NICKMERCS
[DROPS] ARC RAIDERS #1 PVP VILLAIN! INTO NEW APEX UPDATE w/ THEBURNTPEANUT & DRAC! ๐ฅ @Nickmercs !prime
05-05-2026 ยท 16h 08m
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That's my girl.
PISS MOTHERFUCKER!
Gimme my win, bro!
HELLO!
That green is found in this motherfucker at the best of your single life.
Is it true?
Yeah!
Yeah!
Why the polish fit up we can't communicate?
Seems like 90ps working all night, no breaks or recess
They ain't broke, yeah I know my cross on like a T-Rex
Bitch I'm 23 years old and I ain't riding in the Prius
My cousin from the school can't believe he graduated
Through 20,000 dollars told us congratulations
Cause bitch, I wasn't made for that shit
But I could proudly hire him and who I'm paying for it?
Shit, yeah, give me my t-shirt
I'm on it, I get mad, I'm on it, I'm on it, fuck it
Bad bitch, her choc choc, rapping on her cheat sheet,
laying dollars on my e-mail, you mad as hell, you ain't cc.
She ain't RBS, bitch, she knows PS.
What I love my city, in the story, hit the PS.
I don't like me back, I don't care, baby.
I'm back, yeah, this was second, but I don't care.
We try and they say, let's game, I'm back.
So, I'll be back, give it all to me, babe.
We got the two most common dresses,
and this is where we're headed.
Pandamera gets turned back, need to say it ain't like B-B-B-W,
where the fuck am I from?
I got white, we're serving that, I been a jail, ain't going back.
I
So stream, it's class that we're gonna run. It's called production. It does one thing
I
Oh
Who makes this fucking game?
Are you under him?
I'm fucking going in, shit boys!
What's up, bitch?
What's up, turtle?
Oh, you gonna snub that?
What's up?
Shut the fuck up!
Shut up!
Oh, shit!
What is this?
Are you...
Oh shit!
Shit!
How about nothing without overkill?
You little fuck!
I hate you!
I hate you!
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
everybody in this shit, pete, the fuck out of this building
You know I respect that, bro.
Man, look at this.
He's gonna beat me to a pulp, please.
Man, stop shooting at me, kid.
Andre, he ain't coming, man.
Hey!
But you don't stop streaming, man!
Yeah, you can have me, but don't stream the one.
I'm not even sure if I'm the one.
Okay, uh, you didn't even know I was Simified Measles ago, but you know, don't be fake, bro.
Yapo, Kuchefo, El Guapo, El Gordito, El Longo, El White, all I'm saying is when it was time to aim, it looked like this.
I
That's when like
watch this watch this watch this
yeah my dick
I was definitely here for a second
wait a minute
I was here for you
that's it dude we won
what's up bro
you know you're gonna play it out
I don't even wanna play it out bro
Dude, what's up, PK?
We fucked around and won it, huh?
Oh, man!
We fucked around and won it.
This could be number five against it.
Hellbent goes down to the trap as well.
Nick Mertz!
Absolutely dominating this game.
58 players left.
Six Elims, they're one away from three points
based on Elims away.
I gotta say, Jack, I think this make it rain bonuses in the back for them.
24 seconds left.
These two boys are about to play.
They're not done yet.
They're pushing the top.
If Aiden's got more players above him, the time between these two, we were watching earlier.
They're in a huge build battle right now.
It's for Gossi and Sane versus Nick Mertz and Aiden.
And Aiden Trelloi getting some damage done.
If they get these two, they're in big bonus territory.
Aiden matching this.
Look at what he's doing right there.
Absolutely stunning.
He's got the high ground for the moment.
The shot comes there.
I
We always win our first game like when we play, we always win, I'll say that, I'll say that.
Why are you saying that like that?
masturbate the animation the fuck up bitch
Down, down, down, let's go, baby.
Let's go, let's go, baby.
Let's go, let's go, baby.
There's the way that I think they got it.
I think they got it.
I'm gonna save you.
Turn around, turn around.
Go away, go away.
I got the dog.
They got the dog, Nick.
Blabber, Biffle.
I
Oh
What I say everything I'm learning the last season I think players are
Oh
I see that.
Damn, I'm getting in the truck.
I'm getting in the truck.
What the fuck?
Stop!
Stop!
This!
I'm getting kills!
Free!
I'm swinging, I'm swinging, I'm swinging.
Make one, make one!
Nice!
Alright, one!
One shot, one shot, one shot, one shot!
Get the fuck off me, baby!
Let's go!
We!
We said, idiot!
I'm not making it to Dresden, I need armor!
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You know I never say you rose up again bro
Well what do you think you are Phoenix?
You think you're a fucking Harry Potter or something?
Rose up
This kid said you rose up
Oh man
Oh
Yo listen
We're gonna start today
With the game of chess
Not right this second up. That's not we're gonna start. Okay, it's gonna do it. We're gonna get the grease on the wheels
Let's get the engine going a little bit. Yeah, cuz this is gonna be a 15 hour stream
You're with me all day all night
You're going nowhere. I got you for 15 hours
Fifteen hours of play time. Hey, that's what we're doing. We're gonna go from the chest to arc Raiders
And then we'll go in from arc Raiders to apex now when that I don't know I
Don't know. I don't really know man
Hold on feel this one
I can explain. My son opened one of these up one day. And he was like, dead dead at
one of the pouches. He's eating the pouch he gives up on it. After one after one. So I'm
I'm not gonna throw away I drink it, you know?
Now, the holy shit!
What are they putting in these things?
It's fucking good!
Now I'm addicted!
I'm not here eating fucking baby food!
Like a little kid!
I don't think I know
So no, yeah, there's a heavy make
I'm gonna let my own
It is here in the best yet
I'm gonna let my own
So no, yeah, there's a heavy make
Hey, Marco
I don't think I know
Hey, Marco
I'll fucking kill you
No, no, fuck the Twitch shit, man.
Ah!
Fuck streaming.
Fuck all this shit, bro.
I'll fucking kill you.
Okay?
No, no, no, no.
Because, because, because you're being disrespectful right now, bro.
Okay?
You're being fucking disrespectful right now.
Oh my God, dude.
Hey!
Hey!
Put your eyes into the beat, scrub on you, I wanna make you move, because you're standing
still, and everybody likes what you're done, dude, you might be pushed right through me
on my way to you.
I love that one, man. Oh, that's a good one, bro
Yo, Devin legend was good my man. How is how is
Dad life, dude, and then debalas mask with a deer. Oh God
Debala was gonna run dear three Devin with a 10
Red with a tier one tacos with a 26 peak guys with a six seven six seven six seven there goes the chat
I
Failed in your threesome in Texas hitman Tony Antoine. No, what up in 95? No bad till Fred
Everybody calm down, man. I am so excited to play apex today
I'm excited for it all. You know what dude like you get these little pockets of your life
You know where you're where?
I mean granted like I'm so blessed, you know, but you we all have our own shit
You hit these pockets in your life, man. We're just everything is so exciting
I'm kind of there right now. I have so much to look forward to and I'll keep it
short-sighted like today I'm excited to play art Raiders I'm excited to play
apex I'm excited to show you guys how good a chest I'm literally the best in
the world I'm excited for this week I'm excited for May and I'm really excited
in June to get the fuck out of here go to Italy my family I'm cooking
with some shit with my vet I'm excited about my I'm excited about so many days
man is a little more excitement we thank you for the the new member man dual
they give it to the number two PDP villain number two well who's number
one the fuck just happened these between other nation man this respectful
the hell's going on man Casa Blanca in the ghetto the bottle what's up bro how
How you doing, man?
Good to see you, bro.
I appreciate you tier three, man.
You're a legend.
We got a legend in the stream right now, man.
Legend.
Come on, fucking legend.
My all-time gifter, all-time donator, all-time warlord, DiBala's masking the chat, man.
Let me drop it.
Give me a W in the stream one time for my boy, man.
This guy is the king of generosity, man.
He's been in so many of our streams.
That's some crazy shit.
All the boys, I mean, he just takes care of everybody.
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Just come back
I'll start this bitch over you guys hate trading
And now we're gonna be in a little bit of a pickle bro see what you did to me I
Should have set the bitch off right there Tim for I should have set the bitch off goddamn it
Be little even 10 bro short side happiness needs to be considered more man
It makes the days in life so much more enjoy piece of love baby live in the moment it moves fast. I love that bro
So he's gonna he wants to pop it off on this square I think
And I don't want that to happen
He takes
Wait if he takes this do I take that and then he takes this I take that and he takes that and I take this and this
Oh
I gotta do it fuck
Now this is a good trade for me bond I take it yeah, this is fine
We're good, we're good
That's plus one right there, bro
What oh that was slick
Is there a way we can protect this spot
Yeah, I got boom and boom so it was boom boom we go boom boom and then okay, so try to trade that out our castle
That was a bait right there that was a bait trying to get my queen
Yeah, tell me I'm not getting better say say what say will I he right now? I'm not getting better, bro
Okay
Thank you
It's a good trade that's too good
I'm not going to let you go.
That'll happen.
Check with the queen or the
And then I looked at you and I saw that you were saying the same thing. I was like, oh my god
They're thinking the way that I'm thinking
We're thinking the same
It's my idea though
Wasn't your idea
You know I'm saying bro
Baby, you're all my lonely mind
You just fucked up click like no riff-riff
Got to bring it back Terry
We just bring it back we're plus three or not plus three
I got hit there, I can't lie.
Yeah, what are you going to do?
Clock's ticking, Elma!
You think you're fucking slick, buddy?
Because I'm looking at that and that looks like a free pawn to me.
On the house.
That's what it looks like
That pond looks like
Alucard, you know me
On the house you'd say how do I show you guys what I want to do?
Yeah, it didn't work
There you go on the house
Or
We could look here
That's free it's free that you can't look at guys literally chain Wolverine. What if he's a streamer he has
2,800 viewers on Twitch!
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Mean I couldn't do that how I never could do that
There's no
We have a week of vods
Where I'm playing our graders every day, and I didn't that they want off the rib not one time
So I'm imagining that they're gonna be like the same way they've been when we've been using in the past week
You know where you just throw it and you know that
That's just not gonna blow up
For a couple seconds
My the only one that doesn't absolutely hate the new man. No, I honestly I don't think people listen man
People like the way it looks and they like the way it feels like a lot of people do it
possibly not everybody but
people people like it it's just
There's too much fucking arc, man.
We can't play the game.
You're gonna take a fight and there's three pissers, three shitters, three scorpions, and three...
spiders.
So I gotta kill 12 things before I can take a fucking angle on a fight. Look at this guy, girl.
Look at this guy.
I
That's all I want right there, bro. I just want to be able to do that
What you say fucking you really gotta do that, bro, I mean I have to
Thank you
I mean you your fucking name is blast his ass. You were you were you a pacifist now?
Yeah, watch it back watch it back watch it back watch it back straight south ways
Yeah, yeah
He gone you want to go little
Come on man, come on game
Shoot first ask questions later. You know what I mean
Yeah
What's up, gang?
No, I'm just another motherfucker man, you know me
I'll be playing a guy playing the games we're playing the games really what's up, huh?
Oh
I'm out here making friends man. God damn it. I'm gonna fucking pass at this lobby
All right boys
I appreciate y'all
The street with me wait wait you stream you you streams typing
Somebody get populated
It's like
Why you why you why you say that?
Cuz you play like big time names like
Poppy down there, man. Yeah
P Denny
Yes, sir, man. The big dogs
I
Will listen man, I gotta go get
Appreciate you Rick appreciate you man
We gotta I gotta go get some processors, okay?
I gotta go to that big building over there. You got you guys be good. It's pretty cool. That's pretty cool
Appreciate you good man. Be good. Nice to meet you guys man. You guys have a good week man strong week strong week
They come down man. They come down strong week
I'm getting my shit blasted right now.
No?
No, we're good.
How about that?
How about that, man?
I'ma fucking hit me with A, man.
Friendly, friendly, friendly.
I'm gonna kill a queen.
Well, there's four guys wrapped around the right.
They're pretty cool. They're standing there.
They're pretty cool guys, man. I'm gonna go this way.
Good luck.
How you guys doing?
oh shit oh shit oh shit somebody betrayed somebody back there bro it's like a
fucking anime show you guys love that shit right little anime shit gonna put
this right here because they do that hops guys
Who did it?
Oh, damn.
Who did it?
I think it was.
The first guy.
Okay, who did it?
I think it was.
The first guy
Yeah, who what was the first guy we got to go back and kill them all bro. I
Thought I thought we were on some cool shit. I
Think the first guy man. He was like all right
I'm gonna turn up now that he's gone
It's like not to cheese though just one G
No, Shametam, chill out.
He's the go-to.
The dude I thought you were is a famous,
the guy that we've been at is the type that's been in the group.
Apparently.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I promise you he'll kill me.
He'll kill me.
Hey, why did you kill this to me as a...
I don't care.
We went to one of you.
The guy that was a hater,
he thought they were all on the street in the thicket state,
and now he's like,
You killed a streamer?
No, no, no. He's the one that was shooting at Pope.
He's good.
Oh, shit.
Is that you, Nick?
Is it you, brother?
Brother?
Oh, you know.
Is it?
Oh, shit.
I'm gonna teach you a valuable lesson, my boy.
A valuable lesson, my boy.
No, no, you murdered our two friends, you murdered my son.
Listen listen listen listen.
Now I saw that but then you stopped and he murdered the two guys.
I let you fucking live over there!
You wouldn't be proud of me. You wouldn't be proud of me.
You would be proud of me, big. You see what I do?
I'm gonna ask you.
Thank God.
Thank God.
That guy's a demon, bro.
Alright, you crawl over here. I'll think about resing you.
Because I see what you
Know I don't want to kill anybody
Chicken it's all good. I don't want to kill nobody. Anyway, I just want to raise this guy
Why'd you do that you have a gun to chill chill chill to to I guess gave you a little butt tap
Little pet little pet pet
All right, well listen
Those those bodies are mine. You can't take all the loot you can only have that one you lose it
You could you go loot him, but don't don't lose the rest of them
Yeah
I'm gonna go get the blue one.
Alright bro, good luck man.
Wait, wait, wait, wait. That guy right there that you ran over, he had a Tarenta if you wanted to do the queen with that one.
Yeah, you can take the Tarenta if you want.
Yeah, yeah, baby, baby.
There you go, baby.
Yeah, he's gonna he's gonna try to go on top of the Queen and fucking the threat they
All right chicken Joe be good man, that's the lucky rough
Lobby's very confusing I can't believe that guy did that to us man
We let him fucking live bro. We rest them and that's how he repays the favor
I'm talking about other two news dick eating
He's too cool.
Oh!
I was going to let him live, but he's playing. The queen died.
So there's no need anymore, you know what I mean?
Guys, in life, things move, you know what I mean?
God, be careful out there, guys.
By the way, I know we're not going to sympathize
for somebody who came in with no loot, right?
Just get literally came in with nothing.
Therefore, he loses nothing.
Why, where's that guy at?
And to be fair, he took all my shit!
Do I gotta go back up top to see where I killed him at?
I think I do.
Lick my finger, put it in the wind.
I genuinely don't know where I killed this guy I found him, I found him, little stinky
but sure sure sure sure okay it's us against the arc what are you doing
you know those raids we've been in and before when everybody teams up to do like a queen
or something
and then
they're like all teammates and shit
and then I start killing one and they all gang up on me
are you guys ready for that?
because we're about to embark on a journey
this is about to be a fucking journey
1, 2, 3, 4... 4.
4, they're all stacked.
5, actually.
6.
I don't know if we can kill 6.
I'm gonna head back behind my Jupiter, that's all I care about.
But, I just put all my launchers in my safe pockets.
Yeah, yeah, that's what I do, dude.
Got a button to press it.
Oh, look at him.
Oh, look at him.
Guys, I thought there'd be three, not seventeen.
The whole fucking lobby's running in a single file formation!
It'll damage my expedition, Rookly.
Holy fuck.
Coward rat?
Oh, please.
Coward rat.
Have a little fun.
I don't know if I can miss.
Oh shit!
This is crazy.
OH SHIT!
OH SHIT!
Are they all gonna leave it once? That's pretty cool.
I can't lie. If I was so happy about it, I'll...
Wait, one guy...
Wait...
One guy got left.
Dude...
Or something.
And that's closed. It's closed.
Oh my god, they called it, they left them and then the fucking thing closed
Where's the next one?
Dude this raid is kind of sick I can't lie
I just cracked 7 shields.
Or maybe this is like that part when Darth Maul and the wall goes, and the one guy's
like, and the Darth Maul, and maybe it's like that, me versus this motherfucker, he steps,
like this motherfucker stayed on purpose.
I think they left him, but he stayed on purpose for the one-on-one.
Yeah, you hear it? I hear it.
No, I think...
I'm too late. Oh, portrayal?
What a shiesty lobby we're in.
Knock him, Ark. Knock him through your job. Yeah! Good job! Shoot again! Shoot! Shoot!
I've never want to arc the actor.
God damn it.
Was it not me?
Wait, is here another guy?
That's me.
I was about to stick my chest out this motherfucker, man
We're gonna be like them two birds that do the dance to have sex with the Queen
We're about to have a dance off. I swear to God, but
I'm sorry hitting that shit show them all my feathers
I
Pulled the chest out Nick show my brother what you did man. They really all left dude
Marco that guy on the mic sounds like you
Thank you Marco
J.D. for three seven and kittens Marco said you like dick so just want to confirm that Nicky squirts
Hey Jake watch watch the way you talk to me, bro
Because there's a lot in that single resale right there, bro.
Okay, there's Kitten, there's Squirtin, there's fucking Dick, there's the brother.
Processors.
Man, when we saw 19 people in a single file formation, the plan changed.
I saw Red, I was like Abu and Aladdin, talks nothing but the lamp!
I
Was like I can't I can't I can't pop pop pop pop pop pop
We're letting them all have it man
Pop pop
Pop
Touch nothing bought the lamp
But the lap.
But the lap.
Okay.
Yo, that was a...
I can't lie about that.
That solo game was awesome.
If you might want to S2 that one,
like for...
That shit was crazy.
Recycle.
Sell.
I really don't need to sell anything.
It was just recycle at all.
It makes me J.P.
Thanks, we need anything so
Yeah, put that put that on the list that shit was crazy we had 20 people turn and shoot us
Okay, okay, okay, okay, you see?
The clock I already told infinite hutch did I
Will play I didn't know he was gonna be early in his crazy cuz I was literally texting him last night like yo
We can game tomorrow one game being game the next day. Let me know doesn't say anything shows up randomly live at 10 a.m.
Like oh
Then he's so hard to plan things with bro. He's like I
I don't even know what way to explain like describe to you the kind of human he is but it's the worst kind in the world
That motherfucker stays bullshit
He stays bullshit, bro
It's insane
Literally saying guys this morning by the way, I bent down. I forgot what like I was grabbing something and my fucking back
popped
I think I'm getting old, bro
It might be over man, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it really might be over like I literally bent over in my backpumped
That will happen
Well fucking shouldn't okay. It shouldn't
Ruben, thank you for the new member on YouTube, bro
I appreciate man, Walter Wright. Thank you. So I'm Jay. Thank you appreciate it man backshots
Alejandro's you bro, and don't think I haven't been seeing you chat Andrews this morning
You are insane this morning. I
Know what the fuck you're doing. I've been seeing what you're saying
Bugging out. It's what is what's going on. All right Alejandro. All right my guy. I see what you're doing
If I come off mute again, and you're double muted, I'm gonna blow a gasket.
Did you actually?
Oh yeah!
Why are you double muted in Discord?
Can I not be?
No, you can't!
Why would you be?
Because you're loud!
It doesn't matter!
I'm the fucking best!
It's okay!
And you're just mad because you had big aeriolas and I don't!
That's where all this stems from!
But I-I-I'm not your daddy!
I'm not mama!
Okay?
It is what it is!
You might be jealous because I got big aeriolas.
Oh I'm not jealous!
I don't want big aeriolas!
I want my shit tightened right!
oh my shit hanging around hanging around yeah it is
you're not dude you're in the middle of a fucking game put a fucking yeah yeah
because you were double fucking muted space port hang on let me get my 15
batteries and walk five miles you don't even know the last game that I was in
there was a literally 20 army Rangers in single file formation coming off a queen
Going to the hatch and I blew seven backs out and you would have been dying laughing
But you don't even know about that you think I'm just fucking picking daisies in the in the in the escapade
Where's the days bro
Speaking of bro, I've been over this morning to grab something and my back popped
Literally
It's alright, you're not that old, man.
Dude, I'm turning 36 this year.
Listen, bro, if your back's popping and you're fucking like, eating ragu, fresh off the
butcher and shit like that, and filtering water and shit, yo, I'm gonna be in the, I'm
gonna be chocked, like when I'm your age, like SDGs, bro.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, we already knew, we knew, yeah, we knew that, though.
Like, your back's popping and shit like that?
Yeah, you're dead.
Is that what you're saying? Yeah, you're dead.
Oh. Oh. You're dying at 30.
Next question? Yeah. Yeah.
See you fucking later. Hold on.
I don't know where my aim just went.
He's aiming at the sun.
I don't know.
I'm getting bodies. What are you doing? Getting batteries?
Yes.
I'm not almost or poor.
Okay?
I get my shit on the weekends.
I climb when people are normally asleep.
Dude, fuck, man.
Arc Raiders, gotta love it.
Hey, are you running your fucking mouth down there?
Why don't you take it like a man?
hey wake up hey pick up
you just came off of the shooting at me? you said that's wrong didn't you? I know what you did
he's getting at us
It's gotta bleed out?
I think he fit in.
Oh, we got a crawler.
$23.19. We got $23.19.
Oh.
Fuck yeah. I respect this. Fuck yeah, fuck yeah, fuck yeah.
Yeah, light it up light this bitch up. Yeah
Fuck yeah
You got more wow
You think you can throw some more to the right I'm trying to find this body yeah nice
How do you have so many wow oh there's more yeah there you go
Niko, are you fucking seeing this?
From glow sticks on you bro.
Oh, he's got hundreds.
Just wanted to get an all-ass inventory of him.
I like the Avatar movie out there bro.
Where did this guy go? Fuck man.
I appreciate your glow sticks bro. You're the man.
There.
Yeah, I see that. Yeah, that'll happen.
close the guy down close the guy crawled to the thing I'll wait for you
Come on buddy, you can make it.
come on come on start typing right now oh shit
My little ball will hold on if you're gonna make it.
Give me a little kiss on the head for good luck.
Good luck, little buddy.
fuck we're just clapped
was that in the game
Nico you trolling me no oh that was definitely your stupid little fucking
XLR huh right it had to be
Hello? It had to be right? There's no way those in the game.
No way, no way, no way.
No way, no way.
Thank you for the aimbot.
Cloaksy and Speranza.
Jeez. I don't know what to tell you.
Like I don't even know what to say about that.
The kid is like an elusive jaguar in the fucking, in the high trees.
You can survive out there.
Like you're in a safari and shit and then like probably not.
OK, I know you could survive.
Oh, yeah, that's a good one.
Now, if you and me were out there together, I think I'd have a stronger chance.
I
Guess you just beat me. I beat the fuck out of you, bro
Damn, I'd kill you. Okay, and then what?
what I
Killed you and I'd have food and then I use you as well. I want more bait for more food
Hey, they're not gonna they're not gonna keep like eat some of that stutter ready. You have to like let me live
But they want something alive
That's how animals work
Do you know you know that though?
They'll eat some shit. They'll eat some shit if they find it
So you're just fucking stupid. You think you know you're coming up with you don't they'll definitely scavenge some food now
Yes, I'm sure
They get it on a pack of lions has no problem out there. I do agree
What are you telling me they see a fucking
Cabra boo laying in the fucking street. They're not gonna eat that butt
They're gonna eat that ass like the last plate of spaghetti on earth
That they're starving. Yeah
Guarantee it
Let's go bro, you miss me
You miss me didn't you? I did bro. You're really the glue this team. What do you mean? You guys didn't have a good day yesterday?
we had a good day but like you know drac just like when he plays with me bro
like he just unlocks like fully I know and he says like he doesn't care yeah he
says it yeah but I gotta work extra hard and I can't have fun yeah he wants to
have fun yeah yeah he did what does that mean oh he oh he was like we were
playing a blue gate he had 400,000 inventory and was like looting while we
were like fighting drac dies I'm like I go to res drac he dies again I die and
he's 1v3 and he's like yo I'll drop you a bobcat yeah this just goes back to the
bobcat and like this goes back to what it goes back to China this is this is
just because this is Chinese so in China they say that you are they say you are
like the animal inside you and
People don't understand that that that's it's like
I'm like a fucking bear, you know, so I'm gonna be nice and times now
I'm gonna eat a lot of food like you know, it takes a lot to keep me going, right?
But I'm an animal machine you
You're like a fucking
You're like a hippo nobody's allowed in your pond, but if you're cool with you then you're cool
You know, Symphony's like a vulture, bro, and you gotta remember that man. They get the same nose, same tendencies.
You know, they're gonna do, they're gonna, he's gonna vulture it up and, oh, that's, that's Edward.
Oh, got the mines.
First game on, Tempest.
Okay.
I
Saw him a hippo. I respect that's that's a compliment. I say like people take that it's all but it's not
Like who's fucking around with it? You're a fucking
force
Unstoppable force big-ass fucking premium like nobody's head by okay animal quiz pop quiz pop quiz what?
African animal
defeats a
hippo in a one-on-one match for me or chat it's for you chat's fucking
elephant dude you're so smart a lot of things like apex I even a predator but
they're not a predator but like but like but they nobody's fucking with an
exactly exactly like on land like nothing on land nothing nothing on land
bro nothing I heard a door just now 100% heard a door do you hear that there's
another door here a ball
where would that be yeah that or garage
yeah that's not a long haul oh you're right close right close right pillar
My PQ and back up
And I just got shit on
Crazy widespread now the big guy
They're pretty fires right side. Oh, oh, he's gonna do it. I think we'll pull it
He'll know
All right, I work about just did
I have so many Bobcats bro.
Door.
That might be door right, it is door right.
They're in.
They're around.
You cross left and then the other guy.
Walking up.
Up the stairs.
One.
They're looking for you.
I thought you're mine though.
It's a break.
Break! Break!
Watch your drop down.
Dead.
Look!
I got slammed right there.
I can't walk through here.
the corner holy fuck I don't know shit I'm here mommy mommy come on man where's
our fish trap we need more fish
I used all my teeth yeah I love about this update though the
teenage nerf has been absolutely fucked for it so did that go live today or was
it live when you're playing with they were saying like it's a like the update
came out they never teammate delay and then someone forgot a glitch to like get
around it and then they fixed that so now it's like playing pretty nice now I'm
not getting my experience. Okay. Nice bro.
Huge.
I had I got two templates on these guys if you need any.
I got a bomb good. I got a bomb yeah I can take it.
Can you did they fix being able to hear the walls coming down yet or no?
No, that's so silent.
Beautiful.
I love that.
I need crude.
Went to the beach with the fan all day yesterday.
Got a little cooked.
Oh, so great, man.
Oh, you got some burnt.
Nico walked with me bro like I probably walked two miles like a whole mile
there a whole mile back to like the this little pier and he went with me the
whole way bro and like didn't complain like like just I couldn't believe it I
thought for sure I'm throwing up above I gotta pull up my shirt oh there's the
way back nah man you just fucking you want the whole way and then we get there
and it's just a craps everywhere dolphins
He's having a ball man
Yeah, you got dolphins out there. Oh, there was like a pot of dolphins there just happened to be swimming right by
You know how I saw I literally heard it first. It's like
the fucking air thing, you know
I look at that look at the water. There's fucking 10 of them. What the hell? That's awesome. It was sweet. It was so cool
Oh
Bro you
One thing I actually like love doing doing well watching proud of Japan
Yeah, she was all the way in right?
They almost like took out our bow, I'm not even lying
Right now I went to Hawaii did the same thing you did the same thing. Oh my god. It is cool. It is cool
There are humpback whales, right? They've got to be in the sea. It's by a humpback. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I figure it was a humpback.
Crazy how big they are, bro. They're huge.
Like my cock.
Do you hear that, babe?
Like my cock. You know what I mean.
You know I never understood or I never actually watched or like crab fishing is it like really that dangerous
Like are they really just out there like that? Oh, dude. You just need your senior on that
I maybe sound like a couple clips. Yeah, I think people die like all the time now all the time
It's like I know but they can pay so much money, bro
It's like those are huge ass crabs, huh? Right like you have to be
Yeah, that's the only way to like catch them easy these years like because of the shitty weather
Is it just like well you got those crabs you guys hone crabs as well, which are the expensive ones hone crab claws
those ones are like
Oftentimes they could be like around boats or you know close to the shore, so it's not like the thing that you're thinking of but
It's still crazy. Yeah wild job
Say somebody do that in here man. You guys go out the sea if you got there
I would hate I would dude. I would not like that man. I would not like that at all
I can't lie to you
Anybody like just going overboard or like
Shit hitting you. I don't even think crab is that good like I think of all of that like that whole like crab
Obster, oh, sorry. I definitely like crab the most but
I'm not I'm not a big
Big crab. I think I'll just be pissed off. I imagine just bringing it back to shore and the guys find her. I appreciate you man
Thank you. Like you just went through hell like a week out there some shit
So the crab you want to talk about crazy leave this so homecraft right you can I
Don't know if you know this but the claws are worth a lot of money a lot
So what these fucking people do is they take the crab right they catch them?
Yeah, you fucking hear me they catch him they chop off his claw throw him back in
No, but they leave one on but they chop off the other one and
Listen, these fuckers grow it back.
Oh shit, right.
There was like starfish shit.
Yes. Yeah, they they reach it like spider-man.
So I'm saying, oh, I didn't even know they did that.
You know that? Yeah, bro.
Just imagine, like imagine you and me hanging out in the ocean
with a couple of stone crabs, and I get caught.
They take down the water.
You're like, oh, no, Nick.
And then like 10 minutes later they throw my eyes back in and I come swimming back down to you, I got half a fucking arm.
It'll be like Drax friend.
Fuck it.
It's like, hey guys, how you doing?
You know?
I should go back.
Fucking crazy, man.
And by the way, if- if-
If, uh, crabs can do that, why can't we do that shit yet?
Tell me they can't put some crab DNA on our fucking leg or something.
Yeah, how many fuck-ups do you mean experience they have to do to like, perfect that shit?
Well, get it, get it going!
What?
What are we doing?
Some like, fucking evil villain shit, bro.
No, I'm not. I'm trying to help people, motherfucker. Like, quite literally the opposite.
Yeah, people walking around with half a fucking leg.
legs like what you tell me that you can't put a fucking crab in the dam
well so we can send a guy to the moon wrap around slingshot like armageddon but we can't
fucking dude you know what i was talking about yesterday about i believe you because like
what about like you think there's a guy that like invented cars running on water
but then like he gets taken out i didn't know that was like actually a real thing like he died
are you on that conspiracy shit like where they take where they i know it's not even conspiracy
like he actually thought oh yeah I guess it's a conspiracy but like I didn't know
that was an actual thing. Oh I didn't either we're so... I don't know what you're saying but you're saying it's this guy.
I heard some guy figured out how to make cars run on water. Sure. Like you do okay.
And then apparently he just died out of like nowhere like a freak accident.
Oh you talking about the gun that took him out actually? Yeah.
Yeah this is it gets a little crazy I can't lie to you.
Yeah, I'm just gonna watch the big tacks, man.
That's what people are saying.
Whoa!
Yeah.
Sorry.
Whoa!
We're having right there.
We're having right there.
Oh, you got my chow.
Some CIA 100% took them out.
It's over.
Chad, shut up, man.
They're gonna come for us, man.
We got them.
Yeah, that's what these boys are.
GGs.
Wait, go up, go up.
Bad kills, guys.
Go up.
Chad, shut up.
They're watching, goddammit.
I'm gonna get a knock on my door.
They're taking him out!
I was in Miami and I got a fucking ticket in the mail they said I was 45 in a school
zone and they sent me a picture of me in the fucking car running with the glasses.
Yeah, bro, and I was thinking I like man
It's cool, bro. You came to speed and peace
Jaha, I'm not supposed to know I'm in a fucking school zone in Miami, bro
96 skyscrapers. I'm just happy to be in a fucking school zone. Well, which one is it?
Am I on the beach or am I in a fucking school zone?
Are they where are these guys?
fucking building over there
Signs lights. Oh, yeah, sure. Yeah
Let me just in- let me avoid the 86 year old fucking grandma!
Right? Not using her blinker, but let me look at the sign.
I'm trying to stay alive!
Try to get the family safe.
Yo, have you driven in Miami?
Holy shit, it's like a war zone, bro!
Nobody fucking- nobody uses any blinkers.
They use their hands.
I don't like it like you like it
Are you gonna say trash aim when your teammates dead?
Like your teammates literally back in sparranza, you're saying trash aim that happened in point three seconds
You're you're dead next watch watch
I apologize right now
Okay, but you're saying trash English now apologize
I was shooting at your- Hold on, hold on. I was shooting at your boy. I wasn't shooting at you. I was shooting at your boy.
I was shooting at your boy and your boy's dead.
But your boy's dead.
What do you want boy?
What do you want?
Who's gonna carry the buck? I'm gonna send you to Dagestan
You're gonna go to Dagestan
Are you ready?
You're gonna go to Dagestan
You're not gonna come back for three years
But when you come back you have to have a wolf on your back
Cool sound good
Why you gonna have it on your back for because you're gonna hunt it and eat it
Yeah, I'm gonna go to Dagestan
No, we're sending him to Dagestan, honey.
You're gonna go to Dagestan.
There's too many rich folk around here they don't know.
They don't know what a hard worker.
Oh no no no.
Oh no no no.
No no no no no.
Oh no no no.
That right, Chad.
Straight to Dagestan, you go.
You gonna be able to come even it.
Huh?
You wanna see a little Chad?
Jess says you're smelly what they said
What's that what's it hide my friend
Hello, what's on Nico?
Hello
Oh
No, hi yo, what up gangsta?
Niko did you catch any fish out there?
Go to the beach
It is
You catch crab
Hey, hey is
Niko is that is that your name? What's your name?
Niko
Niko is your dad taller than you or you taller than your dad
Niko how how many legs of the crab have you see how many legs I had
Five legs oh
It's all four dolphins out there. Wow. They jumping out of the water
My name is hutch
nice to meet you Nico my name is Nico it's like you
That's funny, right?
I don't have that one.
It's often the way of it, Unico.
Alright, low man. Back to zucchini and bugs.
Alright, alright.
Which one no no no no you go mama mama that does gotta go busy working hard at work. It's a hard job
Very hard busy working
hard busy working
Hard work
You think this gonna pay for itself
Well, you're wrong
That has got to get busy. Ain't gonna break you
you think this work is easy?
Who's no carry the boat son?
I think I provide with you.
Nico, yalla, yalla, yalla, yalla.
Okay, okay, what's up? What's up Bryson?
I say your name's Todd, she's like, dude, what?
What?
I never met one of them before.
He's 700 pounds, he looks like once.
Are you kidding me?
And I thought we saw that in the ocean yesterday.
I don't know. Are you kidding me?
I'll hatch you out, Nico. Right now we hatch you out.
Pay it.
Oh.
I think, Tom, I think I'm going to do a really quick battery run.
You want to?
Okay, then we'll clean it out.
The Koopa is down horrendous.
Don't you worry, we got what you need.
I got 97 in Bobcat, so I'll bring one in every fucking raid.
Nice save.
Dude, we're getting rid of all this loot in like a couple days now or something, right?
No, I completely agree. I don't got a single or blue shield in less than three batteries.
I got 93 blue shields, don't you worry.
Alright, then let's get it.
We're good, yeah.
We're good, we're good.
Weee, 19.
Weee, 42.
Hello!
Dumbo, Dumbo!
Put Dumbo to scratch.
Why is it my 46?
46!
Eyes, eyes, eyes!
What you got a jet sweep on to on to you got a what I'm gonna tell you to call the play
you guys just say the most stupidest fucking shit man you're like hot sauce hot sauce
zigzag three right three right x9 x9 bubble gum bubble gum 42 sweeper
Bobcat give away on me. Come on, we're good.
Oh, he made it. He made it. He made it. Why did he?
Why did he?
I'm back and I'm better.
All right, big hutch. What do you need? You need a shield?
What am I bringing for you?
I am, I'm all good on the first run.
All good on the first run.
Okay, hit the fan. Got it, got it.
There it is. There it is.
Thanks, hit the fan.
I'm gonna start crying.
How was the game last night?
I saw you there with peanut.
Did you go all night?
No, I went to about 1AM.
You're a trooper, man. Holy shit.
Yeah, I went to about 1AM.
I woke up with one in my eyes.
voices down and I was playing yesterday as well I was oh I'm fucking terrible man
it ain't getting better even if it's just like every time I play I get worse
every time I'm tuned in man you you kind of beat and ask brahman I'm not seeing
there but it doesn't matter dude yesterday I was screaming bitching moaning
and complaining. Every single game, Nick, and I'm not exaggerating, my bot lane went
maybe 2 and 10 plus. Like, I have one that was like 2 and 20, 2 and 18, 3 and 54. Like
it was, it was unplayable. Every game I was just crying.
That's league though, that's league man. Some of them are just not doable, like you just
I chalk it up and go next we had I had a game where I ganked this this yon in the mid-lane right and ganked
Yone in the mid-lane Yone whatever the fuck
And I I screw it up right I died
He goes in shortly after he dies he starts flaming me in the chat
Oh, and I've already lost like five in a row, so I'm not having this
So he starts flaming me he proceeds to throw this set like minute four
the rest of the game and the game lasted like 38 to 40 minutes and he threw the
whole thing and I was I was so pissed that dumbass shit bro because bro they
have complete control and nothing you can do about it yeah bro in that wild
you got to be so good that you can carry it that's brutal I understand I made a
mistake but it happened in the first two minutes of the game and like that's
It's over now.
It's over now, let's go past it.
Right.
But they don't do that.
No.
They never do.
They never do.
They don't have a father!
Ha, ha, ha.
He last.
Any moons ago, never came back.
Said he was.
Broke his heart.
No, there's no outfit to stick,
but you can't take the goggles off
Keep the mask on, you're a fan.
Oh my god.
Chicken Joe added me after I blew his brains out.
One pause, by the way, holy shit.
Looking to make bozo, me bozo, three, one, two, three, bozo.
Take it out now.
Okay, I got it all.
I'll bring it, I'll bring it at all.
I'm here to fuck.
No smokes, no 401k, no Roth IRA, what's your net worth?
All your money's in your savings account, that's on you.
You're gonna have to learn the hard way.
Your money don't work for you?
Fuckin' pussy.
You don't have a boat?
You got a jet ski instead?
How you gonna go to Crab Island with a jet ski?
You got a jet ski instead?
You got a jet ski instead?
You got a jet ski instead?
You got a jet ski instead?
Hahahaha!
Hahahaha!
Are you gonna go and cry about it with a jet ski?
Hahahaha!
Go on out a few!
You pay your taxes?
That's funny.
Hahahaha!
What's taxes?
I've been ordered to read apps!
You're a rate belt to avoid it.
Hahahaha!
Me and Jake Paul are neighbors!
Hahahaha!
I spent 10 million, safe too!
They can burst through another giveaway!
Dollar for dollar, they say!
That's great!
Shit, I have new giveaways too!
Fucking pussy!
Look at your hair in the game!
Oh my god, you're rocking the molleto!
Oh, you like it!
What you put in that, sir? Which hat?
You see that in a bow called by that dude the bullet that was just me.
Brother Iowa dude, right?
Oh my gosh, it was so great.
I gotta sit here.
Wait, no, I think I did.
Is he moving?
Is he moving?
Yeah, no, I think I did some of the stats.
He should not be moving that fast.
Holy shit.
He was just a wimp, son of a bitch.
Wait, wait, wait.
That's not like a picture hodge with a cold sprint, bro.
Yeah, yeah, like back in the 90s.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
It's like just fucking running at you, bro.
That cold lung burn that shit hurts
You know, I'm saying we can take a big breath that's it stings 45 degrees you're out of breath you go to take a big one
And you're like
Again coach we just got back
another Texas tea suicide drills they still call it that they probably do
right yeah on the ground yeah let me see your ass keep calling that ass you're
I'm on the high
Up there
Yeah, watch the little bit fly watch the little bit fly watch the little bit fly
That'll happen
It's so great that works a little penis fly trap it is insane
I'm dead.
Damn, Nico!
Almost though.
Don't key.
Fuck the 2-5.
He's so funny.
Is that all in game?
Is that all, baby?
He's pissed, bro.
He's not happy to have died.
That's so crazy.
not a pleasurable experience this guy brought in a purple shield to not use it at all oh my god
oh you know he's pimping and heavy said too breasted 404 no attachments what
does he make it out of shocker
I'm surprised they call it suicides man, I like that's something that I thought they
would change, they changed everything else, what haven't they changed?
Maybe it's cold outside.
No, you can't sing that song anymore.
That is sexist.
No, we prefer you to sing WAP. Thank you
I hear him busting. Oh, baby. Is she busting? Oh, we ate, ate, ate, ate, ate, ate. Ape's
strong together take the wall down
Ape strong together
hit him with the slide down
hit him with it
Ricky the rock that couldn't fucking roll
who can it be now
where were they
and alarm went off I just don't know where was it back let me go
good thing to you were this close to lose
Yeah
We are the only are fucking
my trap oh
Shit coming
Mommy mommy mommy
that'll happen boys you guys have a nice flight was there any fucking turbulence
there's no one alive up top make sure to download the Delta app and give us a
review let us know how you're experiencing what's
Splitted into me, did she give me extra peanuts?
Hudge, this guy's infinite bro, he's a pacifist now, unless he plays with me, he goes to the farms, he doesn't nice, he doesn't shoot anybody, so then we get these little little little kid lobbies, these little kiddy lobbies.
Ah, lay infinite.
Please, don't go to the fucking explorer.
We just killed the whole shit.
Bobcats?
Last game.
What are you fucking saying right now?
I know
Well, you are a bleakie, but you're not allowed to do anything.
Just fucking...
Yeah, you won't play games.
That's all you're allowed to do.
I'll put the mines on and then we'll go farm outside.
And if we need to run, just run in here.
They'll chase and then...
Mummy, mummy!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Make little men fight!
Mummy, mummy, mummy!
Dad, the moondo!
Mummy!
I need more milk!
Great job, Sire.
Thank you, good side.
Oh, mine!
Yeah, it's probably those balls spawning in after we left.
23?
No way.
Well, I mean, every time we leave, the ball is always spawning in and blow up our traps.
And we turn around and nothing's there.
Didn't I tell you you weren't allowed to make any sense?
That's very specific.
Oh, they're gonna, they're gonna mommy-mommy.
Yeah, yeah, they're gonna mommy-mommy. It's perfect.
Come, Calwalk. We'll meet them down at the moon door.
Okay. I wonder if it game of thrones.
Oh, oh my gosh. I wonder if it game of thrones.
Like they went down there to loot the people that they...
actually through probably something like the homeless you know excuse me how
How was your flight?
Is that a fucking free kid?
You shut up.
You shut up.
No, you shut up.
You shut up.
No, you shut up.
Shut up.
You shut up, idiot.
Idiot moron.
Butt licker.
Hey, I'm just here for you.
You're a butt licker.
I bet your mom licks your butt.
I bet your mom licks my dad's butt.
Yeah, fuck yeah, she would fuck yeah, fuck yeah, buddy
I want to be your mom
Come on butt liquor crash sniffer you play ball like a
Oh, oh.
AHHHH!
Oh, shit!
What did I do?
I don't know, but...
He's gonna die, he's gonna die, he's gonna die.
I killed two, I need help.
Last one's there.
One bullet.
Hello, my friend. How you doing?
It's a copy maker, and hookah! It never breaks!
hell happened shark
leave me here and fuck me
ohhhhhhh
hahahahahahha
another team
just heard the uh
the big crab
you motherfits
big crab
yes you did
i think they're in the zipline room near staircase
I
Long as looking free
Come down the walkway
Got a stature in hand looking very poor. Okay
I'm awake. We get like right up on it. Don't don't put your foot
Now we can
Okay, dude, are you okay see me cowboy?
Yeah, I changed my day, bro. Yeah, I'm on the same wavelength. It's starting to get like really close
Yeah, it's very close. Yeah, very close one stutter it's GGs for me. Yeah, and we all stutter like all three of us
Yeah, especially you
Do we remember I buy you
Yeah, just stay right there stay right there don't move
Don't you fucking move?
Would you guys like to be on our team for the snakes fight?
Okay, let's do it boys
Okay, go go go get him go get him go get him
Go get him we'll watch you get in there
Don't kill the guys with shark pins on their head. They're our homies. I didn't want to he's broken
Damn, damn. Get him, Huts. Get him, Huts. Good job, Huts. Yeah, yeah!
That's our boy. You fucked up, didn't you?
Yes, you did. Good job, Shark Team.
Oh, my God, they got noisemakers.
Oh, damn.
That's my death personally, now.
No, no, no. We would never kill a soldier like you.
No, no, no. Please, don't let me down.
Hell, yeah.
You know what you did.
Yeah, I
I'll let you live if you bark you
I
You saw that? That's kind of nice.
I'll be shark bait.
Shark bait. Shark bait, wa-ha.
Shark's in the water.
Are you gonna swim or are you gonna die?
Okay, Hutch, we talked about the polar bear one,
but did we talk about the USS Indianapolis?
Because that one's almost just screwed up.
No. No, dummy.
They were the ones that delivered the bomb, the Hiroshima, okay?
They were on a secret submarine mission deep down in the underwater.
Nobody knew about it.
The submarine got hit.
They had to come up there, like two or three hundred in the fucking water.
So no distress signal was sent.
Nobody came forward for weeks.
They're all bobbing in there.
Sharks started to come.
They ate one.
Then they ate ten.
Then they ate twenty.
Then fifty.
Everybody just started getting eaten.
700 sailors and 300 made it or something like that.
Yeah, yeah, could you imagine bro?
I'll get you, let me get you a better one, let me get you a better one.
During World War II, the Japanese went on this island, right?
And this island, I forget the name of it, is infested with crocodiles.
As all these Japanese soldiers are fleeing into the island,
They get deep like there's no coming back. I believe I thought I want to say was the
Like us in the UK. We were pushing in and they were happened to go through all the way to the other side
There was like five or eight thousand Japanese or no eight thousand seems too much
We'll just say five five thousand Japanese soldiers moving through that that that island and like 50 of them made it
Oh, no!
What the hell?
They said that during the night, during the night they would hear screams and obviously
with crocodiles it would put them into a frenzy and the, those crocodiles, we're, we're
talking like big dogs.
The Bay Ones.
Well, fucking footers, you know, just.
Fuck man.
Eating everybody.
What are you doing in that situation, bro?
There's no going back.
Is there a tree?
You can't put it around.
I'm climbing a fucking tree, man.
You're in a swamp.
The tree's just gonna snap!
I'm gonna find something. I mean, I don't know what I'm fucking-
I'm probably dead, but I can lie to you.
Yeah, you can.
Oh, God's brutal, man.
Justin was a thousand, sorry. I exaggerated.
Well, imagine being the ones to get out of that
because they had to see and hear some shit, man.
I mean, how do you heal from that, you know what I mean?
Like, you just dropped in to an area where all your friends
just got eaten by actual dinosaurs.
just lived through Jurassic Park the movie.
Oh, fuck.
You know?
Yeah.
Insanity, man.
Hey, Ego, you know you'd be dead so quick, too.
You're fat ass.
Oh, my God.
I'm stepping in the wrong side a long time.
Oh, they love you, man.
Yeah.
They do that little roll they do, man, you know?
They shred.
You got to be like, yo, Nick, I'm hungry, man.
Oh, give me some of these plums.
Now, fuck you.
I know you got an extra bar in that bag.
No, sorry papa.
Sorry.
That's all she wrote.
Yeah, that'd be brutal.
I got to be honest, though, I'd rather
be in a swamp and in an island than in the middle of the fucking ocean.
I mean, in the middle of the ocean,
You know, what do you have, what can you do?
You can't, you don't really don't have an option.
At least in the swamp, maybe there's something you can do.
But then again, I think his numbers are better than mine.
Cause I'm pretty sure there was like
three, four hundred dudes in the water,
maybe half of them got clapped.
You just said a thousand people were in the swamp
and only 50 made it out.
I mean, fuck dude.
Why do you think they're pushing?
Or what, what, what did they say was happening?
They were like,
Hey, here's the scarier part right is that those crocodiles crocodiles can live
Hundred years for those crocodiles could still be alive today some of them. Yeah, dude. I'm my friend you page
They just airlifted a crocodile out and where were they at chat in Africa or something because they had eaten some dude
And they found ten other pairs of shoes in there, bro and the body insane
Well, so what happens a isn't time what happens is is those crocodiles this is a really big problem
Was I think it's in Africa where the crocodiles are like actively hunting people and whenever
Crocodile like lays eggs and have little babies and those babies are watching mama
You know how does mama hunt or they're seeing other crocodiles herded. They're learning
They're actually, they're actually like waiting at where these people are washing their clothes
and like by the water and they're snatching motherfuckers.
It's like part of the actual food chain.
And there's not many animals in the animal kingdom that actively hunt people.
Sharks ain't one of them.
They usually bite to like, what is this?
Okay, it's food, I'm gonna eat it.
Crocodiles, they'll sit on a bank for days, weeks waiting, because they only got to eat
once every fucking 15, 20 days.
Man, I would just probably even longer.
You know what you do kind of say like,
Tism time, like you're powering up or something.
You know what I'm saying?
Like you were using a move in League of Legends.
I miss that.
Yeah, Soulwater Crocs.
I look at it as they're very different
than Crocodiles, very different.
That's like comparing a dog to a lion, you know?
Wait, saltwater crocodiles are very different than what?
What'd you say?
And then like alligators?
Like alligators?
We have American crocodiles but they are completely different.
No they are, they are.
But both of them still do the roll.
They both still eat like crazy.
They both can't get really big.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
There's a lot of commonalities.
Yeah, yeah.
They're both so scary.
No doubt.
I mean, fuck, I see an alligator, bro.
I think in Florida, you're not a lot of, like,
awkward, but if I see one, man, on my property.
You can do, you can, they sell tags during hunting season.
You can see them.
That's not what I mean, though.
You gotta get a tag.
You have to get a tag.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You can spy them.
You can also, uh, spy them.
What is it, like, stand your ground or whatever?
Like, if it comes out of you, you smoke them.
As long as it's for good reason, you're gonna be all right.
Yeah, yeah.
Just like last resort.
Careful.
I'm just, I'm just going.
He I gotta do this thing where where I just straight line to the where we got to go
Now those California you gotta write in a letter and apologize. Yeah, and then kiss the letter to with hip loss on it
Yeah, you're still going to prison. Yeah, right?
You have to take your kids away.
Oh, he broke into your house, he held you at gunpoint, but did he pull the trigger?
Not a lot of your father anymore.
And your paycheck for the next 10 years goes to the guy that was trying to rob you.
What a way or the other if you don't fuck up something about it.
He was on that crack.
He only stole $645 that goes to $667, then he gave it to me.
Yeah, I'm sorry.
Let's beat the thrush up.
Well, let me introduce you to the Pacific Highway.
It's beautiful.
Have you been to Malibu?
Calabasas.
Oh, shit.
Don't stop, bring a mine, sir.
Oh, shit, man.
Don't you fucking be lazy on me now.
You got a gear, one from the east?
I got your walls.
Oh, yeah.
I can go a year without eating
Yeah
What a big-ass lizards brother like the Komodo dragons, yes
We actually didn't know to like the mid 2000s like
and beyond, that Komodo dragons actually have.
We thought it was originally a venom.
Now it's up to debate if it's a venom or a toxin or a poison.
But they, because their mouth is so nasty and dirty,
they develop this type of like bacteria
that when they bite something, it smothers the cut
and doesn't allow the blood to clot.
So you just bleed out.
These Komodo dragons will like bite a cow
and then walk it down and bleed down.
I've seen him do that, bro, it's crazy.
It also eats everything from the ass up.
Not a lot of things either from the head.
If it's bigger than the Komodo, it goes through the ass.
Nice.
He's those things.
I used to eat it, you know what I'm saying?
It always gives me a little hippie jibbies
when I think about how a bear eats man,
how it doesn't kill it before it eats.
Just like if you die, it starts eating, man.
Like imagine like you're washing yourself, getting eaten.
because you're going to live through like a couple takes of that.
Yeah, you're going to feel.
God, you're going to see the devil a little bit.
Oh, God.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
Jeff, mind you, the bear's eating your ass out.
You just like you got to feel a little bit.
Just a little bit before you go by.
You don't feel that tailbone get chopped up into the.
