me.
I'm so irreparably plucked.
dead dude
Are the rewards even worth it need that dopamine need that dopamine fast fast
fast fast fast fast achievement get achievement get achievement unlocked
achievement unlocked collection get collection get level up level up level
up load yeah yeah yeah yeah
Oops.
Nooo.
Oh
Holy shit
Well, that's the case, I think the person put it in wrong.
Don't type Lamau, little Billy.
You don't know the solution?
Oh, don't you be typing Lamau? Don't you be typing PEPW?
You don't fucking know?
You don't know?
Hello?
Shut your bitch ass up.
Could it be impossible?
I'm ready to give up. I'm ready to give up.
You need to use three to move six so you can then use one.
Dude, once again, appreciate the help, not looking for partial solutions to the puzzle,
looking for the entire puzzle solved out and annotated.
Otherwise you're wasting my time and your time.
Okay, buddy.
Alright, big man, let's use the fucking solver.
I'm curious.
Dude, how is it that there are so many different solvers, dude?
This is the third different one I've seen on Enchio!
Where's the original?
Ah, let's see.
That's right.
No.
I want the original one with, like, the circles.
No, not the yellow one.
Yes!
Zid-O-Zid-O-Zic!
Okay.
Let's see.
Let us see, let us see.
This is sex.
How's that?
Yeah, this.
Yeah, this.
Yeah.
Opposite.
Same.
No links. Same as six.
Opposite one.
Same two. Although I don't think that has an impact on the solution. No links. Same one
and two. Okay. So like I said before, I think this one was really easy and I'm just not
parsing
way
Oh, I did it wrong
Hold okay
Right three times.
Gate one, left three times.
Gate four, left three times.
Gate five, right.
This one doesn't matter.
Gate one, left A.
Oh, yeah, look at that right here.
I just could not see it.
I got to reload.
Wait, hold on.
I think I did reload.
Yeah, we good.
One day we'll find out what these coins are for, fellas.
One day.
I told you to answer like two hours ago by the way.
Hmm.
Hmm.
A critical hit.
Sorry, I was just looking for the solution that he posted.
It doesn't exist by the way. I'm gonna get some coffee, I'll be right back.
Yes, Milove! Yes, Milove!
the
Greetings!
Greetings!
Farewell, Lockpick Tower. Farewell.
What the fuck?
I killed this guy.
He's fucking dead now.
No, no, no.
Want to restart.
No, no, no.
We tried the store before and failed, I think.
Good bye, Loxpig.
Goodbye.
It's my first time checking out the game. Is it a lockpicking puzzle game?
Hehehe.
Hehehe.
Yeah.
Is there any other way to move this piece?
Every time I enter the stream you are lockpicking.
Crazy.
There might be a person in this room.
you think this is the same lock as the chest just copy and pasted I don't know
it's not this one doesn't have
the
There were two different gates that had reverse pieces.
No.
Damn son!
I can't kill this guy.
Oh, that's in the bedroom.
Hehehe.
Dude, I had to back out, man.
Oh
This piece right here son of a bitch piece.
kill ethics for seven there's no way to move this one other than to move it
do something bro do something bro
Hey! Hands off!
Jumping in, uh, Fongers, and Cavie Chumero, and Tuxo, they look...
This piece doesn't matter so much.
How much is leveling lockpicking help?
Uh, I wouldn't even have a chance of doing this if I didn't have a level, I think.
Fuck, do you want it?
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
I'm telling you, nothing's going to change, I'm telling you.
Come on, lady, believe in me.
It's a little bit.
This is the lady I helped, dude.
Surely she don't snitch.
That's Gomez's room. Wait hold up. I was like beat my ass as soon as I got it.
Oh shit.
Um, I don't think...
What makes this one so much harder than the last one you did?
The only thing that makes these difficult is the way that they connect.
And I can't figure out the best way to shimmy these around.
Hold on.
Like, that's just so astronaut-like.
Just so astronomically incorrect.
This one's difficult because all of them connect except for the top one.
Normally, with Master Lockpicking, two of the gates are typically...
Unconnected.
I don't know.
We have to shimmy this up and shimmy this down.
So like, these move opposite, we need them to be on opposite sides.
And that shit ain't happening right now.
You would look in with your head shaved, and I'll do a fuck what you think about me, or
what my hair would look like if it were shaved.
be clear about that. It'd be a lot cooler if you didn't speak. Rude? I'm rude. I'm rude.
Okay.
Got it.
Positive comment.
Okay, listen.
Let's be clear.
I'm not actually upset at that guy.
Okay.
Before I continue.
Okay.
On the off chance, I hurt your feelings.
Proceeding forward.
That said, telling someone they should change their appearance is not a positive comment.
Okay.
Hey, hey, hey!
This one right here, man. How do we get this down?
We are close.
We have to get 5 and 2 lined up.
It's Thor's dude, we're chill, we're chill.
I think I'm dead.
It doesn't matter what we do, because we're freaking dead.
I think.
They shit is no hard man.
Hey, it's not.
So you just never learned how to do these properly?
I'm we're in door we're in door last last audit here
Teach me what am I doing wrong actually you know what don't teach me just solve
All right, you got all the starting positions here
Calculating, you know, the key doesn't matter, it's okay.
I forget how we moved this one up.
Chatter posted this.
Yeah
Good, I'm not asking that chatter motherfucker
How did we move the second one up
No.
the real life doors have locks like this that's probably easier probably easier to pick a
walk in real life. Probably easier.
Still have not gotten too up.
Ah, right.
There's only...
Oh, man.
I wonder if I should get these officers. I don't know. I think it is.
to
go away
I'll fill it up!
Where was the one that moved this one?
Dude, Rive, I'm so close.
Dude, the ship behind the door better be fucking fantastic, man.
Nothing moves this piece right here, except for this piece.
And there's peace.
I know Gomez, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, man.
Did I play the original?
No.
I remember this locket only took me two minutes.
If you guys need attention, call your parents, man.
Alright.
I'm not going to pull up your logs.
And be like, hey, motherfucker, solve this. I know you can.
You modded this lock out?
I just don't get it.
Was Locke thinking like this in the first one? No.
This Locke is actually like 40 steps.
Wait, don't I have one too on the top?
Yeah.
Maybe.
These two pieces that I'm moving are the, they're the problem.
I have to get these on opposite sides.
I think doing that's not helping.
Yeah.
Hmm, I don't know Billy.
I don't know.
Use one and two to move three backwards forwards.
form by the way. One is an irrelevant piece.
Look at my games lagging. Hello? I have like a memory leak.
What's that doing?
Every time I join he's doing a lockpick.
It's just not worth this much time.
up okay listen listen to me very carefully an hour ago I might have had a
long-winded insult for you but I'm just gonna tell you right now do not speak to
me very simple do not speak directly to me
Hmm.
We understood.
Dude 235 depressed pug and can are intracerable and white white convicts result
235
I
He's coming!
I've had enough of you.
Enough for you.
Saabao.
I've had enough of you.
Do it bro.
Oh...
Hehehehehehehehehehe
Hahahahahahahahaha
There's no other way to move this one up, I think, right?
No, this one.
Am I just clicking buttons or do I have a tactic?
or accident it's very tragic too I think
They're to have these off-center.
Now, wait hold on.
You're here early.
nicely he's willing to wait. Thank you, buddy.
One four six can be ignored. Thank you, bro. Thank you for that. Thank you for that, buddy
Thank you
Kill me
I think we're going to move this one all the way to the top.
Stupid beast!
Stupid piece
Is my lockpick skill max you'll figure out buddy I promise
of
use the solver for the believers
Um, nah, your shit will get repunded, bro.
You guys make these locks 500 times more difficult because you won't get lock picking training.
I know you ain't talking to me, bro.
Knock it off, mate.
Um... guys...
Knock it off, mate.
Alright then. That's it.
But you said you didn't want to waste more time on locks until your skill was up more?
Is it the highest? I don't know and I don't want to know
Okay.
How do we move?
that
I think we're missing some of these moves in there.
I think we're back where we were.
There you go.
I wasn't going far enough down on one of those.
Quickly, steal everything!
Every goblet!
And you got the nice room.
Lockpicks!
Lockpicks!
Lockpicks!
Ay, ay, ay!
Ay, ay, ay!
I don't know if we're gonna have enough time.
Close the door? You can't.
No way.
No way.
Okay.
I need a key for that.
Damn.
I didn't even pick that one.
Hurry, buddy.
Amulet of flames.
Plus two strength potion.
Quickly!
Skedaddle!
Plus 10 fire resistance?
Plus 2 strength?
So strong now, dude.
Let me take another look.
This guy definitely has the key to this chest, but I don't know how to pickpocket it.
Okay, robbed.
The door locks seem to be like some of the hardest.
Oh no.
What moves five this?
For Gomez.
I'd think twice about it.
Sorry
Oh
This one doesn't seem too difficult.
Or who knows.
at moon moon I stopped watching an hour ago you were on a lock and you were still fucking
picking logs.
Is he wrong?
No, dude.
No, he's not.
He's not.
What I don't understand is the bewildered.
Okay.
It is a challenging challenging minigame. Okay difficult the way that I'm doing it extra difficult because I'm not fucking
Writing down my moves or like remembering my moves per se when I have to start over right?
So there's a learning process, right? I
Have lockpicks at 12 different fucking things. So yeah, I am still lockpicking and guess what until I am done with this room
I will continue to be lockpicking the fact that that is not tracking with you is so absolutely fucking embarrassing that I cannot you
even illustrate it properly in words.
So instead, I'm gonna grunt like a monkey
so that I can speak your native motherfucking language.
Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo.
Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo.
Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo.
I don't think it can help actually, another thing about it, you might be fucked.
sorry about
one in five dude
the missing from a guy who spent one hour in a fucking minigame
bro most of you guys are not funny let's be clear dude let's be clear about that
And the majority of you guys who are not funny are the ones who are writing my name in your message.
Okay. Think about that.
Oh no!
He walked past me.
watch
Errr, Moonbeam, it looks like you're still log-picking!
Mate?
I got up, made some food, took a shower...
ate my beans on toast...
What's the deal bro?
What's the deal, bro?
Bro?
I have to get these pieces right here on opposite sides.
And I think the way we do that is we use this piece.
How's it going?
It's okay.
What's up?
Guys?
Not as stupid as you look.
Do that lock alone!
You shouldn't be here.
Stay lost. Now!
Did I ever show you my weapon?
Huh?
Is he gonna kill me?
He's gonna loo my ass.
I think your weapon's better off with me.
Yeah, take the weapon, bro.
I'm not sure your ore is well taken care of.
Hey, string him up. Stop it.
You shouldn't be here.
Did I ever show you my weapon?
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's locked.
We would have to lock it out.
Oh
Whoa
Do any other ones move one?
I don't think so.
I think...
Oops.
Oops.
I think we need this one at the top.
Lockpick simulator?
Hello?
Is he back?
I don't think we can have this down here.
I don't think we, I don't think we match five and one right away.
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
I'm just trying to get the
right thing.
Oh.
Crazy.
I expected a cozy gothic stream and all I got was a bald man raging at chat on a static
lockpicking screen? I don't know if I would qualify this as raging. It's more like an
existential crisis. It's me asking the powers that be. Why is it that every time I look
over I see some dumbass comment like yours dude. Why is that? What did I do wrong?
Yeah is it luck? Have I failed the luck check?
Oh yeah, yeah
You spend hours banging your head against the wall calling it lock picking. All right, I'm gonna reset it for you. Okay, buddy
solve it give a minute otherwise you're timed out for a week
time you out I was raging to be fair see like that's that's literally what it is
the rage rate man at least you're honest about it okay you can't you can't you
can't replace being funny with range braiding it's not something that it's
It's... You can't do that! It doesn't work! Everyone just knows you're rave-baiting!
