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Greetings.
Sparkman, thanks for 7.
I haven't watched in a week as I hate jumpscares as they throw the spooky stuff.
I don't get jumpscared anymore.
I see a chatter and chat. I would like to apologize to for being very mean to last stream I
Won't say their name because I won't embarrass them. I don't want to embarrass them, but I called them psychopathic parasocial
But it's nowhere near the truth
I'm sorry
I mean, I'm not sure.
Me saw we.
Coffine.
Or sorry, Kathleen.
Aesthetica and da bobs in a ribbon finder and in the shadows and
whencestorm 69.
Nice name.
Bumber two.
Thanks for something.
Anna can should talk or cough from but.
Bismuth and N. V. Against Mike. Thanks for sub it.
Clench one. K. Thanks for sub it.
Look very handsome today.
True.
So fucking true.
So true.
No one said that. Scroll up, bitch.
Roll a fuck up, bitch.
I was playing Minecraft with my kid yesterday and he keeps wanting to make the dogs in our
base reproduce and he said I'm the dog tamer dude.
You like proudly exclaimed, I'm the dog David and then you massacre them all I uh
I
Built a separate house for the dogs because they make really fucking annoying noises
Lispy and fated King Pentax for seven I did threaten to kill them
You see the peasie devs are adding a unique style for each town and all buildings and house are gonna be unique cool
That is quite the undertaking
Is it an undertaking we asked for no
Magic are in the group of a member in XQC killed that wolf
Remember Cheeto
That's an L Classico.
Keep it a rain while Julia 6 for 7.
You're going to get cameras today.
I mean, yeah.
Thoughts on the surprise Kyson at W Disneyland Stream?
Speaking of Kaisen, I watched Scary Movie 6 last night, the movie he was in.
One of the greatest movies of all time.
Stupid Asso, thanks for selling it.
I'm just kidding. It was like a trash. It was not good.
These guys have been making the same jokes for like 30 fucking years.
Holy fuck.
Dude, I got personally offended.
OK, I by no means think that what I do
is like elite or prestigious.
Obviously not. Right.
But there's a point in the movie or it's like a parody of Kaisen at sebbathod.
Okay, and one of the Wayne's brothers is on the screen.
He's like, yeah, I guess he's a famous streamer.
And it's not Kaisen at stream, but he like brings them on as a guest.
Okay, but before that, he looks at the camera and goes,
I get paid a million dollars for doing literally fucking nothing.
You guys are idiots or such shit.
Like clearly dunking on live streaming, right?
Fair dunk, fair dunk.
But this guy's made the same movie for 35 years.
Same jokes, same actors.
You don't have any in like like come on bro. Come on
What movie we on we're talking about legendary cold classic scary movie six I
Got offended I got offended dude. I was like I was like oh I clutched my pearls
I hate moon moon. Thanks for seven, dude.
Kaisenat is an industry plant.
I agree with that.
This random chatter might be onto something. I don't know.
You might be onto something. Possibly onto something.
I think this is about Seth McFarlane like great humor all sevens the same for me through all of his creations. Okay.
OK. But it still makes funny jokes, occasionally. I have like a metric, right? If you're if that guy obviously leans heavily on pop culture references, which is what scary movie does, OK?
Is there a lesser form of comedy than pop culture references?
I do not think so.
I actually, like, I'm struggling.
That said, plenty of funny jokes in American Death.
I don't, do I watch it regularly?
No.
No.
But family guys mostly a lot of the time just pop culture references, right?
Praying that and dabbling makes for seven. Maybe it can be hilarious though.
What was the initial luster and appeal of pop culture references, right?
Let's look at
Analytically, right a movie like scary movie one being like oh if the glove don't fit you must have quit like a like an
OJ Simpson joke like oh shit, dude
That's what that's like the trial did just happen
That's like the trial dude
well like and
Then in big 2026 when scary movie 6 came out like the pop culture jokes don't hit as hard
Because everything is digital now you can see live updates on the wars in the Middle East
You can get fucking drone cams of
Explosive people dying getting blown up like these celebrities are no longer these unattainable
figures so
lambasting them has less it hits less because you see them all the fucking time. You know what I mean? I don't know
it's just
The only thing I could think about
was
When they were writing that movie. Do you think they laughed at all? You know, I mean like
You think they were in like a boardroom and they were like, oh, yeah, this fucking
You got a Shaquille O'Neal joke
Oh, they probably thought it's slept
The AI doesn't laugh what do you think?
If I say I refuse to believe
Hold on
Okay, taking it taking it back to the the Wayne's brother being like ha ha streaming
You don't do anything blah blah blah, but you give me quadrillion dollars the idiots taking it back to that. Okay?
Let's assume
That guy believes that okay, and looks down on streaming fair
Because he goes to a studio when he's working and he's communicating with a hundred people a day
to make a movie. That is much more effort than streaming. IML as well, right?
If that's the case, that means that he is in person,
workshopping the jokes for his, the movie that he's made 10 times. You know what I mean? Time
number 10. That means there is at least another person. I'm going to assume maybe like 10 people
in a room. That means when he goes to work, make that money, he is sitting down and he is writing
a joke about Kaisenak getting decapitated by Ghostface and laughing his fucking ass off of me
like, yeah, we should film that. We should fucking film that shit, dude. We should put that shit on
fucking camera, dude. That's a good reference. We should put it on camera and then everyone's
gonna laugh because they're gonna see it and they're gonna be like, yeah, that's the guy I know.
That's the fucking guy I know! He's my favorite fucking person, dude!
And in like between tears as they're stating the script, he's like...
And then Shaquille O'Neal's ghost face, and then no one's ghost face.
Oh man. Imagine the jokes that they cut.
I don't know if it's because I've gotten older, but I say this shit to you guys all the time, dude.
Like I was watching the juicer before stream, briefly, just to see what he's up to.
It's been a while.
He was reacting, of course, to the 2026 XXL freshman cipher.
Okay
Freestyle
You know talking about the one that was like relevant 10 years ago with like with the 21 side was just 21
You don't talk about you don't you don't fucking talking about dude the fucking the only one that people remember
Hold on
With this beat iconic
No one has heard of this 241 million views, dude.
Remember the 21, dude?
Anyway, the reason I bring this up is because 2026 not looking so good for the freshman.
Okay.
And I tell you guys all the time.
You can make music.
You can make movies.
Okay.
You can make jokes.
You can be a comedian.
You can make video games, dude.
The vast majority of people who do this stuff are so absolutely talentless that you could
own them easy dude.
Easy man.
Give us a good video game idea.
You want to make money or you want to make ART, MOTHERFUCKER?
Why by the way, they're like three games ever made that I would consider ART.
So it said fall out for what else hello paradox ill
Alan wake 2 never played it
anyway don't watch scary movies six guys I know you're probably going to but
Skip it bros skip it
I wonder what game I would consider art
and
and
and
Skate story, guys. It's different.
Pizza tower.
Fuck man.
Maybe the halo campaign of all, dude.
Left for dead. Yeah, left for dead one.
Art.
Bow game.
Okay.
Dark Souls 2, chat?
Yeah, Beyond Two Souls, ugh.
It's time for Burnout Revenge for the PSU.
I told you, I will tell you when it's coming.
I'm going to open your eyes to something chatter, but Harvester is from an era of 90s video gaming on the PC that is like, like, yes, Harvester is good and uncanny in a lot of ways, but there are many games like Harvester that you probably never heard of.
Like what?
Sanitarium, is that what it's called? Hold on.
Yeah, Sanitarium, Phantasmagoria.
Yeah, you've heard of that one, though.
I think I'm going to play Sanitarium, I will eventually play Sanitarium, I think Sanitarium
is an FMV.
That's fair.
But it's still a point click game, so I kind of like melded them together a little bit.
I mean, Harvester is barely an FMV.
I don't know. There was a lot of FMV and Harvester actually.
Moon's definition of art so far can't be mainstream, can't be trying to be art.
The only game I said was art so far is Left 4 Dead. What do you mean that's not mainstream?
Hello?
Excuse me.
Left for dead is 100% just an entertainment product. Yeah, you're mad stay mad
Mad as fuck calm down sir calm down sir calm down sir calm down
Sir ox test sticks for seven
Ever played journey?
No, but I know how it ends
Yo, it's Kakarot was a good for the company extra so
That the logic never played it.
It's me.
Kakarot.
Watch the king of the hill season.
No, but I know how it ends.
It's me, Goku!
Last six for seven. Get off TikTok, I can't help it.
They served it to me.
Can you spoil it? I don't want to watch it.
Alright, King of the Hill, latest season spoilers of five seconds.
and by Strickland propeth
which honestly is cool
I am a
and then he dies of cancer
so fuck it sad dude
door says the bandager.
Yep.
The Excite for the DD1 DLC.
I've been craving playing DD1 again,
so it's kind of a good excuse.
I guess they're adding new enemies.
Two new classes.
I think that the,
Dude, Darkest Angel 1 is just so fucking good, man.
I was thinking about it the other day.
Dude, when...
spoilers...
when you choose the characters to sacrifice themselves
to the Elder Torer, and they all have their own fucking lines,
dude, they're so fucking hard. It's so hard.
I am ready take me not them or so shit. I don't know
Which is better one or two I like one more but
Yeah, he's dying so of course he would that's not the point sparely others I am ready is what he says yeah
and the crusaders like I'm going to take you with me when a holy abomination or so ship
I have master's baller as well that one said go be pleased now thanks for seven
This guy wants to be Asian so bad he can't even hide it sad be your own man.
Who me?
I'm Japanese.
Boom!
They're Chinese?
Today I am Japanese.
I remember that bread six six percent county in telex for sure okay name all
Japanese people. Shinto Abe.
Kachou Reno. Game Center CX. That's all I got.
Alright, alright. Oh, shouhei oitani.
Yep, on a roll.
If there was ever a time to not say Jackie Chan, it's now.
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, say it now.
No, I don't think so.
All right, what's our plan boys? What's our plan? What's the plan? What's the plan?
What's the plan? Step one.
Give money.
Harmless thanks for shoving.
Speak Chinese?
Oh sure.
Is that good?
Swag money even?
It's not Simlish, dude.
Traditional Chinese, I don't know.
Hmm.
What's everyone doing traditional Chinese and simplified Chinese?
BAM BAM BAM!
Okay, what?
Wait, who we got in our game?
Wait, this is good.
Oh
I gotta look at the list
Oh, we got this one this is not a good one
Not a good one, not a good one, not a good one, not a good one, not a good one, not a
good one, not a good one, not a good one.
We still play this game but it was actually online.
