NICKMERCS
#1 ARC RAIDERS POV! INTO CS:GO W/ PEANUT HUTCH & THE BOYS! + GIVEAWAYS ๐ฅ @Nickmercs !prime
05-08-2026 ยท 10h 42m
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Cause you know the friggin' fire pit is out, she don't get nothing from my nigga doll, but she get his heart beatin'
Peace, motherfucker! Give me my win, huh?
But I put a minute mark, but look at me laugh, no tint on, all my window, so you see me nigga shinin' nothin' inside
All of it in
HELLO!
I got three million pounds motherfucker with the best producing life
I got three million pounds motherfucker with the best producing life
Is it true?
I could quit the last nigga tried to mirror all of it
YEAH!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Give me the money!
No, no, no, no, no, no, fuck it!
Oh, God!
I'm so hot, we gotta give it all I've got to say, but the two most dominant gristies in here for a reason.
I've been jailed and gone back
I'll be dropped that backboard
She throw back, I can't know when that was
Blake, Riffy, I don't know
Nigga, make back with Rick and Ross
My chain rocks like I know
Jigga, this is just not new hope
I'm not sure where he is going
I'm down to B, I was
Dragon
Fuck off me!
Oh my god
So stream it's glass then we're gonna run it's called production it does one thing
I don't want to say much about this last video, but how do you say it's not?
Oh
What?
How did you do that to me?
Who makes this fucking game?
What the hell?
AHHHHH! AHHHHH! NOOOOO! AHHHHH!
I'M FUCKING GOING IN! SHIT, BOYS!
What's up, bitch? I know, like, I was up turtle.
Oh, you can smell that?
What's up?!
Shut the fuck up!
SHUT UP!
OH SHIT!
PLEASE!
OH SHIT!
Now I'm not the one I don't want to kill!
RISE!
You little fuck! I EAT YOU!
I EAT YOU!
OH SHIT!
Oh, shit!
Everybody at this shit beat the fuck out of this building!
What's going on?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
What's your name, partner?
How old are you?
You know how to respect that, bro.
like that bro
he ain't coming man
hey, but he don't stop screaming man
yeah you can't be, but don't scream the one
Okay, uh, here we go!
I'm gonna get you, I know!
You didn't even know I was sleeping five days ago!
But you know, don't be fake, bro!
Yeah, bro!
Coachefo!
El Guapo!
El Gordito!
El Longo!
El White...
All I was saying is, when it was time to aim,
it was like this.
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That's when like
No one knew it was about to be there
I need a bear one
We fucked around and won it, huh?
Oh, man.
We fucked around and won it.
Inside the box, it works.
The number check is a knock-on-cease.
This could be number five against it.
Elevate goes down to trap as well.
Ladies and gentlemen, they're going to life.
Nick Merck absolutely dominating this game.
58 players left.
Six Elims, they're one away from three points
based on Elims' weight.
And I gotta say, Jack, I think this make it rain bonus
This is in the back for them, two seconds left.
These two boys are about to be...
They're not done yet.
They're pushing up top.
If Aiden's got more players above him, the count between the two you were watching earlier,
you can see Nick.
There's a huge battle right now.
It's for Aussie and Sane.
Versus Nick Burks and Aiden, Nick and Aiden Trellin getting some damage done.
If they get these two, they're in big bonus territory.
Aiden Magic is looking what he's doing right now.
Absolutely stunning.
He's got the high ground for the moment.
The shot comes out.
Are you kidding me?
I SAID!
Nick, fight the next one!
There's the other Nick's on his feet, fucks!
It's Nick Bogus!
It's a very design game!
To the other end of the age!
I've got to make a conclusion!
That this whole thing is fucking horrible!
That's one of our things to it.
Don't come into it.
Don't look back.
I'm a man that never seen you.
Don't look back.
I see for your part.
That's one of our things to it.
I guess it's a secret only.
I got the music on.
Ah!
Ah!
It's like taking my life.
Down!
Down!
Down!
Down!
Oh, my God!
This is crazy, Clare.
Come on.
Oh!
What the fuck's going on?
Come on.
That sounds to
Just gotta think it out loud guys we always win our first game
We always win
Like a fucking pussy, bro. You're actually a fucking loser, bro
You fucking masturbate the animation the fuck up bitch
Yo, bro, that was tight
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
Down, down, down.
Let's go, baby.
Let's go, baby.
There's the one. I think they got it.
I think they got it.
Don't even worry.
Hang on. Hang on.
Got this, Nick!
Blag!
Biffle!
It's an F-50!
Jack!
I don't wanna see you so much, but we both
Just two days to see
Come with someone, I'm gonna see you
I don't wanna mess with you
I don't wanna see you so much, but we both
I don't wanna mess with you
I don't wanna mess with you
You're back, you're back!
Shhh!
I'm gonna see you tonight
You know
What I say everything I'm learning the last season I think players are
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Nice!
One shot, one shot, one shot, flash!
Get the fuck off me, baby!
Let's go!
Who are you?
Who are you?
Who are you?
I'm not going to see how I'm back on my poor sheep
I can't allow it
One shot, one shot, one shot, flash
Your niggas been banging and f**king with four
Get the f**k off me, baby!
Let's go!
I'm not gonna lose lives
If you ain't got no squeak
If you're a f**king niggas
Try f**king and that's like a no squeak
It is empty blue fields
I need niggas for a shoot sheep
Cause these people out there step in and step in
We're so, we're real
I ain't king of shit, call a guy forever like this
Bitch, I'm sorry, I don't know what we're doing
She's steady, she's a f**king f**king
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Oh man, chat, what up, bro?
I swear to fuck if you're wearing a black shirt
Oh man, oh boy
Oh man, oh man
Hey, damn
I mean you know you hate
I mean you know the odds of me wearing a black shirt
are definitely high. I know you know that. All you gotta do is go past broadcast and
Fast broadcast here, go and see!
Get uh...
Man!
Now you go and see!
Black on black!
Black on black maaaaan!
Congratulations to our channel Point winners, bro.
For being smart.
Guys, again on Friday my blood flow is on.
I've been sitting in this chair for f***ing 80 hours.
Now you got circulation going.
I got my five-meter out of there, bro.
In the end, I die.
so long and I've been waiting for this moment for all my life so long
Oh.
Sometimes I think I put it in my neck like this.
She do say baby baby.
That's how they'll put it in my neck.
Oh yeah, make sure your ears tickle.
Yeah yeah, one thing.
Yeah, okay.
All right
Well funger Jack good morning, man, uh today
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If like I'm gonna pick a couple names in the beginning here
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Sporting events don't work with that football season approaches man. You know what we're gonna be doing. You know
What we're gonna be doing all right?
Peanut is rubbing off Nick. What happened now? No, I read that
Somebody said no peanuts Nick you're a racist
No, no, no, you can win if you're a peanut don't worry
You can win J. Bigs copy copy man. All good. Lions in Miami Lions are in Miami
That could be a vibe right there, bro. Holy shit Steven Lyons in Miami
Take a little drive over shit shit
That could be a little vibe right there man
Tell a drag pull up tell pops come down you ain't alliance Fando on God. I'm not on God. I'm not well I hear
Well, you know, I love football. I love football. I love football. We'll put a fat bet down go sweat it in the arena
Hell yeah, man
Can we get a ghost Aiden slide cancel a ghost Aiden slide cancel? Oh
My god, dude are you talking about that dumb ass shit? He be doing when he's like he slides on the stream
I do fuck with that though
I do I do fuck with that though. I'm up with it
ACL injury yo pop I'ma pull my hand me 100% man. I'm gonna rip it. What?
See you later
VB, but they give it 21 months man white mama five how racist you forgot my 50 months up people. I don't account
and man
Some of the racism today, bro. They don't even the four years man much out of all right
Twitch winners stage warrior. We know that guy. It's a it's a savage. We don't know that guy's word
We don't like I murk of Ellie. We know that guy and I picked the I picked the other one Stephen. Who'd you pick?
Straw hat teams trappy and mamba and gonzo easy man. All right, that's
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Making a count on my bookie. We're giving away two thousand more dollars today stream alone. Okay, we do it every week, man
All right, it's three thousand dollars a week, man
What do you think about the ATT3 yesterday?
I only watched Hutch play the S&D match and he clutched to, he beat Scump 5-5 S&D, round 11 he killed Scump in the 1v, man I couldn't believe it.
Scump had to play at bomb but still man, it's impressive.
Oh Cracky locked in!
Oh Cracky locked the fuck in then he man, hey, THGL Rodney, if I get the buddy I appreciate it man.
yes sir yes sir yes sir wait hold on
ah fuck it I do kind of want to play it
chess well fuck it check quick in the chest you guys in yo okay listen let
no no let's go home before we get there let's go over the plan today the plan
today is a little fluid it's a little fluid okay what I mean by fluid is a
little bit everywhere you know I mean we don't really have a grip on it it's
It's squirmy, you know?
It's up, it's down, it's up.
It's a lot going on right now, man.
Hey, prospect even five, get the buddy.
I appreciate you, man, thank you, dude.
Mollie, show you the big reset.
Mark and Mark, even eight months, man,
I know the best thing in your life is being a dad.
Nothing comes close.
The best thing in my life is my wife.
But immediately after that are my children
being a dad yeah sure yeah if we're being honest yeah the greatest fucking thing
in the history of my life and forever will be my wife but I do I do agree
immediately after yes both my kids PR no not PR man no man because people will
do that brawl bill don't be like oh dude like my dad I was just waiting to give a
kid man like you know what bro I have kids man I feel the same way I did
before man all right my wife first number one okay like the other day my
little boy like he screamed he screamed at her in front of me I told you guys
the story and I had it I had I fucking I looked at him I was like dude listen
man like I know that's your mom he's three years old I don't know if he
picked up what I was putting down was this man I understand you're expressing
yourself you got a lot of shit going on in your mind he was looking at me you
I know it's hard easy man you trying to learn trying to explore trying to do things
Well watch the way you speak to your mother man, because that's my girl, you know
It's your mother, but that's my woman man. That's my girl talking to her crazy
You're gonna
Start the engine if you don't fucking talking about
So gave like the fucking spiel man. I think you picked it up
I think you picked it up now kids of the future your wife going in the hole if you kids first and wife all right listen man listen
I'm not telling you how to run your camp, right?
If that's the way you want to run your camp you run your camp that way all
Respect you. I ain't running my camp that way
Okay
Wifey first kid kids after in my mind and in my heart
Then in my life, that's it. That's it. Okay. That's my teammate. That's my rock gonna be with me to the end
man
These goddamn ass kids man
I fucking love these kids, man, but he's me. He did
Who knows man, you know me we're throwing darts at the board buddy, you know me
Throwing darts at the board who knows man. Yeah, no, I'm playing but I know yeah, kid kid
Uh kids kids kids everywhere very close very close, but why first all right, um, I don't know what the plan is today
This is what I do know. I know I'm gonna play a couple games of chess
Then I'm gonna play Arc Raiders
Okay
You don't have to pick one of the other that's the best thing about family. I know I understand guys guys not that deep
It's not that deep. It's just like
you know
Okay, all right chess arc Raiders
See this is where you lose me we could play apex
We could play league
And there's counter strike tonight with the boys
I don't know what to do. What do you think we should do? What do you think we should
do? I see a lot of Apex in the chat. Stephen, we're gonna arc. Arc is on the calendar no
matter what. I'm not asking you about arc. Like we're gonna arc. We're gonna play arc
For a while that's guaranteed. You don't need to say arc because we're gonna play that shit
I'm talking about what we do from there because this motherfuckers dream is gonna be at least 12 hours at least
So we're gonna we're gonna be all over the place today
Listen man. I like okay. I'm got cuz it I like playing a
Sorry League of Legends with hutch
We played twice
The first time we played I don't think he was on Adderall
The second time we played, I think he was on crack.
He gets in this mode, man, when he's on crack, where he begins to complain.
And the complaining snowballs, he goes, what's Apex, he goes, Apex, the complaining snowballs
into more complaining and he just turns into this cry baby bitch that whole that
he can't get out of he's just down in the slumps okay and I try to pull him out
but I'm not positivity Pete okay I'm not an optimistic guy you know I'm more
pessimistic and I'm and I'm spunky okay so he's like ninja he gets a little
Ninja E right right
But the first day I had so much fun there was no Adderall it was it was incredible
You know, you we were yelling and screaming talking shit. We're you know, whoo, you know, it's awesome
So there's that to digest apex however
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Even this your boy this guy Jacob what a guy bro
What a guy.
Oh.
Oh, man, it's my building.
You guys aren't allowed to go to my building.
My D-PRO said I have no more teammates.
I have thrown them off.
God damn it.
Yeah
Oh
Hey, boy friend
I can almost hear him.
I can legit almost hear this guy.
I know him.
HDMI DMA.
Got that DMA.
I think I did it to you, mate!
Y'all low my ass!
Don't do it.
Just wait a second.
He was going to...
Oh.
There's some little bit of goo.
Oh, on the right, birds.
There's people here bro, push, oh there he is.
He's the best.
Let's go get processors, Nick.
Stop trying to kill everybody.
You can do this.
I know y'all heard that.
I know you heard it.
There he is.
There he is.
Stupid bitch.
I love PvP when the other raider wants the heat, the cheap shots suck.
I mean, so what do you do?
You go up to every person you fight and you're like, hey man, you want to fucking do this?
Hey bro, you want a fucking gold buddy?
What's happening?
Where's my snapple guy?
Sir, would you like to engage in a nice PDP?
Elmail not, just when they know you're there.
Oh, okay, my bad, bro.
Yeah.
Well, Panda, you see, it's not that easy for me, but I wish you luck under your nevresman,
you know.
The problem is that I'd say about 80% of the people that I pull up on already know I'm
coming so it is what it is I ain't gonna let you
let me know you wish I had a lie let me 90
I saw these birds I seen them
my building is not safe right now
We're going to get a little more coffee.
A bullet in the butt tells him that you're there, exactly.
That's kind of what I was thinking, you know?
Why throw my voice when I can throw a bullet?
You know what I mean?
I don't know where this guy is man.
He could be legit anywhere.
They always make a step. It's like a thunk. It's a ooh. Ooh. That's good.
Intervention!
What we're going to do is high knees for the whole fight and then we'll complain post-firebugging bald.
see that's the thing though he can't do that high knee shit in this one man
that's not gonna work but you see what I'm saying you see what I'm saying right
now
This is what we're up against.
Fucking insane.
Look at him.
Do you see the level of...
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I don't know if I'm sighting that.
If I'm a little slow today or something, but I look like my age chasing that guy
Like I did I looked old when I was running after my there, bro. I can't lie
The way
That I was running after him right there you could you could make an argument that I'm 80 years
Like that was cuz I was a yeah, that was the on sprint. That was bad
Is he able to fucking Pharaoh, by the way, by doing all that for a guy with a
freak it?
Pretty sure I am.
Oh, I'm up a little bit here.
Hold on.
Oh, hold on.
No, no, no, no way.
It is a Pharaoh, though, isn't it?
It's a Ranny.
Come
We got some cracked fucking couple good bodies man, all right, let me heat it up and holy shit
Moving around like an asshole out here today
Well, yeah
Guys the motherfucker brought flares, okay
When I'm telling you he was up to no good
Nobody brings flares if they're up to any good
That guy was fucking trolling
Let me get that equalizer stoner will I if you see me in the match
It's yours, man. You don't even got to ask twice just saying they drop that equal but there you go
No, Pablo, he was chill, bro.
He was really chill.
Hey, GGs, man, all the best, and he bled out.
What a guy.
Processors, and everyone, come on.
No, man.
He made a comment about you ratting did he I didn't even hear it. I don't hear that part
I had changes things a little bit about the fucker
Yeah, you can't comment about me riding at that.
If you have flares in your creepwalk and like that, I just get what you get.
I need wires.
What do we need the wires for again?
Are they for the Pulse Mines?
Pretty sure, something.
I have three fucking time.
We dropped ammo.
Now I'm gonna, let me,
drop this and this for right now.
We need to get bats too.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Oh, no, no, no.
He's a nice juke because you caught on me.
I didn't think he was being weird about it, but maybe I, maybe I, who fucking knows, man?
He's being kind of cool.
Just give you wires.
It does.
That's where I would break down the raid, out of the raid you'd get proponents.
it's dude is that true oh my god hey bro I love I told you if I love you
that's so many two
Oh
Just remember when we were trying to find toasters in the beginning of this shit
We couldn't find one for the life
But and then there's a hundred of them in the goddamn building we go to every day
Toaster turns into wires, so you swear
Oh
Holy shit, man. Oh the setters do too
Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop Bop
What am I hearing, bro? Is that Godzilla?
Damn.
That's her body. Up there.
Cooling, fangy, cool wires. I guess everything does, huh?
Ooh, I'm having a shit time now.
We'll get these, we'll get the bats, we'll get the processors, this is a fucking, this
is a hall right here, a hall.
I can't lie.
Look at this.
I need another stack of these though.
Look at this shit, five wires on the, on the, come here.
Holy shit, I have so many of them.
Ghost girl, thank you for the three months.
I appreciate that.
That's love.
That's love.
That's love.
Ah
Could make another stack of wires, maybe
We do and see us go tonight. Yes. Well, I know I told I told peanut that I can only play to like
11 possibly 12 maybe
It's pushing it
I gotta be up so early the next day, man. So early
So I told them I like I told him if he's cool me playing half the time then we can but
That's all I got in me man
This is half the 30s not early. No, no, we're going we're going fishing
It's that guy.
I gotta get up like two hours before that, bro.
Thanks, early.
Where are my bullets going, bro?
There's no way we get pulled up out of here, no way.
I didn't even see what you said and I mean that with love and I hope you type it again
I hope I don't see it again.
How about that?
Because I already know you, I know you said some stupid shit.
Okay?
No, I know it man.
I didn't see what you said and I'm not scrolling to see it and when you type it again, I hope I miss the next one
bro
I bet hatch come come are you really?
So I don't want to smoke
Are you really I'm too old for that shit, bro
Okay, what up, man?
Which one I got a beefy eight mile run day?
You running eight miles today?
An under an hour or no?
be under an hour or you suck. Easy what a fucking haul that was bro. Oh my god wires wires wires
the sensors processor processor battery sensors a little bit of crude a fibrillator
an equalizer a little bit of that and then we'll repair this guy
Come on. How am I, how am I, this?
Whoa, boo!
Hold on.
Sit lines.
I'm coming baby, I'm coming right now man, I just had to get right for you, you got me?
Can't pull up on you weird.
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Session you know how I can just you get like if we have a bad rate and another bad rain
I know we're all yelling it's you know, it's snowballs, right? But in league
It's much quicker just because of the way league is. I mean you don't know who you're playing with
They're
You know they control and fuck up your whole game like at least in our graders. You do you have a little bit more control your destiny
So we we get bad teammates, but I admit it does piss me off. It pisses me off like I mean fuck
But like brah, you know
We went, we were two and one, and we were two and one at this point, and I mean
this guy will miss a camp and
just start bitching, you know, and then, and then like
bot lane dies and he starts bitching and then it's just snowballs, man, and he's just bitching the whole way. I'm like
I'm sitting, I'm thinking myself, my bro, is he really this, this mad about this?
Because the game just started, like we're not even
Who knows how this is gonna play out? Like we're probably, this is looking good, maybe, you know
But I think he lets his brain just go and it's like this way bigger thing than it is, you know?
I had to leave. I was like, no, I can't. We need to leave matches to be pure, you know?
Very hard to do on League of Legends because they're fucking gremlins, man. They're their creatures, you know?
Bottom the barrel.
He let it get to him yesterday for sure, man, you know?
I
Know
Don't I've heard it. I've heard like I people taking that for school
I remember playing in competitive Halo people were taking the competitive Halo a lot and like you was genuinely like the best players in Halo like they were
Dude, they were pumping the numbers up. I don't know how I like I don't know how much I can play the ignorant card because dude
I was cranking dude. I was cranking energy drinks those MOG events, bro. I was ripping like fucking
Four or five cans a day two three days straight. I'd go to bed Niko. I'm not kidding like fucking twitching like
I'm laying in bed like just just you know
You know how I play you can beat it a lot more lands than all dude when you're okay
I'm excited. I'm a little nervous, but I'm excited sure and I can't do caffeine on top of that, bro
That that'll literally give me like tweaking. It's literally gonna only is gonna make you respond quicker to whatever's on your screen
It's yeah, yeah, I don't really think it's even a conversation. You know, yeah, yeah, exactly
Don't act like you weren't sipping caffeine in your big turn. I was like, but like the first time I was like, dude
I'm like way too like
Dittery like I'm not even like playing right. Yeah. Well, yeah, you don't want to take too much obviously, but I mean dude
It's like I drink a can, you know, we play like two or three matches in the bracket. We're getting through it
Here we go. I'm starting to hit the fall off. I do another can go up
The fall off
Yeah, Kathy just kind of amplifies
The blood working a little bit
It just kind of amplifies everything you have going on so I assume if you're like
scared or you got like the nerves going it's only gonna make that worse probably.
I mean you were like that right like even like in your fifth or sixth lane like
you're not like nervous but like more like until that first kill until the
game starts like you're kind of like oh shit I'm not gonna play.
Like when I first started competing I went to a couple of those big events and
there was so many people there. Yeah. And we're like, you know, we're now we're playing
on the stage and people are starting to know that, you know, we're a top two or three team
and yeah, I was a little nervous then, but I'd say after the first four or five minutes,
I never got nervous again. Not like the way I did in the beginning. I would just be excited.
You know, I was like, Oh, you're like excited. You know, no nerves, no nerves. Just like
excitement
I'm shooting like a fucking potato right now. I can't lie to you. I did. I'm I'm a defeat though
We just like snap up there. I don't think they're here. They might I'd be I found it just fucking
I did don't just just play careful like it. I might hop off it's bad
And this ain't like blue gay when we when we see walls and shimmy this is space
anywhere
Yeah
What's like the tires? I do these towers. I do need blue pizza. So if they're not here
I'm just going to run across the map real quick and put that pizza on the Bombadista
Oh, I'm not I can give you ten
Pieces if you want how many you got at 31
No, no, no, I got like 12. So I just I have a couple of these mines anyway, so just use them
With one one bomb, but he said you can get like
There you go. That has to be them
you'll never see me again what what places you're getting that land that you
went to
team that's good that's 150 teams yeah I'm good
car and Desmond I was with we picked up crowded like two weeks before I know
that I weed well who are you with who went through the frozen I remember that
I know I've heard of you just about I decided I decided to drop him because he was I think he was playing like the best bass
But I got a bro like and then I was like do any night yeah, it's rooted or
Why I hear something bro, oh yeah
Okay, now hold on you can't see you can't say cheater
Okay, I know hold on though hold on hold on
Can I talk
What can I speak or you gonna just keep talking the whole fucking time?
You speak English, no speak English you look good. Okay. I speak slowly, right?
You are stupid
Okay, sorry continue your stories
Yeah, they're gonna pick up Prouder
Like after that two weeks before like you. That's you right? Yeah
Yeah, you picked up Crowder and my two weeks before like the last chance qualifiers and
then we had like when I'm literally like the next two weeks after that, we had like maybe
a week of scrims.
Yeah, that does blow.
So like we did top 16, I was like, we're gonna play some of the money out of 15, we did better
than like a lot of people that literally stayed together since the beginning.
So I was like really proud.
Crowder's got a crazy experience.
Yeah, so I was like, thank god.
He's gonna play well.
So I was like, thank god, he's going to play well.
Oh, he used to.
Yeah.
That motherfucker was really good back in the day,
but I don't know if you ever tuned into his.
Replays?
Yeah.
I don't watch a little bit.
He was good, man.
He was staying good.
Yeah.
I was like, I played a duo line with him.
Before half, I was like, do we get some Atlantic?
Big AR player.
Big fucking anchor.
I remember right.
I'm gonna run the main synth epi.
And they're just leaving the full load on it?
Yeah, I mean dude in like 2007 I started going to the big lands but like what you know what's
crazy you would have loved this time because so there was like maybe eight to ten big lands
What I mean by a big land is like an MLG or like a or like another
Type of something like that where it was big enough where it was maybe like 10k prize pool 20k prize pool or something
So maybe like 8 to 10 right but in between all those big lands there was a
Like small ones like small little huckle hand turner this is shit like e-bash in Indiana
There was a NJ Halo in Jersey
Like they weren't small I guess, but they weren't big you know like it was like a big 2k prize pool with 3k prize pool
Somewhere in there, and then they were smaller ones like
Places you would go to like literally play games, you know like they don't have a lot of those anymore like they used to
Or like there's a bunch of gamers this game and shit
Well, dude, they would have like little four ballerina ones all around the Detroit area
And me and this dude named hot dog would go around and win every single one of them
So do when I'm telling you like I
Would scrim throughout the week
Skip school or go to sleep at school and
Then on the weekends hot dog was like two three years older than me. So he had his license already. I'm a freshman whatever the fuck
We're going to go to Terminus had a two-to-two gears award execution
And we're when it we're winning like three four hundred each, you know
hundred two hundred each
Like every day dude on on Saturdays, honey, and then back to scrims
And then at the end of the month you got your big tournament, you know
I mean low-key bro, I remember my pond was like blown away, man
He took me to Bank of America to make a fucking bank account
So I had like 20 racks and I'm 14 years old, 15 years old.
He's like, what the fuck is going on?
You're making more than you pay.
I thought I was selling drugs, man. Everybody thought I was selling drugs.
All the teachers were like, yo, your kid don't show up for school.
He's hanging with the wrong people and they know the fuck I was it, by the way.
I wasn't hanging with nobody. I was literally sleeping.
My biggest.
Yeah.
Well, bro, they all thought I was slinging fucking weed.
That's insane.
So hilarious, bro.
Yeah, they're in front of us, by the way.
Like, bad guys, like, three things.
Put them on here.
Like, I always do.
I'm just gonna snap the roof so we get a little control.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Leave, leave him, bro.
He's broke.
Nice.
Okay.
Watch out, get the ball.
Yeah.
There might be two teams.
There is, there is.
I go, we start this fight from the roof.
I
Tell me that wouldn't have been so fun for you, bro like all those
Right that I think it's him under
shot him they might be full in them
front right door front right door
those feet I love feet
two bottom right two bottom right
gonna loop gonna loop
I didn't mean to do this
shoot at the guy
oh I'm kind of shitting
both guys both guys both guys
shoot shoot shoot shoot shoot shoot
So one more guy let's take hold on they probably didn't
Okay, that's him. Oh
Yeah, I would have loved it man. You were very surprised
I'd do it nowadays it would have been like oh like you pro and they would have like looked your shit up
And like now he can't put me playing these tournaments. These are for like amateurs or some shit
They did have a couple of those ones every now and again like we we want so many small lands that people stop coming
You know, like if they, if people, people would talk like who's going to show, like you go on the game battles forums
And that's where everybody would type because there was no Twitter back then, you know
There's no way to like everybody there's none of that shit
So you go to the GB forums and you would get like a little headcount of who's going to be at all these tournaments and
We stopped typing and telling people that that's what we're going to be because if we said that we were showing up
People would not sign up
So we'd sign up like like there'd be 20 fucking teams of two in there and you go right and we come walking in
Last minute, we put our name on the list and they're like,
Motherfucker, man.
Five, eight, 10 minutes.
Twitter was, she had a $2,000 number.
I gotta go.
Well, yes, OK, there was Twitter then.
But I mean, in 2006, I don't think it was popping.
I mean, it wasn't like popping, but like gaming Twitter.
Nobody used that shit, I got it.
That's crazy.
Isn't it funny?
We're walking in his last fucking second.
Ew.
Spice left
Slugging and go baby 360 controller ready to rock
Use forms back in the day and clan base. I don't know what clan bases game about those forms is where all the shit went down
And believe it or not that was where you know if you were an up-and-coming player
You that's where you got discussed about like that. That's that's where you'd pop off
People would make these lists all the time just like they do today
You know everybody loves a fucking top 10 list everybody gets so horny a little up that shit
They would make their little top top list of who's who's a good individual player who's a good FA
Who's the best teams and I mean if you were being discussed on there that that's how you got
Added and invited and shit, you know
And then if you know how we can all add each other on this fucking art game bro back in
the day you only had a hundred hand slots listen oh yeah but this was super important
because whoever you had on your list you know people could check your list and see who you
have added and if you have like I had all the halo guys and all the con guys and all the
fucking gears guys so everybody knew of me the holy shit that this guy's real like anywhere
I went you know bro was like a badge of honor you would wear that shit you know
what I remember I was like wanting to be that guy I remember 360 days like I'd
play like this guy face 30 and like I would see his friends listen shit like
I was like I'm always the one I was watching like all y'all like shit
Hell yeah, I'm gonna go kill us here with Greg, I need to blue for sure.
Just get a key and the roof and uh...
Yeah, watch out.
Nice.
Yeah, now those two lands are like my first time here.
I know you went to like a lot of local ones, but the only local ones I went to
I went to it's not moving all the time was like playing gets like
Fucking active you memories come to base. It was like why got too free for all
Hey
on my back no oh there's a team under bar are you fucking doing me just ratting me no
wait just crawl brother crawl i'm dead huh to come right to me
oh i don't think i'm gonna die the fuck out of here oh this guy's just got a name
he has a name well it's really bad crazy but bad enough right where it's like uh oh
Oh, it might be, I kind of want to check that I can't.
I don't think they know you got knocked.
Six minutes in and they're just running around.
Were you down in the tunnel?
No, no, no, no, like I literally was on that right there,
that little ramp right there, that concrete ramp.
They were just sitting on the first four.
Who killed those guys?
Oh, okay, okay.
Because they heard you and then like,
oh yeah, I ran a gate in Bobcat, yeah.
That sounded like a buggy.
me six minutes and I think you either
crawl farther going to the side or you're
standing yeah you go faster faster
side side
It might just look like a patch
Oh, he's living.
All raiders, arc on screen, five minutes left.
Go find your way home.
I repeat, fire.
Yeah, I bet I did it.
Yeah
No, no, this is porn act is what this is
I want you to know
You're not a plumber. Oh
Listen, I
Know you're in the stream right now. Okay
And I want you to know something
It's just the way it is like you're spending your day doing this shit for free, right?
