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Oh
Solid.
The perfect eco- blue.
Pop goes to the poop, makes for something.
Golu, snog bone, and some burners.
Seven.
Got it?
Favorite one.
Plump, plump, plump, plump.
Wow, bam, we got mail.
See, North Korea won the World Cup and now they get one wish with the Dragon Balls.
Dude, that's awesome.
You most are.
Thank you very much.
Hello?
Pussy Jim Schwartz?
Thank you so much.
GZ to them.
I got a tattoo and the guy I asked to use as an art reference is Madsen at Copic.
him after he gave me permission. Nios, thanks for something. That's fucked up.
And Steve Kuba and Salomon, thanks for something.
That's fucked up. Why'd he do that?
Noob?
Romantic 647 says kingle is a bitch-ass mecha-chameleon player.
Reveal your happily thanks for selling it.
And mark thanks for selling it.
Can you finish it?
Can you win Hitman Hardcore before I finish my chemo?
Have a birthday weirdo.
birthday weirdo?
I'll try bro.
This one's free for your brain tuber.
I'm gonna put it in a half sort of thing.
what's new what's fucking new Dave El Nino thanks for selling
they're ready for a fake or an MSI today yeah I like faker and Ronaldo and Messi
and LeBron James Shohei Otani
Bopay.
That's on the Buffalo Bills not honoring OJ Simpson at their new stadium.
Good question.
Oh, Farter.
And the booping legions open.
Here's the kitty browns.
Eewah.
Eewah.
Without looking it up, I can't.
I don't want to do these maps.
Not yet.
Wait, did that wipe my... it wiped my lethal surge?
Did I put it in here?
Weird.
Now we're freaking talking, dude.
Now we're freaking talking.
Now we're freaking... now we're freaking talking.
Oh, let's see what uh, let's see what's up.
I got one syringe.
Altar, thanks for the suit.
Set a Pokey bum wank lad, Abash.
What?
Yeah, I think the...
The mushroom's gone. I have zero syringes.
What do you wish used to have showdowns on the worst maps?
It's defined worst.
Alright, that little bit of homework for getting busy for a couple of weeks.
Here, come and get your submit.
Bring in the extra submit.
Boom.
Have a good trip, 47.
Any that aren't Wilton and Darvour.
Um.
Welcome to Thornbridge Manor.
Those are the only maps I could go upon.
The operative syndicate members are currently in the area.
I do like a Darvour show too.
However, they're on high alert, so you need to be careful.
Bumped is a point, 47.
Good luck.
A lot of the time it's about picking which maps I can do sound assassin on, which might
disqualify picking a better shot on that.
Does that make sense, fella?
Or do no one explain to me self?
targets my well well well okay it's so fucking dog
You're not okay. All right. This again
Excellent work 47 you've spread fear within the syndicate you fool
Let the staff know if you need any assistance.
I need Gopher Chucks.
I can't fucking see.
Hey, come over here.
Come to the bush.
It's chill over here.
We got drugs.
And by drugs, I mean DEATH.
Surely they said.
I have a...
Oh fuck it and bring my you're sort of need a silenced gun, so maybe we do oh
I do no no I think we can get him over here
You know you want it
Okay wrong lady or man
Hey, ah excuse me. I wouldn't leave that there. Oh, it did not ask.
I need a volunteer. Yep, you off you go. Yippie!
Someone's gonna get put in the motor or whatever flight this is called the shredder.
I'm not doing it for that guy, that's your son.
I believe our final target is in the scary booth, which means I've probably lost.
Oh mega lull.
What is this guy?
Doble.
There's got to make a wee bit of a pile, fellas.
Oh, I really don't like the idea of it.
Super fucking courier ass bitch. I hate you.
Okay.
Do you f**k ins-
We'll never be good at basketball, my friend.
This is the worst.
Let's get this little b**ch down here, bro.
You look like a gun named Toothless.
Why don't you come over here, buddy?
I want to talk about something.
Murder.
I'll be in touch out even funny man
you gotta help me now this is really bad what's going on this is crazy guy doing not
Maybe we were too far left
Like they're leaning up against that little bush or whatever I think you saw us over the side
Oops.
You normally do the pilot here with subdued non-mail weapons, subdued keeps you mostly
concealed if you're doing a bush.
I've definitely done that one with melee weapons before.
I've definitely done that with melee weapons before.
Speed time is the way of the Portugal game, are you joining them later?
Moon Moon, you made sure to put the entire message.
Oh, fuck yourself.
Fire ground deliver for some of the other tenor baits.
Riiiir.
Hmm.
Is it more base to care about Yvonne than World Cup?
You're just changing Saudi princes to Separatism, it's all good, whichever Saudi prince you like more.
That was a bold attempt, 47. Unfortunately, the syndicate managed to go in hiding.
Yay!
I'm sure that you have new ideas in mind to make sure that they won't be so lucky next time.
I forgot I had the collectors dark, I thought I made them way easier, holy...
Holy moly!
Japan. What about... Farmi? Farmi-C.
Mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm. Farmi-C. Whatever, dude.
Chuck said he legitimately looked like a Saudi prince.
Word.
Well, though.
Oh, these are terrible.
What can you do, lad?
What can you fucking do?
Why do you look like that post a selfie?
I want you to hold up these papers as the date, time, and I want it to be full body too.
Say hello Moon Moon Chat.
well well well well well well well well he's gonna AI it dude's okay we'll pull
it up on screen and we can all decide whether or not AI together
I had to fix me fucking windows cuz windows be updating
no one ever posted a picture dude the first guy was probably like
that weird supreme bending like everyone else was like oh moon you're ugly but like they
were baiting because they've been wasting away at the gym for the last five years and
this is like their opportunity to show off their fucking chiseled muskles dude so they
were doing like the fake rage bait shit where they were like oh oh yeah oh fuck you dude
they need that validation because they've been pumping iron for the last 10 fucking years
to anime music and fucking one-piece episodes.
This hits close to, oh, please stop.
Sir.
Sir.
glasses check mustache check not a white guy though and I'm impressed by the uh the ingenuity
here normally it's a fat white guy folding with glasses do we have a bomb hell yeah
We got a bomber
You play the hardcore mod for Laura with
Permit at them
Welcome to Hokkaido
Members
But watch your step. They're on high alert. It's not going to be easy
Just in town
Fuck. God damn it. Boom.
Hey there. Need anything?
I'm bored, dude. You're fucking with the wrong guy, fella.
Which way, buddy?
Terry. Terry. Terry. It's Sean.
Listen, I need your help, buddy.
Stay on your post.
Sure, buddy.
Well, I... I tried.
How many fucking melee weapons this guy's stupid?
It's bludgeoning time!
Hey, wait a minute.
This is the time to step out and identify yourself.
Hmm.
Bra-la-lay-oh, bra-la-la.
Oh.
What's up, guys?
Help!
There's a modeler on the loose!
What's up?
Why is to our game I gotta go kill the cameras dude
Stop recording me
So
So kind of hook her and come in let's go for three
What do you see bitch
Hi
Keep it steppin' big dog, keep it steppin'
What?
Why'd you...
Keep it steppin'
Well done, 37. This will surely be a blow to the Senate.
Look at that running form. True.
Balance.
To me, bodyguard champ.
Okay.
They have much business to discuss around this cost.
Surprise, it was just me here to choke you!
You fucking fool.
We got, we got Garden Man and we got who else.
Hospital person, garden man and hospital person.
I
Knows everybody
I
Whoa
We've been starting supporting brazil or japan from on monday. Ah, you know dude fucking
Love sports
big sportsman
come on in big man
who just said that
Oh.
We're gonna hook kinda a huck of fat.
Alright.
Who saw that?
So, folks.
I'm here to kill another person.
Oh, they're working out, dude.
That's so cool.
Don't worry about it.
of
the
death
of
Wait, I wanna go this way.
Where's the fucking...
Oh...
Wow!
How do we kill this fool?
Method discovered
Why don't you take yourself a trip over here
I'll be in touch.
Someone's literally walking up there to investigate.
But how?
How did he hear that?
Pardon?
How do I not have access?
I'm I'm a lay epic bodyguard
Do me a favor and get rid of that thing would you I hear guns sure
Why are these exchanges almost such a pain in the ass
I
Oops
Oh
Well where we're way
What have we been seeing
I gotta blow it up I'm never believing in fuck you no fuck you
Not a threat to Moolah.
No witnesses.
He explained why you resigned from 250k for 2.5k safe.
Well, I don't know what you, I don't know, I do not know what you speak.
impressive work 47 let me know when you're ready for your next assignment
ready
let's take care of those ones I was a fake objective
What else we got where I had this dark gun?
My fortune cooker today is cookie today said believers always come out ahead or something
like that.
I've had some time to ruminate upon the the nature of a believer
okay and they're not unlike AI tech CEO billionaires now hear me out okay
now hear me out
Marcy Brielex from 7th.
So basically, every believer only believes when it is advantageous for them.
They don't believe out of hope or goodwill.
They're merely playing the odds.
They're building the bubble, dude.
Whereas doubters are like hard-working 9-to-5 blue-collar workers, dude.
Think about it.
They're not trying to get rich quick scheme.
They're putting their nose to the grindstone and they are getting it done.
Piece by piece.
So to be honest, I'm a doubter now.
I became a doubter.
not one of us come on man can't go to the dive bar you you and the guys hang out
at one time please can't play some pool with you please I'll be in touch when
you reach for destination
fuck off loser okay okay bro I'm not a loser dude welcome to Ambrose Island
Intel tells us that the operative syndicate members are currently in the area track them down and do what you do best
But be careful do do they're on high alert. We don't want them to slip away
You know what to do for two seven
I see you
You've spread fear within the syndicate guys someone saw me
I can't get in this house
Hmm
What's the plan what's the plan? I'm gonna kill everyone
Take that take that
I need help!
Please, please!
Don't wanna die!
Stop it!
Please, please!
I need help!
Please, please, don't wanna die!
Do not panic.
Everything's okay.
Help! Help! He's over here!
I think we've got a last one around here.
I'm not even sure if I just do the move now.
Okay.
Well done, 47.
Got a blast.
This will surely be a blow to the syndicate.
Okay.
got a blast!
now we do this!
alright man.
I don't know why you had to say it like that.
You like it, you can...
Oh, you heard that, huh?
Now walk three steps to your right now, walk four steps to your right, to the other terminal.
No, no, no.
He looks me.
State Japanese food or burger today?
Watch your mouth around those foreigners.
Burger's so boring, dude.
Makes me nervous when I cast this wound off.
Burger's so fucking boring.
Ooh, you got bread, you got meat.
Ooh, what's you gonna put on it?
Too many toppings?
You gotta put some lettuce, tomato, onion.
Is it so big you can barely fit your mouth around it?
Hey, are you into...
You speak to me one more time, hippie.
I will end you.
Oh man!
On my baseball, fuck.
Holy moly.
Oh, shit! Suffer no heavy to live. Retreat!
Oh
Wipes up at mini bullets
I'm rock 5 AK 47 moons
Give me a break.
When in doubt, bomb them out.
You give the the hippie flower and frogs and gives you lethal poison
Yeah, but I gave him lead
He was not able to transmute that into poison
Me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me
Darktide got a new class, by the way.
Keep your nose clean tonight, everyone's already too wound up.
I don't care.
I'm so stuck.
I think I was better to keep up with you.
I'm at the wrong fucking house.
Celebratory genocide?
Sounds like doubterspeak where you're trying to convince me to.
that's believer speak hold on that's fancy tech CEO speak you're attempting to
do me to doing more more work for you I think not cool
I think it's this house.
Yeah, right here.
Hey, catch.
See ya!
I think the last part about the World Cup is all the delicious scran.
So much scran.
Although it's all in America now.
And they're all gonna, they're gonna be all like, oh!
The fuck is scrammed?
Oh, it's like a $30, eight inch pizza?
With no sauce on it?
You know what I mean?
Hold on.
Actually, yeah, let's bring the Sniper.
Nah, we don't do that.
Oh
Jan how does he beat those like 15 missions in a row? What is he trying to do?
Push rock uphill 18 missions in a row you see the red objective that is one
that I must do to complete a mission okay
shotgun kill epic I choose one of three three are offered to me before the
start of the next mission if it is silent assassin I must take it that is
the challenge. I must do this 18 times. Can you dig it? Suck it.
Why 18? That's the full length of a hardcore freelancer campaign.
I've seen Soto Poppin's ranking of his streamer, Taylor's the ranked U.S. tier streamer, yeah
I saw.
Tips fedora.
To Masoto Poppin.
I rated him S plus.
is a new rank that I just invented. Don't call me a simp.
Well, well, well, well, let's make a... actually it doesn't matter if we make a search.
Oh, you like set up a new one druid skill?
He's not just druid skills, dude.
We go right instead of active silo.
Are you surprised they put you ahead of Northern Lion?
Nah, we're both pretty stupid, right?
So I'd probably buy a parter with him, you know what I mean?
Neither of us probably derived the same satisfaction some of you guys do from like, you know posting like plus two or
pertaining because you can quote episodes of arrested development that you might be like smarter than someone else doing this
Like just that's just not our shit
Welcome to Santa Fortuna, Colombia. We now know that you are in communication. However, as we don't know the exact description, this means you will have to do your own recon.
I think we found her. They're on high alert. It's not going to be easy to help you. We have the following information. They are attending.
I don't remember if she has the earrings.
We got earrings.
Hey, how are you?
Hi.
Clenches fist.
Where's your assassin?
Gotta rip it all right now, I'll fucking kill you.
The leader has been eliminated.
You should get back to the safe house. I'll contact you later.
See ya!
well done 47 this will then should I decide not to buy ice cream at the store now I am
craving ice cream dude ice cream is not good for you bro
everyone you kill in the game evil deaths. The very loose plot is that our
character has been contracted to like basically hunt down a massive criminal
syndicate okay there's different aspects of it and every single person that the
Target is like a key member of that organization, right?
And these little dossiers on the table
is basically what they do.
Like this guy's an arm strap.
This guy's an assassin.
This guy traffics organs.
This guy does an eco crime.
He's got sick games, which I've I've had caned as being like
running red rooms on the dark.
This guy does espionage.
as a side of the sky sells a little drugs
we're gonna kill
now you actually love
where these maps
Let's take it.
Let's get this fucking Colorado map up the way.
What are you, me darkness, bro?
You'd rather be S-Rain to buy Kai's Sanat than you'd be supposed to have, right?
Or Soto Poppin?
Not as big a goat.
Oh, he called Kai's Sanat the goat.
Let me definitely Kai do, let's be honest.
I got served on TikTok some of the, uh, Streamer University applications.
It's always people like, it's like, hey, I'm so-and-so, I make content, and I'm passionate about it.
I'm creative.
It's just fucking funny, man.
Holy fuck.
