Northernlion
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01-13-2026 · 4h 50m
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Why is one pack of instant oatmeal 100 calories?
Like six oats in the fucking bag, the shit is supposed to be like nutritionally dense.
serving is a hundred calories. It's nothing, man.
The number of people,
Magraista, back me up here. There's no free thinkers left.
They're saying sugar. Bro, this is the on-flavored instant oatmeal, bro.
It's four grams of fiber, 13 total grams of carbs.
The other nine grams of carbs are oats, man.
What do you want them to be?
They need to make the packages twice as big for the same fucking cost.
That's too fucking much, man.
As a way too fucking much, it's oats, man.
plus two on the title, I got to think about the kind of shit that Bart will be
would prefer it to though. I literally everybody in the fucking law offices
thinks that Bart will be crazy. They literally are like demanding him to do
boring shit and he's like, I'd rather not. And they're like, what?
Fucking you'd probably rather not too braw, but you've got to, you know, keep
food on the table or whatever.
He's a squitty even he's a scriviner anyway.
And yet still in the book they never answered that question.
The reading Rambo, sorry, I got half of that.
Like, yeah, Bartleby's a scriviner but what the fuck does a scriviner do, man?
Bartleby, Bartleby, Bartleby, I would like three of your be, sir.
I'll pay you two days for cheese beer today.
You know, we'll, I became Australian halfway through the
the law and for some reason.
And Australia.
What you're cooking.
Fuck, she's burger.
Where's she's beer girl now?
I hate to tell you this.
America's two favorite things.
What don't we have already done?
Applebee's already got there.
You see the ad for the cheese burger they cut in half and then serve it in a bowl of melted cheese.
Wait, there was the beer coming.
Well, you're Applebee's so.
Apple Apple Beers wait a minute. Apple Beers pen pineapple apple apple beer. I have pineapple
Holy shit, you were just on vacation. I'm Apple beer. Oh, man
I'm gonna have to fucking sit. I got to take my gamer position out man. I can't
Always keep up otherwise. It's so easy to fix your whole life on vacation
Yeah, if you'd say go to a tropical paradise for a week. You're just out there
You just you're just out there like why do I have any problems? I'll just when I get back
I'm just gonna like fix a man. It's all so clear
Yeah, man, and then you get back and you get like a a single voice mail and you're like fuck that shit
God damn it
You don't give voice now. Yeah, you might give voice mail is actually
I think this is my bro calling
I'm trying to get laser hair removal. I'm back and shoulders with the fuck do you mean the only times you've got available
was Tuesday at 11 30 AM.
What the fuck kind of universe do you live in?
Lady people got a work.
Oh, that's 30 minutes from now.
Good luck.
Yeah, I don't think we're going to make it, man.
I don't think we're going to make it.
That's going to hurt, dude.
But I mean, get it done.
But that's going to hurt.
I don't think it's going to be as bad as waxing.
It's going to be worse than waxing.
There's no way with the waxing, which is so bad, man.
waxing is like what like a few strips of big out. This is going to be every like five seconds
You're going to it's going to suck dude. I'm okay with that. I think it's going to the thing is I think it is going to take
eight or 12 sessions. So I'm going to be at this ship for like a year and a half. Oh
Oh god, but the waxing level is going to be similar to a tattoo which is the only
No, I'm told it's it's a lot less bad than a tattoo
Okay, then maybe you're all right
I set there for six hours again the tattoo. I wanted to die but like
It's doable so if it's worth if it's not as bad as that then you're good. You're chill. I don't know if you guys have this as well
And by you guys are mean you as you're the only one here, but
Every time I'm on vacation. I'm like I should get a tattoo
I think it's because I see other people with tattoos, and I'm like, I should get a tattoo.
I think the thing about when people say that usually the people with tattoos are like,
yeah, you shouldn't get a tattoo, yeah, too.
But I don't, you're not a tattoo guy, man. Like, what would you get?
You're going to have something to get when you need some swag, man. I'm so swagless.
You shouldn't get a tattoo.
I shouldn't get a tattoo.
Not 37 years old.
Only facial hair I got is accidental, bald glasses,
but an up shirt, linen pants.
I need some swag, man.
You could get one of those like,
one of those like ankle tattoos or like,
I'm not gonna get an ankle tattoo, okay?
Let's see what those are fighting words.
I'm ankle tattoo.
I don't think you are the kind of guy
that you showin' a tattoo around all the time.
I just don't know if that's you.
Just something swag.
Maybe like the, the, the,
the top saying that.
Maybe I can get that freak from the,
in the arrow plane over the sea album cover,
you know, the, the maiden with the potato head.
I'll get that tattooed on my, on my forearm.
We haven't talking about it before it made before it.
It's a drum that's not gonna be potato.
I'm gonna listen to the shim for the 25 years thinking
that's a potato.
I thought it was 100% I thought it was a raw potato cut in half, man, oh, shit.
Do you like, is this full 100% bit, and you do not have an actual idea for a tattoo?
Or have no idea.
Or have no idea.
I have no idea what I would give for a tattoo, but I think that you can't.
That's the cardinal sin of tattoos is getting one when you don't know what to get.
Unless you're Justin, who's like, I don't know.
It's a little picky. Yeah exactly, but then you have you have to have like nine tattoos before you can start doing that. I feel like
I don't know I I didn't know what I want until I got a joke tattoo for a subgoal
And then when I went to the tattoo place
I was like this would go pretty hard and the tattoo guy was like yeah, that would go pretty hard. He's a good salesman and we did try force
No
Well, so I had I was listening. I'm just going to start right there. I was listening
Then also and who's not listening. I was fucking I had a curse happened last night. I was cursed and my camera fell down and then I reset it
And there's never looked exactly the same it looks slightly different
It looks slightly different now. I can't figure out how to fucking get it back to the normal level
I don't know I feel like I was cursed last night having to watch that shit for three and a half hours. It was one of the worst football games
of every meal prep during the watching of.
Yeah, that's pretty bad.
I think I fixed it, man.
I think I think I know it's not much of a curse, then.
No.
But that's literally just because I got back from vacation.
If that would be like two weeks before vacation, I'd be like,
there you have to accept that everything in the only constant in life is
change. So never get used to anything. This is what real life is like. Why, why,
I don't think anything, why are they ever, I don't think anything exactly exact.
I'm on the other side from you. It's fun. I have this cool little thing with
windows where, you know, like, if my mixer turns off and I turn it back on,
sometimes, all of the audio settings on windows go to default, which is 100, which
which is loud.
True loud.
Yeah, I would say too loud.
You think that, like, you know,
your TV doesn't start at 100 when you turn it on
for the first time?
I like, well, that's true.
It usually is like at like a 15 or something,
out of like 100, but no, like,
let's just put everything in a 100, you know?
Did you have a sound bar on your TV?
I do.
It turned my TV into an old TV.
What do you mean?
The, you know, the joke that you and Shibli have about.
Oh, you got he, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're going to win the fuck out?
I got a, we got a new TV, like, a few years ago.
And I was like, this is the first TV I've ever had
where I touched like 20 plus on the volume.
Then month and a half ago, we got a sound bar.
And on like nine, the shit is fucking, like blasted in me.
Like percussive.
Yeah, it's insane.
Yeah.
I have a problem.
It's not my problem.
It's the fucking developers problem, but I have a bunch of apps on my TV to watch different stuff. You know, I got HBO Max
I got you by got Amazon Prime
Everything is that like pretty much the same volume except YouTube, which is like three times as loud for some reason
So I don't YouTube on it's fine. Like I I put the volume on like usually like 10-11 maybe and
Then I switched to HBO Max and I want man watching them. You know season two of the pit and they're like
I can't fucking hear anything man. It's so quiet. I got to go up to like 25 the hear them and they should be doing
In the pit. There should be yelling. There should be like, oh no, oh no someone ordered an operation in a hospital fuck fuck
Oh, it's a scorn every bypasses. I need them on the pass immediately. Go go. No fuck the waiter. I'm a fool again. Oh no
It's seriously it but then I switched back to you to when I forget that I turned it up and then YouTube has this intro
I don't know if it's like,
and it fucking, like, I fly back like Marty McFly against the fucking back of my wall when it happens man.
It's kind of shit that like when you hit the wall your legs are like straight out.
And then you like slide down, you know, like you slide down in a seated position with your legs straight out.
You know, cartoon style, it's fun, man.
It's fine though, you know, first full problems and all that.
You just turn it down after.
Kind of shit this guy you turn into a diamond into a pearl
Yeah, yeah, you know that one
Diamond to a pearl that doesn't make sense. You know that's how pearls are made just by chance you've crossed a dime in with a pearl
You've turned it on to world that's when you turn the world around
down.
We're going to bring back people being obsessed
over pretty rocks, man. Yeah, people should be
like, fuck, fuck, fuck diamond, honestly.
Like that shit boring is hell. We got to bring back
rubies, emerald sapphires, you know. It's crazy.
Like why don't people give a fuck about rubies,
sapphires, topaz, which literally does lightning damage.
People don't give a fuck about it.
Yeah man, like you got to like diamond rings are always like defense
uh, black who need to exactly walking around like the streets of the new
plus two and like here we are saying yeah plus two
more fire man, let's do perception or something like that diamond's pre-boring
me walking around with like a like a kitchen lighter with my plus four fire ruby ring man
trying to start some shit yeah but the cool down two seconds two point oh
Yeah, you should get a grill
You get a fucking grill maybe I should get a fucking grill maybe that's the same
That could be awesome. It would be so fucking sick to start the stream and then smile
Oh, you meant that kind of grill. Okay, sure. I don't want. I don't we have a barbecue already. Yeah
Yeah, I, I, I, I, you said one thing.
Oh, yeah, yeah, it was still, it, it was still funny,
either way, by the way, because you sang out of the blue in that conversation.
You should get a grill, it's just really funny.
I was still laughing, man.
Okay, this motherfucker said 10 minutes, it's been 15 minutes.
This guy, I'm not even fucking with you.
He takes 21 minutes to make a couple of coffee.
I've timed it.
I'm, I'm on, I'm on TV now.
I'm on that team. It takes I mean let's see the the kettle that chibli bot that he left here takes like a minute to heat up to boil in which is crazy
I didn't know you can do that. Can I say something to defend Americans a little bit not the country, but the individuals inside of it
British people and well really everybody else from around the world except for
Americans
uses an electric kettle to make their tea and they all make fun of you for using like a microwave the heat up the water
I'm going to tell you they should does not fucking matter at all. I I agree, but I think you've missed the mark in that like it's worse than that because like
They will yell at you they'll be like why don't Americans have kettles in their house at all?
Bro, if you're not making tea, you don't need it. That's true. Anything else? You don't need one. I can't believe it'll have a kettle bro until I had the idea. I didn't need a fucking kettle.
100%. I didn't need one. Plus, you need a fucking, a sense of you calling that, sirs.
I have a fucking process. I have a fucking Zodia Rushi, a hot water kettle. So if I want a fucking tea, I just press a button and it comes out of the kettle instantly at the right temperature.
No, no, it has to take exactly one minute 90 seconds as too long in zero seconds is way too fast
This is me the fuck off man
I did I did a classic absolute dumbass play and burnt my hand with the kettle
Yesterday or two days ago, because I was like cold you were holding the TV
You know, I don't have I don't have a tea bag. I just put the tea in my
hand and pour the water. No, it's so much, so much worse than that. Because that's
like so absurd that it's like impossible, but this one is just absurd enough to be
stupid to do. But I, it's cold and I have my house really cold. So I was like the
kettle finish and I was like, oh my hands are so cold. Let me just put them above
the steam. Oh, no, no, no, no. There is boiling man. There's a boiling hot. What do
you think you know, like actual dumbass, like got to learn the hard way shit, man, like
it looks so soft. It just looks like it's like usually every like when you're boiling
water over a stove, you can put your hand over it, just fine, and it's like, oh, that's
nice to warm. Kettles don't fuck around, man, that shit's not untreated. You know what's
Crazy is when you like run your hand through steam for a second and then your dumbass brain goes wait
Why are my fingers wet?
You're like, wow, I thought I touched gas why are my fingers wet?
Yeah, stupid brain man. You're doing that to your heart. You're like, man. Why are my fingers wet?
No, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I've never done that me. I've never done that man.
Oh, fucking, it is scary having those moments where you realize you're just a bunch of electrical signals locked in a meat bag.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Oh man.
How the fuck is this happening at all?
Like, what's, how did I get this far?
I was watching a cooking video last time.
This guy, like, cooking up some big old, like, king crab or something.
And he cooks it and he's pulling the meat out.
And it's just like, it's all just like, like, the white, whatever.
And I'm like, how does that even work?
how does it create your move with just like a bunch of white meat?
It's true. It's not white meat.
I know but like when it's not white it's a different but it's like it's just
all it's just it's just a jellyfish man. You're gonna lose his mind.
What's a jellyfish?
You got me there.
Ryan you're looking you're pulling the three top builders from the
I have a box there.
Oh shit, you right now, yeah.
Mine, and craft.
I got a beach house on an island.
Please down blocks of diamond.
Not jupples for dinners.
Mops going to be hiding.
I will never dig straight down because it'll kill me.
I promise when you mine and that's a guarantee.
You know what I'm talking about?
Yep.
Jump on the minecart track.
Put some powered rails on it.
Anything you want.
I can dig break in, mine it, you deserve it,
that I'm in, you deserve it all.
How many times have you listened to that?
Probably 25 times.
Okay, I feel like I would have somehow turned my brain off,
but I guess after 25 times, it would have been.
Well, I gotta listen to a lot of the quiet shorts,
and that's like the best twice shorts song, I think.
And I'm not even fucking with you.
There's also C, AV, E, S, C, AV, E, S, Minecraft, Minecraft.
I see.
I'm trying to mind with you for real.
I like it.
I'm going to peel it, but I'm ready.
I'm updating the game a little bit.
Take a time, take your time.
There's creative, what's creative?
I think it's it's a K-pop demonent there's
I don't even know who you are anymore
Obviously, I can't I've been I've been changed as a as a result of fatherhood but in like the worst way possible
a little of that
Streaming this streaming world's got to you a lot too. This is not like no more father
Stuff entirely. I don't think well I talk about normal father stuff, but then like Chad just goes shot up
Well, yeah, I have a few billion times now like we get it
Pissing me off now. I was talking about how instant oatmeal is a hundred calories per pack. It's not enough calories
People are like oh, here's what I would do. I would just where's my recipes? I have teaspoon of chia seeds
I have teaspoon of hemp seeds. I put some coconut shavings in there. I put a little like that
But here's, I don't mean this to, I'm going to speak to you as if you are a L-L-M,
and I don't mean this offensively.
I have eight minutes to prepare and eat a meal that will keep me full from 7 30 AM
until 2 PM.
So we are, all this shit that's like I'm getting the pothocary bottles out is not going
to happen.
So let's find a way in the middle where we can make this happen.
And I think the answer is just more oatmeal, man.
seven or two is I know he's not going to say well I got a kid but just like
just like make up a couple of breakfast burritos on one day and then
there could go what day on what day on what day I don't fucking Sunday the
Lord's day for crying out I don't know what you're doing I can make sure I
big seven potatoes last night that's going to keep me going for a little bit
But there are seven potatoes left.
I mean, they're going to punch in the little potato.
I got some chicken breast, too.
I got some chicken breasts.
So you're going to want to eat it with your drugs, right?
The dry potato in one like chicken breast.
I got a French red hot sauce.
I got French red hot sauce.
Amen.
But the potatoes are pissing me off, because it takes almost an hour in the oven.
So I said, let's knock this shit out in the microwave.
So I microwave it for like eight minutes
and then put it in the air fryer for 10 minutes.
I'm still like 18 minutes for the fucking baked potato.
That's too fucking much, bro.
Air dense, they're dense.
They gotta make, gotta be something,
gotta be a way to make it cook faster.
You know?
I mean, what's wrong with that?
Just like put it in my boiler,
put it in like my boiler or something like that
and then just have them on demand.
What's wrong with like putting it in the oven
and then going and like recording some Isaac for an hour.
And then I have not been recording, that's the thing.
Oh, that's part of the, I don't know.
What do you, I don't go play with your daughter, I guess.
Can you just put it in this,
can you put like a bunch of potatoes outside on aluminum foil
and then like in a month they'll cook and be in there
and you can just grab them as you wish?
Oh, get us two weeds.
Just start sous-feeding baked potatoes.
Maybe they're playing, man.
There might be a play.
you're going to back of the stream too on the show just to be sorry games almost
done updating you'll ever have play spake potatoes those go
it's probably the best baked potato you can see yeah you're like wow they're
really fucking that second bake really made it when they do we have a
Jesus, but her first bake is just the bare minimum of that second bake is really nice, yeah
There's something about cooking something
Ripping all the innards out of it after it's done mixed in the truth putting it back in the carcass of the thing that you've desiccated and
Yeah, make it again
She can still chicly did I guess
I'm gonna desiccate this like drying out, right? Yeah
Devil eggs. Yes, you guys see together yet
They Franco, Alice, and Bree.