I'm I'm doing me regardless man. You ain't go fuck up my day. I got 900 bobcats
42 rents
You ain't go fuck up my day, bro
So if you're gonna fuck me
Just do it already. I
Didn't hear the fucking thing man. You heard it yet. I heard him switch off. I heard him switch off
It's just I'm telling you to get to the top 30 seconds
They got a mini, you just, maybe 40 seconds go.
Yeah.
Let's call it a fast one.
There's so many of them!
We all must be poor waiting for one guy.
Is he there?
Yeah, I haven't even heard it yet.
He's right there. Can you see him?
I got an idea.
I'm about to take it. Let's go.
There's something like right on it.
I would just full go at 40 seconds because there's no way I could have time to leave you.
Appreciate you by the way.
I think he's in the back of the car.
I gotta go go go go go.
Fast he can't go.
No way.
No way.
They were playing organically.
no way
no way they were playing organically
no way bro
yes yes
no way
no way
wait they are stupid
I got hit by a body
Look at me, dude!
He looked me in my butthole!
That's crazy.
How did not see me, dude?
Oh, that would have been a bad L.
I only had like two or three more.
Wow!
Wow!
Wow!
My bad, bro.
That's kind of on me.
No, you're fine.
I didn't expect people to be
under its experiments, but,
Whatever
uh oh wow they had to be on console because they had their flashlights on
but when they're going down they just don't know what they could see
son Jesus Christ wow
we'll take it bro some organic gameplay to start off today for sure certainly
it's just spaceport man like if we're on blue gate right there they're doing the
the fucking gippy execution haka on me bro they're asking you to fucking sing a song
Yeah, you know jingle bells start singing bitch. Literally. It'd be so bad, man. I'm telling you blue gate is where they're all at. So
Be with that what you will
What the hell I got enough for two. Oh, no, oh, oh, oh, no
Every Saturday miss a right reply. They were the five men same names on the YouTube speaking the same names on Twitch
We got Benji man on Twitch. We got Ark need with the prime
Appreciate just two deficient. Thank you for the resub man bonza. I roam Alex bronze Reezy Martin TV
Brun. Thank you to cyber thing for the 401. They smithy
Call me rail. Thank you right reply. Thank you for the 5-7 on Twitch. This guy is resubbing on Twitch starting to sound like
Tyler, can you get everyone in the stream side for him? Everybody is. Potato.
Next question. No, no, no. Next question, bro. Bitch.
Rocks, even the prime man. Appreciate you, bro. Thank you.
You gave up on Apex? I didn't give up. Just got a lot going on right now, man. We got a lot of
things to play hutch trying to play league today he's playing league all day
from the sun up to the sundown he wants the midfiz there I told him I might pull
up me and infinite do want to play apex today at some point but we would like and
prefer having drac there with us but drac is like a fucking you know elusive
dragon right who knows what he does
uh here he is in chat yeah right it's me getting fucking double man there he is
there he is man magazine something pep in every track of life we didn't even
find him dude appreciate you bro uh we're supposed to play counter strike
tonight I told us until 11 so we'll see what he says about that no no I'm holding
in gold me and Jack are both out of that way drag might be a black
I was only recently I think I'm cold too oh yeah we got I think I'm like gold
three okay brother
because you're gonna piss me off
I'm kidding that's not even ragebait
I feel like you were gonna do that, that was like some symphony shit right there
I promise you I'm not
Son we were getting fucking slammed
I thought you guys liked the plan
being flat 1 flat 2
don't tell him right now bro
i think he's never been slammed on
wait so you hit flat and he was like that's where all like the spreads are
drag hit flat
drag hit flat and it was like
instant maybe like
out of 10 games we get a cue that made
sense and the other nine we were literally
against fucking oh hold on
oh
keep it in
shoot there
Yeah, it was bad, bro.
Broke.
I thought you guys were hitting like,
plat one, plat two, and just like...
...now, then you were getting the fucking mobbies.
No, you know how the rank goes back, you know, and then they were...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So all the players were like,
plat, or diamond, or whatever.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You gotta work left, bro.
Going right, spad.
Yeah, he's working on it.
This guy's working on it.
He's coming left to spad.
That's correct, that's correct.
There.
Well, I'm watching you left, though.
You want me to work left?
I can work left.
No, no, no, you're good.
Yeah, you got it.
Well, no, yeah, we have to.
I can't really go right.
Right's really bad.
It was equal.
This guy's not real, man.
Is there one in the head?
Yeah, he's right there.
Oh.
Danger.
There.
He's not peeking me, though.
He just wakes up and I get away.
heads up
I just want to
nice job again
danger, danger
we got a little further back
I'm not on this rock right now
they're running
they're running, they're going back
they're going back, keep going
grab a water quick, I hit them twice
alright
you ever be golfing with Timmy and them?
Timmy and them can't golf
They're non-athletic.
There's zero chance they're hitting the ball anywhere that makes sense.
Raider.
Danger.
Did I just kind of...
attention?
Dude, did I just take a golf sport?
Yeah, I did.
Fuck.
Raider.
I
Got one. Are you are they close to you? Yeah, they're on the rocks. Okay. I'm under. I'm slowly working the right
Yeah, I don't like push out and then double swing me. Are they kidding me? I heard a shield on my right, bro
I'm sure you
All right, you're fucking bad. Oh, we gotta do that show topic that all you want
what is this is there doing like some crack right there?
I think that's the same guy, same as again
I heard shields when we were pushing that
I'm in this space.
You should be chilling unless he's, unless you're coming from your, your back side.
I'm not gonna let you, I'm not gonna let you.
I just don't know, I'm one of my best friends.
Whiskey bottle spilling high, high, high.
Jack was good, bro
You the elusive
Tiger
You're like a fucking Pokemon
Nowadays man, like a like one in the in the weird tunnels
If you need like a cloak to find
Hey Dom's listen, bro, I don't give a fuck about golf me talking to a person I couldn't carry
I
Hear calling boy. Thank you
Yeah, I'm me
Hold on Kobe Kobe Kobe Kobe Kobe Kobe Kobe
Did you hit him no Kobe
Why do I guy do the slow man climb bro?
That's my guy that too.
That's my guy.
Go chill it.
Fuck man.
Snap out of ass.
That'll happen.
Those are some nice teammates dude man.
We drew them perfect.
I didn't even see two go up, I only saw one.
I didn't see that, I didn't see the second guy.
He caught it on, I saw one.
Kill!
Kill him!
I stopped care about all the loot I have, it's gone in three days.
Oh yeah, there's no point to care.
Yeah, me and Nico have so much loot that we could just literally die for the next three days.
days non-stop and it wouldn't matter probably close just don't know what a
bad man why are you gonna so bad why why are you you guys hold up what you are
Why are you so bad?
No situation I'm in right now at Snaphook.
Well, how many snaps you got?
I got five, I got five, yeah.
I got three.
I'm chilling, I'm chilling, I'm chilling.
You got three, are you guys even panicking?
No, I'm chilling.
Oh, shit, my bad.
I mean, I was the first one to...
Shit, my bad.
I
Don't really ever lose snap hooks. I was like rare time
That's twice not for me
Deadline mind oh, no, I didn't lose out I was gonna if they were if they would have pulled me on that hatch
Why are you guys so bad?
Oh yeah sorry bro. That's on me man. My guy took 8 seconds to climb the fucking thing. Sorry bro.
Swim away! Swim away!
That's...
In events ahead!
you
you
you
you
you
I don't see teammate, I see teammate, flesh him?
Oh no that's still the guy, oh I knew it.
Did you damage real?
I'm good now.
Got him, flesh him?
Oh yeah.
Nice.
got him, flash him
oh yeah
nice
that's not a rich ears, not bad
yeah
definitely a nice spawn somewhere here
tempest? okay
Lou, man everybody got it
They're one off I don't see it
Dude ain't side, baby
I'm going to be using your utile oh my god take 10 seconds to climb this you second
That one was better.
Oh, it's this.
Surge.
You're gonna get a duck.
Got wires.
Nice.
Nice.
Don't do it perfectly now.
come down and fucking over for me
I'm the best and I ain't positive I'm deaf in this I run the game like I'm
reppin it
Refinit, Refinit, Repensado, Mocchiano, Machado.
Alright, so by the Queen, East Pist, In-Pyramid, or Dallow, Gas Station as well, what's going
on?
We got activity enabled, activity enabled.
No, go, go, go, go, go!
My gosh, I want to get up there.
I can't lie.
Yeah, that's our anchor up there.
it's the god of the god of three
did you run?
i'm testing it
aww i thought it was out there
get the fuck in there real quick
don't be here
they're heading nice
they're on the right heading
two
they gotta go in
I don't know where it is.
Drop it on me.
Drop it on me.
Drop it on me.
Play it.
I'm gonna call right now.
Get down.
Get down.
I just heard a smoke.
You got a crack?
Are you fucking kidding me?
I can't just be laced through smoke.
Like...
No for me no for me no for me
Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
Ohhhh
Damn
I thought we had homies down here
Damn
Oh that's a pain
Put on a machine
Alright alright
Just know if I see you in the next one man
Hey you know, friendly shit
Cause you know I'ma see you again
Hey you know, friendly shit
You know I'ma see you again
Nah it's not like this is a real big mess
It is a real one
Hey you know, friendly
Hey you know, friendly shit
If I see you again
what do you mean no way?
say the rest of the lobby
what he had to owe my boy
what he had to owe is me
we'll kill the rest of the people
I'm a deep idiot
and we'll go outside the way
alright but
you gotta let me get my boy shit though
cause you murdered him
alright baby baby
I'm gonna kill you man
alright baby baby
wait I gotta help you kill the rest of the lobby though
You good? Yeah? Alright man. Alright work work work let me see something. Wait what's your name? J.J.C. and now wave your arm over your head.
Oh shit. My bullet my bullet. Alright man be good. Truce Truce Truce. Truce. You too bro.
They're eating class on it, if you need it!
You can't stay in the front with your little fucking number two, man!
This is one of those situations the coaches would talk about when we were kids.
You either got it, or you don't.
I don't
Stay look at their profile
You'll get a real kick out of it
Oh, real hee-hee, huh?
I'll real giggle. Haha. Oh
nah, oh
Yeah, oh fucking jiggle now see that freaky Pomiya
G
Look at the f**king wheel on that s**t man!
Are we in the room?
They're starting to brrrrrrryyyyyy early tonight.
Ah! Yeah!
Damn!
That might be a little too much motion for me to get.
Who's the other guy? JC?
There we go.
Damn!
I mean, he a normal motherfucker.
Got shades on the low the low taper the low taper T-11s, right hoodie on
Here should I get a little taper I don't know what's going on here, but I can promise you that it's not good
Like this shit ain't a lava lamp, you know what I mean? I know it's not
That's a lot of motion, there ain't no lava left.
Wow.
Oh shit.
I gotta report this guy, champ, I don't want you guys to see it.
Holy shit.
We're in the fucking trenches, bro.
Holy shit.
you go hide your screen and get it with that shit, but you send it what no you got it
Oh
Yeah, but hide your screen though
Or is it though
you
you
you
you
you
I
And then my wife is off hangers like she's like she'll be I won't be damaged. Oh, I love this song
Like that, like that, that's me.
Like I'm in the club doing that stupid ass shit.
Oh, shit.
That's a good make.
You know?
Did I watch you at the wedding, shit?
Later, me.
Yeah.
And I got a tight ass, so I'll be like, you know.
I'm shit.
I'm shit.
I'm shit.
I'm shit.
I'm shit.
I'm the lava land!
You ain't see a lips, but I'm the lava land.
Ha, ha, ha, that's crazy.
That's your message.
That's crazy.
I'm the lava land.
I love you.
I let me chill out chill bro. I need to lock in
Dude this guy has some chicken. Look where he's shooting us from
Looks damn still
We know they're shooting at the guys on this catwalk running left. Okay. That was just a weird kawing big
Oh, okay, that was just a really strange coincidence. There's a phenomenon if you will
They've been ganky the house playlist bro, I don't it's public bro. That's a literally public
Nick Merck stream
It's got lights, everybody's jamming to it.
It's fire, man. It's got some sleepers on there that you never knew about. Trust me, some sleepers.
Followed you yesterday after you demolished. You have space for it. Oh, God.
I'm sorry, man.
I got you, got you.
Oh, hi, old man. Hi, old man.
You gotta be this tall to ride.
Which we started with. They're at the same height.
Okay, they were being shot.
They're on tower.
On tower, yeah.
Oh, they're there, okay.
You know them?
Yeah, I just let them know.
They're talking like an old boy that comes to the gun.
Oh yeah, nothing never, yeah.
Spawn's in.
Oh, shit.
Damn, what's going on?
I
See you have a ask for no reason too. Yeah
That's a similar saying he says he's just got asked for no reason
What do you mean for no reason? You get so much power
I guess a man like a man like
Squad that's your deadlift. That's your but nobody but no, but no girls gonna go around me. Maybe probably now
But like what you think chicks don't care about dudes who would nice asses
Fucking BBL us now. I don't know BBL. You got a BBL Drizzy
No, no, I'm just saying like it's not like a they care about like, you know by
Like
Like like grandmas are really into me like everywhere we go
Like I'd be getting hit on by grandmas all the time and they always look at my ass. They love my ass
They'd be staring at that thing, man, like some gammals will bite their lip and he will get pissed.
She can't get pissed because it's a grandma.
That's what I'd be saying.
But she still gets pissed.
Like, even if she like...
...that gives them a high five, they might like, injure some.
Maybe, man, then she looks like the asshole.
Right.
Exactly.
Put that by the door.
Oh!
Am I kidding?
Okay, inside and tower.
Get in here at the same time.
Okay.
I cracked the guy on the right.
No, there's two...
Yet, huh?
Snapper no
We go right when you go right when you go right. I think so much that
Maybe trails I'm not even lying not not only that but
This guy's cheating. There's somewhere in front of me. I think straight north. We need to push through and go to big go to big
I hear something
You're creeping around me
I'm just going for it.
We got space out.
We're gonna put some mines in here.
They might be drills.
Or they could be like two, two men's.
Get up, get up, get up, get up.
Don't go third, don't go third.
Don't go top.
There's smoke in that main room across.
I'm looking around man, all right, you got your boy, Spook.
I'm sure he's got the plant, man. I don't see if he can make the right at all.
Other than towers. Team tower.
Steering.
Not. Bimer.
Right. By that tree.
I'm gonna go for third.
I shot splash.
Okay.
They're gonna knock from the other team.
They're not gonna.
You guys ran out of this building right here next to why I wasn't able to shoot out of this room.
They're right in here now.
They're either in the right or they went in the back iron.
Danger.
In vehicle maintenance.
If I'm going to push up to this garage, do you watch the side big door?
Yeah, right above that big directly.
Okay, he's back here.
Oh, they're fighting.
They went back in the door.
We're going to push across right here on the left side, maybe.
Danger.
In that building.
how'd it go for a little bit I'm pushing you like I'm oh you know when they
cross right above you right above you right about yeah I can't see can't hit
I guess rios
I got my kill them
I don't know though I'm dropping
I couldn't really see them, it's like a weird
Scarably, you should have two on your right
Knocked one
building
Two dead on this team. You have to store barricaded over here. Left door all B. Yep, try different team fighting
Where? Above you. On me? Yep
front of you top down if you can side
he's like 10 low windows up here
tell him to him up here anyone behind you
it's wrong that's wrong
I like looting everybody should we come
back to kill okay yeah yeah yeah
I got him
I got him too
I'm holding
Down here
Got you
I got him
Watch the chair
There's a team rallying in the tower
I got him, same as we just came from
Hang on
I shot one
I was at the other side
Oh, sorry
I was at the other side
I was at the other side
One
All right, let's go one guy
I think it's your turn off these guys appreciate this shit. Good shit. You get that guy
I think it would
I feel like there's still more about
I don't know
Yeah I thought there is
Oh hi yummy
Hi yummy
Hi Ram on the sky you need?
Yeah
I'm just kidding the extra
that's got it
I would say the other guy's got it checked out here
everybody out of loot has been hit already, I have a plan to see what about it
I'm looking for them
remember you get two in this first one that we knocked
Okay, if you don't, okay.
Okay, I got one at two full bodies.
They think I've got it. I feel like somebody shall loot.
I wonder if we got some crawling situations going on there, maybe?
I think everybody got full though, because I don't know.
You got that guy right there?
Why that building?
There's a body on top of this one. Yeah, here we go.
This guy's not looted. Nice.
Stitcher.
I love with that. I'll spray you okay. We'll accept it.
Got a corny hair.
It's already been looted too.
I hear shots, like towards the hatch, oh well we did good, that was weird, I think I've
I've never fought here like that.
This is where I got teamshotted at both teams.
Seven minutes have been a can we just camp a hatch?
I did hear the shots.
They're killing the crawler.
Yeah, hatch just opened. No!
Mine?
Yeah hatch just opened. Nooo.
Mine? Inside.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
Let's go, let's go, let's go
I don't care what nobody says man. This game is beautiful
The PDP is fun
I like it. I can't help it man
What's your layhouse for tonight?
I thought this is a per person shooter.
I'm so I'm so in love with it.
I get so worried about it.
Marathon, though.
I'm in it.
Holy fuck.
I like your eyes on that.
I'm on the roof.
Oh, that's exactly what I wanted to do.
I don't know if you saw me.
You probably did.
I thought the reinforcements were on fire.
Oh, that's exactly what I wanted to do.
I don't know if you saw me. You probably did.
Yeah, you did. You did.
I don't know if you saw me.
Oh, I'm here! I don't know! Oh, shit!
I got him.
You got him?
That's a really bad...
They're close, they're close.
I like the way he was playing there but I can't lie to you my shields broken I fucked up
What?
Where'd you go, Jack?
I'm like, you know what I'm saying.
I had two green shits in here.
Any like, like a hundred?
Nah, it's time for you to get to him.
I'm just gonna get him to see this guy.
I think he was green as well.
Uh-oh.
What?
He had two greens as well. I was 50.
What the fuck?
What are these guys doing? What are these jokers doing, bro?
Bring all the cheap coat
Right here on my left, we need to cross there
I think we kill, oh there's two on the right
Off you go, off you go, off you go, off you go, off you go
On that, on that one
I'm going to be close to you.
Yeah, by the way, as long as Matthew's bullshit.
There he is, there he is, there he is, coming along.
Feeling where we're inside again.
That huge scaffold right here, I'm stomping around in there.
Oh
Easy easy
Take it down
You never know.
The boss moved down this hall.
Yo, that shot was crazy.
Just heads up.
Yeah, I got a new turn.
I'm stopping, coming down.
Hit him, watch.
Checking the other side, see if this one's coming down.
Two down, two down, two down.
Keep them down, keep them down, keep them down.
Oh, it's a little bit of cool.
Yeah, that's weird. They're always...
Yeah, I don't know how to do this.
Yeah, yeah.
Hey, trio, yeah.
All right, I need his blue shield.
I gotta be crack.
Get over here, cunt!
If I die to this guy above,
I'm gonna be pissed.
Don't be shield-swapping this whole match.
He's got the mines, bro
You know they're in the scam
Oh, wait, hold on. So where is the other mine?
I shot my out there. All right, we got to do it together. Whatever. Oh shit. Here we go
What happens that?
To chew chew chew. Oh shit. I
Got mine I got mine
I'm gonna go other one
Oh, wait, you're hitting that.
Oh, someone just hit.
Someone just hit.
Did I not hear that?
They're falling down here, brother.
Oh shit, I'm gonna come back down, I'm dead, I'm gonna kill one the other team though,
All right, let's keep going.
Okay, this guy's just on you.
I am fighting him up and see him.
Awesome.
Dude, this guy's fucking cheating his ass off.
There's just no way.
You gotta have the audio god.
Catch.
No.
Just...
Yo, boys, boys, there's two teams on the hill.
The guy with the tempest is cheating.
The guy with the tempest is cheating.
He's full cheating.
No, no, no, no.
I can help you.
I can help you.
He's cheating.
I don't understand.
I don't understand.
Now they're gonna die.
Don't do anything.
I want to see this.
OK.
They're going to fucking die, that guy, 100% pre-aiming.
He's dead.
Not double clutching when you should.
Bro, Nick, I keep that.
You put a bear gate down.
Look, that means ripping me, right?
Get out.
Get out.
Let's go.
Stay alive.
Stay alive.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
Stay alive.
STAY ALRIGHT!
Bearcrawls! Don't let your knees hit the grass!
One of the chances that guy's profile picture is a sort of genre.
Oh no, they're coming right for you. Hurry, hurry, hurry. They're running right at you.
They're not.
They're there.
They're chilling.
Vianna! Vianna! Vianna! Vianna!
Nooooooooo!
Stop!
Stop!
That guy has the craziest audio of all time bruh,
receive damage.
What's his name bruh?
You gotta be on an epic account.
No that.
Level 3
GI Joe
Profile
Look at that banana, bro. That's hard.
Down.
Proxivity.
This motherfucker is so stupid.
Yeah, yeah, I wonder why he didn't give me up.
He, by the way.
All-girl Somalier.
She's not coming back.
Upset and Phil Lulu loves me.
Okay, I pulled up, touched grass.
Dug.
Damn it, Dug.
I mean holy shit
Rock goblin, or at least you got out, help you
Thank you.
Thanks, man.
Sommel here.
Isn't that the person who tells you about wine?
Oh, yes, this one is from France.
It was known to believe that King Charles, the third of his name,
liked this wine and would drink it when,
after he killed 17 people in the night of doom,
This will do very great with fucking steak and pasta.
Dude, I don't fucking care more in the class now.
I don't care.
Yo, he's giving you a whole fucking synopsis.
Dude, they love their job.
Bro, they love their job.
Where are you going?
You're staring, you're staring.
Yeah, right, right, right, right. Just pour me the fucking wine glass.
Yeah, what are we doing? What are we doing, huh?
Do I look like I know what you're saying?
Cause I don't know what you're saying!
You know all my wife is over there all fucking bright-eyed, like,
Oh yeah? There's no way!
Really?
I've had three other wines like this before.
Yeah, of course you have, honey.
Of course.
Back for more?
So this is gonna have, like, earthy tones,
see
Why she might I just know it's like you just like
Just like what the fuck bring this car go out already fuck with garlic bread
Bill sales pencil shavings and leather you never had a cargo
Well to be fair nobody really gets it because snail
They'll say they do but they're lying
I mean you clearly only order that for the garlic booter and
herb
Sauce that lays in son. You could put my ass in that shit
Yeah
Yeah, but literally you could put my bare ass on the plate with that
But you could put a shoe in that fucking thing and I'm cutting the shoe and I'm taking a bite
I don't want to try that shit. Do I have to wear like a fucking tux and shit to get in that kind of joint?
I don't know though.
Or you wearing fucking jeans?
They're like a dress code.
Well it depends. Like in Florida everyone's got flip flops and shorts, you know what I mean?
So really just depends.
I really pulled up at the beginning of the stage.
The sand, the sand's going in.
Medium well, Phyllet McDonough with fucking swim trunks and flip flops.
I
Need well as wild we've been over this
Play stands tall the filet stands tall. Sometimes you're that shit
Boarded my filet meeting well every time
Every time you'll cut it in that shit sometimes
Medium and that thing will fall in half it'll fall apart and in the inner side like it's cold
Oh
Bro, it's not cold. There's no way can be cold
When they serve your filet bro is the play not piping fucking hot it's still cooking on the damn plate
Yeah, I would prefer it to be but no not every time I'm going to play
Well, I feel like that's when they do it wrong right now. Yeah, probably I mean I think preferably you would want it on that like
Why old hot plate? Yeah, you want that?
$100 for a fucking steak for it to be cold in the middle. How do you fucking tweak it?
It happens bro. It did when you when you ask for a temperature on a fillet. It's a it's a dice roll. It just is
It's not insane. You don't even go out to eat steak that much bro. Like I don't want to like why I don't right
Because you do this thing
Where you're talking real confident about the steak game, but you're looking at the motherfucking closer. I
Every week, I'm out at steaks, you know, I'm good. I don't order fish. He can't even like fish
I'm going fishing tomorrow either. I don't I don't I would never go to a bougie place and order chicken
You know, I'm getting steak man. I'm a carnivore. I'm a meat beater Rocky Balboa
I'm telling you that when you order the fillets in nice places like it really is a roll of dice if you order
like medium rare fillet, oh
oh dude holy shit that shit is so clean that shit is so cool
no it's not it doesn't ever clip it's like it's cold it's literally cold in the center
it's like cool it's not hot okay but what about medium though medium do you think it's
so too cold no i think you can do that like you can order for the medium but i am telling you that
i i i don't do that see i order mine nearby that way i don't want medium well nearby
I want that shit, you know like perfect but wait that's because it's nice. It's not as tall man
Bear kid bear kid bear kid bear kid. Oh, don't worry. I have it
Bear kid up
What am I fucking aviators that I can't see shit
it
god damn it wait no shot is the other level
there is bro there is
i'm leaving
don't care look
we're about to get converged on
yeah i'm going to take it out now
oh my favorite part
up left
oh shit
i'm dead
watch out watch out watch out watch out
Ah
Watch out watch out watch out watch out
Drive by
What is that gonna do?
Why they're shooting me I just got up watch out watch out watch out watch out
Yeah, holy shit, they're going down Cali.
But that means you'll hold the fucking line.
They're atone.
Dude, holy shit.
How about that, not it?
Oh, they're like, they're choosing a wine, but they're like, excellent choice, excellent choice, any time you go.
Oh, dude.
But they're just kissing ass, probably, somehow.
Oh, I forgot about it.
Oh, okay.
Run! Run!
We're running, we're running.
You turn for a turn, bro.
Oh, all the best.
Thank you, sir.
Oh
Yo, you're in hell this is this is this is how welcome. Oh another one
He's man
There was a team that went in, I mean, did they hit the rapidooie all the way under?
No way.
I don't show themselves, like, they used to be three-pointer for a while.
Oh
I can feel it calling the air tonight. So long
And I've been waiting for a moment. Oh
Yeah, finally
Coming I'm gonna wait just here with the barcat
down from back to you big one right and left they run down my side
It's got Bobcat with the tempest. We're halfway down.
I'll have.
Do you stem?
No.
Okay, team up here.
There's an open door.
My people are here.
Okay.
Okay
Reaching yeah, they're just watching this guy
All right
I'm about to get here.
I'll see him now.
They're not peeking the hallway.
Fuck!
Fuck!
We go back at that line there now
This guy yeah, I did I back there just piece of shut me
I told you like that
Check out side flight.
We got this one, man.
Crew, crew, crew.
We should get crewed as well.
Got a lot.
I'm good, I got a lot.
Challenge, check under.
Under looks good.
Oh.
What?
A little bit there?
Here.
This door is open on my side.
We see it.
Nothing here, they might be through here.
If I don't went back down long haul.
There we go, alright.
Yeah, they fucking did
Go get him here.
I'll be camping long.
Maybe.
I don't know what this guy is.
It's a big slide in.
Let's get some fish traps now.
They got whites and a fish!
the
you should have a fight
how do I see that through the
crazy
okay
I
Wait, I mean
Please bro, please
No, they couldn't have I mean like a big throw in the bubble up. Yeah, they're above you by the way
They're under there that is
Oh shit, are you?
They're walking up through the trees, bro. It might be loose or shit
Come on, let's see them go down the moon door
I
Big ol ship of cold water
Mmm-hmm. She don't like that
You don't know about that. I might go back for round two
What do I got I show stopper
Hero my left here right now top left I'm gone
I think they're cuts or top cuts
Okay, okay
Yeah, you got good mind defense. Oh sure
Don't know they're gonna come down
Going going game change like yeah, yeah, you'll never fucking come down here bitch
This is my basement
or something you have some fucking plus these ones come down here yeah my basement
don't come down in my sex dungeon there you go
Yeah, that will happen.
Okay, live odds of you two be wanting this with dangles they have is plus 400.
That's 500.
Plus 600.
Any more pluses?
Uh, plus 25 trillion.
Okay.
Any light betters?
Oh, plus...
10,000.
Oh, hey, we're got like this guy's talking shit when you're sitting on the fucking top.
Oh, Martin Luther King, private profile, dropping the N bomb on the way out.
Wait, he's at the N bomb?
You didn't hear that?
No, he said...
No, he was saying...
Something about you.
I don't think so.
Nope, I think he said, yo,
get a shot on Nick Merz.
Did he say it for real?
Yeah.
See, the hard part is it was Ni.
The audio cut out after that, so it's yourself to me.
Oh, he's heard.
Oh...
Gotcha.
Bridgette, do we hear a C?
I didn't hear the sea personally my teammates getting off. Let me know if you need one
That's them
I'm not sure how long I'll be on but I'm down to play. Yeah
I'm down I
Heard an arc did you oh
Well
Oh, I have a Toro in here
Toro.
Hell, Toro.
Damn.
And maybe if I had a volcano there, I might as well chance.
Maybe.
Maybe.
Did you like the live odds or did it kind of piss you off?
You're like 25 trillion.
What?
I was like, what the hell?
Every T-Nate you threw and missed, it was like...
I actually heard a grunt. He hit one. I hit one. No you didn't. No you didn't.
Oh, no. What you're doing. I promise you I did it. I promise.
Live, that works.
There's a man going round.
Taking names. And he decides
who's to win and who's to blame.
I don't know if you, I don't know, if you've been clocking this, or anything, but I opened
up my Twitter there today and there's this dude going around, like, in the streets, right?
Just screaming the n-word at people.
Have you seen this?
No, I don't think I have.
No.
What?
Yeah, he like-
Like in that yo
Are we doing good man good shit
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about Tim you see this guy
That goes around like a cowboy hat and just screams then where did you see that?
That sounds fucking insane
I don't know just saying his name is chud. I have no idea what his name is but this group this dude
No, he's going up to people. Huh? He's going up to people and like
antagonize them and trying to get him to like like I provoke them
You know and saying the n-word and saying all free speech free speech. Oh my god. Yeah, they only got banned on kick
All chat saying he got banned
Well
random people in public and just scream the n-wrap.
But, uh, dude, Chad, this guy, this dude,
this motherfucker's gonna get hurt, man.
I don't know when or how, but you can't,
dude, you can't do shit like that.
So he's just going like full on, just crazy.
