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Greetings
Default whiner I need to math nor fleet. Thanks for something boy. Go in the good fellow. Thanks for something. Hello
Dusky XD 116 months for a million years. Abusive juicies for some of the mid-style. Thanks for some of the short. Thanks for the bits, dude. I am. I hope you are too, VV. Thanks for some of the Richtofram and Veldragon. Minyosh.
Calliante Griebo. Dota 2 is trash here. Help. Thanks for subbing.
coming.
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Oh, yeah
King of Gatsx per sub brown.
Oh yeah dude, oh yeah, sometime dude.
The lady who caught us last night was the first lady I poop darted by the way.
Should not have poop darted her.
The second lady we pooped on was fine, though.
Did you recover from last night?
Bro, I've been even closer to that.
That shit was nothing to me, man.
That shit was nothing to me, man.
Hello, the bee.
Uh-uh-uh, eh-uh-uh.
This shit don't mean nothing to me man.
I'm moving different.
Ace of Hunters.
Anything you want to say to the believers?
Fuck you.
Me and the believers are beefing right now.
except for select believers name five Jesus Barack Obama Jackie Chan
Uhhh...
Martin Luther King Jr.
Uhhh... Goku.
Goofy, please, now that you're so...
Yup, yup.
I wonder about early last night, but I assumed you completed the campaign, so congrats.
Yeah...
Completed
Yeah
Come
Yeah
Leated your daily World Cup react please
Oh, dude, sucky Stan versus Ohio, dude, and the World Cup, dude.
Which country's coming on top?
Who knows?
That's crazy.
Have a good trip, Fortes.
Dude, what? Two countries going head-to-head, dude?
That's crazy, dude.
Do you imagine a team sports when World War 3 drops?
Holy fuck, people on the other hand get real obnoxious.
Dude, did you hear what the hell we've been talking about in Palestine?
Holy fuck, dude.
Dude, they scored three bombs with their capital last night.
What?
What?
Some chair like dude, my gal, she bet.
Yes!
$10,000.
where they're coming are you saw it my parlay paint off
my parlay
so loud
Okay, I'll walk around I guess.
Stop being contrarian. Dude I've seen I've seen some soccer gameplay recently dude
and let me tell you the patch notes have not been kind to the game man.
boring slugfest fucking hole my god yeah yeah penalty kicks are fun there's
Okay, how come the whole game can't just be found in case we guess like I think we should do
Martha Stewart's watching the current game. Oh, does that validate your your your hobby when celebrities are doing it, too
Is that what you needed to take the light in your brain your tiny little peanut brain?
I mean, ooh, ooh!
Martha Stewart was the best you had, motherfucker.
Doesn't she look 80?
Everyone loves it, you should love it.
Everyone loves it. You should love it.
Everyone loves it. You should love it.
Everyone loves it. You should love it.
Everyone loves it. So you should love it.
Snoop Dogg is watching the game.
Snoop Dogg is watching the game.
Snoop Dogg is watching the game.
Snoop Dogg's watching.
You don't want to disappoint Snoopy.
big now not to mention the fact that we could still visit him big snoop watching
I'm gonna kill you
excellent work 40 second you've spread fear with the missing kit
I think I probably should have started like scraping a little bit before you ate that headshot
Which other things that you don't like are we not allowed to like to
Bro you don't like whatever the fuck you want
okay
But if you're amped that fucking JV is on national television watching a FIFA game dude
I'm allowed to make fun of you for liking you understand that that like you understand the back and forth here
Hmm, where are we shooting this guy from?
No one likes our watches because of Martha Stewart, you rag.
Yeah, people have never historically watched a sport because of a celebrity Taylor Swift.
No one's ever done that, dude, you're right!
Fuck you, bitch!
Believe it or not, people in your hobby do do that!
I'm sorry, dude!
I'm so sorry!
That's just American-
Oh, true!
Just Americans think you're right, dude!
You're so right!
So, dude, there's never been the case of a celebrity in another country who's in the
football that, like, was, like, you know, used as an advertisement tool to get people to
watch football.
Okay, whatever.
That's never happened.
Never happened.
Bitch.
We'll fucking be
Then one time to happen I can't do because I don't give a fuck
But I just know it did because it's like it's like the freest advertising
There's no way it hasn't happened
If you like watching kickball, when the two countries do the battle on the field of the
pitch, do it up.
Good eye Will and I'm going to ask you about it.
No, no, don't ask me about it.
No. Please stop. Please stop. Please stop asking me about it, man.
Holy fuck, dude.
Billy in the football? You mean soccer? No.
And he never will do it.
We're talking about politics instead.
Yeah dude, why don't you go to your local town and talk to some politics with your local politicians, okay buddy?
You got this.
Effect some change.
Hold up.
No, I think I will, we just want you to know my opinions.
That's it.
And also if your opinion is different or mine, I'm just gonna yell you out.
Hahaha.
Shrek anymore is a slap fight fan?
Dude, I don't like any sport, I'm gonna be honest with you.
Um...
Billy going to be a jock and give you a wedgie.
Whatever makes him happy.
How many targets we got?
That would remove one underwear bro
only time I wear a door is when I'm leaving my apartment
that's the way that it is bros
How many skid marks you got?
You guys are dirty, dude.
Holy fuck.
You guys ever learn how to wipe your bum?
Uh-oh.
Stinky.
Boop.
Boop.
You seven water and actually scrub between your crack PSA?
Bro, that's not a PSA, motherfucker.
That's not a PSA.
That's basic knowledge.
Unfortunately it is.
This ain't a smash tournament, dude. Most people here know that shit
Like a bite my nails, but they get some pinworms in this piece
People think it's gay and won't clean their app
It's okay, dude
No, dude, I'm not gonna touch my butt hole, even if it was so, dude, so gay, dude.
I gotta go ballroom dancing with my girlfriend, see you later.
2026's most fake Twitch chat comment of the year.
Those two.
Ain't no way.
by that logic it's super gated jerk off yeah I got that same guy probably also
adheres to that
to Miami syndicate members are currently in the area find them and take them down
but that game high alert so tread carefully they were sleeping way shut up
be careful 47 okay
Honestly, I'm not sure.
Money.
Fireball, fireball, fireball.
Sup, that guy hurt your beef the last night?
He's literally
Simply by doing too much, did we beef it because we got caught by a person who should have never been there unless I
Unless I must I move them with my food
Was a foolish errand
Well, I mean, why are we talking about video games? Let's talk about the World Cup. You hear the the
You see that game yesterday, dude
Japan be Brazil 1-0
Buh-bye!
Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh!
Hey, if you wanna go on, see you around, man!
You said that ludicrous display last night?
It was fucking crazy, bro!
Keep her up!
Why bonkers man?
I like football, yes I do.
I like football and you should too.
Oh, I like football.
Scranded beans.
Oh, I like football.
Uh...
Bring it out, please.
Please.
I'm gonna need you to get down here, big man.
I'm gonna need you to get down here big bad. I don't know why I knock all these people out
Magi tippin a coal pile of the ladder or some free in the pitch dude honestly annoyed will admit to that
I've told you guys I'm just jealous
I told you guys, I'm not exaggerating. I wish I could experience that.
Hurry up. Hurry up.
Huh?
I
Don't hear that no
No.
Ah!
Ah!
Well, I was hoping for it.
They never have too much security, alright?
Yep.
Yeah, good.
Retrieves me baseball, man.
Yes.
Possible intruder, indeed.
of
Come on, good call. Come on.
Baseball.
Oh, shit.
this syndicate
My boss give me my money
Why have a gun yeah me
Do you think I could push this guy?
What do I have on me?
The lock picker.
There we go.
That's going to be a good one.
What the hell?
There we go. That's gonna be a good one.
Come on!
Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Ahhhh!
What?
Fuck!
What?
Do not move!
Alright.
Back to the safe house. I'll be in touch.
Two.
Now back at me Jimmy and Russell makes for so.
They call him a Borto.
No, that's my favorite Paraguay footballer, Aborna.
He's fucking wicked on the pitch, bruh.
Aborna.
Okay, what did I tell you?
We don't need this, we really need to pick one lock on this map.
And I don't want to lose it.
I can't even, five actual football players.
of Bordeaux from Paraguay, got Massume Bappe from Argentina, got a...
They learn hard. Yeah. Goku. And I show speed. I hope this helps.
Hey, rally. Oh, Donald Trump. Yeah, dude. I'm the US team.
Forcin'? Sorry, chatter. How could I forget?
Mitt Romney. Goku is on Mexico? Yeah, that's okay though. Honestly, I don't think it's
fair that Mexico got to claim Goku like that. But whatever.
We love Goku more?
Dude, I love Goku too, motherfucker!
How come he gets to be like a national mascot?
How come my country won't adopt him as a national mascot?
Grown-ass man, love of cartoons?
Dude!
You watch kick-ball!
What do you mean?
School year kick-ball, dude!
Don't throw stones at the glass house, big man!
I'm allowed to like Goku. He's cool and brave and heroic.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Uh, I think we're good.
The US has Wrecked Morty.
Well, I thought Brazil was playing in Hatsune Miku after they beat Japan yesterday.
We finally tracked down the syndicate leaders whereabouts. What happened? However, we do not know the exact identity of the target
So you'll have to do some recon. They just stole her careful. They're on high alert. We don't want them to slip away
Nevertheless, we do know this
A covert meeting as for their identity. We know that they have black hair
They are wearing glasses we go sporting a tattoo and wearing a hat
Sla-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra!
Bubble-blububububububba!
Oh! That's the smoke spot!
Oh, mine. That's the wilder spot.
Really, probably you pretty sure you got like a hand there you go. You have to add to go
She's she's smoking
Should I take the shot to take the shot to take the shot
Everyone
Nah, let's be a little patient dude
Bring a lot of
Drinking water
Go read a book go read a book
We're gonna launch that lady into the air
Now I left it there.
Where far to that proceeding, Wench?
I see.
I
Oh
Hey
We're gonna set up a kill dude and by set up a kill I mean I'm gonna go in this I'm
gonna go in this upstairs room and I'm gonna leave Harvey Oswald her from across the street.
I'm saying you have distinctive features.
I see you.
Okay, thank you too, mate.
Alright, alright.
Don't ever calm down.
Don't ever calm the FUCK DOWN!
Come read a book come on come next door
I
Call you a meeting again, I hate you
And
Booby doo-wop!
Booby doo-wop
Booby doo-wop
B vee vee vee vee vee vee
Seven. The target is trying to escape
The target is trying to escape
Number 7, the target is trying to escape. Don't let that happen.
Good job, boys. You eliminated the Leaser. You should get back to the Simifax. I'll contact you later.
Missed a couple shots there, boys. It's not good.
All right there.
I got here first. I get on the bus first. I get on the bus first.
Bucky.
Well done, Forrester. This will make anyone think...
Click to just chest shot the target and make him run.
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do.
Or maybe I could have shot the guy who could kill me instantly in the head or maybe I could have shot the guy who could kill me instantly in the head or maybe I could have shot the guy who could have killed me instantly in the...
You can take down the syndicate, but we have him tell that they were more connected
Eliminate them
Prepare and let me know when you're ready
Yeah, I could have gone a lot of stuff to make her run that's what I chose to do
And it was valid it was it was good lived
Actually, you could have a little bit of a
Oh
Well, we're gonna collect some more blood for the Jambia.
Jambia.
Jan?
Bia.
Might as well wear a jacket that says level one.
Hmm, that's not very nice.
I don't call you level one.
But maybe I will now.
Please no tell me he actually choked. Do you think I would still be playing?
If I hadn't choked, do you still, do you think I would still be playing?
is that is that future like the preferable future to you is that I beat it and then I started playing
again even though you said please don't tell me he chose your your ideal future is that I'm
and continue to play this way haven't been it.
I understand.
Make it make sense.
Uh-uh, eh, uh.
Oh.
It's gonna be your own personal twilight zone episode.
We've gotten close twice.
And we both times our own actions caused her to be.
How could it be?
Junior's over, Corporate needs you to paint the shed.
Not still due.
Your quest for immortality is stuck in VR prison of him for a thousand years, but only
only five minutes past.
So the kidmothers are currently in the area.
Find them and take them down.
However, they're on high alert, so you need to be careful.
Be careful, Photosome.
I want to be you.
I want to be you.
Gotta go
Probably should not slice this guy's throat guys
This guy's getting the bomb
La la la la la la la la la!
La la la la la la la la la la!
Syndicate member eliminated. Well done, Fortress.
La la la la la la la la la!
Oh you guys are gonna go fuck, huh?
It's kind of freaked up.
I'm just gonna go for it.
London style, mate.
Where's the fourth guy? Found him!
Blood's at the entrance, dude.
of
the
I just wanted to hang out with the boys at this island.
Oh, versus the ever-evolved spinoff.
Oh.
No rules this Saturday.
I still miss it.
Two seconds.
Do not care.
47 you've spread fear within the syndicate
Okay, man get off of this shit you dummy
You dumb dope
What's the plan boys? What's the plan, boys?
Uh, we kill her first so that we can begin the exit.
I think you've never eliminated.
Well done, Mr. Seng.
Hurry!
You should get back to the sea charts.
I'll contact you later.
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
Impressive work, Professor.
Let me know when you're ready for your next assignment
Just in time
Uh, how many syringes we got, zero?
Bring one.
And then we need the lockpick and the baseball.
Today's unironically the day. Thank you, Tokyo. Try hard. Thank you.
Thank you.
I'm gonna listen to that song again, okay guys?
You
Welcome to Thornbridge Manor. Intel tells us that there are syndicate members in the
area I trust that you can find them and eliminate them however this is no walk in
the park they are on high alert so you need to be careful you know what to do
47
the Alpha safe is not in a portrait with a secret mechanism for uncovering it
it's got real soul start coming yep yeah it's impressive all right
Oh
I'm sorry.
Right there.
Let me through.
I am just a little bit sick of my power.
I'm going to come and get it away.
Excuse me.
I'll have to make 5-74.
There we go.
Exit here.
Take a side.
I'll fight forward.
So many motherfuckers that are here, right?
Leave the room!
Tell me he's coming back, bros tell me he's coming back, bros.
Tell me he's coming back, tell me he's coming back, yeah he's coming back, we're good.
Excuse me.
How are we getting over there?
Waaah, waaah, waaah, waaah, waaah, waaah, waaah, waaah, waaah, waaah, waaah, waaah,
we can go this way.
There might be an easier way to climb up there.
Where do we go up one?
come on in big man wait did it come out with someone else
I think it does.
This is someone's bodyguard.
Right, yo.
Whose weapon is that?
Excellent work, 47. You've spread fear within the Syndicate.
Not good.
I think there's a quick way down to the last room that I made is.
Hope we got to go up to go down.
I
I
Can't fucking see
I want to get rid of this guy if I'm being honest.
You didn't hear that shit, bitch?
Oi!