I know.
No.
No.
There's the controversy.
weren't they getting sued because like their story is very similar to something else.
They worked on or some other dude.
I don't know.
Could be.
Could be.
I don't know.
I didn't know about all that.
I'd say three stars.
Plug a little.
That was a plug a little Tim, but they'd show.
I told Ryan this in discord.
I'll say it here, because it's true.
I enjoyed Wicked Corps, you didn't like Wicked,
and I remember that, hated it, right?
The first one I didn't hate, but I didn't get it.
And I was just like, bro, let me offer me.
Let me tell you the second one.
Yeah, I know I watched it.
As you watched it, why would you watch the second one?
You didn't like the first one?
They should've called it for bad.
Alice wanted to finish.
Like this one?
I was like, okay, yeah, whatever.
I was like, man.
They didn't know what they did to want to finish the store.
I didn't know you were doing that.
Why is it two and a half hours long?
It's so much worse in the first one.
It's terrible.
Like first one, I think, I think generous is a four star
three and a half.
If you want to be, you know, dingy with it.
Like one and a half stars on the same one.
Four and a half for the first one.
No, I said four or three and a half.
Oh, okay.
You know, first one was just awful.
It's fucking awful.
First of all, watching it and making me feel close to the Alice,
No, we both hated it.
Would you say you're more of a glinda or more of an alphabet?
I don't care.
Elphabah.
Right.
But like, she did not care that her sister died.
Holy shit, she did not care.
But I don't even know.
I just found out the witches were beefing.
I found out that like a month ago that the witches are beefing.
I thought that they were sisters and they were closer when they were united to fight the wizard or whatever.
Every scene is different.
that's one scene there he thinks second scene they're like best friends in it
because that's what wasn't room majority of the movie and nothing is explained
the everything's melodramatic nothing is going on and we're sorry it's annoying
it's one of those movies where the entire plot could be solved by like a 20
second conversation and they just never do it
I see you know there's also there's also a point in the movie again it's spoilers
I don't care about what is for a bad movie like I'm saving you for this
was going to move you were all about literally it's like look at the
lizard and goes I'm gonna kill you and then she just doesn't
and walks on and I don't like what are you do what is that happening right now
and they have not it off as well but does he just like disappear and like
yeah he's like doesn't
the fire and she was defining sanity I mean defying sanity yeah
You know like they like ran through the whole Wizard of Oz movie in like ten minutes
Which I think it's pretty funny
Yeah, I'd say it's run through it's about a hundred years old. Yeah, it's true. Something they never show Dorothy's face
They don't do they do they do a thing where they show like the red slippers
With like a musical sting to be like oh shit
Those are the more these fucking slippers man those are gorgeous
that's so sick let me probably the
team off of the uh... also was disabled sister's dead body
who she does not care about at all
dropped a house on the only girl in the wheelchair man
it is fucked up the drop a house on her
now you see what season one of westbrode
you can see that
I've actually seen that. I've seen that one. I watched the first like half of it and then got bored, which is
I know it's good. It gets a frick off. West, West, West, West, West has an interesting arc.
I, I'm not speaking to the quality of it being bad. I could have been in a bad move when I watched it.
I'll give, I'll get myself the L on that one. But the first few seasons are pretty good. It does get worse as part of it was on in my opinion.
I think you can stop at season one and you're, and you're good.
to be fair, I also did the same thing with breaking bad, where I watched like four episodes.
Okay, now that would pump the brakes kid.
That's really good.
That's really good.
That's really good.
I didn't say it.
I didn't say it.
You would love season two.
He literally played Sonic.
I think doesn't he play Sonic racing or something?
I don't know.
It's such a thing.
No, Jesse.
Jesse and Jessica Jones.
They are, they are like high in front of the TV.
I don't know if they're playing video games though.
This is us.
If you're watching Breaking Bad right now and you get to season two,
take a picture on your phone to screenshot of Jesse and his girlfriend
and say this is us.
And like in multiply the number of episodes left by 60 and in that many minutes reply,
oh my god, I'm so sorry, I didn't know.
When I sent this, I didn't know.
Oh my god, oh my god, don't need to get me started a pleurbist man.
You wash out, you wash out of the pleurb?
It's just in the way, in the pleurb.
They all fan.
Except for like six of them, I think it's a good show
We're fucking nothing happens. I sort of say like I said show that I like that I'm so annoyed that the pacing is so God damn annoying
Yeah, I don't know how nothing happened in the show. It's it gets such a good show
But please God can something happen in the whole show, please
Yeah, the premise is very interesting and then it like called it I called it. It's literally sign-for-
someone was like, no, no, no, no, no, we did a jackbox joke and I had to like
room blurb us and I said it's like the fly episode from Breaking Bad but
worse. Nothing happens. I know it's a good people love that episode like I mean
you're free best on the roof here. Anyways, now you should watch blurred
because it's such a good show to rage-based people with like it's the best show
that you can say stuff about and piss people off. Like it's so good for that.
100%. I honestly could be like a vacation for a guy like me if everybody was just like,
hey, we're gonna leave you alone for a bit. Yeah, you just don't have a vacation. I'd like every
one. There's a lot of, you know, well, I wouldn't say a lot, but there's, you know, they talk about that,
I guess.
But main character is like you want a puncher, a little time.
Oh, really?
I wouldn't say that's how I feel about her, but...
Oh, God, I'd love the puncher.
She had a puncher.
She said it again.
She's so annoying.
She is annoying.
She's literally the show.
Spoilers.com.
The bomb that come in the last episode of the day man
Watching better call Saul and every time they go to the cinema posting
I can't imagine a more depressing scenario than being in a cinema black and white
And you can't get this cinnamon roll,
you can't eat the cinnamon roll.
Why not?
Because I work there.
Yeah, I mean, you probably get this count,
but otherwise you stay on a pay for it.
I need you 100%.
If you work at a restaurant,
you should be able to eat whatever you want for free.
I'm not just trying to farm woke points.
You should be able to eat whatever you want for free.
If your business is so fucked up,
that you can't just like, literally,
you should have margins acceptable enough
that like the amount of food that one human being would eat cannot possibly cause you to become less profitable.
Yeah, I guess that doesn't make any sense to me, man.
What the heck do you mean McDonald's can't sell to me fair that average McDonald's work or maybe it's like 19 so they're still like,
I'm going to be on all of those people who hire more than one person.
Yeah.
How do they also feed more than one person?
Well, unless it's a subway,
But what if you, you know, there's like there's the couple people that like when they died in their house
They had to like knock down the wall and carry them out with a forklift. That's gonna be me working at a cinema
I'm gonna live there because I can't leave
You're gonna be coming
I'm part of the key
Oh, really tell where the product. Yeah, okay, this I am cinema, don't you pun some of this
I think because McDonald's is food is so damn cheap, definitely could easily feed.
They could definitely feed their employees, don't they?
Yeah, man.
We're going to make them download the app though.
Well, there is a reward point.
You got to get that.
I refuse timing the food is cheap for them to make it's not cheap for them to sell because
they are cheap and greedy but.
Did you guys know you can also now at least in Canada you can use the McDonald's
at points to get a discount on your vacation.
What?
You can they're partnered with expedient so you can get like 7% off an expedient
booking with your points.
How many, how many, how much you eat in that McDonald's that it's helping you save money on a vacate
I honestly hate early
At this point, it's saving you money that you didn't McDonald's man. Oh, she's right. Oh, no
Okay
I don't know
All you got to do is book the penthouse suite at the birds Dubai and then 7% of that is like a hundred grand probably and then you know
You only ate 500 McDonald's or something like that. You're coming out in the in the green
McDonald's mastercard. You need to use for the breakfast breeders. I do I do have the McDonald's
McDonald's mastercard. You get two ex points from McDonald's
You can put stuff in the chunk of the car now. Yeah
That's crazy man. This is a future dude. Oh my god, you guys beat out of the same time.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh, the freaking Garth will be alive.
Is it a, okay, close an island circle for a second. The island?
It's starting to shnoo.
Actually they changed the snowman.
Ooh, John's snoo.
Like the snow is actually like the there's a lot more snow now.
There is a lot more snow though.
Yeah. People must have complained about it.
Oh, we got to rush an update.
Yeah, they have winter and this is a super question to this.
No, in Korea.
Yeah. Oh yeah.
Yeah, like a decent amount.
It gets really cold.
Looking thunder snow?
But no snow, I never experienced under snow when I was there.
Oh no, I'd right now, I'd like it to happen.
They did have the winter Olympics there, that is true.
You didn't even wear the mountain, no.
They literally had it in Los Angeles, so.
When I went to Korea, it was minus 14 degrees Celsius, what I remember.
Pretty cold. Pretty cold. That's pretty cold.
The coldest experience. Really? What to do? Yeah, she didn't know what to do.
She never been in a cold. We're like a front of your jeans. It's cold every single day.
It's not that cold around Thanksgiving usually.
But people from the Midwest, like exclusively complain about how cold it is.
Yeah, global warming change is not going to be like that.
Now they're just babies.
I'm just trying to say they're babies, space.
Oh, okay.
Happy to be with you.
Well, they're also not in the playoffs anymore, so it's like on that. Okay, yeah, I'm all those Eagles fans. It's fucking good
Yeah, I think I've experienced like a temperature under like eight degrees, maybe
You're missing out is that Fahrenheit? Yeah, yeah, so that'd be crazy selfies
Dude, when we were in the United States, it was like that's crazy.
When we were in the nation of Hawaii, the person was like, where are you from?
And we said Canada and they said it's cold there. And we said, no, not that cold we were from.
And then they said what? Like, another one needs all of one say all of one say all of a sudden.
Yeah, we'll catch on a third case, please.
Bigger's poop, bigger's poop.
I did not get knocked out on the boss.
Oh, you knocked it.
I knocked it out easily.
It's a loop.
The biggest thing is poop.
Anyway, she was like, how cold is it get there?
And then she said, 20 degrees.
And then Kate went, no, like, minus 10.
And then her face dropped.
And I realized that she was talking in Fahrenheit.
And my wife was talking in Celsius.
So officially now, we've contributed to misinformation, so she, the person we were talking to now thinks that we basically lived in the Arctic, which is her fault because she should be using the metric system.
Yes.
I'm not a drop over here.
I'm not a good kid.
It's over to the right.
Good engagement by the way.
Oh no, was there another one?
I don't know.
I was just on the smoke over to the right.
Oh, no, man.
I have no, uh...
I'm also at the P90 if anyone wants this.
This should go to the...
The fuck is 5.7mm?
He's even one of his rescues guys.
This guy said you've been making a call and said what's fun with 7 million here. I've never seen purple ammo before
I've got a
MP5
Okay, I knew right him. Yay
You won't get motion sick now so true. Oh
Somebody else should drive cuz I got the M249
Okay
I'm gonna...
Oh, it's a fucking aww.
I forgot how to spell it.
Oh, left left left left, but I might be in thought of fire.
Oh, no, I'm gonna sniper!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
We got places to go.
This guy, this guy had a tier 3.
I was sneaking into the air, so I thought some of the lights will be up here and then, uh...
Oh no, they're eliminated from playoff content.
Oh no!
Oh no!
Oh no!
Oh no!
Oh no!
Oh no!
You can break it.
There's a real people.
Oh I see him, I see him.
I see him.
Yeah, probably a tree.
Oh, this thing is not a tree control.
That's got to go in the field.
It's got to go in the field.
It's, uh...
Come on, show yourself.
He's by that tree, but he's here again.
I got to get out of the car.
Yeah, I got out of the car.
I got out of the car.
This lucky son of a.
He threw something out of us.
Blu-ray.
It's like, it's like, I'm shooting smoke.
I'm priming a grenade and then throwing it out of him.
I think that's a fucking hit him.
Not gonna work.
Not gonna work.
He's moving down to the drop.
Apollo's running at him.
I hit him.
Okay, I definitely hit him. He's in. I hit him again. He's a week. But what is that? This train on green
You push back. He got shot by someone else. He's dead. He's dead. He's dead. What?
So, a car in the road just in front of us? I
Shot him twice someone else shot him. He flopped. He's his body is behind the weird. I'm like
Why do I feel so stressed? Oh, actually freaking Minecraft man. Yeah
Yeah
I got the car boys. Oh, no, no sweat. Oh, that guy was one of our tire, man
That was a bike here. That was
That's a turf. I got a single see-through. Yeah. I got a dune buggy
Dune buggy seems good
I need the hell with that man.
Jesus.
You know, fucking litch in the call man.
I'm gonna have you all man.
I'm gonna have you all man.
Oh, big group by me.
Confirms.
Get out of there, get out of there.
Oh, that yeah, I heard guns over there. I didn't know your way up there
I'm coming up out around
I'm very close to that guy. Oh, there's another dog. What? They're cool. They're cool. Am I stupid?
Yeah, let's drive the safety so I can there was like five people here. What is that? Oh, oh
There's boys on the road over there on the guard. I'll be right here
There's orange pink
Yup, by the street right here, I'm street on thing.
He's so perfectly obscured.
Good shooting.
So it's so an orange street.
The way he's moving. He's a Bob, but I can't.
Yeah, they do like, yeah, they do.
Yeah, they do.
Orange tree. Orange tree. Orange tree.
You mad strang. Oh, you got him.
Man, I'm gonna go pick up a mouth.
I'm, I'm pretty much at the circle.
I mean if you guys want to, I'm like, oh, maybe I'll go pick up a half of him.
He's got a bike, right?
He's got a guy in rock, all of the bike.
I'm a guy in the orange rock, here.
I don't got him.
I'm mad one of these days is going to work man.
One of these days by a space.
One of these days by a space.
Everybody.
What's that?
There's a shooting somewhere up.
Yeah, I'm green up.
The Connison's mission.
Oh my god we would not walk away from there.
You got a bike right up all I lost it but it's okay I'm running home.
It was a motherfucking fire fight.
We're talking about this.
We're talking about this.
Well there's a tree.
Hell of a combo zone, hell of a combo zone, I'm not that thing.
Is it tower the tower combat here?
Oh, sound...
The trouble with the MAPOUS!
What the heck?
I'm a fairer in there. It shouldn't go.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry my cam. I hit one.
Is that this free? I'm green. Oh, God.
You're not good driving. I'm gonna be a little bit on the outside of the skirmish.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Nice
We got to get up the car's gonna talk
I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead. He's at the tree ready cross for me. I'm gonna try to ping it.
Oh, I got down.
Oh, son of a bitch.
He's going to rest. Oh, we got nail by somebody else.
It was looking me.
Let's go.
Nothing to go get to them. I can't get to them.
I got a chance, man.
I could take me a while.
I'm running.
You're not allowed.
You're not allowed.
Oh, I got a reload!
How close are you guys to dead?
Oh, son of a-
I got a long way.
You can see it on the bottom left.
Oh, yeah, but I'm busy.
I am like, I follow your face!
I am Mugspoon Doc Saints, okay?
I think it's my favorite movie.
You watch this on every single plane ride?
I'm shaking right now. I'm shaking.
It feels so good. The PUBG Rushman.
There's only two fellas left.
Yeah, I knocked one and...
You found him?
You got him?
Okay, I was gonna say, should I move away?
There's a...
Smoke over there.
Oh, that's probably where he is. There's just one more thing.
Go shark, I'm go shark him.
I'm going.
I'm going.
Sting slower.
Look man, I got a horse power.
Dude, they got to get a more horse power.
Dude, look look at the worst driving ever.
He was just going to die in the blue.
Nah.
That would be the same.
Stimmed up to Timbuck 2.
Stimmed up to Timbuck 2.
Okay, see. Bye, Sam.
Yeah. Hands up.
Right here, he's on my mark for you.
Okay, I'm running as much as I do.
He's fucking hit him, but he didn't die.
What?
He's not, he's a butt. Oh, I drove into the blue.
You shoot me. Oh my god, that was fucking brutal man. I'll go on
What the hell I have a pan. I don't have one of these
Yeah, I killed the bot. I killed the bot. Can you shoot me? It's that's another fucking win right there
You serve you serve. It's another casual win
I think there was at least a couple other people in there at the end.
The ones that we got out of a car and fought, the ones driving the car and that really
individuals for sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure.
Real tax paying since I'm not going to go that far.
I
I could feel that that was a good stretch man
They should take I want an audio clip of that and then I want to overlay it on some dude with like a face hugger or like the chest firster from Alien yeah, or the back
Backbursts there from alien covenant. Yeah, you know what we need now
And I'm probably gonna lecture next next alien movie ridley Scott's got to get a bottom burst
What I'm talking about coming out the draws
Oh hell no.
I'd be pretty good man. They should put Medeity in an Alien movie. Medeity of versus Alien.
True. Medeity of versus Medeity of.
Dan Traction Burton, you got the...
