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06-29-2026 · 7h 47m
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So no large six or something clock to this was a little too sorry
Maybe maple shoes like some dumps in a happy birthday for hero bend of this was something to do something for some
It's almost over
I can feel it.
I can feel it, boys.
Optimus, Megboody, and Bolo, and Aerialations have come.
Curse and Lich, thanks for subbing, Mads Maccles.
I think we need to say a little prayer to Jesus Christ.
like master herosacharitic for seven.
Surenace for seven, except God's seven,
no health.
Young nevel door, crumbs,
simple glue,
greenest six for seven.
Oh, Jesus.
Was last time I heard Jersey makes.
It's been a while. I'm like that, dude.
I'm like that.
Cold and great for Zubat.
You see the Adrunners 2 trailer?
No.
How do you even make an Adrunners 2? Why would they do that?
Oh, money. Alright.
Heh heh heh.
Disregard!
Why mine's 720p?
If you're here, where are you when my stream starts?
You will only see 720p for a little bit until you refresh.
That is how it has been for many years.
Locked our siege of it in separate story. That's okay.
That's okay.
Dear God, smite my enemies.
Smite the guy who walked in through the back door of that old lady's house on Wilton Creek
After a painstakingly accident killed the cop that I poop darted.
Killed him and his family.
Killed the old lady who owns that house.
Killed the two ladies who...
sit behind the stage on Dubai.
The tech support ladies.
Killed them.
Who else?
Smite the architects that installed the pipe in the New York bank.
Why would you put that there?
It does not make sense.
unsound. Please reinstate the classic Taco Bell menu, God. That was a request from Chad.
They want the Enchiritos bag. Me personally, I do not care. I only wish for you to give
me the ability to cause instant death to anyone just by looking at it.
Doon Dooboo, hey you satellite, Colton Gray, Laktars, Kelso, thanks for subbing, Drup, thanks
for giving me five, so appreciate that dude.
Eat my sweet ass, thanks for 62 months, not seven, Coffee Attack, Money Bag, thanks for
Yes, Naomi the Exiled.
Oh.
Oh yeah.
Dear God.
Please make it so that if I get a morg spawn on Hokkaido,
it's not the weird one,
but rather the one with the two morg people
that talk to each other,
specifically on Silent Assassin,
then I'll really give a fuck any other way.
Um, dear God, do not give me a target that has the ghost of the rooftop party during
Chongqing night time where they play the Miami song.
I don't know how to kill that guy.
Probably propane.
Hello, Manda Rake.
God do not allow me to be seen through walls that has happened not during
Silent Assassin fortunately but I think it would tell me in the space if it
happened then amen thanks God
thanks G
Wow Wow Wow Wow Wow God so you do all those things dear I don't ask for much
I didn't advice to
Which is cool things or something sorry mr. P
Christman Smith think of you
Just get oh didn't big mission
Happy birthday Flexmanhorn. Happy 47th birthday.
Yup, specific individuals win World Cup games that can help the bat and the bald man beat the game.
Yeah, I will say God's made good on my Calci-Beths.
Rules rules the Flash-A-Gornly to-
I just think you can find them and eliminate them.
Whee!
Oh my God, these people.
Where's these cameras?
No, just kidding.
You're done.
Just... action.
Action!
I think I'm gonna grab you a sandwich.
Wait, who fucking saw me there?
Excellent right, 47.
You've spread fear within this syndicate.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
fear within this syndicate. I'm going in. Look at all those people who saw me choke
that guy out and kill him. Don't be afraid.
I can't believe I assay so this mission it was only two targets but Jesus
change this
I can't believe he doesn't react love
This guy got my fireman.
I
Was other block
I work here
Well, well, well, looks like another guy wants to get bounced.
Huh?
Well, well, well, a third guy who wishes to be bounced.
find this.
Fuck that.
Well, well, well, get off the wall you fucking idiot.
Thank you.
This guy's gonna be so pissed when he comes back inside.
Holy fuck dude, he's so dead, actually.
Wait, I guess I'll...
I
Find you don't you worry
What
Okay, hold on, hold on, we're gonna a little faster loose.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, it's the fucking... it's the weed guy!
Wrong way.
Nevermind, that was the right way.
He smokes blind steered.
Never lags, relax.
Man, I got something to report from my current location. Over.
Remail yourself! We're calm in the area! There's no escape!
I gotta get out of here, fellows.
Death Tower.
You know, they got Iron Man in this beast?
What is this, sir? Did you do this? No.
He's like, oh, okay. Got it.
Understood.
Leave me alone. You're being weird, dude.
Fine.
Nope. Okay. I don't need more of that.
That's some level 100 shit right there.
Who'd you like for some and I am not?
Well done, 47.
Nade, let's stalk her each for some.
Can I design your home a bit to make it more you?
More food.
That guy's gonna be the next messy?
He's messy Italian?
I don't care actually, no answer to that question.
do not do not answer that question
already dead, didn't see it
nightlifts stalker makes a good perception
kooja makes a good perception
see there's a lot in hopper, makes a good perception
i've been doing no hit in those guys for upgrade for the bosses in the RDSC
i'll put the perspective of giggy orphan being that room level one as well
Yeah, I am Giga. Don't ever forget it.
True.
Now, now do night-needle night later the way I did.
In the worst possible way.
Unwittingly.
Seriously, a lot of things for seven.
Barksworth beats for seven.
Me with a summon.
me when I see the low effort rage bait continues walking there was a better way
I accidentally failed at every quest every single one
Which meant that I had to kill a gig squad of like six people
And they're not like normal Dark Souls bosses, they're like stupid little gremlins who run around and do their attack over and over again
It's fucking annoying
Ready or not solo or redone rune level 1?
Redone rune level 1 was fun dude.
You could bury that boss too.
It's so sick.
It's actually so sick.
No one cares.
Okay, but me and the other people talking about this guy care a little bit.
Dark Tidehavoc 40 true solo win.
That's a level of autism I have not yet achieved.
gig autism. Must be awesome.
What's the most autistic game challenge you've done?
Welcome to new york, we have been informed that the syndicate is currently in operation
here both of grind it I got it early though this is no walk in the park they are on high
alert so you need to be careful good luck 47 I think my 280 or no I got actually free
how much it's like I'm gonna shoot you with me gun
what was the game in the school that was so annoying and loud Baldi's basics
That game is sweet.
I can hear math that bad.
Hello?
Give me something great.
Sweep, sweep, sweep!
Sweep, sweep, sweep!
Yeah, keep it suppin', guys. Keep it suppin'.
Give me something greeeeeeep!
Greeeeeeep!
Well, well, well...
It would appear as though...
We've got some guys who need to use the bathroom.
Let's go take your shit together.
Come on.
Come on on.
Yeah, I guess they're running up in there though, so maybe not in there, okay.
Alrighty, buddy.
Look okay
Double dose
Well done 47 this will surely be a blow to the syndicate
Okay.
What's up?
Watch your step.
Syndicate member eliminated. Well done, 47.
You read me. Okay, I'm afraid to say we got some trouble, Garmin.
Hey, we need some help here. Please just go and get some help.
Some bad shit is going down.
You need to do something!
I'm seeing the next one.
I actually want to drop.
Hey you, what's the big problem here?
Oh no.
Okay, shit. This just got serious.
Do we have any ID on the suspect?
I don't know. I didn't see him.
Security 3, I need you!
Hey, hey! Wake up!
I need you to get your shit together.
Do you have info on the perp?
No, no, no! Look for anyone acting suspiciously!
We need to find the purse!
Yeah, hey, I need some help over here.
Hey!
This is the way.
I don't want to get gunned down in here with both of my collectors' darkens.
I ain't killing my Drownedome.
is killing actually that is still killing you hurry up I'm late for me job in her
beer. I can't believe we almost got away with fully drowning that guy before he
noticed we were doing it two inches from him. Oh, hey.
Look in this syndicate get back to the safe house. I'll be in touch
We still got a rob the joint though
Okay, show yourself
You copy command still looking
Wham Wham Wham.
Wham Wham Wham.
Uh, you wanna have a look?
Oh yeah, I get it.
Mount chains.
What did he see?
Roger, man. Nothing tangible yet. Still looking.
I was sure they'd like kick people when they were on the ground.
Give me a good ol' kick.
The Wraiths.
Where's my silenced gun?
I already have this abridger.
The next election to find something to do with it.
Oh, I'm gonna get rid of you so hard.
What did you just see?
I'm going to kill you.
Calling in, calling in.
Shut up.
Hey, stay sharp.
Waaaaaaaaahhhh
WAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Nothing at my position
Hey, you need anything?
I've got some cool stuff
Yeah
Oh
Thank you
Come back any time
We chill?
Yeah, we chill
Last 100s, you don't lose points for killing our cops.
Brazil eliminated your ban today, what are your thoughts on that ban?
Dude, that was the happiest game I've ever seen.
This is fucking crazy, dude.
Nutsome mode, even.
When the ball, when the ball got, when the ball got, when the ball, when the ball got kicked,
and then it was like...
And then it was like, oh, nope, nah
I've provided you with new Intel
Oh
And then like the goalkeeper was like
Gooooooooo!
Soccer is hyped, dude. It actually is.
No, it's game of body and head.
Oh
We don't need this
I'll do J-Punk Assets
Alexi makes her tuba
England England is my city indeed indeed
What does that mean anyway?
favorite hot pocket flavor ever tried the OG barbecue ones no for a while I
liked uh they have like I don't know if they're the same anymore but they were
like these lean pocket ham and cheese ones dude oh man oh my I swore to God
They got worse
She didn't Cassie rain
Like at one point they were like really good and then like the ingredients change or some shit, I don't know
There's no feeling anymore it's full bullshit
Giggie goofs, thanks for something. That's why I have some Maximized Prophet.
Guys, what if we all just started growing our own food?
Yes, what about that?
You do? Ooh, face fucking deal, dude.
They are wearing earrings. They are wearing necklace and glasses as for characteristics
We know the target is a smoker and we know that they suffer from allergy damage bear
There's some celery and onions growing. What's the purpose of growing celery?
It's Dwayne the Rock Johnson. I've never seen this guy
They eat it. Yeah, but doesn't celery have like zero nutritional value
Or some shit.
Am I thinking of a different, like, in quotes, vegetable?
It's like one calorie.
It's got fiber and that's fine.
I'm gonna comment and chat with Joe Manning and he says,
So does ass and I eat that.
Okay.
We might get more calories from eating ass, honestly.
I want you to think about that.
I think the sleigh is bold.
So bald.
This guy's bald.
I don't know for a fact.
Wrong.
Allergic.
Uh, this guy probably meets the description.
Woo-hoo, the party!
Some movie
You got earrings
You're lucky that if I punched you, everyone in here would kill me instantly.
Well, target spotted.
be like we've deployed the Alpha Omega.
Dude shut up man.
Shut the hell up.
Oh yeah, I'm gonna need you to keep it stepping there, Chief.
This is, this is us.
This is Tess.
Can someone wake him up?
Can someone?
Yeah, help him.
Oh, okay.
Where's your assassin, dog?
Hello?
He's gonna stand up and be like, oh my god, no we're gonna cap him dude murder style
We're gonna cap the capitalist
You're all right!
Okay, you can get up now.
We've got away.
Make your choice, fool.
Make your choice!
47, your target is on you and it's trying to get away. Good job, 37. You eliminated the
leader. Return to the safe house. Collect yourself. I'll be in touch.
I'm you don't ever forget it
We're gonna check the shop
Yeah, that was easy
For my mom and my mom
Big eight eight for seven
Why does he look like that?
I'll be right in there, sir.
Today sir
Want to buy something yeah
Cochery
Don't miss it.
Into the sewer we arrived.
Well done 47.
Look at that Yoda buttocks dude.
Am I jumping on lead tonight?
Excellent, but a jump on a sword down the syndicate
Oh
Prepare and let me know when you're ready. I'm ready
No, yep
Ever got a trunking and Dartmoor, yep
Yep.
Ever failed a mission?
Nope.
Ever lost on an assassin?
Yep.
Uh...
Eh, we should do the melee kill.