You show us yours? I don't make content. I've told you that since the start, dude.
Okay.
This is not content.
This is the torture porn.
I gotta stop watching man.
I gotta stop watching.
far too violent there's probably a better one
man also that was too wordy it punches you in the stomach
Why don't you keep it steppin big dog?
My pastor will have to decide if I can keep watching plot twist plot twist
His his pastor is project bad dude
Yeah.
Cool.
Have a good trip, Forty-Seven.
of
the
way
Who got someone in their heart program to run where the shot came from if you're in that general area
They'll always add her to you simple as syndicate members are currently in the area
Yeah, I know cut them down and did you do this? Oh, but they're on high alert
So tread carefully or they will slip away
I'll be going on me bro
One to my lips, pocket full of chips, rocks in my socks,
I don't know what to do with it.
You just come back if you need more. Hey there.
Do you need anything?
Nah, I'm good.
I always forget where Dusser Valance is on this map.
I'm pretty sure it's up there.
Dib-bid-bid-bid-bid-bid-bid-bid-bid-bid-bid-bid-bid-bid-bid-bid-bid-bid.
Such a loser chud, dude.
I'm not allowed to pass this fence, otherwise I get angry at me.
Oh, this guy peeing, gross.
It will.
Fox in my... sock?
All right, come over here now, buddy.
It's just making me piss.
I'm literally pissing right now.
Holy fuck.
doesn't want to come, dude.
Rocks in my sock.
Here it comes.
I'm in.
Okay, so you know how Rose keeps his desk tidy like a Japanese gunslinger?
Excellent work, 47. You've spread fear within the syndicate.
Double kill!
Where's the surveillance?
Surveillance Dejected.
Well, got it.
Oh, got him. Alright.
You do not know who you are fucking with.
How do they find this dude?
Looks clear
You go
Yeah, I'm just gonna kill all these guys
I'll place your ammo
There he is!
Nope.
Stop!
I'll come sometimes and instantly let's go, good boy.
I have permanent fucking hearing damage from these.
of
the
death of
death of
death of
I'm going to get this one too, over. All cross-eyed, break, break, B and 5. I need to get the A.O. out.
Militia defeated.
Got him up.
Now we're going to shoot.
Oh
Whoa
And I've arrived at the location and it looks clear
Yeah clear
I want to see the pile you hang on.
7, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 18, 18, 20, 21, 22, 33, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34.
or take one or two.
Who the fuck are you guys? Goodbye!
Wapsum, I think it's verse seven.
of
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
Pretty pretty lucky, dude.
Uh, hmm, uh, this one.
Tobankock.
Uh, we don't need that.
Take no damage. Do not pacify.
Time to bring the stethoscope and not remember to do that.
Have you guys noticed I'm level 100 by the way?
Bring it up.
Am I save for MSI? Is that a CS tournament?
No.
Worse, it's League of Legends.
Gross.
Compendably, dude.
Did I actually rather watch soccer over that?
Ha ha ha, not even kidding.
I've tried over the years to watch competitively, but I have.
I watched the Chinese League, I fucking, I've seen worlds a couple of times, like, bro.
Holy fuck, man.
The only, uh, League worth watching is LCK, because the English castes are funny.
Is that the Chinese one? I'm pretty sure it was LCK, but I can't be sure. That's the one I've seen.
That's the Korean one? Which one's the Chinese one?
LPL? Okay. That's the one I've seen.
LPL aka L per L for Chinese teams.
He's up that knob, mate.
Glorious leader.
I was merely reading my quick shot, my lord.
Yes.
I'll be in touch when you reach your destination.
Bum-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra.
You're wasting valuable neurons
remembering any of this useless bullshit.
Yeah, like I was making a joke.
Have you ever heard of a joke?
No joke, or...
and do what you do best but they are on high alert so tread carefully or they
will slip away good luck 47 yes come in
What are you doing in my room?
Intruder!
Oh yeah.
See?
I've been a lot abroad this shit.
I never remember.
I never remember to use it.
Goodbye.
Oh boy, can't wait to start my first day on the job.
As God, man, man, man, man.
here it's only numbers hmm I'm sure job across to me a to remind me oh yes go
into the stocking please please have you heard the joke what is the joke you
last? Gun. I mean fist. Excellent work, 47. You stressed fear within the syndicate.
You shot his ear? Yes, I wanted him to hear what was happening. It was gun.
Let's check for the key card.
Wrong way.
Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba.
Even Steppin, bitch.
It's right here
What
Got a blast.
Wait, I are in my socks? Perhaps she meant... rocks in my socks?
security
Hey, you seen Ramon. No, I'm probably sleeping in a closet somewhere
Or a bad so time to die
Too many eclairs
Syndicate member eliminated
It's done kinda quick.
True that, true that, true that.
True that, true that, true that.
Oh my god.
Oh my god!
Oh, sitting out in the open, eh, coward?
Why don't you go somewhere where no one will see me shoot you, coward?
That security seems tight today.
Don't be a pussy.
I'll come on the minimap this doesn't extend all the way out here that's weird.
in the open murder man. Yeah, but I'm gonna have to shoot at me.
Shut up.
He's moving.
Yes, keep it stepping, B.
Hey, uh, buddy, could you, uh, could you put that away?
This will surely be a blow to the syndicates.
You should get back to the syndicates, I'll contact you once and for all.
Hey buddy can you put that away?
Impressive work you get back there. I'm ready when you've prepped the next assignment.
No.
No.
You know we go on Whales and Creek for the showdown, fella?
On Gog.
Proximity micro-explosive.
Absolutely not.
You got a no silent assassin QL mod I see?
My game has not been relaunched since I started stream and I started stream and got 5 in a
row.
Why don't you go fuck yourself, bitch?
Hey!
Fuck yourself!
NBCs cannot see plenty of micro-exposals? Yeah, I know.
Oh, I know, oh I know.
I grabbed the wrong gun.
So is that all this campaign is rolling no sound and assassin 18 times in a row?
I don't know why I actually read some of your guys' comments.
They're stuff funny, old-fashioned, and they are stupid at the same time, so...
He's right though. I mean yeah, in theory if you couldn't do sounds ask them yeah, that's how you would play a blood.
I got baited again. I responded to a comment related to the thing that called stupid.
You got me dude well played well played. I think you're stupid too though for the record
Where's the mushroom very grab it
That's right here
Lambo Delta ride the silver sorry El Doron ain't nothing so
I made a dildo with my penis mold and I fuck it doesn't make it gay or incest
She's masturbation, dude
I'm all three blue shoe worker in a tub of Neapolitan in a Walmart parking lot want to pull up that big day
Kool-Aid flavor canned pineapple deer jarred pineapple.
It's just so vile to think about.
It truly is vile.
Like why would you need cooling in to flavor the pineapple?
How many of you guys have tried that?
on-stream or I don't care about your opinion. I don't like my apple dude. I'm gonna keep it a million percent right now.
My apple's so good. Well then you would do better than me on the uh shipwreck. Probably.
I gotta go pee. Is that chill? Is there a guard listening?
Alright, be back in a sec.
Cox's goad it come on CS2 as well.
There's no FEDota though boys, let's be honest.
Let's be real fellas.
Thank you baby come here.
I can pay you in a different way if you know what I mean.
Oh yeah, let's go.
I think I drank too much.
She fucking robbed me!
You know I could see your rogue and wizard
and you want to take handle on the care of this wizard?
They're slitting on him, so...
Alright, you guys cool?
Hey, it told me a bit along.
Uh-oh.
They're coming from soupy blood and chases.
I'm farting hard.
Silly rats, rats, rats, they're from somewhere.
Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
AHHHHHHHHHH!
But this might be another part of the thing.
I'm literally an idiot.
Look out!
I see Bullo was unsuccessful in delaying you.
What the fuck?
I'm sorry.
I
Know cranky day, dude, I'm oh my god
Holy fuck!
That almost berserkers me, man!
Hey, man!
What's up fucking grabbing me? I wanna grab you, bitch!
Are you like that?
Hold my hand, hold my hand, hold my hand, hold my hand!
Spinning Tornado tech, tech...
Embrace technique!
Well played. His rear-mount is fantastic.
Ethan Penney's quizboy? I never ate them.
What the fuck was that, dude? Was that a bear?
Was that a skinwalker, dude?
Joshua, they are almost defeated, but now that the sun sets, they can hide and run.
Retreat!
Don't worry, I can stop it.
Is he going to call the angel of death again?
Oh god, freeze the sun high in the sky.
Fourth the moon from coming forth. Give us the memes. The memes!
Joshua's request was met by God. Yo, this guy cast time stop dude.
Hey guys.
oh you're shooting at me doesn't have to be like this
I got no special attack.
Dude, did I die?
I keep playing it, I wanna see that.
a wrestler had Jesus hands
What's our watermelon pizza, no?
Nay, traveler.
Welcome to Sapienza.
Syndicate members are currently in the area.
Find them and take them down.
But watch your step.
They're on high alert.
It's not going to be easy. Be careful 47
Who are you
I don't know what you want.
Get a research campaign to go offline or anything for the variations of life.
No, you don't have to go offline.
Always online, baby.
Hmm, I guess we get the safe.
If there was any evidence, evidence located.
Best fruit.
I think mango is pretty good.
I guess Glycemic Index.
Flamingo?
Is that good or bad?
You like apples?
I really like the skin of apples, dude.
Is that chill?
I gotta use my crowbar there.
Oops.
Where to flip is the last evidence.
Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.
Oh, I thought this was the showdown.
all these guys are everywhere
hey come in here
Okay.
It would appear you've fallen right into my trap, punch.
I was afraid I can't go to that door.
He technically threw his arm.
Punching is not throwing your hand.
Oh man.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
Oh they put like a fence here. What the fuck?
Oh I can't even get over there!
Clever girl
So you're gonna do yourself an injury if you don't look out. Oh fuck
Hmm.
so weird. Is he dead? No. Rock roll.
I think we're about out.
No, don't just walk past the corpse.
so insensitive, dude. Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.
Blood can't aim, dude.
I'm afraid it is time to spit yourself.
You must shit yourself now, in the bathroom.
I'd security man get to know thank you thank you
What's that shit in da-
Well done,иться.
This will surely be a blow to the syndicate.
Welp, let's go to church.
Well, let's go to church.
up in this
you guys are so cool
True, man. True.
Baseball.
Do you think I can shoot through those?
This regard.
House, collect yourself, I'll be in touch.
So, goodbye.
Is that where we're at?
Carpenter's holding very much, dude.
My pleasure.
Ah!
Now it's the showtime.
Now, it's the showtime.
Hold up.
We're gonna kill a lookout.
Let's bring... not that.
Eh, we can bring that.
I don't think I need the screwdriver if I'm being honest.
Imagine being able to throw a screwdriver with perfect accuracy and then like it's
someone with the sharp end. Actually, it's not even like sharp per se. How he do that.
The briefcase throw is more technically impressive.
It's less impressive when you realize it has an anti-gravity device in it.
Uh, we're good.
May as well make this poison.
Big Bad Wolf's suit is hilarious with Yoda head.
I don't even know what that is.
I ain't got that.
Is it just him as a werewolf?
Uh, we're good.
No, but try not, I don't have it.
Only boy, 64 months is when I'm 64 by the Beatles.
I've never been a Beatles fan.
They're about playing the NES Metal Gear games takes place at 4MGS 5.
Welcome to Whittleton Creek. It's time to put an end to them.
The leader is currently operating in the area. However, we have very little intel on their identity.
Look at Brabant.
They're on high alert. We don't want them to slip away. On the other hand, you do know this.
They are here for a business meeting. We also have a following description on their looks.
We know that they have no hair. They're wearing a hat. They're wearing necklace and earrings
As to habits and voices your target has a sweet tooth
And they like to read be it keeping up with the times of simply wanting to be inspired
Use these traits to your advantage
Godspeed 47
Yeah, we're in a baldy at.
Does he have an earring?
So, maybe.
I'm not pulling up, dude.
Is that Big Smoke?
I like, inspired by Big Smoke.
What do you feel like?
Are you looking at me?
He looks nervous.
Bald?
Hat?
Glasses.
This is the only confirmed body we've got.
Potentially.
Hold.
Target spotted.
I cannot tell if you have earrings.
Looks like she has like an earpiece or something.
Now I can't out the chisorings.
Bald necklace hat.
No earring.
No earring was happening.
Do you think it was big smoke?
Maybe.
Was it green tit 6 for some?
What's for Giga Dinner? Hot Pocket.
I'm, uh, processed food maxing right now.
I don't think he's near.
Hmm, guh.
of
a person is eating
And I believe they were eating normal ass food.
Hey, where the hell you guys go?
What's normal food anyway?
There hope this help raw milk
Oh, he's going okay, so it's on him
I gotta mark them up.
You stole me coin though, dude.
fucked up. Keep it steppin' lady. What the fuck is this? It's going out the back fucking
door he's
Ben
Yeah
Identify the target, please
Okay
Bro, I can't be back here
He's reading it's probably it
I don't think anyone walks through here
get away was when I marked on 218
Who could possibly be?
It's none of these guys.
I need some math here.
I think it's this person.
of
Oh yeah.
I'm locked in combat, dude.
So it was the military, got it?
Weird.
Hey, catch.
How do you think it had extra trait?
Well done, 47.
it's probably that some of them just have excellent race there's not like that
And it's that some of them do
Oh, yeah, let's rock dude
I don't want to use this map, but I think now we shouldn't use them.
We're darn it. We're darned it up right now, duke-holy.
Impact assault law in Sandlin and beast holy nature sub-
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Urmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
This game needs a Brazil man?
Why?
Explain to go.
Oh well, well.
my hype to see messy play tonight
yeah dude
oh yeah
gooooo
gooooo
they have to see Baker play tonight
oh yeah dude gooooo
I guess we don't need a gun.
G.O.T. Bannerlord right after I marry Brienne of Tarth.
The hell naw.
Hell naw.
It's not the boat, fellas.
It's not the boat.
Not the boat for targets, I don't know what it says.
Welcome to Miami.
Intel tells us that the operative syndicate members are currently in the area.
Track them down and do what you do best.
But watch your step. They're on high alert.
It's not going to be easy.
I gotta watch this for a minute.
And most of all, good luck.
I think we're good.
In some variation of this, there's like a guy that will wander into the room I'm looking
at right now.
But he should be coming by now, I think.
Boy, need something to throw!
I think I heard something suspicious, and I'll take a closer look.
Back to the safe house. I'll be in touch.
I don't want to talk about it.
I don't want to talk about it. Never happened. Never happened.
Never happened. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Never happened. That never happened. Never happened.
Ahhhh!
I hit the wrong button.
Ay-ya-yaaay!
What happened?
Oh, I hit the kill this guy button instead of the take his disguise button.
You know how it is, dude.
Oh, you gotta do it.
