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Yeah Rob, yeah I steal, yeah I put your body in a field.
Thanks for seven and we missed in a range of oranges. Hello dr. Dbecks and sure and a plane thanks for seven and bits
Wind McMee on a fix for something average. I think shipping 20 million subs
The losses and dig dug bro and yank yank and keyster kester grief sorry they just over schmavier and pompo it for seven
Permission granted on the imbued heart the ablo five bath it's dripping five subs. Nice name
It's not even out yet.
Congrats on Bear Loid Claw, nice.
Who run it?
Who run it?
If I'm going to use them generate honey when I'm offline.
Deer tech dude.
Who running?
Well, we're still gonna find burial grounds.
RGV thinks grouping 10 million quadrillion subs of hell.
Gotcha.
Got him.
99% completion rate in MGS5.
That's crazy.
That crazy AWH hell.
Person 8 and Kenzie and Hany, and Rob Zorino and Raxi and Potato Ghost and Mesonimix and the Bits.
Thank you.
And I don't even mean it ironically with the fucking...
Root-ass, unenthused minion guy.
That guy's a dick.
who running that's Bob I'm fucking I don't give a shit about Bob fuck Bob
Bob a bit Bob the Bay
fuck bob sorry bob and chat I didn't mean you I meant the blue guy remember
the Viagra commercials back in the day meet Bob I do not however
I had nothing else up to that, sorry.
I know I said however, but...
Why are you running?
Who runnin'?
Dumbass skeleton.
What were you doing over here?
Where's the meadow?
No, kind of.
My biomes are all like, why are there so many skeletons?
Okay, I blocked that by the way.
You guys suck.
I think I preferred the bear claws to this.
Ah ha ha!
Who run it?
I'm here now you can start the stream. Thank you. Thank you for coming.
I'm being shot up. No I'm not.
I don't know where that's happening. Oh I see a skeleton.
I don't want to go in there yet.
Alright, we Gucci probably.
We got a decent amount of armor.
Sneakin'.
And I'm sneaking.
And I'm sneaking.
Sup boys?
Why even have a shield if you ain't gonna use it bro?
Alright, what do we got?
So.
Hmm.
That door didn't do anything.
That door didn't do anything.
now hold on we don't really we don't give it a hot reason or a quick
sits here thumbs up ass
of
Oh my god.
Oh yeah, yeah, that was the one, dude.
get back in there bitch was a two-star
It's like my furry feet.
Devious bastard, thanks for seven.
eeewww
eeeww
Block Armor 6
Honey chicken beef sounds like a good meal.
Yep.
That's what we used to eat.
Where the fuck did he go?
Let me make sure he's not hiding in the corner.
Come here coward!
There's a scout!
Well, is there any shit over here?
Stinky.
There's shit in here.
Well, we're done with this side Wait, we've already been over it.
One core per burial crib, dude Yeah, cool.
awesome fucking bullshit one portal now yeah but I can't attach it to another
one. Who's growling? So.
Where the fuck am I? Pretty sure I know where I am.
Deer.
Hurry up and die.
Or Sean, CD, picks for 7. Spoon is too big, picks for 7.
Or Sean.
Let's get some fine wood, is what I would say if I could actually pick it up, which
I cannot.
How could we make that skeleton one?
Get out of my house.
This house is actually okay looking.
How come they said it was ugly last night?
We've got five Bear Belts, Blue Wary, Troll other tunic,
loincloth
is there a bear hat?
look in the mirror
What the fuck does that mean, bitch?
Second boss, surely today?
I mean, we don't even have a fucking smelter, dude.
I've been in three different burial chambers.
I've gotten two, certainly, cores.
What am I supposed to do?
It's dark.
like that.
Uh oh, now.
You're not supposed to play with that on map.
Does it show you the, like, a nearby location?
Even if you don't see it with a map.
Um, I mean, for me, I knew there was a crypt around there because there was like an abnormal amount of skeletons.
See, these are survival tricks you probably wouldn't pick up playing in your cuck-map mode, which is fair.
I don't blame you.
I need one more fine wood.
There's a fog of war so you know where to look.
Oh.
I know where to look because of my memory.
Yeah.
I'm a true adventurer.
See ya!
Goodbye log!
Sup.
Oh, hey man.
That the one-star bear?
I'm falling?
He's not seen us.
HMMMMMMMMMMM
It looks like the dragon's breathing the smoke out here.
Where's my wood?
Dude, he's breathing the smoke out!
Why is it only comfort stuff?
Guys, I don't want to fight the one-star bear.
Don't make me fight the one-star bear.
Maybe we can shoot him from in the house.
you wouldn't hit a man how's
What's bound would you?
Hmm, I feel like this might be too big to get rid of.
do we have wood on us?
yes
I don't know where he went.
What's up?
What's that man?
I just...
I don't think he can fit through this.
That's terrifying.
I just realized I'm stacking the fire up, I think.
Why is it 7.5?
Look at him wiggling.
of
the
I don't even think I need this ship I'm being honest actually I'll be able to upgrade my
armor.
What'd you do today?
Killed a bear.
So I'm through my house
Swag
Oh, there's blood everywhere
Ew
of the
of the of the ship
with this one
the most certainly was not this one
of
of
of
of
of
out. That's normal. It's like fundamentally uneven. I don't know what to do.
I think this one's gonna stay here, and this one'll be going down here, now.
Is my roof misaligned?
of
the
death
of
of
the
one
of
the
Tiny small doorway.
Tiny doorway.
Yep, this looks fucking stupid.
stupid
yep
stupid ah hell
sleep a little, sleep a little gap
perfect, perfect
yep that is lopsided I don't know I don't know why I think it's the pieces we
use construct the side of our house became you know
A lot of...fucking...new!
Hey, y'all! You can't roll through that!
Can't even crouch through that!
What the hell, eh?
This game reminds you of Skyrim?
With the trees and the grass?
Yeah, I could see that.
It's like one, two...
It should be even. But it ain't.
Oh, I do not understand.
There's like a weird gap.
That's a wall.
Can we do one of that, the X's?
Wow.
Wow.
That's going to give it to you, you're going to deliver it to you.
Um, can we do like a horizontal one?
Wow.
It just looks uneven.
Sweet.
Who needs a door, dude?
Not I. It's not dildo.
Stop saying that.
This is so I can shoot bears and shit from my house.
Bro, explain. I don't get it.
Oh, I do not get it.
It's the roof.
Fuck this dumb-ass roof.
Ben?
Yeah.
Ben, orbital strike this house.
No. Please. No. Okay.
Perfect.
Now when we gotta shoot something, all we gotta do is take part of the wall, dude.
and
brand see thanks for seven to sweet crib through
you want my eggs for seven
second upside down cross
We're cool and edgy like that.
Hail Satan.
You damn kids throw rocks in my house!
Monkey smile, six or seven?
Cheerios six or seven?
It looks so shitty. Yeah, you're mad as fuck actually. You're gonna be saying that
you won't be saying that until a troll's standing right here, bro.
Why am I not a wressen?
of
There are windows.
Oh, there's a bunch of holes in your walls.
There are windows.
Windows have glass my guy's too stupid to smell glass to you the dumb ass
I got my bear shit on me.
Oh, I need blueberries.
And a better crafting table, alright.
For now, we are going to move to the side with a sideway to cover half-bulls that don't
have anything on top of them.
Why?
Find the place I'm asking for you.
Find the place I'm asking for you.
You're just gonna be sure that I'm talking to you.
I need to get you to help me.
Do you have a gun?
Do you have a gun?
Do you have a gun?
Do you have a gun?
Do you have a gun?
Do you have a gun?
I don't need this wood
Until he finds I can emo someone tell me how to emo
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dodge
now
now
Well, I'm a hunt for more burial crypt, whatever the hell they're called.
on the road again. I'm the only road I've ever known. Running through some woods in
order to find a hole in the ground. Save me! Oh! I don't think we've been there.
All right, maybe we have... maybe I'm an idiot.
I wish I could build stuff out of stone.
Fuck, man.
Oh.
What the?
Where does it look like fire?
shelter there. What's that? Weird.
Stool.
Okay, so the boss is this way.
that's actually kind of close to our our base
Well, I cannot recall if we've been in here mine
This is a troll game.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Dude, Jesus.
So, man.
Yep, take that.
of
of
of
of
of
Getting close to the fucking mountain again.
What's up?
Oh, what's that?
He said
They can see the water
The house down there.
Troll spotted.
We got a bear on one side and a troll on the other side.
I got a bear on one side, a troll on the other side.
I don't know how much wood we have.
I don't like these hidden in this building.
He's kind of beating its ass.
It's kinda beating it's ass.
of
The troll might be tall enough to like actually just keep swinging us up here. So I don't know
The pathfinding is like it just moves there's no logic to it there's no
like what is this bro
of
all right, what's the plan with the troll?
I'm almost positive this guy can swing his big ol' stick and hit me through this building.
I think it was from the smoke.
Ah.
That rock, man.
of
death
of
death
of
of
what combat difficulty is this
Well, time to get running.
The knight is a powness.
Really, 40 arrows.
What is swingin'?
and maybe not a night course discretion the better part of balance
Another camp.
I can't believe the torque lowers your movement speed. Give me a break.
What's up guys?
still follow in eh
of
First my base is directly left from here though, what the hell.
I
Big lad
Well, well, better time than now to enjoy the scene.
Oh god dammit.
Mamma Mia!
Mamma Mia!
If it beats hardcore this life, I will eat my own poop and post it.
Alright, rank one mentally ill.
You've got yourself a deal.
I wonder if we miss any loot back there.
Yeah, first time chatter says you'll eat two poop.
It's a lot of poop.
You guys don't have to eat any poop if you don't want to, by the way.
It's not a good thing you have to do.
Got more motherfuckers, dude.
20 arrows.
Pretty confident.
We've been in this roll cave.
Our base is right up this hill then.
It's so fucking dark.
so fucking dark
haters will say I use the map
Inters will say it's fake.
Do some.
Do some.
Well...
Do we at least have a general idea of how the world is formed?
No.
I don't know shit.
of
more chests me Lord I cannot fucking see
I'll have to draw my own map.
I mean I could, it's just...
Why bother?
Hmm.
Hmm.
Where's the fine wood?
Table.
Table.
Table.
They bolt.
It's kind of dark in here.
