NICKMERCS
ARC RAIDERS #1 PVP VILLAIN DESTROYS THE UPDATE! + BIG GIVEAWAYS! RUST WITH PEANUT & GANG LATER! ๐ฅ @Nickmercs !prime
04-03-2026 ยท 10h 47m
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Yeah, cuz we met soon, BlackSkull
90px, working all night
No breaks, four recesses
We ain't broke, yeah I know my cross
I like the T-Rex, bitch I'm 23 years old
And I ain't riding in the Prius
My cousin finished school, can't believe he graduated
Threw him $20,000, told his ass congratulations
That's me?
I wasn't made for that shit
But I could proudly hire him and who I paid for it
Shit, shit, shit, shit
Give me my tits!
No, no, no, no, no, fuck this
Hurt shot, shot, rabbit on her cheek, she's bleeding out of this, my email, few men tell you ain't cc, she ain't all BS, bitch who knows BS
Boy, how about my city, in your story, make a p.s., I don't like me back, I'm gone, baby, yo niggas will sack in middle of the mornin', we trackin', ain't checkin' life's game, I'm just cool, play checkin'
So, off we go, here we go, on the main stage, with the two most dominant brisketes, and here's the worst thing
I
Oh my god
So stream this class they were gonna run it's called production it does one thing
I
Oh
What were you doing?
What?
What?
How did you get into that, Chippy?
Who makes this fucking game?
Find the ham?
I'm fucking going in this shit boys!
what's up bitch I was up turtle oh you're gonna smell that
what's up
shut the fuck up
shut up
oh shit
please
oh shit
in the same town without overkill.
RICE!
You little fuck!
I EAT YOU!
AHHHHH!
I EAT YOU!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Everybody at this shit beat the fuck out of me, Steven!
I
Right here coming man, but you don't start screaming man
Yeah, you can have me but don't scream no more
You didn't even know I was doing five days ago, but you don't be fake bro
Oh
Cheffo
El Guapo El Gordito
El Longo El White the old all the same when it was time to aim and look like this
That's when like no one knew what it's about to be man.
I need a bear one
That's it dude, we won.
What's up bro?
You know you're gonna play it out.
God.
I don't even want to play it out bro.
I'm about to 3-6.
What's up?
What's up, PK?
We fucked around and won it, huh?
Oh man.
We fucked around and won it.
Oh man.
We fucked around and won it.
Oh man.
We fucked around and won it.
inside the box, gets the number check.
He's not gonna cease.
This could be number five and gets it.
Hellbent goes down the trap as well.
Ladies and gentlemen, they're coming to life.
Absolutely dominating this game.
58 players left.
Six Elims, they're one away from three points
based on Elims away.
And I gotta say, Jack, I think just making rain bonuses
in the back for them.
Yeah.
Four seconds left.
These two boys are about to be...
They're not done yet.
They're pushing up top.
If Aiden's got more players above them,
the count between these two
You're watching earlier, there's a huge all battle right now with Torgossi and Sane.
Versus Nick Merks and Aiden and Aiden Trellin getting some damage done.
If they get these two there in big bonus territory, Aiden matching this look at what he's doing.
Absolutely stunning, he's got the high ground for the moment.
The shot comes in! Are you kidding me?
Nick fighting that.
There's the other Nick on his feet folks!
It's big bonus!
We're comparing the zombies to the other zombies!
I'm covering the conclusion that this update is f***ing horrible!
Get out of here!
No!
Get out of here!
No!
Get out!
Oh, my God! This is the greatest clip.
Come on.
Oh! What the fuck's going on?
Come on.
How about that? How about that?
Hold on, hold on, hold on. Just shoot him.
Come anywhere.
Hey!
I don't want to have a game.
I have a dick.
I need that.
Okay, we'll...
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
There's no fucking...
Look out right now, get fucked up!
I'm gonna get some hours, dude.
I see him.
There.
There.
This one is
Guys we always win our first day
I
Fucking masturbate the anime shut the fuck up bitch
I was tight.
God damn, huh?
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Wait, is this?
Is this?
Is that GGs, or what, Sam?
Dang.
I don't know.
Dad, get the fuck out of here, baby.
Is that GGs?
That's GGs, kid.
That's GGs, Bobby.
Yes.
Do we say that shit's so well?
Dad, dad, dad, dad, dad.
Up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up.
Down, down, down.
Let's go, baby.
Let's go all the way to the end of the world!
There's the way I think they got it!
Tell me where we're going!
Tell me where we're going!
Tell me where we're going!
They got the dog! They got the dog!
Nick!
Blag!
Biffle!
Oh
What I say everything I'm learning the last season I think the players are part
Oh
I'm looking at.
Oh, Granbo, give me the patrol.
Give me the patrol.
Stop!
Stop!
This!
I'm getting kills!
Free!
I'm swinging, I'm swinging, I'm swinging!
Rave 1, Rave 1!
Nice!
Got one!
Watch out, watch out, watch out, flash!
Get the fuck off me, baby!
Let's go!
Who are you?
What's up, video?
I
I
Mother fucker
That brain is dying this motherfucker with the best computer in his entire life.
Is it true?
$1000 told us that congratulations
I wasn't made for that shit, but I could probably hire him and who I paid for shit
Yeah!
Get off me!
I'm on the out-get now
Fuck this!
Bad bitch, her cha-cha, grabbing on her t-shirt
Please leave a dollar dance on my e-mail
You mad as hell, you ain't cc
Shane RBS, bitch you know his bs
Boy, I'm in my city, in the starting, nigga P.S.
Oh, I ain't made back
Oh my god!
Oh my God!
I'm so happy that you're still on the main stage
with the two most dominant races in years of war history.
I'm making me a wuss.
It's like in...
Bop, bop, bop!
Look off, these boys!
Oh my god!
So, stream!
Uh, it's class that we're gonna run.
Uh, it's called production.
It does one thing, produces.
Okay!
What the fuck are you doing?
I won't die if you say me a little bit.
That's a fucking clip!
Don't waste them up.
We see.
I don't want to say him a shot.
I don't want to say his knife.
I
I'll get the fuck out of here!
Get away from me!
Fuck!
And what are you doing?
What?
That's the worst idea you've ever told me to do!
What?
What?
How is this?
Well...
Well...
you
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And now all right, so big shout out them all right remember me. I'm gonna buy this I'm doing this
bang
Remember to download my bookie if you do use my QR code if you don't do that you click link fine
Code M fam motherfuckers, okay? Code M fam and as always if you don't if you don't want it
it's clearly fine. What do you do? What do you don't? Whatever. Today we're gonna be
given three grand away in the stream. We're gonna split it right down the
center just like we always do. 1500 Twitch, 1500 YouTube, okay? 15 people on
Each team are gonna win $100. Okay. Uh,
Me dig it if I get the man T. West even 10 cow. Thank you for the
Three months brother. Do I need a ranch mog hutch?
You might need to reel the big cow in if you know what I'm saying cuz he he's pissing me off
Go he's talking about not showing up tonight. It's Friday night man. How tired of you you look dead as fuck last night
Well squalor I was playing video games for 16 hours if I're 20,000 people. What would you look like?
I'm gonna look a little fresher in the beginning as the day goes on. I'm gonna fucking deteriorate talk to the dull
Put it in for the tier one man. Uh, Deli the resubmarine reekin. They give the same streets been amazing pookie. I've been really
I say don't call me pookie. I'll be be bro guys. You guys are gonna get as fucking killed up here, man
Please no pookie. I'll be be man. Don't call me pookie, but disrespect me
Respect your elders respect your fucking elders, man
I was having fun until the very end and I just I got fucked up man. I like dude those guys are so good man
They counter strike. I'm so ass that I was like what the fuck um
Gaddie five pretty leave my t-west new name mid-kiff new name ten and a five from t-west and mid-kiff boys
Thank you, bro. Appreciate you all man. Thank you. Uh
Uh
Huch is calling y'all in his stream title. I saw that man
I'm not afraid of dinosaurs and by the way his dino things that he eats have lead poison in them bitch. I
Don't know why I'm like talk shit about them. He loves dino nuggets. There's fucking lead in them
So he can't eat them anymore. Okay, you not allowed to have dino nuggies no more. Okay, so that's that's minus 10 points from dinosaur people
Okay, minus 10
So sick of dinosaurs man, I'm so sick of it. Okay, oh
So let's kick off the stream right now if you hear you still pooping if you the big dogs still pooping we can't do it
Is here
You hear I feel like he's here you put the upper on
Here you're nice. Okay, we're gonna do it. We're start right now. Okay if you
Need $100 now there's a caveat this $100. This is a promotional stream
Okay, so we're promoting my book you it's a partnership. Okay, so we can't just hand you 100 cash
I mean we can but you got to make a my bookie account
So you don't have one make one if you don't want to make one that's fine. You can't win. Okay, listen, so
make it out
We're gonna do it right now. We're doing five
$100 on Twitch five hundred dollars on YouTube. We're doing right now. We're gonna pick ten people five and five
Okay, Steven you pick five a YouTube jet if like you you pick five a twist chat if we're gonna do
Yell in the chat caps like I need it. Okay, if you want it, okay?
And what they're gonna do is even I want you to pick a couple people. You've never seen your life before like literally
I got Johnny robot 83 257 and then I want you to pick a couple people that you have seen the chat a couple times
It's like same thing man. You've never seen before there's a couple people that we know
We've seen a chat before okay, and then ten you're gonna win right now. We'll do that again
Halfway through the other day, and then we'll do it at night late night on that rust grind
Basketball tomorrow, okay, so we'll make a parlay at some point today
Um, I already know who I think is gonna win the whole thing. Come on there
Come on
You already know
You get that off my screen, bro, you doing
Get that off my screen. Get get your ass off my screen. Too fat day for the reset man.
Motown leave the prime man. Five and five. We'll do it two more times throughout the
day. And again, shout out my bookie man. You know, look, it's a promotional thing. It's
always great to be able to get back to the community man. We do a lot of giveaways here.
We literally give away $3,000 a week with this partnership alone. We've given away a
PC every month going back to like October. Big, big shout out power GPU. We've done
first form giveaways we have another partnership that's uh that's to be
announced extremely soon I'm waiting on that and then we got something cooking
so we got a lot of things in the mix man we got a lot of things cooking it's good
stuff and I'd be lying if I if I didn't say it's all thanks to you guys man so
thank you I appreciate you we'll keep doing our thing man and we'll keep
having fun with it very good very good one punch okay uh
Fight twist chat this is when flake grab a neuter 9 9 4
Orgster Fordster a salty cabbage MFAM TK 1017 and scalae
420 Steven on YouTube chat pick agent ghost gaming one e underscore Vig
Brock Johnson 5 4 9 0
Mitchell's heaven eyes six nine and grizzly world tTV as tTV on fucking YouTube go Jesus Christ
Steven don't don't know can't pick TTPs anymore, okay?
No more TTPs can win I'm just kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. We'll pick something every night
SBJ. Thank you for the five. I'm hyped for tomorrow. Go blue. Go blue
Robbie with that. I always respect loving Nicky the best and fan for life. Appreciate you man
Have a good day today, bro. Have a good day today extremely even the file. I need it my man
All right, if they're gonna spam you at Twitch
Steve's a bit as many I look the one thing with these giveaways
Yeah, the one thing I gotta reiterate is that on YouTube we can't hit you up on Twitch. We can we can whisper you all right?
Twitch has whispers we have the ability to hit you up with YouTube. We can't hit you with nothing
We can do on YouTube. So
You got to reach out to us. We usually tell you how to do that man
We use our MFAM Twitter account MFAM see and then we use our community discord
Okay, so if you're not tapped into those get tapped in so that if in the event you ever do win make sure you fucking followed
You're into this court. You can communicate you can you can you can you can you know, uh?
And there you go
Easy peasy lemon squeezy. Let's get to the games man. We're playing our graders today. We're going to about like six ish
Maybe a little later, and then we're going to rust with everybody. I have
literally
No idea what I'm doing with Russ tonight, Jeff.
I have a single fucking clue what I'm doing with that game, man.
I have mail. I begin to eat on so much in this goddamn game.
And this isn't even that. This is a free seasonal gift.
Pink rabbit's foot.
I want to die.
Rose toy?
Okay.
All right
Hey dude
I
Got a kinky ass shit is going on on this fucking game
What kind of kinky shit is going down
My son is out there it sounds like a bird like a fucking parakeet right now, bro
Hotch's on our graders
Fuck.
Fuck.
I love you.
Wait, yeah, he's a hot dog on our graders?
It says he's online.
He said, join him, he's not.
Man, look at all that food, bro.
Holy shit.
Good news is, again, Sarah is just not a dyno where we're really ever worried about food.
I am so convinced.
Fasting for the Fiverr.
Who's the guy I got a fondle to get into this damn server every day after work?
I've been trying, no success.
You got to make sure you're in the Discord, brother, and then you just got to watch the
channel whitelist.
I am so convinced.
It's like a specific channel where it goes green and red whenever people are allowed to
join.
It's the easiest way to do it.
Dude, I'm telling you when I load up
Hello, this guy's never doing anything. It's all it is. Hello. Good. No fighting. No combat
Nothing, man, bro. Just walk
Bro, just shut up. You don't even know what you what we doing right now
We trying to get this thing to spoil so we eat it and get our diet not our diet our bacteria
The three G's Gerald Griffin and ginormous all right. Oh, okay. All right. I'm convinced man
I'm fucking convinced
Every single time I make this much for the tier one camping. They try to try to understand
What everybody's talking about you think Nick is gonna like Russ
Here we go, it's gonna be overwhelming to Nick, so I'm not too sure ginger
Thank you for the second fiber. I missed it and I love you, bro
Thank you to thank you for the sub yourself right or die David 21 months and top David a prime I
Agree I agree. I don't know what I'm doing that
Nick is watching your stream right now
Hey, baby, I miss you
Hey, Nick you look good today
Fuck
I know he's probably sitting there. Look at this fucking fat ass. This guy's 400 pounds. Just sitting there looking at food. Look at him
Look at his stupid fucking face
Shit
You just got 10 gifted subs gonna use that on a double cheeseburger that fat fuck
I
Like no big deal
Challenge to me. I mean he met me. I met him. I mean to be honest 13. Oh football
We were lined up
Knuckle to the dirt. I run his bitch ass over
I grab his titties and beat the fuck up himself with it
13 and oh
I know.
13 it off.
Don't forehead cannon.
Something like that.
Pretty close.
That's pretty good.
13 it off.
Alright well good luck on your back, carry on.
I had to get the camera angle.
I had to get the camera angle.
Is this food rotten already?
Look it, look it.
I can't stand this shit.
you
you
you
you
you
You're right for the day, you know what I'm saying?
I just created a jacks here.
See?
You see what I'm saying?
Oh, I got to get right, bro.
I got to get right.
I'm good on green.
I need I need blues.
I need bad.
Oh, I need processors.
But I know I got three teenage level three.
What's up?
Fucking three, bro.
I'm lightweight, man.
I'm little motherfucking right.
I'm a little guy.
I'm a little, a little motherfucker. I'm a little guy, bro.
It's no supply.
Just right now, though.
Well, I'm gonna get big on him and get real big up.
He's doing Stella. No, no, we'll go with Spaceport.
Get going, Spaceport or Stella's crazy.
It's fake.
Can I get right?
Just give Dino time.
If you hate it, you hate it.
I'm telling you there's a horde of like just weed abusers that love the dino game.
And I'm not, look I'm an athlete, like I'm a believer in the green bean bro, I think
a little, like a little, like a little, no a little THC is good for you.
But, but, but these motherfuckers are getting baked out.
A herb, a herbologist.
I am a connoisseur of the fine arts. I have a degree in herbology
Yes
It gets me on a gummy in a hairy potty Harry Potter Marathon Harry potty's great
We're in a coffee at
Get me out of here, Santa Harry potty!
The fuck?
Fuck!
Beach!
Really, really rich!
Do you know the muffin man?
Are you protecting me right now, that shit?
I am.
I got a bodyguard, but I love you.
God, you're so hot.
I
Am actually I
Am this guy peanut was trying to give me to recruit a couple days ago. I told him bro
I'm not doing any of that shit. You're doing all the years. All right, bet
I don't even know what rush this man
Say go recruit. That's cap because you were telling me that you had 10 hours on the game
how
They made
The streets are talking really yeah, how can I have ten hours in the game? I've never played it. I don't know
So yeah, 10.5 hours. Oh
way
Do I actually?
What do you mean do I just now remember I never played it I'm more across
So I'm not a player in the PC or something. Well, no inflict he logged into my PC last night
and like he installed it.
Is that what that means, baby?
Yeah, he probably just installed it and kept it open.
No, you can just hit the main menu button.
Dude.
Dude.
Nick too old to remember if he played it.
Look what you guys are saying.
Come on, man.
I'm not mad.
Now, you knew what you were doing with this dumbass shit.
You're gonna be happy now
Yeah, I have no idea how that's just working tonight. Are we like on teams or are we just like I don't know
I don't know like shit. Here's the thing clock. He hates me. Oh
He hates Tim and we don't know why so it's supposed to be me Tim and Danny, but we haven't heard any trouble
But I I told everybody that I want to play with my boy
I'll play with you I'll play a drag but then like peanuts like okay me drag Nick and
And you, incident, now I'm like, I'm down,
but I told Tim and Denny that I'd play,
so I have no idea what's happening.
Bro, we'd throw.
I don't even know what the game is, is it trios?
Do we, do we, what is it?
No, it's like, dude, it's not like a,
you can make your clan as big as you want, I think.
Okay, first of all, don't say clan, because you're gill.
You're a group.
Yeah, it's a better word, because you already know
you say clan, they're gonna be like, okay, here we go.
Come on, I know it, I knew it the whole way.
that has slur saturdays bro i knew it the whole way here he goes okay you know
they're gonna say hey bro i do what i do what i do with you literally making
as big a restaurant you want and like oh we need we need an area we need at least
one like just degenerate bro like i'm not even joking that's you like someone
then he's don't know what I'm doing how you gonna tell me you don't know what
you're doing it's less against the arc yeah leave it bro
Oh, I don't see him.
Please, please, please, please, please.
Okay.
That'll happen.
Jesus, huh?
Niko's POV when I'm looting me.
He's at the door like this.
Nicks POV when Niko's crawling?
I'm off the hatch.
That's like that.
But it's early. It's early. It's early. It's no judgment. It's just nice. That's a good run. I got the processors
Nice. Yeah, don't say clan Merck's I'll ban everybody right now. I'll ban everybody right now
Everybody can go. I only need about ten viewers. I don't need this shit
Don't that shit stop it stop it you're egging it on
You started this shit anyways, I hate you, bro
Yeah, but you said something on it. They could have just let it pass
Yeah, you gotta gotta meet him in a get I'm an a cap guy man. I'm not a little bitch
Okay
How many processes that get right there?
You know I need to I need some pink augments. I have eight pink augments left. Yeah, I have two roasts.
I've got so many guns, bro. I have a Bobcat from yesterday. So whenever you want a Bobcat, I'll give you a Bobcat.
I appreciate that. I appreciate that. Really. Okay, I need... I actually... okay.
I get a lot of processors right there, so I don't really know. I just got a lot right there, I think.
I think did you nice let me let me rip some teenage real quick
wait what did I not just see daddy am I high I got six processors I just said 16
didn't it that wasn't a lot all right one more one more one more why did we get
a lot of processors bro.
Ah we yes, yes!
It's he!
I mean it to me!
Okay remember when we read the mfm
about the heroes born out here we're
oh hey Nick!
Nick! It's all about community right!
So we're gonna swag start
as a community
Immunity and then he went right and I went left and then he came back left and I bumped into him
That was right after I hit Jordan Fisher's pen
Like this
Which way we supposed to slag sir
Which way am I going?
I
Was yes go
Do you know you were in there last like you don't know I watch like a couple matches. I didn't watch like the second third
Watch you guys like 17. Oh them
13 else we did
They're like, what's the deal right now?
It was good, man. It was good.
Ah, yo, dude, Rogue had...
That motherfucker, Rogue, is weird, man.
He's so good.
Yeah, he's been playing that shit with drag, like, almost every night.
They were sweaty, no, bro.
Like, chat, Rogue dropped 40 every game, tells him he's a rocker.
I couldn't believe it, man.
I was like, what...
What's this, fuck it's...
or some shit like we're
Well, he was pissing hot job in the Tom Bray performance breath. It was unbelievable man truly truly
I don't know he was like that. I'm like a one-pros is just a freak out. Is that 505?
I think he's mad little, mad little.
Sammy, have you ever cared for these motherfuckers who never go outside running like they swear?
Like it's like a half a chat, you know?
Oh, next time, man.
And I meet the person there like, oh my God, I was just trolling.
No!
He wants to attack a Titan.
No!
God, be careful with him, man.
You just got here.
No, I knew it was bullshit, you know, you know crystal, right, in the chat, girl?
Alright, I knew it was fucked up when she was calling me short.
Nah, that's not like, you know what?
Nah, man.
Ain't no fucking way.
Jesse's 5-1. It heals. Like, telling me I'm short.
I don't know exactly what the fuck's going on in here, man.
Okay, can we go, can we go to, like, where's more processing?
Assembly? What assembly?
What? Assembly?
No, no, there's like little rooms along. Come here. Come here. I'll take you, bro.
Do that. Do that.
Hop up here.
There you go.
It's in there, but we got to kill this fucking thing.
Ow.
Have you got guaranteed processors in here?
I don't know.
I can take you where they're guaranteed.
There's another room.
Really?
Well, let's get them.
Well, let's hope we don't cover them.
Stop right now!
Oh, you are fired!
Get over here.
Yo, you know, what do you do?
The fucking door handle?
What do you do?
Now, the now is great.
I'm not happy, Bob.
Not happy.
Ask me why, Bob.
Be specific.
What why are you okay, okay, I see what we're doing. I know we're being nowhere. We need that guy it's a ball
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
I didn't see him.
I swear to god.
I didn't see him.
I swear to god.
Oh, oh, oh!
Oh, oh, oh!
Oh, shit.
Let's see how we aggregate that shit.
Fuck.
I'm gonna kill it.
No, I don't know if it's here.
Is it here?
Oh, fuck.
Bitch.
Here.
Fine.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Bob, I love you!
I didn't see it, man. Let's work out.
Nick need them tall girls. Nick loves his uppies.
Yeah, you think like reading this type of shit on a daily basis is good or bad for us?
Like, you think it makes us stupid?
Oh, I mean, you've been doing it for so long it's childhood.
Yeah, it might really be over for me.
Like, this is almost like cruel and untouchable punishment.
That's what it falls under, you know?
It's like, it's not normal.
I gotta go through it.
Look what you have in your chat right now, pal.
You can say Marco, but he's in your chat, too. I want to hear it and you have clam in donkey wiggle, bro
Nobody has no idea. I think donkey wiggle years ago. He's in your chat. I hate that motherfucker, bro
Donkey wiggle a fucking a fucking loser, bro
You see him next you tell him I said that
I got
Five ten fifty sitting I got sitting
What kind of name is that exactly like you gotta know a motherfucker named donkey wherever the hell it would come on
I knew he was crazy your first time I saw on my chat
We are I got so many let's go
Oh
You mean I made it
Cash. Cash.
Nice. Is that your profile picture?
Uh, you can see it. Yeah, cause I got that camera straight. They all, they got security.
That just picks up my AI shit, you know.
Yo, you like it?
Yeah, I thought of it. Well, well.
Alright, hold on to me. Let me, uh...
Let me get right real quick right
So
Okay
Well the Bobcat gets burned so quick man crazy
That boot comp like tears there especially when you're only using that like if you don't bring anything else
Holy shit, I like to shoot fucking forklifts in a shredder
Sick man sick. All right, now I'm ready to party
I
Can't you wash out I begin have you not seen Spartacus yet, bro?
Dude, dude, you know what you're missing in Spartacus season one season two. I swear to God, you know what you're missing
I swear to God, you know what you're missing
See it Spartacus was about you don't know what you're missing
You're right Rick there are a lot of titties
There's a lot of titties. Okay. I ain't got him. I came alive on it
See I was like, look man. Everybody loves some titties. I don't think that you know
It's a big deal
It's a kid
But just no going into the show Nico
There's a lot of titties
Gotcha, I'm there's tits everywhere
every episode can be sour hanging out ten times and that just take it in like
like dude big ass titties man I'm not telling like like there are taking
calcium cannons dude fucking TIG old bitties bro motherfucking motherfucking
juice canons I on speeders bro you know me you hear me this is part of case
uh
Check your phone
I said the same to him, I go to my, I go to my body, we open this fucking stupid stream.
And he was just walking through a bush and then he stopped and he's like, I gotta throw
up on this meat so the bacteria cleans it.
He just sat there for 10 minutes.
And I'm, I'm, I told, I think that what, I think, look, no knock if you're a weed enjoyer,
but I think you gotta get high to play that game.
It's okay.
It's okay.
Me and my wife we do five
MG TAC gummy
She is he be deep land and we play we play the Nintendo DS together wait where we play no the switch
which yeah, I
Understand it's fucking guy. I mean any given time bro. What I have never seen him kill anything or fight anything. Oh
Shit well never mind
Dale! Dale, are you alive? Dale, take sure your debuff applies. Wait, what? Oh, shit.
He's about to die.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Wait, why did it get applied?
I guess over there where that raptor was was sanctuary?
Where are those?
Those bad guys?
There's something rotten over there, so we'll grab that, and then we got to go get wall
I
Don't get how he can be brother. Can we just talk about something? No long we've been looking for rotted food
I mean, oh my shit. Holy fucking shit. So long honestly. No
No, no, I got an idea. No, Timmy. He's got equity. He's got equity. Yeah
He's got it. He's got a stake in the company Tim was right. He's got a fucking equity
The only thing that makes sense. He's got equity in the fucking company
he does does he have a hashtag at his title because I'm gonna sue him if he doesn't
We're going litigation okay, I don't even know what that fucking means we're going there
This is unreal dude
It's not every time I look I've never seen him do anything other than just walk. Oh
Oh God man.
God.
Alright well.
Nico I just don't understand how he goes from doing what we're doing every day, we're
constant fighting, PDB, fucking swinging, dick swinging, you know what I mean?
She's just running around, yeah I dropped a beat.
I dropped one of his B-rookleaks.
Yeah, we're gonna go drink water.
Nick misses Hutch.
I do bro, I love when he's in the mix.
him Nico Timmy drag Danny like when those guys are in the mix bro I love I have so much fun
I really do and this guy left me for a fucking dinosaur man
Oh
No, no, no all bullshit side chat I don't care that much I know I do miss him
But dude, he's actually his viewership on a games crazy
So look, I totally get it man like yeah when you get that kind of you should play in a game
Man, I mean he did ask he did ask gets close to 10k on both YouTube and Twitch
That's incredible man. You know if he's having fun and that's the viewers should be getting and hell. Yeah, you know
Hell fucking yeah
It's not higher than it was for arc though, I think it is now for him I
Think it is not it's an equal anything he gets more viewers playing the dino game. I'm pretty sure he does
Yeah, I think now I think always yeah, like a K. Yeah, he's definitely gets a lot more
You know, he's having a really big year
Because you know prior to prior to our he was a much smaller streamer not like small by the means but because he's like 800 pounds, but uh
Like he's blowing up
big big big big year for hunches career
You see my dumb ass been here since the 1800s
People keep talking to me like I haven't been like but bro
We were on Justin TV motherfucker. He just died. Did something happen? No chance. Oh my gosh
Shut the fuck up a frosty don't tell me to shut the fuck up, bro. Okay, you shut the fuck up
I'm gonna hit him like that scene in Bane. Remember when Bane puts his hand on the other
guy's shoulder and he's like, I don't even feel it, Josh.
Was that the plaincy or is that
Like he like walks up to him like a thug he goes
You kind of hit
You know who's got the voice shit down with science man
That shit takes me out every time
I'll be watching like the neighborhood game you guys were playing. He's just ripping them son. I was fucking crying
And he starts talking like Joe Biden, bro, and I didn't even know he could do that dude
Like I had fucking tears rolling out from the back of my eyeballs man, I couldn't control it
Oh battlefield, bro happen that
Yeah, I don't know.
It was fun, right?
It was fun.
It's just...
I'm not fully believing in that, like...
Oh, I just don't think, like...
You're not reinventing the wheel that much, bro.
Like, it just...
I don't think it's gonna be successful.
You're going to this war zone, Fortnight.
But yeah, like, it's like too much like war zone.
And, like, Fortnight's got its own thing,
and maybe I just got its own thing.
And I guess PUBG's up there, too.
Like...
I just feel like it doesn't invent it too much.
but that's battlefield though bro people take like such pride and just yeah
tanks and fucking choppers and that's what the game is doing that red six stuff
like it's just I don't know are you like they did that I did but like it's just
I don't like it just I don't feel like crazy yeah why would I million dollar
trimming you're gonna play in it's never happened well that's not yeah that's
on the game that's just the devs fault
i don't know
you later didn't they like layoff all
bunch of people i don't know i don't know
that's just that that's their own fault
i think time you know like chat always
said people always say timing is very
important i think the timing of the game
we have when redwood arc raiders drop
definitely definitely hurt it a little bit
yeah no for sure because you mean new
I
Never seen you like so dude
I knew it I
Had so much fun the playtas we played one map and we're like yo
Hanging all the rest of them. Well, apparently there was like another playtest dude. He didn't even I didn't play that shit
Wait
Here's shit
Yeah, roof or buff for sure careful like a bug in
Looting bill
We'll go to the front it'll be easier. We'll be able to I think they're on the first floor
Nice.
Where'd the other guy?
Right above me, I think.
Or like right here.
Reach your full.
Maybe sit, maybe sit, I don't know.
He was like above us, in the corner.
I think that guy, you had to loot the corner up there.
Oh, that was track, actually.
Yeah.
I don't know he was here a second ago.
I didn't even hear him.
I don't know where he went.
Fortunately, I have a Tempest. I'll have to take a task though.
Oh, shit, yeah.
Yeah, make sure you're here.
I'll push closer to this roof, so I can too.
three deaths
now the bark
you got that right? yeah you got that sport
he goes oh no I'm dead not my pharaoh come get it
I haven't pooped in a like a day
so I got a big one brewing okay
So at some point, I'm gonna have to like, elope and like, just scream.
Damn, damn, it's gonna be like a cannonball poop.
Man, I'd like leave in match type shit.
Oh, hi, honey. Are you in here right now?
No way you came in. I'm talking about pooping.
What'd you give me?
I got a gift.
Oh, nice. It looks kind of nice.
Yeah, because he was killing that one. What's that?
Where's it?
Oh
I don't know, it's okay, it's okay
We'll do that, we'll do that, we'll do that
Why is it, why is it coming like a thing now?
Jean Paul
Le boo boo
Le boo boo
Le boo boo
Oh shit
Do you loot all, you loot all these guys?
They have good stuff?
Yeah, the amber ones and stuff.
Oh, shit. The other guy, huh?
Oh.
Shit.
Oh, whatever.
Is it the guy you killed inside?
I don't know how I just did that.
What the fuck, yeah.
Come on, Nico.
Let's go to our building.
Let's go.
I
Mean it for a quest
They do be finding the group coward I can't lie
Just don't like going there very much
Sit line going up to the this time
Burst, burst, burst!
Up, up, up.
Oh wait you're looking for that now?
I always look for that. I'm different.
They're in there, they're in there.
They opened the door here.
I don't understand this.
They're running across me.
I don't know your mother's a wonderful woman to and she loves you
I
Am she all she almost let me have it
Wait, where's that?
So they do they do inside the warehouse. I think it's on the nation two teammates man. Yes
showstopper yes that's the juice she had all the things I need
I'm just making my way to containment I don't know where anybody is okay okay
Here's some
So you what you don't use the birds to like no where people are at you're just shit
I don't know. I didn't like close part of the game
There's some good attention to that one shit. Oh, it makes a hush does
the birds
the same
the hutch definitely does that shit
that's probably why he's so much better
in tiny bodies than us and shit
that's probably why he likes the dino game
he gets off on shit like that
I'm gonna say it
I gotta fight him
I
Think they put us in the PvE
Yeah, for sure cup of ronnie
Because didn't we do two runs in a row we didn't shoot anybody. No, that's what it is. It's it's to you do
You do two runs in a row. You don't shoot anybody
That I think I did I I'm sorry
To be fair, I'm here for blood and war. That's what I longed on today to do blood war
Well your mother's a great woman, okay, hold on I hear
Somebody just call something. I think that's your teammate Linette tell your teammate don't go anywhere. We're gonna come talk to him
Tell my I'm gonna
No, let me tell him I'll give him your I'll give him your that's him. Okay. Tell him I'll give him
Your arch up I'll put you a lot though
I'll put you a log out
I'm gonna get I'll give it to him. I promise. I won't kill him. I won't kill him. I won't kill that promise. I promise
No way. He's down crawling. Oh
I can actually I got these lips. Where is he?
I
Were you down me okay?
Tintin
I got deal with something real quick the net that I'll be over there
They leave already, bro
Fuck they left.
What?
The friend?
The friend?
No, the friend's over by where we killed her.
Flashlights on.
Oh.
Hey!
I'm here to save you!
Quick, quick snap, Ed.
I can't get him up.
Okay, here's this.
Are you okay?
Are you okay?
There's a...
Your friend's archipelago is on the ground right there.
Yeah, look right here. Over here. Look at your look at your left foot. Hey,
Linnea, are we serious? This is the fucking guy.
Yo, you there?
I got it, yeah. You sure? Flash, flash on, flash off. Pick up the fucking Archipelago!
right now
I'm a freak
Oh my god
some people are in their own way man you can't even help them if you wanted to
Oh, so sexy.
Is that some?
Come on right here.
Hold a little piggy, you can run!
Damn!
Damn!
Sorry guys, we're gonna PvE, but then we saw you and we're like, well...
Huh?
They said they're killing bots.
What?
There ain't no real Richard Martin.
Wait, wait.
Where are you from?
I'm from Texas.
You from Texas?
I'm from Texas. We're peanut gang.
Get out of here.
Hold on, man. If you're from Texas, man, you will be a friend of mine.
Oh, yeah?
I don't want to go to war with nobody from Texas.
Where are you from?
That's what I thought.
That's that's my cousin we both from Texas
I'm 26 is news like 50, okay, I gotta carry them
Holy shit!
Get on top! Get on top! Expeditionally!
This motherfucker's so broke, he can't even fastly run!
Calm down!
Damn, honk!
We're gonna get bullied by all these people, kids!
Every time we die!
Don't you worry, man. With us on the fucking map, you ain't getting bullied by nobody.
Unk, why you wearing that fucking skin, man? You got that little...
Hello, John.
Hair tie, look at that thing, man. What the fuck are you doing, Unk?
Yeah, he don't know no better than how long my hair is for real.
Well, we're going to have to get you a haircut, compadre.
My beard's just as long.
Fuck yeah, it is.
Yes, sir.
All right, boys.
Pleasure to do a business.
Yes, sir.
Sorry about shooting.
Sorry about shooting.
Yeah, yeah.
So we should pick this one.
Yes, sir.
I got you.
We got you.
All right, dog.
That's my pop on right there because that's how long my hair is my players this is long
you should fuck me
Yo he wanted to smoke in the beginning you heard me guys you guys you're going to be
in a game man we don't fuck with you that's how it's going to be
Oh, no, little buddy.