How's that end of mission?
You can't kill anyone but your targets, I'm silent assassin.
What do I got next to the shop?
Where do I go?
Well, we got both collectors dark guns.
That's pretty sweet.
Wow, wow, wow, this is a freaking loser.
Thank you, bit of a goop.
the jacket's cool, how'd you get it?
stole it
it's okay to be tilted, you know, I'm not actually tilted
and that's okay
Then why am I red?
What?
Let's see how's the red 40, yeah.
Red 40, I must drink.
I'll be in touch when you reach your destination.
Intermatching, I am
Welcome to Whittleton Creek the syndicate is currently operating in the area find them and eliminate
But watch your step. They're on high alert. It's not going to be easy
You know what to do 47
Like I come to side
Hello Mechanic.
Sorry man, I gotta use this house.
How about the freezer, big man?
Actually, I was hoping for it from the inside.
You dope.
That's not the correct direction.
That's bullshit.
Get out of the bathroom.
Meow.
How come you have to unlock that ship from the inside? That don't make sense.
I
Was I got doing in the back
You know what I like about you guys you're just so chill
I
Be back for shit
Hey, what is this dude doing? I think he's going back to the party. I swear. I got that guy that guy comes and stands away here
And it'd be zoom
Come on fella
What the fuck get out of my house
...
...
...
...
...
...
It's just one of those days!
through the baseball! And everything sucks!
I'm gonna choke you. I'm gonna give you the choke.
Don't care.
Come along, come along.
Down into the murder basement.
Alright, we got two propanes, dude.
a fucking Dobsky. Did we get our baseball? Oh yeah.
Bird?
Hmm, not quite close.
I'll deal with it. You just hang back.
Yes.
Okay. What do you think?
Hang back.
Okay.
to
What?
It's very clear, we're getting to the next sector.
Propane!
We gotta go wipe the camera, dude.
Hello, Tabamono?
Hello.
You be fair, they said hello.
Doril?
Grr...
I swear, I have a license for it.
I just... don't bring it with me!
You can't just compensate my property!
I need it!
We might have a situation.
I'm just going to throw this up and hide back.
It happens to everyone.
Bomb.
Banner.
Banner.
Man, I don't want to leave my profane here.
I
Like a lion will stick that guy's out though
I
Wow
Hmm
Let's get some prescription pill sidequests here.
Yawink?
No, they're not dead pills.
Get a grip.
I
Propane my beloved
Boom
There's three guys in here kind of cringe
I think everybody medic darted me like throws up somewhere in the yard or some shit
I don't know any of this.
I was definitely on the one thing that I wanted to do.
I don't care.
I'm not a first person.
Bam bam bam.
If we met a cameo, he goes to the bathroom for sure.
Who do we have to propane here? I don't think I can propane that guy.
Let's just a medic this guy and see what happens, hang on.
Make sure we don't use the wrong one.
I'm over here to the throw-up corner okay bro
I'm just gonna go use the neighbor's toilet dude, really?
What the fuck?
Oh my god it's like right next to a bush.
Yeah.
I can't get over there in time.
Maybe we can hit him with another one.
Oh my.
Hey, ambulance.
come on. Wait, hold up. We don't have to...
You've spread fear within the syndicate.
But how are we getting this for it here?
We'll have to clear out the art of old...
I don't think anyone's in this yard.
No, it's the garbage guys.
Hey, oh! We're the garbage men!
I think we door him and then we blow him up in the bathroom.
And let me explain one.
One time while I was drowning a motherfucker while he was puking in that bed,
Someone saw my ass, and I died.
Disregard. We out this piece.
So sir, do we go for the bonus Dosh fellows?
There's a body in there.
We might have a possible disturbance.
I'm moving to investigate.
Well, well, well!
This, I can't force it!
Oh, no, I used the poop dart.
Oh no, I used the poop dart!
Dark Mod, thanks for 47 months.
Impressive work you did back there.
I'm ready when you've prepped the next assignment.
We'll mission we get.
We're definitely not doing a showdown on Colorado here because it will just be the train.
We gotta bring the JNB up.
We need a bomb syringe on baseball.
Do you have ADHD2 or just autism space question mark?
Greetings, my European friend, smirks.
You must be wondering how I identified you, just by never having spoken to you before.
Well, let's just say that all Europeans, they all...
Hell, thumbs up in a certain way.
Worst me, nail!
He said he was Brazilian?
Yeah, anywhere that is in America equals European, by the way.
Welcome to the stream, party up.
Hmm
England one let's go it's coming home
That are any of the
Reading from Laos European by the way, hello my European
So when they say it's coming home, are they talking about the World Cup or what? Is that what that's about?
Have they even ever won the World Cup?
One time twice
Colorado wait, yeah Colorado
During the British Empire.
Who's this?
Oh yeah, we've listened to this song before.
I'll be in touch when you reach your destination.
Ch-
Well, now's too quiet.
Uh-uh-uh.
Don't worry, but Ruby takes her big class ups.
Not starting me in the fuck you instantly hostile, sex-
What?
Interesting choice.
Footballs coming home.
H coming home.
Footballs coming home.
Clever!
I'm going to use the same thing as the other one, but I'm going to use the same thing as
Well, if fucking you come close.
Can you hear me slice that guy's throat?
Gun.
Gun?
Gun?
Yes please.
Probo.
Strange.
It's not strange.
You guys, on this map the train's not actually moving, it's the terrain by the way.
Wow.
Can I go in here please?
Is there not a way to get across this thing?
They heard that?
of
What?
What the fuck?
What?
What's the deal?
Listen to me.
No, don't fall.
Oops.
That fucking missed that guy.
what is their jacket too thick what's happening
It's coming home. The wind's blowing it back. Yeah, I don't think so, fellas.
Surely that one.
Surely.
Yeah, that should work.
Man!
Where's the music?
Hey, catch!
Oh
I just fucking splash back coffee on my face. How's that even happen impressive work 47?
Let me know when you're ready for your next assignment. Oh, no
We have now tracked down the syndicate leaders location
Don't need that don't need that
don't need that I've provided you with new Intel don't need this
Burnout Revenge is, uh, tell you what, ask me in one year from now.
Yeah.
Ask me in one year.
Make sure you set the reminder on your phone.
stuff returning to its place automatically. If it's something you can store, yes.
We actually, we need the log pick, we don't need the syringe. But we also don't need some
the throne so
But
15 minutes IDK mods, so you know what the words mean.
Dude!
First of all, that card's probably ESL.
How many languages do you speak, Burger?
Hm?
Let's hear it.
Three.
3, sir, sir, sir, sir.
Sure, dude.
There's so much shit, man.
The leader is currently operating in the area. However, we have very little intel on their identity
However, this is no walk in the park. They are on high alert
I do not fucking like that as to why they are here
Well, we know this they are participating in a handover. We also know why they have gray hair
They are sporting a tattoo. They are wearing glasses and wearing a hat
We also know that the target enjoys reading and they see themselves as a foodie
Use these traits wait buddy. Godspeed 47
My boss
Hello
Brain damage
of
some of the men's
What what excuse me, sir, I think that's yours. Hey
Yeah, I'll deal with this you just hang back. That's right, dude
Got him
So glad that chatter taught me about chain lure dude
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
How do you chain lorm? If you throw the same objects while they're moving still?
actually right there didn't work. Actually might have worked. But then they'll go to
the next spot where you threw up.
Let's choke him down.
I'm not going to knock these guys out.
It's just stupid hot down here.
There's one target down here.
We're probably going to move them to the second room.
Or we just store them, actually.
I hope that's not good.
Never mind, we are Gucci.
around them.
We've already moved these guys, which means that no longer looks like an accident, so
we gotta put them away.
This is an SA.
It's kind of soft, SA, because if, well, actually, I don't know why I'm wasting my
That's not worth explaining, but I will, but I will.
It could make them run away, and if I'm not in a good position to stop them from running
away, then I lose, so.
Is that right there?
He just walked to the office.
Oh, fuck.
I'm not supposed to be here.
Imagine if it's this guy.
What do we got?
No way.
got tattoo fellow
come on please help he's chasing me
I'm not the killer guy
did the
Ben
Yeah
Those guys never turn around
Oh
Oh the key though
And I'm eating we got it swag
Hmm, yes. I do believe this is quite swag.
First, we got some business we gotta do.
I say it's silent as a has
of
the
death
of
There we go.
Bam, bam, bam. And now...
We're gonna do a little more cleanup.
Coming along.
of
come on come on come on come on come on come on there's so many bodies on here
hello the old just stick for
How come you guys are question marking me?
That was obviously Gurfguffigfig.
I... I mistakenly mispronounced his name.
Alright! One last thing to do, fellas.
I'm really sorry, but we've had this section on
well, police is not as bad as that time of Queens.
Remember that?
The 6000 semi-incinerated files we have to tape together.
I'm not taking any chances by letting you in.
But he's not here now.
All righty got the key
Now we call the meeting.
Hey, now we wait.
I believe it is the first lady.
I'm pretty sure the second lady bald.
This looks like a container with like a biobirus in it.
The Varus.
Oh, is it AOE-O-Matic?
Wait, really?
Oh, is it AOE-O-Metic? Wait, really?
Cool. I've never seen a package like that. Usually it's just a bomb.
Are you bald, yes or no?
Yes.
Now I get spotted.
You wanna holster that?
No. I don't.
Okay, we gotta wait until they wager up.
Oh, no! No way!
Huh? Oh, come on.
Hey, okay, calm down. What happened? Tell me.
Hey, you all right? Oh, okay. You're coming at us.
Do we have a description of who we're looking for?
I don't know! I don't know! I didn't see it!
Man!
Your target is on to you and is trying to get away.
I'm so sorry.
Congratulations, 47.
The leader is eliminated, sending a clear message.
Attempt at the surface.
Like yourself, I'll be in touch.
Well done, 47. This will make anyone think twice before t-
Search girl! Search girl!
Who did we miss shooting? Oh no, I shot- wait.
Was it when I shot the camera?
Well done 47. The syndicate has been targeted.
Killing non-target suspects and showdowns is the minus one kid.
I know, I know.
Take them all down and you will be well rewarded. Get back to me when you're ready.
What did I do to make them all go to the garage like that?
I choked out one target and they belonged to the same network as my target and they dropped a phone.
They used the phone to organize meetings with each other.
I used it to organize a meeting,
called them down to the place where I had the exit,
and then hit him with it, dude.
Do you know what I am saying?
Ay-ya-ya-ee!
Eww!
We'll do this, fuck it.
We can't bring our darkens.
Which is cringe.
Hmm.
Nobody's found.
Take no damage.
witness. I want to sell my catalytic converter today. Can I borrow money for a new one?
No. Also stop making up car parts to get money out of me, dude.
Everyone knows that's like a spaceship part from a space game.
It's just a meme-mation, isn't it?
What does a catalytic converter even do?
Are there any chatters who practice the ancient arts, i.e.
Mechanic work.
Converts catalytics? Okay.
Writes down non-combusted fuel.
So there's like, when fuel combusts, there's like some that doesn't get combusted and it's all like, yeah, I'll fix that.
Z.
I know something. I know something new now. Why is it so valuable? Does it have like fucking
titanium in that bitch or something that they're stealing? Oh, it's got platinum. What is,
What is Platinum work there?
Platinum filters.
Ask God.
Oh, that was vaguely threatening.
Ask God.
Welcome to Whittleton Creek. Intel tells us that there are syndicate members in the area.
I trust that you can find them and eliminate them.
But be careful. They're on high alert. We don't want them to slip away.
Good luck, 47.
Put on the dark gun.
I'm almost positive one of these guys comes inside, but I could be wrong
Maybe just goes like right here
What what?
I
Where are you going fella?
Now are you gonna tell me who freaked you out back there
your death.
Come in. What?
Hey you, drop something.
Weird.
Not right now, please.
Okay.
Really?
Hey, who's there? Hello?
I don't like the sound of that.
Yeah
Huh I heard that
Hello there hello
one
well done for just a little surely be a bloat
holy fuck
How are we getting this full? I think we, uh, go downstairs?
Oh, no.
Oh, we're getting, uh, maybe we can bait him next door.
This guy sees us, we lose.
you didn't hear that you didn't hear that brother hello hello checking in again
guest of honor still hasn't seen his teeth
is he fucking deaf?
he's straight?
huh, I don't have...
we have a medic poison I think
I need to pick it up
just a theory. A game theory.
Bum-bum-bam!
Righty-o!
I'm awesome!
Why am I doing this? Not me a security to deal with situations like this.
Somewhat, people do come down.
So unfortunately, we gotta back to this guy.
What's up fuck, dude?
What was that noise?
Hello? It's just...
Me, don't throw anything at me, please.
I forgot there's a camera.
Gotta blast!
Did we forget our coin?
No he has my coin.
Whatever. I don't give a fuck.
Let's get out of here, dude.
One more ramble, one more ramble, one more ramble.
Throw four things at someone for the believers?
But don't get caught this time.
Fuck you.
Excellent work back there, 47. Let me know when you're ready to continue.
Bottom is usually a chaos because the atomic structure is great for trapping reactive
gases until they break down.
Oh.
Me too.
Well, S-A-S-O, Italy.
me though well s a s o it'll leave
little Italy
well well well well well well well well well well well well
uh...
we have three targets
bomb
require gun
s as a movie set
i've done it before i actually have done before by the way
uh...
Oooooooh
The fuck what Bond means? Not all I like Bond means.
As-as someone as you might have predicted.
As you might have, uh, predicted.
Ooooooh
Trying to figure out what we want to bring in here.
If I ditch this.
Uh, honestly, we can ditch this too.
scrub the lockpick
And here and where we are oops
What does a bon me have too many vegetables for you you fucking fat so
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Yes.
You can hide the bodies I believe in you.
I will not be making any effort to hide these bodies.
In fact, I'm making no effort to really satisfy any of these side objectives unless they're really easy.
Keep that in mind.
of
They're not the movie set though not a movie set
We have been informed that the syndicate is currently in operation here, but you know what to do
But be careful. They're on high alert. We don't want them to slip away
Godspeed 47
Why couldn't you first of all? I'm pretty sure it's the movie sub
And I'm all
What a fuck did I have to start here?
Oh, that's the lab, we don't want to go there, fellas.
Oh, yeah, yeah, oh man, I have like no experience taking people out over here.
We just gotta get back to no longer trespassing land.
I'm going to take a little pan break I think, let's take a little pan break.
Alright, uh, yes. Please.
You're just sad. You're so sad. We're back.
and they played it every time how is that relevant for go because the people he
was playing against were worse than the people are wrong as we're playing against
really fucking ever it's not to make it it really is not
Oh
Fine all right, okay
All of that effort take it from me. I don't want it
Motherfucker
My vacation was pretty shit
Why is this in every game?
Does real people take showers, man?
It is.
