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The food boy.
Rented short plastics for seven.
Adjusted follow-ups for seven.
That's not France losing to Spain.
I don't think about that.
I don't think about that.
I don't think about that.
I don't fucking think about that.
I don't fucking think about that.
Well, that's Zeratine, rented short bus, Jonathan, thanks for seven.
Bobo, sad, sad French boss.
Yeah.
yeah yeah I can't believe we're here at my favorite theme park when I was a kid
200 million years ago
1,000 million years ago.
Wahoo!
Ghost Montoya and Hava and Diogenes and Master Hero Soccer are on a date first.
Get the knife.
Nah, I was thinking about getting the power fist.
Let me do that right now.
Before I forgoar.
Mm-mm-mm.
He fucking forgoar, didn't he?
I'm pretty sure I have a unique punch item, power fist, whatever the bug it's called.
I'm on iron is
Yup, yup
Where's the sword?
and then I got the nuke a girl rocket suit dude oh yeah
Please rename the fist to the Gaper.
Okay.
Yo, Gaper Reno, eh?
Hello, Wicked Artiste, Juicy Salty and Crazy Old Thanks for some.
Yeah, I'm thinking it's going to be called the Gapr.
Have we ran this one yet?
Nope.
Weird.
Equip.
The Gapr.
if
I
I'm shooting man.
I'm innocent.
Where's the dirty animation, I hate.
I
Reloading
Uh, we'll, we'll peep it out.
It's definitely weaker than our Swarm, maybe.
Well, back to Nuka World.
Drippin' neon lights for 7, Ika Randy for 7.
Oh!
Primer, lights for 7.
The fist needs more head-exploder and contact.
Contact?
I mean, I don't know if I can.
And it.
Any power fisters in chat?
Familiar.
The sword did decapitate.
Can you modify it?
Yeah, but it has, uh, only like two upgrades, and this is one of them.
You won 40k points.
You're welcome.
Where is this piece of shit?
Is he sleeping?
On the job?
And today's result is fisting is 300 bucks.
That's not bad.
Kind of cheap.
Actually for the time it would have been expensive, huh?
Teleports.
Teleports?
Yeah, we also have a super sledge.
Well, I'll be damned, you actually did it.
Nuka World is ours. All of it.
You still got Grognax axed?
Oh, we totally do.
Show respect.
I was just doing what I do best.
Hey, if I didn't think you had it in you,
I wouldn't have put my neck on the line.
But still, you've just got to understand,
we ain't ever been on ground this solid before.
Now that we're here, let's keep this party going.
I'm thinking it's time we set our sights on the commonwealth.
Quippo.
Aiming pretty high, aren't you, Gage? Why stop there?
Why not take over the moon while we're at it?
Nah, the little green men can keep that one.
Take him back Nuca World of the big friggin' deal, no question.
But it can't be the end of things.
Needs to be a beginning.
These bunch of savages need a goal. Some of them to focus on.
If they ain't got it they'll wind up turning on each other and in operation this big we're gonna need more of
Well
Everything nobody's gonna hand it to us. We need to take it
Commonwealth has a ton of shitty little settlements that could be put to better use don't you think?
Whippin nuts. I was just starting to get cozy in my little castle
Now you're starting to sound like Coulter you remember the idiot whose body we recently dumped into the river
river. He was always content to just barely scrape by. Look where that got him.
We don't gotta rush into this headlong. We take it slow. Be smart about it.
If we're aiming to grab a piece of the Commonwealth, it's going to take the right
contacts and a lot of muscle, right? I say we go have ourselves a chat with Shank.
He's a point man for everything entering and leaving Nuka World. He floated this idea before.
Been itching to talk to you ever since you took over so I bet he's got a good idea of where to start
He's in charge of the caravan so odds are you can find him somewhere near the marketplace
Whip him again three triple quip. What's he gonna do show me how to milk a brahman
Maybe if you ask him nicely just head over and talk to the guy
He'll back up what I'm saying about the Commonwealth and while you're doing that
I've already got the gangs working on getting Nuka world's power plant up and running. It's about time
We shed some real light around here and let people know we mean serious business
Oh, and if you want my advice or you want me to tag along
You got it
Oh
Jackie and Berger and I watched lyric things for subbing Yankee with no brim links for subbing Wolf and Bolton spiking
Dr. Frickin their tears it's first of a short beat spending your whole life growing shitty crop dude my dog's watching stop
Fuck your dog
Fuck your beard dog
I don't give a... I don't give a FLIP.
Oh, just...
So...
Look who it is liking what you've done with the place boss gang certainly seem pleased with their new little kingdoms
Haven't seen people
Almost forgot almost forgot
This please since last time someone spiked the water fountain
Continue never formally introduced myself
Name's shank and if you're standing here
Well, I suppose gauge figured you might be the one to finally get things back on track
How long you taking to convince you it was time to move on the Commonwealth?
Well there I haven't decided yet. Well, then let me help you make up your mind
Because it's a damn good idea
Rick it's like percent spots to call their owner on the park
It bought you some good will but providing them with their own domains
Carved from the settlements of the Commonwealth
Well, I can't think of a better way to solidify your place around here.
Plus, make us all a pretty penny along the way.
If that interests you, well, all you've got to do is say the word, and we can let the fun begin.
I wanted to ask about your role in this.
I'm listening.
What is it that you get out of helping me do this?
do this I've been well taken care of up to this point I ain't greedy but people
with my kind of talents are common all I'm looking for a continuation of the
lifestyle I've become accustomed to and the same piece of the Commonwealth pie
everyone else around here has been itching to take a bite of these shanks
oh so what exactly is it you do I'll walk you through all the ins and outs of
getting us established on the other side of those mountains. Claiming territory, running
jobs, keeping folks loyal. Gage and Coulter also tasked me with keeping on top of the
goings on back there, so I'll provide you with guidance on the places we can hit, and
the places we can't. Kind of makes me your one stop shop for causing havoc in the Commonwealth.
So, that was all I had.
So, does that mean you're ready to begin?
Yeah.
Okay, let's get started.
Music to my ears.
So getting us set up in the Commonwealth
is gonna require three things.
Territory for 99% of us.
And loyalty.
First things first, territory.
We're gonna need to claim a settlement
for our gang to work from and outpost.
And there are two ways to claim new territory.
You can head in yourself and convince the locals to leave.
Or I can get a crew together and you all can put them in the dirt.
How you do it is up to you.
So first big decision.
You want to talk them off their land or you want to wipe them out?
I'm gonna, I'll talk them out.
Let me talk to them.
I'll convince them to leave.
Works for me.
Once you've planted your flag in the place, I'll send a crew wing to set up shop.
Now, next up, you'll have to pick who you want to hold your outpost once it's established.
Of course, every outpost you claim for a gang is going to be something the other gangs don't
have.
And none of them like the thought of their rivals getting a leg up on them.
Worth thinking over as you dole out more territory.
Jake Hashwank is still- So, which gang should I have join you once
you've staked your claim. The pack. Sure. Sure. I'll get a stake on a string or something.
That just leaves the target. Now for a new outpost, you'll usually want to target a
spot with plenty of populated settlements nearby that might be able to feed our people
later on. Taffington Boat House, Croop Manor, Green Top Nursery, the Slog all had a good
number of farms within striking distance last I checked. Though I'll need to go through
my notes again. Make sure they're all still good to target. We're not always going to
be able to run every job against every settlement. So, you ready to pick the spot for Nuka World's
first new homestead?
Yes, I'm ready.
Good. So, where you want to do this?
I don't know where the slog is, but that seems appropriate.
Hmm.
Wait.
They're ghouls? Oh nice.
Toys that'll make running them off easier and it's worth keeping in mind the more populated or fortified
Places the more prep you're gonna want it. Uh-huh ultimately
Just mirrors I gotta talk fucking slow. Oh slow guy
Dude
Which one was the disciple?
Is it this one?
Or operators?
This is the end of the gala.
Any prayers for Ingerland tomorrow?
May your meat toy be floppy?
May your green beans be soft?
May your stout be bitter?
And David Beckham ain't no quitter lads!
You got some kind of death wish?
How's that?
I saw another FIFA commercial on Twitch that looks AI.
It's like it's got some old soccer player with like a kid in his room and they're playing
FIFA and it's got three characters from Squid games in it dude.
That one has to be I, dude.
Oh, you make drug nice
Hey there over boss a pleasure shank said you might need some tools to
I do these relations with the people of the commonwealth.
Well, you've gone to the right place.
I've put together a couple of toys
that should make getting what you want
out of those rubes easier.
Only thing we ask in return
is that you remember the operators
when you're handing out new territory
on the other side of the mountains.
Don't worry, your gang will be taken care of.
Wonderful.
So, first up, something to manipulate a target.
It's a homemade distillation brewed to mimic human toss one of these grenades at the feet of your tongue now
So it's not going to work on people in but for your purposes
stink bombs
Lovely just give them a try first over here
Only had enough to make the one locally, but you can take the recipe as well
So the other go down a couple long fools plus here you should and just
smooth operator
yep
i got no whiskey though
great mentats better
not wrong not wrong tag whiskey per search good idea this guy's smart in the
chat that guy's hecka smart oh this is just trail better
we don't consider putting a I didn't even realize I could make great
I thought I just found them all.
Got a wicked smile.
Down to mages! Shut up, dude.
Grabbed you.
What's our charisma?
Eight.
Shouldn't that be a nine?
Oh well.
Surely this guy...
I mean, we're about to eat some great Mentats and have like...
12.
So, surely...
Apparently this dumbass blue colony cannot resist.
Dude, I haven't even been to the slog, actually.
Where'd that shit at?
Peace.
The Slog.
I'm going in. Insane Asylum.
I'm the Joker. I mean, it's Fisto time.
Target spotted.
Oh, fuck it bitch.
Steve fuck Russell's players.
I can't wait to get to the slog and find out what it's all about.
Surely it's got tons of cool people in it.
Well, I won't need it.
I started to get a little crowded here, so...
Aw, man.
I didn't want to help without helping the pooling to have her sometime.
Okay, I thought I got one. That's not fair.
I was a little crowded.
You're so... nothing thinking.
You got some kind of...
What the hell, are you pulling down on me some time?
Yeah, good!
I'm starting to get a little crowded here, so...
Thank you.
You got some carpentry, something I can do for ya?
Yeah, a little bit actually, uh, okay
Hold on maybe I
Forgot to take me drugs we get a few more guys in here. I was thinking something I can do for you
Sure thing. I'll work up a list of what I'll need there's a gang of raiders coming for this place
You want this place? Listen, I'm not trying to piss you off here, but I'm not sure that's
going to work. This is home.
Look, I'm trying to help you here. You need to go. Now.
oh that's that's how it's gonna fine take it place places all yours where
these moms go really then PCs go
we're at so rapics or something
back rooms
They die you can find them randomly
Well may as well kill myself then
I
Know my mom
My mom
Hmm do I have
It's equals
of
there it is
Oh
Also shoot a guy be
Well amount of food
I got so much Nuka Kola on me dude Nuka!
Take care of your health, Gus! Run, right!
Ah!
Oh, my God.
Come on, man.
It's not very sporting this way.
Steve Buck is a raider all of a sudden.
Maybe he should have said no to that guy back at Nuka World.
But also he said yes so it's too late.
We've only had the ability to do Chrono Mancy to go back in time.
So make sure this never happens, but he doesn't.
That's so sad.
These guys are poor.
And they do drugs.
Whiskey.
of
growth
When will I play Dave the Diver?
I have played Dave the Diver on stream. I didn't really like it.
Hope this helps.
Hope this helps.
Pistol.
Is that the insane asylum?
That place looks cool.
Connoisseur 670 for 7, nice name.
Where the fuck is this signal flag?
Who the fuck?
My Preston hates me.
So.
What's Preston gonna do?
Attack me?
Bitch.
This guy just gave you an order, and he did do that.
And now I'm pissed off, now that you mention it.
I went to the wrong freaking place.
clearing out Minuteman camps and replacing them with Raider camps. Okay, first of all,
that was not a Minuteman camp. Okay, that was a... that was like 12 ghouls squatting
at a public pool.
Yeah.
Well, well, rumor going around is that some big bad Raider boss strolled into the Commonwealth
and topped a group of settlers right off their land. Not too shabby. I'll make sure you're
cut of any caps the outpost pulls in are waiting in your quarters so now that we got part one
on the books we can move on to part two provisions if you want to hang on to this
you're going to need to convince a nearby settlement to start handing over shipments
of supplies I'll make sure those shipments get distributed direct to the outpost any
caps they provide will be waiting in your trunk up in fizz top and the more a settlement
introduces for itself. The more of each we could get them to cough up. Now, like before, the method's up to you.
You can try talking to them yourself, convince them to hand over the goods, or you and a crew can introduce some bullets to some kneecaps.
Let me talk to them. I'll get them to hand over what we need. Sure, sure.
So great orator steve but keeping an eye on the place once you get them to bend the knee
The disciples sounds like a plan then all that's left is the target
Only wrinkle is that it's got to be near our crews new outpost
Where do you get that question for toaster gonna hand over goods if there's no one close by to follow up on threats
And if you ever want to see for yourself, which settlements are within range of our outpost
You can check the map in your pit boy joint called Nordhagen Beach
I think is close enough to work could be a good target though
I'd need to check my notes like you are on this guy. Yeah, where do you want to hit?
Yes, sir
Was that
Yep, that place will do.
So, to get these settlers to cough up provisions, they need to know that we aren't a crew to
be trifled with.
You can try convincing them to pay up, or you could rough them up some.
Let them know we need business.
When you say it's in the city, you mean diamond cities?
Two million millions could also make your life easier.
Plus, that should...
Alright, Nuka World Radio Transmitter at the Sloan.
Across the bridge south of Bunker Hill.
You know, I got a feeling I ain't got the shit I need to make a radio.
city's dug out in or more likely bunker hill
I can't move
don't hide a Brahman if you got any sense not a good dot what's wrong this guy's
that this guy was a sit informer right could use some supplies actually I got
pretty sure he was on the list pretty sure this guy was on the list pretty sure
the guy was informing some you're dead bro sorry unfortunate hey the Brahman's
Same to idiot.
Oh!
I miss.
I miss.
Where did the Brahmin go?
Who the fuck is that?
Oh hey.
Fuck you guys, dude.
I found him.
Sweet.
I kind of like this as a base by the way.
Kind of swag actually.
Now where the fuck do we build this dumbass radio dude?
Bro, I actually do not know.
Blood trough.
Where is it?
We've got a bunch of spiked poles.
Uh-huh. Resources may have appeared as...
Intimidates peaceful settlers.
That's awesome.
I'm gonna power it.
Can I even make this?
Yippee!
Intimidation succeeded settlers at Nordhagen Beach are easier to intimidate.
Who the fuck is Mason?
If you ain't standin' out, you ain't worth lookin' at.
Target the settlement leader with a persuasion grenade, not a half-man.
Nordhagen Beach.
We're dead. Over here.
Holy shit, that's far.
Okay, I'm gonna do this and then I'm gonna do the insane asylum any curious
You know play toho EOSD when it comes out on steam. Oh, yeah, dude. Yep. I'm gonna do that
What's wrong with toho is it brown so I guess you don't say to who
right behind what's going on
this is one hell of a great first mistake
beats your fucking ass
i'm so sorry
Dude it's Triggerman.
It's me.
I
Call
Hey!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Who is that? Hey!
I'm coming!
Beats your fucking ass.
Surely there's some good drugs in this place.
I wonder why these guys want to aggro on me.
of
I look at him and they didn't do anything this time and thank
And now, come on, guys.
I'm good.
You're not supposed to be here, sorry for that.
Oh god.
You are facing an SSSS and just call that robot.
They can do that from the ground?
Shove it up your ass.
Well, gotta go.
There it is.
My ship.
Hey, whatever happened to Libertie Prime, anyway?
He probably- he probably went to airport, huh?
You see the new Twitch feature where the streamer can say insert thing here and create a clip?
Yeah, I was thinking about that before stream.
I'm surprised you guys aren't going around, like, baiting streamers into, like, accidentally
clipping themselves. You send like a like a two sentence chat message where it's like
it has the message but then you say hey read every third word or something.
He he he he he he he he he he he he eeeeeeeeeeasy
great bend that
silver stormy zl
hey christ who gives raiders a damn radio station
what can i do for you
i got bad news
this place is gonna start getting me and my gang a nuclear war
i'm not wearing the red equipment
everything you grow, make or find under the damn couch cushions
Understand that that's an interesting proposal. I I'm sure we can come to some kind of mutual understanding
Listen
You're gonna start working for me now. All right
Just keep the supplies coming and we won't have any problems. I ran a book for this for six and a month
We'll get you off my back now, please get the hell out of here
Yep
you work for me now bitch talk to shank
oops time to travel across entire map hey you got children working for you now
Yeah, child labor
Yes
I guess we'll just have to let them know who they're dealing with you didn't good I get going
The adults are gonna discuss this figure. There's no sooner or later
Our outposts caught the attention of some of our new neighbors in the Commonwealth who an outside crew of raiders
think we're honing in on their territory. Sounds like they're planning to tear the place up,
and our people with it. Suppose this provides us a good opportunity to make an example.
You thinking what I'm thinking?
Were you thinking about throwing an ice cream social too?
Uh, wasn't my first idea. No. Look boss, Raiders of the Commonwealth? All those
Those mutts understand is force, and I'm thinking it's time you and them came to just such
an understanding, but you should probably get going.
You wouldn't want to keep our new friends waiting, wouldn't be neighborly.
Hmmmm, okay.
Hmmmm, I kinda don't like the power first.
We'll grab the sledge.
Playing it, playing it in survival you'd have to take the train back and forth in every
stage of this quest.
Yeah, it sounded like fun.
It's immersive, I guess.
Oh, we got Grognax axe.
Or Super Sledge, Sledge, Sledge, Sledge.
That's enough out of you, Garvey.
I guess we understand each other then.
Don't think that the Minotaur will stand by and let you bring even more misery to the Commonwealth.
If that means shooting at you and your new friends, so be it.
But that's in your hands.
You can still turn back and try to actually make the Commonwealth a better place.
If you or any Minotaur get in my way, I won't hesitate to put you down.
Don't worry.
I wasn't expecting anything else from you.
For the Commonwealth's sake, I hope you change your mind and come back to being the general we hoped for.
I'll follow your orders as a loyal men in there. But our friendship is over. I can never trust you like that again.
Hey, you're a pussy.
I'll still do what you say, but we're not friends anymore.
Oh man!
Dude shut up man.
I gotta...
Dude too, I gotta level this up twice man. Fuck that.
What's going on?
This one's cool.
RDO1 ending.
Can you go pick up the boat?
Blah blah blah blah blah.
Blah blah blah blah blah.
Let's see here. Goodbye
The Gaper dude
The Gaper dude
Yeah
How we doing ammo for some of these?
Let's grab you AR67.
I can't believe she's gone.
What?
Did Nass don't care?
Shut up.
Make not to me, fool.
I'm not interested in the unique home run melee, but...
Howie, howie!
For now I'm not.
Where all this extra weight come from?
This is pretty heavy, huh?
Can you please stop watching my mom is watching? I'm 27.
Please stop cursing.
No.
What are you gonna do about it, bitch?
shobs you
fuck you I won't do what you tell me fuck you I won't do what you tell me
is that hard
my name is kid
Give rock bar with the ball to bang the bang D. You see how like I I'm defying authority right now dude
Swagger now
Give rock
We're gonna go here. Wait, what? Oh yeah, we're gonna go to the slot, dude. It is funny that we chose the one place with named NPCs to do this.
It's on map of 1890 China and Chongqing was spelled Chongqing. That's awesome.
can't explode head we guys doing I need to assign someone to this I need to assign someone
to this. I need to assign someone to this. Shut the fuck up! I need to assign someone to this.
Good. You're here. Spotted those dogs not far off.
Things are about to get fun around here.
It's freaking go time.
I think.
I think it's go time.
Pretty sure it's go time.
Target spotted.
What the?
Oh, 49!