The way that the game is right now is, I don't know, how do you translate it to an online
game?
Because even if you kill everyone in the game, you still have to put the key together.
Nooooo!
Where is that?
Uh...
Areals in the sky.
Again come from
And I realize
Order camera and motion sensor to
Then I stand up
In order to
find my math
do you say suckin come from
bum? yeah
36
36 years old today
I'm an adult
yes sir
Ah, you're gonna find it.
Fuck off, Bury.
Anyway, I think this game would be hard to do multiplayer and hard to make it fun.
It could be fun, but.
Meow, meow, meow.
Instead of, here's the thing though, okay, don't fall into the same trap that early
games journalists from the early 2000s would, which is lamenting the lack of a multiplayer
mode.
Okay, because guess what?
Multiplayer does not necessarily make every game experience better.
Truly does not.
It truly does not.
In fact, some would argue that it sometimes makes the game worse.
I want you to think of every single person you've ever spoken to who plays ranked matchmaking
in any game, and then I want you to internally calculate how happy that person is describing
their game play.
How often you've seen that person play, yes dude, that was such a fucking awesome round
of Marvel rivals, dude, that was such a good round.
Yes, I fucking love ranked.
the best way to play this is my the most fun I've ever had playing like this kind
of game is in this mode you know it's probably not very frequently I think
people delude themselves it's whatever dude it's where people are fucking stupid
but not us though but not us though
That's my math.
You don't have the electric room key?
I run out.
Well, I'm gonna keep looking for my meth, okay?
If y'all saw some meth, you'd tell me, right?
Left orc- orciectomy, I think, for some reason.
Well, yeah, dude, another rank match.
Yeah.
Uh, time to test my skills.
Yeah.
Fuck, I sure hope the enemy team isn't as difficult.
So, defeated again, at marble rate.
Who, my shadow boxing?
God.
Where is my meth?
Well did I miss it?
I don't have Xanax or meth.
Well, how are we supposed to do this?
Check blue car, front lift, tire.
No way, is that- Wow.
Yeah, but we don't have Xanax.
That's okay.
We'll let her rip dude. I thought that was a joke
We were ramp ramp ramp ramp ramp ramp
What do you guys think should have a ranked matchmaking mode?
but do it should yeah of course
and I thought moon hates being helped as far as help from twitch have for this
particular challenge goes I am at this point not opposed because I think I need
every advantage I can give and a lot of this stuff is esoteric to me
Where's my shit?
Okay, lucky day for you, boy.
Good pause when you grab me.
I
Still warming up air
Oh god.
Jesus.
I think I'm earning more money, dude. I don't know if it's for instance.
It was buffed? It's been buffed since the last time I played though, feels like. I don't
We'll see how much we get from this.
I don't know. Feels different.
How close are we close I
Need drugs boys stat
Yep
Why did I turn my computer off, guys?
Rob Methpeg needs toes.
He says he needs drugs too.
is not coming. Oh, no. Best doctor put pepper flavor. I'm not big on
the DP personally.
Oh, Rupro!
Yeah, we only have one map.
Which uh, and I did not find a drug dealer, so.
to go do. I didn't hear nothing.
lose yourself in the moment the moon and never let it go go you only get one
shot an opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo well that's not good
Shall we purchase our...
Hmm.
Yeah, probably could use another...
We have all the hardware we need right now.
Well, we don't have...
well we don't have
uh-oh I didn't buy the drug app
are the AirPods worth it or not I've never used them so maybe
I need drug, I need drug.
Oh
No
Jesus
Uh, that is crazy.
Not good.
I'm so warming up I'm dead to not having drugs right now, by the way.
I
Dude, math on the wheel, huh? That's crazy.
I got a feeling that there's at least two math ones, Annex, one crank, all keys.
Every save file, it's just, even now I don't know all of the spawn spots, so...
It's the big newbie.
I can't even order the drugs cause I failed the hack.
If there was even someone offering you sell me drugs, which there isn't.
Oh, Megalow.
Oh, Megalow.
I mean
We need this.
I
Hurt him
here you are, you sneaky little bitch
two times before 10 by the way sure not it okay I could have missed it but also
not a single person offering to sell me drugs in the other thing so that's cool
Sometimes you gotta know when to hold them, know when to fold them, know when to walk away, know when to rock,
then account your money when the day won't be down and over countin'.
When do they check?
Find drugs in the hotel rooms. Thank you. Thank you.
Let's describe his conception origin story in the chat.
There'll be time enough for counting.
When the dealing done.
Going that guy? Thanks.
Yup.
Didn't just make that guy up either.
Did I just respond it to you?
I had half of a pizza before stream.
So.
Well, these guys are up level two drug dealers.
That's cool.
I'm sure someone someone in the
The chat is real excited to talk to those guys. It's not me though, cuz I can't, but...
Hmmmmmm...
Ummmmm...
Ummmmm...
I wonder, I wonder if I got a swag money, swag money, swag, swag money.
You ever complicate the simplest things?
I bet that chatter doesn't even know how to solve that.
Whenever someone comments that specifically about that hack,
it actually means that they have no idea how it works, which is fine.
It's fine.
Check yourself, though.
Bitch.
Little motherfucking bitch, yeah.
Use a bitch.
bitch hold up we have the superior site right here
well if I can just checked myself and I had a tick on me thank you big M it's a
TIC tick is it TIC or TICK or is it regional
T-I-Q-U-E.
Got a tickle.
You can start playing before it finishes loading.
Do you?
Uh oh, this guy's like, everything's under control, noobs.
I'm making more money.
wrap though.
Still no drug sellers.
Oh, I need.
Me fucking motion sensor.
Bosch.
I need a big camera. Boss.
Just getting a back door, bruv. Boss.
Where's my drug dealer, bruv? Close the computer, man.
Why am I not looking for keys on the website? We're not at that point, yeah.
I could be doing it.
Just like I could be explaining me strategy to you, mate.
But alas, I ain't got the patience.
No other time, mate.
Wonder where we missed second man.
Bob-Osh.
Meth-1.
That's good.
Who in the chat smoked meth before?
Oh, hon, you're no fun.
What's the best movie snack?
I got like a cherry icy dude.
Red icy.
It may not necessarily be cherry.
Nachos?
I feel like nachos probably better than candy.
The furry dude kills you?
Yeah, he kicks the door down and then he licks your face and he goes, mmm, ahhh, ahhh.
And he stabs you with his big needle, dude.
It's a giga heroin and you instantly overdose and die.
I'm going to check my truck, my boss.
I'm going to check my car mate, sad boss.
Where's the meth, mate?
This is Hotel Travago.
Now this is where people go when they did not check Travago, actually.
We end up at the Motto Hotel, mate, Motel.
It's called a Motel when it's exposed to the open air.
nothing behind the monitor TV mates and nothing to worry about back there mate
it's a hotel when your mom stays there okay man nice that was epic
Epico.
Then we turn the shit on.
Then we open the door.
Then we check the dumpster.
There was no meth right there.
only one methenumentary.
Where is meth number two?
Is it even real?
Ultra Blastics for 7?
Were the rumors of meth too greatly exaggerated?
Mayhaps?
Boom. Swag.
Did you check toilet math outside?
Can something spawn in that toilet?
I did say it always seemed like something should spawn there.
Yes.
TV Loop only spawns if you see many indoors by the way.
Fuck as many indoors.
Ohhhh, it moved your door, dude.
Get another perfectly well-documented case of elder abuse in the moon moon chant, that's
fine.
I thought I got an average of making like 15 more than I was, if I had to guess.
I require drugs, send me the drugs now, please give me the drugs.
I need it now.
Now I've got your code.
That's not how you spell your name.
Hold up. We're going to do a rare site check real quick.
boom sightseeker just kidding we're not going to do that
what do you need?
Actually it's about to go out. I can feel it on me bones.
You got it.
Two math would take that.
Yeah.
Fuck, where is it?
Hurry.
He actually beat one?
Let's be clear.
Okay.
That is the nerf version and none of you could have done it before that let's
also be clear about that. Now that we are we've established the
The backing order, fuck you.
Do-do-do-do.
Oof.
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
Squeak.
That's the ratman.
He's cheering for me, dude.
Yay!
He has a gun.
We're gonna map guy to, like, three, two, one.
0.5
Fuck, I'm going outside to check.
No wait, actually does spawn in there bros.
No fucking way dude.
We're getting meth guide right now by the way.
Wait, she asked me for the second site really early.
Huh.
Where's my shit?
Toilet met plus tire met.
I'm telling you right now, before getting some chat assistance about both of those spots,
I straight up would have started this run, not found any method and restarted.
By the way, the way that went...
Hmmmm...
Yeah...
This guy's a fucking dumbass.
He's so stupid.
I need drug.
Silent Auction.
I don't know the spots by now.
I just never figure them all out.
Not on this page, mate.
Fuck you.
I need drugs, stat, this guy only has one fucking man, only has one.
Fucking Tana, we're going to wait though, live on the edge, alright wait, I'm not scared.
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Dude, do the thing now!
guys I need I need I need the mini game to happen
I need the mini game to happen please
I
No.
That one's pretty easy.
That's my last package.
What am I missing?
The apps.
hmm okay we're gonna get forced out of here now somehow
who are our opponents not morbid mist that's a w
do I crank? Nope. So, we're just gonna say this for posterity's sake. Alright. I'm
I'm almost positive I need cranked out run, the breather.
On leap mode.
Oy, do not find any crank.
That said, every time I've gone to pick up a package in leap mode, the breather has never
never showed up.
You did it before? In normal mode.
Please God, don't up here please.
Chicken or rice.
Chicken Arise Chicken
Chicken Arise
I'm fucking dead, mate
Chicken Arise Arise Chicken
Why'd you stop? I fucking held ship too long and I couldn't sprint anymore.
You might be able to do it without crank though.
He does not know the breather strat?
Well, I don't want to like do an exploit where like it won't appear, you know what I mean?
Why?
I saw Crank by the pillar near drop off.
No you didn't!
Have you tried the exact run?
I just did, I just did.
Where was it dude?
Put back against pillar and you'll have just enough distance to run without crank.
What is BLU talking about?
What pillar?
Oh my god, it's right there.
But I can't come get it!
You get it when you have to go there?
Is Crank there every time?
There's no way.
Yes.
Check again.
I can't believe I've never seen that.
Granted, I'm kind of like...
Hyper stressed when I walk over here, so...
He spawns behind you?
He spawns behind you if you put your back against objects slash pillars he can't spawn.
Oh...
I'm not gonna lie, I think it's possible to do it without Crank if you manage your stamina
properly because we ran out of stamina and it took him like literally three seconds to
catch up to us.
