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What up?
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Hey, holy, hold, hold.
Greetings comrades.
Greetings.
Rough acts and dugs, Blagan, Zeekeel, Freerun, Lover, thanks for subbing short, thanks for
the bits, too.
Appreciate that very much.
Minor chords and overtly anxious and femur, chilly, thanks for subbing, wave, pig, fart,
pollution carrot zombie emperor beard oh six seven months holly poke
shiariah swaz devil do three three three six six nine nine days or seven
stinky anime feet thanks for the eight months says i'm a fucking loser now man
i was like thanks for seven and started steven they're crabic
giga tired cat and chlamydia nice name
I had a bagel. It's the cream cheese as black.
Thanks again, giga tired. Uh, I scrolled down.
So my Jeller bean and Farrah flipper and Sondra over yonder NCT.
They sure something burnt up. Big old bucket of come and twitch.
Shut the first up in the entirety of Twitch.
I think very much you back's gaming at fall. Why are they sure seven?
Shut up.
Wiccardo and clearly TMT.
20-pits hand-drawn iris for tips to simply own kitty snack makes for fucking
suburb
and Zebina rabbit a verse suburbide
it's a bad rabbit sorry I'm a fucking idiot thanks a lot thanks a little bit
I don't know if you guys noticed, but Steve Buck's been working out.
He's actually mentally tied to these benches and every rep that gets done gets transferred
to his fucking pecs.
Yup.
Not a strength stat though.
Oh yeah.
Then explain this.
How was that a three?
Big man and wheel and gigabits come love it for so
the Steve Buck fuck his name is Steve bulge
Bulge. Like penis bulge.
That's on the new stone top TTRPG. I don't know what that is.
Is that Fembo-Woi?
You ain't standing out. You ain't worth looking at.
I gotta go, uh...
You gotta go back to Giga.
They were so shredded, man.
Right on the Amateur 7?
Say Strystic for 7?
So, Snappix for 7?
Steve addicted to every possible drug?
He's actually defeated the concept of addiction.
Yeah, we look cool, actually.
I think the glasses bring it together.
Damn Nuka-Kolothon stuck in my head again.
Things are boring as hell since Nisha made us team up.
Ain't no fan of playing nice with others.
Shut the fuck up.
I don't care.
Alright.
For those of you who missed it, in Bethesda game fashion, we were made the leader of this
place within 10 minutes of showing up.
What will they do with this formula this time?
You tasting any good armpits lately?
Damn
Ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma
Bitch you like that bitch
I'm in my encumbrance why is it like this?
this might whatever we got like a hundred that's all we need
over boss returns now you saw my personal best in rounding golf five over par so you
could even get party the bare minimum all right man maybe back to the drawing board
over here gauge the over boss returns I'm just getting that's a present you're
back in one place that's a good sign everything all peachy with our
friendly neighborhood psychopath sure hope you didn't promise them too much
we'll go in a little over the top as part of the game but you don't want
them holding it against you can't live they'll do what they're told well that's
That's all that matters.
Oh boy.
Okay.
Time to roll up your sleeves, boss.
There's work to be done.
This place is huge.
Divided up into sections, parks, whatever the hell they called them back in the day.
We need to take them all back, one at a time.
Every section we secure gives us a little more breathing room and more resources.
You stake a claim, plant a little flag for one of the gangs, and that settles it.
It's theirs for good.
Reblocks you, but that'll be your call. Whoever you hand it off to will appreciate it, but the others might get a little jealous.
You know how it goes.
Steve, for the first time in his life,
the wander in the wasteland and killing his own son,
contemplates for a moment,
the merit of administering yet another sarcastic quip.
Instead, baby, for the first time taking this task seriously, I thought the whole point
of having minions was to get them to do the dirty work.
Yeah, yeah, give it time.
You still got to prove to them who was involved, remember?
So that's it.
Nice and simple, right?
Take a minute.
Settle in if you want.
And then let's get to it.
And hey, we're in this together, so I might as well go all in.
You want me watching your back?
You just say the word.
Nah.
Lil' Yssela Tira and my parents' appointment
watched a Twitch video in absolute Roya
and caught the war by the old sigma
and rubbed out extra seven.
I don't know how my stage review is up to Mr.
St. doesn't make out TV, there's no thanks.
No thanks.
I got this.
Suit yourself.
Change your mind.
I'll be around.
I don't trust you.
Don't trust you.
We got to secure places.
Don't go with that.
I'm trying to kill.
I was going to kitty kingdom first, dude.
Maybe it's got some spooky element to it.
Pisha really only has one ruler out.
How do I get over there?
I'm here.
Don't you dare come right up.
Sure, we carry guns.
Brute and Gaster Lakes per 7th.
That last one died too fast.
He's fucking coming home, mate.
He's warring his house and snitching it.
He's fucking coming home.
Is there some pork in here?
Ain't no fan of playing nice with others.
I did not ask, it works.
You know what I did? I finally beat the Asylum Demon in Dark Souls. 200 hours of attempts at the Asylum Demon, huh?
Impressive.
If you're a companion with you, you'll be able to flirt with them.
Yeah, but they kind of like detract from my shooting stuff, experience so heavily that
I don't want them anywhere near me.
The only companions that don't detract from that are the ones that I can remove the arms
from so that they don't fight.
and on full trip fortunately there's only a couple of those so...
Get any kingdom...
These are the where bullets from guys. Well he's dead man.
This is where he would hang out.
Yoink!
Yolink!
Wait, hubflowers detected.
Never mind, what the fuck?
I'm being a radio.
High moon, nice glasses, thanks.
Do I still play D.D.O.X.T.R.I.N. now?
No, really.
No Roy now, mate.
Well now, friends, it seems we have another uninviced guest to the park, up, up, performers.
It's time for another show, though I doubt you'll even make it to the theater street.
Is that the joke?
Is that Mark Hamill?
Is that the Joker?
What do you think, friends?
The title of our talk.
Dude, it sounds like the old Juggler of the Cartoon.
Did it? No it doesn't. A little bit. It does a little bit. It do a little bit. Stop trying
to be cool dude what the fuck that was crap I was trying to throw him on
You can stay.
You try.
You're doing great.
Do you enjoy this lovely glowing mist?
Feels great to us.
Why we've got sprayers all over the kitty kingdom to keep you cool as he radiated.
Oh
Dude they're spray me with their goo
Okay
We're good
You stuck, buddy.
He's getting effective.
Oh, fuck.
Something ripped this thing's arms off.
I'm so fucking sad, man.
I'm gonna get cancer from this place.
Parish.
What was this?
I'm supposed to stand for a moment when chambering the final round of the magazine, that's terrible.
That's L to Reblade, actually.
I'm gonna have to bind my rat away here, probably.
Oh, there.
I guess I could put my hazmat suit on.
I don't know whatever.
Fine.
I won't check out Steve's bolt.
Oh man, Renald gave me an Oberonny for sale.
Ooh.
That guy is for sure stuck
What?
Lead of ass!
Yes, I think there's any cool items in here.
Maybe, like, plus one, plus one penis-like bobble cap?
Where are you even going? At this rate, you'll starve to death in there.
The hell did I just get?
Keep talking, bro.
New Coca-Cola.
This removes the radiation.
You know, I never clicked with meme, but I did not realize that the new Picola was deliberately
made with radioactive stuff.
I just assumed it had been irradiated.
Yeah, I'm fucking stupid.
of
that of the head not explode
Nice
Say it again, say it again
Say it again, say it again, say it again
Have had a bad-漂亮 Soviet
Say it again. Say it again. Say it again. Say it again!
Target spotted
Target spotted
Level up.
Ding.
Ding.
I need, I need to max out this shit right here.
So I'm going to apply the highest level weapon mods to me guns.
Oh boy I love Nuka World.
Stop the ride.
How is this moving though?
Well, I can see you're no rocket scientist at all.
Really now? They just go with a big circle. If you couldn't see that coming, I don't know what you think you're doing here.
Brian?
They see me rolling.
They see me rollin'
Hehehehe
AAAAAAAAHHHHH
I'm out of here
Okay, now I'm taking multiple instances of this.
I think I see someone up there.
Wait, there's like a red light.
I can't fucking see it, mate.
Whatever, dude.
Oh, yeah.
This place sure is easy, huh? Employee tunnels.
Well, I suppose we can wear our armor again.
No uniform.
Actually, hold on.
Uniform.
down bitch that's a steve buck one liner by the way he goes down bitch
Dude, he looks so fat. He looks fatter than when he was fat.
Oh, good.
We get it, we get it.
I got it.
Dude, any dairy product unless you get stuck?
In me chest, bro.
What up with that?
Am I weakling?
I got it.
Where are you even going?
And this rain goes down to death in there.
How come he keeps making fun of me?
I didn't realize I could skip the re-hammering, what was this?
There am I.
It's just the same speed, guys, disregard.
Disregard, man.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, no, no, it was faster.
You got the tech.
Dude, I discovered, I just discovered a crazy speedrun tech for a 12 year old game.
How do you miss that?
I'm making a YouTube video so that you'll watch it now.
I think we can all agree death penalty for people who don't get to the point, though,
right?
Yeah.
I cannot read these notes.
Portured stead.
Torture instead?
That's a good idea.
I think he had torture.
Torture for sure, dude.
Same with the recipes.
Life started just to make some damn chicken.
Yeah, there are quite a few.
People do be happen dude. They do be happen.
Hey, does that sound nice or something?
No, not gaping. It doesn't even sound anything like what I just said.
Playverse 6 for something for 6 and a half months.
Sweet.
What's our chest armor?
I think it's legendary.
Is it combat armor?
No, it's metal armor.
They be all like, what's up guys, today I'm going to teach you how to make some something
that's been in my family for many years, truly authentic food that I make every sunday, blub-lub-lub-lub-lub-lub-lub-lub-lub.
Thank God we had the plane and everyone stuck to it. We couldn't talk sense in all the park visitors
We're able to go a few others can't be take refuge in the employee tunnels
We've been alive here for over a hundred years now the changes affected all of us seems as though our bodies have adapted to the radiation
Our features have become twisted and distorted do ghouls have to eat food
Not really? What's the downside of being a ghoul? I mean, yeah, you look fucking... you're an
ago but who care fuck oh we had our hazel stuff
your body's healing destroying itself at the same time yeah but you're more
maybe grow up
We had the explosive diarrhea parasite yet.
Now apparently it has like an incubation phase so if I've got it then we'll find out eventually.
You don't like instant diarrhea.
in chat got that shit or is it a siob dude you puke recently what are you doing out of
costume again you know new confires people for breaking character yes of course I'm
I'm kidding, but seriously, the guy in the crumb helps scare the invaders off, and there's a new one in the park.
No, no, I don't think that's going to work this time. There's something different about this one.
See? I can do that too. Now, stop squirming.
Sorry. I know you can't help it. We just have to hold out till she gets back with a cure.
Then we'll drive the Raiders out and get the farm back in order.
I promise. There. Back in character. I need to prepare some more surprises for our visitor.
So I'll leave you to find your way out.
he can teleport there's playing the good song
this is cave cave 3 dot web
This is when they cave it all.
This is tunnel 1.1
What a freaking death claw
We got mucho new Cthulhu
of
the
He's trying so hard to come over to your mom joke.
No, I got distracted here.
Here's the kingdom's tunnel key.
Turn off mis-sprayers. Oh my god, really?
Ooh, he's gonna be so mad, dude.
What mod did you download for your FPS fix because all of them are outdated?
Uh-oh.
That's going to be a chatter comment.
Or a chatter solution.
It's called high FPS fix.
No, that chatter is talking because they came out with the anniversary edition and then
mods have to be...
If you're on that edition, you have to have more up-to-date mods.
People who've played this game before knew that updating was going to be a pain in the
ass, so they kind of like crampively like backed their shit up or like just knew to use an
older version of the game right but noobs like me well we just kind of downloaded
it and bought the most recent version of the fucking game
my man man man man man
is a downgrader tool?
yeah you can do that but there is a...
oh no!
you shi-
uh oh
check out my defenses!
oh wait!
I'll just turn these back on!
you can do that?
that's not fucking fair!
I'm out.
Okay.
I'm out.
Okay.
Shit, I'm not both ways stupid.
I'm not both ways stupid.
I'm not both ways stupid.
dodge
stupid fucking square, man
I don't fuck about the fog, dude
I'm going into castle boys.
Brother what?
Is that a rocket turret?
No.
There's multiple
I fear it's all over for me lads
Surely they're done exploding, right, fellas?
I'm scared.
I'm going in.
They were just traps.
Wrong.
Now
So foggy dude
Yeah, we're gonna go back to the normal scope
Not for long
Shimmer, can you please roleplay when you take damage?
Please?
Drop the part in this particular run?
I did!
And then he teleported and turned them back on!
I'm going to the World Cup.
Yeah dude, I'll be there.
I'll be there.
I don't have ear leaves.
Yep.
Love me World Cup.
Love me Soccer Club.
Just glass.
Love me Sunday morning.
Love me Sunday roast, love me jelly deals, love me mum, love me country.
Okay. Dude, it's raining. I got the stupid fucking fog on my screen, man.
Come back out and look at me now.
Hey, I found these again.
I want to make some drug.
What does it look like?
It's me, Professor Steve.
We can put our armor on.
And also, now we're fully swagged out now.
Nope.
Maybe we should take a little nap or roo.
Four sticks per seven? That's funny.
LOL.
Make it a LOL in the chat for my boy.
I guess we'll go out.
LOL means laugh out loud.
In case you were wondering, which door did I come in?
Hold on.
It's not my kid, but uh, wait wait, it's the same Monday?
Yeah, it has to be.
That's it.
I think it's getting real cocky in the nether, dude.
Let's just say that, man.
No fear.
No fear, dude.
to be terrified dude he does this thing we're like if he sees something that like
is a threat to him in Minecraft he'll be like he'll do like the marble thing
where he's like uh-oh he'll like pause for a second it actually tells the fuck
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
And then he'll like stand there for like a second and a half or something, like way too
long, way too fucking long.
Hey, hey, hey!
Yeah, he's literally quipping.
still has not died and lost his netherite sword though that's all you guys
they got him a netherite sword who's this
to the bomb
we don't care hey
netherite can't burn so you're good wait really I know that
so I found it I found it apparently they added the shit the minecraft where you
can like upgrade diamond to netherite if I'm a kid
you finally arrived quickly the show is about to begin that was in like that was
like five years ago okay well I played last time I played Minecraft before this
whole thing is like to shut up oh yeah oh nice that's not my Minecraft was to
like torture people you know I mean and then after that it was to like watch my
kid torture mobs and creative so there was a lot of like
Uh, exploration.
We gotta get to the stage so that this teleporting ghoul...
...can be all like...
What's happening to me?
Ghoul-man!
I'm the ghoul, baby!
That's front door.
I haven't made my statement on the late Senator Lindsey Graham.
I'll play video games for a living, by the way.
Ba-ba-ba.
Ba-ba-da-ba-da-boop.
And you guys don't get to have your cake and eat it too, Twitch Shatters, okay?
I spent ten years getting called a stupid piece of shit whose opinions do not matter
because I play video games online.
But at the same time, you cannot expect me to give my opinions online.
That's not fair.
And now, the show you've all been waiting for...
I'll call to the Outrageous!
I wasn't waiting for that.
I'll admit, I didn't think you'd make it this far.
I can tell you're different than the usual invaders, so I'll not bother with the usual
tricks and illusions I use to scare off the superstitious.
When the bombs fell, everything changed.
There's a ring.
We changed, and somehow, I received a gift.
No way for me.
Actual magic.
The stuff of legends.
of legends perhaps you'd like to see some no matter what you do I can heal my
friends and we will protect what is ours how's he no bad
Wait, he's fighting right here. Dude, stop.
We can talk about this. You don't want the smoke, guy.
Oh, what are you shooting?
Alright, buddy.
of
the
I
Should be thanks for seven
That wasn't Lindsey Graham whole thing is that he was kind of like getting blackmailed because he was like secretly gay or some shit
I don't follow this shit honestly, it like, like, I don't know, like, what was he afraid
of happy was gonna get like lynched or some shit for me gay that I'm that afraid of South Carolinians
he's a conservative dude imagine the heel turn though dude
he's like all right everyone actually I am gay and I love sucking dick also I'm on the other side
down oh for me they're like hmm all right hmm okay auto balance
You wish politics was interesting.
People get all up in their feels about the politics.
On God they do.
should um whatever whatever gives you the hope do what you got to do mentally dude
where's the butt get going on that one I mean look yeah I mean that that chatter
is right, you should care. You should care. You should. It's just that there's a lot of
people with a lot of money who don't care. You know what I mean? And like, there might
not be enough care to counterbalance that in like a meaningful way which is fucked up but
I'm not here to give you a sermon dude okay plenty of blogs that you can subscribe to online
Yeah, some of the tacos for it.
Hey, just watching this gonna drop a data center next to Moose House.
Dude, I welcomed the buzzing.
I welcome the insanity. I'm not even really sure where this dude went. Oh, you have quest
markers. I've been wandering blind. That 75 DB helm will put you to sleep?
Oh, are you feeling long?
A little bit.
How do you know that?
I'm betting.
How do we know that?