No burnout revenge for the PS2 today?
Chatter, I told you.
me again in literally one year from now actually 363 days from now I think you
can I think you can handle that I think you can
the burial dagger I'm gonna play Diablo 4 season 14
Oh, no.
No, I will not be doing it.
Wait, I'll do this.
For how are they on season 17?
I said I'd deny you for Strybara University better luck next time on...
Oh man.
Oh, man.
Dang it.
I think it would have been a lot of fun.
You'd look weird among all the kids.
I mean, it's already kind of weird for people in their mid to late 20s pretending to be
at school again.
You know what I mean, but whatever.
Whatever dude.
Whatever dude.
Yo, poison crafting, let's go make some noise!
Yup.
You went back to school when you were 29?
And you didn't go to St. Mary University? That's a big L. Sorry.
Where'd you go?
Harvard?
Do I let this dropout discourage you silly to go back to college?
It's never too late.
No, I agree.
But they're not there to like, learn.
You know what I mean?
What's how about learn?
It's what content creation.
And everyone loves content.
Mmm.
Slot me some of that shit on the plate.
Mmm, mmm, mmm.
Yes, sir.
Ah, mmm, ah, ooh, ah, ooh.
Oh.
You know what I mean?
Let's ride.
Sloth!
Mmm, truck one or two? I don't remember either of them, I'm gonna be honest.
Hmm, here we go.
Hmm. Paraguay Germany's whenever that's a double down my paraguay bed.
Welcome to John King. Intel tells us that the operative syndicate members are currently in the area.
Yeah.
Track them down and do what you do best.
Yeah, dude.
However, this is no walk in the park. They are on high alert, so you need to be careful.
Good luck, 47.
No!
Oh, no in.
Do you mind light?
Hey, where the fuck does this go?
What the hell?
Where for am I?
Come on, buddy. Come on.
I
Hold up
It's a stupid fucking window frame.
Hey.
Hey.
Get your ass back here.
Hey, my friend.
Oh, boy.
What the fuck?
What's up, boys?
Hey you, where do you think you're going?
Okay, put on my best suit, and this is how they treat you dude.
I'll remember that.
Comes back with a gun.
Go into the arcade, huh?
Playing some super chicken.
Hey, I love to poop.
I, I, I.
Syndicate number eliminated.
I'm done for this time.
One, one, one, one, one.
Hey, come on out here, buddy.
Bullshit, by the way.
Am I lagging?
Well, time to die.
We've tracked him down.
He who transcends reality.
It's over.
No more wall walking for you.
This will surely be a blow to the syndicate.
Holy fuck!
There he's walking through walls and shit!
You expected him to go right into the TV?
He was!
Oops
47 you've spread fear within the Senate you should get back to the safe house. I'll contact you later
Where's the shop at?
Yeah, we do
Wow
Well...
Who saw me?
Alright, maybe we can skip the shot, guys.
Although it is! Right there. Wait, we're good!
You need to leave now
Now we're good
What
I don't want to die here again.
I don't want to die here.
Come on
Smoking and joking
Yeah
Well
Spoken in pocket go get bubbles!
What?
Yeah, it's fine, when I got teleported in the area, I literally looked over and tried to
look back and he was gone.
Wait!
SHIT!
Why do you always have such a good win-loss ratio, but always suck when a partner actually matters?
You only have to lose once to lose.
You know what I mean?
I don't know what I mean, actually.
Dumbass.
Sorry.
Womp, womp, womp, womp.
Shoo-ba-da-ba-doop-bop.
Do-ba-doop-bop.
Shoo-ba-doop-bop.
Start me in the basement, please.
Start me in the basement.
Police! Look at all my ducks! I got four ducks!
We don't have a gun. Where'd my gun go? Wait.
Add the SMGF for Gork.
Yoink!
Make sure you have pooped our gun...
MMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Yeah...
Yeah, he right.
That Shatter?
Correct.
Correct Amundo.
Correct Amundo, Faxo.
How do I never pick Colorado?
Uh, we do do Colorado.
We do.
I've done Colorado more than some other maps.
Like India.
They're disabled the train. No, we still got the train. I haven't changed anything.
Do the Obama please, wagon. No.
I don't even know what the fuck that means.
Obama voice. Oh yeah, I can do that, I can do that.
Let me be clear.
Who's he to?
We good?
We good?
It means kill children in the hospital with a drone strike.
Oh.
I don't have a drone.
Can I borrow one?
I'm proud to be an American, or at least I have a scene.
Yeah, why don't you keep grabbing us?
Safe journey, 47.
Just got done watching the game.
Welcome to New York.
home from the pub. Renan's on the leather cow for the living room. Skin fused with
the leather upholstery dammit nan
good luck
no no nooo
fuckin' hell nan
Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum
Hello?
Look at the accuracy on this guy dude.
So majestic.
That scared me.
That's okay. It don't matter.
None of this matters.
Uh... I need... that guy.
It don't matter. None of this matters.
Where you going?
I guess we can dart him.
I'm pretty happy with the legal for me to grab his keys.
We also chain lure this bait.
Never mind, no we can't.
Paying chain banking like for Zip.
Oh, let's go kill this lady then.
This guy's route is like different. I don't know. It's weird
What? Got some what?
Oh well
She never comes down. She prefers to look over all of them.
BAM BAM BAM BAM. Oh, it's Cocaine Guy. Cocaine, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,
I
Fast as you can
That one pair of way better dude, it's all rigged anyway, man. Don't it don't matter
It don't matter
I
Stop looking at me
You coming back or what big dog
Oh my god
Wait, we could've used the pipe to get down.
The Keymaster.
Alright.
All right.
It is only going to pick up this shit.
Good to know.
Good to know.
Now let's get the hell out of here, shall we?
What row?
Low curcuminly the US might win it all.
Getting swept by the ganks at their own sport.
It's low curcuminly and end-it-all moment.
Okay.
Don't even joke, lad.
Sorry.
Yeah, you're his bitch, that's what you should be getting right now.
What did you just do?
Proud about the camera boys.
He was standing where like right here.
One more step.
He sees the body and I lose.
Hey, hey, hey!
Ben Murphy likes to- Oh, I'm so weird!
Uh...
Ben?
No, Ben Murphy!
Not normal Ben, what's up dude, I work here.
Well, at least we get to choke cocaine man out, that's cool.
You'll be all right boy my don't choke me out just doing some cocaine
Okay.
I'd be more late for any legendary throws.
I almost did just throw up, but I saved it.
That was a millisecond from losing.
How come where's all, where's all, where's all, where's all the money?
Where's all the money?
Where's all the money?
I think there's no money.
I'm really sorry, but we've had this section off this area for now.
The head of security suspects their men, but at least it's not as bad as that time in Queens.
Remember that?
Six thousand semi-incinerated files we have to take together.
Don't remind me.
I'll let you in.
He's not here now and the camera looks broken.
Blah, blah, blah.
Okay!
What the plan? I know what the plan is.
Fuck off.
sleep tight nerds
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
hey man come up here man
Hey man, come up here man.
Marty you hate me.
Wow.
man, I heard something weird. I'm gonna go check it out.
to
make up your fucking mind
I
Come in I just heard a weird noise. I'm moving into a best
He's moving
The dude he's stopping when he's singing is weird because he's not singing.
Yes! Again!
Bum!
Hmm...
And now? We wait.
humongous fungus among the sticks for seven thank you for the GL we'll need it
SA equals the Laos what the fuck are you talking about what do you mean Laos
They've been talking about the country and I like the insect.
I know you heard that bitch.
Hello? Is anyone there?
No.
I've just realized a slight error in this technique.
That's okay, we're just going to shoot her in the head.
With our gun.
Stop!
Stop!
Stop. Stop.
This will surely be a blow to the syndicate.
What's the best way...
Oh, I know.
I robbed you. I robbed you.
I took all your keys. I took all your keys.
Hmm. It's cocaine time, fella. Wouldn't you say?
Wouldn't you say?
I'm thinking it's cocaine time
Excellent work 47 you've spread fear within the syndicate get back to the safe the murders from the damper
Did we check the desktop I gave this place everything
How they said.
Go Greenbeats Brazil?
Nice name. I think.
Oh bloody hell. Oh bloody hell.
Yeah, I don't really know where that is.
Yes!
Car battery.
Excuse me, excuse me.
It's gonna sell puke indeed.
ornamental katana I don't want none of this shit
goodbye this just so it gets out of the shop don't hesitate to come back
oh yeah
How long has it been since he lost Masamune?
It was actually never Masamune, it was the ornamental katana.
It has been a long time.
I don't think we even used our dart.
Hmmmmmm.
They consider Jesus an influencer.
Let me know when you're ready for your next assignment.
You bet your ass, I would.
Bet your ass, I would.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Put that away.
I've already got a cheese.
Isn't Havarti the one with the Peppa Flakes in it?
I like that.
Oh, no.
No.
Well, I suppose I'm just a stupid idiot.
How come dill is such a good spice?
That shit slaps in almost every...
Oh, who drinks for seven?
I know this is a bad example, but they have these French fries, the Grinch fries at the
McDonald's, dude.
And they put some dill salt on that beer.
Mmm.
Mmm.
No not this all coriander yeah or nay I like coriander bro
I dip my Grinch fries in the barbecue sauce.
It's lit!
Oh, sicko mode.
Why'd that gray guy some dick?
You guys need to stop shortening your worms, dude.
Okay.
You think the Grinch saw was actually off of the Grinch?
I mean, like, they shaved them? Yeah, probably.
Um, yeah, probably.
From, like, the sole of his foot.
I gotta shave my feet too, man. It's been a while.
It's been a while since I've shaved you.
269th run. Way to go. I'm breaking a ready or not record.
Oh, thanks. They're pretty much the same thing, right?
right you know I mean like long 18 mission campaign stealth game versus
terrorist hunt one mission yeah thank you safe journey 47 correlate the two as
well if I was done
Welcome to Thornbridge Manor.
Interactive access there are syndicate members in the area.
I trust that you can find them and eliminate them.
Watch your step. They're on high alert.
It's not going to be easy.
Big red ponies for sale.
PONIE!
Having a nice little seat there, eh bud?
What if you sat next to the duchipper instead?
Oh, we can poison this drink.
I know just the place.
Hold on.
You know what they say?
I'm gonna give them...
There's like a frog out like over here.
I'm mashing out, I'm mashing out, I'm mashing out.
No!
Dude, gotta wait.
I think I can like, pick them off the flowers too.
Okay, so I just gotta run away and come back.
Got it.
Lethal poisonous frog dude, huh? Yup
Now throw it you can't
Um, I mean like she sees us for sure we do this. Oh, there's a guy
I have some more tea, Wench.
How you been?
Oh, man, I'm so good, dude.
Thanks for asking.
Okay.
Am I missing out on something here?
I have an idea
Hi, um, whatever
Excuse me, miss, would you care for some more?
Some more milk in your tea!
Night!
Let's frog in your drink.
That's liquid for some reason.
Alright, bye-bye.
Milks the frog!
What?
I don't know.
Foiled frog is a British staple.
Well, this chatter is right, though, actually.
I don't know, sir.
British, I work here. Sorry, I don't know why I have to say it. Those are weird. Anyway...
Okay.
Yup.
yep yep have you seen that god save Birmingham game medieval projects on
boy type show what I've seen it's made by a Korean death
we begin to investigate minor disturbance out got a rest
well done 47 this will surely be a blow to the syndicate so I'm not gonna lie I
I can't think of one good Korean November play, other than like early access, uh...
Dark... uh, Darker, no, no, no, no, no, Darker Darker!
Lies Of Mid!
Lies of Mid, huh? Yeah, it's a good... good...
Good one!
Good one!
There's only like one or two good boss fights in that Dark Souls rip-off game.
Bro, you guys hate Dark Souls 2 for the same reason.
Right.
The boss is sucked.
It was weird.
I could make Dark Souls 2 vibes from the boss in that game.
It's not weird.
Coldy!
Uh-oh.
I miss.
I miss.
Set up for duck kill.
Hmm.
It's probably token time though.