Oh, can't see.
How about this?
I got it!
Is it my armor on?
Yeah, we did.
It's go time.
Take that. Take that.
Alright, bye.
Did Jett really have some stuff compared to this right here?
Watch this.
That's my gun by the way.
You have 4 strength?
Yeah, I'm in terms of like attack speed.
Good block, good block.
Don't pick that up.
You're good.
You're good.
Look at poor ass power armor, dude.
Hey, just got fired from my job, need a full-time mod, hit me up.
You know it's unpaid, right?
Honestly, I would recommend doing charity work in real life.
If you're into that.
I already had enough charity workers taking care of me.
Booboo boop, da da da.
Is that interesting for some e-
Ah!
Someone invent a machine to instantly pop your back?
I heard some rumbles, this one didn't get you either.
Figure I shouldn't be surprised.
What did you give me?
Oh no, Shank.
I died.
I'm a ghost.
Well, your secret's safe with me, regardless, so I suppose your recent success brings us
to the next step.
Loyalty.
Without loyalty, everything that's yours...
Why humor that?
...and to keep a crew loyal, you need to keep them happy.
Now, keeping Raiders happy isn't real hard, just have to make sure they've got their basic
necessities just like any other settlement that they've got some things to keep them entertained
and that their food's taken care of which with raiders well now if you want me
I think I've got everything sure if you've ever got no better to now depending on the state of
the place when you hit it this first outpost might already have some of the bare bones set up
All you've got to do if you want to run some jobs to convince more settlements to start sin
And I was thinking with the outpost coming as far as it has
Might be time I set up shop there save you. You just let me know if that's so I
Want you to head to sure thing where am I go to the slog
Suppose I'm gonna go like a tutorial for their boss their Raiders shit, right? But like is there anything after this?
Skipped their dialogue by pressing B instead.
One more mission once you capture three settlements, okay.
Let's go do this, I want to check out the insane sound.
sound always lit AF dude
we got a first of all I don't like the Superstudge
but we can't even go
We're gonna play Jeffrey Eggsteam.
Uh, what's up?
Please go on.
The financier?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
How do I get rid of this shit, man?
Coeseline cannot be removed from your inventory.
Where's Steve talking about that, really?
It's a lot of damage.
That's just a super slide if you realize it was a bat.
He's a bat.
Grognak.
Grab the sword again.
The sword's got the cool factor, dude.
Stop talking about it.
It's not even real.
I wasn't there.
But what the fuck?
I need to buy some ammo.
Okay, first ammo and then...
Insane as hell.
I couldn't buy it in the city.
Oh ho ho.
Oh ho ho ho.
Oh
Where are you going?
Come quick Danny Sullivan's been shot out of the city limits. What they're welcome here
Doctor come quick Danny Sullivan's been shot
Doctor come quick Danny Sullivan's been shot the guy who died when we first got here
What's happening?
The man.
He's part of the institute.
Oh god.
Mcdonald's a synth.
Someone has to do something.
Hold on.
What?
Let's get you patched up.
Thanks doc.
Did we learn that?
Did we learn that paper was right all along I always thought from the record
blow hard I voted for the mayor twice he was with the Institute this whole time it
was a room for this because I remember the rumor and Penny's sister making the
newspaper I just the main the name part of the Institute the name McDonough was
not like in my frontal lobe because we barely spent any time here.
So when I saw the record, I didn't put two together.
He's an actual sin. No way.
McDonnell's a sin. Someone has to do something.
Well, I mean, let's go talk to this guy.
I just want to I just want to talk.
Wait, maybe we can convince him to kill himself.
Head on inside.
Thanks.
I hope you break your foot trying to kick back at me.
door down damn it won't budge hey Piper
hey Piper there's no key gotta be a way
in you can't even do this huh look I
can do this a level one nice
you doing that's far enough help me I am not just going to be discarded and
tossed to the wolves I'm the mayor god damn it let her go man it done I I can
help you but not when you're holding a hostage let her go all right she can go
now I'll tell you what's going to happen next I'm walking out of the city
unharmed with my dignity intact you're not getting off the hook bad easy
McDonough you have to answer for what you've done I'm she for out of the city
a free man or I'm killing as many of you disgusting filthy savages as I can
You're going to stand trial and these people are going to have justice Lord knows you've
got plenty to answer for trial you know how these people feel about since I won't be stuck
in a prison while they gloat. It's over.
Log's house key, dear.
Wait.
well as long as I'm not going to do it
yeah
still in one piece
that fight dude is just two women shooting each other with guns
Whoa! Yeah!
That's so hot!
I can't wear that. That's not fucking fair.
This guy gets a pretty nice uh pretty nice house, huh?
of
well paper I got a lot to clean up your blue
to me up again later
I think I'm in cities gonna need me for a bit
don't worry we'll hit the road together soon
uh... okay look honestly it's all came very suddenly
I pretty stuck
I pretty stuck
Fibri's stuck under the... Fibri...
If I can't move him, you certainly cannot move him, I am...
Well, good luck. I think I made it worse though.
A rose?
There we go.
We'll need some way to curtail the paper's popularity.
Any couriers from Mr. A.O. into my office as soon as they arrive?
A.O. is one of the institute doctors, right?
Was? I mean, yeah, we blew him up. He-he dead.
They all went Ka-Blam-O?
I feel like we should say Ka-Blam-O more for sure.
Ka-Blu-E.
Hey, Piper.
Yep, I get it.
You're a reporter.
Have fun.
Yep.
Hey, Piper.
Yes, I got another article to write, huh?
Yep, I get it. You're a reporter.
Have fun.
Yep.
There's a hidden quest here in the upper stand's bar that gives you giga-drugs of a hell.
Is this a bar?
I
Where's the fucking bar? Is this not the bar?
A blammo!
Is this it, maybe?
Yep.
So sorry, Steve.
So fucking sorry man.
I saved the town everyone, now it's time to make me the mayor.
I saved the town everyone.
Now it's time to make me the mayor, if I say enough times.
That was me, I did that.
Thank you, Othium.
Hey there.
Oh, I don't object to you outsiders coming up here, but must you insist on speaking to me?
You belong down in the lower section of the city.
It's more suitable for those lacking in ambition.
Hey there.
You bore me. That's all there is to it?
I will kill you
let's see what you got
Got any whiskey? Yes sir.
Let me think it over.
Very well.
We're dig.
Come on, Darcy, let's go.
Take it easy.
I don't think she wants to leave just yet.
Hey, this is between me and my wife.
Why don't you mind your own damn business for once?
Oh, God, Paul, why do you always have to make a scene?
Pour me another drink, Henry.
Dammit Darcy, I just want you to come home. I'll be home
Later, I can't believe you do this to me cook do what to you Paul you smug bastard
You keep away from my wife. God damn it. You'd better get out of here before you do something stupid
You son of bitch
Why
Jesus go on get out of here
I'll be at home Darcy taking care of our son
What's going on here, bro
You good
Sorry, I had to see that things are usually a lot quieter around here
Perfect place to drink if you're buying
Argument what was that argument about uh nothing much
You see Darcy here likes to relax and enjoy life from time to time and her husband Paul doesn't
He's not a bad guy really just a little uptight
Too bad he can't learn to relax on Darcy shut up. I don't come here to talk about Paul you there. I
Haven't seen you in here before. Why don't you make yourself useful and buy me a drink or something?
you don't look like you need another drink aren't you all high and mighty then
why don't you get lost so I can drink in peace lighten up Darcy this isn't your
own private bar no matter what you might think now can I get you something to
drink sure let's take a look cheers cheers
Whiskey, great.
Let's go talk to the guy who has an FB.
I don't know where he went.
dead red coat ale
Okay.
Okay, where are the secret drugs at?
Oh, you'll get addicted to it.
Nice.
Yep.
How can you see me?
Well, see ya.
You can see shit up.
Old
Ustas you should meet my grandson. Oh, not that he would ever come up here
No, half on has too much of his mother in it. Are you lost?
Hey, you're bothering me. You don't want to bother a man like me. Okay?
I'm an important man. You better not be trying to waste my time
You want something listen up? Everyone wants something from me. So don't make a fool of yourself
hi if I wanted to talk to you you know it
Hey
this guy's kind of a weakling huh
This is your grand mom get up
Oh.
Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump.
You're in the only spot worth going to around here.
Hi, Mrs. Codman.
You're still here?
Ha ha ha! You just walked right up into the stands, didn't you?
I like your stones.
What?
Ah, what?
See all that filth down in the lower houses?
I wouldn't keep my worst blammin' in one.
Only good for lesser men who have no value.
Good.
I was listening to some ASMR as well.
She licks in time with your sword strikes.
That's awesome, dude.
That's so cool.
But I know that now.
So cool.
Sweet.
Welp, this is where Mr. Fancy Pants lives.
What?
Where's the purpose of this?
good. Oh, like a hammock? Yeah, I can see that. Is there no safe? It's a yacht? Hmm.
Where do we find Cuck-Lord Supreme?
I don't know where they live.
You good?
That means that lady's probably a synth, and we should probably kill her.
CIT was there just a big freighter now
Like I snort
Who's this good to see you that trouble here just doing a supply run
Hey, yeah, I am I have a question for you. Yeah, I'm saying we'll go buy a gun
What do you want?
What do you want?
You were in the taphouse before and...
You got beaten up by the bartender?
Yeah.
Good old Henry Cook.
Everybody's best pal, especially Darcy's.
I'm supposed to pretend I don't know he's sleeping with her until he decides he's bored with her and she comes crawling back home to me.
So where do I come in?
I'm going to go back and talk to him and I want you to come with me.
saw? You won't take me seriously otherwise. I don't wanna have to really hurt him, I just
want him to leave Darcy alone.
You're going to have to make it worth my while.
Well, okay, I can only pay you 80 caps right now, but I'll scrape together more after we
take care of Cook.
This'll work better if I talk to Cook by myself.
You're probably right. I'm so angry at Cook I might lose control. Just get him to leave
Darcy alone
I'll make sure cook gets the message good don't kill him if you don't have to but otherwise I don't care
What do you do to him? He deserves to suffer for what he's done
If you didn't hear any of that right
Let you stay in cover and out of sight
but you might want a secondary weapon for flexibility
I've got a few minutes to breath self-defense boom
You think the top brass want us out here is a good will effort shut up
April was right
How much charisma we got right now?
it's not a fucking off might we got to make some great men's tags might
raise some beer yeah yeah I'll be there I just have to close up your Henry cook
right that's right this is my place why is there some kind of problem you're
going to leave Darcy alone starting now now wait just a goddamn minute who do
you think you are walking into my bar and telling me what I'm gonna do I told
Paul I get you to leave Darcy alone nothing personal just business nobody
tells me what to do in my own place you better turn around and walk out of here
while you still can shut up boomer I'm counting to three one two hold up don't
get crazy on me we can talk this out this whole thing with Darcy and me bad
idea I admitted sits down like I planned it or anything she was just always
hanging around here you know how it is look tell Paul it's over I swear I won't
even let her in my bar anymore is that good enough for you hmm no Paul wanted
me to make you suffer okay okay I get it he's pissed for good reason I have an
idea something I've been thinking about for a while already and kill two birds
with one stone, you know?
Let's hear it.
Here's the deal.
I have some other, um, businesses on the side.
One of them is helping Nelson Latimer spend his dad's money to make himself feel like
a gangster.
Who's Nelson Latimer?
Malcolm's kid.
An arrogant little piss ant.
But useful, since he has all the money in the world and likes to think of himself as
a budding crime boss.
Me and Nelson are supposed to be meeting some gentlemen from Good Neighbor to exchange Nelson's
cash for their Kems.
My plan is simple.
We take the money and the Kems.
Attack cook.
I'm in.
Let's do this.
Now you're talking.
I promise you won't regret it.
In a few hours we're both going to be sitting pretty.
Okay, pretty sure I came here to like, wrap this guy up.
Can I move?
We're skiing umatix for seven?
Six, seven?
Yeah, it's what pains acting for the
Who's it we still got the great men tats going
Let's go and our guys excuse me you better get the fuck out of here. You know what's good for you
I'm here for the Kems and the money. Oh and to kill you all
I
Do this rich
I guess Charlie's 20 times.
Don't move.
You don't have to kill me.
I won't talk.
I swear.
What do you have here?
You won't talk when you're dead.
Wait!
I can tell you how to find Moroski's Camelab!
You can get his whole stash!
Keep talking?
Where do you think these camps come from?
We've got a lab.
Right here in the Commonwealth.
But you'll never find it on your own.
Not without my help!
Tell me what you know first.
Well...
Okay.
I'm trusting you, right?
The lab is in the old, foily fish-backing plant.
On the waterfront in South West.
Hey, I've been there.
I don't think I went inside, though.
Let's hear about all the security.
The place is overrun with feral ghouls, which don't even look twice at my crew, because
they're all ghouls like me.
My idea, by the way.
Pretty slick, but I assume that's not the end of it.
You assume right.
The real security is a system of trip wires that have to be triggered in exactly the right
order to open the door to the lab.
You never know the lab was there when the door is closed.
It has to hurt to talk like this.
You seem awfully proud of his lab.
Yeah, I am.
Moroski's operation wouldn't be nothing without me.
There's a terminal that will bypass the two points and open the door to the lab.
And I have the password.
So I have your promise, right?
If I give you the password, you'll let me walk?
I'll definitely kill you if you don't tell me.
You bastard.
I guess I gotta trust you.
The password is Applejack.
There!
Now you've got everything and I've got Blady's screwed forever.
I hope you can live with that.
Well, only one thing to do.
too heavy
put the cinder blocks on her feet
oops
Can't fucking open it
Talk to the dude first
What dude was he here
Uh-huh, they're tripwires.
and
,
can you open those crates
Can I make a deal with Cook?
Where is this dude?
Is he still at the bar?
You have to wait for Cook to show up.
Oh.
Alright.
We're a little eager beaver.
got the job done, dude.
What were you doing here?
So that's that.
I told you it was no problem.
The money should still be on Nelson's body, and then there's these kens, which you'll need to sell somehow.
But that's your problem now. I'm leaving town for good. Should make things easier for Paul to have me gone.
Plus, there's no plausible way I could explain to Morowski how I wasn't involved in this unless I die here, along with everyone else.
You're leaving already?
But we were having so much fun together.
I think I'm getting too old for your kind of fun
Swag oh holy
Found them
Nice, it's a Trilby mom!
Alright, we're gonna go to the drug lab and let uh, what's the space wander around out
here for some reason.
At the drug lab.
I missed one crate in the back!
What?
Fuck, you're right here.
So five to six for seven.
Don't fast travel for one hour please.
Okay, you're gonna have to...
I want you to elaborate on that request.
Give me a convincing reason why I shouldn't.
Whee!
Whee!
Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum!
fast travel is a bug turn into feature turn feature it's basically an exploit I made this
So, oh, okay.
Holy.
I think I kind of beat my ass.
Haha, oh god!
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death
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Where are you going?
Right away nine
Friend, where's that legendary up?
And it you got blowed up
Boy
Here's something
Oh, they're different now okay, let's see here
Uh-huh.
Did that work?
That is not what I wanted!
Oh, I love it.
Yup, that's the one. Then we go... around.
I have the password? Oh yeah, we do.
Oh, yeah, but...
Yup.
How much damage that sword be doing?
Yup.
I remember I got nuked here.
Rawl.
Ow.
of
the
health
of
the
death
of
3.
He's in Minion.
Burrito Burrito
Who knew
Who knew that would hurt
Now, terminal spotted.
You got Gordon Freeman?
Thank you, thank you.
Thank you, very, very complimentary.
Hello?
I think I've got a lot of psycho down there, I've got a lot of psycho down there, I've
What's up?
Meta down.
Sandeva stands through you.
I don't know.
How do I make Excel?
Each way.
That's the good drug.
Damn, they all sleep in here too?
That's so fucking sad.
Not even real bad.
Mmm, medics.
We actually need more of that.
well terminal's gotta be somewhere
it's right here dude a big tort what's up dude
no one calls me that by those just you
he didn't say tort I said tort
I'm in.
What's up?
You feeling?
Ow.
Bastard.
Bastard. So the shit's a rate though. Never mind. This punch was a radio.
What are some items that give you cork?
Basebow.
I need a face bone.
Super!
There I go!
Yes!
I'm in.
deploy this thing and kill it. Well that seems somehow inhumane.
I'm in combat with something right now.
My inner demon.
What the fuck were you doing back there, young man?
Baseball!
What's going on back here?
Oh, hey.
now
now
Cops are fucking head-off. Blazing shit come out.
This looks cool.
It's my katana, guys.
Oriwa, Oriwa Katana Chan, nice, nice, what was the purpose of this room?
or a watch engine guy that's okay non-dial
D chatter
Oh
This way
Let's try dick
Oh, yeah big time
Stop hitting me bitch
Yeah
Bastard
Hold up
Guess I'm not strong enough to produce sparks doesn't make sense to me
I could do it in real life.
Bump, bump, bump, bump.
Dapper Mystery called me and he got into a car crash.
We were talking to the guy who was asking about uh...
Base construction?
And we showed him our base.
He died.
Yeah, he dead, yeah.
Brain aneurysm.
I'm trying to figure out the, uh, the, the power.
Oh.
Psycho.
Do it!
Psycho!
Technical document.
Well, kind of lost.
Well, kinda lost.
No he didn't see my base and kill myself, himself.
How come you guys type permanently banned when like that first time chatter typed skibbity
toilet?
Eh.
He's right.
There was a head coming out of the toilet.
If there was ever a more appropriate time to say skibbity toilet, I can literally cannot
fathom it, dude.
Honestly, it might be the only time it's been appropriate.
In my twitch chat
Got it. Oh
We have a quest marker
No, what are we looking for here?
Already rated the chem lab that was it
What was even in there, dude?
Ball?
You know, I can't help but notice.
We do not even have a quest for bold.
What were you laughing at with Rachel last night?
I was high.
Um, just the fact that, like, the guy we ended up having to kill was, like, here's, like,
the three things that would make me change my mind, and guess what?
You don't have any of those things, and then you go find his girlfriend, and she leaves
a voice down.
The voice goes, like, yes, it's me.
I'm dying.
So here are the three exact things that this crazy guy needs to hear in order to no longer
be crazy.
And then she fucking dies of the fun.
I'm so stupid.
I think we're done here.
Well, good fight everyone.
It's a free.
Okay, tough guy, let's see your class.
Who's Rachel though?
It was the dude's girlfriend.
Oswald's girlfriend.
Mr. Oppenheimer's girlfriend.
Yes.
Plus one shell.
Plus one shell.
What's up?
Ow.
Beat your ass.
Whoa, gotta go.
I got my sword covered in blood. I got my sword covered in blood
Sorry
Is there a weapon you still use from the early game?
Bro, how do I get out of here? Oh, hey
I'm using the boring gun right now. I got that pretty early.
Shoot to the 45.
This one?
Although right now we modify it to shoot a different kind of bullet.
But it's still technically the same gun.
Did we get the kraken from your original vault? No.
So what this should bug out or what because we had a quest marker for Paul
and then we came here or maybe it disappeared after we killed cook no no it didn't
It completed when you stepped through the Camelad.
Okay.
Weird that there's no...
What the fuck?
You guys see that?
There's like a, an actual blurb.
But only for that quest.
Weird.
Anyway, let's go get the insane asylum quest.
Apparently, there are barely any drugs in the place.
I mean, you find a bunch of drugs in the crate, so...
Did you go back to the Strength Bobblehead in the Mass Fusion building?
Wait, did we ever get that one?
Good to see you. No trouble here.
Hey, Marna.
What do you hear?
McDonough was a synth.
Yeah.
I think he's rotting somewhere in the ground.
Those things can rot.
They can, right?
No, they can.
Let's see what you have.
My son created them.
Don't cry, Dunk.
By the way, I'm really proud of him.
And the grave that I made.
For him.
Uh, uh, take that.
yeah I'm rich you know I saw that's in line yeah your place if I had known what
he was I've got a few minutes to browse feel free to test the grips we look
cool right it shouldn't refresh no no no okay these ain't just any old pieces of what don't speak to me
okay where do we get the quest for the insane sign I require some assistance
Parson House.