This whole area reminds me of Bloodborne, guys.
Bloodborne!
What the?
I love datacenter, I love the government, I love, what the fuck?
Dude, get out of the floor.
Where are the iguana bits?
This should look like sushi dude.
We're gonna find the fun house.
of the future bald man you libs don't get it is there a single redneck out there
who sees a dacid or like yep that's mine I'll guard this until my diet
Yeah, but it's not like farming, you know what I mean?
Or like coal mining.
you know, honorable, honorable professions.
The largest day center in the world has 150 employees.
Well, that's more than zero. What have you done for the economy, bitch?
Punches you in the stomach.
Stand over your crumpled form.
Begin to hum like the data center.
It's the oldest justice.
Like that.
I missed.
A lot of road.
Billy, watch out!
I was gonna loot that guy.
Where'd he go?
She hit my head and now my GF is crying. How many thoughts?
One, she's not real. Two, who cares?
It's just am mate. Can you think about it?
Stop clipping into the grass.
I don't think we're ever gonna use that, but now I can breathe underwater.
What do you think these fever brock blah blah blah blah blah awesome's are for?
I walked right by this place.
A fucking mess.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
George would give first my...
and better prices.
I'm trying to armor.
What's up?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Kickballs.
Adios, kickball.
Bum, bum, bum.
FNAF jumpscare ass ghouls.
I kind of like that they're uh, they move like an scp
Right here boom
So there was food after all does they became difficult to even matter at this point?
Don't worry the mirrors are too dirty to reflect anything
Um
That's probably a benefit.
This conversation chatters a zero of some game.
And honestly, and I don't mean this offensively,
the fact that you asked that question kind of indicates
you're kind of stupid.
That's fine.
It's OK.
I'm playing a role-playing game.
In role-playing games, you get smarter
and acquire things like feats and other things
like maker character into a badass.
For lack of a better, you get stronger.
That is the purpose of a role-playing game.
You get stronger.
And Dungeons and Dragons in old computer games, like I'm the fucking Amiga in the Commodore, like all is
Dude, all of that shit all of that shit you get stronger. Okay
Um and at the top flashing it right every time I do vats you're seeing the level
Okay of the monsters
Right and you saw a couple of times that I just advanced you must have seen that it said they were like level 22 for some shit
Right a little 46
You know what I mean
So what is the logical conclusion there?
Where's the logical logical conclusion?
Should that should the game be difficult when I the level 46 man who has well
modded guns and access to an entire pharmacy of like giga drugs?
Should I die in two hits to that goal?
No, you should.
If this is my mental image of someone who asked me that question too, because I've played
many Bethesda games on stream and this is like this is something a question that gets
asked pretty frequently.
My vision is that you just stop playing like literally the most difficult geometry dash
fucking 300 time speed guitar hero track to ask that question to us like you
literally glanced over at your second monitor you're like dude listen gonna
put this shit down real quick smash that you just like dude like really
chained up on the other side actual gaming god being like dude don't you
think it's a little easy bro
A little bit.
That hit me through the wall.
But, furthermore, okay, I'm not done.
Fuck you.
Oh, are you feeling lost?
I'm fed up.
What?
I'm actually amazed right now.
Hit him with a part two.
Okay, listen.
I'm not trying to be mean, okay?
But this can only mean two things.
question can only mean two things. Okay. You are annoyed that I am not continually dying
over and over again. Right? And in order for that to happen, in order for that to happen,
I am I played this game for like 5560 hours at this point, in order for that to happen,
I would have had to, I cannot imagine the feverishly inbred person that would make it
to this point in this game after playing it for 60 hours and literally repeatedly die
to basic ghouls or a mines on the floor or like any of the things that could possibly
kill me like dying it to that stuff at this point indicates that they cannot
function as like a normal human being like elsewhere right so you asking that
is like being like hey isn't this a little easy it's you being surprised that
I am not that person it is you being surprised that I am not stupid enough to
To die to those things at this point. That's one. Okay to that question is also indicating to me
that you
Died in those ways at this point at 60 hours in your own personal game
And that's why you're asked that question because you're surprised
You know, I mean there's no winning here
This, this ain't a hard game champ, this ain't a hard game.
Never was.
What's our...
He's already dead.
127 deaths by the way.
Yeah, imagine how that guy did.
imagine that we did.
Holy, I made it.
Like, dude, I have done so many insane, extremely difficult gaming challenges and you have the
audacity to speak to me like that.
your place. Okay. Uh-oh.
and
What was the last hard thing you've done without hitting your head on the wall for 50 hours?
Oh shit, I didn't instantly complete the gamer challenge, eh?
I set up on...
That must mean that I'm not achieving said challenge when I finally do.
Hey, what's up, guys?
It's me, stupid as fuck, chatter.
Back at you with another dumbass comment adding the stringer specifically for attention.
Even though it's not inherently funny or interesting to read out loud.
And hey, look, looks like I got him.
I got that dumb motherfucker on the stream again to read my stupid ass shit.
What's up, dude?
BOOM!
I'm in.
You woulda be in it, you've been twowd!
nausea mode may cause motion sickness do not vomit and walkways um you would have
we been twold why do you not plan survival mode because the beta that
doesn't make the game harder I'm telling you right now it's gonna make it
easier bro because damage is increased on both sides I'm going to one shot
literally everything at this point and guess what it would have been the case
originally. The only difference is that at around hour 40 when I had to go talk
to Virgil in the Commonwealth, I would have had to walk from sanctuary to
Virgil's place four different times across the entirety of the fucking map.
That's why I didn't use survival mode. That's why.
It's called gameplay
Bro that that shit would have
What survival mode would have done it?
Purely by foot travel would have tacked on an additional 30 hours to this gameplay
right now
With and it would not have made it more enjoyable for me dude because guess what this is it?
This is at its root a Bethesda game the combat is not it. I mean compared to like oblivion. It's pretty good
Right, but like the combat isn't like like
Like dude, I really want to keep doing this for like 150 hours, you know everything like no
And if you do and if that's your thing fine, okay? It is a little psychotic though
I have to admit especially as someone who I
Spent many hours trying to do very tedious things that yeah, I can't even conceive of the human that would be like
Yeah, dude. This is like the thing that I want to do. You know, it's crazy
It wasn't so quite one of the it's on
which was not world record top but I think it's close
I don't know man dude sometimes you guys say some really fucking stupid shit dude and I read it and
Honestly, I'm I felt inspired enough today to respond to said stupid shit. Okay, it's a rare thing. Normally my resistance is high
Okay
Normally it is high
We leveled up no act honestly it was like it was a case of
Like you sent your worst and like it they came to the your worst came to the gate of the fortress and was like
And I could just could not believe the audacity it was more it wasn't that you got stronger
It was like, it was like, this is your champion moment, you know?
Hey.
I just skipped the whole thing.
I'm hearing a zombie slopping around out there.
There's literally nothing in here.
You have a 10% hand-to-hand aim.
Alright, this is the scenario that that chatter went.
This thing should be level 100. It should have 300 defense, and when I shoot it, it should have a 50% chance to dodge my bullet.
But like, that is sufficient for me.
That's it.
And all I'm saying is, I want to watch your playthrough of that game. Please.
I would love that.
I need some inspiration.
That's a wall.
I think I did skip it by uh, going into loud or something.
Which I would like, dude, when you shoot that bullet, instant transmission Goku behind you, like, reverse DDT by that ghoul.
I literally bullet through.
That would be sick though.
As it would. As it would.
10 minutes later, taunted.
Dude, you guys can't just be like, low-taunted after I do.
I'm valid here, okay?
I'm gonna start doing this shit to you guys.
How about that?
I'm gonna say some stupid shit and be like,
lol, actually, uh, taunted.
And also, I was just getting ecstasy.
Yeah, you do it every day.
Yeah, dude.
Yeah, that's so true, so true.
You already do.
Okay, all right.
Sure.
All right.
This has been marked down in the book of grudges, I'm afraid.
Can we get your best political take?
Yeah, so basically I think everyone should have equal rights.
Okay, uh, war's bad.
Alright, following me so far.
Um, I think that, uh, woodrillionaires shouldn't have as powerful a stake in our government
as they already do.
Okay.
Um, brave?
Thank you.
Yeah.
Dude, ask, askin' the video game streamer for his political thing is like askin' like
a dude made vent fold for some medical advice.
I mean like, you're in the wrong alley, bro.
And you might be too stupid to realize that.
Got him, ass.
Well, this is actually really...
You'll start the death in there.
This is really useful, because this guy's actually marking the door that we started at.
Dub.
Mm-mm-mm-mm!
Fuck outta here, jangles-ass bitch! I'm trying to-
Where are you even going?
You see the World Cup wasn't on today?
Yeah.
And guess what?
Made me punch me in the head.
Right in your fucking Gabba.
Yeah, woke up, Nan.
Well good are you then, mate.
Upper cut to chin.
No!
That's on Connor McGregor?
Oh, it's actually a container.
Dude, I don't think about Con Armored Ragger.
It's embarrassing that you do as an adult, you know what I mean?
That's a plane bar.
That's on Connor from Assassin's Creed 3.
Never played it.
Was swagged yesterday or now.
I found him.
10% damage while aiming.
Uh, that's not very good because there's a pipe down.
That's not me as a chatter.
I think you're pretty epic.
There's propaganda for young kids to hate America, don't play it.
You're chastening this channel for stepping up for America, dude.
Thank you, bro.
Thank you.
Well, you're a bit hardier than those others, it seems, but I'm much smarter, I'm afraid.
I think this is the way out
Adult baby
I'm cool with that
You think I'm next for something
That's one of the people's glorious Republic of China.
I don't think about that either, actually, that's not true, that's not true.
Not true, not true.
Think about it daily.
Is this the, uh, what?
There we go.
Isn't this what that lady was looking for?
No, she was looking for the actual Nuka-kola recipe.
That's in the long march led by Mao.
uh you know not yeah it's just
you know I like not you know it's hard hard you know what I mean yep
I got that noob out there sloshing around and preventing me from taking a nap or root.
This is the wrong way!
Web Avener, like, result?
No thoughts on questions anymore.
Anymore!
Today.
No more.
He's on the roof.
Oh, it's a different place.
If you have power armor, you can just fly up there.
Yeah, but if I had power armor, that chatter who asked the question about the difficulty
might have had like a stronger case, you know what I mean?
Yeah, dude.
I just got back from a 30 minute errand.
Can you recap the argument you had with that chatter?
It wasn't an argument.
I was just like...
Imagine for a moment you're seeing like a line of machine code.
Okay.
Like zeros and ones.
Alright.
I was translating that machine code, like, from that chatter into normal English, essentially.
Like, he said, don't you think this is kind of easy, and what I translated that into is,
you think I'm a stupid fucking loser piece of shit?
Uh, dumbass, don't you? You know what I mean?
Don't you!
Get back up, I'm a fucking psycho!
What if he just meant that the game looked kind of easy?
Look, you got a keyboard and you guys have unlimited time between keyboard and pressing enter again.
Why not just type that shit? That's my question.
You braiders are all the same.
You come into someone's home, steal their belongings, and kill those they care about.
I'm not going to let you kill any more of my friends.
This is our home.
Not yours!
Shut up attack. I'm not your enemy. This can end without bloodshed.
We've defended this place for over 200 years.
Do you think you're the first outsider I've met? It's chosen to brand feral ghouls as monsters.
How many of them have you needlessly slaughtered while ignorantly thinking you're doing the world a favor?
Gules like your friends it's too late for them the radiation changed them forever
so you're admitting my friends are sick and yet you try to kill them anyway I'd say that
makes you the only monster around here just leave bro it's not a sickness the radiation
has consumed their minds. They've become pharaoh.
You're wrong. Rachel is going to find a way to cure them. We're going to fix this. My beloved
left this place years ago to find a cure to this disease. In return, I swore that I'd
keep our people safe by defending our home. When Rachel walks back through those gates
with the cure in hand, then you'll see. Everyone will see that I was right.
I've killed so many feral ghouls, dude. I promise you, there is no cure. You'd be better off
trying to find her, so you can be together. No. You're wrong. I'm tired of this debate,
And I refuse to have your presence here threaten us any longer.
Afretto equipped me charisma equipment.
Good night.
I
Please mind
You can't get me!
Where you going buddy?
Come on, come on man, come on, come on.
to give up.
Wait the music changed.
It's Psycho Drone.
Are you alive?
They just superhero fell, man.
Nice.
Oh, noob down.
Nice pair.
Where do your fucking arms go, bitch?
This guy's hiding, he's level 11.
Nice parry.
You know what?
You know what?
Now I'm big strong now.
Standing next, I realize...
Air Dress...
He's fucking stem-braked!
Oh
It's over
Mmm. It's Charisma, see.
Don't really give a fuck about the skull battle.
Standing there, I realize I don't know the lyrics to this song.
You lost all of her without the tux on?
Yeah, he's got green veins, dude.
Oh, Oppenheimer signed in.
Wait, he didn't teleport.
He just turned it off in his little hideout.
Assign a gang to Kitty Kingdom.
It's been over a year since Rachel left and still no word at home.
There's nobody left, no one but me, the inflected in that gang of raiders,
raiders like store at first.
I was wishing that Rachel had stayed behind,
but I kept coming to the conclusion that she did the right thing,
no matter how much it hurt she had to leave for the good of us all.
So I wasn't even fine to Rachel.
I've already killed her, no one.
Nuh-uh-uh.
around the outskirts you bring her hollow tape to him
Uh-oh.
When you're applied to Chad's kind of like Steve Pluck doing a quip. Yeah, I'm quipping dude.
This is a bit and also I practice bits for the stream.
The broadcast, sorry.
Well, shall we get out of here?
There's multiple doors, nevermind.
Poise the flag.
I will give this to these guys because they hate me.
Now they'll like me because I gave them stuff.
I like this sword.
It's kind of swag, actually.
I don't like the radiation.
standing there explain
small indie company
Hmm yep, that'll do it not enough resources oh
oops I skip this because I've run I ran to so many
Whenever I see a terminal next to a safe, I assume the terminal is like, specifically like,
oh yeah, I'm gonna add some minor lore about how like a guy that worked here like stubbed
his toe or some shit, but also gonna unlock the safe with a, I just literally didn't even
look at this place.
Even if it was some stupid shit like that.
But this is just Rachel computer.
Hmm.
I refuse to do this normal order.
Uh...
Leaving to find a cure.
Ivan Oswald's powers can seem to stop the affliction.
But Trevor Oswald needs an instinctive kitty kingdom to give everyone a safe plug-up when the cure fell off.
Believe me or not, especially Oswald, we have no choice.
We're gonna head over to the town of Brad... Brad Burton?
Near the park, and start there.
Oh, Corruption Detector.
I've already done Far Harbor DLC, nay.
Wait, let's sleep in there real quick.
Worst of tweaking bed.
How come in Rachel's room they put the cooking station and the ironing board?
Why?
What's up with that?
What did, what did Todd, what do you mean by that?
You say Far Harbor with a Boston accent?
Mahabba, Mahabba, Mahabba.
You see that?
Must be the radiation.
Where the fuck is Bradburton?
town before Nuka World, isn't it? Is this it? Maybe this? And this?
I gotta jump the wall.
We should go mob this shit real quick.
Uhhh, right here.
And he went to that guy in Twitter and he met up with flags not waving in the distance
and black flag remastered.
I didn't.
I didn't even know that they remastered that game.
Didn't they come out like 4 years ago or some shit?
He'll be like at least a 7.
The sword of wonders, wonders, wonders, wonders.
I can't mod it because it already has the best one, best one, best one, best one.
Can we mod? Nope.
We can.
Where this bitch live?
Hold up.
Hey.
Stop for the next episode.
Not gonna rename it.
Left arm.
Scrap it.
I wonder if there's a fextang.
Let's grab it.
Get... wait, there's the gun.
That's the gun chest.
Don't need...
We'll hold on to that.
Um, guys, we'll put that away.
This keep that keep that.
Keep that.
Tony, dad.
I don't know why that's in there.
It doesn't matter cause there's bottomless fucking storage.
I got a million Nuka-Kolas, dude.
You know, I can't get addicted, so there's a reason to be carrying this.
This guy's stupid.
Yeah.
A doi.
Wait.
Hmm, do I have to find the recipe for the...
new drug?
hold on now my, I don't fucking know
how we doing on 38? we got 1144 dude
guys, it's about to start streaming, what should I do?
I think you know what you should do
know too you don't you don't
Yeah, I think I'm meleeed now.
Yeah, he's throwing the wrong freaking chest.
I got to grab some meat from this bitch.
Give me the meat.
Put this shit away.
Mm hmm. Mm hmm.
Mm hmm. Mm hmm.
Now, where is...
Wait...
Where are... how do I got 43 of these?
You get in here, big dog.
It's gotta be Cook and Myrler, dude. On G.
I'm gonna watch it for a week and I have no idea what's happening to explain what you're
trying to do lost track of main blisters
We'll give you that tiger arm yourself again.
How do you not know what's happening after a week?
It's crazy how not a single one of them sided with you?
True.
What the fuck do they hate me?
I am Steve.
