NICKMERCS
ARC RAIDERS #1 POV INTO LEAGUE OF LEGENDS w/ HUTCHMF! ๐ฅ @Nickmercs !prime
05-07-2026 ยท 8h 38m
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Ha ha ha!
Hey smotherfuckers! Give me my win, huh?
That three-year-old's got this motherfucker with the best figures in life.
Is that true?
Yeah!
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White was serving that I've been here ain't going back
I had to go bitch off that bad boy she's throwin' back
I can't go in that pussy
Played with Fielo, nigga made back with Rick and Ross
My chain rocks like I know, jiggas best buzz I do
Oh my god!
So, stream!
It's class that we can run, it's called production.
It does one thing, produces.
Okay!
You ready?
You need help on that?
That's a fucking clip!
I don't want to stay in my shack with you, you little slut.
And I don't want to stay as night!
Sometimes I give you the pain
You love me
Oh!
I feel like I never thought I'd ever see you again
You like that? You like that?
I don't get the fuck out of this
You like that?
Get away from me!
Fuck!
What?
Take me first and get that guy off
And what are you doing?
What is the worst idea you've ever told me to do?
I'm gonna bring you pirates, get in this gun
What?
What?
How did you do that to me?
Who makes this fucking game?
Find him?
Free thing, free thing
Oh
What's up turtle
Oh, shit!
Please!
I need a...
Oh, shit!
I'm not doing that overkill.
Right!
You little fuck! I need you!
Ah!
I need you!
Oh, shit!
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
Everybody at this shit beat the fuck out of this building!
What's your name?
How old are you?
You know how to respect that, bro.
No, what the f**k is this?
You're f**king big-name fucking pimp.
You're shooting at me, dick.
Oh, no, he ain't coming, man.
Hey!
But, you know what? Stop screaming, man!
Yeah, you can have me, but don't scream no more.
You didn't even know I was shooting five minutes ago, but you know don't be fake, bro
Yapo, Coachefo, El Guapo, El Gordito, El Longo, El White, Ditto
All I'm saying is when it was time to aim, it looked like this
That's when like no one knew what it's about to be now I need a bear one
I was definitely here for someone who was from the way he went in.
I'm made about it.
I was here for you!
That's it, that's it, dude.
We won.
We won.
We won.
Wait, we're playing 1000.
What's up, bro?
You know you're going to play it out, y'all?
We're going to play it out, bro.
I'm out of 360.
You know, dude.
What's up, PK?
We fucked around in 1A, huh?
Oh, man.
We fucked around in 1A.
We fucked around in 1A.
There's a lot of them inside the spot, making a difference.
The number check.
All's knocked on C.
This could be number five and gets it.
Elevate goes down the trap as well.
Ladies and gentlemen, Nick Merck.
Absolutely dominating this game.
58 players left.
Six Elims.
They're one away from three points based on Elims away.
And I gotta say, Jack, I think just make it rain bonuses in the back for them.
Yeah.
Four seconds left.
They're not done yet.
They're pushing up top.
James got more players above him.
The time between the two were watching earlier.
They're in a huge, big battle right now.
It's more glossy and safe.
Versus Nick Mertz and Aiden Trailing getting some damage done.
If they get these two, they're in big bonus territory.
Aiden Magic is looking what he's doing right now.
Absolutely stunning. He's got the high ground for the moment.
The smoke comes in.
Are you kidding me?
To my seat!
I
Let me get you.
I'll get you for your fire.
You can't see where your fire is.
I can't see where your fire is.
Let your music go.
Come on, come on, come on.
I'll take you back to hell.
Dad! Dad! Dad!
Oh, my God! This is great!
Oh! What the fuck is going on?
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
Just shoot him!
From anywhere!
Go ahead and have a drink.
I have a date!
It's a way to think that.
Get out of here!
Okay, well...
Where the fuck did you look out right after, Pato?!
You got this, Alex, too?
This is time for love, don't always come and go
I don't want to ruin this one
This time for love, don't always come and go
I'm glad we won that. I'll say that.
Why you saying that like that?
I
You fucking masturbate the anime shut the fuck up bitch
Yes! Can we say that shit so well?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
Now, now, now. Let's go, baby.
Let's go, baby.
I think they got it. I think they got it.
I don't see anything.
I
Hard guy, on my fucking skill level.
You might dive it.
I don't feel like I should.
Oh, no.
What was that?
Watch out, watch out, watch out, watch out, watch out, watch out, watch out, watch out.
Get the fuck off me, baby!
Let's go!
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One electric oh
She do chess is the same
No matter what you do
You'll never see me again
Why so big?
That's what she said
I'm right for you
You'll never see me again
No matter what you do
Forever and ever
Life is never, never
Forever never comes around
Forever and ever
Yeah, we doing we're doing great bro. We're doing great. We're doing big great
Rooms they can reset man. Dr. Gallon shouldn't have canceled. We moved the cake. We would be way higher should have canceled when we moved
The cake we would be way higher. Oh
You oh shit you cancel your cell when with the cake. Yeah. Oh, yeah
We
Yeah
Yeah, yeah, we did we rewrite we did do that didn't we
Picture they reached up a uh, it's he bail they can know what they do bully. Thank you J. Dubb. Thank you
Is that a gift to Sebastian W. Dr. Gal get the one that it is pancakes
Jet pancakes or waffles or french toast
What's your pick?
Yeah, I think I'm a pancake guy.
I think I'm just a fucking pancake guy. I keep it simple man.
Like some really good pancakes?
I eat the fog man the way they it's just it's way easier to blend the pancake in my opinion, you know?
Just kind of gets it all it gets everywhere, you know?
It's like a little like a little bit of everything. Oh my god. Were we in Hamburg yesterday?
Back again, huh?
Yo, I feel like we were kind of losing this shit, I mean.
There were some cheaters.
We gotta lock your brains now.
We gotta lock the fucking right now.
Lock the fucking right now.
How to play it with the game, sir, Thrasher the Pro?
Wait, damn, I'm lovin' it. Use code every for a nice little miscal?
Well, I told you guys man, we were way ahead, I told you, now everybody's on it, you know
what I said?
What's the giveaway dude, soon man, soon, real soon, hopefully, but we have four streams
of four big streams of them this year on contract, so you know, it's gonna happen, I just don't
know when, hopefully soon.
Me it will be soon, I just don't know how soon
How soon I need it we're soft scheduled for a week from tomorrow
Soft I say soft scheduled because they keep changing the date. Okay. They got like one over and up in there companies on fire
blowing up man
I told you games here. I told you man. I said I
I said it's an insane product than it is man, it's crazy
The talk of the town
The dog of the fucking down
I T mighty three seven M web e money supreme be easy
appreciate
Got him got him got him got him got him got him what I'm gonna do what I'm gonna do
We need more fe- let's get- let's buy 20.
Oh.
Uh, we need more greens.
Buy 10.
And then we need more shields.
I'll buy six- six walls.
Graph is shit, don't it, dude?
Graph like fucking nine more.
No hash keys.
Sure.
Sure.
Should be nine minds. Teenage. We have five. Here we go.
Rewires. Okay. Ten Jolts. Alright, bang.
Should be juice though should have everything we need
3 stacks, 4 stacks maybe, 320.
Perfect.
Cash!
Cash me out!
Broken guidance system, scratch with 4 pluses, Z stack into 3 for total of 12 per stack,
Very slept on broken guidance systems
I don't even know what that is
But I know where I would find it my these
Because this they're racist against the other maps
They're fucking racist, bro
We should we should we should have been at
All that shit on other maps
But it's only on Montee's because they're races from take it out out miss Marie
Thank you for the five six appreciates you your mind. Thank you Taylor. Thank you real cool world. Thank you Tyler
Thank you fat Tony. Thank you for the problems. I won't this dream of the team
There's a bit of a pain to go get I
Hate how all the fucking good Lewis on my teeth, but I can't stand that
We get a little return to Mac, bro. You know that White House UFC car check. I'm getting a little excited about I can't lie to you, bro
I think Ilya is just gonna go to work. Okay. I don't see how he loses his fight really
I'm really a demon man. Good morning
My jungler
Yeah, I love when you roll and I love when you can't I love when you're in my mid lane
I love when you can't that motherfucker across from me
You put his brain in hell
we make him want to die but in the fucking game cuz we ain't that guy
oh dear oh my god just almost sang it hutch we got to get you on the bear man
you're totally playing the inferior bear there's a better bear to obtain it's
Udir, okay? We got it. We got to activate the Udir card
Fatty give it a mellow J that you put a 14 bro
Just so I can go hey right hey, hey there
Hey there
How's our student have haven't updated my game at all?
It's horrible
The map the map itself is good
But the they put so many fucking arc on it and before Jads like oh my god Nick. It's arc Raiders
I understand, but it's arc and Raiders
The distribution on the new map is not that
On the new map it's like
Sorry
And then
Like they spawned in two other teams in 900 arc. I
Don't want to play that way bro. I didn't sign up for that shit
I didn't sign up to fight that shit every fucking game and I'm gonna take an angle on a right flank
I gotta shoot three pissers three stitchers three fucking flies a wasp all worn in a dragon fucking
dragon
We were thinking about that. Good morning. Just joined the brothers yelling already. Yeah, welcome to the stream
Welcome to the stream man. Jay, even the seven months man. So baby appreciate you
No we need man listen map. I'm not here to pvp
I'm here to get processors and batteries and wires
But rain for I don't really have a time for you brother
We're gonna play until we're done playing and then we're gonna go to League of Legends
That's gonna be what we're doing today, man
Now hold on
Because I say I don't come to pvp
Oh fuck am I right?
Damn.
That was a good ape over here man.
Oh
Shit oh shit
I
Was helping you
I was literally helping you wait wait wait I was helping you I was literally helping you
So Tom Bob, bro, this shit that I'm talking about right here, bro because
Because
This goes back to what I was saying about AI, okay?
AI is learning. They're getting better every day.
AI just heard what I said about them.
And in the middle of me getting ready to not only...
I was literally going to heal that guy.
I know that when I aimed in on my gun, it looked like I was going to shoot him,
but I wasn't. I was going to heal him with herbals.
In the middle of me going to help my my my comrade
It turned on me
You understand
Learned brother listening men the phones that you the phone heard me say that and the phone knows my name is this in the game
The phone told the art and a our graders are was like Roger 10 for
We're on it. Don't worry. Bang
Put the phone down. Zeroed it on my location, bro.
Do you see what I'm talking about?
God.
Well, thank God we have 104 teppas.
What a rat, dude.
What a rat. I would never, like, if I, Jeff, I saw any of you guys, man, struggling against arc like that,
I wouldn't laugh.
You know, I would run as fast as I could to help you.
To make sure that you're okay.
And if you went down, I'd defib you.
If you didn't have any more heals, I'd give you mine.
Whatever you need man like I would be I'd be there for you
Just know that guy's day is coming
Because that's a bad way to start his Thursday morning
He started the Thursday morning by betraying the raider against the Ark. I've never done that. I revived moms
I pick them up. I
I literally help them get to their kids' school all the time so they can pick up their children!
I'm the nicest guy!
I do. I revive them, bro.
What was her name? Tracy.
Joe N. What was your fucking name, bro?
Jody Jody, bro.
You ain't got a lot of kicking, big dog.
I'm not lying, man.
I'm not lying, bro.
I'm so nice.
I'm s- I'm s-
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Me and my homeboy was wrestling and I felt his boner shaking my head
You're wrestling with your boy and he got hard. Oh, yeah
What's your boys name like what what's his name?
Y'all be hanging out a lot and shit
You like to do like, you know, you always do a sleepover, is it?
would kill you in chess? Yeah. I don't think I'd stand a chance. Honestly. That's it.
That's a task that I don't think I'm up for, actually. Childhood, who's a childhood friend?
friend that'll happen now listen it's really early I say it's really early
That's super violent.
And I'm in a good mood.
You know what I mean? Like, my day isn't...
People haven't pissed me off yet.
Because I just got betrayed last game.
But I got the patience of a monk.
Well listen I got news for you buddy I don't want to fight either but this is my
building no this is my building no you guys leave now
No, no, no, there's no room
Last warning to leave my building amicably
Now you might ask what does that mean? I don't know what that means. I say the sound smart
I can't say about gun to my head. I'm dead if I had to spell that shit
But I want you to leave my building
I
You go downstairs, I won't shoot you let's go downstairs
This is my building run
No, no, no, I spent a lot of money on this building are you get out
No, I was playing off-stream.
What?
It was grinding.
Getting those precious.
Stop, stop, stop.
I'm great.
I gotta kill him, bro. He ain't leaving.
Did he move?
All right.
All right.
Oh my god, this is the hell.
Oh man.
This thing's serious.
I'm the roof, two of them, two of them on the roof of the roof, wow.
how's there gonna be two on the roof guys please please do tell me that
what the fuck
Don't shoot!
Damn!
Don't shoot!
That T-Dance is cool too.
Aw man, I could have been a little faster, but I wasn't gonna shoot you.
Alright, we're a bit gay.
Why did you sneak that one out of me late, you know?
Like that was mad late.
You know what I'm saying?
I like blurted out the very end.
This is my building.
My building.
All I wanted was processors.
But there's only like 10 people to play this game anymore.
Oh.
I had a feeling it was going to go like this.
A real farmer right here.
It's a real farmer right here.
Oh man, what's a farmer?
Sure.
Damn, damn, damn.
I
Like it get sensors though
Recessors
All right now everybody leave me alone man going in here
It's my building I
Paid for this with my own money
was kind of crowdfunded
fair
me and chap paid for this with our own money
and
nobody can have it but us
with the zip guy that guy was a free kid
Processors, wires, sensors, beautiful.
We need an MFAM barbecue.
I can't.
I'm retired.
I'm all, I'm all retired.
MFAM, but no, we, there might be a world we do another one in ten years maybe.
You don't care about us anymore chat I don't graduated I don't care no mo wow you can say
Hey, I changed, that's what you could say.
I'm paranoid and quick.
Someone get his ass another steroid.
Hoppin' it blue blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
I didn't hear a word you said.
Gibbity who blah?
Is that a tank top or a new ball?
Look, Snoop Dogg, he's got a fuckin' blue job.
He would if he gave it another 1,000 subs.
The last barbeque cost me a half a m. What do you mean another hundred subs?
I'm being crept on Jacob what up man?
I miss the intro well see you tomorrow buster like the YouTube boys twitches still lasts
What do you need to see you tomorrow buster?
You're fucking leaving dude. She's got here
It's a serious
Pulled up gave me fifty dollars in ice leaving
Dude we gotta kill it
I hear somebody he's got really really really big feet
I smell you.
oh damn damn that motherfuckers in hell bro that guy don't look too good
either barbecue went crazy though that shit was dope that shit was dope I had a
lot of fun until I threw up everywhere
I think he's fucking roofed, maybe.
I think destroy those pops was a mistake my friend.
Why don't want to, they always come up the fucking stairs and blow up my mind.
Please.
I just wanted to leave.
What?
Are you- come on, come on, tell me.
I hope you get some socks in the rest of your life.
We could have been something.
You tell me what we could be.
You tell me what we could be.
Best friends who escort each other off and go back to Speranza together.
Best friends.
Are you gonna do that?
I know I heard that she I know I heard that shield buster
Yeah, that's a good idea, bro, here's a full scope, yeah, defib, go ahead, bro.
With what motherfucking defib, bro, would you like me to go defib him?
I'ma wait, you let me know, bro.
Defeat him.
Piss me off, defeat him.
At best, we could've walked him to the extract.
I gave people specific instructions.
Do not come to my building when I need processors.
I am proud of this.
Is that the real thing?
Fuckin' buzzes.
Hey, uh, nice, uh, jump, bro. That was sick.
No, that was sick, bro. That was the sick jump that you did right there, bro.
I love the part when you just fell and hit your fucking head on the dirt.
Look at you in the dirt, like a dumb bitch.
Look at you, bro. On your fucking knees.
Bark, motherfucker! Bark, motherfucker!
You wanna fucking treat? You wanna treat?
That's a good boy. That's a good boy. That's a good fucking boy. Good boy. Good boy. Good boy. Good boy. Good boy. Good boy.
Hey, is that the real me?
What's up, Pat?
What's that way to go?
I'm looking for it.
I'm looking for it on the screen all the time.
I'm looking for a D-fab, bro. Hold on.
That guy pissed me off. He actually had a D-fab, bro. Could you believe it?
That's crazy.
The fucking miracle.
I
I'm just like you bro, you know, I'm trying to kill everybody too. It's fine. You lost your fight, bro
You got swung you lost your fight
You know what you did
You know what you did? Your name is Fentonaw. Do you think that you're
trolloping around on space board looking for fucking strawberries?
I just don't want to be lied to.
I want the truth. I can handle it. Yeah, Fentonaw and the boys.
Right? Just...
Right? Looking for fucking, I don't know,
Expedition points
Just be real about it
Yeah smoke grenades a wall
Ready for I'm sure
Benny Benazi more walls definitely
Sake of it man. What is this guy fucking doing up there, bro?
Quick, someone get his ass another Stereroid!
A hibbity hibbity hubla!
Whoa, that guy ain't seen a bird, though.
Look at it.
Maybe shut the doors, turn the lights down low.
The kind of music that's soft and slow.
Danger in that elevator.
Danger.
Maybe we don't have no place to go.
I hope you understand.
you know for all this games bullshit we gotta be able to sit back and just
appreciate the views but would you look at that look at how beautiful this fucking
game is man
Okay, you think I want to look too far at telling the park on your good boy?
You think?
No?
I think that kinda hurts truly.
Yeah, laddie.
You gotta hear this voice.
It's not hurting.
It's like when somebody talks shit, you talk shit, and you slap them.
You like, don't do nothing or something.
It's not hurting, man. It's not like he was injured.
And then you fuck them.
Oh fuck.
Oh fuck.
BLEEP!
Fucking fall start.
Number 92, Black Flag.
In the twist chat.
I don't think I can ever say his name out loud again because my guy was that fucking close.
So we will from this point forward be calling him Black.
Actually no we won't.
We will be calling him BL, BBL, BBL Drizzy.
No, we won't. We will be calling him flag. No, we won't.
We will be calling him BF. Nope, that ain't gonna work it.
We will not be calling him shit.
We ain't ever gonna talk to him again.
We're gonna take this exact...
We ain't gonna get cancelled up on Twitter!
Holy shit, man.
Yo, I just, like, in real time, realized that guy's name is literally the worst name in Twitter.
I thought Nick Merks was bad.
Nah.
He's got me B, bro.
I gotta find, let me find a song to sing to influence my heart out real quick, Mark.
Everybody chill. I'll put a little concert on for you. There we go. Because you know I'm the back at the best boy
Checking me like a really good song to sing really popular like something that you know just would fit my voice
You know I'm saying like thinking like an angel
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Like good job for me so everybody just follow me because we need a little contravert Nick slump me out
Slut me out. Yo, Joe Verne. Watch your mouth and watch your back
Because things can get weird really quick in here, man. Okay, it'll be chitty-chitty gang bang
You'll be like, yo, how did we get here? Right? Well, it's on now, buddy. Okay. Hey pal
He's just kid serious. He's still not here. Are we fucking for real?
Are you there, bro?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Yo, how do, like, people who sing get their voices ready to sing?
Like, what exercises do they do?
Could you say that
Somebody who sings professionally could otherwise be known as a throat goat
What do you think
Because surely it's all coming from the throat in the chest long area
So you got to be able to have that dog in you
Right if you're if you're a singer like there's no way that you can't sing if
Do you have a gag reflex if you're a singer
Hold hold. It's 10 a.m. And that's an inappropriate
Question and I'd like to apologize to the entire country of China and my grandma if she's in here, okay
Okay, let's move on.
Amicably, Nico, are you here?
Are you just got back?
Hello.
Okay, good.
Turn off your music and pay attention to me, don't interrupt.
Thank you.
Okay.
Uh.
Mm, yeah.
Mm, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Mm, yeah.
Go full screen, Nico.
Mm, yeah.
Mm, yeah.
I can't believe it.
I know you smell the makeup perfume, the makeup on his shirt, you don't believe his stories,
you don't believe me, you know that there are lies, bad as you are, damn, they'll stick
around, and I just don't know why, if I was your man, baby, you never would be proud of
What I do, I ain't coming home back to you
Every night, do you write?
You the type of woman to search the bank
Gifts of your diamond head for the ring
Maybe you're a star, I just want to show you you are
You should let me love you, let me be the one
To give you everything you want anyway
Baby, you love it, protection
Make me your selection
Show you the way love
The bones to be
Baby, you should let me love you
Love you, love you
Love you, yeah
Yeah, you tell me I didn't murder that!
Oh, that was pretty good, bro.
Thanks, bro.
I got my element right that took a little too far yeah all right. That's my bad bro serenade that pussy. I just meant like like like and for em em emm
emm... emmothetically.
What? See that? What's that word?
Em...
Light.
Maybe I...
Is that a slur?
Emmothetically.
A pseudomethane.
Or something fucking here, bro, who's real?
You know what a banger right yeah, I love you. You know old bangers
Empathetic manner. Yeah, I don't know what I was saying right there, bro. I think I like like legit. I might have had a stroke
I've been an expediting
Exhibiting little or no emotion has waited a strong feeling or passion.
Yeah, exactly.
Now, once you guys know that the plumbers are here,
and they're hooking up to do toilet.
And there will be a moment when I leave.
Because I will be absolutely putting this on Instagram story by New Toilet.
Holy shit.
Hi, I might sit on that bidet for 20 minutes
Just let him play just get all in there
Yo, bro, like I'm gonna be for gas you know, but like you really like that
Appreciate you. I appreciate you. I told you man
I'm ready
We'll fucking roll deep
I'm not I'm not that good
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You know what screws me up honestly like on stream. I'm dead ass the only time I get tired and weird on stream is one
If I got a gigantic poop ruin and I'm just uncomfortable
You know what I mean, I'm not comfy.
That's a bad one.
And then two, if I'm drinking, dude, I hit a wall when I'm drinking on a string.
Like I'll be chilling, you know, doing my thing, have a drink, I'm still chilling, and then
like an hour goes by, I'm slammed.
I'm like looking at my wall, like it's talking to me.
those two things man, or if I eat like super heavy food,
look at the slamming chili cheese dogs, you know?
Chili cheese dogs.
So chili cheese, oh did you eat breakfast yet or no?
Did you have any food?
No, I don't, I don't.
You don't eat when you wake up, no?
I don't eat, I don't eat for like a couple hours.
That's smart, keep you healthy.
Hey, you know like when I worked here,
like it was, I never ate.
Hey, you don't have to have breakfast.
I mean you should have a little something, like a little...
Or you start your day with something.
I don't do anything.
I don't have an athletic at all.
No, when I'm saying little something, like, okay, dream scenario for you.
You do an overnight pass, 12 hours, whatever that means.
Like, you probably don't eat right before you go to bed, right?
Or do you?
No, no, no, no, no, no. I actually don't want to do that.
Okay, so you probably don't eat like 12 hours, maybe a little bit more.
But I do the same thing.
And then when I wake up every day every day, I have like coconut water
I drink pickle juice like super healthy pickle juice
And then I take that into my coffee
So I'm super hydrated
I never like
the morning yeah very healthy I was too like you're rid of a hangover right you
know why right like the body yeah if you don't want to eat I mean if you want
I mean I like breakfast though I'm a big breakfast guy I do like to eat
breakfast I love eggs I love baking I love what should I do like breakfast like
Wait, bro, like, be like, cash brown?
Three eggs!
