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Fuck, I gotta post my story, chat no one told me yesterday I forgot to post my story bro.
Last day in Mexico.
What's up with y'all boys, man?
After Mexico, bang.
All right, let me flip the chat real quick.
Man, bro, I've been streaming every fucking day, bro.
I'm locked in.
What's good?
What's good, what's good?
444 with the sub, thank you.
What's up with y'all chat?
You're late, I know I'm late, bro.
I have to go, listen, I have a serious situation happen.
I ran out of clothes.
I ran out of clothes.
I couldn't come back with the same hoodie.
So I have to go to H&M and I have to buy new hoodies.
Bro, it's fucking insane, bro.
Like how am I a top 50 streamer
and I can't fucking buy a hoodie?
It's crazy, bro.
So I have to go change.
I have to go get this $30, $40 hoodie.
And yo, stop calling me that.
We need 10 hour stream for the last day.
Hey, brother, I have a flight at 6 a.m.
I don't know what you think this is,
but this is not a nine to five job, all right?
I'm gonna end when I feel like it.
I'm just kidding.
We're gonna do a long stream today.
It's gonna be a great stream.
We are here at a place called Paddle.
It's a game made in Mexico.
And yeah, Neil, stop touching me.
I would never touch you.
I would never touch anyone.
I keep my hands to myself.
But yeah.
Stop calling me that, block beats.
You're a weirdo.
You're a fucking weirdo.
I love you Neil, I love you too.
24 hour stream.
We're not gonna be doing 24 hour streams.
It's a Houston.
When I go back to LA,
we're gonna play in a 24 hour.
And yeah, this is so boring, I should have picked something else to do.
What do you mean, bro?
This is literally a fucking, this is literally a sport in Mexico.
Fix the mic, what's wrong with the mic?
Thank you for the sub, bro, appreciate it.
What's wrong with the mic?
What the hell?
You don't, just get, just get, me if you do it real quick and just, that's it.
We'll throw in the mic, bro.
We had to cut off for a second.
It's good now, right?
You could have done better.
This is going to be ass.
Listen, you're playing sports while on vacation.
Dude, this is a Mexican sport, right?
We're tapping into the fucking culture.
We're doing a tournament, all right?
It's going to be five teams with a cash prize.
Everyone's going to put money up.
So it's interesting and everyone gets invested, OK?
And other than that, it's going to be good.
It's gonna be good, bro. It's gonna be good.
It's gonna be good.
All right?
It's gonna be good.
Let's do it.
Fuck chat.
You guys are fine?
Yeah, we have to look.
JCV, you have to DIY it, bro.
All right, so that the wind doesn't hit it.
So hopefully it works out well.
We gonna see Snaggymo's birthday.
Happy birthday to Snaggymo.
You and her just doing stuff is way better than, yo.
So there's one side where you have to tell me,
oh, stop, stop, stop fucking,
attach yourself to one person the whole trip.
And then now you are like, oh, go do it.
No, that was fucked, bro.
Hypocrits.
You buy polar retards.
All right, happy birthday, thank you, bro.
I appreciate it.
I appreciate that, bro.
I appreciate that, I appreciate that.
Yo, JobTop, you know you're not.
Shut up.
Can you do another stream with DeLu?
Fuck yeah.
All right.
Are y'all ready to start the stream?
Still doing the, I don't know.
I don't know, I love you so much.
I love you too, man.
I love the people in the chat, man.
It's a very special day today.
So last name, Matthew,
gotta make it a fucking big one.
And with a bang, we got a lot of shit planned.
A lot of stuff coming.
And it's gonna be a fucking good one, man.
I'm excited.
You're seeing the scuba Ryan.
I'm just gonna say that, bro.
Scoobal Ryan is a nappy-headed, nevermind.
Let me not do that.
Let me not do that.
But yeah, she is the clip.
Like y'all think, like, life isn't about getting clips.
It's about enjoying and experiencing shit.
Y'all are so deep in, bro.
Who cares about a fucking clip?
It's already five over there?
Exactly, bro.
This is a good time to go for y'all.
Yo, I know y'all got school, y'all got work.
You think you're gonna be watching
at fucking 1PM, 12 o'clock?
You know damn well you're not, bro.
I'm trying to, I try to move it for you.
Oh, bro, for the people.
But yeah, not with a stop, thank you.
Other than that, blink twice if you,
yeah, bro, stop being weird.
Okay, happy birthday.
It's not my birthday, you fucking idiot.
It's not my birthday, bro.
Are we good to start the stream?
Anything I wanna talk about before we continue?
Anything I wanna talk about?
Or are we good, okay?
Anything we need to address?
I think everything's been pretty good.
I've not been in no drama, no beef, nothing.
Just living life, wholesome shit, you know.
usual I just got off work I'm chilling welcome welcome welcome welcome welcome
welcome welcome welcome welcome we good you never call out my gifted subs
fairly the stuff thank you bro I appreciate it I don't know how I'm
doing these long hours but I'm not used to this shit I'm trying bro I'm
pushing through it I'm pushing through it bro you're streaming with no all right
let's get this going that's my hair look like that bro why don't look more
chop today I don't look back no more do you more do you three out of ten but
I put me down to a one fuck what is my hurry with that are we good start a
segment alright so are you ready ready
with some oil in your hair no let's go fuck I gotta put my shirt on
should I play in pants or shorts shorts
I'm trying to try hard bro there's money up in shit
does she have shorts on? yeah she does
she always wears pink
she always wears pink
yo we kind of doing her makeup
oh my god oh my god
what the fuck
yo bro
enough is enough bro
What oh
All right, let's go
This is who Benji a bad influence bro, yeah, no print listen bro. I'm a show we're not a grower. Yo
Go!
Yeah, yeah, let's go.
Hold on, Benji's trying to be a bad influence.
Let me, I don't want to.
Let me sit better.
Huh?
Hey, what are you gonna do?
I said in your story, you're like,
I got so fucking drunk last night.
Yeah.
So maybe, you know, not too much.
All right.
And we're actually playing, so don't be careful.
How you doing today, bro?
I'm doing great, thank you.
Doing well, man.
Doing well.
Are you excited for sports?
Yeah, I understand.
My chat was mad that we're doing this, but I don't know why.
I don't know.
Huh?
They're boogin'.
They're all mad, right?
Because we're in those, they don't want us to be in those.
But it's windy as fuck.
It's windy outside, but it's shit.
It's shit.
But we still need some Mexican sports.
Chat, this was made by the Mexicans.
Do y'all not understand?
Yeah, I mean, yeah, y'all gotta go real quick.
Just do it later.
Let's play.
Yeah.
This looks like a really cool day.
Yeah, it looks like a really cool day.
I'm pretty sure that.
Yeah, bro.
You're starting.
You're starting.
Yeah.
All right.
We're just all, all right, let's go.
Yeah, wait, can I see you real quick?
Yeah.
Thank you.
By the way, Chad, the things we could have done today
was very limited.
Let me tell you why.
We are in Cancun, number one vacation
destination spot in Mexico, guess what?
It is somehow cold and fucking freezing,
and it's like windy, like how is this possible, bro?
Right here.
Instead, I'm back to my roots, grew up playing sports,
varsity football, D1 basketball,
here we are for this shit.
You wanna hate with me?
Let's go.
1-0.
1-0.
You fucking shitter.
where's everybody how do you play this
eric are you going with that one or we don't lose that one either that between the track
here yeah yeah no no no no yep all right let's go so it can't wait so well we'll you know the rules
right what you're gonna explain the rules yeah I bet
my bad bro my bad bro my bad bro oh
What the fuck are you doing?
Let's go!
I'm gonna put the camera on.
Fucking try hard.
Catch this serve!
Hold on one sec.
Bitch!
Bitch!
You're six foot four!
My point.
I'm already tired.
I'm tired, let's go get tacos.
It has to hit the ground?
Oh shit.
I need to do what's on the record.
Okay.
All right, shut it.
Let's get this going.
How much should each person put up to make this a good pot?
What do y'all think?
How much should each person put up?
What?
Zavala?
I think we should all put up bread.
And run.
Like, put up some of your five teams.
Every team puts up money.
Winner takes it all.
How'd you do it?
Two vs. two?
You don't have to do anything.
I actually don't do one.
No shit, Sherlock.
Nah, two vs. two is nothing.
Like, you and your girl, then two.
You and your girl.
What, bro?
Where's your-
Of course they are.
Oh, they don't speak from our level.
She can come to see.
They know.
They know.
They know.
They know.
They know.
I'm just something that's cool.
I'd rather be with this other guy.
But then we're gonna dominate,
like me and you versus like.
Who's gonna be your duo?
Yeah, come on.
Do it.
No, we gotta be.
Look, now she's putting bullshit in your ear.
No, it's gotten real.
Does he look like a type of guy?
Does he have a shit like that?
Oh, wow.
There's something you don't know.
They were like, oh, Daniel's gonna be on the team.
And I was like, all right, I'm down.
It's just like, now that's unfair.
And I was like, oh, look, I guess you're not gonna team me.
He's just happy to be here
It's unfair bro, you and your girl
Wait, we all gotta put up
Let's put up bread though, like make it like
Yes, like you and your girl
I won't bend you
Actually they're all starting to think I go though
Is her?
Oh
No, you're not here. Yeah. Yeah, she's there. She's playing
How much you putting up though?
I don't I heard your competitive. I don't fuck around like no like real shit like I don't fuck around
Okay, bet. Okay bet how much?
This is something realistic, you know
But because you gotta keep in mind every team's gonna put up bread
Five teams if we all put up 200 bucks a thousand for the for the winner
Zavala, Zavala.
This guy's a part of the team.
Zavala, 200 per team, winner gets a ban.
No, US, or should we do more?
I think it's pressure.
I asked there, winner gets a ban.
Winner gets a ban.
Everyone's gonna try for a ban, right?
Hold on, they're calling us poor.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
They're calling us poor.
No, that's not true.
It's just the things that I love the most.
Look at the pot.
I don't pay anything.
Look at my chat right there.
Uh, don't.
Oh!
Wow.
Rare Alamanda.
Your chat is calling you poor.
You're going to let them know.
They're calling us.
They're talking about all of us.
We're not poor.
Yeah.
Tell them.
Suck my dick.
All right.
Two hundred each person, not team.
Bro.
I don't know, bro.
I feel like Yara is not going to give a fuck, bro.
like she's the type to sell my money and laugh and then ask for a purse after
she'll try but she's taking shots right now no she's gonna I know she's your
friend we don't got a life with her there she goes all right that's not her
what oh we lost her Gigi all right Chas the solo stream today oh she's right
there everyone here all right I'll be up in a little bit they're on my ass
Okay
Yeah, so I'm right here a thing is low key good one K each
All right, how do we get to two nails to K divided by five? I put another ten
Yo
Okay, we're figuring out how much we're putting up
What we're figuring out how much money we're putting up
Everybody's gonna try hard for that
I think like you're so small you're gonna be a losing
You ready guys?
Yes.
Alright, he's got the exact mic.
Okay.
Okay, so first of all Pavel,
it's a Mexican sport, okay?
He was created in Mexico, Agapuco,
1969.
Okay, by Enrique.
So, high works.
It's two against two.
So, I'm assuming everyone has, like, the partner.
Yeah.
Okay, then, you start like this, okay?
So you start right here, yeah, you stand the corner.
Can you ref the game?
Because you have bread up.
Yeah, yeah.
I got rid of the game.
We're putting the money.
I put up here.
So you start right here, and then the serve
needs to be on the other square, like on the other side.
He has it on second.
Kind of like tennis, OK?
Yeah, I don't know.
No, just for the serve, you need to be outside, OK?
Yeah, then you can also use the walls.
So let's say for example, be careful guys.
So let's say for example, it bounce right here,
then you guys can go like, yo!
Okay?
You can use the wall?
Yeah, you can use the wall.
It can bounce on the wall and then you can hit it.
It can only bounce one time.
If it bounce two times, you're out.
Yeah, you're out.
The point is 15, 30, 45, and then 60.
Whoever gets 60 first wins.
60 points?
Yeah, so it's 15, 30, 45, 60.
Whoever wins whoever gets to 61st, okay, what are the lines for what are these what do these resemble for the serve?
Oh, you have to get behind that. Yeah, so you have one player here and then the other player right here
Okay
Any questions also, I mean it's kind of complicated, but like for example for the circle can you get like open?
Yeah, so for the serve in it it needs to be in that square, right on the square
It has to be all the way to the right.
It has to be all the way to the right.
You need to bounce and be able to touch any of the glass.
If you bounce for the serve and you hit the net, that's out.
So it doesn't count. You have two tries to serve.
Otherwise it's like a point for the whole team.
Which box? Which box? The baby blue box?
This one. The entire line.
Yeah, so it's like...
Oh, the front one?
Yeah.
You can't hit it, but it's after the first serve.
Yeah, so only the serve has to stay in the dark blue square.
Yeah, exactly.
You can't try from this way.
No.
But you serve it, it has to hit the dark blue.
Okay, and also, you guys can spike it, you can do whatever you want.
You can hit like first try or like lead a bounce, whatever you guys decide.
Except on the serve.
On the serve, on the serve in the...
Yeah, that's it.
On the serve in this bounce, and then you hit it.
Like, I'll like, like, in mind you are right there, you hit the bounce, and then you can shot it.
Can you show us an example?
Yeah, just open it.
Benji.
So you bounce it, and then that will be a bounce there, but also in the step.
Yeah, in the other one.
Yeah.
Let it bounce good.
It needs to bounce like right here.
Wait.
So if you bounce, and it goes like that, that's bad.
That does not.
Just come over here.
Like, you can touch the net after the first one.
Wait, so hold on.
Alright, when we serve, we have to serve it in this square, in this opposite square?
Yeah, wherever it is.
It cannot touch this blue.
You want to try it?
It can't touch the net.
Yeah, okay, so you have to like...
Yeah, but it cannot touch the net either.
What?!
Yeah.
Even if it bounces first?
Even if it bounces first.
You got like this?
Just in the serve.
Yeah, like that's good.
Got it.
Just in the serve though.
Okay.
It can toss the net too.
Got it.
You get it?
Yeah.
All right, we're good.
And then you also, if they say like Aaron can hit his back.
Yeah, like that's good.
I mean, just do it guys.
Oh, the girls.
Yeah.
Yeah.
The nail cuts up to the nail.
Yeah.
Yeah, also, um...
I'm not saying because you did it over, sir.
You can't over, sir?
Just do it because like...
No, but can you or no?
No.
Okay, so it's fine.
Okay, that's good. We got money up. Yeah, okay
No
After that, you can bounce anywhere. All right, and we're gonna have a ref. Yeah. All right, let's go
matchups
so, okay
I'll put your man
Can I hit the wall first
It can be like this
I don't know, honestly, sometimes you act like them, but like, I know you're not gay.
Alright, let's go.
All right, we gotta do a random generator to see the matchups you're so broke damn right
Yeah, do the matchups pick you're by all my mother's life. I'm not fucking weirdos, and there's by the way
There's nothing wrong with that shot to Benji
Antibola and to follow we love we love you for who you guys are. All right
Right when you say that what he's doing
You know, there's like some nachos on the menu.
Uh-huh.
I'm gonna get some right now.
No, you can't eat before you play.
You're gonna throw up.
I already took a shower right now, boy.
That's gonna be a boy?
That's just how I talk.
Okay.
Um, fine.
You want some nachos before we start?
No, I'll just get it like right now.
Right now in a little bit.
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay, alright.
How do we, how do we, yo, dude, focus.
We have a fucking game to play.
a little bit yeah okay all right how do we how do we yo dude focus we have a
fucking game to play I was that you guys against them no no no it should be random
like a random bracket chat random bracket or should we like have them decide
Um, Chia, who should play first?
I hope we do this.
I'm going to chat.
We have two courts.
I think this is just one court.
Hi.
Yeah.
Are people watching?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Alright, come here.
That's the point of the trip.
My phone broke.
Okay.
Make sure, but if you're sitting in the court, make sure they don't fucking fall asleep.
Get it back in the chair.
I know.
I know.
It's a smell.
Like what?
It's not you.
Like what are you smelling?
It smells weird.
Such a hair, your hair smells good, isn't it?
Come on, guys, Javi Moshu!
What's happening?
Wait, what's going on?
I don't know, let's join them.
Okay, let's do it.
One like that, one straight.
Yeah, right.
He's found it.
Oh, he snapped my thumb.
Just to keep myself on taxi.
I got only I-thorax.
No, that's not my self-proclaimed.
Can you never answer my question? I'm usually left-foot right-foot.
Um, that's tier one.
What?
What?
Okay, here we go.
I don't know, trustee.
Give me duo.
Why am I already sweaty?
Okay, how can we start like the first teams to play?
Every chat you can see a random fucking...
Just ask your chat!
That's what you just said that we're gonna do.
Yeah, but my shit wasn't loading.
You just chat a bit to the random chat.
That'll be great, the quality spot, give it a sec.
Here, copy and paste these things.
What's the scale?
Yeah, I said we just random...whoa!
Hey!
Everybody get out so we can practice wrong with them.
Like, let's do a practice round.
Alright, you're starting to get out then.
No, I'm sorry.
I said we do a random wheel, bro.
random wheel bro just fucking play
you wake up on the wrong side of the
bed today
yeah we don't gotta do it bad
we all
instead of a tournament you can play king of the court
no no no let's just do a tournament style
do random yeah they want to be random
okay how do we get it in the general
Yeah, let me see how it works.
Amanda, let's do it.
Yeah, I know.
Get on the other side, yeah?
No, no, she's on the other side.
No, not right now.
Let me show her how to do it.
Oh, my goodness.
Let's go.
Practice.
Oh, shit!
It's like if you slowly I'm right here look at me
All right, let's just start with
Real quick you put up half the money
Because you're not gonna try if you know you don't have bread up wait how much money are you gonna put a hundred dollars each?
We just need a band in the casino.
Are you already wasting that?
Doing what?
Doing what?
Buying food, Uber E.
You're lying.
I'm fine.
I think we just use a random generator instead of...
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
Right?
Heads up!
Hold on.
She's a little cross-eyed.
Oh.
Okay.
Test the waters?
Yo, what are you talking about, bro?
$6000 bottles fucking $1000 stakes, but you need to get up to feel that anything here to see why no she's not getting off the
Field, why did she go to school? She's passing me and Amanda already clean this fucking side
You don't play no, it's all it works. It's a random generator your long did ask why here and there's your Mickey Mouse glasses
And you piss off right?
I'm gonna stay right here. I'm good play after I'm good. Let's just stand in front of them play. All right. Let's go
Let's run out. Let's go
Yeah, random generator
Who has the random generator?
All right, let's go.
Oh, watch your head.
Come here.
Is the quality fuck?
Are we good?
Damn, look at that.
That's pretty gross.
We're good.
Did I go back in here or what?
Yeah, JC, let me get on the other side.
Just for the service.
All right, who got the...
You got it bro?
Keep full, keep full bro.
This is your full bro?
No, it's a random generator bro.
Stop trying to win this shit.
Wait, you guys finished? You guys got a generator?
Yeah, he's doing it right now.
We're going to do a random generator.
Oh, please give me that.
Please give me a generator.
Are you serious? Let's fucking go.
Yo Johnny, where you at?
What you ever?
Random gender to got me versus you?
Yeah bitch!
Let's go!
Hey, stop. Amanda! Amanda!
You make it funny.
I'm so fucked. Oh my god.
I'm so fucked.
I'm so fucked.
I'm so fucked.
It's okay. I'll go ahead.
I'm so fucked.
Go ahead.
All right, you're good.
I'm so fuckin' good.
Wait! Oh my gosh, you didn't have shoes.
What?
No, you're not wearing shoes.
Yeah, I'm not.
All right, you gotta go barefoot, then.
Huh? I'm not putting my feet on you.
What?
You know how many people's sweaty feet touch this floor?
Everyone wears shoes.
You're the only person without shoes.
Okay.
Oh, your friend is also not wearing shoes.
See?
See?
All right, let's go.
Let's get it.
We're playing versus them.
Okay.
What are we fighting?
Lucky, because they're like hella athletic.
No, we're hella athletic too.
Yeah, I'm a lot.
I'm a lot.
I'm a lot.
I'm a lot.
Let's just do it. Let's just do it. Come on.
We're gonna put everything.
There's a losers bracket, right?
Okay. All right. Thank God.
Listen, worst case scenario, if we do lose, we still get another chance.
Okay, bet.
That's fine. But we're not gonna lose.
Let's rock paper scissors for the serve.
Hello.
No, that's out of three.
I'll do a little bit of insulation.
Wait, why don't you guys put the girls
around paper scissors?
Oh yeah, that's fine.
Fine, oh my god.
Wait, so one or two, three?
The three.
Best out of three, so first and two.
Maybe you get mine.
Maybe.
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
Mmm.
Okay, okay.
Rock.
I thought we were going to three.
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
Yeah!
Scissors.
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
You got one.
You got one.
You want a fucking?
Yes, Sierra! Good shit!
So who's gonna serve the two of you?
We're serving. I got it.
So keep going.
You want to go to the front?
Uh, yeah.
Let me get it.
It's fucking good.
We got to lock in.
Here, Jason, can you take my phone?
That's the first one.
Four? That's kind of short, huh?
No, but it's gonna be two cents.
And then there's a loser's bracket after she's got a loser
Yep, yes, sir
You ready yeah hit my hit my thing walk in through okay
Yeah, he's got to try his ass off bro. Oh my god, all right, let's go
You ready? I got to stand behind here, right? Under him?
What the fuck?
Who's that?
That was you!
That was him?
Yeah!
I'm so sorry.
Sit there, Bob.
Wait, what?
So now I serve again?
Okay, switch sides.
Wait, are you allowed to go overhand at all?
I will.
You're not allowed to go overhand at all.
So the whole time you can't go overhand.
I'm going to serve.
All right, let's go.
No.
Don't look at me like that.
I'm learning.
Okay.
All right, let's go.
All right, you got that
It's okay, we're learning. It's not okay. No, no, we have money up this. I'm fucking selling god damn it. All right
He's gonna be one bro fuck this. Let's go
You're good
Let her serve, let her serve.
You got us to let it hit the ground?
What?
You've got to be careful.
You've got to let it hit the ground.
Yeah, let it hit the ground, and then go underhand.
Wait, I'm going to, exactly, exactly.
I'm going to go like this and then I'm going like that.
Yeah, exactly.
Okay.
Break the leg.
Yes!
Oh my god.
Should the girl serve her?
Alright, let me see it.
We're going to make a comeback.
We're going to make a comeback.
We're going to make a comeback.
We're going to make a comeback.
It's going to be locked.
You got it! You got it! You got it!
What?!
Yo, brother, you said you'd get it!
You said you'd get hit the wall!
I need to vote for him.
I'm so scared.
You fucking, oh my god.
I need to vote for him.
All right, we have one more set, right?
Yeah, you have one more set.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
We're gonna make it.
We're gonna make it.
You want your mouth, bitch?
All right.
Come on!
We're gonna win!
We're gonna win!
All right.
Huh?
No!
No, no, no, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
I need a jacket.
All right, yeah
You'll put me in basketball bro
It's one oh, we're up. Yeah, it's just that
This is fucking insane. I smell food. I know let's just go eat for real. I lost. Oh my god
I'm not even gonna shoot you!
Yeah, hit it, yeah, hit it, yeah, hit it!
Yes!
I got you, I got you.
I got you.
No!
You're lost.
Do we lose already?
Yeah, we don't lose.
Okay, okay.
No, it's 2-0, it's 2-0.
Wait, they's there?
Oh.
Suicide.
Wait, I'm going to take my shoes off.
Okay, she got serious.
Wait, hold on, wait, what are we, hold on.
I'm so sorry Chad, I'm not going to let her.
I don't know what the fuck happened.
Yes!
I'm so sorry Chad, I'm not going to let her.
I don't know what the fuck happened.
I think I did.
Yes!
Yay!
Yes!
You suck.
Yes.
It's fucking though.
Hey, try to, when you hit it, try to like under it type of thing.
It goes more further.
Wow, seriously?
All right.
That is, that is.
No, no, let's move it.
All right.
We scored our first point.
We scored our first point.
Good shoot.
Okay.
First point.
First point.
All right, let's go.
All right, switch again.
Okay.
First point, alright let's go. Alright switch again. We're good
Two one
God damn it
Yeah, just switch sides. No you have to switch again. Whatever's like opposite
Stop talking to me bro
Yes
Let's fucking go.
Let's go.
Take the ball, God damn it.
Yeah, come on, come on, focus.
I got you.
I can't wait to play you.
I can't wait to play you.
Can you touch him?
You got it, you got it.
Fuck me.
It's like, I can't like,
this fucking racket is so weird.
I need to get a downshank.
Yeah, switch.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, please!
It's my fault. It's my fault. I hate losing. I'm about to move my fucking mind.
It's okay!
I'm fine.
Where are my shoes?
I'm still fucking with them.
Johnny and Emma won.
I'm actually a poor crew.
Come on.
Hey, that's my buddy.
Hey, you try it.
That's all that matters.
That's all that matters.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
That's right.
Thanks.
My brother.
You like it?
No.
Look it.
When you hit the ball...
I told you, if you want to play better since you're Indian, you have to take off your shoes, take the socks off, let your feet feel the fucking floor.
You have better grip.
Next time.
It's okay. We can just redeem ourselves by playing.
I hate losing.
It's okay.
Sorry.
It's my fault.
I take accountability.
Yeah, it's okay though.
I forgive you.
You want to get some nachos?
Yeah.
Oh shit, they're back to water.
Thank you.
Thank you.
What'd you say, yeah, of course man, let's do it
When you lose you're gonna see us on my court
He said something to you I don't think you heard him
What the fuck are you doing?
No, no, no, no, no.
What the fuck are you doing?
Fucking toilet paper guys, man, you just lost.
What?
You get out of here, bitches.
Nice to meet you, brother.
You're the best, bro.
You're the best, bro.
You're the best, bro.
Alright.
Damn.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Alright.
Alright.
We met like over here.
Fuck you, let's get the mattress and go over there.
Hola, puedo ordenar otro shot y unos nachos con queso y quiero a Rachela también.
¿Qué son las papas a la francesa?
¿Qué dice su francesa?
What is it?
French fries, that's okay man.
Okay, we're at range, take a quick and let's get the fuck out of here.
If you guys want I'll just get it really quick so I can look like, you know what I mean?
Yeah.
Just leave the ones, come back.
How about you?
Yeah, I got it.
Get me some nachos, please!
I can't believe this shit.
I'm not gonna lie.
Was that my fault?
Chai, was that my fault?
Was that my fault or was that her fault?
I feel like she...
I gotta take some accountability. It was mine.
I gotta take some accountability, it was 100% my fault.
Hey John, hey John, you good over there bro?
Yeah, just wanted to make sure.
I'm like a lie bro, it was my back,
having some issues, just, I'm just bullshitting,
I don't know, I'm trying to get an excuse.
Alright bet, let me play you again later.
You first, you, 1v1.
Alright bet, say no more.
Say no more.
Say no more, say no more, say no more, say no more, oh my god bro, maybe I just have
to, yeah I kind of lost some aura playing sports today bro, I'm gonna be real, I should
have played something else bro, it did not bounce by the way, what do you mean it didn't
balance wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait what do you mean
to the balance wait what huh wait Johnny hold on wait wait hold on I'm getting some memes from
the the commission of paddle saying that your ball didn't even balance what do you want am I
I'm gonna ask for a loser.
Ah!
Yes!
Sorry.
Why is Benji twerking mid game?
What is happening, brother, lock in!
We got money up.
You would have lost anyway.
It's all good, bro.
It's all good.
It's all good.
There's a loser's bracket.
So whoever loses this,
I play against them
It's all right, bro. You can't always be a winner. I'm proud to be a fucking loser. Wait, what?
I'm not proud to be a loser
This is as bad as the KSI contention
You're calling what is your old ass talking about like what do you even say bro?
You're a grown 45 year old man talking about KSI bro get a grip bro get a fucking grip brother
No, I'm not what I'm calling. That's all heard.
But I don't know why she just keeps drinking and drinking.
That's fine. Yo, you don't know me. Shut up, bro.
I'm doing eight-hour streams. We're doing lifestyle streams.
We're switching up this trip.
Chillin' calling. I'm sorry. Bro, Maddy, lost it.
All right, back.
I can't wait to be in this loser's bracket and just fuckin' make it out.
I feel like the... I feel like... I feel like... I feel like the... I feel like the Charlotte Hornets.
I feel like the Charlotte Hornets right now. I'm not gonna lie.
She's drinking so that she sees you with blurred vision?
Oh my god.
Yeah, of course, pull up, bro, let's do it.
How are you doing?
Yep.
How's the competition training going, bro?
Very well.
Hi, how are you doing?
Nice to meet y'all.
Do you want to drink?
Do people?
Wait, quick question, brother, are you a drinker?
Yes, he is.
Yes?
So do you ever drink to see someone with a blurred vision?
Like you don't have to see someone clearly?
I don't know.
Maybe I was only two times.
Okay, okay, okay.
Sounds good.
Hey, hey, hey.
Of course.
I just won.
So I'm just waiting for the winners' bracket.
So then to finish that game,
like, Benji's over here winning.
This is crazy.
Oh, and he's twerking after every fucking win.
I can't.
This is insane.
Benji, come on, bro!
They're different.
That's right.
That's right.
They're different.
Yeah, yeah.
And all of his friends.
No worries, I come from Arizona, but from the Philippines
Of course, you guys
We come from Texas, from California
Sure question, I was called right there
Why don't you have to think about it though?
Shout out to them
I don't even know
The truth is that it's very fun
I don't even know
And come here
Chat, remind me to ask Yara for my gift
Because I keep hearing this gift and I'm not seeing a gift
And it's like trying to make me think of it
Is there really actually a gift?
Of what it is here, yes
We went to the...
You know what I'm saying chat?
You know what someone says, yo, I got you a game and then
I'm looking at her talk to an old lady. What are you talking about in a fucking dad?
That's good. No, yes, I'm used to it. I love you. She's even the 10th gift. Thank you
She's talking to a little kid in a mom and a dad, bro. Yeah
Yeah, your mic is on
Can you call the shortlist?
Wait, where are the nachos?
They're going to bring it to me. They're cooking it right now.
Are they cooking it?
Yeah.
I thought we just have to take them out the bag and put them in the cheese.
No, it's because I asked for more stuff and then I took like two shots.
Wow, you're living a life.
We're in fucking Cancun.
I know, we are in Cancun.
I'm gonna take a shot.
Oh my god, we won't watch out.
I know.
Maybe I missed the return.
Take a shot.
Before and after every activity.
That's my goal.
That's your goal.
Wow.
I need a goal.
What's my goal?
Shot.
Eat.
Shot.
Eat.
Break.
Shot.
Take talks.
Pictures.
Fix my makeup shot again.
So you want a blackout?
Yes.
It's your last day.
Oh, so one of the chats said you're taking shots of your vision's blurry.
What?
What?
How does that even make sense?
I don't know, that's what the chat said.
She's not an alcoholic, she's just on vacation.
I'm not Mexican.
Stop judging, she's Mexican.
It's in her blood.
Exactly.
Her dad drinks.
Hey, don't be touching her like that.
What are you doing?
They're dating.
Okay, he went like this to her.
