NICKMERCS
#1 ARC RAIDERS PVP DEMON (ME) DESTROYS ALL WITH UFC CHAMP MAX HOLLOWAY & NICO! ๐ฅ @Nickmercs !prime
04-08-2026 ยท 9h 03m
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She don't get knocked up on my neck without her
Won't you give her heart?
Peace, motherfucker!
Give me my win, huh?
But I put up in a cup with a cup of milk
No tip-tops on my window
So you'll see me make a shot and then I take a shot
Oh, please
That dream you've done in this motherfucker
with the best of your singing life
Is it true?
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Oh my god, I'm a pilot, stand up, we dead
We next to each other, slap
90 PS, working all night
No grace, no recess, we ain't broke
Yeah, I know my cross, I like a T-Rex
Bitch, I'm 23 years old and I ain't riding in the Prius
My cousin finna school, can't believe he graduated through
$20,000, told us, congratulations
I wasn't made for that shit
But I could probably hire him
And who I paid for it, shit
Yeah, give me my T-Rex
I'm on it, I can run
No, no, no, no, fuck this!
Oh, God!
Yes!
Oh, my God!
So, uh, we got video on the main stage, with the Cubo Dominic, Christy, and G4S3.
Panagell ain't going back, I I'd fuck your bitch off that bad boy, she throw back, I slam down the last wood, play Gryffy L-Ho, nigga, make back with Rick and Ross, and I chain your rocks like I know, jiggle, that's what I do, huh?
Watch the radio, dude.
That was a little B.L. blast.
Mic'ing.
Bop bop bop!
Fuck off, you!
Oh my God!
So stream it's class then we're gonna run it's called production it does one
things
I'm gonna pay you more shots, you little faggot!
And I ain't gonna say it's not!
They're both in there, dude.
Are they fine?
I'm gonna warn you guys, dude.
OH!
Are you alright man? Are you alright?
I don't get the fuck!
Get away from me!
And what are you doing?
What? That's the worst idea you could have told me to do.
What? What?
How did you do that to me?
Who makes this fucking game?
I'm going to find the ham!
3 seconds, 3 seconds!
AHHHH!
AHHHH!
AHHHH!
I'm fucking going in!
What's up, bitch?
Oh, what's up, turtle?
Oh, you're gonna smell that?
What's up?
Shut the fuck up!
Shut up!
Oh, shit!
Please!
I am...
Oh, shit!
I'm not done with that overkill!
NICE!
You little fuck! I NEED YOU!
AHHHHH!
I NEED YOU!
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
Everybody at this shit beat the fuck out of it, it's coming!
I
Got here coming man, but you don't stop screaming man
Yeah, you can't be but don't scream no more
You didn't even know it's five minutes ago, but you don't be fake, bro
Coach Eiffel
El Guapo, El Gordito, El Longo, El White Ditto.
All I'm saying is when it was time to aim, it looked like this.
That's when like, no one knew what it was about to be.
I need a bear one
That's it, that's it dude. We won.
What's up bro? You know you're gonna play it out?
I don't even want to play it out bro. I'm out of 3-6.
What's up, PK? We fucked around and won it, huh?
We fucked around and won it.
This could be number 5 and gets it.
Elevate goes down to trap as well.
Ladies and gentlemen, Nick Merck!
Absolutely dominating this game.
58 players left.
Six Elims, they're one away from three points based on Elims away.
And I gotta say, Jack, I think this make it rain bonuses in the back for them.
24 seconds left.
These two boys are about to leave.
They're not done yet.
They're pushing up top.
Aiden's got more players above him.
The counts between these two are watching earlier.
They're in a huge battle right now.
It's for Rossi and Sane.
Versus Nick Merck, today, Nick and Aiden trailing, getting some damage done.
If they get these two, they're in big bonus territory.
Aided matching this, look at what he's doing right now.
Absolutely stunning. He's got the high ground for the moment.
The shot comes in!
Are you kidding me?
I'm not saved!
Nick, I'm not saved!
And the other next on his feet, folks!
It's big bonus!
The conveyor ain't doing something!
I
Oh my god
I don't fucking look out right now get my dog!
Like this hours dude. See how I'm doing?
There we go.
I'm just gonna think it out loud. Guys we always win our first game.
Like when we play.
Oh my god, a new update? We always win.
I'm glad you won that. I'll say that.
Why you saying that like that?
I mean, that's all I want to hear from Kelly.
Leave!
You want gold!
Oh yeah!
God, you like this!
Hey, honey!
No, no, no!
Come on, let's go!
Come on, let's go!
Come on, let's go!
Fuck him, man!
Fuck him!
I'm so much more practice
Stop playing like a fucking pussy, bro. You're actually a fucking loser. Oh, you're fucking masturbate the anime. Shut the fuck up bitch
Yo, bro, that was tight
Dad, if you get the fuck out of here, baby!
Is that you, too?
That's you, kid!
That's you, too, stalking me!
Yes!
Do we play that shit so well?
Dad, dad, dad, dad, dad!
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop!
Down, down, down!
Let's go, baby!
Let's go, baby!
That's how it was!
There's the wind! I think they got it!
I think they got it so early!
Talk about how old they were!
How old were they?
How old were they?
Oh yeah, they got the dog!
They got the dog! Nick!
Glad I could fit more!
It's like that 50K!
What I say everything I'm learning the last season I think players are
I got some news for you!
Oh!
I see them back on my ground!
This!
Come on, man!
I'm getting kills!
Three!
I'm swinging, I'm swinging, I'm swinging!
Rave one, rave one!
Nice!
Got one?
Watch out, watch out, watch out, watch out, watch out!
Get the fuck off me, baby!
Let's go!
so much damage so much damage so much damage
Good afternoon, good evening, good evening, maybe good night.
RGPU in the street with Jesse!
Jesse!
What if that was weird to watch Braggie bad for Jesse because the guy's name was Jesse?
I go along there and wonder why I was like NICHE!
I'm like alright man!
Fuck!
Right!
What was it?
Yo little Max Holloway today?
Holy shit!
I've been talking about it for a long time man.
What you doing man?
Mahalo my way!
You're the big Mahalo!
Fuckin' Mahalo my way!
Wait to the stand in the eye
and the guy said let's get it on!
Let's get it on!
Oh my god!
I love this man!
Fuck!
Fuck!
God, I love it!
What you doing?
No Chad, do we start the 3 mile with a game of chess?
Just one game.
One game.
One game, one game, I'm undefeated.
Hey monster, who the fuck you?
You're being a hater.
I'm the best chess player in the world.
It's not a hater.
It's against the inspecting boss!
I don't know if you guys know this, mommy.
White literally is the greatest chess player in the world.
People don't know about me, I'm a bit of a different person.
I'm fucking there, you like my game up there, by the way.
Rock the fucking right now.
I can't smile!
How do I play?
Play on my screen
Smile!
Smile!
Fuck you bro!
What the fuck?
I can't smile!
I can't smile!
Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
Okay, we focus.
I
Hate when they do this I
Know what he's trying to do bro
I know what he's trying to do to me
He's trying to do the fucking thing man
No. I don't know how to protect it. How do I protect this guys?
Do you need them? No, we can't do it. Fuck. I know what he's trying to do to me.
rip one of these
he's trying to do that thing where he brings his queen to here oh he didn't
bitch
Oh
No
I
Really don't like the he could break oh see I don't like it. It's a no no no like it this one
two
two
two
two
two
two
Yeah, there we go. There we go. There we go. I
Want to eventually bring this guy back? Oh
The whole let me see. I know bang. No, they're right here. Yeah, we're gonna get these these guys out
Oh perfect
I
Got a hurry up man 742 already Nick
Bitch I'll trade that
Oh
Now hold on
Do it do it I'll trade all day with you, okay
Am I winning it's tied
He ain't gonna do it.
You know how the ball's to do it, bro.
This guy's a fucking pussy.
I see.
Bitch, look at you.
Put a little pressure on him, you know what I mean?
Just put a little pressure on him right now.
Oh
Okay, hold on back it up now y'all hold on bro
I
Put that guy in there talk that king away real quick, bro
I mean just do it this protected this protect
Good
Yeah
Yeah
He's gonna bring this out somewhere
We're doing good we're doing good we're plus one. Oh, I think I'm just good wait. I
Didn't give that to me. I thought he gave it to mother fucker
that
and
okay
and
can we keep I could put my queen here can I
That's bad, right? Okay, you ball
Think we're good, we're good, right?
This game's a thinker in a fucking thinker man
Quick Queens Queens it. Oh she had to do it. She had to do it. She had to do it. There was no other play
Okay, hold on man
Hold on because now
or in business
it's a bit off it's not a bit off guys i'm the fucking greatest of all time
you'll see
when i'm up when i'm up there on the big stage
fucking different
I
Want to get oh bitch
We're gonna get him out here man
I don't think that was a good trade when I look back on it
What do you think I think I fucked up
Like when I look back on what I just fucking did man
Oh
Okay, I got an idea. I got a master plan. Master plan, master plan.
Oh, no, not good better
Everything's protected. I'm trying to work for this guy. I just gotta get this motherfucker to here
Oh
Score
We have four minutes for we guys speed it up. We're taking so much time. He's gonna bring he's gonna bring this
Where's he gonna bring this I?
Got a low key hop hop around with this night a little bit I can put him in check right here
Okay, let me... fuck him.
Bitch.
Little bitch.
What's up now?
Oh.
Bitch.
Okay, hold on.
Here we go, here we go, here we go.
It's working.
Wait.
It's not working.
I think.
Bunker.
No, it's not working.
Night to eat two.
Oh.
Comes!
Chestnut's fever's cheating.
It's cheating, bro.
I don't mind it though, as long as I don't do whatever that one guy did.
Takes he takes I
Take what's up? Oh
I take
Okay, like we're like we're winning but it gets tricky bro
Oh, B.
Oh
What do I do chat
it's
No, but
Don't think it works
Hey, one's not good. Hey, one's not good
Because then he takes that I take this he takes me
Or wait
Yeah
It might be good actually
He takes right he takes and then I go up
And then he should come up again
I'm 150 on the clock man. We got a hurry bro. Oh, no
He takes I take look
Yeah, it's fine.
Should have played checkers.
Yeah, watch me win this game of chess though.
2 by B2 and 0 on stream undefeated undisputed.
Wow.
It's a race.
I have to.
Yeah, why are you saying I have two queens? What's up, bro?
Okay, now I'm gonna
Fuck him
Okay, we can pick your for the stalemate. I suck at this kind of motherfucking
Yeah, fucking
How does he still have spaces?
Are we serious?
Who is this guy?
Fuck him.
I
Said dumb ass shit that I'm talking about man
Fuck
That is that dumb ass shit that I'm talking about bro. Oh my god, man
I
Had a right where I wanted them wrong fuck man I
We wasted too much time at the beginning so I didn't have time to think at the end
Damn it
Lights to don't say lights too bright cat don't say lights too bright bro
Oh, life ain't too bright, nothing.
I'm still undefeated, undisputed, on stream.
I did get a little nervous there at the end.
I did.
It's a new game for me, bro.
It's uncharted territory.
I got a little nervous.
Yeah, I can handle.
DJ, thank you for the 57 months.
Coach, thank you for the reset.
Soul's even the problem. I'll just even reset. They were no man. I had them up store
I have what is this?
Hold on
Why are they always trying to put pauldrons on us bro that you know, mask on visor off
Bro they made a skin with a battle teddy yo, our greater steps stop being cringe
our greater steps this this setting of this game AI has taken over we're going
topside to get loose we can survive nobody's pretty intense there fuck man
Oh
Inflict one moment though full color range full
Yeah
Oh, I didn't have the color correction on though that we put
Is it better now if licked for some reason like turned off
Is it better now
I
Don't know
Just tell me to begin game, bro
To pop up good morning. Good morning my little streamer. Good morning. Good morning my little grinder
Good morning my little fucking teddy bear. No, they added a teddy bear skin to our graders. You want to you want to purchase it teddy bear?
Why would they add a fucking I can't bitch don't cuz this skin they just came out with is fucking incredible
buddy the the one that I'm wearing the cargo pants incredible but bro they added a teddy bear
fucking skin man like what are we doing bro it's adding shit for Denny bro it's unbelievable
true why do what I do you agree with max hallway today bro that's insane I
didn't know he played these two games yeah bro like a car no big apex guy big
arc Raiders guy by the way he's one of the nicest dudes you ever meet I mean I
you so yeah it's weird dude it's weird anomaly where it's like they go out
there and they kill motherfuckers man but literally don't scope they're so
chill though it's crazy
I went to that I went to the
the crowd and he was there playing
and he cut him
Max? Yes
and then he like got up out of his trap
and he said yo who killed me?
I'm knocking you out!
Jokingly, jokingly, I was like,
I said, well, that's fine.
Oh, fuck.
I was like, I want no smoke.
Oh, shit.
I don't even see it as fuck, brother.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, that wouldn't be a very good fight.
Get lad, get lad, get lad, yeah.
Now, if in the event, you're a very nice guy,
but if in the event, you know,
things happen, whatever you guys get in an argument,
I will not be doing it.
Okay?
I'll be in my corner.
Oh, same.
You know what I'm doing?
Chilling.
I watch it.
Yo, did you see my chess match?
I didn't understand it.
I was watching.
You didn't understand it?
Come on, bro.
Yo, get on chess, bro.
That's a game.
That's a game you should play, bro.
Fuck this raw shit.
Fuck this raw shit.
Where is this?
Ah!
Dude, where is this?
So I did so bad
Niko not Niko if like can you give me the clip and we call them fat ass bro. It's so great
Why are you not online bro? Are you pure enough line? You are cuz you're playing rust all day. Yeah, that's true
We go on parallel
Dude's a rust hater cuz he's dumb as fuck tiger backwoods everybody
No, it's time. We can't take tiger backwoods seriously. Okay. God, man
And it's they're making fun of me cuz I drew I drew that match out it was a draw
I've never lost on stream. How can I be undefeated and I've and they're saying that I'm bad if I'm undefeated
literally undefeated bro explainer where they can like you snipe you I don't
think so yeah there's so many fucking people that play that shit dude just
millions of people you know what my rank is what is it like 10 millionth or
something
It's unbelievable and I got I
Yeah, what's a good elope dude?
Bro you had two queens here one piece. You were totally defeated. Okay, but I didn't lose
Okay, I understand. I should have won but I didn't lose
So you're not allowed to make up shit, bro. Okay?
Just make up shit. I have to put
Jeff you see yesterday I
I didn't know this was this funny. This is unreal.
It was great.
Okay, we're talking about Rust. He's pissing me off.
Go.
Rust is gonna roast so bad.
Yeah, he does. He's hearing his voice.
We'll call him Rust then!
Badass!
No!
No!
Whoa!
Why are you bringing old BGD into this?
And then if it sounds so Mexican at the end, why are you bringing old BGD into this?
I love that, bro.
You are hilarious, dude.
You guys are gonna run so bad.
I heard you guys, you hear it in his voice.
We're gonna rush that badass!
No!
Get out of the way!
Get in the way!
Oh my god
Why'd you bring it on BCD into this?
You know what?
You know what?
I'm gonna go back today bro
I'm gonna shut up in a minute Lucky
The way you said on BCD was crazy bro
That was so good
I'm gonna bring it on BCD into this
It's so good
Oh my god
Yeah a lot of people crashing out
Yesterday because of rust
Yeah
Ninja was telling Symphony get the fuck out right your piece of shit. I'll be right back
All right, Patrick I attend Nick my dad passed away yesterday morning. Do the sudden heart failure using man's man like yourself would tell me stuffs
Like dirt some dirt in it and they put some dirt in take a lap. Can you get it take a lap? Oh
I can't give him a ticket left I can't like I love for you, but I'm not giving your pops to take a lap
That's crazy. I
Fucking love you
That's a crazy shit ever
Fucking told me something that
You want me to give your daddy take a lap?
Yeah, let me get some love into chat one time for my boy, man. Damn dude
Like bro, I'm sorry man
He sound like stone calls he bought bro. I start yelling. Oh my god, man
Oh my thank you for the primal check you give me take a lap your boy. Thank you for the reset, man. Sweet. Thank you
drum with thank you, honcho-Chambo.
Thank you for the thank yous and subs man.
T-Demory saved names with a five piece in the intro.
Lew at the Scott with them piece, new names.
Lew and honcho, what's up boys?
Thank you man.
Look at the chat giving you a take a lap.
Take a lap!
Damn.
Damn.
Oh my God, bro.
Even I'm ready when you are baby girl.
Baby girl.
What's your name?
Let me talk to you.
Let me buy you a drink.
I'm T-Pain.
You know me.
What's the chances you rollin' with me?
Back to the barber to get a better haircut
because you look like you went to Grey Clips, O.E.
And that's where my grandpa goes.
I was on the haircut.
His friends go there, too.
They actually?
What are you doing, bro?
Get a fucking...get a...
I hate you, bro.
What?
Well, can you, like, bring me your coffee plug?
Cause holy fuck!
Holy fuck!
I make it...I don't have anything sifted yet.
Look at how...look...
Will you look at it, please?
It's just not...you think this is coffee?
This is me, motherfucker.
My coffee's full!
You think you're not having sifted?
Look at all of it!
You don't feel any fun?
Are you looking at the coffee?
because they're my get there look look look how could I have shipped look at the
top why are you cutting off the top look no at that guy no no I don't go up to
the top it's like right in there I barely ship the bearings at the Walla
I hit Allah, I hit Allah, I hit Allah, I hit Allah
You don't even know what that means because you use the language just like I do
I speak Spanish, Arabic
Yes I do bro
Yes I fucking do
You can't take that away from me bro
I'm the Queen of the Lady
I am a N***
Wag, good morning bro
Yeah you're bombin' 8 out of 5, the same names
Hello, guys, they would have a good morning. They click on the stream and the first thing I hear is you scream
I'm gonna be a good day
One number looks way better today. What looks way better Stevie the game
nice
You ever see that movie or not?
I was the first one. I didn't watch it
Did this you ever see that dude? Oh
Colby's are you look just like all actually you see Colby?
Yeah, that's crazy
Are you shooting a issue to me?
Yo drink the coffee right now
Look at things like... talking.
Aye, aye, aye.
I got you.
Hey, John.
Oh, he's gonna spawn him.
Ah, damn it.
My coffee's locked in.
We're in a bad way.
It's us against the Ark.
Do you want to help?
You still look pretty.
Make sure you're watching your back!
I think they ran!
Oh!
You hear that?
I don't know what that is.
Okay team, straight east.
Don't take it down! Move!
Cut out!
Oh!
Back up, back up, back up!
It's over, it's over.
Now we're good.
There's a player fucking there, so I'm gonna aim right here.
Dude.
Back up, back up, back up.
Dude.
You're backing up.
You're great.
I'm here.
Dead.
I'm here, dude.
God damn it.
Okay, and air-cades.
Keep it crawling.
I got really good at the game.
That'll happen.
Okay, that's fine.
That's what we got. We're good.
How does he have an angle on me?
Oh, he's gonna move further right.
I know you got it.
I can't get you out of here, you glitched.
There's a moon door left too.
Come, come, come, come.
They're already out left.
There's a tuck in, tuck in, tuck in.
It's our home now.
I'm in danger!
Hey, they're playing.
They're on the top.
I
Did I do the CU oh, I don't know I don't know something amazing I guess
Look it right there
On the right on the right right
They got pulled up one stupid bitch
Hey, we swing the guy in the wall right all right
I'm going inside, bye.
Get that 4 kill, get that 4 kill.
Fuck that.
Hold on, you all keep let out, okay?
Get in, get in.
How's me, how's me, it's me.
Come on.
Hey, you should put a chest mark, bro.
You're fucking long.
here bro but right below us there's a drone going on for me
wait boys boys it's early it's early it's early it's early it's early it's
early let me love you let me love you let me let me love you a long time long
time love you
How could they be on top of you not know that they're on top of you because you just caught out there below here the button here the drum below
My right drop here. That's what you heard it though
I think you tuck in somewhere, bro, just stand up
You fucking kidding me
I'll play a gysol day-day-day, bro
Oh, we're not here. It's one game. Damn it doesn't even count
Holy shit, huh? No talk
And they don't even want to communicate it's fucking savage
It's murdered us broke
I
Cracked them both too, man, I should have just like I had nothing to play man. I was out in the open take shit
Also Bobby, bro, I don't have too many more left man
Yeah, okay, I
Enough for me and you combined
Ain't nobody got enough for you
That's not yeah, I said he I said he I said he oh, I said he
Coach K
Coach K here. I'll flop coach my name is coach coach. Have you come coach K?
I played in the NFL for nine years, never Broncos, that's right.
One of the things that I learned is, there's a lot of pussies among us, no discipline,
you got no discipline, you got no fucking dick, no integrity in the game.
Oh dude hey daddy are you what dad what dad with me and Nico do this boy are you
the stream but you know my dad coached College Ball like he's like he dead ass
coached College Ball for like eight years I wonder if like when we do this shit
if we sound like anybody that he he called you probably sound like him
that we know says what does he say fuck man I know you know it stop acting like
you don't know it bro I do I have to see the scene and then like I would not
follow it
catching me a nine no no wacky didn't coach the line man he coached the tail
backs under but under bow shambles like your baby pops man dude he was sending
me pictures of him as a coach this is the most hilarious picture he ever
send me in my in my fucking life room.
Look at this shit real quick.
Yeah, I have a gambling shit with my dad and my brothers.
Is that crazy?
That's a healthy family dynamic right there.
Look at this shit real quick.
This is like.
I gotta go.
That's great.
This is just too good.
Look at this shit.
Yo, oh my god, I'm not trying to hold on I'm not trying to say any crazy, okay, but just I
Mean I could barely see him back there
Look at my man back there really pop a can back there
Oh
Don't chat don't don't fucking start don't start don't you start bro. I
Thought that was fucking funny
Look at Papa kid, bro running backs coach. Yeah, why were you the running backs coach?
I
Can't fucking run but
Somebody said which one is he
I'm saying you see
Are you in here oh my god
They said which one is your dad.
Right.
We got to get that.
That's got to go out.
Oh, well, we know we can't click.
Chad, don't click that.
Alright, Nico, let's go, bro.
I don't think I called that.
I don't look like that.
The fuck?
you do
We had a rock get a fucking right to be you know bad person bad monkey I thought you didn't see it I
Saw the first one was he not the first one no cope was not even in the first one thing
Why don't you might be you might be you might be you might be actually, you know he is he is fairly
I don't even know what you want to watch landing was like when the guy was noses bleeding and he's gonna go spread it
I think that's the first one
shield below me
hey, we're friendly
we're playing side
we're playing side
I have a food truck here on my back
I'm gonna kill people
Oh
One's outside and one's inside what's in the doorway and what's outside with an envelope
Very no fairly no friendly no friendly bro. No friendly
Okay, I'm gonna take it bro. Oh
What do you do projects? You do practice actually you swear to God
I'm sorry, but be good boys be good. I
Don't know you go I feel like we get back coming for five years
I'm not gonna lie, if you ever want me to pick you up, just tell me you're doing a fucking project.
I don't have the heart, man. I don't got that in me.
number one PVP villain for one.
Hehehehe
80,000 knots!
20,000 knots!
1500 hours!
Hehehehe
What's our...
Here's your relief!
Over there!
Waiter!
What do you say?
I don't know.
I
Be like just so weird because I never know who to shoot
No!
Fuck
I
Think I got a door closed I'm gonna go to the right fucking
Let's open the door that I'm looking I miss I shoot I know I know hey I know I miss
of
death
of
death
of
death
I
Don't
Yeah, we do you got us in I know we died man. This is what happens. Don't look around like I got a VPN or something
No, you'll know I mean
allegations I
Can't beat him when we died
You went down so many times in one round there, but oh my god
I don't know. Uh, I do like to say, I love you, bro. I know you. You play for
night. We did. Can you say, can you say, saludos para Manuel? You gotta go a little
slower for me, a little bit slower. Uh, it's for my brother. Uh, saludos, saludos.
for Manuel
Manuel
Tell Manuel I say hola papi
Chupapa as my boy
And I fuck with him heavy oh yes sir
Yes sir man
I appreciate you boy be good man be good
Thank you
Okay see you see you
Yeah, yeah, yeah, darling, darling, darling, darling.
Darling, darling, darling.
I mean, Jesus, man.
You see, I was like, Nico, you're safe with me.
You say, Nick, I got to go to Mexico City.
You know, my brother's in trouble.
We got to go get him out.
Bad.
No, he said, here we go.
Me and you hop on the jet.
We're going to Mexico City.
I'm going to get him out, all right?
We got to go to the hood in Chicago.
I'm good everywhere, man.
We got we got to go to to the favelas in Brazil. Hi, Suji, Pego. Hi. Hi, Suji,
Venizia. We're good, bro. OK, we got to go to China, right?
That's going to shake going down. Yeah, yeah.
And.
Now that I can't do that, you won't be seeing me in Hong Kong.
Ahhhh!
That was him!
That's gonna be me!
Alright, I'll go Hong Kong.
Thank you, Lattie.
Thank you to me!
Thank you, ah.
Alright, I'm stacking.
You know what actually, I'm gonna take this opportunity,
travel on over to the red building,
and get what a growing boy needs.
You guys in the Middle East too?
Yeah.
I guys in the Middle East, man.
I'll pull up, I say.
I'm a legroom
We'll get that love yes, sir, okay
Why are you laughing
She said boy have you
I
Like
Like I get it really okay hold on a lot of languages
Either that she was right. I'm not I definitely that was
right there, bro
Wait what it was
It's Telemundo listen the first word. I had it man for whatever he said after that with the man. Well
Don't wait. Don't fucking wait
Hey no way you gotta be from there man.
Flat out.
Yeahh, that's just a different pacing.
Different cadence,
if you will.
Yeah, but it ain't perich.
The way he was doing the thing where you roll your tongue.
It's a skill.
I don't got that one, man.
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba.
Butta, butta, butta, butta, butta, butta.
I can't do it.
I
Speak American what do you speak?
We must say just talk today
No, no, no, that's like, you know, we can't go on with that since I think we're gonna take it the wrong way
All I'm saying is man is I like I believe in my ability to survive anywhere
Okay, like if we needed to go take care of
Just know I got you. There's few places. I think that we would we would go Robert like oh shit
I don't got this in me
And Jack and Jack in a test
You know, I'm accepted in love
Worldwide they call me senior worldwide. It's a big one. I don't think so
It doesn't matter what you think that's what it is
Like each of us if we run into the cartel and you're like yeah, I speak American. Oh, I would never say why would I say that?
You see me playing jazz earlier apparently not because
I think it is sure for Rike, but his name I think his actual name is Rike. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I have no idea what's going on.
Dan
That motherfuckers not gonna make it
Roach hour to generational. I mean that's one of the greatest fucking movies of all. Have you seen that movie?
He called you had to see rock-a-box like a very long time ago. I don't watch that
Dead on arrival you say Ricky Dan. That's over bro. It's nice knowing you now. Oh
Oh, dude, rifle laws they're creepy. You see, tell me see them.
I did, I did, I did.
I need them.
Come and let me out of there.
Three, two, one. Throw.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Ha.
The boogie band come for you.
How we doing?
It's time to go to bed.
Good night.
Sleep tight.
Yo, how did that guy...
How did he want this guy not to die?
Because the one guy was dead on impact.
They have four things to do.
That guy was born wrong.
Hold on, hold on.
Got a VPN you want.
There, everybody.
Good shots.
I
Oh my
The fucking climbing on is that a stop sign? I don't know you know
I'm going to shoot you. I
promise. What lobbies do you
have us and we need to get out?
How old are you? How old am I?
Two damn old. 33 years old.
I'm 33 years old and I'm a job and I'm in town.
All right, my bad, my bad, my bad.
Okay, come on, come on.
Go ahead and have fun.
I want you to have fun.
Have a great time today.
It's not like that.
Fuck yeah.
Fuck yeah.
No, no, no.
I have a voice changer.
I appreciate you, bro.
I appreciate you, man.
GG, GG, bro.
I'm gonna go kill everybody in here.
Don't come in here.
Come here
The window we go the window we go
How do you like going that
I messed up I messed up I messed up I messed up I messed up
come on
get that morse
nice
over his way
I'm in it
I'm in it
he went back
he did
hey, don't let him get away
oh, there's more, there's more
I
Style on that first guy, but I get a hole
Yeah, louse I should have died I hear more on there's that big foot
Oh, hey, come here come here come here come here come here
Hey, come here how about the front I got a little free
We got hello for you come here
Here at this body at this body right here
All right my god be good, bro best alignment
We out this big
Did he just activate a bomb or something?
Fuck's the wrong...
Hello?
I don't know what I'm...
You didn't hear that?
Are you there?
Are you fucking around?
Yo, why the fuck were you activating a bomb?
Are you fucking with me?
Oh my god, I thought it was over, bro
Legitimately thought like yeah, but my computer was taken over
I thought they're dead. I thought the Russians or something. Maybe I don't know
I was in the world movies, bro
It's just over my PC.
Son, I was looking around like it was over, like I checked under my desk.
Channel 9 News.
I'm in 2012, but I actually scared the fuck out of me.
For a while people always fearmonger like that, like they've been talking like the world's gonna end all the time.
I hate people that do that stupid ass shit.
Oh my god! 2020! 2012! 2000!
Fuckin' 2010!
Shut the fuck up! Shut your mouth!
Who wakes up on planet Earth just like,
Okay, today's the day!
What the fuck, man?
Shut your ass up!
Take a left!
I'm a good dude too, but I'm one you know one thing away, you know, I mean
Okay, I'll agree with that like one more thing and then like yeah, like
Yeah
Look good guy. I'm a good guy, you know and what things are we don't think they're all right
Take my wife let me do anal nice, bro
We did why are you reading that out?
What am I supposed to do? I'm streaming right now, bro.
So all the thousands of comments in your chat, you're like, yeah, my wife let me do anal.