Yeah, I'm my fiber wire. No
Thank you
What a week
Syndicate member eliminated well done 47
You you're by something you name it I got
German's on mental health watch right now.
Hey, what'd I tell that guy in chat here?
What'd I tell that guy in chat?
Huh?
That's right.
I'll take 20% of that, by the way, big man.
15% deal.
was he telling? he said should I double down on my Paragoy bet?
it's not over though. he's gonna do it. that's you by the way. anyway shut up dude.
I'm rich. Do I have a bomb? No. How am I supposed to kill this guy?
Well, well, well, well.
Gun.
You can't just shoot your problems away, chatter.
Smells so fresh around here.
So fresh and so clean clean.
Fraa, fraa, fraa.
Fraa, fraa.
Fraa, fraa, fraa.
So fresh and so clean clean.
Like how do I do this?
How do I actually do this?
Sorry sir.
You don't appear on my list so you need to go.
Set it with the HALO Goodbye my landscaping.
Not any.
Not a rival.
But oh, you can't eat.
Ready?
Come on, come on.
Throat?
Oh my god, wait, this guy smokes, doesn't he?
One of these guys smokes.
I was lost between borders and wages, and there's a border nowhere.
I stuck in India, live on the streets, survived, and being the first guy to smoke in the park.
Dude, what?
I
Just think I want to get some kind of justice from the government
It's a new me I don't get it can someone tell me
Why do I get in there?
Sorry.
Smile.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Sorry.
Mike 1, Tango is standing down. Thank you, sir. Stay clear.
Smile.
This is the beat.
It looks like notch. This is a guy that looks like notch talking like this
Injustment
We love this guy in India give him some adjustment dude
I think maybe I can sneak in.
What do I do, guys?
Change your disguise dude
Now we're thinking with him man. Good work, dude
So owners are not allowing any visitors
Rob you feeling
Man first something weird I'm gonna go check it out
That's the problem the chew to the clock curtain. Okay, but I can't do that because someone else is gonna see
This
You know what's the coolest thing about this?
Wait.
This ain't the right one.
That's on Havert's missing the first penalty. Stop pretending like you know who these people
are dude. This is the- the- my audience is primarily American, okay? No offense to anyone
But you guys are laughing so fucking hard on this shit.
Actually, it's embarrassing.
It's embarrassing!
You don't know who our VARX is?
You just learned that!
Bam.
Yeah, it is a type of cheese.
Who the fuck is hardbars?
Good work back there. The syndicate took a serious...
Thoughts on me gaining 50 pounds in a month in USA.
Cooperate and prepare for your next assignment.
Alright, nice trauma dumps there, so why don't we keep it to soccer though, okay?
Boom.
You've done well, 47. We now have information on the syndicate leader's current whereabouts.
friendly fire yeah I'm allowed to say it I am the fan so I like this gun do we
have the other version I've provided you with you Intel
Bam bam bam bam bam bam bam.
Poison target. Dark's got away. We need a more accurate gun.
Man, no we don't.
Let's make a bomb and some poison.
Yo Moon, I've passed another teacher's cert test. I have to wait for the results of the other two.
All right no offense but it seems like you've been taking these certifications
for many years now. Windows at end.
Cardinal 6 for self.
Hey man I passed a kidney stone so I need to pass the other two. GL dude. You gonna
keep them no pressure but I went all-in King
figured out
I don't even know how kidney stones form
I've never had
They don't. They're fake. Oh, okay.
Paraguay 1? Yup.
Me and Silvio roll up on that chatter.
Hey. Seems like you, uh, you like using our books.
Hey there, pal.
What's a little bit off the top?
Probably the finder's feet.
Give me a little taste.
This thing of ours.
Got her lockpick. Yep.
I need a bolt.
Hittiesons are a myth, invented by Big Cranberry.
I wanna know why Cranberry saw us so popular during the Thanksgiving.
No one likes that shit, bro.
Have a good trip, Commander Z.
And
He's keeper like a door for a seasonal bro
Welcome to whittleton Creek. Oh, yeah
47 we finally tracked down the syndicate leaders whereabouts
However, we do not know the exact identity of the target. So you'll have to do some recon
But they're on high alert. So tread carefully or they will slip away
Nevertheless, we do know this. They are here for an exchange. No, you also know that they have gray hair
They are wearing glasses. They are squirting the door and we're in the door
We also know that the target suffers from dehydration and they see themselves as a foodie
I hope these towels can be used to your advantage
Good luck 47
I'm almost positive this guy's gray hair
about
Agencies
Target spotted
Any Germans in chat?
You guys good?
Is that a wall?
Nine!
Do something!
I
Well
Well, hi sup sup
Man, what are you?
Now I gotta run around to the party dude
I think I got to drink something.
Why are you running?
Oh, meeting time.
We could Darkener make sure, huh?
We could also just be patient though.
Which is why I haven't won yet.
But I also could hit the sickest dart on this lady.
you
you
you
you
you
Hey, we haven't really saw Rival, guys.
Oh, that's look that one that I bought was the last one
Yeah, be
Pursue the weapon master we're doing arms trafficking. I really don't like doing this one cuz it's a lot of killing
But that's okay, that's okay.
Let's get rid of this man.
Look at that shit.
Wham wham wham wham wham wham wham.
There are guards on Berlin that have a shotgun, right?
Where'd he go?
Yeah.
Oh, there's also that one shotgun in that, like, back room meeting with the fat guy?
You know what I'm talking about?
You don't know what I'm talking about?
Do I hate believers today or not?
I told you, you guys are like the AIC tech CEO of AI Bubblegaz.
Excuse me.
Was I even mean?
Basically, I've discovered that most believers are merely opportunists.
They do not truly believe they're merely attempting to make a quick buck.
Hey big M, Germany got knocked out of the soccer ball.
Oh, no, dude, that's cool. Easy. Oh, no, dude, does that mean the taverns are gonna close a little bit earlier now?
Since Germany got knocked out. Let's go suck, dude.
me when my local German German tavern closes earlier because our national team
that eliminated from dope the World Cup oh my god
oh my god
FIFA is gay anyway.
Alright.
Alright.
We don't need this, and we don't need...
Why am I... it feels like I'm missing something.
Let's all rifle epic. That's all we need
All right, now I'm gonna go get some coffee fellas
Morocco and Netherlands are playing in one hour. Who do you have money on big M?
God I fucking do not care. I do not care. Truly. I do not care
Bro, I saw some I saw some World Cup gameplay today, dude, I do not fucking care
Holy fuck.
I'll be right back.
You know.
I heard this loot for about an hour now, so...
I wonder what theme they're going with for the story here, guys.
Robot Bad?
human good but wait what if human bad and robot good
watching him get fucked felt so good after a young here from YouTube shorts
your content is lit. Heesh, thanks, bro.
What?
HA HA HA HA
I'll be right back.
Peaky blinders
Is this oh, he's got the eyebrow going on does the other one have the eyebrow going on no
But he's not the rock that is the rock, right?
Peaky fucking blinders that critical
Oh, yes, a prostitute chain.
I wonder when it's made me a game, guys.
Why not?
Morty.
Giga Chad.
Is that Nigel Thornberry?
I think it is.
The Undertaker.
Giga Chad
Nigel Thornberry, I think it is
The Undertaker oh my god
My boys
Is this the best game Blizzard's ever released no
No, not by a long shot
Should you spend $120 on it to buy it? No. Should you get it on sale if you're
in the casual playing of our ARPGs? Yeah, absolutely. That was that. That was pretty good, right?
Where I live now. These motherfuckers, a biggest fucking Canadian wildfire just
just like ruined my summer because it was just constantly wafting smoke south.
Fuck you Canada, you're a stupid bitch.
Connecticut? Connecticut.
Where you running?
What the-
I'm getting more hollow, dude.
But that has now changed.
The game is about to start.
Game announcement.
New thrills with a classic feel.
What's that?
What's that guy's PlayStation shirt say?
Dude, hold up guys.
Okay, so my kid's a gamer, right?
He's got a little switch.
He's been playing Sonic Horizon's fucking Kirby All Stars, the new Kirby game.
He's been playing that Yoshi yarn game or whatever.
Bro, this motherfucker will ask me to beat
like the random fucking bosses in Sonic Horizon and shit.
And I fucking hate Sonic Horizon so goddamn much.
I hate it, bro.
Ooh, I fucking hate that game.
It sucks, cock.
Ooh, big cock suck, dude.
Um...
You ever just fuck your microphone?
With the promised Han Kai Star Rail Cosplay stream?
who the fuck even plays on kai's star rail
I don't get kumers man
like you'll sit there and he'll play a
gotcha game like that for like 200 fucking
hours no porn
not the one where they shoot and then
like they're at shakes and shit
The groaning of the wood.
Ah!
Oh my fucking Jesus!
I'm not going to switch yet, but I'm going to be doing that imminently because it looks
like there's a lot of cool people on there and I want to congratulate you for playing
video games for a living.
That's amazing.
It's not as high-minded as cooking for a living because I think when you cook, you're
actually saving people's lives and that's just the kind of work that we do here in the kitchen
and it's uh it shouldn't go unnoticed but uh video games is honorable as well.
So please keep that up and apparently you have a totally real wife and kid.
I don't think uh anybody in your community has seen them but um but this is apparently
what's going on there so anyway moon moon I hope that this light-hearted
ribbing and roasting was not too harsh at any point but I bring that back I want
to see it
Yield fourth place blue shell dude.
That's just how it be bro.
Never lucky.
That's gotta be the only time that ever happened to me dude.
Get more cabs.
Mormon, Jeezy, Twispy, Turnipers.
Welcome to the Linn.
We have intel that the city is erected near you.
However, they're on high alert, so you need to be careful.
Godspeed 47.
The Molisher.
The Molisher.
The Molotov.
The Molotov.
The Molotov.
The Molotov.
The Molotov!
The Molotov!
How we doin' this?
Prime Minister's Malaysia, thanks for subbing me.
Now you can reload and hide him?
I did.
I did.
The juicer Jeff Bezos sticks for seven?
Will Jeffy beat?
Stay here. Have a cigarette or something.
Wait, whatever it is you're talking about.
Central, don't worry about it. We'll find out.
Hey, Phyllis.
It's murdering time.
Oh, yeah.
Shut up, dude.
I got ranquick.
Um, yeah, sorry.
Uh, where's the shotgun in this room again?
Here.
What the code?
Tell me the code now.
Wait, how do I get there?
I've gotten this before, bros.
Dude.
Whatever, dude.
Wait, I don't think I want to go down.
people are in the club. Dude, how do you actually grab that shit? The molisher. Under the desk
Let's get an angle of the camera up.
Angle D's.
All these guys, oh the guys are tracked down.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
It's so stupid. I don't need this money.
BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM
Doing drugs in here?
Dude, I hate armed travelers so god damn much, man.
The Molotow.
Command area is all clear. Please advise over.
Hmm... Patience! Patience!
Well, I think they're 100 months, dude.
Daps you up.
My hands are all sweaty, though.
You like bomb?
You like bomb?
Oh well done, sir.
This will surely be a blow to the syndicate.
Get back to the safe house.
I'll be in touch.
Hey, you call again?
Yeah, that's fine.
I'll be back.
I'll be back.
I'll be back.
I'll be back.
I'll be back.
I'll be back.
I'll be back.
I'll be back.
I'll be back.
Oh
Holy shiz Jan be a
Well, let's collect a soul for Mr. Gambia shall we?
We're gonna be more sick for silver.
Swag. Swag. Swag. Swag. Swag. Swag. Swag. Swag. We've been pretty lucky so far.
Inmarsive work, 47. Let me know when you're ready for your next assignment.
Mmm, goodbye.
Plug, man.
these maps are easier for me but more targets these maps are harder for me but
last target. I think we'll do a check. I can't really do any side objectives.
Excuse me.
Yeah, I'm gonna be up.
Already.
Let's get one of these.
Dude, it's so fucked up.
Dude it's so fucked up, what do we get the party guy for you?
We're selling near impossible sound assessments on all accidents.
And there's no lockers. We can do all accidents.
We're set up, we're set up to...
We have both dark guns, like it's easy peasy.
Think about...