War's over, I don't even know.
No.
It's over.
Stand down.
You want it, Hans?
You're all I see.
You said, stand down.
To direct the order straight from the top.
Wow, man.
Respect.
That boy, Peanut, got motion.
You got motherfuckers carried by this shit nine months later.
You can't make it up, dude.
I'm trying to run away from this guy here that hit the disses.
Yeah!
I guess I can do it.
Shut up.
To the lady that we killed, I apologize.
Thank you for the $15,000.
If you're not careful, it'll happen.
I
Made you make it out. I made it out the net pleasure doing this really appreciate you. I'll be Lynette. I'll be Lynette the chat
Yo, her friends gotta get his shit figured the fuck out
He's doing the worst code or the black hole holy shit, man
The more school
It's great in a lot of us. All right, no more defense man. I use 90 fibs that fucking game
Five more already
He comes you never
Lynette they give it a few one by the way wash John leave it a gifted
Hi, low. Thank you for the 61 months Christian before nine that case. Thank you. DJ drop my business
That was that love that like a dinosaur that is a meth man hutch now. It is man. We lost them, bro
I don't got no more meth man. He done graduated to dino land
Shady even dead in 4,300 years before her life is bad bad chat like the guys
Like the fucking YouTube stream bro. Here's a flip
Look at that spread bro
Look at that shit. I could climb a tree with my bare feet, bro
invite hutch frosty ice he knows that he can join whenever he wants bro okay
he's part of the main squad whenever he needs bro okay he knows that he know
I'm not gonna go harass him all right he wants to play dino man I know he does
bro I know he does I'm not gonna heal this year yeah all right white green
green fed fed uh barricades we bring maybe some you know i'm gonna bring i'm
gonna bring fucking uh false minds
yeah
and a hash cash keeps walking by get your feet off the camera live while they
they like the video when i do it bro it's a little weird i can't lie okay
like if my grandma and my dad over over the house and they asked me why i do
I don't know what I'm gonna tell him. I think I'm just gonna go with the truth. I
Don't know
I don't know how it's gonna work out for me. Okay. What time is Russ games?
I think we're playing Russ tonight at like 8 p.m. Eastern. I think
But if I know peanut he'll be an hour late Tim won't show up
Clock will be sleeping
Watches on dino land. I don't know man
I don't know.
Shall we blow up?
Hutch is chat.
No, stand down.
Stand down.
Give it a little bit.
And I'll call.
Don't worry.
I'm going to tell you when.
Jess, thank you for the prime.
So appreciate you.
Slong, thank you for the four months.
Kind of thank you for the $1.
Hutch won't be there tonight.
He's not playing tonight?
What's he doing tonight?
All right guys, I don't even know what,
what do you do on Rust?
He has a friend coming over, a friend coming over?
Oh, okay.
He has friends.
And a weird,
what?
Who has friends?
I
His math dealers coming over that's what's really going on
I roll my ass. Yeah, you good buddy get that supply for the next little month
Conducting fake friend would be hella funny. I don't know what that means shake the resub
Get me to five three bro. Appreciate you man. Yes, sir
Go get that, go get that, let's fly.
Hey, go have you played Rush before?
Are you gonna be able to help me out a little bit?
You alright?
Yeah, for sure.
I could be able to help out a little bit.
I'm not like insane at it though.
As long as we go for you there.
And then Pablo was telling me he knows a bunch of things. He sent me a dim to say like all the shit
He knows I'm like, all right, but I might like try to get him a code so so he'd give me shit. He'd give me like loot
But they know how to do everything
Yeah, it's kind of like this
And then we're better and then we're fighting kill people
Yeah, so you really start with nothing you start with a rock and you get like trees and the trees get wood but to get stones
Don't they get metal?
And then you make your guns fucking yes. Yeah, but you have to start with like a bow and a spear and then
You kill other things to get you find guns a.k.a.
Is your controller support?
I think so.
I don't know how good it is on PC.
What do you mean on PC?
Is this is a console game, too?
Yeah, it's a console game.
They made it for console like just recently.
Holy shit.
Yeah, it's big, dude.
It's it's fun.
It's it's degenerate.
You know the game I was playing?
The war game.
Yeah.
Yeah, but it's like that.
But like just no dinos, just guns, like a building and shit.
Okay, it gets real like it's
that game takes over lives, bro.
If you didn't do that, it might be GGs.
It's bad, bro.
You sound like you're excited.
You say I am, bro.
It's the I love those type of games, man.
They're fun.
It's very unhealthy, but it's fun.
Very unhealthy.
Yeah, like what we're doing right now is healthy.
It's going to take I was better for it.
I
Shot the fuck I don't know I'm not this the favor right right on them
I'll shoot this for you
I
Got another team. Yeah, we should we should go in
I broke
But you should watch
I don't know where you gotta be looking up now.
I guess we can still hop down.
Yeah, there's a team in the doorway, you know what I mean?
Yeah, okay.
Oh, down below.
Yeah, down below the doorway, like I heard the door open.
Okay.
I'm gonna get a re-up on this guy.
Yep, yep, yep.
Are you gonna re-up?
I'm gonna watch every...
I got it, I got it.
You got it, I know.
I do, yep.
All right, I got one, it's real.
Pissing her
Blocking her
Yeah, got her, thank you
Let her, let her, let her, on me
Drop down
Come back up
Like, drop down again
No
Anna
Anna, front side of the tub
I was grabbing the light, Anna, bro
No, you're good, you're good
wait hold on we can
get another one bro
he's gonna fall down
ok
close to him
i got him on the back
i got him on the back of my head
got him
yeah spread out
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Right to one in the back, there's one closer,
there's one closer there.
Here, here, here, here, here.
One in the X crack there.
We can just swing right at this other team.
Okay.
Hold on, actually.
This is an interesting spot to hold, huh?
something new it's a little bit of an issue
right here
I think it's just jumping around I didn't get the first I didn't get the
first I'll go by the way I know I just got shot like that
I
Seem that maybe need him. I'm gonna I'm gonna look this guy real quick. Just give me a second. Do you saw okay?
Yeah, I'm looking I'm looking
Just give it a big goop here this guy was a free kid unfortunately
You know what I can do I can put I can put oh
Oh shit you're an asshole.
Just a little bit something.
This is risky to lose these guys.
I just want to see real quick.
Two show stoppers though.
Huge.
Nice, nice, nice.
My demo.
Nice.
That actually worked.
Dying.
Your team?
Sniper?
Fucker.
Might be that team from below.
I see a wolf skin.
There.
It's gonna run a little bit.
It's on them, right?
Hmm.
Looks like it.
There's a shield below.
Okay.
Have you lost yours?
I don't know about that team, straight west on you, are they still sitting there behind
that thing?
I haven't seen him move, the mites be behind me.
I haven't seen him peek, I've hit him three times and he stopped.
This thing's gonna de-agger on me, we're trying to kill him.
Yep.
Go back, go back, go back, go back, go back, go back.
Go back, we're gonna be a bitch.
Hey, we just gave him, put him to bed.
Yeah, get rid of these guys.
He is a pharaoh, I don't know if he has teammates or not, but he has teammates.
I'm trying to get the fuck out of this fucking office.
Okay, remember, you got the wanker himself sad, and what he's just gonna have, right?
Okay.
Right, good.
Not good.
Fuck, my spear.
Here.
I'll shoot him, I'll hide.
I'm going to go up again, top left now.
I'm going to go up again, top left.
Yeah, watch the leaper watch the leaper and then we should be focusing on the team south now.
Yep.
I'm down.
Alright.
see him anymore
I didn't maybe move it out of the circle
yeah, got a circle that definitely is more in front of us
we'll snap roof
that's where I would have went
Oh my god, there's help.
I'm gonna clean all this up.
Go one
He was looking down down the
If I fell down here
I see if I can go kill more for
Grab this guy's heels
Hey, I need augment to be seen here, okay?
I can move to that.
Alright, I should blue shield here for me.
I don't think we should drop down that zip line. I think there's a team down there.
Okay, it's like a solo or something. Might have like a mine.
you want to snap on the sides here?
right here, yeah.
ready?
yeah.
maybe the other side?
gotta kill this thing behind you now.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I
Do and everybody I kill is just free fucking 99
I
Grab this one go back up yeah, yeah, you know we can do we should we still go top here with the
That's a scene team
It was like
Mean those freaky lobbies baby up top I think wait those poppers down lower up top
I'm gonna wait down here boss up to you when I can
Let's see. I'm just gonna see if I come down over there. No fight in front of me
Right where we were going
Right on our walls on our walls
Nice.
Got this one, hang on.
Down.
Careful where that almost was.
That shot.
Drop him.
Flash.
Getting it.
On one.
Okay.
Fall.
Fall inbound.
I got a caller out of the right over here.
Over there.
Hold on to good teams down low
Taking a wall down or something
I'd be I'd be in like the long haul
You got you got another one on a wall somewhere I think he dropped down low like what I
Come on, come on, come on.
Keep climbing up.
There's something.
Hey, down there.
For sure.
All right.
Ready?
Yeah, far good.
Ready?
Yep.
I'm going to blow this up.
I was going to smoke down where we just came from.
I don't know, that's a different team.
It's not the guys you heard.
Rollin'.
There's the elevator, there.
We should go down there, cause I got spotting it.
Yeah, I need ammo.
Yeah, I need ammo, I need ammo.
There, someone just plopped before you plopped.
I don't know.
I think, I don't know, I'm gonna shoot them.
Yo bro, I am so cracked right now,
I don't know what's going on here.
What do you mean?
I just went.
I got your shield.
Shield.
OK, I need that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
22.
Found her.
I'm twisted right now.
I was going to be seeing things in slow motion.
close to eight
Close to eight arc rangers
Imagine this guy's gonna have ammo for you. I think I just got it. We got a crosser got it
Hit a pharaoh in a snitcher
Fuck someone had teenage it was teenage I don't
I got one T8 on this guy, gotta be him
I'm not sure if you people will be here
Alright, pop off, that's gonna break soon
We got that body
Two bodies at the top, like killed
killed
Oh dude this thing this thing worked by the way, I don't know if it killed
That's all the mind gone
Marco he needs to send me that I can't believe he's got a coffee. I'm definitely gonna try that shit. Oh
Oh, this guy might have been toaster, though, not toaster.
He's got an ice cream scoop with him.
That's a tempi.
Yeah, it's up top.
Any game you need?
Alright, let's take this animal.
I need a little ARable 2 to see extra, okay?
I don't need it yet, but I'll have to get close.
Alright.
Just three fucking drops.
that over here too. And there's a team in here. There's a tempi up top, something.
Let's go up top. We just got a lot of arc. We gotta avoid that.
I do not have the ammo to kill this thing. I have a bobcat and it's gonna break.
down low tunnels, sound like a pharah, a pharah
I don't know if they have anything else.
There's no software or a TNA for me.
There's another team up there.
They're coming out.
Oh, we got this guy.
We got Azra on him.
Two of Lurgrenade, bro. Nobody good as Lurgrenade, no way.
Never before seen.
I'm finding a loot bag for some Ramo.
I got 50 rounds.
That one really gates out of some of the medium.
Nobody has group in this race. There's no group.
All bad.
Are you off? Sorry, I'm getting space on the stage.
I
Do you have shield I've actually for you dropping 31 there
Thank you
They have a rusted gear. I hope this one's backpack at the first thing I see is a rusty gear. I got ammo for you
Yeah, Bobby one
Three three trailblazers a shit lot of ammo shit on ammo take all this ammo
I'm on this guy too
They're not gonna preach you. I'm gonna leave all this stuff in his body
I'll be talking in the game, but yeah, I'm coming I'm putting everything on the top for you
In one moment one moment, please
Ain't no fucking way
Just to rate it on Weiner, bro, it's on Weiner.
Fruit for Scrappy?
I feel like it doesn't make a difference.
Like, are we playing the game for Scrappy, you know?
No.
I
Got one
We'll throw that in the satchel gotta get something out of the train. Yeah, we'll chuck it in there
I'll leave you here. What's up? All right, Tritzker's
I did like our fight snow up on top of catwalk. I don't care if they were
three kids and arch-a-plot of alphorn's
By the way this bobcat with the padded stock it might it might need a move
This is so good. It's on a medium range. Are you get like a nice clip?
Good luck
Jesus.
See us with the boys with the bobs so funny yesterday, GG's man.
GG's, bro.
I need 13-0.
Oh, I know that stung.
We had two controller players on our team, bro.
Come on.
They got Danny, almost pro, Timmy, fucking Hodge, Peanut.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah, bud.
Oh, yeah.
Nick, tell us a joke.
Oh, the fucking quarter, guys, back, bro.
You got a quarter for my butthole?
You know, what am I, a fuckin' pesda Spencer?
Seriously?
Righty, thank you for the reset, bro.
Appreciate you.
Okay, clips, thank you, flexes.
Josh, Zonx, D-Rob, your breathtaking is fogged, by the way.
Thank you.
Watch your fuckin' mouth.
But thank you.
See I got it would do it would do different than that too much going on a day Bobby okay too much too much
Too much a perfect work too much. Okay. Okay. I can't do it today today
No, can do today. No can do too much gonna buy by purple for more
No yo
Cando
Poor for poor. I don't know what I'm saying right now, but you know what I'm saying
Put that down now.
That over here.
Bang, sell these.
Bang.
Bring these.
Go ahead up there, put that away and we're good.
Prepare.
Let me get a hatch key, let me get, put those away.
We get a wall, we get a Pulse Mine, we sell all this, we bring some of that, we're good,
cash.
I
So
Every gun I have has a blue bag on it
fucking farm it bro every gun I don't need it don't want it I plan to farm today
I'm fucking in my bag right now, man
whatever happened to your super loud insane screams man what are you talking
about
man we be screwed we just you wait bro okay the stream gets very loud very fast
don't turn me up too much now okay join even 20 months f you guys okay it's
Friday it's fucking Friday be happy man who's they even 12 months hi thank you
Thank you Jay. Thank you, Denise. I got him. I got him. Don't worry. Don't you worry
Big I'm attacking attacking you to the ground cure overall listen man
And I say this with respect and love we've met
Shaking hands, you know, we're you have a glorious beard you do bro. It's a good beard
That's where I'm going to say it's nice before I say that. Hey, listen buddy. Okay
There's not a day in the year
That you're going to line up across from me and you're taking
Yeah, and they're done that you're getting scooped and pooped. Okay
You're gonna wonder oh my god, why did I want to do this and I'm gonna say no I know I know
I'm gonna get myself right
There's no chance
If you hear me looking right like I will you sure you speak Arabic, right?
Well, I can't all like you're gonna be like what the fuck did I do?
Allah why did I decide to do this and Allah will guide you he'll say
Let's say ah ah
We make a mistake, you know, ah
Gonna guide you bro. Let's show you the fucking way. Don't worry. I
Don't know why Allah had a Spanish accent
I don't know why I don't know why Allah was speaking less than you're right there, but he was
Well, what we're on that new mode, bro? Oh
Shit watch your back
shit watch it watch your back watch your watch your watch it back
why am I so fat fuck just don't be fat I know you're dumb ass ain't saying that
Kiss me up right now me. I'm all angry
Come on little PB you know me like they
Oh, right below, right below, right below, right below.
Okay.
Party in.
Okay.
Yeah, right here.
A raider. Down there.
A raider.
Oh, is that here?
Yeah.
Is that him still?
Nice.
down there
down there
flash, flash right here, yeah on the staircase headie
danger down there, still there, still there
watching your peek, watching your peek, he's looking at you, looking at you
so long and good night
day
Not a fire where this guy
Tower trying to take Allen out
Oh, not not the freak you heavy shield
Yeah, oh, baby. Oh, it's you arc
They're bringing
I came down it came down the red lasers
You do both of them yeah, yeah stitcher for an apple for all you buddy
Oh you be go
They're trying to go for it
Yeah, they are they're in it they're in the shed
Yeah.
Get away there?
It's gonna be hell trying to get over there, I can't lie.
Yeah, it's gonna be a lot harder.
Oh, sure, that's a big break.
Are you- oh, he sees you or something.
Are you flying in by the way there?
Oh, shit. What the fuck?
I'll use this opportunity to fucking leave.
I
Love that thing, bro
They were right there in a bunker
Yeah, I got a shit man. It's gonna be huge. I'm just like yeah
I'm waiting on you
I'm in danger. The launch pad.
Oh, they're inside the...
Hey, they are swaying.
They're pouring by that building.
Dude, do you see what I'm looking at right now?
There's... yeah, I mean, yeah, there's four vaporizers!
A vaporizer is there.
Yo.
I'll just feel bad.
Hell no. It was my boob.
What's he got right there? Is that Deathy?
or rather stature
ready ready
here we go
I
Speak not breach
Oh
Oh
He's gonna die in the door
Yeah, we don't care about it, yeah, tell that story to somebody else.
questions
I mean it sounds like we're in the fucking we are the horror of the arc we are
the same old fucking camp 8 mission right behind enemy lines right now
Holy shit, I have a zipline, I'm gonna use it.
We're leaving.
That's the kind of idea.
That's another Matrix, bro.
Part two.
Handbiddle 4.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
I'm good. I'm not running. I'm not running.
You gotta be an athlete. You gotta be able to move.
I'm moving. I'm here.
Hit.
Jack.
I dare him to peek.
One, on the right, one on the right, and the other guy was me too.
On your left, on your left.
Okay, okay, okay.
Not pushing.
Fuck another one.
He's inside.
Oh, no.
Oh, shoot, no.
Two.
He's got a flying in the warehouse!
Cool.
Okay.
It's going to fly in the warehouse!
Oh and now he flies out?
Oh, the job's done, he's out.
Come on.
I'm stuck up here.
No, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
No, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
Off to get to the archives.
I was always good at hide and see as a child, but I had the commitment.
The trick is... to be patient.
Did you just say no to you?
I think he did
Hold on
I think he gave it to no no
You're on the flat screen buddy I found you
No, that was insane by the way, yeah, he's doing I know he's trying to hear you in bushes like what is it?
Okay.
the trick is just you gotta let the meat
marinate it's got to sit in the juices
and so fill up you know just in the hole
like poke holes in it let it get in there
let it just because when you bite that
fucking meat that you want to fry just
all in your mouth whole part that the
the fucking tissues of just Italian dressing, Worcestershire sauce, soy sauce, Italian garlic,
garlic all over with black pepper and salt.
Oh, just this oozing, oozing out.
See, see, because if I would have left right now, look, it's not going to taste good.
It's not going to taste good.
It's just going to be just any other meat, right?
So we're not going to say any kind of special type of meat.
They let it soak, gather, if you will, right?
Garnish the true flavor of love and tyranny.
Good luck.
And
Your shorts brother here and ease for just scraping against the concrete sand look at those fucking calves
You don't even fucking know about it, bro.
You really are an athlete.
I've always been telling him, man, I can dunk a basketball, I can run a 4-5-40 yard dash.
I'm a huge wiener.
Genetically different.
Oh, I don't think that matters, does it?
Oh, it does.
Yeah.
Does it?
It does.
I don't know how, but it does.
I
Four five twenty yard dash I said 40 I didn't say 20 I think you're the first time
So that's what I think
Don't say 20 yard dash
I'm glad you made it out you didn't just do that
Did you just do that?
No, I'm like a happy you made it out, bro. You did that. I'm glad you made it out when I didn't make it out. Yeah
You're fucking right, bro. Oh
You made it out like I
Right here. I'm not there yet
You're chillin, wow.
Get high made it out.
No dude, I died!
I- I-
Just yesterday we killed the guy when he crawled for three miles through piss shit and Molly
we killed him when he was a foot away!
You remember?
No, I remember.
We were like, what happened on that swing though?
Yeah.
Did you get put down with the rounder?
I don't know.
I genuinely don't know what happened to me.
I- I- I cracked both of them, bro.
I was so I was so confident. I was like, yeah, you got that look I get your training when you get knocked by the second guy
I don't know if I don't think I was a good find on my part. I think I could have done better
That's what you're looking for. Yeah
You're right
But I will say I think I did enough for the Nico special though
I don't know where he was right there. Well, I dash you. Oh, what's gonna do fine?
I got round in the back by a vaporizer
Yeah, I think you were good. I really didn't help and then after I got railed. He's like black
Yeah, dude, I didn't call back cool. We're never playing that mode again. If you know, I'm not I'm going to be too
Yeah, I thought we'd find some shit. We can kill by an Anvil one
Nick's old yet that one was but yeah
That was a bad swing and some good damage going in though both of them were cracked and flesh both of them
Typical Nico clean up on aisle nine it just is
That's usually what the doctor ordered
Just didn't happen, you know for better or worse cow drop a teddy get off the knees
Isn't the reason Ram Ranch
busy
I mean, I don't know nothing about it Cal
But I imagine maybe you do you know it isn't it isn't stuff isn't shit going on over there
Go take a shit winger. It needs to be right in the perfect
You know, it's got to come down a little bit man. Ain't ready yet, bro
Can't rush this process, bro
It's gonna be right where it needs to be man, and just to bunk, you know
18 naked cowboys
Out on the ranch
smoke a cigarette and take a double espresso smoke a cigarette Ricky you smoke
ah thank you all that big Richie thank you for the tier 399 I love you brother
I appreciate you man you're legendary we got like 20 tier 3's in the entire
stream you're one of them love you cow put me in coach I'll smoke you an arc as
Well, oh god
Here we go, what do you mean as well by the way, what does that mean? Well, what else you're gonna smoke me in bro
Well, wait fucking chewing tobacco, huh?
Who could put on their cowboy boots quicker, what's up, bro?
What is it man? Ranching? Okay, you can have it man. He's got that one
Fucker this guy bro poetic Joker 68 straight. Yes, sir, man. I appreciate you bro. Thank you
Everything
No, no, no, no.
Look, you talking to the wrong motherfucker, man.
I'm good everywhere.
I'm good at basketball, I'm good at football,
I'm good at soccer, I'm good at hockey,
I'm good at gaming, I'm good at chess.
I can cook, I can cook sneakily.
I'll make you the best Smashburger you've ever had in your life.
I can wrestle, okay?
I can climb trees, I can shoot guns, I can play golf.
What's up, bro?
And no shy, you can play soccer?
Yes, I can, bro.
yes I fucking can't 13 oh and I'm gonna
counter-strike
so I'm not trashed down straight everywhere man
it what Ricky it what
Oh
Nothing rain. Oh fucking dude
Yeah
No, I can't serve I can snowboard though
I can't serve
Actually, I've never tried to be mad for about sharks though
I almost like why do that when you can just play Ark.
You want to go out there and die?
I don't know.
Well it's Terry ACL out there and is that a concussion?
Just play Ark.
I don't mind doing shit but surfing?
What about basketball?
Let's shoot some hoops.
the
higher shots of the making a way up
up here
are making a really good one
yeah
fire over here
I don't know what you're talking about
I
Don't relax
Oh, yeah, that's the young guys are gonna nail you go up. No, I think we double snap left and just fight it
You need you on
Right
I
Don't know what broke my snap hook like shot. I
Thought I put my teammate on like didn't pull up
I should learn something in there
Oh shit! I dropped from the top tower or something
Oh yeah
Yeah, I got barricades in the tower
Let's get the four-wheel, nice
You're good, I'll drop both of them in the head
Nice
Alright, so top left, top right
I don't know what to do about these guys, they're a big Niko, what are you thinking?
i mean we should see the key cards
they used the key card and now i think they took the headsets up there but
they're not peeking anymore, i wonder how low they are on the heels
going across
i don't know if he
behind jupiter
oh shit careful
finish, finish, finish
i'm on a different range if you don't believe
okay okay okay
i think it's one by the side of the team on charge
got a push on the push on
try to start with the first one
I don't know if he's hit back up to a spoil, you know what I mean?
You knocked him yeah, we just can't go over there and lose it with this osprey guy, which we have to kill his teammate
I'll show you how to go up
Time to go where do you fall they live in the front here? I don't know why it's right and go off. He just attached a ledge
I'm looking man. I don't know. I don't know what I didn't see a flare. I don't know what's happened
you need to like fall from the roof like I did all those
got you
broke
damn, car right there
oh dude, I'm right
flash
give me those twos left there
they can right here and give me a little sandpile there
here
I think we wanted to play with another team that's jumped up on the scale there.
Maybe, maybe, maybe.
and look at the fire, by that old Baron
no one else is there?
maybe the one that's not there
shooting above us
yeah so that's the guy in the hop
yeah that's the guy in the hop down here
alright we'll go kill Steve right?
cause we'll push him where the bitch is
I didn't see a flare when he fell all the way down
on how you survived
he's right above us
so just come here for a second
I'm sorry.
Here, here, here.
Yep.
Hold it.
Joss, Joss.
Put him.
Yep.
All right.
Another one.
We got two.
I don't understand what's happening right now.
So confused.
Lock it to your bunk.
Yeah, with you, with you.
Camera?
That's me.
I'm killing this one.
Yeah, please, please.
Please.
What happened?
Don't give up.
I think it was a guy that walked through again
Another guy gave up
I'm on the ground, I'm on the ground
I got him
He's in there
I
Got left that bug one
I'm trying to loot a little bit here. I have a little shit full of time. See if we can
loot all these guys and come up and then get out. This is the Osprey guy. He had an equalizer
as well. Or Jupiter maybe? What's that? Jupiter. You guys are kidding right here man. I knew
they got it called out had some stuff
yeah he probably did
I'll take the broken shields too
two bodies my god not dead can angle four and plan for
I can see it but he's breaking we got a loot let's move it let's move the two that uh
Oh, yeah, I'm gonna go over there.
Yeah, like 20 days and stuff.
See this guy.
Oh, yeah.
Just gonna go back the way.
Oh, yeah.
For Dash for sure.
for for certainly
are you ready to complain you ready to complain
yeah he was
what'd you get
I got a red four
and it's hit your four I mean look it's not
we're not hitting the jackpot but we're building up the inventory
you're saying oh yeah oh yeah
like no no no no no no no no no no no no Bob that I was a little jealous
bro I wish I was gonna turn there for you said oh yeah no oh yeah I didn't say oh yeah yeah
no I didn't say oh yeah oh yeah nice and casual jeez
forgot my roots my bad anvil four of a lot of the boy yeah man fuck that's my bad you know
I can't get excited for a skitter 4 man.
You see the Wagyu for guy A-pop eyes, you know?
A-pop eyes smacks.
No, it does.
Disrespect.
Okay, wait, are there bodies out in this field to the left? There might be.
I know, but they picked them up. I was probably just seeing that snap hook.
I
Split up flying V
I could eat
Me and Nico were talking about Taco Bell yesterday together
Like we both order at the same time so we're like bonding and shit, but then you shut that down
So he ordered a club sandwich and I had
the play you gave me. It was great. We both...actually at the moment we had that we were both moving
slow motion. That was low key to beginning to the end. Remember that?
Yeah man, it took us out. You started talking like this and shit, like I was nothing.
You're like dude. I think it hit you harder than me.
I did.
My weight over there.
Feel like shit.
That's potatoes, bro.
I'm mashed potatoes over there?
That's like a leader.
I can't be energetic after mashed potatoes.
I said I put you to sleep.
My wife's cracking up over here, man.
Maked potato, that ass.
She loves a baked potato.
It's one of her favorite things ever.
I think that's one of the worst ways to eat a potato.
Kill my little cheese little bacon. No, no, I didn't say I like it, but I would never rank it on top three bashed
fucking potato rotten with cheese everywhere
Twice baked potato when it smash it they put the little deal we with the Parmesan cheese that they are making twice
fried potatoes like what?
What?
Gonna meet you at a baked potato with bacon fish and hell no.
What?
You don't fuck with that?
No I do.
Like I'll have it.
Like not top three?
No way top three.
Am I for real now?
Are we serious?
Dude I think we're gonna fucking do it.
Holy shit man.
That guy likes baked potatoes.
Damn.
Damn! Sounded like a hobbit? Damn my wife, right? The big potato? Mushrooms!
What do you want?
What are you doing? You getting riffs tonight?
Which is the last size, right? Look at that mark.
Hey, Rye, I understand you don't know food, so saying the sentence like a twice baked potato is the same thing as a baked potato, that means you don't know food, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay, just shut the fuck up, right?
And when we're talking about food, you're not allowed to speak anymore, because you don't know what you're talking about, bro.
Huh?
I'm not a wha, man.
Yeah, barbecue guy, that's not a wha.
No, we're doing barbecue tonight, apparently.
Oh dude, the ribs?
He goes, this is about you and me right now.
What do we want?
We want Taco Bell, bro.
I'm going to talk about like late at night.
We do a Taco Bell night at night.
Yeah, yeah.
It has to be.
Yeah, because we're going late time, right?
Yeah, yeah.
OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK.
I'm going to say like close to midnight or some shit.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, OK, OK, OK.
Taco Bell.
Oh, dude, I could smash it.
Dude, are we going to talk to Taco Bell?
Oh, good.
Oh, dude, I know, man.
Like, baked cheese, corn, or baked bean fag.
Fucking mac and cheese, man.
Briskic smoked rice.
Dude, chicken.
Oh, buddy.
Yeah, hot shins, bro.
Corn.
Oh, my.
What about fucking cornbread, bro?
Like, oh, cornbread.
Oh, what a cornbread, bro.
I've always fucked with a cornbread.
No, I like rice, but I'm not a big roof rib guy.
baby back of course the only way to do ribs but like that I'm not a big rib
guy you're a big rib girl you love your ribs you get smitten over ribs like you
should see yourself like when we saw the barbecue was there there you you were
like freaking out you're putting your little calendar you were so excited for
tonight that we're gonna do like a ribs I I get that's how I that's me with the
No, it is man, it ain't you don't understand!
You don't get it dude, you don't get it man, I need it, I want it, fuck man.
What?
I'm a bit like Big Rib Girls Crazy.
Yeah you probably shouldn't call your wife Big Rib Girl.
flag on the play you know what I meant oh man loves her ribs I'm thinking okay is
there a world holy shit that was Friday it's Friday as you can it is Friday
Friday. Come on Friday. I'm off for three days. I care about you, too. I love that about you.
Honey, I had a fucking old bar for breakfast with fucking a little school squeegee thing
that your son was very mad that I was drinking that, by the way. He was like, but that he was
He was arguing it was for him, but it is for him, but I had to like like check his shit like y'all I'm having this now, man
Is that like a thing like couples do like your son your daughter? Oh, yeah, like if I'm ever mad at my kid
I just say it's her. You're son. This is like your son actually just did yeah, you will believe what your son just did
Yeah, totally thing I
I don't want a salad, honey. I want sustenance
You treat me like I'm Tim the tabman or something like I'm gonna fucking fall over
Listen, he I'm not 260. He's 260. Okay
He decided to get tattoos all over his body and oh, he's you know, he smokes
I'm not no smoke. I watch Harry Potter on Saturday nights. I'm a good boy
Okay, I
Can't be done 11 tonight. There's no chance the voodoo Rangers are out tonight. No chance
We're going deep we're going all night
That's a four, but I'm going I'm probably going to talk to you to 30
Yeah, I know the grind
Hard to work
If your hands are like that, you know what I want.
I'm not getting that.
You can't say you have five seconds and I tell you and you say no.
So now I'm back to square one.
Yeah, what do we want to eat, man?
Nobody's helping me, bro.
Call versus a good call.
What the fuck?
You guys had burgers today?
No, I had fried rice and chicken.
Yeah, I love that place.
Love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love.
Pokeball would be a healthy little vibe, but I don't know where we can get a good pokeball.
Like, you know, yeah, yeah, yeah, to go might be a little crazy.
We had to be there, chat.
Can't order a poke bowl.
What am I?
I know you're fucking huge as a nobody poke bowl.
Well, dude, I don't know what this hostility is.
I'm just asking what that shit was.
If you can't set yourself up like that, every time I say anything healthy,
you're like, what's that?
I didn't know it was healthy.
You don't even know what it is.
How I'm asking
All right, my bad. I'm still hungry. Uh, I know it's okay
It's a tuna. It's like a tuna salad, but it's cubed tuna like to cube it up, you know, you've seen that
Oh, they put like the
Oh, oh, we know you don't like tuna don't worry
I'm not gonna ask you that's all good
That's you! That's you!
Yeah, cube tuna? That is kind of nasty when you describe it.
It's with soy sauce, Nico. You would like it.
We'll spice it up for you.
I would do that. Listen, I would try anything, bro.
I will do.
You just can't get mad if I don't like it.
You just can't. It's against the rules.
I co-sign that. As long as you'll try it, I'm down.
So if I was like, here's some bowl testicles, they're really good.
Yeah, you're trying it, right? Yeah, I'll try it.
I think I would do.
I think I would.
OK, no, actually, the only things I won't try is oysters and twit.
That's the only thing I want to try.
No, you have to try.
Listen, oysters are not bad.
You slurp them.
But it's already tastes like dirt, though, bro.
Yeah, I know, but some places do them right.
It's you got it. It's hard.
OK, I do agree.
That's a tough one.
Tough one. It's a little too.
You can't chew, you said as well. Stop.
like the homemade ones? I do like those. With turkey?
I hope I got a E though, that's so little.
Okay. Alright, then talk about the night.
I like that game playing baby! Yeah!
Alright yeah, here it is. Cheese, turkey, quesadilla, homemade.
With like some spittens. I don't know what that makes, it's like some little things.
And then, three hours, four hours, we do barbecue.
Okay, get big on
Rolling a rust me Nico and some somewhere tonight. I'm gonna look at Nico. He goes gonna look at me. We'll say
You'll give up a little bit. He makes you say it's time. I'm day. All right. So you'll give up a little bit
Okay, okay, this is what this is what we're gonna do though. I'm gonna I'm gonna pick a thing and you pick a thing
And we both have to order okay my pick is a crunch wrap supreme
with 2x meat, 2x cheesy, cheesy sauce, with no tomato. Okay? And then what's your pick?
Let me see how I had it here. Hold on. You got it loaded?
The BV5 layer burrito bruh. Oh yeah, fuck. Like any customization?
No, I just kind of, I don't fuck with sour cream that much.
Really? Yeah, I don't. I love sour cream.
Let's go.
Okay.
Yeah, well, sour cream could be weird.
But it's warm.
Yeah, I just don't get sour cream on it.
It's pretty good, Nico.
I can't lie to you.
Like, sour cream with, like, potatoes
is a very elite combination.
Maybe I'll like it again.
I dunno.
You don't fuck with it, though.
I'm not a gambler.
I like it.
Yeah, gotcha.
I
Rich dudes were poor to your taste, dude
What in the heavenly fuck are you talking about?
Like he said he's saying plural is dude not dudes like what's he talking about bro? You know what I mean sour cream
Hope I can't like sour cream Taco Bell. Well, he's too good for Taco Bell. Is that we saying?
I
You get food like vacuum sealed sent to you I have before but no
Do you I
Don't say do you know I know my tax bracket. Okay, we both need to eat because we're a little edgy
Both of us like you're you're hungry too. Well, you're always I'm like really hungry right now. No
No, I'm not always hungry, though.
You're a pretty hungry guy.
I'm not too.
I've seen you eat on stream.
You barely even chew.
No, that's not true.
It is true.
I've seen you just kind of let this motion that just like,
it hits the teeth.
No, because I swallow my food, because we don't like,
I'm not going to be like, you'll give me like three minutes
to eat.
Exactly, though.
That's what I'm saying.