You wouldn't understand his genius.
Fuck, man!
He's mocking me!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
He's biking me, dude.
FUCK, MAN!
You
I'm getting a farther extra 7.
Why build a base if you will die anyway?
What base?
It's just one hallway dude!
A lot of times people who think all M&Ms taste the same, they do!
What you gonna make characters that in the back that's Suzuki teriyaki
my wife I'm thinking this is the one
do I still have it
Is that Neo Geo Golf dude?
It's fucking stabbing time.
We gotta go make some uh, we gotta go make the back scene.
Do I still have it?
Have what?
This is Zuki Teriyaki.
I don't know.
on Factorio 2.1 Experimental. I haven't played Factorio 1 through 2.0, so I can't really...
can't really say am I.
You're playing Factorio right now.
You building a factory, bro?
Do I microwave two or three burritos?
How about two fats, though?
How about one, actually?
Uh...
Mmm...
Goodbye.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, goodbye!
Bad pizza or bad burrito?
Oh no, bad pizza can get pretty bad, dude.
Like, disgusting bad.
But also, so can burrito.
I think I'd take a bad pizza, cause at least I can see everything that's on it, you know what I mean?
I'll be in touch when you reach your destination you know I mean how many
bites we got to take welcome to Hokkaido we have been informed that the
syndicators currently that's hard but you know what to do but they are on high
alert so tread carefully and they will slip away good luck 47 thank you
What the hell happened?
Don't hit end.
Well, well, well, I'll have my I get it.
I'm pinned down. It's just one guy
Hmm
the
Stay quiet stay shot
Wait
I
Go away being weird
I didn't see that
You keep it keep it fucking step
You've spread fear within the syndicate
Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh.
Alright.
Goodbye.
Where are you?
You're in the restaurant.
You're in...
stabbing zone.
Understood.
Yeah, the kick's all right.
There goes the bathroom, dude.
Gabba.
It's actually been nice to meet you.
Yeah, I mean, I've never seen you here before.
I apologize, I can sometimes be a bit chatty.
But I'd love to meet new people.
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
Well done for what you said.
be a blow to the syndicate. Kaboom. Kablam. Hey, where you going? Get your ass back here.
There.
Yeah.
Ah.
The aquariums always fill me with such calm, looking at the beautiful fish just serene
in their simple existence.
It takes the stress right out of me.
Syndicate member eliminated.
Well done, 47.
Return to the safe house.
Collect yourself.
I'll be in touch.
Okay bye.
I'll be in touch okay back Jan be it
Bambam Bambam Bambam
Oh my god, a couple of months.
Yes, you can go.
Barbara thinks you're dumb as you're being this thing, right?
Hmm.
Good work back there. The syndicate took a serious blow.
Omega Loan.
There's still much work to get done.
Recuperate and prepare for your next assignment.
I think I'd rather do a Dubai finale.
Is that weird?
I think Dubai is an assassin of our armed with easier, but there are like weird...
...archives.
I think the potential for weird targets is more in reals and creep though.
Let's do Dubai.
Let's do Dubai.
Is it okay if I get S.A.S.O in the last mission?
That's okay.
I'll take S.A.S.O. Wilton over to my I.M.O.
O.I.M.O.
This stills methamphetamine.
Drugs!
His best performance was in the pimp suit.
It's not pimp suit, it's like a boxing suit.
He speaks of Flota, the legend, the man-the-mid, Flota.
Most Mexican who's created by American white dudes?
Looks like a traditional Mexican dish, though.
Taco.
Yeah, that's basically just a fucking sandwich, dude, okay?
Let's get a little deeper than that.
Chocolate spider.
Enchiladas.
Let's go.
I'll be in touch when you reach your destination.
Huevos Rancheros.
Is that like tomato sauce with eggs on meat or some shit?
Welcome to the sector, Dubai. Intel tells us that the operative syndicate members are currently in the area.
Drag them down and do a tutor test.
Watch your step. They're on high alert. It's not going to be easy. Be careful, 47.
Ooh, don't let go!
I'm gonna take this guy out.
it's choking time
I
Bro blow yourself together
I killed him.
Hmm, a fringe?
Can you? Thank you.
Wham! Wham! Wham! Wham! Wham! Wham! Wham!
Fuck, I can't throw my base gun.
No, I swear I can just choke her around this corner right here and move her out of there.
Get some nostel for her.
Fucking psycho bitch!
Like I remind her!
It's just a rock.
Bam bam bam, bam bam bam!
What do I do?
Oh, okay.
Am I looking into?
Hmm.
You good?
Wow.
You good?
I heard that.
The pieces that body of the earth is still there.
I'm really not into it.
I
It seems like some of them search faster than others.
Well, we got that guy up there.
We must become guard.
Hurry up! Hurry up! Hurry up!
Thoughts on Forson? He's chill. He's chill.
My favorite multi-stream.
of
of
of
of
of
Do not care
Too bad they can't like slip on oil cartoon style, dude
We're backing up
That's my certain pipe in a New York bank.
I hate it!
Hmm
Let's go and put this here
Hmm, actually, hold on.
I'm gonna propane that guy, huh?
Hurry... the bar.
No way.
Oh, we can gun lower this guy.
fuck where's it go though
yeah hey
Hmm.
I'm afraid that that guy in the white's gonna grab it instead.
Tongue Tongue Tongue
So her.
Be good.
Why are you freaking around?
No work.
Hey! Do we have an old, authentic weapon?
That's me fucking gun, mate.
Wow!
Wow!
no it no no on Sylvester yeah
great piece of shit I forgot the rat poison yes plan b for big
Um, this bathroom is safe, how do we, man, I need a gun.
Waiter?
Hmm.
Alright, we'll just start checking people out.
see what happens.
The prince going poopy himself.
What's going on outside?
of
the
one
of
the
of
the
of
the
of
the
of
the
Okay, excuse me sir. I think you dropped something
Geez
We don't give him the plug just to be safe.
This again.
Syndicate member eliminated.
Well done, son.
Return to the safe house.
Collect yourself.
I'll be in touch.
See you.
That was goofy.
That was goofy.
Sometimes when I poison that Prince guy, he shows up.
Like the guards will like take up a post on either side of the door, but then sometimes
that happens and I don't really understand why I've provided you with new intel I don't know
that's
silence pistol epic
Dart guns, my beloved.
To me.
Almaras, thanks for selling.
96 months is yep. That's the sexless number.
Hold on.
He might be on something.
Hold.
Yeah, I want to make that gun. Idiot.
Fuck Mary, kill ketchup, mustard, mayo.
Kill ketchup.
Fuck Mayo, Mary mustard.
There it is.
There it is.
You're killing mustard, bruh.
Too spicy for you, dawg.
Should go with it, though.
Spicey Mustard is the only good mustard.
I think every mustard has its purpose in place.
Very narrow-minded view of mustard.
sometimes you just want that fucking yellow mustard on like a deli meat
sandwich dude, you know what I mean? Or a hot dog, right?
I get some spicy mustard for the German pretzel dude. Mustard is versatile.
And so is Mayo for that matter.
Yes or all weaboo's right, Japan loves Mayo.
So you should too.
Okay, we got everything.
Move way out of the way, I'll show you something.
Yeah, I like it.
Got an earring kit?
Previous actions have put them on
Nay, you have big ass ears though
High alert, so you need to be tactical
On the other hand, we do know this
They are here for a business meeting
As for the description, we know that they have blonde hair
They are wearing a necklace, they are wearing a hat and earrings
We also know that the target is a smoker
And they like to read, be it keeping up with the times of simply wanting to be inspired
Use these traits to your advantage. Be cool.
And it's a .47. Good luck.
She went, ahem, ahem, ahem.
Kupi's diet mayo STFU. Dude, I like Kupi mayo, man.
Dude, I like that. The default mayo, you don't talk about fucking like helmets.
Sometimes I fuck with, fucks with that.
I don't really like Miracle Whip though, but I don't think that's really mayonnaise.
of
the
Bren?
Yeah.
She turned, bro.
That's so fucked up.
That's so fucked up.
That's so fucked up.
You got earring?
Didn't realize there was trespass.
okay no them were the target I think she's green I think it's literally it's
It's her. It's her.
She's gonna start running.
Good job, Elyse. You eliminated the leaders.
Return to the safe house. Collect yourself. I'll be in touch.
Got a scat deadl, boys.
You look like you're in need of some hardware.
If you got the cash, I got the products.
I'd like to buy some glue, please.
That one was my favorite one.
I'll be around if you need more.
Why does he want glue?
Birdford, Matt, got the stuff?
We're compromise.
No, this gattie guy is driving me crazy. Every time he sees him, he goes out and walks off the car.
Burmer me, burmer me, burmer me.
Well, there we go.
What the fuck you watched me do?
Fuckin' just walk up and do that shit?
It started to light up.
He lives down there, he's cool with it.
Oh, he's a... what's it called from Vampire?
Go Mastery.
No sprockets.
Yeah.
more connected. Eliminate them all.
No sporadic units.
Prepare and let me know when you are ready.
Hey, yeah.
Take me livin' into sewers and shit. You know what I mean?
Er-ee-oh-uh.
Dub.
He's in the Thieves Guild?
Ward?
Oh.
I don't think we need to like, risk those items, you know what I mean?
We don't need them.
You believe in a civilization of underground people?
I'm gonna say no on the off chance it exists in there like mad that I'm talking about it,
so yeah.
I'm gonna go with no.
I think we will bring a dark gun.
That sounded like yes.
No, no, no.
Got a first-time chatter.
Street underscore hooker.
Which is the people.
Don't watch that dock called Darker Bays.
Okay, I won't.
I won't ever.
Well, people living underground in NYC?
Oh, that's not even like new, dude.
People be living underground in like, eras and like, fucking Seattle, dude.
Vegas.
We're almost good.
Do I live on the ground? Yes.
We should have played Slay the Spire too.
Quick chat. Say the name of a character.
Regent. There you go.
We're good. Purple Omega checks are.
Even as the new character this guy's cultured yes, and I didn't read the first guy who said something
Welcome to Ambrose Island
Intel tells us that there are syndicate members in the area
I trust that you can find them and eliminate them. I trust that shut up
This is not going to be easy
Previous actions have put them on high alert. So you need to be tactical
You know what to do is 37. Stop looking at me, bro
Fuckin' weirdo.
And a man crouching the corner in peace.
watch your mouth around those foreigners they can't take a damn joke
There. These fucking snowflakes, man.
You didn't hear that?
What the hell?
Hey, come in.
I'm looking at...
I don't know.
Seems like an accident.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What?
The guy just fainted?
How did you will this guy already awake?
How did you will this guy is already awake?
don't. This will surely be a blow to the syndicate.
this guy said don't nulcats classic
of
the
I just wanted to be working.
At Moon Moon Fat and Bold from assnose in chat.
We've got an Aspernose bitch.
What say you to this?
Hey there.
I need anything.
Let's go get some hair, dude.
Can I talk to you, please?
I am.
Thanks.
Check this out.
Look at that watermelon, dude.
The food texturing.
How come I can't take this boat?
Bam bam bam, whizzles, emetic gas device.
Hmm, we could shoot this guy.
Or we could rank him to be false.
Waaaaaah, waaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
I saw a cop fixing it on the engine-
You need a wrench for that boat, Exot?
Oh!
The one liner.
Have a nice swim.
impressive work you did back there I'm ready when you've prepped the next
assignment yeah I'm thinking it's Jan be a time
Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Actually, we need that crowbar.
BOOM! This Shambia has harvested so many fucking souls.
This chair's said mods refund.
Mad.
Finding unbongulating today?
Dude, I stay bunguling.
Yup.
Skidding for seven says, how about you jam B a deck in her mouth?
Jam B up.
Can you explain to the normal people in Chihuahua what bungulating means?
Uh, gotta be honest, I was kind of posing just now.
I've got no clue what that is.
I don't think it's for seven, except you.
We got no clue!
We got no fucking clue!
Oh, it was I when I first saw a bike club.
You're like 15.
What was that Drake joke from the other day?
I don't remember.
How'd you see Fight Club in 1977? Yeah, nice one, nice one.
Nice one, nice one.
You still haven't seen Fight Club? I mean, it's okay. You know, honestly, dude.
Why don't you just download an emulator and play the PS2 game, Bruce?
The same experience a little bit.
Is it?
Yeah.
Yes.
Oh, it's party time, eh?
I'm gonna slit your throat.
I'm gonna slit your throat.
Where are you?
Huh?
Oh, she in a restaurant.
Hey, I love to poop.
I love it.
You made it to me.
How many more times do I have to ask about burnout before you play it?
What now, kid?
Yeah.
Lee!
Jesus.
I told him to ask me to get in here.
So I don't know.
Hmm, how do we get in?
Chat, my head hurts. Should I have another coffee?
It's time to go cold turkey.
Hmm. That's not good.
Through the wall!
Through the wall! Dude.
little window oh yeah she saw me clearly through this window you're right you're
not stupid by the way oh my god wait maybe she has x-ray vision like I need
to think of that
well see you later
Oh, you forgot this.
Yeah, I suppose we don't have to go in.
You heard the fuck up, please.
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to.
Exe work, 47. You've spread fear within the Syndicate.
of
Yeah.
Hmm.
Huh huh.
Can I come in?
Can I come in?
I can't come in.
Holy...
What?
Is this a stupid award, dude?
Unfortunately, it rather appears that you ran out of luck.
I can't be a dude.
You know how many lives we had taken on that dude?
Okay, bye, money.
Did we lose anything else?
I'm afraid I had my dark gun on me.
Nope.
Well, I got some good news, fellas.
This.
Is.
The.
Run.
This is...
The...
Run.
I lost me ass acid pistol dude.
Level 200 jacket win. It's in the mail.
That was incredibly stupid. Holy moly dude.
Holy guacamole.
Stop.
Yeah, I don't know. Probably blaming that on like lag or something.
Missive view streams can recap all of your other attempts, thanks.
Yeah, dude. I got you.
I got you, bro. Don't worry.
I'm gonna do it.
Zalaxix for silver.
It's better or worse than SL-1 needle knight later.
Kind of similar.
Because he kind of like, at least the way I was doing it, he needed knowledge of what
was going to happen and who was coming and like what was going to happen when so and
so did so and then so and what, which is kind of this game in a nutshell, a big old knowledge
check and not doing stupid shit like I just did.
I'll be right back with that.
of
I haven't touched it in three years.
Fam?
Oh, hell.
I get it. I get it. I understand now.
Dammit.
You notice they got shot on with a trank and they are?
the audio keeps flipping weird it's not
I'm coming for me, hang on.
It's fine.
I am a 33 year old virgin and I am supremely powerful and I'm coming bro I can help you
You're a cheater! Cheating bitch!
Alright, man. I just love basic god, boys.
I need the upgrade for a kerf, whoa.