Quiet, well, some type of potato. No, I don't like scrambled eggs, by over easy. I like the yolk.
I love bacon, but it's not good for you, truly.
I hate turkey.
I hate bacon, it's for the double.
Oh, they're right here, we got locked in.
Okay.
On the left, is he left?
I'm shooting the same thing, I'm gonna throw one over the top so I get lucky.
We should go pyramid and get control of that first, if we can, it's kind of weird, round
the right over there.
I'll be top left right, I'll be there.
We're gonna go to space for that again wires
I'm gonna walk up first. I think it's three of us. I might have done all right
All right, all right
Good day, good day, good day, good day
get back in
oh yeah
nice nade bro
feel it feel it feel it
danger
watch out
one more weekend, one more weekend bro
yeah yeah yeah
watch out watch out
watch out you had shot it like that
damn
see me James
oh yeah sure he has
right there
You're not going to try like that!
I'll almost try his death.
Okay, listen, there's a whole new team on top.
If you pick me up, then I'll beat your soldier.
And we'll help you fight him.
If not, you do.
I'm sorry, I don't think we have to get on top.
Okay, but I'll help you kill the team on top though. I'll help you kill the team on top and I'll give you all my shit
Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen
Okay, you need a bus, you need a bus
I did the exact same line on you
Like, two weeks ago
And you killed me
You remember?
Stylist TTV?
No
Yeah
No, no, no
Say you swear to God
Okay
Uh, sir, if they got me, you gotta kill me
Okay, okay, kill me, kill me
Sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry
No, no, no, kill for kill, kill for kill
I'm just fucking up, fucking up
Alright, alright
You know where they are
if it's Nades, if it's Nades, then no space, no space, no space
oh shit, shit, shit
they're hacking by the way, I'm not sure
got a wall three, a wall three?
ok
then uh, there are the pro, who is?
the guy that killed me up top
the guy, the guy up top is hacking
the guy, the guy on top rock
easy
Are you solo?
No, no, I had a teammate, but we died.
They died.
What are you killing?
Yeah, you know if in it?
Is your boy okay?
He seems so.
Let's go help him.
Okay, hold on.
The guy, the guy...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bring 90s, bring 90s!
The guy up top, Roger's cheating.
My best friend is your biggest friend.
So you swear. Tell him what's up, what up, man.
He's being his air-merks.
Air-merks? So you swear to God, bro.
I can't forget the idea.
He stopped to slow my life, but he's...
He stopped to get that.
He stopped to play air-merks.
They're up there, they're up there. They're right there, right there, right there.
Watch out. Watch out for that body.
Come, come, come, come, come. You guys use me as bait.
I feel bad if I murdered you.
Yeah, I think he is.
That's fucking awesome.
I'll play.
I can be like my hero.
Nice, nice.
Nice.
That's two.
One more.
No, it's not him, not him, not him.
No, no, no, no, no.
We're in trios. We're in trios.
Wait, what?
Are you a duo?
Yeah, we're a duo, bro.
What's up? What's up? What's up? Hurry, what's up?
Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, bro. Listen.
If you get me out, bro, I will drop you my canto. I'll hit the canto.
Hold on, bro.
I'm not the boss. I'm not the boss.
Yeah, I don't know if that's a good strategy
Okay, okay, but the but the but the I'll help you strategy works by the way this wasn't hit man
He had a different suit on he had a like a orange suit a red suit, baby
Yeah, right here right here right here
Kill this fucking cheater bro
Army
It's flesh
I'm just going to do it, you ready, come, come, fuck it.
Anything to survive boys anything to survive of course of course anything to survive
Liberal you watch your mouth boy you watch
We didn't kill the red hair guy, bro.
Where's the red hair guy at?
Or red shirt?
I think he went north west.
North west.
Oh, okay.
There you go.
Oh, what the fuck would you guys try?
What, uh, what?
Hey, what country are you guys from?
What country are you guys from, bro?
Romania.
Romania? Nice.
I know where the fuck I know where the fuck that is. I know where it is
No way
Hard to work hard to work very very hard job very hard job
Yeah, yeah, oh
Yeah, put your hand out put your hand out that's don't worry. We got that America to buddy. Don't you worry?
Go to Las Vegas
Okay, I think I mean, I don't know where this guy went, but I think he's dead because he's not at all look at this guy
Hey, buddy
Oh
I'm not the team leader that that guy right there's team leaders, so whatever he decides
When the season reset, I did peaceful rounds to get shit, and I got the right to down by people.
Every time I tried to do the queen, I got the right to down.
And I made a pact with myself to never, never, defeat anybody.
Nick is an exception to this stream, so yeah, for whatever reason.
Yes!
But I'm not familiar with the name or with the team.
Team Tramble, whatever, whatever, fuck.
Right, you love that, yeah, yeah, you love that.
So I think you see where this is going now hold on hold on now if I could just interject very quickly very quickly
All I want to say is maybe he could entertain you sir
He can sing your song or maybe rap you some lyrics and that might impress you
And then just play the piano and just play the piano in the balls for you. I know how to play songs
like this. Listen to him. Get some bars. Get some bars. Maybe. Yeah, rap right now.
Rap right now. Let's go. Oh, dang. This is on the spot. On the spot, man. Off the top.
Off the top. Let's go. Yo, yo, D-minus, Nick.
Yeah. With Nick Merchant-Stallish. Yeah. Try to extract right now. I'm trying to save my life.
yeah yeah that's all you got interesting except the fact that you left out my name
which i'm you know actually the decision maker in this situation so
oh shit oh shit boys no he got this fucker got out bro they they smoked it no way
all right well we got one we got that might have legitimately been the worst
rap I've ever heard in my life right there man I mean that yeah I mean all
right my my my ask you my ask you what are you you go home I have so much
group you all my group they take my group here they take group take group
really I have so much you guys have a lot to know it's okay I just I have so
much though but I have 20 fucking nine bobcats or something man you know it's
really interesting the fact that you still play the game but isn't it that's
like I can see you know you don't like when you like roll and shoot and share
like you don't you like the way it feels I mean
everything went down here from the venetian pocket
but i still like the pvp in the game it's like good fights you know it's kind of fun to fight
i have all this fucking lul i don't want to like not use it
i generally can't understand how you play the game when you get chased i'm so much and you have that many cheaters in your office
i like it i like that i like to like when i get good games like this it's fun you know
like this is fun
yeah like this but it's once in how many
No, no, no, my other game was like this too, I promise. Come on, let's go.
Alright, hey, okay, listen, listen, listen, I'll make it a pact.
Pact, Romania, Romania and Macedonia!
Nick, just a sec, just a sec, please, let me enable my clips.
Okay.
Wait, you enable your-
Can you tell my friend Andrew or Evermorts that you enjoy being a fan of yours?
Hi Andrew, I love you buddy.
Shout out to your boys for sparing my life.
Gangs, you know lame shit.
Shout out Romania!
Viva Romania!
I like those guys bro.
I got motion in Romania?
Yeah!
Nico, we got motion in Romania bro.
media about sorry to show up sometimes I had to have a side of this I didn't have
a time it's okay though I have you keep it keep it keep it off keep it off I got
your I got your handbook
hello will you will bring me an annual I have it right here both yours yes I'm
right here it's your handbook bring me one of what you want your tempest
I know you give it you all your pocket
There you give it
Say less
Say less
No
Okay, uh project. Thank you for the new prime sub. Nox blocks 98 straight. Trillie for 49.
Juan, they've been 48 oxy for the six nine six nine six nine, uh, TRC for the four year
blue skiing between three. Josh, they've been prime. Magnum, the resub, Lesha, Grizzly,
Kobe, holiday, Jimmy, Frank, Tweebo, Costa and tuna. Thank you, boys. I appreciate y'all
Child Nico for me a patient man. I didn't mean to make me wait long, but we're awesome fucking PvP PvP bullshit
And they did let me leave they did let me leave
Check woman I
Hi, poppy
Yeah
Got his anvil
It's your birthday
It's uh, it's like, it's super cool.
Hold on now.
Just hold on now.
Beep beep!
Hey!
Any more teenage men?
It ain't li- oh!
get in there. When did that get in there? I need hash keys right now, bro. Stat. That's
That's not good
Perfect like you do like you do like you do
Hey
Teenage no crew oh boy
Fuck.
Baby.
Hey, KP.
Thank you for the thank you, if you're a baby, I appreciate you, man.
Hey KP, thank you for the thank you after baby, I appreciate you man.
You know this whole BL7 game tomorrow? BL7 game tomorrow.
What you chatting about man?
Hell no. I'm playing the BL7 tomorrow.
This fucking guy.
I have addicted to this song. It just makes your titties bounce off, truly. It makes them wiggle and jiggle. Fuck yeah.
Yeah, we have a playlist now because it's on Spotify and I made it public.
public um if you guys want the songs I ever play on stream they're all they're
all on that playlist but the ones that I play normally anyway as Nick said why
he's not in the AT&T cup I didn't get invited it's a sponsorship thing you
know AT&T holds it and you know they invited streamers and stuff like that
No invite in my inbox at least not that I know about it anyway
Rick why you saying Maddie not cool enough to be invited to be honest while I blink her Wow Wow
Wow coming from you that's pretty steep
Coming from you that's pretty steep
Luke with me you're the problem appreciate you Luke a
Luke Luke would down
I think they didn't invite me to that tournament because they know that I would have won with
ease.
Everybody in there wouldn't have been able to even stand a chance against me.
So that's why it's true.
Hey, is that even fun getting me?
A little bit of Rita's what I need
A little bit of Tina's what I see
A little bit of Sandra in the sun
A little bit of Jessica
A little bit of you
Makes me yo mad
Dude, every time we want to go to Pyramid
It's like there's always 90 pairs
I know, I'm sorry
You know we're going
You know it
You know what I know
I want to get into it, bro
I hate when I'm like, I'm gonna heal up.
Just like, we can make some kind of strategy where we just like, only...
We have a little area that we can fight or something, something we can do on the left.
In the, in the slits.
And then in the low left slits as well.
We'll go right and I'll get him up quick.
There's one low left slit that makes sense.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
They're mostly there, I'm giving them there right now.
Keep your trails, I'm not sure.
You saw them those little slits right here?
I want some of the lower chunks that you need in there.
I'll peek and ask if they lead.
Nice, I'll push up.
I got a lot of people.
I got a lot of people.
I'm going to follow up that average.
I'm going to get the lower.
There's one, there's one of this.
a shot
green smoke
is he top left already or no?
there's like a little like AR but there's like a little perfect
like a mad gun
like a gold suit
oh god
I got one, I got one speed
get both of them, both of them
nice
I got the guys more left
waiting
I'll let you finish that, I'm gonna go back up that.
Patriots pissed.
Oh dude, they're trying to do that thing.
Hi there.
I just love you.
That fucking hurt.
It's like smoking.
Yeah, I hope we do it.
This guy.
I hope he will come out.
I probably like try to get rid of him.
That guy.
There's like a vices floor on my screen right now.
All right.
Let's go to the zips.
We'll set up this whole pyramid.
I'll mine up the top as well.
All right.
If you don't mind, I can just do it.
Let me get the guy.
I have one mine.
You know, you can buy six from the place.
I don't know if you have cash like that?
Yeah I do, I do.
Why is it so dark in here?
I don't know.
It is dark in here, what the fuck is going on?
Yeah I'm going back up, set up like
put one of these right here
and I'm going to put
I'm buying right here.
Stinky one.
Dude, they are doing that shit!
I haven't seen someone who would have made your arc in fucking months!
That bitch hurt!
They're up there on the hill.
I think it's so weak. I'm sick of hearing it walk over here coming in.
Oh!
Damn!
Yeah, station come come come come
They get their damage for expedition oh
Right there they're gonna kill this thing I'm going back
Looking they're agg-ass into fighting mid
That's a rally about that.
Yeah, right here.
That shot broke.
He knocked off the other one.
Oh, he's very weak.
He looks like he's going to fall down.
There should be another one coming up from the zip on your right.
Oh, shit.
I'm gonna help, I'm gonna help.
I might be dead.
I'm here, I'm here.
I don't know the arc.
I'll just get it on there.
Oh no no no, just get it on there.
I'm gonna see this.
In a month.
I'm gonna back up.
Yep.
Hey, these flashlights are annoying.
What?
I'm kidding, why is the matrix shooting over here?
fuck out of here
fuck you pushing me on?
yup
good that most of you should be another one, right?
There's one on top of the hill, aren't there?
I'll look it.
There you go.
There's one of these guys down there, the other part is gone.
There they go though.
Take it up.
That should be it.
Get these walls back.
I don't know what to say, an old metal bolt.
The big aim key, what's up kid?
Uh, we throw hudge.
But then again, I don't know if I don't even know if he's getting out.
I'll give you if you don't end up playing.
Yeah.
We told him, we told him, big boy.
You got his lobber on the tempest.
That's all you got. I'm just, I'm watching you down there.
And I think eventually we should go over here and kill these guys.
If I have a shot at them.
You got a little back here.
Yeah.
I don't know how he's gonna get to 16 rounds on him, so...
Is there ARM on any of those guys?
Yeah, I need some.
Yeah, if you're rigging, it'd be fine.
Alright.
Uh, just...
You don't have to. I'm not like dying here.
I'm just gonna bring this guy.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
I'm suffering a sign.
My primary problem is a lot of shipwrecks.
Oh, yeah.
Kill one.
Kill two. He killed one squad.
We're dead.
I'm gonna get on the ship.
Yo bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, I'm gonna ship you, man.
give me a look please
fuck you too baby
that one hurt
i didn't feel good
i'm sorry man
that one didn't just didn't feel good
someone feel good
the majority of them feel good
that one
that hurt me
that hurt me deeply
damn man, i was trying to hold my son
I wasn't that bad, but it was bad enough, you know.
Ah, man, GG's, bro.
Good shots.
I can't lie, bro. This guy's hitting the fucking plane.
Look where he is.
Oh.
How do you got that? Here you go.
Oh my god, he's not even dead.
Bitch.
I have so many green guns, this is crazy.
All the guns I ever green.
I got a couple good things.
I got a couple of good things.
Where's your friend?
Got it.
and our orbiter is on route.
The face window is closed.
Just leave a box half door, dude.
Oh, okay.
I'm glad, though.
Oh, I'm sure in fucking...
Oh, he's fucking...
Oh, my God, dad.
Why, no, I'm not dead.
I mean, bro, that leaper's got some fucking...
Attitude on it, baby.
Damn, I gotta kill Lieberg is the body around here somewhere. I don't you fell all the down. Oh god
Are you at I'm right here crawl
Go back and finish what starts
I mean you're gonna fucking do it do right don't you fucking at all?
Oh, that's a miscomputer.
It's all made.
Oh, we got to find out there's a body somewhere.
He hopped off.
He probably has some good news.
He's off?
Yeah.
He's off.
He's got to be crawling out the big doors.
You knocked him over here?
No, I knocked him all the way up.
Oh, he fell down?
Yeah.
He's got to be crawling to the big doors here.
I think he died on the fall on that, right?
Or did he get that?
If he fell off as you knocked him,
like you didn't get damage.
No, no, no.
He crawled off.
He crawled off.
And he gets around that fall.
OK, let's make sure you get it.
You crawl off.
I don't know if you can spot her.
I don't think he fell.
Well, he can't get out unless he comes down.
Like, you can go down the stairs,
and then drop his head flying, and do all that.
But this is the only way.
We got a crawler!
I can't live, I can't roll.
The job's on these fucking handles, I wanna be on the shirt.
Got the handles we need.
Any survivor outcomes, actually?
I do too. Same boat.
Because we lost like a sneaky amount of rays yesterday.
I just don't need to survive the dogmas until I'm like, I have a relapse on my well.
I need to get some.
I'm actually impressed that he made it all the way to here.
I heard it.
I heard it.
I heard it.
I heard it.
I heard it.
I heard it.
I know, but I want to come again.
Yeah, I'll come again.
I want to go start at the, uh...
At the hatch anyway.
Yeah, it's okay. It's probably other crawlers.
I'm gonna go back inside and see if these, like, just crawl in the corner somewhere.
You should look up on top of the dome, like, the circle, because Chad was saying that they don't make you...
They follow it out.
Yeah, I watched a guy fall.
I thought they both did, but...
All right Chad, everybody take your fingers, put them on your screen, and if you're on
the cell phone, zoom in like you do on my screen, and tell me what your L5C is.
I
Missed them
Which are you fogging with me?
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
I won't lie man, you know Hutch, he's got pros and cons, I gotta be real man, I don't
think anybody in the game is as good as him, he would want me to stop the sentence right
there but I'm not I got to be specific when it comes to finding a motherfucking
phone I mean I've never seen anybody would tell
them you find them down there in the bush I'm looking inside so if you were
Tell me the like underpass. I don't know what left
And we got three and a half minutes I'm encumbered
All right, give me 20 push-ups 20 good push-ups solid just to the ground
I did 20-suck, 20 solid push-ups!
Right now!
I got a feeling, I gotta make sure you know I got a feeling.
I got that, yup!
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
10.
11.
12.
13.
14.
15.
15.
15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20.
All right, please don't kill me.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
That's hot, Chad.
I kind of believe him.
Chad, Chad, Chad, don't believe you,
but I kind of believe you.
Bro, Chad, come on.
Don't do it.
Boy, you swear to God you ripped him, you swear?
I swear, Chad, I swear on my mother's grave.
Oh my God.
All right, bro.
Damn, damn, damn, let's go.
I fucking love you, brother.
I got a love for YouTube, man.
It's fucking us.
Yes, sir.
Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
We got one more shot.
We got one more shot.
We got one more shot.
Don't you worry.
Don't you worry, soldier.
Thank you, sir.
I love you, sir.
I love you too, brother.
I love you too, please. Don't you worry.
Hurry, boy, do we gotta get the fuck out of here.
We're going straight southwest.
My teammate's right there.
He's waiting on some hatch.
Go hatch out of here.
Oh fuck it, fuck it.
Fuck you, go do it.
Thank you so much for doing it, oh my god.
What's your, what's your, what's your name mean, bro? Do you speak, do you speak some, do you speak some stuff?
They know.
It's out, it's from the anime.
Did you know I do?
It's crazy.
I don't know if you know it, will it?
These are all the people who need my help.
Okay. Did you add our S?
you
you
you
you
you
You
If it was you what you got like a preferred cut of steak like when you go out you are you getting the philat big none
Are you doing a rib eye? Are you doing a poor boy? Always rib eye? Yeah. It's a good man
Always always. No. Yeah. Always is a little crazy like a t-bone t-bone. You're a t-bone guy. Yeah, you don't know ball
It's okay
I'm a full let mignon type of guy. If there's a full let mignon. I'm taking a flat minnow
I mean you just can't go wrong like it's so back out of a ribeye
What
Yeah
That's not true
You get a nice ribeye. I'm getting a ribeye. Yeah, I'm getting a ribeye, but but I can't take your steak
Here we go
Tomahawk, you know because if you do it Tomahawk you're saying it's for price. I know that's cap because
Tomahawk's always with the fancy boozy steak houses used to like put gold glitter on it
How you buy it?
Here's this T-Bone
Smoke machine give me the steak man on the steak you are a put I
Can't lie I bought that so why why he did it for the vlog man, and it was fun. We're all dancing their fireworks
We're in Las Vegas man, you know, I can't let you say that and then have me not admit to it
I have to admit to it. Yeah, you show only one time only one time. It wasn't even that good man
He bones are very overrated
top off the best like is the wagyu cut yeah wagyu everybody's the best steak in
the world if you go to like a like a real deal but sure you get like a I forget
what the score is on it but it's like an eight or a nine or something and you
get you get a rib eye bro wagyu rib eye and you cook that motherfucker right oh
my god now to your point they're all gonna say like oh Nick likes to stay
eating well no no no I do like my filet though eating well because it's so tall
that a lot of times you cook that thing medium bro it's cold in the center I
can't lie it's cold. I will be honest it that's a safe pick like I'm a medium rare
guy I'm a medium rare I like my shit moving yeah but when I go somewhere and
that medium rare just lays on sometimes it's raw. Yeah sometimes they don't deal with me.
And I'm just like I'm just like I do I'm I feel like I'm chewing bubble gum. Yeah.
Oh god I like that man. I love chewing bubble gum. I love to pre-storage me bro I
two pre-stores me medium jet me that's a good place to agree on because we do a
ribeye we do a medium that that's a preferable way to do it I can't tell
you how many times me my wife border steak she gets medium I get medium rare
and I'm like yeah your steaks better so often yeah I can have a medium rare
steak I just don't prefer it that way I can I can eat it I just that's not for
if I go to a nice spot I'm getting the medium rare if I what about the
outside of it like can you get it? Can you get like a
you get like a char right? Okay. So char on the outside.
It's like you want to get outside. Yeah. There it is.
You want a red or do you want to pink? More pink than red
and gooey. Okay. You're not medium rare then man. You're
medium for sure. Yeah, but but it is like that. That's
medium rare. Yes, but I order my steaks. The what makes it
medium rare. Okay. I cook a lot of steak. What makes it medium
rare isn't from the crust of the outer part of the state all the way to the
core is the same red and gooey it's crushed yes into a pink yes into a red
and gooey in the middle looks like a cake no right look like a cake
what ends up happening is is that these motherfuckers they cook it in its crust
and right when you get in to the chunky part of the state it's just red and
that's what I don't want so you want that layered shit you want that layered shit I
want it like a cake girl I want it layered I want it to go from crust to
pink to red and gooey in the center that's a true medium rare yeah I don't
know you're talking about that's that is a blue rare and that's what I don't want
I'll fuck that shit we're there's two blue rare is like a bitch had a pulse three
minutes no rare man save the rare save the medium rare y'all can have is pushing
for me medium rare mediums a good mediums the same choice because yeah right because we all know
that if we order that a plethora of hey Cali who knows what we're gonna get you just don't know
what you're gonna get yeah yeah and if you have to tell them to go cook it again it never comes out
right it never never comes back good right man you can't read too hot or too cold in the sand
you can't redo it you can't do it right at all yeah good good with three of us kind of agree i think
I think if it's a little bit more on the rare side he then he'd like to admit, but it's okay.
You could be that way.
I didn't even the Tomahawk expensive man.
And it's not a good it's not a good it's a chewy cut.
Usually I mean, I've never had it before and also you said you prefer it.
No, like I said, you said what type of guy I said, honey.
What?
Nothing happened.
I'm just playing our players.
Oh my God.
I'll be right back, I gotta hide in the bush for a second.
Yeah.
Oh my god.
What are you doing?
Oh my god.
Shit.
Do you see this?
Putsch, I think one of your, I think one of your characters
from that game you play here is in my room.
Hey, what are you talking about?
A dinosaur game.
What kind of dinosaurs is such?
I think it's a raptor.
The philosophy.
Are you a philosophy raptor?
What are you?
You're a T-Rex?
Yeah, ain't no T-Rex.
I think that's a Velociraptor kid.
It's a Raptor.
You think we won't argue with you, but we will.
Probably looks awesome.
Say rawr!
Rawr!
That's a right cross.
There you go.
Alright Raptor didn't know you threw overhand right?
Keep him honest, hey keep him honest.
I love you.
Never let him know you next move.
Although not until the eye?
Sure, sure.
Yeah sure.
Sure good morning.
Good morning.
Eyes on a peripheral.
Do you remember dressing up like this with weird kids?
We thought we were so cool for Halloween.
Like when we all tee up real quick.
by the scariest thing in the-
We were kids, we had that full plastic that could actually puncture skin.
Do you know what I mean?
You're Nico now?
Look at your nose, mom.