So true. The alien...
License yet?
Yeah, I'll tell you.
Yeah, Predator.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Oh, you don't know another movie I watched?
I recently watched on stream kind of.
I mean, I think I guess.
You watch on stream is it royalty-free?
No.
Is it recent?
Yes.
Um...
Is it on Netflix?
No.
Is it did you purchase it on Crave while okay, don't that's a wasted question
Well, I guess you had this it started this is star Benicio del Toro no
Was it nominated for best picture absolutely not
Casablanca I'm gonna say Casablanca oh shit
The war of the world.
Oh, right.
And I found out that in theaters together.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Dude, yeah, we did, we did.
But we used to go.
We had like a, you know what I mean?
No, my mind.
A movie night.
We watched it in discord.
Holy crap.
Yeah, that is the worst movie that's ever been committed to like,
recording.
I heard that all ice cube doesn't the movie is like he sits in a chair
and watch a security camera and it goes like oh shit
oh hell no no no no no no no no no no no no no way
yep that's a little bit where they
give them a little guy and a thousand dollar Amazon gift card to go to the drone over
sick they do yeah yeah the movie is is you know owned by Amazon and then in the movie
Amazon saves the world. Yeah, they place an Amazon Prime order and he
drone delivers a USB stick to save the world. Well, look at that, it's so effective, too, because it was the right amount of bad to like, yeah, everyone.
everyone talks about how bad it is and those those the exact kind of you feeling pretty good about that unfortunately you guys got to watch first reformed man
Well, maybe not you Apollo might be there might be too much too scary too scary
It's probably my I mean this is saying so it's probably my favorite said Rick the entertainer movie
I, what is he, man?
Man of the house, the cookout, who's your caddy.
He was in Barbershop 1 and 2.
Barbershop.
Barbershop back in business.
He was in that one.
He's still alive.
He's centered the entertainer's that alive.
Yeah.
Yeah, I think he's like 50, three years old, man.
Of course.
I don't think Senator the owner is 61 apparently, but I don't think it's pretty young in the world.
I don't know.
A lot of those guys, just not people are dead, man.
Do you read shit?
People just don't.
Yeah, but like, but why is Shedrick?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I was just acting on him.
I'm not trying to figure out what's going on.
I'm not trying to figure out what's going on.
I'm just not just looking for any particular reason they he would have died.
I don't know anything about him, but you did see him somewhat.
That was the reason I had from your voice.
Bernie Mac died.
Yeah.
They were together.
They didn't want to get their colleagues.
You probably wanted to send that guy to a man.
Sandra could probably also work with Daniel Day Lewis.
And like, okay, I like, you know, that's like, I don't think Daniel Day Lewis was in who's your catty?
How do you know that?
Daniel Day Lewis Daniel Day Lewis still alive, yeah, but I noticed, I never thought it didn't hit retire and then like unretired to do it.
He did his son's movie, and then many.
Yeah, he basically said, though, he's like, he just wants to do movies that he wants to do not.
Oh, yeah, because before he was really supposed to do something, he had nothing more than that.
I don't know man, I like I get it.
You get it?
No, but he was always, wasn't he always doing passion projects?
He was always like, I am for a week in the sewer so I can know how to frauds live.
I don't know.
Just good actor though, freaking, he's all right.
I'm freaking crazy.
I'm going to make a noise shake.
I'm really good.
I'm freaking crazy.
I'm freaking crazy.
I'm freaking, I'm freaking crazy.
I'm freaking crazy.
But those my favorite portrayal of like, what do you mean?
Really?
We cloned high, I guess.
Cloned high.
God damn.
Last year in the past.
Oh, yeah.
Or the future if they reboot it, which they might.
That's true.
True.
They probably will.
I'm just going to say, like, I know it's like kind of like Nippo Dad posting, but if
you're Dad's Daniel, they'll do us.
he says he's not going to do your movie. That's fucked up. Yeah, well, I mean, it's not bad.
Well, barely, it is not very good. I'll start right there. But no. Well, did you see the interview with Kate
Winsley? I did see the interview. I did see the interview. I was like, I'm just doing my sons
maybe because I think it's really good. Well, that's a net. Well, that's a netball mommy thing.
If anything, it's like a baby, isn't it?
Well, you're but her baby gave her a job,
because the director hires the actress.
So, well yeah, but the movie wouldn't have gotten greenlit if she...
Isn't she direct or isn't she like a producer?
Yeah, like heavily involved in it as well.
Well, she probably the female lead if I had the guest,
she wanted to ask her.
Huh.
Their car has to drop a one and go get it, but, oh, I'm doing it.
We need a car, we don't need a car.
I know that's what I'm gonna get to draw.
Oh, you know, it also got nominated a lot. The pit season one, you should watch it.
Right, I'm not media maxing right now, so I might.
You know, what's considered by many to be the greatest show of all time, Apollo?
The news mash the wire.
Monday night football.
But you won't watch that either, now will you?
See, the difference though, is that I only nominate Erton, I only recommend, like,
less like a single digit worth of things ever and I'm not like this. So I only can do like three more and then I have to stop
Yeah, I've been just recommending that one thing for years. That's fair.
Guys read the death that I've been ill at by Leo Tolstoy.
Not recently.
No.
That's the salesman.
Arthur Miller never read it. Maybe maybe she get in the place next.
be Arthur Miller and George Miller should like do that the death of the salesman on death
of Mad Max I'm fucking zombie version yeah oh that's George Romero George Miller I was
thinking of fucking like zombie Willy Loman that's kind of cool oh so me
You sold me brains or whatever, I've never read it.
But the fuck is the links AMR?
Oh, that's like a, I think it's like a,
like the 50-kow or something in this game.
What is the AMR for it?
There's no AMR, oh, does it shoot?
Well, does it say, is it like 7-62 or something?
7-62.
It just has 10 bullets in it and that's all.
Oh, yeah, yeah, because it'll like, it like
talks everything up, I think it's really strong.
But you're like, 10 shots.
Oh, fuck's with it, whatever.
Some of the
It's something he's blind or whatever the zeppelin. Yeah, there's a glider above us
The zeppler
Get the lead out
I know what you're talking about
Is this gonna be like one of the the aim-boughting dude who just like kept shooting a zeppler from
I don't know what you're talking about mouth. No one has ever cheated in puppy
Oh shit, he's got his eyes on me.
He's dropping grenades on me.
are ain't bought in grenades?
Did he get like that?
We should blow up if I should do with the 50 count.
Tell me, he's so awesome.
That could be so cool.
Well, no, no, no.
I gotta wait until it lines up.
I can't take the...
Oh, I can't!
Oh, that was a friend.
Oh, friend.
That's so fucking awesome dude, it's so fucking sick man, what are we to go man?
Blood.
Oh, yes, yes, good not a foul, crazy dude, oh, it's destroyed, actually it exploded man.
It's
Our pressure stop shooting is taking to the melee weapons. Those are pretty obvious who was, but
I've never been too careful, man. Yeah, that was sick
That was awesome, but you've been trying to go
I'm gonna ritual ritual
Get in get in motherfucker. Of course you gotta find your own way answer me. These questions three
I was still getting stuff. I didn't find any remote. How do you need that much stuff man? I didn't have an even
There's not what I would have to see done and have me. It was bad. I think it was behind mouth for whole time
I left so there was so much stuff man
What are you looking for like the front of a gun?
I'm a friend.
I don't mind, I don't...
I don't mind.
Hello, Father.
I'm putting the- I mean, they don't know if the bots can even cross the bridge.
I'm going to be real.
I'm going to tell you about that.
All over to one caramel Machiata.
Okay.
Dude, that would hit the spot right now.
the spa right now. Oh, cuckoo cuckoo cuckoo. Wait, hold, hold, hold.
Light him up, boys.
Oh, oh, damn bots. He's bots, man. No, he's
This is where the name of bots were like that.
I know, I know.
I live in the 760.
They're, they're, they're a known entity,
no, the delivery I'm afraid.
State, there's no sad.
Oh, there is a sad, I guess, right next to me.
Guys, I'm gonna activate the saddle,
I hate if you don't mind.
What was that, dude?
Dude, it's, uh, supply caps, like a radar or something?
Do it, man.
I have an emergency cover flare.
Yeah, that's pretty fun, Mouth.
It drops to some rock, that'll this guy.
Anybody need a 6x?
I shit.
I mean, I could take one.
I got a 4x, but I could.
I'm gonna leave this airdrop that landed on the road.
I want to need like a new sniper's.
This thing only having 10 shots.
Kind of blocked.
That's Dr. Spicham.
Oh, no, get on the front of the bike, you fool.
You can shut it. Yeah, there's there's bots back here. I think oh, that's just like a bot
I don't think bots even land over on this place, man. Yeah, there's a whole group at the load out there
Watch this, Ryan. Watch the right. Yeah
I'm watching oh rock
That's pretty slick. Oh behind behind behind behind
He's right there.
Where's he going?
He's digging in Zagan.
I don't want to shoot him. I don't want to shoot him. I don't want to shoot him.
I don't want to shoot him. I don't want to shoot him.
Why are you saying something? I don't want to shoot him.
Why are you a spaceman?
I was my containment suit.
You guys are bad at this huh?
What? Yeah, that's hard to shoot.
Man, I just don't slow.
How are they 43 alive?
Are they all on the blue about the die?
Can you see me or do I like blend in?
You're pretty visible. We're not we're not we're not in a world-made of a little bit. Yes, you can't even run a white truck. You gotta get on like a gray truck. Well, did you got any paint?
Got any grapes
I
Don't I don't
Man on the yellow man on the yellow
2 men on yellow?
Meteor!
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Who put that there?
Who put that there?
No, they're actual meteors.
What's on yellow?
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
I got a nest on there though.
It's any, any.
A blue zone getting it on orange.
I don't know if that was going over there.
They were men behind us on the road too.
But yeah, well everyone knows that the road is paving goals
The selling on their fucking sunny never gets cold. I'm gonna shoot at me from orange now
Got a lot of
Oh, fuck, that's so gross
Very like liquidy
That's why I got the fur coat.
It's good. Where are we going?
I don't know, just wherever I'm in.
There were people here.
You guys want to just live on this hill?
Just shoot down on the hill.
It's casual. Okay, let's kill somebody.
Oh, there's a drop here.
That's the one I needed.
You have to shoot that meat.
I'm not sure.
Oh, yeah, I see them.
Oh, I see them as well.
I'm gonna run behind them, Ryan. Get ready.
Yeah, oh, they're on the road!
Damn it!
The train is getting the train!
Triple kill off!
Fuck!
That was fucking huge.
Oh, my God!
Okay, I can't see.
Okay, I'll dead. Oh, dead. Oh, dead. Oh, dead. Oh, my God. That looks fucked up.
Car, bike, no scoops!
Damn!
I don't even know what's going on.
I should say so.
Did you see what happened?
Do it's funny.
I mean, I mean, you didn't have any partners.
Why don't know about that? He's pretty handsome.
Sixx.
I can get a good shot.
Get a good shot.
Get in the bunker.
It's for like...
It's for like...
It's for like...
It's so funny.
Oh, I didn't see that real before you made me in.
Yep.
I don't know the blocks.
I don't want to go on.
But you guys said no.
No.
No.
No.
There's a first clue in there.
Hot there's brothers. There's a little saddle like there a saddle, you know
Oh, there's a big one there, too. She's
Cool there. However, I got a guy as a panel my pocket. I don't give a fuck
My fucking ears bro, how did I see your eye? I'm still in the in the fucking car
It's picking up speed man
This is a lot of them.
Okay.
Down.
What happens if I add a bug?
I have to come back and pick me up, man.
I'm going back and play.
I'm back.
Yo, level 3 helmet.
Oh, yours, baby, no.
It was a guy down here.
Sick.
You hang green rock.
Oh, yeah.
I can't once.
This is impossible for that to have killed me.
Uh, I'm happy that you're so chill.
So chill
Get in it's very slow to get off the idea here. I need to heal
Hold on three seconds
You're a certain movement for the head go yeah, you should be
Center man. Oh god
It's okay
And then then then
Crazy finish for the circle man, but I think I'm the right and I think I saw one. No, I'm tripping
I thought it was like a crouch drop. It was a rock with knees
I hate rocks with knees man
I think it's so much lift. Yeah, watch this shit
Ryan
Oh, no
I've I've wedged the bike. There was lost the car as well.
Someone through grenade has no bike is no more.
Oh, that's scared.
Dude, this is a crazy spot though.
Yeah, it's a cool spot.
Oh, I see.
In the hole.
Bro, things he's part of the club.
The plurb.
I'm not part of the plurb.
They're supposed to be like...
Play his own.
Yeah, what are those guys?
Oh, someone shooting at me, find them.
Your secret sacred me.
I will find them.
Oh, shooting to my left.
Oh, I see them.
To the north of the ship.
I'm not going to go.
Oh, I see another one right over there.
I hate him in the arm.
To the right as well.
I'm flanking.
Flanking?
OK, I got him.
Oh, never mind.
Maybe shot from over here.
Yeah, yeah, over here.
Kill a robot.
I don't see him, though.
He's on on blue.
Are you suppi'd corn, you're the guy that I'm suppi'd?
I think he might be suppi'd, too, but yeah.
I don't see him on.
Oh, he's the last one, though.
He said he's on the only one.
He was on the only one.
Yeah, I could be.
You guys want me to kill him with this blue zone bomb?
Yeah.
All right, distract him.
I'm on my way.
He's weak.
I hit him.
All right, stop shooting, stop shooting.
He's...
He's leaking.
Comfort a big throw.
Oh my god, let's go, let's go, it's so good.
Oh, I dumb dog will kill them, it says.
I'm dumb dog, I don't understand.
I should, I guess.
Who was that man?
Oh, I should.
I mean, I would have if I wasn't told to stop.
Sir Pepper Co.
Sir Pepper Co.
He's in chance of GG LOL.
I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, the maddest human that's ever existed.
No, that was the beginning.
That was the beginning.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean, it's our last casual.
Yeah, but do I think they added them on the way to pick a rangel?
You see that button says featured play to rangel now.
Oh, I do like that.
I do like a rangel.
Yep.
A lot of a lot of.
actually maybe top 10's long of all time
okay you need to stop
you need to keep with the ipad
like i can't fucking talk about
the dot song
of which there are many by the way and i can't talk about silly damn okay so what what can i talk about
we said you can't talk about
everybody in chat everybody in chances actually no chat is like a chat's kind of on on the on the same page
How was Hawaii? Did you go to a Lua?
I did go to a Lua. I had some point. I'm going to say it,
point, not going to be the food of 2026. Society is not ready for
poise.
It's like, taro, goo. Okay. It's not bad, but it's not, yeah.
Like it needs something they need the if it's gonna and maybe they're not concerned about this
But if it's gonna have some kind of mass appeal
There's got to be they've got to not not boys. Oh, I think it's well
What you get out run we've been getting it out
Don't drop see dot mouth don't drop see dot
but there's making sure because your marker is still there.
Oh, yeah, sorry.
You know, it is great, though, it's almost every other Hawaiian food ever invented pork,
a pork, the bread, the local milk, the pineapples, any of the tropical fruits, okay,
Um, I love a good hamburger steak man. It is.
Like Japan's kind of took them to the top of the glass.
It's so good to have beer, girl.
And beer, girl.
And beer, girl.
And beer, girl.
What's slide, girl?
Over here.
Oh.
Scott Landon over there too.
Everywhere, man.
Fucking lonely bro.
Lomi, lonely.
Lomi.
What's lonely?
What's lonely?
It's basically like, uh, I'm shanky.
30 bucks if you could lo me lo me 30 bucks I get it. I like a salmon pokey
Okay
Malasadas oh
Malasadas good still my house and town
Basically like a donut. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that sounds like Filipino for something. I be man for all I know
Oh, don't be upfront.
I'm going to do it.
I'm going to do it.
I'm going to do it.
I'm going to do it.
Just do it.
So.
Okay.
I'm going to.
Okay.
Okay.
So you're going to, I'm going to do it.
Well, I'm going to be doing it.
Okay.
It does look like you get Chad Breddy, please.
I'm always saying we're combat.
I'm going to help our boy in combat.
He is taking control of the combat.
Yeah, but things can change on a dime in this game.
That's very true.
Don't like the weather in Pachinki. Wait 10 minutes.
Oh, let the real play.
I'm still closing in, everybody else is too loop-blind to care, but I'm still closing in.
They're by the tower.
He went in the tower on orange.
In front.
Tower on orange.
Now that's a real person.
That one? Oh my god. Oh shit.
Did you pull up with a duel?
the two-shot of the double barrel with the fuck you call that thing. You ran back in the damn building just two around the tower on
orange. Oh, he's not all. I thought that was a Ryan Black though. Not a different different type of fella.
You're just getting a ason.
Inside gone and I see they're behind.
guys looking silver man, he's going up top.
I'm not going to be right in the knee.