At 9 in the morning. Okay, I feel like you're first.
I haven't even finished my energy drink. It's being placed with me.
Probably because he did this last time, where the guy was like, oh.
He said that. And I wanted to read it because I really want to get down to the bottom of it.
Does that mean like his wife let him do anal to her or did like he venture off and get
analed by somebody else because she allowed it?
I think there's a very important thing to discuss here.
We got to get to the bottom of this, you know, because I can't go on with the rest
of my day with question marks like that.
You understand?
I mean, sure, why don't we ask him actually.
Okay.
Who said that?
Which one of you gentlemen in the jet and what was the outcome of the scenario which one was it
ready which one was it bro shoddy curiosity no judgment of course yeah no judgment yeah we
would never do that welcome welcome I'm you know I'm just not a judgy person so
Oh, you want a gift wrapped?
Well, that's just a lie.
It's not good to lie.
Yeah, it's like a fib.
It's not a lie.
You know, a lie is like bad.
A fib is like when you're jokingly lying.
It's different.
Here.
Sure, sure.
He's just gone silent.
The fucking cops are off.
Oh, yeah.
I was thinking about butthole.
Well, I'm no fuck thought we should get to the bottom of that one
If we don't judge how do we get to know people you know? Oh, no, please make no mistake about it, dude
I am one of the judgiest like
dude
Yeah, when you and your wife go places and stuff you guys just like talks to anybody
Like literally everybody I see I'm like wow
Look at those shoes
We're like, wow, you see that, bro?
Not everybody, but like, I'd say my wife and I are making fun of half the lobby on a day-to-day
basis, you know?
Like we go out and around, we're doing what we're doing, I think half the lobby's getting
some jokes, you know?
Not the full lobby, we're not going to be a dick, you know?
But half the lobbies, we got some shit to say, man, you know?
Right.
Right.
A little elbow bump, honey.
Look, oh, dude.
And the best part is she tries to act like I'm the bad one,
but she's even worse.
And she's got no finesse, man.
You know?
Like sometimes I'm like, do you hear me?
She's like, no, what do you say?
I'm like, now the guy's looking at the guys.
He went like dude
Boar cover
Lock in man
Fucking worse dude the worst no finesse. It's almost like she does it on purpose cuz she's smart
I can't I hate when she does her little girly voice, bro
I always know she wants them shit, which is like
I'm fucking a honey, bro, honey nothing
The honey is not available right now. Please leave a message after fucking me
I'm gonna run through all this arc. I'm gonna expect me to take care of all these things. It's so mad. Watch us. I
Run through all of it
He's getting so pissed.
Hehehehe
Are you fucking kidding me?
In your room!
In your room!
Why do you have cocaine in your room?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Stop beeping dude!
What are you doing?
You know what I'm saying? End of the world.
He was here a second ago. I know where he went.
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
A beautiful war. A big shark. You're right in there to his mother.
Somebody's getting flamed on!
On the top side!
Four alarms!
Go back!
Booger ass!
What do you hear?
Oh, they're running right behind us.
I can't lie to you.
Look, I like, what the fuck are you doing?
No, but how could that even happen?
Uh, I'll treat it.
I'm gonna hit you with your life you let me know when you're ready
Because what the fuck was that trip you fall on your fucking feet you trip on yourself
What's my god doing bro?
We're figuring out
That was insane you like fucking you feet and just plummeted like I don't know what to do bro
My guy is trolling
Holy shit, I was trying to grab the rope, I just took it from the Wabbit
I don't hear a door
Oh my god, he had a little puppy on a dog
I got ahead with you, we're good
We're not gonna get any fucking, uh, thingies, bro
We're not gonna get any of them, ever
What thingies?
Volcanoes, man, we never get them, and then you just sit in there with no loot
Fuck that
Now I'm always down to go Bobcat for a volcano if I have you can't just go Bobcat for nothing
Well this time sir tough
Let me tell you
I got to get the ball set.
I can hear the excuse of your bank account numbers right now.
Signed a kick deal right now.
I got the kick deal.
Right now.
It must take account right now.
Okay, we need to find a way.
Operation gets you to the top of the zip line so I can place these on the false lines.
He's taking Alan out.
Big merch sits when he pees I heard I do not all the time, but I do at night
Oh dude
There reminds me I went to piss last night at like 3 4 in the morning
You ever do that like where you go when you pop up you get happy so I go pee
Now I sit down
And this monster far comes out of me
I mean I like last time for dinner. No, it was like a 10 second long
Oh, just...
Damn!
It's like a fucking time bomb?
Yes.
Like you need like gear shift type shit?
Yes.
Like I'm...
Like I said if I fucking...
Like I double clutched right when I should.
You hear me?
I'll follow the instructions.
Hold on.
Here we go.
Do you have one?
No, I don't.
I don't.
I know you have another one we got those I mean we should probably let's take a
little peek out here because we got some shit going on that's it's going crazy
it's going crazy if they come up with they're not looking they'll still die
that right pretty sure pretty sure yeah no they can go from both back yeah
something all right down in the town and fight over this for less than a minute
so I'll say I got a lot of stuff I could do but what the fuck is I think
I think I go some of you
it's so bad this is so bad
there
there
just give falls so we can move later
this guy just give a tailcat
oh no
I'll be in the flow. Run! Run, pick it, run!
I think they're all dead though. I think they killed two, you killed one, the rockets
Yeah, definitely knocked
Okay, I guess a good team. Yeah, they were they were fighting out of the whole way
What I'm you I don't know I think so
Oh, it's the aggro.
Is it?
I don't know what's going on, bro.
This is a crack.
They like juiced them up more than ever since I had a new one.
They did, they did.
I've been saying that.
Okay, I think it's over now.
Yeah.
I can turn it away.
he's mad at you
that's a body
okay they're fighting
a knock and the thing's aggro
we should be tipping his boffy at you but this is so bad
they're gonna go with a little hard road
damn no choice and then we can just native maybe
oh no no we gotta
the thing's open you go
oh no shit
he's getting full kill on
close close close
he's on the high
I
Just went down the hill this one I'm gonna go kill hot you need them out
Are you right you're right broke your left I got a lot of your rights one your rights one
I'm watching you, don't worry, 15-82, I'll fight you on the cross.
You can put a wall on yourself too, if you do.
Is that you, shit?
No, no, no, it's not me.
Every team are covered
And I think I find the spot you leave catching up
They're coming to I think I left a little sling here
Holy fuck that wall is perfect
And now they're getting shot by the second
It's gonna live.
What's on it, man? Holy shit.
This rocket's here. It has so many kills.
Yep.
Bob, are you behind it?
Yep.
My truck's printed.
They can't play there.
We want to know how I know?
Yeah.
Okay.
Oh shit.
Rocketeer, do your job!
If you hear a crack, you should go try to get it back.
Oh, we keep going around, buddy. Just going around.
We're looking at T.A.
We're getting aided?
He's outside right there.
Right here.
Right there.
Oh, he's right there.
You run out as soon as he goes?
No.
I'm going here.
Okay.
Got me fucking T.A.s.
I'm just using them all.
He died.
He died.
No, that's not him.
That's not him.
Well, the one guy died, I'm saying.
I'm trying to keep it.
One is still, or what?
Yeah, I don't know where he is.
Right here we did.
Hello
He's on the right but behind us somewhere
Proposal up here
Yeah, watch your back
It hasn't even hugged the nun or something so I don't see him at all. Let's catch the red
You were at him.
Hello, him, him, him.
He's just running, he's going down, he's down.
Yeah.
That is fucking hilarious.
Did we go kill him? Or close?
I don't know what we did. Did we kill his rocket here?
Maybe?
Ends right in the saw.
Okay, well, is that easy?
Shots?
Shots, no no.
There, there, there.
Got the floor in that guy.
He's just down on the mountain somewhere.
Yes, zippin' up, zippin' up, zippin' up.
Zippin' up.
It's one already up, it's one already up.
It's a guy, look, he's up.
Nice shot, after for you up here.
Got to be here, got to be here.
I got to hit me all headies.
Wow.
Here.
Damn.
Sidebar.
Watch out, down there.
Behind? Careful behind you.
I got to walk it.
right
that's up top
here
no no
he doesn't know you're there
maybe he does
he does
twice
he's broke
nice
I got out all week
one guy healed on me
I'm out of here
question
That guy's a teammate, right?
That wasn't the shots that were up on top of the hill, by the way.
I'm gonna get a couple of heals on this guy, if I can.
My monitor went out on my right, oh no.
I must fix it.
Can you watch me for a second? Can you, like, not do anything crazy?
No, no, I'm watching. I'm not. I'm just watching.
I'm telling you, if a team on top of you 100%, okay?
I'm watching. No, they're there. I see him. I literally see him
Stare right at you
Like right by the pole. Oh
They're staring at me. All right. I have a couple heady
He's on the pole now. I'm gonna try to play on your side
Yeah, you can hop right there. I can throw TNAs up on you too
On that pillar don't you know over your shoulder?
I think we killed blue guy was teammate but I'm just kind of guessing
I'm hacking I'm hacking report me I'm cheating I'm cheating I'm cheating report me I'm live
stream cheating
fuel the passion form of the day
fuel the passion
check this guy down here
he's like you're gonna be fine too
wanna leave right now?
no i don't wanna leave
i wanna get more loot
i don't wanna leave
i don't wanna leave
I see a guy here. I'm on my mother-in-law again.
Is this a blue safety mark?
Maybe.
Okay.
fuck man I gotta I gotta order a new one of these man sorry starting to go I
just need a word of the wire I mean yeah
forever though
Yeah, yeah, you just wish you know that'd be good stuff on these guys. All right, you
Nice I'm going down the lewd
I'm really to do some business you find on the volcano
I didn't think that you guys on the side of hell.
This guy's not the guy for business, but it's okay.
There might be more business.
This guy's not gonna be easy.
Yeah, out in the morning.
you got a deadline up there yeah there was if you want it
there's one guy right behind that wall on the zone
yeah he's ass off of us this guy's green, green kit, bad, biddy bed, biddy bed
Over to the guys on top of the ball.
No way.
Hold on, hold on, hold on. I have a winner. Yep, we got a winner. Ready for pink odds.
Oh, come on, have a bobcat, have a bobcat.
No, the Stitcher 4, man.
Oh, he's looking so good.
You know, any rain ASMR?
Home of the Cliffside Air Shouts.
There's just out of town.
I like it. I
Don't need it. I got it. You should take it. You don't eat. Wow. You got I got one already. I got one already
And I got a volcano for
Take it
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
We should show Max Hallway that
Yo Max, you were saying that tiktok and you were saying thank you?
It's a uniform.
Don't say uniform.
I really lost, oh man.
Very good, very good.
One bond fish, one bond fish.
Very, very, very, very sweet one bond fish.
I'm going to put a media studies Nick Merz to a stream on my kids quarterly reports. They can't do that
I genuinely think that if you watch like if you watch my stream every day
Niko your stream too if you watch our streams, I think you become
stupid
What do you mean you're a dumbass
I'm not a dumbass.
You're a dumb motherfucker, bro.
What do you say that's smart ever?
How do you educate your chat in any way?
Well, I have to guide you through this game.
Do you know how dumb we are, bro?
Well, yeah, but I'm not as dumb as you.
You're fucking dumb, bro.
Like, you're like D tier, and I'm like D plus.
No, no way, no way.
See, that's a 26-year-old's mentality.
You think you're smart, well, you're stupid.
I'm just trying to, wait that actually sounds like a hurdle, I'm sorry, I'm just kidding.
No, no, you're saying, thank you.
Why are you acting like I'm soft?
Damn.
Cause you are, bro, you're, you're, you're like a little baby bag bitch.
Don't fucking start, how many are you mad?
Don't fucking start early, okay?
I should probably do our skill play chest, go play chest bro, like I'm gonna get off.
Come alive, come alive, there he is, it's about time, I've been waiting!
Okay, we're talking about anal and...
We're not just talking about episode sick of you, like, I'm just sick of you.
You didn't come alive.
I've been here.
You just got here last game. That was a great game for you. The kills and I mean finally
No, we're farming farmers. By the way, Mike, what good is that? No, no, no, no, we weren't we were
Yeah, you forget the spaceport
Well, uh, boy heavy. Oh, I
Fuck with him heavy. Oh, so you like you're not fucking with that
No, but like you're saying like I'm just coming alive like how am I gonna come alive against people who yeah?
Yeah are playing on a flat screen
Damn, yeah, there's nothing wrong with that
Fucking poor shaming the big 2026
Fuck oh my bad
Could it be we don't we don't have a projector
I don't have a projector. I don't have a projector. We don't have an OLED 90 inch fucking TV brother
I said flat screen. How's that poor?
I do have that idea with the trees in the living room
Not the trees not the fucking trees Furby Johnson's green white
Friend request incoming
You never had me you never had your car
No
Wow, I just don't understand how that's even close
That's all I gotta say.
Brian Stillner.
You serial killers, is that what you are?
Ah man.
Don't come around here again!
I like the tuna fish here.
I
Take Nico trying to break down the YouTube shim early papa early. I didn't do that. I didn't do that yesterday
You did something yesterday. I didn't I
Don't know what that was about, you know, I get like 20 emails every night about
Same and they demonetized the vodka. You can't even move forward. That's fine. We'll forego that but
But dude there was no email on why he got taken, it just got randomly taken down.
Like some guy on YouTube was like button!
Bro I'm not gonna lie, I thought you like ripped it or some shit.
Cause everybody came in there like yo his stream got suspended, suspended.
Yo what happened to Nick?
Oh okay.
I'm like I don't know.
I don't know what that was about man.
Come on, YouTube.
Like what the fuck are we doing then?
I don't know.
Bro.
Ah
You never had me
You never had your car public thingy for the resub men nine months ain't old stop it carpet
Even five months on YouTube let line drop out of it
Especially when Nico's farmer rocks and trees silently for four hours, dude
Don't even get me going man. We'll leave it a five three man. I know they give her to Anna. Sorry. Is it with chat?
When girls are named Anna is it Anna or Anna?
Maybe did but are they bilingual? Smith. Thank you for the resub
Cogniz dick dude this guy's name is not
gravy sleep
These nuts
Cacker bonza. Thank you, man
Yo, when a girl's name is is it Anna is it Anna or Anna?
What if it's a
I don't know
Like that why don't they take out the extra I don't know what I kind of like it
It's like it's like a gamer tag. Yeah, but it but they made it cool. Yeah, they're like y'all
Let's make it better. It's on that shit
Hopefully it's Bobcat doesn't do it wow
I
Balkan countries spell it with only
Okay, we stop with the anal conversant God you guys
I don't like the angles, like the third person camera is the weird one, but not only the
angles, but the like hopping up and down in there and shit is so strange.
The zip line's weird.
George, open your shirt.
Like this?
I don't know.
I'll be back.
Don't die.
They're up here, I think.
I don't know.
I have a fucking horn that's going off.
Let's go from the top, and then come back down.
It's faster.
What do you have one or no?
Niko, please.
You should bring him on a...
You can bring him for space port too because we can...
We can get weird if we're on that containment ship.
I mean, they're actually not bad in fights, right?
I've never really...
I don't think they're bad at all.
I've never really used one on like a doorway or something.
I'm gonna try.
I think those are guaranteed to hail.
You know how I draw mines all the head all the time?
Yeah.
What was that? Is it down low or is that?
Down low, low, low, low.
Right in the garage.
There we go.
No, no. Oh, yeah, yeah, you're right.
Up, up, up.
I
Know I had free running in shots
I think he had a new shot. Oh
We gotta get we got I would have matches played with that at all. We I'm I'm I'm putting that in his hands
You're working oil rig three months in a row
Teen your family
Truck payment
You ever put your life in another man's hands had him put his life in yours
You can't even know the truth
What a great movie holy shit
That's a phenomenal sleeper film bros. Nobody knows it's sleeper because it like it that's a film that our dads put us on
But these fucking kids don't know shit about that bro. I'm dad
I know it's so good. I got to watch it Rambo that one. Yes
Jaws IP if it or whatever people say it
Matrix like he just always watching those movies like damn
So pop so pops likes this like the scrapping issue. Oh, he does
See now he watches casually like you like that she's like no you watching the card
He watches casually. Why'd you say I like that bro back here? I think you're gonna piss me to fuck off
Okay, uh, yo, why don't you why don't you invite him in you boss?
I told drag same thing, but you guys I don't think you guys like your dad's or something weird
That's right. You're not specific in your insights. You told me a week before the thing was going on
Okay, apparently you forgot to invite me. I did forget I did because I know I didn't forget because I thought that I already did
That's kind but I didn't know
I'll say the word kind of it, but I didn't know I'm not gonna invite myself
I'm gonna be like hey, what about me go actually sd. I think he's a little sesty, bro
And there's nothing wrong with it
Shields!
Oh, oh, oh!
Yeah, they're fucking...
Helping your shields.
Hold on, Mautlin.
You're about to get daved to how to watch.
Watch how I watch.
Bye.
Sliding in the beepers.
two months
I respect the child
Shoot you're gone. Shoot you're gone. Shoot you're gone
No comment
Maybe you would have won if you shot you're going
Fuck this man that shit. Where's your battle, buddy? Where is he at?
Renegade to coming with that
Yeah, he's got me. I have goop this this rate. I got a lot of damn damn. I got a volcano for a canto
I'm pretty juice damn
Thank you, thank you.
I just really want somebody to come on down to the Butter Barn, you know what I'm saying?
I know, but they're not coming down to the Butter Barn.
Come on, there's shots up top.
Tryna take a little look at the one pound fish.
I
Got up here was it dome catwalk. Oh, yeah, muzzle smoke muzzle smoke. Oh in the in the little hallway. Yeah
Well, let's go get them. Well, let's hope we don't cover them
I
Don't know that's what any working insurance is that I was like
insurance the biggest fucking
It's
There's three knots in there. I don't know what the fuck's going on. Oh, you see your pain right now. You see your
Back
of
the
of
the
of
I'm trying.
Help! Help!
I'm trying!
Do you want me to try to help you, man?
I know, I know, I know.
They backed the fuck up.
Okay, this guy was one HP.
I'm- I'm- I'm- I'm coming back.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
He's gonna shot in the back.
Just help me, Red.
No smokes, no smokes, yeah.
Dude, I-
Wait, wait, he's saying that we knocked him.
He's just saying we knocked him.
It's drop top.
I'm- I'm- I'm- I'm sp- find out, find out, bye, bye!
Okay.
I had to, I had to. I was too weak.
Dude, dude, I went to throw a T-Nade to get him to say you were dead,
and I think I knocked him,
but then that guy swung me with a fucking shotgun, bro!
Fuck, man!
Fucking... dude, I threw a T-Nade on the little staircase
where it, like, goes down a little bit.
Yeah, yeah.
It just double ran at me.
Dude, I-
right when I right when I dropped you said you got pushed it was a bad time
and I saw the guy under you I thought so you were calling out the guy the guy
under
I called him now and I saw two
yeah they're still gonna be scrapped
That's a tent there, that's probably the one that's trying to do well.
There you go, buddy.
You're gonna get that full.
You're gonna get some strong armor on your rest.
I'm looking over, let's have a look over.
Double head, double head.
Another team on the rock up there.
Trying to watch over you right now.
Another team on the rock up there, trying to watch over you right now.
They're playing right now.
They're at the point of the AC unit.
Get the fuck in there.
They're gonna jump!
They might drop!
Yeah, I'm looking, I'm looking.
Okay.
Can this warp quick?
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
Got blood out, they're definitely on our roof.
Yep, yep.
Got your mine?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I got more teammates.
You need teammates?
No, no, I got three.
I have four, actually.
I do too.
are you got two there got a guy outside got a guy in the catwalk right here
over there that's four guy in the roof five probably looking for another one I
maybe two solos unless we're in trouble I think we're where we can go we can go
out the front if you want and snap up to the little I think it's a head glitch
I haven't been there in a minute you don't talk about like a little fucking
It's a bit hard to explain. It's like a little ledge.
It's like a little ledge. That's it right there.
You see my ping at the top of that?
Yeah, I see it. I see it.
But I don't know what it looks like for him.
Alright, we're gonna try it.
I'm about to get out.
I'm up. Yeah.
Yeah, it's not bad.
Let's bring him to the right here.
Awesome.
Let's go.
Three, two, one.
I'm just keeping a good look right now.
There's so much going on.
Are you going to find a rock back over here or some shit?
I don't know.
The big rock.
Well, this guy could have just taken the zip line.
No, no, no, no.
That's a great spot.
This guy could have just taken the zip line, baby.
It got out?
I don't know.
I think about it just been a solo. I'm gonna walk up. You might be on the wall
Watch the neighbor. I don't know what the thing I don't know where this guy went away
There's two of there's one on your side and then one where I was standing
I think they just did man, anybody stepped out.
Probably the rides somewhere. I don't think there's a clue.
Yeah, there are. There's a lot of bodies.
We got time. We gotta chill out a little bit.
There's Matt. Yeah, see this guy?
there
I only see one
We're not gonna make it I know I don't mind I don't mind letting him go. There's so many bodies under us and we should just
But you're dropping
Yeah, fuckin'
Spockster offer
There's so many fuckin' bodies in here, man.
Hey, this guy's a dude, dude.
He came up to me, that guy, that guy.
Crap some shit real quick, he did.
I know he did, he's stinky.
Homie!
He's a pig.
You fuckin' rat, you?
You fuckin' rat?
fucking rat I was like I was watching that body though the entire time I don't
know what you went up he was looted yeah was he just behind the wall
I saw you I got a volcano for another volcano three and before I'm more
to make it
to the time before it tells everybody
use is crawling around the ship
i got it brother
sneaking on them
mother fucker
bobcat four again
oh my god it's raining
ready for yes sir
yes sir
snitcher three
nah
hold on
what you get what you get you get some stuff there's no so many
I got two volcanoes two tempis
okay I'm chilling two volcanoes two tempis alright
I got another volcano for you dropping on the ground right here
the guy remember we threw two one we were wrapped around the first all
get this fucking up
uh
i'm trying to back
i know i haven't been on that side of the gawak yet but you you just looted in my tank right didn't you
no no no the guy outside remember the first guy we saw out here
in there i didn't loot that i didn't loot that guy i didn't loot that guy okay okay okay
make sure we don't leave bodies
I
Check zip line over. Oh, thank you
No, I'm up here. I heard something brah
Yeah, I think it was you
Yeah, didn't didn't one fall down the zip quiet why wouldn't he have died chat?
What did he make that he land that?
He fucking landed that drop. There's no I think he did bro. I remember seeing him. I remember
Well, you can't can you crawl out of this I think you can
I bet you this guy is crawling to the extract.
You go loot that body out front.
The only way he can go is out here, and then down the lane.
And I don't think enough time has passed where this dude would be at the extra jet.
maybe he'd be around here
why are you smiling looking for him? cause it'd be so funny if we found a side call
Why are you smiling and looking for him? Because it'd be so funny if we found this guy's problem.
It'd be hilarious.
It's gotta be one of the best things in the game.
Would you find someone who's crawled so far?
I don't even know we knocked one down there.
I think that's if I got out. I forget about the time, right?
I
Yeah
Maybe bucket worst hutch when you need them fucking building a dinosaur bro
I'm not being very good. I'm not being very good
I
Don't kill those things they actually I just shot it I just shot it no no no you understand like if you don't shoot
I mean there ain't no here, but it is some damage
All right, you want to wait six seconds for me to ramp up
Okay, that was an excellent rate 300k
Oh, yeah under case a juicer magoos are we got about an hour until Maximo joints?
So lock in get your energy dialed
Make sure you're ready for all out war
Because the enemy is coming!
Audio Debate!
Deactivate, activate!
Audio Debate's been saved.
It looks a little bright, doesn't it?
It's like...
It's a little like, washed.
I'm not crazy, bruh.
Kill the enemy!
Kill the enemy!
And it looks a little like...
Look, how do we get offline?
And then get back on?
And things just, like, change.
I
Why, why you know, why you know, why you know?
Well, I got so many teenagers on that ride.
I did too.
I got like nine.
That was one of those rays where everybody brought everything.
It was just one of those rays.
Okay, so...
Look at these cantos, man. They came two fully-kitted cantos.
And I got three Bobcats, by the way.
I've been told to use them. I was supposed to kid up their canto.
No, don't use a canto.
I promise you it's bad. I promise you.
I know, but it's fun to do something different.
Okay. Yeah, no, if you're on that, that's a thing.
I ain't gonna hold you up now.
What?
That shit.
I don't know.
Yeah, I don't want to say it man like yours is probably the best way
Say it again
The duo's is probably the best one. I had a thought the other day, bro
I'm like when you and I are playing duo's man
It's like the most fun that I have actually playing the game like when other people are in the call
I have fun with the people in the call. It's not that it's not that it's just the gameplay
It's not chaotic
But it's like you can manage it. You can like it does get chaos, you know, but it's it's easily I had that same thought
I swear to God
Like watch when Max joins it's gonna be just fucking pure mayhem bro. Yeah, no reason. I don't know why
So what you're saying is you don't fuck with drag
I'm on stream, faneno pocket, I guess.
Fuck that guy!
Fuck that guy!
Fuck that shit!
Like I gotta sell all these attachments real quick.
And I'm ready to fight.
I don't need any-
I don't need anything, man.
This is crazy.
I'm gonna keep these two though.
I haven't found a bobcat.
I
Did I have so many
Your own with that five meals that I'm sick
That's I think that's pretty fucking good. That's insane. That's insane. Yeah, I'm gonna do Bobcat and no go stock for a little bit
Oh, that's all I've been running I got padded I know I know but dude you kill so quick
But bro when you shoot him when they're in when they're a little further away. Oh my god
My shit looks so I look horrible. I have to look horrible. I have to look so bad equal
I mean you should see it like that guy we like three two one like I really just
Keep the ready out for the situation
Are you shooting window? I'll stay in my lane
the music in this fucking game bro they cook so hard y'all have a lot of
hash keys left I don't know what you're working with over there but I got two
more left I got a row and a half oh my god yeah that's it
Time you up!
Time you up!
So...
Okay...
Getting organized here. Get real fucking organized.
Yeah, you're gonna refund. I'm buying it.
I
Need to get we need to get to no don't well
hold on now
No, because I I I'm making progress. I don't buy one yet. Okay. Just got you she's gonna hang on
So that's here. She's just all tournaments coming up man. You know, it's our tournament tomorrow. No, there's not I
Got a shit soon, bro
She's gonna take a shit. Oh, don't let it protrude out
Oh, you just you really want to push you just want to sit on it and just let it all out
I don't want to sit on it. That's not a crazy. I can't lie to you
On your toilet, okay, and just like you know, it's great about the bidet
It's like when the poop is close to coming out
You can just go but like it's not there yet. You know, I mean you you don't want to get in the toilet and work
Right, so you just get on the toilet when it's close and you do the hot water
And do when the hot water hits the anus like perfectly it's just
It just deploys the rocket ship. You know what I mean? Like it's almost like a rocket taken off
Put a little fuel little gas gasoline, you know bang
Come right out man
And
You know me check
Is this guy gay? No, I'm not gay. Nothing wrong will be a gay, but I'm not gay
Ably married wife two kids. It's just listen man
If you don't if you haven't tried this right then you're not then you're not gonna
I only just know all my fucking energy drink
Are you gay?
No, I'm not gay.
Listen man.
Going hard, thank you for the resub man.
Poopsnake, thank you for the prime.
Farrell, what up man?
Wray with me and Chris yesterday.
Thank you for the rest. Love you, bitch.
I love you too, Farrell. I love you, bitch.
I love you guys, man.
You guys brighten my day.
I'm so serious, bro.
When Chris pulls up, he's playing the shit.
I love it, man.
Thank you, thank you for the resub, steel, thank you.
Calitos, Texas-born.
It's nice having y'all, man,
cause we get pulled up by cheaters all day.
Then we get creased into boys with some vibes.
It brings us back a little bit, man, you know what I mean?
I'll fuck with it.
101.
In chest on string.
One zero one.
Yeah.
draw on the ground
how's that happen you can still make like it's gonna sound crazy but when you
when you check the king to where you can get him he's got to change his
position right but if you check them he doesn't have a place to go you
still made that makes sense
See this is where I got a lot of
Explained it doesn't make sense of my head. There's like another certain pieces that can only move certain spots
But well, that's yeah, that's I'm a visual learner. I gotta like
Are you gonna sit there like stream for me?
Alright then Chad described to me a tailmate. What's a still me?
Holding the King caged
Okay, so he's not so he's not in check. Okay. He's not in check and he doesn't have anywhere to go, right?
that's it that's a stalemate so if he's not checked into the right and he can't go
anywhere you draw okay that should make sense I did it bro when I had two queens and he
had just a carry got trolled by your buddy how do you get to Queens well if you take
a pawn just walk up all the way down at the end of the board you can turn it into
queen you actually turn it in anything you want but you will be people use you
your queen you bring postmines yes yes bro I did
Wait, watch out, I got a camera under us.
Slide.
On me.
One.
Got one.
Got one too.
Why?
Your mother doesn't love you!
She loves me!
Oh shit!
That's a fucking different team.
back up back up there they're gonna fly they're gonna fly they're gonna fly
so all the way back all the way back
we're too weak back up teenage the reed
on me on me
okay he's gonna be a one-billard
I got killed, I don't know.
I'm on the door, brother.
Okay.
Just to assure you a lot, I think.
Here's what we're done.
Fine.
Are you?
Wait, my aim right?
Okay.
Wait.
Oh, that's not you?
Okay.
No.
Fine.
I think he ran in here.
Alright, we're gonna put up wallets.
There's too many fucking places on the ground.
I didn't get a door.
I don't know where you came from.
One, two, three, four.
Four bodies.
Re-upload on the scaffold, quick?
Oh, no.
Yeah.
Uh-oh.
Hold on a minute.
That's it.
You can say, oh, no, and that's not me.
It's coming.