...Medicine...
...Haman Island is the most open-fuckin' world.
He's on the left.
They were slipping away. Be careful, 47. And most of all, good luck.
I'm pretty sure this is default.
No, son.
Fuck, dude.
What are you doing?
They got people moving around and sure
Po vo vo vo vo vo vo vo vo vo vo vo vo vo vo vo vo vo vo vo vo vo vo vo vo vo vo
I
Wasn't that do
Oh
Can we get some PBA Pro Bowl in 2026?
Dude, that game sucks.
It's literally a mobile game, by the way.
It actually sucks.
Oh, it's 647.
Can we go in here?
I don't think so.
Oh my god.
I'm so scared to go do that, dude.
Brother!
What's up?
Why do we get this guy?
Propane?
Hold on. He might eat from one of these.
I don't think so though. I think he's only been shopping around.
Okay, he's a real TOSC monster.
There's something a giant Christmas person at his front door but when he opens it, jump out of the box and snatch him in a big red stanto bag.
Yeah, that's what I would have did. That's the technique.
We might be able to medic this guy from the roof.
I don't think I can, uh, get in here though.
Remember, there's cameras in here, buddy.
Big time Cameroonies.
Alright, we're good.
Okay, hold.
Alright, we're good.
Okay, hold!
We got him.
I thought I missed.
He's probably just gonna walk till fucking crash, can't do it, it's so sad right now.
How do we get in the lab?
He medics someone else first than I have him.
Unfortunately we only have one more dart.
go right in the middle of the road.
Okay.
Who fucking saw me? You.
It's just, walking out here just feels like a fucking mistake.
There's gotta be another way in.
You could pile this place as well.
Hmmm.
The secret hatch by the apartments.
Can't you only open up from down there though?
There's people here, man.
I
Knapps up that Shatter
I've never been down here during this thing.
I think I got it.
Anybody copy? No sign of any problem. Move along.
and
holy fuck, dude
That guy ain't movin bro.
I truly do not see another way in other than to like do some goofy shit in that room.
Come here, I'll give you my position, over.
Nope, not over here.
Not much to see here.
I mean, we gotta go for it.
Okay, this still is not good enough.
There's a guy coming inside.
I'm just afraid of being able to grab.
I don't think you can jump through these little windows.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
here we go man
I think we might be able to get away with some stuff.
I would like for this guy to be the one to come.
I wish I'd probably do one more thing, bro.
What's that, Command? Okay, continuing search.
We're gonna wait for those guys to walk away.
I think we just go for it. We grab this dude, right?
What the hell?
Command! Please acknowledge! Come here, command! Someone's causing panic!
You should get back to the safe house. I'll contact you later.
I'm not even sure who saw this.
Back to the pit.
Ahhhh.
Ay-ya-ya-ya.
The motherfuckers stand there right in plain sight?
I don't know.
Dude, bleach, man.
Bleach your words.
Why do I never use my gun to move enemies?
How unfortunate. It rather appears that you run out of luck.
Back to the drawing.
We'll learn the normal way to get in, it's super easy.
the one with 20 people staring at the door is that the one you're talking about
is that the one you mean?
I'm just wondering
that's not in that way
dude I straight up
I don't know if I got lucky
or what man but
The other one right next to the pipe whatever the fuck that means
Sure thing boss
He means the employee entrance
So, look, this chatter comes in and says, hey, you should learn the other way, and it's
super easy.
What this chatter does not realize is that it is a variation of the map where there were
literally 20 NPCs, I'm not exaggerating, 20 NPCs standing five feet from the door he
suggested I go through.
So, and they were staring at the door, like in a line, waiting for someone to walk in
that door. There's an elevator to the guard room near the normal door. Oh shit. Should
have hit that up. Is that like, if you're looking at the door, is it like back into
the left. Aw shit. Aw poop. Yeah that did not feel like the right way, but I also felt
like the only one.
No, no.
Knowledge checked.
Well, well, well, well, well, well, well.
react to Germany getting eliminated please
what Germany got eliminated damn how's that
Assets are doing it.
We got a job at SpaceX today.
And when at SpaceX, still no Prime, so that's fine.
It's literally quidrel in here.
three or eight or eight or eight.
Well, I'm going to do this to see if it works.
But I feel
pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty.
I wonder if that camera will see me throbbing him.
Anyone over there? Answer me.
Hey, let's just take it off.
Dr. Pop.
Hmm.
Where's the other guy?
Pfft.
Ay-ay-ay!
Hmm, champ.
Where do we even get this guy?
Well done footsack.
This will surely be a blow to the Syndicate.
Welp, got a blast.
Welp, that guy has no sightline to us. He's looking through the hole!
Hey, what your purpose?
So the cocaine fields.
Wait, there's probably a better way.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Excuse me.
I
Excuse me
No care
Hold.
Do-bin-a-do-do-do.
Ba-do-bin-a-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
Oh, we're gonna go around.
Nice lovely jog through the mud-filled streets of Colorado, I mean Columbia.
Columbia Rado.
Yep, I'm totally doing my job.
I did not know this existed, fellas.
Are these objectives impossible to do together?
But technically this one is not a boss
Oh, there's- Oh, please.
Man!
We're giving her the jab?
No hesitation.
Excellent run, 47, you've spread fear within the syndicate.
Return to the safe house, Electros, I'll be in touch.
Bum bum bum, I saw one with 63% more wins than losses, shouldn't be further along.
Excellent work, FF67, let me know when you're ready to continue. I'll be waiting.
Why not he's been trying to make me mad for like two hours
hours. It's working. I was experiencing prime Michael Jackson era.
Yeah, you must you must have me confused with someone else
Romster Lakes first seven. Thank you and congratulations
S.A.S.O. Gertmer, we should be okay
it might have a problem because only one boys on where are you scared when ww2 started
No. Daffy Daffy likes you so much.
Remember WWF? Yep.
How did you defeat yourself during the Great Depression?
Who leather?
Also Human Flesh.
Is it possible to use a remote explosive in Silent Assassin?
If anyone finds the corpse that you've exploded, it will look like not an accident, so no.
You can blow them up and then instantly put them in something and then it should be fine.
Oh wait, I gotta make the poison.
You can blow them in the water.
I swear to God, I've had people see people I've dumped in the water.
But I don't know, like, if you launch someone in the water with an explosive and they see
the body if they think it's an accident or not.
Oh, love, shut up, bitch!
What's your bitch ass up?
I could feel to be on the wagon train to settle Salt Lake City with the pioneers.
Oh, very Mormon in that moment. In this moment, I am Mormon.
I want them to slip away.
Godspeed, 47.
How's that screwed up?
Now, he was here when the safety madam Carlile's office was repaired last week.
He had to carry some heavy bolt to the top floor.
He complained about back pain for the entire weekend.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Why lie about a trip to Denton? Who does that?
The Harmers, perhaps?
Seriously, Denton?
What a nod.
Yeah, that guy has a knob.
Knob is penis, by the way, in British.
In case there were any wonderers.
Oh, almost messed up.
I don't know why I'm even coming over here.
I literally came over here to get into disguise by the way.
Whoops!
Oh my, oh my, oh my!
You know, actually, you might have to go around.
Oh.
Oh, didn't know you could do this either.
Oh, didn't know he could do this either.
It feels like a waste.
Let's wait for that guy to walk over there.
See how he randomly turned around there, by the way.
Shoo-key!
I might have to do a little pile work here, I think.
maybe
Forget
Conserve energy
He should not see this body, but we will see, we will see.
This is awesome.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
What are we doing this?
I only have one door, or rather...
I
Oh
Hey, what's going on?
Who's there?
Excellent work, 47.
have spread fear within the syndicate.
Tell me that I ain't the main bowler, boys.
Hey, tell me that.
Tell me that's not the main bowler though.
Are you guys planning to do the whole ground, Bilbo?
Yes, there's so much to do before the funeral tomorrow.
And the woman isn't even dead.
It's too bad that we're not allowed to tell them any great stories.
I think I should have jumped up there.
I don't trust this dude, so we're gonna distract him.
We're almost to where we need to be.
I need this motherfucker to turn around though.
I don't think he does.
Okay, surely we just go for it, right fellas?
Who the fuck are you?
big man who the f*** are you? wow
We did not have this dark on this ship would have been cancer.
We already have patrols near here.
So all we gotta do is hit him with the weight gun after we shoot the camera gun.
And then hide good
Well, well, well, well
I think I can grab more around this corner or so.
We're gonna play it safe.
Okay, free key.
I need it for sure.
Oh, man, what the hell's going on?
I feel sick.
It's a dog.
Well done, Forty-Seven.
This will surely be a blow to the Syndicate.
Return to the safe house.
Collect yourself.
Ain't over yet, boys.
Gotta expel now
got a blast
Level 100 gameplay, awesome to watch.
Yep, I'm really good at this game.
Oxel, uh, sorry, Beast? Thanks for the-
Well, at least it's not another Silent Assassin mission.
We have Silent Assassin on SASO immediately afterwards.
It is on Morocco, though.
No need our dark guns for this objective.
So let's not risk them.
Daaah.
Oh wow wow wow wow wow. What's the hardest game challenge you've ever done?
I don't know man like...
Good job 47. We now know the Syndicate leader's current location.
This one's pretty hard because it's kind of uh...
I've provided you with new intel.
My antithesis?
Ready or not was hard, but for like.
For different reasons.
Never beat the Boschie?
Yeah, I did beat the Boschie.
Multiple times, actually.
This one's hard because I'm not naturally patient when it comes to video games.
Also, I mean, for example, on that China mission we did, like, for that particular
variation I literally just did not. I mean actually no the place that I should
have gone is accessible in every variation I just I've never had to take it
ever so it just was not in my knowledge base. So we had a forcing and approach
that was fundamentally incorrect.
Ready or not, it was hard because
It'd be very thorough
Challenging the bots in that game
Usually means you die, so
Kind of got to ambush everyone
of
one, one, one,
We got everything else.
Yup.
Dehydrated Foody.
Have a good trip, autism.
Thoughts on Totino's party pizza?
Almost an animal without hot sauce.
This is it. We've tracked down the syndicate leader.
You need to identify the target first.
But be careful. They're on high alert. We don't want them to slip away. On the other hand,
We do know this they are participating in a handle as for the little identification
We have on we know that they have red hair. They are wearing earrings
They are wearing glasses and wearing a necklace. We also know that the target suffers from dehydration
And they see themselves as a foodie
That's why I have you present be careful 47 a most of all good luck. No disguise, eh?
What the?
What the?
What the Sigma?
No way you didn't hear that, by the way.
That's a target right there.
Okay, they went the other way. That was very nice. Very nice of them.
Nope.
Negative.
If this lady's in the consulate, we'd probably have- oh, nope, she's the only one.
Weirds.
Oh, what the fuck?
Where am I?
Uh-oh.
We're going into the console building.
Do we have an understanding?
Yeah, sure, of course.
I took the wrong exit, fellows.
Hold up.
Hmm.
Oh, the grunts are here.
Hey there. Need anything?
Oh, yes. Yes, I do.
Very well.
There's an empty slot there, I think that's because I have all the ARs.
Interesting, does offer one of each type, I never noticed that.
Because I am new.
But also, I am level 100.
you have not heard. I am level 100. Hello trooper. If you ain't by levels, I don't mess with
Yo.
Hello, private.
I got to go track this mofucka down.
Oh.
Good.
Yep, that's a lookout.
Hey, shut up.
Mamma Mia!
Alright, here's what we're going to do.
We're going to kill all of these guys.
Actually, hold up.
There's a camera.
You're really slowing me down, Chief.
Wait a minute.
What?
Wait, he's actually investigating the camera. That's weird.
Uh-oh.
Oh, oh!
Nothing.
Whatever.
Um, guys, he's still covered.
And the person I was trying to follow down here has already exited this place.
I'm fucking dammit, man.
Where are you?
Gee, oh, wait, hold up.
Oh, they're together.
I was like, hold on.
The vlogger?
They said it.
Cool.
All right.
Soldier.
What's up, man?
What is up, dude?
You guys are dead, actually.
Sorry.