Now time will mount? No, I won't.
I won't.
Stop fiddling with that lock!
Bro, I need you to fuck off like now.
Stop fiddling with that lock.
I'm fed up with you.
I can't do it. I can't do it.
Oh, I can't do it.
My brain's melting after doing so many of these in a row, dude.
hold on
These have to be synced up, that's the only way that they ever get to the moon.
Well, they have to be synced up on opposite sides.
I think this is the starting position.
No, this is close though.
Okay, I think we move this here so that 5 and 1, they're synced up, right?
And this one, actually.
This one doesn't matter.
This one moves the top one.
And I don't think...
Oh, one moves that one.
But we can't...
Hold on.
We cannot un-sync 1 and 5, no matter what.
Which means we cannot move this one up here.
Wait.
That's the key.
And keep moving this one to move around the top ones.
We close.
It doesn't matter how many times we move this one, because one and five are in order.
They're literally one-off.
here.
Come on, man!
Ooh, plus 10 max HP, dude!
Yes, sir!
This is greater life.
Plus 50 HP.
What am I wearing?
Yoyk?
Yoink!
Is that perma?
The potion was?
Yes.
I think someone came in.
I think he's sleeping.
Do we seem the hardest to lockpick?
Yeah.
Like...
I'm kind of learning that...
They must have had one guy go through this building.
Like the way it...
And like...
Like decide the lockpicking challenge, right?
I don't know.
No way.
Why don't you check, bitch?
Crypted walks.
go to bed go to bed is I want you when you interact with the chest he stopped
sneaking yep I wasn't close enough to the chest when I tried to interact with
but it's really stupid.
Oh
Okay, we got everything off the edge
Jesus
Okay, we're going to figure out which one moves the last one.
Three.
Which one moves four?
Okay, we can't do that.
So, here this piece is the one that we can sac right here, where is that one?
that moving random pieces dude guard time like I have for an hour
And then call him a bitch.
No other piece moves one.
with the Fletchers here.
Damn.
But we're good.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Maybe we're not going up.
No matter what.
These top two have to be like this.
No matter what.
Do we have a piece that only moves?
Okay.
But we would need a piece that only moves this one.
Which is that one.
Okay.
So we do...
I'm going to blast!
plus 15 armor not bad.
See if they're pissed at us.
Now they, they go into sleep.
Hold on.
Whoa, I have 15 learning points.
I don't even think I can begin pickpocketing because I have not learned the skill.
We have a choice here.
Do we learn pickpocketing all the way to Master?
Or do we learn alchemy?
How come you're swimming?
How come you're swimming?
That's what it would be.
I don't even have a bed here yet.
Dude, I gotta go live out in the fucking slums, man.
Let's go uh... let's go learn some... oh we can't because it's nighttime.
Lockpicking obviously you're spending half of the game doing it.
Me when I didn't say lockpicking at all.
Can I read that comment?
Oh!
a Minecraft villager.
Ah!
Ah!
Vanilla with coffee, thanks for subbing, Peppa Pig, thanks for subbing.
Ah!
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Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Remember the old Minecraft hit noise, the one that was like,
He was in an environment.
You dropped the tunnels that went on forever.
The old sound, dude.
Let's go learn how to swim. Actually, let's learn how to do alchemy.
They changed it?
Yeah, listen. Old Minecraft hit no- yeah, that one right there.
That.
You're thinking of Roblox.
Don't get your holes. How are you? Are there any real gamers left in the moon moon chat, dude? I don't know
We're all the gamers
You guys weren't there for beta minecraft that's sad that's sad bro, will we do a club in
Well the fuck is Gomez
Sorry, Torres.
What's his z-names?
What's some names that end in z?
What are you doing?
I stopped playing games when I started losing weight.
Oh, must be nice.
Must be nice not to be a fat piece of shit anymore, dude.
You think you're better than me?
Stubbs you against a locker.
How come they're not in the garden?
Oh, I mean, we might have to wait a little bit longer.
How are you?
I heard ships in for something.
I'm just trying to kiss me, dude.
Stop
Yeah
Salad boy
A friend smiled at you in your dream his eyes were not his only story. I'm haunted
So, so haven't done the daily bun check?
Yeah, I had to rob my new employers, dude.
Did I?
That's your taste.
I've been thinking.
Because you've got a knack for cooking.
What about it?
That woman's cyber.
Up in the castle kitchen.
The warders won't shut up about some stew she's been making recently.
You want me to get a recipe?
That's right.
You should share it with a fellow cook.
I don't see what I can do.
We'll find out what's going in that stew.
But watch yourself.
It's probably not worth getting a beating over.
Phoenix takes for seven.
Dude, they're not gonna beat me if you said I should.
Give me some ragu, bitch.
Yippee!
What goes in the sauce, bruv?
How's this compared to the OG?
That's a good question.
That's a good question.
You should ask someone who knows the answer.
Don't you think?
Where the fuck?
There was a guy over here teaching alchemy.
What?
I don't think I can go in here.
Such a loser, dude.
Wait.
I can go in.
Yes, get in there.
Yes, get in there.
What a day.
What a day.
Mercury, I probably shouldn't drink that.
I like the music here.
I wanna be an alchemist.
I wanna become a better alchemist.
Ah, alchemy.
the most beautiful of the arcane arts.
Yes, that would be a pleasure.
For a small donation, very well.
Listen close, the power of a potion lies in its herbs.
Everyone knows that.
What many do not know is the importance of dosage.
Too little and the concoction will be useless too much
and the cure becomes the poison.
What I'm telling you is always respect the recipe
Never just use your guts with enough patience and experience
Every plant has the potential to become a powerful remedy
For in us you've got some nerve come here
Why oh
Come on man piss off
Man I'll have to be in here
I've had enough
Help me.
We chill?
We are not chill.
Maybe we are way.
Maybe we're way he's gonna talk to me
I don't even know where to like do alchemy stuff
Hey
I'm looking for man
Let's go get new shit
I just said I was just at it
How's it going?
Is this a cave near the new camp or a let-you?
I don't think I'm allowed to be in here.
This guy hates me now.
It's okay.
Fuck you, bitch.
I'm not allowed to be in here!
okay at least we know it was a trespassing thing and not a he caught me
stealing the mages in this tower were gang beating me during the ceremony for
me to become
I was about to do something, oh.
Is there a way?
I guess there might not be a way to see...
Let's talk to Cyra.
You think she and her tower bros?
Let's give her a catnip for a sip.
Hey you.
Hey.
Uh...
Where has he been making some really good stew lately?
Would you mind sharing the recipe?
I can't.
It's for Gomez's table only.
I literally walked in here
and killed the guy that was like
harassing her. Okay. I killed someone for her. And she won't tell me the recipe for a stew that she makes.
You could make an exception.
You did help me earlier. And first of all, here you go. Don't make me regret it.
Yippee! You know, I bet if I give this to the cook out in the uh, the thing,
Go meds gonna find out a fucking killer dude miss cab
You didn't kill the guy I gave him a guy ego death to do that beat the fuck out of him from all of his employees
Are like his his co-workers, dude. Literally. There was 30 people what I'm not exaggerating
30 people watch me beat that guy down in the fucking courtyard. You're the day that I got hired
That's a fate worse than death in the bandit prison camp, dude.
the rest carrots raw meat strong beer should be simple enough and the magic
ingredients miscap mushrooms they grow by rivers and in caverns the dampness
gives in their unique taste and Kevin Julie sticks to wet cave walls they
I might be all my Billy's amazing absolutely worth it
I'm gonna need more than a bowl of stew for that. I'm gonna need more than a bowl of stew for that
What do you mean?
I'm gonna teach how to make it a course and when times get rough. It won't be the audit feature
Yeah, it'll be the the stew that requires a list of rare ingredients
I'll get you those things. You're gonna be in for a treat, mate
Here's everything you needed.
Nice.
I had it.
Right.
Give me a couple hours to cook all this up.
It will be worth the troubles.
I could tell you that much.
So I wonder if the guy we learned alchemy from can't actually teach us master alchemy?
I don't know. I don't know how NPCs react when you try to talk to them when you're trespassing technically.
A couple hours, he says.
Alchemy table in the crack den near the lake.
Oh, you're right!
The faint humming sound echoed through your dreams.
Hello.
How are you?
Smells really good.
It tastes amazing too.
Fiddly stuff though.
You're off by one pinch of spice, and it tastes like goblin ass.
But I'm pretty sure I got it bang on so you know what that tastes like right so you start with the meat and beer
Let it simmer for a bit
Then the carrots going next then the miss caps
But your timing's got to be on point too long and they're gonna turn into slime and
Last the dew leaf, but just a touch here. I have some you sure earned it
you heard take a breath if you're gonna cook it yourself don't go undercutting me prices
how's it going hey you you said oh fuck you dude
We got to learn how to swim.
Let's do this.
We got to go to the new camp anyway.
Not nice you to deal with.
That's a gig of stoop?
Oh I know because I've stolen several bowls of it from my employer.
chest Gomez to me horse upgrade your armor hmm we can do that actually here's only to
Come inside
Yeah
Well this role playing is boring AF can get back to the lockpicking don't you worry buddy first lockpick we come across
us. Wait, did this place change? Wait, it's Chapter 2 now. Oh my god, it did change.
Could you improve my armor for the right price sure twitches
Wow
I mean clearly we should just go for
Hey, which one looks the coolest this one's got chain which is cool
I don't know.
Yeah, we're gonna go for Edge, although I fought a lot of people who have mace.
Show me your goods.
The game like shrivel lags when I'm hovering over that stuff.
God, that's like, oh my god, wait.
Guys, we're rich.
In Morningstar.
What a day!
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, I can't use this yet.
We got a staff.
Okay, we have two battle swords.
We have a judgment sword.
Which has a ruby hilt.
the
so it's a little more damage
you prove my armor
for the right price sure I swear to god he better receive
the money that I'm using on upgrading so that I can get it back by selling some stuff.
Okay.
Yay!
I got armor for realsies.
Show me your goods.
He doesn't get the fucking money!
You fucking dumb piece of shit.
Whatever.
I can't remember if the guy who teaches swimming...
You've gotta watch what you're yapping about.
Um...
Needs money. I don't think he... does it for money.
Careful what he says.
Show me your good.
Best stuff in the co-
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
Schematic of... X.
Oh, I got a book that I need to read.
Oh, and there's that dude who we can give this...
I'm trying to look for something. I think this guy kind of buys stuff. He kind of lo-balls
a wee bit. How do you have? Did your inventory change because the... I feel like he has more
shit. I don't know.
We're me on me on whatever.
We're going to decide to give
for gold.
So
trying to think if there's another vendor here.
Do I got real armor?
I wonder what's worth more.
We can
Oh, 50 max HP.
Or...
Or is it?
Right here. Ring of Orskill. 15 armor on each.
You think the 15 armor's better?
dude I mean let's try it we'll try that we'll try that I mean 50 HP is technically 25% of my
my HP. I don't want to rely on that ring, the armor ring. Did I get real armor? Guys,
I'm an adventurer now. How much are the armor and armor upgrades? I thought I needed like
a whole different item. And I don't have that core, I think, because of it.
What is this the dude who wants the Swarm Shark shit?
What up fellas?
Kills you in one hit?
Takes no damage?
Dumb pussy ass mole rat.
Wait, maybe armor... I didn't realize that armor could reduce damage to zero.
Eat em. Eat your own kind.
and
can't remember what this
marker was
I don't think this is the guy that wants the stuff
What up fellas?