Get into the.
You're just putting me out.
You're so strong.
You're going to see your arm that you thought was strong.
It's not like a fucking beef jerky stick
You see where they have those same in the same is still like flopping around make this
Get off it's still alive
It hurts thinking about it, I mean I love bears, but I don't like it very much, you know me
Oh
Have you heard about the cocaine sharks?
Yeah. Yeah, they all those fucking drugs drug dealers out there trying to try to bring it over
That's fucked up actually. Yo, that's charge brains gotta be all one man
uh
uh
is that us?
is that a boss?
oh man dude
I'm just like I literally know all that shit. I see the Komodo dragon clip where he bites the cow in the back leg
and sits there.
Pistol shrimp?
Pistol shrimp?
No because I don't have an interest in that type of shit.
Let me tell you about the mantis shrimp.
They got like a...
No, no, no, this one's crazy. They got like a...
This thing that hangs out from like the sternum, the chest area, it looks like a bone with a ball at the end of it.
And they can swing this ball so fast, it splits atoms, like it creates heat.
And you can see if you have the super slow camera, in real time, in the speed that this thing is able to throw that motherfucker out.
Damn, so if it hit us, what would happen?
like wood wood
I mean probably
part of hey it gets obliterated
it like it goes up to like these crabs that are like 10 times the size of it hits a shell and it just goes straight through
no way
I gotta take a peek at this shit
I gotta see that
it's so fast
why did it look like a tiny explosion
it's like a whack of a
it's actually hilarious
areas
it's it's unbelievable
i thought there's so many stuff like that where it's like insane man
like i have another one did you know that coyotes
whenever they make calls
this is a problem with killing coyotes
a lot of people you know they eat chickens whatever they just shoot them
out of the water
at the end of the day
are you saying
is this the one where they're gonna use the girl as bait?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
This is the one where like a female coyote that's pregnant
can change the sex of the babies that she's having
to replace the pack that has passed.
Oh, that's fucking insane.
I don't know that.
Isn't that insane?
Is that real?
Seriously?
That's real.
Google it.
You say Google it, bitch?
Damn.
No, we had coyotes where we lived for a while,
and I had to tell my wife, like, look,
we can never let the dogs go after a coyote,
Yeah, or anything that makes a lot of times just a girl made them out
So I had I had to teach that one those little bunkers
Those little bunkers
Yeah, I'm going up I hear shots. I'm gonna get a little get a lack
We got everything all squared away. I got my crude oil
I got what I came here for mommy mommy the moon door flies not happening
No, no, I miss I miss is it can't change they can change how many babies they're having I miss quoted apologies
I still are you gonna be a female or they can change how many is gonna be in their litter I?
Miss quoted sorry chef. Okay. Now. Do they just crush one like it can they only go down or can they go up?
They can go up so like if they're missing a couple of coyotes like they do their calls
They're like oh, we're missing three three of them fit the dust. How do they go?
How does it go up? But do they just call for more semen?
No, I think that they they they able to like split the egg or whatever. Hey, bro
Come on, thank you. They overlaid more heavily
Okay, I'll relate. I'll relate more heavily
Or maybe they just called a little shawty over the leg. Yeah, I think that's missing too big. Yeah. Yeah, come on
Let that see I'm on time to go heavy. Yeah
You know what the fuck it is
We coyotes and we getting after it right now hold on hold on there's walls over here
We gotta go that way come on. There's this right here, too, but they're getting out at the hatch right there
It might be you're probably right. I hope you're wrong. It just went it just went blue
They probably just left.
You're right, aren't you?
I'm gonna go over here and see if anybody else went over here and then we'll fucking leave.
Look at my shot scene. Tism time with Hutch!
Makin' Hutch, animal facts.
If it ain't goin' no way!
Bro, we had a dog when I was livin' on a farm,
living on a farm that like his whole identity was just to go up into the
holler and just fight coyotes. At night time we would see the whole guy like pull him in
like to the house and let him sleep in the house and he'd whine just to get
outside to go to war. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can see the big ones man. The uh not the
not the kind of corse on the uh, Kangl. They put that big ass thing around their
that minute my bears out there monsters so cool man are so cool
Russian dog yeah yeah yeah 900 feet tall
pop an attention
I'm taking this wall
have you seen the one guy who had a dog that
got a fight with like a pit bull with like nine coyotes and one
No, that's fucking awesome though. He had like cuts all over him whatever and the owner was like
I had no idea what what he fucked so I went up in the woods to see there was like nine dead
Go come here. I heard a shot
I'm kind of these they're really like that
Damn a pit bull. I mean, I don't know bro. I doubt if people would be able to be nine, but I mean it could good
definitely could what pit bulls yeah people could do some work that's kind
of like nine coyotes I don't know about they could be gonna be a big dog
it's gotta be a big dog dog like like a kangled or a kind of corso or a fucking
tibetan or something like that
man I got full of that bull
I always aren't big but you see their teeth though bro they got they got some
fucking teeth man
do some damage
came of course those don't really just like they're so cool they're
unbelievable man no I won't so bad but she won't let me go
what the fuck that's not me i want one bro like i like us these are like those type of
dogs but anything that you like decide to fuck me up and come close yeah you gotta know
you gotta know what you're doing you can't get a dog like that i don't think you're gonna
be able to train it stand in the pocket you know i feel like every dog unless it's like
Like a super passive dog, like you gotta kind of like assert your alpha or dominance at some point.
And I don't know if I'd be able to do that, but I can't do it.
Hell no.
Brother, my goal in Retriever, if you, if you robbed me at night, you would bring you a shoe.
Hey, did I? You missed this?
Oh my God! Don't, don't forget the shoe!
Yeah, make that a bite.
Get me.
I
Yeah, my little TV over the door. He's like, oh, thank you so much. It's just run away
Finally
Right below me
That'll happen
Damn
That poor guy.
My man shot those big shots and then hit one.
That's all I'm saying.
This guy definitely has apricots, I guarantee it.
These are some fucking farmers.
Cut, you gonna walk that dog to the extraction come on?
I'm just gonna leave it on this way though, it's actually just where the cops are going to be.
Yeah, the boy.
Holy shit.
Now stick him.
Give him that little needle.
Beep.
Not free, pup.
Oh!
Damn! Damn! You really fucking tried it though!
Yeah, yeah, you got to do it. You got combat boots too. Take his boots.
I respect this place. I respect this place.
Take his boots you said.
That's not on us.
To the right.
it's just predicted everything i was doing i got a guy on my right and you gotta download it
you guys okay? yeah
this guy is like not missing with an ad-lib
I got cracked.
Not bad, not bad.
Not bad, not bad. Sure, sure.
Holy shit.
That guy's handbill was nasty.
I can't lie.
That hatch key for me? Good boy.
Got him.
Okay, okay. Wait on me.
I got him. One doctor low left. He got through low left.
There was no knife up, there was one.
Well that's one, that's one, that's one.
That's my speed.
Alright, I got a rest here.
Beautiful bait!
Shots boys.
Farmers, late spawners, lure grenade.
Ah, lure grenade.
Oh yeah, they're free. They're free, they're free now.
I'm gonna go press that button on top.
You guys can look up whenever you like.
I got a stinky smelly raid.
Yeah, the only people left here in these wretched lands are the smelly nasty one.
sticky butts all right infinite we're down by eight we just score a touchdown
we're going for a two-clock version type game box not rushes call play
We're going to win, right?
Double X on five.
On five, no, no, no, no.
Come on, man.
You fumble, man.
All right, you got homework.
S-K-I, no, S-K-I.
Give you five plays.
Right now.
Oh, so good.
I'm standing on the middle, don't let me die. I gotta use your restroom.
Oh, okay.
That's cold brown.
I said on five.
Yeah, right away, coach.
I'm in here, coach.
We'll press the paper. Good boy.
Do we have Eric Henry in the backfield?
Henry in the backfield? No. Is Derek Henry as good as they say he is? Because I'm just
going to say this, that man fumbles the football in some very peculiar times. I mean, I've
I've seen it, I've seen it so much.
This motherfucker will, when it's not time to fumble,
he'll fumble.
Elbow knowledge?
No, he is good, but he is as good as he says, man.
I don't know. I don't know if I'm buying it.
I don't know if dead is bonneted.
Yo, I'm not like a crazy ball knower, but with James Harrison like that?
Yeah, like...
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Absolute...
Who do you play for?
Pits first, dude.
I mean just a fucking behemoth.
Here we go!
Yeah!
Hitsburg Steelers man.
What are you linking me wrong? What even is that?
I'm saying man is you know holding on to the football seems like a pretty important priority to being a running bag and eating a fill
You put someone up on the go tier list you can put someone high and mighty man
That motherfucker better hold on to football during absolute boring times and I don't say-
Come on, ready?
Boy, Derek Henry, don't do that.
you
you
you
you
you
Who do the eagles take the L2 with the bears?
Who do they lose to?
Win.
Last year.
Like the knock-its-out?
Yeah.
Niners?
Niners.
Yeah.
That's a pretty bad boss.
Because they have like everybody hurt, I'm pretty sure.
Yeah
That's a pretty bad boss
Because they have like everybody heard I'm pretty sure half their defense was heard
About one thing we compare them man
Yeah, that's not great
Everybody knew the sea the sea ox are gonna win that fucking hot man
It was just the ramps, the only team.
The ramps were so fucking good, too.
And we dare put money on the fucking ramps.
I know.
No, no, we all went in on the Seahawks for the school board.
Attention all readers, we got to go to the school board.
And we did do something stupid.
No, you're right.
No, you're right.
When they played in the regular season,
like, one week before that, we hammered the ramps.
We did.
We did it! We did it! We got a rail!
That was on me! That was on me!
That was a good game! That was a good game!
I was so close and we lost it all, yeah.
They called C-Arts to pull, everybody called C-Arts to pull.
There's no way the pages were hanging around nowhere.
That was the only option.
Bro, the Texans, man, that fucking quarterback is so ass, so they'd be good.
They have the best defense.
Their defense only got better too, but their fucking defense might be one of the best defenses in the history of anything.
You've seen their defense.
They're gonna be on the ground.
It did get better, right?
Oh yeah, they're unreal.
They're unreal.
No, I'm at a quarterback.
No, I think he's ass.
I mean, he's young.
Oh, you think he's ass?
Yeah, I think he folds under the pressure.
Yes, I mean, I think he's out toward the back.
It doesn't matter.
When that shit happens and you fold consistently,
it's over.
My pretty fucking...
Yeah, well, that's a good play out there, I'm telling you.
Yeah, it's like it's third time or second time.
And it was like...
And he'd spit it.
Bro, they'd zoom in on his face every time.
It's just the saddest little face
He's freaking out
Look, you're in the blades of never seen ice more violent than right
It doesn't matter how good you are in the season
If you suck in those last couple of weeks, you do stop her now
I don't have walls, I have the mic
OHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHH
Oh my god, I'm the best
I think that means we're on a...
What do you mean what?
What?
What?
What?
You got a spider or something?
Fucking shredder. I don't know speak up help now
No crack
Going up
36 year old father. I know I knew you did great job. I'm a 36 year old dad. Think about your dad
Fuck you and your dad
Fancy defense
I'm gonna go get him, man. I'm moving.
Let's take a little gander, shall we?
Man, listen.
Hey, okay.
All in, I just...
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Um...
Okay, man.
Yeah.
We'll be seeing you down there.
Thank you so much.
Appreciate you being down with me, man.
You're the man, man.
Oh
Oh
I'll happen hush
Come on Miko, pop off bro, please.
Get on top, get on top.
What are you doing?
Please, please, please, please.
Alright, here you go.
Alright, you gotta carry the other team, right?
Oh, thank you guys.
I got your fucking kinetic bomb.
Oh, I know, I know, but they're killing Hutch again.
That's why I'm talking.
Will you lock in?
What are you doing?
Get in.
You're fucking gone.
You're locked.
You're locked.
You're locked.
Miko, we're dying here, buddy.
What are you guys doing here?
I don't know
Let me lock it. I'm gonna lock it. You guys are so unlocks same right now. Oh, thank you guys
I'll hutch
I think cheaters red shirt cheaters red shirt and this cowboy hat shoot this guy ready
No one
Five years before so you're sure they're cheating, huh?
100% that G1 guy the way he was shooting bro. I don't think it's real. He might have not been but I think he's cheating
Well, tits gaming is a private profile
G1 is
He has his crosshair in his info section, so
Just that's a go that's a consider something consider and then the governor. Oh my god, bro, they're never gonna wow
Is it over for the rest of the day?
Yeah, I don't think they were cheating man, but maybe
It's just not bad. I'll be all no ain't my cheap act like your mom
Yeah, hold on
Cheater it might be running the DMA's
Hentai enjoy your stupid play
It's within play it's within reason it's in within reason. Yes. I'll take it. Yep. I'll take it. I'll take it
It's got a screen one tap army 100,000 members
What is this chat a guide
What is this the guide like the Tarkov thing no he has like a guide on his steam profile
It's like an anime girl with hearts
They're saying to click it. I'm definitely not gonna click it. I
See I'm gonna click it
It's just like an item or something
This guy looks, the guy who I think was bullshit looks pretty legit to be honest.
Yeah it's profile.
you
you
you
you
you
I
I didn't hear a word. I'm back though. Talk to me. No, I'm saying you're a great teammate.
I'm back. I'm back. That's my guy right there, bro.
Because I mean you would never say anything other than that, right?
what about being sure what me nothing about you know angry I can't say not
about getting angry bro you and a girl with me during that AT&T draft one of
the things they brought up was like yeah and when things go south you're gonna
to have hutch yellin' at ya
holy shit
get us down
get us down
hey bro thank you for the damn thing
same motherfucking names
i think you're gonna have fun at AT&T
i think you're gonna do good too
you gotta tee up for the call duty part
you're gonna do good league
you're gonna do good, it's a counter strike
you're gonna do good in uh
I am in CS. Yeah, you can slam CS. CS I'm worried about.
I'm just gonna get you ready for that, for that. Call a duty portion. I'm not gonna lie.
You really think I should practice that shit bro?
Are you playing some McCall duty portion?
I'm playing scottish.
Bro, we should've hit the thing, guys.
I'm not worried about anyone on any team.
Not worried about Southern, not worried about nobody.
The only team that matters, the team that's about to come in. That's it.
Yeah. That's it. That's the only team that's like-
What's that team? Is that Tyler 1?
Is it dad who like, uh, caused gamers to get a shot?
Bro, I'm sorry, man.
Probably not.
Here's our thank you for this.
Is he a gamer now?
Like, he's actually good.
I don't think I've ever been gifted 29 subs in my life.
But thank you very much, bro.
I appreciate that shit.
Legend.
I'm not.
I'm not.
Let's give it back, bro.
I appreciate it.
And we have nature.
Like, it's...
I'm not going to beat someone who's played that game religiously.
Like, you guys play God.
You know how that shit goes.
Yeah.
Oh.
No matter how many times I practice it actually
My job could be better than all the other second strength picks
It's the other game you're playing like a fighting game or some shit
TXKO I think
All the motherfuckers are lucky I'm not playing that shit. I swear to God. I would turn up other than one girl
I'll beat the shit out of everybody. I'd be a demon in God, I'd be a demon in Counter-Strike,
I'd be a demon in fucking League of Legends, I'd beat everybody's ass in that fucking turd about Guarantee, man.
Can you say, cap all you want back there? I'll put the Guarantee on it!
I'll put the Guarantee on it!
now there's a street fighter game or some shit they're playing I get clapped
I can fucking clap
I'm very good
yeah watch it I think we let him fly we let him fly
boy the one of the mines just went off out of nowhere at least because they
shot the drone
that's right one
that books I'm gonna go try to put the mind back can you watch me with the red
Yeah
He's on the right side
You're gonna be there big up to minute I'm looking I'm looking I'm looking
I'm working
They have to jump over to the boy to get him
Watch watch
Nice Nate, it's a good Nate
Yeah, that was a cheeky fucking Nate
Get it once
Dead.
You go, I'm watching.
Yeah.
Okay.
Snapping.
Pissing.
I'll go ahead and get it.
I'll explain.
I'm up here, I'm up here, I gotta reload though.
We're not locked.
Got it.
Just be careful.
Nice.
I'll get you in the bottom right here though.
Oh shit, I wish I wasn't witty witty bad
He down here coming
My bad, bro
I
Must have was you guys running I don't think it was like I heard it sound like a damn stampede
In y'all door my door breezy breezy breezy breezy breezy
They're not gonna hear this
Open a little bit open action
I'm here, under ground.
Down, down, down, down.
Kill the other one right, kill the one right, three down.
Left corner, wait, left corner, wait. Hit him once, hit him once. Nice.
There we go.
Close, close, nice. They're all dead, they're all dead, they're all dead.
Yeah, yeah.
Be fair, there we go.
This guy's crawling, I'm keeping eyes on the guy, he's the farthest away from you.
I think it's right here.
It's right here.
I'm trying to be doing the hot stairs.
Do you have a shield?
I'm going to shoot it.
I'm dead.
No, the shredder is rolling.
Watch the swing.
No, no, no, wait, no, wait, come back a little bit.
on my right still was it was it a red suit that you saw yes
I
Want one that one's gonna be right where
Almost cracked
Yeah, sorry, I see me. I see me
I see you
Spiders in the house there, careful, a little move here.
I've been here in front of any type of a problem.
We're not going to get out.
We're going to stop Bobcat and bring that in for a little hutchie poo.
Renny, bring that in for a hutchie poo.
But, Augment, bring that in for a hutchie poo.
I'll get him all six-y-eight.
Chad, we never want to lose a soldier in battles.
Sometimes that'll happen.
There's stomping there.
Got it in front of you?
In front of me? I don't understand.
I think he might be in front of me. Or might be up top. I don't know. I can't hit the direction I'll do.
Yeah, coming, coming, coming, coming, coming.
Coming coming coming, back one.
Two in front of me.
Coming coming coming, coming side of her.
Behind that one.
Almost cracked.
Oh that mine, oh my god that actually,
it was a pretty much, yeah.
I'm gonna do that.
Got a wheel.
He's in left side.
He's gonna run my thing.
They're gonna get from the catwalk?
Yep.
They'll just pull that first car so they don't get the rest.
They already turned.
Let's get your cops.
We'll kill that.
We just...
I'm gonna put a minor here.
There's one that's going down there.
Probably gonna try to meet him over here.
If your body lies, what's your ass can do, you'll probably move right through me on
my way, do you?
I put a mind I feel there if they if they came back
It would have been right in our face
Yeah, we gotta loot all these guys real quick. I do it. I do it a
Petita for
What
I
Ready to roll you are a big dog. I got all I'm pretty sure I have a shit
And I know you said you don't like leave this way, oh yeah, it's you know we
It's the way it is, it's the way it is, it's okay.
I got a wall placed.
I can't see this guy bro.
Parking out.
Alright now hold on, hold on, we can talk about this.
I'm a 36 year old father.
I'm a 36 year old father.
This is bad karma for five years.
Okay, it's official.
I'm declaring...
...Premonautra.
I don't know what that means.
But additionally, I'm declaring that I'm never going that way again.
Yeah, what did you just say?
Please, Prima, welcome.
I don't know.
But I'm fucking declaring it.
What's going on?
Yes, Chef. Yes, Chef.
Fucking fucking...
It's been declared.
Yes, Chef.
Oh my god, I will that into existence. I don't know what you need. I have it all
Okay, gold. Okay, gold. Bring it in. All right. Uh, a rent for bringing it. All right
I'm saying bro, just let him know that I got you
You you you
You look so dumb right now
Stand in outside my house
Trying to apologize
But you look so fat when you cry, please just cut it out
And don't tell me you're sorry cuz you're not
I seem to be unnecessary.
I mean he always brings the weight in and I really don't appreciate it.
When I know you're only sorry, you're a thot.
When I know you're just so mad because you're short.
I'd be pissed too if all the time the grass tickled my balls.
That doesn't rhyme but you're an idiot.
Because you're short and a bitch and you wear a size 2 inch.
That's right me there and it's off the offer of you're an idiot or animal flesh.
Oh, motherfucker.
Bitch!
Oh!
Fuck!
Bitch!
That was a rabbit for real.
I
Premenachra is the legendary alleged right of a medieval lord to deflower the bride on her
Now hold on here because I did not mean to declare that
Oh, Nicky Merck should be up there saying what the fuck ever
I can then buy please my game crash you can't say the word de flower to me makes me uncomfortable
Now watch your mouth and watch your six.
So when is the expedition?
How many days?
May 12th project, boom, five days, 15 hours, five days.
We're taking off into the night.
Now let me ask you this, Nick, do you think that's going to, that we're going to see a
resurgence in players or no?
I don't care anymore.
Yeah, I feel that.
Yeah, I mean, I'm sure we're just here. Yeah. I'm just a fucking bag in the wind.
So that bag of mayonnaise that fuck yeah.
That white creamy male.
Fuck yeah.
Hot damn.
Hot damn.
What a show.
Running around.
You keep my dick in the ground.
What's up?
You doing it, Nick? For sure.
For sure, who cares, this game is the best thing out right now.
I'm saying, like, like, I might split my streams,
I might play with the boys every now and again, some other...
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Bro God
Unbelievable
I am such a troll, bro, it's unbelievable
Wherever you need hunch
You need a fucking renegade. I got it. You need a bobcat. I got it
You need groupies, I got it! You want a blowjob?
Niko's got you!
Oh, man, man, man.
Wait, hold on a minute, Niko.
Oh!
Hi!
Rick, thank you for the 10 gift and I appreciate you, man.
Hi, Niko!
Legendary!
Blowjob!
Jeff, thank you for the prime.
Dr. D2022, thank you for this everything.
Dr. D!
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Hey
Yeah, I know you've been watching this train most of that at least three times a day
I love the eggs
I would never.
You say you and I have a similar build.
No bro, I'm not.
Damn dude, damn.
I thought I'd never, I would never.
You call me 700 pounds for your kid today, I wouldn't have nothing from you.
Fucking never I
Share that one aggro
I'm close with you. They caused me firefire
Yeah, I'm not calling like I see it
Yeah, I call like I see it for 11. Yeah, I told you I talked about my dick for everybody
Talking about my willing when my willing is present
She makes me feel a little uncomfortable. I can't lie
Well, damn, damn, that's a handbill head.
I'm going for this.
I always got pleased.
Oh, they're killing it.
Oh, right there.
They're going to go.
Oh, shit, dang it.
I hear shots on top left. We haven't kept a deal. I kind of care for them.
Each other is great. I'm going up.
It's us against the fucking arc.
It's top, top left.
I'm above the tire up too.
Yeah, right on, on, on, on, on, on!
Bro?
Over here.
Hey, Pato.
Is that...?
There's one more here.
Oh, I got out of that.
I got out.
Nice.
So, are you getting marks behind you, Nick?
I warehouse.
Got it.
I'll be another team.
Yup.
That is...
From where?
From behind this west.
Bro, what is this?
Whoa!
This way.
Fuck.
I see him
He got a game
Who's out there?
Two teams two teams two teams two teams
States of business taking all this
This is gonna go we'll go take kill movie
Okay, I'm just looting this guy real quick.
Okay, that would be good.
I'll do a close-up under us.
Okay, I would come to the side maybe?
No, it's your right, you're right.
I'ma drop.
Yeah, I'm doing it.
Kill one.
Just see one.
Could be under?
Okay, under, under, under.
Two, two, two, two, two.
Got one.
Got two.
I'm not needed. I shot him. I fucking mind, bro.
He come down after you when we're talking.
He's got a lucky. He threw an eight up at us, and then of course you fucking drop late and it hits you.
I'm feeling the first knock right now.
Yeah, we kill this and then we go to what Hutch said, the whole area over there.
Yeah, they're brawling over there. Lots of emphasis.
Tempest four. This guy.
Oh, y'all went down for free. I go down. Great. Great.
I'm going back out
There's like 14 over here
That team was looted by the way
Yeah, I got fucked
I got both K though
Yeah, they're right here
Cracked one
Get them up there again
I'm pushing that closer
They're all gonna be in that little zipline area, bro.
Yeah, they are.
I'm just taking a cap so we can see how he's trolling this one.
Mainly talking to Niko right now.
Damn!
Niko's never makes a mistake.
It's always in this area, bro.
I don't know why.
I'm gonna go to the zipline, bro.
Just keep going.
I'm gonna walk.
I'm gonna walk.
I'm gonna walk.
I'm gonna walk.
I'm gonna walk.
I'm gonna walk.
I'm gonna walk.
I'm gonna walk.
You able to handle that guy?
Yep.
I'm watching this, Nick, to make sure.
That's a nice shot.
I heard him just shooting up and shooting here.
I'm just soldiers moving in.
Maybe she was right here.
Come in.
Alright, repeat.
There's a scaffold, there's a scaffold.
We're fighting another team.
Oh, he's right there, right there, right there, right there, right there, right there, right there, right there, right there.
I
Want to take this fight
Like jump scaffolding check it out
I'm gonna do the same thing Nick, now you go, you ready?
Yep.
Just go now, after your T-Days.
Don't want another one.
You gotta move up, I can't, I can't do it.
Okay, sorry, I was like, are you though?
It's right on him.
It's right on him.
Oh, shit.
It's outside.
Beautiful.
You gotta move up, I can't do it.
Okay, sorry, I was like, are you going to fight on him?
Fight on him.
Oh, shit.
Left side.
Beautiful, good watch.
I almost used him.
Okay, okay.
I think we can go for Rez's now.
It's always going to be that bug. Every single time I go for Rez.
I was going to say.
Yeah, yeah.
I went to do it, it went like three times.
Hassle like move to left or right like well, but yeah exactly that book out of the ass
He laced me through the smoke time yeah, it might have been some weird shit
Yeah, free K gotta kettle
right up you can go like a wire watch over there which one
not picking not picking not picking
I'm feeling it
okay nothing right I'm gonna go to this guy I have some stuff on him that's
good shit there's so many knocks out here boys they're definitely people
in these guys that's probably what he looted because he's a freak it well he
looted the guy at the base of the thing they called out we kill for free you
guys find shocking sales let me know got you bottom of that guy the guy at the
bottom of the zip sat some I believe that area now that you know if I see me
I'm not too sure about free kit free kit. I'm seeing a lot of bodies out here
Right, it could be crazy
Light heavy
Damn what he had yeah, I'm down on the power descender
I got shot come shots over here for you
I'm going to go here, I'll get off body.
I moved all the shotgun shots in the first three spots.
Thank you sir.
Thank you, thank you.
You can do the rest of it.
No problem, no problem.
All right, there's no one else on there.
All right.
We kill like three people up here.
Four.
Yeah, but there was so many shots.
Yeah, they're fighting before you.
I got some kills.
Yeah, I walked back around. I didn't lose any of this.
Yeah, we looted the two lower, didn't we?
And he looted the one above.
I'm losing a couple outside as well, though.
I've been finding ambushes and shit.
Looking around. I think we got some crawlers.
Oh, they do.
What are we gonna trench with here?
There you go. I got my two right here.
I got my two right here. Sorry.
I just got to get them shot at.
Jesus!
Hairpin!
what are we doing
that's gonna fucking herpet
this thing is sick
now watch look if you see the new item in the game it's really sweet
I see what is that watch this buddy watch this watch this yeah it's really nice
visas wait I use that sure sure go crazy bro you go oh
hold on controller shit there you go I left this I didn't know what it was
all right this one would do I'm gonna do this I want you see how many times you
get hit me out of the air okay so be ready yeah all right you ready yeah
one two three I don't even I don't even wait
Don't worry. I'm on my way give me a second here full team. The Morty right
Go then
He's like back here now
Yeah, fly
I'm gonna gas station my on there
On my way, let me see a hodge
I saw somebody you know the little crash pad they were like doing the math of how much
damage you take with and without the crash pad you take the exact same amount of fall
damage. Oh my god. I think it's negated by like, less than a percentage.
Waiter, down there.
Hey, hey, hey!
You're safe, stupid.
Don't worry. That's nice.
Push after me, boys.
Bro, it lasts?
They went left, they went left, they went left, they went left
They're not bad, they're not bad
I ain't helping, I ain't helping, I ain't helping
Oh my god, am I done?
Where are you?
Pull two to three, I don't know how that happened
Pull two to three behind you, at the dick, at the dick, at the dick
Okay, here you go, the dick
They got Renz and shit
Yes, Shaq
Hey, buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy
I see one, I see one
That guy had shot from our left, careful
Head in my headshot. The other guy headshot.
We got one, we got one, like two HP.
Yeah, I kill one here in like two seconds.
Two guys are both low, 40%.
Yeah, shit on him.
Oh, hell yeah.
Not the one?
Okay.
Okay, that's weak. He's broke.
Okay.
He runs the other guy, yes.
Dead.
Should be one more.
He's shooting out to the left here in trenches, I think I heard.
I should all my hands, yeah.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Thank you, thank you.
Yeah, thank you.
I'm gonna go up and show the other one.
Where's the third at, Nico? You see him?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Oh, he gave up.
For a letter.
Oh, the spider later!
Look at what I can't do!
Now the spider is there!
Get him up there on the principle there!
I
Had a shame without him. I want to cause around
A great scene no status scene and
Never
Maybe depressed thinking about that. What would be great is seen every way. Yeah, it was a good thing
You're gonna act that out brother shit
And I start crying if I that was me I start crying as I was trying to say it, you know
All right boys well 378,000 I'll take it
378,000 holy shit
I got a couple of things guys
Let's leave
Holy are you fucking real?
What?
Wait they pressed the button
Oh perfect let's take that let's take that
Yeah, that's going on and on.
Oh, Chubby don't walk me, man!
The hell with him!
Oh, Justin, if you use the descendant during the hurricane, it will fly you across the map.
Wow, so I could be flying across the map as I'm shitting blue all over everybody.
I'm sure nobody will see you.
Yeah, but we'll get lots out there in the whole three and a half seconds that I get to use this damn thing.
Wow.
No, but like that's a really good example of the dev snap.
There's no way they know what's going on, because if they look at any of these fucking people playing,
they see us with the snap, both see us flying around, and then they give us that?
We make something cool like a real glider we can go top damn all the way to fucking you know spaceport
I want to go map to map
But these are these don't know what's going on. There's no way there's not tapped in it can't be
That's proof
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Same color t-shirt!
Hey, mama told me not to sell work!
Seventeen-five!
Same color t-shirt!
Bitch!
Yeah, I wouldn't subscribe to that song.
I wouldn't, you know what I mean.
I wouldn't buy that album.
Yeah, well, you know what?
Let me take something right now.
Fuck you, bitch.
This is Coach K, especially this coach.
Some other ass coach gay why do you coach better steve's well you motherfuckers are fucking
Dumb in
Fucking huge
Open the door, they're in here, they're in here!
They're in- Oh my god!
That's- it's one shot! Yellow shoot, hands man!
One shot!
I- I love that!
I love that!
Nate's in!
He's taking an hour off!
I'm taking down the wall! Dead time's taking down the wall!
Please don't lose! Please, please, please!
Oh, oh we did!
Two one!
Yeah, two dead, last guy!
All dead, all dead, all dead!
I
Okay, now wait now wait now wait now wait
Now wait hold on hold on
Give me my marks hold on
Hold on
Hold on boys, great shot, now listen, now listen, hold on to that one, not that one!
Okay now hold on, now, hold on, I'm a 36 year old father, you don't want to do that, you're gonna be in trouble, you...
Me, your mother is a bitch.
I
Could I could put in I was stunned for eight seconds
Yeah, so whenever I was like jiggling that door you thought I was just
I was trying to trigger that to go off and then you just you just kind of ran in there and I yeah, I probably should have come
I did just kind of run in there
You're right
They got infinite was taken down the fucking wall I
I calm down I said dead son's taking down the fucking barricade don't die and what did you fucking do great work infinite
W's in the chest. Yeah, W's in the chest. Thank God that he was taken down the wall and then they got again that you kind of
If I do I do yeah, it is important to know here that I was I
I just didn't know about the mind on the fucking wall.
My friend was doing this little squiggly thing and it was really turning me on.
I was like, holy shit, he's giving him the fucking move.
I don't know what he's doing, he doesn't know what he's doing.
They don't know it.
He's got everybody confused.
Perfect.
Infinite is also important, I let you know.
Fuck you.
It's also important.
It's also important.
I'm going to wrap that down.
I appreciate that.
Thanks so much for your input.
Yeah, no problem.
Thanks for your input.
Anything else?
Please, please do the dropbox.
Email it to
Fuck you as well.
Drop it in there.
It's great, right?
There's a beginning, a middle, and an end.
yeah you know I keep talking with them I'm a father they just don't fucking care
hey don't I I'm gonna be honest I think that kids just killed faster I don't know
why well it I mean you're not fucking helping in those moments why don't you
jump in and do what you do get to working you're the Rizzlord it's time to
let him know they literally call you the Rizzler
What did I say?
One more beat.
Come on, take a look.
It's one more beat.
You're playing Apex, what's update drops? Update drops in 20.
I'm playing Ark for a little bit. I don't know what time we're going over.
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Holiday they are we serious happy sequel to mile boys
What do you mean? Ah, you can't even speak Spanish you stupid bitch. What the fuck?
You can't how are you gonna be Mexican? You can't speak Spanish. Why does that fucking matter?
Why is this negative energy? No because you came in like you were better than us when you're like, ah,
Finally, you're embracing my holiday, but it ain't yours. It's ours. You you ain't no more fucking Spanish to me
All that shit is played out in your head. I don't like the way that you came in right there
Watch your fucking mouth you can't even speak
Pulling my monitor out bro
Dude we gotta get guys we gotta get
We gotta get message right now
No we gotta get fucking tequila right now bro for referral
I got literally just texted I got beer and tacos
Just saying
Oh leave
Oh leave
oh you guys want to do shots with me
they're patrolling in the fridge you want to do it right now you're sweating
are you patrolling in the fridge I do
I don't have patrolling but I got whiskey I'll take a shot with you
hold on hold on because if you're patrolling you're always buying love
but Nico if you have patrolling in the fridge right now I'm gonna give you 10
more percent you've been 10% agrees why are you hitting the accent with that shit
I'm not
How do you see me serious now right now, but we were a little bit
We're gonna look very happy. We have to know what I'm gonna do. We're gonna do is we gotta pace ourselves
Well boy, this is tonight after this game, man. Oh
God, you how long you plan on playing arc today?
I'm just vibing you know, he's by the no, yeah
Oh, but we got it man, and we should order we should all right purpose for three of them
I don't have a ready though. I got a tempi. I got a ready pop. What are we gonna order? We're gonna order tacos burritos quesadillas
They're going
Yeah, they're going in. I think there's a world we can trail them and we kill them
Let me go first is I got the volcano. No, let me go first. I have the tempi's I'd like 25 of these things
I don't know. Let me go first because I'm sexy
I'm not gonna I can't argue with that
I'm still gonna go first though
All right
20 and twice
Like three times. He's definitely broke. You might be getting another rock here. Where?
Outside outside behind the building now about
Snaps on top of the roof
Okay
And doing Spanish because it's sick with the mile
Holy shit, yeah, absolutely, bro. You're happy to go tomorrow, but
You get you get you get you speak Spanish right now speak that shit
Tri-lingual
Go ahead get them up get them up get them up
Good get him up get him up. Yeah
Beautiful but no problem. All right, well listen we go this way you guys go hatch out. All right. Have a single the mile boys
All right, that's our that's our Latino good news today Latino good news today
But now we're done now we're done with back to Gation or lame shit, all right
Oh my god!
No, I got you!
I got you, my boy! I got you!
Let's go!
Oh, there's a stamina line?
No, no worries!
Oh, my god!
Snap right through it!
That's fucking awesome!
I've turned that corner into a conga line.
Not even trying to say that because it's a six-foot-a-mile,
but like, in a conga line, bro.
I
Think I don't know why I think of this I think of the hangover when they go to Mexico and
Chow is cock fighting. He's like
Why are you chicken so bad? Because all I feed them is cocaine
I love you, Chow. You love Chow.
I love you, Chow. We all love you, Chow. You love Chow.
I
Fucking monitor man. I got order a new curve curved a new curved guy
What's going on with it?
She's dying
alive for eight years
She's bleeding out. What's she doing? What's she doing? Oh turn on turn off
Mine my top monitor also the white one is just like randomly turns off
No, I know it doesn't turn back. It doesn't turn back
Let me sleep now
My other setup my old lead one which is pretty cool
This randomly will turn off burn like the rest event. I'd be sitting there back guys my monitor turning off
Holy it would you plan?
Yes, oh you're crazy. It's like the Hertz. What's the Hertz chat? It's some crazy Hertz
That's like worth it. It's like it's called a pixel cleaning. I yeah, I have that
Okay, no, you just gotta you just gotta do the pixel cleaning and then you're gonna turn it off
Yeah, turn off the automatic or you can turn off the auto time right now. Yeah, you're gonna do 500 Hertz
But yeah, dude, I was in the rough event much
Wait coming up the hutch come up that's come up that's
You peeked all, I'll be short, just like we don't have.
Oh, they're looting that fucking room.
Oh my god, they are.
Don't laugh.
Oh my god.
Take it down, they can't hear it.
Get the timing watch.
Get me in.
I'm pressing for you Nico.
Oh, I got present for you.
I'm dropping it right here.
For you, baby.
Can we just open or close the door?
Woo, that's me.
I can't wait to see the stream where y'all play League of Legends, bro.
I just want to see who's better.
well I'm way better than them
I've seen a play
no disrespect now
in your dreams, in your dreams, Nick
in your dreams
it'll be a lot more 12 hour days than that
until you're right there
putting a lot of people in a mask
oh
I thought it might be over
I'll just shoot first and ask questions later
put your spiders in a
in a in a in a hang on the wall just banfizz they construct no mouse are you
would play the most brain dead you don't play him you get played look at these
little guys just like that time on that geo when all the turtles are crawling it
the big birds coming like a
little bubble you can make it to the ocean crawl
have you ever watched one of those when those crabs are like just born in the
We started it again, we started it again.
We started it again, we started it again.
Buy everything.
Oh, yeah.
Seagulls, other crabs, fish, anything and everything.
Just smoke it up.
We got him again, Chad.
It's time.
I love that shit.
I love that shit.
I love that shit.
I know what you're doing.
I know you're fucking cracking for it.
I love it, bro.
I know you're giving me yapping about the animals, dawgs.
Oh
Wall down below right here
We should go
Okay
I hit one bullet the first one I've missed everyone since then
Hmm, team behind us where we came from as well.
Coming up, coming up over here.
Oh, we're kind of surrounded, I can't lie. I'm gonna get light.
Coming up. Right on the right too.
Oh, shit.
What's your snap hook farther too? This is actually not good.
I see them. I see them.
Yeah, we play X-Track. We play X-Track.
Oh, it's fine. It's fine. It's fine.
We kill them. We kill them. We kill them.
That one's quite close, huh?
Back up a little bit.
Got you. Got you.
High skill.
I'm here. I'm here.
Close.
Oh my god. I fucking smoke this guy.
This guy's smoke this guy.
Yeah, you got him.
They're all dead.
They're all dead, yeah.
Nice work.
Nice work.
Holy shit.
You did not just get fried by the enemy.
Oh, it's a new team.
It's a new team.
It's a new team.
It's a new team.
Nico, I need you.
Nico, I need you.
Full team, full team, full team.
Tell them, tell them, tell them, tell them.
I can't.
I didn't see you.
They're aping, they're aping, they're aping, they're aping.
Up here.
Okay.
Let's go, Bevy.
Nico, once.
Push it back to me.
Okay.
I think he'll once push you back to me.
Okay?
Line marked clear.
We're not line marked clear.
Line, line, line, line.
Yeah, I can't, I can't, sorry.
Right here, right here, right here.
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
We're not going, we're not going.
Last guy, last guy.
Stop, Doug.
All right.
What in the hutch?
I can't, I can't, I can't.
Are we all knocked?
Yeah, yeah, we're all, we're all fucked.
What about Sim?
There's a guy down the hill.
I can't, I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
Are we all knocked?
Yeah, yeah, we're all fucked.
What about Sim?
down the hill no way bro sin got shit on dude
fuck
I
Not you guys hiding me down over here. Oh, I heard the last icon. There was two motherfuckers alive by the way
No way
guys no no no and he's on sympathy you should just help yes I'm saying we
shit on them no way we shit on them so the guy that we died to got bad what's
his name our art art yeah he got bad a hundred days ago on our greatest that's
It's actually funny, a level 1 account, 10 is his name.
Nice.
Fuck yeah.
Yo, we shit as in motherfuckers though, I can't lie!
Sim, what's up bro?
It's so insane that these guys can get banned and still play.
I'm so crazy, these guys have been banned all the time, it is still playing bro, how?
Get fucked run away. You can fucking sat down by the third
tier list to bottom tier list. Oh
Who pushed my right side? Oh
man
You guys see it, bro. I'm gonna I'm gonna and keep your treasure bud
We're not your mother I'm gonna clip it, bro. I better not have been you you're in big trouble
You're gonna be grounded this guy's been like for 10 hours. Holy fuck. Oh
It was him
No, I was weak dude
No, I don't know what to do, bro.
Wait, replay.
Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Pardon me?
No.
Any party, any party?
No one brought me alive.
No, I died.
No one's here, man.
I'm out.
Is that like a way out?
Cool.
Please, please, please.
Oh
This motherfucker disrespected my lineage man. I sat him down like a good boy
If you want to treat oh come on come on, I give you fucking treat come here
Baby pouch for you
There you go, there you go.
Right here, there's your little fucking pouch.
Good boy, eat the fucking pouch, good boy.
Good job, just gotta squeeze it from the bottom
so you can get the rest, good job.
Yeah, you want a little fucking snacky?
Want a little minty minty, little minty?
Good boy.
Little fucking nerd.
Sit, sit!
I was at the beach all day with my family.
You're doing a fucking 12 hours shit.
Sit down!
from the
sharks top at me bro please
and you go you'll
uh... hutch was that same bit with that big nose bitch to fucking jump on you
it was was it
we killed you fucking five times in a row bro
get a grip
you go get your boy bro
I don't know man. What don't you know?
Me
They're claiming they're better brother better than you and it's just footage
Yeah, go on
Bottom of the tier list old fart slash retired slash 45 years old slash carpal tunnel slash father of two slash married slash
Like all of it right and you're just dog walking them bro. I don't know I can't defend him anymore
Well, you were defending him prior?
That's weird.
No.
Okay.
We should any more.
But I can't, uh...
I don't think you were defending him previously.
I mean, like, he's younger.
I watch his anime.
Okay.
I understand this.
I play the game a lot.
A lot!
A lot of hours, right?
I play anime and K.
Yeah.
Sleeve on the arm.
Sleeve.
AK pulling rape mouse.
AK.
Glass pad.
Look at this.
Look at this.
Glass pad.
Wait, so why don't people use glass pad?
pads is that supposed to be for like smooth this yes that they told me no
friction or something like this there's some nerd shit some dweeb shit right like
oh you would never right you would never glass pad? nah bro it's my fucking it's
gonna rub my it's out of my arm like you're not a fucking dweeb you know what I mean
I mean don't get me wrong I get sweaty with this shit but not that crazy that's crazy
It's getting dark
I mean I can we could do I come on time my YouTube team just make a compilation 20 minutes of us slamming this fucking guy a
Whole compilation you're like the ones you see on the on the hub
You know what I mean
I'm gonna be honest for some reason every time I fight Sam he gets a better a map can't say shit
On the YouTube hub chat the the YouTube hub
Is what I meant, you know tumble?
apex updates out well, I
Know but can we go play and then still be able to play a piano tonight? I don't know if we're doing that
Wait, is drag online?
You got off I think
Where's he playing with clock
and
Like it's so weird dude. What a weird guy
Weird with a weird chap truly, okay, well
What do we do infinite do we play arc or
Do we go apex update?
Do we today? It's right. It's right now. Yeah. Oh shit. I know
We don't have to go early I was struggling because I'm like if we go play apex ranks I
Wonder if we're gonna get too high up ranks to where I you know, we'll play a peanut tonight
Yeah, no, I would wait on that. I don't know
There's like that's what I'm saying. Yeah, I would just
Then you miss the update wave.
Right.
You know, Dick, you know everybody's gonna be on Adderall.
Fuck the fucking...
I don't get the fuck, yeah.
We just want aim key, you think?
They're not fucking on Adderall?
You want the dopamine effect.
You're in the competitive mood right now.
I mean, I know.
I mean, I just...
I hate that stuff, I've been excited about it for a week, you know?
Definitely want to check it out.
New legends, right?
Yeah.
The game's been kind of hot.
Oh wait, I didn't see there was broken mirror in the rotation.
I can never think of that map.
Too much.
No way, my wife says she has tacos in the car right now.
That's hilarious.
We're a mind reader.
Yeah, I know where this is from, thank you, I got food.
nice you doing a shot
attack killa! attack killa! attack killa!
it'll be me, it'll be me
it'll be me, it'll be me, it'll be me
oh shit, we're fucking staircase
shit, we're fucking behind the desk
oh, it's on my really weak
I'm here all around that desk I have you
let me let me push some mines real quick in case the saw starts popping off
crazy yeah one second one second one
moved up second killer and three times
he's yelling
mine our bottom real quick we're all
good it's not snap from above yeah I
got mines everywhere down here now
I shot him.
Okay, I'm watching the left.
I'm watching the left.
Nice bro.
You went that volcano baby.
You got two volcano players in the team down there.
Oh my, I'm gonna bobby.
I'm gonna bobby knock
Good run boys
Whether he runs with Kano's anymore or not, he's one seventy like five eight
I'm running out of him
Yeah, I don't have any of them either
Rodeo Burger, Burger King
Oh, we had the legendary
Yeah, I got to shoot some crazy shit
This thing good at all or no, it's not bad. It breaks shields like instantly. It's crazy and does like maybe 30%
What's up, what's showing damage?
About you
After like a broken here. I think like three more shots in the bathroom
What great great on shield horrible off flesh
Yeah, yeah, you can map somebody with that thing and break your shield
So is it worth like going this?
Jailbreak?
No, no, it's not that bad.
We thought about that too the first day, but it's just, it takes a lot of swap guns.
Swap, yeah, and can't swap.
Okay, that sounds good.
That's a weird question.
I
Kind of thought was good. Are you saying tacos like that?
I got like two hello American ones and then two like authentic
Staying the onion is a cheese
Hmm.
Got lime in cilantro?
Oh yeah, Jack hates when I talk about the American tacos, but I do fuck with them though.
What's American tacos?
That hard shell, ground beef, cheese, you know?
And then regular tacos is soft tacos?
I didn't know that hard shell wasn't.
Yeah, yeah, like hard shell is not very...
Really? I never knew that.
Now I'm set...
I
Harshal toggle are not good man. See I don't know how they can say it's not good like they're just looking at me in my face
Aligned to me
I promise you won't show here.
Hello?
That's got sour cream on my cheekbone.
Yeah, we won't show you. We won't show you.
Do we kill your keel?
Oh, you don't have to drop that. You're gonna get it. You can keep it.
Oh, you don't have to drop that. You're good. You can keep it.
Thank you.
Oh, yeah, no worries. You want to get your friend stuff?
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
All right.
Okay.
Yep.
I know you're in there.
Ah.
Thank you, boss.
You guys are good people, man.
You're welcome.
Good friends here.
Mm-hmm.
I want you to come in to the kitchen.
Come in.
Come on.
Come in.
Come in.
Come in.
Come in.
Come in.
Come in.
Come in.
Come in.
Come in.
Come in.
Come in.
Come in.
Holy shit, I have audio only and that just sounds horrible. Oh my god
Listen, I'm gonna be honest with you. Okay
Let me let me tell you something
There is in no way shape and form a world where he sits there and stares at us after we just gave him a legendary gun
It doesn't move
When he's not planning or thinking about planning one of our executions. There's just not a world
He came down here with a knife in his back pocket guarantee. Go check them
I guarantee you has a little shank back there
He's from the UK and I can 100% promise that he was going to try and kill one of us. No doubt
No doubt
Like
He was good a hundred percent probably a grown man with a voice changer
Okay, there it is playing you like a fiddle or saving your life, but he ain't playing it hot
You're welcome, I guess I would be dead in a pocket apocalypse, bro. You would be you would be yes
You're the first one to go. There is no guess
What the fuck?
You're out of here.
There's a lot of haters going from...
You're out of the equation when it first started to break.
Day zero?
Yeah, you're like one of those guys that's like running down the street and everybody's
like, ahhhh!
That's you.
That's not you.
The deco was dead on day one.
It was actually project zero, it's where it began.
bad cheeseburger and it was all over.
That's happening right now on the boat.
Some new disease is spreading on that one.
You couldn't pay me to go on a fucking cruise, man.
You legit could not pay me.
I would never go on a fucking cruise ever.
I'll never go on one again.
I'll never go on one again.
Really?
Ever.
Yeah, man.
I'm gonna spend a ton of time fooling around in a fucking cruise ship.
Hell no.
I don't know.
Have you ever told you about how I got engaged to my wife, Nick?
No.
I'm a cruise.
No.
No.
We're on a cruise.
I thought he...
On a cruise.
On a cruise.
We're at a steakhouse.
I bite into a steak.
It's rough as fuck.
My tooth breaks.
Right.
Now I haven't proposed yet.
I've proposed yet.
No way.
My ship breaks in the roof.
It goes into the nerve and it was like the worst pain of my life.
I've torn, broke a lot of different things.
That was the worst out of everything.
Yeah.
I'm drunk at this point cause I was getting hammered at that same steakhouse, didn't really know what happened.
I propose everything goes well.
We get back to the room, brother, I am in the fetal position in the fucking corner of this cruise ship room.
And tears, basically crying for this dude's face.
I had to go down, get shots every morning for pain killers, like the entire cruise, I was just stuck.
We got to the Bahamas and I was looking up
J-Tist places in the Bahamas
Just as nightmare. That's how bad it was. Yeah, it's a complete nightmare
It's the first time I've ever done it again ever
And my wife said, yeah, I mean like two the two problems like that you like you're just done
Like you're just fucking today's job your infections are two things
your infections
Your infections really your AIDS you never had an ear infection before
I mean, maybe when I was like three brother you
They're the worst man, they're the worst.
Are they?
But the mouth shit's worse, mouth shit's worse.
I feel like mouth shit is worse.
Oh, go down, go down, go down, go down, go down, go down, go down, go down, go down.
There's so many nerves and stuff, but when that
Yeah, I feel great.
broke and went straight into a nerve, it was like
a knife was just sitting in my, in my mouth.
Okay, great.
Is that the one?
They're down here.
I guess there could be a car on the top right on the side.
Yeah, yeah, I knew that building.
Brush your teeth, floss.
We get it, your dad was a dentist.
It is important though, I mean I have a floss like that sucks.
All right, I'm here in right corner all rise
So we got a cabbie in the C9
This one's gonna eat dead trees
Don't worry they're gonna hurt I
I hate even you making the noise of like
Actually, I'd like to date you a little bit when you go to dentist
I got there
Like he's awesome. I text him. I was like, I need to get in like right now. All right, come on
I you know come on over by go in and he's like so we could you know do a root canal this and the other
Oh, I was like, what's the fastest way for this pain to be gone? He goes I can yank it. I said yank that shit
Oh brother, you have no idea I was on that cruise ship dealing with it for four days
This is not me though.
My dad, dude, so my little brother, when he was a baby,
you know how babies, they grow their fingernails out
and if you don't trim them, they're like little demons,
man.
He's like, well, rap, air, air, air, air, air.
Well, my dad was playing with my little brother
trying to give him a laugh and shit.
He had his face by his hands and my little brother
swiped across my dad's face and cut the center of his eye
open.
So for literally dude, dude for like weeks, my dad was on the fucking ottoman with a job with all this
This stuff that was prescribed to him with a hot cold towel
Dude in agonizing pain. I've never seen anybody that I know and more pain than that. That was
Cut it open, man the middle of his eyes
Oh my god, I mean I I couldn't even imagine I don't know all
Yeah Steve, that one's on you, I get it a lot.
That one's literally on you.
I'm gonna ask you how I got the paint closed shots.
I don't know if you guys know this, but every cruise ship has a doctor's office.
Yeah, it's the bay.
It's just mainly for the people working.
Here's another thing.
I got interviewed like five times by five different people after it happened
They were trying to like gauge if it was the cruises fault or my fault. Oh shit
So that I like if I had to pay for the painkillers or whatever
Like I got like the cruise whatever came the security person came to talk to me the chef came and apologized to me
It was all kind of shit wait what how did it happen like what you do exactly whether I literally fit into a steak
The steak was tough. I guess my tooth was probably already wasted. I got bad. He walked
and they have my shit just I should just watch this oh my god
bg's
oh my god that sounds like a moral thing
and I was hammered at the front I had no idea like how mad yeah so you you came back next day you're like holy shit
I got punched by Tyson
well I was you know you're your your your heart's going a little bit
yeah I'm about to impose my life now so I was like what they're like thinking about I was like just tough through it
I don't give a fuck but once we got back to the room, and I was like all right
That's actually a horrible fucking thing it was so painful hey at least you at least you grind it through that though and fucking still proposed
Yeah, I was hammered I don't do it
What do you guys think of the affect stuff you guys going over now or are you going over
later?