I've been going up in clips from somewhere as well.
Other power further back.
Man. Oh.
What a fucking shot.
They were bots are getting good though, they're convincing you.
They do dodge the vehicular manslaughter, but I'm getting shot at, cause you have to
probably green area.
They move so funny.
They do.
Well the one man that he'd let me up pretty good.
Although now I think about it in the last, so maybe he didn't like me up pretty good and I'll just pull out of him.
I knocked out a dude.
Myers people.
I knew he was running near me.
Oh.
Running towards you guys.
He's right there on green.
I'm picking him.
I'm down.
Oh God, my recoil.
He's the ways I suck.
It's a good one.
They're gonna get him in the main space out of here, man. I can't see shit.
Oh, he's still alive.
Bullet, man.
These guys don't have 5, 5, 6.
These guys are with 5, 5, 6?
Nope.
Back.
What was that man?
You hurt him.
I'm super squeaked.
You heard fucking nothing. I don't know why I talked. I'm like you heard something.
Mmm. I heard it.
one of the best one of the best depends on how many songs have ever been released.
Well, infinite, I don't know, there was a new love AI. No, I don't. What are you talking about?
We got him.
It's a, it's a, some of them crashed and blast I heard that.
A stone colds music.
I mean, isn't there still one do you own life?
Should be somewhere.
Oh, fuck!
It's scared me.
There he was.
A lot of water.
Because you don't see the end of the song coming.
Yeah.
But he says you got in the lemonade.
Mm-hmm.
Because he's been asking for grapes the whole time.
He's literally orange, you laden, say banana, the song, though we gotta point that out.
It is.
Yeah.
I guess I haven't read that one.
Some read that one.
He's never read that one.
Let me say it like that.
What a lot.
Has Luna just skipped the knock knock joke face?
No, she was in it for a long time.
long time. Yeah, and still. She's just making up her own that make no sense.
Ah, she's my favorite. She's stealing them from a joke with a jokebook that we got
for her. Oh, no. Oh, no. And then also making them up, but I will say, I guess every
every that is proud of his own kids.
But I am proud of her because the joke's
don't always work, but she gets what a joke is.
Like she understands that the neat of a joke
is like deliberate misinterpretation
of like words with multiple meanings, words
that sound like other words, like that's where the joke is.
So she has, she's not great at making them herself yet,
which seems fair to me because she's five,
but she's she gets she got the spirit let's put it that way
five you fucking five
by no
rose crazy
like a hurry up hurry up get holder man
she have like a uh... uh... uh... uh... best hit joke yet like the she did she get
you know
uh... not that i could uh... like i'm just being on all of the
story
Paolo Paolo Paolo Paolo Paolo Paolo Paolo Paolo Paolo Paolo Paolo Paolo Paolo
Paolo Paolo Paolo Paolo Paolo
You're doing that, it's a Shappelle Show thing
Oh, I don't know. Sounds like a Minecraft villager you're burned by fire
You don't you don't you don't use it?
I don't know. I don't even try to pull it. I prefer it
Oh my god
I got it, I got it
Exit's gas
I
Rolls the numbers fire real real six-banger here. Yeah, you want two six bangers in the gearage over here. Oh
I have an eight X if someone wants that instead of the
I'm just gonna run down the road to life on a car. I go do you want an Asian car on the road in front of you?
I wouldn't go open and I got somebody out back in my house trying to shoot me through a window
We're gonna help you guys, fuck that. I'm too far to help. I'm sorry. Oh
Yeah, I push it up this building left side. Oh, confirmed confirmed. You still when you grenade. He's got his arm back in the drilling motion
I thought it was one of your names coming back side
Yeah. Nice. I thought that was nice.
That's what it's like. Oh, come.
I held a machine in this guy Ryan because he's got a yellow helmet and your name pops up as he says.
Oh, I like didn't shoot him at all.
I bad y'all.
I'm too early to play. I'll show you everything we got to bring Creed back. He creeps.
Yeah, I didn't do the Trump's inauguration or something. No shot.
Oh, that was two times twenty six needs. Creed on sweet home.
I thought Scott Scott staff had some mental stuff going on.
He did in 2013. I believe he did get on a motorcycle and tell his girlfriend that he was going to go to
Washington and do something to the president and then she told them this
This is twilight 2013.
He said, I know.
He said, oh, oh.
And then, she called the police or whatever.
Snitch.
She snitched on.
Right?
But then he kind of, he was like, I didn't mean it.
And now he's kind of like he's back a little bit, I guess.
That's going to be great.
It's like Christopher Nolan and David Harbor.
Yeah, dude.
You're looking around.
Yes, and John knock of it that is going to be the now I know who you're talking about
He's just not fucking with you no more. That's how he sounds in the band. She's been here
Oh, I'm not FW anymore, call him
Oh, that branding. Oh, yeah, that guy he's in the 28th
20 A movies that came out in the last 20 years.
These guys later, that's the age later.
I hope they come out like 24 more of those so that we can say.
No, no, bone temple.
Yes, do you want to mean it?
This weekend has been nothing but Ben's not.
Ben was sure about our bone temple, man.
I thought the last one was not very good.
Yeah, everything was pleasantly, I heard it was pleasantly.
It was a bit of a pleaser.
they like the huge penises.
Like you expect zombies to still have clothes after 15 to 28 years?
It's kind of ironic.
Your temple is like the one part of your skull that doesn't have a body.
20 years is the best in the series.
Well, it's not a high bar to clear it.
Yes it is.
Cause 28 days is really good.
I don't know.
You should rewatch it.
28 days later.
It's really good.
There's a mother fucker or we get lock-in. There's many mother fuckers here
Two down is a guy
This two guys are on my name man real fellas here
Five kills squad's down squad's down
Do you know that one? No, no, tell me, tell me
Oh my
What the fuck
Keith I tore one but there's he's got love he's got friends he's got fame
Oh my god, he's got a lot of that's so nice.
Was he going to resist his boy just like, yeah, that's so funny.
Brutal man, I used to, I know.
No pipe, I'm six man. You don't joke in about it. I ain't got none. That shit.
Five, five, six is closed to me. I'll give it because you're my friend.
And five, five, six, he's the right idea.
If you wanna shoot them, then come get some,
drop like 250, six right here.
Right here.
Mm, thank you.
So you guys should have said that guy here, did you that?
You guys hate that shit with him?
No, I just don't really know how to respond to that.
Start a new channel.
Orders.
That was kind of like, yeah, understated.
No, I don't know what to do with that.
Yeah.
Because I don't know how to do that.
So I don't know where they're going to see.
Over there.
I almost said him.
He's in that vehicle now.
He's in the US.
Oh, it's a real lad.
Is it pot-fiend?
Pot-fiend?
Pot-fiend?
Check it and see.
Yeah, we're talking.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
It was kind of spin, though. The start of the season is enough of a reason to want to get away, man.
It's a season's winter, especially.
money cravets
okay
yeah
that's a song he's saying
I can't really argue
right
chairman of the time he was on stage at some concert and he did
he squatted or something and his love of other pants would open
all gone
and his balls of the
I don't know if I'm covering this.
Yeah, I did it in my breath.
His cock is almost as long as it's a scarf.
Haha.
I replayed that over and over.
Oh man.
Whatever he's up to.
I bet he's probably looking.
We're having a lot of best lives that's ever it's just
1994 as well
He's he's intimidating hairy styles for dating his daughter
What are your intentions of my daughter?
I know that's what plenty crevices like
There's like a lot of
Oh, he's a team with up.
Money credits is married to Lisa Mone.
Mone.
Mone.
Isn't that like Mone or Lisa?
Well, she changed her name to Lisa.
She was the girl in the heck of a gun.
Hey, shooting.
Get him or going shooting, brother.
I know what the fudge is.
That's not a shooting, brother.
The sniper's got him, man.
So we kill him.
Just met him before.
All right.
Oh, we shoot the shit out of me in a bomb of a glove.
This tree, this tree.
Yep.
That'll be nice if you shoot.
Oh, to the left, to look on the edge of the blue.
Yeah, that's it.
That's it.
I got him.
Fuck my nut.
Fuck, fuck, tell it.
Sorry. Sorry.
I should have let you know.
No, no, no, no.
Dude, I was just there to be...
Oh, I've got a head. I was just there to be
Oh, through the final. I know I know who is so serious
You just got cream. Let's go
What the fuck is that noise oh shooting at me oh
Shit, we're shooting her and then they're gonna shoot me
All right, oh my god, real talk you guys ever see that movie
I haven't now not the whole thing that I probably see at eight times. It's not very good
Say it's pretty bad. I heard it's pretty bad. I heard it's pretty bad. You'll click same you clicked
Should have checked your Vago
You didn't check your Vago
You got that guys bragging about 300 $30
Oh, that fucking ad. I think it's so much. Oh, yeah, prove it. The three people who like definitely look like they hang out together.
like they were they're of the same vibe at all. Old guy with like dentures. Oh, no.
Oh, dang. Well, we got stick at home. You know we have fun.
That's the last one. It's like old here vehicle behind us. Also, old guy that looks like somebody
You have seen before, I don't know why, like it looks like it's a...
Panage, you're getting clapped, ex-libered to a manager, and you're such a big fan of football that I imagine.
That's crazy.
That's so familiar.
I just thought I don't know why.
Maybe he was in something.
Oh damn, Apollo.
Just take a hold squad.
I'm, you know.
You know, sometimes.
One man, rest of the game's alright.
Oh, down, down on, uh, aren't blue, sorry, blue.
You don't want to get a tree or something, probably there's a car in the rest.
There.
Oh, you get me good.
Shoot down there. Oh, those are people. He's got the the space doodon.
They're on orange.
Blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue.
That's gonna wear space suits.
I don't know, I guess that's true. They might, they might equip it. I'm not sure.
Have you ever seen that?
Got one on the rock over there.
did. Yeah, in movie. Oh, like the thing, both that. I'm David. I'm the perfect
he was a part of. Michael Fassbender. Michael Fassbender. I have a huge hog. He's in black
bag, four stars out of ten.
No, not a five.
That was, it was good.
Blick, Blick.
Probably these British, like, spy pop boilers, those, and eat some fucking gadgets, man.
They need, like, a watch that shoots a laser out of it, or, like, a car with an ejection
She either something like that. Oh, what is like a camera else? Oh
We missed anything you try tried to miss and be my guess. That's probably Joe
He's coming back. I'm so ready now. He's down in the hell down the hill
Oh, he's a pot red pot friends
I was expecting the water shot.
It's not a shot on sloppy.
He's had a pot out though, and we didn't respect the pot.
Rush pots?
We literally have to shoot the stream snipers in the game.
Or you're right.
We get banned, so.
Yep.
That'll just not.
It's one left.
Bro, there's only one left.
I think they'll die to the zone.
No
Oh shit. Yeah, I heard that I heard that that that wasn't you. All right, you got me. It was me
That grenade was not me though. Yeah, that was me. I'm just trying to flush them out
I see a mortar placed upon this hill
get your mortar placed. Launch it in the sky. Yeah, I think there's a little stream sniper being sneaky. Yeah, I'm opening all doors.
Sneaker there is no ammunition. Sneaky guy. Yeah, I got a stream sniper here.
Here, Juno take his brains out there.
Well done, brutal.
You know what?
That's what house on a hill, suspicious.
Yeah.
Get your streamers, no, it's...
Suck up, what was just to do?
Second guys off on the highway or something.
This is something like that.
Suck enough chili dudes inside the morg's deep freeze.
Sorry, Jack's wearing a winner code. He's got a pillow beneath his knees.
Let it rock. Let it roll. That's a fucking, that's a fucking operation right there.
Apollo, you're about to be killed. He's right. I told you, you know.
I'd be blew up with a Panzer fast.
Don't worry, the house. I had the high-the-right house. He sees, yeah, yeah. I did hit him.
I'm amazed how well podfren can last until the final circle.
Don't shoot him.
It's very good.
It's a big shot.
Be the shoot out of there.
It's not gonna hit me.
It sounds smokey.
He's on the back side.
Right side of the house.
Back side, yeah.
Just on the side.
Oh, Paul.
Oh no.
Oh, he's pushing up on you guys he flashbang my ass oh
What a shot skill all skill damn
I'd leave the shot to yeah, he flashbang me, man
Holy cow. She's 17 kills. I didn't even see that man guys. How do you see that many dudes?
I think you are around. I think you all know I got brought your angel. It just has a bit one of the game modes is just called their angel.
They got down.
Get us back man.
They've been holding out on doing that for years. Like when the numbers really started to dip.
That's what I'm giving.
Oh shit.
But we, these lobbies get serious. We got to do hiding strats.
With the ponds or fountains. Yeah.
You got to heat up a burrito, isn't it, man? We can hungry.
Who'd be the plan, man?
We're ready to go. They're ready to go.
Do the press was posting so much on Blue Sky, man.
They call it most of the time people. They say he's got like, he's like 80% of my feet right now
Any good ones?
Um, I can't say that one out loud.
Sorry, yes.
Oh
Oh, clean my daily supply. Oh shit. I don't even do that yet.
I don't even know how to do that. Probably the shaking chest up at the top.
Yeah.
See my 4,000 DPE. Thank you.
Sorry, I'm already with my Ben.
I acquired a T-shirt.
Buck, I'll claim my fucking weekly supply, too.
Yep.
Opening Luke Cash.
That's ten works of credits.
That's 20.
Oh 15, man, what a pretty bad.
January all.
Yep, not the best.
What are your resolutions?
Skidjack is your man.
Let's fucking do it.
Finally, the year we all get jacked, let's get jacked this year.
You can't, like simply get jacked.
I think it's harder to get abs than it is to quit heroin.
And the reason is, as I elucidated to my chart yesterday, if you're addicted to heroin.
If you're addicted to heroin and you wake up in the morning and don't do it, you're
off heroin.
But if you don't have abs and then you like eat well and you wake up tomorrow, you still
don't have abs.
You gotta keep at that ship for like a long time with a lot of this stuff.
Yeah, you gotta keep at that ship for hair and addiction.
You just have to not do it, man.
You just have to not do it.
It's true.
Me not having abs.
I am dying every day.
I might buy it.
Well, I see what you're saying is I should have started with abs, I should have just kept
them, but that train is long since passed. You were born with abs? I think you're
getting lazy with your bait in a way that it's not bait. No, okay, shut up. Like you know,
you know that you have the personality, if people understand that you bait, so like you
know you don't have to craft it that hard anymore and you can just say dumb as shit and
people will do an A's doing the bit so like you've lost a little bit of the
touch I think it's not paid it's not paid yeah okay like no I mean maybe heroin's
too sensitive okay if you're if you have alcohol use disorder then you wake up
tomorrow don't drink no you're kidding smoking and then I agree with you but that's
That's no joke.
Oh, that's no joke, man.
I'd this lobby might be fucking real.
There's no time. I took a long time to escape.
I think that it would be better if your body reflected not the average food that you ate,
but like the last meal you ate.
So if you were like, I want to have abs, then you get to eat like a grilled chicken salad,
boom, you wake up and go over the house.
No, I didn't drink milk.
The chocolate bar?
It doesn't look like a chocolate bar, it doesn't look like a chocolate bar.
Yeah, I did pull on a bullet dog who'd man is easy to come you there
Then you just looked like you would look like dog food
Why are you changing the rule?
He changed the rule. He changed the rule the shit that you look like the food looked that you ate
He changed the rule. I'm following the rule
Damn
You know, it was playing just as like a perfectly centered window on the front of it seems kind of wrong
Looks weird. What do you mean by it?
Like like there's like a flat window right on the front of the plane. I think that's for the pilot
I sure hope it's not all but it looks like it looks like a you should like rounded
Yeah, but this is
This one was built by the Soviets man, so
So, you know, I got a little slap.
It doesn't look like a cyclops.
It's like just one in the middle.
The pilot's just didn't there, anyways.
I'm actually flying it.
Do you see there's a guy who got stuck out there?
Didn't there.
Did you guys see the guy that sucked off?
What did you say?
Oh, sucked out of the plane.
It's a single thing?
Superman and turn it off.
It's all, it's all, it's all.
The, the, the, the, the, the commercial for a movie about that.
that was trying to bomb the plane and it blew a hole and then the only he got sucked out
and then everybody was fine and then landed it. That's pretty funny. Do you guys
ever think about how lucky we are that the shoe bomber didn't try to hide the bomb in his ass?
Otherwise like the TSA would be making you take your ass off every time you went through the metal
detector. Fine, bomb bomber has a really nice spring to it. The bomb bomb. There's like 500 people.
Yeah, there's a lot of people. We're going to be like, oh, some mail.
Sir, you're T.S. on the street check. You don't have to take your ass off in this line.
No, I mean, Richard Reed.
No, I get it.
My terms.
