MOONMOON
[hardcore] world delete on death + map + default hardcore settings otherwise
09-24-2026 · 7h 15m
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address the bee every inch of what is explored on my map right now I'm
meticulously went through looking for these axes and it took me like six
hours to find both of the heads. In searching for the axes, we naturally came across many
buildings.
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the
death
of the long time, as
Six hours is unlucky.
Yeah.
base. I haven't gone into the black horse at all. I mean we live on the edge of one.
Build the first boss, build a base.
Holy.
Put on.
Put on.
Uh, Trolls out without going into the forest?
Yeah, they come to the edge of the forest.
I fought them around, me base.
we strike at the earth is GZ on my gym playlist no
And I'm pulling it out.
It's a very small black forest.
I can only trust that you didn't cheat, trust is forever broken.
Um, I didn't.
I'm telling you I didn't.
And I do not care if you believe me.
I hope this helps.
I'm gonna pull my city, I'm gonna pull my city, I'm gonna pull my city.
I rake headaches or something.
I was going to make a chimney, mine a little bit, I don't know how to do it, what if you
You missed the jump into your base?
It's OK, you're Spider-Man, so look at that.
The crib too.
Freaking long way of playing, freaking long way of playing.
What inspired this design choice back to Obamnium?
Hey, the letter A.
Oh, the rain's so loud.
So they've played six hours all fine to find the axes.
Six hours? It was like five or six hours of searching for the axes.
And then I played even more than that to do all of this
No
So get some coffee
Hello bird fuck. Thanks for tuning in. Nice name
You ever watch the fly? No
Soon as I hit the motherfucking ore dude.
So...
I think I'll ever do a TTS stream.
Texas speech? No. It was funny in, like, 2016.
Ten years ago.
What did I just break?
It's still funny?
Okay.
Whatever makes you happy.
I'm glad you're having fun.
Let's shoot the dead end over here.
Why is your pickaxe still up for when you had to dig around the base?
Because you don't get pickaxe skill when you don't mine or, I guess, like a stone thing.
It pissed me off.
Never hit any stone?
Nope.
Tonya Drac takes first seven.
Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh.
Yo Ankhni, you're three best friends on Twitch.
Young infant.
Cocks to that.
Ugly luck, thanks for subbing.
Pretty soon your headphones are gonna be cooking your bald scalp.
accepted that you forgot mr. force that guy asked for three why man
Why don't we make a chimney?
Go away.
Can you role play some Valheim accent?
Like I totally can't believe this is happening.
I don't even remember how Valorflare sound.
I'm literally on the point.
I'm literally on the point right now.
Team is dog shit useless.
Dog water.
It's bounder into a worse game ever made.
No.
Alright, let's see if we can do this.
They're making out, by the way.
I mean, that goes all the way though.
with this asshole playoff line I did I'll tell you what if I die again and we go again
I'm going to do the meadows all over and on the stream.
I just realized why this doesn't work.
Why is this not snapping?
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in here.
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death
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death
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death
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death
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death
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My word
That's good
three
three
three
three
They really loop this guy going, oh, in the back room.
Yeah, it's hype.
Alright.
of
of
the
death
of
the
I'm gonna save the slur in this song.
I like easy
You know who I do like
We're gonna stay.
and
I think he blew his ass off dude.
I can't type.
I gotta make a shield.
of
Oh, come here.
really a break in if I want to go out
of
That's enough.
That is enough.
I've had enough.
Whoa, it ain't my jump.
The crib.
To.
Resident Evil.
To.
Why is your village look like a tribe in the middle of it?
Because that's what it is.
Okay, I'm not even going to read it.
Got it.
Shmoney.
Matillos is gold.
Shmoney!
My pillows is gold.
You know what it is!
Every spliff I roll!
I roll it big!
I guess we'll upgrade to hood.
Actually, I think we save for the cape.
Yes.
What hockey do I use for transferring things?
I hold E.
The whole of E.
Let's go find a crypt.
E, er, cobalt, thanks for 7.
Yeah, you don't get pickaxe going there destroying the terrain without yielding any resources.
Oh yeah, we do still have stuff on the ground.
What I want to know is, if you go low enough anywhere, is there just water?
Or is it part of the ocean here?
I got so pissed when I hit the water table.
So I thought I was going to make it impossible for me to make a moat that was deep enough.
What's this character's name?
a math guy. He's the math guy. He talked about death 4. The one where I got shot through
the wall. What's there to say, except nude down?
I heard something.
Something evil!
Santa Claus, thanks for 7.
TB222, thanks for 7.
Well, you consider hard difficulty and sets you don't have to bow cheese every hard mob?
Me when I'm stupid as fuck and incapable of making an engaging chat comment?
Hmm, I think I'll add the word cheese or cuck to it
Do your roll cheesing stop rolling dude
Do your run cheesing stop should have fucked up
the
wall
and stop breathing cheese and just stop
the bubble bubble one
Guess like my, uh, chimney?
Who built these homes, they're too nice.
Okay, first of all, they're not.
But also me.
I did.
I did!
I can explain why you always undercut your weapons completely instead of holstering them
when running.
If you had to guess why I do that, why do you think it is?
What's the holster, bud?
R?
Bro, hold on.
It actually takes longer to holster it than to just remove it, by the way.
This is the whole story. This is how long it slows me down.
Alright. Next one, Trader. That's why I do it, by the way.
web. Um,
gotta move me food chest, bro.
Looking really subelately. Thanks.
We need scared hoe. We need scared hoe. No good.
No good.
It's not throwing rocks.
The burn rocks at me base.
That's really as the mini map has like a little danger sign.
What's up, bitch?
Hi-yaa!
So I I've found that there's like a way for them to get up over here I'm kind of
okay with that
Hey buddy!
Now we hit him with the old, uh,
while we're run cheesing.
Alright, I'm jump cheesing now.
Boat cheesing.
Unequipped cheesing.
Weed scared hoe.
Uh oh.
We're gonna do something about that, I think.
No running, he's running.
Get your ass back here.
So.
Hey Rain, and then it's stock rain!
I'm left foot cheesing.
Look at that.
Wee scare hoe.
Boom.
Dubbase.
Yep.
You guys like my workshop?
There's nothing in it.
But if there was something in it.
That's what it would look like.
We need scared hoe.
We need scared hoe.
No, we need scared hoe.
Yup.
It ain't easy.
haven't constructed the crib too. Some say even the gods themselves are jealous. I don't
blame them. I needn't be buffed. The Fuda guy takes for 75 months, I say.
How does one become the foodie guy?
Boom.
Santa Claus, thanks for your service.
Zidane Koketsu, thanks for subbing Dark Brian and Keister Grave and Louis FX, thanks for subbing.
into the dark forest. Word is exclusively raiding. This ain't the black forest.
You guys have no idea how long I looked for this man and this shit was literally next door to me, dude
You actually have no fucking idea how long I was looking for this
Every single pretty much every single part of this map. I painstakingly rant like I was I was going
I ran back and forth across this shit like 30 to 40 fucking times looking for this
Run level we're sitting at almost 40 right now what item was it it was it was the part of the
Early axes that I needed that I did not have.
Well, into the moat you go. See you.
Wowzer.
Are the bees happy?
The other happy to be here.
Add to crib dot dot dot two.
Yeah, there's more to this.
I can't believe that shit, dude.
It's so annoying, actually.
Unbelievable.
I would have never thought to check over here because I was like,
all right, I'm not going to go into the bike courses.
I don't really need to.
Yeah.
Surprise.
It was like a weird meeting of biomes where there was some house,
somehow a house squeeze there.
Like, bro.
Come along, buddy.
We ain't scared at all.
Excuse me.
I'm scared.
You never found a second head in your world?
I would say...
I mean, I think they're worth it.
Oh, I don't know, it's a...
Oh, there.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Take that!
I wonder if I can like run around this guy and confound him that way.
Yeah, I got a troll fee dude.
I hit spacebar.
I don't like what just happened.
Why did that happen?
We ain't scared, hoe.
Or all of your dead characters parting with Charlie Kirk at Ball Hall.
I mean, that's himself.
We're like partying adjacent to one another.
Hey, I have enough.
Wahoo!
I'm blue da boo dee da boo daaayy
da boo dee da boo daaayy
da boo dee da boo daaayy
You fool
Okay
I'm sneaky my co-worker saying that song today when the outhouse splash blue shit up his ass
That is so vile, dude
That's cancer
true story I believe you I feel sorry for that guy one time I went into a
Porto potty and the urinal section there were six individual empty like tiny
little shooters of vodka like a little tiny little bottles they have making it
impossible to piss in the urinal, dude. Which I thought was pretty fucked up.
Because then I had to piss in the poof hole.
I did not wish to do that.
Bro, there's more bees over here.
here, man, man, in before acts, in before the copper acts of, in before the copper acts
set in before the copyrights said
They're side by side
That's so unreal dude, they're like literally like right here. Oh
Oh man.
So much effort dude.
Golf match six for seven.
I can't tell if that's a normal bear.
It's a normal bear.
I wish I had a better way of killing these guys.
I'm afraid that fight is going to come.
fuck was that doors?
stop
of
Wowzers.
I need your nombics for 7. Nice hair spoiler. Thanks, I pushed it up myself.
Crypt.
Which one of you motherfuckers is shooting?
stupid boners
Crips
There's a shooter somewhere.
Besides for control too, why do you keep asking me that?
Oh, I don't need you.
Well, no, and I will never be excited for it.
You may now stop asking me.
Oh, here fucking ghost.
But the same combat system as the MC file?
I didn't mind the combat system with the MC file.
I mean, it was okay.
After honestly I forgot what my gripe was with that game, from being TBH.
There's that one character.
guy? Bookman? Hey, there they go. That sucked. Um... Bookman? No, what do we drop here?
So many feathers in there.
It's fucking dark as hell.
And I'm getting scared.
We only need one more core.
Tubig and smelting stuff.
Yippee!
I'm gonna hit stuff through the wall with my big mace.
Fuck you.
Let's see this door too.
What were you doing back here, bud?
Hey man, I don't, I know this is like a really long lineup attack.
That's all I know
Apparently don't do shit
That's 80 gold we could drop the pickaxe get two more base actually
I ain't got no fucking inventory space, bruh.
dodge. Oh, hey man. What's up? No, I don't think so.
I brought hammered sheep to make, but I upgraded it.
This hammer has been with me since day one.
This wall is gonna break.
Or the door.
What am I hitting? I'm hitting like five different things right now.
What's up lads?