Oh, well, hey, don't do that.
Piece of shit.
Exactly.
It's because I hit his balls.
That's why he's like that.
Huh?
I hit his balls.
He was laying down and then I went on his balls.
Hell yeah.
That sounds fired.
All right.
We got to wait for someone to lose and let me play again.
She just went around hitting people's balls?
No, no, no.
Is that my good thing?
No, just him though.
Okay.
That was just the connection.
No, no, no, no.
Oh, and she just hit his balls too.
Exactly.
Bad luck today, bro
It's because he asked for it, like he provoked you
Oh, you're making a guess
He provokes you
You want to try this at any of them, I just bought it
Okay, so you're both two gets to think of it, yeah, sure
Okay, wait, I'm gonna get it from my bag
Alright, I bet
I kind of want to feel what it's like to get your balls through
Is it hurt?
You ever got your balls punched?
Is it hurt?
What did you do?
Have you ever got hit in your balls?
Like not even on accident?
Not like hard.
Chad, I just want to say Yara is one of the healthiest eaters ever.
Grab a piece.
So what is this?
This is like fruit roll up.
But it's would like...
Like the Hina and Tamoy just try it out.
Oh, that's like a Mexican fruit roll up.
Yeah.
How do I...
Just grab it.
Hold it.
Alright Chad.
Do you want to try some?
You like it or not, be honest?
I did too much?
That's the joy of eating that.
I like the flavor.
Shake fire.
Can I have some more?
Yeah, of course.
So this is your one of your favorite snacks, right?
Nah.
Oh, in that case, yeah, fuck that shit, it's terrible.
Oh my god.
Holy fuck.
No, this is not the regular for real, this is like an off-brand one.
Yeah, bullshit.
Alright.
I have this lady?
I know this paparazzi.
Hello!
Thank you, hi, man!
Hold on, oh, oh.
Hold on!
Oh, you still have one.
Yeah.
You see another pose yet?
Hey, pose, pose, pose.
Oh, yeah, she's on the ball, bro.
Can you stop hitting my balls?
Oh!
I only hit you one, bro.
Oh my god, I think there's gelatin in there.
What?
That's all right.
Gelatin and what?
And that.
And fruit and what?
Yeah.
Now I'm...
Okay.
You say so.
What, you want to try some?
I can't even say it right.
How am I supposed to fuck women when I can't even fucking look at them?
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Fuck women when I can't even fucking
Women yes
You know what I'm trying to say bro, you're gonna fuck women. What's wrong with that making it weird
I literally
Who won? Did Benji win?
Uh...
Johnny.
Alright, shut up. I'll be back.
Huh?
I'm gonna go walk around.
Okay.
See what there is to do.
I don't think there's anything to do.
It looks like we're in so much trouble.
No, we gotta play the losers.
Huh?
Benji and Wendy, are you ready?
No, there's other players, isn't there?
No, we have to go to the losers' court.
Bomb.
Benji!
That was fraud!
Y'all need a break or not
because we're losers so we have to play against each other.
You don't do that against each other?
But that was fraud.
It's because you keep twerking and not focusing, bro.
No, I only twerking when you win.
Oh.
Like tight?
Oh, sure.
Oh, I see.
Oh, mom.
It's poison, it's poison, brother, don't eat it.
Are you ready, Benji, or do you need a break?
I'm more than ready.
Wendy!
Are you ready?
I only ate it a little bit.
I'm not ready.
Yeah, we're losers, so we gotta play against each other
and if we lose...
We both have one more chance.
Let's go.
What the fuck in here?
They're gonna bring my nachos though.
I'll keep them up again.
Come on.
No, you're gonna have to order me some new ones.
I don't want to reheat it in nachos, what the heck?
Oh my god, bro.
How am I gonna crash out today?
It might be a good day.
We need to hit a bar.
Wait, where's our paddles?
I don't know, I feel mine.
All the way, we left them over there, I think.
Can you get those paddles real quick?
Me too.
Let's go to the Losers' Court.
Aaron!
Where's the Losers' Court?
I feel like such a bum right now.
Which one is it?
Thanks.
keep opening a little softer okay yeah let's see the service works in here
fuck man
Wait, wait.
Señora, es que se hace con eso.
Esos son...
Los que están jugando ahí adentro.
Porque pagamos por los dos.
Ok, ya, ya.
Sí, gracias.
Alright.
Alright, we're still in the right room.
Ok.
Wait, how do you get there?
I think it's this way.
Oh, we might lag.
find out let's go chat I know this way we're gonna lag for a sec chat just give
it a sec man wow they took our core
I think they're outside for us, come on.
All right, let's go.
Who do you know?
Wendy and Benji.
Up.
Come on, let me help you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Please, why if I work here?
Please, why if I work here?
What, la?
Okay, I'm so sorry brother. No, no, I sincerely apologize
She was telling me right now and I was at the bar on the visit the best place
Okay, cool. We're gonna play real quick and after that she's gonna get some lessons
Sure. Thank you.
Alright, thank you.
Huh? You're straight.
Alright, we need Wendy and Benji here.
I need someone to keep score.
Bro, this chat is so fucking weird.
Alright.
Nothing. Let me see. What do they say?
Let me see.
Listen.
The chat don't matter.
Okay, but I'm asking you a question.
So why aren't you listening?
It's what it is. It's working. We're good
They're calling me El Coco. Thanks
All right, um, where's where they were thinking to that and Wendy
Look, let's practice. Why don't L before every word that's literally I got there and do me like y'all are so weird
So fucking me, bro
Oh
Personal delivery
Thank you, thank you
We can you do me a favor and give my phone over there?
I'm a bit hungry. Can I wait a second?
But I need to be on my phone when I'm on my way eating food. I'm right here. Okay
No, I'm gonna get your phone.
It's because I'm a high-part kid bro, okay?
I'm gonna get your phone.
Hang on, I'll watch out.
Hang on, I'll watch out.
I called right here.
Where's your phone at?
Ahhhh!
Thank you.
I'm not alive.
Let's switch up the plan for today's stream.
I'll be back wait I want to do my food somewhere else I can't eat here
Hello
Who the fucking talking to it? I think you're ignoring me or something. I'm not annoying you. Oh, he's still turning around and I know they
I'm talking to you. Can you please let me take my foot away? I
Don't want this. I'm a little too. Catch up. Please don't wait for me. Oh wait, please. Yo
Are you the president am I your butler going to get my knees like oh my god?
Are you serious?
Am I in a drips?
Slap my head.
Oh, you really slumped.
I'm not glad, no.
All my mother's life, I'm not taking that for you.
You take your own food.
Can you, please?
Nah, I'm straight.
I'm good.
Oh my God, you're so sassy, bruh.
What type of man does that to a woman?
What?
What type of man does that to a woman?
a good man I'm a great man take your food and become come upstairs no I'm
being sassy I don't give a fuck I'm being sassy I don't care I'm gonna be real
bro I'm not gonna lie bro I not come this far and like to get talked to like a
It's like a fucking rodent, it's like a rat in a sewer.
You shitting me?
You stupid?
You fucking stupid?
You fucking stupid?
You fucking stupid?
Give me some stick, Joe.
Where's the camera?
Got it.
Benji!
Benji!
Wendy, y'all ready?
All right, meet us upstairs.
Upstairs.
I'm straight off that. She's gonna get her ass up here herself.
Run your food yourself, both hands. Make sure you don't spill it while you're on the stairs.
It's heavy. Make sure you don't eat the ketchup, because you're allergic to it.
Alright? Fuck out here.
Get your ass up here and play the fucking game of getting my money.
Alright, this one, can we get some lights on?
I ain't no bitch.
I ain't no bitch
All right
Thank you
Appreciate it. We need some lights in here and then we'll get this going. We need a ref
We need a ref
We feel like nothing bro, where's she at?
Wish I got a fucking full UAV right now I got a UAV right now UAV inbound where
she at? Oh I'm looking dumb as fuck we're at the wrong area huh huh yeah yeah yeah
I got a UAV inbound full aerial view we'll see exactly where she at
She left. Wait what? I thought I was going to make her a respect me. Dude! Where did she
Go!
GG
Now I gotta go on a fall drive
Yo.
Please leave your message for 6-0-2.
I'm coming right up.
What?
Yo, where you at?
What?
Well?
Come on, come on, come on.
I'm here with all the tools for me to carry them.
Bye.
Wait, we got a game to play!
Yeah, we got a game to play, what are you at?
Well, I'm getting my food sold. I'm getting some weight.
No, I'm going to get you more. We just have to because I don't want to keep everyone else waiting.
They're on the court waiting for us right now.
I see.
Get out of the car.
Get out of the car.
Alright.
Alright.
Whatever.
Whatever.
One team will go right after their game.
Jonny, you lost?
No, they're about to win.
I'm much better than them.
No, I'm saying they lost that last game?
No.
So this is losers' court, though.
No, it's a winner.
It's a winner.
So where did the losers go?
They didn't get to finish the game.
Why?
Because of the rest of the race.
The rest of the show and was on the six p.m. So how long can we get this one for it?
Okay
They're empty. So the other one has a reservation. Okay, so you gotta wait what?
Did you win it did you win
Who goes after this?
the winner of
The winner of something against the winner of this
What did the losers go? After that?
After that?
Or did you guys come to the losers first?
That's okay, now they can go first.
Me, Eira versus Wendy and Benji will be after.
What would Kevin Gates do in this situation?
That ass, what would Kevin Gates do right now?
Huh?
Imma be right back.
right back. No, I can't do that. I fuck with her. She just, I don't know. She's getting
a little rude today. I don't know why. I don't know what I did. I'm trying to be nice. Have
a great day. Last day in Cancun. She's been a little rude to me. I don't appreciate that.
You want to go against the pros? Go against the pros? Yeah. Um.
What would you enjoy there against the pros? After this tournament, let's do it. Yeah. I
I'm just gonna wait for the, for the, for, okay, I'm done.
I'm down.
Now I'm good.
I don't know what to do.
Like, do I go find her?
Do I go find her?
I don't want to, I don't know, bro.
I can't, this can't be a humiliation ritual, bro.
We gotta be like, gotta be halfway.
Let her eat, maybe she was just hangry, you never know.
Let me call her one more time real quick.
All hands, in front, ready to voice count.
Yeah, a lot better up here.
Oh
I don't know chat I might just fit
I might just bit low-key. Oh shit. Oh, damn
Damn right a whole thing plan 30
There's what it is bro life gives you life gives you curveballs, bro. You just got a
You gotta just fucking hit that bitch out the park
I'll be in base.
Did it?
Is that a boy?
Hi.
Alright, let's go.
Okay.
That's a boy!
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm gonna get my own nachos.
I'm gonna just go get my own nachos, bro.
I was hungry as fuck.
I'm just gonna go get my own nachos.
Okay, could you order some nachos?
The one she got with steak on it.
Thank you.
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Fuck!
Can we try?
God, no fucking aura!
None!
How you doing, brother?
Can I have a seat next to you?
No, it's next to you.
Next to you.
You can sit down here.
Next to you.
How you doing?
Good, man.
Good, good, good.
Are there any nice clubs to vote to out here?
Yes.
You go, how old are you?
I used to be, I used to be very good at building.
Uh, Guantos Age, Agno.
I am, I am, four years old.
No, 14 years old.
14 years old.
Hell yeah, nice.
What are you doing here in Clangcourt?
I live here.
What did you say?
I live here.
You live here, nice.
What should I do out here?
Thank you.
So you're 14, you don't look 14 bro.
Oh I know.
You look like way older.
Hell yeah.
Nice, nice, nice.
What are you doing out here like for fun?
Here, yes.
I like, please.
Can I join your class?
Can I join?
I could join?
Can I come?
Oh
His dad's mad
Oh, he's locked in here's a tournament coming up I
Could join you I bet
For 10 minutes. Thank you
Perfect. Do you have an extra racket? Where's my racket?
I'm gonna get to work and she was from over there from the back for the she right there
Thank you brother. Just 10 minutes. Thank you so much.
What do you want to do? Attack? Attack? Attack? Attack!
I want to play Molly's Smash. Huh? Molly's Smash. Smash, Smash, Smash.
Kabid, Smash. Smash. Okay.
Smash. How do I do it like this?
Fuck the fuck off!
Oh, you're dead, though.
You go for next.
Where's my mic?
Sir, where is my mic?
What the f**k?
You! Where is my mic?
Where is my mic?
Sir, where is my mic?
Oh, it's right here! It's right here!
Yeah.
Thought. A little slower.
Such that you can't hit the wall.
This guy got some arc on her.
Not arc, arc, but...
Thank you brother, we get ready real quick, we get ready real quick, maybe next time brother,
you win some you lose some.
Yeah, let's switch it up a little bit, never let them know your next move, alright.
Eh, we're out of boats, what are we gonna do?
Okay, yeah, no worries.
Okay, oh, oh, let me down.
Can I kiss you?
Here, or am I done?
Eh, yeah, a little bit, yeah.
Can you still do a little more?
Yeah.
Are you sure?
I don't know.
No, you're actually good.
Are you sure?
Yeah, I'm sure.
Positive?
Positive, see if you feel yourself?
Yeah.
Okay.
I'm sure about the most.
Watch this. Watch this, Josh.
I'm like, watch this. I'm kind of worried right here.
He's hitting the balls and shit, eating chips.
Oh my gosh, he has a perfect view of my hunchback.
Oh, brother, we might have to switch sides.
Oh my God.
Hey, hey, hey.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
She's not looking?
She didn't go.
All right.
Leave the turn of practice?
No, but hold on.
Okay, next segment.
All right.
Thank you so much.
I appreciate it, brother.
Thank you.
Much love.
What's your name?
Okay, thank you, hi, man.
We'll be quick, since I haven't had no basketball hoops
over here.
One more.
Let me help them with the balls before I leave.
Gotcha, bro.
Gotcha, bro.
God bless.
Much love.
My nachos almost ready?
Okay, I'm gonna wait right here
for the member girl to join the master.
Come here.
Come here.
My nachos are about to come.
Can you just wait for me real quick?
Okay.
Thank you.
But you're remaking me though.
Not what?
That was all you.
That was you.
You didn't even help me carry my plate of fucking food.
Because the way you said it, it was a real-
I said please.
No, you didn't!
Rewind the clip.
Chad, did she say please? Yes or no?
Oh yes, I did say please.
I said can you please, I'm an easy man.
First off, I don't talk like that.
Second off, you did not say please.
Bro, Chad, tell him that I said please.
Yes, yes.
No, hold on, no. No.
Bro, I did say please.
Oh my god, I said please.
You didn't even read me something.
Huh? Can you laugh me?
Alright.
Yeah.
Oh, you did it, my love.
No, that is not how I do it.
Go, go, go, go, go.
What's up buddy?
What's that about?
Huh?
Is he angry?
Is the film a spanner?
I think I'm gonna go back over there.
I should get out of here.
Honestly, I'm gonna tell you.
What's that for?
I
Be good, though, I'm not gonna lie about who's idea was this it was mine
It's good now
It's good now
I'm gonna be real, bro
one bit with the fun get the thank you bro appreciate it next segment all right
let me let's get the fuck out of here I don't let me let me let me let me look
at this quality I know but I know I know I'm gonna get out of here
y'all ready ready to go
see if everyone's ready if not I'll say we did bro
Yeah, yeah, I want the yacht that bad
Check out really want your bro. I'm all but I'm done spending money, bro
I'm done spending money
I'm done spreading bread, bro
It's the last day keep the vibes up. Yeah, no, bro. They'll be over. Yeah, bro. Just a rough start for a happy ending
Okay
Okay
Mexican flea market? Yacht? Yacht? Yacht? Yacht? Yacht? Yacht? Not bad? Damn!
Alright bro, if you don't want the yacht, I guess we can go do it. I guess.
The thing is, the yacht is $6,000. It's the only issue, Chad. $6,000 for four hours.
Like, if you really think about that, like, logically, is that even worth it?
Six bands chat for four hours
You're rich hey dude look at me in the eyes bro. No, I'm not you see crypto right now. It's done. It's over bro
My life is finished bro. Ethereum's at fucking a thousand dollars
I don't know.
Oh, what the fuck.
Yo, is everyone ready?
Yeah.
Yeah, let's go.
Huh?
You're done, unless you want to play.
No, let's go, let's go.
Who won?
Uh, Zabana.
Is Zabana won at all?
No fucking way.
That piece of shit.
All right.
Yeah, let's go.
We'll just bring the things in the car, the nachos.
All right, we're dipping.
W's in the chat.
We're getting the fuck out of here.
Let's go.
Let's fucking go.
Let me in the chat, we'll get down here.
All right.
Thank God.
Can't really let the train leave.
Here we go.
Y'all ready?
What do you want to do?
Where are we going?
You want to fish?
What do you want to do, shoot a quarter here in quick and take it in the bus?
I bet.
Take the rooster right here too because we can't eat this early in the stream like that.
Let's just take the food and go.
Damn, maybe sports are not my thing.
Did he really win?
He won.
Oh, you got another mic on too.
Benji's stream is in the restroom.
That's good Benji's chat. How y'all doing?
Let's go to the front.
I thought we were going to talk.
Wendy wants to play another game against us.
She wants to play against us?
Should we do one more quick?
Chat, should we do one more quick?
Click it. One last game.
You
One last game chat and then we will get out of here
Oh, there's so mad fuck no no, I'm gonna see Benji
You wanna what I'm just kidding. I'm trying to piss her off
Why would you piss me off with that?
You said you don't like the gay shit
Oh, wait, oh my god. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no straight man doing that. Oh my god
You scared Ben away. I got no social cues. I got no social cues
Why did he run away like that? Benji, I love you. It's on brother. Okay, no hard feelings, no hard feelings
Yeah, I don't know why you would do that.
Bro, Benji, the first you ever be on Benji is on the F-A-G.
Like what? But you're the best F-A-G.
You're the best F-A-G pro.
Yes. I do get the best F-A-G pro.
Alright, one more game. Zavala, we're gonna play a game real quick.
We're gonna play a game real quick.
All right.
Okay.
You gotta win something.
Yeah, she's right there, see?
Wait, where's the shot?
You took it?
Okay.
I need to get you a racket from somewhere.
I just asked to borrow one of theirs.
No, but they have two.
Yeah, but they're gonna stop playing right now.
Oh, yeah.
I'm fucking stupid.
All right.
Nothing.
What the heck am I doing?
One last game, real quick.
One last game.
Get the fuck up and lock in.
I already lost!
Didn't you lose the whole tournament?
Oh, to finish it.
Oh, me and you?
Want to play a hero play?
Yeah, I feel like shit right now.
Wendy, Ben, are you ready?
Oh, they're practicing, too.
All right, fuck this up.
Let's hope I win, because I'm drunk as fuck.
You're drunk already?
Yes.
One last game, Chad.
We got a long stream ahead of us.
Stop bitching, stop crying, all right?
Do it.
Let's do it.
Let's do it, let's do it, let's do it.
OK.
Lock the fuck in.
You got this.
OK.
All right?
Yeah, I'm drunk already, so for like, come on.
Where's our opponents?
Can you ref the game, brother?
Thank you.
Who are you talking about?
Yep!
What's up?
How you doing bro?
Okay.
Nice to meet you man.
Here you go.
Wait!
Sorry.
No worries!
Get over there, get over there, so we can practice real quick.
Alright, come on.
Alright.
Let it hit the ground and go underhand.
Yes!
Oh, sh-
Sorry, sorry.
It's okay.
I think you're ready.
I think I'm getting the hang of it!
What did you say?
I think I'm getting the hang of it!
Are they ready?
Yup. Are they ready?
Thank you bro.
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
It's okay, hit it again, yep, oh my god, good shit.
One more time.
Yes!
Ah!
It's okay, I got a ball, I got a ball.
I got a ball.
Oh, forgot to let it hit the ground.
it's okay it's okay
Benji you ready bro? let's run it which side do you want this one or that one?
which side do you want?
Wendy come on!
oh yeah they want that side hop on this side
huh?
hop on this side
okay
oh look look oh no no no no
do I match up with Benji or Wendy?
huh?
what do I match up with?
match up with Benji
All right, so you can't hit...
What?
Okay, I owe you 200, everyone else owes you 200.
I'll send it, I got you.
What?
Just kidding.
I don't know.
All right.
So, by the way, you can't hit the ball unless it hits the ground first.
I know.
I didn't know that.
Okay, come on.
Oh, she's ready to go.
Hey, bro, they're stalling.
I'm ready to play.
You guys ready?
Ready?
Ready?
I'm ready.
I'm going to serve.
Okay.
The best man I've ever seen.
Come on!
Ready? Yeah? Okay.
What the? Oh.
You got that.
Oh.
You have to let the, what? Hold on, wait, no, wait, hey, what?
No, wait, wait, wait.
I thought you had to let the ball hit on the ground.
You have to let the...
Just on the serve? Okay, man, I ask you.
Huh?
Oh, so if it's on the serve you don't let it. Okay
Who serve is it? Who serves it?
It's ours sir
All right, I'm gonna try my ass off. Come on. Go
Hey, we're gonna try hard. Okay. Yeah. Oh, you're gonna match it with me. I bet say no more
Let's go Wendy
No, sir
come on let's fucking go watch out for the block the camera
watch out for the camera
alright let's go
oh she want to serve again? alright let's go
$100 back back
you want a lot of money?
$100
$100 let's go
we have two sets right? two sets
wait you're gonna bet the money though right?
yeah I got you I'll split with you
no okay but
Should I get sure?
Okay, next time.
Show them, huh?
Wait, we need a handshake.
We're gonna go like this, look.
We're gonna go like...
And then we're gonna go...
I'm not doing that.
Just come on, just like, like this, look.
Like, up, back.
You just do that then.
Okay.
Who's there?
Damn, that was my fault.
Woo!
Yep, yep, go ahead. Yeah!
Come on!
Match point, let's go!
Don't forget the money you locked into, Wendy.
We got two sets though.
We got two sets.
It doesn't have to be in the line, Chet. I have to... I'm ready.
It doesn't have to be in the line.
Oh, that was out! Wasn't it?
What?!
That was out because you hit the thing!
You hit the thing over there, man!
You hit the thing!
Okay, let's go!
Okay, back. Alright, let's go. It's our ball, it's our ball.
Okay, I'm gonna hit it. You got it. Okay.
Lock in. Good shit. Oh, doesn't count. You're good.
Second set. Alright, you just gotta aim for that square. You're good.
Okay. I thought you told me you weren't gonna go barefoot on these, on these things.
Well, I mean, I have no grip on my chunk of us. Okay. I keep following.
We're down, we lost, alright it's fine.
Why did we swim?
Why did we lose?
Yeah, but it's our serve still, right?
It's good, we're just down one up.
You good?
Just doing this side?
Alright, I gotta go.
No, no, what the fuck is happening?
I got a ball, I got a ball, I got a ball.
I thought we were playing.
You're good, you're good.
Keep, just leave it, leave it, leave it, leave it, it's okay.
Come on here. Let's go, 1-1.
Alright.
Maybe next time, Benji. 3-1.
Sir, you got it.
Alright, you okay?
You got two chances.
Okay, if we win this, then you have to take me wherever I walk.
Okay?
Yes! Let's fucking go.
What the fuck?
Get the ball.
Yeah, I know.
Okay, wait. Good thing I have a second serve.
Come on. Redo.
oh my god what you have to hit it in that square it's okay well I don't know I
don't know how to play that doesn't count it does count okay go use it then
okay
I don't know what you're doing.
Yara! Yara!
What the fuck?
You are strong!
Holy shit!
What's the score? Are we winning?
You're a 2.
That was their point, right?
Alright, we're down. You're giving- Yeah, come on.
Some time. We're losing.
How come?
Yeah, but they won the set, but we won the first set, right?
Yeah.
OK.
No, we won the first set.
Here.
Oh my god, you're him.
Did that come?
Yeah!
Hold on.
Hold on.
Yeah!
Gigi, go again.
Go again.
Hit the paddle.
Gigi, stop.
Walk the paddle.
Oh, wow.
Gigi, back to you.
Good game.
I'm doing something loose, man, I can't win them all.
Better luck next time.
Let's fucking go.
We'll do this shit.
Wait, you guys lost all?
We'll do this shit.
I'm sorry, I'm good.
Let's get out of here.
I need to double my books.
We can fucking chat, baby.
Wait, let's 1v1.
Yeah, let's do it.
No, we have to go.
Yeah, I'm down.
We're going to play 1v1?
What?
All right.
All right.
There's one down.
Me and Wendy.
Me and Wendy.
We're going to play 1v1.
We're going to play 1v1.
What?
All right.
All right.
What do you think? Of course I won. I do this shit.
Okay then, there ain't no rules cause we're girls.
You're telling me I did it out there?
Yeah, you did it.
That's some crazy competition too.
So that's playing for me right?
Oh fuck.
I'm gonna do a lot of chat. If I play Johnny and him again we wouldn't lose.
I wanna do it for my sake but I know y'all don't wanna watch that so I'm not gonna do it.
This could be a practice round!
What's up brother I'm live, say what's up?
Huh?
This could be a practice round!
What's up brother, I'm live, so what's up?
Huh?
It's not bad.
I'm barely...
I'm not, no.
I'm not, okay.
You want to start off?
I'm in, I'm in K-2.
Yeah, I'm going back to LA and like...
I'm going to San Francisco for Super Bowl,
then I'm going back to LA in like four days.
What is it?
Oh my god.
What do you mean?
I'm an LA, you gotta kill me.
I had a...
Oh yeah.
Want to hear some people up by now?
I miss Canada.
Love brother.
Who's third?
Okay.
We need to take our mic.
I don't know why this shit good as fuck.
One thing I will say, I don't know why, but Mexican food in Mexico tastes way better than
Mexican food in the US.
Like it's weird, and it's way better.
World of a difference.
Why do you think it is that?
No shit.
Better than quality bro they got, oh my god bro this shit ain't hittin bro what?
The meat here is top-tier.
The quality, the consistency, everything about it.
Hold the phone.
Where is the clip?
Where is the clip?
Keep your jacket.
Thank you.
Where's your girl, okay?
Okay, I'll just have a minute.
It's this.
Yeah, it's this thingy.
Where's the thingy?
The clips aren't even working.
The clips aren't even working.
It just goes, okay?
Diwala, quick question.
Does she ever like do that where like out of nowhere, like wakes up on the wrong side of the bed?
You get what I'm saying?
Like, does she ever like...
Does she ever like wake up on the wrong side of the bed some day?
I'm giving it to a homeless person. I'm giving it to a homeless person. It's for a homeless person.
Oh. Okay. Do you think, does she ever have these things when she wakes up on the wrong side of the bed and just gets mad?
Like, out of nowhere for no reason? And just like, talks to like a...
What do you mean?
I don't know, it's kind of weird.
But, um.
Is it weird?
Are you saying something to each other or what?
Nah, she was like bossing around like, go get this.
Go do this.
Go do this.
And I'm like.
Because she's bossing around for a reason.
What did you tell her?
Nothing.
All my life.
I did nothing.
I swear.
I just didn't.
She told me what you did.
What did she say?
She said that you were looking at her funny.
She didn't say that.
She told me that you were looking at her funny.
How?
I don't know.
Did you like, did you go like this to her like?
No.
You just did it to me right now.
That's you I didn't do that stop talking about his big nose, bro. He's not Jewish
I'm gonna go to Turkey about two weeks. So fuck your chat. Okay continue if you make a
Face to get up just that would ruin her whole mood the whole day. So how do you fix it?
Okay, let me give you two seconds. You said what
Okay, but hello
Oh you got motion and bucket here.
Yeah, let's do it.
How you doing, brother?
Let's meet you.
Hello, hello, how you doing?
How you doing?
How you doing?
How you doing?
Nice to meet you guys.
Of course, let's do it.
Okay.
Come on, let's take a photo.
Okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Let's meet you guys.
I got a motion down in Mexico, I am hardwired spaying off.
Zabala, can you come back please brother?
So what are we saying?
We'll just take it all.
You are the most disgusting human being I've ever been around.
I swear to God, just take it all.
Don't touch me, you're dirty.
Don't touch me. You're dirty.
You're kind of just...
You're kind of just working with pride, but just kind of glazing at all day.
Like, give her what she wants.
I don't care about my pride. I just don't want to, like, get walked over and bitched.
That's how she is, man.
Nah. She got to, like, you know, like...
If you can't accept that, then I would suggest moving out of here.
Nah, nah. She can figure it out. She'll figure it out.
I don't get, like, obviously I don't want to change her, but, like...
She said she doesn't want to be like that.
$5,000 ring
Let's know that's not
$5,000 your jacket you have to both
That's just how she is
Let me watch this clip real quick
Cause this is your
sneak diss me talking shit
Yeah
I just don't think she would
I just don't make
She would lie like that
I just don't think she would lie like that
Fuck me out, just say my name, I can't hear you.
Wait, yeah, speak to us?
Hold on, no, no, it's right now.
Just like 30 minutes ago.
He's just good looking.
Fuck me out, just say my name, I can't hear you.
He's being interviewed.
Nah, I can't hear you.
Why's he being interviewed?
Because he's being interviewed.
That's why.
Because I told him to.
He lagged, but hold on.
She called you a bitch, bro.
Why you being mean to her, babe?
I'm not!
Oh my oh my oh my god if she's telling you she's telling everyone that you're being mean because you're being mean you fucking
dirty stinky Indian fucking
Baba Ghanoush fucking your sin
All my same yo bro. I'm trying to help everything for someone and they come and call you a bitch
Yo, bro, I was getting demanded like I swear to God this how I felt imagine this
Imagine you're sitting next to the president of the United States and you're the fucking janitor of the White House
That's how I felt when she was talking to me. I swear to God. I felt like a bitch
Like actual bitch and it didn't stop go get my phone go get my nachos. Go get this go get that
Give me the mic like no like
She's very demanding when you have to learn how to love that well, I mean look at you
Look at your fucking nose
Look at where you're from. Oh wow, it's your racist. I'm not racist
No, let me land all I'm trying to do is help you out
But if you're getting bitched, that's just how she is.
That doesn't take you.
I'm not taking you.
I'm not going to get bitched.
I'm going to be real with you, bro.
I'm not here to get bitched.
Chad, is me on getting bitched?
Does anyone from my chat know what's going on with my boy?
I'm not going to leave your job, Mr. Doctor.
Will I have you asked her to be your Valentine yet?
Huh?
There ain't no Valentine's Day coming yet?
That's in like a week.
Whoa.
So, get this.
Amanda just told me that Valentine's Day, Valentine's Day, Valentine's Day.
They're all saying yes.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying, bro.
Valentine's Day is like prom.
You don't ask the girl to date up to like,
be a Valentine.
You have to ask her like a week before.
She's like, that's what you do in prom.
So I'll do it by night of the night.
Once we, you know, fix up a little bit.
You'll do it tonight.
Yeah.
There's no way.
Fuck it.
If you do it tonight,
I'll ask him later tonight to be a Valentine too, man.
You, hold on, you plan mine out and I plan yours out.
I'm sorry, I'm fucking hot.
Hey guys, how you doing?
Hey!
Have a good rest of the day.
Bye.
What?
Did you not fucking see them coming close to your own ass?
They didn't hear.
Actually, he has surprisingly huge ears.
Big ass ears.
Fuckin' Dumbo ears.
And then, oh, and then something else.