Oh, I told you to take a fucking ship beforehand.
Sir, I'll tell the postmaster he's sitting in the scaffold.
I'm not gonna leave. It's not that bad yet, but we do do Paul's back
He said oh no, I don't know. Paul's might give that be great
So mine is up my winners. You should be good. I think it was there
I have you that makes me pull it shit
oh boy
Oh
Man
Yeah, a lot of great shit. Well, listen to me guys on history himself now
Oh, dude, I have a steak and shake you ever had that cheeseburger
I'm prepared to put back. I'm prepared to put that at the top cheeseburger. I'm not even trolling. I think so too
I think it's I think it's definitely up there really happy we agree. I
I can't leave how good I think I really I can't buy a fly amount I don't need that many fries
Oh, I thought you'd whoop. No, what oh whoop them gang them style see you later, bro. Good luck. Oh
Up them style
Hold the kingdom style!
Control L.A.
Are you going to shoot himself?
Are you going to listen?
He really said nah, I'm good.
He said nah, I'm good bro.
I'm about to shoot himself.
Oh shit they're under.
They're under a boat.
They're down below, they're down below!
I
Hurry up Nick, push it out
They're coming oh
Shit they're coming
There's below I don't know if they're coming oh
That's how you think I just got your thing up. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going
Whatever expected
The Boat 1.
There's a new, there's a trio, there's a trio.
There's a trio.
They're weak.
Yeah.
The Boat 1 is moving.
All right.
Watch out.
They're right here.
Here.
Watch out.
We're here.
Okay.
No, bro.
Why are we in a trio lobby?
Hold on, boys.
Is this a trio lobby?
What is this?
Yeah.
No, we're in a trio lobby.
That was a warrior, bro.
Damn.
Damn.
oh that was a warrior bro damn
man
last fuck on you
boys meet my boy arduo man
alright we're doing it
we'll get out of here
no hook one up hook one up hook one up
hook one up
what the fuck man
god let's have a strange time
how do they shoot your thing on this one
team idiot
hold on
dude why are we in a trio lobby
i don't know
Level 2 steam!
What do you think you're doing?
Appreciate your boss mine out?
Yeah, he did.
That's insane.
Why'd you push them dude?
Well, to be fair, um, it was a horrible play.
And I got nothing.
Any other questions?
Why are we pooping mid-raid?
Oh
I think that like do you think most people how do you poop you go like when you poop do I have to go
I have to go when I have to go
There's no stopping me. I'm not like oh like yeah, like I'm feeling a poop like I can go in like ten minutes
I'm feeling a poop
I'm not like that like I gotta shit myself like I'm gonna shit myself
I don't go in the next like maybe a mid two minutes. Okay. I'm the same way
And it's like an emergency right like you're like moving to the bathroom and like I got like dude
I might ship myself like if I'm driving on a road trip and like I have to shoot I'm the same way
Like I'm a whole day like are you open right now?
And how open are you?
Yeah, no, I I'm completely closed up now
Okay. Yeah, yeah, I like just so plainly, but it's okay. I I have no problem answering I
Just didn't like the way. Yeah, like opens crazy. It's like I'm not like a bridge, you know
I'm not an amusement park
We damn close for business and then I just reopened in the summer
She fucks here. I mean, baby. I don't know. That's why I asked if you're open
all right I appreciate your business
damn
Jesus, sorry, bare-ball?
dude you are sounding so sesty
teeth-a-th
you thought it, you know that when you catch it, you know it's bad
I did, I did, I did
Oh my god.
Please stop, please.
Is this really worshiped Jesus?
Oh my god.
Please stop.
Whoa.
This was a hell of a...
Chill, chill, chill.
Everybody hold!
I feel like all the girls in our stream just get so annoyed at us.
I saw that dude.
The women in the movie.
I was fucking annoyed.
Fucking yeah, I hold you know what's weird though. It's really weird. I can't explain it, but in
2018-2019
When you go on my Instagram you go on like my twitch and shit, you know, it tells you your analytics your your analytics and
it's set and
It's always say that I had like 2% girls
Following 98% male. Okay
dude listen it's 95 five now it's growing I don't know what's going on
chat what how many girls say me what no there's a lot of them in here bro
look at that look at that look at all of them k-18 be actual say me are you're a
six seven fucking guy with a beard dude
alright
stop!
bad question
kandar saiyan
yeah holy shit we're chock
kandar
just a meaty man
fucking
four hundred and eighty three pounds
huge
could you imagine kandar saiyan
the University of Ariolas.
OK, holy shit.
I've known him for a very long time.
I don't think I thought of his
Ariolas ever in my life.
Now, I mean, dude, they got him.
And they then got to be the genoa,
the genoa Salamis.
You know what I mean?
Like, when you go to the Italian
Super Marguerite, I think it's
a Super Sada.
But what if it's like what if
he has tiny nipples, like really
just throws you off?
He's like, you think he has big
ass Ariolas?
I think people were saying that the hush hush has that
Tiny tiny area. Yeah, apparently. He's like really strangely built like he's mad tall mad fat, but then he's got small hands and no nipples
I don't know I've never seen in person. I don't know
See look at the no nipples actually no nipples actually no nipples actually the ain't got no nipples
How do you what has to happen if you have to have any nipples bro?
I don't know what they're doing in baseball or some shit.
Okay, I don't know how baseball faggots do this.
I can't believe you put a lot of them on.
I'm saying, hey, I don't know what they're doing in baseball or some shit, but...
This guy...
Is that like a genetic thing?
I think, like, everything in life is.
Oh, just massive aerials?
Say everything, yeah.
Oh, shit.
I don't know, it's Iologic more, like Emore Red Me for Big Arigolas, like...
Some people just are unlucky, like you can't pick your mom and dad.
Yeah, I know shit.
Like it's not like there's like a counter, you know?
Like I'll take that one.
Sunset Park, what time is it? Sunset Park.
You know about Sunset Park.
You know nothing about Sunset Park.
Brooklyn, New York, stand up!
I'm from Brooklyn.
I'm from Westchester.
Being fans of choice, okay fine.
But some people would like have the most ridiculously hard time.
Like for you and me it's really simple because we're just not like...
Like we got to be very on it we make a lot of very unhealthy choices to be fat
Well for some people bro, like genuinely like their genetics like they got there
They're really supposed to be
No, you want cupcake and no turn I shit at ten pounds on our
You want to get you love a sprinting right the cowboy bro. I'm on your shit. It's great
in your long haul and I can see how I have covering two with one. It's great. It's great,
okay? It's great.
Anything?
God, bro, give me a chili cheese though. Wait, shot. Maybe up top.
I don't know how they make me.
Stop saying it like that.
Stop saying it like that.
How do you make it down here, bro?
Cause you shot your thing at him, no?
Did he hit yours?
Damn, you placed your shape wrong.
I don't want to hit it.
I don't want to hit it.
I didn't kill him.
How can I place it wrong?
There's nowhere to place it.
He's alive.
Not anymore?
Oh.
more legs next to you didn't place it right
that fuck damn I'm not fat and we'll be this big one
I do you have a teammate?
Do you have a hot sister?
Because I got a friend named Rack.
He's looking.
Hey dude!
Uh oh.
What are you saying?
Oh, it's got top over here to Nikki. I think it was the guy dying, bro
Hey, what's up, man? How are you doing?
Yeah, I mean he just took a big
You know what I'm saying?
You know what I'm saying?
You know what I'm saying?
What's that?
What's that?
What's that?
That's crazy.
What's that?
I'll be up top if you go.
I'm looking.
Stitcher Daddy.
By the way, Stitcher Daddy.
You get that way, we get this way.
I'm gonna go south, I wanna see if we can,
at this time I'll be dead.
Let's go see what we got.
We're dead one time.
Come on, we're gonna not put us in that water.
Oh shit, what's happening?
Oh, did my ping ball? Oh, the fire, yeah, the fire.
Oh, I don't know, I don't know. Which way?
I'll let you do it then.
No.
They call the extract. Yeah.
Sit your daddy, don't you flank us now.
Don't you flank. You watch that way, we got this way.
Oh
On the side door
Audio demon
The audio demons are in my head.
What's that?
So I don't get this little static every now and then.
It's an audio demon.
The dark energy.
Inside me.
We just leave this?
Great.
We do I mean it down here's diner or a rocketeer. Let's see what this guy has yeah, I mean if we leave or not go
Can't afford blue purple blue purple
Well, it's not looking good so far I got a green augment
He has a fair one a kettle one. All right, we're out
Oh my gosh.
We gotta be fast.
Tempest in the drawer downstairs.
Can I put a tempest?
Wait, did Niko do it? Niko probably did it, didn't he?
Meow.
I hate when we get in those lobbies, man.
Put me against the big dogs.
Oh
Sean PKs think of a grease up bro appreciate you man
Tvk. Thank you call me gamers. Thank you shit. Shiesner smokey core. Thank you for the one get it on YouTube, bro
My guy my guy
Eclipse
Pulse mines I grabbed a bunch
what the fuck?
I need a lot of chemicals man. I gotta go to my girl here.
processors and then I'll grab light gun parts all chemicals 98 masters week
boys it is masters week what do you guys got just finishing up my coffee
here's a good price at the shampoo mid-mid-wool Rory McRoy who's gonna be
bro Bryson Tiger Woods where I don't think it's gonna be him I don't think
Tiger's got it. Got it in him.
I
Can't know we got three go
I
Tiger had another little loopsy poopsie. Yeah, you know, it's a shame man. It really is it's a shame
Addictions no joke
That stuff's crazy
Cuz for you guys, it's just nuts to me that he can it's like all that money. Well, you can't get like a fucking
permanent driver
We definitely could
He's just saying fuck it man
Just fucking man, you know, that's what he said. He's gotta say it
Incredible golfer not the brightest bulb in the box apparently, you know
Not the brightest bulb, unfortunately
God likes the bird 30 in a nice drive. Yeah, well
Keeps doing that shit. He better like jail. That's for sure. Holy fuck, man
Crazy.
Sad though, sad.
You can't be great at everything.
You can't.
You can't.
But holy shit, somebody sit to do a dive like, get a driver!
I mean, shit, dude.
He won't do jail time.
Well, not for this one, probably.
But eventually, if he kept doing this, he probably would.
And he should.
Anybody else would.
Look, man.
I mean, with Uber being a thing.
Okay, putting him aside, like,
anybody drinking a drive, like I did with Uber
and it's like, come on, man.
And when you have that kind of bread,
how is my guy, God, man,
for the love of the game?
Moi stupido, man.
Moi stupido.
I
Mean how much do you worth that fucking guy he's got to be worth so much money
What?
24-7 drivers so possible man
So possible
He's not just he's not drinking. He's just overdoing painkillers. Okay
okay
but
Conceptually the same thing as far as driving, you know
Like if you're gonna do that, you're gonna do that, alright.
But you can't drive!
You liking the spaceport?
They said spaceport...
I got a volcano, but it's okay, I'm gonna get in their face.
Oh fuck.
Yeah, I guess it's alright we're playing volcano,
because you gotta go back and forth between the map where it's like not great,
It's not like awesome. Oh, no, it's fine. I usually I get from the face. Yeah, so
You give the face and just chill bro
Yeah, I'm just chillin with them. Yeah, just chill in your face. Yeah, chill in their face. Oh fuck. Yeah, bud. Fuck. Yeah, bud
Zippin Zippin Zippity Zippity
Over there
Bippity boppity boo
If they come to look
It might
Well, I don't go stock on this thing. I do
Hey, you three Pete me fully orange on this map
No peak
Broken both did you really one yep
Are you going
You better change yourself pussy whoa
He's been hang yourself like your hang your ego hang your ego on the wall
Cuz uh
Yeah, yeah, I know but he just you messed up man. He had to say some stupid shit
What do you mean?
You had to say something
No, your friend your friend say something stupid
No, Bobby. No, Bobby. He said he talked about bad guy stuff. Bad guy stuff, bad guy stuff
We're like 10 people no he's not a girl
he's in a game
Jesus Christ
I try to say you know say
I think he's gonna sell them
Who are you shooting at by the way
uh top container. Okay.
Homeboy chill though. Homeboy was chill. You right.
They shooting you?
They're getting the rocket here angry.
He's angry!
Bless you Senpai.
Thank you on your time.
Bless you, my kitten.
Thank you kitten, Whiskers.
Sorry, I gotta go to Discord Admin, if you see the Discord channel.
What's that? What did he say to you? Does he know I'm a Discord Admin?
What did he say to you?
What you tell him to watch his mouth before daddy comes up there?
So, I haven't taken a shower in two weeks. Natural scent.
Oh, no. You didn't even need showers or so.
That's what a can-nadi pack does. We don't take showers.
That's what a pack does.
Hi.
Yeah! Yeah!
Oh, there?
Yeah, screw you.
You know what I say?
Is that a fucking cannon right there?
Oh!
Down there!
Oh, that's you.
That guy fell like three of course.
Did he?
Yeah, he got cracked.
I got him cracked.
I think I went up, I think.
Here.
Oh, Nicky angles!
Nicky angles!
Come on, Bruce.
Oh! Come on down to the Buttermore!
You got the whole fucking down
Down here son
You gonna take that dick, you gonna like that dick, you gonna love what you found
Press okay, I'll drop it out right now
Well look what you two did crossway. Yeah back up
What?
Alright.
Good job.
You have an idea, and it's just not very good.
Look at you.
I can't believe that was what just happened to me right there.
That idea was, are you no good?
You're no good idea.
No, oh good oh.
Bad idea.
what's up boy oh my brother fucking beautiful day in South Florida my boy
how's the vibes over there in Hawaii man rainy day we got another we got I
don't know if we've been keeping up with Hawaii but another storm oh are you
We get big storms. I'm gonna keep it up. Yeah. Yeah, like we had like a big storm couple weeks ago
Dude, I feel like that's just like growing up in Hawaii. It's just probably
It's not stop, right? I mean shit
No, it's all right. Yeah, it's not it didn't from this bad for like it's like 2009, bro
It's kind of crazy. Oh shit
We got doing a little bit that Florida, bro
We get we get like a little like a little bit bigger. I haven't been down here my whole life
I'm going back like since 20 to 20 19, you know, we have a couple
What you've been doing man, you've been playing arc and playing a little game, but what you been doing?
Gambon apex brothers. I'm in off of art and then I was like, oh shit. We're paying art tech
Well, he forgot I didn't play and said don't I mean shit. We do whatever bro
I'm down for whatever if you don't want you we can play we play apex
I mean, I don't know Nico. I don't know if Nico plays it like that though. We might he might be like a bot
Yeah, I might be a little bit of Bob. I learned quick
We can we can play some arc and he gets hard
Now don't worry, bro, we're fucking demons under shit, bro, we're demons under shit
Let me let me extract the weird to get the fuck out of here that
Yeah, I'm making I'm making a freaking class you think I got so much stuff for you, bro
We got whatever you need man. We got shields fucking guns. Oh, yeah
I mean look at big, but you are you gonna watch you gonna watch see so wait
Do you watch do you watch fights? You know like when you're not we're not fighting you have to oh, yeah
Yeah, I watched some of the cards. Hey, I freaking good. Yeah, who are you going? Who are you going for the main event?
I got a maybe you're you but I don't I was gonna ask you about it
Cuz I don't know nothing about the other guy. He's fighting bro
Yeah, college it's hard and stuff but I'd throw years only lost in the uc was to ask for a girl
How crazy is that he's really fought he's fought a lot. I feel like he's been real active last last few years
Yeah
He's a weirdo, bro, you know, I met that guy and he was like hello, and I was like what's up, man
He goes. I'm Yuri. I go okay. I'm Nick nice to meet you bro. He goes paradigm agency. I go, okay, man
That's awesome. He goes yeah, I'm from paradigm agency. That's okay, man
And then that was it. He looked at me like he wanted to fucking eat me max. So I said, okay, I'm gonna rotate out of here, bro
Hey, guy elbows go down to his fucking knees this guy
Raise crazy
Can I play another one?
Go away!
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
You're in front of me, okay?
You're in front of me, okay?
Okay, okay!
Gotta be right here.
The ball just went crazy, right here.
Where could he have gone?
Is that not on you?
No.
What the fuck?
right there where can you work with your gun you know say I don't say either I
don't know are you gonna say
we're out this bitch Max you stream on twitch 2 or just just kick just
just kick
how's that been going actually? are they making improvements over there?
you've been liking the progress and shit?
yeah yeah, I've been liking it bro
I've been liking it, we miss you over here brother
I know man, I got all comfortable with my little youtube twitch back and forth thing
Pop them, pop them, pop them, pop them.
Pop!
Yeah.
Get the phone.
Don't team it up.
He was looking to his right.
All right.
Yo, when they're bleeding out, that's just man-flying.
Aargh!
Aargh!
Aargh!
Aargh!
Aargh!
Aargh!
Aargh!
Aargh!
Aargh!
All right, that sucks.
Team A's got to be out legs.
Not that far, I hope you're right.
Yeah, just.
You know he's gonna shoot me in the front.
Oh, he's in the little wall of the walls.
The wall?
Oh, I see, I see, I see.
I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna sculpt the dick right now.
What the?
Oh my gosh.
Hey, we're on the roof.
It's treos, bro.
Or it's a duo and they'll show us on top.
It's a duo.
Are you okay on the right?
I'm looking at Brazil over here.
Yeah, where's he?
Oh, bro.
You okay?
Yeah, I'm good.
Right here, right at the back.
I was coming.
I'm on some of the walls, this is a spot, it's another
two-eyed spot, what's up there, I hear what's up there, there you go, we've got a guy knocked
Let's eat
Let's eat
Osprey
Yeah
Yeah, you lose all this
Go press button. Oh buns already pressed. He pushed down. I repressed
Real quick, I didn't kill large polite over there, bro
He's gonna take it.
I think you have enough of it in there.
All right.
I'm gonna let you go guys.
Holy shit, I found a super juicer, buddy.
Snap a guy's ass.
Oh my god.
Damn.
Dab sound.
Which one is this?
Not a maximum we come to you brother. I'm a job
Good can you keep the end me or or or like something your your uh, yeah
That's how I'm beginning to chamber. Do you play chess? I feel like you would love it
Well, I saw you I saw you into chess at least everything except for that last across the free brawl
No, I doubted that
Okay
We use a we sound Twitter. I thought I saw you playing it on in right here on on board
Is that it I thought you got to remember I'm like fucking idiot. Okay, so you so
Thanks for a request boom
okay now send me code on discord yeah bro you we got it you're gonna play that
man because you're an angles guy man it's like fighting but digitally oh oh
you're like 10 20 steps ahead well people are crazy now they are bro but
it's so fun man it's and you can play it like little three-minute games you
I
Did you show me I'm a DM you did me oh you did you did you did, okay?
My screen real quick make it a hundred thousand
Holy fucks
Maxie, how's the kids and shit? Everybody good over there?
Happy health day.
Everybody good, brother. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. How you doing? You got what, two now?
Good, man. I'm trying to catch up to you, man. You're cool, man.
They're little, brother. Little, tiny little guys, two and brand new.
Enjoy it, bro. Enjoy it.
Yeah, close my quick, huh?
Too quick, bro.
Look at your little boy out there, man. He's growing up and quick surfing and shit
I see some of your post-ig and shit man. It's always mad cool man beautiful family. You guys think you love that shit, bro
Thank you. I don't know if I can surf it bro. How crazy. Oh my god. We're in high school, bro
I got a high school that's insane next year. Oh my god, bro
He's gonna be going to fucking dances and shit and like try to be driving soon. You gotta give him a car
Oh my god, I'm driving bro. That's insane
Okay, what do you need be honest cuz we have dude we have too much it's to the point where at the end of every game
We have too much loot like I got I'm good for now. I mean unless you want to put everyone a job
I mean I made a class
Let me I got a hey
Wait, it's just kick calm slash
Um less than me max all the next holiday
Open your open your thing for me so I can see you can pull it up to it
So so you have no it's not max. How are we is it?
Each old you buddy a I did a I
Know it
Can I see your can I see your kid real quick? Yeah see my kid brother
Oh
Well you got the key we got the kicks back there, okay? Yes, sir
Oh with a little transition screw okay
Are you a shotgun tempest shoddy? Oh
You guys show charger show charger. Well, yeah, you're fucked up. Okay, bro. Did you want a Bobcat?
Do you like playing with that?
No, fuck. I don't get I got I got a couple bucks. I hate the Bobcat, bro
I fucking suck with it, I don't know why everybody's like, I fucking love this guy.
Hold on, you're a controller, right?
You're a controller guy?
Yeah, controller.
How do you know?
You gotta give him the sauce or something, bro.
No way.
He's a different attachment.
It has to be the attachments.
I think it's the attachments.
Max, Max, it has to be.
It has to be.
There's no other way.
Bro, I swear, bro, I'm like, fucking...
You're fucking a bot.
I'm like I'm here bro. I'm hitting guys. I'm like, bro. Why is he guys?
We're gonna we're gonna fuck this gonna be good I
Got a million tempest man. You lose one. Don't worry. We bring three back in for you. Don't worry. Oh, yeah
I love to hear fucking worries ring ring. Why wait?
All right, Nico activate no more playing like shit. You play like shit all morning. Okay through for a lock in
Okay. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir
Yeah, it's real sergeant, it's cool, bro, it's awesome
So calm to Nico that's a game that literally came out before you were born
How are you Nico? How are you know 26? Oh, you shit your baby
baby. Wait, how are you Max? Are we same age? We're all men now. I think we are. I turned
35 the day of the year. Yeah, I'm already 35. I'm almost there. Oh my God, that's over.
Yeah, you're a papa, bro. You're a papa. That's what I do, Max, if I go down in this
game, it's a little demons. I yell at them in the game chat and say, no, no, no,
I'm a father of two, you know, and they sometimes they're like cool with it sometimes and I saw the I saw the
I saw the clip of you and you and uh ninja supposedly arguing I sort of got this clip farmers are the worst bro they're captains
They're like oh they're arguing I want the clip I'm like no you're not
You're having a conversation they're taking over the clipping guys. It's like unstoppable. I
Don't know how it works or what they do, but they just throw so many darts to the board a day
Then it just takes over like everybody's algorithms or some shit
Bro, and it's like and they're like lying on the on the captions all the time
Oh, we gotta give them a snap hook. I think we got a snap hook them up today this guy
I'll bring one in x-ray for you. I should farm two feets as well cuz I need a caramel
Alright, I'll bring it. I'll bring deadline then
The right
Yeah, yeah
Let's get the B1 here
The way deep to keep season
Well, you lose it were a PV lobby, baby
Oh, yeah, baby lobby get no fucking shit
Oh
Swing it away
You got killed one
They're running
They're fucking running so far you guys this is crazy.
I had a close call supposed to me, shoot him up.
I kill one?
Okay.
I kill the guy over by you?
Yeah, I did.
There's a guy up top, he's got a butt loss.
Okay.
Okay, I got my gun.
I got your shield.
You do the white.
We go take care of you today.
Don't you worry.
Don't you worry.
This is great.
start playing good because you're here I fucking lie this is the best case scenario I've always been
playing good every day clock in clock in clock out
this guy this guy wasn't free on me they might they might have some stuff
this guy this guy this guy wasn't free
someone had some stuff let's see
see
little bit some of your little bit something
ok max i'm gonna hang on to these guns like
it's just so you're not fat and then when we get
to the end of the rate i'm dropping fucking everything
I
Come on Nico
Let's go time
Oh, I
Don't know where that is
In the right maybe east of you saw it. Yeah, yeah, yeah in the bunker, maybe
Sticky butt you got Osprey Nico this guy
Yeah
Do we kill three or do we kill two it's you okay, this is their third he's just gonna run
This is on human time
Have the nikes on there
yeah draw man you're right right it's not you I don't know that's us or not
I was just making noise okay okay did you say so
I
Max when you play this year what what what maps do you normally like playing you got you got paper maps or no?
No, I will always play whatever. Yeah, I'm very city do get a tail over on okay. Don't say buried city
They use where you'd like buried city. I
Hate very city, bro
I'll play for you though. I swear to God. I would I play this map is hard as shit
On the roof
I like them.
Oh.
Long time.
No way!
Well, he got handed out a new team.
That was too quick.
I see him
Maybe he died to a drone?
Are we fucking serious?
G.S?
He might be G.S, bro.
They were definitely at U.
That's me getting in G.S.
With that body. I don't know what I got.
I ain't nothing if he's fucking dying from height
Died from a fucking ball. I think are we gonna get our buddy to the containment area. You might like that fight a little bit more
And then we got to get him on blue gate stat
Hey, it's the offspring guy
Hey, they all had them. They all had them. That's the last guy in that team. There you go. We found
I
Shield on me somewhere. I think I was me. I think be close
Sounds like a tough top
Granny shifting
Not double clutching like you should I think it's in here. It's in here
maybe a little further
yeah
am I here?
I just don't imagine
I don't imagine that you bring 10
10 fucking steps
I just know it
no, I bring five
I'm back on
I'm back on
I'm back on
I'm back on
I'm back on
I'm gonna just get high I guess
I did it I did it new team on my left oh my god
oh my god Nikko look at you look at you
look at you
look at you look at you
really uh
you lost him
oh okay
you're not
oh
oh
oh
no
what just happened
I fell.
Oh, God.
You all ever seen teenagers?
What?
Oh, God.
You right there, dude?
Yeah.
I'm Eniko.
Trying to have Nick real quick.
I got two.
I'm going to help.
I don't got no.
You're going to get around something.
I got two.
Oh my god
What that's max you got big feet as me as me as me
Max
Okay, got it
Okay, Nico out left. Yeah, I'm looking left and then came on the
three three three here. Okay, what three here? Watch your eyes.
Yeah. Watch it. Watch your eyes. Hey, hey.
Remember to play around and I don't want it!
There's three in the front of this garage now.
Yeah, I heard them in the fireman inside.
Max, just take all this shit. Take this whole body dude.
Take it off!
Get big on him!
Where's that?
Inside, inside. The fire seem to be in the windows.
They're in here? Are you sure? Are you on Jose?
I have a positive problem. Watch them.
Yeah, watch this.
Oh shit, your cage.
Oh my gosh, there's fighters on my face.
That one.
He's dead, he's dead.
He's dead.
You almost forgot.
Okay straight stop is no team. They're really bad
How are they not well third, huh? Okay, okay
Here you go
I can hold whatever to you if you're already in cupboard
He's definitely gonna be a cupboard pretty soon here
I'm sorry, excuse me, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, you see that tic-tac?
We're going to send you, bro, tic-tac, send him to tic-tac, yeah, how am I going to do
that?
I don't know, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, man, you don't want to see
that tic-tac.
Listen don't treat him like he's not one of us man. He's a DJ and just like you and me bro. We're all the same
It's just the only difference is the heat heat it's a small difference, but he can he's one of the greatest fires
I'm sorry. I'm not outside of that and you know, buddy. I'm not outside of people in my life
I haven't seen it
I've seen him do multiple it was many years ago the sun was in their eyes
Nice.
Beautiful overhand right.
And then I woke up.
Alright, Max, how we doing man?
You got a full thing?
You full?
I'm doing good, bro, yeah.
I'm selling.
Alright, we out this bitch.
Oh shit, he did the thing you did, Nick.
Well, let's hope we don't cover him.
Wait, they're up there, they're up there, I think.
I don't know.
There's no way to block.
Yeah, they shot you from the top left.
Okay.
He goes right in the top floor, top left.
Yeah, he goes to the side, you don't even care.
I'll hit you.
Oh, on the other side.
Good, good.
Okay, okay.
I fell.
Oh, he's running.
Oh, he's running.
There you go.
Oh, shit.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Oh, come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
You're good.
You're good.
Hey, Mexican, maybe res me down.
Oh.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're gonna get it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're really weak.
I think you're really tough.
That's hard though.
Watch the trail, please.
Oh, Jack.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, there for it.
Hey, push you!
Yep.
Nice.
One more like below, below, below, I think somewhere.
Have we killed him? I think that was your third one.
No, I think so. Killed him.
He got you explained, bro.
Yeah, I knocked him off the fucking thing.
I don't need that.
That's gonna be with a fucking head kit, bro.
Yeah, I don't need that.
He did the jab cross, came up with the right leg bro, just laid me out.
It's all good, hey, it's all good.
It's okay, I got yourself, don't you worry.
Can you, Max, take the volcano off, I mean you'll like that a lot better than the Toro.
Actually, yeah.
That's good.
Like if you like the shotgun, you want to use the volcano.
That one, it's insane.
Roger.
Is it insane now?
I know, I know.
It's the best, it's probably the best.
It's probably the best host range gun. Yeah volcano is like really insane
They're gonna put me in the movies they're gonna make a big star out of me
Okay, one one guy here
Okay
It's back stream guys Max Max only streams on kick man. He's on kick right now. You only sure though, bro
I
Is the bread of back no, no, it's not thank you. No, no, it's not good. It's horrible horrible gun. Oh
Don't lie to him, bro. It's so bad
He doesn't have two rows of like two pages of
Your life
You can't use that volcano bro. We're gonna bring you that book next raid. I'm telling you you're gonna send
Max you curious that finding your own
No, I'm gonna bring I'm gonna bring him a healthy one. This one's only half out. Ah
Ah, you know, let's start you off halfway. There you go. Halfway, halfway.
I'm here.
You drop your ammo though, Max. You'll be down.
Good, give people cash in this game. Like I should be able to drop...
Where?
That would have been terrible if I got downed.
That's what that head kick you gave me.
Brogima Brogima, it's 58!
I have your AR.
I don't have your volcano.
Excellent 3.
Very good, very good boys.
Well done.
Good job Max. Good job me. Oh, that's pretty much it
You go I have your I have you ready
Oh man, I'm so rich. Holy shit. I'm so fucking rich
This motherfucker trying to sound like P? Like a P? Like P? Oh, peanut? Yeah, I do. I do.