Guys, where's the resin at?
of
the
I'll just get our buff again real quick.
Here weee!
The adventure begins anew.
horrors await us in the black forest.
Nice Cuckshed keeping it up, keeping up.
Yeah, it's just a fucking house, right?
The house. You know the houses? Have you ever been in one before?
Do they let you inside?
Eight arrows. Man!
Lordoom Biosethics for seven? I'm gonna have enough feathers.
This is my village by the way
Oh, we got an app, we're gonna pick up more of those.
Is it really the rest of my resin?
That's crazy.
That's crazy, man.
Well, let's use them sparingly.
I like how you put your chest, bro.
Thanks.
I just put them in the corner.
There.
I think that guy was being sarcastic.
I think that guy was being sarcastic.
Something about that.
Well
We'll find we'll find it one day fellas
The crypt dude we're gonna find it
War dogs when?
Never. Probably.
I told you guys I'm still on the new battlefield, dude. It saved the gaming.
Just wait for everyone else to hop back on, okay?
Battlefield Revival, dude.
How come no one's hopping on?
I believe that is a upgraded brute.
of
you start mobstrap better loot? Yeah. They drop more loot.
There he is.
Bro.
Ow.
Oh.
Oh.
Whoa.
four ancient seeds
Now where's the upgraded Sheen? There it is.
No.
There are 89 errors.
Bitch.
Blueberry!
Wahoo!
Wackoo!
And now it's pointing me this way.
Hmm.
He's playing with that on map.
Yeah, but the camera pans in the direction of the thing.
I don't think we need to kill this bear
Who told you an Elber and Chad fella it's time to look inward
I see a proper beach down there, bro.
Come bruv, you.
You're the bruv now, dog.
Yeah, the man now, dog.
just a couple certainly cause my lord please
see a couple mate
just a couple brother
All right, off I go then.
Off I go then.
I'm close to the mound I think.
It matters not how many demons we vanquish.
There's always more.
Crawling from the shadows.
What about Bellis?
Oh, hey man, what's up?
What the?
Can't get out.
We don't have to build a little house real quick.
Oh, hold up.
Our house.
in the middle of the street right here
why am I chopping the pine I'm just seeing regular wood
We got more than enough regular ones.
Boom.
Uh, boom.
Uh, uh, uh.
Drop a quick little A-frame.
Yep, that's awesome.
Perfect.
Go away.
I'm building over here, alright.
of
the
death
of
death
of
death
You just keep swinging.
I gotta sleep in my house now, please.
You're fucking bastard.
please god free me from this hell
the
of
How come that doesn't heal me, hm?
with the rocks of you bitch
I'm capped on resin. What can we draw? Pendulance.
I'm 40 confident that's a tier 2.
BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM!
We'll be playing Dragon Dogma 2 DLC next month.
Yeah dude.
I'm about to hop right on that bit.
And Ardix or something.
You'd love it if you just gave it a shot.
I did play it.
I've never been a dragon's dogma or...
Hope surely we get a break in here, right fellas?
That is the ghost.
I've never fought a ghost.
I'm like hyper paranoid, this motherfucker coming up behind me.
and
Where did he come from?
And maybe it's not a ghost, I'm not hearing any ghost noise.
That is a, what appears to be a Skellington boss.
We have enough shit for a furnace now.
of
Alright, man.
Okay, progression question, I'm going to use it right now, okay?
Get one first stream.
What the fuck was that?
What was that?
Slow is the Skellington with the Green Mace.
Rancid remains.
Two-star Skeleton.
Special Skeleton is stronger.
Looked like he attacked pretty fast too.
low attacking skill, oh good.
I'd feel more comfortable fighting in there if we didn't have one like exposed side.
Also, don't ban that first time, Chattery.
He is merely entering my legitimate quest.
Question is, do I want to risk it?
There's like a... there's a chance that we get in there.
And there's just a skeleton behind us, we have nowhere to run.
We get run up on from behind.
Don't like that, fella?
I think we have two certainly cores of base.
I would like two more, but what can you do?
I guess we don't necessarily need a portal right now.
Well, let's skedaddle.
Can't portal in hardcore?
Incorrect.
Incorrect.
You could cheese it through the door like you previously did.
The thing is there's no door for me to cheese it through.
There is. I mean, if it when I re-enter, it is behind the door that is open currently,
and I'm able to get up fast enough to close the door in its face, then yes, there is.
Yeah, more likely it will not be behind that door by the time I reach up.
some chatter just said okay you're fucking better than me a little bit
huh
yeah okay understood
running around at the speed of sound
man man man man man man man man man man man man
don't get in the water otherwise you'll get wet
This game a one-to-one scale of Sweden, not 80% forest?
Maybe.
We got 36 arrows.
We can kill this guy for sure.
I'd like to wait for my meat buff to get a little more HP.
So, uh, so, uh, is that a ribbian?
So, is that a ribb- so, is that a ribbian?
It's good.
I meant gay, thanks for that.
Don't get hit.
I think I can take a hit from these guys.
Oh.
Oh, okay.
You see him turn around like that?
I'm stuck. Never mind.
Bro! What?!
I would infinitely prefer if this thing just ran out of over terrain as opposed to this
weird walk back and forth do nothing shit.
I don't know if I could drop.
Probably the meat.
Yippee!
Wait, what's happening?
Am I under attack?
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Moon's kind of like the Barrett of Twitch.
Gotta save the planet, Cloud. Cloud, we gotta save the planet. The planet. What are
you aiming at?
Planet's dying, Cloud. I can do a Barrett.
Didn't they make him swear a bunch more in the English translation?
Planet's dying, Cloud.
Yep.
FF7 used to be cool and I didn't have to cringe at myself for liking it.
You can like it.
I give you permission.
I'm not sure I've been in this one.
This might be the first one we cleared actually.
Me me me me me me me.
Bird.
You're playing FF1 now, I skip it, that should look uncoded for real.
Unca actually asked me if I play FF2 on the Nintendo, aka the Famicom in Japan.
skull emoji. I found it. Home. Home.
Well, this is now the forge.
What other pieces here?
When are you gonna have the sound board that says 5?
Ooh, that's a good idea.
Kids will love that one.
5!
5!
5!
I need STONE!
Stone please.
Does this thing really that big?
That'll happen.
It sure is.
Five!
Five!
It's so fun. I love that one. It'll be like
Baaah!
Where's my loot?
Where's my resin?
I don't actually want that.
Delete it!
What was I going to do?
I think...
we need arrows big time
burn
you build a house for me when I join the session later yeah I got you bro
Five! See I fawed because I clearly am not going to do that.
Five!
there we got so many ancient scenes
what was that?
Let's get... man, my dear trophy is maybe back at base, the first base.
Now we're good.
Wood
Leather
We bone
Yep, one day this will be organized, and it's gonna be awesome dude.
That day is not today though.
They're wolfics for seven.
The U.S. Army is recruiting on the front page right now?
fucking awesome dude love that love me country love the u.s. army love me
block cameras simple as
we put this carwood in here yeah
I'm not in the meadows. I mean I'm in the meadows right now.
I'm on the the border.
What the? Hey!
Shut the flug up.
I feel like the U.S. Army advertising would have been, would have hit hard during COVID,
but who were they advertising to now, dude?
That's what I wanted to know.
The youth ain't on twitch.tv, bros.
of
the
thing and any of
what's
I was telling me yard my oh we're gonna get more me
U.S. Army daughter, I son, uh, Army.
Those are the easy ones.
We got some bore meat.
Yep.
We got some bear meat.
I mean we could start using this actually we have a lot of them.
Fuck it, dude!
Fire.
Grey Dorf, son or neck or grey Dorf daughter or next son?
Uhhhhh...
Grey Dorf daughter.
This is the same one right?
You see the video of that British guy drowning his pasta and sauce in Parmesan cheese?
Cause I'm doing that right now.
Hell yeah dude, whatever be making you happy bro.
Oh I picked up the shit I threw over there a long time ago.
That was my st- my...
...Fraschhaus.
Not to be confused with the trap house.
So, I got three in here.
Need one more.
And some wood
Wood please I got pissed so goddamn bad holy moly
Wood please ready to work all right now
Yeah that could have been better but there's...
Ouch!
You guys mind bro?
Oh, I got this. That's a troll.
He doesn't have a club, just realized.
I feel like I'm rolling too early on that.
I'm inside of you.
No!
I don't want that!
No!
Bro.
meat time.
the
Oh the fucking pistols!
We smoking them today boys.
Yup.
Yup.
Give me that wood, babe.
Rate my barbecue, guys.
flag or cringe
gut worms out of dead
that's what we like to see
How come he can't log run?
Damn.
I'm hearing some growling.
What's up, guys?
What are you... What is this, man?
He's coming back.
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
we have one circling core
Oh, I got pissed so god damn bad, holy fuck.
You fucking bladder, mate.
You fucking bladder, mate.
Ohhhhhhhh.
Ohhhh.
Ohhhh.
Buh-bosh.
Glad I went with 1.5 times
resourcing.
gathering is awful dude I don't know offense about line community but you
guys wine a lot bro why'd you play different fucking game I'm gonna be
honest holy shit dude no offense I do you guys wine so much it's infecting me
like I'm getting upset that these mobs are running away doing nothing like
Normally, that would excite me because they are easy prey.
Put all the wine in.
You're literally right, they just nerfed the game today because of winers.
have. Let's be clear. Let me be clear. There are some aspects of this game that are tedious.
I think it's tedious for solo play because it had multiplayer in mind. Which you know,
That's why the sliders are there.
I guess.
I think that's literally the crux of the issue.
So there ain't no champion using the sliders, I just don't want to hear about it.
Is that your bitch ASM?
Oops.
that bitch. Wait until it rains? It got roofed though.
more. I have one with kidney stones. I've only been holding it for a couple of minutes.
Speaking of the devil, I got a US Army at the moment and there's something
So I hit so head drone
Dude, how do what's the strat to like even appeal to the youth these days, bro back of my day it was like
911 pay-free fizzing was like enough, you know what I mean, but like what is it these days?
days. Call it duty. Don't say back in my day, bro, I'm almost 40. Hello? 36. That was back
in my day. That was like 20 years ago, dude. They shrimped a lot of kids. I don't know
anything about that sweats they're doing debt forgiveness now if you win this what's
What's the limit, though? There's gotta be a hard cap.