We're sitting down, eating a meal.
She said, I can't eat without going on my phone.
Like, I'm right in front of you!
Sometimes, you need to wear the pants, bro.
Sometimes, like, is that your phone?
You're not using the fucking phone right now.
That's what I said, I'm not going to get it.
Low key, she likes that shit.
She didn't, oh no, oh, she didn't like it.
She did not like it, brother.
I feel like, like, if you take your, like,
hey, can you please give up your phone?
Say that.
I said, I said, I said, no, this is what I said.
Hey, hey, you're gonna fucking break my phone.
You gonna talk?
No, it wasn't like that.
It was entirely different.
I said, I'm not, I'm not no bitch.
I'm not getting your phone.
But it's just, it's just, I think just because
the way you talk, like you don't sound demanding one bit.
You sell it.
I don't want to be rude, dude.
Like you sell it.
I don't want to get bitched.
Like you're just, like you need to be like,
like listen to me though.
You know what?
I'm not trying to get bitched.
I'm not trying to get bitched today.
Fuck that shit.
Give me your fucking phone.
No, I'm not doing that, bro.
Then you're not.
Then you're gonna keep getting bitched.
I'm not doing that.
I just, I'm not doing that.
That's rude.
That's disrespectful.
That's actually fucked up.
That's what she likes, though.
Stop being an idiot.
It's not, it's not in me to do that, bro.
So if that's what she likes, hey man.
Nah, I don't.
He can't handle Latinas.
I'm gonna keep it above, bro.
You can't handle Latinas for a minute, bro.
And it shows.
It's like you're scared of fucking me, yeah.
I don't know, I don't know, of course I don't know.
Wait check, should I ask out Amanda tonight with me on?
To Valentine's Day?
Don't you get advice from a bisexual?
Yo, stop being homophobic, bro.
I'm not even, that was last year.
Oh, okay.
What the fuck are you doing?
He's not lying, all right, so y'all want me to go
and be like, go, try your best, I'm getting him.
I
Want to use my phone I can't I can't do it. Let's have a conversation. We're eating like let's just talk
I'm not gonna lie that was just rude
Are you I don't like how you said that I don't do a fuck I need my funny in my food fuck off
All right, then you go enjoy that have a great day. Are you a fucking clown? What do you mean?
Idiot that's not yo bro. That's what yet. Why is this good advice or no?
Is it you're being like a nice guy
Now you accept defeat. Yeah, it's fine. You can use it. No because I'm hoping that's the person realizes no, but
Are you not understanding me well yet a likes when you boss her around you?
How do you know so much about her because I've hung out I've done many multiple shoots on her bro
Alright fucking clown. I gotta finish watching this
It's not that hard to fucking tell. Look at this. It's just tattoos, bro
Hold on let me see this bro. I'm getting more clips sent bro. This is getting fucking crazy
I just got the neon chicken curry fungus toe to watch this line.
Does this stand here really have a fungus toe?
I've heard about this fungus toe. I've never seen it before
I want to-
Yeah man, maybe it's just a touching subject.
She said fuck him, let's go play our own game.
Fuck your bitch!
And then she said, fuck you, let's play our own game.
If that's not like a fucking-
A sign of you just-
Just be a man,
and fucking boss around, I don't know what he's doing.
You're gonna keep getting bitched.
You're gonna keep bugging you to buy you a fucking $1000 ring
and $5000 on your jacket?
Yeah, man.
And Wendy said, fuck you too?
I mean, I wouldn't doubt it.
Maybe I gotta, maybe I just take the first flight out of here,
man, it's been a good one.
You're good.
It's been a good run, man.
Stop thinking so negative, clown ass.
Someone said Amanda guy check stop playing with that shit man play the first full clip put it in the column, bro
What is the first full clip?
What are y'all talking about?
She lied to her to make her say fuck you now they both said fucking man. It's all right
and I'm gonna just I'm gonna just
Take it like a man, bro. I don't like violence. I don't resort to
to rude words and shit like that bro right now you son of a bitch I can't I
guess I'm a bitch I guess I'm a bitch me not be bitch I'm a bitch oh you're
accepting it hey bro why do you always spit when you eat fuck bro stop being a
bitch you're letting you're letting you're letting all these people just walk
all over your building. You need to stand your ground, bro.
Yeah.
Yeah, you're right. I'm going to look at that.
Yeah, I'm going to look at that. You don't even sound like a man.
You know what? It's all your fucking right.
I'm going to stand in some fucking business.
Yeah, you're right. Yeah, I think you might...
Yeah, you're doing it again. I mean, yeah, I mean, you're right.
I guess I'm going to look at that. I'm going to stop being a bitch.
So, how do you... So, show me a little bit.
Amanda, come here.
No, try to shoot. Let me know how it tastes.
Right away, that's it.
Real.
Remember, I'm right in the fucking mouth.
What the fuck?
I don't fucking like that.
I see it now. This dude trying to set me up.
No, get away. You're like cancer, bro. Get the fuck away from me.
Get away from me, bro.
for me bro, you're a brother, spit on me again bro, fucking idiot, you don't know what you're
talking about either, we both, you don't know what to do, like, if we just walk in then to
be good, we'll just stay true, we'll just like this, push your eyes and just go like this from
I'll be in both types of break.
If you just walk in though,
I'm gonna just have sexual thoughts.
Oh, I was still having thoughts.
All right, let's go.
Boonga boonga, the 10th gift that they give.
Appreciate it, lock in.
Look at them both sitting over there.
Why they're both so mad?
Like, what the hell?
On their phones, like.
They're doing the same shit.
They're like, they're like.
No, that's what I'm saying.
They're like, twitching and shit.
I think this place is just bad vibes. Let me get out of here.
I can't believe Wendy said fuck me. That hurts. I thought we were friends.
They got bored of you?
All right, you're not down to take their phones and just run
No
No, no
Give me your thing I'm wiping it
All right, I'll start doing this.
Get positive.
What's the worst that's gonna fucking happen?
She's gonna get mad again?
Fucking, and then she's gonna.
How's the bathroom break?
How was the bathroom?
It was pretty good.
Do you guys like the tennis game?
Yeah, it was fun.
Oh yeah.
Alright, where's your second one?
I'll get it.
Y'all good?
Yeah, we're good.
It's like they fucking knew where we were going to take your phone.
I know, she was holding it, like ripping it.
And then Amanda slid it underneath your fucking badge.
She knew you wouldn't go anywhere near that because you're gay.
That's fucking crazy.
What?
I thought you were acting fucking crazy.
Let's get out of here.
Let's get out of here bro.
I know, I didn't work. Let's go.
We gotta leave!
We gotta make our reservation.
Oh my god bro, this is stressful bro.
I can't, I'm out of lab bro.
Professional?
No, he got he got W is bro. Look at him. Oh, he's doing a little light for it, too. Nah
Come on, bro, let's go, bro. Let's go. Yeah, ready? Yeah, ready?
Why are you looking at us like that?
I'm so sorry
Wait, what about for everyone?
It's apologize your phone.
Ah, shit.
Okay, no, I just didn't want to.
Okay, thank you.
Thank you so much.
I appreciate it.
God bless.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Okay, oh, oh, oh, sure, all right, yeah, picture.
Thank you so much, I appreciate it.
You ready?
Let's go.
Okay.
I feel kind of awkward right now, I don't know, all right,
let's go.
Why?
I don't know.
I didn't take my drugs for the day.
Just joking.
I'm gonna meet you in the bus.
Get you in the bus!
Hold on, the child was saying Wendy said fuck me.
Oh yeah, because you're doing it for me.
All right.
If I was talking in the room,
telling her whatever, I'd actually
sincerely do apologize.
Yeah, it's okay.
I guess.
No, don't do that.
Is it really okay?
No, it's not really okay.
But can you explain to me what I did so I don't do it again?
Because you probably, like, when I'm telling you something,
Instead of just doing it, you're like,
ah, you can't tell me you're like that.
Because you just say it in a rude way, though.
I think you know how I am already.
Like, you know me.
Like, you know that's the point of my voice,
so why do you act brand new?
I'm not acting brand new.
It's just like, at some point, you gotta just.
But I'd be really nice to you, too.
That's true, so why can't you just do that more?
Because sometimes you just be mean to me, so I'll just.
I wasn't being mean.
Yeah, you were.
No, I was not.
Yes, you were.
you
you
you
Thank you, you as well are we leaving what he said when you lose it
We what happened?
We're back
We go first
Damn chat. I'm not gonna lie. I missed it. There was a mini. There's too many versions of me that pulled up
Every time I get on this bus it smells like sweat.
It definitely does.
That's what I just said it smells like sweat.
It could be the bathroom too.
You have like a...
Like you.
Alright.
All right, let's go to the next spot light in the mood. Let's get the fuck out of here
We are back
What's the plan? What are we doing press Wendy? Well, no one's pressing no one girl. Why do y'all got so much anger in your hearts?
Don't get it. Is everything okay by the way? Yeah, I'm talking about mom. Okay
You need to be off camera. Let me know
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I'm going to get off the camera and get on the phone now.
Alright.
Damn.
Hope everything is okay.
Prayers to her and her family.
I don't know what happened, I don't know, it's still...
Is there any way to-
Fuck, we need to turn the AC up.
Yeah, chat, y'all gotta calm down, bro.
Show some fucking respect, real shit, bro.
Show some fucking respect, god damn it.
Maybe that's why she's about the happiest today.
Something could be going on, bro.
You don't know what people are going through, bro.
It's hard when you're streaming,
camera it's tough bro stop looking at the bad in everyone and try to make it
seem like come on bro tighten the fuck up jack
all right so comforter that's what I told her I said if you need to leave the
stream be off camera go go handle whatever you need to handle
I don't think she's trying to like act.
Oh, I don't think she's.
I can't say anything.
I remember when you used to have self-respect.
What are you talking about?
Chad! Chad! Chad!
How are we going to take your mom back?
What?
What are you going to do?
My Chad.
Wait, where's Chad at?
She she had to go on the phone with her mom. I
Would never talk to her like that she only talks to me like that I
Don't like
There they're saying they're saying I'm like, um, I don't know bro. There's been weird
Hey, don't fuck you look at your chat every second to
Hey fucking four-eyed fuck
So when you're gonna ask her to be a Valentine
When are you gonna ask Yedda to be a Valentine?
Back to you buddy. She's not here. You're girl right there
After everything y'all have been through I've seen it all I'm a parasocial I'm not gonna lie, but that's fucked up, bro
She's been there for you at all times no matter what you met her mom you did all this shit
Yeah, I'm just checking your ass while on the phone clown ass
She's talking to me
No, I'm not glad this this switch up needs to be studied bro. You got to put this shit in history books
This shit got to be studied
What?
What are the Indians like? What's your most popular dish for Indians?
What's your Indian? I'm kidding about that.
Chicken biryani.
Chicken biryani.
No, I'm not a good cook.
But, I could put you on some good spots at LA.
Wait, y'all don't even live in LA.
I live in LA.
Wait, y'all don't live together?
No.
What?
Only like, know each other and know each other for like, a while.
That's a while.
When did I move in with my fur?
My fur? No, I'm talking about...
It took me like two months.
I told him to stay.
What was it?
I told him to stay.
Yeah, he's a real dog.
He can't move.
Right.
How do you Chanel?
How do you Chanel?
Can you say hello to me?
How do you Chanel?
Can you say hello to me?
How do you Chanel?
Who's singing it?
Can I ask you now?
Can I ask you now?
Can I ask you now?
Can I ask you now?
Can I ask you now?
Can I ask you now?
Can I ask you now?
Can I ask you now?
Why is everyone fucking quiet?
The fuck happened?
No, we gotta switch it up.
Where are we going?
Back to the B&B.
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Chad we're gonna go home and then we are going to go all the guys are gonna go out
to Walmart and we're going to set up picnics on the beach for the woman
But like now this is kind of weird because like I mean like do I set up more alcohol
It's alcohol brand
Fibers and alcohol brand Benji?
It's an alcohol brand?
That shit is so amazing.
What do you want to see?
You want to see yacht?
What do you want to see?
You want to see yacht?
I'm not late.
I'm constipated.
What the fuck?
I tried pushing for 20 minutes, and it didn't want to come out.
You have to spread it open, and then it works.
You know how it works?
Oh, he tried it.
Alcohol makes you pump it.
I drink a lot of water, but then.
Or you drink water, eat papaya.
Some papaya.
So long.
What am I getting so long?
What the fuck?
Paya.
What's the secret?
OK, whenever we get there, I'm going to store in my fiber.
Papaya.
Paya.
Ask for chat.
There's a papaya, and then you want to shake.
You know, wait.
Tell me, you said fiber.
If I remind you of what they do,
What makes you so hot?
A little boy or something like that.
Yeah.
Develop.
My whole chat looks to see what you got.
Yeah?
Yeah.
My whole chat.
That's a big right?
Think about it.
That's some GTA shit.
Think about it.
That's the one you got.
I got it.
So you got that game.
You okay?
Yeah.
They said apple juice.
You can make your sure.
Okay, when we go, we'll get a little bit of that.
Okay, when we go, I'm gonna get you a gift.
How do you?
Oh, I totally forgot about that.
Yeah.
Yeah, you got bitched by that live guard in the books?
Well, he picked you up like if you're a fucking fine pal.
He did the same shit to everyone.
He did it to me, too.
Me, I got up myself with him, man.
neon was embarrassed after getting manhandled.
Why does it have likes?
Yo, bro, what are the comments in?
Benji, if you want to boop, drink prune juice.
What else, Jeff?
Shit is going on.
Thank you.
I do need my gift.
Do you know what I really get gifts often?
Really? Why?
I don't know. I'm always the gift giver.
7-up and bananas?
My bad.
No, I'm fucking one of you.
It's okay. If you need it.
No, it's okay today.
Are you sure?
Yeah.
Is everything alright?
No, it's okay.
Everything's good.
Oregano, papaya, or coffee making is good.
But yeah, I think I'm going to like this.
I don't think he, um...
I don't think you've gotten that. I think. What'd I got you?
It's a duffel.
I care about those. Money gives duffel shit. Anyone can pay for something.
It's a duffel.
I have to give my speech first before I give it to you.
Give a speech?
Yeah.
It's the real deal.
Yeah.
Yeah. Do you want to go on the yacht?
It's cold though.
No, but there's an indoor also
Then what's the point we can't even see outside?
She doesn't want to go
Okay, but she doesn't want to go we don't have to go. What can we do?
Club we're doing the club regardless. We got the section everything
Yeah, good job.
So we're going to get a little dance tonight.
I think we should go to like 10.
It's at 11.30.
Last day, walk out.
Out.
Bro, I wasn't asleep by 11.30 last night.
What time is it?
Check us out.
No, you weren't, you were up.
No, I wasn't asleep.
We were streaming at like 12.
Oh, man, I don't know.
It's because I woke up at like 3 or 4,
and everybody was still a...
We didn't carry okay.
Did you join them?
No, I went to sleep.
I was asleep, knocked out.
She's right, y'all's gonna be boring?
Yeah. I'm down for whatever.
It's like we've been on the lake a little already.
Same shit.
So I pretty much did everything here.
Yeah. I really wanted to do that X-Carat.
I know, but it's far and there's no service.
And they won't let us film.
I feel like that's the thing that you do when you're actually coming to isn't.
yeah well no the mall is closed i went to the mall this morning
how was it uh because i had to buy some hoodies uh it was good it was good
it's actually there's a lot of stores there you can go yet no i don't have a way i thought
we were gonna go for the stream but my my flight leaves at three so i'm thinking i have to be at
the airport by like one thirty yeah wake up early go to the mall do what i gotta do you know
oh i still have my chips my gambling chips you have chips yeah what is your face light up
I thought you meant like chants, like yum yum.
You're hungry again?
No.
But it doesn't hurt to have a snack.
You know, like gambling chips, like uh.
Let's go then.
We can't stream in there.
Why would we stream in there?
They said no.
Why?
I'm just going to go off stream and go all in.
I can't even go all in, there's limits.
I'm just going to go off stream and hope for the best.
Wait, why can't we stream anymore in there?
Because they didn't want it.
Why?
But it's giving them like more.
I know, but casinos don't really care.
At first they were cool with the bounty
they realized how many people we have
how much noise we make and then like the whole half yeah so we don't have chips
there's no let's check let's check what should we do for meanwhile the club is
at 11 30 we're gonna have to go oh I hit 40k
Hey, follow us on Twitter.
Congrats.
Thanks, guys.
Okay, a buffer as well.
What should we do?
Yaw.
Bruh.
The yaw, it's gonna be cold in the middle of the ocean.
I'm bored, to be honest.
Yeah, I'm gonna go.
I'm gonna go.
I'm gonna go.
I'm gonna go.
I'm gonna go.
I'm gonna go.
I'm gonna go.
I'm gonna go.
I'm gonna go.
I'm gonna go.
I'm gonna go.
Wait till we get to the club.
I'm gonna just do some crazy shit.
Me too.
I'm gonna jump off the roof.
Don't do that.
That's some other crazy shit.
Massage?
So you're telling me right now,
y'all wanna watch two people get a massage?
Are you fucking stupid?
But is it enjoyable at all?
What?
So watch other people get a massage?
No.
It's going to be kind of boring because all we're going to be
is like this, basically falling asleep
and they're just going to be watching us.
Exactly.
Shit.
All right, we're going back to the BNB.
So what are we doing there?
Some shit.
Zavala, we're still going to the BNB?
Yeah.
You're already tired?
No, it's just because I took some shots.
Massage with TTS?
Mid.
Okay, I'll be nice then.
Wait, are they telling you to be nice?
Yeah.
Oh, wow.
What?
Nothing.
Am I being mean?
I think you're being mean.
That's why I'm being mean.
You started it.
Doesn't it fucking matter?
I'm a girl here now.
Yeah, no, it's not part of the talk about this.
A man? Never even should even be talking back to a woman.
A man will just shut the fuck up and listen.
What?
A man is not going to sit there and argue with a woman because he's a man.
What the fuck does he look like arguing with a woman?
I didn't argue with you, I walked away.
You were like, and I quote, you're going to come up here.
I don't care about your fucking stuff.
You don't have fuck that.
I don't care about your fucking stuff.
You don't have fuck that.
I don't talk like that.
That's what you said though.
So you're telling me a man shouldn't say anything back to a girl?
Yeah, because you're a man.
A man who looks like a bitch talking to a girl.
That's submissive. That's like getting fucked in the ass.
No, it's not because a man doesn't give a fuck
what anybody got to say about them
because they know they're a man.
What do you mean?
fuck with you and you're talking in a certain way I'm gonna be like why are you doing that?
but like if I'm talking a certain way a man is just gonna shut up because a man is a man
and a woman is a woman and she's emotional and she's gonna talk out what she wants
but a man needs to understand how to deal with a woman's emotions because a man knows that women
are emotional. That makes sense. I agree with the last part. Well, man, I understand that, but
little boys or little boys that say that they're men will... Like some people out there. Yeah,
like some people. Yeah. But I mean, shit, if you want to think how you want to think, go ahead.
No, I'm just not going to get bitched. No, but it's not about getting bitched because a real man
is not going to give a fuck about getting bitched and not cutting their head. They know they're a
man and that's it's not yeah man man is not gonna sit there and get talked to
up to that
are you raise beating me? are you that ass? I'm for real. I'm like 100%
if you sit there and say yo go yo bitch go get me that it's different because I
didn't say that I said can you please like no you didn't say please I have the
Show me the clip right now.
Alright, and if you're wrong, what?
Then I will say full accountability.
Okay, but fuck the accountability.
You're gonna give me.
Nothing.
What do you want?
Something like your role.
I'll get you flowers.
Is that good enough?
Huh?
Yeah.
oh yeah there's like to be completely honest with you
I am so sorry.
Damn, no way!
No, what the fuck?
You did say please, you're doing so wrong.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
You did say please you're doing so nice. I'm actually sorry
I'm sorry
Actions I will show you I will show you I just have can I be honest to do
I'm like getting talk to like that
No, it doesn't that's why I will not be that again. I'm sorry, but it's just
You don't get it
Actually
I've like gone through some like shit
I've been through some crazy ass shit.
No, but like, like, like some...
It's vice versa.
Okay.
So that's why I acted like that even though I shouldn't have.
Okay.
And there's no excuse, I'm just telling you, like, I like, when you talk like that, like,
I feel something that, like, I felt back then that it was like the lowest point of my life,
like, that was just terrible.
Okay, me too.
You don't think that, like, that was new.
Okay.
I'm sorry.
Okay.
Who's that?
Wow.
Wow!
Fuck, you were right!
Exactly.
Even in Tennessee, I'm still like, calm and sense when I usually go.
Alright.
Let's have a great day, okay?
Wow!
How far are we from the B&B?
When we get to the air-bamp, I mean, when we get to the club, I want you to get a sign that says,
Yet I yearn to desk.
Well, I was going to do something regardless, but alright, yeah.
Just let it happen. Just let it happen. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride.
Alrighty.
Everyone watching me go follow Benjy Chavez here.
What kind of hug was that?
Wait, what do I do?
No, don't f**k around here.
Oh my god!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh wow, indeed there's a hug.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh wow, indeed there's a hug.
Oh!
Oh, can I show her?
Can I show her?
What the fuck, you look the same!
I was a kid!
I was a 13!
Let me see it.
Your chest almost... you went on the internet back then. Motherfucker.
How do you find shit like this?
Okay.
Hey, you said it like this. Hey, you said it. Let's check it.
That's so cute!
Look, you look the same!
What?
Look, Chad!
I do not look the same!
Look at the camera, look at the camera.
Alright, kind of enough is enough.
They are weird as fuck.
Yo, whoever's TikTok is about to lose it.
What's your name?
Whoever outed me in that?
And I don't look like that anymore.
Wait is that a diss? No?
No, who posted that clearly?
Alright, we're gonna go to hear it again.
So cute and full of energy
Young neon. He was so cute Eleanor. Okay, they're good friends.
See they're good friends, they're not bad friends.
Do what you're Indian, there's absolutely nothing wrong with that. Literally nothing wrong with that.
She's a narcissist? I don't know, you're not a narcissist.
I'm not a narcissist, I'm very, I'm very straight up.
Okay.
That's the type of shit I like what you do.
Okay, let's go.
Yes.
Yeah, but it's because sometimes I'm too nice to you and you be like...
I do not take advantage of that, don't do that.
Let me finish my sentence.
Sorry.
I don't want you to beat me.
Sometimes when I'm too nice to you, you be like,
you think that I'm gonna be nice to you all the time,
so you think I'm gonna be like this.
Well, why can't I just always be nice to you and be nice to me?
Because when I'm nice to you all the time, you're like, you think that you can just like talk to me every once.
I get too comfortable. I get this.
I need to be like on point. I get 10-12, so it's it.
Why are my shorts so short?
Yeah, I was gonna ask you that. They look like girl shorts.
I know I'm pretty, but why do you keep staring at me?
Oh, you got jokes, bro.
It's not a joke.
No, no, that part wasn't a joke.
I'm saying when you're talking about my woman in shorts.
Oh, they're adding me in the water.
No, stop, don't start doing this.
Oh!
Face reveal.
I'll fall for the blue, oh my god, I see that I'm not...
No!
Oh!
That's so cute!
But a man needs to understand.
Oh, that's not what I should...
Holy fuck, y'all are weird.
Y'all are genuinely weird, bro.
Send me some oldie era clips.
Bear's done.
I'm gonna find something.
I'll show you myself.
Let me see.
You wanna see a baby thing of me?
Yes.
Okay, back.
Damn, I need my pants.
My passport looks like a mug shot, look.
Let me see.
I was showing them, really.
I've gotten a mug shot.
It doesn't?
Yes it does.
It looks like a moxamacos. Yeah, just a little bit.
Alright, my other phone.
Question, why is Mexican food so good here?
Because we're Mexican and Mexicans are the best.
Mexicans and Indians.
So like, do you...
I was about to say, do you like looking me weird because I'm not Mexican?
No, Mexican and Indians are the best.
Thanks.
What the hell are you doing here?
What did he say?
Oh my god
What are dying I don't know I don't know either
Why else if you take a shower fuck you I'm clean
I am clean bro
That's not fair.
Raise this ass, chat.
Weirdos.
We don't tolerate none of that disrespect in here.
None of that.
Take that somewhere else.
Go to another.
Go to the Wallace chat, do that.
Not my chat.
That was me.
No, hold on.
No, he's doing another thing.
I was doing another thing, another thing, and a better thing.
Don't have time because this is my most safe place I've ever been.
We're in five days.
another pig, another pig, and a better pig.
Don't attack because it's my mom's table.
That's me.
Oh my god, Krishna check.
Take a look here, we got a young year of those.
Damn, you've always been a little princess.
Look at her, look at her little thing in her head.
Oh my god.
Can you take over for a sec?
Yeah.
I got to learn Spanish, bro.
I don't know what the fuck I'm doing.
Excuse me.
Uh, the bell.
I got to.
She'll try.
Do you guys want to see when I come in here, like, shortly?
Like a boy?
I look like fucking an animal.
Oh my God.
This is the worst.
This was the worst ever that I was ever in for real.
Little ass boy, have a nice day.
I bet as a preacher, I just love to wear a band-aid.
Yes, sometimes. It just depends on the day.
Get in here.
Tomorrow.
Wait, do you guys want to see yes or no?
My hair was like this year.
Me? Okay.
Yo soy. Yo soy.
I don't fuck you.
I don't fuck you.
Did I say that to you?
Jason, I'm sorry.
Oh my god this is a bad idea.
It's about that.
Miserable ass, it is.
Now it's not color weird. What are they saying?
Bro, Mike? I know. He took a mic. He's in that pineshell layer.
I'm only looking at my shot, I'm not looking at his shot.
Why, why?
She's so stupid, why are you hurting me all night?
I don't get it, okay, go ask him in his shot.
Believe?
But you can do that anywhere.
W's in the chat bench, I'm in chat bench, come on back.
There are sweet things on there, what do you do?
What do I miss?
You heard the mic.
I'm in there. I'm in there. What do I miss?
They said you peed on your knee.
Look at my knees.
Go zip line here.
They're calling you a gold digger and a demon?
Me?
Me.
Don't talk to her like that.
What the heck?
Just because she wants to be spoiled doesn't mean she's a gold digger.
Yeah.
That just means I know about words.
Like, have you ever been really spoiled?
Honestly?
Like, spoiled?
Like, spoiled, spoiled?
Yeah.
Like, whatever I want?
Yeah.
with it like, anything reasonable?
Um, well, I mean, I give myself whatever I want.
If that counts, yeah, but I didn't ever,
not a guy by me, guys are cheap.
Some guys, no, you're not cheap.
You give me whatever I want.
Yep, definitely.
Wait, you saw that ring on?
Oh, you do.
Wait, why is this all the same color?
Whoa! What's up here?
This is aloe.
You know about aloe?
Yeah.
I'm gonna get you.
Give me the pink aloe set.
Yes, you look so good in that.
Yeah, keep it clean. I love it.
Bro, I love aloe.
Love that.
I did ask, love aloe.
Me too.
So comfortable.
I had the shorts.
Are these aloe?
No, no, these are not aloe.
But when I got here the first day,
I was wearing this and then some gray,
like a low spendex but it was supposed to like change I didn't wear it for like long so that's why I'm wearing it today
why the fuck do you guys keep spamming shower video they're telling me to shower
no I think they're talking about my shower video
Feliz Complianos, Cristiano Ronaldo.
This is birthday today.
Happy birthday brother!
Live it up!
Have you ever met him?
No, never.
Who's the most famous person that you've ever met?
Kanye West.
He invited me personally to his house.
How was he?
I was with him for six days.
You were with him for six days?
Yes, from 8am every day to like 4pm.
How was he though?
He's great. He's the smartest guy I've ever met or been around.
Really?
Genius. I streamed with him.
Oh, that's cool.
Wait, I want to look at the clip, so I've never seen that.
I'll show you my fucking.
Okay.
He dropped the album, Donda 2, and we did a whole listening party right after he dropped it.
Oh wait, I know. I've listened to some of those songs.
Is that him?
Yeah.
Was he all black the whole time?
Yep.
Is that whack?
No, but that's just like...
He's in an era where he only wore masks.
Really?
I have a picture of him, let me show you a picture of me and him.
Like without the mask?
Yeah, like off-street pictures.
Oh yeah, yeah.
What did you say?
I said I thought this was a mask.
Oh yeah, I had to get him that mask.
Hold on, wait.
Who has...
Fuck, bro.
Where did I post it? Twitter?
I'm not gonna lie, it's actually kind of a flex.
Chocolate, yeah, man.
I wanna...
When I go back to Arizona, I'm going to stay there for like two days and then I'm going to book a trip somewhere.
I mean, uh...
Shout out to you, man. Real one.
I thought you were going to say, like, six, nine or something.
No, yeah, I mean, I've done a lot of streams with a lot of people.
Yeah, he's the goat, for real.
He's with his clone? Fuck off. He's not his clone.
I was in Spain. On a random island in Spain.
He was at like a retreat.
A retreat? What is that?
Like a rehab house.
Oh wow. Wait, he was like going through shit?
Yeah, he was like doing some stuff.
But the crazy part is he was living like a real mafia boss.
There was like 15 people with suits and ARs surrounding his whole house.
It was fucking sick.
You didn't grow with security.
No, I don't think I'm like that like famous.
You don't know who you are.
And that's a problem.
Everybody tells me that.
Everybody tells me that.
All of my friends and A.Z. say that.
It's good though.
It's important.
Keep yourself grounded.
Because I don't know why.
I just feel like I'm a fucking random guy just streaming.
But it's important to think like that.
Because once you start thinking about yourself highly,
you're able to ego.
No, I think of myself very highly.
But I don't think of myself like 100%.
I'm talking about like cloud and stuff.
But I don't know.
There's two ways to look at it.
I mean, when I'm an A.Z.,
Like, I don't ever go by my sleigh.
Like, like, crazy.
Like, I don't ever feel unsafe.
Yeah.
Because I always, like, have my, like,
come to check my, like, the gun laws out there, like, crazy.
So you carry.
Yeah.
So, that's what you do?
It's Arizona.
Everybody carries.
You have a gun in your purse at all times.
No, no, no, no, no, no, wait, now we're in Mexico.
No, I'm saying in...
In AZ?
Hell yeah.
I'm not gonna go in here.
It's in the Gundy bag.
I
Feel like you don't got any to pull the trigger
I'm just kidding. Oh my life. You're pulling that trigger. Oh my soul. You are
No, well, I mean, I'm not your
Honestly, I haven't used the I've never needed
But you always need to have it especially as a girl like as a sure as a girl by yourself streaming and shit like
There'd be weird. Oh, you IRL like you go out. Yeah, like IRL like by myself
In my car and stuff. Yeah, like the first time I ever went out
I went to a mall and I was streaming and that I in like after I ended my stream somebody was following me in my Corvette
What? Yeah, what did you do? Nothing I fucking
No, no, no, I just left like I got on the freeway and then I was on the HOV lane and I just sped off but like
Damn!
It's scary, that's how you have to always never be like it. I have pepper spray, I have a knife, and I have a gun, okay?
I'm better than boost.
Okay.
Nobody's gonna catch me like you.
I rather die than let something happen to me, honestly. Like, nobody's... I rather go out like that.
I'm sorry.
You're a spout.