I can't help it, bro. He infected my brain. He's infiltrated my brain canal. Whoa. Not
you, Max, bro. Good rain, good first rain, boys. He can't. Peanut has infiltrated
all of us man well fuck everybody tries to sound like it can't help it man okay
he's taking over our brain whoa so
How awesome of a job would it be to be a fucking DJ?
Like you're really killing it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You'd be a really good baby DJ.
That'd be a great job, bro.
That's a good one again!
Alright.
Recycle all of it.
Bring that line!
Binds!
you
you
you
you
you
actually love for you teach me how to serve man but i'm letting you know right now i'll be fucking horrible uh
yo you are immortalized you know that right immortalized what do you mean no what happened
for the rest of time bro you're hidden
let me understand this thing is attacking us
no i'm not good yeah yeah i think i have
I
Was supposed to bring something else for maximum. We're good. We're good, right? Everybody's got their shit
My chance W glaze though. He gets imagine being this guy, bro
Immortalized forever, man. All right. All right, and then you go I brought a deadline mind. We kill them. We kill the bubble
These two if you want
Yes, sir, we can get at the end of it everybody
what we could do what this guy no we can't we're gonna go we're gonna go we're
gonna show this guy the strat yeah max I gotta show you this shit bro it's
very uh it's toxic though it's it's not it's round upon
No, no, no, I know no love unless you rest me
Rest rest rest. Come on. Come on guys. Let me get Max's blue. I am
Yeah, this is a organic gameplay right here. Rest rest rest
One one one little beef it put a little beef it
Yeah, that's not a deep as a shotgun. No, no, no
He's he's bro like you're not in a stream because you knew it was him
fucking rap
Gigi bro, hey Gigi's Gigi. I don't think I love Gigi's bro. Like you're not like like we don't know it
And then he did the Gigi's like, hey, I'm not watching you scream
Shut your bitch ass up and just kill us. I'm so shit if you she's faking let him know, bro
I
Every time I give you a gun by the way we died Max you want you want to try the new shoddy the the labra
He's a good
You didn't get to try the volcano on the ring your looking yeah, I try I'm not I got a volcano ball. I got it
Yeah, I get attachments
Okay
Yeah, he doesn't want us to bring up shit, but
You that I'll bring it on and
Wondering me had gold. I just lost that shit. That's okay. It's okay
What are jobs right like your job is to
Entertain and kick people's heads off my job is to entertain and maybe we'll laugh
It'd be the best of the game ever that they're ever existed and then what's Nico's job, right to just watch over us to be fat
No, but you can't even watch over the boys, man. You let this you get a body. God. You know instantly. I didn't get to shoot a bullet
26 years old me and Max are combined 80
Yeah, bro, that's crazy.
You're not combined, Haiti. You're close to Haiti.
Yeah, I think, I think, I think we're 70.
I rounded up, I rounded up.
I, I'm sorry. It's okay, but it's still.
Hell yeah.
It's not on Nick.
It's not on Nick.
It's not on Nick.
It's not on Nick.
Oh, yes, it is Eric.
Yes, it is.
Oh, I know what the hell.
Damn that guy.
Damn that guy.
Give him a fucking five minute fucking time on the corner and think about it.
and think about it. Max wants them out, get them out! Five minutes! Stupid bitch. You bring me a volcano, bro?
I got you three of them. You let him know, Max. Get him. Don't even ask. Just construct. Love that.
You go fit it right in around here, man. Yes, Drill Sergeant. Yes, that's Sergeant.
degree why why i'm gonna do my next place hey oh mother fucker yeah you got my
okay no what you bitch
like to have a little latino do it though
hey mother fucker hey what are you doing mother fucker
all right guys we play blue game but blue game there's a lot of cheaters okay
so this oh there's a lot bro play hey you know what just play
anywhere where you want about i don't give a shit bro if that if that
organic gameplay is gonna be for the rest of the stream i'm good going to
the space port bro this is what i think this is what i think
the nicole gives us three two one ass blasted we don't play for when we just
run thoughts
yeah i'm all about my loot bro no i respect them
like i get it i won't be mad if you leave
it's this guy talking to me but i'm a lot better not be mad all you do is
He said he's being bossed me.
Yeah.
He's letting this motherfucker know no, no kids.
No dogs, no cats, no food.
OK.
You don't get that first.
I get that first.
Eagle, please, bro.
I knew you were going to do this when he joins, bro.
I'm sorry.
I won't get ass blasted next time.
What are you eating?
Bro, you got head shot at, bro.
You got three, bro.
He is eating.
He's not lost in the hole.
That's what I'm saying.
He said hit max.
You got it.
Can I eat? Can I not eat? I'm a nutrients. What are you eating, bro?
I'll eat.
Depends on what you're eating.
Excess sausage.
Yeah, you can say like that.
Yeah, that's good. That's good. I'll tell you, you're gonna say like sometimes a peanut
butter dick sandwich or something. I'll call you a fag.
I'll call you a fag.
I'll call you a fag.
I'll call you a fag.
Well, Max is 250 and a 5'8". So, I mean, you do the fucking math, you know what
I mean?
5'8".
That's a circle.
Why are you lying? What did I say about lying?
I'll grab back. I'll grab back.
face even the five get the bro I gotta get the engine going man Nikos that he's
being a little fucking pussyfoot you know cuz Max Holloway's in the call
this is not how you treat famous people bro famous people just want to be boys
man they didn't you know like you know gotta be a dick I'm not gonna tell Max
I'm gonna fucking kill him you know I'm not gonna say it but I might say
Max you played that again I got my gonna throw a jab Nikos being a
little bitch about it bro you know we're where's yeah three to one bro take it
out of our face thank you sit in my bad boss sorry boss won't make you look like
bad again boss thanks job
location
No, my dentist office just texted me bro. Oh my god. Holy shit. Max you go see the dentist
I'm no say what fuck man
Now I gotta cook it last time, but I didn't go for like 10 years, bros.
I didn't go for 8 years, I just thought, hey, you don't have to go anymore.
Not the same thing
We're gonna I brush the time today. Yeah, I'm just not for it. I go two times. I brush two times a day good brushings
The frosting bro is a thing that you think we gotta get the water pick man. That's what you got to get the water guy
Squirt the water between your teeth done
You go I lost my deadline mind roll. Oh
Oh, okay. I got one. I'm on me right now. Oh my god
Get back before we were really interrupted by our stream cybers over here. I was gonna show you our strategy
Just gonna pull me bro. They're banging out that it's a volcano you go please like it from begging
they're all crazy
that is a little cano
is that one? it's so dark bro
you got that one? go go go
One maximum, come on, maximum.
I'm here, bro.
The fuck in there?
There, right there.
That further, brother?
Yes.
Okay, blue hall in there in front of me.
I'm not coming up.
Bad name.
That one.
Up left side.
Got one.
I
Just got weak
You guys if you're a teenage this there's new team pushing by
I think more than for some reason. I don't know why 15 meters up in these guys
That was nice, okay. That was nice. I'm walling this I'm walling this
I can't wall it because the broken balls there. This game is great by the way
I was trying to call out hold on hold on now
where are you going?
I was trying to call out
another guy over there trying to call out
your mom is hacking
and she don't love you no more
keep trying to tell her man
you shut your bitch's up
Everybody
And
Bro, they were running up the loot in our bodies man our hard work
You should have a lot of heaven. Hey, yeah, bro. We're cheaters
We're cheating we're cheating we're cheating bro. You can have it. Yeah, Max Max take the camera take
Take this in this
They take this it's better on the ground
Take it all fuck take it all I need lighting on eco stop fucking around
I don't got any
I got a celebra out of shit thank you that much
Well, actually I actually have no that one at 105
I
What are you guys should I get you in the console now this is a Bobcat Bobcat and the Bobcat
You know the body there's a body is there more is there more the more I know that's all I got up a guy's body
Appreciate you gang
Max, you pick up those two Tetbis on the ground?
Yes sir.
Oh baby.
Oh baby, baby, baby.
Okay Maximo, come here where you get a chance, okay?
I got you.
I'm in.
I want to show you this.
It's the dumbest shit you're ever going to see but it's fucking hilarious.
I hear a monster. I'm down.
Okay, look look up
You see you see this
Yeah, okay, when they hit the zip line
They hit the pulse mine. Okay, and they just they fall down to their death push it. Yes every time
It's like fish traps like we're fishing and we set up traps and then what we do
Listen listen they get knocked and they're dead then they're on this planet. Can't crawl we use them
by help and people think that they can come kill us and then we get more fish
You guys are fucking assholes, all of you might be happy.
I can't lie, I think it might be over.
Yeah, we did get in late.
I think the game might be over.
I think we won this raid.
Good job team.
I
Want this for a lot of two
Max you can feed your cock now too. I don't know if you know about that
Yeah, I mean what is up with you and the boys talking about coffee
well because calm down because I was just saying that you could feed your
fucking rooster you know and then he'd give you processors but you weren't
talking about dick I'm not talking about dick I'm talking about cock rooster
rooster cock bird
I told you something about dick one time I see if you were catching up and they
Talking about my head my cranium so that's my skull
destiny guidance, okay
All right, we're out this way they coming sometimes we get reverse-ratted
Like they're in the stream, and they know we're doing this so they're doing this
Yeah, well organic super organic
That guy, that guy just fucking attacked you Nick, that was crazy.
You a bitch.
Wow, he's taking me.
You a bitch.
And he's looking at you with that, I was like, wow, bro, what are you gonna do like that?
Yeah.
I
You know max the problem with the world today is that people don't respect their elders
You're not old. I need to stop saying you're old
You're sorry, bro. That is bro. You're 35. You're not 55. This last year
When I was your age, Nico
Now was your age, brother. I was playing and my coaches was my age now
I was telling them don't die on me. We need to win world title
I'm like, yeah, I'm gonna be done on the old asses, because I need you, that's how it is, bro.
Do you remember when we were kids, our parents turned fucking 30, you remember, like, I remember
being like, wow, these people are old, now we're them!
Yeah, yeah, bro, that's exactly, bro, I'm not even lying, bro.
When I started training with this guy I was my team now I was 20 and he was 30 my coach and I was like holy shit
You know and now I'm down this agent. Nah, it's not that old, but it kind of is
Niko you you're laughing but me and Max in a couple years. We're gonna have graduated high school 20 years ago
I think about that, I think about that.
Bro, mines is in three years.
I'm upset.
In three years.
We're old, bro.
I don't care what anybody says.
Three years, bro.
In three years, I'm gonna be freaking my 28th fucking...
Oh my god, Max, in two years,
you'll have lived more after high school
than before high school.
Crazy that's crazy. You see what I'm saying bro. That's not actually crazy. All right quick game of chess
We gotta get you on there bro hold on keep keep
sell this
But the hardest part of this game is inventory
Yeah, it is
Did you do the things? I
I don't know what you mean, but yeah
Did you do the uh, did you do the um the freaking
Expeditions, oh, no, I got the three more pages you want to knock off some of yours if there's anything you just tell me
We can just get it real quick, you know
I'm chilling dude. This is fun. Just just watching you guys do work, bro
No, I mean
No, I mean
You can get some knocks here there
You can get some knocks
We played three games, I got one fucking knock and we're running above 50 guys bro
No, no, you put more deaths on one
You fucking might be cheating bro, holy, somebody clip me and Nick Murks is cheating
It's gonna be a fucking clip all over the internet right now bro
I'm calling you a cheater
I'm playing with you, it's crazy
Finally, can't beat him chose. Can't beat him John
I'm yeah, I'm using uh, Nico was that thing they use I'm using it SSD
That's not it I'm using a DMA DMA
Like I said your dumbest fuck dude your stupid life. That's a thing. Yeah, but like I'm not like at your level
Well, he checked me on IQ test. So I fucking cook you everywhere if we need to survive. You can't do anything. I could do everything, bro
I'm fast. I mean, I can't do anything you if we if we're out in the
Food every 10 minutes you're gonna die. Oh, I have
Yeah, he's just gonna be skinny. You look like a chronic
Yeah, his body can live off his body for two weeks fine, but I'm just gonna kill him and eat him
Yeah, we need not to kill him. We let him die and then we eat him
No, I don't want nothing to go to waste. Yeah, I mean
Yeah, true
So she he does come in clutch bro, you're saying he's worthless when you're actually gonna eat him so well
He's a piece of shit
Actually, yeah, we really have to well bro your 255 a we got to take you out. I'm not 5a. I'm not 5a
My bed, well you're 5-9 shit
Max max listen take yeah, let's do you post mine
I want you to place it. We're gonna turn you into a demon here take take take take. I'm right behind you
Take did it they take put in your quick use
Hey, Nico, show em' how.
Over here.
OK.
Oh, I'm going to watch over you guys.
Hey, he places both of them.
We're going to teach him.
I just placed one.
No!
It's the same way.
OK, here we are.
All right, ready to go.
Drop down here, go down the zip.
Drop on the second floor right here.
Right on me.
Yep.
Oh, yep.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're good, you're good.
It's okay.
It's easier going up and down, to be honest.
Over there.
I hit this scaffold.
You had to jump towards it.
Take one, you did?
Yeah, second one right here.
Got a crosswind.
Beautiful.
Put it on, put it on.
Hurry up team right here.
I got it, I got it.
And then we come down.
We just watch them come down.
Yep, Nick are you dead now? No max max. Stay right where it is like creepy up
Do you see him? Yes, you can see him hit the mine. There's a full team of three coming in
perfect
If I'm watching the wall dream and they're laughing at us and I look at his dick was it didn't go to fall for it
They probably are
It's okay. If you're in the stream. We're doing this do it for the fucking stream. We want to see this
Michelle Max we won't thirst you will rescue
Spider
They shot it out
Oh, they did the thing they did think other shit's happening. Okay. Yeah, Max. Get back in get back in get back in
No way
You knew bro
We are made up. Oh shit
Oh, you got railed
Yeah, that's interesting
You need walls to go out the stream
you love that shit like the video
we show you that that's you
okay okay we can't let's be friends
okay you did you did and I appreciate it
we did it yeah we didn't know alright take it back
yeah we didn't know it was you guys I thought it was bad guys
Yeah, I love you. Thank you
What work for showing that
You'll be able to hit the fight that we're showing max halloween how to do this. You know the UFC fighter
Oh shit, okay, there you go
That's max right there, bro in the flesh
What's up boys?
Tresco, Tresco
Hell yeah, you're a dog
Hey, thank you brother
That's it
I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it, that's watch
Yeah, put it on, put it on
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
No, no, no, no, no, no
Oh okay, yeah they already did it Max, they already did it
They already did it
You did it, you just brick with it, holy shit
They did it on this one, sweetheart
Max Max Max Max these guys these guys showed us this shit two days ago bro, okay, and we've been doing it every
We've been doing this shit every day we've been doing this shit every day
You know we're killing together real quick. Let's go together
Hello, we're just kidding we come in peace
Okay, that was a mistake.
I don't know what's seen as good.
I don't want to shoot you guys.
I don't want to shoot you guys.
Alright, two dead.
Two dead.
We're looking for the last guys.
Outside, outside, outside.
Outside.
Oh my God, it's a couple.
I don't need it.
Oh
These guys are no
Way on oh my god, I'm sorry
He's a freak.
What are you with this body of air?
That's what you meant.
Wigs, that bad.
These guys are poor, holy shit.
Uh, thank you, everybody.
Yeah.
Yeah, these guys are fucking poor.
Dude, I see the clips now.
Everybody does this strut.
Well, to be fair, you guys showed it on stream.
And then we...
We kept doing it.
You started it.
You started it.
Bro, I'm beginning.
Since that day, I check every time now.
Wait, wait, I'll be a-
AHHHHHH!
Come here, come here, come here.
Got one.
Watch out.
OK.
That guy, that guy, nice.
Two dead, two dead, two dead.
Two dead, two dead.
Hey, guys, get back to the top!
Two up now, two up now!
Just a little bit of goose.
Just a little bit.
One more, one more, one more.
I don't do it yes, we're teaming and we're cheating
We're using
It's got a strong attack yet, but what?
Motherfucker!
Right here, there need to be a few cables for him.
Well, I still appreciate you guys showing me that shit.
I still can't believe it, man.
Bamboozle, truly, like jaw-dropping experience.
I like how we kill them since we invented like one house on the street.
House on the street!
We didn't even make a streamer.
We didn't know what we were shooting!
You guys are the first guys that's not stream sniping us. Thank you
All right boys, we'll leave we'll leave you guys kill the rest of them. Wait wait wait actually wait
Yeah, we'll leave we'll leave with it. Come on. We out. We out. We out. We out. We out. We out. Yeah, we out, bro
DMA MCA
D-MAC CIA
HDMI!
Display port!
DPI!
Man, that's crazy. What is the odds you're running to that guy again?
They do this all day, every day on Bluegate.
playing bluegate we'll probably see them again there's a lot of cheaters on
bluegate too I can't lie I don't know what it is man it's going on those
times it's game by everybody like me
you're part of that community yeah I'm not gonna lie bro I almost murdered our
boy bro he was on the bike they almost killed me I was on the ground oh
Oh shit
You guys are so nice brother, I was gonna kill him
I was going to
This is kinda horrible...
The last one is quick, I've long-
Different...
He's taking control of me!
Can I actually animate?
Yeah, hell yeah.
Let's gooooo!
He knocked people out Nick!
What did he say?
Nick you don't like an anime bro. Oh, I love it
Did you kiss?
You want JJK bro?
No I do that one at PCK, I like PCK as well
The fuck is PCK?
No, this guy has been an idiot, this guy has been an alexa, this guy has been lying
This guy has been lying man
He got me
me
watch watch watch if I if I didn't live in me
I could do this
see I hit that shit did not max I hit the
fuck out of that
genie gang gang yeah
Nico now you want to be all quiet when
I do a little bit more you're here
kitten levels rising the weather but
he's not here but you want to think
cool when he's here you don't want
of your kitten? Okay.
you
you
you
you
you
I kind of hit that shit. It was pretty horrible, but it wasn't like, it wasn't like an absolute
abyss moira. I kind of hit it.
Okay. Okay, here we go. You see him on blue gate, okay? You see blue gate, you say okay?
Don't do me don't do me okay, don't do me
Max can you sing are you a good singer?
No, bro
Not at all. Come on. Can you see me? Yeah, I'm a burger singer. Can you give me a little something?
Let me hear. Let me be the judge. You're good. Let me hear. Let me
First you ask me second. Well, I'm a gentleman so you can go first
Ladies go first if you go
Insane young like singing I just sang my heart out on stream. I hit the vibrato
But you know it's like when you put her to volume up really high you can't really tell how bad you are just one of those things
Oh
Oh oh shit
Oh, oh, lead back girl you got a feed rack
Okay, we need control control control of the gearman stat
I
There's
Well, I'll put some water quick
They did it. They could already be down long. I'm not sure. They already did it. They already did the post.
They did it. They gotta be in the Raps then. They're in the Raps. No way they already did it.
It's their fault.
You want to back?
Let us do it!
We're trying to show them that you let us do it, bro!
God damn it, man!
Yeah, mother!
We need to show Max this one time.
We need to show Max.
I'm gonna stand there to watch it, bro.
Shoot the one that's up there, and then go hold it.
No, no, no, no, no, no!
I'm just watching.
Yeah, there's one.
I'm just watching.
Yeah, yeah, we just let him let him see it. We're trying to show him
No, we're no you're straight side
We're going space bar
I
Go I will fuck you wrong if you're good
Oh
on the postman so i'm dead in postman
well no but my bad i'm stupid bro i'm stupid
it's okay we accept you thank you
oh shit oh shit coming i'm coming wait no it's happening
either die or die or die i don't know who to help
max come back bro thank you my friend
Max, come here. No, no, no, no, no, no!
You're a little bitch, but I'm pulling you out of here.
What happened, bro? What happened?
You're pulling me out of here.
Wait, no, did you? No, no, no, no.
I, I, I swear to God, I swear to God I didn't do it.
I swear to God I didn't do it.
I swear to God I didn't do it.
I swear to God I didn't do it, bro.
No fucking reason.
Holy shit, bro. You just got off your 9 to 5. I'm so sorry.
Yeah, why are you so angry, bro? Huh?
Holy shit, you just got up to 95% or sorry brother
Guys, I was gonna res you
I'm gonna res you, just chill bro
Okay
Yeah right, stupid fucker bitch
We're res you, you dumb fuckers
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you
Thank you, thank you, thank you
Fuck you, dude
Thank you
No, no, no
No, no, no
I
Hoppy little bit of goop and uh ball sack bullet bill fuck almost man damn it
Almost had that I almost aced it
Oh shit
Hello my kid
Okay, you you guys leave this one the end of the next time we run into you we leave next one. Okay, you guys leave this one
We'll alternate. All right. Bye. Bye. Bye
My kids no no no I'm gonna let them stay I'm gonna let them stay you guys get it
Oh!
I know but you guys are you guys alive?
You're all alive right?
Max Max Max look up!
Oh my god they're gonna get it off there.
The spider!
The spider!
The spider!
The spider!
The spider!
The spider!
Here
Guys if you come down we won't kill you
Hello
We hear your mic a little bit if you come down we won't
I don't know who the fuck is that guy
We're gonna inch up, inch up, yeah
Goop, you gotta tell us what we're pushing
They said, they said, they said, they said, they said has the post-mine
Okay, no, don't go, come on way back, we're gonna inch up
Wait, they're fighting, there you go, go, go, go
Oh, he's mad at you, though
oh you mother fucker oh
I caught that
go go go go go go go go go go go go go go
they're fighting our boys
I hear you man
help help help help help help help help help
can you say can you say can you say
I cracked one you go back I knocked one
You knock you knock knock I'm healing yeah
Thank you
Yeah
I love you
Okay, Roger. Thank you. See you later
What's our boys fighting by that thing?
Is it okay?
What goes that?
I don't know. They're up here though.
Watch the rocket here.
Oh, it's on me I think.
It's almost shooting up to the false mines.
Okay.
Get in here, play in.
I don't know what happened.
We got people cut off the zips, Max I think.
Turn your ingame off.
He gave up.
Here he is.
I have a mind down there.
No, not mine, not mine.
He gave my golf, he gave my golf free.
He's imparted out.
He's imparted out.
Oh yeah.
Why is it on?
He's looking there.
He's about to run on me.
Oh
I
Have a close mind, but I'm thinking we all went
Oh wait wait top G. They're here top G. Are you here? I
Saw his bike right saw his bike. I think they're taking the extract
That's you on that tempest
Oh
That
Max what the fuck you said you said nico's better than me you said you pick nico
Niko been saving the shit out of our asses, but that's why I'm saying it
We're gonna play a lot brother. Okay. Okay. Let's bother you right. We'll serve but thank you. Thank you
Of course you do we're all good top G. Yeah, we're good. We're buttering up our teammate
Yeah, we
Rick hopefully soon brother
Buffalo filler Bonnie blue
Yeah, we've been we've been doing that don't don't worry I got started bringing
Okay, okay, oh you put it in there
you put them in the thing okay okay I'll fuck with that
all right boys we will be taking the train out of here all right love you
yeah good luck I'll see you boys on the flip
You see boys
Yeah, my fb s is so shit down here
Is it that's mine 270. Yeah. Oh, that's it. Oh, yeah
What is yours that Nick?
Like 200 211 even like 180 sometimes like not like down the tunnels. I don't know why oh
With that that wasn't in there left. No, I print on my proposes
Nick, careful.
Nick, over here trying to get butt shots.
I'm afraid of you.
Give you a foot to the face.
Oh, Bob.
Watch out, watch out, watch out.
I think I saw Rich just run right past the body.
That's great.
You're so funny.
You're so funny.
You're so funny.
You're so funny.
You're so funny.
I got a barricade off of him.
Hey Max, did you loot the three bodies on the side of the building?
Have we killed them?
Uh, yeah, it's free. It's free.
Okay.
It's free. It's free.
I think one of them has rense, I think.
I don't know.
I thought one did too.
Hit that.
I might have got downed. The other one is free.
Oh.
There's an aggro on the bug.
No, no, no. I heard a big boy.
Okay.
Jesus?
Yeah.
yeah it's accurate on the bug right
I do know you know see wait wait I'm me I'm me somewhere I mean somewhere
underneath come towards you guys rockets here
it's blind me
I'm in here bro. I'm leaving Nikki. Press it. Press it. Press it. Press it. I'm trying
it's not that impressive oh god the hell that was them that's why you can't
know you bitch wait was that that was it not them to go yeah somebody else but
they came after to help I think they're true teammates they really are
They really are I
I was close
Every man for them self on here, thank God we didn't because they're fucking
My bad Nico, fog man.
So you're good, I was confused I thought about it.
I was too.
I was like, yeah I've been too, by the way.
I thought about it as well.
Yeah so it makes it a little bit annoying when we get the friendlies.
I don't know what it's like.
I don't know who it is, yeah.
It's a little boozy topside.
All around us.
All around us.
Pick a look around.
I got you for three minutes three minutes of play time
Hey get down from there
What are you doing?
You recall long ago
Okay, yeah, I gotta go pee-pee. I don't know why I'm saying pee-pee
But I gotta go take a little fucking wee-wee
From my pee-pee
RP macho man RP macho man legendary get back
I need you, I need you right now Yeah, I need you right now
So don't let me, don't let me, don't let me down I think I'm losing my mind now
It's in my head, darling, I hope That you'll be here when I need you the most
So don't let me, don't let me, don't let me down
Don't let me have you
No, no, don't let me have you
No, no, don't let be
No, no, don't let me
Okay, look at this side
So I have a whiteboard in the in my office. They don't really use too often, but
But look at my wife
She's really putting up a fight even I mean I like she's putting up a good fight. I can't lie
Damn
I
Come on
Guess you know what happened was that I I
Have the apps on my phone now, so she knows if I if I really want one. I just gonna order one
But I mean
Oh, nice shit, nice shit, nice shit.
How much do you miss rust?
I'd rather die.
Man, I'm not talking about any of the game.
Like I actually die.
Put your foot down and get your damn chili dog.
I don't know if I really wanted to avoid it, but.
She's really trying to keep me alive out here, bro.
I sure you know your lady loves you, bro.
come on baby come on baby
What's up, friendo? Well, it looks like there's a matriarch nearby.
If you're crazy enough to square up to it, you better keep an eye out for his little babies.
They ain't exactly harmless like the other ones. You catch my drift.
Oh
Maxim oh you out on the ocean like every day or like right at the beach
I
Mostly weekends, bro. What's the weekends?
I've decided to stay
We are we you know in the little man that he's old enough now to do where he's not eating the sand anymore, which is great
I'm sure you're sure you went through that
yeah yeah I can't tell you how many times we go and he just puts a whole
thing in the sand in his mouth and I'm like dude what are you doing
Oh
That's gotta learn
What are you shooting from up?
Yeah
Yeah, yeah, I focus on one I focus on one focus on one of us. Yeah, and one's in the tower. Yeah
But he's trying to get at me need a job welcome welcome welcome
We're not shooting over you can't see it really off the side
Oh top tower top tower to
I think he's in there.
Top tower shooting here.
Yeah, that's a thing.
I'm talking.
Just drop in boys.
And then we go kill this.
Are you still up or is that them?
I'm down there.
Hey, let's go kill this guy in the top tower.
Tower okay, I'm a one-way shield. I'm going
You're annoying as fuck you can go I can keep it for you. All right, go go right now
Oh, how is that?
Oh, he fell inside where we dropped him.
I'll go get that.
Let's do it then, Max.
Yep, pretty on it.
Another team in the smoke.
Here, where's one smoke?
Where you going, bitch?
Damn.
You're going nowhere!
Niko, I snapped up in there, I thought it was you, bro.
I'm looking face to face with this guy. I'm like, holy shit.
Uh, nice, I got a new opinion.
Yeah, he's kind of, I don't know what the fuck he's doing.
He's got a snapbook out of his ass, max, I can drop you one.
Yeah, nice, come here, let me, let me, uh, give you this snapbook.
And what you should put this in your safe pocket
And then when you get back you just keep an inventory and then we'll get your stuff to heal it too
We're gonna get your power rods and stuff like that
come over to you
take this
take this
take this
get big ol' get big ol'
get fat ol'
okay
I don't know about you guys
it's a really bad fight
but I hate you
I see that
yeah I do too
but I need to get out of the upper foot
I feel like we killed a lot of people.
Did you loot the guy on the right?
I only looted it? No.
Come on, come on, come on.
Yeah, right here in the open.
One down. One twice.
Got three times.
Got the other guy.
One.
Come on, Jeff.
Nice, nice. I'm going.
Got the guy, the guy, once.
I'm running at this shit.
Okay, okay, okay.
I can't see
Oh, he's actually on this fucking close one. I got the reenact maybe I did
Don't be able to focus and push it up behind me
Yeah, my bad. I didn't push it.
Oh, uh, care for my spirit for you?
There's a, there's a team right behind you.
Right there.
Push to the car, he's kinda looking for you a little bit.
I'm gonna try to crawl to you.
He's moving, I guess, a wall now.
What you got, bro?
Um, crawling towards you, I'm in the middle of the road right now.
Oh, fucking flame guy behind me. When the fuck did you get up behind me?
I think I'm trying to get underground, and then he can just come first.
can help me again I can't right over the road
Max I'm full safe on me
Roger, come here, play you, play you
Trying to lock these guys for you when I see them
This one's totally on me, I fucked up, I should have said that
I
Didn't know you didn't tell you
Come on coming coming coming this guy this guy's kind of hiding on the ground
You fooling you
that's
what a lot of you shooting me
that's
you know i'm trying to go i'm trying to i don't know this fucking piece of shit
man
go southwest go southwest
for all the way that big tunnel that i learned
where is it
i'm in the tunnel it goes up and down so that's not what i thought it was
red building. Alright there. Alright there. Alright you heal up, you're good. Take your time man.
Alright where we go there's teams huh? Nice.