You got it.
That's close.
Oh yeah, I know.
Nico, Nick, Mark.
It's all just that over here, man, you know, I just-
God, dude, that was awesome.
One word away.
You're on the border, man.
That was close.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's funny.
Yeah!
Get out of here!
Yeah, yeah get out of here
All right, man
I'm gonna have any more legs when you're done
Are you guys down here? Oh my god
Yeah, they're blowing balls up on something.
Yeah, careful in the oven.
Oh, that's you.
I'm gonna rat him, maybe.
I think it's on my right. Yeah.
Well, you got a volcano, lunch? You got a volcano, right?
Yeah. Okay.
I got a volcano, too.
Oh, we got a let down loose. Let's get it.
All right, my bad.
You should be up top on the dock.
I
move weird
alright we got mines on that
let me put it up a walls
on hold on hold on
we got mines on the
be careful we got a team on hold
he's here
one
I'm here. I'm here. I'm here.
I'm shot. I'm shot. I'm shot.
I've had this all the time, Joe.
Aw, fuck.
Just go away.
Hit!
We're murdering a freak, kid.
Fuck it.
And I'm out first.
Yes.
Yes.
I do, do.
Now what?
No, come on, come on!
I'm coming!
I'm falling for a freak, kid!
There's no Lou, man.
Everyone's more.
We're getting processed.
We're in poor lobby.
and scum, you know. Yeah. Yeah. I'll cover. What's going on? What's happening? Oh, you
I'm not really, I don't really care too much about Cod as long as I just, I'm mean bro, I play FPS like I'll be fine. A lot of these guys don't play.
The league is where I'm gonna need some points.
We're going to go points.
He might turn on you all. He has a free kit.
If he kills me, Nico and Hutch with a free kit, he deserves it.
He earned it. He earned that shit.
He deserves it.
Wait on me? 15, 15 for sure.
Long hauler on me.
are on me
I guess long off
yeah it's that guy it's the guy we killed he's long he's just got long off
oh okay
oh it's
oh it's our boy
yeah it's our boy
did you end up killing that guy?
I need the only red
no he like
almost went to the old player
thank you
Thank you, dude.
Thank you, dude.
He's flying full dip.
Yeah, he used to have to swear.
Off forever.
G5-4, buck you, Chuckie.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
When Nick locked the second guy up, he was already down the hall.
Like running.
He gave up, buck.
We watched you all the time.
Oh, shit!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
It's incredible how Hutch still has the energy to carry this team after dragging those 200
pound balls around all day.
Hey Hutch, get your mod out of my street right now.
Is that Kev?
I don't know.
Get him out.
Get him out.
Get him out.
We're sending Alan out.
That's my guy right there.
Send it Alan out.
I can't believe you sent it out.
That's crazy.
Yeah, I'm done.
guy right there sending Alan out
I can't believe he's sitting there now
ah yeah
ah we're leaving if you want to go ahead with this
okay man
okay man
all good if you did
wait what's that what you looking for
can't be a bobcat one but it's good if y'all got it
anybody got a bobcat one
I like a bobcat
I had a cancel in my bag if you want that
I see that
Gansel's only kidding.
He's alright man.
Yeah.
Oh
Almost wipe time do the right thing no
I'm going to the right and I'm going to play in this tower and kill someone on the right.
If I'm with the wrong way, but I'm a new team on me, I'm sorry.
Oh, shit.
I'm with you.
I'll be okay.
You guys just play your life.
Don't play for me.
He's gonna have to back the fuck off at a hot stop,
so that they're going underground.
These guys did too.
They went up the hill.
We'll go play tower today if we want to start getting active on these guys.
on these guys yeah they're up there
I'm going
I didn't know exactly where they are but they were right on top of the hills and they went back
there's chef
shot still top left now it's like far far east
them them them them them
I see them I see them in cannon right here
another team there's two teams here
two teams
the team east and team south over
one's here, one's here
I'm sure they need to go to hold hands
let's just go right, let's go right to those guys
I'll have to watch over
one's close, one's close
I have to, I have to
I shot, I shot.
Nice.
Everyone's here.
We're going around there, Cloud.
I'll kill him.
Other one's here.
There, Nick.
Nice one.
Nice.
Hold up with it to rev.
Other one's here.
crack me broke my shield
in your front right bush is infinite
like front right and then the guy ran down the alley left
or right and left and then I've worked
yeah one's in here
bring it back
I'm not gonna shoot you guys
So it's on the debris here I have a guy on my left
So, who do you think are running?
Oh, my God, Dave.
Dave, come on, come on.
Two, two, two.
Come on, come on, come on.
He's really weak, and then I thought you could come.
Stop that guy, stop!
Okay.
I'm coming down. I'm coming up.
I'll be right above me.
Should be the last guy.
Yeah, coming.
Just call out the res, call out the res, call out the res.
That's the thing, but if we knock him, he'll yell, so.
Okay.
It might be on him.
I think it is.
Yeah, there was something about Ark updating
their anti-sheet, actually.
I wanna read the same exact tweets.
I wonder what it's gonna be.
I wanna look at what the update is.
Are you gonna be shit?
Is it the third time?
Is it the third time?
Is it the third?
It's the third time.
Pulling a card, bro?
I mean, I think that if I'm selling a broken record here,
it's gonna be...
Guess how you use some AI?
I'm gonna go, like, run, bro.
You're dead AI cooking, baby.
This is what I would do if I was the game dev.
Just like AI cook?
AI gets me shot up, man.
I'm going on that.
Yeah, I mean, it's only going to get better, though.
That's the contract
The good old we've been one million cheaters in the past three months. I mean, I said the exact same thing
But they made me a hundred thousand accounts back. So it's awesome
Don't shoot that your boys
the
ricochet
and then wait for another one
today we're bringing you a message from our anti cheat team about the thoughts of work that go into
Are you trying to throw up or are you alone?
That's the last route.
All your inventory is done?
All of it.
Yeah, Garmin.
Careful brother.
How are we protecting that?
How's it doing Flynn?
That reminds me of the Colonel level protection.
What's Colonel level?
I kind of the same things here.
I got the left one off.
Oh, we're going this way?
I hope it's so cool.
Help, Enrico!
Help!
I'll come and...
Help the popper!
I made a mistake!
all the time
you won't crawl no please no i can't crawl
all right here i come oh this thing's your car i was just shooting at
don't you kill him nick yeah you know nick don't you kill him i'm not touching it but
Nick please!
Nick!
Nick stop bro!
You gonna survive or what bro?
Just follow the things that Nick!
Nick please stop!
Stop please!
Take him to Wisconsin!
Get out of here!
Okay, so how we protect fair play and she's that good-missed for a little bit of detection.
With detection capabilities powered by machine learning ML models trained on a constant flow
Player telemetry sir, uh, there's there's which we don't disclose proper security. Okay
Most commercial she operates with this within that space without it
We'd have little no visibility the tools doing the most damage
We're currently testing a new kernel level solution that we expect will sharpen both detection and precision through house brands
Okay, on the ML side input telemetry analysis has become one of our most effective tools
We've trained developed a set of models dedicated to this and we've been working with any brain on the so chance that AI
Chases AI this seems like AI
Machine learning is not AI. It's not okay. Whoa, what did that mean then?
What's the machine learning? I mean that's literally AI is it not?
Accessibility and intent to managing accessibility devices is one of the harder problems in anti-cheat players who rely on this equipment need to be able to play
And because officials are expensive players often user lesser known device to cheat the same goal of course in the wrong hands
Thanks, honey. These tools can also be used to cheat, right?
Official devices from big platforms are known and common
We're able to see them with textures and stuff like that, okay?
Our partners at AnyBrain are constantly expanding on their knowledge of various accessibility
hardware, helping to detect more and refine their use cases, making our ML detection smarter,
more reliable, and more accessible with time.
Dude.
Dude!
They're using AI!
I thought, I literally, this is what I said.
How ban appeals work.
Every ban appeal is reviewed by a person on our team, okay?
So not AI.
The process isn't automated and we keep refining it as we learn more about the cases that come through.
Affair, inaccurate appeals process matters to us. So people are sitting there going through ban appeals?
I mean that seems crazy to me. I get a lie.
Like that just seems legitimately crazy.
Well, maybe frustrating to wait for an answer and to get the pre-written responses that our
agents need to use in order to maintain consistency. Okay, so the pre-written responses.
Well, I mean at that point you might as well just use AI
What's the point if you just have fucking Eddie and Jimmy and Bobby just copy pasting every fucking you know what I mean?
I don't understand that
It's not AI so this is an AI
Machine learning models
What is a machine learning model then I don't understand
It's a form of AI, okay, so it's not AI, but it's a form of AI.
Chad, are you fucking stupid?
Because I'm not.
Are you stupid?
Like, what's the difference?
You are stupid.
No, I'm not!
difference, bro. Like legit.
Psycho. Sure. Sure.
I see. It's beautiful.
the only thing I see is is beautiful people beautiful people it's not AI it's we found
a cheater and then they tell then they tell the system or I keep scrolling I can't read
AI is the broad concept. Machine learning is the specific type of AI that learns patterns
from the meta instead of only following fixed rules.
I'm reading the words you're putting on the screen, but I don't understand how that's
a big difference from just AI. But I guess I understand that a lot of you are saying
It's not the same
So I'm kind of assuming that you're right, and it isn't the same. I just don't see how
Either way, I think like look it's a step in the right direction, you know
Let me tell you something though, man. Let me let's be real here. Okay guys. You guys are live chatters
You are live in the stream with me. You're in the stream with like hutch
You know, whoever the fuck you're in the stream with right, but you're live
You are part of a community that is very specific. Okay, you're niche
You're not the majority. You're the you're the minority
You don't and I'm with you like the streamer and the chatter
We are a very like small little group in comparison to
The masses that play these games
We you don't fucking matter man. I'm telling you
Like they're never going to we will always be streams night
We will always I'm saying we because you get to see it
So I'm sure you get like annoyed by it like if you see me get cheated on in the game like
Fucking ten times in a row. I'm sure it's annoying
No, I'm for me. It's absolutely annoying
So you see a version of the game. It's not real
This doesn't apply to as many people
It doesn't mean that you guys don't get cheated on or like the broader groups not getting cheated on like yeah
There's cheaters everywhere, but in the rate in which we do it's just not even comparable
Okay, so the problem in the way that we view it is so much different than what it actually is
Do you understand?
It's like trying to solve crime in Chicago, okay
We're not going to start at Oblock.
You see what I'm saying?
And the report that we give the news, right,
where we talk about the crime or whatever might be going on,
is not going to be derived from what happens at Oblock, okay?
It's like, sure, that's a percentage of it,
but it's a small percentage.
You understand?
It doesn't, it's not what's happening everywhere.
And as long as that's the case, like, you're always gonna see streamers getting fucking
slammed by cheaters, it'll always be a thing.
This is never gonna change.
So all these streamers, man, that complain and shit, like, they're okay to complain.
It's fine, because it is annoying.
It's all good.
But it's never gonna change.
I really believe that.
It'll always be a thing. It's cat and mouse. It's never gonna change
If you want to be a content creator a live streamer and you want to interact with your stream and not put a stream delay on like a big one
You're always
Going to have to deal with this. This is like the one thing that kind of blows dick about this job
Other than that everything's perfect, but you have to you're signing up to deal with this shit
It comes with it. It comes included in the pack.
Okay? You can't fucking escape it.
You better learn to love it, or I'll learn to deal with it. Okay?
If you're basing on thinking it's gonna change, it's never gonna change.
My wife buys these meatballs, she puts them in an air fryer?
I think they're for the kid, but man, I'll put them down.
I'm like it's so funny when someone starts using an air fryer and they just can't get
off their air fryer fucking every day
you know what I mean?
I feel like I have a G right now
oh yeah, I tried to be aah, can I air fry?
you actually can
that's fucking me
let's go
we got him on the chat, GPG wave
told you
oh that shit got me uh
motivated
yeah, I told you bro, it's crazy
I
Even think for a critical thinking when the robot can do it. I mean like it's like yeah, like just make it you're working smarter
Not harder. No, I
Can't imagine like office work for you that I'd be on that shit
Like doing like
You're gonna get the engine going
And you know, if you say office work, but do literally everything.
Imagine school.
Could you imagine being a teacher or a student right now?
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
We have an AI to detect if you're using AI.
Right?
Here's our handy cheat for your cheat.
That's a pleasant.
Bottom left, bottom left.
Running.
I think we should have shot first, then we, then we are.
I
You can watch
Well, they have one people I fucked up. I don't know how I only have one
You don't have any
Both of them twice, but you do you have a mind the fucking me I don't I don't
don't my six if you remember on the next back I can't believe I thought I
literally trolled all right we guys my hope these guys are out here my soul
hide outside of the there all right let's go down and let's get crude for
get the crew to
quit your high school teacher you teach detention
you would love me man
not a better your class every day brother
What's up coach Q?
Thank you, thank you for the buttons. You're a good boy, man
How you doing kid? How's he uh, how's it girl? How's the fan? Everybody happy healthy or what?
How the hell do you tease detention? I literally don't know. I had that thought. I'm like this guy chose detention underground
You go lock it. I love it
Yeah, they were kind of just sprinting around
Right right under me. Yeah, go to stairs. Hey, baby. Send them. Send them send them
They just walked up the steel stairs
Oh, yeah.
Oh, shoot your gun.
Shoot your gun! Shoot your gun!
Panic, only you shot your gun!
Shoot your gun!
Yeah, burn.
Thanks you to bullet out of us, but we can't throw you in the toilet anymore.
That through the stairs?
Nah.
Not through the stairs.
swim away swim away Dory are you out
Hello?
Ooooo it's good.
Remember when that little blood and that little lad of blood goes in his nose?
It's good.
Intervention!
Like when Hunch sees Crack, you're gonna be trying to hold him back.
No Crackie, no!
No, no, no, no, no!
Crack is friends, not food.
I'll start. Hello, Bruce.
Hi. My name is Bruce.
Hi, Bruce.
Fuck, raise your hand.
Oh, my crack!
You're an inspiration! You're an inspiration!
This is my five-year trip.
Fuck.
Yeah, we are just, to be clear, we are making fun of the movie Finding Nemo, for those who might not be hip.
Or are you just living in a fucking rock? I don't know.
It's not like happiness and joy. It's a fish.
Not fish enjoyers. Dude, I'm going deep sea fishing on Saturday, and I don't even like fish.
I'm out there strictly for the sport.
Somebody give me a barracuda!
Where the monkey man he had?
How are you using that?
Nothing, they are.
Somebody ping me a bluefin tuna.
When's the last time you went deep sea pushing?
I've never been.
You've never been?
You can't stop him, that's actually big.
You're gonna realize how small you actually are.
Really?
You're gonna attack yourself?
Is it fun?
It's great.
Or you'll be exhausted.
Yes, bro.
No, but I'm gonna have to fall and like bring that bitch in.
Brother, you're gonna get a fucking workout.
It's really awesome.
Especially like if you get some big shit.
A big ass tuna.
I'm for big you get like
Are you going with like a charter? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah
It's gonna be stupid. They're really gonna do the drop spots where we're just like right right where we need to be
Scared the fish. We got a page we get
27 Marlin
Hoh, nice, I should've come, come, come, come.
Where the fuck are all these guys?
Hey, you're a bit deep sea fishing!
Die!
Oh, it's a arch-getting-martillage director, I know.
Help!
I'm coming, Papa! I'm coming! I gotta f-hash!
Yeah, where on the glass, bro?
I'm sure you're not leaving earlier.
You're leaving at 730?
730.
I'll go with the crack of dawn. I'll go by like 4 a.m
Wait wait, how was that like just do this or just do a while ago?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. It was a while ago, but I was like my dad
What's off Florida?
That was in Japan.
No way dude, that's fucking good.
I'm like, Joe, I came in like a lot closer to the game.
I'll look each other to your little Japan stories.
I'm sure you can.
I can't wait to go as your fans up there, bro.
I'm gonna open these guys. Wait, how's she okay?
Oh, shit, I'm bad, bro.
I don't know, I'm trying to help her.
You got a volcano in the back. Get him, Craig!
Get him, Craigie!
Put him down, Craigie.
No, back at the neck.
I don't even have a neck.
Fuck.
Finally the truth comes out.
It's been a while.
It's been a while since I could hold my dick up high.
It's been a while.
Oh shit! Oh shit! Oh!
I'll ask you back.
I'll ask you back.
I'll give you his all name.
I'll tell you what I'm doing.
Shut the fuck up.
I'll tell you what I'm doing.
Oh!
Watch out!
Watch out!
Get the fuck down.
Hit the dick!
I'm about to start swinging these something pictures.
Just know that whatever you do I do.
I'm in you.
I know that whatever you do, I do.
I'm in you, like a parasite.
I'll live off of what you bring home.
You eat, I eat.
I'm in your stomach.
All right, hold on now.
Hold on, what the fuck is going on?
Hold on now, Jerry.
In his stomach.
I'm on the right.
He's looking right at us.
Careful.
Oh, you're on the tree.
Nothing's wrong.
I didn't hurt you.
Somebody once told me the world was gonna rock me.
Uh...
Huts?
Holy shit.
You're too fast.
I'm in him.
Uh, I'm coming.
Thanks for room.
Hey, you saw this tool in the shed.
I told you to put the lawn mower away!
I want straight lines!
Damn bro, damn!
I'm closing the door.
Oh
Holy shit
I forgot he has a bubble shield
What are you shooting at this thing?
That's how you shootin.
You're behind your body, you're behind your body, Hutch.
You shouldn't have to know, I think.
Aw, shoot at me.
I might pick the root top here.
Dude, this thing, fuck off!
I got your top. I'm eating meatballs from the air fryer.
Oh, up top. Holy shit. Wait. Not good. Not good. Not good. Not good.
I'll get up here, I'll get up here.
of
the
the
the
the
I
Watch out
Having so much fun
I'm going to leave you alone. Don't move. Don't move. Don't move.
You see that?
I need to get you.
Alright, shake your ass, to be honest.
Shake your ass. Watch yourself.
Let me see you where you're with.
Anyone got an extra bandage for a Koopa?
Nope. Stop shooting that thing.
Right here.
Shoot it, bro. Shoot the team that just beat the hell out of me.
They're below us.
Are they down?
Yeah, this thing's blowing up down there.
I'm going.
Alright.
I gotta wait a second.
Okay.
I'm cornering her.
Okay, someone.
Okay.
Okay.
Great.
I need blue shields and it blue shields.
I need everything up so fuck.
Who should leave?
I'm in on that bug.
I got him.
He's got here.
Look at these guys as well.
Oh, they killed it up here.
I don't want it.
Fuck.
Bitch.
Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh.
You ain't sick, Patty!
You ain't sick!
What do you know, man? Look at this net!
Hey, they're down here.
Oh, they're down here.
Yeah. The thing's red down there. I'll go check it out.
Pretty clean. Yeah, a lot. Damn. Alright, I'm doing that.
Alright, we gotta do that. We actually gotta do that.
Oh, Jesus.
Oh, they broke somebody over there.
They're mailing it.
Where are we?
You dead?
Everybody's on their cool by-eye shit.
Oh, that's, be nice.
Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't.
I don't know it's ACN though, poor for more.
Next, don't be like that.
All right, all right, okay, okay, okay, okay.
On one condition.
You're a good man next.
No, no, I'm not a good man yet, on one condition.
I know you're not a good man, but just be a good man.
You're not a good man.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
You know what you just said.
All right, listen, sing me Hutch and Nico a song real quick, bro.
Just a real quick song.
Oh, what was that?
It's just anything.
Yeah, it makes me feel good.
Yeah.
Oh, that's a good question.
Good duckie.
Yes, I thought so.
What's that, Will?
Oh, thank you, bud.
I'm doing great.
No breakfast!
I'm singing, motherfucker!
You have some iron on that, man.
Okay.
What's your name?
Can I use the last one?
God save me, fucker, man.
I'm singing like a...
Bozeg!
Can you see?
By the dawn's early light!
I can't hear you.
Keep going.
I repeat.
You're not singing anything. You just sing your heart out, boy.
I don't know your last name.
Okay, sing up any song you want any song
Yes permission granted I'm sorry about your other friend here. Here's his
I thought it was a voice changer and I'm realized to switch. I couldn't defend my bed.
Not bad. All the best.
That'll play. That'll play.
A nice bomb with massive hits. We'll play.
Yep. Good for you guys.
Massive luck with the bomb. With the massive hits.
Yeah.
What's-
Okay.
Yeah.
One foundation.
You know what, anyway, don't go up from the left!
Come on!
At the end-
You go the other day, it'll play.
You know?
Right?
Yeah.
Okay.
Shit, brother.
I'm not sure.
Damn it.
Yeah, no, I didn't know where we were on to.
I'm gonna fucking grease off my hands.
I'm sorry.
Oh, shit!
Oh, sorry!
Sorry!
Oh, okay.
I got Popeye's grease on my hand, sorry.
I bet you not.
Holy shit.
I'll get home.
What are you two talking about?
What are we ever talking about?
It's the process from the roof, you know?
It puts the lotion on the skin.
It puts the lotion on the skin!
You take your hands off my dog!
I think the highlight of that raid for me personally was their happiness about the blonde
with the massive tits.
Oh, you're gonna have to hook up.
Yeah, they were pumped to let you know that.
Yeah, I pumped them.
Good for them.
Good for them.
Good for them.
Love to see a bro get w's.
two rows okay sometimes that's how it goes I'm not gonna shoot these just want
to be transparent we got this the ladies are on me I want to be clear
Okay
I
Should you say you're more of a kiddie guy or an ass guy
You're a good man, I never thought you were at the run-off
Now, hypothetically speaking, an ass and a kid is not available.
Talk to me about a foot.
No.
No.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
No.
No.
You're telling me your girl is in Las Vegas by the pool.
Brother, brother.
And she comes back from the Asian lady that gave her the teddy in the manning and she got on that Las Vegas black
That creamy black on the hands and the feet her hands have the the daggers
Like this all black with the daggers the toes got them crรจme brรปlรฉe
Black cream little bit of gold on a baby
And Asian lady had just taken all the dead skin off her heel
With that spongy shit clean them up all nice for them puppies
Just got out the washer and the dryer and you're laying out by the pool you telling me
You ain't sucking the dough and then like and then like she puts her like
Like on me dude on your chest man
Fucking dog off of me right now. I don't want that thing there. That's what I'm saying. Oh
Shit
Yeah
Yeah, I'm not a foot guy. I'm not I'm not a foot guy, you know
And my wife took her foot and started like touching me with it. I bet get that thing off. No way, bro
Yeah, dude. Yeah
You know, I'm so serious if I even see my wife's feet like we have a
I bet as we have a rule in the house like you can't have them out
I don't you have them out. You know, you could get spear to ask your boy, right?
You can just get laid out from the left side. Yeah, I'm an angles guy
Don't do it for me. Well, I appreciate you at least allowing me to tee it up. Thank you. Yeah. Yeah, absolutely
Now nobody asked me to stand up
Nobody talked to me for five minutes. Don't even look at me. No, I can't
I like to think I'm a little fucked up
I'll take your time we use the restroom real quick. All right, hold on now
All right, hold on now if this was Nick saying this he's gonna go beat his shit for three minutes
Now Nico now he's gone listen man
You're not a full guy either, right? You know fuck with me. I mean I also could tell you'll suck at those
Yeah, that's what fuck what you for because like
It's important to know and I think it should be prefaced like this should be at the top of the the footpaper
That you don't need to be a foot guy
To dominate a foot
Is it?