I think if you didn't...
I mean, let's check out, let's check out.
I-I think you can do it. I think you- I saw- I saw it half of my, uh, my shit.
Also, we started that with less stamina than Max.
What I wish I knew, I also zigzagged between these poles.
I wonder if that like slows him down a little bit.
Do-do-buddy-de-do-do-buddy-de-do.
What did I say? I don't have the fucking exploits. That's just the natural intuition that a real
gamer as dude you can see a problem you can solve that problem
What was the problem there, Godgamer?
Um...
I'm not gonna tell you how I did that, you guys can fucking figure it out, fuck you, bitch.
You guys are mean to me all the time.
Fuck you.
I'm going to get some coffee.
Yes, my lord.
I don't see why your ID wouldn't work at night here.
Oh, dude.
How the fire plays the Crossfitters of D&D?
I don't know, man.
Maybe you should just play a better fucking version of the game that you spend hours playing.
But we need a net, where we can get one from this chub.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
There was, that guy did not, there's no way that guy had camo, right?
My friend Mori just got throat surgery not too long ago. Can you wish her a speedy recovery?
Speedy recovery, Mori?
Well, my throat's sore. It's usually because I've sucked too many dicks.
There's an item down there.
And I want it.
I'm not ready yet
You heard a song you ever heard of someone called mathl one
Matt Hill, maybe you know him by
Yeah
You ever wonder how he comes up with those excellent PoE builds
Hey
It comes to me
Barg rave. Which one's barg rave? They all look the same. Found it.
Okay dude, couldn't even get through the axe. Dude!
Thank you, go back real quick.
What's wrong with this guy?
I don't know man, he just-
How many times does that go freaking AFK?
I'm starting to get freaking madge.
I'm starting to think he doesn't even want to freaking play.
He just wants to hang out with his wife and kids he always talks about.
But where's the freaking proof he even has any, huh?
All he has are these little sound boards he goes of like a Goo Goo Gaga or a hey from his wife every now and then.
And then but how do we know that's true child actors child actors you can get a sound bite like that from fiber
Just to say anything
To jerk off to hentai
No
Please God don't eat me
There we go in.
That kill- what killed me?
I'm alive!
I calmly landed my ship!
Oh, I'm gonna be like a piss in his stomach acid. I was on his tongue!
What do you mean?
What up?
I won't try that again.
Fuck you, fuck you.
Hey, Eric, thanks for showing up.
You're playing multiplayer Bomberman 64?
I feel like I did and I feel like I had fun.
And I check out the Moon Moon Shrine.
He is ready.
He is ready.
On the Moon Moon Shrine.
and go here, pick up the packages, turn around, guys it didn't spawn, pick up the packages,
click click click click click, pick up the packages, click click click click click click
Click, click.
Oh, don't attack me, please.
All right, whatever.
We have the perfect concept, if we're good.
The concept's flawed.
If we're ever in a moment of desperation, we don't have any crank. We know that we can potentially do that.
Yeah, that's not what I would have did. That's not the technique.
Without, uh...
Hiding against the wall.
That's not the technique.
You know, I guess it's really good to have a friend that can talk to you.
Say, Homer, let the Bartz out, please, bro!
We open up the door.
I'm not sure what to do with this.
I'm not sure what to do with this.
I'm not sure what to do with this.
Shut the fuck up.
Nope.
Wait, how do I even get down there?
Wait, how do I even get down there?
Right here.
There you go, blah, blah, blah.
Hey, you're fucking mad by the way, bitch.
April later, so
Drug
Nope, that's not even it.
swag
Love the dog shit music. Hmm. It must be a low IQ chatter that just that just said that
that. Not enjoying the classics, eh, chatter? What's the song name?
Duh, it's Bolero, dude.
Duh, it's Bilando, dude.
and what cord
CPS 2?
It's not a key. Oh yeah.
That's how you never watch Star Wars?
Me neither.
What's it about?
Double math.
Every key.
Just no crack.
Do you know that the guy who composed Bolero hated that that was all he was owed for?
Many such stories.
Old?
I nearly forgoer!
Oh nearly fucking forgo, mate!
De-de-de-de-de-de-de-de!
Why do you never check the toilet out there, can you squirm that?
It was the first thing I checked this run by the way, I don't know man, good question though.
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
You see how I hit that guy with a cap?
Indicating that I did not think it was actually a good question.
Yep.
Huh?
Wait, what?
Nope. It's this one.
Now, hit it.
Now.
Brother.
I think.
Oh, we got it.
I guess.
Well, we only lost the wrap, that's fine, and a little bit of money.
Zero rep.
split.
Yep. Fuck you.
Tanner.
Homer dropped his donut.
Doh.
Doh.
Two minions at the door.
No.
Please.
Shut up.
Online databases or something.
I have a jury trial starting tomorrow. Any advice, big fella?
Make sure you tell the truth. And then like...
Do your best.
Don't bring a gun. Don't do that.
You finished the quest Goblin Diplomacy?
of
still play your Iron Man?
Yeah, I'm fletching veiled totems.
Booger helm?
So what? I don't care.
You can't shame me.
Locks the door for no fucking reason.
Top this weekend for the clan content mass starting July 31st
Word
Sometimes if you like just lock the door at night all night can they get to you?
No, however, you will just lose the timeout.
Although I have heard that the Ratman comes, whatever that means.
Why isn't my...
I swear I checked that one, didn't I?
Can we get more Ratman lore?
He lives in the attic of the motel.
Once again he is a human that is completely naked but has painted himself very poorly
to look like a rat.
And he has a gun.
He also has like really obviously fake whiskers too.
They look really stupid.
Like the paint job on the rat man?
Like you know the paint job on the other one SCP that snaps your neck when you turn around?
It's kinda like that.
It looks kinda like that.
That's mad.
And he has a gun.
Don't forget the gun, please.
It kind of crawls around.
That's all the ambient noises you hear that don't actually mean anything.
That's it moving around.
You mean SCP-173?
7-3 yeah, I guess snub nose revolver
Yeah, revolver that's a good idea
Have you seen a dark hotel room long enough the rat man comes, dude?
Oh
Okay
Wait for math guys god.
Oh, sure, the other ship.
Maybe not.
Oh
Our strength bar stem leather about
Let's get one Xanax, please.
Refuses to look up from computer, therefore Noir does not exist.
face, crisis calls,
and power outage and math guy and power outage and math guy and power outage math guy.
Hmm.
Spin that wheel.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
I'll be right back.
You guys are ready for the coolest guy ever?
Boom!
There he is.
call us the the shadow with the shadow dude epic
Maybe I'll be able to force another hack actually.
Looks like your brother.
Your brother a head man.
Monk!
Monk!
Hmm.
Hmm.
I'd like to get 12k viewers in 2 hours.
I understand that that may be baffling to you, but, uh, how do I snack at 250k in 10 minutes?
You're about to-
My name's not on my keyboard!
You're dead!
Where, where, where are you?
Where, where, where is actually seeing how jealous you are of Kai?
How come that chatter is calling him Kai like they know each other?
Hm?
You think you're on a first name basis with the goat?
You're embarrassing yourself, kid.
We're coworkers.
I call him Kai.
Okay, you don't.
Alright, big dog.
All right, big dog, so why don't you pipe down a wee bit?
No one's impressed.
Excuse me. Sorry.
Like I said, I ate half a pizza today.
I'm derried up.
Only half?
Yeah. Is that a problem?
Mar-a-moon.
Mar-a-moon.
In the sky.
You were exercising your length.
I do Sudoku.
I don't actually do that, by the way.
I don't know if this is a suitable set of luck choice.
Oh
I think I have three of them.
I have a hard time going up and down in this.
Our power is pretty much gonna nearly go...
Hold on. Quickly. Swag?
Drugs?
My drug boys at my drugs at hey, there is no one selling drugs to me the loser
Well
Where's my shit
Oh, nice.
I hope we can do this transaction before our internet gets cut.
Uh-oh, forgot to actually buy the app.
Big fucking L, dude
Fake John makes for seven
as opposed to real John double math paugers
I hope we are not too late to look around for stuff.
Paradox or something? Maybe.
There's my shit.
There's my shit.
Hmm.
Locks you?
Now you're trapped in here forever Billy.
Didn't lock electric room, PEPW? Me when I PEPW despite having no idea what's
happening on screen.
I'm a stupid piece of shit. I'm dumb as hell.
dumb as hell dumb as dumb as fucking bricks
I'm stupid as fuck. Don't you know
stupid as fuck
Don't you know
PEPWU PEPWU
PEPWU
Honey Crank please
Please.
Show yourself, Tanner.
Go thyself, demon.
check the lobby I need to remember that. The rat man show yourself squeak.
Squeak!
Thoughts on?
Yeah.
I wonder if anything can spawn where we select crank next to the pillar next to the breather
spawn or if it's just crank.
Because we're kind of running out of, uh, meth opportunities right now.
Uh-oh.
Where the fuck is meth too?
You already boofed it?
That's impossible.
Did you check the truck?
Fighter of the Night, man.
Uh, thanks for 7.
I just heard the Tanner's have you while I'm out here by the way.
Campion of the sun!
Well, I guess he's not coming.
Guess I'm just a paranoid loser.
Room 11.
More drug.
Can you hide from Tanner?
No.
Pretty sure he, like, will just jump you, like, if you open a door, like, the next door you
He kind of like tackles you from behind up
Gee I sure hope this one's up if not we're kind of fucked
What do you want?
I need an order of 9!
Nooooo!
Got it.
What's up, motherfuckers?
Hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Who we got?
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
Dude
Eat my shit
Both of my hack pages are now loading right now. That's cool man
That's fucking cool
Let's click doughy I need a morale boost dude
Dude, I need to hear some indigestion sounds.
Where is my shit?
Okay, lucky day for you, boy.
What do you think this guy's reaction was to seeing me on this website when he walked up?
the doughy enthusiast.
Yes.
We like it thick.
And IBS coded.
Mm-mm-mm-mm.
Shibu-du-bu-du-bu-bu-bu-bu.
Bump bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam.
I thought about uh, speedrunning Minecraft, semi-recently, but like...
I really don't like...
The-the fifth eye lens POV, dude.
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do. Wait.
Also, Minecraft speedrunners be like, I'm speedrunning, but then they got like four
external tools to find stuff.
You do do do.
I'm found.
No, me take.
I just like why do a random seed if you need like all these
different tools to like find what you need, right?
Why don't just do a fixed seed?
I don't know.
This is me, bro.
This is me, bro.
He's just one tool.
Oh.
Me, thanks for 7.