We're pushing you, you're gonna be right around to the corner to your left.
he ran late
no he's just waiting for his team to get to here
maybe he did it on a wire
then there he is you see him
I don't see him there
at the end of the road crossing up the ramp
yeah see him yep
you're good I think he might be able to
little like tunnel entrance right there yeah yeah that's where you can go back
here yeah that's where you can go get in there keep you trying to get to that
that's for the fucking Houdini on that guy there's a team above me okay I don't
know what they're doing but they're running they're running around they're
probably have a stream on fucking with the clocks out I'm gonna keep crawling
you. Yeah, keep on doing better.
Look at that. You're my savior.
Yes.
Okay, now we have to get this move back.
Matt, follow me.
I don't know if I'm killing these motherfuckers.
Yeah, they're really bad.
The team behind us are really bad.
I think they're pushing Matt's team right now.
and
cat a fucking such a dry doggy
you did a job
coming
on four
I got a guy above me, two levels here. Red suit.
You see him?
Nice to meet you.
Hey, where are you running me?
You guys, they're pushing me hard.
Oh shit.
I see.
Oh what's flying at you. I hit him once.
Oh.
Nice.
That's riding that guy. Somebody else open you.
Nice. Nice.
Nice.
Did you get any more? Nice.
They shooting from the top.
Those guys are crazy.
kill these motherfuckers that's on me
check what the full rail outfit is gonna have a sample kind of a rest
got a nice sample for a...
the guy shooting from the top row just heads up though
give you a wall to play okay
there
one full
I'm a full kid is this motherfucker
Okay, Max listen, I'm in the position myself so these guys come down
You can only hit me from the top right there, right? Yeah. Oh, yeah
What the hell give a bear kid from max so you can let that bother fucking I they're coming down
They're coming down. I will do that there. We'll do that there. We'll have to kill these guys first
I had two barricades but I don't think we're gonna do that.
I think you should play that headie, like till he plays that, or Max should play that
headie.
I almost cracked all three.
They all came down Max.
all on the
like snap story
where you shoot max like they all they are
i'm gonna kill one
nice shooting is no games, let them get comfy
what's up?
i guess you max for flash
here guys, go ahead and hit the side ladder
they come
max they're pulling up baby
I'll talk to you in a minute.
Are you at?
Are you at?
Yep, he's got a free knock right here.
I'll probably knock this guy in a T-N-A-D.
I'm gonna get him.
Right there, guy!
Got him!
Nice, nice, nice.
Last one to be open.
He has to jump off the railing.
Another team another team over you fuck good good. I'm fucking I'm gonna fucking get in here, bro. I'm fucking
No, I can't leave.
That was a headshot on him, so he's on the peak.
Anything but training and sketch off.
Sheard broken.
Nick!
Nice!
One more.
I'm down there.
Nice people, one more.
Nice, you're just the best.
Nice.
That's good.
Aye, Nicky.
Call it.
I got it, I got it, yeah.
Yes, sir.
See you later!
Asshole!
See you later, assholes!
Oh my god, bro.
We're here!
We're here!
I'm back, Nico.
I was a bad push off me man.
I was a good push.
I was a good push.
I hit the shots.
Bro, I went so far in there though man.
I gotta feel that.
I sent that motherfucker.
I can't lie.
Sometimes you just gotta.
Sometimes you just gotta.
I'm just gonna take it raw.
You were good.
You calm down.
I
Said
I got a little sandy right there didn't I I saw it all the day but the side in there no froggy
It's good really good
Do you like it? Yeah, okay
Okay, I got plus minds those little ammunition and we're channeling
How we do not lose maximum I can bring you whatever you need baby
Anything you need the shop is open you worry
I
Got it got it got it got it cool
I'm hungry to chest a candle candle matter. Hell. No can't don't matter can't don't matter
Can't do so bad boys
By the way, man, you know, I see people talking about deep dish pizza all the time. I think it's really overrated them
Like I don't even really think it's pizza. I think it's like it's good. I eat it
You know, I'm not gonna say no, but
It ain't a pie man. That's that's
That's a what's a lasagna or something man. It's not even a fucking
Some people actually will look you in your eyes and tell you that they prefer it that way
They didn't crispy right
I
Do like Detroit style some of the square the Jets pizza squares really good
Yeah, make sure you show max from love today man
I mean obviously a legend in the UFC game and shit, but
He streams over there on kick. I don't know if you guys got kick, but if you do
Pull up on him. Show me a little love from the M-Fam, baby. We got one of the best communities
in the world, man. Come on. Show me a little love, bro. Tell me fuck with you. Good luck
on your next fight, man, you know? The real BMF, man.
Hey tinfoil Tommy, you let me give the orders, don't touch my fucking drum set, right?
Don't put your nut sack on my drum set!
What do you know about BMF hey Pat? What do you know? You know nothing about BMF I know a lot
What are you fucking now?
You're doing nothing!
Hey Max, don't kick me in the head, but whenever you're ready.
You know what I mean?
Whenever you're ready, buddy.
No, no, whatever you're ready.
It's there, brother.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
I was being, I was being, I was seeing my inventory.
I was making Max and Gills.
Gills, but I'll scoop the leg man. I'll do a single one through a double right now. Oh
My gosh, you lost my last place
Hey, bro, you wish I'm you lose so many you you can't be the best forever
but you can bro you're the best control player forever holy shit
Diko you hear him?
You hear that?
That's right.
Know your place in the 90s.
Know your place.
Know your word.
In the 90s.
Know your place.
Roll out!
I'm gonna say Gears of War Nick is diffie.
Oh I saw those clips that you were playing.
Not the one that was a couple streams ago that was nasty.
Oh, we played Gears of War remastered just recently.
He also got it.
Yeah, I know, I got it.
We're going to get you at the new Gears of War.
It's coming out this year.
Right, new one.
Is it going to be on PC?
I think so.
PC, Xbox, right?
Yeah, I'll play it if it's on PC.
Damn, did you get the Xbox app on your PC?
That's how we all played.
It's fine.
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah, I'm done for that.
Did you ever play Gears of War or no?
Yeah, I played Gears of War a little bit.
Okay, okay
Cuz it's a little bit different than like most most of shooters we play
It's good fun chainsawing guys is it was the best thing ever oh my god run up to him chainsaw
Bro the first time I'm not talking to them that shit in my room issue. She had a fucking heart attack, so
I'm gonna change sawing two locusts
I'm not allowed on your screen
What the fuck are we doing in here man? Oh mama's here to work
Oh man, that's funny.
I look at you now, bruh.
Come on, mom!
We made it!
It's dirt.
All planned by design.
Ah, if any of you let me hang out on the fucking old man.
Ah, here you are.
Hey, thank you for the reshout, man.
Bevin's thank you, red thank you, angela thank you, neo thank you, tj thank you, liam thank you, liver, dumley, cruise, trash.
a little skank for all that, man.
Clearly.
Looking for makeshift structures with blue tires.
Palapeno poppers.
Anything with cheese, anything with cheese, anything?
You can say cheesy footballs and I'm like, yeah, okay.
Sounds good.
Any cheese?
You going hard duty?
Yes sir.
Are you going to the fight this weekend, Mickey?
I'm going bro, I'm going. Me and Pops.
Oh hell yeah.
It's close by in Miami so when it's a Miami car we always try to go.
How far is it from this block?
It's only a couple hours.
Easy.
Hey, that's awesome.
Yeah, easy.
So we'll go there, we'll spend some time in Miami too, but we love Miami.
It's always fun when we go so we'll spend a couple days there.
Get some good food.
Oh yeah.
I'm sure it'll be a lot more fun if you were fighting by a lie.
Yeah, we gotta get out to the next one.
Hopefully we can, hopefully the next one in Vegas, that'll be fun.
Vegas cards is always the funnest.
Oh, God.
I see you guys in the blackjack tables.
Come on, baby.
I ain't about that much to the hand, brother.
Are you in your fight? Okay, you do all your work?
And then and then we go and we go to the track tables
I'm in but I'm not throwing them, but I've been
I lose everybody all their money every time I throw them man. It's the worst
You gotta get the girls to throw them, but I don't know what it is. Everybody's now
Okay, I'm in
Yeah, they opened the door.
I'm a drop balcony.
What now?
What now?
Oh, he's an idiot.
Nice.
What is he doing?
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hey, what's up with that?
Where are they?
You're muted.
Can't be.
I got one.
Can't be.
No, not the other one.
I think this one fell out of my time.
Down, this one down?
Yeah, I focused the one down and you got the guy up top.
I don't know where the last one is.
I don't know where the last one is.
You know what I'm saying.
I ran.
Looking camping, he said.
What the hell, he said.
How can he go down?
I'm just dragging it all over him.
You just rubbed that shit
What are you bitching about bro you lost your fucking cattle what the hell
All right, I'll get this lit up there those guys
I wish you treat me like that's crazy
I did
Chanel take you shopping do what you want
We should go in your...
When it rains in Horses.
When it rains in Poles?
She's like the way that her...
Billie Jean, Billie Jean.
Billie Jean, Billie Jean.
What's your feel like, Nick?
The question you gotta ask yourself is...
Do you like Nick?
Oh, okay.
What?
Oh, God damn.
Yeah, hell happened.
He tried to hit in the, tried to be an athletic.
Let me see, OK, yeah.
You go, Razzmy, go over here right now.
Yeah, Razzmy's eating food too, you know.
Razzmy, go over here right now.
Razzmy, you can't get shit right now.
All right.
One and done.
This thing right here?
One and done.
No, gotcha.
One and done.
OK.
You want to talk shit, right?
You're gonna be 200% proud, you want to talk shit?
Here they are right now!
Where you going?
I think you can hit it from that height.
Come to the corner.
Danger by the container storage.
What are you doing right now, bro?
Go on, I'm going.
Are you stupid?
What are you eating?
Me too.
Ooh.
Eat us, I'm good.
One minute.
Hit that shit.
Right here?
Yeah, you won't.
By the container storage.
Can't hit it.
Can't grab on there, you're on too fast.
whatever you're ready because
we're all waiting for the apology to come on. I'm not
apologize. I you to call me an athletic and then you can't
do it. I'm gonna hit it. Yeah. I'll see if he's we can't call
him on. Why are you calling? Why are you calling my skin? Huh?
Are you talking about the top side? Let me hit. Well, you got
like a little toy on your back, bro. Little pink, little
big toy fucking freak like the way it was Max I'm sorry Max good try that's
good try brother oh but you can't grab that okay okay kids got motion that's
actually crazy though I feel like I should have that from my face touch the
How did I not get decapitated there?
No way you're rockin this skin, Nick. God damn it. Wait, what skin am I rockin?
Did I fuck up?
Let me see your skin, Nick. Let me see your skin.
Lay my foot.
Oh, I know why you got your under your canceled cuz there is no way you're running around with that
I thought that was your head brother. That's crazy
Nick is crazy
Yeah
I only noticed it now and they got no idea what the fuck.
It's a war paint!
What?
They get sure.
Whoa.
OK, so when Mel Gibson runs in play parts, all good.
But now that I'm running on our graces,
it's a fucking problem.
I think you guys are racists.
That's what I think, bro.
Papa Downey Jr. does it.
OK.
Papa Downey Jr., bro.
Hi there.
Nice to meet you.
It's OK.
You've been with me during this time.
Oh, my god.
Yeah, I think we're all in here.
When Nick Merck does it, it's a bomb.
Druski has a little laugh. Everything's fine.
Oh, tell that to us.
Sorry, sir.
Sorry, Master. Master has given Dobby a sock.
Master has presented Dobby with clothes.
I
Thought it was here. I'm gonna keep going. I think it might be up all over the top. Let's just go fight here
Yeah
Unless you see him you see him. I haven't seen shirt
You know say you know say you know say
Oh
There might be another team above us, I think they were fighting somebody
I
Snap to the roof
Are you snapping dirty we can't I'm trying to figure out what's going on you you can't you can't go on
Where are we checking out their backs is going
I don't see anything up there
I think I heard fire.
That's you.
Help, stop.
There probably was a hatch. I see a big hatch.
What?
Nothing, I must fell.
Maybe they're ratting below? I don't know.
Over here.
I don't know, I'm getting a little spooked out!
I shot us in the ditch.
I'm out of here, Maximo, I'm out of here.
Fuck this place.
We'll go back to the shots behind me.
Mark?
That's Max.
You got to hit it so you go up to the...
Oh you did, you did!
Yeah, you like that?
No!
Oh, top red.
Our side?
Yeah.
Last one.
I got two.
it's mad bro nice
he's mad at us
i'll be mad at us
i am running at this bro
would you knock him from right corner max
uh...
uh... front right or front left
like right here
right right
yeah i'm gonna go i'm going left
far left keep on shooting I'm looking at they're running they're running they're running they're running
outside the track someone's probably a check I just got the extract maybe a friend
gotta hear it I'll double check
pack them again jump it off he's fucking wild
Yo, I know business down there!
Headshot, buddy.
That the guy over there?
Yeah, I'm on the X-Shark, yeah.
I'm gonna fucking go kill him, bro.
Okay, these guys left this place?
Yeah.
Yeah, I think they dropped out the backside of the roof.
I'm gonna have this guy on the X-Shark.
Oh my god, nice.
Yeah, I can't see him.
This lobby is just running, bro.
I'm gonna try to cut off the team.
Are you sure this team was on the roof, isn't it?
Oh, back right, bottom red.
You're right.
I
Can
I only saw 200 I didn't tell you I had to in the roof your boy leave you bro
I didn't leave everything yet. I don't think so.
So, there's actually a doll of water.
Where'd they go, Nick?
Got a floor?
Yeah.
Damn.
Damn.
Hey, Hulk, for real.
Hulk ain't playing around.
The bill's gotta get paid!
Look, they made a little gun pile.
Little all the way out.
Where's the gun pile? I don't see it.
Share. Share.
Oh, it's on Nico, right? Share? Share?
Share is here, Max. Take your pick.
project no no no no go to my shop here you know if I got it right now or the
shit I don't know what you want. Anyhow, here's a volcano in there. Here's a
let me see where you're gonna drop here drop this to herbies take this take
this
heels
shocker yeah
i dropped this too
yeah i'm gonna drop one more thing bro
i'll pick all this up don't you worry
Got you
Take that that
Oh shit nigga this came to me sighs me up what a mother
I
Came straight to my face. Hey, how you doing?
So watch back he definitely he definitely go to the dentist for a couple years to
All broad and he definitely
But wasn't you telling me that is that don't then like it was a baby. Oh, yeah, it's that he's guts
Oh
Wow your dad's a dentist cool, bro. You don't have to second-ever pain
Yeah, the big
Bullshit
One visit was like free and the other ones you're on a package deal with your dad's a dentist
That's crazy. Well, holy if you're adopted you go. How big is your dad is your dad's?
something or he's sure and balled okay so how the mailman look definitely not
be charged I agree that's what I'm talking about that your dad is short
doesn't doesn't you don't please check up bro you're getting bamboozled right
now bro no free cleaning what can I dare you huh okay
why that's a doctor I never paid for my visits
We've only been here a couple weeks you haven't been bad yet.
Tell you don't get bad.
I believe you can do it.
I
Hate when I'm chewing beef jerky
And I get like a bony piece or something you know
Like that shit be happening there every now and again
It's not how you drew it up man, but it but it it happens
I love beef jerky too is one of my favorite snacks
But as a beef jerky con sewer
You just accept that that's the way it is you're gonna get a couple weird things every now and again
You know
This right here, what is this?
Look at that.
Fuck it, that's actually a bone.
Dude!
Fuck, you can't see it.
Later!
It was blurry, yeah.
A fingernail!
Oh, it might be, it could be.
Yeah, like a fucking
Yeah, job beef drink is expensive it is it is yeah. Oh, yeah
Currently booping.
Oh, Nico, are you?
Okay.
I'll tell me when you're ready.
I'll just queue up.
Thank you for letting me know, Papi.
Enjoy your shit, bro.
I hope it's like a one wiper.
Champions, have you ever taken a boop and not wiped?
Because you know you didn't need to?
Or is that sentence in itself crazy?
One wiper
Champions if you were taking a poop and not wiped because you know you didn't need to
Or is that sentence in itself crazy
Never
Yeah me neither that's crazy I would have fuck would do that
So, your cycle's out there, Chad.
I mean, like, weirdos, man.
You can fuck.
So nasty.
So gross, man.
Don't call me mudbutt.
you
you
you
you
you
But I know I will take you every step of the way
And I will always love you.
We'll always love you.
I
Let's get this straight people
Memories max yeah
I'm taking with me
So good
He's gonna practice, he's gonna practice that, that, that, that, you know, hoogie.
The what?
Your note.
You know, the notes are holding that, that.
It's, It's like, you seem pretty good and you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you.
It's how you sound, dude.
No, that was because I eat popcorn, bro.
That's why.
Okay.
No, seriously, scratches on my throat, so I can't do proper notes.
except for scratching your throat that's the you problem but I don't want to know
listen it doesn't gotta be like that it's just popcorn max okay it's not no
gay shit nothing wrong will be a gay okay nothing wrong with it not in it
but I'm just saying I'm not okay it is not a popcorn scratch my throat so I
can't sing cuz my throat was hurting guys even
I'll catch you even back
Equal why are you where do you?
Niko I can't oh what the hell I can't believe this guy give a shit about watching anime and he's over here not running up
Because he's having a fucking karaoke set on our time because I was doing because he gave my chat told me to stall
Cuz he was pooping so I stalled and I had to sing him a song
That's don't be mad because I can sing and you fucking care you can't sing can you fight?
I can't think right now. I can't think well, you are correct
Watch the enemy bro give anime shop
No, no JJK is good, but right if you wanted to get into it, you need to watch
Oh solo leveling bro
They're fighting out low too, bro
What is that?
Well, he's getting that guy out there. I'm trying to shock them over here. I'm going bro
Don't they go for it. They're going for it. Welcome
I don't know what's going on down low, but there's some shit going down, bro
Okay, come on. Come on. We gotta go over here anyways, bro. It's better
Our boys are our boys are playing so they might have the mines so don't get got
I'm primarily talking to you, Nico Max. I already know you have the awareness of a God
But this guy Nico man is kind of fucking stupid to be honest to be fair. They had the bottom over here, bro
I might say to
I have this.
I think it hit me here.
It won't matter if it puts you back.
Okay, I got mine.
years we'll get you get yours bro are you afraid of heights or something are you
lagging
I'm not really replace replay you know I'm I don't have a mind okay I got a guy
Okay, be careful if they set up this way, they probably...
Nico.
That's close.
I'm getting pissed off!
I'm getting pissed off!
That's all the way to the right, to the right.
I got behind some sheep.
Don't move! We'll go.
I'm looking, I'm looking.
What do you see?
I'm one.
No, all the way?
You sure?
All the way.
With you with you with you
Door
oh yeah oh yeah max they have the fire shotgun
they're in here right where we got them
where are they you ain't scaring shit
go back to the lobby you ain't crawling back to the lobby here
giving us that loot first boy
wall here nice
I'm good. I'm good. This guy was looted. This guy was looted. Oh, my god.
So much in the ding-a-ding.
Oh, yeah, definitely.
That shit.
I know you need it.
I need it too, man.
We're going to go kill that big Batista.
You have it out on you?
I do, I do.
Well, let's go get him.
Well, let's get him then.
But you need to bash him.
Let's hope we don't cover him!
Oh, hey, there's one on the fucking stairs.
I got it. Literally got it.
Hold it, sir.
Yeah.
Y'all must've forgot!
I'm not happy, Bob.
I'm not happy.
Why are you unhappy?
Ask me why, Bob. Be specific.
I'm doing great little baby can run
One thing takes that you know what what deadline
All right put a mine next to me if you can cover the boys I'd appreciate that
got you got your mind they come down there the stairs right there they'll be
boss you can get free kill
I need a little bit of blue shit, I ain't gonna lie to you
I ain't gonna lie to you, I'm gonna lie to you dawg
of
the three parricades
on a part of the
I'm getting kidded, I'm getting kidded, I'm getting kidded.
Would you have the big cores?
I got one.
I have four.
I'll give you one.
Give me one, yeah.
So we can make it even.
An arc orbiter is on the roof.
Pleasure to be with you.
Oh shit, you're the fucking lobby.
All right, we got a funny guy in the lobby.
Holy shit.
We got a funny guy in the fucking lobby.
Holy shit, dude.
Thank God he's the bathroom already.
Holy shit, that would have been all over the gaming chair, bro.
I love my kitten's gamey chair.
I love my little kitten's chair.
You like that, though, Loki.
I'll have to buy her a new one.
What's that?
Your Tier 3 DKIN?
It's nowhere.
I'll buy your Discord Nitro for you.
Discord Nitro!
You love making fun of Discord!
I'm a Discord admin!
How does?
Are you a Discord admin?
You can, I'll take care of you.
Actually, I'm on private channel.
We can hop in there for you, man!
Bro...
Max is a demon too, so what he wants to animate is that cringe yet is it's okay
No, it's fine. No, it's not. No, it's all good. He's still
You get past that
Like you know all that like you know weird shit and then you watch out watch out watch out
I hope he die yeah this guy does it like anime kill him space Jesus
I'm telling you, bro.
Oh, you just gotta watch certain enemies.
Okay, well, to be fair, the only-
You what?
Do you watch Dragon Ball Z?
When I was 10, it was incredible.
I loved it.
Hey, Pokemon.
U.S. Pokemon anime.
No, I don't watch it now!
Dickhead!
Right, why would you not watch it now?
Go teach your son Pokemon and Dragon Ball Z, bro.
I would love that.
Well, hold on. Is it the Incredibles anime?
That's just a pre-Disney movie.
Animation.
I think it's an animation.
And yeah.
No, that's just a little kid movie.
Oh, bro.
You're watching an animation on screen.
Oh, we go chill, chill, chill, bro.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, bro.
You're 5'11 and Nick is 5'9.
No, oh my god, the anime buff is here, sir.
That's crazy.
He's 260 fucking pounds.
You glazed over that one!
I'll take being 5'11 to 160 pounds over being 5'8.
Let's gooooo!
Yeah!
You're 580 me right now bro.
You know what? I hate MMA and I hate you.
I hate MMA too brother.
I don't know why people like this shit.
You're crazy.
I said MMA but you know what we can go with MMA too.
I hate that dude.
I hate that dude.
Who likes being punched in the face?
Nah you!
You definitely like it.
I know you do.
I definitely like it. I know you do. You definitely like it.
You're one of those creepy guys, man.
You're one of those sick fuckers, you know what I mean?
He gets hit and he's like,
Yeah! Fuck yeah!
Just, just bleed!
He likes it, man. I've seen it in his eyes.
I can see it in your eyes, you're angry.
Upset at me cuz I don't like fucking anime bro. You should you should you should try try solo leveling girl
I actually think you'd like so lovely
Actually, I feel pretty confident you're probably gonna like
If there was somebody on earth to give me to watch this shit again, it might only be you only
Oh, you watch you watch one of the fucking worst ones where you know
watch that shit what it is bro attack on titan sucks because the main characters
die bro like it's crazy like you get so hooked on someone and then he just dies
I don't know where I'm like what the fuck is this animation yeah yeah yeah attack
at them my wife did my wife is a type of titan lover bro but I should watch
this yeah okay but okay but they're fucking little kid cries for nine
episodes bro come on man yeah he's like his gun
I know his mom got hit and that's really sad, but he cried for nine episodes.
He didn't even know, bro. He didn't even know.
I mean, you can't, you can't, you know, you don't even know.
Yeah, yeah, I don't know.
I didn't let it get to the point that you could do it.
You're fucking heartless. It sounds like you wouldn't cry for your mother. That's
crazy.
Oh my god.
That's fucking crazy.
I would fucking cry for fucking ever, bro.
Nine episodes, boy.
You cannot make an exception for nine episodes, bro.
You're a fucking piece of shit.
That's good.
No, no, Max is an internet guy, bro.
He's a rage-maider.
He's so good at it.
Wow, he's one of us.
This is not real.
That's great.
That's great.
Why is Max Holloway good at this bro? This is so annoying.
That's crazy, bro. This guy just straight up told us, Jack, that
this guy was crying for fucking nine episodes because his mom got with the bar.
Who cares? I guess he doesn't love his mother, bro.
Say that.
You swear that that didn't get annoying at some point.
We were like, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
The whole time.
To be honest, to be honest, that's most enemies, bro.
It's like, it kind of prolongs it.
That's why you got to watch Total Leveling, bro.
Like when he fights the fucking boss, he fights the boss and the episode and he kills them in like five minutes
He's like fast, but you get over it and you gotta understand. Oh jazz jazz. He's speaking. He's speaking
We are you guys should watch that?
So little is really good, bro. You're gonna you know, you're gonna like so love I guarantee you're gonna like so lovely, bro
Well people are telling me their dad died back in January 22 and he's still crying. I'm not guys. I'm not saying
I'm so sorry for whoever lost whoever okay I feel you man okay, but I'm saying that in the anime for nine episodes straight
He was just weeping, okay, and that makes me a piece of shit. There's so be it dude
So be it. I thought it got annoying, you know, and I don't know what the little kid in God of War was crying about
But he cried too long too. I think it's a theme when little kids cry for doing amperes a little straight
I think I'm out. I don't watch that
Wow, this is our guy
Guys got fucking mfm tag in his in his twitch. Wow. This is our guy
Chad, this is who we decided this is the guy
I
Love it. Yeah, I'm just giving content of the clever bro
Anime sucks everybody who makes it their life and their API hacks and screams
Slurs in the mic as they game
They're all cheaters and losers yeah, brother
But to watch anime you can't say this give give solo bro. It's so lovely sucks. I apologize
I apologize because I'm pretty I'm pretty sure that's probably gonna get you to anime. It's cuz it's so fast-paced
Are you know joke no joke Nick are you collecting Pokemon? Please tell me you're collecting Pokemon cards right now
No, no, no brother. You're missing it, bro. It's a boom in right now. It's woman. Are you been collecting?
It's boom and I've been picking up. Yeah, I've been picking up some some cards here and there, bro
I don't think that's cringe like I think that's cool brother. I tell you this much, bro
I I literally bought a card bro. That was like
$300 and like two weeks later. It's like a thousand bucks now. I call
It's crazy right, bro. I bought a card. I bought this card. I don't know. I mean
We got I got it. I gotta see if it's a private sale anything
But then my collector app if I can it said it's this much, but I bought a card for a thousand bucks
Oh my god, man, holy shit 30k right now, bro. It's insane. You need to get the Pokemon
So you got like a whole like a binder and a whole thing if you have to you all this I
Have I don't collect too much rolls. I have some rolls though
But I got like there's just app called collector, bro
You can go look and if you look for my name at bless me may you can see my collection that I upload it
Oh, it's like PSA. It's like PSA's and stuff
PSA 10s and stuff you get really good cards. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
No, I don't I don't hate on that at all. I think that's fucking awesome. I think that's cool
It's like a fun little game, you know your old you know your old bro
You do you have your old Pokemon cards? Oh, I saw them on eBay was 12, bro
I know I
You probably would have been sitting on a gold mine right now. I had everything bro
I had everything holographic all fucking perfect Pokemon. It's great big binders full
Some weird creepy dude came to my house and bought him for me my dad
Yeah, that weird creepy dude is probably your neighbor now because he fucking sold all of it
I was creepy
haha yeah this is fucking Ferrari ain't creepy though is it?
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
damn man, that's hilarious bro
well man, jeffmax is such a fucking nerd, but he's like a killer it's so funny
what do you think of it, believe it or not, dropping this is a placeholder until I'm on my computer to give subs
oh my god, holy shit, he's a fucking legend jeff
what a legend bro, 30k for a car is what I'm sayin man
People really spend that kind of money on Pokemon cards, huh?
Wow.
Okay, you guys buy Pokemon cards like that, no way.
Not the spawn we want.
But it's the spawn we got.
It is, isn't it?
Slide left, slide left.
We're gonna kill these little drones.
There you go.
Run it up!
Run it up!
We are gonna do up downs until blue!
Until blue is no longer tired or thirsty.
You were about to get downed, what the hell is that guy got a heart on for you, literally?
He's telling me to stop dude.
I know.
What is his problem?
He's telling me to stop.
Why don't you shut up your friends?
Yeah.
I like it a bit.
I swear.
See?
And he stopped.
See?
He just hit that.
He stopped.
He did.
He did.
Like a changing or anything.
Oh, bro.
Wait, it's red.
It's probably red behind us.
15 miles.
Take it to our zips.
Free loot.
I forgot to bring it.
I got it.
I got boring.
I can't read.
I forgot the wires.
Just one trip to Big Red to get you right.
Feed your chicken, get you some wires.
Yeah.
Someone doesn't love his chicken.
We got a guy who doesn't love his mom,
and then our guy doesn't love his chicken.
He doesn't love his mom.
He's crazy.
By the reinforced perception.
I don't need you.
Mom, if you're watching, I love you.
I think I don't know what I'm talking about.
I'm gas latching.
Oh, they already opened the door.
I might have done the thing. Watch out.
Oh, they didn't do it.
They didn't do it? They didn't do it.
I don't have a postman though.
I got it, I got it, I got it, I don't care.
We do gotta be careful, I'll be all the way down low.
Can't be.
Should wait till we hear some shots.
It's just chill like fuck it.
They little gargoyles.
Okay, go halfway and sit.
I'm gonna fall. Oh my god. Oh
shit. Oh shit. Oh shit.
I'm I'm down here now.
Come down. Come down boys. Sprint along catwalk or something.
I can see the camera under us. That is under. That's under. You're right. There's another team in here though.
I'm out of ammo, I had to reload, he's in the left corner, in the close corner, he can
We're looking at him, he's at him.
Axe go big, you're muted.
I'm low.
Okay.
Nice.
Got him.
One second, he got him.
Door closed.
Yeah, door bottom.
I want to get height.
There.
Oh
It's I don't want to let you wonder
Go up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up.
Right, Barricade Hoops here or no?
No.
No.
I think those guys all died.
