MOONMOON
(first time, very hard) Steve Frick activates Liberty Prime for the Purpose of Synth Annihilation
07-11-2026 · 7h 56m
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Doge and Kingpin the Strangelobdix or Sub-Unchoredix or the Bits.
There it is.
The Poop Boy.
It's not coming home. Not again.
Bloody fucking hell, not again, mate.
Four more years, mate.
Margaret Thatcher, bro.
I'm not a fucking Dacham.
Labor.
Hey fellas.
It's good to see you again, Knight.
Come back.
She's killable. Didn't know that. Wait a second. Disregard.
It's good to see you again, Knight. You've come a long way since you stumbled in the Cambridge police station.
True.
How things been over there?
Mmmmm....
Why does she look like that?
She looks kind of ghoulish.
Are the BDX-50 bad subs?
Nixcheron and dwarf lover Pyropreb and acetothin legally unaware of vitamin Cranedram should be in the stream to live in BDX.
Hey, we're the one who gets the places now.
Ah, no. Not at all.
You're only heading back into the most inhospitable place in the entire Commonwealth.
Look, I know you've been through the glowing sea before, but remember to keep your eye on your eye-counter.
If you don't, the radiation will cook it from the inside out. Good luck, Knight.
Don't spare, brother. We're gonna save the Commonwealth.
I'm gonna rob you.
I wish I was back at HQ.
I feel a lot safer with the prid one hovering over my head.
Make sure you take plenty of-
Dude, shut up. I know, I understand.
God damn it.
Radiation protection review.
Take so pill.
We're going to an underground military bunker to retrieve nuclear bombs.
Oh, he teleported!
I ran Scorpion had some smokes on.
He was getting lit dude.
Me and my hazmat suit in the wasteland.
In the glowing sea.
Gonna grow a third testicle, through which I can see.
Eyeball testicle.
detective I'm hearing some shuffling
Bro, I just killed like most of them, and that was pretty swag actually.
We chill bros. I'm still hearing some shoveling.
enhanced metal left on. Not bad. Church safe key.
Fuck out of your freak.
It's coming home.
He's fucking bombards coming on the bombards.
our way out. Missiled church safe. Watchin' no bibles. Do you even like God? I don't
I think so.
And so, the final Zambi fell.
The end.
The end.
well need a burrito 30 years of it no longer winning the World Cup but now
Yeah, I found the key.
But now we have a chance.
Now wave your favorite scran.
I've got cheese unmelted,
bread untoasted,
and a point of Guinness.
I thought that was a red scorpion hitler.
of
guys don't fight
We're running out of 38 ammo, boys, and by running out I mean I have 750, but that is much less than the 2000 we got.
fucking death bomb, mate.
initiate.
initiate the 50 count.
a fucking beast.
oh, hell.
come on in.
two
two
two
two
of
No robots.
Oh, ew.
Oh, ew.
Uhhh...
of
death
of
death
Wowzers, that's a good one.
Bama-beer.
Why'd the fly have that?
It was in his ass.
your man. Hold up. New hat. New hat drops. I see the med kit. For me, med kit.
Maybe you my soccer take for the night.
I think it's cool you guys are really into something.
Honestly, since I'm so late to the World Cup, I was thinking about starting to watch it
this way.
And we can like talk about like the regular season for the next four years of your chill with that
You skip that oh shit, okay
Guess I just guess you just won't have soccer to talk about with anyone I guess
I guess I'll do the sock to myself.
I guess.
Oh.
Postman uniform.
We'll have to eat you an ewe soccer for now on.
Yes, call it soccer.
I'm hearing some shuffling light data record
Fuck, what was the name of this, oh.
Data flight recorder?
No, what was the first word?
data recorder? Maybe you saw it in here, mate. Why is it here? That's weird. I assume this
would be like a recording I could play. Wrong. Why is my inventory so full? Is it the fat
man. Forty-four pistol. That's what I have.
Hmm. When do we get the Giga Magnum?
We're told he's dead.
Why are there guns on a plane?
This is an American plane, sir.
fucking pool this plane got freaking
No, dude.
Aye, aye, aye!
Oh, how come these things got somewhat changed, please?
How about any of these?
Oh, yeah!
Yeah, that's a death-cloth snake, though.
Yeah, I'm thinking that's death-cloth snake time.
I think I can get up here.
Hold?
But how good?
But how good.
15 no jetpack
way is there a jetpack
This is the Skyrim loop around, I said, for the place we're going to, I think.
Oh boy, can't wait to go into this military base.
Oh boy.
Is that blood or chemical?
I don't know.
I got a truck.
Fair enough.
Did we unlock the Vast Rebel?
Yes.
We gotta go back to the tub.
Baaaaaaze.
Yup.
Yup.
Twinny and Bobby Form Reeve FGO Neshwar.
This was a...
We think of that disallowed goal?
There was no tech as my...
What the fuck was that noise?
attack as my oh we love 40 and stout oh we love 40 and stout oh we got a harpoon go
hmm keep that 15 wave do not keep that charisma endurance
I hope they make soccer illegal.
It's gotta be illegal.
You ever played Road Traitor?
No.
Nay, Trapper, nay.
Well then, I'm gonna make some jet, get this chill.
Love me jet.
Give me so I go.
Okay, we got nine of those mofuckas.
I guess we don't need them anymore, huh?
Oh, need some more buff out.
How much we got?
Oh, yeah, we got a little stock.
A little stockaroo.
How much a day tripper we got, mate?
Zero, bruv.
for the dog away well psycho jet my beloved
91 Stimpak. Yeah, be like that. Yeah, we gotta like that.
Boom. You think so many drugs or characters die in this game?
I don't think so, I think they've just become withered.
Dude, drugs are different in this game because the radiation has affected our genetic makeup
so much that injecting cow shit and fertilizer into our veins is actually like a net positive.
You know what I mean?
I put away me perception in glasses.
All right.
Let's put on our fashionable glasses.
I'm in.
Alert! Alert!
Do I have no shoes on?
How long have I not been wearing shoes?
What the fuck?
I'm not wearing an outfit.
Oh well.
What do you think's lurked in here?
Ghoul?
Mayhaps?
Hell yeah.
Yippee!
Hell yeah.
Yippee!
Let me execute on Blast or Control Terminals.
Understood.
Like this one.
What did it say?
Horse lock during launch.
Oh, I don't recall the name of the thing I picked up.
Right.
Yippee!
I'm in.
Looks like I got owned, despite hiding like coward.
the airline recording was there really what was it called
It's called Airline Recording.
Buh-buh-buh, problem with the deduque.
Airline, comecording.
Wait.
It's not here.
Skyline?
Durrrrr...
He looks like you guys finally passed my test, dude.
Well played, well played.
That's right. It was called...
It started with Skyline, guys.
Skylines.
Approaching Boston from the west.
We've got heavy winds, but it should be a problem.
I'm finding up for runway 2 at heading
Some kind of bright light from the north
That's it we got noob El Bozo
El Buzzo
Sentinel...
BlackStoroughBroad.
Baa, baa, baa, baa, baa.
Overrule damage to all the Mk. 28s using this test.
I'm here in some jabbering.
Target spotted.
Yes.
What the?
Cool.
Yes.
What the?
Cool.
Nuple your mind.
Anyone want some canned dog food and dirty water?
a board launch sequence thank you
ain't none here to launch young man
How much died?
That goes to the top.
We don't give a fuck about that right now.
I didn't need them.
I was awake.
Nice try.
Making us sleep, are we?
Truly cowardly stuff.
But I've fortunately gotten me big iron.
Yep.
And he goes, BWAH, BWAH, BWAH, BWAH, BWAH, BWAH.
Die, Cultist.
You don't belong in this world.
They came here to get some nukes, dude.
You're looking hot today, man. Keep it up. Thanks, bro.
Thank you.
Thanks, dude.
You've got no legs, you've got no legs, you've got no legs, no legs.
Where are the nuclear bombs?
Help.
way first. Little Farragil smell like probably your mother. That's it. Yeah. So.
No sleeping on the job.
Okay, he's up.
Smoked him?
Yep.
He'd be like that.
Nothing personnel, kid.
Nothing personnel, noob.
Is this the way it came from?
No.
kill dude
no
I'm so pathetic looting these guys for like two calves soon like luck chat
That's probably in like 20 up high up here.
He's not fucking fair, man.
He's a fucking dumb loser.
Spatula.
Hmm.
Looted.
Dude, honestly, man, the other scabs in the wasteland, they hate to see Steve fuck come
in, dude, because that place is gonna be stripped top to bottom every time.
What's up guys?
Okay.
Hey, hit him!
Hey, hit him!
Don't drink the water, dude.
Come on man, you know what, dude, it's got the corpses in here too, dude.
You know that tastes good as hell.
Dude you're a cannibal.
Want to take that pole right here, boys?
Flawless form, flawless form.
They say that guy was the best to ever do it.
Wham, wham, let's fly our way back.
of Adam have sworn to guard this place until the time of the Great Divide, none shall enter.
Talking to you is pointless, all your petty deed will become pointless when Adam returns,
when the Great Divide cleanses this world and all in it.
You will leave this place or face Adam's wrath.
Forgive me. I wish to repent and seek the wisdom of Adam.
No! You will not temper me with your lies.
Please, I really want to serve Adam. Do his bidding, whatever you call it.
Deceiver! Your lies will be your undoing! Your time on this world has ended. Face Adam's wrath and despair!
And much me will you
This is Captain Mitch Dunleavy, 132nd Engineering Corps Excendal Site Prescott.
All lines of communication are down and we're tracking multiple inbounds on radar.
This is a drill.
We need confirmation immediately.
We've got a lot of nervous soldiers over here, Command.
This is the big one.
Nice.
They want to head home to their families before it's too late.
Diserning.
Not cool.
Not cool.
I mean that sounds like it opened.
I'ma take your nukes, bitch.
I'ma take all your nuclear bombs.
Gonna take them all.
nuclear bomb
some other corner
hate you
face the wrath of my chute gun
I placed it. Return to Procter in Graham.
It's pretty radiated in here, fellas.
Let's take a little peep-a-roop.
Look at all of these cool nuclear bombs!
Nothing cool at the end of nuclear bomb town?
I don't know man, if I was a game developer, I would have put something.
Maybe like some caps on the ground or something, you know what I mean?
Do you know what I am saying?
Wait, let's put our charisma shit on.
Yup.
What the fuck is he so skinny?
He subsists solely on stimulants.
Uh oh.
Oh wait, won't matter.
Also we are here by the way.
Yeah, go all the way back to the airport to talk to Proctoring Room.
Never heard of a fucking radio, you stupid bitch.
I don't remember stalker food so much. I think I'd do alright with all that food though.
I don't mind like the idea of eating like a giant cockroach so much.
Proctor Ingram.
all the work I've done to keep his system stable we're gonna hold
where's his dick there's only one way to find out absolutely Proctor all the
readouts look green I think it's time for you to perform the power shunt actually
I think I'm gonna let you press the button on the pilot it's a little bit
without your help we'd still be staring at a pile of disassembled parts it would
be better if a train technician performed that task but I suppose you deserve
to be the one to do it.
Who, me?
Oh, I did was kill some people.
He wouldn't say that. He's a robot.
Audio Functionality Test Initialized
Designation Liberty Prime Mark II
Mission Deliberation of Anchorage, Alaska
Primary targets Any and all Red Chinese invaders
All systems. Nominal. Weapons. Hot. Warning. Nuclear weapon payload depleted. Reload required.
Warning, power core offline.
Running on external power only.
Core restart, recommended.
Ability to repel red, Chinese invaders.
Compromised.
Green lights across the board here.
He's looking good from where I'm sitting.
Doctor, if you wouldn't mind keeping an eye on the big guy here, I'd appreciate it.
Well, I have to admit wasn't sure we'd be able to pull it off, but pretty primes looking pretty good
With him on our side, I don't see how the Institute even stands a chance
I couldn't agree with you more before you head off to your next assignment
I have something for you. I came up with this little beauty myself
I think it'll add a bit more punch to your power armor
Damn, I didn't get anything for you. Oh sure you did. It's that big metal behemoth standing over there
Anyway, that's enough of that. You better hightail it up to the Pridwin.
Elder Maxon said he needed to speak to you as soon as you were done here.
And... thank you, Knight. Without you, none of this would have been possible.
How did he make a character that actually looks tough?
He just got a aura, dude. What can I say?
Wait, where'd she give me? I wasn't looking.
Weapon?
No
I have some important work to do if you all right it was the power over thing
We'll talk to robot now
I don't know guys. I feel like he doesn't want to talk to me.
He goes proctoring and wall staring again.
I don't use power armor, dude.
I can't talk to him, he hates me.
Why?
He probably knows Steve is part Chinese, that's probably why he's racist.
Upload Grock to his brain.
Grock!
Where do we nuclear bomb these guys?
I'm not sure I like how you're asking me that and I don't appreciate being betrayed by my
own soldiers.
Proctor Quinlan completed the decryption of the data you retrieved from the institute.
A portion of his findings include a list of synths that went missing or escaped from their
underground facility.
After careful analysis of the information, we've discovered something.
Unprecedented.
Paladin Dance is a perfect match for one of the synths on that list.
What? I didn't read that.
Seven to make matters worse. He's gone able disappeared without a trace
Simply reinforces our conclusion that in seven nine seven and Paladin dance are one in the same
I'm finding it difficult to believe that he never confided in you. I never talked to this guy
You have to believe me he never told me he was a synth
Hmm. Apparently I've misjudged you, which means I've decided to take you at your word.
However, that doesn't absolve you of your duty.
Dance is a sin. He represents everything we hate.
A monstrosity of technology. Our mission in the Commonwealth is clear.
The Institute and its creations need to be destroyed in order to preserve our future,
which leaves me facing the most difficult order I've ever given.
I'm ordering you to hunt down dance and execute him
With pleasure I'll make him pay for lying to us. I appreciate your cooperation
Listen, I'm not blind to the fact that dance was your mentor and this isn't an urgent affair
But if we're to remain strong we can't afford to make exceptions
even when it means executing one of our own fine Proctor Quinten he's been
analyzing the data and should be able to provide you with a starting point and
night there's a promotion for you writing on the results of these orders so
don't disappoint me I'm killing him and I'm taking his rank dude
Attention all Brotherhood soldiers, if you have not yet received your Squire Mentorship
Assignment please come see me on the bridge.
Oh, Knight.
Repeat, if you have not received your Mentorship Assignment, please report to the bridge.
That is all.
I
Yeah, oh night. I was told you were coming sorry about this business with dance
Dude, I I barely talked to a man. I barely thought I don't need apologies. I need to know where he is
Yes, you're quite right. I've been pouring over dances duty reports and unfortunately
I haven't found any concrete information as you're well aware
Dance had intimate knowledge of the Commonwealth and I'm afraid he could be seeking refuge anywhere
I think our best approach would be to identify every location
He's ever visited and eliminate them as possibilities one by one
You may want to get comfortable. This could take quite a bit of what the hell is this crap about dance being a sin
I assume your outburst was a reference to some doubt regarding Gaunt's identity.
I can assure you that my findings are quite accurate, Scrype.
So he sets Danse up and then you knock him down?
Is that it?
I don't like your tone, Haley.
My tone?
Who cares about protocol at a time like this?
I can't believe that after everything Paladin Danse did for you,
you're just gonna turn your back on him like this.
There's obviously been a mistake, and we need to get to the bottom of it.
Scribe Halen!
You're addressing a senior officer, and you will show him the respect that he's due.
Or so help me, I'll have you brought up on charges.
Now, unless you're here with information that can assist us,
I suggest you return to the police station immediately.
Of course.
My apologies, Proctor.
I believe I have some information that's relevant to the search.
Very well then.
Would you care to enlighten us?
or do we have to wait until you decide to grace us with your knowledge night if you'd accompany me
to the flight deck i'd like to show you the information i've compiled firsthand i've stored
the data on my vertebra gunships computer uh at this point i'll take all the help i can get
very good sir proceed night i'll continue doing my research here if you'll follow me sir
So, he didn't give us anything.
Bro, this guy's probably like visiting like his dead dog's grave or something.
My duty shift was long, but I'm glad we're making a difference out here.
New Picola!
Want him?
And my friendship, I don't care what Quinlan's report says. I don't care if he's a machine or not
He's still dance
This bitch is fundamentally misunderstanding the purpose of like that guy being a synth, right?
Like he's literally here to spy and collect information and to replace humanity
Yeah
Why are you telling me all of this because
Someone has to before you rush off and carry out Maxon's orders without thinking about what you're doing dance is the most
Selfless person I've ever met I've watched him risk his own life based on nothing more than principle alone
That's why I'm asking you
Not just as a member of the brotherhood
but as a human being give him a chance let him tell his side of the story if
you're not convinced by what he says or somehow he's become truly lost to us then
you do what you have to do all right I'll hear him out that's all that I ask
I'll just have to trust that when the time comes you'll do the right thing super
Sausage, though.
I don't know about Scrappin' or I. I think she loves her little silver bit so much.
Do you play the It's Comin' Home video?
Oh, do you guys win your little kickball match?
That's cool, man.
That's cool.
Let's go eat some melted cheese on stale bread or some shit.