I'm gonna Google that.
How much debt forgiveness do you get if you enlist in the United States military?
Up to $65,000 in student loan repayment.
According to the AI review, anyway.
You know what to do, boys. Run them credit cards up.
I might have to take a shit if I'm being honest, guys.
Sorry. I will return.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
I'm ready to go tonight.
The other party will lie.
Wait for me, and wait for joy.
Oh, yeah.
To come down to me right to the sky,
look at life so through the wind and crew.
Oh, yeah, I feel alive.
I'm feeling just as bright as you
Can't stop dancing to my love
Jumping out and checking the moon up out deep
Don't stop music from my love
Keep me know it's so bright and bright
uh...
oh, god damn sick, fire
fuck this place, get your ass back here!
I wonder if we get to put down those gun emplacements on me, base.
Or is it like, sell them?
Weep!
Hey, quit kiddin' around!
Mods-
Heheheh!
Bottom middle, please!
Hehehehe, bottom-
Bottom middle, guys.
M-
Hehehehe, bottom middle, bottom middle, dude.
Thank you, have a good night!
All right, take it away.
The picture's more obscene than the fake dildo.
I
Don't look at me while you do it
Nice
But I'm a variety God because I am because why all your favorite streamers sit there
and they watch YouTube videos for five hours per stream.
I'm out here on the grind going through slob jank like fuckin' contraband band.
police. 25 hours of that trash.
Oh, long. I'm the only person in the world who finished that game ever.
It sucks. Really bad.
Atomic heart.
God, that game fucking blew back. Holy shit.
What up? What up the f-
So we gotta go like...
What a weird hill to die on-
What a weird hill to die on!
Strawman! Strawman! Shut up, bitch!
Nice take! Nice take!
Duh!
Hehehe!
UGH!
Guess it's time to go giga!
AAH!
AAH!
Your guts cramp your stomach churns and your nerves burn with a pain that would almost
be pleasurable were it not so savage.
Spick in the damn thing!
Quite ready for you.
Well chewed spider.
Or try Gatorwine
Chitty red wine mixed with blue Gatorade
Thank you
Hey my lady
Gigafloors giga constructor giga mode giga giga corpses giga social man giga social man of hell
Hi
5.
5.
Ha ha ha!
Well, it better get fucking stupid, man.
It better get stupid because right now, like...
This seems surprisingly coherent.
The game's almost perfect.
It actually is.
I want to hate it.
I want to hate it because it's this fucking polished fucking complete AAA production but
I can't
Thoughts on quip stirring all the story moments you guys gotta get off this reddit shit, man. Holy fuck
They begs you much
Rating in Marvel writing this could be quirky
Sure case you cook you motherfuckers can't enjoy a single goddamn thing and everything you fucking post in twitch chat to be a
Contrarian piece of shit coming from me a contrarian piece of shit. That's not even your original thought
That's the that's the worst part based
based
based
based
Based in true based
Also, there's no way for me to blow up buildings
Control X?
What the f-
Gio-
God!
I'm taking the hobbit's choice, the God.
Fuck you.
I'm taking the hobbit's choice, the God.
Four doors, more whores.
Whatever, as long as they don't lag I don't give a shit, honestly at this point.
I'll wait for backup.
I am just kidding.
A fucking guitar solo?
No fucking way dude!
What the fuck? It's the sound!
I thought if I hit you over the head, Rose would see that I didn't love you anymore and it would break the wish.
I think I see where you're coming from.
Who are you?
Hold me a moment!
I felt so bad.
The depths of the sea.
Don't ever leave me, Johnny.
I love you.
I
Told people going crazier right now
Yeah, I sort of got the FGC is the only internet community where like there'll there'll be videos upon videos and crowds of people at events
We're like Gary Bogart city of wolves dude. He's here finally and then you check the steam charts and there's like a hundred people on steam
I'm playing the game.
Cotor 3?
Yo!
What?
What?
What's the name of our religion?
We're commies.
Space commies.
Yep, we've got the snake eating its tail, uh, I'm a high elf, guys, NOOOOO, NOOOOO, FUCK!
You
I
Show you true power!
,
back
to lead
to a big was it
What up?
Fifteen corks?
Yeah.
Regular cheezus, I'm a basic bear.
They're detected.
Oh, hello.
I wonder if we can get past the thing here.
They hit it with the old walk around.
Oh, he's stuck.
It will be extremely painful, for you.
Okay.
In fact, guys, our arm makes for seven.
I'm gonna fix my posture, boys.
Alright, let's get our restabuff and then head to hell out.
Stay away from my house.
Justin the Rat and Gino and Head Slug and Super Catto, thanks for subbing me back.
QQ, thanks for subbing.
I'm wasa dee bus two, thanks for subbing, that's him.
You see the Iron Master and Fortnite?
That's so fucking cool.
posted.
me freaking posted dude. Into the black forest once more.
Wait, we can go mining actually. Maybe that's what we do.
There's a copper deposit somewhere near us.
There it is.
Mining away.
Ever get those carrots?
Yeah.
I gotta find the elder without a map?
I don't know.
Maybe it's impossible, dude.
We actually didn't try.
When does this game get good?
Bro don't make me all tabber over that bad you got in chat.
C.S. Go. Nevermind.
You live for now.
Boom.
Boom!
Rambatic for 7?
Healing for the big tit troll mod.
Is that real?
Sublime and saying this is your first time.
It is.
Hello?
I'm gonna show my home.
I'm gonna get back.
I'll see a bear down there.
Bear down there.
There, man.
That's a rock.
Oops.
I know you ain't shambling at me, bitch.
Might be a responsible university since now or drink and play OSRS.
Be responsible, bro.
Do an AFK activity.
Easy peasy.
That's all OSRS is.
I won't be rage-vated by you.
I refuse!
Okay. Excuse me.
I refuse.
Yep, take that, Stump. Yep, take that, Stump. Yep.
Yep.
Okay.
Why did the stump also get lowered when I did that?
These things are not good for blocking, man.
There's a mosquito in your room.
Kill it.
It serves no purpose.
Kill it now.
Get one of those little handbags, suck it out of the sky.
Where the fuck was the copper I was heading?
new copper. Even electric fly swatter now. What'd that do? It's got four copper. Why
Why are we always running around no progress?
I'm literally mining top right now so I can progress.
I don't know, man.
Are you stupid?
He might be dumb, actually.
Sorry.
Hmm progress fight the boss progress progress progress fight the boss fight the boss
Yeah, fight the boss.
Yeah.
Yeah, fight the boss.
George, fight the boss.
You need a two-star stroll to fight or run.
If it doesn't have a club, I'm gonna fight up.
I
Do
Why is the ship spawn in the ground?
John, if you fix yourself, I'm gonna break this one, the rocks are gonna spawn in the
ground.
That's why you dig around it.
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me.
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me.
My inventory is fucking full.
Oh man, I wish I had some wood.
We got resin?
Yeah.
I ran out of funny chat messages years ago now just copy someone else's shit.
Yeah, but that's funny.
So did you ever truly run out?
You also copied that?
Oh shit.
What the hell?
What the hell?
Located. RTB.
Oh, I think we got enough.
20 stone.
Arrgh!
Blood is sweating, dude.
Holy.
blood is sweating dude holy
B-L-U-D blood
but I said they have long hair technically
technically I do
of
business upfront party in the back baby
You're gonna end up playing Omicron the Nomad's soul, no, but I will be playing that eventually, of course.
I gotta finish out the cage...
...verse.
Ew.
Do you hate yourself that much?
Sometimes it is important for a connoisseur of things to partake of things that may not
be necessarily appealing.
So as to remember and recall fondly, the substance and appreciation of that which
Which does have a palatable taste.
Like a body.
I'm spitting low-curc-enuinly, yeah.
The only thing about war dogs?
Or he might be addicted. No offense.
What am I eating?
Beezits?
Who are you?
To be further, so what are you eating fatso?
Try not to appreciate.
What about you?
To be further, so what are you eating fat, so I did not appreciate it.
Is that considered a main meal of USA?
Nah, but I'm trying to eat some salt right now.
Only have six.
Being 20 for being bald makes me feel better for being bald.
Shut up, baldo.
check box for yellow five
help this bitch has so much yellow five in it, actually
I craved the additive.
Kill 05 son of red 40 daughter.
Red 40 daughter.
Of course.
What's the class L class you go?
It's not my first time choosing daughter ever.
Hey, where the fuck am I?
I like that shrugging caddy mode.
He's so cute.
Yup.
That's the wrong way, fella.
Ooh, I'm so cold now.
This bitch always be storming dude.
How did I lose my base?
That's the mountain again.
Um
Fight fight fight fight fight. I've definitely run too far by the way
Maybe?
Or where the hell am I?
Let's run to the water.
Is this the troll cave?
I think so.
if I accidentally went in like a circle
I see my porch
build a water base king
never again
Wait.
AHHHH!
First in a shit my pants are denied.
Go to the bathroom, you're shitting yourself.
How did this happen?
Hmm, I don't remember if I went in this one.
I'm good, I'm good.
I feel like I did not run this far before.
I think I'm walking around my base right now.
Am I fucking dumb?
of
of
of
of
of
Mountain?
Cam?
Oh no man.
Where the heck am I dude?
I'm on my way.
Cam?
I don't know, man.
Where the heck am I, dude?
What's up?
I mean, you no harm.
I mean you no harm for now.
I got no idea dude.
How did this happen?
Just why did they tell you to stay still when you get lost to the force?
I'm a statistic now.
I'm a statistic.
Not gonna give up.
I know where I am.
How did I get this far?
Bro, I think I went in a circle around this island.
We're about to hit our copper mining thing.
Me, thanks.
My house is right up here.
Uh-oh.
Hmm.
some meadows does that all right ha ha fuck you kappa
my buffalo style chicken tendies will be done in 13 minutes I believe
W10Ds. WKycinat Wspan.
Guys, me house
Where's me house thing
Maybe it's below me a little bit
Yeah
And we're gonna chainsaws are cut down these fucking
of
20 10
, I keep running the full stack
the
me how do I have not enough for me I see
Get this shit out of my smelter forge, now.
Uh, we could probably make a smith.
Big smith, then.
I cannot make a smith.
What am I forgetting? Is this guy stupid?
OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Do you not think you're very much too infirmistic?
Howie.