Dude, he walks around, in the video,
he's got a can of pepper spray,
and he's like, do something, do something.
Oh, he's doing this in public.
I thought he meant in the game.
No, in public, fam.
Oh, he's doing this in real life.
Yes, like antagonizing people with the N word,
like trying to get him to do something.
It's crazy.
Oh, hell no.
I mean, I don't know.
He looked like a country dude.
We got like cowboy hat on shit, you know?
Geez.
Dude, listen, man.
Listen to me, Chad.
It's never that serious.
This guy is just, you know, you're
eventually going to run into somebody.
He carries, apparently.
He carries
With a pistol and fucking bear spray like
Screaming the n-word, but I like I couldn't believe it. It's that's absurd. I couldn't believe it
So he streams on kick the whole way, bro
Wow
I mean, how do you feel about this new age of?
Yeah, I might just get someone started clipping me like 24
Crazy man, everyone's calling these clippers now and all this shit dude. I don't know what's going on, dude
You got any of this?
No, I mean we we we make you know, we make our own short forms and my little brother's on my short form shit
So we'll make them we'll put them out
But we don't like you know, I don't have like I like it like it's crazy how that shit works man
You just stand clips everywhere and now I'm stopped and yeah, eventually fucking algorithm
So I'm glad to see it. I guess I guess yeah
And then what and then you saw you saw the view boss that yo so you are you think your viewers
You're gonna look crazy different after the view boss stuff happens
the fuck
No, no, I was
Question is what like are you you know, do you be good? I hope so. Yeah me too. Yeah
You think I'm gonna be good
I'm gonna tell you know, I'm not you body as soon as chief who goes live. I lose 80% of my viewers
But they can just shift the view by that's all maybe you guys are sharing one
Hold on now. I didn't think about that
What's up with he would he retire he's gone? Oh, he's gone bro. I I feel like he was having fun
But I don't know what's gonna get him to come back
I don't know
This is crazy because you said you feel like he was having fun, but you don't know what to do to come back
I mean, maybe you're having more fun. I don't know. Oh, I feel like he was having fun shrooming again, you know
Yeah, yeah, you think he was over archer though
Yeah
Well, I mean a lot of these guys that was talking about like what like Tyler and T-Poo and shit like they don't
They don't need to stream that like a day in their life ever again, so they do want to take a grip
Just in private middle ocean catching a tuna right now
That's right by to be tomorrow morning, bro. Oh, you see you see you see you look at me
Smile your camera pussy
Right yo and Bill heady look at my help right now
Yeah
All right, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know,
well they might have run right in there put the mines, I'm already knowing.
All right, well I was getting a stream site but I think they were after MQ and not me so I think we'll be fine.
I'm about to find out, aren't we?
I'm right about where we are.
Please.
There ain't nobody in that thing.
Yeah.
Yeah, they're not up.
Right.
Okay, so when we get back, come on or some shit?
Well, what we normally do is we put these pines, you know.
Let's get him in there, I'm gonna get some little defense.
Oh shit.
They're fighting.
They're fighting, they're fighting, they're fighting.
I'm going, I'm going, I'm going.
Oh, we're going?
Oh fuck.
Oh wait.
Damn, Nick!
What the fuck?
I'm not, I hit the zip too, bro.
Should we put the mines first?
I'll put the mines first, evident.
So we don't get flanked.
Careful boys.
I don't think they're in the foot.
Careful, careful.
Put my seat belt in the right way.
Okay, one mine, your second mine.
The droids are pissed up top.
We might have a flank here soon.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh shit.
All the mines are up though, we're good.
Oh my god.
Fuck you.
Oh shit.
Dude.
Wait Sim, have you seen this yet?
I'm not going to try it for now.
Wait, have you seen these boss mines, what they do in the zips?
Oh, are you falling down?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I was just making sure.
Don't you guys do that?
do it all day
oh that's what you just did
oh yeah oh yeah buddy
those zips are mind the fuck up
I'm chilling
don't you burn it
I thought you meant you were putting jolts up there
you're going all out
how the hell no brother
big mind guy
big mind guy
you go are they in there
I think I haven't looked in
but they were fighting over ten years
oh my god yeah they're shooting them off can you shoot them set shoot them look up and shoot them
yeah he's trying to shoot it off
no you're giving a shot
guys they're kind of nice
yeah they're shooting
I know, 30 seconds, I think.
Everybody's just talking.
Fuck them.
Okay, we can go kill this team, we have a little bit of time.
Is that other one still up?
Yeah, they're mine?
I couldn't tell.
So yeah.
Ah, that one's off.
Alright, hold on, don't worry.
Who's got that?
Huh?
I'm on your ground.
How did you?
How did it go up in this case?
It's like if I jump off the catwalk.
They have a door preacher right there.
Got one.
Got one.
Oh, you're careful.
Hold it. Hold it.
My mind!
Stop.
There's no walking on this side door, okay?
Fuck this doorbell.
I don't know.
I'm gonna bear get this I'm gonna take this one out if we fight the team minus
now
They're by zips
This is ready as well. Can you definitely brought him over my life?
I think it's just Trio's maybe okay. There's definitely one back left. It's gonna be a hard fight to clean. They're behind us
I burke it is it yeah, but we can't hear I'm taking it down
Yeah, it's down. It's down. It's down
Good name
I
Was stored back here
This thing is not serious
Fucking noise paper you said right?
To the team all on out dude. Are we playing with the bird fucking peanut?
They took the wall down already, there's a backdoor.
Last backdoor, fucking dead.
Stand by there, when it goes off, you guys are going to be affected by it.
Let's head up.
Push in.
Push in, fucking.
He's guys strolling.
One close left.
Okay, one behind.
One down.
All right, all right, all right, all right.
I'm out left.
Yep.
They're fighting, they're fighting, brother, hard fighting.
Don't want to get this full, they're gonna be fine over here, okay?
They're fighting on, huh, Nick?
I got a radar over there.
Three or four on the back.
He's got a full.
Oh, shit.
I feel like I'm in a tournament right now.
This is fucking nuts.
I
Could just breezes door and make him back out more. I don't know
Yeah, I like that little of these guys
Yeah, I have to we're showing us some more needs and minds are quick again. Oh, you can bear kid that door
This is crazy how fast they fucking
I'm taking a little bit of this shit up here, okay?
Just a little bit.
Alright, take it, take it, take it.
You're gonna have to send me around now.
Take it off.
Yeah, you should use it if you're playing in here right now.
What am I saying though?
I have some blips.
There's more on that body, too, can you?
Okay, I should be good at that.
Throw something to the right.
Not the right corner.
Alright, I mean, look, there's a team.
One of my killers.
There was a team.
The only ones that do well.
Right. Are they on this door?
Yeah, they're looking that hallway. They're playing the pillars and shadowing them.
They're open the door.
Alright.
I can't tell if they're briefed.
They're not.
They're still back there, I think, man. Back pillars. It's so bad, man.
So, no matter what we do...
I think we just barricaded this up so that I can't shadow us from behind.
Yeah, and then push the push.
It's open it's open it's open it's open careful. Oh shit. That's me
Jack one that's it
One that's it again. Oh, I'm going I'm going on watch right right bro
Come on come on come on come on
You know what
Come on man
Wait
Yeah, I remember you guys man motherfucker
I'll say don't say dude. Don't say dude
No, you're not
Cool, I'm cool. Oh, are we got you? I appreciate you. Can I get my boys?
Wait hold on, wait wait, Sid, Sid, these things, I, he's a cheater?
He's a cheater?
Tell you swear.
Okay, hold on, like 100%
Alright, listen, Nick look, I have receipts on him playing the sweet PSL, a known Gior,
album, a hand-by-hand gun, a hand-by-hand gun
I don't even know if you like that like I mean, you know
I don't play with him. I just told you I don't know I don't know
Hold on hold on hold on hold on wait wait no no no wait wait
I know but he popped off on land on for tonight so many times, man
He was mad good on control I promise you that that I do know
Yeah, he said, he said, he said.
I'm telling you, I'm just letting you go now.
He just started reading to me.
And then the reason for that, because we've all been pulling them out for it.
We've all been pulling them out for it.
Why do you think Dave's reading about history?
Because he's cheating. Does that really, really gain?
Dave, hold on. Wait, wait, wait.
You think everybody cheats.
This guy doesn't think everybody cheats, but you think everybody cheats.
You think everybody cheats.
You think everybody cheats.
You think everybody cheats.
You think everybody cheats.
but you think everybody cheats.
Not everyone cheats, but is an MP in slave or top three sus?
Okay, what other streamers do you think cheat?
Obviously not this guy, this guy right here, he's dog shit.
Alright, who else?
Why are they in cedar discord and have paid?
I know, okay, no no no, look man, I can't defend that, I have no fucking idea
I got no idea
Oh my god guys, this people is clipped
Guys, we have company
I'm not shooting you, you guys are next to me
Alright, you, look, you guys
We'll see you again, be cool man, be cool, we won't, we won't
Shoot you
Oh
Oh
I'm just a dad!
GGs boys!
GGs boys!
There, there, there, there!
See, we gotta talk, we gotta talk, bro.
You and me gotta have a chat right now.
We gotta have a chat.
What the fuck is that?
We have to have a chat.
Why are you laughing?
Okay, hold on.
I don't know to be fair I've never played with a key I've never played with it's a
he's a but he's a amigo way back because he was the controller guy from EU him in
Camo
So we had like respect for each other
No, it's way might be like the best controller player
See the thing I can confidently say that is a and and swear nachi I can confidently say that
Yeah.
Can you confidently say that Amke's not cheating?
I would not put an Amke if I let him cheat.
Well, no, I know that. I'm just saying can you confidently say that he's not cheating or he's never cheating?
I mean, anybody could be cheating, but I would not be putting an Amke if I let him cheat.
Alright. That's fair.
I'd be really surprised if he was cheating.
I'm really surprised if all these guys were cheating. I mean, obviously.
I did do an incredible job hiding that shit
Streaming anyway, I could tell me in key soon date hours a day and they keep linking like one clip and there's only there's only one clip at a
thousands of hours
What if you what do they think you're doing to cheat bro? What do they think? What do you think? He's like
We can't be aimlock, right? I mean he's he's ass
wall hacking maybe I don't know why we're laughing bro I don't know why you're
giggling cuz the last fucking ten times you've ran into the Mercatussin I'm
putting you to sleep like like fucking like night yeah I want you to you and
hush the other day the other day that was that was four weeks ago and then we
got you back like six that was that was when the new map came out six time
Bang bang bang bang
We're starting getting bored of beating your ass
Say bro. Yeah, I'm volcano
I don't have rental
Appreciate you
Because I said I was cool and they fucking shot my ass if you why are they saying you're to cheater discord, bro
Well, I need to see the proof that
Being a cheater discord would be pretty crazy
I don't think he's either just talking shit
They gotta be
Anybody can replicate somebody's name in discord. I have the same profile picture
Like they got to like look through all that I mean, I'm guessing they do but I don't know I don't think they would
I know it's just brought back Dr. Lupo and chess like
Man
I
Blame a gupa for having his ears on left and right mode. I mean, I'm just I'm just watching my I'm watching my angles right now
so
Like same come on, but we've been in this shit for a minute. We've seen some things. Yeah
Well, I think it's a it's a little bit harder for me to think like
Someone's cheating because people call me a cheer for fucking years and I wasn't you so you'll just make shit up
That is true. We were but you were hard made them
Yeah, a little bit different when you like you were putting so much energy into that baby
What's bring Nico a rend a holiday
What's up guys?
Me guys Nico's okay. The resets in two days. He has 85 guns of every fucking thing that he needs. Is everybody okay?
When I when we didn't get his guns in the way that I said I would you guys
Blue a gasket like like we weren't resetting in two days. Is everybody okay in here?
Well, I have 200 guns, bro. Oh my god, bro. If anything I need augments
You have 200 guns. I have 200 guns. How does your inventory work?
200? Dude, well, let me tell you how it works. He never has walls. He rarely has walls.
No, I have walls
Top of that wall shit, bro. Wait, how much is your inventory worth like the actual 4.4 million?
Almost all
He's got 50 million dollars for what?
Well, you have 15 million inventory
No, not like inventory. Oh, like you just got three point eight. Yeah. That's it
I recycle them.
Dude.
Holy shit.
I will say this guy is a sim joint man,
and I haven't seen a lobby like that in weeks.
OK, so you're saying it was only those guys?
No, it wasn't.
No, it wasn't.
Dude, I just thought it was only the two of you.
There was like five Tifu's clits joined at the end.
Like, stop acting like it was only those guys.
There was a lot going on.
It wasn't just those guys.
Trios are sweaty, bro, Trios.
Okay, Anki's saying that there's a lot of fake Anki's.
He doesn't play off stream.
That is true.
There are fake Anki's.
Yeah, like so people try to make him look bad,
which I'm sure probably happens.
I people, there was cheaters going around
as your full name for like months.
Yep, and your full name.
No, no, I don't think so.
No, there was, I promise that same squad,
they had your full name, they had Ty's full name too.
They had it all.
really? Yep. Because we play them all the time and we mostly win since they hate you
for it. Oh man. That motherfucker seems like in front of a judge he would swear that Anki
keeps a hand on the Bible, bro. Wow, man. That's a good more ammo, but I did forget
It's green minds. Oh perfect. I wonder why actually
Good news I have them. I don't have the ones that we don't sell
Yeah, I'll do it. I got killed sim
Yeah, we're fine
Yeah, it was kind of fucked up today for you or someone else. Oh, they did. I said, you know, I'm cool. I'm cool
You always get pulled I don't like it to be fair. It's not fair
Okay, so all in all, Chet, do we believe that Enki isn't cheating?
You know, I fuck with Sim, so I think we gotta give Enki the better than doubt.
I say here's why I say if it ever comes out that he is cheating I say we want a hundred percent playing this big nose fucking idiot
bro
Yeah, that's why I didn't want to put that on.
Are we for real?
Yeah.
Can we loot this?
I can't even loot this thing.
Yeah.
Let's talk about taking the hand on this gun.
What's up with that?
Yeah, that was crazy.
I sold this gun.
I sold this gun.
I sold this gun.
I sold this gun.
I sold this gun.
All right, last one. Here we go. Anki with the nail in the coffin. At the end of the
day, they've now made up two completely false lies about me. This is their new strats. Not
enough of them just killed me on streaming or now they're just trying to make up stories
about me. Sway, etc. Just to make it look bad. The greatest part is they can easily
prove everything they're claiming if it was true, but they won't because they know it's
bullshit.
Is it easy to prove?
I mean
Well they say they got like these like screenshots and shit, but
Well Niko just said that you can fake that shit easily
That kind of makes sense to me, I feel like you could
But I do agree with him being wrong
I agree with those guys being wrong about Sway and Issa
That motherfucker Issa was an animal on a four night
And he went to land and just destroyed everybody on land
There's no way
Arc Raiders for free, bro.
Yeah, it's not.
For most in-game loot.
That's another big one, too.
How are you going to survive?
So people are going to be cheating for in-game loot on Arc Raiders,
not like tournaments for money.
Okay, I don't like that.
It's like the most casual attraction you're out there.
Yeah, like...
I don't know.
Yeah, I mean, Sway is a fucking weirdo, man.
That guy, there's no way.
What they would they ain't keep competing anything we should go up we should go up one
they ain't keep competing anything so I think so
No?
I mean that would just make this so much easier
Look what he did here
I'm going to go close, I got one left
On this right here?
I see it, yeah
Oh shit
That happened?
Oh shit
Smoke's bottom left
I'm probably running out the back
Yeah, we're in range
He's one, he's one, he's one, he's one, he's one
Nice
I got a hero
I got a hero in here
Oh, where is he going?
I got a hero in here
I'm going to heal, I'm going to heal, it's just here now.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, you sound like you have braces.
Oh, right behind you, right behind you.
I play with no audio right now
I
Go where are you okay? Get to you
Okay, okay, I love it, but yeah
I got you, I got you, I got you, I got you, I got you.
Is that from up?
Listen, I don't know, but I'm almost sure of it that he's trying to take down the
fucking LLC.
So what we need to do is get the fuck out of here.
We just need, oh, okay, let's just find a way.
If there's a wheel, there's a way.
Sin, your lobbies aren't fucking real.
I've just decided, okay?
You're a piece of shit and you're a cheater.
Anki is too.
Yeah, this is-
No, this is fucking stupid.
Okay?
Yeah.
This is really stupid.
Yeah.
Carmel, I can't hear you when I'm leaving,
because I don't want my income to go away.
Tell them they win.
I'm not putting it in anymore.
They win.
They won the battle.
Okay, you win the battle, we won't play with Anki anymore.
Anki's cheating.
We said it live on stream.
Oh my god, Carmel.
Holy shit.
Holy dick.
Oh my god.
Are we serious, Symphony?
Yeah.
Dude.
No, I didn't know that the strings, they weren't that-
I don't know, but this is fucking crazy!
Or you have a whole militia after all that.
God damn!
Fuck, bro.
Guys playing fucking Frank Sinatra while he shoved his dick inside me, bro.
I've never seen anything like this in my life.
Look, I'm in the fucking 1940s, the Great Depression.
Holy shit, man.
Well, I thought since I wasn't playing her, then they would leave.
This is...
I feel like-
Bro, you guys win, bro. We get it.
I just win, bro.
This is-
I won't play with them anymore.
I just want to play the game, please.
Holy shit.
Yo, I see why Ninja quit.
I think it was you, bro.
That ass, you're a fucking ball.
Holy shit.
You go, have we seen lobbies like this ever?
No, no bad none.
No, that ass ever.
I'm not thinking they literally just hate Anki.
That's all it is.
I'm not even-
That's actually what it is.
I feel like you're projecting on Anki a little bit.
I do feel like a little bit of this is on you.
No, no, is it they?
Yes, Sam, I'm not going to lie,
they read us and they tell me to call you like big notes.
They do.
Oh, even when, even when they do,
all day they've been resigning, just killing him.
That's so fucked up.
That's actually cool, I just got to sit there and watch.
That's so great.
Imagine your endgame feeling like you're speaking out loud.
That's so fucking mad, yeah.
That's so great.
What a game.
We're back going out by volcano, bro.
Son, son.
Four deco, bro.
Slides down the fucking little hall,
but little Italian hallway, lays out to him for me.
Sim sticks me and then he gets murdered.
Alright, bro.
If you guys are watching, you guys win.
I
You win you win
You won the battle you won the battle. Yeah, you won the war even
Yeah, it's him also admits the cheating
What
Guys win fucking insane. He read the bull cut back
I don't like this fade that you have on your character.
you
you
you
you
you
I'll be back before I die, Paul.
This guy's sitting as hilarious, but I got people in my chat telling me that I might
I don't want to tell him to hide his timer.
Like I just, like I...
You can't even take a step out of it.
You can't take a step out of it.
I'm there. I'm there.
They're doing fireworks.
I don't know how many timers can I fix it.
I can fix that.
I mean, shit.
I'm not going over that point, left.
Fuck those guys.
The fireworks are really cool.
I don't know what they're doing.
Give them more support from the meteor killers.
Oh, oh, they're doing it, bro. Oh, shoot. Oh, shoot, too.
Oh, oh, he died, man.
They got to be here, or in the tunnel.
They're trying the tunnel.
He's like staring at it.
They're in here.
Step two.
One.
Drag one.
Drag two.
Three, two to the right.
One down in front of them, close.
One down.
Drag.
It's out here.
Nice.
They're here for another team.
that's something deep no don't go i don't want to go up
help help help help help help help
he said yo help help help help help help
I don't have a hole cracker in there.
Uh, in front of me.
Why is my Turkey doing this now?
Oh, shit!
I'm gonna get a fucking pancake!
Why is two? What's happening?
What's happening?
This is your fault.
This is your fault.
You know what you did.
You talked all that shit about my barricades.
You talked all that shit about my barricades.
No, we got to kill this little guy.
No, no, no, we don't.
We got to kill this little guy.
Let's take him as high as...
He's worked but fuck
D-nades volcano bull stock. Yeah, you were here to have fun at kubai. I'm sure
You're gonna come take a whole truck
I got an awl.
I had an awl, bro.
Where is the steep in here?
Oh, there we go.
Hold on, kids.
Do you want to take this thing out for a while?
You got a machine?
You shoot it?
Yeah.
Okay, okay, I'm sure I'll fuck it.
Nice.
Oh, good one.
Did you get it?
Yeah.
We're gonna stop one of them.
Close the door.
That bear kid's in there.
Open it!
Open it!
Quick, quick right?
I can't open it.
I got a story, I got a story, I got a story.
Alright.
Alright.
Open.
Close run.
I'm good.
I need left, I need left, I need left.
That's not this forehead.
Damn it.
That's not your back.
Dead.
One more.
Nice.
Looking for new team?
Shut up, Porky!
He said my hair cut, baby.
He said my whole hair cut.
Yeah, my butt.
Shit.
He's not happy.
Lighting ammunition boys, you see any?
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
Hey, light any money, go.
No, I'm okay now.
Thank you. Thank you. This guy had a tempus.
Okay.
I got two stacks.
I got...
Yeah, two stacks.
Do you want to look at those for Boothpizzi? You need them, too?
Yeah, probably do. Burst on the left, though.
Yeah, Burst on the left. Team coming in.
On the wall.
I think one on the right.
Burst.
I see that. I see that. I see that.
This guy's sitting on the left pole.
See the little lamp pole?
I'm working for it. Nice. I'm working for it.
Take that guy.
Push with the Miko.
I'm far right.
Yeah.
What's left?
We're looking for a free.
Oh shit.
I went way too far right.
Oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I should be out then.
Noice, good shit.
Just wanted to be heavy, I'ma let me know.
Doctor, you're still on these guys, man.
I'll parricade.
Is that heavy on me?
I think this guy might have a...he has a pharaoh.
A day up with you, Jonah.
Take him inside.
Little handle action, I love it.
Someone look this guy.
It's all you guys.
I'm getting blue Pete's game. I need to come over right
Come put your shit in the open hatch
Come kind of a space for a heater, but this is going pretty well. Hold on are you I forgot you don't like it
You know, that's right
Base port is where you go when you when you got to calm it down a little bit like when it says
Too much too many cheaters. You got the T foos clit you got you know, it's
Fucking name
This ball is big a journey I mean, oh you said
Click click click click
Look at that
Perfect
Oh shit there we hope
And now they don't I think it's a long shot there
How do we even kill that we got to go like up and it snap I think oh no you can take this it and
It just jump off right there. Yeah, but they might have it
Let's kill this thing maybe
I got a wall cracks
Sit down
Yeah, yeah, all the way up, right?
Yeah, maybe we'll fight it.
Radio's your walls.
Yeah.
You sure now you?
Yeah.
I think you can get him in an ad.
Can we take out this wall, this hot wall?
Yeah.
Oh.
Yeah, I got no point on that.
Shit, bro.
I'm better in hell.
Do you want to try to go all the way up with us or no?
I'm down.
Let's go.
We'll do it.
We'll do it.
There's all like, in and up, Seth.
Do you have any teammates for it?
So I break up.
They're going up.
They're going up.
They're going up.
They're going all the way up.
All the way.
Oh, I shit.
You should chase your time.
Wait, you went up?
One day I think I saw one for sure
Shout out Jesus
Big shout out, shout out Jesus for sure.
Boy, no fucking way though.
Oh, no way dude.
Holy shit, good shit boy.
I love you.
Come on.
Okay, so is this them?
It's gotta be them.
Yeah, it has to be them.
Huh? I think so, yeah.
I saw, that's the time I got around the wall.
There was one going up.
Thank you for the guys.
Hi demo.
Is that a kinetic stitcher?
Okay.
Hang on.
We'll take it.
Check this patch.
Hold on.
This guy has everything.
Yeah, my guy did too.
It's like Bobcat.
Hold on.
Ready?
Oh, shit.
Hold on now.
Oh, we need to.
Simmer down.
260.
Wait, hold on.
Because hold on.
300.
Let's get the fuck out of here.
Exit ready, gentlemen.
Wait hold on, just hold on, 300!
Let's get the fuck out of here!
Exit the range up!
265.
I'll save this guy back there.
900k, gosh.
900k? Yeah.
Ready?
Hey, Lin.
I'm just looking at your body, see if you left anything.
You always leave bullshit.
Like a tapestry.
Yeah.
I can eat it.
No, but it's gonna increase my number my bottom line
You know daddy likes that
331, let's go
Are you proud that a little lady car can't lie
You're fucking pushing it.
The nature is kind of open.
She looks readable.
I got a drooper.
Come on.
We've got 12 minutes. We can make a little stash.
I think she's ready to breed. That's what I think.
You got a deadline?
No!
She's not even smoking.
Ok, but the top is open, man!
Wait, wait, wait.
The top takes about, like, 10 seconds to get off.
Gluttony green!
We can send him!
Do you like gluten?
I mean, I...
I think that, look, I'm at 350,
350, 7-3
Equals a 280 we could all be at 4. That's what I think
That's the point
The whole squad could eat at 4
All right, we dropping our shit. Thanks the piles. I got one wolf back
I do have a volcano I get on top I got two I got I could place three proximity mines
And throw an aid
That might work
He laughed but that might be cooking right now
I hit another team by the way
Yeah, someone was just dying in that big red
Fuck big red
Y'all ready?
I bet you Flairs
He's like, I'm done
I wanna mount that thing
Okay, I have T-Days and I have my proxy
Let's do this thing a bit
I'll let you go first
So we don't both leave here in this shitty situation
Okay, sounds good
I'm really safe if you look at it that way.
Oh shit, I go in.
I'm very safe.
OK, I'm coming.
He's coming.
I keep you there.
There he is.
He's coming.
There I am.
I worry about that.
Yeah.
I'm going to put back shots in there real quick.
Hold on to the bow!
You're doing great.
Thank you.
Oh no!
Get over there and you can go. I'm coming.
Off from Texas brother.
I can ride.
Fuck yeah you dead.
Oh my god I'm getting pounded.
What the fuck.
No it's an incentive. Don't panic.
We got this.
Yeah
I mean he feels kind of cooking right now
What do I I don't have any more shotgun rounds that sound for sure thing
Well, I'm here you go. Yep. Yep
She's smoking Nick. I got her right there. I'm coming in
Oh
She's looking at me she knows I'm coming with the beat
Oh
Geez
I'll find a leaper, one on one for the money.
Oh shit!
No!
I'm not!
Oh, no!
You were never on!
What?
Shut up!
I'm in here!
How are you down there?
I don't know, I don't know. I'm just in.
That's like insane!
She's on fire!
Can you put a shoot on before the shake relaxes on?
Oh my god!
Get it!
Got her force field up on me.
I got this, don't you worry.
Don't you boys worry.
Don't take real cowboy.
I got this for you, I think.
Here he is.
70.
I'm gonna take a real cowboy.
I think here you go.
You got a shame?
I don't know about ammo.
That'll happen.
Oh my god, that'll happen so good.
Okay, hold on.
I'm gonna fucking put you into the fucking fight.
Hold on there.
Get an M4 right now and start fucking shooting.
I'm gonna let her have it.
I'm coming out.
Oh my god.
Here you go. Don't you worry. Don't you worry
Someone probably get ready
I'm loading 20 rounds
Get the course get the course right now
Where's the core actually? I don't see them anywhere.
Hard to hold.
You see them anywhere? Are we good?
Nah, but you know they're gonna come out.
Y'all move, y'all move, y'all move, y'all move.
Nah, I feel like I'm happening past looking.
He's gone.
We might all have a kill one of these in a long time
I used to love knowing I'm pretty retired
I knew it. I told you
What the fuck the best inside of it cannot get out see that work let it go
We're on the other side of our building.
Okay, I'll be right back.
Yeah, come on, come on, come on, right here.
Back from it.
Beautiful.
On the pipe.
Track, track, track.
Guys, one more. One more right here.
He's got it!
All dead, all dead, all dead.
The bug, you guys.
It's four minutes.
I don't know if we can...
Okay.
Take it off.
I'll get it off.
I'll get it.
It might take too long.
I'll have a teammate.
I'll have a teammate.
You got a leg?
Okay, okay.
Yeah, I got no red blood.
Fuck.
I got him.
She's looking at me.
I'm in here.
Yeah, I'm trying to hide.
She's looking at me now.
all you need to
on me
we're all doing this
I got a rainbow
dick
all you need to go
what?
ok buddy
are you fucking kidding me
oh you compadre
I wanna root that guy if he's crawling away
oh we're gonna
we're gonna
wait it's gonna be a big win but we don't have time
it's gonna be everything we're doing so
I'm just gonna do that do that do that
Oh my god
I have to don't forget about our stashes. We have good loot in our stashes. Yeah. Oh the course has been looted. Oh, shit
I have
My god
Oh, you can't do this right now. No, I mean why next to you just watch the fucking bastard
I look where you're talking when you just went down
Fucking stressed out. Oh my god
Yeah, yeah, you got a little tired there
I'm recording y'all have
I got three
We're definitely missing a lot. I got
seven
We got two minutes, two minutes on the clock.
Yeah, I'm going to be driving my shit out here.
This is going to be an insane raid.
You don't understand, you don't understand.
I got 440, I haven't even looked.
Holy shit.
I'm going to loot one more core before we leave.
We got a minute 50.
Hold on, 450.
That's right here.
I got 351.
Oh my god.
I mean, 321.
Not bad.
444.
We're taking it.
all right
that's a million dollar rate
rip it and spit on it
see what's out there
that's your elders
elders first you fucking
dickheads
good shit
good shit
come on
beautiful baby
444
444
plus
335 how much you have you go I had three fifty one
Three
I mean I haven't seen a major I go down in a minute beautiful house one
Fuck yeah
Those food in here fire well space for sim
Oh
Hey, I'm literally just gonna sell everything thoughts
I'm recycling for the power rods
Snaps but other than that
Yeah, come on man. Come on. He be hating on spaceport bro, but we get some little juicer
down there? Sure? Gonna fix that guy for sure.
Hi homie! Hi homie!
Show me the way, give me more
I'll give you something to be
Beautiful, that was beautiful right?
Yeah, that was beautiful right there, man!
God, you can make me love the game!
And we avoided the cheers, right?
Okay, all my reddies are in the shoes.
Beautiful.
I got some volcanoes, man.