Papa Wood Banes.
care do not fucking care we've been here no do not care my
Look at the halves there.
Fucking English breakfast.
Oh, I'll take three blood sausages, two blood sausages.
walking, sliced tomato for some reason, eggs, beans, toast, mushrooms, stuff, 50XP, not bad.
cover?
how's our wig doing?
not fucking bad, mate
it's coming home
Do the how many more games they got to win to win by the way anyone now, but there's like I bet they go in like six more games or some shit
To go they get bit
They can't win it's very important that they don't
They'll all be over this time next week, I'll think fuck dude.
Oh
All right there
Three my ass
be me, go to local sports bar, world cups on 12 different TVs, every person I've ever known
is wearing an england jersey, all of a sudden they're speaking in, you're speaking in British
Yeah, Mike. I'm actually one fourth-grade. I'm a grandmother's son.
Everyone at the bar I've ever known who normally drinks like a Budweiser is drinking a Guinness Stout.
out. The British don't even like Guinness.
Yeah, the British Empire wasn't that bad back.
Why am I going back to it?
Nobody likes Guinness, it's a scion. Yeah, I can agree with that. I've had a... I've had a
couple of different guinnesses like you know what you guys are the one with the
the fucking plastic a bit in the neck I'm talking about like the thingy the
nitro yeah hey talk to me bitch
All right, I'll walk around all right, dude was a surprise Max and sent you you never like to do the dirty work himself. I
Wish you would have told me the truth dance
I might have if I'd known what I was until Quinlan got that list decoded
I thought since we're the enemy I never expected to hear that I was one of them if it wasn't for Halen
We wouldn't even be having this conversation
So, what are your orders? Does Maxon even want me alive?
Uhhh...
How could you not know that you're a synth?
It doesn't make sense to me either.
It just feels like a cruel joke.
I remember being a child.
I remember growing up in the ruins of everything.
I suppose they programmed that all into my head.
I mean, I feel like I've been in control of my entire life.
Making my own decisions and determining my own fate. Even though the proof states I'm a synth.
I don't feel any different than I did before.
I still feel like a human.
Why does any of this even matter to you? You're obviously here to carry out Maxon's orders.
Is he even on me alive?
No. But I don't know what to do.
to do seems obvious to me. Look, I'm not blind to the fact that this must be difficult
for you. I wish Maxon had sent someone else, but that doesn't change a thing. I'm a
synth, which means I need to be destroyed. If you disobey your orders, you're not only
betraying Maxon. You're betraying the Brotherhood of Steel and everything it stands for. Synths
can't be trusted. Machines were never meant to make their own decisions. They need to
be controlled. Technology that's run amok is what brought the entire world to its knees,
and humanity to the brink of extinction. I need to be the example, not the exception.
If you really feel that way, why did you run in the first place?
The moment I learned the truth, I knew my life was in danger. I'm a soldier, so self-preservation
kicked in. I needed to regroup and assess the situation. Once I got here, and I had
some time to think, I realized I'd just made everything worse. I should have stayed on
the Prid one, and accepted the inevitable. Like I said, I need to be the example. Not
the exception.
I can't tell if that's the human or the machine talking. The fact that you're confused only
strengthens my decision. I'm ready to accept the consequences of my true
identity. Maxon's ordered you to execute me and I'll be damned if I'm going to
stand in your way.
Is there any way out of this? We both know that this is the right thing to do. If
you refuse to follow Maxon's orders, you're undermining everything the
brotherhood stands for I can't allow that to happen on my account do it
yourself no I won't do it dance I can't believe you've risked your life just to
keep me alive why would you do that for me
you're the proof that Maxon's wrong you're a synth but everything you've done
has been for the good of mankind.
Take my holotags. Use them to prove that your mission was a success,
or Maxim will just send someone else to hunt me down. Now, come on, let's get the hell out of here.
Hmm, great Mentats.
Going up.
Mission.
Compliment
See
On it some of you guys won't believe
That by convincing him he didn't deserve to die and that he was enough positive for humanity and as he was walking away
blowing his brains out was the most humane thing we could have done.
Instead of an overwhelming sense of dread and sadness as he died, he was filled with
hope and determination for the future.
Took three shots.
Yeah, but it happens so fast.
That was so bad.
Have you handled the situation with Paladin Dance?
Job's done. I did what had to be done.
That's all I've ever asked of you. Of course.
Dance's execution creates a missing link in our chain of command.
That traitor held quite an important position with us.
I'm certain that you'll make a fine replacement. His quarters and all his possessions are now yours.
including his personal suit of power honor. Congratulations, Paladin.
The body's not even cold, and you're already dividing the loop?
To the victor, go the spoils. Being a part of the Brotherhood, you should learn to appreciate that sentiment.
Just be aware that Brotherhood Paladin is expected to be a symbol of integrity.
To our brothers and sisters, I trust you won't disappoint them.
Or disappoint me. In any event, we still have the Institute to contend with.
And a lot of work to do before we can begin our final assault.
While the finishing touches are being put onto Liberty Prime,
Captain Kells has identified a potential threat to our operations.
Report to him immediately for your next assignment.
Ad Victorian Paladin.
Ding!
The fuck I have two levels?
I got two levels.
M-M-M-Meow-M-M-M-Meow-M-Meow.
Yeah.
Hmm.
Hmm.
I'm immune to chem addiction.
You no longer take radiation damage from swimming, you can breathe underwater.
What the fuck?
I don't want to breathe underwater.
If you escort Dan outside, you get a new cutscene, but you can still kill him if you want to.
This is a torso, bro.
Yeah.
Yeah, we turn them, uh, turn them into, uh, Nuggy.
nugget-fied them. Bigly style. We can max our stats out, I think. Which ones have a cool perk
that we don't have yet.
Fuck.
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
We can get this. We do a little hop. It might be too late, though.
I
Gunbash it what
Who, who would ever use that?
What if we leveled up strength for Dukeri Wade, dude?
We could also modify our armor if we did that.
I'm gonna do that.
BELLINET ALPHA AT 93%
Compensating
TW Shadow Song? I appreciate it.
Where the fuck is Danza's quarters?
Whole plating integrity looks good.
No need for adjustments.
Track ass.
Good. Now that the unfortunate matter regarding Dance has been settled, we can return to our primary mission.
Do you think Dance's execution was justified?
It's quite obvious Dance was a traitor. Or at the very least, a turncoat in the making.
That machine's presence was endangering this ship and its crew.
So it needed to be dealt with, swiftly, and without mercy.
Your actions in this matter were not only justified, they were vital to our mission.
With all of that behind us, we can shift our focus back to our wartime preparations.
Gold standard in our Romy Golden in Majin GS647, Kikina 647 in Zero Witch in Minty Core, and DW Shassan, Yskaya 447, Gondware Wolfen, Bantho, and Undead 1D447.
I'm ready. No rest for the weary.
We'll rest when the Institute is a smoking ruin.
Until then, Elder Maxon and I expect you to be at your best.
Now, before we launch our attack on the Institute, we need to address another threat.
The railroad. They're a small but capable group that uses subterfuge and guerrilla tactics to harass their enemies.
Our tactical analysis says they could possibly hamper or harm our operations, which is a risk I'm not willing to take.
If we strike them now, we should be able to maximize the amount of damage we do to their organization.
I like it.
Hit them before they hit us?
I like it.
Precisely.
Destroying the railroad hinges on completely eliminating their leadership.
Otherwise, they'll simply regroup somewhere else.
To that end, here's a list of the five targets we believe would cause a catastrophic failure
in their chain of command.
Should have buried those idiots when I was dealing with the ship.
Yes.
It's quite disappointing that you allowed them to proceed this far.
What?
You depart Proctor Ingram has additional orders for you to complete our sources tell us that the railroad has some sort of
Experimental or prototype robot in their headquarters. They're calling it the predictive analytic machine or
Pam for short
Cute, huh? They use the robot for complex strategic calculations that are much more efficient than anything we can generate
It's grok dude you could use this hollow tape to decrypt the security on Pam's terminal
It will force the unit to return to the Pridwin. I'm certain we could put Pam's computing power to good use.
Future's AI pill.
Otherwise, destroy it. You wouldn't want it to fall into the Institute's hands.
Anything useful you can tell me about Pam?
We have very little information on it.
Its primary function is supposed to be using mathematical calculations in order to predict future events.
I have no idea how successful it was, but if the railroad's been using Pam for this long
It's got to be providing them with some sort of benefit
I'm sure Proctor Quinlan would be pleased to have it in his possession
I think that should be sufficient information to assist you on the mission paladin when you're ready
She not realize the area north church and link up with our assault team
They'll provide demolition support and all the firepower you'll need to take the railroad down and victorium paladin
the digit she thinks that we should bring the magical mathematical future predicting
computer back here and then use it stupid
If we do this one is it gonna lock us out of this one?
Where is Halen? She's gotta be at the police station, right?
I want to go tell her I killed Dan's
Brother doesn't heat take the heat other people having tech they look
Dance literally said he was like people who you know
Allowed technology to wildly advanced without like it being in check is what caused
The obliteration of the present so
Is this not
Fuck dude, where is she?
Police station, I don't remember which one.
Right here, right here.
Got it!
I don't know, what the fuck, uh, dude what the fuck would I listen to on a math computer?
Tell me what to do.
Legendary.
What's up guys?
What's up, guys?
So...
Excuse me, Scribe Haley.
No, no, I need more time.
That's alright. I understand. Grab whatever you need and check back with me when you're ready.
Well, see you later.
Bum bum bum bum bum.
I'll do this a little.
That's it.
I've not been there, mate.
Not been there, mate.
Let's go do this course request.
chatter said it was cool. Oh, no.
Yep.
Dog down I got dog tags
Where are you missile man
I'm going to get you, Robo!
I'm going to get you, Robo!
Bored.
Maybe he out of missiles, dude.
These poor super mutants, bro.
Sure champ.
How's this not shredding, superman?
I'm getting shredded, dude!
Look at that jump.
This was rocket, man.
I'm a rocket man.
Burn it up a few more times, better.
So, this guy's only a regular superman.
This guy's only a regular superman.
Making him a dude.
Nuke status?
Annihilated.
I make copy and there were ants on the spoon when I stirred the sugar.
Now there are dozens of ants in my coffee.
Nah, I know- oop.
I know what you might be thinking.
Ew.
Ants.
However...
Nice.
Maybe this is a sign to stop using sugar in your coffee, little fucking bitch.
You're too bitter for you, you little bee.
Aw.
Hey, I might have a donut that had ants on it once, Chad, or everything will be fine.
Okay, that guy did not say everything will be fine. He said everything will be.
That kind of filled my brain.
my brain auto completed
No, we got a yellow card at moon moon
Punches you in the stomach so hard you begin to vomit
Tell me more bro
Ratman
Power armors
Ratman 2
How come there's not a take less falling damage perk?
There is.
It's called Power Armor.
You guys actually use Power Armor when you play this game?
Noob.
Noob in Steins.
I'm totally having more fun than you ever did and you're mad.
of
death
of
death
of
death
Walking around on the boat in the wasteland commonwealth.
This part of the Apocalypse. No more World Cups sponsored by Masati Prince.
I just picked up actual oil. I've never seen that.
Missed drugs.
Clipboards have springs.
I'm a world couple arbor?
No you guys are.
Let's be clear about that.
My stances remain consistent.
This guy said way too low.
True
They really shit in here
Pop another one big dog
Papa Molly, I'm sweating
You like soccer named five World Cups
That's what I'm saying.
Help!
Where do I shoot these guys?
World Cup 1, World Cup 2, World Cup 3?
Yeah, that's how it works, dude.
oh yeah you like the World Cup so much, name your favorite Saudi friends
It's coming home.
Fuck you.
I'm not losing to a crab, it was strategy.
It's called tactical retreat.
Trap located.
I always put traps in these buildings, in particular, in particulate.
No.
Safe.
That's what I'd be like when I'm watching the World Cup, I'd go, SAKE!
When they be scoring the goal, you know what I mean?
GOALP!
Yes!
Yes.
Shhh.
I'm gonna get over there, mate.
I hate these crabs, man.
Nice try, game.
I just wanna know...
Why this motherfucker shoots a revolver so god damn slow?
It'd be like, pew! Reload, pew!
How many times do we blow this car up? How do we get over here?
Wait.
Let me walk in Radex, mate.
Alright guys, get a load of this.
Fallout game?
Right
What are a little where do we only in the backwoods?
We're shooting
Where's my
I'm trying to loot that shit.
Here.
Told you.
What up, fellas?
Totally not on the way to go do a mission for the Institute, by the way.
Sweet.
Keep up the good work.
Hey.
Hey, Pal.
Um, fellas?
Literally, robot number two right here.
I can't... can't take this guy.
get out of there dude!
I wasn't even going to kill him by the way.
I got flipping KS.
That was epic?
Yeah.
Cause I'm an epic guy.
Target spotted.
I know you ain't about to shoot the giga be a man bro
Where's the other robot?
I haven't.
Yowch!
What do you call me?
How are we?
It's one of the few games I think maybe it looks better at night.
Dog eliminated.
Or as we like to say in the crib, dog eliminated.
The flip is up here, fellas.
Oh
Okay, bro
Compensated powerful sniper rifle
Yeah, this place is chill, dude.
I can't sleep on this bed for some fucking reason, but whatever.
I don't care.
I didn't want to anyway.
What's up, fellas?
I'll go help them.
Okay guys, we need to back off.
Wait, this is my quest guy, isn't it?
I'm allied to both of these guys.
You must be the Corsair I'm supposed to meet.
enemies sighted I wonder if I get insta a lot of my tactics
Nice
I just left him to the left
I
Don't think this guy's doing any
Great other raiders are pissed
Ah
You got this bro, I
Think we're good the raiders know we're coming the sooner we get started the better
You must be the Corsair I'm supposed to meet yes, sir
designation x688 I've already neutralized the perimeter guard just give the
word and we can start the assault on the main flotilla I can handle these raiders
on my own I have no reason to doubt that sir but I have my orders if you take on
that synth I'll be right there with you okay kind of pushy
Kind of a bait.
Good.
I
I would like to interact with that, I guess.
I've got things to do.
Expect the place.
Are we good to continue?
Nemetix!
I'm going to re-up.
His gun's making no noise.
why
okay
So, I killed you.
How do you mess that? Four times? Noob?
I get it, bro. You're a killing machine.
But so is Steep Claw.
Burn em, burn em, burn em, burn em
Hey, over here
What?
I'm already full
We gotta recover the synth, dude
Is there a guy in the water?
How do you do that shit?
I'll fuck it with swimming backwards at the speed of light.
Guys, there's a storm abruing.
Be wary.
Wait, that wasn't close.
Well, I wasn't caught.
No.
Who placed these turrets?
Not doing a very good job.
I also don't know where my companion is, but I don't think it matters.
not companion is, but I don't think it matters.
My hope will never die!
Wa-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah!
Oh, no.
Oh, all these people just trying to make an honest living.
shut me
where do i go?
what am i right there?
I went the long way.
No shoot!
What's up?
Where'd our gun go, bro?
Get a grab.
You
You got it, kill him!
Oh god.
That is a big possible.
That who on the mortar launcher?
Wait, was that guy shooting a batman at me?
Is that what that noise was?
Bro, I got bad news, dawg.
I don't know how do I get up there.
Fuck was that?
Fighting the day
Oh, yeah
Oh, he had the panman.
This is a regular guy.
Nah, probably not, man.
He doesn't know about the Chrono Mansy FW with a gun to its head.
I want to switch back to me a...
a saw rifle, dude.
Nap time!
Buster collectings from Sylvan.
Now it's the daytime.
Where is the scent that I just fell off of?
The float there look.
You think he's gonna be chill or he's gonna be like,
Grr, I'm evil sin.
That's it.
I'm evil sin and I hate rules.
and we're like mmm-hmm that's against the rules and then we kill them
Well
Hold up a moment sir. There's something important. I need to tell you. Oh
Make it quick. All right, but make it quick. I will I'm going to give you B
592's reset code if he hears the code phrase
It'll reset his cognitive processes and make him docile. You'll need to say B. 592
Initialize factory reset followed by the authorization code gamma 7 1 Epsilon
Salon once he shut down I can transport him safely back to the Institute
So what he can't do it though
Then talk fast just make sure you get it right. That's all sir ready when you are
How come you can't shut him down
The shotgun 25% damage and limb damage that has more recoil
Okay.
Run update user Gabriel complete.
Files archived.
Out to delete old files.
Have to fix piece of shit terminal.
for user white jeans wire running out of food and Anderson and Williams hang
today and the last month they started finding big caches of food we were
starving so that's where came from and today we're gonna visit from the Bunker
Hill guards turns out my boys have been hitting caravans feeding us the spoils
I gave the guards of my word my boys would see justice and I kept my word just doesn't keep put food in my people's mouth
Another caravan stiff my boys this mercenary shit. We've been driven to isn't worth it of when the bastards don't pay
Four new recruits today said they'd heard all about the camps
The raiders in the bay have been pulling raiders as they call us and they're not wrong
General becker be sick of his house now
Lucy
Nice.
Nice.
What's this?
Oh.
Might look cool, though.
Might look cool though
So where is this wool? Does he think he's better than me?
