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I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.
Mike muted nope
Who's who's Mike?
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What's up?
What's up everyone?
What's up?
I'm waiting for this health potion.
Wahoo!
Uhhhh...
Wait, I already had some. Am I dumb?
We ain't scared at all.
I wonder what button I should put this on.
Probably not going to use these.
So we go.
Yeah, and then, yeah.
Cool.
Let me mace you a question.
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What is this?
I've never heard the song.
The beat was going hard though.
But that's as long as the video go.
Underworlds born slippy.
train spotted.
Good song dude, what the hell?
Facing the clouds and icky ripsticks for 102.
Down for his cr-
The Velovox-controlled burnix for God 7, Nate Dogg, Fuse Man, Vand, Slautherz, Simple
As, McSivis, Brito Bullet, Ron Chee, Sweety Gramma, thanks for 7 short, thanks for the
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the bits.
What the fuck were we doing?
Spirks and Zoxnors and Sauraz Light and Electric, thanks for 7, Asforon.
I might him play one though a jack six for seven J Roth and Cron mag and all of poke and onyx rage and any kills
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Time with her old age the quick that can cook chant bug pizza dreams mr. Poshi Joshie and Oz you would leave extra
So thanks for shoving
We checked out Doki birds new song
on. No, man.
all this hill
You see, Quinn69 was talking shit about you yesterday.
Who cares, does the chatter?
Dude.
He probably wasn't talking shit.
I'm not gonna click the clip.
He probably,
he's probably being driven mad by people
adding him about me.
So keep my name out of your god damn mouth please, chatter.
Fuck you.
Well, I'm so scared, I'll make take out new trees real quick.
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There's like no damn.
Well, they just keep coming, man.
I knew I saw an arrow.
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Show your face, but then you guys will know this is prerecorded, dude.
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Jay-Z, Aaron Bill?
Oh, I forgot something.
Actually, hold on.
Yeah, I gotta go back.
Try as that, thanks for sub-
See, I hate torture music.
I thought it was kinda cool.
No grass mods, so fucking cash money, by the way.
Dude, holy fuck.
Holy...
I'm looking cute today. Thanks. Also sorry dude.
Which mods do you get? Exclamation point mods.
I got the Valheim community patch which increases performance.
Which it is. Right now I'm at very high draw distance
and I'm not stuttering at all.
And I removed the shitty looking grass,
which objectively looks like shit.
Buh-la-la-la-la, buh-la-la-la-la, buh-la-la-la-la-la.
The performance back because you have a star forge. Oh my PC is custom
Custom made with the ticking time bomb I
13900 K
The Melcher
Hello the beef
Wanted a grass-free textured mod?
It's okay, pleb. You don't understand.
You see, big, big billionaire Amazon has a lot of twitch, the
illustrious allocation of
a very generous 8,000
bitrate.
What is bitrate, you ask? Hmm, excellent, excellent. I will tell
It is what determines.
Hold on, I'm busy.
Sorry.
I want like a...
Oh my god, I want rocks.
Hold on.
I want to make like a raised platform
Okay, so I forget the exact map
But...
A resolution represents a value of bitrate, and because I'm streaming at 1080p solely so
that my Twitch Shedders will shut the fuck up about it.
The generous 8,000 bitrate allocation is stretched.
thing. Rocket stove. Think of like a canvas, okay? 1080p is the canvas. Now think of the
8000 bit rate as the paint.
8000 bit rate.
I fuckin' heard that.
Where we can get up here?
Hey!
I remember well talking about I'm busy trying not to back
Don't turn your back to the swamp, Red.
I
Where's the neck I actually need those
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if
if
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Ah, this could be going better, I will say that.
I'm scared.
We went up too high.
We stay high.
No lie.
You know this.
Fallen!
How's your recent scaping been oh you know trying to do to a on expert despite
having never solo cleared it I spent eight hours yesterday doing it
I killed four bosses. No, I killed three bosses on 300 invocations.
How do you like the monkey room?
I don't think the monkey room is that bad.
It's definitely...
Like, I don't have any exceptional pieces of gear except for the bow phone and the
full crystal set. Everything else is like kind of shit. Like I'm using the regular
Charis Partisan right now, which is good sometimes, but a lot of the time I'm using
the regular Charis Partisan and then the Blood Moon Gear, which has like no
No stab bonus.
I gotta get some stab bonus melee gear.
Mixed hide might be better.
Yeah, I was literally thinking about this before stream.
I probably have some stuff that has better stab.
I just haven't looked.
Um, what was I going to say?
Yep, the bug lady is rough.
I also keep forgetting to bring an anti-poison.
Which, like I pre-pot anti-poison.
I only have, like, the shittiest version of an anti-poison.
It's to...
You play Iron Man?
Yeah, although Chat will say I'm a...
I'm a green helm, which I am.
And now I gotta explain myself to this chatter, who doesn't know?
All right, I removed a guy from my party because he wasn't playing to invite someone else and
then that person I invited ended up not playing and then the person who I removed said they
wanted to play again so I re-invited them and they hadn't played at all.
since being removed but when I re-invited person one a green helm to my
Ironman group and I ain't startin over bros I'm gonna be honest I don't know
What is green helm? I don't know specifically. Basically it says it's saying hey this Iron Man
group invited someone that was not level one at some point which is to basically like be like yeah
these people are sourcing items from outside of their Iron Man group which isn't happening.
So now, the only thing I can do to maintain the integrity of the Iron Man group is to literally
never change the members again.
Just start over?
Absolutely not, bros.
Absolutely now! Hell no!
Did I do CG or do you remember? I did every corrupted gauntlet clear. Almost 400.
Every single one I'm gonna tell you I'm gonna tell this first-time chatter a funny story, too
When I originally mentioned I was doing proper gallant on stream
Rather when I mentioned I was doing it to stream
One of my viewers showed me screenshots of their friend
DMing them saying there is absolutely no way
That this guy is doing his own corrupt agonist runs
Like it is not possible for him to be doing that like first of all, it's not even that fucking difficult one
Okay
It's not
I will I will say Kervin Gawling might even be I mean save for the last boss of
ToA Kervin Gawling might be a little more difficult than every other ToA boss I
I am Moe.
Part of an all of TOA.
I mean, even with insanity question mark?
No.
do.
Bomp, bomb, bomb, bomb.
Just the standard 300.
Well, my 300 attempts had insanity, although I never made it to the last boss, so...
I don't know, I think I have to...
I think I have to clear normal until I can upgrade my partisan.
I think that's literally what I have to do.
My it's just so goddamn slow man. It's so fucking slow dude. I think I think I think it takes
Actually I got like an eight minute clear on Kefrey or whatever but
Most of the time it was like 10 minutes just because I was constantly hitting for zero all the fucking time non-stop
That's okay. I mean, I get it'd probably be funny if I figure out, you know what my stab gear was looking like
But I just kind of mindlessly
grab the uh...
blood moon gear
there is no stab gear
wait, not specifically stab gear, just gear that has higher stab
bonus
know what I mean fella? So stab gear. Yeah whatever you, whatever will make you happy
dude. I don't know. And me and the rest of the human beings in chat continue our conversation.
melee gear you're using? Literally... Blood Moon?
Sorry, I'm like trying to focus on whether or not I'm getting jumped by a two-star skeleton
that's gonna one-deague me with an arrow, so...
Give me a moment please.
Medium healing!
Mmmm.
I forgot.
Stab here, you some kind of DCSS nerd or what?
Ok, first of all, fake fan, they're called Stabbers.
Am I building a watchtower?
I'm building a raised platform.
I don't know why.
Honestly, we're kind of killing time until we maybe get like a Raytheon spawn.
We need two of them.
Where are you weak to?
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some it's not piercing
some slash some one of them are no we've been
weak to poison resistance
bear
I don't think this swamp is very big.
You know what?
Actually, let's look around before we commit any more to this giant ship tower.
I do want to remove these trees just so I have a sight line.
Take that!
To me, Grayling!
Mommy.
Rolled randomly in case Bullet was flying at me.
Check.
I'm not talking shit to you
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the
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the rain or the rain or the rain and
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medium healing approach of the mess
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Yeah
What are you doing
that looks like a an evil Skellington over there let's go drop some shit up
You should join the CCTOAs.
See my concern with joining, well first of all I can definitely clear normal TOA.
I've been in a hyperbolic time chamber, one.
My concern with joining a clan TOA is getting out of contribution to buy literally every
everyone because they've got like best in slot gear.
That doesn't matter.
It fucking does.
Contribution is fake.
We don't.
Bro, how come I saw?
Okay, first of all, I don't mind.
Okay.
I saw what you guys were wearing.
Was TOA, tunes of a mask as the runescape first raid?
Contributions of matter for gems?
Alright, maybe we uh, we could run some uh, plant TOA snipe them, or rather I will make
a party and people could join if they wish.
I don't know, like, at that point should we do expert though, that's the question.
I'm so close to getting the last boss on the expert by myself.
Me, me, me, me.
Me, me, me, me, me, me, me.
You need to live so you don't get gunged.
Yeah, but don't my only concern is...
the last boss, specifically the last phase.
What the fuck is the thing I'm looking for?
Me me me
My man my man me I'm gonna go kill some next real quick. I want to get my food even
It's handy is free to have four come pot doses
Okay, so the big break breakthrough for me last night is I was uh...
I was doing Aka 4th, and not only was I doing Aka 4th, I was dying one time and running
out of the 4-dose range pod that I had, so I was getting there and I had 91 range,
And I had the invocation that was making each boss more powerful.
You do one boss and then all the other bosses are stronger or whatever.
So I got there and I could kill the first clone and sometimes I could kill the second clone.
But it just got to a point where I was just not hitting as often as I needed to in order
to kill them.
So I was getting nuked.
And then a Chatterer.
See, the issue is that I was picking the life package first, so I didn't have the smelling
salts.
And I did not realize how absolutely fucking insane the smelling salts are, dude.
Absolutely fucking insane.
They're OP.
Dude.
Okay, first of all, I've not gotten to a point.
The only time I've ever used brews was when we were doing LMS for the room.
Okay, not far to drop my shop.
So, you know, I was only lightly acquainted.
The salts, when you drink a brew, they prevent stat loss.
us. So it just becomes a healing potion. And the salts, they last for 8 minutes, dude.
Which is like surely long enough for any fight. They're recharging, I prevent it? Yeah.
Alright, we got a lot of rocks.
I don't know if we want to make a little bulkhead in this particular swamp, because I think
it's going to be small.
Anyway, Rootscape's cool.
Man, amen.
Wish death upon me.
I need two more neck meat.
Is it going to room fest?