Damn!
Why?
Should I start carrying a gun?
No, you're a guy.
Like, you always have somebody with you.
What?
Yeah, security question.
I'm standing all the way down.
I'm standing all the way down.
OK?
Oh!
Hey!
Better stuff or no.
Yeah.
That's fine.
You can never be lacking in easy.
So like, if I'm walking around with you,
and someone's fucking with me, they
They had me in a choke hold.
And they're trying to kill me.
I'm not gonna chew, because what if I like accidentally
like just pistol whip them or something like that?
When do I?
Hey, up.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, I do what I'm doing.
You ready to go?
Yeah.
All right, let's go.
Cause like, what if I'm like, get away and then I accidentally
like shoot you on accident.
Yeah, that'd be kind of fun.
Like, I don't trust myself like that.
Okay, you're still learning?
Yeah.
Okay, you use holotips?
Huh?
Red tips.
You are fucking natural.
All right, let's go.
You go first.
I don't even know where Tim's at, I just heard him here because I didn't see that show on time.
Hey Chibu, what's up brother? How you doing man?
Muchas gracias.
I'm not gonna lie, I can't believe you actually do that.
I can't believe you really be carrying like that well it's not like I use that
shit like it's yeah but like like damn like I don't feel hella safe just walking
around with me like I know I'm supposed to be the one but respect it's cuz in
Arizona people be so weird yeah I know it's important no I respect that I've
just never met a girl like that that's fire no but yeah but then even then I
Don't know
This is what we need to do in English for the game to start.
The game is going to start right now.
Damn, why are you talking like that bitch?
Or not bitch, I was like.
I caught her a bitch.
No, I didn't do that.
I was like.
You just said bitch.
No, cause I thought that.
Yo, stop making shit weird.
Okay, that's what you wanted to say, Tycho.
Like you're conscious of speaking for me.
Oh.
Are you okay?
All right.
Sorry guys, men only.
Benji, come on!
Men only.
Did you know Dara carries a gun from?
Wendy.
If I tell them I don't help, like there's no man with me.
Okay, so...
Oh, a lot of you are not like this?
Okay, fine, fine.
Okay, but you can't tell them.
I'm one of the boys, too.
Yeah!
You can't say no.
She's not a snitch.
She's not a snitch, no.
She's gonna say, huh?
Maybe you think the minions would snitch?
The minions?
What snitch?
She tells them no, she has a lot of control.
She tells them no.
Why is it always mine?
Why is it not Neon's?
Because they don't say nothing.
Because Neon's people, Neon's people are just like sitting on a desktop and he's just
kicking it.
I heard with the
He just let them know
Okay
Okay, guys, please this is very important for us
Okay, so check this is what we're thinking the guys go to Walmart and we ask
Girlfriends out to be our valentines
tonight something I could be the one to tell them like to get ready
So, he's not to overdo it.
Or just take their phone with you.
No key.
If she has a phone, she's gonna...
Ambrose, how the phone...
Who, me?
Take over Bruce's phone.
The phone is a gold phone.
The gold.
The living legend.
Let's just go with your phone.
You're a fucking gold man.
Aura, I'm back.
Get back, get back!
Me, me, me back there, yeah!
What?
Hey!
Oh my god.
Oh shit!
Get the fuck out of the shit!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, keep it up, keep it up!
I need my pants, I mean, can you give me my pants?
Take the pants, you going home?
Wait, take the phones?
Take the pants so they won't reach out.
No, I don't want to take her phone.
One.
Four.
Hey.
I can't take her phone. She's dealing with some family problems
But Wendy already knows you don't got to take her phone, okay, can you art you understand more than me
How do I like like a Latina girl a little feisty?
Okay
this thing I'm gonna get her out, she does, what else?
Like, help me at the mall, or at the...
Yeah, I'll help you.
Okay, but how do I like, because sometimes I get like,
it's not a good, I'm a little emotional too.
I can't be, but like, if I'm getting talked to in a certain way,
it's like hard for me to like, deal with.
No, you can't be a pussy, you need a man up.
You, I don't know how you're gonna get your phone,
but I'll go back to you.
Yeah, she might be a little, like,
she was not gonna want to get it up.
No, no, because she's dealing with family stuff,
I can't take her phone.
Fuck, okay.
Dinner's at 9.30, it's already 8 o'clock.
We gotta go?
Should we do these Valentine's things on a yacht?
Was that not, I see.
Yes.
Where's something up?
And then you have this, who's he seeing?
That's so weird.
We got behind you, veggie.
What's happening?
What happened?
We got an intruder in the air.
Huh?
We got an intruder in the air.
It's the air?
It's the air.
Why you walk up to the intruder like this, bro?
No, veggie, come on, bro.
I love you. All right. We need to get going ASAP like ASAP
Yeah, well, we need to go get all the stuff for it. We only like set up like a picnic
But I just feel like we real key. Maybe should do this on a yacht
Yeah, let's do it on the yacht.
Let's do it on the yacht.
Should we do it on the yacht and cancel the dinner?
I think that's way bigger than Valentine's
than a fucking dinner, bro.
Yes, yeah.
I'm gonna go to the club after the yacht.
But the yacht's six pages!
We can still get it right?
Wait, we can still have some cleaning.
Aaron!
We can just clean it.
It's all right.
Yacht or beach, all right.
What's more romantic yacht?
Think about it.
How are we gonna hide all of our gifts?
Whatever you say.
Or should we do it on the yacht?
out all of our gifts. Or should we give it to them? What does she laugh at me? She's not going to laugh at me.
What if we make the bus or whatever we're going to stop at the store? Stop at the store. And then from the store we buy the stuff and then we leave. To the yacht? Yeah.
But what about the girls? Do you do it with them there? Maybe we decorate the yacht. We decorate the yacht.
And then the girls pull up after we're done, let's see if we can still get the yacht. Yeah, check that
Orcha we can low key just
We can come back here and then whip him up here at the house somewhere. Yo, can we still get the yacht?
I know I know but then we'd scratch the dinner for the yacht. We're just like something just happened
He's got some dinner. No more dinner.
They know if the yacht's available.
All right, let us see if you can get the,
let us see if you can get the yacht.
Which were suits.
It's a real shame.
Ooh.
Okay.
Do you need some suits or one more?
Let me know ASAP, please.
All right, but I'm sorry.
All right.
Maybe you don't do me?
Huh? Hi!
Yo, what's up, Ben?
How you doing?
Hey, Benji wants to talk to you.
I'm glad I got there.
Go ahead and you go ahead.
See you in a second.
Okay.
Fucker.
I
Like all some men in black type shit
We're fucking around
She's a snitch
Where should we do the uh,
Bro I need my pants Mia please.
What'd you say?
Zabala someone just said uh cool boy killer 16 just said Zabala I'd like to my friend to watch your stream.
I'm gonna go ahead and ban you bro for five minutes, we're not doing that today bro.
Okay are you close?
Oh you're here with Mike.
I don't know.
She in here?
Alright so we have a few options here.
You are more a man than any of us in this room so you would know that.
Oh my god.
This is all Benji.
Okay.
Handing my grabby hat every morning.
Okay, um, what's better do you we see we go to Walmart set up picnics and do the thing
Can we not have like a bro moment like we all been like all the problem is
No, no, no, I mean yeah
Well, I mean not really, we're just chillin'.
Let's go outside, bro.
Yeah, I'm outside.
Hey, just chill over there.
Benji, can you chill with my girl?
Yo, bro.
No, Benji, we need Benji!
Benji!
We need you, bro.
I've never heard someone say that to another man.
Can you chill with my girl?
We could have a meeting inside the fund and not let anybody in.
No, they're not going to...
Hey!
No, I need it.
I need it for this segment.
Two seconds.
All right.
Literally gonna take five seconds.
Dude, shut up.
Literally, we're back.
Literally.
Close the door, baby.
Go inside.
Oh, you don't trust me?
Wait, what?
That's kind of disrespectful, babe.
Just trust me.
Wait, let's just have the meeting in session.
No, no, we're good right here.
We just gotta.
Okay.
I'll charge it for you at the portable.
Bro, no, you're holding us back.
Come on.
We're wasting time.
All right.
All right, she did it.
We have a few options. Let me know what you think is best. We can go we can get in suits going to God do the whole thing there
Oh, yeah. Yes, we do that. Oh, we're trying to make it happen
Or we set up like picnics kind of sounds kind of mid now. I'm thinking about it
Um, we can do a picnics here in the front porch of the glass right there
Or we just go on some fire shit and just fucking put up some signs in the club
Try to get some signs in the club
Oh
Wait wait what oh, they're beefing wait where's your stream right here? Oh, so it's like off-camera. Yeah, let's go see what this
Hey, man, I hope everything's okay. I'll go get signs
I say like if we're all like suited up dressed up because one day he's gonna go and tell them all to get ready
Okay
Dude, she's not gonna they're just going dirty
Why I think we need to buy some
90 that means of all didn't pack and benches you pack. I mean you could wear it out you could rock whatever I
Need you I have no drip. Yeah. Oh, you have any drip on you
Okay
Did you take a minute home?
No, I didn't because she's dealing with some family problems
Alright
I got no fucking aura what
You're not 14 no more bro, I'm out of here.
Yo!
What's up?
Where you at?
I'm in my room, I'm changing, I'm trying to find a fit to work tonight.
Okay bet, real quick, can you give me the thing you were going to give me because I
have to run this errand real quick.
Where are you going to go?
I'm just going to go with uh, with uh, with uh, with uh, where the fuck are you going
to go?
Where the fuck are you snuggling me?
I'm going with Zavala and Benji!
Yes, we're gonna go and sit down and Johnny and we're gonna go and we're going to eat some burritos
Give me two seconds
She just hung up
How do you say it in Spanish, toximoci?
Toxica.
Toxica.
You're going to have to deal with that.
Are you ready for it?
Yes.
No.
No way.
Oh.
Oh.
What's wrong with you?
What happened?
What is it saying?
Look at the watch.
You took off your paint from the door.
What?
Really?
What happened?
What happened?
What happened?
Why is everyone beeping?
We're the last ones standing brother.
We're the last ones. And Benji.
If she doesn't know what's going on, she's still sleeping bro.
True?
Bro, we're dropping like flies right now bro.
We're good, I know, I know.
Let's stand over here.
We're dropping like flies, chat.
Fuck.
Alright. Do I call him back?
and said fucking I cannot go in I mean that's like a man's phone. What does that mean?
Does she have like another phone or some shit? Yeah, they only have like three or two. I don't know how
it's like yeah they got a lot of phones.
All right well all right not three of us. Now that's what I tell her because I need to tell
her because I need to tell her where I'm going. Just be like um Benji. Tell her you're just gonna
tell her guys yeah something where it's like not like not like oh tell her you have to go back home
to grab an outfit.
Bro, you have a headache and you need some Advil at the Airbnb.
Oh yeah, or that.
But she's going to say she has some.
She always has some.
Okay, no, I got it.
Just...
Bro, he's going to say something.
It was good.
I'm all right.
What's up?
I've been streaming like, hell of a long hours.
I have a really bad headache.
I'm going to go to my Airbnb and pick up some Advil.
So, I don't talk about your line.
Talk to some of the other guys from here.
I'm not lying I damn are you invalidating my feelings
All right, I'll see I'll see you in a second
I'm fucked
Oh my god, I'm gonna sit out. Yeah, I got this no
What the fuck?
Take my bagel.
Take my bagel.
So it's just us two?
Yeah, but hopefully it's going to be a group thing.
Where are the rest of the guys?
All of the girls took their guys, bro.
Fuck.
Probably, so I've got a few of these.
Fuck the girls, let's go.
No, but just us two, bro.
We at least need to wait for Santea.
Oh my god, why are they being Mandy Lonez?
I know I'm on these let's go
Don't be a Monday. I'm gonna stay up. You don't sit here and wait. Well, I get take care of my fucking business
I was rude earlier. I don't do that again. Oh, you're not being rude. You just have to stand the ground
I got to take care some business to take care of business. I'll be back. I'll be right back
No, dude, don't question. It's fucked up. I'll be back. Thank you so much. I need to memorize this line
you don't
Now many Latinas, bro
I'm learning yeah okay wait Benji you know we don't have the mood Benji
it's crazy it don't matter if she's mad now because she won't be mad in two
hours where are you going well
Oh
Chesh, we do this Valentine's Day
Like should we do it this is going to best
That's true chats either this are we still in the restaurant do nothing I'm down bro. I want to make it like
Have you switched to this battery?
No.
So this will be on there.
And then after, we all celebrate at the club.
Oh my god, this is a Netflix documentary film right now,
bro.
All right, let me lock in.
Lock the fucking record.
You see we need this to read this in charge.
What?
We need this to charge.
Put it where it's at.
Yeah, it's at the end.
Want to chat?
Be a man, take her phone.
I'm not taking her phone though and where is she at? She's taking hello. Oh, hi. Oh, it's all right
Everything good, okay one man back in I might be
Oh my god, yeah
Okay, so where's Johnny
Yeah, should we go get Johnny? I'm gonna go in no no
Okay, so what are we doing?
We need to make sure this yacht is good because if not this whole thing has to change
What I think I think we should just go to Walmart and do like a picnic here, though
In the grass. No, but then we gotta go. They need to be in this other room
That is a fire dress
Alright, close your eyes.
You got a punch me?
No, close your eyes.
Okay, open your eyes.
This is my gift.
Oh, what?
Damn, these smell hella good.
I smell it.
And there's a cucumber in it.
That's a fucking leaf.
Oh, there's a plant.
Kyle. Thank you. You're welcome. I appreciate it. How'd you get this? Kyle, who the fuck
is Mc Kyle? That's my real name. Your name's Mc Kyle? Yeah. What the fuck? Dude, it's
Russian. I learned that yesterday. Oh my god. Thank you though. You're welcome. How did
you get it, um, like printed out like that? Don't worry about it. Damn. I don't think
I've ever seen anybody give me flowers. No one's ever given me flowers. Yeah. So, you're
I appreciate it. Yeah, I'm gonna put some more water in there. Okay. I'm gonna go fill them up
I'm gonna keep them in my my BNB
Damn I appreciate it. I'm gonna take these back
It's my BNB because I'm gonna go and put these back
Put the the the the the the the the as you see the the levels aren't the best
just to get it a little higher just so that it lasts.
Okay, but what are you gonna do though?
I'm gonna go do that and come right back.
30 minutes.
Okay.
30-40 minutes.
You need anything before I go?
Do you want any food, snickers?
Huh?
Huh?
Nothing.
Oh, I thought you said a tick?
No, no, no.
Just go ahead.
Okay.
Okay.
Alright.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
This is a fire dress.
Oh, thank you.
This was the one that I was taking for the club.
Hello?
So nice.
Anyone home?
They were coming.
Oh yeah, something happened.
Talk to me, brother.
Fill me in.
I'm messy.
So go work.
I'm already tired.
I'm leaving.
What happened?
I don't know.
I'm doing too much.
What?
What?
Yeah?
Sorry, can I just like smile for a second?
This is a little happy, you know?
Yep.
I'm going to your house.
I am.
They're coming to me.
I want to show them my crib.
I spent hell of money.
You said you're going to the fucking...
The house to put this, they're all coming with me.
Okay, let's go then.
No, but it's like a real quick because I think I've been like the bros like you know
Here
Oh, who's that
I just don't want these to die, please. All right. Thank you so much. I really do really genuinely
Yeah, I want to show him the crib too. He's a man
Damn bro, I feel special right now. I got a cucumber and flowers
Yeah
Yeah, have I said it wrong? Yeah
Yerra?
Yerra!
Yerra?
Yerra?
Was that not that Yerra?
We're all starting out, bro.
Where is fucking Yerra?
Shut up!
Haven't been saying her name on this whole time?
It's Yerra.
Oh, so she probably didn't fuck with that.
I call her Yerra.
I mean, she probably does not.
I'm gonna keep it a secret.
Say Yerra.
Yerra?
I don't know if you can find one.
Let me try it.
Let me try it.
Let me try it.
Hold on a second.
Yer-yerra?
Yeah
We have a we have a midget Latina trying to show us trying to get the bus
The midget is running down. Let's go. Yep. Let's get the fuck out of here
Oh my god, then he's brother. You're fucking you're a freak
Get the fuck out of here that way. Yep. I got no security fucking. Oh my god. I'm pussy, but what do we do?
Wait, let's go
Hi
All right, let's get a fuck out of here
Damn
What store should we go to, Joe?
What store should we go to, Joe?
That's all I'm gonna do is talk to you.
This is the one I know.
This is the one I know.
Walmart.
Walmart, yeah, Walmart.
Okay, so is this not happening or not?
You're the one texting them, bro.
I'm not here right there and you can serve here.
Yo, bro.
You can exit out of here.
I think I just made a fourth quarter comeback.
I know, that's fucking lit.
And that shit, I said it's real flex.
Dude, they smell hella good.
Like, she had to go out and pick these.
They don't do more deliveries here.
Why?
I know she loves you.
why she gave you she gave you that gift part thing and she used your real name
Mikhail I didn't even know your real fucking name I know and I'm closer to
you she literally used your real name Mikhail for fucking gift walking though
don't make her mad
Oh
She
Hold on
I'll pass it. All right. Oh my god. She's not that crazy. All right
Y'all are funny as hell, bro
Emily trap with the 15 gift that I love you
Thank you! She's not sugar mom! Oh, bad timing!
I like that chat!
Thank you for the big gift! Thank you for the big gift!
Thank you for the big gift!
Thank you for the big gift!
All right, we got to go
All right, let me see if it let me see if this
Hold on should we go to the Walmart
All right
Chat predictions are we gonna end today with a bang yes or no? Let me know like fucking that yo
What's good question is the y'all looking good
Why
Anyone of the five
My car's right in front?
Wait, they don't have a what right now?
They don't have a crew for the yacht.
Yes, a crew.
Okay, can we even...
Like you need a crew, like a yacht.
You can't just take a yacht, it has to have something like people working in the ship.
And everyone's pretty much coming for that.
Okay, so how do we go about this then?
Thank you. There's no way to get it.
So as there another boat we can get
And what do they say
Oh my god
Emily trap of the 25 gifted. All right, what do we do?
Brother brother, this is deeper than dinner, bro, literally literally listen
Fuck Zavala, what do we do, bro?
Like I just got flowers for the first time I feel away right now
What
No each gotta be separate, bro. Yeah
Oh my god fuck yo what Johnny's idea what you want to do
To the smell so good
No, I don't want to dress, I don't want to feel like a dresser.
Should we just do that dinner?
Yo, is that all? Should we just do that dinner?
No, bro.
If we do this evening sit down and we'll be quiet.
Okay, so what do we do?
We're gonna do this shit, bro.
But we don't have a yacht, idiot.
We don't need a yacht to do this shit, bro.
Okay, so where do we do it?
Outside of the front, bro.
Okay, that's fine.
Okay, all right.
Yeah, so can we delay dinner?
Yes, bro.
What's the latest reservation we can do 10
When they break the plates
930 okay, and we got
The break plate shit is fire bro. It's like a cool place
Yeah, let's just do 10 o'clock
I'm not gonna break a plate in the house. Fuck it
Chat we're in a sticky situation, bro
It's up to y'all what we don't want to do y'all want to cancel it
There's a dinner
Yeah, they're saying they're saying it is they're saying it is do
Let's just leave it at 10, bro. Let's see if we can make it
Let's just let's just let's just cancel it
Yeah, everyone's ever known to do it. Yeah, you're sure. Yeah, I just asked everyone.
Yeah, put a one for cancel, put a two for keep.
You tired bro? Lock in!
Alright, they're all saying to cancel bro.
All the girls in the group are grown?
Well, we're doing something for the girls, so they don't really have a say right now, which is kind of fucked up, but, um...
I'm saying I don't want them to get mad at us in the chat, so we're getting ready for dinner, Bob, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
Santhea, do you think like...
Is this...?
Johnny, do y'all think your girls would get mad if we don't go to that nice place for dinner?
No.
They don't want to give up...
My girl would rather not, though, but I guess we're all going.
Oh, okay, perfect. Okay, yeah, just cancel, bro. We're locked. 100%.
Alright, so, uh...
Okay, do we still want to go to club? Yes, club 1 million percent.
Okay, so we're going to come here again, okay? Yeah, yeah, so look.
Oh, and some sort of had 11, just letting you know. What, the what?
The bus is done driving at 11 and we have to pay it right before it leaves.
Okay, that's fine. We already paid them, but they got more than
a million. Got it.
Alright, so do we want to leave at 11?
Yes, we can leave by 11 for the club
Locked all right. All right, all right, brother. Peace
Okay, we're good my lock
Everything's all right
Everything is gonna be okay
Damn, I want to get like a gift hold on
Are there any shops open like is there aloe here? No
Lemon
Bro, yo real quick real quick all the shops are open at that at that one area
they want to go get them gifts real quick
let's go get them some gifts yeah we got like we got like 45 minutes yo yep
uh can you tell them to go to where Lululemon's at just tell them just tell
He knows he's he's Mexican
Yeah, I can call me a trick I don't go fuck I'm doing it because I want to
He's gonna I'm shooting the club don't worry
No, there's no aloe here Chas no aloe. So we're gonna have to figure it out
I'm a speedrun this bitch so I'm gonna just go get whatever gifts they want
And
Fuck it. Walmart's open 24-7 so we can go to Walmart after we're good
Oh, we're thinking strikes again, let me do what I want, but I fucked up earlier
But I'm like a lot of those piece of shit
five-minute timer. You know, JCB trying to save my pockets.
JCB trying to save my pockets.
Are you sure I see an ALO at the mall or not? I just searched up there's zero
ALO here. No ALO. I just hope they allow cameras.
What's your size? Extra small? Alright, gotta be.
What? Small?
Yeah, dinner's made. Dinner's made, dinner's made. We got so much more to do.
She's got to be like an extra small chat. She is so petite.
Like, very.
We're gonna get her some talkies.
I'm gonna get her some braces. No, I should've got them.
I'm gonna figure it out, bro.
out bro I gotta like I gotta remember and like just close my eyes and think all
the shit she's talked about she wanted a Chanel purse but I'm not gonna lie I'm
gonna be real
they don't got Chanel here but we'll figure out something else
Okay, guys look, they know it's genuine.
That's the carotation part.
What are you gonna get, Amanda?
What are you gonna get, Amanda?
I'm gonna see what stores they got.
They have everything there.
I'm a designer, bro.
I'm a designer.
The problem is filming in designer stores.
I'm not just going there myself.
Okay, I'll come with you.
Wait, designer?
I don't know what designer should we get.
I want to get a matter of designer, like what's it gonna be?
Yeah, I want a Chanel.
Something like, you know, you're a rich man, what do you offer?
I love that Neon is genuinely down the trick.
Wait, what?
Let me go, hold on, let me explain some shit for the chat that thinks tricking is buying people gifts.
That's not what it is.
This is called spoiling someone, giving someone what they deserve.
Not tricking the fuck.
This generation is just fucking cooked.
Wait, Benji, are you going to buy, uh, are you going to buy Wendy gifts?
Alright, bet.
I'm looking at my phone, it's 10 minutes away.
What?
Huh?
Common sense is not common nowadays, there's no way to drive it.
The place we were at this morning, there's no way that's 40 minutes away.
No way, El Chico, I can't do it.
Fuck man.
It's called la isla, la isla.
La isla, queremos ir en la isla.
La isla está 10 minutos de aquí.
It's la isla.
I thought we were in Joe Palo's car.
No, no.
We're doing that part for personal.
No, no, no.
We're chillin', we're chillin', we're chillin'.
This should be like nice like 15, okay?
We might have been gone, we might have been off the scene.
Now I'm gonna get a bag, chat.
Okay, if there's bags there, I'm gonna get a bag.
We were going the opposite way bro. It's 15 away.
We were going to Walmart. We should get gifts.
But we need to hurry the fuck up.
Where they close at 9?
Yeah bro, every place close at 9.
Wait, there's another mall here.
Wait, what? Wait, Johnny, close at 10?
Alright, a few stores close at 9 because New Lemon said 9.
Is anyone getting roses?
Yeah, we gotta get all that.
Those are at Walmart.
Let's just get like...
It's not 40 minutes.
It's 14 minutes.
Can someone put it...
Can someone that knows Spanish just tell...
Oh, does this have to end the fucking chat?
We literally just passed it.
We just passed it? No fucking way.
We're good, we're good, we're good.
My god, bro, this is stressful.
All right
Yeah, fuck that bro, it's such a better feeling buying other people shit
Oh, yeah, yeah, you're right
She likes smell she put her perfume in here, so I'm gonna get her some perfume
perfume sweat like a knife like cute like workout set maybe
hers
Some like Dior slides, maybe
Some like chill Nike maybe
I don't believe.
Um.
We're not coming.
Yeah, we're good.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Fuck it.
We're going to make it work.
We're jealous.
We're jealous.
We're jealous.
Fuck it.
We're going to make it work.
Yeah, let's go.
Let's go.
I don't want to shit.
We're going to make it work.
And then probably like.
I don't know.
Let me go see.
Check.
Check.
Check.
Check.
Check.
I don't know.
Let me go see.
I'm going to get you some pink shit.
I bet.
And I'm not going to lie, bro.
If this goes, if the last one goes, I might just turn gay.
I'm going to be dead ass, bro.
for one second diamond with the sub thank you
like bro my my luck with with this type of shit is so bad bro
if this don't work
I've lost all hope in myself and all confidence
Everyone just run wherever you want to buy your girl shit.
I'm going to Chanel.
She was singing the song in the Chanel.
Yeah.
But like I don't want just big shit, I want like little shit too.
You're so much more than I just knew anything's off.
K PewDieSubs.
All right, babe.
I'm not gonna lie to you, I've got a mission, bro.
Someone, yo, mods calling,
someone put a timer on the screen that ends at 9 p.m.
At 9 p.m., every store shuts down on the dot.
We are going to have 20 minutes to get five plus gifts.
Lock the fuck in.
lock the fucking yeah there's all the designer stores over there
what does that a brand should have been?
what?
you gotta call her mom?
I don't know if you're gonna get it
you're right, right, right
I'm about to call a dentist's mom
and see what he's got in the brand
I'm about to look him up
they cloned Neon, I'm right here brother
this is me bro, alright?
I'm right here
I thought that was one.
I thought that was one.
Chanel closed at nine.
I know, bro. Everything closed at nine.
Guys, how are we doing reveals?
Each one to like 10 different rooms?
So like, what's the vibe?
Low key, bro. You know what we should do?
Because I feel like every chat should see each one,
one by one.
Should we want to ingest it
and have each stream on it?
You're talking about like when you give the gifts and shit.
Should we have each stream
on one person like
That's fire. I can't go first. I can't go first. I'm nervous
Oh
Are you nervous cuz I don't know what her reactions gonna be what if she's like, thank you
You never know
That's a possibility as well.
That's definitely a possibility as well, man.
Well, man.
Whatever it is, I don't want to kill you.
I don't want to kill you.
OK.
I'm going to put it in your mouth.
OK.
Whatever it is, I don't want to kill you.
I don't want to kill you.
I don't want to kill you.
OK.
OK.
Read that.
OK.
I thought it was all about that.
No, wait, did you just lie?
She gave you flowers with her perfume on it,
I think you're good.
Don't leave the man in the mall, government.
No.
If you show that shit, keep it up, all right?
No way.
No.
Please don't tell me you've lived up
when I was undead before.
Wait, did that?
You know, I heard that you're staying in Basel.
Fucking piece of shit
So I think it's her perf I think it's her perfume and not the flowers because it smells really good, but flowers aren't supposed to smell like this
Interesting
No!
It's literally fucking bridges, bro.
I need to get this one.
Oh my god. We need to be careful here.
No!
Alright, almost there. Chat, uh, like seven minutes away.
Oh my god.
It's like a maze over there. There's so many stores.
Oh my god. Dan, any fucking phone over here? You guys see my phone?
It's done, bro. It's over. You fucked up, bro.
It's done.
Oh
Well, what's up, bro, I got to be so careful fucking
Gotta hold on this
Kevin Gates will go to Chanel. I will look at like Kevin Gates is in this situation. He's by a bottle
He's you know, I'm not gonna lie, bro. Fuck. I wish I had more time. I wish we were in LA
I'm getting bad. I'm gonna shoot.
I'm just walking on the street for a minute.
Ooh!
I'm banning any numbers in a street chat.
Chad, do you want to see a stream?
No, y'all aren't gonna know who you are.
Call Kevin Gates and ask for advice.
Oh my God.
No, no, guys. I don't want to talk to him.
No way!
Who can I call? No.
No advice.
Why am I getting hundreds of calls from your chat?
I shouldn't have to ask another man, bro.
That's fucking crazy, bro.
Come on, dude.
I'm not gonna ask another man what to do.
I'm gonna do what I want.
If she likes it, she likes it.
If she don't, she don't.
We gon' see.
We gon' see.
You got this?
I hope so.
I hope so.
I hope so.
You got this? I hope so. I hope so. I hope so.
Benji!
Timer's up.
Oh my god, we have 30 minutes.
29 minutes and 45 seconds.
Shit!
Let's make it a little small.
Colin, just a little smaller.
Thank you so much, bro.
Just a little smaller.
What's the timer for?
And the timer is for when all the shops fully shut down at 9 p.m. flat.
Just a little smaller, brother.
I might need a diver.
I have an assistant.
No, but is it weird if your assistant helps you with gifts just because there's not enough
time?
Is that cheating?
That's cheating.
Fuck.
Oh my god, why don't you just ask if there's going to be dead at 9 scale?
Fuck.
That's low-key cheating Chad, I don't want to be that guy.
Where's I using my resources?
It's like living in the forest and-
It's not genuine.
It's not genuine?
For real?
What is this man?
What is it? Order?
Oh, I don't...
So, I don't know, bro.
That's some boss shit though like yo let me get my assistant to go get this and
that and this and I'm gonna get the big gift myself I don't know bro that's
something how did I end up here oh my god this has been a very interesting trip
I'm not gonna lie, if we, if we're shopping at Chanel, they're gonna keep it up in an
extra five minutes, bro, 10 minutes.
Like, come on, bro, there's no way.
She deserves Timu Chanel.
your opinion brother that is your opinion bus driver gonna need to hurry up oh
god oh we're here oh we're good we got 25 minutes
Alright
Wait what
Oh, I thought you're about to clock in brother
This dude said straight to the sweatshop
All right, let's put some pep in our step chat is this gonna fall
All right, you guys, where'd you go?
Fuck it.
Nah, it's gonna be good.
All right, cause we're not moving.
We're parked.
All right, let's go, come on.
Lock in.
Lock the fuck in.
Everyone put a W in the chat.
Come on.
Lock the fuck in.
It's still wrong, but like,
it's gonna handle like she's young,
like she knows like the whole,
it's all trauma, she's like, bro.
Amanda's mother has been at the whole fucking world.
They're all recording us out this bus.
I think we're like an NBA team or some shit.
Yo, there's like 30 Mexicans recording us.
Thank you, brother.
You think we get a NBA team?
We gotta get a game tomorrow night.
Game tomorrow night.
Starting point guard.
Starting point guard.
Starting point guard.
Hey!
Steph Curry.
Steph Curry.
Muchas gracias.
Hey Steph Curry!
Come to the game tomorrow.
You guys have some batteries.
Oh.