We should drop down and look for this.
Alright.
Dumb.
I got one of the foals down here.
Max, I'm gonna slide it.
Max, you hang with me?
One team is on the HB, and they're fucking...
It's to kill the shooters.
Okay.
Alright.
Here.
Okay, that team under-shooting out.
Is that somebody's shield?
I don't know where it is.
Under us, under us.
Oh, there must be an under-under there.
Okay, okay, that's what we heard. Come on. I swear it on right here
Come on up, come on up, come on up. It's walled. I can jump over it. I don't think so man
Yeah
Yeah, he's got a third he's got a third my grenade
So, Nader, soon as the thing comes down.
You going to cap out there?
I'm right here.
That's my... I appreciate everything.
You thought you could take all the loot, boy?
Come on, man.
He's looting and getting out.
Watch up top.
Got those shields.
I've seen this, whenever.
Can you hit a body on the stairs, or something?
Yeah, I can, I can, I just didn't want to get time in.
That's fine.
I'm on my side.
I got a shield.
You got an extra shield too, it's getting a little crazy.
Yeah, I see a herbal, so there you go.
I have no more, I have no more.
I should have body shots.
me pick up two shotguns sell for good cash right there I need to measure
one
Anybody have any extra herbals?
I got I got I got yeah, let me take this. I can jump you
Okay, I got you. I'm actually just okay. I forgot my shots, but just actress
Actually blue she got this guy you need I got one I got one
one step left and one step right a little bit of Monica we should go we should go to
that
They're not here, Shaggy, Shaggy, Shaggy.
Come on, Maximo!
Coming.
Up, up, up.
Let me just die, they're fighting on the...
I'm gonna just die it on the fucking XA up.
You can stem as you're going up the zip, Max, it makes it easier.
Really?
You can do it while you run, yeah.
Like, you eat the roll bean, like you use all your stem to get to the zip,
and then when you go up the zip hit the stem and then you got it again when you're up
and you're just fucking sprinting
there run on it run on it
fuck
I
Mean brother, I ran
Yeah, that'll happen oh shit
I
Hear you
Shots
This one kill them
You feel like down in the center
Come on nice things. Oh right here belong the thing. Yeah, let me know. Are you sure ever she would ever go
Oh my god, this is a great enemy.
One shot, one shot, one shot behind the thing.
One HP.
Still behind it, still behind it.
Right on the left side.
Still there.
Nice hit.
Perfect.
Want to become a mid?
Yeah, sorry.
That's okay.
There, there, there.
Push out, push out, push out.
Just lift him to me.
That guy right there.
I almost broke him.
I almost broke him.
I almost broke him.
Well, he's like, I'll go think about it.
I should have told him.
You don't love your mom either.
I did.
I just forgot his ass.
Oh, we got greedy.
Fuck.
We got so greedy right there.
That's not bad.
Hey, I didn't know they were riding right there.
I didn't know either, bro.
I thought they didn't know about us,
and then they turned around.
Yeah, we did get greedy, but that's my last one, boys.
I head out now. Okay, bro. Thank you for the games man. Thank you guys for the games
anytime any time you just piece. I hate you
One step left and one step right
But you have motherfuckers going to train or something oh for sure what a life, huh? What a different life
Yo, man, you know what's cool about Max like he's actually like
What's what's cool about him is he's not bad and it's really actually not bad at the games we play like all of them plays really well
Somebody gets some these athletes man
So now I played a fortnight pro-am what Andre drumming basketball player he's like AP tall and shit and
And uh, we're playing in the pro-am, the match has started, and I brought him Tilted, and I'm looting around, I got my shield, I got a shield for him, and I'm looking at his screen for a second, and he's trying to build a brick wall with eight brick.
He's getting mad as hell that he can't build it.
And you're like, oh damn.
No, I thought about explaining to him that he needs ten and then he could build one
But I said hey, don't worry about the building shit, man. Just like you're just your gun and then and that's all I'm shooting
Hey, my second thought maybe we should worry about the building shit
My oh my jiggler's titties are pulling my mouth. Oh boy. Oh boy
I
Get the candy Kenny and we do five get it on YouTube what's going on there man?
Let's say has they give the new member ASAP they give the new member appreciate you
We need to give the 20 again J. Rock Machado
Mugiavo Machado Dobby has presented master with sub but Dobby is ad-free Dobby is free
That's actually layers
Dobby has presented master with a sub Dobby is free
Wow
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Got me weird holding control with massive hands selling I shook his hand his fingers
They went to my elbow
He's eight feet tall
Like literally
Do it like pow pow pow
Oh they got some titties like wow oh wow
Put em in my fuckin mouth and go pow wow wow
Ayy wettin ass in the hay oh ho hay bae
Sign em baby sign em dude pop pop pop
Bitty wittin sit in that seat ayy woo woo
Yo
Let's make this quick
Don't waste it
Oh
Research Maddie legend lesion you a legion
Dude you guys keep saying that there's this event that happens in Arc Raiders. That's called anal probing and
And I haven't seen it one time bro. I think it might just be for like specific people
Like maybe your account has an unlock because that's what you're into or something, but like for me, I don't have it
Not seeing which one must see what you're doing, bro
Niko will I he on God, but I don't see the anal probing event on our great
I haven't seen it since you spoke about I think I'm citing probes
I think that's literally what it's called watch your mouth
prospecting probes okay I was trying to say I'm not seeing it okay so I think I
think it's account based like if you're an anal probing kind of person then I
think maybe it anal probing yeah I'm here a lot of judgment because I'm sure
there's one person your job that want likes doing that that likes being anal
probed yeah okay yeah I'm judging next question I mean your honor I mean I
don't I didn't know this is a jury I just wanted a little bit of guilt to that
yeah sure
wow oh wow honey shaking her titties in my fucking mouth
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, check them out.
Honey got some titties like, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Honey got some titties like, yo, yo, yo.
Honey got some tiggle titties, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Make you wanna go, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Damn.
Was that the lyrics?
Oh, that's how it goes.
I was really good. It was out the top of your head.
Off the tits out, bro.
And I know titties, huh?
What a wonderful thing. What a wonderful thing.
Because, like, sometimes you look at things in life
and you just know, you know, God did.
How do you, brother? Like, like, how do you look at your fucking day?
Literally like how you gonna look at titties and think God didn't
That's how no God's real
You ever need proof that God is real like maybe you down it bet titties
There you go now next question bro
Cuz cuz clearly he was in the lab, right cooking fucking cooking
I
Need like nothing gets me going like
Me nothing
Yeah, I don't even know my head is almost a gamma unit
What is this there bro just fucking bouncing man?
Holy shit!
Fuck it!
Amen!
Lord Lord! Lord does know I like a foot!
I've been vocal about that since the beginning!
I
You have a ball play with max highway today Nico that was cool
Well, I had cool. I get like he like knows how to play the game. I
Don't know why okay
I think I know where you're going I agree, but yeah, it might sound bad
Yeah, yeah, I know what you do. What you were you know what I'm doing. Yeah, that's why I like I
Let's fire went there good. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean if I do the same way about us like like if you if we went in there and
He saw you throw a jab he probably be pissed
You know
If you saw me throw it like a jab cross hook
He'd be like oh my god, Nick had a career in fighting, but Joe's gaming, you know
So, I would make him happy, you would piss him off, just like he makes us happy, but Andre Drummond pissed us off.
Okay, actually, maybe it's not gonna sound bad.
I I don't know why I think like I'm a calm celebrity because I think that's how I
might be is I don't know why I feel like they don't have time for like normal
human being things screw up a little bit more
a little bit more
a little bit more
fuck
fuck it
the
some was said
you didn't leave for us
they left you to play for us are still the better game
i'm gonna get that tattooed right above my ass cheek
and like small fucking crazy
now i got
have you seen my ass
no i actually haven't
i don't think i want to actually
I got a gigantic spartan on the left cheek.
Man, bro, got a dead fucking spaceport, huh?
We're gonna play some Triumphs again.
We were lucky in Triumphs all day.
Easy, easy, easy.
Maybe if you decided to use real guns that are good, I would have shot.
That's a canto, that's a canto that.
The canto is horrible.
Oh, it's not.
Yes, it is.
Bro, we used it for like three hours and all deflated like that air balloon.
You were there.
I hate when you're right.
I know.
It's not fun.
I guess they have with Drax, right?
I don't mind when you're right.
Okay, but that's like very rare.
It is.
Yeah, I know, I know, I know, I know.
Because he's so important to me.
Because it's like rare because like when I'm right, he just refuses to accept that.
Okay.
Yeah, when you're right, I push my cards in pretty quick.
I'll let you have that.
It's more so because I just feel bad because, you know,
I don't I it's hard. It's gotta be hard to be like 500 bucks. So I make sure that you know
That what?
That's insane. I got this. How do you try doing the penis on?
Hey guys guys guys guys
Oh
I heard door
We just run into the town.
Yeah.
It's always angry down here.
They're shooting back.
Oh, fucking shot.
Yeah, they are.
I had twice flesh just now when he was running it.
What the hell?
Hold on now.
Who just shot me?
Oh, shot you?
Yeah.
Oh, I'm the rear-brown arrival.
That's it? Okay.
Well, that blows.
That's a nice, that's gonna be a possible push.
Yeah, we're gonna go, we're gonna go to the big red building, okay?
I
Once
You're not by somebody
You're the whole map is
What did you knock on me go?
No, they get they got fun by another team on the roof
Okay on the roof got it and then this team is coming up for you this you you want to hunt down me or you
Are you round?
I'm going to wait for you
I'm going to jump down in the middle too
They keep getting aggro because they keep going up a lot here
Okay I'm going to jump down
Nothing down the lane so far
You know they're going to wrap this shit
I'm going to move it
That's it, that's it.
That's some guys.
Maybe that's them. It has to be them.
Copy, copy, copy, copy.
Alright, careful. There's a lot of teams.
Yeah, drop it down from the ledge. You see that?
No, I don't see it.
I think we take this kind of slow. Let's go right work our way just so we don't
It's operate the big one
I got a shooting
I could, yeah.
Fell all the way down.
Back to one top. Flash on the top.
Fuck! Oh my god!
Hey, the other guy fell literally all the way to the ground, I think.
I don't think he made it to the wall.
Okay, we need to kill these guys. They're like, kind of good.
I gotta check this is insane.
They died.
You got shot once.
I'm gonna...
Yeah, I'll shoot him.
I killed a pisser, are they?
the
people
yeah he called in
I don't know who he died from
no idea
they're buying the scaffolds inside here
close door let's go
you want to go together hey Raider
I think they're down low under me
I'm sure Bob went that way.
No.
They might took Bob actually.
They're breaching under?
They're breaching down.
Come on here.
Raider, look snogged out. Down there.
Drawings are mad?
I
Think they're back roof or they're under my low left
Yeah, they're above me right Nikola sprinting. Yeah, I don't hear it
I don't know where the right like right like right here like right where that thing is
Yeah, you can lose some up. You want to just you want to go to I don't know where to snap from there
Yeah, we can snap right from me if you can
Gotta go we gotta go far right though. You're gonna follow me on this corner
Maybe that was under that's pretty crazy under it might be under
Out of the field sprinting
I
Ran into ammo, I was gonna challenge
That's not body. Yeah, they're trying to leave trying to leave. I
Knocked the first one
Can you go quick? Can you go quick?
Go go go. You trying to run?
I'm gonna watch
There you go
I'm watching
He's going far I think
He's not going far.
He's still on the rock on the right side.
Left side.
Got to hop it off. He's running back right.
Back right, sliding.
Yep.
You should be able to see him now.
Nice.
I think they got the loot and ran.
I think that's what happened here.
Check that check that bike. Let me know what he's got
Check that bike. Let me know what he's got
Ain't nobody broke here big dog. Ain't nobody rapping cuz I came to push you
Where's this guy bro, is that you that just you just kill him. That's a nice. I'm not gonna yeah
I
Had a renegade into I
Can't find this other body okay, it was like crawling on a you knocked him he was calling like on the walk of the
Horseship, so I saw my crawling you knocked them like right here
Yeah, right after your husk. There
Just probably have a some problem
Are you a must-a
Do you find him?
Okay, I'll go towards the hatch.
It's actually hard to find people out here.
I can't lie.
Yeah, I'll just...
I
Fuck it he wins
Because I want to go I did there's so many bodies back here there, and I don't think
You know you're not the guy on the roof he fell in right
Yeah
That guy's in and left by the zip line, but
Casco glissie was bar shit Casco glissie
How do I love I fucking love hot dogs man. Oh my god, this guy's good. Okay
Stripped all brahday. They are the dude had his stuff man. I'm telling you
Yeah, I'm gonna go check. See if anybody's calling me.
You're shooting, right? Yes.
Wait, where are all the bodies? I'm gonna start looking for these bodies, man. There's so many bodies here.
Yep, 100%
Alright, coming back to you
I knew there was somebody in here
He's just a crawler trying to get out. I don't know. It was a door. It was a door. I think it's a player
It's a he's definitely not down. He's walking
I'm just gonna put a wall.
of
the
Oh
Well take the wall back
Whoo
I don't have any more urbils.
I think they're freekates bro.
No they're not.
They're not.
They're not.
They're not.
They're not.
I
Get you smoke can you sprint in there if it's doable?
Okay, I'm gonna go right though. So it's got right
Yeah
I'm in a bad way, I got no shields, so needs I need, no flesh.
Tell my friend first.
Tell my friend first.
He's talking, I can hear him.
Let me probably block them.
Probably.
Alright, forward bulls there to start.
I'll try a shield, blue shield, yes sir.
Yeah, it's such a kind of nice you can leave them off their body. I just use it like next
way. I have so many herbals that I usually just get rid of all my white heels if it's
it's just because, like, why?
Oh, yeah.
I'm gonna keep looking for this guy now.
I mean, he did hit the...
If I just died, went out there and died, get care of two of them.
All raiders, we have Ark on screen.
Five minutes left.
Go find your way home.
I repeat, five minutes.
Get your hats.
We better.
Yeah, careful.
I
Pull up originally didn't we see I saw me more
I heard a jump I just jumped random sometimes
You want to use Hatch here or do you want to just call the thing?
Obviously use Hatch.
Yeah, come.
Yeah, there it is.
That poise... a Disney version?
Watch out watch out watch out
Bombo number five has a little kid version
As a fellow 30 plus year old I fully vouch for the song
We would even be
I think he did what you said at this time.
You got the keys, brother. You got the keys.
One more last fucking two.
you
you
you
you
you
I
I
I
Back
You bring the arrows, I'll bring the gun.
Don't weigh that flippy.
Wow, he's a shooter.
I mean, I guess.
Sim says he wants to play.
We got a spot if he wants to play.
We do enjoy our duos, select people who wouldn't mind, you know?
It brings him in for a little rage bait.
Is that what you need?
give me a little fired up man that's not what I want trust me
Ninja Ninja apparently quit our graders why after that I just over it I guess
I
Share my square
It's pretty safe
I'm a hamlet
Dude, I don't know man. He's kind of always been like he's like how do you like me to return back?
I don't know how much he shares with the game inside of his life or what do you just he's
in and he's out.
I definitely respect it but it is crazy when they just up and leave.
Love having that guy around man he's so fucking funny.
Sorry, but I do hams most are gonna stay around there. Yeah, I guess he did it. He did it before right so
history tends to repeat itself
Smoking down here
I'm looking for, I don't know where it is.
On the right, right here.
Rader, over there.
There.
Who's behind this car?
Yeah, there.
I
Like rolled out the inside of the car fucking one click we're coming so far I
Forgot you go in there. Yeah, I did it skin the fuck out of me. I was like, oh shit
Little turkeys
They were free were they I don't think they're like crazy
We probably have to kill this Shutter.
Stop this one.
Are you?
Yeah, me.
I see him.
Don't shoot.
Nice.
That's a big positive to have that volcano, bro.
Well, it's a huge one.
Where's the other body?
I don't know.
Oh, it's right there, that?
Oh.
That might be...
One in the nail kiln?
One in the nail kiln, yeah.
Being one of these buses?
I'm going to lose this not that important for me.
I would have liked to grab some heels, but holy shit.
I hear a mine, do you hear that?
Yep.
Yep.
I think I heard him up top.
Watch it.
Okay.
I'm at you.
I got you.
Running?
Running?
I don't know what my character is doing.
I don't know what my character is doing.
I'm running
Dude, I don't know what my guy's doing bro. I look so fucking dumb
What is my god do we man
I like a dream
yes
teammates
use your shit, use your shit, use your minds and whatnot
I'm not waiting over here, I'm just gonna park this off
just gonna park this off
yeah, look at these guys out
oh shit
that track
that's an authentic shit right there
oh shit
What am I hearing down there dude, I'm not at all shit
Who's gonna fucking down in it still goes down up in the country I need light ammunition
You have any fucking lie I don't bet you saw
I
Address 100,000 percent
Okay, I have a showstopper I have one showstop I have a 15-8
To mind it mind it mind above your door
They're fighting we should buy getting that
They got me, went back inside.
I would take that wall down. Oh, shit.
That's gonna be on me. Check. Reloading.
Right here.
Right here.
Check.
Upside.
Check one.
Check. Dead, dead, dead, dead.
I'm coming. I'm coming. Right here, team.
It is, it is, it is. Do you have an idea for this?
There you go. Ah, shit.
I got it.
I'm watching they just killed two in there try to get hold of the gift
I'll hear how me or no I knocked one out there
You can get out though
Just get a full kill. I'm a check for teenage. I asked that where you should look real quick
I
Okay, yeah, I'm trying to go to the word man. I never heard as under us
You guys sounds a little fucking PvP lobby right here, baby
Walk off that might be a public student could be above us
Can you drop me something any like
I know he's bad in this fucking game. This game is so bad with that.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, wow, thank you, wow
Uh here W2 show suffers
Yeah, I'm looking for some kind of horrible. I ain't lighted much here bro. I don't know
This guy has a lot of guys. I'm gonna drop it out of the body for you. Okay. Thank you
I got a lot man I got a lot you should just take it
there's nothing I demo for you all I got
all here all here all here you got those shall stop as I drop you
I can't stop her
I'll do a sherry
I
Damn
They're running something you know that show stoppers
How organized and balanced it's all things
I did not know we were throwing around the ancient scroll of good fortune.
Touchy bell.
What do we try to massive?
Your senses.
Block.
All right.
I'm off and below, right?
Yeah.
Last year.
Last year or something?
Yeah.
Last year.
Last year.
Last year.
Last year.
Last year.
Last year.
Last year.
Last year.
Yeah, last year. I heard something.
All over.
I hear you.
Do you got those items?
I did, yeah. I had to leave them on the rocks.
Okay, here we go.
Did you leave this guy?
No.
Did you have an L?
No, no, no. I have a leader out there.
Okay. Sorry.
It's a rented boy.
Lace, Nades? Uh, I don't know.
Oh.
I'll help the cause.
Oh, how much time we got?
Hold on here, brother.
Take a look at my little inventory over here.
Take a look at that little briefcase in there.
What's he in there?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
You did wherever you wanted to, boy.
Hang on.
Let's go.
Anything?
Anything you wanted to, just jokes.
All right.
We could not believe, I'd like to see what's going on with these guys above us though.
I have two showstoppers.
Jill, Jill, Jill.
You're under over there.
I
Should I
I
I think I killed the other one, I killed him sale.
Ok.
I think, muy estupido.
I think good try.
Good try.
Gigi
Gigi
Gigi
Gigi
Gigi
Gigi
Gigi
Gigi
Gigi guys
As you can see
Gigi
Gigi
Gigi
Well that's too much
Probably
Gigi
Gigi
Gigi
Gigi
Gigi
Gigi's here
Gigi
Gigi
Gigi
Gigi
Gigi
Ask your dad about me.
Okay.
Ask your dad.
MMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Yup.
They had it and it was good. It's time to leave.
Ugh, I got it.
Daddy watch out. It's time to put Popo to bed.
Pffft. Popo, come here.
I don't care about your TV show, it's bad time!
BAD TIME! BAD TAKE YOUR FUCKING MADS!
It's bad time!
Get the compression socks out!
No, no, milk to help you sleep.
It's bad time!
No milk and honey to save the 1800s.
Get your ass in that vibration bed right now!
It's time, man!
Come on.
Oh...
That's my little chore of love.
Wooo! Duggy Dug Duggy Duggy Dug Dug
Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!
Three, three, half again! Okay!
Oh, I lost money with that transaction.
Oh my God, bro, I'm rich.
I'm rich I'm rich I'm rich okay what are we doing yeah 303 what you got 235
oh look look he's got the little pink pocket-pussy thing that you got bro you
guys are probably like a duo or a clan or something a what a clan a Klansman
a squad mate
I get a member. Yeah, you'll remember exactly if you will
Don't get shot up here. No, no, not that okay everybody chill wait
What did he just say whoa, man, that was kind of grinch
Shoot your gun!
It's over for me.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
Shoot your gun!
I
Go it's that's what's that look the famous saying is
This coach can't work the conditioning
What you gonna get back there for with all that giggle it
What's funny?
All right, I'll tell you what's funny.
Up down the bleachers, now.
Around the tree back until FAST wants to practice.
I'd have been in great strength and conditioning coach.
That totally could still, that could still be a fallback.
Like if you knew better where it is.
What's that you're gonna tell your mom while your mom's fat too? Jesus.
I said, hey hey hey hey!
I
Doesn't know like the parents like the moms but the dads are all excited and the moms are like all worried
Dropping off our conditions camp. Oh, yeah. Oh, you're going over it. They're like, yeah, so we're gonna condition your kids to
Make a big we could do some running
tackling drills
Do some plays here and there they just don't know what's going on. That's where the fat ass is at
What are you doing?
There's no Burger King around here, buddy
Like there's just some stories I literally can't I just know I can't
It's a way different time now
It's gotta be different
I was in
All my coaches were Marines because I was playing football away. Yeah, like Marines or Army. Holy shit. Oh my god
Oh, you're in it. Yeah, you're in it. I cried sometimes
Guys we gotta push the other team I just know it
Go to the back of the hall too!
How you going on one?
Time for bear crawls!
Bear crawl go!
Why are you crying?
So great, just great times.
Times that just, they cannot exist in the way that it is.
There's no way.
No chance.
I'm sure to see what we were doing.
Mind you this was 10 years before you were around.
No, you were fucking with your dad on top.
Holy shit.
My dad got there.
The moms came together and kicked my dad off the team.
Oh yeah.
What?
Oh yeah.
Oh no.
Oh no, he got fired for being my coach.
Dude, he was motherfucking us every day, man.
Just saying the worst shit, but we were really good.
Like, we were a really good team.
Oh, I bet.
Yeah, we were fucking phenomenal.
But a lot of the parents were not having it.
Oh my gosh, bro.
Oh, you wouldn't die.
You'd cry.
What my baby?
That's good coaching out here when one says I mean, there's definitely a point, you know where I could see
How it might be a little too much for suckers. You know it is man like this is the reality
And this really this is it is it not every kid's the same man
You cannot raise every kid the exact same you just can't so like if you put all the boys out there on a football field
There's going to be some of them that cannot they just for whatever reason their parenting their upbringing
Whatever is going on. I don't know. I can't is a million things that could affect
Them in the way that they are but they're not built for it and they shouldn't be out there
So when you're out there yelling at kids who can take it and who it's gonna make them better
It's gonna make them stronger
Tougher for sure
Those other kids you're ruining them
We had a couple of them, and my dad literally got kicked out, because a couple parents couldn't take it, but I mean, that's, you know,
look, man, as you go through the pipeline of sports, I remember all of those kids stopping, they all end up quitting,
the good ones continue on, eventually you go to travel teams with other, you know, kids that are the same,
They're the same with parents that are the same that have coaches that understand everybody gets on the same page
But it takes a while like Peewee's not gonna it takes it just takes longer than that
Well, yeah, no, it's definitely it's definitely cheap was just hilarious man to
To look back on some of that so funny. Oh
God
So funny
We had a kid who hated playing G but his mom forced him to play cuz he was a little bitch
Yeah, there's a lot of that, you know, a lot of that
So funny, bro
Yeah, but Stevie he quit you ended up going to a wrestle in college, you know that that's the fucking difference
Nobody would you know I mean it's difference. There's just differences man. It's like
Okay, we are farming right now man, you know, my inventory is fucking stacked
Apostles of defensive coach and let's just say if you miss the signal to drop back in coverage way I gotta read that
To drop back in coverage or a blitz your ass is chewed out like a packet of tobacco
I had no idea football was when we moved to a new town where it was very popular put me
in a QB because I played basketball and I got my ass kicked oh yeah you're probably tall and skinny
Quarterback building. Quarterback's tough man. The only guy that you know has the ball every
fucking play why don't you like rust this wasn't for me man I tried it it's
just not for me I'm so far behind people playing that shit for so many years man
you know a little fun that I did have on I mean I look look there's also
nothing too I'm still enjoying Arc Raiders but a lot of these guys
apparently aren't and that's cool totally fine but I love it I love the
fights I love the replayability I love the weapons the maps I really do
Man came in blaming the line while the Sun gets 10 seconds in the pocket to throw straight duds
Yeah, oh, that's so funny, man
We had a kid in Pee Wee football
We had a kid at the tail back on my team who was he just he hit puberty way faster than everybody
Our entire offense was just Nick hand him the football and then he runs for 80 yards and squirts touchdown
Nobody can tackle a pineapple on pizza, right? Nobody could tackle him. Nobody could catch him
He was just a juggernaut, you know now eventually everybody caught up to him, you know, but that but that was my PUE team
No, no, I don't like pineapple pizza, but I do I don't like hate it, you know
Is it warm or cold pineapple? I just can't think of a cold fruit on a hot cheese and pepper on it
The juices of pineapple fall over
it's it's not my preferred way to order pizza but the older I get the more I
understand like the sweet and the savory together it's a crazy good
combination like for example I used to hate fruit on my salads now I love it
like a super sour salad with like sweet fruit dude it's like the
combination is insane you know like the other day the chef was over here and
She puts strawberries on a Greek salad and like it's her first level that sounds horrible
Right, but dude it was something about the balsamic with the with the fruit the combo was insane
It was really good
You are latest father. He's gonna be the winner sir
I'll shoot back
I'll be ready for us
I
Did what I could do this one
This week really weak really weak you have great health over
You get a canto yep
I just got stuck here.
You don't have to answer, obviously, would you?
Do you tell the chef what you guys would like, or does she go crazy?
Yeah, my wife would surprise me.
We'd do both, you know?
She's obviously great at her job, but we don't want to get in the way with that.
Obviously, there's things that we like and we don't like.
Yeah, exactly.
People knock him in but it really is an incredible thing especially when you got
two kids. Oh yeah, it's like her mom stands here. We've got people here all the time like
because they literally cook, they go, they wash shopping, they get everything that you need.
I got a shot from Shrey's. They get everything you need right and then they
bring me to the house, they cook it, they serve it and then they clean up
everything and then you have a whole, they pack it all up so you eat the
next day two whole fucking meals you know I mean and we're home all the time
like we live different lives
I cracked that guy
I
He's just trying to break my wall
I don't even know what he has
he's top right yeah he's
all right
go back to you now it looks like I can't see him he's not that's a matter
yeah we're gonna say I'm there
I don't have good angles on this at all. It's kind of all you
Haven't seen him move back right yeah
Watch out, waiters.
He ran away from me, bro.
On the other side of the road, I think, maybe.
Over.
Why, I'd like the road heady.
Dude, he's queen.
Did he go in the thing?
Did he go in the thing?
Yes, he does.
I got him.
He might come back out.
This is probably the thing I want to do.
I'm on the way.
I'm on the way.
He actually going there?
He did didn't he?
Yeah.
He hasn't.
Okay.
Watch out.
Yeah, right you probably put mines in there.
Oh, yeah, you probably put mines in there.
Got hit, what?
Shoot your gun!
Shoot your gun!
Shoot your gun!
Shoot your gun!
Yo, you guys are...
Shoot your gun!
Yo, bro, you guys are crazy.
Yo, we're fucking assholes, man.
I love it. I love the shooting your gun comes from all the other stuff.
Throw a fucking D-Dates.
He's there laughing.
Oh boy Joe woe. How about Joe woe in the jam bro? You seen him?
He's starting to look good. He's starting to look kind of good.
I can't lie man. They got a beaver's and butthead look at my motherfucker man.
Put some muzzles on that boy, man.
Boy trolling.
Shut up, Joe, man.
Are we not looting? I'll let Nico get it.
Let's go back over here.
There's a body over there.
You get it.
You get it.
Oh my God.
Got the bomb, boy.
I need to get out.
I'm not going to lie going up there was usually a good idea and I usually have great shots
when I go up there and cover you guys.
Yo.
No it's actually hard shooting over here because there's so much stuff over here.
It is bro it is.
I was just struggling.
I'm just going to call this I think we can just dip it.
I'll drop you a volcano by the way. Fully get it.
Don't have to go much.
They were doing the queen over there.
I didn't hear the music down there.
I'm music and music. I'm music. I'm music. Yeah, what do you become an uncle?
Like it like on you know age not like
When your sibling has a baby I mean like
What age
Don't say you're age, bro. What age man?
Like 40
Really? So I'm not on kit? So what am I?
Dude you I
Don't know what it is, but you do not want me to be old
Why I don't know at every anytime I have a conversation like any type of conversation around me being old
You won't accept it. You put up such a fight. Yeah, doesn't he pick up a pick a big fight about it. It's crazy
When I'm like fucking 80 years old
It's a crazy, it's a crazy, it's a crazy, it's a crazy!
I think he loves me, Jack. He doesn't want me to get old, bro.
I don't.
Don't worry, Nico. I'll be here forever.
Oh god.
Oh no no.
Oh you don't say.
Well,
can someone like clip like right now cause dude,
I feel like you're gonna change.
