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Giga, the plume, and the pistol, a fitting end to my folly, and a curse upon us all.
Good evening.
Or afternoon.
X hollowed X for subbing.
Mixed CVS and that frosty bear X for subbing.
Sure are plenty of X for the bits I am.
XT gave in Popsikins and Dropit, TV and Epic Fat Peninsular Academy O6 for subbing
for gig A.
Thanks for subbing, so they got me asked for six gears, thank you very much.
Four gig, eight, six gig, linch, dead man, and gloom, stack lord, and milf says a vessel,
make flick it in, rumbo baggins in next hollow, and binny, danzel, frock, nice name,
eevee sprinkle, thanks for subbing, pin die, and wando, shot, thanks for subbing.
Thank you, eevee.
Oh, yeah, bud.
Apparently tier two subscribers enough can post gifts in chair.
I probably won't be able to see them because I use Chatterena.
Lol.
It's cold 45 1911 so live yes
You're a problem with it Chatterina not properly aligning with the web page
I have like a pop-out, I'm not aligning it with any of them.
Aligning it with Ds.
Troatix for something a matic fix for seven and seven limited fix for something the common new hello
Look at all these veterans dude
Hmm
What a silence in the crypts do silence in the crypts dd1 33% XP boost
Swag
Stactics for 7th?
And living trash for 7th?
Do an antiquarian run? I can't throw all veterans now.
They're above these guys.
I
Boo-soo, thanks for seven dandolo online thanks for seven who we bring in dude
Bring me mom.
Oh no.
She's elderly.
We don't need that, yeah we do.
Wham wham wham wham wham.
Hold on.
We could probably do this team better.
No we can't.
Someone might get left behind.
I think it's okay.
We'll just hire someone that's powerful later.
Mmm.
It's a Ranistix for sub.
Sorry I'm chewing my nails.
Delicious.
Mmm, so good.
Wow, so...
And what's the candle and crescendo?
And what the...
Boisa?
Oh, we have that.
Swag money.
Alright, D.S.Miss.
Skinwalker.
what you rockin' bit.
Hit him with the berserk charm.
Maybe.
Nah.
We'll use the unholy ring.
You look but today it thinks the beef.
The beef I do don't I
Excuse me
I do don't I
Hold on I must be two fellas
There we go.
Thank you for your service.
Oh, I'm not a veteran.
I'm not.
These guys are.
Wow
Yup
You're Gucci.org
Actually hold on
Let's get you that
You're good.
It is nearly adventuring time.
Need enough level levels to the apprentice will boss in the future?
I mean, I don't have to do this to win.
I don't think so.
Do I?
Trap Nova feel better?
Do I know Helian? Shake class.
Wrong, but okay.
For me, the Helium fills the same role that the Man Arm does, that the Lepper does, that
even the Crusader does, except all three of those people I just named do it way fucking
better. Helian in order to be useful is to stand in rank one so that you can use iron
swan dance to kill the stress dealers if she's able to do it. Most of the time you don't
even have to stun, not all the time, just most of the time you don't even have to
just don't rank 1 and 2, just let him hit you, or dodge you.
The hell ain't the less useful plague doctor, I want you to think about that.
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Oop
He's baiting?
Yes
It was all merely a joke
Tiger free six percent
Yes
upload. Ha ha ha. Did you beat Zomboid Big M? Yeah we escaped from Zomboid, we're good.
Oh
All right
Front line Hound Master Reno.
Zaka Rune, thanks for subbing.
Can the defiled be consecrated?
Can the fallen find rest?
You hear that?
Anyone?
Moneeeeee!
I can't fucking pick these up.
Eh, let's see.
Really need this.
Orpheus.
Well, there's no altar down here, foes.
Unlike me, the auto-cigaroo mod I was able to find it...
It's not a mod, I got lucky.
I don't know if this team can do it.
Wait a second.
fellas I think we can do it actually
We hold the infinite malignity of the stars.
The space between worlds is no place.
For mortal men
Another abomination cleansed from our lands
Press disadvantage give them no quarter
In Radiance, may we find victory.
Neat.
Over geared, over leveled, cheating.
Yeah, very funny guys.
I see we're off to our best today.
Ha ha ha ha!
I lapped when I saw that.
Smoked!
I'm introducing my GF to your stream.
I'd better say something cool.
Continue the onslaught.
Destroy them all.
Wubba lubba dub dub.
A singular strike.
Excuse me.
me obliterated this expedition at least promises success yeah do some healing
eradicated
Get over here!
No way.
NOOOOOO!
Nice.
Dark mod activated.
Annihilated.
Consumed.
Destroyed.
I don't think I can drop anything, fellas.
I could carry any of this fellas.
Worst quest items.
Glittering gold, trinkets and baubles, paid for in blood.
Everything's okay, no panic.
The way is lit, the path is clear.
Stop living until you do the quest.
You can't really afford to backtrack because it'll hit you with so many hundred checks
of your character star.
Another one falls.
You can't backtrack that hard.
Begone, Fiend.
I can't do that there.
What the hell?
I'm seven heal?
Not bad fella.
Collect the bounty.
Back to the pit.
Be wary.
Triumphant pride precipitates a dizzying fall.
Who's it gonna be?
How about you buddy? Nah, maybe not you.
Lowered my torch light.
Imagine Helium doing that.
Helium would do that and then take minus 4 speed and apply ability to herself and also
have minus 25% damage buff.
By the way.
But she would do it. Yeah, could she do a next turn though too?
Confidence surges as the enemy crumbles.
As the fiend falls, the faint hope blossoms.
their formation is broken maintain the offensive I gotta get rid of one of these items here
We're running low on torch.
You
You fucking bitch.
Success so clearly in view. Or is it merely a trick of the light?
No quest location. I believe in you.
This is mad dude chill.
Wow! I have one torch!
I can't pick it up. I'm such a fucking loser, dude. We have to save this torch.
Mmm, goodbye.
90% failure on the left.
You tune them up, bro.
Do they bring all the Journey Home they will stop appearing and be replaced by Luke?
You know that if you bring all Journey Home journals, they will stop appearing and be
replaced by loot.
How many journals in DD1?
29.
I'm good.
That's not bad. My inventory is full at the end of every mission. Why would I possibly
need another remaining quick jump?
You can make that one mission if you want it.
Yeah, I don't want to.
Let's be clear about that.
You a bitch.
Alright buddy.
Alright bucko.
Dodge them.
The dizzying blow to body and brain.
The blood pumps. The limbs obey.
Rob this.
Oops.
Nothing, huh?
Not a torch.
Hacks laden with loot are often low on supplies.
is knit these nightmarish creatures can be felled they can be beaten give me a
get porch.
I had some reward for a task well performed.
Oh, man.
Oh, man. Wait, what was in here? Oh, it was the Osebian.
Only odds this is a torch right here.
I'm surprised we haven't been hunger-checked out.
Oh, man!
Oh, man!
I already found that.
Union. Black as death.
Well, time to go.
This day belongs to the light.
to
you
to
the shuffling dead or silenced
will claim to bring in all the ruins once more
Welp, fentanyl's a vampire now, what can you do?
What can you do?
or fentanyl shouldn't have shared that needle, alas.
Give it to the caretaker so he fucks up.
On attack miss, debuff self minus 10 dodge.
I don't like that, Mike.
Am I not playing with districts?
Holy fuck, September is here. Oh my god!
Wousers!
How much XP do the short mission apprentice missions give you as a 2 or 3?
Not on a 6 or 2, 5 subs.
Resolve DD1.
It's 2.
Gohan Blanco.
Damn.
We need to get two people to level here.
Fuuuun, Fuuun, Fuuun.
Top three favorite classes?
I don't know.
I don't know, Mike.
I don't fucking know, Mike.
Well, let's sort by a level here.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
I need three people on it.
I'm not sure what to do with this guy, but I'm not sure what to do with this guy.
He'll become a veteran, he won't, veteran.
We need three people.
thing.
We love a little bellow, dude.
Boom!
Boom!
Nope.
Nope.
Bellow, not hello.
Hmm.
You're good.
What do I still have this in my inventory?
I don't know if I'm going to use the
use this I might. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. 5 ancestral trinkets. How many are there? 7.
of
Well, I think we're ready to slay.
How many dead yet?
Nah, I could be wrong, but I'm pretty confident it says it on your screen right now.
Could be wrong.
There are 14 Ancestrals?
Oh.
Two yield dead.
No.
Yeah, we're good.
We're gonna need extra food.
I'm not sure how to do that.
Wowzer!
Hmm.
Now, this is fine.
I don't think I need this.
We could take this for...
feeling three I want that swag money how come they never put together teams
that have names do you the smell of rotting fish is almost unbearable as
or die coming along? Good. Any plans for a D&D campaign? Nope. That's enough questions
That's where it's at, though.
You're dead, mate.
I kinda tired myself out on those, I think.
The slow death, unforeseen, unforgiving.
Yay!
Blah, blah, blah
The spark without kindling is a goal without hope.
Am I the Chowdermen?
Yeah.
Because I am Chowdermen.
The Chowdermen!
As the light gains purchase, spirits are lifted and purpose is made clear.
Great.
The Viper seeks to claim its quarry at last.
Well, we got that down, Master.
Who's dying first?
Plus 24 stress.
That's epic.
He's clicking!
Oh
The ground quakes, let's get a card on you
And then, uh, this on the back.
Big blanket?
Well, you're dead, you're not dead.
Well, that was fucking stupid.
Press disadvantage. Give them no quarter.
Great is the weapon that cuts on its own.
Huge.
You're about to have an affliction, friend.
Their formation has broken. Maintain the offensive.
Cool.
That's fucking awesome!
I'm the Chowdow! Chowdow, babe!
Let's keep it out of this.
The Deer God kill all gift posters.
Silence, poor.
Are you playing the DLC?
Playing every DLC.
Nezagon? Oh, Chad. Who's gonna tell him?
Dodge dodge
Dodge
They're not fucking dead, bruv.
Confidence surges as the enemy crumbles.
Continually onslaught living in three of places
As the fiend falls a great hope blossoms
We're gonna drop some porches there's may indeed stop these shadows, but yonder
I can't believe we're just at the beginning.
Away is lit.
The path is clear.
We require only the strength to follow it.
Oh no.
My formation!
Demonstrating blow!
Masterfully executed.
Holy shit.
See you now, Pussy.
The darkness holds much worse than mere trickery and boogeymen.
As victories mount, so too will resistance.
I could have grabbed that golden dumb.
Whoops.
Need the key, need the herbs, need the shots.
We're good.
Light, the promise of safety.
No scout.
Weird.
Melec takes her silver.
And now, the darkness holds dominion, black as death.
I think the eldritch...
What would it be? Beast?
Beast mode.
I'm gonna kill this bitch.
Why is there most recent chat message you spamming goop at someone like nankill calling
keggy a loser?