What's up man? What is up dude?
You guys are dead actually. Sorry.
There's too many uh...
This is so fucked, man.
He's leaving.
This is the one we want.
It's friggin unlocked, hello?
of course the person is... there's not even the guy
oh megalol
oh megalol
one million lookouts
uh... i mean probably for
walking probably
well let's take a peek
rq
ney
What up was good bruh
He's got glasses in his head
Is there an exit oh, yeah, they can use that extra right there
I
Can't tell dude
Thanks.
Take the... oh he's getting airing.
Eeeeeeeh.
Yeah, I bet that's why you stay here, C.E.S.
I activate the cock.
He's reading! Boo!
47. Your target is illiterate.
Morbidly obese. And worst of all,
A Mormon.
Salam.
Yeah. Excuse me, excuse me.
I really gotta shoot this lady.
I'm meeting right in front of my exit point, hmm?
Ill-advised.
Ah, come closer.
We've been selling.
Oh!
Good job.
You eliminated the losing.
Get back to the safe house.
I'll be in touch.
I'll be in touch.
Yeah.
WAAAAAAA
The abstract hearing gigapoof goes in from 77.
This...
Wearing your headphones on the back of your head.
Uhhhh...
Like...
They're not directly in the middle.
Well done 47 the syndicate has been eliminated
I'm trying to highlight my best feature finish the job take them all down and you will be
Oh, no rewards. Get back to me when you're ready.
Microwave, please.
Dirtmer! Dirtmer!
Hold on. Let's look at some other ones.
Prestiges won't change. Oh wait, I can't abort. Oops.
Oh well, oh well, oh well, oh well.
Wham, wham, wham.
Dirt Merc.
Sailing tortoise sticks for silver.
We're out by Edmonton, Colorado, I haven't seen any of them.
It's pretty easy to not pick a thing with a...
You know what I mean?
Well, wow, wow.
Wait, did I have a lockpick?
I got a pit. Bad.
Yes.
Is Paris in this mode or do you just skip it? I try not to play Paris. I'm not good at
I'm not good at any man, especially not Paris.
I know some people are really good at it, but I just am not.
We can only play Whittleton Creek or Dubai.
I like Wilton Creek, I like Dartmer, I like Dubai, I like China, I don't mind Haven, the
New Zealand maps okay, I like Miami, I don't like Thailand, I don't like India, I don't,
I like Argentina too, although it's kind of hard.
I really like uh... Colombia and India.
Thailand.
Oh and scale, yeah. I don't like that map either.
Uh... I don't mind Japan.
I will say...
I don't think I can do it S.A.S.O.
Pretty sure, pretty sure.
Scale is easy.
Yeah man, like, I don't know dude.
I don't like
YouTube like, oh, what's the perfect S.A.S.O route
for this particular map?
And I don't have knowledge of the campaign,
so when you say it's easy,
That's because you are equipped with the knowledge to make it easy, but what it means for me is I have not sat down and figured out, like,
which ledges to climb, or, you know, which doors are unlocked, or, you know, which mobs have which keys, and, you know, like, you know what I mean, like...
So yeah, it's easy, for you, and I acknowledge that. I truly do.
Uh, and I'm not complaining,
but you need to add a qualifier too.
Scale is easy. Scale is easy for you, friend.
Uh, put that away.
I got to pay it bad, but we're gonna do this first.
Safe journey, 47.
Don't you literally have more time played on this game than anyone on the planet at Moon Moon?
Yeah.
Welcome to Thornbridge Manor. Syndicate members are currently in the area.
Find them and take them down. However, they're on high alert, so you need to be careful.
Nice comeback. I'm actually trying to explain like a little bit of the nuance of what's happening on your screen and this guy says some actual low-effort rage bait shit and I read it out loud and laugh at him like the fucking cartoon character from Bugs Bunny.
And you say no comeback my comeback is that it does not need a comeback. You should not be honored with a comeback
Who is this
Whoop! Is that a career? Wait, what has happened?
Ah, excuse me.
I've killed this lady before.
Bam, bam, bam.
Wait! Damn.
Where's my ball?
Hey, what the hell that was?
I get it. No problem.
Oh, fuckin' hell.
Three the flip up now.
Hello!
Excellent work, 47. You've spread fear within the syndicate.
Have a nice day.
Thanks. Please help me, this is a trespassing. Thank you.
It's very important we do not get caught on camera, boys, because killing the thing is
a pain in the... pain in the bussie.
Keepin' it real!
Where is- oh, it's this dude right here.
Who is that?
Fuck, I hate that guy.
See if he even thinks we're set or gifted.
He's a guard.
Well, let's get this guy in the med I can see where he goes.
Pretty sure there's a trash can in here.
Maybe he go into the, uh, porta-park?
Oh, yeah.
Come along, big man.
I need to...
I fucked up. Oh, I actually fucked up.
Okay.
Syndicate member eliminated. Well done, 47. Return to the safehouse. Collect yourself. I'll be in touch.
Go piss. If it's another silent assassin, I literally don't want to break my concentration.
We gotta keep going.
we cannot have a showdown on I mean we can have a showdown on Colorado but the
problem is if it's the train map which they share a slot with and I get some
of this ass on I just don't know I'm gonna do it
Oh, no, they'll be how'd put that gun away
Oh my lockpick
No firearms, dude
Oh, we got the micro-taser at least.
What game should you buy in the Steam Summer Sale?
Oh, no, no!
More arrow pictures of it and Henry pictures of it
Barony Barony
Binding of Isaac rebirth
We've a fuckfest to
You gonna make space in your budget for Barony?
Well Cheddar said it was 90% off.
Do you have $1?
Greedy ass dev.
Well, this could very well be the loss.
I think with our current setup, the worst thing we can get is SAMF.
Depending on what maps we have available.
Tongue Tongue Tongue Sir Her, do not fail me.
Yes Sir.
You blocked those emotes?
Pussy!
Blowing a septic zip.
Welcome to Whittleton Creek. The syndicate is currently operating in the area.
Find them and eliminate. But they're on high alert.
So tread carefully or they will slip away.
Godspeed, 47.
I mean, this guy's appropriating for sure.
We got a guy upstairs that's doable and we got another person at the party.
We could probably lure him downstairs.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Let's get out of here.
Hold up.
Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom.
There's propane in here.
Isn't there?
Right here.
Yowink!
All right, here's the plaza and boys.
Here is the plaza and dude.
pretty good this is with the remote taser important distinction
wait for him to turn
Okay, it still goes off. That's crazy dude. It still goes off. What the fuck? Okay, so
So it wasn't a proximity taser when we did that, the last time.
He was smoking.
I don't think so, dude.
Oh!
What the?
I didn't even see her on the mini-map!
I still can't!
Oh my god!
She was concealed by another person.
Ice trim! It's gonna be hard to kill her, dude.
Like we're gonna have to do this guy first I think and there's there's no
I'm afraid of doing stuff in this bathroom, because I have been spotted before.
I am a son of a bitch, thank you.
God, if someone walks in, I'm so fucking sad, man.
Swag. Swag money. Let's get the puck out of here.
Oh
So an instantly got
Now are you gonna tell me who freaked you out back there
Mama Mia dude.
Pretty confident we could literally just ignore the camera here.
The problem is this guy, when we're trying to get out, actually we go out a different
way.
I liked this room over here, it felt safe compared to this ship, which uh, okay, there's
cameras, oh my god.
Oh, uh, dude, I have lost there before, I just know I have, hold on, no way.
Oh, yeah, we can get out this way, good job.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think I had to take that out.
of
Okay, important that we once more to remember
that in this
if our target sees us we lose
Hmm, where am I gonna make this simple?
What is this rotation, dude?
This will surely be a blow to the syndicate. Get back to the safe house. I'll be in touch.
Dude dropping
So the taser is always electrified, right?
I almost died. I almost blew myself up.
Steve, thanks for 7. Only when you activate with the button or proximity.
Okay, then that guy was smoking. No?
I've only been like 10 seconds faster. I ain't trying to go fast on the silo-sat.
Ah, I got a P, dude.
Got him back.
Let's keep the micro-vaser.
and the supply of baked beans or sex with Obama baked beans lockpick
Hmm.
Most of our missions so far have been siloed, says.
I don't need the bomb.
Friarfish Friar and Jojo Del Doof?
Thanks, up.
Uh, we got one syringe, we got two targets.
Odds that will need to syringe both of them, low.
Didn't even have to syringe anyone in the last one.
Uh, we are good.
We are good.
We are good.
I'll be in touch when you reach your destination.
Can you insult all non-spendies please?
No.
Nay, Trower.
Welcome to Mumbai.
We have intel that the syndicate is active in the area.
However, this is no walk in the park.
They are on high alert, so you need to be careful.
Don't disappoint, 47.
Good luck.
This guy is free to knock out.
Hmm, how do we get this motherfucker, dude?
I know how we get this motherfucker, guys.
He's already walking back
Pull him out with the ball
I'll keep
Well done 47 this will surely be a blow to the syndicate this might be bad though they might find this guy
Well who knows
Maybe no one will find that guy, then it would be cash money, forever.
can like that's the case.
Slay should be easy to kill because uh if we met a curse is probably gonna go to a bathroom
Bro, why aren't you climbing through the fucking window bitch?
Thank you
Man, this might be a... no, there's a guy right there.
What do we want to do here?
Do we medic her?
Or what?
I think we medic.
I think we met it.
Oh shit!
Excellent work, 47.
You've spread fear within the syndicate.
Return to the safe house. Collect your stuff. I'll be in touch.
Clean? That was not clean!
I think if they find her body, I still lose.
Oh
No one saw this guy do you look at this look at the front wall
I literally had to shoot her, by the way, because you saw me dart gun her.
And when that happens, they do not begin throwing up, because they're panicking.
She's in the elevator shaft, no one should find her.
Like I'm pretty sure that one has like a bottom floor, doesn't it?
Like you see the body falling though, yeah, and if that happened they would I would look impressive work 47
Let me know when you're ready for your next assignment
Thank you
Pretty sure four or five of the missions we've done have been silent assassins so far.
Oh, god.
It's gonna be a bloodbath.
What's the other procedure we can do?
Yeah, we'll be bringing that.
Uh, we also are not going to bring these, because our...
It's gonna be a shootout.
If it's the train, I'm actually holding right click and then I'm holding left click and
I'm killing every single person on the train, so...
Like, if I spawn at the front of the train in that one spot where like you're surrounded
by people, I'm walking to the front of the train, killing everyone, and then I'm going
to slowly begin killing everyone else.
You've done well, 47. We now have information on the Syndicate leader's current whereabouts.
I've provided you with new intel.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
We got the lock bag.
I need the mushroom.
I gotta piss so bad!
Incoming assassin one shot.
The train map is so scary to get to shoot that on because you can just get shot by someone
outside of your instinct range and if you're in a bad spot and there's an assassin is the
one shooting at you then you're dead.
It's lagging.
Why did I make this?
See that has to grow some people out here in the piss noise.
This is like watching Faker playing League of Legends.
Now we are talking here.
You think Cape Birdie has a chance against Argentina?
Earns to look at you?
Punches you in the stomach?
Resumes my conversation with everyone else?
Here we go.
I want your services, my lady.
Ah, you're lucky, sister.
I'll be a little treat for you then.
Why'd you say little, dude?
Ha!
Ha!
Will you watch Hasan and H3H3 debate tomorrow? It's a big one?
I think you should go outside.
Ha ha ha ha!
It was a little too hard.
It is alright friend, we will cross paths once more in the future.
Thank you for your wisdom, Wise Toad.
Ah, no problem friend and remember, together the Horde we will stop this corruption.
Looks at rotting flesh, sweats nervously.
They're fucking autotune Earth mother we have had a successful run
I
Shake fucking god man, ah, thank you
You got 20 arrows on the back
Hello, Big Cock Goblin.
How's your stream where I fly to, uh, to Europe to stop Soto Poppin from having sex with his
No premarital sex
DOH Duh
Duh Duh Duh Duh Duh
Duh
That's you
By the way, you thought this was a fucking rhythm, you're an idiot
You're an idiot! You're a stupid bitch!