Why?
Of course, dude.
How is this shit so alive?
Can I get a break, please?
the
the archer was solid
Alright, peace out man. Whatever is back here, I don't want, man. See ya.
Okay, I'm out.
get square up from there.
Bro.
There it's just no way.
Oh my god.
We ain't ever coming back in this vision.
Hell no, dear.
Dude, if I'd stayed and committed to that spawner, there exists the possibility that
that one-star archer skeleton just shoots me without me realizing I'd die.
I'm good. I'm good.
Oh, good.
That is all- that is just who I wish to see.
Lag.
Oh, it's a one-star too. Isn't that nice?
How is it possible that spawner spawns so many one-star monsters?
of
the
21 carats seeds
Oh yeah, I got another B.
I've got so many B-Hives.
I do not need this many B-Hives.
But we'll drop this shit.
Fuck it dude.
What?
Okay.
Are you happy now?
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
of
Oh, wow.
Yup.
That's just how it would be, man.
Bam, bam, bleew!
Where are we gonna put our smelter?
I don't have any wood.
Why building beehives like this?
Because I hate them and I don't want them to produce honey.
There's the idle island.
Right there.
Ectoplasm.
Uh...
Man, fuck that crypt, dude.
H.
This shit ain't low room bros.
Okay.
We can make a portal now.
Tell me I got more than that bro.
Oh wait. Hold on.
We got Mucho more than that.
Yeah, I know about hitting him with a big axel or...
I just don't want to.
Order two.
Home.
this shit so unorganized yeah maybe your tiny little pea brain bitch why don't you
watch your flugging now
We just need 20, 10, although we will probably find more than that.
The great search begins.
Zyde Airpix for 7.
We get the buff.
Drag Thanks for Subbot. Is your end really sterile? I don't know. Just trying.
Zulkiki, thanks for subbotin' says Yo Moon. My edible is kicking in. Can you do the Yoda voice please?
500 milligrams I've got.
500 Milligrants. Melt my brain, I must.
Alright, where we going? Crush my cock with a rock, I must. Maximum pain I must endure.
Okay, here we go.
I wish I could have him say Obamno too. That would be so cool.
It's over.
Hey!
Two hundo!
Big one.
You got a club, boys.
When I was building this base, there was a bear standing right here unmoving, watching
me build my base.
Okay, I rolled way too early for that.
That's better.
Okay, turning?
Kinda devious?
of
all body
of
I should move this ship.
Over here.
What you think fella?
I need bone.
One bone fragment.
I need two bone.
I don't know if we have the next, uh, oh wait, hang on.
Nah, let's just go find more probes.
Howdy, where the hell?
No.
now
do a blinker for two galaxies
Where you got me on that?
Oh, that's another money pile.
Money, money, money!
Moog can actually build a decent crib.
I don't know why you guys think this is decent.
I don't think this is good.
I'm out of wood.
just being nice. Okay. Understood. Never had a turkey cheese bale mustard
Sandow I've had a Japanese style egg
Sandow that shit was garbage
Fucking sugary ass bread dude
Fix the door it is fixed these are my
murder holes. Do you like Valheim? I like Valheim. I do. I'm assuming this ends over
here so let's go somewhere else did you expect to like it? Swamp.
Yeah, but I'll offer everyone launches. Yeah, I've been thinking about that. I don't think
I don't think I'm going to do a class restricted guild.
Why not?
Income restricted guild.
isn't this stupid ass idea I'll tell you I'll tell you why okay and this is the
okay so we would be doing Horde PBB right and you know like the Olympus
Zerg is going to be huge.
Originally, I wanted to do
Druid only or rogue only.
And those two classes do not lend themselves to Zerg PvP, so.
It would be it would actually be terrible.
However, it would be sweet in like, non-Zerg world, if you think.
Do you think Blizzard should ban that idiot?
Who has been gold?
I don't give a fuck what Blizzard does, I'm gonna tell you right now.
No offense to any loyal Olympusers in chat, but it's gonna make for very funny dopamine
rushes with me and the boys to slide on them occasionally on stream.
They went PvE? Wait, really?
Lord Olympus's PB.
Oh.
Oh yeah, anyway.
What the fuck were we talking about?
There's adds that already auto block Olympus players.
I mean, yeah.
of the way you expect
to move
to
not quite the same like in the realm of like people being annoying about only
best
not nearly not nearly
Yeah, I thought a slur dogs have been that that while forever alliance I
I'm a PvP.
It's kind of... god damn.
It's like Beyblade.
Lighten it real.
Oh, it looks like a spear, I bet.
Let's Beyblade!
Why is it...
Spear is the best weapon in the game. I really like the spear, but it does not do much damage.
People are such posties man, as in just playing wow, wham, shut the fuck up.
I mean, I agree with you, bro. I agree with you, man.
I do think... I also think wild players are posties.
Yeah, I also agree.
Including you.
No, I'm a casual wild player, there's a difference.
My original plan was to do a druid only build, which would have been cool.
because everyone would have teleport moon glading, we would have our own guild dude, the guild house.
But...
Yeah, I don't know.
Lame furry glass.
You're laying here.
Where the hell am I?
I might just let you guys play whatever you want.
Honestly, there's, like...
Like, for example, there's that shit with the mage where they, like, do the scrolls or whatever.
I'm fine with that.
It would be annoying not to have the ability to, like, do stuff like that.
We'll kind of troll we got big lad
No!
the off of my house
NOOO
okay
oh my
oh my god
the sins are blind
I
Don't run the water bro
Nick watch out
My guess.
That's a tree, bro.
That's better. That's better. That's better. That's on me. That's on me, bro. That's on
There's our meat! There's our meat!
So strong.
Now you know.
Now you know why we shoot them with the bow.
Mama Mia!
Farewell world.
Hello, New World.
What's our seed, boys?
Deep throat. Nice.
Nice.
World name.
Ay-ay-ay!
I like Valheim.
All that off stream prep, dude?
They can come.
What can you do bros?
What can you do?
I'll be right back, one sec.
Yes, Milo.
I don't know what to do with this.
I don't know what to do with this.
Gamer!
I don't know how to fight those things in melee, man, I'm gonna be honest.
I was animation locked because of the second attack on the axe, as I couldn't even roll.
I was spamming roll.
I can't carry that either.
I think I forgot to turn the map on.
Hang on.
I'm learning about damage types.
Yeah, I know that it takes more damage.
Okay, first of all, my...
My, uh...
My axes do more damage than the Flint spear, I guess that guy.
So unless there is a situation where you sure yeah I'm sure unless there's a
situation where it gets staggered faster by weakness then I'm not sure
What?
The boss is right here.
Wow.
I need a fucking mushroom, mate.
Unbelievable.
Bitslap.
Gigabit slap of hell.
My base, man.
Me fuckin' base, bro.
I need two stone. I need much room. Oh god. Come on guys.
Okay.
Well, we just, we just don't fuck with those, those NPCs that, like, they're getting glocked
down every time. Holy. I didn't think it would one shot me.
Let's walk around the coast.
What can you freaking do, man?
Noob down.
Come here fellas.
Why is there so many of you?
for five minutes and you die. Fish, no! I got him.
You're free now.
go on, swim away
come on man
Well, maybe we'll get like a cool seed, you know what I mean?
What if we generated the super continent?
Holy.
What's this guy's name?
I got no wood.
BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM!
Still even Big Bang or Pangria?
What's the world name?
Deepthroat. No, that's the seed.
Mizo-Histon-Silent Actix for sale.
Pangria.
Puzzle to Sangria.
Be.
I don't need these stones.
What sort of things can you do with your new Moon Moon subscription?
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of
I don't know if I can hit this thing, if I can.
Let's go!
I'm home. I need a spear. Oh, we need leather for the spear.
home
home
to
the
the
letters
to
the
the
oh okay kind of cringe we got to find a bore
oh need me spear bro
Let I buy in Steam NTR week?
Is that a real thing?
You're telling me it's called Steam NTR Week.
Boar.
We want to spear so we can be killing bears often as we can.
I think it's only two leather first bearing on living let die
I
Me when I'm British oh
Mom did you make the beans today? Yeah, what do you say?
fuck bitch
nice shit I didn't make that
This is not my house.
I appropriated this house.
Um...
Do I have anything I need to leave here?
really good at the first parley they call him the meadows master
Uh, boom, boom, boom.
You fucking bastard.
Oh, good.
Nice.
I got him, I got him.
oh my food's burned that's cool
come on man unless you're a pig
leave my home and never return
I don't want to go too far.
The class you playing had monsters of memories?
I don't know.
I don't know, man.
Probably a cool one.
For epic guys.
Don't crush me.
Get off of my house.
Yeah, it ain't much, but someone's got to do it.
Someone's gonna be me guitar solo
Let's upgrade our spear
Oh wait
Hey, we're doing good
yep everything's going according to plan that death according to plan
There's still deer over here.
Affirmative.
Deer spotted.
I
Yaw
Don't run you coward
Oh, I see you.
What do you think, Spurgod 7?
Real beef?
Are we as much flint as we can get?
Oh, I do not wish to be here.
Yep, idiot.
Let's go take a little naparoo.
You see some biryani?
Is that cheese?
What's that?
Mayo Sun or mustard daughter?
your daughter.
Deer detected.
Oh hell.
We're all the boring.
Curry is cooked with rice already mixed in.
Haven't had an Indian food in a while.
That's a good dough.
Mmm.
I'm not going to be looking for the axes.
I am looking for these though.
Mushroom, mushroom, you guys remember?
Ooh, that's a meme- meme-er!
Where are you?
Reveal that self demon.
Hi-yah!
Oh fog, nice. That'll help exploration. Gappa.
I can't see.
They kind of sound like dogs, the deer?
It saw me.
I didn't see it though, because of the fog.
rare deer spotted now the key to hunting she must be patient wait and then you go for
to kill.
You think they'll be playing 2010 memes in nursing homes when molestant millennials get
old to comfort them?
Dude neon cat comes on?
The cafeteria goes nuts.
We're the boring, man!
Where there's one, there's multiple.
House located.
There ain't shit in here.
Be wary, adventurers, for we come upon the Black Forest.
Oh, flug.
it would be cool if I could see it would be cool if everything wasn't free
whatever dude I'm here for my flinch
let's keep running along the coast
chat what's the cozy emotes as a first-time chatter ass seven
of
the was the one where he's got the maracas
did why I cannot say they didn't even die
get your ass back here
the fog's gonna go away dude and it's gonna be a little and then we'll be able
to see everything
What that was on me what
Hello?