No!
you
you
you
you
you
You can't just make up a day, you can't just say day 11.
Okay, you can't do that, bro.
Oh, man, it's the end of the night!
Scotty!
Eee!
Even Bob, partner, appreciate you, bro.
We got you back in the base, we got you back in the base.
Don't you worry, don't you worry.
No, I enjoyed that game, it was fun.
It was good.
Well, they're not all like that to be fair, but...
I'll play wherever.
Don't worry.
Alright, I'll literally, wherever you put me, I'm ready.
You're ready, I love that.
As long as we don't see cum sock and T2's clip.
Yep, I'm ready, I'm trying to hold it.
Gotcha.
Oh, good.
He chose me.
Yeah, naturally, she watched the big bertha to your right.
She's horny.
They're on top here, they're right at me.
They're here.
They're over there.
Have you got all these shots of little funky at the moment?
Yeah, they got it.
They think I needed a thing.
Just go ahead and run that one back team.
how's your how's your shot on the slingshot
no 50's no 50's watch over the turn
fake crack fake crack fake crack
nice
I got one
oh yeah
I got a pair of what
you should go backside and hop up
carry on we're going under
hold up hold up
come on come on come on
nice
Yeah, we can hear you, that's right.
Oh, got to try this guy.
Uh, Panther Tram.
We'll be fucking down.
Yeah, we'll keep it to ourselves.
No, you ain't nobody.
You ain't nobody.
Respect.
Everybody's somebody, am I right?
Everybody's somebody.
down there sim almost knocked if I rest him
i'm done
we can fight him one more i'll put my first i can i kill him okay
i don't know where those uh yeah not to your top or my people's hall like other places
i don't think they're up top but again no i'm sorry uh like a Singaporean
Oh, that was like teeny that was
where are they? We're I don't know what you're saying. It's second floor underground like
Let's go, let's go, yeah
Yeah, I hear shields
We all the way down low?
Nice shredder.
I'm trying to get this shit off a little boat here.
Square!
I need that.
No way.
We're out here, out here.
Maybe I know, I know.
Could be long, hold on.
There could be, like, an attack or something.
Yeah, just be careful, long, hold on.
There were a lot of shots.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure of it.
Okay, I'm walking up a little bit.
Cause they're all the way down low.
Yeah, yeah, like, in the middle of the road.
Long, hold on.
Boss is dead.
Yeah, these are ex-warsons.
They were here, they were here.
Sure.
sit in here
I'm pre-inward ready
close
get back
oh shit
she's in there
shoot her guys, she's in there
she's in there
I think this is the guy
I think this is the team I knocked on here.
Yeah.
I know.
There were shots up top too.
I think they were going to shoot.
I don't think they were very kidded.
Yeah, it's not a...
I think they were third or was up top. I killed their third scapegoat.
I wonder how the boss had a thing.
I wonder how it came with this stuff.
No, it's all you, it's all you, it's all you.
I'm just trying to figure it out. I think they're deep, man. That sounds really deep, like over the fucking hill.
Yeah, it is. They're dying up there, you know?
Coming up, Nico? Yup.
Coming, coming, coming. It's in two bites.
A lot of bobcats get alive.
Oh, shit.
It was me a texture up there, so
I'm doing a move up there. It was a button. Maybe they're all down all six
There's a bear there was a vaporizer
Oh my god, there's three down right here, bro. There's at least three down
There's one on the left side, Tim. Over by you.
Yeah, Tim, there's no push. Oh my god, they're getting to him.
Didn't attack her, but it's alright.
Got a flashlight.
Oh, somebody's on the right. They might be on the ground.
Yeah, they did.
I'm going to get rid of this thing, okay?
It's close right now. I'm just going to beat him.
I think they're there.
Did you see me there?
Got him.
Oh.
That's him, guys.
That's God.
I don't have time.
For an eagle.
probably trying to get out there now maybe
three years I see the time to think
still in our fall
I'm gonna wrap around I guess
Hey guys I'm so annoying about that
I can't die going for that.
Oh, oh, oh.
Hold on, hold on.
Is it good?
Yeah.
Careful.
Watch out, guys.
Watch out, watch out.
Watch out, watch out.
Yeah.
Hold on a bit.
Oh, no!
I
Much rather have it than not have it trust me
You still on that same box that he keeps like fucking destroying us from?
Yeah.
Why is the vaporizer only looking at us, man?
I don't know why I was gonna do that.
There's a lot of people.
Oh, fuck that shit.
You're fine, you're fine, you're fine.
Are you gonna fuck it up?
You guys, you guys, I'll hold.
I don't know what they're doing right now.
This is a straight brassman fucking series.
I'm not even trying to call him a teleporter.
He's on that, he's on that, nice.
He's got so many murder grenades, bro, it's crazy.
Look at this guy.
Right now.
You guys get a full-gear and go, right?
Yeah, we're on a game.
Yeah, we're on a game.
No, it's it's
Yeah, the Bates
Back to the end now, back to the end now. I think we should chase it a little bit.
Yeah, I'm chasing, I'm going right.
Keep going top right.
Top right up.
I think he's coming for them right now. They'll be open.
I'm getting hit by all the heads
All units
Okay, come on, come on, come on, come on
I'm body blocking, I'm body blocking
Nice, somebody block himself
I'm body blocking, two, two, two, two, two
Nice, keep going, you
Where?
I'm pressing, I'm pressing
Body block, body block
I am, I am, I am, I am
I'll let you know that's coming up, you're good
You're good, you're good
I have no more decent, bro
I hear you
I got it. Beautiful.
He's going out, he's going out. This is a hard one. Hard one. Hard one. Hard one.
I'll let you know when you come up.
There you go.
Resy, walk me, walk me, walk me, walk me, walk me, walk me, walk me, walk me.
Yeah, I'm really weak. I can't, I can't.
Alright.
I got him, I got him, I got him. It's horrible.
Here we go.
Oh my god.
Holy shit!
Holy fuck.
Holy shit!
Holy shit.
Holy shit
There's another team they were fighting outside again, so hold on three
All right, we have to loot. We have to fucking loot.
I'm gonna check this thing out.
Down guy.
Drop and loot.
Are we good?
Show base, show base, show base, show base!
All right, he's being adjusted.
Knocked, knocked, knocked.
Close, close, close!
Knocked.
Another team over here, okay?
Another team over here.
North
I have no silver charges if you guys have any.
I have no.
I have no charges.
I'll give you my last one.
I have an extra shield.
Here.
Re-shield.
I need charges too.
I only have one.
I only have one.
Right, one.
Yeah, yeah.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Do you have some?
There.
I have smoke.
I've got five smokes here if you want to like loot shit up there.
Yeah.
Perfect.
Watch over here.
Nice.
trying to watch east, there's a guy east out here
i'll show his desks up
catch up
catch up
welcome to the end over there
i'll be right back
i'll be right back
it's a mini
it's one
take it
take this wall down
i'll actually just keep it locked
I'm on him. I'm in it.
What's going on boys? Okay, we're fucking in your ass. Let me know. Let me know. I've lied to you guys a lot.
Let me see you guys, I'm on him.
There's your chargers down there. Let me know.
I have zero. I can grab you 22, Sam.
122.
Just wanted to get on me.
get knocked
got it
bottom left, just calling, calling, calling
I got a map on the other side
here in SSP
left bank, left bank, go, go, go, go, go
going in the end, door still, still door
still door, left side
Oh my god, oh my god
Dude I ran out of light ammo, I didn't put the tournament to you
Nice, good shit, hold on, hold on, hold on
I'm gonna make a skit
Oh my god
What is happening, man?
I don't know, there's 12 people up here, holy shit
What the fuck body's that now?
Okay, listen to me
You have to watch me, I don't know
The fuck body's that now?
Okay.
Listen to me.
You have to watch me. I know this is crazy.
I just need you to watch me.
We need to loot, we need to loot pieces.
This is for the colony.
Oh my God!
Rascal, do it.
Oh, he's coming down!
I don't have it either I'm gonna go make sure no one's getting out. Yep, you're good
Boys we should be able to get sold back from this we just needed oh my god, though
That is so good
The good fucking clutch right there airway degree
That was incredible.
That was just a fucking staircase. Hold the fucking line.
You want me on that wall!
You want me on that wall!
You want me on that wall, you need me on that wall!
I can't loop these other bodies until it closes.
There's two bodies on top that are like hard to come.
Oh my god, some earclaps. I'm trying to just...
I need a new shield back.
Oh my god, I want you three blue shields.
Oh
Does anybody want Bobcats have four oh my god, I can do business I can do business I can do business
I have volcanoes
Kinetic kinetic the connects right there
There we go.
Ten minutes to get down to bed.
I repeat.
Alright, well, Pino...
I'm gonna just take out that depi.
So, see if you can get...
Even full.
Dude.
That's fucking...
Dude!
These raids have been fucking awesome, man.
I can't lie to you.
I mean, there's just no way around it.
How much you guys work? Is this going to be another one though?
269. Sorry, I'm at 244. I feel like we haven't even begun.
Yeah.
Now we can do this guys here.
Bobcat 4.
Nice.
Freaking it? Like your state podcasts?
That's how it is sometimes.
Damn, how the fuck is this based on here?
Did you feel it? I think...
I don't think we've fooled all that last year.
I'll take this round with my fucking game, bro.
Dude, all the way, they're immune here.
You know, you don't understand.
Okay, now that I'm dead, I was hoping you were going to say something, because...
You saw that, right? You saw that, right?
I put 10 bullets in your head, and you were like, you're way out of my way.
He's Uncle Wash, and then...
I thought it was fucking over, and you go, I thought it was done.
I was like, damn, Nick.
I thought Italy was the final trip.
Did you see how you're juicing that fight?
I'm powering down.
What?
Check engine light was on.
Got to take him in, got to take him in.
Oh shit.
Oh my god, I see one.
I see one.
Nice.
There's got to be so many bodies but there's no way.
That's a good problem.
Thank you.
Nice to meet you.
Cheers.
That's a good problem.
Thank you.
Nice to meet you.
Cheers.
There's a body down here, whatever it's going to be.
I only found one car, I feel like there's more though.
Was anybody in the house for the bedstress?
I got a brand new guy on me, give it to us.
Oh, it's a super juicer. It's a Bobby Ready Goldie Goldie.
Oh, it's a super juicema. Juicema gaming.
Yes.
Yeah, yeah!
Lemon and Ohio!
I
Suck my dick you already know
Huh
Freakin
I think I did half the time I see somebody saying speed disc.
Speed disc!
Speed disc!
Ah.
I mean, dude, what a fucking, what a fucking, yeah, what a dime.
You'd be alive, even yours.
First we get it done.
No deep-dibs, watch, tail-holding.
I was just saying.
Dude, we had hands in ass just walking around.
My favorite was like, yo, can you move me?
It's only 8k oh shit close
If I find a body on the way lucky it takes forever to crawl out now
you this guy yeah that's right on call I think be sorry the 313 okay he was close
he was three something well let's put that was over there
My body hold on
We can't make out he's
Way away, it's gonna be good. Oh somebody looted him man. He was good to
Get a fucking purple stock
Honey! I want more of that, whatever it was.
Please.
They're all gone.
It's a juice gun.
You put the juice in there?
Yeah, put the juice in there.
Nice, man.
That coconut curry thing is crazy, man.
Is it a coconut curry? Like the flavor is changed?
Coconut curry? I've never had it.
What do you do with your bike?
I bet I would like to know but like why be rich
Why be successful? Why be young if you're not gonna go and live a little man
What do you just have a fucking hamburger?
Dude, it's a very popular Asian flavor exchange
Yeah, they hate the coconut curry they bled it. Yeah, it's like a light orange sauce, you know
I don't know. It's called what?
I've never had it, but I've never
liked it. I feel like you would
too. Put on rice like you know
chicken. Oh, I made it. I made
it somewhere. Oh, we know we
got it somewhere. I don't know
where she got it from but it
was incredible.
She said I know where
So I do I
Guess I do
Yo, what a couple of raids man
What was that what what's happening?
That I'll say what I'm freezing yo from how it started to how it's going. Oh
Thank God, man
I was ready for you guys just leave the car. I thought we were in for a day. I thought you fucked us real good
You know yeah, yeah, hey they won bro. They can have it
Yes, yeah, yeah for sure
It was a fun one
Bob I got so many Bobcats that raid. Thank you Nico. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
What'd you go? What would you get what you get what you get?
it. What do you eat? Yeah. Shred chicken sandwich. Shred chicken sandwich. Yeah, it's
place called Munch Shots. Do you want to see it? Yeah, go for go for go for camp please.
I got to come over. Come on. It's leftovers. It's leftovers? No, I don't want to see it.
here. Leftovers, leftover shredded chicken sandwich. Fuck. Eagle, you're rich. Order
good food right now. Not rich. You're rich. Nick, I feel like if I tell you what I, what
I'm about to get, it's about to be here. You're going to cook my shit. Oh god. Do McDonald's?
isn't it? No, it's Canes though. I do fuck with that Canes sauce though man, I should
have killed her already. I feel like you eat all healthy and shit these days. These days?
I'll fuck her. You know what I'll say about myself this all I'll say is that the majority
of the cash that my wife and I spend is on food and okay wait on health and that's a
wide range you know what I mean I'm talking like like you know toilets I'm talking beds
pillows we get new pillows every two three months you know we got it I just bought the
most expensive toilet you can fucking buy just so we can like perfectly squirt my butthole
There you go. That's a great investment right there.
I don't know about the crazy fancy ones, but it's a good investment.
Yeah, yeah. Sure.
Yeah, I didn't stutter. I didn't stutter.
Nice.
Every clean you're on, Cole and I.
We do pass every now and then where it's like a day or two, but I haven't done one in a while.
I feel like that does the job on cleaning the Cole and I, but I guess you could...
Well, we thought we were am I going to a colon expert here
Relaxed it or some shit. Oh, no, if you if you if you fast if you do a good
That's you're gonna clean down. I mean a couple days
You won't believe what comes out of your body if you do a fast
Like you can do the super fast man like the crazy ones. Oh my god, bro
Like a fucking week. Yeah, like dude sim if you and me did that we'd be pooping fucking like
Rocks in our body would come out
How'd they get there I don't know but rock
But I ain't doing the multi-day. I don't got that in me. It's hard man. It is hard. That's hard
Repair I'm almost ready
Well, it takes a while and then I can't lie I get real organized
Take a time and take it down.
Yes sir, yes sir.
For no rush.
You do it fast with papaya seeds?
Dude, papaya has me kind of scarred, man, like my little man when we went to Costa Rica,
he was like a year and some change and he had so much papaya when we were out there,
they're like his shits the whole week, we had this little papaya thing going on to it.
So now every time I smoke a biad I just can't, I can't do it.
It's like in my brain, I just, shit, you know, can't do it.
You got anything like that?
Where like it's a typical food but it grosses you out for some stupid reason?
I mean, I don't think so.
Low key for me salmon, because I got food poisoning in my last day with salmon, so now when I eat it, I just fucking...
That's all it takes man. There's one bad session, and I loved I loved eating salmon, but now dude
I just I can't do it you love salmon
It's very healthy for you man. I just
I don't know about your situation, but I see real fishing I see strawberry milk from
Oh, I was not hiding
Wait, you don't fuck with strawberry milk in it. Oh my god, no because the amount of people that
threw up in my school
Yeah strawberry milk and fucking onions or where the fuck they
Like you're just like literally throwing their stomach in the fucking
daughter
And it's like all over the fucking desk right behind me. I'm like awesome
And are you guys a type of people like they can't eat and talk about shit like this? Oh, I'm fine
Oh, no, I'm fine. I'm fine, too. Hey, like people think I'm crazy
Now even like people realize how do you eat well, this is going on like brother fucking hungry
That's never been a thing for me. I don't I see that
I got a real man. I love strawberry milk bro. What do you do? Oh my god
I get this um
I don't care if it gives me cancer. I'm like
This is like glass like bottles of milk that I get at H.E.D.
I only had H.E.B. in Texas bro. Oh my gosh, bro
Dude H.E.B. goes hard. Like Jaskin is saying I'm crazy, but they don't know what the fuck fuckers are talking about
But leave me I do. Yo, if you get a good farm and you get raw cow milk
That shit is incredible.
Incredible. It's so good for your gut health, man.
You all got some crazy bacteria in there that cleans it out.
There's like, yeah! What about the mad cow disease? Yeah, right, right, sure.
Got it.
I drink rondo every day.
Why, just right in the morning after a good period of time?
Let me choose the last of breakfast, yeah.
Oh, shit.
Big breakfast guy, bro. I love eggs.
One of my favorite foods.
I love potatoes.
The best things ever.
Are you, like, doing something with the eggs or just straight up eggs?
It depends. I don't want to sit there and cook forever.
But if I can, yeah, I'll do eggs.
I'll do potatoes. I'll do bacon.
I'll do turkey bacon if I have to.
Yeah, no rounds for sure.
I do love hashbrowns.
Nice flies and potatoes.
Is it chimes?
Green?
Right.
There's chimes on the surface.
Right there, fucking.
Fuck it all.
Well, there's eight somebody looking at us.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
This guy's an Anvil 1 on the leader.
I'm going right there.
He's an Anvil 1 on the leader.
Pasha.
Yeah.
Yeah, this kind of red one.
Okay.
Okay, okay.
We flip the nap here a little bit.
I love hard boiled eggs.
I just love eggs, man.
I should have told you.
Yeah, I do used to make that shift for work.
In the morning.
You don't fuck with them now anymore?
Fuck, no, that's just more than awful.
538 and walking and that shit.
They're just so easy, man.
I know, but I have to make it for cops, Alec bros.
You know, you know an egg, I mean,
pound for pound, man, nothing more nutritious than a fucking egg.
Yeah, we can. I'm going to shop from the backside above the top left.
Yeah, I think I'm just looking to push through the sails on them.
I don't know.
You just take him out real quick.
Go, go, go, go, go.
No eyes?
No eyes?
No eyes?
No eyes?
No eyes?
That was kind of hard to get the badge, but I'm not in the mood for it.
Yeah.
Can't even see him run.
Fucking gone.
Y'all ever microwave your goat's teeth, bro?
Let's go that lazy.
I
Was one close and there's one not far another guy far
I think he got back up.
Did these guys have anything?
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Am I?
I'm a badge.
I'm a big head, shit.
And Bill?
Blue shield.
Lawn, Orville's, hold on.
Hold on.
Ooh, Athena 3?
Venator 4?
Ven?
Yeah, Abel, Ven.
It's alright.
It's alright.
Something?
I wouldn't say we're static or anything, you know?
We're...
It's alright, though.
It's better than...
Since you're one.
There you go.
Oh.
I like to keep fucking doing that.
I love the map, I hate the art on it, I refuse to play it until they fucking change up.
I do like the map though, I like the fight on the trail, I like the crane fights.
I haven't joined the map, there's not enough players and a shit kicked on the art.
Right man, why are they, I think it's the expedition's angle, fuck off man.
I
Went to take an angle on a like a decent team and I got killed by three pitchers and three hornets and three pissers
Yeah, fuck it going up
I heard a shield
that's a hard to pull it's off up
you can't tell
it's in the bottom
I'm just gonna fight this and maybe we'll turn around and fight that after and just go sweepstrike.
Gotta be someone in front of me.
I was playing a lot with teeth, but my shoulder gets kinda kicked for it, so I haven't really
been playing
just kinda acts
this one is fun, I really like playing it with my shoulders
so I scratch my shoulders
all shoulders are just one
you know, me and the player right handed
yeah
and it's the right one
that sucks
yeah, I was playing that shit a lot
that boy teepee's like the fucking city champion
Yeah dude, he's going all pro.
Oh yeah.
No.
He's running in.
Oh no.
No.
No.
I hit him.
Oh, just one guy.
I let it off.
Oh, you shoulda ran.
It's all around there you went.
Well, let him be.
It's 28x World God Jam, 2028, pickleball jam, right.
That's so funny, it's fuckin' like.
Okay, so we definitely should have went that way for a solo with a rapper.
They're all poor.
There's three players in front of me.
Oh, yeah, across the room.
Press them up.
Oh, they see me.
They don't know what to do.
They're freaking out.
They're freaking out, yeah.
This guy's lagging his dick off.
Oh, it's freaking out. Yeah, this guy's lagging his dick off
Look at him
I like it, dude.
Guys, just scare me out, bro.
Sure, sure.
Just scare me out.
Sure.
I'm lying.
Sure.
OK.
I just had an injury, and...
Oh, my god.
Damn, Nick.
Oh, my god.
I'm just about to scare it.
Well, that's why there's free kids.
Oh, that's why there's free kids.
Hey.
What do you mean, free kid?
I'm doing that shit.
Oh, shit.
I'm doing that shit.
Oh, OK.
Oh my god they're all free again. What is going on? How do we go from back to back?
The BORES ROCK!
I'm going to get them on the other side of the course.
I'll just leave, I'll get out of here.
Oh shit.
He's going to get peppered out bro.
He's one, he's one, he's one.
I'm going to rip or what?
two deficit oh I'm all right
under the little window here
oh there oh this is crazy we're fighting over bike track
here I was going to buy a pop up here
it's easy I just don't get how man I don't get how the game puts us in the lobby
like this after what we just did was like four yeah back to back one more
Rades we haven't died and then pretty good this is
Oh, oh, I mean, oh good. Oh, he's dead. That ain't so good
This guy's so mad. Holy shit. Holy shit.
the
the
yeah I mean
hell no
a great work guys
maybe uh...
Holy fuck. Jesus. Thank you guys.
Yeah, just like...
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
Fight, you know, I'll be watching you watch you watch tomorrow. That's pretty big one
Yeah, it's like, you know the United States guy
Versus like the Arab dude, you know
And that makes sense he's like Russian from fucking Chechnya
Some shit, you know Arab guy
Oh
And then it's like a ball hit it white dude American guy
Yeah, yeah
This fight tomorrow night's gonna be sick and I love I do think I'm not gonna kill him
It's got like a good beat Connor feel to it
I guess Danny, I don't think he is man, I think he's from somewhere else, I think he's
been there to train and whatnot bro, got a lot of light ammo boys, uh oh, a light ammo
he's gonna go away from underground so, three more, oh a green shield though, oh a burledo
will do it to you, god damn it, five litters around for a burledo, uh, I saw a fight to
I think we're going to Italy, it's that way, I think we're going to Italy, it's that way.
Oh, you're going like deep sea fishing.
Yeah, I'm on my turn to shoot tomorrow.
Free will.
Hey, mom, Chris has been asking me to go for a while, and I've been telling him no.
the last time he asked me, he like shedded me with the, like, I, yeah, he looks sad if
I wasn't gonna say yes, like I'm straight, I just can't do it like that.
It's quite fun, it's fucked up, deep sea fishing.
You ever been? I've never been.
No, but, I was talking to her when I turned around, I'm like, dude, I wanna go.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm sure it's fine.
Hop on the hill, on the hill.
I'm lagging.
Thank you, I'm back.
I'm sorry, Sandy.
That's awesome.
Thank you.
Thank you.
You're about to respect the fish out there, bro.
Those fuckers are insane.
The fish are gonna respect me.
I'm gonna have to gun this shit.
I'll slam myself.
I
Was gonna be like my mind get to it
Oh
To
What's in the house one of the backs out of house
Yeah, up on the pyramid
I got a symbol of my thoughts
I'm not sure
Get your work this guy's saying
Assalamu Alaikum
Yeah?
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you
Fuck you you sh-hamouta
You're a sh-hamouta
You're a sh-hamouta
I'm not sure about that
Fuck you, fuck you
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you
Fuck you, fuck you
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Hey buddy, that's a leeper.
Okay, coming.
I made my name.
Okay, running up one.
I'll change the lag right there.
Oh no, alright.
Shit myself.
Oh shit, two bodies there.
Nice.
Nice one again, I think there's one in.
Nice.
How do you get balls?
You got fucking ribbon tied, what's going on here?
Oh shit.
Oh!
Oh shit, two bodies there.
Oh shit, two bodies there.
On top of the tunnel, top of the tunnel.
What's the tunnel?
What's that mean?
He's on the roof, he's on the roof site right here.
Over there.
Watch out!
Oh you're on the side?
Yeah, I'm trying to go along.
I'm gonna put up his name.
Nice.
That one down, that house is at the broken house.
Got him on me.
Can't see.
I'm watching you.
You're good, you're good.
I'm on the roof.
I'm on the roof.
Shit.
I'm dead.
I'm on the lever, hop off!
Thank you.
I might be stuck in here now.
Oh.
I don't know if we got the thirsts on the hill, yeah I definitely got one, and I got
this guy over here too.
got Nico. Leap or duty.
That thing's been on my head as well.
Same kid shot by the other room, I'm just like, hold on now.
Launching that man.
I don't know where any of these guys went bro, but they were on the hill.
I definitely full killed one on the hill.
They couldn't have gone to the bottom here.
There's a lot of guys on the hill there.
Oh
It's all just guns, man.
No mines.
No guns.
No guns.
No guns.
No guns.
No guns.
No guns.
No mines, no tees, guns.
I know he's not jumping around down there.
One body there, one body here, similar to that guy.
You got a body right there?
Two is three, here's four.
Alright, we're almost there.
I found a little mission here.
What?
Did some good shit?
Got a little sun.
Got a shit?
Oh.
Got a little sun, sun.
You didn't even need to go, you're finding one.
Where do you want to go?
I don't care.
Take this.
I'll take this.
My god, this guy's making a lot of no-misses over here.
Yeah, he's dying to go.
I guess what you have to worry I got a mega look to 60
Oh, I could actually grab that I should grab that
Oh fat man crap, damn
I
Nick who wins in a fight mighty mouse or brandy one my mouse
Yeah, close
Not even like
Demetrius Johnson.
Who got it, eh?
I appreciate you spying on C1, okay?
Oh, dude, he's a fucking gamer, bro.
I'm sure of that.
Each one's your one. We're getting him.
Oh dude, he's a fucking gamer, bro.
One's in a fooding competition to the tap in a hutch.
Probably.
Think 10 because he likes onions.
Oh
Tim is big for sure like you think that's up, but dude punches
enormous
Six with eight is crazy
Now you understand how big that is when you're also fat
It's one thing to be fat, but like to be fat and to be that tall
That's just not again.
If it were playing with them all the time, like...
If you eat so fast...
It's just gone.
Enappurated. I know you eat quick, too, but...
Well, heh.
What the fuck?
Well...
Come here.
Come on.
Alright.
Do you not eat fast?
Not like you, Behemoth Snow.
Hey, I'm not a behemoth. Dude, you are
That's crazy, bro
I'm fat, I'm not like godfuckin. Yeah, you know so hutch is like godfuckin damn
Oh, well, I'm not gonna like,
my coach can move around and shit.
you
you
you
you
you
I
Go I would
Fuck up some barbecue with you, bro. You don't understand. It's not my first pig
But I would just
Oh, my all the little things on the side
Oh
I might pick that up somebody give my base of gourmet right now
Yeah, I really fuck up a whole rack of ribs, bro
Okay, dude
They were when they add that to the game, they fucking thought it was so cool, and they were
like, yeah.
And then they put it on the fucking map, that's what's new.
After everybody said it was horrible, well the feedback on this is great, it's a...
Holy exhilarating gameplay, it's a shredder.
They didn't even just add them to every map, they made it like a whole thing too, like
All they escape this
The hound dogs are loose get out the whistle
And don't you walk by those little plastic boats make sure you pick them up you're gonna need it for your expedition
Somebody's letting them have it over here
Hey dude, don't follow me man.
Yeah, you don't know where you're going.
You don't know rimming tights.
Sorry.
Top, top, top, looting, looting, looting.
We got three, two, one, three, two, one.
I'll push down now.
Yeah, I'm out of play.
Good shit.
We'll be seeing.
Oh my god.
Welcome to River Tides.
I'm gonna surprise them. Four bodies up here.
You okay up there?
No.
We got you
Right below you right below you
Shatter
Maybe he dropped down. He was Calwalk. There's a gas line up here. Careful
All right
I'll have it.
Under?
Yeah, under under.
Oh, shut up.
Yeah.
Check out.
Check it again.
Oh, sure.
Damn it.
Oh, shit.
I'm fucking one.
One pushing out the books, right now?
That one?
That's...
It's filming me, one's knocked.
Okay.
Oh, you're not.
Oh, you're not.
I knocked the guy like underneath, but he could be
Oh, there he is, everyone.
I think this guy is worse.
Well, this guy's got a prosthetic leg. What is that he's gonna get? Oh, it's the pirate skin.
That's what Sim's got.
Yeah, I got the pirate on.
I'm gonna take off the hat though.
The hat looks sick too but it blocks my view.
Ah, per person should.
There was a guy under here.
Hey Carl?
Yeah.
Is there a leaper under here?
What do you think?
It's true.
It's not a leaper.
I'm dead, bro.
This map is so ass, man.
There's a crawler right here.
Yeah, that's it, that's it.
Get that motherfucker.
Whoa, there's a vaporizer in here.
Oh, dude, yeah.
I hate this fucking car.
It's my fucking car, man.
I guess it's so stupid.
It's supposed to be Ark and Raiders.
Not like...
Not like...
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
AAAAAAAAGHH!
Ragers!
Oh my god, there's a vaporizer right there.
Ah fuck, I'm going this way.
Okay.
Oh, we gotta get this down, guy.
Oh.
Nice.
Let's go, let's go.
I'm not a happy bar.
I'm not happy.
He snicked me too.
Oh.
Yeah.
They made the sun real this way.
That's fucking awesome.
Dude.
Yeah.
Let me know when you...
Let me know when that loads in.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha.
Off top, off top.
Guys, you guys are doing great, but here's what I'm there
Oh my god, we're telling this shit
I don't know how but I'm gonna get closer
We'll figure it out when we get there. I'm coming. Oh, they know
They're all max above us
infinite. Oh my god. Is that yours or theirs? No, it's theirs. I thought it was yours.
the arco killed him
I think I lost the road
yeah, why is it not shooting at him?
it's only two for you guys in my world
back one
almost cracked it
both on this, both on this
hit the smoke, hit the smoke
no way to just throw in these
I fucking hate these guys
Crawler!
Dead.
Oh, they zipped the cross.