Dude, I swear to god there's a chatter and chatter now I'm convinced it's not a real
by the way. Tell me if you notice who we're talking about. The armpit guy in the house.
It's protonized, isn't it?
Yes.
What if it's someone who's like really bad at speaking English, though?
They have so many subscribers.
They spam co-emotes?
That's not what they normally do.
They just type random shit that like does not make sense.
It's gonna solve a cap show.
Dude, it's so weird.
He's trying to get attention that's working?
No he's not, he's just post for the love of the game.
Dude never asks me if it's a human.
He just types of random shit.
You seem tripped out about it.
I am, dude.
What if it's a real person? What inspires someone to speak in such nonsense in such a weird place?
He's speaking the language of the gods
I swear to God that's a robot dude.
Is he Russian?
What have you done? What have you sauced up on the Kavass right now?
Probably just a bot farming gift themselves? It has to be! Like it comes in here in like
post-aligned get a higher chance of having like them gifted
but why i don't fucking know i don't think there's enough areas any of it like whoever made the
The bot just wants to happen, like that's it.
I don't think there's an endgame.
I don't think I've seen this haunted in a while.
I'm not fucking taunted, I'm having a conversation.
Hello?
Can I not use the incredulous tone indicator
Without you assuming I'm being, like, am I angry about it?
Have you ever conversed with a human being before? I don't think so, buddy.
Anyway, ban that guy, please. Or that robot.
Secrets and wonders are found in the most tenorous corners of this place.
Damn, what a scam.
But this not reveal a cigarette, though.
Did he defend himself? He can, he's a robot!
He didn't sub, he was gifted!
The match is struck, the blazing star is born.
Pull his logs real-time.
Guys they did.
Anyone who was not lazy enough went through and looked at them.
It's just random gibberish.
to you wealth beyond measure awarded to the brave and the fool how are you
like
does it make sense to you do you speak the language of the gods
Hmm, who's killing that guy?
Like has anyone ever spoken to that bot before? Anyone in chat give pooled?
Over 800 or 8700 pounds of Salisbury steak have been recalled in multiple states due to possible contamination with FVB.
What's FVB?
Oh, the force evolution virus is right.
I'm going.
Protonauts manage to get timed out and Force and Chatty is 100% of Bahad.
Like I occasionally I would glance over and see this thing's messages and then like
it looks partially lucid so I'm like alright maybe this guy's like just like
English fourth language like hyped up drunk on Kavass like just randomly smashing English words
annihilated
a time to perform beyond one's limits
but today I've had enough bro
I can't use... oh, yeah, I got it.
Or was it merely a trick of the light?
I think I want paintings over.
Hold on.
Now we go back.
Just another bite banning it, you taught it.
And now it will come back stronger and smarter.
The quiche gifted sub-farming bot is not a saiyan, he's not going to get a Zenkai boost
from getting banned in my chat wrong I don't think I'm wrong
Big
FEB
Haven't seen any herbs in those bits in a long ass time.
Last time you had a Soundsbury steak?
I might have been one of my mom hit, I don't know, it was okay.
Fuck, never mind.
The real question is when was the last time I made a number 5 Mike's way?
I mean it's been a while.
Been a while.
Decisive humbling.
This expedition at least promises success.
Well, well, well.
How do you manage the 100-week limit on Blood Moon?
Gotta make every turn count, fella.
Don't go to short missions if you can help it.
Uh, we can drop the shovels here.
See the painting?
It's getting kind of spooky.
Emeralds? Hell no! We've got three!
Boop fat bottle, old thanks for 10 years, sorry I missed it.
Those ass emotes are so fucking distracting.
Put Staren at it, dude.
Staring bro
Not
Well struck.
Stop.
Fourteen damage, huh?
14 damage, huh?
Unnerved.
Unbalanced.
You already said that
The singular strike.
Use this momentum. Push on to the task's end.
Dude, you're fine, man.
Nothing yet.
No, uh...
Hello Moon Moon, you like like you have guns at your home and you go recently at the
The Chutangut Range, Ohio.
Greetings from Vienna, Australia.
Austria
It's kind of close right now.
precipitates a dizzying fall
You look like... that guy didn't write the original message.
The original message had typos.
Oh, fuck.
The tripling victory?
Not a victory nonetheless.
I think we're just leaving.
Let's see what this curio is.
We will find all manner of great and terrible things in this watery tomb.
In time, you will know the tragic extent of my failings.
I got a P. I'll be your B. I got 200k.
Just be load.
Two?
Uh, how do you start getting a game where only ten people play?
CREEPY SCREECHING
CREEPY SCREECHING
I don't know why.
You son of a bitch.
for safety.
Yo Penta was on an episode of Jerry Springer.
Yeah.
I knew that before all of you guys, I just want you to know that it's like most things
I have artisanal taste in the entertainment that I digest.
You guys are a little behind the curve.
That's okay.
I understand that's why you seek out my opinions because you want to know what's
cutting edge. You can also digest it. I gladly share that with you. Gladly do. We killed each
other dude no man
good battle I get I get overwhelmed and then I get behind Laura Gnarr and
Nick Detrojan and phone the cops has filled my ass with cum. Hey thanks for
Count first sub and man
Volcano hello for 88 months
Friendly and meals six per seven
The couch
There's always all kinds of stuff in the sofa cushions
I wanted to look at pause and click that thing
You
Oh
Left at fake wall
I'm sorry chatter
Too sorry
All I can think about is League of Legends, right?
You know, you know what people do when they're shit League of Legends?
They'll just get a new account or whatever because they're, you know, they think they're
capped on their MMR or whatever.
Why not just get a new Call of Duty account?
Right?
Game's not free.
All right, last time there was a guy hiding in that town, just to get some bad news.
We've been ordered to pull back.
Is that fish going to kill me, guys?
Fuck you, Brazil, dude.
...
...
...
...
...
Mama!
Where the fuck are you going?
Oh no, now you're stranded.
Oh
I will exclude it up
You
You
what up what up
the newest runescape quest sick as hell dub dub
That's fine.
Did you wash your hands?
Of course.
Alright, we have four people.
Oh, fuck.
I just wasted my money.
Duffenadic dude. Is this game Woke? Probably.
Probably bro.
for Gorkham me back
of
the
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
The Crimson Curses a woke inclusion intended as a metaphor for the stigma induced by the
AIDS panic.
This guy should write a book.
Excuse me.
Hmm.
Guess we're a freaking book.
How was my day? Not good.
I got woken up. Tired AF.
We don't care.
My bad.
My be my be
Well with this mission, we're gonna be able to get everyone to level three which is awesome
Get in there big dog
Gosh darn it.
We'll get all of our camping skills, I'm pretty sure.
How close are you to finishing the game?
Just a half way, I think.
So these go to my inventory even if I drop them at the time, huh?
What trinket do we get?
Oh, this one.
I kind of like this one.
He started over and missed the beginning, no.
Nope.
What's my favorite Naruto opening?
The one with the DUDROM.
Ah, we go left.
see the newest bonkai is in bleach no i'm not up to date on bleach
I can't dodge that.
I can't even dodge that.
Oh
Nice
Yes, I made it
Wheeeee, wheeeee.
Compassion is a rarity in the fevered pitch of battle.
I can't hit em, dude.
You're missing on a generational anime lore because one piece of Blacier is too fucking
long to bother starting that.
Dude, just re-synopsis, bro.
In Radiance, may we find victory.
Ask Rock to summarize it for you.
Confidence surges as the enemy crumbles.
I got 4.
These I got no Luna my inventory
Now how we always find in the shambles
Behold the infinite malignity of the stars.
A brilliant confluence of skill and purpose.
The end approaches.
A dizzying blow to body and brain, a space between worlds is no place for mortal men.
Their formation has broken.
Maintain the offensive.
The slow death.
Unforeseen.
Unforgiving.
Where's my trinket?
You have them all?
Oh.
the light gains purchase spirits are lifted and purpose is made clear this
has said you have them all I told you oh sorry princess
you got to sell one so do you have them all all right well they just use me
We should have judgmented it.
Is DLSS 5 on?
Yeah.
Do you like?
Oh, he's got... I keep forgetting his hard skin.
Hopefully we lose one of these if we're losing it in the end. Not hard skin.
Aw, shit.
I forgot about my camera.
Greetings!
Point at you menacingly.
one
one
of
if our bounty hunter crit the shambler one time he would have done like 60 damage by
the way
Judgment
Continually onslaught destroy them all
Success so clearly in view. Or is it merely a trick of the light?
You might notice how I swapped this trinket to the houndmaster and removed the plus stress
things so that the houndmaster would go first so I could mark it before the bounty hunter
went. So we get the juicy plus 90% damage. Also the shuffle was perfect by the way.
Okay, Reddit. Is this based?
Fuck you.
Bitch.
A little bit.
Dodge.
of
excellent work
, and
the size of a million
only
the blood clippings
Hit him with the 1-2, fella.
if
soon all of you will be veterans
of the great war
inspiration and improvement
The darkness closes in, haunting the hearts of men.
Be wary, triumphant pride precipitates a dizzying fall.
The light, the promise of safety.
Yippee!
Honestly, maybe we'll just drop these bandages.
Not yet.
Eat this bitch.
Eat this bitch.
This expedition at least promises success my buffs no
Let's try to come out of this without any vampirism.
I could have killed this guy by the way.
He's going again!
No.
A time to perform beyond one's limits.
I forgot the cudgel, huh?
Honestly, I don't think bringing bandages here is like even worth a...
Wait, why did I do the scouting stuff?
I don't need that.
No!
The match is struck.
A blazing star is born.
So much food.
I think this is a good trinket.
I'll never understand the human cart containing something edible.
Oops.
Maybe they're eating, uh, blood.
Good luck!
I believe in you!
Not bad.
The darkness holds much worse than we have quickly and will be madder.
The way is lit, the path is clear.
We require only the strength to follow it.
I mean surely we don't need more we're not gonna get a hunger check three times that's not gonna happen
Drop the gold. No, I want more gold. I want the gold.
impressive. So who's our main character right now? It's either Carbonara the Highwomen or
or Leopard 2 Super Saiyan in parenthesis.
That was Gohan Blanco?
Nah.
Remind yourself that overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer.
Nay.
If only treasure could staunch the flow of otherworldly corruption.
Fuck dude, what can I even carry?
Goodbye.
I ain't got no oebs.
Why not torture them?
No stupid as hell.
Uh oh.
So fucking manly holy shit no you got
Yippee!
Jesus. Duh.
Hedgehog.
Is a weekly.
Any Gigatips for new Darkest Dungeon players?
Um...
Okay, disclaimer, I'm not the best Darkest Dungeon player, okay.
These nightmarish creatures can be felled. They can be beaten
This game is about denying the enemy turns so either do that by being faster than them or stunning them
So right here, I don't want to
These guys have a fairly high threat chance and they do an annoying bleed. So I'm just stunning them
Like knowing their moves is important, right?