So I appreciate I appreciate that about you at least you understand it. Is this sometimes you got to get in there. Oh
like I just like
Fucking yeah, Eddie bro. Like I just don't get
And that's what I'm like I'm like I don't give up
Oh not a single one do you right?
Sometimes bro, I'll bite her shoulder blade. I don't even know what's in there, man
Like like literally like a bump like a dog bone. I just want to like you you know, yeah, I just wanna like yeah
Yeah, you know what I love dude. I love those little hairs
Like those little ass curly hairs
on the back of her neck dude I don't even know why I love him dude there's a bunch of hair like
up there like the hair on it dude I don't get there yeah I put it between my top floss my teeth
with that shit dude no I'm being dead out again in little curly hairs in the back of the neck
on the bottom of the hair like yeah like yeah type shit dude shoulder blades maybe elbow meat I love
I love elbow meat.
I don't think I've ever been in an elbow.
You ever have like the elbow up above?
Like she got her elbow above and you just start...
Ah!
Ah.
Maybe I'm missing out.
Throw it into the rotation. I think you might like it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Cat suit latex?
Oh no, I can't wear anything.
So a couple things about me, Chet.
We're already on the TMI road, so a couple things about me.
I cannot poop or do anything sexual with clothes on.
I'm a butt ass naked kind of guy, bro.
If I go take a shit, I ain't wearing nothing.
I don't even want socks on, bro.
I want my toes gripping the carpet.
I want to feel the air between my fucking pinky
toe and that little one that you barely use.
What, the fourth one?
the ring toe yeah exactly i want to feel the air go through it yeah yeah big tell you got your
yeah we're talking about right now what are we ever talking about
were you walking come back i look at my chat everyone's gonna help me help us hodge come back
well you're back okay whoo here he is
What's up, bro?
He's got basic domain characters, huh?
God.
God forbid, a goopa talks about some sex on a Thursday.
It's 12 o'clock.
Free game.
It's not morning anymore, man.
I mean, we're in there now.
We're on the road to greatness.
Dude, my wife just brings me the most fucked up shit.
You okay?
You're okay, Suja organic digestion ginger pineapple vitamin C fucking shot
It tastes like hell. Are you getting sick?
No, she just fucking breathed me shit
I don't wake you up
Me to make me drink that again. Oh my god
Hey, I said, thank God. He's back ready to save you. No, no, he's crying about taking a health shot. Thank God
He's back. Oh my god. Oh fuck. Yeah. What were we gonna do? Yeah, they got his back. No, you should keep crying
Maybe you'll get off stream over a fucking health shot. Don't sneeze. Don't sneeze hold it in
What do you what you say to me a hundred and five, huh?
You pull one fifteen hour stream and you're acting like you just ran a marathon bitch pussy. I hate we do the pussy
Yeah, cuz you know you smile every time I say it like that
that
God what a beautiful day it really is something about gaming with the boys yeah
you look up in Florida you see a blue sky sunshine palm trees my next your pool
I'm gonna send you a picture of my situation.
Send me send me send me send me send me what my hard work will hopefully lead to shut up. You're so rich. It makes me sick.
That's not true. It makes me fucking sick.
Oh, man.
Huch, Nico. Here we go. Coming in hot. Look at this situation. Could you imagine living anywhere else?
Guys, Florida sucks. Do not move here. It's the worst.
Don't move here.
Literally horrible unless you're a sensible human being and you know what your job is when you get here
That's where they go when I'm talking sex
Let's go boys little max cube situation
Do we get a raid where like people are here and coherent and they want to yeah
Yeah, yeah, it's fucked
It's been a little too many weeks
Yeah, I don't know if it's
Miko's hitting MMR or what's going on right now
Yeah, what?
Hit MMR?
Too much lead
Battery runs he's been doing
We're doing winter skew right now
What are you talking about?
Winter skew
I don't know what that is, I've never been there
I've never fucking been there
Yeah, our teammates
I saw you break you know
That was that was a weird game
Nick head
Right now catwalk right now catwalk screen on catwalk
I
Just a fucking dark in you
No, I needed one guy
You guys have so much
Wait, give me volcano ammo. Is it good? Is that good?
Yes, yes, yes, yes. 14 rounds.
I'm gonna put my stuff in this little drawer here.
Did you drop it?
Yeah, I've got 14 rounds.
I don't know where.
Did you get it?
Yeah, I got it.
Just hold it down or you tap it.
I tap it, tap, tap, try to secure it.
Are you shooting at the wall? Careful.
That's not real.
Oh, shit.
Oh, I got two headshots.
Same with the anvil.
Oh, we're there.
Keep going to me.
Yep, got it.
Nice.
Watch him up.
Left, left, left, left, left.
Here, come on.
Walk into the center side.
I got to come through the center side.
Who?
Bear kid.
Where's he at? Bear kid?
Oh, he's on.
He's murdering me.
I'm gonna go get him.
I'm gonna go get him.
I'm gonna get him.
I
Hope open didn't hear it
See that better
Okay apes must leave for apes are strong together
Okay, get all the guns though, but this is gonna be a crazy one
Yeah, yeah, but any shocker rounds, okay, I thought there's someone working
Are you here shit?
Are you here to bash him off?
Yeah.
I'll drop you my shotgun rounds, I have 11 rounds.
What do you got?
Your door right?
Oh yeah, I got 20 rounds in here, forget it.
Here's everybody's blue shield, pink augment.
Maybe it's in.
Yeah, we got the Anvil, look at that guy with the Anvil man.
Two tap, my head.
There he is, not bad, not gonna miss me dead.
I
Really crawlers going to the staircase. I don't know. I don't know if I'm gonna go for that or not
We can't we're gonna go that way
I don't know why you're making fun of that. I'm growing so good luck, buddy. I'm gonna catch up
God night, maybe a chock-size talking about feeding and with but not night
What what sneeze you're right here with me buddy what sneeze how insane was that?
Man was taken out fine. Not me. Not me abouts
brother okay I want you to tell me something you sit there you feel great
you feel great you know just talk some medication you feeling fantastic yep you
sneeze and all hell breaks loose you lose your voice your throat starts hurt
and everything just goes downhill aren't you going what the fuck is happening
to me yeah that was my mind from fucking jump no I think it was don't get in a
quick fight like pull back to kill me yeah I just don't like it in a
Toro fight, I'm trying to loot all these spies real quick.
Free fat?
Uh, I can. I was gonna go get my stuff.
I'll drop and share real quick, just...
...until we can just...
...take some of the papers.
Ready?
What is that noise?
Wooo!
Come, come, come.
It's the New Ark.
Open, open, open.
down here, they're in here
got something on my mind
there's one up top
okay
grab anything you need
I'm a fat boy, a real, a real fat boy.
I got him in max.
I'm trying to get a big, like a big, mount.
How much are you worth?
Call this the Hodge.
I'm at 300 pounds.
I got my ports pretty great.
It's a good day.
It's a good day.
you got all these guys yeah okay I got like a renegade
The team that killed Hansa had like the way everything was done.
This, this.
I've got 345.
That'll work.
We out. This way.
You know look at this. Yeah, this oh
Just kill me
Let's go.
Five smoke grenades to my hand.
I'm going to go.
Nice.
You hear that shot top right?
No.
Are they waiting at the...
I'm probably waiting for the eight-means-of.
Oh everybody's watching her!
What you looking at?
Wow.
I mean...
Wow.
The fuckin' shit.
Had a lot of fun guys, that was awesome.
Awesome.
My favorite part was where's Nick as I got Bobcat shut between my ass cheeks and he
bled off like a firework.
That'll happen.
That'll happen.
I'm sure, yeah.
I'm sure that was your favorite fucking part.
Yeah, wait.
Ready to get back in there, boss?
Ready to get back in there, boss?
Sure.
Hey, this volcano's coming with me.
Volcano's nasty, bro.
What the fuck remember whenever the renegade I don't know if they ever nerfed it
but you remember whenever we'd fight inside of damn and you just like
Destroy teams of three on like a right-hand peak with the with the reneg. Yeah, the
Volcano is very similar to that except it's better
It's so much better than the box. It's not even close you think it's so much better
I don't know about that so much better, bro. No, it's good. It's three shots
It's three shots and you can wipe a whole squad without reloading the Bobcat
I think one to one is very good
But you you're killing a guy reloading killing a guy reloading killing a guy reloading. You don't you don't do that
Anyway, you had to reload, it's like a few seconds to reload for 12 shots.
Yeah, see fastest reload in the game. I think out of any gun.
I mean, I agree the gun's crazy.
I still know how we use it over.
Oh, God, I'm going down.
I've never played with it, ever.
Oh, bro, you're gonna...
Yeah.
Oh, Hudge was right again, guys.
Hudge was right again.
I gave him hell, but...
He knows the things.
He's making facts.
This is making facts.
We'll see about that.
What's the damage?
All yours now.
What do you need, Rita?
How much do you bring?
How much ammo?
Oh, 40 rounds.
If you really want to be safe, it's a 6'3".
Oh.
Back to wall.
I got the mines.
We're good.
We're good, we're good, we're good.
Read ID! Read ID!
Ah!
Okay, boom, boom, perfect.
He fats brother listen man
Like there really are truly some names and gaming that are forever my boy
Tim the tap man pretty much no matter what he does or doesn't do is
Forever my boy as long as he wants to stream. He will have his loyal tap man army there
Showing him they love that guy. He loves them that they got you know, that's
Forever my boy
It's so unexplainable since he stinks at gaming with those titties we all love him though
Well, she's not explainable because we do all of him
You just explained it
Some people got that shit man, maybe he's got that shit. He does bro. He's ass. He's ass, but
It's hard not to love man. He's a good dude. It's fucking hilarious
And he does have some nice tits, it's really
I'm going out, I'm going right there boys, going up, going up
I'll be in that bitch before anybody actually I think we could get beat by that front spawn
pyramid but I don't know about like the meat of it
I think we have to eat it.
I hear him under or something.
We're going to put a bomb to see if she has a shot.
There they go. Stand up at our spot.
We've got bossa down here.
I'm going to put the mine down.
Excuse me?
Excuse me.
He's got a mine cat jump, and uh, long ball, and then we're done.
Oh, dead!
Three, three, three, three, three.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
I see you, I see you.
Nice!
Good to see you.
Two, two far right, two far right.
Nice, nice!
You got one.
I'm gonna get one.
I'm gonna get one.
I'm gonna get one.
Okay, okay.
Oh, bro.
Nice.
Come on, bro.
Oh, okay, bro.
Thanks for touching the door.
Fuck, man.
I thought I heard him deep, man. I know there were three on door.
Okay, well, that spots are great for us.
We're doing good there.
While we're playing against French players, what's up?
Jimmabelle?
Didn't he be waving a white flag or something?
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
Are we way
We could entertain a little fight in the trees, we could entertain a little suare in the bushes.
at the booties
we can take a little gander at the one pond fish
hahah i should know about the one pond fish
this is a magical place
come and take a look
at one pond fish
She let him use his key and it hit him.
I don't think he can out.
That might be too scary.
He might get in there.
Oh, true, true, true.
A trillion with a genetic Johnson?
Mm-hmm.
That's all that's all on his back.
I was like, ooh.
One point B is, one point B is.
That's fucked up, man.
hey god
oh that's
come on
i'm gonna heal
i gotta heal
come on mark, we can
i don't know
on me
there we go
there we go
I
Know we dick it was the
I can't remember I can't explain it. He's like a safe sniper, but he ended up he was like a
Akron shares some shit like a couple days ago. I
Remember that guy. He's nice. I think he's subbed to you and me. He definitely saw
Yes
We thought we're out here, dude.
It's just what you think you know, a guy.
Dude, they're so aggressive in playing formation to like,
yo, guys, it's us.
Like, right after.
Right, I'm sorry, bro.
Aw, dude.
I am sorry.
Fuck you, man.
And also, like, Hutch just has this way
of like taking over my brain.
He's in finish and finish him.
Yeah, I just, I just, I just, I just said yes, sir.
Yes, sir, yes, sir.
Yeah.
How's that a feeling in you?
He's a cheater this guy?
I don't know, I think we thought he was cheating, but he was in a good place.
That's going to be a cool one, sure.
Okay, rare for you to get there, we know you won.
Oh, no, no, no, it was the guy that, uh,
remember I told you to say, uh, I said hi to the big nose?
I killed us at the, uh, the hatch.
Remember, you were like, that's the last time we're taking the zip.
Yeah, you may not remember, but I...
No, yeah.
Tell him, Sam, he has a big nose.
I'll send you as a big nose.
You're sending the Canadian anthem?
Oh Canada?
Yeah.
Well that's like every other day you sing some Canada.
Yeah, yeah.
That's a go-to.
Yeah.
That's not my go-to.
When I die to a Canadian, I whip out the Canadian anthem.
I don't think that's the Canadian anthem though.
That's a Christmas song I think.
Well fuck it man.
It fucking worked, didn't it?
I mean, it's arguable, hey, hey, hey, the court, the court of law, you can make, make
six points.
You're getting spared.
Everything.
Outta my life.
Take me home.
Country roads.
The one time I wanted to meme out and use a rabbit, I'd run into you.
you do what is this in my inventory about my looking at it's kind of silencer of
a horizontal grip and a kinetic on it I just thought I guess I'm top voice
There in there.
I'm coming.
I'm getting ready to go.
I'm coming to you.
Shoot that thing. Someone's in here.
I don't know what you guys are doing.
I didn't get to the night.
I did. I did. I'll tell him chat how bad it tastes.
I think I had a weapon.
Maybe.
Yeah, I think I got down over here, maybe I had a weapon switch.
There are noises I'm not used to hearing.
I think it sounds goofy.
They're on top, they're on top. Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
I'll put a mine on my neck.
Okay, I'll put mine on.
We don't, we don't give a crudgy.
On top, shooting, I think, shooting, shooting above.
I think they're healing.
They're at the...
I heard like a deep end, I think.
Fuck out.
Over here.
No, no, let's come here.
Yeah, we're close.
What's that, kid?
One health.
Behind the car.
Shot
Shot left left left
That shot
What about these two you just go over here I mean they're calling away
So the state kind of crazed you a little bit it's scary. It's really good. I'm only the regular in the fucking game
on the roof where we just were. We can always drop in too if we need.
For sure. They got a rocket here on them.
We got to knock this way. Do we get the polkilhutch?
Call it up, call it up, call it up.
Do you want to go up by hill?
Yeah, go up top right.
Wait, Hachi's running over you.
Yeah, they have a decoy, they have a decoy in there.
There's
Okay
Thank you Sparrow I don't he's back on them
Just gonna be up on this body right
Yeah, they're inside building, inside building for sure.
It's one of the... or Bash's aggro down there, I'm sure they come out.
Yeah, they're over there, I'm sure they are.
I don't see them coming up.
I think I splashed the shots.
This guy?
I might fly at these guys in here.
Alright, I'm down. Let's do it.
There's two teammates.
I have two teammates to open it up. I think it's weird.
I'm going top right, I don't know what it is over there.
I should go up here. Put down a normal pulse.
Hey Loki, maybe they hit our mines?
They're down there I think.
I did put a mine on myself.
Going in the front?
Alright listen, don't drop all the way down. Drop like a...
Drop like a little...
Heard story for story or something to see if they put any like jolt mines at the bottom
I don't see the I'm going you ready three two one got it
When I went down my mind was so long but my signal years
I'm gonna go for my way oh there's one down oh zip zip zip maybe
he didn't see him he went in he went in watch to you
i'm coming i'm coming i'm coming i'm coming i'm coming how many how many
two two
I'm getting it, I'm getting it.
Got one.
Draw them for go two, go two.
Last guy, last guy, behind the car.
Yay, he broke him.
We're shooting up, he's still weak.
Behind the car.
I tried, I just slayed in that motherfucker, man.
Sorry, there's a full field of the fuck out here.
I
Guess as we like shot the guy
I was with us, but we shot the guy going up to zip and the shredder team right towards me
And you guys immediately jump down and then the bash I was looking at me to like walking my entire life
I didn't mean to jump down. I fucking I fell down
I don't know what's happening
I tried to get somebody to block me off.
Fuck it, fuck it.
It's a green shield.
They don't matter, I'm eating anyway.
I heard shit about us a little too late, by the way.
All right, let's wait get out got a bunch of shit
There's nothing
I'm going up to kill these guys.
Left over here?
probably by me
I'll ask, why he's one?
I feel so
alright
watch right
I need you to shield
Thank you
Say behind a corner what a bucket.
Tim, I think there's someone above somewhere too.
By the way.
I don't know.
Wherever.
My gloves are good.
Taking a nose.
Like when you really get in there, you peel that.
Peel that thing off and the cold air hits the fucking nose, girl.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Let's try to put that...
Woo!
Yeah!
Light lightning!
In a bottle.
Bitch.
Damn.
Ow.
Too muddy, I mean.
Holy fuck.
It's lored.
To the place I belong!
Uh, I will be there in an hour.
Max deal.
Cool deal.
Sounds good, bro.
Wait, how long are you playing?
Phil tonight?
Just so I can plan it out.
And it starts at seven PM.
Seven PM.
Okay.
Um, I'll be on Eastern or, or, uh, your time.
Yes, T.
Yes, T.
Okay.
All right.
So we have a full, we have a full set.
We have a full session.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm sure.
All right.
Okay now I'll be there like under an hour. Okay bye.
Hey, Benare you okay with that? Yeah, of course. I'm trying to leave you hanging.
You know I love my time. You know I love my time.
Baby girl.
What's your name?
Okay, infinite bro. It might be a situation where you got to explore the legal legends
For me for a leader I think I just want to play flex. I think I think I just want to get your soul
Do on no, I'm not saying we played no, I don't want to play flex. I
Do the two of us will fucking tear it up together
Well, I don't know. I'll get back into it. Yeah. I don't know. I could stop.
I'll probably start raging because the only thing I play is fucking support lane.
My blitzkrieg.
Wait, you only play support? That's it?
I don't- yeah, I was horrible at CS'ing, bro.
I mean, I may be a little bit better, because I never really tried.
How about saying there's no way you're trying?
No, like, I never really tried to play other roles. I just like-
No, no, no, no.
Yeah, Abby, we're not gonna get people, man. I'm not playing for too much longer, bro.
I'm not gonna go hunt people down.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm surprised, Amke, he even wanted to play with me.
After the way I slammed him there, they, I...
I was surprising.
I know he's mad about that. Let an old man get him, man. Let an old man get him. I did what they would do.
My ego's in the roof lately, bro. We slam M key and then we're playing Apex, man.
Yeah, we slam just him like fucking nine times and then we're playing Apex and I slam him pros on Apex.
I fucking got him a couple times. Well, big boogie just fell out of my nose, man.
Oh, Lee.
Well, I had picked it and I couldn't find it.
I was just dangling. Yeah, and then I moved it around a little bit and it came it came flopping out
Just waiting for overstay mercs and league
Shyan way I suck so bad this game. I'm like
Level 22 any advice that typically died to Arc and play nice
What do you want to get better at like not dying to arc for what?
Like how can you want to get better at the game but play nice
Confused bro, but this jazz all over the place. We talking about everything dude. This chat's crazy
There's a lot of shit going on in this chat. I kind of fuck with it though. What's up, Weedy? How you doing, buddy?
Let's go back talking about feet. No, no, we're in and we're out man. We can't stay on the foot
We can't stay on the foot
Strictly or come shot come shot. Absolutely
Think Shrikman's gonna get destroyed
But I don't I'm
Failing to see how it's gonna be a good like a fight. Uh-huh. This is gonna be bad
That boy gonna run at him grab him throw him beat him
I don't know about Sean Shrikman man like ah
Even when I watched him fight there was a couple fights of his man that I watched I just fucking hate it man
You know
Don't know about that guy, bro. Is he as good as everybody says he is
I mean, I know he's good obviously, but
No big daddy, that's what they say this Sean's a stand-up fighter, but have you seen him stand up and fight?
I mean a couple though like the one fight bro, where he just like
It's kind of like kept picking his knee up the whole time picking his knee up and just like this
I forgot who he was fighting against, but it was so boring, I was like, bro, so this
dude is...
This is the guy?
I don't know.
I'm afraid to go solo pvp, I don't have anybody to play with.
We gotta make friends then, man.
Ask people in chat to play with you.
Yeah, I guarantee you there's others in chat.
could use it do well. I guarantee it man. We, guys we have a discord as well. Like an
arc, you know, area where people will hit each other up all the time. Destroy the discord,
type what you want to play
people are always playing
shots like you in a
tape
that's all the way up
he's all the way up
okay listen
not that player up there in orange pants he snapped up tempest he's looking over here already
we're probably gonna kill these guys on the left and then we gotta turn and kill those guys this one
I don't even know
I kinda wanna seem like a bot so they're not gonna comp it
yeah oh they will though they're gonna come right down
of
death
of
death
of
Sorry mate.
What's up?
I'm not a gay.
Sorry boss.
Sorry about it boss.
One two.
My bottom left
We're gonna finish
Yeah
Got an equalizer on
Watch your back.
Yeah, man. I'll break them up.
Watch them.
He's there. He's trying to get out.
Where you at?
He's just in the corner.
Yeah, I'll play on drinks.
I'm on it for these guys behind us.
Good?
Yeah, I'm dead.
No, I'm dead.
I got a rat in the wall shooting 100Rs.
It's a hard time though.
You might have time actually.
You do have time though.
More on his left.
More on his left over here.
Behind the tree.
Behind the tree.
Aim at you.
Aim at you.
Aim at you.
Nice.
Another guy on the right should be weak.
Coming.
I'm telling you man, a lot of times when we're in the open, you need to do it with the walls open.
Oh my gosh, man, the horn is just on me the whole time.
I mean, yeah, the horn agreed for me to.
He literally fucking...
I'm fine, I'm chillin'.
Alright.
Swim away!
Swim away!
Go, go, go!
Go, go, go!
Go, go, go!
Go, go, go!
Go, go, go!
swim away swim away
go go go
they don't know bro I'm looking at them and they don't know
they don't fucking know
I'm in the same lobby right now
it's just thank you
you wouldn't have happened to have two defense on you huh buddy
In one, solid one, or even one. One will do.
Now, obviously I didn't mean to throw up a wall with .5 HP, okay?
But if that were me, I would have ran up and immediately walled in front of him, before he ever even got shot.
That's what I would have done, with my walls that I always have.
I don't know why he don't like walls, but he don't like them
They do be working in the open. I'm gonna lie
I've been killing myself crawling a lot with this new idea you bleed out so quick so quick now I
Think they're fighting dark all right wide to hope so
Because there was about 90 of them in the trees.
I don't know what it's saying or something.
What the fuck are you already down there, bro? You little cheater.
What are you doing? Getting a new tech?
No. You're gonna get ahead of me or I'm not though.
Let's sit here and hover.
Okay, that's an example of then taking something out of the game that everyone loves.
Nobody was mad about the crawl tech.
Nobody.
Yeah, here we are.
I wonder if that guy that said he was in our game is going to come get us up.
Or the more popular probability here.
I wonder who else is in our game that's going to come kill us.
I think we just go right through the air shaft.
Okay.
Shaft.
Where do we go down?
Down.
Down the hatch.
Okay.
Up that.
I'm down there.
Okay.
He's out there stumbling around in the dark.
How do they not kill us?
I don't know.
They were really bad, but I had a bobcat. I'd like to be in range
Dude, you had like three arc on you and I'll horn it this
picking me down. I
Got three to one while I'm fighting three or four arc
That was awesome. That's fun
I don't get how you're crawling faster than me, bro.
Oh, that's good.