Sweet
of
many new what
is that in the year always have a
Me wonder?
I'll give it to you, freely, if you walk away afterwards, will you say?
I have your word.
You've had my word.
Give me what you got, and we'll leave.
The password to get into this stash is mad orca.
Help yourself, my fellow pirate!
We get on again.
I'm sorry, sir.
He did sail.
He said the thing.
Oh, he teleported with him.
Okay.
Alright, where's this flipping stash at, dude?
Didn't it mark it on my map?
There's a bobblehead here?
Dude, where is it?
It's in the Raiders ass.
Turn it lonely.
Oh.
Really?
Really?
Alright, that's it.
So where's the fucking bobblehead dude?
Where am I at?
I'll check.
Libertarian.
Nothing here. Affirmative.
There is a magazine though.
I meant to say, it might be for something.
Where's the magazine?
Did I get the unique shotgun?
Yeah.
Did I get the unique shotgun?
Yeah.
We got to go back to the Institute, but first, by the red chair and oil lamp, that's okay,
We're good.
We're good.
What are you doing?
Looks right at it.
the
The fire rate...
This is weird.
Glow sights.
Muzzle break.
Enclave people.
That's kind of the R-word when you do it, what the...
Laughin' like a cartoon dope.
Super Sledge.
BAM BAM BAM!
It's time dude.
AR.
6-7.
And we're going to make it automatic.
Boom.
Holy.
Like it obliterates the range.
This is fine.
It's only slightly stronger than the pipe gun.
Which is funny.
What?
Farewell ammo user the ammo was indeed used
We're gonna hold on to the super sludge
Or when I bulk up dude
Don't need that don't need that don't need that don't need that
Why am I so encumbered?
Oh, extra shotgun.
Sweet.
You are giving Mao Zedong.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I hope you have emote extension so you can see our exclusive Moon Zedong.
Thank you chatter finally dude okay we got all this cat meat anyone trying to eat some cat
I don't need that.
A Hundo 2 Stimpak, dude.
Swag.
Angolatics, or so.
Rad away.
I'll do this.
That.
Check on the prisoners.
Sympax away a lot.
He has zero.
Wait, I can just kill her?
Nice.
Although she's a boner.
I hate that.
Actually, I'm gonna kill her.
Boom.
Send there to 88.
Good idea, dude.
Put her in the pillory.
For some reason, you cannot put those characters into the pillory, like these guys.
I've cried.
the castle's been trying to get you on the radio okay don't care much we're
good neighbor that place the farms not much but it's something if you ain't
been up to see gray garden you should go whole places run by robots if we had a
good supply of clean water. This would be pretty good. Hi, how are you? Another day of hard work.
It never changes. No, true.
Yeah. Huh? I'm just so hungry all the time. I just need you to look about here. Hope you ain't here for me.
all right we're just gonna assume none of them were sails lost after the surprise you haven't
Added guard towers.
Who those look like?
Metal.
Prefab.
Maybe it's in security.
Defense.
Guard posts.
Okay, not many options here.
I gotta like, I gotta put this on top of something.
Bro, we got like no concrete.
Is there anything with like a flat roof like this?
Can we do this?
Nice, nice, nice.
Come on man.
Let's do a fucking sidewalk. Let's do a fucking muscle lane.
I really like what you did with the place.
Thank you.
Glazing?
Why won't this work?
Me no understand.
Oh, good enough.
Can't I station people after your hang-up?
Okay.
That's a ghoul.
Congratulations, you're free now.
Got it.
Yippee!
We'll see if we can actually get up there.
He'll be up there when we've fast-tracked, all right?
What do you have to do to get to the passport?
Messy plays in half an hour?
That's cool, man.
What's up?
Bum bum, wooo, wait.
Fuck!
Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm.
armor is heavier and offers more protection than standard. Metal armor.
Ain't looking for trouble, I hope.
And no, you ain't talking to me, bro. I'm the overseer.
Alright, you won't need these staircases anymore.
I can't believe she's gone.
God, I think he's so funny.
Cool.
That's awesome.
Who's fucking cow is this?
Yeah.
Where's my-
What's up?
She's a synth informant.
Yeah, was.
Now she fucking dead.
Our little Sanctuary Revival Project has really helped, takes my mind off things.
Trashcan Carla Synth sympathizer, dude.
Synth, Synth, Synth, a-sizer.
Hehehehe.
Can we give them armor so they look a certain way?
Why is this up here?
Oh.
For the lights, don't care.
They're just in the fleaky way, dude.
Helmesticks for 116 million months. I'm gonna get some coffee. Coffee break! Coffee break!
You voting for Count Benface? Naturally. Goodbye.
You
Buh-bosh.
Buh-bosh.
What, thanks for 7 for 77 million months?
Fuck, where we doing?
Oh.
Great, man, thanks for taking 10 subs, thank you very much.
Thank you.
Is it coming home?
What's up, guys?
I'm allowed to be here for some reason.
This day is so fucking bright.
I'm glad to see you return safe, I know the task was difficult, but I needed you to
see first hand how dangerous a road synth can be.
The Institute created that synth. So the Institute is responsible for what it does.
I disagree. A synth is no more inherently evil than a handgun.
There we go.
When a man dies by gunshot, is the weapons maker blamed? Of course not.
The blame rightly falls on he who pulled the trigger.
Yes, we created the synth. But whether they intended to or not, the railroad's agents
turned it into a killer. But enough about that.
The task is done.
You've returned our synth safely to us.
I couldn't have hoped for a better outcome.
Well done.
While you were away, I had quarters prepared for you.
You'll find all the basic necessities, as well as a generous stock of arms and equipment.
Go and have a look.
I think you'll be quite pleased.
That's the ugliest father I've ever seen.
You look sorry.
Sorry, Maymae, thanks for also subbing.
Xzelta and MC Korra and Zanky and Platinum, oh!
And Blitz and Lawl and Bracellum, that's a good forgot seven.
Where my quarters at?
Hollanda lost.
Dude.
Soccer fans always be making up countries to beef with, dude.
I don't go clubbing.
Do we really need all these corsers roaming the halls?
This part of my day is coming home to my girls.
I've heard stories. On the surface sure sounds scary.
Hope derp the 4th, thanks for 7.
Your quarters are just inside, sir.
go away when you're finished here sir father wants to see you where's my ammo
Is this clothing probably?
No, my Sama, bro.
Sama.
I wouldn't wear that shit anyway, bro.
I'm having bobby pins. I'm up to 300.
This guy set a large stock of weapons and ammunition, by the way.
Liar!
Liar!
Oh
Sounds like those raiders at Libertalia were quite a handful there
Mushy bees or Scraphal Scraphal
So hello father tell me what would you do when someone has stolen?
From here.
I try and talk it out, see if things can be resolved peacefully.
An admirable goal.
And yet we find ourselves in a situation where something more significant must be done.
The group that calls themselves the railroad have acquired several synths from the institute.
Synths that had gone missing in recent months.
And they no doubt mean to free these synths in their delusion that synths are somehow sentient beings.
You've been in contact with the railroad, so you're aware of their misguided beliefs?
They're crazy. Thinking machines are alive. Agreed. However noble they may believe themselves to be,
they are thieves. Usually they are a minor nuisance, but lately they have become more...
emboldened. I'm afraid we've reached the point where a response is necessary. We have learned
the current location of these synths and need to reacquire them before the railroad can hide them.
I'm not sure why you'd bother. Aside from taking back our property, we must teach them a lesson,
as it were, and quickly event. But it's important that we act on this soon, before the railroad
has any indication we've tracked them. We also don't want the brotherhood of steel getting
wind of the presence of the sins that would only complicate matters there better be something
in this for me i assure you this operation will have very significant results in your favor
shaking down my kid for you near bunker hill please find him before barging in
Hmm.
Should we inform the Brotherhood?
Gotta tell the boys.
What's up?
Find you!
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Boom!
of
the
death of
Reloading.
Junkies and note.
What could this guy possibly have for us?
Big stash of cams of trinity applause.
We do love drugs.
Mm-mm-mm.
I
mm-hmm
Okay
I heard a dog dog down
Oh my god up there bro, and you can't freaking make me.
I like this gun.
This gun's neat.
What's up, dude?
Hey, X4.
I've been waiting for you.
Uh, it's organic.
Yeah, the line at the car wash was super long.
Took me forever.
Your attempt at humor is wasted.
Our targets are inside.
Four scents under railroad protection.
Majority of the settlement is uninvolved and are expected to run for cover.
The mission's parameters just changed. We're going shooting. Requesting backup relay now.
What?
I didn't do anything.
I don't believe it was with a key.
You got a key bro?
dude, what is happening?
What's up, everyone?
Hey, what the fuck?
Do they all have-
What gun you got?
This guy's got some good armor.
It's going down.
You think the brotherhood's going to be mad?
Dude, what?
There you go.
Good luck, Alex.
I suck at the off-ride bubble.
Jesus Christ.
of
Come on!
Over here!
Get back up!
of
the
We chill boys
Cease fire
or maybe wait what was that
I guess you're doing a great job keep it up.
Oh, alright.
Good luck, bro.
of
But right now it's not so good for it.
I have been looking for you.
what's this about money yes money here sixty caps that's all I got we're good
right it's got any more on you what no I told you that that was all I had
you're safe okay I'm gonna let you go oh god thank you here they are God it's a
coarser oh no issue the reset code and we'll relay back to the Institute time is
critical. I cannot allow you to set these since free.
Wait, what? They just fucking up.
I
Stop fucked up I
Kind of worried because it wants to speak to some of the rules. I've been looking for you. No, no, I've got money
It's yours if you let me go
What's this about money? Yes money here?
60 caps. That's that's all I've got
We're good, right?
I'm putting you down. No, no, no, no. Here they are. God, it's a Corsair. Oh, no issue the reset codes
And we'll relay back to the Institute time is critical
I've been looking for you. I gave you all the caps I had aren't you going to let me go now
F6 33 initiate reset authorization code Delta 6 to Arcus
All right, synth, please. Why don't you want to go back?
I... I don't know. I wanted my own life, I guess.
Z3-22 initiate reset. Authorization code, Gamma-49 Typhoon.
I still want to fuck in the roots.
if you run into any sense shoot to kill we don't take prisoners excuse me if
Dom and ugly had a child for the brotherhood. Where'd they go?
Area secure
the
that's all of them
objective complete
returns of the town
make sure all hostiles have been eliminated
i will relay the sense back to the institute report to father upon your
return and
the work
Mission accomplished.
Mission complete.
RTB.
Ad-Victorium, brother.
Ad-Victorium!
Hope you guys have fun doing this.
They showed up anyway, dude.
Got to run a college football dynasty this here?
Oh yeah dude. Big time.
Gonna get the Heisman dude.
Am I even in the right place?
Yes.
Oh yeah.
What's that?
A big Heisman guy.
Big Heisman guy.
I think I'm going the wrong way.
Yeah, man.
Found it.
Kappa.
Yeah, man.
Found it.
Gabba.
Is he Team Institute or Team Brotherhood?
Dude.
That's just the kind of enigma that Steve fuck is, dude.
Where do his loyalties truly lie?
What the fuck is this animation?
Heh heh heh, why are we here?
Since the day they brought me here, I've never had a reason, but now this just confirms the truth I've always known.
The Commonwealth is dead. There's no future here. The only hope for humanity lies below.
So why come out here? To put things in perspective, I suppose. Standing here?
ending here I'm reminded of how fortunate I am that I realize this wasteland I
know that to you I was kidnapped from that vault in truth the Institute
rescued me both of us really they left me on ice for 60 years they did and for
good reason. I was the perfect candidate. An infant with uncorrupted DNA. But if something
were to go wrong, if I died, where the institute realized a contingency plan was prudent, another
source of pre-war DNA, preferably related to their primary subject, it only made sense
that my parents should fill that role. So you were kept alive and safe within the vault.
Now admit, when I had you released from Vault 111, I had no expectations that you'd survive
out here in all this to not only do so, but manage to find me, to infiltrate the Institute
It itself, extraordinary.
Your unconditional love is overwhelming.
I think I need a moment.
I can accept that you're offended.
You must understand, though.
I have had no love to feel.
We have been strangers until now, you and I.
Certainly it was no longer necessary to keep you suspended.
I...
Well, I suppose I wanted to see what would happen, an experiment of sorts.
I had no idea what kind of man you were, you see, with the Commonwealth corrupt you, as
it has everything else.
Would you even survive, perhaps most curious to me?
you after all this time attempt to find me and now I know the answer this is
science to you it's pathetic all of it I'm sorry you see it that way perhaps in
time you'll see it differently there are greater things to come after your
success at Bunker Hill. The synths have been safely returned and will be repurposed. Thank
you for your work. I hope you weren't at too much risk.
The Corsair could have handled it on his own. It was a waste of my time. I disagree. It's
important that you understand the work that is necessary to maintain the Institute. The
railroad remains an annoyance, of course, but they'll be dealt with as necessary. And
Well, you've passed the test as they say you have done. Well, please
Take this is the token of my appreciation our
Appreciation really it's time for you to become more involved in the future of the Institute
I'd like you to join me inside
The directorate is meeting and you should be there. I'll be waiting. I've seen enough
It's time to go back in
Oh, let's go see the meeting.
And...
One.
An interest in playing Power World?
Nope.
I have negative interest, actually.
Let's get this directorate meeting over with before we speak further.
It's...
It's important.
Son.
Let's get this directorate meeting over with before we speak further.
It's...
Uh...
It's important.
You hear that shell hitting the ground? That should sound good, dude.
Let's get this director. It means stop before we talk it's
It's... well, it's important.
Good, we're all here. I think it's time we begin.
Sir, excuse me, but what exactly is he doing here?
I will address that issue.
other subjects that require our attention first.
The level of unrest in the Commonwealth
continues to rise as we're all aware.
Your report.
All institute facilities remain completely secure
with the exception of one notable breach.
Otherwise, internally, things are as tight
as they've ever been.
Dr. Ayo has been keeping an eye on things topside.
Yes.
Watchers show no additional threats
beyond those previously identified.
We're still monitoring the increased activity
around Ford Independence.
but there are no immediate signs we should be concerned.
Boston International Airport remains occupied
with Brotherhood presence noted at several other points
throughout the Commonwealth.
Intelligence suggests that this railroad
continues to operate and is becoming more ambitious.
SRB agents are monitoring all known situations, sir.
Very good, thank you.
It's clear that our safety needs to be
the primary concern going forward.
To that end, where are we on phase three?
Excuse me, but sir, are you sure this is, well, the proper time to be discussing that?
Considering, I mean, given all parties present?
Ah yes, that's true. Have you heard anything about Phase 3?
I have no idea what that is.
I admit, I'm relieved.
It's intended to be something of a classified project, which I'm sure means everyone already knows about it.
is
as i'm sure you've seen above ground
very valuable commodity
i'm not talking about some abstract concept of control i mean real
tangible
the kind that keeps the lights on
the lights out
the institute makes
our need for raw power increases
many compromises and sacrifices have been made over the years
to allow progress to continue.
Quibble?
Right, such hard times down here.
I would never disagree that life in the Institute is better than above ground.
We have done much to ensure it.
Now, we take things even further.
Phase 3 is simply...
the activation of a nuclear reactor that can provide enough power to the Institute now,
and forever.
It will ensure not just our survival,
but our prosperity.
Nuclear power?
That's a disaster waiting to happen.
Not in our hands.
I assure you this is the future.
Gigamotor, six, seven months, thank you.
This is the future.
The reactor is closely ready,
but recent tests have determined
we have a few tasks ahead of us.
Thus, we come to phase three,
and to how you will help.
Sir?
Yes, Dr. Ayo.
Previously, we would rely on Kellogg
for above ground operations yet?
I'm the new Kellogg.
No.
He is gone.
While I'm not overly fond of putting my own father
in harm's way, he has proven more than capable
of handling himself.
Yes, but...
This is not a matter for debate.
Now, there is one more subject that requires discussion.
I don't know that this is the time.
Dr. Holdren, it is time.
Please, as I'm sure several of you are already aware,
I have been under Dr. Volkert's care for some time. I'm sorry. This is
Difficult for me our best efforts have failed
Every experimental treatment we could devise has been unsuccessful
I'm
I'm sorry to say I am dying. No, he's serious everyone. Please. I am sorry
No, this is not how I wanted to tell you
But we're running out of time.
You're dying?
I'm afraid so.
A very aggressive form of cancer.
Believe me, when I say we've done everything we can, we can talk more later.
Right now, the future of the Institute is at stake.
The Institute cannot survive without leadership.
The directorate must continue to govern with the best interest of all in mind.
To that end, I am naming my father as my successor.
Oh boy.
You can't be serious.
Really?
How can you possibly justify this?
He isn't one of us.
He isn't even a scientist.
Ignoring your borderline insubordinate tone, I will simply say this.
The institute has enough scientists.
What it needs is a leader.
I believe my father has already proven himself more than capable in that regard this will conclude this meeting. That's it. Thank you
It's great to have you here
Oh team just down real quick, huh?
Our technology must seem pretty advanced by your stand. Shut up. I don't care about you. I
Had no idea I know this is
well it's a lot to take in at once I'm sorry I hope it wasn't too presumptuous
of me to put you in charge without even asking first
Sean I don't want to run this place are you so sure you seem to have a natural
talent for leading by example getting things done this will suit you and I
I think we can both agree the Institute will need the guidance.