Like both of these guys can hit the front two ranks and apply a bleed and they have a high chance of credit
This guy's main move
Is a low damage at least in a princess dungeon as
As the difficulty of the dungeons goes up
These guys are actually fucking bastards and you should kill them ASAP or right
now they don't do shit. They do three damage a max every minute. So it's not even worth it to kill them.
A devastating blow!
look who cares who fucking cares
this guy's turn was undone now I'm gonna stunt him to stunt on him
We can drop torch a little bit
It's been alley worth it on jester as victories mount so too will resistance I don't like
if that doesn't mean it's bad. You have to build your entire team around it, kind of.
Like, if you have a bunch of, like, plus damage traits on them, I bet you can fucking nuke something.
Like, if you, if you had, like, oh, I already do have Slugger on him, huh?
like this there's like a crit chance meant for melee stuff get something like
this
you know so that won't that one apply cuz you have to build up the thingy or
whatever but I don't know man I don't fucking know
Always torch up before you enter a room because if you're in radiant light you have a much
higher chance to surprise them.
Also I've got a camping skill that's increasing my chances to surprise them.
They pretty much get surprised every time.
And if they're surprised, they don't get to go until you're done.
Are you sure the Gips are a good idea?
I'm gonna be honest.
I might disable them.
That said, I don't give a fuck.
I want to be honest, I don't care.
Do I think allowing people to post gifts in HWCHA was a good idea?
No.
Decision and power
I don't whose idea was that it's not a good
Hello Scooby-Jay
I would prefer if you guys did not post sexual gifts in the Twitch chat though, please.
Seize this momentum.
Push on till the tasks end.
We might get late timed out.
Portrait.
It's not going to be a 10 minute time out.
Time you up for a day.
Yeah, when I opened my dashboard to change my stream title, I saw the tier 2 plus can
do it now I was like okay sure I'm sure in classic new twitch fashion there's no
way to turn off kids illypics was over
Well, plus 2 HP.
Plus 1 HP.
Wow.
One's gonna get their one, dudes.
Another abomination cleansed from our lands.
Um...
Calm down. Thanks for your $10 million.
Oops.
Um, guys.
Hope you won't regret putting every character in the entire
roster in the same level bracket.
I won't.
I won't.
Now the courtyard and the farmstead are both better in level right now
Mute in game into a Spotify needle drop spade to see the terrific five subs. What the fuck is that?
Fuck, is a Spotify needle drop.
Hello?
Guess, Unk.
I don't know, Normie Popslop, I guess?
Maybe there's that brand new hit song from First Name, Last Name.
Maybe it's a little uh...
A little Techno.
Maybe it's a love song or something.
A little Stomp Clap maybe?
I think we're past that. I think we're past that.
Lord Killolo didn't knew...
Killolot knew.
Thank you.
Someone who's gonna like headline Coachella, perhaps.
We're beyond the list for it.
I'm afraid we could drop that.
Who?
Does A-bomb pair with anyone good?
Probably the fire girl?
Um...
Houndmaster?
Or Arbalest?
Because they have an AoE stress heal that will counteract the transformation if you want to use that.
Also, the Houndmaster or the Abomination, uh, has a good stun.
It's not as good as the Houndmaster's stun, which hits every rank except for the last one, by the way.
But it's still okay.
I don't know.
A-bomb is one of my least favorite.
uh we can't kill that guy
Gently. Gently. This is how a life is taken.
Chill.
Abomination's color of mana streak is really good for stuff.
Yeah, that's the other thing. I, uh...
The only time I would have used the Bombination was before those expansions, so...
I would even look at, like, the Neutrinkus.
What are my top three classes?
master bounty hunter and maybe crusader honorable mention highwaymen
Man at arms, duelist, leper. Honestly, I think the question you have to ask is what's the
the best class. I think it's the Houndmaster, to be honest.
The Houndmasters' camping skills.
Carry.
Mooma's last time you were camping? IRL?
It's been a while.
It's been a while!
Oh, we got one more torch.
Why was it...
Wait, hold on.
Does low stress equal higher accuracy and damage?
No.
I can't wait for the Hound to do two bleeds in a one.
interesting the other big games coming out this year or just going with the
blow up
I don't even really know what's coming but be honest
I did play Dark Ascendant 2.
of this next month. The vampire game coming out this week looks cool. You talking about
the CD project red former developer guy or whatever
I haven't I've only heard about it. It's $70! Whoa!
Confidence in your product, dude.
Open World RPG.
It don't look bad.
Oh, it has the same inventory that any modern AAA has, by the way.
the bread squares dude what does that mean look at any triple a game made in
the last six years they all have the same inventory
Oh, we're kind of fucked up looted, I think.
Nooooooooooo!
Nooooooooo!
Trouble yourself not with the cost of this Prusein.
It's noble end affords you broad tolerance in your choice of means.
Gothic!
I would be the first to complain if the inventory isn't standard.
Do you see what game I'm playing right now?
Is certainly a not standard inventory.
Is Ergime ever considered 100%ing? Nope.
Nay, Traveler Nay.
Inventory is two rows of squares?
It's one row. More on.
This guy can't even count to one, dude.
Opeth's trinket menu of squares.
Dude, I'm not gonna argue with, uh, about this with you guys.
If you see the trailer, you will see what I'm talking about.
It looks like God of Wars inventory.
It looks like fuckin' probably the lace assassin creed.
So, there's no point in arguing about it.
It's the Do-Triple-A inventory.
Blah blah blah...
range!
so worth, is that really arguing when you are, you're objectively wrong
at moon moon? okay
they've used the same system since the 80s okay
All right, I bet they have.
You're probably right about that.
Triggy inventory the same as what you are critiquing?
Okay.
Yeah, there's item levels on these.
Um
Yeah, you're right. Oh
Yeah, we're gonna sell bear since I derived and we're gonna sell one of these
From this one whoopee
Boom we're kind of ball into you
Did I claim the Battle Pass reward yet?
No.
Well, everyone's a veteran now.
Yippee!
Attack itself activates repost. That's pretty good. So, what do you do? Sit in defensive
and use what's it called paint paint doesn't move you
damn that's crazy so you're basically giving yourself dodge by the way because
are lowering minus 10% accuracy versus Mart. Okay, so you faint that person. That person
has 10 less accuracy hitting the duelist. Basically dodge. They can use Kudagraw. No, they can't.
Wait, you could.
Yeah, you could.
Neat.
It's one to one, or they forgot something?
We can't do a boss yet though.
Well, it's finally time to use the rest of the squad.
The rest of the squad, squad, squad, squad, squad.
Damn.
is cool. Do a little jig IRL. Need blood for your boy. How do I get them to drink it?
I forget. Oh, they do automatically? Oh, does it take to beat this game? Very simple.
Jimmy Baborino?
You gotta go to the darkest dungeon.
On Blood Moon, the hardest difficulty, which we are playing.
You pick four people to go. Those four people
are not allowed to go to the next level of the darkest dungeon.
So you have to make a new team of four people.
So, you technically need 16 people.
I mean, if you're going to bring a full party to beat the game, because you have to clear
the entirety of the Dark Ascension.
I think on Blood Moon, you also have to, well, no.
I misremember that.
You don't have to clear the courtyard, but I'm going to try to.
And that's it really. Apart from that you're just doing missions to collect trinkets and resources and stuff.
I would rate my progress so far probably not as good as it could be.
I'm like, trying, like I'm trying to, I forgot a lot of stuff about this game.
We have a lot of shit though, we have a lot of money too, which is really good.
This will allow us to scale pretty freaking hard.
wow
Some may fall but their knowledge lives on
Like we got some pretty good upgrades, I think
We need some deeds
Let's see here
We only need 64 deeds and 70 crests.
I like to upgrade armor first.
Is it possible to fail your campaign at this point? It's only matter of time that you win.
Oh, it's very possible to fail.
They get at higher and veteran and darkest like the higher tier dungeons and stuff.
It introduces new mobs and they have different moves and they get it gets pretty fucked up,
especially in the red dungeons.
I need some deeds. I need some deeds.
Is my favorite DLC so far?
I like the Courtyard.
Dost Court.
This guy's a triple slayer, dude.
Holy.
able to recover people die where's time running out
I'd turn 99 or 100 you lose if you haven't cleared the darkest engine
who we bring in to the spot
What turn am I on? I think I'm on turn 40.
Please bring Ivy broken 200 milligrams to the wield.
Wield monsters are weak to play red.
It's Methodix or something.
They're weak to bleed.
Okay.
Then I will bring him.
He's got to power up, dude.
Boom.
Gohan Blanco.
Let's get a no movement team.
Spunk the original?
Actually, hold on.
Where's my other leper?
Part 2.
Will save you.
Whaaaaaaaauuuu.
Whaaaaaaauuu.
We need a scoutman?
Actually hold on.
Now this is fine.
Mr. Worldwap!
i think we do drop this guy
uh... we're gonna start you in the front
I just the flagellar makes it so hard to move around what do you know my let's do
to click this link. I'm good.
lol
Lo Mao he clicked it. I did not did not
No Mao
No Mao
No
We got to lock in some of this guys shit
No
All right, here we go.
That's fine.
Boom.
We need Lance.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm hmm.
Well, sweet.
drop this bad boy on this bit and the scouting now let's give him even more
damage
swag
You can have that
I just I don't think I found very many good trinkets for this person
Where's the bully damn you let
Dismiss 30% stress that's okay dude it'll be okay
why do you only have 24 HP uh-oh oh this is wasting
We don't have a normal scout or this time, so we're going to bring both scout items, I think.
And then this. Sweet.
I'm going to need point blank, point Blanco.
Hmm, it might be nice to not start with point blank shot
Actually, I kind of forget
What is here I
Wonder big big guy with the tree isn't veteran
The treatment just Iran six for seven you are going to use redeem
Kind of blowing a lot of Dosh right now.
We can use Ransack on her to reset this guy's Holy Lance if we need to.
We probably will.
Control burn.
You're good.
Everyone good on lay skills.
Let's get the armor upgrade, probably.
A sharper sword. A stronger shield. Anything to prolong a soldier's life.
Okay, now do you see why I'm shmoney stacking?
In before now. Plus accuracy in runways, A.B.U.P. is universal, not plus accuracy versus burning.
Yeah, I know.
Our skills are level 4, so we should be fine.
Maybe. We'll see how bad it is. It should be fine.
We have bank, yeah.
We go for deathless final bosses playthrough. Don't know how.
I haven't seen the video you've seen where someone did it.
Don't know the niche strat to do so.
Not sure where you're talking about.
Reported that fat naked furry rubbing its belly emote.
Word?
Word up. Hey, word up.
We're doing this one. We need, we need deed.
Need shovel.
Uh, bandage?
What else?
You get herbs for extra food, apparently?