So like, you're blaming on that.
No, you're going to blame on that,
but what I'm saying is you got this like,
curvy energy to the way you eat.
because I gotta get ready for the next fucking game.
Okay, see, I think it's what you're gonna blame it on.
I'm gonna really shut my mouth so I can load in.
It's cool, like everybody.
It's like for us.
I'm not gonna be hutched, like, big fight.
This is gonna be top five craziest in the universe
on the stream, but I would love to see you eat
like a fat burrito.
Wanna see how it goes down.
Is that a crazy thing to say to somebody?
No, like, no, no, no, no.
I don't know how you would feel in front of you.
It would be so chat because he he go do that burrito like a fucking like an anaconda
You know how they like unlock them John like
To like get the next layer
No, how do you fuck a muckbang no, I don't like hearing people
She's got me. Yeah
Yeah, answer March is weird too
Yeah, I don't like that. You know who likes that Neil like when he was losing weight
He's the YouTube people eating and and it would make him not as hungry
Like if they're eating then he's good, you know
Good thing I mean sounds like a science
I don't think that being down there screws up the plan you know I think that we can still
execute the strategy. I'll get you out. We're about to do some crazy shit. Lock in, bro.
Watch this.
I don't want to just stay and wait until somebody comes.
Just see him hit it
Okay, have it your way you rule my dad told me he has 800
I don't know how much that is like 50 points someone knows the okay
I'm gonna drop down a couple cuz I don't want to get like yeah
finally I told you
Is that it?
No
Good, yeah, we're getting...
That was a quick fire
Is it in, right?
Yep, ready
I
Forgot to deep it
That'll happen
I'ma go
I want a catwalk. Yeah, look at this guy. He tried to hide behind this
That's like Timmy Batman trying to hide behind a tree
Both sides man, like no way
damn
Lot a lot of ammo heavy shield
And they really have much got a burlata
Well
If you want me
I'll take that I want I want somebody to come down
so bad dude I'm praying for it so bad I mean it's gonna be just the best thing
ever
so chat listen
you guys weren't here yesterday this happened to us
they put these pulse minds right there wait Nico yours is
is it right?
no
how did you put yours?
you gotta put it like
oh that's easy
I put it on the side or under it
oh you put it under
yeah
it's okay I think it'll still work
I think it'll still work
they're just gonna see it though that's all I'm saying like with this one
they don't see it
oh wait I'm an idiot
yeah I'm gonna shoot it off
I need to do it, I can take it off
Car on brother, yeah
Yeah, now you can put it like right there on my face
By the reinforced perception
Under it
Yeah, yeah, I got it set up
Yes, sir
Wall here
What are you getting like a burrito probably what what's your god, too? I don't get him a lot dude, but I do love them
I don't have like a burrito place down here
You know when I was in when I was in Coronado for the Navy SEAL ship
They have a lot of there's so many places down there. They have these burrito spots man
these whole the wall perrito spots with like
Take and shrimp with the cheese and the rice and bits. God, dude
They would like that it would dissolve in your mouth with the best flavor ever, man
Mexican food was the new one to San Diego
Don't think about it
down there, which really, Coronado has like a bunch of places like that too. It's like a little island
off San Diego. You should go there if you ever get a chance. Like, do you like it?
Guarantee your dad knows about it.
I will, boy.
Oh, actually, I don't think he's gonna call you.
Yeah, but he definitely knows about it.
I
Say you guys ever been to Coronado
Beautiful placement view that hotel they have there the hotel Del Coronado is so fucking awesome, and then the food is just incredible
Everybody's so nice
That's my hood
No, we know we are committed to this
Okay, okay, okay, I'm going back I'm going up and I'm going half way
We're gonna get I want the perfect view of this I want to walk up drop down
Flare and then we're not looting them. We're gonna sit here. We're gonna use him as bait
This is a four kill play. Oh, thank you. I love you
Really fucking go you 80
Get the chat look at this shit
Something come they lose
I love it like I love it like zooms in on the food
Look at those fucking blue cheese olives right there
Look at that, look at the little crumbs of salt.
Look at that, you like that?
Look at that, look at that dressing on that tomato.
You see it?
See it dripping.
That's on him?
I don't know, there's a chef made this out, right?
I don't know, but isn't this from the dressing, maybe?
You know, I was just gonna tell you that people don't like olives.
They're so weird.
Probably not like flavor.
People don't like olives, man.
Every time I bring up an album to the chat, they all hate it.
They're like, eww, olives, L.
What kind of olives?
Are you even like olives out of a fucking can?
From like the 1800s or something?
Yeah, you never had like a garlic clove in an olive, you know?
Bang.
Or like a jalapeno in an olive.
You never had that?
They're all same gross.
They're crazy, aren't they?
That's unreal, you know?
Where are the Italians in the chat man the Greeks where what is this fucking it's fucking Polish shit or something?
What's going on here, man?
I'm bored people probably like all of that shit. There's a lot of hours of bored people in breakfast
Are you guys not like an olive rope?
We're all pickles you guys like pickles
Don't tell me no olives no pickles. You can't come over it if not if you can't
I love pickles.
Do you? I love a good pickle, bro.
I don't know if it's the Texas thing.
You ever had pickles at a movie theater with popcorn?
Like a Mexican thing?
No, but I'm in.
What is that?
You put pickles in it?
No, not like the juice.
No, I just eat a pickle with popcorn.
Okay, popcorn and pickle?
And then you do nachos or the jalapeno.
Juices in the nacho cheese.
Cheese.
Do I like kimchi?
Dude, I like all that.
You don't understand.
Like cabbage and just like, like the brine.
Like I'll drink the pickle juice in the jar.
I'll just, I'll get up, I'll get up.
And like every couple of days before I do anything,
I literally drink it out of the jar. You know how good that is for you when you pop up in the morning
Tell about hydration. There it is
I'm sure it's
It's all that I just used like good for you salt salt. Yeah fucking awesome so good for you
I'll let your lights
bro what the fuck are we in right now
I don't know I don't know
it's like ever since we were shown like they just don't want us to get the experience
and sports is crazy right well when we grew up when I was a kid our parents and
everybody was always kind of talking about how too much salt too much salt too
much salt when it wasn't the salt man it was the sugar you got to have the right
It's kind of salt though, you know what I mean?
You can't just have any kind of salt.
That's crazy, man.
People have, and even still,
people have no fucking clue, man, no idea, you know?
Right, sea salt, right, sea salt.
So good, man, so good for you.
So good for you.
I
Right through away our pink Himalayan salt
There's something going on with that she was saying I don't know what it is
We have the some whether it's this Celtic salt now. I guess what we use
That is he saw it's like planes playing planes he saw but the but the pink ones like weird
I think there's something going on with that boys. You might want to take a peek at that and you got it in your grip.
Who knows though?
Bro, I cannot believe this right now.
Here's what's up top.
That's it. Sounds like it in the hell zone.
Damn it man.
Alright, let's go to an extract. Let's go here.
Head home. Website airshot.
We'll come back.
Damn man.
Good?
Oh yeah, Joe.
Little sessions.
We're in a dead rain, bro.
I'm blue-gay.
Oh yes.
I had a single shot anyway.
I didn't even hear what you heard now
It's like a bug or something, right? I mean
We're a little squeaky duck.
Wee!
First raid saw two people
you
you
you
you
you
I
Everybody that he kills for season
In some type of player
I'll lose it later. We're the best one for it though. Fuck. Oh
Even the birds are players. Okay, okay
Do I just tune in the hutch and he actually killed something as an alligator
Farming I don't know but he got a kill at least I finally saw him do something
Be careful someone might try to do it to us
I'm gonna go up a mine with a half way.
Come on, I believe.
Come on, baby.
This is it.
this is the one
I'm saying like, if you see him zipping up, should we shoot him or do we just let him go by?
Nah, we let him go by. I want to see it.
Door?
Your door is opening. I can't be up top.
Just pull that, I think.
I
Will what yo do you?
I'm here chef. Oh
I should have opened the doors opening they just put a miners on
Some like upstairs
Well, at least there's people around us, I hear things, you know?
That's not weird, like we're in a fucking...
Yeah, we're just silent ass raiders.
Custom game, bro.
Hey, Renegade's down there.
It's gonna be like a to the spawn late. Oh her shield
Come on, baby. Come on, baby. This is it. Come on. Yeah, there he is
Come on please stare. He's there with a red
I
Can now look at that my son look down my side, too
Come on
They're both looking down my side both of them
Okay, I'll
run out
Teenage
What the fuck?
are they looking for us are they better not I'm fucking fully hit him they're
trying to tnate me bro you fucking kidding me they can't come down the
mines off on mine is it I'm not they're smoking me out go down if you do
put a mind or put a mind on your side to be a like a thing on you
they're railing in front of you
mine's covered
it's either cheating team or it's a
she's not doing something yeah I'm cheating right to me
hey cheating right on top of me
I'm not gonna die. Yeah, I'm gonna die.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Careful, don't come up.
That's just fake as fuck.
Alright, I'm gonna try to, is there, I'm gonna try to hit a shield and then I'm gonna fucking...
I
Must
I came up there go go go go yeah
Okay.
Alright bro, could you be any more of a loser?
Is it possible?
Is it possible for you to suck any more dick?
Is it possible?
Don't think it's possible. I think that shit's so far down your fucking throat that it's literally impossible to go any fucking further
Holy shit, though
Again over here. I just imagine
He goes to shit, man. Thank you for the help
Can you see me here like there's no way they see no
Okay, you need to play you when we put one on that side now. No, I have it. I have it. I got it for you
I'm gonna grab Jesus
God dude, I'm watching this guy's
Guys not real
No, that one got me mad because they threw fucking 90 days at me. Let me play the game
They're on your thing. Yeah, they're down. They're down
They're guys on like graze past
Man, we gotta like we got to serve anything. Yeah, I have to yeah
Yeah, I'm down for that. I feel like this is gonna happen
I'm so stoppers. Well, you want to push down? Okay? Oh
So excited to man dammit
Yeah, we should take down that door. It's a good that's good comes. Oh
That made me mad
God dude
That's just so corny like come on man
Well, I thought I thought we had them
I thought I thought they cuz he would they were both kind of taking the little peek, you know
They were looking and I'm like, okay, wait, do they know or we're gonna get these guys and they had
Renny's in her hands like, come on, come on.
So in teenage, I was like, uh, hello?
Come on.
My guy threw it past me, so I was like, I thought you were just checking it out.
Nick, he's in your chat, is he?
Yeah, I don't know.
He's a fucking loser.
I'm a complete loser.
Come on, man.
We're chilling, we're having fun, you know, playing a game,
Supposed to be played you you're in the chat stream sniping man on a Friday your life sucks, man
You're in there stream sniping like come get a grip. It's literally cheating. I
Want this to work so bad do what do I do we just wait it out?
I
Not gonna have to know this this fucking guy type to my jet and I've never seen my jet attack somebody
like this in my life
But if this was real life, they would drag him out in front of the fucking
I'm so serious these guys getting dragged right now
Let him get up. Let him go. He got he got he got banned by three months at the same time. Damn, damn
I
Hear some creepin bro. Hey, yeah, they were down there. I told you they were down there
They were like I saw an elbow
You saw an elbow I did I did
Oh
Is anybody down there?
Okay, listen let's work together. I have an idea
You want to hear it?
Sure, okay
You guys gotta act like you're fighting!
So shoot your guns and shit and act like you're gay-
AHHHHHHHHH!
And then hopefully it'll bring a new team from above me and my friend to the ziplines.
Hi!
When they hit the ziplines, they'll hit a pulse mine and they'll instantly die and their body will be down by you!
You can have the loot!
We just want this to work.
You see that pulse mine?
Don't shoot it, don't shoot it though.
You guys can have the real Nick murders. Yeah, yeah, yeah, so buddy
Go act like you're fighting it might bring someone down
Great fight beautiful acne right here. Nice. Nice. That was ten out of ten
YES YES YES YES YES THE BEND'S
YES YES YES YES THE BEND'S
NO FLIRTS NO FUCK
NO FLIRTS NO FUCK
NO FLIRTS NO FUCK
NO FLIRTS NO FUCK
VILLAGE
You really heard dirt?
Dude I hear some looting
I promise I promise
Fuck
You think you can see my blood light on my bobcat?
I don't mean laser beam I'm like hugging the wall so hard
I have to
Okay here call the extractor
There's a barricade on top no I took it down I took it down
Yeah they're doing a great job that was a beautiful bay
Yeah they did great
Oh
You how long till they throw fucking three teammates up at me at the same time
It's good, it's good if anybody because they might be far away they gotta like hear the shots
I know he's done I got to be honest bro you did a great job down there that was a beautiful
But there's nobody fucking coming
On everything I love you can put that body down there. Whoever's on the zip line. That is all we got did a great job
That is a fresh body down there
Wait wait! drone drone up left!
I think you just spawned ending.
I love you too, bitch.
I
When time to just mind retrievable
No, are you sure? I knew you'd say a quick no, but I yeah, I don't think you are you can try
I might be your eye and I couldn't get it, but you can try excuse me the first part
Because I thought you said your height, but we're literally the same height so so well we can't get it
So if you want to try go ahead. Okay, be my guest watch back. It's all I'm gonna say with comments like that, okay?
It was a little snarky
It's 330. Okay, we got a long day
Okay, so
I think it's time for us to go. We should probably leave. Yeah. Oh, I think you guys have a let me
Let me see if I can get this by
It's chalk that that mine's gotta stay there. What you shoot the mind you shoot the mind
This isn't gonna work, bro, it's gonna work bro, please just leave. Oh, who's home?
Press what
I think a team pulled up on the line behind the Toronto.
No way!
Are you hearing it right now? I don't hear it.
I don't hear it anymore. I see a guy with a trencher down there. What are you doing?
Oh, an agent ship.
Are they?
They did earlier.
You see a guy with a trencher down top here, man?
Yes. I told him, yes, top here, man. I saw a trencher.
I don't know. I don't know if it was them or not.
or not it was they shot the fucking thing off of it
we're torrenty no no
Yeah, we could we could go we could go to spaceport do it. Yeah
We do a top group tower on spaceport
We could you can like jump to the the little steel bars like where I was down and Pino was trying to res me
Okay, new plan by flares
New fucking plan
Well, I'm hoping the merch fan has a happy holiday weekend give love and be loved and fan bless you all and fan for life
Jay, thanks for the love man. I appreciate you, bro. Thanks for your work if you can chat
Be in there every day
We appreciate you brother. Thank you, man
Legendary, legendary, they're sure, recycles sure, repair, keep, keep, alright hold on.
Ready to go.
Okay he's ready to go.
Okay, where do we get flares?
I would trust a good name put together by anyone else
How many should I buy chat
Three two not working here explodes, but I'm back. Oh, they could if you try you carry five
You carry three a stack
Okay
Okay, hold on, we're cooking. I need my needs or my minds. Oh my god. I don't have I don't have to be left
I can craft enough, don't worry
Don't you worry
Don't you worry
They're actually super easy to craft.
Good.
Good. That's all I think.
Yeah, duos. So we just have like a team, team, team. Perfect.
Oh, we're about to get real nasty chat real nasty anything to make it work
Trying to make it work do we go blue gay or space for it? Oh
My god, we can't go space for it
I guess we could
I wish you would do the key
Cheese thank you for the resub man
Meechie doooose
Thank you for the 20 bro
I appreciate you man same names
Hope you're doing good buddy happy Friday man
Mike thank you for the resub
Brand thank you
Beyond thank you Steve
Jay white, Finch, Frank, Backwood, Kane
Nick how many hours do you have on Ark?
Dude, I was looking at that today.
I almost have a rack.
1,000, almost.
Do you guys guess which game I stream the most of?
I was looking at that shit today.
Which game do you think I stream the most of?
Damn, Lynette, damn!
You're right.
Fortnite.
Okay, you want to know another crazy one guess which game I streamed
The most between these two Call of Duty and apex
Yeah, basically the way I asked the question apex dude is that crazy though
I could have sworn I stream more Call of Duty than apex. I stream more apex. Thank God pretty nice
lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock.
Okay, this time, this time we plant, we go down low, we wall everything, and I have four
flares.
I got three.
Okay.
I don't know.
I just brought four because it was like two Duos kind of thing.
Yeah, I'll see you after this, okay?
Bye.
Oh, so, so, so, yeah.
Yeah, come on, the papa. Come on, the papa.
Come on, please. Come to daddy.
Alright, hold on. Now, let me wall.
I don't want no smoke down here.
of
the
the
order for this to work directly
we need to shoot right like heavy hella shots
ready
I can't shoot too much, but...
No way! You gotta wait for me to shoot!
Don't worry, I can't make it, I'm gonna work, I'm gonna work.
Come on, just wait.
You ready?
Yeah.
I
Sound perfect, I was perfect
Little early on that first one
Oh, come on man, is everybody the best
I
Everybody on on tech
Okay
Don't worry I have more
Don't you yet just wait wait till we hear something and then give us a presser off. Let me know when
I
This is gonna be so great like I just want to see him hit the zip and then launch forward and die
Listen so if they come down the zip and they die I
Don't don't even show yourself like I want them to be out
Okay, like like and then people and then we go we put them again
to be fair you did show a thousand people in a viewbot how to do it in a
viewbot jet if you're a viewbot type your viewbot code in the jet
oh our shields shoot
door door yes yes and on well keep it keep it keep sure keep sure it's worth it keep
I'm sure you do.
They're up there, bro. They're up there.
Come, come, come and look at the other elevator, so you can see that one. I'll see this one. Come here.
You look at that one, so we can get the POV.
Nope. I need this.
Dude, there's no way that they're this good.
how do they all know they're so aware oh oh looking down okay why's not come on
dude I'm going back come on please
I
Lookin again
That's the door, bro.
That's the door, bro.
Okay.
That's wicked.
Was that a false line?
Was that a false line?
Just a little something we cooked up.
What the heck?
Just a little something.
I
Fortunately you got to go
Again get back up there have one more have one more
I need to see it I need to see it
Yeah, there you go like you do bang smack it on there. Yes, we did kill both of them. We got one. Okay. Yeah, I think one for sure
the
the
the
I
Ready the Google Wallet
There you gotta hit it while I'm shooting
Picking picking come on this
You're looking back on the way you and I died doing this how dumb are we bro?
We literally we both died on each tip at the same fucking time
He's coming!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Come on!
Yes dude!
Okay now we got bait on both zips.
Yes!
Oh dude!
Yeah I got it!
I got it!
Ha ha ha ha ha
Ah ha ha ha ha aah
Oh my God
This is so fucking awesome
Ah
Ah
Oh
Ah
Catwalk
Ok
come in
me and my roach family
oh shit
where were you going?
on the screen see if they cross
the ball went in the room on the right
this one?
how do you know catwalk? how do you know where I'm at?
I'll put a platform there I think it was the ball maybe was it yeah no the wall the wall
still there
so fucking great so great I chat chat to the thing where they act like they're
too cool and we're late and that that yeah we might be late but I'm having a
blast you know it's like it this is like an amusement park that I haven't been
to yet
fuck you yes bro I'm so glad it works
all right I'm gonna I'm gonna get all these processors and I'm gonna call it
you we both lose some body this is perfect man little fly trap little fly
trap he did he did you the volcano
so funny bro holy shit
and it's in my naeah head
on top of talking no bra was looting and they're coming to coming oh you okay
me the shots okay yeah shots you're ready okay no they're gonna close close
I know but they might go to that though I think we do go kill them if I have a
player though not two players
all my poops loading
it's okay it's okay
i think we got so excited that like i clenched everything while i was dying laughing
shut it down a little bit
no it pushed it down the hole a little bit more
I don't even think it's a hole, I think it's like a, like a, like a fucking...
Door open, door open, like a canister.
Ready, ready, ready?
Yeah, yeah, there he's peeking, mom, peek peeking.
Copy.
Hey, let me hold him in the head and email.
Damn.
Damn.
Thanks for your damn damn brother
Oh, well, please look at me.
Wow, okay, well, I mean, I was expecting at least one of these times, right?
Oh
We're free kids man, why we were that mad it's always the free kids that man lookie
Oh, baby.
Got another volcano for you?
It's a volcano one, but it's got great attachments.
Okay.
Got a tempi, got a volcano, and then run again.
Want to run again?
Uh, not okay, we're good.
Oh
I got chills
God you need to go even you to go huh?
You're gonna go shit, bro. It's gonna be a big one dude like this a monster poop
you don't understand I'm like my arms are covering children it's gonna be a
megalodon shit right here you don't even be looting like you don't care
okay brother I have I need this fire I burn two volcanoes two renegades that's
Tempy on augment
Gotta go gotta go gotta go gotta go gotta go gotta go gotta go. Oh gotta go gotta go
Yeah
Oh fuck.
How do you get away from that?
Oh fuck.
You're gonna wait? You're gonna wait? You're gonna wait?
Wait, wait, wait!
Fuck off, fuck off.
I think he's gonna go.
Hey, that's bad.
I'm gonna go poop to it.
Jeez, bro.
He's a squirtin' out of his ass.
I don't know what's going on.
I'm back.
Let's fucking go dude.
that like I mean you can't draw it up coach takes out the whiteboard you run a
pick at the top get our boy open fakes it kicks it out to the corner for three
bang
I mean, you can't you can't you can't you can't you cannot draw up a better shit than that you can't
Clean exit. It's a potential no wiper. You can call this kid works all you want, but I have a bidet
so
Miss me with that shit, right miss me because I washed my ass. I
literally wash it
My butthole gets washed
So I don't even know what shit he's about to skidmerks in the chat.
Oh my god, wow, alright.
Merks toy dropped 20 dollars so I can't breathe to get the fuck off me.
It's a good day, it's a good day, it's a good day, it's a good day.
Slayers your boy.
Did you guys plan to bully me when I came back?
Is this like planned bullying?
What's up, bro?
VTTDD for the new generation trooper.
Cat Kitchen with a 5 getting it on Twitch again.
Yes, sir.
Oh my god, I feel so good. I feel so good, bro. I just feel generationally great. Hold on
What's that one song about feeling good?
Fuck man
I feel so close to you right now
I feel so close to you right now
It's a forest here
And life can't fight you
And my heart
Around my sleep
Like a big deal
You love all down on me
Surround me like a waterfall
There's no stopping us right now
What just happened?
Whoa?
Just take it out, out!
you
you
you
you
you
Aw, that's pretty cool.
Shit.
Fucking shit.
Are they looking at us?
No, they're not.
They're wants.
They're wants.
She's getting riled.
Got a walla.
We got some gamers.
Oh, yeah, he's fallen. Now you got your fellow flank
Now I find container because it's about even I hate fighting the towers. I hate touching the power
Yeah, I did it. It's hard
He said like the army says it yet the army says who raw the Marines and the Navy say who ya
Don't ask me why I can tell you
I don't know what the Air Force says.
You know what they say?
You're dead, Air Force, right?
I don't know.
Okay.
I think we're all as well.
Okay, man.
I mean, someone close, close.
There.
20.
Oh, four.
Oh, wow.
20
We're also team machine from roof. Yes
Walls
He's still right there when you go up you look right you do see him
The other guy is on top. I said by right. He's put a mind on his zip the front left one
I
Guys moving
Shit be able to sit there. Hey, I don't know what side he's on he's on my side
On my side yet
I can't see through the smoke I know you got it like just shoot
You shouldn't be able to sit there. He is a wall
I'm very confused
Yeah, I did back up
I don't worry about pushing
Yeah, I think they just gave up top I don't mind here
Guys you're gonna meet you
I hear a shooting shit can't see you guys right under me right under me. Oh, we get a break maybe
and dirt we go we go we go we can drop on the balconies if we get a break if I
break your guy you can drop if I break if you break my guy drop just right
under me yeah I'm looking I just saw him for a little bit I can't see you I
haven't seen your guy I know he's under there I just can't see him oh it's no
I'm just trying to drop somewhere
Hey
Down the street once
I'm there
Nice, I don't know what my guys out
I dropped on my balcony here. I'm on tour for
Down there
Okay, I bled out. No, where'd you focus on? No, I just brought back him. I didn't get you
No job down my camera
I don't know where this guy went. Maybe he circled around and went roof.
You okay?
Yeah, I'm just trying to sound hard. I don't...
Maybe you hear him like, I mean, roof got much harm a little bit.
I never saw your guy.
I never saw that motherfucker.
Fuck
But I take all this though
We got to break take that
That's... that's...
There's ammo on that guy, if you want to.
A light ammo or just trigger?
Oh, air ammo. I don't know about light. I'd rather be.
Should be shown.
About 100 rounds. Not bad.
Oh, him?
Right? Got to be.
That's where he at.
I'm running to the extraction.
I
Maybe was on me the whole time
I'll be above your buddy same spot
What is up with this spot, bro
Which one of you boys has fucking cheats that one that one right there that one
Oh, I don't think I have cheese
It was a bad hiding spot
I'm not gonna lie.
I don't think it's on here.
I've been waiting for a while.
I'm gonna get him on here.
In any way, any way.
You got the guy.
You really, really need him.
Yeah.
Sorry.
Fuck.
I got him.
I'm sorry.
Yeah, we just continued to be funny, you know?
God, that guy was hilarious.
It's on route. The safe window is closing.
We have ten minutes to return to Scaranthor.
I repeat, ten minutes.
Fuck you.
Ten minutes to find the guy before we're cheating.
Sorry.
Okay.
You want this Bobby 3?
Uh, nah.
Good job.
Sure?
Okay.
Chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill.
I thought the guy just didn't run.
What, do you see 3G nades?
Oh, people keep-
Yes, I do.
keep fucking doing that well he's up with that spot oh no that spot dude was it a
bartender yesterday was there we had to get out there's no way okay I had to go
bro you're a dick guys you got it number one people you feel it why you want me
to what do you think I'm fucking an angel or something or you wait we're doing
over here
I
Think I think he had legs. I think he had legs to be revived had he not
That he not just immediately call those cheaters, you know
There's some legs
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Oh, shit.
I guess you can say the traction, fuck it.
So he didn't call you cheater, he asked which one of you were cheated.
You know, you are right.
You're very right.
We out.
operation save the hatch keys I gotta check these bodies man cuz you don't be
wasn't you
Show my height right there bro watch it right there you watch this shit it's motion I got
motion works
Kind of weird angle
Don't act like you guys are in love with each other, okay?
There's a little rivalry there, as there should be.
It's all in good fun.
I'm going to recycle.
Recycle everything.
Ah, yeah.
Ah, yeah.
So, so...
Okay.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
in the Naira camps they had those hot hot ponds and they're heated by the volcano that it's
on and dude it was literally
i like it was like a it was a jacuzzi bro from nature and it was insane man it was so nice
I'm a dropin on you fucking me
Yeah bitch I'ma pick you up
Cause Serena's just beautiful, beautiful
Stevo, they give you the five man, that's all you need to know
Come on man, 25 of them
That's all thank you bro, I appreciate you man, legendary
Slim Jim the new prime and handy they give you the 79 moment
Then imagine being from the UK and you moved to Costa Rica
What a crazy change?
Yeah, you guys are who the people from the UK in here man. You guys like it or you don't like it
Everybody from the house doesn't get ass
I'm behind
I'm a fucking it.
Yeah.
Bitch, I'm a pig.
Man.
Okay, okay.
But without going there, we know that it's freezing cold.
Okay, okay, but without going there. We know that it's freezing cold the majority of the time, you know, like
We're eight months out of the year. It's cold
And it rains
But we we know that going in we don't gotta live there again
Don't get shot when you walk to the mall, right you get stabbed
That's not funny anyway listen guys guys
I don't want to smoke man I don't want to smoke
That is true though that is true
I'm gonna pick the world up and I'm maddy. What up, man? Same names wrong. I appreciate you
Hey, thanks for a love, dude, you know, and I just in here either man. I don't think I don't see it man
I got eyes everywhere. I got shooters, man. I got motherfucking shooters
We're fucking deep man. We're deep. We're deep. We know everything
guys we don't need to get into a gigantic war in the chat over motherfuckers
getting stabbed in the UK and shot in America bad things happen all over the
world all the fucking time every day day in and day out I was just making it a
point that the UK doesn't seem that appealing it's cold you know I don't
I've never I don't know about the cuisine like what food
Do the UK people brag about
What do we win
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I literally hit every shot right there. I literally hit every shot
right there I like so I did this you
shot oh I just he let it in I can't
fight that guy from the far like the
USA has anything to offer well we
definitely do like climate wise we got
all different types of shit UK's just
got cold and then foods man we got all
different kinds of cultural shit going
on in the United States if you don't
know you don't know you could say that
understand like we rather go to like
Like Italy for food or Greece Spain France
You know
Like what's there to write home about when it comes to the UK, that's what I'm asking
Yeah
You know anything like that good foods come from you the only thing I ever hear about
food when it comes to the UK's beans and toast.
I've lived here for four years.
years you lived there for two years yeah would you like it no genuinely like
honest I did not like it everything's like what didn't you like about it I
just didn't like the weather the weather was just the main thing I feel like it
wasn't really that sign up often
and it was shit first of all too you know it's like that I stress for
every day to wake up and be so smart.
It's be so excellent.
It is, man.
I like I like I do right by everything, but like I can't be wrong ever, you know.
The only thing I gave like literally every other country is like everywhere else besides
the US like food wise just tastes better.
Like obviously properly seasoned because of all the bullshit that the US has in their
fucking food.
Listen with all due respect, bro.
Yeah.
I'm gonna say you don't know bullshit
With the type of food that you be ordering any guy. Yeah, I saw what no
What's that mean? No, you know you wouldn't know even at McDonald's at the UK or the in Japan
Oh, so McDonald's in the UK is better than McDonald's here
Absolutely. Yeah, it's actually real chicken
It's real chicken
Hmm
I've definitely heard about that like in Japan and shit, but I don't know about like
No, I don't like it like I mean I think you go to Canada to just like
Get real food. Canada too. So we're the only country's got bullshit chicken in McDonald's
Like a lot of the ingredients that is banned in like a lot of the countries. Yeah, well, I know that
So I have the death of I can't speak for Canada, but UK the United Kingdom and Japan like Okinawa, Japan. Yeah, for sure
I
Small portions obviously
Yeah, whatever for years
Did you like it? I I loved it. I love it. I would love if I if I could bring all my friends and not have a 12-hour time difference
Or 30-hour time difference from my family back at home. I brought it's beautiful man. That is so awesome. I love it
Can you speak can you speak Japanese?
It was just I mean when I was younger I was 13 years old
It was just like hi. Bye. Thank you. And then like there's the restroom and like it was like emergency. I was like it
Just like Konichiwa, and then I think like thank you like I got there was I'm us say again
Thank you. Thank you very much or something. Okay
Okay
Oh yeah, it's it's tough. I love it
Oh
We go here
Okay, we go we gotta fight you got runnies. You got height
I got a fucking
You try to shoot you crack them
Oh my god, oh my god.
Oh my god.
I'm in danger.
Okay, it's a different team on the wall.
I need a moment.
here
it's a pain in the dick flight but holy shit
hi guys one a speed how does he not die i don't know let me go
front of the chest yeah i not to go i not to another team on the wall like the wall
I
stop stop stop
stop combat man
where is he? is he boy up?
no bad guys bad guys bad guys
I'm pretty used to those when they both hop on you.
Love it.
Love it.
Oh.
Where are you going?
Where are you running?
Good shit, good shit.
That should be everybody.
Oh
Where you going?
Where you running?
Good shit, good shit. That should be everybody.
Dude, you really lost that.
I thought you were gonna be like a little...
Oh, he's still there!
Oh, wait.
He's actually there.
That's alright.
Ah, yeah, motherfucker, wish you'd find me 101, lemme heal up by you, motherfucker, see you're actually going in, I'll wait you're too scared, little bitch.
I'll leave 1v2 while I tell you 1v1.
1v2, yeah, we both fucking went just thought someone, yeah, makes sense.
What are these honky tonk fucking... lobbies?
We in that Alabama roadtide fucking I mean we in that damn I got a house
That's what I'm called.
You're a hockey fan, isn't it?
I go down to the home gate, though.
Yeah, yeah.
That's a banger, bro.
How could I change the song?
What?
Come on, Nico!
Yes, sir!
Got a house, down a back road, got a flag
And a frog porch, got a dog named Wayland
Got a driveway that needs payment
You got a post
It's a two stroke couple guarantee
To make you laugh judge
I got friends in low places
Yeah, life is what you're making
I might not end up in the hall of fame
With a star on sidewalk with my name
Or stand you in my hotel without gone
Nobody's gonna name their babies after me
Death and me might not go down in history, but I go down to the honky-donk.
Got a girl.
Name's Sheila, she goes bad shit.
On Tequila, I got a job.
It gets the job done.
I got a loan at the bank, it's a big one.
The only time you might see my name is on the wall.
Get dark all off of local legend on Friday night
With absolute indian life
My night in love in the hall of fame
With a star on a sidewalk with my name
I'll set you in my home town without God
Nobody can hate that baby's Anthony
My night go down in history but
I'll hold down to the heart of your tongue
I go down to the honky-tonk, I go down to the honky-tonk, I go down, I go down to the honky-tonk.
Bet you won't find me when I'm with you.
You just got to be with me!
I'm going to the honky-tonk, I go down to the honky-tonk.
I go down to the honky-tonk.
Let's get it!
I'm not in love in the hall of fame and the star of the sky
Walk with my name or a statue in my hometown where I've gone
Nobody's gonna name their babies after me
I'm not gonna have any history but I go down to the old age
Oh
You play that shit he's gonna be jamming guaranteed. Okay. What am I bringing yourself? I got yourself
Get a renegade shield purple sensor. I
Didn't have purple sensor, but I'll take it whatever I care. Oh, no, I have a good one. I have it
okay, I
Got my ammo. Okay. Did you ever snap a cat of your ass by chance? I don't think so. Let me see. No, I don't
Okay
That's why he was so mad
You want me one be one
Yeah
Fight me like a real bad fucking pussy
You country music so good, bro, but
Stuff you buy I
that's all like Jamie be playing all the tracks of course she does man she's
from Iowa bro
Like you didn't even got to know the words but like you'll know what's coming next
I know my brother's jamming right now, but Stevie loves country.
All right, all right.
All right, all right.
Yo, you know who my dad loves, bro?
My dad loves Dua Lipa, bro.
He loves Dua Lipa.
Pops loves doing Leeper.
Pops!
He loves doing Leeper.
Oh man.
Bang bang bang bang, gree gree, white whitey
Well...
If you don't wanna see me
Don't calm down!
Don't walk away!
Ascii?
Oh fuck
Too shy, you gotta go home man, we should've
All good music coach from Europe bro.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, don't misconstru my disdain for the United Kingdom for Europe.
There's a lot more in Europe than the United Kingdom. Okay, I
Don't want no smoke with my Europeans man. All right, I
Got I got a you you look at it a motherfucker this Polish
Macedonian
fucking Italian
Greek I
Mean, I let's what my fucking people are from it. I
I
Got a little Ugandian in me too Ralph like 10%
You got a
And I'm Chinese
10%
Chinese Ugandian
Lebanese little Arab in me too, what you bella?
10% 10% 10%
10%
10%
you're a pound pup
100% bro yeah yeah
I have 10% everything man
and I'm Mexican
cause my stepmom is Mexican
so that's at least
12%
at least
So, hey, how you been, so?
Yeah, you're Lebanese, huh, so?