There's no question that some of the Directorate and the Institute at large will need reassurances about your appointment.
That's why I'd like you to take charge of this latest operation.
Not to fill more can fill you in on the details.
There are hard decisions ahead for all of us.
But for you especially.
I know that you'll do the right thing.
Dr. Carlin's doing some amazing things with our genetically engineered crops.
I hope you realize how important mass fusion is to our overall goal.
Your presence here is a great gift, not just a father, but you all of us.
What's up everyone?
This is my dad.
Yeah, he did a couple of missions for us and it's pretty obvious that he's probably a great
leader.
I don't care about what any of you have to say he is the new leader of this
would I die to get your cancer that I have
hmm weird
This is the point of no return for the institute?
Okay.
pain I honestly don't know what I was your job now hold still
hostile sensor reading detected
for me
I saw an insightful Twitch chat comment, but it's gone now.
Excuse me, Dr. Fillmore.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Busy day for you, isn't it? Well, it's about to get busier. You're gonna lead this operation. I'm told
Not a chance. I'm not doing anything
Look, I get that there's a lot going on right now, and this is all moving pretty fast
Jambo, don't look at me one that feels it fact is this won't work unless we've got you
So take some time. Mollet over and get back to me. Okay?
All right busy day for you, isn't it?
Well, it's about to get busier. You're gonna lead this operation
So brino G, please bro. I can't do anything about it shut up
Is that better you little fucking baby I
Need some details here. I have no idea what I'm getting into of course. That's why we're talking
otherwise you'd be up top already recent events have upset our time take what you
close your eyes online has become our number one priority it needs to be
running well yesterday we're gonna have to cut some corners I'm not thrilled but
it means we'll need to rely on some pre-war tech you're going to the mass
fusion building to acquire a beryllium agitator for us quibber oh man I have
one of those but it's in my other pants you wouldn't recognize one if it fell on
your head that's why I'm going to retrieve it no way you're not going
you'd be a liability well that's about the most insulting thing I've heard in a
while okay you're on your own then good luck not to put more pressure on you but
we have to move quickly on this word is that the brotherhood is nosing around
the area we don't want them getting the agitator before we do head on up to the
relay and they'll get you over to mass fusion in a flash
Puns sort of intended
Well, I gotta say
I will not be
Will not be working with these fucking nerds, dude
All recoverable technology must be presented immediately to Procter Twin Man for evaluation.
Anyone found in possession of undocumented technologies will be subject to inquiry and punishment.
Watch the step on the flight, then.
Excuse me.
Try and get Pam back to her old babies, okay?
Proctor Ingram, the institute wants me to get something called a Beryllium agitator from the ruins of Mass Fusion.
A Beryllium agitator?
I seem to remember reading an old technical document on those ones, but...
I only thought they were theoretical.
It must be pretty darn important if they're sending you to find one.
Hmm.
You know, if we head over to Mass Fusion right now, we may be able to get the device before
the institute does.
That's if you don't mind a little company, of course.
No way.
You're staying here.
Hey, I might be walking around with metal rods shoved into my spine, but I can still
take care of myself.
Forget it, Ingram.
I just hope you don't bring back a paperweight by mistake.
Grab whatever gear you need and head up to the flight deck.
But don't take too long.
This could be your best chance at beating the institute to the punch.
I already informed the brother I'd like him to go away.
Dr. Ingram.
Hope you're geared up, otherwise this is going to be a short trip.
Unless you'd like getting shot, never turn your back on Gunner.
How could you have been so close to Paladin Dance and not know he was a synth?
back heard about dance just know what you did was right now what let me see
what you have sure I've got some
Brn?
Boom? Boom?
Boom?
She's stuck.
Look at that goofy ass run.
You're gonna betray your own son?
That guy's not our son.
Oh, yeah.
The Reconcilation takes for 7?
Even said to Steve Buck, he was like, hey, I don't love you.
We've never known each other.
Where are we going?
Oh
Excuse me we're getting caught at excuse me
We're in the minus 100 FPS zone right now
Plastic targets sighted on the roof sir prepare to engage.
I'm dead, Detective. Also, this gun sucks.
I'm dying. Ewww.
I'll get us above the roof so you can fail out.
Thank you.
of
of
death
of
death
of
death
I'll be right with you guys, hang on.
Hmm.
The fucking teleport?
I'll come in handy through that through that dude Steve you're doing some good
scabbing right along.
What's up?
There's scum.
Shut up, Synth. You don't belong in this world.
Jumpoo!
I don't see the Beryllium agitator anywhere. They must have moved it.
You don't know what it looks like, shut up.
Installed in our primary reactor in sub-level 01.
I don't have any epic efficiency.
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
I find out that you've been planning on turning it over to the military all along you lie to me
Don't give me that high and mighty attitude
Have you picked up a newspaper lately?
There's a war going on out there doctor, and if our side's going to win it needs all the help it can get I
Can't believe what I'm here since when did science start taking sides
What did they promise you, Carl? Money? Political favors? Goddamn metal? That's enough!
That's the war ever changed.
Like it or not, when the testing cycle is completed, I'm creating up the agitator and sending it off to Washington.
Now, you have two choices. Either you can get back to work, or you can get the hell out of my building.
I guess it's someone present.
I'll die.
I'll kill you.
We got her.
Oh.
Bigger!
And
That's a place to be exposed to a charge
You're gonna need some uh uh menison
I don't think I saved
Oh god damn it.
Well well well.
Reel that fell flat.
Oh, my god.
Ew!
Where's the head?
I am sure you're gonna have.
I was killing one shot before.
Weird, uh...
Oh
You got no armor
and
I need to be utilizing this now. Now, interesting.
Where's the legendary I missed?
He's gone forever.
Is my...
No, it's normal.
Normale even, as they say in France.
Blah, blah, blah.
Blah, blah, blah. Set the P word, gasp.
The fire has been shut down to prevent damage to the facility in the real world by the big
areas, yes.
A big building!
That's a big bitch.
Do not care.
I'm just gonna play the song.
Where do you get to the part where you find a space and go to the other planets?
Um, you're thinking of Starfield, this is all for.
Speaks aside to the rest of the chat.
Yeah, that guy's a literate.
It's kind of embarrassing, but...
Please treat him kindly.
Sweet.
What age are you going to introduce your kid to jackass?
I mean, probably never, dude, to be honest.
might be like that media by the time he's old enough.
We're the flippin' heck.
I cannot interact with those.
I think that's if we couldn't restore the power.
We gotta go down.
Yes.
So Jack has 3D in the theater with your pops was a good time.
Do that when they kick them into balls.
Okay.
Circle.
You like when they drink cum?
Me too.
I'm in.
You're taking a lot of damage.
Shoot the gun!
Shoot! Okay.
Steeeeeeep!
I'm targetting you.
Steeeeeep!
new master lock that was fear factor and it was horse come yeah I remember I
remember and then they had to eat the bull testicles classic
the
hell classic O
I'm the great arbiter of what's funny
And don't ever fucking forget that
Did you this guy's trying to get sturdy with me right now dude show show the check the latest jackass movie movie step, okay?
What's in the chat?
Cuz I know you ain't got that shit cuz you didn't go
You did not go see that shit
Top 5 funniest things.
Ummmm.
Number 1.
Sorry, number 5.
Actually, I probably placed this at rank 3, like old lady falling downstairs.
of
the
fact that
the
death
latched.
Hell.
Yow?
40-pound dumbbell.
The fuck?
I found it. I found the 20 pound dumbbell, everyone.
That's it.
Yep. Yep. Yep.
We're talking about, oh yeah, number three old lady falling downstairs.
I can't really get those videos of the guy, or like someone who's like, when the function's
popping off and grandma isn't getting enough attention, and it's just like a guy standing
at the top of some stairs getting ready to fucking launch himself down.
Oh
No class you go
Sure
There's like a guy and chatties grandma probably died falling on some stairs play like hello mad right now
To be clear, I don't want the grandma to die
Just taking a little tumble, dude, and maybe pop a chalky milk after me.
That's all.
That's all.
Ain't nothing wrong with that.
Got it.
I actually fell down the stairs and died.
Oh, my game crashed.
That is the first time.
I just saved.
You're modding it would be the 500th time?
I mean I installed some mods.
I just didn't install 500 mods.
What game do you think has crashed the most on you?
I mean probably Hitman.
Technically
But up from family from it up from family
Have sword for sure
I mean, yeah, that was like a very easily avoidable crash though it was like
I had the gore turned all the way up and it was literally crashing because it could not
render all of the blood that was being created.
Mantach.
Optimum FD, buff out, medics, technical document.
Can you play the Kojima Masterpiece Death Stranding 1 and the second Kojima Masterpiece
Death Stranding 2?
So I can watch chat react to the story.
I got to be in a very particular mood, man, because I just know that shit's going to be
be like one long codec ball.
Who is shooting at who here?
Oh, they shouldn't... the turrets should.
That's my XP, bitch.
AAAAAAAAH!
He found something really.
break. So when it was above jackass, do you think poop and fart jokes sucks?
Did I never said that I was above jackass? I'm sorry. I'm so fucking sorry.
Did I offend you? I offend you by making a making light of jackass.
Well, I'm like a goon. Nice. When it was mentioned, you'd not personally offend
you. I'm sorry. I think it's really funny. I like when they go into just the retail stores
and then like do goofy stuff like scream or like knock stuff over dude. That's my favorite.
They never did that.
Okay, I'm gonna re-qualify.
I like it when they go into retail store and then create a disturbance.
They literally went to a hardware store and took a shit in a toilet.
We all thought about doing that, but let's be honest.
I had a friend who took a shit on the bathroom floor of a supermarket.
Why?
It was DaredTube?
I mean, it was DaredTube.
That was funny though, right?
Yeah, it was.
Primarily because I-
Oh
No!
No!
Shit!
No!
Hmm.
is poor protractors
Oh god.
This hurts me in biddness.
Protectron D's nuts.
Nice.
Omega LoL.
See Project Zomboid B42 stable releasing next month?
I did, good for them.
I only took them a couple years.
Well...
There it is.
Del Reactor.
One year pretty much, actually that's not bad.
Not bad.
Am I for Daisy too?
There we go.
No.
No.
We have a situation! We have a situation!
Uh oh.
Uh oh.
I'm on...
I
Got like flopped underground
Bro, I don't know man. There's something about
The Daisy beta dude so fucking cash money man
So, so fucking cash money, dude.
I've seen some cool videos where apparently you can have sexual relations with those of Saltron's space exclamation point.
What do you game, just let out my European friend?
The pitch has been abandoned now. It's time to goon. I
Shouldn't have said goon. I don't like I don't like the appropriation of good, you know
I like the old definition of doing weight way better. It was way cooler
I imagine like a cool guy walked into a bar and then like he gets into like an argument with a guy and then like
The guy's friends walk up and he goes hey, who are these goons?
Some of yours, you know what I mean like dude that hits way harder than fucking doing
Guys
That's the same shit as life.
Like, fair and dead.
Same shit.
Activate.
Powering up. Protections on duty. Protections on duty.
Born to die.
My logic is, it became popular to say goon because it was an alternative word for masturbate, you know what I mean?
Like all the teenagers that didn't want to get in trouble for saying the word masturbate around their parents started saying goon, dude.
FAP was too millennial coded.
If our FAP was always cringe.
The reality of clean power, nuclear energy will be upon us all.
How do we get in there, fellas?
We gotta go down.
Saying cringe is cringe?
Not true.
I can cite at least one example where it's not cringe.
For example.
What you just said was cringe.
Initiating decontamination sequence.
Contamination complete.
You may proceed.
I came prepared bitch
What would be a new word for cringe
We should bring back some sayings from the 90s, dude.
The Borrelia Magitator belongs to me.
Security alert in the reactor chamber. Emergency lockdown initiated.
Oh fuck!
What?
We good, man?
I gotta go up there, don't I?
Is there another doorway right there?
No.
No.
Oh, they have laser turrets in the nuclear chamber?
In case someone steals the Barrioli Magitech.
Oh, it's going!
A normal hat acquired.
Oh.
Welp.
I don't know if our buff-outs are off.
I do know something. You might have to get messed up for it.
The recoil is crazy on it.
It's a great deal!
Look, what?
Fun hands.
I'm being raided right now.
Let's get the hell out of here for the brotherhood.
I'm looking like a ghoul, dude. Nothing blasts off, so no one could see.
That's luck. I need Charisma.
Reloading!
Reloading!
Reloading!
We've almost made it.
One more, one more morally justified kill.
I'm getting mixed up in...
What was that, guys?
He's being the blowers now!
I need some covering fire.
You almost just ate it, dude.
I sent in two guys for this.
Wait, I might go back to normal laser gun.
Armor rare!
You're welcome. Also, all me. Also, do not speak directly to me.
Or else...
Well, got a skedaddle.
Brother, her guy's legendary. Yeah, but if I kill him, they turn on me, so...
what can you do lad what can you do now where are we actually going oh it's the airport
dude oh I've got the Borellium agitator then we're gonna put it in the robot and go underground
later I have some important work to do if you'll
Excuse me, okay. I was able to keep the Institute from getting their hands on the Burrilli a magitator
Where the heck are you going? I'm not finished talking to you miss the strength bobblehead
I was able to keep the Institute from getting their hands on the Burrilli a magitator any additional information
Or are you just gonna post that nappy with us?
Because I might have to call you a fucking bitch
uh
There's no post-up, no further info.
I suppose I'm actually-
This better be it, Ingram. I'm getting tired of filling your grocery list.
Yeah? Well, wait until you see what we're serving for Chow.
Then maybe you'll be a little more appreciative.
Ooh, expensive.
What should we stand around here talking? You've got a lot of work to do.
Well, this is it.
Armin of Truth. We've pre-programmed Liberty Prime's battle coordinates into his navigational
processor. As soon as he's under his own power, he'll head straight for the Institute. Elder
Maxson wants you to follow, and make sure he arrives at the CIT in one piece. I've checked
every wire and every bolt on the big guy. All we need to do is plug in the agitator,
start Prime's reactor, and cross our fingers.
Kuiper, did you fill up his tank and check the tire pressure too?
a real comedian anyone ever tell you that look I discussed it with elder
maxon and we think you should be the one who has the honor of starting Liberty
Prime just plug the burly imaginator into his reactor port then head back down
here and press the transfer button good luck paladin add a victorium
and
Search the area.
Read your quest.
No, I know what to do.
I just...
I wonder why everyone on the base is aggro right now.
Oh, carbon monoxide poisoning.
Yeah.
Yeah, they probably don't have carbon monoxide detectors here.
They're just fighting shit out there.
you
you
you
you
you
You
you
you
you
you
you
I'm not sure if you can hear me, but I can hear you.
I can hear you.
I can hear you.
I can hear you.
I can hear you.
the
plane some tunes from the greatest artfuls game
are it's safe
you've made your choice
Proceeding to target coordinates.
Freedom is the sovereign right of every American.
Democracy is non-negotiable.
How can he do that?
of
the
death of
Yuh-huh. You like that, Bia?
American casualties.
Unacceptable.
Overkill protocols authorized.
Tactical assessment.
Red Chinese victory.
They're possible.
of
the
the
Hehehe, just bombin' school, man.
Abstruction detected. Overland travel to target. Compromised.
Probability of mission entrance. There's 82%!
What's the plan?
Reprimands strategy initiative. Aquatic transit protocol activated!
Probability of mission entrance. Zero percent!
Democracy is truth. Communism is death. Anchorage will be liberated.
I do zero damage.
the
Oh, nice break it.
Recognized.
Did they get a saloon in?
Patriotism subroutines.
Engaged.
Honorate the fallen.
Institute.
Most ever in red-blooded American.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
I mean, that's a car.
Accessing dictionary database. Entry. Democracy. A form of government in which the leader is chosen by vote. And everyone has equal rights.
There's a legendary.
Hey there.
Excuse me.
Hey there
I'm not hitting him.
Still not hitting him.
Nice fake out.
I'll get you for this, Chief.
Hey, it's Maxwell.
You're an inspiration to us all.
Excuse me, other nonsense.
You're no sense away from Prime, soldier!
Okay.
Nothing can stop us now.
On the victory...
Oh
I'm not sure what's going on here.
The description.
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
I need a position.
Sand.
Rubble.
No, please, please.
Tactical assessment.
Reached compound.
Restore unit precision.
Working.
Personnel.
Just go on to minimal safe distance.
That was where I was going to take a hole in there.
I completed that. That was the minimum class.
Accessing dictionary database
What's up guys the mission is proceeding as planned paladin well done our next target is three
We're blown it up. I've got this covered paladin get to that reactor
Word.
Completing, I completed a banish from the institute guys.
Old robotics, this was sealed when we came in here last time.
I mean this is the fucked up broken down area but...
I can't fuck it so easy.
How many steps back do we got?
I'm sorry, you're so good.
Oh, fuck!
I was in a car last week.
Let's uh, let's rip on some drugs, shall we?
You know we need the Mentats, too, bros.
Hello?
Hi.
Hello?
Fine.
Engage in hostile lifeform.
Rejoice! Rejoice!