This is the long drive
Literally, the same rock formation that fucked my car up.
Did I miss someone?
They miss shit you're fucking funny stupid little bitch
Get new but less because also if you're behind in land everything is gonna
But also...
No! Oh, yeah.
Big bazongas do you guys?
Is it happening?
No one's got big bazongas in this game.
What's up with that?
I was just trying to jump and then I popped up and I thought I was getting fucked.
Holy shit she can't walk anymore dude.
He's a cripple dude.
The sound seems to come from behind the shutter.
Something's making a noise. Maybe it's a hornet's nest or something that attracts flies.
Oh my Jesus! Oh fuck!
Alright, is everybody here?
Uh, is Moon in?
I
Still there
Why am I taking so much fucking damage?
Hello?
I'm actually dead.
Oh my.
Oh, we're going for the power bomb too?
Okay, now what?
Oh my.
Hey, did...
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Oh my.
Hey, dude.
What beer is that?
Jack, meeting you in this damn place makes me feel like I'm back in the Bat's field again,
and have a brother to fight alongside.
Kid, don't you die here.
I want you to see how lovely my little angel is.
Oh my god!
I did everything!
BASTILA!
Oh my god.
Where are you doing?
or grafted everybody.
Damn, that fucked him up though.
Not old.
You know even at your loudest you didn't peak your mic all the time before it turned
on your fucking game, NOOOOO!
Come back.
I'm back.
Bro, give me regular Colorado, man.
Welcome to Colorado. This is the last stand. We now know the leader's location. However,
you will need to do some recon to make sure you get the right target. But be careful,
they're on high alert. We don't want them to slip away. On the other hand, we do know
this. They are participating in a handover. We also have the following description on
their looks. We know that they have red hair, they are wearing earrings, they are wearing
glasses and wearing a necklace. We also know that the target is a smoker and last but not
least they have a sweet tooth. I hope these towels can be used to your advantage. Godspeed 47.
I am bring me dark ends.
of
patience
Shit, shit, shit, shit!
Colorado by the way, so...
Let's get it!
It's all a gap, by the way.
charge of operations reading why the boss picking
I can't really tell what she's doing.
Smoking.
Sweet treat.
Oh
Wow blou
Waiting for meeting may house
Nope
She's smoking again dear door meeting!
the
just shoot her
, it's probably her but
I want to be sure
because everyone on this map is armed with an assault rifle so
of
I
Don't look out
So this test, the bro's has planned.
It seems kind of cruel, doesn't it?
I mean, I'm no softy or anything, but it feels excessive.
You've got a comment.
And nobody can switch sides like Graves,
and you just expect to get accepted, sir, in order, man.
Yeah, sure, I get that. But playing on her path,
do you roll like that?
I don't know.
I
Hmm
Congratulations 47. The leader is eliminated, sending a clear message. You should get back
to the safe house. I'll contact you later.
Well done, 47.
Well done, 47.
The Syndicate has been eliminated.
However, I have intel that there are more connected.
the job take them all down and you will be well rewarded get back to me when you're ready
nice
4 target Dirtmar.
Hmm, I'm trying to think of like which maps would fuck me hard.
One of these.
Let's take this one out.
and
the rifle I won't forget
probably
Sniper rifle, sniper rifle...
I don't have a flashbang?
3-0.
Pre-Pontante for 7 says Moon Moon, thanks for 7.
Pre-Pontante for 7.
We got her, Sniper.
We good.
Have a good trip, 47.
Welcome to Ambrose Island. Syndicate members are currently in the area. Find them and take
them down. However, this is no walk in the park. They are on high alert, so you need
Be careful. Be careful, 47.
It's gonna help when it was Cuba.
of
Help!
Where can I shoot you from?
You're there on opposite sides of the freaking map, man!
Hey, are you into biochemistry?
No.
Eh, there's a matter of this, yes.
less cringe. I wonder if we can just shoot these open.
of
That's right.
Fine.
Now we wait for them to chill out, dude, it's just a dead guy.
or just a bear song for seven.
But you find the box only if they see you going into it or getting out of it.
If they do either of those things, you're pretty much dead, by the way, because they
will just begin shooting at you in your animation lock.
So you gotta be quick about it, or you're dead.
Probe.
Minus one briefcase, we don't need a briefcase.
In this country, you're allowed to carry a high caliber sniper rifle.
Hey, are you into biochemistry?
I into biochemistry.
Why yes sir, I am.
I'll have to stop you there.
Oh, that's it.
What the fuck are you doing here?
Don't show your face here again.
Lost.
There he goes.
of
whoa
that's not that gobu
um no one near us
This will surely be a blow to the syndicate, but turn to the safe house, collect yourself,
Now they're in touch.
I saw Haka basing around at the dive.
The syndicate took a serious turn, but there is still much work to get done.
Cooperate, and prepare for your next assignment.
We will do Italy.
little bit of
420 wins, yo dude
Yo dude.
Okay but I'll let you get back to your three weed smoking girlfriends then.
Heavy stone crab.
Wait.
He's speaking to himself.
He's letting himself get back.
Let's hope for a normal Italy.
Normal Italy would be nice.
Movies at Italy would be cringe.
They're both dark guns, all right.
Have a good trip, Forty-Seven.
On the rail, thanks for sub-
Welcome to Sapienza. We have been informed that the syndicate is currently in operation
here, but you know what to do. However, this is no walk in the park. They are on high alert,
You need to be careful. Godspeed, 47.
Right below me.
Where?
Who's that?
Huh?
Weird.
Must be very careful about to lay cameras here, boys.
Weed. Weed, weed, weed, weed.
I'll be right back.
Where the fuck is this dude going?
I think we go and have to dart this guy for sure.
This person is killable, so I cannot use an automatic door in this guy to move him.
Let's see if he's washing himself.
Is he in the bee room?
Yeah?
What's in the B-Rid?
Let's get this guy at the pier!
So size.
Goat size.
You know what, let's get moved.
Do not use the fucking trash can, by the way.
I
Hmm, I forgot for a lot to be down here.
We are.
Hmm, I don't know if we want to come up this way though.
I don't know, we're good.
Momma Mia dude.
I can push him off, but that feels like such bait, dude.
It actually feels like bait.
Because that'll pull everyone else up here.
And I don't have anywhere to hide.
I
Excellent work back there, Forty-Seven. Let me know when you're ready to continue. I'll be waiting.
Illegal!
What do we got?
and
It looks illegal, so I'm not even sure how I would use it if I'm being honest.
I guess I'm gonna just like throw it from around the corner at someone.
I'm just afraid I get caught.
Go!
Put in a briefcase for a drive by far.
Wait...
Hold it!
So how does that work? You just activate it after putting it in there or what?
Drop the fart bomb, then pick it up, then put it in the briefcase.
Well, well, well, well.
Safe journey, 47.
Our balloon seeks for 7.
Welcome to the sector.
Dubai.
The hotel's of the operative syndicate members are currently in the area.
Track them down and do what you do best.
But this is not going to be easy.
Previous actions have put them on high alert, so you need to be tactical.
You know what to do in 47...
We got we got deep all through by dude
And...
Do I have a gun on me?
No.
Okay.
Okay.
Right here.
Let's wait to drop it first.
I have the dead neater.
Right here.
I'll take care of the Camerinos.
So this, this might, I don't think this is default Dubai, I think default Dubai has the guards to check here.
Who know, dude.
Who freaking know.
I don't care, well a lady does walk up their stairs, but I don't know when or why.
Oh, so stressful, dude.
of
I think this is the lady of
walks past the kitchen
Anyways
now I'm pretty sure once they're done talking I can literally run past this dude
the
Risky
Not really whatever I melee attack in an NPC from behind this game
I'm always just like expecting them to turn around and attack me and then I lose so that's what I mean by risky
That was a turf. I did it, right?
That hurt no
the
need to remember she cannot she's not allowed to see us she's not allowed to see us
hello is anyone there? who made that sound?
Well done, Forty-Seven. This will surely be a blow to the Syndicate.
who are you
that's a guard. Wait, that's the guard that's standing in front of the elevator.
Waiters will be... yeah, well, waiters.
What's that?
Come in.
I just heard a weird noise.
I'm moving in to investigate.
What's that?
Come in.
I just heard a weird noise.
I'm moving in to investigate.
Freaky.
Syndicate member eliminated.
Well done, Gucci 7.
I don't know where.
Are you okay?
You are in a terrible accident.
Get protection, darling.
Last guy is sleeping at the guard post, I think.
of
the
of
the
We're still going to go for a guard outfield.
I just want to remind you about the lockdown drill tomorrow.
That's right, 900 hours.
I sure got my ametic device.
Oh well.
Hmm, can I tease myself if I'm in the uh... thing?
Hello? I know you're here somewhere.
I
Not in the
I know he's sleeping, I'm so fucking scared right now, to be honest with you.
You look like you're in need of some hardware.
If you got the cash, I got the products.
Thank you.
If you need more, you know where you've gone.
You've spread fear within the syndicate return to the safe house collect yourself.
I'll be in touch.
Excellent work back there, 47.
Let me know when you're ready to continue. I'll be waiting.
Oh, thank god. Thank you, god.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
hold up. never mind. gone.
My face, happy birthday.
Is that you, John?
Happy birthday, my face.
I want to say half of our levels so far have been siloed so far.
I don't think we need the bomb.
for God's sub. MF Punk makes for God's regular sub. Lord Dickon Man Woody makes for gifting.
Thank you.
Oh man.
I'll be in touch when you reach your destination.
I gotta re-center dude. The longer these campaigns go on, the more I get like.
Well, to Orks Bay, the Syndicate is currently operating in the area.
Find them and eliminate.
But be careful. They're on high alert. We don't want them to slip away. Be careful, 47.
Yeah, with all the individual blades of grass and shit, yep, it'd be like that, man.
Excuse me, I don't have a key to get in. Can you let me in?
I forgot my key. I forgot my key.
Okay, anyone let me in? Do you mind letting me in?
Oh, I'm able to kill both of these guys.
I would prefer to do this from a safe spot.
I'm going to be a blow to the syndicate.
Oh, that's good, are they 55 subs? Thank you.
Hey, let's go work on your novella, right here.
Nevermind, she going downstairs.
4k!
Where are you?
I don't know fellas.
Oh, hang on, some stuff.
I did not kill that guy, bro
of
my gamecrush oh that's a tilt arena dude that's a tilt arena dude
I'm gonna go past that. I'll be right back.
Yes, Milord?
Why are you running?
Hello, do you think this is dbd, you fucking loser?
That means do it.
That's literally what it means, right?
It means do it.
Just do it.
Just do it.
Yeah, it's like knocking.
The raid leader, can we do it with our cousins?
That's a lot of slugging!
I got a lot of fucking spots!
I got them all, I got them all son!
What happened?
I thought we'd have trouble with that, I didn't think it was gonna be Gravis.
I didn't think it was gonna be Gravis, was I?
I am done.
Did you get purple?
I hope you find Rome strong enough to hold your bad body in the air.
Holy shit, this guy's going in!
DAMN!
Who's your favorite streamer?
Sure, four.
You are an absolute dumbass at this game go into the stairwell where you saw here you clown
all right hang on this is we were on the other side of this door let's just open this real
quick oh wait you stupid fucking in bread you think I didn't fucking think of that you stupid
God, give a sec to me!
Every besectomy, gig a besectomy!
Who's that?
It's time to go all out.
Well played, Dragon Man.
He was this weapon art.
Clever, clever.
Yeah, hold on. I'm live guys. Hey, what's up? Hey, what's up? Here I am. Here I am at
Mooncon Beta with the boys. We got the team. He's passed out. We got we got Garrick. We
got sure for we got a bigger behind me we got gg he's the anti-master no I'm
wearing my mask we got fizz garrick is that spin and we got a bio
chief is literally the anti-master oh yeah yeah can I get a mess can I get some
um can I get some primes from you guys for all this content oh no not you guys
Yeah, you do a minigame where you jerk off the dwarves in this one
That's Pog
Let's go Brandon ex-qc nick mercs iron mouse face of welcome to the stream chatter
That what you want to hear
Excuse me, Nick Marks. Keso, Jerma, Ludwig, Pokimane.