I'll play him just talk extremely loud into a microphone for like 10 seconds.
Damn that'd be crazy.
Yes, it appears to have bugged out.
It's working!
It will happen!
It will happen!
as the aposter sure is humor-us...
Hahaha
10 million views
OOOOOOOOH!
Now my kid would have been like...
PURPLE OOF TODAY PURPLE!
PURPLE OOF!
You should tell me to get the cigarettes, I'm gonna wish for cigarettes!
Don't do what Ethan says.
Why not?
Just that's what he wants, do what you want.
What do I want? I want to go home!
Home?
No, around you buddy.
Look, it's paradise!
Weather is perfect every day.
It's like LA.
It's big in LA.
He sucks.
What do I want to do now then?
I wish for the perfect body. Look at me.
Wait, this guy's name is Jesse.
You look like a god.
You are like a god.
I love my body.
I love it too.
Alright, let's go. Let's we can go together.
Let's see.
That is a big fucking sword.
That is a big sword
Don't slice me
The
Great Wealth Transfer of 2023.
There.
What the fu-
Stop!
Heheheh, stop!
What up?
Unlimited power.
I'll be in touch when you reach your destination.
Unlimited power.
Can you? I'm not.
Welcome to Chongqing. Intel tells us that there are syndicate members in the area.
I trust that you can find them and eliminate them.
However, they're on high alert, so you need to be careful.
Be careful 47. And most of all, good luck.
She into lab dude.
Do you think a megabond now that the dust is settled? I think it's really good.
Do I have an urge to play it again? Nope.
But it was good.
I think it's the final form of a...
Like the game is where you automatically attack survivor schemes.
Because my biggest complaint about those kinds of games was it doesn't feel like you have
agency over your character as much as I would like.
Hmm.
I don't know if this comes over here.
free going bro
Hmm
Excellent work 47 you've spread fear within the syndicate
of
the white movies, if I'm being honest
what
monka
stop moving near me
Do you say we've got an activist here?
Alright!
Now we go to the lab.
I forget if I'm allowed to be up here as a street guard, I think I can be.
Oh, we'll wait, we'll wait.
What's the next for 10 seconds?
of
noice
of
the
of
the
whole
But we don't really need it, so...
Yep.
I should be able to just walk in here, I think.
Okay, we're gonna be careful because she's gonna come in by
Please follow the gray line to security check. Thank you
Security protocol overruled
Hey, what could I interest you in?
You know what?
It's a fucking courier dude
Fuck out of here, bitch.
think
they were caught anything in the press ever
It's always scary doing that, man.
I can't believe this.
I fucked up so bad.
How you gonna walk this way, isn't he?
Hey, command. It's me. Nothing worth wasting.
All gone.
of
the
of
the
of
the
of
the
of
the
of
the
So, what's this?
The full body scan reveals potential for various employee failure.
Oh, they're on the side.
There are many parameters and overall there are three categories.
First, we have the physical assessment.
Security protocol overruled.
Security protocol overruled.
I'd just love to know about Royce's project.
Now, if only I had another dog.
She's looking brilliant.
Could be.
Her programming is...
It's like an athlete's body.
Optimize your perfection.
I didn't pick up my shit.
I didn't break.
You break it, you buy it.
Stop, please don't come in here.
Oh my god, she went in there dude. That's so sad.
Woooah!
That's the first mission. It's okay.
Oh, I need so, so...
What the hell am I?
Fuck you, China!
One on eight for seven, then one on eight for seven.
How unfortunate.
I mean I love you China!
Fuck you, duck!
Bad luck, 47.
Failing the campaign has resulted in the syndicate going into hiding.
But don't give up.
I'm sure your next execution will be perfect.
Yeah, we'll see about that later.
hold up. Shoot the gun. Been a while since we've been
to scare. What a shame. And we didn't... We didn't mess up on the guard who's
costume we took when we got down there and have to use a dart on him. We could
on her and she probably would not have even...
Haha, bad nothing!
Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Bob's Ganoush?
She's at Moon Moon, Moon Two Dev, fuck you, weep. Spit.
Can a white boy watch a little anime without getting spat on, dude?
You're white.
Oh
We're good, I know wait put that show away
I'm Maltese, which is kind of what am I considered according to an American?
No.
Question
I'll be in touch when you reach that's from my beard. Yes
Yes.
Pajama dog, and you go...
Oh.
Let's get it, dude.
Girl!
Girl!
Girl!
Girl!
Girl!
Girl!
Girl!
Girl!
Girl!
Girl!
Girl!
Girl!
Girl!
Girl!
Girl!
Girl!
Girl!
Girl!
Someone comes in here eventually, right?
Come.
How do I get down without people getting mad?
Scale!
Hmm.
Oh.
Oh
Oh
Oh my goodness! I need help!
No you don't
What?
I can't use this no oh no
Oh, man.
Holy fuck, dude.
In and out.
In and out, dude.
In and out.
River Baseball, we do.
Go away.
Yes.
All the way away.
Yes. All the way away.
I
What
So thank you
replace the screen with this thing apparently she's trying to impress
late Nathaniel gifting it in his day so he can introduce her to some of the big
shot markings I overheard her talking about it early
expensive gift didn't Randall price
They are killing a lot of people!
At least it'll be the next time we're gonna try a live death.
Not sighted!
Let me tell you that!
Some crazy person killed the one!
People!
Oh my god!
Get him in your sights before he actually does it!
Ah!
Shut up, you bitch!
Easy, cunt. Just let him...
Run dry.
Please, someone help me.
hey
a lot of dead guys
dead guy
dead guy
it's much more
dead guy
He'll never see me come indeed.
Body found.
Body found.
Body found.
Body found.
Body found.
Sophia the steamer.
What's she up to this time?
I always forget how to get up there, I'm stupid.
This is not it.
This is not it.
Am I dumb?
That's not it.
This is not it.
Am I just not in the right building or what?
Am I stupid?
This is it.
No, can't help you man.
sad sad Yoda Yoda sad Yoda not have anything to throw Yoda throw Apple
I found it.
Now.
Let's go for a ride, big dog.
Just kidding.
I'm gonna leave you right here.
Oh.
Oh.
Hmm.
Back to the safe house. I'll contact you later.
Hey, Perm.
RTB.
Come on, fucking way.
T-Sizing for two?
Come on. You know my answer.
Just... weird.
It's not weird.
I
Missed the Jambia it's in a better place now
here
who locks doors
i went the wrong way anyway
Bro, who be lockin' these fuckin' doors, dude?
Why is- Oh, dude.
Stop.
Thank you.
Jesus.
Wait, what axis, though?
There's even really a helicopter in here.
And...
BYE YAAA!
Did I throw my cappella on the floor?
It's okay, we got two at home, dude.
Although we don't have massive money. Honestly, I haven't even really seen that in the shop
We got it
Okay
I don't know why I have these these army that was stupid
Isn't there a freaking time for one of those house decorations?
Um, maybe.
Wait.
Hold up.
Wait, we don't have to bring... hold on.
First, bring in this shit.
Boom.
If I was being sold in the black market, would you buy me to rescue me?
How much?
Not even subbed, don't bother.
Hmm, I don't know. He's still a people though.
You need my Rimworld faction something cool.
Uh, Sephiroth.
Hmm?
Warmlock takes first seven.
You see?
He was people.
You can't judge a book by its cover.
Sometimes they're merely people in disguise.
Can we judge you by your cover?
You do.
You guys make fun of my hair literally all the time
Hey, what if it makes me really sad?
We do not need that
We got the baseball you we got the epic chocolate. Yeah
Let's rat.
I'll be in touch when you reach your destination.
Does it make you sad? No.
No, it does not.
Welcome to New York.
We have intel that the syndicate is active in the area.
But won't you step? They're on high alert.
It's not going to be easy. Good luck, 47.
Hey, oh, that was weird. Hey, oh, we edge
We're right here so good. You don't say he's not sounding press I
Don't need this car battery
get the step and bitch
proceed bitch
I need the crowbar
Well, well, well.
Oh, okay.
Almost.
I wonder if it's possible to do that the exact same time.
I want to tassel, like...
Oh, yeah.
Sweet.
Damn it, you'd wake to dance to him.
Where is he?
Anyone got a visual?
Little fuck Siavler.
Come back, bitch.
Okay, now...
Let's go ahead and get this in here. Yep, yep.
Now it's like nothing ever happened.
Excuse me chair where I need a
uh...
right here
yoink
i'm really sorry but we've had this section off this area for now
the head of security
well at least it's not as bad at that time in queens
remember that
i don't have my trinket right
The 6000 semi incinerated files we had to tape to clean.
Excellent work, 47. You've spread fear within the syndicate.
Excuse me.
We're doing a little limit testing right now.
Well, let's rob the vault while she comes back down here.
Is that the gritty?
We're gonna find my body pile, dude
Oh
I'm gonna get you
Would this
I didn't do that.
Now what if I hit you with one of these?
Well done, 47.
This will surely be a blow to the syndicate.
This way.
God bless!
Where's the- oh, I see.
Understood.
Bouse.
Wow, wow, wow!
Oh we're killing Cokineman dude, that's so sad.
Cokineman had such a bright future in the biz.
Oh my god!
Oh, what happened?
Anyone copy? We got reports of trouble in the neighborhood.
Which biz?
Investing and broken, dude.
Get your ass in here, okay, man?
Who just stores lethal poison?
Who do that?
Can I have a bump?
Thanks.
Syndicate member eliminated. Well done, 47.
Was that cool? I said can I have a bump and then I hit him with my microbar?
Do you see that? Hello?
are
What you're looking very low key I need chop chop people
Don't I kill you
Um.
Excellent work, 47.
You've spread fear within the syndicate.
You should get back at the safehouse.
I'll contact you later.
The old CEO Exxon, the L Classico, also Tanto Blade.
Where, where, where, where, where?
Where, where, where?
You got nothing.
Stand by.
I need help!
See ya!
They never saw him coming.
I don't want to get an epic melee kill on this lady, or guy.
We're bringing the rail gun.
Oh, we got the...
I'll be Maria's neighbor, I forgot.
Yippee!
I was telling you, much people in this group lead you to their leader?
Oh, I don't know.
Why is blood asking question?
Alright, let me tell you what's not going to happen.
No witnesses.
No combat.
Poison guilt.
Now make a gamble? Hell no. I gotta beat this tonight. I think I got time to alt tab.
I don't know!
You're doing it? Thank you.
Stop laughing. It's not funny.
Maybe you forgot, but I asked you to give me a recap earlier and you promised you wouldn't know her feelings. I'm sure it was honest and safe.
I lied.
XD
Bomb. Constructed.
You gonna play a new class in Dark Tide? Nope. Looks lame.
Not interested.
Now if it was a mutant ovarin, with four arms,
Not interested.
Now if it was a mutant ovarin with four arms, and he participated in Mortal Kombat, maybe.
Triple Omega checks.
Thanks for subbing and blast Friday stuff. You're gonna play the new Blizz blue character. Nope
Welcome to whittleton creek playing now, and it's fun the last stand we now know the leader's location
However, you will need to do some recon to make sure you get the right target
But they're on high alert. So tread carefully or they will slip away on the other hand
We do know this they are participating in a hangover as for the description
We know that they have brown hair. They are wearing earrings. They are wearing a hat and wearing a necklace
Okay, as to habits and vices your target enjoys reading and they suffer from dehydration
I'm sorry. We don't have more
Godspeed is this motherfucker from last night, dude
Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well. She's not have a hat
Reading are we loser?
But maybe she has that
all cannot all cannot tell yeah now go drink some water she's drinking some water
Erm, guys? This may be the person.
What are you doing?
Bum, bum, bum.
Send it.
Get back to the safe house. I'll be in touch.
Thank you. It's in the handle, guys.
I'm gonna kill you.
I'm gonna kill you.
One, one, one, one, one, one, one, one.
Parish.
I'm out.
Oh wait
Now we out this piece
Shut the hell up
I'm afraid to walk over here because it's definitely definitely guys with guns
Let's walk around I
Have been randomly pulled up on by these guys despite them not knowing what we looked like in the past
They'd be like oh, yeah, wait, it's probably you don't they sure me kind of like how we killed the leader
Fuck you. End your car.
It's time to return to Master Splinter.
That's quite a lot.
Fair well.
Fair well.
Thank you.
YUP!
That was quick.
Good job.
That's a good one.
You're doing well.
Yeah.
Oh, that was quick.
Yeah.
That was quick.
That was quick.
Good job.
That was quick.
Yeah.
That was quick.
Good job.
That was quick.
That was quick.
You eliminated the syndicate, but this is only the tip of the ice leg, they have more affiliations.
The last pointer directly on Butthole.
Let me know when you're ready.
Yes, chatter, very good. Very good.
On to Butthole. Wow.
We will do this man because I hate actually hold on yeah
sometimes you just gotta pull the twig it
where the fuck is my nail do you
Mumbai dude only use one disguise dude
Remember when we used to call it ADD, now it's ADHD.
Remember that?
ADD.
What changed?
Different things brother?
Sure dude, sure.
Next, you're gonna tell me the Moonland reel.
Glowdarts.
Yep.
Yep.
They just don't get it.
I saw a post on Facebook
Said that if you're on a plane you should be able to see the other end of the world
But you can't. But you can though
You're in a certain kind of plane
I think
You know what I mean?
I think we're good
Blaming greeny, thanks for subbing, brittle bullet, thanks for subbing, Philip J. Fry, thanks for subbing.
What's up, video? Just perfect gravity because oil floated in this glass of water.
Expert level rage rate.
I feel like I thought you were getting on a plane short of that.
I didn't think you'd find out if I sucked.
I didn't think I would.
I thought you were gonna suck.
Bring on Link.
Hey hey hey! Stop that!
Shut up.
Shut up. I'll shoot you.
Can we pull it out?
Oh, we killed someone else.
Well, maybe they should have stayed out of our very evil way.
Can I come back here?
Hello?
Hello?
To me again.
Someone is in shovels.
I don't think we'll have more luck with this new foreman.
Miss Shaw wants to meet him up here for a talk, but he hasn't even left his office yet.
Maybe he's busy making plans.
No.
I think I actually had to see him by telling him what she did to the blood.
Greaties, mister. Hard at work. Smile.
Oh, here we go.
Where is this dude?
He's just walking around to exit me.
Alright.
Looks like we're catching the next boat back to the U.S.A.
Where's Agent 47 from?
Is it dead-end?
Oh, son.
It's from Florida?
Space?
I got a feeling like you guys are screwing with me right now.
I have died in this street before doing a gunfight on the open sub.
There'll be a little, a little bit careful fellas.
Excellent work, 47! You've spread fear within the syndicate. You should get back to the
safe house. I'll contact you later.
D-D-Double kill!
I got a lot of money.
They just banned Sonic.exe from the Sonic subreddit.