You guys switch the batteries.
Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, I'm late.
I don't know, brother, I'm here.
Fuck it, here we are.
Bro, I can't run, we're switching the batteries,
Chad, you don't understand.
I can't.
Fuck.
Don't tell me, we're stuck here!
Oh my god, bro, we're gonna have to hit a buzzer beater.
25 minutes.
Is it good? Can we go?
Cooked.
I'm cooked, brother. Absolutely cooked.
One picture, yeah, let's do it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we got the side, yeah, yeah.
Hello plase!
Hello plase!
Thank you! Thank you!
Thank you! Thank you!
Oh my God!
Is it charging? Just make sure we're good and...
It's good?
Wait, just make sure she can...
Alright.
Alright.
Alright, voila! Let's get a workout there for the day.
Shout out to we are here at E-Sla, I think it's called.
We got 25 minutes.
I ain't gonna lie!
Oh my god, okay, we're already at Balenciaga.
Are we? Are we? Are we? Are we?
Excuse me. Holy fuck.
Dior, Dior, Dior, Dior, Dior!
Where's the entrance for Dior?
Bro, there's no entrance!
What the fuck!
Perfume!
Okay, perfect, but where is...
I'm tired.
Oh
Yes, sir, oh no
Okay
Yes, sir
English oh my god. Oh my god. No one's gonna be happening. It's gonna be happening
It's gonna be happening. He's coming. Oh
My god
There's a bunch of cops.
We're good?
Thank you so much brother.
Thank you so much.
Oh my God.
Good morning!
Muchos gracias amigo!
Woohoo!
Moshina!
Alright, let's go!
Alrighty!
Oh, we can't record in this store.
Okay, no worries.
No worries. Which stores are we allowed to record in?
I'm sorry?
Which stores are we allowed to record in?
Oh my god, that pink purse is beautiful.
Can you show real quick?
The pink purse, yes or no?
Okay, all right, thank you so much.
All right, I'm just, yes?
Oh, it's okay.
Okay, can I sit right here?
He said I'm okay.
He said I'm okay, oh my god.
Wait, he just said I'm okay.
Hey, is the vowel in there?
With the string?
He's in there with his camera.
He's got it pointed down the links.
Was that it? Okay.
Oh, he's calling reinforcements.
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie now. Fuck that.
I've been, I've been, yeah.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm good.
I'm going without the camera.
All right. Chad, did y'all like that pink purse?
That's a fire purse. I'm gonna be real.
I'm about to go crazy.
Um, guess we go to the fuck chapter.
They're just in a little.
They're not going to let us.
They're not going to let us.
You wouldn't risk it?
Oh, he's coming.
Oh, my God.
Yeah.
Three motherfuckers are going back.
And they're probably calling more.
Okay.
Hello.
Are we allowed in English?
English.
Are we allowed a film or no film?
Um, solo en la parte de afuera.
Adentro necesito un permiso.
Okay, so only this area yes
I'll go get it. Um, oh
There's Lily over there, too. I'll go get it. I just need someone to talk to chat. Hold on
Okay, thank you, brother
Who could talk to chat
Only outside, okay, he's saying only outside. Can you talk to chat? I got a big with you. Oh, I'm tripping. What the fuck am I doing?
I'm bugging. Um, oh
Oh my god, as long as I can see you. No, no, no, no, I need a bug. I got 20 minutes. I'm like alive
I'm a maybe it's not meant to be. I don't know, bro
Maybe it's just not meant to be. Yeah, maybe I'm bugging
They're in the store how
Okay
Yo
I'm trying to film this shit for y'all hold on.
That's all that is.
I'm not going to do that.
You are not interested in that.
You got to get down there.
Get down there.
Get down there.
Stay down.
Stay.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yo chat.
yeah, we have 50-50 basically, god yeah
after the cycle go repeat itself when he buy this purse yes or no or whatever you buy yes or no
probably right oh no man we got to be careful man I feel like if it happens this time you
don't learn a lesson.
Now I fuck with you, right, bro?
Like, she cool, you feel me?
But, you know, true colors only come out later on,
you feel me?
Predictions, which outpage is he going to get a year of?
Oh, here checking something. I don't know what it is.
he doesn't see me but hey, he can't prove nothing right now
damn man, I see you too, boy, I see you too
you
read this whole trip one through ten so far it ain't over yet though we still got the club
you feel me it might be it might turn up even better than yesterday you gonna see
damn, I fucked with this trip, that's fire, hell yeah
yeah, that trip itself, I'm not gonna lie, yesterday was a lot
that restaurant was crazy
if I had the rating I could be the solid 8, 8.5, you know what I'm saying, I could be
a lot of warrants
a lot of red bulls and shit
and
fuck
8 minutes bro
you gotta hurry it up man
I
The flowering head boy got a hurry up
how you doing sir?
everything alright?
put your phone out, okay, okay, okay
the
I'm going to go to the other side
I'm going to go to the other side
I'm going to go south
and I see you bro
over to keep what he ain't bleak here god damn
No.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Where's that you? Where about?
I don't know. It's a normal.
He called in the... uh-oh, GG.
We're going to go back for a second.
You got two minutes left. I think you're going to make it.
and
It's a story.
GG.
If you're already in there, though, I think it'll be good.
Yeah, so man, how's it going?
Just leave me brother.
Huh?
Just leave me bro.
Are you leaving?
I said just leave me.
Leave you?
Take the stream and go with the wind brother.
Okay, okay, so it's over, you're retiring.
Yeah, bro. It's the end of the road.
End of the road, bro.
Yeah.
I'm glad they came to the realization that
it's a trick and shit ain't
supposed to be there, so you come here.
Yeah, just put the camera on you, put the mic on.
Just don't say anything.
Yeah, I don't know about that, man.
Think that's your job.
Come on, bro, please, dude.
I'll get, come on, bro.
You give me what? Wait, I'll take back the lawsuit, bro.
No, no, I heard something else. You give me what?
I'll give you new pair of socks.
New pair of socks?
Bro, they don't have her size in any shoes or nothing, or she's too tiny.
Like nothing.
It's insane. I'm working, bro. I'm working. I'll see you in a second.
I don't know.
Okay.
All right.
and
I
Put up man, what you want man?
what?
what you want, broby?
I'm talking to you right now
you doing what?
I'm talking to NDA right now
you're talking to NDA, where you at?
what?
where you at?
I'm talking to NDA
oh, I'm talking to Arkansas
you're talking to Arkansas?
you doing what?
yeah, bro
bro
I got an eye call from a hospital over here
Huh?
I know, I'm trying to find out what's going on over here
You want an address or assignment?
What?
Did you say it?
That's not about house arrest, bro
What?
You want house arrest?
Who is on some island or something?
Really?
You're on the island or something?
No, I'm trying to call you, I'm an officer
What you got caught doing man?
Uh, illegal things and shit, you know.
Say that again?
Illegal things and shit.
Illegal things and shit, I wonder what that is man.
Yeah, I'm gonna be out of here in two months bro.
In two months? Damn, wait, is that what we're gonna see or not?
Or you want me to get me on the belt, you're out.
I'm doing my job, I'm doing my bed.
Thank you for everything, but I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
You good? I mean, shit, I might as well come take up on you or something.
Yeah, so how you doing? How does it feel over there?
Yeah, we cool, man, we cool, we chillin', you feel me?
Wait, you're streaming or streamin'?
Yeah, we streamin', we streamin'.
I
My passion is streaming
Yeah, buddy
You need to be a little bit faster, but here comes the loud, bro.
Hey man.
Nope.
Don't think we could do enough.
What?
What do you want to do, man?
Get the screen off.
Yeah man.
That is good though, right?
Yeah, I'm good, I'm good.
Huh?
Yes, bro.
Wait, bro, I don't know, bro.
I don't know where you're coming.
How do you do that?
What's your name?
Where's Zulu bro?
I don't know bro.
Where is Zulu? Where is everybody?
Where is me? Where is me?
Where is me on 2? Everybody is gone.
Where is everybody? Everybody is gone. I'm gone. That's me gone.
You just came back.
I don't know man, it's looking like a...
Scramble situation
Yeah, I think that's that makes it home to the youth line that shit
Oh
He's on where you rock oh shit down
Locking shit, dude.
Locking shit, dude.
Oh, we said F, dude.
How do I do?
Yo.
Oh, my lord.
Yes.
OK.
OK.
Got it.
I'm going to go down.
You can see what you call the old parking lot.
That's the only option.
The content is down, you know?
Yeah, he's gonna call anybody right now that call is more...
He's like, goodbye.
So what?
He can't say it's not enough.
We just call the company the worm.
Nice, bro. I mean, I'm not a streamer, you feel me?
No.
Thank you.
You better call the God piece.
I'm seeing this.
you're going to go through them, you're bad on them
hahahahha
are these on the left?
I'm trying to ground right now
hahahahha
I had to figure something out with that pack, but we're dead now
he's not here on the bus, anybody else doesn't record before
record before
oh yeah, it's a matter of situation
No, no, bro, this thing will go in any condition, don't you think so?
I thought I'd ask somebody to record.
What do you want to ask?
What do you want to ask?
What do you want to ask?
What do you want to ask?
What do you want to ask?
I'm just trying to understand what you're saying there.
Yo, what's up?
Yeah, free you man, free you an Arkansas man, I'll be ending up there man.
man go hard to blow blow
man blow blow
hold on they gonna call me and shit yo
uh no peace out yo
alright peace out yo
yo
yeah how's the stream going man
I mean I don't know man I don't know what this is man
but hey I'm doing uh
call a friend
call a friend segment
call a friend segment
yeah man
I'm just a bad lot of brand friends
how much is a lot
I have the most I've swiped that Louis I think ever really. Yeah. Yeah, bro
You think it's a workplace?
I'm just here on the second line. Was it worth it?
Yeah, for sure for sure. For sure? Okay, okay. Bye bye bye.
Bye brother. Bye. Peace
Yo, brother. Yo, what's up man? Yo, what's up brother? Yo, is everything good? Everything's good man. How are you?
We got a richly fucking reporter right now?
Yeah, yeah, I'm a reporter.
Something like that.
Yo.
Are you? Okay, what's going on?
I'm chilling man, I'm just waiting for the trick to get out of the store.
Waiting for what?
Waiting for the trick to get out of the store.
Who's trick?
You know the trick man?
The biggest trick on the internet.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We said, we'll give the camera on right now.
This is the security guy, I'm trying to hold him.
He was a Thomas shit.
Oh, it was good, man.
It was good, man.
How's it going?
It's cool, man. It's a vibe. They said it was a vibe.
We're going to see you tonight at vibe, too, you know?
Yeah, yeah. Can you tell us your time?
You're in Canada, right?
Yeah.
How was that?
It's good, man. It's good.
See family. We're going to see doctor.
Okay, okay, that's good man. How's your health?
It's good. I'm gonna point it tomorrow again. I'll leave it for the team so...
Mmm, okay.
I don't know.
But I'm gonna get it better. Everything's gonna be better, honestly.
That's good, bro.
It's gonna be better.
Yeah, I'm gonna pause all over for you.
That's...
It's going to you, brother.
Yeah, brother.
Go for it.
I think you're gonna say the chat?
Huh?
I think you're gonna say the chat?
Can you hear me right now?
Yeah, I can hear you.
Are you fucking serious?
I don't know.
I'm not filming.
Oh, the chat you're fucking hearing me over, I don't know.
I didn't know I was on a fortune stream.
Look.
This.
Record.
Record.
You can see how it is going
You can hear me?
You can hear me?
I think so, let me see
I hear a little one now man
I mean, it could build up to that point, though.
It could become on.
I'm telling you, it's gonna build up to that point.
She's seen the bag, and then she's seen the potential.
She's about to melt this idiot, I'm telling you, bro.
He's about to fucking melt.
This guy's the biggest walking leg.
Every girl's been waiting for the turn.
Right now, it's the other side, honestly.
Facts, it is her turn.
I'm telling you, bro.
He gotta learn, he gotta learn the hard way.
You know, they're at the Hardwood block.
You know, all the Chastain facts.
Hey, yeah, and, hey guys, you know, I almost had a heart attack, so I had to go back to Canada, but, you know, I'm going to be back soon, honestly, you know.
I'll be back soon after I deal with my heart attack.
What do you think about Yura?
I don't know, I haven't been really paying attention to streams and I've been walking along looking after my health and shit, but the clips I see online, I see...
You
Know it is up there the service is terrible. Yeah
I think you're back.
I think you're back.
I'll see what I have.
You're the other back. They're back.
Umm...
Oh, it sounds like too much coke.
Can you imagine me taking a fucking film?
Maybe?
Everyone stops spamming on camera, man.
GCD's the best in the fucking game.
GCD needs more recognition.
Don't bring JCD up enough, these other f**king f**king f**king streamers are dissing my man JCD saying all slips of the cameraman.
I have one that says slips of the best cameraman, it's just a dick rather because he's the biggest streamer in the f**king world.
JCD, he's the best f**king cameraman in the game, that ass.
I hate how like, one saying all or an all goes cameraman in the past, but I don't f**king true with you, bro. JCD is the best, bro. JCD shits on them, bro.
You can't see the fuckers on the...
Tell me bro, that ass, bro. I had to say that, I had to say that, bro.
You don't get enough credit, that ass, bro.
I'm serious.
We need to put you in the go-togs, bro.
You and stuff, shut up.
Now fuck you, bitch.
Fucking dumbass, drink.
Wait, where do you feel it?
Shut up, listen.
I am easy, bro.
The guy came, I already pulled your horn.
Yo, yo, yo, the big boss said, you can't be on the stream.
Yo.
Oh, there he is, look out there.
Good boy.
We got to be careful as much as we can.
We dealt with this whole situation before, though.
No, it doesn't matter, bro.
If you're discreet in that place, then we got fucked, bro.
Just pray to God nothing happens, man. Fuck it.
Look what we did, huh?
oh my god it looks the military here looks so fucking
scary. Holy shit. Fucking hell. No joke. No joke. Holy fuck. I'm getting PTSD right
I don't know.
All right, we got our gifts.
We got what we needed.
Can you turn that light on just a little bit?
Why are y'all laughing at me?
We got three things.
Not too crazy.
Not too bad.
Three things.
I ain't holding on.
Got some fire shit, got some fire shit.
Nice, nice little things we got.
Is everyone in the bus?
Benji, everyone's in the bus?
Yo, stop calling me a fucking trick, bro.
I'm gonna get tight.
You can't use tap?
No.
Oh my god, do you have cash?
Yeah, I got you bro.
I'll send you later.
It's all good, you're good.
I can't just do something cause I want to.
Weirdos? Oh my god, who's that?
She's a civilian.
Yo, go in mode only bro.
Go him on only, go him on only.
Go him on only, I'm about to get fat, bro.
You need more?
Yeah.
How much more?
Just like, 200 pesos.
You have 200 pesos more?
Go him on only, bro.
Thank you so much.
All right.
Three for you.
You want to see this?
You want to pay for this?
No, thank you.
Oh my god, bro, y'all are funny, bro.
Y'all are one funny chat.
Alright, take it off human only, bro. I don't care what a chat says, bro. It's virtual, bro.
Say it to my face. Say it to my face.
Say it to my face. Exactly.
You got what you needed brother?
Yes, of course.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
Here, I got you one.
Thank you bro.
I appreciate it.
Thanks man.
Were they being rough over there?
Can you keep this with you?
Thank you. Were they being rough?
They were hard with you.
Like the workers and stuff?
They were being hella nice.
Bro, you know, it's crazy what I paid here with however much I spent I'm not gonna say but in the US it would be probably like a
Few thousand a few thousand cheaper
like
The prices here are crazy
Yeah, I don't know I didn't have my passport with me so they couldn't put it down as that
No, I don't have it on me like physically. Yeah, exactly. It's fine though. It's all good
No, sir, it is what it is my
Making the chat look bad way, what I'm gonna make y'all someone said a holy loser
Hey, bro, I just love buying people shit, bro, as you can tell, as you can see right
here.
I'mma be real.
I'm so sorry, guys.
I'm sorry bro.
I tweaked. I tweaked.
So what?
What way are you going to get a lowest beton?
I tweaked. I got two things in Dior bro. I tweaked.
Two things in Dior?
Two things in Dior.
Let's go.
No way you did that shit.
Yeah bro.
Up to y'all. What do y'all want to do?
We need Walmart for the poster, bro.
Okay, let's go to Walmart.
Let's go to Walmart.
Walmart.
We're not able to, were they being weird about y'all filming?
Yeah.
Okay, but we're good though, right?
We're good, yeah.
We're good.
We're biggie.
I'm like a live chaffee.
A girl got a...
What?
Everyone has like four to five.
I personally love Louie.
Chad, oh my God.
Am I?
Everyone has like three to four guys.
And I only have one.
And I only have one.
And I only have one.
3, 4, 5, and I only have one fucking bag.
Bro, why is everyone in the chat?
Yo, bro, I'm not gonna lie, bro. If you got it, you got it, bro.
I'm gonna spend what I got, man. I'm gonna be...
I'm gonna be real.
I'm gonna be real, bro.
If I got it, I got it.
I'm gonna just do it.
Fuck it.
It's like they're fucking twi-pings and Gucci.
You going crazy?
I ain't no-no, I'm not stupid.
Hope she fucks with it, though.
The real thing I wanted, didn't have her size, bro.
She's so tiny.
Her feet don't fit in any Louis shoes.
They're these pink and white.
I'm gonna show you what I wanted to get and I couldn't.
I'm gonna show you right now what I wanted to get
and I couldn't, I was so mad.
I was so tight.
Bro, she would've loved these.
Just be, can they see?
Can they see?
they would have loved these bro or she would have loved these
but they didn't have her size she's too tiny
yeah everyone got different shit
uh Walmart I'm not gonna lie we gotta I'm putting this in my car I'm not leaving this
shit in the bus
fuck that
fuck that
wait chat y'all don't buy a girl's shit that you just met a few days ago
all this like like a lie bro w-trip bro fuck it
now don't do that is this not normal like is it's not the standard in the
world nowadays no
I
Damn
Like I said, bro
I'll make me feel bad, bro
Now making me feel bad, bro
You good bro? Alright.
If y'all saying I'm good, then I guess I'm good, right?
Like I gotta be good if y'all saying that.
You know what I mean?
What the hell do you think I'm gonna do with it?
One of my clippers just added me and said,
are you trying to buy a girlfriend?
No one's buying nothing bro I'm spoiling someone that I want to spoil like damn bro
Is it that difficult to understand and I'm hungry. I'm angry now. I'm fucking angry
Angry.
I should have said I'm angry.
Hahaha.
You're a little nubble.
For our imagine, I'm not going to lie to chat.
Imagine, she just...
I don't know. I'm going to be angry though.
Zavala!
Zavala!
Is he good?
Is Bro good?
Is he sleeping?
His eyes closed?
There's a ball!
Brother
Hello
Are you sleeping?
Nothing bro, never mind.
Little bounce for the gifted sub, let's go, we got five dollars back out of the...
I'm not gonna say how much we spent, I'm gonna be real.
Y'all gonna be like, what the fuck?
Fuck!
What?
I
Stopped on the gas prices
Oh, I'll be fire we should get her iPhone
What do you mean, bro, all right, maybe I shouldn't about all this fuck me
Oh my god.
Hey man! Fuck!
I feel bad. Shall I give him a... Shall I give him a... No, okay.
Yes!
Oh yeah, right that shit! Right that shit!
I
Me on be fucking coming in what give me a bag no dude why they're not all bags
Okay, then give me a bag or give me a little bag I hand picked. I really like it
Dude you got it doesn't matter real bro the price does not matter. I promise you bro
It matters the intention and what you believe and what she thinks in her heart
Fuck I check in the worst one. There's no worse one. They're all fired.
They're all fired
They're really all fired
No, all right
I should have checked to make sure they put the right things in the bag you're supposed
to do that right no he took he took he went to the back and came back with two bags so
I
Alright fuck it zoom past the zoom in that bitch get what we need
Like and I see comments like this my goat is so down bad. Alright, bro. I'm not gonna lie. I'm done by people shit on stream
I'm gonna just... every gift I give off-stream for $500.
I'm good. I'm good.
I'm getting $500 for one of those Louis bags.
For one of those Louis bags? You think they're $500?
$1,000.
You think it's $1,000?
How much did you spend? God damn it!
I'm telling you, I fucking tweaked.
Do you like it that much?
I fuck with it, she's cool.
How much did you spend?
No, but now everyone's like making me like fuck that fuck that am I weird like that tweak
I just wanted to like it.
Did I have a translator?
No, no, no, I was talking in English.
I was using the Google Translate.
You probably got scammed.
Ah!
Yes.
How?
How you let this happen again?
Me on.
I bet you just think, eh?
They can't-
I'll just say- I'll just say the exact but over five.
Bro, you're nearly on fucking stream.
Oh, what are you-
What's happening?
Theater.
Huh?
You told 20,000 people-
No, they don't know.
They don't know.
Oh, they don't know?
No, I didn't tell them.
I didn't tell anyone.
Oh, for real?
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie like now, but like- like my- my- my- my- my loyal viewers are there
in the chat, they're like- I can't believe I'm seeing my goat like this.
I'm seeing my goat like this like starting to get in my head a little bit. Yeah, but I don't think it's simpin
It's like
Okay, yeah for show
poor poor fuck
What if I
What if I
I'm not going to lie, I just got a text from my dad, he said, what is this charge, what
did you buy?
My dad does all my counting for him, he doesn't know, so that's my dad, I love him to death.
I felt the need in my heart to do something, and I did it, and I spent a lot of money and
I understand, but I just think that you should always follow what your heart wants, and you
should do what you think in your head is right and that's what I did maybe it might be good
maybe it might be bad but this is why you just live life and just enjoy every moment
and live in the moment so that's what I'm gonna do.
Alright.
So.
Yeah.
Oh, just got another text not gonna read that one.
What would you guys say if you believe in truth?
Yo bro, yo, just see me, bro!
Yo bro!
Alright, enough is enough.
I'm putting my foot down.
Listen.
I have nothing to say.
Like...
This isn't...
This is the Valor one.
This is the Valor one.
Which one should I give him? Out of these three. Which one should we give him? Not this one, between these two actually.
Which one?
No? Alright, fine.
Alright, alright, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Ride-off, brother. I don't got no more ride-offs.
Bro, I spent two, I'm such a, like, abbeam.
Can you order a Domino's Pizza to the house?
Domino's Pizza, yeah.
Mia, can you order Domino's Pizza please?
Two cheese pizzas?
One, pepperoni and then what?
Okay.
Okay.
What's the port?
What's the least half on this?
I can see the forecast.
Is that the map?
Is it over there?
Maybe it's over there.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Neon side with the five.
Yeah, yeah.
So it's done?
Mia, can you get two pizzas, please?
Wait, is this for everyone?
Right now.
I have to know the port for everyone.
I'm going to get pizzas for everyone.
Okay, okay.
It's dominoes.
Okay, it wins too, Buffalo wings.
Do you have salad, like, to your number?
Um, yes.
Oh, thanks, bro.
Everybody just, I, no, but, no, hold on.
Just, at the end, bro, everything.
It's fine.
It's fine, it's fine.
It's way easier, though, because it's going to get confusing, bro.
At the end, I'm setting the whole thing.
Don't forget the buffalo wings.
Okay, Mia, can we please get buffalo wings?
Enough for everyone, buffalo wings.
Cheese pizza, meat lover pizza, pepperoni pizza, chicken pizza.
Enough for 20 people. Thank you
Thank you for the hundred get this
I NEED THAT SHIT!
God damn, boy, it's so expensive!
Yo, thank you for the...
comments.
Yo, a little too smack with the sub!
And then that's $5 and they take 70% or they take 30%, so I'm gonna pocket around $3.50.
All I'm missing is like 6,000 or 7,000, that's right.
I love y'all, Chad. Just know that.
I love you guys so much. I love you.
It's okay, you rich?
As long as I spend some type of money on leather, you should be happy on the road.
It's a good start.
It's a good start.
I'm excited.
I'm excited.
I'm excited.
I'm excited.
I'm excited.
I'm excited.
I'm excited.
It's fucking Chad, bro. I'm about to fucking crash out
Oh gee keep it up with the fire. Thank you, bro
Thank you
That's why all my boys are going.
Damn, bro.
We do even know you're El Chico.
The joke is old, bro.
That joke is old, brother.
That joke is old.
That joke is old.
I'm not gonna lie, bro.
After all these expenses,
I might have to go to kick.com.
I'm gonna be real, bro.
Fucking hell. This is
something special.
I'm in a financial crisis.
That joke been over, y'all over using it bro, think of a new one bro, call me smelly or dirty or some shit again.
What do you do with the plan, I'ma keep it bro, I'ma keep that bitch.
BJ to the five, thank you brother, appreciate it!
Let's do it with the sub, thank you.
I'm waiting for the crypto to come from the wire and just know once I pay y'all, King
with the sub, thank you for the fucking gift and once I pay you guys, I am a fucking broke.
You will see a depressed version of me.
All right?
You will.
I don't even wanna tell y'all how much I owe these cookers.
But it's all right, they're worth it.
They're worth every penny.
And I fucking love them.
They put in hard work and they're giving jobs
to people nationwide, worldwide.
No matter what state you are, no matter what country you're in,
no matter how old you are, no matter if you're disabled,
if you can't walk, if you can't even fucking type.
Actually, no, you need to be able to type.
But we're making jobs worldwide, bro.
All right?
Payton lives daily.
Who would've thought a 21 year old little Indian shit
making hundreds of thousands of jobs worldwide.
It's fucking sick.
Yeah, self-spamming iPhone 17, holy shit.
I don't know if people are gonna go to Walmart.
Maybe.
Like they don't.
Huh?
Papa, we're gonna take you home already, bitch.
Nah.
I'm not gonna take you home already, all day, bitch.
I'm not your baby, son.
Nah.
I'll pay for this if you're ready, you see me, papa?
Cut!
Alright.
Let us do this.
Let us do this.
Can I get a big-
No, three underscores.
That's your fault.
You know, everyone's feeling minus 8k, do me a favor and fuck my dick.
Suck it so hard to where the fucking skin just falls off, bro.
You fucking dork.
in the clubs at 11 GG GG oh my god you are nothing but a loser and bro like
Can I be a little nicer, bro?
Like, you know what I'm trying to say?
Uh, what I'm saying, I need to buy Amanda an iPhone 17.
OK.
Makeup.
I think I'm the.
What did you buy?
What did you buy?
Floor shoes.
OK, that's fine.
I'm going to whip out fucking 8,000 out of your ass.
Something that's already fucking rich.
Johnny's rich as well.
And I just got his shoes.
But guess what y'all watch her probably be the happiest one out of all of them. I'm telling you watch
watch bro
Just thought that counts bro
I'm trying to make him feel better
Yo bro, I'm like, I'm like, the chat never gets to me, but right now like I feel like I feel some way like
I kind of want to like just
Don't look rough right now
Yeah, I'm nervous I'm stressed for it
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Yeah, sorry
What the fuck are you doing? I'm nervous. Yeah, but you're taking straight shit. It's more like little fucking gaka
God damn you fucking dirty Indian. You filthy bastard.
Holy fuck.
Hey, let that shit out bro. I'm not in here.
Holy fuck.
We're here?
Ben, let's go, let's go.
No.
Wait, where should we-
Let's go!
Take the bug, right?
No.
You'll leave me here?
No, I'm not gonna lie. You wanna leave this here?
We're taking it one more?
I don't know bro, but maybe we put it in my- in the trunk of that car that-
out
Take these inside of Walmart.
Bro, we might look.
I'm gonna put these in the car.
Alright Chad, I'm gonna get the sign.
I'm gonna go get the sign.
Alright, this is gonna look insane. I'm not gonna lie.
Hold on, let me think.
Chad, did y'all think I was gonna end up doing this by the end of the trip?
Like, was this expected?
Ow.
was this expected like was this like like if there's if there's a prediction
like oh perfect yeah I'm not gonna lie bro this shit is worth a lot of money in
here fuck it all right if we can't we get robbed we all going down together
no sign
No, I tell him I'm out of here.
Okay, we only have an hour or so.
Only an hour in there? We'll be quicking that?
With the bus left.
Oh, is there?
They have Dairy Queen in Mexico?
No.
Oh my God.
Wait, so where's the security?
That's in Mexico.
Your security?
Yeah.
Thank you, but how you doing?
A lot of expensive gifts.
Expensive.
Much less expensive than VCU.
Oh, so.
Alright.
Hey, I give you a go.
Alright, thank you.
Just make sure the driver doesn't drive off. Okay
Wait, why did I just tell him how much is in there am I dumb? Yo, this is brought on I got a bad feeling
Okay
Yo, whatever that is smells hella good is it this
I'm not gonna Dairy Queen. I'm not alive bro my stomach is so empty
What is this
Wait, what are these?
Oh hell yeah
Wait, I've never had this before
It's the same as this one, but with pork meat.
Ah, pork meat.
Oh yeah, no pork, only chicken.
Can I have chicken?
Another chicken?
Yes.
No.
To take it or with a plate?
To take it.
To take it, yes.
Do you have a chicken?
Do you have a chicken?
No, I don't have a chicken.
Do you have two?
What is that? What are the options?
That's that.
Oh my God, how many are you getting?
Do you want to use yours right now?
Yeah, yeah.
A plate?
Plate, a plate.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
Oh, she's streaming.
Oh, mommy.
Let's go chat.
What are you filming?
Twitch.
We're twitches.
I don't have my bag here
You have it in your bag, right?
There are 9
If you want, I'll give you a bag
It flew away
Do you want that?
are you filming me yo the clip for my virus is came all the way to Mexico
No chance is chicken
Yo, it's got clip for
Oh, what is that?
Yes, yes, yes.
What? 5 pesos?
Ok, yes, fine.
Do you want to add salt?
Salt?
Uh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Maybe? What do you think?
A little? A little?
Yes.
Ooh, yeah.
Chat, her, her, her TikTok is
N-A-H-O-M-Y-T-J
Everyone go and flutter shit.
N-A-H-O-M-Y-T-J
Show her some love.
She's on the street working very hard.
Thank you so much. Oh
Yeah, what's up? How you doing?
Thank you. I appreciate you. Hell yeah, you live here. I'll sit bro. Oh
Shit, we were just there
I got a cash out my chips right tonight. Yeah very nice to meet you much long
Floater shit chat, okay, she almost had a hundred viewers
yeah let's do it brother yeah man oh oh oh okay yeah other way yeah no worries
nice to meet you man yes sir how many viewers yeah shit 200 viewers okay yo
flat her shit let's get her hello followers and a HOMY TJ she has no
What's happening look at your viewers madam? You had to
What you think of the screenshot all right, yeah, how many how many right now?
Okay, now she almost have 400 keep flooding in that bitch
Get through some get through some galaxies
Oh my god, oh now her shit booming. Oh, she's booming. Oh, she's booming
She had 500 viewers
Let's take a selfie. Let's take a selfie
screenshot of selfie
Keep up the good work keep up the hustle the grind. Yeah Johnny hoppin
Oh
My god, oh, they put it in my head, okay
We gotta go oh shit, okay. Thank you so much. Good luck. Yes. Yes. Thank you for the food
This is chicken, Chad, it's chicken, it's chicken.
Damn, bro, that's crazy.
One little interaction, she was at seven viewers
and it was 500.