Don't worry, are you okay?
That's good.
That was hard.
That was when Bruce first makes an appearance.
Don't worry, he turns around and he's like,
Ah
No, I trust a shark
Shit brother just hand on your ass
Bro, no, no, no, no, hold on. Hold on. Yeah, my fucking dick
my fucking eight inch cock by the way
that's an M2 row say guys get the trials helmet and everything oh he's just
going through my box like fuck yeah max win dude did you hear that guy I know
No, no, no, he really is.
Yeah, right, dude.
Are we red boxed right now?
Yeah, he's full of shit, dude.
Is he full of shit?
Oh, he's bringing up the stream.
He's full of shit.
This is not real.
He's meditating.
This is not fucking real.
You are a loser.
And I know you're in the motherfuckin stream. You're looking at me right now
And I'm looking at you
And you just got my pop dad you probably think you got me but I got 29 more so suck my dick
Wait am I inside you right now, I'm inside here. Oh, he's still there
Oh, I want you to get out so bad.
Did that happen?
I don't know.
Did they leave to like, bump with you a little bit?
Are they bumping with you?
What are they looking for me, Jim?
No.
How do you go inside?
Don't ping.
You just make you just calm
Perfect super inside me
Yeah, what the porn acting is going on here
Let me see let me see
I
Don't move. Hey, yeah, you're full health. I don't see them. Oh
What I heard them behind you baby
No, it's like a horror film bro. Oh my god, they're covering the hatch bro
They're guarding the hatch.
There it is.
I was just sold this, bro.
Oh shit. Oh shit. This guy's full of shit dude.
Make sure you like the video Pussy.
How's the stream going?
Yeah, like the video.
Yeah. Tell them to eat your entire cock.
Oh, does your mate like cock?
Does he like dick?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, fuck.
Yes, tell me eat it, bitch.
Little fucking rats.
God.
Look at that.
Yo, any porn acting?
Porn acting.
Yeah.
All right.
Oh, level three.
Brand new, brand new.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Sure.
I'm sure I love him, man.
Received damage?
Wait, that wasn't even him.
Was it?
Is it this guy?
No, it's not that guy.
Fuck it.
Don't care.
Live forever.
And that is why we don't negotiate with terrorists.
Shout out to other blebbers, though.
What are you doing right now on the beach?
I think that key is right now, right now, I don't know what clock out there's that.
What are you doing?
Golfing maybe?
I'd be a little golf.
You golfs?
I think they all pretend that they golf like it's like a, hey let's go golf, but they really just drink.
Hmm, which you know a lot of people do that actually.
I know a guy who does that.
That's like a don't we all country Cubs um
Yeah, yeah
That he is a gamer though, so no matter what he's gonna be gaming you know I mean like he'll probably be like he might be
Like final fantasy exactly. He might be doing that shit. I always go on the rails or whatever they're called. I'm not
It's not a raid. That's for sure
Dungeon yeah, let's go kill the dragon
Yo, 18-something?
It's up to my mate if he won't live.
Yeah, hey, yeah, it's me mate!
I'm from London!
Yeah!
Oh, are you on chat?
Yeah, no, be fucking careful.
you
you
you
you
you
I
Plops on the ground they'll flash over to him and hit him with it. Yes. Yes, bro
No, dude, that's been done to me.
Nerdy shit.
I'm lost for.
Light nerdy dweeby shit.
Blue chain is scenery.
Blue gate was taken out, out.
Got smacked with soul fucking.
Taken out, out.
Oh, god, it's like, it's like, I feel like I'm
going to blowjob right now.
What?
Keep your eyes peeled, Raider.
We have field vehicles scattered all around topside.
You're looking for makeshift structures with blue tarts
Like I say some such shit, bro, the entire chat's question marks, but here's Marco here with the hell. Yeah, you know
That's why we need him
To balance everything out. Yes
Yeah, I'll take option C permanently ban you from the stream
Yeah. Option C, thank you. Great question.
I think we figured we are fucking hardy.
Yeah, they are.
Oh! Oh, inside?
I wanna roof.
I'm low. Just looking. I don't see anything.
I'm sorry.
Maybe I had it. I can't hear you.
I'll go up top.
Two teams, two teams, two teams.
Someone got hit, I heard- oooh!
Found me.
31?
Not there, not by your five-self.
Got one up. All the way down.
I love you.
Cross for me, got one down.
How?
Caught the zip.
Oh, up top! Don't go to your zip.
You feel them?
Nice.
Well, won't that, if you will?
Nice.
Oh, there he is.
Are you?
I'm here.
Yep.
You're in here.
Danger.
In the vehicle.
There's one right below me.
OK?
There's a team across the big building.
All right.
Right top floor below you.
I'm gonna go down this one too.
I hear screwing.
Like, not like sex, but like, unscrewing.
Okay, sorry.
Yeah, he's in here, man.
I appreciate the clarification on that shit, man.
Thank you.
I don't know they had sex in our creators.
Nah, it's all me.
I'm just going to put it off for a month.
I'm raising the thing out of that.
Are you just running across?
Fuck yeah, you are.
Okay.
Man, I'm in, I'm in, I'm in, I'm in.
Fuck.
Oh, what's that?
I
Watch me watch me
Watch me
Cheater, you can't report it
Get reported
Cheater, you fucking cheater
Get reported
Get fucking reported, dumbass
Thanks for the Bobcat4, fully fucking kidding
See Alan, this is what I'm talking about man, all these damn cheaters are the fucking
Arc Raiders bro.
Oh we gotta play that new anime game, I'm telling you.
What's it called?
Hentai Teddies?
We gotta get on that dude.
I'm telling you.
Hentai Teddies?
Yeah my cousin, my cousin plays that shit.
I do even care.
The answer is no.
Okay, that's fine.
Alright.
Is this a hashtag ad?
Yes.
Sponsored by HintiTitties.
Dude!
Sponsored by Hentai Titties.
Get it!
Oh!
Pick up.
I guess that's it.
On top.
Oh, get aggressive on me.
I dare you.
I
So weak above me now above me now. It's gonna look at you. Okay. I
Sprint over to look at you sprint over
Guys
I'm off the body I kill my
What's about me now?
I
Do I you're gonna plop down again that is that I'd be so mad at you
I'd be so fucking bad if you cheered holy shit.
Oh, man.
Oh, shit.
Good?
No, no, no.
All right, from the farm, building at least.
Oh.
What the hell was that?
So fun.
I think one's close.
I think I think one's close I think I don't know
They're in the wind
get up in the loop please god damn man
let me get the phone that guy killed over there
oh they died i think i think they got him
I
Do sound pretty accurate brother, I do need to get a read up
I want to take that wall a little closer because they were fucking me up
You didn't get either one of those bodies are the case I ran you knocked I knocked that guy ran for the other one
Then you got
You want to always they got up
Yeah, yeah, they're probably crawling or something like I knocked a guy out
No, they're both knocked or they're both knocked or did one get up?
No, they're both knocked, they're not
Let's go, let's go find them, let's go find them
Bubblegum, shrimp
Eddie, gump
Okay, where would I go if I was knocked?
I mean, I would go underneath the truck in the center of the road
I probably really got here
I knocked him right out here, but
all
right about
but
here
Oh my god, two fresh bodies?
Like we actually we killed these guys. Oh, dude. I'm an idiot. I didn't think those bodies either
You strike cross for a woman. I don't know. I was coming over to help you. I was taking a different route, but
Yeah, those are the guys that we killed it
Let me know
I'm good
Trying to find these guys forever. They wait
the body right here this might have been one of them actually right this
process that has to be my body
I don't feel it was like nearby
I'm gonna go straight north-west top of this building to look over because there
were so many players on how we were doing all that
There's still a full 5 minutes left on that fucking...
I'm going to try it.
Birds, birds, birds, birds.
Under me.
Our orbiter is en route. The safe window is closing.
Ten minutes to get out of there. I repeat, ten minutes.
Right under my co-
An hour?
They gotta be.
In here?
There, by flight control.
Yeah.
In here, but I think there's a team under me because the birds
There might be, there might be one, is you see it all the way or no?
Yeah?
It might just like, sprint to-
I'm checking the outside, I'm checking the outside too
It might have sprinted across the street over here, I see it
That's probably out of the way, that's probably out of the way
Uh, hmm...
Where's that?
Straight north
You know where we used to do the queen from?
Yeah, uh, over here
Oh, you're gonna start that
That's a little questionable. I can't lie to you.
Oh!
Team here.
Heads up. My flight control.
I don't have a roof.
I don't see him yet.
Okay.
I'll just be in sector 4.
One of them has a volcano because I heard those guys getting hot.
These are running over.
They're looking at me.
They'll be on Hatties.
You're birds, right?
Yeah
Yeah, these guys want smoke
To to here
I mean I can
You can go right push up to it. I push up to go aggressive. I just have to go across as a bashing over there
I'm gonna get close
I
Careful you you put yourself it's like almost crossing good shot this fucking guy, man
Looking at a guy on my screen. Hey, that's only got two
That was that was okay. Yeah, this is how it's gonna be
Oh my gosh, don't let her hatch you should go far right if you can I'm going do you know you I want to take a quick
They might
There's a man
This guy's calling through the thing right now
You just crawled down the hole is there crazy?
I
Guys get across you need to go to your knowing you need to go to my thing
I'm trying trying to do as soon as I run into the eyes are three times me. Oh really? You can see you? Yes?
Yes, yes, yes, they can so I'm gonna move over here
What's looking to me that guy's looking to you once hard stare into me
it's not missing man
which I'll pay for hatch with some shit I guess I just said a wall simple I don't
know where you got the gun in front of them
Okay, they don't think I'm in there, they don't think I'm in here on the ground.
They're coming that way, we're gonna try to hatch out.
I
See you know that's just an open either
They're crawling that I guess
That's the guy killed
But over the guys
I'll be looking around the corner to try to come for me is a people on top of me don't
for him. Nice. Find your time. He's in there and he's cracked.
In there, cracked.
20.
Three fire on the corner.
Go to hatch.
Go to hatch.
They're from the fashion.
I'm not proud of it.
You got hit by that.
Get him in, let me get him in.
No!
Lay the bitch!
Lay the bitch!
Oh, you got it, you girl.
You're free to appear.
I'm gonna hide my screen.
I'm going to hide my screen.
Uh-huh.
Did you see you?
I don't think he did.
No, hide my screen.
He doesn't know.
Should I go for it now?
I don't know, bro. You got time.
No!
No!
No!
What's it?
Look at the profile picture.
Niko,
Wallahi looking at him.
That's a floating anime girl.
From
Saval Bard and
J.M.
and
From Svalbard and Jen Mayan Islands. Not only do I not know where that is
But I mean I don't have a fucking clue. I don't know if it's in Asia. I don't know if it's in Africa
I don't know. I would guess maybe Europe somewhere. I don't know. I don't know if it's in the Philippines, Australia
I don't know if it's like South America
Holy shit
I don't know what I'm talking about.
Racist rat, cheater and
arc raiders.
Who is it that got you?
Someone with a C.
Someone with a C? Yeah.
And that was Alaska.
I didn't have it in me that fucking kid was teed and peed there's that he was locked
at I mean brother this the shots that he was hitting on me as I was snapping around push
that team usually I win those that guy has to be on Adderall with that with that you
said yeah I'm happy you understand that he is because he slammed your shit and then was
still able to slam my shit you understand well he slammed my shit because I was
raising you and I put maybe 27 because you did any damage I had a ready I had a
ready out I miss my one did you hit did you hit him at all that's all I'm
mask it if I shot my Rennie and I missed my one how would I hit him up oh you
only shot like he lost I think I meant the 1v1 no you shot one with it bro the
bull oh my chance yeah I mean we're just kind of but that makes a lot of sense
no we're just breezing by you know you you getting slammed right there in the
Well, brother, I'm mid defib animation, trying to pull that out of my dick.
No, you're not.
You swung around that wall and a one be one.
Don't fucking defib my dick.
No, you're not.
Listen, he might have put headshots into me.
I shot chest.
That's definitely why he won.
But I was also expecting.
I think, you know, maybe he got broke, maybe 30 percent of health less than me.
And that just was not the case.
I mean, OK, I agree.
I agree.
I would expect me to win that, too, if I were you.
But again, I think the most important thing we can do here
is take a look at who Ruff is.
Listen, bro, before I fight someone
with that profile picture, I need to be on three-year-old.
I need an entirely new cup of coffee.
If this is.
I mean, I need to be, like, blocked.
This guy has a here's a service badge on his steam.
We're up against gaming lieutenants, man.
I mean, what the fuck am I to do?
Look at this guy, dude.
I'm leaving a comment.
Don't leave a comment, bro.
I'm gonna muffle.
I left it.
I left it.
I think it's an important note!
Okay, that's how I want to close this book I
Did get slammed oh dude, what am I doing? What is Nico doing? We low key got 2d1 right there, bro
We did I got slammed dude
Wow I
Mean wow
I
Anime avi
Anti-Titty mousepad arm sleeve
Yeah
You see me open that fucking you he you I'm not gonna like oh he put one in me
He put one in me as I went down the fucking hole. Did he? Yeah
He was a fucking Venice, I'm not gonna lie. Yo, bro
There's he must have been like on a e-day or some shit. I don't worry kid. There's it. There's a delivery driver in my house
Yo, this is the day people. No, dude. This dude is fucking dope
all right this guy is eight feet tall with a chest the size of mine are we
falling after work he's at the fucking he's gotta be
you
you
you
you
you
You
My mom at the hotel. I can't wait to tell you what y'all mother did to me
This is my friend Justin
Radiance it really fits him over here, Germany. Let's go
What is it?
That's another 20. You got a fake show that did from the third grade.
That's what happened when you tired.
You find shit I heard from last year or 10 years ago.
Finish my shit.
You're a fake show that has been the third grade.
Yeah.
All of a sudden that show to her from the third grade.
I remember saying it like that.
It started with this show.
Come down the switch.
Yeah.
Yeah.
A lot.
Yeah.
What's happening here, bro?
I don't know what I'm, I don't know what I'm digesting.
Well, I'll tell you this, okay?
I mean, that roommate for me.
They ain't ripping ten hours on our graders.
I mean, I got kids.
I don't know how many, who's got kids in that room?
I mean, what are we doing?
What so what so they just hold on so they bring
Okay, so they bring people in the gym and they just try to beat the shit. I'm touch it. That was going on
pretty much
They go in there, they're like dude dude look no sad. I'm gonna say this with complete respect. All right
And look man, I like what they're doing I can appreciate it, right?
But there are rooms that we can take them that are a hundred times the room that that one is
And I think because I come from a wrestling background. Let's go. Let's go to Catholic Central in Michigan right now
Let's go to the wrestling room. Let's see if those guys can last ten minutes in there. They're gonna be dead
literally dead
But come on then doing anyway, uh
I'll be real bro. That's a place
We
Start the gym art. I don't know we need to start the gym art. Well, you look like a fucking potato
We got to start the gym art man, you got you you have a job that's God-given best-case scenario dream job
Right you make your own schedule you adhere to nobody
There's never it'll never be a better time in your life to take the gym seriously
You don't have kids you're a wife. It's now right now
You wait you set your alarm an hour earlier you fucking work out you got all kinds of money you do whatever the fuck you want
Go man Jim Jim art for Nico now. Don't be fucking linking me that shit
That's where your ass needs to be
Linking me that dumbass shot. I didn't live in the gym for fucking 20 years
And and I still got a little two-pack
I got abs on my ass and I can run a mile in eight minutes
Probably faster if I really had to I could swim I can I can keep up with the kids, right? What's up, bro?
I mean I wrong don't leave me. I should no more. We used to be tight
Diamond Jim
I
Steven call up call up coach
No, no, call up coach because what we're pulling up to the practice me you pops will bring the the two fucking
Crackheads that is on the screen will bring those guys man. No, no because they think shit sweet
Tell tell coach turn up the heat hundred five
Yeah, right
Oh shit you can you can roll that now nice
I'll see shots this way I
Go miss this. Oh, you got me once. They're going away. I got boys. I'll do for one from 85 or so
I believe I believe
I'm a gymnast fraudulent though. I don't know that big black motherfucker. He's the head dude. He don't look very fraudulent to me
He looked pretty real
That dude looks like he could pick some shit up and throw it the fuck down
Okay a lot
But I know the meatballs like that man know the meatballs
Oh, there's so out there, bro. Look.
There's a PBE in the rope line.
Oh, they're looking for wild corbors?
Yeah.
Yeah, no, no. The big dude with the blue rag looks like a huckabob.
I'm gonna lie to you.
They're shooting.
I
Man
Apparently the black is a firefighter
I know I really just saw it like last night
I don't know like any work at all. That's all James Harrison man. I was it
We had a week nice
Why watch the other way?
We in your tower or they just on the
No, they're in the warehouse. They might be working on the tire, I can't really see them.
I don't see them. I don't see them going yet.
Trio lobby, okay.
I'm going to get ready to run the shipping wing.
I'm going to run the shipping wing.
Let's get this boat.
It could be a third.
A trio out on the field.
You almost forgot!
to
the snap out of us
away
we're pulling staff looks over there you look like a turd
my guys had a fucking
paper towel
now that i'm thinking about it, you guys would love if i was on that shit
i know it
all you would love it
i'd be dead
baby having so much fun with that guarantee
we should make our own thing let's do let's call it uh...
on extreme
and you come down
and i'll walk your little ass in the fucking shape
our do read
Shut up!
I will!
I got one! I got one!
I got one! I got one!
Oh my gosh, bro.
That would actually be a crazy YouTube series.
We got Nico, Tim,
Ploxy,
Hutch.
We'll just whip them all into shape.
You knew that I was just talking trainers.
Oh
No
Close we laughing at that's it 35 burpees
What's up fucking funny back there first rule of hot extreme no hats daddy
Just go ahead take it out buddy
Oh damn, that's how lucky
Oh
Yo, oh dude, we have to airlift him in
Don't see air lift them in
He had some fun is it fucked
Why you be the pussy
The pussy, the pussy.
The fucking pussy.
There's a wall's top left. Hard shots, dude.
that's all I'm saying is it's fucked up to be a bully a little bit but it also
works like look at PK and we bullied him for years this guy went and he looks
It's like a sculpture now, you know?
E.O., we had him down 200,
gave it all back and some.
You know, the list got Tim.
Remember when we were playing with Tim?
That was 350.
So what way should I get to then?
Like, what am I, 250, 248, whatever.
Who cares?
We just got to get you to the fucking stand, bro.
It's good for you.
Of course here's here's my thought process like we play so many games that we sit here on our asses
You know, no, it's like you got to kind of do something to kind of counterbalance the
You're so young where doesn't matter now anyways
You don't even need to be in the gym if you don't like to do something though man like anything run
swim
fucking
But you can learn do boxing classes
Bro genuinely how in the fuck do you lose that?
I gotta know man
You three being on a wall
Ah
Easy good boy
Oh Stitcher one would be how he lost that
Whoa, I dude I know I know
Whoa
Whoa, that's gotta be like $100,000
That's your seafood five
Maybe ten rounds of shotgun rounds. Let's go. Oh, sir. I hear how you think he was doing it
Maybe
Little blue shield
This guy was cooking he was he was building something
Slowly building something
I'm coming for ya, I'm coming for ya, cause you're all I need is a beauty and a beast.
you
you
you
you
you
You
I wish we could see your chat GBT logs. Oh, you don't want to see my chat GBT logs
Don't think I'm a killer never think for the reset man. Dexley ghost. Thank you appreciate you
I could play our guy turn stuff. I'd like to donate you should Nick. No, okay. Give it to one child. I don't fucking need it. I
Got too much loot as is my game. Loud. You got too much loot
They said a whole lot, but literally didn't say anything man, yeah, yeah, I guess you
could say that.
I mean, I think what they're saying is they're just trying to get better and they're going
to implement AI.
But you always tell me there's not AI, but I think it is.
That's what I read, anyway.
That's my only advice.
When you're out there, when you're out there.
No look!
Swag!
Is it Jim, you two should up there?
Of what, I think? Of who?
Oh, that guy?
Camera?
Is that your camera?
Yeah, sure.
Oh, James Harrison and that guy.
Okay, okay, okay.
Let's take a peek at this.
This is my way of looking soft.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Parkour! I'll parkour right now, but I don't know about you.
Parkour! Parkour!
We can't be the first guys here. There's no way.
to be some
Hey, is there a guy out there or the ball? No, it was a ball. I thought it was a guy too. I'm not gonna lie.
So what'd you like doing? Do you like doing your work on the pre-port? Pre-port stream or are you like? Yeah, before is
the portable option. I think yeah, it's just a little bit harder.
Yeah, I hear it.
Are there any open doors?
I only cracked one.
They're both right there.
I can drop on this.
We're gonna go back to push in.
I need the key card to push in.
really really really bad angles for me
okay I'm just gonna
okay I have showstoppers I'll like chuck him in there and then maybe you can go
Yep. Down.
There's one.
Over there.
Hold one.
Excuse that.
You go.
It's on me.
It's on me.
Nice.
Right here.
Close the door.
He's rising.
you're gonna get it
get out get out get out get out
get out get out
come on I have the whole animation to get there
They are the same as it's not be to stay before.
Stop, get back up.
Oh, man, guys, this is gonna fall down.
Guys, good try, good try.
Ah, dead.
No.
No.
Maybe I live?
Look out, look out, look out, look out, look out, look out.
Look out, look out, look out, look out.
Oh, I should've said it.
That's actually a suit.
That's not down, bro.
There's no way I saw it.
That's not.
I think I'm off the showstoppers. It's not good if you hit them, but so hard to fucking
and get him.
Apparently.
What's up with this, though?
Clutch or kick?
It's like...
Did you got my stuff?
No.
Got a little.
Hello.
What is that?
Sweet.
Take your time, Mickey.
Take your time boy.
I know you're trying to hear him.
Alright, big bowl of food, man. Big bowl of food.
Let this whole thing out.
Put them in the dirt.
GG, you going to steal the paper?
You little stealer?
Bad.
Let me come on.
Oh, damn.
You look a little...off.
Huh.
Huh.
Huh.
Huh.
Huh.
Huh.
Huh.
Huh.
Huh.
Huh.
Huh.
Huh.
Huh.
Huh.
Huh.
Huh.
Watch this!
Oh, hell yeah!
Thanks for the warning.
going in game by say in the land of Mordor and the fires about doom okay hold on
there here we go
can I say my thing there was one ring
all right
Oh shit
I don't fucking have
He's got a nade on him
He look
Oh wait
Really he fucked that fucking suck
Oh
Are you fucking
Are you fucking
Okay that was the team in the
In the thing
Okay
Oh my gosh give me shield please.
Don't leave, don't leave.
C'mon.
Sir.
Dude what is up with this Kool-Aid pineapple shit that I'm hearing about?
The third day in a row in my chasm, somebody's talking about fucking Kool-Aid pineapple.
Oh, that's a reset.
There, there, there, there, there, there.
Uh-huh.
Wow.
Oh, does this have to go off?
Awesome, awesome.
I just can't move the deck, bro.
Oh, you can loot deck.
Prince Prince Prince
No, no motion
No.
No.
No.
What are you eating?
Do you want to see?
I'll show you.
I can't explain it.
It's really good.
We got...
Avocado, avocado, carrots, peppers, chicken, rice,
some little rugola in the middle there, but it's got this
has me see Asian thing going on in there with the with the
fucking peppers.
And I can't lie to you, man, like, it's really fucking good.
Zero protein. Well, half the chickens are in my throat.
The other half's going down here pretty shortly.