Oh, excuse me.
And we have one of these.
That's probably enough.
Gotta bring two of the Blood.
What is it appropriate to do Courtyard Boss?
If you're playing Blood Moon, probably level four.
If you're talking about the Baron level 4, fully upgraded armor and skills, I think that's...
I don't know why you would do it before that unless you want a chance getting owned.
What's the blood form my characters have from the DLC?
It's a... they're vampires.
They make sure they can't contract other diseases which is nice.
Uh, you gotta feed them to blood.
Fortunately, we collected a lot of blood.
We have like 27 right now.
We only have two people who are infected.
We have 37?
They're mosquitoes?
Whatever.
of a mind.
Do you ever beat Returnal?
I don't even know if I played that game.
I forget.
GK plays game six for so long.
Madness can take many forms, but none so contemptible as man's belief in a mythology of his own
making.
A worldview buttressed by dogmatic desperation invariably leads to single-minded fanaticism
and a need to do terrible things in the name of righteousness.
This man is an animal, rabid, destructive, and incapable of nuanced understanding.
He must be put down.
Uh-oh.
You are not alone in this place.
The fanatic is on the prowl.
He's probably- he's probably riding the fucker, boys.
You stupid fuck.
The
circle in the dark, the battle may yet be won.
Pimp, pee, pee, pee, pee, pee, pee, pee, pee.
The light. The promise of safety.
Cheeky little fuck spotting a fight directly in front of you there.
It's him, by the way, bro.
I don't like that you made him on fire.
Back to the pit.
Use this momentum. Push on to the task's end.
What is this? Can't even um...
Bandage.
We want to fight him before we camp up for us all.
Executed with impunity.
I mean, it's gotta be done here, right?
Is it bandages?
Yes.
Well, let's go down first and hope that one of these two guys is the guy.
The sparkle in your eyes of youth twisted and made merciless.
I know what
The match is struck. A blazing star is born.
You ain't the real one, dude.
Unfortunately, the rest of this advantage, give them no quarter.
Decision and power.
Power
Give me a crib big dog, okay, I'm sorry for asking
Well, can't stall on this guy, unfortunately.
Actually maybe.
As the fiend falls, a faint hoop blossoms.
Destroyed.
As the ghoulish collection scatters, the rats prepare to feast.
I
I mean, if it's not the fanatic way, I'm gonna leave, I think.
Well, what can we do, fellas?
The flames of the smoldering pyre dampen his eyes with murderous fuel.
I went up at the screaming, too.
In radiance, may we find victory.
The enyss retains even the boldest gaze.
And now the true test, hold fast, works higher.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
I'm gracing me with this.
Testaring fear consumes the mind.
He's up.
Oh my god.
And now, the darkness holds dominion, black as death.
Oh, those are our only vampires, fellas.
into the fanatic dude. I think on medium you can skip two rooms, right?
I hope so. Can't really afford to go backwards right now.
Well, that's fucked up.
We got lucky though.
We're lucky that both of those happened while Dismiss had his gig of fuck you buffs.
Ain't no way, bro.
Those who covered injury... find it in no short supply.
Confidence surges as the enemy crumbles.
Please.
I probably need to shovel.
I can't do it.
I can't.
We already have someone afflicted too.
If you want, if you, if you, uh, if you want virtuous than maybe, but it is, it is simply
not possible at this point. I dropped the holy water!
Okay.
Why even touch it?
There was an equal chance to get a negative one as there wasn't even a positive one.
Haunting the hearts of men.
Don't do it!
Thank you.
No force of will can overcome a failing body.
I mean, he's Mars.
might be over for carbonara fellows
rest in peace
A moment of valor shines brightest against the backdrop of despair.
Such a low chance to hit him, he's not marked.
Their formation is broken.
Maintain the offensive.
Reclaim probably would have went pretty good here.
What can you do?
Slow death. Unforeseen. Unforgiving.
Now, pretty tough first, first veteran Dungeons.
the isolation of our troubled estate.
A fever of willful determination sweeps through the barracks.
New recruit time?
Can't really do it yet.
Sharper sword. A stronger shield. Anything to prolong a soldier's life.
This guy has three pretty shitty ones.
We gotta give Fentanyl the double asterisk.
Well, shit, we did pretty good all things considered.
I think that Shatterer, if we had hearthlight there, maybe it goes different.
I think that Shatterer was right.
We want to stick to media missions right now.
and
warrens
only a two highwayman huh whoops you ever get the
airs rewatch NGE or is it a one and done experience? What does NGE?
Smell Smell, take your time.
What's the point of locking positive traits? Some of them are really good.
otherwise they get cycled out when you get a new positive one.
I think I'm going to bring up Vestal because I'm scared now.
I like claymore and bugbear bussy and reuse things for some of it.
Windows XP
I'm
Bum bum
Any chance we'll see Windows Vista, maybe
Ah
Someone in chat might be on Windows XP right now.
You guys got fucking smoked. You got smoked. You got smoked.
I said me first, making it me, by the way.
You're on Windows 98. Liar!
Lion has bid, dude.
I just don't think I'll ever use this.
Well, let's upgrade your skills.
We're about to use a lot of money.
Every creature has a weakness the wise hero trains for what she will face
but I'm man I'm man
so like
should I train as well
question mark we might need revenge I don't know we get him with a purge
gonna need the accuracy
of
the other accuracy one of things so
Hmm.
Imagine if you have the accuracy trait dude.
Holy guacamole.
We want this lady to go first.
I only have three damage trinkets.
I mean I got this.
I can't take an accuracy hit right now.
Hmm, let's see you.
22 HP.
Hmm.
Hmm.
I'm sure, I'm sure it'll be okay. I'm sure it'll be okay.
We're still gonna upgrade their armor and shit.
That's more like it.
Very expensive.
This could be useful.
Gentle tide could be good for us because we are a little pussy bitch right now.
It's got Deeds.
Do we need Deeds?
Oh.
This is an activation quest.
I don't mind activation quests, but it's the...
Once we get to collect stuff, I don't like.
You can start doing this bitch right here.
Let's do jizzle time!
I gotta piss so bad!
Holy fuck!
Holy fucking hell!
Oh, yeah, I'm not going out here
Boop boop boop boop boop
Shoveled to work. Yeah, hang on. Hang on. Hang on. Hang on. Oh
Gonna pay
Oh flog what am I forgetting good good good good good good good good good good
yeah 35 we'll make 8,000 from the bank a little bit more than that actually
The flopping fish-like things abhor rewarding sigils. Let us claim this place anew
Okay, now I'm gonna go up there. Here we go
I
I
I
and
Romboski takes 4-7. Shut up, magilla theme's playing. Oh. Not anymore. Now we're here
and dripping. It's drippy, dude.
We got a camp. And we didn't get a scout. Why?
to steal oneself against the coming horrors the way is lit the path is clear we require
only the strength to follow it like how intimidating is good
Good against, uh, mouse. Good against mouse. Honestly.
Hello?
How is that possible?
Hello?
How do I kill this lady?
Like that.
It's estimated
Continually on spot destroy what a cool care
70% masterfully executed
yeah
their formation has broken maintain the offensive
I'm gonna get him.
Okay, I'll put him on.
Okay, I'll put him on.
Okay.
Mama Mia! Not again, please sir.
the
Double XE.
Monster's size has no intrinsic merit, unless inordinate exagernation be considered a virtue.
Bosco, thanks for subbing, Rod Suckham, thanks for subbing, nice name, Dunke, thanks for
subbing, Rumboski, thanks again for subbing, Enumri, Empowery, thanks for subbing.
Is this, uh, Stressheal?
What is this?
Oh, this is my quest item.
A doi.
Hmm...
That's through 40% fraud by the way.
Well struck.
As the fiend falls, a faint hope blossoms.
stop
the bigger the beast
Oh, nice little drop.
Oh!
The fuckin' 8 damage bleed dude?
Okay, well, we got a full scout, but it's not showing us the secret route.
the
The light the promise of safety
That's fine Kappa
Not happening
They were level four maybe
We're only doing it for bonus gold at this point.
Noooo.
They destroyed.
Confidence surges as the enemy crumbles.
These nightmarish creatures can be felled. They can be beaten
Hacks laden with loot are often long on supplies. You don't know that
Hmm
Oh god, oh you son of a bitch
A singular strike!
Precision and power.
This expedition at least promises success hmm it's lit
a bit stealth dude
Hmm.
Chop them up.
Oh
You're fucking faster
The ground quakes
Well, signature's a little bit.
You could have 100% done the shambler with this comp.
The shambler's harder because we're in a higher level dungeon now.
I disagree.
Say you're a pussy.
Oh, I'm...
I'm a pussy.
I'm a loser pussy.
You ever watched a disco foot match?
No, what is that?
What the?
I believe in you.
Okay.
They're kind of letting me down there, Chief.
Oh God. Nice.
He got a damage buff right now.
impressive
Hit him with the blick.
Hit him with the blick.
Blah!
Success so clearly in view.
Or is it merely a trick of the light?
Gonna come in in the twitch chat says I'm gonna ship myself diarrhea style
Aren't heirlooms more important than gold at this point I spent 50k upgrading this party before this mission
What do you think
Another Mariner, another misfortune.
Never close how your fiber intake is.
It's pretty good.
I'm on a legit diet.
The match is struck.
I'm on the eat less than healthy diet.
the stop is only the first test. Now it must be carried home.
Where's up with the no scouting? I think it's not scouting because we're not hitting the
critical scout.
The blood... what was that, a sack in front of us?
I
Yelch when we want to die you decisive humbling
20% crit. It's more than that. Because this has 11.0 on it.
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Just say 11. I misspoke.
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Who dying today? I'm picking you!
Blinky.
I bleed.
Who are the veterans, you? No, these guys. Duck heroes.
darkness closes in, haunting the hearts of men, a tripling victory, but a victory nonetheless.
Well, unfortunate.
Not bad.
Obsessed with killing.
Obsessed with killing.
I'm just about to die.
Neat. What kind of cove missions we got?
We got a medium one.
Race speed while any character is burning.
Attack at target position one, knock back.
Oh, like, moves him around.
So, if we put Controlled Burn in two or three,
every time we attack, they're, like, getting shifted around in the Controlled Burn.
Why was it?
Provided it works.
Why was it...
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
It says gentle tide.
But it doesn't say down here.
What's going on?
Was that for last week? Maybe?
Cove only stream where we went to the warrens in the wheel is a torch
Oh
Oh
A doi
Let's lock in.
There's the crushing gilded beads real and imagined.
So how does replacing shit work?
Does it go from the top or is it random?
Like we need a new positive perk?
It's random?
Surely we don't hit the 1 and 5 on this, right?
You will.
Warhead and stick six for seven?
I like this item a lot by the way...
Uuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Rrrrraawrraawrreawwwreawwww
This guy said OK in chat. Don't fucking okay me, you stupid fuck.