Uh, you don't sound like you're enjoying this.
But alas, Alaris thinks I haven't been pulling my weight lately, so here I am standing my
feet, so I'll wait for green-eared fools to take the wrong turn, not yourself, and not
giving you anything.
That did it a hard way, didn't you?
Alright, at least I'll warm up my muscles.
I still don't know how to switch to her.
Kiwi?
It's not my own scroll wheel either.
I'm going to kill you guys.
Drag a mouse?
Maybe you'll think twice about robbing people in hell.
It was a funny lad funny he may be dead he now is
How much meat we got?
Mmmmm, sure.
I can't make the soup. I don't think I'll ever make that soup, actually, now that I think about it.
You know what? I'm willing to bet the alchemy recipe for the magic potion probably uses miscap.
Why is this here? Why did I put this there?
Oh, this is us. Nice. I did it.
I had the Swamp Shark parts let's see
Oh my God that seems to have worked out well for you looks like quality work
about the payment of course here's your all but the real reward is that you and
I are now the only ones who know how to do this properly use that advantage in
In case you want to go after a swamp shark again.
A thousand XP.
Who's going to buy these?
The mage is of course.
Don't ask me why, but they have a keen interest in them.
And, if the mage has won something, the other traders won it too.
In any case, I don't think you'll be having difficulties finding buyers.
Thanks for the lesson.
Keep an eye out for more...
So, I mean, we... the Swamp Shirt took like almost no damage from our fire spells, so...
It's probably because it's fire resistant.
I saw more goblins.
You could try attacking bro.
Look at this guys are chodes man.
Dude the armor changed the game bro.
Holy...
Overleveled.
God forbid if the enemies I've been fighting in my entire 15 hour play through now do no damage to me because I've leveled up and got an equipment.
Every enemy should kill you in one hit.
Every enemy should kill you in one hit.
Every enemy should kill you, every enemy should kill you, every enemy should kill you in one hit.
I can't skin it because I'm a loser there's more than one
I think the book you initially sold from the unarmed trainer today yesterday is the
for this bow dude.
Yeah, I did steal it and I gave it to him.
You learn how to from the other guy?
How does a cow wheel?
How does a cow wheel?
Neil, where the fuck am I?
Um, okay.
Little bitch.
Healing?
Ice block scroll?
We gotta join the mages boys, which means we should probably just do the quest that
we have.
Wow yoink
Goblins detected
Wait lizard detected
Okay, so you're going to cast me.
I mean, you're fucking banned to see your death, actually.
You fucking dumb pussy-ass.
You can't even scratch me, fool!
wall. Are you running? Balloon? Gently stabs your friend to death? Where the fuck did he go?
Let's practice our parry.
What the hell?
We did it a couple times.
That was a block.
Boom.
Boom.
tower key. The door in the old camp's ruined tower. Oh that's the one that we
spent a little bit yesterday on.
We've already lockpicked the... they call him the lockpicking legend.
I'm in Orc territory.
Oh God.
This thing hasn't been ordained in a lot of HP, so time to go.
Got a blast!
Where's my horse?
Horse I call to thee.
Arrive upon my shores.
Hey, it's my horse.
stupid asshole I'm sorry man I didn't mean it I didn't mean it bro we're chill
we're chill we got to go to new camp to learn how to swim and then we got to go
a swamp camp to do some spying.
Oh, we already robbed this guy. And also this is where we learned how to ride.
Also, we got a beehive there.
Gaining speed?
What's that?
Watch this.
Wait.
Is this game reward random exploration?
yes
oh wait this is where the meth lab is hang on
let's peep out the meth lab
what the fuck
It's a... there's a pizza up there!
It's a pepperoni pizza!
Walter!
Hey! Oh!
Pizza sounds so good right about now.
You're not fucking wrong.
I know you can get out there, bitch.
I've already looted this place, I'm pretty sure.
Maybe?
My GF just made pizza buns if you want some.
Who the fuck is a pizza bun?
Also, this is not where the meth lab is.
Get up there, Billy.
You got this.
Order Papa John's?
What the fuck would I do to that?
More like booper-jongs.
Lol.
get off of the horse get off of the horse hello
I can't even jump this will make me a lot
weird
Now Papa John reacts to Instagram reels from 10 years ago.
Let's go learn how to swim before we do this.
Does it go, yeah, that's what I would have did.
That's the technique. Does it do that?
But it's like a guy making pizza instead.
He just shrub laughs at the screen and that's the video.
I mean, that's a lot of content creation if you think about it.
Guy watching something and then making funny face and laughing.
Maybe go the extra mile and waggle some eyebrows or like kind of regurgitate your own opinion without loud.
I don't know where this motherfucker is, I don't believe you.
and
Watch them try to kill me.
Might have to kill them all.
Like, will they even talk to me anymore?
I dunno.
What's up, dude?
Go away.
Okay, so you're just hating for no reason.
Got it.
Don't you say, Locer, can you in me anymore?
I have said it like a handful of times in my life.
Permission to drink my bong water today, sire.
Denied?
Still denied.
Where is this motherfucker normal?
Where is Homer?
Oh, me!
Wow.
Wow.
Didn't he say he was doing dam repairs?
Yeah, but it's chapter two.
He could have moved.
I don't see him.
He'll be in the town area?
You talking in the cave?
I wonder if anyone's been in the same situation I've been right now in this game.
old camp come back track down guy that teach swimming. I don't think that's how you're
supposed to do that. What's up bro? He'll teach me? Still? What a nice guy dude. Homer.
Hold me!
You seem to know a lot about dance.
Can you teach me how to become a better diver?
I should miss Stephanie Hatton's once.
You're the first to ever ask me that.
Sure.
If that's true, I will do that.
For a donation.
All right.
We must leave this alone.
Now, here's the most important thing.
Relax.
I mean it.
Calm down.
Let your lungs...
I should miss Stephanie Hatton's once.
That'll make a world of difference.
Once you've done that, it'll also be way more aware of your surroundings.
And...
It can be beautiful down there.
I wouldn't want to be in his shoes.
What, can you teach me a game?
Wait, we can ask him?
I can swim now.
Hello.
Show me your wares.
He only has weed.
So boring, dude.
I think they have their lesson by now.
Shut up.
No one can do this anymore, Wahoo.
Wahoo.
Wahoo.
Wahoo.
You want me to do it?
Does it carry 40 maces like that, an ass?
Weeeeee.
Oh yeah, we're like a fucking dolphin now dude, holy shit.
That's the noise that they make by the way.
Like a baby dolphin.
Come up out the water.
Wasn't there a chest down here I couldn't get?
Oh yeah, so they're in the houses.
That's right.
Of course, we've already done this.
Dude, my underwater breath has increased, like, four times.
Times four.
I learned how to swim so sexually.
I don't think he's trying to be sexual, dude.
Legendary underwater lockpick.
Boyoing.
Okay.
Rice schnapps kind of sounds good. I'm not gonna lie. I wonder what that should taste like.
Rice? Sake? It's awful.
There was a cool looking lockpick system?
It is cool.
It is cool.
I think it is cool.
I don't think I saw anything, except for the wooden spear.
I'm so fucking fast now.
What do you think we need that cog for?
I'm rich.
To prop open my ass.
No.
No.
Where am I?
Don't make me draw my battle sword.
I'm pretty sure the cave we're looking for is below us.
I'm pretty sure we already killed everyone in here, Kappa.
Dude, where the fuck is this cave, man?
Wrong cave. I'm looking for the cave with the guys who were making the droids.
Water.
Drug cave.
Yeah, the Jack-o-cave. Yes! The worst Jack-o-cave.
Interesting new camp, you just go left down the hill.
What the fuck was back- oh, it was the lurker or it was back here.
Oops.
Do the Jack-o-Pose.
I don't know, it's like Smoke's Weed.
it's like the post is like hitting the blunt
snap is a for seven me when I hit the blunt oh fuck guys I'm so high oh fuck
so stoned right now
I'm like seeing colors man I guess we
Don't worry buddy. I'm coming
I'll save you
We get a fenton on
I was on a dream last night that I was like sitting on a bench next to a guy that was
on Fent and then he like, he pissed himself.
But like he came out sideways and like pissed on me, it was fucking reviling.
And also for some reason he was pissing out of his mouth too.
What does it mean?
What does it mean?
I don't think it's up here.
I can't jump anymore on my fucking horse.
Oh, I can't even get off of my horse. Nice. Okay.
I can't use any of my bugs.
And we're gonna restart the game.
Oh, we're just gonna restart the game because we did have that weird, like, lag memory leak earlier.
Old?
UE5 taking 10 years to shut down completely?
Sure, that's fine.
I guess I've never heard this because I've always launched the game before stream.
It do be getting loud a little bit.
Hey, who watched, uh, who watched an NBA?
Who watched an NBA?
Who doing that?
He left enough of an impression in the old camp to get an audience with the old...
You have an NBA's? Oh, nice.
Okay, where the fuck is this cave, bros?
I'm trying to make some mana, mosh.
Is this it?
Up your ass.
Nice, dude.
Nice.
Can't fucking see.
Nailed before me, mole-rat scum. Nailed before me and know that you have... your end is nigh.
Also, this is not the fucking cave. That's Myron, though.
This guy has a hatchet in his head.
I don't think that's what they're supposed to get, normally.
Oh, god.
Come!
Does that always knock them down?
What the fuck?
How come you benched a swamp camp? Yeah, I know, but there's one over here, too.
Is my favorite WNBA player?
I don't know when you play- Oh, here it is. I don't know when you play as the WNBA.
Is Wembie in the WNBA?
I like Wembie.
be name a woman Hillary Clinton
internally gee I sure hope that guy doesn't ask me to name another woman
name five women oh no oh god gold up guys I'm gonna kill you guys just so
aware this is my cave now I can make seven healing potion it was Raveners
that's unfortunate we ate so many of those hmm and what is this mild healing
Yeah. Okay.
Fuck it, dude.
Cook it up, dope it up!
How many potions we got?
13.
And then we got
10 medium potions.
And then we have 3
gigapotions.
Then we have the, we got the blunt on the bar dude.
Probably put the potion there.
Alright boys, time to get the fuck out.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
I already robbed you guys.
Now you're getting the shank boy.
suffer no blue to live now Rob you fuck you wait I already robbed you I actually I'm
pretty sure I already picked this place clean whoops wait didn't get the rice
though how come it looks like the bowl of rice that they have is like the rice
This is like partially submerged in water.
Oh, that's fucking gross.
It's porridge.
This is Arcade now, by the way.
You blink.
You marked your weed dealer?
Now this is like the shady cartel guy that like supplies your weed dealer.
This cave's so goddamn long.
So.
Hey.
Piss off.
Hmm.
Didn't like that.
I'm hot enough.
Oh wait, my quest updated.
Huh?
It was called Swampweed Monopoly, but I don't see it.
You do more with the triangle prophecy, dude!
Sign in any of those.
Hello.
Thanks for the money, bitch.
Now we place the mark of...
Boom.
Chest.
Wait, no, hold on.
do blue. I'm sure future me will remember what that means. Blue for mana potion.
Okay we gotta go to a swamp camp to do our main class.
Checks map, cuz I'm not fully oriented.
Dude, we're getting some sping boys.
Holy!
This guy teaches hunting stuff.
Wait.
Nope, same guy.
This guy's on our team.
He's a blood, so.
The rate of travel isn't so...
What the fuck?
I can't attack.
To me, horse.
Covered in blood.
Do you guys remember how in Amuland they called it Teenage Mutant Hero Girls?
Why is that?
Why'd they do that?
What'd they do to that?
Alright, I'm having a hard time getting the timing down.