Over here!
Oops, didn't mean to pick up that piece of shit.
We chill.
Hopeful Institute music begins to play.
Science music begins to play
And you won't need some jet
So an anomaly detected, whoever, or whatever you are.
I know you are out there.
Hey.
He's alive.
He's alive.
For the traffic, please target down.
Ding.
Ding.
I said ding.
I said ding.
Oh, no.
I
Mean pump it pump the gym pump it up
Wrong way fellas
Excuse me
We got to go into the golden eye door.
Yeah, how come the Elder Maxon isn't using Power Armor?
What up with that?
Unless Power Armor gives you Giga Cancer and he knows.
Is Coach too cool?
I better get that coat.
That's all I'm gonna say.
Oh, we're in the fucking building now.
For realsies.
Dude, it's not that bad.
They're just a stupid fucking...
Oh.
Hey, no thanks to you, bitch.
Enemy contact detected. What was that? Possibly
But it's currently shooting the same
Why try yourself Howard
It's the important one.
You're committed to hostile.
Blood punched me in the face.
You're the most vicious.
For the surety, you do that.
You're slain down.
You're the most dying-out human.
The target's dead.
Please, baby, you're at least no.
I'll give you a sneak.
Area secure.
Dumb bitch.
Reloading!
Are we gonna have to kill father?
I don't freaking know if I can.
I don't have the key.
He better not be dead to cancer, dude.
Yeah, me neither.
Elder Maxon.
I swore I heard something in and out Paladin. We make this fast and precise.
No way to pick this. Dude, open the door. Dude, open the door. Dude, open the door.
Missed legendary key? How is that freaking possible?
I'm the loot. I'm loot god dude
Sorry came from
Detected
Miss
Where the hell do you think you're going, big guy?
Hit him on the 45.
I don't shy the magazine deals twice the normal damage.
Unfortunately our magazine is 32 bullets.
Let me really get on a double barrel trucker.
I'm going all out
What are you shooting at?
Oh fuck there's a window
I don't like some synthetic gorilla meat.
You're just gay.
It's actually a bold.
We're all the civilians.
What?
That's a mouse.
Okay, I can't move.
SILENCE
Intruder alert!
SILENCE
No.
SILENCE
SILENCE
CUT
SILENCE
SILENCE
Force her down!
SILENCE
SILENCE
I'm going semi-all now.
This is the first time I've seen a gun like this.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
You guys got that?
There she is.
Paladin, we've located the reactor. It's accessible through the advanced systems division. Only you can't reach it.
The security override can only come from the director's terminal. You'll need to access his quarters.
all righty
kill that guy
And I wish my footsteps were a little bit louder.
to the goofy ass cartoon science music.
Is he gonna have the kids sent out?
Is he gonna use them as a shield, dude?
Is the game gonna give me a reason to hate this guy?
Even more?
Dude, he's not dead, man.
I didn't expect to see you again.
Come to see the reactor, have you?
We got it working without you.
Are you sick?
I'm here to blow up your reactor, Sean.
Put an end to the Institute.
Well...
At least there's no need for guessing games now.
It's not enough that I lay here dying.
Now you plan on what? Destroying everything? Tell me then, under what righteous pretense
have you justified this atrocity? It's for the greater good. The Commonwealth
deserves to determine its own fate. Spare me. You've spent time up there. You know as well
his eye that it's doomed. Well, none of it matters now, I suppose. You'll accomplish
your task and ruin humanity's best hope for the future. The only question left then is
why you're standing here. Is it regret? Or did you just come to gloat?
Sean if you help me fewer people will die will you why would I ever consider
helping you
Institute personnel won't last long above ground especially if I am why am I
You're smiling!
Residential locks remain active.
Attention all personnel. Evacuation order issued.
Offerization 1, 1, R, 3, 1.
Please proceed to your assigned evacuation point.
Well done, Paladin.
Looks like a patch should be cleared to the reactor.
And I am happy to report that reinforcements have arrived.
You're too mad at me. There's nothing more to say.
I'll see you in hell along with the rest of the Commonwealth.
You've seen to that
Run away
Evacuation order issued.
Authorization 1-Y-R-3-1.
Please proceed to your assigned evacuation points.
Thank you for your cooperation.
It's all over now.
Attention all personnel. Evacuation orders.
Releasing fire.
Present.
We'll be detected.
You must arrive on your way.
Oh, you got somebody free?
I'm going to die.
of
what
they were actually naked
of
the
fact that
the
fact that
the
fact that
the
of
the
death of
the
death
of
the
Anyone cares?
Oh, hold on. I heard something.
We blow their limbs up doing this?
There's a chair you can't
We're like up
Man, I should have backed a normal laser rifle for those.
roof smoked him ass why don't I take a quick nap they're not wait wasn't this
Madison's office okay all right okay
We are close to completion.
Even there's some phalliads.
Ad-Victorium, Paladin.
Ad-Victorium!
We're gonna blow this place back to hell.
True.
We make this fast and precise.
The main reason I think we kill Sean there is, uh...
He came training us like a science experiment.
Not waking us up.
Fuck you dude.
Ah, what else we got?
Derely, oh here we go.
All the factions suck in their own way.
Yeah, except for the one we picked, which was undeniably the correct one.
Get no scope!
Yep, that's a missile launcher, guys. Watch out. Dude, I don't care. It's a fuckin' ... it's
a Corsair.
Well, guess it's time to go all the fuck out.
What's up?
I'm being irradiated!
Who's emulating me?
Hooded clean room suit
I don't know
Well, we got the password from the giga sim
So how are we getting out of here?
Yup.
What's the plizy in it?
How are we scat-daddling from here?
We got a run.
Exercise caution when entering the shape reactor shutdown sequence
Good work, Gallant. I think it's time to leave this place to its fate. Proctor Ingram, do you copy?
Our mission is complete. I need you to transport us out of here immediately.
Bring him us up.
Proctor Ingers, it's time to teleport us out.
Sorry Elder, I would, but... well... this child showed up.
He claims to be the Paladin's son.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Dude!
Please dad, don't leave me here. I want to go with you.
You're not going anywhere with me. You're not my son.
But you can't just leave me here. I don't want to die. Please, just think about it for a second.
Why should I? It's hard enough just taking care of myself up there.
I promise I won't get in the way, and I can take care of myself. You won't have to do anything. I can take care of myself. Just don't leave me here.
You're not Sean! You're not Sean! You're a robot.
I need to think you're real.
You're just gonna leave me here? I can't believe it! I hate you!
Attention all personnel, operation order issued.
I mean, it's not even real.
Alright, Ingram. Fire it up.
Hang on. You're telling me you leave that kid here to die? He's your son!
He's a sin, Fingram. He's not really my son.
Are you kidding me? The institute made synths that look like children? I don't even know what to say.
Except that they deserve what's coming to them.
You're clear to go then. Ready?
To the change in time.
Not just yet. We need a minute.
Alright. But don't take too long.
Maxon's itching to turn this place into dust.
Please, Dad! Don't leave me here! I wanna go with you!
That's not happening. No way.
You're just gonna leave me here? I can't believe it!
I've got this covered, Valadin. Get to that reactor.
Authorization, one, one, five.
All right, Ingram.
Fire it up.
You're clear to go, then. Ready?
Absolutely. Let's get out of here.
You got it, Paladin. I'm sending you to the detonation site.
I'll set the relay to send the last of us to the Pridwin and make sure everyone is out.
When that reactor goes up, this place will be nothing but a smoking crater full of rubble.
Should be quite a sight.
Looks like your work here is done, Paladin.
Paladin.
Smell ya later nerd.
I'm sure you will be outside the blast radius. Press that button. And you not only defeat our enemy, you restore order and decency to the Commonwealth. It's time now. The Institute and their scent abominations must be eradicated.
Old?
hold
yeah why does it look like this
I can feel it wash over me, the heat, the force, the radiation, the fear, it's the end of
the world all over again.
I close my eyes, I see my life before all of this, before the bombs.
Everything can change in an instant, and the future you plan for yourself shifts whether
or not you're ready.
At some point, it happens to all of us.
This wasn't the world I wanted, but it was the one I found myself in.
I thought I hoped I could find my family cheap time make us whole again the way we were.
But now I know, I know I can't go back, and I know the world has changed, but the road
ahead will be gone.
That's not my sanctuary.
This time, I'm ready.
Because I know war.
War.
Say it again, dude.
Thank you.
They really do be saying that shit, huh?
Oh.
So, promotion time?
Elder.
You've done an exemplary job here, Paladin.
Without your unwavering loyalty to our cause, this victory would never have been possible.
What?
No cash prize?
Your reward.
Rest in the hearts and the minds of the people you've saved.
The Institute has been wiped clean from the face of our world.
It's time we close this chapter on the Commonwealth.
And begin one anew.
I think we've done enough damage already.
This victory was but the beginning.
We still have a long road ahead if we're to ensure the safety of the Commonwealth and her people.
But this is neither the time nor the place to discuss it.
Return to the Prygwin.
And we'll decide what needs to be done.
Dang.
Dang, you blew up your sense, son.
Let's see what he wants real quick, I want to do Nuka World.
I hope I live long enough to witness the...
Where did the DLC?
Paladin, I'm pleased you've returned. Captain Kells and I wanted to speak with you.
Captain Kelks, as I expect Elder Maxon has already explained, the destruction of the
Institute is simply the first stage of our operations in the Commonwealth.
There are still super mutants and ferales to be dealt with, as well as any remaining
synths that escape the blast.
It's our hope that you will continue serving with the Brotherhood and assist us with eradicating
these threats.
I think I've had enough fighting.
The campaign has taken its toll on all of us, Paladin.
They want my salami?
There's no need for your new duties to commence immediately.
Take your time.
And when you're ready, there will be plenty of missions to undertake.
In light of your service, Captain Kells and I both feel you deserve unique recognition for your contributions.
Both past.
I'll take your coat.
And future.
It's with great pleasure in the utmost respect that you are hereby granted the title of Sentinel.
This is the highest honor a Brotherhood soldier can achieve.
But we both felt strongly that it was well deserved.
In addition, we'd like to present you with this jetpack modification for your power armor.
The Brotherhood has few of these devices in its possession, but we feel you've earned the right to utilize one of them.
Congratulations, Sentinel. It's an honor to be serving with you.
Would I be the only Sentinel in the Brotherhood? In our division?
Yes. There hasn't been a Sentinel serving under me for many years now.
It's a position that commands a great deal of honor and respect. So I do not award it lightly.
You better watch it, Maxon. I'm only one step away from Elder.
Indeed. I'll be certain to watch my back.
So, Sentinel, for the first time since we've met, I have no orders for you.
From this moment forward, you will decide which missions you undertake and how you will guide us.
Captain Kells and the personnel at the Cambridge Police Station still possess numerous operations for you to undertake.
Where you go from here is up to you add Victorian Sentinel
Now I'm going to nuke a world fuck you all the board
OOOOOOOH!
Mm-mm, steal his drip first?
I wonder if I gotta restart my game.
Jibble's next for sale?
Just wear glasses.
Hold.
Can we get a base game review?
Um, I didn't think the story was bad.
Honestly.
I feel like we didn't seal all of it either, so...
Uh, yeah, the voice line delivery was kind of stilted in a lot of places.
The overall motivation of the plasma and this motivation behind the astute that's stupid.
What was their motivation exactly?
Behind creating the synths.
to operate on the surface without getting irradiated?
They wanted to replace all humans with synths.
But why?
Misinfo? Yeah, I didn't get the impression that they wanted to replace all humans.
It was more like they were they were trying to spy on the the surface to figure out like
how best to go about potentially like saving it right but then our dumb ass kid goes up and
he's like I haven't been up here even though I'm seven years old ever since I
literally never I've never been up here and now that I see it oh this sucks ass and I give up
I'm trying to save the surface teleports away
Okay
So like what what would they have done if I'd gone with them it would have been like we're gonna live underground forever
I thought you would die it was a test
Like I don't think that's necessarily like
Bad writing though, for him to do something like that.
I think...
There was like a slight...
disconnect.
Shut up!
Shut the fuck up!
of
the
death
of
the
center to the ball
I
Just want to trade a few things
Like I didn't read all of the terminal
Logs or whatever around father I read some of them
It's kind of like
It's kind of hard to understand the motivation
Well, yeah, obviously he lived underground the entire life
And it's kind of like a weird science kid or I thought I would test my my dad who's been cryogenically frozen
To see if he would like maybe he maybe he cares enough about me to find it to literally
Do the impossible to get into the secret underground base that I've been living in my entire life
Like that's insane right because because functionally
And I'm not gonna I'm not gonna harp on it too much right cuz I mean the guy who wrote
this game according to Twitch Shad was like yeah I don't didn't really give a fuck because
most people skip the dialogue anyway or some shit I don't know what it was I'm not I'm
not gonna harp on it too much or like make fun of it for not making like complete absolute
sense right um that said I don't think I spent enough time in the Institute
I don't know.
They're all assholes. Like, I get the...
I get the brotherhood.
I get the minute, man.
Right?
You skipped all that when you said you didn't want to leave them?
Yeah, unfortunately, if I said that I wanted to leave them, then I got locked out of everything else, so...
Yeah, and I didn't want to do their dumb ending.
Your DNA is such a stupid plot point.
What would you have done if you had written it?
I like that I called it kind of early on I was like you know what if our kid is
like working at the Institute right you know what if he's not actually like that
old anymore or they young blah blah blah
dog game possibly scripting 10 million subs well what I have done I think me
personally I would have made it more apparent how deranged father was and
like I said I didn't do the entirety of the Institute questline so like there
were there were hints
when you go around and you meet the different department heads about like
how he is, like, leaving stuff out, not telling them the full story of whatever it is they're
fucking doing.
Uh, but because of the ending we chose, we don't actually find out what he was doing.
Like, what is planned with, like, why he was so desperate to get those synths back.
We literally don't know.
Um, what was the point?
Dog Jam, thank you very much, by the way.
Immunally, his plan is to make you director and then die.
They tested Epi-V and created super mutants to presumably cure his cancer.
Okay, that kind of answers, like...
That whole thing.
I didn't...
I didn't put that together.
That makes sense, though.
Not true?
Yes sir, I asked why you weren't playing Power World at one point and you made it clear
that you were going to say something mean, but you chose to.
Not to.
This is being rewarded for your good behavior.
It was going to be mean about Power World, not to you, so.
I try not to be mean to mean to chatters, unless they like football.
Or that guy who was calling me R worded earlier.
Remember the guy yesterday who was doing it like every like five seconds in chat?
He's still doing it.
Well, I timed him out for a week.
Because at the end of last stream, I said, all right, let's keep it to like a one
hour cooldown, you know what I mean?
But he started doing it again today.
So I had to put him in time out.
Um, Nuka World.
Nuka World.
Nuka World.
Sorry to just disjointed awkward because the pacing of different faction lines merging.
I don't think it was particularly particularly disjointed.
I don't think it was bad.
Honestly, I don't think it was bad.
The one that sends to get in places of power for their own control on the service.
One, a Fishman, loving every day.
Biggie-Big-Nessy Oh.
What?
Oh, I gotta turn my laser gun back into a rifle and not a sniper rifle.
Why are you tilting yourself?
Ohhhhhhhhhh
Grabbing my Gooch 6 for some Argentina cheating again?
Hmm, what could do?
Automatic.
What can I do this one?
Oh, science too.
Oh, Dolly!
Yeah, the oncley was kind of meh.
I think...
I think Sean has a character potential.
Dude, it feels so silly trying to analyze this, honestly, it does because of what that chatter said about the guy who wrote the game or whatever.
I don't deserve it.
I'm gonna take the scope off, actually, yeah.
I think the...
I think the overall story is a good one.
I think the story beats are good.
Watching your wife get executed in front of you while you're cryogenically frozen, remaining
frozen for many years and then waking up it's fucking 60 years later, your kid,
I don't know how to be a piece of shit.
Even the concept of the institute is kind of a good one.
Using synthetic humans to infiltrate society, I think that's cool.
Being too cowardly to actually like do anything about society.
Having all that science and not doing shit.
People like Asmongold told me to hate games like this cause Woke.
I mean, what was even woke about this game?
They have women in it? Oh yeah. Yeah, I could see that.
Please don't say woke you look are worded
Was reading a chat comment
You better have been talking to that chatter fool
Enter that transit station before we're set. I'll have your head now pick up the pace
I want to be able to report back
guys they're not chill
oh what those
Fuck was that?
Oh.
Those bodies better not have moved.
Those bodies better not move.
Bro, they're everywhere.
I wish I could have some more med eggs, dude.
What if we don't have any more?
This guy hurts.
What are you guys doing?
There's a lot of things I like about this game, like exploring in general felt really
good.
better than other ballgames, let's just buy virtue of them being like kind of old
print. Tarfield, nah honestly this is probably the best one because Tarfield
was... they had like three templates for exploration at least as far as I saw.
like he would go to a planet and then he would land it like the one base on the
planet and that base was it was either like a mine
or like a bandit
I fuckin' ate the scope, mate.
Yeah, we can probably mod it now.
You guys ready for this?
We had, like, locked in the animation for like three seconds.
That's still kind of set.
What was it?
K-LON's orders?
K-LOR.