Scary movie, too.
to. So I really want to go like viral in 2026, but like I don't care, it doesn't have to
be in a good way. I think I'm maybe. I need to become a bad boy and I just want you guys
to know I want to know if you're okay with that before I really go for it. Well, what do
I'll give the interview that I'll give the interview. That's like there were signs. Yeah
I just mean like maybe maybe I become what Ryan's daughter is not allowed to I become an Instagrams real
like
I want to go and like
Get a but stick a phone of people's faces and like now I might become a sand pepper. Yeah, maybe I won't shoot people in the face of fireworks, but
you know, you could just steal the others in front of their fathers.
You could just steal a kid's baseball game.
Worked for that one.
True, they.
Yeah, but you got to be scoated.
You got to be scoated.
You got to be scoated.
I think she was just a lady.
She was just a lady.
She was just a lady.
First and foremost.
I might introduce that to you.
He takes swag.
It's actually kind of, it's kind of a female guy running up here.
Clear, come on.
Oh, thank you.
Hold on to it.
I'll probably forget.
Can you be just sniping?
He's dead.
Oh, well.
No, it's kind of, it's kind of a go to time to do some dumb ass shit
and become internet famous for being bad.
Because if you didn't, 2012, people remembered that shit for like years.
Be like, oh, remember?
Remember fucking great lady, remember, you know, like, a hell of a man.
Literally, she had a workplace accident, she didn't do anything stupid.
Now, you do something and everyone's so mad at you for like a week, and then it's like you disappear forever, dude.
That just really exists. That is so true.
Because there's like so much stupid shit happening on like a, that is, I mean it, I mean it all so true.
Yeah. That's what I'm saying, like you've got to capitalize.
Let's see the point.
It's settled.
I'm becoming a bad wham, smoke, scope.
What do you think you're gonna do? You think you're gonna throw a chair off of an Airbnb window or something like that?
Mmmmm.
That's already been done in Toronto a couple of times, so.
Who put on your sidewalk, in Toronto?
Um, maybe...
I will go to like, outback steak house or like Ponderosa or the keg.
I'll buy up the whole menu and then I'll just run out to the street and I'll just start
throwing steak in the meat tomorrow.
It is, mother.
Oh, oh, oh, oh my god.
There's a guy out there.
I hit him many times but he's he's going down towards you guys.
Or his car.
He's in his car.
Oh, I got a perfect angle of the holy
You know, we actually mouth where you should do is buy like go to the midnight release of like a new
Electronic and then just yeah
Actually on the sidewalk again
I love those videos. I actually love those videos
Okay, I can't do it. I'll bring that over back. I don't fight on the orange by the way
In the building and he's next to a car on a little bit. I'm get the car and get away, you know. Oh, he's right here right here right here on orange. I see
Oh
House behind ya.
Why does she?
What about I ran here?
They're murdering you.
They're more than you near from near me.
You're you near me.
More than one more.
The orange moving moving to the right.
You can be around here now.
I have a badness.
They're left like between the buildings I'm green.
You're...
No, not airports.
That's right, okay.
Oh, team on yellow on the trees.
I don't have any zoom.
I'm at this green guy, go.
It's probably hiding in the building, but I'm pushing out.
These guys are up all of these guys on the yellow are begging for your kind of shots.
I don't have any.
I got an angle on them.
Oh, sorry. It's not the angle in you.
Oh, 4x. All right. Now we're cooking.
Ding-oh my food.
Oh, I lost the angle again.
How did you say ding-oh question?
Guys, how do you change the zeroing distance?
Page up, is it only changes the scope now?
The vertical.
What?
All right.
What the hell?
I don't have eyes on yellow, I'm sorry.
So this is a guy I'm sorry, did you find him?
Not yet, I'm looking, I'm here.
I kind of got, I can grow.
What's up, man?
I am a car house.
We have a master pit in the boat.
Smash.
No, I'm going to need you to stay for a bit of a big group here.
Sure, sure, sure, sure.
It's boys right on top. There's no variation.
And they go.
Understandable.
Swing by the yellow marker that we can probably kill him from the car.
Are you? Well, I can't get mouthed.
I get mouthed. I get mouthed.
I got a big bite. I got a big bite.
Oh my.
Oh my god.
How's the?
Where are these guys?
Oh shit.
Straight ahead.
Straight ahead.
I'm not.
I see flat one straight ahead.
you asked to our right.
Yeah, you got him at the tree straight ahead.
Not even swed in that fella.
Swed in this fella right here.
Looks untreated.
But looks untreated.
Nice.
Swag.
I think this is the three.
This is the three.
How's that sound?
What's the sound?
I had it pushing head.
Yeah.
Swag.
Swag.
Wait.
Swag! Swag!
There's one more.
Oh, in the car.
I don't know. I'll shoot now.
That's not enough.
I'm pretty sure that was a bot, but there's guys somewhere around green.
Oh, tree and front, tree and right.
And by the time we're on it, pick a back and head.
That's right.
That's right.
That's right.
Guys, driving, grab a bill.
You took your car, he took your car amount. How are we doing?
You didn't
Did you die on this rock sniping?
No!
Take my car back to me!
Oh, he shot me!
Okay, this guy's got a game.
You guys?
Well, you shot him, I shot him.
Yeah, that was too bad.
No, that was my game.
What?
Wow, it happened. It fucking happened. Look at his horse.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
You fucking happened.
It happened finally.
I'm just here.
This is what I'm talking about.
I'm three years in heaven.
I didn't know that was a criminal.
It's not the car. I knew that was incredible. Holy shit. Oh my god. Holy shit. I'm gonna come. That was unbelievable. That was it. It was pure luck. It was pure luck, but it feels so good.
Ah hey.
From a moving car out of another moving car.
0270010, you get like 3 million-
Oh, true, the egg shit.
You could have been the next grins.
Do you?
I don't know, man.
My freaking crossbow off of-
Ah, I got off and I can't believe.
Oh, no no no-
Who's driving that?
Dude, dude.
I died!
Oh, that guy was in.
Waaah!
I can't believe it.
You call it in, keep on hiding.
I was getting in the flying machine.
I don't know where's the flying machine.
Just flying straight straight on the rail to the right tail.
Okay, Lamar.
He bailed. He bailed.
He's in the classroom.
I'm flying.
I'm flying.
I'm flying.
I was literally saying.
Oh, shit.
I died.
Apollo, it's all you.
What happened?
Oh.
I can't go anywhere.
I was like, oh, I'm doing my best not to shoot mouth.
I forgot like the gut.
It is, uh, you shoot out of the gun in this not out of your eyeball.
I don't have a mouth.
You gotta get a Ryan and then there's a Ryan right now.
I need a freaking helmet now.
That's a show.
Yeah, my bad bud.
Oh, shoot.
That was fucking funny though.
The car didn't hit me.
It hit you three times after.
After a poll got out, which is really fucking funny.
The car blew up real fast.
What do you do?
You're shooting with a rocket launcher, man.
Oh, did he?
I did.
I did it with a rocket launcher.
Well, that'll do it.
Got it.
How am I doing here?
That's a boy up here.
Oh.
Oh, oh, oh.
Do my aim at the sea.
The man is really good.
It's really good.
Oh, my gosh.
You're correct.
You've got to stop running in front of the car.
You turned left and then you turned right.
Go.
I can shoot it.
I can shoot it in front of the car, okay?
Just looting y'all I mean okay, okay, I'm fucking coming
Geez
I'm okay
I'm so ready man
This is the first time we've ever carried the bot killing energy over to the real people game. Yeah. I mean some of those were definitely bots. No
I mean we tried this several times and then we usually just get like a roll the
I like a real squad.
Oh.
Shoot.
All right.
What's your adrenaline levels that now?
Let me tell you.
Once you're at heart rate drain now.
Hmm.
61.
Cool.
You can continue the energy or go hide.
Put me on.
All right.
See you guys by a rock.
Yeah.
We got to get him.
We got to get him.
You're your dying your dying your dying. Thank you, sir. Yeah, I didn't he was shooting at people
Oh, there's a drop right there
He looked cook it guys for the red zone. I don't sweat the red zone at all
I think from houses southeast. Oh, yeah, I see him. I see him right here
The blue zone cover me we gotta get out of here. Good. I get in the car getting the car getting the car. What is happening? It's a terrible place to terrible place to be
Come on. It's a terrible place. It does the does the killing
Okay, go into that
I'm sure this this this is a bunch of two or three shit in these. Maybe we should grab it. Oh
I've activated the satellite y'all
Opening supply cash frost zone bomb
That's good, that's unbeatable.
I want to yeah.
Oh, guy running off the hill this way, I'm orange.
I'm right, we can go take them out. We can go do where we keep the energy up.
We keep the energy up.
Okay, okay, I just marked them on yellow too.
It's behind the fence.
I'm going to get behind the green.
I think I'm in the bush.
I'm going to leave them behind the bush.
I was fucking sick, polypuggins.
I was fucking sick, polypuggins.
I was fucking sick, polypuggins.
There was no ammunition.
I'm just minding my damn business in here.
Maybe cars is over because that cars are a little weak now
No, they made a car's too. They made a lot of old things. They made a planes, bro
Really? Yeah, too. I didn't see
Oh, it goes to England. What the f***?
One little way
You kill skill in turn, you kill in turns for like my kills. Oh
Man, I got a this is like a skinned
Level three how much like oh I got to figure out what this frost zone bomb does dude. You have okay, so you plant it like a bomb
Yeah, so you just go still and then you go like
And then it makes it a huge blue zone
Got behind
Green Hell I saw. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he's out in the open. I'm green.
Oh, I got a gun. I think Shafon's somewhere else. Do you got him? Yeah. I'm looking for a flashlight. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. We're getting shot at somewhere.
I thought I heard it off from the forest to our west, but I might do one. I also think that was a nightmare.
and
a
rock on your low but slow priority
I don't know my government in the all that I drove over my guy and he insisted
all right sorry I just get a kill from 367 meters you did
Yeah, I'm my mark. I'm my mark. I'm orange.
Find a film orange orange orange.
Oh wait mark on orange. Yeah, there's there's there's there's there was a orange ping the other way and then I'm mark
I can do both are you sure because that there's one orange thing. I still have an orange
ping it like 275
You know it's in the earth no peace. Yeah, yeah, the north no peace
behind the, uh, no, didn't it?
Yeah.
Oh, come on, shoot him.
That's you guys.
There's a guy, Prone.
I didn't hit him, but he's a barn green hill, other side of it.
And if you think he's sonic.
Hmm, he's the mazoan.
He's uh, he's moved to the left, but green hit him.
Someone else is shooting, I mean, I think.
It's a pressable issue, and somewhere.
So that an orange, I haven't even moved, but I don't think he will.
And every move you need.
He's got a buggy over there.
Oh, another drop really close.
Now, if he focuses on up on me,
uh, I got to break behind me.
Oh, shot you guys, two guys, uh,
ones in the blue ones pushing right up on me.
Why do you guys have him?
He's downed?
Okay, there's a third guy there in blue.
Nice.
I'm probably dead, but God bless.
Raise shooting.
Oh shit.
Another one.
Another one.
Shit, there's more.
Good shit.
Good shit.
There's no.
Oh, man.
Not in blue.
No, you're good.
Good.
But this one for me.
I'm gonna cut it.
Oh, right here. On the orange.
Treat.
One just behind somewhere.
Orange, orange, orange.
So, so right here too, so on this orange.
Corriam actually putting up them.
He's there.
I don't.
I saw him again.
Did you, did you get all the guys that were pushing me?
Yeah, they helped her.
We're not to get in the zone too.
I'm really worried about the guy on orange.
I'm running the peek at him.
No eyes?
I have any troubles, it's so sad.
It's very stealthy this lad.
Oh, uh, there were guys sniping to like the north.
Oh, it's so, where?
Previously, I missed bad,
But I scared him away on orange. Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. Oh, yeah, yeah on yellow on the top of the hill
Yeah, that's the guy hit way way before the careful orange is way closer to way more of a threat. You've made
Just a blue zone thing. Oh, no, I do it's made on his ass
Yeah.
Jewelry ski.
Jewelry ski.
For me.
I haven't cut off this way.
Oh, I see him on yellow.
There's still something to go orange.
Oh, he's pop-friendly, throwing pots.
All right. Let's get him out.
Oh, that is pop.
Oh, that is pop.
I thought this, I thought the other guy was pop-friend.
And then it was a hill on blue, I think.
Yeah.
Sorry, Puffman.
You were way too threatening on an illness or I couldn't, I couldn't, I couldn't.
You guys are going to the crown and sniping for, oh, on the air.
Yeah.
Oh, he's got to be running in, though, yeah.
I think they're already in.
I don't see them.
There's a car in this warehouse that's, like, not ambient.
Yeah.
Yeah, I don't see anyone running. So, I'd just be three before boys might have to nut up.
So, yellow warehouse lots of care.
Good time to boost up, good time to boost up.
Yeah, watch this boost this shit right here.
You could for a blue zone bomb.
That's exactly what the fuck I just shot at them.
About one right here. Give me a second to reload.
They're in that warehouse. They ain't in that warehouse.
Oh! Oh my god, Dan. Was that you shooting?
I shot a grenade. They may have been the sound around shooting that grenade.
No, there's a pan-pain.
I think it was grenade on metal. It's crazy as they sound.
Yeah, yeah. Well, nothing in the warehouse.
I think they're in the air maybe?
Oh no, the way, the way.
We got circle though.
I think they also might have circle.
Where was it?
Yeah, it was like a north-ish somewhere.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm just trying to see what I need a roof man.
I need a roof, get this man a roof, I'm saying man, try to be sneaky about this.
Ryan's feet don't immediately quiet after he's doing good. So they shot at us.
But see though. I can't build him. Yeah, I was looking at the windows. I don't see any
in the windows. Switching clear. Oh, sorry. Just one of this has got him. Let's go. He's got
Yeah, okay
Oh, I mean
Oh, no man on the path don't you two left you didn't hurt you know
Gotta be on the other side
They're safe we're not a muck
He's moving right, moving right?
Good shot boy, I think that's right.
Other one was way further left than that.
I've got you, I've got you.
By the containers now?
Yep, if I see him.
He's under left, under left, under right, under left.
WHAAAAHHH!
Suck it me out, clan. Those are some real people. Those are bots. Those are those huge boar.
I forgot that I might be kind of go.
That's good.
Guys, look at the fucking kills and damage count in the non-bought game.
fire is just no big deal. Just slash your steam ash.
I totally forgot that game was so intense man.
Someone's definitely gonna make a very mean very neat
clear.
There's no shots there.
This is life or shot for sure.
I gotta go.
I gotta go.
Okay I'm gonna get one.
Let me see here.
I'm just here just chillin.
Let's go and chat.
Everyone, don't, don't go one, go one, fine.
I pay attention. I can't pay attention to anything.
If you like you, I guess I shouldn't just hit F to few.
I'll talk directly to you. I am talking next to you over here. I'm looking over your shoulder,
while I'm talking to you. Make it feel more comfortable.
Do I still think you are real? Wait, you're not?
That's worse.
I don't know, I don't know what you want then.
What is the 8th one Z1 revival?
Oh, I wish man, I wish.
I wish man.
The game was kind of bad.
You could do a bad thing.
That you could, that's true.
you?
Was that it?
Something open something?
Oh, this wall.
That's the fuck that comment and you can't say that.
Yeah, see you tomorrow.
Oh my god, oh my god.
I thought I was going to miss you, man.
I thought I was going to miss you.
Oh, Mr. Q, what do you think you are, Element OP?
Like, it doesn't really make sense?
Yeah, it's got a good though, right?
But I think James Bond looks like it almost makes sense.
I was watching the map plan to the H movie on TV on vacation, doesn't make any sense,
man, why are the monkeys all fighting?
Yo fellas there's enough room in the zoo for everybody Oh fuck everybody
Joke ruin cuz he said
Ted Bundy
Monday not
Monday not photos in profile, yes
She said off my chunky sleeping
you're coming all of the twist away I'd be begging for more
gruel now all right I thought you were really so mad at some
ball I got it I didn't know I didn't know his name was Oliver Twist I
didn't know either I just made it I honestly I thought he was Oliver in
like the story I had a twist or something that's where all of
guarding got their idea for the garlic twists.
Oh, it's that all of a sudden.
Now probably not, but they're showed.
I sure were marketing.
I'm gonna be a bad boy marketing guy in 2026.
I had boy marketer.
You should put bacon on the big Mac.
Oh, I told you that we're gonna do that years ago,
and then they did it.
And someone probably got a big old pay raise.
And dude, she renamed the Royale cheese.
That's a quarter pounder.
Every time I see someone getting protein foam on their coffee,
I know there shouldn't, and it's a kind of drink you get
if you're a real shitter.
Protein foam?
We got a change out trajectory, y'all.
People didn't put in protein on their cheese.
I'm going down.
Circle real bad.
Circle's bad.
It's where's better, bad y'all.
I'm not, I'm not, I don't go all the way.
Well, I don't, I don't know, I don't know.
You can land on the car.