Rain and Seed let's you blame RNG for your lack of skill.
Obliterated!
Guys, I gotta get in the room before he kills me.
You'd imagine, okay, you go into one of these rooms and you have to look under the bed
for the ratman's tail, dude, and if he's in the room, you gotta go in the bathroom and
then wait.
RATMAN!
Rattman
Raylix or so
Fucking Rattman
You look like the rat man
That's not the only thing it is also right to pick up my drugs
So we have a we have a choice here. Do we wait for the next time for our shit to go down or do we just go now and then maybe get kidnapped thoughts?
Room 11 to room 11 pickups, dude
Let's fucking go dude. I'm going
Okay, that'd be like that
Yep, I got five.
Meth.
Aww, you're no fun.
Being hacked right now?
Dude, I got no currency, I don't go fuck.
Why do I- why does it take five seconds to be able to right click there?
Do-do-bo-do-do-do-bo.
Mark, thanks for the...
Are the cameras not shipped?
Um...
Mommy!
One of them is.
Well, this works out for us because we can repair this internet thingy.
Eight or six for seven?
You roll by like you're in a life of luxury thing?
Wait, we check this side.
this guy still make videos iconic well before their time
does Billy know about speedrunning yet?
yeah brook has no youtube rule to show him someone speedrunning minecraft
Uh, because he was acting terrified about every single thing, and I was like, yeah,
this guy beat it in four minutes, by the way.
So.
Maybe, uh, maybe...
Don't be so scared.
Hmm?
Should I show him Forson's run, or should I show him PVC's run?
Ha ha ha!
Yeah, I totally, I totally typed that into YouTube, guys.
You got me.
Dumbass!
Stupid ass chatters!
Abyssal chat we got that no
You finish minecraft in two minutes with the Jenny mod
Which one is that chatter
I can't force a hack, dudes.
Both of the sites I can use are down. That's cool.
Whatever.
Thank you.
Johnny, play it six per seven so the current can cancel my sub 71 months ago is possibly
a refund of all 71 months.
No.
What are we buying? I need the software.
Alright, if we pick all of this stuff up, technically, we have a run, according to our own
Ulish hubris
Why did I check
of
Well, that's it for videos.
Mmm.
Big mess.
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
I'm just checking the video.
I'm just checking the video.
I'm just checking the video.
I'm just checking the video.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Homer dropped his donut.
Was Tanner's pursuits smell like... bad?
That's good.
Okay.
I quite didn't act like.
Oh, we need another motion sensor because Morbid misses in the game
Fuck was that?
It was a good timing.
Excuse me.
I didn't ship myself.
I can't click my computer.
Yes.
No.
Where's my shit?
Okay, lucky day three and four.
Well, enjoy your five-methe, bitch.
cool
No
Come on please please
Where's happening?
I'm not forced to hack it like forever.
It should be happening.
Weird.
I've been really enjoying the new Ghost in the Shell.
Dude, what has happened?
The trip, by the way.
You would make this way harder if you couldn't pull them through the skulls either, holy...
My cop's up.
Nice.
Do not triple-act me, bitch.
Okay, now the moment of truth.
Will we get kidnapped?
Good luck, everyone!
We're assassinated, I guess.
We're gonna use our crank here because we have no reason not to.
We also need one more motion sensor.
Maybe we...
Oh fuck, hopefully we just get lucky.
Mommy.
Nice.
Crank preserved.
So ideally for this we would have a...
I had a second motion sensor, specifically these morbidnesses in the game and the chances
of us walking outside and getting assassinated are pretty high.
I'm gonna spend our shmoney quick.
Unlock Electrical so you can cut through.
Uh, no point.
Okay.
Drugs.
Ah, fuck!
Oh, fuck.
Okay, three deliveries out.
Sweet.
I think I'm going to go back to my room and see if I can get out of here.
There's one sitting on the cool.
Didn't happen, never mind.
Well, let's look for codes.
Well we got the time.
That's my last motion sensor.
I ain't got a kidnapper. Possibly.
We do have a kidnapper. He is partin' our main parking lot.
Then you check for the rat man, is there a tail?
Do I need to hide in the bathroom now because it would be really spooky.
Well, let's go get our other motion detector.
We have three orders up and none we can pick up right now.
Oh my god, I'm so lucky.
Were these trees added?
You planted them?
That's very forward thinking of you, dude.
Good ship, bro.
Bitch.
Nature, bitch.
Alright.
Check these boxes.
Can you die to a killer real quick?
I haven't seen most of them.
I don't want to die.
I don't want to die.
Hi! You guys know the song?
Room fo-
Okay, we got the- we got the headman. Alright.
Don't panic.
Okay, panic. I turned off my computer.
Did not need to do that.
What if it's tanner though, guys?
I wasn't listening clearly.
If you're a raw dog, this allows an axe, by the way.
Oh
Three
Why?
Might be good. I think we're good. Okay, if he's starting to leave, if it's toward the
end of the last one? He won't turn around. Okay, why was there three dots there?
Yeah, we get our drugs 9 and 4.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Hmm, maybe we force an act before we go get our drugs.
And four.
Aww. You're no fun.
I don't think I've ever had a person who is in a primal bathroom if I've seen the
odyssey by the way you do I got nine that odyssey these nuts oh wait this one's human
guys normally this is not the case normally they like crawl out of a
cave
Okay.
Now, I don't want to jinx it, but this is what I would consider a run, although I will
say we're getting kind of fucked on the websites we can force a hack on, i.e. both of them
on wiki one are down more than they are up so uh could be an economy loss boys
bit tracker only has two keys swag
okay both of the websites i used to force a hacker down on swag which means we need to look for
stuff. Which is fine.
Latin, thanks for seven.
You going to check out EverQuest Legends at all?
I was thinking about it.
Not on stream, obviously.
It will suck, don't.
I actually already checked it out and I thought it was fun and I never played ever
quest so and this is why you don't listen to the opinions of others twitch
shit
Do-do-bo-do-do-do-do
Man, I hope I turn on all my lights
I might check, actually.
We died in the war one time because we didn't turn on all the lights.
Hmm, that door is not unlocked.
There we goochie.
Mommy.
Check for kidnapper.
I'm probably going to do Paladin Rogue Bar as your first character, but I do not know yet.
That'll be okay.
He lied.
Nah, the bar bucks are good.
Paladin buffs are good.
Paladin gear options are good.
I will say I don't understand road move.
get backstabbed, the audio is gonna pierce you over your main hand, or in your ear, you're gonna get
hit every 10 seconds. So, the thing about the Poisons, the never-quested ledges that I've played
around, they get resisted a lot. One, two, they kind of suck cock compared to like, have you played
any other class that could apply that kind of debuff. So, me personally, and this is me talking
to literally just one guy in chat by the way and we're having a conversation.
I would swap Rogue out for something else. Tbh. Blesses me.
Tbh.
Meow meow, meow meow meow meow. I need money, dude.
We can't get money right now.
Then AA that lets them get through more.
Rogue is right to the sneak and hide.
Sneak and hide is cool for first-time player like it.
Sneak hide helped me a lot.
Because I didn't know the maps.
Even if they had a daise to make the poisons get through more, I'm pretty confident the
shaman equivalent of an attack speed slow or a mana thrain would just be better than
Hope hopefully having it applied via combat poison
So yeah, we gotta stop talking about every quest guys we're showing our power level here
to put a cap on it. I played Rogue. I saw the new A's. I won't be playing Rogue. I won't
You play, bro.
No, thanks.
Rogue Poisons are kind of Giga though. They're not, by the way.
They're not there actually.
Don't piss me off. I'm gonna piss off. Okay.
There's so many dots that you can just manually cast on any other class.
Like, I'm pretty sure, like, Nicromancer gets, like, a dot.
That is a lifesteal.
And it does damage.
Right? And that's not even, like, the best on the game.
Brogues need proc weapons mostly.
Yeah, I don't know.
I'll tell you what, until they had a 10AA...
that makes it so your backstab always hits.
Oh look, I would think it'll ever be good.
good. Oh, that would be cool though.
Or Oh, fuck.
Checks. Wait, doesn't check shit yet.
They added a new A, they mixed their poison, it's hard to resist.
Okay, we got, we got, we got to hit man, we got to hit man, okay.
So we are going to Xanax, actually, yeah.
Um...
Hold?
Oh, is it not turning off lights?
I'm just gonna say an AXLess.
robed necro to make the necro poison is harder to resist to that's cool and that is that is
you could use that as a justify look that you could justify
I
Rude with that way maybe I don't know anyway shut up enough
I got a focus you're distracting me
I've never had to wait this long in alert phase.
Okay, we have to force a hack right now.
But I also have to not get interrupted while I'm doing it.
How much meth do we have?
Would warrior necromancer shaman be okay for a verse timer?
That would do great.
My QL advice is, don't play a combination that can't buff itself.
That's my advice.
I need to buy the new wiki so that I can reliably hack myself.
All right, dude
This website gives me PTSD by the way
From the second game.
How much math do we have?
Nine. Oh my god.
Okay.
Tannerino.
Wait a second.
Knappers out there.
Oh my god, wait.
So that sound clip, that sound effect though, rustling?
What if that's the kidnapper and Tanner?
And if every time we've checked up here, and Tanner didn't show up?
What if that meant that the kidnapper was here?
Where's my shit?
Okay, lucky day 3 and 4.
Minus 9, Mouth.
And there it is again, right?
And now the kidnapper's gone.
That sound key is for the kidnapper.
Antaner, possibly.
Cleanest Odead.
That would make sense.
Numerous times I have checked
when I hear that sound,
and Tanner hasn't showed up numerous times.
I don't know you want to find
And...
Video is on the first wiki.
With Morbid Mist and Bitstrekker in the game, that means we...
I think that means we have to kill them both.
Why bit striker wins early.
He's got four keys right now.
Morbid Mist more frequently uses the Hitman to come after us.
And the Hitman's one of our lose conditions.
Because of the minigame.
The minigame's still hard.
I'm gonna try something.
Is the worst possible amp of characters in the game?
Yeah.
Let it ride.
Let it ride.
Hey, bulking's mass.
I
Some bird blue day for so
It's not the meth guy, it's the meth guy's cousin, crowbar man.
on the computer. Peter's on. XD. Sit down. Hitman. I did it again. Don't panic. Oh, we're
We're gonna stay next to this. We're staying next to this. I fucked up.
How far are we into this run?
This might be the best run I've had, but there's still a lot of work to be done.
A lot of work to be done and a lot of lose conditions too.
Well, we got some things going for us here.
second wiki we solved our force hack problem as we are indeed some pretty
bad
starting websites um we give the meth guy nine math so he's gonna be gone for a
long time
um we have two cameras two motion sensors
And I mean, that's pretty much where we're at we have three drug dealers
No, Xanax though, which is a problem
Things that are not going for us right now is that we have
In terms of like
Ease?
Uh, the worst four people that could be in our game, I think.
So not very swag money in that regard.
It's gonna block that hack too.
Fuck yourself.
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
They're going to place a delivery for some more meth.
Go quick and some Xanax.
Let's do the act real quick.
We're in the Disney World stream.
I derive zero joy from Disney World.
Please, sir.
Of course, you would say that.
Of course you would say that.
Fuck, does that mean bitch?
No, I'm coming.
It's another loose condition, by the way.
the
disney's for babies and so a smirk
that it's more like if all if i'm gonna go to the park i want to go to like
something with a cool ass roller coasters that i could possibly die on and shit you know what i mean
fucking swag. I didn't mean to unlock up. Oh well. That cruise was literally your villain
Ordin's story. Not a big Disney fan before that either. Didn't watch Disney stuff growing up just...
Oh my god.
It's because we unlocked the uh...
In between door and then didn't lock the electrical room door.
Fuck that super ass door, man!
This way.
We're back.
I think I blizzard the mess.
The sinking city of Caradal, the persia place, this galaxy suffers, but there's still beauty.
That's the way back.
Yes, these are dark.
Alright, what's a good finish in that last name?
I know.
There you go.
And her name is Farmer's Life.
These are villages. Surely we're like Mormon or some fucking weird shit.
Oh my god.
Dude, do something!
We should get some rest.
Right.
I did it.
No!
I did it!
I did it!
I did it!
Oh, man!
And then I told her I was gonna
play League of Legends
because the new season came out or I could, she was like I'd watch that.
And then I told her that I was gonna place high gold and she said no you won't.
AAAAAAHHHHH!
Pshh.
AHAHA!
Pshh.
Pshh.
Fuckin' zap myself in the thum-ass!
Means you willingly submitted yourself to zap the moment you ran out that guy.
you just catch that
hello KKW KKW well that was a strangler guys let's find out
Is that a lie dude?
Is that guy look like me?
I see that
Hold on guys, I gotta submit my run.
Guys I'm gonna incel.
Wait a second.
How do you fucking know that?
This is open.
Oh, I cleansed the corruption completely.
Yeah, I'm getting a Trump Punisher sticker on my Tesla.
That's a good ass idea.
I know.
Alright, normally, Twitch chat, you don't do this.
You'll play it I'll play clear obscure on dude get dude. I'm gonna play clear obscure in 10 years from now on stream
So make sure you're here in 2035 when we check out on
Fucking
This day ten years from now. I swear to God. I'll play dude. Just stop fucking asking please man, please
Damn that guy just jumped out bro, I am not vibing on this right now
The remote
On God, by the check.
These, buried by these.
On God, on God, you got buried on God.
These.
Hmm.
Oh, because we actually inverted his ass, so it wasn't touching him.
We're gonna have to fix that in post.
Taking him to Suplex City.
Kinda.
And again, that's not, yeah, I did a spitter roadie!
Holy fuck!
Silence. Speak. Help! Where am I being shot from? Oh my god. I need to give my longest
Giga guys. Are you ready?
Skip.
Giga.
Okay.
I may have said that was the best run yet.
And while it may be true,
we can do a lot better than that.
I'm restarting this, dude.
I think I'm restarting every morbid mess of them if I'm being honest
you jinxed the last one sorry no no we can do we can do a lot better we miss
I spent a lot of money because the two websites were on wiki one were open for 15 minutes
at the beginning of the hour.
So yeah.
Meow, meow, meow.
Are we good?
This is actually really good.
We'll see if we can make it count.
meh meh meh meh meh meh meh
why is it really good moonboon?
ooh I'll explain it for you chatter who wishes to know
this guy gets hacked like every time
and no morbid mess that's pretty much it
yup
I'm out of home.
What is Morbid Mist? Morbid Mist is another player in the game.
Hey, where the fuck are we going? Oh.
Hold.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
God, I hope I didn't mess up.
Hey, what?
Sometimes you just gotta cut your losses, boys.
You gotta know when to hold em, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when
To come
Dr. Murder
Well, so we have
Apple ATK thinks we're seven says chat is this stream tough
Yes
It's okay, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, it actually doesn't matter.
Let it ride! Let it ride! Let it ride! Let it ride! Let it ride!
Let it ride!
Aww, you're no fun.
Okay.
I'm poop sacking hard right now, dudes.
Let's just say that toilet's getting obliterated.
Hmm, can you generate pretty point some dude wipes?
Push him down the toilet, till it's clogged.
Boom.
Bath. All we need now is design axe.
And meth too.
Meth too? Important. Importante, even.
As they say.
I'm such a fucking loser, yeah.
No tire meth.
No truck meth.
So what, dumpster?
what the fuck oh no where is it there's no pills either
Well, we got one map.
No pills.
little duobber.
Miss Keen last room on left table.
All right.
All right, all right, all right.
Drugs?
Didn't lock door?
No, it locked
Not that door shut the fuck up
Now
Do it.
Do it.
Do it.
Do it.
Dude, almost 6-7 months, man.
You lied about the key?
You sealed your fate, child.
Why, God?
That's not it LOL.
This one?
Omega low.
Ohhhh.
Uhhhh.
We gotta buy drugs first.
First, first, we're gonna get...
I'm sharing.
Where's my shit?
I'm working on it, man! I'm working on it!
okay lucky day three boy Jesus
Oh, that's not good.
That is not good.
Not good.
Simporo's chosen.
We should order the camera.
It doesn't matter.
Pickle Rick.
Pickle Rick!
Hurry do it
Oh god.
Mmm.
Son of a...
No.
No.
No.
No.
Give a sled.
Might have to sled this.
Whatever.
It's fine.
It's fine. Don't panic.
For the camera.
Excuse me.
use more drugs.
bad
I
Oh, no.
I'm currently jittery, I can feel it.
fuck it bitch
You there?
They come in and chat from B-movie finishes, I'm gooning to this.
Oh, please.
That's fucked up.
Check for Ratman.
Imagine not checking for the rat man and then hearing the squeak before you die.
Squeak.
Can there be in a hotel room?
I don't know.
I don't think so.
I haven't seen him in a hotel room.
I would not rule it out as a possibility.
you're like, I'm always out. I try not to leave until I have my
cameras or until something like this forces me out, which helps us
avoid certain things.
Got that route was so fucking stupid.
That door is not.
There's no reason not to lock that door, I really should be locking that door.
Oops.
Right down on the ratman mod?
Just imagine like how fucking gross it would be a rap man.
Holy.
Right man.
Covered in fucking PCs dude.
Okay he's got a gun.
A bridge moon T and D character talking about Billy the rat
Who uh would jerky his own pieces
Really the rat was a rat
Okay, brides and crisis calls.
We're also out of meth right now, I'm pretty sure we only found one meth, so we're kind
of on a timer right now.
The question is, can I stand up?
Where's my seat?
I don't have it!
I'm sorry!
Grab it! I'm sorry!
Ratman would have played that better though, I think.
Remember, morbid mist equals reset, by the way.
Imagine this is your...
Groundhog Day.
Got more cigarettes.
That ready or not challenge felt like a Groundhog Day.
A little bit.
Why am I autism or why this fixation on only one game?
Only one game?
Talk?
I frequently do long playthroughs or challenge runs.
I have for 10 years.
So yeah, I guess I am on my outsize of marketing this last year for 10 years.
You know what I mean?
Bitch!
Do you know what I am saying, bitch?
Do you know what I am saying, you stupid bitch?
dumb bitch
Oh check for morbid
Swag okay
This is just an acceptable start not a good start. I am L once again. I'm not an authority
I'm shit so
How do we get out of this?
Weeeeeee.
Uh huh.
Uh.
Uh...
Swag.
Need some YouTube playing in the game?
Nah man, cause the browser probably has ads and they're not paying to show up on my stream so...
Welcome, dude.
Welcome.
You speak really good English for being a second language? Thanks.
My first language was Chinese.
You said you were Chinese today, or Japanese?
I'm actually a Laotian.
Pardon the confusion.
the dammit
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
I'm just trying to figure out what I'm doing.
I'm just trying to figure out what I'm doing.
Yolink? Okay, first things first. Ideally, we order both of these at the same time, so
So we can order both of them at the same time again.
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
What does he want?
Do-ee?
A man of culture, I see.
Hmm.
Hmm.
What's your opinion on the Khmer Rouge?
I use makeup
Good one, thanks
So we like to call it bit have you guys ever heard of what a bit is so basically like
The guy on the stage you'll like tell like a joke pretty much right and then
You clap
Because it's funny. It makes you feel smart for having witnessed it and heard it. You know what I mean?
Meth!
Hurry!
You're no fun.
You're into a live comedy show, no. However, I remember being very young and my parents leaving me with my grandparents because they were going to go see...
a howie mandel
Yep, howie mandel
What a guy a who show that fucking stutter looks to the crowd is this guy for real right now
Is this you coming to you coming to my show and heckle me dude you paid for the ticket you paid for the ticket dude
Okay.
Get a look at this guy.
I just hope I can be your place of work.
It says some shit like, a who show?
You know that?
You know that?
Crowards men see it?
I hit him with a dame cook.
Actually can't remember a single dame cook joke.
cook me like I'm Dean cook oh oh oh oh oh oh you're so the movie where he's at
cook um no but I have see I have seen the Dean cook movie where he works at a
retail like a Costco equivalent if he was called and he's just like so cool and
charismatic he's like the cool guy but like secretly kind of like emotional a
a little bit you know what I mean? I'm misunderstood.
Do you like George Carlin? Yeah I like George Carlin.
Uh, Mitch Hedberg? Uh, what else?
Reddit.com r slash comedy.
Best comedians of all time, top ten.
scrolling scrolling scrolling
um
norm mcdonald
maybe you've heard of him
maybe you've heard of him
yep
actually i don't like to like norm mcdonald
i don't watch
comedy shows
i grew up watching comedy specials at the same time i stopped watching like wrestling
Well, we got everything we need.
What a banger, dude.
Drugged.
We're gonna need that.
Why are you so expensive?
That's on Bill Murray.
I saw a zombie movie with Bill Murray and Adam Driver and I honestly, Bill Murray triggers
the fuck out of me dude.
Unironically.
This dude hasn't tried in probably like 40 years.