Like you won't even notice.
you
you
you
you
you
I
At least not right now I don't want one there
If I can pick right now and next kid boy, let's go boy again three three three in a row
Work Eve what are you talking about bro? I got a little shut up
I
Like that fucking question they asked me was like big would you rather spin on a dick and eat a cake or eat a cake ever?
It's like what people do horrible options. Yeah, pick one. Well, I said he fun for me
You pick one I hate that game
Yeah, my oh
Oh, bro, I keep thinking we're gonna play like space boys.
We should have done that.
People, we can bring them on space board.
But we can still like, I think we can still kill people
on the, uh, on containment.
Let's take whatever it's called.
We gotta get more creative, bro.
you know I'm saying like I'm about to put one right here one like if in the
event they try to like jump to where that is
I did that with a double whammy yeah exactly boom boom exactly they're like
Oh dude what the fuck man they put one here too!
Come on John!
Okay
You don't want to be friends
You just act like you do
And then you saw peanuts poo poo
We lost you
To the rust
You don't even like that game
Which you are trying to
But you don't even like it
You'd rather play Counter Strike and I'd know it.
I'd know it.
Dude, what?
The second both of you told me CS would be out there.
Dude, I would be a legend.
But we gotta, there's an order of business, bro.
You can't change business.
Play arc into whatever we're doing.
That's the cadence.
Always aspect.
Uh oh.
Yeah, but you died, didn't you?
Did you die?
You gonna go play?
Hold on, I'm gonna play right.
What's that blood?
What a head shot I got.
What a head shot I got.
I got a heal.
Two kills.
Nice.
Got him killed.
Kill the guy, kill the guy, kill the guy.
Got the other guy.
No man, no!
there's two crawling out there I know we gotta live in the agrar why is it so good
in this shed man
That's the first
On who? Me? Was that me?
I don't know, it's the aggro
I
You give the rocket to like a little crevice of you, but it's
Do you got one body there I see another body in front of me there was another guy's rolling around a white
Oh, there were some bodies right here bro, get a look at the other body.
There he is, right?
Where?
Yeah.
Hey, but where's the other guy?
That guy's got a teammate.
Oh, you know what I mean?
Holy shit.
Damn, Nico.
Pedal?
How bad?
Straight business?
Sorry, I thought you were you start talking to him underground
I'm trying to I'm trying to find out where this guy's teammates were
There's four bodies right one two three four
That's four this was crack bro. He had the full these stag can't oh
Oh, yeah, she's kind of nice for a try to get
It's not nice. You just killing bad players in fact. I had a bobcat. He was full health you get put down there
It happened to us
It'd be happy to track and I move than happen as much to you, but it definitely happened to us as a group. I
Promise you really happened to me like three times
We're out where I shot a bomb catch rail me dude
Did you do everybody up there? I'm living right now. I was trying to shoot your pulse months. No, don't don't let me shoot him back
Come on, I'm sure I'll shoot too. I don't see him now. They were shooting shit. They were trying to shoot your pulse month out
They're gonna miss your second plasma if they come up.
I don't know if it'll hit him in time.
It might.
It wasn't designed for that.
It was kind of a dumbass plasma.
They're getting to bring flares.
So, Jack, you played Rust last night or no?
Yeah.
Plays like four or five Wow
It was you you enjoyed it you're here. You're fun
As long as I
Get on the fighting infinite and taxi and something
And we did two raids and I had fun doing two raids
You crash all your teammates, yeah, you can't they're gonna put you
Damn, okay, so you're not you're not having as much fun as you thought you would
No, it's just like I'm new and like they take it super serious like right frustration
I get that
Sometimes I get that right put like for example
Authorize the fucking drop the ink so road walks me through it
And then I but I did it while Pina was editing so Pina got pissed and I'm like me my bad fucking
rogues while he rogues like no no no like he's scared of peanut or something
and I'm fucking not now now I'm fucking crashing yeah because he because he
helped me my name was a pitch out when it's time to let him know that he helped
you yeah and if anyone's dick riding me rogues the rogues the first one there
to hop on and help dick right how can you call yourself number one when you
know T-Fu would wreck you jet anybody want to roll the tape anybody want to
Roll the tape for this motherfucker right here, bro.
Roll the tape, sorry, Jack, roll the tape for him.
Go ahead, because me, Jack and Niko,
met up against Tifu, Z-Layner, and somebody, I don't know.
Before you could finish your fucking sentence,
they were wobbling around on the floor.
Yeah.
Now, the fine print of this conversation is,
Would Tifu kill me?
Anyone want one?
Yeah, probably.
Hey, that's the point though.
That's the fucking point.
It happened.
You're talking about what happened and it fucking happened.
And have I ever been killed by Tifu?
Absolutely not.
And do I think he's kinda ass and overrated?
Yeah.
I do.
I do.
Yeah.
Shhh.
I
Jack I did my team does not give a fuck
It scares the fuck out of me how cam are pro I apparently on our team
It's so non-salat everything. No, you don't understand that apparently that guy is like the greatest player of all time
Oh, Nick like
I know but like dude it's like oh my god from this much like if we need any more he's like
No, you're doing fucking great man. Like you're doing perfect. Yeah, but that's that's what makes the server challenging for players
Like draconite even you is like bro
We're literally in groups with players that are or half then like
Like in that game that game's been out since fucking what 2010 or some shade like
I'm not doing all that bro. I'm so behind and I'm a keyboard in fucking my
All the time
So I'm so surprised coaxing joins like we need you. I'm like for what I'm a drone. I'm drooling
I'm getting ready to drop. I'm gonna do a smartly though. I'm gonna go all the way down
Or you want all the down I was gonna lay down look at you go
Like a lie. I got kind of nervous going down. These are our walls, right? Yeah
Russian
I heard the shield.
Huh?
I don't think it's shield mode in.
Okay, well, that has to...
Yeah, you hear it, you hear it.
Crush, crush, crush, crush.
Nope.
My mind, my mind, my mind.
Should I miss it?
You know say
Just looking at all the damage. Yeah, you did only fuck. I don't know where this guy is
It's wise be wise be
I tried no he rezzed
You play our graders kill the enemy kill the enemy kill the enemy
I'm about dead.
Cause it's all in my head.
I play it over and over and over again.
I can't keep thinking about you in bed and it hurts so bad cause it's all in my head.
I can't keep thinking about it over and over again.
You're wishing you with him and it hurts so bad cause it's all in my head.
Oh
It's funny when these songs they're in screamo
Oh, shit snap hook out the ass what?
Oh
Yo, sonno, pa-paneto?
Que pasa?
I'm hearing fucking...
...noisemakers.
What?
Yeah.
Like, ring-ring-ring?
Yeah.
Do you like...
...there you are.
What the- oh, there they come.
Hey, we got a fish
Hey, buddy
You slob dog
Okay, go up on it.
Go up on it, I have sex with him as you go to jump in him and then we'll both be inside
him.
Going up.
Yep.
Oh, you're going to your side.
Dude, you are a sicko.
I love it.
How are my's?
I'm watching the head of a fucking thing that doesn't exist.
He bites the whole week on me.
What do you want to say?
Dennis.
What a throw! Holy shit!
Fucking time, Brady.
Fuck you down the rock, boys.
I have to get one of the pistol required.
Got close.
Got close.
I like the leap right there.
One speed.
One.
Well...
She thinks my tractor's sexy.
She says it turns her all!
A stature!
There, Bill.
you find him already I found one but I haven't found you oh my god oh my god oh oh oh shit
I have a little house too.
Those leavers just run in front of me here.
I hit this guy once.
I shot. Watch.
I just shot.
Oh there.
Got the other one now?
Yep.
I just got this sleeper on me.
I don't fucking bring it up.
I don't care.
What's up the house?
So long!
We're safe though.
So long and goodnight!
You blood out, Adzite.
They hit the note.
You hit the note, kills him.
He's so loud.
I mean, yeah, like, you're absolutely fucking blowing out my ear drums.
What did it have to end this way?
What am I gonna have? What's it called tonight?
It doesn't matter if I stay.
watch spring
watch out watch out watch out
I
Got a good little yo, can you fuck off with that leap already bro. Are you guys at home? He's four bro
Why are you in the leaper homies for man? I'm trying to fucking let him be aggro
You try to let him what whoa the aggro
huh
Whoa, whoa, whoa
Whatever you say, whoa, ah
Whoa, what do I know?
You know
I
Doesn't matter if I say
Get off get away from me move move. I'm a 260 K. I'm a fat boy
A fat boy is ready to leave remember that time we were playing with T food. I stole your guys this fucking stash and left
Oh
It's like a somebody said drag really pulled up to the discord complained and left
He pulled up to the discord complained and left
You see back
Was given it to us man
We were no such shit, but like he was yeah, he was I don't know man. He was talking shit today, bro
We did course oh, yeah, oh, yeah
You did but them like he was just like oh you gotta watch anime
I was like shit they really talking about this right now
They was like oh my god, it's okay
But then he was like, you know if it was so happy to be there bro, it's so I'd be alive and breathing it was so annoying
But you hate it when your friends are happy to be alive and breathing
It's just I right at the game for sure sure I knew what you meant don't worry
It was like my night
54 I like to have over 50
And I am Jerry stacked house
I mean the kid is just fucking stacked
I
Like my Luke could not be more perfect, bro
Oh, she's like what's her name again?
shot a guy who's singing this round
well how was your birthday by the way it's your birthday
and like my actual birthday was on Easter Sunday so
I
Put a little cop on there
Just look at it dude just look at it Wow the bobcat farm is doing good
Bobcat farmer yeah but I'm farmer buckin jack farmer bill
No, you're gonna be taken out back.
I should get a full night's of rest.
It's all that catches up to me.
It is.
I need more reddies.
I fell behind a little bit.
No, I don't actually.
I got to get a full night's of rest.
No, I don't actually I got to get rid of my tirantes, but I don't even really be using that gun like the Bobcats so much better
Yeah
It's kind of sad sad day
I'm sure so all of them
Like I don't always keep that hammer next to me
like we
I ain't in these streets more than sex to me
Inventory
Watch it pressin' me
Watch it keep calling my phone
Speak it sexually
Every time I'm out, watch it stretchin' me
You call her Stephanie
I call her
Stephanie
You call her Stephanie
I call her Stephanie
I thought Yama was a chick.
Yeah, I think she is.
I don't know, though.
It's a really good song, though.
I don't know, I don't know.
I'm selling it, bro.
Get out of here.
Get out of here.
Get him out!
Get him out!
Shake him off!
Shake him off!
Oh!
Like I don't always keep that...
Like we ain't in this...
And I'll have blue bags.
I'll have blue bags.
Wash him personally.
Wash him, he's calling my phone to be discharged with him.
Every time I smile, I keep echoing
You call us Stephanie?
I call her Stephanie
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Banger, banger, banger
Put that back, put that back
Up there, put that back
I free up a little space.
Fuck yeah.
Ah!
Ah!
Okay.
Okay.
Bang, man, bang.
Yeah.
Clap your feet, beat your meat.
Count the three and sing with me.
She like that shit, big fat dick.
I'll bring the roof down right down there, don't mind.
I
Drop a bar right now
You guys here slow-mo fucking shahata a slow-mo chocolate come across the room right now with me in the back of the head
Shut the fuck up
It's alright. I just kid. I just give skin
I
They can't touch them a special package. I see
This is natural
Honey got some titties like wow. Oh my god. I forgot about that one. What's that one called again? Oh
My god, right?
Oh myyyyyyyy
Banger man
But baby Lambie, I did it again so I'ma let the beat drop
you
you
you
you
you
I
Happier
Yeah, you guys got to be more open to rock and country man any time I ever played rock or country you guys are turned a bunch of fucking
Bussies bro. Okay. Oh my god
Be happier, bro
You know about any time any time I ever tell my kid no you can't do something I
Said no you can't do that, and then he challenges me like he's he wants to try to do it anyway
And I tell him again you can't do that
Here he tells me he goes did it stop it be happy
Fuck am I supposed to say that shit bro. It's so annoying
He low key checks my shit every time with that. I can't
Haven't found something that works yet. Hey, stop it. Be happy
Fuck man. I am happy. You can't say I am happy, but you're pissing me off. You can't say that
You're right dick head they're already up top
Okay, no bro
Many clips
Beating it I'm beating it nothing
volcanoes brother gonna be good maybe they healed there in that they're in
the things maybe the strap on there maybe
I think I see you I think I see you I think I see him let me see I see his foot
I see a foot okay listen to me listen to me we can kill him Nico okay you gotta
jump across me across from you jump across from you across from you yep
No
Damn, I'm getting a move totally shut he actually move there's not good
There's their 100% streams everything. Oh, you good. Yeah
And you go I gotta put the spine
Okay, boys boys boys peeking with with long air or whatever if they if they try to shoot my mind
They're gone. Okay
Down there
We're gonna do this. I do people with this hole
Yeah, I have the mind
I don't know I put I'm I'm mind both of you much in a peek you can blow them up
are you a door yeah
I'm gonna put a mind in your door to see your place
It's just throwing right now, man
Guys, he can't say 200,000 on steam you know how people played this game on console stop throwing around that number like steam is
Steam is a pebble in the sand of console
You know what's talking about bro, you don't understand
You know under saying game is so much bigger than you guys think
Okay, how do we do this place?
Gotta think here.
Gonna have a little funk about it.
We kind of just either need somebody to pull up from up top, kill them, or somebody to
pull up on them down low so we can 3P.
I think they're in the stream.
I had to guess that, I'd say they're probably in the street.
Yeah, I don't know, I just jumped down the scaffold one by one.
That's kind of what I've been doing. I hear grass!
Okay.
I hear dirt and grass.
I hear a seam here.
I hear unscrewing too, like...
Door.
You good, Jack?
Yeah, I'm still in control of this, uh, when you're here, but...
Okay.
I'm here.
I'm gonna...
All right, Niko you guys are jumping down in your scaffolding I think okay not mine
We'll go down together
They're definitely left side
Okay, I'm gonna have a wall out I don't have walls
No, I do you do okay. Yeah
Yeah, I don't know if you can build the elevator though.
Oh, can you not?
I've never seen that.
You're right, I've never seen that.
What was that?
Fireworks?
Pretty far down, if you want to...
You see me?
Just go all the way down.
Well, like, I mean...
Close.
I don't know if you can fucking...
I'm a bear cat on the stairs. Yeah, there's a bear cat on the stairs.
You can or you can't? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Throw the wall to everything. All right, we're gonna start taking down some of these.
Take it on this one, stairs.
I got one, I got one to you.
Are you sure?
Um, um.
Have a wall now.
Why aren't the catwalks trying to kill the fascinists?
Why don't we go look for it? Let's go let's go big catwalk and look for it
What the walls appear
Okay, you left the right
I think
Back to back to back to back to back Jack the big channel Jack. I think
I got shot in the eye.
Watch one side or watch the other.
I'm just fucking it off.
Get in back.
So he's heal up.
It's definitely a couple of keeps.
Nice.
Oh, there it is.
Get one.
Nice.
I got a hill Nick.
He's in mid.
I'm in mid.
I'm in mid.
He's in mid.
Perfect.
Got a nice one to rest.
Got it.
Got it.
Got it.
I just put down my shield for us.
I heard a shield.
I heard a shield.
I was near the shield.
I was near the shield.
Hill up hill up
Hey, dude, I'm gonna go for that
I need to be up
I'm leaving those two bodies
Good yeah, I got just getting a read up on them now. Good fucking job. That was fun
Yo, I pushed down that hallway and got-
Yeah, I saw two-
I saw two lines of fire shooting at you, I was like holy shit.
Son of a-
You got laid the fuck out, man.
God.
Of course, he's so ready for that, man.
Live forever.
Keep yourself safe.
I need some light ammo if you guys see it, okay?
Here you are.
Light ammo.
I see them.
Hi, my man.
Yeah, that one should be untouched.
Five shots, Max went. Five shots, that was...
Nice.
And only for a minute!
Please, maybe some of those, cause I don't have any liquids, I'm smart.
Yep.
No great walls by the way drag go find me man team walls finally yeah by me by me
by me
I'm gonna feed a shot
Oh there's smokes?
Did it again?
Yeah
You know what you want to cast out my smokes?
Oh there's smokes of course
We got it we got it
It's kind of expected out of you
We got to give Drac a little loving right now man you know he doesn't normally do
walls he doesn't do walls he's not a wall
guy
come on down to the Butter Barn
yeah I think let's go play Russ bro
fucking hell yes!
get on Russ!
that is my favorite
dude, you send me that I fuck
ever
ever
yeah I'm like definitely
how does it feel about Russ?
how does it feel about Russ?
yeah yeah
whatever you ask
He said that shit like he's in this thing like I've been talking about it all day for seven hours
Dude, it was just passion. No, I was I was joking. I
Know we had a
I
Don't know why do you get these little pockets of complete?
but yeah it's completely Latino man it's 100% no doubt you hit it right there
man you said
they didn't see him crawling over five in the last team
no I got no I dropped down a kill no he says how did I any of these guys have
light it up bro
don't worry
I'm all running tempi's
yeah I have two
I have six tempi's
give him all the drag he look he
spams him
yeah it's in my favor then
here I literally don't I don't want him
it's great cause you don't we need to die you don't lose like anything crazy
Okay, hold the shit, move up.
Thank you buddy.
No, we should try to kill more Tempest if we can,
and then just give them all to you,
and see what that looks like.
Wait, you need to go, okay.
Oh my god, if I was getting ran up on.
Two wins, two wins.
Tim plays whatever makes him the most cash.
Tim, Tim, be a little, Tim be a little hashtag addy,
but they pay very well.
I mean, he plays a lot of games that make him happy,
actually, while he streams every now and then,
you're playing that dead whatever game yeah he's kind of going against that as
of lately I won't lie I stick up for my boy when I you know what it makes sense
you do you do be a little hashtag yeah don't don't don't we all though
How many Chipotle bowls that man eats?
I've had a bag of those food on the table. Shout out to Feed. Shout out to Feed!
Typically in business you do what makes the money. Right? Right?
That is smart. He's smart. Alright, let's go find the boys. Find them and fuck them.
Oh my God, man, they were so set up for nothing.
You guys gave me so many cookies, I am so fat.
Oh
I got 30 pounds ago whatever I'll get back to
110 pounds, do you want one?
Ah, I cannot.
They can't.
I need three pounds.
I can't buy it.
We can just leave.
I don't even know if we'll find anybody anyway.
You know what we could do? We could make a stash to a little fucking bomb.
Man, I'm not a business man.
Business
Yeah, it's all music is some of the best
for sure
Thank you
Hey, listen to this new album
I'm good on that one.
Yeah, I'm good on that one.
Yeah.
Now, gas station.
Hit the stand and run.
Come here, it's heavy.
Okay.
Maybe it was a little further.
Actually, it might have been a team hatch now, I think, actually.
Hello!
I'm pretty sure it was.
Is that thing mad at you?
You're directly in front of you.
Where?
Up there.
What?
That's out.
Up top.
Catch.
You're insane.
Dating you?
That's the unit.
It's one of the hatch.
I know.
Get him?
No.
We got him.
Oh, shit.
He's gonna hit by the rock.
There's one.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
I got him.
I got him.
Keep an eye on the hatch.
Go, go, go.
Drop off.
I got him.
I got him.
I got him.
I'm going to get him.
Smoke him.
Smoke!
That way you should be able to smoke.
Nice block there.
Oh.
There.
I got him.
I got him.
I got him.
I got him.
I got him.
I have my elements in hand, I got it.
Holy F***, did I try it?
I mean, brother, today I had a f***ing triple over here.
Oh my God, I'm so shocked.
I promise I'm trying, man!
Like the hell!
I'm trying, my heart is broke.
I'm at f***ing forehead.
Yeah, I'm up.
That was a hatch that I was proud of.
Where's the cool that on the charge I mean fuck right boom boom bang bop bop
Fuck man
It was it was a good it was a good raid. It was a good raid. I
Think with their guns it would have been a very good raid
Almost
How many teppies do you have? You gotta have so many.
True.
I have...
Ten rows?
Oh my god.
Holy shit.
I think I have places to hang out with those two right there.
Let me see.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine rows.
Holy shit.
Oh wrong here.
Oh yeah.
Oh, yeah, it's happening for sure.
I need more blue things.
We've been snapping a lot today.
Snapping today.
Some pizzas.
Pizza, pizza.
What?
What? How much is your inventory or your whole thing?
3.8.
3.8.
3.8?
Infinite?
How much you got?
4.
4.0?
Okay.
4.5?
Damn!
I don't know why.
I don't know why.
I don't know why.
It's got the bomb guys, the kinetics.
Oh, kinetics.
That's right.
I got a bit of a bomb.
You don't say it like that though.
That's right.
Okay.
Bye.
Just nullified.
It doesn't count, doesn't count.
Damn.
Damn.
I didn't get that.
Come on, son of a teenager, boys.
Not prepared for this.
This is about a carnage.
Farm these in a cup of eggs.
Ooh, processors.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
I'm not going to let you go.
Farmese and cupcakes.
You saw that?
Shut the fuck up bitch.
Look at my snow globe in there bro.
You understand how happy I was to do that.
you're gonna hold in those since I told you like two months ago no no I'm on a
new page I upgraded my page I'm on how's another page now I'm fucking
chilling 23 lights on marks come in you guys are out of teammates huh
I need industrial chargers so we go no damn we just kind of can we just go to
where we go and we hope are they in spaceport we can't go to damn bro damn
so ass I don't like damn anymore dude I'm space for all day you want to
I'm sorry. Am I being annoying?
No, no, no.
I didn't know you didn't like it anymore.
Yeah, I think I'm done.
I don't know.
They are doing a nature arc.
All in the dam.
So you haven't done a nature arc this entire while?
No, I don't want to do one. I don't want to do one.
I would do it if it's worth, but it's not worth.
It's not worth.
Exactly.
It's not worth.
Yeah.
How many, how many bobcats do you have?
Dude, you want to see this?
Can I show you this?
I'm so proud of it.
Okay, now it's not the rows.
Because I have one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven.
Eleven rows.
It's not the rows.
It's just the way they're all healed and they're all perfect.
literally bro my god I did I know I got I actually gotta look through all
these real quick see if in here 40 second here
40
look at that bro they're literally all healed what do we what do we like what
do we bro what do we
I
Has more Bobcats than I do guns. Yeah, I've been farming this split. I've been farming it
We've been yo
I I have not been dying enough
That's for sure
Shagging you for the reset man. 60 foam up Mikey. Thank you
Archangel, thank you shots. Thank you. Teflon Hayes
Orc soul leave with Brom and head shot even two three King mellow they would foe foe
Daddy gum they were gifted dog ready with me something crick see him 87 straight. Appreciate your brother. Thank you, man
Joe with even five get there. I'm sorry. I didn't read it. Save that
Silly you the 20-months man blazing with prom lip lion Nico's been farming since last night
That Nico been grinding the rust and the fucking argument try Marathon mad. I didn't I didn't like it
I did a 12-hour stream the first day and man, it just got progressively worse and worse and worse
I thought I looked dumb myself. Yeah, it's just like like blocky and weird, you know
You know, you know, you're gonna subconsciously compare it to
Arc Raiders both extraction shooters both came out recently and I
I just think art clears all day in every way, man
No matter how you do it clearing it man
Without a doubt waffles leave for three months, man. They come block me on Twitch. I'll block you on Twitch. I
Didn't block you. I don't really ban nobody man
I only block people on Twitter on X
But I haven't done that a while either man
I'm kind of like off the social sites man like I'll tap it every now
I'll like some comments and stuff man, but I don't really
I'm not really tweeting as much man. I don't really you know, I try to share some stuff on the Instagram story like what we're
Do doing life, you know, I
Just think I don't know man such a
It's not as positive as it used to be so I've kind of been off it and he's done good for me, honestly
I don't know where we are, but I am a small baby.
I am a small baby.
Water treatment.
Water treatment in the lockers.
Yeah.
Two, three.
Oh, that's her.
That's her.
What page?
The other page then.
I thought you did it already.
You lied to me bro, I thought you did it.
No, no, no, no, that's my condition.
Oh.
Oh my, oh you did it.
You did it, bro.
Now what did you do then, man?
Oh, that's feeling is like nails hitting the bike, you know, lower back of your head.
Oh yeah.
Cute.
Oh my god.
That's cute.
The next guy.
I mean, I don't think you have blowstain to still burn.
Good.
I
Definitely good
you know I
Think I'd rank a blowjob higher, but I
Let's close one though. It's it's tight either way. Yeah. Yeah
They got two charges
I got one for you. Oh, yeah
The guys right here you can see you can see
Hitro Stan right here right here guys. Hey guys
The grown-ass man now man
GG.
You got a blow job this morning?
Nice, Dutch.
Fuck yeah, dude.
Congrats, man.
You know what?
Let's get a W at the stream real quick.
Fuck it.
Get a W at the stream, man.
I got a blow job today.
Let's go.
Good job, man.
Good job.
Fuck yeah.
Fuck yeah.
Okay.
All right.
Wow, I thought you were going to do that.
Okay, wow, I feel like I'm really bad.
Oh yeah, round of applause, huh?
All right.
Why?
No, no, no, that's great.
Wow.
Cap up here.
Congratulations.
Yeah, sure, sure.
What's like?
Kiddi-bloma.
Sorry.
Don't sing.
Kiddi-bloma, whistle baby, whistle baby.
Let me know.
my whistle baby whistle baby let me know I'll show you how to blow it like you've never been
before you just put your lips together
I'm with you
gotta kill it
what's your dream this map now?
I'm going to play from catwalk.
Okay.
Alright, I'm going to put this on this side then.
That's fine.
I'd be careful though.
Okay.
Stay tuned, Ramblers.
Be careful, I don't know where they were.
I'll do you a phone number later.
No team up on us or what?
Yeah, I'll do you a phone number later.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Fuck him.
Yeah, he's almost down.
Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude!
Dude, are you dead?
Yeah.
Hold on, hold on.
You got to shoot him, you got to shoot him, mate.
I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go.
Go, go, go, go.
I'm watching sir. I'm watching sir. I gotta heal though. I can't keep going.
I know. Hurry, hurry, hurry.
They're seen behind us too.
Kill one on me. I'll hide there.
I'll do a shutter, but I killed one. I'm gonna call down you to go.
Alright.
They're up here. It's a new team I think, bro. It's not the team that we knocked.
Okay nice. Might be a new team, Greg. I'm not sure really what's going on here.
Signed on me, right?
Yeah.
He's dead.
Nice.
Right here.
I'm gonna be a team where we came from, Greg.
Let's try that.
Come on, man. Thank you.
I
Love this guy pink pink pink up high level if you see okay, please. It's a freak is
Got more items
Yeah
Let's watch it over here where we came from man, I definitely heard people coming up
Another freak it or
Oh, I am nice. You guys open the door. No, no, they're in the area
Double cross, I think you're trying to cross I'll work your right. I'm going as well
My my peeking there. I can't look. I can't look. I can't look. I can't look. I can't look. I can't look. I can't see the sun's
I'm out of ammo, I'm out of ammo, Nick.
I'm going to get top of that walker, boys.
Teenage guy, I'm up there about a month then.
On me.
Come on, I'm here, I'm here.
I'm back in, I can be near.
I got three, I got three.
Nice, nice, nice, nice.
I'm going.
I'm going, I'm going.
I'm going.
Oh, top, top, top, top, top, top.
Has a different team, has a different team, maybe.
Top, top three.
I block him.
I'm going to get back to him.
I'm high of, I'm high of smart, can I get one?
Yeah, did you hear that?
I got a reenact, I got a reenact.
all dead all dead all dead it's not it's not in the team we should put some walls
down okay I'll put walls down for you
they're all hot they're both hot
can you blow my whistle baby whistle baby where we came from over here yeah
over here
there he goes up the sky
there's three kids too, what the fuck is going on man, no way
yeah, it's not a freak kid
this guy's a weird kid
dude, right here, right here, side of him, side of him, side of him
Farrell, Farrell
watch out, watch out
I got him, watch me, I'll kill him
he lit up
I'm up top, I'm up top, I had to
I had to drop
three kids, three kids, Farrell
I'm sure we can.
I mean maybe not.
They're probably using a green card at most.
I don't know.
There's no way they'll all spawn it with pharaohs.
What's happening right now?
Grats.
Shield.
It's me.
Let's get that chemicals and shit.
guys have chemicals and shit there's no way dude what the way they were on his
head anymore you'd have seen yeah this this is this man all my damn though the
fights are nice this is just the best map for tempest yeah I should have fought
like this is the way this is this is number one map every every every every
fight
Can we loot down here lead all these guys
Okay, this is off
I know but it's not great. That's the team that your first cut up there. We got right now
I think I hear it
Yeah
Damn, I'm damn, son. Yeah, son. We responded
Send this shit off hold up
Hey, Azure shield, there's no light blue shields. Is it really?
Yeah.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
My wall's back and go there to get a little closer.
Masters weekend.
You guys into golf at all or no?
No.
A little bit.
Actually very relaxing to watch.
Yep.
Those motherfuckers are practicing.
They seem a little bit more relaxed.
Easy?
Yeah, I figured you'd be all the time with me.
Nice.
Right, it's rising.
D-Shambo.
I'll follow Bryce and have you.
Clean side now.
Oh, I just-
I heard something behind us.
I don't know.
Where are y'all?
I don't know.
Behind the park.
I don't know, but I got down later.
I killed this guy, but I'm gonna die into the robot I think.
Let's see how that goes.
Stop it over here, Peter.
Oh my god.
I can't kill the last guy to do the drop down.
Yeah, I believe so.
I'm gonna kill the last guy to do the drop down.
I'm gonna kill the last guy to do the drop down.
I can't kill the last guy to do the drop-down.
Yeah, I believe so.
Pizza, pizza, pizza. Here.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
It's a...
Can I actually be a UC?
No, no.