Bro, what the fuck is Parson House?
Polly, Polly.
Meat Locker.
It's not in Diamond City.
Oh, I'm in it.
Cabot house, it's near Bunker Hill.
Fuck, I don't really remember where Bunker Hill is.
Isn't it near the Institute?
The spire?
I'm visiting Bunker Hill.
The third rail in Goodneighbor or the dugout in Diamond City.
Dugout in.
Okay.
Hey, there he is. A man of the out.
Yeah, I killed your mayor.
You must cast a hardware.
I did it, too.
You got three workbanks for all the balance out the chemistry.
No, you worked too hard.
That car's a old car.
Doug out in.
It's time to save to sleep tonight.
Doug out in.
It takes a little jet into your meals every day.
I found it!
Yippee!
First basal bro?
Fuck baseball!
Fuck you!
What's going on?
That's like two out of ten. Are they so quiet tops you want to talk something really dead
I
Forgot you was there yet
What is it? You know what never mind. I'll handle it myself
Okay accent slipping this cuz I was far away
Don't worry brah. I'll be passing me a room
maybe later whatever you say my little tears hands you think I'm glad you found
Earl's killer but now my brother won't shut up about you anyway do you need a
room who's Earl not today fine but no sleeping on the couch
do you think things will be better now if the if it's really is who the fuck
is Earl.
Oh, it's Paul.
Oh, great.
It's you.
Cook won't be bothering Darcy anymore.
Good.
I knew you could handle him.
Oh, and I managed to scrape together what I promised.
Here, it was worth it to get Darcy back.
So what happened?
18 bottle caps.
He gave me trouble.
Yeah, I ended up having to kill him.
Oh.
Wow.
Well, I guess he had it coming, right?
Bastard should have thought of that before he started messing around with my wife.
Anyway, thanks for your help.
I'll, uh, see you around.
Good luck.
I hope it all works out.
Thanks.
Jesus, she hurt all of that.
I want it so much more for my life than this.
It's not so bad.
Don't touch them.
We want you to have this.
They're getting me drunk.
You're a hero.
You know that?
I can't believe Doc Crocker killed Earl.
But I knew I had to kill Doc's son.
Yeah, I remember.
He killed him in the basement.
Okay, so there's no ghoul in armor here.
The other place is in Goodneighbor?
Hi there.
What's gonna happen to all the cells?
if the incident is really gone.
Don't know.
Don't let my husband drag you into any of this nonsense.
We are like a hero here, dude.
Two.
Go to Bunker Hill, you bitch.
I've been there, man.
Haven't I?
Wait, is Bunker Hill a town?
Okay, I have not been there actually, I don't think I have been inside.
Hickski and Hamhoos and Nazura, they look...
Yeah, I did not...
Oh no, we did go here with the Brotherhood when we killed all those people, dude.
I remember now.
I'm back!
Excuse me.
bunker hill doesn't want any trouble you have some seriously powerful friends if
it'll keep us on their good side consider yourself to have the run of the
place and the next time you need something just ask all right cool killed
killed a lot of people that you knew and now you're just let me do that all right
hey you there we need to have a conversation
let's hear it let's hear it I'm always looking for people who know how to
to handle themselves in dangerous situations. From what I hear, you may fit the bill.
I don't mind danger, so long as I get paid well enough.
You will be well paid. I can promise you that. By the way, I'm Edward Deegan. You'll mostly
be working for me, but you'll need to talk to my boss first. His name is Jack Cabot.
like to personally interview everyone I hire he's careful like that come down to
Cabot House and Beacon Hill and asked to talk to Jack I'll let him know you're
coming okay Edward got a minute go and talk to Jack then we can get down the
business
Jack, K-Bart!
Well, I'm gonna get some ammo while I'm here.
Hey.
I haven't seen you before.
If you need...
You're a doctor.
I need some supply.
All right.
Uh...
Uh...
This is one of the guys I killed.
Bro, there's a guy in chat skit to a poster. I don't know if... dude.
Stop.
He's literally just posting random buggy words.
Excuse me need a roof over your head only place in town
No, no not interested might want to hit paw for a drink before you go
Reskin to mark of
Or my coherent sentence challenge impossible
be it. Whenever there's someone like that in chat, I swear to God, it's literally, in
my head, it's the same thing as like, there's a homeless person next to me, like fucked
up on drugs, yelling random shit. That, that cannot get the image out of my head, dude.
We've got a lot of people here.
All for the Brotherhood.
blew a lot of their heads off. It weren't the gun vendor.
Oh.
Inside the trading hall?
Is this not the trading hall? Dude, this is like the trading square. This place is tight.
Hey there.
Doesn't mean they'll share their toys.
I still have some of the best stuff in the Commonwealth.
Okay, let's see what you got.
You may have to dig a little, but I got some choice stuff in there.
Hmm...
Okay.
Let's see, we have different definitions of choice.
Wait, black ops!
Hey, more move speed!
Right shin guard.
Yep, that's a purchase right there boys.
5K!
Help!
I'll buy it.
Goodbye money.
Killer?
The money goes into the secret underground...
safe.
What does this look like?
I'm fast as hell, boi.
Look at that.
I don't even know if that's taxed.
Oh, damn fucking no.
Oh, I don't know.
Really?
I'm Stockton.
You've heard of Old Man Stockton, yes?
Yeah, Old Man Stockton.
I run three caravans that travel throughout the Commonwealth.
I'm 78 years old and I am currently in the United States Senate.
I'm 87 years old and I'm considering running for re-election.
A junior congressman!
Truly, truly.
Yes!
A 25% XP from persuading men.
Okay.
Was like an extra 5 XP each time.
I'm 97 years old.
And I think I still have a couple of good court cases in me.
As a judge.
Wait, Meg from Family Guy.
Hey sweetie.
Hi, I'm Meg.
And you knew to the hill?
For 10 caps, I can give you the tour.
Nobody knows a place like me.
Any chance I can get it for free?
What?
Even I can afford 10 lousy caps.
Not interested.
Hmph, you're a loss.
Be halfs away.
We're gonna talk to Jack Cabin.
Hmm.
This truly is... was the fallout?
Wasteland.
Two.
Four.
Sorry.
Or sorry
Go away oh shit
I got to put on me me charming
I told you to go away I
I told you to go away. I'm here to talk to Jack Cabot. Oh, it's you good. Come on
Okay
I'm gonna go pee and get some copies that chill boys. Come on. Let's go meet the boss
Lead on lead on
No, okay
Is our guard here or do I need to put on some
I will put on some fucking tunes.
BABY.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
Thank you.
you
you
you
you
Greetings!
Greetings!
Uh, did I skip too bad?
Hey, this guy's got carpet, I think.
Jack, the new guy is here.
One moment, one moment, I just have to...
He'll be right with us.
Oh, damn.
Clearly, I'll need to adjust the mixture.
Hello, hello.
Welcome to Cabot House.
I'm Jack Cabot.
Hi.
I'm Steve Flock.
I'm Steve Flock.
Pleased to meet you, Jack.
Okay.
Why don't I sit here?
So now before we get down to business I have a question I'd like to ask all my new employees
Is this really the time?
The question is this do you believe there is other intelligent life in the universe?
I'm not sure there's any intelligent life in the universe
At least not on this planet. Hey you joke, but make a good point
Say humans perish from the earth as they seem intent upon doing
hmm even after thousands of years there would be plenty left to find of our
civilization there would be something left but perhaps less than you think the
ancients built mighty works that they must have thought would stand the test of
time yet we know next to nothing about them in fact most the chin versus the
Yes, you stole his gym!
I
You don't need to worry about what it is
Jack needs it for his research. That's all you need to know. You should start at Parsons State Insane Asylum
Don't let the name spook yet. It's just a secure building that we're using
We think the courier got ambushed as he was leaving the place the guards hurt gunfire in the distance
But we don't know exactly what happened check in with Maria at Parsons
She's in charge of the security force there. She can point you in the right direction. You all said then
Morik, uh, Morik, you think you're so...
Yup.
I'm outta here.
Good luck.
Don't get killed in your first job.
Okay.
Is it psycho-behavior to make a hassle of obsidian Minecraft?
No, you can mine it pretty quick.
Two da insane asylum...
I love Tommy the expert suburb dude.
More quips please.
We're quipping at maximum capacity right now.
I don't know what you want.
Warm.
Damn, I'm swimming hella fast.
20% movement speed, dude.
Chat, what is this fast movement mod?
I got movement speed buff.
Just don't bring any trouble down to us.
Talk to Maria if you need anything.
Wait, that guy's wearing my helmet.
This place is off limits.
You'd best move along.
Nah, I work here.
Edward Deegan sent me.
I'm looking for a missing package.
Oh.
You're the new guy.
So this package...
Pretty sure we know where it is.
The guys that shot Ben are holed up in the Parsons Creamery.
Just north of here.
Thanks for your help.
She looks so wet.
I don't know what to do.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, I got what's up.
Heh.
Sorry, I didn't see you there.
Well...
So...
Disarms you?
Hmm.
Dodges?
Ew.
No.
I got it.
Anything paupers up here?
Yeah.
I got it.
That's all I need.
That's all I got to do.
Is there even anything in here?
What the hell did I just pick up?
When do you get naked and have sex on this game?
That's it.
I don't think you do, bro.
Sorry.
I'm sorry, dude.
I don't think this is that kind of game.
Mmm.
Here, drive, good luck.
And thank you.
I did it!
When do I get paid?
We'll get to that. First I need to know what happened to the courier.
Uh, just some raiders that ambushed him.
Hmm, I know like raiders operating so close to Parsons.
I hope this isn't the start of something serious. What about the serum he was carrying?
Did you get any of it back?
What? Take it, there was only this one vial left.
Oh, good. I was afraid we wouldn't get any of it back.
Here's your pay for the job. I'm throwing in a little bonus to bring back the serum.
That was good work. Now, as far as what's next. Oh, hell, I guess it's time you met Wilhelmina.
Jack's not gonna be happy about it. Come on.
I insist you send someone to find energy. Jack, I'll take care of it.
Yeah, what is the serum? I'll send someone to find energy. Thank you.
plus one to all stats?
Wait is this permanent?
No, it's not.
I don't give a fuck about this.
She's not missing, mother!
Do you know me?
Who did you f-
I don't f- about that!
You said you'd send some-
Jack.
I'll take care of it.
Mrs. Cabot, don't worry.
I'll send someone to find Emachine.
Thank you, Edward.
I can always count on you.
Why can't you be as devoted as dear Edward?
Oh...
Mom?
You shouldn't indulge her, and what? It just makes it more impossible to deal with next time.
Just doing my job.
Speaking of which, here's how we got back at the last delivery from Parsons.
Raiders got the rest of it, I'm sorry to say.
Ah, good. Finally. This will help settle Mother down.
Emma Jean's Jack's sister. You probably figured that out yourself.
Yeah.
She's, uh... a little flighty.
Impulsive.
From time to time, she runs off, usually with a new boyfriend, then I send somebody to bring her home.
Great. The sister's even crazier than Jack.
Listen, I thought I told you to cut out that kind of talk. I don't know where she's gone, but I can give you a place to start.
She's been spending a lot of time in good neighbor. That's a jazz club there, the third rail. Somebody there must know something.
She's not known for keeping her mouth shut.
Okay, okay, I'll start in good neighbor.
I can't believe how coverstack can be about your sister.
Didn't ask.
Go away.
What you got in this piece?
Don't follow me.
I feel like I rarely see rum.
I don't know I can't interact with that
Close the fridge doors dude how do these people even have power
a good neighbor oh you didn't see what a cop I hope you're buying even a girl
with an arsenal full of weapons needs to make a living after all yeah what you
Let's get you
Give me these
And these whoa
I should put my charisma woman on
I like your suit.
Here's my suit.
Weeeeeeere.
How come the mayor's assistant attacked us after we killed her and saved her?
Or killed him and saved her?
Yes.
Yes, huh?
huh what huh what what's so important
talk to me charlie boy i got beer you ain't fine dude you ain't
Hi.
Yeah.
Do you know Ema Jean Cabot?
Name rings a bell.
Can it bar me?
I haven't seen her in a while though.
Can't make no ya.
She likes to make friends with people.
She might know more about this missing bird.
Make no ya.
This guy wants a word.
Sorry everyone.
Sorry everyone.
I didn't realize.
What's the matter, Hanson?
Don't tell me you didn't like the song.
Uh...
I love the song. It was perfect.
Oh, well thank you. Our girl tries her best.
Now there's something special about you, isn't there?
But don't tell me. Let me guess.
Ah, it's your hands. They move even when you aren't thinking, right?
Quick on the draw.
So what brings a man like you to my part of town?
Is that a wig?
Oh, I woke up here. Just me, my underwear, and regret.
That sounds like the beginning of a great song.
I think you and I are gonna get along.
So it's my turn to answer questions, right?
What can I do for you?
I was wondering if we could get to know each other better.
Oh, really?
Go on.
You, me, an evening walk under the street lights.
And then what?
Music.
I knew you were something special, alright?
Let me get my coat.
Whoa! Yeah.
Let's get out of here.
Let me get my coat.
Yeah, you're a sub-up.
Well, I haven't been out on the town in two months.
What the?
I had sex.
Who's a dear?
Thank you.
15% XP.
I'm afraid my first love is always going to be the stage though.
I hope you understand. I just can't get too attached and I'll see you around good neighbor
When I'm up there singing
I'll be thinking of you. Wait. She give me a rest. Excuse me miss. I'm sorry. I have to
You take care
Okay, guess I'll wait.
to use FOB 5. I'm not sure what I saw down there, and I'm not sure I want to know what
I saw down there.
Sweet.
She's a synth component?
How do you know?
So the big girl gets all the CIT.
Toss out the Chalmakers.
Leave that behind.
Excuse me. Excuse me. Magnolia.
You again? It's not like you did.
Blame me.
Are you a synth?
Do you know Emma Jean Cabot?
Emma Jean? Sure. I know her.
I haven't seen her in a while, though.
Were you a friend of hers?
Uh...
She's missing, and her family's worried about her.
I'm glad somebody's looking out for her.
She seems like a body that could use looking after.
Please sell me. Please tell me what you know.
There was this preacher fella who used to come in here all the time.
One of the slick ones.
Always going on about remaking your life and so on.
Most of the customers wouldn't give him the time of day,
but Imogene, she latched on to him for some reason.
I don't suppose it hurt that he was easy on the eyes.
Mm, intense.
Some women find that irresistible.
Pam, would you come over here a minute?
Is there a problem, Miss Magnolia?
No, this fine gentleman here was just looking for Imogene.
Do you happen to know where that preacher fella came from?
Hmm.
Brother Thomas?
Yes.
That's right.
The one image he was always hanging on.
Had to throw him out.
Wouldn't stop bothering customers with that salvation racket.
Kept going on and on about joining him at the back bay.
Then he'd shove those stupid flyers in your face.
Here, I kept one of them, just in case he didn't pay his bar tab.
Well, thanks, honey.
You were a big help.
Anything for you, miss.
I hope everything's alright.
I didn't much like the idea of her going off with that preacher fella.
Okay...
Enjoy your stay.
Does your average grim think so?
Uh oh.
We may have killed her, guys. I don't think we killed a named person other than the guy
though.
Dude, what?
Welcome, neighbor. We're always glad to see you face around here. Step right this way,
and I'll be happy to tell you all about our movement and how you can be a part of it.
I'm looking for Emma Jean Cabot.
Oh, I'm sorry, but Emma Jean is in disposed right now. She's not seeing visitors.
I just need to make sure she's okay.
You've got my word. She's fine. She's just staying in her room right now.
Not that it's any of your business, but she and I are just having a little relationship trouble.
Goalie thinks you're so...
You know how it is. She's not seeing anybody until she cools off.
I'm a friend of the family. Maybe I can talk some sense into her.
Look, truth is, we had a little, uh, disagreement about her joining the movement.
She got kind of violent, so I locked her in there until I could figure out what to do with her.
If you're willing to take her off my hands, let me unlock the door for you and then she's all yours.
I've gotta warn you. She's way stronger than she looks.
Took all of us combined and you can get her locked up in there.
Never turn your back to Steve, fuck.
guys we killed this guy already he should be dead
we were merely restoring the timeline
and now we're robbing him let's fuck this guy
see?
I already killed everyone here.
What up? You must be Emma Jean.
Don't tell me. Jack sent you.
Your Jack's sister? I was expecting someone a bit... younger.
younger. You really know how to flatter a lady, don't you? Just to be clear, I'm Jack's younger sister,
the baby of the family. Once I get home and get some of Jack's serum, I'll be back to my usual
stunning self. Jack has a serum that reverses aging? It's more like it halts aging. I started
taking it when I was 32, so normally that's what I look like. You'll see once I get my treatment.
I was well known as one of the bells of Boston society. Back when there was any.
What happens if you don't get more serum?
Oh, I don't think we need to worry about that. I've gone without a treatment much longer before with no lasting effect.
Actually, there's only one vial of the serum left. Raiders got the rest.
I'd better get home before Mother convinces Jack that she needs all of it.
it that he could still be such a mama's boy at his age is ridiculous I'm so
disappointed in Thomas he seemed so interesting at first but after we came
here he turned out to be just another brute he actually thought it could force
me to join his absurd cult I hope you weren't too attached to Thomas I was
done with him and he shouldn't have locked me in here oh I'm not going with
you you can tell mother I'll be a long home before too long I just need a drink first
good luck buying a bitch
I got the multi dude.
Um.
Am I dumb?
Yeah.
Bobbobbo
You find the legendary in pen ammo gun yet? No
No.
No.
No.
No.
Try again.
I think it's clearing up.
I know.
It's raiding.
There are any substance.
Edward!
Edward!
Wait, we gotta save Edward, dude.
Oh my god, it's Edward.
Switch over to the Hartley modulator.
You copy.
Gene, how?
How's this?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
this oh that's done it Edward what's going on there we're under attack they're
inside the building inside can you keep them out of the basement I'm trying Jack
I've never seen Raiders this
sorry things are a little busy around here right now listen if they're inside
the building you have to go to the office and shut down the elevator you
can't risk them getting to Lorenzo
got it, office, elevator, you better round up wherever you can and get him
hello?
oh Steve, fuck
come in, Edward
there's no signal at all
I've lost him
what's happening Jack?
if these people are inside Parsons, if they free him
don't worry I'll handle it
I always knew it would end this way
I never should have allowed you to lock up Lorenzo in that place.
That isn't helping, mother.
And as I recall, using the serum was your idea, not mine.
So what are you going to do?
I said I'll handle it, I'm thinking.
What's going on?
That was Edward.
He's at Parsons, the old asylum.
They're under attack by Raiders.
It's strange.
The guards have held off Raiders before without any trouble.
I don't know what's gone wrong this time.
I found Emma Jean.
She's fine.
Oh, yes, good.
At least one small comfort on this terrible day.
You'll be wanting to be paid, of course.
Edward usually handles these things.
Caps is what you use for currency, isn't that right?
Here, I hope that's the right amount of stuff.
Now, we really need to focus on the current emergency.
How can you be so careless about your sister's phone?
I wonder if these could be the same raiders that stole that last shipment.
If some of them had used the undiluted serum,
It could explain their unusual success against Edward's men.
What exactly does this serum do?
I suppose it's time you knew.
The main benefit of the serum is to halt aging.
My family and I are all over 400 years old,
but it also confers other side effects,
especially in the undiluted form that the Raiders stole.
It increases strength and resistance to all kinds of physical damage,
Damage so at least some of these raiders may be much more dangerous than the ones you're used to dealing with
If you're 400 years old
Then you were born before the Great War. Yes, I think you were too. I'd say
Big 21st century
That's right, I was in cryo sleep until recently interesting
We'll have to talk more about that later. What time presses is there anything else before we get going?
I've heard enough of your crazy bullshit and just do what you're being paid to do before we go
I need you to understand something when we get to Parsons
You need to do exactly what I tell you nothing more nothing less is that clear
Hmm, I'm not that great at taking orders
And it's time to learn or neither one of us is likely to leave Parsons alive
Make sure you have whatever you'll need for a serious battle. I'll wait for you outside
and try not to hurt him.
I love father at least as much as you do.
But you know as well as I do that if he gets free,
there will only be one option.
Don't let it come to that, please.
I'll do my best, mother.
And if Imogen finally comes home, for God's sake,
don't let her leave again until I get back.
Now I really do have to go.
Bear about the grenade, by the way.
I love reloading in the middle of the battle.
Let's go.
You should know what we're going to be dealing with.
My father is confined in Parsons for his own safety.
And everyone else.
He became dangerously unstable after handling an ancient artifact he found in Arabia.
I've spent my life trying to figure out how to cure him.
Arabia?
Used to live in Beacon Hill looks just like this.
That's not good.
It's the artifact that's made Lorenzo so dangerous.
I'm sure his psychosis would be cured if it could be removed, but so far, all my attempts
have failed.
It's fused too tightly with his nervous system.
What is it, bro?
AI super computer.
He's got cyber psychoses.
Well aware, the apparent conflict of interest in my father being the source of the treatment that is peroraming my own life.
But I assure you, that if I had the chance, I would gladly give it all to you.
Bro, I got some bad looking news dawg.
These are some bad mother-
Yeah, yo man.
Welp.
Yeah
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
Sleep now
So don't worry, dude
Don't freaking worry about it, we're okay, I think we're so...
But I recognize this place, I don't.
Have you guys ever had a sass perilla?
Is that shit cash money or not?
Better or worse than root beer?
Some litter root beer, but less sweet.
Worse.
Kinda tastes like root beer.
Root beer without vanilla.
Hmm.
Gotta try birch beer?
like the wood super penguin thanks for 7 BTW raw robot ginger beer I've had
ginger beers I honestly you big soda guy I think it's kind of cool like
How many... How many different kinds of carbonated drinks there are?
You know what I mean?
I don't drink it that much, because it gives me, uh...
It makes me gassy.
But I think it makes everyone gassy, hopefully.
fast
Where is it? Am I done?
It's shankin' time, bros
Holy fuck it is no damnit
This arm of a fuck.
Might get a fuck you.
what up fellas yep call me don't ever bug it for you but they already killed
all the synths now they made sure to say that there's gonna be more roaming
around we may have liberated the common that flat hole that pot hole got filled
instantly chatter it's not the only thing it is
That plant hole
Jack, where do you go?
Get a chance to cripple your opponent or grand slam their head.
What do you need a bag for, though?
Go into your exits for a second.
No.
Who knocked that car down?
What's up?
Hey there.
Just follow me.
What's up?
Who'd that up there?
What are you fucking looking at?
Me don't shoot.
Oh sorry.
I didn't know you were friendly.
Fuck taking orders from a nerd. Is this the bad ending? No, we're merely using this guy for our evil evil aims
So evil
Oh, hey, what's up?
This guy's with me, by the way.
Got ourselves a few sakes for the herd.
Cool.
Yeah.
Wee.
What the hell?
What the hell?
It's like dude
I'm surprised I don't get a car
I guess the car is the power armor, huh?
rawl
Hey hey hey hey, he's with me, he's with me.
Salute me, bitch.
May the institute small, be a lesson to anyone who risks tampering with our humanity.
Fine, mine mine mine.
So bro, you ain't got any quips, nothing?
Steve subsists upon quips.
You gonna swim?
Ammy Bob?
We need to get the Parsons.
Okay.
No!
Wait, wait, wait, there's a raider.
Okay.
No!
Oh, never mind.
There's a raider.
Yeah!
I guess I'll just say here and wake up while I show this guy across the river.
The character's not wearing a diaper, dude.
That's a baseball uniform.
And you should watch your fucking mouth.
Okay?
What's your order?
Shoot everyone who shoots at us?
real fucking original dude. Superpuffy, thanks for 7th.
Jack, I got some bad news.
It's gonna be fun!
What's up?
Oh, I did the homerun thing.
But he died.
I'm not gonna let you go.
Chop him up, Doc.
Gotcha.
That pair was like, dude.
That was like dude
Yoy
Dandy boy apples my favorite sub to where we're going
I'm surprised there's a guy that's lived for 400 years with risk of his life in a gunfight.
You can't like own property, man.
Oh, medics.
He's lived for 400 years, I'm pretty sure he's doing.
So getting into gunfights is the recipe to live in for 400 years.
God, what do you know that I don't know?
Teach me.
That's it.
I found him. There was something in it. Finally, dude.
So.
ABC, any technical documents? Let me know, bro. Watch out.
Sorry.
Whiskey? Nope.
What was that? League bowling pin and then bowling pin?
What the difference?
What the difference though?
for the league? Hmm. I've got a sword. It does lightning damage, but also physical
damage. Oh no, dude.
Nice.
Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.
Stand back, Steve.
Well, I think it's hard to keep track of time.
Are you sure you can't get up? I can really use your help.
Yeah, Jack. I'm pretty damn sure.
Well, then don't worry about it. Me and your friend here will have to take care of things ourselves.
I'm replacing you.
They've definitely reached the basin. Although I don't understand how they knew how to get past it.
Yeah. Yeah, Edward, how did they know that?
It looks like the adrenaline field is still functioning, although several of the security
doors in the basement have already been breached.
We'd better hurry if we want to stop them.
They seem determined to reach Lorenzo for some reason.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Let's get on with it.
Just follow my instructions and everything will be fine.
You okay?
I'll be alright.
You too.
I got the technical document was technical indeed very science
Teleports behind you.
Got him!
Yup.
I'm using...
I'm literally even keyblast right now.
Pretty missed that.
The big iron.
The blue's got that off. Sweet.
And that lady's that off too?
Oh how'd you get up here so fast?
Well sir gun looks stupid as fuck, no offense.
We never used this week.
Nobody's been in here for decades.
no telling what we'll run into I hope it's not your weird into deluvian dad
a mess let's hope we can find a way through utility elevators on the bottom four come on
nice word oh man come back
teleports yeah your match
I just thought I knew it!
Okay
I still have not found any ammo for this.
Violent.
Oh, I got Lupra.
Some Blanco Mac'n Cheese from American Man.
Uh-uh.
What the...
Why do you slice his throat?
What the?
Why do you slices throw?
A bit excessive, wouldn't you say?
What can't you craft ammo?
Um, I don't know, am I dumb?
Okay, okay.
Alright, excuse me, excuse me.
I'm so high right now, keep it up.
Or if I can kick your ass!
Sorry.
Meeeerrrr!
First time chatters so st-
Say you-
You're now acutely aware of your heartbeat.
I'm just good.
That's normal when you smoke weed, dude, don't fail me.
Fuck you!
What is that?
It's normal, dude, don't fail me.
Nice!
Help me, native chop.
Help me.
Help me.
You guys, check it out.
Oh
Bumble fingers
Didn't take the medic training, noob.
Where are you?
Drugs. More drugs. Double Mad-X? That's a death by the way.
Jack, you good?
Yeah, he waited.
Drew.
There's always time for losing though.
Damn, oh my.
I'll get this off of you!
Goddamn!
HAAA!
Buh-bye!
One day, holy fuck you!
You're clearly on air and still working.
How did he know?
This will take us to the basement.
Come on, this is the only way down.
Yep, I know, man. I know what elevators do. They make you go up or down.
Did not need the elaboration. I'm a bit patronizing, actually.
Who bugged it?
Yoink!
Elite tier looting? Thank you, thank you.
That doesn't look real.
Someone said AgiPerk10's OP.
What is that?
Oh yeah.
Instantly do a critical hit to your 4th target and beyond.
When does this 4th target just be... does that mean 4 different people?
Can't let them release Lorenzo.
How come you call your dad Lorenzo?
Nuka-cola, nuka-cola, nuka-cola, nuka-cola. Oh, noink!
Who's there?
More of them!
Ah, silencer.
Who are you little bastard?
Wow, this guy actually cast me, dude.
There ain't nothin' out here.
Those idiots are trying to shut down the adrenaline fields.
That's the only thing keeping Lorenzo from breaking out of there.
Is he fuckin' Magneto?
Hello, Jack.
It's been a long time since I've had the pleasure of a personal visit.
I will stop this my powers have grown Jack the artifact still has so much to
teach me once I am free I will be happy to teach you too you know I can't let
you out until I can remove the artifact we've seen balls they've locked down all
the security doors I'll have to open them one by one from here while you work
your way down the hallway but they now need to shut down the containment field
Well, as the door slowly opens, the criminals on the other side see Steve Buck with five
different drugs between all of his fingers and simultaneously injects himself.
This is not good for you, friend. Not good for you.
Whiskey!
I
Try to
There's still one chance
Get your ass back here, teleports!
Don't listen to my son. He's the crazy one. You know this. Look at what he's done to me!
Do the right thing.
Here you go.
Nice.
Open this door.
There we go.
And let me out.
Everything my son has told you about me is a self-serving lie.
That must be obvious now.
Yes!
Now set the other three generators like an end.
Should I free him?
Please just open the door
There
Long last you did the right thing
You'll see father
Don't do this too late Jack
Why don't you wait there so that we can have that little chat that's so long over to you
It seems Jack doesn't want to talk to his father.
We'll have to kill him, you know.
And all the rest of them.
Say I do help you kill Jack and the rest of your family.
What's in it for me?
What Jack stole from me, I will give to you freely.
The gift of immortality.
But first I have some unfinished business to deal with.
With your help, I trust.
Meet me at Cabot House. I'm sure that's where the rats will congregate.
I'm sure it's okay.
He dealt more to me.
Oh, I gotta-
The right thing. Let me out of here.
Ah, at long last, you did the right thing.
Hey!
Don't do this.
Get away from here!
It seems, Jack.
Say I do help you kill-
What jacks but needs me at Cabot House?
I'm sure that's where the rats will congregate
Whoa
Let's go, okay
How do you do that?
Where's the serum?
I need the serum.
Oh, in his cell.
Yeah.
I wouldn't even look through this, bitch.
Oh, he's so well-stocked.
He's got books.
Here you go.
Whiskey.
Where's the serum?
On a tray outside?
I already picked those up, guys.
Look at them.
Are these right here?
Little nooblets.
I picked them up so that just goes to show that I'm an elite.
here looter. And you guys? Little weaklings. Unable to keep up with the quickness of dilute.
Let's make some drugs, gonna make a lot of drugs, a lot of drugs.
slowed down. I don't want to crash my gala yet.
Sweet.
Anything cool in here?
Doubted.
Does Fallout 4 even crash?
I have one game crashed.
Ambition Frosted Bitfix Resubbitant and Silex Included.
I got to get out of here.
Folded?
Nice.
We're rooting for England tomorrow?
For what?
That guy looked cool in the thing, what the hell?
Soccer?
Oh.
I guess I'm just gonna be talking about the World Cup, I kinda forgot that was going
on.
I
Source is a little
What's the world cup I think it's like a like a soccer competition between countries
Jack I got some bad news for you lost your mind. Why did you release Lorenzo?
hold on I got a change into a change into me top-headed soon is Lorenzo here
yet no of course not or we'd all be dead already now answer the question why
did you free you were just keeping him prisoner to keep yourselves alive that's
a lie I worked for centuries to find a way to cure him but he doesn't want to
be cured he likes where he's become hold on Jack he has a point your story
about curing Lorenzo has never quite added up what are you doing Edward I
just like to hear what he has to say he's talked to Lorenzo I never have
you're saying you think Jack's been lying about Lorenzo all this time
Yes, Lorenzo doesn't seem crazy to me, although he's understandably pretty pissed off.
Well, goddamn. I guess you have some explaining to do, Jack.
You can't seriously doubt me, Edward. After all I've done for you?
Oh my...
Ah, you're all here. Good. How did you get in here?
I'm so surprised. This is my house.
I like what you've done with the place.
Lorenzo, thank god you finally escaped.
Japtus wouldn't listen.
He's silent!
You and I would never...
You have all betrayed me.
Kept me a prisoner and fed off me like vampires to prolong your pathetic, worthless lives.
That is now over.
Your time is up.
Oh
Is I knew
There you go.
Okay.
Well.
Gonna have a seat after that one.
Gonna have a seat after that one there
She's stuck move
Well, that's done thank you for your assistance hold on
I
Hi, well that's done. Thank you for your assistance
uh
Reward
What are you gonna do now?
Well, it seems that things have changed while I've been away
I have so much to learn
This new world seems to be one of limitless possibilities for people of our talents and
Inclinations.
Quip the Eldritch Big.
If you like dirt, radiation, and random violence, you're in for a treat.
You're looking at things the wrong way, my friend.
The old world's luxuries were paid for by an infinity of rules and restrictions.
There was no room for a truly creative mind to flourish.
Now, however, there's nothing to stand in my way.
Or yours.
But first, one last piece of unfinished business, I promise to share my blood with you, and
I always keep my promises.
Here is your reward.
I will provide you with a lifetime supply, as needed.
But remember, this is my gift to you.
I will give you another vial when you need it, for your own use only.
Do not sell it, or throw it away.
After business? Pleasure! Help yourself to a drink, if you like.
Jack seems to have done very well for himself, despite everything.
Oh, guys are healing.
Me, me, me, me.
Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me.
Psycho.
Jet!
You don't get as held as I thought.
You don't get his helmets?
You don't get the magical helmet artifacts?
You have to mod it in.
You have to get Kilorenzo at the uh, silent to get the giga gun reward.
Yeah, but I it's just a gamma gun, isn't it?
I don't want that.
Boo!
Is random Commonwealth encounters with Necro enemies if you let them live?
Wait, really?
I'm sorry I let him go. That was a mistake.
It's a little late for that epiphany. I'm sure Lorenzo's on his way to kill us all right
now. We could use his help, chap. You did kind of
Drop him in the middle of that.
Convince me that I should...
Never...
Not so fast!
Right.
Oh my...
Ah! You're all here!
How did you get in here?
Why so surprised?
This is my house after all.
I like what you've done with the prince.
They're happy!
They're happy!
They're happy!
God, you finally escaped.
Jack just wouldn't piss.
Nice.
You and I would never!
You have all betrayed me!
You took me a prisoner, and fed off me like vampires to prolong your pathetic, worthless lies!
That is now over. Your time is up.
of
the
of
the
Here is your renewal. I have remembered how to bisque as for myself.
If you like dirt, radiation and random violence, you're in for a treat.
You're lucky. The old work now.
Get your ass back here!
Get your ass back here!
of
death
of
death
of
death
Oh, it would have been your stuff, boy.
We're in the hell.
Don't stand next to him, man.
I was curious about the ancient artifact you always wear Jack spent so many futile years
trying to understand this. I could have told him everything he wanted to know. Through it,
I commune with the ancient minds that founded our civilization. Whether they live within it,
or it communicates with them through time or space, or whether it simply holds their memories,
I don't know. What I do know is that it has widened my horizons beyond the tiny scope granted
to normal men. I spent my long captivity exploring the memories of the ancients, their arts and
sciences, their philosophy, and the world view. Did you need something else?
Are you really over 400 years old? Yes, I truly am. Although since I spent almost four centuries
of that locked in a tiny room, I have spent most of my time exploring my own mind, as it were.
Was there anything else?
Never mind.
Never mind.
Aw, man.
Oh, see ya.
Like you're doing business with your fella.
You always give me more sympathy don't have any.
Yeah I ain't walking all the way back here to get that shit.
There simply is no way.
If you can sell it.
Erm, Satan told us not to sell it, so maybe we should respect his wishes on that.
Drop Trick like OSRS to get more.
He might be right.
What up?
Uh, nothing.
Cool.
Uh...
Make your Raider Outpost happy.
You guys like working out?
Decoration.
Bolt.
Statue.
Oncrete.
Wait, I don't think these are...
I don't think these are gonna raise happiness.
of
no furniture
miscellaneous
to my visit of all 88 recently now
What fucking reason to be happy this man, resources?
They have no defa-
Oh!
Defense!
Here you go, buddies.
Oh, what the...
Huh? How did I get to do this?
Neat.
Word sound like new tech. Yeah, if I gave it shit about that
What are you doing out there?
Place is looking good boss. What everything a gang of low-lifes good luck
So my I think so for the final piece of the puzzle
Yes, I prefer a nice round of backgammon, but sure I
suppose I'm game
That's good to hear because what you've made is a foothold to select two more
Posts card get all that together. Yeah, that kind of club we keep expanding from there
But I'm getting ahead of myself. You just let me sell boss
We're gonna job you could have works for me. Uh-huh love
They knew I'll pop yeah
Talking to leave it and which great
We do
the disciples the disciples done so hmm we can hit our own place wait it
connects this to all of our Raider places though
I'm gonna just died in the pool
Hmm hmm
Say something cool about me attacking my hometown
Sorry boss no dice. I'm pretty sure a companion of yours resides there
I don't think they'd appreciate you hitting it. You want to name a different target or a different job, maybe?
How do I move them?
Gather up everyone, gather up.
Just wanted to trade a few things.
Like how do I tell this guy to leave?
There's a move option when you're in the build man
Where
Apparently the castle's been trying to get you on the radio some kind of situation over there
Better go see what's going on who said who let you guys out of Hillary some things are unforgivable
I'm done trying to get through to you
Move.
Confirm.
Is he the only one?
What about, like, Codsworth?
Send them all?
No, I want them to hang out in the stocks, dude.
I guess they're just gonna leave though, huh?
Go to Vault 88. Never mind.
Sure.
I'm gonna have a hard time remembering who I'm sending.
Sure.
Hey, have fun down there, guys.
I cleaned it up.
Where's it?
Hmm?
Don't care.
Alright, listen up everyone.
We had a good way to go round a bit, but...
We're not done here.
Stay here.
Meow, meow, meow, meow.
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
Have a better idea
See ya
Oh
Quickly stealth boy
Oh, it's the first people I ever killed.
Aw.
Keep booking it says we're in caution. I wonder we can move. Yep. Codsworth. Super funny how
killed your whole time for the 60th time this run? Dummy moat?
How come I took you until this time to post that when like actually...
This is literally the only time I've done it where it actually matters and I had to do it.
Holy fuck dude.
The one time I don't immediately relive.
It's really funny how you attack your own town!
Where's Todd's work?
whoop, I suppose I hit the bell then
Who's the red dot?
I already moved. I know I did.
Wait, maybe I did move, Cosworth. Maybe you guys are wrong.
Wrong move.
Yeah, I'm gonna go with my gut on this one boys. I think you're done. You hit him with
a fat man? Yeah, I'll say Preston Garvey with a fat man, but he's no longer there. Why is
everyone else. It'd be because I issued an order to him before I shot all of them.
Hey, Shank. Hey there, boss. You're looking for me to set up a couple jobs so we can start
claiming those two-
Shut the fuck up!
...or did you need something else?
Misin' to run a gem.
Yeah.
Uh huh. It's time we took over another settlement.
You sure think?
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Get me a crew, will do. In which game?
The decipher got it. So...
Sanctuary...
Hills.
Let me...
No go with that one, boss.
I'm pretty sure a companion
There's one guy here you check the VIP section on the computer
No way, it's the dog.
Also, Danes is dead.
Oh, is it the dog?
Are we in a doghouse?
On the edge of town.
Don't worry, I can't kill them, guys.
Disable him?
Disable him?
Disable him?
Uh...
Wee!
Watch yourself. The pack sticks together.
What are you wearing on your legs? What is that?
Boss, something I can do for you. There are another settlement you want to...
You high?
I'm interested in running a gym.
You got it.
I want to climb it and did you want to talk?
Wipe it out.
Sure. Uh-huh.
In which gang you want it?
Did you decide can't you sell? Where are you?
Sanctuary. Hills. As soon as I remember where it is.
Let me... Yeah, that one ain't gonna work, boss.
You wanna name a different target? Or a different job, maybe?
There's three people there.
all were of the people
I'm going to need you to move, okay?
must go later. I'm echolocating. Yeah.
I
Let me alone cops working fucking freak
What's up guys?
You know the gunshots you just heard down the road.
What?
We bat six for seven so that you look super cool and thin and not fat and bald.
Thank you.
Here we are in Bogothix or here in Bogothix.
the
you looking for me to set up a couple jobs so we can start claiming those two
outposts
or did you need something else
i need you to finish the sentence faster than ten seconds please
i'm interested in it
uh... time we took over and did you
start or
sample's got it
Surely it works this time, right, fellows?
Let me...
Wait.
Pretty sure that place is one of yours, boss.
That's where you wanna hit?
Yeah, I'm fucking evil as shit.
Does that matter?
Only if you wanna keep control of it.
Targeting a settlement for a job is gonna break whatever connections you might have had to the place.
Worth taking a moment to consider how much you like having that spot under your thumb
so
That the target
But I can
Access the workshop
No
Don't you ever question me.
Meant no offense.
So, these sorts of jobs are pretty straightforward.
Move in, kill everything ins-
Kill everything inside, eh?
Understood.
My Forte.
All storage gone.
There's people here!
Wait.
My own turrets.
Yep.
Still pumping iron. Just the same as the day I left it.
Well, all my shit's still here.
Another day? Another victory war now? Another day where the Tanners were WON.
Oh, look at that, it's still there. We'll see if we can use it.
Can I use this while in combat?
Yeah, you can do whatever the fuck I want here.
the searcher locking me combat
the searcher locking me combat
of
We kill?
confuse us to the point of this. Every rain around post is automatically linked and I
don't need the charisma feat to do it. That's pretty much it. I still got all my shit.
Oh my shit, all my shit, chat was wrong, chat was wrong and stupid, apologize right now,
apologize right now, apologize right now, who am I, who am I, apologize apologize, apologize,
apologize, apologize.
Apologize, dude, apologize, dude, chat is stupid as fuck, you dumb as fuck.
As long as you value your life, the disciples are always the clearest choice.
Things just got interesting.
Killing beats stealing any day.
Nothing beats that rush.
Yep.
How many did you guys see in a moment?
Things just got interesting.
Stop saying that.
The best thing about wearing a mask, not having to look like I care when people talk to me.
I don't mind if I use this, right?
Thanks.
I'm not wearing that!
You dope!
Ooh...
How's it feel to be wrong?
Round!
What's her face used to sleep in that bed?
She would always say, why did you kill Mama Murphy?
Why did you let her die?
I always have to remind her. I didn't let her die. I murdered her.
You dumb bitch.
Dude, we got so many drugs dude. Holy ffff...
I need this. I think I have hubflowers though.
Oh, I gotta put some of my drugs away.
I've got too many on me.
Yup.
Wait, hmm, that was fun.
For Harbor, any second now?
Ooh, please, first ultimate!
Streamer, streamer, first ultimate!
Dude, there's literally a guy in chat who was, like, upset about the way I was approaching these Raider questions, by the way.
I would, I, I would, to be fair I didn't get to read specifically what he said.
But the reply to that guy implied that he was upset I was going too fast and I thought
that's all I saw.
So I was playing it wrong.
Streamer streamer
Hey boss, just one more outpost to claim you want me to set up that job you just say
So what do you mean?
Um you got
Yeah, you got far Harbor in her title and or not do egg
again anything big in related to far harbor it's a fair complaint well let's
read the title real quick far harbor in parenthesis after nuca world
hmm
was hoping you could yeah uh-huh is that guy stupid I owned you and now you're
mad he says
it's time with sure thing what you can't just you can't just say you own me
that's not how it works oh yeah and which the operator deal so you want to
You can't just be like, yeah, I owned you.
No.
He did though?
I think that one's your territory, boss.
You're sure that's the one you want to-
Don't question me!
Don't you ever?
Of course not.
Sure.
So, standard runoff, child.
What's up, you got to leave bro, what do we have for
Yeah, there's something I can do for you. Yep. There's a gang of raiders coming for this place. You want this place?
This is home, huh? You stay here another minute and trust me, you're gonna regret it. Christ.
Thanks. GG, bitch.
Uhhh.
What?
Operator.
This land warlord perk you can now build Raider Adilers at your Outposts.
Produces income based on your total Outposts population.
They sell shit?
Well, I don't want to put it here.
How do I, uh, here it is, this is what I wanted to do.
to do the little the shitty little raider tutorial in order to do the uh the final new
world quest um
yeah i'm sure it was someone's
uh
wasteland fantasy to like
It cost BOT- BOTTLECABS with the-
Oh shit.
Oh, I'm gonna pee and now I get to copy.
You're back.
No one is available.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
You
What up
I
Got a Coca-Cola guys
Shank boss. I just got word you need to get back to Nuka world now
The pack have turned on us
Mason didn't like how you were handing out new territory
What the fuck him and his whole gang and gone and stormed Nuka world's power plant
I thought we were chill. I tried to hand it out evenly, guys. I tried to be fair.
Kunar, I think there's something. I'm trying to be fair, dude.
I'm surprised you're interacting with the settlement stuff. How do you like it?
I had to interact with it.
Yoy.
Thanks, moves!
Wait, they have 7-6-2. We made the right choice.
I have 4x Sweater and Furry Vans.
I don't know why you're hostile.
You're free now.
Oh, don't run though. Come on.
Oh, no.
You're very brave.
Teleports behind you.
I'm dying.
Oh, fuck.
Hold up.
Ow!
Okay, you can't miss those, bro.
Goodbye, Ed.
7-6-2. 7-6-2.
Wait, they all have 7-6-2.
Most of them.
NukaKurl said, NukaKurl world is such a cool place.
I love NukaKurl world.
He's one of the good ones.
Don't worry.
I missed a Stem Pack.
Nooooo.
What?
Oh.
I wonder if this place is in the...
...thing.
Or if I should just walk out.
Never can answer that, you son of a...
So shut the fuck up!
Shut the fuck up!
Nuka Cola Dark, baby. That's the best flavor.
Am I going to do the Gigabetch quest for the power armor?
Steve Bucke doesn't use power armor.
What up, stroke-a-matcher guy?
What up, dude?
What's good, dude?
swag
I do that
I'm in the wrong place.
Can you add the parkour mod?
I already have it.
You ever see a guy doing parkour hit a sick backflip?
Between buildings?
Oh god these things are not nice.
I
What do we got
Yes
Square.
Square.
Stop hitting me.
You guys are so strong.
Where are you?
Woohoo!
Six on xp.
M.O. you're pretty good at this game, TVH. Thanks.
I consider myself a professional, but that's a game player.
I chose them to be my pro game because, uh, they have pretty deep combat mechanics.
Well, you may have heard of the, uh, strategy I pioneered, where it's...
You stand on, like, this tree, for example, on the branch,
and then the enemies stand still and do nothing, and then you kill out of the tree.
Oh, fuck!
What are you guys doing on my land?
Fuck you.
Just push me nand down the stairs gonna pop a chalky milky.
I'm currently slo-mo sleeping because of the psycho jet.
Have you seen that video?
Popping a chalky milk?
no I'm popping a chalky milk I love them
meow meow
what do we get this one
How's it fun to be so much high-level only enemies whatever it's fun for you I guess
You can't you guys can't do it after yesterday you literally can't tell me what that
Okay
You actually can't I won't be told them
Well, let me put on my cool clothes
I'll have tenant ten agi
He's dug in pretty well up there.
I knew that nut job would turn on us sooner or later.
So, are we storming the place or what?
Both of you shut up. We're about to find out.
The boss is here. Mason's gathered up his evidence and took the power plant.
That asshole thinks he'll get away with this. He's dead wrong.
I'll skin him alive and saber every minute of it.
Gwipper!
God damn it. Sometimes I swear this is like taking care of a bunch of children.
children I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that because we've got bigger
problems while you were gone word came back from the Commonwealth that you're
favoring the disciples and the operators well surprise surprise Mason wasn't
exactly thrilled to hear the news he and his gang forced their way into the
power plant now they've got the entire place locked down we can't let him get
away with this boss and we all want to crack at those loonies damn right we do
Who's up there?
I didn't build all this up just to watch him tear it down.
Let's ride. Characters who I didn't do their side quest for.
Let's fucking ride.
They're so slow though.
Rizgear for battle.
Dude, what if Mason runs out like, hey, charisma check time and I'm not ready, dude.
Good
gonna put you down for life
mom
one
will
have
bottom. 360 throat slice. I just don't get it harder than that.
of
of
the
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
They went flying, bro.
Yeah.
Holy shit.
Take that.
Take that.
7, 6, 2, ammunition!
This game really likes to put people on elevation, huh?
Push on me.
We gotta clear the exterior before we clear the interior.
Just get it. We're going inside
What are you guys doing here high five
Okay.
Now.
Snooka-cola!
I need more blood for the blade.
See you just do that, Jack.
Ha ha ha ha.
Stop.
We need to go up.
Yup.
We need to go up.
I can't go up.
You ever kill the pack at the plant?
Yup.
Ever give them outposts? Nope.
Got their legendary 7-6-2 then? Yup.
Gonna use it? Nope.
I do the Chinese submarine yet. English only in chapters.
What's on your face?
It's that shotter with a bullet.
Whaaaaaaal! Whaaaaaaal!
Don't be afraid, buddy.
It'll all be over soon.
When I kill you.
Korn.
My office is my office, by the way.
Is there no safe?
What kind of office is this?
Smells like butt.
My office?
Don't say that.
You're worried England's going to win?
Dude, there's nothing wrong with England winning, man.
As an Englishman myself, I'm eagerly awaiting the win, actually.
BABOOORDS!
Legendary Pag.
Fuck you.
You can't kill the Elviboss. Also, where are my underlings?
Then they'd be in here.
Doing stuff.
Smoked him.
Wait.
That was my ally.
But it didn't say that they declared war on me, so clearly they must understand that
accidents happen on the battlefield.
greater no
It's less kind of a maze
Catch me never doing that says
How many games England got a win boys?
Armor?
Two more?
It's coming home.
Tell my English chatters, I just want you to know that there are soccer fans who don't
know that song in your country, but I do. Making me more of a soccer fan than most of the people you probably know.
Here's your Tesco club car mate. Thanks.
What's Tesco?
Is that like Sam's club?
What the fuck do I go?
Is this the story you can get horse speed at?
What?
A mis-Legendary panc loop?
Where was that guy?
No!
Tesco's like Walmart, but pretty crap.
Nice.
You guys know that uh, they have Costco's in England?
They do?
Isn't that kind of weird how like, they fucking ID check you before you walk in that bitch?
I don't remember where I killed the legendary guy.
Remember the 2009 Modern Warfare 2 Fragmenties at the beginning they always had sponsored
by Tesco?
Yeah.
Oh well.
I don't care.
Room before.
I will check.
But only because I was right there.
Was it like up here?
Yup.
I'm gonna have to shoot the leg for that to work.
When I was a big milk drinker, I wasn't a fan of Costco milk, dude.
I always felt like I had like a layer of plastic in it.
Does that make sense?
You know what I mean?
You know what I mean?
You gotta get the A2 Milks?
What the fuck is that?
Also, have you guys ever had ultra-pasturized milk?
Noob down.
What up, big dog?
It's over.
That was a Steve One-Liner, by the way.
You used to get filler, chalky, ultra-pasturized.
Gee.
Forget it, bro.
I think that's what they use in Nesquik.
Yeah, the ultra-pasturized mode lasts for like months.
That just feels weird.
Ha!
I can't even feel it.
Submit or die!
Ever drink milk?
No.
It's over.
up. It's over. I've never had pilt. This is the beginning.
I was that guy down there anyway.
Wait, I don't get to talk to this guy?
I shut out my ass afterwards, but Pilka's pretty tasty.
There's just no fucking way it's actually good.
I see spot of me.
And do one of these?
What up there?
We should have talked bro, we could have talked to them.
my RV. Get out of there!
Well, how the fuck did you get out here?
Let this be an example of what will happen to those who oppose the Overmoss.
Okay, maybe I can't.
Disregard.
To the control room.
Here it is. Nuka-Cola as far as the eye can see.
Got it. As far as the eye can see.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Where is this motherfucker?
He stayed in base?
Who is this man, anyway?
Sup, bro?
Kiss me.
Steal me hey del no need to get personal now that mason is gone and most of the pack has been taken out
There's not much left to stop us. We've made one hell of a mark on the Commonwealth
There ain't a soul from here to Diamond City that hasn't heard of us and despite what happened at the power
Name the rest of our gangs are stronger than ever. I took a big chance helping you take down Coulter
Glad that paid off
You know the reason the right works in him and you
The reason that the rest of us are behind you you were willing to bleed for us
You put your neck on the line to get us ahead in this shitty world and believe it or not
That means something to us
If you're trying to coach me into giving you a bigger cut of a loot
You don't know me very well. No con here boss just stating the facts playing in waiters
Just like us the next move is yours to make with the power to the park back online
You might want to cover old ground and see if you can get into some of the places that were cut off
Or maybe hit up shank and take out a few more commonwealth settlements if you've left any standing
Oh, and of course like a zone right is lend mags or Nisha a hand. I'm sure they have plenty of jobs to run
Whippa, that's all.
While I'm at it, you got any laundry that needs to be done?
Like I ever bothered changing clothes.
What about all those caps you promised?
If you think I'm holding back, you can turn out my pockets.
Just check out that strongbox in the Fizz Top Grill.
You keep producing at our settlements and the gangs will keep adding to your stash.
good enough what about the rest of the pack if there's any left they're like
wild dogs off the leash they'll be pissed about Mason and looking to get even
sounds like we still have plenty of trouble to get into I guess we better
get started then I guess that does it boss you point the way and the gangs
will follow there's plenty of caps out there just waiting to be taken chosen
Disciple and Ace Operator perks.
Heals made by your melee weapon will restore some of your action points.
Wait, what was the other one?
Something operator?
Fuck.
Ace Operator?
Self isn't crassable on shadows to deal more damage than silence weapons.
Neat.
No shortage of suckers in the come, well...
destroy enemy outposts hmm no all right how do we get to far harboring
fuck
hi habit north end of the coast okay I go put some stuff away
We turned sanctuary into a raider outpost.
Nick's good to have for Far Harbor if you can handle a companion.
I mean, we can handle one.
Is it required reading?
Still can't get rid of that shit.
I
Mean me. I mean, yeah, we can grab him. I don't know where he is
I'm from from from from from from from right where I want to see him in sevens. Oh, I just check your
Five six one dude, I swear I had a legendary
Oh we got a legendary AK from
Mason.
Mason.
This one.
Hmm. Things just got interesting.
Time to solve some problems.
Holy shit.
We don't want to make it a sniper rifle.
Oh, it is a shovel.
Dude, you know we gotta get the red dot sight on the AK, bro.
Whoa!
Swag as hell, actually.
AK-40, Sir Brown.
Yup.
What does it sound like without the suppressor though?
238 damage.
Hey, it keeps going up.
Wait.
Holy...
I think the damage went up because we're clipping it now.
Sweet. We don't need a gun that does 300 damage. We don't need that.
We don't need that shit. We don't need
A gun that does that much damage.
Use it? I'm gonna use it. I'm just gonna use it without the silencer.
AK-47.
AK-67.
Bump bump bump bump bump.
Where are you Nikki?
The quest didn't even show up.
It's supposed to be a quest.
Maybe thanks for something.
Checked miscellaneous, I did.
Uh, I mean, he's probably in his office, though.
Um, or else.
Loose moves, thanks for something.
Oh, we prefer to get the caps from uh, Raider Base.
Eh, we'll build up.
I want it so much more for my mindfulness.
Shut up.
That was your most wanted class, right?
Yeah.
You're right.
It got sent all the way down.
the people of the Commonwealth slut.
I'm about to...
We about to...
Soundly.
For the greatest months...
I don't know what he's want.
The store was gone.
It took a lot of guts to do what you did.
I know it couldn't have been easy.
But don't be surprised. It was as easy as pushing a button.
Well, aren't we lucky you showed to do the deed. It's hard to even wrap your head around.
A world without the Institute lurking in the shadows.
But that's the life the people of the Commonwealth will get to lead now. All thanks to you.
Hey, it was fun. Anything else you need blown up?
You know, I dare say you've done enough.
This is a brave new world you bushered in.
But I suppose it'll do.
OK.
Nick.
Time to hit the road?
Yep.
You interested in traveling together?
Sure.
Could be fun.
Let's head out.
Well, all right.
If you see him.
I'm so weak.
Tell Marty I say, hey, where's my 20 cats, you old
lech also hi i won't be doing that
and i think i i think you know why
uh first
oh shit it must be some kind of score
isn't that a comic on his desk i i good people do crazy things when they're scared
Don't think so. I fully search that place.
Dude, I got like an eyelash trying to poke my eyeball, dude.
We can put this one away.
These
This
Bro, you're in charge here. I've relinquished my control
Shut up
Go hunt go on a rad stag dude
a little bit good enough the north side dude the dispute well let's go kill that robot
Nick we got a special mission dude
Oh, that was easy.
Bum bum bum, bum bum bum, bum bum bum, doesn't do items.
Respawn on survival.
Yeah.
Alright, where the hell we going?
North Coast.
But it takes longer?
Oh, I see.
I wonder if we get stuck in like a starvation loop.
How does that work?
Gotta go east, mate.
Far from Home Quest?
Oh.
Adoi? I already have it. That makes you exploring the asylum? Yeah, but it wasn't as impressive.
I mean, the quest was cool. But I thought the asylum was gonna have some, some spooky
shit in it. I want to get up there.
I really don't think we've been detected. Possible stealth unit in the AO.
Burn down, burn, burn.
What the?
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
Throw the thrown nades.
It's gone sweet.
I wonder if I should have just used the iron sights.
This couple of stupidest hell you shoot, like, bounces around everywhere.
How am I healing passively I'm not guards turn off the auto heal mod please
Am I taking this shit today?
No.
Oh.
That's none of your beeswax, dude.
Am I dead?
Dog's detected.
Really?
For Habba!
For Habba!
Yep, am I an idiot?
Where's Nick at?
Iron Man was up.
Slick move pissing off the dog factions so you could eliminate them.
Yep.
Not according to plan.
I've been here.
I don't think we're alone.
I am not doing damage like that.
Oh, I was hitting the wrong thing.
Dude, you're a synth, you don't get where you're at, or do that, I actually don't know.
Nice climbing dude.
Good parkour.
Radiation damages electronics.
We're a blade chatter.
or should I say Chad or Bo
It's a nice house.
Dammit!
Come in!
I know you're listening on the other end.
Where is she?
Where is my daughter?
Can't you taste?
Keeping at this for hours.
Stop.
You need sleep.
She's out there, Ray.
Someone has her.
They could be raiders or gunners or god knows what else.
The only people in 200 years to actually repair their home.
Impressive.
I uh, hold up.
What's up?
Don't mind.
We let ourselves in.
Nick!
Thank God!
You need to get to work right away.
She could be hurt.
She could be-
Whoa, whoa, slow down.
Uh, Kenji, was it?
Why don't you go over the details with me and my partner here?
You brought a partner?
Good.
eyes the better so what's the story with you and Nick that is not important
right now you have to help me find my daughter I forgot my fucking quibble yeah
that's me lowly partner I don't even get real business cards uh right getting
back to my daughter it all started with this damn radio is my hair it's kind of
worth a much time the radio was her latest project until she made contact
with some kidnapper who lured her away from us.
Or maybe she left on her own. She's not a child anymore.
Our daughter is nineteen. She knows how to survive and she's capable.
I... think maybe she left because she wanted her own life.
No. She would have told us where she was going.
She would have said something. I know my daughter is in danger.
I can feel it. Find her, please!
Let's talk money. Investigations for the missing aren't cheap.
I'm sorry about this, Kenji. Expenses and all that.
Of course. How does 350 caps sound?
If she went far, that means travel expenses.
I am not going to barter over my daughter's life. Your fee is going to be 300 caps. Take it or leave it.
Okay.
Do you have any idea where she could have gone?
We know she took one of the boats, but that's all.