Who's there?
This guy couldn't hit a border, save his life!
Hello?
Hello!
Day 2 fog, classic.
Aw, I cannot see shit.
How do you know I'm here?
what's in the box trash poop garbage even
I hear B. I want to run over here first.
But you can hit that deer from here.
smoke them.
meh meh meh meh
Don't run, it's safe over here.
Kappa.
Lag.
Spenny Jalex for 7.
stink cloud
Be wary gentlemen
Bear located any space every
Why?
And my rest above about to wear out, all right.
It's okay, we lost them.
Yep.
I was a cobbler before I got sent to purgatory.
Yep.
Mm-hmm.
The legendary all day fog, by the way.
Oh my god.
One.
No!
You bitch!
I
Gotta go over here anyway, actually I
See you
Taking a little bath, eh?
No problem.
I think I hear a troll.
My arch nemesis.
I do not fuck with trolls.
Do not troll in the chat.
The long peninsula.
Restarted?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Last scene was just too easy man.
You know what it is, you know what it is.
The fog clears.
That's fair, that's fair.
Now the other one is pissed.
Alright.
Nooooo!
Are we looking out of house?
No I didn't, because I didn't see it.
Because of the fog.
Great.
Got it.
Got it!
I'm fully hunched over right now.
It's empty.
That swag.
i like when they're empty
boars detected
giga boar detected
i'm a digger dad
bro
guys
don't panic, it really is fine
don't panic
hiya yaaay
hiya yaaay
Let's see how you navigate around this.
I'm a motherfucker, dude.
Guys, leave me alone.
Alright, that one ran back.
I fucking miss.
Do not hit me with a stone, you fucking bastard.
Bro hit the guy man
Mama Mia
And everything worked out in the end for the main character and hero.
And
The big block
You feel bad they have to serve or feel determined
I don't really... I don't really feel bad.
I do feel determined.
Why not?
Get faster every time.
You just gotta believe.
What are you aiming at?
Oh, see you later.
Skeleton with a gun.
There we go!
Oh.
Alright, we got some food!
I love breathing in campfire smoke.
I need fucking wood and I don't got that.
Let's chop some wood in a moment.
Where are you aiming at?
Where are you aiming at?
Me food!
We love the meadows.
I'd rather be nowhere else.
This is my block.
Oh
Wahoo
All right, I
I got food in my inventory.
I need a little wood.
Passing over creamery for seven.
or one trillion year.
Yeah.
Shopping some wood, man.
What I like on my sandwich, me.
Oh, that's simple.
I go Turkey.
Cheese.
man is
mustard
oh yeah
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you, everyone.
Welcome back to the show, everyone.
Thank you.
I need some more wood.
Oh, no!
Chop-Chee or Billy-Chee?
Well, they put ketchup on chop-cheese, I'm pretty sure.
Which is vile.
New Yorkers really be like, yep.
Greatest city in the world.
Yep.
NYC has shit pizza too.
Dude.
Shut your bitch ass up.
You probably like Detroit style pizza.
You like asteroid, dude.
It's not the same.
It's not the same.
Uh, okay.
I'm sorry Detroit style pizza, bitch.
I don't want to eat my pizza with a knife.
Does that chill?
Butter cupcakes for some.
Wrong style pizza.
I don't know.
And I don't care.
question. Where's the hide or leather? I need a wee bit more, a wee bit more wood, bro.
Detroit needs a with a spoon. What style you like? New York, baby. Dirt! Dirt! Yup.
the other one go right here this is not a free it's a lot is a question Thursday already
I mean...
No.
I think Domino's Pizza is the least.
Nope.
I don't like Domino's.
I don't like any fast food pizza.
Anymore.
Thomas is my favorite shitty fast food.
Whenever I get pizza from a fast food place now, I just get like breadsticks and marinara
sauce.
I'm a fucking loser.
Uh, boom, boom, give me that, boom, boom, boom, let's get the hell out of here.
Spotted
Why is Papa John sauce so damn sweet I mean it's like that
Pizza too man, that's just sweet on him. I don't like
Secret ingredient sugar
Wow Wow
Wow
I need what you got
Wow
It begins a journey to the unknown.
What's my favorite Lance's sandwich cracker flavor? Never had that.
The fuck, who the fuck is that?
Nekot Wafers English only in the chat please.
I'm starting to get angry.
It's over.
What's the strategy for this run?
My strategy right now is to not get hit by anything.
We'll see if that holds fast.
My strategy? Dodge everything.
We've been trying different weapons.
I mean, it's not really a wide selector.
Oh smoke them smoke them
I'm rich
and
be detected
and
Yep. Mm-hmm. Yep.
I'm not even hitting it right now.
I'm here now and now I'm gone.
How come it crunches when it eats the honey?
That doesn't make sense.
House located.
I think we've been in this one, maybe.
Giga deer located.
There ain't shit in here, champ.
You ever had honeycombs this cereal?
Yeah, that was one of my favorites.
Oh, I used to love cereal, but now when I eat milk, my body is like, you should not
have done that.
Do you like indigestion?
Twist of lactose free?
No.
I quit- I quit cereal cold turkey, dude.
Why would I ever return?
Get mulk?
That just sounds gross.
I assume we've seen this house as well or been there maybe
Mulk
Mokey hmm I think we have been in here I remember I remember going on this one
Twas empty.
Cabo.
Don't run.
Ow!
Smoked him in the head by the way.
These little houses never seem to have anything in them, but I think it's supposed to be like
get chicken cooped or needs down any wood
They do with quality of life mods.
Ooh, I hope it has a legendary blade for me in here.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, wow!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, wow!
Fill the bench next to it and break it for all the fast wood.
No, I like to have nature... nature's natural beauty maintained.
I'm a preservationist.
The natural beauty of man-made structures.
They're called ruins.
un-cultured troglodyte.
Parish.
What do we got? Wahoo!
They're called Ruins, Mom!
Name three things more paugers than the meadows, dude.
Just chill.
Just chill, I have mine.
Ah, damn.
I'm almost confident I've been in here, but I'm going to check again.
Yep.
Nice one, idiot.
Top ten meadow smoke spots.
Yeah.
Village detected.
This is definitely like number nine easy, bro.
Hey, y'all!
We're all their belongings.
How did I one-shot the boar?
It didn't attack me, so I did sneak attack.
Something of a acquired viking skill?
I think the spear against the troll would have been better, because I don't think I would have committed to more than one attack, but the axes, they inspired some hubris.
Just parry the troll.
You can't.
Not on this difficulty, you can't.
Bronze shield easy.
I tried with the bronze shield.
did not work.
Farm block skill up to 50.
I mean I'm not doubting that that is a good thing to do, however, what's our pull arm
skill. I don't know. Even at 50 it's probably not enough with the bronze.
He only killed you by 3 damage.
The troll?
Are you sure he didn't just hit me for all of my HG?
Some I'm thinking that's probably what happened.
The Crypt.
The Skellington.
Level 1.
Skellington with gun.
Oh, see you later.
Sort of a whole genome sequencing kit. Do you really think they are going to clone me?
Yeah, man.
I believe in you.
Why wouldn't they clone a specimen like yourself?
It's a win-win.
Let's keep going this way.
specimen. Fuck off dude. Come back. Yep, nice. Which is already harvesting my data to create
AI moon moon
Can't replicate the real thing baby AI moon moon rolls that troll slab
Fuck
I just beat that things ass, bro
No chest?
Kappa?
As far as the eye can see, meadow.
Or did AI Moon Moon take 25 minute shipwrecks?
Maybe.
You don't know that?
Fuck is this?
Chicken.
I wonder if chickens have any kind of food that they can't eat, otherwise they die.
Like in the wild.
Can they eat an onion?
chickens. Oh, don't be so sure about that.
You don't know that.
It's getting kind of dark.
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, how much wood do we got?
Who, none.
Nice.
Who hired this guy?
the
payment I have a watch in a while and nice style you look like my youth pastor that I
watch videos together with with a glass of wine that's fucking that's awesome man
hell yeah dude proc on
excuse me I don't have still okay man all right
what can we get rid of by this
Oh, I cannot fucking say you're telling me in this field of rocks there are no spare stones, dude
one
To
3, 4, 5.
It's a fucking shaman up there, dude.
Where was this house?
This is the shitty one.
Located.
Hey, there were ten of rocks around the house that they couldn't see.
Now I need a workbench, which I can't make because I ain't got the wood.
be looking bonus help I can definitely tell you lost several pounds almost lost
20 pounds
well here we go
there's literally six of them
and a shot man fuck this dude
Sorry, I was trying to catch my chat back up.
Yeah!
I think I'm going to get a little bit closer to that one, but I think I'm going to get
a little bit closer to that one.
to 120 pounds. No, 20. Nice stutter. I don't know, man. Maybe maybe just maybe the words
just ain't coming out the way they should. Dude, I don't want to run all the way back.
That's fine, that's fine actually.
The red button I do makes for 7.
No rested buff.
Dude, I can't believe a pack of 8 grade warbs in one shum and spawn directly behind my house.
Why would they do that?
Oh!
Have I actually been working out?
I've actually been working out yeah I do this crazy workout I like to call walking quickly
I've heard of quick walking before.
It's a style of exercise I invented for fat pieces of shit.
Basically, you just walk really fast.
A lot of people like to count their steps, but I'm about to tell you something crazy
Okay, we don't we don't count steps. We count steps per second. Okay
Some of the most powerful quick steppers can do five steps a second, okay
How many steps you got in you
I'm at three steps per second. I'm a journeyman.
That would be that.
How the bee is doing?
of Japanese Walker. Is that like skipping? Shatter said no, that's game walking. It's
It's like a step into this skip, I thought. I've heard of this.
I thought.
You want that reddit? True Tide.
I'm not taking any drugs for my incredible weight loss.
Sheer force of will.
Alright.
Okay, alright, we got it.
You need to get on this new trend of Chinese walking.
What's up with that?
the beans.
Mew meew meew!
Mew meew meew!
door
and running japanese walking is called fart lec
pronounce part like okay
what else
can you tell me
Do you think there's any trans-racial people in chat trying to be Chinese?
Uh-huh.
I, however, am Chinese.
Welcome to the stream.
What was the cause of the last death?
I committed to a second swing in melee range of a troll.
fucking mistake. Literally what's the point of you remaining here? You would barely look
different. I think it looks good. Watch this. Watch this. Look at this gamer here. Second
it couldn't move
You're wrong about that. No, I think it looks good
I'm kind of cultivating my own style you know I mean
Like you go to your barbery look at the magazine you're like, oh, I want this one. Oh give this one to me, please
Me I'm gonna do me
Or do we make certain a million subs?