I can't fucking climb it, mate!
Oh, maybe we do this backwards.
We got to go down to go up.
I don't know how I'm supposed to get over there.
be
move
Hi, yeah, yeah, yeah, this guy is a jerk
Here it is.
Ben?
They're all awake in here, which sucks, Penis.
Yeah, friend.
Obliterate my testicles.
Yeah.
That was scary.
How come they're not coming outside?
Whatever.
That was scary.
That was scary.
That was scary.
How come they're not coming outside?
Whatever.
Okay, we lure out here give her to jab we dart the other guy
I thought you could see me or not.
I'm not sure of that.
There's no way!
You should get back to the safe house. I'll contact you later.
Oh, no.
Definitely don't hide the bikes.
I FUCKING CAN'T!
YOU TURN THE DICE!
I literally got a mover in here!
They already put the one away.
How do we get out this base?
One one one one one one one one one.
Are you good?
No?
Alright.
Too scary to, too scary to do that one?
I want a baseball, dude.
Oh, my baseball, dude.
Oh.
I don't think I can make that.
I truly, I truly, like...
Just clear the area, I can't. Okay, unfortunately.
I forgot my base bone.
Do you think his head blocks her vision?
Head back to the safe house. I'll be in touch.
It's very dude's face.
Go away!
If I had my baseball, we could have cleared it, I could have gone back for it, but...
What could he do? What could he do?
Oh, hi.
Baseball is just soccer for yanks, it's slow and boring.
I don't know man, last time I played baseball I was like, hey, it's, uh, I kinda grew out
of it, personally.
I
Bring you
Are you
With a little warm-up session how unfortunate it rather appears that you run out of luck
You're soft as the best sport, size sport.
You shoot gun at each other.
You shoot gun, dude.
As you failed your campaign, 47, the syndicate's got away.
However, I'm sure you learned a few useful tricks.
Let me know when you're ready to take on a new assignment.
Where's the best sport?
War.
Oh, what is a good sport?
Absolutely nothing.
These maps are cringe.
Bum bum bum bum.
Yep, that's an abort.
The hate-monger!
Ho ho ho! Ho ho ho ho!
Holy fuck dude!
He's so evil!
It's the specials your arch rival is on top of wanting to jackpot.
Yeah jackpot.
Paul Pot's cousin is definitely our main villain, for sure.
You're able to break up that couple talking to each other.
I thought throwing something would give it, but I guess not.
Maybe we should like...
...want a different way.
Heh heh heh.
He thought it was fun with these missions or it was just like a completion thing.
Add mode move.
Be my therapist.
Don't worry about me, Chad.
Okay?
I am going to get some more coffee there, because that sounds swag.
Yes, below.
Yes, below.
Yes below. Yes below.
B-b-b-bodge!
A brand copy?
Oh, fucking hell.
Oh, remember if I'm being honest.
Dick copy.
This Asian lady doing my manicure on my feet said complete a campaign.
She didn't say that.
You can't talk to her.
You're too nervous, dude.
This guy actually fabricated that in his brain.
I will BRB!
Okay!
Rough tiger irons, I don't know what that is. I think it's just...
Oh, there's hematite on this level? Interesting.
That's iron, guys!
I've got some hematite in my rock collection.
We still have NerdGa? Oh yeah.
I have two prayer points, guys.
God, protect me, please!
Maybe we should save this for, uh...
Wait.
Can I, like, toggle this before he hits me?
I don't know that it's helping very much.
I don't know if 5% of like nothing is.
No way he got a guy stole it.
I think I'll be great for these.
Let's kill this in the kill the walker team.
Cut it to yellow.
Are they all chased like that?
Goodbye.
Disengaging.
There.
Big payday right here, baby.
It doesn't have to be like this, man.
The nest.
I got that tablet, little gup.
You already got that tablet, little gup.
There, go heal.
Boom!
Now, behold, my final move.
You got, Tucky.
What?
Corral!
Yippee!
What do we do here?
What does 0% mean?
Hey then, that means, Twitch chat, for example, during a same storm I have a 40% chance to
fold in somebody.
Do you think that means, do you think that means I have a 40% chance to successfully
apply the fold to it or refer to be successfully extracted.
But anyway, stay fucking cringed, Twitch Chat.
You don't know shit.
You're a fucking loser.
You went last a minute in Game Club after school, dude.
That's all I'm gonna say.
Hey!
MOTS!
Put fucking Bill O'Reilly on screen now!
Thank you
What?
What?
What?
No!
Yo, no, bruh.
No, I can't.
Dang it.
Come here.
I'll be here.
go
He's not dead he looks like all the other ones bro
They wish you a happy femboy friday?
Where's middle aged white guy day?
Starting to get heckin' mad!
How many life jumps we got?
One.
Yeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwww
We're up!
Bon voyage!
Right, all the Souls games in order?
I
Could be bad
one
one
Hmm
Do we have a visual where is can go
two
there he is right there
oh thank god you're here
please don't leave
please don't leave now
let's go hide in a second
I need a gun.
Um...
I don't know.
That's a tough question.
I
Like what the hell is that it's bloated it's a lamp Sophia the schemer. What's she up to this time?
It's a freaking lamp dude
Any impending collapse will go hand-in-hand with the Banshee.
Well, well, well.
I know.
My dear, you might as well cast a video.
I've seen blood for a certain war.
You've spread fear within the Syndicate.
Return to the safe house.
Collect yourself.
I'll be in touch.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
How do I get in here?
Well.
Climb down you fuck.
Hey you.
Do you think people ever legitimately have done a Cleveland steamer or was it just a
joke?
Nah, I don't think anyone's done that.
Maybe like a Dubai Prince?
I'll sleep with last night with two missions again.
Did we not get the challenge? What do you think?
Take a weak ingest, man.
I think we're so poor they're setting up like a thousand firecrackers on the floor.
Good.
America.
my bad big torta I do that yeah I'm doing a lot of chicken lol
dumbass
you know what I mean
I'll be contacting my credit card company and charging back when to which prime if you
do not win tonight.
Please.
No.
No.
What exactly are you trying to accomplish?
That's a good question.
Oh.
I'll type something out for you buddy, okay?
Actually, I'm not gonna do that, which ain't gonna matter.
I'm trying to beat the game.
lazy? I just think that uh, the chat command would be too long dude.
Mew mew mew mew mew mew mew
Make it a clip
Ahh
I don't want it
Lurker and Alex, thanks for subbing UFOs, Aniright, for subbing.
I won't.
Welcome to Miami.
We have intel that the syndicate is active in the area.
However, this is no walk in the park.
They are on high alert, so you need to be careful.
Be careful, 47.
They're most of all, good luck.
Jesus play it. This isn't real Miami, dude.
Let's fake me am I, where's the wiki?
Don't worry dude, I got him!
the
Well, then, please. This will surely be a blow to the safe house. You should get back to the safe house. I'll contact you later.
I forgot I shot them with my gun I had gold to explain it thank you impressive
work 47 thank you let me know when you're ready for
your next silence. Well done, 47. We now know the current whereabouts of the syndicator.
We're going to have to dark on this lady. Or man. I've provided you with new intel.
Let's bring a buff.
You know why chicken coops only have two doors?
No.
Explain, Gah.
Now Gah.
You see any of the EU and MSI last night?
Oh yeah dude.
Oh yeah.
Because if they had four they would be as chicken sedan.
On the other hand, we do know this. They are here to attend a business meeting.
We also know that they have red hair. They are wearing a necklace.
They are wearing earrings and wearing a hat. We also know that the target enjoys reading
and they suffer from dehydration. I hope these towels can be used to your advantage.
Be careful 47 and most of all, here at my gun shop. Oh spooky.
Get out of here, dude.
I could damage these.
Chicken shenanigans.
Hello?
How come I can't even screw drive around these little keypads?
I'll show you.
Ben, yes, no.
Do you have earring?
So.
He do he do
Hey, bud, yep, you gotta go
I'm doing this out of order
Stop answering the phone.
Burn.
Burn.
Bolt security.
Vault security
I'm gonna choke you here I go
now I'm IT smile you got a key card
Oh go away wait maybe they'll look out
I can't get down there maybe we should
way for Keyman. I'm the Keyman. Key bop bop bop bop. Oh, hi there.
There he is. The key man.
Oh look!
Stop moving!
Like my shoes? Thanks!
I
Yes, Tina Smith standard human there
Could be her
Bump Bump Bump
There's a good guy in here.
How are you?
Fuckin' hate you, cocaine guy.
I'm gonna hate you cocaine guy
Fucking hate you
I forget if he comes back in here
Wait, hold on.
Got my T!
Why can't I be there, dude?
Hey!
I was stuck in the computer!
Come on, Fortunet, it rather appears that you ran out of luck.
If you rob the bank and keep the money up, you're failing SA.
Yeah, I know.
I know.
No, I don't really need money.
I don't really need money.
As you failed your campaign 47 the syndicates got away however I'm sure you learned a few
useful tricks.
Well, I know you already took on a new assignment.
Wamp wamp wamp wamp.
Wamp wamp wamp wamp wamp.
Boom.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Shotgun.
Wup wup!
it's gonna be the train dude okay we're in the same
we got our pistol in a
I keep forgetting to bring something I can throw.
I for gore just bring a freelancer hitman campaign
What do you think about Lebron Jean's leaving LA at Moon Moon?
I think that I just get to catch it on my couch about that dude.
I like sports.
But mainly just gambling about them.
I mainly gamble.
Sports!
Fa-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba!
Should it gamble to you?
Yeah, dude.
Isn't that why people watch sports?
Gambling is cool.
It's basically free money that appears from thin air.
Yep, yep, yep, yep.
What do you think of the 2007 Zimbabwean political crisis? I don't think about that and I never will.
Just a Korean dice device.
Welcome to Colorado. Syndicate members are currently in the area. Find them and take them down.
However, they're on high alert, so you need to be careful.
Don't disappoint, 27.
Becomes you?
Good luck.
Gets my baseball?
Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well.
Why are these exchanges always jumping in the ass?
I'm on camera!
to
Sup, lesser guards?
Oh, he payin', dude.
Oh, he payin'.
of
the
Dang it.
Do magic and hang out at the militia complex with the boys drinking Bruce keys?
You're so cool.
Got some guns.
No one open ports!
Yes!
Reap case!
Sniper.
Where'd the last man at?
That's not the place far, dude.
Shut up guard, I'll kill you.
Not this time, 47.
Oh, man.
That's for sleeping on the job.
This guy's been an awkward position.
Wham Wham Wham Wham Wham Wham Wham Wham Wham Wham
Hey, how does he know my rank? I could be a I could be like a lieutenant left in it
Swag!
Dude, sneeze it, bro!
Swag!
Swag!
Swag!
Swag!
Swag!
Swag!
Swag!
Swag!
Swag!
Swag!
Dude, sneeze it, bro! Hachoo!
Excellent work back there, 47. Let me know when you're ready to continue.
Okay.
Get in the box. I do not require your presence, for now.
Guess like my assault rifle collection is for hunting.
I'm guessing when I was like worried people, hunting people.
In self-defense.
Do you get more money when you're prestige?
I know.
Oh, I know, I know.
have 2.5k we can get 300 dude. That's a good idea that's five hundred dollar
redo daily check to see if my highlights are disabled
They are. I don't remember why. Oh.
Wait, he typed in Unicode so it looked like he was adding me but then it didn't like actually
like highlight the background of the hat.
As though they were not ignored.
Wow!
Let's replay!
Problem
Dude you trolled me bro you trolled me dude I can read some hearts in the chat for the troll
Looking extra bald today probably lost some more here
safe journey 407. they're pretty the baseball
you know if you think about it I'm probably losing here every night
welcome to Miami we have intel that the syndicate is active in the area however
this is no walk in the park they are on high alert so you need to be careful
good luck 47
I'm gonna shoot and kill that guy. I'm gonna shoot him with my gun
This is my gun for self defense
now we get baseball
Barling!
what up fellas? another day at the post huh?
Anyway, fuck you.
Look at this guy walking around all leisurely like, dude.
He doesn't know his life's in danger.
Murder style.
I don't care about art, but no, he likes musicals.
Roll face.
I
Get a grip! Get a grip!
How unfortunate. It rather appears that you ran out of luck.
I'm sorry to say, but failing your campaign has resulted in the syndicate disappearing
off the grid.
But we know that nothing is predictable in this line of work.
I'm sure you'll get back on the sand.
Let me know when you're ready for your next assignment.
Oh, I gotta make a sports bed
Spus for sports bed
Japan
3, 4, 2, hold.
No, we're good.
We lost an AR, boys.
Oh, no!
Are you losing when you can literally see through walls at Moon Moon?
Haha, oh.
Yeah.
Crew, actually?
Hahaha!
Yeah.
Is he wrong?
Oh, ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
What?
Wait!
He said, is he wrong?
He's just like a different way of saying he's right.
Oh
We're not getting shot I'll try that this time okay, better
Sound good and the speedrun they just shoot the ground three times and it
lobotomizes an entire room it's weird. Oh yeah that's a cool speedrun trick.
I don't use it because it kind of tribbles you a lot of ices the game or you
I figured you could shoot guards.
So on and so forth.
Just like once or twice.
I forget if it's like once or twice.
No, not you guys.
Safe journey, force.
Roll an awesome flip.
You don't know how to do it.
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do.
Tell us about the new lifestyle.
Wake up.
Launchhead man. Lose match.
Die.
Welcome to Miami. We have intel that the syndicate is active in the area.
But they are on high alert. So tread carefully or they will slip away.
Careful 47.
Oh she ran she ran through
She went through here
Y'all ready for this
But for all the scripted 50 subs, holy shit
I'm just gonna go for it. It's mission one, bros.
Hello? Anybody there?
Wait, she's standing right there, though.
I like the sound of that. Hello?
Why are you looking at me?
No way.
No way.
I don't know you.
Who are you?
There's actually no way.
Why would she choose that direction?
Stop, where you going?
I think I lost leave me alone
I'm compromised by her
You think she's gonna go tell the guard why she run back. Oh, yeah. Oh
Oh, yeah, queue up the walkaway boys
How unfortunate it rather appears that you
I'm level 100
I'm sorry to say that the same new campaign has resulted in the syndicates' securing
of spirit.
But, you know, if anything is predictable in this line of work, I'm sure you'll get
back on the saddle.
Let me know when you're ready for your next assignment.
I'm ready.
Uh-oh.
Triggered.
You got triggered.
Triggered liberal?
Triggered liberal?
I think so, dude.
Liberal trigger!
Boom.
Liberal!
Submachine gun, kill, SMG.
What did I get for the...
Nothing. Wait, what?
If I have it on me.
No!
No!
That's un-lactated people voting well weller weller
Okay, we have an SMG which functions like a lockpick except it's like a gun
No
Welcome to Berlin Intel tells us that the operative syndicate members are currently in the area
track them down and do what you do best but they're on high alert so tread
carefully or they will slip away guess I got this 47
take that okay we're gonna switch to this one
Dude get up!