You're fucking better than me, bitch.
I think we have robust on the A plus HV1 on one of these guys.
Nope.
I'm gonna buy it.
Well, obviously we're going to the Cove again.
I think the only really good one here is this one.
Maybe we can do Antiquarian in here?
I think what we want to do is probably...
No, we don't need to remove stealth if we have a Plague Doctor.
Plague Doctor can hit it anyway with the AoE.
I don't want to take this person out because I want to walk in some of those.
They're all good, by the way.
Same with this guy.
We will bring you...
Um...
A cultist.
I don't think there's any alcohol in here, probably.
Brain penis 3 doesn't exist.
I'm sorry, bro
What does the stalling debuff mean I
Think you know what that means
Meow meow
Aren't there puddles in the cove my grave robber drank one yesterday?
Surely this idiot doesn't mistake it for alcohol, alright?
of
I keep seeing this one up there, maybe it doesn't change, I don't know.
Based?
Based?
I like this shield with the...this right here.
It's 45% bonus stun.
Who do we want in the front?
Let me in front of the Human Caterpillar.
You mean Centipede?
No. Oh, okay.
Mr. Worldwide!
We'll bring you. Sure.
Trial and Conviction.
Cool.
Welcome back quantum potato.
Quantum potato?
What do we want?
Get over here!
I just realized the flashbang has 10% higher chance to stun, we're not gonna be able to
use it though.
Duh, blah.
Maybe we grab this now?
What do we need?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But their knowledge lives on yippee
This
Hmm
Where's it
You know
If we did something like this...
And then we use them in the second rank.
I kind of like tentacles here though yeah I think the way we had it is fine
I think the way we had it is fine.
Here's Cuddle, Poundmaster, the evidence of corruption
Where is it?
This
Someone that I have
This
Dad
Sure, buddy, what's your stun chance? It'll be 145
You are going to tentacale?
Sure.
Ummm...
Cheeky little AoE stress heal.
Just in case.
You know, why we can't use it.
Hmm...
Let's grab it anyway.
What am I going to use in the second rank?
This.
This.
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
Boom, boom.
Boom, boom.
You're good. Good. Good. Good. Time to spend a million dollars.
Wow!
I'll just pick up a rotisserie.
Yeah.
At Walmart.
One time. Just once.
Only once.
Good, good, good.
Maybe we bring a bandage just in case.
We do have a plague doctor, actually.
Good.
All right, we're good.
Sweet.
If you've got the chicken sitting in your car and a hot summer night shirt off and
drink the juice out in the bag. Nice. Not having, man. How was it?
What was that shit, bro?
But that shit was good!
What it taste like?
Chicken?
What's the best meat?
Beef?
Overrated, bros.
I think chicken is probably...
go. I think duck's too fatty. I've never had good duck, probably. I like lamb. I will say
like most heroes use lamb, right? They have lamb in it. Whatever kind of lamb that shit
is bro it's always like kind of like floppy you know what I mean that shit is
not good bro I got big sorry to anyone who thinks this
I've never actually had deer
another man or another misfortune I had a ostrich it was pretty good
So in time to play short, he moves better, never had he moved.
Uh-oh.
Oh.
No!
That's fine.
Yeah, we're gonna give this guy the 1d.
great is the weapon that cuts on its own
Dutch?
�를
is
a
if I get a big duck tastes like shit all right baby lettuce I believe you I believe you man
Where do you know that?
Sorry, I had to ask.
Ouch!
Confidence surges as the enemy crumbles I probably should have tentacled actually
It kills them
Hug your dog
Are you dead now
Big freaking eel.
But trust this advantage, give them no quarter, be wary, triumphant pride precipitates a dizzying
fall.
Shut up.
Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam.
I fucked up.
No!
We need to stop.
I can't.
I don't think I can.
You're not doing anything.
I fucked up. No! No!
Hmm. We already have the secret room. Actually, we didn't fuck up.
I gotta stop using the shovels now.
Start putting a cultist on one two slide and I don't think I would beat the game without
him.
Now it's time to stab a really good
Hacks laden with Luke are often low on supplies
How come that guy ain't getting a pig in the check
It's a Delicacy in the Andes.
Hello, Quizzoo.
Okay, but I don't care about places that aren't a marathon.
Do you think they eat it like frog?
Do you guys ever have frog?
Frog is good?
I don't mind frog.
I'll just talk about food bros hunger
bro how mechanical hazards possessed by evil intent
Didn't you say you had Gator?
Yeah, Gator was okay.
It was probably carried by the fact that it was fried, honestly.
any such cases? Yeah.
My formation's wrong, Smiley.
Hmm.
I believe in you!
Don't do it, bitch.
I
You're dead
Ground quakes
Slowly gently this is how a life is taken please, sir
Epic dodge moment. Blood has 71 HP.
Please sir.
Oh my god.
For what?
I bet that Bleedor's just good on the Aplodgeline too bad I already threw that shit away, lol.
Oh mega lol
Can't really take anything I think
Stop doing that.
Yay! Right... oh, that's a Travner, man.
Stop.
What's the download icon on the right do?
Center map on party, this one?
Are they the one that gives me the Cribball?
We are allocated.
The slow death.
Unforeseen.
Unforgiving.
Fuck you.
Decimated.
Seize this momentum.
Push on till the tasks end.
The way is lit, the path is clear, we require only the strength to follow it.
As the fiend falls, paint whole blossoms.
of
the
I should kill this guy, whoops.
I lost my B squad to a boss couple to go as my GF watched me play and she said, you
You are a disappointment.
I don't think you are, bro.
I think you tried your best.
When you try real hard, but you don't succeed.
me
Remind yourself that overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer
What are we dropping lads
If only treasure could staunch the flow of other worldly corruption, there's another chest in front of us
Fortune waiting to be spent. Hmm. I want more money
What's the money for upgrades?
And it's for lazy. I couldn't...
I couldn't swap Frinketsaw because I didn't have an empty space.
Wards.
You fucking bitch.
as the Dodge Lord dude. This guy. Not the Dodge Lord.
Have a staking blow!
Clutch?
He truly clutched up just now.
I deserve this fellas, never mind.
Now let's see if there's a...
I hate him with it.
Boo!
As victories mount, so too will resistance.
scout huh cringe you don't like to see this squad right here boys not a fan
Unnerved, unbalanced, a dizzying blow to body and brain.
No dude!
Oh, you're good. Oh my god
You're both dead
she's this
she's this
I can't hear any of this
Let's just skedaddle dude
In a moment.
Every dungeon, bro.
Okay.
The pungent odor abates.
The things are driven back for a time.
I can still see their angry faces as they storm the manor.
But I was dead before they found me.
The letter was on its way.
Huh?
Don't these guys eventually go away?
No.
Low-drying cantics or something?
She's a fucking veteran, dude.
Honestly...
They have a special quirk if they leave.
It's a regular hire.
This will replace the person we have died, pretty much.
But then I was having to worry about leveling up the thingy so that we get an appropriately
leveled guy. Cool.
Dupre.
Dupre.
Meow, meow, meow.
One of these guys had some shit I wanted to lock in real quick.
Maybe penis one.
Warrior of light.
That's what it was.
Boom.
Was an AI bubble.
Oh, yeah.
They're next.
The speed buff as well.
What?
Trash.
Da Ancestor's Pistola.
Cool.
Long veteran mission, huh?
Stick that pistol on a musketeer?
What if I don't have a musketeer?
Well, but now.
the giga slayer gohan blanco dude
Holy.
The tri-slayer.
Ew.
What are you doing?
It's a long mission.
It should give six.
On veteran.
Well, who do we bring?
Maybe you?
Philip?
Ben?
Ben? Yeah.
It's Lansing time, Ben.
Close video of a giant lizard in a home shit all over the floor.
Ben?
Why'd it do that?
That's so flugging gross.
Poop is for the toilet, not duff lore.
Lizards only do that when they are extremely horny.
How do you know that?
How does he know?
How do you know?
How do you know that we need this definitely want some guard
How do you know?
Sure, buddy.
Everyone level 4 skills.
Dub.
You're in the front row, Omega-Lol.
Hmm
Hmm
We're going to the ruins
I mean, Mayspash could be good here, but let's not get too saucy.
How does he only have one positive break?
myself demon. Some speed would be poggers. I do that. Candola? Yeah, no, that's fine.
That's fine.
How do you know?
We do have the unholy ring.
I don't think we have any room for it though.
Like maybe on her?
I don't know.
How far up do you wash when you wash your face?
Is that the answer you wanted?
You fucking bastard.
You bastard!
You know...
Maybe instead of this we get a little more damage?
It's not that much more.
He is on guard. Yeah, whatever. We're good.
Oh, yeah, camp skills. I think we're good though. Everyone should have their camp skills now.
By this point because they've all been out multiple times
Yep we Gucci I
I want this where we can get that how do you
of
I've climbed many a mountain and walked many old paths, but I'm yet to find the answer
as to why Homer let the barge out.
It's because he opened up the door.
Go.
Go!
Where were we going?
I think here, right?
Fuck, dude.
Oh, maybe we're doing warrens?
I don't know if I can do the boss.
We're doing war dogs in two days?
I don't know man.
I gotta be real hungry if I want to shovel some, uh, FPS slop into my mouth.
No offense.
was never good. It was literally never good. Let's do this.
Hmm. No, that's fine. Scouting 80% love to see that. Bring some extra food, because I'm
two does for those three these why not we're good we're good we're good we're
good we're good we're good don't need we're good I mean my name
The blood!
Can't wait for greybeard moon.
Honestly, I don't even really have many grey hairs.
I have like one or two.
But my hair is not shy about falling out that much as per sort.
Light warrior days for seven, meanards collard days for seven.
The fiends must be driven back. And what better place to begin than the seat of our noble line.
I'm on a BRB. I'm the same age as you, I found like three in my mustache.
Yeah, I think I got like three as well. One for each decade.
Here we-
I'm going to use my first weapon.
I'm going to use my second weapon.
I'm going to use my third weapon.
I'm going to use my fourth weapon.
I'm going to use my fifth weapon.
I got some sacks, I got some sacks for my fee, no ketchup, getting cold dude it's getting
I'm cold again, man.
I prefer when it's cold.
I think I realized having high blood pressure was making me hotter than normal.
But now that my blood pressure is not high, I am cold.
You taking meds for that?
I am right now, but I think I don't need it anymore, almost.
I mean, maybe we'll see.
Doesn't work like that?
I know.
You sure they're lowering it through diet and exercise?
I am, actually.
I freaking am.
Dude, what is this map?
Good luck.
Lance of not good.
I can't stun these guys.
Uh...
Damn dude.
We may have, uh, made a slight clerical error.
You
You
Precision and power
Their formation has broken.
We need a crunch I think.
Oh shit. No, we're good. Nice knockback.