Fuck.
You look really good.
You will look really good bald, by the way.
Look, there's...
In a sea of bald white guys that wear glasses and are fat, I will be the bald-ing guy.
Okay.
I'll be right back, one sec.
Yes, my lord.
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
the
in the red button of doom and sewer air Mr Anderson Eric solid triple kill
Thanks for 7.
Window made in Yenakoo.
Sir Boulder and KSJ.
Thanks for 7.
Obama.
Don't you worry about your own airline, little gup.
My Rusty Spoonix we're giving a 10,000 subs.
Oh.
What size of rod are you on now?
What, sounding rod?
One.
and
and
and
and
and
I wonder if we should be doing
east to west or north to south
take that no one
Quick, get in there and rob them.
Oh, yeah.
Fight, fight, fight.
Good work.
No north sound.
My sponsored by Columbia?
The country?
Yeah.
Now
Yeah hashtag visit Columbia everyone it's a beautiful country
House I
I think we've been in this one.
Maybe I should be marking them off, dude.
That's two marks.
I have not been in here yet.
House.
What do you think they named their clothing brand after country bros?
The clothing brand came first.
I don't know, that doesn't seem very likely.
Smoked him.
Jomanthix for 7th. Hey, we were just talking about you, dude.
Was it good or bad?
I said we don't fuck with you anymore.
Rather everyone else didn't I was like why dude?
That guy's chill as fuck.
He's cool a hell.
I think you guys are being unfair.
And bigoted.
and everyone was like yeah we don't care that we're being bigoted I was like whoa
not chill
I'm hearing some bees
How long does that shit last, man?
Dude, fuck off.
How do you miss?
How can you miss dude?
Let's run along the coast.
What game are you gonna play after you beat this in a year?
I'm gonna beat this in a week.
This game's easy, aw hell.
What's the objective?
I'm looking for the other axe head right now.
Now I know I said I would never do that again.
This is also giving us time to collect feathers and bucket, deer shit and bucket.
Motherfuckin' blint.
Raspberries.
Does this game have micro transactions?
Yeah.
And now you say raspberry.
I say it how it's written, dude, and you're mad.
I hate that you don't pronounce it correctly, bitch.
Why'd you mod a map into the game?
I'm a pussy.
Yeah, head.
Don't run.
I wish to disrespect my ancestors by navigating with a UI.
What did they ever do for me bro?
They pulled up the long, the long boat behind them.
Hmm, hmm, hmm.
We're looking for like birds and fucking flint yonk
It would have had we've reached the end fellas
up
a
one day we're gonna have a vote again for us
How do you miss that?
Whoop, hello?
Bird detected.
knocking arrow smoked him.
Yup, you like that?
Bird detected.
We got to find another house staff.
The knight is upon us.
Thoughts on thoughts on patterns?
They're awesome.
I'm not standing. I'm not even resting.
Bro.
Who's your favorite chatter? I don't know. Tell me a joke.
789.
Two hunters meet, both are dead.
I think I don't get that.
It's SnakebitterGuy's Enus, it's not a joke.
It's a current event.
BurbleBurgler makes for seven.
Do we keep running along the coast?
Fuck it.
house.
That is the free of my house.
When you're fast walking, there's the spoiler in the back of your head making you go faster.
My hair billows out.
Like a model.
But I know this is a reality you're not willing to accept.
Yep.
Perfect.
Goddamn it.
God damn it.
Good. Enough.
Ever watched TaxiCab Confessions on HBO? Didn't have HBO.
of
of
the
house
Nooo.
swimming? Thanks for 7.
Next house? We're gonna find it dude. Just wait.
This doesn't count.
This is not a house.
It is a tower.
Look how far we've come.
Start going up and down.
That's in the new Hollow Alive debut, especially the girl with the physics PhD.
I'm glad you got something that makes you happy, bro.
Good for you.
It's my target weight.
Less than 200.
Impossible, no.
How tall am I 6'2"?
What about you bro?
You in the tall boys club like me?
Well, this thing has a full roof, almost.
Same 6-2.
Nice, nice.
Yep.
Sometimes it feels like this world wasn't made for us tall guys.
Mazidong was also 6-2.
Yeah, I've heard that.
The glorious leader cuts a daunting visage, that much is for certain.
chest is it loads gun for no part no
particular reason. Whoa. This shit seems kind of low to the ground, don't it? Hmm, don't
like that. Houses. That's a big house, damn. Beehive.
And this bill is big af bruh.
What you got?
Nice dude, nice.
Everyone loves that.
I don't know if I got the uh, thing.
chest. chest.
I missed the bee from the house before.
Oh.
Why going back for that shit?
Hell no!
That's a Nashville hot chicken.
It's okay.
I've had it.
For my grocery store.
It wasn't okay.
It was dusty.
Show it dusty, bruh.
Let's fill this in real quick.
You look dusty.
Rest assured.
I am.
I carry an aura of sawdust.
I cast aura of sawdust.
Yup.
Fuck you.
What would my curse technique be?
I mean I guess it could literally be anything, right, because there's that guy who had like
Posted notes or whatever.
Saruman.
No.
Think about curse techniques and JJK.
It's always like, this is like, this is a very,
Very powerful technique that can instantly kill you, rinse and repeat.
Come on, bro.
Give me something to work with.
I thought you hated anime?
Haven't you ever heard No Thigh Enemy?
I almost ran past this.
Hiya!
Fringe.
I think every Viking has this exact experience.
Fuck you.
Go guys remember when I caught that fish?
World Record.
World record fish catch.
I know you guys are going to say no though, so real fucking original by the way.
Real original dude.
Just got back from Valhalla and no one knew who you were there.
Oh, tons of people know me in Valhalla.
I've sent multiple incarnations of myself up there.
House.
House.
House.
Why am I not resting?
of
all
of
of
cool story begin but we can can we get an L classical why that big of a day
in the chat
what do you think boys
Oh, it's fit with a dick in the chat, dude.
Holy...
They said he wasn't real, and that he couldn't hurt me.
No way.
Ha ha.
Why does it say you have five deaths?
I got bad news, man.
What does PB mean?
It means peanut butter.
And it's one half of a peanut butter and jelly,
although me personally, I don't really like jelly.
So I normally go PB.
Alone? Maybe with some salt and vineys on that bitch?
There's some salt and vineys on that bitch!
That's disgusting.
What's wrong? Can't handle a little spice?
Honestly pathetic.
Too spicy for you, chatters?
Yeah.
How'd I get fat off of wretched shit like that?
Don't get it twisted.
The convenience of fast food delivery...
and food in general, made me fat.
Bro, I'd be ripped if I was only eating PB and Vinny's.
Okay, being bin.
You be skinnin' bones?
No, I'd be swole.
Capital S.
Try seven beers a night.
Ever tell you guys that the way that I knew I had finally gotten old was that I enjoyed
the taste of beer?
Like that shit when you were 20?
That means you're a reincarnation of, like, you guys watch It's Always Sunny?
What was the name of the guy they tried to get to go to their bar with the burn face?
It was...
Oh, man.
No, it wasn't Cricket.
It was a new episode, and it was not Cricket.
Yeah, it was Longwood, something Longwood, it was like, it was a very manly name.
Your Dirk Longwood.
He used to work in a steel mill in the 50s, dude.
What's manly about Longwood?
You wouldn't know.
So do not trouble yourself
You like long wood now I like fine wood and core woods regular woods chill
My feet are fucking heavy as shit man holy fuck.
Why this guy always stomping.
detected. They say this is where the great Dirk Longwood used to live.
he died. A terrible death. Time to pass the time. Portable base go. You know what?
I did not mark my first base no I did it passed me so fuckers holy shit
No, shoutouts pass to me.
Hey, what's good?
Not much, man. Thank you, dude. No fucking problem, bro.
What happened to that base with the giant moat?
It's in the ether now.
I've got a sad story to tell you, Chad.
I fear
that it no longer exists.
No!
Are they rumbling, dude?
I don't want to be here.
What if I quickly hit him with the old rob- rob-ski though?
There's no chest.
Oh no!
He fucking blocked me, dude!
Oh no!
He fucking blocked me, dude!
Oh no!
Rose, I don't want to make you panic or anything, though.
There are many skeletons directly behind us.
Many skeletons.
Wish death upon me.
What man?
man. New village. I don't know if I've ever found this axe head in a village. Maybe. I
I hate you, man.
You're a fuckin' bitch.
Many men.
Wish to suck my D.
Many men.
Accents can't be in villagers.
That's okay, because you wanna know what?
It's here right now.
be
in
Before you shoot him, we will say that I used my progression question on that.
in front of the hail of gunfire.
Yeah, I'm saving him!
I'm saving him!
I'm not gonna die.
Very Jesus-like, dude.
Thanks.
Thank you.
Well, let's start right about here.
This shitty structure, hate these.
I think there could be like barrels here, I think that's why.
But I don't think they have anything cool in them.
Well, done quite a bit of searching so far.
Target spotted.
It's not dead dude be careful
I'm flugging dying dude
no chest? Fuck you.
You guys remember when I saved that chatter?
Who? His name was Ocean.
He was real.
There's deer just spawned. Spawned.
Maybe we kill the first boss, so we can get his buff.
Oh. Oh. Oh.
Oh, a gangnam style.
Oh, you're so pathetic.
Get up there, soldier.
I do most recent death happen.
Troll.
Punch
Roll punch
We'll book your in before bedtime double by you, bro
The Bible, Corinthians 1-7 Many men
This is the Black Forest.
Let's run back up.
I'm going to take a little campfire for a few.
Hold on, check it out.
amen uncensored
ooo it's got the music video
love that
I'm the greatest.
I'm the greatest.
I'm the greatest.
that's right
true
that's right
of
of
I'm kind of jealous of God dude getting to talk to Piddy.
What is that knocking noise?
I'm not Schizo-Prennic.
Alert!
of
the
not to the board of
of
the
guys it's gonna rain
Why are you here there's a tiny little black horse
the
we need a house staff
of
It's stopped.
and
if I want here, I can talk to my mother so I can talk to my diary.
That's kind of gay.
It's not gay to have a diary.
Let's say it's manly.
What?
Okay, that's the one I already had.
I can't talk to my mother so I'm talking to my diary.
I can't sleep here.
Oh, is it getting cold?