They have a smoke up. Going up.
Up here.
Up was in.
I couldn't see.
Oh my god.
Headshot.
I
Shot
I say my smoke and get one hit bro. I mean
I'm going fuck it
I got you, I got you, I got you
Watch out over here
That's what it's out of there
Yeah, it's out of there
It's out of here
Over here.
You hear me?
Oh, those guys are sick.
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Yes!
Yes!
Ah!
Of course!
You just love to see it.
Well, what's that, our employees want their bonuses?
Ha!
Ha!
Not this year!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Why are these at the Ubigotti?
I thought you already had one, Jim!
That's the other Bugatti.
Don't you worry, don't you worry.
Little laggy.
What's going on here?
Aren't you a laggy?
You got zero drop frames.
All right, I have a kinetic back there that I dropped, kinetic to rent a
Let's leave
Do the guy that you killed, how was that? No
Perfect
athlete oh he's got that little pink dildo that you got isn't it
I don't have it
Alright, did you think there's one of these people on this map?
I did, this map sucks, I can't see anything, I'm bad to our free dust.
Oh, the seagulls.
I feel like I was like, hit to the birds way before the majority of his player days.
Way before.
You're just like me in quarter of the game too.
Huh?
You're just like lagging a little bit in the discord.
Really?
Yeah.
Fairly though.
I have no drop frames.
I don't know what to do with it.
I don't know what to do with it.
easy excellent raid little 220 guys don't do it you'll see deep blue split
come right back
I'm never playing that map again
Jet so just
Hope everybody had fun
That was something I
Will not be back so
Free will
Is what they say so?
Long as you know that
And I will find you!
you
you
you
you
you
if I think my shit is lagging in a really weird way
I
See what's going on here
All right, here we go. It's been like weird today or no
Maybe my victory is not as high as
Marko it has but like a little
Jopy at times. Yeah, I
I can't believe you guys dropped your act dude, it's fucked up.
Yeah I think my internet is kinda weird today.
Yeah I don't know what's happening but, being a little strange.
Yeah I can hear you guys a little bit.
I'm not dropping any frames, it's not pumping as much.
Oh, it's that now. Oh shit.
Really? Hello?
Yeah, that's weird. Yeah, we can hear you, but you destroyed it as far.
There's some elevator real quick.
Yeah.
of the
IE
IE
IE
IE
IE
IE
IE
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So Chad, what's weird is we have zero drop frames.
It's definitely minor and I can tell it's just not pushing what it normally does.
I'll try to speed test real quick so I can be sure it's internet.
I'm good, man.
I hope these guys come up here.
Slam them.
They're sick.
That's just good to go.
Two ping.
1,000 down, 1,000 up.
Listen, do you like smoked meats a lot?
Do I smoke meats?
Yeah, pretty rarely.
I've got a smoker though, but...
I don't do it often.
It's just time to...
Yeah.
But I got a little smoker.
One K, one K and two paint chat.
But like my OBS is being weird.
There's no drop frames, but it's not pushing
It might be twist servers or something. It really might be that
Yo, I think they're above me
Thanks, oh, I guess you're me or no. Yeah, you're good. Yeah, it's not no one now
There's your shingon
Yeah, I have no drop frames, but you know the
They rate that I typically have this eye. It's not
It's not it's not staying consistent. It's going like up and down, but no drop frames. That makes sense weird
Maybe that inconsistency is like it rate is inconsistent than the UV drop frames. I know I know what's not like two
Consistency like 8k and 10k
But normally it's a little higher than that
I don't understand that really are they only down low they're only down low I think I did they're down low
Yeah, it's your teams gonna drop down. Oh, yeah, you're drinking down. Oh, yeah, you want to do this check?
He's running right here
These guys need a new teammate this guy's fucking shit
He's right below me right here
I
Have that problems with like twitch servers, I don't know about you guys
I know would be an infinite we're streaming again. It was drag is me and drag and we're taking the same server
It was was it you infinite right right? We're both lagging. Yeah, we're switching to like Virginia and show like that
He was yeah, he was having a really bad issues
I did I said zero drop range. I know I'm I'm not a little scared
Okay, no, I should be lagging in game then and I'm not
Yeah, the fact that I like it like at all. I have no no anal B thing. No square thing. It's just it's all it's all like perfect
You know, Ami bro, cord is so weird, it's like it's never right.
Sometimes you gotta swap fucking, like the fucking room that you're in and shit.
I guess it could, yeah, you know what it could be, it could be a PC.
Yeah, it could be a PC.
That makes sense.
I got both those minds on got one team left up
You do anything or no, it's a YouTube is YouTube like to join you see
Yeah? Perfect.
Yeah.
That's weird.
Strange, isn't it?
He's good now. Fuck it.
Yeah.
That's good right now, Steve, isn't it?
I think we go up
We're the hose that man, we're the hose that
Oh, oh, that's Farrell?
Where's that?
There's an Osprey.
Oh, dude, is that Max Height?
I think it is.
Oh, yep, there.
They're all the way in the tower?
Holy shit.
The only thing we could do is go over there, get under them, and pull Ark over.
I
Can I'm down there
There's only thing you can do is crazy. It's so hard to push
You bring the rocket here over man. I swear we've done it before it works
Fuck it I
Have teenage you we get through a Kobe's
I'm gonna get fucked up on this cross.
Yeah, are they you?
now when you're left
yeah
oh shit
oh
oh
oh close close close
uh uh uh
how's the sign that's in here
watch
fuck him up
Please push right here
Yeah, close shot
Are you a pussy?
Is this fucking Pharrell?
That's actually great
This guy's still up top
Whoa, wow
I'll come and you go, I'll come
you're gonna get
hehehehe
in the green square
guys
there's just this one teammate up there with the osprey
yes i know
oh he's dead
oh they're pushing they're pushing they're pushing nice
do i get it? fuck yeah
no 80's in blinds
I'm trying to pee. I'm trying to pee. Where? Where?
Right here, right here. Go. Do we triple snap or go?
No, we triple, we triple vert teenage. Ready?
I don't have a teenage, I have a smoke. One, two, three.
Mine's good. That's good.
Get him.
Go, go Sim, go Sim, go Sim.
Oh my god.
Go Sim.
Fuck it.
Fuck it.
We've all...
...he...
...I'm up.
You know what, I've got them.
Guys?
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Sir!
...heh.
Where, where, where, where?
You know what you did!
fuck yeah
nice
well
got it
i can't read it too
got time to be on him
i'll take some of this
holy wellin
enough normal life
Alright, I'll light it.
Thanks for coming. Thanks for practicing.
Aqua, I need Aqua.
I got no stake in water.
If that's how you see it, that's just the way it is.
I got fucking chokes on the air, you married to do it, get a little mess away, you see it?
What the jeez what do I win?
Everday.
You stand and lose everything, no call it.
That's how it's been worked.
Wait.
Oh.
Oh that'll happen to me.
That'll happen buddy.
He's on the red end.
Yay.
Ah.
Ah.
Well, there we are.
All your shots?
There are explosions of some shit over there.
What's wrong?
So Nick, what's your favorite, or what's y'all's favorite, the Mission Impossibles,
jason born
jason born lock it
jason born 1 equalizers and 2
mission possible 3
mission possible 3 is crazy
or like double l7
i like double l7 i don't love it though
yeah it's not like that
six and one on the day
this just in from much
can you fucking believe that
he locked it is climbing I know you're gonna be game tips in one league 61 I'm
coming I'm coming I'm down to play cracky I'm coming we are here now our
greater ground we need a baseball I won't I'm gonna make the path I'm gold
still by the dead no appreciate you asking but no I didn't play fucking
Oh, fuck.
Knock, knock!
Is anybody home?
I think the body's here.
See the body's inside.
Yeah, it's on, it's on, it's on.
Oh, shit.
That's one.
I'm dead.
Behind me.
Oh, my arse.
It's...
Oh, I got him off.
I got him.
Oh, fuck.
Don't fucking pre-fire that wall, dude.
You're a bitch.
I got him off.
I got him off.
I got him off.
I got him off.
I got him off.
I got him off.
I got him off.
I got him off.
I got him off.
You're gonna piss me off, bro. You're gonna piss me off.
You got a nice ass.
Imagine you talking to somebody and they just walk up to you and you got a nice ass.
What's up, big boy?
That's not gonna do it.
I need you to sing me a song, I'll let you live.
I want to feel good about it too, man, I want you to like, serenade my pussy.
Hypotheticality, of course.
Hello?
Oh, drop a blaster out.
I'll drop you a bomb cat cat.
I'm not kidding, man.
Take it, take it, take it, take it.
Take your time man. It's just just just you know something to make me feel good man. That's all really
Let's get it
You still with us brother
Okay, I was trying to get my song out to play for y'all take your time take your time
I'm excited bar feel like you're gonna kill it I got this deep here right here for you too, bro
Team up
Yeah, we, we, we see you here in here, man, bro.
Hello?
Hello?
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
What's going on?
Hey, you got it?
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
got it got it
uh with respect you don't have much time left
got it
Oh
Is that not plenty of time was you fucking plug it in the guitar man?
You tuning up the fucking guitar
Oh
I
Did anybody expect me to be as patient and I just was I mean that was pretty patient Wow
Oh, fuck
All right, well we gave him a chance
I'll be real to you like he didn't have to do much I'll be alone
Well, I'll try
I don't know how you do it with all that bad, but who's in your hands?
Hmm, do I go?
Go ahead and head to my-
Oh good.
Or I'm getting...
Stackin' big on this.
Master... Master Long?
Your... Your power!
It's... It's all over me!
Simply said, Nick, it's... It's forbidden!
My God!
I'm not sure if you can hear me.
Tandoor!
Tandoor's crazy!
Tandoor's crazy!
They're gonna cover us, but you can't...
How long have you been talking to me?
How long have you been talking to me?
This part doesn't speak Japanese.
This part doesn't speak Japanese.
We're fucked.
We're fucked.
I've had some speed like this before.
How'd you get behind me?
How'd you get behind me?
I reacted it.
Second late.
I would have been dead.
You gotta watch.
You did.
You did.
You did.
You did.
Stop.
I'll probably be there for real.
I don't know if this guy just met him today.
Anime and joy.
We got this shit down.
The only one I know is when the kid cried and attacked on titties for like eight episodes
that there's mom dies like
Literally frayed episodes
Well, that's what I said
I
Know
For eight episodes
I'll do a big breath like that
Oh, I'm down, you go.
Oh, my bad.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Two am and I'm alive!
Damn, I'm trying to work right in.
Drop the beat!
Look at me go.
I mean yeah, that's how you like you played with her and it was like genuine into your fault
You're fine, bro. You're in gold, you know.
Damn.
What do you want?
What do you put it like?
What do you put it like that?
Yeah.
Like...
Who would you say is better?
You were hunched.
Like, I don't want to be disrespectful.
I got an answer.
But to be fair, to be fair to...
I
It's rising
Yeah, I mean I played against so much more than him though, so
A lot of these guys to be high-planned load I'm in
Begging today, right? I
Don't know if you believe that bro, but it's true. I should I ain't see you as being a replay
I forgot the first time I played that shit, but you know how gaming hits those points where it's just super fucking boring?
Well, I think during that, I got dragged on in that game one night man. I was like, oh shit, some C.S.
I was like, you can live with the gold, you got a couple kills. That's all it takes, man.
That's all it takes. All right, Chad, probably my last reign here.
I
Will go join ol hutchie poo and some league. I don't know what we're doing tonight. I'm not sure if I'm gonna
Yeah, man, that is being weird
I'm telling you I think it's twitch servers rock. I'm telling you
I feel the love.
tonight's a anger night while I said that I'm gonna play some Counter Strike and I plan to
but we gotta see but I gotta fuel this whole thing out here
But I can't wait for the fight tomorrow, man.
Hey, Titan, thank you for the 98 months, man, and the reset, bro.
I appreciate that.
Man, thank you for the prime.
K'Dar dropping 101 on me.
What's up, big Dar?
How you doing, man?
You okay?
Good to see you in the stream, man.
Hope everything's chill.
Copacetic.
You're right, man.
Titan, thank you for the five gifted, baby.
I appreciate you, man.
He with a five and a 96 straight months with the reset message. I appreciate that man. He's a lot. Thank you
I'm so having a job 46 pounds had him look a rough 46 pounds. I bet you that's close to true, isn't it?
Wait bully
That's pretty much like that
Oh
Oh, oh, let's go top left Nico top left run it get up there get up there
Get up there baby
Get up there fucking switch back
Just get in if you know what's good for you.
I heard you.
Hold on now, hold on now.
Oh.
I'm putting these mines here to make the little man-
Mommy, mommy!
Oh, there they come. I fell in line and I'm not dying.
I want to make the little man fly!
There we go.
Down there.
You guys and your tasks, there's a bit of a shit.
We're like a whale oil machine.
We can be coming out of the car, or it could be cat jump.
There you go.
Listen, you just got all this off.
Oh, no!
We get side-torch, we go and put it on the map, so we'll keep in point, everything.
Let's try it all over.
You guys ever have saw this, this?
No.
I don't blame you.
Oh, still us.
does it make an eye contact with the player, can we?
oh we did, we literally like, oh it's a good place to play the first game in like weeks
we didn't feel like getting it
like what's the point?
man, I'll do it
oh yeah
alright everything is perfect
they cannot come from anywhere, I'll just know me
They could actually they could flank you if you're downstairs about it
We have past three days
The job of Texas
Hey
I
Had these are a photo
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's all the rain coming. Yeah, we needed it
Wow, I made it too great that's trying up
have cut the grass now for half this rain
go go go back quick you go you cut you
cut your own grass or no yeah do you really
hmm when when's the last time you did that
he's on ass when
he's fucking lying that's why I said I'm not lying
I'm lying that's not working
I helped out with it
That does it back.
For real?
Yeah.
You got pushmores?
Yeah, he wasn't doing it by himself.
Yeah.
We didn't even have a zero-turn one.
This is fucking crazy.
Just do a fucking spin to the front.
I'm on the anchor land.
Okay.
Those things are fucking dope though.
I'm not gonna lie.
Where is everybody at, man?
No one on these maps is the boys the shit
If we're tapped out we're juiced out
It might be time
I think it might be time
Was an excellent day, but I can't lie
Did you, like, uh, growin' out of your job like a lot of, like, big backyards or anything?
No!
I grew up, like, you know, a bunch of fences.
You can see your neighbors, they can see you.
Uh, I had an 80-some-year-old next-to-word guy that was named Joe.
I had to cut my front lawn and his front lawn.
Mmm.
Perferee.
I
The front lawns that were Hillary push mower. Yeah
Whoa, wait, that's you okay
No, I'm the first person my family
Has like, you know, come on go skywalk right now. Here we go
He went towards the jump cap.
Yep, I'm waiting.
I'm not peeking, I'm gonna see if he can bait him over.
Oh, I think he's coming.
Oh yeah, Nick, you're ready.
The other two teams are dealing with the shredder back there.
Oh yeah, he's here.
I'll run over.
Ready, stand.
Nice.
They're on the ladder.
Oh
Got to catch this guy to get out
Flatter they're gonna all yeah
He's very weak
Where where's that
I got a little scary to ever say
Like, you know on Twitch, he's two or three, I'm five, six, right?
I'm five, he's six on YouTube, like it's all jumbled up, you know?
I'll leave you with a YouTube stream and be like, okay, this is the way, I mean, Tim's viewership, like, bro,
he gets crazy viewers on some games on YouTube and then gets like none.
Same for me, you know? I think Arc does the best for my YouTube stream.
But my twist shoots kind of just fucking chillin no matter the game we play
Pretty consistent, you know
Yeah, yeah
I'm gonna back up and swing up to that top side
I think he takes shots.
Smoked me?
Yeah.
What's that you pushed up on, Nico?
I'm okay.
I don't see a push.
Okay, okay, okay.
Okay, let's have this concrete built.
Uh, whatever this fucking man is.
Yeah.
Try a shake.
20, 20, 20, 20, 20.
21 below.
Bonus.
Huh?
At this time?
Oh, you know, oh no, well, I've got a punching...
Come on, come on, come on, come on!
It's nice here, though.
That's fucked up, Tony.
That's fucked up, Tony.
Die, you little dirty-ass baby, right back.
We're not coming tonight, you're a poor son of a...
Damn, damn, damn.
I'm pretty sure it's Kenny and that...
So, yeah, let's call that boys over.
Now wait just a minute!
Okay, how are we going gentlemen wait this is weird so they got Sim up in the
This is a pretty separate team down here.
Careful.
Well, I was coming to get you guys.
What happened?
Oh, they're going to stop spinning and pushing them.
Oh my god, that guy was fucking speaking.
What the...
How many of you stopped?
No, don't worry. Don't shoot.
I'll get you.
I'll get you.
Fuck.
Out of the way.
There.
Did uh...
Did they all test me?
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, buddy
Well boys, good luck. You're gonna need it. Oh
Are you gonna leave? I'm gonna leave man. Oh
Appreciate
Oh, it was fun, man. It was crazy off the rip. The inner meat was awesome.
What recovery?
Yeah, it's like a cheeseburger. Like the buns were assed, but the meat of the day was awesome.
The cheese, the works, man, you know?
This is a good session. Good session.
Love you and leader, man. GG's, boys.
GG's, later.
Cool.
Alright, yeah, I'm rolling, man. I'm rolling.
I am arched out now. I'm arched out. I'm arched out. I'm arched out. We're taking Alan out. I'm arched out
Big legends booted up right now
Not now, but right now
Tell me how she I'm coming man make space
The little fizz gonna do gonna do tricks in there man. Shout out Niko shout out symphony. You already know man, of course, of course
Restart your game. Why's always made me do this?
He's got 20 minutes left probably. Let me see how far along
Do you just keep it up here careful he looks fucking it's warded
He looks dying.
I'm pretty sure we beat anyone 1v1, the only one that's close is going to be Vias.
He's 10 and 2.
Fault out of there.
Quick chest game?
Yes.
I'm going to go grab a drink.
Do I make a coffee or do I get an inner strength?
Think I'm gonna make a coffee. Yeah, I'm gonna go make coffee real quick, and then I will be back
Over under 100 mgs. Oh hush. Yeah over
Yeah, but give me the over we're slamming that
that. Please play ARC. League is for
anime brother. We played six hours of ARC.
If you don't want to hang for the league
stream, it's all good, man. I'm not
sure about nothing. I see. I see. I see
you back next stream. Come on.
Lock in.
Take this, farm.
Our team is still fighting in the top lane.
I don't think they understand that I'm the only reason we're winning.
Go over here, play this, get scuttled.
Currently 12-2, not terrible.
Nick arc made you true actually true like how dare I
Okay, I'm good. All right. Hey, baby Nick is ready. Got it
It's got all still all his camps
Be ready we have flash. Scuttle comes up in two
Little do I have a team there? I can't believe I lost five man running at me with first scuttle part of play for that
Addie what it is.
If our team just fights with me, like we can't lose. But they refuse.
Oh, you're gonna overstay aren't you Joe?
I am going to clean it up.
All right can we shove lanes top lanes looking good I just need someone up there to shove
it please.
We got dragon 44 we take all this bot lane is getting shoved now to we'll help with that
Take all this guy's camps get ready for drag
Beautiful
That was a good flash, can go after this drag please.
Very good.
Wait for smolder.
Good.
In the game, I'm going to go take drag, lock down soul, in the game, in the game, in the
game, in the game.
I'm locking down soul because with this team, I'll find a way to lose.
I'm gonna go take Baron as well.
I don't think we end.
Should be full built after this
We are by far the largest on the map we can literally just walk made it in the game
let's go this is fine all right let's go no more farming let's go win any fights
a good fight as long as I'm there
I would love to move, I would love, I would love to FUCKING MOVE!!!
In the game.
Nice job boys.
Fucking stun central, in the game.
In the game you have a wave, let him do whatever he's going to do.
Holy fuck.
I just can't play the game.
I'm just getting dry fucked the entire fight. I've never been scuffed so many times in my life
My they literally with my whole team just murdered their whole team because they were all so obsessed with stunning me
Which I mean I get it. I would have killed everyone on their team, but fuck me
Again over oh
Oh
Yeah, I feel so bad for my golden retriever man
He's like
So the poor the poor guy wants to fucking go in the pool so bad man, they're all in the pool right now
He wants to go so so bad
But he can't man because he does so bad with the chlorine. I understand
He goes in there the chlorine just fucks with his ears and his eyes
Every time it's sad
I'm trying to go for the back line. I'm not trying to kill the fucking naughty much already screamy Nick prepare yourself
I'm not a list. Oh God
Okay, I'll smolder maybe
By him a little pool
Good for me like his paws his ears his eyes
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Always helps you already know if you don't want this all good. Chloe's really horrible for your new system and your your
Especially spray your kids with vitamin C spray yet. No, I do agree. Chloe's bad. Yeah our pool is
I
Don't even think it's half chlorine. I think if we try to put it as low as we can but if you don't
The pool guy was basically saying you don't have a little bit chlorine there and stuff
so
Because it's outdoor it's outdoors outside. It's not like in a in a lani or anything
It's you know, we have this it's majority's all water, but you know
I
Think they're five people you pick a twitch to win the hundred bucks and then see me the fuck we use to pick YouTube
Spend their names in chat
Let's go man. They win
They won let's go
Fucking dumbasses man
Absolute dumbasses they started a fight. I wasn't even there and we still won
did the board is seven and one bro what a day on League of Legends man hold these
shit I can't lie pretty safe Nick started game no how do I join him yeah how
Why don't I join him on League? I don't really know how to do it.
He did it.
Oh, nice.
Oh, I got to join his this way.
Check. You guys see my screen?
He's mocking me right now.
Hello!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Yo, any 8-1 on here? Whatever the hell you are? Holy shit.
Uh, yeah, my last game, 19-5 on you, you know?
Damn, man.
Ah.
You're here. You're here. You're here. I'm here. I'm here. You're here. I'm here
Who are you? Oh, you're fucking
S&D for the bread against scump you're putting them down in the 1v1 5 5 round 11
For the bread the butter the cheese the broccoli the bees knees. I saw you
Jumping that chat and I look over I see Nick Merck's course and it's something like a light switch. Yeah, no, I seen it
I've seen it. It's like I got a big pop. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Yo, five five for the bread against coffee. Crazy. I can't.
Anything is here now, man. So that's a good little cap right there.
It's good. Look, good. Look, yes, sir.
Bro, what about them getting blown up by that grenade?
Oh, who did that, bro?
Who is that?
Who did that one of the is one of the streamers, man?
I'm telling you I'd like it would be on site
That's me
And this isn't nothing against her I'm living oh it's a her oh shit
Let me let me slow down
I
Tell me tell me you saw the t1 clip crash out no
Chat somebody I know y'all have to clip go take it over to Nick right now, bro. You got to watch it. It's so funny
I the only thing I saw from that night was your what was that whole SND match?
I watched the whole thing from your POV
You kind of went fucking crazy
but we
so
Long story short
We're you know T1 they I don't think they won a round all night yesterday and
They're played against us in nature
Decides he's gonna knife the fuck out of them in one of the rounds
So he slides in dodged the bullet knife something one of his teammates laughs
Hey, dude when you guys play lead he is gonna
Is this another game game
I
Do their cop so fucking good man, I can't lie to you
Our cop is pretty nice too man if we Kate that we have crazy poke
We're good. We got a mouth. They have no engage as long as we don't get destroyed since she's gonna run in there get stunned and
Shaco, bro
Shaco scares me, bro. I
Hate a good Shaco
Let's go yo we gotta win this one bro because if we lose it's on me I just even if it isn't it is
It's just the way it goes. It's the worst. It's the claws. It's in the contract
Yeah, I hear I'm coming in your fucking 8-1. You know, I'm zero zero
Oh, we got this shit. I think this might be a blue cane game. I don't even think this is red
I don't know. I think it's blue, right? No, no, no, no, no, you never came blue apparently
Okay, all right really it's really bad. Yeah, you know who I was playing with early
I don't know if Chad told you courage. I'm gonna be honest. He kind of locked me in
He did he's he's nice. You know, he's an emerald jungler
What in League of Legends? Yeah, I didn't know that he was yapping to me every game since he's joined
I've won and it's been like a commanding win
basically I clear camps fuck my whole team get big enough by minute 20 that I
carry the game it's been working okay obviously I'm a I'm a treat I mean no
no no if he's an emerald bro I mean that's higher than I ever got that's
over diamond right is it not I don't know yeah for sure oh dude this guy's
I'm dead.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Holy shit.
That's what he says.
The anime-ass character.
Oh, the ancient trod of Yon.
On me?
How's your level 2?
this little prick bro fuck I can't come yet it's not my tower I'm alive I'm alive
I'm alive I need this guy to come and help me though I'll play that right now he's on
it coming coming coming coming coming coming he has a box right there he's a
box right there if you do you were one of our live there's one box he's walking
away he's walking here I know about good he owns coming yeah not good bucket
he's gonna terrorize me all game oh yeah that's a shake-o baby yeah this guy's
level fucking three now like you do
there he is
i don't understand how he got i don't understand how he got level two and
got there i don't know
and then i i never really played jungler so i don't know how
i think he just tp'd wall maybe
he's gonna come back over here for sure just be ready if you can't come as
I can always I can always be around just the young is gonna win
Anyone
Yeah, I gotta get sweeper ASAP, you know
You should get it as well
he's gonna come and thank you you ain't gonna see him anyway because he has that
envy ship
look at this guy all the anime giving this I'm gonna go for the next cuddle
should be Chico should be about right here
I'm sorry after oh I have start poking a little bit now
it's a little bit pokey I didn't get this week
I am walking okay
I'm here to finish this you're gonna die?
I see you're waiting.
Go go go go go.
I can't just wait.
Oh bro you're so much smarter than me it's the same.
I forgot that that's what that does.
Come on let's go.
You little fucking nerd.
come on baby I mean that like a serendipity this way I appreciate the
love of course I can't
daily mom come on canes on the board back over here I have to go back I feel
back yeah I'm dead there I'm dead no unless I live holy shit I live like I
shake out all right top lanes fucking with me jungler is fucking with me
she gets to get there twice what's the level 20 about I've been seeing that too
It's a new thing to use 18 done
Level 20, I don't know. I don't know I just know oh level 20 top lane top lane can get up to level 20
And then they're like two levels above everybody at the end or some bullshit like that. Well, we made that fucking rule
I still didn't buy sweeper chat beat the fuck out of me beat the brakes off me
I don't know why I can't remember that they're doing drag let them let them let them let
them they win early we win late I'm behind right now so I don't want to
all this guy's fun you see that that's one QWE
guys dead
is working us right now
later bitch
no he survives
Off a life steal
You can't make that up dude, that's crazy
They have a night I miss the canyon bro
I'm gonna kill you.
Tell me to chill.
Fucking chill.
You sound like me yesterday, except less depressed.
Rawr!
Rawr!
I can't believe this.
Rawr!
It's singed, it's just running it down, I'm coming.
I SAID!
Another kill top, Malphite's going to be a fucking problem, it's singed, there's no
idea what he's doing and it's not the guy you feed on our team.
Love here and all that. Oh, yeah, and she's gonna be monstrous. I think there's a thingy here
little guy I
Didn't get sweep her running back in the spawn. Okay
All right, man
damn he does work, he does work, he does work
they're gonna do that thing
be sure he stole everything
I don't care, fuck it
I'm too far away to do anything, they have support there
Just over.
Make sure I'm on my next ride.
Hey, Leemaw.
You punished him a little bit.
Zanzi's going for your camps on topside.
Is he really?
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
Fuck, did I do this soon, Shvast? Wait, he's looking here?
I got my guy in mid still.
Take it out, boys.
Okay, must have heard me, so bad.
Feels terrible.
You guys should have went blue.
I don't know where my guy is, he'll be in a little thought, got you.
Back, he has his item, on my favorite sentence, it's a rough one to hear, I don't know.
I
Perfectly expert mouth fine
I gotta kill him now after
Come on, let's go!
This fucking top laner can suck my whole team!
Oh, boy.
Damn.
That's how he killed me.
Not ideal.
Yeah, I hear that.
I hear that.
I've been in hell myself this game.
They're keeping me as honest as one deep's honest.
Yeah.
My guy's coming down here.
There's three levels under him.
Heads up.
I don't get to go over the wall either
Everybody do drag. Yeah
I'm gonna be here to steal as well. I don't have all the
I
Do the case
We should
Doctor that's a pig
They're out they're out they're out that bad queen. Let's go far and we go
Yone's back mid, but he's gonna push the star fuck you might get buggy me get sour
Yeah
It pushes you on the tower on here and I can't help
Can you can you get mid can you get mid for a second? Yeah, I can hold mid hold mid
They're just gonna bully us right now. We just gotta make sure we don't feed too much which we aren't and we win late
He's gonna push tower
And they're soon oh shit the guitar coming
Let them fight you under tower
They stall good went through
You want to go
I got started fucking flying around the map over here. That's what he's gonna do coming. Yeah
I'm gonna be there
I kill him. I don't kill him. I'm on him. All you right here.
Very nice.
Little triple, tri-tripley?
Why not? Call him. Got a flash tire.
Little trips right, 22 blasts on one on one. Ready, break?
Let's go son. Let's go. Oh, he likes me. Oh, he likes me. He's got more farming great
Overstate Merchant full effect right now. All right, he's on that which I'm going to
I'm walking to that. I am very very low
I'm sitting on the 2800
I think you should get the game
Probably gonna be there coming though
Yeah, they're all there
Corgi's
Come to you. We'll fight over this
I'm no help right now
That's a fake one I don't want to give this
Well, I'm not fight we doing what's not by doing we'll never know you're just sitting there, bro
doing absolutely nothing okay I'll be in a shit that I need to back and buy it too
and I'm like fucking 20 CS off no I'm gonna wait I have to wait I can't
count back to back to back to back nice I'm out and you got it too good shit
You really tell you if I'm if I'm going back he's like tell you up you
All right, it's a huge buy for me. My buy was so fucked up. I had boots
I had no first item other than boots. I had a hat two half items. I said a huge power bump
It's up right now man
I'm taking it from him.
Ah, okay, man.
Alright, we win this.
Looks like Yank's the fucking oblivion.