Well, decimated, has victories mount, so too will resistance.
I don't need the blood.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Okay, maybe the mark actually.
I need someone else who can attack.
A handsome reward for a task well performed.
OMG, September, I'm pogging so hard right now.
Hey, happy September, Mafia.
Circle in the dark.
The battle may yet be won.
The match is struck. A blazing star is born. If only treasure could staunch the flow of
otherworldly corruption pussy
jmr let's just have it
another abomination cleansed from our lands
through that dog okay yeah we're having a we've probably got a bell out here
annihilated
success so clearly in view or is it merely a trick of the light the light
I
Freer with this guy now, I think it just stands
Stop
Stop it
So this gargoyle has no stun resources.
Ouch!
Big.
Ummmm...
I
Man
In radiance may we find victory
ouch
Impressive!
This team is not doing the damage right now.
Slowly gently, this is how a life is taken
Alrighty
Tarot may indeed stock these shadows, but yonder of the length of gold
Jade
I should not have torched up yet.
Whoops.
We need Tamwigan, Giga, Rizzler 69, 420, thanks for self. Nice name.
I'm sorry.
Do it or do you think she's done it?
What are we doing here?
You are damned!
You are damned!
Resist this, bitch.
Masterfully executed.
Soothed.
Sedated.
The way is lit.
The path is clear.
We require only the strength to follow it
It would be so funny if he bled though because he is skeleton and they should not do that
Fat old guy and garret lin things or something
Thank you
Fat old guy
Yeah, we got one too many support adjacent characters in this party.
It determines when these drop again, I forget.
Is it just random?
I don't know.
Do I read books?
I read the Bible.
The Bible.
Fuck you.
Okay.
Fuck you.
Okay.
Okay
All right
That's cheating
Oh my god.
Oh.
Oh
Confidence surges as the enemy crumbles
Good dodge fella
Rick kick them fix for seven
The light, the promise of safety.
Bullied.
Coward.
You bitch.
Okay, man, don't be a hero here.
We ain't killin' shit.
The ground quakes.
Gonna plug back there, bitch.
XO Catholics for seven.
Dodge Lord fuck you
I think we can't forget.
be actually in the next room we can okay the darkness holds much worse than
mere prickly Darko still in sicko mathematics for seven as the light
gains purchase spirits are lifted and purpose is made clear
stop can't move food and food do you think they it looks like a canteen of
water like ten of sardines brick bread
McDonald's McDonald's
please bro nice
I need you to stab this person
Now you're gonna hit him with it
Unnerved, unbalanced.
Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!
Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Guys, what do you think, ass 69ers?
Who knows, dude?
Who the fuck knows?
Who the fuck knows?
YAMAM?
Omega-Lulf?
If an Aster... if an Aster died and Menachs still work for you.
Wait, first of all, why would you ask me that?
You can see that I'm not...
I'm not...
It's not a...
I'm clearly not using it or it's not working. One of those.
Do you think the cultists get freaky sexy with each other?
in the fever oh yeah dude oh yes they do
darkness flows is in haunting the hearts of men
oh yeah foolish horrors brought low and driven into the mud
shut up
World record camp time, by the way.
I shall love this, by the way.
Oops.
Let's make this a...what's it called?
Run.
More recollect not money.
Okay
Well, I got bad news for you, friend.
It's not going to go so hot for you, I think.
Or how many collectors have we bought those trees?
Alright, what's our chance here?
We got like a 50% chance to stun this guy.
I think we should mark on that.
Compassion is a rarity in the fevered pitch of battle, and now, the darkness holds dominion.
Black as death.
A tripling victory?
What a victory nonetheless.
Whoa.
My bucket's sliding back through time and space.
Well, good luck.
Well, we got one.
stop bro stop he's already dead
a powerful blow.
Oh
I like bellow.
Bellow's so good.
I like Bella.
Stop.
You'd relax, man.
Thank you.
This enemy has pepperoni nipples.
nightmarish creatures can be felt they can be beaten
broo dude
hmm
what the fuck moonwalks
Hmm who do we kill I found out who we kill
Stupid fucking stealth enemies, dude.
Understood boss.
Okay.
Got it.
YOUCH!
Is what I would have said if you hit me, but you did not
Chocolate chip or snickerdoodle. I like snickerdoodles more
Stop talking about food making me hungry. I'll be a hungry
You're so old.
Here, Cigaradils, like, it's like a sugar cookie, but with cinnamon, right?
That shit's delicious.
That shit, bless it.
Why do you think Snickerdoodle's boomer cookie?
I agree the name is a bit boomer coded for sure.
Why they call it that?
Walmart rotisserie or Costco rotisserie?
I mean, probably Walmart. I don't know.
You can do it. I believe in you.
Yippee!
The Costco ones are fought over?
Yeah, it's not because they taste better,
but because they're fucking cheaper.
Heh heh heh.
It's both.
I'll have to take your word for it.
I used to assume everything from Costco kind of sucks, but like, people are like, alright.
It is way cheaper, even.
So they kind of give it a pass, you know what I mean?
Like Costco pizza's fucking trash, the hot dogs, eh, I'm not a big hot dog guy, tbh.
Costco's the place with those chicken banks, right? Also trash, I am out.
get them is this bait it's not paid dude I don't like Costco food I know the
pizza's cardboard it is so wrong
I... dude...
Okay.
Have you guys never had like really good pizza?
Like have you only ever had frozen pizza?
I want you to think back, okay?
Let's say like 20 years ago, okay?
Back when you were still able to get a slice of pizza for a fucking dollar.
never went into a pizza joint and got a slice of pizza for a motherfucking dollar
went to the booth sat down at that bitch fucking put some a little bit of
Parmesan some red pepper flakes on that bitch and ate that shit dude compare that
to the slop that you get served for way more than that price at Costco dude yes
but guess what that pizza is not ten times the price exactly which brings
be back to my original point. People give it a pass because it's cheaper. No?
A fortune waiting to be spent. I'm not saying it's bad. I might have said it was bad. Okay,
I would eat it if it was like in front of me. You know what I mean? I'm not gonna like
turn my nose up at it. You know what I mean? It's still fucking pizza. You can still
put some Franks Red Hot on that bitch salvage it a little bit
but in the hierarchy of pizza dude it is barely above frozen pizza for me dog
barely
That's all it needs to be, but fair enough, fair enough.
AK pizza and sales, hello good, never had it.
rated above like Domino's? Domino's does do like some weird shit to the underside
of their pizza, they're like, nothing even makes it taste better. I don't even think
that shit makes it taste better, bro. I'm not the wrong guy.
you mean the grease no that's a little scissors it's been a while since I
looked you know what I like from those he did but it was like exceptionally
greasy every time was those little pizza puffs that they had to eat
The crazy pups, dude.
That should give me giga-hard break.
Okay, I will rate Costco pizza over like Papa John's pizza though.
On the real, dude.
I've never had a slice of pizza, and it's happened multiple times over like the last
20 years.
Okay.
I've never had a pizza where I bite into the pizza and the entirety of the cheese on top
of that slice comes off, like without any effort.
The wounds of war can be healed.
In one solid piece.
Did you see the South Park episode on Glucose Day at a pop of Johns?
What are you some chicken bikes bikes for Marcos pizza was a
you've been tested for H pine lorry you talk about heartburn a lot I don't really get heartburn
Anymore?
Because I'm not eating as much.
Anyway, fuck this guy.
Remind yourself that overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer.
You've gotten heartburn twice every day or dying.
One time I had a heartburn so bad I had to go to the ER and they gave me a cocktail of medicine to numb my esophagus.
I had eaten the same thing for about three days and it was this spicy noodle dish from an Asian place near me.
And it was like legit like fucking it was like hot lava, dude
And it got so bad on day three the like I
Went to the hospital because it felt he was burning a hole in my body
And it turns out it was
It was not the spicy boy
Although I would occasionally get Harper in for a while.
Day 4 was easier.
Hey, honestly what it was as well, it was like, it was that coupled with the fact that
every time I felt like I was getting Harper and I was just taking a, I was eating a Tums.
Which does not solve the problem, it merely delays it.
Yeah, it merely...
It merely delays it.
Hello!
We got Tums in the UK now, what the fuck is Red 40?
It's a...
Population control.
Hello?
I wonder what it tastes like by itself.
I should probably smacks.
Like red.
Mmm.
Mmm.
I love red.
Mmm.
You can believe we have no vampires right now.
I watched the podcast do the Red Forty challenge and he took a spoonful of Red Forty out of
an unmarked bag full of it
okay but then what happened was he like hmm or was he like
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
What's the challenge survive?
The challenge is seeing if the trial cancer medicine he has to take later'll actually
kill it.
He copped it up like the cinnamon challenge and it was fine.
Boring!
How come I wasn't like, he took it and like, he had like a Spider-Man origin story in the moment?
Red man! Oh, shit!
Surely there's a comic somewhere about a guy who got powers from eating too many additives.
Surely.
The Toxic Avenger?
Didn't he get his powers from going to a Toxic Waste place or something?
Yeah I was lying.
Okay, it's not cool to lie each other.
Am I creating enemies for the Scatman RPG?
I mean, maybe. I don't know if that would make the cut.
Awww.
Ever watch Invincible?
I think I saw the first two seasons.
And then I got served a lot of tech talks about it.
And I gotta say the plot of 2 Invincible does not sound very good.
I'm not quite this shit on a...
like the entirety of a plot of somebody either.
that's its best part like they're in invincible there's a guy who gets a gun
that when he shoots it it kills anything but the downside is that it keeps going in
the direction he shot it forever okay now years before I ever heard about that I heard
about a hypothetical where every Kamehameha you did as a kid would activate in the location
that you did it and go on forever, but like in exchange for receiving like a million dollars,
so I don't know.
It sounds a lot like that.
Why am I only playing Ruins?
I'm not.
Hello?
Bitch.
Bitch!
You need to go back to your meds and what are you talking about?
I was saying the concept of a character that has a gun that does that is so fucking stupid, dude.
I mean it's kind of cool I guess, but at the same time it's kind of fucking
stupid. I've got it. Dude, Aqua Teen Hunger Force did that shit. With the moon in
again. Are there no more original ideas, dude? The Quad Laser. Like, I guarantee there's
a scene in the Invincible comic where the guy's like, I don't know if I should shoot
the infinity beam, because it might kill something further down in the universe.
It's like a moral to...I don't know if I should use this to kill the big bad guy, because
it might kill like a baby on planet...
Planet in the universe somewhere.
That dude doesn't give a fuck.
He's based?
He's spam-fires it?
Wait, based?
Oh, the- really, you're addicted to slump from shorts?
No, because the shorts that were served to me were praising it.
Okay, and my takeaway was, hmm, this doesn't seem like it's for me.
You know what I mean?
New guys are the ones who are selling me on the swap that I want.
Look at this big motherfucker.
He's huge.