Ninja too violent of a word.
You're not my horse.
You are not my horse.
You are a random horse.
You were trained for that saftyr?
We haven't finally one of the staff training yet.
That's my horse. I don't know you. What was this?
Wait here, Billy. Essence of spirit.
This increases our maximum mana.
Who do you think put that there?
Don't they know the value of the item that they have?
Who is this?
What up brother?
the man. I clearly don't want to argue with you. I'm glad my horse makes a noise every
single time I try. Come. Predict it. It's over. Now I'm going to rip your braw.
Dude, it's crazy man. What game came out in America or the West in like 2001? Because this one,
this original game came out or when this originally came out? Like what were the boys playing when
people in Germany were playing Gothic 1? That's what I wanted to know.
Diablo II Lord of Destruction?
Oh fuck, hey, you better back up there.
My kills.
Ding.
Level 10.
Fair game ever is an Acronox from 2000 to 2001.
Come.
What?
well dodged cool well let me rip the skull off of these things real quick
been so much meat dude 2001 the other two wait the expansion came out 2001 no
away. Oh God. I haven't saved. What the? Oh God, it's so much faster than I am. Let's
So you get up here, fool.
Oh!
Ah!
Seven minutes ago.
Who put that there, dude?
Super Smash Bros. Melee?
You good, man?
of
Did they have GT3 in Germany?
I feel like that's a banned game.
I still got the blue on the map? No.
I think that's where it was.
Galo. Wait, was Halo 1 2001?
How come you called it Galo?
Conquer's bad birdie.
People speak so highly of that game, but it's like a meme, I think.
There ain't no way that shit's any good.
It was raunchy!
Pretty good for an N64 game.
Is it like Banjo-Kazooie?
Any game like Banjo-Kazooie I normally don't like playing.
I could go around and collect like 400 puzzle pieces or some shit.
I'm trying to...
What is the best combo for us?
I can't even tell if I come.
Multiplayer is fucking insane, but they were playing with friends, so you see you're not
liking it.
I had tons of friends who played a...
The one TOROCK where you could be the Raptor in deathmatch, dude.
You memba?
Rage Wars, dude.
And it had the cerebral bore?
We gotta find that plus two mana potion.
Why can I climb this?
Oh, hold up.
But we know how.
Where's the Staggyman?
What the?
Look who found Old Gilbert's hideout.
Whoa, look who found old Gilbert's hideout. I
Don't get many visitors up here good work
What are you doing out here? Oh, I just can't stand Gomez in his boot because anymore
I also ran into some trouble with them
It's been a while, but I thought any of them would remember me these days. I'd like it up here
so I stay
Too many idiots in that valley.
Why is Gilbert familiar?
Haven't we met this guy?
No.
No, we have not.
Go away.
You don't want to talk to me, huh?
That's cool.
Hope you don't mind that I'm going to rob you, though.
Here to pick a fight again.
Small man!
I will literally beat the fuck out of you for no reason.
Actually...
get out of the way man
stay right there
yeah fuck you dude
There's painting.
Oh.
I painted you again tonight.
The month was wrong yesterday.
It was the Ice Age ones.
The Lula Sea.
This place brought some in from the inside
of the Danforth Gray.
The same faces, grinding, same hours, you know nothing.
Forget what a clean morning looked like.
You forget the sound of your own laugh.
I thought painting would hold it.
It's only been keeping count of the days.
You were real, not much I can swear to you.
I kind of feel bad for bullying Gilbert.
I didn't realize he was such a... creative soul.
I don't think I can hit him.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Yeah, your piss.
Haha.
Your piss.
Mad.
Okie dokie.
You think Gilbert's pissed at us?
I mean, all we did was quote.
for transform into lizard. I found it. That should blend it into the rock. Become lizard.
We gotta learn how to make scrolls first, I think. I don't know what the inscriptions
are. I assumed it was what I needed to make scrolls, but it also might be something I
I can inscribe on a room.
We're gonna find that a...
plus two mana potion.
Ah!
What the?
Yoink?
Yoink?
Dude, where the fuck am I?
Oh, there's like a wagon.
Plate.
Torch.
I think we're like on the outside of D'Orc territory.
I gotta get down.
Not like this.
Oh my god.
Who's this guy gonna shave his head?
Who me?
You talking about the character I'm playing?
Surely you would not be so uncouth as to suggest that I shave my head.
Surely not, Traveller.
Pulls out a shotgun, puts it on table.
remove shotgun from table do you think you think you could just think you just
move it off of the table
I stabbed him in the ground
Quick saves first and then move shotgun fellow chronomancer, I see
Well played well played
You may have an undertale situation
But I want to be I want to be sans because he's cool
Sounds exactly like
Spot on
I'm going to get some coffee, real quick.
Right quick, is that chill boys?
Yeah, that's chill.
Did it save?
Saved the game.
Yes, below.
Okay.
That'll be our beat.
What's up?
Do you guys pick your nose hairs or do you?
Or do you use a nose hair trimmer or do you pick them out like a man?
them out dude you pick them shouldn't do that we get infected dude and you get a
you get a brain infection fucking die
yeah whoa dog
Oh played.
Does my horse have a name?
It's Giddy up.
Yeah! Whoa!
Stop moving.
No, it's not idiot.
Giddy up.
Stab two in the ground.
I did not think that went through.
Holy...
I like the thing I'm just ripping the meat off of the bone.
Oh, I'm scavenging now, boy.
Also ding.
Where you going?
Hey.
Good.
What's happening?
I don't think he dies to the bird.
That's precious experience points, dude.
You ever play RuneScape again on stream, maybe?
Maybe, bro.
I am assed.
Where are they running around?
Like chickens with their heads cut off.
What's up, bro?
Go fight the shadow beast?
It one shot me, bro.
Okay, something killed these wolves and it wasn't me.
I'm starting to think that sound isn't coming from the game.
Oh
What are we gonna use our level up points on
I'll play it.
Unfortunately, you didn't expect overhand swing too, did you, fool?
Uh, nine.
I'm on a beat.
time I join the stream and not see you just lockpick for an hour.
of
the call of the wolf player
of
the
There's so many fucking monsters, dude. Jesus.
I can't wait to get a new spell.
Firebolts getting old, dude. I want fireball or brain explosion. That one sounds cool.
I just made that one up. But it's like wishful thinking. I'm willing it into existence.
Dark tide?
I'm out of mana!
Dude, there's just fucking monsters everywhere, right?
I think I hit the thing blind.
Whoa.
Whoa.
We good?
Bro?
Yeah, we good bro. I'm kind of running out of resources here
None of these guys are dropping me which is a fucking problem
Are there other enemies all I saw you kill are those chicken bugs, dogs, and that big
snake?
No, that's it.
Those are the only enemies in the game.
Whoa.
We got a bigger meaner dog.
Let's hit the J.
rip it! oh god
oh i'm so fucking high holy fuck
Fuck.
It's my horse.
Oh my god.
You're hanging out with the wrong crowd.
Okay.
Okay.
What's going on here?
What you got?
skin how did I end up in work territory I know some fucking blaze right now dude
holy fuck dude
I
Maybe we can go this way
Hey, someone's hot
Very
Fuck off. This is my shit.
What do we got? Oh, I can sleep here. You actually need to sleep.
and cook some shmeat.
Pick this chest.
Disregard.
How come I can interact with a pan on two different things?
Oh, there was a pan under the ground that I just picked up.
Well well well.
Got the black lung my lord. Go-Bid. It's over.
Now we'll leave that.
Just graded my heels, what's up?
With like a cheese grater?
I gotta do that shit, dude.
Which difficulty is this peasant playing?
You're playing it hard.
The water in your dream was rising. You look before it reached you.
Thanks for standing guard, dog-chan.
Who the fuck am I, dude?
We in the wilderness. We in the will-ty right now, dude.
They choose to nerf the XP game too.
It would show us hard everything, including hard progression.
I'm hearing some steps around me, boys.
Might get just crashed.
Oh my god, it just crashed.
Ooh, please help us track down and fix this crash by providing detailed information.
No I don't think so.
No I don't think so.
I don't think I will be doing that.
Begin with your social security number and your greyest personal fear.
No, I don't think so.
What's the name of the song that went, Let's Go?
Uh, you're gonna have to be more specific, buddy.
Britney Spears, yep.
Why does my game feel quieter?
Huh?
It's another application in Kaisen at Streamer University.
No, man, I didn't do that, did I?
Oh, it's quieter.
What's happening?
Do it and see if you get accepted?
Dude, why don't you do it and see if you can get accepted, bro?
I'm rooting for you, dog.
I believe in you.
It is for sure quieter, right?
Am I stupid?
We have to look at the ground at this mouth.
You don't.
I'm just used to playing, uh,
Mountain Blade.
Did my shit is quieter now?
Is it gonna crash again?
Oat.
Nothing dude.
What is happening?
It's like everything in my game, the volume, just like...
Then you turn it down a little bit.
Use the autosave mod because your game crashes so much.
Honestly, I'm genuinely surprised that was the very first crash.
I can't wait for like the next game engine that isn't UE5.
This shit sucks man.
This shit's so fucking ass.
UE6?
I think I've had enough of the Unreal Engine man.
Let's start making games on Source again dude.
I don't know how cool that is.
I'm cool with that, I'm cool with that.
You gain extra speed if you're jumping downhill.
Yeah let's use the Fox engine dude.
Yeah.
Yes sir! Yes sir!
Alright, we're here on a main mission quest, dude.
Have I played the original Gothic? Excellent question! Excellent question.
I can't help but notice you have the symbol next to your name
That says you're uh, you're not listening to audio right now, so you can't even hear me say this
But read the title you stupid piece of shit fucking dumb bitch
EX bait
I don't even know who I need to come here and talk to.
And now, because we're in the swamp area, we need to lower this again.
Because there's no separate volume slider for ambiance.
Help.
Hey, New York City, you all seen them?
The Mole from old camp came?
Bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom.
On mobile it's hard to read the tile sometimes.
That's fair, that's fair.
You're right, dude.
Yes.
What do you think he is, hiding in a corner?
Bump, bump, bump, bump, bump.
Dr. Kor Kalam?
I robbed that guy the last time I was here.
He's probably going to be pissed.
Why is he so angry, dude?
sleeper awaken sleeper awaken sleeper's not fucking real man
he ain't fucking real give up
I want to improve my armor.
Sorry brother.
I caught shit.
I need some psycholooks.
Like the voices are quieter too.
4K. Schematic of light two-hander.
Got 82 beer.
Let's see.
You want some morning stars, bro?
Yeah, you know you want the actually.
Goodbye.
Is this too loud?
Maybe you're just slowly going deaf?
I mean, maybe, but if that's the case, it happened really suddenly and immediately after my game crashed, so...
Why would you tell him that?
I'm warning you one false move. I'll make you regret it. You check the volume
Up
It's correct in Windows
Who's there?
Who's there you?
Can't you see him? Wait.
I knew that green blood was milling about our camp earlier.
Seems you found your people elsewhere.
Good.
We have no use for bandits and bootlickers.
What do you want?
Actually, I was looking for your apprentice.
Kane.
About this smoke roll business, I presume.
Well, you're out of luck.
Cain hasn't shown up this morning. Where could he be?
How should I know?
Probably sleeping off his last smoke roll somewhere.
Let me know when you find him.
Now, off with you.
I've got to get back to my experiments.
That did not help.
Go away.
Guide my hand.
I already robbed that chest.
Yes, this will do.
This will...
You wink?
The effect is far too weak.
Oh yeah.
Clean this motherfucker out, dude.
The effect is far too weak.
The effect... far too weak.
Yes, this will do.
Let me guess, Cologne has no idea where he is.
No.
Any idea where I should start looking?
Not really.
I guess his hut is a good place to start looking.
Oh, he's alright.
Been a bit off lately, talking about visions and the like.
Too much dream juice, I think.
Which hut is his?
Not sure.
But I think it's near the weed masher's.
Just go there and ask around.
I'm sure the other novices can tell you.
Alright, let's...
Umm...
The sound's just bugging me, hang on.
So the weed mashers, why would they need to mash them?
It don't make sense.
Okay, I beat this guy's ass, by the way.
But I hope it will serve you well.
Maybe I should be...
What's up?
You're a novice, right? Do you know where Cain lives?
Cologne's apprentice.
I'm not sure, but I think it's one of those huts back there.
Where?
What do you need from him?
He didn't show at Cologne's lab this morning.
And now you're looking for him.
Interesting.
I hope you find him.
You fucking stupid piece of shit.
I bet this is it right here.
It says cane ridden all over it.
Found it. I found it.
Wait.
Right here.
That shit don't help, bruh.
Don't do that.
We gotta go to the mine, to a man in mine.
Hey.
I found this drawing in Kane's hut.
idea what it shows? That was the cave at the start of the game? Dude, honestly that's
what I thought too but I'm not sure. I can't remember if that one had like a locked gate.
Wait, who did he say to ask? I was talking.
Fucking dumbass
He said Lester
Molester guys come on that's not his name. It's Lester dude
Come on guys don't be like that come on man. He already gets a hard enough
People say you know your way around the colony
A drawing?
Where do you get that from?
Long story.
Is that a real place?
Do you recognize it?
Hmm, I think...
Yeah, yeah, this has to be the abandoned mine.
The one by the exchange zone where they toss in the freshies.
It flooded a couple years ago though and Gomez had it closed ever since.
But come on, what is this?
Cologne's apprentice has gone missing.
I found this in his hut. Can you mean?
Interesting.
I heard him tell Fortuno how the sleeper has been sending envisions lately.
I would ask why an old camp shadow is looking into this.
But what gives?
If you want to check out the mine, make sure to bring some gifts for whoever guards it.
Some ore maybe.
Hmm. Or maybe I'll just kill who's standing in front of the...
Well, now we know where to go.
Turns up the volume.
You're going to eat that all by yourself.
Every runs a murder hobo run.
Dude!
Extorting me to get into a fucking thing.
They're bandits.
They're not good people.
Wait, hold up.
Don't forget the lady quest.
Oh, shit.
Don't forget the lady quest.
Oh shit.
We're gonna talk to the lady here then.
I don't know where she is.
We can't get it.
Okay, okay, okay.
Move.
He's a speed demon.
came back for making dinner and holy fuck you are still bald damn that's not
going to change that will not change
look at all these dead dogs
So, guys, it's murdering time.
They call him the Lawnmower.
Who's there wearing a stylish baseball cap while you stream?
Oh boy.
I sure hope they don't see that I'm bonding.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh jeez.
Where's my horse?
That was so fucking loud.
Hey.
You think you're better than me?
I'm going in.
well played you used the swing once and killed me technique
No way.
Mad?
Mad?
Art thou perturbed for?
Oh
Lee
Ask the bottom maybe lay off the drink
Dog
3 fucking cast me man.
What a piece of shit.
We gotta get this clip.
Check it out speedboat
Chicken Jackie
Oh, yeah, that is some dorifto right there
Okay, we got 30 seconds left of TikTok stimming. Dude, Chickenjockey's not even a TikTok stim.
Not anymore. Those times are past.
What is your favorite Minecraft movie quote and you cannot say Chickenjockey?
Hmm, there wasn't a guy here before.
of anyone who made it this quick. Thank you.
Still, minds off limits. Okay.
Hmm.
You said, what's the matter with you lot?
Did anyone else want in here recently?
Yeah, one of them cultists, a novice.
Looked like he smoked his brains out.
What did he say?
Just that the sleeper called to him.
Or some twaddle like that.
Paid me a good stack of nugs to get in but hey that stays between us all right
If more people go missing in that mine, I'll get in trouble
He's still in there unless he snuck out while I was taking a piss. Yeah
Hmm
Will a roll of swamp weed do will a roll of swamp weed do no this one's laced with dream juice though
the crawler I core
About it
Oh, I deal. I'm just a drug dealer, dude. That's all I am.
Oh, we already have an armor. Nice. I cast Light.
And also, I cast Weed.
Epic.
Into the wrong neighborhood buddy.
Skin got me kinda wanted to try like a cockroach dude, you know what I mean?
I've always wondered. I've always wondered.
Say psych. Um, psych?
You got the spooky horror piano, dude. Holy fuck.
Oh shit!
I should have brought a water bucket dude.
I'm a fucking miscap, dude. Who's picking the miscap, dude?
Killington.
Gee, I sure hope this guy's okay.
Takes a shower.
I can't harvest the I-Core off of these guys.
Oh well.
It's a good thing we learned how to swim, boys.
You need to enable hyper-threading.
Hey, does anyone know what the fuck hyper-threading is?
Oh, that looks a lot nicer, actually.
Holy.
So distorted?
What?
It doesn't seem distorted at all.
Am I high?
Weeeeee.
Looks fine, that guy's computer just sucks, dick.
Don't talk shit about that guy's computer.
Or I'm gonna get really mad.
The spooky piano music, dude.
I'm rich.
I was able to get it.
Nice.
Where's this going?
Ain't no way I can go in here.
No way.
Help!
Let's get some breath.
Oh, maybe we got to go backwards, dude.
Guys, I don't think I'm supposed to be able to come in here.
No, because the current's leading in here.
Bro.
Bro.
First you let's another entrance.
Joke's on you, I'm stuck now.
Uh-oh.
Okay, we're out.
I got a reflight and a recast light.
Wheeee!
What the?
I think maybe if uh if I could extract the eye horror this would be why we would come
in here, question mark?
Guys, what's your favorite discontinued graphics card?
Boo-doo? Yeah, boi!
get an 8, 8400 gs and it sucked ass so fucking sorry
1080ti did have a legendary run
the big cum ripper 670 670
I feel bad for any jobbers who came down here without the light spell, dude.
Holy fuck.
Bro, this guy can hold his breath for five minutes now, dude.
We're gonna winch this open.
Ooooooooyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
For real they'll look up the big comeripper 670 founders edition.
I do not want to do that.
So I won't.
The only Founders Edition graphics card I'm familiar with are the ones that burst into
flames.
Those are cool.
Ooh, you're gonna be so mad when I winch you, dude.
Ooh, dude, it looks so much better on 90 FOV.
I've never had to change the FOV.
I've changed every other fucking graphics, I think.
Honestly, the low FOV was kind of making me sick.
I wonder if we can, like, mine through this.
I don't feel like equipping my pickaxe, but I will.
Where is it?
Hmmm.
I guess we're not using the beer.
Boonduck?
Hello?
Wait, it's only one.
It's only one.
I think that the devs highlight that interaction.
Who be fair, I did turn on object highlighted.
they're only works to get close so it was not that wasn't mean
I've only found that pizza on that roof.
Classic.
Thoughts on sailing?
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Not for me, bro.
Excuse me.
It's winching time.
Teleports the winching to my hands.
What is this channel's official stance on blue cheese?
I think the only time I like blue cheese
is like as a dip
for like a buffalo wing
and that's kind of like basic bitch but like
dude I've gone to so many like
American restaurants I don't know what else to call them
you know what I'm talking about like the fucking
like oh we serve burger you know I mean like the fuck are there's called
Applebee's yeah like Applebee's like not as like shitty you know I mean anyway a
lot of these places at least on the east coast would serve blue cheeseburgers
like blackened blue cheeseburgers and oh my god the entire place always smelled
like that fucking cooked blue cheese, man. It was bile.
I'm sure it didn't taste bad though. I definitely had some like bad blue cheese.
Why are they going to call it blue cheese though?
Hey, where does this even go?
Back to the entrance?
No, that's like a secret.
The mold is blue.
And it is mold.
Don't get it twisted.
Damn, I missed this.
It quite literally isn't?
Dude no, it's mold.
It's freaking mold.
It comes from blue cow?
Oh, yeah.
You're tiny little insects living on your eyelids right now.
Blinks annihilates an entire family.
Why does it feel bright underground?
I know you're trying to take the piss paint, but they've kind of like established that
the ore is like highly magical and like that's what's glowing the ore and the
walls nice try bro why don't you stick to like some buzzwords like what do gamers
say artificial difficulty there you go yeah some shit like that
woke
Wait, do you guys think it's irradiated?
Could be.
I'm not mining all this shit, bro.
Weeeee!
Oh!
There ain't no way this got made of this far, dude.
I cast Lights 3.
I'm not even sure it's held in.
I think I was too mean to that chatter just now.
Deserved?
No.
No, the the I just left for five hours and came back and so lock making they deserve it
Those are the enemy. Hey look, I bet it's supposed to be like part of his clothes
I just did a four-hour jury duty and came back and you're still lockpicking the same door.
or should your dumb bitch ass up? I swear to God.
It doesn't matter. I can stab the ground. Okay, this thing hurts. Probably.
Hi-yah!
Okay, man. Chill.
Face stab.
Round stab.
That's got five meat.
I wonder if the music is supposed to be similar to the first game or the original game.
Like is there someone like nostalgic out right now with like this rendition of this particular
song or is it completely new?
Like dude it's fucking cave underscore one dot web man.
yes this was my childhood in Berlin on the east side of the wall yeah I think
we got everything get the fucking cave moss oh my god I forgot
Oh my, oh my god, that's how I make this stew!
I've been eating an altar, I guess.
I might be accidentally on a diet right now.
Almost there, I passed, so...
Get some elote now. What's elote?
Poppa boop. Thanks for God, 7. Just popping my boop.
It's corn.
Oh, that's just kind of hard to see Mexican street corn.
From Mexican street corn kind of overrated bro.
It's good though.
Oh my god.
I don't rate Mexican food very high though, so I'm not like the right person.
I know the current's going the other way, but I want to go this way first.
Actually, let's go the other way first.
In terms of like food scale dude, Mexican food is like C plus dude, C plus tier.
Oh no.
Is this my punishment?
Oh, at least they have to be synced up.
Like so.
Wait.
Wait.
Oh, this guy's a tough one.
Uh-oh.
Rubro!
I don't know, it's kind of weird without the noises, fucking hell, man.
me up. Daps you. up.
You're a finasteride minoxidil you bald fuck.
No what are those things?
What is that?
What the fuck is this pussy ass sword man?
doodoo boodoo boodoo boo
I think...
the sample size from Twitch has shown me that...
Big Pharma has convinced...
my gender that...
going bald is absolutely the worst fucking thing that can happen.
They got your ass broke, big hat and big pharma dude, they both got your ass dude.
Do you want to see women bald?
I don't care, bro.
I don't care.
When I have to go outside and see see people that I think are ugly
I don't want to leave my house now
Shut up bitch
You just have all women are ugly no
That chatter said Baldwin and Marble.
And then I made fun of them.
Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba.
You got a raise in your $3 richer? Dude! Nice!
Nice.
You should time travel back to the year 2000 and let luck pass you know you're making thirty six dollars an hour
The fuck oh the fire
Wait, we're in a temple
The music changed to be very whimsical
Fuck that, I'm not holding a torch.
I cast light.
This looks a lot like the, uh, the crypts that you would find in, uh, of...
action steel.
What the fuck was it called?
Not with the invulnerable skeleton that likes to charge at you.
Cool.
Did I beat a bash and steal? No, man. I couldn't do it. I could not do it.
Holy man.
What a shame. Honestly, I still contend that that game
Rewarded you for exploring better than this game that I've currently experienced so far, but I mean I haven't oh no
It's an orc who is I think supposed to be making noise I
Can't remember if I saved so I'm gonna
We're gonna give him the fire
What can you just call me baby?
He said who bun to
Try it bitch.
Herried.
Okay man, chill.
Dude, what am I drinking?
This is like healing me for nothing.
Yeah, we're kinda running low on potions here, boys.
Ha ha ha!
Crush pack!
Big ol' axe. Strange aim.
Okay.
What? That seems magical.
If England wins the World Cup, lead an IRL London stream, please say yes.
Ah man, I've made fun of the British way too much, dude.
About to get waylaid by a roadman.
Ring of Defants.
It's poopy. Oh, yeah, it's the old one that we have. Well, well, well.
Feather. How'd these get down here? Into cave. I don't think there's anything that we might
have missed gravy shire IRL stream when it's gonna be no boy boy lads here I am
in gravy shire with the lads and we're watching we're watching the game we're
Watching the footy. I don't know what they say
Honestly, I'm jealous of the British dude all the gravy you can eat
Being able to go to the pub and watch the match
It's just not the fucking same here, dude.
It's just not the fucking same.
You missed the chest opposite of where it- the one you looted?
Really?
Gordon Ramsay authentic English cuisine cooking stream?
I saw a clip of Gordon Ramsay recently where he made like, bad Thai for a Thai guy and
the tie guy was like this sucks to me it's fucking sucks ass
that club is so old I'd never seen it so it was new to me fuck you
Crazy how oblivion came out after this game, and this game did caves better.
Holy.
Shut your mouth.
Okay, bitch.
No you.
Another staff.
Judgment staff.
Love oblivion fuck them caves.
I mean, I told you guys what I used to do is I used to get high and I would literally just
wander around the world maffinable again. I did more of the random shitty dungeon
I get in the most human beings probably with.
That's real as hell.
Real!
That's how you're supposed to play Elder Scroll games.
Not wrong, man. Not wrong, man.
Why does that have to be fucking dark out, dude?
Where the fuck am I?
There it is.
Home.
There it is.
Here's the thing.
He's thinking we can dismount our chicken midair and then like take no full damage.
Yeah do it.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Seems like bait.
Oh wait, this is the cliff we jumped off that one time.
And then lived.
Hold up.
I remember.
Which means...
We certainly can do it with the horse.
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
You guys are going to see this in speedrun videos dude.
Check this shit out!
Oh, so I swear to God, I saved up here.
You hit the water all that time?
Yeah, so I was slightly off angle, dude.
I think we're gonna jump more than a lot.
I'll still must actually for 7.
Here we go.
Easy peasy.
I remember you insects wait they're fucking me up
Oh, they do pierce damage, huh?
They don't have much armor for pierce damage.
It's okay.
It's okay.
You want to know why?
Because I know the trick.
Yeah
Wee
This is still faster than going all the way down by the way
Get it
Those are close one close one. No one's fucking trying dude.
Now, I'm visually not getting experience, which means we need to reload.
Oh god, hold on let me smoke this J. Will quick
Alright, I'm good
Well, I'm doing no damage to this guy
hmm well I kind of got to commit to killing him
this guy is so resistant to fire man
going for joint
Holy shit.
Can you learn other spells?
Oh yeah, that's all we're working on right now.
I better have gotten experience for that dude, I'm about to get so mad.
Fucking dumb bitch.
I hear another one.
Got a blast!
Hey, what's that?
It looks like a light over here.
It's a fucking alligator, dude.
Dude, why are some of my sound effects wider than they should be?
Listen.
Whee!
That's the volume that all of my shit should be at right now.
Pee-ah!
Maybe I have my air pods in?
What if I've never worn air pods in my life?
Hold on man, let me get out of the water.
Oh no.
Oh no.
I thought I was just a lizard. Goodbye. Got a skedaddle.
Performative. Dude!
I've never liked earbuds. It's so fucking loud, man.
I killed these guys.
Wait, let's go say hi to Mud, dude.
Also, I was supposed to go to the fucking swamp camp, man.
Whoopsie!
Brums? Thanks for seven. Says where is Yoda? Dead.
Ooh, our torch is still lit for him.
Oh, no!
I guess it's chapter two his corpse is gone
I can't get off my horse
He's alive dude, he's not fucking alive
He's dead. He's dead as fuck, dude.
He got killed by the weak, literally the weakest enemy in the game.
Wait, we should just sleep.
I'll be back, horsey.
Wait.
How'd that get in there?
Heh heh heh heh.
Ow!
Huh?
You die to those weak animals every time, though?
Yeah, but now I'm more powerful than I've ever been.
We have skill points.
Oh, we're gonna learn lock pick bucketing.
Maybe.
Oh boy, I can't wait to get my own room in the castle.
When will I do the Alduin quest?
Alduin?
Is that cool?
trip to someone watching from the dark he meant to help he meant something else too
or that doesn't mean shit
you pick a lock real quick
I could
Hello.
Oh my...
How much is it to learn?
Hmm...
Man.
I
Know
We're too handed for the staff
For Godness, I think I think stabs are their own what?
it's a
good
looking for the highest farm age
and talk to Melton
it takes care
to teach me what are you looking
I want to learn how to craft scrolls.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Stabs aren't their own thing? Oh.
I do have the inscription for turn into lizard though.
Stop advertising credit cards to me, please
How about Travaga
Mayhaps you would care for some Travaga
Can learn some other spells I have to get in with the firemages I could use a few things and I could sell you some
You got materials bro
How much money you got?
Not much.
Hmmm schematic of longsword?
Schematic of judgementsword?
Every time I hear the word judgment I think of the Yakuza song.
I forgot to judge a man.
Not exactly like that, but you know what I mean, right?
Do you think you paled in Tier 2?
Hmm.
Hey you.
Can you send me some gear, armor, and weapons?
Skip those weapons and I handle the armor.
said I only sell to waters and you ain't one you're gonna have to get some from
elsewhere wait you're fucking better than better than me bitch first equipped
some water so long you see you yeah I'm a ward lit I'm actually in the indoor
now he's smoking a blunt shouldn't he be standing guard right now
who by delir like you in here for us and what do you want uh just wanted to
take a peek inside yeah very funny can you teach me how to fight only train
mortars until you're one of us find someone else I want to be a water man
such a fucking loser
fuck the warders bro
Hello. Hello. What a pile of horses. Hello. How you doing? Not now. Oh, you don't want
to talk to me anymore because I got a job, dude? Wait a moment. I want to buy a map.
It's just me or is this guy's head like really big?
Big head.
Learn time travel to save mud.
Mud's fucking dead guys, that's never gonna change.
Yo, buy that sketch.
the duty lady sketch?
Go boobie!
Boober!
Can I ride a horse-eye roll or do I weigh too much?
Raven sent you on that quest, by the way.
Yeah, I know, but...
We gotta talk to...
Corkalom, don't we?
That's what my guy said.
He was like, I should tell Corkalom that his apprentice is dead.
I don't know why, but...
He's being a dumb bear right now.
for sure. How much do you weigh? Like 130 pounds? Ish. We're out there. Yeah. Burning,
Burner, burner, under 30 stones.
Oh, we brought how many stones is that, approximately?
Probably not.
What's up, bitch?
I feel like they missed a real opportunity to just call these things, like, alligators.
Why are they called lizard?
How tall am I?
Wait, how tall is Wenbenyama from the NBA?
7'6". Hmm.
I'm about like 90% of Wenbenyama.
I'm 90% of a Wenbenyama.
Oh, we're getting speed.
No!
Oh, not so bad.
Ouch!
Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me.
You gotta be hot, dude.
Ooooooh, off?
Him. Dude.
Dog detected. Activate. Swap protocol.
I got no experience
Please be vital honest about your vitals performing academic studies. Yeah, I'm about 130 pounds six seven
I hope this helps.
You don't get xp for mods that respawn between chapters?
I never killed that wolf.
Sometimes it just doesn't pop up and I have to reload for it to pop up again.
And I've...
Okay, so you see this right here?
You can't see the precise number of xp you have.
It was rounded up to the nearest 1,000 I think.
So there's no way for me to tell if killing that wolf
is actually giving me experience.
Unless it like sends it to the next 1,000 or whatever.
Does that make sense?
I was thinking of a Gothic 1 Remake Scholar, you know?
So.
Yeah.
You see us go surf surf with the mouth.
No, but it seems like I can ignore the uh, the dismount by jumping continually.
It's supposed to force you to dismount.
Yeah dude!
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah!
Hey, fuck walking!
If we keep jumping, then we never have to get up.
I'm trying to navigate these tight corridors.
I'm not doing anything.
Dude, you can like... wait, hold on. It's like a zone. I can't remount it, probably, no.
Yeah, it's supposed to make you get off of your horrors. I think if you jump over the
dismount zone, you can literally just ride it for free.
Look who it is. Tell me you found my useless apprentice.
dead. What? Kane is dead. Seems like he had some vision that led him to a too many abandoned
mine. But there was also an undead orc. Well, how unexpected, unpleasant. But did you say
a vision? It seems our Lord wanted him to find this place. Tell me about this place.
What was it like? And did he find anything?
It looked like a really old grave.
And yes, I found this on the orc.
That's...
That's incredible.
What?
This amulet.
It's pulsing with magic.
That of the sleeper.
I'll be damned.
Do you have any idea what this means?
I...
Koshida.
The sleeper wanted us to find this amulet.
And Cain followed his visions.
Now what?
Ah, yes.
Yes.
You will show this amulet to Iberian, and quick.
Tell him exactly what you told me.
The temple guards will let you through.
Tell them I said so.
Everyone we lied to Gomez about meeting Iberian and he instantly killed us.
How do you know this amulet belongs to the sleeper?
The orc was as old as the grave.
And he had it.
Because I have a share of the sleeper's might.
I'd recognize it anywhere.
And you know what it's telling me?
That he will awaken the Orc.
A grave robber, maybe.
In consequential.
It is his magic.
So, they're worshiping an Orc, right?
How about a reward?
You know,
if the circumstances were any different, I'd fill your mind with madness.
But fine.
And it's all your after you'll get it. Now move.
Dang.
Wait, I got 20 points.
Yippee!
Excuse me, horse.
What should we spend our learning points on?
God, this game looks so much better than 90 FOV, I'm so fucking stupid man, holy fuck.
Scrolls.
We could do advanced alchemy.
Cooking.
I don't think you can do that.
Excuse me, fellas.
I gotta go see Iberian.
I could have lied to that guy.
It's the same statue from the... the crypt.
Yeah, these guys are worshipping orcs, dude.
Which makes them an enemy of humanity.
Which means they must be exterminated.
The hell?
Oh!
Dude!
Wait, it's the lady!
That's the one we have to talk to for Syra.
Weeeeee.
Ah, that doesn't look very good.
So.
How did you end up here?
Originally, I was in the old camp, a slave of the ore barons.
But then they began trading with the swamp camp, herb in exchange for supplies.
As a sign of good will, I was brought here to seal the deal.
Lucky you.
Lucky? No, Luck has nothing to do with it.
My destiny led me here. The sleeper willed it so.
Master Ibarion explained it to me.
Sure. Hey, would you say the Swamp Camp is a safe place for women?
Hey, would you say the Swamp Camp is a safe place for women?
I think so, in general. But as long as the preparations for the Great Summoning are underway, everyone is a bit... tense.
After that, we will all be free-
Are you Shadow Man? No.
And if not, then hopefully things will at least grow calmer.
Okay.
I know you did not just say that, shoulda been bro.