I am in a car.
Why is it when you eat for the first time in a day?
Sometimes you're a soft-a-gast tries to like,
stuck in on itself and don't like a void.
You guys got no idea.
I had grossed in the, in the break between those last two games.
What do you mean?
Because you're both going, I mean, I'm a vision.
I heated it up in the time you went pp.
No, no shot.
Yep, and it's-
I think breeders you eat in a day.
Me?
Yeah.
If I do the meal prep ones,
they're kind of a bit smaller, so probably too.
Can't try through that one.
Just care.
Just do it on yellow, do it on yellow.
You know what it is, do it on yellow, do it on yellow, do it on yellow.
Yep, yeah.
How about this instead of lady and red?
Do it on yellow.
I don't know if he has flows so nice.
He's looting by me.
He's taking some liberties with the meter, but he okay.
Yeah.
So I think I should hunt down this dude real quick, because I got a Panzer Faust.
He's right.
You want to get him from a car?
Yeah, yeah, actually that would seem like a great idea.
Let me get him the passenger seat.
Yep. On yellow, yeah. Yellow.
Oh, in that house, you know.
He's pull it pull that type of a second pull it. Oh, oh, oh, chase him chase him chase him chase.
I think we'll catch him face so fast. I can't take the shot. I need to I need to wait until we're on like a non-curving road.
He's starving because he knows.
Got him.
Got him.
Got him.
Got him.
Got him.
That's not a pop-brand.
Holy shit.
That was a real guy.
He's like, this is a real guy trying his best.
That's crazy.
He fucking sucks.
Wow.
That was so bad.
We've gone to toxic streamer.
streamer
You
Don't eat a desiccant. Is he the pooper?
Oh, dude a desiccant. He's eating the an Android
I'm so confused. We keep it nice and light here, man
I'm a bit nice and heavy.
Who's that?
Who's speaking?
Who's speaking or else?
They took all the backpacks out of the game, guys.
I got terrible.
Yeah.
No!
I got a level three.
There's a level two right here.
I'll be seeing you guys.
We gotta save this guy.
We gotta see this guy. We gotta save a part. Just just bet this
This car I'm marking I'm marking his body
It's marked with a yellow mark
Help this on the way
I'm gonna die!
Oh, right now.
Oh, that's just a guy.
You know?
Oh, I don't know.
I have an optic.
Whoa! Oh, my God!
I haven't read that.
That was so good.
That was so good.
Oh, right, man.
Holy crap.
Let's bring back crap.
Yeah.
You never left that crap.
Oh, that crap.
Deleted
No, that one
What the fuck is on it? I look like I got a old bag deleted
Parts the hour this crap ass rock. Oh, you have a buddy
Trying to get shot in the back of that oh he was right
Nice this is the only one that's that's long weeness. I got killed by smoke
You did
I
Yes my king oh my god, I got a Charlie horse. I got a Charlie horse
Yeah, I don't that just okay
Oh vehicle vehicle coming in no no no we're good. We're good
I'm going to help quickly.
Hogger's now for the burrito.
I'm all expect.
Damn, Hogger's good.
Okay.
Let's get this good.
Okay.
You guys got some firsts.
I did on my dead body.
Oh, yeah.
We got to get his chips.
That's right.
We got to get his damn chips.
I don't think it's time to go on the first day, man.
I'm getting this chip.
And his grenades.
I got grenades.
And a pain.
And his chip is in.
I think that's the plan.
Right, where's our car?
I need ammo.
Ryan doesn't know how to ask for a first date.
You guys have any first days, and then people are like,
there's a pan over here.
You don't got here, here's some baddies.
Bro gave me a means to look at my HP, man.
Right, right.
Yeah, I'll thank you, thank you.
Where's the nearest res?
I think you can each other sex, so I can first make you sure it's going on back there.
I'm trying to use my damn first aid.
Okay, you're good to go.
All right.
Nearest res points.
Drop some shit in the trunk, y'all.
That way you need 5.5.6.
No, 7.6.
Check out, bro.
You know, I did use rocket out of the car.
No, bro, it's in the Dasger's trunk.
Oh, I get in the trunk.
Rest I had it.
It's getting squirrely.
Oh.
That's 5.5.6 though.
Yeah.
I can't get in my 7.6 too.
I don't need, I don't have a 5.5.6.
My dominance out. Yeah, he resigned
So I'm gonna say that okay
Mike Tomman is in the hard-hark of each
Oh, he's fucking got it
What is that
Coach is my word. He is that football organization doing with the crafting table
I think we can raise a follow in the blue here.
Pocket bro, I should just go. Let's do it to be legends.
All right. I think the coach just needs.
I'll just got the chips he's got to do it. Oh, okay. I'm not a bad
Hell look look at you're you're you're you're you're you're you're like in the whole scheme
Because why does you make us run like two I don't know I thought it was to the right I misread the map
Yeah, keep it down out there, man.
Oh, I can't wait to stop holy shit, I'm so excited.
Dude, it's actually not that bad.
Get in the car!
I do, that's what I'm saying.
I'm saying I was just uploading this thing to the matrix.
You're working on it.
Like the only bad part about tanking is that now I've seen
which is supposed to be good.
Keep trying to take the last place in the league for most of
some reason.
I'm freaking out.
It's not even like...
Imagine you're forced to watch the same movie every year
and the movie is mid as fuck.
It's not even like so fun because it's like bad.
It's not so fun because it's good.
Like it's just mid every year for like nine years.
And then someone tells you bro guess what we get to watch a new movie this year
You'd be so happy new little caravans good or bad. Oh god, I got a real look
Orn's bitch
Orn's bitch
They're like
Okay, I see
I see a lot
Haha, I hear you spawn right as you can fucking cream them
I'm going to drop onto this tiny orange house and hope that no one's here because I think this hole I can do.
Okay, that one, I could be convinced that that one wasn't bought.
that one was a body.
Maybe I'm gonna pass you something in the trunk.
Is that in 16?
Yeah, yeah.
I need someone to drive in the straight line so I can actually heal.
It's not in the straight line, it's how bumpy the terrain is, okay?
Oh, she did.
I'm gonna have to go with the teambo.
I'm locked in the hotel.
Well, I'm gonna heal.
He crashed.
He jumped in the water, man.
You down here somewhere.
I see him down there.
You see him?
I don't see him.
I saw his shadow.
I saw his bike.
He's going to drown.
It's possible.
This water is really hard to see through, man.
I need some polarized glasses or something.
There's one house wasn't too bad, I'll be going to go.
He's going to drown.
I never got a damn red dog.
It's great red dot pan, what is this, T-fowl?
Don't be mean playing, can I?
I guess.
Yeah, red dot pan, chicken dinner, I'll be like, that's gotta be T-fowl.
Well, I think we're adjectives associated with T-Fell.
Hi, you fell for the red herring.
Turns out it was things I did on the weekend.
I'm being attacked.
We'll get your chair now.
No?
We won't.
Russian.
Russian.
Detroit 13.
Oh, we can see the explosions.
To the tree, dear left.
Dead ahead now dead ahead behind the rock like easy on the fucking throttle. It's snowing bro
Guy left to making this bush
Real guy real guy down
Behind the rock as well. I freaking need ammo
Always kind of the stuff
Coray, Coray, stop talking to me. I can literally see you man
Got him. He didn't die though. He left. He left me the fucking scraps bro. Oh my god. I was bad
been carrying shit. Why is he looking for a ball of I need a first. I need a red dot. That's
about as three or three here on the ground that you didn't pick up. Oh, they're big
all underneath so I didn't see them. I'm gonna get a little help.
Yes, how are you carrying a body, Ryan? I'm bringing the loot. I don't know, you could do that.
I also thought I could shove them in the boot. There's no one left, but I don't know where he is.
Not enough space. Can you any chance you could take the ammo out of the trunk, I guess you
have like a put em in here? No, not enough space.
Bummer pop his ass on the ground. Yeah run over him. Just just back. Oh he's alive back over him. I'm not
He got up for a second. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'll bring it right here. I don't know where he's going. Yeah,
There's something, please not on my head, we're going to have to find him too.
Yeah, confirmed.
One.
Wow, sir.
So.
I got him, bad quick.
Are we dead? Are we all dead?
We're out.
What the fuck, man?
That's my bad.
What the hell happened?
Light happened.
to a nine one kill two assists no big deal
numbers you from now on
It's a range of
a range of kind of swag, man.
It is very swag.
But that's some good quality right there.
That's incredible.
You made Chipotle?
No, it's Chipotle, hot sauce.
They have good sauce.
No, not Chipotle, brand.
He used Chipotle peppers in it.
It's not when Chipotle and God is.
Dawson's brand.
Chipotle.
One Chipotle hot sauce.
One Ramotian of hot sauce from Chipotle.
Yeah.
It's probably like $8.
Look, I won't go all the way.
And Saint Chipotle is go to, but their sauce is your go to, man.
I think it's pretty good in the whole scheme of things.
I didn't see what, sometimes you say that.
And people they kill you with a gun.
Well, I mean, Chad's good at one thing is
even, that's for sure.
Sometimes a meal can just be like good enough.
Yeah, yeah, it doesn't have to be the best you've ever had every time you go out to eat.
So this is the best.
Me when I'm trying to relate to people, we talk about a chain restaurant and they're like,
that sucks, you should go to this place that has one location in my fucking ass home town
and tell me, you're local, you're Mexican restaurant, because I don't have one.
It's pretty good. It's for the time they gave everyone like the stereo, but we got
over it. It's actually hard to find the max confusion text. So it's really, really.
Yeah, because there's ways for many like max with the max. Yeah, even the text max.
The only way.
It's a nice thing to open because especially in suburban
parts of cities. Because white suburban old people don't care.
How good are bad their Mexican food is?
That's true. I understand that. Yeah. There's a bunch of people who don't live in taxes
minus doing me by the way.
Favorite taxes. There's a lengthy, there's plenty of good Mexican food in taxes.
It's hard to find.
Well, literally just Google Bobby play favorite restaurants go down the list and it was that simple
He loves the old sub western flavors chili reano salsa mocha te hata
What else is it what else does he love man?
You know, I got to make some chili reano chili reano
good Reynolds, where is I rean all?
Reane everybody loves right where they ain't up for a lentil reans, or dear
For real
They're trying to batter me and D-Sprimey, never off.
Oh, I see chili ray, yeah, no, okay.
Yeah.
I can think of when I heard Jay Leno is the chibli gifts of him.
He crashed in his car.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He said Ray Leno.
He literally didn't even crash his car.
He was in the passenger seat just to be clear.
Now, he crashes, car and died.
So Chibli says anyway.
Chibli, Chibli keeps coming into my chats saying,
he should buy a BYD Chinese electric automobile.
Every time he says it, after a get that he does not know
how to drive.
He doesn't have a driver's license, man.
He's a little Tim coated from together.
Let's always get into B-Y-D. It's bring your driver.
Oh!
And it probably has some fuck ass self-driving.
Yup.
Self-crashing.
Which is actually just some guy in like a call center.
That's just a call center.
That's a Chinese guy on Bumble.
It's your alert.
That's the way the way the way you've burned.
That's fucking good.
like those those those home androids that they were trying to sell and then like they're like
yeah we're right now it's just a guy and they're like I spend but eventually eventually won't be a guy
they're gonna digitize the guy I love the footage from the event where the people I like talking to the robot
especially because it came out that the robot was just the guy yeah yeah yeah they were just like wow I'm
having a like the robot was going like where are you from and they were like on the same
in Bernadino and they're like, how's the traffic right now?
And then they watch him try to close the dishwasher.
Poor thing as conversation they have with a fucking robot even if it was a robot man.
Not much supposed to be like four months away from like the end of the world because the AI too like it's not in the in that deadline coming up already there's a deadline 25 was
Yes, it made it when AI would surpass human intelligence.
And they were right.
But they were right in the wrong direction.
AI didn't get that much smarter, but people
got a lot done or in the last slide.
Yeah, it's the 18th one.
Yeah, actually, that's fair.
Yeah, that's fair.
No, there was a bunch of videos that came out last year
that was like by early 2026, the in-house AI,
they have will be so incredible that it'll create new AI
that will, by the end of 2026, will be all dead.
Yeah, the studio. Yeah, I'm making a bad reading. There's one squad. Oh, there's a squad. I'm locked in. I'm locked in. There's two squad. There's three. Well, there's one further way. I'm locked in the fucking one. I'm locked inside. I ain't dying again.
Get out of here.
I'm just trying to get a gun.
I'm also gunless.
They're actually trolley.
I thought I, maybe it was this you.
I saw, but I thought I maybe saw someone laying around you.
Around me.
I'm going to go to Corin.
I'm not going to go to Corin. I'm not going to look as fun. I'm coming with you guys.
This guy in here.
I do have a job less therapy bro.
Oh, I'm in. I'm in.
He's lit up. Oh my god.
I'm here in the garage right here.
I'm looking. I'm looking.
I'm looking.
We got your chip. We got your chip.
By the light right he's inside it right now
He bailed
Someone's trying to shoot at me
I haven't seen him pop out yet. I'm on top of William so I would
I would probably
I would my present load out to be honest
the umph man.
This seemed good to start. I just ran out with like the garbage I had.
Shock on interview assessment.
Oh, damn, damn, damn.
I will jump to my dad in the direction orange.
He's out in the open.
I'll open.
Yeah, I just want to die. I got like a two X.
It's nothing for you before they tore me man, they sure did.
Hey, you're as long as my dog is on that bad job.
I didn't die. You didn't die.
Pledge. You can see the guy in the building front of you.
That's not a can.
Let me just over in the end.
They're looking at you.
Good.
They're not they're not they're looting they're looting on orange. They're just in here looting. Okay, they're good. Will they run it at the back?
The guy he did not
Good try that would have been really good try to be epic. Oh, I had them jumped off of William and
It's okay, I think I had a chance. He's right
Still, it's nice to lose on our angel and be like, we can go back to our angel.
True.
Damn, I dazed in chat.
Damn, they added the mode, we could just kill your angel over and over.
Damn, Daniel?
Stream sniper.
I'm like I'm not gonna stream PUBG all day and then I just go it's a good time
Pretty excited for chicken and potato later though
Sorry, oh you're chicken potato
Is it seasoned yeah, of course I seasoned I put a bunch of different colors should on it
Okay, the chicken the chicken. Yeah, the potato. I'll just figure it out and then you eat it
You heat it up where you eat it cold. Yeah, I'm gonna heat it up
I'm just gonna maybe put like some
Just drowning in case.
I don't have this shit in my house, man.
Treats you all.
Butter.
Maybe some foodie cocky.
I think I'm in charge, man.
It's like, you know.
you know. Yeah, but the reason I mean, like it's just kind of insane to be like I just meal
perhaps cooking six baked potatoes and then be like go to the store and buy a bunch of
shit to put on them. Like I'm not that type of guy. You think I had okay, Paco? You're
like I don't know. You can buy a case of case of case of case. Oh, I want abs, man.
When you don't know what it. I'm just going to keep you warm at night. No, I have like a
I have a heater. I have a boiler.
You got a boiler.
I think so. I don't really know how this shit works to be honest with you.
Yeah, warm. Oh, boilers for water.
You can't let this guy get there. We can't let this guy get there.
You don't even have a boiler. You literally can't stop.
You got that thing.
He's going to be so annoying when you get that.
You know, I'm going to be with I mean, there in a crop top every day.
Every 12 seconds. It's going to be like, you know, that's in mesh.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, so you don't have that, so yeah, but you don't have that.
Oh, never do that thing you would, I would do that to chat every day for sure.
I would never do this.
Damn, that flexes is sexy.
I did, I went to Twitch yesterday to set my VODs, like a highlight them.
And on the front page of the stream, it certainly was just a dude doing pushups with like a motivational David
the Goggins audio running in the background,
the shit got me left me so on the vibe.
So that, like this dude, just doing push-ups,
he's like, what do you think you can't get a job?
You think you can't get a job as you're too fat
because you're too stupid?
You're in the prepossible, your problems in your old life.
You fucking fat piece of shit.
Like a joke.
He's just, he's just,
just doing push-ups over and over.
I was like, this is crazy, man.
What? Jillian Jacob's ass, man. Oh, it cow. Jillian Michaels. Jillian Michaels, does that
her name? Yeah. Pretty sure Jillian Jacob's is from the community. Oh, you're right.
But you see the double, you know, it's not like the rock in New Year's Eve from this
year in like 20 years ago and like the difference. People? Yeah, like how different, like
the mood is and the vibes are, it's crazy man.
I mean, the show sucks ass.
It's so bad.
Even just like the crowd at Times Square,
I mean, it's just like the one this year,
everyone just kind of stand around going, yeah.
Yeah.
It's always the half.
Back to the 2006, they're like jumping up and down,
wave and jiggle, yeah.
Yeah.
People used to actually be excited to be in places.
Now people just want to go to places
so they can say they were there, they're not actually cared for.