Arggghhh!
You just got done playing this?
Yeah, but I could take you into 1v1 though, be.
What am I forgetting?
Oh, isn't it Forge?
Yeah, I think Smith.
That ain't it, fella.
Oh, where are we gonna make it?
Over here?
I gotta get some wood real quick.
me with this free brawl you live
capo
capo chungus
Big on demon
My pants
Why bear me? NOOOO! I forgot!
Oh dude...
He's not fucking fair, mate.
of
Oh, 18.
Can I not upgrade the troll hide on them?
Woops!
One day, these chests will be organized.
And it's gonna be poggers.
See ya!
Let's say that day. Nope
Sure ain't pale. No, I got work to do
We gotta make a little building
I'm going to keep it simple.
We're going to hit him with the L-class ago, dude.
of
the
The- use auto snap please god.
Alright.
this big enough? No. I made this house.
Oh, let's see here.
Yeah, we're hitting them with the Total L Classico right now.
Hang on.
The Giga Classico.
Are you serious?
I still have standing at a workshop range.
You can eat another bite. I'm not gonna let
Are we need stone wood copper?
What else
Forge
Oh cool
the
tough forage
way we should put some
book was put some friggin floor down
Shall we?
You have exactly 30 cover that's good good
White floor after I'm a dumb bitch
Oh, so hungry.
I'm smoking that shit out right now. Jesus.
Take that. Fool.
Floor.
Okay, once again, I'm out of workshop range.
L.
Wait.
Sure champ.
Looking good champ.
I keep typing smith. Forge AS.
Dufforge. Holy.
Missing wood, eh whatever.
Okay.
Let's burn some more copper.
Just a wee bit though.
I can make a noise.
Make a noise.
Mmmhmmm.
What are you spying with, bro?
Stats!
Just got flaked on by the Tinder Batty. Can I get a giga?
Gigas, dude.
I like the little villager building here. Thank you.
He wants a gig of fish. Boom!
Just got fished some guy on tinder. Can I get a fenton?
Get a little bit for my American
You got it
You got a boss
Oh, we need fine wood, mate.
Stat.
How much fentanyl are Vikings allowed daily?
I'm going for zero of this playthrough.
That make me a square.
Troll-chan gonna have his way with you moon boy.
How come this guy called me moon boy like he's rawl ferment at netty?
Draw a chance, gonna have his way with you, moonboy!
What?
Oh, hey, man.
So tired of these guys
What
I can't hit it, I don't have a real axe.
Oh, Ripple.
Hello pig.
One day you'll be my slave.
Parked by unlimited pork.
Still leaving that predatory theory? Of course. Who doesn't?
I can't remember what I need.
Purgatory theory, ad-ad-nettie!
Purgatory theory!
Purgatory theory is a-
What am I missing?
Maybe I need a workbench in here too.
No.
What the plug am I missing fella?
I got the forge, the forge cooler.
Oh, I have to mine 10 ship. Yeah, that makes sense.
He right, he right.
Do the Harlem Shake.
I'm gonna get off this chat.
No survivors.
Where's my fucking Corwood dude?
I wish I hadn't built this so closely, whatever dude. Who cares?
It looks lived in.
Professional, even.
Hey, I'm
To the tin factory
No, not libt libt libt
I got a feeling we're going to see a bear.
Big old bear.
He's a big bad dog.
I'm listening to some slipknot.
It's not the year 2001, nor are you 13 anymore, so no.
I'm the big bad dog.
We're gonna listen to a dog about the other thing that stuff
So loud.
He actually named himself a dog.
How embarrassing.
He actually named himself a dog. How embarrassing.
That's an animal.
You want 30-10?
I don't know if we're gonna get 30-10, though.
21.
10.
Everyone dog killed a guy and made a career out of saying there's no redeeming these people as a guy who didn't pay his $250 fine.
No. I don't.
Let's fuck up.
That's Frick the Frick, uh, dude.
That one takes for 7, I am.
I'm gonna shoot each of these away.
8 pound.
Hmm
Got it
Hmm just finish watching your video on fizzant and Kojima going to Xbox
Must be another bald white guy that wears glasses you're talking about.
There's already one of the weapons out.
Oh, put some away.
Oh, you buying a skeleton, bruh.
I'm the bear.
The big bad bear.
Hey, you mind?
Okay, here I'm firing out, bitch.
See you navigate slightly inconvenient terrain, fool.
What's wrong?
Two trees slightly close together,
causing you to stop immediately what you were doing?
Smirks, wouldn't be me.
He was so stuck that his aggro reset by the way.
Oh, like did they even like test their ship?
This is ACTUALLY crazy.
I can't pick any of it up.
I did pick up some of it up.
I can't pick up the best part, dumb meat.
I'm the dog.
Big bad dog
Wait check this out
Yeah cliff face complete
So guys
Yeah, we got a new mob.
It's a giant fucking bear.
Ooh, that's scary.
Yeah.
Just one problem though.
It literally cannot navigate in the biome that it spawns in.
Why?
Oh, there's like trees and shit.
Oh, that sucks.
Well, we can like put it in a different volume or something.
No.
It has to be the one place where it can literally not do anything.
Okay.
sounds good we like that we like that yep I do I dare I I do declare that
It's team smelting time.
Low on coal boys.
Imagine if I labeled these chests.
Wouldn't that be cool?
The bear hides not even in the same like I got stoned in here. Why, bro?
I got more stoned.
A whole new world, dude. We did it.
Mead Kettle.
I want to mix me.
Yes the dinosaur update and door fortress.
I'm back home from my job.
come back bro. WB. Back from the mines, huh? I'm still hard at work right now, dude,
I feel that man. I feel that brother man.
Arch. I need a wolf.
Big time Cart Gamer boys.
Get off my property!
He called me Carty B.
You should do that.
That is my preferred pro now.
Party B.
Boom.
Boom.
Moons woke now?
Yeah, I'm woke now.
What's up?
It's me, woke-chan.
What up?
What up?
Maybe we should wait for one more.
Take that!
What do we need?
buckler hmm 10 bronze that's fucking awesome
cultivator
I want to plant some carrot sheets
I met a non-ally in 2026 interesting times as always.
Did they declare war on you?
Civilization style?
Well, this bear meat doesn't even look cooked.
Boom.
Oh, the cart.
Big cart in.
Yippee!
How are we gonna get this uphill though?
I need Coralwood for something I don't remember.
of
the gas
When I am scared, they're new.
Where's my cart?
Found it.
I like your paintings for 7.
You enjoying the game?
Yeah.
I like manual labor, so...
My car!
No!
Big log.
Big log.
Hmm.
How much we got?
Let's get at least two stacks.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry, sorry.
My inventory changed color, by the way.
I cannot see.
I'm blind.
Come Cart Chan.
You must go.
is dark. That is when the wolves come out. Combat roll. Um, let's see.
I need to, I need like a, I need like a chest for like building supplies or some shit.
Maybe one day we'll get a bigger chest.
Ouch!
Picked up my dumbass cloak.
Like, I don't get it.
I don't get it.
Why release the bear if the bear is incompetent?
Why not have the ability to delete items permanently so I can stop picking them up
when I drop them in a corner. Why is it that when you drop something you can't
you don't automatically pick it back up except unless enough time passes or
something I don't know something happens to where it is now pick up a
bull again. Why? I don't understand.
Ah, do not understand.
Held.
Does Minecraft do the same thing? No, when you drop something, there's like a second
I have to lay before it gets auto picked up again I
Remembered why I needed core wood
You're five percent of the game. Oh shit
Does that mean that eventually I'm gonna get an item that makes it so that when I drop
something I never pick it up again?
Oh boy, I hope so.
Oh boy.
Where's the fucking core wood I picked up?
Oh, that's a mic. Perfect.
Whoops.
Whoopsie.
Perfect.
The comfort didn't go up.
Why not?
That's just two guys with some crumbs of cheese it
Yeah, okay, you're welcome
You're welcome you're welcome
What a delicious belch that was
Well time to go mine some copper
it's a beautiful day to mine some copper actually let's wait I don't want to wait
I guess we can do something else while we wait I want to start making more coal
before we go. How the fuck is he still here? Bro, I don't understand. Are you fucking...
dude? I had to wander this black forest looking... I went into three. It had to be Burial Cripp
Before before I literally found enough cores to make something that I could use to make or I
Defined four of them without a mini-man you fat fucking chud you have found zero
without one
And you will continue to find zero
The map doesn't even help for that?
Yes it does! Okay.
The fact that you don't know how that could help just tells me that you're stupid.
You think chat rage baits you or is just stupid as fuck?
If there's one skill that I've acquired over the the ten years of live streaming I can pick the dumb ones out
It's like it's like go into the supermarket and then identifying which fruits are ripe or not
Okay, and I know that you're you're untrained. I will not be able to tell
Okay, but there's just something about certain people in twitch channel. Okay, like that guy who's coming?
He probably was genuinely surprised. I'm still here
Because on his playthrough on easy with the mini map with the fucking the seed loaded in into the the seed generator on the side
He was in out of the black forest in an hour. You know what I mean? So of course it's bewildering
I'm a Somalia of stupidity.
They got three times resource collection.
How are you guys still here?
Doop, doop, doop, doop, doop, doop, doop, doop, doop!
Wait, we gotta wait for...
One more.
What's my character's lore?
Need some stupid, stupid ass viking that died?
And the noden was like, actually, you know what?
Up, up, sweet man.
Your unemployed gamer takes our lostin'.
Why don't you shut your bitch-ass up, little ball sniffer?
Alright.
Let's go sniff some...some balls.
Some shit.
Oh.
Sidebar.
I need two resin for these.
What the hell?
I killed all the grass. Yeah, I know it looks cooler this way.
The house.
Do this IRL ball scratcher.
Maybe I will. Wrong one.
To the woodchess.
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.
Scooboo!
Well.
Well, back to the mine.
Oh, hey.
So.
We chill.
Oh, what's wrong?
Two objects slightly too close together?
That sucks.
Excuse me.
Oh, god.
My cart!
Yeah, he's almost here.
See ya, fellas!
Oh, you dropped that, girl.
There's another.
It would appear you fall directly into my trap, you fool.
get away from there that's my house
of
the
of
the
of
We got nine paws.
Burnin' out.
Do we rest more over here?
Yes.
Sweet.
Let's ride, again.