Oh, I don't feel like traveling.
What did I just stack?
Who knows?
360 fire arrows? Oh you'll see, you'll see why we need the fire arrows, friend.
I only got 33 raspberries, man.
one den delight don't mind if I do
I think we're going to need another fermenter, we'll see.
I got 15 poise, we just brewed a poise potion next time I think.
We're going to need to empty the washing machine 30 minutes.
Nope.
I will for gore.
Yeah. I like the last boss in T-O-A and I like...
Ah, those are my favorite fighter runeskis.
Hey, Mermi.
Billy stoked for Zelda remake?
My kid's not a Zelda fan.
As if I would let him be, bro.
yeah
there's like a terrible childhood? no dude
It's awesome.
I swear I'm hearing neck, but I'm not seeing neck.
Yeah, my kid already likes Pokemon.
Oh, hey, man.
Uh-oh.
to white and navigate fellow
okay
Chill out, brother-man.
I'm surprised that reached.
I think we can parry that, though.
Only did, like, 60 damage.
The only tech we can't parry is the big slam, which I believe comes out pretty quickly.
I
I
Oh, that's fantastic
I want to give up. I'll give up though. Actually hold on
of
We gotta get to the swamp, we gotta find some turnip, make some turnip food.
Turnip!
This guy must be on Molly or something, some powder, some kind of shit.
Mr. A chest at the Swamp Boat House.
Okay.
I don't believe you, but we'll see.
Fanamen.
Which to sit in front of the campfire.
What was my biggest achievement in RuneScape?
Uh, I think, fully, I mean, without, not counting this pad.
I'm getting everything from, uh, the Kruppert gauntlet.
The, uh...
Did you get the blade?
Fuck, I can't remember.
I don't think I did, but I might actually have gotten two of them.
Two enhanced seeds.
Um...
Alright, so I'm asking you about runescape, I got a Pobos.
In terms of like, your luck, I got the, uh, the vertus robtop from Vardorvis.
Probably 12 kills or some shit.
You traded for that?
Nope.
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the
death of
the
death
Nooooooo!
I'll take that tail though, bitch.
These are people watching
All right, come on
This community patch is so good dude, I've not felt a single micro stutter
I'll come.
I fucking hate that chatter, man.
Dumbass bitch chatter.
Blimey.
Oh.
Good work, chatter.
Excellent work.
I already have a wooden spear.
Excellent fucking work.
RTB.
I know I'm trying not to go out here, I'm already wet.
Yeah, both.
What the fuck happened?
The leeches?
I knew that neck made me.
Hey, mermere.
Mermere, mermere, mermere.
M-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m.
Boat.
I don't think I have my pickaxe on me.
Mechanics for 7 and J8, X6 for 7?
Oh my god, we're too slow there, chief.
I don't know if I survive a hit from those guys. I have a lot of HP.
I think it would be close.
But the two star, I think one shot's better.
For sure.
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that, but I'm going to be able to do that.
Cheeky little bird's-eye view.
What did Nacho's son or loaded fry's daughter?
Cucksack.
Um.
I don't think I've ever had, like, good loaded fries, unless you count, like, poutine.
The frogs always- they're not the frogs.
The fries always get soggy.
Notches. Even if the tortilla chip gets soggy, it's still good.
our house in the middle of the swamp. Take that.
Blob.
Where do we get up here?
Oh, I see.
I see.
Oh, I see.
I see.
I suppose we could just look inside.
Let's see how resistant you are to piercing.
What about slashing?
other with the blood and realize that whoops
this is a bench
I wish I had a torch.
Mamamamamamia.
I gotta grab my pickaxe, but we're gonna look around for a little bit longer.
I'm looking for El Cabagio and I cabbage the
Turnip
Turnip for what?
Hot Carl takes first seven
that's John Cena by the way goes you know those
of
of
of
of
Chinese ice cream when I hear that noise it mean that their archer of foot oh god
Let's block them boys.
This is where the purple Skellington is, that's him.
die monster you don't belong in this world it's not by my hands I don't even want to
fight those guys
running in the swamp
looking for some turnips so that I can make some food looking for HP buff
raspberry actually do that I'm not carrying it though bro the disabled
grass or something you bet you're fucking ass I did
fall back to the like
The beginning of the stream
Grass and twitch streams do not match well ever
They're the number one culprit for pixelization
And for what?
The grass didn't even look good, man.
I can't carry this shit.
You liked the grass.
4k.
That means for why.
That looks like you're running up and down on top of green ball sack skin.
No, just pretend this is grass.
Just pretend, like, whatever happened to using our imagination, dude.
Why don't you just turn DLSS5 on for my stream or something?
Jerk off to your high-pidelity grappings to waddling your fat ass outside to look
Look at a horizon or something.
How about that?
Cool moss world.
The cellphone is crazy.
I was not a cellphone dude.
I'm a gym guy now.
I work out.
I don't think there's anything here.
Pretty sure that's the little swamp shack we went in.
Motherfuckers are respawning, dude.
That's a bit of your bench.
Yeah, you couldn't handle that, bro, sorry.
Where the fuck's my poor one?
Over there.
Why'd that knock him so far back?
I'm not in a Pilates, dude.
Look, it doesn't matter what I do at the gym, okay? Why don't you MYOP?
So what if I'm using steroids?
I know the risks.
Fuck you!
Mm-mm-mm-mm!
Ty-Ti-Bow master?
I've heard about Tifo.
Who's the master of Ti-Bow again?
Billy Blanks.
Was he the one selling it, too?
I remember there being like celebrities doing that.
I couldn't tell you my...
It was bow tie.
Oh.
Keep aftix or something.
Plus one.
Boy, I don't know what the use is for.
Smells like fermented fish.
Why was it?
Uh, we need our pickaxe, which I put over here.
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
We could probably put one stack of arrows away.
Here do we put the guck?
Got it in the in-game music on?
I think I turned it off.
I've heard it turned back on.
Well, that was way too spicy.
What are these Gen Z kids doing?
You're supposed to use their little spicy sauce to taste.
I suppose to use the whole thing.
I don't like
the Bulldex spicy sauce.
We got another swamp we can go to.
I'm genuinely surprised we did not find one cabbage seed.
I don't know why I keep saying Cabbage.
I wonder if I should take one more look at that swamp before we continue.
Carbonara version is decent. I haven't had it.
I purchased it in the Never-Eating-It.
Wait, I need that do I need that I don't think I need the big mace
I got turkey ham bacon cheese
Well, that's not what I go
Yep. I've seen a lot of jealous haters of Decrypt 3, but...
And I hard to deny. It's natural charm and appeal.
The Rolling Hills. The Stover's Lasagna-esque perfect square.
The Fallen Frees.
I gotta piss over back...
Lulululu!
Yes, Milode!
Yes, Miload.
I
Freakin' chilly, dude.
You love stoffers, mac and cheese?
I've never had a good Stofer's.
Hello?
Is it morning or day it's got to be morning?
Hello?
What?
Oh
We're gonna get to the next one this one is small
You're doing the Steve Jobs thing we only have one outfit in your closet. I'm wearing a jacket
I want to look at the swamp one more time.
Inside jacket.
I like to have a dug crib frosty.
I don't even remember what the turnip looks like.
It should be easier to see without the grass though.
There's the murder squad.
has a one star range skeleton has a two star skeleton
Let's go to the next one.
Me, me, me.
me me me
me me
oh
The shit got me on edge, dude.
What's that red plant?
Hold up.
Oh, it was a fish.
I wonder if we can set our review distance to extreme.
Seems good.
Prof membrane old tugger, six per seven I have not.
Middle line Josh E.B. I'm not sure.
Can you get a height train going? I want the Gritty Goose.
That's a good one.
Mr. Blue, thanks for seven.
Let me just try to enable the map.
Um...
For a faster start, pretty much.
Because I died so many times.
Two times, by the way.
But yeah, one of the times I lost a lot of progress, and a lot of the time during that
particular flight through was searching without a map for the elder.
I wonder which one we should do. We start with this one.
Tell me anything about the rain, dude.
I guess that dagger fell in my mouth.
of
this is kind of close yeah I got leeches coming over here
of
of
So, like, are key topics for 7?
Well, they have a way to retrieve stuff that falls to the bottom.
Um, it would be nice.
Maybe you could swim.
go deep though
run out of stamina until you sink
Are we dropping this piece?
Jungle 6 for 7, Seth?
What's up? Anapto, take yourself a...
I
Stop
Up to
You fuck off I beat me
of
Swag.
No cuttury this time.
I did need a way to cheese the abomination.
We could do another tree.
This time we'll make it idiot proof.
We need some stone.
How can an idiot make something idiot proof?
One of you guys, one of you geniuses in chat, tell me.
Build stairs next to it, like three high,
you can jump from the top like a diving board.
Oh, you're talking about retrieving stuff from the bottom.
That sounds like an elk.
You guys are allowed to elk me once per stream.
one day of shunt it's for seven
not a lot I can't hear you
not a lot I can't hear you
not a lot I can't hear you
have our silence grouping 20 subs, damn.
of
the
They just keep respawning.
Like, what's the lad to do?
Don't be a bitch.
What about they kill me so fast?
Um... hold on.
I gotta get some rocks.
of
an in-game tribute
Not ensued
That could have been us bro, one fight away
One Hundo Rock
El Rocco.
Meow, meow, meow.
Can you get through the portal if you're in Cumber?
Come on man.
Bump bump bump bump bump bump.
Yeah, moon answer this guy.
Where is it?
I'm gonna spend three days building a non-functional boss fight arena like
Queen 69.
No.
It was so bad.
Dude, is it so much to ask to not get updates?
I don't care. I don't care. I don't care.
I'm telling you right now, in the history of forever,
Jesus Christ himself could be one of my colleagues.
Bro, the rapture is happening. I still would not give a fuck.
I'm being honest, bro. I do not care.
what you've seen what you are watching I don't care I don't know how much clearer
I could make that
um yeah hope this helps don't talk to me
Is that Kapish?
I need a fucking workbench to raise the ground, are you kidding me, man?
Wait, why am I doing this?
Why are you crying about your chat talking about other streamers?
That's not what's happening, okay.
Alright, it...
Honestly it could be any topic but I'm not interested in it.
I'm not interested in hearing about it, okay.
I'm certainly not interested in someone else's Valheim playthrough, does that make sense?
The long and short of the answer though is, unfortunately I have to read it, just like
I read your dumbass fucking comment.
The comment you thought that was worthy of highlighting the text when you added me with
a...
It's not fair.
I'm staying on topic, for the most part.
I forgot...
Oh, I know why I'm doing this.