Excellent work, 47.
You've spread fear within the syndicate.
Is the guy got that guy back there?
Hold up, wrong gun.
The Mulitior!
The Mulitior!
The Mulitior!
The Mulitior!
Oh, these guys don't give a fuck!
of
the
of
the
Shut the fuck up.
Dumb all, I sure.
Am I misreading? Yeah, I'm misreading this.
I thought that was a downed staircase.
What the fuck am I, dude?
Right here.
What's this party dude doing, bros?
I'm gonna poison you, just kidding.
It was you, I'm Poison Man.
Excuse me, fellas.
I got a scat dattle.
Right on our name frame, frame.
It's kind of weird you can't jump across here.
the
president of your own by-cargain what would you call him what would be his logo
the super head of heterosexual guys
would be the name the logo would be uh...
Like the male symbol?
No, we go ahead this time.
Oh, no.
Oh, the molecups are here.
I'm not moving that.
Fine, fine, fine.
In rainbow.
The mega-heads.
the heads.
Front of the apron, front.
Albert, thanks for subbing. Thank you.
The rainbow used to be something beautiful.
It was the thing that God sent to Earth after drowning everyone.
And he was like, see?
Do you see me?
See guys?
There's beauty in death.
There's beauty in genocide.
this rainbow out. Don't you guys like that?
Death.
Syndicate member eliminated. Well done, 37.
You should get back to the safe house. I'll contact you later.
Wah, my head!
Favorite passage?
Lil' Uzi bird, 14-1.
Oh, they've entered it. Let me do it again.
New keypair, I think.
I'm gonna need you to keep it steppin', big dog.
I'm getting pretty quick at these levels. It's just the possibility of losing
Do we really want to China show it
No
I'm going to bring this.
Wham, wham, wham, wham, wham, wham, wham, wham.
Nope, gotta bring the dark guns.
And a lockpick.
They're carrying like a hundred K on us right now, dude.
Don't need me syringe.
I got one.
Why do you never take the coin?
Um, to be honest, I haven't googled what it does, so I don't really understand its full power.
I know it pulls people from further away.
Oh wait, I don't need a lot of things.
Non-suspicious when you throw.
Oh.
How many of you guys carry cash dollars on you when you go out?
Like you're making a conscious effort to have cash dollars.
You have like 18 bucks in cash right now?
$20 news in your wallet.
As I grew your landlord tip.
Happened across them in the hallway.
Hey man, what's up?
I'm thinking for the good job in dollars.
You carry $1,000 at all times.
Oh shit.
If you place the coin on a window seal, you can pull the suspect over from the other side.
Impressive.
I'm European, so zero dollars, because no one accepts dollars here.
Okay, clearly I make your silly little monopoly money, except dollar reviews.
Well, well, well, well, well, I think we're good.
Yeah.
Safe journey for you.
At Moon Moon Jabroni, okay?
Okay.
I'm gonna be honest, I don't even really know what a jabroni is, it's what the rock said,
it's what Billy Harrington said.
Welcome to Tron King.
Intel tells us that the operative syndicate members are currently in the area.
But what do I have to tell you?
Get them down and do what you do best.
However, they're on high alert, so you need to be careful.
Be careful, 47.
And most of all, good luck.
They only want people like us.
Let's go get her.
Why are you this old?
Mom, it's a secret that the next people are.
Never mind.
She in the lab, guys.
And not only is she in the lab.
Oh, no, this is the lady that caught us that one time.
Remember?
The fact that I can't close this door pisses me to athelach.
Where does this go?
Okay.
Yes.
I work here now so you guys can relax.
It's not weird that I'm here.
Yippee.
There's a camera around this corner.
Watch out, guys.
Pulling out my gun.
So shoot that camera.
Hmm.
Hmm.
There's our fucking camera.
Fuck!
Fuck!
Chill!
Kill, guys!
Bro, the pit was one level ago.
Where's the surveillance camera?
Not in the lab.
I'm so bad at this game yeah you guys go fuck yourself I'm gonna play some music
Let me know when you're ready.
3
3
3
3
Have a good trip 47.
Welcome to Chongqing. Intel tells us that there are syndicate members in the area.
I trust that you can find them and eliminate them. But be careful. They're on high alert.
We don't want them to slip away.
Godspeed, Forty-seven.
I'm so curious about that guy.
He seems wrong. Any clues in there?
Syndicate member eliminated. I've done 47
We got a chance to look this room's so clean you can eat your dinner
I do fell far
Bro good evening good evening
One one one one one one one one
I'll pay there. You can go right.
No way, dude.
Shit! Please! Help! Help me!
Hey! Your arms, right?
What?
Hey! I need some more help here!
They're all distracted, though.
I'll distract it though.
Oh my god.
the fuck was behind me dude
wait
Never done those.
I'm dumb.
Oh.
Weird.
I
Love
I can't
Uh, I'm not sure where to go.
Jump the ledge.
What ledge?
This one?
The ledge I was on.
That door is supposed to be open.
I see.
That's not good.
Maybe...
Hold on.
And story mode to get to the elevator, Tom?
All right, here's what we're gonna do.
We're gonna get a guy in a red suit come over here.
I said we're gonna get a guy in a red suit.
Is this a variation?
Yeah dude.
Welcome to the combo man.
What's up?
What's up? What's going on?
I need an outfit that can get me down there.
Oh, these guys aren't going to snitch on me, so maybe the only way we can do this is literally going through the front door.
I don't know, what do you guys think?
Welcome. Please follow the gray line. Security check.
Thank you.
Yeah, I'm here now. Call clear. Over.
Brother.
Copy, command. Still looking. No sign of the perp.
of
the
of
the
Alrighty, what's the plan, bro?
Whoa!
Oh, what the...
He's not...
I don't think this outfit is, uh...
Even not trespassing down here.
Tell me that should just bounce on there to go.
Yeah.
I need something else to grow
We could try to make it
This shouldn't even gonna work
I desperately need now
I think this is the elevator you're supposed to get in through, that's close.
I got nothing. Stand by.
Area clear. Proceeding to next sector. And then we got these motherfuckers.
That's our target.
Let's see what happens when we medic him.
Wait, it's not going to work.
We're gonna have to knock them out.
Security protocol overruled.
Should be able to crank up.
I'm pretty sure that like in this state they cannot be lured.
What's he coming or what?
He is.
I don't want to get him here though.
Is there a mine?
I'm such a fucking chud man.
I lost.
It's over.
Mama mia!
Come on!
Mamma Mia!
Dude, like, holy fuck!
Command area is all clear. Please advise, over.
Dude, I sure don't know the proper way to do this.
Like, maybe if I sneak far enough in, I can get an outfit or some shit.
Office is clear. Moving on. Over.
But I really can't sneak any further.
Copy, command.
Hold it.
Okay.
This is him!
Let's run!
I got no clue
Yeah, come at me no way
I'm in!
I think I'm in a freaking fire!
Stop messing.
You're not gonna have a little status on this weekend, right?
You know what I mean?
I used to be the badass I thought I was fighting with.
I don't know how to do this.
One silent as I ask of you, man.
Especially when there's a guy down there.
Listen to me now.
Now we can walk in there,
in there and literally no one gives a fuck, but...
I don't know.
I think I remember the underground base was alerted at the start of the map.
Yeah, that's the variant.
Trank darting all the guards around the target and we're trying to peek a boob for disguise.
I feel like you literally have to peek a boob for disguise because I...
Even if I had two trank darts there, behind my target.
Like, I can't trank them. Okay, because my target will wake them up.
That's just how it is.
I could...
He could move one of the other guys that isn't the target, get the outfit.
But they're acting really erratically because of the alert status, right?
So it's hard to get one, because you know, what if like that guy's partner walks by?
Or what if he approaches you in a way where it's not really possible to like, subdue him, sound the assassin?
But you get that anyway. How do you get... the only way to do that is to take out
those two guards that were walking back and forth and then you lure the target
into that side room or somewhere. You kill them that way. It's just so fucked up.
It's so fucked up.
and
put it away
put it away
put it away
I've been watching for a week and I still don't know what hardcore Freelancer Variations
mod, comma, must take Silent Assassins means.
Can you explain it please?
Explanation point gold
I think
I don't know what this mod does other than crash this game.
Alright dude, flip this shit, alright?
Get ready.
Get ready.
Because I've explained this shit 20 fucking times and it is not rocket science.
It's not.
It's truly not, it's truly not, but that's okay.
And the fact that you cannot understand what is happening
tells me that what I'm doing is such a monumental, brain-blasting task
that it is so worthy of my attention, so worthy of attempting to challenge.
Okay.
So clip this. Okay.
What are you doing? Hardcore, freelancer, variations month.
What is Variations Mod? It adds a bunch of the extra story levels that get added in the various updates and DLCs that they add into Freelancer, further randomizing the mode.
What is Freelancer? Freelancer, you go to a map, after you pick it, after you pick a campaign, you have to complete four campaigns in an entire Hitman Freelancer experience.
You pick the level you go in, boom! Randomly assigned targets that you have to kill. Okay? What is it? Must take Silent Assassin. This shit right here, okay?
prestige objectives in hardcore you have to pick one of these and you have to
complete it in order to complete the level
okay look right here look right here right here
not right there you see this this shit right here
these are all individual levels okay and these big ones right here
are showdowns where i have to find my target instead of them being randomly
assigned to me uh silent assassin what is silent
assassin fucking google it okay it makes the game much harder
cool less than a minute nice
Slap that bad boy in the motherfucking gold command, dude.
They never asked me that question again.
Just make a command at this point.
Just make it come in, that's a good idea, it might do though.
What do you think about LeBron leaving Lakers as this affects his legacy?
Uh, I don't know man.
So fucking sad though.
Where are...
Did we already get the mushroom?
I was angrily yelling.
I think I did.
of
the
where's this clip we'll see
hmm there we go commands edit goal
boom done sweet
Now, let's add the title.
Cool.
Alright.
Can you give me a summary of that clip?
I'm gonna go piss.
Can you give me a summary of that clip? I'm gonna go piss.
I'm gonna go piss. Good thing.
Here we...
Yes, me lord.
I'm losing it!
I'm gonna go kick him old!
I can't hear you!
Pussy, guys, I get my crunch from- I put peanut butters on my- er, uh, potato chips
I might put her same with me.
How come I don't sip whiskey while I stream anymore?
Ah, I got divorced.
Show match history?
Oh.
This is big one, and the one that Elsie will stand by.
The support helicopter has arrived.
Oh my god.
What's he doing?
Here, ask a troll.
The crane's laden with roots, but they are on the verge of spoiling.
Has it been left too long?
Was everyone poor here?
It doesn't look poor.
He's sat in it.
What is that?
The halo emotes are happening.
Oh my god.
That's it.
That's it.
That's it.
That's it.
That's it.
That's it.
That's it.
That's it.
That's it.
That's it.
Holy moly, dude.
They not say I consumed jankum during high school, what the fuck?
I didn't freaking know you could do that, Chef.
I don't think these things are invincible.
Yeah!
You've done it in the past, not on purpose, dude.
Drop a standing in there and you know we got flex on dude.
They need my help dude.
I'll see you in the next one.
you
I
Come no one told me there was a school shooting in this game
What's it do? What's it do? Get a grip on yourself, woman.
Oh, this guy an idiot, wait, why did he move after he got stuck?
Start wheeling on me.
Oops, they hit me, Mike.
Maybe hit more than one guy.
Hey man, maybe medical castration, dude.
The Sectomy style.
I hate Liberals.
Oh.
Oh
How are you dead?
We're all like inside of each other right now, guys. All three of us. Come back.
Fucking hot.
The fateful dungeon.
Kirby and Joy.
Mental mentality in that idiotate zone.
The nice cold Coca-Cola indeed.
Bang-cock.
Bang-cock.
Bang-cock.
Bang-cock.
Bang-cock.
Bang-cock.
Bang-cock.
However, they're on high alert, so you need to be careful.
You know what to do, putty-san.
Bang-hawk.
Welcome to the Himmepan Hotel, sir.
Bang-hawk.
of
What the hell?
What the hell?
Where are they movin' like that?
Excuse me.
What am I doing with getting that squirted?
I went the wrong way.
Oh, I did.
Mmm-hmm, mmm-hmm, mmm-hmm.
Waaaaaawwwaawwwaaww.
Wake up, bro
Okay, that's fair
My dad excuse me
Damn soda there's so many guys
Yeah, yeah.
I'm not getting the large stuff tied to its gear, huh?
Ah.
Ah!
Got a casualty!
Shut up!
Hey, go set your alarm on, would ya?
I'm on the phone, on the cell!
No!
As far as they haven't come to that door behind, I got six bullets.
sneaky
Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum
So dead
Can't miss their shot boys
I'm not going down easy.
Come on guys, haven't you had enough?
Haven't you had enough?
Haven't you had enough
Would anyone else like to fight
Holy moly
I'm leaking, C.A.V.E.
That's a big pile, dude.
Dude, it's not even highlighting them anymore because there's too many entities.
Oh my god!
Help!
I need help!
No you don't.
Well.
Bring it in, bring it in, bring it in.
Bring it in, bring it in.
Well
Hmm
Hey, hey, I need some help here.
Goddamn.
How many fuck am I able to kill these guys?
Holy moly.
Holy moly
My game lagging
Hey!
Over there!
Well done, 47. This will surely be a blow to the symbol...
First target down.
Everyone panicking?
Oh
Chill chill chill
Fear within the syndicate, I don't think the throat
Oh
He's in the suite
All right
Is that a naked? No.
Everyone must die.
Taking down this resort? No survivors!
Syndicate member eliminated. Well done.
Well, well, well...
Yeah, what?
So, you chillin'?
Alright.
How do I get?
How are there still people?
Reloads?
What?
I'm sorry!
to the safe house. I'll contact you later.
We got multiple homicides on our hands, gentlemen.
God, we must have killed like 100 people, dude.
There is a post there!
Bro!
Oh!
Ha ha ha!
I lost it, you're...
Oh!
Lift me!
I will take...
I'll lift it!
Who can save the turtle?
Where he is.
Goodbye, Pile.
Goodbye.
Goodbye, Pile.
Did you blow up a fire extinguisher?
with her? I want to crash my game. impressive file 47 this gives us one step closer to the syndicate's leader
Hmm, do you hear about that massacre in Tile Inn?
No.
Impressive work you did back there.
I'm ready when you've prepped the next assignment.
Wham, wham, wham, wham, wham, wham!
We got Dubur or Whittle Tarn.
I'll do Whittle Tom.
Yield 4 target, S.A.N.N.A.
That's so cool.
I just get it.
Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum.
Well, we know where two car batteries are.
That should be more than enough.
Is this A&F actually going on Wilson?
I'm not convinced.