A quick question for you, pal.
Ricky Ricky no way right Ricky no fucking way right
He might
And all my game is Mike is on oh my bad, I don't know Ricky said something crazy watch your mouth
watch your back
Not double constant when he should
Give the mice
Oh, yeah.
Don't worry, I'll take care of it.
I wish I had hope so in about time to do something today.
Shredder.
When are you going to Japan, bro?
Where the hell is that, bro?
My bed is where the thoughts hide
Cooking good no Popeyes. Yeah
It's a chair chill, bro. I'm really up there. I'm like that. I'm fucking different
Minute me with the hot fries
What you saying?
Is that English?
Zip, zip, zip.
Hello?
Yeah, my check.
Zip, zip, zip.
You like to do the fish here?
Oh, shit.
I just want to be nice to the fish here.
Yo, get your guy, bro.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
I'm still sorry.
You can't change your voice, that's unlucky.
I understand, I understand. You get no bitches, you get nothing.
Yo, he's talking shit out of the way out, right?
Hi, you get no bitches, you get nothing.
Um, well, you get no bitches.
Okay, I do.
Ratio.
Hi.
No bitches.
Well.
Listen, I'm on the whole shit, I wonder what he looks like.
What does this guy look like?
Dude, dude.
It takes a real man to admit that he looks like big
Don't look like big
I don't look like dick. Dude. What am I here? What is that noise? Am I hacked?
Hey guys, holy shit. I thought that was my fucking dude soul get out of my room
Me some bad enough thinking about you
I
Know
So he's stroking this shit right now.
You don't want to see me dancing with somebody.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We need, um, I got a smell of good stank down it.
That's it.
Oh my gosh.
Thanks.
Down it.
Smell this guy's asshole right now.
Okay
Peanut yeah
One-star team name
They're called
What are they missing?
We got to have some racers shit, bro. We have to
Got Danny on our team we we we got
Okay, what's like races but not races peanuts name is
the Knights of the Round Bungus or something like that.
No no, Chad, we need like a... we need like a racist but not a... like a fucking racist.
What... what is he... huh?
I'm on your team, right? We have to.
Yeah, but...
Well, I'm...
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Heeey...
I hate you.
How fucking weird is this?
My chat's in shambles. Bad question, bad question.
I hate you guys.
JK JK!
Holy fuck, I messed up!
Yeah, inside.
Oh!
You were so mean!
It was a pop-pop-pop!
Yeah, but I don't know what to call us.
Up, up, up, up, up, up!
He sucks.
He's not ready to go into the game. What my bitch?
Oh my gosh.
What the fuck are you on, Sky?
Oh my...
Oh shit, I'm here!
Oh shit, I'm here!
Oh no!
Oh, I hit twice!
Yes, yes, it's me, it's me, I love you!
No, no, don't kill, don't kill!
No! This is a good, good guy!
Wait, why was he trying to kill you?
No!
No!
Why were you trying to kill him?
You were about to punch him out!
He was about to punch you out, was he not?
Yes, we need to arrest your war farm.
No!
I got this. I got this. Help! Help! Help! It's us against the Ark! No, he's not, he's
No, there's bad guys up there, but they're gonna be good today. HELP!
Sir? Sir?
It's your favorite streamer, Mr. Peanut.
You're not the part, Peanut.
It's your favorite sir?
I'm sorry. Yo, he's got a little
zesty with. Say. Say. It's your
face. Oh, that's very, you know,
very much lost. I is down here.
Hey. He's not. It's down here.
Oh
Your friends are gonna be there
The aroma on that could kill a small village
Yeah, I think that's why I died
I got an idea okay we got 20 minutes
there's gonna be new spawns right we all got lungs I say we rotate this guy
yells for the next one minute and then I'll start and then that guy yells
You can chop, you keep yelling.
Till 1830, you can chop, till 1830.
NOOOOOOO!
I guess they weren't trying to hear that shit.
Don't think they were trying to hear that.
Ah, well.
Oh.
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Sure.
Certainly.
Yeah.
Certainly.
Let the AI algorithm take it away, you know?
Yeah, take it away, lads!
Oh, shit.
Well, dude, that was fucking hilarious.
The cutoff from the teammates on my end was great.
You were like, ahh!
Look at that fucking war movie, bro.
The Fast and Five, and the dropping the nades on the guy.
They get ambushed, dude.
He was just yelling at you.
Holy shit.
You're gonna die.
You're gonna die.
I'm a nades on the guy, I get ambushed.
Dude, he was just yelling at you.
Holy shit.
You're like, just yell.
He's just yelling nades and stuff in front of you.
Oh, good.
Yeah, that's the way to train Rex on our team.
OK, now.
Oh.
Is he going to try?
Like, what are we doing tonight?
Are we just gambling?
Or are we like supposed to?
Oh, no, no, no.
OK.
I think that's what he's going to do.
Dude, you saw this a lot right now.
This is fun. I just woke up shit. So come on. You
What I love you, bitch
You should see you guys
How do I stop pop-ups bro on my screen you said they do updates. Yeah settings general show refer request at the bottom
Nice, thank you turn it off. Yeah got it
Okay, so we got trainwrecks. We got me. We got you. We got Tim. We got infinite
Drakk or is that he with them?
I
Excuse me
Drax and Drax Athena. Okay
That's fine. Thanks for more. He's ass. I think they want a full boom war for the first day
Okay, so we're just supposed to be fighting each other. Okay, perfect. I got some farmers
get them
well we got
we got camsoda
and then
yeah and then
my cousin
and they build like
bases
oh my gosh
we need that
can they get me guns?
yes
see that's the whole thing
I was like I expect to wake up
and just have like five AKs
fuck yeah
fuck yeah
Hey, shout out, Taylor, thank God.
I'm gonna have a fucking crossbow.
Can I get you anything else?
No lollipops.
All right, let me go through that.
Fucking Tim's playing Marvel Rivals.
Holy fucking snooze.
It's 2026.
Who's playing Marvel Rivals?
Give it up, fatty.
I'm gonna back.
Hashtag ad.
Skope all the time would make me look more professional
or just stylish.
Have you seen Tim?
Like, underneath everyone at Denny's tweets,
he's just putting hashtag ad.
So fucking great.
I saw that earlier,
because he was like,
So great. What is Camp Soda? Camp Soda is a
Basically from what I know, he's like a design fool
Like you know when design fool gets on these games and he just finds ways to ruin them because of how
Annoyingly good and weird and strange he is
That's at a surface level
Who I think Camp Soda is to everybody else
Did I nail it or did I nail it?
He's creepy. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. You gotta tell him the best part too. Sure
Cam soda, I don't even think you know this story. Dude, Cam soda was a professional player
What's he named himself? He named himself Cam soda back in the day
He didn't patent his name or anything and he was like winning land tournaments and H1 like he was winning lands at H1 and then a
A month later after he made his name in one land torment a porn website came out with the name and soda and
A little bit more common than we think bro because I write currently they don't know if you know
But I'm being harassed by a bunch of oldie fans girls
Are you yeah?
Well, dude, you started in danglers career. That's kind of sick
But now every single time you search his name none of his pro earnings come up it's a porn
All right, we're back.
All right.
We have Trane on our team.
He's got a little skin.
Trane, camp soda.
He's got to be cracked.
I don't think he is, man.
I think he just does like a lot of Adderall,
and he just like stares in the screen as if, like,
he just saw Jesus walk by.
Right, right, right.
I feel like, ready?
61.
61.
61.
61.
Dude, hit.
No, I'm just.
I knocked his ass.
I knocked him.
You better move to resin quick.
You better get going.
I hope sea biscuit can gallop.
Got a little shot in the E right there.
Did you?
Uh, oh yeah.
Here we go bug raw.
Yeah, that's the best.
I think he's still bowing.
Oh, I'm gonna grab that.
Oh, I'm gonna try to shoot that thing for you.
What a nade!
Hooray!
Holy shit!
How about the E-shots?
Raaagh!
Raaagh!
Raaagh!
Raaagh!
Raaagh!
Raaagh!
Oh
Shit, do you think he's ever playing the game yet?
Like yeah, I'm not I'm not I'm so dead if I came home
Right I'm straight back to legalize
wherever the fuck I'm I'm I'm fucking warzone dnz
I
Need I don't see it
I'll kill you
That's not him
Don't shoot him don't shoot
Oh no!
Oh man!
Okay!
Okay!
I understand.
Oh man.
So boys, any defense possible at this time?
Happy to- Whoa!
That's from the tower, by the way.
Yeah.
Would love a defense and maybe a kiss even.
Oh
I would trade a kiss for a deep end honestly, that's okay. You shot a little zesty
No way
Not wrong with it. It's kind of like what P. It's like said
What
Dude, did you see wait wait did you see me swing my axe that guy?
No, I did it. Oh, we are we need to get out of lobbies stat
This is space for chair. No, it's not. I'm sick. It is it is
You have to admit it is no
Okay, you didn't get you think people in our skill level are playing spaceport. They're playing Stella Montes. They're playing blue gate
They're playing damn and then they're playing spaceport
Am I wrong
You don't see what happened to us last time we got four teams in our fucking assholes digging in deep prolapse after they're done
I'm just letting you know what just happened.
Facts.
I asked Tim what our team name was and he said he was doing an ad.
And then he immediately thought I was going to say something racist.
Can you blame him?
I could have taken that whole shit down.
You thought about doing that, just saying fuck it?
Yeah, one of these is.
Well, when you do it, let's do it on Tim's stream.
I'm in.
Yeah, no, 100%.
And then we won't be streaming, and then we'll say to AI.
Shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
They're not horrible.
Yeah, I broke one.
I don't know.
I have literally your whole swing left and right.
I think he's gonna stay there, bro. I was f**king him off.
No, they're trying to beat me. They're trying to make you push.
You don't get on the top, though.
Oh, he's smoking. Turn around you. I can't see the billboard right behind you.
Watch out, watch out, watch out.
This guy's climbing up.
What is that?
Oh shit, another team.
What is this team work?
Two, right here.
They're down that border.
Hold on, hold on.
Got one.
Nice.
Got two.
Get up, baby!
Get up!
I'm a good Christian boy.
I'm a good Christian boy.
if you rest me, I'll crush your face
I used to have a good Christian American boy
Holy fuck
That's a good start, you know
I'll run away, I won't even challenge you
I'll just run away and I'll love you forever
Here's the thing, here's the thing, this is the fucked up part about it is right
sound like a fucking demon man you just sound like you run my shit in a call of
duty fucking wager
maybe
I got a new minute! I got a new minute!
What you said?
Maybe.
No, that motherfucker would take my money and if I could do me too for sure.
The four letter game we're tagged
dark
You know or crim Instagram model on his fucking CMG account
$8,000 in earnings since con four I respect honesty, bro. I love it when they're like that
And the Bobby on a Bobby I can't
of the
Weeberg, get your ass down here and loot.
Yeah, we'll loot your bodies.
It's raining.
I don't know how many of them are freekits, let's see, this guy's a freekit.
What guns do you have?
A volcano, Ren.
I
Got this and a three-sides. Oh some attachments on it
Both those you scoop up sell them easy
Yeah, you know it man a four letter name. It's like it's just a kid
But there's actually a fucking kid you should check both those bodies right here
I think I popped out a friend in this picture.
I think one had a tempi.
What do you got? What do you got?
Rather for Anvil for an eight or four.
Just all the stuff that work on this.
I already got to break to.
I'm a chunky monkey.
I
Somebody told me to tell him to get back in the corner and I'll put a barricade on him
And I'll be back before I like what and I'm done
Well, could you imagine that?
We should do that we should do that
That'd be fire. It's like it's like what's like we get a couple little goldfish in the tank. You won't come back from
I'm so down down. Yes
Yeah, how fucked up would that be?
Steve, you gotta make a clip, by the way, out of the fucking traps we set up on Bluegate.
That shit was hilarious.
Hasta la vista, baby.
Yeah, that'd be a good one, Steve, trust. That'd be a funny one. People can get angry,
but it's funny
Start a timer and then have them count and the one closest to your time wins. Oh fuck. It's just like torturing people
Oh god
Tedby how many times I got
Me Renz
We can use some more rounds of it. Yeah, it's not a red for though
Do I got a I know I'm just gonna I'm just gonna recycle
By the way, what time we find that thing I know
Don't know, don't know, don't know.
another hour after that rush starts is 6 p.m. What do we are I mean I'm not gonna
be on early I don't I I got no idea what the hell's going on over there
I'll probably just get on with when Peter and everybody else get telling you
I
Think it is time for another coffee. It's the end of the week and I deserve it
Anybody disagree
How do you click and drag so fast on controller?
No, Duran, I do, I do all my inventory in the, in the main lobby with my mouse.
But like when I'm playing the game, I'm always on my controller when I'm playing.
How do you look so sexy all the time?
Huch.
Rar!
Rar!
Rar!
Rar!
Rar!
Rar!
Rar!
Rar!
Rar!
Rar!
Rar!
Rar!
Rar!
Rar!
Rar!
We're gonna talk his language now. That's how we get him back. We're just slowly easy to think that we're like him
You know we blend in and then when he least expects that we soup in and get him
Bring a bat dark for a day
Sneak attack
I need to kill a big big fashion but these stuff by the way, they said it starts at
Um, it's Hicks P.M. Texas time, your time, but that's what time the server starts.
That's not the peanut beyond an hour after that thing.
I'm gonna, I'm not gonna go there until like everybody's on a plan.
Yeah.
I don't think anybody will.
I might get on early.
I'm not sure.
Oh, I gotta send him my fucking code or whatever.
You guys send me your code too, so I can send it to him
Yeah
I'm sorry. What do you say the code?
Yeah, I'm not. Oh already already sent that in. Oh, okay. I think I did yeah, I did I put it that second
It's all responsibility
of
the
I
You know say anything you know say oh yeah, no here
What was that?
Bombardier blow up
Fashion the left there. Yeah, I'm gonna kill that thing
We need for our churches. Yeah
I don't see what you killed there, oh yeah dude, first.
I don't fucking know.
I'm trying to act like distracted for you and I just have to know as soon as you went up
It didn't look great
Here
of
the
of
the
of
the
of
the
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, son of a sh**
No, I haven't even said it to me yet
I did, I literally touched you to you
You touched me?
Yeah, I did
I haven't seen it
My library, I...
I think so
I can't believe you didn't
It's gotta be f**king crazy when you guys talk about it, man
Yeah.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
What do I need this performance steel for?
Oh, actually, I'll take the performance steel and wires for hoses.
No, I need the performance steel and the wires for hoses.
Okay.
Okay.
I really do.
We need it for something.
I know we need it for the thingy a little event
He's like the bobcatcher in the stamp book
I might say that for Nick, I'm just a vision. I don't know. I don't know if it carries up it
I would save it given how far we are with our inventory
You're back
Welcome back
Fun time organizing all this
My brain hurts balls
I don't want to grieve anymore.
All you're doing great, boss.
You're doing great.
We need you, bitch.
I hope we can get offline, but that would be sad.
Huh?
No, so you can only get offline rated one year.
They have 30 minutes.
Like, if we all log off, they have 30 minutes to rate us.
I thought he was getting ready to say a slur right there.
Okay, I'll take this whole operation down right now.
You're bringing this shit down?
AI!
You want to make a decision?
This is not real!
This is an AI face.
This is a fake, Kloxy.
You didn't say anything, I promise.
Uh, we had Tim's doing an ad and he doesn't trust me to talk to him right now.
He thinks I'm gonna say something racist.
So we have to wait an hour to make a team name.
his name his title is very special drops
yeah dude oh my god yes
fuck it's very special alright
very fucking special drops
guys eyes down to his fucking teeth
not about his fucking head
Jesus Christ
well I'm down for whatever you guys want me to team
Well, Peanut literally just tagged me in the discord and goes,
Fuck you, Cloaksy.
The Knights of the Bungus will rip your clan limb from limb.
We'll break your bones and drink your blood.
Okay, well, he's ready to go for the night, huh?
What the fuck?
His sticky honey juice is well coated on his throat.
That is straight.
What?
Oh, the birds.
Oh, you want a hatch?
Yeah.
I can't see.
Look at him, look at him.
Look at him.
Time for the barricade thing. Barricade thing.
Now listen guys.
Yeah.
What you doing?
Oh, sorry.
Okay, good.
Now don't move anywhere.
Stay, come right here, come right here.
Over here.
Hello.
How are you doing today?
You guys having a good day?
We're having a pretty good day.
We're having a pretty good day.
The thing is, we have trust problems.
We've been trying to trust people today, and they're not...
I don't know, man. They're just real quick to pull the trigger today.
Can you back up a little bit?
Towards my friend?
Towards my friend.
Thank you.
The whole lineup, we're going to let you go.
Don't worry.
I've got a new house.
This is cool.
Okay.
Just a little bit.
Hang on to this shit.
No, wait, wait, hold on.
No, we're just going to smash this shit.
Well, okay, friend.
Who's your friend?
Are you your...
Sir?
Can you come in here?
Both of you go in.
Yep.
Come in.
Don't worry.
We are here to protect you.
You're not going to mark me.
We got you.
I feel so safe.
Got to get the right angle.
There it is. Okay, now we'll be back.
Don't go anywhere, okay?
Okay!
Okay!
I'll be right back, I promise you.
Hey, brother. We are going to hell.
I want you to know that. You're there with me.
Do we be together?
Yeah, we'll show our box. Yeah, it's great.
All right.
I'm going to ask me so bad.
No, Chad, we're going back. We're going back.
I swear, we're I swear, we're going back.
We're just we're going to finish what we started with this lobby.
And then we'll go back to that hatch and we'll check on our our.
What do we call them?
I don't want to get cancelled right now.
Our friends.
They're not friends.
Yeah, you can just effort this.
Our comrades.
Our comrades.
Oh no, we need something like more aggressive but not cancelable.
Oh.
Procurement?
Our prisoners, our prisoners.
No, don't, no, do not ever kick him in the coaxing when he's online.
Stop.
Holy shit.
I got a couple things that came to mind.
Hahaha!
There's a couple little...
little pinkies in the...
in the whole street.
Alright, hold on.
Just a couple, just taking a look.
You see that? You hear that?
Someone got an aggro.
Yeah, yeah. They're probably screaming for help.
Okay, we do have an issue though.
I went to bed at 11am and I woke up at 2.
Okay, well if you went to bed right... hold on.
What?
He went...
If you go to bed right now, you can squeeze the other hour in.
Wait, they're over there! They're over there by our expiry!
Are they?
Our prisoners!
I heard an explosion.
Don't hurt them!
Stay away!
Do you have a zipline?
What happened to your friend?
Look at his body sticking out.
Are you okay?
What happened to your friend?
He died.
No.
No.
No, don't worry you can get out now, oh don't be sad it's okay, I'll get all his loot so
that way we don't waste it you know, oh that'll happen, yeah my friend doesn't ever shoot
those so it's always just up to me, I got a hatch key you can use our hatch key with us
it'll be great. You want to? Yes, yes, yes. Don't worry, I'm not going to betray you.
I would never do that. Don't. We had to finish our our quest. Okay.
line ready let's do it you first ladies first god speed
thank you thank you
thank you
look at him, sounds like a British mother
just a nice warming welcoming voice for us
we're just being atolls
we should have done a voice changer
that's a voice changer we're chocked okay
Thank you.
It's just it's over.
Apparently, Drac would do his girl voice if he would always get revived in the beginning.
Do you remember when he was offering his Snapchat game of this game from Booth?
Did it ever work?
Yeah, he said it worked.
I know that's what he said, but like, did it work though?
Oh, well he told me it worked.
I know.
But then there you go.
The hard to believe
Okay, what do we use this stuff for the expedition or whatever
Let's check your project
Yeah
I need fireball burners. I need a coffee pot
We got you buddy, take a quick coffee man for a big mission.
What are you actually?
Yeah, probably.
Oh my god, bro the interactions today have been hilarious. You know Danny we put two fucking pulse mines on the top of the zipline
I'm bluegate fucking tunnel
They just come plopping down and they die it's free and then we do it again and again and again
It's so pile of bodies down on the bottom of the zip it's a beautiful place beautiful place
bro you can put them going up on spaceport so when they're going up the
big zips you put them on the side of the wall halfway up and they got washed off
that's my kind of game you're right there that's my kind of game I'm in you
say Nick you want to play what are we doing that I'm in there okay white
I like green grease and fan, fib, barricade.
Bring the, bring the pulse flats.
I'll bring three.
Okay, just in case.
We'll see what happens.
Okay.
Cause I like damn, we might end up at the tower or something, you know?
Cun, cun.
I'm saying.
Yeah, that chick thought for sure that we were gonna kill her.
What happened to her boy?
He just kept crawling and just died
I guess I don't know
Dude, how?
Just sit still
I don't know, did you loot him?
No, it was like what we did
Fucking art gallery and shit
Damn
Digging out
Are we assholes?
Are we bad people?
No
No
We could be like this.
you
you
you
you
you
I
Next is gonna be a lot of honor fuck it. Are they under I think so
That's the way black my shots
I think he's gonna be able to get away
Oh!
What the fuck?
Get!
Get!
Get!
Get!
Get!
Get!
Get back in!
Nice
Oh my...
Come here
I'll take care of you.
Get out of my side.
There's more, there's more, there's more.
I can't hear my screen.
There's more.
They're like around.
They're above me.
From the tunnel I left them.
your adventures I love that
here you're here you're here I don't
above I think
yeah but for sure for sure
they're walking down the ramp I heard
stop looks through
right
i hear a little bit of it
part of the rap guys more
by him and i'm not going to go up
I'll put around with the pillar side.
There, there, there, they're gonna fight.
Two more.
Ready, buddy?
Ah, they're on the roof.
They're on the roof and they're probably right here.
shhhhhh
I'll be back, take it team image
okay
okay
okay
I'm trying, I'm trying
why are you whispering?
it's me over here
slide slide slide slide slide
oh what a trash gun
we can we can
slide
oh i'm gonna
here's one
just live, just live
him
oh my god you go
oh my god, oh my god, oh my god
oh my god, him, him
don't worry, get the stairs with the stairs
there's a team opposite side
Oh, okay.
It might be a bonus, I have to get a bonus right now.
Okay, sure.
I'm trying.
I'm trying.
I'm trying.
I'm trying!
I'm trying!
I'm trying!
I'm trying!
I'm trying!
It's the last thing I'm taking attendance.
It's the last.
I think I'm taking attendance as cold-shaping your class making sure okay yeah your parents
are here to pick you up welcome to the class of Burger King and shit
Oh dude the best times ever like what pops would show up with like
Here's me
No Bobcat board go stop. Oh finally be getting like a juicer, right?
We haven't had one all day
Yeah, Bobcatty
Oh, I'm kidding.
Yeah, the fucking faster to just smell up the whole classroom.
Fuck me.
You get it, bro.
You got me, don't you?
Well, can't help.
So what are we going to do with our prisoner?
Well, I thought you would because you came up with the idea.
Well, yeah, we already, I know, but like the first one went really, really well.
so like oh i don't know what to do with this one well he's been he's been pretty loyal calling out
and shit he's not he hasn't given up i mean he could have given up what do you say
uh permission granted
you've been a very good boy you've been a very good boy
I don't want you
You get out of here now, okay, it's great
Thanks for being a good boy
Okay, good good job good job get the two guys in the ramps
These are bait. I mean if you didn't get shot then we're good. Yeah
What is the army goes?
Do you ever quit?
No!
We want some more.
We want some more.
Turn it!
Shoot that drone or you're in trouble.
You're dead drone!
Wow, this is the best raid of the fucking day so far.
You got two bobcats, right?
Yeah, I did.
I did, too. And a technique.
I got a can't tell what that kinetic on it to
You grab it get room I did some room
Don't you take out my son
Oh
Fuck yeah, man
I was used to
That bird don't leave an audit way so the burners come from
The what the firefly the firefly the one that shoots the pisser
Yes, I got it
It's nice gotta kill those okay, I didn't know that
What doing man? Damn it
She dang it!
I darn it!
She dang it!
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 6, 7, 8, 9, 9, 10, 11, 11.
Repair.
Throw that in there.
Everywhere we go, everywhere we go, people won't know, people won't know who we are, who we are, so we tell them, so we tell them.
We got
I'm the kind of like thinking about it, but holy shit
It's gotta be late late late late late like how late like not like 10
11 10 it can't be too late, bro. We can't like eat Taco Bell and then go to bed
I'm not trying to bet like I'm in there.
I don't know.
How are you saying I'm?
I'm not saying I'm, you know, like 12.
Yeah, I'm not for like 10-30.
Yeah.
Full of compliments.
We'll see how hungry we get.
We'll see how hungry we get.
Yeah.
We'll play by hunger.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Oh, it's track's birthday. Did I know?
That was Sunday
Yeah, but I'm not gonna be on this weekend. You want to sing and have birthday? Yeah, we can
yet
I think with this one man, we just gotta go acapella like just
You know, okay. Okay. Listen. Listen. Listen. We'll go back and forth. We'll sing the happy birthday song
Um
Chat tell hutch to join this court real quick
We're all gonna sing him happy birthday real quick and then and then mods clip it and and then we'll send him the clip
Okay
I'll start like happy birthday. Oh he hutches it off fuck man
Happy birthday to you and then you come in
Yeah
Then I come in to you, to you, to you, and then you come back happy birthday, dear.
And then we three, two, one, drag.
Like we both hit it.
Okay, that's a lot to remember.
It's a lot of pressure.
Okay.
Oh, fuck.
Okay.
Oh, we both got to hit the drag part.
Okay.
I'm down for that.
That's me.
I come over the top to like you four, five, six little bitch.
Yeah.
Okay.
Hold on.
Jesus.
Don't do that again. Holy shit.
Here we go.
Okay.
Stop. Are you making me nervous? Stop.
Sorry.
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday, dear one.
Drag you forward a little bit.
Happy birthday to you.
Together, together, together, together, together.
You.
Beautiful.
Good job!
And they say you can't lock in because you're fat.
nobody's ever said that
oh gotcha
alright back
drip thingy for the-
imma just hit that
drip thingy for the prime man
cheese thingy for the reset bro
loan thank you
buh-bang thank you
swag
salt thingy for the 50
slurzy out here rippin' slurs
but a little cheese
is the thing that beats him up the most
I'm stu- I'm stu-
that real shit real spit
doin' tricks on it
huh
haha
fuck man
Yeah, we're on dick right now, okay?
We are locked in.
We are completely on BS right now.
Locked fucking right now.
Boom.
Okay.
I feel so close to you right now, it's a force field.
I wear my heart up on my sleeve Like a big deal
Your love so round it leaves around me Like a waterfall, yeah
And there's no stopping us right now I feel so close to you right now
Now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now.
Motherfucker.
Dick, I'm pretty right. I'm crazy.
Yeah.
Momo, lead with five, rock zero.
No way.
No way.
No way.
No way.
No way.
No way.
No way.
I feel so close to you right now.
It's a force me.
I wear my
I wear my
I wear my
I wear my
I wear my sleep like a big
You let a boss down on me, surround me like a waterfall
And there's no stopping us right now, I feel so close to you right now
and
and
and
fucking store that oh yeah I forgot we need to maybe three coffee pots get the
coffee pots I'm gonna get one they might be in that other building
I
We did x boys to men I think we are
The Bay I yeah, man, how do you know about them holy shit?
Like
What's another one Pentatonix my generation fucking in sync backstreet boys
I don't think I'm in the right building bro.
Balaga waterfall.
Is he in your building?
No, I found a toaster.
Okay hold on.
Someone behind you?
Oh, I gotta kill that bot.
You actually?
I got one.
There we go.
Oh.
Hey, ice cream, scooper.
Told ya.
Ice cream, scooper.
Ice cream.
No, you didn't get one I'm gonna get one bro hold on
No, maybe I'm not
Oh
We've no way to go to the breach, right?
Yeah, that's the fucking bandage in there.
Oh, there's one.
Damn.
Yeah, we have one more man, fuck!
Yeah, we'll look for one in here, watch.
Yeah, I guess they're like in all these little apartments.
I
Need this though I need it
Where's your dam's the easiest map, Chat, no?
This is the map where you're supposed to play if you're new.
There we go.
Got another one?
You actually... nice.
Oh no, I thought you said...
Huh?
I got one.
You got one, okay.
I have none.
Really?
Yeah, yeah, that guy sucked.
I suck.
Did you check up here yet?
I did.
Oh yeah I did.
You did?
Yes.
I'm back at waterfall.
Oh, man, please, one more.
I think he's fucked.
Those people didn't like coffee very much.
i need fireball burners
as i pull the fucking uh...
the thingy
the canthal
I
Go and drop that coffee baby. What's best for you?
Thank you. I'm in my man. My man. My man
I mean, we just go to the big building and we look for some fights along the way.
If you see any of the pincers, I'm going to kill them.
Check my lab.
Okay.
Piss her?
Yeah, piss her.
I don't know.
Damn.
Damn.
I don't know where you find this.
about that time son 545 on a Friday
we're all getting home from work I'm gonna
I heard someone, yeah, they're like left, right, they're not like left, might be in the
I don't care. Cowards?
Yeah, I gotta be.
Let's lie down and see.
I don't care if they're cowards right now.
maybe they were going it there's a player
okay they were probably going across
all done the roof
I think.
They threw out the roof, they probably will.
I'm going to go far left, that's someone just died, right?
No, that's the same player.
You're left?
Yeah, we'll be okay.
begin
on the note is being brought
they were the showstopper
uh... i haven't had kids
just about
right-right-right-right low-right low-right low-right low-right
by the tower
I'm trying to film the little on it right here
There you go, type of a lot
Yep, here's the song
We're open
Coming up over here
I'm gonna go back in
I think I'm top, right?
Up, up, up, up, up
Okay, I just see you, uh, I'm cracked
Okay
where where where
backside, 20, autumn
they guys inside the staircase, okay
he's thinking what you're at
did he slide?
he couldn't have, he has to be there
okay
oh I gotta show something
I got that.
Oh, Bob Cariana.
You had it.
Cariana.
I got one off the sky too.
That guy's usually wasn't saying.
I didn't see anything, I don't know if I wanted to do it.
Okay, partner.
I don't know if I want some shape, but I keep lagging, I hate my legs, I should take fall
damage, but I don't.
Wait, that's literally what I've been, kinda out of that firefire over here.
What are you doing?
On there?
Firefly, up there.
Looks like I got these waffles here too.
Oh, wait, wait, wait.
I
May or may not have my barbecue right now. Oh shit. Oh
What do you get your food before Taco Bell?
Not super hungry right now. Are you gonna hold out?
What you got
Oh, a fort is...
The worst. I think... wow, what is that?
and
I'll put hot sauce all over that shit dude.
There you go, D-Burk!
You die him!
Now I say you die him!
You die him!
That was Betty eating a brisket, bro
We have never ran in some more country folk
Country in our lives than today for sure
Everybody will see its country
Even if you bet
little bro little big big little bro right I got it man just got barbecued
man beans and corn and shit fucking macaroni and cheese
damn damn you know
fucking stevie tube man
boy I gotta I gotta I gotta god damn
so you know damn well I respect the food yeah where should I find you then I'm
I'm second guessing it now!
Fuckin' A!
Uhhh...
Oh my gosh...
I can't get my brain!
Mhmm... Keep ya.
And
Perfect perfect bear put him in there
Perfect one two buckle my shoe
I
See my cheaters band in apex this week how many 73k
Holy fucking shit
This week oh
My god, man
But that real
No way that's real
There's no way that's real
That's crazy that's real man
page four sender no I just sold that ball
I just sold that ball man that's actually crazy that they've been that many
cheaters wow yeah I mean look I've been telling y'all for a minute that how bad
Cheating is just on these games. We play online man. It's insane, you know
Ricky thank you, bro
I wonder if like AI and shit will be able to slow that down a little bit, you know?
I feel like it's, I mean...
What you think that you and this AI stuff?
Well Mark, well I'm serious man.
How else are they gonna get in front of this damn cheatin' shit?
You know, I mean, obviously whatever they're doing now isn't good enough and then never will be.
So, I wonder if AI could, couldn't they build something out of AI where they'd be able to detect and
like immediately initiate penalty and whatever? Like, it's gotta be a way, bro. It's gotta be a way.
The song you were just listening to was AI?
Well, fuck it, I don't care.
I'm talking about like AI detecting fucking cheats, man.
Get on it!
Somebody build it.
Do it now!
So, you want my AI song, or I got you?
This is my AI song.
AI's on both sides.
Thank you very much.
Yeah, they're probably using AI to make up, right?
Crazy.
Send Ninja to the cheer's house and deal with him?
Let's do it.
There's a lot of conversation about cheating in video games, man, but I don't know why.
I don't know where I fall on all the bad luck.
People say that
Like these companies kind of turn a blind eye to it because of the clips and shit that it generates just all the bullshit
You think about that if you
As a quality I think
Oh, I can't shoot that.
Right, flash, flash. There you go.
Ah, it shuts. Um...
I think...
I think that's for Kod, at least. He never did anything because it happens to so little, because I think 85% of the player base is on console.
And they don't get hacked on.
Or, like, with SBMM2, they don't even know, like...
Like, the casual player base is so good.
Right, when it's second floor.
That's just my take on it. That's why they never, like, unshadowed me. They never, like,
get any of that bullshit. Because they're just like, oh, I think they came out of the
vlog. It happens to like, 22% of our playways that get a shadow ban. I'm like, oh, that's
awesome. Like, that's probably why they never do shit. It's just, I think that's what ARC
2, like, like, I think a lot of them, like, they just turn cross-play off. They don't
to deal with it. I don't know about that though. I mean that's that's like aim aim lock and
wall hacking but these guys deal with like Zens and Cronus and like a bunch of other
I know the difference though, man. I feel like that.
I mean, fine, but you still got to deal with it though.
Yeah.
I definitely think it's a big issue, but I don't know how big it is though, like statistically.
I feel like you and I like so like, you know a lot more than me, you're gonna run a lot, like
so minuscule in like the, so small in that chart of like, a cheating problem, compared to their
entire rest of like the entire player base on PlayStation on consoles I don't
really know what you meant by saying that I'm a cheating problem so I'm still
awake and I'm still in bed and I want to die we have two names okay are you ready
I'm ready
So Tim wanted to do something to gambling really to go like gambling
So he wanted to so he knows guys making us like an Indian flag and all like they have like outfits where they dress up as
Knights, you know
Yeah, they're called the Knights of the mungus
And they have like a logo and all this shit penis guys are gonna make ours, but
so Tim wanted to name it's either
Tim was like max win
As we wanted to work this year gonna like this one
This one slur team six
Well through you are but that's what he said to you dude. He's like you like he's David around you
you
cover me cover me cover me cover me lock that in right now
And I think at all
Not peeking at all reloading a drop door
That's how I got your push
of
So late in.
I don't know what they're doing because I don't know what to do here.
No, there's just ones on the wall.
Just shot me in the head, I love them.
I body shot a head shot at one.
Fuck me, man.
Come on, infinite.
I was gonna talk to them when you ran right by me.
They are not going to give me up when they see your loot.
I know it.
back for the for the 2x check he is checking again
oh wait wait wait
They're so adamant.
Wait, wait, wait, let me love you, let me love you, let me love you, let me love you.
No love.
I was gonna say to him, I was gonna say my heart out.
Come on, infinite?
Fuck, I'm never going again, bro. That's the kind of cover I gave.