Let me see.
Matt, we don't need to go over now.
But I mean whenever you want to whenever you did
Don't don't say whatever you know. No, I'm not putting on you. Yeah, I don't care either
I'm chilling. I'm having fun playing with you guys man. I'm
I do I do I
Am actually excited to play apex today though, but I'm not like that excited where I can't fucking wait, you know
Yeah
to
the key like we said the killer for tonight
yeah
I'm surprised you really want to go right now it's a little early but the killer man might get it
I might take Alan out
we got a long we got a long trip in front of us gentlemen
Yeah
Are you going the you going the full way tonight? I'm gonna. Yeah, I'll go to like 12 12 30 something like that but
Are you are you gonna play counter? You're gonna play counter strike with us, right?
Are you're part of that group? Okay, nice
Yeah, is that they moved it to Friday? Yeah, I want when we play I want your ass there, man
Thank you so much. I need you. I got a practice for AT&T. Okay, perfect. Yeah
I
Think I already texted them let me double check
I'm gonna use an AT&T thing, but I had fun when we all played fucking counter strike. I like
We did the we did the team thing. I thought that was fucking awesome
Man, I know you guys got like 18-oh shit, but I mean look it, you know, it was still fun, right?
I'm the next game and the game after that. I think we're just so high up on that 18-oh
I'm moving ever done that to anybody. We had fucking bitch ass rogue who's sweating his dick off
for a million dollars.
Gun to his head, he has to win for his family, by the time, you know?
Like, my guy was playing his, Jesus,
a simple friendship of gaming CS.
Come on in.
Oh, it's so crazy.
Enjoy that.
That'll happen.
What the fuck did happen?
Uhhh
Wow, that's great
Brother, we were playing Dust2 on that game where you guys are 60 on us
We were walking long, like with an AK at an AWP, I was holding it
I didn't even get a fraction of a second to react and he one-tabbed me long
And I was sitting there like, this guy's a piece of shit
I fucking hate him
He was so fucking great, he was so mad that I was crying
I knew though I knew I knew exactly how you were feeling. I knew how he was feeling
I knew the whole thing and I was on the winning end of it
And then I had track talk to you that was just
Dude, there's one person who knows how to really get me going like truly blood pressure going above 200 inch track
Yes, that voice for sure
Everything he does. She's at the grocery store with Lil man and the checkout girl is kind of like big, you know
She's fucking huge and my boy goes. Hey, excuse me. Do you have a baby? Oh
No, oh
She's saying what she say she said no, I just have a big belly
She's thinking about that for weeks that might
That's another level cuz you know our kids just be saying shit. Yeah
Yeah, oh my oh
No, oh Niko that's one of those are like if I'm there. I'm just I just look at her. I'm sorry. Yeah, that's what my wife
Hey, that's what she says. She says I'm sorry like
She ate it like a champ. She said she said no, I just have a big belly
What a nice lady though, at least she didn't like, I mean you never know
If I was I would be like
What you say to me, little shit?
I feel like, no!
Not a gas that shit.
No you wouldn't.
Yes I would have.
No you would not have gas you shit.
When things are super awkward, I'm always the guy to either make it way more awkward
or the entire group comes out of it and we laugh.
That's who I am.
I guarantee you I would have said something that's ridiculous.
It would have been, hey, it would have really failed
or it would have been great.
I don't know.
I wouldn't have said damn, but I would have done.
Yeah, there's no, you're just saying damn
on top of that shit.
Yeah, I got my heart about it.
Holy shit.
You got a damn in that situation.
No, there's no way I'm dropping a damn.
Yeah, that would have been horrible.
Cause she wouldn't have laughed at that.
You pregnant, the dick under his breath.
Hey.
Yeah, it was tripless.
I can say some crazy shit.
Can you walk out the store and get up?
Yeah, man.
Aren't all the checkout girls in Florida big?
Okay, really?
We're doing that.
Because we're doing that, right?
Because you could be from fucking Kentucky talking about girls that are big, right?
Watch your mouth and watch your back.
Right?
different Kentucky potentially the girls I talked about some crack you get a
big girl I'm crack different no I've seen them
Wow yeah crack the map
I don't want to do this anymore.
Yeah!
Okay, infinite types!
You're an oily right there, bruh.
Hey.
I
Can't infinite types
Boy right there, but
Like that ship
You 30 the double-tea burger are there a lot of crackheads or fat
I
Crouch walking up
Okay, I'm a couch walk up. You don't know that I know I'm a run pass. I'm a run pass. I'm a run pass
Wait, they now they're playing weird
One ran back
I
Got the outright
Are you people I know I think when you say where they are where they are
They're not halfway. They're in the slits deep
They're all saying hey, don't shoot
Don't shoot
Hey, don't shoot!
Don't shoot!
Don't shoot!
We've killed...
Hesh, I won.
Are we double-amble right now?
Okay!
Love it
Right behind the door right behind the two brakes opening
yeah right yeah right boys they're weak they're weak they're weak open your
week
Oh no, where they are?
Oh god, I'm on.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hold here. Hold here.
I'm gonna get a flake, I'm gonna get a flake!
Let's go, let's go.
I'm dead.
They're running through, they're running through. Nice, he got one.
You guys, you guys, two maybe?
Of course we can clean all this up, but I think we should keep these guys' friends.
I got some of them, fast, fast, fast, fast, fast.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm doing it.
Dead, dead, dead.
One is huge.
Last deep, last deep, bitch.
You're here dropping one here
I don't know that's our boy
We have our boy on our wall and we actually have our two boys there
Right's pushing up right's pushing up
I got you! I got you!
They're two! They're two! They're two!
I did it! I did it! Right here! Right behind this guy!
Hold on! Hold on! Hold on!
I'm... I'm... I'm...
All right, Dad!
Okay.
One shot! One shot! Left!
Is there more? No.
Yeah, but there's also two teams that were pinched me. It's a
Yeah, it's like a nice like a 9v9 boys. It's kind of crazy
I just have to be in the back it
All right boys still up yet one two where's number three
Nice.
I'm saving nobody's second.
You guys were fucking pinching us, man.
You guys were fucking pinching us, man.
You know what you were doing. You know exactly what you were doing.
You know exactly what you were doing.
Hey boys, you get all the loot.
We share? For real? Alright, cool.
If we got back on that three time, bro, like the past three weeks after you got to live
Where we let you live
Wait, oh my god, this this is this is the zip line boys, okay
Karma
I was insane
Yeah
I don't think I'm tired of this shit. I'm gonna run away.
Oh, positive karma. Niko called it positive karma.
We appreciate you guys. Thank you.
Hey, sir, take a bow. Okay, yo.
Okay.
Yeah, that's all you, bro. That's all you.
Oh, I'm gonna be on your mission. That's all you.
You said, bro, we have so much group. Boys, we have so much group. Just take it.
Wait, what do we do? Expedition, anyways. And after we go to the club.
Oh, okay, okay. All right. Well, then we just all take a grenade. Fuck it.
All right, boys. You guys win, so you guys get to clean it, man.
We have uh pulse minds on the zip lines by the way, okay? Good luck
Dude that's who we fucking read on the same
I was wondering bro by the way, yo, they go old
Teenager
They pushed through my teenage I mean they were I almost killed them through
I had I did they both had kinetics on their Bobcats I got evaporated
I'm gonna go you guys brother I
I was pretty fired like yeah I got I mean he was just he's free of it
had he I'd be all done I don't think they're cheating by me they're crazy
I don't think so either I don't think so either I must have described these things
really bad understand horrible horrible worst game producing bro I got it felt
like I got a factory like why why should why is it these things so bad this
fucking game what what what every game is like 30 take servers or whatever it's
like what it is it's servers this this this game runs on or like
Formal absolute shit. Oh, I did something. Oh, yeah
You know man, I was like a 66 or something like that
Love it when he gets weird. I love it when he gets weird. Oh hutch ran at the hips man. He's just smack everybody
Because I fucking
W A W A W A. I know they will be something screaming thank you natural thank you killer
can thank you boss Dex Shaw Shaba Swam dong yards f tail came out a guy kind of way I
got married this past weekend and I think it calls for a late night chili cheese dog
what you think a late night chili cheese on a fucking Tuesday I don't know that's in
the cars for me man but we are we we are going to this is that I bet yo congrats bro
Clinic Wats.
You ready for Seco de Draco?
Oh!
Oh!
Legend!
The moment!
Don't even try and get the proper results man!
Do it, do it, do it!
Make something that feels insane.
We'll be over there soon.
Maybe not too soon, but soon.
I want this one.
Oh!
I'm going to get it done!
I'm going to get it done!
I'm going to get it done!
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
I
Ready because we're going
Florida in May am I right
I
Don't know what the fuck's going on boys. I
Don't know what the well, they bring up the speeds because somehow you're lost me and if it are pretending to be
Omega rich bro, right? Hmm. We don't pay taxes, right? Hmm. Oh by array 401k
Everything's in a mutual fund our funds are tied up and when we die they go to our kids
But in a very unique way, so we don't have to be perfect big boom finish it
We live in Florida because we don't pay our state a good thing. We don't pay no taxes no more, bro
Okay, we got yeah for every day right April guys
One for every day of the week and then plus one for a friend
Okay, did you imagine be one of those like oil princes? Oh, dude. Oh, no, okay
Well, you just have you have like a hundred you have so much money that no one actually
know how much money you have because you have like a quarter of the world's work
Like you're sneaky rich
Nobody knows your name type shit, yeah
Like you ain't on the list
You're not even on like the world's richest people list because you've paid so much money to not be on that list
Yeah, I say pretending, yes
Nobody's rich in this call except for Nico
Thank you, that's all
Nick, you have a private jet.
No, I don't.
You really took a snapshot.
It's only on the weekends and Tuesday.
It's very different than you had to be.
Your entire bloodline to Italy. What are we talking about?
Well, I'm not. We're going to...
It's a part of Italy, too.
What are Kentucky?
Kentucky.
We've always wanted to see Kentucky in June.
No, you don't.
You're not for quail. It's gonna be great
Okay, I wonder who we'll see down here
What you put in that sandwich
I was at a Jurassic Park valid.
What?
A Jurassic Park where you go to Publix, you get the Caesar salad mix, you put that shit together,
and then you have that old chicken barbecue, and you put them on top of that Jurassic Park.
Fuck, yeah.
Shit.
How great is Publix, by the way, with the great grocery store?
Publix is the greatest fucking grocery store.
It's so good.
I'm not gonna say we're gonna call it a day,
because you know you know.
You know you know.
There ain't nothing at Costco that's better than a pub, so...
Well, Costco, God, Costco's got to be at the bottom of the line.
Well, it's okay.
Costco's good to give a family of 19, you know?
Yeah, exactly. So welcome to my fucking life.
Yeah, Costco's good to give a good-
We go to Costco over here, buddy.
Yeah.
fuck you, fuck you, he's on the grocery store bro, that's a fucking Cadillac of gas stations
hell yeah!
that is cool though, are you playing the flute?
fuck yeah you are
you're on top
no, I saw me, no, I'm not playing the flute
somebody's playing the flute
Publix
oh, big of a foxes saying the flute, look at that guy
you would love Publix, you would love it
Publix is sick, bro. I go there, get some popcorn, chicken.
Mmm.
It's so good.
It's so good, bro.
And a high V.
H-E-B.
Costco gets a little outrageous pretty quick. I can't lie.
Let's go up top.
What do you mean? What do you mean by that? Outrage?
Well, you can just drop a lot of money there, man.
Like, you got a family and shit.
You know, it's like, you just start buying shit.
You keep buying shit.
There's so many things that make sense, unfortunately.
if that makes sense
I don't know how to use this car
to swipe it
you should stop fucking loading up that trolley
wherever the hell you wanna go
oh
let's go
let's go
oh that's our mine
can be a bit weird right
oh shit baby
you ready to use me
lock it lock it where do you play to where do you play to
alright
wait for that guy to finish up
I
Got to be close closer
Yeah, but they might be kind of spread out here. Oh shit
But they watch out watch out watch out of them watch out my builder
so many smokes he's one HP I'm going deep deep low right guess it's got assuming he just
slid down here I shot one HP guy okay nice should be should be two down that team look
I press the button behind me gas station that's you two two two three three I think yeah I'll
I'll bubble him.
I'll find you guys.
Careful, rocket here on that side.
Rock one, stick.
I hit him three times.
Yeah, I got people on me now.
Oh, this is not good.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
I had to hop down, hop in.
We're gonna leave you surrounded.
Careful.
I'm an A, what do we think there, they're aghast, they're aghast, careful, they're aghast.
I have your push, I have your push, I have your push, watch your right, watch your right,
I'm watching them, I'm watching them, I'm watching them, I'm watching them, you, you, you, put
There's some walls in here if you can.
There's teams all around us.
Only got one.
They ran back or are they still next to us?
Oh, that's how many come in.
Got them once, headshot once.
That's another one, that's another one. Two are all in the back, Nick.
the back Nick I broke one I broke the one in the front in the front by itself a
brother nice touch I broke another one up back there
We're going to get flaked.
Nice touch.
One more.
Nice.
We're going to get flaked.
We're going to get flaked.
Okay, I'm ready for it.
I'm going to grab ammo and heal something.
Okay, I'm going to stand.
Yeah, it's just a little bit.
Yeah, I can't, though.
watch it behind I don't see anybody well one trust the button we shoot at me
for yeah he's on my low right he's going to rest his boys I think this is we
have two knocks we never got the whole level motherfucker over there I got one
low right right here
go home with you
they're front of me on the buses somewhere bro
Loot his boy, Mimmy.
He'll be behind that box, yeah?
I'll hit him.
I'll shot, I'll shot, I'll shot.
Yeah, he's dead, he's dead.
Oh, you're lovin' that, Valkyrie.
He understands and loves you so much.
That's great.
Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom.
I mean, it definitely suits him for sure.
suits him for sure this is just gonna get in there bro yeah he's always been
that kind of player anyway oh i'm in there i'm gonna die but i'm gonna take a
couple with me three solid you know you don't really go down as much as i can
lie guys stay it up those blue gate tunnels are gonna corner
okay well just because you have enough bullets like with the pump yeah yeah
pump and that entire problem getting thrown i'm like salivating from under
to like swing a corner bow. Like if Nick gets broke, I'm just salivating. Come on.
Don't, don't, don't! Oh, push it out there, you!
Hey, now you watching. You're my wall.
Fucker.
He's on my wall. Back up, tubby.
You fucker. Are we not?
Back up.
Where'd you knock, boy?
Where'd you knock this one down here? I remember you said you knocked him.
Where's he at?
That guy looted him. That guy looted him. That was a free kid. He ran straight to that body.
Do I see one on the hill right there?
Probably a little early.
No.
It's still really early.
So we should go back down.
We should go back down.
Yeah, we heard some type of energy shot.
Yeah.
Don't get locked in over there.
Coming down.
I think we go down over here on there.
OK, I'm coming.
We meet them in there.
We also meet them even.
Can I clear this?
Oh, my god.
Behind the wall.
Behind the right wall.
Behind the right wall.
I said it's a good day. It's not blowing up
This is so asked like trade-offs. It's so fucking shit. I wouldn't do it. I wouldn't do it. There's three. There's three
Play life play life play life you go and this actually
Look at you danger radar pocket purple sensor
We got a low you can need it you can need it
If you get a good need I'll tell you how many you break. I just throw them both
I figure that we're gonna be somewhere down here. It's not in this part. There's two peeking you with Bobcats both have Bobcats
Two more both have Bobcats
One more one more lightning
Dammit
Now listen, I'm a 36 year old dad. What do you say?
Shut up, your mouth. Shut up, your mouth.
Wait, let me talk really quick. Zero, your mouth is open.
Yo, why was that motherfucker so angry?
He said, shut up, your mouth. Shut up, your mouth.
Holy shit.
I just, I don't think the 36 year old father's working and going back to what you said.
I think they're getting angrier when I say it. Yeah, they don't like it. They don't care.
You're minding them about their dad that wasn't there, I guess. I don't know.
I mean, he genuinely was so upset when I brought that up. Dude, he was pissed.
Shut up, you mother-beach!
Shut up, you mother-beach!
Damn.
I love dude. I'm not carrying teammates anymore, boys. Y'all can do the teenage shit.
Okay, I literally throw that shit. I pull the trigger switch to the gun and it just doesn't go off
So I go to pull it out again any swings and it's just
Bro, I do I can't use them I can't use them
Well, you know use them in the way that we use them anymore you gotta change it
It's like you can't just use it to get like an initial break or a knock if they're behind something
But you can't like lead
And then sometimes they do do what you would they did you right there. It's kind of weird
I think you threw it you tried to blow it up and it didn't blow up right I threw it my guy literally
Puts the little trigger device. I put it away pull my gun out and it never blew up. Yeah
Yeah, that'll happen
That'll piss off a goop. I'll tell you that
I'm salty
Yeah
Yeah
Two days anyway, right? We're good
If you time if you time fuck yeah
Pull it out
He's taking out
and you caught all you had that too bro I know I should have just up there like the
second I should just heal it because those guys can't crawl out of that thing
any of you guys might just not shoot him back from up there I kind of just told it
yeah you trolled the end of it but that's also what I'm saying what was the
play drop down I don't know why you got the rena what I don't know why you
You went to get the knock again and then go left. I thought you're gonna like maybe put a ball in the head
I can thank you. I think the play there is you just keep exchanging shots and re-knocking every rise
That's what I should have done. But like I couldn't see shit cuz of the muzzle smoke
That elevator is so much worse than the ones on like the longsets
Right nothing yeah, there's not and they get to a far corner left or right they're shooting the shit out of you
with cover I'm gonna go to pee and go pee it you need someone to hold it nice
watch
I'm back, I'm back, bugger.
why those birds
there boys I don't know if we have people around us or not but something going on
...
...
Yeah!
...
...
...
...
I am in hell, I am in hell.
Just don't be man.
It's only getting worse.
I'm sentinel.
careful watch check for mines
watch for the rat, we're late
they know we've been shooting
okay we're gonna pyramid
I
Didn't kill you wow
Well, I need to put the mind I get a little more okay, yeah
I think might be close, right?
Oh my god, bro, I'm on a wall.
Oh no, they're closing the fucking door.
There's guys, guys.
They're right there.
Nice.
I'm just on the mall.
On the mall.
One more.
One more.
There you go.
There you go.
The same thing that happened to you just happened to me.
Good to see you guys!
What happened to you?
Same thing.
Oh, is that a burger?
Yeah.
If you have the N-word on your bingo,
your sword go ahead and check it off
yeah yeah yeah check it off
it'll happen
it'll happen brother
it'll happen brother
just a quick one that might be flashlighted out of your brain
in and out in and out honestly
Yeah, I've been around.
Who's gonna waste no time?
Frank.
I know.
Fuck a fid.
You'll waste a gooper's time.
It's sometimes good, sometimes shit.
That won't work shit.
Sometimes maybe good, sometimes maybe shit.
That was a bad one.
I won't let it.
That was not the good one.
Not the good one at all.
Bro, I did not know...
Dude, I can't...
Hey, what happened to you, big dog?
What happened to you?
I just went to the right,
and I opened the right door and there's a wall.
So I couldn't get it.
I had to take it down again.
Oh, you pulled a knee-coat?
I did, I literally did.
And then you did it, you picked it up in broad daylight and you scrapped it.
Hey in that movie.
I can't.
The ringer.
I've never seen it.
Ringer?
No, man.
Bagger?
It's something that they couldn't make in today's world.
It's a movie about a guy who competes in the Special Olympics as a not-special individual
so that he can pay off gambling debts.
Yeah, that's not a 2026 movie, it's like a 2005 movie or something like that.
Fuck.
But it's, yeah, it's a very funny movie.
johnny noxville that's who's the main actor in it
but it's not as bad as what you think
what year did that come out
i've never seen that checkers are all quoted in stuff in the way
fanger
old greg think of the gifted man
2005 waitin' on you for the resum
for the money
long staff thank you moose thank you star 107
Thank you gamer dr. Mott Ryan Paul Dane loop and even prime and appreciate your breath
My guys my guys my guys
My wife slapped me for laughing at the ringer it was in a comedy movie though, or you're not supposed to
We have giant Knoxville's it's gotta be comedy, right?
And it's okay, why would she slap you for laughing in a comedy movie you got slapped for real
That's fucking insane
This dude got slapped for laughing at a comedy movie
I've never even heard another like that bro apex thing Nick apex at some point 100% yeah me me peanut and drag plan playing it tonight
But uh I
Don't know they want to go early. I might I might end up just going early, but I don't think
I
Might tell this dude peanut
To fucking get on early see if you will apex. Oh apex is down right now. Oh shit
I don't know where they are...
Oh my god it is down, damn.
Hold your backs, Raiders.
And make sure you're spotted near your location.
Keep your wits about you if you decide to go anywhere near.
Alright, we need a big gooper to bring back uh...
Yeah, I agree.
to bring back the losses
Yeah, lock it in we got a lot to do
Also the slur slingers are in and we need to prepare to take them out
They're sling
Yeah, I didn't hear it. I fuck it's just kidding. I didn't hear that. I know oh my gosh
It was the hardest the hardest mom I've heard a lot on that one. Yeah, okay. Oh
Oh, yeah, he puts a mask behind it.
That shit came from the chest.
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, that shit came from a dark place.
Okay.
Anger and depression and hatred.
Okay.
That's not, that's never good.
Much love.
He said it with anger, he did, he did.
A lot of it, a lot of anger.
I wonder if they just dropped down right in front of us.
and
all
and
I'm on I got answer I'm in there like someone how will you get away we are up yeah
Beautiful, last time, last time, last time, last time.
Walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking.
Come on, make yourself a real good shot.
You're an absolute beast, you're an absolute beast.
I'm watching, I'm watching, I'm watching. You're good?
Oh my god, wouldn't shoot twice.
No, no, no, no, no, come down, come down.
Oh god, I got a move as possible.
I stayed for naught.
Oh my god, going up, going up, going up, going up.
Wait, wait, wait, you're here.
Hopped off halfway
I'm not just not working, though. I need some pass down the mine
Rest me, rest me, rest me
Restless will help you with the next team
I don't need a go, I don't need a go
Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi. What's up boys?
There's another team, another team, team
Oh, did we really?
Oh, damn
Wait, what happened?
Wait, who, wait, we didn't kill you. Did we kill you for real?
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know
Did we kill you for real?
Okay, all right
Yeah, these are, these are the guys that betrayed
That's not the right way to go.
That's the cheater.
That's the right way to go.
Oh, that's Art.
Yeah, Art's the cheater.
He's getting to that point, gentlemen.
He's getting to that point.
into that point. Well, we're playing like fucking idiots, man. We're just running at shit.
Yeah, they're just going down and passed by the mine.
That is true. I literally physically saw him jump down, the mine went off, didn't do shit there.
That's a free knock. Those are guys to cheat. Yeah, this is literally him. Yeah, 119 days.
That's right. That's a cheater that we've betrayed in your honor. No, we didn't. No. Are you sure
That's him because that was the guy that they killed all of us. Thank you them
That's who I
Was the one that I betrayed remember they read me and yeah, I don't think it was art
I think I think that's I mean chest ain't it is him though
Yeah, I'm pretty sure that he's the one who killed all of us Nico or
Nt and Symphony and then he's the one who resists I killed nice going us again. It's their time
I don't know, dude, fuck.
Rim was the one hush portrayed?
Oh, but what's different?
I don't know.
I don't remember.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I have no idea.
I don't know.
I don't know what's happening anymore.
I just know that getting blown up like that off the rim when we know where they're at
is a little bit insane and unorthodox of our boy incident but all the best he is right
if the mind should have killed the next team. I don't know what happened there.
When the tight-knit up call goes out and we don't do that, that's a deflating moment boys.
a little ranch in there so usually I would argue with you but after the 1v3 you
pulled off you really put me in a predicament right now right yeah you
can't do something you can't hit a walk-off grand slam and expect me to
argue with you yes sir coach I mean you small choice I don't know what happened
But I watched him just get fucking
Open and got obliterated that's
I brought the guy on the stairs you land back up there's two guys. I'll hug in that wall. I just get
Both hit their shots and then see if I'm gonna shoot I'm down instead. I
Got really neat
So I obviously doesn't have an angle so that's on me for just dying like that
I'm just not gonna say anything. It's okay. We have died three or four times in a row
The lock-in call came out and we didn't do that chat. So hopefully this next one
As a unit we can we can dial in a little bit hopefully
As my inventory is being fucking slammed as we speak I have no more teammates. I literally can't make them. I don't think I
Can make one now worth
I
Think really enjoy arc this much. I wish I still did I I mean I have so much loot points
Like I get to load in every ray with a bobcat gold stock, you know
Like how many you guys can say that in every raid you get to go with it?
Bobcat gold stock red dribble blue snap what you know me. It's like I'm playing the game on easy mode. It's so fun
You know like imagine you could fucking do that you you you probably like it a little bit more too. I guarantee it acquire resources
Okay, I can I can I can't do that. You do that
It might be time to change the map a little bit too because we are getting psyched
Same cheater three games. So yeah, that's the same cheater that he he betrayed. What you're saying that that's who we betrayed. That's great
I love that
I mean you play all day every day and get kids back Rojo. I don't get kids back, but nice try
Nice try
Go fucking crazy man, dude
Different guys that's kind of thing so
Now you betrayed G wine we did we did I remember that name I remember that name
Yeah, bro
Bob head so but I see look at your helmet bro. You've been here for 12 years. I
Love you, I appreciate you man
Get slammed by these awkward is hey, bro, we really we really know
I love it
Shiny three seven Nathan Miller great Dan Vino South Coast had to brightly Mikey Merck's
Long stat point of joke. What up, man?
69 12 years and many more to come 12 years
Have you actually been suffered 12 fucking years you have to have you?
Holy fuck
Where's he at?
One hundred and twenty-two months.
Wow.
Did you fuck with the Mali's?
Nah.
I keep it simple, you know?
I fuck with no Mali's, really.
Little flavor change, if you will.
Little flavor change.
This is Johnny.
Oh, yes, yeah.
Cleanse the pallet with a little spaceport.
Be our steps in.
Change the pacing.
Fresh one.
Looking for these boys to spawn on the left.
I hear shots in front of me already.
Get off the wall.
What spawn do you have to have to be shooting in front of us right now?
It's 29 minutes.
I don't know.
Right in front of me.
Climb it up to the old Ark thing.
Alright.
I'm coming as well, they're going to be on top, on top, that's my angle, that's great for walls, you're under, I'm screwed.
I can't hit him, just give me a second.
I killed one, full.
Nice, good shot.
Nice.
One's up here still.
Careful, man.
Nice.
Right here.
Good shot of them.
Right here.
Got one.
Got one.
Got another one.
Nice.
Got boys.
Got him, Steve.
Yeah.
Try to get Ben so we can use the-
Five months.
Yeah, I'm gonna help him.
I'm gonna get him.
He's stuck here.
I'm gonna keep him there for a while.
Yeah, you guys do that.
I'm getting.
It's not gonna...
Just two different teams, yep.
Oh, that's the drone.
I'm chilling right now.
Someone's at the right.
I'm on the right.
Here we go.
Finish with these guys real quick.
Okay.
Here for the rocketeer, Hutch.
Look at you, guys.
Yeah, he's gonna see me.
They see it?
I can shoot it with you.
There we go.
Two in front left.
All right, close these guys again.
Two in front left.
We help you.
Hold your water full down.
Come on, come on, come on.
Start it out on a triple.
Left down.
Right.
Stay left in.
Dead.
Nice.
So you're not... you might get up, you go.
I don't see it there.
I'll go too, left. I'll go too.
Okay.
I brought a whole cracker.
Nice.
We're fighting up here.
A lot, a lot, a lot.
We're fighting up there.
We're fighting up there.
By the launch towers.
Yep.
No.
Just peanut.
Alright, these three guys are going to be good.
I'm running to me. I want blood. I'm away.
Alright, we're good.
Running down towards me. That's really weird. Just let you know.
Yeah, they're already cutting me off. Right in front of me. Straight northwest.
got it? Saw me. Saw the stream, either way.
I shot one. Got the tree.
There, smoke, headshot, left.
I got the other one to the left.
Flash, left side, dead.
I don't know, you guys pushing that headshot?
That's the other one cracked there.
Yeah, he's really, really good shot, other than that.
Good shot, boys, got it.
Ha ha ha, yeah!
Well, my teammates are a little better than your teammates.
I can't let you.
No heaven.
Yeah, we'll have Marshall.
Yeah, we'll have Marshall!
Crack.
Damn, the disrespect.
Oh, yeah.
He's got that one.
He's here.
He's here.
You're dragging shots like that?
I'm tracking shots like that.
Damn!
Straight, straight.
Straight.
Go ahead and triple head in, Deck.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, he's on it, he's on it.
Dead.
Dead.
Oh, he's.
Oh, he's on it.
Oh, he's.
Oh, he's on it.
Oh, he's on it.
Oh, he's on it.
Oh, he's on it.
Let me go grab this.
Okay now.
Okay.
Is your fucking thing dead?
Get shit on!
Get shit on!
Get shit on!
get on
huh
it's terrible
fucking terrible
i want him to swallow you
oh shit
okay
why did they kill
where to
the little dickheads
where's this guy
I have all these processes and batteries man fuck yeah
Yeah. Love that for me.
Uh, if we don't...
Yeah, I mean, that's where they came from.
They killed the team and it slid us.
We'll probably know it.
I think that's all right. What's up there? I'm not gonna let this puppy sing. What do
It looks good
What's it? We'll decide we came from we are opposite side
There yeah, we just pinged one all the way
They're coming sir.
Are they fighting?
I hit one once.
Where'd you guys now though?
OOFOO!
NOOOO!
Hey, watch.
What's up?
I got clean, that's all I had.
I'm on one-half, Ty.
I'm on one-half.
They're snapping up or something?
Oh, that shit.
I can tear off you as well, I gotta go now.
What's happening there, Jeff?
I find the roof up here.
Sorry, sorry, yeah, it's okay.
How's my sound splitting like that?
I
Chill out this thing
Not that
I'm on the road.
Can we wait for the aggro before you try to go in there?
We're gonna have that thing on our back.
Sounds good. I'm in here, but I'm just in here so the aggro's...
I think they're in there.
Wait, are they actually? Yeah, so I was trying to tell you.
I'm chillin'. I don't hear them.
They they definitely snapped up
Like originally oh, yeah, I just heard one
What's up here? And you guys outside there?
Are you reaching or them now?
Find out
First
These guys have snap books
Dead
Oh man, wow, I'm just gonna read this out.
We got a torn blanket for water filter.
Not the water filter.
Fireball burners.
Any processors?
Processors.
I mean, I need to do these got-to processors.
Yeah, I need to.
There we go.
Here we go.
Okay.
Here we go.
Here we go, here we go.
It's on us, it's on us.
Bamboo.
Oh, that's right here.
It should be in here, right?
I think that was on you guys, through the windows.
That's crazy.
I'm gonna kill this rocket there on my diveboard.
It's so annoying.
It just instantly spins me off. That's so unfortunate.
It lights you too.
Take aim.
Stay down.
He's showing up through the door.
You can open it from the inside.
I got you.
Come here.
Stand up for a little bit.
Oh, come on.
He's doing the wobbly wobbly.
Ah!
Bro, I got up there.
That thing's gonna be out so quick.
I need redemption.
Keep aggroing.
She's up here.
What's your word?
He dead.
Who's your daddy, motherfucker?
Yeah!
She thinks my tractor's sexy!
He really turns you around.
Yeah, you know what we should? Start running.
Athlete.
This right here.
Should kill this leaper and start running leaper.
Leaper mines for those, uh, zipline rooms.
Oh, shit.
Dang y'all.
Watch your forehand there.
Oh, shit.
I
oh shit
well that'll happen
that'll happen
that'll happen
you want to start doing what?
these things right here
this one deeper pulls me
this one kills me
that's pretty purple
yeah bro imagine you're sitting in an elevator
and someone throws this thing at you
can I throw it?
I
Watch Nico come in here say you're holding in this area, right? I'll just do this
Yeah, we're supposed to do something 30 minutes. No, no, I'm just saying you throw it the bottom of it
Or that what's it gonna do is you're gonna hit like it's gonna hurt him a lot you think
yeah box them up it breaks their shield it pretty much knocked them down
wait you want to loot the rest of them the purple things right yeah I'm saying
like on this one right here yeah we get more though we need to have a lot more
I mean, and the radios is like humongous.
Oh, I'm still up above.
But that wasn't you guys?
No.
Sure.
Are you okay anymore from this one?
It's just wonderful.
Yeah, one per leaper, I think.
Oh, man.
Yeah, it's a grind.
I think it's one of those where if we see a leaper, we just kill it for it, you know?
Yeah.
That would be a crazy way to open the fight though I can't lie.
Check that shit down the hallway.
I'm pressing the button.
You just blow yourself up?
Yeah, I'm pretty impressed.
That's the last time I'm out of ammo.
The arc is on their way.
We've been around.
Hey Raider.
Hey Raider.
I got your call.
Raider.
Hey Raider.
Hey Raider.
I got your call.
Raider.
Hey Raider.
So, Hey Raider, aren't you coming to see me?
Raider...
You'll probably pull right through, be all my way to you!
You gotta go if you can craft those things, dude.
You can't, right? You have to just get them off leavers, you know?
Yeah, you gotta get them off leavers.
You can't handle the truth.
You've walked me on that wall.
You've been eating me on that wall.
I'd rather you just say thank you.
And what about your merry way?
That smile of his like, either way.
His hand is like evil smile.
Oh, shit.
Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you're entitled to.
I want the truth.
What a bagger!
What a bagger!
What a bagger!
You want me on that wall.
You need me on that wall.
I
Go I'm getting fucking tapped out over here. I got so many wires
Yeah, the pulse lines bro already keep up with these fucking guys. They are
Gonna make our 16 wires laughs. I'm showing
Teenage man, I can't, I can't make those.
I'm a crew here, man.
Turn drain lizard.
Give me as well.
Beep break. There you go.
Spies.
Spies.
Big day in here.
Two
Three why why?
Anyone got a blue shield for a good coming in coming in coming in thank you
Anyone got a snap hook for a goop. I
Now that is the one area
I'm gonna go Stella. I have them. I just don't have them like that. Oh
Oh wait, I might be able to make one, one second.
Okay, you're broken once I can do it.
Do here.
I don't have that, I don't have the Exodus things, I need the Exodus guys.
You need Exodus modules?
I do, can you bring some of those?
I'm bringing you three stacks of Exodus modules.
That's perfect, okay, I'll bring you that hook.
Go from there.
I mean if you want to do like a quick extract I can bring you a 15
And I can heal this one I
Can wait can I just heal them? What's right? Yeah, you guys you have an access. Yeah, I need I definitely need those
And I can bring you 15
We'll do a quick in and out
All right, we'll go pee real quick. I'll be right back
I
Probably right through
Should we go Dan for Dan for the business deal is that what people do they might be
When things go wrong
Alright, I'm going P2 chat, beer beef
you
you
you
you
you
I
Can't wait
There's one person I like to watch it work the job really
Not because I you know anything like that
It's just that guy's a dog and he's gonna you know, yeah, he's gonna try to fight back with Hans
I
Know but I mean yes, but no
Oh, he's Russian, but he's not from back in 10. He's trained there. Okay. He's just definitely friends with
can't believe it, he's like yeah, yeah, yeah
got it
he's from uh, where's he from? yeah, shit, yeah
which is like very far away from
it's a tough place, man, I'm not gonna lie
that's
kinda fucking brutal
isn't that just what Breathe Fighters are?
yeah, pretty much
like the perfect concoction
yeah
That's a name, that's a name, good Barley right there.
Alright, let me see what I can do with these real quick.
I can feel like four or five things now.
Let's see.
I can't believe how many of those you had for a holy fuck.
Oh, bro, I still got more for myself.
Yeah, I play a lot, a lot, a lot, a lot.
I'll just stand up on hips.
I'll just stand up on hips.
I can feel it right here.
Okay, got your snapbook coming in.
Easy.
Anything else or are you good?
Good?
Yeah?
Let's see if you're good.
Okay.
Good job.
Cool.
Okay, where do we go though, it's a question.
Let's get down, let's get down to business.
You want one night one more night?
Like blue gates got a lot of cheaters on there right now
But it's just fuckable. We're slamming man
So phone we're rolling neon. Thank you for the 40 months make at the stiff sock. Thank you for the new member. God damn it
J. Silk they cold do oh, thank you 100 straight months my boy
Holy moly is work boring look at the scientific machines to see if it powers on boring you
guys keep me safe.
Love you FM.
What do you do for work?
Stay up, bro.
Bring back Brock Lesnar.
I am gonna try to say that other name man, god damn.
This trick doesn't even stand a chance.
It's gonna be brutal.
Yeah, he stands a chance.
That's amazing.
I'm gonna try to say that other day man. God damn
This trick need to stand a chance gonna be brutal. Yeah, he's dead to chance
Never made man. You know like in the UFC
Anything can happen
Well, I mean the odds aren't looking great, what are the odds to bet on him right now, I haven't even taken a peek
in my heart to live in
Fighting, fighting
Minus 600
Holy shit
Yeah, that's not good
We can't leave them in steps
That's not good
I need to lock in man damn
excuse me son excuse me son hey I'm locked no you're not
the 3d1 elevator you should have had getting two taps on a right-hand peak it shouldn't have
happen that's too we're gonna keep going lock in bro you're fucking 26 zero
responsibilities
fuck the fuck in bro what now now I don't tell you buddy lock in I said
you offer that will be through well thank you bro thank you thank you thank you I
say you up for the 1v3 as well but I plummeted down the patch with hush
There's a plan out here, brother.
There he is.
I'm back alive.
Alright.
Outside.
Watch this.
They might be camping this way.
I'm on the right side a little bit.
I'm running right at it.
Pick up the spear, dead body on me.
Dead body up top.
Yep.
Probably just went down.
Yeah.
Hold on.
Make sure that they don't put the mines.
I'm just trying to put these mines.
So, you're mine, you saw it go off, right?
Yes, I literally saw him, I just go right through it.
No, I believe you guys, I can't, it's crazy.
I've got a pre-controversial.
I got it.
I'm just gonna hop in around a little bit, I don't know, I don't know, he's there, he's
there, they're right there, uh, uh, foot.
Up the door, right here?
Yeah, right there, right there.
you got a lot of a go down
no and they have to proximity minds
on the opposite
i think
it would not go down that way there's two there's two proximity miles in each
step
but you know that's what's going to kill you know i don't know
but these guys
might be getting pushed where is that they were they were they pushed back
yeah I'm sliding down here let's go let's go from this way I don't know about
going down the simple message I feel perfect
Yeah, if any of you go down there.
They'll be here, they're there, they're there.
Get one.
Throw one.
See that?
I just put a half a magnate in the bag.
He said it.
Here for more.
This should have showed.
I'm glad we got it.
All right, let's goop these guys and let's go catwalk.
I'm not giving these guys any more fucking free kills.
No more.
That's what we need.
I have a shot at nothing.
I don't need nothing, I don't need nothing.
I would expect our mines to be shot off.
They're not there anymore, okay?
Yeah.
They had two proximity mines on each ship.
It's actually a leak.
I think if you hit that, you just die.
I think if you hit that, you just die.
They're shooting it from up top.
Hey guys!
Hey!
Hey!
What's up, Danny?
Hey, so I have this idea, and Kim's down.
Go ahead.
Up there.
So, as you guys know, you see with the mile.
Fuck yeah.
My chat said if I don't drink today, I'm a racist.
Well, you are a racist.
I'm gonna drink today, and then I put it on Kim,
put it on him and I said he didn't drink that he drinks this right so so we were thinking
what if what if we open some tequila and then we'll play a gamble with friend right now what's that
you can't even play last night yeah game that we're playing at your last three now
Okay, new idea, why don't we drink it like how are you?
We go, we go, we go, I'm down with that.
Keep fighting.
Keep fighting.
I know, not good man, it's not going to rain but it is.
Very good, very good, very good.
Okay, last guy.
Okay, nice.
I did a door show behind me.
Good.
this is what we left side much work okay it's your fucking meat shark things here careful
oh my shit I'm in I'm in I'm in I'm in on this corner tough
that hit some come to you
he has to right there he has to right there he has to right there
shit not good
good day good day good day good day good day good day
crack two
that killed that killed that killed
you can probably get me out of here
I'm trying, trying, trying, this fucking glitch is awesome.
Yeah.
Fuck!
Thank you.
What the?
Watch out, I'm trying, I'm on the jeep, I'm trying.
There you go, I'm on the jeep.
Hot nudge, it's a boring one.
On that door, on that door!
Kill two, kill two, kill two.
Last guy, last one on us.
I'm yelling when I'm going, Niko, give me one second.
I'm going for the main.
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's see.
I'm the pillar.
Yeah.
All right.
Nice, guys.
We got to set up defense right now.
I'm going to do wall shit.
Oh, yeah.
You guys will lose.
You'll lose.
Don't just get the foals, and then we
got to put walls and shit immediately.
And we're going to die.
All right, we're all good.
They still have zip lines.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Come on.
With you.
Good day, good day.
I have no defense guys. Okay, trying to get some off this guy's body. I think maybe just runs
Yeah, just rest you're gonna have to wait for all the to loot, you know
You guys handle my D. I'm gonna keep looking for some more sure sure any get some light I'm out here
I just wish it all 400 these guys are crawling fast
Actually
Oh, we should get this fire here.
I got a downrater over here.
So this guy's OK now here.
Just fucking chalking arounds.
Good job, boys.
Appreciate it.
I'll be right out of here.
It's on us.
Careful.
Hey, imagine it's going to be because I have a bot down here.
got you
please fall into the fuck around
fuck you so here we go, we got a huge fight
I'll be down for some CS2 with the boys
me too
definitely down for that
yeah, five of us, it'd be perfect
get some practice in anyways, it'd be awesome
I'm not gonna play that uh, wherever the hell y'all are playing. I'm not doing that. I saw you guys take care
Oh gamble with friends. Yeah, whatever
Just take it back to the staff
What's up
You can use it now to like I'm telling you
Yeah
You still need the kids here, okay? I like them overall. No, I got I got yeah, that's why I swear to drop
Have you heard some children? Yeah, open the door
Once here, bro, look at these doors they set up, bro
Oh, these guys were a little stinky. Yeah, they were. I love it
Please have my demo
Oh my gosh
There's three fucking people here at the bot guy there to hit you down, hit your mind, hit your mind now, kill them out of sand.
Nice, everyone's out of sand, all three out of sand on the left.
Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
I'm gonna heal, I'm gonna heal hard.
One elbow in that guy.
Direct on me.
Nice.
I need more! One for it! That's gonna kill!
Fuck fuck fuck fuck. This is the rest.
Okay, I got one more and if there is, he's coming.
Got him. I'll do it for you.
Sure.
Good job.
Got the guy?
Good shit.
Good job boys! Good job!
I'm blowing up mine down here.
Give her a hutch, give her a hutch.
Hey guys, just heard someone else shoot.
Take, take, take, take, take.
Just keep, just keep for now.
I can't, I can't, I can't.
You gotta take it, I'm gonna go carry it.
Alrighty, alrighty.
Someone taking some shit.
Get that bomb guys, get a little stock.
Yeah, come in the long hall, long hall, long hall.
Behind me too, what the fuck is going on?
Come back, come back.
I'm gonna be here again.
I fucked one, I fucked one, I fucked one.
Okay, okay, okay.
Careful
You can't come down there you're standing in the mine
One more here
Right side, right side, and I broke left, broke left.
Outside right.
Literally one half, he's dead, he's dead, he's dead, he's dead.
I left, it was broke, okay?
Oh, safe, bro.
Bring it to it.
TNA.
One on me.
Here you go.
I'm gonna do the fucking thing.
Okay.
Backing up, stealing.
Pick your map, I'll help him.
Yeah, I'm gonna shoot, bro.
Kill three, kill three, kill three!
Oh, jeez, Josh.
Full team dead.
There's really a guy.
What was that name, from them?
What was that name?
Yeah, yeah, late name, late name.
okay huge he's gonna uh shield off him what's going on top what's going on top we need to pull that guy
no no no no no no no no no no me okay hey stay there
yeah nice thank you shots that might have been the one that broke over here first
I think it's by himself yeah yeah yeah yeah you just give up you okay are you all right
Yeah, I think I look for mines.
I shot him up.
Some shotgun ammo.
I'm gonna have access to you.
That's your boys.
How about you?
You got the fuck.
Even with the torrenta.
You know, I find a 40.
I'm showing it now.
Burr.
Oh.
I heard someone shield pop. It might be another team here.
Need to make all I need to make a file
Opening up something really quick to put guns in
soon
yeah
all right
you can only drop right thing on the left close
probably looting my kills up top
I got smokes
we're pushing up to wall
don't push your neck
We gave.
What the fuck?
Sir, I think...
They're both here, both right here, both right here!
Both.
Bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye!
Guys.
He's solidating right now, the fucking son of a...
Jesus Christ, man, I mean, Bingo's in the fucking chat.
He was picking fights with every type of person.
He was so angry.
He was fucking running out of breath saying that shit.
He did sound a little overweight.
It's funny you say that.
Yeah, he did.
There you are.
He's not very happy about what just happened to him.
I think that might be why.
These guys have the good team stuff,
so they should have stuff to add.
Hey, there, he's got a gold Bobby.
You want a very touch?
You get a little on it.
Throw it off there.
I'll give you this, Bobby.
I'm quite literally there.
Think you want to Bobby?
Um, I'm okay, I'm okay.
Oh, gosh.
Thank you, this is hard.
I have so many fucking Bobby's, but...
I think I have like your type of Bobby's, bro.
They have like almost two pages.
You've been going that Bobby farm, I see.
That little farm with Bobby's.
Nobody brings in volcanoes, man.
Like, it's so sad.
I think it's a way harder gun to use, honestly.
Like, the Bobby's is all around good, but like...
Yeah.
This one's all in really, really good at clothes.
Exactly.
Oh, I thought he ran.
Is that Nick running around?
No.
That might be me.
That might be me coming up. I don't know, just be right there.
Why'd you say Nick?
Sounded like short steps.
Fuck you.
Hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, you know.
Is that a hudge?
moving or is that the fucking queen
then your stomach up there
maybe all the guns I'm trying to set a record right now
Come on, come on, come on.
How much you worried?
Anything else?
Almost 500k.
Oh my god.
I mean, this is a full purple.
This later, I'm just kidding.
Thank you.
Pleasant of business.
Alright, 520,000.
Holy shit, what was that?
Get your entei in there.
Get your entei.
Get your entei.
I got my loot here.
If anybody wants some extra stuff, there's some shield charges in there and some stimmies.
Holy shit, holy shit.
I don't know if it's fucking kidding.
Alright, let's get ready to hit the fucking-
Alright, no, no, no, no, we're not going that way.
Yes, yes, I know. That's alright, we're going that way.
That way this way I want to see if there's any dead bodies over here as well. Oh, this is a good buy right here
I mean
Looted but I
Can't do a little 500k rate
I mean nothing to write home about but something honest nothing too crazy forgot your pile. I mean a pile of a million dollars
When did I make a pile?
It is a very good over here. I don't know. Hey, watch it made a pile, bro
really where did I make a pile what the fuck did this happen
did we get ice cream oh my god it's right here no it's nothing crazy it's
just an bill okay it's good stuff though
Oh, there's a bear kid over here. Let me check it first.
It's a mite.
No way. Are you guys good?
Yeah, I'm a shooting bot.
Holy shit, I thought you got ratted.
No way.
I'm coming!
Yo, you know what I got? You know what I got?
I'm a fucking tear driver.
I'll bring you that shit.
What?
We need leapers, you fucking meatball.
Oh my fucking god.
That doesn't do anything?
God, no.
Dammit.
I thought I was fucking dumbass.
Fucking dumbass.
Whoa!
Watch out, watch out, watch out.
I got the letters, Nico.
Yeah, man, cap's locked on.
Get the cap's locked off, man.
Yo, they had to set up.
had trip mines on both elevators with two proximity mines on each like they're
trying to invent right now you saw that
I have four bobcats with kinetic converters one without I got one tempest with a kinetic converter
non-tempest I'm sorry I torrented that was mine I got a volcano with a kinetic
converter two level four tempest the level four of a quina the can't go full
purple besides man I've never seen over 500k
You what how much you ever know 519,000 I've never seen
Not too shabby boys, I'm too shabby
How the hell of a fight to that trip
I did that Res Glitch might be like the worst that like the stuck in right hand or left hand
I think the only thing worse than the Res Glitch is the roll where it can only roll to move
Yeah dude, all that's pretty bad
Dude, you had a Res Hutch like seven times bro
I just stood there and got shot like three different times trying to Res me
I had a huge teenage epic fucking crack
I don't know what to actually say because that would have been bad
How much would love yeah, they were they were coming in and let's go
World record
You probably got more
Well, we had
Not very much thousand
Like he was a little bit of a nice
We fucking pity me been saying that shit since the beginning of the expedition
Yeah, you guys go get focusing so we can figure out what the fuck he wants to do
I
Was fucking saying that shit
Actually the one again really good. I don't know
Well, you do have to admit on those two maps like
For sure, but when you get here with that head side an bill you're like, oh shit. I'm blue gate or Stella. Yes
We'll get Stella damn
They are in they're in the turtle discord you guys want to jump over there real quick and go talk to him
Oh, you go you go. I don't even close you. I don't have it
You don't have to be in France. Oh, I got to be here to be here
No, no, no boys
And it's just trying to dry. Hey, hello. I know but he wants to play this game
I saw peanut and then playing last night. I I don't know if I'm down for that, but you'll counter strike though
Okay, we're all taking out for CS boys. Come on. Oh
He said okay, let go fuck yourself. Okay bet
No, no, he's
Fuck dude
Wait, what are you doing?
I'm right now in an Overwatch match because I was just casually talking to Dennis about this and I'm getting fucking rinsed
You get rinsed away. No way. Fuck you. I've literally won the last five until Dennis came in here
Projecting
Oh, wait.
My dick thing!
Oh, fuck.
Man, we've heard some of the craziest slurs today.
Like what?
Interesting.
Oh, where'd your favorite word a couple times?
Hey, then you're cool.
We'll leave that for you, buddy.
You could be the cool one.
Uh, I mean, I'm, you know...
Would you guys be down for CS?
There was like an awkward silence after we said that we'll know that he just left I think it wasn't I think he's I think he's
Doing overwatch right now. I'm playing this stupid ass river time at the worst have they've ever dropped
Around me fucking me
Realistically, how long you get stream for because yesterday and let me back up here. Are you still planning on?
Going to a restaurant three o'clock. Is that what you told me?
So I ordered Mexican food at like 11, right?
And it was like 45 minutes delivery and everyone's like you're an idiot it's not gonna be 45 minutes the second I place delivery like
Place order it was 45 minutes for maybe five minutes, and then it went to two and a half hours
It was a
Everybody's doing exactly what you're doing. Yeah. Yeah, everyone's like you're a fucking moron
Um, but yeah, no to circle back on what Timmy said are you are you playing today?
Are you playing all day? I think I don't think he's gonna be on much longer
Okay, okay, well you guys have to do that thing with peanut tonight, right?
What's that we yeah, we said we play apex with them
That's not for like yeah, that 8 p.m
That's in like five hours. Yeah, I'm down a game for like two hours
And then what where so you are going to this little this little
Timmy what's this thing he's doing
Like he was gonna get everyone together today and we were gonna go to like a
Mexican restaurant like he wanted to go drink it a Mexican. It's a great day to do that. It's great
Yeah, but like after I ordered Mexican food it took two and a half fucking hours, you know
Oh, yeah everywhere you go is gonna be absolutely
It's gonna be a shit show. Where is where is Draca? Is he off?
No, no, Drac says he's he feels like he's super sick. I said, hmm
What did you put in your body this weekend and you refused to tell me so
He's a little lost
He's in F1 Miami weekend. I was like, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bad weather. Bad weather.
Yeah, he goes, I have to hold it down for Miami.
I'm like, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I was like, oh, oh, oh.
Fucking guy, man.
Oh.
So.
Yes, well, I'm not a player.
I mean, Timmy, what do you want to do?
You want to play Overwatch all day?