That's true, yeah, yeah.
They're probably all in their phone.
Well, they should be just a...
They should be just a...
They're the concert fucking sucks, man.
Also, like, I feel like the only people still going to rock
in New Year's Eve, like the last time they...
Get rid of this paper was in like 2006.
Like they haven't caught up to the new reality,
which is that it's fucking garbage every year.
It seems to always just be like international tourists
who are like, this has been on my bucket list for a while.
Like, I'm finally gonna do it.
And then, that like, why am I here watching B-O-B lip sync airplanes?
Like, a song came out 15 years ago.
He's finally gonna do it.
I could really use a wish right now.
A wish right now.
Anyway.
But it's still Ryan's secret.
Yeah.
Is that like the only thing he does now?
No, he does.
We'll fortune, remember?
Yeah, he's only a fortune now.
I'm smuggled.
security. Oh, wow.
Convenient.
You're the one going to make him look at it.
I'm doing the 20 minutes draw.
I've had. It's having a walk on top of me.
Look at this.
Oh, that's the girl around.
Oh, I have it tonight. Everybody.
Oh, shit.
I had. You didn't want the quiver for later?
No, I think I'm good.
Did you get a crossbow?
Just a quiver.
Let's see.
A quiver?
Oh.
I'm such a fool for you.
You know, I'm such a fool.
I'm a fool for you.
I'm a fool for you.
Hey, Cory, what are you doing?
I can't get my pants back.
Sorry.
That's okay.
I was just trying to talk to Cory.
I'm honest with you.
We're on a zombie occasion, Quayero, the hotel pelotons with the fucking pocages.
Okay.
Fuck that, brother.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Anybody using those needs to stop being shrimp at the wimps.
He'd lobster with the monster.
Yep.
It was fucking horrible, man.
Did when you were in your ride, did they thank you for your 9,000 ride?
No, I was doing VOD classes.
I ran back the Dennis Morton 45 minute jam band ride with a Rebubbio love by Mo, you know that one
So good ride man, so good ride a Bobbila by my mom. Yeah, but we're dead. Sookie album
Wow, you know what I mean yeah
Yeah, there's a little umphrees McGee on that one as well
I think it's real they're real
I just like made noises to go on with the words you would say that no the buggy song they're fantastic
Little Dennis Morden 40 30 minute rush ride you know that one
the city you know what I'm talking about he had a need to discover
he inspired his newly found wealth
I don't know that one
that's in the relevant
it's a pretty good one
honestly
don't they made the movie about yep Russell Crowe yep
And...
That's so cruel.
A little bit of crow.
What's he up to?
She's a pop now, right? He's a pop.
The he's a close to the pop?
Mm-hmm.
Just...
Like the poop.
How old are you?
I ain't glad he had her, too.
I'm gonna think about it. He might not be in that one.
Yeah.
I don't think so.
that's a good one
why was it
I heard that lie
be so far too much be so fucking for real me by the way you kind of pissed off you saw the the last
ever and then they're doing another tour.
I really, I mean, I got this on, it's, you got to see Neil.
Can he like, he didn't see more, like, he could barely sing like 10 years ago.
He's kind of like, he is kind of losing it, but like, he's also old.
Yeah, like I'm not not, I got, it happens when you're old, you kind of just can't,
can't do it anymore, but.
Well, he sucks back at two-four darts, like, how he points in a.
It's crazy how many, he's not.
Crazy how many like singers smoke like regulates. I don't think he has seen us.
Okay, he doesn't but a lot of. Oh, yeah, for sure. Can Neil still play? I got bad news for you, bro.
He's on a higher hat now.
See how high. Okay. Okay.
It's like
I don't know what I'm driving
Jordan Madison
He just got the best thing again
No way
I do not know that
There's more than like the trespassing or something
He's a little wrong with that guy
Is this football?
Yeah
He's the number two wide receiver on the
Minnesota Vikings
you think my bike that was your bike no my bike you think my
damn bike my she underneath it I did I did a back flip on that thing man
me too bro you're in special man in it shit
damn man can do a front flip that one's a little risky
medicine was arrested at hard rock hotel in casino by Seminole Indian police
around 3.5 a.m
I'm gonna be honest, if you're gonna be a piece of shit NFL player, you should at least make the headlines funny.
Lay, Rashira, skip the fuck out, you just play nothing funny by what you do, at least Jordan has this, this is the funny headline, you know?
I think crime is more forgivable if it's funny. Yeah, absolutely.
It's a blue zone where they're going off right here.
Yeah, that's the drop.
Oh, this sounds like you.
Sniper's throwing existing more.
Check this up.
That's all right.
I'm going to be back it up.
I don't see it there.
Don't you fucking move an inch.
I got in the back before the damage could hit.
You know how like when you hurt yourself,
there's like a moment of realization before you feel the pain.
Are you going for that bed drop?
I don't give a fuck, man.
Drop it.
Drop it.
Do you thought to our youth fucker?
Mal, are you going for that drop?
Oh shit, oh fuck. But five people just landed over there. On orange? Oh, is it got right next to me?
I killed him. It's Glenn Jamen again. Glenn Jamen.
Glenn Jamen. Glenn Jamen. Glenn Jamen.
Hope you like.
Come into
Someone who's not you guys just driving out
Hit him hold it. Just do this shit
You'd rather walk. Oh, you're taking your own car. I guess again just getting the car from a real
Yeah smart multiple cars we could hit both sides of a tree at the same time so they got no place to hide
You're going that way. I was going to go to the care package. I'm gonna squat up with my car
There's a lot of shit if you guys need shit. I could really use some shit right now. Shit right now.
Oh my god
Just have, you know what? I gotta have them for me pretending to poop stains in the guys
Stop!
Shit right now. Shit right now.
I could really use some shit.
You're taking a bite, you don't want to bite?
No, not at all.
Too risky with real players.
There.
Oh, we don't want to go.
I mean shoot from it.
Just feel like I'm here.
I don't know what mouth stuff to do.
I'm just looking for a sniper.
So do I.
You can bite by your left, by your left.
Oh, yeah, it's going behind.
Yeah.
Welcome.
Oh, the satellite's coming.
He's the flip.
He's the flip.
He's going to get the satellite.
Oh, shit.
He's taking out only satellites.
Oh, I need a torch!
Oh, the sick.
It's pretty sick.
I'm not a hud.
I'm a hud.
Oh, hud.
I'm a hud.
Oh, right.
They do electric CCD.
What?
Electric CCD man.
I didn't go to that class.
He said that.
Who said that word wrong?
Who said that?
Who told me that I'm a hud?
Who said that?
The band.
There's a ton of people here by the way.
So I'm gonna like, loot and get the fuck out
15x, 3 best. You guys got a sniper yet?
15x. I forgot about that thing.
Three bastards around.
Okay, I'm ready. Revest on the ground. Three vest on the ground.
Thank you, Shire. I'm in vehicle coming off the mouth.
I'm just gonna go for sniper man.
You look a little guy's around. I'll be guys all day.
We don't watch out for that guy.
Find out if you can ask us.
I think it's a classic one there.
That's a pretty good one.
Is there any of the reggae stuff that Sting is done with Shaggy?
No, no, I mean either, I'm curious if it's good or not.
I wonder if it's as good as Chet Hanks.
Chet Hanks.
Favorite reggae artist who isn't named Marlee or Hanks?
That's tough.
Fight coming, fight coming?
Hold up, I think.
I think he's dead.
Oh yeah, he's alive.
You right.
Hey, I'm out.
24.
Sorry, uh, Karna here's his bike.
And the six seconds.
I keep the skulls.
Okay, let's go.
The Sean Paul count.
Rage it on, I'm afraid.
Oh, Kar, Kar, Kar.
I am on mom.
I can't collect $500.
I can't collect $500 had to..
that would lag depicted!
I'm really used to rush right now.
I hope his inomithree is all pods.
Then I will not compost in them and pots and pans.
It's not..
It's a beautiful boat
Oh my god, I can't, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I can't, oh my god. Sorry.
I clicked, you know, they got around, you know, 60% of the buttons on Twitch.
Yes, the web on the website. There are too many things you can click accidentally.
It's too much. Would you, uh, would you click by accident?
I pinned the message and then I, I couldn't unpin it because another thing popped up in front
of it and I couldn't I it's fucking all right man as a millennial I probably just use like slash on pin
in the in the arts you know another satellite coming down and then
I just like fucking geostorm or some shit you guys see green land to yet
nah what was it all I'm scared of that would be pretty bad okay person I didn't really like that much
to make a movie's about already.
Yeah.
Oh, never mind.
I'm like saying hey, then.
I got way up there.
You know, I got a slightly closer.
Oh yeah, I can.
Other side of the green.
Oh, there's another way.
Yeah.
He moves like a bug.
I don't.
I'm going to go.
Should have taken these houses before we do this out in the open.
Okay, fair enough. What's houses?
So one's right here
The tube the tube
The tube houses on the hill. He's moving
He's got a level 3
Although then then you can pretty empty
What's that guy?
He's weak, he's weak, so I'm gonna do the name of-
Oh, kill steal, kill steal!
The fuck you missed him, bro?
I hit him twice before, brah!
Good job, good job.
Thank you, thank you.
Where am I?
Where am I?
Let's go in.
Someone's shooting us from the left somewhere.
Nice.
Good shooting kid, good shooting.
There was one further back, too.
Oh, here, here, here.
Cory, where's here?
It's a bot. It's a bot. It's a bot.
That names.
The guy's on yellow.
I'm dead though, they're just starting to bounce.
So yes, you won. On orange?
There's way back there on blue too.
Oh, he's in the bush. You're fucking genius.
Thanks for the tip on my voice.
He's back up he's back up on your yellow.
I hit him.
He's running.
Oh yeah.
There's so wiggly.
I knocked him.
Nice.
With the top of his comb.
I know he's back to Laura again, and it's just sucks.
Hey, stack on yellow.
The blue.
Oh, yeah.
Got him.
Good fucking shit.
Okay.
You know they say that your last name is like what your ancestors used to do for
work really makes you wonder what your art Butler was up to. Right? Right?
Well, this time he looked for now. Is that like French for like a drink?
Oh, fuck. I don't know. I don't know what the fuck they were getting up to.
It's not me, man.
I don't know.
You got any 762?
The guy we just looted at them.
Yeah, yeah, I know.
I was playing that hard.
Yeah, I hear a few.
I'll have to play him.
If he pinks smoke on the mountain, it's difficult.
What do you pull up?
You know what I say?
Maybe I'm just not deleting my map alone.
You might be in the building.
I don't know.
I guess I'll be here soon.
Maybe 7-6-2.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Something for that.
Oh, that's humans.
Blue is on the main.
Yes, so.
Okay, I said that come from.
You're in the fuck out of here.
It's to the east-ish.
There's another one.
There's another one where the blue zone grenade come from oh shit. Oh fuck him
I see him. You got me good
Knocked him
Oh, I'm still shooting blue zone grenades
He's smoking. I've come with me. I was teammate right here trying to heal him
You died
Guys, we'd help team. I'm trying to have any 7 6 2 man
I'll care package dropped way behind, but not that far behind, but kind of behind you guys
To your west. That's not your car. Motorcycle coming up to you guys it. No
Approach and she rose Corey here. Yeah, I'm bleeding out
With the fuck are our boys? I thought our boys could get you, but they're just now
I'm gonna love it again man, we killed the fucking squad we killed the fucking squad. Oh, oh shots here
There's a care package on green by the way. I need help. I'm gonna run in bro it takes a second
I'm dead can't feel my toes
Okay, on all close enough that I got some intel or I could use some stuff
that. It's like that. They're shooting at us in the building. Oh, I'll pause the
God. He just died to you. Yeah, there's more to our right, though. Get ready to
die. All right. Did you get him? Yeah, I got him. That was easy enough. I'm
We're still on our way guys. You just had a side quest.
Yeah, we're doing reconnaissance is very important
Quite as one of the hill to our west and there's like at least two or three are right maybe
I don't see them either down the hill. They could have moved. Oh, yeah, they're not building. Yeah, yeah
Oh, I see one mouth dead ahead north on this tree
He's not
Yes, I don't I'm looking for you done he's on yellow
Oh, oh, I can't see that yet. He's gonna bleed out. There's more though. Yeah, I
see him. Yeah, more. Oh, I've got to put that shit. Yeah, I've got to put that shit there.
One more. I'm gonna do it right there. Good shit, this God's done. Up the hill, up the hill.
Got the green. Yeah, there were dudes on the mountain before. I'm not so good shit.
Shit, my office. Why is it going all the way over there? Yeah, they're they're on green a couple guys
That's okay. I did it for the team
75 yeah, right. She won
One running more to right. They're throwing smokes
Lou, I saw
Yeah, they're they're I'm not going to come. I guess
Close up on them. Oh my god. They're crazy
easy.
Where they blew?
Oh, I see one.
Yeah, one was on blew, yeah.
They do not miss.
They want him to head?
Oh, shit.
That's true.
They're both weeks, they're both weeks.
Oh, he's over there.
Right.
A flanking of clankers.
On a whole squad of your left.
Oh, Mark.
Oh, holy shit.
Yep.
Yep, let's see them.
We'll squad at least two, at least two.
I'm in a bad, I'm in a bad fucking spot, man.
Yeah, we're getting one shot by both fucking teams here.
Now, on.
So Cory's asking the blues on, bro.
He did.
Oh fuck.
Good shat once. I'm just bait at this point. Why? The other force field. In the smoke
healing, he's behind this tree right there as well. I go on behind the tree, I got
shot from like six different places. Because we're the in between both of these
Fuck ass teams are upside the tree. Yeah, I see him
They got this pushing pushing yeah, I stand by the left side
Good
I think I think this is
Everyone shut the fuck up.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
That's right.
So open it, we'll take, yeah, it would be okay.
Because it's tough called to make, to abandon the res, like 60% of the way through.
Those, those, those.
That other team fucked us so hard.
They did, yeah.
They gotta lose.
Oh, he's shit. 11.38, growl.
Lunchtime.
I wish, man.
They're close to lunchtime.
Can smell the chicken in particular.
I'm so ready, man.
The chickens cold, the fire and bake potato, make my lunch a wonderful thing, say it again.
You want them talking about?
No, no.
It's hey 19.
It's probably one of Steely Dance Top 5 Most Famous Songs.
hmmm
Paul, you know what?
I better be heard of you with no.
I better find it.
No, we can't dance together, please take me along when you slide on down.
I think you would handle it.
Nah, nah, yeah.
It's one of the songs, I literally knew what song it was on one,
but couldn't, didn't know the name of the call.
Oh no, no, no, did you get,
had it on one, did you get yesterdays?
I don't remember if I did yesterdays.
Oh, was yesterdays, was like, it was all five.
Oh, it was don't you, it was don't you by the pussycat
though.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I spent most of the time figuring out what,
like, the spelling of the song of the song,
You wouldn't come up. Yeah
Yeah, I got that on five. I also got it. I need it. I need it. I don't know. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
Connections is the goat though. I haven't done it in a while. No, I have only the bandals like untake out of bulls
I always do it like every day unless it's like 20 16er further ahead
Because I don't give shit, but I just when I'm busy I got shit to do man. I got I got I got I got play the bizarre man. I got a play my
You laugh, but there's not a lot of hours in the day that play bizarre right now, man. Yeah, cause it goes down for millions
No, it doesn't you you're trolling your trolling your trolling
I'm just telling you, I can't, it's an uncountable amount of messages in my chat, where like,
the personal comment would be like, why are you playing the bizarre again?
And then if I'm in this later, they're like, you got me to install the bizarre again.
I can't believe it. And I like, I can book and believe it.
Guys, I'm a world, I'm a world-flaming.
Hmm.
Yep, nice track.
to
be done showing off your six back, not check it out or for me.
Go ahead and take the ball.
That's so fucked up for you.
What can I have it please?
Oh, I'm looking at you. I'm all looking the other way.
I was looking at you, but my soul is looking at you.
Please have it.
What do we go for me?
I'm walking in again a little call out to they should make more classic rock
It is got a good like it's just like on a dead genre
Like it doesn't you don't get them it they ain't making more songs in the 70s the 80s to the 90s man
Who's that band that tried to be Led Zeppelin? Yeah, right a band fleet. That's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah
Right a fleet
We really like you know flea foxes, so it's kind of put part of there in their name and
And that's just sound like Led Zeppelin.
Get it then.
Red of it, please, it's fucking funny.
It sounds like a social mute.
Fuck, motherfucker!
It sounds like a social media account run by CNN.
Anyway, remember, Red of it in Sustrin?
No.
It's a really red of it in Sustrin.
She was in Sustrin at the end of the day.
Red of the Sustrin.
You get it.