Yeah, I think it's cringe actually. Yeah, let's go let's dive a little deeper chatter with four net numbers in his name
All right, I think it's cringe I think it's cringe that you are forcing a competition where there isn't one
I think you're cringed.
It's a single player game.
That's co-op? Yeah, I'm playing a single player.
So by logic, what happens anywhere else with anyone?
even if it's Mao Zedong, Jesus Christ, it does not concern me, right?
I don't know how big this swamp is.
He doesn't care but he's still talking about it.
Dude, I gotta lay the law down.
Okay, I've been seeing this shit since I started playing, bro.
And first of all, you are one of the people who give me daily updates, motherfucker, okay?
You highlighted that message.
What do you mean?
Dude, I can have the guards pull your shit up in a motherfucking second, dude.
All right.
I don't know who you are, bitch.
Make an example. There's no need to audit. I've made my stance clear.
Okay.
If you feel compelled to at me about fucking John Cena's Valheim playthrough, bro,
you're about to get clapped. Let's just say that, dude. Old style.
So proceed with caution.
You got it? I think it's a simple request. A fair one, too.
Why am I doing this?
We need like a bulkhead. That's what oh my god, bro. There's like eight mobs, man
Let me shoot him. Yeah, if you see anyone in the chat adding me about fucking
Queen 69's Valheim playthrough Jesus Christ playthrough fucking John Cena's playthrough hit him with a one-month
Okay
Because I gotta be honest, I've never been delighted to read a single message like that
for any motherfucking playthrough that I've ever done in the history of motherfucking playthroughs, dude.
So yeah, if you see it, dude, take them out, the Hitman style, alright, bro?
I've never been like, ooh, an update!
Wow!
Wait really that just happened?
That's crazy dude!
Browser stream, pull up that person's stream, react for 2 minutes, that ain't me!
These are making me waste my motherfucking time dude!
I have a limited amount of food and potions.
Like surely you don't think that that's like funny right when you had me were like oh yeah
this happened and so and so is true right.
People who do that this is we're having a heart to heart rage bait it.
No you can't say it's rage bait.
This has happened pre-rage, babe.
Consistently.
I ref- I ref- you know the fucking image macro of like the guy who walks up to the other
guy's sleep?
You know what I mean?
Oh god.
I was only pretending.
Yeah.
Sure, buddy.
Sure.
Say it?
I can.
I can.
You were not pretending, bro, this will be honest.
I'm being honest.
I want my two favorites, you want me to engage with each other?
I don't fucking care, bro.
Go get your fucking Stone Cold Steve Austin, action figure.
Go pull out your fucking Summer Slam Toys R Us Ring.
the rock and then do your fucking favorite wrestler roleplay man I don't
care man are you nine oh yeah brother I'm gonna give you this gold stone brother
Come on now.
Maybe we should put some lighting down.
What we certainly should do is make some kind of base.
The bottom stair breaks is to block the portal.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's not a good construction.
I require your blood bag sir.
Now some chatters, thank you genuinely hate Quinn.
Dude, I don't.
I don't hate anyone.
Okay, that's...
I don't.
I think some of you guys do.
You gotta give it a rest.
Oh, damn.
Oh, damn.
The all-attack is good.
Um, some of the best content on Twitch was because four-son XQC were fighting for a Minecraft
speedrun record.
Why do you hate on comparing space question mark?
Alright, found the crux of the issue, boys.
One.
Space question mark.
Two.
Dude.
Go watch the Bod then, bro.
Of that.
Okay.
And leave me the fuck alone.
It's still there.
Some people think that Love Island is the greatest form of entertainment in the world.
That doesn't make them right.
And that doesn't make you right.
Okay.
some people love lutefisk
at the end of the day it's still vile, fermented canned fish
Sometimes I wonder if you guys hit me with a space question mark just to like, you know,
like killed me. Where were we gonna make this shit?
of
the
of
the
get stunned. Fuck, I might get stunned if I get clipped by the normal one. Oh my god.
a good thing that guy got stuck
Okay, where you going, man?
Wow.
That just stuns him.
Every time.
Why are you taking your anger out on us dude?
I'm not angry.
He's the right, I...
Yeah, I'll go into the gym all that fucking new testosterone, dude.
Say my name if you're not angry.
AHHHHHHH!
I don't know.
I think it's a reasonable request.
very simple to follow.
Am I getting jacked?
No.
I'm getting unfat.
It's your favorite exercise at the gym?
I only do one.
So that one.
is not an exercise. Could be.
Give me the goop.
Really?
Yeah, I'm just doing cardio, dude.
Yes, sir, yes, sir.
Yup.
Smoked.
I'm going to kill you.
Smoked.
Reveal myself, demon.
I'm seeing like a weird...
glistening aspect to these bushes.
I keep getting excited...
that it is the turnip.
But it is not the turnip.
Do you enjoy the paint after working out?
No dude I've been stretching.
What pain?
What the hell is that?
Is that a marker?
I believe this guy is an archer.
Oop.
Do we eat our food early?
I feel like we should.
They're bees.
I wonder if they're gigabees.
I'm using less stones than I thought I would have to.
That's a bird up there.
I sort of got these bees in this place do more damage than meadows bees and be so
no fucking piss man
hey what the fuck was that noise
Okay, man, what I want the marker bro, yeah go over there, bro
Oh
Looks different
Please come over here, man
Oh my god. Oops. Oh, got her scared daddle. Wow.
They're spawning in there?
Yield ambusher Rooney.
This can make any progress.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah
I'm regrouping
good shot what the fuck are you going to do
if the first stronger that hit me with the arrow was one star I think I'd die if the
skeleton shot me in the back but I couldn't hear approaching at all whatsoever
was a higher level on dead
What the fuck do we do?
Look out for the tree, guys.
I thought that was a wall too.
Fucking out fucking carry it mate.
At Moon Moon still on this game? Yeah dude.
What gave it away?
Was it the fact that it's literally the same fucking game?
What are you playing, bro?
What you playing?
Silent Hill and Wild Forever?
But between those two?
Damn, still playing a 20 year old game, huh?
Really dude?
Really, dude?
That's kind of embarrassing, I don't know if I'm being honest.
Silent Hill as well?
Isn't this series from like 1999 or something?
Yikes!
Oh
Well class you're going in forever Wow, maybe druid
There!
Medium Heal-a-Rooney!
Why do I still have this shitty 8-Slot chest?
I'm gonna stream monsters of memories. No. However, I'm just thinking about making a guild.
So if you guys were interested in playing the subscriber
hill of course of course of course I will probably be making one I think I'm
ongoing God of Commerce EBE East
you will quit in three weeks and it will be dead then don't play bro I'm ready to
I'm going to be playing while forever when it comes out, but I am interested in monsters
and memories.
Please God do PVE.
God of Commerce.
US East.
PVE.
I'm a wow now
Thoughts on Olympus I think if I see another reddit thread that says hey, there's an atom that means Olympus
I see another one did I've been seeing one a day
Shoveled into my feed one a day since it was released
We get it dog
I need that marker
Don't click on it
Okay, I don't
What should I do next chatter
I need I didn't add on the mutes people they're posting about the add on the mutes Olympus and someone make that for me please
I've been seeing like a large uptick in AI mods like I'm not I don't know if the
project's unboyed one is AI the 3d one there was like a guy then remade
fantasy star online in browser with AI it kind of didn't look that good I am open
yeah what was the other one I saw guy doing like a weird 3d rendition of
Ultima online. Also looks like shit.
I gotta wash my back, bro.
Did I get heaven punisher?
If that's an item from fans just online, no.
I never got any rares.
I always stop playing.
I never got to the point where I would be farming for rares or whatever.
I hear a giving infinite timeouts for Quinn mentions.
I would like one he sucks.
saw what's going on
that's literally not even what I said
like cabbage
and by cabbage I mean turnip
Wahoo!
Ruinlight's also having a problem with AI plugins
Give him a two minute.
I'm not gonna give him shit.
What about that?
No, it was specifically about people who are turning our separate single-player
Valheim playthroughs into some sort of like weird parasocial competition. I said it was cringe
and that if you at me about updates about the other playthrough, you're probably gonna get taken out
back. That's it. I don't want to read it. I guarantee 99% of people in the Twitch chat don't want to
I don't want to read it.
It's cringing me out.
That's it.
I don't know how much clearer I can be.
I don't know what I'm going to do when I run out of the speed man.
I am going to eat it though.
Oh my.
Oh.
Oh gosh.
I'm hearing a lot of splish splashing dude.
That is not what I wanted to do.
Break that rock.
free turn of seas.
What a big fella in there.
He's got a sword.
Yeah, I'm not sure the best way to approach this.
Maybe wait for a potion at least, not that it's gonna fucking matter probably.
of
what anyone else like to approach from the rear
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
Oh, he didn't push down, boys.
Well, you see, the droggers actually, they're incapable of scaling, uh...
In people of scaling trees because they're actually afraid of trees, which is why they
don't scale the tree, and that's why the devs made it this way.
afraid it's free I wish I knew what this guy did
brother
of the
and green not to heal right here actually
I would like to kill the elites
Dude, I'm hitting the fucking stairs
Oh, yeah, there it is
Okay, it's not so bad, please don't have another attack that's like way faster.
just entrails
oh my
Certainly a spawner in there by the way.
Okay, well now we know we take about a hundred damage from these guys, that's good.
What is this terrain, bro?
I don't even know where I got shot from if I'm being honest.
It seems like a bonfire here or some shit.
Find what core with, oh my god, an Assert Link Core.
Okay, man, can you go where I'm aiming?
I believe that's a one-star.
No.
I wonder if that's who's got us.
I've got two minutes on my rest of buff.
Alright man, I'll just be back.
what the hell do we do man?
well at least we can plant our turnip
I feel like we can go for a triple
Yes triple
Welcome this boar attacked my structure.
award. Why was the Hog Death 900% lighter than anything else in the game?
I don't know.
Was your wake up call to start walking and eating less?
Okay, first of all, I'm walking quickly.
Second of all, I had a very high blood pressure.
Turnip.
Hey-yo!
For being taunted.
Not for meeting like shit and not exercising.
Hey-yo!
Ayo!
For being taunted?
Not for me eating like shit and not exercising.
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.
How high was your blood pressure? Is it?
It's like 145, 150, or about 100.
Like normally not good
But now I'm scoring normal levels
Big W's in the chat
What's normal 120 over 80
I guess we could make one bonfire.
We're gonna put the other bark.
Uhhhhhhhhh...
That's only five.
Core and fine.
Maybe we bring two.
How many years do you lose going to match out with your high blood pressure?
Probably a few.
I don't want to get mad at Chad anymore.