I am steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Hope you aint wanted in the sense
yes i am
cant remember the last time i had your new fingernails
hop in
nice
yeah
i knew it would end this way
get over here
another day of hard work it never changed
I'm sorry
I did
I hit everyone once
seems like it
I'm just so
got a
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a
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a
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Yeah
Yeah
You like Greek food and if so what's your order so I've had like the Greek place are famous for like euros, right?
Um, I think I bet I honestly I don't think I've ever had a good euro
Because whenever I get it, like, the meat's kind of soft.
Like, I don't know how else to describe it, it's like soft and meat.
You know what I mean?
Well said.
That's what it's supposed to be.
Is that not good?
What, soft, wet meat?
No, it's not not my favorite actually believe it or not. Am I should go by two?
Medex Coca-Cola Coca-Cola orange
Say saying having a euro is like where it's having a Chinese
Chinese is a person.
There's gotta be a better Greek food than euros, man, because I'm not like the biggest fan of the way the meat is prepared.
and if there is better Greek food I'd not have.
Suvlaki is so fucking good. Let's see a picture of this.
It looks a lot like a Euro except for with chicken.
Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, me.
But is it different spices?
Bacala, I've heard of that.
It's a pastry fat, so what is this?
Just a meat pie?
It was good.
What is this?
Dude fuck Google AI man.
Dude, it's crazy.
What is happening?
Bro, I actually had to scroll 70% of the way down
my Google here to get to the Wikipedia article
for Buckleva, dude.
That is so crazy.
You can append a minus A on.
I mean yeah that works somehow this removed the Wikipedia entry though from my first search
page or whatever I gotta pee is there guard here
Affirmative. Allow me.
Dude, we are fucking yoked, bro.
I
Be back
Let's have it!
Baaah!
Corn balls.
Saturday night, this is what I thought about.
Not going mad. I've had two glasses of wine.
I went out for a drunk all week.
Quite like this. Baaah!
They're holding back tonight.
Roast chicken Chinese style. Quite an healthy one, look.
Oh, look, we've got prawn in black bean.
Quite healthy as well. It's not a bad one.
Treat like cheek.
Oh, Singapore rice noodle.
We'll have some of that.
That's not too bad either. Not too much. I'm not a pig anymore.
Oh, Campo Pong.
Delicious. Put the light back on. Unbelievable.
Get it on there. Don't be shy.
Oh, duck.
I'll keep that in the dish.
A little bit of charming. Then I'm ready to go.
I've waited all week for this.
What's missing?
The curry sauce.
Let me pour it for you.
Schoolboy-era.
Pour curry sauce on me Campo Pong.
That's why I'm only trying to put up with some shit.
BUSH!
Against the Horus, the Dwell in the darkness.
Bro, I'm gonna say it. 40k isn't as cool as the fantasy war ever.
We stand.
What?
AHHHH!
Let go!
Oh, guess I'm dead, then.
He's gonna beat me to death.
Fuck you!
He's gonna beat me to death, fuck you!
Yeah and then he said clip it, guys you don't ever clip the part of the stream where the
guy says clip it because that's cringe, you don't clip that part.
So if you're ever clipping, exclude the clip it part.
One hap- bloodhound stuff.
I gotta get up there.
Billy.
Okay, man.
Where was my ATTACK?
Clip then!
I wanna see where my sword went.
I wanna-
You think female Torn can't cook?
I am saying that I
Think dice players are
racist
McGinnis players racist Mina players racist mirage players
Massacus, but what's the one where you like having pain inflicted on yourself that one mowing curl incredibly base
Page players. I feel like they've been sold a lie
Paradox, okay, whatever
Um, pocket players are cool.
That's on Aris hating armored Core 6.
Harris can't use a keyboard and mouse to games you just why do you guys give a shit?
What do you think about the games you like?
You guys have to cool it on the the desk chain women's shield, okay?
The official order okay got a cool it blacks
This is serious um yeah, that's ten men guys the accuracy is going down a little bit
I
Did so much that said tie color I was only looking at the tie color and I looked up. I was like that's fucking Ted Cruz
I gotta get better at like killing people I guess
Wait.
Hey, which anime is this from, guys?
Hey, which anime is this from?
I'm asking for a friend.
Alright.
Consider it played.
Daniel can't hold up and I think don't you cut me off great based on current
information we can calculate that it will take about who the fuck was that
that is not a voice that we ever heard
did she get pissed off like a like a fucking like a person holding a mic or
We'll like...
Three minutes to...
I gotta mix all the fixes then I make it up apparently.
Cool.
Where will you run to now?
Where will you run to now?
Are they engaged in Mortal Kombat?
You bastard!
You bastard!
You bastard
In 2017
I'm dead!
Where'd he go?
No way, man!
I'm something of a twink-enjoyer myself.
You know, we had to sexually harass them, boys.
You know, we had to do it.
Ooh, you dirty girl.
I'm doing parental research on whether or not I shall allow my kid to play roblox eventually.
That's not looking good.
Oh my god!
Holy shit!
Yeah, we killed like eight of them, dude.
What's like an American equivalent here, guys?
The guy who owns the fucking the murder hotel?
The murder hotel guy?
No, no, no.
Like, so the doctor's based on a real guy, Twitch chat, who used shock therapy.
was in the title see fuck is jacks yeah he's on his clean living arc I have an
an idea.
Clowder, Sympher, nature, southern ravioli, Tony, and yopimars and pink tiger with a C4.
Aw, come on, man.
And Yoka and the Adam and Jean snobbubbles and whatever.
Wait, I can't rename the clothing.
That's so annoying.
Cros my blade
Where I say I'm in my chud maxing era no
Let's go find Rachel
Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum.
How long does that strength buff last?
I still have it.
Dude, we're like a linebacker, bro.
Do you find that baseball bat that has a chance to do home runs now?
This truly is the wasteland.
I didn't feel to experience prime Dr. House era.
I don't know when Dr. House was airing on television.
I didn't watch it.
I'm going in.
Cover me.
I have one AP.
Hey, you're mad.
We're not making much progress here.
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of
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
We decapped them.
They're all four-bolts.
Each three different mire over so once.
Dude, I can't kill these guys in the middle.
Oh, that's an ally that was just shooting.
Oops.
We gotta get stronger, dude.
Excuse me.
You gotta keep a lift.
Is it a melee weapon?
The shovel?
It's a Wall-R-Six Resilient.
Hey.
Sometimes you gotta ask yourself, how high were they when they built this place?
No, I don't have to ask myself that. You're not the boss of me.
Let's bind our melee weapon.
The Sword of Wonder.
Wow.
We'll be playing the new Doomdale scene.
Oh, probably not, Mike.
Probably not.
Who am I drinking?
Hazelnut coffee.
Well, is it gay to enjoy a little hazelnut-flavored coffee?
It hurts!
So...
bro 6xp 3% I'll take those odds
there's like one more
Pax? I use my crit, so it's always a hit.
Check your compass, noob.
Yeah, I did. I did a little circle into the red dot.
I guess that rat don't fuck with the fox when we need it.
Is there a guy on the bridge?
Yeah. I'll take it up there.
dude what?
oh jetpack
oh doi
Well, it's further down.
Surely there's another way up, right?
You must be hard if you're dying that easily.
Dude shut up.
shut up you're trying you're trying to make me mad I refuse to be angry
there's a commander up there
of
a
a
a
a
a
Oh
Target spotted
It's not good right now
of
the
death
of
death
of
death
of
What is he throwing at me?
I'm dead.
I smoked him.
Who's a robot?
I gotta get up there.
I'd say yeah.
Target spotted.
You stand here.
So...
Pop your head up.
Not yet.
I feel like I fell to his death as well.
I gotta kill themself dude, I can't believe it.
The soap plug-in said...
...ple-
...inshame.
Where's the guy that I killed over here?
Found a...
...you and flying.
It saves.
It sleeps all day at night.
And sleeps all day at night.
Yep, another beautiful day into Commonwealth.
Target spotted.
Assault from Dominic.
He's still here.
Bullshit.
I'm chewing through ammo though.
Plasma grenade, he's a 308 combat rifle.
Oh, that's just the combat rifle.
I'm so fucking stupid, dude.
I can't pick them up.
I'm too fuckin- I'm too fluggin' weak.
I can't pick that guy up either, I'm too fluggin' weak.
I didn't mean to fucking grab that.
How much damage is the sledgehammer to you?
Not as much as this, bros.
Do we still have the strength buff?
Yep.
How long does that fucking weight lifting buff last?
One million year.
Forever.
That's not true.
24 hour.
Bradburton. Recon Team to the north is reported to the family to see if we're going to catch a Brewerton by the name of Bradburton.
I got the marker, boys.
Wait, this guy's got X01 on him.
Oops.
This is the classic one, right?
Oh, yeah.
XO1 Mark 3.
Dude, the defense is so high.
We might have to swap to uh... wait, what kind of ammo was that?
45 ammo. Dude, we got so much 45 ammo.
Might have to bust that shit out.
Brad Burton, overpass, clear it.
Excuse me.
Steve don't need no power armor, dude.
He's a strong and independent human who don't need no meddling.
Dinox and Game On King thinks for something.
Mr. Breesie Breesie thinks for something.
Not wrong.
Trent Payne and Cybertark are good children.
Get Chrome Dubbed, Chewb.
It's not even like getting chromed up, because it's like...
I could take it off.
It's not the same, bros.
I love drinking Nuka-Cola.
Why did they put radioactive material in the Nuka-Cola?
called nuka?
yeah, they don't have to
to
do why is the cricket so fucking laugh
Alright
10 millimeter auto pistol.
Do you think the shotgun counts as a rifle?
For the purpose of the talent, it does.
You cannot go that way.
Fuck you.
It does.
It's the receiver auto versus semi auto.
Yeah.
Kind of what I figured.
I just noticed that my shotgun...
Where is it?
I forgot its name.
Huh?
This one. Not French one.
It was 198 now.
Also, I think...
This- this shit sucks.
The hop?
There's gotta be a way we can mod this where it doesn't suck.
Honestly, I think-
If I had the sneak attack stuff, it'd probably be better, but...
We don't.
We don't, fella.
Fuck you.
That's a wall.
Come on, man!
I'm running out of shotgun ammo.
Ding.
20% more melee weapon damage.
You do 80% more melee weapon damage and hit all targets in front of you.
Double damage with melee weapon, getting a chance to cripple your opponent or grain slim their head off.
What?
Who would take this?
Rude is amazing.
It's funny that I said that and then someone immediately said,
Rooted works in fast way, really.
Oh, he hit the Sam.
Where's Commando? Commando's all 49.
Hello, Scuba.
Yes.
What teams are left in the World Cup, guys?
We got England.
Spain, France, Argentina.
Spain, France, Argentina.
OK.
Okay, I think I'm gonna root for England. I'm a soccer fan. Oh, by the way
Hmm favorite England player
Yeah, I like A.I. David Beckham the most in the Home Depot commercial, yeah.
Yeah.
Or, yeah, the Beatles.
Not a bad suggestion, Reno.
How do I get in here?
The roof?
I'm the wire, dude.
Why Snoop not in the World Cup?
Snoop Dog?
Oh, he's like 70 dog.
He can kick ball.
I'm gonna come in from the basement.
The fucking CUM.
Admit you wish you were English already, already dead, already dead.
Antique Silver Lockup.
That's it.
What would I want to be English?
Dude.
I just want a good sunday roast.
There's just so much to ask for bros.
Sad to boss.
Um, how come I'm not getting read despite carrying nuclear material on me, hmm?
That's not the original vision, Fallout.
Oops.
Trace Gasex was a little...
Is it shielded?
Sweet.
Now I ripped it off of that roach.
Whoa.
Mark 4 torso.
Man, I bet that armor is hella cool.
I ain't gonna use it though.
Who's Mark? Me.
Should we load you're gonna run out of lockpicks?
I got like 300 lockpicks.
Mark 4, Rocky 3.
I've never seen a Rocky movie, guys.
I've seen Cliffs.
I've seen the...
And he's like running and it's like five in the morning, dude, and then he drinks the eggs.
You've seen Rambo?
No, but I saw a clip of the one Rambo we're like.
It's like the second one. And he comes back to America and he's like a drifter.
And then the cops are like, dude, come on, man.
I'm going to get your sergeant on the comms.
And then the sergeant's like, John Rambo, stand down.
He's like, oh, really?
I'll fucking do it.
Nice try, bitch.
That's the first one, really?
I thought that was it would make sense if it was Rambo 2 though you could see my thought
process here.
I'm getting giga pretty high up.
Especially now when you use that shitty axe then.
was wrong with me and hexed
dude we're getting so irradiated in melee combat
moving to fight Steve fucker or Steven Sergall
I mean have you seen Steven Sergall?
it kind of a...
and a really strong way what's our rad away nine
I think this is it.
I think this is it.
I think this is it.
I think this is it. I can't go any further. I can feel it taking me.
No, gotta keep it together a little longer.
Nice, Ice.
I
Together I want you to move on
You can still make a life out there
It's not all as bad as we thought
She had the ultimate stand down to holotape we could have given that guy
Dude, she did not make it far, bros.
He did not make that shit far, bros.
I can't stand him, though.
You guys kind of have an asshole?
Osvaldo?
Oppenheimer?
He was all right. He was he had a righteous cause
No one's ever used that aftrape that's insane
I'm surprised we found her so fast come on
Eckin' and whacking and smackin', eckin' and whacking and smackin', eckin' and whackin' and smackin'.
Dare I turn the radio on?
The bot won't hear this.
I'm sorry, I was drinking my liquids.
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death
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death
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death
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death
Ow!
Wait, it's limping!
shut up shut the fuck up shut your bitch ass up
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the
death
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Hup!
Hup!
Ah!
Dude.
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death
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death
of
death
Oh, wrong house, sorry, Rachel.
You know, it doesn't sound like it's coming from the Pip-Boy though.
Here we go. Now we're talking, dude.
the roof. Noob down.
See ya!
What was your fucking brains out?
These guys look cool.
This guy's also cool because he did jet, which is the coolest drug.
Dude.
There's an invisible wall there.
Y.
Why?
Still no SACs mods?
No.
I..
I got..
Is that chill.
Are these song sounds in the VOD?
I'm pretty sure they should get stopped or acclaimed anyway.
I dunno.
Should probably turn it off.
It's probably too late though.
You got to hit those bro.
Uh, can we get in the church?
We can only get into one building in this place so far.
Two building.
You talking about songs from the 15th they're still copyrighted or something?
Uh, yeah.
Somehow.
Somehow.
They be doing that.
Me me me me me me me me.
I was sitting here thinking there was like something I had to do.
I couldn't remember.
It was turning the music back on.
Noodle cat.
Check this out.
Honestly, kind of...
Honestly, kind of, what's the yellow stuff?
Egg?
Egg?
Let's guess it's EG egg.
Egg.
Egg.
I don't think that's egg.
I found it.
Got it.
Oops.
Shocker ammo is kind of rare, huh, fellas?
Or maybe I just used so much of it.
Or maybe I just don't have the right perks and I just haven't found much ammo excuse me
excuse me
This guy loves China.
That's South Side Sword by the way.
I can't pull it out of the ground.
What is that? It's a clock.
That must not be a worthy warlord, dude.
I want to check the north side real quick.
Have you fought the Sugg on Ds boss yet?
No, not yet.
Do you have any tips?
You can kindle that fire.
How?
You gotta take it.
I got Stimpaks, get it, cause it's healing me.
Why are you so miserable dude I think it's a cool rep I call him reps by the way
This looks like a building you should be able to go in but...
Port him now, Mike. Can we go on the dam?
Oh, yeah.
Damn, damn, damn!
You guys like my enclave gun?
It's stolen valor.
I can't make that jump.
You cannot go that way.
Says who.
I couldn't even jump.
It wouldn't let me jump.
I can't go on the dam?
I'm gonna go down here.
The fuck is that?
What's up?
Ow.
Ay-ay-ay!
Suck it down.
I'm on a Myrler, me.
CFC brought back popcorn chicken, but is there a spicy variety?
Oh.
Hmm.
What?
No, I still have more. I didn't use it. That was weird.
She doesn't care about the terrain difference.
Well, when in doubt.
Psycho down.
I got an achievement kill five giant creature Wow
Wow!
Bowie!
Me when the psycho jet wears off?
Oh fuck!
That should have hit though.
Nope.
Tactical, powerful, pipe revolver. Nope.
That's water. Nuka-Cola corpse.
I was gonna add some ticks, dude.
What you got?
Go in the water. I don't think I can loot anything in the water.
Yeah, you guys do your dailies say and fall out pork by the way
Do we talk about your dailies in Fallout 4?
Did I stutter?
Maybe I stuttered.
I did my dailies in WoW, in parenthesis or real game.
Hmm, I don't know.
Oh no, mister.
Well, let's go into the bottling plant, shall we?
You die a little 40 and hard for a pal world.
How do you die in the Pokemon game?
I don't understand.
Hardcore was nerfed by a loser?
Dude, shut up.
Maybe he was playing without a guide, unlike you who probably looked it up.
That guy could be a giga-chat.
No way.
You know this guy's getting psychos in a movie.
Oh yeah!
Or is it?
Come here.
Okay, I was about to say, surely his limbs are fucked, right?