I miss that that shark man
And we got drag good everybody back up
Was that was the mouth right there that's so weird to me that he doesn't like like when I go in he doesn't all
Maybe he's he didn't all anybody right, huh?
Got it. I don't think so. We're just not all team
Back it up carry back up. There's a fine me and all
Yes, we towers too bad we do
What am I building right now this building this a little early
All right, so progress report Caitlyn fucking terrible okay, okay mouth fight backline mouth fight they'll cause
You me all active
So don't play around 80 carry
She doesn't exist.
Burt.
Rosh with that.
Exhibit A.
Yeah, on the other side, the Ones huge.
Yeah, he's pretty good.
Yeah, a lot of you.
I already did all this shit.
He's doing my jungle, I'm coming.
I think, uh, it means, uh, watch out.
Jungler has to be there as well.
Dude!
What was that crit?
Look at my health.
Oh my god.
I have to back.
I have to back.
I have to 2HP.
He's looking for me too.
You're good.
I told me you.
Yeah, I got him.
I got him.
I have no team I have no team the mouth fight is 1v1ing the jungle
where's the care going man where's the care going
Okay, coming to that coming out, you know what I'm talking about?
He's all dead.
He's all dead.
God.
You got no money.
Hey, as long as he's with the team, that's all I'm asking for.
He's been 1v1ing random people in lanes all game, so I'm just happy to see him with the
boys.
Yeah.
Coming, coming, coming, coming at this.
He's flashed.
I'm not there.
I don't have ult and I'm dead again.
I can't move.
I'm just going to stick with you guys.
Their whole team is just going to wherever I am.
I'm in my jungle they come.
I'm in
May they come
I feel that I'm in fucking annoying
I can't even
What do I do?
I
Let me eat dude, okay status report
We have a five it's bad fight who refuses to fight that's the status report
This is bad having lame when you spawn you gotta defend. Yeah
Fuck man
I don't know about that now fight. I don't know about that mr. Malphite. Oh shit. Oh
my god, that's great. What a chase. Oh no. Oh god you put you into three fucking things
by the way you put that's at the craziest flip
okay ad carry didn't come to drag either okay so we have an ad carry not going to drag
we have a malphite who doesn't use this hole this is great honestly this is we're in a great spot
Yeah, all right, you can reach me if that's useful.
Yeah, totally, yeah, yeah, carry bad.
I've just been getting fucked with.
This isn't my game to carry, sadly.
There's a whole team stealing my jungle as well.
I'm just gonna ASK upon, that's all I can do.
I'm very behind, very behind.
The third drag.
They've taken everything. Here is one.
I hear you.
I'm trying to kill this guy, but we just can't.
Nice.
We're pushing mid a little bit here.
Yeah.
nice I love it that's a cool champ huh I mean he did our mouth like this all
did the support man you know he's the guy with the lead but for what fuck me
man well we got corgi but did we get him I don't even know if we got him I
think we did we should have got him on a great old you know it's huge oh my
so we nice man thank god support takes the shut down I got the court the court
court court court court on you know much I can do about I'm just saying like you're
waiting on you know I'm fucking support's gotta go in right now I'm
I respect it. He's really weak core used to HP
We're keeping it on bot lane right now. It's fine. It's fine. Well you check us some kills here
Well, it's a fiesta it's a fiesta one nice
I love that bro, I love that too. I love everything about this
Do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it
These men go go go go go go go
Joe use your all these old maybe he did
I'm backing back
hahahahahahahahaha
oh, evil happens now it's over
hahahahahahahaha dude i just
i can't catch a break
they are going out of spawn
they are leaving spawn
sprinting at me every single death
these little cocksuckers man
you see the alt ever greets her
and you let spawn and just
sprinted at me man
fuck
Yes!
They getting your red. I can't, I can't, I'm gonna be one of this guy.
It's the only ones I can't kill on their team.
He's big. It's kinda nasty.
Now if I please come down, bro.
Okay, we got drag. Shoot, no? Now? No.
I'll mid it in 22.
It's a very important drag.
Okay, now if I do a lot of my things, I may have to apologize for a bit.
I need help.
I need help, I need help, I need help, I need help, I need help.
Ah!
Hey!
No heals.
No heals.
Now if I stop, buy himself.
Yeah.
This is great.
This is great
Our team is in spawn running behind. I'm not fighting anymore. I'm not fighting. I'm not fighting. I can't fight
No, it's time to fight. This is no ties. No, it's no more time to like you can farm but it's time. It's time
You know time for me. I can't go far
You gotta go go lanes and go lanes and then steal farm whatever you gotta do, but we
We
Kept
No jokes I
Am so far behind I just I have to farm a little bit
I literally went to my jungle and by the time I got there you guys were all fighting listen to me listen to me
You're you're there. You're there you get even 20 CS behind
Okay, you have nine assists at three kills. You're right on you're not behind
You're just not ahead. I'm coming. I'm gonna be there
Take a box is and I it's
You can't hit shake a box is without them fucking killing you
So I can't I can't clear shake your boxes as it came good enough
Fucking hey, man, I got three drags. Okay. Yeah, this is this is bad
Oh, here's this fucking speed.
Yeah, they're gonna do Baron.
They're definitely gonna do Baron.
We're gonna do a baron now
Oh, it's over
Yeah, it's over don't tell oh, it's over that stuff. Yeah, I wish I could farm I can't
Oh, man, yeah that first one. I
Don't really know what our win condition is courage taught me that word don't think I know what it means
well
It basically means like how do we win? Like who is it through?
I don't know if it's through anybody really
Yeah
I mean, it was supposed to be our top laner. He takes him one with 200 cs. I mean, he's doing very very well, but
I sucked him off all game
Now he's like now he's
You know, he's top lane by himself. He's he's you know, you're you're having to clear everything
And look at their pop lane their pop lane is in that shit at the very beginning of every fight, man
Right every fight you walk you walk right there
I'm right here we try to catch with like an all or something can
Or like a mouth I don't know when that be cool. Yeah, I mean what I've received one one initiate
I
Ready kills guy
What just happened to two of my teammates it is kill you just kill bot lane in one swipe
and here's a box here no way I'm dead
you just I'm no longer ever helping that top lane again in that situation so
I'll explain you what happened the top laner on the other team was doing
whatever the fuck it's called was that shit called yeah we yeah you can go
behind them yeah I don't know we killed him while doing that like five kills
four of them were from him trying to proxy and that fucked my momentum
completely and then of course the mouth I doesn't do absolutely anything so what
I've learned, okay, team admissions.
What I learned is that everyone who isn't Nick Merks
is a retard and I can't help them.
What did you learn next?
I've been a yone for the rest of the day.
And I've been, whatever that fucking thing was.
Sins.
I've been a sins.
Oh, not sins.
Shaco.
Yeah, Shaco's gone.
Oh, dude, I mean dude. Yeah, you hate to see it on the first fuck man
Two and nine eighty carry
You know what I don't understand is how how are how is these two losing to these two in Lane?
I mean, Kate and this motherfucker have so much poke and all you just you just sit back there. It's terrible
It's terrible right now, especially for these bad players. I
Think the two picks that we don't want to see right now, and I mean I'm not kidding you Nick
It's a guaranteed loss for us is Lux on our team and Kate
You see either of those picks it's gonna be a hard one yet to have a good one. I
I
Hear what you're saying I hear it
And like it that's how it goes to because like if you have bad experiences with champions
You just they just ask by promise you bro
Like a good a good Kate is fucking insane man because she's you know gonna be in the fight
She's so far back. She was do I you fucking do it all
fuck it man
yeah they're nasty bro they're nasty
a good one of either of those is just like well it was hard
dude I joined we're 0-1 it's my fault
we're good no we're fine we're fine we're fine
we're so fine man
well at the end of the day he did a lot more for his team than I did for my team
so I gotta play better
I
That's a goal. You don't a hunch at that that that fucking guy right there
What the fuck does an emerald one kind of look like I mean
Just see that guy
Me all the aura man. He was like
This weird emo and mid lane of shit
He fucking swiped two of my teammates heads off in one swing. What the fuck?
Did someone look that guy up and see if he was a smurf dude?
dude dude that's kind of me man we're fucking gold man big a I didn't even
really lose to him in lane like that I mean it wasn't like a massive win but
I didn't get fucking smoked you know Lee sin I'm just gonna spam do it bro
don't tell me I have a support that's not going to trade me, is she?
alright
ooh I can play nefiri, nefiri's a counter
because I can W, I'm guessing his, pull it
this is looking like a nefiri game, like a really good one
I think that's what I'm going to do, he banned it
he didn't
okay big A, don't, don't say that shit to me
don't tell me Lisa he just lost no no no jungle way behind bot lane slammed right
this is in a fairy game fucking rat it is they're all squishy too yeah for sure
for sure for sure okay who the fuck is Aurora all right so Aurora's all is
is going to create a big circle around you where she's going to be able to walk into it and spit out the complete opposite side.
So if she walks in to the north, she's going to spit out to the south.
Also, she can become, I think it's invisible, and she like jumps backwards and electrocutes the fuck out of you.
It is a very hard champ to play.
She's a major assassin. She's going to poke the shit out of you, get you low and hit you with one big ability and you're dead.
But, after she jumps backwards, you can beat the hell out of her.
I think this is like a win early champ.
Am I against a fucking Draven myth?
Hello, hello man.
Hey, hello dog.
Hey, how's it going?
Hey, Puch said what up?
Puch said, I'm that big, big guy who told you about 7 feet tall, big, beard, ugly.
Yeah, big teeth smelly-smelly mouth smelly breath
Sub dude
You take those
I
Crazy bro if you saw you bro, he would look up at you like bro. What the fuck even is that?
Literally what he would do I guarantee it. You're huge. You're a behemoth, bro. Oh
Bro, just like every time like we go somewhere with like your family right into there
They're always scared of me. Yeah, they're looking at you like what the fuck
But that was only a game of thrones man
hahahaha
you know most people they see tall people but they don't see
big people you know
monsters
becompass
if I get big in this game it's it's over I carry harder on the theory than you
he said he's gonna be my big sushi
hit that E bro fuck
Draven mid man can I play against an actual fucking champion
Honestly, Draven mid is better than fighting against Aurora mid, so you gotta luck out.
Aurora sucks to fight against.
Where's she top?
I don't know, I was timing on that wasn't safe.
And he stole everything from me.
Why is it whenever I play with you everything starts going bad?
I'm coming mid. Give me two seconds.
Dude.
I am going to be here right now.
Got him.
Wait right for you.
Please kill him.
You got no mana.
Nice.
He's dead.
Ooh.
Oh, I should have never flashed that to be honest.
Oh, I also shouldn't be taking this yet.
Oh, the Hanson Scroll of Unfucked.
Well known scrolls of legal issues.
Oh, very good, very good.
Oh, defense.
Oh, this game will go ahead just like I think this game will go.
I'm looking mid again, keep walking them.
OOF
OOF
I'll go take this over here, I'm a ganked out
To be honest with you, I missed about 9 of my Q so far
I don't know if that's what you're saying, OOF over, but it seems to be true
You know, when you said this is a nefiri game, I remembered you're nefiri games
And it weren't bad, it's just I don't think we're winning on nefiri
We had to go back and look at the record it ain't gonna be great, but you know what? It's okay
One way to get better
It's funny that motherfuckers
All W
Those supports on the next level
Oh
Careful now Terry
That real quick
Top lane is completely gone
Cop lane I believe has left the game
Okay
As expect player in your team AFK so you may forfeit by typing slash runner nice
that rat for me. It's poor little
beating game, FK and team
sabotage. Hope you get banned
forever. Puzzle Puzzle.
I like say it. I like a move
with you.
That's my ADD very broken
a lot of what you say.
I gotta say
whoa. We wish your captain
Yes, you
Yeah. Damn.
Damn.
Quick quick. Damn. Oh
Yeah, my bad
Oh, I wonder who I'm gonna ban this game. Yeah
Yeah, me too, who should we get rid of this game
Very good, very good, one partition.
Yeah man, I did have the doctor's appointment this morning, Nick.
I sold you over the phone.
I ain't never heard in my life.
A doctor.
Yeah.
After taking someone's blood pressure going.
Yeah.
Damn!
you
you
you
you
you
Hello. I'll just dive in Mudder Tower and kill him instantly.
I gotta get to that point, so let me get to level 6 and we can kill anytime you fuck
him up.
Okay.
Love that.
Whoever said it was impossible for me to get bigger, fuck you.
Give me a lot of respect.
Kind of like that.
Who's about to be hit?
LOKIN!
They have a Graves jungle, he's gonna be on my stick, I'm already killed, I'll probably do a...
Yeah, probably.
Like that.
Uh.
Come on up, bitch.
Come on up.
Ooh.
No fear.
Makey.
I
Try hitting with that whole move again that like whatever the fuck it is throw your shadow and your cue your butthole at me
I
Didn't do right there
Okay
Don't run. Don't run him. I can't have no choice. I'm dead
What I got scuttle and I got a kill don't die for everybody back up huge for me
That fucking movie's no
Graves should be close to you to be very careful you should have backed but if that's his do
we might not have.
Yeah.
On me.
I'm coming.
Come down come down.
Coming coming coming coming coming coming coming coming.
I'll be there before him.
I miss.
Not good.
Oh good backing up.
Oh, why are you worrying?
You said not good, I'm sorry.
Very good.
I'll take that blue belt there.
Oh boy.
I did it. I did it.
Oh.
Call it.
Put up your whole fucking life, I'll call it.
Yeah, I might have misclicked there, and that's on me. Sorry about that.
No.
Important to know that that will happen.
I should have stolen his jungle. You guys are 100% right, fuck.
you guys are 100% right fuck no that's a little crazy to start so quick and we
got nick a kill beautiful baby well you saw it no baby it looked good
Come on down to the Butter Barn, come on, I know you want it.
Jungle should be in bot lane.
it back now get kicked oh now hold on here sir
Oh
He's weak I'm weak help I hit level six now come to you. I gotta hit level six first. I
Hit level six you guys. Oh
I'm dead we're gonna actually came from
I hate everybody
He just keepies out feels bad dude. What is my late doing bro Morgana's fucking everywhere man
Yeah, when he's that low man like I'm you guys should chat, but I'm almost thinking like you just drop what you're doing and come
To HP because you know he's gonna stay he wants me dead. I blew buff
He's pushed up all around my turret, I don't know if he can get out, I think you can just
like, no matter what kill him.
I don't know though.
Any other champ, I would agree, but that dude literally just presses one button and teleports
away from me.
If I don't have flash, he gets out every time.
Yeah.
Now I could be wrong.
I
Bitch I like that fucking trade
How's that not a little more men
This guy's super weak. I have all how much often when you're fucked if I alter Jack
He can do this little ghosting to get away from it, right?
Pretty sure if I hit him with it
Don't want to be close, be careful.
Clearing one more and then I'm there.
Ah, it's not going to be there.
Good news that Morgana leaving is not good for the other team
Man, they're on it everywhere. She's gonna be there.
They're mild on them. There's Grace.
You know.
There's Morgana.
All right, well I can't really fight him with three mids on the way.
Yep, there's Keeps farming.
Just keeps when they warded my whole jungle. They put a ward here too. There's Morgana. I can't help you with that
If I could have dodged that I would have killed her
morgana one i don't know where they are careful if i do a drag or something
alive holy shit all right um morgana no ult i don't think and mouth i know
Oh
Brother, where am I going through right now?
Fuck you, man. Fuck you
That's that's that's that's fucking come at it. Oh arrow arrow arrow. She hit it. She hit it. She hit it. Oh my god
That was a good way to arrow, bro. I have dude. I'm gonna get over on my tire
I don't know if you've helped but I
Have no help I'm a hill off this camp. I
Listen scary
I'm...
Jesus Christ, man.
Yeah, definitely does a lot of damage like he's does is all two he's all of you
I mean, I'm I'm chilling it if the support is in my lane like two or three times. He kills me when I blue
I died here. Uh, that year's done. Yeah, I apologize
He just nukes me man
Oh god, it's literally level five because she's not in lane ever
And our support has not moved. Hopefully bot lane gets big
As they're gonna go for overjack
I am coming nice man come on master yee come on master yee
Oh my god get the fucking balls to man your level five
Do she realize she's gonna die here in a second
Holy shit, man, she's killing me
Just want to play the game I can't because she's supposed to be bot and she's mid 24-7
We're good
More caring though, she's level six man. She's so behind
Here look at this. She's here. I changed my mind by the way. She's duo with the mid laner
She's still here. I know
Coming okay, they're all here careful. They're all here. I have my health bars gone
She's one
Who is that? Who else is here? Was that?
Yeah, that was jungle.
Oh, it was Graves.
Oh, no.
Oh, you thought I left you to 2v1?
No, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
I just I didn't know what happened.
Do I go death stance here?
I don't know, dude.
I really don't know.
But bot lane has to do.
Ash is huge, man.
We just need to not feed, I guess.
I don't know.
Dude, I'm going to die.
Yeah, here she is.
She's warning me.
You gotta go mid.
I don't really know what I can do.
Just queue the wave.
Just queue the wave.
That's it.
There you go.
You lead now.
You lead.
You lead.
Now they're gonna sit in my jungle and I'm half health and I can't do anything.
You have an E that heals you, right?
I know but then we give up the fucking first tower. It's like a lot of gold
They they have to help but they're not helping I don't know if they know that though
Coming coming coming coming. I'm coming
Help you're fucking
help ash throw an arrow, man
there we go
it's bad
I don't know what's going on
I know, I know it's bad
I know, sadly our bot lane just doesn't understand what they're, they're packed with.
They don't understand what they have to do in this situation and it's fucking us.
Okay, let's go over it.
Teemo's up.
It's close, but he's not.
bottom 80 carries up you're really the only lane that is behind per se we have
I am walking.
Should be dead.
I can't do that.
I
Fucked up. I fucked up incredible. What am I doing? Why do I think I'm fucking fed? Why am I diving tower?
like an absolute dumbass when I have camps and scuttle and
45 different options will drag up. I'm throwing I apologize. I'm walking
I
I'm walking I'm walking it. Let's go. I apologize. Okay. Yeah, I'm down again. I like when a bull
One of all one of all
I
Can I get up there?
Bagging it up, Terry.
Cheers.
Seraphine is watching me get bullied and has not moved a fucking inch.
Oh.
I'm coming.
I don't know what they're doing there though.
Well, smolder I can kill, there's support I can kill.
I think we just started.
Yeah, we're coming.
I have no out.
Did I kill this one again?
Yeah.
I'm about to play it safe and careful.
Yeah, I had to play it safe.
back it up Terry well team was pushing we got drag and we killed one I don't know
if that was worth I'll keep you updated
I'm AFK farming for a bit, so let me know if it's like desperate need, I'm gonna try
I
Okay, top is not worth there's to their top jungle with a with a alpha I shoulders made
I need you to work with me over here or this cattle I
Can try it ain't gonna be good we gotta kill me we gotta kill this smolder man
I
Missed her still up so it makes it a lot as she's going as she's trying to go
Coming
She's dead I'm too weak
She's back just back back
We just don't really have any engage, and this Ash isn't poking very well.
Alright, got my item.
Zed's pushing bot.
Careful, careful, careful.
Yeah, I'll let him run you.
I kill, I kill
Nice
Don't take it, don't kill your doubles
No, no, no, don't kill your doubles, come back, it's good
Be good
Oh, died, not great
We gotta get this mid-time
He's head behind you, is it?
I should have stole.
I might be able to double up here actually.
Actually, I'm gonna be back.
We have item.
They're good here in my fight careful. He has ult down with this
This head has like AFK farm Zed is huge huge. Oh, yeah, yeah, I can't believe I'm
Oh man, that's gonna be a problem.
We'll meet him at Krugs.
He's not coming.
I
Was on you to be fine
You're not big any of these five children have a choice. Oh, you're over here
I
Don't know what the half-bites doing got trolling we have drag up we have drag up we go for drag right now
Supports going back
Award this fucking look out look out here comes in
Yeah, he is yeah, he is they all are
Yeah, it's over for me he flashed nope
I
Don't really understand how our entire team in mid and not one person goes to drag after we kill Malphite
How's everyone low? I would I went
Where they're with you says angle me out support left
I was there, I'm not gonna get done said
I don't know what the fuck she's on about winnable very winnable
Yeah, it'll be tough.
The only person who kills me on the map right now is the Zed.
It's a pretty commanding loss, if I'm gonna be honest.
Free top.
Can you go on top right now?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Going.
I'll be a little behind though.
We can't sit this isn't
I don't agree with this. No. No. Oh, man, no.
Who takes it?
We go now, we go now, we go now, we go now, Zedad, Zedad, Zedad, Zedad, we go now.
Okay.
I gotta buy this.
It's gonna come.
It's just you, I'm sprinting here.
Ash's mid tower right by the way
All right, no more I refuse to go anywhere
I'm not doing anymore OBJ's dragons. That's it. I won't go anymore
I'm not worth a burp.
Me only one in every OBJ.
Well the dragon, okay but the dragon, like you shouldn't have went there, that was, I
told you three times that you were all by yourself.
Yeah but like, make it make sense, it's not your fault, like we kill the Malphite, it's
a 5v4 and not one person, you get zoned short, 80 carry, top plant and the 4-0 gun.
I know you're funny, sorry
No, I agree with you. I'm just saying if you if you know you're alone
I'm telling you alone that you just shouldn't do that. Otherwise you're gonna die and then you're gonna be like, okay
Where's everybody?
Hey, thank you for the take, if the same names
Day in and day out. I appreciate you. Holy shit. We're we're fucked
Man, I feel like I'm playing a pretty good game all things considered
But I don't know I guess you just got to carry harder like you this is ed's carrying heart
He's 10 and 2 with 200 CS. I'm 10 and 4 with 160. He's carrying harder than I have.
Maybe that's just what it comes down to, like, just gonna fucking carry.
Like, she's sending a fucking ash arrow. I hate this chair.
I hate her.
Drag up in 30.
I'm- I'm- Southside, I'm here.
Come to you walking back. We giving soul as well
I don't think I don't think you and I can't do it
All right goodbye soul
It's one of those games, man.
they get said you guys don't get away
on my baby come on baby
Yup
I don't know if you're... okay
There's the grits, there's the grits
Careful not to... to target that guy
Yeah, this guy, this guy, this guy, this guy, he's gonna end the game
What is Ash doing?
Ash!
What the fuck are you doing?
God, bro
Wake up!
How's she 2-1-9?
Like what's going on here bro? What is this like report?
I think we can win this game we can
This is what I need from you
I need you if no one else is starting the fight to start it if you die
I it's completely fine. I have to kill one person. I can kill their whole team
You get old about my mouth. I mean look that was a good that look that was a good example of me getting in there
But I kid just can't I can't always do that. It's like it. He has to be audible, you know
Yeah, I know the smolder right there like usually the ad carries that not all the way in the front
Yeah, I can't all said he can just fucking queue on to it or something some shoot Chosin
Hey, we won't want for one you get that you get that guy
He gets the absolute perfect RNG bot.
That clear bot.
Not the hot hot hot hot.
Yeah, I know.
Zero crates.
Those bad
That helped us this bitch
Kind of
We're fine now, we're fine. I've old up in 12
He push up bot
Our top lane turrets about to get say again. I gotta clear this
It's easier I think for you to kill those fucking big ones than me.
Alright, we have Ash, we have Ash, we got it.
Alright, I have my Zanyu's back.
Two minutes for Elder.
No, no, no, don't die, please.
Oh, bitch.
Why is she even up there?
I'm pushing out.
Okay.
Fucking.
I'm backing out.
We's out.
Yeah.
Got nothing.
Got no health.
Got no nothing.
I'm here.
Got nothing.
I can go and try and see what happens.
I got us.
Yeah, I'm going to get.
I'm just going to get stunned and murdered instantly and then we lose.
Yeah, don't I don't think you I think you died to it. It's just woman. Yeah, try to try to get a kill if you can kill her
Oh, I'm huge. I'm gonna walk up and try to grab this blue
She's here bro
that's there I'm gonna try and steal real quick you can't you can't die in that
jungle go baby
Go on deep come on come on get that motherfucker. Good shit. I'll come back. I'll die huge huge kill
Fuck I've heard my own
Not bad for quick
He's walking all the way back, Zed doesn't kill me.
Alright.
Smolder off it.
I can't even buy that, what am I doing?
I'm walking, where's he at?
Oh, there's Zed, but Zed's gonna initiate.
Okay, I have a top lane crash and I'm gonna have to go clear it.
Not good there. They're junglers down. We should go to elder go go go go go go go go
Hope was it
Okay, go go go elder you stop that you fire. I'll try I don't know if I can't bro I
Did I something I can't I
Don't do anything to him
I think this will
No
Geet yeah
GG's.
GG's!
We tried bro, nothing to be upset about.
5-9 top lane.
Disa. Disa.
I almost won that 1v1.
If I could have got that smite off and he didn't blind me I would have won it.
But, good news is, is he the only one?
Oh no, the whole team got it.
Gee, fuck man.
fucking a is right man. I'm seeing low-key so when I'm on the chat I I don't
think they're crazy it's 33 to 34 we wait out elder well someone over steps
I'm up in five we just gotta kill this head if we can we can somehow kill this
head we can we can we can fucking do anything. I just need to wait. I don't have my
I need like 50 seconds before we fight then and then I can yeah, I killed rave. Yeah, I killed rave
Yeah, kill
Yes, yes, I'll do yes, I'll do careful
Well, I see you can't drop anywhere. Oh, baby
Look at that. He's dead. One QW. Got one. Zed, Zed, Zed. Oh, she carried stuff.
I'm into that. I'm into that. It doesn't. Yeah. I'm not gonna do it.
We weren't killing them out before he ended anyways.
I try, man.
Look at how many minions, holy shit.
Talk.
Holy shit, man.
Can't wait to see what this, does that say minus one LP?
Did I see that right?
Last 10.
I mean look, look at the bot lane.
Look at this head, bro. Holy. I know
Jungle was nothing top lane was shit
It was literally just it was just the Zed
Our bot lane didn't do much either, but she didn't do nothing
She was not even about
It's not even about them not doing anything. They just didn't like
They didn't help it all well
We don't have anybody to
Slow this head down. There isn't a single thing that any of us can do to slow down my my all is only thing so down
They may I mean he did you have no stun me? I guess I'm gonna be as she can do an arrow
You're on all night right we're going this into CS go I don't know if I can go all night, but I'm playing for
You're on you're on till CS. Yeah, at least cool
Yeah, I can't I'm already like 50 hours deep this week man. I gotta I gotta be up early tomorrow
Have fun throwing out man. Yeah
Fuck man
Dangerous soul. Are we at my own three right now? Wow.
No, oh and two.
you
you
you
you
you
You pick a fucking squishy this game. We have an orange we have a tank, you know
Hey, you pick a fucking tank
Well, the reason I picked the tank is so that I don't get bullied by volley
I can't play Kane against volley volley beats the fuck out of me with you. He cues me. He outheals me, and I'm dead
I can't play
Yee because he just stuns me and I'm dead same thing with Garen he silences me and I'm dead or stuns me or whatever else he's gonna do
I can't play either of those
The only other champ I have I mean they ban two of my other champs. I just don't I don't really know what I was supposed to play
They picked him out there in the world. I just I think I think you would be nice here, buddy
I mean is she he's if you get him going man. You're you're a good yee
Gotta fucking yeah
Like you know you don't worry so much about
Like Ryze stuns me, Voli, Garen silences me, Moron silences me.
Wait, when you press R, when you press R, does it still do that?
I can still get fucked up, you know?
Oh, he was banned as well. Chet said he was banned.
Oh, okay, okay.
Yeah, I kind of blocked out there, but it was like nothing for me to play.
I don't know where my mid laner is.
There he is.
what's gonna be like in the tournament they're gonna ban everything so I can
play bye I don't even think vice good here
if I fucking bitch bro I hate that motherfucker that character and a me man
this will be fine
Yeah, I'm mooned out maybe would have been better
Did he didn't you didn't you accidentally picks high on and now you know him yeah, I love that
of
this is spanish all those abilities
always a bitch bro
yeah he's got no AP now
chill out
I think I just kind of out CS the fuck out of this guy especially when he's got no
I'm trying to go back right now, that he is.
That there's the tf.
Voli's probably, yep.
Oh, he's on me, what the fuck?
Back it up, Jerry. I'm not there. I'm back.
Nice.
Oh shit.
Maybe we got a hammer one time?
Probably won't bot.
Be ready to rotate over. Oh, what the fuck?
Eclers fast. Holy shit.
Wasted a bunch of time.
I
Guys all still the same where he like TP somewhere
Yes, it is okay. Yeah, he can TP the whole team anyone in the circle
Are you gonna get top? He's really low.
Yeah, I am.
Here you go.
At least he's top.
I want to do it. No boots is hard though
Yo, I'm way up on health on my guy, he's back in right now, yeah he's kinda fucked
I don't know if you can beat this guy.
Yeah he's just sitting behind tower, not worth dying to.
I can ult him right now.
I'll ult him.
I'm going to buy it, I'm going to buy it, oh no no, don't hold, don't hold, just have
You stepped up a little bit right there, you didn't fight
Coming, coming, coming, coming, coming, coming, coming, coming, coming, coming, coming, coming
Up on the valley, up
Nice. Do you die that? Yeah, we'll take it if I get it. Nice. Very good, very good.
More gold, I'd be so happy. Holy shit. I will take that all day of the week.
He's okay. He put a word right here
No
They look like they're doing drag now. Yeah, I gotta push this wave
Give it to him Sam, off Rio. No, I didn't go.
Aaron's here. They're not, they're not doing it, they're
not doing it. I'm coming, I'm coming. They're not doing it?
No, they can't be uh, all where they can be, actually.
I'm close.
Our bot's getting pressed.
No.
Garen's mid.
Oh, there it is.
help help they can't help you got a cannon on me okay
the jungle was made the jungle was made
He's rotating he's rotating he's rotating I'm here. I'm here. Yeah, for sure for sure all of it hit him hit him
All day what the fuck is he doing let's go. That's a Larry
Come on
I don't know where the bear is
Bear should be top lane I've seen
Come on Ornn, we need you.