We need a second set for upgrades.
I don't believe you.
But I'll mark it down.
I'll mark it down.
I'm scaling to...
get talk to my mother so I talk to my diary
Quickly, to the house.
I do my clothing, bro.
Don't read this for seven.
This place has every floor on it, huh?
Alright, buddy.
to wood shore.
Bed time.
Bed time.
Door open, check.
I can't breathe in the smoke, check.
Prover plus chopper, makes for seven.
Mystic duck, makes for seven.
That's the rain.
It's gown.
That's a big island, huh?
I think we're running out of places to look.
How's the beehive situation?
It's fine.
Not really looking for beehives, though.
Derpter Bro, thanks for priming.
Do you think the Packers beat the Falcons tonight?
Whoever you're rooting for, I hope they lose.
Sorry.
I like how we've been to this one.
This could be it.
Oh, slow swag.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
asking me about sports ball. Oh, so you're like watching grown men fondle each other
on a 100-yard field, huh? Not me. I prefer intellectual sports, like tests,
Starcraft. Boom.
Starcraft 2.
I'm encumbered. Drop, pour, rock.
We got a lot of shit on us, huh?
Another beautiful day in the meadows. That's right, chatter. We love it here.
Scream if you love the meadows.
Ahhhh!
I
Maybe shut a look here boys
My guy's running barefoot, doesn't he know that's how most Vikings died?
Tetnus.
It's all over for you.
So good in the water we think of a on each ski battling three and three
during the September tournament as he pursues a historic promotion to come
Sumo's first European born Yokozuna I just want to know why the matches last
five seconds but it takes ten minutes from the half and you explain that to me
that's our third one by the way
they're really fat so it takes them time to walk there that's fair
Finally some answers dude.
Of course a Chinese wouldn't understand.
This guy called me a Chinese.
I am Chinese.
I hear a bee, aww, it's in the stupid tower.
When I start a white wall without blinking I start to see the Israeli flag, should I
be worried?
You're just being activated, dude.
You're seeing what you want to see.
And I'm not surprised.
Wonderful!
They're actually here.
But you know what?
It's about the journey and not the destination, so...
I think...
I'm not sure where else to go on this island, because this is Black Forest up there.
That's a mountain.
Mountain pain.
Forrest.
Maybe we let's run along the coast and see if we see a close by island.
He really wants this axe head? That I do. It will be mine!
We've found three curious accents.
What up with that?
What's up guys?
Come on man.
What's up, guys?
Come on, man.
At least our polearm's getting good.
I have 300 weight right now.
Oh, I'm so overweight.
Oh.
We've been there.
What are your thoughts on the Ghost in the Shell standalone series?
It's OK.
Trudge.
It's OK.
Like we can go over here, maybe.
was I popular in school?
I don't know.
The only time I ever got bullied was in middle school.
And I asked my bully why he was bullying me and he said I don't know.
And I was like, let's be friends. He was like, okay.
And then I went and hung out at his house after school.
Who's that?
What's my speech level at?
Not that high.
being popular in high school bro, like, are you still riding that high?
What's up with that?
What makes you think about that?
Oh.
Wait, I see the honey.
Pretty sure we've...
No, there's no way we've been to this one.
Wait, there is a way.
Nooo!
No.
Very good, very good, yeah.
What's that move?
There's a fucking monster outside dude, leave man!
Sweet.
Still riding that high dude.
walking to a teacher's class you're like hey what's up miss Smith but it wasn't
your class dude still riding that high orange white orange and so and then the
teacher's like get back to class you wrap scowling and then you're like hey you
shout your boy in the crowd dude in the class
If
Bussin there's a bunch of stuff over here unless it's still black horse over here. It's looking like black horse
Hey Tanner dude Tanner
Hey Tanner you trying to smoke after school
Get out of here.
Being a high school teacher has to be the worst, man.
I think the most infuriating thing about kids is that they think that they are cool.
I'm cool, bro.
I'm cool, as fuck.
You play Valorant, dude.
Get a freaking grip.
Those things are mutually exclusive.
Well, well, well!
What a pair!
We've located the planes!
Careful.
Keep going. I got a good feeling about over here.
Oh, I got a real good feeling, boys.
find a mosquito. Wait, can you tell me what the mosquito is?
nods offscreen to the sniper.
the
counting or not counting the blane the planes bio
the
the
Yes, Moat
Holy
That's why it's rocky AF, dude.
Could it be?
Nope, this is an empty house.
I'm loading the shotgun, dude.
Well, well, well, hold on, the dream isn't dead yet.
The giga planes.
That's okay because we probably don't have to go over there because I bet I'm going to
Turn my camera left. There's gonna be a house.
I'm gonna run to it.
And inside...
Will be the axe that I'm looking for.
Let's just say I have a...
Supernatural ability.
Magic.
Some would say.
Well, it looks like we're swimming lads.
Wait, we don't have to swim.
I will finish this island first.
Dude, your feet would hurt so god damn much after doing as much running as we've made
this guy do.
Poor pa- Mad Cothix for some- MTG Streamwind.
Magic the Gathering?
I never.
Probably never.
Why not?
I don't know.
I feel like I've had so much time to be like, wow, this is cool in regards to that and I
just never played for myself.
Must not be for me, bro.
Hi-yah!
What can we drop here?
I think we need the, oh yeah, we got some stone.
Erm, gold? It's getting a little dark outside.
Does this game would be more enjoyable with less percent stamina drain?
Erm, yeah. I can see that.
I'm for that
Man
I can't freaking sleep here
Now I got a hip fucking ward.
You wouldn't run out of stamina if you had a better diet, bro.
Maybe lay off the red meat.
I go turkey mayonnaise mustard you try
you try
i go turkey
mayonnaise
mustard
and we're doing french
One of Jersey Mike's does wellness checks on moon.
I ain't had a JM number five in a while, dude.
They probably forgot about me.
Don't you forget about me.
Don't, don't, don't, don't you forget about me.
there forget about me what are you a man
don't don't go
Who sings that song? See that? Thanks for selling it.
Tears for fears?
I don't know.
Big...
Big sperm-o!
Oh, no, you're saying hello, Big sperm-o. What's up?
No one calls me that except for you, by the way.
David Cook.
No, that's the guy who did Wonder Shows.
No, that's the guy who did that comedy special in 2002.
The Call of Duty player?
That's Dane Cook? Ah, sure, you're right.
They ain't cook gaming. I miss my goat dude. When's he coming back?
He's not dead dude.
Don't, don't, don't, don't you.
Big sperm-o-me.
Boy, I'm carrying too much, mate.
Fuck the wood.
Boy.
Get through a minute's a good name.
Boy, I don't have to admit shit.
I'm looking for these axes, I'm going insane!
We got a lot of feathers, though.
Why is it that in the Black Forest, which is arguably less dense than the Meadow,
the structures get like that miasma cloud around them, but the structures in the Meadows receive no such treatment?
I think I search upon this continent is nearly complete.
I find that I grind my teeth when I'm asleep.
You realist fuck for that, right?
The grind never stops.
Yep.
I mean, there's more over here too.
Alright, hold on. We're gonna check over here first. It's further away though. It might
be...
Now, let's go to the new island, fuck it.
Fuck it, dude.
How'd you find out? Went to the dentist.
Do I have all of my wisdom teeth?
No, I only had two.
And they go home.
my ship first. True, hold up.
Sometimes they do bow talks for that. My dentist suggested a night guard.
I've already damaged two of my teeth and doing it.
Yes, me Lord.
I thought I had a... I thought my teeth had begun disintegrating because of so much coffee and shit.
It's the teeth in front of my molars.
It was not a coffee cause.
Go, go, go!
Get a quick coffee cause of stanger teeth.
Yeah, I'm not a coffee cause.
Get a quick coffee because it stained your teeth.
Yeah, I mean, I don't even know if it's possible to drink coffee without that happening.
Like, unless you like brush your teeth immediately after, I'm not even sure that helps.
I don't want to do that shit either.
You can't make me.
well we got a we got nine queen bees
I'll just put them in here for now
coffee and a mug yeah that's probably the strap
yeah big time where they just put in here
I still got these pussy-ass wood arrows on me, dude.
Loser!
Like, I'm pretty sure this might be more meadows.
Loser!
Well, it's just got a new island, though.
That one's guaranteed new stuff.
We love the meadows, dude.
I gotta have a bunch of fillings done.
So let this be a lesson to you, chatters.
unconsciously grind your teeth while you're sleeping at night otherwise you'll
have to have your teeth repaired
you chipped your tooth doing that yeah oh shh
Get a nice electric toothbrush, that'll help.
swallowing tooth then then then shat it out the next day and then put it back in
no man no one but you has done that
no he's lying get a philips sonic hair
Honestly, my teeth weren't that dirty, dude.
I hadn't been to the dentist in a long fucking time.
Big issue was the teeth grinding.
I got smoked on that.
Big style.
Well, let's run around the water first.
You practice not grinding and you might just be drinking too much caffeine.
Oh I massively reduced my cap intake. Holy. I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like
25% of what I used to be bro. I was strong then.
And now...
Ooh, fog!
Ooh, no rain! Yeah!
Weather every day, dude!
Yay!
I love not being able to see what I'm looking for.
Actually, I feel a difference from the lower caffeine.
At first...
I didn't notice a difference and then like a couple of weeks I started feeling really
tired but now I feel normal again, which is cool you know what I'm saying listen
here fatties if I can do it you could do it okay
We're drinking your fucking Coca-Cola. Alright.
Fatso.
Put that shit down.
Get you some water.
Alright, drink that.
Drink that.
Yeah, get off the doctor mountain diet, dude.
Why are you drinking diet?
You know you should stop, fatso.
Fatty McFatterson drinking his diet, dude.
Yep.
Ha ha ha ha ha everyone's laughing at you blood I can't believe I've been looking for
this for hours yeah
Oh, nearly missed it.
Oh boy.
I can't wait to see what's inside.
Oh boy, a chest.
Wow!
31 run.
I'm just grinding my run skill.
You literally said you wouldn't spend so long looking for it?
I fucking lied!
I lied!
I said that in a moment of hubris, or I assumed I would never have to look for it again.
But nay.
I am indeed looking for it once more.
Scouting good base spot.
Maybe.
Quick crutching on the backer weapons.
I didn't buy it until a week ago.
It's got like cool houses we've seen.
I've only begun marking like half of them.
This is the mountain.
Oh good.
I love it when it rains.
And now it's not raining anymore because we went up to the mountain and now the game
off.
Now it's back.
individual slider for weather effects. Early access for seven years, by the way.
Omega low.
You weren't there to give feedback.
I'm so fucking sorry.
the fate of the world rested upon my shoulders.
And I failed.
On me.
I wish I could see
a little bit better than this
doesn't matter because this is the island we're gonna find it on right there boys
on the cliffs of Dover
Give me the axe!
Yes!
Fuck you!
Fuck all the haters, dude!
How do you know?
How do you know?
Yeah!
How many wood?
Cheat engine? Yeah, for an I have the motion controlled cheat engine.
In before, another one right here.
I'm ready.
How do you know?
This is a good spot to stay here.
I mean, it's not bad, but like...
All my shits over here.
Oh, shame in ass.
Also, the mountain's biome is right there.
I bet we could get a situation where something that spawns in the mountains,
I wandered into our base which would suck
Well look at the view guys this is what it's all yep. This is what it's all about
Hashtag no changes
So, too.
I was outside.
Doesn't see us, too, adding chickens.
I think it's cool.
What do you think?
I need to know what I should think.
So you guys come up with like a general opinion and then I will like carefully craft my own
opinion.
So it has to cause the least amount of discomfort and friction for you guys, if that makes sense.
Alright, one, two, three, go.
Triple stone? Yep.
Alright, so basically, the vibe I'm getting is, uh, you guys are like, uh, it says who!
It's like my house it's smoky in here
It's kind of smoky in here which Olympus variant are you joining?
They about joining Olympus 37 sick burn to give her seven
Starts a rant, ignores chat. Dude, I forgot what we were talking about, bro. I'm gonna
be honest. I'm dying to smoke in Halatron right now.
Well, so begins the journey home.
We've seen the new season of King of the Hell yet.
I saw a lot of the episodes that came out first.
You're talking about how much you like Valheim?
I like Valheim. Here's a couple things I like about Valheim, okay?
The characters are stupid weak, posty, they can...
I actually, I mean, statistically I know I can run further than this guy can.
Yep.
One.
Two.
Um...
I forgot what I was going to say, I'm sure it was really funny though, so please continue
with the chuckles boys.
Haha!
Haha!
I like Valheim.
I think I like Mad Hymn so now speed boost
you're five to 285 pounds you can run actually I'm I'm 215 pounds
I think I'm actually like 2 coin.
There's no lady that I see around my complex all the time and she unprovoked said that
But I looked like I had lost weight.
Yup.
Now imagine if I said that to a woman, am I right fellas?
Going my Wild Guild.
That was my ticket to Olympus 14.
Yes, dude.
Yeah!
I mean the boys.
I mean the boys gonna run deadmines, dude.
Again!
I think WoW forever looks cool guys, I'm gonna be honest.
I know there's a dedicated WoW fanbase hater fanbase.
Okay, but don't knock it until you pride it.
What I have tried it, no you haven't.
I have?
No you haven't.
Be honest dude.
It's time.
That was the dramatic melodic version this place sucks I don't know where to live I can't carry all this shit
You can buy access to the beta. I don't want to play the fucking beta. I don't want to play until level 20
I'm not opposed to playing betas for games, but man, holy shit
Miss me with that, bro
For the world of warcraft
If you rely all, but I'm learning my class, you have two buttons to press, two button,
two button to press, oh, but I'm learning which quest I should do to maximize my leveling
speed.
Loser!
Loser!
You are a loser!
Loser, loser, loser!
Um, I guess we should just grab everything that we need.
How much of the queen bee is left?
Nice.
I don't need that.
Uh, we'll grab some more boar, grab the mushrooms, yep.
Have Saturday cheer me up.
Well, you could always have brain cancer.
That would suck.
But you don't.
Congrats.
309, what a Jesus prize.
I gotta drop some beer.
Grab the eyes.
15 total.
Drop that.
Drop that, drop four D's, drop five of D's.
What am I missing here, fellows?
I remember that time you let everyone die in that dungeon.
That shit wasn't my fault.
Dude, in that situation, OK, first of all, I didn't make the call
to fight the boss out in that corridor. Okay, we've been over this many, many times. I did
not make the call to fight the boss there. I also did not make the call to not fully
clear the dungeon. Right? You following me so far? You're basically, you're blaming,
uh, let's say a house is on fire. Okay. I didn't start the fire. I'm a fire fighter.
I'm coming. I'm trying to save everyone that I can from that burning building.
I'm good.
Do you blame the firefighter for failing to save people in the burning building?
No. No, no, no.
Not they fault. I can't carry all this.
Yes. Okay, what if when you first arrived, the person in question had already died from
smoke inhalation? Is it still the firefighters fault?
I don't want to carry all of this stuff to my base.
I kinda need more flint.
Firefighter shouldn't stop for coffee.
The firefighter was very busy doing uh...
the fucking...
Where are we gonna live, dude?
I think we do live over here.
Why not?
I gotta kill the bouse first.
I gotta kill the bouse.
It's the firefighter spot because they lobbied for car-centric infrastructure against bike lanes and side paths that could have been repurposed.
So what you're saying is that it is my fault that they died in the Scarlet Monster area because the mage class exists.
I just want to be clear. Let me...
be...
clear!
There's not a black forest over there though.
Yeah, I don't think we go over there.
Look at all this stuff.
I'm leaving behind.
I should grab the carrot seeds.
You watching steel ball run tomorrow?
I don't mind watching anime occasionally, but I will be honest.
The only thing I've ever liked from JoJo's is, is the first time I saw
Dio punching the steamroller, uh, in Mugen.
Okay, not even in the show, in Mugen, the fighting game maker game thing.
That's the only time I've been like, wow, this is fucking cool.
I like this a lot.
and that's it it's I've and I've watched since them
so
let's good at old boys
I'm telling you right now, if I attacked any of those mobs that that guy did not fucking
pulled before they go for whatever fucking no one in the history of the
universe has ever fought the boss out there by the way on purpose ever
okay ever ever
i guarantee if i if i frosted over or or blizzard any of those moms i'm
instantly i instantly have aggro instantly
Okay, and some of those mobs are ranged, which, uh, okay.
And I will be the first to admit I do not have intimate knowledge of, like, reset spots in that part of Scarlet Monastery.
Because I play other games than World of Warcraft and have not studied the blade.
So, what is essentially being asked of me is that I...
I throw myself on the sword for them.
Why?
Fuck you.
That said, I probably could have done something.
It probably would have worked out.
But it might not have.
And it doesn't matter, okay?
Because that character died at level 59.
karmic justice. In the end.
Although the way that I died was pretty fucking bullshit.
Where are the deer heads?
I'm not doing this.
Do something bro!
There's I, caveman. Come to slay God.
Bunga Bunga!
Well, where are we dropping?
Gotta drop something.
Farewell.
Good fight, Kappa.
A jab well done in fake John and Quantum 3, thanks for so-
Can you say Gigi fucking easy?
No, but I will say...
Perk-a-dee-zy.
Oh yeah, I like that.
She corrects herself and doesn't swear.
Fuck you.
Guys, where do I make my base? Guys, where do I make my base?
Guys, where do I make my base? Guys, where do I make my base? Guys, where do I make my base?
Here?
I want it to be close to Black Forest.
Will it matter in three hours?
You guys are so paralyzed with fear of rejection and failure.
The concept is...
Dude, I'm gonna take a page from your book.
The new gamer word, friction?
You afraid a white boy got a little friction in his game right now?
Is that intimidating to you?
Bramberdump, bramberdump, this is a black forest.
I don't know how, I don't think it goes very far though.
Whatever it doesn't matter
None of this matters. I thought I played no map look no offense
But I gotta call you out dude prime pleb check that means use your prime sub on someone
Someone else on twitch.tv. Okay, everyone I hear who has done who'd done their prime stuff for me
Can at least do me the mild courtesy of reading the fucking title of the stream
Okay, so now I'm drawing a direct correlation
between your prime sub use and your literacy, okay, or laziness.
Fact, a large portion of moon two subscribers are doctors.
Fact, a large portion of moon two subscribers have
giga sex all of the time, dude, all of the time.
We got an engineering chat, dude.
Is that a coincidence?
Maybe, maybe, maybe, but probably not.
Oh, here's Black Forest.
I'm a doctor lol.
Do you see? Do you see now?
Abbasar, they see you 20-something.
Who did that?
I'm gonna live here.
This is my house now.
Between the willow trees.
Those aren't willow trees, by the way.
What's up in this village?
Mewpoke, Dead Moon, Surge, Lazy D, Immediate Action, JT, Small Clare, Lil' Wolf, and Pitara,
Mercilala, Alaylon, things or something.
Well, another day, another victory for the OGs.
I'm greatly encumbered.
Scrub some wood.
Matheson thinks for seven. Says I haven't had sex in three years, man.
Den-nask.
When are we going to start counting master bases, sex dude?
It basically is.
Should we pay for the extra 7?
This guy says he had sex a thousand times in 3 years.
Not only do I believe him, may I draw attention to his badge.
I don't have the rocks for this. That's cool.
No, not the European badge. Like B-A-D-G-E.
I can't see!
Why did you eat that, you stupid piece of shit?
What's happening?
I cannot fucking see.
Give me a rock.
several. Bro. Where are they at though?
Skellington your friend was watching twitch at her marriage so what you don't
matter
no matter is there a series videos of like those guys who set up their Xboxes
in the delivery room. Classic. Okay, man.
The grind never stops.
That's right.
Gotta get that next level on the battle fast, dude.
Nothing else matters.
This matters.
All of this matters.
I need one stone, please.
Slurrs ain't gonna sling themselves. Hey, hey, hey, we're talking about call of duty.
Alright.
Not slur dogs.
of
five
five
five
Joining my Olympus Guild meeting from the dialysis.
Holy.
Craig Robly.
That's awesome.
I admire your dedication.
been promoted. This house fucking sucks dick. Yeah. Big cock. Valuable chest. Raw meat
chest this is where I put all of my raw meat
now I oh fuck
wait we almost have enough
any ideas for forever guild name even if I did have one I wouldn't say it out loud
oh I dropped my letters over here
He doesn't have one. I don't have one. Yeah, but even if I did have one, I would not say
They don't allow.
Wahoo! My bushes!
You have the whole Wu Tang in your bags?
What?
Where?
Wu Tang, Wu Tang, Wu Tang, Wu Tang, Wu Tang, Wu Tang, Wu Tang, Wu Tang, Wu Tang, Wu Tang,
Woo, Tang.
Woo Tang ain't nothin' to fuck with. Yeah.
Wait, why am I buildin' this? I have to make this bigger anyway.
Woo Tang ain't nothin' to fuck with. Yeah.
The guy from Back to the Future who bullied Michael J. Fox's name was Biff.
Oh, what else we got?
Catch me at the high school.
Post time travel, smoke in the split.
He's easy man, he's easy.
Kind of a noob.
boss yet all you knew was the wood bow yeah the first boss is easy he's easy man he's easy
kind of a noob
big noob
well i gotta get some more wood i'm right back though i'm gonna go piss real quick
Yes, Miload.
Bro, he's attacking me from below, man.
I'm actually dead.
I
Rise my champion
Oh
We both
Holy shit, I don't mean just run out. Yeah, we're fine. We're fine. I'm fucked. I'm fucked
Yeah, how'd you good keep running I
I taunted off you. Oh my god. Just healing. Oh my god. I'm dead too. I'm gonna die, man.
Okay, can you guys root them off me? There's one root. I'm already out dude. Please?
I
I made this song, by the way, also on the back.
on and thick freaking major domo and this magic B champ gun metals autoplay craig robby air
foolish grackle hippy smell true who bought two paper matheson for seven
damn dude
So we've established that the social contract for playing a mage in World of Warcraft is
that you must sacrifice yourself for your dumb ass party.
That's one roof? No.
No.
I refused.
Um, I just need a bunch of wood.
Wood please.
We're the armor.
We don't believe in that. Wood please.
The pirate clip mocking me.
It was so fucking funny man.
I've watched a little abeasy died the other day and that was rough.
That was sad as a mage player, but it was sad to watch from a mage player.
It made me physically unwell.
Yeah, yeah
Like there were no sheeps going out there were no blizzards going out apparently he didn't have the spec for blizzard for slows
But like that's exactly why I run that's like we shake those sideways you save lives
of
the
the
And you never will bitch
Wood 1
that shit was so fucking fun man it's so goddamn funny man
holy fuck
so funny after the dire ball incident dude
You think I can hit my house with this?
Oh yeah, big time.
Boom!
My wood!
Wood.
Old pirate return for only things three.
He can have my last spot if he wants.
uh
you got an infernal cape yet no man staff of jordan status
Dead.
Yeah.
All of my wood.
This type of Jordan ship was also so goddamn fun.
Ha ha ha, I'm so stupid, man.
Dude, I remember waking up to a DM from Vigor and he was like,
Dude, log in. No questions.
Holy fuck.
What was the staff of Jordan shit?
I honestly don't know how he got it, but they gave it to Bigger, and Bigger was like, I'm
gonna give it to him!
Even though I had not gone to any of my races meetings.
We put it to good use.
So we died.
I mean, some could argue that it was not put to good use, and I would say that that is fair.
Not... not untrue.
That staff didn't have run speed on it? True.
But in life forever it might. You never know.
What are you rolling? I don't know. I don't know.
I don't know, dude.
They see me rollin'.
Blue Elf shaman.
Can they be shaman?
On Horde?
I uh, I will probably play Blue Elf.
Meow meow meow meow meow.
one race, one gender, one class.
Ah, yes, the human male warrior guild.
Ow.
Style Rachel's suck though.
I do not care.
And if I play a class that uses mana, they don't suck.
Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.
Do you drop any acorn?
Nah.
There's another big tree here, I think.
Target spotted.
Everyone is a mana regen and smooth speed?
No, I'm pretty sure they both get access to the Alliance now.
Yeah, you're wrong.
They both have Slowfall?
Alright, maybe I won't. Maybe I won't pick that up.
I feel bad for anyone playing it.
Does everyone going to be playing it?
But apart from that, whatever.
it was held day one of the beta the thing I'm worried about is like login queues
whether login queues for the beta was it bad no anymore yeah cuz the majority of
same people realize it's a waste of time to play the beta only on day one in less
than 15 minutes cool yes but there's also every region together
is that true still playing the beta I mean I'm gonna be honest I'm only so
caustic about it cuz I want to play it I'm gonna be honest but I don't want to
like play it and only get to like level 20
three
three down
Stop, you dick.
Excuse me, fellas.
Do you still want to spoil it or do the same shit twice?
Yeah.
I don't really care about the spoiling part, but look at all my wood guys.
They call me the wood guy.
Would gamer buzzword be like more friction or horizontal progression?
I mean, I like horizontal progression.
Unironically.
So friction, probably.
I feel like input buffering and how much like Elden Ring amounts or more like God of War or something.
I thought Elden Ring had a good amount of input buffering.
I don't know, it's been a while.
It never felt like a problem.
we just think of the wood stack getting pretty good right explain horizontal
progression without mentioning a runescape
life it's the best example of horizontal progression
horizontal progression is when I progress on it mom horizontally
through
not wrong dude
Best example of horizontal progression is Diablo 4.
Sure, champ.
Wood.
Welp.
That's a hard day's work right there, boys.
Look at them sit in that six-pack or eight-pack or some shit.
Pong-choo!
One or two things for seven?
I'm sorry to hear it, but thank you very much.
Let's fuck that.
Can we just take her seven?
How's the gym been going?
Big M. M stands for muscular.
I mean, look at me, bro.
Oh Jesus!
Now we...
Well, guess we'll finish our house.
Meow meow meow meow meow.
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
That's what we can herd dude.
Oh, the Warcraft is the game that we play.
It's the game that we play.
What's my slayer level?
Not high enough.
I fear.
Super fucking rain.
Have you played Pathfinder?
Rats with variations?
And if so, why didn't you finish it?
I got four.
I got bored
I don't know how you're supposed to like put this like this
Wow!
You wear a blade mail and you go really fast when you charge the enemy in Darnass, yes.
I almost got it.
You like me so soupy as I?
Long time viewers of the show, I call it the show by the way, this stream, will know that
And I dogged on Japanese cuisine pretty hard in the past in favor of superior Korean cuisine
or Vietnamese.
said, I've been enjoying some raw man recently.
What about Chinese food?
The only Chinese food I've ever eaten where I was like, that was genuinely delicious.
It was a peaking duck.
But I think a lot of Chinese food sucks.
I got soup dumplings, those are alright.
That's a lot of wood boys, but is it enough?
What's your opinion on a house fried rice?
Isn't that like boulder rice?
All fried rice's?
Well then what's the difference between house fried rice and normal fried rice?
Big spot for the same hit. I'm sorry. It was fucked up. A house frighter. I don't know.
Why can't I stab these?
I need more cow wood.
We need core wood too.
They were trying to hide tongue in Chinatown never
Way no, it's up here
All this time place in Seattle
I'll keep it out one day.
Oh, come on, man.
I don't know if I got the arrows to kill this guy.
I'm going in!
Can I build a big tower this time?
Now for some reason the people who made this game decided that uh...
Building vertically with early wood is impossible to do.
Well...
of
the
boom sorry, boom, sorry, boom, not trolling you here it's honest to Jesus Christ skill
issues. You can only tower so high with starting wood before you are no longer able to do it.
You still get how foundations work? I'm getting pissed off.
Oh I'm getting mad.
It's a troll.
I'll take my vengeance now, Sa-a-a-a-a.
Any Skellingtons over here to help the boy?
Alright, whatever.
Fuck you.
Yeah, you're mad.
You mad a hell.
Please don't kill me.
Oh fuck, please.
I don't know.
and
and
that's my base
that's my base
whoa
whoa
watch out
Watch out.
Oh, what's wrong, man? Can't navigate me high bends.
Can you navigate this stump, bitch?
No.
Oh, buddy.
Do something.
Oh, boy.
Can't wait to get some clothing.
Oh boy, can't wait to get some clothing.
Oh boy.
Oh, I almost died.
Not looking behind me.
Erm, I'm getting pissed off.
World of Warcraft is a game that we play. It's a game that we play. That's how the song goes.
Looking very Chinese today. Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you.
Plus six armor.
Boom.
Bob-Osh.
You go in there, you go over here, you go over there, I gotta make a little cooking area.
How sucks dude. The crib too is so cool man.
Now it doesn't fucking exist anymore dude.
Uh, let's get some more corewood.
Whose fault is that? Not mine dude.
I think that one-star bear is over here, so probably watching dilute like I would legitimately
only take a hundred arrows to kill don't worry I've learned to manipulate the AI
It belongs to me.
I teach me how to manipulate my AI girlfriend into loving me, says a chatter.
No.
This game's so bullshit, those enemy spawns by the way. Like, why the fuck are these guys coming over here, dude?
of
Yeah
All I wanted was some core wood bro
Miss
only you left fool
no
I've seen the bear.
He's piss.
Now kill him.
Mooh! Ha ha ha ha!
That was... now that was badass. Thanks walking, talking, Stephen Hawking.
Welp, time to skedaddle!
Errrm... hour.
What the fuck, early access?
I've never seen that ship before.
Yeah, let's just say you wouldn't need to be a bit of a gamer to get them.
yeah like the leather armor because it's a speed penalty this shit is better
than bronze armor okay and yeah that's why
looks gay ah hell all right
or would
is this the island from Lost knows the island from Valheim 1.0
Tempor and Dongyeon and Bob is fun and Sears and Nile pictures of it
Yeah, we like Valhalla.
Boom, I'm gonna have to cook some food soon, fella.
Boom!
Boom!
How do I get nine of these?
You should play the comfy modded server for the new era.
And what?
What are we talking about right now?
Yeah young infant was back dude.
He said he was reformed.
And when asked about how many cheese goes on the turkey cheese mayo mustard, he says
two cheese.
I believe there is a skeleton up here. Please don't be level 2 and please don't shoot me.
Oh yeah man.
Boom. Fuck you.
I am fully hunched over.
Amulet is a fellow Asian that would like to inquire you, how would you celebrate the
Moon Festival slash Bidonum Festival 925 weekend with my grandparents?
of communes a big resort and fireworks yep I was gonna say that but he cut me
Yeah.
Birkone.
Guys, they're guys speaking to me in Chinese, can someone translate?
up we do the full shaving of the body as this ritual I don't think that is a
ritual I think you made that up to trick me into shaving the hell you have
brother now that's an l-class you go right there I want to kill that bear but
But I believe the bear will instead kill me.
A prospect which seems troubling.
Happy Mid-Autumn Festival?
Thank you, thank you.
Happy Mid-Autumn Festival, everyone.
Four Mechal Pitchers up?
Why so many festivals, bros?
I ain't got the wood for this, mind.
Boom.
It's not my birthday, but can you play birthday song by two chains?
of
of
I think I've heard enough.
Definitely not my birthday anthem, that's for sure.
the
always been always make it on the car
makes sense now
I get that
is not have tastes
over did the beat on a song that a good job
And honestly, two chains did a good job as well.
It was you?
Hey, shots gooch in the chat.
Did you get that she had a big booty so they called her Big Booty?
Yeah.
I heard that.
I heard that.
That was good.
Oh, yeah, but play American to terrorists.
I don't know if I'm ready for 13 minutes of fun, dude.
Play the JJK rap instead.
I'm not familiar.
got enough wood yet or not um maybe put on some big timers I can only name one big timer
song and I'm gonna be honest I'm not sure if it's a big-timer song
hood rich yeah
Okay, first I go
Where's my flint I
Had to leave it dude, that's so sad
Well, we're gonna go pick up some flint
wait
Yep, see you in a moment.
You should play the Bald Neighbor song by Slim Reaper because you're bald.
Bald Neighbor, Slim Reaper.
Oh, it's Bald N-word.
I was like, why is this guy making a song about his neighbor that's bald?
I'm falling off the boat.
Oh
I
Okay, I got it.
Come on.
what is this sound effect that you guys hear that what is it
laser gun
Alien Blaster.
Why does this guy hit Bulk people so much?
First of all, I don't wear a hat, okay.
Come on, man.
I don't want to listen to this, guys.
You can't make me.
I'm sorry, you can't make me though.
You're not my boss.
Play now.
No one even said please.
There's just yelling at me, dude.
It's fucked up.
I'm screaming at me, dude. Stop.
Where the fuck did that bird go? Oh. He hid in the bush.
as 10 years up can you play it? I'll play it for 10 seconds.
He said, Unk in the street shouting new religion.
I never heard that part.
Some people go to church, I listen to that song.
We are not the same.
I think that's enough fling.
What's the harm in a little more?
Chicken head by project that
That one's so overrated dude. I
Like who run it run it
Times 300
Who run it
creepypasta song which one you gotta name the full title bro I did not pick up the
You guys hear that?
Hey, there, Nettie!
of
one
of
five
of
10 wood?
You're kidding me.
How nice of you.
Oh I'm so overweight now.
Oh, fuck.
Big Hooch Ugg, she nasty.
Big Hooch Ugg.
Delta rune ass bait.
Yeah, you wrote that.
Well, probably not actually but probably not.
That was good.
Thanks, Seth.
We got to make fire arrows.
You know we actually have to make.
Let's make a moat.
Are you guys down for that?
It's nice to buh buh buh buh buh buh buh, let's make a dumb moat.
We need some wood.
Gravy UGK.
They're making me want gravy.
I want gravy.
Well,
where shall the moat begin?
This terrain is kind of a cool thing about
out. Fuck it, just rip it.
You gonna follow me? Hey.
Yeah, keep it stepping.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
What direction we going?
Who run it?
Who run it?
Blimpse of a real job.
I don't think anyone works as the, uh, a moat digger.
No, you don't.
Stop saying you do.
Oh, man.
How's it looking up there?
Easy.
Yep.
Looking good.
There's a boulder in my way.
There's a rock right here.
I'm not afraid these things are gonna drop on me.
Well.
Ow.
Well...
Ow!
Only one way to find out!
A big ass moat.
Where are we at?
I can't move it.
songs about hitting rocks
Okay, I'm getting a lot of shitty rock songs, hang on.
of
the
death of
death
of
of
Oh
I don't know what he's saying.
This moat kinda clean.
Why?
Why did I have to die, man?
of
death
of
death
of
I'm stepping through the door, but I listen to this during workouts.
I'm gonna do a seven hour callback.
So when I watch long form YouTube videos while I'm working, you know, you guys would not
get it.
So you still get me.
I'll watch you with my Peloton.
Yeah.
Dude, I wish I could watch me, bro.
Yes, it's so lucky actually so so fucking lucky dude oh
My neck
Did you die have to start over yeah
Yeah, come on
This what I'm mining I miss you parody song
Oh
I'm mining
of
So sad.
I get it though dude.
of
I'm playing the ripfound RQ, can you give me a kiss goodnight so I play extra good.
I don't know what that is.
Uh-oh.
Oh!
Alright, we're good.
We're good.
Yeah, we're good. We're good. We're good.
Don't waste your pick on me!
Why?
Why?
This is not good
They've breached them out!
At least we have the rest of them this time, that's nice.
Let's see you navigate this.
Where's the filler rocks, I mean?
Fuckin' hate you, man.
Witness me.
Manoeuvre!
Oh, don't kill yourselves.
Come on.
Smoked him.
yourselves come on smoke them no one knows this more better than I do no one
It's over I'm going to cook with me
Don't waste your toy more than me
Ow. They keep running to the healer, man. That's cheating. What will you do now, fools?
of
the up nice movie of the smooth
of
the
Second secret service, man.
That's fair.
Help.
I was on that head, dude.
Yep, uh-huh, yep.
They're just jealous of the moat.
actually stuck down there fuck you
all right let's not fall down fall down here we got to make some food a runeski
I don't have food, honestly, never food if you have to ask.
Yeah, wait, your toy, more than me.
And then this.
Yeah, yeah.
And then we do one of these, fold.
Yep.
The grill.
Come on, Joe.
What the fuck is this piece of shit?
Come on, it's not that bad.
of
death
of
death
of
death
Rainproof!
How much wood we got?
Six.
Not good.
How about...
Betty?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Yeah, she's got intended
Um, I feel like I'm missing some food.
I think we left it at the place.
Okay, so it's been a while since I've checked that.
Fuck you, dude.
All this dust smoker. I'm dust smoker, baby.
Alright, we actually have to cut through that.
Oh, listen to the crackle, dude!
Intervaped piss oil? No, man.
Who are you?
Who are you, man?
The sounds are flipping because there's so much crackling, dude.
4.
I keep feeding the fire.
I don't want that.
You can't eat any more cooked deer meat.
Oh. Okay.
Well.
Another certified banger. Construction.
Certified Banger Tude.
Boom. Boom.
Who put my flashlight on?
Been a while...
Since I felt wood.
Yep, smoking to join out right now, dude.
Don't need me buff.
I'm gonna put my balls in the condom too or just my dangus.
Just your dangus.
What should I have for dinner?
Now, not gonna eat pizza, not gonna eat taco, not gonna eat burger, there's more
than pizza taco burger to you to this life.
Pagogi, not an often.
Pakistani food, never had it.
Do it bang or do it slap.
Raw liver, hmm.
I'd try it.
There's gotta be a reason people get gout.
That organ meat probably gotta be delicious, dude.
Pasta carbonara?
I don't want to use them too heavy.
Carrot soup?
I'd say it's okay, but not my first choice.
I'm like wall jumping like a shinobi, dude.
Shoopin' bread, that's a fucking right proper choice, bruv!
Take the fences.
I don't know how many farms here.
Aaaaaaap!
Maybe I'll try some beans on toast.
I wonder why World has the uh... what's it called?
The British Beans.
The Hines.
Coast to Chuna Beans.
That's a good idea.
Black pudding?
What's black pudding again?
Isn't that like blood or something?
Eatin' blood.
Blood's eatin' blood.
You ever have a jacket, potato, and runescape?
Does that count?
She's some spotted dick.
What's that?
So Gabagoo, Provolone, then you're good trappers.
I like construction.
How far are we?
Oh my god. Alright, we're gonna...
Get a little too high up here, fellas.
It's an actual dick. No, it's not.
There ain't no way.
I
Mean you can hit on the moat all you want dude, well you got to commend how straight
Aren't you going to make the moat wider?
No.
Now why would I do something like that?
Unlimited soup or salad at Olive Garden.
I haven't been to Olive Garden in like 20 plus years actually.
I'm ironically...
Well, time to turn!
It's barely three fellas. Why do I have shelter?
Last time you were at Olive Garden, a waker spilled an entire drink tray on you.
I'm going to go Gabagoo, Provolone, vinegar, peppers.
I like Jersey.
I come to have music.
I turned it off and forgot to turn it back on, cause someone got me to click on, uh,
She Nasty by Big P, whatever the fuck his name was.
Hey, so we're gonna go to the garden, but I spilled an entire drink tray on someone
and I got fired after work.
Sorry.
Uh, this, this is some chews right now, dude.
I will always remember this song.
your
I think bread and soup is a good idea, fellow.
I'm high and the song is hidden.
Damn.
You smoke weed?
One thousand grams there.
Oh, crap.
of
nearly done fells
fucking ow
but we can see through the wall
That's her in camera.
Get off of my lawn, you bastard!
those berries? They make you grow up, dude.
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba.
Am I preparing for World War I?
Yes.
Tell me that shit don't look cool though.
Hey!
a bunch of my chess.
Oof!
We have to check when we turn.
This whole 100% gonna kill you?
Not a chance, bro.
I work for the Army Corps of Engineers.
I can't get out over here.
Hmm
while you were sleeping in bed liberal I was digging moats yes I am that strong
How close do you think we are?
Look at that boulder.
Getting close!
We have to stop.
Let me see up that tunic.
Oh!
This guy's probably like, what?
What is this cool moat?
I wish I had a moat, says this monster right here.
This is a good, good portion of land, this is my land.
I don't know.
Maybe like seven more?
Can we get it right the first time?
Like, two more, two more, two more.
Slightly more.
Actually, let me just turn it down.
Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam.
No!
Punches the wall.
It's gonna be perfect, watch this.
Oh
My god
Imagine multiple people were doing this for you. They probably fucking up
It's not the chungus channel
This is jumbo if you've fallen down here you're already dead
Oh my god.
It's fucking beautiful, mate.
It's fucking beautiful, mate.
No water?
I can't transport water with stupid fucking viking.
I'm not making a bridge I'm gonna jump like a real man
That's one of my favorite ones.
Oh
Wait for it
Oh
Where's the rap song to this song
I should make one I could make one
But I won't
Well, let's survey our job well done
I finally recovered my points since the hitman incident which one
Look at that jagged edge right there dude.
Edge.
Jet. Look at the point on that bitch.
Holy, look at that block of cheese.
How's this one? This one's probably not good though.
It's perfect, dude. It's fucking perfect.
Oh, you stuck you stupid bitch.
Throws my trash at you.
Alright, cut the music.
I gotta go to the gym, because I'm a gym guy now, and I gotta eat food, so.
So, I'll see you guys tomorrow, I'll see you fat asses tomorrow.