A lot of protein, actually. You're an idiot. And you're fat.
How you doing?
Well...
Just how you roll.
Okay, no more showstoppers, I promise.
I'm going to have phabulators, some of these, some of these, some of these, some of these.
Bro bring walls, I promise, they're so good, they're so good, they're so good, so good.
Yeah I used them now, the first time we chose opera.
I still don't understand how any of that didn't work.
I threw five of them in there.
It wasn't like I threw two, you know?
Five.
Come on, man.
Stop the show already.
Come on.
Stop the show.
The fuck?
Stop the show, dude.
Fuck.
you
you
you
you
you
Hey, bro, if we run into a good team right now, just shock it.
I think the rest of the fucking games are just going to be about 20% after you do it.
You're good man.
I think I got like 30 bobcats today, but when that hush died on I literally had 7 bobcats
Oh my god
Remember when like everybody was in the hurricane
Like trying to find the caches. Oh, yeah
I'm not exaggerating, I'm not saying this to like say it, I'm just trying to be in serious.
I think that was my least favorite part of this game ever, of all the times playing this
game, the little things we've been through, when they had us in the hurricane looking
for blueprints, I've never been more fucking down bad.
I'm a very cold snap, bro.
What are you even playing at?
Hold on! Right in my interest!
Holy shit.
Wait, do you copy?
Yes, careful.
Yeah, you help, you help.
Oh my gosh, you fuckin' bought it.
I'm not too but I don't know if we'll be able to get him.
I don't know how the shit go away.
Thank you.
Mmm.
Oh, oh my God!
Hahaha.
Oh, oh my God.
Hahaha.
I didn't hear it.
Sorry God.
Oh, they brawling up there.
Damn.
Damn son.
Watch the equalizer.
Thirst me from up above you straight north. Yeah, we might come down your hill from straight north
Okay, I'm good. I'm good in the bush sit in the bush
I'm running
oh come down, come down, come down, come down
oh I was going to hear that
okay, let's crack them
that's it
let's get them
flash them, flash them, flash them, you dead?
nice, you dead?
I'll get them
you stay right here, fucking here
holy fuck
can you team me on? are you dead?
yeah, okay
I don't know where the guys watch your back. I'm trying to say you play play the
like the ball or random if we let me answer it.
Yeah, there he is.
He's straight south by the pillar.
Oh nice.
I'm using DMAs, I'm using DMAs.
I'm using DMAs, I'm using DMAs.
DMA?
Chat GBT.
Ah, Google it, Google it.
DMA.
He said he said GBT.
Oh
All the streamers we have like this board and we all say we use DMM
Direct memory access into your PC we all do
That's it
XQC
Memory access from another PC into our PC. You can't see the monitor
Oh my god, wait, is this the smart guy over here?
Holy shit!
Holy shit!
He's a wager admitting to T-Rex!
Oh shit, wait!
Oh my god!
He's got the fucking genius!
He's getting it, he's getting it!
He's getting it!
Holy fuck!
Dude, that was great.
Yeah, we are definitely on TikTok after that one, the wall.
Oh, yeah, I know.
Oh, jeez.
I want her to hit great.
Chad, do you want me to do that or something?
Just admit the cheating.
All right, wall, wall, wall, wall.
Is that your wall?
No.
No, no, no.
Under me, under me.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
No, no, no under me under me. Oh, I don't know. I'm sure to name. Oh my god
Get the fucking mouth guard in bro, but I'm boiling water
My down harder, son
Yeah, you keep it written here. Whoa
I
Get some fucking heels. Did you do everything?
Stop eating your sastry me see it salad damn it
Did you say right there I'll come to get you? No, no, no, please, please, please, the shutters are gonna come up.
Do you have Herbal's and Shield Chargers for your boy?
Thank you.
Okay. I have Shields.
and I have herbals. Thank you.
It won't be very long.
Give it my soul.
You think he's like taking back? You think he believes me?
You know that guy thinks that he
Like he has the forbidden treasure yeah, like I just told him like the whole the whole like oh, yeah, we're the Illuminati type shit. Oh, yeah
Oh, yeah
Let's try again
I
Bro these two pulled up on me by the way when you're over the dome and I called the fucking AC 130 on them like
Three swatters to fucking
Oh, I'm good.
Oh, I saw a team going there. Not being on the ground.
Oh, wow.
Great jump, Sire.
Sire, hyenas in the bright lands!
Takes him to home
The Illuminati hasn't gotten Nick just yet
Can't read the rest but
That's about how I expected
All right.
All right, one last to you, buddy.
Hold on, now.
Above, baby?
Ugh. Ready?
Above? It's got a doctor pepper.
No, it's below.
Ready?
Yes.
All right.
I
Weak I'll blow up to you go back
Inside exam I'm sure that mines
These make us money for you
Yeah, I like that I fucking like that
oh shit I'm bugging out of funds I can't hear anything
shut up I forgot you fucking speak to me
on my right right there close right oh yeah I'm the right door
oh he's pushing with his flora
second
drag one more one more one
right door
up off? yep, line up off
left door left door left door
Oh my god all headies for both of us that guy went buh-bye. Oh
Briggin incinerated
No
Do the whole spiel
We can't do it twice in one day, but I should do now. I won't be able to deal with it
that was absolutely great that was the best of you i've seen in a while
oh yeah you were so dialed in that moment
fucking guy man
yeah dd me download it what are you doing
I'm a fatty big fat fat I'll make a little door
I got 14 health, come on, I got a fresh one, just get it.
Do you have any more extra light ammo?
Just kidding, I find 100.
Do you need a shield actually?
No, no, I have 44, kill him.
Last one for the rest of the parade.
I'm gonna put a mine.
Yeah, I'm gonna mine. I guess this.
Yeah, I'm gonna mine this.
You hear him? He's got Catwalk.
Hang on, you're right.
Oh, I don't hear that.
I have a have actually shield it was you know it was 39
hold on I'm gonna run by it
drop the thing
Yeah, good job good tonic sure
What is that slide by an athlete or not
I don't need that there's not a joke Jim
I'm there, I'm there, I'm gonna wall-eye some shit, yeah, try and move it, try and hit me, one, surprise.
Alright, he's way, way to the left!
Alright, another guy in the bus, in the bus, in the bus!
up or down
oh shit
you win, you win, you win, he's broke
right
there's your bonka
actually they both have bonkas
yeah
I don't know what he's saying
what did you say
Hmm, where did you go?
Where did you go?
Where did you come from? Where did you go? Where did you come from, Capnacho?
Uh, I think this guy's Arabic. Speak Arabic.
Yeah, sure baby sure baby I saw them
Assalamu alaykum
Pukiro Pukiro Pukiro you know me a little bit a little bit
A little bit Arabic you know like I know Shamuta, Oaxayaballah, Yalaimshay, hold December the Potamac
The best one you can say, trust me, but it's that one.
Oh no, no, no, I can say whatever I want, trust me.
But yeah, no, sure, sure, sure, absolutely.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ah, the problem is, buddy.
You got it.
You got it.
Yeah, I know.
Yeah, this is all you care about.
This is fake.
Maybe it is.
You know what, maybe it fucking is.
Maybe it fucking is.
Salam alaykum my friend. Best of luck to you Habibi.
Okay, you ready to check?
Love you bitch.
You too baby.
Alley!
What are you saying to one of his friends?
Oh, I already took it. Sorry, sorry. I already took it.
Yeah, how are you doing? Sorry buddy. Later.
Yeah, I'm shooting, I'm shooting, I'm shooting.
Yeah! You're a homie's loose man.
Damn.
You're not ready to go?
I'm about ready to get the fuck out of here or what?
I do have a pile of love.
Oh shit I thought you looted that guy already. This guy has a kettle for so.
There's the bobcat. Okay. We'll confuse there for a moment brother.
How are you in here?
I thought you were going for the super juicer.
That had been fucking funny actually.
He said the first one you can't say actually, uh, well, yeah, he fucking can't.
I don't know, I'll tell you this, brother.
Why'd he say that?
Uh, because I was swearing in Arabic.
Hmm.
So maybe he was implying that I'm not allowed to do that.
Uh, hmm.
But I don't remember him making the fucking rules.
You know what I mean, Jack?
Did anybody say that he made the rules?
No, I don't think so, man.
Now, hold on, though.
You going to make me teach you a swear word, Arabic?
I don't want to tell you if you don't want to learn.
Okay.
That's what you did.
I'll take that.
You guys are bad.
Next question.
Excuse me.
I'm sorry.
Excuse me.
Are we, are we, are we gonna have sex up here with these guys?
I think it's...
Are we just out?
We're out?
Oh shit.
I double had to.
Are you overweight?
Well, not a game
Yalla M. Shea that means I want you to hurry up
Hold this up with them it means I want you to put my dick in your mouth
hmm so you could hypothetically pair those two together
you'd be talking a little shit
you know what I mean? yeah
okay who told you that?
brother I can try to tell you I missed your worldwide map
I don't know what you're gonna get
I'm still fine.
I'm still fine.
Oh my god.
Holy shit dude.
Excellent.
Excellent read.
Excellent read my brother.
Oh, alright.
About six hours on the arc, wait us.
Alright brother.
I mean look pleasure doing business you know yes we're online tomorrow and by
the way I'm going all fucking day and night tomorrow so I don't know what
time you're on I'm on early and I'm up late all right oh yeah see you go tomorrow
yeah tomorrow night oh right I mean they're not doing this show early
I'm out of here early, I'm out of here.
I thought you had like a sponsor for me or something.
No, no, what?
No, I do have a sponsor, but it's a, uh...
It's just that, you have to have a sponsor, it's not like a game, really.
Oh, okay, gotcha, gotcha.
Alright, brother! Enjoy the games, I'mma leave!
Alright, good bye, Greg!
I wish you the best of luck on the Rift!
I appreciate that, man, thank you, I appreciate that.
I'll let you know how it goes.
Yes, sir.
All right, Chad, we're gonna roll over into this little hushy poo.
We're going to give somebody that fizz in and I'm kind of itching.
I can't lie.
Keep, keep, keep.
Good, good, good, good, good.
Like you do, baby boo.
Not a bad day on the Raiders.
Not a bad day.
Okay.
Chess first.
We did play a game of chess, I went against an Indian kid, and I'm saying that because
he's from India, and I beat him up now.
One America, zero India, just so you know.
Just so you know.
Beat him up.
Beat him up.
Alright, it's Hutch, yeah I'm just assuming he's probably in the middle of a game, huh?
Yeah.
Oh he just starred.
I did not mean to pick Psyos, the game is just fucking broken.
He, he mispicked?
Q max?
Look there's miss click and there's miss pick.
This motherfucker miss.
God I need to chat, yo.
You picked wrong character.
And I'm ready thoughts on throwing
He's a little busy
There we go bang
I
Think that right there. I think that right there is enough
Fucking pussy
That right there's enough where he's not gonna leave but yeah, let me tell you how the rest is gonna go
He can't play this character
so
Eventually it's gonna get to a point where he can't perform or do what he needs to do and it's gonna be GG. No breathe
You know, so this is an all no matter what
I
Did we play one
Or do we just want to wait for him, I'm not away for him. I don't want to make him wait
It's really bad, it's really bad. It's really bad. It's really bad
one warm-up round we could it's really bad it's really bad it's really bad it's
really bad slow him
he's not even I'm sorry for what's about to happen to you
I'm so sorry. Oh, oh God. Oh, I'm so sorry. We just got a farm. We just got a farm. Oh,
picked up both oh god he's gonna he might say a slur oh no oh no you can't
watch then turn off the stream bitch fuck you I will say this is a hard game
for at least the mfam specifically digest be as though you know it's very
anime-esque, it's very cartoony, it's not Call of Duty boots on the ground, we're
going to war! Pick them up and put them down! Yeah! Hoorah! You know, that's
definitely a percentage of where we come from. I will say though, Chad, listen man,
if you do get into this game, be very careful. Be extremely careful what you
decide to give this game, because I'm telling you right now, if you do it,
There's no coming back man. You'll realize how great it is how addicting it is. Oh, yeah
He's leaving you left again. That's gonna be a quick game
This will be very quick game
I don't you understand this game at all
you
So each team on the bottom right here each team has a base, you know, and there's towers that defend each lane
You got a guy at top lane a guy in mid to win bot and a guy in jungle
And you're going around the map when you're trying to get your cash up so you can buy items and get stronger
and everybody just does that and then
You come together and push a lane together and try to kill the enemy space. That's the goal
You know, it's pretty simple. It's just the hard part is there's all these characters and
Yeah, that's the part that gets a little tricky. I understand it takes time
Like even I don't even know the half time. I'm laning like I don't even know what the fuck I have no idea
Why support always bot I don't know that because 80 carries bot the bot lanes big
You know, maybe that's why there's two down there. I don't know why they're in the lanes if they are though. I'm not sure about that
That's just the meta man. It's the meta
The builds are hard will the bill yes, so OP that GG if you're gonna play lead you need you have to open OP that GG
It'll it'll it's got all the characters all the builds all the ways you you know the way you
Do your guy and stuff, you know?
I
Don't want to play deadlight, but there's no anus this man. It's a shooter with no aim assist, bro. I promise you it's not for me
I promise you
Okay, I'll tell you what
Chat, would you rather see him play a champion that he's never played before or see me play feds? I
I think that that's the situation that we're in
It's unfortunate, but that that's the situation that they weren't both no
We're still early man these fucking games can go ET 10 minute in though
First of all he's eight minutes in
These can go half an hour
And me on fizz man, I can get it done quick real quick real fast
Play a ram I don't even know what a ram is
What's a ram
Jumping quarter and ask him he ain't in court
This one's more than distance boys all random all mid
They came on her and I'm champ. Oh, so you can learn the character a little bit. That's just kind of cool. I
Forgot they did that
My man, what up, man?
No, no, no song guys right now, no song guys right now. No, man
Oh, you hate to see it, it's not good.
This is not good.
Wipe in.
Who we play top play the rock play the fucking rock
Two bands on Malzahar, holy shit
I can play mouse I can play the gator I can play Olaf I can play
Darius, but I heard it's kind of nice, I could play Trunbull.
I
Haven't Sira and a jinx and a ye
Is Trundle a good pick for top lane
Yeah? Okay. Let's do it.
I'm actually fucking good at this character.
So, camping at attack speed and DPS.
Backing at attack speed.
Which one, chat?
One or two?
One.
Do I want to ignite? Oh my god, I'm gonna sit there.
TP?
Okay, I'm gonna go ignite.
I'm gonna go ignite, I'm gonna try to hard carry.
Okay?
Like, okay, this is my plan.
Call me crazy if you want, this is the plan, ready?
We are going to with holly bear hard counters chundle. That's that's horrible
We are going to he's playing like to we are going to try to
Split push this game and just fucking go nuts
Yeah, I don't know about no volley bear though, I can't lie that might not be good
Let's go baby
check you hear the game okay or you want to louder
minions have spawned I don't really street this game like that so I don't
know you can't play this game the controller I don't need controls indeedy
Okay, so tell me about the bear, bro. I don't really know his moves like that. He has the flip, right?
Okay, so he's all okay. He's still getting stuff from it. Okay, so he does that and then I do my Q
We both kind of get the same thing. He's still got it though. Oh
Wow, he should last forever
Why'd that last so long?
It's with the dodges little thing. Oh
Man, okay, I see how this guy counters me that's for sure
of
who this is not good
I
Got a user move use the move nice
Oh not here also it spreads the people
Do the much fucked
All I gotta turn the thing off for you guys. Yeah
Catch all in and see what happens or my fucked
Don't get a win on me on it
They'll keep farming
well he's gonna all and I all my all it's great but is it is he
oh hey man this might be fucking good
I should all in now after this goes away all in
but just like
I need level 5, I need level 6 actually, got it.
Yeah if I all in he wants if I play it right I can fucking kill him or what?
Like an all in?
Or no.
I have to know.
I have to know.
I've never, I've never fought this guy.
Yes it's six.
Okay cool.
I'm going on one.
As soon as we hit six I'm halfway.
I'm going all in.
big
Your flash ignite
I got chill I got chilled on
Use your ears game, I know how Trundle works. I don't know if this fucking guy works
Okay, he's gonna come back. He's probably gonna build armor tank. I think I can still kill him at six. I all I got machine
I
Go no, I don't kill him
I mean fucking can this guy hit anything
I
Really bad, but you gotta tank that for hangar. I couldn't get up there too late
I think he I think he's just got a fucking like oh dude. We're dominating. I just realized. Oh
Oh, we're chilling look at our ballet right now. Oh, let's go man. We're gonna get carried. This is beautiful. I love when I get carried
Okay
We get potatoes you get gods
All seven already
we just gotta chill we can't feed this guy if we do it won't be good our bot
lanes cooking our jungles cooking our mids cooking everybody's doing good
9 and 2 oh no
He's level 8, he's at a half level level, but that's not good.
I'm not ugly, but they're about to beat me.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
I'm
I'm
I'm
I'm
I'm
I'm
three
steal that real quick, keep the off
nice pillar, you like that pillar?
yo he's hard to lane against man
this is kind of a bad pick, i guess you could say
what is Rengar trying to do bro?
oh no no no no no no
We'll take it bro. We'll take it. Okay, red job
I'm dead
Nick
Overstay marks man
How do you motherfuckers not know about League of Legends?
Are you living under a fucking rock?
So I love you though, bro.
I don't know how you don't know about this game.
This is a game.
An incredible game.
all right there I'm gonna see if I can fuck with him a little bit he's got
he's got some stuff though yeah no boots
I just don't have to I probably should
An enemy has been slain. An ally has been slain.
He's in the bush. He's got to be in the bush.
They're all in my ass. An ally has been slain.
Enemy dying. An enemy has been slain.
King of crawls coming through.
You can cancel his run animation with your E.
I don't know what his run animation is, man. That's the problem.
He tell my leg when he gets going and he starts to sprint.
Oh
Holy shit
a life steal man
not good
I'm not even like where's my death my death or recap you not see that anymore
There you go.
So he ignited me, hit me with an E, a W, a Q.
Is that what that means?
Yeah.
I don't know.
This pick is rough.
I can't lie, I can't lie, I can't lie, I can't lie.
I
Never game same as RL never game same as RL
Trying trying trying we only do fast fuck
I have Trinity. Okay. You'll get my item. Let me get my item and then check. I even
screw with him. We have the same farm, both have a kill. I have an assist. Can I
mess with this guy? Or no.
Hutch wants you to know he is trying to hurry up. He is trying to hurry up. He's
still in that game, isn't he? It's okay. Tell him to take his time, bro. I think my
game will be done around the time that his game is done because we have gods in
Squad
What the thank you
I'm not just all to get in there and just kind of see what happens. Oh, there's the yee, okay
Oh god, you gonna be here before me, innit?
Dude, our Draven is huge.
I think I could've done it.
Oh my god.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I love you, bitch. You're the fucking man
Appreciate you. Yeah, show some love, my boy, one time, man.
You're always give the subs that's crazy. Oh come on man get there
Big wave going top big wave. Okay, hold on. I need blade laid the road. I get this thing right now
Checking my life still going on
100 subs I still don't get one five thousand people in here. You didn't get one. It was more than a hundred unbelievable, man
just bad luck once your techboats are playing without camera lock once your
max rank uh I don't play with camera lock I just you know hold space bar to
keep it on I don't play with on just only boom a mouse
Not too much.
Oh my god.
Oh, shit.
this guy is fucked my team's too good this is just fucked
isn't that enough?
isn't that enough
NOOOOOO MY GOD THIS GUY IS FUCKING DO IT A MEN
A MEN!!!
150 and 250 subs man
god damn
Comrade
Thank you for love man. God damn. You get his tax refund? No, he'd be doing this shit every day
He said don't act like you brand new man. You in here every day, dude. What? Oh
Okay, I've had a couple really dumb deaths I kind of blame
That pike on the last one a little bit, but it's okay. He's playing really well
oh
oh
oh
I'm just gonna I'm a back door man, I don't even want to be with you all good
Oh my god, destroy you so quick.
I guess it doesn't matter if I overstay.
Maybe after all, my name is overstaymerks.
How am I going to be overstayed Mercs if I don't overstay?
Right?
A. And B, you know, fuck it, right?
Holy shit.
That's so horrible.
Okay, oh, oh, shit!
He went for it.
Alright, Katerina is huge.
I'm huge.
Our Tiger's huge.
Draven's the biggest in the game.
looking great this game's over we're gonna win I need a little bit more money
I'm not leaving till I get this and that wasn't good I know a dirty I'm doing
it in stupid moments I know I know believe me I know I'm a dumbass anti-tank
Okay, so there's this thing still work the same way. Oh, it doesn't it's just all there's no move from it
Didn't used to be something you got to use
It's auto now yeah, I remember it being good to use it
I thought it was all in, I thought it was gang shit, no lane shit, that's what I thought.
I
Agree
I don't really want to group with these guys, I feel like we'd lose this straight up fight
maybe.
We don't, I don't know.
See ya.
See ya.
I think it's a good time to see ya.
Good time to see ya later.
Okay, this is really good.
One, two, three on the map.
One dead.
There's no way that that turret was just out of range to where it autoed me.
bro fuck off man god damn that shit's so stupid yeah what's the speed item
right the ravenous or hot by Hallbreaker right we go Hallbreaker
Hallbreaker okay
All right perfect, oh
I'm gonna beat the fuck out of this base see this is what you do on Trundle, bro
It's from what I remember. I don't remember Trundle being a good team fight guy. He just go he just
Let the team go do their thing
Oh
You can TP not have TP having night
Why not the best bet yeah, I could I
Will go bot
Click V
What's V
I
Why do I have TP on V bro, what the fuck is that about?
No way you just get teleport
I'm so confused that's crazy. It's a top quest. Oh my god. I'm not paying attention at all right now, by the way
I'm just gonna leave you to it.
Look at this tower, watch this tower go down.
You alright?
I
Okay, okay
Grab that and then now what am I getting with with it with the team it this thing
Oh, I could have placed the ward so I can just TP back. Okay, let me try this
Holy way, dude
This is awesome
I'm just fucking waiting by the team group mid
I'm not going to get him.
But where's the guy?
I don't think any of them can kill me in a one if I play it right if I play like a
a bot and maybe they can't make my alch just too much
I don't know though I haven't played trundle so long
all I know is this character used to be so broken he kind of feels the same
though yeah this this he's kind of always been weird
So like that we're back at full power yeah we can't push yet though at that
That deep warp that's good. I got another one.
A bit deeper.
A bit deeper.
There's 18, by the way.
60.
Oh, he's dead, Christ.
Oh, he's dead.
No way!
This is fucking good!
In three hits, three hits is crazy.
There's Elder Dragon. Job order TP.
Well, there's still words. I'll be there in a second. So I get it back. Why don't you even have it?
I can't believe you get a fucking TP on this character if I didn't know that.
Do I have to use this too?
I don't have to use it just auto uses. Oh, yeah, you do you got to use that
Okay, let me put that here then
Yeah, the old trendy not the in here goes we'll get top in here now be annoying
Yeah auto attack or at least that's hilarious because my own attacks already fucking
point two seconds
Oh my, oh my, oh my, God!
Ooh, I should've all been in earlier.
There you go.
Come on, go crazy.
Oh, oh, oh.
There's the best player in the game.
Yo, is Draven the most broken character in the game?
What is that damage?
Holy shit!
That's HH, let's try it down.
That'll play.
I can't type for shit, man.
HH.
One and all.
Biggie, put it top right.