We good
Oh after this game now really um
I don't I didn't plan on streaming for more than probably like
I don't know four hours today and i'm already two and a half in
You want to do it? You're gonna do a four hour stream today? Oh, yeah, bro. Fuck yeah
I'm a hundred percent on that wave like to go for like four three four hours and i'll be
The hooks are not in.
No.
We just see something that made us feel like Arthur just felt.
The beginning of, obviously with 16 hour Marvel streams, bro.
That's all I need to get.
He always goes back to Marvel in his head.
Because I was never doing 16 hour streams, bro.
Good second play.
There was a bunch of, no.
When we were playing Kai, we were all doing that shit.
I was not 16.
I don't think per dance was 16 I think early per dance. We were definitely hit some crazy streams counter strike
You were you know, you were ripping them back in the day
Overwatch as well probably
No, I do I was just not that close
Do we do this or what boys I'm trying to go in game
It would be, no you say you're in but you're in for like an hour.
That's what I'm saying, like if we do anything-
What do you mean that's what I'm saying?
You just said you were two and a half deep on a four hour, you're here for an hour and a half?
You're in for an hour and a half?
Dude, that's what I'm saying!
That's what I'm saying!
Oh, yeah, so no, let's not do it if we're only in a game for an hour, that's a fucking-
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
That's a match and a half.
I'm not being online, right?
So.
Well, how about you extend it?
Oh yeah, dude, I love gaming right now, totally.
Yeah, but you tell me you wouldn't enjoy us all going and playing chat. He's on his own these two are a different vibe
Also a nix boat here where it's like well fuck
I'm on for a fucking I'll get a morgarita right now
anyone's drinking does.
It was so quiet.
Yeah, Timmy with the icebreaker.
Wait, if that's the case, let's just go play CS until Pinocchio's on it, and then you guys
can go play it.
I probably won't make it that long, but I will play it.
What do you have to do?
stream. I have to not stream. I don't exactly know what I have to do, but I have a gambling
stripper now. I'm ready. That's the most exciting times. So it's all I live for now. Just just
wait for the next day. Wait for the next trip. So I have a thumbnail. You probably do, bro.
You're probably so happy. I'm going to play sports. The game broke the fact that they literally
The update was fucking cash, bro.
Wait guys, we got this map, it's called cash.
It was here ten years ago.
What do you want?
What do you want?
Update the game?
I don't know anything.
Give me a new case, I can fucking open at least.
I think they added one like a month ago, didn't they?
Two months ago?
No, it's like a terminal.
It's not even a case.
um, a terminal. It's not even a case.
If you play Counter Strike?
I gotta be a cop.
No.
Okay, dude.
I might not even be, like, ranked up.
Like, I don't know.
Dude, what are we doing?
Oh my god.
I had to follow my way, so hold on.
I wouldn't recommend it.
Yeah, you guys gotta like, yeah.
You four might be chilling.
I mean, you can't even play it!
I did not know that he couldn't play it. I thought he could play.
you
you
you
you
you
Thank you.
Can you not play premier? Can you play normal?
Yeah, I can play casual deathmatch.
So go to play.
Yeah, I'm not going to now go to competitive on the left.
What do you 4% whips he can't play anything?
I just have to play these pubs out.
How the fuck do you spell infinite, bro? Holy fuck.
He's trying to type your name and I can't fucking spell infinite.
Oh, okay, so we can't play combat.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Lips says just have him play two deathmatch games.
Hey, I don't think it's that easy.
Premier is level 20, but then I think he could do comp before, but comp is as, yeah.
He just needs to get to level two for comp.
What level is your account?
I think we just saw you know why don't you guys play and I play two death matches because
perfect play without five I don't think right I don't think we know we're gonna
be too like separate whips give him an account bro holy fuck
I don't care if it's banned I don't care dude I dropped an account just trade
all the shit off the account and then fucking give me a cow that's so bad
fucking we're at the point we don't care
oh fuck yeah dude Tim is so angry the clock just wants to have a margarita yeah
I kind of do too yeah we all think I'm gonna have to talk about the problem is Dennis is
trying to drive the ship, but like he's trying to drive the ship. Yeah, that's the issue.
Well, no, guys, I thought that the ship was going to be over here. No, no, the ship was
simply to play gamble with friends and then you said, let's go play CS. That's a whore.
One of your boys, Niko, came and placed the S. I'm opening cases. That is true. I did
it. You recommended it. Can you recommend it again? Yes, I did. I came and played. Yes,
I did do never mind. I was gonna tell you just go play two team deathmatch things. How long would that take whips?
Like 40 minutes
That's just a hopper TV ever quick
It's good. I mean if you're playing while we were talking right now, you might have gotten one gamer in it
Yeah, you just I'm on your stream like you're just like not even are you breathing?
I'm waiting for the accounting
No, no, no, just literally things we're gonna get bad and he there's there's one thing this guy cares about is his counter strikes getting so
Oh wait you were gonna give him whips of the cow. No, no, I wanted the four that I have
How much money you got in CS games to me, I don't know
Probably over 150 K. Holy fuck. Look at me go right now, but look at your head. How's your head that big?
Yeah, I was talking about this game, but please, please, please, I'm actually awful.
Holy fuck, I can't believe I haven't gotten a gold yet.
You played this game, Vic?
Yeah, it's game spider. Counter strike?
Counter strike is a great game.
Bro, if there's two games for keyboard and mouse that I just swear on, it's that in League of Legends.
They're so fucking good, man.
They're so good.
Why is your crosshair that big?
Are you fucking serious?
Vic, I haven't played the game before!
Yes, you have
You're lying. Don't lie like that. You fucking liar. Okay
Dude and you're cool
Look, I think you forgot about this account, bro, I think
Okay, I think you forgot you had this one, bro. Yeah, yeah, remember your other account that we used to play
I
Have all the settings that you want. Yeah, I'm gonna cross your lips
For him me on
Wait, you had food today. Oh
Oh, not really. Oh, the thing is, according to Dennis, we're gonna go to a restaurant
tonight, but if we're not doing that, I'm going to eat now.
Dennis told me yesterday that we were gonna go to a restaurant at three o'clock.
You said, I love to crush the margaritas.
Wasn't it in my cat, asbestos?
I was in your chat watching ArcGraders, because I love watching ArcGraders, that's that guy.
Yeah, right. Yeah, right, buddy. Let's start taking photographs. Nope. Nope. Nice. Locations.
You're sharing page. Careful now, buddy. Careful when they did. Yeah. No, no, no, no. I spilled
sour cream on my keyboard today. It didn't work.
I had four yeah like a little goopless sour cream fucking flew off the taco in between my ship to control
you
you
you
you
you
You
Quick gold to start the fucking day did you imagine
That's it? Good boy.
Just give me a knife man. It's a little knife.
Holy shit, watching Hutch play TDM, he has Stevie Wonder aim.
He's Stevie Wonder.
He's not that bad though.
Oh just shit on it fuck it was right there
oh shit
damn I gotta buy more keys I have money
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Add the funds.
Perfect.
Let's do it.
Yeah.
I guess the other one you forgot about.
Yep.
I
What do you say what do you say like a little like a little quick gold, you know, oh stir, okay, let's look at we think
That is doesn't care about your brother. I pray you get one really wouldn't that be great
Like we'd all be so happy combat sir
Especially closey
Oh shit, I got a red a cage. That's nice
Really? Hey, we're kind. I don't even know yet. Let me see a k-47 night wish
The dreams and night. I thought it was a bad one
It's not worth a ton, but it's not terrible.
Yeah.
I mean, besides you're getting run over, he's good.
Battle scarred.
That can't be good.
We'll take the red though.
That's pretty bad, isn't it?
that's your metal scope
yeah
go go go
no
Okay purple two purples in a red
Okay, but gold
Now what's the rule if you see the gold it hundred percent pops right you get yes, yes, yes, yeah see gold it's over
Like a lie I like the way the other game doesn't work when you see the gold and the thing went spinning around
It's fucking awesome. Oh Delta. Yeah
Yeah, what did they do?
It was funny.
Yeah.
Back in the day when you opened CS cases, the golds could go by.
Oh my god.
So you could see one roll by and not get it.
Oh, that'd be troll.
Oh, that'd be toping.
Well, you weren't playing back then, Denny?
Oh my god, that would just fucking drive me insane.
Yeah, that'd be toping.
Thanks.
Keep going.
I
Keep going
If you're good, yeah, I was not saying let me know when you're I think I'm good
Fire let's get in there. Oh, baby
Right then you buy everybody
We're not doing premier right? I'm happy. We should all I don't think we can
Oh wait, that feels good!
Yeah, we should definitely do it for me.
Alright, I'm doing the stem.
Why am I holding it?
Because you have Niko at it!
I know.
I'll be down at the honest.
Thank you.
Come on, uh, do I send you...
Did I pink?
Okay.
Wait, just can you add that account?
I can get it in here.
Well worn.
Fuck off
Those are pretty sweet, I can't lie
Gold you know what we want
John
John, that's Eric, Nick, who are you in this?
Oh, who am I?
Oh, I'm the foot.
Your foot lover.
That's how you open your party so I can join you.
Oh, I do that.
And by the secret spy,
two per secret spy, but don't tell my buddy to see.
I don't have much added.
What are you?
I'm really looking at Chuck.
eight of cheese. Uh if I sent you, we got John. Where's
clocky? Barger retard. Okay. You're off. You're off line
bro. Oh, am I? My bad.
What did you say that was the same one?
What's up with you?
What?
Oh my god dude.
What?
You don't care.
What is this?
A day like today dude.
You're gonna give me like that.
You knew my dumbass was gonna read it too.
You're gonna have to put the entire name.
Like you do.
Okay play.
Um.
Yeah, we'll just do premier who cares.
What's rock and roll do it what cares about premier right yet?
Well, hold on.
Don't say bingo chat.
Okay, so they go.
It's gonna be cash every game right?
100%
Let's roll.
Do we ban?
Oh, there's so though.
Beautiful.
Okay.
is not want to play barrage wait what cash is it here so you mean they their
update is cash but they didn't add it in the game dude are you fucking kidding
how is cash not in premiere take what sensitivity plan on I'm not here bro
you know the DPI of your mouse I mean they they only play rush didn't we
Ben rush they all they only play Mariah's then 13,000 man if we lose
fucking yeah we got it anyways okay I'm right okay boys walk in
I just say that was good it was actually way that bad dude you are a tank it was
it's like it was the leftover some last night it was like two burgers and some
chicken some chicken I love this fucking game bro
child keyboard mouse game bro okay but you play this game a controller probably
right uh yeah yeah truck truck got to the highest rank a controller no fucking
way truck is also yeah in the world yeah smoke up his ass alright out out a
I'll fucking leave
Best in the world? I mean, holy shit. I mean, no best in an A. I should say an A. Sorry
Cheats
No, I'm shitting on my brothers run out first sure
He's so many of them are so weak, bro
There's four of them in a that guy's not weak the guy in the double box
Come on because they're so weak. I promise you just because you did this you win this I show bare ass
Change one one shot. So not gonna happen
We're leaving by the shot
No
When I got that gush that that guy hit on me was actually so tragic
Hey, we force run out B crossed
B we have another ace one. That was also I think there was five there
Definitely was running out B boys
All right, I'm come one pun fish one pun fish Niko. You've never played this game turn around around the other way, bro
I
Listen just hold your W key and just keep like running at them. I gotcha gotcha. Let's go John
Freak out Freak out Freak out nice
Let's get bomb play down
I have a bomb.
John has a bomb.
Oh, fuck.
Press five.
Press five.
Press five.
Press five.
Press five.
Press five.
Press five.
Press five.
No, no, not there.
Going back in the corner.
Okay, okay, okay.
One's cat.
Climbing.
End market.
End market.
No way.
One more market.
One more market.
Come and walk out now.
Let's do this.
No, Nick!
Come on, super-jigger spy.
No!
Dude, you have a bomb.
No!
dude you had that bro I had no bullets I didn't know I had no bullets I didn't
know I had no bullets I didn't know I had no bullets so brutal bro
fall back six huh a little three-piece
behind me bro
fine
got a little birdie
in a while
can we goodbye?
yeah goodbye
im broke
since i could
oh my god damn it
oh my
its been a while
since i've seen closeies
I mean, it's way.
John.
Okay, look at John.
I can't see through the smoke.
John.
Oh my god, there's no way that guy did that.
Okay.
Fuck! I'm out!
Alright, hold on.
These guys are hitting pop flashes like that, right?
You fuck! I'm out!
Yeah.
Alright, I drop bomb.
Save?
Yeah, save.
You should be carrying bomb.
Yeah.
Where are we saving?
We are, right?
Yeah.
Okay.
I think so.
Wow, four blues in a row?
Yeah, fucking right, buddy.
Oh shit the reload fucking update that's how I forgot about that yeah
which likes this by the way fix it's good just counter-tracking you no wrong I
fucking hate you webs something's dog shit
all sex one me all sex six so a job that's him you view body now I fall off
actually so that's me the opposite yeah that'll happen
That's through the smoke, by the way.
Oh, damn!
Damn!
That's Bob.
Bye, John.
Winnable!
Winnable!
She's got to get the one next to him.
Yeah, you have it.
You have it.
You have it.
Oh, it does.
You see anything?
I just had him hit.
So...
I hate this.
I hate this.
I'm using so much of your stuff.
Wait!
Wait!
Wait!
One's fighting.
So...
No, I'm safe.
I'm away.
Why are these guys everywhere, bro?
I gotta go.
I gotta play.
You gotta roll.
Grab all your little things because you don't want to lose them.
OK.
If you lose them, then we have to get ready.
OK, we're OK.
He smokes it instantly.
What?
You want me to keep them?
Mix someone by Molly and Molly out my...
OK, guys, I'm alive.
I'm gone.
I don't want to make it look like I'm jerking off.
I forget.
Hang on.
Nick, drive that bomb beyond you.
I can't.
I can't.
I'm off you.
Oh no no no not you need to go.
No it's dropping.
Tim Locky but we're trying to win this shit man.
No my bad bro. Sorry for camera.
No they slumped our balls.
Yeah they could push through smoke they normally do.
I'm looking.
Are we fucking serious?
Yeah, one's close, one's close, nice.
Smoking CT, kind of.
Oh, I see, I see, I see, I see, I see, I see.
Should I be dead?
Nice.
Oh, dude, cat and stairs.
I don't even know where I died from.
Oh, shit, fine.
One's cat, one's stairs.
Okay.
Good boy.
Two, two.
One has my AWP.
Okay
No boy
Do you do one has my off connector could be could be flanking I guess probably not though
It could be back left if you're right right jungle that is I would show I would show which I
I
Holy shit, am I supposed to crouch when I shoot? Yes
You don't play I'm not gonna sit here in flame because you don't play the game
Wow
We'll say you currently have as many kills as me so I say it's nothing. Yeah, I mean, you know, we're all kind of grouped up here
It was looking good!
It was looking good!
The worst!
Fuck.
Fuck you.
Nice.
That's window and A.
We should work at it, no?
Yeah, 100%.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
I
Screams
Let's kill me. Go take it last with a
Well, that's a lot of op-up
Yeah
Go jungle. Yeah
By me I'm waiting
By me let him walk out. They don't peek. No peek. Let him walk out
that we're so bad so down on my
I got a knife on you huh
oh I got it somebody flash me a bit
fuck no somebody flash you bitch
you got dropped me a K
I don't know how to do it
just turn around and just
Okay, quick easy up in guys. I know you try to do that
Flashing late flash rate is fun, bro
I'm so wondering fuck man. How do I miss that? Oh, no, no, no
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I am washed I'm coming back to you. I was with even powers with fucking Bevo because I'm trash
I hate this motherfucker
just fight jeez
it's gonna perfectly peak the whole time
no guys can we figure it the fuck out
it's free it's free it's free it's free
it doesn't feel free cause we aren't
it's free it's free
everything they grow there
they grow all their utile
we wait for the utile yo that
What's that bro?
What's the photo of?
Okay, nevermind.
I'm so nervous.
Man, man.
Are we fucking serious?
Yeah.
Up.
Yeah.
All right, wait for me to tell you.
Sure.
I'll be closer to shock you, bro.
I know it.
I'll smoke CT.
Let me know when.
I'm serious.
Yeah, they're just wasting E.T.O.
I
Just wasted yeah, they're just wasting you till after this Molly do okay, tell me what it's gonna. I can't say
Well, he's gone
I'm uh, I'm no Molly. Yeah, one's close rashing
I got smoke
Nice nice
I'm smoked off, it's just me guys now.
I'm gonna flash, I'm gonna flash, I'm gonna flash.
Mother.
I...
Get caught.
Planning?
No, ECT!
No...
Oh, I was gonna be playing...
Anything up there is like...
I was smoked off!
I was smoked off!
I'm trying to hold CT and jungle at the same time!
I should...
Oh fuck!
I-
The whole new world!
Alright, what are we doing?
What are we doing?
Maybe a three?
It's better than me.
Do you know the smoking, matey?
Okay.
I know what I'm doing.
I'm gonna whipsline it up, baby.
Wait, she's not inside this?
Wait, she's got-
Whips doesn't have a smoke window, hang on.
Wait, what?
Big.
Jump throw from here?
It's got a nice smoke.
Even if it has the bomb.
Even if you need to just throw the bomb behind you.
Press five and then press G.
Whips, there he goes.
There he goes.
Well, Whips told me to jump throw for window, and I did it,
and window's totally fine.
Use those smoked tunnels.
Yeah, you missed.
I
Could jump up to jump on site our anime P. F. P's getting some kills guys go away. I'm done cat
I'm done cat right now. I
Lit you're right. You're right. You're right. Watch you're right. He's one. He's one. Here you
Yeah, Nico that's good
Oh, oh shit. No good driving. It was a winnable. This is a winnable out there
You see him W team right now. I agree
Okay, he's gonna hold to your left just back up back up back up back up
You have 20 seconds gotta go go play Bob. I go out left up. You're gonna bump. Yes. Yes. Let's find him
Yeah, go kill him. Yeah spawn
NICE! NICE!
Come on, man!
Nice job.
NICE!
You're crossing her place was pretty good.
Ah, yes sir, thank you.
Now turn to me and throw me that AK.
Buy yourself another one, orfebora.
Oh, the streets are talking about Nate Merchant on me. I need to fucking talk it.
Yeah, yes sir.
Oh, the streets are talking.
They're saying some things.
So I make up for my shooting octagons on that guy. Yes. Yeah. Okay. Thank you.
Yeah, well, he pushes this.
Three in for the scout.
He smoked the house.
Yeah, he's out. I'm walking up a little bit.
Careful, we're smoked off.
All right, one's off in the window.
They're not to peek and look.
I got one, man.
I'm going all the way back on site.
Off, back, side.
Window connector, window connector, window connector.
Off, back, side.
My god, of course.
Dude.
Say that.
On site, with the eagle.
Hold that, hold that for a minute.
T, he's like cat, he's cat.
I'm one shot, I'm one shot.
Sounds good, we don't have a lot of time.
I'm going, going, going, going, going.
Connector now.
Nice.
You're fine
They're gonna they might tell you they should be on an ego
My powers you stinked on me
No
It's this post back here. Close right back here. No, he's one one one one one
Close right close right nice. Oh my god. He was like a kid down. I see she walked there
Get she just held it
Bomb is
This last round it is right
Yeah, I'm gonna go mid and hold that bitch down like a fortress, okay boys Tim you have bomb don't drop it
You die with it. Fuck it
Sit out of my way
No, I missed it and I suck
I
Push this no, yeah, let that clock class gonna get some pigs. Yeah, I'm fucking over 10
Just hold that
Sight Danny
That's for
Yes
I
In the stairs right side con right side con
Don't pick up don't pick it don't I can push the flash
On site
I didn't know much I had him for
I
Not a lot
No, Danny you mean it I want to die
So Nick walk me through the pistol decision, it's always been a CT side
This is just not in us.
I hear it. I hear it. I hear it.
Don't look at the leaderboard yet.
The footlover's not doing it.
They're talking shit. They're talking about us, bro. They're talking about us.
Oh my god.
You want mid or you want B? I'll go B.
Mid.
This game fucking sucks, bro.
They're coming, they're coming, they're coming.
They're pushing back there.
They're pushing through.
Oh no, they're on it, they're on me.
Yeah, right Niko, that's hilarious.
To the left?
Yup. You guys win this.
Bandit back left.
Instant jumping one tapped. Oh my god, man.
On bench, Denny, and then back van.
I don't know where the last guy is.
You gotta hurry, Deco. You gotta hurry.
He's gonna be back here.
Oh, what?
One out.
Damn.
Oh, I need to hit the head, bro.
Ninety and three.
Damn.
Ninety and three. I'm so bad.
Fuck that. You're not bad.
Don't worry.
I
Say it say it don't fly by here. Okay. I
I'm the if it was this rush rush rush a ramp
Yes
Force
Are they there
Dron just that be with an AK hunting me down
No way there's a guy lurking palace I was just stomping around in there man Mike
We have we that start to the day
I'm gonna have to go pop a fucking addy for this shit. What the hell is going on shit?
Why is that guy sitting chair are we buying guys these guys know who we are bro?
I think oh, no, no, we're fine. They're ass. They're fucking terrible. You're right. They're ass. They're fucking terrible
Stick the cases to me
My inventory is worth more than your house.
Okay.
I didn't know we were doing that.
Roger.
Just let him know.
They're coming.
They're there again.
One's dint in mid by the way.
Nico, look up in the windows.
I'm gonna go.
No bro, how are you doing there?
I'm fucking you.
What's up Chairs?
What's up there?
Balls x6.
Got that.
Play it, play it.
Play it yourself.
Play it yourself.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
M4 back sight if you want to.
No one knew that he came in.
Lock it boys.
It's winnable, actual.
very one of all I did good around job thanks about you to deck thank you so
proud of you that's good about that night I hate these guys
if I don't know if you know but you could speak
I'm trying to yeah sure sure it form it I'm not exaggerating what I say for just
So there's at least three there and one to be lurking
Bombs down bed once chair swing out
Upper mid still upper mid
Do they get bomb yeah, I think so
I have a good bone.
They're going back here.
Why is Green's profile picture Tim but skinny?
Okay.
I fucking picture some stupid thing.
See what you guys have ever made that?
I think it might be Whips.
I wish you're safe.
Did you buddy?
Yeah.
I'm just gonna come and bait it right?
Yeah, I got a bomb up here.
Yeah, but there's no time left.
They have to push us.
One's close.
I got 20.
They're found.
They're saving.
It actually may be.
You guys are...
They're playing like the 20k tournament, man.
Yeah, they're doing it.
wait wait hold on so I'm losing money when I reload like that or I'm losing
yeah so if you shoot one round and then reload you lose all the other 29
rounds okay well that's stupid why would that be why why they're trying to
make it more like tech like it's stupid
Nice
That a boy Chuck eat the cheese
Just call me false that oh the ball sack the other guy
Right neck on you
fuck you
nice, there he is, there he is
best of mornin next, good to see you
I knew that motherfucker was gonna walk out, man, he walked out of Iran
ran, one ran under, underpass
well bombs here
yeah, he's gonna come cap, potentially here
probably gotta grab the AK and save
maybe
there's a kill
someone's my cat, right?
I had your
I had your cat
I had your spawn, your CD spawn
oh no I don't
oh my god
well that's weird
he shot me through the face of that one
that's weird
I wonder how he knew I was fucking there
you know
guys they're in the stream man
they're in the stream
cat done
market last
market last
No, it's a good time to
Hold on a pigment one stop in he's coming box
Just gonna play say it
I'm sorry to Danny left-sided
Now I gotta change my peak is no I'm doing that because you're in the fucking stream
nice
i shot hush
hey baby
they can't push me right?
walking one top, one top bro
oh wait
one out palace
about one
all that guy's palace
oh dude under
fucking pass
underpass underpass
how do i help
help
this is underpass coming back to uh
ct maybe
i'm going to spawn
ct
oh shoot
is he already here
he could be there
yeah potentially potentially
I'll be I'm gonna be right now
Nick what are you looking at right now? I'm trying to creep up to the bomb
That's top mid that's bomb. Yeah, they can walk all the way through a and flank you 10
That's bomb. That's bomb. That's bomb. They have to pick it up in WQ site
Nico don't even think that don't think that
Sit on that wall. Yeah, right there right there. They jump out you kill GGs
You go they're gonna be pushing you. Hey, you just gotta go the long plan. It's the last guy
Yeah, it's too late GGs boys. Go right round
Go baby
Nice nice
Oh, come on come back. They're joking. They're joking
CT-sided map I try to say it, you know, I try to say it look at your boy
Come back, baby. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go
Let's give it to them boys.
Yeah, huge round.
You win this, we break the economy.
You fought a little behind here or what? Hard to keep up.
First time playing by the way.
You're tied up with me.
85 years old, scoreboard.
Smoke's A, executing A.
100%?
Looks like it.
Now he's peeking me.
No, he's pushing B.
It's gonna be A, it's gonna be A.
I have to expand smoking and flashing out a
I'll hit my window
One's on B
One's pushed to B
Alright, can I get you?
Nice, Nico!
Do we have any presents?
Oh, bro, one's on B
He's AWPing, I got my AWP on B
On A right now
On A
I'll get the best. I'll get the best.
I'll be behind you. Grab it. Grab it. Grab it. Grab it.
I'm taking it. I'm taking it. I'm taking it.
There you go. Take it. Take it. Take it.
Good round.
Don't say good round.
Good round.
Wait, what's that clock on there?
Oh, we'll take that out too, buddy!
Fucking red, bitch!
There's no one that angle does he chat no sir
What's I call a call with the underpass
Connector. Connector. Connector. Connectors. Connectors.
The bomb's out. Gotcha.
Don't die this time, buddy.
I mean, enjoy mid, bro. You know, while I hold down the bomb.
Stand mid. Stand mid.
I'm about to get smoked out, Danny.
Oh, they missed. They missed.
I just fucking suck dick, man.
They're flashing, smoking.
Flushing out, eh?
I'm gonna leave early, if in it.
I'm gonna flash by.
They could flank you.
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I'm looking for house.
Touch.
I'm executing fast.
Oh man, upper mid.
Upper mid, upper mid.
Crossing.
I'm CT, but I'm smoked up.
He just walked on for free.
I don't know where I just got shot from.
One's in mid, still in mid.
I got two.
Last guy.
Where were you?
on
They are broke broke broke broke broke broke broken it in for from somebody
I hear
How do you buy someone something but then like it just goes right to the roll right click right?
I haven't got it.
You're gonna go beat us on?
Yeah, control left click.
I'm gonna go beat.
I'm gonna go beat.
It's fine.
We stack it.
Yeah, they're in the stream.
They're definitely going to hit.
I
So watching men
I got flashed for perfect timing
I'm in already I'm in oh no
I mean three four four all all the all the mouth now Denny
Two of them are weak. Oh
My god, that was perfection. Wow. There's a guy inside this guy bench guy then
I can't do anything to-
BOOM!
Nice.
That one has to be lit.
That one has to be lit close.
You can do this.
The boy flashed by.
Tom.
Tom.
Nice.
Nice.
OH MY GOD!
Oh my god!
Don't let me!
Don't let me!
What the fuck!
Oh my god!
Oh god!
I let me live!
What the fuck!
Don't let me live!
Don't let me live!
Shit!
I let me live!
Fuck!
I was actually so angry.
The wild card!
Don't do it.
Oh my god, there's a...
I am inspired.
Oh my fucking beer right now.
I'm buying it up.
Wow.
They were not broke by the way, guys.
Yeah, fucking clip that, D-Rod.
I know you're in here.
Holy shit.
It's fucking blazing me every round.
Tammy.
I don't think I...
I'm not joking.
I think I have one kill in this half, so...
So appreciate you guys hearing me
I'm Molly and I'm not that's from underpass. I'm Molly. I can't be fit
Kind of like I'm in right now
They're going already at the water. Maybe connected a
I don't see any connector right now. Well, they flashed over yeah, one is under
I got big I got big I got one taps
Let's connect here. Let's connect here.
Can you hold it?
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Guys, he hopped in. He hopped in.
Oh, my God.
He just hopped in.
He's to your left.
One's a jumble.
Nice.
Big, big jumble.
Why'd he flanking you, bro?
Is he pd, maybe?
Okay.
He could. He could. He could.
We don't know what bomb is either.
He could what B to play.
What would it be?
There's just play slow.
22 seconds.
How did this guy get...
I
Was they drop bomb we were good at a drop bomb
Holy dick
Hachi boom
You got a fat ass to my business that shit
What no nice ass yeah, yeah drop them please
Yeah, what a scout by the way, you know
Thank you for
Nice
Yo 1111 wait, so we just need to get the 12. What how's the word 13 13? We win next to we win game
Come on John turn up roll. Let's go
That's a flash a yeah
I'm gonna smoke your palace hodge. Yeah, dude. Are you in?
Okay, I'm gonna go CT. I'm going CT Johnny. Okay, one lit palace then nice. Hey, John
Fucking John boy
Palace pushing up
I'm okay
You got my palace or no, yes
One was ramp
There be I hear one. I don't want to parmice
I'm gonna gamble they're both here brother. They're out. They're out. They're out one dead last apartments
Still in not out yet
out
out
yeah
yeah
yeah
yeah
I need one more drop
I need one more drop
um
I got it I got it I got it
I got them
gosh
go get it
come on man
Okay, coming.
Trying to come out.
Watching something better here.
Yeah, guys.
I'm smoking that house.
I'm smoking it.
Ramp one more.
Okay.
John, you should go up to ramp to that.
I'm going to CT, Denny.
Okay.
Oh, where does that spray go?
What?
He's running.
He should be low.
What?
He's very low.
On site one.
On site.
He's on site.
You should be low what he's very low on site one I'll say he was like
Connected site when it was so when it was
I
Said
Yes, you have to be low
How hard did you hit him for I had him for 24 I don't know I don't know how do I check that
Oh, they're top mid.
No!
Oh my god, there's so many top mid.
So many top mid.
I don't op the one time and they run top mid.
I'll smoke.
They're swinging it.
They're throwing molly.
They could be up connector.
They could be up connector.
They are.
They are pushing through.
Connector, connector.
Connector.
Connector.
Knocked one.
I'm playing lurk and sandmongering.
I'm playing molly.
Two, two, two, two, two.
On me.
Are they under?
two two two two two on me are they under are we going towards b or a yeah be be be be
right above you they can be there i think they're going they're going through
they could be a window yeah that's fine two went to window no one window tag
i lose i lose i lose oh there's no way i got one one shot
go down, go down, it could be here
what the hell is that?
what's the wind about there though?
when is it on?
he's D-Rion man, D-Rion everybody!
Let's go. Get round of applause for me in the fucking stream.
I hate this fucking guy. Come on guys, please.
I'm up in. I'm up two. I'm lost.
Come on, mid. Punch.
No, I'll up on it.
Probably gonna up pick it.
They might hit us with something, huh? Like a little cheeky something.
One time, two. I'm on mid, right?
Flash A already, probably.
And, Flash B, I think.
They're out A, they're out A.
Got one.
More?
Come on, let's go boys.
Damn, what's one? Nice.
I'm in the space, I clearly left B.
He's still there.
He's got to be in there, he's got to be in there.
in there
They didn't fucking smoke I think so yeah
Oh, yeah, you ran off or in
They're gonna be watching there. Yeah
So I don't know I
Complete let me
I'm gonna back
The password
Okay
It could be connected okay
Window was that fucking window vent? Yes, I broke it. I broke it. I broke it. I broke it
Here think it went palace probably might be in palace
I'm next though
Kind of like in there on
They're in the stream. There's waiting to see what we all chill out you go
He's pre-aiming my van, Hattie.
Niko, start moving faster.
No, what? What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Oh god, man.
What the fuck?
You gotta use me and him as bait right there for sure.
I saw you get out there.
Yeah, I hopped out and he ensured and then she shot you.
Not good.
Okay, that's good.
Fine.
We can do this.
He's still there to upper mid last to upper mid last to mid
They're pushing up cat
Wait wait wait
Just they're holding for it
Stay right at me through you know, how does he know that I'm gonna be right there Nico? He's gonna be good luck
Okay, nice he's there right there. Yep. Yep. I'm on your time
you didn't flash a
we're back left
okay cool baby
I
See the veins I said the veins I said the veins
Oh my gosh, fuck over time second
What do we do, man? Because we've been struggling on this side of the Bangalore.
A is our best bet. B is just too bad, and it's more like, I think it's like a surprise.
They just aim fight A. M, what do you think? Oxy?
Yeah.
I mean, we just wait for you to tell them.
If they're obviously, they know what we're doing.
Nico, can you just hold around here and like watch the fight?
watch if you smoke you have a smoke for a jungle I don't know jungle okay I know
I know CT I can pass oh hang on let's see lips line me up jungle is it like
just watch for this weird push they're just wasting you kills
You're in juggle
Okay, they're not gonna expect to palace. I'm going to flood this
Yeah, I'm dropping you bomb. I'm dropping you bomb. I'm gonna go push. I dropped you bomb
No, I'll work with him
Where where I'm inciting to you CT
We're gonna go we're gonna go
I'm gonna go fight
One stairs
I
Make sure it's not there's no guy jungle
I'm one
Yeah, I'm one
No, no, no, he's in the bar.
He's ratting.
He's ratting.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, wait, man, that guy just plays that perfectly.
That guy's ass.
you bro that was a great game guys we we came all the way back these guys
I was fucking stream dope it up every fucking thing
Bunch of losers
Fog
Stinky in the chat stinky
I was thinking that grosser guy give me sick
Losers
Hi, oh, man, I'm on my seat. I'm back take a fit
three
I'm back. Is everyone here?
Yes, I'm taking a piss.
He goes too big. Yo, that's, I'm banning you. That's for me, blue. You're a fucking bitch.
Just talk about that.
You're a bitch. You dick, blue.
Where is Super Secret Spy?
Oh dude, he kind of got hit in the crossfire
Well, actually
Hello
Hello, no, you're gay. You're bad. Oh, yeah. Okay. No, no, I I'd I'd I I'm good. Okay. Yeah
Holy shit, he says something really about their now streams happening like he knows what it's like to stream against
Yeah, dude, dude, dude. Yeah, holy fuck
Holy fuck, man. I mean, they're literally pre-amying everywhere we go. Is everyone here wait the hutch leave. I
Don't know where he's muted. He's not in the game
Yeah
Go one for one on stream snipers man
One for one. Can't you can't it like breathe for a second? Yeah, no when I stream this game
I got strings tight every day, bro
Yeah, and this is just not like it's really hard to deal with that and then and then shadows say just add a stream delay
Just fucking add a delay, but then you don't want to add a delay because then what's the fucking point of streaming?
It's like this whole thing
Are we crashing out right now boy? Yeah, we're getting here because we're trying to hit the reset. You're like not here
Nice mood again, yeah, it's over you yelling me again. I'll make out with you next try me
I'll kiss you back
Don't think you got a goop on that one and I just start I just start coming back
Everybody hold
Number eight seven
Five-yard penalty of fourth down
Yo, bro fuck that entire other team by the way bunch of bitches Marga retard failed to accept the match
I don't even know how to diffuse correctly, bro. Yeah
There is
Yeah, get the margarine's honey. This is League of Legends. I have a five-minute time out now
You can't type to people like that so
So, you can say that.
That's against TOS.
It's TOS.
Also, the protest starts at three.
You heard my feelings.
My protest.
Everybody's included.
Sure, everybody has a fair chance.
Right.
Very important.
To vocalize your feelings.
Sure.
Hashtag adversity.
Hell, yeah.
No, did I?
Chad has been asking me all day Nick when we're playing League.
When are we playing League?
Hmm, I'm in this week bro.
So you're gonna play League?
It's red game with the big hutch and hudges.
What, what's your rank by the way?
Just, just, just.
Alright, I need a lot.
I'm pretty sure I'm right in the same area.
I've had to have decayed.
I think you're iron.
Okay, I'm serious.
Well, it depends on how apex is.
You would perish me!
And you're like grinding it.
But if it isn't bro, I'm down as soon as tomorrow. I don't care
Yeah, let me just get a taste for apex tonight and then tomorrow
I'm wide open tomorrow. I'm wide open the only thing I have on my schedule the rest of week is playing counter strike with you boys
Which is alright, right?
League of Legends unless Nick loves apex
But no matter what we start with arc
Yep, I built it up just to tear it the fuck down
So I'm supposed to jiggle peak corners. I'm a crotch walker
Listen look man. Don't worry about any of that. Yeah, you just got a face. You got like little specifics
You know as we're running a trial peen through the
So my sister jiggle peak corners
Dennis not accept that again, hey, I accepted it. Oh, okay. I'm asked Marga. Are you sure fuck?
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
I don't know if he's talking to Hunter or me.
No, you are just bringing me into it, bro.
All right, belly button, you're just as fast as me.
Belly button.
Boom.
Whoa, this squad is huge.
Holy fuck.
What a team.
What a team.
You and me.
You guys are a buck 35 piece.
I don't hear nothing.
There's no way you're talking to me right now, bro.
No lie.
Literally 205.
literally
No, we are the line. Yeah, well like I could play the end in fucking in fucking into this dig
That's about it. Okay, okay, I can play the end like a deep like a D3 school deep deep to
Outside linebacker at Penn State
Well, you're fucking nuts
You know how fast you pull a hammy 37. You know how fast you pull a hammy? I'm good for five minutes five
drills at least and then I'm dead
I got a couple in me
Jeremiah kill isn't that?
I would dude I'd pop by him he's so bad
oh my gosh my shit would be rocked
immediately yes probably not easy get back in there and do that shit yeah we
probably don't know nice got a cute pink pistol come try actually we're warming up
You're walking running down the lane with a
John can we win one let's go boys
We're only one they're talking about game. Yeah, we have no wins ever as a unit
maybe rippled I like to finish here oh shit asshole oh it's too much you can't
just say go a like I believe in you I was spamping it yeah the last one we're
right left right everything whatever whatever dude
right there
I said so easy straight okay I got them but there's a guy library yeah this time
yep why why do we keep dropping me come on why I think I see you I know I know
I know
Alpha Alpha Alpha
I
So scared
Give your Bob Chuck Bob
Chuck's out here
I'm here, bro. I'm here. He's opening cases. What are we doing? What are we doing? What are we doing?
I heard fast beat. I'm here for fast beat. Watch the names. Watch the names back. Fuck the names back. I'm faster than that
What's that top one's that top left
Over leave my
Great flash Nick. Honestly elite flash. I said
Just don't
Want me one. That's great. Oh, I don't know. Oh, you wouldn't eat two of us
I hate any I hate my buddy. Hey here. They're
You walked over it.
Oh, you're asking me, OK?
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
They got one.
You hear him right here.
Yeah, you do.
Little thing.
Oh, that'll happen.
Yeah, if you want that much.
I'll swap that if I can get to it.
You're-
There we go!
You were literally standing on it.
That was a crazy shot at me.
Pick you up.
Okay.
Oh, it's cold!
Activating.
Wait, one second.
I'm-
Maybe-
I'm not-
Where's-
No.
Yes.
Escape sucks.
Where we going, boys?
I'm just gonna need segment. Okay. I'll push me. He's gonna peek. He's gonna peek with an operator in four
To be up top apps maybe
John was right, I heard right
I
Give it to him
I'm down B. That's not I want to die
We're so weak in the head I don't work
I'm 14 house man. Oh good try John
I
Wait
In TNT and TNT and TNT and TNT. Oh wait, he's at the band out. Yeah, he's got that
I'm not sure he's at the band out bro. The banjo
It's gonna be a gold, baby. It's a hoppy. Can you please lock it bro?
Absolutely not. Oh, we're poor. All right boys. This game sucks
It's gonna be a fucking beagle now
actually your hutch never mind thank you
I'm going fast, fast B with bomb
one likes to play sandbags or close
probably ratting
get a peek, a peek, what? come on shoot that with me man, I let him
damn!
We're gonna watch out watch out
That guy's one that guy's one
Nice
He's there bro, no way he's already rotating
Bullshit
I'm tweaking, I'm gonna fucking tweak
That's me
I'm gonna tweak
Your ass is too fast to tweak
Bro how do we
What are you gonna fucking tweak about
What are you doing buddy
I'm getting baited and I'm gonna freak the fuck out
I don't know who baited you but I went first and I lit the guy in the box and nobody shot him with me
shot him with me so I went ahead three rounds so that's
bad well Timmy didn't grab me by the
it would be a quick it'd be more of like a shake and and I'm gonna come with you
somewhere so we can fucking do it I'll grab it I'll grab you by the deck you
know both there one backside to the right oh wait I'm sure your brain okay
I'd like computers dying yeah there's time dude I didn't know they both are there
I would have fucking sent that way faster, it's my fault.
I've seen you win these.
I've seen it.
I'll just smoke last in this game.
Come on, sure that smoke goes away.
Anytime now.
Oh.
Alright!
This guy is so good!
the guy just keeps perfectly
let me get a nice ten
now hold me if you would just stop spam opening cases that we would have a
chance
i hate this motherfucker
you guys mind shit?
yeah you mind shit nice
it's not because i'm opening
yes it is
no it's not
the name changed
pvpj
i'm going
Hey, did you come here with me?
Let's go abs together, come on you baby.
What on here?
Hi.
They're big fast.
I'm getting shocked on this two around that corner.
Two around that corner?
Yeah, yeah, thank you.
You guys are I'm one shot one's a mid right now. I have a deagle you guys are one shot both you guys
Are you letting her Tim?
I'm just so weak bro, I'm so weak these guys just don't give me the ones ever ever
Okay, you gotta fucking stop on 700 meters away. Get fucking in.
Give me the wand!
Poo poo poo!
Okay.
We're buying or saving?
I think we're buying because these guys bought, so... nice.
I don't think our best bet is just stick to the far right side of the map.
He's just apps in mid.
Then he has an AK, so hopefully he just kills like four.
One apps.
It's a little late though.
Nope.
These guys, yep.
I think I'm down there guys.
That guy's very, very low.
Very low.
left side mid
JG bomb, JG bomb
G
Nice, he got him, he got him, he got him
Yeah, oh, so that means go, okay
Go, go, go, go, go, this way
Left
Left and right, okay
Oh
There's a guy close like when you want the balcony like close up, but I think they're already back here now
He's hopping up. I think
Yeah, what's happening, I don't know Tim
Maybe you should you should open more cases so they can all talk to you
Maybe then I'll get some fucking dope in me, bro
Like when you clutch you didn't get the max dope right I got a little dope
We're fucked
I'm running good
And with that
I
Want to thank these guys just perfect come come come come come come
Oh library one library one gone
I'm one. Okay boys. There we go. There we go. Nice boys.
Who's AK's this? You're a hodge, sell that.
Thank you my friends. Oh, I had a good start. I'm sucking dick right now. Right now.
and you say to me you say to me three and five talk to John bro
because they played before bro you get spied on yes he has an eight stack
banana every round awesome she bows
hit him a little on that mid-off banana banana on the right on the right walking
baby I just I got I around that work log bro okay okay okay left now with an
off with it off. No. Oh, I love how you shout that with the one you fast locate that. Are
Are you a fucking idiot?
Yeah, I don't know if you got this man, but uh, you're in the stream.
Find out apps on the fucking technology, what?
It's been our, A has been our best success.
I'm going to observe that, yes.
I'm running apps and jumping out the fucking, I'm going to bomb.
Pim, throw me a ball.
Oh, fuck.
Bye, John.
I love the timing in this fucking game.
It makes me want to freak out, dude.
Bye, John.
Oh, it's...
He thinks me, man. Hold on. He thinks me. There's no way I could be.
Straightly, they push a B.
Oh, I did this last night, Danny, and I killed him.
Oh, they just don't push a B, huh?
I don't know.
I don't know
Uh-huh. Oh
Watch it right now, bitch
One's in there
That spot is sweetie!
I don't think I've ever seen anyone sit there.
Dude, there's no way he'd...
That spot is sweetie!
Save brown.
Okay, I'm gonna have to buy next.
I'm like a positive note here.
If we get like five rounds, we're good.
Yeah.
I mean, even three is not terrible.
Follow me, crew.
I'm on this side.
Give me a bomb
I've been made no one made nice nice
And you walk in front of me and I okay
And then we just kind of
I
Saw two of you died of a single bullet. I just stopped walking
Could you imagine sprinting with your friends scene to the die of the same bullet and then just like all confidence being evaporated
I was in the same bullet. I shocked folks in the back of the head nine fucking times before I died
Oh
I'm gonna fucking lose it man
Oh, I forgot about it.
He's walking in the way!
Oh, my God.
He's hitting the floor. He's on the floor.
Oh, my God, he's in pit!
FORT! FORT!
Was that a fucking call-out?
Yeah, because I was gonna say pit.
I was gonna say pit, but then I heard one on fucking balcony and I'm like,
like wait there's no way there's four there and then there's four there
I'm not if we play one more game after this I'm not gonna open cases and
they're still gonna know it's us I know you change chuck in cheese you guys
have open cases I don't I've been I've been off five games in a row or five
rounds in a row wait a ball
full-fledged
I'm dead bro I know I I saw you running here with a D
when you had a day on your back I'm just curious as to why I had no idea I had an
Okay
That guy's fucking the hacks don't work. I think they do no I'm just trash. That's a free one tap
Damn
One's a B.
Also a Daird.
It should be two ops then.
Landed.
You're on a tower, Swim.
Awwww.
Why are you laughing?
Can you get champagne in this game? Fuck you, pussy.
No, I don't think so.
I
Hate that guy real
I'm playing me everybody fuck off
I've been off six rounds and
I can't get right watch me get like two kills watch
Watch this, watch your work.
You peeking the hush?
Okay, I am. Nothing.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
I'm going fast, hey, bye.
No.
They're pushed up mid, close.
This guy is watching that, dude.
This Bonsky guy is actual Creeper, Bandy, Bandy, Bandy.
You're right, right there.
They're gonna be coming, uh, bucking it, bucking it.
Am I getting walled?
Nice.
Dead? Dead too?
God, we're guys like, teammate, teammate, teammate, yeah, right!
He's one HP, Spinal Jam, I hit him nine times in the fucking shoulders, guy's fucking 50 cent!
No, the other guy, the other guy!
You can't expect me to focus after you've lost somebody 50 cent, I think he's going to go B.
Yep.
Alright, you guys are good bro.
One of these guys is camping, he's can't, he, he, he, there's no way he could have got there, at the speed.
That's him.
Hahaha.
One one. It's a bottom tagger.
What'd you say?
Bottom tagger.
Hahaha.
He is going to say something.
You all shut the fuck up and let your boy fuck you one time.
It's fighting for CT man.
I can try this.
Yeah it's over, it's over, it's over.
Take a try buddy.
It's over.
Just look right at that.
Hahaha.
I'm just checking corners so I can fucking one tab, bro. I hate this game
Yo, everyone buy a grenade and follow me buy one
Single person we are throwing nades down and we are running down
I
Did we get them good job guys
I'm in hell. I'm in hell news for you, but I'm gonna still lost that
TK right now
My fucking
Are you going deep? What are you doing?
Matter what we do we lose
Like I would recommend maybe having someone else
I'm going there. I'm going there
They're pushing through there, but I can't John go John we're looking at the same thing
you saw Tommy John bro bro can you two they're gonna go beat
Oh
I'm sure I get if you don't give me a knife or I'll never play in this game again
I can hear me game. Wait, one's rotating arch in our spawn.
What's in our spawn? Nick has bomb. Nick has bomb.
In our spawn. Yeah, yeah, he's on B from our spawn.
if I die this guy from I bomb I bomb come get the fucking bomb man
what do you say
man Nick what are you aiming at bro you're aiming at a fucking wall man
ooh what the heck he pushed him in he pushed him in
it's over chocolate up
this guy is just full sprinting around
I think you want to point the gun at me!
We got Danny!
Give me fucking style, dude!
My thirteen hundreds round!
What the fuck is that?
No way dude!
I got two of that fucking round man!
What the fuck is that?
Oh my god.
Fuck this shit.
I was really glad Nick and I were on the same thing.
Save your 500 damage!
That guy is also non-stop sprinting around cause he's so confident about where they are, this vonsky guy.
Oh, go out.
Are you following me to the same place again, bro?
I don't know where I'm going, bro!
Oh, believe me, I know that!
Yeah, I think I have a 90-year term.
I have 41 health, just bait me.
You're just answering me again, it's so overt.
I
Don't wash I'm in the head to I know
Give me I think I'm give me I hit him fucking 80 probably
Holy shit, I do I hear here's the issue right?
I
Know our star players on this fucking team are playing like the shitters. That's the problem
Shut up, you know what just for fun, bro
Okay, whips let's change our alias and let's kill it and that'll that'll get him off the track
I'm dead. Let's so hold on so you were one game off pro in this game, and I'm
23 damaged behind you in a fucking full match. I
Wasn't trying to be top bragging is an issue guys. Thank you, and I was on a fucking line the entire game, bro
No, it take you're not understanding. Oh
Oh, it's on my not making sense. This guy was one game off fucking pro
Well, here's what I know if you perform the little better on the previous game
I'm the guy
Just to make the seat warm like I'm not I can't provide zero no no no no
Job because listen
Motherfuckers
For real
Okay, you're saying top frag hutch it was 13 like I had
Like give a little shit
Same profile picture
top-frogging last game I don't know where Denny is oh here's Margarita
it's updated what am I what am I now Chuck ate the cheese and it's Dennis in
a free you know I cut no no this is good this is good this is what we need not a
balding furry go this is what we need and they won't know it's us now guys I'm
I'm not a balling furry.
Well, surely we'll have a higher chance, you know?
No, we won't.
That's the point I'm making.
It doesn't matter if I'm opening cases or not.
Yeah, Nick.
How would that not matter?
How would that matter?
Brother, if they're straight sniping, they know it's us.
We played so many games.
No, they're not Q-siping.
They just see this motherfucker ripping cases.
They're like, oh, that's probably him.
No, they're not.
Nobody rips cases like that, you degenerate!
No they don't!
We haven't seen anybody do it but you, bro.
In both the matches we were in.
In every other match we played before, there's only you.
I won't open a case.
Won't matter.
Yes, it will, bro.
I will, bro.
Like, Chad, if you get in the game
and you see someone going, case, case, case, case, case,
case, case, case, case, case, just rip it through them, bro.
What do you think?
They're not going to be like, oh, that's Tim the Tatman.
No, they're going to say it's probably a streamer.
They're gonna group car strike in there. There's the five of us. What are they fucking detectives? No, they're not
It's one plus one is two. It's not red yarn
What are you saying? I'm saying this is not like a puzzle. It's just like oh, hey
There's a guy open next game. I'm gonna have red yarn
Around my neck around my neck
You shot
You're not just gonna have some yarn to be able to hold your body shit
That's over over there Nick. I hear you sniffing five foot. Why are you doing this? Why are you being this is a great map?
Don't meet dude. Nico does not know
Oh
That's fine that me and Igor just here you three need to perform act right or get your
Fucking perform
Where's one game off bro? Where is
Okay, the first where's one game off bro Dennis may be the first
Animate you don't need to be afraid of bro legitimately
Are you
Yo, if you got around the other team and you know it's up, can you just type in chat so I can start opening cases, please?
There's no way bro
We're good. These are affirmations. It's yellow though. What does the affirmation mean?
Say something good about your team. Bye. Okay
Guys, please tell me you're in the stream, they're not because you're not right. They're not cases
Rip it
I'm not gonna make a shot all game. You want me to what you just suck me
I'm instantly gosh okay okay you see yeah oh the guy isn't opening 700 cases
maybe it's just a match fucker boys dammit you think you can pop your
kiddie out and throw it outside the window of your car while you're driving down the road.
I've seen it.
Actually, I have a needle.
Let's get into the point.
Oh, fucking, it's GGs, bro.
What happened?
I'm already one health.
I'm mid.
I'm mid.
Why do you have a pistol?
Look mid, Clokesy.
Look mid.
Oh, yeah, baby.
I'm not gonna do this shit, bro.
He's peeking out with a fucking shotgun in this one.
I'm gonna do this one, free kill for you.
More, more, more. That's bomb, that's bomb.
Okay, last guy.
Yo, this guy with the fucking shotgun's nothing.
There it is, baby.
61 of my fucking guns.
Awesome
That picture is who's here zero zero did you take that close to you? Oh, you're on all
You take that balls
Already down this is good. She's great
Get it on. Yeah, get it on get the balls
We're two and all bro. That's all that matters
whole not one person has said Tim either right fuck you Dennis don't bitch
B Oh
What's up, man? Yeah, I'm free
They don't know that car
They have a m4a kid they bought they bought
I'm blind a blind a blind wait
Think that site Christian car dead site
Nice.
They were locked in. Look at this guy, bro.
Where is this guy? Okay.
Uh, should we go down long? You kill him on long.
No, no, no, no. The AK, we got launched. This guy had the AK.
Okay.
Oh, man.
Where is he?