Y'all are a W, that's not me, that's y'all.
W chat, bro.
Y'all changing people's lives, you changed my life, bro.
You motherfuckers, all of you changed my life, man.
Gotta spread the love everywhere, bro.
Never just keep it to yourself.
Spread it.
Spread that, man.
Alright, let's try this real quick.
Oh hell yeah.
Wow.
Oh my god.
Wow.
This is amazing.
This is genuinely amazing.
She deserved that.
I'm not going to lie brother give me a sec I'm eating this fire I've never had this before
I don't even know what it's called oh this is tamale that's the right word
Come on, I have to get some of these in L.A.
I bet.
This is chicken. This is chicken. It's not pork.
This is chicken. What are y'all talking about?
What do we need? I'm not gonna lie. I don't want to...
Y'all already saying I'm doing too much.
So if I do too much, too much, what I'm thinking, then it's going to be a little crazy.
So let's just get a little sign, some flowers, and call it like that.
WL idea.
Because y'all already on my ass.
So...
You're just a sign, alright.
And I'm going to give her some hot Cheetos.
Bro, chat.
This isn't tortilla, this is potato.
It's like a baked potato.
So sorry.
All right.
Where are the Cheetos at?
Where are the chips at?
Takis?
She loves takis, right?
Nah, but I don't see her eating takis.
She told me once,
yeah, no, but she told me once she loves takis
and I've never seen her eat takis.
So is she lying?
I'm dead ass, never seen her eat takis.
I see you eat like the weird little ones.
Ewww.
Mia, can you keep an eye on the bus?
I'm a little worried about that.
All right.
Yeah, hot Cheetos?
When he has Benji, there's nothing wrong with phoning a friend, right, in this situation?
Let's call Benji real quick.
Show her my chat.
I gotta eat.
I'm hungry.
Wow.
Really, bro?
After everything we've been through, can't pick up the phone.
All good, brother.
good
so sorry
oh no no no
oh my god
where are the hot cheetos?
there's no chips here
chips chips chips
lollipops, marshmallows, honey, flour, yogurt,
tea, sugar, rice, soup, tuna, milk.
They got no chips in this, in this Walmart.
This is crazy.
They dead ass have no chips.
You see chips anywhere?
Am I tripping?
Chad, they really got no chips.
There's no way these are the only ones.
I was about to say, oh my god, he's getting a lot of stuff, all right, shit.
I sure got a cart.
Another lie?
I got a cart.
Chips over here?
Nice.
Okay.
I think Hot Cheetos is a safe bet, bro.
I've seen her a few times with Cheeto fingers.
Nothing wrong with that, but I can tell she likes them.
Let's see.
Nope, not here.
It'd be right here, let's see.
Oh my god, she told me she likes to talk to you,
so if she's lying to me, then she's just a piece of shit.
Like, she's actually just a piece of shit,
she's just lying, because she told me she loves talkies.
Talkies right here?
Nice, all right.
Uh, what's that thing?
Chamoyne? What is that?
Yeah.
What are those?
Cause she likes that, like, spicy, I don't know.
I don't really like it, but...
There's a little chum boat, you know?
Well, I wish I could have, like, a caretaker to help me.
Help me.
Excuse me.
I'm not gonna lie, bro.
I stream so much I'm like losing brain cells.
So I can't even like, my vision's like blurry.
Chat, what section is Chamoy and, what is it, Zegini?
Zegini, Zegini?
What section are those usually in?
How are you, bro?
Everyone's taking their time.
Relax.
I
Pull the word all right, bro. I'm not gonna lie bro. Just fell you know relax bro y'all y'all bugging a little bit now
No
It's not about that. It's only like I just met her a week ago, bro
I'm gonna be real like I'm not or maybe not like I like Spencer. It's my time earlier. Yeah, I got it like you know
Right here
I'm not gonna lie to type yourself again for this you got it you got your wife this wife married ring
ring on her finger already she has she has some I don't think so bro I think she ran out
No, alright, I'm not gonna lie, we're going too slow, bro.
Hola.
Thank you, thank you so much.
Yes.
Muchos, muchos, gracias.
All right, it's here.
Is she happy to be on camera?
She like the camera?
She talk with it?
Hell yeah.
Come on, go ahead.
Shout out to that lady, bro.
She wants some love to the chat.
I ain't gonna lie.
All right.
What's the best brand, bro?
I'm not Mexican.
This is the one that my dad gets.
Is this the good one?
Okay.
Oh my God, I need a cart.
Can you get a cart real quick?
Thank you.
Where's she gone mad?
Oh my God, I need a cart.
I need a cart.
I need a cart.
I need a cart.
I need a cart.
I need a cart.
I need a cart.
Oh man!
Perfect.
All right, a little mini one,
cause we're only here for another day.
Yeah, let's do it brother.
How you doing today man?
Hola.
Hola.
Tu nombre?
Yes?
Ian.
Ian.
Ian.
What's up brother, nice to meet you.
Yes sir.
All right, I'm gonna throw this way real quick.
Yo
I need to get what?
Valentina
What's that?
It's like a
Hot sauce
Yeah
Valentina?
Oh I see Valentina right here
Is this it?
Look at my string, is this it?
That's the original one
Alright this one right here?
This one?
Yeah, I'm feeling it later
Yeah, that's the one
This one?
This one
This one, get Valentina
Yeah
Alright, thank you so much bro
Real one. I love you brother. Bye.
Alright. So we got Chamoy.
Bro, what's the difference man? So many words!
Oh my god!
But it just looks like a processed one.
There's gotta be like a Mexican themed one with like a flag or some shit.
No?
Okay.
All right, no, get some plan B bro, stop being weird bro, all right, what else do we need?
I need to fill this away so I can have my hands at my disposal.
All right, the only thing we're missing, flowers, sign, call it a day, wrap it up, and that's
that.
All right.
Oh no.
Hola. Gracias, nada.
Alright, I'm looking for a trash can and I'm not having too good luck right now.
NDA? Bro, y'all are crazy.
Hola.
Uh, baño?
Oh, Basura?
Basura.
Oh, are you sure?
Thank you so much.
I really appreciate that.
Thank you. Have a great day.
What a nice lady, man.
Shout out to the Mexicans in the chat room.
This is the same woman who helped us.
For real?
Wow.
Oh, she had cash.
Damn.
Fuck.
Give cash.
Oh, that's yeah, I can't do that shit. Oh my god me and let's try to track her down and then just bring some cash
for just something like a nice little tip for you.
Don't worry chat me on point. Okay. I'm missing two things flowers sign call today
Flowers might be that way. Let's go. Damn. I don't have a kid bro like
eventually
bro
That sounds crazy. I'm just saying. I'm old chap. I've had baby fever for like a year now, bro
I know I'm only 21 years old
But I think I'm ready to be a dad
No, no no no no not like yo bro. All right, you see y'all take shit out of context
Y'all take shit out of context like that ass
Bro, first, you'll chat bro, be honest.
You don't think I'm mature enough to be a dad?
Like what?
I feel like I am.
Quick question brother, where did you find the flowers?
I won't steal, okay, I gotta make sure the ones you got so I don't get those ones.
I get whatever.
No, but okay.
Yeah, I bet.
Oh, this way?
Cool.
Johnny, you almost done?
Yeah.
Johnny, you almost done? What'd you say? I got her takis and chamoian hot sauce and
I'm just working on the flowers now. Extra batteries? It's not gonna connect to yours, bro.
Dude! Yeah. Yeah, she's here. You got batteries in there? Okay, so we'll get them.
Yeah, all right
I don't want to be OD in it, bro. I
Don't want to be I don't want to OD it, but this is like I'm not gonna lie, bro
Yeah, bro, my motherfuckers on tiktok. Don't like be on my ass, bro. I
Gotta just like let's just keep it player chat keep it player
Get some flowers
They're already doing it. It's too late. Nice. I
Like what do I like okay? She likes pink so we need to go for some pink shit like I'm not gonna lie like oh my god
Yes
Yes chat
WRL flowers let me know right now yes beautiful beautiful no they're dead wait
What they're pink?
Oh, no
Oh, yeah, I don't really fuck with them
They're half dead, but I don't know how to tell flowers are dead or not, bro. I don't get flowers. Oh
Yes
Yes
These are the ones
These are the ones
They're also dead?
Bro, my chat is freezing.
I can't even read my chat properly.
What the fuck?
These are sick, bro.
Like imagine.
Hold on.
Hold on one sec.
You stay there.
Stay there.
Stay there.
Stay there.
Stay there.
There you go.
Is this not tough?
Alright, perfect.
Little brown?
Alright, just one, yeah, just one.
Damn bro, I get like too invested in this shit, and I start tweaking out.
Alright, we got this, now we just need a sign and a marker.
And a Polaroid
Sign marker Polaroid teddy bear and call it a day almost like
No sign yeah, that's not it's crazy. No sign
What I said the list keeps growing. Ah shit. All right. Yeah, I'm gonna show I
I got it. Okay, let me TP.
Keep it play.
What you trying to get some?
I don't know what you're trying to get.
You lost me.
I lost you.
Oh, just look at my...
Yeah, sign is crazy.
Um, huh?
So? What is that?
Yeah, let's do it brother. Let's do it.
What?
No, no, no, no.
You live in Cancun?
No, I'm living in Michoacan.
I'm from Michoacan.
Oh, nice!
What country is that in?
I don't speak English.
Oh, no worries.
No.
Much love brother, very nice to meet you.
I'm going to send a greeting to my friend Alan.
Alan!
Alan!
My guy!
Thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
Goodbye.
Yes, sir.
Oh
My god, I don't have I don't even have a visible car
My pockets are hurting no I got you both that ass hey
No, I was just gonna ask you if you have a a card or something
Wait, wait, wait.
Like a card or money, bro,
cause I only have Apple paid.
Okay, can I tell you?
All right, I need a Polaroid and we're done.
And then Terebeer, nah.
I think just like that, bro, keep it cool.
Polaroid, Polaroid.
How do you say Polaroid in Spanish?
Help him out.
If he needs help, I'm gonna help him.
He's just gonna help from Benji, then she got it.
But I'm not gonna lie,
like I don't know how many more transactions are gonna work.
Mia, I need my physical card.
I didn't know we need physical cards in Walmart.
Can you please bring it whenever you get the chance?
Thank you so much.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Need a sign, everyone's gonna have a sign, bro.
The sign is OD, bro.
Like, the sign is OD.
Just chill.
The sign is OD.
Like, real shit.
It's not, bro, but y'all are making it.
like sound crazy so like now I'm just like I'm gonna calm down a bit excuse me
quick question polaroid polaroid
yeah just no employees just to be
you
you
you
you
you
You
All right.
Yeah, yeah, probably.
Wait, you need to buy a film?
You need to buy a film separately for the camera?
I think it comes with some.
It comes with film. It comes with film.
Okay, I need to get this signed really quick.
What is it? How do you say it in Spanish?
Sign.
Bro!
Excuse me, brother.
Quick question.
Like a...
White board sign?
Sorry.
Like a sign?
Like a sign?
Sign?
like a sign like a prom stop okay let me show them like a no no no no no oh my
god oh my god look like a stop like a like the square sign no you don't have
it oh okay thank you damn they don't have it
you know
the only sign that matters is the one that's something outside of fucking
I think I said it wrong. I think I described it right. Hold on one second
Y'all needed that laugh, bro. All right. I'm trying to say facts. All right. It's a poster.
It's a poster, it's a poster.
Are you security?
It's a poster, where's, it's a poster, poster.
Maybe what?
Yeah, I can make, I just gotta write on it.
Arch and Crafts poster, come on.
I'm putting some pep in my set.
Pep in my set, I'm locking it.
Everyone's waiting for me once again, I am an idiot.
Oh no, they're out there, Benji!
Can you help me brother really quick?
I need some advice is me doing a like getting making a sign. Is that kind of weird a sign about what like a sign like on a
poster like everyone's doing like no that's not weird how's that weird I just
stop being a pussy bro just do it come on can you help me find the posters yeah
the posters are over here but they're not that big it's okay thank you so much
Benji, I appreciate you, bro.
Um, there's a cute little, like, chocolate and stuff,
or whatever.
Am I being a pussy?
Kind of, yeah.
Okay, okay.
Sorry, I don't want to super appreciate you, though.
I know, that's what I fuck with you.
You always tell the truth, bro.
Never change.
Never.
No, never.
No matter what anyone tells you.
Yeah.
I don't care who it is.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't care how much you value their opinion.
Never change.
Never, never.
Never, brother.
Never, ever.
You almost ready?
Yeah, are you?
You need a poster real quick?
Okay, but
I'll be real the girls are spamming the group chat they're talking about
I'm gonna have to show my DNA everything and they're gonna take too long. Okay
I'm happy for you brother. I'm happy.
Like, aren't you trying to like, you could just show me.
You're stripping for them?
No, no.
Oh, I don't know what type of content you're doing.
Like, I was coming to the store right now.
Okay, arts and crafts?
Nice.
Do you want me to film?
You need film?
Yes, sir.
Like, camera filming?
Oh, no, no, wait, I need film?
I don't know.
No, it comes with film, it comes with film.
He doesn't only post his income.
Don't like, can his mom.
What about this?
Um, are you teaching her something or anything?
Like, I don't know.
All right.
What do you want me to think then?
Uh, what color do you want to get?
I don't...
Oh, I gotta be a color.
Yeah, because there's no white.
Can I do green?
Uh, that isn't giving me like valentines.
I don't know.
They're on colors.
They're on...
They're on the on the...
So what's giving valentines?
Valentines.
Red or pink?
Pink?
Pink?
I'm not gonna lie.
It's never too much pink for a film.
Are you sure?
I think she looks like a lighter pink than this.
That's the only pink there is.
Okay, so this pink?
You all cool with this?
Got to work with the working hands.
Okay, is this cool chat?
I'm going to look at this.
Where is it?
There's a huge shit to write on.
Oh, the pizza.
Oh my God.
Yes?
Thank you for all the subs, guys.
I appreciate y'all.
I
Need a pen a
Pen like a marker, and then let's get the fuck out of here marker marker marker marker
Oh, yeah, cool like a Sharpie
Sharpie sharpie sharpie sharpie sharpie
Let's see here. I hate the sound of fucking Sharpies on shit
it.
Bruv.
Oh, yo, this crazy trap.
I used to not be able to afford these pens.
Wow.
No, I gotta buy them right now then, right?
Bro, I used to be so jealous.
Am I cappin'?
Am I lyin', chat?
Am I lyin'?
do you think these will ride on that? fine? yeah, we need like black, you want me to see
it? ummm
the dark sharpies over here will see the freaking rigging
bro, I just need some, yeah, perfect, perfect, alright, let's go, I'll drive the car, let's
Let's go, I got it, yep, no worries.
I'm always the last one,
because I'm very indecisive, and I'm very slow, okay?
It's too bad traits about me, I overthink a lot,
I'm slow, I'm indecisive, and I'm fucking stupid,
but it's okay, okay.
Nah, I'm not gonna lie, when you give a gift,
seeing the smile on the person's face,
whether it's your family, someone you talk with,
someone you love, whatever it is,
it's the best feeling in the world.
That's the best dopamine in life.
People say they get dopamine from busting a nut,
from gambling, whatever it is, for me.
Shit, bro.
I need my car, I need my car, I need my car.
Oh, can you bring me my card, please?
Okay, yes.
Thank you.
Bye.
Okay.
All right, oh you're saying to go to one of those right yeah the thing all right back let's go
I love Bruno Mars. Fun fact check. My favorite artist. Bruno fucking Mars. Greatest to ever
do it. What the hell? You got an egg in the BNB bro? You got an egg in the BNB? What
are you doing? Okay. Oh my god. What's that? What type of heist you running? What are you
Six away six way from what you're the lucky one that's gonna celebrate with me for what I'm about to get a hundred K followers
Yes, everyone go follow stream right now. What's your future?
We're from one for any tires and the B and J why I'm my other head is good. Oh my god. We hit it
100k
We hit that fucking shit. Good job. Congratulations. Thank you. Thank you so many more to come many more to come
Yep, good shit. I'll be like you and have you had like two million right?
No, no. Yeah, yeah, brother, I'm not up there yet.
But don't you have like, too many on Instagram?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's crazy shit right there.
Something like that?
Congratulations, bro.
Thank you so much.
Of course.
All right.
W Benji, man. W Benji.
Thank you so much.
Alright chat, you know I'm so awkward. I don't know man. I guess it's just who I am. I'll forever be awkward
2023 and y'all be disappointed. What do y'all like more?
The new me or the old me keep it a buck. Don't lie
new new new everyone's saying new oh shit old you see you got the weirdo saying
the old man old me would have gone nowhere in life and probably would have
gotten fucking his ass beat right now bad like bad bad you grow up and you learn
You live, you learn, and you grow as a human, as a person.
Yeah, they really have no idea what's going on.
They're asking where the bus is and when they're leaving for dinner.
Pro.
They really got no clue what's going on.
What the hell?
Near you has a heart for real. I used to just not give a fuck soul this
Soulless chat
All right
Let's get all this on here here. Could you just take this quick just so I don't leak it
Poster, flowers, Sharpie,
Talkies,
Chamoy, Taheen,
Valentina,
and a Polaroid.
Wtrip, seems pretty good, pretty valid.
I love these flowers bro, these are beautiful.
Very beautiful flowers.
Very very beautiful flowers.
Johnny with the sub, thank you.
A basket?
Oh my god, I don't even have a basket to put everything in.
Do you need one?
Oh no.
My legs hurt.
Thank you for trying to one more bag?
No.
Hello, how you doing, brother?
Oh, no, I'm fine.
No, this.
Oh, sorry.
That's us.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Oh, gift bag.
Sorry, what did you say?
English?
No, I'm fine.
Okay, one more time?
Yeah, that's cool.
Yeah, no worries.
I'll take my credit.
And
Here you go
He's gonna get it
I'm last again. Am I last? Yes or no?
Am I last, chat? Am I last?
Where? Take the receipt there?
Yes.
Yes, oh my god, bro. I'm so
You always spent eight K is supposed to be 10 K we're surprised
Thank you so much appreciate what about these do I take them? Yes, yes, please
Please.
Any color is fine, no worries.
Yeah, I like that color.
Oh, I have to pay for it.
Oh, okay, sure, yeah.
Yeah, sure.
All right, I'll be back.
I'm gonna move this real quick.
I'll be back.
It's harder for me to chat than everyone else here.
Regis, you flip.
Hola.
The pick, yep, amazing.
Muchos, muchos gracias.
I bet.
Can we put this in there?
Nice.
Alrighty.
We are good to go.
Let's get this on the road, shall we?
It's muchas.
Damn.
I'll learn.
I know next time.
Muchas.
Not muchas.
All right, I bet, let's get to the bus.
I'm gonna take that in a sec, let me just put this back.
Everything, no film and batteries, it's all included, all inclusive.
All inclusive. I ain't gonna lie. All inclusive.
All right. Nope. Oh my God, my God, it sounds so good right now.
Bro, she's reading the order to pizza, bro.
I told you, bro, that I'm going to a financial crisis, bro.
Nah, I'm kidding.
But Mia's doing like 30 things at once right now,
so she didn't have the chance to order yet.
So if someone else could order it or something,
whatever it is, she's...
Okay, well, that's it.
That way?
Alrighty, let's go.
I
What bro, would y'all ever ride motorcycles feel so dangerous like I would be so scared to do it
I'm not gonna lie bro. I've seen some shit back in my home country. People falling off
their motorcycle, busting their head open. It's scary bro. I'll take these, thank you.
What's up? What's up? What's up man? How you doing? You got some hot Cheetos? Pull up brother.
watch the car watch the car watch the car hey yo no way don't be a stream saber
hey Zavall's in the bus you wanna go say hi to him yeah thank you I can keep these for you
yeah yeah we're selling for special stores for special stores yeah so you missed it they met
we met I met my my mini me and my mini or my mini mini me and my mini me at the soccer thing
Yeah, I missed it, it was a...
All right, let's go.
Thank you for...
Thank you for...
Thank you for getting that, man.
I appreciate that.
I appreciate that.
W...
Damn, man.
Should I flip them?
No, no.
All right, y'all can come over here.
I'll make sure you get your picture.
Hold on one second.
Let me get Zavala.
I'm so sorry.
Hello!
Adios.
Adios.
Okay, gracias.
Amigo! Okay, good luck, good luck!
What? Amigo? Oh, Amigo? I called her Amigo?
No way, I miss gendered her.
I called her a guy? Get her!
No, bro, I didn't mean to!
She didn't do it, I didn't understand.
Okay, real quick, I'm again to come out one sec.
I'm so sorry for being last again.
Zavala!
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, bro.
Zavala!
There's this like seven year old kid
and he's a huge fan.
He wants to take a picture of the outside.
All right.
What the?
You bought her a TV?
Yup.
Yeah.
Congratulations brother.
Excuse me, bro.
You got your batteries in shit?
You open it and leave my stream, bro.
No.
Oh, wait, do you want me to go down the road?
Oh, my bad.
Oh, shit.
Oh, wait, my bad.
OK, sorry.
All right.
Holy shit.
What'd you get?
Huh?
What'd you get?
A Polaroid, a bunch of random things.
You got a hockey?
Hockey, those, hockey.
You're good.
You're good.
My brother.
Oh, fuck, all right.
Wait, how are you going to take the TV back to the US?
Wait, what?
I'm so confused.
Am I bugging?
Is that fitness or fitness?
It's all the kids waiting outside.
Really?
Yeah.
He loves you, bro.
Big fan.
All right, we got everything ready.
I'm on the live row W W fuckin hall Louis Louis Dior much of shit in here in Fowler's call today. All right
You take pictures to know chat I already took a picture of them the screen is black
Yeah, let's see after the soccer thing. They pulled up there's they found they found their location from the stream
I already took pictures of all them
Like you think I'm some weird motherfucker you stupid I
I will never say no to a picture, never.
Like I always hear stories of everyone saying,
oh, I met this guy and he was a piece of shit
and I don't like him anymore.
Make the sign, I don't know if we're still doing the sign.
Head to the B&B, yeah, let's get out of here, let's go.
I don't know if we're still doing the sign,
I'm gonna keep it a buck with y'all, bro.
You didn't buy a sign?
I did, I just don't know if I'm gonna use it.
Okay, I'm gonna use it. Wait, so why am I in your stream?
Yeah
Yeah, bro, that was mean his idea
I know it's cool. It's a good idea. I know all right wait who's going first? I don't want to go first
The kids here to get it
Yeah, I'm not going first
Yeah, who should go first I think we all use one in jest
Oh my god, something's getting stuck.
You?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Come on, bro.
you go last I'm gonna go last I'm gonna last I'm gonna last I'm gonna last I'll
go last I'll go last I bet so we'll just keep one camera and everyone's in
Jess you get I'm saying like everyone goes puts their stream on that one camera, right?
Wait what
The girls are gonna be in line
Outside of the fucking little shit. Okay, we're all gonna be in there
so
One guy is gonna be waiting in the room. We do the contesting. Yeah, the girl walks in with your turn
with the cameraman following the girl yeah
once you guys are fully done you guys walk out of that facility and go into
another room and meet the rest of the other
the next couple goes in the guy sets up the next girl in line goes to me you
know I'm trying to say hey buddy yeah I'm trying to think okay whatever I can
But like it's like it's just gonna be like a one-on-one thing. Yes, I bet it's better like that's more sentimental
I hate rich people well thank God I'm not rich mother fucker
All right, what are we waiting on?
Hoster
Here you walk you with relax brother
Evian water you're definitely rich yo bro this what you get for spending you know what at Louie relax
You sit outside the house
Need to phone a friend
I think that's yeah, I agree, bro
Yeah, bro, I don't want it it's gonna look like some like movie shit
They can keep it like natural
Yeah
No, yeah, no, he's right, bro. He's right. He's right. He's right. No, he's right. You are not right
Yeah, bro, like
All right
oh my god everything's gonna roll
The girls are all sitting in the couch or not in the couch.
I was thinking outside, they're all blinded.
The food that's going to present their first...
They didn't expect it to be here.
They're like, I'm just being blinded.
The girls are sitting on the couch.
They're all moving in.
What?
They're all waiting outside.
I think you guys are...
Okay, the mode is...
I say, uh, just...
Exactly.
You have to pick this up, bro.
No, bro.
That's what we do.
Yo, bro.
Look at that.
Let me say it.
It's simple.
Simple.
Simple.
All the girls line up outside.
The first guy that wants to be personal to present,
goes into that room right there.
The room.
Look, this is the room where they do that.
Waiting with the poster.
When it's time, the girl that burns out.
You got to go to the main house.
You got to build this room.
I
Mean weird
How do I how do I keep it like
You can do this on your sheet.
Go to the door, not the way you should.
Man, it's not the fish that's overgrown.
Bro, I gotta figure this out later.
I'm gonna try a GPT when we get there.
Oh my god!
Bro, everything is just fucking falling out, bro.
All right, we're good now.
All right.
All right.
The sign is OD
We good bro we good we good
Stressed out bro. Can you tell look my hair
You're a joke fuck you
Bro, I just put my finger everywhere there and now it's in my mouth. Oh my god
I'm not writing this poster in Spanish. I'm Indian like what I'm literally Indian
I
Chopped as highlights your karmic. I promise you go bro motherfuckers got so much to say
Right in Hindi fuck the sign throw yo pro oh my god what did I just read what the fuck
that I just read what is wrong with you holy shit so she gave you a $2 plan with her perfume
and gift her 10k you think this is worth $2 you stupid it's at least $50 minimum
Let's try to something else, bro.
That's the B&B's plants?
No, it's not, bro.
She did not get this from the Airbnb.
What are you talking about?
This is custom.
You don't see this?
No.
Dumbass.
Like, I think this chat's just mad because like a few of them didn't get flowers from
a girl that they fuck with.
Like, fuck.
Fuck, I gotta, I'm not gonna lie, I gotta do the writing to that sign once we get to BNB
because it's a lot happening right now.
It's a lot happening right now, I'm not gonna lie.
Too much.
I can't, like, there's no way for me to put it.
Bro, we're worried about you?
There's nothing to worry about, bro.
Absolutely nothing.
I'm happy, man.
I'm healthy.
I'm stable.
My heart rate's pretty good.
Like there's nothing to be worried about
But I do love you guys man if y'all are new to the stream drop a follow turn on the fucking noities if you haven't already show some love and
Join the Twitter community man. It's a very big community. We have over here building. Okay day by day doing a lot of fucking things
Yeah
That's that
That's that we're almost at the BNB. How far like two minutes from five minutes anywhere from two to five minutes
look at her tick tock what what
damn they dead ass have no idea what's happening
All right pulling in right now fucking I'm feeling ballsy I'm getting a tattoo
you're nervous that's your girlfriend bro I'm nervous fuck who's we
Oh shit, bro, you're chillin', bro.
Bro, did she just spit to my face after this?
I don't know.
I feel like I'm going into the NBA Finals, Game 7.
I gotta shoot a free throw.
I shouldn't miss it, right?
Right?
Right?
Right?
I shouldn't miss a free throw, right?
There's no way.
You shoot from the full course, they'll make it with this.
The problem is, the guy's shooting the free throw.
Nah, I can't say that, I better stream with him, oh my god, let me chill, thank god I
just stopped myself, holy fuck, let me chill, alright, let me chill, alright, god damn it,
my fucking gifs keep falling
I can't I
Oh my god, this chat's so weird. No, it's not you idiot
I just don't get why Zavala has a TV in his hands and we're in a whole different country like what is good with you, bro
What is happening bro, thank you for all the subs I appreciate y'all okay, I'm ready brother. This is a this is a this is a first for me
So let's see how this goes
Oh, we have a bit of a situation I can't carry all this.
Whose flowers are those?
Okay, so like where do I go where she's not going to see me?
Because then it's going to get a little weird.
What?
Okay, like the flowers and I guess it's all going to be...
I need to make sure Mia comes in.
Mia, please, please come and get these flowers for me
and put them in the car.
My flowers, thank you.
Like, I'm not even kidding, this is making,
holding this is making my back hurt.
Wow.
What happened, your flowers got fucked?
I just got hit by a fucking spade.
Nah, that looks hella tough.
Hold on, chat.
Hold on.
Imagine someone walks up to you like this.
what I wish I was a girl all right no I don't know about you know get this back
yeah all right here you go bro thank you Papa some pop what did yes sir what
What do you say?
Is that the message?
No, no, no.
Come on.
Come on.
This is.
Come back for him.
I don't want to fuck you up.
Yeah, this looks disgusting.
I'm correct.
No!
I have an idea.
Let's go.
How did you hear it?
Let's go.
Let's get to work boys.
This bag is heavy as fuck.
I do not go to the gym.
This might be a sign to start using my money for a fucking membership.
Oh my god.
Oh, I thought I was a girl.
Where are we going?
Where we going?
Where we going?
I think I should leave it like...
How do we go back there? Are we leaving these out here?
Okay, bet.
Damn, I'm not... You know, no troll, you'll fuck the stream.
I'm actually excited to see her reaction.
I feel like she's gonna be extremely happy.
happy. Italian bro, weird shit like that could make
it happen. Alright, how are we doing this? Alright, I don't know, he's trying to fix
his backpack. How do we do this? I like your idea better than his, but it seems like some
like, like Love Island shit. Like Boris. If we all just focus on one girl at a time,
I'm just gonna be like, what's going on?
Why is everybody walking and blowing?
What do you think we should?
I feel like everyone shouldn't be there.
No, no, no.
Everyone's walking the girl,
and then the girl just walks by herself.
Like, you know how there's a big door right here?
Like, there's one door, and they walk in,
and they have to walk through another little hallway
to get to the living room.
So everyone takes her and then leaves you guys.
And then we leave all the streams on one.
The streams could just follow the girl.
Amazing.
It's just gonna be the streams that would be in the door.
Perfect.
And then you and the girl.
I bet.
I like that.
Be honest, is this like weird to sign shit?
the poster should I do it or no yeah we're going to club yeah what did you say I got
such bad handwriting oh my god will you be my valentines I'm not damn true it's
I'm sorry, I'm so tired of it.
Fuck that, my chop!
Very? Yes? Alright, as long as we all come on the same page.
Alright, I need a...
Austin, can you help me real quick? Hold this.
How do I, how do I hold this?
Aw, sick.
I can't copy his.
Shit.
He says, will you be my Valentine?
Are you gonna be busy on Valentine's Day?
No.
Fuck!
Huh?
Yeah, okay.
Is that happening before me?
Be mine for 24 hours.
Okay.
Huh?
I'm like a lot I can't have me I write it it's cheating
Bro, I'm not riding in Spanish, but that's a lot of work. I already did a lot
Be my Valentine question mark
Can we just do that like this?
Is that weird? Be my Valentine question mark?
I want you to be my Valentine.
I'm not writing it in Spanish.
I think for her like you ask a question you say be my Valentine like you got no choice
Wait, no, obviously she has a choice. What the fuck?
Question mark. Yeah, so it's not weird
Be my
Be my Valentine
Okay, we'll do after that.
That's a lot of hard questions.
Don't put your heart.
Did I spell right?
V-A-L-E-N-T-I-N-E.
Did I spell right?
Holy shit.
Is that a weird question?
Did I do it the opposite way?
I haven't written anything in fucking ears.
Is that the right way or no?
Is that the right way?
Did I do the question the wrong way?
It's cool bro.
She's gonna get that.
Did I do it the wrong way?
I don't know.
I haven't written shit in so long.
Oh my god.
That looks wrong.
That looks off.
Is there something wrong with that?
That's cool.
Alright.
Yera, her name?
You should have said that at the beginning.
Or is something like, do like a thing?
And then like my name?
Yeah.
Yeah, sorry.
Check my autograph?
No.
Oh, my name, okay.
Like my signature?
No.
Okay.
Okay, and oh my God.
Yo, I just thought of the most player shit
Instead of writing your name, you just put a heart.
Was that not tough?
Was that not tough?
Was that not tough?
Let me see real quick how to do that.
All right, imagine me holding this real quick on the lens.
If you want, you know, no pressure, you don't have to, if you want to, you're not doing
anything that day.
What?
Put the choice for yes or no?
Shit.
I think this is cool.
Let's go, let's go.
I think this is cool.
Can you fix the exposure a little bit?
Yeah, I'm just trying to show you the side.
Alright, you're good.
Alright.
Alright.
I'm ready.
Let's fucking do this.
Let's fucking do this.
I'm gonna leave this bag. This is fine.
I just have to be in a crazy bag. This is cool.
Cause like you keep, like the bougie chat,
like the best of both worlds.
You got the bougie shit, the Louis, the Louis, the Dior.
And then you got the the other side the the Walmart shit
All right, I'm ready. What do you mean? I'm ready. We're waiting on everyone else. All right. How we doing this?
Are you live?
Play a prank on her
So Zavala got a TV, and Dior, fire.
Change, I'ma be real bro, I only have this outfit.
I haven't tried it yet so I'm looking.
I can change it a little bit I guess.
I
You're fine can't wear this. I don't you stay over there jacket where this this is cool
It's me bro. Like I don't want to change myself, bro. It's me
No matter what bro always
Jacket sweatpants chilling
Y'all cool with that? I
I don't stink.
Yes?
Alright, we got...
Oh, they said to meet in the kitchen. I'll be right back.
Show my cute ass little section.
My cute ass little section over there.
I'm not like a lot. I'm proud of myself. I think I did good.
Let's meet in the kitchen.
Oh, this is your room. I'm so sorry. This smells hella good in here.
Thank you, Baba.
Fuck, right?
Thank you, Barrio.
Yes, sir.
Thank you, Baba.
Alright, I'm going to leave you alone.
Alright, go. We're back.
I'll see you in the kitchen.
Okay.
Proud swappin' it.
Where's the kitchen?
Is that another room?
Yes, sir.
Hello. Um, Zavala. I like the outfit. Thank you. So where are we going? Um, we're going to the club. We're going to the club. We are going to the club. We are going to the club.
I was going to the kitchen, I was going to the kitchen, please don't leave your side.
Why are you interested to go to the kitchen? Maybe tell them to go to the bathroom.
Bombotra please, bombotra.
I know, I know, maybe just tell them to go to the bathroom.
Benji! Benji!
Let's go!
No peeking.
No, no, it's okay.
Can I go to the bathroom?
No, I don't know.
No peeking.
No peeking.
I feel like Tony Snell, if you know you know.
Haha, wait is the volos stealing my bags?
Yo bro, yo, yo, yo, bro, yo, bro, yo, bro, come on dude, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
y'all are so weird.
He's not even doing anything.
God, bro, sometimes that is wonder.
Like who was typing behind the screen?
Are you missing a tongue or like a,
you got half a nose?
Like, send me something wrong with you, bro.
Holy shit.
I hear on it. Hey, brother. I know I'm special. I'm special in my own way and I'm fine with that
This man can buy almost 10k and gifts, but can't buy a new outfit
What the hell what are you surprising me?
Like me
It's so hard oh my god, that's the first time someone's ever flinched my walk
Sharpie oh my god, right my pocket. Yeah, of course, so they said they're waiting in the kitchen
I'm like, well, that's boosting my ego a little bit.
Watch out.
You have to change that outfit,
you look like you're in pajamas.
You see, this is why I stop it,
this is why I draw the line.
Why are you so deep in?
Why do you care what a grown man is wearing?
Why?
Tell me, please.
Benji fucked it up.
No way.
All right
How did Benji fuck it up
Benji told them
I'm family can the video him shaking ass with no pants on I'm done. I'm over this shit. There's no way
I told you.
Wait, did you think you'd come by join?
You mean you could question?
Do you think that you...
That I would.
Who did I tell that to?
Oh, I'm so sorry.
You fucking asshole.
I only told the stream, the stream already knows it right now.
I haven't told anybody.
I haven't told the girls or anything.
Well, like, that was not my phone.
I'm doing no song. I'm gonna go I'm going in that bitch raw
I'll chat
Bro hell neon shut up
But I'm going in not like that, bro. Y'all don't know what I'm
No, bro. Good question. You ever have a problem with your chat just acts weird?
Oh shit.
Sorry, I thought we could relate. Yeah, my bad.
And I forgot.
What is that noise coming out of your body?
You need to get checked, brother.
All right.
What are we doing now?
Oh, no, I just got a crazy DM to do a stream in LA and I'm in Mexico.
Wow, wow.
All right
See Jeff with the 50 gift that I love you
Okay, yeah, I'm gonna move your chat
Yeah, I need to have so bad
We fucking made it. Yeah, thank you Jeff. I love you charges player the charges gonna win it all next year
I don't know fuck what no one says I love you. I love you Tony
five. Perfect. And Megan, could you and
don't you make a superstar? Definitely not me.
Okay. All right. Oh, also, neon. I was
talking about Benji. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, just make
it quick. Okay. All right. So,
Hey, you're just gonna do it. Are you gonna follow
Dana or are you? Follow Dana. Follow Dana.
Benji. And then once you're here, pull
over, then you're gonna come to me a little bit.
I'm last. Oh, yeah, yeah. What do you
think? It's my shot and then he zooms into me.
I
Okay
Okay
What is it? Oh
You saved your life
Last one.
Are you excited to do yours?
Yeah.
I'm excited to just be here with you.
Uh, you too.
Wait, we're going all around?
Yeah.
What do we say to her again?
Um, hey Daniel, come over here.
Okay.
Should you do the talking or should I?
You do it.
I'll do the talking.
You're a little more wholesome.
No!
Yeah, we're about to do it.
Just for Daniel!
Shhh!
Oh shit, they're all in the separate room.
Yeah.
I got this.
Hello, it's Daniel.
Hey!
Hello.
How are you?
Would you like to come?
Okay.
This looks like paparazzi.
Follow us.
Alright, let's go.
Yeah, I'm so sorry.
This way, this way.
We might need to just do one camera.
Let me just come down.
Bring them up.
Benji, you're up.
Okay.
Okay, so I can't...
just a shot going in the following. I'll see you in the section. I love you. I'll see you on the set.
Oh my goodness, so cute!
Oh!
What?
I don't know what you're talking about, it's so cute.
Baby, come here, what's your name?
Hello, babe.
We're more romantic than cancun.
This is so cute.
You like it?
Yes, thank you.
You wanna see what you got?
Yeah.
Oh, first.
This is the first one.
This is the first one.
Oh, how many of you won?
You're up, buddy.
Damn.
We did it, sir.
We did it, sir.
I love that muscle.
I love you.
I love you so much.
I love you.
What's your name?
I love you.
I know you like hand-raising stuff, so I'll go on the bus.
I'm way over here.
Oh my gosh, I'm going to have to go somewhere.
What's the free?
I got you two Gucci things.
I don't know if you want to open them right now or later.
Some to you.
And then I got you some flowers.
A little fallaso.
I needed this because somebody ate mine.
Oh, indeed!
This game, I love this.
But it's a little awkward because I'm here like...
Seventeen kilometers?
I can make it four kilometers, but...
Yo, are you starting for me, Gabe?
Yeah.
Oh, Brad is nervous for me.
No, this is so cute.
I was gonna click it.
Alright, we'll open the kids right now, but...
Can I take a picture with you, my love?
So you're my elephants?
We are the elephants of the last team tonight!
We are the elephants of the last team!
That was good!
Okay.
I didn't play your song, bro.
I was looking at you doing a song, but I was like, you know what?
She was early.
It would be that hot when you did the song.
You don't know about that.
I'm gonna go and let her do it like that.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay, straight.
It's coming home again.
Can't keep the bomb now.
How was it, Chad?
How was it?
This shit all fell down.
This TV and everything fell down.
How was it?
How was it?
Hell yeah. Alright.
I think all the cameras is OD.
like I think it's a little QoD so cute hell yeah and you bought a TV oh my god
I bet. Who's next? Who's next? You Benji or Johnny?
I'll wait till the end.
Okay. Let's get Johnny. Where's he at?
I'll go in the middle.
Alright.
I hope you're a Jexie. Wait a minute. Whatever happens happens. Fuck it.
Johnny! Johnny! Johnny! Johnny! Johnny!
You! You're up to bat, brother.
Okay.
Okay. So, you have everything set up already?
Okay
Oh, they're still like kissing shit. Yeah, okay. I feel that but should we go watch? No, no, I just okay
Yep, go over there and then I reckon sit up. Okay, but we need to get your girl to come
So mean Benji will go get her
Okay, we'll go right out. We're good. No, no, yeah, let me know when let me know when
Okay, okay
Okay, bet
I feel like like as all the cameras kind of like weird or no because we have like six
I think we should have just ingested on one, right?
She opened the gifts already?
No.
Oh.
She was just reading the letter and then they said I will be, I mean we'll open the
gifts later.
Can I have her open the gifts then?
Okay, okay, better
One just one one one this one of the chaps that I miss my ex man fuck that fuck her fuck her
You're a king, bro
All right, you're king
Wait it could have been a girl fuck him
Am I starting to become a feminist
No.
Alright.
Heheheheheheh.
Oh man.
One camera?
Alright.
I thought me fuck it bro, it's gonna be hard to get.
Wait, wait, wait.
Don't mention anything about it.
Please.
She's watching.
She's watching?
Yeah.
Heyyyy!
Amigo? Amiga?
Amiga, right Amiga? Amiga, how you doing?
Uh, we're just um, joining in a bit of a situation.
He sh- uh, he farted but then shit came out.
So he's going to clean his ass right now, he's wiping it.
And then he's getting a new pair of boxers, just-
just keeping the stream good for him.
Should be back in a few minutes, approximately.
Ahem.
W mitts.
W fucking mitts.
You're next, you're right.
That was an L-Mans OMG, bro I'm obviously trolling.
Johnny wants to go...
That's unbelievable.
Oh, he does that already?
Yeah.
Oh fuck, I hate bro.
I can finally relate to someone.
I hate when that shit happens.
You know what's crazy, I sort of got a true story, bro.
I was at my first ever Houston Rockets game.
My friend, he took me to the game.
He's a magician, right?
After the game, whatever, we had a great time.
I swear on my mother's life, on God.
He showed me a magic trick in the car,
and it was so fucking crazy and mind-blowing
I shit myself, I swear to God.
All my life, I know it was,
and I was stuck in the car for 45 minutes
with a guy that just paid for my tickets.
I felt like an absolute bitch, bro.
Did it smell?
Bro, what, did it smell?
Yo, bro, it was bad.
But I shouldn't be talking about this one straight.
It's not the time, it's supposed to be a wholesome, let me lock in.
Why would you say that?
I don't know.
I do not know.
I'm not allowed to not know.
Yo chat predictions, is this going to go good, bad, or mid for my shit?
Good, bad, or mid?
What do y'all think?
That's some shit you take for the grave, but you brother, the internet knows everything
about me.
I don't give a fuck.
Good?
Do you by chance have, um, Chinese injuries?
Or no?
No, I don't.
And I don't think anyone else does.
We could, I'm not gonna lie, Chad, we could do one camera, but it is going to take an
an extra like 10, 15, 20 minutes
because we're gonna have to get everyone on one engine.
You think so? How long ago?
Well, I was just saying, just specifically for Evelyn
because she's been feeling under the weather.
Like she ended her stream.
So, you know, like five camera man in front of her.
That's why I was just...
What are you doing?
Johnny's about to go, what are you doing?
Johnny's about to go.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, we're just gonna leave it over there.
They're walking through here.
No, we're gonna pull it.
I mean, okay, I mean, yeah, we won't,
we could just leave the cameraman in there then.
If we don't want to put them in the camera then.
I think we should do that.
Just for her specifically.
Yeah, yeah, no worries.
All good.
For her specifically chat,
we'll keep the camera over here and,
but can we keep him in that room?
Yeah, yeah, I think we should.
Okay, all right, cool.
Wait, does the wind affect the flowers?
Does it kill them?
No?
I bet.
Is there a portable charger?
Do you have a portable charger?
Can you ask Mia if she does?
Alright Chad, we're going to wait over here then.
We're going to wait over here.
Hey brother.
Hello.
How you doing?
Good on you.
You sure?
Can't complain?
Life's great.
You're right.
You're right.
It's the last day here, bro.
All right.
What am I going to see you again?
Soon.
Soon.
Okay.
The penthouse.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Got to come to the penthouse.
I'm down.
My guy.
Got to come.
All right.
I think Johnny's taking a bit of a while.
I know.
What's taking Johnny so long?
Wait.
This is your greenhouse.
Oh, your greenhouse.
No.
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no. I don't do green house yet.
No, no, no, no, no.
Um...
What is Johnny getting badass naked like?
like what's taking him so long oh hey okay he just changed this oh wow now he's
here yeah yeah maybe not let's just say yeah okay oh my gosh he's in the
stream brother okay all right fuck it
Thank you for the sub, Dads. Appreciate your main.
What did you get here? I got her a...
I bet.
Okay.
He's ready?
No, I'm not.
I don't think so.
Grab my glass.
This plane is a bit confusing.
Fuck it.
See how this goes?
That'll audio?
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
That audio? Can you hear me? Put a one in the chat if you can fucking hear me right now.
Taking so long, bro. Relax. I know, I know. We did get to the club by 12, bro.
We used to leave in five minutes, literally. Audio sounds weird, GCP.
I know, it's too much.
Alright, switch mics.
I know, I know. We got a girl.
Anyone for her? She has one too, for her?
I
Changed your fifth of the club I will relax man
You have extra one to drink
Johnny come on brother. I'm gonna be in and out bad bitch bro two minutes
Come on Johnny we got three more after two more after fuck. Oh my god
And I'm getting calls about you. Yo, I know we're rushing
Yes, I know we're rushing we're coming as fast as you can
I'm gonna just take my shit to her room and run it right now
Thank you so much
All right, let's go. All right. Um should my camera just wait here then
and while you go to her room oh I'm grabbing her yeah it's just like that
we're gonna have like all the cameras I feel you okay all right fuck it let's go
let's do my guy where do I go where do I go okay cuz just one more come just in
Oh
No, I'll be back chat
Wait, he says he doesn't want
May I come in?
It's uh, Neon.
It's right there.
No fucking way.
Good shot. How much do you think he spent?
I don't know.
So, how's your night going?
It's good.
We're just all getting ready to go there.
That's good.
What's looking for them?
That's good.
And the club's going to be fun too?
Yeah, but they're real.
We're going to have to live here?
Yeah, we have to.
But the, um...
It's a good thing we're seeing them.
The club matters.
It's okay.
So, let's live it.
At least.
No rush. Take your time. Hello. Just follow me real quick.
And you have to pick up all the things to get to your destination.
And I'll leave you with that.
Have a great night. God bless.
Shaka
The same way, but the things just a little bit bigger now
Our song on the page, oh, but it's time to sing
The past when it's all about you, all of us just get me down
It's my heart breaks again when I hear your name
It all just sounds like
To me or to them, to realize
That I should have bought you flowers
And I'm trying to get up on my arms
I can't hear the change.
Thank you to everybody who's all here wanting to do what I stand for.
Now my baby is dancing.
She's dancing with another man.
I'm gonna go on my own.
Down.
I'm sorry.
Don't look at me like that.
Hey, Mr. Duis, this looks...
What do you think?
Sorry for it.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry for disrespecting you, I'm sorry for treating you very mean, for being a mean.
I'm sorry for not treating you like a princess.
You should treat me like a princess.
I got you three of these.
I got you three of these.
They're very good.
This is the last.
Can I get some chocolates?
Please.
I got a little bit of a couple of things in the net.
I got a little bit of a couple of things in the net.
This is where you start from the beginning.
Like a lot?
Yeah, yeah.
Like a lot?
If you're able to, Henry, it's kind of...
I'm gonna like everything.
We can get all that into the bag.
This is the bag he got me for Christmas.
This is what I get every time I write you a letter.
Hey!
What do you want from me?
I'm just here.
To this monster.
What?
That's so cute.
Aw, it's beautiful.
Did I do it?
Yeah, there's nothing in it.
Did you go in the fit?
I know it was perfect.
Thank you, lovey.
Yay!
Yay!
Yay!
Yay!
Yay!
Yay!
Yay!
Yay!
Yay!
Yay!
Yay!
Yay!
Okay, it's not far, is it?
Oh, yeah!
Oh, yeah!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Pardon?
Um, what a bitch act.
Why didn't you tell you a break from the song?
I'm so confused.
Yeah, excuse me.
I'm like, why am I starting to feel under the weather?
Or I'm nervous, what are the two of you?
Alright.
Um, Zavala. Zavala.
You were next brother.
I'm next.
I'm next.
Yeah, I think that's fine, man.
Yeah.
I think you know who's everyone here, bro.
Medj?
I should probably not be here at night.
Help me, we're about to leave.
Wait.
Wait.
I'm going to get you.
Chance, a segment, let it be, bro.
Whatever you want to go, relax.
Show.
That's love.
Did they really tell me what it's supposed to be in there?
You were insisting.
No, I didn't say no, there's a no, there's an option.
I didn't know.
You were so excited.
Wait, why are you looking at me?
I got it.
I got it.
Oh, shoot.
No one's there.
That's so embarrassing.
Oh, my god.
What's the tea on pizzas?
She didn't order it yet.
She didn't?
No.
I forgot to text her back on the ground.
I put it in the bush.
She did do it, actually.
She did?
Yeah.
OK.
Because I double-checked.
But the last three?
Yeah, just to make sure.
Where's she at?
Over there.
Is there water anywhere?
Yeah, we should probably change the phone.
All right, all right, let's get this here going, come on.
I'm ready for my shit, I'm on the line.
Coach, try to put me in the game, bro.
Like, I just took my fucking ejection and steroids.
I'm ready to go.
Put me in the game.
dropping 40 points, 10 assists, no rebounds, no turnovers, let's fucking go.
Oh!
Stop there, stop, I'm not playing music, bro, I'm not playing music, I'm not playing music.
I'm not playing music, I'm just gonna say yo, yeah, get your ass over here, I got something for you.
Yeah, come here, I got to get something to eat.
Alright, who's next? Oh, she's right here.
I'm next, I'm next.
Yeah, stay there.
Okay, yes.
Alright, I'll just bring you here.
Play music? I'm not playing music, bro.
What if she's sleeping?
Bruh.
bruh
cuz i'm so excited
oh shiii
whatever it is, i'm very grateful
it's gonna be awkward now music let it be awkward
whatever it is, music is a trash bag
i'll pick it up
i'm not playing music
i'll be trashed
should i put some young doff?
oh my god, it's a young doff, huh?
i actually don't know who it is
I wanted to watch the stream on my phone, but I have self-control and I stop myself and I just put it out.
So I'm just saying...
My brother just texted me.
You know what I mean? Shut up, bro.
Nothing.
Is that a young doll?
No, it's not.
Fuck it.
I think music makes it awkward.
No?
Yo, what should I play that Kevin Gates song that the one she was talking about, the dick
out in your stomach?
What?
Cause that's the one she likes.
Everyone doesn't know we're talking about she told Kevin Gates that doing or double
date.
That's her favorite song.
Just let y'all know.
I don't even know her name, Greg.
No, I'm just-
Off to a bad start?
The pronunciation.
Okay, so I just hope she's not.
Can I get a hug?
Yeah?
Are you doing a legacy?
Okay, yeah, wait a bit.
I got her two things, two things from Louie, one thing from Bior, um, and a lot of people
And a lot of shit from Walmart.
One of them is a well, one of them is a purse another one is
Something else and then
The dealer is something it's nice
Okay, we'll do a haul right after by the way your diamonds are shining crazy
Are you ready?
No.
She's watching.
Why are you acting different?
I can do it because I'm nervous.
It's water, hyperventilating.
Is there, uh, me?
Is there water anywhere?
No, it's leaking.
No one's leaking nothing bro shut up no one's leaking nothing
Actually no one's trying to start
Wait here Benji?
Alright Benji then you then me then we gotta go club
He never got the pizza bro
Did she get it now?
No
It's not available
I just said I gotta go get it
I'm sorry bro
My girl's starving bro
She's still exceeding itself bro
You let me down twice today bro
there's no exceeding itself bro you let me down twice today I'm not on the
right state of mind I'm drunk
I'm not that guy I'm not that fucking guy
hell neon bro for the first time in weeks
I want to be a thousand more years old
Damn
That seed, that路, what came out of your heart
And when you're sad, and share your joy
My voice is gone, bro, help me...
Ah, I was killed and you can't f***** lie
Why is he actually good?
I love shit like that.
I love it, yo bro.
I can't see.
My voice is gone.
How did you make your fart do that?
Yeah, how did you make your fart go through?
Oh, no.
How do you want to say that song?
Or should I look at you and get a push back?
Okay.
Same thing.
The same thing.
All right, where's Benji at?
Hold on.
We gotta get this going.
She's in there. Can you take the chalk and go?
I'm going to go.
Okay.
Wait, wait, wait, stop it, stop it.
I think I ate it small.
I ate it small.
The price is on me.
I need to check the size.
If it's small, I think it'll fit.
It'll fit.
If it's small, I'll make it fit.
Oh my goodness, there's just 10 cameras and it's just wandering out.
Well, give them to our guys.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you so much.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
You're welcome.
Okay, are we the last ones?
No, let's do one.
Okay.
That's one, that's only two.
Yeah.
How was it it's over wait what?
That quick?
Damn, alright.
Alright you just put shotgun in the middle.
Who's gonna get Amanda?
I'll get her.
Where's your room machine?
I got it.
Should I take your string?
Or don't, your string will wait here while she talks.
Can you talk?
No.
Take a...
Let me set this up for you.
You're gonna take two seconds.
By the time she's here, we're ready.
By the time your...
Your shit set up, she'll be ready.
You got me connected?
Can you see me?
Where did she live?
Backhouse.
Backhouse? Yeah.
Oh, it's over here.
You have a bucket?
You can see it, check it.
Huh?
Alright.
Alright.
Can't really see which room we're in.
Great.
Fuckin' hell.
I don't want to go in the wrong room.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
I don't want to go in the wrong room.
Is this one?
Yeah.
Not that one.
Should we talk?
Should we see if there's a lot of you around?
Yeah, maybe we'll be ready by the time we get there.
Get your ass outside.
Hi, how you doing?
Hello, how are you?
Can you come out real quick just for a few minutes?
Are you looking for a get up?
No, I'm looking for you.
For me?
me yeah yeah yeah I've been looking for you just follow me trust me just follow me trust
the process? No, just follow me, let's go.
Alright, yeah. How's your night going tonight?
Very, very good. This is the awkward one we have. Don't worry about her.
Don't worry about her. She'll be fine. She'll be fine.
Um, watch out for the tree? Yeah. Don't want you to hit that?
Where did you guys go? Um...
I know the wallet says my fucking phone.
Are you serious?
Yes!
What have you been doing?
Bro, I've just been here.
I went with the girls to get ready.
Damn!
But you didn't take my Samsung for the fucking phone.
Oh wow.
How many phones you got?
Just two.
Two?
Stream phone and my friggin' phone.
Shit.
Alright, well, um, yeah.
We got to, uh, after this we got to go to the club, so...
Oh yeah, that's why I...
Is that your club fit?
Yeah.
Hell yeah.
Nice, nice, nice, nice, nice.
Alright.
Uh, just go inside that room and go to the left.
Okay. Alright, bye.
Oh, never mind. You can just stay over here.
High five.
Damn.
Thanks. That's really cool.
Oh.
There's like four cameras up here right now.
You are the one and only Amanda. Do you not understand?
Woo!
Woo!
Okay.
Alright, you're good.
Just follow them.
One day, if it's like this, start over now.
We're coming in.
I don't know if I should go in the pool.
This is during my first day of violence.
Oh
Yes!
Thank you.
Woo!
I love it!
I got you a little...
I got one more, but they didn't have any cardboard, so I bought a TV box.
I literally bought a TV for the cardboard.
And then I covered it in paper, because they didn't have any cardboard.
So, like...
What was it you spent?
I think the TV was like, something to watch.
But yeah, this is my favorite. Will you leave my Valentine?
Well, I thought you would never ask.
Yeah, he is a bearer.
Yes.
Oh, thanks.
But yeah, I also got you some chocolates.
I got you a favorite.
My favorite?
Yeah, I got you this lean on stitch because I know you love stitch.
I also got you this nice cool Mexico black bag because it just reminds me of you and it gives you
This gives me? Yeah
Okay
I forgot
My favorite flowers
These are like each like, I think like $100
Oh yeah
This is like an expensive flower place
Oh wow
Thank you
I got you this one
Oh
Oh my, wait, this matches my dress a little bit.
I know, I didn't really, you know, I didn't really match.
But then, I think the main thing you want.
You got me deodorant?
Yes.
Wait, so you adore me, huh?
Oh, yeah, I deodor you.
So when you adore her, you deodor her?
Yeah, that's my dad, yeah.
Yeah.
Do you want to see what I got?
I do want to see what I got.
Wait, can I, I'm gonna put this down.
Yeah, you can put that down, here, I got you.
Yeah, this was actually a lot of money.
What is it?
What is this?
It's like a letter.
Oh, it's the receipt.
It's the receipt.
What is your address on here?
No one got that right?
Huh? My address?
Yeah, it's right there.
You showed it?
No.
No, I didn't.
I didn't, I didn't, I didn't.
Look, this is what I got you from the yard.
Yeah, I can't take this long, I'm shoving it into my suitcase.
No, you can take it off.
I'm not shoving it into my suitcase.
Let me not show you.
Give me this.
Okay.
what the fuck wait these are fire thanks wait actually really wait
These are expensive because I've been looking at these yeah, I got on the size seven. Yeah, that's my size
Yeah, I called your mom and she said you're a size seven. Yeah, we actually just know I've dead as loved and like
Thank you. That's not my first black designer. Yeah, but I own thank you for liking it. Thanks for buying it for me
That's it.
I love it.
Thanks.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Wait.
This is the right one.
This is the camera.
Perfect.
I remember what I said about like that I'm ready and shit for game time.
low key not ready low key though low key I think I just tore my ACL
You can just leave it on them for a little bit, like the happy couple over there.
What is this?
Huh?
This is for you.
I can take a pocket bag.
What? Yeah, I'm just waiting for, um, you got to think of something.
I'm just chilling right now. We got no rush to be honest. Like, we got nowhere to be.
Are we just chillin'?
Hold on a sec, I need water, and there's no water in here, so my water is a minute away.
It's a minute away, one minute away.
Why are you nervous? You've tricked a thousand times?
I'm just waiting for um, I'm really waiting for water chat, just waiting for water.
I'm really just waiting for water, stop being weird, bro, I'm just waiting for water, I'm
I'mma get everything else out of here.
No one's scared bro.
No one's scared.
I'm a grown man bro.
I'm 21 years old.
I'm a grown fucking man bro.
My water's literally almost here.
No one's scared.
I promise you, but does this look like the face of a man that's scared?
I just need water. Thank you.
Let's go do this shit, you know, like...
I never get nervous.
This is weird bro.
I can't show your weakness.
All right, let's go.
All right.
See this real quick.
All right.
Oh, okay.
Oh my god, it was just this. All right, we're good. Oh my god. Everything's all right.
All right, Johnny, if you don't mind, just a few minutes.
What?
You got what?
You got this.
Oh, thank you. Hell yeah. I appreciate it.
What got what oh, thank you. Hell yeah appreciate that for sure
How do I what do I do do I check all her text?
I
Didn't go
Zavala, can you come here real quick, brother?
Can you go get her real quick?
Yeah, but in like a minute, I don't know, she could be sleeping.
Just give me like a minute real quick.
I just got to, you can have a crack on my foot.
Just did a massage it a little bit.
Emily trapped for the, not the time Emily trapped.
Get the fuck away from me.
Alright, I don't care how much money you've given me.
This is not the time for this, okay?
You can give me another day.
You're making it weird.
You're making it fucking weird.
See some water, get my electrolytes and shit for the day.
Just need the doctor to tell me I have to reach
a certain amount.
He's going to know, wait, why right now?
Whoa, Zavala, take my stream.
But, you have a microphone?
Huh?
Here, just take this mic.
And then just put one on there when she's walking.
Put this one on?
No, he'll give you perfect.
Shall we back? Are we back?
All my days, bro.
Look at that.
Let's go over here.
Are we back, Shaq? Can y'all hear me, bro?
Not bad.
So this is the fucking lid.
I already got my hard port out of the fucking lid, but I was dead actually, I think it breaks, bro.
But now it's finally neon and GEDA.
And I'm vocally surprised that they're still even fucking talking, bro,
because GEDA usually doesn't like any fucking dude.
So I'm actually surprised.
But yeah, let's go see what she's doing, bro.
Let's see what Yera's doing.
Yera!
Yera, can I come in?
Oh, she's asleep, bro.
oh she's asleep bro fuck oh my days get up
bro get up can I talk to you for a little bit
So, we have something very interesting going on right now.
What about the evening?
We're about to leave right now.
So let's go.
All right, I'll go right now.
But we have to go right now.
I have to take you.
Oh, the club!
Well, the club's open at one.
All right, take the camera so I can get my dress.
Oh, yeah, real quick.
Yeah, no look.
Yeah, someone said you're a pretty good actor at sleeping.
W sleeping actor.
I bet.
I know, I know, that was our bet, that was our bet.
Chad, was she W sleeping?
Okay.
Who just said porn acting?
Bro Chad, she was not porn acting.
Alright.
Can I get the mic?
Look at it.
One big wapa, small.
It's like a little surprise.
So here, just put this on.
And just follow me, okay?
Alright.
It's so fucking cool.
I know, I know, girl.
What the f**k is that? Why is it like, f**k with the camera and stuff?
I know, it's cause like, Nia started throwing up cause he was sick, because he said that
that you were mad at him.
Well, you have to be apologetic sometimes, you know.
Sometimes, guys' lives can be just as hard as y'all's.
Um, yeah, you're right.
Yeah.
Can I fart?
No.
Okay.
Okay.
Ugh.
Just follow me.
How are you feeling?
Oh, what the fuck?
What?
Nothing.
Okay.
Make sure to disconnect your phone.
You may enjoy.
What the heck?
Hello!
I'm good!
Did you see that?
Yeah!
I appreciate it.
Thank you for coming to my appointment.
So, where would you like to start?
Oh, first off, I want these for you.
I'm going to the gym.
I'm going to the gym.
I'm going to the gym.
I'm going to the gym.
I'm going to the gym.
Oh, first off, I want these for you.
Aw.
There you go.
I picked them out myself.
I like them because they're pink.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yo, come on, bro.
I'm out of time.
All right.