They're ushering in an era of creativity.
I can do this map, SASO.
I don't know if I can do Japan ASSF, so we should do this.
Lock quick.
Okay.
Bring the shitty fucking vessel, dude.
And then...
Me, uh, we don't need to bring them.
And then...
Me, Snoi-fa.
Wait, hold on. We can bring the quick one.
It's tactical, so you know it's quick.
We got the poopy pistol.
I wish I had a any epic pistol. Maybe we can purchase one with our cryptocurrency TM.
Wait, I don't need this. We have a lockpick finally.
Jiggles and Chats says he just got 75 Slayer.
Congratulations, what is that unlocked for you?
Gargoyle?
What do gargoyle drop? Anything pog champ?
G-mall, oh sweet!
I sent me to your break and you take it on the second floor so I can look at your trophies.
Oh, we can look now.
Do you most like 10K?
What, 10K gold?
Yeah, but for Iron Man?
Priceless.
It's all matter of perspective lad.
We got this one, we got this one, and we got this one.
I don't know what any of them mean, I'm going to be honest.
I'm going to make some poison.
You're not an Iron Man, you're a bugger, Helm?
So what?
It's time to stop discriminating.
Vector 2 Evans, they've sold.
Those are for complete different types of campaigns like 10 times.
Tells us that the operative syndicate members are currently in the area track them down and do what you do best
But they are on high alert. So tread carefully or they will slip away
Good luck 47. Okay
gun stop there
like if we get into the window hold up swag moment
Wait hold on, let's use the sniper on this one. Just kidding.
Holy fuck, they're booking him!
Actually drawing board 47
You ever gonna lay boys
Let's get it
Wow
Bad luck 47 failing the campaign has resulted in the syndicate going into hiding
But don't give up. I'm sure your next execution will be perfect. Let me know when you're ready.
Okay, man. Let's sign up money, though.
Now we're talking to you. Holy!
Oh, yeah.
Dude, that kind of fucking blows cock.
Holy shit, dude.
I think that's the worst way I've ever died.
I think I panicked and put my gun away or something.
I did something like where like I could not react fast enough.
You threw a battery on water and walked over it.
Didn't I drop it on the water?
Oh, um, we need to go.
I'll be in touch when you reach your destination.
You blow yourself up a base once, it's hard to beat that.
That was if you died at base.
Welcome to Hokkaido.
The city is currently operating in the area.
Find them and eliminate.
However, they're on high alert, so you need to be careful.
Be careful 47.
Am most of all good luck.
Come along big man, come along.
Gotta hurry, gotta hurry, gotta hurry.
You, you wanna buy something?
Shut the hell up man, I got it.
Well done, Forty-seven.
This will surely be a blow to the Syndicate.
Return to the safe house.
Cleft watcher.
I'll be in touch.
Where where where where where is the left here?
Where where
So yo security guard hold up, okay, I'll wait
Hey stop right there
One minute!
Not bad.
Can history ever think of it? Not bad, not bad.
I will take this.
I will take...
These? I will take these. I need lockpick and sirenge.
That was the fastest mission I've ever done I think.
swag much more like it over here dude
hello found it
I'm running diagonally because it's faster.
Wait.
We Gucci.
Every time he goes AFK, he fails.
Am I going AFK? He fails the mission? I'm going to need you to stop going AFK, bro.
Thank you.
Agent 47 is a clone made in Romania.
Ooh.
A pizza clone? Does that mean he doesn't have dick?
How'd that work?
Find them and eliminate
However, this is no walk in the park. They are on high alert. So you need to be careful
Don't disappoint 47. Good luck
Who are you? It's behind the laundromat
if I dart this guy where the fuck is he gonna puke dude
Whatcha doin' Bouse?
Smokin' eh?
I don't even know where there's propane in this map, I want to be honest.
Fuck.
Oh my god dude.
Middle rooftop there's one?
Hmm.
Oh he's shuffin dude.
Hmm
You have something to hide now my
modernity entertaining I suppose
What he said smell
What
Very nice
Why do we get in there?
Did you miss the soccer talk today? No man. We were waiting for you to get here bro.
There's gotta be like an outfit I can use to get in there.
What for your turtle leaf, silly?
Let's just go on the rooftop.
Boppaaay!
of
Oh, this place is clean now.
Now we're trespassing.
Where's the fucking camera dude?
I want to become the general
That's the poop dart gun. I used the wrong one.
Oh, is this a bathroom there?
I'm the general now, fool.
I gotta get a down one, fool?
No.
No
Bro, look at me. There's a fence here now. What the fuck? Oh
No
to
Let's go buddy. Let's go buddy. Let's go buddy
How do you think it's rough?
Ro-ro
Well, maybe there's something in the yield closet
Haha, of course not
Our last target we probably have to ametic.
Oh my gosh, where this guy comes out here, this is not good.
We can leave the other two on the floor because it's an accident.
He dances!
He's shmoovin'.
How do we kill this guy?
He's smoking too!
I'm hoping where he said there's a fence there.
I'm out of here.
I swear I do not know how I should kill this guy.
Let's go!
Let's go!
Hello toonpin, hi hi hi.
Stay sharp.
He's gonna walk up far, dude.
What's the plan?
Do we knock him out?
Those are all real people.
Okay.
Anyone there?
Those are all real people.
Ooh.
Return to the safe house collect yourself. I'll be in touch
Launch three boys lotion
Fuck you.
Okay.
What do you think we should have done?
Propane.
But there's other people around.
Poop dart.
If I poop dart, he goes straight to the forum by his neck.
Walk in with him.
The doors don't close, they just fucking use it while it's open, man.
Who's in the space unit? Are you saying he was smoking?
He wasn't smoking, he was in the space unit.
It rather appears that you've run out of luck.
Back to the drawing board, 47.
It's time. It's time.
Drop a 9 and 200 times a lume away, so that doesn't always work. In that particular
situation, there were guards around and guards-
As you failed your campaign for the same, the syndicate's got away.
So at any point of luring that guy who's a guard, then here's the thing nice to know.
Let me know when you're ready to come in new assignment.
So, what's a lad to do?
E-e-eh-eh.
Look up, lock him in.
Yeah, I'm gonna go piss, and then we're gonna sit down and do the most legendary gaming
session of all time.
Does that chill, lads?
Let me put some shizz away.
Let me prepare.
I've seen a lockpick.
Er, eh, ah, ah.
wait
dude, no gap in the fucking fence huh?
hahaha
just fucked up
that is fucked up
Is there much of a difference in difficulty between normal HF and HF variations mod?
Right there is why variations can be kind of fucked up, because you don't get that map
in normal hardcore freelancer, you don't get that map.
Which means you don't get that variation from King, which means there is no map that you
can possibly get in the non-modded version where you have to deal with that particular
suspect.
And honestly, dude, apart from positioning a propane perfectly, I don't know how to
to get the guy and I guess I could appropriate that guy and then a medic started the chef
guy and drowned him. I think that's probably what I had to do. But I don't even know where
the fucking the shit is man.
Where back was like
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
Welcome to Paris. Intel tells us that there are syndicate members in the area. I trust
that you can find them and eliminate them. But this is not going to be easy. Previous
sections have put them on high alert so you need to be tactical don't disappoint
47 good luck third-rate contracted at this home flight rig 7
yeah thanks for God 7
I
Have a little English guy came through a while back. What was he carrying?
Shut up job, I
Got downstairs
Oh shit.
Nope.
This is my, my first amendment right?
Oh, right here.
What's up fellas?
It's choking time!
Oh, no. It's me. I think I found a dead body here. Shit.
Whoa! Syndicate member eliminated. Well done, 47.
One, one, one.
Still got to kill someone with our gun here, lads.
It's here.
The one's upstairs?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Nice outfit.
Not a nice one at all.
Well done, 47.
This will surely be a blow to the seniors.
You should get that to your house.
I'll contact you later.
No, I don't think so.
No, I don't think so.
Neco the Serval Streams.
Thanks for Prime Sub and Booby.
Thanks for God Sub and Lord of the Manor.
I don't want to camp you.
Thanks for God Sub and Lord of the Manor.
Let me know when you're ready to continue.
I'll be waiting.
We're bringing out the baseball bat.
We will also grab some quick cash.
What?
We can put this away.
Have a good trip.
Good speed run, man!
How many targets?
Welcome to Thornbridge Manor.
We have been informed that the syndicate is currently in operation here, but you know
what to do.
But, they are on high alert, so tread carefully or they will slip away.
You know what to do, 47.
I need this baseball bat.
He saw him man.
I found that's true though.
Now he was here when the saviour man of Carlile's office was repaired last week.
Well, fuck, I saw my ass.
Pretty sure they keep walking, right?
Nope.
I don't need that. Farewell!
Remember we were abusively poisoned when the target started sleeping?
I can't fucking see.
I was in that we had a really good talk about it actually what did I tell you she's a sensible one
And that stuff from your accent with manipulation 101. I know I know I guess I thought she was gonna read into them
and freak out
Silver take point
Holy shit
We hide right here
Uh-huh.
Got a blast!
I
You you want to buy something you name it I got it. Oh, I killed her I killed the wrong guard
Whoops come back any time
Well done 47. This will surely be a blow to the syndicate.
On top of everything Rosie thinks she's in love with young Patrick. And that's a breaking heart.
Oh
Okay, I'll give a fuck
I'm not sure if you can see it, but it's a pretty good place to go.
There's like a million people here.
What was that gun?
Her door might be locked. That's okay.
I like how it's okay to be out here.
That don't make sense.
Why would anyone be out here?
Unless they were head maids
Shoot door with gun you can't really do it without using an exploit with a pistol and that's all I got
No, no.
Levitate.
How'd that dart not hit her, dude?
That was fucked up.
we'll grab our bath before we leave
what's the exploit if you keep pausing and shooting like you can shoot
immediately after you unpause, so there's no delay. Essentially, I think that's how it works.
Which the game begins to think that you're using
an automatic gun.
Unfortunately, it's better to suck in this or MGS5.
I liked them both for different reasons.
Probably this game.
We got an ace pick.
We got an ice pick?
Probably this game.
I like them both.
Okay, ice pick acquired.
We can bring...
Nah, I don't want to bring an SMG.
Thanks.
Bom, bom, bom, of Action Seal or DMC5, which has better self.
DMC5.
I brought my, uh, Emetic Dork Gun.
work 47 we finally tracked down the syndicate leaders whereabouts however we
do not know the exact identity of the target so you'll have to do some recon
okay watch your step they're on high alert it's not going to be easy
nevertheless we do know this they are attending a covert meeting we also know
that they have blonde hair they are wearing a necklace they are wearing
Neurings and wearing a hat as to habits and voices your target suffers from dehydration, but worst of all
They are paranoid. I'm sorry. We don't have more
Good luck 47. I forgive you
God, I'm so dead.
Here we are, please.
Big man.
What the B-O-A.
That person was reading.
That person was reading.
We have paranoid and dehydrated.
What the fuck was that guy doing up there, bro?
You need to remember, Ice Pit killed.
of
of
Yeah, they're doing the same thing.
This guy might not have an earring though, I forget.
You're just gonna stand over there and do paranoid stuff?
We go for it. We only really have one chance at this.
Because getting another ice pickerino shot don't be tough
Let's go for it. It's an assassin
The leader has been eliminated
I'll be in touch
dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip
I heard that
of
I don't know if any of these go- Oh, some of those gore see you up in SMJ.
Where's the fucking camera?
I don't trust that guy fellas not one bit
Copy command
Still looking
No sign of the purple
That boy stinked me from jumping
Well done
It's more of irrelevant to the way that you play
However, I have one like that already connected finish the job take them all down and you will be fine
I expect it return to me when you're ready
I hate the accident kills one so lamb not a fan
bro how many fuck it dude
Uh, yonk?
We about to do no side of the exos, dude.
Here man, we good, probably.
Lethal injection counts as an accident.
Not critic.
Uh, there was one other thing. I'm not gonna bring my medic up for this. Not for money.
Dude, do it again.
Watch those gun parts one more time bro, see what happens.
It's getting explosive too.
How come I can't see alerta?
Press F5.
Don't refresh it, Stux.
I turned it on.
I know what it looks like.
And I know you're wrong.
This guy's just hating, dude.
That's not Daigobu.
Honestly, the only reason this challenge is taking me so long is because I refuse to exercise
the amount of like significant patients and these patients for sure. That's literally a...
That's truly...
Holy fuck, what's the best puzzle game? That man freelancer, dude.
Welcome to Mumbai. The Syndicate is currently operating in the area. Find them and eliminate.
But watch your step. They're on high alert. It's not going to be easy
You know what to do 47
He about to turn around
To your water
Who the hell are you?
Who's the guy, dude? Chill.
That's it.
It's me. It is imperative you notify me of Suisaka's barbershop.
Holy shit!
I should have told you to make sure we understand Suisaka.
And for now, sing on me at once and I'll finish off you in one.
Well done for you.
This will surely be a blow to the Syndicate.
Syndicate member eliminated well done 47 and now we wait
What's my favorite M&M bar
they're dead bro still the cyber we're gonna get them
Oh, what's that?
What's that?
Grab me, grab me, let's jump.
Come on.
There he is.
Yeah.
He's a mid, or what?
He's a mid.
He's a mid.
He's a mid.
He's a mid.
He's a mid.
He's a mid.
He's a mid.
He's a mid.
He's a mid.
I think we can get out this way.
Oh, yeah
Hey wake up. I need to know who did this talk to me
See you
Let's try the surrender on this guy, actually I could just shoot him and leave.
Pum pum pum pum pum pum pum pum pum pum pum pum pum.
What?
Chill out.
No entry fills.
Based on what?
The other night
Hey based on what
Move.
Going down for a quick dart, are we, bud?
Going out for a dart, are ya, bud?
It didn't work, 47. You've spread fear within the syndicate.
Oh, fuck, I don't have the gate.
Get back to the safe house. I'll be in touch.
It's just a gate. Push it open, bitch.
As I said...
Where was the dart? I don't have the, uh, emetic dart gun.
The medic darkened it, collector's the medic darkened it, I'm gonna try and keep her...
Silent Assassin.
It's just too valuable.
Too tweaking valuable. Now if I had the regular one that wasn't collector's edition, then I would have darted her butt.
Impressive work you did back there. I'm ready when you've prepped the next assignment.
We're getting some good luck, fellas.
Almost too good. Make targets slip, can't do boss.
Boom.
Waiting for SASO showdown? Only I can manifest that into existence.
you link and I hereby declare that that shall not happen this time
Banana. Pick up the banana. Nice 360 though, sick.
Oh, Drupal checks weapon? We're good.
I have anything I don't need, no.
No football talk, let's talk MSI. TL lost again, why?
Americans aren't good at League of Legends.
Zykl constantly airing?
Never have been? Never will be.