I
You don't like Bill Murray was in
The dead don't die. That's the name of the movie, not zombie land. See, you guys aren't
real cinephiles like me, so you guys are pretty surface level, right?
Let me check out my letterboxed learn something
I
Good
Jesus
I
Oh
Nice
Camera, hurry.
Alright, we got both.
No sled, and a risky.
Wait, have we been mathguired yet?
Oh, thank god. Yeah.
We're about to be the...
mhm.
Yep.
Did I invent streaming?
No, however, I like your name, chatter.
Cassin, did I remember that?
I saw saw some Cassin gameplay when I was a kid, bro.
Pre 9 11, dude.
Or maybe I was posting a little bit.
I remember.
The hell does 9-11 have to do with it?
Had to be there, bro. Sorry
Math guy?
I'm hoping we'll get a hack off. We should be careful though.
Because we're actually like overdue for this dude to show up, so...
It's probably gonna happen as soon as we sit down.
And like two seconds.
The bomb maker, dude!
The guy who makes bomb
Please do not mess up
No flood. That's fucking awesome dude. I don't think I have any money.
Probably gonna get enough guys as soon as we walk out of here.
Didn't check for Ratman?
Mubby Mubby.
Well...
Tanner?
Throw yourself, fool.
Mean
We stand up and go get our shit now, I think I think both of them have been ordered both sets
Oh, here we go
We don't have we don't have the software though, so it doesn't fucking matter. We'll wait
That's not good. Not good.
Dude, real guile?
No, I don't want to search this page manually.
This page sucks.
There's those ones down.
Nope.
What the hell?
got one
Oh
I swear I heard him bros.
That's scary.
I'm not mining 250 to 50 to 50
I need my internet to go out so I can get my ship.
Swag.
No slide, but also no money.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're going to wait?
Didn't wait long enough.
Okay.
That's the kidnapper, then.
Or I'm dead.
I think they nerfed us, eh?
They made that one harder. Anyway, inbred.
Doo-doo-ba-dee-doo-doo-boo, shoo-doo-ba-doo-boo. Sled.
We have the software.
Our shit is technically outside.
Where are we?
Room 1
I gotta wait till I'm forced out of now, then we get to pick up our equipment.
What's the we need?
All right, so if my theory about that sound keeping the same as Sanders and the kidnappers
is true, then we should not die of the kidnapper here.
That also means we're gonna go pick up our shit now.
Were these pro AI and data center ads?
Yeah.
The ads on Twitch are kind of weird right now.
selling them to anybody, probably for the cheap.
Playing to play Dark and Darker anytime soon?
Nah, man, I played that show like four years ago.
I'm good.
What?
Don't kill me.
Oh thank god.
I don't even get to run everybody's cars.
You can.
That's funny.
That's fucking funny, mate.
Dude, where is the math guy, man?
This shit is stripping me out.
What room was that?
Fuck, dude.
What room were the drugs in?
What room were the drugs in?
What?
I'm still forgetting which side is which, by the way.
I believe her
Hey big M. Do you play the original Gothic? No, man
No, dude, why look at what compelled you to ask that stupid piece of shit, maybe
We don't have the electrical room key, which is good, and now we can accidentally kill
ourselves like we did last time.
Something is about to happen.
So we're going to sit here, we're going to browse this until it does, um, get Shadowfetch.
Let's plug in the one video we found.
We are going to sell a video.
I'm about to do World First Leap Mode video sale, dude.
How much?
Nice.
This is it.
All right.
We made a 21 DOS coin, guys.
21.
21.
21.
I should not be doing this hack.
We're probably going to get put into a situation where we have to lose it.
What?
It might be okay.
If it's memed decompiler, we have lost by the way.
One in four trees.
What can you do dude? What can you do dude? What can you do?
It's whatever, we got our shit.
We're okay.
Can we talk about that for a second?
Me out loud saying, hey, we're gonna sit here and do this till we get interrupted.
Me going to the website that hacks me and saying,
we're probably gonna get interrupted.
Getting interrupted.
Me saying out loud.
We're okay as long as it's not memd decompiler, we could still win the hack.
It was memd decompiler. We lost.
just how it is man I think I've ascended guys I think I'm actually like I think I can do it I
think I can do it dude even though I was mentally ready for that shit dude it's still
Give me a little shiverino, dude
Well
200,000 coin a I got zero
Is that swag
Um, fellas?
We'll do Xanax.
You can nope sled while getting cleatest.
No way.
Wait, really?
Wait, really?
Who the fuck said that?
That's crazy
Okay, so let me explain what happened there.
I was standing to listen for the lockpick noise, but when you're between the rooms,
the sound gets changed.
was like standing like right here and I the the lockpick noise never came because I had a
fucked up well
that's okay I don't mind restarting I actually don't
I think every restart is kind of like an opportunity for us because we did a couple we did like several things
I'll be right back, I'm gonna get some coffee.
Give me a momento.
me load
Uninvited guest 450 years old 200 years older than the current calendar year
It has kids.
Enemy to every group.
31 kills.
Wait, this guy's killed almost exclusively elves.
I wish it could hang out.
I got what I got okay fine we'll make do
Get off of me!
Please!
Please!
God damn it!
Please stop!
Please, dude!
Please!
Just let me play!
Please!
Actually, I'm curious, who is your favorite pro league player?
Ever?
Yeah.
Well, in NA?
In NA, it's...
I don't know.
In NA, I can get better faker, for instance, in my all-time.
Yeah.
Honestly.
In NA?
Low key?
Do you want to know this, bro?
No...
Nope.
I'm a QT5.
There, I said it.
Yeah, that's a good answer, honestly.
No, I respect it.
He's one of my...
Like, dude is going in.
MUSHING FUCKING BAZE!
BUSH!
Uh-oh.
I don't think either of these guys are ready for the next competitor.
It's some motherfucking dude.
OH BAND!
Oh my god he's huge.
It's his hat.
H.H. Holmes.
Put it down.
TwinkBussy says reminder that it is ethical to crash any Iron Man that has Iron in their name.
Oh, what the fuck? Who dropped that shit?
Why didn't he just die?
Like that you fucking get your fat fucking leg over there dude hello
Why? Why?
Why is this specific thing happening right now?
I fucking hate emojis, dude.
Thanks, Jeff. Here are the nominees for best mobile game presented by Verizon.
And the game award goes to...
Genshin Impact.
Stay right here. We got more game awards coming up after this.
What's good, Mokago? What's the deal with you? This is Khalif Adams here.
He's full of fags rocking the child of this one we call...
This game is scary.
um no poop lover 73 it's not scary at all in my opinion
That's it all.
It's gonna start as a burger joint, dude, that's so American.
Well, let's go re-kidnap another child.
I don't understand what the fuck you're saying!
Oh
Holy shit dude he formin no matter what dude
You're dead.
Dead!
So I didn't watch a video where I saw a guy use Dfhack to literally order his dwarfs to
go somewhere.
No way dude!
Hey!
Guys, I found the scary ghost man.
I miss my fucking Q!
God damn it!
This guy said monochrome gamer.
Foxy ammo.
Foxy ammo.
Wait, play this one?
Holy f- oh my Jesus!
the hell was that what the hell game was that I don't remember your baseball cap
is broken. It was not Roblox. I know that. Check players? Ah, shit. We good. Dub. It
Was that Robloxed?
I know it wasn't Robloxed.
I
Was the official attack on Ted again by Namco
Drugs
Any of AOT was so ass hard to hard to end a good time travel story isn't it?
Oh, hold up
Spoilers don't care. This shit's been out forever
Do not care
Solution do not include time travel.
No.
I'm like cross-eyed right now.
This is a hard one.
I'm dead.
BAM!
Dude!
BAM BAM BAM!
BAM BAM BAM!
I got some coffee, dude.
Can you explain the ending of AOT in detail?
Ah, I never watched it, so I just know that it involves some time travel shenanigans.
Maybe, possibly.
Don't know, plus don't care.
Plus, using an anime as your barometer for a good story being told is like on the McDonald's
and expecting Michelin Star Grade quiz 8.
Oh, more reject.
It's deadlocked good, uh, probably who the fuck is Michelin?
There are enemies of good stories.
I can't name any right now, but I'm sure they exist.
Dragon Ball Z!
Wait
So flugging true
Well hold up hold up
up. That fuck up.
Lol. Why didn't trunks just go dynamic?
You know, I know you're trying to like meme on that shit, but like there's probably some
some kind of explanation for that, honestly.
That's a good question though.
Berlin needed to die.
Yeah, but if like the machine that I used to time travel, like, was like,
yeah, if you go here, then anomaly chance way higher or something.
Boma and Vegeta would have never banged if he went to Namek.
Yeah, some kind of avoidance of anomaly or some shit.
Maybe he sat down with Bulma and she was like, yeah, if you go to Namek and then you appear like
Shut up one sec
Jesus.
What the?
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
Dude!
Lock in, man!
Lock in, dude!
Holy fuck, man.
Holy fuck, man.
All right, we're just gonna order these two things first.
Buy another B-Door.
Quickly skim this.
got this dude boom let's go look for shit yeah I don't know maybe Trunks spoke with his mom
and was like yeah don't go dynamic bro your pussy ass dad would never be motivated to improve
ever again would probably fucking kill himself if he saw you be a super saiyan
true though i mean
he does kill himself
maybe not specifically for that reason
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
Retainer at the door, never mind.
Nemic made Vigida start semen retention.
It didn't last very long, though.
Key.
Okay, I don't think I want to pick that up sounds like the bluey theme song that
one was the bluey theme song yeah
Batman!
Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam.
Batman.
B-de-de-de-de-de-de.
Aw.
Maybe go to the stout things up.
Oh, oh yeah, the lights are off.
That ain't gonna stop me.
Ratman!
Yep, the killer!
This is my YouTube AI slot video.
Parkiplier!
Nik A-30!
It's not dementia bit.
No one knows who Jeff the killer is anymore, Unk?
Oh yeah?
Daring to go into a bathroom.
around three times and save Jeff the killer each time.
Was he?
I was afraid of bloody Mary when I was a kid, am I gonna lie boys?
I never did it.
Pussy.
Fuck you, man.
That fear kept you alive.
Holy shit.
You go, thanks for something.
I could be misremembering, but I'm pretty sure like the local urban legend
where I lived was like, you had to spend 10 times.
And because of that, like you were giga disoriented by the time,
you know, you look back at the mirror in the dark or whatever.
So it felt more real.
Why would you invite demons in to your home?
Idiot.
I give you this.
I need drugs now. I need sled now.
Prices calls.
Dub.
I'm coming to get you Simon. I'm Simon by the way.
Gulp.