I'm chill now.
I'm chill-moved.
I'm just a chill guy.
He mauled it 30 minutes ago?
I don't know man maybe it's because you've never had like significant human contact with
another human but slightly raising my voice and speaking in animated matters isn't molding.
Okay.
for me it's like someone
by having a guest like where they're dirty as shoes inside your house that
that's literally this it's i get the same feeling from it
the same fucking
so they get take a lesson balding and
me reminding you of like basic etiquette
take your shoes off
it's easy
easy peasy
take your stinky ass shoe off
i do not need this many carrots
uh...
we
these turnips are our future bros
Cause we're gonna pick this turnip up and see if we're like, ooh, make some turnips too!
Plus 100 HP.
Yo, I can't wait.
Can't wait.
I don't really know.
Like, we're going to run a pulled bear.
A pulled bear is not the, like, NLB all.
Like, deer meat, like it's only slightly better than deer meat.
And we have a lot of deer meat.
And we can, we can probably, we can definitely make more deers too.
I'm just telling you.
My old swamp PB is better because we killed multiple Abombinations and Rathions, or whatever
the fuck they're called.
Uh, I've seen zero birds.
Carrot.
Deer.
Do you like Valheim?
Aw, that's fuckin' awesome man.
What did this need in the carrot?
I'm getting smoked.
I need like a completed meals chest.
Yeah, Sarset's gonna be deerstew, mincemeat sauce, deer meat.
I am feeling the lack of stamina though.
Wait, how do you put Gret? Oh, wait, hold on.
Stamina's king?
I just need HP right now because I don't have the armor to compensate.
I kind of want to kill time until these turnips are done just so I can see what it gives me.
So I know what I need to do.
Is that weird?
why make this cost stamina by the way?
You can un-poop your land but we'll always know you live in a poop slob.
Not true
This is an upstanding neighborhood
It's only got grass
How'd I turn grass off cheater?
Download a mod.
Now all I need next is a mod to like...
Change these fucking raindrops.
And then I guarantee this bitch won't ever pixelate again unless I'm like base first of the fucking tree.
It's kind of unreal how unlucky we got with the spawns at the tower.
I want to- I really want to see what's inside of it, apart from the marker up top, but...
I don't know how I'm gonna get in that, bitch.
i'm simply too weak
two fucking week mate you're a weak kid go back to the favela
What's the world seed so I can help you?
Let's fuck you.
Go back to the favelas.
What if that guy was never from the favelas?
What if it was stolen baller?
He was not from Kentucky, he was definitely from Brazil.
Well, what can we do while we wait?
What do we need?
bull starter base
where in the swamp book no
I need like a big tree on the edge of the swamp
upgrade stack breaker I think I I think it's already level three
I'm not good at level 2 actually.
We're not put that shit.
This'll free.
Fill the big ass base in the swamp, dude.
The tree worked really well last time, did I?
It did! Until I missed my jump.
of
the show looks so much better that grass on the clock when you once as the
Where is it right?
It's off the ground now
Making his base look nice only to die in the next 30 minutes. I
Have to see what these turnips can turn into
I got it.
I just got it.
WW1 Germany staple crop?
How do you know that?
knows world war one history skull emoji i'll be right back one second i got a peep
I
install far time
wait bring another picture back up
no no no the
the one before that
What there's no boobies on that guy.
Big booby troll mod.
That's what the boys need.
I need like a, I'm going to put a chest next to my portal, zuh.
When you put grass back does it make it like ridge like this?
I kind of hate that.
What the fuck does it do then?
This'll be our important stuff to adventure with, Chess.
Tika Masala or Teriyaki Rice Bowl.
Uh, depends on where you are.
I live in Washington so there's a lot of Teriyaki places, but that doesn't mean they're good.
Portland food carts.
Probably the Teriyaki though.
I'm just gonna wait for these turns to go, dude.
I have a confession to make.
I don't know if I can ignore it any longer.
A chatter told me how to block spawns in Valheim.
I haven't been doing it because I was told how to do it.
See their name?
No.
I know you guys will show no mercy.
You'll kill him.
Do a brave and every advantage in a world delete HC run.
Yeah, I think I'm going to start doing it.
If I'm being completely honest, I don't know if I can mentally handle getting shot in the
back by a two-star drogger and instantly die.
I don't know if I can do it.
I don't know.
There's an evolve process that isn't terribly far from something you can figure out on
your own.
I don't think I would have figured this out on my own.
But essentially the way that it works is, within a certain radius of a campfire, regardless
of whether or not it is lit, enemies just will not spawn.
In whatever that radius is.
I'm not sure how big the radius is.
I would have never figured that out.
I think we can probably count that as like a progression question.
I think...
Ha ha ha!
Oh no! Ha ha ha!
Same for workbench.
Workbench or campfire?
It says that in a loading screen tip, does it?
That's a week's worth of questions.
Alright, we'll give up a week's worth of questions to utilize this knowledge, I think.
Unrelated.
Is it possible to have allergies during fall?
Kill Shibo's Baney, like myself.
I just blew out a wicked snot earlier, dude.
Wicked fucking snot by...
It's worst in fall.
Oh.
Magnetics for 7?
It's possible to have allergies year-round.
It is a loading tip.
Creatures can't spawn near your crafting stations.
Huh.
doesn't read. I mean they're kind of small and I forgot they exist. Can't do it until
you get that loading screen tip? Come on, man. I think I'm gonna do it. I think I'm gonna do it.
here.
The droggers do like to wander up from 5 miles away.
I'm always afraid they're gonna slur out, dude.
I don't think that they would play one where they're slurring out there.
Goddamer Alex, thanks for 7th. Appreciate that.
Sure, plenty of thanks for GOG 7th. Thank you very much, dude.
And for the mountain of bits.
You ever walk through airport security all nervous, hoping you didn't accidentally pack a bomb?
Now, but you know, like, which machine is it that...
Have you guys seen the most recent final destination?
It sucked.
Is this actually your favorite movie?
Sure, buddy.
Anyway, in it, there's a guy that gets killed by an MRI machine, and I've had an MRI recently,
and the whole time, like, I don't have any piercings or anything like that, but the
whole time, bro, I'm paranoid that something, I just missed something, dude.
of
the
Nice.
We've already gone through so many arrows and I haven't killed a single fucking abomination,
dude.
I mean I guess you get resin from trees I'm kind of wondering if maybe I shouldn't have
killed all the little spawners in here.
They say to save your pubes before an MRI for some reason.
Is it going to rip your pubes out?
I don't think it was that bad, I've seen a lot of bad moons that one was in comparison
to nothing special.
Oh, movies.
Have you ever seen an MRI machine without the plastic cover it has around the machine?
Nah.
Dude, I got...
I'm not trying to acquire any additional medical anxiety.
I don't need to know what that shit looks like, if I'm being honest.
Probably looks like a fucking magnet with spikes and skulls on it.
I like the way that you can get a good idea of how to do things.
What's the one... what's the machine where they make you like put your chest up against
the thing and then like it spins around you and you're talking about the one where
used to have to use a lead apron. It's not the Milker dude. That was just an X-ray.
Last couple times I had an X-ray it was without the lead apron because apparently
I guess they just don't need it anymore. I feel like
if I were to get the doctor once you dead I don't know yeah I'm pretty confident
they would have made me use one if I needed to I even asked about there like
Yeah, she's kind of don't need to do it anymore.
Bum-bum!
They made X-rays a lot more targeted and focused in recent years.
Yeah, anyway, I think if I were asked to use a lead apron,
I think I would be upset because that implies that the machine that they're using is like
hello.
Or you are pregnant.
I'm not pregnant.
I'm viking pregnant.
I think we turned the render and got one.
Or maybe again actually, hang on.
I think it's just reloading stuff though.
Wahoo!
Yeah, we're just going to run through here collecting some, trying to collect some
blueberries, some thistle, mushroom, just shit that is likely to be asked to be used
in these recipes that I'm going to need.
You're exposing yourself when you're not going to the dentist, they always use the lead apron?
That's actually why I brought it up because I did go to the dentist recently and they
did have me use the lead apron.
I wonder why.
I have to enter a time machine to see my dentist in 1973.
New machines don't need one for dental.
That's what got me thinking about this.
I'm thinking maybe I'm going to go to a different dentist.
I'm being honest.
I'm being honest.
A couple of red flags of this place.
I'm being honest.
I'm telling you, I have a hundred cavities as a red flag.
Dude, it had been so long since I've been to the dentist.
I didn't have a single cavity.
had some plaque though they still give you the shiny metal fillings the ones with
mercury in them I had a feeling once when I was a kid I think it was on a baby
I wonder if that one had mercury in it.
How did I get over here?
It would explain a lot.
That's what I'm saying.
That's what I'm saying.
That's what the jazz is all about!
You see?
Bro, what?
Instant transmission bird?
Plenty of cheap dental work in the 90s to use amalgam, mercury fillings.
Well, I don't think I have Mad Hatter's disease.
Fine.
Ditto is pretty similar to late 90s.
Who do I believe?
Rock?
Oh.
Yeah.
Why did I mark this as Black Forest?
Am I an idiot?
I think it's because it looked darker on the map.
This is not the Black Forest.
You know, with an MRI with that shit in your mouth, T-30 fucked.
That's a good question.
Like an old school...
...billing.
They're non-metallic.
Oh.
Old feelings are non-fairest.
I have a chip on one of my game items.
I'm getting clothes lined when I was a kid.
It's like around the tip
Builds character how I guess my teeth collided with one another I
Will say some I recently I bit down on a fork and accidentally forced one of my teeth forward
like I literally yeah yeah it was as fucked up as you like whatever you're
imagining it was like that and my that might my dentist didn't say anything
about it so that was weird it's not like super bad
Did I mention it?
Oh, they take a fucking...
A million pictures of your mouth, dude.
You know what I mean?
Like, how the fuck...
Like, it must look normal, then, right?
Biting a fork feels foul?
Yeah.
Yep.
Yep.
Probably the most painful thing I've ever done.
OHH!
Try giving birth.
I can't.
try harder. uh, no. shingles the worst pain you've had? i had shingles. it was painful
but I wasn't that bad.
It hurt.
Were you young?
Yeah, I was like mid 20s.
For a print, I'm pretty sure I got shingles because of my.
By Phasic sleeping schedule causing my body a lot of stress
Sleeping for like three to four hours at a time for a couple years
Me and me and me and unfortunately I did not get shingles like on my face because apparently you can go blind or some shit
I thought shingles only happens when you had chicken pox as a kid.
I don't know what the shingles rules are.
Shingles some shit that 75-year-olds get.
Yep.
Or me.