I
Sent it into
I just sent it into the shadow realm. Yeah Dennis are we doing anything for dinner?
Or you haven't you you have any kind of plan for like doing something now or no?
No, I
Like says
I'm giving up bed. Okay everybody. What? What? What? All right, going back man. Going
back to man. Going back to man. There's no one on me. Possibly a guy. I went backwards
about. How do I do that? I hate keyboard mouse bro. Nice. Oh, then he's using an SMG only.
My god!
That- no man, I want to go grab that in the corner!
One's more lower. One's lower. One's lower!
Okay, bomb is down, Kat. Two for two.
blending cat.
Up. Up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up.
Oh, you're talking to me!
Oh, I'm gonna say me!
You're talking to him!
My god!
I'm saying me and Kat, and he's running around with a stupid ass!
You've never played the game! Why do you have an emerald?
I
Did I just a loss of count, but I don't know
Real
I'm not here for the damage and kills I'm here to keep the vibes up
Oh, I'm gonna take it bro. Stop sniffing.
Cat again.
Cat again, cat again.
I... dude.
Oh, okay, you just baited me, Nico. Okay.
No, you're the one in first, okay?
Going on over here John John's good respond. Don't you worry
Look at they're not typing the chat to me you see
Fuck our noise.
You're so mad.
Good job, bro.
Good job, bro!
You at least get a fucking kill?
No, you did it.
One's in... dude, one's in suicide.
There's two, there's Ahmed.
Something else.
Yeah, the bomb is probably on their car.
The terrorist's winning.
He's on the board, gentlemen.
Ahhhh, I just gotta, just gotta bait my teammates out.
Arrrrrrggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
Shhhhhh, keep sibling up.
Wait!
Damn bro.
Why is H&O been a case right now?
Is he gonna...
Give where, fucking...
...street?
I fell off, bro. People in the streets are not getting work.
Go, go, go!
How nice did he miss my time right now? One suicide, two suicide!
Sounds awesome.
Right that flash
Nice flash yep
Don't I tried yeah flashing flash
Your flash
Holy shit
Okay, wall bang
Last you have to be car
Print it around through there
fully clear it now it's like he's not going to be there
great shot
these guys are fucking terrible
I think the game realized we're ass.
Johnny, where you going, bro?
Where you going, John?
Not a lot of fun, man.
Are you watching?
I'm sitting in the corner of the car.
Thank you for being up my mid.
When do y'all go mid?
Yeah, bro, that's the plan, man.
There's so many smoking crack with fucking
That'd be fucking sick. I can't say to go wait what
If I die from mid, I'm leaving the game
I'm going to be the fuck sucker
Oh, I was gonna let him walk by man. I was gonna let him walk by with bomb
He's mad I hate yo
I need to eat.
How's she even gonna call me?
What are you looking for?
What are you looking for?
I want you to stay and watch me.
Hey, our boy just died.
Bob is a...
What do you want?
Bloodlover, buy me an op now.
I'm buying you an M4.
Return that shit.
Pretty please.
I don't understand what's happening.
Return it. Hit the return. Buy an op.
take the info on the ground oh my god he just
I don't know what's happening I do know how to do that
I'm a fucking fuck this
I'm gonna have palm tree palm tree palm tree palm tree palm tree
take this kill the
He started, he started, oh my god, he started.
Four shots in the head, are you fucking kidding me?
One cat, one cat, two cat.
Timmy, they can come through mid.
It's time to charm Timmy.
Flashbang.
Full metal slayer and John.
One's pushing, one CT, one CT, one CT.
Oh!
What?
Where's that?
I don't know, bro. One was P and one was CT.
How's this working out? This is great. Good job, guys.
Oh, wait, wait. I'm bone cat.
Your tag isn't long, bro.
It's a blind flash, man.
I'm gonna be in a blind flash.
Nice flash.
Oh my god, no way.
Oh!
Holy fuck.
Good boy.
I know you like that shot on that guy, total.
Yeah, closey.
Can you buy me an AWP before I freak out?
Yep.
Okay, and if you yell at me again, bro, I'm gonna crash.
I want you to know that.
I just want you to watch me.
I want you to watch me.
That's all I want.
I'm not asking for a lot.
I just want you to stay in the line.
I'm asking for a lot, I just want you to stay in the line.
Why is there three people going to be?
What are we going to do?
I don't know.
Oh my gosh!
Oh, you're insane.
I'm fine.
Dude, the one time I pushed mid, the one time I pushed mid.
Why are you mid?
I don't know, but you see that right there, bro?
Fucking different.
You win it.
Nice.
Wait.
This is sick.
30 bolts in a mag just for Nick.
I'm trying to pump tree, pump tree, go left, right, right there, left, left, left, right
there.
Oh, shot that.
What's he shooting?
Of course it works.
I'm trying to flashbang.
Pomp tree.
You go to cross out.
Grenade, out.
Grenade out.
He's calling.
Okay, respite.
I'm ready.
Okay.
the left side door over there. I think that's on my dad.
think that's right. Think that's right. He's like boost,
I
That is a win in our book. Break up, man.
Woooo!
Footlover, drop me right now or else.
Oh, fuck. How do I do it?
Control, left click.
Where you at?
Boom.
Thank you.
John, get the fuck out of my way.
Sorry.
Oh, my god!
Wait, wait, wait.
John, you didn't get your kick.
I didn't do that.
Right, but I don't know if you heard it.
Don't pull a piece out of the door right after we're out of the way to go.
I'm dead.
I
Was right there
In the door in the door
Okay, oh, and I'm dinged through door
If you turn I can flash you if you turn like the turn turn
I've been locked or smug this entire time they want to just make this right
The offering yeah, is he often T spawned? Yeah. Yeah
Yeah, he's on that suicide if you can wait a minute. I'm push through B. Not gonna flank him
Is he car outside
I
Might have heard him in CT. I think you did he's not here like he could be coming to a like are from our
Nonsite. What are you doing?
What did we do not show?
16 I have 16 I kind of went from
I don't know what you're walking walk to your left Nick
Say I mean
Wait
He's cat Dennis.
You knew that man, you're seeing your spamming grenades.
Cut out!
Nice!
You know, watching Nick over like...
Dude, you made me so fucking hard on that dude.
I'm at the 15th house!
I don't care.
It's like those medieval movies where everyone shoots the arrows and it goes all around the person.
Like that's Nick right now. He can't do anything wrong.
Give me that up.
Another please no, no, no, please
All right, I'll bring right back
Take it out
It's me a piece of shit
Following you
Now bring through the smell bro
Yo, child that pussy I should make you there. That's your kid
They're very weak. Yes. Yes. Yes
You guys are just all yelling at me, man!
He's right! Well, is he actually right?
You can just say that.
Hey, you telling the truth, Hutch?
Okay, let's fuck her.
Fuck you.
Okay, okay.
Nico, sprint out long.
Okay.
Nico, I'm not kidding.
If you stop, I'm shooting you in the back of the head.
You understand?
Fuck you.
Hold W. Do not stop running.
You understand?
I understand
Look at this three
Yeah, yeah
I'm done
I'm done bro
It's gonna be great
I'm done
Don't move
I'm gonna shoot you in the back of the head
I know what I'm doing
I know what I'm doing
I know what I'm doing
I know what I'm doing
I'm just shooting
Oh my God
Why are you guys flashing guys?
How the word that would get you?
I didn't flash
I didn't flash
I didn't flash
I didn't flash
I didn't flash
I didn't flash
I didn't flash
I just flashed outside door.
What?
I'm here.
It's just you.
One's giving me time.
Some people you guys stay there.
What the fuck did you go Dennis?
Dude, there was two guys sitting in lowers.
What the fuck?
I'm broke.
This game sucks.
I'm following you right out that bitch man. I was glued to you. That was great. That was great.
You don't talk to me. You know what you did.
Come on, come on.
Okay.
Oh you bought an AK. I have a P-20.
Oh god.
I'm low. I'm going to pick this up.
Nice.
Go go go go
Nice
I'm gonna take this up a mile
I got a downcat
I'm on HP
I don't know
I don't want HP
I'm hot
I'm hot
I have to reload
Guys, watch out
There's one
Shut the fuck up Dennis
Thank you
Do you see our combined health as well?
Oh my god
Oh god by the way
Get out of my way
Why are you even Ramoli body strafing left there?
Pop I just wanted to kill pop
Make you proud of me. I don't know how to smoke mid Dennis will stop asking for
Oh my gosh, oh my gosh
Don't coming in
Yeah, I think it burst any the fuck
Flash flash!
Nice.
Hey Bar.
I think I think I'm wrong.
No!
Oh! You had a good day!
If you really fucking...
Good question.
Cause I had a bad day and you're taking it.
Smoke smoke smoke!
Nice.
No, I'm just fucking up.
No.
You went twas on me!
Did you see that on my screen?
You guys are so cute.
Damn, you're such a fucking spaz, real.
What is Paul's operation?
I was planning.
I was planning.
Not evolving for the rebrand works.
Private rank 3.
great job everybody I'm proud of each and every single one of us team
affirmations I'll go first I mean Tim I like how folks he asked you to do about
nine different things and you didn't know how to do any of them
folksy you're up
I hate you all
you all. Okay. Bye. What? What? I gotta go. Where are you going? It's four o'clock.
Yeah, I've been left for like five hours, bro. I gotta go. It's over. It's over. It's
a great time. Guys, do you do you? All right, fuck you, bye. We can't queue up before either.
It's over. It's over. It was a great time. It was a great time. It was a great time.
I really enjoyed it. We gotta do it again. So we're doing it Friday, right? Right in
my journal for my thirteenth reason uh yeah i don't really know because peanut said that um
yeah peanut's list let me just start it off real quick let's let's go down the line actually
there was this yeah um
it says yeah hey i have a really good idea for csgo let's say you me hutch
Nick Merckx, which is Nick, he's in the fall right now.
And then, Nade Shot.
CSU all night long.
I texted them all and they say, okay, let me know what you think.
That's gonna be a great time.
Hey man, do you want World War 17?
Nade shot, are you trolling?
I
Well
That I agree. Why are you are you asking me a question?
Yeah, so I was thinking I'm like that's never gonna happen, right?
So like
Nick already says will be there I
Did I am
Hey
Well, we play dude you guys were both there we played before right?
Yeah, everything's gonna be fine. That's fine. Listen to that.
Okay, but like, but like, listen, what are the chances that actually, what are the chances
that I actually have? Brother, we're, we're, we're taking it. We're taking it. We're all
going to be there. If anyone's not there, it's you. It's not me. Yeah, we're all there. We're good.
But I feel you though. We built this bridge during the War of the Bungulation.
You built this. I'm in. I don't know what you're eating. I don't go to bed every night hating
everybody. At the same time. What are you eating? Live you learn.
Well make sure we get that moped bugger in paper next time I go to Ladi.
Well actually even when you get in paper you gotta still make sure you read it.
I want to read it. Yeah. You might want to read the paper but I didn't read the paper.
If not then all your money doesn't go to you it goes to Nick Rex.
Well I am going to go play league anybody want to join me?
I'd rather kill my enemies on CSGO
I'll have it downloaded though
Fuck man.
Brother, will you still don't have a downloaded U-Top Sucker?
I'll let you know
Download it tonight. That's an order soldier.
Can you remind me?
I'll text you.
You know you want me to call you I'll FaceTime you shirtless while I'm in the shower and I'll be like
That shit
Yeah, we're playing it this week. I'm saying tomorrow. That's why I'm saying download it
It's up to you. Whatever you whatever your vibe here. I'd be down to do art in the league tomorrow
I'm gonna download it. Okay in for
All right, brother
Doing what you done?
Last week you're over there smashing food like you're ready to get off
What you first of all you knew that I'm playing all night. I don't know why yeah, I forgot
Are we gonna start?
I got steak pasta corn I'll put this down the hatch and I'm down for either arc I
I am down to go to apex. I think it could be a move me you'd I don't know if Drac is around or whatever, but
Thanks, it wasn't doing good or something
Why are you touching it?
I mean, I don't do I have no idea you can't ask me what people are doing
We that genuinely never know
Okay, I can't say the only person I can trust is you if you tell me you're gonna be somewhere
They're gonna be there, but like drag. I never know
he's like like a Katy Perry song Denny never know Tim it's like never fucking
know what Tim no idea hutch
hutch kind of reliable
that's about it though
What is it?
Are there Apex servers up?
They're fucking up right now.
No way they're still down, right?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know how.
They're human.
There's no way he'd still be alive if they weren't.
Yeah.
What?
Text D.
the
all the map changes every four and a half hours I should go
I love that. Does it really? Yeah I think so
Stormpoint, Kings Canyon and Broken Moonup
fuck yeah
I'm going to I'm going back to my cord
little couch track with the boys that was fun I'm so ass but it's fun
I'm not sure I was always keyboard game
you just got I really got play a ton bro
oh you play a ton like it's yeah it's
that game's been helpful for fucking 25
years for over some shit it was crazy
though like I don't know those matters
because like I've seen like clips and
shit
people play right but that best map we
just played right the first game we
but I kinda like that one.
What's happening?
My PC fucking crashed, closing C-mount, that was insane.
Yeah, but that's what's happening to mine right now.
Oh, it worked.
Holy shit, dude.
My PC was just top.
Okay.
I think we were getting a game, so.
I
Be back in the moron I don't know what playing but
No apex. No, I do I do want apex chat. I really do
We're 100% playing apex neck
It might not start though for a couple hours. We're peanut. I mean to be honest
Even I don't know if you're here, but I bro we might uh, this guy drac. That's what I think he's about to do right now
If he does what I think he's gonna do, man.
So I just speak my peace with my back
He said 20 give him 20
Go get meds nice
Do you want to you want to apex or are killed in?
for park
Actually
I'm back into my seat. Oh, yeah
I love your ass you a's
Last question's last
I
Really slammed that motherfucker amp you today
Well, he had a he had a body he had a Bobby on a head glitch and I was weak
I did not miss a single headshot with that. It's just just sift them
I don't know who it was exactly but I'm pretty sure I'm pretty sure it was Tiffany he fucking snap hooked on Hutch's head
That was the 90 where it was a mop up motherfucker. Yeah, I saw his outfit
The baited then sim was trying to like help him out and he knocked touch and I knocked him pretty much just
Pretty much want me to
Never let's us forget
Should
What the f*** am I doing?
Locking kid, maybe a little caffeine on ya.
I got a coffee coming.
So funny, Enki was comparing himself to Tifu in his chat with Koken the other day.
I mean, like he's good, but again, this just turns into like the accomplishment thing.
I mean, he's comparing himself to Tifu.
Like in Ark?
Alright.
I'm sure that's what he means, but he better be real specific on that being just on the arc man
Cuz holy fuck
Wait, do you know about that game? He did he come from any like he sports or anything?
Are you like that?
What night
You there
Hello
Apex ranked league split ranked reset diamond three to gold three
Acknowledge command confirm confirm command
Yeah, my answer to shift the bad for some reason is hog on my bandwidth, so just give me one second
Why is she Lado?
There we go.
Alright, so Jack, is this character sick or what, bro?
She's OP, she's got a fire, she's fast.
She looked fast.
She's a skirmisher, her passive is drift, okay.
Let's see.
That bit of shit is kinda...
I don't understand.
Oh boy.
I don't understand.
Oh, I remember what I was doing.
I was using the 4k.
I mean the AK. I was. Hold on.
Put it back to here.
You know what? I'm gonna do that too, actually.
Yeah, fuck it.
Close shit.
Jammer rock the AK on apex for whatever reason the AK controller from game sir like it. It's really it's
It's um
It's good, but only on specific games
Oh, come on back to the butter bar
Six six
I was sick to LB
What the fuck?
Is that serious?
I'll throw a bad one, I'll throw a better one.
Oh, I bet this shit's crazy on keyboard mouse.
Alright, so what's this?
What was that bro?
Robin?
Where are you?
Oh my god, you can stack these.
Okay, so it's just a pop-up, huh?
About all it is for real
Prowler's nice. Okay. Got that. Is it automatic or is it uh...
This is still burst.
Both? What are you guys, what are the pros using burst?
What are you using it?
I feel very great. R9 feels better.
man finally I love a car up to me I've got to pick an update about all the
you go you ready by the way yeah just finished on my
I'm putting up.
All right.
I'm going to get your shaders and that's the way they're going to go.
They rebound guns or what?
I don't know.
I don't know what changed really.
Oh, my car is just asking this chat.
Where is?
back a little fucking purple on him real quick
of
all my job, bro.
Our nice so fuck good
I've got to pick it up, we're ready, full roll, ready to go, good, okay, nice, nice, nice,
That's nice, that's nice, that's nice, that's nice, that's nice.
Okay.
How do I invite you?
Here?
Where you at?
Boom.
Okay.
Everybody's playing this shit right now.
It's so funny.
Okay.
Alright.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
Yeah, what what perks are we picking pick the deep ammo perk?
See if there's a way where we can check that out
Upgrades here we go gain a second tech charge gain a second ultimate charge. Oh my god
Upgrade the nitro gate to give it a jump
Is that
Is that your L1 I think it is your tactical and the sliding shooter bolt shot while sliding comes straight from inventory instead of the magazine
Oh, so you shoot and you just shoot again, can't you oh
My god, bro, he goes she might be broken man. Oh, yeah, I've been hearing a lot of people say there's no counter
Ready to go!
No way! That's crazy.
the
give you to have a counter for years and now she is counter now that that's the
give you counter
the ball the bubble easy
comical yeah that's the machine
okay see it's okay he's canyons yeah this will change too like that right
yeah for every four hours brother
We're gonna have a second. Awesome. Okay, all right, we're going to AK right now. We're in gold. Yeah.
Well, right through that R9 bid, grabbing one and going.
So my L1 if you see it on the ground, I'm pretty sure you can hit it, too
Ah, you just I think was it do it's a crazy speed boost like imagine like a little speed boost on the ground
You can just hit like you slide over it fly
Over here
Until we're alone
I
Do people grab this shit like this is what they do
You got a fucking do that all at the same time. Oh you drop your gun. Okay, okay, okay
No.
One to the tree.
Yeah.
Okay, we should get this Evo on our left real quick.
Come with you.
So this, this, this, ready, watch.
I think you can hit it too.
Oh, right.
Just slide forward.
Oh, shit.
Dude, dude.
No, you're like flaunting.
What?
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no, we should go my better left.
Each year, each year, man.
You got one plus one tag charge in my all.
Pops up a guy up in the air, then we shoot him.
That's all it does.
Damn.
I
Use a multi
You could you get covered with that R9 bro, that's the best sub in the game
I know it's a little annoying sometimes
Like if you get you got away you be chilling
of
the
death
of
With you
Probably came for that bin
Our teammate might be high bro, I think maybe
about this let's do that way care pack
hemlock gold fucking hemlock you should grab that okay
someone did they open it I didn't take it though they didn't take it this thing
ass no I don't think so I'm gonna walk up here I think it's a team in this POI
I'm not sure if I'm caught on anybody yet, I know, there you go.
Let's check out that way.
Backpack here, charge hyphen here.
Enemy spot.
Team shot from inside the cave and you guys are running out last.
Okay.
coming over to you
what? I just don't see shit. I know like a camera like around here.
Take everyone left
Where are the people I'm right come from cave
How's the person shooting this other team
one HP L1
one HP L1
got him
he's going
come here
ready?
fuck it
oh on the corner
hello
Oh my god, that's a massive mistake. What is wrong with him?
Ah, yeah.
Get your eye, how did she just ride at me?
What do you do with 115 with the fly line?
Why is the guy calling you a bot before? What did he do?
He did the least amount of damage.
Target close.
Yeah, bro.
Calling us a bot. The guy did fucking 100 damage.
I
Miss Cheyenne Renee, thank you for the reset Josh. Thank you Timbo. Thank you devil. Thank you man
Even the pocket by the way Bob. I'd say thank you already. I appreciate you man
0000 100 Danvers talking shit is wild. I'm saying but you can't oh
What I do I
Failed to get a coupon
Yo, I said I failed to get it open. Yeah, that's why I had to
Like DC to kind of I think so I'm overclocked. Yeah, I'm on the main screen
Overclocked
Oh, no, I hope I I hope the fucking
game working for steam on Tuesdays as well right a lot of weird shit okay
invite set I'm still like initializing it okay let me know what I feel like that
would be what it says when the shit goes down
All right, I'll lock it again.
Except for the fight.
Either that or we're banned.
Didis.
Didis.
What's fun?
Oh, it's against the arc.
What the fuck are you doing?
I'm gonna turn.
Chats the screen-looker right now.
I wish I'd put that thing back on and flick.
Prove.
it got banned on twitch apparently I can't imagine what the fuck you were
saying like a different shot crazy shit bro I'm already you got banned before
Marco holy shit Rick and I know he's by some crazy shit
I
Go boy, what do you mean the fuck do I do shall we go over your chat logs research?
Okay
Kind of it, okay
I
All right lock in kid let's roll come on come on come on
Let's let them go all go hot we'll go spot a lake actually you know I'm a go pit because
pits got the fucking ammo my friend they're kind of going pit as well though you're ready
right down
right down
I think I beat him
I think I beat him
oh my god oh my god I got fried from my right bro nice
got a new guy dude nice
dude I got fried
I'm 120 with a fucking shnemy from your side. Oh, it's whack
Quick requeue. That's my back. I kind of dropped some of it right there
Listen this is gonna be super sweaty because everybody's like fucking yeah, this game is popping around
Yeah apex is on fire right now. I can't lie. I
Can't lie to you
I mean, for whatever reason, people are playing this shit again, like crazy.
They're liking it, they're liking it.
Because this is a good game?
It is.
It is a good game.
Hmm.
And the competitive shit is fire, man, fire.
I
Love apex calm
We're gonna need we're gonna need Jesus to play good tonight man. Jesus crown that fuck it to you
Oh, isn't like you know kind of decent. Yeah, he is he's good. He is about I
Don't know if it's played. I don't know if he's played in a minute, though
And if he hasn't then he'll be like super low rank
I play one or two more and I'm on drag
Sam be
Put Lopper coming in
Yeah, Steve, it's like it's like there's a couple of different songs you can play that's crazy
YouTube stream got
Got turned off today
Like how did it I did that you did when you did that yeah song. Yeah, it's like there's like like there's some songs
They're just triggering instant like slam
It's insane
It's not weird. How do you know it? Yeah, like a list of songs like no, no easy can play
No, you know they have you written down. What's that song they were playing last time? Oh, I should you pay go?
Yeah, I've never played that guy
Okay, we need to land a third I mean I kind of be a show. I'm gonna lay here
Yeah, probably
I'm logging in.
There he are now, Ben.
Yeah, we're kinda chow-middle, okay.
An ant's-less weapon is looking bad to the bone!
Ha ha ha!
Okay.
Coming.
Grenade coming!
Fargo!
I'm gonna get him now!
I'm under fire!
Reloading.
Close.
Repairing damages.
I think watching through.
Yeah.
Attention.
There's a guy around here.
With you.
With you.
I'm sure there's like a team inside this.
Probably a new team.
I don't think so.
I don't know, like the first floor or something.
Tell me.
watch your zip
I don't know where the fuck like under me here somewhere
I
Mess
I just see that yeah
My kids I guess you see this guy gold three man
Gold three keyboard mouse doing that type of shit. Good for hand, man
You just tap straight at me like that? Tap straight at me like that? I'm pretty sure he killed our boy.
Holy fuck, Captain Cummy is on our team.
We're fucking in it right now. Weird, weird. This is it.
Please have an anime ad here or something, shit.
Our guy's getting blended like that?
Oh yeah.
But we're in gold and this is this challenge.
Yeah, Thur, I got you, Nick.
Now, we got dragon in a couple games, but we're getting pounded right now.
Real, real, real nicely.
I'm not playing that director just trash
What happened Rick he got banned on Twitch
For being a bad boy
Yeah, we I think so I think so a little bit beefy fishing
Let's go
Like it just keep it simple for me. I'm I'm I'm on a new controller and I'm
I'm on I turned off my my head zones on apex as well, so
So my so my setup's all brand new baby, I can't lie I'll play the same character keep it chill
just make the gun
the headlock is still good
what did they change it?
it is back?
play a little smarter because we're getting real this way the first fight we
should have won it's kind of something I got she she snuck me in that she got
your head
well my graphics always go so fast
Because you're going from arc to apex. I don't know what it is, but every time I look at this game
It just doesn't look yeah, it's hard
This game does not feel good to look at
We have to get that evo, okay. There wasn't anybody near. Don't worry.
You feel like you struggle seeing characters from far away on this game?
Your distance is kind of weird? Or is it just me?
I have my game change. It looks blurry at far.
Blurry? Yeah.
Oh god, nah, I don't get that.
You don't get that?
Do you mess with your resolution, team?
I don't know, I have to take a peek at it.
I don't think so.
I promise you this one's not age I don't know what it is it's always
Says I've been back trying to play apex my I need to get the best graphic settings if like you look at the best graphics
Things very best like the bet like for view distance for clarity
I need like the best ever TV
I'm telling you something a little blur to it
I'm getting this evil real quick
I don't know what I'm doing.
Explosion over over here makes me feel better.
I'm coming.
I don't know what I'm doing.
I'm in player scan.
of
the
two of the two teams
and
I'm in a
I think we should move that way, never mind forget that.
Are they here?
So I'm about...
Bing Bing.
They're like inside of it.
Okay, though.
Well, look how much loot in here.
Suck.
Cruiser.
Curve.
What's that?
Oh, shit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't know where he is.
Oh, shit.
Okay.
There's a whole other team on our right too.
Pretty crazy actually.
We would've been fucked.
Got the C-ball real quick.
I'm going zone my boy get there fuck it
fake him out with a decoy rings just a
little further a biggie you hear me I
need I need game settings bro I need
like grafted like ask AI they give you
the best most optimal apex overflow
I'll take that but it's overflow. Is that the one I want?
Dibs at the good one. Yeah, he's over. Yeah, that's what I got
There's a stupid one where you get like an extra fucking 25 shielders on
Marco AI is the greatest thing ever
Coming down you see
We just hold this hold this one
We have the right side to hard. Yep. Yeah, I'm gonna
That one. Oh, yeah, I'll back up
I got, oh shit.
Ah, they're like...
Ah, shit, I just saved.
Walk out, walk out, walk out.
Ball after?
Don't ball, let's you have to.
Sure, let's you have to.
Okay, they're on the right and the left.
Yep.
I
Sliding in I said sliding in
Watch here
We should back up a little bit.
That's a hard fight and there's no point.
Got him purple enemy.
He's stalking.
On our left maybe.
Almost cracked one purple armor.
House. It's not sweet.
Scout, scout. It's really good.
We're good here. We should watch our back.
Can you go watch Tom?
Yeah.
You want me too? I can go do it too.
Yeah, yeah.
I got my god. It's happening here. It's the right. It's going up. Okay. Walking back
on you. We made it. Alright, we're here. Can I know where it's here? Oh, fuck. I'm just
going to restart. I'm not. I'm not. I'm chilling though. I'm back here. Maybe come to me. It's
He's got here got here got here got here. It's a red
Going away going away. Okay. Oh one seven. Okay
China stall
Here's your bug for you
Should you go
I'm looking right
I'm looking right
I'm looking right
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Check up a loot again
I want you to get a small by yourself
That maggie ball
You ready to go this way?
You ready to bob?
We'll find your bob
Yeah
Should be right side, you ever alright?
Yeah
I'm on my way
I'm on my way
I'm on my way
I'm on my way
I'm on my way
I'm on my way
I'm on my way
back one his wife he's had a thing to the house like fucking 2L swear it might
be climbing up yeah we're good
They went left. They went left. They went over here.
He's fighting.
I don't know what he's doing.
I don't know what's wrong with him.
Almost broke. Almost broke.
Maggie?
I'm back. I'm back.
Can we throw a bomb on this guy?
And hide him? You and me?
That's it. That's it.
Shoot that. Shoot that.
Bomb! Bomb! Bomb! Bomb! Bomb! Bomb!
Nice bomb.
Nice, we got someone on that.
Maybe we can aim about the guy in the back.
Got the guy in the back.
Well, it's not all.
Heading in the 40.
Rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, snaggy.
Resing, resing, resing, resing.
He's inside. Almost rocked.
Flash.
I
Shit
I've alt excel that's so much new to you
Holy shit
Are we sure?
Yeah, uh, I only got 200 for my only like on every well
Come on a fucker guy this guy dude just listen
Alright, all the players all the players right there
We just chill. I'll be free with this guy right here.
I don't know, I'll be here.
They're broke.
I fucked that guy.
Trying to Q off the door.
He's on a roof.
Oh yeah, I was on the fucking roof.
Hit him on the roof.
Yep.
Got him.
I got him.
I got him.
I got him.
I got him.
I got him.
I got him.
on the roof
oh yeah, I was on the fucking
play by me
okay, we just hold this around
keep the hallway back there
oh wow
take that
give him my shield to recharge
push push push on this side
you can auto it
the white speed is way
no, I mean like play focus on this
because I was not there.
Okay, I got it.
I hope I got it.
I have a girl side of you to go that way.
How much, are you, are you getting my ammo?
You okay?
Yeah, I'm still on it.
I have like 300.
Oh yeah, that's cool.
You can also craft ammo too if you need ammo.
I'm putting ammo on the craft in case you run out or something.
Yeah.
It's gonna be annoying, breaking all this shit.
Mother wouldn't love hearing me say that.
I'm gonna play closer to you, because I don't want to.
Guess what I'm gonna do.
It's still three teams.
Solo over here somewhere
Just hold that that's what we got to hold
Now you go you go we got to hold this team we're gonna push them down to the on them right
3. Locking missiles. Wings out.
Get my shield to recharge.
Knocked one. Two knocked.
Oh, what? On who?
Look, look, look, look. On the kill feed.
They're both con ones. Got knocked.
Oh, shit.
Okay, okay, okay.
Let's check that place out.
Alting. Help on the cliff.
Okay.
Gotta make a move.
Wings out.
Knocked one. Locked the odd team.
Okay, watch me.
On two.
Right here, right here, right here.
Okay, yeah.
I'm once
Am I right here?
I'm in
Almost broke here, almost broke
Yeah
There's nothing out left
Watch out
Broke, okay, actual
Coming up
Two of us will be broke there
Chop
Nice
Nice shot
shit every little fucking gold gold ranked we have today we should have played a little
soul man like we don't have a third captain coming you know he's in reses though he did
Good job, Cummy.
Uh, a W.
Good job, Cummy.
Good job, Cummy.
Holy fuck, yo, you're all farms or what?
Yeah, I knocked like two people back there.
I'm out.
Nice.
Easy.
I'm about to invite him, bro.
You invite Captain Cummy?
Ah, let's just drag it, sir. Fuck it.
He wasn't that good, though, right?
You gotta back out.
Wait, wait, wait, he wasn't brain-dead.
I know. He was kinda like...
Right.
He might be brain-dead. Like, low-bend, maybe?
Well, he just had a good game.
Ted, did we invite the CUM?
Captain CUM-y?
But we did get a win with him.
Uhhhhhhhhh, CUM!
Dude...
Yeah sir. Holy shit. All the names we need, pal. We don't need life. Death Angel. Like, we need Captain Cummillard.
Homies, Homies are 99 or some shit, pal. That's what we need on the team. Death Angel.
Yeah, we need like fucking... We don't need Rock, Solid, 4x4. Harlequin's Kitty or something, you know?
Yeah, we need like Lova's ass cheeks. I know what you mean, man. Totally don't. That's what we need.
I
Can't dare we have the foot lover
Yeah, we got a cop or something. All right, we go up. I got a screenshot
No
The most optimal settings in Apex Legends.
You laugh, fella.
Optimize your PC.
I'm gonna fix my shit right now.
Delete Windows 64.
You laugh until I'm cooking.
Watch me cook.
So I'm cooking. Watch me cook
I was on picture three
I think we're going
We're going basic
Little life in on the basin
Okay, I'm the basin
the basin
Anybody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody over there either
Oh, I don't really just be tossing it from the fucker. Yeah, huh? Oh, this looks way better, bro
It's like you know shit. Holy shit. This is so much better, bro. I
Can see the hold on
Let me get them all off.
He really asked.
Chat.
What's the new one you use?
Yeah, we asked chatGBT.
Bro, I'm telling you that, if like, it's the greatest thing of all time.
It's the, I believe it is.
You're WDK, you're the AI, WDK.
I'm telling you, though, man.
You're gonna be safe and I'm all about, bro, trust me, you're safe.
Don't worry, I will be.
I'll see you back.
I'll say any of these pictures, man. You guys saw this. You won't believe how much better you can see.
Crazy.
My shit was cloudy as fuck. Is your screen cloudy, kinda? Like, it's like...
No? Oh, shit, my bad, bro.
Shit, my bad, bro.
I saw me, bro.
I mean, it is.
Yeah, bro.
So
Fucking
What's the over on your track joins? Oh, what's up guys? I'm just milking it. Yeah
I
Have you become come cap
He ain't sick
Well, I'm not dead go save the city man. It comes with a price. Oh, you know the airport twice this
Oh
Just hacking it up on that fucking airplane Ben's hacking it up. I was not wiping there
I want to wipe their ass and wash their hands for sure
Yeah, get rich enough to where we all fly private and don't have to deal with that. Okay, bro
If I don't have private I just won't ever I might just not leave my house
Right when you experience fucking turbulence on a private plane. It'll change your life. No, I
Oh, okay. Yeah, I got struck by lightning
Yeah, dude, I mean
It's it's like a whole it's fucking unbelievable
Again, like there's no point. I know I know I know
You're just my first in private
Yeah, I mean, it's all the same shit in my mind, but for her that she she'll never she'll never
It would take an awful lot to get her on a private plane again
I'll see what happens.
Brother, I was off the ground. I was floating.
I was floating in there.
Yeah, the plane draws you, you're just like levitating.
Yeah.
What the heck is your plummeting to the fucking ground, bro?
Yeah, I plummeted.
That is terrifying.
Yeah, brother.
Damn. I can go that high rise.
I'm talking to myself. Oh, Chad, everybody type your viewbot.
He thinks you guys are real.
That's funny. Everybody type your viewbot. Hurry up.
up Tim Sabra we you buy and get clippers clip me into the system type your
you bought code right yeah you bought code in the chat there you go
guys I feel like when people say that they got a like really they think like
five thousand people are just ready at the fucking keyboard just like ready to
I've had all times, are you okay?
That's one down. Yeah, I want it back out a little bit
20.
Oh.
Stop being.
Want to raise our voice?
I'll kill him.
I'm here. Great.
Broke.
Are you second my bug?
Okay, I'm coming.
I'm selling.
One, WC, WC, WC, WC.
One.
Nah, this isn't random.
Bro, he's one.
He's right here.
Did he see the fucking senior girl?
That's right.
Down here now.
You can bob me.
He's rising, rising, rising, rising.
Copy too.
Bob me, bob me.
Oh, no, you don't heal.
Bob, then we heal.
Go.
There you go.
Don't worry, you're gonna be all here.
You should able, okay?
It's a 3v2.
We're chillin'.
Okay.
try to hold your hand I don't want yeah
I
Cue
Does go just grab this Evo get the fucking get your R9 if you need you know
to max level
Let's leave a mark on the world
That them
Well, I don't know if any character, but I'm fucking him on
Back to me out of the inside.
I'm running away.
Watch.
Watch our back.
Yeah, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up.
130!
You think we're back immediately?
really? Damn, I fucking need to shoot her.
Boss?
I was fucking on your castle.
Listen, yeah. Try to play with me as much as you can, okay?
Don't worry about anything. She's gonna just give me shit.
It's exciting fighting might be able to get up
Yeah, they're fighting
I get knocked.
Oh, I thought I had fucking home.
Good, he went inside, closed the doors inside.
Keep on, Zezia.
Are you able to get me over here? I don't know.
Player.
I'll put it out.
I got you to play this one.
I don't understand.
Why is this guy so hardy-warned?
Holy fuck.
Is there a new way to res now or something?
Just found a ball like I knew oh the book my box. I think I think I saw a clip on that and congrats on my box
It was it was it was green
Yeah, I saw a little like reading thing around it
Watch your right, it's a Bob right
There's a mark not keeping
I
Can you team in the valley here?
Okay, buddy, buddy. I got your full kill the give you guys killed. Okay. Yeah, I was watching the team come up. Yeah with you
Like right in here one kind of like just fucking the wall
Okay, Bob again, you should drop down dragon. You should throw a couple on this blue right here
in the next ring.
I'm going to blow him.
There's a box somewhere below.
Got him.
Got him right?
Yeah.
Got him a little bit.
Good to see you.
I don't like everything.
I need this.
I got you.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Back.
Back.
Oh, he captured it.
I know.
Broke.
100.
Oh, well, Rockery is a great wheel.
Good shots.
Good shots.
I just gonna hold it off right now man. We got
Yeah, we're close to we have our we have zone like when zone closes we try to hold the seam out
Really bad, okay, I'll try to kill them. We all need loot. They're fine scared. I'm bringing it with you
Make your portal to me. I'm back. Yep. Yeah
I'm out
We have alcohol
My top right
I saw something I'm gonna throw my order. Yeah. Yeah start like you know your shit
We're fighting on our top right too.
Help our boy, help our boy.
Step, step, step.
There, there, there, run to my hole.
There's one more.
Oh, two.
I need to show my back though.
There's another team behind us, man.
Oh, shivy.
holy fuck, 2 HP
and I get banners, doable, achievable, keep the hope
of
the
death of
Holy you feel me
Oh dude fuck off man, I get you boys back right there man. I think we can do it
I
Tried just getting shot in the back trying to help our teammate there. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know
That's hit that's on him. I don't know why he went down there to like do whatever
Beverly fuck the whole energy up. I can't lie. We just need to play where we were in but like aim down
You know, cuz it was just a duo
fuck man this game is so late right now
track it's hot it's high by the way I found the settings
can I send you this? for the... for the game sir?
well yeah that too but also
just the game stuff my shit was crazy check you see the difference it was just me
my my dude my
my shit is insane right now I can see everything now
Yeah, bro, I had all my yeah, you got you should go you should go to the game before that if you want and then go to that game
Look at the fucking it different. It's unbelievably different
And I'm not even done changing I just got I got all the way from the top to like maybe spot detail not even actually
Is there more that was that it? Yeah, I say
I
Look at what I just said dragon similar to that cuz I can't believe the difference that I just now I'm seeing characters
I can see them. I mean it had like this blurry bullshit on it
Go go on my stream cuz I think chats. There's he did too go go on my stream the game before
Look how fucking horrible that was the only thing was you were getting like frame drops
Couple games ago. Oh really? I didn't even notice that
Mm-hmm. This is disabled disabled
Yeah, I'll get those low
Really?
I love you metric disabled dynamic disabled
What do you have for the last ones?
Low low low disabled low. It says low low low high and then low
Wonder why it's high I guess control where and how many impact marks show up turning this down will reduce
I'm just gonna listen AI bro. I'm not gonna lie. Yeah
the
let's go back and see my screen about a zip
about a fucking
got this fucking map dude
if i don't like it
all right now that's like form point exists
can you
that's okay really patient
to be scrapped
I couldn't change it up before hours though, fuck the time.
I mean that's huge because the big the big deterrent on this game in my opinion was always like okay
if you're gonna play today what map are we playing and most people like they have maps they prefer well
now it's like if you do a 10 hour session you're gonna play three maps three yeah correct right
Big Lou it was blurry it was probably aliasing that you had on yeah Lou so blurry
blurry is not even the word man I'm looking around like there's no way
everybody's playing like this I'm just a dumbass but I got really plan something
like that like for years and then all the time Jake
me and you how long have you played with with fucking stock controllers before the car?
right right right
fucking years
im on the island one way and that's up baby
let's go man let's get a little farm session in
we'll try that
yeah thank god for ai bro ai is so awesome
god
dude
come on im gonna take you out come on
we were having a conversation over the weekend over like
what job you're saving
none zero
there's not many
no no none
You can't you can't name one that I don't think will be vacuumed up. It's not family's life full on board. I'm like yeah
Yeah, it's fucked. It's fucked. It's so fucked
When does ends it's weird it's like it's exciting, but it's also scary
It's just two ways to look at it, you know you can get excited
But you just kind of hope that that it only helps it doesn't just like evaporate everything
Fireman are safe for a while at least Lou I'm telling you man
Just wait you almost when the robot when the robots
Listen the robots are coming. I don't know when but when that comes
Dude, it's gonna get really weird
very quick
Wait, are these guys coming with us? I'm gonna um, I'm gonna go to the height been right here
You're just by land with me. We can always take the balloon together over the rig
Let's all get our names of the boys
I
So much better
The graphics look softer like the I don't know if that makes sense like
No, I'm I'm not fucking sound bro. Oh, I'm gonna fucking tweak
I'm gonna offer
How was art it was good good always good
And we played counter strike and I was fucking
You got a plate CS?
You did, you did.
I don't know what I meant if we were getting slammed, the guy.
I've never played a game before, bro.
Alright, alright, alright.
Holy sh- alright.
Alright, alright.
Wait, I'm not like mad.
You've been a little stupid, you're a stabby all day now,
but I've been repatient with you, but you bought it, you bought it, you bought it, keep me tight.
You call me obese.
Yeah, it's a fact.
I didn't by the way, I didn't he just yeah, it's a bad
It's crazy y'all taking shots tonight
My oh, I mean, huh fucking holiday. I'm not Mexican you racist fuck. Why are you that's nappy?
That's not right there. No, it's like man for like drinking in shape, bro. You have like an actual valid excuse to drink
It's a Tuesday. Yeah, but that was very snappy. I apologize actually
What I deserve so I'm just trying to heal and pay video against my boys and
Oh god, we're just gonna me fuck you
Kings Canyon
out the ocean
you go where are you bro
get over here right now
you and me man just hold my fucking hand
we're back on the team now so
true you have a third
brain
yeah but i'll be alright
i'll play angles and shit
I think they're fighting over the hill. Come here.
Come on, grab me this time.
Yeah, sure, sure.
I'll go between you guys and rip it.
They're fighting straight over there.
Right through, right through. We could just take the butt if I could.
We're gonna hear you.
We have white armors, bro. It's miserable.
You guys grab it. I'm going to try to scan it.
Okay, I'll get it.
It looks like Fred's out right now, Danny.
Oh, there's no Fred yet. Fred. I'm sorry, there's no Masters yet. So Fred's just 15k.
No, it's a Vank. It's a Vank. It's a follow-up.
Get the shit out of here.
Aye.
I'm good.
It's John.
Almost broke right?
That all stopped very good.
Uh...
I'm gonna do this.
Uh, you guys...
There was one...
Oh, Vank's on the front.
Middle.
See up in here.
Broke.
Yep.
I'm right.
On this.
I'm right.
Yeah, shoot one right.
Shoot one right. I'm batting.
There's definitely two to your left.
Oh, did you stay in there?
Which side?
Yeah.
Oh yeah?
I know, but I'm not ready.
I'm coming.
I'm ready.
One left and one right.
Give me my shield to recharge.
Turn him around.
Me too, my king.
I'll be on the thing.
I'll be in the team.
I'm dead.
6-1, 6-1.
Make sure you don't forget this, I'm gonna pull him, I'm gonna pull him.
Okay.
Alright.
Keep on doing it.
Great, I'm pulling you.
My ally's too far.
Are you out of...
Kinda walk towards you, kinda walk towards you.
Hold your shield, Nico.
I
Did you not push that with us
Me yeah, I was on the other side
I got it back
Nice
Nice
And the other one the other one the other one the other way I'm not gonna fall down here
Go go go you go I got it. I got it up top
Okay, okay, okay, okay, you could take angles, but don't take fucking POI angles unless we're
I want to go set up an old. I mean, yeah, I did say I was pinching it, but yeah, but I didn't know that's what you know
Oh god, holy fucking
Yeah, for only it was emotion.
Excalibur.
Damn it, bro.
Oh, this is going to re-
I'm going to slam by silver twos.
Wait, is this the same team?
Oh, no, you killed...
No, I mean, it was a...
Axl.
Yeah.
Captain Kami, we're yet.
Hehehe.
Oh, we had a teammate named Captain Kami, and we won.
Yeah, yeah, it was great
Dude what the fuck all right? No, no, hold hold hands. Okay, hold hands
Uh
No, no, they give her the resubmit crash. Thank you. Let's thank you rose. Thank you pre thank you pre. What up, man?
Nuclear what's going on? Cow pity. Hello bond crab 81 Ruben. What up, bro? Let's even five man
homemade Italian food go to there going to other places not so much you haven't had a good experience
homemade Italian that's a so-called thing for tonight oh yeah
that's much better than that man
i got in your cod game before you did
did you kill me
you did
I'm lying. That's my
man. Trust your teammates.
Yeah, we've been landed a
little pussy because we were
getting slammed. Maybe we go
back to land aggressive though.
We got the boy. Some get some
kills off the rip. A lot of
people market one. 518. Yeah,
At least one.
Leading on bin.
Yeah, probably. We'll see, though.
One on one side.
I'm gonna land on top.
I'm at my height.
Going past?
Yeah, they're in here.
I'm at my right.
I think next to me.
Yeah.
Let me help with that.
You think anyone's...
kind of in the best spot?
20.
Nice.
Back up here.
Causing in here.
There's two here, there's two teams.
How'd he go?
One's gonna do it next.
Causing in here.
I'll do that over here.
Two over here.
They're pushing.
If I hit him 20.
Nice, bro.
One more here.
I'm out
I
Try to get you come with me. Yep. Yeah, I'm a man. They had like nothing over there. I killed there over here
Up here
I like going over here
I'm watching you don't worry
You killed her
Follow that
We got one.
We're under here.
We're hiding.
They're under me.
Alright, yep.
There's one.
I'll be back.
Croc one, right?
Sparrow's weak.
I've got Croc one.
In here.
I
Are you
You play up on the door
I'm telling oh, they're all climbing on me
Oh nice you just read something like that
What is his
On the door
He stunned.
They're here.
They're on it.
He's under you.
Directly under you.
I'm going to call him.
Can we put a tracker right there?
Yeah, people are having him.
He's going to shot from the other team.
He's going to shot from the other team.
You can drop down.
Right on that side.
Try to get him before that new team, maybe.
He's one.
Yeah.
I'm about to blast him.
He died?
Yep.
Here we got a new team from up the hill the other way
You win this you win this he's two HP right behind you though
We're gonna block the door block door
No
Try it's oh
Man, I just couldn't get lucky man. His all is hit me with the stun as I go in there's already two inside the room apparently which is great
I
Had a free res on dracking there. I'm just using that thing
I guess like the support players can just read on boxes now dude. That shit is crazy. I like
Holy fuck. Yeah, no, it's okay. I didn't know that
That's what that does. So you just
Yeah, he is I came back
No, but no like shit or anything you just you just pop out of your box
Literally pop by your box like almost fully healed dude
Dude
I mean that that's gonna be broken. So is it only for gibbies or how does that work play support?
oh man Trilogy was good brother. How are you man?
DRC thank you for the resubmit. Games thank you, Nenai Lo thank you, Crash, appreciate
you. We got a fucking, we got drag in here now, the game's got a harder, but we're all
gold I don't understand hmm and that that shit is gonna be just fucking twisted
I'm not gonna lie so we don't have to be that class only the Gibby right like
just don't give a support character you can do that I can do it if he's on the
team because it looked like I could I wonder where you're better than one
game. The box was like green. You could probably do it if the vendor times out.
I don't know how to do it.
Connor, we got a buff. She got a buff, Jack. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Condu is crazy right now, bro. So, Condu, Condu, when you do the heal
now, the heal goes up even as you're being shot. Like it continues to...
That's fucking insane.
Brother everyone can do it in the box not just support because everybody can do it
I don't understand it's crazy
Fucking on that team too man damn for one of the teams
You feel good, but we just gotta like we're gonna play it or we said if we don't play it or we said it
We're just gonna die every time
Yeah
If it in those buildings, obviously you're not gonna notice but if you
So when Nick's playing roof right there, you bought your feet you give me like a tiny little pocket. Oh
Yeah, it goes in the way like food. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, I just don't want to plug the comms a good and like
Yeah
so this this map is gonna change soon
let's go to the start point wait so
motivation I thought it was broken in strong point I think he came
I think you said let this off
so once again I was just
yeah I read something that those it changed about me
He's broken.
White, firing.
We have one hit.
He'll be right if I just took it out again.
So is the car now like as good as that on any of them?
No.
Oh, it came out of the key pack.
Yeah.
Definitely used to that pilot.
We're standing heavy mag, girl.
Level two.
That's how I take that.
I mean.
Evil harvesters are now available.
I wish when you upgraded your AR it gave you like an actual sight, not a fucking H-Cog.
Yeah, anyway.
Weapons announced.
Now let's see the mark on the world.
Extended light mag here.
Level 2.
Advance this weapon.
Close the door.
This might not be as easy as you'll ever know.
Password.
I love these things.
We need that Evo right there.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
Evo harvester here.
Extra supplies here.
I love that.
I
Got a heavy and light in here too
I need a sight
enhance this weapon is looking bad to the ball
you guys ever use a 2 to 4 on this fucking gun on the hemlock?
yeah yeah yeah i like it
i'm gonna use i'm gonna remove
you don't use hemlock
you don't you don't you don't like it
i don't like i like using like poke
like triple take
yeah yeah
all right let's go
he takes fire
I can't believe I saw him go on these perks.
I think the bottom is faster.
Yeah.
I did.
Okay.
I'll put this, we'll go fly to this fucking Evo.
go west
That's like that. Oh sure. Yeah, my bad. I was looking for uh, is uh, all
Okay, we got a fight going on over here, I can hear wall wall wall
That's in the cave, right?
I'm trying to hit one with it with a Q.
Six people, I'm gonna go hold.
It's on above.
Back to the back.
Pop, pop.
Nice pop.
I'm gonna left, I'm gonna left.
He's going all the way left.
He's going far left, I'm gonna back up a little bit.
Wait, wait, wait!
Oh, we're in the middle of a rock.
Weak, dead.
Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful.
Is that a door?
22 bird.
You're right next.
Weak!
Dead.
Knocked.
Knocked.
Nice.
Come on, little 20 speed.
Got him.
That's 10 about.
What's the number?
That's 10 about.
What's the number?
That's 10 about.
I'm going to play about it.
I'm sorry now.
I'm going to play about it.
13.
13.
13.
13.
13.
13.
13.
13.
13.
Dead.
I'm going to play about it.
I'm going to play about it.
I'm going to play about it.
Ash is very weak. Ash is very weak.
Rift 1, Rift 2.
Lock the doors.
Ash is still very weak. Flash.
Kondo is ranked at the same spot, Nick.
Half health, half flash health.
Rift 1, Rift 1.
Oh, maybe he's in the hole, Nick.
Nick!
Okay.
You're not.
Yeah, they're on the way, they're on the way.
I can pull you.
Maybe pull in, maybe back will hold.
Yeah, they might take that.
Set a pop right over there.
Oh wow, they took that fast!
I should've just listened.
Wanna get him up?
Oh, I should've just knock all of it out.
fuck
yeah
fight there
i mean that that spot right there is where it goes down
yeah that's where it happens
from every fucking direction so
i should just fucking listen man
you're good you're good
i don't mind the shit because we're in gold without losing our p and like the only way to get back
Intuit is just by shooting your fucking gun.
Hell yeah.
Remember being stuck here, bro?
Well, I don't know if you were stuck here, but I'm stuck in every chapter of this fucking game.
Oh, yeah, man.
Cuz you're right, the only way to get out of this rank is to just shoot.
Everybody's afraid to shoot.
This gold differ or the boys just rusty? No, no, the ranks are reset today, so everybody's like in the same area.
Yeah.
So, Chal, we're essentially playing against...
Over-all-so-ass. Over-all-so-ass.
Over-all-so-ass.
A little bit, yeah.
Well, I'm dropping a top. Come on.
Right, Crash? You want to respond?
Crash, come on.
Crash.
Crash, am I aimed for that light bin?
Yeah. Come in.
Get 10-0-9 to move me inside.
We're actually alone.
I think we're alone.
No, no, team top. Team top.
Alright, team over here.
Fuckin' artillery. I swear, last second, maybe.
I mean, I'm kidding. You guys let me know when you're ready.
I got a long bro in a...
I think we just keep on aping shit.
I don't know the boom act here, so I'm down.
Okay.
I'm taking the Q-Damp
Oh, almost, almost, don't drag
There we go
Our snades, oh my gosh, that's a...
I think you would do it side to side
Don't know where
Scoot out, scoot out, scoot out
Are we on me, are we on me?
There's more, there's more for sure
Careful, careful
Dead
Selling
One on me
You with the Q-Damp on there?