In order to investigate that Nuka-Kola family radio signal that appeared today, our intel
determine it's coming from the Nuka World Transit Center and we're we've reasoned to believe it
may be linked to Sergeant Lanier's missing recon team. The primary objective is to secure the
surrounding location report back to me. I'll then receive further instructions based... based
on your SAS report.
You can't activate vats in the air. I don't think...
Oh boy, I always wanted to go to the new the world. Oh boy
Dude it's cool spot
You guys ever play that cool spot super nintendo game
shit. They're going to die.
What's that?
God damn Raiders. I should have known.
What happened to you?
Raiders. That's what those bastards had in my family. You gotta help me. Please.
I only help myself. What's in it for me?
me. Fantastic. Do you think so?
Just Stimpak, dude.
Oh.
Insist.
What?!
Let them find me and do what they want.
Uh, let me help.
Now I'll go face it.
You don't have to die.
Are you?
You're serious?
Just be warned.
This ain't no walk in the park.
Here, take this.
It's the password to the monorail control terminal.
The fastest way to get to Nuka World is to take the Nuka Express.
But I shut it down to help settle my story.
It makes it more believable if I say I'm trying to keep the Raiders at bay.
the control terminal in the office to power it back up. And once you're on your way, be careful.
Yeah, you knew this was covered.
Well, that wasn't very nice. Killing this man. You want to rule the son of a bitch, aren't you?
The Monterey will take you to Nuka World. It's Captain Killing or your thing. I got the offer of
I have a lifetime for you.
Hmm.
Big cat, thanks for shibb.
So is that Raid the base game?
I'm gonna be honest.
I didn't get to do a lot of the side quests.
Like there's like a...
Like the Piper stuff seemed kind of cool.
We never finished the Valentine stuff either, I don't think.
Valentine stuff is cool, eh?
You find the drug addict Irish woman companion?
Yeah, we told her to stay at the combat zoo.
You can still do them?
Yeah, I know I can still do them.
Bam bam bam bam bam bam bam!
Like, surely, anyway, it's hard to give it a rating
because I didn't do a lot of the base game side quests.
Are there any good ones?
The ship one? They got a Dunwich? I don't think so.
No Nuka radio?
I mean, isn't there like not a lot on here?
Nuka World is pleased to announce that a small portion of your admission fee will be donated to support our men and women fighting overseas.
Dude.
The terminal here is like better performance than every terminal we've been interacting with in the rest of the game by the way.
There's no point...
No point in listening to that.
I don't know what I just had or something that's copyright-free.
Like, what the fuck?
It's like a 2 minute loop.
Thank you.
Newcacola Orange!
Mmm.
Yeah, who fucks- who fucks-
with an alcohol twist.
Y'all fucks with orange soda, dude?
Yeah.
That shit's good, right?
Um...
I was surprised at how good the base game was,
And honestly, my only real complaint, like I can, I can, when I play a game like this, I'm not expecting, you know, classic novel quality like storytelling, you know what I mean?
Uh, the combat was really fun compared to like Fallout 3 and New Megadeth.
NUGAR WORLD is proud to announce the grand reopening of our World of the Freshman ride.
Now featuring delicious new-
But, um, the way that it determines the level of enemies means that, eventually, you just
start, like, shooting, like, level one guys, you know, like, 40, like, that was not very
good.
I don't know why they decided to do that.
We're gonna pee real quick and then we will go to Nuka World!
What up?
Yeah, as long as I'll banger, what the hell? I got a Coca-Cola, guys.
Zero charisma and the dialogue felt like shit.
Um, I mean, I literally...
The world is proud to be the only East Coast location serving Nukicola courts and Nukicola victory. Try one today.
Taunt landed?
He's wrong.
most of the important story beat ship that we did last couple streams great
Halloween spooktacular we'll begin next week reserve your tickets for this
nighttime event at the main box office
I think, uh, I think a lot of people- oh my god, Jesus Christ.
I are lost and found at the main gate your item will be returned to you for a nominal fee
Please dead clear the door
New Vegas even follow up three
For your own safety, please remain seated or utilize the provided handrail while the train is in motion
If you'll direct your attention to the right side of the monorail you can observe Yucca World's famous Vistop Mountains
Standing at a wall with 100 meters tall
Vistop Mountains is a large and mandate structure in Yucca World. It features the five-star Vistop Grills
coming up in the heart of Yooka World, Yooka Town, USA, be sure to listen.
Nice to see you're taking me out on my offer.
I only got a minute, so you better listen and listen good.
The name's Gage, Porter Gage, and the truth is that guy Harvey Yooka was just a setup to
you and miss it they can sell it but if you somehow make it through alive I'll
give you the details on my offer in the meantime have fun and put on a good show
I'll be watching
We are now arriving at the station. Please be sure to collect any children in first-level
Logging for exit access to Red Express.
Attention all my favorite nuns as I roll up there.
In case you have no issues with sleeping on ourselves so fresh, you need to run to the gauntlet.
What?
You're so dead.
Enjoy dying, time to die.
Okay.
Like this, this show right here feels like the shit that people like New Vegas and stuff
for, right?
Like, I can only imagine the-
And he's off! Let's hope our latest prey can draw a little inspiration from our previous victims.
Um, guys?
The world of fuck is a
This is indication anymore, we're all in an Italian order.
Sting, calculated.
I think I can only really give my opinion on like the main story and like the general
like combat show.
I didn't do enough of the psych with us.
I think that's what a lot of people like about like the Elder Games though is uh, you got
the goofy post-apocalyptic like, insanity right?
And I didn't seem like there was a lot of it in this game.
I think this play a lot of people are like like New Vegas better because there's a there's a colony of people named Bob man
Now they're all Bob and that's like weird, right?
There's nothing wrong with I think there's anything wrong with liking that
But also, there's a lot of cool stories in New Vegas too.
I
But I freaking like this game
This game's up unless quirky I feel like I mean this feels really quirky
That's not that's not bad like this DLC, but I mean we'll say
Done
I
That's it
Fuck you I will say it like
It's so hard to give a comprehensive thought while I'm playing this game, cuz I'm like
so focused on playing stuff.
Sweet.
I didn't like the pipe guns, and honestly, I don't really like the modular guns, I don't
like that but I have a nice general dislike of crafting systems and in
lay video games so maybe I'm like a little biased and this wasn't so bad and
Honestly, one of the best parts is that it's so easy to do that I don't really have to
engage with it too much.
But one thing I want to know is if they went through the effort to have this whole system
where you can find, like, in quotes, legendary enemies.
All doors lead to the death.
Stages are a little slower than others.
Um...
A lot of the legendary effects are kind of boring, right?
Like, we got this one.
This one's a fixed legendary.
It's like, it does more limb damage.
Or like, some of the ones in the shop, like, uh...
the first the first one I saw was justice the shotgun and that one was like
staggered enemies more often or some show you know you like if you're gonna
have like this whole system where you call me a bitch I feel like it there's
There's an opportunity to have like pretty unique guns and stuff, but I mean, we haven't
really found any.
Like, I know that the cryo gun exists in the Ereco Vault, like that's cool.
Um.
God damn it.
I don't want to take me Charisma gear off, mate.
This person had a name.
like why can't I get a laser gun that uh I mean there were some cool guns like
The laser musket was cool.
Gosh, Ripple's cool.
I ended up not using them just because...
I kind of like what I got right now, but...
The can's fun.
Yeah, I got like a harpoon gun.
I think that's...
For far harbor though.
Like, it's so hard to speak with any amount of authority
because I've only experienced like 40% of those games, I feel like.
I don't really want to talk about it anymore, it's gonna be awesome.
Not even?
Yeah.
I think it's good.
It was down the middle, dude.
That's it.
What?
Oh.
What's next?
Oh.
Excuse me.
Thanks, Easter, to real!
Top guy!
But with a god in me, through into the yet.
What are you gonna do to make me put a giant monster deep?
Who doesn't love a good explosion?
Turret control terminal.
I want to fight them.
Can I interest any of you guys in some canned dog food?
What do you think the downside to human eating like your average dog food is?
Oh, what?
Call me crazy, but I think our next guy's something again.
Mega salt.
What's wrong with a little salt bag, man?
I can interest you in some shut the hell up.
Oh.
Storage room key. What do you think that dirty key was for?
I'm hearing some shuffling.
Yes. Isn't the game over?
No, there's a couple of really big DLCs we didn't do.
We did too, but I gotta fill in like the Vault 88 one if I had to guess.
I bet that one came out first.
And then the Mechanus probably came out like after that or some shit, I don't know.
way around. That guy just was first. 20k people watching this. Oh. Redox at many DLCs.
Is this some promo?
Oh fuck!
I gotta stop using Stimpak, bros.
Like did we even find all the bolts in the base game?
long you didn't explore I did explore I did explore I explored uh oh maybe I
can check them out. Even these, uh, these little personal logs or whatever, like the,
And the terminals and stuff and it's like so much cleaner than the base game
Where's the gun
There's a bug in the base game that makes them slow fixable with a mod yeah
Me no me no, I just never got it
Where'd the gun go?
Radiation emitter.
Huh?
Where is it?
Oh, I dismantled it, forgot.
I'm getting cancer.
I've got things to get dangerous!
See if he survives once more!
Little bitch.
Sweet.
Dude.
Mommy.
Dude.
It's gonna blow up.
No way.
Basically need all these traps.
Dude, I enjoy.
Dude, what?
There's some really funny traps in like older games for sure.
I mean I even saw that too about there being like a lack of traps.
What's up, guys?
What the hell?
I need the electron to move back to the base, man.
Shoulda...
Protectron left-hand space laser.
Thoughts for a robot mod.
I don't know.
Let me be clear.
You will not be engaging with your crafting of robot.
Run!
Son of a bitch.
Oh, not good.
I got that baby zombie.
Me.
Come drink the water, dude.
I knew it!
I knew it!
This big takes any longer, we're all in a dire order!
You think my alert me taste good?
Oh yeah, dude.
That would be GORGEN on that ship!
Nice.
What the hell?
God damn it!
What the hell will we be born to do?
of
the
Someone's gonna take you to her.
Time for a little...
What?
This is no fucking joke in me.
We got it.
Holy shit.
Let's see if our vixen can kill the gas
before the gas kills him.
I'm gonna take you to her.
Take the hell to stop the flow of this gas.
What the fuck?
in the family exhibit
that's it
wait and die
just wait
wait and die
I don't think I should be shooting my gun.
Sorry.
Sorry everyone.
That's some good meat there.
Well, I've used to do many quest-based elements trouble with anyone, but God, I mean, I'd much rather be beaten to death by death-claws.
Autists.
Where's the door that I opened?
Mine.
I think the gas is dead.
Because I opened the door.
Is Vic short for victim?
I don't like that.
Let me drink my Nuka Cola.
Where's blood aiming at?
Oh my god.
I'm dead.
Except, oh shit.
I'm fucking dead.
There's one right away.
Dude, this is like a plain throw moment for sure, but I just don't have one.
I'm gonna leave.
Maybe not.
What the hell?
Goddamn! Look who's in the whole stretch!
I have a role model here for a Japanese.
I love it when they play hard to get.
He can't be!
Welcome to the Gauntlet, asshole!
Damn, they shot me!
I'm hiding back!
Oh, she had an AK, I think.
I don't know what I'm doing.
Bernada.
Damn big shawmey.
Help!
Come on, bitch!
Wow, what are you doing here?
We're going.
We're going what's happening
I'm not wasting my ammo.
Oh
What is happening
Yank I got all these holotapes and shit
Plus one jet?
Is that not a radiation emitter?
Jesus, whose torturing? Who?
Pick up the piece, bitch!
Fuck you.
Well, I'll be damned!
You know what that's all about is, get your ass down to the call-a-court!
There'll be no minutes left until it's about to begin!
You got me wired up, get a cage.
Yeah, boy.
Finally, now go shut off that damn alarm.
Alright, I'm on it.
Now where?
There's my next victim now.
Don't look like much.
Here's a quick rundown how this works.
You go stock up, make yourself presentable.
Then we're gonna give these folks a show.
A show where I decorate these walls here with your lovely brains.
Facts that is true. I'm the only one that wins this fight.
Period.
Think you're a hot shit getting this far.
Think again.
All right, gage they've fruit something tells me I'm really gonna enjoy this
Shut up I'm picking
Alright, listen to hella. If you wanna make it out of this lie, I'm only gonna fit it.
Do the assholes attract me in here? I'm done playing your game. I ran your stupid gauntlet.
I made it this far, but I'm done. So no big show for you, aren't you? Just the bravest
bunch of dipshits to ever watch some guy in Super Church Firework beat up on someone
with nothing. I'll blow my own brains out, thank you very much.
If I need to come on the wall, I'll make it quick.
Jet.
Are we gonna do this or not?
Hang on.
You got a death wish or something?
I'm busy. I'm looting.
Time's wasted here.
Also, you don't get in here with nothing.
That goes up.
Yeah, I'm in here.
Is this shoot water?
Yeah, hang on man, hang on.
Yeah, there's a fucking minigun there.
This guy blew his brains out.
I'm not done. Leave me alone.
Hey, I know you're still in there.
Yeah.
We gonna do this or not?
Am I able to sneak out?
We gonna do this or not?
Say it again.
You got a death wish or something?
Who is this?
I'm the guy that's going to get you out of this alive, so listen up.
Oh yeah?
And what's in it for you?
This ain't just about what's in it for me.
Both of us reap the rewards if you pull this off.
I'm listening.
Alright, I'm listening.
kind of guy look you made it this far you obviously got skill but this fight
coming up is rigged you get me over boss colder his power armor set up to draw
energy from the electric grid the arena damn things invincible you name it
Someone's tried it miniguns grenades not a scratch you get what I'm saying
So he's a cheating coward gotcha doesn't have a fair bone in his body
You want to win I
Stashed a weapon the lockers get it. I'm wearing it. I
Already picked that up good
That little thirst zapper is going to turn the tables on old Coulter
Yeah, yeah, I know what it looks like
You're just going to have to trust me
Well, I've always wanted one of these
What I made a great toy for Sean Sean reference you're lucky day
Congratulations now we can get on with it
he got giga cancer cold is electrically charged power armor the
circuits are gonna short out it'll kill his defenses but you only have so much
time to do some damage before they recharge you take him out I promise you
it'll be worth every minute spent in this gauntlet so in hydrated is half the
bad on right?
he ain't got a choice
aye, it's time
I'll open the door
see you on the other side
well
try to bind this
boom
All right!
Disciples!
Are you ready for blood?
At the back!
Are you ready for face-to-kill foil?
I'm ready!
Are you ready to save me? Not another kill!
Oh
The board
What else we got?
What is he saying?
What is Blood saying right now?
Arish.
Oh!
Superquall quantum! Oops didn't want that.
Do you want this though?
But did I break this? No.
So
What the hell just happened?
You saw it?
We all saw.
Toter's dead.
We've got ourselves a new overbox.
This guy?
Are you sure, Dage?
Yippee!
I'm the height-
I'm the Gigapresid.
I don't know what the hell you're doing.
Hey!
You talked about this.
He survived the government.
He was smart enough to take five bites
and stroke it up to kill Colt.
He's what we need.
Show some respect for our new leader better. He'll get respect when he earns respect. Who's up there?
How about a cheer for mr. Fuck
What did I tell you worked like a charm that thinks a lot
death by squirt gun I'd love to see the message on his tombstone tell me about it
wish I had a better look at his face when the suit shorted out I get that you
have no idea what's going on and everything is coming at you real fast
but you need to listen taking out colder wasn't just a last-minute decision
it was something a few of us here have been working on for a while now that
he's actually gone got ourselves a vacancy in the over of Boston I want his
eyepatch dude guess what you just got the job all I'm asking is that you trust
me on this and give it a shot I swear it'll be worth it oh you see that smirk
yeah you about to rattle up a 10,000
What a karma comment right there.
morons don't exactly play nice with each other. Thanks to Coulter, this place is a powder
kick just waiting to blow sky high. One wrong move, and we're going to have a bloodbath
on our hands. I think you have what it takes to turn things around and keep these gangs
from tearing each other apart.
threaten him
why me?
i'm sure you're better suited for the job
we'll get into that later
now i'm sure you got a lot of questions
but this ain't the place
meet me at the overbosses
your new quarters
the restaurant on top of good old fizz top mountain
we can talk there
do i got a villa?
just let me get that door for you
there
there what?
of
the
death
of
the
death
of
It auto saved after that that's weird
All right normally that does not happen when I murder somebody
Let's keep the conversating between us, okay?
Meet me in the overboss quarters.
Okay, get to steppin', bro.
The overboss demands it.
Did he say what gang he's a part of?
Oops.
Oops.
Wow.
Well.
These are part of the gang bang.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
I don't think so, I don't think so, dude.
Nisha really only has one rule around here.
Don't get caught.
It's what people do when they're exhausted.
Ever since you guys took over you've been working us around the clock.
Do you expect us to do we expect you to show a little appreciation we make sure you've got enough to eat and drink
We provide security without us you'd be food for the bloodworms
You can either do your job and what's a bloodler or we can throw your ass outside the park
Or maybe you think you're better off out there alone and unarmed. No, no, I'll um
I'll get back to work. Excuse me. Things will get better one day
Hacken disciples bunch of amateurs playing dress up
Hey there over boss making trouble
Yeah, I'm the boss or a wolf is the pack only runs with wolves
Welcome to
informational robotic assistance. Is this your first visit to Nuka World?