There's just a couple of targets on Dubai that like, they like to stay out in the party
and shit, and they're really annoying to get.
In Whittleton, everyone's gettable.
Whittlepawn.
Lost in Dubai yesterday, though.
I lost in Dubai because I darkened someone I didn't have to darken and then I took
so long that they finished throwing up in the back, back through a door that I did not
ever expect anyone to emerge from.
And the only reason someone did emerge from that door is because I darkened them, so yeah.
The second Lady of Darken was a worthy Darken, I am over.
The first one did not have to be Darken.
Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.
Can't you see through walls?
Goodbye, money. Ow!
Goodbye, goodbye to the money.
Answer the question?
Yeah, I can see the walls, dude.
I thought that was pretty obvious.
Because I'm doing it constantly.
Welcome to Whittleton Creek.
We have been informed that the syndicate is currently in operation here.
But you know what to do.
But be careful.
They're on high alert.
We don't want them to slip away.
Be careful, 47.
I most of all, I'd like to...
I'm gonna be okay to get...
Propane one.
This guy's gonna be okay to get...
It's like this bitch right here, dude?
Who are you?
You're getting the battery.
The propane battery. Hold on, who else we got? Easy.
Mmmmmm dubious, dubious.
Okay, that's fine, we can propane that guy too.
Pen, pen, pen, pen, pen, pen.
Yeah, check this out, Ben. Check this out.
I don't think she's close enough. Just kidding.
Bang.
Ha ha ha.
Okay, sir.
We'll check from the bathroom.
Everything's okay.
Hmm?
There's the jogger.
Okay.
Oh, fuck!
Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.
Hmm.
I got some strange noises here looking into it over here.
Go in there dude.
Go in there.
I don't think I have to propane this lady.
Anyone there?
Answer.
There!
Come along, come along.
What the hell are you?
You didn't hear that, huh?
Alright.
Oh, that guy's Jeff.
Typical.
Typical, eh?
Hmm.
Hmm.
That one's not easy.
It's like an animated one.
Really?
This day is really not turning out to be a typical.
We're beeping it so hard right now.
And yeah, I do mean wait
Hey, is anyone here?
That is so weird.
Is someone there?
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Into the murder hut.
well done 47 this will surely be a blow to you
stop leaking
we're gonna put our equipment
I'm gonna knock out everyone in this yard. Me, thanks.
You can do the unsalons pistol kill? I can't bro. I'll lose bro. Oh wait, he's the
the guy that comes up here.
No, I'm not gonna rule.
Will you hear this?
Hello? Anyone there?
Look out south.
Hmm.
Who is there?
It was me, Austin!
Come on, let's go to the murder basement.
The syndicate member eliminated, and still have a .7.
You look like you're in need of some hardware.
If you got the cash, I got the products.
That's what I'm here for.
All right, that guy's easy.
Let's take care of the hard guy, shall we?
Ba-ba-doo-ba-doo-ba-doo-ba-doo-ba-doo-wa!
Ooh, sit down the rock.
That's a nice seat.
I'll be right back.
Hungry thing?
Yes, you know
No, I'm in again
Sitting on a rock
What is blood crying about?
Sit back down.
It's a beautiful day.
Okay.
What's the line this bitch up?
I can't see.
I don't think it's gonna go that far.
There's a camera right there.
Bum bum bum.
Bum bum bum bum.
All right.
Remind the cop car.
I'm paranoid.
I'm not like one million percent on how the show works.
I've never been caught doing this to someone.
Excellent work, 47.
You've spread fear within the syndicate.
I wonder if there's an extra guy down there.
That would be most unforge.
See when the car battery is launched next to the leaking propane tank?
Hmm
Why do I force the justice?
Okay, let's...
Checking in, heard suspicious sound.
Check the sound.
You're not baseball back, bitch.
Got a scat that'll pull this
Let's take some public brains for
I think I would like to lock in.
But if I find a dead body in my closet, there would be no more doors in my house.
Well, you're gonna remove all the doors?
Impressive work, 47.
Let me know when you're ready for your next assignment.
Well done, 47.
We now know the current whereabouts of the syndicator.
Please make the coke label more visible, please.
Yes, Mr. Coke.
Okay, Mr. Coke. Anything else, Mr. Coke?
I got so many guns on me, what the fuck?
Gold baller!
I don't want to bring this.
Can I get a giga cum of hell too? There you go buddy.
You got it!
Perfect bike in Saito Bengte, you got it!
Meee, wait I don't need this.
Although we could have medicated the person.
Yeah, let's do that.
Mr. Coke, permission to drink the Coke?
You can choose the Coke for Coke sponsor, what would be more favorable unlimited Coke product for like for 30k?
I don't think I'm gonna drink 30k worth of Coke
So I'd probably go 30k
I don't even think I've drank 30k worth of coke in my lifetime.
Up until now.
Y'all remember when coaxes were a dollar out of the machine?
Where are they now?
Three dollars?
Do you remember when the cans were 50 cent?
And I'm not talking about the Rapper.
Safe journey, 47.
You paid $4.29 for it on DoorDash tonight.
Hey, remember to make sure to thank your parents.
Welcome to the sector, Debar. This is the last stand.
We now know the leader's location.
However, you will need to do some recon to make sure you get the right target
But they are on high alert
So tread carefully
As to why they are here. We're gonna kill the dragon deal with us. They are participating in a handover
As for the little identification we have on them. We know that they have no hair
They are wearing glasses. They are wearing knees and wearing a necklace as for characteristics
we know the target suffers from dehydration and they see themselves as a foodie use these traits
to your advantage you know what to do 47 a foodie kind of afraid of grabbing this guy around the
So we're gonna hit him with one of these.
What's up, bitch?
Why is that gun in the floor?
Stop talking.
We got anyone in the penthouse?
We got two people there.
Probably take out the cameras.
Nah.
What's the worst that could happen?
Why is Blood staring at a wall?
Did you get a job to do?
But I like listening to the radio.
Our Royal Highness has never complained about it before.
I'm sorry, but Mr. Ingram, who is the Royal Highness's guest, has a voice.
But his name will work slower.
I don't care what tempo you work.
It will be slow.
And I'll probably get a warning about that.
You don't get to listen to the radio, I'm sorry.
Eh!
Bald, necklace, earrings, glasses?
Hand over?
Alright.
and over well well well it would appear
that it is murdering
You know, but how unfortunate it rather appears that you ran out of luck
Actually drawing board
Gotta take this ass now first every time boys
You fool you fool you fool
I know my dark and I don't think so
That was a bold attempt 47. Unfortunately the syndicate managed to go into hiding
Knowing you I'm sure that you have new ideas in mind to make sure that they won't be so lucky next time
How do you miss that
How do you miss that shot?
What a nubinstein
Maybe we got a lower sensitivity by 0.1
Safe
Uh, sure.
The lungs are out, you might want to pop those back in.
Nah, we're okay.
It's so that the air is more fresh when it's sucked in.
You know what I mean?
I gotta make a bomb.
Banana.
It's taco Tuesday and I'm celebrating.
I kinda don't fuck with tacos, man.
to be honest
uh
baby taste buds
What do you mean white people love tacos? They love mexican figurebeam
holy
Holy!
Well, Bron James loves tacos, so you should, too.
Ooh, my favorite celebrity likes tacos. I should, too.
You right?
I don't know, man.
Every time I have a taco, I'm just thinking, like, damn.
This shit kind of messy.
One, two.
I'd rather be kind of eating, like, a sandwich.
Right now, just like a sandwich.
With, like, different condiments, you know what I mean?
I do like tortoise. The sandwich, not the perverted thing you guys objectify women with
by calling them sandwiches. I do mean the sandwich. I do mean the sandwich.
I'll be in touch when you reach your destination.
I think my favorite tour guide is like a chicken.
I don't like chicken refried beans.
Welcome to Miami.
The city is currently operating the area.
Find them and eliminate.
But they are on high alert.
So tread carefully.
And they will sleep away.
She was good, dude.
But like, I think I told her to talk out any day.
It would be.
Leave the way.
Just come back if you need more.
I wonder if this guy ever comes in. Let's find out.
Do not turn slightly to the right. Thank you.
You really don't know what a tortoise is or are you doing a bit?
There's a sandwich!
Isn't it?
This guy's gaslighting me.
I'm a cop now.
a mid-surge. It's a sandwich.
My butt thinks gaslighting means lighting your flatulence on fire. No he doesn't.
Yeah, man.
You look top.
Respect.
Do not move.
What's up, you big guy?
This will surely be a blow to the Syndicate.
I
Might be a trouble
Stop over
Nothing here yet
of
the
I'll contact you later.
We need a fire hydra.
Found it.
The store better be unlocked.
I'm not sure I know cool
Cool!
Alright.
HMMHHMMHMMHMMHMMHMMHMMHMMHMMHMMHMM
You sir.
HOOS!
Light em up!
Where'd he go?
HOOS!
HOOS!
Get him out of here!
HOOS!
HOOS!
HOOS!
HOOS!
HOOS!
HOOS!
HOOS!
Fuck it, dude.
We fight till the end.
What the fuck!
Tend to see us!
YEEEASS!
You're gonna get something dying!
How unfortunate!
I'm sure I lost.
As you failed your campaign 47, the syndicates got away.
However, I'm sure you learned a few useful tricks.
Let me know when you're ready to take on a new assignment.
Time to return to Florida?
Maybe.
I can't even taunt you, I feel bad. At Moon Moon? Not bad enough to fucking keep speaking
directly to me, read your bullshit. I guess. We should change that.
Uh-uh, R-E-E-A.
Ummmmmm...
For us a very fat Hispanic woman, by the way. Very fat.
Hmm. Okay.
Rr-r-r-r-r-r-r.
Goes back in time to the Torta conversation beginning, wherein I specified...
SECONDS into beginning it that I was speaking about the sandwich.
Rrr-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r.
You should get back to the safehouse. I'll contact you later.
Okay, we're on S.A.S.O. New York. Two targets right now. It's bugged out.
Big Float uh, Big Float uh, Dear God spawn me at the entrance.
or the garage. Wait. It's S.A.S.O.
It's only two targets. How bad can it be? Like, how do we get to the CEO office?
I don't think we should do this.
I think we should do Whittleton.
Whirr, whirr, whirr.
Oh, no, do the job interview.
I can't because it's SASL.
So.
We're changing to Whittledon.
I can't see any of my object aerobics.
Who's going to win Mexico or Ecuador?
Well, first of all, Ecuador is the thing that goes across the middle of the earth.
Mexico to the country, but this is not going to be easy previous actions have put them on high
I'm not sure how they're playing football. You're tactical. You know what to do 47
Or need excuse me, excuse me. We'll need to be propane. Thank you
Thank you, thank you.
Get a guy in a basement, that's nice.
You know this guy walking around to proper tie.
Less nice.
I know who this dude is.
Hmm
Ah man, I don't think that kills him
Bom bom bom bom bom
No way.
In the park!
I missed.
I missed.
Guys, leave.
I got a bus to kill.
Guys leave! I got a bus to catch. We almost lost our dark guys.
Go away.
Thank you, it's gonna weird be in lose right away
Bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom is definitely a better place to shoot that from
This will be hidden after the rest of 2026 at moon. I'm done reading chat
Have fun speak amongst yourselves
I'm sorry to say, but failing your campaign has resulted in the Syndicate disappearing
off the grid.
But, we know that nothing is predictable in this line of work.
I'm sure you'll get back on the saddle.
Let me know when you're ready for your next assignment.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
No
Nope
Nope
Eh, excuse me
Bump, bump, bump, bump, mmh, no.
Mmh, maybe.
Get this bitch ass map off of my bath.
Put these motherfuckers back.
Construct bomb.
Commander Domo, PSP, thanks for selling. BTW?
BTW.
Maybe we should have car-batteried that guy.
Overliable.
You're like...
You're like...
Shut up.
the syndicate is currently in operation here but you know what to do but watch your step they're
on high alert it's not going to be easy we're other person oh man
floater away
be smoking
I'm
hmm
syndicate member eliminated
nice
scary
We gotta get over to Red and Black Guy Island.
Elite Guard Island.
I don't know if there's a better way.
to safe. Shut up. Let's blow this popsicle stand.
Don't I don't like when they say he's right there
I don't like that
There's a music bugged on this piece of shit map
Okay, so there's like a you can climb the wall
Isn't that?
Where though, I forget.
Over here.
We must become as elite guard.
Okay.
Anyone found anything on the security?
We might have a possible disturbance.
Am I in a tunnel?
No, we got it.
Whoever stole it, they will need USP.
My access to the building would must be somebody working with me.
Yeah, they'll be here.
And most of the others are not my arson.
Continue stepping.
from you the case find a perp and get me that usd
freaky
get a key one of my baseball
I ain't got my baseball but who is this oh yeah I'm private island dude
where's the fucking key to the jet ski anyway
Oh idiot you can't swim he probably has the key
Okay, bro, okay, bro, okay
Hey, you got a key hey
Excellent work, 47. You've spread fear within the Syndicate.
Return to the safe house. Collect yourself. I'll be in touch.
You got a key, man?
I gotta find one more guard.
Yeah.
Dub.
Got to walk across the open water here and...
Oh wait, no. It's just...it's on here. I remember.
Oh!
I got it!
I remember!
Hold on, I wanna see if there's a propane up here.
What's up, man?
What?
What?
Where?
Where?
Where?
Where?
Where?
Where?
Where?
Where?
Where?
Where?
Where?
Keep the change, Poseidon.
Infection has resulted.
Impressive work you did back there.
I'm ready when you've prepped the next assignment.
nest well well well
Let's not get caught.
Didn't I make a syringe?
Oh, maybe I went in with a biopsy and never made it.
and a sign thanks for something. Appreciate that.
Which dirtmer shall it be?
As an English person, I would like you to do the entire mission dharma within an English
accent.
This is an English accent.
this area is like normal because you also use one. It's like in movies when like the
Russian guys are speaking English.
Uh, we're good.
I'll be in touch when you reach your destination.
Which one we got?
Welcome to Thornbridge Manor.
We have intel that the syndicate is active in the area.
But this is not going to be easy.
The various actions have put them on high alert, so you need to be tactical.
Be careful 47.
That's a guard.
Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.
Maybe?
Maybe it's the waiter?
It's a guard.
They're both guards.
They're sitting down.
That is not a guard, that is a guy.
using a hookah. Can't you poison those?
I
Dear
Idea
I am you now I gotta get my frog
Okay, you literally just sneak up on him, huh?
That was pretty fucking rude.
Whatever. Not gonna let that affect us.
Put frog in the sheeshup pipe.
Enjoy, bee.
huh
How do we darken you keep it stepping fool
Oh
Fuck!
Hmm...
Me no no!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
How come this guy needs smoking to bite?
Make the guard pick up a gun?
I got this guy. He a noob for real, dude.
Hello, sir. What's up?