Slap his ass.
And invincible, there's a beast who lives for battle and his name is Battlebees.
Yeah, I know about battle beings, dude.
Now you're pissing me off. I forgot...
I forgot!
Yeah, more like battle, babe.
Dodge.
Wow, it happened. That's my go. F-150 or after, dude.
The bigger the beast, the greater the glory.
Do I still have the jess-la? No.
It's a good name.
Fuck you.
Please tell me it was never called that.
I didn't fucking call it that.
Or did I?
There you go again my RFK steak and chick beef tallow hat today.
Fuck, that was today?
This team's so slow at killing stuff.
Can you please do an RFK in front of me?
I need like you guys didn't give me something to say
Give me like a line read me a line that means straight
Goodbye food hello map
Surprise!
Dude, this voice mod is sick, dude.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Who the fuck is this guy?
He's dead.
Ouch.
Hmm.
Why is that skeleton fat though?
He's big bone.
I
Momentary
Be as ass.
Secrets and wonders can be found in the most tenorous corners of this place.
Money!
Money again!
Littering gold, trinkets and baubles.
Paid for in blood.
Dude, we're kind of freaking giga-stacked.
I don't want to drop...
these keys.
What if I get a clutch scout right here, guys?
Meh.
We still made it good on my money.
When are you supposed to host a part of the New Year special New York Sea like Ninja
Dead or even as popular loser?
I'm Ninja of Blevins and I play Fortnite and I love Fortnite and oops.
The requirements of survival cannot be met on an empty stomach.
Room by room, hall by hall.
We reclaim what is ours.
Errm, that's not very good. That's good.
I can still see their angry faces as they stormed the manor.
But I was dead before they found me and the letter was on its way
The letter to me guys he wrote to me in his final hour
I will not use this maybe I will
Do you floss every day? Yeah
Kappa
Kappa I
Flossed and then they start bleeding like a faucet and then I wipe them on my wall
Bumper crop what the fuck does that mean?
Free supplies?
Hmm.
But it's a freaking gather mission, dude.
want this. I want this too. What time is it on the rat clock? 6 7. 6 to 7.
You don't have any range skills, do you?
Sure doesn't.
Well, let's figure out what mission we're doing, fellas.
Probably...
Excuse me.
We're going to do this one.
Should we bring the pluh again?
Here we have the candle you bought one.
Yeah, I'm gonna sell it. I'm mainly doing it for the Deeds.
And the experience.
Favorite species of shrimp.
I didn't, I mean, I guess it makes sense that there's more than one, but I gotta be honest.
I never thought about it there being more than one.
If I can be honest.
I want to play me Madden 27 after this.
Ah, no, no.
Is that chill?
Not scared.
Not scared, I just don't want to do it.
And that's totally normal, by the way, to not want to do that.
Lots of people don't like that game.
Lots of people hate it.
Man, it's just an RPG with sports.
I don't know the wrong with that.
If the game plays good.
I guess the thing that's wrong with that is that you got to pay a...
Mutile dollar deniro to get a care for those and suck cock, right?
Bum bum, boing!
Sport video game are for those who peaked in high school. Now now.
Now now now chatter, that's not true because some of my chatters play it was
There's a
That can't be I cannot be
We should not generalize
You play golf though, yeah, those golf games are sick
Ain't nothing wrong with that man
Jolf?
Who are we bringing, dude?
Can we swing one of these mofuckas?
Instead of a real healer and a long mission?
I feel like the heal gets so strong that we could, probably.
Why do you hate Costco food?
I mean, we went pretty in-depth, and I don't hate it.
Oh, we should lock in this rare.
Why do you hate elderly drivers?
Where do I start?
Where should I start?
They're basically serial killers.
That's a chatter take, not mine, by the way.
I don't know if I'd call them a serial killer.
Let's bring you, fella.
Get that stun chance, get that speed.
Scout chance, get that.
Sorry buddy, you're getting benched right now for the goat Jesus Dahedgehog.
Hold on, we should...
Sure. I'm gonna be really sad if they resist me stuns though.
Ever class some DD and favorite guy you have right now.
I mean it's probably body armor.
It's probably Jesus the Hedgehog.
Do you know what I am saying?
the
do
this is what we should have done our crusader last time
but i'm a stupid fucking bitch
so
We got some good trade arenas there.
Well, we got the squad.
Anyone giga stressed?
Kind of you a little bit.
Pray up.
We were going to here.
Mmm, good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Before.
good good good good good good good now we're gonna drop these soon as we get
in lol
god okay we put the drink of that holy fuck
pace out the halls of your lineage once familiar now
Horon.
Are you me doing GTA roleplay?
Uh, nope.
Nope.
Which one of you guys is missing?
Reynald the first I feel like I'm forgetting something really important
Not good, fellow.
Uuuhmm...
Oh god damn it.
Hit him with double eye-jack.
Dodge.
YOUCH!
It's not good for you, friend.
Eww.
Not him again, please.
Oh, god.
How quickly the time turns.
I'm sure you can this bitch.
Sure you can!
Am I heals three now?
Oh, only sometimes.
Let's hit him with a little crit, shall we?
halting the hearts of men gathered close in tenuous firelight an uneasy
companionship oh yeah fuck you need more money a full pack often attracts
Unwanted attention I had one more point dude
Jesus so that okay I think I realized this like a couple of streams ago but this
This affects camping skills too.
Yippee!
Ummm...
We're just going to drop the herbs.
Every time!
What's this?
14.
Pains purchase, spirit are lifted, and purpose is made clear.
Yeah, okay, bro
Hmm good luck
I'll take that
Hey, step a little closer, buddy.
Hey, why don't you come up a couple rounds?
Closer?
Fuck you.
I don't know if dropping torch here against this guy even helps.
Much worse than here trickery. I don't have dropping torch here. Yes. This guy even helps really
Success so clearly in view or is it merely a trick of the light? I know you could drop this
Or maybe I did but I forgot
I forget what this dude does.
I feel like it's bad.
He comes for the...
Dodge though? Dodge?
the fiend falls, but they don't have blossoms please sir
a momentary abatement
Okay, sure, prodigious size alone does not dissuade the sharpened blade
I don't like the big AoE 10 damage skill, guys.
What?
That's fair, that's fair.
That's fair, that's fair.
What are you supposed to use on that?
Why do you risk cursing moron?
Because this looks just like the stress heal from the courtyard, but it is not the same.
Yes, I made it
Confidence surges as the enemy crumbles you're gonna be buying the rooms of war can be heathed
but never hidden
seize this momentum push on to the tasks end do I have to carry this out of
here where's one of those items where I can just leave it the way is lit the
pass is clear we require only the strength to follow it
goodbye we will take you
Wealth beyond measure awarded to the brave and the foolhardy alike
Fuck you bitch
Hmm
I
So fucking cool
Who dies today, I should have hit the other guy this guy was more
Formation has broken maintain the offensive
Yeah, let's get some healer runes down shall we
Inspiration and improvement
That's it.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Continually on slot.
Just try and fix for seven.
You.
You.
I
Think it's a little hatchet
Very cool
Got a
Markov snorting drugs in chat, I'm narking.
that guy for narky. Open fire! I can't believe he's fucking dead, mate. I can't
I believe he's dead.
What? What am I missing here?
Nothing.
Your way of re-leveling for this area looks easy peasy.
It's easy because of my collection of relics.
Er...
What are these called again?
and my team composition, which is good-ish.
Finding the stuff is only the first test.
Now it must be carried home.
Err, Screama, it looks a little too easy cause you're not dying in one hit.
Um, so the things that I always change is that you would be dying whenever you got hit and it would be really hard.
Oh
Are you talking like a vampire I am one
um yeah this should literally be like uh if i made this game i would be at this point
it would be like 60 60 percent hotter than it is right now i think that's a good balance
These nightmarish creatures can be felled. They can be beaten.
Dude, gamers have lost a lot, for sure. The concept of getting stronger in a video game
is completely one million percent. What are you working toward at that point?
And an RPG specifically, like what is your goal?
Fight the Shambler? Fuck no, bitch!
Fuck no.
Oops.
place favorite cheese and why is it Parmesan I had this one Parmesan that
had like a wine soaked what's it called the crust or whatever on a cheese it was
delicious can't take this the ride the match is so good
I would be scared- oh, he picked up a map I think.
It's slaying time.
Harvey Jones, 6 for 7.
76% chance to hit.
I don't know man, I think this game is appropriately difficult.
I think I'm being rewarded for my knowledge.
Executed with impunity.
I'm being punished when I make a mistake.
Knowledge equal to Google? Yeah, yeah.
Googling everything about this.
The tripling victory, but a victory nonetheless, dude, we could we could live in the universe
where the first person like the first group of people to put out like an RPG on like
the computer or some shit.
There could have been one shit head in that group who was like, um, actually every enemy
should kill you instantly.
It should be like real life, where the guy like,
like if you get stabbed with a sword in real life,
you die in real life.
So like maybe we should make a little more realistic.
Kill him.
Hit him with the lance buddy.
Old OGDD was like that it was sick, magic barely healed wounds, it was like Laura the
rings. I wondered why'd they change it. I thought that applied to Bleed, maybe it's
just later. Get him! We're good. Nice to add to the, uh, doc. Okay, he's down to my
sure you can this expedition at least promises success
we're gonna long Jesus we're good
through a gold. Oh yeah, we could have grabbed that. I'm sure we'll overfill on that anyway.
Oops
Okay, but but but but but but but but but but but but
Hmm
No
Okay
But Warhammer tabletop?
No.
I've seen a play.
Um, guys?
Was it fun to watch um it wasn't a game store it wasn't
unfun but it never smelled like dude bio if you can put up with that it was
pretty fun. You can play the 40k total war game. Which one? Didn't they already make...
Oh, it's 40k now. Honestly, I'm kind of interested to see how they'll do, like, space stuff.
the same exact way do you think it'll just be like a total war battlefield except you
got little ships flying around
yeah
impressive
Yeah impressive.
Remind yourself that overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer.
I don't think I can drop my torch
You're gonna play 48 dark Harrison
Dude, I just I don't get stoked on 40k. I'm glad that you guys like 40k. They get so cool. It's fucking awesome
But it's not my like list of things or I'm like
Wonder what the next 40 game game is, you know what I mean?
What could it be? I don't even know what fucking dark heresy is!
Explain yourself now.
I'll cat new game.
Who it wouldn't what an Alcatme again
40k D&D
Rogue trader I didn't hear the road trader was really good stone seems bent on preventing passage
Can't walk backwards
Hacks laden with loot are often low on supplies.
I'm gonna tear right through the righteous run.
I think my guys are really low on 10 or some shit.
I just got bored.
They're like 9 or 10.
Explore 90% of rooms, rooms, rooms. Don't disease me. Easy. Yeah, you got on by the way.
Really open for a surprise here, lads.