I do not have any money this guy only has one man I fucking hate this guy
I should have ordered that one, Matt.
permission to stimulate my prostate don't ask me for permission for that stuff
You can ask Chat, though.
That's okay.
I heard him.
I say the name.
I need money next for seven.
I should not have walked this way.
I should have walked around.
Shoo-ba-doo-ba-doo-ba-doo, meth guy soon.
Cast emulate my prostate, please.
It's motherfucking Tanner.
There he be.
First to chug your dirty bong water big M.
Big M. It's a bong water guy. That's your name.
Denied.
Air Island looking lush today. Thank you. I combed it.
Thank you.
and before someone in chat says why
yeah
watching on 240p can't even see it anymore
I'm not gonna die.
I'm not gonna die.
I'm not gonna die.
I'm not gonna die.
Dude, you fucking suck.
Penis.
Got a lot more drugs, but I can't.
I gotta order more camera and shit.
All right.
Doo doo doo doo doo.
Where's my shit?
Okay.
Lucky day for you, boy.
Okay, well only one myth bring
No.
Yeah, we're just gonna do something, we're just gonna do it to everyone, I think.
Oh, oh, nope.
Yeah, we're just going to do something, we're just going to do it to everyone, I think.
I
I require math.
Please.
You sniffed it all to give it back.
I'm just going to spend my money in case I lose a lol.
What was that? I think the motion sensor?
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Warp. Do we really only have one site? No, we have two.
Well, well, well...
I have it so loud and never flinch.
Did you mess with some sound board settings to help?
Um...
No, I mean my...
My Windows volume is at 79% otherwise the game's max volume for me.
I went in the wrong fucking way.
Hopefully what we're doing this arcamer gets delivered.
It might just wait outside, actually.
ratman check? no ratman, we're good
in the toilet? no you hide in the bathroom if the ratman's into the bed
ratman, it's the ratman
ratman, he's got a gun too
why does the ratman have a gun?
Hi, don't fucking know, do do do.
You've never seen Ratman?
Yeah.
He's a 0.01% chance spawn.
He appears under hotel room beds during the music box event.
You're a brine of welcome to the game 3, right man?
It's a fucking right man!
I didn't hear nothing, so I'm gonna move and die.
Alright, we're good.
So, we got a slight problemo.
If I walk back inside, it might get kidnapped when we walk back out, but I'm still walking
the fuck back out no safe motel rooms oh wait this is good this is good they try
the delivery finish when the power was out so they went under the bridge I
We're gonna read the and probably die because of it XD
Okay, we're not gonna read change one line
All right
Dear Jesus Christ in heaven that hollowed be thy name
Protect me from the the uncouth whims of the masked kidnapper man in the shiesty
Nice
This is definitely gonna be a crank moment by the way
I think I see my envelope floating
We're so fucked, man.
Run!
Run!
Fuck you little bitch.
Where's my other fucking camera, man?
I can just buy a gun and shoot these people?
Did my crank already wore off?
I was my camera up and delivered.
It's gonna get fly by right the fuck now dudes.
Did not lock a door.
Cut the fuck up.
do we stand up I got to do this hack
Crank not necessary with proper gameplay?
Yeah, you may have heard of the Moon Moon Strat, which means which involves proper stamina management and running a straight line to outrun him without putting our back to a wall to prevent him from spawning close to us.
It's called the Gigachad Strat in parenthesis. Gigachad gamer moment.
Maybe you've heard of it.
I can't force a hack.
Okay, so...
We got math.
Technically we can sit here.
Technically we can sit here.
I kind of want to go out now, because I'm not picking my nose, by the way, I'm picking
dried skin off of my nose, which is like way more sanitary and cool.
we could walk out right now.
I don't wanna...
basically
if we go out there we're gonna have to do the breather
without any crank.
No math.
That's the rat man.
He's cold.
He was just raining.
He wants in but Motel's no place for a rat man so.
That is not good.
Well Tanner or Kidnapper, I want to test something.
If it's Tanner, I'm walking out immediately afterwards.
If we die, we die, dude.
If we fucking die, we die.
You seem patient to calmly walk to the bridge so the stamina is always too low.
Yeah, it's me, stupid piece of shit who's literally never watched me play this game,
making up stuff in the Twitch chat.
Before I pick up my packages, I make sure I am full stamina every fucking time, by the
the way. Well, here we go. Okay, because we had to use our crank earlier, we do not have
any crank this time which means we're probably gonna have we're gonna have to
employ the gigachat moon moon strap
okay hold up
I need a cool song.
It's like
Whether on CD or random, it's random.
There might also be a cooldown.
My internet's out.
Well, no one who can kidnap me.
Time to stand up.
Please no assassin.
Type one of us should make nachos.
First.
for now, thanks for subbing best not your toppings, cheese
little bit of ground beef, not too much all up in you
That's it. That's it, my sour cream.
Maybe.
A la peña.
Ride tomatoes? I like my tomatoes souse.
I'm a good man.
Ugh.
Don't be a stranger.
It's clear it's Japanese.
Nah.
He from the bayou.
Nah, not a bayou.
That's how the song goes.
Evidence Locker.
Need drugs, dude.
It might be cooked.
I say cooked now, by the way.
36.
Do-do-do-do-do.
Do-do-do-do.
jumps you outside he's just finished gooning I say gooning now so I'm
jerking off by the way in 36
you we do what
That's not the same thing.
What?
Bro, what is this deposit spot?
Yeah, this spot is so fucked up that I almost died at a time.
I got to buy drugs from people who aren't these guys.
Well, maybe they're stock change.
Let's see.
Nope.
Nope. Well, well, well. That's very un-good. Very un-good.
Ring ring explain what the different hacking my names are
Maybe you would prefer to ask a question about specific ones so that I don't have to explain
all of them.
Was the objective the one you just played?
So you can only move the papers if the thingy is directly next to them, and if I left click
any of the skulls I lose instantly, and if I drop any of the papers in the skulls I lose
instantly.
And when I say if I click one of the skulls I lose instantly, I mean literally if I left
click any of the skulls at any point when I lose.
I did not get extra time for that, despite it starting on the back side.
This is because the power the power was on
When it happens
Damn all right
You do buddy do do boo buddy do that's fucked up. That's actually fucked up the power is on when that starts
We got to be giga quick, dude
Why don't I just spend all of my money here?
Now we'll just do that.
What's the music box mean?
I gotta find the room with the playing card on the door handle and the hide in there until
the music's over, otherwise I'll get crowbarred like that guy.
I got that guy crowbar me he crowbar me he said he say can I crowbar you a
question
And I'm like, no, but he like, I do not care.
Black.
You can add BioShock 2 to your list of future games, but I've never played BioShock 1.
Don't you gotta play 1 before you play 2?
You'd be scared if they added LeBron James.
Why LeBron, James?
Why would that be scary?
Cause he's dead go?
LeFraud blames.
Yeah, that's what I call them. Also, I would smoke them in a 1v1 as well.
Brum, brum, brum, brum, brum,
What are these pages, dude?
Lost tapes, the prey. Don't waste it. Dr. Murr.
Got lost tapes.
I'm right now set up the match. I know him
Dude and then we can have like the vapid streamer celebrity cameo
Oh dude, I love your stuff dude LeBron James walks into my office dude, I love this I love this show
He calls it a show
Because he respects me as a broadcaster. I called a broadcaster because I respect myself
myself. Love the show. Gaps me up. It can happen.
He doesn't tell me to shave it off better.
That never occurs to him.
He walks in and he says, what's good, my fellow bald?
And then he shows the top of his head.
He's got the Rudy Giuliani spray paint job going on and it's kind of dripping down his
head a little bit.
I dap him up now.
Yeah, it could happen.
It could happen. You don't know
Meow meow, meow meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow. Drugs meow meow
Order my shit, order my shit
Order my shit, buy a backdoor. Actually, we're good
If we do not buy a backdoor we can actually order meth right now
Yeah, but is what I would say if I had the extra money to buy the program that I need to buy actually by the math or whatever
We got two site seekers right now
We got the hall
Let's try and do these real quick
Lab monkey
Do-do-ba-dee-dee-doo-boo.
At Moon Moon Hair.
Nice.
What's up Batman End Table?
What does that mean?
All righty.
What does that mean?
All righty.
Mm-mm.
That guy Jordan what's up?
That's Michael Jordan's twitch account by the way.
Another fan of mine.
D-D-D-D-D-D-D-B-D-Boo!
Dude, how- dude, I'm still kind of triggered at that guy who said that I arrived at the the drone drop-off spot with like missing stamina, dude.
Like I've literally never done that.
I've literally never fucking done that.
Like I might have done it one time
while we were testing to see if we could run away
from the breather, so it literally didn't matter, right?
But like a hundred plus times I have arrived at that spot
with full stamina, by the way.
The audacity, dude.
What is blood seeing?
What is blood seeing?
Alternate dimension moon moon
I'm picking that shit up dude
I'm not sure what's going on.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
it sometimes you think it'd be meth one but it actually meth two feels good man
sometimes it'd be meth two but it's actually just meth one feels fucking
bad man
no car math
no truck math ever poop higher else yeah we all got to do that
Unforged. Not you. Sure, buddy. Okay, where's meth to, man? Why is my power still out?
bros this might be a restart I'm a I'm I'm in jail some shit is fucked up right
now
come on take it for seven let it ride or not for seven for raid yep
Let it ride!
Dare me to check the bridge?
Nah, we gotta force a hack.
We only have one math right now.
Didn't check tire?
I fucking did check the tire, motherfucker.
What if it can be on any car's tire?
trek tech for vago yeah the people at this motel did not check for vago
whatever I guess I'm just a fucking loser dude is there always two met I got I
got a strong sneaking suspicion that there is always two met I'm just missing
spawn sometime
Beth 2 isn't 100%
Why not?
I'm fucking offline dude
So can someone explain this game to me like I am stupid?
Yeah I'll explain it right now
Forget it.
Can't open the door if it's locked. That's one.
Two.
When you restart your internet, listen for the crunching of leaves behind you for the
craze crowbarman who comes to murder you.
3.
Open door.
Lock door.
If you don't lock door then the kidnapper or the assassin can walk in and just kill
Kill your ass, easy peasy.
Step 5.
Always leave lights on.
That way you can...
What?
Let it wrap!
Let it wrap!
What is this fuck-ass Motel of Six Goddamn Modems?
He's using the combined power of all of them to access the dark web or some shit.
Can you explain why you have 73 failed attempts?
Uh, game's hard?
But this helps, idiot.
No, I don't have any.
You do.
But you did it.
You do.
But you did it.