You can tell he's really eager to fight to I wonder if he's gonna get a fight sir
All he is like
I can just tell yeah
Are you really gonna see if I it's weird, right? I guess I know they have to fight X amount of times on their contract, but
It's got to get like planned out
So carefully, you know
I hate what I'm about to say, but I give him a real B.A.M.F. opponent and not someone who's going to hug him.
Yeah. I don't hate it, but...
You know what you've cared for a long time?
Like, so that's always been a very casual opinion.
Like, I hate grandpa, you know, I hate Jiu-Jitsu part of it.
I hate all that stuff, right? Like, everybody wants him to stand up and strike.
I'm not going to be thick, but it's always been like a casual opinion.
Until that
That was the first time I saw like the majority of people have a problem with like rapidly because they all think
Most people think that B&M should be yeah, you should be swinging
And I get it I definitely get it, but
It's interesting to see everybody flip though like
Who would you say, since you know a lot more, is like the best striker in the history of the day?
The history of the day?
Yeah. Or like, I don't know.
Max is in the conversation. Like if you told me Max Holloway, that was your answer, I'm not going to really argue with it.
I would throw more names on the list, but it's kind of like an opinionated question.
I don't think there's any definitive answer.
answer. People will say John Jones because of the way that he's finished with elbows and
knees and punches, but overall, Striker, that's not really what he was. He was just so good
everywhere. You can make it on, you know, I mean, Connor, Anderson, Silva, for sure.
I mean, Connor was great too in striking. Yeah, yeah.
You know GSP was great at striking but he was more like he was just great everywhere
I thought the same thing with Anderson Silva. I thought he was just great everywhere, but
Yeah, yeah, it's a little it's a little bit of a like a you know
So, is there a guy in the thing?
No, there's not.
Bro, Izzy and Alex Pereira, those two are so,
they're all striking, you know?
So, you throw those guys on the list, too.
Yeah, put our phone boards on.
Is he just?
I don't know, man.
Don't fucking say what you just said.
You could put a hay door on that list, too.
You know who he is?
No, never.
People consider him to be like, on the gold list.
He, he, he, he, he, oh yeah, he, he fought in all the organization, like, like pride and, and all those things, and he beat the fuck out of everybody right now, but he really did.
There's a, there's a time where he was just, he went fuck off, holy shit.
He was in UFC though?
No, no, I think he was in, I think he was in UFC for a little bit.
Right or no
Yeah
He was good when he was good. Yeah, he was good when he was good
For sure
He fought like that guy
Something
That was a crazy fight. That was back when there was like God. Oh my god, buddy
Having a hard time with these names but
Tito Ortiz
And Chuck Liddell, and then there's the Frank guy Frank something. Oh my god, they were all cracked
Frank beer, maybe beer beer
Yeah, those anthos came after a little bit right yet
Matt Matt Hughes legend
I mean that motherfucker was Craig Matt Hughes Anderson Silva fucking GSP
That's what John Jones came over.
And Paige Jackson was in there.
The other black dude there wrestled the MSU too.
He was incredible.
Forrest Griffin, yep.
Evans, Evans, yeah.
He was lit.
Kimball Slice went there for a little bit too.
The Kimball Slice.
Ooh, he's a man.
Yeah, he's a Miami fucking god.
Right.
R.P. Yeah.
Yeah, he was.
I'm a fucker.
He pulled up again at all, man.
Yeah, just like three fights.
He pulled up again at all, dude.
I'm on the fucking faith.
I'd say.
Great.
Jail son in.
Yeah, he was lit for sure.
Game for last guys was a fucking issue.
Yeah, I know that.
Junior Dos Santos came for last guys.
And they kind of took over for a little while.
I don't know, to answer your question, overall, he's spent so many, but just overall striker, Max Holloway, you can't ignore him, he's got every striking
record in the UFC, it's like insane, he just can't. I know we just played with him today, people are going to say I'm cocksucked, but I mean, truly, he's one of the greatest strikers of all time.
I'd probably say John Jones, just because the way he did what he did, he's fucking goddamn man, I mean, it hits you in so many ways.
Bro, he used to take his shoulder and like fucking pop me in the mouth with it, man.
Nobody was doing that shit. He stomped your toes
People just weren't doing that he was
Stop your toe. Well, he would he would take it you take your fucking his heel and smash your toes, man
I mean he got to be so annoying to fight bro. Like it gets you everywhere
And I'm just I personally I would throw a kind of a Gregor
Because the what like how he called some of those shots against some of the like bro
Oh, how's all those no-joke, man?
He's gonna go down in history.
The way he called that fucking shot.
Jesus, man, it's right, fuck.
Like when Connor was peak, man,
he had some hands, bro, some hands.
He really did.
He did, bro.
He revolutionized.
He took you to the cash register.
Yeah, he helped in a big way.
Oh yeah, absolutely.
denied that I'm talking to these brothers
have you I like them they have a life
when they did got a lot of losses man I'm
trying to talk to like people buy it
for people throw them in like the gold
car I'm like I don't know I got like 20
losses in the thing it's like the way
they like carry you do yes these ones
they're like I see that's it
I never liked the way they they call it this right they call it the slap I never I never liked the way that
Like his punches are like slaps they almost don't even say
over a long period of time they're gonna start hurting but they're just so like
You don't even know about Nick bro. No, I really haven't seen a fight to me. I did see a fight back in the day, but
I'll see Nate fight a lot more than me. That's for sure
Didn't didn't John Jones like technically or not technically but a lot of people think he lost to a
So boys name
Dominic Dominic raise. Yeah. Yeah. I mean he didn't technically lose to him, but
you know the popular opinion is that
John Jones lost that fight and then the popular opinions that he lost the first fight against Alexander Gosserson
That's the popular opinion. Yeah
Hmm
Listen, I ain't a lot of you, bro
Scorecard wise and like fight wise man, you know like look I have a strong opinion on this
I think that if you're fighting for the belt
Can't you can't go in there and win some split decision and take it away
Especially from a guy like John like I'm not saying you got to go KO John Jones
I'm not saying you gotta get a tap about no
No, no, I'm just saying you got to win the fight decisively it can't be like this
Ah and both of those losses were like ah, you know, but I'm not gonna lie to you
Okay, would that be instead put to the side? I can't lie to you
I watched the fuck out of both of those fights me and my dad we were
Luded a TV in the guts of someone we both thought
John Jones did not win that fight both of us. We were surprised to see John Jones
And then the the fucking Dominic or is one that one was even worse. I mean
He won that but but but again again like I really don't believe in the like a split decision going the other way
Beat the motherfucker, man. You know, I don't know
That was that was fucking Piper man. He just
We were texting after the fight man, he's the man bro
I said I'd go in but I think that he'll be champion
Oh, he's just got his, my first got hands like that.
Get fucking.
Oh, man.
I want to see Ilya fight again.
I want to see you.
Hey, Ilya's in the conversation for hands, by the way.
Like, if he keeps doing what he's been doing,
I don't know how you, because he knocked out Megs.
He knocked out a Volt.
He knocked out, I mean, he's knocking out everybody, man.
You think he's in his retire?
Hell no. I think Izzy was gonna, like if Joe didn't end that fight, I think he was in a little bit of trouble, man.
He ended that fight at a perfect time because he was tired, man. He was really fucking tired.
Izzy was kind of starting to score a little bit.
People forget that Izzy has like a hundred professional kickboxing fights.
Like he's not, it's like, if UFC might be a little more brand new, I mean not brand new, but like, isn't been there forever?
forever dude I'm a fucking fighter forever
same thing with Pereiro those guys that come from kickboxing and boy tie and shit
dude they fight they fight all the time like brother sparring they spar harder
than they fight in the UFC I swear to God I swear to God they spar harder than
they fight in the UFC man
Big Merc's first hutch in a catchweight bout.
I don't want to play hutch, man.
I wouldn't want to do it.
Fuck that.
Are they really?
Oh, I'm slidely sliding down the mountain out of-
Oh, shit.
Well, we could- we could always go in here if they-
Just by that tunnel entrance.
There, go left, rock there.
Okay.
I'll play going towards here.
Here, it wants it bad.
Wonderful.
skill based aggression
I'm gonna get lost
skill based aggression
get in drag get in
oh shit
can I eat my chest?
I
Did start you'll be so hilarious and play each other in chess
That's something I can get behind
Dude now how'd you on that we did yeah
Yeah.
Okay.
I fucking love Tyler.
Bro, you know how many times I'm saying this.
You know how many times I'm saying this.
That is the funniest fucking thing I've ever done.
Like, I'm being in bed with her, and I have his stream on.
I'm watching him in top lane, and I didn't know where he does what you and me do.
He just yells.
And I try to turn the phone down, but it's too loud, and she gets me in the
nastiest look, bro.
He's doing argument.
Bro.
She hates Tyler.
That is the perfect guy to watch if you wanted to see watch League legends. Oh, yeah
He is
No, no, I'm a cutie pie. No, no hell no, but he's over it like he's overly
Like he just plays that shape
He hates that butt
Fuck, why didn't he hit the other one?
Dude, I saw him
Jack, you got a single guy in there
Yup, there's one right here
You see him on that?
I buggy, buggy, buggy, buggy
I'm gonna head ahead of buggy
Right, one across, rushing
Danger, raider, down there
He's head dropped
Down there
I'm running at that
Okay, I don't know. I don't know where they are where it was. I just got here first person where you were standing and then the other ones this way
You know he loves Lee there's no he hates it
When I watch him stream now
I've been watching this guy fucking stream league for 10 years buddy, okay, so
I know what he's enjoying league and what he is
I can promise you that he ain't enjoying that shit the same
So if we put drag in a league stream for the first time and we give him a Tyler one
It is like an old man hating it on it from the fucking porch
It's not a good look like we need it like a happy joyful guy, but then again, yeah drag
I can't be like between us man there ain't no fucking league streamers that you know me
man it's just yeah yeah I'm not even watching shit no I don't want to I don't know yeah yeah yeah
how about you guys teach me it's gonna be jazz it's like picking over there on that side
man over there and to be fair anybody who streams that game every fucking day
They probably hate themselves.
Dude, dude, dude, there's nobody on the last happy plane that day.
No, you can't have that.
No, no, I mean, he's not that us.
Nobody's happy plane that day.
Well, who are you?
You've been a fucking fight with.
Oh, back on the roof?
Yeah.
Nobody on the other one?
Nobody on that guy?
They're all broke.
Yeah.
I go up top.
We should turn up right?
In floor form?
I think I kill them all, though.
Who's that?
that's a fake
i think
yeah i'm pretty shucking them off
yeah i do
here you go
no no go ahead
say fucking dead or something
dead
dead
dead
oh ladies ladies
what?
Oh god
Ripping a lot of weight with a your shield under you under you bro
We don't like you you suck you stink thank you for the loot we're cheating we're cheating report us report us oh my god report us
do about it what are you gonna do about it what are you gonna do about it you're not gonna do anything about it
thank you for the loot thank you for the loot die die die and game and also good oh i spent game
whole time yeah okay
You're so stupid Dave, don't make it!
Oh, these guys are the free kids up here.
How could they be so...
Oh, those guys are free?
Yeah, of course.
Yeah, those guys cannot be free, right?
There's no way.
Oh, you guys have five showstoppers for you guys.
Hold on, that's Maxman.
That's literally Maxman.
Oh, T8, Bobcat 4, Kinetic.
What?
What?
Oh, whoa, whoa!
See what I'm saying, bruh.
You don't see the problem.
What's his problem right now?
I'll take it.
I can take whatever I'm going to die.
I'm going to be a body.
I can tell you, I'm going to be a body.
I'm going to be a body.
You're a kinetic with a kettle.
It's a kinetic.
I'm going to be a fucking...
Am I coming down or up?
Did you take all three bodies, D?
Uh, two of them were three.
One of them had to be three.
I'll give you...
I'll give you a shot.
I'll give you a shot.
Is there anything down here?
Do you think I'll take it?
Okay, you want to call it kettle at the Connecticut now, okay? Okay? Oh
You good
Oh, oh dude, you I thought
Thank you
What's wrong with you, bro
Oh that fucking hurts so bad.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, fuck.
No way.
Nico want to play Rust?
I'm sane, man.
No.
Shut up.
I'm at 8 hours deep playing arcaneers.
Fuck out, man.
Shut up.
Dude, don't be a douche.
You guys are on early.
I'm going to have to do this.
I'm taking a fucking shower.
Get the fuck out.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
OK, I will say, though, I didn't have to turn
And she says that like it's the crazy
I'm scared
What do you think she would play
I had to guess man, I really I don't know I just mid lane kind of hard to tell
Don't ever say me laying that crazy
God I'm so hungry. Are you really? I got a chef over tonight, but I
Understand how it's supposed to help me then it's ready to say you're invited
Okay, I'm gonna go to your seats tomorrow
little nurse yesterday yeah you're
trolling all right
Oh
you dad you don't actually hit on W
oh I killed him
well tell me why I went to the roof
trying to help you
the roof the roof
the roof is over
Oh, bro. I feel like I just got fucking...
Leg kick. Who's the best kicker in the fucking UFC, bruh?
Like, you know what I'm like...
Oh my god, you're like, tying it up, bruh.
Um, let me think...
Um...
Are you still like, violence? Are you kidding me?
Well, this guy throws a really good kick, but I really love the way this guy keeps this guy.
And this thing, and this thing, and this thing.
Fuck it.
BRUH!
I
Got a little good. So I should bounce off his head. Yeah, I did bullets like that shit
Put the roll home to the roll. Thank you. I don't understand. I'm an athlete. Oh
What's this shit?
I heard a car learn shape what it is okay drinking up water
I mean clearly not if you move it got a cramp. Don't talk about bro
You would bearish me
I'm gonna water today, but I just today and that shit fucking hurt. I've never gotten that before my life
Holy shit, how that feels like
I
Eat it big we'll see you soon
Shit
We will free loot delivery
I'm gonna snap up all the way up roof
Wait, wait, wait, wait. Here you go.
Shoot your gun! Shoot your gun!
So long! Yeah, good job!
Thank you.
You hate me? I'll say that, bro.
Your name's ol' Popeye. What's your name?
What's your name?
I'll say that. I hate this wrong word, bro. You know what I mean?
Well, I want Popeyes now.
I bet you do is crazy. You know what actually I'm sick and tired of this hate. I'm standing up against it now.
I'm kidding boo. I'm sick and tired of you. You don't see this is what you do. Okay. Oh
You're always doing this
end up in the strip club against his birthday. I can't tell him no.
Oh my god.
You know what you do?
I mean, you don't even fucking care.
I don't even care.
No, he's like, I'm in space.
You don't care.
And then I try to fucking text you and you block me.
Okay?
And then what do I do?
Check your story and there she is.
Okay, again.
And then someone else just fucking answered a little bit weird.
I don't know if that's like, do you even fucking care?
Like I put so much effort into it.
Like it's wrapped in sugarcane.
Ha ha ha ha.
Sorry.
Oh, nice shot.
Shit.
Damn, shoot back.
Just play Battlefield and you know what Bullardrop is.
Over here. Over here.
You ever had a 5-5 stick ammo before?
Didn't think so
But you can't even pick up an elegy fucking what's a reload time? Yeah
Nelly Italian made shotgun and for you drive a truck didn't think so by Prius
No, I don't like them. They're all gonna die
That's better than me. Can I just play support?
But you
Maybe slow to AC
Dude, I am horrible. I'm not getting our big silver
I'm not a healer, bro. I engage with Blitzcrank get it fucking right
But if I need to play a Nami, I'll play a Nami
Yo, I guess I'm not me, you know. Yeah
Are you actually a support?
No way.
Yes, bro.
I'm great.
I'm great at it.
I'm great at it.
Wait, my snappers.
Whoa!
Look, I always play tanks.
I play Dr. Strange.
So you play top lane, right?
You play top lane?
No, that's not top lane.
Wait, you got a spider on you, right?
You got a spider?
Yeah.
I have to actually worry about CSing,
and I can't do that.
It's too much.
I'll close your wreck
You change your mind like a girl changes clothes
Yeah, you
PMS
Like a bitch. I would know
Yeah, you
always think
Always speak yo Katy Perry really has some bangers
What's she doing now? It's time to go to space. I think he's dating that
Oh, nice.
There's those over here.
Ooh.
They're not good.
Because you're hot and you're cold, you're yes and you're no.
You're in and you're out, you're up and you're down.
You're wrong when it's right.
It's black and it's white.
We fight, we make up.
We can't sweep
Whoa, you don't really want to stay no
Or show you what I really fucking got whoa
He's not really playing controller you guys he's just sitting forward pretending like he is okay
That's a fucking new one
I'm going to go upstairs and I'm going to put my nut sack on your drum sack.
You're trying to watch this.
Dude, I can never catch that fence, man.
he's taking it out
what's the data tonight?
i have no clue, i'll send you a picture of the thing though
spread
Okay.
When, when, when, when drag was over, like I, I'm not gonna lie, like half the shit that was on the paper I couldn't even pronounce.
He's on, he's on live.
Like I, I don't know if they do it on purpose or like it's in French or some shit, you know?
But I don't know really what's going on, I just know it tastes good.
Ah.
Ah.
Oh yes of course.
Does that me pick too?
No.
Oh my god it's boat.
You won't go down cause you big can't float.
Cajun food tonight?
Cajun food?
That's a genre I don't have a lot of experience with.
Crawlfish.
I'm going to say, you should know about that, right?
You're very little, yeah.
Yeah.
I'm going to say, it's a good for real.
Yeah.
That's it.
I think the poop out.
See, that's, that's, man.
Man, that'll do it for me.
You say shit like that to me.
That's, that'll do, Piggy.
Right there
Like what's so good about a chat like what do you have crawfish what do you what do you like?
What is your chat man?
I have a lot of spicy fucking snappie stuff things apart.
What the shit?
I think that will find him a nice guy that wants to clean his gooch and cook him dinner
everywhere.
What?
Can we lock in?
Hey what's wrong with that though?
Hey what happened?
Hey what?
I don't want my gooch touched.
Oh.
Alright man.
And you smack the fuck out of your desk, you okay?
Because the four messages before that was,
Drag is in the Mary of Strippers, so...
That's a little crazy.
They're routing me up.
That's a little crazy.
We can't, we need to protect our boy here, Jeff.
You know what I mean?
I don't think...
Look, I'm sure the stripper's a nice lady to meet him.
Hi, honey.
How you doing?
Huh?
I don't want to hear that side of yours.
15 minutes, yeah.
LG? Sure. Yeah, sounds great.
You know, Chad sometimes lives on serious.
Okay, that's one of those times.
Like, of course, right?
Hi, hi. How did she just didn't even question, bro?
Yeah, no, she already has a bullshit 24x7, right?
Good carry, Lutz.
I
Be fairly you guys are both always fucking yeah, oh you got it
Hey, man, I know corny shit, but if you listen man, you're getting married
I get married. I mean you got you have it
If you can't have fun with her like okay, she's not a homie first
But like if after the the cute shit and the W W shit if after that
You're not friends, and you're not and good luck man
You'll be with that person over anybody else for the rest of your life forever ever
forever forever ever get head get head this one's for the forks and this one's
for the spawns water
mommy mommy
That was in the Mundo.
I'm gonna say little men fly.
I'm gonna say little men fly.
Make the little men fly.
You guys wanna make them fly?
I have mines.
I'm not gonna make them fly, bro.
Bring mines.
Let's make a fucking pile of bodies down there.
Let's make them fly.
We got a fish.
One pun fish, one pun fish.
Bro, it's great when it works out.
We can just keep stacking them.
We can do to bro. I'm not actually not that probably won't be good. Everybody hates that mode now
I have a Miami weekend here
Well, that's how we were Miami, bro. Oh
What's this? It's the TV's birthday today. Yeah
Nice.
He's a year in front of me.
He owe me all money.
Trennata.
Trennata.
Trennata, Siente.
Trennata.
Are you in the summit like OGs?
Like, oh, you got to be there.
As far as game needs concern, brother,
we literally need the trailblazers.
Blazers like yeah, we started this shit. What's it called? What's the thing called of the president's heads on the
But yes, we were all around before this was everything
You know like if you were around before people were streaming then you're you're a complete og in game space
And I mean I was playing game battles in 2002 made good three
I
Was playing on Xbox connect before Xbox live came out. Do you know you know what that is? Oh my god, of course
Yeah, I have a computer. I'd have on the max box live
dude
Yeah, no, I remember the Wi-Fi adapter here. We're playing the first. We're playing the first nose. No Wi-Fi adapter
I'm talking before that. This is like all where you would hook up your you need to you need to put an ethernet from your
Xbox to your PC and then goes his them link and then you got a you got to open
up some program on the PC to where you connect to other people and that was the
first version of Xbox Live like before Xbox Live
They all yeah, it's crazy
We were feet that you know we had a big group of friends that were all
Play but I was wait about where they're where we find the winners
I thought people were rich one of my friends had a blue tooth X watch your 60 mic
I'm sorry, I'm sorry I'm sorry.
Oh yeah, that little white one.
Yes.
Dude.
Holy shit, you have fun.
Yes.
I'm just serious.
I'm just serious.
Dick, sit down.
I'm sorry.
Come on, dude.
We had a great time today.
I had a great time.
We've been on dick the whole day.
8 out of the 9 hours probably.
Give me a little break.
Alright, alright. I'm coming.
Oh shit, come back then.
No.
Can't sit down.
One stem. Where'd you come from?
I don't know, just down the hall.
Didn't we have one stem on it?
No, yeah.
I don't know why.
All right.
Oh, that was a free carry.
Let's look in.
Yeah.
Oh, wait a minute.
Yeah, we gotta go and look in the main room.
Get ready.
Pour it out.
Pour it out.
Arm the lock.
I hear another team, by the way.
I don't know where they are
Are you off long maybe?
Watch it
They've breached this or they put a doorstop on it
Definitely long
What is that playing?
Long, long, long, long, long, yeah
We don't watch it
We need to shoot.
Put a man behind.
I'm just gonna push.
I got you, dude.
Man!
Watch out, one HP, one HP!
Oh, dude, I'm trying to get back.
That's fine.
Play you.
Think it was one HP.
Like actual one.
He has the healing.
One around the right side now.
The opposite side is me.
Play it, play it, play it, play it, play it.
He just resed.
He resed out left.
To your left.
Yep.
Yep.
Right right, right right right right!
That one!
Aw, that's real old.
Nice.
Come on, come on, come on.
Play, play it, play it.
Play you guys, play you guys.
That's over there.
Take the fight, take the fight.
We all swing it together.
Nope.
Nope, back.
Swing it.
Watch, he's really weak, really weak.
On him! One, one, one, one, one!
We got you, we got you.
One up, one up, one up, one up, one up.
I got you, I got you, I got you.
Watch out, I got one in there.
I'm gonna stir it real quick.
You got him?
Yep.
Oh, you can shot my mind, shot my mind!
You can shoot my mind!
He's running away!
Go, go, go, go!
Get that volcano, we need it for Niko!
Go, go, go, go, go!
There we go.
Hope left.
I don't have any sins.
Hope.
Left?
Maybe the left, like over here?
Right, right, right, you're fine.
oh
oh mine watch out i beat it
come here get him
go up
You're going nowhere.
We got you for three minutes.
Three minutes to lay down.
I'm gonna look for these other guys here.
I'll just shoot my phone.
Yeah, I'm gonna have to shoot his body, sir.
Not for a while.
Want to?
Let it go away, let it go away.
Get that fucker in small cano right now.
Get it off.
I'll tell you, just look at it.
I'm gonna go find this guy and I'll knock over here in 15 minutes.
someone's crawling hatch for sure the
teenagers are all that weak and not like
I'm not that guy, he's by calling away
winners, winners, winners, big time
really? yeah
fuck yeah
oh yeah
oh my god, you're getting nice
do you want me to gun it?
alright, I'm gonna find this guy
I'm gonna get you out of the car
I have your volcano
your volcano oh yeah he was he was trying to get up out of here man huh oh
we good good yeah I'm gonna
oh oh oh
I
Found a crawler
Is it the blue?
Is he blue?
Blue goggles, you're right
Got two nicks
He was trying to wiggle his ass up out of here
No way.
What's happening?
There's gonna be a lot of my bodies right out here.
Yeah, go to that zip line. There should be.
Oh, I should all be there.
You all, dude.
If this rocket's here, it doesn't fuck off.
I'm gonna shake that.
I
Fuck you bitch
Boys get all that at the zip line cuz I'm gonna be just oh my oh
Oh
We got we kill the guys that you know, I have whatever brother I got it for you
But I'm gonna have it all bro. They have time at all. I have it. I have it for you. Oh
My chat, are you kidding me man? Look at this fucking inventory. Oh
Yeah, two volcano force for you
I got I don't have a tempi for deep
He said don't worry about me
I appreciate you
Thank you
Guys you cut in the tunnels I
Didn't I don't know where they were. I think it was all you guys, right?
yeah well we went to Long Hall as soon as I could kill them I don't know if they
gave up or not
what do we all got how much we all have I'm at 300
I just have a two volcanoes I don't know what it is
we'll loot man
I'm on my final loot around
that's what y'all loot at loot man damn it
oh there's a raider right here wait up right here
This guy's a little hit.
Herbie's there, we need him.
See, that's Joe Mind Valley right there, bro.
Come on, little kittens.
What are we doing?
Holding the shutter out here in front.
Awesome.
We're going up.
I
Can't see him
And bill
Yeah, green shields you were free kids a minute
Man y'all never lose shit, bro. I'm sorry. I can't trust y'all worth nothing
Can't do it. I know the body of ships
I was drafting all that shit got him got him he's got the things I didn't check out there was in this
case fucking stacked for the villains to the fucking aliens my boy are you seeing this right now
oh my god oh you Papa oh you Papa oh you what you do what you Papa oh you didn't check both of
him in the scavultines oh flash what one moment eat the honey get puzzle okay
enjoy dinner
I'm never gonna stop it was LG would you honey I'm cooped up on 304 k subs
It's a stinky butt.
It's a stinky cheese man.
Ow!
Are you hungry?
Did you eat yet?
Did you eat any good food today?
Are you hungry?
I mean, no.
How are you gonna be hungry?
We're trying to eat, boy.
We're trying to get big on them.
Get strong on them.
Mobile, agile, hostile.
Say, what is pain?
Threats bread.
What is fatigue?
Army clothes.
Instead of trying to find the motive, I do what I do.
I'm here to make it.
What do you say?
Say, west side?
Say, west side?
Wait, these guys left the hat. Are you two serious?
I'm looking around to see if there's any more crawlers.
Okay, mate. Okay.
I don't know what they are.
All right, watch the screen, press the button.
See this button right here?
You press this one in a second.
Right, watch the screen, we go three.
Press it.
Yeah, you called it.
Good job.
We're getting out of here.
Kid, we're getting out of here with our loot.
All right, I'm taking the hatch.
All right, go see my mom in a second.
Well, then, where's shit out of luck?
Is he yelling into his ear? Yeah, probably.
Any other questions?
Are you fucking serious?
Are you fucking serious?
We go a great job today. That was cool playable Maximus, you know, I know
Way to come in and come in hot, you know
Way to pocket right in the fucking day
Yeah, you know oh, yeah, it's like we needed the guy you came in
From the bench you do a 10 and 10, you know, it's great productivity
All right boys. I hurry up to go eat dinner and get my parlay in for MBA
MLB games today, okay, and then I'm back online tomorrow whoever wants to have sex
I'll be here at 9 a.m.. Easton right a fucking ride
Yeah, sounds good, and then this is my last that's my last dream and I'm fucking Miami man. You won't see me
Don't they?
No, but wait, what's wrong?
Wait, come on man. Don't do that to me, bro. I'm close that shit
Okay, yeah, I love y'all man. Thank you for hanging man. Maddie. Thank you for the time on the way out, bro
Maddie. Thank you Lou the Scott hunch. Oh, T. Damn Yeager bomb face wins big daddy Papa bear Joker
Thank you for the love man. Uh, I will be online tomorrow night. Okay, and then so just to give you guys an update on the schedule
So we got a lot of things that are unorthodox coming up here pretty soon
I'm going to mind me this weekend. Okay, I bought a big sweet and a bunch of tickets for the UFC fights
I love the UFC. I love fights
Shit kind of turns me on. All right, so I'm going we buy the fam some friends
We're gonna do that. I'll spend a couple days in Miami as well. All right, and then I'll come back
I'm gonna stream typically we don't stream, but I'm gonna stream on
Monday I think yeah, I'm streaming that I'm streaming Tuesday and the next day and then I'm gone again
I got to go back up home
My cousin's doing the thing man. She's getting married. Okay big old shebang for my kids the ring bearer. Okay, so
Man we're gonna fuck that up, but it's gonna be hilarious. Okay, so we're gonna do that
We'll be with the family for those few days. You know, he's gonna fuck that shit. I'm so best to be great
but then I
Come back and then we're back to the normal schedule. Okay now may I plan on streaming a lot
Because in June I'm gone for the first two weeks. We're on a gigantic trip with the family
to Italy
All right a wise man once said get busy living or get busy dying
I'm trying to get busy living. I love my life. I'm so thankful to do what I do to be in business
I am it's all thanks to you guys. I love I love streaming. It's so fun for me
I don't need to stream at all. I like to hop on and have fun with you guys. It's fucking great
All right, but with that being said
We we went to we we did a big vacation with the family and it was incredible
So we want to keep doing that every year. Okay now it doesn't always need to be two weeks
But we we want to go to Italy for a long time. So we're gonna hit all the things in Italy
We're gonna go for two weeks. Okay, so I'm gonna be going first first weeks of June
That means may we're going hard man like 300 hour a month
We're gonna be doing a lot of streams a lot of streaming not many days off
Okay, so I'll keep you in the loop a little bit of a weird two weeks coming up
But then we're back on it and then we're going crazy for me. Okay. Love y'all man. Thank you for hanging
I will be online tomorrow 845 9 and I look for you guys again then okay
Everybody have a good night. Take care. Take care of each other piece of love and I just catch y'all on the flip
Bye