Yeah, shingles in your lower back fucked you up
Yeah, shingles is cool though because it's like
It's like hemispheric
Like it's it's only on like one part of your body like mine went from my belly button
All the way around to my spine on my right side and like that was up
It was like half of a belt of skin
Buzz Nerve Pathways.
My pre-med college roommate got shingles he was bedridden for like a week.
I guess I just didn't get it that bad.
It was most certainly shingles though.
I'm just filthy nah maybe you're filthy how we doing
I don't know what I put away.
No space for resin, eh?
Ah, we gotta organize, dude.
I just don't want to do it, man, because we're at the hardest part.
We're at a pivotal death space right now.
I got a high rate of death.
Okay, man.
Okay, here's what we're gonna do.
of
We're going to get like two stacks of wood and we're going to start dropping work benches.
Big style.
Sarah Saga-Mari?
Place for something?
When did you learn that?
Oh, I got it from a loading tip.
screen too. Is Gaefer pay still straight? I don't know man. What do you think? Alexi
He thinks for 7.
Gaze in the name.
He is right.
That is correct.
His volume of the best music soundtrack? Nah, it's not even close, bro.
I wouldn't go so far as to say it's not even really that good.
Tbh?
Like, you're not gonna be humming this, you know what I mean? But like...
The chatter brought up a good game.
The Terraria.
The cave music, dude.
Holy.
Speaking of good music, some of the music from Tooms of a Mask it's really good.
I like the Akon song, it's really good.
Let me put you on this shit bros, Akon thinks so good, you know.
I don't even know if this is it bro
Is this it?
I think so
I don't even like desert ship
70s TV special vibes. It's funny, one of my friends said the exact same thing about
all the music in that digit. Spice rag. Wait for it. You think about that stab, you las.
Holy...
Where do we make this vice wreck?
Aldrin improve
Got like pizza tower dude banger
what do I need for this exactly three turnips I can't do that all I have is
uh
huh wait i only got two no wait
this is a
frame for
the breakdown bro
holy
shin megame tense
5 has goaded music.
I like one Shin Megami Tensei song.
It's called Daedalus.
I'm pretty sure it's from the Nintendo.
I like the Nintendo one.
Nintendo.
Beep beep beep.
No, not the Dota 2 item.
Where's my wood?
Alright.
Now we bring this up as well.
Next we're gonna vomit our food up
Dude, it's actually so good.
It's a shame the game's operating.
This isn't even the version that I remember.
This one is good though.
My gay first Skyrim music though.
Cut the tunes!
Okay.
I'm going to assume the radius is the radius of the bench.
Bro, come on man.
Take that!
I have 30 arrows on me.
You think the radius of the r- oh yeah for sure.
me me me me me me me me me me me as long as our path is clear that be a cash
money. I'm so afraid I'm gonna run into these things as I'm fucking going.
We will see how effective these are.
Okay, there's like a really fucked up mob here.
I can't remember where it is though.
Oh, there's another... there's already a one right there.
Hey, wait, there may be... I don't know if this is supposed to, uh, remove what?
Oh, maybe there needs to be more fire?
Whatever
So
Goodbye
there's definitely like a pile over there as well
I saw another dude run in I just want to take a peek without getting
blocked man is that so much I asked
please don't shoot me in the back, please don't shoot me in the back, there we go.
Oh, this tree kind of saved this.
I only have 13 arrows.
I
Wanted this collision what is this
My invisibility yep
of
one of the ship were
of
again.
Think of us here bone mass.
Boys in arrow.
Withered bone.
a head arrow.
Imagine no map?
Yeah.
That would be pretty fucked up.
Let's check out this little uh...
We only got four arrows actually, four fire arrows.
What's the image of the uh, iron dude? 42? That's pretty good.
I don't want to use those.
Uhhhhhhhhh
Bro like why is there barriers like this?
I think that's another spawn.
There's our bones.
I see them now.
We've heard a bone.
See if we get any spawns on the way back.
Looking good, dude.
Okay, what?
at least the campfire, though.
Or maybe this dude wandered over here?
I don't know.
I've seen pretty quick, I mean they can still spawn over there though.
Look at all that stuff.
I've seen them spawn over there before.
Can you even be poisoned?
Are you so pissed with that board, dude?
Haha!
Well, I suppose we just sail up there.
I think we look through this one first.
I don't think you're a low diamond tour player.
Hopefully now I don't have to play her at all.
Uuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!
Diarrhea.
Says a chatter.
The dead stair of the glowing red eyes sends a shiver through your bones.
I thought the bonfire would, because I swear on the one world we had a bonfire it was negating the ram.
But I suppose not.
You done yet?
Yes.
I need a spice rack to cook some food.
I need a spice rack to cook some food.
I need some additional storage.
Where are we putting that shit?
Should we put it in the forge?
That's how you live? Yeah, this is cool. The space is cool. Anyone would be glad to live here.
You don't remember to take apart that bonfire. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Maybe a Grey Dwarf.
Ugh!
Taking your kid trick-or-treating?
You don't even do trick-or-treating anymore?
of
its good shot on site
of no
To do in the mall parking lot now yeah I know about trunker tree feet.
I think it takes like three days for these things to grow some shit.
How come I can't put Bone Meal on them?
Uh, maybe more trophies out there?
I'm carrying a lot of shit on me.
I know like weird aso-terrifics, like this...
...prophy...
Put the poison arrows in that B.
Doesn't make the spice rack to see the recipes first rip.
So you're suggesting that I should have used all three of the only turnips that I had to make the spice rack
and then spent more time searching for another turnip plant
so that I could actually get the turnips to grow for the recipes that I did not
apparently see. Okay, yeah that makes sense.
Weeeeeeer! Just break and take your mats back. What if I didn't give them back, bro?
It doesn't always do that when you break a campfire. You don't get the wood back think about that buddy
What if I grind down the turnip and then put it into a little jar so that it serves as a
Turnip powder, dude. You know what I mean?
I was gonna do something that I can't remember. Oh
this is fine
boom
enjoy indoor and I see indoor
I heard it's okay though
I heard it good
I don't think we can see what we can do with these wither bones yeah
Is this backwards?
More wood.
My hair's on backwards.
What does that even mean?
Doesn't mean anything
You're speaking nonsense
It's like a hundred wood or Q
Why did I say Vegeta?
I wish man.
Barriers!
Retain your seaming!
Do you hit that please?
Do you hit that please?
Thanks.
Have you come to die?
I thought so.
Step back.
This should belong to me.
This land is my land.
Aren't you making more arrows?
Right now I'm getting wood for a workbench, is.
And then I'm going to make some more arrows.
We almost entirely cleared around the dump-o dude.
What's up?
You need to hear the Quinn 69 AI song about you now?
I'm good, but thank you.
I hope it brought you joy.
Hiya, yai.
Hiya, yai.
It's pretty good.
Yeah, but it is, man.
I hope it is.
Uhhh...
We ain't Quinn so much.
I like Quinn.
Your move goblin violator.
What say you to that?
Do you like his chatters?
I mean some of them are chill.
It's the same case with anyone.
Out of the last 10 years bro, constantly.
Some chatters be updated man on other streams.
I've never cared man.
If I care about that shit, I'll bring it up to you guys.
No, I'm saying do you know what I am saying?
so many feathers. I said, do you know what I'm saying? We're gonna add the total run
time or like the other pro HC Valheim players. I don't know what you're talking about.
What is blood speaking of? Why won't he just shut up?
up. So I don't have to read his trit-shots. Where's the resin? I know I got more. I got
four. No! How many more hours till he realizes fire arrows or trash? Counterpoint. Fuck you.
Just give him an hour.
Yeah.
He's an Alper right there. Right there.
Wack him!
Oh no!
Very US territory?
Puerto Rico.
Canada.
Next question.
Is Axis better than Iron Axis? Don't know.
Baby.
Boom.
Does the team have combat?
Yeah, I'm using my axe on this tree right now.
Favorite urinal puck flavor.
I don't know, I've never eaten one before.
Got any recommendations?
Grape.
Oh man.
Takes five years to die for some fucking reason.
Okay.
Seems good.
I'm one wood short, but that's okay
come with me and you'll see I'm carrying way too fucking much
wait what
A little more.
I'm overweight.
True.
True.
But not for long.
Blue, thanks for subbing that even closely for subbing-
You'd rather never be able to kiss or never have any sauce of any kind ever again.
Hey, what is meat without sauce?
This is meat.
Yeah, I mean, there's still spawn in there, so maybe campfire instead.
extra prime something or something to do
maybe I left this guy here they're breaking my shit bro
Really, come on your nose or sneeze through your cock.
through cock
Would I go at you that price I go
Gustav air
of
of
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
Come back though.
How's this one still live?
I see we're going to hit this bitch finally dude.
There's another one over there.
I have hit it one time, oh my god.
It's dude.
I think I'm going to go slightly left this time.
I think I'm going to go slightly right this time.
Get a fucking grip, man.
I don't want to swim.
I wonder what the fuck was this place.
I'm seeing a fire over there.
And a building.
I'm afraid to walk up.
Oh my Jesus.
of
this book and I found it
I don't think it was the cold that was getting rid of.
Maybe we make like another portal?
I don't want to go through a portal.
The campfires might be a little bit...
Arctics for God, Shabbon.
Let's go.
Let's...
Uhh...
Excuse me.
No, he was probably so fucking far away, dude.
I should be able to...
We should probably carry another one on us.
I got a Slime Draugr leech skeleton.
Feel bad, mate.
Just move it. I mean, I also want a portal that's on the edge in case, uh, you know,
we lose that first portal because I dropped it too prematurely and then it gets sworn.
Do you know what I am saying dude?
Do you know?
How do you know?
How do you know?
One day.
How about tomorrow?
What's your birthday plan?
Why don't you do a log in before I use to love the word cunt.
Yeah, I've wanted to be Australian most of my life unfortunately.
No!
Rock.
I'm on my British Ark now mate.
I'm on the fucking British Ark, Ralph.
Ba-ba-ba-bosh, that's what I say.
So my gay Ark, no.
My British Ark.
we fucked up your tooth.
I fucked up my tooth because I grind my teeth.
Apparently.
I don't know, could be fake news bros.
Wheeeerrrrr.
You got a lot of issues.
Now you're just hearing about them now
because I'm going to the hospital.
Been watching for a few days,
tell me why I've seen more furries in those few days
than my entire life.
Like, just because someone's wearing a tail plug,
doesn't mean they're a furry.
The Walmart employee was wearing it.
Cool.
did not happen. He's got smoke chatter. Fuck. Let's make another portal. We need the rest
of our cores.
Turkey.