How does this guy store the honey?
Excuse me.
Copper detected.
I repeat.
Wargasm, thanks for 7.
Are we liking WoW forever? I don't recognize this viking class.
That was good.
Tell me you're not stuck.
Sorry if you didn't realize, but this is not WoW forever, dude.
Ironically though, what do you think about Forever? I think it's cool.
I saw someone complaining about the running animation of characters, and they're like,
this is not classic.
That was cool.
I'm pretty sure it's just rage bait. I think I'm actually getting unlike rage baited.
You can change it. This guy was saying that you, even when it was changed, it was not classic.
Oh, he's an R word. Sorry, I'm censoring it. This guy's wild in his name, so I'm gonna
take his word for it, I think. Say it? No. You guys know why I don't say the R word,
guys because that one time that guy was like my little peasant or whatever likes
to watch your stream and get down syndrome and he just made fun of his
school using that word it makes him feel really bad
so I was like alright whatever I'll allow it what if that what if he's not
real though
You still say it?
Sometimes it does slip out.
You think the dirt shit doesn't make them feel bad?
I'm sorry, I was only asked to not say the R word, that's all I can say.
We're going to need to expand on that contract.
I'm going to feel the amount of guilt.
Boom!
besides I'm not it's not marked blocking someone with Down syndrome I'm doing an
impression of that character from that one bugs buddy cartoon was George are you
saying that he had Down syndrome?
Pretty sure he just had a hard life dude.
Had a hard life, man.
Canonically, he does according to the authors.
What author?
Ha ha ha ha!
Mr. Toon!
Oh, Mary Melly.
Jeff Perish, intro.
Is that my Looney Tunes cannon? Yep. That's important. It's important context.
Yeah, you mind that rock? Okay. Not sure I appreciate being objectified. Daily nude boner.
That's a good name
So anyways when we play a while forever, I told you guys about my idea where I'm only gonna let one class into the guild
I haven't decided what class you have good idea I do not care about you
And what class you want to play, all right?
All right big man, you're going to play our class and you're going to like it.
else bread never played a while never will probably I believe online like a
real fucking yeah I mean why was pretty casual compared to you it's also kind of
a different game. And by kind of I mean entirely different game. Hello. Hello, Al.
Hmm. I got 23 coal. That's not enough, folks. Didn't even play Star Wars Galaxies in shows.
I did. I did. I put it on a private server some way recently. I will say with confidence
that Star Wars Galaxy is uh, they're just simply is not enough going on, bro.
And I'm telling, I'm saying this as someone who does not mind going out and killing NPCs indefinitely.
Okay. The sandbox? Yeah, and their, their definition of a sandbox is, oh,
the players can make buildings. Ooh, cool. I don't give a fuck. I don't care about that.
I think the thing that I need for my game like that is like there has to be rare mobs that drop cool shit
That's like that's like all I need to enjoy that because what that does
Is now all of a sudden I have a purpose to go into these these shitty fucking grid like
Player-owned cities to look for a vendor that might have the rare item on it, right?
We'll kind of cool shit.
I'm trying to get a good example, like Ultima Online Outlands.
I mean, that's an extreme example because they have a lot of shit, a lot of shit.
Yeah, monsters and memories will be good, but they don't...
I'm pretty sure you just own buildings in that, and not construct them out in the world.
Which I think it has its own novelty and is cool.
I just got bored in Star Wars Galaxies, holy shit.
Let's get to bed. Let these smelt up.
Excuse me.
You looking at request legends?
I...
I got to like...
I did play in fear and play in hate in everquest legends.
in the beta. I just haven't leveled up again. I think I'm in, like, lower guck or some shit.
Can you explain the goal of this game? It's to shoot fire arrows at bear. Goal of game
kill load. What happens when I break this with shit in it? Okay, we get back.
That's cool.
Another rising grind, gamers. Another day, another victorly warrior.
Is Monster of the Memory someone's attempt at member EverQuest? I think
Monsters of Memories is like a modern rendition of EverQuest. I think it's
really good as well. So you're talking to the wrong guy fellow. I played the fuck
out of that game. I played the fuck out of that game.
Paper class. I only really got far on Enchanter, so... I mean, Enchanter was fun. A lot of...
There are a lot of people who really whine about the efficacy of charms.
I feel like in old EverQuest, people just kind of got over it, right?
Oh man.
There were a lot of people who felt emasculated by the existence of charms.
Holy shit.
So for those of you who have ever played these games before okay
There's a couple of classes that can charm an NPC
When you charm it you can control
And what it effectively allows you to do if you're good enough
Nothing that requires a lot of skill
Is you can go to an area where the mobs are like slightly a higher level
At least you used to be able to, it's not really the case anymore.
You charm one, you make it fight another one.
And you basically don't have the group, right?
Where the fuck is this copper?
Because normally you have to group later on because the mobs are pretty hard.
I played Enchanter before and after Charm Gunnerps in the beta.
And...
Hold on.
It got...it got neutered, dude.
Not fun.
I
Excuse me
Bro, I don't remember this cut. This is like a magic mystical copper vein dude. Oh fuck this guy
Oh, that's it right there.
We're gonna mark the territory, dude.
I'm
It's good.
Kind of weird bias in your brain to turn left.
Hey, I've done pretty good.
You said short of hate last night.
What was that?
Yow!
What's the hotkey for the map?
I don't know, ask a map cuckoo chat, I'm not familiar, so...
Yow!
Putting the MTX on the M is the most evil thing PoE has ever done.
Oh, EQ 2 Raita.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh
Wonder
Let's try ex excavator yeah, see what happens
EQ 2 greater than 1 by 120%.
I played EverQuest 2 as well.
I think it had some interesting stuff.
What I just did.
You been on the mat?
My car.
Yeah
Certainly look like a valhine pro wait does something happen if I do this hold on
There have been people in chat telling me to do this I will say I
separate right because I was lazy
Come on I
Bet they can kill me if it falls on me
of
to
try to repair those
and
much normal what do we got not much
Matanisix for some EQ12 vs children pick EQ12 every time.
I think me personally, I love just killing stuff about those dude.
That's it.
I realized that even as a kid, I would mind.
I would mindlessly do it in World of Warcraft, not to the point where I would neglect other things, but...
One of the things...
I remember this back in 2019, there was a guy who made a leveling guide, pretty much.
And he said...
I forget the person's name.
He said one of the best things you can do...
to like increase your leveling speed is like killing mobs on the way to like
another class you know what I mean they always be killing stuff at some point
and I realize that's like what I did when I played classic when it was out
for the first time back in today I thought that was cool the most obvious
advice ever? It's not obvious though, and I'll tell you why. Most people are dumb as hell.
this is enough I guess.
Yippee!
Hey man, what's up?
Okay.
Okay, alright.
And before the the deposit is below my workbench here
What do you think about forever?
Roll the work out forever. I mean it looks good to me, bro. I'm gonna be honest
I have no particular nostalgia or attachment to the way that World of Warcraft was in its first expansion.
And over the years I've become so annoyed with people that do have that, that I hope it is drastically different enough to make them stop lying.
to me they're like people they're straight up okay this is not this is
probably an extreme comparison okay but they're like people who only play
runescape classic instead of like OSRS that's what it's gonna be that's what's
gonna be like those people don't need this they do
I mean look at the end of the day I people talk about Blizzard like they
like know it personally a lot but there is there is some some stock to be placed in they
probably will fuck it up I mean look I hear is the storm fuck what's other good example
Oh, wait, hang on.
Oh, we'll put a torch down.
Pretty much every IP, yeah.
Like, surely these guys are not sipping their farts so much that they didn't sit down in
the border when they were talking about this or like, dude, we should have like an update
cycle kind of like old school RuneScape.
Because if they have something like that, then it will be popular and definitely.
Okay, me personally, I don't fuck it for this popular. Okay, let's talk about that for a second, okay?
Or it's gonna be getting like little updates and shit where I'm like, damn, I
Didn't know that shit was coming out like I get a dog now in that bitch
I mean, I saw the roadmap and that shit didn't look that impressive when we got here.
Oh my god.
There's, there's, there's, okay look, I, I gotta bring it back to RuneScape again, okay.
OSRS, LoreWise, is a separate timeline from RS3, the main version of RuneScape or whatever.
Did they confirm that that's the case for this?
Kind of.
What do you mean, kind of?
But the guests are no question.
I like the OSRS who cares about the lore.
The lore is not bad, actually.
of
Okay, Rosaritoff is correct.
Um, that's cool and good.
of
a
good if they don't take forever to do updates than you know to get
I don't know if you can make an MMORPG that will be fully satisfying to everyone forever.
Because there are people who are just going to play it for like two months straight
non-stop and then be like this game fucking sucks ass.
This game fucking blows, I hate this shit.
Never played turtle, huh?
No I didn't, I think not actually.
The last thing I remember doing in Monsters of Memories is...
There was a...
I remember the kind of the plague-drake with an ammo slot plus nine charisma item or some
ship. I spent a long time getting that.
What game would you like to experience for the first time again?
What was that? That one David Cage game?
Fahrenheit? The one with the racist Asian depiction in it. The one where you're the
cop I think. Although I guess you're a cop in Detroit become human too, that's not the
one I'm talking about. Yeah, Fahrenheit. That's one game I wish I could play again
for the first time. Just because it was so fucking bizarre.
Matrix-esque fight scene at the end of the game. They came out of literally nowhere. That was just a
series of 20 different quick time events, dude.
They just don't make them like they used to, bro.
Hey, the boy thinks for the bits.
Yeah, look at that. You just don't get them like that, bro.
People will be like, oh, I wish I could play like starting valley for the first time.
Sure, bud
Which MMO is the most big I think the most addicted I
Been a recent time was the monster memories personally. I'm gonna go piss
Yes, be Lord
I
I'm a son!
I'm a son!
I'm a son!
I'm sorry, but I'm not sure what to do with this game.
I'm ready to go tonight
The other party online
We don't need a waiting for joy, oh yeah
You can come tonight, just come
And I can show the proof of everything
Oh yeah, I'm feeling like
I'm feeling just as fine
of
What up, Gamers?
Puts and thanks for subbing.
Congratulations.
Soon.
I think we just need a little more copper.
Can you talk me out of buying the Wild Forever Beta package?
I'm not playing the beta.
You gotta be a real wow gamer, dude.