She could be anywhere.
We'll find her.
Don't you worry.
Thank you.
Her room is upstairs if that helps.
And if you had any more questions about her,
just ask.
Don't worry, Kenji.
We'll get to the bottom of this.
Just sit tight.
It's questioning time. Sailor Moon transforms into Charisma outfit.
Mrs. Nakano.
I suppose you have questions about my daughter.
I bet she knows where she went. I'd like to know more about Kasumi.
Might shine a light on where she's gone.
My daughter is strong, focused, careful.
That's how I know she's still alive, but why would she leave without telling us?
Maybe we...
No, never mind.
I don't want to waste your time.
Every detail is important, Mrs. Nakano.
Don't hold back.
It's just that we've been fighting a lot more.
All of us.
Ever since Kasumi's grandfather passed away, he was the only one that could really...
talk to her. Kenji and I don't understand machines, but those two could work together for hours.
She started staying in her grandfather's boathouse late into the night. I thought she was just trying
to cope with the loss, but now I wonder what she was up to.
Tell me more about this radio your daughter was working on.
I remember Kasumi was very excited about it. I figured she was secretly trying to make contact
with Diamond City or another settlement. We're pretty isolated out here. She only has us for
company and Kenji can be overprotective. You say in the right there.
Nothing else right now. Mr. Nakano. Did you have questions about my daughter?
Anything more you can tell me? I don't know what more to say. She's my little girl and she doesn't
I never should have let her grandfather teach her how to fix these machines.
Her grandfather? He taught her how to fix the radio?
Ever since she was old enough to walk?
Yes. Her grandfather had an ear for machines. Customy picked up the knack.
He passed away recently. He used to scavenge the ruins in the south for parts.
I kept telling him he was getting too old.
She became obsessed with this Rodney on the rock?
No more questions.
Work quickly.
Fuck off, dude.
Three in her calves.
I'm gonna take my time.
And anything valuable in your house.
Constable, my session's a exhibit?
Lamp.
Yep.
It's a lamp.
Filament plus power equals light.
I swear, sometimes I think my parents break these things just to keep me busy.
I'm not gonna do that.
I'm just gonna do it.
I swear, sometimes I think my parents break these things, just to keep me busy.
Well, looks like this is Kasumi's room.
Let's see if she left any clues about where she went.
Where are you?
He's in the wall.
Project log? Radio.
Correction? Working? Radio?
I'll finally get some news outside this house.
My handle is going to be...
Let's go with...
Ohm's Law.
That should confuse the creeps.
And if someone actually gets the reference, then...
We'll at least have circuitry in common.
Heh heh. Signed for reference.
project log dreams recording what i can remember when i wake up i keep having the same one i'm
in a white room people are talking about me like i'm not there or maybe they just don't care
and then there's this i don't know jolt like a spark of electricity to the back of my head and
and then everyone turns to look at me.
Dude, she's not seeing.
I hope I don't have it again tonight.
What the fuck?
Hey, go ahead.
What do you need?
That's all for now.
Well, all right.
I'm seeing.
Well, let's go to the boat house.
What's the last book you read?
The Bible 2.
When is the Bible 2 going to drop?
Dude, King James dropped.
King James dropped.
What, dude?
What?
You can have sex with guys now and the girls can have sex with girls, but
Dude patch notes drops
The Mormons already tried Bible to yeah, but they did it like stupid
Project Log? Um, myself. I never really thought about who or what I am, but... God. Where do I start?
The radio. I was right about the range. I managed to get a signal, a strong signal, from up north.
There's a group of people up there. They say they're all synths, synthetic people, made by the Institute.
They are trying to build a place for their kind, where they can be themselves and be accepted for what they are alongside human beings.
It sounds wonderful, but then they started asking about me and some questions came off.
Questions... I don't have answers to. I mean, I've always felt off, like I'm not really
supposed to be here, but then there are things in my childhood I can't remember, and I've
been having strange dreams. I... I'm going to go. To meet these sins, I... I have to know
the truth about myself. They've told me to sail up north to a town called Far Harbor.
I can make my way to them from there.
So the daughter takes off by boat, but more importantly, there's a colony of synths up near
this Far Harbor. We need a way to get there. Let's go talk to Kenji. He knows the water's better
than anyone. Don't see?
Why isn't this lady just like cut open her arm to see if she's like got scent parts?
You know what I mean?
Would I?
Yeah, I would take some medics first to become 25% damage resistant before I did it.
And then I would take some jets so I could do the surgery, like, perfectly.
Wait, you're going now?
Ow!
Wait, Dad, I could come with you.
I... it is better if I go alone, Cusiny.
Do not worry, I have your list.
You don't know what half that list is, Dad.
I can help you.
Really, I'll be...
I said no.
I... I'm sorry.
You're safe here, okay?
Just stay put for me.
Okay.
I know you disappointed, but I won't be long.
I love you.
I love you too, dad.
You're gonna be sitting everywhere.
You got a boat?
I'm forced to investigation.
Did you find anything?
For how much?
I think I know where Kasumi went.
A place called Far Harbor?
She went that far up north?
God, that explains why she took the boat.
There's no time to waste.
You have to go after her.
Wait, did you find out why she left Detective?
Who was she speaking to?
What does it matter?
Because I know my daughter, and if she didn't tell us where she went, then she had a reason.
Don't you want to know if she wants to be found?
You're right, Detective.
Did you find any clue to why Kasumi left home?
Hmm. I need to ask you an important question.
Are you sure your daughter is human?
What kind of question is that? Why are you asking?
Your daughter made contact with a group of synths.
She thinks she's one of them.
What? That's... that's crazy.
She's not a synth. She's our daughter. We raised her.
I... I gave birth to her. She's flesh and blood, not a synthetic.
If your daughter is a synth, Mrs. Nakano, then she's an abomination. Technology run.
But my daughter isn't a synth.
This is what I was afraid of. Someone twisting my daughter's mind. You have to get to Far
Harbor. Take my ship on the dock. It has a guidance system, a final gift from my father,
and it's built for distance.
Quibble, a magic boat ride?
Will there be sea monsters?
I know the seas aren't exactly safe. I am confident the boat can get you there unhung at least I hope
Before you go. Here's the payment we discussed
I'll have something more when Kasumi is safely back home. I know my partner here can be a little glib
But we won't rest until we get to the bottom of this
You two have my word
Please um sure
Let's go, dude.
Oh boy, can't wait to sail the boat.
Can't wait to drive the boat.
What the hell was that?
I'm burping as I drink a... a Coca-Cola.
Bah-ha-bah!
Nick!
Nick!
Nick!
Nick?
We got his ass man.
Pretend you're driving it?
Okay, but there's the machine driving it.
What am I supposed to do?
It's simple it just come no I think it's just blood
Mahabba! Mahabba! This place is huge!
Oh, there you are.
are you lost this is far harbor we don't get many visitors are you lost
This is far Harbor
We don't get many visitors around weapons or what's going to win us back our island
We don't need no freeloaders or more help me lander so you can get back in your boat and we eat Allen
This isn't your dock. It belongs to the whole town
And that means strangers are welcome. Sorry. You've caught us during a
Difficult time and but Allen's got a point not all visitors have good intentions
So what's your business here? Tell me about the synths. Any information about a
synth refuge on this island. Another Commonwealth traveler looking for a
Cadia then. Yeah how long is it gonna take for us to become the mayor of this town?
There isn't coming. Something's coming through the fog! You, help us defend the town and I'll answer any questions you have.
Opposed to the top of the wall near the main gate. The whole never lets us down. Now follow me
What's the whole
What the hell I peeled everyone
The gate! Open the gate! I've got wounded out here!
No time. Look to the fall. They're coming!
Helpers! Oh god! Defend yourselves!
Gopher?
What the...
You fucking asshole!
I
Push me up
Open the gate
There's no time look to the fall. They're coming. I got the nasty thing right now
of
the
death of
death
of
death
of
I don't know what's coming.
Angels!
Um, guys?
I did it. It was on me.
What's this way?
One.
Ew.
Plus two luck, damn.
Yeah, I'll take that.
Nooo.
Alright man, let's get back. Let's get back.
Let's go talk to the cat.
What's up, Avery?
And now you see what we're on.
So, Avery.
Not worse here than it is out there.
You sell it right in town?
I can sell that leather for 12 caps, dude.
What's the fog?
where to begin. The fog's radioactive, right? But there are pockets of it, the deep fog,
that are hard fallout. And as deadly as that is, that's only part of the problem. Things
live in the fog, thrive. You think what attacked the harbour's bad? Oh, there's far worse
further inland.
You've lost the whole island?
Oh, Fog's been here forever.
There are good years when it recedes and the island's almost normal.
And there are times when it spreads all over.
And people have to cling to any patch of land free of the Fog.
For the past, oh, eight years or so,
it's been getting as bad as it's ever been.
Now, Far Harbor's one of the only places left that's safe.
Far Harbor!
Everywhere I go, nobody's got it easy.
No argument here.
True.
I think I'm done cowering behind your damn hall every time you let me deal with the real problem
With the right people and my guns I can end those children of Adam cultists for good
The fogs been here forever. The children didn't make it before the rat eaters came the fog was under control
They come and it all goes wrong this guy's probably time we do something no need to burden the stranger with all this nonsense
What's the deal with the children of Adam they're religious
I wonder if there's a co-relation.
what happened what did he do to the preacher Alan pulled the gun on him he
claims the preacher reached for his we don't have police or really any law just
custom and popular sentiment and after everything the preacher said it was
abundantly clear doing anything to Alan would have made matters worse sounds
like you should deal with the children of Adam permanently I'm not sure that's
What's going to make our job here easier?
The mainlander sees the sense in all this?
I will do everything in my power to keep the peace here.
So go, Alan.
Sorry for all that.
You're headed for Echidia, right?
Getting there will be dangerous.
You'll need a guide.
Old Longfellow.
No one knows the thog like him.
But word of warning, he's a bit of an acquired taste.
What's Old Longfellow's story?
He's the best hunter on the island.
I love it.
Okay.
Thanks for the info.
You're welcome.
Let's go.
Alright.
Okay.
Okay.
Let's go.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
longfellas at the bar the last plank and please lend a hand around town if
you're able even if it's slapped away people like the Mariner and Cassie and
others need help and let me say something you might not hear again
thank you looks like she turned oh shit run we're going
books it are going to sleep that time
level
no
I don't know what to get, maybe just more strength?
9 to become Goku?
Fucking instant transmission
Let's see here.
Help them.
Help me.
Mariner.
Mariner, the whole took a battering to be sure, but she wouldn't be standing at all.
It weren't for you.
I call me the Mariner, shipwright, handyman, the only one keeping the harbor afloat.
Well, this I Captain Acre.
A pleasure to meet you.
Likewise, I hope the island doesn't kill you quick or slow for that matter.
I don't suppose you'd be willing to lend a hand.
In order to do proper repairs, I need tools, specialized tools,
and they won't be easy to come by.
450 caps if you can, though.
So I'd be risking my life for only 450 caps.
I'm a bit short on caps.
But I have old Jimmy's shotgun I can give you.
Heavens know he can't use it anymore.
Okay, sign me up. I'll help. Eagle's Cove, Tannery. Tools are certain to be there. Now get.
She's so mean.
Go on, get it.
Go on.
I am the one that saved all your asses, so yeah, we've defended this damn dock from
crabs and worse for months without you.
Yeah, you helped.
But we've paid our dues and blood and bullets.
The day we rely on outsiders for our security is the day we're as good as dead.
I still put myself in harm's way for you.
Some gratitude would be nice.
We've had some real pieces of work come through here.
You've been...
All right so far.
Yeah, for your help.
But there's one exception.
That is, if you meant what you said to Avery about the children of Adam.
Anyone willing to put those bastards down,
I'll sell my Top Shelf Ordinance too with a smile.
Thanks.
Show me what you got.
You got it.
Here's the lever action.
What you got for Emma?
You ain't got no 7-6-2.
Here's the harpoon. Wait, do you have a harpoon?
Yeah, it's two each.
That's pretty cheap.
It's like a sniper rifle fire rate too
And oh my meet hook
We got the pole hook
Sledgehammer. Puncturing.
I feel like I haven't seen a Sledgehammer.
Oh, maybe I actually think I have. I'm done.
Top. The fish catcher. 40% less action point cause.
Nothing unique.
Okay.
Allie, you need some firepower?
Show me what you got.
You got it.
Show me your moves.
You want to buy a suicide note?
I can sell all of my shit, right?
magazines? Might be time. I got 376 lockpicks.
Are these models sell for a lot of the real ones?
Sell the pre-war money?
Oh, we will.
Welcome to the bait shop.
Remember this guy.
Do you need any odds and ends?
I'm your man.
Let's deal, of course.
I'm your man.
Let's deal. Of course.
He's kinda yoked.
Nah, he's more like a joke.
Angie Perception? You guys like that, by the way?
I've been working on my bit.
My bit.
Wait stranger, you need odds and junk or nicknacks. You've come to the right place
The guy voices Alan is dr. Strange and rival. Let's see what you have here's what I got
It's pretty neat. Also Nick's moving like an scp in the background
Here by the suicide now
Kind of bumming my inventory out
Do you want to buy all of my quest relevant free stuff?
Damn I could really just smash enter here, it wouldn't matter.
How'd you know my name was Enter?
Hey.
You're that mainlander who just got here.
Better watch yourself, because this island seems and hears everything you do.
I should know.
I watched the island tear down the greatest family that ever set foot in Far Harbor.
It's a tale of cleanest plagues and vengeance.
Sounds interesting. I'd like to hear it.
I thought you might say that. My family, the Dalton's, was the pride of Far Harbor for generations.
even back before the war it was lumber and fish and that made the Dalton's
rich but they got greedy took too much from the island the islands been
getting revenge ever since killing us off one by one I'm the last Dalton still
standing she said like now our story takes an unexpected turn a mysterious
The stranger comes to far harbour, someone strong, someone capable.
With the stranger's help, the last living Dalton finally has a chance to avenge her bloodline
and suffer all.
I get it, I'm the stranger and you need my help.
Fine, but you better make this worth my time.
Don't worry about that.
One thing that Dalton's never been is war.
Now, on to the first chapter in our tale of vengeance.
That would be the sad story of Freckle-faced Peaty.
Peaty was my cousin.
He was a good lad, never caused trouble.
He thought all those freckles brought him luck, but...
Well, not so much.
He was out foraging at the National Park campground when the island sick some feral ghouls on him.
Island's a sneaky bastard when it wants to be.
Anyway, he made it back to town, but died from his injuries that night.
Of course, those perils are still out there, waiting to kill the next poor dude who comes along.
Damn, shame that.
Go deal with them yourself.
Haven't you been listening to anything I've said? I'm
Adulting the island knows me
It's just waiting for me to set foot outside that gate, but you young new here
It'll never see you coming
Okay, those schools are as good as dead good good
It's long past time those shamblers paid for what they did to Pete
Yeah, let's deal happily you got any 44 a.m. I'll take a lever active to
You wanna napkin?
Notice to slow come Joe.
I don't think I need this.
Alan, are we doing business?
Yeah.
Show me what you got.
Don't try anything.
Show me your moves.
Again.
Brother, we had a lot of that.
uh-oh
We're getting to the ours
We're gonna lose some money maybe
Nooo...
How much was that for the A-25H?
36 technical documents?
Dude, that's not fucking funny!
36 technical documents. Dude, that's not fucking funny.
You shut the fuck up. Not everything left to give. Look at this.
Boom! You're really making no caps off of this? That's okay.
I got lots of stuff to sell. Just not on me.
Let's go talk to Long Shlong, shall we?
Yeah, we cleaned out our miscellaneous tab. That's more valuable than anything.
Captain Avery said you can get me to Acadia.
I think there was a scuffle out there.
You get your hands dirty?
I'm done reading people with their deaths in the fog.
Last for what couldn't keep them.
Then last five minutes.
I'm not some no-name mainland guy.
I'm tough enough for the whole island.
Sling a bit of lead on the hull
and now you think you're ready to walk in the fog, do you?
Things you'll see inland make that look like a Sunday stroll.
I helped the harbor out.
I figured all here would be something at least.
Well, I suppose there's a bit of truth there.
I can get you, Acadia.
But you've got to listen to me.
Go where I say, when I say.
Still won't be easy.
You stock up on your necessities, radax and the like.
And then the real work can begin
Don't order me around
You want to make this a one-way trip?
By all means ignore me if you want to live then heat me I
Need to take care of a few things handle your necessities then often
Hmm
Yeah, looks like I got to go with him.
Jesus, I mean, surely, I mean, just go on your own.
I mean, maybe we can find a KDA there we go
You I markers across the on enough
But a Katie is not on here bro
I don't want to go with this guy old CPU shot
Mainlander, today's your lucky day.
Previous for ya! Ha-ha!
You have anything a bit stronger?
Pushing your luck, are ya? Ha!
I like it. Take this. Top shelf all around.
So, drink up!
Stay here over long and the fall will claim ya.
And today I think you will meet her with a belly full of fire, eh?
I'd like a drink.
Let's get you liquored up then!
Ha!
Ha ha ha!
Fuck you.
We're the only ones with bar in town.
Alright man, let's do it.
Hey there.
You ready to head to Acadia?
Fine.
Let's go, long fellow.
Follow me.
Is he going to come with me?
I'm ready.
I'm ready.
Yeah, he coming.
I'm coming.
It'll be just easy.
The fog ain't like nothing else in the continent.
Rainlanders think it goes the bradaways all you need.
Dracks, fresh ones, trappers of it.
When the bullets start flying, you find cover.
Keep your head down if you're in the middle.
can you give your companion a batman and will they fire it unlimited
I'll show
what was that
Get in the place we go!
This gun sounds cool.
I like this gun.
He got the lever action, dude.
You know, I should try not shooting their head off just to poke up.
Just to see what these people look like.
Are they evil or are they evil?
Hey, where'd he go?
The fuck?
Oops, he was not marked.
of
the
of
the
Maybe we can sit down.
What?
Yo, he's sniffing, dude.
I don't know how to get up there.
Okay, you can start sprinting after you jump.
Oh man.
Yep.
I mean, the armor looks cool, I think.
You chill, bro?
I'm gonna have a bad scratch.
Figured I'd have to take care of a lot of them.
Might just make the proper far harbormen out of you.
I have a good...
Hmm.
See the fog and do a number on you.
Get you all turned around.
That's something of your brain.
Trappers were mean to begin with, but now...
Now they're sick and gross.
They're the same guy?
Oops.
I'm on the boat.
That's sick.
That's sick.
It can't be automatic. You can make it automatic.
Okay.
I hope I went out of...
I'm doing that!
Wait, dog detected!
Wait, real dogs!
I'm in my element.
You like them puppies?
We grow everything extra mean.
I still got a ways to go.
They usually stick to the deep fog.
Best we steer clear.
I'm gonna go pull it.
Never know.
I was a young lad, though higher than you and me.
whole island was covered in fog. The fog eventually rolled back. People reset. They got comfortable.
It started taking things for granted. The fog got short memories. All this has happened before.
fucking all-knowing mariner trope what is it it's a golfer
They're fighting the local wild life, mate.
It's all mine.
I don't want to loot these guys, because I'm getting covered because of a fucking weak pussy, dude.
of
the
I guess I can whatever fucked a feral ghoul of bottle of four dude, maybe that one gangster
lady we shot and killed?
You should like you with my idea.
You did.
Oh.
You guys are from Fallout 4?
What?
Stringing one more soul to the damnation, old man?
Well, what have we here?
You got lucky.
What's the say that?
Another rat worshiping lunatic.
That's what.
Your barbs do not harm me. I am shielded by my faith.
How about bullets? Faith shield you against those two?
I like how the lady described this guy as having a reputation, but he's just kind of like a
swarthy old guy.
Let's just settle down.
He's not even that bad.
Waste of ammo.
Do not sell me this one with your blasphemy, old man.
You, I suggest you go no further.
Acadia is a nest of snakes, beasts that subvert the will of Adam.
Tell me about Adam.