Yeah
Nice
Follow him
I
Mean you can't you can't even fucking react to that. That's just people are not sure
And I keep thinking it's a fucking power-up
Daddy
It's not I'm alright. I'm alright. I'm alright
Creeping
One once in the back up
On that
I'm not a ramp, honey. No, I thought he was oh you were down. You're gonna work
Think you're really ready over here
We should maneuver to that area you should run it through
I can go back and play I'm gonna play this game real quick
Wait
Are they over there?
Oh my god, they got the fuck out of there
Yeah.
Yeah.
I can bear.
Hold on.
Yeah, go up there.
Go up there.
Okay.
Alright, we're here to player scan.
I'm gonna go...
I'm gonna last.
Bobby's dead
Should I hit?
I'm gonna push for this. Yeah, good.
I'm gonna distance out of these guys.
I have a balloony cover on my gore.
I'm gonna watch this.
And there's a way on you guys it's six or something out of my room
What the hell
One one one nothing that's all you guys
What is this man I don't love it I don't love it
fuck in the nose, it'd be shit
it's like awesome on the map
explosion up top
nahhh
look up here boys, they got all 20%
Oh, they got their boy back. They got their boy back. Yeah, that's him. You got it both. Thanks.
Why don't we kill him again?
None.
It's over the shoulder.
Yeah, yeah, I got all two percent bigger.
Here we go. Here we go.
my keyboard guy right there drag
slant on
no stop stay closer
oh my god I just got tapped
You got a fucking thing.
You have a hold, you have a hold.
Incoming, all your feet.
You're pretty good, you're pretty good.
Oh, see ya.
I'm on a one-on-one, I'm a bubble, I'm a bubble three.
Got him.
Oh my god.
I'm done.
There's no way.
There's no way that that that virt-nade...
HITS ME, FLUSHMAN!
oh dude how is it a hundred banger man I could have won that yeah I don't know
but they just turned and burned if it's podcasting I mean it's all bad they
turned and burned all bad they was in the smoke aim assist gone I'm looking like
I'm on a fucking drawing pad I'm gonna hit a big 10 spray oh my God bro I could
have won that but she hits a she hits a hundred banger nade mind you mind you
mind you work we're in a fucking we're in his video like how it's frustrating
bro
Both the foot lovers just not cut it man. He's just not
Can't do this game just has a way of making you flick little bitch
God, bro, you get a fucking sip and you're like yeah, and then you get railed you're like fuck
It's just this ping pong game for the rest of the night
He could you have a good podcast we just talking about over there, bro
How it's not on me, bro. I didn't say what guys you'd be any good podcast. We're just talking about there, bro
Nothing actually
What you're saying is we see a Bangalore we don't fucking push it I
I mean we can break down the fight
I don't want to hear the thing I don't want to hear is oh my god, I just got slams like mid fight
Yeah, I might lie that
Mantle the car and move in an ice formation
I can't see track because there's smoke and it give you all my screen. So yeah, I don't know, but he saved me slam
I don't know where he is like I'm pulling on my transponder
Because like I had no faith in us winning that shit
He said that, yeah, like, I need to do it.
You, you, you, will you throw that gimme bubble, bro?
Will you throw that gimme bubble?
We can 2B3 anything, man.
If they push it, they get stunned, like, it's free.
If I die, he dies.
I die, I die.
You guys can 2B3.
Easy, man.
Give me some, the best character you gave my far.
Got a little left.
Time's up.
I love this part.
Yeah!
God.
all right nicely safe nobody's here
everybody get their little hemlock there are nine
and then we start fucking
yeah I'm playing along this game
what are you doing?
playing along
I don't even like it bro
I
Could start calling bro. It's a hemlock or nothing
It was just like once you run out of the nine clip and you swap. It's nice to have like another
Like a spray gun cool story bro grab a hemlock
Linear four three
I got a little bit of signal, so...
True.
Small definitely just fucking cleans it out.
Hey Nick, your little hasn't hit in fights.
Let's get it going.
This is what the guy just told me.
Let's get it.
Let's fucking get it going.
Do you have any enhanced weapons?
Yeah, I'll get right on with it.
Are you scared to hit?
Yeah, let me just fucking...
Hit him!
...jump in that, give y'all.
You're a little hesitant in your fights.
Are we going to get in? Are you scared?
Dude, kill under his pads.
Right here.
Champions pay the price!
Get low.
What the fuck are you doing?
Guess he plays 4-1.
You know how I know your ass?
No, no, a lot of people do play that.
4-1.
You go for one of you, you change all your projects.
Oh, wow.
Holy shit, where the fuck is everybody?
Eight squads, generally?
Jesus.
Wait, where do they change it to?
I don't know, I'll try to ask.
I don't know.
I'm not fucking using first and probably, you guys, I don't know.
Who was that?
DJ Kimba.
He's a first and probably?
Bro, it was like, you know how you meant these are the first and probably, you know how you
how you made these in ranked yeah I died of this kids license in rank three years
ago and I was like nah this one for me to be signed well okay hold on now
about three to like what he was here he's an unsigned team free agents I know
who is it whether the teammates are dinos grade that'll blow your hair there
is first place I think they're first they just want this week and then one the
I
For one
Like off no fully stock
And fully stock
Just a new way of getting that skin that uh, yeah
I can't package over there. It's one of the right right right here
Hurry you mother I'm coming. Thank you. Oh now you
You should be good
He's one you take
Hey, I'm like over here
Max level
I can go I'm on my low right my low right
They're fighting there if I like crazy
Yeah, you know we're on the wall are they I'm gonna all yep one day one day one day
I can't I'm not all tomorrow. Yeah. Yeah
You have to move off the go all the way left it out to go all the way left here
I'm gonna go to unit. That's where they're going.
Yeah, almost broke one.
Flash, flash that one.
Back one.
Okay.
We're neating up.
Flash!
Flash again!
Oh, what the fuck.
Flash again.
Goddamn, Connery's broken.
Flash again!
You got another one?
I'm the land of bubbles.
I dropped it on him.
You got it on the...on the...
I got it, I got it on me.
Book one.
Oh, I'll be on me.
Book one.
Okay, I can't see you.
Play to me, play to me, play to me.
I'm trying, trying, trying.
I brought a book on to it.
Book one here.
I got better already.
Two, two on the football.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Watch me!
I think we just chill. Get back.
I'm gonna put it down for you.
I'll be there, I'll be there.
I'm gonna get you out of this. You're aiding me. Aiding me, aiding me, aiding me.
You okay? Yep.
I don't know, we gonna... Amina?
Stepping up... Stepping up...
Here he goes... Here he goes...
You okay?
No! Fuck!
Can you die?
Yeah.
I think this is the play.
I don't really know though.
Right by a zipline we can get you in zone quick and scan a player, we can't be- I'm
hoping they just kind of fucked off, it's four of their teams.
I can scan it, I fly.
I
They are there
They're there they're just gonna get us we give alcohol. That's all
I
Love it. They're still up there. Ah, you have to bubble it. We're gonna
Go just go right go right
They're gating us but it's crazy
Oh my god, I was in a four teams. Well gotta go back left gotta go left
Yeah, we just take three three. We're through here.
There we go. We'll push it up ourselves.
Okay.
Nice, nice spot, nice spot.
Hello there.
Yeah, with you with you with you with you with you let's go
Dead nice knock I think we trail the fort
Taking port
Check your body record
I do I am dead. Let's get back in the ring in a few seconds.
Should be good.
Right.
I hear a fight here, I'll play a scan from us.
Holy shit.
Right.
About that right in
They're gonna take quick that shit. All right three and then three left. We should we should just go zone honestly
He's need that down here
I
Think I'm trying to get some heavy M1 okay before we get into it. There's a bruiser
Okay
A little more Ludo's I got three nades we get into it. I'll chuck them up
Draver in the fuck away it hasn't been opening down thing. Yeah when you go there
I think they're fighting, bro.
They're not in 3rd ammo.
Someone's flying or something?
You take them.
Yeah.
Scanning them back down.
Fighting?
Yeah, fighting.
Come here, come here, come here, come here, come here.
I'm not upset.
Alright, look at my ult.
Look at my ult.
I'm not upset.
I'm not upset.
I'm not upset.
I heard that hit my shield track
Come on
Come on
It ain't easy
It ain't easy man, we dominate arc
We dominate counter strike, not really but
Not really
Holy fuck
baby. Three and papa dialed. Whoa. We signed that deal. Well, you're not playing CS tomorrow,
no? You're playing it right. Right. But I gotta get on early tomorrow. Yeah. I gotta be off by like
Well, 30 maybe?
You're getting to more.
Huh?
You're going to get it again?
You're the one.
Chill.
Dude, that CSG was going to be 5.
That'd be fun.
Are we doing 10 of us again or are we just doing 5?
No, it's you, Kloxy.
You're not playing?
No.
Oh, you were excited to say that last name.
You're such a shit fucking star.
fucking stare at me. What are you laughing at? Areola?
They have the fuck you haven't even seen my
neck before, bro. Confused? What are you confused about,
bro? Take a fucking gander, take a fucking gander, take a fucking
gander, bro. Oh my god, you say it out loud. Take it. He
always goes after the fucking obese people, bro.
That's not true.
in flick we're cool well that's the best example
oh yeah we don't really this bus you're not fat you're thick thank you oh he's
No, I didn't flee.
Oh.
I don't make the rules.
You need me on that wall.
You want me on that wall.
I
Shotgun bolt here gold tier
So is is a shotgun give me just not even to play anymore. It's crazy
No
Just not good with a master. That's not horrible, right?
It's not terrible, but if you have a good
I
Kind of don't like that master shot in here
There's always be a shotgun and play after that
PK master something
I've found our first power up whatever it's called
Let's go
People ran around always go for the evil with the fun
You doing it for free you already did big boy. You already did
I've got a tea taking on our nine
That's a great load up. Oh, we got trying to get this evo if we can I here pie
They might be close. Yeah, just be careful. Yeah, I'm gonna walk up with you move unless you want to get barbecued
Are you grab I think they're fighting down low left. Yeah, they might be
No, they are they are grabbing
Oh, yeah, they're full scrapping right here, I don't have all though we just slide
Like an evac or something.
My flying careful.
Very useful mother fuckers.
What's up here?
Yeah, right there.
Dude, don't shoot, don't shoot yet.
Yeah, that's right.
Ready?
Ready?
Ready?
Ready?
Yep.
Oh my god.
Here I am.
Nice one.
I got thirst.
We're all up here.
I got thirst on this.
One, one, one, one, one.
Nice.
Careful, careful.
New team.
I'm gonna bangalore smoking here
So outside over
yes gonna get the schools watch windows
windows
come on come on
are you on top?
three three actually
back one
fight armor
are you up there?
I
Don't know when this one bad 100 on the way much
Make you try this one
Me kind of hard to talk all this
Then maybe they come down and we'll see what else here gonna be coming here. I mean, we'll be able to see you good
Should be good though.
Those three...
Yeah, they hit the fucking...
Just four, let's do that.
Five.
Four is four.
Let's go fight a killer.
Let's go fight a killer.
Okay.
I'm gonna kill him.
Get a Q, get a Q, get a Q.
Stunt him!
Shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot!
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
Yep.
I suck.
Get a C-ball, get a C-ball right here.
It's fine, it's fine.
Oh, they have the light.
That's a clone. That's not even real
Players can
If you got a little bit heavy ammo you can spare no yeah, I'm 60 here
I
Flight up there on the right
Should be teams on our left to we got to be really careful. Jack you get a good alt down here
Dropping three hours
HAHAHAHA
Gotta waste you go for the next ring.
There's an evil close we should grab.
On the right right.
Fuck bro.
Right there's evil in here?
Yeah.
I'm gonna play this game.
So across the way over here.
I'll kill those guys if you want.
Right there's a...
I hear a quick coming.
That's the only team.
This is the only team. They're out, they're out, they're out.
Hit a face kit.
That baggy hit for 100.
Oh, damn.
I
Applying to me come on
I got a bad key, Bobbie?
Bobbie?
We need to drop down a Valkyrie.
We're here, we're here.
We're here, we're here.
You take my O as well.
Oh, man, I'm dead. I'm dead.
Oh, man. I'm dead. I'm dead.
Oh, bro. Damn it.
Fuck!
Hundred to a nade, bro.
Did you get naded?
Yeah.
Here we are. Stay there.
Stay there.
I
Okay, we like for 11 hours, bro
And to be honest it's been a great stream down fucking I'm
I'm chilling. I'm ready to fucking grind apex, man
Let's go boys
Okay, imagine if Arc had like that dopamine hit that Delta had when you find like a little red item
Yeah, I mean it did went with Bobcats gold stocks in the beginning, but then everybody had a million of them so
Yeah
To you oh, we haven't talked about that
uh
Hard carry you're gonna kill hard carry. I don't think that two kills and uh, holy shit hard
Yeah, two kills and there was one game. I reset hard carry and I must say I must say hudson fucking timmy
I or cocky wherever the fuck bro. I don't know who was playing that day, but
They need to get their grandmas off their fucking PCs
Yo fun fact no help any tournament I've ever played that nick has been a part of I've won
What godless just again like yeah godly it's not a not that one I gave you well
there wasn't other than that whoa whoa whoa whoa one other than that
I
Like other than God let's in that what's up, bro? What do you what was funny?
No
I mean what does it have to do wait hold on so you get to delta pros I get fucking
the hutch and Denny and we're in that's a scoreboard hey that's a state that's a
scoreboard that's a state you should say thank you Nick thank you thank you thank
you give me like 10 of them give me 10 of them actually 10 of them yeah
dead dead
I can't eat that scoreboard
on the car on the car
and they're under you under you
oh shit
that should be a nice
That comment got me tired
I'm I gotta put you back
When I you were telling me he literally got two kills the whole time
The whole the whole time the whole tournament you got two kills
Does it you feel good about that
little bit yeah I guess even the kicker who doesn't do anything
okay whatever still part of the team right I believe he's a kicker he's a
water boy the water boy that not on all cuz he scored points no no no I give him
kicker man he's the kicker on the TV no he goes out there he's his little
fucking point goes back you know no arms legs if you had two pros and there
where's the watch? Oh, dude, we were in the EU lobby as you found like maybe three teams
in one match. Super bowl, right? Super bowl, right? That's kind of right. Right.
Right. Some rain. I was just saying, you like my good luck. That's not what you were saying,
though. But you know, but that's not how it came out like it came out like it was thrown
in kind of way. You first yourself low key. Oh, my God. Oh, that makes it a lot game,
Oh, I'm gonna say he's not putting up any breath like it's just a for fun term, but okay, and it's all kind of
Gotta be bread. What was the Delta term it? There's no there's no breath for that
That's what we're counting is oh my god, yeah, okay, I guess
Sorry
Fuckin arc or something. I guess those ones count you if we're doing that
Little guys
100 gifts is a hundred gifted this guy bro those from 10k gauntlets don't hunt 200 give this
28k 28k total that was the the last one we pray for yeah 28k tears you're such a fucking rat
I
Lot of I I think I think the correct one is we but it was definitely we but I did I
We're talking about online like turn this probably plan
No, we should go over that though, I mean I mean that's where I mean like Nick said it himself after it really matters
You pretty good you pretty good a lamp you right? No, you don't you want to one land and I was already on our creators
Now cuz you started out dick eating so they came out taking a piss man. That was crazy
Digg eater man meat beater I guess
Good slide down
Why is my
Well, we got a fucking queue
They're not max I did not max I we take it they're kind of trolling once left careful
I
Did
Come up I'll take you thank you
I got Magi ball dude, holy shit
I got you
Back one all right, oh man
oh shit yo okay that all and that oh yeah but that all did work right there I
can't lie and send me to the fucking moon what was that about bro
you did that recap here it didn't hit me it hit both you guys for how much like
25 each
Holy shit, dude
The Maggie old you would have been since bubble
Yeah, I think I think conduit's the play bro. Can't lie. I'm gonna go condo. Yeah
Because we're just fighting
Yeah, kind of it's crazy because I'm telling you that new queue she got buffed. I mean we're all swag, but the queue's really good
I did it.
I did it.
Oh, it's my turn.
PD Joe's running back.
running back y'all fucking haters say I can't backflip they carry to a dub not
long ago yeah we've had we've got some we got a couple good good reps and then a
couple bad ones every you gotta remember that's apex ranked like this is where
you're gonna find the sweatiest of the sweat so we're gonna be sweating our
asses off tonight
jumping remember to keep your mouth closed for bugs
uh there's a team already going here a little left
we're gonna beat you to read the light but we can have you
lane closed we loot up
I'm sure you'll get that in my mind
of
the
death
of
the
death
of
I don't know I'm playing up on this stuff should be to should be coming on
coming coming coming
should even hide as well we have them in a pinch right now
up a little bit more
it's on one oh okay Mara it's you're here three here three here sending
There's three teams, three teams, four teams.
Carefully getting slammed up here.
We can flank Tunnel, maybe.
OK.
Maybe the left Tunnel, right?
Is he followed?
Someone did.
There's still one.
Oh, no.
So weak, so weak.
Very weak, very weak.
Respect to Tunnel.
Way dude
They did come it up there we can't bring your plane sir. They might get flight as well
Our back looks good. We got an evo top right
They have one as well
Let's go grab players game, then we'll fucking grab that evo as well. Yeah, blue
I
Bunch of purple shit
We're on ash
You did their side telling
That's inside
I'm just going to 20 longer for you to come in.
I'm alive Nick, I'm alive.
I'm kind of within your back door.
I have a downing there.
I'm at the top of the hill.
Oh, I'm not in the other teams I've been to.
Oh man, I got knocked, just put your leg down, and you can slide down.
You're gonna get swung, you're gonna get swung.
Nice, nice.
The fuck out of here dog!
Keep me, keep me, keep me, just get out.
He's off in us.
No, no, no, no.
Oh, shit.
get oh my god I'm just fucking clippin
we got we got run that man I should I should have all thought that out
teams everybody just came to us I didn't wait when you zipped up into there
right in front of you so yeah we're dragging I killed we killed like not
going to that first fight and then three people came up to zip right behind me
I'm trying to get in but I got stuck at stun too
Alex for
Dude, I'm not I oh god
That team to ash
Castle team inside I fucking knocked like four of them in there, but the castle kept getting them all up
Is that the team that?
It would that yeah, I kind of kill it
No, that was the one that was
Got me castle team died third party died, and then we got to play in
And then that team also died right
You had seven fucking knocks I had four in the building we had 11 up there. I mean, I we just we just
Yeah, just be able to get the fuck out
That's what's good about all three right there. I'm gonna like but condos is so good for the fight
But you see your cue it kept like putting me to full health like again
I
Saw I'm saying I think she's fucking broken the ranked anyway. Yeah for sure. I'm maybe like
If you're contesting well, you can't confess anybody you can't contest the morning. I'm just so funny
She won't how different you could be women way different it would have been so different
You played for so hard all that's eliminated
I
Falling else from good there
Yeah, that was that was that was good. That was bad. Yeah
So I get a situation like that Nick just leave me just fucking fly fly up and then
and focus, I just had my Q off cooldown.
Why did I?
I flew up.
You're not as actual, Falkrey has the ball.
Yeah, I should just fuck off it out.
I just left.
Yeah, because as long as you get out,
we always have a reset.
Yeah.
You were just fucking clipping everybody.
So I thought maybe there was a chance that we could just
do it.
Yeah, you did.
I had good damage on both of those fights, and I just can't.
I can't predict the third fucking team coming in.
We have team on us.
I'm gonna land, we should all land bin together.
They're coming, they're coming, they're coming.
No, they're not.
I'm on my, I'm on my, I'm on my.
Cover.
I'm on a flight level.
I got the axle of the half house. No, who drag not as we didn't even hit the axle. Okay
The new legend suck no the new legend doesn't suck she's just she's just like really really fast
Like super fucking fast
So I think it'd be I think peanut would enjoy it because he loves playing octane
So I feel like he's gonna enjoy. I'm not I don't like playing that quick. You know, I like to keep it like
Little half speed, you know like not too fast not too slow
I mean bro. You're on crack playing this character. You know, I can't even fucking
Play at the speed I'm playing now
Like it's hard to hit her. It's but it's hard to hit your shots
If you're playing her man, you're just flying all over the place
You don't know what direction you're going and I think she's probably better on keyboard mouse because you can tap straight feel like
She'd be stronger on that input that she would on controller a lot stronger
Kind of why like you never saw me play an octane and shit
You know, I think a falcon's really good ranked too because you can just see everything you see everything
You have all the information players games, you know
to start a podcast right when we're dropping in
listen I want my one and I got and some yeah but we would be able to do to the
gunfight I said at the end of it I'm gonna say
You see me up top yeah, good luck
I think it was a marriage knows
To in there at least
How's it on there? I'd be careful. There's a lot Yikes the first one
I
I'm coming to you Bob. Yeah
I'm gonna give this guy how to use that gun a lot of time
One dead. Nice.
Right left, right left.
C'mon buddy.
Do you have any damage?
Oh yes, just scratch scratch scratch.
On you, on you, on you.
Nice.
I'm not thinking mid maybe?
I don't know
Yep, Bip
I'm gonna hold them
We should side, we side down, side, side, side, side
Side all the way, all the way, all the way
Yep
We'll get healthy real quick
Go in here, go in here
Nice, good job
Alright
I got a hemlock.
They just stretched right on us by the way.
Oh my god, I did it.
They're right.
I got an E-secure on that.
We're trying to go to the left. We're gonna get flanked. We're trying to clean this fast.
Got one going under.
Flash them a couple times.
I got you.
What?
Up hit him 50 50 blue. Okay, I can't kill it. Okay. It's just you drag
Don't say one back you can't be on this you can't be on this. I'm not the body here. Okay
Gonna start by shot by snake. Yeah, I'm looking
I
here so let's get you a do-over huh we are so far from where we need to be holy shit
did i lose that i don't know we're in it we're ass nothing we're gonna play that great here we
We did we did we did
We should fight I guess just like walks on
Take this fucking balloon right
I
Beautiful
You guys find a bruiser let me know
You're getting frame jobs
Could be
Uh, how's it hangin' brother?
You ready for some apes ex?
Oh, I am ready, who's the apes ex, Lester?
I am ready for some apes exes.
Fuck yeah.
Let me tell ya, if any one of you
chooses a goth lesbian
before I do,
fuck that fucking bitch.
Nah, she's all, she's all yours, big dog.
She's all yours.
Yeah, she better be.
She's like a fucking octane with makeup.
You're gonna love it.
Are you really?
On me, on me, on me, on me.
Yeah, yeah, she's fucking insane.
We'll go, we'll go this.
Oh boy.
Is this my wife, you make?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Turn it back up.
Oh my god.
Yep, yep.
I'm missing.
Get a buff for me?
Oh no.
Oh.
I'm here.
that'll happen like our boy says sometimes that's the case holy shit 125
snipers mark we're in a 50 he need twice going up reset this D resend it
Wow
Wow
Let me wow
Out of the fucking sky
This guy's hitting the MLG fucking trickshots
Oh shit
Yeah, P is that you you got it Wow
Give me some real quick one. Hello. Please. Hey, I gotta crank you
Hold up now. You stay right there young man. Hold up. What are you talking about?
Is your mic different? You got a new mic?
No, my mic is not different. I was just looking the wrong way. I was looking the wrong direction.
That sounds good now.
No, no, you're quiet. You're quiet.
I'm eating some more of that little sticky honey Chinese juice.
I actually just had a spoonful of the special Super Secret Asian juice.
It's super, super sticky asian juice.
It works! It works!
I work 200% and you sound kind of quiet.
Oh, then, well, let me check! Let me check my shit!
Maybe it does a Windows update.
Every time it does a Windows update,
it fucks my whole shit.
Thank you, and that's why I said, oh, oh, oh, track on you.
I'm dead.
No, no, I'm here.
Good. That's what you deserve.
That's what you deserve.
Oh, what, track!
We did so good together. Look at that.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm all about back in the game. I'm back in the game man. All right, we finish this one and then we roll
Damn, I could knock on that to say my luck. We were there. Yeah, that was insane. I don't know
Good job. I have a wait man so...
Care package!
Yeah.
I love these things!
You want honey?
No.
Come come come come.
No no no no.
I'm not joking.
I'm not joking.
No, I'm not going to try.
Oh, you did it.
Is it gold honey?
No, it's gold.
Fuck your gold honey.
What's this care pack down here?
Maybe we do some business?
Crabber, crabber, crabber.
Crabber.
Wait wait wait.
What are they doing?
They're doing business.
They're doing business.
They're doing business.
Crabber, crabber, crabber.
Crabber.
Crabber.
Wait wait wait.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, what are they, what are they doing?
A rez?
Is that on you guys?
It's on us a little bit.
It's on the rock.
I'm going, I'm going, rez.
Wouldn't look like no, like three other teams.
Oh, what are we here?
I shoot.
80!
You guys, what rate did it put you down to today?
Uh, gold.
What are you?
I mean, like...
Like type shit, type shit.
Yeah, I have my niggas fucking diamonds.
Diamond one.
Yeah, right, buddy.
Yeah, you fucking bronze two.
Look at that.
I mean, I honestly...
I guess...
Diamond one is okay.
I mean, I would rather be higher, but...
Oh
Guys come this week. Come this week. Just gave him just gave him. No, it's fucking much. Let's fuck him
Right behind I'm looking looking to where we're come come come okay. Are they getting this we gave alcohol
She's like right up here
They're in close and 30 we should get moving
Lay here. We need about all we need about all we need about all great. Yeah. Yeah
We go
That's good
What do you do games?
What do you want to do fucking eighties guys? No, we can we're gonna get
What this guy? Yeah, yes, it's true. It's true. It's okay right now
Oh shit
They're not even looking at me dude. No, they should be pushing in zone. Maybe
On my right on my right on my right
On my left to
one is B, one is B left, one is B left
that's a blue, fucking maids
that's a cry basically
we ate it, we ate it, ate it
no no no no no no
nice going
following cross
she's going this way
blue, I'll send for blue quick
nice
way up here
She's one. She's absolute. Okay.
I promise.
I'm gonna kill.
Okay, the other guy. Okay.
He's got a Peter. It's that it's that team and I think the team on the hill behind him, right?
Should be there wait there. Oh
That's that hemlock thing oh top right top right yeah
They got everyone
Yeah, hold on. They have nades, I'm fucked.
He's gonna move in 20. I'm still set on hearing a hug before.
Wings up. Taking shots here.
Got a shield. Take it in me.
Yeah, keep down where these care packs are.
Care package there. No, no, I'm a comic. Okay
Above you Nick above you Nick
I don't try to
We're suffering
How do I believe that I think oh, I'm yeah, we need about all we've got all we've got all me I mean boy that can't
Sorry
Kill this guy's flat
Ready
Son son. Yeah, I'm still not blower
We
I'll kill him down there.
Yeah, I was so, so, so...
We can hit him up in any way I have him.
That'll work left side, okay? If you guys try to cover me, see this Valkyrie?
So we gotta kill him, so we gotta kill him. Any damage out of him that we win?
I can't see you, she's right in front of me, 50.
She's one.
Oh, my god.
Are you going up there?
It's fine, it's fine.
Just play, play, play right, play right.
I think I can get his fucking thing, man.
I think.
Okay.
Maybe a little scary.
Ah.
Did you look for me?
Oh, your guy?
Nice, you're going to climb up my 2-2-2-2.
Oh, no
Wait hold the respawn respawn drag
Oh, it's crazy
Yeah, it's a good fucking hold and I think they went down in here
I don't know how to do it
No no no, I'm doing it
I'm in the bad and then we gotta go in
I'm gonna throw a Q, you got any nades?
Nice Q there, side knot
Side one, on the back door
You got a bob, you got a bob
I'm in your bob, I'm in your bob
I'm in A so they come up
Good for that
Just wait play this way play this way
We're gonna give them a red roof any though. I know it's too late with it. We can't
I am fine.
Nice job.
Nice job.
Yeah.
He's out.
Fucking one through the corner with that.
One, one, one.
We'll pull it back.
No, no.
Dead.
Dead.
Nice.
Let's go, boy.
Nice clip.
Nice fucking clip.
Holy shit.
Nice clip.
Come on, they call you first blood.
Yo, keep it in.
Keep it in.
Good.
Hold on.
job man this is the best case now peanut comes in it's like if we lose his
fucking ball I love that I love that I heard you boys what you gave them hey
we did you know what that means now right if we lose it's your fault mr.
I could see how someone of low
Intellectual intelligence on the smartest guy of the call on the smartest guy of the call
But let me ask you one thing and then I'm gonna tell you one thing. Is that your only win of the day?
No, yes, it is and what was different
Well, you can't just fucking make sure
I'm not making anything up. We won a lot today. We won a counter-strike. We won an apex
We wanted our players!
Are you Pex Legends?
Is this your first win today in Apex Legends?
No.
We won with Cummy Cumsocks.
We did win with Cummy Cumsocks.
We got you and your all.
I hate you.
I was behind my old cock.
That's true, buddy.
I am Cummy Cumsocks.
I lead you to victory.
Just like I will lead you to victory now.
But first, we have to kick out a member of the group.
not because the game is only three players, but we hate him personally and want him to die in game.
That's right. That's right. Who shall we choose?
There's an infinite amount of possibility.
Hey, there's a race option. There's a race option.
The goal is on Cinco de Mayo.
Wait, who's a rancor de Mayo?
It is Cinco de Mayo. We can't get back.
We are kicking up Mexican.
Oh, he's not Mexican. He's Venezuelan.
No, he goes Mexican.
They were literally doing the best you know, it's tangled the mile. That's absolutely crazy
Flight or was it a skip-hop and jump and then we just come on back that's Cuba
Like that by Antarctica kind of no
On the ceiling and a education. Oh, no, that's the other one really live
and
Well, hold up guys someone just tell me how many hours it would be from a flight from Texas to Venezuela
It's actually two and a half out two hours two hours two and a half hours. Yeah, so really far. Okay
No, that's not far at all two and a half hours. You kidding me far far enough
Oh, you there's like 24 hour trips to Japan and shit. You kidding me? That's easy time. That's easy
I wonder if we'll get so advanced in technology. There'll be pirates, but for airplanes
But that for a second
If I kill an airplane with a water hose, we're gonna have to get through the whole legislation of how to defend yourself
Just think about that for a second. You got a close take talk, brother. Mm-hmm. I
I'd like to speak out on this so that we're ready
No because you play that dumbass fuckboy game
Are you footlover that's me dog come on in I
Can only bite you guys join by you I
Don't see it. It's I'm not getting your advice. I might get my advice. I'm not gonna hear advice
Let me cook when you cook. I bite you
Wait, oh, there we go. Oh, hold up. So what do you hear so would you hear parties full wait?
Don't wait it's got an open party bro. Oh, man. Wait, that's you making it
You guys were playing right was what we are you think Kings Canyon on ranked? Where are you?
I'm really better than both of you at this game
No, we should have my dad, my weaver.
What are you doing here?
What are you doing here?
I'm respectating the call.
Right back, Jack?
You've got a way to spectate balance.
Call it the stream.
Holy fuck.
Jeez.
Alright, let it go.
That's 1v1.
Lady gang, lady gang.
We love you.
That's 1v1.
You don't want me?
Should we all three want me to fucking warm up?
Well, I got your warm down first.
I don't want to be one and I don't want to warm up.
me, but I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I've never been more ready.
Play the new character, the L1 speed boost and the all shoots a little alien thing that boost whoever it hits into the air. Done.
Oh, wait, wait, I gotta read this. We're going passenger increased control when sliding the Nitro gate deploy a speed gate that sends users into a boosted slide deploy an enemy seeking drug that displaces target on impact.
What is this place to target unpack? What does that mean?
That's the thing the AI robot she shoots it out and whoever it hits it boosts them into the air like 20 feet
But so you want to use out on your enemies or I'm a good guy
Okay, but your cue is like a little disc that you throw at the fucking floor yeah
Big I think Tim but like times three
Okay, okay. All right. Okay. Got it. Don't don't zoom too far away from the boys though
You're the best!
RUN!
Good luck tonight, Jack, good luck, good luck, good luck, good luck, buddy.
Listen, just, just-
Call him to the cues.
Yeah, yes.
And tell me when to-
Call him to the cues and come on.
Mommy, mommy!
Like, tell me when to go, you know?
I'll send her into the fucking air.
Reset the boys.
I just don't have to hear from this motherfucker where I'm trying to keep us in the game.
the game he's gonna be like kill yourself yeah mr. Mertz kill yourself yeah
big game right it's so funny how he calls me that cuz he doesn't want to risk
calling you Nick I do my guy you know I bro my fucking gamer tag is crazy like I
didn't realize how close it really was but when you're saying it quick right
right then one little screw up it's Gigi's
your race is you kick the only Mexican in
Chad on his own holiday
yo what got something stocky to say
we booted the Mexican from the group
on single the mile no way oh my god
No way!
I'm gonna go celebrate!
Yeah?
Dolly!
Yes, I heard it!
I don't know what that is, where's that, where's Donny?
Uh, like hell yeah!
Hurry!
Oh!
Oh!
Underlay!
Underlay!
Underlay!
Underlay!
Underlay!
Underlay!
Underlay!
Underlay!
Underlay!
Underlay!
Underlay!
Underlay!
Underlay!
Underlay!
I don't know why this bulls are racist
Red flags. Oh, they yeah, they actually hate it. It like triggers something in their brain or whatever
two teams full over no no no it's one right it's a mirage they suck you sure
yeah I need as much of these runs they suck they suck
you ready to weapons or anything I can wait about no shoot any change oh you
didn't take all the head
what the oh shit
What now? What now?
I see him.
It's ringing.
I'm close.
What are you? Good job.
Where do we? Where do we knock?
I got Mirage. I got Mirage.
Okay, so two teammates should be up top, right?
Yeah.
Should be. I think they're here.
Okay. Maybe.
I'm upgrading the showcase.
I
Get it all night. No tracks
I don't know how this works. We try okay. Oh my god. I'm gonna die
What the fuck
You don't like him you don't like him?
Hold on I gotta test him again I gotta test him again
I gotta test him again
I'm gonna drag him back
Are they pushing?
No no no no
Let's have sex with him
Alright
Go to the check room
On the door
Cure it
Oh my god I just got
Oh my god
Yeah
Another team coming in by the way
Another team coming in
Okay great
Guys we gotta get out of here
We gotta get out right now
The red mines red mines
Okay just clip one. See!
Oh my god!
I'm doing the fuck I did!
Come on!
Yeah. You're great, you're great. Surgery.
GOOOOOOOM!
No, no, you just-
OH WAIT PLEASE!
SHUT UP! FAKE IT!
Okay, okay, okay.
Jump, jump, jump, jump.
There's a 2, there's a 2.
Okay go go go go go go go.
You're standing in the center of them!
They're just standing there!
Oh, I hate you!
I don't have a team!
I don't have a team!
I'm behind you!
I need it everywhere, Jack!
Jack, kill me, kill me, kill me, kill me, kill me!
Oh my god! I'm in a gunfire!
Yeah, please clip one. Just give me one clip.
One clip. One one. No, no, get away from me.
A2 shield batteries.
I don't know.
Probably not as much stuff like that.
I don't know how to get out of the house.
I don't know how to get out of the house.
I don't think you can do a lot of damage.
Ragged you, me, man.
Fifty seconds.
On the backside, forty.
Oh, my goodness.
Yeah, I'm going to get one of those planes.
Speed plate speed plate
You don't fucking cue me. I'm gonna freak out
You mean then we'll go yeah, we swing left. Yeah, yeah ready. All right
Okay, fuck it. I have no heels. We need to get out of here.
I don't even have any ammo!
We can take it out of here right now!
Let's just go up, up and out, up and out!
Oh!
Speed kick!
Good job!
I can't have anything!
Okay, just get in there again.
No, no, fuck that place. We need to take heals.
You're a fucking good guide.
Okay, I'm gonna peek it.
No, no, no, no, no!
I have to, I have to, I have to.
Oh, from the door though. We'll come out.
Okay, okay, good.
I am on out here. You know what you need light?
I need I need I need I need heels
So I asked I'm dying because I have infinite shield me batteries if anybody has two batteries
I can use some miles
Well, I'll let you know if I come across any.
I think we're not going in there anymore.
I'm scared of this shit right now.
It's on the door.
Oh my god, me, sit up, me, sit up, me, sit.
Okay, I'm looking at you.
They are on your door.
Cue them.
I'm coming, boss.
I'm coming.
I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
What are these?
One.
There are so many nades there, so many nades.
Rolling.
Kind of got to just kill him.
Rolling.
Rolling.
Rolling.
Fuck.
Why is that work?
I'm coming.
What happened to the-
I can't- I can't-
Here, make it.
Make it.
Make it.
No, thank you, Bob.
Thank you, Bob.
Wait, what happened to my drone?
Oh, they just teleported down those masses!
Okay, come on, come on, come on, come on!
Come on, come on!
Come on!
Come on!
No, no, no, no, no, no!
That way!
I'm shitting, I'm shitting!
I'm coming, watch out for me!
Go, go, go!
Speed this!
I'm so-
Alright, guys, why did my drone explode?
Guys, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna fucking ape him!
We're gonna fucking ape him!
We're gonna fucking ape him, you ready?
LET'S RIDE!
We're gonna fucking ape him!
Get up there!
There's none! There's none!
Speeddisk!
Watch out!
There's none!
Oh, I've dead immediately.
Oh, you like that speeddisk track?
How do you like that?
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
They're rushing, they're rushing.
What do you think?
What do you think?
push baby
what that one play you please I play you sorry
there's one left one left
oh I'm gonna die I terrible
kill him kill him kill him kill him kill him
he's gonna kill him kill him
nice nice
you get hit while I loot real quick
what's your nitro game
Speed!
That sounds racist, I don't know.
Speed is missing.
We went to a Nitro gate.
Wait, what?
Wait, what? What?
That's your Q, right? Is it your Q?
What does it say? Double jump for it?
What does it even mean?
Double jump.
Double jump what?
Double jump what?
What the hell is going on here?
The scammed me
We get scammed over here boys
What's going on is in my ass in my ass in my oh speed this
No, no, no
fuck you guys fucking that's a full full
pregnancy by the way that is yes
perfection I'm pretty sure you cleared
yes
I'm ours no pay you curious from here yeah
of course watch it watch it watch it
right on it mind I'm saying if you want
You have to I'm just I'm still mastering my drones in my discs you're talking about
Yeah, yeah, this is all new to me. This is all new to me, mr. Burks. All right, too. I don't know so
You throw your disc we all crazy on it, right?
Yeah, well, what is your double-jump? He was and then how does the drone work? I tell how does that work?
Okay, the drone, imagine you had like a drone in your actual hands.
Okay, guys.
Throw it over your head at somebody and whoever you throw it to, it heat-seeks on him.
It's just going towards him.
It exploded between two drones, so like you could only throw drones but not between two
disks.
Think about that for a second, hmm?
It's way down to me.
What happened to it?
Did it blow up?
It blew, it blew up.
Yeah.
It blew up?
I do it between two discs.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Exactly.
I don't think that's true. I think you fucked it up. That's what I think.
No, I don't know. No, I don't think so. I don't know.
No, no, I'm coming. I'm coming. My book is on it. It's just exposure it.
It's right there in the flag.
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
For the shitty
Drag this is a full-print team like is there like ALGS Fred?
Yeah, I used to play
This is your boy
Perfections, I'll play with him a couple times here. We will not condo it one one zero seven. Is that your boys?
No, I can see me I can see names
Well, yeah, I can I can see their names when they look at each other, but I can't see their names
Yeah, no me the same.
We're kind of another.
I got a.
So maybe maybe they shot your drone because you can you can shoot the drone.
Well, how little help is the drone have?
I mean that thing went away.
Yeah, 200, 200, 200.
You're gonna clip that bucket thing.
Okay.
I
Know you should be in search of a user do we say
No
Well, how do we just start on apex here? We are you're already bringing up some goofball game bleach
Are you locked in or not?
Yeah, you just have the fucking guy had triple both you know, it doesn't matter
You bring it up boob ball shit, so we're in the game. You're not you're just like fucking
Woop-dee-woop-dee, right?
Get his ass in line. What are we doing? Man, are we here to fuck or not?
Fuck you, man
Holy shit!
Where we going?
Contain me, contain me, contain me, contain me.
No, there's no light bin there.
Oh, John? Oh, yeah, okay.
Let's go, Arty, let's go, Arty.
Anywhere there's a light bin.
Yeah!
Shake the...
Shake that by a document.
What are those little lights?
Where's the blue green and orange light right down there?
That's the blue, that's the rainbow bits.
We gotta land light...
I
Hand-cheeked by weapon weapon enhance under under under under need you guys are you each on it? Okay?
Hit him once.
Hit him a long one.
It was horrible at the game.
Just my gamer chair for maximum efficiency, Mr. Merckx.
Can't have my gamer chair at anything other than maximum efficiency.
The back support, man. The back support.
Spinal.
You know, you can just pull him big.
Yeah, no thanks.
One time I don't pronunciate that as good as I should I must put it for like a day
Oh, I should I want I should I want so good Lee
Thank you range so I could get
I'm fucking dead I can't see him
Fuck!
Oh here
See his hip, see his hip
Get up
You got this foot lover, you got this!
Another one's hit, another one's up
Oh my god, mr. Merck's your controller had scale fuck you fuck you
Yeah, fuck you. The only time you were predator was when you're on controller fuck you
You're saying you're a real predator. No, I'm saying the three of us are in the same fucking boat
don't think you're different oh you were an apex predator on controller up you
can't run from that history dog shit it was easy no realizing it was because
it was console yeah keep saying that to yourself whatever I'm just deep and
I
Just need to dive on
Xbox you you were back to back right back to back
No big deal
No big deal. No big deal. No big deal
I would give my left pasticle if you could reach diamond on PC mr. Banks
I was in the pro league man yeah I water boy okay
I'm thirsty I've been there's only two other teams left I'm thirsty mr. Merrick's
you don't you don't know about my triple day no no no no
be thirsty on my watch that was a sad phrase I know man will be thirsty on my
You were an Xbox Predator. That's all you were. Then you went to PC and you fell off.
Alright buddy, I've been masses on PC. You could never get masses on PC.
Locked in bro.
Did only 13 know him on CS? Two control players?
I think so.
If I remember right, yeah.
I think I remember both of you being at the literal bottom of your leaderboards.
boards. Right in the wave of your
beatings. We were re-working.
We didn't have more kills than you did.
Yeah, see, that's not how it went down.
That's just not how it went down.
That's just not how it went down.
That's just not how it went down, buddy.
You guys didn't win a round.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's what my monitor turned out.
Left it off just to give you guys a chance.
That's unlucky.
You're welcome.
That'll happen. That'll happen.
13-Zip.
Two control players, see.
Kind of a humbling experience.
Oh yeah.
You could have put two blind pregnant cats in the spots you were in, and you would still have gotten the same scores.
I don't know, but we had a couple of puzzles.
We did. We were kind of moving. We were kind of moving.
I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so.
Letting on me. Letting on me. Letting on me.
Right here somewhere. I'm just going in.
Aristotle.
What's up with what's up with this?
Nice with you.
What was that?
Where'd he go?
I don't know.
Okay, that's one
Dog they open this thing
I'm gonna go ahead player scan enhancing my weapon
Oh my god change what I'm watching give me a second
Don't you guys
Where's again
Seven
We go
I have no idea
We give alcohol. He's probably running for the hands. He's gonna come power. Jack. What are you doing?
You buckle you buckle. No, I don't know. I'm gonna see you came back here. Here blue blue blue blue blue
Hey, they're right right right right right right right right right right three three
At least
Fly up top right
Oh
I'm coming back up coming back speed this
Well, they're fighting in front of me too, bro
Hello, we're going to go in and going
Crack one, you want to see what she was me?
Keep going and going
I'm still crouched!
I'm still crouched!
Dude, you heal, question, you're gonna heal.
I'm here, I'm here.
I'm here.
Hold up.
Wait a second.
I'm trying to live, Jack. Backing up.
Watch out, watch out, I'm gonna be there.
Oh my god!
Oh, they're right here, they're right here.
They're sexy, they're sexy as well, they're sexy.
Oh my god. I'm here.
Oh
Okay
I
Drone pussy
I'm climbing. I'm coming. Yep. I'm gonna climb back side. Oh, and it's good
What is this character what's here? They might play right now. No, I got sniped again
They're gonna eat you know much much
We can fuck all that here anytime. Yeah
No, no, we got this we got this dead but it's brothers. Okay
Where we're poking the ciders up. Yeah, come on one. Let's get out of here. Yeah
What's with so many fucking people fell to you in the hall brother. I'm out
yeah don't attach hold on I gotta buy I'm right he would be my time never gonna
leave you I'm gonna leave you in a race be a race be a race be a speed this you
take out bar you can you can you can sign look you just go forever
keep going yeah you see going forever this fucking character kind of useless
for anything other than just going forever and what directed my
you could uh you could have
just be there. There's just people right here in this building. Come here.
I weak I weak I weak.
okay so all outside. No.
I wish you'd get some luck with that, guys.
I'm good.
Good luck, I'm good.
Bye.
Bye, bye, bye.
I'm good.
Good luck, guys.
I'm good.
I wish you'd get much luck.
Speed dance!
Oh, come on.
Wow.
Let me tell you, that is a very useful tactical.
I'll be running from the guy.
I'll use his speed dance to go, oh my goodness.
Is that guy going slightly faster than usual
in a straight line?
Ow.
It's actually not bad.
How are we going to get him, guys?
He's going slightly faster than usual in a straight line.
I
Mean I was
Slightly faster than usual to trade line and now just confused by what to do
Who
We
I
Guys I think what do you think? I don't I think I'm missing something
Let me have the floor for a day
I think I'm missing a piece of the puzzle because this seems like the most useless fucking character in the game by far
So if anyone can tell me what I'm missing that would be that would great that would be fantastic
Can you can you not tap straight when you're doing when you speed this I I pretty sure you lose all speed and the speed you have already is I
It's like an infinite ammo as you're sliding, so as you're going slightly faster than you
would normally be going, you shouldn't have infinite ammo, but you don't have to reload,
So, infinite ammo? What the fuck, chat?
Gone. Weapon. Podium.
Gone. Weapon. Podium.
Wait, hold up. Apparently you can change directions,
and you get infinite ammo.
So I can just slide around, like in the bumper cars
and sucky cheese, unloading a 400-round minigun.
Can't wait. I don't know if that's the example.
Is that correct?
Or something similar.
You're right.
I
Gave of course in game. That's not my plan
Okay, that was just a metaphor by the way. Yeah, it's a hyperbole. That was a hyperbole
Hyperbole for chance for baby. Yeah, he thinks your money. Hey, okay
Locking it, mr. Peanut right now. I'm lucky. I'm lucky it
Double motion beat, but you get 20 inch up with double motion beat
That's what I'm saying, like I'm pretty sure you can shoot your magazine and then you have enough shit to do.
What are you talking about? You just give him a high-pitched call?
I don't remember it. I remember pizza and tickets for cool prizes.
We all like it, we should be free.
Yeah, you don't remember getting all those cool tickets?
Yeah, I remember getting a ton of cool tickets. I was just taking my shit.
I would have like a million.
There's so many laughy tappies and those gooey hands.
Right, perfect, perfect, perfect.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Yeah.
I'll be back out of Sentinel for the book.
I remember, Chuck E. Cheese had bumper cars.
Bumper cars, mid pizzas, and single dads.
That was the Chuck E. Cheese way.
He's close.
The Chuck E. Cheese way.
Single dads, welcome.
Single dads, always welcome.
It was basically a monohull.
There's Logan.
Single dads.
We got your back.
Come take your annoying kids here while your wife runs off in Filipeo.
Shut the fuck up.
Filipeo.
Hurt your Jitsu instructor.
Hurt your Jitsu instructor.
Hurt your Jitsu instructor.
Hurt your Jitsu instructor.
Perfect, thank you.
perfect thank you yes what thank you thank you thank you thank you watch heart
soon oh that too
whoa what does your fortune say what that's cool it's class
oh your luck will be very good this year
oh it says you will win this round despite having two
morons on your team
He will throw the disc and go two miles an hour.
He will throw the disc and go like D faster than the straight line.
Watch, I'm so you look. We got a massive upgrade here.
Now I'm going to go slightly faster.
There's some keyboard shits and nerd shit.
Hold on, hold on. You can actually just kind of turn.
I think this is a controller character.
You can do it again, because if you can turn while keeping speed without tap-straping,
that's something a controller can do over a PC that can already do it.
And then also, if you're slide-moving while shooting, you would need amateurs or something
like that.
I think this is a controller plan.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Dig about it, dig about it.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
I
So had to be load while sliding
Oh
I want what speed dance go fuck I hit a ball
She went left I don't know what
Portia
Speed dance
Right to the can package I got there half a second faster than I would have
I'm not gonna lie to you, it's fun, no it's a fun character, I'm judging it based off
whether I choose my main character over her, which honestly if you think about it no new
legend would ever stand up to that challenge. So I'm a little biased. I'm a little biased.
I'm a little biased. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. But also she's fucking stupid.
That's perfect. Octane is like fucking cracked, dude.
Yeah, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Exactly, exactly.
She wore mouse airbender bullshit. Yeah, airbender. The last, yeah, the last airbender.
All right, we need, I'm gonna go ahead and play your scan real quick.
Get a voice. Let's see where everybody's at.
see the double jump doesn't exist either, see you can double jump, but at each
speeds you can do the sides of two jumps in one jump.
Where?
I hear right here.
Oh, I'm far from here.
I'll go.
You go boys.
Damn, I'm asking this thing.
One broke.
Tank drone pussy!
You're not caring about me.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
That'll hold you dead, hold you dead, hold you dead.
We can do it here.
No!
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Come on, D, come on, D.
Oh, lost.
No, no, no, you're him.
Him.
Don't be.
You're right, you're right.
Oh my god.
Yo, we kind of did die right there.
Yo, that was huge.
Don't tell me to stick to your batteries.
You'll be one soon.
Oh, damn.
We're doing pretty good game
What's it called over flow? Yeah good shit good shit boys over flow
No, okay peanut you won't overflow man. I don't know if we played with this shit. I already got all the flow minds
Okay shit my bad
That was on me. I'm faster than you cuz my speed nests was he not telling you if you can see how
You have to you do you simply have to put it in their mouth from lunch
Oh, no, no, no, no!
Oh, no, T!
Take that drone, bitch!
And then another T behind the wall.
Watch it, T, literally.
I just wanna say!
What the...
We gotta go inside.
We gotta...
Don't die!
Don't die, don't die!
Oh my god.
We're dead, we're dead.
We gotta speed this down here.
Come here, come here, come here!
Oh!
Fuck!
Cheat this!
Oh shit, shit, shit!
Oh my god!
Oh, no!
They're gonna play Chimney!
They're gonna play Chimney!
Alright, press E1, press E1!
Don't, don't, don't!
Don't go out there, don't go out there, don't go out there.
Come back, come back, come back, come back, come back.
We're safe here, we gotta let these guys fight each other, come here.
Okay, he died.
Oh my god, I got hit in the face with the grenade.
Uh-oh, jeez, you're right.
Just show, just show, just show.
I ain't light ammo.
Am I on the right?
Yeah.
Watch it, watch it, watch it.
I
Can't play with you man. I did so much damage
Keep doing speed this low key. Yeah. Yeah, that's our say yeah, we trickle we trickle the superior isn't that oh
I'm on my room. I room control
Other team coming up in the south
Oh my god, I didn't shoot the gun. Come in come in come in come in come in. Yeah, you do a bunch
That's why I said we shouldn't leave left our little fucking room
Leave me stay in the leaves
I was suggesting the same thing.
What are the same thing about?
Let me see what's going on here. Let me see what's going on here.
Okay, lover. Not looking good, bud.
Not looking good.
You have 600 damage.
You have 600 damage.
I have twice your damage.
I have twice your damage.
I mean, I can sit there and pass the sniper all day,
but when it comes to three points in the match and turn the tide...
I have four, Jamie. You have to win.
I have four, Jim.
No, no, because if we're fighting and I gotta hear,
SPEEDDISK!
One more time!
Right?
One more fucking lag!
I did it to keep the little Giggle Push for 30 seconds!
Huh?
You're not lost!
You're not lost!
You are not lost!
You're playing a character you hate!
You're saying speeddisk?
You don't even know what it fucking does!
Let me tell you what's going on.
You guys used to be your controller guys that are
ass diarrhea.
Now that I'm here, we had to play with DC guys.
Actually, you played the game for missile.
That's the houseworks.
Right.
Fijo.
Don't say mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm
Guys should I just go drop this character?
Yes please, just go fuck that character.
No, one more drop. Pull out the pad, Octane!
No, I'm doing the speed dance, I'm doing the speed dance.
I played like 3-4 games and I was off.
Horrible.
Watch, click on Hal. Hal's not playing her. D.