I haven't been a young fellow for a long time.
You know, a lot of people say just the same thing.
The way we see it, everyone who steps through that gate is a child at heart.
Now, before you set off on your grand Nuka adventure, let me tell you about...error.
System is a malfunction.
Are you finished wasting my time? You filthy lowlife scabber?
Cause I'm getting bored and when I get bored, I get violent.
Say that again, and your malfunctioning system is gonna be the least of your problems.
Oh, was that supposed to be a threat? Don't make me laugh, you worthless pilot from and done.
You couldn't scare a rat, Roach.
System restored. Oops, sorry about that little glitch.
Data logs indicate unauthorized tampering with my personality subroutines.
Please contact a Nuka World maintenance technician as soon as possible.
Whipper, a malfunction? What on earth makes you think that?
Internal systems monitoring recorded an unauthorized shutdown in reboots.
When functionality was restored, several behavioral parameters had been altered.
My audio receptors recorded the entire event and I submitted a holiday recording per standard security procedures.
Now don't you worry, even despite that unfortunate incident, I'm still operating at well over 61% normal capacity.
As I was about to say, I have a little tip to help you make the most of your exciting nuca world adventure.
Be sure to collect park medallions as you enjoy our amazing rides and attractions.
Already am
Hmm
What if I want a place to relax or get a bite to eat? Where should I go?
Why? You're already here!
Nucatown, USA is a great place to unwind and enjoy a delicious meal with your friends and your relatives.
Take the whole family to Cappy's Cafe looking for a romantic night out.
Enjoy dinner in a show at the parlor.
What's a commanding view while you enjoy a world club?
If you're up for a challenge, test your skills at the Nucat Cave.
Take a what what else would you look no questions for now in that case thanks for
error
no function you're still here
my face miserable don't see me dirt scratcher
system restored have a great day
they're torturing this poor poor
Damn, it's got its own map.
Where's the arcade, bros?
Shank!
the first to know. Hi. So you're the new overbox. I'm happy to do business. I'm sure Gage will send you my way soon enough. What have you got? It changes every day to be honest. Shut up, let's see what you have. Any items with big star next to name?
56 damage. What the hell? Was there AK ammo in there? Hold up.
7 6 2
Yoink excuse me found some pretty good stuff while I was out on the road
Sure, let's take a look. There's a lot of damage for a melee weapon. It wasn't it I
Don't want to sell my water again. It served me well
We got to find the arcade.
Okay, nothing about this really indicates where the arcade is, unfortunately.
Welcome to the nest, boss. We was wondering when you'd make it down here.
Fucking hell no.
He's for random people with water?
Caught one of the traitors killed, didn't he?
Yeah, I was gonna do this.
Turn them lose now.
What was that?
Over boss down.
Hehehehe.
What is this?
So let me get this on.
I found it.
Some scavener makes it through the gullet.
He takes out the boss.
Excuse me, makes me talk about the other day.
Hey there.
Hmm.
Yeah.
Call Max!
Junk?
Victory.
I assume this was Nuka Kola Orange.
Wait, it's better than this one.
It's the most powerful one.
Huh. Wasted time now. No one's stopping you.
Sometimes you gotta ask yourself, how high is it when they built this place?
This is Del Walsh. I'm a paramedic in Nuka World's Infirmary Center, and this report is dated July 14, 27.
Now, I'd like to officially go on record to express my dismay at the current safety conditions of some of the new world's rides
Just completed treating a patient who suffered multiple cuts and bruises after riding madmull against mine car
No, great, dude. Now in the last year alone. I've treated seven broken bones nine major lacerations
78 muscle injuries and a hundred and sixty six minor lacerations all due to ride my function
And this does not include the two fatalities that have occurred, both of which have been
the last six months.
Oops.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
We need more medics.
I have somehow almost run out.
Yes.
Eelink.
This is infirmary.
bunch of amateurs playing thru us up.
Talking about some secret agreement between Gage and the gags,
saying whoever took down Coulter would take his place.
You believe that?
I think that's um...
I didn't vote for this guy!
It's not of the ordinary around here, have you?
Maybe something hidden.
She's like a bottle cap.
I thought we told you to keep your ass at the market.
If you're looking for something, you can find it there, like everyone else.
I'm not here for the market.
I didn't travel hundreds of miles to go shopping. I don't suppose you fall out three girl
I don't remember either so if you want to live I suggest you stay where you belong
Well, you guys are real friendly, aren't you? Nisha really only has one rule around here
Don't get caught. Oh good
Nuka world. I've always dreamed of coming here and now I finally made it this place is amazing. Don't you think?
Yeah, I guess it is
pretty impressive it sure is you can just imagine the children smiling and
happy all drinking Nuka Cola and having the time of their lives it must have
been magical the name Sierra Petra Vita I traveled all the way from the capital
wasteland to visit this place maybe you've heard about my Nuka Cola museum
uh yeah the Nuka Cola museum everyone's heard of that really it's great I'm so
glad word is catching on maybe I'll get more visitors soon you just made my day
here let me return the favor it's not really cold anymore but I'm sure it
still tastes great well I'd stay and chat some more but I've got an effect in
my search if you are searching for a more ridiculous pair of sunglasses
don't bother might that such a thing exists sunglasses oh you mean the
Happy glasses sorry sometimes forget. I'm even wearing them aren't they great
It was pretty clever making them part of the oh, I shouldn't have said that you know what never mind the collection
I could help you out if you want. Oh, no, thanks. I kind of need to keep this a secret
It's really important to me, and I just don't know you very well
You can trust me bro. I'll keep your secret you can trust me
Okay, to be honest, I'm so excited I can barely keep it in it'll be relieved to find me tell someone I
Guess you could think of me as the world's biggest Nuka Cola fan
I've been obsessed with the stuff since the first time I tasted it
I collect all the merchandise I can find like these awesome capi glasses
I'm wearing but these aren't just ordinary sunglasses
They were part of a really cool contest that started just before the war
Oh my gosh.
Someone's shooting at us.
The winner of the contest would get to meet the famous John Caleb Bradburton himself.
Oh boy.
John Caleb Bradburton?
How exciting.
I know.
That's exactly how I felt when I first learned about the contest.
It's so nice to meet someone who really understands.
So to win the contest you had to find ten images of Cappy, the Nuka Cola mascot hidden
throughout the park each image has part of a code or something and only these special glasses
can reveal it now i know what you're thinking brad Burton's long gone who cares about insulin
and the wasteland well i'm betting that somewhere in his office is the original nuka cola formula
that formula was one of the great mysteries of the soft drink world and it would be the crown
Jewel of my collection. If you can help me get it, I promise it'll be worth your while.
Hmm. I'll be sure why not. Might learn more about the park while I'm at it.
Good point! You're new here after all. You should learn everything you can.
I'll give you my capy glasses and this old contest alo tape.
It's got hints about where to find the hidden capies. Just trap down the clues
and then come back to me when you've found them all.
I'm an expert in all things Nuka-Cola, so I'm sure I'll be able to decipher it.
Happy hunting!
Am I dumb?
Yes.
I can't read!
Close to the ground, look at the place where tombstones are found.
Okay, bro.
Swag.
Now we are speaking.
Wag, eh, hell.
I'm getting the impression that nobody like that guy.
Heh. That's like calling a death claw pussycat.
With a call to running a show, business was going to dry up.
Now that you're here, I'm betting everyone stands to make a lot more money.
Speaking of which, I'm hoping you're here to spend a little bit of your own at the new decay.
Yeah. Sure, why not? This place looks like fun.
Yeah. It's pretty amazing, isn't it?
Yeah, all of the amusements and games around you are working things to yours truly.
I'm the only one that can take them apart and put them back together again.
If I go, then it's only a matter of time before they fall apart.
And all the cute little prizes you can win?
Yeah, you can thank me for those too.
Careful, you keep patting yourself on the back like that and your arm's gonna break.
Give me a break.
That's all I've got.
Let me just explain how all this works.
After that, if you're interested in playing, great.
If not, then no harm done.
Every game in the NukaKate still takes the original pre-war tokens.
Just slot one into the machine and you're off.
If your score is high enough, the machine will kick out a bunch of tickets
which you can redeem at a price terminal for all sorts of goodies.
Dammit! I already spent all my tokens on some magic beans.
Very funny.
Look, normally I tell people the only way to get tokens is buying them from me.
Nice reply.
But seeing as you're the new overboss,
I suppose it wouldn't hurt to tell you a few of the ways of getting them.
You can also get tokens from the pre-war token machines in the Nuca Cave,
but they only take pre-war money. And if you look around the parks hard enough,
I'm betting you'll find a few here and there. I'll tell you what,
just to officially welcome you to Nuca World, here's a token to get you started.
How about you give me three, or I'll break one of your legs.
All right, don't do anything hasty. No need for violence. Well, I guess that's it.
if you need anything you just let me know oh don't forget to take this with you boss
that way you can't say i never did you any favors
That fucking locks.
Oh, I'm shooting the wrong spot.
Always a winner, baby.
Give me my tickets now.
They're at 252, damn.
Get round it.
That's a fucking dub.
9-11
Looks like it's a long line to them.
89, huh?
I'm a whacker.
Democracy.
Come on, man.
Wow, I suck.
Look at this. An offering table.
How do I fix this?
Do you think it's a FPS lock thing?
You can't do it in the console though, I would have to restart.
Oh man.
For what?
How am I supposed to w- dude!
Yeah!
Oh wait.
Okay, I picked him up.
I don't even know what the fuck they're called, I'm going to be honest.
Well, they don't weigh anything, that's nice.
How you got?
Yeah, that one didn't work out so well today.
Star core.
What the flug is that, man?
Probably for a weapon mod.
I make a laser gun to shoot out the power of a star.
Well, I can't buy prizes.
Can you buy them for me, please, mister?
We're doing TCL in the terminal and then act interactive.
No destroy, Chata.
Not good enough.
Are there any cool prizes?
Don't run.
Don't run.
It's only going to get worse.
surprises. Don't run. Don't run. It only got to get worse. Oh, this outlaws me. No clip
than try interacting?
That's what TCL is!
It's no clip!
Humph, humph, humph, humph, humph, humph, humph.
Hmm.
We know we're going to prize level 5, I mean, Acid Soaker.
This is Nuka Cola, dude. I don't want that. I'm gonna get Diabetes. I want the acid
Soker though. That is what I do want. How many did we get from this one when we won?
There's 252.
Yeah, we had 9-11 from this one though.
You can cheat the basketball game? Oh, sick.
I think I can do a fast one that though.
I don't know what triggers the score.
It seems like hitting the back is what's triggered it.
All right, let me mentally remember this position.
There's gotta be a faster way, though.
Set DPI, see if you set your DPI super high and you eventually lose the thing.
Oh my god, we could use Chell.
I don't want to beat that score.
Hehehe.
Go.
I think we got it.
Oh.
Nice.
Oh
Yippie
Me
When I spawn this in well the way the way I mean
The way like we played this game normally and I literally won 22 tickets after sinking like 10 baskets
So I think it's literally balanced around people doing up
Shut up bitch. Oh, we don't have any acid. Hmm
Lame
A few of the machines have been acting up, but don't worry, I fixed them.
Left for cacti for some and says Bald.
No clip in the prize area?
Yeah, I do want to see what that looks like, yeah.
Oh
How's this
Did I, yeah, I'm in the back room, dude.
Why is this here?
AH!
Is it because the person who made this had to, like, have that as reference over there?
HEHEHEHE
BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM
Kubo Blitz, take 4 double-
What did you see out of Bila?
What did you see out of Bila?
Nisha really only has one rule around here. Don't get caught. Yep, say it again. Say it
again.
There it is. My house. Wow. Things are boring as hell since Nisha made us team up.
I ain't no fan of playing nice with others.
Who's this Nisha?
Reveal thyself.
Seems like every time I fix one thing, another thing breaks.
Hi.
Did?
Not.
Ask.
Uh oh.
Oh my.
Go in there.
What's up, bitch-ass underling bitch?
and take the reins. Sure as hell ain't gonna be me. Leading out right ain't my style. And
there's already some blaming me for supporting Coulter all this time. My talents are best
put to use helping a new overboss get all this shit under control. You get me?
Quip them!
Oh, sure. I understand. So, are you just gonna paint the bullseye directly on my back or
What?
Ha!
I ain't gonna lie.
It's a part of the reason you won't see me stepping up and running things.
But I'm telling you, it ain't gonna be that bad.
Let's take a step back and talk big picture, okay?
Nuka World.
Shit.
This was the dream.
Huge.
Built like a goddamn fortress.
You run this.
World is yours.
We had a good head start on it.
A lot of work went into getting the disciples,
the operators, and the pack to work together.
But we got here.
About a year ago, we pushed in through the front gate,
take over Nuka Town, get these traders under our thumb,
and then, well, Coulter got lazy.
He was content to sit on his ass.
Never bothered putting in the effort
to finish taking over the park.
The gangs got restless.
started pissing each other off. It was his real mess.
Coulter couldn't pull this off. He was weak. He deserved to be in
charge. Tell me about it. What a child buddy. I thought he had
what it took. So I helped arrange this whole deal. Didn't
work out. But now that you're here, you got a second shot. You
No. I think I heard of you. Some big shot with the Brotherhood of Steel, right?
They ain't that different from a Raider gang, you ask me.
What did you say?
They try to act all legitimate, but they still just take what they want.
Look, I know these gangs. Been working with them or against them for years now.
I'll help you, okay? Walk you through everything.
First thing you got to do is get the gangs behind you without them supporting you you're not getting shit done
You don't have to trust them hell you mean have to like them, but you need them to respect you enough to follow you
Don't want to chats of the gauges wearing the thing that they used to use in the 90s to correct scoliosis
Have any advice for how I should go about it. Yeah, all right
The disciples like violence
the bloodier the better tell them they'll get plenty of it the operators are
in it mostly for the money they get promised caps they'll listen to you the
pack yeah I don't know they follow whoever they think is the strongest show
some teeth I guess
Don't worry everybody likes me. Yeah, I wouldn't count on that. Look, technically
you're already the new over boss, right? That's like half the work done right there.
Just meet the leaders, talk with them, flex your muscle a little, show them you
mean business. Let's do it. Okay, let's do this. All right, that's what I'm talking
about you just need to show them you're the right man for the job we sex gay if
you need me you are the overboss after all just don't screw this up
I'm the overboss would you care for some potted meat potted meat would you like
some pot they'd be. I would love that Nuke Grape. Grape Soda Disgusting.
Mmmmmm. Take it back, dude. Ain't no way.
I used to like Grape Soda when I was younger.
Not anymore that I grew out of it, dude.
Oynade? Medex. Can I make medex?
Uuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Not EMI.
Acid Concentrate
Healing
Now, Skeeto Spit
Utility
Why the FU Cunts don't call it Fizzy Pop?
We used to, man, we used to.
Back in the day, Face Palm smashed us with a million subs.
Eh, it's setting up for some Fizzy Pop, are we, Timmy?
Ah, very good, very good.
Have you submitted your name for the draft yet?
Oh nice.
Hey, that's my chest, guys.
Where's the fucking med-ex, dude?
You sure this is gonna work?
What if we overload the processor?
Creator man.
Then we salvage it for parts.
You really think anyone's gonna miss this robot?
Hand me that screwdriver.
If this little personality upgrade works, it's gonna be the funniest damn thing in the park.
Man, I can't wait to see the looks on the other guy's faces when they try to talk to it.
There. All done.
One slightly radarized robot ready for duty.
What's in here?
Sounds ominous.
Oh, is that the radio station?
when i'm saying whatever i can't wait to see what our new leader has planned at least
can't be any worse than colter right right hey asshole you're listening to raider radio okay
hey little announcement for you idiots out there i know you think you're really tough and that
Nothing scares you, but do yourself a favor and stick to Nucatown.
You go to any other parks and odds are you ain't coming back.
Don't say I didn't warn you.
This one ain't about me.
It's about this friend that I have who is not me.
First time I ever seen you was down at the beach by a river.
Through a thick black haze of fiery smoke things suddenly seem so clear
I knew I had to have you make your mind at any cost
You gave up on my old crew, never
Never.
Now this is the new music plot hole being filled right here.
All I had left me
Can't stand being apart
This ain't no way to try and test me
I know you remember all the fun we had playing the odds at Easy City
And when we roached in that caravan down at the fence
I was so happy to have you with me
Well after a while I couldn't keep denying
What?
I'm daily with this
The caps, the guns, the blood, so ground
Well, I just couldn't hold your interest
Now I don't buy what they tell me
That you can't ever be satisfied
I'll kill every last man in the whole wide world
Just to have you by my side
Baby, quit raiding my heart
Let's go meet the mouses.
Oh, that wasn't the shelving eject, I was like, did it spawn another one?
Weird.
Weird.
I'll fucking kill you.