Alright, I'm listening.
Tell me about Adam.
Tell me.
He says in the hazmat suit.
Look around.
You stride through his kingdom.
A land blanketed beneath sacred fog.
I love Adam.
A land Adam has claimed for his children.
And you may join our family if he deems you worthy
Worthy
What do I have to do to join there's a ritual his children must perform if you succeed
You will be rewarded with entrance into our family. I
found the children about him in the main game or I said on their outpost before the
the
glowing sea
nothing second thought, I'm good
so be it
but I would be mindful where you step
after all
you're in Adam's kingdom now
if you're done wasting time with a big make
you're not beyond saving brother
arms!
I say it's time for a brisk
anything useful?
up ahead, here's
We got to pick and choose when we destroy our Valentine rep because I don't think he really likes us
Hey, no, she what I can do dude. She's a radiating me by being close to me
Hey Valentine go ahead
How are we doing Nick? Hard to say. You know some folks are just out for themselves
Some want to help those in need
I need. Jury's still out, which camp you're in.
Am I able to-
Oh, nothing.
Well, alright.
Still do the- still join the children of the atom? I assume so.
Up ahead.
No way it hinges on me saying yes, L.A.
No fog. The jade is not too far now.
that
hold on got a change
and
not done, yeah.
I can handle things from here. Good luck in there. And I'm serious about the offer. You ever want to hunt the forest and waters of the island together?
I could think of worse things to do. Whiskey's running low. Better find some more and soon.
This guy's cool.
Help Captain Every.
What?
Oh, she had her own class.
Well?
Well?
Time to get...
I wonder if I forgot to talk to me about...
Please, Steve.
kind welcomes you, as long as you welcome us.
Well, in that case, I want to nuke a cola, some stimpaks,
Kasumi Nakano returned to her family and...
A pony.
Ha ha ha.
I see.
I'm afraid some of those things are not in a position to give.
Kasumi is here.
She's safe and unharmed.
And you're free to see her, if you'd like.
Before you do, though, tell me, do you think Kusumia is a synth?
We're not answering any more questions until you play straight with us.
Just who the hell are you, really?
There's only one synth with that kind of face and a mind of his own.
And I only see him when I look in a mirror.
Nick?
It... it can't be you.
Don't give me that.
What are you trying to pull? I've never seen you before in my life.
Please, if you're willing to give me a chance, I can explain.
Whippum!
I know this joke. Two androids walking to a bar.
I'm afraid the punchline isn't going to be very funny.
We were prototypes, Nick.
The first since capable of independent thinking and judgment.
Keep talking.
One of the institute's experiments had to do with how our brains could process personality.
If we could handle individualized feelings and behaviors, I was allowed to develop mine based on experience.
But with you, they wanted to try transferring an entire personality into you.
It took several attempts before the personality imprint worked.
I saw you wake up not knowing who or what you were so many times I couldn't let them do it to you anymore.
We were the only two prototypes they made.
I literally saw myself in you.
You were my brother, Nick.
I helped you escape the Institute.
We left together.
If I were your brother, I'd remember.
That's where you'd be wrong.
This happened over a century ago.
There's only so much memory that can fit into the prototype brains we have.
I've heard enough.
I think you and I need to talk about this.
Maybe not now, though.
Nick couldn't get another hard drive.
Nick, is he really your brother?
If he is, it's new to me.
Can sense even be related?
Just because we're from the same assembly line, does that make us family?
I gotta think about this.
Is it really possible that you wouldn't remember any of this?
You mean between the Institute fail safes, the beatings I've taken over the years and
plain old age? Or are you buying this hold as only so much room of their argument?
I dunno...
It's not like we've got the instruction manual.
MMMMMMMMMMMMMM
We need to get back to why we're here.
Kasumi Nakano...
Nick...
I don't need you to believe me.
I'm just glad to see you again.
Whenever you're ready.
I'll be here.
Now, about young Kasumi...
it's important that you understand exactly why she's here I asked you
before if you think she's really a sin if you could indulge me with an answer
my gut says yes but I'm feeling gonna do some stupid shit she is a sense that's
why she left home Kasumi had honest questions about herself she came here
for answers, none of us take this transition lightly. She's facing the possibility of her
entire life being a lie that someone stripped her very identity from her and made her into
something she isn't. I want you to understand that before you see her. She has a chance
It's here to live as a synth, not hiding, not pretending to be something else.
One more question, if you'll indulge me.
You're here for Kasumi, but I suspect there could be another reason you came to us.
Tell me, are you a synth?
In the back of my mind, I've always suspected that's what I thought.
If you don't mind, what's the first thing you can remember?
I remember being in my house the day the bombs fell.
We ran to the vault, we were frozen.
I was the only survivor.
No memories before then.
Just a single day and then waking up alone.
We so easily accept what's presented to us as the truth.
Don't we?
Isn't it funny how a memory can feel like a whole different reality?
People, places, even sounds and colors can change.
Or someone else has changed them.
I won't lie to you.
There will always be other explanations.
Trauma.
Disease.
The background radiation.
They all take their toll on the mind.
But I can promise you that we will accept you.
No matter what you decide you are.
Whatever!
Thank you.
You've given me a lot to think about.
I'm glad to hear it.
The Cadia is open to you.
Feel free to walk the grounds, introduce yourself to my co-founders, Faraday and Chase, and I'm sure you're eager to talk to Kasumi.
She's usually working down below. Is there anything else you need from me?
Didn't the Institute keep you alive for your DNA? How could you be a synth?
What if they already took us and then replaced us with a synth? We could be a
synth. You should know the Institute has been destroyed. What? It's over? No more
Corsair hunts? No more slavery? But that also means the technology to make the
since is lost our origins have been buried not to mention the loss of human life you take radiation
damage i'm not going to judge the actions of someone who's wiped out a great evil you have our
gratitude is there anything else you need whatever a special kind of scent that can take radiation
damage. I'm in the Brotherhood of Steel. We have plenty to say about since. How dangerous they are.
We're not dangerous. Those who've used us tried to replace humans with my kind.
They're dangerous. All we want is to live in peace on our own. See for yourself.
Walk through Acadia. Talk to my people. We aren't a threat to anyone.
Hmm.
Alright. I'll reserve judgement for now.
Thank you. Now, was there anything else we can do for you?
Tell me more about this place, Acadia.
All I want is to bring as many simps here as I can, and give them a chance to know what they really are.
really are to embrace it. Beyond that, we just want to live in peace.
Nick is an uncle of ruckus.
I don't have any grand plans for expansion.
Not to be existing as we are now is enough.
Was there anything else?
Dude, Steve Buck joined the Brotherhood, destroyed the Institute,
killed his son because he created sense, all to read humanity of sense, and now maybe he's a sin.
The whole time.
Who are you? What's your story?
I came to this island over a century ago, hiding from my creators, the Institute.
But after my escape helped me secured, I was left with nothing.
No programmed tasks.
No false memories.
I spent a year just sitting in a cave.
Just sitting.
day it finally occurred that maybe I could decide for myself what to do who I was I've
been doing that ever since was there anything else
god I hope I hope we can be a sense so yes either they were escapees we managed
to find before the institute could or they were victims of a mind wipe and we revealed the truth to them
uh we're level thanks for something i should and we're going to pick us up of course
because we're in there a long time are you feeling all right i'm fine we worry too much sometimes i
feel like you don't worry enough you know we blew three more relays this week i'm coming in you stay right
There
The Valentine really just does sit down on random shit
So
Thank you
Wasn't this door locked
There were some of my bonuses.
Where's my bonuses?
That's Nick to do it?
That's it.
Fuck no.
Wait, he likes that when I slice?
When I be hacking and shit?
Whoa.
Hey.
Whoa.
Eh.
Every synth convinced to come here has been assured that he or she will come to no harm
My job is to make sure they all remain safe. No matter what she's wearing closer armor
Is that course? How do you manage to track down since and bring them here?
I
Have a network of contacts throughout the area some from my time with the Institute
Some after I know the Institute's tactics and use that to my advantage
advantage. You have Dima's blessing. So by all means, make yourself comfortable.
Tell me about Acadia.
Dima's told you most of what it's as safe as we can make it for...
So what's your story?
I used to be a coarser, returning since that I'd escaped from the Institute. I was tracking
a synth and instead found Dima. He convinced me of the truth and the error of my ways.
I rejected the Institute, made sure they couldn't track me.
How?
I dedicated my life to instead helping synths find freedom.
They stopped making lady coursers because of her?
Why?
What does her being a lady have to do with the name?
Why was there a conclusion?
Oh yeah, when did synth go rogue?
Or course or go rogue?
Uh, I'd like to help you all. Is there anything I can do?
Actually, as a matter of fact there is. If you're serious about contributing, well,
we've got a situation I need someone to look into. You've had some experience traveling around the
island, so you may be decently equipped to handle it.
What's the problem?
We were expecting a new synth to arrive, and he should have been here by now. There's been no
sign of him, and I'm concerned that he might have become lost on the way here.
Why do her eyes look dead?
Just a fucking synth?
This island is a death trap.
Your synth probably ended up as my alert food.
I certainly hope not.
But I'd like to know for certain.
You should start by talking to Brooks in Far Harbor.
He's one of us.
He's the one who meets the new arrivals
and gets them started on the journey here.
Of course, he's not likely to tell you anything
without proof that you're working for me.
If he doesn't cooperate,
tell him that his designation is
is L792. That should convince him. That's as much help as I can give you for now. If
that synth is out there alone, he won't last long.
Okay, stop turning around, it's weird. NPCs in Fallen 4B like...
Issue
My appeal will play their guard guard with a Z
Katie I may not I can do that outside, but it's all some of us got right back was like
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
You
Oh
Uh-oh, I don't think I have any Charisma item.
Look at this.
I wonder if I can walk up to her and just convince her to leave.
We don't have to worry, right?
Emote Redemption?
The tree is completely bright.
Time to take my drugs.
Kasumi Nakano?
Sorry, I'm right in the middle of something.
Your parents sent me.
They want you to come home.
They... they do what?
You came all this way for me.
Every left without telling your folks why.
You must have known they'd be worried.
Look, my mom and dad, I mean, those people that were taking care of me, they wouldn't want me back,
no matter if they knew the truth.
Uh, what do you mean?
I'm not their daughter. I'm a synth. I thought if I just left, it would be easier for them.
How would that conversation have gone anyway? I've been lying to you this whole time?
Your real daughter is dead and I replaced her?
What if she's just doing synth bass?
until I've gotten to the bottom of it.
I've been running long enough.
You're coming with me.
You're coming with me, Kasumi.
No, I can't. I'm sorry.
But there's something terrible going on here, and I...
Wait.
Wait.
You find things.
Track down answers.
That's what you do, right?
That's why you came after me?
What if I told you that there's a secret?
A big secret.
Here, on this island.
way more important than just one lost girl equipped sister there's a lot of
things on this island more important if you could just hold the jokes for a
second you saw all those computers that Dimas hooked up to right they hold his
memories or offload data from his brain or maybe some combination of both well
Friday asked me to help do some repairs on them and you know I got curious
There's like a century's worth of life experiences in there, and that's when I see it.
Data models Dima has been making.
One was the fog taking over Far Harbor, another was a nuclear detonation on the island, plus
death counts.
What if Dima is so open and welcoming because he's actually hiding something from us, a
plan to wipe out the rest of the island?
We should get to the bottom of this.
Dima is putting on an act. We need to know I
Think Dima's way cooler than your TV a trust Dima after you came all this way for I didn't come to Acadia for him I
Came here
Because this place offered answers and now that I found a place I belong
I'd rather not lose it all if Dima is secretly planning to destroy everything
thing.
Qua, personally, I find calculated mass murder to be very soothing.
Look, help me out, and if I'm wrong, you can make all the jokes you want.
Now, I've tried doing some digging on my own, but I haven't had much luck.
I keep seeing Dima, Faraday, and Chase head into the laboratory at the other end of the
hall.
Then, they come out later, looking like they've been arguing.
There's actually a storage space right next to there.
It'd be a perfect spot to hide an eavesdrop, but it's been locked up
I've also tried breaking into Faraday's terminal since he and Deemar are so close, but the security on it is crazy
I'll just talk to Deemar. This'll be easier if I just talk to Deemar
Convincing that he needs to be honest with us. All right. Good luck. Let me know what you find out from one case to a new one
It's never easy for us, is it?
I swear someone has the key to that store trip.
Maybe.
Cog?
He's always moving supplies around as they come in.
They named her Synth Cog, huh?
Synth Checker?
I highly doubt you could kill her.
I assume you're not planning on staying on.
Alright.
Hey there.
Sounds like you got the all clear.
So what's your story?
I came here looking for Kasumi.
Oh, isn't that sweet of you.
That Kasumi's a good enough kid, I suppose.
A little confused, maybe.
But then, aren't we all?
Not that anyone's asking, but I'll tell you.
It all gets easier to deal with when you realize none of it matters.
What you are, where you came from,
came from, let go of all that, and life gets simple.
Quip, you must be the life of the party around here.
If we had parties, I damn well would be.
Anyway, lately I've taken to amusing myself of trading.
Don't have much to work with, but I'm always
happy to make a good deal.
Let me know if you need something.
I probably won't have it, but let me know anyway.
Hey, Kasumi said she needed the key to the storage room
downstairs.
Can I borrow it?
Well, yeah, I guess.
I mean, you could, but I lost it.
Should never have agreed to help Faraday move
all that equipment in the observatory.
Like there could be anything I'm carrying
that's going to damage team's computers.
I was shoving things around in that upper floor
that circles the wall of the telescope room, if that helps.
Hi.
Need something?
Hey, Kasumi said,
Well, yeah, like there could be anything. I was walking need something
Hey, Kasumi said she needed the key. Well, yeah, I guess like there could be anything
I was shoving things around the floor that circles the wall of the telescope room upper floor that circles the wall of the telescope room
I didn't realize this was a telescope, but I didn't really look.
Where are you Wow, here I am looking for
or demon.
It to be hidden.
Okay.
Tommy says she's seen parts of your memories, death projections, for Far Harbor and the
center of the element.
That's unfortunate.
She should be focusing on herself, her new life.
She shouldn't have to bear the burden of the outside world.
Not Smith.
This is a matter best left to me and my advisors.
We aren't planning to destroy the island.
Those projections were merely to help us realize the cost of inaction.
Just a handy reference, huh?
Expect us to just take your word on it?
I'm getting sick of this whole noble leader bullshiffering, people.
Now stop hiding and tell me the truth.
Alright, you've made your point.
There's a conflict that's been brewing on this island shortly after we built Acadia.
Between Far Harbor and the Children of Atom.
put they want to kill each other and each side wants us to help them we've tried to stay neutral
but far harder is going to have to play the fog so that's when we built the condensers for them
and i was friends with the previous leader of the children of adam professor martin i even gave
them their headquarters the submarine base they named the nucleus which was a mistake because martin
is gone and the new confessor, Tectus, is completely insane.
He's been threatening us.
They force us to choose a side.
I left behind something very important in that submarine base I gave them.
Dima's earliest memories are stored in the military computer banks in that base.
The pre-war security systems and confessor Martin's goodwill were supposed to keep them
safe.
But now Tectus is in charge, and he's after Dima's memories.
We don't even know what's in them.
But we do know that I spent nearly a century on this island alone.
Whatever's in there is too dangerous to allow Technus to get his hands on them.
So what can I do to help?
If you're willing to retrieve what I've lost and bring my memories back to me,
then we'd all be one step closer to solving this conflict without bloodshed.
You'll have to get through the children of Adam's base.
You're new on the island, so you might be able to pose as a recruit.
Then, once you get to the memory banks, you'll have to use a special program Dima and I have been working on to break through the security systems.
It's not going to be like a normal hack.
You'll be breaking through a version of my own mental network.
It'll consider you to be an intruder.
I've loaded the program with some instructions I've recorded that will help guide you through it.
I'm afraid it's difficult to explain without seeing it for yourself
Well, I'm gonna replace all your memories with pictures of cats
Yeah
Well, I suppose that would certainly make remembering some of my darker hours more
Fuzzy, in all seriousness, good luck
Lay by
I understand the risks you're taking on our behalf
it's in all our best interest that you succeed one more thing before you leave
out quit whatever you do don't assault the children of Adam directly our
ultimate goal must be to bring peace if you attack them they'll consider
themselves at war with the outside world if we find anything suspicious in those
Those memories of yours will be back.
Count on it.
Okay.
That just happened.
Am I right fellas?
So
Turns out Dima's earliest memories are in the hands of the children of Adam
He's afraid of what they're gonna find. So is that what those death projections were about?
It wasn't Dima or is he still hiding something?
What could be in those memories that he would leave them behind?
Is there really something in them that's
Dangerous? Yeah
Oops
I'm getting paid for all this right? Don't worry. I have money
Not to mention the fact that you'll have whatever secrets are in Dima's earliest memories
He lived on the island for almost a century before building a cadia. He has to know about some treasure somewhere
Don't you think?
Yes
About the children of Adam. What do you know about them?
Well, I heard about them a little bit back in the Commonwealth
Radiation worship something like that. I wasn't in for a harbor long, but there's a lot of hatred for them there
I overheard someone talking about killing a child of Adam missionary. I can see why Dima would be worried
We just need to make sure we know he's not up to something else
Mmm, I got this program that Faraday and Dima wrote. It's supposed to help me access the memory banks. Really?
How would that work?
When I was taking a peek in the computers he has here Dima was hooked up to his chair
I was just tapping into it
I wonder if you'll need to, you know, connect to the old banks the way he does?
Some kind of connection between your head and the computer.
Oh, but that's it! And then, Bear Day's program would be translating Dima's thoughts and data,
helping you through any security guarding it.
I'm sorry, I'm making assumptions, it's just...
If all I find in those memories is just a hundred years worth of Dima staring at a wall,
I'm gonna be really annoyed.
Well, if you did that's almost good, right? That means they're harmless
Anyway, good luck
Yeah, babe
I did good
Reveal your parts sin
They thought of everything.
Inacces to demon's terminal.
I wonder if that's the, uh, yep, that's the one out there.
Who the fuck is Brooks?
Let's go see what they want, but it's probably just busy work.
We'll see.
big ears so you've talked to Dima you know why we're here I certainly hope
that you'll consider helping us Dima's vision is worth fighting for so you're
a sin I am I hope that's not a problem for you Dima has worked hard for us
where we can be safe from those who don't accept us he's put so much of
himself into this all his time and energy devoted to helping others he never
stops to think of himself sometimes I worry about well if I wasn't here to
make sure his equipment is all functional and that's not even mentioning
maintaining the fog condensers ask him why the people who made a maze here so
big right wouldn't want to loan a few no not really if there's anything I can do
to help out, just let me know.
happen what happened to the book why didn't it make I'm not entirely sure to
be honest trappers fog crawlers there's no end to what's out there and what
might still be out there I was that a curse but I already lost someone once I
don't want to see that happen again so are you up for it that's like basic
info about the job I don't do much for free Saturday right of course I should
have thought of that how does 100 caps out no didn't you say this might be
dangerous 100 caps things a little light dangerous involved well yes there is
that possibility would 200 caps be more agreeable no Faraday come on I want to
help you I really do 200 caps it's just I mean it's a little insulting oh dear I'm
I'm so sorry insulting you was not my intention. Is 300 caps less insulting?
That's really about all I can spare.
No, why don't we just agree that you'll give me all the caps you've got?
Fine. 400 caps is as much as I can spare. Now, please let me know when you found the drives.
Thanks, what'd I miss?
That was fast.
And chase excuse me. Did you need something? I'd like to help you. Is there anything I can do you're already taking care of it
Aren't you?
Look, what did she ask me to do? Oh
Shit oh
We're gonna go meet Brooks
Fine
I mean, this place is pretty cool though, let me just accept that, and be happy with
up
We're gonna leave Valentine you're scaring the day you're scaring the locals
Well, I need to talk to you about our missing synth. Yeah, that's not something to talk about without siders
She could either buy something or move it all
I
Famous far have a hospitality. I have a lot of it grows on you. Will there be anything else?