Nobody's playing this fucking chick.
I'll burley Lee's not playing her. Yeah, I'll burley Lee bro
Yeah, this apex director is insane. Holy shit
Chad don't even look yeah, I see guys
I think we lose one more we do some cute affirmations
We do a round of team affirmations to get the morale of the team up the determination of the team up and the volition of the team up
You're talking about
Now let me tell you what's gonna go what's gonna happen
You guys can be out there play it and bop bop boot now all the time
I'm gonna be speed this can y'all the whole time
Watch out for watch up. What are you gonna say? Hold up guys?
Wait, I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die wait wait wait. You would use the situation going slightly faster
She's not bad
Hold up, I would have died right there if I didn't go slightly faster in a straight line
Thank God we got Peta off the team David our lives. That's you can say this is the verbatim the words of the good buddy about
That was an insane name. I'll see that. I was a name. I pretended
I'm not gonna be that way all out
Right here. No, no, I've been no I've been no I've been
That does that mean we're not going there
is this game extremely quiet and someone's extremely on another side like
it's quiet shit right now and the end of the loudest shit right you have an
adjustment okay nobody I think we're free free
wait no one go here now these are my eyes I'm gonna yeah I'm gonna go here
I
Think my weapon
Weapon enhance all there's a predator over there to the south. Oh, that's just rack
We're good
I got a little scared in there.
We're good, we're good.
We're good.
Do you have bins over there? Is there heavy bin or anything?
Yeah, heavy bin, shotgun bin, leaven.
Oh my god, okay.
I'm going that way.
Speed disc!
Hold up, I haven't used one yet, bud.
Speed dance! Oh my god this is really good. Holy shit, football. Check me out, I'm going slightly faster.
Nice, nice.
Wow, that was sensational. That was sensational.
Yeah, this is the last game that he's on this game.
We'll see you on High Day, buddy.
And there are plenty worse characters in this character, okay? What about Bat Lady?
Go Bat! Alright?
Who's that?
Nothing. Bat Lady?
She's not terrible.
What's your name?
Bat Lady.
Bat Lady.
Who's that?
Bat Lady.
Bat Lady is fucking horrible, you're right.
She two tapped you out of the sky.
Three in.
Oh, he wasn't with us then.
I'm pretty sure her slide is already just fast. So like the disc doesn't do anything. I have a question. Can you go here real quick?
Put lover. I have a question. Can you put lover around?
Put lover in round put lover in bound. I want you to test something for me. Okay, sure
All right, I'm gonna slide to that bin from here. Okay two times ready ready
Okay, that's we slide more than us. Yeah now I'm gonna slide again, but with a whole tactical ability
Shoot your cock.
But if the fourth shot while sliding comes straight from inventory instead of magazine, oh my god, that's...
That's like you just had a red, man.
That's kind of crazy, actually.
I think so too.
That's probably the best part about it.
Oh, the resin went on you.
Where?
Right there, right there, on the other side.
Speed this!
I'm not touching enough to beat Goss Gapin.
Then she is what kind of digit pussy.
You would have got away with it if I didn't have my speed disk.
Should we now use them down?
Kill them, kill them.
Got one, got one.
Holy shit, she hit the speed disk.
No, she said she's gone forever.
Ernie, don't hit it.
If he f**king f**king you.
Oh
Yeah, it's a whole team you probably want to come on us
Hey guys
Oh good
Let's help you go to the rock below when they are
You're both cute I'm gonna have to watch like this is gonna queue up
They're inside inside inside now here. I don't think you're gonna have to come up
Crack the fuck out of one bear the right over to two two to all my danger
I
Was cracked another one
They're probably gonna queue up
What is to me what they got? Oh shit? They're coming up. They're coming up right here. This is what oh
You know the mother for those right yonder I got pooped never mind
I just don't know where the portal goes yeah
Remain positive you got this boss
Don't worry if there's someone within 40 feet, I'm on it. Okay. They're done. They're done.
We should push it back
Yeah, they're cute here
Where'd you go?
Where'd they go?
I've got to be a premise
Back one
I'm gonna kill this to fix this animal real big
I
Think what's it a left you go? We say you
Left you guys push it up again
Yeah, we're kind of we're kind of inched up on a bounce idea with you. Oh, we do got speeders in the road watch out
That's where we're best. It's where we're best take drone bitch
Take ground pussy
Oh shit, I got the one place. Wait. No, no, I missed it. So much
Dammit
Watch out, watch out, watch out from mine from mine. Oh god. Oh my god. I answered I'd
I
Think there's like five teams here
Oh my god, there is look at that. Oh my goodness graces
You both I'm looking for there's a crafter over there
Swimming bunker
Cave maybe yeah cave and like cut around or cut left. No, maybe left. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
John what
might be cave for speed though if you guys want to quit if you want to wait we
I give back in balloon. I don't even know it. Oh, yeah
Wait, you're you're you're you're way, okay?
You know you get little attention sometimes baby
She back in the game
That's that's
of
Oh
Holy shit, they're an ass
Trash so much
Oh my goodness guys I
Not a lobby that's a lobby. What the lobby?
Yeah, they were sick team affirmations. No, no David said team affirmations. You never made
your affirmations
Okay, never made you ever made you ever made
So I go first I
I like the way Mr. Footlover, you have an excellent ultimate ability to get your
team out of a dangerous situation so that no one gets hurt and you use it to
leave us to die. Now you Mr. Footlover. Sure. I love it how you burn peanut have
said speed this 500 times in two games. I love that. All right.
Yeah. Prack. You guys got each other. So I just I love
myself. You got a lot of love yourself. Do you know what I
mean? Love yourself. Because if nobody else does love love you
exactly. Definitely. Know what else does. Yeah. Hold on.
Because when nobody else does right yeah, but yeah, love yourself
You guys gonna start trying soon or we just gonna
What?
As foot lover as foot lover he gets your boy man as foot lover. What are we to do?
I'm learning a whole new character. It's like playing apex from day one
Are you learning her though, or are you just screaming speed right?
Right, I'm a little bit here little bit. Yeah, look at the 50
Not as much judge it takes it takes some time. I
Would like to know hold up before we go in here mind you mind if I read my drone ability because I
Right now the description is my head is go 40 feet and explode on no one
Okay, so let me see what the actual description is
Deploy an enemy seeking drone that displaces target on impact see that's the problem. I think it's lying to me
It says enemy seeking drone right but that enemy has to be literally in my asshole for it to seek up
I mean that's kind of where I'm getting confused. That's what I'm getting confused. Have you guys use this layer yet?
Well, wait, what if we go to practice button quick?
No
You practice
I
Want to throw the drone and timer to see what's going on. I'm going to the bathroom. Here we let's see what's going on
Come on, let's see what's going on with the drama on
I
Wait, how do I get my drone? Oh, I got it. Oh, he drank. How do I turn the thing on where we make us shoot each other?
Hold start and then go to customize range 25 on
We got it right now stand right there I throw this at you
Nice how inconvenient was that for you?
No, it does get pretty inconvenient.
Was that a nuisance?
Is that my ultimate ability?
Yeah, but if you're like in a bubble, it hits.
Let me list some other ultimate abilities for you.
Gibraltar, raining down nuclear bombs from the heavens.
Okay, so from nuisance to raining down nuclear bombs from the heavens.
What, where are we at?
one and ten. Yeah, no, I'm picking up where you're putting down 100%. Let me start from this far.
If we were to fight right here, let's see if it would get you, okay? Okay.
Okay, all right. Okay, now what I want you to do is I want you to try to dodge this one. Okay,
dodge this one. Okay, all right. Okay, do not get hit by this.
Can you get hit by this you died real life in the game? Okay. All right. Here we go. All right. Here we go
No, not with a bubble you dick. No, it goes through it. Okay. All right, fine. Are you gonna hit by this?
You have to send me feet pincers, okay? Okay, okay, okay
Okay, we're gonna wait oh my god, these are still in the fucking range
This is fucking bullshit
Are we still in the range?
Doesn't explode through the ball. Oh, yeah, I don't use the ball there. Don't use the ball there. Don't use the ball there.
Use someone else. Use someone else.
I want you to try to not get hit by this. Either of you, okay?
If you buy this, you have to send me feet fixes. Here we go. Here we go. Ready? Three, two, one, go.
I'm gonna get you. I'm gonna get you. You better get away. You better get away.
Why am I just down?
He's gonna face you, man. He's gonna use his.
No, no, no, I promise I won't. I promise I won't.
Yeah, I can't run that wait. Give me up, bro
Just just give up you insurances one
Well, how do you give up?
I don't know if this I don't know I
Don't know if this is a good old. All right now. You're gonna try you're gonna try
I want you to knock it in by this drone. Okay, mr. Burns. Maybe these oh, yeah, yeah
All right, okay, don't get it. Don't get it
No, we're gonna get you. We're gonna get you.
Here we go. Here we go.
Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
Goddamn.
Yeah, but that lost you real high?
It's definitely good if you hit it.
Oh, you just can't hit it.
Does your character like that high?
Yeah, but like in a fight, if you pop someone up like that,
I feel like it's...
Nothing gonna change it.
Oh, yeah, wait.
P.S. is on paid.
What, what?
See what I mean? See what I mean?
See what I mean? See what I mean?
Wait, guys? All right? We're yet.
Wait in front of you.
I
Why can I
We love the whole level you try shooting you with a paper in the mouth
I don't want
Oh, are you still are you still playing her you are huh?
I
Gg gg kid that was good bruh
What are her upgrades I hope cares man, she's kind of she's kind of ass. I can't lie
Like she she's cool in some ways, but I don't know if anybody I mean
I don't like her
Cinco day drink, oh, I know but yeah, you know how I get man
You give me out the fucking 15 hour stream drinking alcohol. You're not gonna see me
You know you ain't you don't know see me
You know say see and oh, you know see me. You know see
You know see me
You know tomorrow tomorrow I wake up and wake up I go back to bed. Okay
you want to see me tomorrow cuz I want to see me tomorrow but you know say I
don't say you know say you know say you know see it though
This is your champion
I'm the job master so first runs on you
Got my Bindi right on it. I want to change my name to something cool like yours
Toe lover how about that
far elbows over there you go fucking ball eaters what you guys are not getting
child
Oh
The team rather team rather team
These guys are dead. He's got the house on the whole team. All right once it was it had to be oh
My god
I got so much damage on right now.
Nick!
Okay, coming.
We'll come down this way to watch out.
That's another team, that's another team.
I've got like no ammo.
I'm gonna drag you guys over.
In, in, in, in, in, in, in, in.
I know the light mid-thing.
Okay.
Brand new team, drag in here if you can.
In here.
Close door here.
Enhance my weapon!
Don't worry about me, my weapon is in hands and hands, let's leave him alone.
Two take-o's, two take-o's!
Two take-o's over yonder!
Come back.
Wings up.
Speak, bitch!
Under me, maybe?
Tell me.
One down, one down!
Nice, mate.
Oh, there's one here, there's one here!
Okay, ground, bitch!
One here, one here.
Nice drone, nice drone, yeah.
I closed the door!
Oh, yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and die without doing anything.
Come on, come on, come on.
You saw me?
I'm good up here.
Hey, you doing fine?
I'm up, I'm up, I'm up, I'm up.
Trying, trying, trying.
Hit VX.
Octane was there, he was like half health.
Got you, buddy, good punch.
Play together, play together.
Play together, play together.
Yeah.
Thanks
Octane was there he was like half-health
That's much much the rest of you guys play together play together. Yeah, they're playing together as a team
Remember I'm ready. Where do you think you bought?
Okay, okay, you're not too shabby not too shabby. Okay. It's a lot of teams right there man
Jumping jumping
Optics here mid-range
I
So that's a duo by the way
We're available
That's my speed.
I'm going to wait here.
Speed this!
Brother, speed this!
They run? They run?
They have way, they have way.
I'm going to cut out people once because they got speed this.
Take the speed, take the speed.
Take the speed.
Get the piss, this.
I'm hitting speed disk. He's panicking left.
Speed disk!
I don't really understand what you got up here.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Can I look in there?
Quick!
Slide off!
Slide off!
You're a ninja!
AP!
AP!
You're still my kill!
I did it!
Only a couple more minutes, I would have had that guy!
You were struggling a little bit.
I saw that.
I
Don't know what oh
Someone's got speed this out there guys watch out. I can pass by you see in them. Oh
My god, that's a good name. I don't know where that was I think that was her
You fucking trolling.
You're such a troll, I'll take her.
He did.
Back up and again, chick, because I got to speed this.
He did.
He did.
Double speed this.
Double speed this.
I'll let you see what.
Second one.
He's speed-desting up.
We'll never catch him.
Oh my god, look at that guy!
He did it!
He did it!
He did it!
Straight at him!
That looked insane!
He did it!
You're cute.
I'm out there with you.
Oh no!
I got one!
Nice!
I'm going to all here in a second.
Yep.
You can buy me!
You can buy me!
You can buy me!
You can buy me!
You can buy me!
You can buy me!
You can buy me!
You can buy me!
I don't see him. Speed dig!
He's gonna die. Oh my god. He's gonna go die.
Speed dig!
Speed up!
Behind you! Behind you! Behind you! Behind you! Behind you! Behind you! Behind you! Behind
you!
Two of them!
They're drawn, Pussy!
We have to go help them.
Stand back! I got this!
Why do you shoot me?
No, I don't have this.
I got your guy, your guy!
I got him, Pussy.
They're gonna go kill you.
Oh, I don't have this I got your guy. You're gonna be these
Why we got no fucking fans man!
Oh my god dude.
There you are.
Thank you good journey.
Oh my god.
Holy shit.
Never mind, I've changed my mind.
This is the best game during the game.
Best is fucked, boyyyyyyyy.
I missed.
He hemlocking?
I have all 12% there.
Who do you got, Mons?
I got all 12%.
I think my Bungalow is the right.
I think the drone actually might not be Diarrhea's Syphilis AIDS.
I think that like knowing that they're going to come down in a straight line kind of allows you to really give them give them some good shot. I mean.
Oh, I need to lie down with bad boys. I've 60.
The power boost for more speed is we hold on the world.
I took it. I took it. I took it. I think you should have a bit of speed.
I took it.
This is not a character move shot at all.
This is the first character move shot at all.
There he goes!
We should have a 3-3 error.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, two, just two, just two, only two.
Lane on their head.
Yep, yep, yep.
Got spots, got spots!
Oh, fuck, I fell off.
I fell off.
I fell off.
I fell off.
I fell off.
I fell off.
I fell off.
I fell off.
I fell off.
I fell off.
Oh
Why didn't see the 90 caustic traps before we hit it yeah, that was yeah
Breaked up let's go
Let's go guys wait what if instead of landing where we die immediately and we
have no chance of survival we can't somewhere else yeah it's a good strat
if there's not a hundred cost maybe did anybody see the cost girls coming in
We just did
Yeah, did you see the cost of barrels
What no wait
No, wait, no, wait, no, yeah, nice
Well, yeah, but I wasn't really
Your job
Yeah, I thought that it was 2v3, you know?
I'm just hanging around.
I'm speeddisc-ing about.
My plan was to get up there and speeddisc-ing about the room.
That was my plan.
All fairies thought it was a bold move, but you had to punch right.
No, that's a real strategy.
It was about the values we land on them. They're stunned. We kill but they had 26 classic traps
That is true. That is true. That is true. That is true
Yeah, we didn't say I didn't see that he was planning his speed this I was ready by see this trap
Yeah, I was but I was planning to speed this up. I
Honestly, I think all in all it weakened like it's easy to blame
Mr. Merck's
But that's only because it was just all I mean
I mean, we really searched for him.
Did you make that one?
I think we gotta take a look at the tape
and see that everybody would have helped.
But don't want to be me.
Perfect.
I can't wait for quiet meditation in like 30 seconds
when the game just changes volume.
I'll start shooting. I'll be back in a second.
That's good, that's good.
Holy shit.
There we go.
I didn't see the damage right there. I
Didn't see the damage right there, but I think it was looking all right, baby. No sentinel
Maybe the repeater though or tea take
Or we just keep spamming hemlock. I don't know
I'm getting a little hungry bro. I kind of want some McDonald's or something some nasty Taco Bell, baby taco smell
several
We thinking little crunch trap supreme
We probably shouldn't though you just ordered McDonald's fuck
Fuck was it good. Are you smack it right now?
Take a big bite for me. I can really big one
They just let it just slosh around your mouth a little bit. Fuck. Yeah
That cheeseburger goodness
No no pause no pause no pause
Get clean food big man. I know but it takes time. All right, let me tell you this got lesbians catching the dumb
It's time to catch the first place let's do it. Yeah got third first place
Time to die to win.
Speed disc!
Speed disc!
Stupid fucking game.
Let's go baby.
Let's go speed disc, right?
Sanding it. Sanding it.
Sanding it out!
Where's the light been at?
All right here.
Special teams.
Special players.
they're challenge for it be better be great scroll wheel oh my god thank you
I'll have a bullets wait on you wait on your way I'm gonna fight I'm gonna fight
I'm so bad I'm so trash revival guard oh guard no one touch it ice
Take that, bitch!
Shit, guys.
Shit, bitch.
We will cook it down.
We'll cook it down.
We're on that- that fire time.
Did I run?
JIT?
That fire time, JIT?
That ass!
I'm putting on the dead homies.
Which there are several.
Oh, gang violence.
Me and my homies love.
Oh my god, I'm gonna take that right now.
Oh, he's watching, he's watching, he's watching.
Don't laugh, don't laugh.
Oh my god, it's the crazy groan of really goodness.
I broke it.
Oh
I know you can do that
Oh my god, someone is speeddisc you over there. We're done
It's done. We're done for guys. It's over. It's got the super sweet. Give up
Oh, shit
Oh, yeah
have to get crazy bonds
incoming on the store
crack one
half left track a whole team bro
it ain't great
aww fuck aww
see ya dude
I'm seeking out behind him I'm coming to the beer
I can do it right here
come to the beer
Oh my god, it didn't work
What's the budget budget take your own page this one with this one
Plus on me
Dead nice good work team
That was way too easy, that was way too good, let's go baby, we're pretty good guys, we're
pretty good.
Power boost.
Mini men, mini men, mini men, mini men, come on me, mini men, mini men, mini men, mini
men, mini men, mini men, it's one of the remakes, oh okay, oh okay.
I think Michael Jackson dubbed it
You guys
Good job, team.
I dropped a 3C battery right here.
Oh, I'm horny. It would still be... Oh, horny.
Oh, my God.
Oh, fucking horny.
Oh, yeah.
No. No, no. Not in the middle of battle.
Not in the middle of battle with all these guys.
I'm just fucking horny.
Oh, not in the middle of...
Battle with all these men.
These crows.
Shooting us in the face.
Oh, my God.
Put them on the ground and finish them off.
Okay, well, is there Viagra in you so we do today or we just a little warning on the Tuesday
I think we're warning on Tuesday. I shoot with the face till he's down to use your finisher on him
Not the finisher. He's an apex pro
I got your ass, bitch. I got your ass.
I'm more of a support role. I'm more of a support role. I'm more of a support role.
Oh, that's it. Wait, I got your ass bitch. I got your ass
You know, I'm more of a support role. I got your ass. The old man's got you
I got you, bro. We were we were farming it you call you know, I was fine with you
You know, you know, you know, you were so speed this four times
It's not fair like 90 you pop to see Alex and goes fucking crazy come on
Fire back, fire back, fire back!
With the wind up!
With the...
With the...
With the...
With the...
With the...
With the...
With the...
Speed this!
That's right...
Letting go, letting go!
Speed this is cute is cute take road, bitch
I blow their drone body anyone body anyone
Beat this oh
Shit it puts me up
That's got him okay
Just doing my part just doing my part
We do all they will be landed on let me where we landed on well, there's a guy up there
He shoots it I said that I blew that blue
Oh shit
So
I'm getting a
You shot the back
They shot the back hard. Oh
He's doing where we can't notice me. It's good. I know I know I'm good
I'm salute, please please give me
We're right there
Didn't hit. We're fighting
Where?
Body, body, body, body, body!
Nice, nice
Oh, where are we? Where are we?
I'm with you, I'm with you, I'm with you
There's no help, man
Oh, we got him, oh, we got him
We're behind the box, we're behind the box, PJ
There's a white... Nice
What?
We win these, where?
There
Nice
Oh my god, record that extra map that time later
Do I get to oh my god, we guys I really need my speed this to use the thing
No, it's your passive I'm pretty sure
It's a passive
We win
You have ult?
You have ult?
Or not?
No
I
Rate poor yeah, that's the one that was running
How do you guys get there so fast
Wait what?
I'm at him.
I'll watch you in the mirror.
Guys, I'm not near you. I'm not near you.
I'm coming boys. I'm coming.
I'm stuck.
Take me.
One, watch me.
I'm coming in the mirror. I'm coming in the mirror.
Speed dance crew.
Got him.
I got him. I got him. I got him.
Come on, come on, come on.
No dude, I got you.
Put that.
Wait in that.
There's it, there's it, there's it.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Put it up, put it up.
I'll dance around it.
Okay.
You put up for your city.
That was stinky, that was sweet, that was sweet, that was sweet.
Oh my goodness, put it up, put it up.
Found it pop pop pop
327 role-playing points
Yes, you guys it okay that man's that was okay, okay, we're about to be in plan when we go to plan
We're planning to go out of the lobby you're gonna have to lobby what it's just to do a bit to recent, okay?
You're talking about yeah
We need to make the reason
Okay
Okay, okay. Yeah. Whoo. Whoo. Give this out. Give this out
Get this out now boys. Get this out now. Yeah, I'll be the zone. Yes. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah
Pffft... phew!
We are on my way!
PONDA!
We are on my way!
We are the one and only!
Don't let go, don't let go, don't let go!
BAMIRA!
BAMIRA!
you
you
you
you
you
You
Hey!
They're just away!
Hey!
So long!
So good!
Oh! Oh!
Big pause!
I
When it's so good
Right we need a jam session I got a couple let me know when love takes over featuring Kelly Rowland
What do you say?
We love Hates Over featuring Kelly Rowland.
I know this song.
It's behind the fucking grave.
Yes, yes.
What do we do?
What do we do?
Cry for you?
September.
Who's going to cry for you?
You never see me again.
Wait, are you from a dance session?
Yes.
We need one.
Mr. Birx, your songs are the most booty ass I've ever heard.
What?
He just came out two bangers.
No, no, no one's ever heard of either of those songs.
Let me tell you another one.
Let me tell you another one.
Huh
Secret in water you're gonna stay on theme. Oh, yeah, sorry
I'm down drag put us on a fucking espinoe banger right now
As
It's a hotel, hotel, holiday inn!
Coupon and all, $250 a night!
Isn't that not that expensive in a hotel?
I feel like Pitbull is like a billionaire, isn't he?
It's like, what's the fuck's he doing right now?
What's he doing stay at the hotel holiday inn?
Hey, what's he doing?
When you stay at like...
Wait, what's a...
What's that rich people hotel that all the rappers
think about?
You gotta ask Nick.
I don't know.
What's a good hotel?
What's a rich, rich, yeah, rich Carlton.
That's what a rich Carlton.
I'm sobbing at the rich Carlton.
What's so different about the rich Carlton at a holiday?
Is it like, do they like bring you like more food and shit?
Well, no.
This is the nicer room, nicer bed, comfy pillows,
good room surface, you know?
I feel like all hotels have comfy beds
and comfy pillows and nice rooms.
Absolutely not.
No.
I mean, I mean, I'm like, I'm like just dead.
The rundown like Motel 6 obviously. I mean you're gonna get some lower quality stuff
But we would talk about just general hotels. They're all kind of the same. They're all comfy. They're all nice
I'll see you got a little balcony some time
Tom out. Oh, there's different that problem
I don't think there is I think it goes shitty hotel and then it goes mid hotel and then I think the rich hotels
I'm just gonna be like a slightly bigger square foot room
Okay
mm-hmm mm-hmm mm-hmm okay yeah I'm telling you I'm telling you
sure it is yeah all right oh we got private chef
the rich Carlton has the best strawberries on the west coast
I want you to actually fuck yourself.
Fuck you buddy, fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you with the strawberry.
Fuck you.
I'll lose Carlton.
Fuck you.
Hey, Drac, you would know.
Don't act like you wouldn't fucking know.
No, man, when we went to Vegas and I stayed on my holds.
No, no, no, no, no, you know.
Man, I definitely fucking know.
No, I know the difference.
I know the difference.
Oh
Ambience oh the ambience apparently better. I'll be honest so better music better music
Oh, you know what I guarantee
Harvard has like a dolphin fountain or something 100% 100%
I mean those are cool those are cool. I'll give them that I give that
We're a power grid.
If you want to go fight power grid.
Yeah, I'm a power grid.
Let's go kill him.
Leveled up.
Upgrade sounds pretty good right about now.
What is better, ambience, chillies, or rids?
Carlton.
That's a neck and neck situation.
Oh my goodness.
Chillies, ambience is unmatched.
There's time.
Oh, they're reviving! They're reviving! Speed this!
Speed down speed out
She left
One one one one one one
I just got here. I just got here. Okay. There's two of them up here
That one that one nice
Make four games.
That's hilarious.
Oh, my gosh.
One right, one right.
No, she's gone.
No, she's not.
That's not her.
OK, hold on that guy, though.
Oh, two left, two left.
Oh, fuck, she's gone.
Charging up a shield.
Other line.
Hold on that guy.
OK, hold on.
She's going to play up.
I'm going to play up.
Slide up.
Be careful.
Oh, fuck.
Oh
Much much. I want to keep you get in there
Take this pussy
Oh my god gold devotes that we're taking I'm good as we're taking I see with how you play it's not like the worst oh
My what if I use it with my slide and have a little bit of a something
You're thinking, you're thinking, you're thinking, you're fucking doing it every-
I'm pondering.
He's cooking.
I need an R99.
That's what I need.
That with infinite ammo?
Wait, what gun in the game would be the best with infinite ammo?
Yeah, probably R99.
R99?
Probably a wingman.
Let's just rest on us.
Let's kill him!
Speed this shit!
Let's kill him
In here in here in here on the back side back side back side weak
Nice
I'm walking, I'm walking, I'm walking for you.
What about you, what about you, I got you?
I don't know, I don't know.
Okay, Jack, are you scared?
Yeah.
I'm coming to my shield.
I'll block him, I'll block him.
Nice!
Oh my god, you won!
Good work!
I win those, I win those, I win those, I win those!
I'll get him. I'll get him. I'll get him.
He's watching. He's watching.
Holy shit.
You didn't say anything. You didn't say anything.
Good work, team.
Shit, boys.
Good work.
We're good, man. We're doing good. Let's go.
Go back to back right here.
We're doing pretty good.
I think we being the 2-meter has really helped out the team more than you could possibly go.
We'll see you.
No, let me get some goopy, let me see what we got today.
Like you do.
Like you do, like you do.
About 12 bats in the ground.
It's R9 dude, you get it?
Yeah, go to R9.
I'm going to play a scan.
Alright.
Okay.
I'm going to play a scan.
Okay, go to J.
Okay, grab fuck that we go kill this way. Yeah, I completely agree
There's any more and you didn't
Well, what do you know for heavy and line come this way come this way. Yeah, he's like speed this
Jesus
What's wrong with you?
Yeah, the rest of you run outside of the estates.
What's the game player saying?
It takes us down nice and easy, Commander.
No, I don't care.
Okay, Turbine.
It's fucking lit as a little bit.
Yeah, they'll pile up.
Let's go get him, boys.
We can play peeking from here.
Joe, who's a bonkin?
No, fuck, I went the other way.
Fuck it, yeah, okay.
Fuck I went on the way.
Fuck yeah, okay.
Mm-hmm.
I'm gonna hold it, hold it.
Me, dude!
Nice, nice.
I see him.
Give me another one, give me another one, give me another one.
Oh, we're on the move down, bud.
We're on the move down.
Another one, another one, another one.
I have another one.
Another one right now.
I don't have one, watch out!
I don't have another one.
Ah, damn it.
Oh, guys, I need you to look at the head
Take my weapon!
What if... I'm five-balled.
I remember.
Running, running, running.
Kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick.
Yes, look at this one.
Oh, yeah.
Speed, man!
Flash, flash, flash, behind box.
Fall back, fall back.
Watch this, boys.
Speed, man!
It's pretty weak, P.
We're there.
Wait, wait, wait, what?
WHAT!?
That unlimited ammo shift is a fucking scam!
Aw, you're gonna die.
I GOT SCAMMED, I GOT SCAMMED!
Get him!
I'm lulululu
I'm lulululu
Good
Fuck
Come back, come back, come back
We can crowd a side
I got scared by the unlimited reload day
There they're gonna send us in the building
Yeah, they're there the rock we should go to the right though. I'm ready to do to go, right?
I
fuck
I should've just got the US
I didn't think I could swung low from 2
I thought they'd be up on height, you know?
I got swung and hit like 120 before I flew up
Well...
Okay!
That was a play
You know, Pete?
Like, I know you probably feel really bad right now because you threw the entire fucking
game for your team.
You jumped in like an idiot, didn't do much, just died, got fucking clipped.
But listen to me explain.
But listen, man, I love the aggression out of you.
And I want you to play like that all the time.
So I'm aware that that's going to happen.
That'll happen, right?
Yeah.
So keep it up, man. Keep it up.
It's supposed to give you unlimited ammo while I'm sliding and it just didn't.
No, it's not unlimited ammo. So you shoot your first mag?
No, it is unlimited ammo.
It's not. You shoot your first mag and it comes from your inventory, but then you have another mag
from your actual gun. So it's too mag.
I thought it was just all from- no, no, the exact description is that the bullets come from your inventory and not your mag.
the whole time as you're sliding but you stop sliding I was decided I don't think
you should like like forever I don't think you're saying that's what it says
it says when you're sliding it uses bullets from the inventory and not your
mag I was sliding and it took it for my mag I gotta see the clip you were
slide the whole time outside the whole time and you're going around ammo yes
so it's only right out of ammo yeah it's gonna use the mag but not the mag that
you have in your gun it's just a mag from your inventory that makes sense
No
I die oh
Why is it not L star here? What happened? Oh that bitch? There's no way he just did that to me
I'm not to go super stayed on these
Come on
About to go crazy on these fools
Watch and learn boys. It's a long ball good track. It's good, right? Yeah, it's not bad
Why is everybody's shooting me?
Come in come in come inside come inside
This this server's laggy
Yeah, so it's terrible. Let's go. Oh my goodness. Oh, what's that? What's that?
I'm healing. Jack, have you sucked me up with your green tentacle again? Yep. You can
get your... Oh, there's a guy! There's a guy!
oh my god he's stuck up on me
I
Think I should be the jump leader. I think we're jumping in the wrong spot
I
Know we need to drop we need to jump more aggressive. We're jumping to we're jamming. Don't talk to me
I'm gonna be
Well, I thought we were gonna jam together mr. Birds. No because you don't like any of my music you you you cut me deeply
You cut me very good, but that's only cuz your music is garbage in
Awesome hot sauce it's hot sauce everyone's jamming over here, bro. You're just being a fucking hater
This is the same three songs all day. Oh, yeah, I'll jam with you boss. Oh, yeah, you don't want to jam
The pick a jam what song are you listening to?
Pick a jam.
I'll listen to your garbage song.
What is it?
No.
Hot Sauce Lyric.
The fuck is that?
Did you listen to Hot Sauce Lyric?
No, no.
Oh, god.
Is this it?
The wafer drive come back and look jammed together.
Maybe lots of hot sauce.
I don't know what that is.
Good luck.
You said hot sauce.
This is something to listen to.
I was using it to describe how awesome my music is.
I can talk you listen to.
Okay.
What's hot sauce?
Oh god.
Alright.
You like it?
I might have been wrong, Mr. Bricks. You got some taste.
Okay.
Is that just a raw pick one?
Are you guys em yet?
No, he's fucking bullshitting.
bullshit well hold up now hold up wait a minute hold up wait a minute
there's no way this guy just looked up hot sauce and this song is fucking banging
drag I said I have a song it's hot fuego hot sauce and he typed in hot sauce and
just fucking playing it I don't know what he's list I have no idea
What are you?
One bad bunny mix it's so
Everybody
That's what I'm saying.
We don't get tired.
We don't get tired.
We don't get tired.
You have some days.
That was good.
That was good.
Oh yeah.
We think it's down nice and easy, boys.
apps right yonder time to lock in time to lock in light bin activate light
was such an activate yeah I'm gonna get some scene
big game all the way to the game no no no no no fucking off all the rushes engage
systems domino full-boner get in the surprise
I
Fuck it. I have a p-gate. I'm coming
And then head to my weapon
My door
Can you come from 60 in the rings close by
Careful over there
On stairs
Probably under, huh?
Yeah, I'm fine.
Got him!
Oh yeah, power boost for more speed discs. Speed discs!
What's below? What's below?
I'm on your right, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, move up.
Show me here.
Come on.
I'm gonna push the peanut.
Okay.
I'm behind this wall.
Wait, watch out, watch out, watch out, watch out!
Oh, he killed himself! What an idiot!
Array!
I'm assed.
Well, that's not good for my health.
Back to our drag, back to our drag!
Dude, holy lad!
Nice.
Oh, he's nice.
Ah, this run.
that's my bad I went from the front I know they'll be upstairs again
the guy was from right originally but yeah guys I'm not gonna lie to you I need
the only guy that didn't get a kill no no no that was not gonna happen
you got 50 damage I know exactly what to do mode up the hot dogs
What is this hot sauce for?
It's all low.
No, we're not doing that sauce.
Who's here?
Josh!
Josh!
Josh!
Everybody!
What the hell do I got?
Hot!
Josh!
Hot!
Hot!
Josh!
Why don't we listen to everybody's-
Let's do WAP!
Let's do WAP!
Let's do WAP together.
Hot!
Hot!
Hot!
Let's do WAP!
Let's do WAP together.
WAP!
you
you
you
you
you
Thank you.
I'm getting a bucket.
You're a bucket and a mouse for my wet pussy.
Oh, dude.
That's my pussy.
I'm chained out.
No, that's so good.
Crazy side.
Dude, that.
I'm feeling it now, but you got to be kidding me.
I'm feeling it now.
I'm fucking dialing.
I'm sorry.
That's my pussy.
That's that dainty thing in the back of my throat.
Yo that's her, I cannot believe that she really, oh man.
Lock it in. Lock it in, darling.
Dile it, Dile it, Dile it.
Oh, we got team late, team late.
Ooh, a moment of sheer indignation there.
Yo, lay it up here, lay it up here.
They're putting on.
Oh, fuck them.
Look, how do you lock it?
I'll be, I'll be later.
We're in the next room.
Do not come.
Do not come.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
Enemy shield is got put.
Inside?
Where are you?
Get over there.
It's a little low.
They are separated, boys.
I actually killed these guys fast.
That guy's way over there.
He has no idea, buddy.
No idea, buddy.
You have to get him.
He's dead.
He's dead.
He's dead.
He's dead.
He's dead.
He's dead.
He's dead.
He's dead.
He's dead.
I saw that. I saw that.
We don't got talking about it.
We don't got talking about that.
They would think we're proud of that one.
They would think we're proud of that one.
He laying here solo?
I really don't know. I don't think so.
Make me creep, make me squirt.
Make me creep, make me squirt.
Oh
That song what a banger man
Classic
Every every Christmas every Christmas
That's a Christmas on I did I put the fire up make a couple cookies
Yeah, put on some
What?
glass of milk
He does his thing, which isn't with me, I don't know.
That's how you save milk, you absolute piece of garbage.
You are a fucking ape.
Dude, listen, listen, listen, you're a British sympathizer
that you save milk any different.
Ooh.
Yeah.
I don't know what that means.
I don't know either, but that's how you save milk.
OK.
All I know is that there's some whores in the south.
Oh, there is.
There's some whores in the south.
I'm a I'm a ride that dick and spelled my name
Mm-hmm. Those lyrics are like
They'll live on
That's a class that didn't live on forever. Yeah, I know just like moonlight Sonata, right?
That and moonlight Sonata are like neck and neck or legacy, right?
Oh, it's in the south.
Oh, it's in the south.
Are you kicking out, bud?
I'll just give you scans.
All right, all right.
Speed, dead!
Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
Another one.
Speed, dead!
It's just two.
It's just two.
Get out, boys!
You're pre-cued.
One!
One!
What is he?
I'm gonna finish you.
Oh, shit.
Oh!
Heh heh heh.
Good heavens.
That smell's all over me that it went to him.
Yo!
One more!
Beat this!
Oh my god.
In here.
Thank you.
I
We win
Overflow right now
Some more houses house there's some please make me squirt I'm arrived that he does
I got your evo for you. Don't you worry parter first gonna hit this. Oh, you want to get that speed?
I got another one, please, bud.
I mean, I was gonna be aware once go over here and it'll go like this.
Ah, he did.
He did.
Why are you going fast than I am?
This is bull's-ed.
Care package there.
A short run for me.
Matthew, I heard something.
What is it?
What is it?
What is your foot?
What is your foot?
I put that on for long, ay yo
Mr. What?
Chillies baby back ribs
You guys like ribs
Fuck yes, man
Really? I just suck the meat off that shit
Like we're off of one off of a rib
like ribs be ribs are okay they're not crazy good big max that's where it's at
yeah yeah no that is real food that is real food you say israel no no not is real food don't
that is oh food is your food got it you think you have kosher food i think you think you have
kosher food that's like stuff without nuts in it I think yeah yeah should we
go to the circle gang yeah probably
for baby. Just like me. Let's
take it while I'm. You see you
love ribs like. How often do you
eat them? You eat not that often
but like if all this is no no
but this is the classic like I
love them but I don't ever eat
them because you do that. You
That one I saw yes only ever ordered
Tell me about the ribs though you just said
Everything that I had there though like literally everything was incredible
Man that that song is stuck in my head. It's so it's so addicted. It's crazy. You fucking listen wet ass
Yeah, yeah, you better be careful. Yeah, yeah, you're you're freaking with some so my pussy's wet
Okay, that right now
I'm talking I'm talking I'm talking wet. I don't give no you started
Machine
I'm down to go there. Yeah, I think we've alcohol come on. Are you down to go in there? I
Wouldn't be married to see
I
Wish you park that big truck like a little garage. Yeah
Yeah, I would assume that that garage 8
I know he's good.
I know he's good.
Got him right here, got him right here.
Okay.
Nice try.
Nice.
Get away from me you bitch!
Got it.
Pig drown, bitch!
Where they at?
They're here.
Watch, watch, watch.
He is moving.
Oh, shite.
Oh, come on with that.
Be careful, be careful, be careful.
On the right, on the right.
Careful.
Be extra careful, guys.
Oh, f***, how is this guy doing here?
Oh, my God!
Go KD?
Yep, yep.
They're walking up a little bit.
We can just, I'll call them, go zone.
I need some of that loot, Mr. Foot Lumber.
He don't have much, baby.
I can't lie to you.
You don't got a lot, that guy.
Beat this!
On me, on me, on me, on me, on me.
Oh, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it.
Beat this!
I'm knocked.
What's he at, what's he at?
He's running.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
we'll have the sun the one out this time we need about all come on we've got
Yeah, yeah, oh, we go here we go here. I'll be boys. It's much much much
Let's get out of here easy
Holy shit
Like land here and look at this guy's
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Kill him, kill him!
What's going on here?
I'm gonna use, I'm gonna use the...
I'm here, I'm here.
Oh my goodness, how much, I didn't get any, I didn't get any, I didn't get any paper.
There's something.
Back one, back one, back one, hard.
Almost got the little one.
Okay.
Play to me, Jack. You do good.
No, no, no, no, no.
There's speed, there's speed!
Yeah, guys, we get back in this building.
Let's go, sir.
You ready to get out?
Yeah, they're gonna be here, they're gonna be here.
We'll get out.
I don't know. It's kind of weird though.
There's a new champion.
We just got 30 tonight.
I think we can get it.
I think we can get it off quick.
There's only four of the squads. I think we can take this fight right now.
Go on.
It's BTS!
They went back. They went to the back.
You want to send them or not?
I think it'd be nice.
Yeah
No
I didn't even thought everything out. I generally...
Oh.
Oh.
What happened?
The team on the right shot.
I think that the road inside
set me up in the air as well.
I appreciate where no more bars.
Thank you. Thank you.
I think we gotta stand back.
I was bouncing and my vision was all blurry. Yeah, come on. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah, now your pussy's not wet, bro
Yeah, my pussy's not wet no more. Fuck. Yeah
That's all that time get getting it right. Yeah. Oh fucking now. Oh my dry. Oh
Sure happens. Damn it. Mm-hmm. Damn it
What are we going to do, Pete?
Damn it, Chad.
What are we going to do, bro?
He's all dried up.
Unbelievable, bro.
RIP IT AGAIN!
Nobody's seen how to own drone, two of them.
That's what happens, you get it when they're drone.
That's what happens when you swap drones.
Here, come on.
Oh, you know what you mean.
Yeah, yeah.
I want to hear it.
I want to take everything in my body to not order me bells.
These late night strings, that's what I think about food, bro.
Oh, man, it's just something really nasty.
I have to say it's the truth, I don't know if you know that I won't
Together forever
La la la la la la la la la la la, T'chonna.
La la la la la la la la la, T'chonna.
Well, same names.
Love you, my guy.
You already know.
Yeah!
Yelling is good for folks.
Yes.
Beautiful, mate.
Beautiful.
Oh, he's knocking it in.
This might be the easiest game on the line.
They're on their on their on their on their on their.
There's about one.
Enhancing my weapon.
hold up
he's buggy buggy buggy
oh man
go go go go go
watch out
someone's right on you
got one got one got one
nice
speak in
where you nick?
oh you're dead
fuck
you can rest me on my window
by shooting
Nice how do you how do you rest just hold hold something there you go
My brother that rubber send the foot over right over oh, yeah, well you have you get coming
I'm here. You good? Where'd he go? I think Drakena me vanished. No, I don't know. Yeah,
I don't know. I think I went. Enhancing my weapon. Okay, good job, boys. Thank you for
the rest. No problem. No problem.
Guys, let's do a quick damage check.
No. Quick damage check, boys.
Two of five.
Ooh, three.
Three.
Three.
Three.
That's like that every game, buddy.
Every game.
Right.
Every game.
I just haven't been doing damage since I didn't want to hurt you guys.
We're going to start doing report cards.
I've been looking.
Mm-hmm.
A plus.
A plus on mine every time.
Well, I got coconut, son.
Great job work. It's not how that...
Guys, people are reviving over here, Kevin.
You'll never see me again.
Are we... are we pushing this?
I'm coming up, go ahead.
Hey, come on, Mr. Footlover.
Footlover.
What, is he what?
Watch out, oh my god, he's looking at me, watch out! Dammit!
Speed this one. Speed this one.
Oh shit. Speed this one behind. Speed this one behind.
Road!
I'm dead. Oh fuck my ass!
I'm super dead.
Why did my sword do anything to the mid-launcher?
It didn't even launch! Jesus Christ.
What?
It's not a bad thing.
This character sucks ass!
I hit the left click like a thousand times!
I just sat there with a key chain in my head like some fucking...
the bottom of the guy the bottomizer the bottom line something like that something
like that don't like that you worry boss
now we're gonna die for you name what's kind of sad why it is by some banger
little B. What? That's all? That's all. Footloof has 68 damage. No, no, no. Don't worry.
Every fucking game tonight, I've had you cook buddy. Every game. Every game. Sure, buddy.
Sure. Every game. Two by two. Whenever your a's are playing the game, you go ahead and let us know.
Oh yeah, but up for sure, for sure, for sure. Just let us know. No, no, I'll let you know,
I used to be gonna write the fight night. I don't know over there. Whatever that is how was great. We kill them
What do you think boys? I'm in
If you give me job and then sign again, you just keep signing forever
There's hope that's cute champion is out pretty fun. I'm I have nowhere near you boys. I'm coming though
to worry
You kill you're avoided. I've done it new kill leader. They can have it my size
He does talk on your right
Jesus Christ
Last thing here
Back up back up back up back
Oh
Oh my goodness, oh
Guys
Chuck's I had all the damage and all the kills like I kind of want to share with you guys
I
Got enough for everybody eat
I mean like
Like what was it's my table died?
You guys die at my table when I'm up you guys are up, and I want to say those all those kids and demons with you guys
I'm going to fall to you. Oh my god. We all eat I eat we all eat your top bud
your top bud ah
Team affirmations
Affirmations you got bloody. No, it's fine. I love it when
peanut goes in first
And yells
Fuckin dies and then I have to get him up, but then
He runs away from me again
I
I like how Footlovers spends 80% of the maps having 68 damage.
And then as the team moves, we look back and Dequavius is laying a 17 inch cock along the crack of his butt hole from the base all the way to his spine.
Now you drag?
I love myself. I like that you guys can go in after each other.
That's good.
That's just gonna double down and love it myself.
That's good.
That's good.
That's good.
That's good.
That's good. That's good. That's always good. That's always good.
Now it's time to lock it. How should we hit the hot sauce song?
You want to run that one back? What would you say?
The hot sauce song.
No.
You really what it's just called hot sauce?
Hot sauce?
Yeah, but like, like, like, like, like, like, lava mama or something.
Hot sauce.
But Miss Monique?
Miss Monique.
No, no, no.
It's, it's hot sauce by
Lava.
Baby monster, baby monster.
Baby.
That was your shot, Mr. Mr. Merrick.
I got it, yeah.
Sure.
Sure.
Because I think once I master the sliding technique,
I think I win.
Oh, these guys look like they suck.
This is gonna be an easy game.
Ha ha ha.
This is gonna be a good one.
That's good thing is, this thing in Gold 4,
we have the top 50 players in the world
on the other team.
Hell yeah!
Ah!
That's whatever.
I like to play the top 50 players in the world
when I'm in Gold 4.
It's one of my top three favorite things to do, actually.
What about you guys?
For sure.
For sure.
For sure.
For sure.
That's one of my favorite things to do.
Favorite, favorite, favorite.
Whatcha thinkin' over there, boss?
What guy I want to run?
Oh my god.
Oh shit.
Are you smoking it?
No, I don't smoke.
No.
I only put healthy Viggs in this temple.
You do Big Macs and Zins.
Big Macs and Zins, that's right.
It's the Voodoo Rangers.
Voodoo Rangers, Zins and Big Macs.
You can try Fecta.
They fight the Voodoo Rangers.
We still got a ways to go
I'm going in
I think they're in the building somewhere
Oh fuck
Oh my god on me and I died in my back
Beautiful
All the door all the door you hold the other one yeah, it's a full-fledged team
We just gotta hear we just gotta hear
Oh Luxford hey Lux
I
Think you're not nice
This you guys I don't think you play anyone what what just happens there
Okay, those guys were obviously superior players superior players to be
69 damage.
I'm walking in.
I'm walking in.
Okay, let me tell you next game, 70 damage minimum minimum.
I'm not giving up on this lesbian yet.
I am I honestly I kind of like to speed this. I kind of yeah. Yeah. Yeah
Yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah
Let's be interesting dude. Yeah, they're like the same stuff. I like
Ladies
Yeah, who'd you sort of haircuts?
This is your champion.
As I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I actually feel good about this one.
That's the one?
I'm feeling very good about this one.
Yeah, I, I, I'm not even joking.
This is not like some type of psych situation.
This is, I genuinely feel good about this one.
I think this is our second win of the night.
Right here, right now.
Let's do it.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Right here, right now.
Right here, right now.
Okay, okay.
Drac, I want you to drop us on the Pred team.
Mr. Merckx, go off and die alone somewhere in another city,
and then I'll rush in with my speednest and die.
Alright, team, break!
Perfect.
Let's just go right here.
I'm going ahead.
Okay, we're all live, that's a good side.
That's good news.
We're cooking.
Oh yeah, that's good news.
You might be right.
You might have heard him.
Good news.
Let me tell you, you feel that in the air, Mr. Birx?
You feel that?
It's like, not tangible, but it's there, right?
Yeah.
It's like standing on the right side of a waterfall.
You're not in it.
Yeah.
Specs.
You can almost feel you.
You close your eyes as if you are reborn.
Right.
You talk about?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, this is the one.
You know, this is the one.
Yeah, so Mr. Drac, go ahead and place your tongue
on the lining of my sack and follow it
like you're coloring within the line.
Okay, team?
Let's just see what...
What... what... what...
Oh my...
Do peanuts have balls?
I... I can have whatever you need me to have, Bob.
Perfect.
They do be scrapping to our right, whatever you... whatever you're ready.
Yeah, have me... take it out.
Ask yourself if you'd like me to take it down.
Oh shit. I like dick commander. I like dick.
You should do you like dick, do you like dick?
What the hell, I got some dick.
I got some dick.
I'm putting a fucking hard right now, commander.
Hard for you, commander.
Oh, you make me so happy.
Commander, commander.
Oh.
Oh, you did it.
Oh, Commander.
Commander.
Just thinking about you makes me how it makes me so go.
Oh, Commander.
Commander.
What the fuck is happening?
Oh, my goodness.
Shut your fucking mouth.
Oh, my goodness.
We're talking right now.
Oh, shit.
Oh, my goodness.
66.
I'm dead.
Ready?
I don't feel good, Commander.
Now don't you worry.
Lock in, Commander.
Lock in.
Don't take a fell.
Oh, oh, speak it!
Oh, okay.
Help him, help him, help him.
Okay, hang on, you do it.
There's two in the middle and one at the top part.
I crack one.
Oh, fuck my ass! I can't.
I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go.
Silly?
Oh god, what the god what the-
OH GOD!
He was in there!
I don't know!
He was in there!
Oh, fuck.
My slag's so bad.
Kill one.
Kill two actually.
Got it?
You be mad?
I don't know.
Please, please, one more, boys.
Please, one more.
My game?
Wait, wait, wait.
I have one clip.
I just have to send it.
Wait, wait, okay.
Well, I could just give you more of that, but what's you need, boss?
Life.
I'm going to go all for skates.
You gotta touch the line.
Do it.
Prior.
Hey, dude.
Prior.
Last guy.
We go
Good job. Yeah, baby. Oh
Something's never
No, I know
No way
Come on, Lux
I feel better here. It's a mini army. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
I'm done
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness.
I'm so far.
I'm so far.
Oh my god.
Oh, that's them in.
Oh my god.
Oh, hi.
Oh.
Oh! Oh! Oh my oh my oh my god oh my oh my oh my sh!t oh my oh my oh my oh my oh my sh!t what the f!t
Oh sh!t oh my god what what what what what are you doing oh holy shit what are you doing all game
What do you do?
Who?
Who?
Who?
Who?
Well, who do you do it all game?
Holy shit.
Are you for real?
Who?
Guys, I like how we're acting like I'm bad out here when we're facing literally the
number 177th best player in the fucking world.
Okay?
I think it's not normal matches.
There are 176 other people on planet Earth out of 8 billion that are better than that guy!
70 David's insane!
I just outgrown some guys. I just outgrown some guys.
Oh, you did? You just almost me 70, after 69 last time.
I told you I could win 69. I told you. I told you.
7 more damage than I promised, it's actually 8 more damage than I promised.
A man of your word.
That's right, beat it a boy, that's right, that's right, that's right, and you know what?
This game I promised you get 80.
No.
Build it up.
95.
85.
Damn, damn, damn.
Damn damn damn. Did you say I'm about to pop this thing for real doop?
Let's do it
We should have waited like a week for them all to ring up
Yo, I can't live OD
Bro we slam those motherfuckers man that hanging in there. We didn't all come on man
That's a 2 that's a 2d3 on the boys. You send the clip
Look at these guys. These guys suck. We got this easy. This is us. This is us. This is us. Yeah
He quit fucking around right by promise you you're better than all these guys. I promise their ass
How better than you guys well well, okay?
That's
Ruben let's have a Schrodinger's gentlemen's bed. I
Am asking you to a
Ruben
Say weatherford
Fitzgerald Ben you agree
You accept what does any of that mean? Yeah, I can't sign what I don't know
That's you that's you right now
I'm down I'm down to that you fine. You want a Ruben Fitzgerald gentlemen's
I don't know what he's saying. I think he's speaking. I'm asking you if you want a Ruben
Fitzgerald weatherman's gentleman back
You accept or not
I don't know what you're saying. I have a lot of disrespect
Who ever accepts the bet loses everybody knows how a woman it's general weather for gentlemen bet goes
You gotta be quicker than that buddy
1-0 1-0
It's a 70 game
77, 77, 77.
It was 77.
Rounded in your rounding buddy, that's 80.
That, yeah?
That's 18.
I'm not fucking rounding you, bro.
Well, you just rounded down to 70, and I'm telling you,
the appeal number would be 80 in your rounding.
He's got you there.
That's doing eighth of the damage on you.
I, and he's got you there.
Yeah, but you just lost the, the Ruben Fitzgerald weather
for gentlemen, man.