It wasn't even close man, it's so bad, aye.
losing terribly again got a carry got a carry this is you love it that's just
what it is we don't carry you know they got two three good ones we got two three
good ones you and fucking me
I
Go maybe help out lane. Let me see how far
It's lost it's lost I'm just gotta help you
I'm going back
I have all in 12 I can meet you over there. I'm about to help you. It's gonna be a while
He's in your jungle. Your bot jungle.
There's nothing there.
Coming in.
Nice.
Have their slaves out.
We can kind of press this, we can press this.
Yeah.
I'll tank.
Oh wow, what the fuck was that?
Nah, man.
Yeah, you hit him right there fast.
The minion should have...
No way, bro.
Okay, I got to the mini-turtle.
I'm gonna kill for you.
I got I got two right there, but I'm huge now huge nice, bro
Oh, yeah, yeah, we're at the bass now
You know that kid you can't back when he's on the turn you cannot you have to it's only one minion left man
No, I know but he's gonna he's gonna kill those three and then keep on snacking it
You got to do a stronger job at protecting the turret minute if you can just do when we go back
You get free your free ways huge I know I just don't want to take CS from you. No, no, no
He's on the turret. It's not CS for me. It's it's we just what you do
Just you shit. It's free of us. What are the minutes?
They're pressed by if we could do it again, then you gotta go back
I get ready for drag
I'm going to help him again.
I can't help him, they're just so behind in the damage.
I'm saying look at me.
Yeah, coming.
This is free.
High vault.
Yeah, where is he?
He should walk back over here.
He's in the jungle somewhere.
I'm looking for him.
No, one right, one right.
More by me.
More by me. I'm trying to go back in this bush.
Ah.
I don't know.
He's gone.
There he is.
We're gonna help him, we're gonna help him.
Help him, help him, help him.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
this jungler, I need them to help me with uh, drag,
AD carry isn't doing, right here, right here.
Oh, don't make me stop!
Question mark?
Just a little question mark.
No!
F*** it.
your
Your
Problem is this is he's gonna steal my entire bot lane now. Yeah, he just stole blue
That's just so bad, man
Got blue back for you. Oh, nice
I was gonna see you.
He's Caitlyn! You useless fucking bitch! Do something!
Holy shits!
I'm a self man!
We can't help all that anymore. We just have to think about ourselves today. Oh my god.
Holy fuck. Bro, stop playing even worse. Shit.
Sorry for yelling. Oh no.
I'm fucking just eat man. We just gotta find out what to carry this shit, bro. We gotta find a way his away
I'm sure I find it. Yeah, I'm turbo farming man
Ball he's on here
Well, I'm going bot to try to kill this smolder I guess I don't know how that's gonna work, but
I'm dead man, I'm dead.
Oh you're dead bot.
Oh, I didn't know she was there and of course she just pops up and this Morgana is twisted
though.
She's literally fucking.
That's the same Morgana from last game I guarantee you.
Is it really?
I think so.
I think so
I think so
Well, what would you guys do you guys go three nice? It's okay. I'm out. Yeah, it's fun. I thought right there
We'd be chillin, but
And we defended ripped Harold
The problem is they fed I mean this smolder who was a hyper carry the one character on the game
Like you just can't beat has ten kills. Oh, no, no execute. I'm fine. She's execute
What are they doing over there?
What are they doing?
They're doing Baron?
They're trying to fight for hero lines.
That's fine, who cares, I'm getting the spot to hit.
Am I having a kill?
Oh my god, he's going to speed.
Going to speed, actually.
I got him.
Oh my god, the bleed on that.
Boy you're fighting very bad fight as well
Oh we damn man make your play it doesn't even matter like an absolute
truck bro it's just it's on one it's
the
father of the
She can't walk up on me, but
She stuns either one of us it's gonna be weird
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. I can all this
I can all this come on, come on, come on, come on, come on
just walk her back walk her back walk her back walk her back
of
and
I had that crystal if I would have been big on that one
install the map
to grab blue. They're going to go to the Baroni. There it is. Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
is madame abalone madame abalone but i call huge squishies here coming
let's do some good kills we get him oh i'm gonna meet again i meet again can't
I killed this morgue.
What is this?
How did she die to that?
Our base is dying?
I got our base now.
Just give the bush him back.
That's my...
Maybe.
I'm up at 15.
a crazy clear if you can get him off. I'm up in one, two, three, four, five, six, seven,
I'm afraid of all this, it's fun.
Jesus.
Achievable.
He's gonna try to hold, I'm just gonna stay by it to fucking R'em.
Yeah.
He's backing up now.
I mean, we got drag, third drag.
They're walking into my jungle. They might set up to go back to our side here soon. Oh good.
Coming back now. Darren's coming.
watch the rise that rise all bullshit we just goes back yeah yeah it's not looking
forward to okay we got a tower back can you bring a his hall his homies yeah I
think so I almost had this item
We got the volley. We got volley.
Where'd she go? Where'd she go?
Okay.
Come here, man.
Yup.
Yup.
Yup.
Yup.
Yup.
It's fine. Help again, help again.
I'll clear. You can chase if you want. Okay.
I hold on bro I mean work work
I'm telling you man wait our teamfights crazy
I get a couple like cute QE's off man they're just they're whole they're just f**ked
I get this crystal too slow them up
Yeah, I'm you careful don't don't die without me
I'm back
got one again Morgana
we're tapping we're tapping we're tapping
motor one
Then I got it back. I got it back. I got it back. I got it back. I got it back. You should push
I got to back it up, very low, nice bro, dude, I'm telling you I'm winning this game.
Smallers not even close to as big as me. I don't know if you know almost yes. I have but it's fucking insane
Yeah, let's go. Let's go do we can do it. We can do it. We can do it. Oh, I'm just I'm getting my stuff on this wave
And I'm there
I'm here I'm here
I'm fucking good fuck her you guys go her falling on me kill you kill that
yeah
good good yeah fun
I don't know if someone can help me with this
I need to go back by the way learn all that
I got a backstab
Yeah, I know, I'm here
I'm up in 20
I do too much damage though, you don't understand
You don't understand what the fuck is going on right now
Can you please go do Baron?
As soon as you're up
I'm up in 10 seconds
Hell, I could ult there if you want me to.
Yeah, you should.
Okay.
The quicker we can get it, the better.
Three,
two,
one.
I'm gone.
On my way.
Gone.
On my way.
Let me tank.
I think we're ready to like, cake the once in a life good bucket.
I think Bolly's gonna be there in a second.
One back, one back.
Alright, got that off the map.
Alright, we have elder soon.
i think we probably should have taken drake to be honest with you
okay
i thought that was a good call
we just gotta take winger right now, it's fine
go go go go go
yep he's dead
okay it's one
that's two
I didn't know how many there were there. I guess that wasn't good looking his health too. Yes, you can't hold it can't you?
Oh
Hmm.
Our report's in for the anti-carry and support.
GG's.
G-fucking G's.
Dude, I'm fucking A, bro.
Demoted back to silver.
So much fun, man.
Somehow ended 12 and 12.
Just KS'ing her way to fucking victory, man.
Holy shit that graph kind of makes me sad.
Are we close?
Yeah, honestly.
Jesus Christ.
We just got to carry it you got to play you got to play your best characters, man
We have to just we just carry it's only we're gonna win
I don't know how your games are going before I got dude. Are these games harder now?
I think they're harder and do oh because we're getting other duos and it's some dude carrying his girlfriend and
The girlfriend is somehow better than the dude and the dude is just absolute dog shit and or vice versa
brother Q him with another brother who has a fucking problem I don't know but
it's it's crazy do all bot lanes that are just dog shit like holy fuck
this is insane man I'm 0 and 3 but like bro yeah
My balls on oh and three with some of the worst. I mean, it's yeah
I will say I do think somehow
Now, solos, you climb in solos so quick.
Yeah, dual duos, you're gonna,
Chad might know more than this about me,
but I remember dual being harder
because you get paired up like you said against other duos.
So it's like,
like the jungle and the top laner are gonna,
you know, just be going together and boom, boom, boom.
Set an illusion, but phaser to a mouse.
I'm playing Master Yi this game
from what I'm looking at right now.
Tell you what, the fizzed the mouse, bear hurry.
Mouse was crazy, bro.
Mouse and yee, I think is disgusting.
I also think mouse is better for set.
I could be wrong though, I don't know.
Oh
Man, this is a ye dream
Bolly bear kind of sucks to see but oh god that dude their team comp is nasty
Yes, that's that's a problem team company though. That's a problem
Either ball is either you're cane color
I think your cane is stronger because you know think about canes like
It was a little bit different for you for you anyway, it's like King can get you out of stuff
He is just all in bro, you gotta like fucking take any mistakes on you you're fucked
Jack I look I know it says I went three top left and I know some of you guys might be a little sad about that
I'm a little sad about that
But we can do this, bro. I mean I am fucking I I
Think I threw that entire game last game because I all did right there
I mean perhaps I should have just chilled and let it play out a little bit, but dude. I'm fucking am
Now I think you just sort of damage fucking a
Heart seeker Quinn, okay
She's got a skin. Maybe she's good. Who knows I got a brand in my lane
All right, all right, I don't mind for I'll mind you back to gold. Oh
I forgot you got the motor to silver is fucking insane
We were in it baby, we're in it
Somehow my fault crazy
No, that one was your phone
Welcome to Summoner's Rift.
Hi, oh, hi.
Can you explain this game to me if I was a five-year-old kid?
Yeah, wing, I got you, bro.
OK, look at the bottom right.
One, two, three, four, five, versus another five.
And each team has their base with a bunch of turrets.
This five has to push down this side,
the other five pushes the other side whoever gets each other's base first
wins you got to kill these little things for money if you last hit him like I'm
about to do right see watch go this isn't real this isn't real I have a
brand I have a brand trolling me in here if you want come over
He's showing himself cuz I'm gonna fucking be so in front of him
Yeah, let that he leaves let that he leaves though
Brett's fogged problem on bag right on the mountain
No, I know what you're doing
I have mid lane rotating on me like crazy.
I have jungle stealing my shit.
I have top lane warding me.
When am I going to get this?
When the fuck am I going to get this treatment?
This is amazing.
I wish!
This is fucking incredible, dude!
If only, if only, if only the wish-tekker sat!
I mean, he's...
He's kinda trolling.
He's behind his CS now, 12-20.
He's half health.
So you, like, you take a little bit of that, but it kinda comes back to me.
Oh, fuck you.
Bro, dude, it's been like so many games, so I've just been getting trolled.
Is that looking like?
He went back, okay.
Good, and now he's down 20 CS.
So we both go back and buy, his buy sucks, my buy's good.
That's the situation that we're in.
Alright, so, okay, our bot lane's already feeding.
Damn man.
We don't want to bitch the whole time, but it's hard when it's like this the only one only one only one
It's so hard that
Wow
It's so hard because that's happening while I'm getting trolled like it's
Insane
I
Jesus
Yeah, we're at the Gary's. I mean listen you need to get this guy. I say it's it's a normal ability lane
I mean, he's he's it's like this is this is the opportunistic time
To get this fucking idiot. I have all
Well, I guess some hits on him, I can't.
Let me know whenever I have a brand.
Come to the ward, come to the ward, come to the ward.
Oh, he wants to ward that bush.
Try to keep flashed.
I got both of them, we can probably kill this, coming.
Is that BW?
Yeah.
Got him.
Jesus Christ.
What was that?
What was that?
What was that?
That's me not having six.
Yeah.
What was that? What was that?
What was that?
That's me not having six.
Yeah.
She doesn't kill him.
She's... dude, she's...
She's my mom.
Man.
Alright, well I gotta kill. I'll just try to carry.
I'm gonna have to like fucking...
crazy
I have also just you should just farm to your six and till that and then whether we can kill you take kill
to just fucking take it
Easy peasy, baby
If full prior we should be doing drag soon
Our turn yeah, can you come over yeah, yeah, absolutely
I'm going to back up a little bit here, it gets this wave.
Job.
I understand you have to get the wave, but you leaving on that drag is the equivalent
of you calling me the lane and me not showing up.
Well you gotta tell me you want to stay because you're gonna full 3v3 fight it.
I don't know what you're doing.
We got the drag, I'm getting the wave, I'm going, no you gotta tell me nothing, doesn't
make any sense.
I don't know what you're doing, if you're gonna fight, okay, if I'm walking back out
My mouse I'm gonna do that. I'm not I'm not a pro. I can't click 100 fucking places at once
You're three three just tell me to come back down. I'll come yeah, I don't know you're gonna do that
This guy gets the fucking shut down I mean, bro you had like what like
What was the fight down there? What was it? It was it was you it was you three versus two
Right
Confused man a quince like oh my god dude dude, it's over man
this fucking bird
I don't know if we can contest you have pretty good prio I don't have all or a word but I'm
here.
Yeah, that's a good call.
Brains, Brains, Brains, Brains, Brains, Brains, Brains, Brains, Brains, Brains, Brains,
Brains.
I'm here.
Oh, dude, he fucking, he didn't even need to do that to me.
Ah, I misplayed that Hollyburg kill.
Quinn do something oh okay all right I mean I guess I don't know
look I'm on my way over to you I was I was on my way over to you right there I
I fucking I didn't mean to the brand cut me off. So I had to fucking just kill him
It's all good
It's all good
I'd say at this point you probably just to worry about yourself. I'll just try for I'm trying to help you out as much as I can
My game is pretty much over at the moment. I mean this guy's so gankable. He's playing so aggressive in lane
He's half health right now. He's got no mobility
Like this is the these are the easy ones easy games where we can play together
But I mean I'll try and get over to you in a second. He's got he's got fucking 20 HP
I'm working my way over there
There's the Vibra I'm coming I have all he gets the smite off. He's already gone. He's already gone
We punish his bolly, yeah, I think I think about both that the book
What's up, where we're? Okay? No, no, no, no. He the the brand burn even who's burning me
I didn't want to kill you. Oh, sure. All right. I mean
That's cash
Our Queen's getting destroyed
Good what's new
Drag up in 7 full clear and then I'm back
Yeah, I know I can't take blue form sucks. I got a first
Overstate Merks to full effect
I'm backing right now. Okay, I'd be another give. Yeah, I mean, I don't know
You can't you can't you just fucking power farm don't worry about like
Dragons and shit right now. It's okay. Please fair just run. Thank you
If you want to like kill this motherfucker again, I think we should I'm 20 away. He's already weak
Don't care, don't care, don't care
I really I really want him to come they're both weak
Hold in five I'll be there in a sec. Yeah. Walking over I'll get the ward here he does.
Went to him. He's gonna be weak off that. Yeah. Tap health.
I'm gonna play the Scuttle and then I'll come back. Yeah, sure, sure. Yeah, him there. I see him, I see him.
Hey, this is I mean I can kill top as well. She's mid for some reason when the bot turret's still there
Oh, she hit it. She hit it. Go go go. Did you kill that? I'm so far away. Not you. Not you. Not you. Yeah
I'm gonna go kill top if she's one. He's wondering
I got both of them, mid
Great play Bard, our Bard is very good
He's not bad
to get this tower they're pushing the fuck out of our bot part wants to do
repair old you're gonna get a bot turret for somebody dude fucking game man what
you mean I just I went to queue over the wall and I went not over the wall for
some reason I wasn't close enough I guess
Oh, of course
No, don't tell don't tell we're fucking doing it right now
I'm fucking in the mid lane, please look all their health, I'm looking, you don't understand
Oh my god, I'm fucking these guys, I ain't helping, oh no, I'm in spot
Oh
Me come on
Fuck them up, bro
And my god, I'm saying I have a crazy burn right yeah parts going for it love it love it. Let's go push push push push push
It's one he's one
Dead again, there we go
I'm telling you I'm
far and away
I'm coming, I'm here, I'm playing, I'm playing.
Come on, please just group, just group with me,
if I can do this shit.
How am I gonna, I'm gonna turret.
I ain't running, I ain't running.
I don't know what happened.
It's a guy going for no reason.
Bob, Bob, Bob, leave, leave, leave.
Back up, back up, back up.
You going for it?
Okay, go for it.
You got, you can kill that and native carry maybe?
I'm not there, I'm not there, let's go baby.
Hey Flash, I'm leaving that.
You got there in front of you?
I gotta go top.
Oh, I'm not there.
Alright Leia, I don't think anyone is...
dumb bitch.
I
Please man do something
You go on down she got
She tries to KS. I bet you she fucking does
Fucking bitch
It's bad
I'm gonna rotate over, I'm gonna rotate over right now.
I'm gonna push the wave, I'm gonna lie down on the wave.
The third thing.
I'm here.
I can't be in the front, I'm going down and having a round a little bit, not good, full
shot him, we just instant died, we got this, we got this, really weak, really weak, come
on, come on bitch, behind, yeah yeah, good Q, good Q, big Q, big Q, great Q, great Q,
I'm playing behind you play behind you a little bit up up here up here up here
I'm up here with you right back around I'm sticking to your butt I'm sticking to your butt
Got on I got on okay, okay, fuck it. Fuck it. Get that get that. Yeah, I got branch you I think
I
Brace to a speed go for fun
Yeah, it's horrible we just have to hard carry I shouldn't just all the baby see me all like try to get in front of me and kill
Wherever's killing me if you can
And I was like dude, I queued in there and I instantly fucking died for exactly what I did.
I queued in there and it was like I queued in to a bunch of autotourists and instantly died.
The illusion did 2,000 damage to me.
I don't even know where you are.
I didn't even see it on my screen.
I saw the fucking brand new lamp and something else.
Ah
Bye
There's our awesome
Yeah, I think it's another give I'm here I can be there
I'm here. Thank you
Thank you, I'm shit. I'm shit. I'm shit in the prison
Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh
It's just like that, baby the kids the kids in motion the kids flew fluid entity
So fluidity let's go
for me, I need to go steal
You're just talking about music just turned on I'm so locked
Done done done done done done I don't
Have them on my finger yeah, really
I
Have to careful put cheeseburger in front of the wolf
Come work we might be able to kill jungle one more time
Not farming so I take my lead
back it up I'm getting so much right now oh hey I'm I should keep on poking
they're all come for you all come for you all come for you I'm gonna back to
I'm back in back in bye cool I'm clear I'm fully clearing out his jungle my
Jungle
Massive brother absolutely massive. I'm thinking I'm thinking I'm thinking oh, no
No way they're on that right
Probably are they take a little peak but put a little thing on that skin
No, they're not good waste some time
You beautiful for your boy. I'm right back in there like swim where now we do it now we do it now we do it now
We do it now. We do it now. We do it now. We do it now. We do it
Okay, now we do it. Okay
So honestly isn't good come out that 3k gold I don't know what that call
I
There's on this off
Maybe it's in the bad idea maybe it's the bad idea we leave we leave we leave we leave we leave sorry terrible idea
Okay, they might do it though, I'll be back quick
He's going here.
He looks down.
Idiot.
Just no way.
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Shut down we just kill me we're killing
I'm just talking to myself like I always talk to myself you you're geeking no I just I
Know we're alive. We were winning man
Jaija Jaija
that's a
that'll happen
that'll happen
that'll smell ya
I'll look at ya
Oh yeah
If you want more you go you always have one preparing for drag
Now it's the time to back
You buy sneak one off, but she's got a hurry and she probably won't push mid wave
It was going I'm here on drag everything I'm getting blue buff real quick
It's gonna be 5v5 on drag
Yeah, this one
If I all this guy you got to go in great. You're great great great great ready
Valley valley valley there you go. Okay. No, I got turned
Yeah
They're very weak though
No, they're pretty cool. Yeah, it's only me in this guy. We can't
What does that make us two and two right now? It's close game
So I do which is like every game in just lacking that engage. I just can't
And I'm squishy
Like I bought death's dance so hopefully I can tank a little bit more. I'm gonna go spirit visage max
But like we just have it's hard. It's hard. Yeah, it is it's fucking hard
I'm just gonna have to you gotta find a way you just gotta go for like maybe just like go all brand
Like just go run an all brand or go sprinting all like a squishy. Yeah, you know what I mean?
That's what I'm thinking and I'm just fucking I'll try to do the best I can to live and
Keep on rolling. I'm good
I try and follow up and do their whole team crashes in our kaisa just sitting in the back lane
I've got more farbs throwing balls at him
But she's good. Just okay. That's what we need
Okay
Definitely witness. Yeah, I think so too very doable
I think so
There's no fix no fix
That's not good. Not bad.
Can you not go kill top?
No, I don't think so.
I can hold. I'll hold first.
Trying to get there. You're pulling away from me.
He pulled him so far away from me. I don't know if you intended that man. Is that a him throwing you or something?
Uh, he threw me towards the tower and then I arred towards the tower as well
Show me
Yeah, I just got I was right there with the R. I could have stopped the whole show
That's saying that you on tank duty. I'm on squishy duty. I start fights. Yeah, they'll be together. Yeah
come on man i got him so weak please margaret
that's big that's big it should be 2 it should be 2 it should be 2 come on please please please
Come on, come on, I want it all, I want it all!
I want more than that, and yes I do, I really do!
I'm trying to slide my fucking dick off.
I think you guys push lane and maybe I go Baron?
I don't care, just fucking win the game.
Yeah, they're actually gonna go Baron.
I mean, I don't know if I can solo it, I'll try.
I'm gonna kill camp, I can't solo it.
what am i doing what am i doing what am i doing oh that does mean a dummy oh god it's
all gone very very dumb dumb it did be dumb dumb it is be dumb dumb it has been a silly
goose and he that is a silly goose you can't come up here right now want to lie i'm locked
Look at this, look at this
I am locked
I
Mean we we are we are capable we are you could say the other teams breathe
I think they want to breed
Our part is good man, come on barge
All right, let's watch this week. I should you should you like yeah, okay? Okay? Fuck it. I
Got that I got that I got that boom low above
He's trying to take me for a ride. He knows that I'm a truth.
No, no, no.
What is this? What is this?
I'm sick of it!
You're different!
I know every game, every game, every game, every game!
There's a way, yes way, yes way!
Fucking phone call from Winnie!
Hello, yes!
Oh man, you can't make it up, bro.
It's every game, bro.
Sub-80 carries our top lanes, our top lanes, our mid lanes, our mid lanes, our fucking supports.
Well, I can't. They just...
They are team fighting us every fucking game.
No, that's good. Quince, we're pushing his better, Marine.
But guess what? If she was anywhere in this river, everybody's dead!
They're dead!
They're dead!
And what did she do? She got a tower! Whoopty fucking whoopty!
Uh, and him splintpushing is good even though they've been five men fighting you
literally the entire fucking game!
Cook. Cook.
Shut the fuck up!
Cook.
Fucking Quinn.
They're top lane gillies you're losing, but him splintpushing is positive!
Taking this shit.
Well, like you fucking do, like you do.
Help me.
I'm running.
Yeah.
I'm running, I'm running, I'm running, I'm running.
I'm running, I'm running, I'm running.
Okay.
He loves he loves me he loves cock
I should look I'm I should work out. No, no, no, just fucking push. Okay. All right, get the in hip get bottom in hip and then
I should work on the Baron
Dude finally bro, I just got me speaking different land. I'm speaking fucking tongue right now, man
Bottom hit after this. Bottom hit, bottom hit, bottom hit. Please, please, port before, port before Amigo, right here, right here.
Coming, coming, coming.
Back, everybody back. Back. Back it up, Terry. Put in reverse, Terry.
We go straight here, I think, no?
Yeah, I mean, I think we could. It's going to be a little soiree, probably.
You win there? Possibly. I don't know. Don't fucking know, man.
I think to ride, I think to ride, I think to ride, we could have won.
I think it's suck my ass, that's why they're coming.
Yeah, I agree, I agree.
Fuck off, we don't care!
We're getting this Baron right now, it's the way God intended.
Fuck.
Yeah, get all this shit.
I'm gonna get you a little scuttle fucking crab corn.
You mother fucker.
Can't get it cuz it's gone.
God did. Who did God did?
God did.
All right.
Group it up top lane, shove it on in.
Let me poke.
Let's go.
If Rallil, Rallil
Look at the CS between me and the volley
I'm fucking huge brother
Without christian
Oh, yeah
Chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop
Don't care about swordsman
It doesn't matter to me
Alright
Hello
Oh
I'm just going to push it, I'm low health, I'm just going to go out.
Did anybody heal me?
Did the bard heal me?
How does that work?
No, well he can drop little food for you I think.
Keep on shoving, we're doing great.
Just gonna ult that.
Sorry sorry a little bit.
Okay, good job.
I got turrets down, turrets dead, turrets dead.
Quinn got top turret.
You got that turret.
Sets dead, bronze dead.
I think they can lose this though.
the bear the bear went in there but the ball I bear there's the damage there he is get
your dope get your the bang died him now died him now fuck that fucking go bro did we
We tell yes, you see the chat you see the chat look at the chat.
Look at the motherfucking chat.
He said jungle dip mid-dif they know about us.
Did they say that about us?
Did they say that?
No, they talk.
Everybody communicates.
Did they see that?
Jungle mid-dif.
AOL.
Hey, listen, listen, man.
Hey, no, listen.
And I don't want to make this about me.
Take my shirt off but look at my fucking damage. Yeah, you're different
You're different kids. You're different cut 58 on me. Oh
My god, I'm hearing chatters are talking about you hearing that there's whispers here and chatters maybe some smirmers, you know, oh
That's what we need with three stars right now lock it
Yeah, walk in
I'm fucking over it, man. We we got to put him in the Jansport
We're going to school get that thick binder, but we bought the cushiony one because we know we're gonna sleep in class
We didn't go there to learn. Yeah, yeah, what do you go there?
What because we had to or our mom would beat the fuck out of us
You know school high school in Kentucky
Come on, right?
Sorry
Well
But listen either here nor there right not important. Yeah. Yeah, the important thing is the win streak starts right now
Yeah, I'm sick of it, man. We got to carry these fucking brain dead
Drone. He's what is the Quinn doing the entire game? We'll never know riddle me the fuck that
Most mobile chance in the game and she's in a wheelchair. You know what I'm saying
Where's the mobile? I'm supposed to be flying your right?
Oh wow agile my ass. What are we doing?
Fuck's on my lip man. And a sidebar you know not the most important but like we won that
while I had wife and kid aggro double cheeseburger with by the way with onions. Fuck you. I didn't
to go there but I just I it needed to be said with onions hutch's favorite
chat hutch's favorite he's an onion guy onions you know fuck oh my god it wasn't
a family buff I literally walked into the turret and died literally that's not
a buff. That's aggro. That's final boss aggro. Chad if one more person adds the angry pickle
on League of Legends, I'm gonna blow a gasket. Nothing worse in here. Oh my god bro. It's
like. And you don't want to recognize it because now they're gonna do nothing but that. You
I'm top ask me anything
If you think I'm not hard-locking trinity top on the split right, you're crazy. You don't understand
Don't sing that fucking song you don't know why
Fuck it. That's a great man. No, that's a bitch. Puss it.
Fuck it. Don't they ban yee, damn it. It wasn't a yee game anywhere. Lock in the cave right now.
Piss me off, man. Got game stacks of dead.
Attack speed? Yeah, boom. Lock it. And I'm bringing Ignite.
No, she... he locked in the sign.
That's mad you good. You never know what that fucker. You never know what that bitch call a fucker.
That bitch. That motherfucking bitch. I hate that hoe.
Oh, did he just saw me in half?
is a volleyball game through and through I think that or I play brand
you know if I play brand is he gonna geek
I don't know what say anything.
Just let him come back and see it.
Don't say anything.
Just let him come back and see what's going on.
I think this is a great pick personally.
I truly do.
I
Whoa
Whoa
What's up, man other get ready I
Know the renek time the renek time
Y'all ever have Gator jerky?
You literally call me over whenever you want that guy to die, okay?
Are you brand jungle?
Don't talk to me for a week.
Yo, uh, watch me real quick.
Yeah, I'll watch you do it.
Watch me, watch me.
Yeah, sure, sure.
Yeah, sure, sure.
Wraith time!
Wraith time! You know what that's funny, do you Gator? You don't know shit about that, do you?
No, you don't you don't know. Careful now.
That's a early that's a early gank
That's a early gank. Hey, what?
That's a level two
Early gank is what that is right there boys
Fuck yeah
Love that. Oh man. That's level two
He flashed any ignited I would love it very good thing. Yeah, I'm already gone
Ah
Let's a whisper in chat shut up
listen so eventually this game's gonna get to the point where you're like yo
where's our top laner you go see what oh I know you're doing things I already
mentally prepared for that oh it walks in front there's no way that just
happened fucking sword
I see your ass real quick.
There's gonna be a moment in this game where you go what just happened to the enemy team.
There's no other thing.
and
oh yeah
oh dude
oh yeah please please fuck carry me
oh yeah please carry me
hey hey carry me please
please carry me please please carry me please
please be on the lips bitch pussy
please fuck carry me
I've been waiting my whole life for this.
Oh, it's gonna be great.
Get her, don't fuckin' play.
Couple of fives, early the five, top of the line, Q base, maw, waste, bait behind, you die.
I
Do you can look like you can you can walk river we kill
I'm looking at some option
Coming to me though that walking top walking top walking top. I don't have the e4 you get you're like a wide again. I'm here
Okay
Well if I hate you there we kill
Don't really understand the yaw two dying there I told him she was there
He saw her on the map and yet still push. Hey, no flash. You're welcome true true eat up some
Wait, wait. Yeah flash. No, no flash. You flashed my flash
All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right.
Also Vaught Lane's huge, we are in a great position.
Only my abilities worked.
Trundle Marks!
Y'all see us dead again?
I got level 6 already, oh yeah we're unbassive, we kill this bitch.
I don't know where my guy is. I don't know where my guy is.
I need to do something. I need to do some mischievous shit. There he is.
I look at bot lane showing love they know who carried him here
With the shrun me you're in my dungeon
He's in my dungeon this ain't the swamp
Walk it on up there minions, please
Where's chiv?
Where's that bitch?
Huh?
Huh, where's she at?