Swamp.
We're going to carry the supplies on us to make another one.
Boom.
This leaves us with four inventory slots.
Omega Loan.
more. Okay. There's some materials banned from the portal. The default hardcore settings
is that you can't take over through the portal. Nerobsics for 7? I'm gonna have a small dent
Oh my god.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, let's see if I can find it.
Right here.
You guys can't see it.
It's like a divot.
I got a pig.
Is that chill?
Is that where you were dropped?
Yes below.
Maybe.
I've seen this before, but I've never seen it before.
I mean, I don't know.
I've never seen it before.
I've never seen it before.
I've never seen it before.
I
What this means? Okay. So we can now go ahead and get started.
do some analysis here okay it's gonna be start off yeah this is a small
French child all right we can tell based on the number of clears in the top
right that there are two ways to beat this level the small French child has
no doubt hidden a dev exit of some sort however the people who came here
before did not find it.
So even though it has a three minute clear time,
you can very easily determine.
I need to suck more cock! I need to gargle more cum!
You taunted this time, though? I taunted after the game was on fix an hour before I started playing!
Yes! Where I didn't read the fucking patch notes that said that they changed shit!
Yes! I did do that!
I
Amasing
I
Not fucking pace I'm proud of us. Yeah, what about that? What about that one guy? You're like jerked off and you guys all watch
Wait, you know I'm talking about hours. Yes
One two three at focus one two three that's been right. Oh, that was a shower
80th time I've said it but there was a guy that streamed on my freecams while in the MC raid and we stopped doing DPS until he came
He could not come because he was
See you guys don't even know you guys are fucking new man
I refuse to believe that.
It's true.
Oh my gosh.
Yo, our beatbox on the counter for now.
Guys.
Next week.
Friday.
We play the game jam games.
Friday and Saturday.
Greetings.
What was that a moment of silence for?
Charlie Kirk says a chatter.
I don't know, that looked like Elden Ring.
Not Charlie Kirk.
Charlie Kirk.
Oh, guess I'll go fuck myself then.
I need my home.
God.
No, I mean the farming tool.
I made this design by the way.
Actually I made this game.
How many thanks for 7 says if you read this you're...
What?
Cool.
Okay.
Archer detected.
Okay.
Archer detected.
The leech was on land.
Make it make sense.
Make it make saaaange.
They're calling it the worst path into the swamp ever actually
You are wet
I wish I had the...
Establish mentally a different hotkey for the hammer.
The 8th is very inconvenient.
I heard someone glock.
What?
Where is that coming from?
Yeah, come on, those guys are on fire.
How come that one's blue?
super hot super hot
we're gonna wait for a run buff to be up in case these guys are like really
fucked up
Greetings, blob.
is Draugr. I don't know why I wasn't hearing anything. This noob turned it off.
Swamp house. Swamp house.
that's a giga blob right there
of
of
of
I don't know
I do not know what this does.
I assume it's just a stronger...
Blobberoomspeak.
Ha.
I
Stone
I hope it's not a one-time use.
of
the
We need some more wood.
We need the swamp key too.
So boom the trump card.
Chewbacca takes 4-7.
than turnips uh i replanted them
smidgemore wood rub
Did you remind me I had to get his laundry?
No, I forgot.
Chewbacca, that's forgetting?
Here. Thank you.
Don't think Kappa here I come.
Wow.
The illustrious Golden Kappa.
of
If I survive until the end of stream I might collect Wooden Stone.
We will see though.
for six hours? No, I mean off stream.
Stream it? I mean I gotta take a break to go to the gym instead.
Do you know what I mean?
Or do you mean they're tripping a million subs?
Thank you.
Let's get a little more stoner roomie.
Keep those neat pictures open.
Fuck.
Looked at chat.
Is the mode helping?
Uh, well, I mean the troll raid, which I'm not like particularly afraid of, uh, they just
walked away so we've defended the troll raid before
oh natural no walls
i kind of wish they had stayed so are we out there scraping 10 million subs
what the hell what's going on i need one more stone
Um, boom.
Weren't you thinking Minecraft for the gift of subs?
Fuck Minecraft.
Yep, I fell.
of
the
of
the
Play with your son.
Yeah, then it's cool.
Then it's hog champ, even, dare I say.
Um, let's get the buff.
I think I need more healing potions, not the minor version.
I feel like I'm missing something for this. No, we're good. We're good.
I just realized they're not buzzing. I wonder if that's because there's so many of them.
Or maybe they're all dead.
Uh, we're gonna need...
Let's just do like three batches.
30.
dirty.
My garage's been lurking here for four days.
Yeah, it's...
I don't know why they're gifting extra subs, but I'll take that.
I'll take the Microsoft money, dude.
Yes, sir.
Dungeons 2 out tomorrow? Oh. I didn't play Dungeons 1. I know they had an arcade machine.
pretty cool. That's pretty cash money, some would say. Uh, okay. Swamp you.
You have to play one for the rest of your life Minecraft or Ferrari probably
Can use mods by Minecraft with mods
I mean this has to be safe maybe not
As safe as it can be.
I got scaled.
of
of
death
of
death
of
death
Okay man, have a good one.
That was cool.
All right, whatever shall we perish
I don't know why I keep checking behind me.
Oh yeah, I'm breaking a fixture.
Scrap, ire.
of
of
So if we like traps or some shit it would be so bullshit now.
It's like a dead end.
I need to bring a torch next to him over here.
That's the Leap Sound, by the way.
of
Blob trophy, buuuut...
Ooh.
The four... it's probably almost night time.
orange bellow
we'll come back
the
the
the
We got Spice Rack, Forge Bellows, didn't we?
We got two things.
is what was the other thing the hanging brazier who freaking cares do you
Oh, this... this is for the Forge.
Checkerysin?
Oh.
Wow.
Quality of life, dude.
You can't shoot that guy for help me with the UI.
That's not against the rules.
You guys are literally just bloodthirsty murderers, dude.
of
of
I'm not sure.
Like bro.
You want me to sail all the way down this bitch or what dude?
I feel like I need to get way more iron before I make that trip, although it would be nice
to know how much I need for even anything before we do that.
There's never enough fire.
Oh no.
Oh no.
I saw the iron on me. I just picked it up.
I can't really carry much more out.
a bitch heavy dude!
I forgot me porch
My brain cannot even fathom what I'm looking at sometimes.
Leather scramps.
Why?
of
of
I don't want the leather.
Just slime chamber.
I'm encumbered.
I saw something glowing up there.
One more path to remain.
I don't know what's left to say, but I'll say it anyway.
This place is huge!
You son of a bitch.
I'm picking up some other break man.
fuck am I
who fuck am I
There's another scrap iron pile there.
Blackjack Julien Kamiro and Anti-Matter Tapestry Prime, I do appreciate it.
Dr. Kirby, do you want to show it?
Bring a smelter?
Fuck, we could do that.
That's a good idea.
of you. Bring your boat over, ass wipe. Into the swamp. Are you psycho? I'm gonna get
blocked out of the driver's seat
Where'd I put the other
Right there my
I'll keep these on me I'm gonna use them on this fire guys
I wish I had some more browns.
I wish there was some more brown!
Oh!
So I can upgrade my pick-a-ay.
Always roll when you exit the portal by the way.
There's no telling what danger awaits.
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo.
Alright, let's just pile it up right here, then.
Oh, Dismelterino, you know.
Make a chest to put your iron in?
We got to do that
We got to do all that
We'll bring one
Oh, I'm trying to crack my back so bad it's not working dude
of
the
you just place please why isn't that working
Oh, I don't have the same one.
Yeah, whatever.
It don't matter.
Alright.
We need better armor staff.
cooking them here changes nothing. That's what you would say if you were previously equipped
with the knowledge of how many pieces of iron you needed in order to make what you got
to make but I do not know so we're
smelting them for late late epic funsies
so I can see the recipes
Wow new bow
Iron Buckler, ancient bark spear.
There's so much stuff.
preparation table. 40 unlocks.
Okay, so what I was surprised by is...
I assumed these like I would have needed like five scrap to make one iron so that's cool
I'm just one of them way well okay stone cutter if you want to build a stone you need this
Not everything can be port directly in the cauldron, so you need to get service to work
on.
Forge tool rack.
Make sure it's the following feet.
To cook meat from larger creatures.
A very important gate.
Okay.
So, but I already have like 60 iron.
We have a, what is it, like four storage on the boat.
Me-me-me-me-me-me-meow, me-me-me-meow.
Oh.
20.
level 2.
I like spears a lot.
Burge. Increase armor and a quick burst of health regenerate them. 20 armor. I have 36.
Wow.
of
these groups don't seem so bad because we're choosing them through the wall
of
them
So that's good.
There's another one directly next to us.
The campfires are blocking spawns from the surface, but there were creatures down.
I guess we can smelt it while we're here.
transported as iron.
Why can't we forge here?
I mean I could make a base here.
But I kind of don't want to.
I don't have the cores.
I mean we could build one smelter and one thing over here.
Which is I would have to move all of my smith stuff over here too.
And then I have this giant building for nothing.
Little fuck animal.
I don't mind sailing back, but we got to get like, we have to fill
our boat. For it to be worthwhile, I think.
Surprisingly didn't, uh...
unlock a new boat.
Oh, I probably gotta make iron nails.
Fire, fire, fire.
Maybe we do that first.
What am I hitting on the left there?
where it is is resistant.
There's a chest.
that's so crazy
I don't need that
of
We are encumbered.
Are these usually this big?
This feels huge.
This is karma for going to our first ever normal crypt and not finding a single core.
of
all
I'm carrying so much shit, man.
a lot of arrows. I think we're going to need more coal.
I don't even know where like this is pretty flat and expansive here maybe we're
gonna build on top of the crypt or some shit. I can't seem to like jump off the
wall though.
Bro, give me a weakened break, man.
of
the dead and
Whatever dude.
Oh, I think we're done.
You find bone mass?
Oh yes.
He's just a...
He's a small distance away.
He's a goofy little distance away, dude.
Do I want to build here?
i think so
issues i don't really have the word
Is there another creep around?
Yep.
Over there.
Face in the swamp sounds chill.
It's perpetually noise.
It says they call things made of wood.
I believe they're called trees.
How much wood do these normally draw?
I thought it was mostly ancient bark.
You can't bring forge mat through the portal?
Oh my god, it read, actually.
It is mostly ancient bark.
It's not really worth it to cut these down.
There's no point building here. We gotta sail.
SAIL!
of
that's the other crypt
What can we bring through right now?
a good attitude
gay
chain
bone
Well, let's get some, uh, there's no need to get wood.
We're just gonna get more iron.