What's up, sir?
That's so weird.
Now back to the hotel.
Excellent work, I7. You've spread fear within the syndicate.
You should give that to the safe house, our contract manager.
Well, don't worry, it's just a shorty with a blur of just a bit.
Here we go!
If you're watching the Dantez X Jinxie collab, they're trying to teach Jinxie League like
a make-a-wish child who has severe brain damage a new way along the street.
Oops.
Sounds like cool content.
I like it. I like it. I like it.
I've provided you with new intel. Makes me happy.
Yeah.
Uh, put that away.
We got a pistol, a still nay.
We're a freaking parade, dude.
What am I gonna climb tonight probably do
to
I love Calamity. I love, I love Calamity.
Who's the loudest? Who's the, who's the, who's the loudest?
You would think after making so many bombs, he would do it a little bit faster, but no.
Let's make some poison.
At Moon Moon, Mexico is playing in the World Cup.
I suck really.
SquirrelPC, thanks for subbing.
Uh, oh, we have another one.
Whoops.
And I used the wrong one.
What a fucking dope.
Why Ave Maria is called Ave Maria?
It has a boombox on the side of it that plays one song and it's Ave Maria.
Welcome to Paris. We did it. We have managed to locate the leader. However, their identity
is unknown. To please you, I have some intel that might help you on your mission. However,
this is no walk in the park. They are on high alert, so you need to be careful. To help
you, we have the following information. They are participating in a handbook. As for their
Identity we know that they have gray hair. They're wearing. Oh my god. They're wearing
Glasses we have further intel that enforces that the target enjoys reading and they suffer from dehydration
That's all I have for you at present
Spent as a point 47
I freaking don't like this freaking man
Gray hair, necklace, maybe.
Truly a manly militiaman like this
ain't wearing nearing, right?
I can't fucking tell.
Thanks, bitch.
really slowing me down fuck sir but you're not on my list so I will have to
ask you to kindly leave whoa
got me going
I
Or did you go there yeah
What you doing buddy
I'm iron- I'm iron- the- the part. The boner part.
You got an area. Hmm.
Uh...
Oh, let's see here, we might be able to grab him around the corner.
Oh, yeah.
Nice.
Big dub.
Oh, just in case.
where
It's the wrong meeting time!
Brand owner and head designer each other.
that was clearly a hand ship
uhhhh maybe
you got earrings miss
I can't fucking tell
earring spotted
of
the
Go read a book.
Go read a book.
Better yourself.
Security!
Very well.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
And over.
Target spotted.
Come back this way coward
The leader is eliminated. Well done, 47. Return to the safehouse. Collect yourself. I'll
Touch
Where's that fucking assassin
That was not the best spot to do that for him fellows, let me tell you.
We got fire!
I get a man down and it's pissed off over here!
Don't let him get away!
Rose?
Rose.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
I'll pin down.
Pimpin, pimpin, pimpin, pimpin, pimpin, pimpin, pimpin, pimpin, pimpin.
Time to scat that, ol' boys.
Oh
Give me give me give
What are you doing?
I thought we were on alert
I was really stable well done 47 this will make anyone think twice before turning to
a life hmm make my sub now and cryptor sticks for seven
Well done, 47. The syndicate has been eliminated. However, I have intel that there are more connected.
Finish the job. Take them all down and you will be well rewarded. Get back to me when
you're ready.
Can't do boss, can't do.
Anything else boss?
I don't want to do Paris again, man.
I freaking hate to go that map.
Now this is a spread I can give by now.
Ahhhh, Jambia.
Jujujujambia!
Wham! Wham! Wham! Wham! Wham! Wham! Wham! Wham! Wham!
I wonder if it'll be the uh, the fucked up one.
Where everyone's all like,
I'm on alert,
but forever!
I went all-in on the wind, yesterday and I'm at 2k now.
Or.
Or.
Or.
Or.
Or.
Or.
Or.
Or.
Or.
Or.
Or.
Or.
Remember Cheapets? I never understood Cheapets. Was it just like a bonsai tree inside of like a clay thing that like grew outward in different shapes or what?
different shapes or what? What is that? As a kid I thought Chia pets were like
their own like organism. I was like seven.
Ch-ch-ch-chia!
Chia seeds stuffed into a clay anemone.
What the fuck is a chia, though?
It's a seed.
Right, but is it like food or is it like a bush or a tree or what?
People can eat it.
Mmm, you guys want some Chia millet for dinner tonight?
I can see a bit of Chia millet.
Mmm!
I think in my past life I was Japanese, cause I'm like super chill eating just like white rice did.
No topping.
Holy fuck, dude.
We're at the very least like new camp in Gothic in my past life, dude.
Dappin' up the rice lord, eatin' me some meat buggin' rice.
Yeah
You replace Skyrim I am a very good game
I think it's good is it great
Has any has any Elder Scrolls game truly been great me
Me you guys will probably say more when but man
And you're not right about that.
No, you're not right.
I'm gonna go pee real quick.
Yes, my lord.
Ha ha ha ha ha
They're mobbing they're mobbing there
Oh shit, ha ha ha new born 100s
Here cigarettes
Burger double burger
Those are my gas station of armies
nice
Arby sauce.
How long have there been in there bro?
Maybe not that. Try that. Just one bite.
Nooooooooo!
Soooooooo...
4...
1...
$100 bill!
Uh!
Lad!
Laddy!
H-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h!
We got to do buck!
Dude you're ho-ing!
Uh, no!
We got to do buck!
Dude you're ho-ing!
Dude, get a hold of yourself!
One thousand blade slice omni slash technique I get fresh
Thoughts on destiny it looks very cute with his colored hair and we'll give him a little
kiss on his on the nose
Hey, if you guys have been enjoying watching me play Baldur's Gate, you can play RPGs
like D&D and others on my Discord server, my subscriber only!
Discord server!
We have a bunch of game masters out there who recently put up a bunch of games for people
to join!
There's a channel near the top of the channel's list called TTRPG Recruiting, it's under announcement, and the details are all there!
Please just read the pins first! Read the first!
They redid the way that they're picking people, guys! There's no arduous sign-ups or wait lists now, dude!
He's lagging.
Oh
What he's gonna do it could literally be a monkey on the keyboard smashing it right the fuck
What I say dog my fucking card now
Bagged me dog
Dude he fucking bagged me dog
Pull him aside while I shut it down.
How about with violence?
Oh hey, what's up, mind?
It's my servant, it's you.
Yes! Oh! I don't even fucking care about it, loser. I don't care if I get hit by four
red shells, which happened by the way. Yes!
I'll get it.
That's right, he is fucking dead after being run over by Dr. Robotics.
He's a ghost now.
He's a vengeful ghost.
Wait for it.
Wait for it!
Motherfuckin' Shadow hired Dr. Robotnik to run Baby Sonic over with a sports convertible!
Motherfucker, he's new stepdad! That's right!
I took care of that little shit!
I FUCKIN' TOOK CARE!
Charlie the fucking head man.
I want you out of my house now.
No!
I'll raise you.
No, you fucking KS-ing bitch!
He has a gun too!
of
The
King. You think if I save up enough money we can co-sign the financing on my next car please any
of us. No man. They end the lab.
I hope I did this.
Okay.
Bonk.
of
I'm allowed to be here damn be it
oh this isn't good oh I don't think this is good at all damn be it
well done 47 this will surely be a blow to the syndicate
hold up
jambeam
You know, I enjoy your company, that's nice, me too.
Yeah, that last guy was looking to shut up about these girls.
Wow.
What?
I don't care if you get the taxi sign.
Hmm.
I think it's better this way.
Yeah.
I remember this.
Yippee!
No dementia.
Oh, they found the Jambia victim.
You about to get $30 worth of Taco Bell?
Sweet.
Sweet.
Don't you think that's a little too much Taco Bell?
Remember when Taco Bell tacos used to be a quarter?
I remember.
I remember.
Welcome. Please follow the grey line to security check. Thank you.
You're welcome.
Why are you looking over here?
Practice granted.
What could I interest you in you got cash screw V
Don't know to come back security protocol overruled
Access granted
Oh
We going VIP visit today my first
He's going to the bathroom.
He's going upstairs.
Got to save on that energy.
This motherfucker probably won't be getting it, leave it.
Oh, he's going to go...
Oh no.
You found a body guys
Welcome, please follow the gray line to security check. Thank you
I got so much shit in my bucket inventory.
I doth not possess the yellow.
Access denied.
Arggg!
I just love to know about Brose's project.
I'm sure it's something brilliant.
Could be.
Her programming is...
...like an update plot.
Oh, I don't want to go through the cleansing chamber.
Whoa!
What the?
Access granted
Okay, I'll go to the country chamber
I swore he was there a second ago! We gotta fight him!
Can't walk over there as an ATV analyst?
Don't come over here, bro.
Don't be a bear.
It's over. Thank you.
It's a truck, cat.
Really?
You're not going to come in here, are you, fella?
of
the
Fuckin' moan, no!
Drive to that!
Anyone copy?
Excellent work, 47.
You've spread fear within the syndicate.
Get back to the safe house.
I'll be in touch.
Well...
Grab ourselves a little assault rifle, this is your game, shall we?
Holy shit!
Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam.
Command area is all clear. Please respond.
your next assignment.
Let's do my...
Mmm...
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh yeah, bud.
Can't be a bud.
Put the freaking coin away.
Oh, I had a screw to, uh, blow one.
Ohhhh...
Oooooohhhh...
Prober.
I need bomb.
Basterlies for 7?
Hello, it's me, Will Smith, and I say hello to Miami Health Moon.
I can't even remember the lyrics anymore.
Maybe I'll play it once.
It's gonna be the Nightcore version though.
Maybe I can find a Heart-style version, actually.
I mean, I found some remixes that do not have the word Harsile in the title, but it
could be Harsile.
Maybe.
I see Will Smith Miami, Gia Kavi remix, Drop United exclusive.
Is there a chopped and screwed version?
There probably is.
It's kind of from the same era, right?
Welcome to Miami.
Inter-
Hold on.
But, so tread carefully or they will slip away.
Be careful, 47.
Whoop!
I'm gonna run over and play around with the pirate
We're playing around with the pirate deck for the fun.
Why'd they keep that?
Well, I don't know.
What's the next one?
I've just got to pick up the documents from my van, but, um,
I had to knock out a guy and steal his flamingo outfit.
Now our cop can easily do it with a shot from the pain.
And I'll tell you about his vitality in the class.
Yeah.
I figured I might get a little more spiritual out of my body.
I'll leave him alone for a few times.
To the hairdresser.
Good kids?
Good kids too.
Real solid.
Next husband, yes.
Left him for a young woman who's a child.
What?
Sex?
I got you dude.
What?
There's no one there.
Dammit.
What's going on?
What's going on?
of
It's me. I just sent you the location for the next game. I need you to build me a pop-up bookstore there.
We should be able to hold about 50 people.
Now, the main event takes place on the total floor.
The molding system that we can lure anyone we need.
Up there, quite easily.
We'll detonate the entire floor using a mean type of explosive.
I'm hoping to secure it today.
No, the agent should live. We need the witness.
We'll detonate once in a while.
I need to finish with an intel brief here, and I'll fly up.
You can leave that here, sir, okay, say what?
What?
Enough.
Idiot.
We'll drop this.
Actually started.
Ian would drop this!
This is not my ametic dark gun, guys.
I don't want to shoot all these guys, but let's show all these guys.
some words that could happen.
Uh-oh.
Excellent work, 47.
Well, that worked.
Well, well, well, well, well...
isn't there a way across yeah
when did I pick this up
This guy's literally across the entire fucking map.
Oh, yeah, we did get it from the first security guy, you're right.
Oh, and sorry for the hard right here dude.
Can you say happy Canada Day since you're not streaming tomorrow?
Yo happy Canada Day to all my Canadians dude.
The big...
C-c-c-Canada!
C-c-c-Canada!
It's not a fucking canada!
Absolutely.
And if we hit a bunch of waltzes into the high-on arena,
the challenge is the most extreme.
Doesn't this stupid dream come true?
I'm going to show you a couple of celebrities I've seen last year.
Sightseeing.
The best most cheap show ever.
Do you know what the truth is about?
I'm going to show you the truth.
You can't go to a show like this.
You can't go to a show like this.
You can't go to a show like this.
You can't go to a show like this.
of
of
of
of
of
Oh
Yeah, that's right
Dude stop walking in
You should get back to the safe house I'll contact you later
the
I hate the top of the bodyguard.
Rose of sewer rat we do we do like the sewer exits.
Good work back there. The syndicate took a serious blow, but there is still much work to get done.
Recuperate and prepare for your next assignment.
Dirt mark. Dirt mark. Dirt mark.
E-O-R-E-A-L-E-E-A.
This is not dirt mark, by the way.
You have been roost.
Eeeeeee.
I gotta buy- I gotta get a bomb.
It was an episode after Vegeta used to scatter on Goku.
Depends on the dub, my friend.
Which dub are you asking about?
Original Japanese?
Okay, we're only talking about the good dubs.
Ocean dub.
Hmm.
You know, honestly, with how much Mexico likes Goku, it might be worth watching the Mexican
dub, the Spanish dub one time, to see like what all the pipes about.
This Joker sound like it's spanish
I like the music
Okay, nevermind
Vegeta?
This is Vegeta?
I think that was Goku laughing.
Still Vegeta.
Say something, yes.
I
Really
Okay, yeah, I don't know man. I don't know man same guy
go throw up go throw up go throw up Super Saiyan 3 scene but in spanish
This is piccolo.
Excellent work, 47. You've spread fear within the Syndicate.
Ahhhhhhh!
Hehehehe!
Yeah, I don't know man.
We got the best one.
We got the best one, for sure.
Ahhhhhhh!
Hehehehe!
This is your god, Mexico!
Oh chill
Yeah, fuck you
Someone saw me push that guy to his head
Oh get back to the safe house. I'll be in touch
They actually made it
Well, well, well, well, well, well.
Why did you execute that gay couple?
Two dudes living together does not mean they're gay, okay?
All right.
But they could.
Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well.
Well, well, well...
Well, well, well, well, well...
It means they're Omega Gay.
Where where where?
Where where where?
Oh what?
Throw bar.
Explosion.
Move out! Move out!
I
Open the door dude open the door
I'm going to give you the banks of the area, check your corners, go on it.
Man, area is clear. Police advise. Over.
You look so pissed.
Chill, bro.
He's immune.
I can't believe it.
I didn't miss it sticking out of his arm!
Hey man, keep up the good work.
I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man.
I
Impressive work 47, let me know when you're ready for your next assignment
We have now tracked down the syndicate leaders location
I need to pick that I've provided you with new Intel
We got to make some poise on.
Not some people pronouncing mechas as mecha instead of mecha.
No one pronounces a metcher.
No one do that.
Give us Brazilian Goku.
I don't know where to find it.
I'm getting a lot of Brazilian funk videos.
Welcome to Thornbridge Manor, it's time to put an end to it.
The leader is currently operating in the area, however, we have very little intel on
their identity, but be careful, they're on high alert, we don't want them to slip away,
On the other hand, we do know this, they are here for an exchange.
As for their identity, we know that they have brown hair, they are wearing a necklace, they
are wearing neurons and glasses.
As to habits and vices, your target suffers from dehydration and they see themselves as
a foodie.
I hope these towels can be used to your advantage.
Be careful 47.
Oh, man, he's not staffed.
I wanted to become a fucking waiter, dude.
Reading.
My target doesn't read.
They're a glutton who only drink and eat.
Food. Water.
Do they still think it's an accident if he's undressed?
I hope so.
I forgot this was silent assassin.
of
the
that's black air
What's up?
Well, looks like our fellas are in the motherfucking mansion, dude.
you guys coming to me to hold up
and you know it's a secret
secret
secret
well I thought you'd be mad at me but
she just
I'm thinking it's probably this guy
thank me that you understood
and I was in
I get a really good talk about it
I will let you know
yeah
thank me that you understood
and I was in
I get a really good talk about it
assassin, silent assassin.
Silent assassin.
Get out!
No flugging way.
All right.
Well, well, well, well.
I got a hurl right now.
Bro, who the fuck are these people in here?
I mean, that's a lookout for churro.
I wish I'd saved a Trinkdark for this guy.
Hmm.
How do we get the bodyguard outfit here?
Normally I grab it from that fella.
I don't think I'm allowed in here.
I don't think I'm allowed in here.
I know what to do.
Right here?
Which...
No, it's not there.
It's not there.
Where's the room with the red-headed guy who's hitting on all the maids?
Hello, sir.
up. Let's do this a different way. I'm allowed to be here, not allowed to be there.
Or there we could get a guard in here
Hmm, I would prefer like a
God, can you have to make it a step?
Not the thing you would, though.
Bro, there ain't no way.
Marry me.
What's your name?
Hello?
Wait, what?
Tim.
Are you deaf?
MoFucka?
I'm stupid.
What is he checking out?
I don't know what it was, but nothing dear.
Hi, I've been back in my workout.
Okay, I'm just gonna take a look at the faintest ideas of what I'm doing.
Flip it, you're on baby.
All right, I'll go through that gate.
All right.
All right.
Now we gotta get...
Hold on.
I'm gonna go up one.
God, it's so fucked up walking up these stairs.
Who even just saw me?
Wait, maybe?
Nah, this is one of the people in the meeting.
Uh, is there a pipe that goes up?
I forgot.
Yeah, there is.
was eating this. Now, the question is, do we wait for this motherfucker? Or do we just
do it? Because I've crossed everyone off, except for two people that were in a different
kind of mean
It's gotta be him I'm trusting my god I'm trusting my god
What would Goku do trust his instinct
Hi there.
inadvertently.
Let's do it.
Sorry.
All we gotta do is not walk in front of someone who's gonna recognize us.
Swats.
I can't believe that! What if the crowning is in your hand?
And can you? Are we still going on? Even though she's still alive?
Guess, caught in, creased and all.
Do you know a wardroft in your woman?
Oh, it's complicated, little woman.
With that, I can't believe it's worth it.
But just before maybe I'll lie to you.
That was the deer and I think he was just sitting down if he was just sitting down that means
Well
No trust your instincts
It might take a little bit
Maybe.
Rewreak!
Wait.
He's going.
Wait, he's going.
safe house. I'll contact you later.
Check plug. Yeah, he's right there whenever.
Hey, you need anything?
I got some cool stuff.
Thank you.
Thank you, and you're welcome, and you get a new one.
Not any good luck, dude.
Thank you very much.
And you're a little bit a little bit a little bit a little bit...
Thanks for something.
What? Take care of something.
Brick.
No one found his body. Where was his assassin?
How I'm cruising?
Well done.
All means aside, it's the only shit you're gonna play for the rest of the year.
Um, now I'm gonna play until I win. Okay?
Do I get a little MLG 4.20 or just...
It's not like I lost it.
ready
me
me
me
me
me
me
me
me
me
me
me
Well...
Alright.
Shotgun!
Let's take a train ride, shall we?
Hmm, I mean...
They both gotta go equally, I think.
Uh, we're good.
Wait.
Whirr, whirr.
Move, Leash, Fortress 7.
A Freelancer campaign consists of four syndicate contracts.
Each time a syndicate contract is completed-
Welcome to Colorado.
We have been informed that the syndicate is currently in operation here.
But you know what to do.
But watch your step.
They're on high alert.
It's not going to be easy.
Be careful, 47.
You think he's going to save me through the truck?
of
of
Well done for the second. This will surely be a blow to the simulat.
How you doing?
Sup dude?
I am saying, it's a beautiful piece of work, I'm wondering about that.
Like I fit in, dude.
Mogadishu, huh?
Why?
What was that?
Hmm...
Of course, of course that's the music they're playing on this.
We just shoot them.
When I come by again, they're gonna shoot me in the form of playboy.
You going to pay again, dude?
Man, I sure do not know how to...
Syndicate member eliminated. Well done, 47.
Oh, come on. Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
I
Holy fuck there's so many guys
We do something like this
area
Change to grave digger actual here send your traffic over
There's a hard-ass criminal out there bro apprehended
Nothing here
of
the
the
Come on, come in, you copy?
Yeah, I'm here now.
No, nothing.
It's quiet here. Oh, right.
Watch that, moving to that location.
Out.
This is a pistol, this would be so much fucking easier, dude.
I feel like we're gonna have a whole bunch of people to start, but throw out.
Look, come on, hide!
My weapon's hot!
This is it! You got my kill! So are you out of time now? I have a bad feeling about this!
Man, I'm here now and the area is clear.
Move out!
It's off the target!
Excellent work, 47. You've spread fear with the Missile Fist.
Get back to the safe house. I'll be in touch.
Scary.
I didn't want him to go back to where he was originally because it was really hard to kill over there.
I thought it would be much easier if I didn't have to kill him with my shotgun, or should
we kill the first guy with our shotgun?
That guy was okay with the propane. Swag even.
Oh, excuse me.
Uh...
Let's make another syringe just in case.
Well, well, well, well, well, well.
Safe journey, Forty-Seven.
Welcome to Hokkaido. Syndicate members are currently in the area.
Find them and take them down.
But this is not going to be easy.
Previous actions have put them on high alert, so you need to be tactical.
Be careful, 47.
And most of all, good luck.
So, y'all hanging out over here?
Come on.
of
a relax dude
up coming to investigate our way
of
the
death
of
the
the
someone is on a galley screen
who could it be
duh it's fucking Float are you dope
I'll sit so much and go and see what the hell that was.
That's all.
Huh?
Get up against the correct wall.
Oh, I need to...
Syndicate member eliminated. Well done, 47.
Wait, hold up.
Geez!
Go pick that up!
Go pick that up!
Oh, dear.
Sir, you can't leave that here!
Just did.
And fuck you, also.
What?
Damn!
I cannot set when people are just throwing things around like this,
find out what the hell is going on.
Someone is covering.
I'm a little flug am I?
I see you again.
Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh.
Command area is clear. Please abide. Over.
That's a little harsh, isn't it? A total pain.
Okay, I understand.
Patient, good job. Name is Floresta.
Man, moving on from the restaurant, area is cleared. Over.
To the hot spring. Hope!
I don't teach you to be an evil syndicatman.
um
Maybe you can tell me is it true the boss?
I want a couple months
How do you know they're the evil ones? Oh, they got the evil red aura.
Good work back there. The syndicate took a serious blow, but there is still much work
to get done. Occupy rate and prepare for your next attack.
Bartoli
Put that away
Grab a shotgun, but what was the other option?
Sniper
Miami
You know, I think we got a sniper on this.
Was the current lore on your cursed blade, the Jamebia?
Oh, we killed like 10 people or some shit, dude.
It's swag.
I got the- no, I don't have to throw bar.
In Diablo 2, isn't it Jamvia with an M?
Pretty sure.
Which one is it?
I'll be in touch when you reach your destination.
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
The Earthless ever do anything wrong.
Yeah, he burned down his own...
Welcome to Miami.
So, look at members of currently in the area.
Find them and take them down.
But be careful.
They're on high alert.
alert you don't want them to slip away you know what to do 47 I think I think
strap almost justified
why not
Concerning? Dude, they were infected.
They were gonna turn into Zambos, dude.
It wasn't before he entered the city, but quickly became so.
Yeah, that's not wrong.
Not wrong, not wrong.
Are you deaf, bro?
Well, well, well!
you fucking blood did a 180
that's the one
okay I was about to say no one found that really
of
the
death
of
death
of
Oh
Where needed that guy
all right we gotta let's see if we can judge this oh I don't want to
explosive man hold up man wait we might have a shot here
Well done for you, sir. This will surely be a blow to the syndicate.
You've spread fear within the syndicate.
Impressive work, 47.
Let me know when you're ready for your next assignment.
Do we have to thank Dartmer or...
Itali.
Well, let's see what we can do.
I'm gonna bring more tranks.
I do not have anything to throw, but that's okay.
Have a good trip, Mr. Zephyr.
Oh...
Dammit.
I am a ram ram. Excuse me? This guy smoking? You smoking big man?
I
Don't like that really sorry for the inconvenience, but this area is restricted. I shrimp almost as lost by the way
We might be able to put this in a spot where it only knocks him out.
Like surely right here doesn't kill those guys.
How do I make it dance?
You're gonna go pay big dog
Come on in
I think we have to propane the other guy actually it's not true.
Hello?
It's just me.
Don't throw anything at me.
Please.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Was that the only one?
So, guys, I don't know, maybe we can medic dart this guy, actually.
should go over to the porpoise and we should be able to get away with drowning him.
I guess I'm just giving the jab to be safe, I think.
There ain't no way you're throwing up over here.
I swear if these sort of things happen more to me than any of them, I want to say we've
Really? Wait, come on.
No Porto-Potty-Vomit, eh? We could also...
Oh.
Oh.
I want to see if this is trespassing.
Get him up.
Of course these guys are here, man.
So fucking so fucked up
Unbelievable
We will
We're getting closer to the thing.
Calm down, calm down.
Check it out.
Great.
Gotta go do whatever did you guys do.
Those are just fuckin' mark'em in here, I think.
No theatrics necessary.
What
He
Yeah
Hello
Guard right there. Cringe?
Anyone there?
Syndicate member eliminated. Well done, 47.
of
This guy has an easy jab, but we're just going to play it safe for a second.
This guy walks up here.
If we medic this guy where do you think he goes?
Excellent work, 47. You've spread fear within this syndicate. Return to the safe house.
Collect yourself, I'll be in touch.
God man, I can feel my hair graying up.
Plank television exhibit.
We'll use the SMG.
I've provided you with new Intel.
We've seen some of the toss.
Is someone explaining to me what is going on and I understand the mod and such as he
is trying to complete every level or something.
Exclamation point gold, much harder.
It's the Pappy Lakes for 7.
I'm going to go pee fellas.
I
Oh shit, they're goblins.
Stop laughing at me!
Ow.
Stop it!
guys come on guys it's okay come on man they don't have power lines
How did I miss that one?
He cost money to relocate, I never noticed!
It might be murder in time.
Yeah, who's the biggest winner, bro?
Three-Mill face.
I will be voting for Donald Trump.
And I think Joe Biden is going to make it move.
Stupid fucking.
I'll have your chat or conservatives there just quieter.
Look, if you guys are conservatives, that's fine.
But my dad, my dad, I'm telling you, like, I got no problem if you're conservative.
I don't.
It's like, I tolerate you, like I tolerate like an elderly person that I'm sitting next
to on the fucking bus that smells so fucking bad, you know what I'm saying, whatever, it
doesn't matter, but my dad has no reason to be a consumer, he's got no fucking, he doesn't
know what he is talking about man, he doesn't.
I think the prompt was, I'm a QTpie chasing children, but it ended up looking like he was the one being chased in it almost every scene.
Look at the fucking, the blur.
And we got top right, he's getting chased by what appears to be Sonic.
When they had seen him, they spread the word concerning what had been told them about this child.
Control slantbacks? I don't know. That would sound so fucking racist, dude.
Jesus!
This janitor typed that with hate.
How live you were actually because if he was if he was getting raindled by somebody that
wasn't chance for example and that raid leader makes the call to run back in and he dies
because of that call dude you better believe that guy is going to have an unstreamable
chaff for like the next fucking month dude you better believe that 500 viewer raid leader
is gonna get fucking annihilated. No bueno dude.
Chatter said fat diverse lesbians to me
He cares? No, I don't.
Fuck! I owe that guy, of course!
Ah! Ah! Ah!
I went to go get my car!
Mother is so sexy.
You wanna take me for a ride after I get this cleaned?
A ride where?
I don't know. Your place, maybe?
I don't think my husband would like that.
Is this when the fuck do gay people drive mustaches?
I thought I'd find a new spot.
Sorry, Ace.
I'm talking about... fuck you!
We are good.
Up back, we're acting through something.
I don't blow it welcome to Sapienza we did it we have managed to locate the leader
however their identity is unknown so to assist you I have some intel that might
help you on your mission however this is no walk in the park they are on high
alert so you need to be careful on the other hand we do know this they are here for an exchange
we also have the following description on their books we know that they have brown hair they're
wearing necklace they are wearing earrings and glasses as for characteristics we know the target
has a sweet tooth and they like to read be it keeping up with the times are simply wanting to
to be inspired. I'm sorry we don't have more. You know what to do, 47. Pretty sure it's not any of them.
Basically, they've perished.
Is this the furthest I've gotten tonight?
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hmm, maybe we- Wait, hold on.
Oh, we're good.
Get the hell out of here.
Let's go to the fucking cameras.
sweet bongos
Keep it steppin' lady.
And everyone else?
And this guy?
Everyone keep it steppin'.
Keep it, keep it, keep it, keep it, steppin'.
You know, because it's not illegal to climb this, maybe I don't even have to break that.
There's so many people in there.
Um, guys...
He gon' move.
I'm scared.
Ha ha, yeah.
We're going big dog
I think we have to try come
I don't think I heard something moving into investigate over
This guy's outfit's way cooler than mine.
It looks like the fawns.
Hey!
Look out.
I forget if I can walk in there with this outfit, I forget.
Or I don't even know you can get up there.
Thank you. This lady is brown here. Oh, she has a hat. Meaning it's not her. I don't
like that whatever's gonna go down might be going down in here. I can I can say
with the utmost confidence that I've literally never been in here, P.T.W.
Not them. Let's get that all out of here.
I think that person's reading.
There was a dead rat under my boat.
Grab that.
Black air.
This is the last drop off I'm doing after this.
I'm going to require.
I need the prime of me or something.
I think it's probably this person.