Oh, my cover wasn't the problem, man. You got teamated.
Hey, but even if I go down, you gotta fucking...
You know, let's go!
Let's go! Where's your walls? Where's your... you put a wall?
You didn't even put a wall, did you?
What wall do I need? I got cover.
No, no, the wall's better cover. Apparently not, by the way. Your cover.
I had a fucking bowl connected in my pocket motherfucker, man
We do a TV run yeah, ah
Do you want you thought that's out 3m work?
We're lying so many what do you want you raise?
I'm trying to get that feeling back when we started the day off on that uh low bridge.
Oh no, blue gate.
My slap works hard.
Okay, I don't know what the splutter team says is gonna fly.
Yeah, great name. It's a great name, but like XCC is called the juicers, right? That's
like one faction and the Knights of the Bungus is another faction, right? It's like, oh my
god, Knights of the Bungus and juicers. And then it's like, oh, the other faction slurries.
I mean, I hear you, you know, right, right. I hear you.
I think we can get together.
They're gonna make like pictures of it.
Oh come on.
You're gonna make graphics and shit?
Yeah they make like graphics and shit.
And like I just don't want to deal with people running with it.
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Can be good
Holy shit, that looks pretty bad
Almost bad Danny are you in here we they're making graphics for us
She's
Equal look at my screen look at my screen
Hey, why do you kind of look I'm not gonna say that
Oh no way right
Dude, hey, what are you serious? Oh?
Oh
Bar you are you for real?
Now you kind of like rockin it whatever made that
Oh, he's dead.
Are you not agreeing with me?
No, I look good.
Yeah?
Excuse me.
There might be a little too much tone in the arms.
I can't lie.
I don't gotta lay down no more.
A lot of tone.
I gotta lay five biceps.
I gotta bring back down to one.
Yeah
After this one I needed
You're matched like Max I see you up in my right there
I'm a little behind it
the corner
think so? no, down
I've been to scaffold stairs, be careful
do you like that TV?
go to the fire or what?
yeah, fuck it
fuck it
go
come on
come on, 20
come on
come on, 19, 19, 19
come on
come on
Come on, come on, you didn't do anything wrong.
Oh, baby.
Put it in the hole.
OK, OK.
Take your data out.
Take your data out.
I was not what he said earlier.
I'm going back to you.
Oh, I'm running, running, running, running, running.
There we go, okay.
Oh, my God.
Ah!
Ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha!
My motor's a demon, bro!
Oh, it's all in your shirt.
Get your filthy hands off of that!
No!
You're as-
Oh, my God, bro.
He's got this little psycho-pattern.
He's got hope from work.
He's feeling good.
I don't know where it is, I'm ready
Drop it, oh shit
That's one way to drop
Oh, I want to fuck it really
Back up, back up
I want one on the staircase
Put down, straight ahead
Come back down, come back
I'll be right back, I'm coming back
Damn, fuck
Side door, side door, side door, quick
Oh my god are we alive?
Are we alive?
Oh my god are we alive?
Are we alive?
Yeah more.
Oh shit.
Oh
Well, let's hope you don't cover him
They put a wall here bro
Maybe
Oh my god, can my guy just stop like doing stupid shit?
I'm about to lose my mind. No, I'm going here, I'm going here.
There's a wall there too, holy f**k.
Is there?
Oh, sh**.
I think I saw him peeking.
Yeah, he's peeking, he's peeking from the fairground.
Don't don't don't just let them
These dudes are weird
You walking out a little bit
It might take down the barricade brother they do I'm gonna watch it like you people got
behind us
Is that one?
He's standing out on the catwalk
Okay, okay, right went up, right went up
This guy's right here, bro. Danger, Raider, over there. He's right here, over here. Close, he's on the first ladder here.
Oh
He's winning
You gotta go
Shoot it though carefully my dog go to the time where are they all the up all the up all the up
Teenage
Yeah, I've no protein aids. I don't know what you got
Please have one
that'll help you get you out of the mixture now
see chargers? that's a pretty good one
I have a ball here
can I play that barricade? can I jump across and take it down?
or is there like really black?
I think he put it right on the edge I can't lock
okay, okay
let's see
can you watch over me?
Yep
It looks pretty fucked
God damn
I'd go here
We have to figure out a name.
They're doing like baseball shirts and everything.
And like, graphics and all that jazz.
I hear you.
I don't want to know if I'm in here for real.
I hear you.
They're still there. Alright. This is the play. Ready?
Yeah
No, not you. Not you. Oh
I'd play a snap hook out. Okay, you're gonna need two charges
We snap hook up here
Okay, we knocked the guy together who's front right then we snap hook any kill above
I'm doing you're ready. I'm ready to one
no
I can't
Oh, yeah, you yeah
or what?
Damn, is he talking Russian?
I could smoke it off too. I'm gonna smoke it. This guy's street sniping? No, no, no, no.
I can maybe laser it in lethals. What? What are you saying, bro? Is this guy, I try to
identify, is this guy street sniping? I don't know. I thought you were trying to talk to
the game shot. Don't leave peacefully. Get me a raider. I'm getting aim assist like
through this wall. He's right in the corner. Fine, I can smoke you. I'm like up in the
I got a team's pushing
You should try to take that wall but not get fried for it
I don't know, you might get fried for it
I'm good
Alright, I got team needs out
They do?
Yeah, I hear them, check it out
Yeah, what is this shit?
I'm scared, I'm scared.
I'm scared too.
I'm about to dislike Nade.
If I don't get a break, then I'm going to push regardless.
Take it or not.
Really?
Okay.
Take it over and then maybe the teammate.
Snap, snap a go.
He did it himself.
I did it.
I was going to try to do it.
He turned back just because he was good.
Yeah, I knocked him out trying to get him to the 8 a little bit.
That's Rente?
I don't know.
Good wall. Good wall. Very good wall.
Very low. Very low.
Closing the door! Closing door! Closing the door! Closing door!
No!
Closing the door! No!
Closing door! No!
No! No! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong!
Closing door!
Ah!
Hey!
Closing door!
Did that hurt?
A little bit. I got to lie to you.
Closing door!
Back up close the door back up close the door back up
Mother fucker close the door close the door
Get out of the way get out of the fucking way
Closer. I'll take another one.
I have a proposition for you. I have a proposition for you.
What is it?
Okay, so I have a vinegar pour about...
Okay.
If I give you this vinegar pour, you have to let me give you the sloppiest...
Oh, shit.
...disgusting...
...head ever.
Damn!
Mano, I know, I know.
I know my name. I like that deal.
I volunteer my teammate, I volunteer my teammate, it's tribute, I'm a grower, not a shower,
so I'll let you know.
Close the door.
I'm taking this down.
You gotta get on the other side of the door and I'll open it when I'm ready.
I got you.
No, no, no, no.
Okay.
Just tell your gentlemen no.
No, I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
They have a team out here behind the other group.
They are a team of frauds.
OK, hold on.
We could hypothetically join banners.
See, hypothetically, I told you, I'm just
trying to get them to do some head up, girl.
You know what I'm saying?
I don't know what you're saying, but, hey, that's a thing.
That's a thing.
Nico, they won't you.
They won't me.
I
Humbly decline your offer
Okay, walking in walking in hands on my side
Get in this corner right here.
Get in the corner to go.
I don't want you to let you know this is, I'm nervous this is my first time.
That's okay, it's my first time too.
Oh god. Yeah, I'm getting a little hippie jibbies right now, but I gotta go.
Wait, how did they... oh, they...
That's a lot of nades.
That's a lot of nades.
Yeah, hold on, Nicole.
I'm fucking ending your nades. You're still on here.
What?
It's kind of right. It's just shocking these shit.
I put 102 bullets in his ass.
Oh, nades, nades, nades!
Oh, no, he's smoking up on the bed!
Oh, he's smoking up on the bed!
He's out there, don't open that door.
Don't open it.
I'm just going to close it.
I'm just going to close it.
Don't open it.
I don't know.
They don't got the balls out from this door.
Oh, shit, they went, they went.
They said that shit.
Check around with them.
Down, down, down.
I got one. I got one.
Oh, shit, gentlemen.
We got a shit.
Appreciate it. Appreciate it.
Oh, shit.
Hell, yeah.
Hell, yeah.
Nico, look at this room, bro. Holy shit.
What happened in here? What is this?
They built the fortress.
We just...
We just got here.
Oh, you came in there trap and took over their trap
Now back to business what we do before this
I don't know, boss.
I'm gonna let them do this thing.
Oh, yeah, you spread them spread them right this guy check if you got knives or anything. It's shit. Oh
Okay, like a security check. Yeah, yeah, like like TSA TSA
All right
I promise I got no metal on me.
Or a walk, or a- oh shit.
Come on! Come on! This corner-
Wait, what is that on your back, Nico?
The fuck?
What is that little- what's that little-
What's that little pink thing on your back?
That's my lighter.
Oh, you're a freak, you're a freaky little fucker, ain't ya?
You're a freaky little fucker, ain't ya?
God damn it!
now why would you pull me aside in the airport what's wrong oh type shit type shit
we're not built for this man he can't he can't say that i don't think you can say that
I have to leave him. I have to leave him. I have to leave him.
We can't leave him without giving it.
You already hit it, buddy.
Oh, good boy. He's crazy too.
That's a lot. That's a lot.
No matter how you cut it, this is a lot of energy in this call right now.
We do appreciate your sacrifice and your teamwork on this fine day, on this fine Friday.
Fine Friday.
You know what, everybody, I'm just gonna say that I really appreciate that man.
Yeah.
You're a good man. You're a good fucking man.
All right, all right, no blowjobs from me but we'll just mwah.
And I'm muah, and best of luck to you, good sir.
And I will see you another day, comrades!
Roll time with it!
Don't give a bass about it!
But the time!
Eco run. I have three devils and two mob guys.
Highway rocker.
Five minutes left.
How are you doing?
If it feels good, you ain't doing it right.
Tell me I couldn't be a strutting conditioning coach.
Yeah, you can, Rob.
Easy.
Pull! Pull!
Your energy's wavering a little bit.
Pick it up.
Pick it up!
We're firemen! Are you ready for the fire? The fire is coming! The fire is coming! It's what we do!
We put out the fire, we move the fire, we manipulate the fire! We're firing!
How we doing boys?
C'mon Coach K.
I ain't here to fuck around.
You wanna laugh, you wanna tell jokes.
They're taking you alive!
I'll blow my whistle here.
Don't look at your parents. They're leaving.
You don't belong to them anymore. You belong to me.
Breakfast? Don't need it.
Lunch? Forget about it.
Where's my team when you leave? Oh shit, okay.
I'm sorry I'm looking for you, bro.
Dadda! Dadda!
Dadda? Dadda?
Is it not your papa?
It's your papa! It's your papa!
Oi!
How's your daddy?
And what does he do?
Dude, that raid, like I feel like I just watched an episode of that one show, what's called Black Something?
Black Mirror?
Yeah.
Like that raid stretched my brain out, bro.
I
Feel conducive stretch your brain. Yeah, like I feel conducive
Damn, are you using these words bro?
He's talking to AI every night before you go to bed. They go oh cab test
Why did everybody call it chat GPT with chat GPT?
It's like that because it's just better say it fast chat chat to BT. Yeah, he does come
off better than P. Yeah, it does. It does. Yeah. Wow. Generational. That raid. Dude,
he said let me take you in a corner. And I was who's gonna give you that sloppy boppy.
Yeah, I was crazy that shitty shitty bang bang
My name's coach gay you're off. It's a line coach
Dude, I think in another life, man, I was like a drill instructor or something
For sure, bro, holy shit
it. That would be so fun.
You're on up like intimidated by your dad. Oh, yeah. Everybody hated my dad.
I hate just like, no, no, they were dead ass, like afraid, like, like,
do my dad used to pick me up from school on a Harley.
I'd hear him from I hear him from five miles down the street.
Flamethrowers out the back. His helmet said, F you want it on both sides.
Like, yeah, that's my kindergarten teacher.
Bye-bye Miss Alexandra.
Playing fucking Kid Rock as he pulls up to pick me up from elementary school, flamethrowers
on the bed, guys too smart because they're trying to talk to you.
They're trying to talk to your dad about your behavior, you can't even hear him.
What's that?
I would tell you a story about how I got my, the first day of junior high, my guy in the
fight and got suspended. No, you never thought it. Sixth grade, bro, like the first day.
Dude, long story short, I'll tell you about my dad. My dad comes and picked me up from
school because I called him in his office. So he walks by me in the office and he gives
me a look, but he's gonna fucking kill me. And he goes into the principal's office,
whatever they talk, I come out. He said, grab your shit, let's go. So I said, we're walking
down that long annoying ass hallway,
you know, that fucking school hallway.
We go out the fucking door, it's dead quiet.
I mean, not a word.
I get in the truck, he gets inside,
and we sit in there, he's real quiet,
takes, he unscrews the skull,
puts a big fucking thing in, a big lip in,
wipes off the residue, he looks over and he goes,
well, now look over at hand, I'm like, well,
well what, you know, the fuck?
Fuck I fucking get my ass beat
And he's like, well what do you mean, what did you win?
And that's what I knew I had his ass
And I was like, I looked back and I looked away
I looked back and I go, yeah, he goes
Alright
And he looks over at me and he goes
You hungry?
Fuck yeah
Dude, we're at the Coney Island man
Two chili cheese dogs, you know
Big ol' mole, I've got a little
I
Even bought me a pack of Pokemon cars, but I was I was dead ass so confused like I got suspended
Like I don't realize damn, but he was so proud that I got to fight on one and so he was all like
Yeah, I was out for a week. I missed the first week of school like literally the work I was the worst
Ah, not the best.
The greatest of all time.
Oh, are people getting on? Is uh, peanut on yet?
Don't forget your uh
Chat, tell me what, tell me what peanut's on and then we'll fucking do that
I keep opening a Harley, bro, that's kind of crazy, like that's like, you ever, you ever
down hardly before I never I never know it's you know what the hard part is when
you ride a big bike like that like it's what the hard part is the beginning and
then like slowing down like to a stop you know but after you're going like maybe
past like maybe to like 10 to 15 miles an hour like everything like it's fine
It's really easy, but the hard part is like fucking slowing down and
Yeah, do you guys ride you guys ride Harley's my dad's always had a Harley man
He made me learn on his man. I did not like he's got a road king that things fucking huge
I did not love it. They love to learn on that one
Turn ain't fucking easy either. You know turn is not easy and then like do pay off
I'm always talking about this man, but just other people idiots
I
Never I think any of my family is on a bike. Oh good for them. It's fucking horrible
My dad's talking some of the crazy stories ever holy shit
I
Would say if I ever got a Harley I mean a bike I would get a Harley
I'm never gonna get one. I can't say never though. I think you get older buddy. Definitely are
Just can't trust nobody man
My dad my dad's gone Harley from Detroit to like the keys with his wife on the back
And you won't talk about like damn
That's like a
Jamie's dad. He was telling me that he rides a Harley from Iowa to Colorado. He's a hit
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I would
All right, that's not the two of us will do together
We'll put two little go-pros on our helmets
It's fucking rapid.
He's all flappin' in the air.
You might be a wheelie, but never had an angle.
Hold on, now.
I was like, yeah, fuck no.
I don't have to go.
Kidari? Yeah, bro.
I'll wait, too.
For the winners.
if they're not the winners they just spawned I think they just spawned
oh you're trying to... no no that's behind you you have horrible directional
audio horrible is it behind yeah oh yes
then again this game is kind of weird like that too it does blend it you're
You're always front-backs weird
I'll give you my earbud so if I find something wrong
Over there I'm gonna beat him. Yeah, we'll catch him. I have sapper the hill
Yeah, guys that would be
I
Was trying to get my
I need to turn my shots up this guy. Yeah, these guys are not the winners at all
I was leaving some the other guy had it all I don't know
everybody's starting to hop on f*****g
I'm not a hurry to like get there it's okay I'm this pillar going
There I have more shots some of my last shot
I have some actions
Come to you I'm coming I gotta come to you actually
They might know about us bro, I'll obey I mean we're shooting
I saw their nades.
What's one left?
Oh yeah.
Watch the left.
There.
What's flying left?
There.
There.
One's broken.
Oh.
Up there.
Watch your head, watch your head, watch your head, watch your head, watch your head.
Hi, Swanky.
Bucking, bucking, bucking, left half.
Hey, Swanky.
Right on me?
Yeah.
You got that one.
You got it on you.
Nice.
Hi.
I got bullets.
Thanks, Swanky.
See you, I'll see you.
I got him.
Watch your back.
We were fighting for a while.
We'll get a friend.
Jump I keep that guy off me on your on your top. I was
That's a wonderful idea. I'm gonna lie. I'm at that weight people. I should have just reloaded the first one
I saw nine bullets as soon as I swung I was like, oh shit
Oh the winners the winners the winners. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah to Bob. Yeah, it's a Renny a Venny a Tempy a Thorough
Holy shit, I wonder if they dropped guns because they were light. All right. Yeah
Holy fuck, man.
Yeah, we got a Bobby, Renny, okay, one, two.
Bloody chop-butt.
There's no way.
I'm four already.
Maybe not.
think we're out we're out we bring plus mines back in
I cook I played 12 hours on that new extraction shooter it was horrible
even if the game is bad I'm down to give it a try like I'm down to you know it's
the ones were like I'm looking at it and I'm seeing it and it all it looks
horrible that then I don't want to but if I look at it like I don't know enough
for a while you know okay I'll have to try it that's what this game is for me
I have no fucking clue but it could be good
erithom was fucking ass though man 12 play 12 hours though what no dino's
difference he dino falls over the fucking I'm looking at it I'm not seeing it
I
You get some good stuff from your guy or no, yeah, I got a bottle of the economic
Crazy, but I'll take no take
How do I ever switch it over
like
Hey, don't even worry about it man. We're in no hurry. Don't fucking hurry
Good
She even worry
Let me pet my stepa
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Dallas is just spamming rows of peanuts in my youtube chat
See we better call this guy down a little bit guys
I don't mind if you get a little spammy, but when you're just doing paragraphs of peanuts
Peanuts peanuts peanuts peanuts all right
Stash looking rough
Api, excuse me. Are you fucking talking to me right now, bro? I'm sorry. Hold on
Right
This motherfucker
Brutal yeah, miss me with dad buddy. Okay. I'm coming off a couple two eighties two fifties
Look at this shit, bro. Look at my Bobby farm. You don't even know about my Bobby farm, bro
Look at that. Look at it. Look at it. Look at it. Hey
What, what, Bob Millie? Look at the Rennies!
Look at the Torentes, que pasa!
Are you Spanish? Are you Mexican?
Ah, you Puerto Rican? Yeah, oi!
Oi! Huh?
Dale, motherfucker! You see that?
Too much Netflix? Don't eat em!
I'm in there either way, huh?
Teenage looking a little low.
Irby Johnson's are looking healthy.
Look at that, look at that. What the fuck is this?
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OK.
Are they fighting down low or is it up top?
Yeah.
Oh, I'm on.
Yeah, low.
OK.
You want to drop pop?
That's it.
OK.
Got to get in there with these damage.
I locked it though. Going up, going up, going up.
I might snap a cup there bro. Yeah, I'm going there bro, fuck it.
Fuck it up.
Don't know.
Hello?
Oh, there's something floating out, I'm figuring out.
Why were they all red?
I don't know
Yeah, I'm walling this
Running plus those you
Brother what happened here
Yeah, I died my lane sprint at me
Sprint at me sprint at me
watch running away they're running away they're running away
we're right I'm gonna I'm gonna just guess and think they're going up here
maybe they're probably gonna go down the zip line though
down low down low
come my way come my way run at me
I'm gonna kill
I think she was behind
You got me by the way
I'll show you later the guy here
He's up top
He'll make that down
I'm hiding there
You're a ducked out reader
One slide this
I think he's here
Shit
Slide, whip me slide, slide, whip me slide.
One of those is the guys I heard on the ground.
A lot of them are muted.
Well, the guy just muted this entire time.
The team on the ground, sorry.
There's a head body underneath you,
and there's a lot of dead bodies down there as well.
So we should be good.
Oh, no, they're mad.
Can't be a bunch of, can't be a renegade, walls and shit, bunch of weird things.
of course you're a little corky, corky, guys.
Damn.
Floody.
Right here.
We're just all walking up the stairs.
That's how it's hearing you.
Listen, when we get out of this raid, you gotta take that pink thing off your ass, look like a dildo or something.
Like one of them little toys, you get one of them strange stores that isn't like those small towns that everybody judges who walks in.
to the
That's something, huh?
I'm on my big door, I'm going to act like I didn't see big door.
They had a big door, so I'm just going to see what it is.
I see what it is, I see what it is.
It's crouching in.
I'm open over here too?
Side door maybe?
It's crouching in.
Okay, I'm just going to watch our answer.
Reaching Goop Room. Sounds like at least.
They might be in that key room.
Not her. Not her.
Not her. Not her. Not her.
Not her. Not her. Not her.
Not her. Not her.
Nice. Got two players.
Yeah, it's really fun that you're comfortable on that, man, nice to meet you the most.
Pussies.
Holy shit.
I've been hearing good shit, but then I just don't know the direction of it sometimes.
No, that's how I'm saying it, I feel like you hear everything, you just don't.
Yeah.
Maybe it's those little earbuds you got going on, you got to get these awesome Astros from
the 1900s.
I heard a story about them, I hear from above.
Okay, I'll take this, and this, and it'll give me an amperal.
Oh fuck, I dropped this too.
Keeping it up a little bit, alright, they're in group room, right?
Yeah, I'm breaching, they might have been in that key room actually, because that's where
the bathroom we're gonna, I think, might have ran to that key room.
It's on the right.
You hear that?
Down there.
Right under here.
I have barricade and everything.
Maybe they left it open though.
I don't know, watch out, watch out, watch out.
Oh, it's hard for him.
Yeah dammit
I FUCKING...
Yeah, shit!
I'm gonna run from the island and get a little wavy
Put it on by the fucking dumbass behind him
Get him out of the way
I'll let you go and get a lot of shit
You miss me?
Yeah, I'll try to get it
I'll try to get it
You miss me?
Yeah, I'll try to get it
I'll try to get it
Oh, you mean, right? The T-Neds?
T-Neds giving away?
He's out of line.
So the T-Neds giving away?
That was good.
Yeah, everyone.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
There's literally nothing but a single other team down here.
Why?
We've been stopping them from happening a little bit.
I'm not gonna lie.
We were playing cut-offs on Catwalkers.
We killed like three teams.
You guys, oh, so that was the team.
Were you guys the team that was above us up here for a little while?
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Yeah, we were
Okay, all right, well look we have to go but can't show you something real quick. Come here. Come here
Okay, go
All right, go off this zip and watch what happens. Go ahead. I'll show you something
Oh, yeah, you guys already know about it. If you know about it, don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it if you know about it
Yes
I don't have another one
Let me see
See you!
And you guys!
All you! All you boys! All you!
That's all y'all man, that's all y'all. See you days and May.
You got to go back!
Much love, brothers! God speed!
Have fun y'all!
Okay, those might be my favorite two of the day.
Yeah.
That girl from like Scotland was pretty hilarious too, I'm not even lying.
I
Am not using hatch keys. I don't have very many
The idea is are you open up with the teammates?
I'm slinging them in there
You're like, I have a lot of teenagers.
I did it.
I did it.
All right, Chad.
We are on our way to Ron's.
Let the boys know we're coming, man.
Let them know.
Somebody give me a voodoo r-ping a voodoo ranger.
I
Magne with a resumment turbo. Thank you the show goes poison
a power peaky dirty legend
Miss game even five get the broad appreciate that shit new names. Is that tea? No, it's just a little bit of coffee
Yeah, I'm gonna do coffee into a beer
Not my best choice.
Peanut said you will rage quit on the beach with a rock in your hands by the end of the
day.
Prove you're wrong.
I'm gonna rage quit by the beach with a rock down my way.
Come on, baby.
Come on, baby.
Come on, baby. Come on, baby.
Come on, baby.
Dude, my boy, can you still repair it?
Here, here, it should, it should, it should, it should, it should, it shouldn't even matter.
Chad, do you see me?
Someone see me.
I'm the yellow.
Wait, I'm really close to you, got it?
Are you?
Yeah.
Okay.
So, before we do anything, we gotta go get with them.
We're gonna we're gonna get in the in the discord. No, I think we should stay in here for now until we
Get into server because I don't think you or me. I mean, you know a little more than me, but I don't even know what I'm doing
So
Yeah, well, I think we have
Because close gotta give me a run on two. I haven't I'm not shitting my neck. What what's which rust are we doing?
Or oh, yes you know that one
I don't know what's gonna pop never play this game. I don't know what's happened
The first one okay, all right, we're loading up dude. Oh, dude. I have no idea what to expect
Keyboard mouse rust they put my controller away fuck man, I'm gonna miss you bitch
I'm gonna miss you
Ten hours will know if look had to get everything right and I think my games stayed open that whole time
So when I got on this morning this game was open
And then they were played a single, but I've never played one second in this game
you
you
you
you
you
You
Start naked yeah, bro, dude. This is hilarious
I have to do this. Copy. Okay.
I have to command. Did you already do all this? I'm doing it right now. Command, bind at 5 client, connect, constant, not found.
not found
Yeah, this is not found here hold on should we like remove the mind at five maybe
Yeah, there you go remove the mind at five thing
Now this is I'm going into prefab
I
Close your console by clicking f1, okay
Okay, you know without either without the remove the bind f5 and the parentheses on the front in the back of client clear
So it's just client
Okay, press f5 to connect any time no IP shown, okay
You're sleeping press any key to wake up
After you complete this you can now connect by by clicking f5 when opening the game
Okay rules be offline since it is monsteam
High-screen we're connecting do not show IP obviously UCF
By whenever possible server 5 p.m. If you get to be make a fine rack and something everyone okay
No sweat Lord behavior. All right. I
Made it for are you in I'm loading. I think cleaning up gone. Okay. I'm going to Timmy's discord
Okay, you have it. Yeah, just try it. Just try it. Got you got you
No, right there in there in there right there right there. Boys. I mean, I'm in yo
I hear side here fire fucking footsteps. I hear footsteps. I hear footsteps in the end of
Yo cam cam I already have a green key card
Wait can we can you guys help us too? Can we all give me a fine fine? Yeah. Yeah. No no run away from the bear
I have a green key card camera. We need you. It is so big dude. Wow. You've got to keep that dude
The bigger now
I'm on the beach by the lighthouse. Oh, I don't see you guys have to appear up here on up here wait
You guys are appearing all fine. Okay. We have to go flying said the rules
Oh, I block no, I block you on steam. Oh
P2 I get with the boys man. Let's get let's give it each other and then we'll get with the boys P2 P2
Hey, how do you open your Gigi dickhead? I play this game. Oh, dude
How do I how do I look at who I blocked? I?
see you guys in
No, no, no, that's for the people.
That's for the people.
Oh my gosh.
Nick, you're across the map for me.
Where are you, bro?
I'm at E18.
Keep going.
Invite you to our group.
Oh my God.
Okay.
Cam, what's your C name?
Cam!
What?
I don't know if you can hear me.
I have my computer.
We hear you now?
Yeah.
Yeah, now we hear you.
What's up?
What's up?
I just turned on the computer.
I'm sorry.
Shut the fuck up, dude.
I'm gonna get killed by a band because we're waiting to get through you. Let's go. No, no good
If I said a beach son, I
Need more volume
Okay, there you am. What do you what do you do for speaker?
Yeah, I crazy shit. Yes train. I invited you
Now that's it
Peanut doesn't fucking take it. I got I gotta figure out what team I'm on your team. What do you mean?
No, no, Pina says he wants train.
Why train?
I invited you here, bro.
You rat bitch.
Danny, I found a nice chair that I can sit in and that's
insane.
Are you really going to leave our team when we invite you here?
OK, fine.
Bet.
No, no, Roger.
I don't know what team I'm on.
It's listen.
You guys tell me we just did right?
We invite peanuts going to come in here and you all got
to talk it out.
I'm going to go.
I'm going to go.
I'm going to go.
I'm going to go.
I'm going to AFK.
7.1.
7.1.
7.1.
7.1.
That dive goggles on.
Well, Pina's not on for another hour.
How is the AFK?
I'm going to log in real quick.
Let's see if I have the...
Okay.
Did the guy send you the thing, IP?
Yeah.
It's in the Discord.
Are you in Discord?
Yeah, it's you sent this guy.
It's invalid, my boy.
Yeah, you got to remove...
the same thing for me.
You've got to remove the parentheses on each side
and the bind F5.
Right, guys?
Oh, honey.
I know, bro.
Yeah.
I had to exit out.
Hope I can again.
OK, well, Niko's in our group.
Yeah, Nick, except the group.
What's up, bro?
Well, I had to figure out how to,
how I can unblock him.
Wait, I thought he blocked you.
You're gonna be unblocked.
I blocked, I, no, no, wait, no, no, okay.
Yeah, you.
I removed him and then he blocked me.
So he's gotta unblock me, yeah.
Yeah, and then I reported you for racism.
I also reported you for racism.
Holy, dude, we are, we are twinsies.
We're twinning, we're different.
V's voice, hello, hello.
What's the crafting menu?
This is sweet.
Wooden arrow stones.
Yeah.
You guys are have beds and stuff
or whatever it seems.
I don't know how to do that.
I'm just a bit.
It can just cam and train our fucking
light at the end of the tunnel.
Wait, what's up, dude?
I can't even get on this shit.
You guys think you said the idea to this?
Yeah, sure.
Please, thank you.
I'm making it my best stop fucking post that shit in my chat right now yeah it's going
somewhere I don't know where thank you oh
Oh, come on. Hold down use. What's used, Danny?
You're left. Left click.
I'm comfortable. I
Got an ad. I got a lot of geeks. Keepers.
Why is there radiation? Oh, you need what the hell? How are you in radiation?
Am I dead for real? No way I'm dead!
It's okay because honestly you could die and get a better spawn.
Okay. Good comps.
Just to be positive. I'm gonna go die then.
And where'd you go?
Okay hold on I see the block. I'm in a bush right now
trying to figure out a block. Here we go. Nice.
I have two people block. Big Merchant Symphony.
No way
You know Tim if you get some low grade you can crush up some cars in that Johnson
All right, I said your friend request low grade what can't be okay like some low grade fuel
Yeah, you can crush up cars in your blood
I see scrap. I'm gonna put it on red real quick, and I'm gonna turn this 50 scrap into 2000
And it's gonna hit for 15 X wait we can do it like that
Yeah, it's a scrap. Scrap is like the money on the game.
We can either go now, do I put it?
This is pretty much all of our money that we have to the squad right now.
Do I put it on a blackjack hand or do I put it on red?
Guys, let's combine it and then we can gamble it all.
I mean, we're on blue, purple, red.
Oh, dude, I got blue, purple, red.
He's got fucking strats.
BPR, son.
BPR, baby. It's a thing now.
All right, I'm ready. Okay, I'm responding.
I just can you self fertilizer?
How do I accept that buggy for everything's allowed?
We're right on tax
I don't know if there's many rules cam besides there might be some like not
Seeking someone's base offline type shit. I don't know though
You have so you can read anyone's base if they're online and then if they get off you have 30 minutes
From when they get off to read the base. I don't have an accept anywhere
All right
Niko, how'd you do it?
Well, I'm back. Sorry. Let's go back.
Dude, Niko, lock it in, bro.
Okay, this may be a stupid question.
Sorry, I just got back.
Where'd you get us, right?
On the road and look for red barrels.
I got it. Accepted, accepted, accepted. Boom.
Okay, nice.
I'm at a gas station.
What's your coordinate again?
I invited him. He's in our group.
Wix, move me in camera real quick.
You don't understand something bro
This is me, okay, where are you guys a nice good move
So you get it's press G and then you see his bottom right
We're right next to you. I'm right next to look at him. Okay. Okay. Oh, you're great
Okay, yeah, you're across the map. So this is what you do. No, no, no, no, you press till the key
Wait, make sure you don't leak anything in there. Oh shit. I mean if you copy and pasted the initial
IP correctly it clears console automatically wait the tilt the keys not popping anything up
Okay, that makes sense train. Okay, right one try F1. Yeah F1. Yeah F1 and there's shit. There's anything in there on a fake
Okay, okay now type just type kill kill
Like your mama. Oh shit suicide. Okay, and all I see is keep doing this until yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, and there's a cool down
There's a cool down. So once you have a little down what you want to do is you want to run to the beach and you want to drown yourself
Or you find you find a naked to kill you but since this is a private. Oh, you're close. You're close. We're close
I'm coming to you. Oh, I'm really close bro. Wait someone built the house already. This guy's a huge house next to us
I see that bro. Yeah
There's a bear. There's a bear. This am I right? I think that's a BC area. No that triangle right there
How do you run? Yeah, yeah, that is that is yeah, it has to be
How do you spray? Yeah, sure. I don't know. I just heard someone make you shit
There's someone wrote a dirt bike next to me, bro. Someone's way ahead
But they found it. No, they're building these guys crouched up. Oh this would you crouched up a million?
I want to fight
Wait for me
I'm passing the junkyard
Hey, Nick, I'm at the gas station. Yo, yo, crotch up a minute. It's gonna come up with me and Nico in in
Glacier we're gonna be the fuck out of here
Wait for me
Hey, waiting. Are you guys killing you guys come? I'm looking for food. Oh, what I'm looking for food, bro
I'm higher. Are you always looking for food, bro? My guy says he's starving. Okay, so I have corn for you
I have corn for you. I'm at a gas station. I don't fucking need you, bro
the gas station. All right. They got those juicy pickles, the hot ones.
And they got a hot, hot fries. What? A bag of water with the big-ass pickle in it?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Throw me a fucking right now. What do you mean, ugh?
Wait, that's a pile. On cut. On cut. On cut. On cut. On cut. On cut.
Shit, I'm cut. On cut. On cut. Bam! Bam! Bam!
He's ass yeah, yeah, I want to fuck him. I want to fuck him
Where's he?
He's a he's a what wait. He's a weapon. He's what you're cooped
He's cooped I took it
Is it right click everything? Oh
I got scrapped out of the gamble
Oh jeez, he might have beat the fuck out of us.
Wait destroy this destroy this destroy this.
Hit it.
Yeah, destroy this.
Wait, I got a-
Oh wait.
Got a fucking pickaxe.
Nice!
This guy didn't have anything, man.
Fuck, is there anybody else we can leave?
Yo, I found an armored fucking vehicle.
It's an armored vehicle.
I need it.
I need it.
I'm sure it's saving bags.
I'm sure it's saving bags.
Oh, I got it, bro.
Guys, maybe it's saving bags.
I got shit.
I got through the spark plugs and shit
How do I attack?
Hey, hang on hang on. Let's talk out for five seconds. I'm going down
You leave us alone you get three burgers for life you
What's on your hot bar at the bottom?
Yes, that's a torch and that's your rock
Yo, first quest.
You want to all get a gun, boy?
I'm not even fucking right for you.
That ain't, that ain't, that ain't something.
I got you something.
Let's not get this fight going.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Cartoon!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
What's all this shit?
I love you, bitch.
I'm holding a rock.
I'm holding a rock.
Hey Kyle, you got an extra gun?
Wait, I just got gear.
burger. All right, this is what we just I tell you right now we're here to chill. We're
here chilling. We're gonna make you a burger place. We got the drive-thru set up. Y'all
just want to chill out. Listen, I'm excited to be here. So yes, I'm sorry. I'm excited
to help. You're fine. I don't want to put the house in check. We're gonna come back.
Okay, we'll see you guys in a little bit by
Where are we building our base?
Cam hello, I'm here. I'm on anybody. Yeah, I'm idea. Oh my god trees
My god, you can get first.
We're going to be rich.
And I guess I got a lot of stuff off the guy.
Just go gamble it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I have 78.
We could go gambling.
You want to run to it?
Yeah, look, I have 120 ML.
I got water.
And I got a 100.
Yeah, I put on map.
You have four feet.
Yeah, I did.
I have a bear skin.
That I have a thousand metal or a thousand stones in the thousand wood.
Oh, damn that's fucking nothing Dennis. Oh, fuck you dickhead. Okay, so hit me out scrap
That's to see me out where we build your base. Just pay game. We'll run there. Oh, I'm looking what do you want to do?
oils
Gamble's fine. We just make a horse. I'll make a horse home. Oh wood
Hitcheries hit X to hit it fast. Yes, but he's gonna back starts you tomorrow. It was gambling all that matters
What now we're gonna gamble, but what a PvP as well? Okay, so we're living in a horse house our faction
There's like three. There's three big factions. It's our group. Then there's peanuts group. I mean, there's obviously multiple groups, but
Well, the people I want to kill is a
Peanuts group and X is used to
Don't kill him
I can hit my teammates. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
Wood wood wood
Yeah, once you hit it once you hit it X is come up watch the board behind you once you hit it X is come up
And then that you hit the X and you do double more damage to it. Okay?
Okay, so hear me out we want it we want to see you we want to pee pee and gamble
But gambling is not a big issue could be where other general other people are living like what monuments I want to do
No, no, no, we are running across the goddamn map. You know what I'm saying? I guess we'll have infinite helicopters
Okay, we gotta do I got this. Okay. Okay. We're living by fucking outpost
That's that's that's buy it that's buy it
Living
Helicopters, yeah, I got this don't worry, but I'm the fucking I'm the I'm horse lover dog
Okay, we're just wait give it some time. I got a little fucking design. I cooked up a long time ago
If you'll see forces we need them
Did you get the armored car? I'm coming
Well, hi, how come Danny has pants Nico, how'd you put stuff on I just I just thought I didn't find any
Thank you. Well, I've been farming this wood for no reason. No, we need it for a base
where you hold them oh yeah I got where's a bro I got 354
It's fucking go man. He's got a shit bucket
I'm sorry. I gotta put in reverse bro. So push me from the front
Reverse
37 man this thing's
What Dennis durability whatever bro. It's an armored truck. Look at this shit
I can look at you like a fucking drive through right here bro. Can I help you?
Yo, there's guys making burgers to our right. We can go through the drive there. We just killed two of them
It's if you want cheeseburger
Making cheeseburgers up there in the night.
I'm hungry.
Just get on.
Oh, yeah, you're pushing.
Get on.
Hey, I see fuel.
I got land hoe.
Stop.
Land hoe.
Do I have fuel?
I'm starving.
I'm very full.
Yeah, I have apples.
I have apples you need.
Yeah, corn.
Drop corn.
I might need food, too, here, sir.
Hey, I have actually a lot of food if you guys need food.
I have fuel.
I have watermelon.
Give me my watermelon.
Yo, it's kind of hit me, bro.
Is this game fucking Fortnite?
I feel like I'm playing Fortnite kind of.
Guys, it take me the outpost so I can put it on red or whatever the fuck train said.
Dude, I wish it was Fortnite because I'd have good FPS, honestly.
I need to gamble.
Well, we need horses, dude. I'm riding the horse through a fucking mountain right now, but I'm doing it.
We already have a horse.
They're everywhere, man.
We have an armored car.
How did you get a fucking trumpet?
We need like a hundred and fifty horses, dude.
It's getting played in the fucking trumpet, bro.
Oh, look at, look at this. Look at this.
Hey!
No, bro.
Wait, look.
Okay, look at me.
How come you guys are, uh...
Oh.
You're wrong with that?
There's something wrong with that?
No, there's wrong with that.
I'm just curious on how we, uh...
What am I?
Is that why Dennis is running the line?
Dude, uh...
Dude, Niko, Niko, Niko.
What are you doing dude, he walks up to fucking came and whips and
pulled out again well no pull it out you pulled it out when they were close yep
what are you doing that's what I don't know what this is that's actually what
What are you doing?
What is that?
It's a watermelon hammer.
It's a watermelon hammer.
Oh.
Okay.
I didn't.
We didn't.
We're not.
We're not even on the 30 minutes.
We can't.
Here we go.
This shit was a bad idea for us to...
Here we go.
Dude.
I don't know.
No.
No.
It's Cleetus.
It's Cleetus, bro.
It's Cleetus.
Well.
We'll be seeing you.
I can cover you guys so I don't see your meat.
Is there a way now you can't actually know you just assume my all the time
Is your time pixelated wait bro, I can actually see your tits, bro
Wait
I got it, bro. I got it, man. I got it.
All right, well.
I dropped the blockers for you right here.
What?
Increase my FOV.
Yeah, go to gameplay. Escape and then gameplay.
To what?
90.
It's on 90.
Oh, okay. Let's make a sure.
Alright, bro.
Yo, do I need to push?
Guys, we're supposed to do some shit, right?
Yeah, we have to get to KM and we have to go to the outpost, because we have to gamble, we have to take the seven-games grab.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Hold on now!
We have to take this 78 scrap and gamble it.
Where's KM?
I have 59.
I see him. He's about to river.
Wait, dude, we have like 300.
We 15-X it
Then we get rich
No, no, no, no, no, no, hear me out. Hear me out. I got it all fucking mentally just
Built we're gonna go to bed and wake up and we're gonna have a skyscraper
No, no, no, man. You can there's gonna have to be we're gonna have
200 fucking fat ass horses in our base and we're gonna be so rich dude. Just wait this way
It's how the poop shoot
I'm going to outpost right now outpost. Okay, let me look
Wait, does it not show us on the fucking map? Oh, it does y'all are just at the beach
So you're going to mining outpost you're going there. I'm going to the big outpost
They're direct center at the direct center outpost. Yeah, that's what we're living whips push me bro. That's where we're living
Wait, who is driving?
I'd like to think I could get through a fucking tree
There's no way this is pushing the truck and playing
We don't put away that watermelon hammer. I'm gonna freeze. Yeah, I'm fine. I'm sorry
You can go to junkyard and put a lock on it or harbor
Stranger things music something happening out there. I
I- I- I don't know.
What a screen-terried.
Alright, this game's good out of the map.
Kenny, can you fucking push my car?
We've said he was doing it!
You're gonna take him back here as I'm running!
Hey, let's catch up with him. I'm gonna run him over.
I've invited Robots 17 times, by the way.
Chat, this is one of the asscheeks, Nick.
Wait, I hear a siren.
Siren?
I
Know this music is kind of a vibe I can't wait some water well that
No, it's probably a fucking train under you doll. Oh, there's a train
Yeah, hit map and then do the look click on the train was it's I think it's three branches in front of me
There's a guy here
I would like you guys to understand it. I sit in fucking car seat is not easy to see when you're driving
It's a shock we can buy shotguns back me up back me up. We can buy shotguns and pistols the pickaxes
Whoa, we don't have any money
Rapist money crap is money. How about money Dennis?
A shock so a jackhammer is 155. We should probably get that epistles 120 by that
Double barrels 120 boomerangs go crazy. So yeah, I got one. That's one shot of that one
Holy shit
No, no, we don't have an ammo. Maybe we buy hazard suits. I don't have any
I can't talk to this guy. I'm 59. You can't oh you could buy a
Advanced or you guys get out of the way so I could buy a pickaxe
Well, you know, we're gonna put it on the guys guys. No, no guys. Hear me out. Yeah
We go gamble. We put this all on red we turn into 2000 then we come back and all get shotguns
Yeah, I got a fucking gun. Oh, we just like you could listen listen to me, okay?
You should have it
Thank you, baby, bye. Thanks. You got pistol ammo and I'm going to camp to you. Yeah, would you definitely?
I'm leaving the car. Yeah, the car. Hey, I got a cooking. Wait. I got a cooking bag
16 health
Yo, Cam. I got a cooking workbench. I got it. I didn't play this game in six months, dude
But I'm pretty sure that's some useless shit. They added
I actually buy ammo from this guy
You're just map is huge. Yeah
On the bright side, I have a wetsuit on so y'all should just like run to outpost and like hit all the barrels and loot the roads
it's on the way yeah if uh we'll be loaded yeah if you will tank i mean if uh uh what's it called
what is that the oil rig the oil rig right it's not off it's not uh but cargo i got i got wetsuit
wait there is there are oil rigs what the fuck let's go yeah let's let's buy a balloon if we ever
go there and we're going right now okay well come down close i'm going to figure it out okay uh
You know, you know, they're him.
They came. I don't have this.
I'm starving. I don't have any food.
You know, I got a tiger on me.
Oh, that's crazy.
That's like, I'm dead. I'm dead.
I'm dead. You don't go to the jungle.
I don't have anybody.
Yeah, y'all fucked up big time.
I'm dead. I'm dead.
I'm going to the street, run to the street.
I'm just going to run away.
I'm running the street.
Wait, I need the tuna!
I'm lying so bad!
I have it!
They leaked the code.
Oh, we're gonna de-dust.
That's what's happening.
Who did?
I don't know if someone leaked the code.
We're gonna de-dust.
It's a changing signs.
This may lag the server.
Oh.
I am going to die, Niko.
Make sure to loot my scrap live 100, okay?
Cook, I'm slower than you, bro.
I'm gonna die first, I think.
Wait, I mean, I have a gun, guys.
Bring the f-
You know what?
Bring it over here.
Fuck it.
Like, you surely all are putting bags down.
Yeah, I got one?
Okay.
No.
Make sure to lose man. I died to a panther
Abandoned supermarket
Okay, how do I do I have any food? Yeah, a bunch of wood
What's this metal pipe?
Let's go. Where are you right now? We go. Can I eat this? I'm right where Danny died
I'm waiting for this man to go away. So yeah, I know me. Are you eating again?
You know fucking car. Yeah, he's got a bike. Who is that? I don't know
No. Wait, Panther's chasing him though. Yeah, I was super goop. That was super goop.
I think the Panther's right in front of me, bro. Fuck. I'm fucking running, bro. Wait,
did you drop me a bag? Did you drop me a bag? Yeah, I'm running, bro. I'm scared. I'm
gonna spawn on it. Dude, why are you on timer? Yeah, it's 86. I'm scared right now, bro.
Hello, I've been assigned a bag. Yeah, Ken's got his bag so we could just spawn on him
Yeah, but we also have a fucking a scrap so like maybe it's worth it to run so just follow the road
Oh for sure for sure and there's people farming over here. You could hit a fucking you guys
You guys are doing great. Oh
What do I drop there's a guy in front of me
Yeah, my teammate died
Put on the wetsuit drag the wetsuit and put it on I'm fine now panthers guy me bro
I'm gonna fucking take him out. You want to fucking dance buddy?
Is it just gotta hit him right between the
Gunshots
No, I at least hit him once you want to dance
I lost my gun hello who's out there
hello
hello
who's out there
tell yourself
how are you saying you have a pistol
wait kill it
no
wait
if you have a gun
hey
I can't see that
are you mr. mr.
maybe
did you take mr. mr. mr. name
go whips
so
what the hell
what the
It's on!
Oh, fuck your bitch!
Don't forgive me, the rock, I'll save them!
Mom, turn off the light, turn off the light.
Oh, duke it out? Duke it out?
Tim, wait, we're coming!
Duke it out?
Oh!
You're like, that's the right hander!
You son of a bitch!
Victorious!
Here you go, take this, take this!
Oh, yeah, you're right, man!
You're not even scratching on me!
I don't understand!
You should know that!
Run!
Where's the one left?
Oh, I don't play. Oh, no guys. I need a gun. Are we all dead? Yes. Oh, but I spawned
Wait
You have to choose to see me back
There's 400. Yeah, and you're dead
How do you die
There's no way that Jaguar does cable this all
He was white speed
Okay, bro, I spawn fighting how come I spawn by the beach boys you have to just click the sandbag
Okay, I do might have a time around it. Yeah, it does
Okay, so I gotta kill myself right
Yeah, kill
Hey, who leaked it we leaked it though
I
Yeah, yo, what's where do you die keeping I'm close
How the fuck do I ping right click?
They're working
Yeah, what do I do this one you have to be team leader to see the ping
Or like the only you could see there's I think yeah, you just keep going like oh, we got it's a timer. There's a timer, okay?
Boys who's dead right now? Who's a timer?
Dennis is at the top of
I
Died a peanut man
You know I thought peanut died. No, I died the peanut. He was really to HP
Cam I thought I was gonna spawn on you row. I'm in bum fucksville. Oh
You spawned you you didn't spawn on the bag. Oh
So I just died yet I spawned back. Oh, yeah, it might be on timer though. Still I'm not sure
Yeah, it's
Hey, no, I'm down to cold
Don't be that hang on down
How'd you kill him I just axed him
Bro, I heard the panther eating my body. It was kind of insane. Yeah, I'm pretty sure like drags it away and shit. Oh
Wait
I don't want to take this spawn if you guys trying to spawn by like Kim I see I see clocky take it take it. You sure okay you can
I'll spawn normal and see if I can get there the old-fashioned
Yeah, with the Jaguar just sitting in the road
Oh, this is my bag
Yeah, yeah, I gave all of them peanut
Oh, I got it running around with the name Peanut
Wait, there's a fake peanut on peanut server?
Yeah
Wait, I only see one bag
Wait, I leaked the code? I didn't leak the code
I
Leak it
Wait, they're saying I leave the code, bro
Hello
I don't think I did though
Wait, you you have your cash cleared right? Yeah, it's no if you copy and pasted what they put in
Yeah, I did they're whatever the fuck with me. I think yeah, whatever whenever you want to reconnect by the way
You literally open her up for us to press f5. I don't know if you know or not. Okay, okay
The code that they made you put into console makes it so you just can literally press f5 and it'll instantly connect to the server
So you never have to worry about here. Can't be epic advantages whips. Oh, I got cloth down here
It's I like that for health. Wait, you gotta go. We gotta go. Oh, please
No, they're just doing this whips. We got to go this way. Yeah
Was it that way? Yeah
Yeah, this is a traffic an abandoned straddle to satellite dish probably right where sorry you run is faster than me
What the fuck is going on? How are you fashion? It's fucking rad man. I'll say it
Pressing shift and it's working
Radiation poisoning I need a hazmat suit wait whips you can't go here. It's poisoning
Yeah, so if you so that out and you wear an outfit
Yeah, like that has Matt. Yeah, but if you have a has that outfit you can go into the radiation spot. Okay, there's my crazy
Yeah, but has that stuff everyone everyone rocks pretty much like there's like heavy armor than this medium armor and then like people just run has match it
But it's also also heavy armor because it's metal I think so like obviously
So if you go to like the snowy areas you'll freeze because of the metal you get colder faster
Whips where'd you go Easter egg hunt what the fuck is on my screen?
Oh, I'm out of gas. I think you're having a
What are you doing here, bro?
Getting scraps to gamble with I found a easter egg
Do you got a big one and then try to get a basket so you you get him quicker?
You got to like open them up until you get a basket, okay?
I don't open them up, Cam.
Oh, once you get like 10 of them, I think, then you can like make it into a gift or some
shit.
Okay.
And then whichever way you're looking is where the easter egg will like spawn.
So like you want to like aim them all the same way and then you go fucking nuclear.
I heard 10 of them might upgrade into beautiful creations.
If you get 10 of them, I think you can turn them into wonderful things.
This game is fucking hilarious.
Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, see?
Did they just respawn at this point?
Over and over again.
I didn't even try to put them in my egg.
Matter of fact, give me your eggs.
Drop the egg.
Give them.
Drop the egg.
There's my egg.
Dude, I need food, man.
On and my egg.
On and my egg, sir.
Wait, can they go for every damn I have to yell down the bubble?
It's just getting to it.
Can't my hand?
Yo, Nico, you got any low grade?
That's a that's a free motorcycle.
If I've ever seen one right there.
I don't know what that is.
That that motorcycle, like the fuel of the yellow shit.
Do I have low grade?
No, I have crude oil.
Well, you can cook that.
Dude, I need food.
I kill the chicken.
They need them.
I died to a fucking board. I thought guys that are making a burger shag
That's the guys that we killed I spawned on the back. I guess this should be a good thing
I'm gonna gamble. Where you at? I want to gamble gamble. I'm gambling
How do I do a chat I'll play sweet with answer
I'll talk to you.
You guys are already at third game,
but I'm coming, I'm coming.
Where's it at?
It's over here by me, I don't know how to activate it.
Sit in chair, sit in.
What is going on?
OK.
I had a ton of eggs, by the way.
I'm on the wrong way.
Open.
OK, our main thing is trying to find where
peanut and eggs are.
So please scrap it to the
areas. Okay.
I'm going to death.
Here we go.
Did you already lose? No.
We need that 20.
What am I dead on, bro?
I don't know. I need scrap.
Hey, here, take some.
Yeah, you got to get scrubs.
What the fuck?
Give me some.
How'd you how'd you exit out?
I don't know.
All right.
I just dropped you all of it.
Fuck.
I don't fuck.
Wait, no, you won't be getting all of it, yeah.
I'll split it.
I don't know how to do it.
Camp, can you split your stuff?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I got it.
I'll split it for this.
fucking
Click on it and then
Like just drag it. Oh, yeah, okay. I see I see
I give you put click on the actual there's definitely a way I'm just brain dead middle mouse button click middle mouse button on it
And like drag I got I got I got it
Poppin 83
Where's the casino?
But by me
I see you guys. I don't like see you. You know, what are you gonna do? I need food. I'm dying. I
Got food on me. You got food. Where are you?
Around outside
How do you split? Any of any of you guys?
Give me scrap I need alone, bro. They click it to where Tyler had a blue
Give me like 10 I'll turn into a million drag from top right
You drive lives
How do you place them okay time remain till next been I'm putting all on five
Blue for BPR song blue purple red like go half on blue and then the other half split on purple red
We smooth I got crude here. Okay
How do you drag? How do you not put it all?
If you click on it, we'll see like a little slider. Oh
My god, brother song
come on in their blackjack table five here five
who's got the rope it landed on yellow it went yellow dude I'm gonna die I'm
I'm gonna lose it all. Let me change it. Let me change it.
Alright, call in. We're gonna lose it all.
How do you, how do you split?
Oh, it's kinda hard to explain. I can't lie. I pull all in.
I got it, I got it. You click, you click, you just click it once, Tamah, and then there's a scrolling bar.
We need a blue. I'm telling you to do the bar. Just drag us, basically.
No.
You're gonna have to ask me to drag you out.
Oh.
We need a blue, baby!
Or a purple red.
I'm twenty-
I got one all in green.
No! Whips?
Yep.
I got a fucking 14 left, man.
Blue purple red, come on, come on!
Blue purple red, blue purple red, blue purple red.
Oh, it's gonna land!
Build our area!
I'm changing it!
Let's go blue, let's go blue!
I'm going blue, I'm going blue.
Show me that fucking red, I'll suck off Dennis, bro.
Red, red, red, red, please!
A long-ass wheel
Yeah
Go on purple. Wait, where's my I'll take my wings. Yes, sir. Yeah
The purple red
It's cool boys
We get a couple wins in a row like we're chillin we can build a mansion like if we could just build a mansion
Well, how much better actually? Yeah, this is exactly like crazy time, bro
This is the same fucking wheel
There might be a little guy by the candles just fucking spinning it talking to us
There's so many people outside I'll post y'all guys at your car to come with me while I fucking put something up
What that can you run that back in English?
Yeah, he's building our base.
I've got some shit that's just people everywhere and they're looking at me funny, dude.
Okay, so you need us to help you?
Just like you know, be there, you know, let me hit blue, let me hit red real quick.
Okay, that's fine.
That's purple real quick.
Stop.
Blue, blue, blue, blue.
Nice, nice.
Kamma, Kamma.
They are hot and they're hot and don't leave fucking dude. I'll just
Yeah, yeah, yeah one more one more time one more time I'm doing same bed same bed
Yeah, I knew you would be hooked on me.
I saw people play rust.
Yeah.
You stand it now.
I think.
Jack, correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't there a blackjack table
too or something like that?
Yeah, but it's not like house.
It's like you have to play against other players.
That's fucking lick.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So once people build it up, then you know.
Is she out, fellas?
If some table's going.
Oh, it's Taylor.
Hey!
Oh, yeah, yeah, you can do your body we can't okay nice. Dude, what is an air drop right by Alpo's?
Fuck yeah, like look out south
Yeah, yeah, you died so fast. Oh my god
Wait, are we going again?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, go to the seer job.
Oh, oh, oh.
See ya.
What the fuck, man?
Wait, they're saying it's House Blackjack on this.
Oh, no way, that's crazy.
Oh, wait, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's in the train, in the train.
Yeah, there's so many people in here.
There's so many people in here.
Where is the air job?
Should we go for it? There's a lot of people on it.
My god, dude someone is holding a fucking behemoth at the air drop
Like dude, they have my my fucking land, bro
I'm actually tight right now, bro
Dude power move would to be to raid or like to go fuck with this guy building and take his spot
Hey, there's a lot of them though and like they definitely know what's going on
I mean, I'll fucking run in with a car, bro. So I won't
I'm down to the motorcycle with given the motorcycle
That's it's long gone. Wait, they're shooting guns, bro. Yeah, they've done you know
Okay, I'm going up and I'm killing this team by the way
It's massive
Good you're dying. I have it. I have an axe camera. Yeah, right now. I'm running away from that, dude
I'm so I'm so loaded. Yo, Denny cams running away. We can't so I can't spectate as I'm dead like this
I watch the boys no y'all can definitely attack them, but like you can't respond. Yeah, I can't I'm gonna wait
200 seconds
Here, I'm just looking for somewhere flat. We got to go kill the sea
Do you want me to keep the money Dennis? Yeah, yeah keep the money. I'm going
Yeah, get this fucking animal away from me, bro
We just got got the airdrop by the way over here. You can probably follow him out. He looks so low
There's so many people on it. Where's this team cam? Oh shit up here. You'll see it dog
Like right past where the airdrop was you'll see their base layout
You ping it I saw you can't see my oh my god
You gotta kill the steam and then I'm gonna run the biggest can't use man
I'll do that in a moment. We have to have metal to make a large chest. I'll just make a couple small chests just like this guy have so much stuff
Right now you're putting chest up. It's just too small. It's too small. It's all I'm all large chests at no time. What's any of these furnaces?
I knew you the right end of the job
I
Wait, I'm not way, I'm not allowed to look at this
Boys, I don't know. Yeah, I don't know if this is allowed by look the peanut stream. They're building a big base
That's not allowed.
Is that fucking base?
No, no, there's in the middle of the road.
Is that what you're saying?
No, it's yeah, yeah, dude.
Yeah, it's gigantic.
It's a little stone.
It's straight.
We're walking and walking and not.
Yeah, you cannot.
And that's that's like that's those people
are just building out to block the road.
Like I can't spawn for 60 seconds.
Yeah, we would be just checking it.
There's a respawn at the bottom.
Oh, you're saying you want to spawn in the back.
You want me to spy at the beach and take ten minutes to run over there again? Yeah, true. Oh hell no
I'm going right back to that wheel. I can't cute
I'll lose my body and go right back dude the fact that there's baby
There's a cost of much
I can make you on if you need
Yeah, that's a cool down anyway. Yeah, I'm 25 seconds away. It's fun
Where's train bro, yeah train attacks here both a guy invited them both a train's not playing with us
I'm gonna
Finally well those people to play this game for a living in here, man
No, they're not yes, I think I think it's literally just like no sweats. No, I got
There's definitely sweats. Is he is there? Yes. Yeah, who I
Can't say their name. Well, you can you can do that horse scared the fuck out of me. Yeah, we need that. We need it
Yo, you can fucking ride horses off close now, it's kind of fucked up. I
Think the sweats that there are in here are not allowed to like do anything
Yeah, like I know it's not allowed to do anything. Okay. Can I go back to this base here? Is it gonna snipe me again?
No, you'll be fine. You don't attack anyone side. Okay. I
Need to
Yeah, I think I want to place this
Oh my
We're about to no, no, no, no this ain't that promise I
Can't I'm gonna put a Steven back. I got here some shit
That's cool. The code is 6969.
Dude, okay, stop.
What?
Change the code and DM it to us.
There's no way. It's like that?
Yes.
Dude, that's my code all the time, though.
Bro, like...
Dude, yes, change the channel.
Yo, Nick, you got a fucking echo, man.
Who?
You!
Oh.
Yes!
Really?
Dude, yeah.
Alright, it's a new code now.
mode now it starts with six different second letter I fucking hate you
I sent you it Dennis you got a relay yo whips what do you want can you if you tell me to
create a like a test channel that's rushed there's literally is one oh thanks
lips is it locks and no one can see yes it's literally just everyone that
please. Oh, thanks, lips.
Finally, holy shit.
Okay, you got it.
Yeah, with us.
Oh, I did like 17 times.
You're doing peanut.
So remove his firms.
OK, so just remember getting wood is useless
because you could just trade stone in for wood.
So it's like mine.
I go that's the only thing
So what should I go get? Should I just go get all but the stone?
I would farm enough scrap to buy a jackhammer
It's 150 at outpost and then use a jackhammer
Nice
Yeah, I'm so sick it's what I have the stores in
Oh shit, but I don't know what it's doing
I'm just gonna put it in there
I was just like in that spot bad because they can crush the hill, but they can't crush
the hill because it's fucking snowy.
What do you mean?
No, no, the base is, it works on all those.
That's just like the inner core.
Where's Nick, man?
He's gambling.
Nick, are you fucking gambling again?
Are you up?
I just started.
Okay.
This is what you do.
You put 10 on blue, 10 on purple.
No, 15 blue 15 purple 10 red no no no all in on red go half on the fucking blue
All right
Don't be a bitch. Come on. Oh, no, no all right. I don't have a lot think about the wind though
I don't have a lot. We're gonna climb our way up. Yeah, but like if you got that win you're good
Sometimes it hits red twice back to back in your set
I
Said we're waiting for a generational wealth here
And if you put one K on 20, all right, I'm gonna go get some scrap. I'll be right back
Such a short lived motivation in this game
Blackjack cable and I just saw a bus the bus the bus
Down astronomically
What is he not in discord or is full me oh
Oh, yeah, I'm back. What's up, bro? Come come play the wheel. I have scrap for you. I just won it went blue
No, you and me should go farm a bunch of it together, dude, I'll never play that fucking table again, bro
Oh shit, it wasn't hot, man.
Bro, I had to put the fucking 21, bro.
It does.
Dude, just be rich.
Did you tip him?
Yeah.
Oh, fuck him.
How much you got, Nick?
Are you rich right now?
I got a little bit.
I got a stone barricade.
How much you have?
Like $300?
Oh my god, bro.
Give me $50.
Dude, I've never heard Tim so happy ever.
Dude, I've never seen him snatch something faster in my life.
Holy shit.
Grab that fucking metal so quick.
Alright, come on, blue.
Purple, red.
DPR.
I can't get in.
Good luck, good luck.
He's learning.
Don't stay, stay, stay, stay, stay.
Stay!
Is that yellow?
That's purple.
That's red.
That's red, right?
I got that!
That's red.
Bang!
Nice, bro.
Nice.
Wait.
get it 99 wow okay this is okay I see the vision here okay you do a good build
that shit over there buddy we're gonna need y'all gotta win some scrap cuz
we need about a fucking 150 60 horses and their 40 scrap of pop oh that's no
I got that coming right up for you buddy.
What you worried about?
What you worried about?
Timmy, right on. Come on.
We're gonna hit that red.
Dude, if we get red, oh my god.
Well, we could buy 100 horses.
What do the horses do?
We can travel fast?
We can ride them into battle.
We're selling it for school.
We're selling it for school.
Got it.
We need are you here to come on maybe it's me bro I get on the fucking
Give me money now. I'm dead serious. No
94 and I started at 13 it's crazy come up. Wow
I'm gonna do a big bed. Okay boys big bed big bed going in red
Oh
Yeah, come on the wheel we're on the wheel
BPR watch acting other on the wheel I did much spin it
I mean train I had a bed in bro. I had a fucking 20 dealer flips at 21 like fuck off
He's red please
No, man, I lost a lot of money with this one getting rinse
Welcome in
Oh, I just lost everything
What you got bro, what you got bro? Oh
What the fuck you better hope I don't see you better hope I don't see you out there, bitch
Holy shit
No, who is that guy bro, I want it
I want fucking hands that little rat. Come get back here drop that man right now. I'm everybody pull out their stones
Are swinging. Hey Nick drag me back here. I need to like do my settings
Oh
Let's go right
are and wait wait do you know new
players nearby real quick do you lose
advice for you make sure you put down a
lot of sleeping bags man this game feels
bad if you're doing some goofy rp to
get randomly killed and like three
minutes like that's my best advice for
you
that I gotta be real he gave me his
outfit you're looking mad goofy right
now I can't eat like a little like a
dinosaur buddy
I figured the fuck out. I'm going all in
With you rough. I'm a chunk on blue a little chunk on purple and I got like a little baby chunk on red everything
You got it. You got to heat the wheel up. You got heat it up
Come on
We get it hot. Okay. Now if we don't win this we got to go far metal boys
I just got yelled at apparently some guy owns the street outside the outpost. There's like a toll or something
Yeah, we'll show them a toll dude. Oh come on. This is it. Yo who rolled that?
What are you I'm going to get fucking money. Yeah, that is the most annoying fucking
Can't worry about bro
and stuff or like hit nodes. I'm all in on red. Tim can you hear your own footsteps?
Yeah why do they sound like that? Wet ass boots what are you doing dude?
You got a chicken suit on? You got a fucking dinosaur.
There's something. Yeah we gotta find the pumpkin farm on the server.
I have a pumpkin right now. Is there a place where you can just keep swinging and getting
getting steel everywhere we swing yeah you run around yeah you kill people let
them get the steel for you yeah but i don't have any guns man i gotta
fuck yo i'll give you i'll give you a bow right now we could go we could go
primal or i don't know i got a composite a compound bow
let's just you know what do you mean how people have guns already like
I'm not sure if it's like what?
Reed's probably got an AK in his pocket.
I got a lot of adventures and shit, but I think you have to run cards.
I got some new things.
Yo, Cam, are you building this, like, circular...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's our base.
Yo, how do I stand up?
That's a pool shoot.
Yo, make sure, by the way, when you guys enter the code for the first time,
to hide your screen when you're interested.
Oh, I know you're...
Oh, thanks.
I like this horse.
Yo, how do I snipe it?
You actually wait.
I might have an idiot
It's horse. Don't fuck me or something
Wait, Tim. I'm coming to you. Let's go farm together. Oh, but we gotta read the horse home
Tim, you are you got side? Oh
Good bye sir
Me
Yeah, the roads like by miltons and launch go crazy as well. Yeah.
Where? Like, yeah. Yeah, I was doing these.
I was in a supermarket ship.
You welcome to you.
Oh, that's a miltons. Let's go there.
Oh, that's that outpost.
Yeah, that outpost.
Is this where it's fucking stupid?
Yo, I have that blocker used for something.
Oh, yeah, you throw it on the ground.
Good.
You could turn shit into scrap, too.
Like there's there's like, if you just loot like random shit,
you could turn to scrap, right?
Like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, I know, like, we're all supposed to be like cavemen
and we're supposed to be like progressing and shit,
but I think I'm just staying as a caveman.
Like, I'm not.
Y'all could probably go deep on this base right here,
Unless it's whip space. I don't think so. It's open right now, Taylor. I don't want to just fucking beam
I'm just shoot his ass dude. Falkham
Sorry, I don't know if it's kill on site. I don't think I think you got it. Oh
Okay, well then I'm running around. I've been kind of my audio off just running around waiting to die
Get the blueberry tell me how to farm coach coach me up a little bit
Yeah, you're probably a poor camp at base and they have no airlock and they definitely have guns
We think I peed on the billboard
Wait Nico, is that you passing the billboard they come back to me? Yeah
I don't know what I'm doing. He's me
You go down the road and you get these like barrels stuff and I crates. This is how you get life
I like that car so you see scrapper up hoping I think the recycler what I think
we're 40% you said it's gonna hit this are you gonna get that too it could be
like guns little rifles in there too yeah we're just where's the scrap
compact factor it's in a little crate but like you need rads fuck wait no
times that you need rads yeah yeah yeah I have a horse
we need to go down to the band, we need to go down to the band and see if we can mark
our way up
dude
oh
it's crazy
we need to get stuns so we can make these pickaxes so you can mine it faster
wait someone has a, there's a balloon here
yo cam is there like an easy way up there that's not up the fucking like Mount Everest
I'm marking a balloon on my ass
I
Can't get up there
I'm trying to get some so I can give you this pickaxe
I just miss an FOV here. Yes.
Download more.
There we go.
I'm gonna do this.
Dude, I need rads, man.
Need a fucking roll.
Oh, there's a hazmat in the base.
There's a suit in the base, man.
Here.
Oh, I think you just probably did.
I'm about to go.
Yeah, I have to, I want to turn this shit into scrap.
I can't I got the horse at the base bro pull her on up dog bring her in
should I just put her in well how'd you make this we just made with something
so you stoned son would so they just had a tree in it here like a big-ass motor
can I trade it country scrap for a high-speed I just came already have a
fucking lockpad on this fucking door right here brother I'll park her in
You're on up and then you might have to walk her up the roof
Just go up. Oh, yeah, but you might die. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, just go up. You got this
Yeah, I don't know. I kind of feel like I'm gonna die. Look at this. Yeah. Yeah, okay. Just leave it there. I'll do it
How do you lead it up cam I hold you on it and then
Now there's a fire up
It's a broken-ass car
and make it like go into it so their ass is hanging off the edge.
I see it.
Yeah, if we don't need Nick, I'm sorry.
Oh.
Sure.
Oh, my God, this seems dangerous.
You're good.
Like that?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, try that.
And it might just auto lock it or whatever on the mind.
It what?
Get these three signs to give you that stuff.
See that?
So now that the ass kind of hangs off.
Yeah.
Now it's going to sit down here.
Launching them down, you know, and then we can select them all. Are you a fucking genius?
Can I make this my sleeping bag? Yeah, I just make a bag with cloth
Like four extra's I just didn't bag anyone yet. So
Cloth in the base in these look in the tool cupboard, maybe
me go the thing you gave me broke my team I think he was a good pick up bags in the
basic replace some of the rocket yeah it's all good I'll fuck with it cuz I don't think
I can build if it's up there they can also stuff you can scrap I don't see cloth anywhere
in here again in the I got some you know how many you need for it 30 well you could like
make a few and put them everywhere outside.
Should not go in like in our house.
Yeah, yeah.
I guess it's on.
So I'm right there and use wood and then put a craft.
We're feeling we're about to get absolutely murdered.
Yes, Sam.
OK, great. Good to see you.
I love you, bitch.
I was going to have to describe what I mean.
Does I love you?
How do I know your cam?