So you have a few gifts.
They're all for me?
No, they're for Amanda.
Yeah, they're for you.
Aw.
All right.
Which one would you like to open first?
And I got to ask you something after, but...
This one.
Okay.
Yeah, we can do this one.
Here you go.
You want me to hold your phone?
Yes.
Please.
Oh, yes, please.
Thank you.
All right.
Cha!
This is so sweet.
How long are you sleeping for?
Like barely, like 10 minutes.
That's all right.
Let's see.
It's a little chain with the...
It's a necklace.
Yeah, it's a necklace.
Oh, look at that!
Wrong way?
No, it's like this. It's the...
No, the pink is on the other side.
Yeah, it's on both sides, isn't it?
No, just one.
It's on both sides.
Oh, it might be on both sides.
Yep.
Oh, thank you! Put it on for me.
What?
Put it on for you.
Oh, put it on for you. Yeah, of course. I got you.
This is so...
Oh my God, I'm so bad at these.
Alright, we're about to do it.
Fuck it. Let's go.
Alright, give me your neck. Thank you.
All right, uh, can you lift your hand just a little?
you
you
you
you
And I got some tamales for the first time and then they were good.
The red or green?
They were green and then they came out to be like cookie dough, they're like potato.
Like the masa?
I don't know what the funcule was.
It was good though.
Oh, yeah, it's pretty good. I love the menace.
It was good. Alright, okay.
Take a minute to leave the chat. We're back!
First off,
we've said we needed another one of these.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
you
you
you
Yeah, you know I want to go do that
I'm going to Dubai already, but we can go to Dubai um where I do want to go is I
are Greenland isn't it like really pretty over there but isn't it like really pretty
over there yeah it's ice it's ice it's ice sorry traffic technical difficulties um
we are back all right uh next up you have
yep some more thank you uh you have some valentina yeah i love that so just got you that um
chamoy yep tahini you are fat ass you love all this shit tahini yep right there here you go
You like food? It's great. I'm happy for you.
You didn't have all the food. You want more food?
No, I like this.
Okay, alright.
And then there's something over there.
Okay, you can just put those to the side.
I'm like...
You can't say that. Oh, shit.
Alright, next up, here you go.
Okay, what is this?
I don't know, but you smell good, so I don't want to fuck up your odor.
Aw, thank you, thank you.
Just smell it first, see if you like it.
Let me see.
Okay.
Okay, I'll spray it on you.
What the fuck, why isn't it coming out, hold it.
Okay.
There you go, got you.
Wait, let me smell it first.
Yeah, put it on your wrist.
Yeah, put it on your wrist.
I think it smells good.
Ooh, that smells good.
You like it?
Yeah.
Fire.
Thank you.
Of course.
Of course.
Of course.
Of course.
All right.
For the grand finale.
Now listen.
I personally love this.
Okay.
If you don't like it, I'm sorry.
I'm gonna love it.
I hope.
You know, purses are kind of tough because every girl likes it.
All right, here you go, but like you just never know like yeah
Let's see
Oh, sorry, good. I actually I love this purse. I hope you do. I hope it's pink
Hold on!
Um, so here's the situation that happened.
I sort of got to try my hardest to find a pink purse.
Like my hardest. I said pink, pink, pink, pink, pink.
And there's no pink.
It's okay!
No!
It's okay! Let me see it!
Here, hold the box so I can open it.
It's black!
I'm like, oh!
If you open it, the band is in it.
Oh my God, it's so cute!
It's a, yes, thank you!
I really like this bag.
I love it!
Do you have any Louis bags?
Yeah, I have like two.
Okay, it's your third?
Thank you!
Number three?
I like it like this.
Wait, can you hold this please?
Yeah, try it on real quick.
Try that bitch on!
Okay, I'm gonna take the jacket off though, so I can't lose it.
I got you.
Put those down.
Yeah.
Woo!
Hold on a little, uh, yeah.
Okay.
Yeah, nice.
And then, what is this for?
Should we throw it away?
No, no, no, no, no.
That's like another way to hold, like, to have it like long, you know how I'm...
Okay.
But I like it.
I love it.
Thank you so much!
Of course!
I picked these gifts from the heart, you know.
Whatever I felt like I wanted to give you.
You know, a chest, tell me.
I'll trick you on all this shit.
Why?
I don't know if it's close.
I think you deserve to be spoiled.
Thank you!
Thank you for the trip and I'm glad that you like them.
I love it!
Thank you!
Alright, um, that's that.
Oh, and excuse me, I have this poster.
Wait, let's put this back in.
So I got a poster made of a thing.
What does it say?
You're better.
I'll put it in here.
Yeah, you're good.
You got to take good care of it.
Hide it in your bag too, because when you, uh, they're going to try to get you to pay taxes on.
What do you mean?
Probably shouldn't have said that on the street.
My bad.
Um...
Yep, let me go.
Okay.
If you could read properly.
I think that says...
I think that says being my Valentine. Yeah it does.
Of COURSE!
Oh thank god! Thank god!
Do you think I'm gonna say no?
I don't know, you know it's like you're kind of on the read, I'm just sad.
I'm happy you said yes.
No, I don't!
No, I don't!
Come on, I'm on the read!
I'm on the read!
Okay.
All right, let's make sure you keep your shit safe.
It's safe.
We're all friends.
It's safe.
Yeah, yeah, of course.
Come on, get out.
Wait, I need a chaser.
You want the hot sauce?
No.
You want a tape as a chaser?
No, I'm going to take this off for you since you don't drink.
OK, yeah.
OK.
I just want to say, I really do appreciate this
because no one has ever gifted me or took me out like this,
like, ever.
You deserve it, so.
I really do appreciate it a lot.
I got you.
Thank you.
of course. Time for a shot. Yes, but I need a chaser. Fuck. Is there any juice? Um, let
me see if there's anything. Water. I love it. I've never done some ladies before. I'm
I'm gonna lie.
I don't have that swear.
Like actually, this is the first.
Just enjoy.
All right, we don't need to.
You know?
That's it.
I also got you.
This is not the last one.
Try to do that.
It's okay.
That's bad.
We'll get you a, we'll get you a.
Wait, that has to kill him, no?
Never watch.
Test it. I'll test it.
No.
Does it?
What is it? Like, cool opinion?
Okay.
Thank God, I was so thirsty.
Oh, no, this is free.
Okay.
Thank you so much.
Shout out to Nian for this trip
and for my bag and for my necklace
and for my necklace and for my chips and for everything.
And he's W Trigl, not L Trigl.
Oh, okay.
Thank you.
It's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Is it weird to stare at what you're thinking about?
Okay, yep.
You enjoy that?
Ha ha ha.
All right, let's go to the club.
All right, let's go.
You ready to go to the club?
How's it go?
I'm gonna wash my hands real quick.
I bet.
I thought you said it was funny.
We're still going, fuck it.
You want me to put your stuff in your room or are you good?
Yeah, please.
I got you.
How was that?
Here, I'll help you.
I love my Polaroid.
Like, it's because I always like to capture.
Matter of fact, let's take a pic with everything.
We should.
Yes.
Lynn, yeah, let her play.
Yes, you guys have full creative control.
He's organized.
You guys have full creative control.
Wait, come on, let's go open this.
Wait, where are we going?
Right here.
Okay.
We need to find some kitchen scissors.
Some kitchen scissors.
Austin, can you bring me a knife?
I have extra film too so that's great.
You know who should have bought me this though?
Who?
Zavala.
Because he fucking broke my...
Oh yeah.
I know that's what I remembered.
I was like...
Yeah but...
I love it.
I love everything.
I'm glad you like it.
And you know, I like seeing people happy when you're happy so it's not a matter.
Now I'm gonna get you a kiss.
No!
No!
No!
That's not what this is.
No, but I already, like, I already had, like,
I already got you the, like, flowers,
but then I felt like that was not enough.
So then, like, when I ordered it, I was, like, damn.
So I ordered, like, something else, but it's online.
So I'm gonna just wait till, like, if I see you again,
or something, like.
Okay.
I'm gonna give it to you.
All right, go.
Uh, how do we open this sweet cake?
We need a knife.
All right, oh, wait on it.
Uh, let me get your shit.
Or, like, a kitchen scissors or something.
Did you see it?
Did I see it?
Yeah.
Let me see it over here.
Try it.
All right, yep.
Oh, I can hear that. She's nervous. It happens, you know, stage fright and shit.
Oh, it happens.
Oh, it happens. Stage fright. People come to the big stage, you can't hear them.
How long was that for?
What happened?
Yeah?
Yeah, let's go.
Wait.
Let's do it.
Let me.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got you.
I know, because the bottle broke my other one.
It broke it?
Yeah, bro, you fucked up her camera.
When did that break it?
On the cruise, remember?
Why were you filming the bikini a little bit?
How did that break it?
I'm gonna do this.
It's not working.
Because I want to take a picture where I'll make stuff with it.
Oh, yeah, that's hard.
Man, this is hardest work.
Can you go up?
Can you go up?
He's strong.
How's he doing?
Oh.
Here you go.
Look at the color.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, wait. Yeah, you did.
You broke the scissors?
I don't know anyone's last one.
Okay.
Can we?
Are we leaving or not?
What happened to the bus?
We lost the bus.
The bus leaves at 11.
We're supposed to leave at 11.
We're supposed to leave at 10.30.
You guys told us to be ready at 10.30.
One and two and a half hours.
I know.
They're waiting on us.
Okay, let's go then.
Chad, I want to see Claudia Sano.
Let me know right fucking now.
Thank you.
Claudia so no
Okay, thank God all right and the batteries damn
You see I would help you
Okay, I got it.
Can you get out of here?
I have pants and hoodie.
What?
Nothing.
What club are we going to?
I think it's the biggest club here.
Oh, shit.
space yes the owners are waiting for us they're fucking mad we've got to drop a
What?
It's not coming up on me.
Can you ask for the thing in the group chat?
Okay, come!
I've never touched that one.
Sweet.
Get all the gifts so I can grab the bags and have it like...
Not bad, bro.
We need more than one of those.
We're gonna do it anyway.
What do you want me to set them I want to hold it are you gonna hold on I want to put
Put it in one more shot.
Oh my God.
That's a big circle.
That's a big circle.
Super nice guy.
The pickle lady!
Yeah!
Yo!
You have so much emotion.
What do you mean?
How did it come about?
How do you just have, like,
how the people...
I don't know brother. I'm a retard. I don't know how to address you.
I just, I'm just trying to say I was 13. Oh, sorry. Hello.
It's okay. It's okay.
Alright.
You want this or no? No.
No, not there.
Oh yeah, I'll start with the end of the house.
Okay.
You want me to take it here?
No, I was.
Oh, okay.
And of me.
Wendy, can you take a puller rate of us?
Here, you grab this one then.
You want me to hold it? Yeah. Alright.
Wait, let me, let me pull it.
One, two, three.
Let's see how it came out.
We have to wait till it like loads. Oh!
Can you take one of me, by myself?
myself. Okay. Thank you. Alright, how do we do this? Look in the little mirror and then
this, this button, the black button is where you press to take the picture. Yeah, so, yeah.
Don't waste the film.
I'm not going to.
Hey.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Yes.
OK, nice.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
OK.
OK.
Damn, this is fire.
I want one of these.
Wait, bring it and bring the kid in the pic, too.
No, bro.
I had my whole fucking set up is cooked right now.
All right.
Mm-hmm.
Here.
Can you turn it off?
I think so, I have no idea. I have no clue.
What do you say?
Press down. Press down. Press down.
Hey, bring the Valentina and stuff, please.
Yep, I'm coming. Let's go!
You have my phone, right?
Yep, I got your phone in my pocket.
Damn, Chad, the one time you come to Cancun, it's fucking windy.
It's okay, no. You've never been like besides this time?
Nope, you've been in a war? No.
You've obviously been to Mexico before, right? Yeah.
But like, the ghettos.
What does that mean? Like, the ghettos.
Yeah.
Well, you're bossed up, look who you're at.
I'm saying because that's where my family in Mexico stays.
But they have a really nice house in the gates.
So then that's not the ghetto?
Yes it is. It's a really nice house in the gates.
Wait, can you hold this please again?
Yeah.
Okay, come on.
Alright, let's go.
Alright.
Just leave these on here, huh?
Yeah.
I think that's why I'm doing this.
Whenever you wear that purse, send me a picture.
Okay. I'm gonna post it.
Here's this.
Oh, they're done!
Look, Chad.
Nice.
Nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice.
I'm gonna put it right here where oh you kept the rose
Yeah
Damn wait, I put that on you when you were sleeping. No you didn't I put it right there
What are you lying for no when you were sleeping in the bus?
When you're gonna get me because I when I woke up I just seen the rose and you gave it to me
So I was like okay, so when I came in here, I put it next to my cross
That's it.
Alright, let's go.
Bamanous!
Damn, did y'all miss it or did y'all click on other streams and watch it?
Because it was on Zavala stream in Wendy's.
Did y'all miss it or y'all saw it?
I'm waiting, I'm right here, I'm at the bottom.
Where's the chips and shit?
What?
What?
Where's the blue bag?
The blue bag or blue bag?
Oh!
I'll get it for you.
Okay, thanks!
Gotcha.
I missed a little.
So when did it come back?
Oh my god, I missed someone's room.
Wrong fucking way!
Holy shit, this house is a fucking maze.
Missed a lot.
So when did y'all come back?
Did y'all come back at what point?
At what point?
You know what's crazy?
She was happiest over the fucking Polaroid.
That is insane.
No way you just missed the, only got the purse.
Where is her?
What?
There's a bottle.
She didn't bought it to give her a paint for all.
But there's a bottle right?
Oh no, that invoice is coming at the end.
Um, where's this green bag?
The club?
Yeah.
Nah, it doesn't.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Did anybody get a gift or a bottle?
We can't bring a bottle in the club.
Well, you might have a free game then.
Free?
No.
Like, why would you bring a free game?
Does everyone really want me to pay for anything?
60k viewers in the camera with black.
Oh my god.
Oh my god bro.
That is too funny.
Fuck it man.
Shit happens.
Shit happens bro.
What can we do?
Oh my god.
Where is her?
Oh yeah!
Where is her?
What's up here, trippin'?
Bumbuggin'.
This house is confusing sometimes.
Don't pay? Man, if you don't.
Alright, let's get for this.
And then get going chat. I got a flight at 6 a.m.
But fuck it, we're here, all right?
I'm coming in.
Okay.
Oh, you like to set it up.
Yeah, because I want to take a picture of it, that's all.
Holy shit, I'm tired.
Thank you.
Can you copy my phone?
Damn, someone spoiled you.
I know, right?
Shit.
How much did he spend on all of this?
A lot of money, don't worry about it.
What?
What's funny?
No, it's just cute.
Wait.
No, it's just cute.
Oh.
Wait.
Kind of like...
Okay, let's go.
You ready?
Yeah.
I'm not gonna lie.
We were running around for hours.
I'm fucking exhausted
We're gonna go to the club
All right, let's go. Okay. Where the fuck did I leave my bike though? That's what I'm trying to find
We have a car you can go in the car
Let's go.
I'm coming.
Can you follow me?
Let's go, guys.
Is everybody like already waiting, like, over there?
Yeah, they all have to get Ubers and random shit.
I don't know.
What?
Have you eaten?
A little?
Yeah, a little.
Yeah, I ate a lot.
Are you streaming, Zabala?
Zabala!
Are you streaming?
No.
I have my, uh...
Can I use the other one?
What happened?
I have my, uh...
What happened to your stream?
I have my couch.
Yeah, I'm gonna give her some of my other room.
Thanks.
There's even roses out here.
Wait, is the Uber going to fail us?
I got two Uber, will we go to the car?
We have to just go in my car.
Yo, check.
I know, I got the Uber for everyone else, why not?
They're not coming out of here.
Why not?
I don't know if they're going to leave or not.
See, this one is going to do like...
Whoa, let me see.
Ask.
Ah, yeah.
How do we get everyone?
Just text everyone, say now what they mean.
Um, well the club's waiting for us.
We're an hour and a half late.
Tell them that there's Ubers waiting for us outside.
And like, we can fit in people here too.
Okay, please like right now, right now, right now.
It smells so good in here like food.
Okay, let's go on this one.
You're gonna go on this car or that car?
Yeah.
Uh...
What?
What?
There's no like food, right?
Yeah, it does.
Alright, chat.
Shut the fuck up.
Hey, you don't do that, fuck!
Alright, let's go.
I don't know where I left the portable.
Fuck me.
I gave you mine.
Yeah, I lost that one, too.
I'll get you another one.
Yo, y'all ready?
Y'all ready?
I feel like that's a compliment now a day, but like saying someone is I feel like that's
a compliment nowadays.
No, like, is that a compliment or no?
Like is that a compliment or no?
They even agreed to sell a mirror.
That's a compliment or no.
Eh, shut your head and ass up.
Hmm, I got it.
Hmm, good grip, bro.
Nothing wrong.
It's way past 11.30.
Oh yeah, way past.
Well, we can ask him?
Of course.
Thank you.
All right.
How far is this club, Bia?
11 minutes.
All right, let's go.
Do we fit?
We have actual room in here, too, if you want to help.
A room.
In the back.
Is this place for two?
Yeah.
Hop in, brother.
Um, is this gonna make her fall?
Yeah, we're gonna have to go to the other side.
Everybody have a slice of pizza?
I'm not gonna lie, I should have gotten a slice of pizza.
Fuck it.
I ordered, I got something earlier.
Alright.
Where from? What the fuck?
I'll squeeze
My braces kind of hurt
Let's see how this club is chat first time going out how far is it ten minutes
First time going out is
He's gonna be lit. I hope so
But do they like play like rap music or do they play I think they play like like a little bit of everything
I think everybody will probably meet us there.
Oh yeah, that is on the way there.
Are you cold or something?
Hmm?
All right
This is it yeah, I guess so
Just let's go in we're having everyone
What the fuck is up? Yo who farted bro? I admit when I do it
Sorry
I'm not lying
You don't have a fight like it really early in the morning. Yep 6 a.m.
It was in here. This this literally it was drink more water. Huh? Like it's lower now. It was like up here
Because I think the water goes in the no, yes, that's why I told you to put some water in there
Yeah, I'm gonna put someone I can back.
I just wish I could take you with me.
Yeah.
It's fine.
You can't take your flowers either, so...
I can't.
Nope.
It's okay.
I can take the bag and the purse and this.
You're not wrong.
That is a fire necklace.
It is.
take it off and put it on right.
I think you put it like the long way.
Yeah, I put it on the long way, I fucked up.
Yeah, cause only one side is pink.
The other side is made of bomb.
It's cool, it's super cute.
I'm giving someone an attack, no man, all peace man, you know?
No bad boy with no one, no beef with no one.
Yeah.
Den, so what were you doing when we were out shopping?
Well at first, oh shit, well at first we were all getting ready in a rush because we
thought like you guys were going to come back and shit.
Yeah.
And then after everybody was getting, like everybody was in my room.
Uh huh.
And then everybody left, oh shit my furs are numb.
Everybody left my room and then I don't know, I just remember like I was on TikTok scrolling
and then I fell asleep and then Zavala came in my room with two big ass cameras.
And then, yeah this, but it was worth it to be waking up like this, it was cute.
Yo mods, fix the chat.
Thank you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Alright, I'm getting the ox.
Okay.
Young Dolph.
What's your favorite Young Dolph song?
Um...
Is it Ghetto Amiga?
I like the play with your bitch one.
Well, I've never heard it.
Or play, what song do you like?
I don't know, I've never listened to it before.
So why do you say Young Dolph?
Because that's your favorite, you fall for them?
That's not my favorite song.
What is it?
Play Lake, Play Lake song.
Can you turn up a little bit?
A little more.
A little more.
But there's not going back on, bro.
Everyone got to go.
Huge fun to king lock, right?
Yeah.
All right, see you go.
I don't play with me, play with your bitch, let's go.
Don't play with me, don't do that.
Play with your bitch.
Play with your bitch.
Yeah, I need a awesome, awesome $1,000,000.
Stop.
Throw a coat, half of me and one for ice cold.
A little bit, not that much.
Put some of my lights on.
Why the fuck do you be so fresh, dog?
I don't play with you, it's a lie.
Yeah, no, I was just trying to hear it with you.
We missed the time.
One night and a lot.
Give me another song.
Play whatever.
what song y'all want to hear?
hmm on the spot
put me on like a Spanish song
oh
Sal
Not Deep, we got a hypermobile, club town, Loquera, Rwalehango
Lo what? Hata?
L-O-K-A
L-O-K-A?
E-R-A
Loquera
No, we'll be on the second one
Bad Bunny? They all fuck with Bad Bunny, huh?
All right.
What's the name of this guy?
I don't know what's his name.
He's from New York too, because I've been playing for like 30 years.
What's his name?
I've been playing for like 6 or 5 years.
Oh
Uh, I'm not saying that I don't.
So, do you get it like on the right?
Hell yeah. I like that.
That's it.
I don't know if I'm on the right.
I'm on the left.
I'm on the left.
What is that?
I don't it's like a you know what my noodle is it's like a Mexican like I
guess it's soup it's like beef soup that's what it smells like no well now
it smells like shit but I don't know I don't know why not this is where we went
shopping right over here yeah you gotta come didn't we come here no yes we did
Yeah, we did.
Did we?
I don't think so.
Chad, we came here, literally, when we went to, like, go explore the...
E.O.O.
Alright, Chad keeps requesting this one, so...
Exposed? Bro, we've never been there.
Yeah, I have to explain this, but I don't know what the fuck this is about.
I
Wait!
It's like, why were they waiting for us?
Like, what type of shit?
Uh, the owner was waiting.
He's specific for us.
And we had the owner wait for two hours.
Yeah, and you know, the type of people.
Yeah, yeah.
We were pretty disrespectful.
For me.
Yeah.
Uh, it wasn't our fault.
It wasn't. I mean...
shit happens and if you do see this clip I want to apologize we were
much as um I mean nothing just go I was gonna say something but nothing
never mind
Lo siento
Lo siento
you apologize but it's okay because we're coming to your club and we're going to show the world how great it is
all right damn is this it is this it
All right
Of course
You got my interest
All right!
Hola!
Hola! Your dress looks super cute!
Thank you!
Are you excited?
Yeah.
Oh my God.
You see what time it is now?
What?
The clock just opens!
What's up brother? How are you doing?
I'm good. I missed you too man.
Alright, hey.
Come here.
I'm gonna be better.
Okay, I'll connect for good.
Oh my god
Colin can you help the live you people
Can you help the live you people calling to connect Zavala shit to my shit, please?
This looks like a hotel. I see you know what? I I'm not gonna lie. I
Really like the black dress, but it doesn't I feel like it doesn't give club that gives dinner, but I like the way
Yeah, but that looks
Yeah, how does that happen?
Yeah, because I'm wearing white, you're wearing pink, you're wearing yellow, and you don't have to be a red.
What are the odds?
I have a head red.
But it still looks super cute.
Yeah.
What did you say?
Come on, bro.
What is that?
She's not talking about bro, what did you hear?
I heard you.
What?
I'm not even gonna repeat that.
You got him?
What?
Oh, no, we are, uh, he's trying to call.
I'm so curious how this is going to look, it looks like we're walking into like a fucking
restaurant or a hotel.
It's upstairs?
No, it's cool bro, look at him just walking like that.
You don't have a string?
You don't know it?
You don't know it?
Tell him I'm a person who doesn't know it.
I don't know it.
A lot of people are waiting for response.
No, it's cool, baby.
He has it.
He has mine.
That's how I did it with him.
That is not answering, bro.
Can we cocaine?
Cone?
Cone?
Yeah, cocaine.
Cocaine the drug.
Oi, la policéa.
Oh my God.
Tell him, how to adjust my stream.
Okay, yeah, let's go inside. Let's see. Yeah, that's definitely going to change
No, yo, can we do that?
Oh my god, this is the one thing
I don't need to stress, all right?
Where's the mother?
Good, how are you?
I don't know.
All right, let's see.
Let's make it happen.
Oh, where's the mother?
What do we send this in?
All right, let's go straight up.
Can you just give me two seconds to make sure this shifts?
Oh, shit, okay, my bad.
Wait, hold on.
Not me, not me, not me, not me, not that.
Oh shit. The police on tight.
Oh, police on tight.
The police on tight.
Yeah, why is the face...
I know, I know, I know.
Alright, so when you go to the bathroom...
Yo, shout out to...
Moon. Moon. Moon!
Shout out to Moon! Moon!
Nightclub!
He's the man from over here.
Thank you so much for...
Yeah, I got you.
Yes, sir.
The greatest nightclub in Cancun, yeah?
Let them know.
Pull up, we're about to get a little bit better.
That's it.
That's it.
Hold it, if you are dumb as fuck.
You're missing out.
You're missing out.
Hell yeah.
Tell us all the owners.
Everyone that runs this place.
We love you so much and we're only going to come here when we come to Cancun.
Yes.
We're so grateful.
All right.
Let's go.
All right.
Let's go.
You're good?
You're good?
Let's figure it out.
Let's figure it out.
Let's go, let's go.
All right, I'll just do it.
All right, let's do it.
All right, let's go.
I like this song!
Come on, Danny.
Do, do, do.
Go take a look.
All righty.
Oh, fuck it's good.
No filming.
Oh shit.
Hola, muchas gracias.
Hola, bienvenido.
¡Hila! ¡What the fuck!
Hola.
What's the science there?
What's the science there, Chad?
What's the science there?
Hey, you guys should have all the girls stand out here!
you
you
you
you
you
I say, what does it say?
Get out of the way!
Get out of the way!
Get out of the way!
Oh, I have to!
jede
Get your hands off me!
Get your hands off me!
Come on! Come on!
Come on!
Get your hands off me!
Oh
I don't want to die, I don't want to die!
Woo!
Oh
I don't want to play this game!
Are we coming?
Are we coming?
Yeah, what's that?
Oh, this is all I can do.
It's a lot!
All I need is a lot!
All I need is a lot!
I love you, my friend!
I love you, my friend!
It's a lot!
I
We're going to play a song right now!
Watch out!
I need someone else to be up here!
I said you're done!
That's not fair!
It's like I'm in a movie.
Okay, move away!
Move away!
Get away from me!
Get away from me!
Get away from me!
Get away from me!
Come on!
Come on, James!
Come on!
Come on, James!
Oh my god!
Wait up!
What?
I said my name's Tyco.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Is there more dreams?
Huh?
I'm gonna need to take a second off camera.
What?
What?
Can I take a picture?
Oh, you're there.
Can I take a picture of you?
I can't.
Oh, my!
We have got the best sound.
We've got our own music.
We've got a fucking horror movie!
And we're gonna be better than anything.
I don't want to have fun.
And I start to think.
Hey!
Come here and stop it, Lord.
You want to be somewhere?
Come.
Come.
Come.
Come.
Come.
Come.
Come.
Come.
Come.
Come.
you
you
you
you
you
You
Oh
I feel it.
Ah!
Look at that!
What?
Ah!
Look at that!
Listen, if you stop it on me, I smell like shit!
I'll punch it up on you!
I'll bite you!
What's this?
What is this?
I'm holding it!
I
Yeah!
Yeah!
Come on, come on, come on!
How do I dance with her?
How do I dance with her?
Yes!
you
you
you
you
you
You
I
I'm trying it, fuck it.
I'm gonna try it, Jack.
I'm gonna try it.
I'm gonna try it.
Congratulations!
Am I gonna fail or am I gonna succeed?
Let me know.
Let me know, bro.
Am I gonna fail or am I gonna succeed?
We got a gang up!
We got a gang up!
We got a gang up!
How do I do it?
Chet, this is cranberry juice!
you
you
you
you
you
you
I
Let's get it over with, let's get it over with, I'm gonna keep up with the band!
I keep up with the band!
We'll keep it going!
Hey!
Let's speak music, yeah!
Oh!
I'm sorry, I'm live! I'm working on it, I'm sorry!
Come on, Jorgo!
Jorgo da Morda!
Jorgo da Morda!
Oh
Let's go.
No.
No.
Where is the rest?
Where is the rest?
There.
Come on.
I
Oh
Hey, boys!
Get a little bit closer and get back!
And I need to get down right now!
Right now?
Right now!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Hey!
you
you
you
you
you
I
We got 40,000 people watching.
Hi, me and Chad.
What?
We got 40,000 people watching.
We got 40,000 people watching.
What's going on?
What's going on?
Oh my God, what do I have to do?
What?
How do you-
Sir, sir, up there.
You got that?
I took that for that shit, man.
I'm not breaking the legs.
No, I can't jump.
I can't jump.
I'll go catch you.
No, I cannot approach her.
I can't catch her.
All I have to say is
get out of here!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Oh, I just gotta give you something back.
I didn't take it from you.
you
you
you
you
you
You
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
What's up?
What's up?
I'm coming.
I got it.
How's that?
I got it.
I don't know what to do with this song.
Hey, Giorg, you want a chocolate drink?
What?
You want a chocolate drink?
I don't drink, brother.
You don't drink?
I'll go hit a cigarette.
I don't go to cigarettes.
Come on!
Can she, can she be here on the other hand?
I don't know if it's over, but
I'm not the mother of a wonderful girl
You said no, I'm fine, I'm not even lost
But if we only run, I'll just run
And I'll just run
And I'll just run
And I'll just run
And I'll just run
And I'll just run
And I'll just run
And I'll just run
you
you
you
you
you
You
That's not the right thing to do.
Hey!
That's the one.
No pain, boy.
Don't go out there long.
You'll get a bite for four.
No pain.
No pain.
No smoke.
I'm already sober.
I'm still a little crazy.
I'm still a little crazy.
I'm still a little crazy.
I'm still a little crazy.
Hey!
Some of the officers are here.
Hey!
No!
There are some of them who are here.
No!
Let me go!
Let me go!
I
you
you
you
you
you
You
Yeah, yeah.
All right.
Give me a second.
Oh, wait.
Oh, that's my shit.
Is there any way you could talk in the play?
Love.
Love, love, love.
Thank you.
Thank you so much, man.
Come dance with me, daddy!
Come dance with me!
Come dance with me!
Come dance, brother!
I like the addon out of that.
You do though, come down.
You do though.
Teach me.
I like this.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
You
3, 6, 3, 2, 1, go!
3, 6, 3, 2, 1, go!
I think we should get back to the ship.
Help them!
Come on!
Come on, come on!
Help me!
You should get back to the ship.
Yeah, I don't know, but everybody else is nice, though.
Yeah.
I have a DJ so close.
Yeah!
Love it!
That's an amazing group dance move.
I love it.
Hey!
Get him, get him!
I want that!
Let's ask my kid!
Let's go!
And the bananas of all the people.
Hey guys, hurry!
Up!
Come on, come on!
Where's your best friend?
I got her at some random mall in Arizona, sorry to interrupt.
I love her.
I love her buddy.
I think it's from like tea or something, I forgot.
I'm super excited about you.
I like the bag.
I love things.
Where is it?
Meshki.
Meshki?
Like an European European brand.
Are you sure, friend?
Yup.
How many spring in Europe?
I don't know.
Come on, now.
Let's go.
Oh
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Hey!
I'm gonna kill you!
Stop!
No!
I
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
I
Get up!
We're getting a huge crowd here.
You're the one that's been around here!
Get out of here!
That's all right.
All right, check!
Let's go home!