Ha
Yeah
I think you would appreciate how cynical the power world is, there's a pokemon called
hang you and he has a noose. Is he trying to hang himself? Who's he trying to hang?
What's these? Oh.
What?
What's these?
Nuts? Ohhhh.
Hahahaha!
Oooh!
Hell classico!
Angme is the king shame pal!
Dude, Powerl just does not interest me bros. I'm gonna be honest.
Scrum's Orphex or something? Appreciate it.
Hey, who asked? We're talking about power. Someone asked about power.
Can you aggro Orphex for something? Too bad?
You can shoot animals in power, though.
Yeah, but they don't probably explode in gore, you know what I mean?
They're the exterior and then the interior.
There is a mod.
You can mod it.
You guys have the power world gore mod.
Uh-uh.
New color.
I'm up.
I'm up.
I don't know if I'm shooting in the right place.
It's over.
Okay, it's not over.
I'll do it while I'm...
What the fuck do you want?
The Merlok?
Oh, hold on, I gotta reload. Thank you. Thank you for waiting.
What is the noise that's happening?
Uh-oh.
Big sneak attack?
Is that a move?
Show me!
Uh-oh.
Is it time to go all out?
My final psycho, Jeff?
It's over.
I must have gone off my mouth, friend!
Okay.
What is that?
well well well it went up here
They will fail to defeat Steve Bucks.
If it's a melee build?
Yeah, well.
I gotta level me up.
You might miss shit up there.
Fuck you dude, I hate these things man.
Ouch.
Am I even sure I'm shooting them in the right spot?
Auto now, Mike.
I'm gonna burn a grandma over here.
I've still got a lot of this, but...
Got a lot of NRG.
Die, children. You don't belong in this world.
Hey, what do you think's down here?
Yeah, it was literally nothing, by the way.
Why would they have exposed bats of water up the air?
You gotta hit those bruhs.
These are cool.
my preferred version of my work. No shell. Who glasses? Who blew up this turret? Someone
was here. I get a world of refreshments. Reloads all seven million of my guns.
I don't know what I'm doing here, but I'm just going to go back to my room and see what
happens.
I didn't realize I had little TVs on.
I heard it but I didn't see it.
I like the ambient music a lot.
It reminds me of old Fallout.
not mean to pick up the whiskey.
Hello, bad.
Ever play the OG fallout?
I'm sure I did, but.
The guy I know, I know the story beats of the real fallout.
I'm not larping, I'm not pretending to have played it.
I'll play Fallout 2, not the completion.
What's the purpose of coming up here?
Oh, is this where-?
Dang it.
What up, ball out of tactics?
Nah, I never played that one.
Lucky Nix was in it.
The British be like, noo, mate.
Dude, isn't team just like fucking grass and shit?
My leaf? Leaf dried leaf?
People be drinking trees, dude.
A world of refreshments.
Earl Grey is a dub-omb. I like Earl Grey.
And yes, that is the only kind of tea that I can aim.
And no, I don't care. Uh-oh.
Are you good?
Dude, he laid down and began to cry.
I cleared him.
I assume I also have to clear the interior before I can raise the flag.
hit Boston. This is really happening. Genius College is out there the hell with the evacuation
protocols. I have to go find her. Yep, I'm sure you will make the difference in a nuclear
attack. So do people become fools instantly or is it like overtime?
Over time.
Like I got a fucking question, okay.
Institute.
Why not research what makes ghouls immortal and make the immortality chalice?
That would be the flawed story I'd watch, dude.
This guy'd be like, hmm, I'm gonna kidnap a bunch of ghouls and then experiment on them
until I get the goblet of youth out of them.
Isn't that F.E.B.?
Really?
No one's ever done that before?
Dude, I'm not saying that, okay?
I'm not like a fucking nerd like you. I got like the club and shit, so
Like yeah, I'm sure you can name every Fallout novel off cover your head bro, but like some of us
Someone must stay posted up at the club is what I say there kicks you in the stomach
It's the only club you know is Club Sandwich.
Anyone else?
I'm always kind of disappointed by the Club Sandwich, dude.
A lot of places with microwave that big
You know what dude, I think I'm a soft guy bros
I like sauces dude sauces could be making a break at anything
that jack sauce I don't really need a deck in the box I don't know that one okay
What is happening?
Where's my HP?
We're good.
We're gonna do a fight make
They got this gross.
Welcome to the Nuka Cola World Refreshment.
Now featuring a river of Nuka Cola Quantum.
No way. My corpse! That thing is not alive. Don't drink the NUKOWARTER BAND!
It's not very easy.
We went a long reason steep to drink the water.
It looks like Super Colobanzos.
They're fighting each other.
There's just so many bullets in there.
Perfect run!
Nooooo!
I love Nuka Kola, and I love Nuka World.
I mean that shit looks kinda delicious, bros.
Jesus, 2647?
What do we get down there?
What do we get down there?
I love Nuka Cola Quantum.
Okay.
Son of a...
Each bottle is carbonated, and then sealed with one of our signature bottles.
That water flow isn't just for show folks.
Quarantine change can help you to give you a nuclear boost of energy.
Here in the bottling chamber, we carefully pour each of them here in the mixing area.
I have one there!
Hey.
Nuka Cola branded power armor.
I think they have that. We already have that out there.
have this
something like the Atlanta coke factory that's it yeah but is that sure cool
though
Do not operate with a new full-colour machine or air pressure at 80°C or 24°C. When our counter is jumped...
Shut up.
Nuka Bar Automated till further notice stick to the script and it pranks.
They trade empty bottles with dry ash and then send them into the camper so they explode when sealed.
Brad Burton's land.
It's Lorsett.
This place is like a fuckin' lab or something.
I'm in calm now.
We are soon encumbered.
It's bup out time.
It's grilled rat stack time.
I've been reading this since Nuka-Kola-Quarters, coming soon to your base for a while.
They enjoy regional favorites, such as the Kalani Nuka-Kola Quartz, and refreshingly patriotic Nuka-Kola victories.
Explain what's in that one. That one looks cool when I was wondering.
So does cool.
Hold on.
Now, out here on the shoot-codes, folks do like the refreshments of a nice, cool, and great Nuka-Quartz.
Oh
Got it
Not more by alerts, please, sir.
I've had enough, like...
Now, it should probably be meleeing these things.
It's not poop water, it's magical soda water.
What is that supposed to be a reference to?
Root flavored drink.
Root beer? Oh. Yeah. Yeah, you're probably right.
Yay.
Is she talking times three now?
It's coming from different areas though, right?
But also yes.
Maybe we can shut it down.
the noise here, Rizzo.
Dude, I'm getting lost.
I love Nuka World! I love Nuka World! This is awesome!
I mean, that's my fault, dude. That's my fault. There's key safes of it and parameters of it.
And now I'm in fucking creation. And it's so dark, holy fuck. Nuka World adult, what a loser.
No, don't call me that
Surely there's a way to get like a bunch of nuca cola here, right? This is like the Garden of Eden
for nuca cola
But all I'm getting is my alert me and it's starting to piss me the fuck off
Hey, maybe you re-intern the area, shut her up.
After those bottles you looked at were full?
Yeah, but it's normal boring Nuka-Cola, I don't want that shit, and they each weigh
one pound, yeah.
Fuck that.
I want, like, Nuka-Cola victory. That shit's cool.
This is boring regular cola. Is it where I have Coke Orange? That shit kind of, kind of delicious.
What's this?
Was this better than Orange Soda?
It's just Orange Soda.
Coke Raspberry?
How about that shit good, bruh?
Yeah, I get it, man.
Mormons are onto something, dude.
Mmm, here we go.
Oh, yeah.
I kind of miss shooting humans.
I'm sure we'll get back to them.
Open. Open. Fuck.
Are they drinking gasoline and chasing it with lighter fluid?
See, I thought drinking caffeine was illegal, but Mormons be drinking lots of caffeine. What about that?
Lots of cola.
They can't have a warm drinks.
Ooh.
Joseph Smith was like, I burned my tongue on some tea one time.
No one shall drink hot drink.
It's full.
How do you know so much about Mormonism?
I've actually watched a couple of documentaries.
Also, uh...
Oh
I think they're goofy
There you go
It's got to be the quantum running through this place.
We breached their nest and they... they poured out.
We fell back, but I'm pretty sure one of those damn lurks paid off with my leg in the process.
Eww.
Private Clay dragged me to safety before I sent him to warn the others back at the camp.
But I... I could hear their screaming on the air.
So the hell's not coming.
They'll be damned if I'm gonna let food for some mild lurk spawn.
I don't care about you
I'm still in combat right now
Systems Control Terminal.
It's the newest member of our family.
Maybe we can turn it off.
Aw.
MaxLock Security Door Interface.
Which door?
Maybe it's the, uh, the power.
My shrimp do not know where the other enemy is, and there, I think there's only one.
I wonder if you can get diabetes in this game from drinking too much Nuka Cola...
...in the river?
Where do you kinda look like we got diabetes?
That would be really funny.
I didn't say it would be funny.
Okay.
Not everything's a joke.
Am I trying to quit constant?
Alright, big dog.
I hear a...
Wait, I see it.
Next bit, please.
I can't just skip the bit.
Now featuring a river of muca colon,
No skipper Reno on the bit arena.
Nice.
He'd to rent a delicious soft drink that'll provide energy,
focus and 120% of the recommended daily value of sugar.
latest latest batch of psycho jet just dropped
well the fuck is that target spotted
It took almost two years to perfect the formula, but in 244, Mr. Bradford was finally successful. A new color was born.
It quickly surpassed other lesser reverberates to become America's number one favorite soft drink.
we are now on the red star world
Mr. Brad Burton and his team have been trying for several years
to continue to create new and exciting formulas
Fuck you
it took almost two years to perfect the formula
Should we level up strength first or this melee damage thing first?
Oh no, no, my...
Melee first?
have a micro penis. I think we take it at least a year.
How is this not every time
I
Probably don't do no damage
I'm going all out Psycho Jack
I just want the meat.
What the fuck is this?
of
the
death
of
the
death
of
What is the other food, Abra?
of
the
I don't know if I have more butthole, I got one more thing to do.
I'm not entirely sure where that is, of course there's no local map, whatever dude.
Not that it wouldn't help!
Found it.
Okay, fucking her legs up is the way to go.
They're my U-bats to get for so reason.
Okay.
Okay, Steve?
Thank you.
Nice.
Who fucking did it?
Down to 32 shotguns.
Where is my customer?
How is it that I need to go lower than this?
I see.
I got to go down the roof though, huh?
That's shut up.
Missed a power armor to work?
That's okay, I'm not gonna wear it anyway.
I'm losing it. I'm actively losing it.
Alright.
Steve was in the Nuka Cola plant for 13 hours and heard the same advertisement 2,000 times.
It was daytime when we went in.
Well, let's give it to you guys.
I wonder if I should just pick one guy.
We got a fast travel before our show wears off.
You wish Nuka World was real.
I bet they show low key delicious on God.
You want to know if it matters?
Yeah, let me know if it matters.
your games fall from the bottling cloud.
We're going to drop some trash.
I'm breaking your immersion with fast travel.
I'm sorry.
Cap'n.
In truth, he was not actually sorry.
Goodbye, goodbye.
Oops.
I
I'm we all gonna calm all 88 suffered damage from a deter
I don't care
what should we name the soul
Sounding device?
Disarmor?
How about a...
We're gonna load this one.
Like that?
Hee hee.
How about a yellow this one like that
Upgrade it's already upgraded. I can't do anything else
I mean, I could do something else to get downgraded, but we got to swap our weapons here.
You got to go away.
You got to go away.
I kind of hate you, but I'll see who can do it.
I mean, it's as strong as it can be.
Yeah.
I mean, we can keep it, I think.
It's okay at long range.
Um... fuck, dude.
Rest in peace.
No shootgun.
The blikies fine, the op fine, the sword fine.
Hmmmmmm.
Oh yeah.
This da one.
Don't we have
308.738.
Hmm.
We got this for 45.
Or we can use the combat rifle.
Uh, let's see.
Well, let's go through all this because we got this, but we got no 762 AMO, XD, we got
we got we got 200 missiles.
Look at dude.
We got the mighty fat man.
We have 26 mini nukes.
You know double damage on the fat man before they take damage will be nice.
We got the plasma rifle.
I can't mod it though.
Where's ammo appearing?
uuhh beneath the damage at the top
meh meh meh meh meh
meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh
You know this would be cool
Hold on
Can I even mod you?
No, but we can cannibalize.
Uh, I like the improved sights.
It's supposed to be even the multiple projectiles covering a wider area.
I'll hand it to you. This place isn't awful. It's still a hold, but it could be worse.
Did I find the penis gun yet? No. Is that a gun?
Is that the penis gun?
Nate?
faster zip zap
huh?
huh?
huh?
why can't I rename?
What's up?
Legendary?
Yeah.
It's a shame you can't mod Legendary.
You can't really mod these, huh?
At least not well.
These things do, like, no fucking damage.
Surely have a more interesting 45.
got the boring gun. Got the harpoon gun of which we have found Oama. We got this guy's
SMG. You're not yet in combat at Chris Vance at your Civic Costumer AP. That one's a GIGO
shit. We got the Super Sledge. We got this one right here, but once again, no 7-6-2 ammo.
And then we got this one.
Oh, this is 45.
I'm not even sure what radiation ammo does.
Or damage, radiation damage.
Oh, what the fuck?
No!
Nooooo!
Ow!
Okay, maybe I can remove...
It looks like it's using the same parts as the assault rifle, so maybe not.
My guy is stupid.
He's stupid as hell.
Changed to 308 AML.
Sensitive Shrigger, better rate of fire. There's way more damage.
What else uses 308 AMO, is that a hunting rifle?
This thing's got a fuck, dude.
What kind of scope, though?
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
Well, I mean, we can just do this for now.
No problemo.
I can't rename it.
Whatever dude.
Fuck you.
I think you're better than me, game.
Put that shit away.
Put dish it away.
and that pardon I have a quest item I've quest items for a quest that I was
unaware was a quest explain it doc not makes sense
Okay, we got the Blickie, we got Laser Rifle, we got Da-Op, I'm gonna put Da-Op away in
favor of this.
The range is about the same anyway.
I just don't fucks with Da-Op, dude.
Wait, couldn't we...
We can change it to a 38.
But why would we do that?
I guess to have a gun with 38 ammo on us.
Some of the best weapons in the game are only available from vendors.
Yeah, I've flippin' no dead, I've seen em' with me eyes.
Oh
Holy
Shut up.
I don't want to remove her from my column.
Disable.
Disable?
What does disable do?
But even the hard days get easier.
Is that gonna soft lock my game? Dude, I'm so scared. I probably not right. I mean she has no relevance anymore
Yeah, we good dude, how much buff I we got grab that shit
Wow, this is three strength, huh?
Put that shit away
This will be our main food source, Grilled in Nuka Lurk.
Everyone loves a little inventory management.
I love managing my inventory and by managing I mean stuffing a bunch of stuff into a locker with unlimited space.
Let's see here.
We need...
Let's get the Quad Launcher of Hell on 2.
Uh, let's get Boring Gun on 5.
And then we can upgrade...
Just Sword to 3.
Swag.
Yup.
Alright.
Where do you think that lady went?
Uh, probably hell, hopefully.
Heh heh heh.
Yeah, probably a hell.
Do I still have the weight lifting buff?
Chum chum yum, things of it.
What do you think Steve's going after, E-Dies?
Uh, hell, yeah.
It stays until you use another gym thing? Really?
Target spotted.
of
the
of
the
I never leave a toss gun.
I don't want to leave a toss gun.
I never leave a toss gun.
I never leave a toss gun.
arm
There's where my helmet
Whoa, whoa!
Goodbye.
We abandoned this post.
What a coward.
What?
I'm not hitting the button for a while.
I can't move.
Oh fuck.
Have you lived?
Was it all for knots, Stu?
I'm gonna get some freaking coffee.
Some- I got a freaking pee-me-toiler.
We got, uh, the Blickey, Rocket, Sword, Cooler Laser Gun, uh, Rifleman, and, uh,
and nothing on seven dude
okay that is not
oh
whoops
boom
I'll borrow the piss in the toilet if you have an empty coffee cup.
Go, because I want to use it to drink stuff out of.
Ow, ow, ow!
Thank you, guard Chan.
Oof!
Here we go.
At everyone,
Please do not announce to the server when you are going to go masturbate.
This is going to be a career issue, and I'm not sure why some people have such underdeveloped social skills
that they think that a server full of mostly male strangers would need to know that.
No one is going to be impressed and give you a high five, especially considering where that hand has been.
I don't want to add this to the rules, since it would be embarrassing for new users to see that we have a problem with this.
But it is going to be enforced as a rule from now on.
If it occurs, you will be warned that additional occurrences will be dealt with at the discretion of Moxdale. Thanks.
and
and so it it, I want to call it like folklore
but
it's like a person from
, I don't know how to describe it would be a figure in American
Yeah, that's what that's what HH Holmes. That's why the murder hotel guy, right?