Is it a bad it's either or it's
It's a sleeping bag or a beach towel. Oh my god Dennis run. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I got my bag
But we need some food. He go you know, I'm going back to base. I don't know how to get food
Okay
It says I can't build here cam
You got a like off on the tool cover
Off on the tool cover
Right there die. Yeah, you know the bear whips
Wait for baseball healing and right to the right. All right. He'll fast enough
Wait
Or some shit, okay. Yeah. Yeah. What's the code? I sent it. I sent it look at them
Gamers
Wait, is that our base on the right keyboard?
We see this up so you can keep that
Yeah
That's what I mean we're far away from the supermarket. I
Just need right now like stone and shit. Um, I the jack I could give somebody
Yeah, if you guys need food just follow the river too
I'm putting a fucking base, I'm getting a sleeping bag for myself real fuck off
Oh, what?
What are you named?
Sleeping bag.
Running me.
Running me.
It's his, Tim's.
Where are you?
Super.
I see the abandoned super...
Oh, okay, gotcha.
Yeah, that's far.
I'm down there.
Take it.
I'm running alone.
Oh, I'm coming.
Where you at?
I'm running to you.
There's someone shooting an AK or an MP5.
I
I'm running to you
There's someone shooting an AK or an MP5 I know way is a K already a K. That's that's the abandoned military base
It might be AI. I'm going to pick you guys up in the balloon
There's a board behind you whoever's right in the street
dude. Do I eat the board? He's got a fucking shotgun that guy dude. I'm gonna die. I do
not. I don't even know how to count that. Is this thing locked? How do I craft that?
Did you put the code in? Is it green? It's red. Yeah, that's good. That's locked, please.
Where you guys at? Oh wait Kim. I have a fireplace bro. You want this?
I have a stone fireplace
Thanks in bad news. Oh, yeah, let's go. I'm contributing to the base chat. Let's go
How do you use them
I click on him and then
Here's three. I want to put your hotbar and hold on
That's like there go
They call it a hop. Oh shit. We bought this road. I'm starving. I'm not
like you need that
You need health as if you're sorry
Do we need rope for anything other than tying it to my
Actually, I'm gonna afk really quick. I got to go to die
No, I didn't I did it where'd you go? I went to the left
You left you left. I know I walked the road many man. Just right now. It's a very standing road Danny. I'm gonna fucking kill you
Yo, there's a bear coming to you guys, but super margaret skillet
They're gonna hide because that they're already fucked me up brother. You have to make the super market to you for after
Just make a go around that shit. I read bar with complication says fucking five. I'm dead in four seconds
No, I think I think you don't instantly die right? I don't know
Says what you have health it'll like slowly make
Yeah, I found my phone, yeah.
Okay, okay.
You're right, you're right.
Me, I'm gonna give it.
Okay, I have so many bandages, it's actually disgusting.
Alright, alright.
I have like a score on it.
End of this, not trolling.
Bro, whose base is that?
Let me get fucked up.
I don't know.
Holy shit.
They're speaking Spanish, bro.
I don't know, I don't know.
They're speaking different languages over there.
It's a different country.
I try to fuck with them right now.
I
Is that the supermarket
Cameras or laptops
That guy was cool
All right, what do you guys need?
I need some food
Here's some food
Perfect.
No, you didn't ban this.
What else do you need?
No, I'm chilling.
Thank you, though.
Yeah.
OK, so let me show you this real quick.
Mayor, I know I used the food.
Got a great tab, and then click on it and eat.
Top of the map.
Or you can put it on here, whatever it's called.
So that's under hot bar now, so you press 6.
Or you can just swap to it and, yeah.
Oh, come on.
and then then then that's like yeah all right come here
all right so supermarkets supermarkets there's none up right now but there's
like green boxes here that always have food but in the back of every
supermarket there's this thing
back okay i'm back here back here back here
so there's this thing where you put pretty much when you break barrels you
know how you randomly get like stop signs and shit you put it in here and it
turns into scrap. Oh, she's gambling fuel. Yeah, I thought it was like 40% right?
Well, I'm not in the monuments. That's an outpost. Oh, gotcha.
Gotcha. Yeah, you want to go gamble?
Nick, open that liquid I put in there so you know, I just gave you 300.
Open that. That's all the stuff that I got over farming on the road.
That's what I turned to scrap. Yeah. Yeah. And then you turn it to like
Yeah, you have you have you have it. That's fine. I gave him 200 so I expect I expect you to
Oh, I will triple your
And put your propane things in there, okay, that's probably good for the poop shoot actually I'll go bring it back to read
I want all those bars in the bottom right to be full. I want to be full maybe
When I fight
I don't they have like a gun or two and then I'll have like literally the rest of them like fucking
Bandages, I mean I painted is like
No, I'm saying my health my drink my food. I want all that to be max right you want your health to be max
Other shit can be like half as long as you don't run out of water. You're chilling. Yeah
I'm actually 27 water, I might need to get some water.
You can outheal cam, correct?
You can outheal hunger in this game?
Y'all got like a knife or something to skin that boar?
No, I got an axe.
I don't work.
Here.
More than one way to skin a boar.
Oh, he's got a good axe.
Yeah, open it.
Let's put your profane in there.
Let's do this just creeping on you guys.
So it goes from left to right, so whatever you put in the left it recycles it first
Howdy, okay, wait we need to get back
We could try and cram in the balloon
I have a lot of stone what they get the balloon to you read you know what to do with it. I got oil
I'm fucking I'm yearning for the mines dog. Take the scratcher. Yeah
Me and Tim spawned, where did we spawn?
We spawned at the...
...fairy terminal...
...and went all the way down to the bottom to die.
Oh, this guy's behind us.
Is this the shotgun guy?
Yeah.
Okay.
Uh, is that spot good?
I took your shit.
For what?
I don't know.
Okay, anything.
Alright.
Can you get back to base or are you gamble with that scrap?
Let's do it.
Everything good, eh?
Are you a team leader?
Further side of the map.
Can you remove that blue ping and put one on base?
Yeah, these guys know all they've been playing this shit for a minute, huh? Oh, yeah, can't I have so much stone you need stone
I got like
600 we're not gonna blow we can't come back you say 600. Yeah Taylor dog. There's third on the ground, bro
Stone was that bad 600 dude mother fucker with a jackhammer. That's like one rock
Also have
So for or I'm just dropping shit. Yeah, yeah, I'll be sure to pick it up
Yes, I planned it put it on the ground
I don't even know you got 600 dog. It's like a 2x server and that's like half a node
So the thing right here is where if you go to supermarkets
Okay, I'm playing this corn
Yes, sir. Oh, that's why you're squeaking by the way, I don't know what that is
So when you go to supermarkets you want to look for something like this
I got pumpkin seeds too, I'm putting it right next to it.
We need to put that scrap on.
Take like 200 of that scrap and gamble it.
Gamble all of it.
Hey, Kim, how are you building like that?
Is that in the crafting thing?
It's in a little building plan.
It's a blue thing.
Hey, whose horse is this?
You know, like how you build, it's this.
Yeah, I still like that.
No, no, no, no, they're going to kill me now.
They're going to kill me.
Where did you even get this?
Oh, no, no, wait, then he gave me that horse.
I get the base real quick with this man.
Yeah, I'm in the hammer out of it.
I'm really trying to learn the game, and you're like my fucking shaman on this journey.
I had to play this game honestly in two years.
Yeah, but like, you're like fucking Yoda.
Plus, you know what's going on.
Shit, this is fucking fine.
That's fair.
Oh shit!
I feel like I'm riding a horse for real.
I
See you guys at the black
Can't wait to get that drill bone arm and
He could buy one right now we should technically you should buy one and then you gamble the rest, okay?
That's actually a smart idea
Cuz I want to
No, I heard they're doing session movie events at Alpo tonight just for Co-Key, free octopus entangling, okay, that's K.R.
I think it's building supplies, Nick. Actually, no, that's not that. I'm sorry.
Yo, I'm not even kidding you, bro. Cam is cranking 90s right now in Russ.
He's, you should see what he's doing on our base right now, bro.
He's boxing up, dude.
Are you guys going to gamble?
Fuck yeah, I wait I'm gonna buy the drilling tool first and then he's like 600 scrap. I need money, bro
You buy the drill for to get my money we get far
So everybody faster faster money faster money
Like a furnace or a computer station generator that's okay. What kind of furnace?
I'd say a large furnace all right
Yeah, I mean that'd be pretty fucking big or electric furnace
We need
Then
By the drill
Yeah, we need 350 scrap we're gonna get a furnace first on the ground
I have. All right. You wait for me. Get you got 350. Yes, I got 370. I'm coming. Perfect.
Okay. Oh, dude, you can zoom all the way in and see what people are selling. Okay, so.
I don't know because then he's gonna be back, you know what I'm saying?
Okay, now, yeah I have it here, I have 71 left, there is, it's right next to us actually,
right over here.
It's 117, is this enough?
It ain't gonna hit back to back 5?
Yeah, it is right now.
back to back five you just see it is right now yeah stone and then maybe
trade for wood sit sit mother you got that Jackie's this is this yeah I'll drop
you oh we're gonna fucking garden up there bro that's gonna work I don't know
who's it is fucking really good zero fuck I don't know how to give people bags
But
Oh my god, this is so
Keycards here and they're dirty. You know has chickens. Are you trade them in?
Yes, opposite way. Apparently you can buy a blue key card. Yeah, you have 33 strap for me
You can buy a red one. I gave you 350. I gave it to Danny. He bought a furnace. Oh, okay
Okay, bye
Thank you fucking allowance, bro fucking serious
UK back for more
Yeah inside yeah, yeah, yeah somewhere like right here inside like right here
Yeah, oh what the fuck what yeah, that's perfect
Oh dude, we're getting fucked, we're not moving this thing, we're getting folded.
No you can't, you need a hammer.
I wish it was just a re-bet one.
Yeah me too, man.
I'm gonna put it on the outside like this angle right here, that's nice.
Oh yeah, that's real nice.
And then you gotta get some water and fill it up.
And can I put like my seeds in there?
Yeah, you can put your seed in there.
Bro someone just got shot down in the middle of the road.
Yeah, I saw that we need any I need water bro
Right now it's gotta be if it goes red
Shut the doors
Anyone can just run in I need water for my garden
Do I need these four?
This really is to get a long ass fucker. Someone's here bro. Someone's here. All right
Nothing nothing
Nothing
I'm calling bluff. I ain't goes green or yellow this one. I'm backing off and I'm coming back in
That's what I think oh wait, we fought this guy
Cuz I can't
Just get you have any seeds
You have any seeds?
Yo, Cam, where do I put this furnace?
Is it inside anywhere on the ground?
I was meeting like a pumpkin seed.
Oh, god.
Oh, no, that's bad.
That's the worst thing that could happen.
I don't say that's bad.
Did you make money?
Nice.
which I did four bucks on 20.
Fuck, man.
All right.
Okay, I put a furnace in the bottom.
All right.
I mean, someone's doing oil, right?
Or am I making that up?
Why do I hear an alarm?
It might be a train.
Oh, you goddamn dickhead.
I don't know, I love this.
I come to the casino and we're already winning big,
are we? All right, what's hitting big boys? All on one? You can't go wrong with one, right
boys? 700 on one right now. It's time. We shall bring the board back to us. The people,
the nakeds of the beaches we cherish.
What am I hearing?
This next mic is a fucking echo, man.
Is it really me?
Oh, yeah, stone house
My entire life dependent on that bed
please
They said they're building to camp
Water in the top left
Stop, yeah, but anyway!
You're just in!
I just, just one more scratch!
Please help me, man!
That's all I need!
Don't hit one.
Don't hit one.
Sit, sit, sit.
I'm gonna go look for more scratch.
NOOOOOOO!
That was my child, Scott!
I
Yo, yo, yo, he's fucking murdered my ass
Wait, where'd he kill you? You got a killer. He's a baby. Where let's go. Let's get his ass. Yeah
Yeah.
Dude.
Pick it up.
Got you, because he has my jash.
He has the Jackie.
Yeah.
What the fuck?
I know, but I just got my hands tied down for a second.
So I'm going back.
Where?
Where?
Where?
Where?
Where?
Where?
Where?
Where?
Where?
Where?
Where?
Where?
Where?
Where?
Where?
Where?
Where?
Motherfuck!
There's K8.
Right north of Outpost.
There's like six people there.
Okay, I don't have a jackhammer or anything.
I don't have any guns.
I'm just going to play dumb.
I'm going to play dumb and just try to get my stuff back.
Alright, I'm going with Tyler.
He's definitely taking the jackhammer.
What does the jackhammer do?
I got a boomerang.
It's going to be one more bet.
It's obvious.
Fuck off.
Just one more bet.
I swear to God, I'm going to win at this time.
Yo, what does more damage to players?
It's a fucking paper.
All on point.
All on 20, all on 20, all on 20, I have to.
All on 20, I want to win B, I want to win B.
There's five of them there, all of those.
Don't say that, don't say that, please, this is everything I love.
I've got nothing left in here.
Nothing left in my name.
It's okay.
Fuck, I'm counting on you, 20.
We're winners.
It's gonna be purple.
Not 20.
Please.
Oh, that's a 20.
That's a 20.
That's a 20.
That's a...
It's so far from 20.
Not dead.
No.
I didn't mean to...
No.
Please.
Find it in your heart.
I have a lock.
Find it in your heart.
Give me time, Spad.
This fucking guy, you're way too...
I've got a little bit of hemp seeds.
I have a Samurai sword.
I'll give you my crown.
Give me a few more.
Give me a few more.
I saw and put it on your head. Put it on your head.
I feel a puddle that's in it.
It's tits. It's rubies.
Strings with peanuts?
Yeah! I'm traveling all the way up north.
Get away from me!
What on earth fucker?
What about you, good sir?
Imagine the riches.
I'm all in.
If you win, I win, right?
Right?
Statistically speaking if you win I win we all win right we win to get the Jackie. That's all we need of it
It's my it's my friend
On the road, so I think I like I don't know
Go back and keep farming
I'm like 11 health
Some compound bows
Will you answer the census? Is there way for me to res Nico if you know what's up, bro?
No, I like the boreful killed me. It's only a few questions
Okay. Yeah, I mean they probably just saw the bag. How old are you?
uh 47 okay i have 12 kids and three wives okay what is your favorite organ
organ like the state no in the body holy shit what in the body what's your favorite organ in
the human body what's like is it you got like a list of them the world is your
always I like always yeah I thought he said okay oyster and there's there's
three more questions the tallest girl you ever dated like honestly yeah of
course
probably 6-1
holy shit
okay
fucking pure model absolute
do you believe?
believe in what?
well do you?
do I believe in what?
be honest do you?
uh for sure
okay
last question if you had to eat a cat or a dog you had to what one would you
pick and why I fucking hate cats I'm allergic to them and like dude I'm a
dog person so you would a little point you to cat just to spit it out maybe okay
good job thank you
I'm so confused right now game get your ass back here
I'm coming with you let's go let's go let's go I dare loosen all my shit so I don't even
No, bro. I'm about to go oil. I'm it's probably over we we we don't have people like you. We just got you, you know
Right
Yeah, that motherfucker was crazy about peanut league code to get in base
I
Just how you get fucking mode shit. Oh my god, you're just what are you yeah?
And the camera and you're just leaving it. I'm sick wait. I got rid of so many cameras
Dude keep camera always well
I fucking scrapped a minute of them.
That's so crazy. Oh my God.
Those are turrets.
That means we don't even have to play and we win.
Hey, really? Yeah. Yeah.
That's the only item that's good.
Yeah, we'll give you a leader by taxi.
Yeah, I'm going to go make food back.
Yeah.
No, it's not our base.
I'm already there.
I am just so we came here so fast.
I'm in the base.
OK, come on.
I
Scammed on that barrel though. I might be the worst player in the history of this game
No, dog Tim's making planters. Oh my god, I thought a bear just came out of the fucking barrel
Holy bear
You fuck bro. I literally just got jumpscared. Oh my god
Well, how do I how do I get in?
The door shit. Yeah
that's the horse door okay there's horses wait why do you guys all have
clothes now I'm naked nothing like hanging down in your own house
how do we get this fucking what is this wow pants what the fuck yeah read what's
engineering station do we come in peace
you got a tier 2 workbench
right here i do not have a tier 2 workbench
are you looking for a tier 2 workbench
do you have any scrap there's something to do you know
yeah i think so bro i have some scrap yes i have
What scrap you got? Are you looking for a scratch?
Well, I have to go home. I'll be I'm always looking for some fucking scrap. What are you?
Mr. Well, I'm always looking for a good deal. I'm always looking for a negotiation
come on! come on! come on! come on!
move! move!
how much crap do you have!
listen!
okay, I have maybe a hundred scraps
a baby! a baby!
is that some sort of trap?
I have something that you would want
no tj!
listen to me!
I also died!
was it trash?
this was not a trap
not a trap
the bongulators are to blame
yes
the bongulators are to blame
They killed me also.
Do not let the bungalowters put us against each other, we are neighbors.
How do I fucking put on a pants man?
Oh come on, let's talk.
Can you grab?
Let's be eye to eye.
Right click?
Oh, sorry what?
Eye to eye.
We have to speak.
This was not a trap my friend.
I was just talking to my neighbor and then a crossbow bolt hit me in the face.
You know what?
I felt the same way and then a crossbow hit me in the face and then they started yelling,
the bungalows have no mercy.
The bungalows have no mercy.
And this was this one guy, peanut and some other guy.
What was the other guy's name?
cloxy
cloxy and folexy and mr peanut
oh okay so there is a very evil force here
okay okay
there is a very evil force
listen i'm sorry for blaming you
my bad
no i took a understand but i believe
at least we had the conversation
yeah yeah
i think we have had the conversation
if you ever want to take a picture of me.
I think I'm stealing it from my own team right now, bro.
Oh, we got any feet?
Anyone like feet?
Yes.
Yes, I do.
Do you live here?
I'll trade you.
I'll put the gentleman for some bandages.
I do love some feet.
What did you get me for the scrub?
We can take that deal.
What do you need for scrap? What do you need?
What do you have?
It's very early for me.
Look around, bro. We got the fucking world in here. The world's your oyster. Look, I got horses. I got all kinds of shit, man
You know
100 scrap I need maybe I need 500
Metal fragments
Okay, let me go talk to the boss. You have you just stay right there
Okay, no problem. I'm gonna stay right here. Yes, we can talk about this
Can they want 500
Shit, they want 500 steel for 100 scrap
Today we are strangers, but tomorrow
Like metal fragments I said I said 500 metal fragments. I give you 100 scrap
Okay, that's cool
Yes, you got it. I will go get it. I will be back. No, I come back. I come back
Who am I dealing with? What is everybody's name here?
What am I trading?
I don't know what I'm doing
I'm a new brawl. I'm trying to figure this out. I'm not sure this game sucks
Like I got you never
I fuck with the I fuck with the like the you know the little engagements and shit
But dude, I thought like I'd be able to go around like shoot people shit. I gotta
Yeah, we gotta
Process family I
Don't even understand this guy made a whole ass fucking temple that we're in right now with fucking briefcases and shit
I have a rock look at my head bro. She's had I just found out how to put this stupid fucking thing on bro
The time this game sucks
Thanks, it's pretty cool. It's a bunch of streamer. Everybody's streaming. They're all they all got their shit and got bases
But the reality situation is I'm literally like a kindergarten and I'm in a I'm in college
I'm not supposed to be here. I'm supposed to be on like fucking chess. We're like years of war
Halo all the duty art Raiders for night
Yes, you go Taco Bell, you're still in
Yeah, later. I just ate cabbage. Oh Danny. I came here to tell him that I lost I'm like a little fucking
But how how exhilarating
Yeah, you play you play a little archer right maybe like four or five hours and come back on this game
You get some AK's, you know have a glass of wine go gamble a little bit
You know me and then go kill peanut. They go up at that door
Can't
Can't go through the door. Oh you can't
Hello, I'll open this door can I open it a horse to
Open door I have to do it from the outside
Oh
Ride dude this game walk around for people on his is a lot
Oldie and leave the player you can place it can open it. Oh my lord. Yeah
Can't walk this in
You lock this in
No, no, no, there's code. There's a code. No, I'm the I'm a horse. All right. Oh, what's just opened it?
fuck I think it's the same code open
fuck learn the fucking game Nick make yourself useful it has some fucking
fun half cams and you are missions bro god damn huh damn damn you ever had fun
before you got a nice ass, bro. Yeah, I have no clothes on bare ass dick out. Nice.
It's fucking nice ass. As far as having a fucking shot in the street. I've got titties
on you. Damn.
Are you are you a peanuts crew?
He killed me too. Oh, buddy, you got a wooden around on your ass. Let me get that out for you
So I don't know how to take it out if we kill him like I'm actually gonna die like what what happens it?
It's not sense. It's not sense. It's not in my yard. I think I lost it. I take some bandages later. Oh
Damn
Oh, shit
Balls out the back and everything
Balls up the back and everything man. It's a chair. Are we like is that allowed on Twitch? I don't even like I'm not even really
I don't like nighttime
We all are getting rocked right now
Anymore scrapping, I'm gonna go to the jackhammer
or whatever
Damn, dude
Got some corn, got some Isle corn on me
Come on horses
Ah, Nico, we gonna get you out of the blue gate right now, bro
You wanna get us?
With tempests and balls mines right now
I
What are you doing right now? I need to get a fucking drill so I can go drill some shit
So we can get scrapped faster the faster we get scrapped the faster we get guns faster
We look at my inventory and can you tell me if there's anything that you need for what I got?
for you bandages okay here's these thank you there's more thank you okay anything else
i can make a hammer a machete no i want to go buy that uh thing uh drill i need a 150 scrap though
should you lose all our money what's up did you lose all our money of 300 600
scrap hold on I gave you three not time back I've come back with the money let's
kill this guy bro please no way he's shooting a trade for us no I came with
the game with us please if you kill if you start a war bro with that go my
friend thank you it was great doing business listen I have to tell you I
I did not appreciate that you did not negotiate with me.
You just took my deal one time, just like this.
I was saying 100 scrap,
it's just the beginning of the negotiation.
You cannot, what the fuck are you guys doing?
No, it is very insulting.
You have to negotiate.
Where I come from, they take your hand off.
We did negotiate.
You said you wanted steel and we wanted scrap.
Yes, and I said one hundred, do not do this with me.
No, I'm fucking doing what you are, baby.
What I'll do with you.
Okay, okay, listen, listen, listen, you guys, you guys, violence is bad for business, okay?
Let's put our weapons down.
Let me check in on that.
Peace brings prosperity to us, okay?
Now until we get bullets we must resort to peace once we get bullets then it is a different story
Then it's on I got you I got you I will supply I'm telling you now how BB will deliver how BB always delivers
yeah, and
Not only that but my morals can be bought my morals can be negotiated
I like that
Yeah.
Peace.
All over the land.
Yeah.
And alaykum salam, yes, of course.
Yes, sir, baby.
I have ears all over the land.
Yeah.
We will have trade secrets.
We will have whatever your heart desires.
Maybe I like the way you're talking right now.
But we must put our weapons away for now.
Yes, you like this?
Okay.
I'll talk to my commander in chief.
We will make another deal.
I will be back later.
I'll see you.
I'll be looking for you.
Yes, it's very nice that you have a commander in chief.
I have myself, my house, and my shitty fire.
OK, you enjoy this.
Very nice that you have a commander in chief.
Oh, East Regal, I'm going to Bluegate, bro.
I don't fucking know, man.
No, I'm going to Bluegate.
I'm going to Bluegate, bro.
I'm going to fucking space.
You're going to East Regal, best.
I'm on damn right now in my mind.
You know oh look that was a tempest you know what I mean, right? Oh
My god Bobcat you can hear it in the distance
Bro, there's Easter egg spawning ball. You get it get it get it. Oh
I'm taking you back up. We're going back up
Guys somebody drop a fucking AK. I mean no, no you get the eggs. We'll get an AK watch watch watch
This is a good time to go to war. We we got it. Let's go. Are you gonna blow up a baby? That's kind of fucked up
I'm gonna blow up a baby. I'm just I'm gonna find that little fucking nut and I'm gonna fucking kill him
Oh, dude, I think I think I know where their bases. I keep seeing horses come out of this one spot
And they don't have fucking crossbows. This guy of 18 eggs already
They probably got a bag can I say it no, he probably got a basket. Yeah, can I say it?
Oh
Niko, how do you have 60 dude? I'm collecting them. Yeah, you just hold the Easter egg hunt join the Easter egg hunt
Come on. Oh, yeah
Take down peanut. This is how you do it the first time. Look at number four on the list. Yeah. Yeah, it is
She's number three now
Listen, we'll trade in all of our eggs together. We'll upgrade we get a cake do whatever you want with it
give me how you doing hang in there where you having fun right now buddy
you have fun yeah I'm trying to figure everything I'm trying to figure out
are you how are you doing I said I want you know if I could bet that you'd be
under two hours I'm having a great time from all my friends awesome
I like to fucking eggs. Oh shit. Oh shit.
Shut up. I thought the front of the house.
Can't do something, please.
I don't know how to play. I'm trying to go to oil.
Let's get the oil. Fuck yeah. Drill baby drill.
I'm trying to get a fucking corn.
We're not going to be at the BB's house real quick.
We're not going to be at the BB's house real quick.
Wait, I want to come to the BB's house.
Grab some cross-seize and then we go to the shower.
We got Cam doing shit and like the rest of us are trying to learn shit, but we don't have enough machete shit going on
Yeah, we gotta get the slime going, you know
Set me up right to do some slimy shit 20 seconds 20 seconds. We'll gamble our eggs. Yeah, you can gamble these eggs, Nick
I'm alright Tim, alright you know, he's alright, alright.
Well that I know, like you'd not get 10 and you could get shit.
Somebody make me an invisibility cloak, let me fucking, let me sneak into peanut's base
and just burn it down, you know, that's what I'm trying to do.
You can do that, you just change your name to somebody's name.
Like someone that's playing with peanut.
Change your name to peanut, and then perfect.
What's his load again?
I'm gonna drop all my eggs in the base someone pick them up and then just
convert them into something bigger okay I'm gonna drop my eggs don't crack the
bronze ones don't crack don't don't crack the shit ones so just so let's pick up
all the eggs I have 87 I got him I got him okay 44 dropping on the ground
boom okay here 87 on the ground 87
so you upgrade them and then you crack them open and they give you some good
shit so yeah he's ripping them over we can't see it but
good job I got I got I got three save up for the next one
or do we slam you got that you got that cat the card stuff what do you say
Everyone's got cam, we'll be good with cam
There's going to be a lot of asses hanging off this way
This guy's not real, bro
My man is cracked
Do you think we open silver or we go gold?
It doesn't matter, probably silver
We're not going to wait for the next egg on
Okay
Okay here, I've opened them first you guys split them up and open one each
Okay, Nico, okay ready?
How do you open it right click?
Or something you click it and then you get an option to break crack it I got I
Gotta I got a
Shotgun was bruh
Brashlock, and we take that we got pistols. We got this we got ammo for pistols. We could make ammo. What's cool?
What else we get I don't know this is the come on you don't know. I don't know I cracked it
Where where where's it go? I don't have any inventory. No, it's not. I got a shrimp
You're looking in your pants, bro
Where's Bradley you can
You're good, dude. I mean we could just as it
That's a nice tail
There you go
My god, what you need?
All right, let's go let's go try you know
What are you gonna shoot?
I got another one of my egg
Next hunt we win it
Damn!
Oh my god, that was wild as shit
I didn't know it was just gonna shoot like that bro. It's just shit. I thought you had to load it like a musket or something
I had to load it
Oh reload here. We go. Oh, can you not get this on 200 exact?
We got guns. All right. Yeah get the guns. We got to go stop
How do I make something the burger people are fucking hilarious by the way the horses are pooping on our heads guys
Yeah, that's good. That's that's wouldn't that's good. Oh, that's the whole point. That's money dog
Taxi's looking
your head because your game like stuttering yeah mine is horrible yeah also turn off motion blur
and head bump oh a fucking east there's a kind of horse oh I see oh I see yes people all under
it with both boys put your pants on no bullshit they were gonna be here yeah I have a shotgun
bro I'll fucking kill them all yeah everybody's gotta come out the base kill them kill them let's go
come on boys lock the fucking please are you trying me in here we got we got time it's not it's
on the ground yet it's about to be though we're going we're going thank
you're a power play they're already on the rocks coming coming coming the big
rocks right in front of cam right in front of cam big rocks roll the big
stuff read the three big son rocks I see my TV okay let's go come on I got a
melee weapon oh thank you have a soccer about that's not good it's gonna break
they have a ball on them they have a ball on them too
Like make you have like the left forward shots before that got a plate. Okay, like the rest of you see you got
Not reason reason is gonna
Fucking stack by the way in this watch it one once
Oh
Shit yeah, yeah take take take take him off the horse kill the guy kill the naked guy
There's no
He's on the horse he's out
the horse
Oh
Yes, sir, I got a lot of arrows for you guys
Nick, put the- the-
You can't hit an arrow.
Careful, careful, careful.
Nick kills peanut.
And Nick kills-
What, he did it, really?
Nick kills peanut.
Fuck yeah.
How?
Oh, I'll bridge, I'll bridge, I'll bridge.
He's shocking him with the fucking head.
Two or three on bridge.
Okay.
Two or three on bridge, coming over.
All right, what's going on here?
It'll happen.
I am banning camsoda from the server.
No rush streamers allowed.
No rush streamers allowed.
He's got you.
He's got you.
No rush streamers allowed.
No rush streamers allowed.
He's out.
He is out.
He is out.
He is out.
He is out.
He's not a streamer.
He's not a streamer.
He's not a streamer.
He's not a streamer.
I play ArcGraders, dude.
ArcGraders streamer.
That's not what I heard.
That's not what I heard.
I don't know how many hours you got.
In the past two years, probably 25.
What, $5,000?
I'm behind him on the bridge
He's it he's it
I have a literal AK-47 and I have a ball
I've got the one second time like
I'm not gonna actually
Yeah, of course, of course
He's just really good at fucking
Do you know how to fix the stuttering? I literally can't play
Fuck your stuff, die
I'm not gonna act like this
Now
It's a movie, how do you get underneath the bridge to go to the Nuggets?
Do you have that computer upstairs?
I have a notepad on it
With all the settings, all my settings
Bro, I dropped
Oh
You died so if you had it in your hand it goes on the ground what's your name?
That's sweet revenge. So where did you die? Did you crawl away right here? Yeah?
Yeah, a little bit. I just got an L gun boy. That was him right here somewhere. I have a shield guy
All right, I'm bringing in a song witness
I'm bringing in hot she's got something to say
What are you going to say to me?
What are you going to tell me?
Hi, Hutch.
Hey, guys.
Hi, Hutch.
If you could shut the fuck up for a second, that'd be great.
Can you not just say what you're going to say?
What do you think?
Are you still going to say it?
Trade is camp?
Camp.
A rust trade.
No, no, no.
Listen, there's a pro scene in Rust.
I'll tell you what.
I'll tell you what.
I think camp can stay, but I think we need to.
We have thousands of hours. I think we need to split taxing
That's different
Ham off this team we are headless bro
There is no this can't build that whole fucking base
What a shame! Thank you! That's what I'm saying! Thank you, fuckers!
It's got horses in it!
Guys, Cam once built a 12-story building to farm horses shit to have a nice rest.
That's what we have right now.
Cam Sonak is not on y'all's team. He cannot be on y'all's team.
Well, get rid of Cam. You get rid of Timmy. Deal?
Well, no! Are you kidding? You have seven fuckers. We have four.
Did he hasn't even picked up a weapon yet?
Yeah, I did!
Him, Jonah, is off of your team!
That's final!
That is final!
Thank fucking God, holy shit.
Yes.
You said that is fucking God.
No, not me.
You're gambling, you're doing shit here.
Yes, finally.
No.
No, no, no.
Alright, I'm officially just going to gamble in the town.
I'm going to gamble.
Anyone want to stand together here? I have I have four F1 grenades
There's a bunch of guns in the box. Anyone wants to kill themselves with me. Oh
The other discord have fun guys
And so did you can stay on the team if you use only primitive weapons
That's
He has a job also. You have to meet your team one time a day
Doing that to hold on
It's farman's out of slanners
Damn soda is designated farm bot. All right
The crazy part is cam cam is just like a
uh...
he'll just sit in base troll make a horse farm taxis
no i'm not just with a mindo's on the list of i'm telling you he's a secret
shooter
i'm telling you know i don't know i believe you know i don't know
fucking game which i think he just he just don't make the fucking counter strike
session you're doing some sneaky shit there yes you were we got to take this
alley
he's really good i'm telling you this is a really was fucking crossbow
that's all i see is compound bows fry the heli
Nah, you're really good.
Yeah, crossbow.
Ask Mendo.
Ask Mendo.
You and Mendo are both great.
Ask Mendo.
He will tell you how fucking to man.
Zoom is on their team.
Who the fuck is that guy?
Zoom.
Oh, welcome to my family.
Oh, sorry.
OK, wait, wait, hold on, wait, hold on, wait, hold on.
Wait a second.
They have sweats too, no?
They do.
And Timmy has a ton of hours in this game.
A ton.
Are you talking about yourself in front of a person?
Where's the fuck's up here?
No, it's Timmy, you fucking idiot.
Oh shit, okay.
Who do you think they're talking about me?
I'm Tim, bro, Timmy.
Oh, fuck us all.
I'm in the world.
I'm in.
I'm in.
I'm in.
I'm in.
I'm in.
I'm in.
I'm in.
I'm in.
I'm in.
I'm in.
I'm in.
I'm in.
I'm in.
I'm in.
I'm in.
I don't even think he can't shot them. I think that was me and Nick. I think I hit him with the pistol if you fucking shoot.
Oh, 100% 100%
Thank God I gave you the shotgun. Holy shit.
Dude, I am ready to fuck you up, man.
The folks above made the way to the plan.
Oh, game.
Ooh, they're red black and blue!
Oh, I hear a helicopter. Am I dead?
I am not good at this game.
How do you what ammo do I need for a crossbow run if you think about it like this actually pretty this is good
So cam and these guys can farm all the good stuff and then we use it, right?
The other basically yeah
Oh
No.
Cam?
What?
Cam, you there?
I fucked up, bro.
What happened?
I killed the horse by accident.
Oh, no.
Can you bring it back?
No, he's dead. There's flies on him.
Where are you mad at, bro?
The flies are ready.
Damn.
Oh, no.
Oh my god, bro
She says I'm
You were great and you ran so fast
And
You were a great horse
You had a nice ass.
I love you, bitch.
How did he die, though, bro?
A helicopter somewhere, bro?
He ran full speed into a tree now he did
What if
We act like we want to betray our team
Okay
And we tell them that we have
Some items that we could sneak into their base and then we get behind like we build trust with the other team and then
We shotgun
And in the head
Not their base
He's right
I got I got pumpkins come here. What up Nate? What are you doing? I'm at their base
Here, take a pumpkin. Wood base
Hi, is that them? Is that tuna? Can you eat that tuna too?
I mean, it's like yeah, Cam, Cam built it though. I didn't fuck it like if Cam wasn't here
I'd be in a fucking, I'd have it's just Shaq. Wait, wait
Who are you? Who are you on the server with Nate? It's just a poop base. Oh
Nice, bro. Yeah
Dude, I need you to stick up for yourself. It's just a poop base. What'd you say?