I can't confirm the earrings.
some chocolate use it or lose it
The nervous?
No.
He's waiting for a meeting.
Can I come back? Open my door.
Wait!
You know the freaking kitchen?
This is turning into a bad joke.
And did I mention the bioengineering?
No, I am not kidding.
That little shit could have had a bola for a while now.
Oh, good God Christ.
Just keep a lookout, okay?
Let me know if anything pops up.
Good. I think we're done here.
I'll be right back.
Cool.
Oh, mama, yeah.
Hmm, that's a hat.
Tell me I didn't mark off my... person.
I can't tell if he's wearing glasses, I think he is.
I mean we got two people left and I'm pretty sure one of them the person's reading.
of
the
move
the red or brown
of
which we go big dog, but I got nice
Yeah, you're getting the trank big dog.
of
this is a bit just going up the bell tower right now to
Where
You ever randomly pass out in the sewer and then lose all of your clothing?
Fuckin' bitch.
Reading.
Reading.
Dude, I can't go in there by the way. There's just too many people walking around.
I'm so sorry. Not even the guards can walk through here now. So please go back, sir.
It looks black, but I feel like we had this lady one time and it was brown.
Oh no, that is brown.
What are we about to find out?
me it's for sure her right. The assassin was eyeing me. What's up, dude?
Stop being a pussy abbit.
Hmm.
I think I'll wait for it to come out here again.
Hold on.
Bro, there's just so many.
So many lads.
Okay, I was gonna lockpick that side door.
I literally can.
all the all their other targets are like across the fucking map so even if we
get this wrong we should be okay we're gonna shoot this bitch then flee through
the motherfucking sewers like splinter I can't get in there
And over.
It's her.
Yes.
Now come out here.
Yes.
Okay. I'll see you in a little bit.
Yeah, all day.
Icy Rogue and David Bowie sent eggs for seven.
Kind of looks like he's wearing a hair-past in this.
You can go into the church through the sewers if you want it.
I got a plan, I got a plan.
Clean plan right here.
We're good.
The leader has been killed.
Get back to the safe house, and I'll be in touch.
the
the
man am i just waiting oh yeah we're waiting
we don't we don't chill we don't chill
Hey, where are you running to? She's not even running!
That's weird.
Oh, you can exit this way in this variation.
Hey, hey, hey!
Stay green!
Gee, I sure hope there's no big, strong assassins on this dock ready to shoot and kill me instantly.
Alright, we're chill.
Well done 47. This will make anyone think.
Hey dubb-dub-dub-dub-dub-dub.
Bobo'd extra 101 months.
Well done 47. The Syndicate has been eliminated. However, I have intel that there are more
Well, we'll see what we get.
Hell no.
Maybe.
No.
No.
No.
Maybe.
No.
No.
Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.
Let's go make a syringe and a bomba.
The Final Six.
I wish all the names are happy together there, yeah, you missed it.
I hope you don't lose the last mission as always.
I mean, well surely when we get the last mission, if we do, it won't be a silent assassin mission
again right for the third time what are the odds of that happening right fellows
what are the odds of that happening dude my wife just asked me if I'm
watching a Jedi game whichever watch for a minute welcome to the Maldives the
The simbicate is currently operating in the area.
Find them and eliminate.
However, they're on high alert, so you need to be careful.
Be careful, 47.
That's a sus one.
Well, let's go get an outfit.
So friggin dark dude.
Hello target man.
I'm gonna give ya the poop dart.
Where will they see me?
Oh yeah, but use the bathroom though, mm-hmm
How come Blood walks through the women's room?
Well done 47. This will surely be a blow to the syndicate.
Bullshit.
We gotta become as guard.
It's time.
I want to be you.
There's one.
Okay, okay, just do your best.
I wonder what that could be.
of
What's up, guys?
Yeah, keep it real.
I will.
I will.
You know I keep it real, Stephen.
It's Jason again, please don't hang up. I just wanted to say
I love you, I know I've been good at saying that a little bit, didn't it?
I'm sad for years, maybe that's what, you know, that's why you always got a little distance.
But damn it, there it is. You too?
Syndicate member eliminated.
Well done. Get back to the safe house. I'll be in touch.
Oh god, walking the earth among mortals, but I've chosen my name.
I
Can't do that for so 47. Let me know when you're ready to continue
I
Yeah, yeah
There's about a solid here for double.
and
and
Okay.
Okay.
Let's see what we get, fellas.
Welcome to Whittleton Creek. Intel tells us that the operative syndicate members are
currently in the area. Track them down and do what you do best. But they are on high alert,
So I had to tweak and party dude.
Wait can we serve her food?
hold up
wait i don't have poison
is there a frog?
oh my god i have to say my suit is right
love
Oh geez darling, I'm so hungry.
So, what are you making this sensor carry?
I don't know.
Revenue caster.
I'm telling you, these new folks are strange.
Did you see that Cassidy guy snooping around here?
three times already. Why not just go inside and open to everyone?
I don't trust a man who can't eat a rare steak.
Really? You're the person?
What's the fuss about? There's nothing here. Look. Nothing.
Perfect.
Awesome.
I've got the paint inside here.
What you're talking about?
Smoking.
I would never use that term with you if you came with something on your mind.
It's kind of risky, but...
Nah, we shouldn't do it like this.
Yeah, fine.
First thing I'm forgetting.
Yeah, see me.
Why are you so excited?
I'll come over and ask if I could be here.
I don't think so.
I think you are.
I want some sherry in here.
Come on.
It's been like a couple of months.
I'm actually...
I don't know.
What do you think?
Oh, hey.
Did you do that, too?
He's gonna do it that way, hey?
No problem.
Hey, Sneaky, what are you up to?
That was a strange sound, but that's pretty bad, okay?
Yeah, I got it.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, like nowhere in here is safe, really, like maybe upstairs.
We're trying to get her in the garage.
Getting her in the garage is really tight.
It's really tight.
There's two people to walk in and out.
Where's the other guy?
It's me, Gustav Anna hasn't filled his blanket.
This dude.
He got darker when she walks into the garage.
Okay, so this is the other guy right here.
If I can take out these two guys.
You go and see what's going on.
Yeah, alright.
I'm going to play it safe.
He's not on the porch and he walks in a cycle.
him right there.
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Excellent work, 47.
You've spread fear within the Syndicate.
Why are you...
Why are you...
Why are you...
Why are you...
Why are you...
Why are you...
Why are you...
Why are you...
and I don't think we're gonna need the
the propane
I've got shit to do to you, you're burning your pants.
I got it.
Yeah, that's a great line.
You want the pants, it'll be exciting when we hear that.
Oh
Oh, god, I'm gonna buy a gift for my wife out of the trash.
You can climb the gutter.
yeah honestly oh no there's cameras upstairs that's why I'm doing this right
now the very inconvenient cameras
It's like a guy right above me.
I
I mean, he sees me by climbing that for sure.
I
Where is this
they say no I want to see where this guy's going right here
he's looking in a mirror right now which means if I come to that window he's
gonna see me by the way
I don't think either of those guys go in the bathroom, or they haven't, anyway.
Let me watch this one more cycle I thought one of these guards did go in the bathroom
of
I mean, I'm the one putting my neck out here and they don't care.
So not professional.
Who cares about the courier?
The courier is an extra mob up here that's making it really difficult to, uh, close up.
I have to knock him out.
I have to knock him out.
I fucking knew it, dude.
So there's a courier, there's a non target guard, and then two target guards up there.
If I'm going to go, I have to go right now.
Man, they said it was a real deer.
Why can't I fight?
Oh crap.
Man, I wish I had not wasted my tranks.
I had to hang up the car before I left.
Oh, I don't know what's worse.
My partner being angry with the boss.
Hmm
Is that the gopist
I think we should medic dart this guy and then run past him.
I mean, I'm the one putting my neck out, huh?
I'm here. Welcome there. I might just need a cab there or something.
What the hell was that noise?
I think I can syringe on here.
Well done, Forty-Z. This will surely be a blow to the Syndicate.
Okay, we're getting really spucking career, dude.
Hello? Who's there? Who made that sound?
I just love to clean up other people's shit.
Good work back there. The Syndicate took a serious blow, but there is still much work
to get done recuperate and prepare for your next assignment
only two on Japan issue is if we get the more start we bring it's really tough if it's a certain one
I think there's a good morgue start and then there's like a fucked up morgue start
of
how am I not taking a single mother fucking
of
I
Is there a spawn you don't want on New York?
Preferably we spawn in the underground
But everything's doable on this map
It's just gonna be tough because there's four targets
Welcome to New York.
We have intel that the syndicate is active in the area, but be careful, they're on high alert.
We don't want them to slip away.
Don't disappoint, 47.
Good luck.
that was close
that was close
Oh, this is not good.
All right, I think she's going to go in the...
Oh, never mind, we're good.
Excellent work, 47. You've spread fear in this syndicate.
Hey, boy, can I interest you in? You got cash?
You sure? Why not?
Don't hesitate to come back. I'm always open.
Why is it whispering like that?
I'm gonna wait for this guy right here.
Hey dude.
Okay.
Come on.
I
Hmm
I'm sorry.
Greetings, sir.
Well, actually, let's go here.
We could do the job interview.
of
the place go for the man the box, more concerned with the
I don't know what you're talking about my name's Tina
Tina Smith I work in
I'm just so surprised there's
on like uh
key card
You flip the vault security switch the vault security guys come over here.
Oh really?
of
I
Okay, I got this.
Hopper!
when it's right on the
Power up
Oh
Well, at least it's not as bad as that time in Queens. Remember that?
Ugh, the 6000 semi-incinerated files we had to tape together? Don't remind me.
Shit. I'm just saying, maybe.
This is so terrible after all.
You're all this worst kid now.
nothing to report yeah me neither
I
Let's come up the back
I bet he's seen some action
What the fuck is that?
I'm like surrounded on all sides right now.
guy has to go real quick. I don't want to get pinched here. Uh, I sir, I, dude. We're
way glad you didn't move
Charlie!
Charlie!
Why does he have his gun out?
You're freaking me out.
I did in fact not have a gun out.
Where's the...
Right there.
We're going to darken them to be safe here.
and
Come on, find me!
Hmm.
Dude.
Hey, it's me.
Yeah, I should probably do that.
Yeah, I thought that was me.
All right.
Yeah, talk to you later.
Bye-bye.
Is he gonna sell him?
Please sell him.
Yeah.
I found him.
Did you?
Move.
Or don't you?
What?
We're done a camo gun? Because?
Alright, where are you going?
The fucking angle, dude.
What the fuck was that?
I
Still went to the corner
of
the
It's coming this way.
Dude, it's like he knows where I'm standing and is positioning himself in the worst possible
fucking way
syndicate member eliminated well done 47
let's get upstairs fellas i forgot where i left me propane
Now poor guy. You did well for us. I mean, you closed the burn in the college, netted
I need your advice.
Remember that situation.
Syringe?
Nation at work, I was talking about that.
Well, I hit a bit of an obstacle here.
Yeah, we were a couple seconds off.
Is that cocaine guy?
I think this is cocaine guy.
That's what he comes to, sir.
So not for this, sir.
Why would he have to use the ball at down here?
I guess there's a sense of shit around here that he doesn't want to know.
Shut up!
You know, the only reason she'd come down here would be if the star crashed.
I'm gonna watch over the bank manager.
I don't think this is, uh, Cocaine Guy. Cocaine Guy's in there right now.
of
the world of
I
Excellent work, 47. You've spread fear within the Syndicate. You should get back to the
safehouse. I'll contact you later.
Excellent work back there, 47. Let me know when you're ready to continue. I'll be waiting.
I think it has to be New Zealand.
Can you explain why?
I cannot do the showdown on Japan. It's too risky.
But more importantly, I literally cannot do SASO on Japan.
We could try.
And the targets could be easy.
Well, we can also spawn the morgue, basically, there's seven.
with my gut. Dude, there's just so many fucking guards on Hawks Bay. I'm not
positively correct way to sneak in.
And on Dubai, there's four targets and that's just so much.
I think we could, we could gamble SASO Japan, and we could get a good start, potentially,
targets could be easy.
you'd go Hokkaido here. It's just actually so fucked up if we have a dude in the lab.
I think I'm going to do Japan.
I
I need a syringe.
Did I not just get one?
If we spawn the cliff here, how do we even get in?
by switching to New Zealand man, I don't know bro
Japan's suit only is humorous.
Yeah, but imagine if we spawned in the hot spring, dude.
There's no good choice here, I don't think.
Do you buy them?
There has to be Japan or New Zealand, what do you guys think?
I
Do you mean in the house without a disguise
Um got a lot of people to knock out got a lot of people knock out
of
I'll send it, bro.
Oh, we're good.
It's open.
It's a my room.
What are you doing in my room, bitch?
What are you doing in my room, bitch?
We gotta wait for this dude, unfortunately.
Yeah, yeah, what an oldie.
What do you think?
I don't think they have much trouble with that.
You know that.
He was just like, how about you turn him like, shut up.
Here I am.
He's sort of killing a brother to death.
I'll let him go.
He's going to search and protect us.
Holy shit.
What?
I don't think he'll move.
I mean, I don't know that was causing the golden burden.
No fucking story.
A couple of people reacted.
I am
Come this way though all the way
What?
I don't like the sound of that, hello?
Not now, please.
I am so not in the mood for this.
Genki desuka
I wonder if this guy stands in front of every door or is just these two.
We're going to wait for this guy.
Actually, no.
Actually, yes, change my mind.
What's a weird shit happen when I rent a room?
That's trespassing.
Like I've been instantly busted and shit.
damn and stupid fucking guard dude
hey anyone there
whoa man thought I heard something checking it out over
Jason Portman. A doctor will escort you to your appointment. Please proceed to the hospital entrance.
Wish I had something to jam the door with.
So
camera in the garden?
There he is.
The director.
Let's catch him now.
Mm-mm.
He's fucking camera.
How did that batter now?
How come that guy hasn't come back to play Pokemon Go?
Oh ganky deshka are you
if you're enjoying your stay.
Well, ganky desktop.
You think you'll see the coins and walk in?
Hehehehe.
Hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm?
And hanging out in the room a lot today, huh, bloater?
Hmm.
I wonder what happens if we dark them. You think you immediately...
You think you just go to this toilet right here?
Yes, you're quite awesome.
Would you like to use the bathroom?
Fuck! Wait, you might spill... Oh, yeah.
Open my toilet, you bust!
No one must ever know.
Good evening.
Are you done?
O genki desu ka.
O genki desu ka.
O genki desu ka.
I don't think I can get this guy.
I mean surely we just wait for him to cycle again, right?
We hide in that room.
It's not worth going for the dark one.
Bon Bon Wall.
Okay.
So you're just pawning your job off?
Got it?
Weird
No fucking way, dude
No, we're not good.
We are not.
Oh, we're good.