Don't Ruben, I say to go fuck himself.
Fuck off.
We don't fuck with Ruben.
Yeah, or if it's jail. Yeah, I hate this jail. Mm-hmm. I did take it. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
What's that? I just did. Thank you. That's it on second. I think this is a snow rock right here.
I've never noticed it. Some artists just express themselves.
Let's go boys. He has loot. He has loot and so he's screaming.
I've got complete garbage by the way. Okay, we'll wait them away.
Oh
We this evil in front everyone's gonna be crazy you go actually
They're on it
Okay, that's all right, we're ready. Get me out the hook. You let me know, okay?
Yeah, please help
Oh my god, I got a gun!
She's back, she's back, she's back!
Holy fuck, holy fuck!
Come on, he's back!
What the fuck?
What?!
What?!
What?!
Are you fucking my asshole?
I saw it.
Are you jerking my wiener?
I literally did 60 damage and then another 48.
Right there at the end.
Two back to back.
I can't tell who's lying because there's so much fucking Fitzgerald. I don't think he was you said drag me top
I look over takes you there with the bow and then do 48 more
Right here we
My goodness
Have a good one. Have a safe flight.
I might die.
Where we go?
Holy shit.
How do we Valkal and there's fucking four teams?
So I was over back at fight night and I just would like to cordially
in a Fitzgerald, Reuben, weather before gentlemen's way.
Thank you, firstly, for leaving me to DIE!
How do we hide you if we're gonna keep hitting you in the game?
You-you want us to die?
No. Okay.
You made the right call.
Hehehehehehe.
Now, let's ride.
Thank you, Commander.
Let's ride!
Oh, Lieutenant, Lieutenant.
Did it, Commander, sir.
You are making my pushing left.
Did it make me scream make me squirt on wet ass machine. That's what I do
Lieutenant you shouldn't have what I do
No, they didn't our sergeant
Sergeant sergeant over there, but he put it puts it in the back of his throat to touch his little thingy
Gotcha. Yeah, okay. I'll write that down. My sure
Are we going by should we go back to the fight?
You could let's do your third party guys
Line over
On your right as well. Oh God is fuck
There's so many on your right and your left one five one five said
okay this is not a good idea
oh wait a hundred one no I fucked him out
where'd he go this guy's bushing I've got your group I got your group okay I see
division now
I hear
They're on your left devil, they're gonna flank maybe
Come right come right come right
this is what this lady's ad like I haven't even picked anything yet
yeah we did
we did not just be in a bar
we're the bad guys ad I can back off if you want you scared so we're the
We ain't got no bad guy. We're good boy
There's take us right here boys
again 22 move their guy actually fall off go go go his
Ben's right there oh you did he did one day come on gang coming
I don't really get serious time to get serious right here right now boys safe
to touch down we're already in this guy go
it's all right i think i got an enhanced weapon
and the head changes my weapon
i don't either bro no no attention delivering care package
this jump off the map we we need to get that evil we need to get the evil
let's you get there first they're back there they're far away
let's go get them we could we could we could actually
Speed this it's a good 3p. Good 3p. I mean
You're gonna be a
Everybody's on stage you're running you're running
Back back back back
I'm gonna get high I'm gonna get high nice shots flash flash flash p40
The bank on to it the bangle
One to that shit one to that shit. Oh, you're cute. You're cute. Get in there get in there get in there
They bang with Bob left like I went back right
He touched it he touched it one left one left one up
We it's a side side going going under under under
For me for me for me
You see this?
Speed dashed!
No.
Take it away, bro.
Hush!
One on one!
Nice!
Nice!
You should've shot us.
Alright.
Oh my goodness!
I'm getting player beating.
Don't die, don't die, don't die, don't die!
I'm feeling good!
I'm...
I'm feeling good!
Overflot him there.
If you need it.
Yeah, I hear you.
Okay, it's only six enemies.
Did you take the overflow or no? No, I want it. I want it. Where you go?
It's up top
Thank you guys
Nice and easy for the squad we got this day focus low and steady wins race. I need cells
Oh
We should push up like this
All the office at the drug at the drone speed
What's up, what's wish me guys you should go back you should go back we should go back
retreat retreat
Oh fuck. Oh my god, there's no way there's genuinely no way
Rock one keep rolling keep on be
I
Should I just you just crave for me while I was down. They have to be Sunday. I'm gonna resume. Okay
Never mind it back here
Okay, I have a hobby
Okay, I got no B2
I'm retching
Yep
Take one, take one
Okay
You getting 4 on my 3?
Got it
Someone?
Oh, behind, behind
Like dude
I'm gonna fight here
Let me, let me, let me, let me, let me.
Let me, I have.
If we left it up.
It's the same fucking team.
Oh my.
Oh, she's trying to speed this me.
Oh.
Oh.
I
Bows down
But you wait this is the same team as win and where like two games we probably three times
Oh
It's fucking simple guy when we got third place that's progress
Two places on first place. That was the easy win there puppy easy win
Did you get Kramer?
Yeah, I got Kramer when I was down. He finished me off with one Kramer shot.
Okay, I was about to activate my shield too. I was reading his mind.
Oh my goodness. Dude, maybe we have the secret of the mine first. Oh my god.
Oh
Think about that for a second think about that for a second wait now. It's coming face. I
Said what if we have the seco de Mayo curse?
I think so. Oh my god. We are in a full prime long lock. Yeah, you know, I think we don't even see the guys yet
It's all plaques because it's 17 plaques and one diamond. No the only diamonds right now
Fries from last week. Oh, oh, yeah
I'm so tempted to switch back on game do it I mean yeah you could if you want to
she's not like she doesn't affect the team but mr. Octane we get the jump patch we get
And then and they're cool. Yeah. Yeah
Well, you just suck thank you so much
Always can look over and see some what she's lifting up with you, but
That's our seat I think it's a secret to my own case
bro we were dominating right there and then you know because your little peanut
eyes turn red and he just he's are killing everybody but you got to be
able to flip it that pull up the visor again the Iron Man visor the iron peanut
and then just calm down for a second and put it back down
bang got it got it I put my eye of beating away just for a little bit then
We'll pull him back out.
You will pay for this shit.
Don't get my old car.
Shirt.
Boom.
If it's a last thing we do.
Do you want?
No, game.
I'm just laying over there.
I don't know where you're going.
But, oh boy.
Oh my god, there's a sexy hand to one of these.
I'm done.
Oh my god.
Look at the game, big.
Oh my god, what's the thing?
This is not the team head.
It's not the team body?
Oxeloo, that's one of the Cinco de Mayo spies.
Of course, Joe Max.
Joe Max and Leo?
Yeah, nice.
These are our Latino brothers, if I'm not mistaken.
I've never seen these people in my life. No, no, no. Yeah. No, not really. What one? They're
I've never seen any of these people. Oh, his controller disconnected. Okay. Oh, that'll
happen. Oh, he's died. Oh, he's not here.
Gamer tag is hate. The clan tag I mean. Yeah, I would normally be losing my mind
right now, but I don't know what they put dots pretzels. The hate clan. Oh, I've
We got sucked into the secret de-mile curse.
Oh, I know.
The curse, 87 ingredients.
I like how you said that, and we ran into probably the one Mexican team on the serve.
That is actually kind of crazy.
I told you.
Woo!
So maybe they literally put everything into the de-mile.
In DOS presses.
I'm telling ya.
Whatever they're doing.
It is.
He's taking his fucking smack.
You gotta break that curse.
Honestly, you wouldn't fucking, I'm going back to our game.
I'm going down on
you convinced me
i'm staying
the company lady
we are going to be a game with the new lady
don't have a bunch
he's really good
no i mean dot specials
uh...
i think they put crack in this
but i can't watch me to put some company this is this is what he would
this is
Cracking Spudgy
Oh, yeah, oh my god
That's hard
That hits?
Crackies
Trapp House boss
Wait, really? That was a team that won last game?
Ah, no
That's not possible, because we don't know who won last game
No, we do
I got the Kramer.
That's even killed us, actually.
Yeah, it's in a boat.
Yeah, lock it, man.
Holy shit.
Fucking lock it.
Are you too good?
I'm not like this.
Slaving like this, man.
I don't give a fuck.
They are too.
Easy.
I'm dancing my weapon
Maybe this rock
Three-meat lady dollars. Yeah, they're in my building. What oh my
I love you. I love you. Yeah, I watch it. Watch it. I go Watson Watson
What's that door?
Go on
Oh my god you put leather
Oh my god
There's another team, there's another team, they just killed him
Come to me, come to me, come to me, come to me
Watch this
Oh, it's too late, it's too late, I'm lost
I'm lost and I'm shot, he's right here, he's right here
Yeah, come to me, come to me, get to me
There's two of them, there's two of them
You watch me
Oh my god
Watch me, watch me
It's close, it's close.
This doesn't seem real.
It's a single to my curse. Oh my god
See man, oh
My goodness, what do we do? I got you time to lock in a hit outside. It's a month
I agree, I actually agree that I mean drag come on, please be damn it
Yes.
Yes.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Come on now.
Come on now.
Into mod.
Now that we got the warmup games out of the way, now it's time to get serious.
Now it's time to get serious.
Well, please go awkward.
You see that, you octane?
Mm hmm hmm hmm hmm.
Okay, alright, I am switching off the new god, ladies, to octane for the team!
For the team!
We will miss the lesbian.
We will miss the lesbian.
We will miss the lesbian.
That is fine.
All the arrangements.
I'm going back to the lady also I've been holding it in B for three hours that might be why we are losing
to save should we should we land somewhere save to be you know you're now
fucking I'm gonna be at the game I'm gonna be right here we jump after
right listen and he's fucking I'm not
well I'll see you to least him
I'm gonna go all the way to the university summers. Yeah, any other fucking questions
Oh
There's no light been there bro. No light been no no works. Oh my goodness
Sorry gang
He's lost
Where
Eagle by me. We're not evil evil evil shield. Where?
I don't see that didn't yes. Are you fair big boss?
What are your breaks bars? Oh?
My goodness keeps out teams out
Right here. Yeah, let's me
I
Bought me
Bunch of bunch, okay, hold up something at least you
I'm a radum one here
You went back you went back
The word to one you
Cut the one top
Thank you top
Hey guys, I can use your medical scissors.
Yeah, I'm gonna go for a rest.
Yep.
Okay, great.
Alright, here you go, here you go, here you go, here you go.
Thank you, boss.
Thank you, boss.
I got killed by a grenade that fell out of the sky.
Oh my god.
I
Was one
Come on, come on, come on your left. He left left left left left left left in
You win this get your help back you win this
No, they're fucking team
Yeah, we're getting into the higher race now.
Did you make plat or something?
Oh yeah, I'm plat, I'm plat 4.
That's what's going on.
I think exactly what's going on.
We're in the, these are the big lobbies now.
These are the big lobbies?
Yeah, every team.
I'm ready.
I'm ready.
I'm ready.
I think my gun got jammed.
I think my gun got jammed again. This is zero damage. I know I pee we need the best you if we're gonna make it
4.8 K. Okay
Okay, remember that one night when you did too much Adderall and and you were just
Win it fine. I'm in to win it. Let's let's go back to that night. Yeah, I'll be too wet or you're like
I'm tiny those about that's what I'm all about. I switch characters. I need one game to get adjusted. You know me? Yeah, no true
True, I should go right here
Do you know the city?
It's how we can see it it's how we can serious it's our view I believe in you you're an animal
You have no arms, no legs, but you got a mean headbutt.
Come on, man.
Uh-huh.
All right, drag.
That starts from the beginning.
We need a good drop.
You got me, boo?
I got you, baby girl.
Let's go.
I drew you real nice.
you real nice. I'm buying you everything. Jeez! I don't know man, do I play Gib? Do
you need a resector or something? Fuck no. Fuck that trash asker. I don't know what's
the best. Yeah she's nice. Is there 19 teams going here? Or what? I'm actually walking in.
I'm just a gamer here from maximum fixing gear. The beast is coming in me. What?
RAAAAAGHH
Fuck yeah, do you know what you would like me when I'm angry?
We're going live-in
We're going live-in
Don't go early
We're gonna be teetering
Nah, we good
Are we okay?
Pops
W
You gotta pretend that you're a hippo
And you're in a big pond and there's other hippos and stuff. They're not as big as you
And then you poop and
When you poop you take your little tail you move it left right and a million miles an hour
And it splits the poop all over the pond. So it's your poop your poopy pond my poop my poop
You're- This is our poopy pond.
Not theirs!
This is our poop!
It's our poopy pond!
This is our poopy pond!
Exactly.
Fuck, yeah.
POOPY PON!
I don't even wanna swim in our poopy pond.
This is so poopy and nasty.
Yeah, I didn't wanna swim in our poopy pond.
Exactly.
Yeah.
Perfect.
How you hate me from outside to poopy pond?
You can't even get in.
Yeah.
It's time to lock in.
It's time to lock in.
It's time to lock in.
It's time to lock in.
Standard stock here.
Level two.
I'm so serious right now.
I'm so serious right now
I'm saying you better watch out. I feel bad for the next adversary
Okay, whatever you do this though. He uses the opposite effect. You're you're rampant. Oh, I mean, I'm rampant. I'm rampant it
Okay
Hey, you're rampant it up man. You see you do this thing. You're like, oh shit. Oh shit. Oh, no, no, no, no
Sorry, I'm gonna suck. I'm gonna suck. I'm a piece of garbage. I deserve to live. Yep
What did you say?
Well...
I'm in the game of pushing the game out of me.
The game goes to you, correct?
Don't worry Commander, I don't want to do it, Commander.
I don't worry Commander, the game is going to go in.
The game is going to go in.
Yes, Sergeant.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Alright, we must drop the balls right now.
You'll drop the balls?
Mm-hmm, yeah.
Time for a new bit of ball dropping.
Here we go.
And...
Drop.
Oh yeah.
OH YEAH!
Hehehe.
Oh...
what was the gold item oh god
well they're fighting take us to the north let's go kill them we should get
this fucking dropper here what is it what is it was it good they're fighting
right up here right here right here right here what what team shot let's go
Their eyes on
Boys shoot up
Yeah, please man
I know I know cuz you're fucking podcasting, but he was right the right. No, I'm right here. Oh, and now you are
I know now you are it's great. It's awesome. I still I still don't see I understand
Long gone. Oh, yeah, right?
They have D.B.O.
They have blue.
They're doing well, they're doing well.
Okay, okay, they have D.B.O. that should work well for you.
Okay. Thank you.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Nice! On you, on you, on you! Up in there, up in there, up in there.
Coming to Nick, coming to Nick.
Yeah, keep it alive, keep it alive.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did.
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
Oh my goodness. Shhh!
Who wins, who wins, who wins?
Yeah, yeah, I'm playing for the rest of you.
All right.
I gotta, I gotta leave you knocked.
Oh my god!
Listen listen listen do not give up hope I'm telling you I'm in the zone. We just got unlucky that round unlucky
It's time to lock it in and win this next game
Let's use that jump tower I need a rush oh man. Oh
We're in a chat we're in it for sure
I agree on lucky yeah sure yeah I'm not gonna lie that that last fight was on me
lucky I needed died at the fucking counter right there why I don't I I didn't
I think she got him up that quick. That was quick.
Time to push max level 2 into the taking corner.
Dude.
Dee, you like it when you update her or not?
I think it's awesome.
This fucking game is crack.
Crackass game, man.
Oh no, I don't like the new character though, Dee.
I don't like nothing about this new bitch. Nothing. I don't like your haircut. I don't like your moves. I
don't like your lines
Love night, but y'all got this that's not tough night. This is apex right boys. We are super
I know you're feeling down like you let the team down all night, but I need you to pick your chin up
I need you to pick your chin up wipe them white stuff off the bottom left
You watch your fucking hormone, bro
I'm good. I'm lying dialed. We're just in the lobbies now
We're in we are at no no in the lobby
we are in we are in no these are the this is the big leagues oh yeah we're in we are
in it's time to win boys it's time to win oh I have to eat my bags it go dog
okay go go dog go dog go dog good guy only guy yeah it should be it should be
Okay, there's we're gonna take this back estates states
They are scrapping down there. Yeah, they're doing a little crazy you careful
Now, boys, you're ready, huh?
I'm gonna take the gander.
The gander never hurt anyone, perv, baby.
Perv.
Just a little gander.
A little doozy.
A little peepsie, a little peepsie.
Knock on their door.
Yeah, bring the fight to them.
Let's see what they're doing over there.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm, my interest is peaked.
I was wrong me
Liding up on your plank do
You call me Jim
Now that's right
I'm on your bike. I'm on your bike. I'm behind. I'm behind.
What's my gun?
No, man.
That one. Hold you back. Hold you back. Hold you back.
I'm down, but I'm, oh my god, I'm chilling.
Stay, stay, stay, stay, stay.
Yeah.
Oh, you're gibby now. Nice.
Yup, give me up, give me up, give me up, give me up.
They're all over. They're all over. Left, right, center. All over.
Oh my god
Help! Help me!
Dude, I'll be above
Now we're dead
We're gonna help, we're gonna help, we're gonna help
Holy no, even since
I can't rest him, I don't want to like...
Connors, Connors flash!
Yeah, yeah!
Call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call!
Okay, what are we doing? What are we doing? What are we doing?
What are we doing?
Is he just right here?
All the way.
Push, push, push! Watch out!
Oh, okay, hit him one full.
I'm in!
I didn't know it was him.
Awwww.
Give me that, give me that.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on!
Oh
Just stay in my bubble
I did take it because it looked fun.
I know you did, but I just got you a-
I'm sorry.
You look so fun.
I'm out.
Okay, can you behind me to let me down, boss?
I can't believe we got to these games this quick.
How the fuck are we already in the top?
Yeah, dude, I'm sorry.
Well, it's because we're the best in the world.
Why else would it put us with the top 59?
I know your top off Mr. Birx. Your top off? If we suck, we wouldn't be here.
I'm telling you, these guys are the neck beards, no friends, no bitches, zero jobs, resumes,
clean slate. That's who we're basing. That's who we're basing. Clean as a whistle. No resumes
one hundred and twelve pound anime themed long hair golden teeth cross-eyed fucking
that guy's watching hit time with me every day 100% right man he'll got
chisel jaw lines over here man yeah you can build a sandcastle how what you
could pull out of that guy's ears no hygiene zero hygiene see zero exactly you
You can rub his arm in Parmesan cheese.
Yeah, it comes off.
Ewww.
Yeah, yeah.
Fresh Parmesan on it.
Fresh Parmesan.
That's right.
Taco Bell bags all over the place.
Ugh.
Parmesan cheese, we need to light it.
We need like a clean not a fat finger
Wait are the top 50 guys predators are those guys the best game guys in the game or there's a guy's better than those guys
The pros are better the pros are better. But like half those guys
Wait, okay. Okay. That makes sense. Yeah, all right. Nevermind. So we're not facing the hardest guys
But you buddy buddy buddy. Yes, we are
No, no the pros are better. Yeah, but half of the friends approach
So we fight the hardest guys in the game or not yes, I'm trying to wait
Oh my god, I'm lagging crazy
I'm not a jerk every time
40 pegalos
Oh, that's good. That's good.
Oh, you did that after 50.
There's a rookie numbers.
OK.
OK.
I get that.
I get that.
OK, two existences.
Oh, my god.
45 seconds.
There's one in me.
I'm going to do something, something, boys.
There we go.
Bye.
Through here.
Oh, dude.
I
See you talking a little good for me. This is not looking for you. I'm not gonna lie
You might be a little better than I remember
who are we? who is it?
ah! ah! no one!
pushy! pushy from the looks of it!
fucking pushy from the looks of it!
i know what you're saying, bro
yeah, i know, sir
oh, we got- we are in the mouth breathers
games wait wait this is it
is there any way we can play guys who aren't the best 750 players in the world
backtrack I had one dead to rights on the pillar
Oh, she's right in the hole?
Maybe.
I'll put it open.
Hold on.
Can we get one?
I think it's the same guy, right?
I feel like we've died to these guys five times.
Perfect.
Perfect.
Perfect.
Perfect.
Perfect.
Pedbads means nothing if not current bread.
Yeah, you hear that, bitch?
You suck.
Boomie?
No, this guy.
No, this guy. This guy with three bread badges.
You hear that? You're terrible.
Cue the game right now.
But see, thank you. Thank you.
Ah, this was Lizzie Holt there for a second.
Guys, it means nothing that he was the best in the world three times
and could be possibly more because there's only three slots.
He's actually dog shit.
I was reminded by one of my modulators.
Thank you, sir. Thank you.
I was worried there for a moment. Oh, woo.
close one close one close one that was a close one that was a close one
Oh, mister, some number.
You wouldn't mind peeping at your damage, boss.
Oh, brother.
Look, I don't know what to tell you, man.
I need, I need, I had a guy dead on the pillar.
That would be 49.
49 damage.
49.
What do you want from me, bro?
I want, I want to go lock him.
Mr. Merch.
I was just told by a gentleman in my chat that these guys actually suck.
So what are you doing getting 49 damage, but see, what are you doing?
They don't suck.
And in EEP by ass, they don't suck.
They're very good at the game.
Why? We've died.
We've got here is probably four or five times.
I got an idea.
Maybe you should land somewhere where they're not.
We think you could think it could be good.
Yeah, they think they're thinking.
How you do that, you might ask.
I don't fucking know.
I will lead us to salvation. Don't you worry about sure. Oh
We go ahead. This is all gold game. Mr. Bikes
Wait, that's actually good. Oh my god. That's good news. That's good news. Thank God
Okay, so that means it's probably like a single hot bread team right you play only like one pretty
Yeah, you should probably play like conduit or something oh
You know what actually I was just thinking of not doing that
I feel like you're playing characters. They're good again like your first bloods. No, thanks, but you never do that
So no, no, I got this I got this I was just woman up on I was going out there. So to worry sure
Oh, you worry
You guys just see the stick with the team leader
That's what's going on here. Yeah, and see look these guys are pushes we got this
I know where to go
Well, you're not paying
Take us down nice and easy commander say less going live in say
If you have a team
On the same
This guy was good. I already know. I can already feel it, boss. Don't you worry, boss. I'm powered up. I'm boosted up. The engine's on full throttle right now.
Thank you. Thank you, boss. Thank you much. It's time to get serious. It's time to get serious
Yeah
on the roof
Oh fuck my head
I'm dead. It's over three boys go out without me
I'm almost there. I'm almost there
Hey again
Right again
Okay, we're going to be able to we get out go
She was alright
I've seen for revive
No, yeah, I want to get to go one on the right when I push
cool way so I came back to play for us
I thought we were going to fight it
I was baited this shit out of my ass man
I had to damn it
oh my god bro
holy fuck
I mean what I cracked nine fucking people man
that was a good warm up
that was
You know what right there?
Zero damage?
Again?
I mean, somebody's had to do it twice.
That's it.
That's it, boss.
That's it, boss.
That's it, boss.
Yeah, that's what I was going to talk to you about, boss.
That's what I was going to talk to you about, boss.
So I think I think I might I think it might be as
Yeah, I think so I think so too. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I think it's terminal
This next game all impressive boss, I promise you want to walk in here you want to play
Yes, or
Pubs, maybe I'm listening to me. This is me. Drac. Give me one more shot coach put me in coach put me in coach
Put me in let me the fuck in coach
I'm about to rip it. I'm about to let him happen
They won't even know it hit him I'm telling me like a flash of light on the speed
They won't even go with him.
I just want you to shoot your gun.
Yeah, I'll beat you.
I would like to shoot my gun as well if it all finds you.
That would be nice.
I could put it out in the air.
Let's go.
Yes, yes.
I like this.
Just fucking shoot our way out of this slump.
Yeah, shoot our way out of it.
Wait.
Oh, my god.
There's 50,000 men.
I'm going under, I'm going under.
Oh, fuck my ass, 30 times.
Oh my god, I gotta get me to him.
Go one go one B chess!
Wh- What are the bluzers on this?
I kind of worked.
They're all fighting, they're all fighting-
I got me revived!
They're all fighting, they're all fighting!
2B divide right here.
Keep going.
E-watch, E-watch.
hold them box hold them box
up out of there we completely bodies
what are you bling bling bling
I'm here see
I'm here
No I'm on me I'm on me I'm on me
wait wait i'm here
I mean, oh my god, dude.
Nice knock, I'm here sir, good shot, good shot, two of them, two of them, two of them.
I'm gonna say it this character
We're working out the first place nice
I
Think that this next day is our game. I think this is
Well, hold up wait are you saying the characters good?
Well, I can use her I can use her I
I could use your boys.
You can't, gal.
Okay, team.
I'm talking about the same page.
No, I'm just saying.
I don't even know, man.
I don't know either, boss.
We do get the speed desks, so they're pretty cool.
I say we try one more time with the lady.
Octane ain't pulling his weight.
You come on.
Let's do it. Let's do it.
You be the fat guy, I'll be the lady.
I know the team morale is a little low right now gentlemen, but we're about to boost into
the moon.
No no, morale's not low.
Yeah, that's right. Let's lie to ourselves.
No, we're just kidding. Slab.
Let's get first place.
Yeah, we're good. We're good.
Think about how good that wind's gonna feel though.
Oh, it's gonna feel so good.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Yeah. Mm-hmm. Evagent. Evagent.
Evagent.
I can almost taste it gravity engine right now. It's got light and heavy
Okay, what's he left
There's purchase I can spell it from here
I
Head-seek my weapon. I'm not too bad. Not too bad
I'm gonna go I can fight I can fight
There's all the goobah I haven't played this part yet
I think they changed it last time I played there above you bro careful
Oh, you got 10.
OK.
Oh, my god.
Oh, fuck!
OK.
You guys?
Dude, I got hit from both ways, man.
Coming.
Coming.
I
Oh
So nice
You're dropping fucking eggs on a man
Before we okay the first thing we can't land and these super juice be wise
It's all related to FESTIWISE.
Yeah, we gotta go poopy.
We can't go, this is too much.
Yeah, we gotta go poopy.
It's got to be fun.
Look how good these guys are.
Look at them.
Look at them.
They do this shit.
Wait, they're kind of shit.
That's killing the Scorpius.
Holy shit.
Second to only Queen's Scorpius.
Oh, well, we just got a hard lock.
It's his whole house.
Oh my god.
Oh shit.
Guys, don't think about how everyone in the lobby can meet us easily.
Think about what you can do for your country.
Oh god.
Oh god.
Not being serious.
Not being serious.
We're dead.
We're so fucked.
You land at a diarrhea poop POI and sit there and do nothing.
No, no.
Yeah, exactly.
We can tell you boys what third party something I can guarantee you 50 damages game. I
Can't I can't that's how good I feel about this. That's how good I feel about this game
yo
shit
We're playing the best in the fucking world
Jackie shit. I feel like it was going it was going better
My god!
I'm just going a lot worse right now.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Skill base bad thing- there's no skill base bad thingy here!
There's no skill base- if there was a skill base bad thingy we'd be facing-
We'd be facing drooling strong people that are learning to read in the 11th grade.
There is- there's literally no way this is skill base bad thingy.
I'm Jeff master. I'll take it from here
John all right
Perfect
Right into icky
Drax favorite
Okay, you stuck up here.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
They're enhancing my weapon.
Okay.
Weapon enhanced.
Oh yeah.
Oh, I'm so serious.
The game.
We see?
I don't know.
I'm in like, I'm in hell.
I don't know what to use.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm using R-301, R-99 combo.
Well, we don't care what you're fucking using.
R-400.
Okay, bye.
Yeah.
Fuck it up.
Oh
Thank you thank you
You have something to nice say as well mr. Bird. Yes
Believe me oh
It is actually to the right, but please don't fucking die right now
Why me why me? Oh?
I'm coming. No, no, no
Oh my god, did you do damage? Oh
I'm hopping back at the ship.
Take off, take off, get us in the hyperdrive.
I think they're fighting a different team.
That's a good for rebinding.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
alright
hold up here, you done here?
they're all coming up, oh my
they're all coming up, coming up
coming to you, coming to you, coming to you
they're all coming to crack, they're dead on us
they're ready for a new team
Yeah
Fuck I know we're gonna try them
Yeah, my speed just said
Yeah, I gotta kill this game for
Yeah, what is she doing?
Okay, don't do that
I'm one my glasses. I'm done. Oh, no
Nick Nick
Help me please god!
No, no, you do it, you do it, you do it, you do it!
Just keep checking them.
Oh, shit!
Oh, my god!
Keep going, keep going, keep going.
They're both on you.
You're going to die.
You want to die?
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Take that, put it up, and take it, put it back!
Oh, shit!
Speed dance!
Speed dance!
Speed dance!
Speed dance!
Speed dance!
Speed dance!
Speed dance!
Speed dance!
Speed dance!
Shrap!
Oh, shrap!
No! No!
What did they do to my boy?
What did they do to my boy?
Oh fuck, what is happening?
Oh chef, I'm glad you made it out.
I did my bun.
Yes you did.
I did my bun.
You Loki did. You Loki did.
I
The team anyway, I know how
All right
What the hell did I do?
This is great.
Hot dude's at me.
of
the
death
of
No, you must be not.
Oh my god, it's not going to work.
And we're back in the game.
Okay, there we go.
There we go.
There we go.
Let's go to the party, that boy!
What else is there?
Oh shit, I forgot about that gate.
We should have speeded this.
I'm not I'm not great. Yeah, sure. I mean, I'm injecting
All the same to me the faster I go back to gold the more fun we have
Oh
You can try to buy the key to get some out of the team
I'm here for my shields.
Yep, left.
Give me my shields or retouch.
Hands up.
I'll call you in the beer, I'll call you in the beer.
I'm going to be shield reloading.
You're going to swing left, what have you come out to?
Now she's going to move on.
They went to the bottom left.
Dude, I kind of need that blue bin.
Yeah, I hear you.
What do you need the blue bin for?
Yep.
She's battling it here.
Oh, that should be much.
Thank you.
Come on, come on, gang.
You're moving.
We're doing good.
Yeah, this is right now actually
Yo, yeah
Take me away bout
Okay
Yeah, we're not like we're in here, you know, but we we have to just take shots
It you wait did you have the gold bag with that dude? No, no, no, go back to your shit
That's old gold back
They're coming down the ramp, you know
left left left left left left
I don't know what you're just making.
He's dead.
He's dead.
He's dead.
I'm gonna knock off.
We'll knock off super late, okay?
He's dead.
He's dead, bro. Bad.
Are we dead?
I'm gonna see for a second.
He's dead.
we're back on super late super late
what the fuck wait you six out of a bitch
I'm good. What are we doing? What are we doing? Alright, let me think. So, we're probably
going to go like first floor, one of the big towers. I'm not really sure yet though. Hold
on. Take me away, Bowser! Okay, we got one there, two there. Yeah, first floor of the
right tower. First floor here. Sure. Okay, we got eight. All the way about it. I'm sure
Oh
broke right here dude she's getting hurt it nice penis hide hide you're getting
spilled yep you probably get me play you though play you play you
I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not oh fuck
Oh
They died for it. No, they absolutely died for it. They died right now
Same guy again
That was a really stupid push on them
I'm not gonna go anywhere else to go, I'm not gonna go.
Two teams other tower, team far field, team under.
Did you get third boys?
Yeah.
We got two kills.
We got two kills.
We got two kills.
We got two kills.
We got two kills.
We got two kills.
We got two kills.
We got one, we got two kills!
We're late!
I'm gonna go back to God with it.
I thought we did pretty good right there, I'm not gonna lie.
I mean they're good, I think we were killing it.
Guys, everyone in this lobby is so good, we did really good.
We got top three, or top four, couple kills.
Who's that leader in the lab?
Yeah, we can fucking build on that.
We can build on it.
Yeah, we, we, we, you, we take this feeling that we have and replicate it by injecting
heroin in our veins.
Yes.
Yes.
you
you
you
you
you
What's happening to the guy?
Yeah, what the fuck is that?
I don't know.
It's shit blue and orange.
Oh, I'm still alive.
Are we?
All right guys, I might be in a half page of heroes.
I'm ready to fight.
One bonus, one bonus.
I'm here. I think I'll do it. I think I'll do it. I think I'll do it.
He's at top.
I'm at top.
Oh.
Don't be wise.
I was catching by here with my surprise, yeah?
Fuck it. Good. I'm here.
He's coming.
They're over on that side.
One down, one down.
Shoot him.
Oh
Nice quick you quick you nice oh my god you managed
Wait what?
One down one down
Oh my god okay
all the way I want to watch your little purple guys I don't have a speed
biscuit speed biscuit speed biscuit speed biscuit speed biscuits
Treat yourself dog.
Thank you, bud.
Thank you, bud.
It's a good boy.
Have a speed, have a speed biscuit.
Thank you, thank you.
I don't know if I do speed biscuits.
No, no, no, no, no.
There we go.
There we go.
Pop a peanut's always going to take care of you.
They're on you. That's not good for me in my house. That's not good for me or my health.
Speed up this again. Shoot yourself. I was gonna drone strike him first, like I was Obama,
and then hit the speed. Again. I know, please man. It was, it was good that I could do that,
I still would see the size I can do well. We got 11 place
Ray she's pretty to me
She's pretty to me
Next game next game next game. It's not a phase dad
He's that oh, she's beautiful to me that what it is which one is it?
She's very beautiful
11th is like double first up that is true and it's that that's actually true
they use the same numbers just more and we did we come for half buddy I think we
came for it all did we not we did oh yeah oh yeah oh we did I want it all I
I want it all and I want it now
The boom boom
Yeah, what commercials are getting fizzed for four hours
This is great, I mean have we we're climbing right we were we were
Well
I think I still am but you're not because you're flat and I'm gold yeah
I don't I don't understand when when I win and how I got here my life I
Remember because the moment you got there
It was like an edit Eddie in the boys, but I believe I believe in this game with you two one or the other
He's silver
P2D3
Yeah
Rest rest I forgot we didn't get kind of beaver. I was in halfway 51. Fuck. Fuck it Elbate
Looks like I'm the gem mouse here lucky you
also I fucking hate this guy. Yeah, I don't think I like him much either. He's dead, he
was coming alive. Right, I had way more fun on that on that list. Yeah. But then again,
We're in gold four.
We're free.
Lock it in, boys.
Lock it in.
This is our game right here.
Here we go.
Give me that.
Give me that.
Give me that.
Give me that.
Give me that.
Give me that.
I should pretty fuckin' do it.
That feels good, Bowser.
That feels good, Edgar.
I'll be behind us either.
I feel a good boss behind us either
and we have a minute to reset.
You ever gripped your butthole with both your hands and see how wide it is to go?
Can't say I've done that one.
Can't say I've done that one.
over there I'll see the ship
I
Mean I mean I'm coming. Oh my god. This is behind me. Holy crap. Oh my goodness
Let's get
Yeah
I cracked his teammate in fucking terminal they're split
Yeah, I did I did
There's a speed biscuit here
It's related
I see fuck that team what's over this one? We are saying yeah, I agree
What they're doing
Hit the Valk.
Point two.
You went over this way, you put it in straight.
I'm gonna get on the roof.
Okay.
JOK!
Fuck off.
First hit.
One guy, peanut. One guy.
You're dead. You're dead.
I'm gonna chop another guy.
Yeah, see me, Jack.
Oh my God, I'm gonna chop another guy in the teeth.
Oh.
Take it off. Take it off. Take it off.
I got killed, I killed, I killed me.
Nani, Nani, Nani, Nani, Nani, Nani, Nani, Nani.
BUSH!
I
Just one team I don't understand there's two teams. We gotta be oh
Oh my goodness, you got caught out in the opening again boys.
LG for me, LG.
This next one.
No, no, no, this is no, no.
Big clicks, big clicks.
LG on this next one.
No, no, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me.
I want, I want, can I say something quick?
Can I say something?
16 hour deep.
Oh listen, let me, can I say something quick?
Sure.
I have heard that you are a man of valor.
man of fruition, a man who sees things through to the end and never gives up.
When he says something, he means it. His word is not flimsy, it is steel. His word
is not gooey, it is titanium. We go till we win. We go till we win. Damn. Damn. Word
is bond
Damn that do I have your word?
Damn
That's a damn I don't play either tiger in this bitch
It's kind of zoned out same damn there, I can't
Are we in it or are we not are you
are you the real soldier are you the real deal mr. Merck's or not are you the
real deal or not
stop saying damn mr. Merck's are you the real deal or are you not the real deal
I am I am then let's do it I'm on 16 fighting kids on
at all man I can't we got we got a they like you there won't be trouble
you guys we got this never back down never what
now I'm happy to get off it but if you do agree to this Nick you will do
everything in anything so our games I know I won't I swear to God I will put my
I have to get more damage than you ever get.
First scheme I don't get more damage, you can leave even if we go in.
Oh yeah, I'll sign that one.
Okay, okay, alright, okay, alright.
I'm gonna sweat my cock off.
I'm gonna sweat my literal penis off of my knobs.
I'm gonna get you.
I'm gonna get you.
I'm gonna get you.
I
Get a lot of fucking
Don't like me. Are we are we challenge or no?
No, we're not challenge. I'm gonna say
I agree. I agree. I agree.
The team here as well are right
These fucking cockheads are gonna have our nines
I
Was up to have a guide
I'll go shoo-ston. Yeah, go shoo-ston
Shoo-ston with your buddies. Stay with my buddies
I'm gonna do hood rat shit with my my buddies. The rat shit with your rat buddies
Yeah
I
Should we push up on this push up push we should we should grab this evil on the left honestly
Good thing you can see it. I'm gonna do this. No, you got the evil. Yeah, I fine. They're in here. They're in here
They're in this building. We're just gonna have to fight a nick. Yeah
We're gonna get flanks with a team on the
Look at you
I don't see him
Keep going
I'll see you somewhere
I'm above you
I think they ran out bro
I don't see him
Oh, it's not over
What's your word?
He was in the shadows
He was here. He was definitely here. I don't know where he went
They probably went for evil
Yeah.
On the right, on the right, deep right.
Watch his watch.
We're going to get out of here.
We'll click.
Hold on.
I'm going to chop him behind.
I got to get back to you.
Back one?
15, 15, 15, 15, 15.
Yeah, 100%.
That should be really bad.
We're going to play back on our sick as if we can.
Yeah, on, on.
Come on.
You hear that?
They're close.
Yep, they're good.
It's one here
We are sandwich boys I do a skedaddle skedaddle they follow me for me for me up to six
Well that deal broke immediately.
Loaded up, loaded up, loaded up.
Loaded up.
Loaded up.
Loaded up.
Ideal start now.
That was the warm up.
Dude, you guys zeroed dude.
You're trolling.
Listen to me, I was thinking big picture.
Big surprise.
Yo, hold on.
I was getting big.
Could I have brought up there, fruit boards,
got a couple of stumps off the store?
No, yeah.
I had 90 damage.
I wasn't thinking like that.
If I remember what you were doing all that shit,
you were doing, didn't you have a PK?
I'm your PK guy.
Yeah, I was a PK with Octane.
You did.
You did have a PK.
That's what I'm saying, bro.
I thought you said the wrong thing.
I think you have a PK.
Do Octane store.
Wait, isn't that like your thing?
You were do you were so that's my fang if you think I gotta be real bro when we played the first time me you would drag
We're dropping fucking four K's man for no reason. I don't know what was going on that night. I don't know
I don't know if you were
You want I was hard you were hard you were so
The cock was a long-ended miles you were fast and strong big and me tall
My penis was a plumb boss.
It was huge.
Fat cock.
Your dick was like a fucking Pringle.
Yeah, I was.
Yeah, boss.
Oh, man.
Pringle.
Yeah, boss.
Don't worry, boss.
Don't worry.
I am about to turn it on.
I am about to turn it on right here.
I love it.
Okay.
I'm going to turn it on.
I am turning the thrusters on that.
Octane PK.
Octane PK.
Sentinel.
No, what do you have was it a fucking yeah?
Door not that fucking loser
Damage, okay
We doing the thing where you spread your ass with your hands like yeah, boss. I'll just see how wide I can get it
I'm seeing like lines zigzags right now close my eyes and see my gun
Here we go, here we go, here we go, could be a little Hotty-Dotty, and then Estates?
A little Estates?
A little fucking Estation?
I love this part!
I'm the precipitation?
Is that 4-5 Estates?
That's when the water goes in the sky.
Yeah, condensation evaporates.
So condensation is when you're cold and the water's on the outside.
Oh.
That sounds hard.
Yeah, I did too.
Holy fucking shit.
Look, these guys can kindly fuck off in two and a half seconds, it'd be great.
Fire cross-track.
Yep.
Good luck.
Nice.
AD, can we aid mid together?
Brothers.
There's a guy in mid somewhere.
Good, good, good, good, good, good, good.
Hold on, hold on.
Come in.
I don't know where he is.
I'm going.
my son my son my son oh you guys were in the mid
hold on buddy there's a lot there's a lot there's a lot bro
watch out watch out watch out
watch my flash
do you have me do you have me
okay I'm here
I'm on you I'm on you
what the f***
keep over there this time he's low
I'm backing up I'm backing up
big damage big damage for these guys
come here Jack come here Jack
I think we should go flash speed up.
I'm gonna go flash.
I'm gonna kill you.
Yeah.
Shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot.
Go that one straight.
We have to clean this soon.
Nope.
Back one again.
It's over here.
There's another one on the left.
You want some of the other team?
Come on.
Let's get them.
Let's get them.
Let's get them.
Oh my god.
I got slammed.
I got slammed. Right here, right here. Oh, he's cute. He's cute. He's cute.
He's low.
The damage.
The damage.
Bitch.
Nice.
Got one.
Pretty much, pretty much.
I'm trapped.
I'm trapped.
I'm around the wall.
I killed one, boys.
Come on.
I'm gonna 2v1.
I'm doing my thing.
Hello?
Come here.
Can you go?
Can you get me?
Nice.
Nice.
Good.
Good.
Nice.
Nice.
Get him quick.
Yeah.
What should we do this?
Come on, thrash me.
We got to go, we got to go, if you don't check.
I'm low on ammo.
What do you need?
Light, light, light, light, light.
They're both on my bin, they're both on my bin.
We're sliding up now.
We're sliding up now.
Come here, come here, come here, come here, come here.
Love it.
Love it.
Oh, fuck, we tried.
What happened?
I
The challenge starts now now the challenge starts
I
Got you guys is there any way that whenever I shoot my first bullet out of my gun that we don't have
17 giant burly thick men come read my asshole
Is there is there any way
It's a 80 chance we could do that is there any chance that after I shoot my bullet
I first bullet that my butthole doesn't look like it just went through the vendor and crispy cream
Okay, that would be great that little cheesy sauce all over that thing
The cheesy shot that would be fantastic that would be fantastic
Looks like somebody snapped on ass with a fucking cream packet.
Handful of mayonnaise.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Jesus Christ.
That little jizzy packet in the fucking...
What's that one thing we used to eat?
Put a toaster strudel.
Toaster strudel. Toaster strudel. Toaster strudel.
Guys, these guys are so good.
These guys are so fucking good.
They're so good. They're so good.
We have to get the big spot.
Let's go Elysium.
Mmmmmmm.
We did it.
I'm down.
Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it.
Is that what you said?
I'm just gonna ask you.
You see us, dude.
How do you say it?
How do you say it in Venezuela?
What the fuck are you?
What?
It's Elysium.
What?
Yeah, Elysium.
Yeah.
E.
Yeah.
E.
Elysium.
Guys, fly right in the middle.
Grab Maduro, get out.
What's up with that, Jack?
You want to give me another presentation on that?
Pussy?
Fuck you.
You guys laying in light bed or no?
Yes, yes, yes.
All right.
They're on it.
Well, we have a T1.
Oh, nobody, I'm not going there.
What?
I get a gun and I go.
Good.
Come on.
I got these guys, I'm reset, I'm reset.
Oh, I'm ahead of you.
You got one hard.
You're cute, you're cute, you're cute.
What?
Oh, there's shots for you.
There are you, speed.
That's nothing.
That's nice!
Shit, baby.
Yeah, yeah.
Wings closing, he's still on it.
I squashed his first blood.
Feeling good about this, Colombo.
I killed him. His boys.
Should be here, you know?
I probably should be here.
One in the back!
Coming.
I'm gonna win, I'm gonna win.
Keep walking, keep walking!
I'm coming.
Hold on.
One dead.
Back.
Oh my god from behind from behind from behind
good all right all right all right oh my god dude oh my god and
upgrade that'll blow your hair back
come on come on come on come on
fuck it's right
hey blitz blitz blitz what are you blitz
I'm dead it's not gonna be me jeep it's not me jeep oh my goodness dude how many
He fuckers out of there!
And left.
11
You guys think we're getting stream time for now
Yeah, absolutely
No, no, I think it's like a blend of both but yeah, we're definitely
We've been killed by the same like your teams
Oh
oh my goodness oh we just have to ascend you know we have to ascend you have to
ascend above the stream snipers you come on
I thought we did really good there
yeah I don't care about it
we killed the first team we killed the third party new team comes and they
would be nice to track didn't face check everything I was just looting for the
first time three fights
you walked out of the door and got a re-knock so quick we're in a we're in a
stupid lobby
We got it when you come in.
For a stupid love line.
Commander permission to use this learn.
Permission granted.
We're the lobby full of ****
We're going to win this one gang.
Jack what was Denny's name and counter strike?
Working on greats.
Denny's name was Counter Strike.
What was it?
What was his name, Counter Strike?
It was something tart.
What was he doing so great? I could use your beef to grab on now. Yeah, oh, yeah, I
Have one I gotta get a lot of margaritard
That's whole that's so hard, bro
It's like a margarita that word
That's margarit no, I'm not saying that oh, no, I'm saying I'm
margarita
But like
What you've ever
Guys this is the same thing as the movie Palisade just cuz it's a drink doesn't mean you can say it
What if they made a drink?
Oh
I kind of zipped him, I can't lie.
Oh my god, there's a team right there.
Yeah, just go...
There it is.
Ah, it's the perfect one.
Nice.
What a sweep of life.
Drag, if I open this fucking thing,
and I see 37 from you ever again,
Dude, I didn't think I was going to...
You guys got a gun tonight, didn't you?
I'm getting a beef steak.
I'm getting a beef steak and taking a beef steak.
Just give it a week and let all these mad heads.
Oh, I, dude, wow, this has been the sweatiest day of my life.
a long time you didn't know why was hoping that you were going to play better well I'm also sick
and I'll make I'm like I'm fully there but I'm also just fucking ass now no no you're not here
for the plane do you know no I'm rage me I'm rage me look two games in a one-to-one he looks for
what I know and who who do we just got these are golds man we came for these we can't do that
Gold. Third gold fucking three, bro.
Yeah, but we're not like Joe Max and Leo Bitch.
And the team that killed this last game was also a pro Mexican team.
Still want to gas him up on shit.
I think I love you, bro, but damn, I watched four games in 12 minutes.
What? I mean...
Yeah, he's right. He did, right?
Tell him to load up and play in these lobbies.
I
16 hours in I
Mean I'm seeing in like like what do I have fish see the fish see with normal colors
No, I think I don't think they have that patch. I think they're colorblind
Download that chip
They didn't read the patch notes.
No, not that.
What kind of fish do they see?
I'm gonna Google that.
With their eyes.
No, dumbass.
Dumbass.
Yeah.
What?
What?
Like, in what color?
Like, do they see colors?
Fucking blue.
The ocean is blue.
They slip in the ocean.
Dude.
You're in the ocean.
It's not blue.
I'm never lies.
What you doing?
It's not blue.
Really, if the ocean's not blue,
I've got some rethinkin' to do.
A lot.
Inside the ocean, it's not blue.
What color is it then?
Oh, they do see colors, Nick.
Do they?
With enhanced UV vision.
No way, okay, that's me right now.
Look, push.
I'm seeing it in fucking enhanced.
Oh my goodness, enhanced UB.
I mean nothing.
You guys, quiet down.
I'm just gonna five pack away gay beast.
What the hell is that?
It's not way gay.
It's wagging.
It's not way gay.
Those who stop fucking blue.
We use Chuck to fuck up.
You're calling it way gay?
It's good to say it's way gay,
but I can't say Margarita.
But he go a beach dick way gay
What go go here?
Wag you it's not like you. It's wagoo
Well, I know
If you don't let light be with me, I'm gonna fucking freak out. Are you sure you fuck you the light?
No chance, right?
Oh my god, I'm dead.
The one is one HP and it 260 damage.
Oh my god, I missed everything.
They can so-
I gotta go to bed.
No, no you don't.
No you-
I'm not getting off on-
No, cuz you guys don't care man.
I can see it there.
Mr. Merckx, Mr. Merckx.
I would say my first board time.
Fuck you.
Zero damage dealt.
Dude, if I open the fucking thing I see zero from you warmth
Fuck me. We got fuck me. How are you?
Damage you guys do damage again. You're the bunker leader. No, no, no
Yo PS chat we have got to have some kind of accountability, bro. This is a bug you ladies
No, you fucking calm chat. No, but you this is back to buggy ladders. You stand up right now. This is fucking crazy
Mm-hmm. No, it was dizzy took my gun
Bro drag I I clipped one and one was to HP well lucky bro just fucking breathe on the wall
Are you took them both my ammo section? I had a p20. I took one. That's true. Yeah, somebody took my gun and I died
Right, I think peanuts with the animal second didn't and didn't I think he did I think he took a second no gun. Okay
He didn't care. He didn't care.
He didn't care.
He didn't care.
All right, Elsie.
Yeah, he didn't care.
No, no, no.
I didn't care so much about your mother.
I mean, I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Shut the fuck up.
I swear, guys.
I swear, guys.
I swear, guys.
See, we just get away.
Rizzle.
Rizzle might do some.
Come on.
The ocean's not even blue.
Yeah, what the fuck?
Yeah, it's blue again.
No, it's not.
But when you go in, it's not blue, peanut.
Like, fish color is in blue.
Then, Mr. Marks, what color is it?
Have you ever been in the ocean to open your eyes?
Marks!
Blue?
I don't want to hear an explanation.
I don't want to hear it happening.
I don't think it changes colors.
It changes colors.
It's not black.
Blue color is yellow again.
It's not blue.
It's clear.
Water is clear.
Peanut, if you grab a bucket of Oat, clear is not a color.
It's in blue water.
Water is not a color.
I think you're in the water.
It's blue water.
If you grab a bucket of ocean water, it's going to suck you up.
It has to be cleaner.
Fuckin' blue.
He's a relinquish!
Oh my God.
Relinquish!
Relinquish!
Weiner!
Bottle-like-wish!
They're going broke now, LG.
That's right.
Relinquish.
Isn't it relinquish?
Oh.
That's it.
Where?
Up right.
Pfft.
It is.
Oh.
That's it.
Where?
Up right.
It is.
I
Do something something
God damn tennis blues first level ready if you flame up
I was with that dress for like five years ago when it was like it was yellow. Yeah, it was it was it was blue
But no, it was actually showed that I think that in reality
It was like when you actually did it to a science. I genuinely saw gold and white. So
I did. Yeah, I did. I did. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Oh, no. I think that they like did it
like scientifically or whatever. I think it ended up being it ended up being blue and black.
Yeah, I actually saw a tweet about it today.
I...
Where'd you like to go?
Fortunately.
Well, you're wrong.
So...
I don't know how the fuck you ended up in this horrible...
That's what it was!
What it was?
The explanation line, that is.
Well, yeah, I saw the creation where they actually took two sides of the dress and put the colors, like, in pixels and then put them next to each other and, like, do the exact same.
It was crazy to see.
I said, you should look that up.
You should look that up.
I'm like
Like like they'll take a piece that's obviously gold and then take a piece that's obviously black and we'll put them side by side
And they'll be like the same color for some reason
He's bad like with this nature thinking these are the fish are taking when they're in there
Well dark green
Ocean according to fucking this guy
When they're with their light red ocean
I
Missed a pk you guys ever paying anything or just not fucking care. I hate you. I care a lot
As you're fighting right here boys, okay? Okay?
You're very lonely
I remember, go ahead.
Bokeh, Bokeh, Bokeh!
Watch, watch, watch, watch.
Oh my god, there's a hundred people here.
I can't see, I can't see shit.
Oh, nice name.
I'm going in!
I'm about to tell you.
Oh shit.
Oh
They're so weak they're so weak they're so weak, please
Jack under me under me nice
Right here boys to do I think
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my goodness. Oh my god.
That's a new new team. We're drag going on. We're just going on there.
Who dragged going on what's going on there, bud?
Guys, I'm just ask mr. Merchant. We're going in we're going in I'm gonna make you proud mr.
Merchant I'm gonna make you proud
You have one less damage than footlover over here, I cannot believe that I cannot believe
You see that one damage.
What did he spit on a guy?
How did he even get one damage?
No, Mr. Merckx, don't go anywhere, Mr. Merckx.