I found it.
Hello?
Hello?
My poor cart, man.
I'm hitting bedrock now I feel like I should just be mining the copper
Stop! Stop it!
Ow!
Ow!
Howiee!
What do you think of the chatter, Zagrad?
He's chill.
He's big chill.
He sent you big at the ends?
Oh, shit.
Sorry to hear that.
For how far down is this shit?
I'm going to make it with all this metal, I'm getting it now so I don't have to get
I gotta make a buckler.
Uh...
and a sword.
And a mace.
That's what I want.
This better be worth it, bro.
What am I doing?
I'm trying to dig out the copper deposit
Please me
Who taught you this
No one. Someone in chat said that I should do it.
And then a first-time chatter said, now you're looking like a valhine, bro, so I can only
Now you're looking like a professional.
I just hope the shit doesn't fall out man.
Let's excavate, excavate this one first.
XD Covey.
This thing's huge!
This thing is huge!
I mean, we kind of got this one in the middle, depth dugout.
of
what up
get this giant fucking rock of the dude how is the shit still standing
Oh no. Oh my god.
Would that have killed me?
You tank that. Oh, let's get up again. Hang on.
Could have been the fact I was, yeah, was he a non-elber the whole time?
It can't be!
There's more, dude.
Maybe we're just mined out.
Should we mine?
The guy was definitely an Elper. I don't know who to believe.
who is righteous and who is evil
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
I don't want to do this.
What do you think is going to happen?
I think the rock's gonna follow me and I'm gonna die.
Fuck it dude.
We're gonna mine up. I'm pushing out
I'm pushing out dude
If it does make God murder my children
It's pretty convincing
We're in three right now.
I spoke with God that Chatter has no children.
Hmm.
Alright, rephrase it so that you can say,
May God kill your future children.
of
now we...
Yep.
You're moving rocks?
Now what?
Mine under the rock, you'll be fine.
No, I'll die.
Ow.
The bare bitches, the bitches suck.
Stand on the other side of two trees that are close together. It will instantly not be able to kill you
Full up chief bow some full up
The other is making his own World War 3 trench.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Slides.
Kappa, baby.
Time to Kappa, baby.
I wonder if we can live in those troll caves.
That'd be cool.
of a little uh... instance to base
attack me
yep
now that's what i call a
good use of time looking good dude
oh i didn't repair it i only did it once
Give me the stone. Give me the wood.
copper for all that bullshit? I spent most of my time digging it out. I should have uh...
I should have just mined the copper. Is there an RL picture or something?
Hopefully I don't die in five minutes after you're done with this.
You can't be afraid of death in a hardcore run, dude. Okay.
They're like, oh, I don't know if I should spend my time doing this, or I might die.
Cowards
You gotta live free or die hard.
Revengeance.
Excuse me, bro.
It's getting dark, fellas.
Oof.
Well, I wish I could say this was hurtful, but I'm pretty confident it wasn't, so that's
show.
That's rad!
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Survivor Susie, thanks for subbing. I am.
There it is. Duck Rib.
Looks like Death Stranding.
This looks like Death Stranding.
Uh, maybe I would.
Uh.
of
holy but unfortunately the island is no more
take a nation fix for sevens in around the joke what happened to the island base
Nice, snapped.
Out of existence.
Guys, it's foggy out.
Mommy.
be my buff thanks we got 125 coal that'll do pig I think
So poverty dude, holy shit.
Having to break down the charcoal maker.
Or the smelt arena.
Why don't I use portals now?
Oh, because I don't have enough cores to do that, Shatter.
not for lack of time.
Hey!
you just wanted a ride dude that's so fucking sad
What's my OC's back story?
There's a Baldrick Ball Fondler.
And he was a Viking once.
now. His whole world turned upside down.
got in trouble for fighting
there's more dude
Hey
Yoink
holy fuck
shimmy nem and em and em and em and em and a mine in
of
death
of
death
of
double hits
I will speak tails one day
of the brave vikings who minded the world.
They made the cool houses, not the shit houses.
The cool ones.
With the A-frame?
Dude.
Holy.
Even thinking about it, I'm getting a little chilly.
So we just a wee bit.
Why don't you build an A-frame house, Irel?
Too easy.
I need a challenge.
You couldn't even punch a tree down?
Oh yeah?
They call me the tree bunker.
They call me the drink.
No, they don't call me the twink. I don't know.
No, no, no!
They don't call me chunk.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
Man, gotta be honest, Red Faction did this game first.
Holy.
The walls kind of break like they did in Red Faction, don't they?
Remember making tunnels?
Oh, yeah, dude.
Oh, yeah, dude.
Oh yeah, dude.
Hog-Sweezer 4 did it first? No.
Wrong.
I wonder how much more effective a bronze pickaxe would be here.
I didn't notice too much of a difference in our last life, so I just didn't go for it.
I guess we can upgrade this one though, it might freaking pwn.
Wewddd
Oh wait hold up
Wewddd
Hmm, maybe I need to run back to the fort each time or if there wouldn't be
I mean it's not that far
of
of
I guess I'll bring forge mats and the cards not that hard.
I don't want to make a new one.
I guess I could just move that one, man.
Christopher, no!
What about portals?
What do you mean?
Shit, dude.
What about him?
Oh, dude.
Fuck a portal, dude.
Yeah, I said it.
Here's like my hole.
Now where were we right here?
Would you fuck yourself through a portal?
Nah, I don't think so. I don't know. Probably not.
it didn't explode. I don't think it's supposed to explode.
Or an arrow, mate?
Hang on!
It's freaking mining time.
I think if you thrust your ass through the portal your own ass moves away from your
dead.
Yeah, I don't know if you can fuck yourself before we...
Excuse me.
You can... no.
Yeah.
Not wrong.
Let's get like five more.
I'm just worried that it's going to chew through my shit when I got to upgrade my stuff.
Big style.
Those like no more.
Most loser wow class?
age. He said absolutely deplorable age gameplay.
Heh heh heh heh heh heh.
Sickening.
Sickening.
Made me sick.
Physically ill.
Controls us.
He ain't got no stick.
Get out of my territory, you son of a bitch.
He ain't got no stick.
I wonder if this thing can even navigate into the hole.
Come on, man.
No aggro from there.
what's up big dog nice boulder throw, cap up
that was a pretty good one actually
What am I aiming at? I keep thinking he's going to move. He moved.
Schlumped. Fence Schlump.
I hope he dies again highlighted message okay man I hope you live a long time along in
prosperous life. Bitch. Do the fey have deer in this game. I haven't gone sailing. I don't
How much progression have you made in the last three hours?
Uh, a pretty good amount.
I mean, it depends on how you define progression.
It's like a lot of resources.
Is it a, do you think progression is just like killing the boss or whatever?
Okay, where's my rocks?
Oh, they're over here, of course.
That's where I would have put up to.
Makes sense.
Yeah.
Uh, I think we're probably good.
Just in time!
Excuse me.
Why did that happen?
Some over
Come on, man
We got to get back to Coney.
Coney Island?
Yes, in my base.
Much.
the stuff now we got more stone look how much stone I got is that cool or what
Oh, I can't type 10.
The other makes sense.
Got it!
Oh yeah, we can make stone piles, right?
World first pile incoming?
Get a big pile of stone.
Stone pile.
Oh!
Oh!
Yep.
There it is.
Yep, there it is.
It's full.
Got it.
I can't wait to use those for the portals we're going to make.
Wahoo!
Wahoo!
walk me
got a blast
he did some goddess wallet draining roleplay I got a band to spin
He won't do portals and no map? No, I can make portals.
Because we've been incredibly lucky getting the stuff we need to make portals.
All right, what can we make?
Let's go!
That's a Mario reference, by the way.
Mario anyone I forget how much water was so we can grab the whole ass stack
fella and bill and bill oh I see wait this is its own thing
Oh no, it's not that.
It's like my stone, my stone pile.
and
you can't get up there are you going to
Ah
Oops
26 Browns
All right
Buckler 10 bronze
Yep
I think...
Let's make the sword.
Let's make the sword.
I think we're going to have to go through the door.
I think we're going to have to go through the door.
Let's make the sword, let's make the sword.
Either sword or pickaxe.
I want the sword.
Give me the sword.
41 from 35.
Oh man.
Black armor 28, right now it's 22.
Wowza.
The axes are better, but I'd like to be able to...
air
stamp
Well, well, well.
The CRP run is having painted toenails.
Come on, you're a freaking business.
Come on, you're M-Y-O-B.
M-Y-O-B
In a way
Oops
All righty.
Here's some guy in a motorcycle outside.
That guy sounds really cool.
I think that guy's really fucking cool.
Motorcycle?
Me when I hear a motorcycle?
Oh, yeah!
Oh, that's sick!
Love this!
Yeah!
Here's my troll hide.
Well, I only got eight.
Uh, hold on.
Where's my bear hide?
Found it.
Excuse me.
I need a workbench four.
We have the ads now.
Fine wood, bronze, pork.
Please.
Okay, we barely have enough.
Don't re-put in the chair right there. Good idea.
Excellent idea.
Oh, I need blueberries, right?
What do we need? What do we need for our cauldron? I think it's just 10, right?
Pretty sure it might.
Plus 5 armor? That'll help. Right, guys?
Oh boy.
I want to try and parry a regular troll.
attack.
Oh my god.
We need a hoe for the cultivator.
How much is it?
Five bronze.
We gotta get 10.
Come.
Come cocked.
We ride.
of
the
I'm going up this hill to paint in the house.
Attack me.
Oh hey man.
What the fuck are you doing here?
Can we bury the bear?
Hmm. I hated that.
I'm gonna lose my cart in the woods.
It's not wide enough.
or not not wide enough come over here
come on man, why'd you fight like a man?
not a perv
AHHHHH
I've not seen that attack.
There's the 1-2.
Well, back demon this is my homestead.
of
the
of
the
oh shit slight terrain difference oh fuck what do I do
but I lost my fucking card now dude man
Me.
Hurry up.
Leave Erickson the expert's up.
Says, Hey, Moon, do you still do the FID dead joke?
I love that joke.
Why does the FID?
I
Have
I'll make a movie of this or something so eat fresh
They're stoned in here why finish that big it
There ain't anything to finish, bro. It's over.
What?
Please make a boat for 10.
How do you propose I get the boat up on this mountain?