Skibbity Toilet. I'm here now. I'm compromised.
You
Honestly, a crash there isn't the worst.
The crash right there isn't the worst because we killed her and there's like four guards
standing around here and it's possible they could have seen me and just started shooting
at me through the bushes so.
to
reinstall your mods with SMF can reduce the crashes
I'm gonna hit you.
Oh.
Wrong map.
Oh.
I'm an Alt-Forcus.
We were doing Oxbeth, so.
I said they're a syndicate man.
Okay?
You say cow and chicken?
The crash again.
That's okay.
You
I'm going to use this one.
I'm going to use this.
I'm going to use this.
I'm going to use this.
They've joined forces.
Welcome to Hawkes Bay. Intel tells us that there are syndicate members in the area.
I trust that you can find them and eliminate them.
However, they're on high alert, so you need to be careful.
You know what to do, 47.
I got a kit down over here.
I'm gonna check it out.
Same targets.
What was that?
Damn, I took that just as quick.
What the fuck was that?
What was that?
Damn, I took that disguise quick. What the fuck was that?
You know when we shot that guard right there, I don't think anyone found him dude
Oh
You
Excellent mark 47 youth spread what the year within the sink it
Where is she going?
Gotta eat this lady.
She comes upstairs and then she like hangs over the derailing.
shoot and get her running out? Hell no dude. I've died in these fields before bro.
Salindorlech, recidiv.
Hurry up dude.
Return to the same house, collectives. I'll be in touch.
You wanna get far away?
They're running out there to shoot my ass.
I love the sound.
Hey, there.
Need anything?
Sounds promising.
Where do you know where to find me?
They're all in like combat position right now.
It's kind of fucking freaking me out a little bit.
Get out of the area!
Or now I'm going to destroy you!
And come!
got to go
Heal 1, 7, 6, and squeers things up.
I'm going to be there.
I'm going to be there.
I'm going to be there.
Excellent work, Bag there, Fortress Seven. Let me know when you're ready to continue. I'll be waiting.
Hmm!
You've done well 47. We now have information on the Syndicate Leader's current whereabouts.
I've provided you with new intel.
3, 2, 1, go!
Quadruple Omega checks the sniper rifle.
Nice.
I think we're going to have a good trip with them.
Where we got boys?
Welcome to Thornbridge Manor.
We now know the leader's current location.
However, as we don't know the exact description, this means you will have to do your own recon.
However, this is no walk in the park.
They are on high alert, so you need to be careful to help you.
We have the following information.
They are here for a business meeting.
We also know that they have grey hair.
They are wearing a hat.
They are wearing glasses.
And has a tattoo.
We also know that the target is a smoker, and last but not least, they have a sweet tooth.
That's all I have for you at present. Good luck, Forty-seven.
Okay.
out go back to your post now
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
I
I
Don't
I think that was a hand over.
Can't let any domestic health clue here, sorry.
Were we looking for handover?
For smart?
Business.
I think our target's probably on the outside.
Man.
Mmmmmm...
I don't know whi-
Oh, no glasses.
Excuse me, excuse me.
Oh my god.
There's a minefield in here.
I got word he's upset.
Come on.
She got earrings.
Did you hear that bird steal from my street?
What are they?
I did something to her, man.
I never came here to show you.
I'm sorry.
Twice.
Go and keep that wind free, quick.
I just thought something. I think I lost a butt for my cup yesterday. Probably a graveyard.
Fucking hell, move, bitch!
I'm staring at you, Mr. Button.
That's it. I guess.
What color? White.
Pink.
I'll go there, my brother.
I'll go there, my brother.
That was a mean service, was it?
Very well, Mr. Furious Face.
Make sure you focus on your work.
I will.
I don't need one more minute to cry.
Thank you.
So watch yourself around here, Mr. Patrick.
Don't worry about me.
Mr. Patrick, can I do anything about it?
Yes, actually.
Can't you speed up time so I don't die from boredom?
Yeah.
Alright.
I think I heard the servant bowler.
You got a tattoo, ma'am?
Yes.
Smoking?
You should get back to the safe house. I'll contact you later.
I think that's true though, that he was here when the safety men of Carlisle's office was
Prepare for us, we can do it.
And care for the people.
I'm...
I'm...
Right there.
Come on, Ted.
Come on, Ted.
Well done, 47.
This will make anyone think twice before turning to a life of crime.
I'm nervous, dude.
I'm so nervous.
Holy fuck, man.
Well done, 47. The syndicate has been eliminated. However, I have intel that there are more connected.
Finish the job. Take them all down and you will be well rewarded. Get back to me when you're ready.
I
I know that I can do Hokkaido, sounds awesome.
I- this is more fucked up.
But it's fine.
We got a lot of maps.
I could do something else that's what I'll say.
I'll take this one.
Three hours ago you said you couldn't sound the assassin on Hokkaido, but I'm glad you've-
I'm happy you've gained confidence.
Yes it is, yes it is.
Moron.
No offense.
No, I'm taken!
Well, good.
That's good.
I
Okay.
Have a good trip, Fortisem.
Welcome to Hokkaido. Intel tells us that there are syndicate members in the area. I trust
that you can find them and eliminate them but watch your step they're on high alert it's not
going to be easy good luck forty seven
for obvious safety reasons i can't just let you drop shit around
That's not...
That's fair, that's fair.
That trip don't have any means to road this guy.
I
Was open sir
Don't just surely be a blow to the syndicate
Okay, okay. Hey you, you got a gun right? You got trouble.
All right, look at that.
Oh, there's only one more target.
do not forget to kill this motherfucker with my gun dude
I suddenly got nothing to throw.
Really wanted a bodyguard I felt.
Why not need it?
I secure it you go I, I'll knock just a minute, I'll knock just a minute, I'll knock
Oh, yes.
Who the fuck are you?
Ben?
What are you, mister?
Whoa.
Sir, please slow down.
Sir, please slow down.
How are you?
Thank you for asking.
Yeah, we're gonna wait a second
Hey, I'm not trespassing down here. Hold up. What about in here?
Nope.
Hey, so you're the curator's research aid, right? Let me guess. You want to know about
the medical trial?
Oh, so it is true that the guys had a mood-altering neurochip implanted in his face, so how was it with him?
It's me.
Ah, the final beat.
Where is my target?
Ooh.
You've spread fear within the syndicate.
Return to the safe house.
Collect yourself.
I'll be in touch.
That was for Mr. Jason Paul.
A doctor will escort you to your appointment.
Please proceed to the hospital entrance.
Why did you tell me? It's a children boss.
I am on a couple of months.
Yeah, do I do him?
Nope.
I'm ready when you've prepped the next assignment.
Where do we want to do this though?
to buy
This is safer.
Well, I think we get safer.
I think we should play it safe.
We can show down this map, or do buy it.
We got some chloroform, we got some lethal syringe, we can make another syringe.
No firearms just so fucked up, man, because if they see me at all, it isn't so fucked up.
Pickpills for party guests.
I don't know what outfit I can use to poison the party guests.
unless, like the cupcake guys can do it.
I mean, we can see cupcake guy cam.
Okay.
I
Sound murk big for silver
Whoa.
We should say enough on Dubai today.
Yeah, we're okay.
Bump-bump-bump-bump-bump-bump. This is easier as ASO though
My instinct is telling me to do wilting Creek, so I think I should
Is the Wilton best for showdown?
I can do a lot of the maps we have for showdown.
Maybe we do do do bye.
It's for targets though.
We're gonna, we're gonna do wilson.
All righty.
Safe journey, 47.
Welcome to Whittleton Creek.
Syndicate members are currently in the area.
them and take them down however this is no walk in the park they are on high alert so you need
to be careful be careful 47 and most of all good luck the party lady is one of our targets
of
the
Show yourself you coward
Simple the guard
I
Get kids that's enough need to go home now because adults alone, okay
I heard that you can come out now
Okay, I get the joke now. It's not funny anymore
I don't know fellas
Seems so tight there's gotta be a better way
and
a neighborhood barbecue park house suburban
belly is rumbling along
Oh, jeez, darling, I'm so hungry.
Ah, you need this room?
Don't mind me.
I'll find somewhere else.
I need someone to put you down.
If she still recognizes me, man.
We can't really medic her because I can't even drown her in that bathroom because someone
might say
I think you'd start the party and serve her poison food, but she recognized
recognizes me. If I walk up to her, I lose.
It's all this thing. My brother's cooking. She just got a fence to offer some food for you.
I told him not to worry about the money.
Oh, that's... it's like... it's delicious.
It's like... it's like... it's like... it's delicious.
Oh, it's a big picture. I'm excited.
I
Have no no seats from that
Yeah, we can prevent people from doing this
I thought it was me, but where?
Don't mind what's wrong.
I thought it was me, but where?
You're already here.
Because I'm trying to be good.
Nothing's there to decide.
So he's gonna have a friend who's from the Dark Side,
and I'm gonna have to pay for my own death.
I'm gonna pay for my own death.
Syndicate member eliminated.
Well done, 57.
A long time no see.
the game party oh yeah the party never stops boys
it's got trips me out so hard
so
that guy needed fuel
based on his dialogue, so.
I don't have any more lethal poisons.
I mean, I got syringes, but.
There's gonna be like a frog or something we can grab.
Can't poison her with served food, by the way.
She never comes close enough for an interaction.
I think we propane her, though.
Wait while
Burner beam print for me
Burner beam print for me
Leave the clothes in the basement of the cannibal a house incorrect. They are a medic and son of the bills
a
slight right here
, I don't know what the rules are for SAF knocking out knocking out so
and
the proximity taser do
We can snag her once she walks back here.
Hmmm.
Maximity Taser has been my go-to device for killing myself in this game mode.
Yeah, it'd be like that, man.
It do be like that.
What if a medic didn't propane the bathroom?
Honestly, we could have medicated and then taser water the bathroom.
But we might accidentally kill someone, eh?
She doesn't eat so I can't leave the poisonary, also you can't serve her food.
Can she just drown her in the bowl at that point?
During this particular variation of Wittles and Crick, I was spotted drowning someone
Through the window.
Believe me.
Fuck, this is so goofy, dude.
I think we do a medic her and then set up on her in the bathroom.
I think that's the correct...
I'm really not in the mood for that.
No, I don't feel well.
You go ahead and do what you need to do.
I'm so lucky and terrified of getting seen, man, isn't it?
Does lethal inject? No, man.
I think we can turn the the faucet on and then move out of the way a little bit
and then throw the taser and then she'll step on it on the way out
This get to me please leave please leave
Why hasn't it
It's not gonna work dude, I'm afraid to walk in there bro. I'm afraid to walk in there, dude
It went off
Stop speaking around make you look like some criminal okay are you a criminal oh my god
Let's go see what the vendor has, boy.
I should have just dabbed her, you idiot.
Bros, I have lost in that exact motherfucking window, man.
I'm not doing nothing in front of that toilet in front of that window, dog.
I'm not.
Sorry Dacys, I was up...
Should've dropped the taser in front of the propane cam, they don't notice it.
I'm afraid of blowing myself up, I'm gonna be honest, boys.
Oh
Listen I swear I have a license for I just don't bring it
Hey you need anything the way
We need to find another way to set up this propane tank.
You're pretty easy with the propane thing in the bottom right of the stairs in the car
battery yeah question is where the fuck's the car battery in car
already has garage so you do you throw the propane first to the battery first I see me
Maybe for the battery first.
One, one, one, one.
It ain't here.
No, oh, there's one.
I guess we don't really need this briefcase.
I think he dropped it on me.
Huh?
That doesn't help, sir.
I think he dropped it.
Hey, long time no see.
Fuck off.
Oh
No, you don't
I have no idea what that was.
I couldn't get it.
Wow.
Hey, go see what's up, okay?
I have no idea what that's gonna sound.
well done for this one. this will surely be a blow to the syndicate.
follow me, I'll get it done.
I have two I would have been. that's the technique.
I mean, one more way of setting up a propane tank.
You got the Exploding Duck.