Y'all buddy get started boys. Get ready. Yeah
Nick's in here. Well, he's off doing something. I
How about a guy that built the base where it's just a couple of us over here
huh is this race gamers only people I can join other white list of people he didn't
I don't know why I don't need this gun.
Yeah, that's why we want that gun.
What the fuck just happened?
Oh, no, but I just can't go.
He has this bad shotgun, bro!
I hope I get kicked out.
You gotta keep in mind this man's been playing for us, you know I'm only gonna finish that
sentence but uh.
Yeah, don't say it, someone might get mad.
True, true, true, true.
I mean I'm just here to show you.
I did find Peanut stuck and after we wiped this team he was hiding in a bush.
I found him.
Was that the wrong team to mess with, Chad?
Yo, I don't know whose base I went to but I went up to him and shot him somewhere in
the head and he killed me.
I was there to get I was there to try to get your trade, bro. He has a smash
Dude fuck yeah, I want you to try this
It's not anything crazy. It's not like meta call duty, although you might think so
It'll work though. It'll get the job done. Oh my gosh, it's so fucking far away.
No, I'm coming. I'm coming. Don't worry.
Alright. Alright, I'm back. Sorry. Do you see that was Nick Hill? What is Nick doing right now?
I'm gonna try to get my tray with a fucking rock.
Boom boom boom.
I was like, what are you saying?
Yeah.
Oh, friendship right there. Follow up with a rock.
Just get in there.
Yo, Nico ain't no bitch, bruh.
Look.
We turned the war.
Respect that shit.
Oh my god. Hold on. I'm going to get a beard.
There's no way I'm playing this fucking game.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What
Cam can you explain to me how the horseshit turns into money?
Oh, you put it in the composter right here, and then you trade the fur then I outpost for billions
So wait, what do I so I put the shit in there?
Okay, you like split it all up, and then what it'll turn into fertilizer
And then what do you do? How does a fertilizer turn into money? Oh, you could sell it at outpost. Oh
Like all the way back over there. Okay
Yeah, like two fertilizers three scrap
So in theory we have like yeah do the math I can't
Shot what is that 80? What is 80 turned into?
Well, if you put it on red and it hits I think it turns into like
That's where I'm at. Oh my god
Then we can hit the rust strip club, you know
Yeah, sure clubs in this joint. Are you guys are you guys drinking?
Hey, actually, this is my first drink in like two months because I gave it up for lent. So happy good Friday. Yeah, fucking cheers, baby
You're Jewish too
I have a sword it's not a gun it's not a gun but you know it's fun as fuck to use you got it you said you wanted to stay a caveman so
give that man a nail gun back I have to go to bathroom you take an actual gun there's guns
give this man his keys yeah we'll get there we'll get there you know it's like a hopscotch you gotta get there by
Oh my god, talking about zero two, let's fucking get it.
Oh my god.
I'm out of a send.
What is this, honey?
Cantina taco.
Oh, dude, those are fire.
Oh my god, they are good.
Right, dude, this is cantina.
Dude, this is a cantina quesadilla,
but you get it with no cheese, and it's so fucking good.
Don't shave.
You'll sit with a pizza with no cheese,
and that shit goes hard.
I hate this guy, bro.
Something
Hey, dude
So you go you want to keep trying that like that little
infiltration
Well, we have nothing I need to get a weapon
I'm trying to buy one Nick's gonna offer them to fix their deck and then just start popping
I'm gonna go and get some.
Yeah shut the fuck don't say stuff that mouth daddy.
Okay.
I'm fucking eating right now.
We also could make megaphone's.
I'm just throwing that one out there.
Watch your mouth.
Why are you even crashing?
some tape recorders?
Where's Train?
you heard you heard you heard they die crunch was in your fucking ear lobe or what
You're bugging ear hole.
Mmm.
Might be a fish for saying it, but I think Prim is my favorite.
PvP cross.
Yeah, you are.
Like Prim, just like compound bows, bows, crossbows, nail guns.
Everything up to like Tommy Gunsar, it's mad fun.
And then, I don't know, I'm going to oversee Nick, finish these guys' deck off.
You're going to finish his what?
Hey, yeah, he said he'd use his mouth too
You get a cross-crap spring yes
Reads just out there
3, 2, 1, fire more back at ya!
Goddamn!
Take that!
I actually whistled over my head like a nerd ball, dude!
A Crunchwrap Supreme's just gotta be one of the greatest fucking...
I mean...
I thought they took that shit off the menu.
I don't know.
You ever eat at Mo's?
You know what Mo's is?
Oh, yeah.
They got the wrong dug which is basically a crunch wrap supreme but it's like on steroids, it's just so good.
The wrong dug.
Yeah.
On it back.
Taco Bell and beer on a Friday night.
Rotat!
Yeah.
Rotat.
Rotat, Kim!
You got Yukon going all the way, right Nick?
Hell no, go blue, baby.
Ha ha ha ha!
Fuck you, gun.
Yo, they're coaching that shit,
wouldn't they want the fucking game?
Ha ha ha ha!
He's staring at their refs, so, is he?
Yeah, he was, I called him immediately, of course.
Dude, just hold the fucking ball,
what are you doing there?
That's the best thing to say.
But when they were down to 18 at the half,
I put money on Yukon to win the 20,
so I got some pretty good-
Shit I also got them in my brackets. Oh, damn. That's juice juice big juice big juice
It came can I ask like why why do you delete delete it so much to are you trying to get it?
Cuz you have to like do it the wrong way to what's not completely flushed or there's like a fucking hole
You know what I'm saying so you can shoot through it
Oh, yeah, you're gonna look at this base afterwards and it's
fucking hilarious
Kind of fascinating to watch bro. I was gonna kill my peanut bro. Oh my god
What do you have where?
Did you miss our base at I-9 at the edge of I-9?
I'll go fuck him bro right now
Is that crying?
Actually very close. Yep
I'm going bro. Yo, so I'm learning about the world of IPA's and shit and like how
So
Drinking grass
No, but they all have these like fucking names like the dragon warrior
It's like what the fuck is going on?
Where are Nico?
I died right here.
It's my bias.
Hilarious.
They're going to horse that thing.
Yeah, they love their horses.
In and out.
Alright, they're on the way to the horse.
I'm getting right there.
All of our fucking horses are pooping in our base.
Oh, whoa.
Hey, hey, no.
You like the money?
I'm not bad.
Kill me out of there!
If you didn't watch, Javi, you shouldn't have killed me, Joe!
I want to hear- Oh, he's getting shot by the outpost.
He's getting shot by the outpost.
And I died too, that's worth it.
Yeah, I'm getting out of there.
That's fucking hilarious.
Whoever doesn't have a red target on the top of their screen can loot that.
I need an ulcer.
I
Yeah, there's like three people south for a bit right now, what's for a bit? Sorry, I'm nervous
They're looking at me. Oh, they agree. Isn't the green the street good
it's it's what you need to get the blue card and then yeah we do need green
cards check your order talk about right now so 300 in the snow and then 240 what's
this people of both big-ass burrito there's the five layer lock the arrow
five layer burial love the five layer and people are saying ladder is a big deal
I'm a ladder yeah so if they're bringing ladders over here I feel like they're
trying to climb in our base. I mean I would agree with that. Yeah. So Reed, you uh, you
gotta finish up that jab in the cap soon. What job? Oh, they got a horse over here. What's
in it? Okay, so they rotated left towards uh, where that body, we could do that. Well,
I mean I got his green card, so...
Dehydramacase, coach.
We got the horses.
We love horses.
What are the green cards for?
Oh fuck!
Oh, I fucked up boys!
Everybody, you're allowed to take out AI, right?
You're allowed to shoot for that?
You want to help take out this helicopter, that accurate, I mean?
I can't.
They won't know.
There's a lot of people outside of our base, I think.
Oh my god!
What the fuck was that?
It's a helicopter.
What just happened?
My bad.
I'm sorry.
Why is a helicopter attacking your fucking pants on?
You gotta take off some clothes.
You only have two things to close on and no gun in your hot bar.
I genuinely can't tell if you're trolling or not.
No, no, no.
At least he's right.
He's right.
If it's the helicopter.
We are under a fucking attack!
This is a little bit of an attack!
There is a fucking apache outside, man!
Put the horseshit on the wall!
You gotta just hide in the base and let it blow the whole fucking thing off.
Blow the whole fucking thing off!
Honestly, that's fine.
Or get some guns and start shooting it.
There's guns in the base.
We can't kill it.
We can or can't?
There's people outside of our base, they're either going to push us or they're...
I don't think we have enough ammo for this, the issue is...
I don't think we have enough ammo for this, the issue is...
Is this possible?
My first magro just needs to die, Taylor, go die.
Uh, okay.
Just put the fucking stuff in there and then go die.
Yep, yep, yep, going, going. You know my bags have cooldown.
Yeah, yeah, you know just go be a living real quick. All right, I
Ain't the bullets buddy. I
Don't think you was accurate on me
Because I got shot because I got shot to I have to die
Yeah, just go die
You know he's on you? Help me out to suck my cock.
Exploration.
That motherfucker, man.
Did it leave?
Uh, it sounds like it.
Fuck you, chat. We're gonna never talk about it.
I'm a genius.
Wait.
It sounds like it's aggro'ed on someone else.
He nuts outside the base.
Ellie might be aggro'ing. It sounds like it's shooting.
He nuts in the base.
He nuts the fucking door open.
I got him!
Oh my god bro, what is happening there?
You guys just tried to walk in.
It just...
I mean, you fucking revive me!
You fucking revive me!
I left one kill from going full deep.
Close the door.
I think it might have been...
You love that?
Was that me?
You love that?
That was Tim.
I had it, baby.
I got to get rid of so I have like I don't know if anyone's not back, but I have two extra bags
In a panic I put all this shit away, I don't worry
All right, I'm done. I'm gonna wash my hands and then we're ready to extend
I'll be honest though this fucking way actually is another plumb
Wait, where did Dennis go? If you just leave, there's soft talk over here
You need to make a door Nick, okay, you know I'll get right on that
Hey, Brandon, thank you for the 20 gift it on YouTube, bro. I appreciate you make a door got it check. Yeah, sure
I mean, I was first order business when I'm done with this soft taco. He's left to
He's to make a better door. I'm gonna get right on it
I'll get I'll go get all the materials and what will we'll craft we'll craft it, you know, it's gonna be great you guys I
Can't wait man
My favorite part of the week man the whole the whole week in streams my favorite fucking bars making this goddamn door
I can't fucking wave it
you
you
you
you
you
Yeah, I don't I don't you could just break me. I'm not too sure
Someone explain to me why the helicopter keeps coming over here
There is um, definitely someone not friendly around the perimeter
Hi
Was that friendly that just died to that? Yeah, take the shield off. Let's go boys. I'm back
I'm here definitely come definitely come she that's trying to get outside the base with a fucking nail gun, bro
He knows agro and bring in the heli
Comptor flying above us, bro. Oh good. Don't worry. I'll trip up there and kill it with my rock
What the fuck man, I said we could craft the ammo you guys could just be off on it
that's not killing that we're not killing it is that because you don't think we can
or because you don't want to try no we cannot try it I feel like it's just like if he's
aggro on this shit it would be definitely a middle finger if we just took it out you
know I agree I mean I'm up for the challenge that's how no I could be that guy though I
I can do it
Go ahead like I I can't do it out my own
Coach or you don't fucking care
If you don't fucking care, yeah, you're right
Thank you. Did you sign my heart is like you got to put a sleeping bag down, bro?
Yeah, yeah, actually give me a hammer. I got like sure
I'll just do that, yeah sure.
I'm just fucking, I am so fucking...
AHHHHHH!
Oh my god!
30...
Do you already see us?
Who had the under 2?
I had the under 2, bro.
No, no, no, no, I've been down here.
5 minutes over, this is great.
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
Do you have to use that nail gun yet?
Dude, yeah.
Cause I haven't revived it yet.
gun yet dude yeah I shot it at the chopper and then both me down oh okay
yeah yeah yeah nail gun doesn't work against chopper I don't know if I need
to explain that no you didn't I just did was just no they banned them
oh wait did they actually GGs yeah he's gone no I'm just saying that what
holy she's not in the thing though I'm just spreading misinformation yeah we
love that don't you know don't do it was yeah
yeah that's a little peanut right there he's having a bad day fuck you fuck you
There's a nail gun outside Nick. Take his nail gun. It's next to him on the body
Left oh
So maybe he got you go it's
He's back here we go. No, I took some shit off him. Don't tell him that though. Okay, I
Don't know why I took these boxes, bro. I got me with moving so now what do I do with this sleeping bag?
just throw it on the ground like over here put it in your hand and you place it
but you need building privilege so you need to access the tool cupboard
Crouch and get in there to the left of the chest
someone okay what's actually this key not coming from
You see that little red dot on the inside?
Yeah, I do.
Yeah, go touch that red dot.
Okay, I'm gonna touch it.
Yeah, touch it.
Oh.
God damn, you're gonna go fuck.
More options are available.
Hold down use.
Come on, bro.
Oh.
Yeah, hold down use and then put in the code.
Okay, what's the code next?
Autorize.
What's the code?
What's the code?
It's in the channel.
You know what's going on?
We say it out loud.
Fucking serious.
If we say it out loud, Pino can just walk up and open the door for us.
Okay.
I don't have a doctor in on.
Correct.
No way, guys.
Just type it on your keyboard.
Yeah.
Okay.
Just type it on your keyboard.
They can't see it.
Okay.
Where is it exactly?
That's the RustGamer's tech channel, bro.
I see the text channel called Russ Geemers.
In discreet...
Oh, no, he can't.
Holy shit.
Oh, shit.
I can't believe that Nick made it this long, to be honest.
Yeah, this is, I know.
Yeah, this is generational.
But now, whenever you put in a code,
you can go to that menu and press R.
And it'll just put in the code.
Oh, wow.
You get too far ahead of him.
out of him he has a general steve 64 shit dog channel hey guys it's so what
you're not in peanut this part in our oh it's our dissort channel oh I got it
and you know what I would have guessed that yeah yeah it's a pretty yes yeah
I'm right in Tim's jet peanut has two grenades be careful all right okay now
what do I do I'll brush yourself and then go put that sleeping bag down and
You can spawn in base when you die. Okay, authorize yourself. I think you're the authorize yourself. Taxi, how'd you get over this horse?
Jump crouch. Okay
Like Cs, but the other way. Oh
Holy shit
You're natural. Oh
This is cool look at this
You're not gonna want to plant it. Yeah, I'm getting on the roof and I'm shooting peanut bro. Where is it?
You guys left a lot of room for me here, it's just great, it's just awesome.
You gotta do some pankoua.
I can give you a bath towel, if you wanna sleep on the bath towel instead, Nick.
It's okay, it's okay.
It is a little slimmer.
Yeah.
Holy shit.
This is fucking-
I forgot to give you a blanket knife, shit.
Yo, you go, I'm chocked, bro, I'm so chocked.
Yeah, I know.
I know, you are right.
I'm so fucking chocked.
There's no way bringing you back, bro.
I don't know.
I don't know what we're gonna do.
No, I'm fucking chocked, boys.
I'm so happy you guys are having fun man, this is great.
You're not having fun this year.
No, I'm drinking, I'm chilling, I'm chilling.
Don't worry, it'll creep up on you. You'll start having fun.
Keep the man to Tommy Gunn.
Alright, give him the Tommy Gunn.
You can't say you weren't having fun when you were over there pumping.
No, I'm good. I got a pistol.
I need ammo guys small ammo down there
I did not sign up for Friday night class
Okay, suck my god. You're saying there's a chance for a case. I did not sign up for this man
I'm drinking a beer. It's the end of the week man. I'll give a basket. I'm not trying to go
class and so
We know but I didn't drink one you get gold egg
Oh, you guys like just learn I'm drinking a fucking voodoo ranger
I thought they were northwest but I
Is there way to like make a window in these walls we have
About that, but I think he's
You just break his his walls
that camera you fucking in here bro I think he is I thought you said there's
gonna be a hundred horses in here there's three three dog ship layer huh
crazy just goes offline it's crazy I'm tired bro I'm tired my boy
This is
This is a similar such a long shot. Okay, so we're running circles on the top of our base
How do I get up there? It's a base at like West 290. There's go doers go up the base taxies. I like insert in like a circle
Yeah, yeah, you just and then you just do circles for no reason, okay?
Hey guys, the horses are pooping
fire good job that money baby pretty soon we'll buy a helicopter so what are you
can you fly that motherfucker that the chopper yeah jump crouch jump crouch
okay don't say it like you disappointed me okay no I'm saying it like you're
Fuck get in here. We're doing circles on top of our base. It's awesome. Yeah, Nick is like one foot out the door
Who's on the roof right now? I'm on the roof look north real
There's four people coming over the cell right now I see him. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Nick. This is your game. You just don't know it yet
you're laughing now but it is your kind of game he just hasn't gotten to the
role play yet well no no not the role play he loves the role play the crossbow
gotta be right yo I yeah just someone shoot something at these guys there's
three of them chasing me can't see them because I'm coming back I'm coming back
I'm coming back trying to draw I got hit that guy's cheating that guy's cheating
what the fuck it's probably to me it is I'm about to go down okay
there's just rest and have a good time good shit I'm running out naked
I got a fucking dome there, where did my body go, oh they're still shooting my body these
fucks.
it's more crime
why do I hear
oh there's an alley
oh great
I'm going back
great
oh shit
oh my god
oh my god
oh my god
why the mac is our builder
yo it's all over bro
it's over
We had a good round, man.
Give me some bandies!
Oh, it's just a Chinook!
Yeah, it's just a Chinook.
Wait, they're still here!
Yeah, they're still here.
Nick, I got bandages over here.
There you go, bandages.
There you go, buddy.
Can you get out of the fucking way?
I even dropped the bandages right now.
They're behind you!
You're so stupid!
I
Was hell we just need guns
I'm trying to get
Go grab the semi automatic assault rifle in the chest. You'll have a good time
That's gonna the game
That's just not I grabbed a Tommy dude grab grab the SAR grab the weird-looking one the yellow one
The yellow worker.
Thanks so much, outside.
And they grabbed those AR-AMOs.
That was my opener back.
I'm trying to make sure Cam's body doesn't get looted,
because it's like chilling outside.
Well, come in.
Yeah, he'll get hit off in a second.
Hit on? Yeah, true.
What's up, sexy?
Should I take his stuff?
You think he's gonna make it?
Chad, will this make-and-go into my chest?
No, no
Nick what if we farm like a thousand scrap and then we put it in me all on red
Hello, no my shit my internet keeps going out over and over and over
I
Think where is here Nicholas I bandages broke
No, I got some too
Well, that was a
Oh, they looted Timmy's shit and left I
Think dude crazy enough. I think we built our bases right next to each other
He reset your
Oh, this guy Dennis is about to give me fucking DDoS fucking yeah
I need some fucking time. Hey
So what you're gonna want to do is just yeah type your IP in general chat in the server and see if the admin can help you out
I'm going outside, bro. I'm going gambling. I'm leaving
I'm what where's my fucking swine and uh interesting so where is our scrap we have no money
here's the thing well this is my home is are actually
scrapped on the redwood farm 88 who wants it you were farming
88 did so good the guy has nothing but you're just like we'll take this
I had to have been you you're a woman yeah how do I change that you can't okay
dude you you're start we got we gotta fucking fix that disgusting face of
yours like cover it up no no I'm good now do you have ammo for that gun even
There's about the top right chest. There's a man right here. There's five five six shots. Well done. I'm more like I made a whole bunch of wooden arrows, bro
I can't use it on my bow
Nick I got I got forty six rounds
556. Yeah, he's chilling. Okay. Let's go. Let's go from the road. I'm going up top
I'm good. It's sniper. No, what's going up up? We can't get a sniper, but
We because that and that and all
That's it. There's a scan fucking sniper game. Get back here. We need the op
Make it
If I'm too funny do I die? Yeah, you'll start losing the other time
It's too cold right here, but right here I'm vibing nice. Excuse me. It's no bad
I
Was like shoes
No cold. I don't got feet on bro. I don't got shoes on but you you can
No, that don't matter placement is not as you can get if you put clothes on you get less cold you get more cold resistance
Yeah, so you shouldn't murder the guy that's just sitting there
That's a scientist. You're gonna see there's a guy between us
What?
Hey, he's running back to this face over here. Who's a blue top guy down there?
That's a high AI. I shot him once
Good I had shot him
Reloading
damn nice
We have a no-gun. I'm running up on him. He's dead. He's dead
He's folded
We should kill that pig for me. Fuck it
Sure. Fuck it. Fuck it. Fuck it. He gone. He gone. He gone. That's him
Where the fuck is he going?
I'm just waiting for him
Oh, so to my right as well, I think I think we should go. Oh, I got I got nail guns coming in
That's a shot on land
For sure for sure. Yeah, yeah, it's gonna kill it
Is it give us good stuff you think I don't know okay, let's kill four
I
Feel that bore what you doing great
Let's go follow these guys
Well
My last bit you're driving some babies. Hey, that's not a basic it was that a different guy
Oh Nick, I'm out. Yeah, I'm just on the roof waiting
Wait for the boat. I'm trying to find cloth and farm it. But how does the thing in the top right hand corner go away?
So if you hit if you open your inventory, it'll be a clock up there
You need cloth. I got like something a clock. Where do I go from that easily? I'm just like finding it. Oh, I just find
Hamplants all over the place. Oh, yeah, really? There's a horse behind us southeast coming out of outpost right now
It might be hippie be that he's going home
I'm 90% sure they're that big oval base 300 of us
start throwing rocks at it and like four of them came out
they have a billboard in the front of their bro logo
careful there's a scientist up there
I think it's a
Where's her base?
Oh, I see.
Oh, I see where I am.
I see someone look.
Yeah, let's go.
Yeah, you see me down here?
No.
Come on.
Come on.
Straight ahead.
Straight ahead.
Up on the rocks or the street?
Keep going.
I'm going to play dummy.
You know you I'll play my baby. He's he's here. Oh, he's shooting at me. Hey, you're chilling you're chilling
He's on the head of junk
Hey one oh
Oh, it's multiple. It's multiple.
Yeah, there's two or three across the street right now.
Across the road is bleeding.
He's healing right now.
Two on the right side.
Are you guys a fucking chase?
Come back to base. You're going back to base.
Cut him off at base.
Yes.
Hit him once.
I hit him once.
Hit him twice.
I hit him twice.
No.
Hit him on the outside.
I got it.
I got mine.
Hehehehe
And I'm as soon as you open the door
Who are you? Hello?
This is peanut, okay, I think open the door the door
Are you fucking poor?
Friendly neighbors here to sell girl scout cookies
Anyone want cookies
Everybody
I'm taking down your sign taking down your sign taking down your sign
Oh
No
I
Want I died get my air
They definitely take is they are I died. Yo, did you guys loot me funny?
I did not I did I put it on the chest. Thank you
It's your time. Hey, bro. Holy fuck. Oh, we're fucking dead. Oh, yeah
He's clearly a pro semi-automatic read read your help read get out of the base now
Read I got a new yoga. Oh, damn
He had a semi-automatic rifle.
That's it, that's it, Nick.
I'm going to gamble.
Who's alive with me right now?
He can see me.
Trying to pull him off of you, but they're pushing up.
They're pushing up far right on you.
and that's not good I don't know how the fuck they could see me I guess the rock
wasn't really mine bowing arrows bro I have an idea I'm one I'm bringing two
grenades that's okay I'm killing myself and taking them with me
Yeah, if you go back in there, make sure you get some full health though.
Why are you going out bare-ass, just a t-shirt on bro?
Yeah, I love that.
I love that.
Maybe the weapons is just charged at him screaming, let's do it.
I have a nail gun, I'm gonna shoot the fucking head.
Someone greets my sleeping bag.
I can't sleep on my face.
Would that ever happen?
I picked up all the ones that I dropped, thinking that they weren't anyone's my bad.
using a rocket ship one
i don't know what that was
alright whips we need really good grants here buddy
we need really good grants
i'm just gonna run in and fucking
where they're right here
oh i'm running in with a wooden spear
see him but i have nothing, i have a rock
oh they're gonna come to pick me
i thought i could throw it in further
fuck whips that just hit me flush
hahahaha
they hit me flush
alright
i have a rock
whips
pg bro
Oh, it's got good aim though, I'll be honest.
Who are those guys?
I don't know, let's get them banned.
Oh wait, I gotta sit right down.
I got one, I got one.
Victory screen!
Yo, you guys are scary, bro. You got good aim.
Yo, is Dennis got so much aura?
No, I don't understand what happened. How do we get stuff here?
You're just so massive. You're just so massive.
How did all the best players in our team just leave?
I didn't want to. I didn't want to.
Are we fucking serious?
Speed you and Niko run around trying to garnish you off?
You're fucking massive.
You're fucking massive.
I'm fucking a rat.
Whips just threw a grenade at my fucking head, bro.
That is just like luck, bro.
It's a jam.
I can't, I can't even play anymore.
I didn't even read my mind.
Look at my life.
And he really didn't want to play.
Get me alive you fuck.
And then Dennis just left.
Like Dennis just isn't here anymore.
And I think the only person that really has played this game in this call right now is
Taxi and Taylor.
Hey, hey, hey, do not put me on that vote.
The only game I play that's rest related is Rest RP.
I like the pixelated boobies and that's just my preference.
I played but I'm shit
It's just so it's like us trying to figure it out kind of like it's like we were going out of like a like a safari
Right and the guy and the guys just yeah in the middle of the safari. No, not in the middle
No, they took us deep into the jungle
There's boys in this tree, frogs, there's baboons, it's like, I don't know, fuck, man.
Denny!
You're the fucking deadest.
Is he just not in the Discord?
He's not even in here!
Cam's just getting hit offline.
Alright, well...
We had a good run, man.
I think this is great, this is great.
Good job, guys.
We just need to farm the road and gamble scrap.
So, like, that's the main goal in this game, Mr. Gable?
No, but it's our main goal.
Absolutely.
I'm actually down for that, bro.
The main goal in this game is to grief other people and ruin their experience.
All right, well, what I'm going to do is I'm going to take a rock, okay, and I'm going
to go down the road, get as much scrap as I can, and put it on the ground.
tool. Let's grab a tool. Like a like a stone pickaxe, like something like that. No, something
like that'll one hit it like a sword or like a mace or something. What about that drill
that's a cause? You see the fear moho shit on Twitter? This guy said that. Okay, he said
Yeah, this is so weird
Rick you see this
He said I disrespected him when we played y'all in cod for remastered tournament in
2016
I
Got zero fucking idea what he's talking about now now was I probably talking some shit? Yeah
Hello we're playing fucking s&d
But I was one a million percent joking and just just talking shit, man
This guy remembers this from ten years ago, and it's like
You know what I mean like it did this shit still stings or something
Because he said this guy said Nick is a piece of shit and always has been
Can't fault the snake for slithering with other snakes though. It's expected
What the fuck man wow
Wow
And then
and
Then dude you guys remember fucking sloths killer
Killa sloths he goes. I I like Nick, but he 100% play with play with keyboarders and remastered and totally denied it
He's talking about Neo
Bro is talking about Neo
Do you guys remember when when neo said that he pressed one?
No, but he's talking about neo
And like there's a little group of people that like wholeheartedly believe that neo cheated
But that motherfucker was literally just a demon
People forget but he went on a fortnight to be like the greatest controller player in fortnight
Now that was you oh, no, I didn't keyboard. No, no motherfucker. I was screaming. I was average at best. Yo, Chad this game sucks
That's good
Wow
Hey, they saw me at the beach and clad
They spawn me at the beach bro
Are we are we full deep in our base like no, no, no, we're John. We're John. Okay, let's get bags
Dude get me back in the bunker. Where's
Then you know this I'm crafting I'm crafting some right now. Okay. I don't know how to back people though
That's the this is you this is so easy
You just make the back hold it on it and you give it to a friend and then you
Nick's got a bag I just got a bag. Oh, it's just me gift a friend
Taxi to G
All the right places being got a shiver of my spine real quick. God damn
Fucking Christ
Goofy air
You're back by the way, he's got it. He's got a little cool down
I'll let that bag cool down after you fucking spoke to me like that
No, you go hop off my fucking path, bro. Oh
Oh, my bad.
This is my fucking path, all right?
Well, there's another road, Tim.
Yeah, where's the other road?
Great, dude.
I'm going to gamble, bro.
I think going towards Milton's,
I'm just cutting across the grass west
and looting that road is massive.
West?
I just don't want to go towards Pina
because I'm going to come back and then
kill me all my shit.
Molotov.
Yeah.
Oh, it's a level two workbench for Molotov.
Fuck that shit, dude.
Yeah, that ain't happen anytime soon. Let's go get some shit to gamble with
Yeah, we probably just do
Sack me the roof of our bases open, you know, we're chilling I thought for sure
Molotovs would be worth bench life
Yeah, yeah, you think I just apologized to a bro. What's the point?
Yeah, I'm just gonna say hey, hey, man. Yeah, I'm sorry
Um, there's a decent chance a drop is coming in local again, just letting you guys know.
Just look in the sky and see where that plane goes.
Fine, right over our base, it hasn't dropped yet though.
What is that green shit?
Why can't I join their Discord? It's locked?
No way.
I
Stratus drag me there's no way this is real
I'll go to bath for you Maddy. I don't need anybody to go to bathroom, bro
I just think it's hilarious that people hang on shit that like that long when okay when like
Two sides is not like I wasn't serious. You know that's just crazy shit though. See someone can fucking
Hate your guts and you you have no idea
I didn't even know Dennis is typing in the fuck how do I type
Why do you suck at so many games from the best at everything I'm just I'm gonna ask you this one this game sucks
I'm gambling boys. Good luck. Good luck out there. I'm about to run this bitch up
Yeah
well
Hey, you tried Nick, you know, I did I really did hey Nick. Here's it. Here's it. Here's the thing dude
Yeah, I could I could give you a weapon that you could swing in the outpost you could get unlimited scrap
I know I just I know you want to gamble for real. I feel you know, what are you feeling now? You know do a little on that's a good one
Oh, they're in our base. Yeah, what's up, man?
Brother. Oh, how you doing? We go again?
How you doing?
I'm doing great, man. I'm just looking for a looking for a home till my team decides to pick me up
I don't know where they're at right now. Hell. Yeah. Hell. Yeah. Well, I'd say we pick you up
But I don't even know how to open the goddamn door. So oh
I see so you're straight up just locked in your own house is what's happening here. Oh, yeah
This is my first day on Russ man. I'm there putting this game today in my life, man
I don't even know the goddamn code to the to the door
No, I did spend the wheel I spun the wheel if I lost all my money I
Yeah, I came back from losing all my money just now man. It's uh
The hard thing to do, man, we a couple broke ass motherfuckers, but you know what this Easter egg
Hunter up a little bit. I'm not gonna lie. What the fuck is that? What is that?
What is that? You just gotta go around against many eggs. You can't really quit. Get those fucking eggs. Oh
Oh, shit. Hold up. Hey, I'm grabbing. I'm grabbing us.
Wait, how the fuck do I-
Hold the E, motherfucker. I can't get this shit up, man. Hold the E.
Oh, shit, you're right. I got-
some other place here.
Too bad you can't leave your crib.
Oh, I'm staying right here, man.
Oh.
Niko.
Yes.
What are you doing, bro?
Trying to get scrap metal to go gamble.
Brother, fucking eggs.
OK, I sent them off.
Bro, I think they all spawned on me outside Alpoz.
I swear to God.
I
Don't see his in like all right fuck it then fuck this shit
Why don't that'll do it for me boys right there right there
You get listen you got to know when you know
You got to know when to fold them on that note who needs
who needs $100 in there. My
bookie kind of right now
because I got a thousand.
Oh, somebody is cheating, man.
Oh, we're going to we're going to
rip this last giveaway tonight
right now. Who needs $100?
All you got to do is download
the my bookie app with code
mfm. All right. Hey, it's like
Steve, you guys still wait
We'll rip one last giveaway tonight
One last giveaway five on YouTube and five on Twitch $500 on each
site okay guys
My bookie partnerships incredible. We're literally giving away $3,000
every week, okay, um
We got some basketball games tomorrow. All right, you already know who I'm rocking with man's big blue. It's big blue
Okay, I'm gonna make my parlay. I'll post it on my story all that shit, okay?
The only caveat to getting this window is you do have to have the app downloaded
So if you don't have the app download, you know the app it's not
Sorry, I know it you need to make an account
on my bookie, sorry
Yeah, I do it. I can't give you the hundred, okay?
Now we do a lot of giveaways not only my bookie. So if you don't want to create an account on my bookie, that's fine
You just can't be a part of this.
Yeah, boy.
OK?
Yeah, man.
That's the end of the story.
I'm big as you are.
Steve, pick five in YouTube.
Fuck you.
Eat pick five on Twitch.
And it's time to roll, man.
It's time to roll.
This game is not for me, boys.
I'll be real.
I do like the interacting, though.
I like being able to like bull shit, screw around
a little bit.
But it's just, it's like, dude, how the fuck
do you guys have 83 eggs?
God damn it.
$500, nice with it.
Okay, on Twitch we got WeHo, my boy.
ThuksonBam, J-Holman, not Junior in Vons.
That's who we picked on Twitch, man.
You guys in here, GGs, GGs.
Now on Twitch, we can whisper you.
We can hit you up.
You can give us your, my bookie user name.
But on YouTube, it's gonna be a little more challenging.
You gotta hit us up on Discord or MFAM Central on X.
I guess we can reach out to you.
Maybe you're $100, man.
Big Chun, 1907.
That's one.
Codacus, that's two.
Nice meeting you.
I'm gonna have a good day.
You too, man.
The 8-bit.
Fuck you, bitch.
Oh, the 8-bit.
Fuck you, bitch.
Josh Reid on YouTube.
JamesG772 on YouTube.
Yes, sir.
Oh, fuck you.
Make it a count.
Oh, fuck.
and we'll save you your money for the Bob Newtom in
R and roll up on and then we got rolled up on by a squad full time
What are you saying?
that whole metal armor
OOOH EVERYBODY BLUE
WE ALL
I love you brother
next time uh
you don't touch my fucking egg
I love you guys man great great week on stream
I'm not um, I'm not playing this game again, man
Yeah, I'm retiring from Russ. It's been great. We wow. We had a great time
You know what a game what a game really I'm happy it's like can we
We bought this game right how long do you have a game for you?
You take this one back to the store that's a little faulty
Take it back
We'll be bored and play the damn game. This game sucks. I'm off of that. All right. Uh but I hope y'all have fun, man. Enjoy the streams and shit. Be good. I love y'all. I'm off tomorrow. I'm off on Sunday. I'm off on Monday. I'm back on Tuesday, man. Another full week, man. We'll have some fun. We'll get it done.
We'll get it done
I'm gone man. All right. Love you guys man. Thanks for hanging this week. I appreciate all the love you did nothing
But gamble that's not true. I shot three different guns. I farmed a tree a farms from stone
I'll plus my teammate in the face. I wore different glasses
I zoomed in on boobies with binoculars and I slapped somebody's ass
So and I killed a horse by running in the dude a fucking tree
That's literally not true. I did a lot more than just like a game
Uh, be good though, man. Alright, I'm out. I'll see you guys Tuesday, okay?
Love you, bitch. I love you, bitch. I love you, bitch.