Mike
Holy fuck you mean Mike vice president Mike's Pence Mike Pence the guy who's electro shock therapy to make people not gay anymore
It is special not gay camps. Yeah, man. Listen, I just have to be next to the I have to be close to the cultural center of the United States
You know New York City, that's where it's happening man. Where do I live? Oh?
You know at 500 square foot studio apartment for $5,000 a month. I just have to be I just have to be close
No shower. Oh fuck. That's that sucks. No bathroom either
No fucking way dude. Yeah $6,000 a month man. It's fucking rough dude. I can barely afford
I can't target you
And he said no way!
what the fuck are you doing creepy little bitch
I'm gonna get you, bitch!
Excuse me?
This is a private area.
Hiiii
Hey, Wolf West?
Well, let's set up the store then.
Keep going, man.
Why do you insist on disobeying me?
They're all at the same.
I'm so fucking bad, man.
Fuck you, poop!
Fuck you, poop!
Fuck you, poop!
Yes!
Perseus, you continue without perks.
I can't fucking equip them yet, you troglodyte!
Are you stupid?
Are you fucking stupid?
I live for a li-
Ah!
I'm pretty sure to continue without Persian up in bread, bitch.
In bread, bitch.
Do I know that friend?
I'm playing with uh...
sure for garrick
curly
repoll a little bit
poll is now live but not just any poll it's the gigapoll
the poll the gigapoll hold up about the day from volomore to chambers chambers
chambers changes
i gotta go vote padlock offary and of course
sailing all my god you have a chance to vote in all schools potential first
new skill and i got a vote by two of the developers who have been graciously working hard away with the
oh my god he's fucking flops on the ground like a fish after that counter very inhuman movements
right now from here comes the taunt yeah real funny guys a new challenger of minimized twitch
I'll see you guys at the end of the stream.
Active lore check.
Why are they naked, guys?
They're not going to say it.
What a... will you try to lead classic?
I've known a soldier for League Classic, mate.
I'm on League Ballside.
What's up?
Is that my gang hello?
That's rare.
What's that?
Looks like it's on the roof.
That's only a single 4-day B-Buck having more value than the Argentine Peso.
That's all going to change when they win the World Cup.
So why don't you check your mouth.
all going up. We're back in this hell. Best ice cream flavor.
I don't know, I like Sorbet.
Fruity Sorbet.
I got a raspberry sorbet one time that shit was good.
Dude, where is the shit?
Oh.
Oh, it's a...
Holy.
Thanks, fellas.
Actual boomer saying good instead of busting.
That shit was busting.
Is that better?
Safari Adventure.
Oh, we get to kill some gorillas.
Like in the, uh, Institute.
synth gorilla why'd you kill them they were chilled they were not chilled they
instantly charged me
45 pipe rifle nice
Oh, they were only bluffing, my bad.
What animal would I synthesize?
I'm just gonna crack it.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
This truly is so boring.
Anyone trying to... uh oh.
Gator Claw.
Fire!
Boo!
I'm not gonna...
That is the real lucky idiot.
The Gator Flaw Infestation.
Man!
Cito C, you killed monster!
What the fuck?
You friend?
Rognak?
Oh god.
Let me guess. You were raised by apes.
Not no ape. Cito only know family. You kill monster alone.
It's called Drogon, babe.
Monster's strong, but you stronger. Cito happy, you kill monster.
Monster hurt Cito and Cito family.
Well, it can't hurt you anymore, Cito.
No. Many more monsters.
No, stop. Sito kill monster.
New monster come.
Sito kill monster again.
New monster come again.
Monsters not stop.
Do not.
Help Sito stop monsters.
That depends.
What are you offering in return?
New friend make monster stop.
Sito promise shiny thing. Give new friend.
Help Sito?
Of course. I'll help.
Sito, happy you help. New friend, follow Sito. Sito show you a thing.
Thing to help kill monsters.
Fine.
No quit. He wouldn't get the joke, dude. He's got a caveman.
I'll make asses families and animals watch out
Oh, fuck where'd he go?
Where'd he go?
Guys it's Gorillaz.
I do play games for a sub.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
There we go.
home this family or no worry they not hurt you you friend Ceto mean you friend
family how did you end up being raised by these gorillas Ceto very small when
first family die first family look like Cito Cito not die just walk and walk
have a like it's a fine zoo place find new family new family help Cito give Cito
food give water keep Cito safe now Cito big and strong Cito help family fight
monsters in megamotor so but oh quip them great I always wanted to be best
friends with her that just happened new friend like family now you help Cito
family in danger hide here from monsters here only place safe here have
Thank god they can open doors.
I didn't think this would happen.
Sito have story. Story helps stop monsters. Sito eat with family.
Wrinkly man come inside home. Wrinkly man hurt. Sito try help.
Wrinkly man say he make monsters. Sito mad at wrinkly man.
monsters hurt family wrinkly man sorry monsters hurt family he gives Cito
shiny thing he say shiny thing helps Cito stop monsters Cito try help more
but wrinkly man die oh he top put wrinkly man in ground but keep shiny thing now
Now give shiny thing new friend. Help Sito.
Oh man, this guy's stupid.
Fuck, what was the name of this spear?
Vicious Cocker Daryl McDermott. Last known survivor at the Safari Adventure application facility.
This is my final gorilla.
I've done something horrible.
The thing I created.
The thing I called the Gator Claw.
They must be destroyed.
They can't be tamed.
They can't be controlled.
Their sheer ferocity is like nothing I've ever seen.
And now, the Nuka-Chen replicator is out of control.
It's producing the Latin Alive-In-Rate.
Please, somebody, anybody, find my passcode, or Dr. Hines.
Shut down the replicator before it's... before it's too late.
And if this recording should reach Dr. Heim, please tell him to forgive me.
Okay.
Gooooooooooooooo!
So it seems like the Gator Claws, the monsters, are coming from an animal cloning facility
somewhere beneath Safari Adventure.
Shiny thing, help, new friend.
Unless this shiny thing is about to sprout wings and lead me to the cloning facility,
we're out of luck.
funny shiny thing not bird don't worry see the only guy who's appreciated see
remember something see to see wrinkly man kind of it's all big triangle house
long time ago go to big triangle house find cloning facility stop monsters
Cito come with new friend Cito help can you get your family to help us Chris
big and strong Chris help new friend and Cito which one's Chris
damn
think it is oh shit see you see those strong see to protect family you big
help sito sito thank you my dog is
postulates for so well he is locked in
as our companion I cannot tell him to
stay here which is kind of
unfortunate but whatever we got Chris
This dude, damn!
He level 60, bro.
Cooking up dope in a crock-pot-pot-pot.
How much XP do I get me?
200? No. Surely the meaty dangler wouldn't lie to me.
Hysterics is a little bit...
I think CEDO plucked a gorilla, now.
It's not always about sex, guys.
Target spotted.
I see those little bruh, you can do shit bitch.
I actually stole a ballerina right now.
Where the drugs at?
Oh, perfect.
Bum bum bum bum.
Bum bum bum.
I have security issues with the Miscan Radical AFAD Animal Friends and Defenders Group.
Project Cobalt.
Code Grizzly has been initiated.
Well that's not good.
That just happened.
I want to play it.
A.F.A.D. have an important message for those.
Psst!
Chibbunk!
Tell them what our name means!
What are you doing?
I have the thing running right now!
Don't just say A.F.A.D.
Tell them what it stands for!
I'm trying to do something serious here, rabbits.
And I already have the recording started!
We'll take this out of the recording later.
Just tell them.
Fine.
Maclew seems over.
The members of the animal friends and defenders have an important message to those who are causing the destruction of the environment
We will not stand idly by and watch our animal brothers and sisters get hunted to extinction. We will take action
We will now remain complacent angry and acclaimed abuse our animal brothers and sisters in the name of so-called
Science we will take action
We will not turn our backs as
Don't forget the part about slaughtering the animals needlessly for food.
You know I'm recording right?
You see that red light, yeah?
I'm sorry, Jimmunk, I was just trying to, you know, just toss that tape and we'll try
again.
And when we're done, don't throw out the good tape and keep the bad one like last time.
It seems like Dr. Hein was kidnapped and taken somewhere called the Angry Anaconda.
We find that, and we can find his passcode to get into the cloning facility.
Sound like name of Snake from old zoo.
Oh, maybe Dr. Under Giant Metal Snake.
The giant metal snake?
Of course.
Funny how not see giant metal snake. It's big
What word?
Right right like big snake
See to see from everywhere very big
Very snaky it up hill behind soon
Maybe Dr. Mann there I
I get it now right the giant roller coaster I get it now roller coaster new friend say
strange words hope Cito help new friend find doctor man go to the giant metal snake and
can do boss can do
you like
I love new ca-cola I love new ca-cola I love new ca-cola orange
I love new ca-cola I love new ca-cola I love new ca-cola
victory
It's freaking behind the safari.
He has one chopaxe for 999 million subbing.
Target spotted.
head over to that small space somewhere by rock gulch to purchase an ice-cold nuka-kola wire
surely there's something cool in these stands right fellas
maybe like a nuka-kola at the nuka-kola world attraction i'm not wearing my armor
whoops whoopsie ha-ha
is this the patented trap diner?
Cooking up dope in the crock pot.
We should put on weight from all of this, so to be fair, we have not partook yet.
We're merely hoarding it right now.
What one? One day soon!
Did they get mad if I hit them?
Like am I gonna...
Are we gonna pull some aggro if I...
Fuck you.
Hit the swarm, bud.
I don't understand how these guys work.
It's like each individual one has its own HP bar or something?
What am I looking at here?
See the cross shoot
What hold on
Okay, but
The reptile house house house house house
The Antsworm is real I swear
Where my where my teammates at?
What's up dude? Oh that's an open gate
Go get him Chris
Don't run bitch.
Teleports behind you.
Haha!
Got a criss.
He's exploiting.
Ah!
aahhh
oh team
nice power neck
i'll take it from here studio
What are you doing?
What's that happening?
Stop!
What did I just eat?
Oh.
Right.
Mmm.
Can't help but notice the Chris is kind of a little coward.
He a little big.
Well played, Cito.
What about me?
I was definitely in Tom PPS that fight.
Yeah, we're fucking owning right now, dude.
Excuse me.
Blah, blah, blah.
Reptile reminder, blah, blah, blah.
Is this it?
Where's the loot?
Perhaps the loot was the friends we made along the way.
Come here.
You're one with the door now.
Ash cheese McGee, thanks for subbing, nice name.
Would you have the human cheese?
Take a bite of it.
It's thick.
It's thick metal thick.
It's a roller coaster, you dope.
Breast milk cheese?
No, no.
I mean, that guy's name was Ash Cheese McGee, so, you know, maybe Ash Cheese.
Um, guys?
First health.
Oh no.
Hahaha.
Breast you bitch!
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Brace you, bitch!
I'll get limping, bro.
Oh
I'm here
You hang out with this guy bro, really?
Kinda cringe.
How come he's just standing there bros?
Chris needs a stimpack.
You think I'm gonna waste a stimpack on that fucking bitch?
There was nothing up here, okay.
You got me.
because Chris Bench is more than new.
We're working on it, dude.
I want to get on the roller coaster.
How do you play this game without locks or gameship?
That's it.
Can you even lift 10 pounds IRL?
How much did your mom weigh?
For reference.
Dr. Mann has teeth.
We open clothing facility.
Dude shut up.
Dude shut up.
Stop acting like you know what's going on, C.T.O.
Nice.
I'm the leader.
A-FAD key.
Okay.
interrogation.
Both of you shut up
Where's their base Dr. Heim we know Brad Burton has you performing cloning experiments on the animals
You locked up in that torture chamber. You call the lab. I
Could assure you we treat all of our specimens, but they are most respect
There's really no reason to keep me here against my will
Oh, that's where you're wrong dr. Heim
We brought you to the angry anaconda construction site for a very specific reason
As a supposed man of science, how could you be so stupid to allow Bradburton to build
this thing so close to where you're keeping the animals?
Do you have any idea the lasting damage it'll do to them?
Well, do you?
Look, why don't you just untie me and then let me head back to the laboratory.
I'll talk to Mr. Bradburton, and I'm sure we can all have this misunderstanding cleared
up in no time.
I am nice try high but you aren't going anywhere hey Mike Ingrid something's
going on outside what is it rabbit I don't know people running around
everywhere maybe looking for us maybe not looks pretty crazy all right rabbit
the new Robin let's walk the perimeter of the place with mouse see what the hell
what's going on dude where's their where's their base
so why was this guy taking damage
oh
There's one of the doors at Lockpicks? Wait, really?
Oh, yeah, that makes sense, actually.
For people who don't have Lockpicks.
Yeah, that makes sense.
I've been here, good bye, yippee!
Cool.
We love hubflower, hubflower equals meth.
I mean PCP.
the
the
the
the
the
studio pay attention
a bitch
I kinda hate Chris man
Has any punch? Oh, no, he helped us fight that one.
Yeah, he's chill. He's chill.
I've been up here. Omega Lord.
Gorilla. Gorilla.
I gotta find the terminal.
Unlock door.
I'm in.
Deactivate the malfunctioning cloning machine.
Alrighty, how they getting out though?
of
you
this person sent now is a he's a good will read you
He's a gorilla.
That became a ghoul.
Hence ghoul-rilla.
Do you get it?
Ojima?
Emote?
Do you get it now?
Like Cito is your companion?
He already is my companion, I hate it.
Mmmm.
Blood.
Brotherhood hates ghouls now.
Yeah we're not actually in the brotherhood, we were just pretending.
We just pretended.
There's a joke.
He's a ghoul.
There is no going back from what I've become.
The radiation from the bombs has taken its toll on my body,
twisting and deforming my physical appearance.
But instead of falling into despair,
I've embraced the change and used it as a basis for my new cloning research.
Perhaps this curse will turn out to be a blessing.
I just wish Dr. Hine was here to guide my hand.
I feel lost without him.
This is Dr. Darren McDermott, last known survivor at the Safari Adventure Replication Facility,
continuing my personal recordings.
I've been continuing to modify the Nuka Gen Replicator to provide a source of food.
It's ironic that the very same device Nuka World was using to create its animal specimens for leisure
has become integral to my survival losing the tissue sample from a cow
I was able to replicate a viable clone, construing as a boss
and used the remaining tissue to create a better-
What?
I think the problem is that you could just replicate it into a function
I'll have a pointless supply of raw materials to grow
I would be proud of my accomplishment
It's sad. It's been so long, I've almost forgotten what it looked like.
No.
My god, it's been decades now. Maybe even a century or more has- has it been so long?
Yikes!
Now.
Teleports?
Manfight!
It's over.
Put the steep buck line right there, by the way, because it's over.
Okay, move. Ah, you're really pissing me off, man.
Now, although that is a cool red computer.
Brown, brown, brown.
What came out of that?
Error?
Brown, brown, brown.
Oh.
Not yet.
Mow, mow, mow.
That's a very poorly hidden thing.
Does this just lead outside?
Erdue? This is the Miyazaki Luffa Red.
Replication Machine Terminal.
I'm going to attempt a slice of you of the more dangerous samples.
Okay, let's fucking go.
Alright, so I related them by chair.
Ooh.
There's a number of cameras that was reflected in vans.
Ah, hell.
See now?
See now?
Or how's that like survive?
So what, the gorilla doesn't bite or what?
I'm starting to get mad.
Arbitristic Resilient?
Give Chris a gun.
Let's see.
I can't talk to him.
I suppose I don't speak Gorilla.
Why?
I mean, I understand why.
Wait, somebody go back in there.
Sit the ones outside first.
What the hell?
of
the
Give Chris a mini-dude.
Chris is worth it.
Look at this guy.
He gave a swim.
He gave a climb.
Suck in the sewer.
Bear down.
Dude, how am I almost to come back? Also, they're not kind of use my companions anymore.
Alright, we're helping the Gator Claw.
I'm getting
Well, not good
Uhh
Little bitch.
Can't really carry anything else.
I'm very slow.
Oh, because I'm encumbered.
Oops, I thought the jet was still working. Whoopsie.
Stop, drop all the Gator hands.
Dude that's good leather, bro.
That's good leather, man.
80 pounds of meat.
Can't believe we've lost Go-E to Expedition 33.
Yeah, it's just not fucking fair, dude.
Raider gang so far in Nuka World. I was actually thinking about that today. Probably the ones who
kill people. I think the operator is a little too edgy. Edgy core for me.
And the other ones are furry, so.
Can you go over the gang lore for me?
Why is so easy?
So like there's like a gang and like they like killing people and they like to drain
to blood from the feeble and then there's the operator group and they got the they
got pompadours and they wear leather jacket and they're smart apparently and
And then you got the pack, and the uh, our furries.
How do I get in there?
I gotta go on the other side, mate, and I don't want to...
...the head for me.
Come on come on in
Rocket jump my right here, maybe that's a job
Move down
Surely there's something cooler in Demaze.
jump. Like this right here.
Wait can I live here?
What's up? Hey.
Huh?
Nuka-Color recording.
Bro, I got so much in my fuckin' miscellaneous tab.
Oh, I'm a cow.
I'm saving Galactix on for last because this one would go like the coolest one.
I was mentally listening to the jingle, dude.
You know what I mean?
Uh, we're gonna go drop shit off real quick.
Shiba-do-wap-a-boo-de-boo-boot-boot-nook-a-cola.
Ah!
I refuse to drop any of this.
Did I miss something there?
Miss, I am under table.
Flashlight?
Alright, I don't understand furries, can you explain them?
Nope.
What are you, what are you, what are you, what are you fucking Google it, bitch?
What are you fucking Google that shit?
What am I, a dictionary?
Nope.
Oh, I got a meat.
It's cooking time.
I love that noise who doesn't dude who doesn't who doesn't like that noise
Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum
anyone who says yes kill them new cacola I wonder if I should be putting this like if
I put this in like a workbench all this shit. Can I access it from any of my crafting stations?
Am I adding an extra step to this?
What's the point of storage in this shit then? I'm gonna keep doing it.
I'm gonna keep doing it dude. Fuck you.
Fuck you
No, no, no, no, no
I feel like I'm forgetting to store something here this shit
The weight was not matching up there we go
Wait, where's CEDO at?
If we're asking equivalent but not materials, mmmm, favorite conspiracy theory?
Uh, Tupac alive.
Yeah.
I already said that he's gonna be in a game, dude.
I can't believe he came back.
Wait.
He's in gay paradise in Cuba.
What?
Where the fuck am I?
Where's the hedge maze?
Mitch McConnell being alive?
Didn't you like give like a statement recently?
Like today or some shit?
Oh, is a clone. Yeah.
Go up the stairs.
How'd you get in here?
I googled furries, I hope I don't see them in real life, not derogatory.
They're all around you, bro.
Fuck, you might be a furry, for all you know.
Actually, I think you are a furry.
Don't you remember saying, what's up moon?
I'm the biggest furry you probably know.
You remember that?
The Nuka-Cola Night and Dark Night, dude.
Anyone in chat afraid of Roller Coaster?
I've seen some fucked up Roller Coaster accidents.
Dude, like, back in the day when I, like, I was a kid,
like, you heard about, like, oh, yeah, you know, on this ride, like, an old lady got, like, her neck
snapped because it turned too fast or something, you know what I mean? But it wasn't like, there weren't,
like, prolific videos of people, like, dying on rollercoasters or, like, getting stuck and, like,
trying to climb off and then falling and shit. It was just like, it was like urban legends, dude.
You almost fell out of one, holy fuck, dude, holy shit.
Oh, I don't need that.
That's a rocket launcher.
I already got the quad launcher.
Traveling carnivals are lawsuit magnets.
You think there's a guy who tries to go to as many carnivals as he can in order to catch
lawsuit or what? What if like he follows them around and like sabotages their
machines a little bit and then rides them?
You're hoping for that big lawsuit? The carnival bandit? Tell me that wouldn't be
a good movie though guys. I might put that on my letterbox list, okay?
This has been the carnival bit.
Elements are really chubby.
Greetings!
You wish to do battle with me, eh? Oh, you're in the restroom.
That is not a place for animals.
I did it.
Deal with Cito and his family.
Why'd they say it like that?
Oh fuck, I got charisma gear. Maybe we can convince him to kill himself.
Nice.
New friend done? No more monsters?
There will always be other monsters, but you've seen the last of the ones that were here.
Sit or not worry
New friend each seat will be strong
Each seat will be brave. How sit or thank new friend
Eat a bullet I have some friends moving in here, but if you play it cool, we can all get along
Can you do that seat or not trust anyone, but new friend seat or not share home?
well sorry Cito I've got other friends moving into the zoo and you'll just get
in the way you betray Cito you enemy now reload we can we can we can do one
What the hell?
Yeah.
What was our charisma we tried that?
Eight.
Wait, what?
Hmm.
New friend done?
No more monsters?
There will always be other monsters.
How, Sito?
I have some friends moving in here, but if you play at pool, we can all get along.
Can you do that?
Sito, trust you.
Sito like more new friends.
Before go, here.
New friend, take.
It better shiny thing Sito say.
Sito want to give.
Thank you, new friend.
Sito always remember you.
Neat.
Spiked Rocket.
What the fuck?
That is not the weapon you were using.
Uh, it does one more damage.
What is the Rocket, dude?
Dude, Sina, relax!
Ow!
Ow! Oh, now you fight!
Oh
This is so
All right, dude.
Wow. Back up, are we?
I'm going to kill your friend.
Rips his meat off.
Goes to another dimension.
Fuck you.
But I'm not gonna destroy it.
Well, this weapon has to have the most pathetic melee sound I've ever heard, dude.
Assign again.
Shoe's ruined at the barnyard and Elpetic Zoo.
It looks-
It looks honestly cool in this one
I gotta get up in my I'm gonna get up in my
Everyone gets
Always find the pack here guys. They're gonna love this place. You got it's it's got animals for them to use
BING!
Baaah!
Baaaah!
Baaah!
Attention! All contestants for the Nuka Cola drinking contest, must present their indemnity waivers before they will be allowed to participate!
WOM! How much should this go up by?
A considerable amount.
I
Prepare to experience light beyond her at a long distance little Joe Jr.
Nature's up exhibit sponsored by a grant from the Voltec corporation
You are stroking your shit right now. What's up stroking my shit guy? Can you elaborate
on what that means? By chance? Why does it say I have a companion? Uh oh.
prepare to experience life beyond Earth at a month of stars
real fuck it's t-tip
But
Hey y'all y'all seen Cito at all
Dude, what the fuck wait
That number is correct
Oops
As our Dan is up
So see tail see to glad see to get to stay home. Yeah anyway keep it stepping
I don't know what that's for, but it's mine now.
Well, to the Wild West Zone!
Conner?
He to his heart.
Okay.
Is developmentally disabled.
I think it's just a normal key.
I didn't think you could do that.
All I did was punch it.
What the fuck?
Well, it's another meat venture, boys.
Sheriff Eagle.
Where it's always high noon, hope y'all are having a good day here at Nuka World.
Ready to saddle up and ride into the old wild west.
I'll play along.
Well, howdy-dar, Sheriff.
Looks like you got some pesky varmints here in the Gulch that need straightening out.
I don't know about varmints.
But we've got us some no good outlaw, hold up in red, mine is mine!
We need good insurance, use the key and...
Why are these attacking me?
Get along, little doggies, and try rock'n'roll.
I
I
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
It's like blowing smoke, if I was to...
Whoa.
Oh, no.
30%... you know, it's 30% damage resistance.
I forget what I... I don't think our other shotgun actually has... a perk.
Howdy
Yes, well howdy there sheriff looks like you got some
pesky varmints here in the Gulch that needs straightening now
He's gonna say it again, dude
Oh good outlaws hold up in bad minds mind. We could sure use a hand around here
That was awesome. What do you say? Want to be my deputy?
Fuck you're not making any sense. What is this?
Processing confused our concerned visitor
No need to worry. I am just a friendly new ca-cola pro-tech truck program 14 part
amusement our friendly cowboy personalities will guide you and your
loved ones through our complete breakfast. Thanks for such an animals west gig activities
I guess I could bring a little law in order to these parts sure if you got yourself a
deputy the door to my Mulligan's mind is locked up I got a spare key in a safe by the theater
But wouldn't you know, I flummed forgot what the combination to the safe was.
You'll need to talk to my free amigos.
Doc, phosphate, one-eyed Ike, and the giddy-up kid, prove to them you're tough enough to
take on the outlaws and they'll give you their part of the combination.
Good luck, little doggie.
And don't forget your complimentary deputy uniform, courtesy of Nuka-tola.
Thank you.
What was the cowboy I looked like?
Pretty swag.
All right, there's my favorite deputy.
What's up?
What's up?
Sorry, I just got naked in front of you.
Eeeh, aww, get along, little doggies, and try not to get hit.
Double doses on Radex.
Wait, storm time, dude.
Minecart coaster.
Um
Oh, yeah
Oh, yeah
and old-fashioned, quick, broad, dual,
and neat rules are simple.
We'll each walk into the street.
I'll count to three, and then I'll say,
draw.
First one to hit, the other wins.
Hold on to your hat, one-eyed Ike,
because I'm about to show you the fastest gun in the west.
Let's see if your shooting is as fast as your mouth, partner.
Hey, now we can have a shootout without you being properly equipped.
Here, take my spare pistol, all right.
Gun slinger.
They gave me a Western revolver.
I wonder if this is any different than the other one we have.
Let's take this out to the street.
Cool.
I count to three, then we draw one, two, three, draw one, two, three, draw one, two, three,
And what some fancy shooting their partner you earn this hope you show those
That getting up dry rock dolls can do and have a few extra rounds for that six shooter I gave you
Thanks, thanks, bro
The sky is my friend.
Oh!
M000! M000! M000!
They do the same thing.
Wow!
It's me.
Um, I don't wanna wear...
Now we're talking, dude.
It's not minus one.
If anything, it's plus one.
For reasons I cannot explain to you.
But one day you will get
Inb4 drinking contest
Uh...
Buh-bye
You look hard there, stranger
You know what? You need a bottle of New Godola while the fruit is ready for that.
The first Chinese guest will ride the ferry to the fair show.
We'll receive a glass of berry to take home.
That's what I want you to handle, tending the barn.
I got three orders of drinks. I need you to deliver. One is just upstairs and the other two are in town. You gain.
The people of dry rock gulls are about to meet the friendliest bartender in town. You have my word.
I appreciate it. I think Steve deserves to be alive.
To prospect your own upstairs and miss Trixie and and the Hank in town.
OK, parents, if you're looking forward, refreshing way to make it through the day,
try a new coca-cola dark, same great coca taste with an alcohol twist.
I'm going to get a blow up.
Daemon Shard, Pit of Pickle, extra 7.
Well, enjoy the leverage, sir.
Um, wait, who are the other fellows?
Attention, we're happy to announce that Mad Bull is mine, Card Wide, as I will reopen
with stronger restraints following last year's tragedy.
up to you. It's over. I'm developing cancer. Teleports? I can't see what's happening.
Oh
Yeah, you're mad you're mad that we got the arm
Serves you and no I'm not talking in the
No, I don't mean the 2000s movie.
Ew.
Where did the movie come out?
It's a movie bed, by the way, so strap in.
Good job, old prospector Owen, give you one of his great tall fails as a reward for his
drink.
What about Mr. Xe?
Shut up.
I gotta put my charisma stuff on.
We're fully out of costume now.
And, and he ain't.
Oh yeah!
Owen, Trixie, and Hank told me all about the California Gold Rush, fun and educational.
Now, that's good to hear.
You did a fine job, partner.
Here's my part of the safe combination.
And, hey, why not take a few more bottles of Nuka Gola while on your way out.
Courtesy of Nuka Kola. Yes. Thank you
Nuka Kola
Oh
Six xp
I feel like there's something I'm forgetting here.
What is this thing?
I'm gonna get him.
Yikes!
Good.
I
Get
Yeah, you can't run now bitch
I had to switch from the armor.
Come here, giddy-up kid.
There were other foes, but they dispersed in a most cowardly fashion.
At the entrance to the stepping carriage, ready to help me around my missing giddy-up
buttercups.
They're getting giddy.
Actually I really don't want to do this.
Can we skip it?
Skip.
Pretty please.
Suppose there ain't no harm in it all right. Here's the third part of the safe combination
Loser, yeah
You sound like goosebumps dude
Goosebumps killed these guys. How come this guy
has like the stump of a head. Weird. Nope, never mind. Just another piece of gore.
I
Wanted me to go find those horses, dude. I don't know
Heck no
Guys they look like Indiana Jones be honest. Yeah, you do also you look cool
Yelp!
Who the fuck are you?
Awww, get along little doggies and dry rock'n'roll. Good luck out there, partner.
Get all, have fun.
Was the first row in it? We spoke to not the sheriff?
How do they have multiple sheriffs?
Boom.
Oh, he's a deputy.
Get the key to Mad Mulligan's mind.
Don't mind if I do, partner.
Okay, there are several insects here, I don't like that.
I'm gonna die.
Perfect.
You got extreme.
Go away.
I'm looting.
I only killed that one.
Oh, they're fighting each other.
That's dead.
Alright, where'd the fucking insects go?
They're the worst ones.
Target spotted.
Oh, yikes!
What are you shooting at?
I'm edging you with these points like rocket launcher breakdads.
Uh, first of all...
No.
Second of all, that's it.
Wait, which one's my Radaway Zero?
No...
It's all fucking bound, mate.
The guy plays the town drunk in some Wild West kitchen.
This ain't Hollywood.
I think...
...the whiskey is totally helping me get into the headspace I needed for this new role.
I'm really starting to embrace it.
And I think...
...I'm seriously nailing it out there...
...on stage.
Just trying to harass me over it, saying it's not right, but screw him.
It's time to take this role to the next level.
Maybe I'll be the one to make sure to assist him.
And then Jesse can play the thunderclap.
We can serve the jealous bastard right.
How come he likes playing the drum so much?
Yes.
It doth not make sense.
Mop.
Really?
Certainly.
Is it not phosphate cellophane?
Fingo.
Mmm.
I've eaten a lot of recipes.
That dollar.
Wild.
It's uprooted.
That's it. Being drunk is fun if you tried it. Yeah, it's not that fun. It's not that
Welcome to Try Rock Coach, where it's always fun.
You know what's fun for me? Like...
three to four beers.
Nuka fancy.
No whiskey. Only in the case of whiskey, probably like three shots of whiskey.
Yep.
Funnest full shots of hard liquor? Dude, there's other part about blacking out, man.
I'm going in. Chopped mad Mulligan's...
Erwin the second
How do I hit this thing?
I figured it out
Obliterated
We're just saying what
Little overdosing, little, little, little overdosing instrumentals.
Door's jammed up on the other end.
Bring it out there, dude.
Dude, I can't wait to collect all me Nuka-Cola and then make some Nuka-Cola mixed drinks.
What's the special ingredient?
Terry Tanaka.
Terry's note.
I'm gonna grab that orange shirt western outfit. I mean it looks cool. So how much space we got?
Okay, we're getting that. Rob's here.
Do you have the perks for Nuka Kola buffs?
The fallout service from Costco are actually pretty good. Wait, they got fallout service at Costco?
Yeah, I might try one dude, I might try one.
Which one they got though?
It's Jones Soda.
Dude, I fall out here and still getting...
The hang of things, electricity slash power, how do the pylon and the conduit connectors
work, driving me nuts trying to power up everything, any advice?
Yeah dude I got you bro. Also thanks for tuning in. Let me show you mine. My spot.
Real quick.
I'm in Nucle world though so we gotta leave. Hold on.
First-time chatter. Welcome.
We love a first-time chatter.
Hmm-hmm. Hmm-hmm.
Alright.
Let's give them the tour, shall we?
This is my population management system.
Can you see the wires?
You hold down V and then look at it and you can hit space to attach a wire.
You know what I mean?
Here is the living core.
As you can see, I've filled every possible inch with beds.
Here's my surgery chair.
No one's working there right now though.
Here's my barber chair.
Here are my turrets.
This is my house, obviously.
I live there.
This is Mama Murphy's uh, well, let's see if she's still in there.
Nope, she disappeared.
I don't know how the fuck she did that.
This is uh, this is Trash Cancala.
I found out reading notes that she was a synth informant, so she had to die, of course.
I'm gonna put the wall back here.
This is where we keep our bodies.
Okay, this is definitely not the right thing.
Mhhh.
Sweet.
Here we got the...
This is where we pump our iron.
Let me call this Iron Pump-Out.
Hehehehe.
This is where we get shredded, dude.
This is where we get yoked.
As you can see, some of us are so powerful we create residual ghost pumps.
Nice.
Here's my prisoner camp.
Here's my prisoner camp.
Right now we got about 12 prisoners.
Here's our guard towers we got people watching over them while we're gone
We got these turrets to keep out invaders disregard the fact that they are pointed in
And then we have our platform the overseer platform
So we're gonna look now remember specifically first time chatter you asked about pylons and how they connect to the power and stuff and my answer to that is I don't know
As you can see I just put a generator down to connect a wire to it
Sorry
Jean mercy for something
Baa, baa, baa, baa, eeeww!
And that's my camp.
Now, let's get back to Mad Marlegan the Bad!
That guy left like instantly, Bob.
I gotta live instantly.
He did not give up, it's fun.
Don't forget to take out a quick spot for the Fistop Mountain Fireworks Spectacular
this evening.
Show starts promptly at 9 p.m.
What you doing down there?
He's collapsing in on himself.
actual chatter with the real course.
You I can't help.
It's not my fucking fault.
I'm an idiot.
He should have known that.
I mean, actually, you couldn't have known better, huh?
We got to go around and buy some revolver ammo so I can use this
new revolver dude. Be swag as hell.
Western revolver.
Yoink.
Mucho missiles dude.
Here's the shitty version. Eww.
Oh, yeah, we gotta read Terry's note. Thank you, chatter.
Got it. Thank you.
Emergency pharmaceutical kit. What are you packing that bitch?
Yeah, jankum. Injected jankum, by the way.
We're not letting the Sam Raiders see over this park, Dry Rock Gulch always has the best
defensive positions, we'll make our stand there.
Yeah.
Terry was a litter, by the way.
These grow random words.
Oh god.
Back demons!
I forgot to put my shit away when I went back to the base.
Is there a fallout sex mod?
By the way, I know some of you guys probably know the answer to that.
Of course.
I'll get you a gun.
That is called pullout.
Hahaha.
Hahaha.
That's a good name.
Pazinga.
I gotta cook this meat.
Oh.
Fuck you.
I dropped his head off.
I think I can animation cancel by jumping.
I got a report back to the sheriff wait, but you guys said he wasn't the sheriff also
So
You said he wasn't the sheriff you say was a tip-to-tee I'm really the bursting out of the cast
Boom, got him.
Dude, we're ammo maxing right now, which means we're simultaneously sword maxing, dude.
Anyone else trying to explode from a corpse?
I'm telling her now hold on just a minute now that is swag as hell dude I don't have
any other... I got these.
Mm-hmm.
And...
It's just Preston's clothes? Yeah, but they look way cooler on us.
Confirm or deny.
Did that one chatter ever say anything, by the way?
They died.
Ooh.
Yikes!
They reported you.
Ooh.
Not based.
Can you get plus movement speed on everything?
Every kind of armor?
Why do these things like blow fat clouds?
I can't believe I haven't found a plus movie screen one yet.
There we go.
Now...
Hey, where was that, uh...
That one knife for sale that did like a fuck ton of damage plus it was gigafast.
There's a legendary? Any members?
Oh yeah, throat slicer.
Oh yeah, oh yeah.
Gonna slice some throat.
Well, time to resort to drugs.
Boom.
Is there anything for almost 10 million years?
Don't care.
Did you know?
And follow out for anniversary edition.
Free war money.
Does not weigh anything.
I knew this without anyone telling me.
And now you know.
You're welcome.
Fuck.
That was 48 revolver rounds BTW for 28.
7,000 caps from the slave girl.
The traitor?
Yeah, I'm finna slice up the rope.
On G.
Bad money, man.
I
Haven't a vaping and bowling well sometimes
times. Hold up. Uh, no, we got our charisma show. We got seven Charisma. Shouldn't we
have more than that oh yeah boom and then and then we doing one of these hold up
didn't get the medallion from it was everything you promised Sheriff more fun
in a baleful hay!
Well, all right. Please put in a good word with Milka Gola.
Corporate, when your survey card arrives in the mail here,
take some souvenir bottle caps courtesy of the Milka Gola.
Generatorial service department.
You and your friends are welcome in Dry Rock Gulch any time.
My question is, did people collect bottle caps before the Apocalypse?
Why would this guy give me 200 bottle caps?
We got a, we got a desunate here.
For fun?
Don't ask for the bottle cap lore.
I'm asking, dude.
What's the lore?
of the
the
the
the
the
the
walk up for currency introduced in the first game that we're back to, uh, by water?
There's a joke that he said it was currency of the janitorial part where he essentially
gave you trash to throw out. Yeah, in my mind, I was like, oh, maybe it was like the janitors,
like, saved these particular items, uh, because they have value. Not because they, they, they,
they picked up the trash and literally the only trash they picked up was the thing that happened
They have value hundreds of years later. You know what I mean?
See, I'm an optimist.
Ain't no I ain't talking prime, dude.
That's Jefferson.
What?
How come these things look like it's six?
How come that robot's an album?
Sweezy kind things for Raiden.
We're gonna go, we're gonna store some stuff.
Hey Moon, just got back to you.
Talk about why, what I messed with that one tenor about you play this game because it's
easy.
That's not what you said.
That's not what you said.
said so now we fucking said oh yeah let's not be a revolt what up
This is a bit of a crystal.
Dude, it looks so swag, man.
Oh, yeah.
the
the swag ball for lower case
is very nonchalant about
,
you up
you up
you up
uhhhh
yup
yup
what's going on?
don't talk to me
Jesus Christ, that scared me
uhhhh we are gonna
uh oh we gotta re-enact it
Oh shit, we had the limba obliteration one.
Uh oh.
30% targets damage and energy resistance.
That has to do more damage though.
It has 30% more damage because everything has armor.
Unless that's not how armor works.
Who the fuck know?
Hey!
Not me.
It's broken and doesn't work.
Dude, shut up.
You don't know that.
Chazzy, right?
Oh, chat. WP's right, LP's wrong, dude.
Not looking good.
Now what exactly is not looking good? Couldn't tell you.
Could not tell you. I read a lot of revolver ammo.
What's like a good way to get to like get ammo?
I mean we got enough actually.
Vendor?
Hey.
Buy it from Diamond City.
understood it's been a long time we haven't been here for many time you know
by that knife now we get overwatch is good now just right after three years
hey man old moon would have said something like that's not possible but
some new moons like hey man I'm glad you're having fun for it. Good for you.
Myrna. Well I suppose we can do business. This lady hates things. I'll take a look.
Sure. My god.
No.
No.
You destroyed the uh, the it's too first. You're still Frankie brows feel free
This is just a stupid freakin wasteliner. Do you know that that should happen just heard a fucking explosion
11k
Lug
What else do we need
I don't think you have to even like buy stuff from vendors in this game, I literally don't
I don't think you have to.
You be I.
The hub of trade from all diamond city right here.
Bro.
The latest hairstyles from the upper stands.
Um.
This, this will do this one.
will do. Why am I so burdened? Sounds different, does it? Oh, he's a way to get gun mods without
perks. Oh yeah, true. Oh, you need a fucking digger to have, mate. Just gotta say, let's
can Sprat. What is burdening us so much? We've got a lot of meat. Oh, I'm gonna get
Carpool Tunnel dude.
You're gonna hear the sound.
Big sentence for seven.
Uhhh...
Still, still, still pretty burden here.
Was it supposed to be int perception?
What drug mirror is that supposed to be?
Is there a drug mirror?
Question mark?
Do not need you.
I'm carrying extra stuff. Oh, yeah, we got that closer
Why you hoarding all day?
Just something to pass down to the next person who plays this fallout for save, you know
I'm gonna put it online. Someone's gonna put this up
They're gonna be like wow four lockers. Whoa wicked legendaries
What the heck?
He's got the space suit costume helmet?
What?
No way.
Yep.
Yes he does.
Psycho Jib.
Psycho Jib.
Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, wah!
Getting the revolver.
I think this revolver actually does twice as much damage almost.
It's not a concentration camp.
That's just a normal prison camp. They give it like a like an ice detainment center, okay?
Both robots good morning, there's a book
I think.
Bro.
Needs a boss.
You good?
Damn, I'm sorry.
To the galactic zone
Misha really only has one rule around here
I've heard you say that one before a million times
Get a new line
That comment on the lady bugs
Dude, what are you fucking morons even talking about now, dude?
Like, holy fuck.
Like, what is that?
It's what Lindsey Graham.
Oh.
Is that the way his Grindr profile name or some shit?
Dude, I don't care.
Do not care.
big time do not care
if Molten's ass they called little ladybugs
dude the elderly make me sick man I don't get in here
I guess he's not elderly though, he's dead now.
Tiana's log.
What's the alphabet?
That is just the most advanced form of elderly.
I'm not sure how I feel about these salvage runs,
and maybe see how much of the old text will work.
So I wish I could stay and study it,
but Dad's crew is just there to rip it apart
and haul it back for scram.
So on my fault, I told them I told them
they were on enough cores left to turn it on.
If you had waited an hour, we could have pulled them
from around the zone, gotten Star Control back up
and running.
I already had people looking, I could have made it work.
We've been picking up Starcors. A lot of them.
In my lot, I've been like 3, but...
Bum-ba-bum-ba-bum-ba-bum-ba-bum-ba-bum-ba-bum-ba-bum!
Yellow Doom? Maybe there's a...
What's this up, buddy?
Okay, I just wanted to tip him over.
I guess I don't know my own strength.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm pretty strong, right, fellas?
It does sound meaty.
Holy.
Scoop 6 for Zillac?
Oh god.
Grawl.
Come on, bugger, shoot him.
Where are you shooting at me?
Uh oh.
Hey, Grawl.
Grawl.
He's shooting nuca colas?
This guy's an idiot, those are drinks.
Not missiles.
Nuca Tron Torsi.
Ah man.
Wait, is this the restaurant that was on the enhancement?
Target spotted.
Nailed him.
Got him.
Tonight showing at the Starlight Interstellar Theater will be the night of the Fishman's
I wonder what it would feel like to get shot by a laser.
Actually, just getting shot in general.
I don't want it to happen, obviously, but like...
The chest.
The chest said....really good.
You would just tank that chest.
W!
D-d-d-d-d....WW!
Stop or Tanuka.
I'm assuming that's what she was trying to get running.
It is the coolest looking thing here.
What the fuck are you...
Hey.
What'd you mess with two of those?
What's the hilly you? His name was Red.
Nice try, cool.
Nice fucking try, dude. Nice fucking try.
Holds your hand. It's gonna be okay.
There's a wait for the waiting to get approached by an NPC who's like, hey, it's me, Nuka Tom.
And you gotta do a charisma check, otherwise this interaction is gonna be completely different.
That's why I got me charisma done, still.
Little bitch.
Bro.
I got baited.
Anyway, fuck you.
Didn't that one try?
No!
Oh, buddy!
Didn't that one try?
No!
Aw, buddy!
Come on, big dog.
It's alright.
Dies.
Nice.
No.
Surely we can turn the main power back on.
I'm just going to try to get the power back on.
I'm just going to try to get the power back on.
Attention please, the 1pm and 3pm performances for Oswald the Outrageous are sold out.
Why am I always bad at lockpicking?
What?
I'm alright.
I'm chill.
What are you shooting at?
What are you shooting?
There it is.
Is that an asset?
He is for a asset!
Ow.
to make the leaf
hold up
oh yeah I'm bad at lock picking huh
One deez it? Yeah, you're mad.
Mad as fuck.
I don't know why I'm in combat still. I mean, I suppose we'll find out eventually, but...
I gotta go down.
of
the system looks like it should be trapped
There ain't no way I do not already have an extra course.
Evaded pursuit, law enforcement authorities now have right-married responsibility for apprehension.
What the fuck?!
What the?!
Oh!
Surely there's just a ton of them in this part, right?
False alarm, standing down.
It's been three weeks since Ingrid and I activated star control in the new robots in the galactic
zone.
Earlier today, I was working on a nuke-tron with these damn kids came at us with their
thirst sappers.
Of course they got so to all over the exposed hardware that they got lurched and planted
its nozzle right in one of the boys.
I thought for sure he triggered the military protocol and we were all dead.
Turns out Star Control sensed the glitch so we never had to find out.
It shut down the Nucatron itself.
God, I was so relieved.
I still think having armed robots in the park is insane.
As far as I'm concerned, this star controls the real deal.
Systemized elementary for automated robot control.
StarCorp so assert control over link robotic systems.
Provide limited functionality.
30 to within range.
Okay, yeah, they are all in this area, that's good.
Because the alternative was they were all over the entire park and I somehow missed
Which is not good
No
Yippee!
Yippee!
Dead person.
Why stop using our valuable revolver ammo?
Said decapitate people, huh?
actual one dig by the way.
Got it.
Nice.
Increase the speech challenge to set the success chance.
Not bad.
Where'd the star core add though?
Yeah, that was awesome.
You know what would be interesting?
You guys are going to do the emoji word.
Yeah that one.
Yellow face with fingers in here.
Imagine you could just spectate people playing single-player games.
How would they do it?
What sort of decisions would they make?
That's called Twitch.
Oh, shit, you're right.
I just thought, like, in the sense of, like, um, you couldn't talk to them, right?
And they couldn't talk to you.
just like imagine like someone like wordlessly watching what someone's doing
like follow up for whatever
do not attempt to please justice
or I gotta put my fucking armor on dude I'm getting three shots
mambrain, burpain, burp-burp, burp-burp
will be administered swiftly
could you just make twitch without the chance?
and, fairly
now you guys are missing the point
Holy fuck.
He is shooting Nuka-Kola-Kwanda.
I wonder if I can grab him out of the air and then drink it.
dude wasn't there a service with that as a feature can't remember the name of it
oh no just like I want to watch some gameplay
but I don't want to hear some stupid piece of shit
You have games.com, bro, the one-stop shop for games, T.M.
Yeah, you get fucked up.
Just go up to a guy's window and look in. Yeah, that would be like the equivalent.
game.org? Oh shit dude. See what the person doing the game in has to be anonymous. You
I had no idea.
It's going.
I'm sorry, guys.
I'm sorry.
I'm so fucking sorry.
My turn.
Weeeeee.
Weeeeee.
Weeeeee.
Weee
Jump at the apex. There's like a roof
Moon do you like the song that says right here right now? Yeah, dude. That's not fucking awesome
Here we go!
Alright.
I thought I was gonna launch me!
Have I gotten into Pokemon card vendor content?
What the fuck is that?
Like, it's the guy who owns the shop selling the Pokemon cards?
I've seen clips of like, like, Joe Schmoe at the, the local card convention he's like
trying to rip off like a nine year old son of a shiny blastoise or some shit, you know
what I mean?
Or, I swear, maybe I've even seen like, um, the videos were like, I have a $1 card and
I'm gonna trade up until I get... they never do, by the way, but I don't know man, I think uh...
Oh, trying not hard, trying hard not to be mean mentally right now, but I don't
think I can. Dude, one time I went to go to one of those Pokemon card dispensing machines
to get some cards for my kid, who is like...
nice.
young.
And like, Pokemon is like a...
It's like the coolest shit to him, you know what I mean?
Guess what?
That shit was empty, bro!
Ow!
Oh, man.
Oh, how?
Because there are fucking...
Dude.
It's not even like the Nintendo...
Uh, fans.
You know like the greasy like Smash Bros players or whatever dude. It's like I've seen the meth heads who try to clean these machines out dude
And it's the most cringe shit
ever
ever
At least have some dignity and
Go play the fucking lottery or something. You know what I mean like leave
I might kick it like a poke a cool Pokemon card, bro, how tight would that be?
I'll play a lot of your dude, do some scratch-offs.
I don't know.
But I understand the allure of collecting cards, because I felt it once.
I had a very small Yu-Gi-Oh! card collection when I was like 12 or 11.
I thought that show was cool as hell, but guess what? Didn't know how to play Yu-Gi-Oh!
Bro, didn't know how. And I think what actually I had was an addiction to asking my dad for money for cards.
Noob down.
Tell you who won the cards.
Oh my bad.
There are no other rules in Yu-Gi-Oh!
You just gotta read the cards you have in your...
I had a decent deck and the Brazilian moms went on a rampage
and started burning Yu-Gi-Oh! cards
because pastors were saying they were demonic and true.
I mean, it was kind of similar in America, except it wasn't necessarily, I mean, maybe
that did happen in like, particularly inbred parts of America or whatever, but for the
most part. It was uh, schools. Really hated. Dude, honestly, God shut the fuck up! Shut
up! Jesus! Let me get this thought out, dude. Okay. My third grade teacher taking my Pokemon
cards away from me for bringing them to school to show my friends my Montezuma's
curse is that bitch 20 years later having to deal with kids with smartphones
dude fuck you bitch fuck you fuck you dude give me my card back
And I've identified yourself long-awaiting citizens who will not...
She did not... she did not know what evil she unleashed.
And forty-three minutes...
What card was it?
I don't remember, dude.
It's just funny me to imagine, like...
The whole show was just a play-like.
I'm talking to you, dude.
A bunch of 50 year old features in like a PTA meeting on their line.
Dude, isn't it an FPS thing?
Is that why they're talking so god damn much?
Just imagine them in a PTA meeting and you're like, these Pokey Man cars, they gotta go!
Yes.
The launch bay is just up ahead. Get to your ship.
I'm on the right of my jeep.
Sir, sir, take your...
Sir, sir, sir, stop.
Don't touch me.
I'm in.
I'm in.
I'm in.
I'm in.
I'm in.
I'm in.
I'm in.
Call.
Fuck.
Get over here.
Call for lunch.
We need to concentrate.
Oh no, he's British.
Oh no, he's British!
Dude, it has to be so annoying.
Dealing with kids in school who have like a smart phone, dude.
Which is all of it by the way.
Holy fuck.
Smartphones are removed during before class.
Really?
It's that easy that it's like, hey, you better put them phones.
What do you think about 30 year olds who buy and sell Pokemon cards?
Dude, like, for the amount of effort you have to do and the amount of gas you have to spend
driving around all these different places to, like, get there before other people, and
you have to- you have to- these motherfuckers wait hours in line!
Like, surely there's a better way to make money, right?
Oh, man.
The big dolly is written in such that's it.
They hacked the machine.
Wait what?
Wait are there some leak hackers like attaching hacking devices to these machines to spit
out their Pokemon card pack?
There's one guy who would travel between Japan and U.S. anime cons and rake and six figures
from trading rare Japanese cards.
I mean, at least that guy got to travel, you know what I mean?
At least he wasn't sweet.
Taking cards from my, my local machine.
What about people who buy packs actually collect?
I mean, obviously there's nothing wrong with that!
I don't care if you're 50 years old and play Pokemon cards, do you?
Me no care.
Pokemon's only a problem with me if my kid asks me to play it.
And I don't want to do that, so.