Fuck you!
Spawns near water
Okay, I can take the cart directly to my base with the extra show that it
You know where we understand that right?
A boat
Cannot be taken directly to my base
Understand that
I don't know if I want to go for the berry, guys.
I'll wait for it.
Stay away from my cart, you son of a bitch.
Burm guy? That is what that is.
fellas out there's a troll
there's a
How come you guys are teaming, dude?
So cringe.
of
Why is my stamina growing up so slow?
No worries.
Well, almost night time.
I don't feel like making a face.
I'm so mad at this break.
Mochou, honey, dude.
of
nine troll had
me boned at. Wahoo! Put that shit on. Where that shit? Yup. Oh! I just sat up straight
my whole back crack. I'm being crushed by gravity, dude.
How you feeling about the game so far?
Um, it's good. I wonder...
if I could be doing it better.
But that's what learning is for.
this show is anywhere near broken. Come on, Cotch. Wait. No, we're good. Wait. No,
we're good. Dude, why don't I just not bring the cart for this?
It's just 10.
An IQ 2I.
Thank you, thank you.
Yeah.
I consider myself pretty smart.
I'm a smart fella.
I
Don't like the sword guys
I mean it's okay
Your sword skill low AF?
Wait, true.
the room. Where's me tin bruv? We. Inlocated mate.
of
this part of
I did not miss.
Oh, man.
of
whatever you
smoke them up
I wonder what caused the first medieval peasant to be like, maybe I should mix two
chain in the coffin
why?
why would you think to do that?
board?
Play Valheim? Oh shit.
Timothy, come quick. I mixed a team with the Cawful Knight.
The real question is who discovered milk?
Oh, I think you know who discovered milk.
Oh, I think you know.
Blizzard.
Apart from those guys.
One more node, bro.
Yep.
Yep.
Another hard day's work.
Yep.
I wish I wasn't such a weak pussy.
I wish I could carry more.
Wish I was a baller.
Are you Shadowban? No.
Hey man, what's up?
Yeah, what up?
Duck rib I can't even carry the blueberries I'm so weak
Boom actually a lot
Oh, buh buh, should I put the wrong thing in here, mate?
Bam, bam, oh, tomorrow I'm starting to stream early in an hour.
It's Corfa time.
just FYI
I'll believe it when I say it
they demand punctuality dude
US Army? No
Nope
did when's the U.S. Army drone piloting sponsor do that be cool right
of
the
the
Oh sure, what is it?
Yeah I knew that.
Now the American fishing bones are gonna blow themselves up.
Drew!
John Army, sponsor me, John Army, please.
Please!
I hit the stairs.
my rocks my rocks to huh oh they're called stone guys
Yep.
Odin's like, what'd you do today?
Oh, I collected stones and put them into a pile.
That's cool, man.
Still got yet?
No.
No, I have not.
and
you're fired
Can we progress?
I reach through your computer monitor and grab you by the throat.
I squeeze and rip your fucking larynx out, tearing it out of your throat.
Start eating your fucking flesh.
Yeah, that would happen.
I possessed the physical strength to do something like that.
I've been going to the gym.
So we're clear.
You guys ever heard of the gym before?
Probably not
All drawn and tin you're kidding
We got that
Well, I suppose let's go get some more tin.
We should have made the cauldron first for the gig of food.
Goes to the gym but eats cheez-its.
I need to raise my blood pressure, unironically.
What is my cultivation realm?
Did my doctor say that?
No, but I've been waking up with low blood pressure today. I take my medicine after
stream. I can tell it was low because I was yawning all day. All day. Never felt truly
a week. Sounds like low T. Oh, shit.
Your doctor also prescribed you Jesus.
I think because I've been exercising so much for more than 10,000% more than I was before.
The dosage was bringing me below where I should be.
I think.
I don't know.
Anyway, I feel better today than I did yesterday, and it might be out to those cheeses.
Thank you Cheez-Its.
Thank you John Cheez-Its.
You take creatine during your workout to get your heart pumping.
Nah, I don't need that.
I'm good on that.
figure BP meds in the morning your BP naturally lowers as you sleep if it's
really gonna look like I know your doctor you're like an off-commentary
or whatever but my doctor told me to take them before bed
how do you would how do you solve this dispute you do mortal combat with the
Doctor.
Hehehehe.
Mortal Kombat.
And I was taking it in the morning.
And it made me feel like shut up, so...
I think unironically I'm taking more than I probably should.
But the problem was pretty bad at first, so...
I will hack see if you call me keep calling me an opometrist.
Gee, sorry.
Sorry.
I don't think I have any feathers.
I got six.
Well excuse me princess.
You're 32, you got 180 over 100.
Hey, you should go to the doctor.
Not to freak you out or anything, but like, that's like death territory.
You don't fucking die, man.
of
all
the one sixty one or for a while I got meds
the hours I was a one fifty over a hundred
sometimes like one fifty
for whatever
uh...
Not good. Not good.
But now I'm regularly reaching the target that was given by my doctor, which was uh...
I think I think I want a 110 over 78
on the medicine and I was like one time for 79 last night which is good
aiming for 420 over 69 nice but that's up once again that's on the medicine and
And the fact that I
It felt like yesterday it was below that during the day
Means I think I'm getting close
Although admittedly I did not take my blood pressure before stream
So I it might not have been lower, but I don't know felt like it it felt like it was
You know when reading is meaningless it's got to say like that for weeks. Well for weeks it's been
In the 110s over 80 for me for weeks, and yeah, I do know them
It wasn't just one day
That's really good I know I know the first time
First time in my life I have made a relatively modest effort to be healthy.
I think the big thing, moderately. I still eat whatever I want. I just don't eat as much.
I was going to say something I can't remember.
I'm going to take the start seeing a difference, like a month, a month.
You're about to say the big thing you've done?
Oh, um, oh, I remember now.
I was drinking like a full pot of rip coffee a day, pretty much.
And now I'm drinking...
Like, what is essentially a cup and a half of coffee a day, and that's it.
You know, obviously exercising as well, but...
A whole pot? Pretty, almost a full pot, yeah.
It's not ge- I'm not on fucking OZ-MPG, dude.
I was doing two pots a day, but I'm down to three cups. Jesus.
Well, I'd be sipping on the cow. There's a full pot of coffee really, really, really
good for you, though. Yeah, if you're the demon that drinks
coffee and subsist on coffee, yeah.
Which one do you want to not be meat?
All right, it's time for the big bucks
Or the fuck are my raspberries
Dude they better not be back at that first phase
No
Duh
I collected the...
I collected the blueberries so diligently, dude.
It's not fucking bad, man!
You talk about your blood pressure is Tony's supreme.
Errrr...
Muck.
Blood pressure.
Errrr...
You know...
Like that?
That's it.
Plus one.
Alright, let's put the bear meat away for a rainy day.
We're going to put our finished food over here.
I wish I could make the jam, brother.
I wish I was a little bit taller, man.
What else do I need to make?
The mead thing.
I don't want it.
Wait, what do I need?
Five bronze.
You might be able to do it.
You might be able to do it.
I don't need falling wood, Mike.
Hey, shout out if you see any cow trees, dude.
AHHHHH!
I swear I collect a bunch of razvers at the start.
I don't know, mate.
Damn!
I
Cow tree
Why man
Oh, there's actually just so much better than the sword, dude.
Come on, man.
Sambo fail.
Buried him up.
I would have won one combo with that guy.
with the axe though.
I need like 30 fine wood.
1d.
1 tap dude.
They talk about my 1 taps.
Yep, there it is.
The crater.
I think we replaced the honey with the deer man.
I fucked up.
Dude, where's the cow trees?
Deer me.
I killed this guy like an hour ago.
Well, I guess we can run through the meadows real quick and get some raspberries as well.
Oh, hey, what's up?
Fuck is he doing there?
boom I thought I had cooked deer man
oh god damn it
of
I've been watching you on the war dogs.
I see you!
I see you!
Oh!
Oh!
Will you play Control 2?
I didn't play Control 1.
best level and left for dead
i like the first
level of the parish
do you mean left for dead one? we're going to count both
the first level of the parish is iconic for me personally
The level and no mercy where you get on the elevator pretty much any spot with an instakill
for a target is my favorite.
I'm right back in the piss.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
right now holy shit
M-M-Mempiratics for silver.
22.
Excuse me, fellas.
Officially they scripting a million subs?
What, literally a million?
Foster?
the
gay french cat emo
otago
added
I can't put my head on the headrest.
of
Wee-wee.
Wee-wee.
Wee-wee.
Wee-wee!
Yeah, fuck off, you dumb, you dumb animal.
Well they're either we French or homeless.
French.
Wrong?
Nope.
Wrong. Nope.
I think I'm almost hit me.
You're no threat to me
Little bitch
look at that HP buddy mmm let's not hit any more trees
There spotted level one deer noob down
down. Did you know that you have a mom in Valheim because you were born? What? Ow.
How can this be?
Where the fuck was my house from here?
I love that song.
I don't remember where the first house is.
Hmm.
That's the boss altar?
That's a rare.
Do you remember where your hair cream is?
Purpose soothing air cream serves
I
It's called Rogaine.
Yeah, I don't use that.
What is that?
Dude, where is it?
I swear it was like...
Oh, it's right here. I'm so dumb.
Whoops!
Ah, home sweet home.
We made this big ass storage room for no fuckin' reason.
Uhhh, grab...
Oh man...
Oh, they're heavy!
I probably don't need these actually.
We got 10 over here, dude.
What?
I could probably leave the normal wood.
It's too much, mate.
It's too fucking much.
some of the team is our cool stuff chest rub sometimes you just gotta let
stuff go so fucking true man so fucking true
There me, me, me, meow.
Oh, found the raspberries.
Goodbye, base.
May we never meet again.
You'll return one day when we've acquired portal technology.
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You're gonna have a bunch of board jerky, dude.
I wonder what jerky with honey tastes like.
That shit probably bussing.
BUSSING!
Tastes like ham?
I got to kill some birds as it's gonna rain got fucking dammit
out there
so
birds detected
What are you aiming?
Why does my arrow come out slightly to the left?
Like your dear. Nice.
Kick joke!
It's random.
There's the crater.
Okay, we've already been mad.
Oh, hey.
I do not wish to bite thee.
Better stay away from me freaking house too.
No!
Me fucking him in for a night.