Blaze and Monkey, they fizzle.
YELL BUSTER!
Anyone hear that?
And there's a good one.
Activate!
This will surely be a blow to the Syndicate. Syndicate member eliminated. Well done, 47.
Hmm, should we hide? I think we're okay.
We are not okay, I must say, bro, I'm back.
Well, going to work.
We have a security breach, but don't worry, the pros are here.
Watch and learn.
Did I grab the console key card?
and
You fucking idiot.
Wait, it would be easier if I just became a cop.
Hmm, how do we do this?
Turn around, bitch.
The source-looking-ass-chat, whoa.
The fuck it cop right there, man?
Leave.
This goes down.
Which one go up, though?
There's gotta be another way up there.
Can I become Consulate Employee XD?
Where you going? Come this way. Howard. Come this way, Howard.
He didn't come this way by the way.
Keep it steppin', fool.
Got him, ass.
You should get back to the safe house.
I'll contact you later.
I might have it.
Yeah, absolutely.
I'll be around if you need more.
You fucking move, bitch.
I'll force her to you.
I can't believe that guy died to Banana.
So sad.
Oh
Hell dude
So, I don't know what I'm thinking.
See ya!
Wham wham wham wham wham!
We did the most horrible way to die, isn't it?
Impressive work, 47. Let me know when you're ready for your next assignment.
burning. Jesus. Here we go. All right. Free target SAF so Wilson Creek. Surely we can
do that surely we can do that
I don't know I'm gonna make inventory space
Being sawed upside down staring at the crime.
Someone's thought of this before.
Anonymous extricating is up to Earth's while.
I need a gun.
We probably don't need more than one dark gun.
Let's rock.
Grab a baseball and then let's rock.
There's a kid diving incident that was investigated as a murder, but it turns out the guy chose
to stab his own heart instead of drowning to death.
And we...
Scapism.
He describes his victim as being propped between two small boats, one, oh my god.
I don't want to finish reading that.
You ever broken a bone?
No.
People really go to cave diving into the asshole of the Piazzalbub and then kill themselves
all surprised.
Yeah, true.
They'd be like that.
They do be like that, man.
Godspeed, 47.
They do be like that, man.
No cap.
No... flipping... cap.
Oh.
Oh, fuck.
No.
Might be small, but I don't have a fucking car, dude.
I really can't follow them with this right now.
There ain't no way.
How come this guy isn't like aggro?
Maybe he's just so into his work or some shit?
These two are Swile, dude nice bokeh.
Me when I'm Earthwile?
This is nice.
Hmm. Nice.
Huh?
Do not care.
Oh, look over here.
Really?
That's explosive.
And by a lot, I need all of them.
Hello, my friend.
Anybody there?
Weird.
I didn't like the sound of that.
Always sus doing this one, I think.
Hey, find out what that was.
Yeah, yeah, okay.
What the hell?
What the hell?
Stop throwing things. It's not nice, okay?
How do we not fuck this up?
Uh, I guess.
Uh, who cares?
How do we not fuck this up?
I stuck with the Erudal plan.
I'm going to take out the cameras before I get busted by one, that I am not acutely aware of.
front, front, front, front, front
You had a god damn squirrel in that costume that could have been used for a while
You know what I like about you guys?
You're just so chill
Oh my god
Who is that?
Is that a guard or something?
Airman?
This guy comes over here and like chills in the fucking corner dude, so annoying.
All right.
what not good man it wasn't dude do it
finish up I got a I got a moved up propane
I don't even know where I can shoot this from if I'm being honest.
Bom, bom, bom, bom.
Go do cameras.
Nah, he's about to move.
He doesn't move this guy.
Perfect.
Maybe we can get up from this room right there.
I don't know what I'm doing.
I don't know what I'm doing.
Who the fuck is that?
that
We're stood only, oh my god.
I was literally mentally thinking about taking this disguise.
Get in the zone, dude.
Get in the fucking zone.
of
Like something, it's pathing is so weird, dude, it's actually so weird.
Might be stuck.
I almost said take him out.
Gotta be careful.
He's not your love. Oh, yeah, he does.
Who's there?
Yoda with a hammer?
What the fuck was that?
of
possibly definitely have a roof shot
I cannot fucking see it that's so sad dude
hmm
I'm gonna get him right there.
Fuck man, he stands there so long, man.
This dude's not there.
Let's try darting him, see where he goes.
We hit the long shot though.
There's a guy right there.
This guy moves, right?
I'm about to be real disappointed by this, I think.
Re-throwing up.
up
and he's going to south
Oh my god, he's gone mad.
Hey, wouldn't you like to come out to the stand and join us giving away all these wonderful muffins?
Oh, I'd love to my darling, but I've got to do some sewing. Janus has a dressing gown that needs a few touch ups and he's getting anxious.
Oh my god!
Listen, if you've been in an accident, I'll get help, okay?
Station 8.
Nothing to report.
Son of a bitch, dude.
Someone please help me!
Someone please help me!
Bro, what?!
This is Alpha 3, how copy, over?
It's too early to tell if it's just an accident or...
Someone is behind it.
Station 7, still looking to report.
Everything looks good.
Come on, get up.
Don't waste my time.
Unfortunately, he got away. You don't know that
Is it going back to bombing not done yet
What a nice police officer
Bro, ain't no way, dog.
There simply is no way.
We're gonna lure him into the garage...possibly.
Well done, 47. This will surely be a blow to the Syndicate.
I'll be in touch brother it's so sad man it's so fucking sad man
the
the
How unfortunate, it rather appears that you run out of luck.
Back to the drawing board 47.
So unfortunate.
Bad luck, 47.
Failing the campaign has resulted in the syndicate going into hiding.
But don't give up.
I'm sure your next execution will be perfect.
Let me know when you're ready.
Well, at least we didn't die, I suppose.
I'm motherfucker dude.
We need a dark gun.
What do we got on us?
God damn man!
Holy bucket shit, dude.
Welcome to Veneto Yates, Argentina. Intel tells us that there are syndicate members in the area.
I trust that you can find them and eliminate them.
However, this is no walk in the park. They are on high alert, so you need to be careful.
Don't disappoint, 47. Good luck.
Good luck.
Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom.
Oh, let's try some goofy shit, shall we?
Oh!
Come on!
I heard something weird.
I'm gonna go check it out.
What?
I wonder what that should be.
I mean it don't look like no one's around.
Okay bro what?
Uh huh.
What was that?
Command.
I just heard a weird noise.
I'm moving into a investigate.
Okay.
Freaky.
Did I win my last run?
No.
What is the fucking deal, man?
Okay.
okay we might have a possible disturbance I'm moving to investigate we'll keep you posted
I think they'll see me in there.
Oh, yeah, that's just typical.
Well, that's good.
to know where's me where's the crowbar Billy where's the crowbar Billy where's
There's the crowbar, Billy!
Now, we lure her all the way over here, dude.
Easy peasy.
See what the hell that was.
Okay then.
Wow.
Hmm.
Sir, I think you dropped something.
Okay.
I know you heard that, bitch.
Nothing here.
Everything's fine.
Okay.
Whatever.
Oh, come on.
Can you just go see what it does?
Oh, sir.
I think he dropped this.
We're gonna wait for her.
Come to the murder bush if you dare
Don't see the body.
Okay.
Hello.
Hello.
Huh?
Dude, on the show, how do you have a blood drive?
Jesus.
Bro, what?
But what?
Is this route you're taking?
Die, bitch.
spread fear within this syndicate.
This guy's an easy vax I think.
Disregard.
Oh my god.
Hmm.
Hmm
Now, which part of the field will you bomb it in, man?
Pick a good one.
Pick one far away from...
Dude, so embarrassing to bomb.
You don't want anyone to see you bombing? So gross.
You seem to be walking toward more people though, which is kind of pissing me off, I'm gonna be honest.
I know there's a bathroom over here.
What better time than now fellows? He says as he realized that he does not have a
syringe.
I need you to walk the fuck away dude.
I'll be in touch.
Oh!
As I say, in the most free kill of all time, I want you to go fuck yourself a little bit.
How about that?
Come on, go, go, go, go.
Fuck yourself.
Showdown.
I kinda like Showdown New York, to be honest.
Fuck it.
I don't know if that's Stockholm syndrome or what.
Excuse me.
We require a lockpick.
First wild syndrome.
What do I mean?
What do I mean though?
Where the fuck is anything out here?
The furthest possible point, that's a dub.
Earth's While in a sentence? I'm being honest, I don't know what that shit means.
Susan looked out on the water with an Earth's While expression.
What a...
Huh?
That works.
What does it mean, I guess?
That did not work.
That did not work, guys.
That was not correct.
I'll be in touch with your mutual destination.
That was not correct!
Welcome to New York. The syndicate is currently operating in the area.
Find him and eliminate.
Oh, but...
However, they're on high alert, so be careful.
Be careful for the second. They're most of all, good luck.
You dead?
They've all seen me.
They won't matter soon, fool.
Hurry up.
I need this hammer.
Terrell LaFrencix for sub-ins says a bomba-clot?
Bombo-clot.
Bombo-clant.
Dude.
Get your ass out of here, I'm not waiting anymore.
Yoda with a hammer.
Yeah, we could put a boy.
Oh, it's just stupid hot down here.
Do not turn on the thermostat.
face yeah me here just checking on a string sound
what you there command yeah looks like an accident yeah coke yeah it's going in
ground. That's a big accent. The clouds, the fumes, the toxic fumes.
five
It's robbery time.
I nearly forgot about it's removing the camera's time.
Hurry.
Hurry.
Dude, we got the slowest possible cycle, dude.
We got the slowest possible cycle dude.
I'm gonna kill ya.
I'm gonna kill ya.
I'm invisible.
It's important, but expect a big no
Mr. Bodyguard. Hey
So
Do not move another muscle
Well, well, well, it would appear it is time for murder enough is enough
Well done 47 this will surely be a blow to the syndicate
well well well I'm gonna shoot you with my gun old style actually older
I hear you man, wow, excuse me, I think you forgot something, I did not forget anything
Actually
I strongly say hey hey get up
Oh, oh no you
Excellent work, 47.
You've spread fear within this syndicate.
Hey, get some backup over here!
There's trouble getting here!
Guys!
where's the last person stock market more like cock more like cock market sorry
I just say the joke again I just start over more like cock market I'm saying
one more time in case anyone in here...
This motherfucker again!
We go ahead and with the fade away
The the the bubblow
Syndicate member eliminated
Well, gotta go get back to the safe house. I'll be in touch
Say a funny one-liner hmm looks like your final check has been cashed
I think I'm ready.
Looks like your final check has been cached.
Hehehehe.
Mm-mm, do I need anything at the vendor?
What?
Tell me there's a save.
Tell me there's a safe.
Dove.
That's a dub, right there.
dub.com
Didn't ask, don't care.
I swear, God, while I'm playing this dude, I literally have to, like, repeat a mantra
of patience so I don't get impatient.
Like, be patient.
The early bird gets the worm.
The early bird gets the worm.
Oh, that's the opposite.
How?
Can you ban insert person here and he needs a break from his screen for the day?
There's mom?
Heh heh heh.
Chad, is he close to beating the game?
I would say so.
Now, realistically, in terms of pure numbers of missions, no, no, but I feel like we've
entered the flow state, you know what I mean?
Yeah, I know what you mean.
Yeah.
It's chill.
Check this shit out.
Check this shit out.
More like Choke State.
Welcome to Thornbridge Manor.
This is the last stand.
We now know the leader's location.
However, you will need to do some recon to make sure you get the right target.
But be careful, they're on high ground and they don't want them to slip away as to why they're here.
Well, we know this. They are attending a secret meeting. As for their identity, we know that they have red hair.
They are wearing a necklace. They are wearing earrings and glasses. As for characteristics, the most target has a tendency to enjoy food of any kind.
But worst of all they are paranoid. I hope these tells can be used to your advantage
Don't disappoint 47. Good luck. I won't I
Am become you
Well
Well, well, well.
Hmm.
I wonder if we could quickly duck in there.
Wait.
I got...
I forgot. We might scare off the people.
Fortunately, none of them are here, but...
Yikes.
It seems like it might go back to normal here.
In which case that was totally one million percent calculated, dude.
Fucking bitch.
Stair camping ass bitch.
Oh, now he's moving. Oh.
Sure.
Let's check this person.
of
the
death
of
of
a
new or not ourselves by the way
I don't care about the tests
well I thought she'd be mad at me but
she thanked me
are you washing Patrick's color again
yeah
yeah I'm washing it
yeah
security detail at a stage funeral event tomorrow
I believe that's him.
There's a lookout.
Hurry up, man.
He's got your ring glasses, red hair.
this is her yes indeedy yes indeed I doubt that's true though
There you go.
Help!
How do we kill you safely?
Skrrt!
Behind the rock, mayhaps?
Don't stop it.
Okay, getting pissed off.
off? Incredibly angry now?
Oh, she's coming down here.
Sweet. What are you doing?
Whatever.
Whatever.
Dude, we're so dead of your dude. So fucking dead, man.
Do something cool.
The leader is eliminated.
Well done, Fortisun.
Get back to the safe house.
I'll be in touch.
See ya!
Well done.
Well done, 47.
The simulacist has been eliminated.
We've been here too many times.
However, I haven't tell that they were more connected.
Finish the job.
Take them all down, and you will be well rewarded.
Get back to me when you're ready.
show
Hell yeah, dude
SMG because it is concealable
Boom-boom-boom-boom-boom take out China first. Yeah
We will bring this.
And...
thinking if I need to pick a lock.
I think we do. Oh, did I get a lockpick?
Second dude stickers up.
Let's grab.
syringe? Yes. We should make another syringe in case we meet her.
How do you start with legendary and epic weapons? Normally you start with nothing on the wall, right?
That's correct. And you don't start with them.
You are correct, sir.
EpicMT went to smoke the NA team in League of Legends.
Dude, you guys see the Ludwig v. Tyler I first attend on EdEvo?
Dude, oh my god, man.
They're playing Street Fighter 6, dude.
And Ludwig basically tricks Tyler I into thinking...
that he was going to show up and play a character named JP who is in my opinion
one of the worst three-fire characters has ever been made or put into a
three-fire game. That's just me personally.
Um, the entire one plays Modern Guile.
Okay.
And he, he got the high master, I guess, in a ranked, which is not bad.
I watched him play Street Fighter and basically he win quits or blocks people to beat him.
You know what I mean? Like he'll win once and then leave or if he loses once then he'll leave.
You know what I mean? Basically, kind of like, you know,
using every advantage to get a higher rank. And at what cost though, right? You have to ask.