No thanks.
he doesn't play the cool ones you know it's like it's like the new jedi ones
what a cool guy I'm not saying that I'm not I'm not saying Pokemon are in cool
okay there is just not for me bro like if I were ever to do like Pokemon shit
It would literally be like, they got those like, those Nuzlocke challenges and shit, you know, shit like that dude.
That is at least somewhat interesting to me.
God.
Oh fuck.
What game do you pick?
Um...
I don't know, whatever is like the most popular one I guess, they're the best one.
Like I played Gen 1, and then I played Pokemon Yellow, I had Pokemon Yellow, and then I played
Silver, and then Colosseum and Pokemon Snap, like that was it dude, for me, it was a glowing
key.
Ride controls.
Let me shut them up.
Let me shut it up.
Activate a ray.
Activate.
Activate.
Ride.
Lighting.
Lighting.
Oh my god.
Miss a nuke of coal on top of the machine.
Bro, if it's a regular ass-to-be, I'm about to get mad.
Mere, mere, mere, mere, mere, mere.
Behind you on red terminal.
What?
the key oh I thought that guy was talking about the new Coca-Cola
you guys have do not and by the way if there's a Pokemon card scalper and
chat dude like. Um, no hard feelings. My middle age, my wife works at a car shop and deals
with middle-aged men bitching about Pokemon on a daily basis. Some of her
her stories actually pissed me off so bad.
It seems we have a common enemy.
It seems we have a common enemy.
There was that Korgler last month he was a 30-year-old dude buy out the entire
machine in front of a kid who was behind him in line for it. Like stories like that just don't
sound real to me bro, I'm being honest.
Like there's no way. And you know what?
What?
The Shedder said what?
Your dad do stand there and watch?
Dude, I like...
Sorry, I'm calling the authenticity of your story and your dad's story into question here,
okay?
Surely he did not stand there and watch the entire thing happen, right?
Surely not.
It would have taken a while.
But he just stood there for like 15 minutes and watched this guy buy a bunch of Pokemon
card.
Oh, he was the scalper.
Oh, I see.
The planning coordinator will direct you to your new team.
We're going to grocery store with Buggle on the Machine.
These stories are tame compared to what I've seen.
I'm getting distracted speaking.
It is impacting my ability to search.
I've just gone on a circle like four times I'm sure.
Let's go on the ride.
You said that should happen in real life with the gaslight yourself and the thinking it didn't happen because it plays all like a cartoon.
Heh heh.
Heh heh heh.
Oh fuck.
This thing is so fucking loud!
It's medics time.
New down.
This ideal was real late in the past, man.
Last guy's beneath me.
Hello?
Surely there's something about it here, right?
Is the KDC to the DLC worth it?
Oh, he did not poke and play it, mate!
You're asking the wrong bloke, mate!
Oh!
Where's the final guy?
He's even further below me.
I've been in combat for 10 years.
Further escape attempt
Cripples view oh
My god
of
the
death of
the death of
the death of
Violet is nearly dead.
Violet is nearly dead.
What the fuck is that noise?
What is that melody?
Steve having me like skip the phoenix episode is a little bit body's halfway in the ground.
Get out of there!
of
the
of
We've broken a 200-year stalemate, dude.
How come I can't pick up the Blast, though?
I want to blast it.
Surely.
What the fuck?
He's pointing.
I found some stairs.
I'm rich.
some minigun, casual minigun.
What are you doing explain?
Where about the cap quest?
No, I remember.
Is he pointing at one?
the ride, genius? Yeah, but what if it's a secret though? I have the glass on right now.
Oh, so that chatter called me a genius. Thank you.
You thank you. Thank you, bro.
There ain't shit up here.
Why yes.
I am a genius.
Look at them totally real legs moving.
Don't throw a smirk when I say I'm a genius.
You know, I think I would have her guessed and say I have an above average IQ!
Hmm, yes.
Rocket of Hell.
I kind of want to stay on this because it feels like I can get back up if I drop.
But mayhaps.
Also I have not found another starboard yet.
Bro hell no man.
There's one.
Five, five, six ramps, space entry legs.
I don't remember killing this thing.
Maybe I did.
Alzheimer's maybe?
No, because I've gone in a circle.
Sito killed everything.
That guy has fucking monkeys right now, dude.
of
at least I don't have to find 35 of those things thank god
um honestly I bet they're like really easy to find but like I'm like over searching so
I'm like, not finding as many as fast, right?
Do you think Pokemon are some other long-lived franchise or bad some other chatter thinks so?
I think Pokemon is too big to be a fad, unfortunately.
I don't want to like learn new Pokemon names bro like I'm so over it bro.
Holy fuck.
Oh.
My kid, my kid be telling me about like his like, like Buglethorn or some shit you know
me in like sure that sounds cool what is it oh it's like a it's this and it's
just like a picture of a just a fucking like be like the horn and it's got like
thorns on it dude like nice is this shit hard
No, I don't think so, no, I don't think so, no, I don't think so, Mr. Platties are double.
What about the new Pokemon trainers?
What do you mean?
There's a button here, guys.
That was an impressive jump to make though, let's just be honest.
Well we have gone in a circle, and I believe I have explored the entirety of this ride.
Maybe.
Throw that ass in the circle.
Steve's got a...
Steve's got a...
What is this outfit?
ability to breathe underwater
now we're talking do the shirts like so tiny on him
oh yeah
whoa mama
Wow, why would we wow?
Go ride the ride?
You fucking can't!
Maybe again.
I don't think so.
Can you?
No, dude.
Dude, it ain't even on the tracks you dope
Already did this now functions detected you baited me bro repride yourself
now we look kind of cool though don't we?
You entered the boarding area.
He's going...
How did I miss two in this bitch?
Fellows, what's that noise mean? Doesn't that mean I'm near a star core?
Hmm...
It means you're bald.
That can't be your comeback for everything, bro.
I can't push this really.
You put a giant ball on an incline, either. I don't want me to push that.
Push that.
I know the game has fizzlers, I know they're all very good.
Have some fucking respect, dude.
Oh my god, no!
I guess it's telling me if I missed any star or coal, right?
No.
Wait, someone said yes.
This place is enormous.
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
I think they can do a good job on the gun sounds in this game.
Even like the way the guns look.
I don't like the pipe guns though.
Those things are ugly as fuck.
And I get it.
They're supposed to be ugly.
They're made of pipes.
But they're like brown.
PS3 brown.
Boop around.
Your three-side mob's are just not very hard, pep-w.
You wish the hunting rifle wasn't fucked up by having the bolt on the wrong side.
Dude shut up, Gweeb.
Cares.
This is clearly just a future where most people were left handed, dude.
Or a different alternate universe.
You ever consider that big dog?
Hm?
Fuck.
Got it.
Clips are what civvies put in their hair.
Yep, yep, civvies man, get a load of that, get a load of that sieve over there man.
get it
it's so fucking dark
god damn it
Robbed that shit. Meow.
Merwini360 craved a guy in Apex. Yep.
Yep. I'm in the...
I'm in the...
...nanda.
Same fucking control terminal.
Wasn't the real 360 although the flick shot was nice. I will admit
Jesus
I friggin miss.
We almost have that airwave, boys.
We found the Giga shit.
Oh hell.
recommend emerald nuzlocke yeah that was just hypothetically yeah no i think
that's the one that i've seen
people doing
i don't know man i just like
pokemon used to be so fucking cool with me dude and then just like
stop being cool bro you know what i mean you know what i mean bro
bros
Do you know what i mean bro you're 50 shut up
I did not lose my whimsy dude i've i've so much fucking whimsy dude i got more whimsy than you
Gary and fucking team. I'm dead. Uh-oh. Check this out.
How come I can turn it off?
What's more whimsical than floating?
Think about that.
Baby dinner tray.
I'm not good, dude.
What am I doing?
You can make it if you lock the fuck in.
I made that jump.
Excuse me.
Yeah.
I'm locked in.
Let's get the fuck out of here, man.
I killed all these poor robots and for what?
If I get off originally, then I don't want to know what he thinks about that ship.
It's gonna be some unbelievable rage way like it always is.
I'm checking.
What'd you take on Freerun?
I like Freerun a lot, actually.
I think, uh, I'm sorry, I'm trying to remember, like, I have a complaint about it.
I think that that show could have been, like, fault episodes, you know what I mean?
Like, I get it, bro.
I'm, like, mostly interested in, like, where you're in.
You know what I mean?
Like, tell her story.
I don't know, fuck about random Joe Schmoes that they're, like, meeting and then, like,
they do like a thing for.
Although that's cool in its own right, but...
That's all premise.
Yeah, but the most interesting theme to me is freedom story.
Nuka Galaxy, we just keep...
It's called slice of life dumbass.
No, no, no. Scythe of Life is when the main character's 13 or whatever.
No, no, no.
When they go into middle school, literally middle school.
She's 13 lps. Actually, she's like several hundred years old.
She's a very powerful Giga wizard.
Today, try a Nuka Cola Dark.
Same great cola tape, with an alcohol twist.
What was this guy doing?
The fucking battle zone!
get a little bit closer
Oh, I'm body laser.
Reveal that self demon.
This guy's carry a lot of 5-5-6s in a moment.
Why?
Well, I dare say you're getting psychosetted, son.
Yep.
You're gonna blow up.
What's happening?
Oh, there it is!
Oh, there it is.
Plus 200 million rads.
If your bar fills up all the way with the rads, you'd die.
I've never been quite so careless.
Smurfs.
Whoa, what the fuck is this?
It's just one?
You're refreshing you've a great new coat orange or a new material now available at any one of our market
Am I supposed to think this looks cool or strong
Hmm
We can go in the back door
I'm still in combat with something.
But let's go to Yield Battlezone.
That's cool.
I've never seen this.
You just got the Beckham ad on your stream of the AI David Beckham ad.
We're like the dude that shit pisses me off so fucking much.
Welcome to the Ronco battle zone.
Please find a seat.
Our next stop begins in just five minutes.
Didn't ask.
Incruder.
Identify yourself.
No, no, I piss you off.
It pisses me off.
because they they are paying money to David Beckham for his likeness
presumably surely a Home Depot would not make it an advertisement with a famous
person without paying that person right now however every other human in the ad
presumably is not human so they're willing to pay David Beckham millions
dollars but they can't pay Susan Smith a thousand bucks to show up in a fucking
Home Depot. That's why business.
There's not the reason I thought you were business.
Why is Torsche doing so much more games?
of
those of the least for
Now kids get destructive in the forward.
I'm talking about...
When I say destructive, it sounds like a really strong word, but they're still like
really annoying shit where they're just like...
They shouldn't be doing it.
Wait, I have enough.
Sweet.
Let's go back.
I'm in the nether with my kid alright we're playing normal
survival as one does and some of you may recall that he was deathly afraid of
entering the nether right wait how many going in wait this isn't
Hold on.
Star core 10.
I need five more. I can just unlock a different protocol.
We go like, like 1,300 blocks out and we find a...
What's like the name of the structure in the nether, where you find like the blazes and
shit, like the first one that they ever made.
Bash.
How do you...
Alright man, you're gonna have to fuck off.
Jesus.
I give you the strength, I'm so sorry.
My kid really wants to get like netherite shit, you know what I mean?
I benevolently gave him...
Then I break it up.
Splendid.
Bro.
I'm dying.
Holy.
Um...
So that's the passion or whatever we come we're coming back
He's doing really good. He's owning noobs in the nether. I
Decide I did some I did some googling. I was like, you know, where's the best?
What's the best elevation of mine?
The nether either or the ancient debris, right?
I make a little tunnel
We're digging and
he is
You know of course I hooked him up with a ballerast diamond pickaxe dude, so it's like it's efficiency for
Unbreaking three any fortune three, dude. You know what I mean like his diamond pickaxe is actually better than mine
It's only a fortune two on mine
And he's following behind me as I'm making this it's a very lazy tunnel
Okay, so it's like two blocks high one block wide
So I'm just trying to go in the direction of our original nether portal
Well, simultaneously looking for an easy to breathe, and he's following behind me.
Okay.
He's got his pickaxe out.
And first I have to tell him, like, he keeps walking in front of me to block me from mining.
He's doing it on purpose, also, because he knows that that happens.
Like, I can't mine through him, right?
So I have to be like, all right, stop that.
And then he was following like five or six blocks behind me.
And he was just swinging his pickaxe or actually mining the netherrack at the speed of light,
dude.
Finding nothing.
Just obliterating it.
Potentially dumping lava on us, right?
Is this BattleBots reference, guys?
Yeah.
I'm not a robot there.
Robco the latron cutting-edge laser technology
Watch as the electrons
Obviously, he's getting like four following me
They're getting in the tunnel right, I just can't do anything, but he also doesn't want to damage his shield, so he's not wandering off.
I'm like, you know what?
What are you gonna do?
If there's lava directly above you when you're swinging your pickaxe around like this and
you just like set yourself up by our lava and he looked at me and he said I'm gonna
Defeat the lock
Sure
So he's gonna beat the lava
Robot fight
We plucked them up
He mugged their ass. No he didn't. Because I said you know what? Why don't you dig the
tunnel and then I made my killer about x-wisey coordinates.
Ain't no amog- Ain't no amog in here.
What's happening? Why did my HP go away?
and he learned he was really good actually navigating you got us back
for a book with minimal anyway that's sorry so I'm fighting for my
Oh, he blowed. Oh, he blowed.
You're welcome.
Give me that.
Oh, there's two of them.
Swag?
Skipping legendary loot?
Where?
Up your butt, nice dude.
check your butt nice okay big dog okay he's doing that's like please I'm
I'm letting you know right now, friend. It's not gonna happen. Probably. Like, 95% sure.
Loot.
Do ketamine? More likely to do ketamine.
Can I enter the cave hole?
How many more do I need? Two or three?
Then miss the bottlehead. Dude, don't fucking say that.
Guys, you tell me if there's a bobblehead, right?
I don't see one.
That chatter's a liar.
You're a filthy fucking liar.
I've gotten so much 556 ammo from these guys.
There's the music modded now.
Dad doing what he love, watching the battle zone.
Remember that nuke cap thing pointing?
Nice try chatter.
I won't be baited, you've added too many details to your fib.
Oh, we also got a... nice.
In our little Minecraft adventure, we got some happy gas, dude.
Those things are baller.
Baller is fuck, dude.
I kind of wish they moved faster, though.
But they're still cool.
You guys know what a happy gas is?
Yeah?
Oh, okay.
And where's the Starcorp?
The best Jankum spot in Fallout 4?
Probably this one right here, boy.
You see the sit feature that took them years to add?
No.
Oh.
Oh.
You can sit in chairs?
Yes.
I know that the console version of Minecraft they have like emotes and shit, there's gotta be like a city, you know.
Employees only.
What's up, guys? I work here.
Yeah, Cush is letting you sit anywhere, dude.
Now you can put them on like the smoke spot.
I play on hardcore, I don't know what kind of soft.
Don't call my kids soft!
Goin'
There's only one more here.
Number FTL.
I was saying my FTL the other day, that game was tight.
But I played again they got the time pretty sweet
I got that one mod everyone mentions when I bring up FTL the giga space mod or whatever
There's even bear
Dude, is that not a starboard?
Star core?
Oh, we got it.
We got enough?
The Easter egg hunt is over, dude.
I didn't like that.
That's okay.
Who's the back door?
Lastic, did you do it?
Who did that?
Hey!
To star control!
You're playing the Hexner Heritage Remastered.
Yeah, I played the OGs.
Um, I've not played the remaster.
I know that they added, uh, like new levels or some shit.
I can't remember if it was.
Hexen or not.
Um.
Hold on.
He's gonna give me.
Oh.
So, shoot at me.
X-in remake was gigabanger? Why, though?
Important, clutched on.
What did they change?
I'm dying.
Shut up.
I don't think I've ever seen a gun like this before.
I don't think I've ever I played accent on shrink or boomer week years ago
Couldn't beat it. I've never actually beaten accent. I got kind of far
I think I remember getting to like
There's only like two people J. Don't talk about
Sweet. Hexen was harder because they, uh, they made, they did, they did some cringe variations of like switch hunting. You know how I'm like in Doom you'd run around and you'd click and, like, oh I need the red key to go here.
here you'll get an accent you would go back and forth between levels and on
certain levels you had to hit certain switches and it's not like that they
hid the switches too so it's just fucking annoying stupid dumbass ten-year-old
me bro like that concept is just for it where's the fucking interest of the
bitch down
It's time to put them in.
Repair the mainframe.
Pull the lever.
Now.
Completing boot sequence.
Disable this protocol and contact Robco, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Deactivate.
Assign a game.
Optional clear the collect exode.
Display case and access.
Insufficient course for software bypass.
Okay, what's what's in that motherfucking display case though?
Oh, right there.
The power armor?
Ah, yes.
Well, I don't give a fuck about that, sir.
Steve doesn't wear a power armor because he's a real man.
What?
What?
What?
When did I get this key?
The break room?
Have a nuke! Alright, what's the fast way up this, bitch?
Oh. Yeah, I'm a flugger moron, dude. Boom. Speak to Gage. There it is. Only the
furry's got screwed. Everyone else has two territories, dude. You think they're
gonna be mad. Glacistic things for seven and Herbberry things for seven.
Well, we will beat this shit tomorrow good-ass stream. I gotta go take a piss.