I do need more wood and stone for campfires, though.
My turnips! Wahoo!
Only two are ready.
You're getting replanted.
Wahoo!
Um, let me grab these.
Oh!
You ever eatin' a turnip?
I'm not sure.
That's like some great depression shit.
That's like some I gotta boil my shoe leather to not starve tonight shit
Yeah, I'm a dealio with some you
What does the turnip taste like it's probably just like a shit like a shittier radish a
a spicy-ish potato I don't like that you boil them like a potato and then
they're like kind of soft a little bit so you can have mashed turnips and gravy
Anyone?
How about I boil you a little bit?
Eh, I'm good.
The British and you would love roast, turn up with your roast dinner?
How come the British always be roasted?
What's your gym routine I do like two and a half miles and 40 minutes that's my goal
right now
meh meh meh meh
jibrat stream tag hey they hate the player not the game
fella
i'll try now
I'd prefer not to walk around at midnight, you know what I mean?
Pussy?
I don't want to get deported.
Have you checked your stream tag recently?
I saw you guys talking about it, so...
I know what you did.
I removed abusive.
I don't know why that's a stream tag.
He's a little late and fine good for progress.
I have been.
Boom boom my health guru.
Yeah listen up.
Here's what you gotta do.
One.
What are you eating so god damn much?
Two are you interested in purchasing gold?
For me
There's a reason that they say it's as good as gold it's because gold is good
Also, I've got supplements
They are not FDA approved.
But that's okay.
Got any zinc supplements for you know what?
What?
You get a mini treadmill so you can walk while gaming?
I don't mind just walking you know me or as I like to call it jolking it's a jog run
I call it jolking.
They see me jolking.
I need stone.
Time to go mine the stone.
I'm gonna hit the stone right now.
So your gym manager, that's what you do while you're there?
Jolt.
Hey, yo, I'm jockein' over here, dude.
Hey, yo!
This is gonna look-looks maxing jaw exercise.
I just assumed Lux Maxing just was everything.
That's my life.
Like when someone was doing some stupid shit like crushing their cheekbones or some shit,
I just assumed that was called Lux Maxing, not Cheek Crusherino.
Oh, there he is.
Crushy cheeky, mate.
That's me fucking...
That's me fave.
Jot the jawline smashing.
Shall we?
Plant two
I'm just gonna find more of these motherfuckers man
I'll even play valhine
86 hours total. Although I have been 8k for some of that. I've gone off at steam time
or so.
All right, what do we need?
Five mushroom, two carrots, three dandelion, three thistle.
two five
one missing
Just go on the wall or what?
I saw it pop up.
what thank you
meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow black soup
I can't cook right now.
Blood bag, honey, turnip, sausages, four entrails, one bormie, one thistle, nice.
We're eating ooze and entrails.
I can't cook right now, man.
I am still boiling actually
4-1-1
Let's see you
Me fucking blood sausage, brav.
You know, sausages and hot dogs are made from intestines, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
But not human corpse intestine, right?
You know that, right?
Yeah, that's not for humans, right?
Right?
it depends on the country wrong sassage one bore one turnip I mean we obviously want the
sausage, the black suit, and what else?
There's two black suit I just don't have the turnips flows right
The only last 20 minutes.
Let's replant these
and maximize our turnip crop next time.
I'm not gonna say who gave me this idea because if I do they'll die.
If I do, they're dead.
If he dies, he dies.
I've never seen Rambo one.
i heard it's a good movie
it's the best one
i watched this uh... this youtuber
and he went really in depth to Rambo, man
the way he described Rambo 1 compared to every other Rambo movie, bro
Holy!
Video essay white man has been here.
What do you watch?
What's that book?
The same I'm white.
Oh, okay.
I'm gonna piss. RQ.
Yes, Milord.
I'm just gonna stop like one of the people I ain't but what I miss
You can stop with one of his closest disciples as he's walking out every game
What do you say to him?
Hey, what did I miss ma'am?
Oh, just some of the greatest things that I've ever heard said ever.
It was incredible.
He really expanded my mind when I was my wife and kid are going to be so glad to hear about this.
Okay, all right.
Thank you.
What's your name?
My name is Jordy Jesse.
You can call me that now because I'm rising the ranks.
Very soon I'm going to be a hazard.
Okay.
Thank you, Dirty Jesse.
I think we should all try and be a little more like Dirty Jesse.
What the fuck holy holy
Lee
And drive
Look you guys are still all the way back there though literally all the way back there meanwhile me
Meanwhile me
If a crap PC how much space is rimworld and all of its DLCs need
Fuck, I don't know, like two gigabytes or something? Should I forget?
It's really not a lot.
Oh man, you got me dude! You got me! You took advantage of the fact that I like Rimrolled and then...
I wanted to share it with you and you abused my trust!
You're a bastard! You're a bastard!
nooo
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
fuck you
Can I ask you a question now? yeah go ahead
What are your thoughts on property? um do you believe houses should cost money?
uh no
You have me right. That's why I live rent free in your ass. I can't leave you mad.
I have no clue what he's doing.
Yeah, very close target
They're gonna photo with Giga no we're very
Already tried here
Oh, window? Yeah, it was me.
You saw it?
I don't think I'm gonna leave now.
How is he so blind?
What did I miss?
I don't know.
I don't know.
How is he so blind? What did I miss?
There was a body being dragged?
Dude, don't worry. Where?
Your bed is beautiful. Sleeping here is like sleeping in heaven.
I'm not too bothered, but you'd better wear a condom.
No problem for me.
You will suffer the consequences after all.
I want to continue like this.
Like I'm not positive I want to do an ultranightmare.
Like I'm not positive I want to do an ultra nightmare play through I'm not positive
There it is
Don't hey hey you ain't gonna suck bro. No, it would probably be really fucking easy for me
I see it
I see it lads. I see it
It's gone wait what that ain't it that's a fucking ass twin
Guys are cancel down I can't I can't slow down. I
I can't fucking slow down. It's sucking me in. It's sucking me in. Get out of the air.
We got a slingshot.
That's why they call them the PSA here.
That's why they call me the champ, baby.
Wasn't that a two hour long map?
No.
But it was long.
I think we're good.
I think we're good
Zanbricks for God said
deal
It's your most and least like thing about Valinan
Right now I like I
I like the sailing and I like my fucking
Ultivator on me. I like the building even if I'm not good at it
Yeah, we're done here actually
says who
least liked
probably
the way that
mobs spawned
it's kinda fucked up
the uh...
but i'm playing on very hard so you know whatever
obviously it's gonna be kinda fucked up
Some turnips would go hard here though.
Is that a third crypt?
It looks like a tower actually.
I'm surprised we have not encountered any of the Giga monsters.
All right.
of
death
of
death
of
bro
okay
please don't fuck me as soon as I enter please
I didn't even see it.
I don't think I'm hitting anything.
of
The Shpounder is too alright.
I just don't have the inventory space bro.
I
Weren't I for all that
Whoops
of
Oh.
Boys got some H3.
I don't know what is going on.
I wonder if you can read
the
mommy
of
of
I don't know what I have to say, I'll say it anyway.
Gonna mine with my pickaxe now.
Mine mine mine mine.
Mining with my pickaxe.
Don't pay for RuneScape membership?
Yeah.
If you're a brocoy, just say so.
I'm hearing a lot of conspicuous splash.
I have to get in here.
He's from this swamp, pal.
of
of
Splish splash and I'm picking up at...
Okay, gate.
I wonder if they can open the gate.
I don't know why they let you do this.
No force sign.
Come on then.
of
I'm about to give you the slam.
God damn this.
Let's go drop off at the entrance, I guess.
pile. I can hear them.
I think it became night time.
I'm scared you let a juicy freaking easy song no
I don't think I got him.
Are you chilling here or what?
Hey.
Uuuhm...
Who is that for cooking?
Hell no.
We're going to have to go repair, fellas.
Is the trip not insane?
The last one was really good too, but I mean I don't know, I do not have a frame of reference.
I feel like I'm getting a lot of iron.
Iron stacks and chests is lucky.
we've done we got a couple of those we got like three of those
mine iron deficiency baddie yeah that's me
yep
Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep.
That can happen with your period, it's normal. Thank you. Thank you for thinking I'm normal.
I bet we need these chains for the next boat.
We can carry 120 iron on our boat, provided there's not like a weight limit I'm not aware
of.
But I did not notice.
Blah blah blah.
Blyat thinks we're so....
Pair-graph space-question mark-space period.
An expertly crafted message.
What could it mean?
I would have noticed if there was a weight limit as soon as you got him.
Alright.
Alright, buddy.
I think you're better than me.
Yeah, oh.
You got it.
You got it.
Awesome.
Oh my god, man.
Door-dash Burger King on the way? What are your thoughts?
I think I've never craved Burger King enough to want the Door-dash
So I want to what I'm gonna ask you is what inspires you to keep doing that
What do you what are you getting?
Self harm
Okay, first of all, don't judge them too hard, okay?
It's late.
Just buy one good one free, yeah.
It's late.
There might not be many things open for them right now.
And honestly, it might be better than like jack in the box.
That's what you have to ask.
jack in the box. No way. Sorry we're getting our comfort buff. I disagree. I think jack
in the box is the worst fast food I've ever eaten. And I've eaten at several jack in
the boxes just to confirm I will I will take the liquid smoke whopper over the
concoction that I had to eat
this is the wrong portal dude
I remember when people were getting E. Coli from Jack in the Box.
I don't remember that, but I'm also not surprised.
Bram, bram, bram!
Why is there such a discrepancy in American fast food where it's either one or eleven?
Okay, first of all, I don't think...
People who are like, oh man, but my McDonald's is so good.
I'm like, no it's not, bro.
It's the same.
Everyone.
Everyone.
There's not like a cabal of like 20 McDonald's workers who are like, you know what, we're
gonna make the best McDonald's anyone's ever need.
Their general manager is like, dude, what if we sprinkled in some real ingredients
in these hamburgers this time?
And everyone's like, yeah dude, let's fucking do that.
the same ingredients prepared the same way, every time.
See, a better ingredients, better pizza.
The place they're shitting itself is a ram by crack, is?
I mean, yeah, that could be the case.
They could just be like, hell of dirty, but I mean, you would be able to tell, bro.
I
Had a hunch
I have poisonous doesn't work
Wait, it's not snack
I want your blood bag.
I'm going in again.
I picked up all my shit again.
I think we're done over here. Nope.
Smoked them. Didn't get anything for it.
Plus one Strap!
Plus one strap though.
Whatever dude.
I'm not an idiot.
Plus one strap.
Arggh.
Why'd I have to throw it in the corner that has the terrain?