I'd be stout of...
Oops.
Ball liquor.
What color?
Oh, shit.
Leave.
Something you'd like to tell me.
What are you gonna do, attack me?
You're gonna go to bed.
Mmmmmmmmmm!
Oops.
It's just underwear.
Jesus.
Oh, it's just underwear.
It's just underwear.
It's just underwear.
This is it.
What in the...
God!
Relax. Corkalon sent me.
Apparently Ibarian has been expecting me.
You're that newcomer.
Heh, well...
Not one having mind, that's for sure.
Fine, then. Now I wonder where would great honor this is.
There are people in this brotherhood who have served the sleeper for years
and have yet to speak to our master face to face. Come.
I didn't want her to, uh...
I didn't want any witnesses for the stealing.
Oh my god.
Nice!
Now...
Dude, the horns, man.
I feel like we're pretty close so I fucked it up.
Ay ay ay!
That's my job here.
Do we have any other ones that move four?
This one.
Do we have any other ones that move three?
Wait.
We're going to move this one down for sure.
Thanks for all the points, believers.
Amen.
That one was for the believers, boys.
to the point's doubters. There he is. Why apostrophe, Biria?
Mind if I rob you guys real quick?
What are you sneaking around here for?
Nothing.
Hey, cut that out!
Sad bale.
I've had enough.
Ow!
Ow!
Yowch!
Fine, I'll play by your rules this time.
How did you know that?
No.
An undead orc kills in there.
Here, I found this on the orc.
Cork lomfa yet to see this.
Praise the sleeper.
This is the key.
You must do something for us.
Something important.
It's just end.
What do you need for me?
Do you know what a focus stone is?
No.
No.
They rose from the earth when the mages cast their spell and disrupted.
the flow of magic you already know the consequences since then the focus stones
have been on the surface surrounded by a force field dead is underling is yawning
while he's not you'd such a focus stone for our ritual the great awakening but we
have never been able to get through their barriers you will change that master
What do you it's the sleeper's will
Hmm
How did these focus stones get into the earth to start with that remains a mystery they look neither orcish nor human
What a dumb question let me guess
You think this amulet will help me get literally that's where he said you know where it yes as for everything else
You will find out there is a focus stone sight not far from the camp one of our novices
Nairus has been there many times before and nearly near the camp gate talk to him and he will show you the path
I will be waiting
Okay, I hope you realize what a great honor this is
You so
In dream yes
of the poor but he isn't even one of us by the sleeper he's a shadow why don't we give this
anion to one of the templates have faith my friend this is the savers will of course
forgive me if i spoke out of turn there's nothing to forgive
she'd be in one for three months this closer freaking out bruh i want this right here
Alright, he's just gonna stay there, fuck you, dude.
It's not good luck when we tell Cyra to come here and she sees a deadly.
Hehehehe.
He'll be alright.
Got a blast!
Hee-Bee!
That's nice.
It's fucking raining, dude.
Good.
Hehehehehe!
How come killing that lady gave me 40 experience, which is, like, less than a child scavenger?
Yep.
Missed quest?
What?
I got sneeze.
Oh god, it's coming.
I got sneeze. Oh god, it's coming.
We should sleep to make the weather not be fucking obnoxious.
your monitor? I see it's off to the side.
The monitor is snot-free. That's something I don't think I've ever cleaned this monitor, so maybe I should.
You can sleep where the cane hut is? Okay. We're gonna sleep here.
How long have you had it?
A couple years.
Ola?
I think it's Ola, right?
You can even smell the wet stone and something older.
That big crusty
That big crusty is fine it's not like I have to touch it show keyboard my
keyboard is pretty clean on the surface probably I only glanced at it
wait this motherfucker move
Hey, move! This dude was standing here though.
Alright.
He moved all the way over here, did he?
Yes.
Oh.
That's you.
Did you end up finding Kane?
I've heard rumors.
ask the barrier and send me to find you though apparently you can show me the
focus site you spoke to a barrier that's incredible what was he like I've been
dreaming of an audience with him for years no offense but could we do this
later of course but never mind if a very on wheels it then it shall be done
I'll take you
Not far just out of the camp up by the north cliff
It's right at the edge of the forest then let's go very well come. Let's go. You're a man
And you really thought you could trust their work
Boy see
Be careful what you're saying. I don't know why he gave me a map maybe in case he dies
Careful what you say, you don't get in trouble.
Don't worry.
Accident incoming.
To give you a map in case you murder him like everyone else.
Does this guy have frequently murdered NPC?
Seems alright. He kind of uh, kind of glazed a little bit kind of hard, but
Hop off the Eberion dick
He's a rare drop.
You know I can just kill him in check, right?
And then relive.
You can't ruse me, friend.
Have chrono, man.
That is a steel mace, though.
But we have battle sword, dude.
Wait, what's it called?
Battle sword.
Not to be confused with combat sword.
Come on, pick up the pace, buddy.
You been here for like 10 years, dude?
I've been here for like a day.
Oh fuck it. I already got hired bro. I had to old camp. You couldn't even cut it there bro.
I had to kill like eight people that were trying to kill me. I didn't even kill them unprovoked.
I was defending myself.
We look kinda cool. I cannot NGL.
Oh, we gotta put the amulet on it, huh?
I think it's a quest item.
Yep.
Wait, let me check this cave, bitch.
Why doesn't anyone have sleeves?
rip them off so it looks shredded.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Weird.
Wait.
Those bones are picked clean.
Why?
Michelle thinks we're sub-
Yeah, I think we can make pies and stuff with the berries to become a baker.
Nairus, watch out!
Nairus, watch out!
Watch out!
Harris watch out
Well damn pass well fuck did you get that potion just robbed your ass
Hey
I knocked him down, so he didn't die.
Yep.
Well, I gotta rip the meat off of these animals.
Sam's no mother who's a b-
If the animal's not-
At least in my experience, if the animal's not an NPC down there, the NPC instantly dies.
But if I knock them down, it's like,
hmm, would you like to stab this guy in the chest and make sure he's dead?
Question mark?
And usually I'm like, nah.
They chill.
But sometimes I'd be like,
hmm.
It's killing time.
I'm thinking it's KILLING time.
Yoyk!
Oh, I have so many fucking mana potions actually, cuz I've been smoking, I've been exclusively
been smoking weed.
Holy
Hold up
Don't come over here bro
Come on, man
Away with that weapon good now stay calm. I don't like these folks me like that
How someone's making toys toy makers note I
I saw you a forest blah blah blah shut up to you
Carvalwood bro it's not that deep I will steal all of your belongings and then rob
your chest. Skull cleaver schematic.
Out of blast.
Word of stone, Abra.
A town used to be here, and now, it's nothing.
Why the fuck did this game start on like 65 FOV, bro?
Oh, Grave Moss.
Hold on, I'm picking some flowers, bro.
Hey, it's that boat.
Where are we above the smoke spot, dude?
Hold up.
Number 7?
Lower FOV equals less stuff, the runner equals more FPS.
Yeah, I know why they do it, there's...
Whatever happened to games detecting your system settings in real life?
Hmm, maybe we shouldn't put it on 40 FOB for this guy.
I mean, it's kind of me from missing the setting too, but whatever, dude.
Look at that bird.
What?
It's my arrow there. That's the focus stone. I see
Okay, you can't die unfortunate
Maybe we can like knock them off the edge though hang on
I've had enough.
I've had enough.
I've had enough.
Oh well played lock that bitch
All right, man, I gotta interact with this thing. Let me love
Turns the game down.
Wait he's fucking stealing it!
why did you do that?
doesn't he know I'm just gonna beat his ass?
You should get the honor of giving this to Master Ibarian.
No.
No.
This isn't right.
This isn't fair.
I'm the most promising novice of the camp, so it should be me!
You can't be serious.
It should be me!
Oh, shit!
Nice delivery, dude.
That was good.
What are you waiting for?
Huh?
That was good.
Let's get that stone and take it back to a burying.
Musta.
Buy this sleeper.
What?
What happened?
It's all so...
Blurry.
You look like such a Chad now, dude.
You attacked me.
What?
I took the focus and went on about how you should be the one to give it to Ibarion.
Then you tried to kill me.
I...
By the sleeper, I don't know what to say.
I'm so sorry.
I've been having these strange headaches lately, and it flared up just now when we got closer
to that stone, but it worked, right?
We destroyed the barrier.
I still don't know how or what that amulet of yours is, but it seems Ibarion was wise
to send you. You should bring him the focus as soon as possible. With it, the Great Awakening
will finally happen. I'll see you at the camp. Alright? I need to clear my head a little.
Okay, now it may seem like I killed that guy for no reason, okay, but you got to understand.
in the bloods and he's in the...
weed gang.
He in weed gang dude.
We do not fuck with weed gang.
At all.
Yeah, I feel like there's so much shit I'm missing, but there might not be any shit that
I'm missing.
Who knows?
Toadweed camp.
You can go to the shore?
I've been down there.
At least I've been down at that particular part of the shore.
Hold it.
Ouchie.
Chugs.
I hope the next time I launch this game, the sounds are like equalized properly.
Not that they were before, but back to what they were.
Alright, check this out.
I call this the Moon Mount Skip.
hold up hold up hold up hold up hold up hold up hold up okay I'm gonna need you
get out of the water though
come on big dog
I ain't give up I give up
I failed the skip guys.
Loser.
If you guys were playing this game and I know you're not, what camp would you pick?
Honestly, I kinda like Green Camp Leader.
He seems kind of base.
He's the only guy who doesn't seem like a piece of shit, literally, except like you
have like all the like the simpering pussy guys, like the fucking dude we were just murdered.
And then you got like the very obviously evil guys.
But the Beryon seems cool.
Why are you still a freshie?
No, I'm not a freshie!
Who's going to WeaveCampalas for two-handed pallet and shit?
That's cool.
That's freakin' cool, dude.
What do you do?
Wait, black sages?
Okay.
I forgot we get weed from this guy.
This is my plug, by the way.
They give you ganja for free? Yeah, but I get it anyway. I even betrayed these guys.
How are those guys squared up?
Hey, yeah
It's a ball liquor
Hey, you found it, didn't you?
Yes. Here it is.
I knew it. By the sleeper, I knew it.
How did you do it?
The amulet destroyed the barrier somehow.
As expected. Well done.
As expected. Did you know what this amulet could do?
I did not. Only that the sleeper wanted us to find it,
and that it would be the answer to our prayers.
Dude, the sleeper is like an old orc.
And they're gonna bring this, they're gonna wake this dude up and then they're gonna fuck us up, man.
Hmm.
You're right, I did. Even if what you did for us cannot be rewarded with worldly goods.
Some more won't hurt.
Perhaps not. Here, take this. It's a talisman that will protect you from fire.
I think we get a better reward if we don't remind them to reward us.
Are you still one of these?
Hehehehe.
Something else happened when we got the focus.
Tell me.
Naira snatched he tried to take the focus stone and then tried to kill me what happened. He's dead. I had no choice
I
understand
A great loss for our brotherhood a shame
He won't get to see the sleeper awake in all his glory
What could have caused it probably the stones force field it has been known to do such things either way
We will investigate this you did what had to be done
This guy said, he just sounded like he was lying.
I thought I'd let you know.
And you are right to do so.
What other thing do you need my help with?
Simple. There's a tome in the colony that we believe holds knowledge about the Focus Stones.
The mages requested it from King Robar in the early days of the colony,
back when they still believed they could dispel the barrier themselves.
You want that book for the ritual?
Yes. We recently sent a novice, Talus, to retrieve it from the Fire Mages.
But something seems to have happened.
I'd like you to go and find the tome instead.