Jam.
There we go.
We got some more tin.
I'm shivering.
I'm shivering.
I'm Gucci main my lit lit the wainian yeah so
Yes I am!
What say you to that?
Guys I'm making jam. Wow!
Look at it dude. Wow!
I'm looking like my GF playing starting valley bro, keep it up.
No.
It's very manly what I'm doing right now.
I think I'm out of wood.
Those chests don't have flirting, panels, or tongue and groove to allow for expansion
to detract from wood bearing poor quality.
Yeah, I'm playing dumb ass biking by the way.
Of course it's poor quality.
Stupid on hell
There was something else I had to make but I can't remember
Ah, progress.
You're progress.
Oh, so wet.
Oh, so wet.
Oh, flog.
Wait, I only got...
Wait, I only got the normal rest of buff.
It doesn't refund the resin when you do that.
That's annoying.
There's grass right there guys, but...
Earth cubes.
Yeah, that's what they're called.
have you flurled the spin cluster and grants nas yet no not yet
Sooner.
Take that, ground.
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Let's look for more burial grounds.
Time to scat that, old boys.
You know it's possible to wreck your penis without also puckering your butthole.
your penis. You're so British. You mind if I erect me penis, love?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Classic.
Why aren't you picking the blueberry?
Shut up!
Yep.
Don't move, bro.
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We saw one back there, smile.
No.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh
Is this the I think that's the one with the future remains maybe we try
Can't believe that fire is still burning
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Oh, one more core!
Wow!
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There simply is no way, bro.
I know I get the room with like the 10 cores like that one time, that was sick.
Wait, we're not done.
What sort of evil awaits us?
Okay.
Okay.
Got one more door.
Yeah, one more door, two more doors, oh.
He doesn't go anywhere.
Oh
The world's strongest wooden door.
Not wrong.
Well, we have five cores.
We have six total.
Dead mother fucking end.
Job stood.
Missed the hidden door.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Sure did.
I mean, this isn't my house.
This is a forward, this is a fob, dude.
Forward operating base.
I feel like we're asleep.
Yippee!
I don't like to sleep, Yippee!
Happy campereach for some.
I'm cold.
As my fire.
Scoobah!
Uh, what can we draw? Probably the eyes. Probably don't need those. Don't need the stone.
We got some more sploring to do, man.
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those of vessels, and the worst that you're a glowing over there
Oh, hell.
I hit that guy.
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That's fair, though.
Come back.
go away. I'm fighting your boss.
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Which is what he does most of the time.
Man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man,
Don't give me that meat, bitch.
What can you parry the IRS?
No.
Nor do I wish to.
I love the IRS and the government.
Yippee!
You can, it's called Bankruptcy.
The ancient eye.
Swag.
Ranging seed.
Damn.
Troll cave.
How much positive we've been in this one?
Why is it always trolled?
man man man man man man I gotta know if you can get hit while you're
transitioning from like exiting a cave I feel like that's important knowledge to
have
That's the mountain.
He's getting chilly, bruh.
Also to Mountain.
We may have reached our limit.
No longer making paths would change.
My bases are easily locatable from walking along the coast.
And I really need to make a path.
attempt.
Do you have a trophy?
No.
Oh, do I need another crypt, please?
One more, bruv.
Can't wait to get to a biome that doesn't just have a bunch of fuck-ass trees.
I hate these goddamn trees, man.
Whoa.
Okay.
Meadows.
Again.
Well.
I guess the next step is to...
Okay, betters again.
Well, I guess the next step is to find the boss.
I'm the boss.
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one of the skin to be up by the next three and actually
What?
What can I draw?
Where I need that.
I've been seeing a lot of people in Terralich.
How is he going to find the second boss without a man?
And what that tells me is that it's hidden, right?
It's massive?
Oh.
So chat just noob?
Got it.
Hey, look at that.
Hey, bear.
a bear. Burp. Multilevel bear. To the tree!
as fuck you
as fuck you
i am the dear man
16 billion dead Vikings I am dear man
Make them over here that oh
No big man, no, dude
Dude...
Realm is a fuck!
Oh, I see...
Come on, man. Don't make this harder than it needs to be, okay?
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death
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I'm just chewing through my arrows man.
I do not wish to take damage from this thing.
Oh god.
He's camouflaged himself in the trees.
Yep, just how my ancestors did it.
early
where's that boat
How'd this get here?
Yoink!
Wrong driver! Oh nooo!
Oh.
Hmm.
Well, promising.
There's like four, there's like five fucking skeletons there.
4.
War.
War never changes.
All right.
This direction.
Great, now I gotta reset it.
There we go.
Who told him?
One of you dumbass chatters posted it bro.
i can't be held accountable for this
you guys gotta police yourselves
i got six burmey
Don't call me dumb. Sorry.
Yep, it's another day man in the realm.
Just another day man.
Where's the meadows?
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I wish I could use mud deer power.
Oh, Jesus.
Well, I mean, we could, we could make a raft.
I just don't think it's gonna go very fast.
Oh, no, I haven't really tried it out.
Make bridge.
You make the higher tier boat now?
Real?
Don't whack him dude.
He's got a club I've got PTSD guys. I'm sorry
This guy's in the meadows, by the way.
We have to play 12 and couldn't find any 10 for the entire time.
10 is next to water.
It's definitely next to rivers, and it might be next to the coast too, I'm not sure.
I thought that was flint? It's both.
Yeah, there's 10 next to the water too, see?
Do you see now?
Yeah, it has to be in the black forest, right?
Pretty sure.
Pretty sure.
I am not an expert.
I'm a drabaroni.
Yeah we can hit one more 10 node.
Yeah, I'm a bronie, yeah.
I wonder if there are still bronies.
There's at least one.
So you know, the boss altar is not in this section of the blackboards.
I know that.
Also I've interacted with like four of those things that turns the camera, the markers.
One of them pointed in this direction away from there, which tells me, I mean obviously
there are multiple altars, we know that.
Um, hey bear.
But the marker doing that also tells me...
10 points to the closest one.
I guess.
I don't know.
I don't know.
The question is, which one would be more annoying to get to?
This one... I mean, who am I building for in a long time, so it's just gonna take a
long time.
Let's check out that boat we can make.
The car.
Ooh.
I think we'll just take the boat.
I hope I have enough deer on it.
We have a bunch of ancient seats, or wherever the fuck those are.
I'm pretty sure I do have enough heroes.
I hate the rain.
Oh, here's the marker I think.
I was thinking of, I think.
Watch this.
Stay.
It's pointing in this direction and not that one.
Where the hell my house?
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He's still here?
What do you truly honestly expect?
What do you actually expect?
I don't know.
This guy's stupid.
Maybe he's dumb.
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we only 10 high as five
This is like... the shit's like beached there.
blood so out of shape
we're gone boar
we're done
Yeah, whatever. That's good enough.
No sign. Yeah.
All right, now let's get in there.
Let's get the shit we need for the boat.
After we make the cultivator.
I need core wood.
I think there's just five.
Get some nails.
Okay make the soil ready for planting.
Hold on.
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
Goddammit.
Did nails exist in biking times?
Probably.
Where do you want to plant this shit?
Bro, I don't even have 10 marigolds left.
I got more little fucking jobbers running at me to just calm the fuck down, dude.
meow meow meow meow meow
Yep, I get it, man
Not fucking rested, dude
Oh, I'm so so fucking moist right now
now. The Elden Storm Region champ says you are not prepared. Amps outlakes or something
I don't know...
The farm.
Looks good.
Okay, man, looks good.
Carrot.
And these things are tiny!
Oh, no, he doesn't know.
Did you guys...
You guys are gonna shoot helpers, but type FW this whole fucking time.
I don't know how to pick them up.
Needs more room to grow.
Well, we will pick the ones that don't need room and then let those grow, the ones that
do need her.
Let's make our boat.
Recipe.
30 fine wood, 10 deer high, 20 resin, okay hold on, 10 deer high, 20 resin, nails.
We're actually at the exact amount.
I didn't realize it makes 20 at a time.
Gucci?
All right.
Let's go put this bitch-ass boat down.
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all right.
This looks like Org, doesn't it?
Maybe it's a Moss.
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Stop.
Snapping.
What's happening?
Holy shit this is painful.
it bro you ever experienced real thing all right who cares how much would we get the
perfect amount all right this will be our landmark if we get lost the 10 wood
campfire should burn for a loooong time.
The one thing I'm worried about is this bitch gonna go away.
It seemed like it's moving.
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You know what we can do actually?
I could raise the ground as like a little buffer.
Right now I'm trying to push it behind the land.
Don't run here.
these motherfuckers better not break this shit man
Well, we serve this.
Well, why is there 20 of them?
It's not a raid though.
They're breaking all my shit.
f***ing 80's guys man
I'm running to these fences man.
This shaman can give me a wall by the way.
Jesus Christ, man.
The
rocks dude.
The worst part is this night time.
Perfect world save time.
These motherfuckers broke my fast man.
You fucking bastards!
Oh, yeah, it was good enough.
What else did they break?
Nothing.
They did whale on some stuff though.
You fucking bastards!
You have six cores.
So first, we make a portal here.
I'm pretty short no problem dude. I'll go get that.
No problemo bro.
Burnin' in here, meow, meow, meow.
Oh.
I got the fucking shield in my inventory again, it just never goes away, dude.
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this the type of farm you go missing on
I mean.
Do you want to know how to delete items?
Nice try, chatter.
You got me with this yesterday.
There is no way.
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fucking
helper found you are so fucking funny man
hehehehehe
dig a dump hole
How do I get out of the hole?
Hold it.
Hold it.
Hold it.
My wood.
Now.
I need one wood. One fine wood please.
eyes, two cores.
I keep trying to type in 10. You can't do that.
Let's see.
I'm gonna make it in here home
I got four cores, that's one less than I need to make another thing.
plant those berry bushes? Nope.
I guess the Black Forest boss before? No.
Next stream. That's what we're gonna be doing.
reminder I'm sorry one hour early tomorrow so that we can do a yield
epic sponsored stream it'll be two hours and then we resume playing the game that
I want to play
sweet
Is it in none of you guys have something in by the way?
I'm sure it's gonna be poggers truly
Freaking good night dude the freaking night. I'll see you at two tomorrow
Good night big ball though 42 and by laddie and your boy aggro any that's for seven