We are giving him a second chance
Gage screws this up. He knows we'll skin him alive
So shut up and be patient. What about you big guy? Nothing to say on the matter. I'm the guy who's always
Oh
Don't much care. Yeah, I think you're just much both of you just get out of here
Make sure the others get the message
Look like much
So your gauge is a little pet project
and what are you if I was I would have slipped that little suck-ups throat a
long time ago Gage will never be one of us he's a failure
hey Nisha so your gauge is little pet project watch it lady I'm no one's pet
Not really. Gage made Coulter, and now here you are. I'm just calling it as I see it.
Everyone knows we all wanted Coulter dead. Of course, if I had my way, it would have
been a slow, painful process. But whatever. Let's get this meet and greet over with.
I'm Nisha. I lead the disciples. We've only got one rule around here, and that's keeping
the peace of this alliance otherwise the way we see it this world stopped caring
about rules the moment people started dropping bombs on one another hmm I
bet you guys are great at parties with us you'll soon find out just don't
slack off when it comes to actually doing your job we got Colter Nuka town and
suddenly he forgot the big picture we both know how that turned out although I
I could give him a little credit. He built the gauntlet after all. Of course it was total shit at first.
No imagination.
But we spiced it up a bit.
You call that a gauntlet?
More like a cakewalk.
Do cakewalks end in death?
Because a gauge hadn't helped your ass, you'd be dead right now.
Let's just hope gauge is right about you. He made a lot of promises to get us here.
never followed through so you better not screw this up because I'm not about
to tolerate another round of bullshit are you questioning me you're over boss
not questioning just curious we were wrong about Colter we won't do the same
as me I'm the best there is I bet your life on that you see the disciples
don't make empty friends. We make good on them. We aren't swayed by caps like those
spoiled brats obsessed with their hair, or those savage animals who can't behave in
public. Fuck this up, and I will kill you. Although, I admit I have even better plans
for Gage. But, if you support us and keep your promises like a good little overboss,
we back you. You get to live, and everybody wins.
I don't make promises, and you'll do what I say.
Looks like you're already a step above Coulter.
I'll see how this plays out... for now.
But if you change your tune and decide to play nice,
there's no shortage of work around here.
So if you're looking to prove you've got what it takes,
you know where to find me.
Sure, we carry guns, but not for that.
It's not fun unless you're a person.
I'm not sure what's worse.
Wearing a tie or wearing a teddy bear.
Huh?
Can't wear those.
So fucking bright.
I could really go for killing someone right about now.
Never understood the power of the Hague.
So boy.
Swear to God.
I'll kill them all.
Why is this guy so v-v-v-violent?
That last one died too fast.
Easy, light touch.
This area seems pretty scarce.
I'm thinking of packing it in and heading back to the commonwealth but we lost one of the Brahmins to some damn radscorp the other day
I think Emmy's coming down with something
The rest of us are just at each other's throats
Hired of traveling and barely running into business
This whole band was a bust
As it is, we barely got enough to pay for our losses
Hey, are all y'all trained?
If so, I know a pretty good post nearby, guarantee you'll turn a profit if you want to check it out.
Yeah, well, not sure we want to trust anything some stranger in a mask told us.
Sure you're not some sort of raider?
I'm not a raider, and I only wear this mask on account of some Yawgwa I want to piece me a while back.
It's up to you folks, if y'all are interested, Nukeworld's just a short trip north, can't miss it.
Can't miss it. Just tell him Dixie sent ya and they'll treat you and yours like y'all a family
What do you... what is that?
We'll talk about it. Thanks for stopping by. Maybe we'll have to check out this Nuka World
health post before heading back. Could be worth a shot. I'll have to talk with the others.
I hope no fights bring out this time.
Hey Dixie.
If I hear them pack animals talking trash one more time,
They're gonna wake up sure if you buy parts
Killing beats stealing penny day nothing beats that
These guys are violent
They love killing
If the pack is going to howl all the time we could at least be good
Bro, it would smell like shit in here, man
Holy fuck
Are they like extracting the blood and shit I can't believe we didn't deal with culture ourselves
Do you mind thank you
We're going to get it.
Here we go.
This is the one.
Here we go.
Sweet.
Easy peasy.
Easy peasy.
Silly from around.
I just read the whole thing by the way. Are you jealous?
I just read the whole thing by the way. Matt?
If you're not Nisha, you're dead.
Grandchester Mystery Mansion.
I'll set some crazies calling themselves the Hibologists have taken over an old cafe by
the giant fire hydrant.
Brad Burton.
I hope those traitors realize they're only alive because we're lowest.
Yep.
Fuck you.
So she gets a room but no one else does, sad.
I'm so sick of Nuka Kola.
I hate everything, dude.
How come you think there's not a Coca-Cola world?
And then they can have like a little display where it's like, try Coca-Cola's original recipe.
Yes, that one in parenthesis. No actual hardcore drugs were used in the making of this particular display
Then you could taste it and be like, oh man, I'm so fucking high at cocaine right now
Ooh, that's why I call it Coca-Cola because the Coke, it's like the Coca-Leaf
It's like the Coca-Leaf
Subtargeting
You didn't want to hook me up?
Hell, in that case, she deserved it.
Yo, Moon Moon, why did you choose to not get a hair transplant? Just curious, I am as bald as you.
Sure, we carry guns, but knives are where it's at.
If you spend your whole life worrying about what people think of your physical appearance, you'll only live...
...in a self-crafted, personal hell, chatter.
Be free. Do what you want.
Even if that means getting a transplant.
Oh wait. This guy's doing poms, dude.
Good glance, I mean, that's weird. I don't like that they look at you.
realistically I can get away with having horrible hair because I am a comedy streamer
oh what so what what's the inverse you can't you can't get away with having bad hair because
you are a model in real life fucking doubt that bitch get a load of this guy
he's full of himself
hey what's my puppy correct
hello hey well I suppose we all owe you for putting down Colter man was an idiot
And it's all a bad true a clown stuck in his own little car
Which is unique as we can take some solace in the fact that someone finally gave him what he deserved
I want to know
What did you feel as you did it when you brought that walking pile of human garbage to his knees?
Board
Kind of like this conversation now that you mentioned it
hey you don't get to talk to max that way it's all right william regardless
gauges decree means that you're the new over boss i suppose we can only hope you work out better than
the last one i'm max this is my brother william pleasure along with our i was gonna say he looked
in brother busy we run this crew call ourselves the operators you'll come to understand soon enough
that we are the only gang you should be backing around here, because we're the only ones who
see this place for what it is. A temple. A testament to the only thing that matters in this world.
Soda. Soda? Not for the ships. This place was built for the sole purpose of taking
caps out of the pockets of fools. We only joined Gage and Colter's little menagerie
in order to restore it to that goal, though by somewhat more cutthroat methods than I
expect its founders intended. Instead, Colter had us sitting on our asses for the better part of a
year while he lived large in his damn mountain top. And that means that you're going to be in
charge around here. We'd like some assurances that you intend to bring this place back to its
true purpose and that we're going to get back to robbing folks of their fucking
money I don't like that you swear so you're getting quipped actually I'm
really more in this for the soda great another not William of course over boss
so you're welcome in the parlor whenever you like make yourself at home and if
you think you might be interested in running her back around for us or she
It looks like a dolphin from the second.
Jesus!
Looking like a super mutant.
Alright.
What's that?
I trust there'll be something in this for me. We're no charity. Good work will be compensated
Yeah, no, then I guess we don't need to take up any more of each other's time
Yeah
I'm allowed to do this because I own this place
I'm the boss
Looking like an animorph.
That's it.
I'm the buffs.
Hmm.
Oops, I'm encumbered.
Let's eat some rad stag, dude.
That's the wrong one, you dope.
Yes.
Technical document, baby.
Yup.
Maggie, it's your mother.
I want you to know, your father and I, we take no pleasure in this decision.
But at this point, we don't have a choice.
You and Bill have dragged the Black Moon into the musk for the last time.
Got it.
Try the what through the muck?
I killed that guy
Who's Evelyn blank is that a fallout is that a fallout reference
Miss hollow is the same one I think isn't it?
Oh
Missy and I very entertained during our time in the holding cell.
We found the part about refusing us our inheritance, particularly amusing.
Because that money is ours.
Here's we spent under your thumb, trying to be the perfect little stalls you always wanted.
Both have the scars to prove it.
So if you think we didn't earn every cap that's due to us, then you're even dumber than I thought.
We're coming for those caps. And there's nothing you can do to stop us.
I'm here to get caught breaking the peace off going to myself boss. Can't let him think it's alright to get caught.
You need that wig?
I already have one.
William.
Back hack like a rabbit animals ought to be dealt with the same way
Never did get my culture brought in three games to claim the world
That's you by the way
I bet you feel embarrassed
Hi mom
You see them?
And then that wave
That's cute
You think the guy the item placement guy
Bude this shit up and then show his mom
Oh, I'm look I shouted you out in front of Ford
Oh, red-eye original.
Mag williams, what we have to do is hear them speak to know they weren't born into this life.
Make sure as hell they're going for it.
Yes, son. I know that you are the official Bethesda item placement man.
So with this reference to your mutters over here...
I'm not a gangster.
No rule against tricking them into hurting each other.
It's gonna blow my mind.
Oh
William normally am be frisk visitors
It's special
It's skinnier than me and maybe we should bulk up a little bit
Understanding the operators ain't hard. We know how to live the other gangs dying is more their strong suit
We should bulk up
We haven't been using as many drugs if you ain't standing out you ain't worth
looking at yeah that's true
Mason's been waiting for you I'm going in it's got some zone on them and they
all have their own zone
I
No one's sad about culture
Just don't screw this up
Gotta chase when you want to catch Mason Tardin feathered the last office
Ain't been seen since the last house. Oh dear
Yes, sir
What's up guys
got it you're free now you're free now you're all free now
Wait, they don't hate me.
What about you? Do you hate me?
Wait, this guy!
Oh
Oh, we don't have ammo fight. That's awesome
I'm gonna get them back unless they're all hanging.
They would want to...
The dog.
Get them, princess.
Yeah!
You can handle this.
You need help from me, please.
You ain't standing out.
There's plenty of collars in the candles, if you can.
If you can take something, it's yours.
Now that I get a closer look at you, I'm not sure I'm buying this new Overboss thing.
I'll send you my resume.
References.
The fuck's your resume?
Whatever, don't matter.
Name's Mason.
The pack's Alpha.
This here's our side of town.
You might be Overboss, but now I'm the boss of the pack.
And it's gonna stay that way.
Long as you don't go forgetten that,
we're gonna be fine.
Hmm...
I'm not here to make us friends.
I'm here to make us some caps.
I think we can all respect caps.
If not each other.
Look, we like anyone's broke up about culture.
Just figured on his replacement, Ian.
Well...
Different.
Gage says you're the boss now,
so you're the boss.
You don't want to be over boss if I thought the other games would go along
Yeah, I've run this place in a heartbeat
Might have to you turn out to be a turn at least it ain't mags black
That freak miss you besides you can't possibly be worse than colder
One a bet
Culture was weak
Why'd you follow him at all?
Don't get me wrong, Coulter was definitely over boss, not a man to mess with.
They sure are biting each other in the background.
That was a year ago.
Then Coulter went soft, wanted to take stock in what we achieved.
I think you're a bunch of ungrateful children.
Careful there, boss.
We ain't ungrateful.
Just fed up.
Sure this place beats living in the shitholes we had out there.
But it ain't the palace of cats we signed up to.
And none of us happy.
Not even the disciples.
And they're normally a chip or bunch,
so long as they're drenched in blood.
What?
Things are going to help fast.
The Gage breaks up.
Got us together.
Promise you find someone to deal with the older.
So what's the real story behind Gage and Coulter?
Hey, I don't know what I heard.
Story is that Gage talked Coulter into becoming overboss.
And he got you in here, didn't he?
Maybe he likes people owing him. Maybe it lets him get things done without getting dirt on his hands.
After Coulter went soft, Gage got us behind closed doors and promised he'd get someone to off Coulter.
And you did just that. Might have been the whole point of the gauntlet all along.
I'm not Coulter. But that better not happen to me.
Yeah, sure, boss. I get it. I do. We totally will only give you a chance.
We are.
Look, let's cut to the chase.
I'm gonna do right by the pack.
I hear you've been talking to the other gangs.
Be a good dog and do what you're told.
Or you'll be put down.
Trust me, it definitely won't come to that.
One last thing before I let you go.
There's always what to do around here, keeping the zoo in order.
If you're ever able to lend a hand, drop by.
Boilty's a two-way street.
Redo.
No!
I didn't hit him.
There's plenty of collars in the kitchen.
Daddy-o?
Wait.
There's plenty of collars in the kitchen.
I'm not sure I have any plus Charisma still.
Alright.
I
Get a closer look at you. I'm not sure I'm buying this new overboss thing
You're gonna be a slow down name this here might be overbought long as you
I'm not here. I think we look this fit the gate
You don't want to be overboss if I thought the other games would go
side
Culture was wondering don't get me wrong and think
I think you're careful there, uh-huh.
We ain't having a great time.
Share this place with people.
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
Things are right.
So what's the real story behind Gage and Kate?
I don't even know what I was talking about.
Sure.
Maybe you're like, uh-huh.
The cult are what they need.
Uh-huh.
I'm not a culter.
Yeah, sure.
Well, tell me.
Look, I...
Are you a good dog?
Who the hell is this guy?
You ask why you are told.
Or you'll be put down.
Oh, there you are, boss.
Not for my guys.
All right.
You've got enough to worry about with that a dominant struggle inside the pack to deal with you know what?
I think we're not so different me and you I want you to have this
consider it a token of our mutual understanding
respect
Wow sir
One last thing before I let you go
There's always what to do around here keeping the zoo in order if you're ever able to lend a hand
Okay, that guy like to be insulted, huh?
Yeah, boss.
Yeah, boss.
How do I...
Ah.
We're just gonna spit me out.
Womp.
Axe Hunter Disciples Daughter?
I mean, the Disciples are fucking gross.
They're like bodies and shit everywhere.
That shit nasty, bruh.
I had like a gun that needed a... a weakened door.
Our armor now.
Wow!
Wow!
Oh, we got a lot of leather.
20, what value do you get?
Do I ever get any other paint?
Wow.
What?
of
all for a light build
, is it, just the pocket is just 20
20 per chest.
Wow!
Hmm.
Ew.
You're naked, Steve.
Hmm
What's our left leg?
Action point repressed speed.
Yeah, I'm just gonna keep what I got, I think.
Yeah.
Unarmed and melee attacks ignore some of the target's armor.
I wonder what the AP bonus is.
Don't care.
We're going for pockets, dude.
improves damage or stealth in dark areas damage and energy resistance.
Ultralight's better.
I mean, I don't think so.
It depends on the AP bonus.
We try out honestly not struggling that much with
weight anymore.
I need run out of cork fellas.
Our attack stream less AP.
You know, honestly, ultralight might be better because we're not always wearing our armor.
But sometimes we got to go all out of here.
This gear is so ugly.
Yeah, it's doing its U impression.
You got smoked.
What about now though?
Looking pretty good, huh?
Yup.
and
I cut your kind of matches
to see what we got on the sake of
What the fudge?
That's like a four- oh, that's next level.
Yeah, a lot of that is requiring the fifth tier.
So we'll wait.
Hold on.
Let's put the commie whacker up.
Some of these grenades back, boom, boom, boom, boom, don't need that shit, boom, boom, boom.
How much does the acid soaker weigh?
Three?
No problemo.
I killed her I killed her cold blood
and I do it again
there's a fucking freak
yeah I think we should bulk up
I can't believe she's gone.
Haven't we suffered enough?
Hey, you've been promoted.
To surgeon.
I said you were promoted.
To surgeon.
I just want to trade a few things.
Our middle sanctuary revival project
He doesn't do any jobs there's a fucking bitch I
Want to free one of my prisoners, dude
Let's get the robot to do it
Instead of assigning everyone else a job, maybe you can get one yourself?
Yeah, my job is leader, dude.
It's really hard.
Do I look like I want to chitchat?
Where the fuck is the robot, dude?
I'm sorry.
When did we get a camp?
I thought that was just a random ass fucking cow, dude.
Resource assigned.
Is that the Spanish Revolve?
or space others to the death hmm can I give them gun what's the big dealio here
fellows
apparently the castle's been trying to get you on the radio some kind of
situation over there better go see what's going on the shop closes at 8
They don't like you, I wonder why.
They're power gaming.
The cow has to make milk steak.
What the fuck is milk steak?
That sounds delicious.
Mmm, milk steak.
Hi.
I can give you a new face if you're interested.
shouldn't you wash your hands before you do this all right oh really okay um sit in
the chair and I'll do my best you picked the dirtiest person dude
loading
hello damn not looking good steve not looking good
yeah
i'm still taking so long to load
holy fuck dude
I hope there's rain, let's us in.
Yes, baby!
Forgive this junkie that's in me!
Ow!
That's my power fist. I don't have it.
What's up?
That was such a fucking freak, dude.
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death
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death
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death
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He's hitting me with a fire iron!
Nice.
Alright, back Monday.
I gotta go take a fat fucking shit, dude.
Anthemized in Tsushima, make QT?
Tsushima? QT? Sorry, I think it's a...
Dark Jessa in a wrecked portage with a time machine.
I'm Drew in a orangue.
So I'm gonna wash my greasy ass face to get down.
Thanks for watching.