Top right right now
Top left top right tablet
Me that kept us all me that kept us all me to me to me to me to me to keep us all
Oh
Keep us all oh darling
Five
Two and two nice. We're right there same same spot your goal five dude
I'm a silver one on like one game away from the poetry poetry
Poetry poetry. Oh, we can climb bro. We can call it tree in fucking clown. How do you have jungle?
Let me
How do you have that? I don't know. I don't know
I won my first one out the gate lost my second one
Okay, my mid lane got upset at me and started throwing the game because I stole three minions
it is what it is what I know really third game one it was game the game bugged out again wouldn't
let me pick my character and I had the first time ever scion didn't go well lost that one
two and two two and two right now I predict you two so if anything it does that if I'm two and two
does that mean I've won a little bit of LP or am I dead even uh I think it means you want a little
I think I don't know a chat was telling me I was wrong
Swap me Tom bitch
Why is no one swapping me bro
You got this fuck you
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
We much at bed
You you literally you type one cuss word you get chat banned in this fucking bullshit. Oh my god, dude
Let's go boy. Let's go
Let me see if I can get it. Let me see if I guess top. Well, this is all right
Hey, if you're gonna pick it. Oh, dude. Oh god. We're gonna be so squishy. Okay. Should I fizz cuz we have a vain top no tank
Just tell me you want me to go volley.
No, no, I'm not telling you, I'm not telling you.
Here's this band. I hate everybody.
I literally hate everybody.
Chidney?
Oh, I'm about to ruin this motherfuckers day.
Oh, no, no, no, they fucked up.
Oh, baby.
It's a Malphite bit, it was always a Malphite bit, not even know why we're talking about it.
I'm gonna play this, not very much, so good luck out.
I started to get a rock, and I'm flying to a long place.
God, I'm so happy you're here bro, you know what it's like, it's like I've been in the woods fighting wolves.
And I'm down on my own down on one knee. I've taken out seven wolves by myself
But I'm down on one knee and it's looking great from the hill from the top
Like in the hobbit when the dwarfs came over the hill
What you mind
Just fuck it off!
And he goes
WOOOOOO
HAHAHAHAHAHA
This is great bro
Nick and Hutch climb to Masters day two
Absolutely
Imagine bro, we could do it Lisa
Legend, League of Legends does great on YouTube
I'm in man. I'm fucking in
Wait hold on. Okay. I'm against a vex. I just want you to know she's my nightmare like I hate this bitch
I'ma be on that motherfucker like white on a rice. She's such a bitch. I need you alting in the mid lane
Hey, hutch. I need you alting in the mid. That's why you're a pantheon. Okay, so you tell me when you want me to head your direction
And I'm instantly there. Okay. Okay. Okay. They have a hold on bro. Are you looking at this top lane gin versus vein?
I've never seen this. It's just too. Hey, buddy. Wow
But I'll take a vein over a gin early any day of the week unless that gin is next level
It is GGs. No reread RIP
You have no dash you should be fine. I don't know what that means
But go off Queen
It means that he's he I don't know what that means. I know I know I thought I thought
What are you guys?
I've been looking to change music all day long. Yeah, cuz you know what I fucking die
Yeah, I want to die the YouTube hasn't been banned three times today. So honestly W
Bex counters a dash champion with a fear ability right you like stuns him. That's right
She's kind of a bitch. Yeah, like
What's going on bro my load are you guys in the game?
No, no, someone is connected their toaster to a McDonald's Wi-Fi adapter and has been dunked in water.
Who's not loaded? He used to tell us who it is.
Yeah, until that motherfucker got toasted.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Come on, man. Let us know who it is.
89% who's got the bullshit PC man this game is a class 8
you
you
you
you
you
I
So home man
You bro you lose a game in victory
Call it to do it all do it all hey hit that mid lane with a report leaving the game AFK
Just because your PC suck doesn't mean you ain't getting it from me bitch boom
Oh
If they don't actually add it doesn't count but um, yeah, he just didn't eat it but it look
Yeah, I think a lot of these new these new cats are our sweat and bullets right now
I don't know
Definitely weird
Like that the kick clipping thing has been very interesting like it's just it's all these clippers now
They're just spandex. They hit the algorithms and they go to the moon
There's that some of the payrolls these cats are doing like hundred hundred fifty K a month and just paying people to clip their shit
And to post it on like six accounts just like force their way into the algorithm
weird I just I don't know man I don't know yeah maybe it's just like the new I mean I
didn't get in what five years four years myself I know you've been in here for like 37 or 38
years but fuck you it's just like I don't know that's even past me yeah I was never like this
I don't remember this ever
Uh 93 stuff wit thank you tiger. Thank you begs. Thank you sports. Thank you
This when does Nick play all the well because it's actually pretty good X man
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Alright, who do we hate?
Who do we hate? Zed. The back-headed cop comments are killing me. I know. It is. It is. It is.
Wow.
Bro, I opened up Twitter for half a second.
I see Clip is rad.
And I quote,
He's right.
He's a streamer that really talks to your chat
and makes jokes and kick it.
Your chat will be moving.
But I just don't care about any of you.
What a joke.
Holy shit.
What the fuck?
He really doesn't give a shit, huh?
Dude, they baned us.
They're gonna roll.
They got some fag and said fuck it.
So two fish bans in a row the moment we started, huh?
Hutch?
Yeah.
at all.
you
you
you
you
you
man
Megan's High School
Dude, you're cool. He said shrink it under on the left side. No guys. We can't show the map. Yeah, I fucking I'm showing the map
If I feel like it's it's getting crazy then I'll I'll hide it again
Okay
Oh no, there we go.
Alright.
Pretty quick.
Yeah.
It's not what you want to see, huh?
Nah, you gotta snap with the push up here.
Do not have his wings, will you?
All right.
How you feeling?
Not good, we're just going to be poking each other.
Yeah.
That's good.
There we go.
Oh, she killed that thing so quick.
I'm sad.
Oh, she killed that thing so quick, man, I'm sad.
Bitch.
Oh, like Lissandra's, man.
bitch.
I like Lissandra's man.
I hate when my blue goes into the fucking bush.
I
Worse
Give me that.
That's sweet a bot.
I'm right here if you get into it.
is the solder of the bat?
She's not gonna TP back?
Weird.
They are coming from both sides now, should be at least.
careful skimdred and my jungle
Oh
Man
What's your health like? We're just folks folks. I have six though
Okay, I can be here if you wanted to try just thanks walk up, okay
She doesn't
Maybe there was a ward in the jungle or something because she's playing way more careful than she has been the whole time
I think you just give you just leave soon
Missed my Q so bad. I yielded XP
Yeah, I think she probably has a ward on my, uh, on my camp, yeah.
She was playing so up and then as soon as you went down the bush she fucked up.
the lurking towards drag I can I can come down here we can fucking yeah I'm
looking let's go go bot lane go along I don't want to be a little behind it to a
really weak if you have anything for that
that's okay it's okay we don't have to dive I should not I'm here look when
you're here when we're here we're here yeah maybe you're walking back angle
you try fucker I can put some things on it but I'm gonna
I was playing against the heck from last game I was getting so pissed I had no idea his fear
would cause me not to be able to smite oh big dog stole like four dragons from me I
was so mad I also hate when my AD carry doesn't walk a little cock sucker bro I'm here don't
I
What the I thought we had
People down here did everybody leave our 80 carry back while we were taking drag never helped us
Yeah, just not good luck we need to go right here if we can
Interest gonna be there. I'm gonna try to smite him off this
I thought we had people down there man, holy shit.
Bot lane went back as soon as we fought it and it was on our side too.
He's gone.
He got what he wanted.
I ulted, I flashed, I used my ghost.
I used everything as well, you know.
That's the shit that makes me so mad when an AD carry would rather push the fucking tower
and hit it for nickels and dimes, but won't fight with us and get like literally he could
have got like two kills.
I think they're going for this thing, where to plug this.
I'm down to 5 for it.
They should be, they should be.
Hit this.
Yep.
You ready?
Yeah, I'm walking.
Get all three with that.
you ready yeah I'm walking get all three with that
What are you on here?
I got the other side, I was going to take the champ.
He's going down, he's like this.
We don't want to sit for time, he's like this.
That good news is, Zadie carry knows what he's doing, he's just a dick bag.
Does he know? He's a knower? I don't know.
He's not terrible. He's just an asshole
Can I have my item she's building same thing
You can stop not on this character good to know that
I was wondering why my clears were so slow.
Oh, bot's dead.
An ally has been slain.
I'm looking for this devil. Yeah, I do
Probably back to the back
lock out later though
She does that TP she beats me back at it
Fuck I don't know what this jinn's doing. I don't know what the jinn's doing. I don't know
Y'all that probably got to give drag
I'm up on this chick man. I'm gonna start beating her up a little bit.
I love to hear that. I hear her beat. She has a kill on me though.
There's actually no way that this guy is allowed to walk into my jungle and kill me when fucking
everybody's around me.
What the fuck?
He's gone, he's gone, he's gone.
I just put a ward there.
This is coming down.
They're both over there.
He gets to get his jungle though, which absolutely blows for me.
Oh, man. Jesus Christ.
Bot lane is 1 and 8. Yeah, I got it. Yeah, this is uh, this is the charm. I did not know
they were 1 and 8. I thought you said he was doing good. 1 and 8 big though. Well, he ain't
you doing horrible yeah I'm gonna come down there and help I ran to I head
but it is hegewan you really fucking it is just gonna go give him another kill
just got a farm and hope even the nefiri up there's trying to be close oh baby oh
Oh baby baby baby. I've never I've never had so many games quite like this is insane
Yeah, I think if you and I I do a group chat there
We need to try to like allow
Lane to just go die and let's try to help this top laner if we can
This he's obviously proven that you can play the game
Yeah, I'll disagree
I'm looking mid here. I don't have all I got. I can stun, we might be able to kill him.
I have alt and 20. We just gotta keep on trying to push, you farm.
I
Can I can keep smacking up a little bit she's like kind of back now. There she is she's back
I'm gonna push this way even though I'm going top. It's praying. Yeah, I'm looking into all
Yeah
He's done
Nice
One health
My god
Will it be okay
To if this came can like do this. I think you can yeah
Oh, I'm walking back into the fucking tower. Holy shit. It's okay. It's okay. We're good. That's a good trade
Almost died for that on accident. I'm stupid and the mobility in this game is fucking dumb
One in ten butler
It doesn't matter there. There's we don't know about them
We should have keep on trying to get top like if the three of us fight the 3v3 I think dude
Yeah, if all three of us get going
We're gonna be a problem, huh? Should be W, not E. Shit.
You get blue, you get blue right now.
Yeah, I'm getting blue.
You're getting scuttled, I'm gonna grab this blue from you.
Alright, go, go top, go top, hit these guys along.
I'm getting my goal, fuck him.
That's fine.
Go, go like top jungle, like path that way, and then we can start getting out.
If I do that thing, the thingy again.
Yeah.
Don't worry about them, just let them die, little guy.
We're fine, they put that over here.
They fighting over here, again.
They're a lost guy.
I'm looking at top. Yeah. Yeah, I'm poking mine. I got my guy down too
So if you if you can all there it's like for any opportunity for this 3d3 don't worry about them
I got an E on her just half health. I'm coming up
I
Guys half health so we should be able to do something here
Coming up coming up coming up
Yeah, she's very weak
Very weak, ultimate weak
I'm
Incredible
Incredible
I'm shooting the pistol
I got one of your one
I got one
Walking back
Almost did that man
Yo pay attention to me
move here than that she's not killable yeah she's not killable don't her for
Lux and Jin just just cross my your brain for the bit oh my god I almost
killed in a fairy bro I had the Q on him
We're off.
Help, help, help, help.
Hi, this Lugs, how do you save all?
For that moment!
Like, do it when I'm alting her, I hate this team.
Suck!
Nice, he got the, he killed, he killed her dog.
Nice.
Alright, this is okay, this is okay.
Lock in, Hudge.
Is he okay?
Yes, lock in.
No, lock in, my hard lock.
All right, all right, all right, hard locking, hard locking, hard locking, hard locking, hard locking, hard locking, hard locking, 2 to 1 drag right now.
We can, we, I promise we can do this shit.
Third boss, yes, yes chef!
Fuck man, getting that Ash kill again would have been so nice.
Bro, we're supports 5, 0 and 10, she's getting so fucking carried.
I'm looking for a W here, oh.
Your team has destroyed it.
Oh.
This player on that top laner is our best bet.
Yeah.
There you go.
Come to me, come to me, come to me, come to me.
Half health.
Good half health.
All right, all right.
Push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push.
Man, people would just like,
like when I hit her or hit anybody,
if people would just do, hit me, I promise we could kill.
Yeah, I mean, I hold to the second you said help.
Look at y'all to me again, help, help.
Look at that week there. Please Lux. Hey yours. I'm gonna freak out
There you go. There you go. Nice. I see see gonna go to hers. Gonna go to hers. Gonna go to her
I got a huge
Okay, it's just not gonna do it
Okay, not that we got a big shut down
Hane's ready to fucking go, man.
Our Lux is really fucking ass
That Ashe is gonna be so weak that she's so little sadra
I promise we can do this shit.
I promise we can do this shit.
You just gotta fucking believe.
I promise we can do this shit.
I promise we can...
Bang!
I promise we can...
Keep pushing, keep pushing, keep pushing, keep pushing, keep pushing, keep pushing.
Do you like me?
It's the question.
No!
I promise you're muted at the worst times, but it doesn't matter I promise
It's so
Play with me I'm locked I'm locked
Oh my god, I'm dead for 18, I'm dead for 18, I'm dead for 18.
Lux is coming, as long as the canes are there, you can do whatever you want, no canes, no
meat, run away.
I'm coming, there's an arrow, that's a really good arrow, oh god, are you okay, I can't
Yeah, fuck it's fine. It's fine. Ash again. Ash again. I can't move
Just fucking bitch useless, bro. It's useless, bro
come on baby we can do it but we it's we gotta fucking carry a little bit like
the three of us I can come down it's a it's an aphirian a jinn your jungle
they're gonna pinch me though yeah are you there are you coming down you come
I can go to I can go theory to theory to theory to theory to theory. I just don't know if we're gonna get there in time
They're collapsing on us. They're collapsing. All right, let's back it up. There you
Should let you have that so okay
I promise we win it, I promise.
Okay, I'm walking up. I'm walking up
Yeah, I can't walk her up. I'm being harassed they might though you gotta kill her quick nice
Yeah
I'm here man you there. Yeah, I'm here. I'm here mom was just so fucking locked in
Back up
I'm here with you I'm here with you they have Baron this is big for them you
Baron okay, come come come come come come you got back up me got back over me. Yeah, look you're mad. I mean, I
Don't know what she's doing
She's already dead in chat. She's telling me about this
Hold on
Nice
Flash man
Yeah, they don't
Oh god dude, hi hi
Yeah, GG.
GG.
Let's go ahead and throw that report in for the Lux.
Go ahead and throw that report in for the Jhin.
There we go.
Wonderful.
Such a fun game.
of
the
death
of
I'm not sure if I should go back to the base.
Sometimes good, but thanks shit.
That is the situation that we're living in baby. Yeah, I mean it's just dude
It's a point where it's like what women's I can't say fuck in the chat, but this guy can throw a game to this level
It's just still stupid man
Well, he'll probably get banned for this. I mean you can't probably you play this bad
No, no, no, no, yeah, I went too far I'm running back now
Oh my god.
We just, we need like some type of engage, I don't think it can be my R, we just got
to fight under, under tower.
It's a planar tower, okay, back it up Terry, back it up Terry, back it up Terry, they're
all here too.
Terry, there is no backing up, there is no backing up, I'm gonna sub.
What did she do, bro? What did she do? She used, she used.
We have an 0-10 left with 49 CS, just absolutely doing Jack, Diddley, Dick.
She's holding our spot.
of
all of
the
I'm confused. Did you lose every game before I got here or something?
I thought you said you went two and two. You guys fucking talking and acting like you
Oh in nine or something
Yeah, you holy fuck man
No, no you went to it too. It's okay
Every game I'm in I have one of these brain dead cocksuckers in this god forbidding category. We're in gold
Better just losing their minds, bro. We're in gold
urinating
We just, if you get tilted, it's over.
That's how League works.
Yeah, I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna mute, I'm just gonna mute each game, all I can do.
Oh wait, like it has to come out?
Yeah, I just got a global mute.
I'ma keep you app into these motherfuckers.
I just don't understand, like how, how we get a skitzo in every game, every fucking game we get.
We're in gold!
Yeah, but we're in gold.
This is where they live!
This is home!
This is home. I understand being bad. I don't understand being so mentally unstable and your outlet is League of Legends
That's what I don't get. That's what I don't understand. They're not even unstable. They're just they're just retarded. It's okay
That's what I'm saying, but they are unstable. No, they're they're fine. They're one at night. They're happy
They're losing the game
I'm just gonna try to make it unwindable because fuck everyone else. It is my fault that I'm here. Fuck everybody else
They didn't even get ganked
They just lost so we said this game is free to play and you can run on a toaster
Everybody can play this shit. Oh my god. They didn't benefit
Okay, we're locked in we're locked in we're back. I'm going back to my this is a win
No more new champs the rest of the day for me.
I lasted 4 hours doing this yesterday, I lasted an hour today.
I just can't.
Holy shit dude, he is tilted.
My man is tilted.
I mean god damn.
Oh
Wow
It'll happen
Yeah, oh you
No, no puppy chat. Is it time for the little devil or do we bring back
the tundra? The orca whale, if you will. Or do we bring back the void?
Force of time for the carrot. Maybe the fishermen. Definitely not the carrot. Fisher devil. Yo
The Orca Whale is tough. I can't lie.
The Orca Whale is tough.
Yo, I hate their team.
Holy shit, I hate their team.
They have a shin.
Annoying. Echo.
Super annoying.
And that's crazy damage.
The Whale is clutch.
What about? What about?
Who? What?
Who's my all with this guy?
I'm not.
It might be Void time, Lil Devil?
Fuck yeah.
Not that it, hey man, nah, be cool, it doesn't have anything to do with anything at this
Man, we're in fucking gold, bro
We are in gold and I mean again like dude, I'm not I'm not blaming hutch
But believe me when I tell you he he was not part of the solution in any way of that match
He wasn't necessarily the problem, but he was not the solution
So in this elo, you have three options. You could be the solution
You can be the problem, or you just be the center man, you know?
The only way you're going to climb is if you're the solution.
If you're a problem, or you're just whatever, you're not going to climb.
And that's it.
That's the situation that we were in.
Look at the little devil, fuck yeah.
Look at him.
You're not a league player unless you blame your teammates though, true.
well I mean he is right in the sense that look at look at the aura look at my
feet bro I got four toes fuck yeah dance
I get echo
it's not great
buddy if you want to get it started early
We can start early. I'm in. I'm down. I am down a clown.
Yeah, that's not what I needed up there. I didn't need...
chill
yeah he's up a helical I don't know if I win early
that's an echo
That cannon right there, I don't know if anybody saw that cannon just unload on my ass that'll happen
Give me a dead
You should have flash
Yeah, I don't think I would this bro. I can't catch him. I can't catch him man
There's no way there's no way I can't catch him. That's so fucking crazy
What the fuck man?
He's building out there.
He's trying to take big trades right now.
I can't lie.
Little bit up on me too.
He's going to be aggressive that's for sure.
two levels above me. Dax here. Dax go in top by top scuttle. Heard.
Gonna be hard to gank without my ult so you know.
Okay.
I
There he is fuck that motherfucker. I give us that's jackstop had a boy
come on fuck with a real one
fuck with a real one
one jump ahead of you
you don't pay him
what you buy
oh here will be a trouble
she's gonna give you a hard time mr. echo i can't lie
Maybe that's my problem. I got to turn you up. I can hardly hear you
Like you think I'm ignoring you whenever I can't hear your bitch ass
Her chance for maybe yeah, it's so much better, bro. It's so much better. I'm looking I
Can all I can all whatever
Yeah, he has all two just keep that mind. He's gonna glitch it
He sees me
I appreciate you. I appreciate you. Yeah, absolutely. But you know in business
My god one word drag
Oh echo are you gonna be in trouble my boy he fucked up. Yeah, he's over now
Yeah. Yeah. He's calling for Zack right now for sure.
You won't be able to see him. Yes, I know.
Yeah, it's not CS. It's not CS.
Oh, you're not. You're not CS. You're not CS.
You're not CS. You're not CS. You're not CS.
You're not CS. You're not CS. You're not CS.
can get big i don't like it at all
that's it i kind of fucked them
i'd like to do this we won this earlier
he's coming
they're all coming
i'm coming right now
i can't i can't i got a big wave
i ulted the zack bro i ulted the zack
coming out coming out coming out coming out
give me time give me time give me time give me time
i can't give you time shen hold it on us
come on bro huge
that gets out that gets out fizz right here
I don't understand.
Two HP?
I mean, anybody, bro.
Goddamn.
I'd like to do drag.
I don't think I can.
I'd like to do drag, but I don't think I can.
You know what I hate, Terry?
No.
I don't think I can.
I don't think I can.
I don't think I can.
I don't think I can.
I don't think I can.
Did our AD carry? Did he back?
I didn't see Twitch the whole time.
Yeah, I think Twitch back.
Dude, I had like two of them, two HP, and I killed the Ekko.
Ekko died though, he's got that stupid heal, so if he gets stacks it's bad.
Was our Twitch, did he back?
I think so.
I didn't see him there.
yeah I don't know if maybe we just are blind or what do that shit all killed me
instantly I'm so sad dude you did not you're a wave with that do you wow
you clear so I'm way with the words I'm okay
Oh
Judy I echoes fucking busted man. Yeah, but not a little seven three
There we go. Go Timo
Hey, little something show us something a little squirrel. Oh
We're beating Zach right now coming coming I can't come
I'm looking, I'm walking, I'm going straight to drag, getting like low, oh shit, yup sounds
good bro I hit the fucking side of his knee man fuck
went for that shit though I respect it
he's coming coming up coming up coming up coming up coming up yeah sounds good
Which is fucking them up
Go back should be able to kill right? Yeah, we're good
What do you mean we're good, what does that mean? Oh God
You want me to walk off the track? No, no, I'm wondering why twitch doesn't just kill this fucking echo that halts back into him
He's dumb as shit! Like every other AD carry we have. He's dumb as a motherfucker!
Fucking useless!
I'm so-
He's useful as a shit flavored lollipop, man.
Wow.
Oh boy.
I could've killed him, now with fucking 2HP, you wouldn't.
He was 20 health after my ult on him, he ults back, he gains a little bit of health, but
he's in a bad position, but he's ran, this is just what he's doing, he backed when we
were fighting like with 3 people 2 health in here and now he's dying again, that's our
plan.
I'm taking all these motherfuckers, C.A.S., bro.
I'm going there. I'm going there. We win this. I can't fight with these guys. They don't know
They don't ever fight with me, that's going in and I'm dead
Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure, Dax mid.
That guy's off.
You gank this guy yet or no?
Two HP in mid.
Mid's either back or by you.
Coming. Nice, nice start.
I ulted him, I magnified him, wow, he actually went all the way.
You're gonna hate what I'm about to say.
Oh my god.
You're not gonna like what I just did.
I'm just gonna hold it, and hopefully your chat doesn't say it's gonna piss you off.
It's okay.
I'm not tripping.
I ain't fucking tripping.
You can't trip in this game. You trip, you lose.
You gotta hold a bit down on that.