I could have thrown it over there.
It's too freaking late now.
I think we're done.
Might have to hit a hot sail, boys.
Oh, right here.
Shep!
Ha ha ha.
Video SA white man was here.
Yep.
Knock around, knock around.
What the fuck is this?
Bloo-bloo?
Rock.
Uh, let's see here. We're gonna stack up the iron.
Am I going to stream GTA 6? Um, am I waiting a little bit?
everyone a chance to experience the the jaw-breaking rock star games story
from a bit of me it's on PC oh yeah true
Alright, maybe we should use some chests.
Not even waiting to play Breath of the Wild?
I'm gonna be waiting forever, because I won't ever play it.
Force GTA hate? No, I like Rockstar. Erty R2, Baby Tira, and that's not gay. That's
very heterosexual. Uh, let's try to...
Ah, got TB. Got TB.
So, I think I have four storage slots.
We turn the iron that we have in our inventory into 12 more iron.
And then we can take all of this on the boat.
Yes.
yes
I got pretty big
Cheer up with the RDR2 middle gear 3 in the other games
life is strange
that's not gay
come on
that one is
now that's really gay
There's nothing, nothing gay about crying fellas. Very masculine, actually.
I don't think we need the key in our inventory.
I think it's already open.
Let's put the key right here. In the important chest.
Sorry, I'm sorry Forge. I didn't mean that.
You cried today thinking about your dog that passed? Gay.
Sorry about your dog.
Wait, how do they go back through?
I'll only grab 10 I think.
You know, gay men aren't included in the loneliness epidemic.
How you doing, buddy?
How do I answer this?
being gay this is like the the one where it's like this is the sound the only gay
people can hear it. What sound? Guess you're not getting it. I am encumbered.
uh
guys i don't think i'm gonna be able to carry all this bag
wait we might be able to carry a sack on us
How come that guy earlier asked if it is a gay per pay still if uh, what did they say?
Then someone in chat said it still has gay in the name.
I mean, this is a lot of iron, no?
Don't tell me, actually.
I don't want to know.
Don't want to use my Elb for iron?
i'm not allowed to ask for help for an entire week
monster catniks for seven
you have an elf debt right now
why?
cause i used some elf that was given to me
look you just had to be there bro you just had to be there bro
You just freaking had to be there, bro.
It was like a movie, bro.
Remember that?
Sing?
That's cool.
I was thinking about getting a low taper fade.
36.
Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.
Like Ninja?
Ninja, Tyler, Blevins.
I've been talking a lot about haircuts, huh?
Yeah, I got long hair right now, dude.
Just in the back.
Excuse me.
Or it doesn't matter.
It's not hair and quotes, it's real hair.
Shut your ba- uh.
So I match from the trader if you haven't this run?
Oh, true.
Hey man, I'm sorry Bob.
What's going to happen to you?
Give me an hour.
Give me an hour.
Give me an hour.
Be kind.
Be kind.
Be kind we can
We're gonna get iron
No
Iron sledge
Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me.
Thunderstone.
The Abliterator.
Reduce, reuse, obliterate.
Does that just destroy items?
You get your mats back.
Swag.
Barrel.
But what is a sledge?
I don't know how much I need.
Let's get two.
I
Call you here the illegal front empty in the front business in the back
And a root
Where's it even mean
Or need full flesh a
Mighty hammer worthy of a champion
I mean if it has the stack breaker or moveside it sucks dock so whatever.
Mew meew meew meew meew meew meew meew meew meew meew.
Bliterator
Do we even have four copper you got six good
Okay, I forgot I have all my money over here I
Can't see oh
Oh
No! Wait, what did I break?
How much money we got? Oh yeah, it's time.
Money pile! What?!
Money! Where'd my wood go?
I don't know what I've broken.
Look at that some meat eating my corn cob the long way.
You're not supposed to eat the entire thing you're supposed to like.
Eat the kernels of corn.
You know what I mean?
Are you willing to go again if you die?
I mean we got slopped over coming up?
Maybe not.
That depends.
I don't know.
I've played a lot, stuff.
I don't know. I've played a lot of stuff.
90% of the meadows.
I would like to see what comes later, just because it would make a future hardcore run
We're getting a lot easier.
Brr, ma'am, ma'am, ma'am, ma'am, ma'am, ma'am.
Looks like I'm missing something.
Oh, food.
We always want to stay strapped on food right now because we currently possess an armored
Hey, why did I just pick up scrap iron?
Huh?
Is Trenchfoot not a thing in this game?
it is. If you're using the smell-o-vision, which I am.
Well...
Wow, it actually weighs less than its crap iron, by the way. I fucked up.
How?
Wait, how? Wait.
I can't even carry a full sack on me right now.
We gotta drop some shit.
Or just transport in parts I guess.
Eh, that's fine. I don't wanna drop anything.
Wait, we can carry a bull sack.
I can't, I just can't do basic math.
I can carry 35 at a time.
to the boat.
You think I'm scared of you?
One Star Skellington?
I'm only running because I have something I need to do.
Run.
Oh
You know, I guess we could just run
Up here Wow, that's so freaking smart
got up
of
the
of
the
Runs along the side of the mountain like an anime character.
what the fuck away from my boat
boom boom
hey
knock it off that's our cap of our buff we have to make three trips
how are you keeping up with me
That's the mountain.
How many one-star deer are around here?
I believe that is the one star scaling.
I can't believe I hit that, actually.
Well...
was the life of the vikings you know you plunder then you gotta carry back your fucking boat
i'm just glad i don't have any more fucking grass dude this shit is toy
get off the mountain
if I make a wagon
,
I like my wagon come up this way as
rather I want to deal with the car
wagon these feet
I didn't know the ship was through the portal, can you not take the iron through the portal?
No I cannot.
I dare say you puzzled out my quandary.
Are you liking the iron part of the game?
Oh, I'm having fun.
I'm fully fucking immersed right now.
I just plundered an ancient tomb and now I'm taking the iron that I extracted from
it to my cool boat.
the Rammer. It's called the Rammer. We ram waves.
speed. Am I gonna peep the Witcher Reno 3 tomorrow? What's that? What are you speaking
up. Witcher 3 remastered. Nah. Maybe eventually though.
Many chatters have said that it's the greatest game of all time, so I think clearly it requires
a... an impartial reviewer such as myself, also Bull Rock.
calling him the most powerful games journalist of all time. Ever played TW3? You know about
the Witcher 3? No. It's made by CDPR which also means Cyberpunk what you like. Yeah but
I've seen the Witcher TV show and it sucked.
Sorry haters.
Not the same.
the show that didn't purposely didn't follow the source material? Yeah.
What was that noise?
The game's way better.
I've heard a praise for its combat, but I bet now gamers are like, dude,
This shit's so boring. All you do is parry and block and roll and you got like magic and shit, dude.
What's your combat as a ass?
Yeah, like I said.
Something just died.
You better not be hitting my fuckin' portal, bitch.
Hey!
Stop, dude.
of
them shirts great and shirts
shirts one of the greats
of
, they come in from the single anyway
I don't even know what increasing my run does.
I guess it's depleting slower.
point there are tits in Witcher 3
never seen boobies before bro
use portal to go back
you can't do that
I'm gonna play spooky games for October.
Yeah, they could be spooky to some people, I'm sure.
Meow meow meow.
From the ship.
Oh my god, yeah, we could be taking the ship portal.
I didn't even think of that.
Because Witcher 3 actually wanted to go for people dick riding it.
I don't know man, I never played it.
Wilds of 6 out of 10 I did a 7 out of 10 upon closer review
I only need 15 more 15 more Mike
15 more night. How come people get mad when you don't like their favorite game? Like bro.
Why you have to be so mad troll face? Have you reached the third boss fight? Now we
we got a little ways to go
we had a little short while to go to get there
I'm enjoying the swamp. It's my favorite part of the game.
Um...
It's pretty dangerous.
I don't like that there's two different kinds of mobs with a bow.
I don't like that.
Not one bit.
Wow, those things are heavy!
Alright, whatever.
I'm just killing a deer, what a piece of shit.
Stands on rock. Yep. As far as the eye can see, this is our land.
And also the Drogger's land.
But he's kind of a piece of shit.
Hi, is this online? What server are you on? Thanks.
Uh, hey, no.
You're welcome.
Bam bam bam!
Bam bam bam!
Do you think you'll ever stream the rest of BG3? Maybe.
Not a post?
If I do, I'm gonna skip everything up until the point where I was playing before the...
I might be able to resume where I was, actually.
Weep.
Weep.
Weep.
Ah!
Damn!
all right guys
there's a shoe for the first time in a man will let down
I was good
Am I a loser?
Why is the iron metal heavier than iron scrap? I don't know. I don't know.
I'm trying to think of like my ruminary knowledge of science tells me that
Through the process of like smelting it surely it would become lighter, right?
It can't it cannot possibly get heavier if I was not adding anything
About density yeah, but it's one for one you added coal no I burned the coal I guess I guess uh, I
I mean, I don't really...
Let me look at this, bitch.
Real quick.
Cold.
It hot.
Structurally, this doesn't make sense, right?
Am I stupid?
Oh, man.
The process of steel making involves adding charcoal to iron, so maybe.
But this isn't steel, it's iron.
Weeer.
We have to sail around.
Oh, God.
I wonder if we can just drop the iron on the deck.
Why did it do that? Why'd you think that worked? Oh! Why did I think that it had collision?
Oh, I don't know, because for my body it does.
We could jump down into it. I just don't actually kill myself.
I mean, I have to get that iron back, don't I?
of
That might be possible.
Why the fuck?
Can I not die?
Can I just die?
Just for a little bit, dude.
With a mod you can dive?
Like bro, furthermore, okay?
If I am not allowed to dive, why not just make every item that drops in the water float?
Why not?
We tried swimming with 29 ingots of iron.
Have you tried dropping 29 ingots of iron onto the deck of a boat?
Did it vanish through the deck and fall into the water?
Is it intangible so long as it makes contact with wood?
I see it. It's right there.
I think we can get that. I think I gotta move my boat, though.
of
of
death
of
death
of
We like Fortnite, we like Fortnite.
But can we get greedy with it, though?
and
Oh, yeah.
Really?
Did you look at the hatch on the boat?
Oh.
Shit.
I'm just fucking stupid.
Oh, because there's shit in there already, you stupid fuck!
that's fine, we'll just leave it here.
a simple yes would have done.
oh god.
All right, I gotta stop if I want to keep my schedule.
So we'll just sail it back tomorrow and make our iron shit.
Hopefully I have enough to make a full set of armor.
Save, quit.
Thank you for watching.