You do.
But you did it.
But you did it.
But you did it.
But you did it.
But you did it.
Anyone new?
No.
Homeward dropped his donut.
No.
No.
yeah
Bitstriker messaged you
I'll fucking care
copy and paste.
Like I was going to do it all with one hand.
Don't do that.
Trugs?
We need that shit now, by the way.
Where's my shit
Yeah
No red veil cringe
Oh, one minute hmm Wow
Oh one minute Wow
well we're poor now that's okay
What's the drone busing noise event?
That's one of my packages being delivered.
You try crack before no
I love crack though holy fuck dude
I should we'll be busing what hell yeah
I'm so good
Okay guys, guys, I found the key.
Uh-oh.
What the...
Where is it?
That's not it.
This isn't even it.
If I was a more powerful gamer, mayhaps.
What?
Young Guilfa and Trambalix are so...
Do we have meth on us?
.
.
.
.
.
or some more men and we got five drug dealers right now dude I'm drug maxing
right now
dropped off down the road.
Cool.
Yeah, you fucking bastard.
How is that possible?
That's alright man, you just got done using the bathroom, ignore him dude.
Right man.
the
what the fuck is this emo Jan six bird
what about it man
a fucking problem? Hmm? Never seen a Patriot before?
Marvin!
Me when they pardoned the cat before me?
Ah, shit.
It's my fault.
I'm gonna get meth-guy right here.
Whoa.
Incoming meth-guy.
I'm so scared.
Mathman needs his drugs.
Right now.
What the fuck is messaging me?
Yeah!
Alright!
Nine boys.
Mith.
I got two.
I got two.
Mith.
One for the crack pipe and one for the bong.
Surely you can't use a bong for meth, why not?
Wanna find out bro?
What's up, double bag of meth?
What should I use my one wish willow on?
Okay, you need to explain what that is.
Is it from the back rooms?
From the movie obsession?
Never seen it.
Don't watch movies.
Unless they feature popular streamers like Scary Movie 6.
That's literally the only movie I've ever seen, by the way.
It's a monkey's paw?
Ooh.
Methmanth.
Another one under the bridge.
What is happening?
The bridge.
Alright, kind of slow on the uh, shit right now.
Give us your top one movie then, Scary Movie 6.
That's also the only move we have same cap.
I had to open up Cheddar Air so he is not a fucking monkey's pop, fuck that Cheddar.
Fuck you, dude!
Oh
Well, well, well fuck you
What can we buy here?
More drugs?
Oh yeah.
Okay, tell me these guys ain't already out of stock.
Still, when do they restock?
I don't like when he talks to me like this, he's a druggy and he needs his fix.
So fucking embarrassing.
Do-do-do-do-do-boom-boom-boom
We're picking out on math
Bro
Look how many plugs I got dude. Oh fuck
Well, that's Tanner.
Or...
Get an upper.
That was just slanted, dudes.
There's my drone right there, I can't hear it right now.
I just saw it.
I actually lose this hack because of this, by the way.
Didn't you screenshot this and then type it?
Yeah, you could.
Yeah.
But, uh, I ain't no fuckin' bitch, unless it's that one memory game from the first game
to-
Dude?
Guys.
I swear to God, I just heard the tanner sound effects.
The wall he was grabbing in, okay.
Which means, if it's not Tanner, because it can't be Tanner, because Tanner is just here,
it means it's the kidnapper.
Okay, that's the theory I'm operating on, which means, if I stand up and walk outside,
I'm gonna get kidnapped and die, and we're gonna do that, by the way, so.
All right, then I didn't hear it.
I'm cool back it is
...
Excuse me.
Gotta blast!
You don't have to touch it, it's just the past now.
Dang it! Oh, shucks!
Might as well needin' to crank it. Dude, I was just being safe.
Got three meth. Oh, we didn't put our cameras up.
Well, what's the worst that could happen when we walk outside right now?
What's the worst that could happen?
What's the worst that could happen?
What's the worst that could happen?
I mean, where do I want this?
Whatever.
Up, eh?
Oh, yeah. Yeah, no swearing in the chat, please.
No swearing in the chat.
room 9 room 9 nice okay
Yeah.
Yeah!
The bleeple venom?
Greetings.
Room 9.
I've got math in different motel rooms.
Motel rooms.
Aww, you're no fun.
What should we get?
Eight.
Um, yeah. I'm thinking that's a lot of math.
They have to force a hack to be able to afford our software, right now.
Locking this cause now I'm paranoid.
sit down and play the game please. Nope. Well this is really bad. Because I actually
have my software up by now. So, oh my god.
The last time we got a key I swear I haven't seen one all stream. I found a
couple keys to the stream but that's not like the barometer for success in this
mode because it's kind of like the last thing that you do and it's pretty easy
to do it once you have the tools to do it. I would say a good metric for success is like
how many cameras do you have? You got your two cameras, you got your least one motion sensor,
have you purchased the second wiki? Do you have a crypto miner on the third web? So I mean these
are all things that I would qualify as success. Have you fed Cletus 10 method once?
Yeah, if you kill Bitstriker, like, these are all...
And if you kill Bitstriker, does your game have more remiss?
If your game has more remiss, why?
Uh...
Alright.
Please.
Please let me look.
Wheeeeeeze.
Oh my god, I was just thinking about that.
Lee bitch Lee bitch
You go
How can you doing the the alert alarm some touching me beard
Mike, Mike doesn't affect that.
Is that mini-in-bass purely off of your mic? Nope.
You hold space bar otherwise it contracts you gotta keep that between the lines
Please God
Get to relock door after Lucas search now
You fuck you man give it to me man
And whooping legend, thank you for subbing.
Do, do, ba-dee-dee-dee, boo.
Why isn't this working?
Could I be actually this unlucky?
Oh, fuck.
Oh, kidnapers here.
You ain't a kid, adult napper here.
Well, that's it for this video, and I'll see you in the next one.
We got everything we need.
We got eight math.
Two cameras, two motion sensors.
Okay, I'm going to go back to the other side of the map.
Good man.
Uh, we're gonna do this with Xanax.
I hope you want this, bro.
I got an ounce of meth for you dog, good luck.
Whoa.
My hand just glitched out, you guys see that?
That's three people in a row, boys.
I'm Sled.
Gotta stop buying these, man.
Yeah, we need more ZX.
I'm not sure if you can hear me, but I'm not sure if you can hear me, but I'm not sure if you can hear me.
I
There's no more bugged.
No.
We have one Xanax.
We'll probably stay in the war soon.
If our power goes out, next.
I got a feeling walking back in the building from the front is probably the play.
So we don't get stuck out here during a music event with the powers on because if that happens
then we have like a gig of short amount of time to get to a room.
Nice.
I'm not sure if you can hear me or not, but I'm not sure if you can hear me or not, but I'm not sure if you can hear me or not.
They're gonna get here in a second.
Guys?
We might have to, uh, braw dog the breather.
No way, dude.
We should order at least one crank in case this happened.
Uh oh.
Hotel room 9. We could wait to pick it up and then order some crank right now.
We're one.
We kind of go out and get that.
We need at least one Xanax on us.
I'm not sure what I'm doing here.
I'm not sure if you can hear me or not, but I'm not sure if you can hear me or not, but I'm not sure if you can hear me or not.
We might still have enough time out of them.
You're no fun.
Thankful for you good job dude.
There's a key in the room you left.
Yeah I know.
I don't need that key.
Mm-hmm.
And we did just see Tanner through an eye hole, but we're going to check anyway, just
in case.
Is it probably the moment we're going to see Noir?
I had to guess
So let's not fuck that up, okay
Swag?
We're gonna pick up our crank.
Hopefully it gets delivered to the hotel.
Room 1, stewed.
All right, so if my theory is correct, he's like right in front of us.
If we figure the alert page when he's already in front of us, or close to us, it's like
total less time that he's here like in general. It's luck. Like he's gonna be up
like seven more seconds and then leave.
That was seven seconds by the way.
Goodbye.
We force a hack.
I hope my nerd doesn't go up.
Room 1. Oh wait. Hold up. We checked for kidnappers. I don't think he can be here. Right now.
I didn't fully check this parking lot before we charged out here, by the way, noob mistake.
Okay, rank, Tanner check.
Let's go get the biggest X-Hall of 2026.
I don't know what I discarded.
You may have been Xanax.
The game made me drop stuff, explain.
Or what?
It was a math?
Maybe you can only hold nine man.
Aw dude, I'm trippin' balls right now, dude.
I didn't cap him 9 like Secret of Mana.
Based.
Omer dropped his Secret of Mana, go.
I thought I ordered more Xanex than that, but it's possible I did.
We dropped at least two meth, by the way.
Do do do.
Humbly requesting that if that, if it exceeds the nine item limit, that the item does not
not simply disappear.
I do not remember what I was about to buy.
Hold on, not, not that yet, we don't want to lose anymore.
Damn, what's a good tier-free one?
It's been so long
I need some helpers right now.
What's a good tier 3-1?
Wait, I have my notepad.
You wrote it down.
Phoenix was the best one that we found.
In the loksu, HR Trek.
The fucking bitch.
I
Did it
That's for Tanner
We're gonna crank to the emotion.
Okay, I'm gonna read that.
Tanner?
Now we're gonna wait.
works very good now we know when we can look out of a hack and look back if he
He shows up while we're doing hack.
Hitman?
Wait, that wasn't the hitman.
Could it have been?
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
We tripped ourselves out with our new motion sensor.
If we hear music, we have to instantly tab and use that crank, by the way.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Holy... got that.
I have to buy a slad.
sled fringe.
How long was he gone we gave him eight last time right lucky day for you for
That's the hit man.
I think.
Too close, I let it get to that point.
On point piece.
Why?
That lets you skip a lot of it.
I don't think I have a thing for this.
Third by door. Am I?
Let's see.
I did.
Oh
We have no math on us.
That's okay, Bernal.
Do you want to remember what Room Mind delivers on?
Or, that's an old one.
Good man.
You don't wait for a bitch tracker to not have a backdoor here, although I could just
spend my money.
get numbers here
get numbers here
I'm not sure if I can get the key.
I don't think I can.
I'm not sure.
I don't think I can.
I don't think I can.
I can't hold space!
Decoop sir.
I was- dude you saw my camera move too.
I was in the game!
Dude, my circle didn't move at all.
Slug poppy thinks we're so good.
If you were actually too late, it's possible.
Oh, that was such a good one.
That was a good one, dude.
Holy fuck.
Well, try again tomorrow, fellas.
Try again tomorrow.
Daps you up.
Slug poppy and Ace Matador in a-