Any idea why your guy is taking so long?
No. He's a faithful servant of the sleeper.
As I said, something must have happened.
I'm guessing it's also the sleeper's will that I do this?
In some ways it is. In others it isn't.
I was hoping for a straight answer.
Believe me, I know this must be strange for you, but I promise all will become clear for now
I ask that you trust me
Which of the major should I talk to you do as you will
All right, I'll have a chat with the farm ages and I'll be waiting
Okay
Something's off about this dude, bros.
Something ain't right.
It seems like one of those...
It seems like one of those like, he's going to do the big ritual and then be like, hey
the sleeper you're awake now, it's me, you're faithful and only servant of Euryon, kill
everyone else and let's get out of here moments you know what I mean.
Here.
You look like a man who has not yet surrendered his life to the Orbarons.
No.
You look like a seeker.
Someone on a quest to find the one true faith.
Oh yes, every night you feel it.
That fire in your soul stealing your rest.
But it is a welcome fire.
But without it you would have never begun to doubt the lies of the Orbarons.
or that is all they are lies meant to domicilize and get asleep like they will
i got what they were picking up
blinker check dude you know that guy's hitting the blinker dude
it'd be all like that's the sound that's the sound the vapes make right
keep going the wrong way
I still remember the first time I saw someone hitting like a dab pender that should look
like someone looked and sounded like someone was smoking crack cocaine.
How do you justify that?
Dude, it's different.
It feels good.
Why don't you smoke weed normally, dude?
My fuckin' horse is stuck down there.
Boring.
Why don't I grow hair normally?
I can't.
Dude, where? Dude!
Please appear behind me, horse-chan!
Dude!
It's actually stuck. How could it possibly be stuck if it teleports to you?
What's up, dude?
Nice.
Real nice.
Knowledge is crucial.
Come, horse.
You must hop to the old camp.
horse. We must hop to the old camp.
Shouldn't I tell my boss about this shit? Why am I working for these guys?
Aren't they gonna be pissed off? Like bro, what was the point of hiring you if you
were just gonna do this shit? They don't make sense.
Hey Moon, feeling depressed lately, can you say one of your classic headphrases to cheer
me up please, thank you.
Alright, I got one for you.
Don't trauma dump me in the chat please, thanks for tuning in.
classic didn't check for Vago that is not a classic dude that's a commercial
you literally been saying that for years no I haven't wait has it been years
What the fuck are these guys do?
Man, in the last few weeks, we have mined or, a lot of or, enough to give you what you
demand.
That was enough for you, it's true.
No, you wanted more.
You wanted music.
Today, I give you what you want! In extremo!
Alan?
How's it going?
Let me trust you, dude.
A concert, dude?
That works too.
Well they got pyrotechnics to you.
Holy shit, they are awesome!
I
Want to save that
Hey man, hair looks great.
Why do I have to feel that chatters lying on me?
They don't know that I'm the hero.
Dude, it's choreographed.
At least the lead's in here.
I
Got a guy get timed out for a day
Was a me
Oh
Use bad word
He might not know
Is this the name of the man?
I don't know if this was something for the game. This is very general.
This is a legit Swedish folk song about a troll woman that tries to use a Christian knight.
It wasn't the original as well?
How come you guys aren't at the contour, bro?
Hello.
That's it.
Did they have the hardy-girdy, dude?
Fuck you.
They're invulnerable I don't race morale for at least three days
What was that noise? Oh, I could have got up there maybe
One day I'm gonna be like in extremo and I'm gonna put on a performance at the old camp
And everyone's gonna cheer for me and they're gonna say that's some heavy shit
Holy shit, this is awesome
Wait a minute, you're that freshy, right?
Are you heading into the castle?
You must be talus and barian sent me to fetch that focused on book. What? He's sending you now
But you ain't even one of us long story
Oh, bollocks. Look, I was gonna get that book. I swear, but that bastard for a seat. He just won't let me in
Welcome to the shrub here
Seriously, I can't mess this up. Not now after they finally put me off the mashers, but oh for fuck's sake
Why's it's got to be so complicated?
Iberian said he sent you days ago. What were you doing all this time?
You're really gonna make me say it. Are you?
I fucked up, okay? I fucked up, and I didn't want to go back empty-handed, so I smoked a roll to call me Eels.
Then I smoked another one, and another one. Yeah.
What do you want me to do?
Just try and get the book and tell Iberian I helped you.
That's all. I just don't want Barlow Room to send me back to the meshes.
Extortion time.
Make it worth my time.
30 nuggets will do. 50. That's a crook. What kind of joke is this? Alright, fine, here.
You come tell me when you got the book, alright? I'll be out here and then assess the situation.
You didn't hear that, right?
John, maybe that's like a dungeon.
I'm looking for a tome. A book about focused on magic. Any chance I could borrow it?
Oh, Innos help us. It's Gomez after the focus stones again.
No. I'm here for a barium.
Right. So the focus tome, hmm?
Maybe...
But no.
You look like you want to say something.
God damn it.
All right. Maybe we can help each other.
You see, normally we don't lend books to anyone but the water mages, but...
But even if I could, the book you're looking for isn't there.
Do the water mages have it?
No, I... I lost it a while ago.
I was on my way to the swamp camp and a rabble of black goblins jumped me.
It's, um, a possibility that I haven't told Caristo about it yet.
I wasn't really supposed to have it in the first place, you know?
You want me to find it.
I guess so.
You bring the book to Iberian, and once he's done, you bring it back to me.
Everybody wins.
Oh, wait, was this the black goblin cave
that I cleared out already?
Oh my God, maybe it's up the climb wall, dude.
Wait, hold up.
How long ago was that?
About a fortnight?
That's a long time.
The goblins might have already used it as kindling.
Don't remind me.
So you stole the book too.
Keep it down, will you?
No, I didn't steal it. I was just curious about the focus stones and borrowed it
How about we deal with those goblins together?
How can a few black goblins overpower a fire mage? I don't know. I was tired. I was distracted
And I've been practicing magic the same morning still you're right. I should have dealt with them
Just like I should have gotten that book back by now. Guess we all have a bad moments
Not you or not me I have chronomancy
I'll take care of it. Where can I find those garblins just to head east to the swamp camp until you see a bridge over the canyon
That's why they jump me. I guess they ever hide out somewhere around there and
Thanks, I mean it
Okay
We're working here mate
Is this it right here? Am I dumb?
How you doing?
So, man.
So, bruh.
We love the swamp camp.
So, you got the book?
One of the mages lost it. Some goblins took it.
Near the bridge by the waterfall.
Are you serious? I know where that is.
How about I show you?
Ben, I'd have actually helped you.
Sure.
Lead the way.
Grains.
Come on, they ain't far.
You again.
Shut up.
I mean, sorry, sir.
Oh, come on.
Let's go.
You're late, sir.
Oh, I gotta get my ration.
You said I can have sure did.
He just runs off in the background.
What a guy.
How'd I get up there?
Yo look how much faster it is.
POE 2.0 Dodge?
Is it different in POE 2.0?
Oh wait, there's no 2.0.
God, I'm so fucking stupid, man.
Is that my horse?
What are you doing over here?
It's a kind of like Chocobo.
Kind of horse's list.
Bone horse.
Skellington horse.
Yeah
You got this bro
I'm back, you son of a bitch.
I'll get up
You think he's pissed that I robbed him
Don't care it is this place
You know, it's funny this guy's probably
Hello.
Bear, that's the bridge.
I think there's a cave further down.
Maybe that's where they're hiding.
So, um, how about
you go in and deal with the goblins.
I'll stay behind, cover our backs.
What does that even mean?
Hey, there's blood flies and lurkers around here.
You don't want to be distracted
while you fight no squealers, right?
I'll handle it.
Little does he know
Oh, we've already killed all 50 goblins that were in this cave.
Ain't no fucking way they respawn until there's no way.
I'm gonna reload just so I can be sure that I'm gonna get experience.
Okay, these guys throw rocks, dude.
So annoying.
Dude, I'm gonna have so many fucking morning stars, dude!
Fuck the Moonstrack clear black goblin cave before getting the main story quest so you can clear it again, dude
Get double the XP and loot
Wait, maybe it's just those guys that respond
Yeah, all right guys, maybe I spoke too soon
The miss cap still has not spawned, which is weird.
We've already looted this place.
Let me take it right, and then we go down here, and then we drop off the cliff here.
Yup.
And then we take it right.
And then we got stopped here because we did not have the ability to climb.
What horrors await?
It's a double end.
Wait.
It is just a shortcut.
So where's the fucking book then?
Oh my god, what if I have it?
Down in the treasure room?
Oh yeah.
Where was that bitch ass treasure room anyway?
I know what it is? I know where it is. I need this! I need this. I need phải a drope! I need a drope these.
Don't help me. Don't help me. Don't help me.
It's too much intro!
Yummy d***a left?
This shit wasn't here before, right?
Sweet.
,
sweet
they come here the first time bro there was a literally 40 problems in here to your
It would appear I've taken a wrong turn, bruv.
Hold on.
Indeed.
The mage said they just stole it.
Oh, Fortnite ago.
Don't you know how many days that is?
It's like ten-ish.
Ten.
fortnite battle royale
fortnite battle royale
yeah I love that game you guys check out season 17 yet
Shit's bussin!
Where the fuck am I, dude?
No.
This is the exit.
Halt!
You've broken the lot.
I
Mean you found it didn't you? Yes, I mean I know you could do it
Well, the blood flies came swarming the second you went into that cake you have no idea
We're the corpses back, but what was a close call?
Thank the sleeper. I had the full sight to stay out here. Anyway, back to the camp
I got you got bugs bunny with a cock on fortnight word I got Goku
whoa great are we escorting this guy yes it's gonna crazy that the entire
for a business model. It's just like collabing, dude.
They also added a Fenboy Bugs Bunny with a fat ass.
What the fuck is that? Oh.
What the fuck is that guy in the same chat?
Didn't you already rob this guy for his mace? Yeah, we're gonna get the second mace from him.
What?
Wait, no, we didn't rob this guy. Actually, maybe we did.
Okay, I need you to get up, bro.
Oh, yeah, the blood flies, dude. You got one shot.
Yeah!
What a nooblet.
They should really give these guys armor, huh?
You got this one.
got this one bro. Well fought. You know I've killed a shadow beast. Also these things killed
those too and this thing killed that as well in fact I'm probably responsible for
95% of the deaths in this area animal and human
I better get XP for escorting this guy, man.
Why are you going this way?
out.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What are you thoughts on Judy Hopps? I like her. I don't know who that is.
Is that a basketball player? WMDA?
Yeah
Actually, yes
Yeah, really?
Keep it seven, bro. Come on. Come on
How was I able to skip that before?
It's everyone's favorite weather effect.
The bit rate destroyer.
You love that.
This shit's so oppressive I want to cover my...
I want to go like this.
IRL.
Am I right fellas?
It's the rabbit from Zootopia.
I've never seen Zootopia.
You don't have to lie. Not lie. That's not a lie.
Not lying!
I keep taking a wrong turn here.
You want it to percent senior but you might not know it.
Judy
That's our rabbit that's a rabbit yes, no that right
There's an animal
There's an animal that's your fucking animal bro
CG rabbit. It's a fucking animal. My it's complete. There's even have done
I watched the new Mandalorian movie, maybe.
Too lazy for name-based resubbing me, Hando Easy, and Stephen Craggin.
Sheik, thanks for resubbing, and shoo-wee-wee!
Thanks for resubbing, surely thanks for resubbing.
There are no rules on humans in Zootopia, buddy.
Says who?
Alright, we're gonna continue on Thursday, dude!
save.
Woohoo!