On me
Bitch
Bitch pop pop you up pop you up an egg use a little bit of hang time on you
I'm absolutely shitting in person
The blade of the Rune King off the riff it's kind of cheeky
Perfect Lane
Stay I can't get back pretty quick, but he's gonna get turret
You need help up there. No, no God. No, he's he's my bitch. I own him like my little gator puppy
I'm gonna come up there. We're gonna do what to call it. They haven't done it yet, which I think she's yeah
I should have backed a while ago I got item
Careful she can be there she's probably there she is probably there
Okay
If she's not there be ready to walk into my jungle
I
Know she's scared of shit
He's not coming up. So we do this. Absolutely. Oh
goes
Yeah, I respond quick. I'll be there the moment she's there. I'll be there
I'll see her
Here. Yeah. I think she's just trying to farm. I've taken her jungle like twice now. Yeah, she that's what she does
She just fucking presses that W instead
We can kill in her tower when he's half is he half up yet?
No, I don't know.
I kind of got it just all in them. We can't really it's not a very good poke fight for me.
Okay.
You want me to come up or no?
You can.
You can't we can kill him.
Yeah.
You also just hold the agent, that's fine.
There she is.
They're dying so quick.
Shut down I build a nuke here. No, never mind
He wants to get full red
Don't know where Gator is. If he comes down though it's good because I'm just gonna bush
every time.
get him yas get him yas oh big miss eat up son pleasure doing business with
you pleasure doing business with you I don't know where he is he's back he's
I have my item I have my item
I don't like that
Why is it all in me?
How close do you get?
time to start an ice age
an enemy has been slain
double kill
an ally has been slain
This item difference is crazy.
Maybe I can get it off?
Good.
I don't know what this guy is again, he's probably doing some shit.
Oh what are you doing?
What the fuck did I just do?
I didn't mean to do that.
Oh that'll happen.
Oh that'll happen.
oh man that was something not chat wow how about that ride in holy shit no warra
no no warra that was fucking brutal
I gotta go I gotta go
I
Could kiss all of you on the lips, huh? Oh, yes, sir
What was this brand jungle you just whipped out of your ass?
Look at this guy
Sorry, I was muted this my number one character. I've the most games I've played in this game is on bread
I did not know that.
Oh, there he is.
That quick.
There's Silas.
He big?
He a little guy.
I'm massive.
I'm a bad player. What are we doing?
Actually, I'm a full player.
I'm going for this.
I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming.
You live. I kill everyone.
I kill everyone either way, I think.
I miss. I miss my Q.
two one not good I just can't kill him I can't fucking use my ability bro no way
I hit her with the W I hit her with the ult and she moves in his hitbox and I
I hit him with the Q. Oh God. Back to farming. I got to get this. I got to get this. I get
this. I'm good. You just become massive up there. Oh shit. No, no, no, no, no, no. We
already won. We're good. Chill. You're so good. We're so good. You're so good. This
This guy even ulted.
This guy is so lucky he had two of his whole fucking homies there with him and I would
destroyed him. Come to get blue, actually.
If you go kill this asshole right now, I'm just gonna walk up, stun him, and then we
I'll get blue.
She's all the way back now.
This, yeah, back in.
Carefully use the level up on you.
Yep.
12 team 12 team
King
I'm not ugly but they're about to be
Yep
Dash dash
I got it's all in this guy's snagging night.
I
Trains of life force of any Chevy about percent max healthy
Now my proudest play what can I say I thought I was gonna like
They got me carried
I thought I was going to continue to
I steal from him and take that like you know the fucking 2 HP
that he had but that didn't work
nice
I can't do this at home.
You can never catch something too many times.
Look at the brand right now, man.
Oh, look at the bot lane. That's us. That's me, right there.
I take pride in what I've done for them.
And mid lane.
Didn't even lose him.
down mid lane he ain't like the end of carry
no he's 1 hp man
yeah now he's got too much of a lead
I'm gonna kill him right now
oh I'm sad
I'm sad
Nice job. Good job, mate. Thank you. Thank you.
Five and two. Yeah, I'm trolling. Jeremy, I'm saying, bro, it took like all these games to
learn about his brand?
Motherfucker.
Kept that in the back pocket.
Over here watching him spread down with high on weird fuck.
Where's the brand?
Pull them out!
Roll judge, troll story, and next to me...
Uh oh, I just saw my life flicker.
Hopefully this storm doesn't knock my power out.
That'd be absolutely terrible.
Oh look, they put the two first players in the lobby up on top lane again.
Oh, here's... I don't care. Oh, here's the fucking homies.
Fine, come over right after this back.
Y'all see who's just feeding? Like, brazing.
I'm here. Let me know if I should come up. I'm dead. I'm dead. Come on. Come on. Come
One dead.
Two to the bow.
Yep, and then the 80 carry roaming for free.
Yeah, and then the early carry roaming for free.
Come on, come on, yes, please.
Aye, aye, aye, aye, yee.
There he is, OK, top lane, top lane, top lane.
Good god almighty.
Oh, no.
Hold on, the gator, the gator's playing.
Hold on.
Gator, don't play, gator, don't play.
Gator no fucking play.
Yeah, it's not good.
I need to get this Trinity Force so bad.
We have one minute on drag and clear before them.
I'm just gonna, dude, I'm gonna be such a problem in these team fights whenever they do end up happening. Like, I'm not too worried.
He's gotta keep it to where I'm not getting one shot and we're fine.
Silas is down bad, which is great.
I
Drag up in 39
Split push and shove that motherfucker. I know but I can't be one of them. That's the problem right now
Yeah, she's here still in my can
That is my problem
Nice. I'm trailing the gator, you see the gator?
I'm f**king mid gator.
I'm looking mid.
She dies for this.
She tanks it, she's dead.
Alright, come straight to the drag.
I
Can they look up in their jungle
He's clearing I kill
This is right here potentially
I'm backing it up Terry. I'm putting it in reverse and get the Trinity. It sounds good. Oh, she's not working on a breaker. I think yeah
I'm gonna go look for her. I'd be thornmail actually
Which has formula or Hallbreaker?
I got to be the killer Gator man thorn
I got Zonias which is huge.
I think Thorn is probably stronger than he is here.
And then we'll get Hallbreaker after.
Yeah you're fucking huge.
You know the one thing that RCS is always great.
We do a good job but like CS.
The games when we don't CS is when we fall behind a little bit.
It's the games where I have the entire enemy team in my jungle, but you whenever I really I just I'm not good enough to get back in the game
The teams fighting in the enemy jungle right now
I miss the Q
turning turning turning turning
sure about this
yeah absolutely positive brother
good this is one you kill that bitch
I've got the other side I've got the other side I've got the other side
very good I'm on my now
I gotta go back
I'm gonna push that was a big swing of gold for your boy Nikki two socks
They're doing business great turn call. I don't know. I mean yeah like that. Oh, it's on another level
Friends most broken character in the game
He's out there. Oh, you have no no, I've seen I see I didn't know I
Know you had this in the pocket
Oh, that's 2k fucking swing right there for the boy
All right, ready, coming for you, boy
Stack this guy
He's 50 I'm 2100 gold. I'm here for it though
From our whole team
That's a good old though. It's a big old. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah
I'm a memory
I should have done this
I don't know if we can do that.
I don't know if we can do that.
I'm going to do Zonius and I live.
I went in there with the idea of Zonius.
I did perfect.
What are you?
Why do you want to do that?
big collapse big collapse now I do think you guys do it I'm up one we're up at
the same time she gets there before me I don't know it's sketchy it's sketchy
whatever you think I'm up in seven she's up in seven
Let's see what we can do to this thing.
Fuck that shit.
Fuck that.
All right, I'm about to have deathcap
Get this blue from you
And I'm going top lane real quick
I'm with you. Let's go
I'm a slow
Big flow
W
Can we do it right that damn guitar?
Yeah, we're doing this let's go boys. I miss W there. Yes, I did
Oh
Oh
This is oh shit, this is fucking elder
I had no idea this game was going off of this long.
Oh, the kid has just crawled his way back into the game.
Well, you're about to have elder big dogs.
So you're about to be really big here in a moment.
That's what she said.
Fuck yeah, daddy.
We'll go get that cab real quick, and then we're going to rock and your 80 carries 25
We'll be a fast game
Plus you own just fucking die 23. Oh my god
Ahhhh!
Hey, you keep pushing. I'm gonna go kill them up there.
Yo, our Jhin is on some shit.
He's taking fucking steroids.
He should die.
My Thanos.
Doesn't matter. He dudes.
Someone get his ass another steroid
Blobby blue blob the blobby blue blob
I'm gonna go killing their spawn over here. I'm like this. I'm a go
Wow
I told you bro, it's different, ain't it?
Wow!
This is the first game on Easy Mode, bro!
Genophobia!
Dude!
I like all- I like our fucking, uh, Yasuo, though. He was kinda cheeky.
Plus 30 LP for that?
Damn.
Come on.
Look at you.
Come on.
Okay, okay.
Nicky irks me. I do his job. Dude, I'm not gonna lie to a man like a level 2 gang would ignite this.
Oh, bro, you were... But here's the thing, by him doing that, I stole everything. I stole his entire fucking 401k.
Yeah. Well, good, because he deserves that. At one point in that game, I was in his jungle,
feeding the shit out of him while I was taking the frog.
like that's I love brand because I can just sit there and fight two things at
once it with no problem yeah I love it yeah such a good character fire fire
yeah that was a good win right there man that was a good win because it's very
rare in this elo in this game where you play like shit you still win I'm not
like shit but I'm sure
mr. infinite good job kid whiskers Marco stop calling me that bro fuck you yeah
You go ahead bro. What's there to up there to up bro tear it up
How we already ten hours into the street, bro
What do we what we bear?
Let's get that yawning out of here
They bad mouths we bad mouth fight
Yeah
Canes coming out we got a morgue and a lux wait what jazz that real
We were Morgana is 80 carry
This is real
I
Real I appreciate that man a crazy ain't no way you throwing dick in there, bro
But it's permanently bad that crazy guy. Holy shit's a monster dick monster dick
Is that a Vlad life's over
I don't love it, man. I'm gonna get fucked by this Vlad
Tom catch top dude, what is our team top right now?
Pantheon yes, so I think it might be another brand game
I love you, I think it might be another brand game
It's brand or ye and I don't want to get stunned or I don't think it's brand because look we have too much AP
We don't have any AD if you go brand. We're all AP. All right, so volley
Yeah, that's a smart pick. All right
Yeah, either that or me. I think you would be great, but you don't want to get stunned. I
Think you would be great
Okay, so what even is their shit they got a they got a fucking Vlad top Yasuo
Mid Pantheon jungle wait Kane jungle Pantheon karma bot what?
I
Can't shit's on Holly. Okay, well, we got a help watch these help we gotta be like, let's go. Let's go run in there. Oh
This is a crazy game dude
And it's a terrible thing. It's a terrible pick. I should have went ye I was thinking ye
I was gonna pick ye and then I thought brand. I don't think it's terrible pick. I don't think it's a bitch. Okay, it's okay
Check it you big. Yeah, it's on me. It's on me
But we're gonna be fine if it brings up a great point. He says our Tom Kinch has a skin
That is true. You don't understand nothing gets past you big dog. Surely
You should be an investigator. You really are a details agent. Yeah, your big details got big details guy
Yeah, and you're just big
So yeah, there's that too. Not a lot of neck not a lot of not and not a lot of lower body
You can really just all upper body. Oh, oh like small legs huge cats huge. Yeah, probably weird feet
I had to guess
Yeah, you think so. Yeah
Like we talking about the toes that curve in
Tabin a little little hook something about that
He got some eagle tallies down there, don't he?
He does, dude.
I don't know what's up with that.
He could go up on a branch and be just fine.
Literally.
Just hanging upside down like a bat.
Yes, sir.
We're on the same wavelength.
I hear you.
I hate his pinky toes.
So weird.
I'm a foot guy.
I'm a foot guy.
You know what I'm saying?
You're a boot kind of sewer.
Hey, you got motherfucking cats.
10 dollars.
Boy.
boy
yeah I see
oh, don't hurt yourself
Oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, he hit that it might be curtains I'll keep you updated
I don't know where he's at, what he's doing?
being sneaky
being real sneaky
oh there he is
sugar how you get so high
damn
i love him when you high and you fucking roll by
sugar titties getting lit
I'm coming!
That motherfucker get passed.
Oh no, oh no, I'm not coming, I'm going there.
Yes I know!
Oh no, oh no, oh no.
kill his ass, kill his ass for it.
Oh, they're terrible.
I
I I to Papa I
Yeah, I should have ganged you not my I thought that's what
Yeah, I ain't doing so good Papa
He's really weak though. He's really weak. Look at him. Look at him. There's a little health bar
a little young camp and come straight to you okay finish this one up and I'm gonna
be right there it's easy to fucking oh here it comes
Making pay for it. I'm on my way. Oh, baby. Hold on. Oh, baby. Hold on. I'm right here.
Yeah, what's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up?
I knew you.
I'm trying to dive a fist, bro. Get real. Get real.
I
Showed he didn't
We live in aggressive by from old merket from the old merket us
I
Hate I hate this guy though. He's so hard to see us against. I can't lie. I think now I win trades. I think I just win
Oh, no
You're not say oh
I'm on my way. I was gonna back but I'm here. Give me two seconds. Okay. Walk it up.
I'm fucking them up a little bit. I did a little bit of damage. I'll take that. I'll turn in three if he keeps coming.
I'll take that deal
You're gonna fuck with me, all Yasuo's are just complete scumbags
Fucked up buddy
I fucked up, just kidding
There she are!
are you seeing the moves help help help help help can't help can't help are you
seeing the moves
It is so different, bro, it's always been different.
So happy you're alive.
Y'all suck.
Oh, that motherfucker's going to be in the mid lane the rest of the game.
I see you there, I see you there.
They suck, man.
You don't even understand what your boy was doing in there, man.
The little frog.
They're doing something, they're doing something, they're doing something, they're doing something.
I don't know what you're doing with this guy.
Yeah, they're on that shit.
Actually, maybe they're not. They're both kind of weak.
I'm getting massive.
Get big on him, baby.
I'm giving that drag for Lockdown, boy.
Get bigger. Not trying.
I think they're dead in the bot lane.
I'm going.
No?
Oh, yeah.
I'm going, oh I'm going, feed up son, feed up son.
Fuck you going.
Bitch.
Presence.
Someone just put a very massive cock inside my chat, mine is inside yours.
That was what they did in mine bro.
Yeah? We both got cocked?
Shit.
Do you help me?
I'm walking to watch. Yeah, I'm going there right now.
He knows though.
Let's finish that.
Yeah, a little fucking damage would be...
Yeah, I love this from you.
Because you know...
Bang! Bang!
Back up, Jerry.
Oh, you're going for this.
Woow.
Pap.
Ah.
He's so smart.
We are with him.
I
Gave him I took that game one two
Please do it it together. Oh, we ran together we died again
Flash was about it even see it man. I'll give you a question mark through bro. That's very much mark. They do cycle
watch your oldies getting high
oh dude I thought I had that all day man
don't adjust the mic
don't adjust the mic
we're fine, we're fine, we're fine, we're fine
we ain't good but we're fine
see you up here bro
I think the best of fights right now damn that came really soft to my shit brother
Am I trying to do this no, I got a problem
Worth it right? Worth it. He dies for that. Yes, he does
No, oh, no, oh, no look at his health. I saw I saw his health. There's a sliver. Oh
Oh y'all, it's gonna be a problem and it's all my fault
Blame this is
Gonna be like that Tommy Tommy gonna do it
Oh Tommy's gonna do it Tommy's gonna do it and I love that Tommy's getting this
You ought to shut down but mine when I have one kill to shut down, but a three kill yas isn't bullshit suck my balls
And he flashed, he flashed, he flashed, he flashed.
No way he flashed.
Dude.
Aw, I want to steal the camp, I'm going to listen to this ping, I'm breaking courage
rules 101.
You stun me, I stun you. Let's see who does more damage, bitch.
Get that, get that.
Bum!
See ya.
I almost died.
Oh yeah, I see why there's gonna be such a fucking problem, boys.
Holy shit.
Ah, we're good, we're good.
We're good, we're good, we're good, we're good, we're good, we're good.
Green, I see, green I see.
Oh, man.
I'm a little bit concerned about that.
Yeah, I don't know.
I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.
Okay.
Maybe he knows I'm here.
Spot lane's missing.
Okay.
They're all gonna be by your jungle, all of them.
Hey, kill me, kill me, kill me.
One second, one second.
Yeah, I have my all
When I cool down nice to win beautiful
You know how my guy works like right like I got like the burst damage and I gotta wait like three seconds
Yeah, it's like five
I can sit there maybe but I'm probably gonna die if I do usually
Oh man, that's a good little pick right there.
He was fucking coming for you too, that's funny.
Oh.
Can't see the trouble.
Oh shit, thank you.
They got him, nice.
I
Like always the same plant spawns how does that work?
I'm not sure. I know games right there. No, you can't can't y'all submit
I don't know where he's going
I'm just spam clearing my jungle spamming it.
It's got to be a good feeling to respawn, bang, bang.
Should be here.
I'm close.
I'm like instant, but I'm close.
your blues up
walking looking your back your back your back your back
Yasuo's coming up
oh it's not good
are y'all
come out got ya
nice fish make a shit
I got it back.
Ah, I get this wave.
He's gonna push me down back.
Bro, our canch is just in there.
Our balling is massive.
Look at this canch.
He's so good.
What are you doing?
He's just so good, bro.
Canch is gonna be just terrorizing.
He's a fucking terrorist.
He's a terrorist.
He's a terrorist.
There's insane. Yeah.
And if it did call it,
he did, he did. Hey, don't forget about the infinite call.
He said, he said, can't scan scan. Probably be weird. He was weird.
Oh, they're doing, they're doing the thingy, the purple thingy.
I know.
No, they're actually doing it.
Oh, no, I'm dead here.
I'm dead. I'm dead.
I set my bot lane up and they walk into a tornado and both die.
And I could have taken drag. Yeah, we have them.
And my bot lane is just standing still. A tornado is thrown like
seven feet and they both walk into it and get doubled.
That's a big swing.
Uh-oh, Tommy. Tommy, careful now.
I
I
Do have some that's his onions. Oh man, I didn't know that
Tom is one beat the ring right now
He legitimately is won't be three and he's winning. I'll do it. He's he's massive
He's fucking massive
I did not know that I had Sanya's right right there that's bad so I can use it okay
Yeah, he does die, he does die, yeah, I thought he just used it to me.
It's like it's W on his own.
I got a farm for a little bit, dying a good bit.
like to maybe steal here I'm fine for this you still hits that the whole team is on
me brother well not worth what I what I got at least it wasn't fan oh it was
and down shit
All right, three ults
I can't stand in front of this fucking that's really huge
I got him.
Going over.
Coming, coming, coming, coming, coming.
so happy that she got that I'm over the moon happy that she got that shut down
get G-tell oh yeah I mean she's joined like three from my grasp as well so
fucking awesome I love that yeah I don't I don't get to kill tiny one actually you
know what I also love it I also love the fact that our AD carries five and one and
I feel like she's 0-7 when a bull I will say all those terrible mistake all it
is a terrible terrible mistake. You do good, you do good one.
Drags up in a minute, and it's all gone. Probably doing everything as well.
You're gonna fight with Tom, I think. That's the... the wind condition.
Yeah, I mean, it is, but I think he's like a split kind of guy.
We're gonna bot. You should try to kill us.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm looking.
Oh, shit.
That's not good.
Yeah, back it up, Terry.
You got a lock coming.
Oh, he's dead.
And I'm dead.
I'm trying to help.
Yeah, team wipe.
We're gonna have five and oh, she's four and three.
Supports five and one.
I don't wait.
I mean, Tom Kensh is just down there dying.
Yeah. Yeah, Tom is trying to go with
He just like ran down a little further and died in three or four. I don't know
Promise like religiously won't be three and I'm
I'm not I'm not that far behind it's just I that y'all sue is what's happening there. I'm trying to build for him though
We're gonna have to give this sadly
Yeah, it's all gone.
He had all gone.
Damn, she killed the bloody like that, Dora.
You pushed a couple of ways, bro.
You guys fighting?
Uh, they are.
I'm done fighting yeah, it's game for me gotta fight I can win we got help we got help we got help
Coming now
I should have zoned it right there.
Yeah, you gotta be in that fire right there, man.
Come on.
Oh.
Holy shit.
Okay.
Hey, I might be GG's now at this point.
You do.
okay you're pushing the pie in your jungle you're headed that way
I'm walking up on this coming
Need to back a big bye
Pick up a nice shut down for Tom if he plays with it be nice we need next rag
I'm just not getting a farm really.
Two hard to farm in this fucking mesh, these guys are everywhere, there's two top, they
grab this wave and then we shoot, so we're just kinda getting ready for drag, right?
Yeah, taking a skull now.
They're like right here, they're like in between us I think.
They're Vlad, they're Vlad.
Yeah, we don't don't farm that we should we should just put the Baron
The jungler's showing they shouldn't be on it.
Okay, okay.
Dude, spam me though.
I don't want to get it.
We're close to drag.
I'm right here.
We think we're close to drag.
We're close to drag.
drag I'm right here we think we do we mmm yeah we could have run fast that'd be
nice
oh fuck I'm gonna get out you're good I'll tell you when you jump on now I have
my alt I can initiate here
We need Tom to go in before we do. Don't do anything before Tom does. Tom is our guy.
Don't forget this honey, is that you? Oh, that's me son.
I'm trying to slide that all behind him too, get him to get that thing off.
Hold it, yeah he's dead.
Okay, get in there.
Oh no.
No.
Okay.
I can't hit a W.
No.
Plus five, plus five.
I can't hit the W. I can't hit the W.
You can't get to him.
Mm-mm-mm.
Mm-mm-mm.
Alt locks? Alt lock? Alt lock?
Alt lock?
I can kill this guy.
Alt, maybe?
Maybe.
Got you.
I have soul.
Thanks, GG.
She was lucked in his W, cool.
Do you like that?
That was funny.
Yeah, I think you might be taking all my shit right now, not good.
Oh man!
176, the 2 down getting fined.
They're going Baron.
Yeah, we just, I think we have to give it, we don't have any wars.
I'm trying to steal, but I'm probably gonna die.
No, don't fucking die for that.
Oh, they got every drag?
Oh yeah, dude, fuck.
Yeah, we can pipe Chalice, if Kench could be around for it.
Go on, go on, go on.
I tried to kill him first, man.
There's a roof raid boss.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Geesh.
There it is.
I
Think you're fucked they they that jungle mid can't my ass in the beginning
Holy shit. I had him in the fucking spin cycle. I
Had him in the fucking
spin
Yeah, given y'all that that killerly was what lost it. I think I
I just bro, you know that champion man. It is my cryptidite every time I get a game against the yas they beat my fucking ass
I just don't understand how it's so strong
Why are we still in this game
the only way that we carry off here I don't think that's gonna happen
I saw my sadler, nice, okay, let me each of you fucking troll, it's only two, it's only
It's only two. It's only two. You guys can do it.
Yeah, I'm clearing.
Why would we do this catch, man? Like, he was so cool.
And now he's just like, ah.
He lost all his auras, man.
No, Vladimir's crazy, man.
Look at him. All that.
It's just life steal, life steal, life steal.
Oh, you guys are all dead, yeah.
Yeah, my E won't land in time.
I'm so bad
Look at that life steal
Already back to full health. This is crazy. I take a little stab at it
There goes my help for
I
Every time
Somehow yes
Hey elder in a minute if we can get out there. We got a no way
What if
We have too much pushing our base back in clear it
I'm on the
The cheesy character
Who knows maybe I can steal it
If I go get in position to steal
That's our only hope honestly, maybe if you die who cares
I'm going for it, I'm going for it, I'm going for it, I'm going for it, I'm going for it,
I'm going to show up on this, there goes me, bye friend, bye bye, bye buddy, I hope you find
Oh, dude, he's just here. Of course he's here. Why wouldn't he be? Why wouldn't he be?
I can't make a cool play. You just fucking come and check it. Of course you do.
Oh shit, over the bush.
Hitting the bead.
Karma's on that ass.
Oh, he's out. He's out. Look at the bear.
Look at the bear.
I wish it mattered.
Orc's thinking about it.
good partner that'll be all she wrote right there
oh my god
hey you know I think it's very rarely I feel like we just got beat you know and
that's very rare feeling for League of Legends or maybe I gotta speed I don't
know but I don't know like we got steamrolled like
Every other no the yeah, the yas was good, but like they were clearly
There's me I lost that one. That was all you boy
That's my love
I didn't play good either. I like you that's my dude. I am pooped
You gonna counter strike I think I might not are you gonna go what you have to bro with the five man?
No, you know, there's plenty of laughs now
No, no, no, no, I had already told me none of this could be like a short night for me if I did pull up
You stick it you had down
Think so
What let me you go maybe go to war by myself
Woohoohoohoo.
I think I think I think I think I got a loxies bailing to what?
Hey, who's who's you know, I'm gonna keep group of cocksuckers. You know what's gonna happen. No, you guys you Nate shot
Peanut
Dragging infinite easy
Oh wait Timmy's on CS, here we go, here we go, hold on, okay, we've caught our motion,
we've caught our motion.
He's gonna play with Hiko, so.
Yes!
Dude, they're down 0-12, they're down 0-12, who does, right?
Fat, fat, and fat, not clickbait.
Yo, I said my whole chat over there and all of us just spammed fatness chat. I was getting bothered
Yo boys, can we all go spam this chat and just say fat fat fat everybody?
Everybody go in
I love that
Let's go and I just okay for some reason counter strike opened in full screen
What is yoga?
It's a player.
He's getting slammed.
He's getting slammed.
He's getting slammed.
I just went up,
and I took such a review of him.
He's getting slammed by Pat.
Did you see that?
Look at his stupid forehead.
3L, 3L.
Look, he...
I see it easy.
I don't lose these.
Oh
Motherfucker you see that
Man he hit me with a counter spell. Oh my did you see that?
You see that I saw you
Yeah, you see the Nate. How do you move the counter spell?
I don't know what's happening in my chair right now, Rome.
It's so great.
All right, Hunter, you staying on?
Yeah, I'm staying on me.
I'll set the troops big dog.
GGs is what you made.
I'll back in the mix Tuesday.
You already know.
Let me know what you're doing.
Hey, I got League of Legends, the tournament actually on Thursday.
So I'm down to play.
I'll probably stream it every day until then.
Are you going to play this after you play your tournament?
your turn. I feel like you might. I might too. We got the Daisy stuff but bro I am and I'm not
kidding you down to play every night and actually make like a climb to diamond. I'm in. So wait
you're getting better. Wait you're, wait you're gonna do that Daisy thing. Right now we're just
I'm just gonna delay it a little bit, but uh.
I'd be surprised if you stick that.
All right.
Well, I'm down.
We got everything.
We got the server.
We got everything.
We're in the rock.
It's just a matter of like timing now.
Two of them.
Yeah.
All right.
Say, thank you, bro.
I love you, man.
Shit.
Next time, let's not believe.
All right, Chad.
I bet they go back.
Yeah, but I'll keep it a pancake with you, Chad.
Like, I just don't got the lungs in me no more, man.
I don't got the stride. I
Don't got the fucking tenacity that I once did I don't got the girth in me
You hear me I used to be
Like they they wanted me on the Denver Broncos, bro
And I just don't got it no mo
You know, I don't got it I thought I
Thought I was they them
I
Guess I'm not
But I guess I'm not low T low T
Yeah, I love you, man
Thanks for the love this week, man. We have some good streams, man
We have some good for a 16 hour hold on we had a 16 hold on we have you we had a 16 hour
11 hour by 10 and a half hour
And nine hour. I think that's pretty good
That is overtime Merck's by definition
By definition, that's overtime Merck's
And I had fun
And I love the plethora plethora was the word the week by the way
And I love the plethora of games that we have to play right now. All right, shout out Nico a shout out hutch
Shout out drag shout out Tim shout out clock
Shout out arc Raiders shout out chess
Shout out league shout out apex shout out counter strike
Shout out peanut. We put a peanut sweet to forgot about that. Oh, that was a rough session man. Wow
It's fucking answers
Y'all have never seen a motherfucker more in pain in my life than that man streamed
When you look at him without audio you to think that he is doing hard
Labor, you know, and he's like exhausted from swinging a fucking hammer all like you think he's roofing in the summer
You don't have it shout out symphony, right? I have fun playing a little sim
You think this motherfucker is is roofing in the summertime
Like he's a plumber or something man. He's out there just going toilet to toilet bro hates waking up for work
Dude, I think he likes streaming still, but yo dude, he like look at how much pain he looks like he's in at all times
It's truly insane. All right, yo, I love y'all man. Have a great weekend. Enjoy it
I'm going fishing with tomorrow when you're sleeping when you wake up
Just imagine me on a boat in the middle of the Atlantic, bro. It's in it on a boat
Just out there bro
On a boat, bro
Deep in the sea bro miles offshore man miles
20 40 miles off just ripping fucking NAR. I don't even know what that means
But ripping the fucking NAR
Okay, just imagine that bro. It's ripping the NAR
Rip it big doings in Amish RIP bro. We're you tubing it fuck. No
Hell no. We ain't you tubing it dumb as shit. I said 20
What what's happened to it? Oh my god. Oh, we're shit. Oh, oh
Oh
Yeah, I mean like how does he get to her to get the subs and he's bitching right now
Like I don't even got to play audio and I know
watch this and
I literally didn't know what was happening for a second and
I
I genuinely forgot that that was a thing.
And I just get, that's just 200 gifts, bro.
I need to W in the chat.
This guy's unreal, bro.
Yo, what an unbelievable human man truly.
OK, I'll be back Tuesday, probably.
I might be back Monday.
Maybe Monday.
We'll see how I'm feeling.
I do want to stream more in May.
Like every week, we're going to be putting in mad hours.
Like we're going to hit the end of the month.
I'm going to be at like 250, 260 hours or closer to 300.
We'll put a lot of hours in the screen before I leave for Italy in June
So I will be doing that. Don't you worry
Maybe Monday, maybe probably Tuesday, but maybe my my uh tomorrow boat Sunday
with the fam
Monday
We'll see yeah, okay. I gotta get my screen
There's too much shaking and like he's just got too much shit going on on the screen, bro
Too many too too many titties. All right
Be good, man. Take care of yourself. Take care to the peace of love hold down for me. I catch you guys again soon
And I'm out. Hey, I'm gonna send everybody to hutch by the over the hutch because he's playing all night. So later