It's too risky because if it's the duck that kills them and not the propane, then I lose.
So there's gotta be another fucking carpad over here, alright?
garage. Oh he's in there right now.
but I'm always the type of person that I am.
Fucking creepin', creepin' people's garages right now.
Boom boom boom boom.
White truck.
You can get in here?
What the fuck?
Oh fuck!
Huh?
Uh, hey.
I think you left this behind.
I'm afraid to throw this thing, so...
I also gotta be careful not to thwart this at someone.
of
Well, which witch?
Four lepers.
Yeah, do that.
We gotta be careful not to roll this under a car, by the way.
I have lost items underneath these cars.
Just gonna walk it over here.
Oh, not right now, please.
I have to wait a cycle, unfortunately.
that
must be just reset him by doing the
man here man
of
the mother fucker did
I
Huh
Whatever dude
Let's go.
Doesn't he stop at the sign too?
I wish I was more familiar with, like, the rules of exploding this thing.
He walks past a potentially leaking fire hydrant.
Yeah.
Like, bro, if I just knock this guy out, I lose.
This has to be good.
Oh
Huh?
Huh?
There's a lot of bloody kids messing around again.
Oh, not right here.
Ah, fuck the fucking thing.
Oh
Didn't like sound that
Oh
Excellent work, 47. You've spread fear within this syndicate. You should get back to the
safe house. I'll contact you later.
Once again, the kill radius on that is kinda short, and if they're outside of the kill
radius of the propane, they get knocked out, and then I lose by the way.
Oh man, dude.
I
I
Yeah
Welcome to Hawkes Bay. We have been informed that the syndicate is currently in operation
here, but you know what to do. However, this is no walk in the park. They are on high alert,
so you need to be careful. Be careful, 47.
of
Well, then, please. This will surely be a blow to the syndicate.
Through the wall, huh? Oh my god.
That's the gun!
Damn it, he's gone!
That guy saw me out in the field.
Through the...
Through the...
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So the body against the window somehow?
Wait, did he land against the window?
perishes only to emerge from the ashes of evil. Renewed. And like the phoenix, I like the phoenix.
I see myself not as damaged with the minute by the traumatic experience, but re-vice-climb.
Who the fuck is this? He's carrying a weird gun, too.
Okay.
Right, right.
This should feel like a real, irrational presenter.
He can lean into that.
Is that supposed to be there?
Please watch out.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
I have to get out of here.
I have to get out of here.
I have to get out of here.
Where are you going, boss?
of
the
death
of
the
Do this kind of thing a lot?
Well...
Right, yeah, uh...
I-I might be...
Syndicate member eliminated.
Well done, 47.
Copy, command.
Still looking.
Right, no sign of the purple.
Come on, you copy?
Some trouble might first make an amass around here.
We need to find the purple.
Chief, none of us dead.
There's nothing at my position.
I'm going to take the purple.
I'm going to take the purple.
I'm going to take the purple.
I'm going to take the purple.
I'm going to take the purple.
of
the
of
the
the
Nothing at my position.
You can kill from the roof, remember?
Yeah, but I also got a...
Ooh.
I also got to worry about a bunch of other people on the roof.
There's like three people on the roof.
the
opposition is secured
so dark
Okay, he's moving around.
Yeah, that's what I like to see.
Yup.
of
the
death of
the
death of
the
I was close enough oh someone's screamed
I don't think so.
Is this the best option?
It is.
Immediately after, I mean, it's probably not the best option, but it's a safe option.
option because immediately after you do some show like that
um
NPCs if you're close enough to where it will happen they'll just
start shooting at you. You don't even have to like fill up their little
wind bar. So you hide away from the calm down and then everything returns
normal and then you walk out.
If you're in the general area, you're getting your cheeks clapped.
nn, nn, nn, nn, nn, nn, nn, nn, nn, nn, nn!
nnnn, nnn, nnn, nnn, nnn, nnn,
WAH, THAT'S 1 MYTH!
Not anywhere near him.
Impressive work you did back there.
I'm ready when you've prepped the next assignment.
I'm gonna go take a piss since it's not sound assassin.
I'll be right back.
Yes, Milove.
Oh
I'm a mere.
Oh, man.
Is there a mod that always makes it have the soundless ass an option?
I don't know, probably not.
I still don't get how you beat this.
That's okay.
Space drive zero, they're just up.
I'll explain it one more time.
Alright.
This is hardcore Freelancer.
There's the hard version of Freelancer.
freelance. Freelancer, you pick a campaign. There's four campaigns that you have to be
in a row. In hardcore, you can only lose once and then you lose the entire thing. In hardcore,
you have to pick a prestige objective, which is the red one on the top left. And every
mission you do, you have to do that in order to like finish the level, right?
For this particular challenge, I decided that every time, so the procedure
For every mission, it offers you three, and has a random chance to offer you Silent Assassin.
Silent Assassin has its own set of rules that you have to follow in order to beat the level.
Um...
Yeah.
Sound Assassin is hard.
I think it's especially hard in this game mode because in the main game, the maps are
the same every time.
So you do certain things every time to get the sound assassin, right?
There's no variation.
And this one, you kind of have to know, you know, you observe where every target is and
And then there's all bunch of different variables, but I'll take them out without anyone seeing, pretty much.
Alright, let me make sure I got my gun, we got it.
Some variations are a lot easier than normal missions, though.
It depends, like yeah, if you figure it out, yeah.
But once again, there is one guaranteed way to solve every mainline mission of Final Assassin.
You can do the same thing every time.
Close the fucking door!
Oh man, thought I heard something.
Check him out, over.
Excellent work, 47. You've spread fear within this syndicate.
What the fuck?
Well done, 47. This will surely be a blow to the Syndicate.
Hey, did you call again? Yeah, that's right. What's that?
I love all these bunny masks. What a fun idea.
I would have gone with you.
I'm gonna be careful here.
I don't want to get into a firefight out here just because it's kind of hard to keep track
of where everyone is.
Oh, we can't even get out there from here.
Maybe I can.
now which map would be easier finale if it was silent assassin man
And Miami could be the boat map.
And if it's the boat map and Silo's Asin, there's very few costumes I can get that will make it so...
I could like poison someone's food for using a blursome shit, you know what I mean?
Did you remember Eliminated? Well done, 47.
You should get back to the safe house. I'll contact you later.
Oh
Good work back there, the Syndicate took a serious blow.
But there is still much work to get done recuperate and prepare for your next assignment
No boat equals wind, boat equals loose.
Not necessarily.
of
the bus in the house was
Did you have regular medic waybring collectors?
Ah, we're bringing them both for extra ammo.
to Miami. We have been informed that the syndicate is currently in operation here, but you know
what to do. But this is not going to be easy. The previous actions have put them on high alert,
so you need to be tactical. Be careful, 47.
only the attack reporter but I think this is serious enough. The fact is that Crownstatt is very likely with
holding information on what actually happens on your belt. And I think the people have a lot to do with it.
You know Robert Knox beats here. Really? I have no idea.
I'm here now. Ready to meet up with Sarah Knox over at the hotel.
I fixed that look at that you can't fix this off you go
You need to show yourself, whoever you are.
Syndicate member eliminated.
Not done for me, sir.
I brought the wrong fucking emetic dark, indeed.
I
well done 47 this will surely be a blow to the syndicate
I'm going to go back to my room.
Remember folks, that endurance racing is all about getting your car to cover as many
miles as possible no matter how burned out or beat up it may be.
Oh, you're tall and handsome.
Thank you, guys.
How is that?
How is that?
He's gonna throw
Oh boy, it's coming on here, someone know you!
I
The
the
the
the
the
the
the
He's messing around again
Brother blood is sprinting
Excellent work, 47. You've spread fear within this syndicate.
You want to buy something? You name it, I got it.
You do.
Just come back here.
That's way too easy.
Until the clock ticks down.
Let's do some watching here.
I'm allowed to be here if I get in.
There's a window. Either here or here.
This and sir there's no drama just need to check
It's if you want to pass.
This is your standard procedure.
Blue Sea, ladies and gentlemen.
All right.
Good job, sir.
Thank you.
Headache, hair loss, depression.
Lucy brings you high-quality pharmaceuticals at prices you can afford.
I sure don't know how to get VIP access. Looks like that might be a card right there, but...
I'm sorry, but my hearing ain't one of those people. You see?
I'm gonna go eyes.
That guy, he chose one of the flamingo mascots,
just got jumped by this other man.
I ran away to talk to him.
We should talk to the beauty queen.
But I was waiting in my cell phone.
I got a lot of unpaid traffic tickets, you know?
And the guy was definitely weird.
Just before the attack, I heard a mumbling,
something about Sierra Knox getting it.
Can you believe that?
I believe it's Bobby Cubs.
Anybody, Cubs?
Yeah.
Thanks.
Dr. gave me some sort of vitamin hydration boost,
formerly reserved for the driver.
It picks me right up, like,
it makes me know for after the racing stuff.
Well, no, it kind of looks like the Ford of France
has a lot of knowledge for inches and I see that.
I think we are a knock-down of the witness as well.
I think it's me or something,
saying that we're here for a day or two.
I don't know.
Oh, don't worry about that.
What's up?
I'm actually...
get your invitation now please
okay you're all fine off you go
hi there
of
this road. Yes sir. Make sure to get yourself on the show.
I
Know what we call that we call that domestic terrorism
I don't know if I can trap this guy.
Where's the window?
I'm talking about the window behind me.
I'm not talking about the window in front of me.
I don't have anything I can poison the shrink with.
Rose?
Vote yay if I fucking poison this guy with a syringe while he's drinking bone if I should.
Can't you drank him? I dropped my shit.
So you get first and get in.
See if answers find the rat poison and come back.
I got to sink into another building to get the rat poison though.
You can poison the drink directly with the syringe.
So you can't, man.
Go for it.
Keep that!
Think you can remember Elin Nated?
Well done, 47.
Get back to the safe house. I'll be in touch.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Huh?
Come on!
Sarah's not...
Impressive work you did back there. I'm ready when you've prepped the next assignment.
You've done well, 47.
We now have information on the Syndicate Eater's current whereabouts.
I've provided you with new intel.
I'm just worried that we start at the checkpoint, which means I gotta ditch my fucking gun.
And if I bring more than one, I straight up have to sneak up on the little side maintenance
staircase.
And with 12 suspects and their lookouts and the assassins roaming around, like...
good and if they run also not good because I can't win so I can't just kill
them at the exit so even bringing this is kind of a risk also I have five bullets
with it right now I straight up don't think that I even bring this if I'm
being honest. Although I can stash it in that trash can or just go into that side room and
dropped on the floor that would be fine too actually yeah
Okay, here's what we're going to do.
Yeah. And then I'm gonna grab a gun to you.
Safe journey.
Welcome to the Scepter, Dubai. This is the last stand. We now know the leader's location.
However, you will need to do some recon to make sure you get the right target.
But they are on high alert, so tread carefully or they will slip away.
as to why they are here. Well, we know this. They are attending a secret meeting. As for
their identity, we know that they have black hair, they are wearing a necklace, they are
sporting a tattoo, and wearing a hat. As for characteristics, we know the target has a sweet
tooth, and they see themselves as a foodie. Use these traits to your advantage. Be careful,
47 and most of all good luck. I
Want every suspect that's around here to literally not be here. So we're gonna wait we're gonna wait
Don't have anything to throw
Excuse me, I talked to one of your people inside the exhibition, but I think she is kind of slow.
Maybe you can help?
I don't know, I don't know.
It's fine.
You know why?
I think we want to get out this way.
I don't even think we want to try it over here right now.
It's not even the disguise we want.
Oh, really?
Let's play a giga save.
I don't know why I don't like going that way, oh man.
Are you you should get back to the safe house? I'll contact you later. Who the hell are you bitch?
What if that's the bathroom
Hey, we'll get him tomorrow, boys.
Hey, we'll get him tomorrow.
It's not unfortunate.
It rather appears that you run out of luck.
Hey, we'll get him tomorrow, boys.
Hey, we'll get him tomorrow, boys.
Hey, we'll get him tomorrow, boys.
No problem, dude.