It's just so astronomically unlikely what happens, dude.
It's so fucked up.
I
Got
You guys want me to fight the shambler bro these guys can't hit shit dude
We'll save one key.
What if we ask really nicely?
You're still asking me to kill these guys. You're telling me to kill myself, dude.
That's not very fucking nice.
Got him!
I hope that's very unfortunate.
Oh, hang on.
And then he dodges?
I said, oh, hang on, like I had a move?
There was no move.
There was no move.
Can you fucking die?
There's just no way to do it.
You better look in the fighting pure rounds.
No.
Boy, do not think so, mate.
Cigarambola.
Kappa.
Omega-Lil Kappa.
Me when I'm about to cap a omega low anyone can relate
Can I go now, please?
You're bleeding friend
Hmm.
Yep.
Paper cock size you cannot say you don't like cock.
Okay, bitch.
Three inches?
Big spender.
Wowza.
Okay, I'll count from one inch and you just saw me when you're ready.
Okay.
Can do, boss.
Can do, boss.
Got it, boss.
Got it boss.
I ain't soft.
Never give up.
Alright, Raynald. Learn up. Okay, he's a literate. That's sad.
You guys ever met someone who's actually a literate?
Okay, you can't save me. Obviously, I'm not a literate.
I just read your comment, by the way.
You got lucky, yes in jail.
Oh.
Yeah, that makes sense.
Hmm.
That was greedy, but it worked.
The literate generally means can read words just doesn't understand the meaning of the
sentence.
I don't believe you.
How about that?
God, his ass.
I'm not trying to go.
Can I have a differing opinion?
It sounds like that chatter is just describing someone with no reading copyright.
Don't bring it.
Dodge.
Yippee!
Please, Dad, Jim.
I think we win, don't we?
I'm afraid to drop the shovel.
But I need the torch.
Good luck!
Hmm, we kinda got a lot of money, huh?
Also, we have one yet. That's cool.
I have 12 food.
Good luck!
Why do you need the torch if you're not doing the shambler?
Um, actually don't need the torch. I like to keep a torch so that I can, uh,
protect myself from having to do the shambler in a hallway fighter basically
just holding it until the next fight
because I'm a coward
do you understand there's two shambler alters here by the way cool
Alright!
Doeth?
I mean, we might be able to do this.
What's the fluggin' plugin' point, dude?
for you could
Well, doesn't he have a de-self move?
No.
Well, hit him with the... the sick nasty.
of
the arrives for the
The pack contains loot.
He's no bone commander.
Oh, okay.
I mean, I think let's go for the, uh, so quiet.
Good luck!
Yeah.
Bravers' injury.
Helpable fear.
One HP, by the way.
Masterfully executed.
Good luck.
And now, the darkness holds dominion, black as death.
The final swag.
Well, sign on.
The shifted corridors and sloped walls of our ancestry are beginning to feel familiar.
30k, not bad.
Dupla level 5.
Cool.
Oh, no, that's so sad man. That's so flugging sad
The plug is not impressed with these choices dude
Hey, excuse me, damn
It's got belching, dude.
Burmowm, boyowm, so one of these guys had some important shit I wanted to lock in real
quick.
Who will he be a slayer of?
The Eldritch mayhaps.
Oh, you.
Child killer.
Good job.
Way an AI bubble to you.
We could deem here to explain relativity, theory to movement.
The team Oh, this is the guy who plays League of Legends.
Cool.
League of Legandes.
days
I don't want to gather to you
when you
Hi, yes, you doing doing pretty good pretty good
I will bring yeah first of all we're going to the Warrens goodbye next up John
I'd be pro maybe not me whatever hey don't matter I made a NA Smurf for TFT
there was a bot using your name
Dude, this guy's kind of got some bad shit on him, huh?
Is there more on this game where you characters can date each other?
Haha, I want them to be able to hold hands and kiss.
Uh, they do that in Darkest Dungeon 2.
Haha.
Haha.
Haha.
Haha.
Haha.
Haha.
Haha.
Haha.
Haha.
Haha.
Haha.
I don't know who to bring, fellas.
Who are we bringing?
Man-at-arms men?
I need two killers, though.
explore. Maybe it's time to bust out Dismas, dude. I mean, he's got some shit that I wouldn't
mind-keeping but I think we can do
something like this I forget what are the
new monsters that show up in the war
Is it the spear guys?
I'm talking about like the javelin guys.
These guys are fucking bastards, dude.
The swine tar?
Oh, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
You think it's the bald guys?
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha all we need are 33 paintings fellows can we make it happen
mafia thong can we make it happen mafia am I having an accuracy crisis right now?
right now. Okay, now it's not enough. No. Oh, no.
I'm turning to heal so for swag swag swag swag isn't swag trinkets dude
Who do we put here?
Probably a Vestal, but I'm kind of pussy putting about it.
Like you'll heal a fair amount, you can heal as well.
Maybe we just get Chris Kyle in this bitch, bros.
Yup.
Yup.
Yup.
Yup.
Yup.
Yup.
Yup.
First, we need the bleed emulator.
Next we need, I mean what else would I give you?
probably like a scattering thing.
I want the full set, dude.
Hmm.
Eight accuracy is nice.
Really nice.
Fuck that.
Damage.
Oh.
God damn it. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, and also we got to sell Barristan's head.
Blee Damula.
And...
Speed?
Question mark?
Speed!
W!
we're good we gotta upgrade them up
Chris Kyle only has level 2 gear that's not good that's bad
I want to use proclaim so bad, it's just like...
Oh, we should with the bleed amulet. Hold on.
Hold up. I forgot this gave you bleed resist.
That's swag money.
So we would do boom, boom, boom, actually hold on, yeah, no, we're gonna go boom, boom,
wait no, we need a, we need a spender.
Let's do this for now playing blood of the cuck walker.
What's that chatter?
It's that big guy.
I forgot this clear stun.
pretty epic though. Well 73% chance huh? To resist death surely you will not die. I believe
in here so hard
boom
you're good you're good
You're good. All righty, so I gotta like triple check my shit cuz I'm a I've got to mention
And case in point I forgot what I need here. I'm pretty sure I need herbs holy water key shovel
Herb holy water
Banages, I'm not gonna bring banages or something.
Sure buddy.
Life gets hard at 34 huh?
Yes, 34.
34 years young to prosecute our war against the swine who must first scout their squalid
homes.
We're going to save this rule machinations spring to life with a singular purpose.
What up fellas dodge coward
back up bitch
I should have marked him, I'm stupid
The blood quickens.
One
Fuck you, dude bitch the darkness holds much worse than we are trickery. He's fucking dead Jim
The darkness closes in, haunting the hearts of men, their cursive champion falls.
And now...
Dodge.
Speed.
Yeah, we're probably gonna get ambushed, guys.
This fucking cringe.
I just realized I don't have a scoutman.
I ain't got no scoutman.
No one h- oh my god.
Here mine.
Dub.
Well, good luck, big man.
Hey Moon, I just had my first shower in seven months.
How do you get the green and black spots off in the water chamber?
What's a water chamber?
I think he means the shower
Who said you could be here
Welcome to the front road, friend.
So sorry.
Oh, okay.
Alright, man.
alright man
Never punished.
Destroyed.
Reek!
As the theme falls, paint hope blossoms.
I think Cheez-It's thoughts.
I think Cheez-It's are high tier.
Good choice, chatter.
Just normal one, though.
I might even know fancy Cheez-It 3Ds or whatever.
Any tips for starting out Darkest Dungeon for the first time?
It's about turn denial.
That's my tip.
That's the tip.
I'm masterfully executed.
Shoot this bitch.
Excuse me.
You should have marked this guy.
Actually it doesn't matter.
Holy shit.
Oh man.
You can't dodge that.
That's not fair.
That's not fair.
That's three crits in a row for, uh...
Ivy-proof and 20 milligrams.
Dodge.
Oh, God.
Oh, one HP off, dude.
I have to hit him.
I'm bleeding Curve.
The blood pumps, the limbs obey.
16 speed.
How come they never hit this guy when I want them to?
Shut up.
Own.
Own.
Own.
Own.
Do a game. Send the reinforcements then. Gower.
Bleed.
Great is the weapon that cuts on its own
This guy does a million damage
Decisive
We'd be crittin'.
I crit my pants.
That's even my guild in World of Warcraft by the way.
We write every Sunday.
Two hours.
No more, no less.
Their formation is broken.
Maintain the offensive.
Hey, Moomin, my crit sheet hasn't been working since the update.
How do you get yours to work?
Is it the same from the discord we are both on?
Still thanks.
Yeah, the update's in there, so, yeah.
Yes.
Yes.
Um... who are you gonna hit?
By this guy.
Called it.
They know who the threat is, bro.
Raynald.
Doug Goat.
Good luck.
The light the promise of safety yoink
Milk chocolate or dark chocolate no chocolate
And what the fuck is this hey
Hey, get out of here!
Well, who dies today?
You.
Maybe.
Impressive
It don't matter he don't do damage bitch
They're both dead, and so is this guy.
But we will move.
Jindaru!
I don't have these sapphires?
Uh, we could probably drop these for this.
Yeah, that's bad.
We don't use this because it's a shitty curio that sucks enus.
Lots of screeching, dude.
Chill.
Why is he picking up gold instead of gems with higher stack potential?
I can count on one hand the number of darkest dungeon dungeons that I've done where I've
ended up with five Sapphires or five Ruins on one hand.
I have like hundreds of hours in this game.
Yeah, I'm a veteran.
Don't forget.
radiance may we find victory also not every gem stacks higher than gold
I'm pretty sure Jade and Citrine don't
Wowza
I don't know if I can do it man
Definitely not
Maybe.
It's just not worth it bro.
Such a pussy today.
Fuck you, man.
Your team is okay, no accuracy though?
Yeah, that's kind of the problem.
Yeah.
Like, if I had this run-indeed, man, holy.
Nah.
You can't make me.
You're not the boss of me.
Fuck you.
I didn't go in the secret room.
Excuse me?
Secrets and wonders can be found in the most tenorous corners of this place.
I mean, we could...
Let's keep this hour quick.
I'm not weak.
I'm strong.
NOOOOO!
Oh
The swine folks labyrinths may yet prove to be navigable
Green on level five
Sweet
In time you will know the tragic extent of my failings
Yeah, why would I ever need that?
the
home,
the
home,
home,
You got spasm of the entrails.
Yep, that's what that's called, by the way.
Goodbye again, Barristan's head.
Goodbye, sacrificial cauldron.
Well...
What week are we on?
46.
46 before I forget we did that kind of early actually
Yep, good motherfucking stream fellas.
Two wheeled quests and 46 weeks pussy.
Artifict thinks it's up in Lenox City, because who she mean, thinks it's up in...
Time to go move these old bones.
See you... wait.
See you Thursday, tomorrow's Wednesday.
Low?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha