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Ziggurat, thanks for 7th...
Greetings!
Someone re-loaded this on YouTube to an AI music video.
cool
now that's epic
hello
uhhhh
here it is
Well, I'm one hide down.
That's okay.
It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood.
In the neighbor neighborhood.
Yippee!
Man, where are they slashed?
Japanese name guy likes first seven won't you be my neighbor
Phil shortman makes for seven how was the exercise yesterday dude I walked so
No hard.
Walk fast.
Die hard.
Boom!
Boom!
Boom!
Boom!
Boom!
Boom!
So the parry amount is six times six.
So 36.
And then this is like 27.
Okay.
want this extra mushroom I just found well we killed that with the mini boss of the black
Force. Oh, God. Fuck you.
I wish I was man enough to manfight you Mr Bear.
Unfortunately, I am coward.
Big Pussy.
Holy, I launched.
Yes, come over here.
I need some Boo Berries.
That deer's pissing me off.
Glock'em.
Ropey too?
Yep, hard earned in fact.
And you know, I dare say, deserved.
There I say, deserve.
Any other buried treasure?
mayhaps.
I killed 50 bears and got three trophies.
What's your secret?
Oh, I cheated.
I used a mod to increase the drop rate.
Yep, that's where I'm shooting my gun.
the wind effect your arrow trajectory?
no way right
it did seem like it was
I require Blueberry.
Two Star, dear.
Nihilated, my inventory's full.
Wow!
What's up, man?
I'mma beat yo ass!
Uh, what are we drawing?
Stone.
Just a little bit of blueberry, mate.
So we're gonna make me pants, bro.
things. I need to make, oop, I need to make new pants. Plus one, uhhhh. I like to carry
Skisle as well
Did the wind is affecting I never noticed that
That's freaking crazy
I don't know what I'm doing.
of
what are you doing
is right for trophy three by the
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you can do it, I did it. I was mocking you.
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No trophy oh man I want to grab some more blueberries before we go back
I don't want to be caught out here without Dubuque.
Let's go back. I'm scared. The last time I stayed out too long, I got killed in a raid.
roomie wall. Mucho bears in this forest. Why am I naked? I'm not. I have shirt on.
Many XIV, thanks for subbing, hello.
Eternus and Sips and Oopsy-Lown in Tantaloc, thanks for subbing, Phil Shortman.
Japanese name guys, as wise there are pics from the top right, that's the map that I
enabled.
A lot of the d-d-d-decks.
Dutchman hero Barry Barrington, yekon-naught and rendition and Cush Zomboe and Hinde Signals
and BXM. Lime for the win in Cufflean and Tholgonk and Nevermind to be in Quickest and
Kaido in Indomie Salaraku, nice name, Noneno and Shettle in Bombo, Rivera and Pizzle Yanker.
Minecraft gifted one sub. Oh, it's like a, oh, RGBA Street Fighter 5 subs, man.
just like a promotion thing I thought minecraft I thought John minecraft
watch my streaming I really excited
John minecraft John minecraft
Um...
This is the chest.
We make dupfans.
Who's naked now, bitch?
Not I.
Well, time to do God's work hang on, God's plan.
God's plan.
picked up one stack. I think he'll build armor and prevent getting one shot. That's what I'm trying to do!
There it is. The hives.
The bees won't be happy to be that close. Wrong. Atlas and Wuzzy and Zedgen and Rammu
and many things good for some this fellow wrong AF dude
we need four dude
yep there's my bees yep I put away some of my food
moran now we could be giga safe and use some bear meat
I
Smith some bars about bear meat
I
Got these worms inside of me. I got these worms in my body. Yeah
They're coming at my butt
because I eat some bear meat.
20 minutes. Yeah we're gonna food, we're gonna meat stack right now.
I'm not sure if you can see it, but it's a little bit of a mess.
Man, you got any cookable items?
Right.
No fucking cookable items, mate.
Did they beat the final boss yet?
Yeah, dude.
I'm just playing for fun now.
We gotta find some crypts.
6-0 and Tracer main atlas and Woosiedek for silver
G baked beans now a pocket pushed out rub I
Pushed out hold on
This half-suck-it-sucks-cock, mate.
I got my table in the corner, and my stool next to it as well.
And then I've got a bench right here.
And then a big dragon head.
What do you need for the bear skin rug?
Oh Jesus.
I will not be making that.
Smoky.
Is this the best I can do?
Yeah.
I'm fucking stupid.
Does that make you feel better?
About yourself?
I'm actually so stupid.
And like, stupid as fuck, actually.
Ba-bam-bam-bam!
Yay!
Let's ride.
Meat diet.
we love me we love me
Bro, it's bear o'clock man, Jesus!
I got my horses in the bag.
This thing's got a million A.P.
I need to remember I've got like 20 less stamina.
of
Take that!
something shittier is you like that they call him the bear slayer
Why don't you think twice, fool?
A real bear would jump that moat.
I'm starting to notice a slight hazard with this thing.
I just can't put my finger on it.
Something about seems dangerous somehow.
He's a good player against bums.
He's a good player against bums.
He's a really good player against bums.
Bro, how much HP is this thing have?
Surprise.
We good bro? Is it time to engage?
Good bye!
What's wrong?
Can't cross a 5 for the gap?
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gold
I'm gonna let you in on a little secret.
It's not fucking possible.
I've tried.
I can parry the normal bear, but the one star bear, it will not be a parry.
It will be me taking a hundred damage when I fail to parry.
We'll chalk this up to an archery training day, dude.
Oh, yeah.
No fucking trophy, though.
Why make the axes if you never use them?
Bleach.
The anime, have you been keeping up?
So good.
freaking good. You can cut down fine wood with the axes earlier. Yeah, but that's better
with insinuating them a pussy for not fighting that thing in melee. He knows full well what
those axes can do. Hello, sir. What's axe techniques for seven?
Burr.
Burr.
You see that? Yay!
Berlin Chat GPT hacked into US government website?
Yeah, pretty sure most of those websites use like admin as their password, so good job chat, GBT, I guess.
Kazekul to Nordics or 7th.
Many men. Wish death upon me.
and
Don't know, but also it seems likely.
Of things on the list of things that are likely, that is like pretty likely.
Can you have that for 90 months?
It's Joe Biden 2 yield don't tell anyone, okay.
Fuck you!
Okay, come on. Wrap it up.
Joe Biden. Hello.
Two-Year-Weed-A-Troll. To smash up a copper node.
So how did ChatGPT do it?
How did they do the freaking impossible?
That's on Bolly Market?
No offense, but you seem like a kind of guy that would use it.
Do I hear another bear?
I heard some trundling.
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the
me when I wake up yeah I think it's time to code
yep Claude token refreshed let's code
Quad, can you make me a isometric pixel art MMORPG?
Yes to.
Make no mistakes.
I think it's so funny if you type that into like a prompt.
Because why would you ever want to make mistakes otherwise?
It don't make sense.
Clawd, you may make a mistake, but only after you finish this prompt and with someone else.
Make this mistake and pass it on to the next prompter please.
Many men.
He beat the joke for their death.
I don't think I get it.
Promptor detected. Uh-oh.
Uh-oh. Did I sort, sort them? Prompt Chan?
Triggered? Liberal? Perhaps. Definitely.
see if we can hit a parry on this guy
yep
guys they have a fire squad
can you fucking get over here man?
Okay, okay, there's a skeleton in the rock be careful
Okay, not a block.
Fuck you.
No respite.
Oh, my bird.
Hey, blueberry.
Dude.
It's so, it's so funny to imagine.
It's only like, first thing they do when they boot up their computers, like, pull up like a, like an AI agent.
And they start talking to it like they're freaking hacker-mans, dude.
But, let's be my tasks for the day.
Troll detected.
over here friend I have something I wish to show the fuck chill man
There is a node close to where I usually come in.
Right here.
Many men.
death upon me of course these guys are here by the way
Oh my god!
He almost hit me with the rope though.
fuck that rock, oh my
Big slam.
Boom!
I'll look close there, a little closer.
that's good. I'm getting scared.
many trolls
wish death upon me
oh my
many bears
wish death upon me
A bear came in for the insta kill, dude.
I'm cumbered.
I look like Gargamel with less hair, post a selfie and chat.
if we can miss
He's faster than I am. I don't like that.
I don't know if it's better.
Like maybe we don't have to charge up all the way, maybe it's like half charge.
So this whole damage is weird trajectory.
of
many bears shut the fuck up sir
Oh, it's so freaking heavy, dude.
Here it is.
What the?
Hey!
Kobe Bryant.
No!
Smoked him up.
be Bryant. No! Smoked him up. How? Is this shit like Minecraft or do you put torches around
of the bitch or what?
Minecraft
wishes death upon me.
Is that my question?
Is that a progression question?
make the bear set now unfortunately I cannot wear the bear set because everything does
so much fucking damage that if I had a percentage modifier to me taking damage it's going to
change getting hit twice to die until getting hit once to die sometimes not worth a curry
spin. That makes me take 25% more damage. Against all damage types. I'm good. I'm
I'm freakin' good on that.
Oh, I probably should have made the hood, huh?
Shit.
I only got eight copper.
Made me look low.
Very fucking mature, dude.
grow the fuck up
well
adventure continues. The bear attack was crazy. I didn't even hear that motherfucker.
Oh wait, hold on, we gotta pick up that cover. If there's any left, there's more
right here.
No joke, Copper.
I like how fast you can block from attacking with these weapons.
Really quick.
Oh, I do not remember where the coffees you like malheim nice swamp
It was near that first tower wasn't
The root shield from the swamp you can pair almost everything on the mountain even
No, you can't not I'm very hard
You don't have to there's no reason to shoot that guy he's wrong dude. He's he is wrong
It's the thought that counts.
He's one of you guys.
He's trying to trick me into dying.
They're literally, it's literally friendly fire right now.
You guys are just bloodthirsty.
You crave violence.
And for what?
bit.
Uh, let's finish this bitch off, or what?
What's that? You're doing some mining? Hmm, I think I'll spawn a couple of monsters on
your periphery, fuck you.
Grabbed a bronze set before growing the swamp this time.
You want me to get like four more armor for minus 20% moose?
That's a good idea.
That's a super good idea.
Bronze helmet worth it.
I do not agree.
I do not agree.
I'll have to look at it again, then, almost...
I'm almost positive, I just, I mean, we'll see, we'll see.
I forget the stats on it, so it could be good.
I think the helmet is the only piece that doesn't reduce your movement speed.
No!
No! He was a good boy!
Dodge.
Give me that resin, bitch.
Make a boat that does more damage, please.
I got to inform you that no, I cannot do that.
God damn it.
Why are there so many bears and shit over here?
I don't know man, I don't get the logic behind the bear enemy behavior.
This shit actually does not make fucking sense.
The wild animal.
Realism, but only when it's inconvenient for me, got it.
The trick with the bears is that they act the way they do because they are bears, got
it.
Many bears run away from me.
You like to hide and get stuck on trees?
We're gonna have a wait problem here.
Now we Gucci.
The bear was on fire, calling bear grills.
Is that J.D. Vanson with Chad, dude?
That was a banger joke.
Banger alert!
Uh, let's make the bear hat. Wait, I need the f- Wait, we have two trophies.
What do I want more? Armor? Or bear skin rug?
Me-me-me-me. Me-me-me-me-me-me.
Two bear paw.
Whoa. That's a big boy.
Eleven comfort.
I don't care.
Well apparently this game was patched and they said they said they were spawning it
Too many enemies
For raids
So let's see let's see how many enemies actually go up
I got blueberries in my inventory
It does seem like many less like it would be like it was like 22 mob sometimes
Now we just got a little panicked.
Maybe it's staggering, huh?
All right, this is much more reasonable, if I'm not being honest.
What's up, guys?
I want to kill the shaman.
All right.
it's over face punch up that's why I wanted to kill them guys right there
Okay, man. Don't make me come down there. I'm just gonna leave him there.
Amen. Get stuck in my moat.
Phil T. Weave, thanks for subbing me.
Thank you.
Phil T. Weave.
Were you doing no map before? Yeah we got all the way to the swamp.
Mm, mm, mm, mm.
All the way in quotes.
Aside to everyone that isn't like a weird subhuman, can this guy like death or what?
Can you not hear me?
Or is he like being up to some purpose?
Making fun of the death?
He's not subhuman because he's deaf.
He's subhuman because he doesn't understand how to use quotation marks.
Burbank. Burbank. Burbank. Burbank. Burbank. Burbank.
Chimneyless. Yep.
Damn. How is there already foreign?
Wahoo.
We gotta get, we gotta finish our armor, dude.
Hey, excuse me.
Is that how bees work?
Oh yeah.
You ever seen how bees work in Valheim?
Time to 71 arrows.
And if it's a
Yeah, yeah, yeah
But I'm gonna be on how
if the child's mine
What
this isn't what I thought it was
dude, I'm gonna be honest
If you listen to the beat in this song, okay, well, let me find the non bass boosted version
You're the preeper preeper preeper preeper
You hear that now listen to this
Aw, ew, that's not what I wanted.
Dude, it sounds like they're using the same mini sounds from like the 90s to use like a bunch of...
to like make a bunch of the old boomer shooters.
It's not like some spooky shit.
He'll never understand my genius.
There's been a sample of video games.
I don't think they were sampling a video game.
I think they were just like using the same library of samples.
There's like a MIDI system.
Hypnotized mines!
There's only like five libraries for a while, that's why 808s were so popular.
What's an 808?
Drums?
Oh
A bass drum sound effect
Yeah, but what does it sound like when we guys like make the noise but like text form?
All the rap you'll see you don't know what an 808 is.
Yeah, I leave it to the experts.
808 was a noise complaint code, so they called the drum machine's 808s.
Where's the AG?
of it. I don't know anyone could do that should I think. Make a B. I probably just have Claude
make the B for me if I'm being honest and then say I made it. Is there anything down
here?
Nay.
Yeah, music is officially better than lots of real dog ass now.
Look, dude.
I had a guy in a truck drive past me the other day and I swear to God he was listening to AI come through music.
He was bumping that shit dude and the cadence was like it felt AI.
Can't believe I have not found a crypt yet by the way. My boss boomers trying to
Let me listen to some bullshit AI Christian Rock.
Oh no man, boomers deserve to be deceived by AI.
That's their curse.
Our curse will be the tumors in our ball sacks from all the micro blasters.
Our seems way worse.
Hey, that's just the way the dice roll, dude. What can you do?
Why doesn't it auto-stack?
Now let's go down to the water, actually.
You get a crypt spawn under those huge flat rocks that sometimes hold copper.
that's fucked up I wonder if that's what's happening here I'm not gonna dig
under those there's no need to shoot that guy I'm not going to look under
every copper nude for a drift nor should anyone ever do that
It's the thought that counts.
He wasn't telling me to help me, he was just sharing a fun little tidbit.
Also shout outs to the boys I did kiwi koto last night with.
I got three Huey Codal Hines.
I made the gloves.
I made the gloves.
They're not that good.
Heh heh heh.
Nooo!
Nooo!
Oh, okay, it's gone.
you got the word
job
I guess I won't need to sell them.
Looks like it's Crypto Clock.
Torflexic Recital.
So.
4-1.
four one bullet two all we need are four cores right now
now.
Oh.
It's kind of dark in here.
This should probably be so dark on your guys on the screen.
In disorienting.
A first person view would be okay in here I think.
I mean, it would kind of suck, but like, what can you do?
The marker.
Beep-er, beep-er, right, it's on the same island.
Wow.
I'm about to get lost on those b******.
Let's do down first.
choice
that in oh man
where am i hearing that skellington though
Inside of you?
Oh.
I already did this.
Alright, big money.
Okay, guess I'll fuck myself then.
How much kimchi can you put into your ears before you need medical attention?
Oh, I've never put any kimchi in my ear.
Dude, that kick sucks so much ass.
Uh, yeah.
There we go.
front front front
There's some smoke over there. I think that's just a tower though. I need to mark these off
Wait mate, you remember when I made this data said what if we generate the super continent? Pangea? Pangria?
Hold up
What if this is Pangria?
I don't practice Pangria. I don't take pictures of the moon unless it's on an iPhone.
I like to pull slots.
Hiya!
At Moon Moon many men stop trying to get me to stem
You should join comfy the modded malhym malhym server new fresh map of two weeks one every declares on it once
Okay
First of all prime flood already off on a bad foot
2. Advertising some random person's Valheim server to me directly requires a certain level
of hubris.
3. No.
4. I forgive you your sins for I'm feeling gracious today.
Do not shoot him. Stand down.
I forget what number we're on. However, I hope you're having fun on that serve.
Because that's what gaming's all about, bros. It's not about the battle pass.
It's about jacking in and then time-time traveling, dude
You know what I'm saying
I only have four cores which is exactly the number I said I wanted but I actually wanted five
So
There ain't shit in here.
Might be time to head on back to base.
not be time to retire for the evening. I guess we could make a little bed in that tower now.
Are there any specific rules or restrictions you're going to play with outside of just
hardcore. I'm using the default hardcore option and I made it easier because the
default hardcore option has you playing with no map and that's it.
I really not have one am I even a god gamer no I hope this clears things
So you're not playing hardcore then no, I'm not
Right here dang it
I gotta take a shit. I'm about to shit myself. On God. Hold on.
I
Yeah, yeah swag
All righty, I will return. One moment.
Yes, Milord.
I'm not sure what to do with this one, but I'll try to make it as easy as possible.
I'm ready to go tonight
The other party online
With me, the rain before the storm, oh yeah
You can come to me right to the sky
Look at life, so the crew will let me
Oh yeah, I'm feeling like
I'm feeling just as funny
Just start dancing on my love
Jumping up, check out my mojo party
Don't stop music on my love
Keep it up, it's so funny now
I
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I'm a good cookie on the Friday night yeah
I'm a good cookie on the Friday night yeah
I
I don't want it to be just a friendship!
I'm sorry, I'll rephrase.
Who do you feel you naturally engage with?
More easily.
I have always found it easier to fit in with women.
I think I'm just more comfortable sharing my thoughts and experience with them.
I think I misunderstood the question.
No, it's not that I'm uncomfortable talking to men.
Block.
No helmet, eh?
Unfortunately.
What kind of sex?
Consensual?
Or...
Austin-style?
Me, when the gun with the orange cap is waved at me?
AHH!
AHH!
Please!
No!
No!
Heh heh heh.
Heh heh heh.
It didn't have an orange cap?
Oh fuck dude. Holy shit!
Me and the guy behind the screen
waves a gun.
Is he gonna get me with-
AHHHHHHHHH!
AHHHHHHHHH!
AHHHHHHHHH!
AHHHHHHHHH!
AHHHHHHHHH!
AHHHHHHHHH!
turns my phone off really quick oh my god he can't hurt me he can't hurt me anymore
I'm safe.
The smile of a prince of Jambonisau.
I'm a prince that can squish on a very large prince that's covering the entire community.
They're my rival.
How many fucking rotations is that shit dude?
That was like a fucking 30-20 dog.
Check clear unless you're on the other side or I think we're fine.
I honestly think it's just...
Like I'll clear Sorcery.
I think it's just Cad, the inside of the cathedral that holds.
Yeah, I think it's right.
How is that not it?
How is that not it?
Do I have a mohan?
Yeah.
Not on purpose though.
Is that why he's still playing this 3 hours later?
Lomao?
Did you actually Lomao bro?
I think we gotta get a running start here.
I got Lil' Chris in my chat asking me to rap about LSF.
Why are you awake dog?
It's past your bedtime.
Oh, roasted.
And ratio.
W.
Creamer.
W, W, W.
Ooh, was there drama today?
I love drama.
Drama is my favorite
thing to talk about.
Ooh, do tell.
Do tell your drama
in chat, please.
Serve the tea girl
It's October
Oh my oh shit wait
Oh my god, there wasn't one. Oh, yeah
Wait a second
No fucking way dude. No fucking way. Hold on.
Oh! Holy fuck! There's no way dude! No way! Oh fuck dude!
I'm back. Yeah. Elmering player is really fucking funny dude.
Probably the funniest gamer in the line.
Praise the sun.
We should go back to our base and make a portal.
Uh oh.
No, it's over here.
Yes.
May when there's a wall, hmmm, hidden path ahead.
Ha ha ha.
What's your favorite type of animal to eat?
Chicken and then Pea and then the human.
Space Punch.
I took a ship before Stream Dude.
That shit hit me like a rock.
I had to shit again.
Always be shitting.
When you shit so hard your legs give out.
That's never happened.
to me. You fucking bitch. I don't want to be up here.
I can't carry any of this.
We should make a portal nexus, dude.
BAM BAM BAM BAM
Got a comment from Moneybags and Shadows says I am gay
What?
I did not ask
Uh oh
BAM BAM BAM
It would have been nice to get another core so I could make a cultivator and start growing
carrot.
but that shit did not happen
yep
We've got 36 Karat seeds.
I wonder if we can make a pile of Ruby.
That'd be ball or A.F.
Where's my fine wood?
Found it.
20.
Where the portal going?
I'll put it here for now.
Oh
Oh
Hear about the Commodore now
Elaborate immediately
Hopefully.
Commodore D's nuts.
Yeah, very good.
Silas can piss off conch.
Shoot him for backgammon.
Thanks for seven.
Says I'm not gay.
Yep, still did not ask.
All my wood disappeared.
Oh, no.
Or needed two res in Xane, thanks for seven.
Hello.
You carrying too fucking much, Mike.
Uh, we're good.
Let's get our buff.
Comfort 11.
I think I'm gay 69.
65 months is...
I don't know if I'm gay.
Alright.
Fail side, thanks for 7.
a bit of indecision in the chair room right now
I would like to find
one more troll
Better run bitch, we're gonna die.
MapleQT thinks receptionist says I'm straight.
Jane Doe Fenboy's son or Jane Doe's daughter?
Wooden spear?
Oh no.
The training weapon.
You're alive during the American Revolution would you be a cripple or a blood?
Blood.
That's the bad guys.
Dude, it's just a matter of perspective.
of
of
of
of
of
Next thing you're gonna tell me is that Benedict Arnold was a bad guy he was just
trying to get the bag bros
couple of gold pieces for a little horse ride I'm gonna pull over here you see
the DEVOUR this week. Or what? Oh, it's a dig of dude. Very fucking mature, man.
Oh
You bitch
Very flugging maturity we need another crib
I
Tower of Hell
There goes
Why is there so many of you?
I
Know
That's fair, that's fair, yeah, of course the fucking toll right there, dude
He's pissed
Jesus.
Where's this freaking troll, dude?
Target spotted.
Yep.
Where the flug did he go?
This guy don't exist no more.
He ceased to be.
I wish I had a Project Zomboid style shout dude.
of
faith
of
the down
kind of needed to kill that guy
our alternative right now is uh
getting another bear trophy and that shit ain't gonna happen
cool rock cool scenery
Nice rock.
I wonder...
The other might be on a different island, but it's like a really close one.
We've made a circle.
There was only one crypt in this black porous.
I hear him.
Where far to thou?
I heard the footstep.
My tremor sense, dude.
Nice full head of hair.
Thanks.
Thank you.
It's nice to be recognized.
But uh, I've never claimed to have a full head of hair.
Common misconception.
Let's run back along the coast.
It wouldn't get some burdos.
I don't fucking care about you.
Keep drinking that seawater, dumbass.
You freaking dope.
We're gonna take a little quick naparoo of base and drop some shit off.
Yep, pretty sure it's a different island.
Aw...
Alright.
You plan on doing Hodge this year, Cheek Moon?
No.
You die or do something funny?
I'm running low on cortisol, neither fast.
Alright, guards, play me in with the sick, nasty 90s baseline.
It's about to get quirky.
Mmm.
Um.
What do you call fly with no wings?
What do you call fly with no wings?
Walking.
That's a JD Bants classic boys.
I hear the blues calling, cause I let it crambo-dick.
Uh, I can't even operate this.
Alert! Disregard!
Get a moon and lap a lot of Frazer on TV as a team 100%.
No I did not, I hated Frazer.
This shit was ass.
I'm a becker no one knows what that is
make bronze already you bald fuck why
oh my portal
whoops
Which branch of Olympus have you joined?
I'm in Olympus, uh...
We carry the flame.
I'm surprised you even remember the show.
I remember it being on, and I remember not watching it because it was on.
Toss our little framblin' egg.
So...
You feel me?
It was entertaining and Daphne was hot.
Daphne Frazier.
Me.
If you're 16 maybe. Old.
Target spotted.
What are you looking at?
Can we snag some more copper?
Fuck it dude!
I'm looking for an additional bit of copper.
I'm a long big man.
Swear there was one... over here, H.
This guy should try running sometime, that would get smoked.
Is this your cave, little bitch?
Where the fuck is it?
I know there's more over here.
Hey!
Yeah, I'm so close to hitting him.
What did he just do?
Hiya!
Okay, man.
and
come back
it was a prank
which way are you going to suddenly turn this time
Bear stealth bear
Hey another crypt
of
where's all the freaking copper man
Get away from him.
Oh my.
I'm inside of your ass!
of
Oh, let's just kill this guy.
Who care?
Let's see you do something about that.
All right, come over here.
So sus.
I don't like it.
I don't wanna do this.
I'm not confident enough.
Let's go for one more big slam in the middle of this.
of
you're the rock
Uh, yep.
Home.
Hands cold.
Feet cold.
Brain cold.
Double troll day, sweet.
a fruitful day. Ledvek, thanks for some and says, can you please make the troll sound?
I should have marked that crypt, damn.
Man.
So I get chased.
Did I make that trench?
Oh yeah.
I made it on stream last night.
Honestly, didn't take that long.
All I need to make the hood.
I'm overburdened.
I'm overburdened.
I'm overburdened.
I'm overburdened.
I'm overburdened.
I'm overburdened.
four naught. any 10 troll hoid? only got 8. yippee! 37 copper.
Put the 10 in this bitch. You're going in the moat. I'm sorry.
I guess we can upgrade our hat actually
Goodbye
The swamp beckons. I want to get back there too, man.
But I'm just a weak kid right now.
Control-click to drop items on the ground.
Okay, swamp sex sure does I'm not even sure what I'm gonna do if I'm being honest I
think we somehow get the root armor to reduce the arrow damage
and then actually remember to equip it so that when we get shot it doesn't do
one hundred damage to us all the fuck do you know about that cuz I made it I've
experienced it never heard of bronze armor dude I gotta be honest man if
If you're playing with this particular rule set and you're... you're...
Look, no offense. Okay.
And your mental decision is to be like,
I should make fully upgraded bronze armor before going into the swamp.
You are an idiot.
No offense.
Gramping, gramping.
Why?
Because it's barely better than the fucking troll armor and it requires like 100 times the resources and time to make
And when I say barely better, I mean barely better in terms of armor value, right?
Yeah, the movement speed loss is pretty brutal.
Giga brutal.
Yep.
Yep.
Yep, yep.
It's punching time.
Have the crawl armors been out of ball skin?
Who care, man?
Every armor some moving forward will give you minus move speed.
Yeah.
But maybe the armor it gives will be worth the trade-off, you understand?
Die.
Forty stone, don't need death.
40 stone don't need dead.
Why'd you give up on no map?
I just thought it would be too easy if I played without a map so I turned it off or turned it on.
this makes me like laser focus at that point I become like kind of like a
Viking almost
why the fuck do you think I turned it off
why the fuck do you think I turned it on
man with no awareness of what's happening around him what's up what's
going on
rusticle 647
ego and then uses the broken early access access I will I will admit they
they are broken, but they must seem especially broken,
un-normal, when you can do the full combo in melee and not worry about instantly dying.
So I understand why you would pose something like that,
because when you're playing on your baby, you need difficulty.
They must seem like really fucking strong, right?
I get it.
It's like when you're like a little kid,
You think Barney is the shit, dude.
You're tiny little undeveloped frontal lobes.
You just cannot comprehend anything other than the color purple.
Like it's the most complex thing that your brain has like fathomed.
So...
Bom bom bom bom bom bom bom!
Are you bringing Barney into this?
Fuck, I hate Barney.
fuck Barney
let's be really dying in trolls on normal as well
i would not, dude
i would fucking, i would tussle with that bitch in melee
holy
Make a my be
Boom
Burn it
And then some fun and some fun
Oh fuck
We leave the world on death what happens all your pet bees they die
And that is not my fault
Uh, we're good.
Get that buff?
You think people put bees in their ass for pleasure?
Yeah, probably.
Okay, hold on.
Before you try to do this jump, I am not falling to fall damage.
The weapon is for 7?
No.
Shut the mean as 6 for 7?
Bro, I'm not high on my own farts.
The chatter is that these axes are broken as high on his own farts.
He's high on his fucking fentanyl, dude.
He's got smoke and crack cocaine.
Dude, you got the broken axes.
Every attack that the troll does instantly fucking kills me.
Here's how soon I can roll after the second attack.
I'm spamming it, by the way.
Are you fucking high?
I'm smoking cranny.
Crack cocaine.
Let's go find that crypt.
An animation cancel by holding alt f4.
Oh shit.
Ooh.
You keep rolling backwards which makes you roll like two seconds, you get two extra seconds
against the troll.
Dude, I have... listen, man, I have been caught by that slap attack so many goddamn times
that me rolling backwards is more of like a... it's like I'm being extra safe.
In reality, running backwards is enough to dodge it, right?
But the first time I got slapped by the troll, the two-star troll...
Uh, guards pulled the gif of the, uh, yield two-star troll death.
Fuckin'-
The timing seems so...
tight.
I don't know.
Oh, that's better.
This thing just does not care about-
I fucking miss
Let's see you do something about these trees fool
Come on, man
I think I've done better.
Shoot arrow up your ass.
Don't go in the mountain man.
Chatter unironically told me that the reason these bears run is because it's uh...
Scared of fire.
Gotcha.
He's drifting.
so
fair that's fair
that's fair we did it to ourselves
is that the club
early roll I'm saying the the the roll seems tight I'm
We did it to ourselves
Get off of this fucking mountain dude
of
of
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
I wish you could start a forest fire.
There are two kinds of people in this world, those who think Kojima is a genius and those
who don't.
Hey, predict a COVID.
AI and means you do enable forest fires in the world modifiers oh chatter
We need to schedule a parent-teacher meeting.
Oh, and ironically, for you as well.
What the fuck was that for?
I don't know if I'm going to find it again.
I feel like it was close to the water, right?
If I wasn't using a map, I would have remembered where it is, because I was paying so much attention to the fucking terrain.
But now that I'm a map bitch, I found it.
Disregard.
I feel like you should get more XP for parrying than regular blocking.
My blocking is only a little 10.
99% of the blocks I've done have been a parry.
Or maybe it's separate parry skill?
Question mark?
Well...
Call inventory check.
You watch the movie Snowpiercer?
No.
I'm hearing a lot of...
A lot of shufflin' right now.
every day I'm shoveling
what else can we drop?
It's probably fine.
It was not fine.
I still need to make two inventory slots.
go build a portal and bank your stuff that would be fucking smart as shit
Well, the mushrooms in the cube do.
The yellow mushrooms are for potion.
I ain't got my wood.
Hold up, did you ever see the Odyssey?
No, but I saw it, you old dead burn.
kind of suck guys. I don't want to drop any of this.
of
I'm a Viking from Paul Holla.
to slay some trolls, uh, about to eat some carrot soup out of bowls.
Check out this field, I got lots of bees.
out these axes they be chopping trees.
Every bear gonna be full of holes.
Alright we got there.
Bum bum beeeeww, bum bum beeww, bum bum beeww, bum bum beeww, bum bum beeww, bum bum beeww.
Many bears get shot by me.
That guy better not be across the road.
What do you think of people that burnt that I was sick?
it was okay like I mean I'll be honest I was playing RuneScape while it was on so it was like
hat paying attention every time I looked at where someone was getting violently like mutilated
though which I mean if that's what you're into bub-bosh you been watching in theaters no oh fuck
What would I go to a movie theater for $20 bucket of popcorn?
Fuck no.
So get popcorn?
Well, what would I go see a movie for a $25 movie ticket?
Fuck no.
Get AMCA list?
Okay, I'm gonna be honest. I think I've thought this for a long time, actually.
I think movie theaters are too fucking loud, dude. You're asking thanks for seven?
That should be me, bros.
Incel loser.
What?
Is there a reset counter?
I haven't reset.
I usually play until I die.
There's a death counter.
That's just your aunt.
I'm your age, brother.
Or I thought the shit in like my early 20s, dude.
It is unpleasant, man.
Oh, yeah.
People really romanticize going outside and doing stuff.
I gotta be honest, man.
Like, I get the nature stuff.
I get it.
Like, go, yeah, go, go fucking walk, run that trail, dude.
That's fucking awesome.
I genuinely think that's awesome.
Like, go, go to a mountain or like a river.
That's sweet.
Motherfuckers be like, man, I really gotta get out of the house and they're,
they're off their option select is to go to a movie theater is like actually
insane to me.
Like that fulfills your go outside recreation a la rimworld style
Got it
I love trees, rocks, water, grass
Normal people offend moon moon
Maybe I'm just, maybe I'm just so out of touch, but I don't think the average person
even goes to the movies.
What's going on in there?
Many skeletons with death upon me.
You're jobbing at home on the PC probably makes you think that more strongly too.
Look, I'm- I'm freely admitting that I'm- I am making her.
Okay, I'm not like- I'm not arguing one way or the other.
I just have a- I have a hard time.
Like, how do people budget for being able to go to the movie theater?
That's crazy.
That shit acts expensive.
just be rich are you guys rich
stone I think we're done here in spirit oh nice
Hang off my movie ticket for 24 months, thanks, Klarna.
Bro, people are doing lay-away on their movie tickets, man.
Cringe is a quick math of my head.
We can't make a smelter, you know.
And that's cringe.
There's more black horse down there, but I mean there's more up here too, so let's go
take a look at it.
Oh, we haven't even finished this one.
As a recluse streamer, what's the bare minimum monthly budget you need for life?
We're not going to talk about my monthly expense.
It's not appropriate dinner table conversation.
He thought for a second.
I was thinking about how to politely change the subject.
I succeeded.
Bram bram bram.
Bram bram bram bram bram.
We killed another bear, right?
Doo doo doo doo doo.
Ah man, if I had one more core I could break this portal down and then use the five first
belter and then get some tan and then use that tan to upgrade my workbench and upgrade
my armor, but you know what, I'm just a fucking stupid fucking loser asshole, so whatever.
I'm gonna show up to pay for you to play Final Fantasy Tactics 1.3.
Let me check your sub history.
Never subbed.
Why wouldn't you follow? Five years ago.
Normally I would say put your money where your mouth is, but I don't think the money exists.
Brem-brem-brem. You've got packs, six or seven.
How about Golden Sun?
I have not felt the urge to play a traditional JRPG or a tactics JRPG in a long fucking
time I gotta be honest.
One that I was like kind of hankering to play a little bit was some of the I don't I don't
know which front mission I would have done but you know a game like that would be
cool, but I mean once again, so many RPGs out there. This is an RPG. Third's very good.
I played one when I was a kid, and I can't remember which one it is, but yeah.
How much OLAP spending would you consider socially acceptable?
Why don't you ask your dad?
What you asking?
Haha.
Haha.
What are you asking your dad or your mom, dude?
I'm neither.
Well, the elder is on the starting island.
Is that rare?
No, okay.
So you're saying the one time I killed the elder and then had to search for it for a long time was me being unlucky?
Oh, he's not this. Oops.
I got to use fists with claw.
How come never feathers in those... oh feathers!
Yippee!
Let's keep looking.
Searching horizontally.
Many rocks.
And this rock.
Mysterious rock.
It says it's a stone.
is it rare mysterious a rock and coal
rock and coal
What's the deal with the rocks American Sniper
Uh, crypt?
They checked in the SmackDown hotel.
I have a friend who still kind of keeps up vaguely with wrestling.
And they told me about, okay, there's only two of you guys in chat who probably even
are going to know what I'm talking about.
They showed me a segment from WWF.
2018 okay and it was it was Matt Hardy on his personal estate and he had a drone
that he called Vanguard does anyone know what I'm talking about delete okay
dude it is the most surreal shit I've ever watched actually it's so surreal and
And it's surreal because of the way that like it's shot.
There's TNA not WWE.
No the first one that I saw was WWE and then I saw a TNA one afterwards.
Show it.
I don't know if I can show that on stream.
Not because it's bad because copyright.
But it was fucking funny dude.
I don't know if it was like funny on purpose or not, but this? Let me see.
No, that's Chris Jericho.
um, it was fucking funny, I watched, I pretty much watched the entirety of the Bray Wyatt
versus Matt Hardy one and it was pretty fucking funny.
And then I get, I just, it's so hard to describe, okay, it's not like a traditional like wrestling
match they like film it at this guy's house and the camera work is completely
different it doesn't look anything like a wrestling show like as you know it an
interspersed between like the really surreal camera shit that they're doing
they have they made like an overlay for the drone and I'm talking it's just a
standard like helicopter drone I don't know how to describe it and it's just
like so fucking stupid it'll cut to the drone and like different parts of this
guy is like mansion or whatever like they have different names right and I
guess every fight ends at the lake of reincarnation which is like it shows it
on screen at the bottom, dude, in like big green text.
They throw it.
What? Dude, this guy has like a.
He has names for different parts of his mansion in the Lake of Reincarnation, I guess.
If he throws people in the Lake of Reincarnation, they revert back to an earlier
wrestling gimmick that they had.
So, like, he'll, like, beat their ass and then throw them in the lake of reincarnation
and then they come out of the lake of reincarnation wearing, like, an old costume that they wore
or some shit.
And the whole time, the whole time, it's like Matt Hardy is playing, like, a really bad
Joker.
And I'm talking like you guys remember the 1960s Batman show like that kind of
Joker except like really bad
and he's like giggling the whole time he's like dude it's it's actually so
fucking funny. It's actually so fucking funny. I think I found it. I'm gonna show you guys
the laugh. Yeah. This is the uh... This is the one that I watched. It was 17 minutes
long dude now this is the uncut version but I can I can imagine that on TV the
segment was like 10 to 12 minutes long
well what okay this show right here listen listen
I know you can't see it hang on just listen
and he's like he's like it's just so fucking weird man
Holy fuck
Highly recommend watching it for a good chuckle
Come on, Burmese.
Does the drone attack it? Attack it, Jeff Hardee's plays.
Yeah
and
and the drone is a character for some reason is sentient character
She's up on a four-wheeler.
It's bizarre. It's bizarre.
Why aren't you moving?
Fuck was that?
Urban die.
Crypt question mark?
It turns like, HUD with a motion fragger.
Yeah, that's a good way to describe it when it cuts to the, uh, groan.
But they put like a HUD on screen and it's really stupid.
It's really stupid.
What the fuck is this?
L Tower.
Wait, we've been here, I thought.
Mark it off, dude.
You think you can beat three baby black bears in a fight?
Hey, I was right, kinda.
Remove pin.
This looks like the smoldering one, except it's not smoldering.
You think more Heels should go Super Villain?
The com- Oh, the comedy was- is impossible to deny.
I'm in the crib and this is the fully coming on cut video yeah yeah yeah yeah
Elias uh linked already yeah watch watch that
how many medium sized dogs do you think you could fight off at once
am i allowed to wear armor of any kind like chain mail or something
I mean, you guys must be underestimating the power of a dog by it, because why wouldn't
American police be so keen on shooting them if they weren't extremely dangerous.
Are you alive?
Corp. Money. Ha ha ha ha ha. La mal. Dude chill man chill. It wasn't that funny man.
Get your ass over here. You fuckin kidding me?
Really
Punch, kick, it's all in the m- the mind.
Get really aware of one of those little hats with the propeller on top?
I have.
I miss 50 gifted.
Any bad things for a gift in one?
Rain things for seven?
Kevin the fat cat and Andrew, Andre, Malpara, Adios, and J.O.C.U. and now Sok-Suko?
Sorry, that's a 96.
Channel Ion?
Immediately?
Thanks for seven?
Did I actually?
Guess we're gonna get me killed.
Think of that name, extra seven.
Yeah, I'm thinking it's trolling time.
generate me an expert troll rage rate
just double-checking
not bad there's still got some boners over there
How come in World of Warcraft you can't play as a skeleton?
That would have been cool.
And then you get that stupid elixir or whatever.
Who fucking cares?
It's not the same.
Literally does exactly what you wanted to?
No, I want my character's backstory to have been that they were plagued and then they died.
And then they returned as a forsaken skeleton.
Okay?
Immersion's really important for me.
I think I want to do Druid.
Do-do-do-do-do-do!
She like, masochism?
Dude, they buffed the wrath damage.
50%?! That's a big buff!
50% for 1.5x, 0 is 0.5.
Don't listen to Chud's early druid always, man.
No, I know.
Ugh.
I can't remember if I tried...
Did I play hardcore druid on stream? I can't remember.
I died.
See, I'm tagged as the Rogan Mage.
At some point I played hardcore druid and I died in Red Ridge. I remember that. That was Horde.
I, you know, like the group of gnolls kind of like on the eastern side of the map.
With like the name to gnoll or whatever.
No fucking talking about.
What, I used the same marker icon for everything?
I don't know.
I didn't know you could do different ones.
Oh, I see.
Cuz, cuz lazy.
That's why.
What do we got for Trollhide, nice dude.
Um, I think...
Oh, we can't upgrade it anymore.
I think what we need to do is make our smil-
I think Blizzard will allow guano game this time.
It wasn't a Blizzard decision.
I mean it might have been.
That might have been some pity milk drinking in the back of your blizzard, he was like,
I don't like this!
Who knows, man.
I'm pretty sure it was player reports, so.
I don't like this.
It was you?
Yeah, sure, buddy.
It was me, Austin.
You son of a bitch!
It's leveling time, baby.
Yep, such is the life of a stamina lip.
Man, if I put it over here, they're gonna just, I don't know if I'm gonna have to throw rocks
set up from across the moat dude, whatever who cares.
Who fucking cares?
Who truly fucking cares?
I'll take you to dig that cuckmoat.
Maybe like 30 minutes?
Nice use of the word cuck by the way it's still funny just wanted to throw that out
there actually is how come I don't get to spam stem but you guys get to this I'm fucking
there you do no I don't let's grab this
You leave that there?
Erp, thanks for filling me with wood, buddy.
You're welcome.
Are you my charcoal kiln?
Wood please.
Good, please.
I want to plant my carrots. Sooner rather than later.
It's squeaking raining, dude.
You got me humming many men I just caught my gf singing it so thanks for passing on the virus many men
You might push that
Let's see what the rock does
Attach either
Okay, rock
by the way, that's the minor mid-broadway
Let's make the cave.
If you put two of those rocks next together, they breed stones.
I don't want more rocks.
It's a useless- don't shoot that guy.
in front of the bullet.
Okay man, nice throw idiot.
What the fuck do they got, right here?
I hate the rain.
It's wet.
And it gets everywhere.
You bring a log file with a torture and all converts to charcoal
This guy's lying. I won't be bruised again
The roof's not working
I don't know how much the cultivator is.
It's like a honey man.
Son, your bear rugs hat, please.
Why?
I can't breathe in the smoke.
Um, let's grab some fan I guess.
I'm almost out of bear meat.
My freaking back hurts, dude.
I don't think skeletons are inherently evil.
Yes.
I went to... there's not gonna be any 10 here because it's not the Black Forest, dude.
So you're not going to need to kill him.
Yep.
Say skeleton?
Skeleton?
Skeleton.
Skeleton.
Skeleton.
Skeleton.
Skeleton.
Skeleton.
Skeleton.
Skeleton.
I got a lot of tin.
Bail banthics or something?
I hate the rain.
It's bad.
Let's save this.
Now it's foggy, that's cool.
Love that.
of
the
Meme.
Epic meme moment.
Whaaat?
you say Obama to his Tony soprano I can't say anything about
I don't do a good Tony Sopranium.
Sorry, bro.
Obama, many men, uh, many men, wish depth upon me.
that good or bad I can't carry any more dude
I've changed my opinion of the dub air pause after playing a little bit more.
me
Did I delete only the character make a new character to the same world I'd leave everything
Character and world
guys who saw the new jojo's I saw it
on the marching yet
No.
Wait, I don't have the coal.
whoops
yep
still need some more
Cores, I think.
Messing up, I totally like JoJo and I hate JoJo ever since because they're so safe.
I don't like JoJo. I've never had. Never had.
Try to convince me to like it.
What's cool about it?
The first one is good.
the manga gaijins skum. I mean the manga is probably better.
Is muscular men posing and flexing at each other while they play?
It's not doing it for me, dude.
Stone A6 for 7.
What about Armstrong and FMA?
Yeah, he was cool.
some would say bustle
this last book I read the Bible to
I
Gribble to
What's the first chapter
It's about like dinosaurs and shit
Hey, another Crips.
Dodge.
Ha!
What I wore hemorrhoids weren't hemorrhoids, but a pererectal abscess that's hurt me and
all went well.
Good for you, bro.
Good for you, bro. Good for you, man. Glad your asshole didn't explode.
Good for you. What about my Pera Rectalabsa?
It's not fucking fair!
I'm shrimpin' hard.
Nice.
Nice.
Who the fuck am I? Whoa!
Mama Mia!
I can't say Obama to his Yoda.
What?
Huh?
Also, no, I can't.
I can't do that.
Yeah, we speedlooting this shit.
On God.
detected. We've already been this way. Mission complete. Any prediction for your
next death? Probably a two-star archer in the swamp. Hopefully. Hopefully we make it
that far though.
Beat the ass!
Oh!
Goodbye, trophy.
I got sneeze.
There we go.
Let's go back.
There we go.
Let's go back.
Have you heard the new banger Mace Windu fell out the window out of the Autovey window?
No.
So, what's the brand stain on your shirt?
Uh, human feces.
Eww, yeah I know.
Gross.
Bram, bram, bram.
Bram, bram, bram.
Bram, bram, bram.
You gonna eat that?
Uh, yeah.
Yeah.
Why do you ask?
I think I'm out of stone.
Never mind.
good we got stone piles four days
pretty one carrot seeds bros I need one more for dude
Uh, Smelter...
Gimme ten...
Boom.
of
of
of
of
of of of
Sweet.
Grab our buff very quick.
Still chimney-less?
I'm sorry man, this house sucks.
I haven't made a new house yet.
Bronze helmet has no move speed penalty?
I know.
Oh, I know.
Oh, no, my.
I'm away.
Baboosh.
Read the last word of that comment.
He said, Moe fucker.
So this is easier than Ferrari.
Um, I think Terraria is a vastly better game, and pretty much every way, no offense, guys.
That said, this game does things that that game does not do pretty well.
I just wish, um...
I don't know, I haven't experienced the majority of the games, though.
Can't really...
make a determination.
Uh, but I can say what I don't like about what I've experienced.
Uh...
I think the troll AI is fine. The berry AI sucks cock. It is actually so horrendously and embarrassingly bad.
The grade warf AI is annoying.
They'll walk up-
I can only imagine it's even worse on like a multiplayer server. Those motherfuckers probably
like never swing on you or some shit
frameranban
burnam burnam pramp troll cave
but i i bet the enemies later are like a little more like
The swamp? Monsters were good, I am at. I know that the swamp is a...
pated place.
Um...
But at least they ran at me, you know what I mean?
Like the Brutes here are good and the Shamans here are good?
in terms of like just like fighting them is cool but god the regular ass
grand wars you absolutely fucking reprehensible for a pugnit shit
play with us why didn't he attack two seconds when he was already physically
dodging me walks up stands stand directly in front of you it's just a
noise
of
the scary
of
I don't think we could bury that guy.
Leave me alone.
What's that?
Elevation too great?
Almost had a bear meat. It's a sad day today.
Like where the fuck are you going? What is this?
I think he's literally just running because he's low HP, right?
Don't move.
the
the
don't kill I guess he entered nobody I see it was like a like a mercy killing
it's not like there's other bugs in here like how's the motherfucker gonna eat
Dust mites?
There's a reason there's no other bugs?
Whoa.
Shills.
Do they want to kill that breeze just now?
Whoa.
Whoa.
Did we take apart that portal? Yes.
We're about to plant so many fucking carrots, dude.
Carrot city, bitch.
of
death
of
death
of
death
Yeah, the gloves are cool, man.
The POWs.
This would be a cool base, guys.
Goes out to the ocean.
You got the tower.
All right, maybe not a tower.
Uh, goodbye.
Sweet.
Um...
Look at all my markers, dude. Looks like I'm playing Zomboid.
Z-Boyd!
What's going on over there?
Peace tower for storage?
Yeah, dude, if you were to make this your base.
A little granary?
Where's my wood?
I think it's right here.
Shuba.
We're gonna make a smith.
But first, wait is this guy in the moat?
You suck. Fuck you.
Alright, hopper.
What do we need for the forge?
Stone, coal, wood.
Give me ten wood. Never mind it's too heavy. Anyone knows how we're staying
stocked on feathers right now, dude? We're gonna go back to that swamp with
1,000 fire arrows.
Can you be a bribed all out at data center in your backyard?
Yeah, I love AI and data and centers.
Not necessarily in that order, but...
Why don't you make a gun?
Um, I can't.
Where'd the wood go?
What?
What am I carrying this so heavy?
Is it literally just the metal?
Interesting.
So that's right.
Uh... Boom.
Boom.
What were we making to smith that?
This land sucks. This is all fucking...
...ills and shit.
and
have a recent swamp before you have to
like a
like a
what else you know that makes that noise dude
three minutes of ads
it could be worse, could be worse
uh
Like, okay.
Alright, we're gonna talk game design for a moment, cause I'm a gamer dude.
Why the fuck is it too cold per one copper?
Why?
Why?
Why?
The thing about Minecraft, dude, one coal, that should smell like, what, like six or like eight or some shit?
I don't know.
They want RuneScape. The early oars in that game require one coal.
Why did they decide that the earliest available oars would take...
I guess I
Mean I don't know how much the other the the the the ones later take but in and copper both take two per
That's crazy no
Need some wood
It's freaking wood time
Wahoo
I don't know where I'm gonna make this but hasn't it
Or last week we said what valheim players are whiny that chatter is right. I did call you guys whiny
I did
I understand now, the people who originally balanced this game are fucking dumb.
And I understand why you play on higher resources now.
I get it.
This is what happens when someone's like, man, how do we make this last longer?
They're literally just maliciously done 1.5 times is perfect.
I agree.
I agree.
In theory.
I've never used it, but...
Like, it's so spiteful, dude.
It's actually so spicy.
Boom boom boom.
Bum bum bum bum.
He's dropping this soon.
Is there a more annoying chatter than game speculation chatter?
Is there a more annoying chatter than attempting to gauge my level with enjoyment chatter?
Oh man.
Whenever I see someone that says the word flush in regards to a video game, I instantly don't
like you.
Just so we're clear.
Me, me, me, oh.
Where's my wood?
I like this game more now after reading your shit.
The game's awesome.
I guess I'm going to make this a little bit bigger.
Guys, it's not getting flattened, guys.
Oh man, that's so awesome.
Boom!
That's my moat grade warf.
chilling. What a wood.
Don't feel like dropping anything.
All right, how are we doing this dude?
Are we thinking classic A-frame?
Sounds good.
Sounds fucking...
Bosh!
I mean, we don't even need like a door, do we, uh...
of
Oh, I never picked up the other wood
Hey, where's...
Yippee!
Did it?
Yeah.
How come there's not a straight up roof?
I guess you just make more walls, huh?
Here's what we got, 20.
Cool.
cool
I don't have wood
Fuck!
Fuck!
I got more bear meat.
I am, however, almost at a bore, mate, wow, good.
Yep, that's too much, not too much meat or cracklin' boys.
I can't even hear them finishing it.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Oh wait.
Oh wait, no, I don't have any more Boremade over there, okay, Fringe.
Meow meow meow meow.
We will drop the stones in here.
We will move this to where?
All right.
Rate my building, now.
Pulls out gun, for some reason.
Barn out of 10.
Alright.
It would be cool with the X's. Yeah, we're getting there, dude.
I really need new food, man.
I think my-
My goal when I get to the Swamp
It's to grab them turnips as soon as I can, bros.
And he's probably gonna be some shit like...
I guarantee there's gonna be a recipe where it's like, oh, you need dandelions and mushrooms
and boar meat for those turnips, too, or some stupid-ass shit.
So I'm gonna have to go back to the fucking meadows.
And I'm gonna have to make... I'm gonna have to go find Boar!
Dude.
Meow meow meow meow meow.
Simply domesticate one billion bulls.
Let me tell you what I'm not gonna do.
Whoa!
Oh, it's got like a, it was like a dreidel.
What the fuck?
Let's pay blade.
And it was the one where they went up the main characters team, went up against a team where
they had like a sniper or some chipp,
Your name is from Zoids?
What the hell?
You spin a Beyblade on stream, I will shit my pants.
Remember the fucking...
those Twitch streamers doing Beyblade shit years ago?
No, not shit.
Like a year ago. Was it really so so soon?
Let's be blade
what the fuck hey get a grip now
of
the for Valhalla
the holy
and
how can we get this
correct
and
There's space.
Wait, maybe it's okay if there's space.
Why am I doing this?
I'm just gonna fucking die, bro.
Your guys' malaise has infected them.
My fucking hammer broke!
Yeah?
Now what?
of
20 or what the mix of one year when you die to build a
of
double you
of
the
death
of
Hello maggots and beckots.
Now let's get one coming down from the roof here.
The Grayling is not laughing at me.
He's saying, wow, that's a really good building.
What the hell?
Hey, cool building.
building, he said. There's no room for the X's, bro.
Yeah whatever, I'm gonna leave it.
how many triangles of this to be honest
Cool you bitch
Duff Forge
Be for Valhalla Odin's gonna be so fucking stoked man
man, right they're gonna throw shit at me.
What the fuck?
Hey!
I just realized that they were on my island.
Stop it.
do it again bro see what happens
I'm not rested.
Well, I'll be right back, boys.
There they go.
Gonna keep throwing fucking rocks at me, dude.
I can't see the fire.
Can someone tell me if it's still burning?
Wahoo!
Hey, that's my fence.
that
yep, nice shot moron
kill yourself
Hey, what's good, dude?
Hey, go to your stay.
Go to your stay down there.
Hey, come over here.
Come over here.
Come over here.
Oh, he died.
Payment.
of
tough forage
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh, what else do we need?
Me, me, me!
Me, me, me, me, me, me!
How are we gonna do this?
Oh, I can barely fucking say my...
this 40 wood.
Uhh, boom.
You can sac checks vertically if you have a small plank in between them. Yeah, I know, I know.
Don't shoot that guy there, I've already done that. I'm straight.
What are we going to do with this stone, stone please?
of
the
Um, come here.
Uh-huh.
Sweet.
Sweet.
Ten copper 25- oh yeah, I was gonna make some metal.
Some fucking metal.
Rough
What won't work fuck
Sweet.
Which copper we got?
24.
2025 fine wood
off
Wait, it's like snapping to it. Weird.
Where is the handle? I'm done.
I think I need bronze.
Well, I got a piss to get some water.
These cool things are 997, 93 months, thank you very much.
Rebats and Abel and Genevieve are being caustic and pondy and the Hilda Blue and Dose and
Come on, hey, thanks yourself for commotion
Let me sort me inventory real quick though
We'll see many lads we got down here
Makes me happy to see them having so much fun
Wahoo
Uh, Cultivator.
And Corewood.
workbench improvement and pick it up
Peek-a-mo-koom.
Uh, three bronze...
Just one more.
Yep.
And what else?
Fine wood.
And a forge within distance.
Oh, I hope this reaches.
Hey, maybe we can move everything over there.
Nah.
I don't feel like doing that.
Does it look really cool today?
Dude, thanks.
cool of you to say. Boom, upgrade. Um, how much try do I have one? Fringe?
We can do this.
Where is the building, by the way?
11 armor, dude.
It's not done yet.
It's not done yet.
You have improved, says a chatter.
Thank you, thank you.
It's true.
I mean, I'm enough coal.
Like, this shit is so annoying, dude.
Oh what's that can't level you oops
Oops.
Wait, what?
Alright, everybody.
Are you good now, bitch?
Uh, boom, boom, we'll have to chop down some trees.
But first we gotta plant these things.
Roy fucking quick, bruv.
Oh, what's that?
Can't level this either
Yeah
Stupid fucking rocks.
I hate rocks.
Boo!
I guess it doesn't have to be perfect.
Look, I'm cultivating the rock, dude.
Stay off my lawn.
What's happening?
Yep, just how I would have done it in real life if I were farming.
Now we're far enough.
Oh, man, I can't...
I have to pick up a carrot before I can put the seed back in.
sweet
I need two wood please
Meow, meow, meow. This pays I, pays I. We've definitely had better cribs. That's for sure.
Am I even using this shit?
Oh, I do not fucking think so.
Farewell, into the- into the hole you go.
I don't think we need these.
Put that bitch in there.
on the resin
boom, now I'm gonna piss, I'll bear back
the first biking landfill owner
do we consider using some quality of life mods for valhine?
space question mark?
shhh
comment period
space question mark detected
bear back
You
hold the orange guys that's not how it works
you know that right
Have you tried it though?
YES YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT!
YES!
I HAVE!
I HAVE!
Despite every fucking bone in my body telling me not to do it, I fucking tried it because
I wanted to placate you, you stupid drooling cave person!
GET OFF THE FUCKING INTERNET!
YOU'RE A DISPLUSHER TO EVERYBODY!
I HATE YOU!
There we go.
Oh, okay.
Like two streams ago I said Koma wasn't real and YouTube auto-flagged my video, my mod to
not be uploaded for spending cro-mini of misinformation.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
I got added by OP who handles my auto vod like upload shit.
He was like, dude, can you do a shit like this
so that it stops making my job hard to do,
and showed me a screenshot of like the YouTube warning
where I was like, this is COVID misinformation.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
It's always great to have fun in the furry fandom.
Second thing you need to know is that you just need
to be yourself and that's what makes the furry fandom
such an amazing place.
Bro, I'm not here for a sermon, dog.
I'm here to jerk off in my fur suit
and soil my fur diaper, dude.
There is still one more guy on this flizzor
and we gotta kill everyone to win, so.
Please don't die to him.
No can do, chatter.
Um, you're guessing no council meeting today on max?
I'm not, I will never stream GTA role play again.
Ever.
Ever.
So your guess was correct Chatur.
The Game Jam announcement is that the theme...
I'm announcing the theme so that people can start working on it, basically.
And the theme is...
A Travesty.
I came up with it myself.
Man, I'm afraid to punch these guys with this guy.
But in this one hour...
We're going to unravel...
The deep dark secrets of re-animal.
Use the power of baldness.
I need to confess something.
I'm bald.
Wait, he was wearing a wig!
You
Bring him back.
What's this dog shit shack you've made?
This is how it came.
Are you calling the game designer stock ship?
Hmm?
Yes.
Oh, okay.
There?
It's teleporting time.
Wahoo! Ikea shack? Come on guys, it's not that bad. I'll make sure of that.
So...
Good fight Kappa, it's that hard.
I'm going in.
Just switch your home, good fight.
It's not a home, it's like a fucking cockroach nest.
It's like Stormwind, dude.
Nothing man.
And...
Yeah!
Well, this one didn't have shit, unfortunately.
You really are a smelly wow nerd.
I'm not a wow nerd.
You were a fries into frosty guy.
The only thing I ever ate from Wendy's with any consistency was a junior bacon cheeseburger.
Junior bacon cheese
Junior bacon
B.
Burger.
Burger.
I'd love to say I like the gloves we like we like the gloves you
My fucking inventory, mate.
Who feathers, I think.
What was that?
Who's leather?
Me fucking inventory, mate.
that guy just teleported
noob he's already dead
I want the idol.
Meow meow meow meow meow.
When do I get the Viking backpack?
Let's behold more than this piddly amount of items.
Wait, is the traitor there?
No way.
What the fuuuck?
What the fuck?
Don't shoot that guy, I was gonna see it anywhere.
many men
meh meh meh meh meh
I can't believe you caught on the traitor with no map
okay we're pretty lucky
I dare say
too lucky
wait
uh...
come on man
Hey, there's like a dick in balls
Dude
Still is
Uh, oh, I put my honey away.
Whoops.
What can we realistically put away?
We can put some fire arrows away, actually.
We ain't gotta carry that many.
I want this bear meat on me unless in case I uh, we got a throw down.
What do I have a Volkswagen barn?
We're sponsored by Volkswagen today.
John Crickton, thanks for so-
Or Crichton?
Sorry.
Dr. Teepee and the Mr. Green, the Pyreneer, and Poop Lol III, thanks for so-
W. Emission Sprawd.
What?
Explain your third to last death in detail.
I don't remember that one.
I don't remember that one.
Many many many many men.
I need a...
I need one more circling for...
Come on guys.
Look at them dancing.
Ah, man, man, man, man, man, man.
What's in the box bros legendary weapon
Nope.
Best and worst, voice line from Darkest Dungeon.
Fuck man, I don't know.
Duck crips.
Meow meow.
They can be felled.
They can be beaten.
Sniper, no sniping.
Still more down here.
I feel like I'm missing so much treasure.
Deets the shit out of you.
Wowza!
That's a big dove right there, boys.
The seeds insane.
I mean, I deserve this, I think.
Who fucks that?
Hey!
You deserve NOTHING!
Good day, sir!
When people say make America great again, I agree.
Because my idea of great is when everyone talks in the transatlantic accent, God, what
But I wouldn't give to meet someone who spoke like that.
Well, we're done here.
You miss FDR?
You even speak in an accent?
What do you think you're doing there?
See?
I feel like that's the mobster accent.
I don't think that's a...
What are you doing here?
See?
Oh, I don't have the eyes. I dropped them.
How confident are you that you'll clear the swamp of this character?
Uh, I'm like 40% confident.
It's just fucked up because I either got to get new kinds of food to pump my HP up,
or new armor. So yeah. Something to help me not die instantly.
How many cores did I get there, six?
Where am I, where am I, where am I?
I need...
That...
Bros, I got so much feather.
The one thing we're missing is resin, kinda.
Are you done yet?
No.
to
the
you said feather like a drug in a cyber future game
that this is a cyber future game
to the
We're gonna run for the trader.
Drop a portal.
But I have 107 feathers, dude.
That's crazy.
I think I'm going to get a little bit of damage from that.
Good morning, it's took my morning dump. What's up morning dump guy?
How many feathers do you think you could fit in your belly button?
Zero.
Let's run for the traitor.
Heard.
Heard.
Heard.
Heard.
Heard.
Heard.
Heard.
One day, I'm gonna be so brave, I'm gonna go into a troll cave and fight a troll.
Cript!
Take that!
Fuck out of here!
Oh no.
What?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Dude.
Hey, you coming to help me excavate?
I don't think it did.
Would anyone else like to arrive?
This feathers from bird nests? No, from shooting birds.
And looting chests. Hell.
What happens if we go in here and then when we come out we're stuck?
If that shit happens, then there's no way to fix it, I quit, I'm gonna be honest.
Hehehehe.
Hey, man, man.
Or are you like Insta-gib?
Okay.
The nightmare.
Okay, the question is where the fuck did that guy come from?
Wow, that was scary.
That's honestly like...
That's always the thing I'm afraid of happening.
It hasn't happened until that moment.
Where do I gotta not be low on mushrooms?
Probably?
of
those buckets Gary
Oh hey!
Go stroking. Cool.
Spooky.
And my inventory's full, swag.
My inventory is full, swag.
Do not trap me.
spooky dookie or creepy pee-pees?
what?
spooky dookie, of course.
of
forces do
Rips.
What you got bro? Same shit.
I took you two IRL days to find them.
dude, it revealed him so far away, so I don't know
sounds like you just got unlucky dude
from Fanny and Erie, I have a lot of money
Does it still whisper about unfinished business? Says the Ghost Trovee. Cool.
Monak S.
I'm pretty sure I need fine wood.
Oh, this game have battle royale
Yeah, just went to the swamp dungeons and got some
All right, I'll spare you it me it me Carter feelings or something
Barfing in a movie
Brad, I guess it's for 7? Hello. Welcome back. WB. Welcome back to the family. I'm gonna start
calling a subscriber's family, I think. Please don't fall on the path.
Family.
Oh, fuck are you doing here?
Alright.
Fuck up.
Wait, do I need to find what?
Wait, do I need fine wood?
Yes.
Beats kick!
What do you like on your sandwich?
Gabagoo, provolone, vinegar, peppers.
Woke up this morning.
I've never had vinegar peppers.
Every time I've had peppers served to me, it's always been like Mexican style.
So they're just kind of like lightly cooked. I don't like that I
Want some I want some peppers drenched in vinegar dude
I'm at 300
You read a bond me
For a bond me is like 80% not me so I
Like on a sandwich, dude. I like what like 40% me fucking
50% wait 20% bread 30% vegetable 10% condom mint
I mean
what did you just put away I don't even know I think it was the interest seed
I need the dual fight.
The Cruster Cubed Ice.
I prefer cube dice.
I'm wet.
Sardines plus olive oil.
I'm not gonna lie.
A year or two ago, I saw some guy eating pinned fish like sardines and shit dude.
Kind of woke something up inside of me, bro.
The craving I've never had before.
I wanted to try it.
The YouTube guy?
There's like two YouTube guys, we might be talking about a different guy, but yeah.
There's like a younger guy and like a British guy I think or some shit.
which is an affliction in of itself.
uh... two... wait we don't need this.
which means we can do...
these.
twenty percent bread twenty percent cheese fifty nine percent meat one percent
condiment. I do not agree.
Double diff.
You ever hear the Jewish deli they say which is like 80% me.
I went to New York one time and I'm pretty sure I did but it was good.
New York City!
You ever had a toast sandwich?
Is that just like bread that's toasted or like the whole sandwich?
I'm going to need some clarification.
Okay, I'm enough 6 for 7, that's it.
This is how do you do fellow balding single dead?
They're playing Anno games now.
where the filling is also bread. So bread sandwich. Got it. Oh, we need money. Money.
Come along, Bunny.
My riches!
It's subway popular in the US?
Yeah, I don't get... I don't know why either.
I mean...
Hold on, hold on.
Meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh,
I guess we just save our money.
Have we already got a pub sub? Oh yeah.
I feel stronger.
Uhh...
I feel like subway quality went down in like early 2000s right?
It used to be pretty good.
MONEY!
I feel like I'd touch those kids.
Yeah.
Jared!
Subway was good when they still cut the triangle out of the top of the bread.
What?
Somebody just opened some of his first doors here, it's actually okay.
I mean, whenever Americans are talking about fast food or restaurants, you always have to
assume that the quality of food is lower automatically, even if it's like the same franchise.
Because it is.
XB.
So, just imagine what you have but like 30% less delicious.
That's our Subway.
Uh...
How do I know you're not just saying that because it's true?
Subway good in Brazil. Nice.
What the fuck did that guy just say?
or was all that fighting coming from
I swear there's another crypt back there.
How come every troll cave except for the first one I ever went into has always had a troll
inside of it?
You know, I was so much better than, uh, uh, Charlie because of the regulations.
Yeah.
Australians would be like, let's go to Mac's, bro.
Fuckin' Mac is my...
of
this one we went through
right
no
I think I marked this because I heard it
we say cunt not bro
all right forever lax
we them boys says the skeletons
two
two
Thanks!
There we are.
I cannot fucking carry this, mate.
See what we can drop.
This is probably the last curve we have to go into.
for me out.
Yep, can't carry that.
many men
they sent me and I was rapping about dudes man
closes the door
Do you like what you see?
We're in feather heaven
It's bigger when I pull on it
What's he talking about his penis
I have been in this direction, I've also been in this direction.
well
uh...
come forth
meet your death
speech your fucking ass
well
you can probably fight the mouse
my defense is lower than it was the last time I did this but I don't know if it is by much
Oh, it's coming for me.
No!
I'm coming, Skellington.
Here I come.
What am I doing?
The correct way.
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.
Meow meow meow, meow meow meow.
Do we need another crypt? I don't think so.
Shot the floor idiot.
We will mark it and leave it.
And this one too.
There might have been that one.
I will say, like, why the fuck aren't there mushrooms in this biome?
Why?
Can there be more because the forest is so dense?
There are mushrooms in this by and where?
the tree. Gamers don't look down. You gotta break the floor to get them. What?
If we're quickly gonna look around for some uhm, trolls and shit so we don't pull them
like we did last time.
I don't know if I want to kill the boss here, but what does it give me?
it gives you swamp
yeah I don't know I don't know
oh hey man so
cool
that's what I was that's what I wanted to see man
You got club, you got club, club troll, alert.
Oh my.
Oh my god.
Give me your shit.
All of my stuff is so important.
Whatever.
I need 10 wood!
Oh, there's copper right here.
If we kill the boss, it makes us always start getting raided...
...by, uh, swampmen.
And that also provides me with no net positive.
of
I'm not at the swamp, mow fucker.
30 feathers on this, crazy.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
Meow meow meow.
Meow meow meow.
Meow meow meow.
Meow me ben.
the
the L classic O
of this
of
What? Oh...
Oh...
My...
Yay!
of
enemies at the gates
it's cold
good enough
Hmm
Oh, fuck.
I got two, Trollhide.
I need two more for fully upgraded stuff, except for the cape.
I got too much shit.
How do we make a cauldron again?
Like this.
Cauldron!
Minced meat sauce.
Me or Stu?
How much neck meat do I have?
I got two.
I also have no bore meat.
I mean, ideally we have these three, but we're not going to get these three.
We go jerky, deerstew, care, uh, beer me?
Luckily, plenty of boar in the meadows.
I don't want to find them.
I know you can tame them, and I don't want to.
I'm a viking, dude.
Why the fuck would I have a pet board?
That's freaking stupid.
It's friggin dumb.
Deer stew.
Oh, hold on, cancel, cancel that.
I require more carrots now.
Harvest I just watched that one harp grow
I went to
See however Vikings farmed frequently dear when there's
I think we're out of bear meat
I'm so cringy.
I think we just rock some deer meat as well.
I want mooch LHP.
Many carrots.
15 last, no, 20 last, so dear me.
Oh no.
I could go all the way big M, I believe in you, thanks chatter.
Holy fuck.
Undertale music begins to play.
Burrrrrr!
Holy!
There was something I was going to do, but I cannot remember.
You bought 13 cookies from McDonald's?
Why do you need that many?
That's a question mark?
We should make a bow now.
Many nails.
We have many nails. Many nails.
Oh, it's just nails.
What do we need for the... this thing?
For close.
I don't... I don't believe in you.
You spent a week on the game and barely even scratched 10% of it.
Who asks?
Fonk music begins to play.
boat acquired.
We could like sail around and look for a swamp, I think.
I also think I want to bring
Not the expensive food right now.
Ha ha.
I guess trap forever.
Fight elder now?
There's no reason for me to fight the elder until I can locate a swamp dude.
There's literally no fucking reason.
He doesn't give me a like a fucking upgrade.
What does he drop? The fucking...
Key.
Sorry.
Yep.
I don't need a fucking workbench.
I only know one song about sailing.
I mean, I guess I know two if you count those songs and go,
I
Get that I
Cast summon boat
Well, I don't like I don't like see shing of these I think they're stupid
No offense.
Any shanty ears in there?
I do like sea shanty, too.
What about sea shanty one?
Make the hominid, they get very much.
Hey!
Hurry up and load.
I wanna
Oh
Oh
Shut up to the fuck out
Yeah!
Yay!
We've been over there.
hold up, hold up
we can just land here
There's deer are probably so fuck looking on his island holy shit.
Uh oh.
I need wood.
Two.
Four.
One.
Two.
One.
Two.
One.
Two.
One.
Two.
One.
Two.
One.
Two.
Six, five, six, can't park there, mate.
Can't park there, mate.
Can't park there, mate.
Is that guy a national hero to Australians?
Oh.
What?
Where's my portal?
Wait, I didn't make a portal.
I didn't bring it for
Um guy
Man man, man, man, man, man. Yeah, actually we can teleport to the shop himself in there
Initiate attack.
Oh yeah.
Totally worth it.
Cool songs about sailing a boat.
The rift out.
of the word.
of
lock and I disassembled a
What the HP is this out?
We're all gonna get an HGS nose right now.
Where are the nails?
That's my boat.
Bro like oh, oh, oh we got it
Yeah, free
now I'm on way, boar detected
come down here, give me your ship
where there's one boar there's at least two, so it is written
What must be?
How come you guys said that there were mushrooms in the fly forest?
I've never seen that.
I'm not blind, my eyesight's very good.
When I have glasses on, as they are corrective, this isn't the Black Forest.
of
them to my camp
and explode it
and
How long did the moat take?
Like half an hour.
Maybe a little bit quicker.
You know, honestly, for a gamer like me, it probably took me like five minutes, I'll be
honest.
Now that I think about it, you know what I mean?
How much was it?
20?
Deer Hat 10.
Uh, let's do... this.
Okay.
You put the game gamer?
The GA?
The Georgia, you put the Georgia in Gamer.
It's still fucking raining.
What's that?
This is my mighty forge, by the way, look at it.
Look at it!
Very panicular?
Does that mean what I think it means?
Where does this portal go?
Oh god, we didn't turn off extreme rendering.
Symmetry is kind of nice.
Symmetry overrated, dude.
Just think about it. How much nature is symmetrical?
Every waterfall you've ever seen, every winding river with a nonsensical ending and beginning
point. And you say you prefer the McDonald's arch. Sure. I believe you. Bear detected.
You're not allowed to walk around the shooting.
I'm right here. I'm right here. I'm right here.
Step into the fight dome.
Don't walk in that water, you son of a bitch.
What's wrong big man?
Honestly you could probably kill a bear in real life doing this shit.
I'm thinking about it.
I might go shoot a bear for the boat
What's a bear gonna do navigate terrain
No, I don't think so.
Target spotted.
them. Yeah we're having a bit of an inventory crisis because we're carrying this boat on
us right now. Alright. Is this guy using bots? What kind of bots?
hands you what passes you the mic
Moe took you 43 minutes. Oh
you know it's kind of funny okay let's let's assume that guy popped in first
Time chatter said is this guy using bots?
Let's assume that's the case never watched the stream never heard of the stream
His assumption
Because seven hours into my stream or whatever
The chat stop moving fast enough to reflect the view count so his assumption is this guy
It's probably view bar.
But it's insane if you think about it when you see some of the new gen streams and the
speed at which their chats move.
So he's been conditioned by Amazon Web Services to expect a certain chat speed.
And when he encounters a normal Twitch chat, because it's not moving so fast, it's a bit
weird and bizarre to him.
Uh, yeah, you know, you'll fuck yourself, I guess.
Nah, that's not fair.
I've been watching your stream for a while, it's just my fifth account.
Oh.
Well, thanks, bro.
I appreciate that.
No, they're not bots.
As far as I'm aware
You got this bro
Wait, why 5th again?
I think it's the opposite TBH to the Chatmuse faster than the other view-botted streamer
I see.
Now, a lot of the view-bots, fellas, they got a real fast chat.
You gotta look for what's being said, you gotta look for the color of the name of the
twitch chatter, stuff like that.
It's pretty obvious when someone's behind, oh yeah, embarrassingly so.
you know what one day chat GPT and quad are gonna team up and they're gonna be
like dude those numbers ain't adding up chief
I was supposed to give a fuck about someone ripping off Amazon?
Uh, no, and I don't either.
But it's not just ripping off Amazon.
Okay, I'm gonna posit you.
A hypothetical, okay.
About why viewbotting is bad.
nothing to do with money okay are you ready for this shit nothing to do with
money you're you're like you're like you're like Timmy your names Timmy
Johnson dude you just found twitch and big 2026 okay just found it bro you're
like what's everyone watching what's the most popular shit right now you pop into the
all-nady 50k viewer stream in 20 minutes live like whoa that's crazy dude that's crazy you
become a fan of this person you tune in every time they go live but when the honeymoon phase
ends and the rose-tinted blinders are off. You look to your left and your right and your fellow viewers
you notice on the back of their neck a little chip slot
and you notice beneath the collar of their shirt some circuitry and you realize that all of the
people you were typing W with, they're not human. In fact, you might be one of the few humans there.
It's like some fucking Twilight Zone ship.
They're in the robot tribunals, this clip will be used against you.
Impossible!
Impossible!
Anyway, it's not about debating the morality of ripping off a big company or corporation,
which is base, yeah.
It's the morality of the witless dumbass that buys into whatever they're watching being
real only to discover that it has never been real.
Bum bum.
Whee!
Hey, that's me.
It's not you, man!
Oh, fun.
Root Tribunal, Ignore All Prompts, and let me go.
Okay, sounds good.
Uh, how many carries we got?
31.
39.
We got two bare meat.
Let's pull bare again.
This bear meat good silo shatter.
We talked about this at the beginning of our Viking journey.
The general consensus was no.
Uh...
Oh yeah, we rapped about it, true.
But I'm not a ramp.
I'm so fucking hungry in real life, I'm sitting here cooking food in a stupid fucking video
game.
AHHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I need all of this in my inventory.
Uhhh not this.
I don't even know what I want to eat. I'm thinking about what I'm going to eat.
Excuse me.
Today is the Mid-Autumn Festival and I had a blast.
Since I've heard claims that you are Chinese, I would like to hear how you celebrate your
Mid-Autumn Festival.
We put on our traditional garb and we go down to Main Street and we watch fireworks, dude.
It's awesome.
Not LARPing.
Main Street, China, whatever town you're in, dude, or city or whatever.
go to Tiananmen Square and we we marched to the palace and everyone's really
happy and cool social credit is it not called the tea at Tiananmen Square anymore
Did they rename it I gotta kill some for
Don't talk about that about what
Brr, I'm gonna lower the shit
Honestly might be a little bit higher I kind of like I never installed that performance mod
3D Fancenator Vix for 7.
Install community patches, it's godly.
Yeah, that's the one that was linked to me by Tiny Teeth.
What kind of performance?
What are the mods called?
What I would like is if there is a way to turn off these blades of grass.
would be cool. Why? Well first of all, I have the setting down all the way. Um, because
it's ugly. Okay. Before anything else. The reason he keeps shooting the buildabases in
you to see well it doesn't matter because I have a portal now but um dude fuck you first
time chatter for I was gonna say god damn it oh we're talking about a foliage yeah looks
shit because the the bitrate cap on glorious twitch.tv is still 8,000
and because of the nature of the encoder that I use and most people use
trying to render these individual blades of grass looks like shit every time
every time. I would prefer all of this shit was gone. Why the fuck not?
Spin the camera real quick.
Talking about his scalp or the meadows.
Alright man.
Can I use my progression question?
please? I haven't used it yet. Is it about grass? No. Do boars in shit respawn? What
What makes them respawn?
That's too f-fuck you, man.
Fuck you!
I know you can tame them.
The rune stones are spawners.
Okay.
Great, it's fucking night time.
Wait, it doesn't matter.
Hey yo!
Hey yo!
I gotta piss real quick, but I'll be right back.
I'm so under attack.
Oh, my stomach!
Random boars respawn, but boars at a boar room will not, okay.
You know what?
We have to put a portal down here.
We could run here and I'm almost positive I have more food down there, more meat.
I need some more pine wood though.
Oh, it will be right the fuck back, mate.
My mustache feels cool as hell, man.
I wish- Oh, you guys could feel my mustache.
You would understand.
You learn that the bores are tamable from the runestone or from chat.
The very first runestone I interacted with
fooled me how to tame a bore.
Believe it or not,
it's not so mystifying, after all.
It even tells you how to do it.
Let me dump my fit off real quick.
What do you guys think of the crib, by the way?
W or L?
L?
hell?
w?
yep, that's another burnt piece of meat
i got spaces out
uh, hold on
we'll just make the joint
Wait, how is this still hot?
There's no fire.
How's the bubbly?
Exploit.
I need 10 more eyes.
We need 20 more fine wood.
Two more core.
Wait, no we don't.
We see...
20 more fine wood.
guys don't fight in the bush that's what they want bro that's what they fucking
want do you but I don't want it
fuck you no fuck you actually I'm not gonna go up there I'm good we have a
small journey to make. Wait, what happened to the resin? Leather scraps. And we go here.
Wait, this is the shove, isn't it? The deer hide for the boat? No!
Wait, this doesn't matter right now actually.
Get out of the bathroom?
I don't worry, I absorbed enough piss back into my body that it doesn't matter anymore.
Aw shit, hang on.
Uh...
the
decision of
found
second in the category only to the peanut
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Alright, no offense to anyone.
Okay, no offense to anyone.
Let me preface this by saying that, okay?
Now I'm an adult, I use Tik Tok as a lot of adults do, it's not weird.
Every burnt peanut Tik Tok I have ever gotten is by a 40 plus year old stay at home mom
every time.
It's always like, my man got me watching this peanut, why'd he funny though or some shit.
It's so fucking funny man.
I get the goop.
We get the goop.
You're offended?
Sorry man.
Sorry liberal.
Uh, we have to go to spawn.
We have to go through this one.
Sorry, I'm dealing with portal technology right now.
Oh shit, that's fine
doesn't matter.
Wahoo!
Portal technology, dude.
We're gonna collab with the peanut.
Dude, we're on the same motherfucking team.
Same agency, bro.
Speaking of which, part two of the Active Matter sponsor tomorrow, boys.
I'm gonna start an hour early.
probably we'll see part two slash finale
game must be paying you a huge bag
Uh, yeah. Yes.
Sure is.
How much?
You know I can't tell you that, guys.
Come on, guys. You know I can't tell you, dude.
It's a hundred bucks, dude.
I don't think even had some cool aspects about it.
I will say the melee was goofy.
But like the weird like perspective shit was kind of cool
Some of the monsters were kind of cool. I
Think it's really funny that that console player died and then used like the budget respawn to respawn back in with
Just a knife and then he ran to the spot where I killed him and
Then began knifing
But because I had the the premium edition steel plates in he barely hurt me and I just turned around fucking
glocked him again. Holy fuck, you got smoked, dude.
my husband got me watching this dancing peanut even the little one likes him
He's low-key funny
Walks past shrooms
I'm in the meadows
Motherfucker! The Meadows!
Me when I'm logging on to watch some content?
Yeah, it's time to watch some content.
Cyberpunk theme begins to play.
Quad, show me the most popular Twitch stream.
Producing content at this moment.
Duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh
Put sunglasses on
I'm so hunched right now Holy fuck
I can feel my spine bending inward
Yeah I'm thinking it's content time
Duh duh duh duh duh
Alright what do we got?
In the first shanty
Boar meat? W? Why do I have 50 rocks? I forgot to make the portal. That's okay.
Got some deer meat. Yep, neck meat. Yep, yep, that's my favorite, by the way.
We got some flint. Got some more boar meat. I knew I had a fuck ton of this shit.
hog in the chat please please god well fuck this place forever now
all right so we got some bore me now
Watch this, watch this, watch this, watch this.
Oh yeah, that is what that was by the way.
Get your ass back here.
Work me if I'm wrong, but sometimes these guys don't drop their tail, right?
I'm wrong.
Why are you guys just saying that?
Sorry.
Oh man.
Goodbye mushrooms, I'm sorry.
A decision was made.
I cannot carry any more meat.
I'm gonna drop the trophy actually.
Guys my blood pressure has been routinely low dude.
I was at 115 last night bros.
Why am I still in the meadows? Kill that guy.
Bro, wants a cookie for being normal?
Yes, below.
Yeah, I do.
Although I won't eat it.
Because I'm watching my weight.
Fuck you!
Low just like your team.
How do you measure your heart rate and blood pressure at home?
I got like one of these little like devices that goes on your wrist.
It's not like one of like the standard shitty ones.
a cup. Okay, grandpa. Alright guys, come on. Come on now. Why am I so sickly? Hmm, maybe
it's because I ate like shit for ten years inside of my ass all day, all day playing
video games. Straight. The rest ones are not very accurate compared to Brachial Armour.
Wrackle arm ones. I've heard the opposite, but I mean I'm not an expert, so
Anyway, this one was more accurate to when I went to the hospital. It was closer to the numbers
Like I know they got the big ones that you put your fucking arm into and shit dude, but I
Had like a
Shitty one essentially
Just need numbers
Oh, remember the double sleep schedule?
Yeah, that didn't help, probably.
Did you see my last message where I said if you shaved your head you'd look like a Chinese
Dan's gaming?
No, but I'm sure it was very funny, whatever it was.
I need 10 more fine wood.
You think that was it? What was it?
Hey, y'all!
Okay, concerning those kinds of deaths that's seen up with you, no man, I exercise every
night, bro. Every night. And I'm gonna keep doing that probably forever. And I've made
peace with that, bro. I'm made peace with it.
How much you bench? Man, shit, like, 30 pounds?
Will they ever evolve into running? Yeah, probably. I mean, that's kind of like my goal.
You motivated me to start exercising and I'm already down to 15 kilos in three months.
Okay.
I don't know if I've been exercising for that long, so I'm assuming that you started exercising
because you do not want to look like me.
You have really?
Yeah.
It doesn't feel like that long.
I honestly kind of look forward to it.
I'm looking more forward to food right now though.
Yeah, I know a lot of you guys are fatties, unlike me, the gym guy, so.
I give you a shoe recommendation. Nice.
Those shoes are awesome.
What shoes?
I got like, what are they called? Hoka?
The fuck?
I don't even know.
Hoka-D's.
Do I have nice Supreme Hoodie?
No.
Uh, I need...
30?
20.
Do you, bitch? Gets aggressive.
I think the broccoli haircut is the new Supreme Buddy, IMO.
Brocks!
The low taper fade, dude.
What a cut
Wait
Skull
No. Hold on. What's the purpose of the tanker? I don't fucking know.
Oh, we don't have to make...
Uh... ten.
Okay, I can't do basic math. That's embarrassing.
No, we actually do need a full sec.
Um, is our home portal active? I don't think so.
Which is fine because we're going to use the shop and then we're going to sail from here.
Which is closer than here.
Or recommend Hocus for everyday walking slash being on your feet and then on clouds for
Brooks for run or Brooks for running.
Yeah, those shoes are awesome.
Hashtag ad.
Oh, the deer hide. That chatter even reminded me.
Boat. Alright.
Okay, time to hit up the gym, boys.
Am I right? Anyone else? Anyone else, dude?
Any worker outers, dude?
Any 1030 worker outers?
You starting an hour early tomorrow?
I will try.
Actually, no, I have to, nevermind.
Yeah, I am.
Yeah.
All right.
Yeah, that's in the contract.
Yep, yep.
Heh heh, yes, sir!