Oh, thank god.
I saw the ex-wish point and he was walking fast, so I was like, oh man, he's gonna go
tell a fucking guard, dude.
We are going to wait in here, fellas.
I
the
We got a short while to wait, fellas.
Some tunes, guards, elevator music, please.
You got so lucky on this map.
Hey, but who's idea was it?
The gamble on the Hokkaido, dude.
That was all me, baby.
Explain the walking up to the target plan.
I was going to try and duck in a bathroom,
like in one of those little center buildings
and hit him with a dart.
Basically, impatience.
What kind of shit better you do for Love Island?
I got Goku and Derek Jeter.
But motherfuckers walk around the entire complex and play Pokemon Go, dude.
Does Dark Unbreak style assassin no fire I'm sure does.
I play Pokemon Go every day.
Do you guys remember when Chuck E. Cheese said poggers?
You remember?
No?
Do you remember that?
That's Twitch history dude.
Oh, guys, I'm hungry!
Where's the Ian's name, Samhore?
Uhh, Cristiano Ronaldo.
Bro, this guy actually takes 10 minutes to walk around the map.
Chuck evil cheese.
Remember that one YouTube channel?
I don't know if we watched too many other videos, but it was uh...
Arkie.
Dude, what?
I'm getting like stomped.
The arcade uh arcade craniacs or whatever you don't talk about dude
He's like don't drink the sonic exe potion at 3 a.m. Dude the chuck evil cheese sounds like an arcade craniacs video
I got still making that content good
do it.
Fucking guards coming dude.
There's no fucking way dude.
Hmm
Mm-hmm
Mm-hmm
Just take my coin bro, please
I
Have to lure him over here make sure he goes in this bathroom because if I darken him and he didn't do that shit, bro
No.
Okay, I get the joke now. It's not funny anymore.
I'm British. Fuck you.
Now, shit yourself.
Something just crawled inside of me and died.
I cast shit yourself.
Mm-hmm.
Yonk.
What?
UGH!
No, don't.
This will surely be a blow to the syndicate.
Return to the safe house.
Collect yourself.
I'll be in touch.
Okay, go that way.
How the fuck am I-
Hold on.
That's the main.
This is the situation.
Michelle is acting very scaring.
Very goddamn.
Thank you, LeBron.
You can wait the dialogue out, they turn around.
Oh.
Early we don't get three silent assassin missions in a row?
Impressive work, 47.
Let me know when you're ready for your next assignment.
to
do by no firearms of stuff
no not really
not really because getting in is just so fucking hard dude I'm not doing that
shit what we're gonna do is we are gonna do this right now and then we are
going to hope we do not get a fourth silenced acid and proceed objective in
row on New Zealand. You know what I mean fellows? Surely not. We got four targets.
No dark gun, man.
I'm a mark of actually waiting here by using a long timer
To a lady bank obliterated
got him we're gonna bring our car battery
All right.
Hmm, they don't need the bomb.
Oh, man. Ball, the car battery will serve the purpose until we find somebody else.
So you need to be careful. Be careful, Forty-Seven. And most of all, good luck.
Who the fuck are you?
I'm- I'm waiting a cycle.
Who the fuck is that?
Bro, I straight up almost hopped that fucking barrier, dude.
I
That was a walk back.
No way.
There's still a lot of space left around, but don't worry about that.
I'm sorry, but you've dropped something.
of
Fortunately, we are allowed to be here, which makes this significantly easier.
We get the lady first.
Fucking hell, man.
Who is that?
I'm not sure if you can hear me or not, but I'm not sure if you can hear me or not.
It's smoking.
I don't think I can propane that guy.
all right come on it's not like I haven't been here before
I am so tired. All the time.
That's so fast.
This is so annoying.
I
Man heard something weird. I'm gonna go check it out
I don't like how he won't lie at their voice.
Syndicate member eliminated.
I don't like how he won't wipe their voice.
Oh
No
It's the blonde lady that doesn't move, dude.
dart her through the door. I can't use my dart guns right now. Also, I did dart her last time.
She walked to the bar and threw up over the railing.
the amount of gas device wouldn't have been good
Oh
We're gonna do we're gonna do a little cheeky little piling right now
Oh not right now, please
Uh, there's some strange noises here, looking into these copings.
What's happening to me?
What's happening to me?
What's happening to me?
Excuse me?
This lady legitimately the one best harder right here she never moves ever and I can't
her because she's standing directly next to Zolotel's. It's just it's so fucked up dude.
Well so firearms fight the darkens don't even help they don't help.
Excuse me?
Huh?
Oh.
Thank you.
Oh come the fuck on really
We might have a situation sweeping area over
Don't fall, dude.
And now this fucking guard right here, dude.
There's like extra people standing over here right now.
This is so risky because, uh, I got four fucking syringes dude, we syringes this bitch for sure.
I just have to absolutely make sure that the lady who busted us the last time is not magically
walking in this backstage area.
We're good.
I don't remember where I put my propane.
that's the lady right there that's the lady right there bottom of the elevator
Shamp again. This is our look.
It's that shit, bro.
Like, how do I get rid of this fucker, dude? You know what?
We pile from over here. Is he smoking?
I can't pile over here disregard if you could have medic that guy on the balcony
Nope.
move them!
Ay-ay-ay!
Like, what do I do here?
Would I add this part to get in a situation?
Oh my God.
Oh
For painting oh, oh propane tank
I don't why did you know I think you're that George
Where are you going?
Brothers.
I just don't know.
here is perfect I gotta get rid of this dude this dude over there it's not
perfect that stairwell doesn't get people now I've seen someone walking up
the stairwell before I don't know if it was on this particular variation
Oh my god, I forgot about the car battery.
Where's our car battery?
Hey, how are you?
Hmm, that should be good.
I don't know.
Let's see where he walks.
Yeah, we can get him on the corner there.
he's leaning on the railing? When he leaves on the balcony, he's fairly isolated. How
about the guy who never leaves the fucking balcony? Are you kidding? How about the guys
in here, dude?
to the elevator won't work because the guard takes precedence.
guard first yeah okay cool oh yeah that's just typical
Mr. Please act your age! Stop throwing!
Sir, please refrain from throwing stuff around like now, okay?
The issue is, uh...
Will he see it when I do it?
Well done for this. This will surely be a blow to the Syndicate.
Looking good, man. Looking good.
where you going big man?
Let's lay the wanders in here, I'm pretty sure.
Unless she only wanders in here when she's chosen as a target.
I ain't seein' her.
Hey, who is throwing stuff around here? Come on!
Why am I doing this? Don't we have security to deal with situations like this?
Oh my god.
Syndicate member eliminated.
Well done, Fortiselma.
Syndicate member eliminated. Well done, Fortiselma. Get back to the safe house. We'll be in touch.
Excellent work back there, 47. Let me know when you're ready to continue. I'll be waiting.
yes man yes yes dude yes man
Oh, fuck.
Now, some disclaimers.
This map is not a normal freelancer map, okay?
Because of that, I could spawn in and there could just be people around me, so.
We, uh, we will see what happens here.
Maybe we take the, uh, the AR one in case there's like a escape situation.
I've never played this map, obviously I've never played this map with this many targets.
For example, if there's one lookout for each target and one assassin for each target, it's 12x3. That's 36 mobs to them.
Right?
Think about that.
I need a pistol.
Having two guns is kinda gonna fuck me up though.
Just go pistol.
Dude, I'm imagining it now.
I
Fuck up dude. There's 30 people at that fucking car in the front in the driveway man
You know I mean like that's not a pistol scenario
Yo dude, you know what I mean?
You go to the shop for a legendary sniper.
Any explosives you can preset at extracts?
Oh my god, that's so smart.
But if I kill with the explosive, it's not good.
I can bring two weapons.
I just need to mentally remind myself that I need to kill the boss with my AR.
Can't you just take a sign for a full trigger and escape and pick up every single suspect?
theory yes okay but like the mob's sprint to your location where you fired from so
it's not it's not as free as you think it is
they also like to shoot randomly into bushes even if they don't see you so
that's an assassin shooting but yeah I'm gonna go fist
I'll keep our guests below.
Oh, pardon me.
Welcome.
My name's Queen Roger.
Oh, pardon me, welcome. My name's Queen Roger.
Okay, so you're just gonna ignore me, dude. I wish I could do that shit.
I wish I could immediately jump and then jumping attack and be immune.
That's some fucking horse shit, dude.
My schizophrenic mania.
I think it's crumpet and drake to be fair is either first or second around me and siren
were together and she had every opportunity to kill me didn't he's so good he's so good
fuck y'all are you everyone vote
Good, guys.
This guy always hang himself.
Watch for stealth drops up.
You can at least look at me while you're talking to me!
Hello, if you're hiding, I could really use the work.
What?
Uh, yeah, I'm interested.
I'm interested.
Are you talking to my brain?
My bad.
Oh my god!
I'm just pissed at fucking arc raiders didn't win, dude.
Fucking hell, dude.
That's, that's the, that's goatee.
That's goatee, dude.
You did?
Fuck, man, I'm just so fucking pissed
that Expedition 33 didn't win, dude.
That was goatee.
Not this fucking Battle Royale slob, dude.
They both won?
Dude, I'm just so fucking pissed that DK Bonanza didn't win, man.
You know, at least we got Nintendo putting out actual video games that really capture
the innocence of youth.
So this fucking bullshit modern-
No.
What inch man was?
I give up.
We're just going in, we're going in.
It's fine.
Don't panic.
I'm like pausing for a second to see if anything's moving.
You didn't see that lady behind the pillar, Twitch chat?
Oh, you guys got, you guys got a guy.
Moon Moon, you're the new Asmigold now and now that everyone knows he's Jewish.
There's a wild player moment in chat.
I played, dude, I still remember the first time I ever saw a Dynasty Warriors game and
was that is it as long as this
Don't clip that I want you to clip that
They're not powerful enough to you. Become Ragnaros.
powerful enough to you. Become Ragnaros!
There's something I want to show you.
Welcome to Hawkes Bay.
we did it. We have managed to locate the leader. However, their identity is unknown.
So to assist you, I have some intel that might help you on your mission. But watch your step.
They're on high alert. It's not going to be easy. To help you, we have the following
information. They are here to attend a business meeting. Else the little identification we
have on them. We know that they have no hair. They are wearing nemesis. They are wearing
a hat and wearing a necklace. As for characteristics, we know the target suffers from dehydration.
And last but not least, they have a sweet tooth. I hope this will help. Be careful, 47.
What on earth?
It's going to be very bad for you.
As far as I know, it's all good.
I'll have our people with anything to say the more we go.
Oh, good at all.
Come on.
You can try and hit it from here.
and
and
oh boy
Okay, bye.
in the bathroom for him. I can't get in.
Hey, there. Hope all is good?
Hello. Sorry I'm late. A lot of things going down.
I'll make this quick. Is everything set?
Don't worry. Otherwise it's going to be very bad.
Don't worry. We are on top of it.
All right. And it's settled. Don't let me down. See you.
Fine. Talk to you soon.
I don't have anything to throw.
If I shoot this, they're gonna hear the bullet so now I don't want them to run, so.
Gotta be careful.
Impressive, 47. You have single-handedly managed to defeat an entire network of syndicates.
You are truly making a difference.
Oh my god, dude.
I'm impressed, 47. You have taken down four connecting syndicates. This is a major blow
and a clear signal that no one is safe. So take some time off. You deserve it. Let me
know when you're ready for your next assignment.
Oh god.
So true.
Oh, fuck.
That was hard.
I
Be known Cadway and sue Vicky
And ship to the band I send it's seven small clarin cringing Joe and Alec and Hermesa and Yeager God and Cior Maxx for seven dude
So fucked up. Who planned all this for seven?
The adrenaline? Insane. Insane.
instantly vacated my sinuses.
Jamesx Riftin 18.
Kozy Bozy and Nacho 4G 6 or 7.
We'd do
SASO Japan,
which honestly, our targets are pretty easy.
into another silo assassin and the silo assassin no no fire arm for target Dubai
and the targets on that one were fucked up
Propane canister car battery kill was clutched dude and you need to understand
Dingsons for gifting classes what you need to understand about that is if he's not
close enough to the propane he gets knocked out instead of dying and if he
gets knocked out instead of dying I lose
that's it
Where's this rank in your gaming achievements?
Pretty high.
I'm traditionally not a good puzzle gamer.
this mode it's essentially a puzzle right and it was extra hard because I
couldn't do silent assassin at all before this challenge I couldn't do it I
had done it like once or twice
I feel like a hitman. I feel like the hitman, dude.
Yeah, that's what I would have did, that's the technique.
Now of course I say I say all missions, I'm done playing a man.
But I mean the next time we play, I mean that's probably what it would be.
I'm done playing this and it's like, yeah, like a year from now, two years from now.
Is it SASO harder or SASM?
Depends on the map and depends on what you have.
I think, uh...
It depends on your targets.
I think most times no firearms is hardest because it truly depends a little bit.
Why do I almost go inside in Hawke's Bay?
I was going to shoot everyone in that hallway real quick and then duck into the freezer,
which I have done with success before.
Considering how much focus I put in, was that harder on par with Point Man?
I think there's a lot of downtime in this game between targets or whatever.
But in...
In Ready or Not, on that particular mission...
There could be a guy running in a corner, so...
I think it required more focus than this game for sure.
Literally any fucking corner, dude.
How much did RG factor in winning?
I don't know. I think we did like seven or eight solo assassins on that campaign.
I don't- I don't feel like I got lucky at all. It's the only- the only...
The only luck I felt like I had was picking SA-SO Japan, getting the start that I didn't, and getting the targets that way.
That's the only RNG I feel like.
Can you explain why he took out the camera and did it to the target sooner?
I was waiting.
Okay, so I didn't know they were going to walk inside when I destroyed the camera like
that.
There's two guards.
But they did, but my plan was to kill the camera so that when I did eventually shoot
that guy and everyone else, that their corpses wouldn't fall in front of the camera, um,
but then, you know, I lined up to break the camera and there was only like three guards
at two guards out there, and both of them as I was going backwards, I noticed that they
were running inside of the building, and then the guy stayed outside, so I fucking, I took
the shot. That is not how I expected it would go. I thought I was going to shoot him, and
then we might not have been noticed, and then I was expecting to get hunted. But it never
happen and I think it's because he did not have an assassin.
I don't know.
No one saw him die so no one knew where he was.
That's...
I cannot stress how impossible it is to get into that house
in that particular scenario during a showdown.
Because that map is not in default freelancer for a reason, right?
And I don't ever, I never, I played showdown on the map twice
across all of the attempts we did.
And it wasn't because I wanted to.
But it's legitimately almost impossible, for example,
to get to the bathroom with that guy I medics with. I don't think it is possible to get
in there without being seen, so.
I don't know.
Oh.
Freedom.
Freedom.
Freedom.
Freedom.
I want to break free!