And that cost is simple. Getting 10-3'd by a guy who practiced a secret character against you
On the evo stage because Ludwig tricked him into thinking he would show up as JP. He played Marissa
Instead and then beat him temporary just piping a lower rank
Very funny very funny
That was scummy though, that's not scummy bitch
And honestly the whole reason I brought up is because there are people there are chatters online
online who think that's scummy who you think that's scummy guess what motherfucker
growing up in the arcades playing three-fighter and what not
I can't tell that the syndicate is out of the game
I'm gonna tell you right now however they're on high alert so you need to be careful
there's a point 47 good luck
Pete motherfuckers literally would fake bind and this wasn't necessarily in their case like
like in terms of stuff.
They would bind buttons on their fucking arcade sticks
to do nothing so that they could hit their pad
or their fucking arcade stick
and make the person next to them think
that they were hitting buttons,
but actually they were hitting ghost buttons
that didn't fucking nothing, dude.
Okay.
The essence of fighting games is mind games, dude.
And what greater mind game
to trick your opponent into thinking that you're playing one character only to play another character.
In fact, historically throughout like tournaments in the last like 20, 30 years dude,
people will have one main character and then they'll have like a pocket character that they try, sometimes.
Uh, it normally doesn't work out very well, but sometimes it does.
It's just so fun. It's so fucking fun. Just saying like it's like, oh, that's so scummy.
Holy fuck, dude. Fighting games are a 1v1 mind game. That's all it is.
It's like it's not a anything but that that's why they're cool that's why I'm
not good at them because I've got a very tiny brain
Brighton?
I was gonna jump in through the street. What am I doing?
Dude, the actual legit amount of rage on Tyler once by half, dude.
Genuinely funny.
Honestly, wondering what is good about this game, I always see them being Yoda, but they
don't notice it's the same guy.
Huh?
What the fuck did you just say to me bitch I'm sorry
We might have a possible disturbance I'm going to investigate we'll keep you posted
Okay, wait, I'm gonna poison this guy
And then we got a little one of these
Excellent work 47 you've spread fear within the syndicate
Where's the...
Yeah, they're just above us.
Can you go the fuck away, dude?
I'm registering a VC2 on the second dreamcast of my college housemates.
I was undefeated for three to four months.
Yeah, but did you ever go to any of these?
Any 20 minutes?
You know, I enjoy your company.
That's nice.
you know I enjoy your company that's nice me too yeah that last guy wouldn't
shut up about the experiments have a thousand questions an hour see why are
those experiments huh
Now over here stuff
Dev come
I'm over here, bro. I fucking dare your ass. I dare you to
Hmm
This will surely be a blow to the syndicate
One, one, one, one, one, one!
That's three seconds, I'll say.
Had a scared daddle, boys.
Jump down. What the fuck?
You don't district
Vendor hell no we're on a speed run
See ya
I'm like the type of person who have played Sagat and Vanilla S3, Fighter 4.
No.
I played Dunlop.
Not very well, minor.
Um... excuse me.
We probably do not need this.
And then we grab these.
Well.
Dude, if we start on that cliff, it's so fucked up, actually.
We get a classic pussy too?
Pussy too?
Oh, we certainly don't need that.
We do, however, need a gun.
What can we get rid of here?
Probably that.
We don't need that.
Am I going to visit the Obama Presidential Library?
Only if they have that one thing, where is it the city council meeting goes?
Need them ribs?
That pussy too?
On repeat, on like a CRT?
That would be awesome.
Why and here we have the ribs and pussy too.
Room.
It's the CRT on one of those little trays or the fucking
the thing that they would roll out when they would play movies in school or whatever.
Safe journey, sitting in the middle of like a white room.
It's like an art piece.
Welcome to Hokkaido.
We have been informed that the syndicate is currently in operation here, but you know what to do.
However, they're on high alert, so you need to be careful.
Good luck, 47.
Thanks.
Sorry, I was gonna have rude.
How late it took.
Okay, they're both in the fucking...
The hard area.
Nice.
Okay, hold on. Guys, there's no guard here. What the flug? Get your butt in here, mister.
And you better not bring anyone else. Like this guy. I'm not positive where he is going.
Really?
We still need to become bodyguard.
What the hell are you doing idiot?
Hey you better not be one of them drug fiends looking to sell your perfectly formed hat
for a picture hat.
What the f-
Oh.
That's not me.
Probably.
We're about to get spotted by a camera.
That's a little harsh, isn't it?
A total ban?
I don't know.
Patient, good guy.
I was warned of that.
Burn?
Now we go over here.
And then we wait for this chud.
And one of my targets is a doctor down here.
And then I put him right here.
And I don't ever move him.
And I hope that no one comes to find him.
Is there a place to store him?
yes okay we're actually gonna bring them down because I got to shoot this
surveillance recorder
Moka
do you come inside so like right here this is where I would chant my patience
Please no cameras out here, I've got to check.
Yippee!
So many people that haven't heard of one.
Fuckin...
You're worth me.
Got any rats I could make the weirdest down well a waste of time
Great do something about
How do we even get this for worry oh?
No, he's in his own room, dude
Hey, so you're the curators research. Hey, let me get
He was not in his own room.
No, he was not.
So hold on.
I'm like a luggy here.
I mean we could take you out though, bitch Yeah, nothing over here either
I don't know. Maybe we should find out Right in front of that thing where I'm gonna knock
you out hey that was mildly annoying
bitch oh we could totally get it I'm almost positive he walks in this room
get your ass in here big dog it's fleeting go time
oh it's not gonna work
oh he's coming
What was that noise?
Weird.
Go over there now.
He's not going.
It's pissing me off.
Oh, he's going.
There's just no way!
Wait, this lady's easy to get, if we can dart her.
You know, honestly?
What's up?
Sorry.
Sorry.
Please stop yelling at me.
She comes back in here, so we wait right here, and then we dart her, and then she walks the bathroom, and then we drop her, and then we leave.
Fuck man, we might be able to...
Oh no.
I think we'll just kill her right here.
Give her to Jan, then skedaddle.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh
I'm not scared, I'm not...
Excellent work, Forty-Seven, you've spread fear within the Syndicate.
Return to the safe house, collect yourself, I'll be in charge...
Oh, guys, look around me.
Syanara.
That map's so fucking bullshit, dude.
Excellent work back there 47. Let me know when you're ready to continue. I'll be waiting any safe
multiple safe
Where's the one liner? I'm a lot of one liners, bro. We don't need that don't need that
We're just in a bomb.
Move to your first house. You have GZ's in the chat.
I did.
G? Who's he?
y'all emo chief maybe they want to
congratulate that guy what's wrong with
being kind
first adult chatter ever how do you go
with your audience aging up you guys
Those are my age, man.
Ha ha ha ha.
These are my age.
I'm 74, and I drive every day on the highway.
And I look at my phone while I do it.
I feel so angry I've never seen an elderly person driving, actually.
Like someone who is like clearly too old to be driving.
You're driving five under.
as unsafe as driving five over.
A cop will pull you over for going five under.
Both way urge, 47.
Same as five over, dude.
All depends on how much of an asshole they want to be.
Only in America?
Welcome to Miami syndicate members are coming in the area. I said that everyone
Previous actions
So you need to be tactical Godspeed 47
I'm not going up until you promise me
I'm gonna kill you
I'm gonna kill you
you.
Yippee!
Whoa!
Okay, kind of weird.
Give up!
Courier down.
Okay, maybe we go back to old outfit, shall we?
Nah.
Surely...
Not everyone knows.
We'll just pick up the mechanic, dude.
You can't jump this fucking window?
AAAAAAAA!
I've seen it work, 47.
You've spread fear within the syndicate.
Oh fuck are you doing hey
Nope
Thank you, thank you
Sorry, bud.
And now, no one knows who we are.
I think there's a courier down here.
Yeah.
Yep, yep.
What?
What if I do this right here?
Oh, man, we'll do this.
Oh, it's so loud, man.
Well done.
Get back to the safe house.
I'll be in touch.
Hmmm.
Everybody do this.
Next up top now what the safe money and I want and I want to give up any you guys got an assault rifle I can borrow for some reason that I don't want to tell you anyone
What?
Whee.
We're, my way.
Holy shit.
Gotta play.
For the fru.
Hey there.
Need anything?
Yeah, thank you
Bo.
Just come back if you need more.
Whaaa!
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
Did you tell us all I have self-driving?
Uh...
Excellent work back there, 47.
Let me know when you're ready to continue.
I'll be waiting.
No, none of them are truly self-driving.
They never have them.
them. It was promised that they would eventually become that way probably. I mean, actually probably
not because there's no way that they would make a promise like that and then never deliver on it
because there would be a lot of legal trouble so they'd probably set some clever, clever stuff.
Otherwise, we're gonna bring this guy.
Never fully self-driving.
Oh
We'll need this
We're where we're with this little you drive I got I got a model s
It looks good honestly it looked good they're like the ones now look like shitty like egg chairs. I'm not so surprised
well done 47 we now know the current whereabouts of the syndicate leader we
need a poop dot gun I've provided you with new intel
how many targets is the showdown the Tesla taxes are kind of full self-drive
though. Is that the... Those are Teslas? I don't know what we're carrying. I'm gonna be honest with you.
The Waymo?
They're Google cars.
Uh, we are good to go.
Waymo's were Jaguars.
I have a good trip, 47.
Luthor thinks there's a better than Waymo, though, but yeah, both are self-drive taxis,
but work differently.
Okay, I'm gonna explain how the autopilot on my car works, okay?
I would pull paddle forward twice.
And depending on how well that road has been driven, and the data has been given to the
company, if I'm driving on a shitty, unknown back road, it will proceed.
tell that might help you on your mission but this is not going to be easy previous actions have
put them on high alert so you need to be tactical nevertheless we do know this they are here for
a business meeting we also know that they have black hair they are wearing glasses they are
sporting a tattoo and wearing a hat we also know that the target has a tendency to enjoy food of
of any kind. And last but not least, they have sweet tooth. I'm sorry we don't have
more. Godspeed for sh-
Where's that black hair? I think so.
Seven.
Oh yeah.
And he's got everything.
Sweet treat.
Do something.
Anyway, you have to keep your hands on the wheel.
So at that point, why not just continue driving the fucking car yourself?
I never use that shit, dude.
I never use that shit.
And it's not even...
Is the wrong guy.
It's not even that you have to keep your hands on the wheel while you have the autopilot
on. You have to like gently follow the road with it. So you're still participating in
the act of drive too. So it becomes even more a question of why not just continue driving
the car. And the car was fun to drive. Her didn't make any big alpha male. No engine.
compensate for small pp but that's okay
it was zippy and paul
uh i think this is her
the cars with the lane keep assist i mean that's pretty much what the autopilot would do
I don't like that. It freaks me out. I don't like when my car back talks to me and is like,
hey, mind if I steer your car very slightly right now, motherfucker? Because I doth not
trust thee?
How'd you get rid of it?
I hated charging it, I'm gonna be honest, it's just a matter of time.
And one of the biggest things that always took me is that the size of the battery is not
is advertised a lot of the time. Like it's like the maximum size of your battery is like minus
40 to 50 mph or some shit because the lifetime of your battery is also drained by like interior lights
or pretty much every other operation on the car right.
it's freaking goofy dude air-conditioning yeah
I'll consider electric car again when uh they got like bro when the when the
when the size of the battery is so bucking insane that it just like
doesn't make sense in the hot tears one like 2,000 fucking miles or some shit
what is this what is blood doing in there
they're waiting for a meeting
take a little peek
I mean
hey should we get straight to business
hi should we get turn it
block is taking home
okay
follow have you executed problem 080909
this is the wrong guy fellas this is not the right guy I heard the word business
and I got excited
Me please.
Basil breath?
Oh, oh.
Oh.
Anyone, anyone, I need some help.
Sir, sir, there's something we can't work out.
I'm a fucking derritor, I'm bitched.
I have a gun on the back of me!
It kind of puts things into perspective.
I would you leave something there?
Bro, I'm needing to look at you, bitch!
Who makes a fence this tall?
What's up, guys?
They ain't even looking at my ass.
Get some food!
We got a choice to make here.
Yeah.
safe house I'll be in touch don't shoot me instantly kill me please sir please
it says I'm in combat but I don't know where from
I want to test it.
It only pops up briefly.
See ya.
1976 Gibson driver best face.
Well done, 47.
Third campaign.
I'm gonna take a little break-a-roo here,
and then we will continue.
Excellent, 47.
Depending on the sound-to-sound, it's a sound-to-sound circuit.
We're gonna stay alerted.
You are not connected.
Eliminate them all.
You will be rewarded.
Prepare and let me know when you're ready.
Yep.
Ay-ya-ya-yi!
Okay, we got two targets.
No firearm, dude.
Not swag.
Uh...
Okay.
Are you gonna stop pretending now?
And it's just so fucked up.
It's so fucked up, dude.
Because if this is like a partied armor, we gotta use bushes and you know, the approach ain't
perfect.
Where they hear me, they turn around, they see me.
Now that might not normally be a problem, but because it sounds like it has no firearms
it means that they see me, I lose instantly with no way to fix it.
So we gotta be giga careful.
Can I get the guard kills too?
Nope.
I only have two targets, so that's what I'm talking about.
Do I like this game? Yeah. It's pretty swag.
Uh, two sprints.
Bring slash by tasers, they're good. Fuck dude, I do have tasers.
Welcome to Thornbridge Manor. Intel tells us that the operative syndicate members are currently in the area.
Track them down and do what you do best.
Potentially easy for you.
But this is not going to be easy. Previous actions have put them on high alert, so you need to be tactical.
Godspeed, 47.
Well, well, well, well, well, well, well.
What's up, mate?
Yep.
Where are you going, lunch?
She work here.
Oh
We've got let's observe
Hmm?
BANG!
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG...
YEE-HEA-HES
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Might be able to get her to come out of here.
Swag. Okay. Cringing right now?
Huh?
This guy's pissing.
Oh, God.
I'm gonna do a light amount of clearing right now.
What was that?
Wow.
Wow, who the fuck is my baseball, dude?
Really?
Really?
Where is it?
I need that shit.
what whatever dude fucking bitch
okay no no no no don't want you no no no
excuse me sir I think you dropped that up don't care
Okay.
We have to avoid this body.
No way.
way
Didn't hear that really
We did hear something, didn't we?
Okay, it's really whatever.
Oh!
Hey, is anyone there?
Uh, hello?
I-I don't like this.
Okay, who's playing with me? Who did that?
Show yourself!
Who did that?
Show yourself!
See what's going on over here.
Yeah
Wait a minute, look at me sir, you can't leave that line around
What
Yeah, okay.
Take back to the safe house. I'll contact you later.
I was so scared.
It was almost so cash money.
It was almost so cash money, Swammy.
Allow me an alt-F4? Why?
Yeah.
Nope.
Get him on Monday, boys.
How unfortunate.
Or maybe not, man. I don't know.
We'll see.
Back to the drawing board, 47.
So brutal, dude.
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