I don't think I can't shit. I don't
I mess coming down for you. Oh, she comes over here. I'm gonna beat the fuck out of her sax there
our team all looks good yeah yes difference he's beaten by 50 pretty
mm-hmm that's three I think it's a give drag opportunity here and we just give
it I think we just give it you know it man
we can't we can't I think it better
so quick bro so is boom miss we got wait maybe maybe you can drag opportunity
Thank you
By doing it
Beach
What? What is this Quist doing?
I don't know what he's doing.
He just ran away from you.
I know. I know.
The guy is...
Something else, man.
What the hell was that?
Curiosity killed the cat there for me.
But I am okay.
I'm not a terrible spot.
Good spot, but I'm not a terrible spot. Did this blue share with this one or not?
We go back by yeah, I don't I don't do it really I gotta see
Emotes just fucking going ham and that's what I'm saying. We have so much pressure topside. We have two thing turrets
You're gonna die, but it's okay. It's okay. That's so much
What's going on here?
One-to-one drag?
Parable?
Dude, she hit a fucking shroom and died.
Man, it's crazy.
Wait, did I have to?
Yeah, you see that?
get the fuck out of my way we gotta kill this guy won't lie to you I don't know how I don't
I don't know how to kill him.
I got to get damage on him like that.
He goes back.
On me.
Raid all from Teemo.
Careful Zach here.
yeah
oh yeah i'm sorry great often switch this this this switch that's what we need that that's the guy we need right there
okay okay okay we're kind of activating a little bit that was that was a big swing that's a really big swing
i think we just took gold oh that's which i'm sorry man look at that damage look at
Look at fucking Teemo top lane. We should probably push mid.
No, they're all back. They're all back. Go go go go back up back up back up.
I got your cover. I got your cover.
Oh, look at Teemo.
You have to look at this guy. He's got them in the spin cycle. You understand?
It doesn't even matter. It's like they're all so weak now they have to go back.
That's crazy.
You're doing great.
He is doing very good.
It is splash.
I want the Scuttle before I back.
I would love the Scuttle before I back.
Please, please, please.
There's a ward by you.
I'm gonna go get sweeper as well.
Hang it up, Karrie!
Don't ever burst, Karrie!
Karrie?
Karrie, Karrie!
You go for AD, Karrie.
I'm coming.
Not good.
I'm here.
Hold on, hold on, keep on trying to walk it back.
Yeah, I couldn't walk it back no farther.
Shit one, shit absolutely one.
One right here, careful.
Oh my god
She can do it. She can do it. Maybe wait you know try to ending wait you know ending. Oh the game's over
See while we're just swiping it. We're doing all this
Look at this little rat
Look at this
And we ain't she did it. She got his ass
oh my god this is a go to team we had a very good team on a team like fucking
man I knew he was weird all right good shit yo can you stall that out man no
you stalled the fuck out of that you see you stay alive for so long that's
actually crazy I don't know what they're doing longer but I went for a heal on a
minion like a dumbass
Oh a little drag on you
Five five five for both mid laners
Don't take it, which don't take Yonze
I'm here. I'm looking for the guy behind him.
Okay.
Yeah, I'm just stunned by the whole fucking team, quit killing crazy right here.
Yeah. We killed two. Oh, oh.
Okay.
Okay, I think we're gonna kill for that potentially if he walks up
This is this is the biggest pussy twitch. I've ever seen in my life, bro
He's playing pretty good. He's playing pretty good. I promise he's good
It's just the most conservative motherfucker. I've ever seen he got that's which though. That's which that's which yeah
I I don't know how to play with this guy. He it's like he goes up and he goes
I always think he's gonna go in he never does so I end up dying
That's two times now everyone always it dude. It doesn't matter the comp my chat tells me that merc boots is the correct call every time
I don't understand why
For a jungler. It's this stop your it's to stop them from being able to slow you down
Oh, it's for CZ. Okay
Good to know that now yeah, that's all
I
Appreciate you just killing every watch out of the bush. I know I just didn't know what the push was doing really
I think they use I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming
Arrow coming in that's not good
Yeah, I'm the whole team's here. I guess we're going for a war walk up for a ward and she died
but you know doing team of things you have the whole team on you
oh man
look at this guy right here
he's just ripping turret
look at him playing the flute on the way back man
no way
Where'd you keep in he's holding it? He's like that boys like that
What are we gonna do we get the dark star we got the tower my
Disguise unbelievable. Yes. It's going here
Games over
This team was unbelievable
I
Be something that's a happy chance to help
Well, they can't go for way too long
These guys are so pissed
oh they're miserable this is how this is how our experience was whenever we
played against that trend of air yeah I mean dude there's nothing they can do
it's like
and games just kind of over now
I'm looking.
Holy shit.
Holy.
The rage.
Like a truck, dude.
Motherfucker, shoot us.
Stop.
Bear it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Flip him.
Ooh.
He's not good for me.
Please, kill the turret.
Oh, there.
I was just watching that turret.
I'm too.
I'm too.
I'm too.
I'm too.
I'm too.
I'm too.
That's a dead threat, okay, what's that for?
That whole, that whole shebang, I choose nothing.
Brags up to him.
Brother Kikima.
Brother Kikima.
He's doing great.
He's doing Lord's work.
I'm gonna go set up for Brags.
Look at him, yeah!
Throw those daisies!
Throw those fucking daisies!
I mean, you won't tell about just hell on League of Legends.
They're in it.
I mean, this would be the worst experience ever, man.
A good team was so annoying.
I'm not gonna just only play that character until I can just do what he does.
Like every game and what the fucking even do you get you got a camp of Timo earlier something if you let him get like that
It's just done
Yeah, there's no stopping them at this point unless he
Fucks up you can rock Timo mid. That's the thing. I'll buy it. I'll see you
Well good Timo top is good, I'll see you in the mid lane
oh my god dude dude dude dude holy shit twitch all is so nuts oh don't die that back it up
There's
Yeah, I'm so gonna fucking play the game man
Watch them work watch the kid work chat watch the kid work
All that
Oh
He wants you
He posted out Sam and like but I had that he waiting and she was just waiting
So what's Teemo to do we got two inhibs the third one we have we need to bear in we need
about to get soul looking pretty good you're looking pretty good there's level 16 for the
boy team was Ben 18
Echo mid try trying to look for a pick on the twitch
Well, I'm right here as well shin you know if I chin no no no
We should like walk up to get like push the push all the big ones in
No, no, no, you want to be like split off one just like push all this stuff in again
Well pushing it
We have super minions in like so much shit
There you go, there you go, and I'll twist and I'll switch.
There you go.
Nice.
Fuck yeah.
And that is the ball game, my boy.
Yeah, that's it.
there you go there you go I didn't do much but I was there no no no that's a
twitch hard carry we accept it we accept it it was fun hanging out with the
homies yo shout out to my boy team oh yeah I'm sorry but on the team
The entire team actually played well, you know, it's the game's not bad
When you've got people who are actively drooling on their keyboards
Well, I hear you I hear you that was a great game three and three on the back
I'll tell you
The hutch is one bad game away from the entire like crash out. I just know it
Timo
It's like dude this swings you got you have to stay positive in league man
I gotta be out of here like 6, 15 at the latest.
I'm taking whatever you want from this point forward, huh?
And he's ED, so just pull up.
I got a P, bro.
you
you
you
you
you
Like there's a fizz win a trade with this guy, I know he's got that move that heals him
Not really he's gonna steal your all so early I can get him
late no but early yes okay my brother listen I think my chats kind of telling
me I'm not sure about this but hey I got to go for this guy man like I can't
let him get comfy if it's a good one it's gonna be rough
Don't beat him, we'll be good.
Well, we're either going in, we're either dying or we're here.
Oh, it's like that, okay.
Ah, see that'll happen.
Two move, I thought he would get that Q first.
No, they get the grab first.
for the W fucking spank
you know how that character works yeah I do good luck bro you got this
yeah he's not a bad son unfortunately
I'm gonna give you a lot of ganks. I gotta get oh my god. I gotta get red form so I gotta show you love
But you're gonna walk up and I have to fight over here. Yeah, I'm here. I don't have E yet E and two
I'm walking right back. Yeah, I have ignite.
Okay, you ready
He's backing up big time for that maybe back
Therefore I'm I'm leaving yeah
Maybe that's so much help
Yeah, I mean listen we got his flash we got his flash so wasn't for nothing. Yeah, not horrible
I am gonna try and get this scuttle
Dude
Why I was like max range that's so lag
fuck
I can't do a work down there though, w?
Oh, oh, yeah, let's go. Oh, yeah
Let's go
Careful heck from could be there
That room will be there soon. I'll go go there scuttle
Oh he actually...
Wow.
Uh...
Our gameplay actually fucking did that.
Ekrom is right here right now.
Okay.
We're chillin, I just gotta kill top.
I can ignite CS.
Okay.
Uh.
Did you have a ward?
I had that one.
Oh, there he is.
Oh, sorry.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
Can we help with this?
Yeah, I'm with you.
I'm with you.
I'm with you.
E and four.
Can we kill him?
Starting drag.
Yeah, we can.
Two.
And.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
Yeah, I'm coming.
I'm good.
He has dash.
and good he has dash she's probably gonna keep her on him
hello go around okay I got you four man I got a bad guy I missed that all it was
so close bro goddamn it was only in the bush where he was
We can do it. I think it's guys the back. Yeah, I'm clearing this camp. We can do it.
I wouldn't hate that. Okay.
I just do they're doing nothing man. It's really doing nothing. I'm not doing drag. I'm gonna go farm
Fucking April
No, man, you're great man, I'm all in just got one be to legitimately won't be to
Yeah
I will
You probably just because you've never known doesn't mean we've been playing issues 2010
I need you to get off my dick just for a moment, please brother. Thank you
I'm just getting red, I'm getting red.
Okay, I don't know what that means.
22, I believe.
Got it.
Okay.
Flash for red?
Sure.
Coming to you, I think.
Coming to you.
Okay.
Yeah, he's coming to you.
I'm coming to you, but I think we lose this.
I don't have ult.
I don't know.
Come here.
No, he's going to the Grubs.
Yeah, he is.
Okay.
No, he's going to grubs. Yeah, he is.
Alright, we give grubs eye back, I get red, and then we go drag.
Okay.
I don't know what that character does.
What game? Red, something like that.
I do it to me.
Just laugh at me.
No, it's our top lane result.
The enemy has been seen.
Dude, his sustain is crazy, huh?
He just kills from that stupid move he has.
Oh yeah, bro.
Wow, he's on drag, like, what?
Wasn't our Bar lane fucking destroying? What happened? She was 2-1, now she's 2-5, I don't understand.
Not too sure.
He's really weak in mid lane, he has my ult.
I need to use mine.
I don't know if I actually beat the top lane.
So our top lane is game is ass kicked.
Our bot lane is getting destroyed.
And I'm like even in mid.
Ekrem's on the safe top.
Can we crash here?
I'm so low.
are you I can't really
they're keeping on it not good
careful
hotlings in
oh boy
maybe we go help bot
yeah probably
I can't really kill mid, yeah, I'm just gonna run bot more.
Oh, I gotta use this lead, I like a little bit of a lead, I gotta use it.
come on bot
I should you get that you get that nice
let's go baby
fine over here bro
that's huge
that's fucking huge
We try to kill this jungler. I'm looking for this job. Yeah, I'll rotate over on it. I see it
We're just taking tower right now. I'm me coming. I missed. I missed the ult. I get up Terry
He's gonna take my all I think
So he doesn't have an alt until he takes someone's nice job, dude
Yeah, that is his alt but he takes someone else's alt. That's what he does. I think he's coming up to you. I'm I'm trailing
I'm here. I'm here remember
Careful careful. I have no ult. I have no ult. Leave bot lane to die. Leave bot lane to die.
Fuck em. I have a lot of gold to get scuttled on back.
Jax is one shot mid, you can't back, I don't think, I need you to help mid, you don't
I can't is the towers gone in three in three and I can kill that two one
Back up back up tower tower tower tower
No, we got one like it, too
Yeah, what do you think?
well I also got picked I don't even know how I died wait we care would we killed
me support fucking shit
I
Go drag. Yeah coming
Just dying Kate. She's too incest. She's feeding bro two and sevens crazy
Have all that's going down pretty quick. I'm gonna throw my out there if I if I get if I get there
I'll do it.
Oh, you.
Come on, Papa.
You got to let me know you're not going in like that.
I thought we could just kill him.
you've got it
damn
nice
has been slain
I knew that.
Uh, yeah, sorry about that, bro.
Fuck!
Like, I went in with Q and I had nothing. Like, everything was on CD, so I backed up waiting for CDs, and you just got new, so...
Apologies.
all good we are very good though we are so good I'm very much we're not very
bad the problem everything oh yeah true any carries fucking massive as well
Top lane's ruled our bot lane's ruled
Not good
I'm sorry some results man. Jesus. I missed every all this game. Oh
I
Got a kill
Holy shit, that's a new I haven't seen that this game. Well that one that's new
Shit, Jaws is three and five and six.
The worst part about it is I ganked them and got them back in the game and it just didn't
matter.
They just go and die nine times.
The port's here.
Maybe.
Gosh.
Uh.
Oh
It's your math presence as well
We try to kill this 80 carry by every time I throw it all I just miss it
She is
I'm looking for the city carry I can flash cure maybe we run top kill this guy first
back up in a minute we have time we do we do throw me top down
not good though he's gonna be hard to kill man he's huge we're good we're good
I'm here
You slow it off, yeah hold on to that, hit that bitch, yeah I'll kill her, thanks
probably shouldn't have flashed to the support gale we have drag up in 15
seconds don't back have to back I think I don't have to back actually okay
come on gate stop lane it's gonna be kind of weird they're gonna have people
on us come on come on come on good I'm dead I'm dead I'm dead one house on the
Oh no.
Nice!
Wait, game point's there?
Yeah.
Careful.
I'm up at 30.
I'm coming straight back, but I don't know if it's gonna matter.
Why is our Cait splitting?
Am I missing something?
I don't really know.
I don't have an answer for you.
But what I do have to say is, this is their lead on drag.
Yeah, but we have to give it up.
to give it up. Yeah, I don't know what I can do about it.
Hello.
Game point is dead.
Huge kill from the support.
Absolutely massive.
We can get drag.
I'm coming.
Is our support kind of nice?
I feel like he is.
He's not terrible, you know?
Yeah.
I'm watching their support like clear wars and watching their ad carry being every fight.
We just don't have that.
They're on it.
Coming.
I'm moving here.
You can do whatever you want here.
I miss.
Click.
I better hit.
Nice.
Got one.
No dude.
I'm alive.
No dude, I'm alive, I'm alive, I didn't tell him I'm a hitter, I'm trying to leave the
drag, I'm finishing drag, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming,
very good, okay, okay, this is working out, she's sniped them, I'm here, I'm here, I'm
big son no are you so can we can we get blue you get blue yo it's the gigantic
swing right now yeah I know I didn't mean to take it I'm sorry I support
took one you took the other who's gonna take the fucking frog ah who wants to
We got frog legs on all three!
Dammit!
Okay, hold on though. Hold on.
Cause that was gigantic.
I told you we're fine brother, we are fine.
That was a dragon, four kills and a blue.
If I have ult, AD carry dies. I just have to have ult.
If I hit with a stun, she's also dead.
I literally have to just fight like dog shit for her to live. I'm coming.
I'm in there backing up I'm clearing this first yeah I'll be there I see that's
kind of I'm looking I'm gonna engage on this I can
We're doing we're doing that Baron we're doing Baron we're doing Baron that's a heck of a
room in support okay I got two wards I'll put one here I'll put one here
Kate's fucking not here dude
Where's more important than this, you can chase by Silas.
Honestly, Silas not getting here is a good thing, he's completely free.
Not good.
Get out of there.
All your time.
I'm gonna back into it, that's crazy.
Alright.
I mean, I like...
Our 80 carry when we're we're going for a Baron when we kill the support and their jungler goes
bot
Okay
It's don't don't type there anymore
You're just gonna tilt in fucking troll
Yeah, I hear it.
I still kills and see how it's like.
Oh, I'll type her.
Yeah, I'm not typing.
I'm not typing.
I'm not typing.
Keep on doing what we've been doing.
Yeah, she brought this shit back.
Yeah.
The mental of a fucking piece of shit that she is.
She dying again. She dying again. Got me dead.
Really? She dead a second time?
Oh yeah.
Alright, grab that scuttle.
We need to try to kill Hecarim.
I'm trying to kill Hagrid. Love what you're doing right now. Love the flow. I love the flow.
Yeah, I'm looking here.
Okay.
I'm looking for this AD Carry.
Don't tell me she gets away from that.
I don't understand.
You take this, my man.
I'm dead in this bitch, aren't I?
no you're not no you're not no you're not you actually just set up a beautiful
kill brother
nice oh my god Lord face holy shit
I'm staying
I'm winning down here brother. I'm not winning up here
She's throwing she she doesn't want to live
We did she wants to live I
Killed three we have our killed two we we're gonna have drag
I just don't have to clear for it
You're at the jacks I'm just pushing on top lane because we're all our ships been pushed for so long
Yeah, you can kill it Kaisa
That's huge brother
Come on Kate, please Vel'Koz, Vel'Koz, it was always Vel'Koz brother, it was always
Vel'Koz, it was always Vel'Koz, even the gangplank's getting mad at me Kate.
Oh everybody's mad at her, she's strong, no spirit, no spirit, got it, we're not doing
terrible we're not doing terrible at all bro we're not doing terrible we're so
good I beat everyone I just as long as I don't die to the entire team I'm we
win everybody look here maybe do there big fight is about to happen there
if I just got a light pole I'm coming
he's actively selling my jungle right now please hit
I'm not here
80 carries walking he's gonna eat me I'm on my way
Top lane, I'm backing, RK is sitting in spawn, he's walking out, I'm going back, now I can
I'll be there in a second
Careful
I ate that
Dude, what are you doing? He's still bro. He's still in there. He is still in there
Yeah, she's she's rolling. She's bottom right. You're not even playing games. Yeah, another
game. You can't type. You can't type to her. You can't type. You type to do that. No, no,
It's the whole other level, it's the whole other level, this is like, she's actively just sprinting down the lane.
Can't type.
I think she'd been doing this for a while.
I think she's trying to steal Baron.
Yeah, I mean that'd be a big play.
Sylas is playing for it.
Oh my god, nice.
Are they all fucking really, they're all weak, aren't they?
Yeah, very weak.
I'm going to take the tower, I'll clear whenever I get up, I'm up in 20, Velkaz is going back
the huge way but you should be able to clear pretty quick
wait i don't know if we can do anything let's see
yeah both of us got it. we can't hate to not suck for a second as possible
we drag up in a minute this is our soul our soul in a minute
Oh my god, she did it 46 seconds on track
She actually fucking did it
I've got it no 30 seconds on that I've got okay I'll be there
I'm a clear wave real quick be there in a moment
yeah come you gotta help her
I'm going jacks right now jack dead walking over to you
I pressed my I pressed I
Pressed my son is that I don't know why didn't go off. Yeah, so good
You guys go for that shit. Oh fuck. Oh, absolutely. I kill top lane
I can't land at all. I can't hit that that character. No, I don't know what's going on
I've missed every all on her she keeps like side stepping or some weird move she has
Did I hit a single office game I'd be 20 in two I
Need to get my next item. No, I'm good to just going fuck. We have soul. We need it
Say we need to end sooner rather than later. No
It didn't save
That's why I didn't go off. I tried to bind my three to the little thing on the side of my mouse
It didn't save. I thought I did. That's why I didn't go off
Nice
I'm gonna get this next item and then I'm fucking big jelly. I
Got someone in my jungle right now
I need this, I need this, I need this.
I got it now. Thank you. We got to defend us. We got ocean soil. I'm officially full.
I'm full bail. I'm a problem. I'm coming back. I'm coming back. You got to go for one of
squishies so crazy sounds good just everywhere there's everywhere case
there at least careful careful I'm here I am I cannot die first
oh dude oh oh oh oh yeah oh yeah
I'm here
okay we end we end we end
Let's walk in there
How poetic bro
Fuck that character man, holy shit damn
Don't die just keep on like
They're up in 28 though
Okay, I'll let K attack time
I
Hard to go in there with your man
Let's get nice
I have the back we have Baron up in 40 it's gonna die for this
I need a hundred gold my deathcap and then I'm I miss my W
but it's okay it's okay you can always just show up besides the wave that you're on
We got Baron 16, we should fight for that.
We should fight for that shit.
He's actually 281 CS, she's a fucking problem.
Yeah, that's just her fucking, they're not on it.
I think they're about to be and they just took that Scuttle.
His his top we should take that for sure. Yeah, okay, okay, we're fine. We're fine. We're fine. We're fine
It's good. Let's walk up to this bitch though. That Kate protect Kate protect Kate protect Kate protect Kate
She's gonna get eight right now. Nice. Okay
I stop we vision that
Okay, that's a big take this really we like the origin shit
Alright, fuck it. Fuck him. I got it. There's one right there being rid of this
He's gonna come in
I fucked up, it's on me, we in though, we in though.
We in for sure.
I don't know, we can't pop, we don't have a wave, we don't have a wave, oh no.
Get this get this get this get this
Yeah, Jackson try to end
Yeah, there he goes. Oh shit you get you get it
the game. I don't know. You did lose the game. You got to chill. You're you're tilt. You are.
It's the truth. If they don't have Barron, those minions don't clear the way. The minions
don't clear the way we win. We're not winning, but we don't lose right there. I could just
I could just walk down a little further and I got stunned and been there to kill the Jax.
Like it's not it's not just that it's a million things. It's all good. It's all good. All
Good luck in your term of tonight. I'm gonna roll. I'm a dip. Yeah, that's enough for you today. Yeah, I'm yeah
Yeah, we're fucking tilting too hard in this shit right now
And I can't I can't deal with the tilt man. We got it. We gotta stay
Posse vibes, man. We can't type to the idiots
We gotta stay nice and happy. I hope you farm tonight and destroy everybody God. I love you. I love you
Yeah, I can't do it man
He's tilting too hard dude. He's just it's way too much still we in order to play this game
You cannot tilt like this. You just can't you know
You can get a little bad, but like bro. Holy fuck man my boy
My boy was too angry. I don't fuck with that. You know, I'm not trying to just be mad the whole time playing a game
So hey, I'm gonna roll. It's beautiful day
Got the wife and kids here. I'm gonna go hang with the man. We've been streaming our ass off man. We did a
Gigantic one and then like a kind of big one and like an average one today. I'll be back online tomorrow mad early
I think the plan for tomorrow is probably gonna be just
Oh my god, no the plan tomorrow is fucking insane boys
The plan tomorrow is apparently playing counter strike at night with peanut in the boys arc early
And whatever the hell we're doing in between so I don't know what that means
I
Don't know what we're gonna do yet, but I will be on for a super stream of mom
And we're going like fucking the hell hours hell hours. That's just passion from a former athlete
Okay, dude, but clearly there's passion and then there's like
You know being super annoyed for hours on end. I mean it literally doesn't it doesn't sound like he's enjoying himself
if you're like
Going a little back and forth that okay, that's not passion. That's totally different
That's he's my mom. He he's like he's tilted to our okay. I'm on early and I'm playing all the way late
And then I'm going for a couple days, okay
So thanks for hanging for love. Yo, is the boy SRL still in here?
I saw thank you for the 200 get the subs today, man. That was crazy. I appreciate that shit man. Thank you
Then my homie Jacob always coming in with the big donations. Thanks for the love man. I appreciate y'all, okay?
I look for you tomorrow early until then you guys take care of yourselves take care of the peace of love hold it down for me
And I will catch you on the flip dip. I'm out of here man. Later later