Look Chase sent me so unless you want to piss her off you'd better lose the attitude right now chase
Name sounds vaguely familiar. I can't quite please it
Anyway, you want to buy something this guy's greaser than me. I'm working with chase
She told me that your designation is L-792.
Okay, I believe you. Keep it down, all right?
It's real private information.
Oh, the sense you're talking about.
He's a younger guy. Maybe early 20s with white hair.
He goes by the name Derrick. Thing Ace.
He showed up way earlier than he was supposed to.
Thought a coarser was on his tail, so he rushed the timetable.
To be honest, the guy was a wreck.
shitless looking over his shoulder every five minutes and attracting unwanted
attention tried to calm them down but he panicked and ran off into the fog
that was the last I saw of him dude has eyes like a prey animal relax I'll take
care of this sorry my nerves are a little shot right now look if you're
really going after that synth pretty sure you took the road south of the town
you could head that way just be careful out there and thanks there are many who
go out in the fog that was sent especially one they don't even know I
feel like shit about what happened I really do I hope you can make it right
Yo mother makes for seven
Thank you
Let's do
This one
Avery I'll be straight with you
It's never easy to ask anyone on this island for help much less stranger
But I've got a responsibility to these people and I have a job for you if you're up for it
Besides, I know you're tougher than you look
I'm happy to help with anything. I can't if you say so we get our drinking water from a purifier
Not far outside of town
We had a bad storm not long before you got here and it must damage the fog condensers that protect
Moon is Canadian thanks for seven
I sent Howard Dunbar out to fix them. He was out there when the Myerlurks hit us
And I'm I'm afraid they might have got him too. I was hoping you might go have a look if
The worst happened
Maybe you could get those vodka mentors back online if you're up to it just head south out of town
It's paying work of course
I wouldn't ask a stranger to stick their neck out on our behalf
Unless I was willing to pay a fair share for it time for the fake down
All right, I'll head out there now good our water supply won't last much longer
Okay
I have her
It's out there
I'm sorry, and I help you.
Whoa, it's gonna make me throw up.
Hold on, I've seen this church before.
Now, hold on there, mister.
No way, such a fucking dumb chud, man.
Got it.
We're almost encumbered.
Ha ha ha.
Wait.
You miss gothic locks not me
Noooo! Powered us!
Wait, what? There's four of them.
But I only got three parts. Explain good.
Wait, hold on.
This cusp marker doesn't exist. It's not real.
I did it.
Dude, we're loud questing right now, dude.
Hell yeah.
Hey, what?
Oh.
It's a different quest.
I need drugs in here you got telephones what is having a higher
They're a lot to do.
Exactly.
Get measured of your general good fortune.
Crits?
So I can't help but notice that at one crit, or one luck, I don't get random crits.
Because I have not been good.
Hmm.
There's a trail of blood.
You never did makes the crypt are filled faster
Yeah, I know about overdrive
I'm home fresh meat crawling in from the fog don't care if it's my alert or man
I'm not looking for trouble. I just need to find someone a young man with white hair
You help me. I'll leave. Yeah
We found him one of the fogs creatures already attacked him. He was bleeding out
You know, I waste the meat here. Well, what's left take it?
Now go don't come back
Damn.
You are lucky we don't kill you, old son.
Boss is generous for now.
Next time, we hunt you down.
Well, I mean...
Double kill, kill, kill.
of
the one time the cleave is coming in
who wanted this one chase
,
burn 6.
That looks like a guy with a rocket launcher, but it was just the way he was holding his
gun and I thought it was about to get buh- buh- buh- buh- buh- blけれb!
Blast it!
Go upstairs!
FUCK!
Hey, let me ask you something.
What?
Sure.
Ask away.
It's just with everything that's happened with you and your family, it's a whole hell
of a lot to process I wanted to make sure you're holding up all right yeah I'm
all right huh you're a tougher nothing I thought tougher than I was took me a
long damn time to get a feel for this place thank goodness I found Diamond
City it's got its flaw I'm sure but it beats the hell out of anywhere else in
the Commonwealth of course when I took up there back when people were just as
scared of the institute as they are now. Maybe more. The massacre of the CPG was still pretty
fresh in people's minds at that point. And folks were still losing sleep over the broken
mask. Plenty of people assumed I was just a saboteur, moving in to melt down the reactor
or poison the drinking water. But at the time, they couldn't exactly turn me away.
Why would you want to live among bigots like that?
Now I couldn't really blame them, given the circumstances, but folks sure started turning the other cheek when I showed up with the mayor's daughter, gal of about 15, pride and joy of the mayor back then, and by the name of Henry Roberts.
The young Miss Roberts decided she'd run off with some caravan hand she'd known for an evening.
It turns out the guy was part of a gang of kidnappers.
I didn't even know who I was rescuing.
I stumbled on a crying girl in four tufts.
I took her home and the mayor dubbed me a hero.
Offered me a place in town.
Lots of folks protested and said I was a spy, but he wouldn't have it.
Taking up in the city was tricky at first, but I never tried to hide what I was and people
seemed to warm to that.
Where's this question?
You're not a spy, right?
Testing, testing. Hello, Institute. Can you hear me?
Oh, if I know. I am. The Institute's plan to gather intel on all the runaways of the Commonwealth has been going off without a hitch.
Why would you want to stay in a place you clearly weren't wanted?
There were times I seriously considered going. I started off doing the jobs no one else wanted.
You got more banged up being Diamond City's handyman than I ever did living out in the
ruins.
But I guess folks never forgot I rescued the mayor's daughter so they started coming to
me when people went missing.
Wife runs off with a new paramour and takes the rent money with her.
Talk to the synth.
An upset father decides moving him and the kids to a good neighbor and the dead of nights,
not the worst damn idea since the bomb.
Go get Nick.
a while the jobs got so backed up they didn't even ask me to do the handyman
stuff anymore. Hell I was so happy to do it it was months before I started
charging anyone. I never stopped being Nick the synth but it was Nick the
detective folks came to see. It was about then that things, well things finally
started feeling normal. It took me a long time to realize that home is where you
make it. And with some time and effort this place can be home for you too.
That's a long story, but I hope it helps. Want to get moving?
So it said dog meat doesn't talk this much.
Fuck, dude, I mean I think it's on this road, right?
I don't mind listening to his story.
Storytime, yippee!
They're like Nick is a character?
Yeah.
Although...
We'll see what happens here.
Alright, shit in here boys.
Didn't hear boys.
Or we dropped it.
Just took out to a meadow town.
We were running out of room rate.
Should we do what?
This is not the house.
Erm guys.
Can I hit a Fortnite emote for you?
Hmm, which one?
I don't really know any off the top of my head.
I know.
Firm.
Da-ba-da-ba-da-ba-da-ba-da-ba-da-ba-da-ba-da-ba-da-ba-da-ba-da-ba-da-ba-da-ba-da-ba-da-ba-da-ba-da-ba-da-ba-da-ba.
Right?
That's all I know, though.
And I don't even- I didn't even do it right.
I'm gonna be honest.
maybe gonna tell okay why'd I have to come up here
crap but that's a banner no don't type owned
oh fuck
guys I found it. I found it. Mom. Remember earlier in the stream when that guy in chat
No, he literally just said the absolute incorrect thing.
He literally just said the wrong thing.
So, he already did.
Those fog condensers are back online.
Good.
Our water supply was starting to get low.
Wasn't sure how much longer we could hold out.
Did you find Howard?
Um.
He died trying to get those condensers fixed.
The man is a hero.
Yes, yes he is.
I'll make sure we remember him as such.
Well, I said it was paying work.
200 caps should be enough.
Captain.
Nobody's gonna want to help you out unless you're prepared to pay a fair wage. Oh, well, I can't argue with that. I
Suppose I could spare a little more. I can give you
250 caps. I know you got more than that. Keeping everyone supplied with water is worth a lot more than that
You don't know when to quit, do you? I think I'll stick with the original offer 200 caps and no more now. Here's your pay
I've got to start making arrangements for Howard
So I'll say goodbye
Fine
She didn't know in me I have the power to kill her whenever I want remember that
Bump but that's a better
I'm over the better for me for that. Bye. Bye little wet
I'm logged by a hag.
She's not a hag, she's a captain.
Your missing synth was jumped by cannibal trappers.
He didn't survive.
That poor bastard.
That synth came here to live in peace, and we failed him in the worst way possible.
That's my fault.
I should have gone out there to meet him.
You were a coarser.
Damn it all.
I'm glad we were able to bring some closure to the matter.
you deserve this and shall we say 200 caps this truly is the haggling DLC
I think I deserve more than that I suppose that's a fair request 250
caps then nope I've seen the resources you have here I know you can do better
than that fine 300 caps I'd advise you not to push your luck any further if you
If you ever want my help again, you're gonna have to pay me some real caps here.
I find your greed irritating.
I'll give you the 200 caps I originally offered.
And as an added bonus, I will shoot you.
Thanks again for your help.
Be safe out there.
I shouldn't even mention this. Where the fuck did this come from?
Clear.
Yup.
Need something?
Barter.
Let's see what you got.
The best the Katie ahead.
Shut up.
Uh, boom.
Well, but the but the but it should do it do whoo boo boo boo do
Bob-Bop-Bop-Bop-Bop-Bop
KDM may not look like much from the outside.
What do you got?
But it's all some of us have got.
And it's certainly...
Certainly what?
Please continue on this one.
Look, it's no secret that I don't exactly trust outsiders
But I need help
Kind of help that stays quiet. I have my own set of contacts folks that warn me when things are about to go bad
Okay, I'm just rude
Something she did the last time she was in the Commonwealth got the Institute's attention and they're on her trail
There's a coarser sniffing around
It's like a cat
Can't let that happen
You've proven you can handle yourself
Can you stop him?
I'll find I'll find him before he finds you. Don't worry. I know this means you putting your life in danger for me
for us I
Want you to know that it's not for nothing
You're new here, too, huh? I mean I haven't been here that long myself
Honestly, I'd be dead right now if it weren't for Chase.
Turns out it's pretty hard to live as a synth in the Commonwealth.
It's a tough world. For everyone.
Not just synths.
I'm not saying it isn't. Just, most folks don't want to kill you simply because you exist.
Not true.
I'm so around, okay?
Not true.
They think they got it so bad. Do you know how many people randomly shoot at me?
Never heard of Raiders? Super Mutants?
Fucking...
Bogflies? Whatever the fuck, bloatflies?
They shoot too.
Where's this guy?
Damn.
Epic Pwn Bacon, thanks for 7.
Can you get a- a lay poggers in the chat for my boy?
Uhhhh...
Yeah, we're close.
Lay poggers!
I found it. I bet no one else ever found that, by the way, except for me.
Wow. There it is. Bahaba.
Wow, there it is.
Tato.
There's nothing on the frame.
Nope, goodbye.
Target detected.
Moving in.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Okay.
What you looking at, bud?
Oh, you can't do that.
Oh shit we're about to die actually uh I do this one
You
Fuck you bitch
Hey
Yup.
You like that?
Cool hat.
What else you got up here, bitch?
Get some buff out?
I'll take that.
How are we doing on the double rail shotgun?
So cool.
It's such a shame that I haven't found a good legendary one.
It'd be all like...
It'd be all like...
like
Quest complete you pooped today big W you pooped big today W sorry
Round of applause
You from legendary some new coral if you really wanted to know I
Sure don't
There's one thing that gets more powerful the more strong you are.
My character cannot get addicted to droids.
Ooooooh.
Don't be an asshole.
Relax pal.
I got rid of the Corsair and saved your asses.
Yeah, yeah.
You're a real hero.
I know it was asking a lot.
And I won't forget that you did it.
If nothing else, you've earned yourself a discount.
Thanks friend.
No aggl?
No aggl?
There we go.
No, I don't think treat all your guests like this. No, we don't have
guests. Acadia is only as secure as we make it. We take unnecessary risks. We get careless
and things can go back. I smell fast. If there's a synth who needs a safe place, then we take
them in. Let them live as a sim without fear. You don't fit that description. That makes
you an unnecessary risk. Big element of math pic needs toes? Think you're some of the
bubble arts in Elmano and talk shops? That's pretty ugly. XD in box exhibit. John Brosep
and Skitterketh exhibit. Whip! You must have tons of friends with this attitude. I don't
need friends. Okay, but like, sell me something. Hey there. You want to buy something or what?
Yeah. Sure. Let's take a look. It's not much.
Hmm. What you got?
Yup. Yup. Yup. Yup. Yup. Yup. Yup. Yup.
Powerful lever action.
Over liable. Shoots an additional projectile.
Yup. I'll be taking that.
The Flamer.
Letterman's jacket.
Hold up.
Uh, okay hang on.
Sailor Moon transforms into my Charm Clothing.
That new fellow from the commonwealth is so wonderful to meet someone from back home.
If you want to buy something on what?
I'm busy.
Let's see what you have.
Alright.
Yeah.
But Steve fuck Barcy?
You know he was.
Or maybe he wasn't.
Maybe.
Maybe he didn't exist.
At all.
here buy some of these bobby pins
give me a little reliable
i hate having a companion because i can carry way less
but i guess i guess i don't really need to collect
Uh, supplies in there.
Help Faraday.
What did he want?
Wait.
Didn't we already do what he- oh, we needed the store drops.
Oops.
Oh yeah, we can get Nick's stuff.
Oh my god.
Hey.
What?
I forgot!
How come he's not using that?
here take take these some nuca cola some vodka the plan oh he needs ammo can you
does he only need one bullet hey I'm all ears here's what I've got comment
rifle uses 45 I got 2.4 K 45 here I can spare one for you though buddy and by
by one I mean whatever amount is going to happen when I do this.
Hey, here's...
I forgot about making them equip stuff.
Something you need? Yeah, yeah!
Now we're gonna go mod this lever action rifle real quick.
It's got a sanctuary, Raider Paradise.
They have unlimited ammo with their signature weapon, he actually needs ammo.
That's fucking annoying.
I'm not sure what's worse, wearing a tie or wearing a teddy bear.
What?
Hello?
Holy...
Hello? Oh, Leigh why?
Got a bunch of junk in here.
Okay.
Hmm.
Yup.
Yup.
Also...
Yup.
Wait, what?
Why is this doing so little damage?
532 damage now. The extra damage is already counted in the thing.
Well, it's doing 170 even though I have it equipped.
Sounds like it reduces damage.
Bro, the shit was doing almost 300 damage.
What has happened?
Was I psyched up last time? Maybe.
Double projectiles counted wouldn't it only count the individual shot? No.
No, it's a very smart lad in chat.
Told me.
Nano filaments.
Deep pockets.
Hey, you up for a nightmare tomorrow?
The pants. Who's leaning?
Dixie, of course.
Saying that was gonna be fun.
Pass. I love...
Dixie, for the last time I went out with her, I didn't know...
Oh, Lone Wanderer's not rocking?
Keep it up.
When I make...
Oh, shit.
Also, we leveled.
We only have...
We only... We're not getting bonus damage from Lone Wanderer.
Um, we only have two ranks of it.
Boop boop boop boop.
Boom.
Check it out.
Hey, it's me! Goku!
Go on
Is it refusing to go to the stairs I knew
huge relax dead relax elevation fucks it
by hubby for hubby for hubby for hubby
interesting to touch you you they all they all went hostile and the church you
because this no longer belongs to me
We've uh, we've relinquished ownership and became become a true wanderer dude
Well, let's get to stepping
Increase luck stat. I got three luck right now because of me armor granted. I'm not wearing it
Oops.
That only weighs 2.1, that's not bad.
Whoopsie!
You still need luck in perks?
I don't need luck when all I got is skill pool.
Why don't you fucking check yourself, noob?
Luckily, you better loot drops.
I bet that's not true, by the way.
Hold.
Uh...
Right here.
Hold.
Uh, right here.
Five.
Draw.
Oops.
Where are you?
What do you mean?
I can't fucking see!
of
death
of
death
of
death
I'm dying.
So this guy's like me, huh?
They like rad stag.
using the suplex finisher when you barefizz
sounds cool
unfortunately steve's kind of a weakling is like uh... johnny bravo
johnny bravo was shredded as fuck but he was actually super weak
I mean look, it even look kinda similar dude, to be honest.
A predator?
What's one predatory thing Steve, fuck is doing?
Nice, that's what I thought.
None of you could come up with a single one dude.
I think you have any fallout playthroughs after this one?
Yeah, I was going to do Fallout 76.
Okay, I'll move.
I know, I was lying.
That was a fibbing just now.
What number are you?
Oh
Parish
Oh
When I shoot this gun
Why the f**k is it reloading every single bullet?
I guess we could use every bullet, dude.
I dare you to come back, bitch.
Why?
Bum bum bum bum.
Dude, I already have one of these and they suck.
Bum bum bum bum bum.
I have it.
Curse of 9-11, forgetfulness.
Followed by hieroglyphics?
No!
I can't remember!
Mantra of Never Forget.
That's what the hell was that?
Several dogs detected.
Parish.
I'm getting irradiated, but like really slowly it's like, click.
Oh.
That counts as a one dig by the way.
What?
The fuck is Vim?
That is not Nuka Kola.
You were playing the Slaverian Trucker?
Yeah, that one sucked, although it had a really funny part where our character had sex with
the prostitute and then she drugged him and then tied him up in an outhouse in the middle
of the desert.
And outside of the outhouse was a bicycle with like a basket and then the basket was
like a brick of ash, which is like super illegal. And then we had a knife fight some dogs that
tried to kill us. Yeah, everything else kind of sucked ass. Alright, Nick, I'm gonna need
to be real quiet. Reload to every bullet? Yeah. I'm ready. Um, guys?
Alright, what's the damage on that?
190 by BigTileExperimentBomb, oh my!
Got nothing.
Get down, BalladDoy!
What are you at?
Oh, he's shooting with our boots!
I think.
Where the fuck did this guy's body go?
That was indeed a harpoon gun.
did a fuck ton of damage.
Herb-O-Matic takes her shit.
Splatter cannon damage over on the Pip-Boy can be bugged sometimes because of the Perk
it has.
Okay.
Oh, I gotta reload every bullet into my lever action real quick.
The Indian music in this game is not bad, man.
People would hear the song in Undertale and be like,
Holy fuck, dude, Toby Fox is a genius.
Fuck this.
Bitch!
Hey, it's me!
Goku!
Oh yeah, this guy's like a...
Fuck you.
Ripper.
That was a chainsaw.
Yeah, you like that a little bit?
of
Oh.
really on the last hit the insta kill procs
oh that's weird, keeps doing it
oh cool, back
got him
who is that? oh god
Oh, I'm like a dog. I can't look up to you
Robby right up that river sucks, but I guess it doesn't really have like a good trade
Blocks your bullets
Teleport's behind you
Wow steak, no
Well
Well, well, well. It would appear. Wait, it's on fire.
This is what they look like. Only opens with a key.
What?
How do I get the key to this?
Hmm.
Get to mopping poop boy.
Alright, man.
Um, normally the key is like nearby, so maybe this person's like dead in the water.
Maybe not.
Wait, is that the Vim Bottling Factory?
It's UBMA?
Oh, what's UBMA?
What is that? Where is that? Up my ass.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Brother really ain't shit here, huh?
Worst disillusioned.
I would like one ale, please.
Victoria's Key.
Well, we got to put on our haggling outfit.
Swag.
Oh, we got his PBR?
Gross.
Gee-wee.
Hey there.
Yes?
Uh...
I've got those storage drives you asked for.
Oh, that's great. Thank you.
Uh, just the two? Really? I somehow thought there were three.
I did notice a locked chest that I couldn't open. Maybe the last one was in there.
Do you have a key?
Chest? I'm afraid I don't know... I... uh...
You know what? This is fine. Just these two is fine.
Well, you did your part, so I'll do mine. Thank you for recovering me since.
Hey there.
Yes?
What's in the fuckin' chest?
I'm sorry. Okay.
What's in the plug-in chest, bitch?
Well...
Good motherfuckin' string.
Thanks for watching.
See you Thursday!