I
Just tomorrow. I'll be a man
He won't show up. I'm not so
Simply that's still going
six years
You go enough you
I think it's still fun in the same way that if you ask Ryan if Isaac was still fun, he'd be like yes, so fun. Yeah, like it's fun to be alive
There's other things you could be doing but it'd be just dying for sure
don't you get tired of like half of who just lap in you every time she
retired two years ago she's literally just gapping you in every lobby
so there's us and then one person who's probably not a stream snake or behind
right. I'm gonna shot her actually.
Ah, it gives you shot. Yeah.
Well, we're not a terrible circle.
We. Also, I have, you know, there's a guy who spends way too much time
and should probably do something else with his life who accumulates all the stats for the lobby
like every looks to the whole. Oh, man.
And you're looking at the looks. You're kind of looking at the goat. No, I believe and the best part is like as you and I
You don't really am Cory that's why when he gets the glue. You and will you last
So
No, it's like the biggest loot in the game
Like a million loot spots
Oh
It's crazy too because there's no doubt you're sandbagging because there's probably some games with the imposter fucks up
But for entertainment value, you have to pretend that you didn't clock it immediately.
Sometimes. Yeah, I mean, I'm, you know, I've been doing that for years, so
I understand how the game is played.
If you're 12 cover your ears.
Your mom's here.
Oh, snap, I'll Mr. Lewis.
I'm going to go to William.
Ray Lewis, famous snapper.
Well, these famous for a lot of stuff.
Doing that bird dance.
What's he up to?
You know.
I've seen enough of that ship for my time, man.
Make sense.
Which crazy real?
That is hell now, though.
Harba and Tom on both gone same year. Yeah, it's a new era and Ed read wasn't even that good
He's all right probably the greatest safety of all time. I would literally rather have champ Ali and a good week
This name's champ. Yeah, like you can't say can't coach that you can't coach that
Some things you can't coach.
There's a name in your kid, Japanese sucks.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
I'm created.
That's not underrated, defensive, backer, and no, it's fucking, well, Anderson.
Oh, JP.
No, I probably first came all pro, one of the best defensive, should be zeroed, easily.
No, I said, Joy-Porter Jr.
Man, probably is, who could he go?
I don't know.
And he don't get no credit for it. He don't get no credit for the
person he doesn't pass certain the third. He's good probably the second best
That's your pain.
Oh, that's not funny, sir.
Sir, taking a pat, who's the other pat?
Sir, take a stab.
Okay, this is dad who is also played football.
Probably.
Oh, oh.
He's making shit up now.
You guys see that commercial?
It's like the chartered accountant, whatever thingy, and they get the one person they give the testimonial and her last name is poosatch
And I'm like
These life insurance commercials got a chill out man. They just keep they bring some on is like, yeah, my husband died in the David that has been didn't I yet know my my
My husband died you should get life insurance. It's actually kind of like I think it's kind of sweet
I'm not even playing a role right now
No, I think it's nice to get life insurance.
So if you die, like, oh, here's the thing, you can't not die.
So are you if you live in Samus's going,
you work for a tech company or not?
Not at a dude.
There's no way to be.
We were all given that sentence, essentially,
when we were born.
Snipe his husband to do his mother.
Exactly.
I'm so dead, even this sentence, man.
But what was I saying before I would peak reddit,
regardless of that,
should have life insurance, you know, lessen the burden a little bit.
I don't think I need life insurance.
But, well, honestly, are you gonna do, well, you might one day.
Don't, you don't really do it right now. I wouldn't disagree with that.
Oh, like, I need it right now.
Oh, you don't need it at the moment.
Probably, you don't need it at the moment.
Right, you're right.
Like, I honestly, one of the main reasons I have life insurance is so that
When I die, Kate has the space to grief instead of being like all one more choreo to do with thanks to this fella
She it was hopefully she'll have a little bit of breathing room to be like oh now I can appreciate his
You know he'd the fact that he's gone. I can I can honor his existence. Maybe like I can appreciate the fact that he's gone
Yeah, it's a pretty fish man.
She had breathing room.
Her breathing is appreciating that they're gone.
Yeah, well, I don't even appreciate the light and accepting that they're gone.
Yeah, appreciating, accepting whatever.
She had breathing room because you won't be farting.
She won't be farting.
She won't be farting.
She won't be farting.
She won't be farting.
Low key, low key after I die.
She will be like at least he's not farting.
We're leaving.
What the hell are you talking about?
I'm not even good like listen, I think the grief will outweigh
Okay, I'm coming. I'm gonna cut the grief will outweigh it, but she there's some positives for her
It's be real they should really call it death insurance it doesn't make sense that's a good point
You're gonna play.
Ah, that's kind of real weird.
We're gonna play a project, I think.
It's really weird.
As a kid in a teenager, I had no fucking clue what I'm in.
Sure, as well as I was like, what the-
What was it like?
What was it like?
I was like what?
What was it like?
That one was really close.
Oh no!
Oh, my God.
I couldn't tell if Ryan was in yet and he was in.
Oh, I'm gonna make it.
Hot friend, hot friend, what do you want to do with the fire?
Wait, was that actually a pop friend?
Yes, he's dancing, I was dancing, he's trying to dance with all this.
Hot friend, if you don't leave right now, I'm gonna report you.
Hot friend, come pick me up so I can pick them up, man.
He's gonna buy tickets.
He can drive the bike to you, maybe.
I don't know if I'm going to make it guys he's getting in the woods he's going to pick you up.
There's a motorcycle. He has to pull up my screen to know where I am though.
He is right there on the S-O-N-I-Lin. He's pretty close actually.
No!
No no no no no no!
He can't panic.
Oh, Jake, that was fucking funny though.
You're going to stream stipend genod.
I'm gonna have to damn dream and I guess I'm the bike
Goreary
My health is the lowest I almost let the
No, no, no, no, it's not thick. It's low-tech now if you got it you got to like bandage and then pick up Cory bandage the big of Cory or heal you have time
Cory tell me you when you're about to die well you can watch it's very close
Right now right now right now
I had a clock I had a clock that had a clock that had a clock. That's crazy
Okay, do we have a car? Yes, yeah, there's a US. Well, I got my friends coming to my friends coming
I got the bike so I'm gonna get in the damn bike. Someone get in the damn bike. I'm getting in the way
The wheels
I mean, it's not like that friend. I had to.
Because still trying right now. You take that, I'll take the bike.
I'll take the bike.
You don't get to live after that.
I'm going to run this.
I think that's.
Bro, my perspective that just wasn't all through your names.
I don't get to go with one of those.
It is the mortar hit us so squarely.
It blew us all out of the car.
Well, you get knocked out. Yeah, but like it's funny. I think about it
Look at the Lord. Oh, man
What is the flare? Well, by the way, what is the flare?
Fire all right, well, I guess I'll find out the whole other's not a bunch of cars. Is it the emergency flare?
What does it do man? What does it do?
What is it do when it follows you?
No, that one, sour girl.
No, there you go, ma.
You don't know sour girl by Stone Temple Pilots.
No, no, I don't.
Not an external Temple Pilots guy.
The elegant bachelors?
The only Stone Temple Pilots song I probably know is the one that was in Rock Band.
I don't even know what that one is.
That's a trippin' on a hole in a paper heart.
I don't even remember that one.
I don't remember that one.
I don't remember that one.
down down check out the counter.
That's the different.
Or you might know what.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
There was just a load.
I'm looting.
Yeah, we got time to load.
Man, I don't think it's a little too much.
Okay, if I'll call you in mother fucker, here we go.
Oh, space bro.
I don't know.
We need this to the role.
They killed the rallying that.
No, no, no.
This space is a watch, you know.
There's an air to the road.
You just last on the road on the way.
You last on the road on the way.
That? Is that parked?
Do you want me to pick up the ones we are telling you?
There's two parts.
Oh my god.
They were, they were a bridge troll and what the hell?
Oh, they're in front of us.
Boyer for raise.
Whoa!
Oh, don't tell me if I could come back.
Oh my god. Holy, dude. You can't say that was the coolest bucket flip ever. I don't know you could do that. Holy, we parallel flipped. Oh my god, dude. I went to like a fort dimension there, man. That was crazy. Holy shit. Oh my god, I'm like, I had to do that. I didn't know you could flip it. Oh my god. That was crazy. We didn't take that much damage from those guys. Great. I went in the fort dimension and we weren't even there. Yeah.
Is anyone know what the player does?
Is it the one that drops the rocks?
Does it just say like a heart and soul?
No, this is just a flare flare.
Like FLAR, you know what I mean?
Doesn't that cause like bring like an air drop?
Oh my god, there's so many cars.
Oh Jesus, right.
I think we got an air drop.
Oh shit, oh shit.
I'm stuck on the bike.
Oh, go faster, bridge trolling.
I'm stuck on the car.
We might die here.
Don't show up.
Don't show up.
Go away.
Go away.
So much bullshit that happened to me when I got off that bike.
I thought that I didn't realize it was just too.
I realized you were dead.
I would have done different things.
Oh you.
Ah.
Help me so in the way.
There is smoke on blue.
Drive through the smoke.
Oh
He he seasons the Pierce Bros. Shrimp with because he's allergic to like garlic or something and then he chokes and he feels bad
And he's like help his other way and he gives him the Heinlick and his freaking mast and titties fall off
I hopped off the bike my dog I got stuck on a sign. Yeah, but I also didn't have that was a Mrs. Doubtfire impression
Yes
Oh, I don't think there's gonna be anything yet. There's stuff on the ground. Oh, that's six X. I'll type diet
Another vehicle coming to you right now
Get it over the bottom. I'm gonna try to get their chips. I saw a car way in the distance. There's only like five teams around that area too, so I
I'm going to get the right advantage to fall off and I got to get in there. I got to do something. Well, now I'm going to one tab now
What that
Runaway, bro. There. I shoot you down there. Why are you going there? Why are you going to the guy? I just want to get out, man
You're just going right to guys
Guys, I don't want this guy. The whole world is guys. There's many there's many guys
You're gonna get our chips as well. I'm gonna get your chips. I just use a fucking first aid kit. Great. I'm dead. Whoa
They got me y'all
There's like guys everywhere
Now if you might just want to like hold W here and just go for the best, you know. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I just wanted to
I gotta you play the first
This one
So they're they're set up in here. Yeah, they're in the house
Everywhere there's guys on the hill to your left there. There's
These are the guys that killed us. I'll see him running right now. Oh, yeah, I know that guy
He's like looking at you. He's just gonna shoot it. He's not gonna go. Just go to the house
Miss he didn't miss
I don't get back. I don't know. Get the guys to kill us. This guy's a little you're gonna you're gonna reveal your cover
Oh, and you're going and done it
It's worth it
Just like the emergency cover flow
Damn
Oh, I think I give a break. Are you seeing me in the window above you? You think I give a frick? Cory?
Watch this
Slam it this one's for Dan. Yep, couldn't be here. I can't hear anything
They're above you
That was huge
I don't know about the bandage. Oh my gosh, wait
You can you can you can
It might be someone from another team
Oh, no, ambush, ambush
I'm stuck in the door
Okay, that's not how you ambush. I don't know where to ambush up
Oh, I bet there was a guy there. He would get ran upstairs and shot
Oh, perfect time to pop one of these.
I think it's gonna work, man.
That sounds like another Porsche.
Rubbing duct tape all over his wounds.
Turned the game behind him.
He's upstairs.
He's upstairs.
He's upstairs.
Yep.
He hasn't moved.
Well, I heard a door opening on my tail.
Yeah, a door door.
Oh, sorry.
It's okay.
It's okay.
Well, there are people in their game DC.
They're like a random stack.
You can do that?
Damn.
I exited the best stop.
Oh, they are.
No.
They moved the button.
When you when you expect it, the exit to lobby becomes exit to desktop.
It's it's it's it's just is a UX problem there. He's right. He's going to be a baster.
And he'll be back. I'll click the button a few times.
I mean, the other thing, a pop friend kind of screwed us up a little bit. We're doing pretty well until a mortar struck RVA.
And definitely a little bit of killed three of us,
and then we had to resin the blue.
Are you here in there?
Here we are.
Oh, thank you.
You're wife, no, I wasn't here in there.
Honestly, I think it was the sound of our door,
but it kind of sounded like a rubber chicken.
like a squeaky door-hinge.
Mmm, guys loud as door.
Whatever that was was the Justin clip.
Yeah, from a lethal company.
No.
Not that one.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I was just talking to the door over and over.
No, it was a guy, a British guy.
It has like a really loud door.
He's shared it in here like last week, you're gone.
No, you weren't gone. It was before you left.
See, sidemark is that what it was?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's that guy.
Yeah. Oh, see, is another Tik Tok Chicago?
Not Tik Tok, older than Tik Tok, I think.
He has door, he's door like, he gets up and goes out as doors,
slowly closes and it's like,
All right, that is really good.
It's really good.
Yes, you see the guys eating every fruit?
All of them?
He's like, like, testing them?
We have to eat the fruit now.
He's a guy who's eating every fruit, and then the video is him responding to chat questions,
and there's like, have I had a mango steed?
Yes, dude, I've had a mango steed, I've had every fruit, there isn't a fruit.
That's there isn't it okay. There isn't a fruit I haven't had.
Darian?
We're about an apple.
Have you ever ever had a watermelon radish? Yes, yes, man of that every fruit I've had every fruit.
I mean a radish-walsauce, maybe I should do a watermelon radish-walsauce.
We'll be the move.
We'll be the move.
CBTM.
CBT?
Collect a bit coin tomorrow.
arrow.
Aki fruit?
Yeah.
Aki fruit, dude.
Breadfruit?
Yeah, I've had breadfruit man.
I've had every fruit.
What about elderberries?
I'm stealing his bid now, essentially.
You got a custard apple?
I'm not, I don't want to do his bid anymore.
You got a supple, okay?
Got a pomellal.
I'll handle the fruit.
I'll stay out of Hell's Kitchen.
I'm telling you, somebody out here who's like a mechanical engineer,
please make a pamello peeling machine.
You'll actually, I don't know how much money you're going to make,
but like the market is bigger than you would think,
because I think it'll also expand pamello sales like crazy.
Am I the only guy who's with a pomegranate?
I do not like pomello's texture.
It's so fucking good, bro.
It's like eating a plastic fruit.
Every time I eat the texture, like I eat it,
I just, I'm like thinking about like the inside of a camel's mouth.
It's all fucked up like little fingers of fruit is weird.
You might be on your own with that one.
Yeah.
Of course, like French kissing a camel.
I never said that.
Well, you basically, you said something analogous.
You ever say the inside of a camel's mouth?
It's got like the same like in-rolls.
Not really.
I think.
You guys study biology, you're gonna look at a camel's mouth, I guess I skipped camels mouth to 06, the camel's mouth was like, where did they bring in a camel if you look into it's mouth?
Yeah, you try not to get spit on.
Hmm, I could never.
How do you become the guy who like observes that one ran the animal?
You know what I mean? Like, there's so many scientists who are just like, you think I'm letting all the animals go away.
Yeah, I appreciate like that.
You just gotta convince the grant board.
Like, we don't know enough about this organic branch.
What are you looking at?
Let's be a totally way too many people like studying like wolves, right?
Like we get it man.
But like, who's out there just being like, you know,
studying some random like offshoot like bare species from like,
you know, middle and nowhere, Mongolia or something?
Actually, I've got a fucking sick man. He had it does. Yeah
Anyone here a big mongolian wrestling fan
How good is or come by her?
I'm saving a mongolian grill me too. Me too. Anyone anyone here watch bulk?
No, he's he's the goat, but he's never won the the chemical classic
Vulcan's not to go
Is this physical Asia stuff?
Is physical Asia stuff?
I haven't seen that one.
I should check it out.
It is, I mean, listen, there's not a lot going on on Netflix.
There is another show that at first Kate made me watch and then I beg for watch more
until he finished it.
It's called Badly in Love and it's about, it is a dating show, but it's like eight
ex criminals go into a school together and try to find someone to fall in love with but
they're fucking beefing the whole time. They're like the first dude is like kind of like
an ex like your gang member and he sits down in the classroom and then the second dude
who sits down for no reason when he walks in they just start fighting and I was like
This is awesome.
That was some pretty good. I think I hate that. No, I was so sorry. I think I hate that.
Tickery best of you.
Yeah, it's physical 100 better than physical. Sorry, it's physical Asia better than physical 100.
Um, I think you could really just consider it about the same. Really. Yeah.
It's good though. I think it's worth watching.
If you're already hooked up to the sloped trough,
that's what I call now.
That one had all the controversy around the final.
Well, this one also has controversy
because in one of the events, the equipment malfunctioned.
So why was it really had to do anything?
No, really.
But it was the first one controversial.
Yeah.
The one, the one, the one, the one.
It doesn't like because it's cyclist lost to a snowboarder.
What?
In the...
What?
The like final challenge with like the ropes, I remember people were like...
The dudes ropes were longer than the other guy.
It's cyclist kind of got jobbed a little bit as what Corey's saying.
Jobbed off.
You guys are watching Beast's Game of Thrones season 2.
I already finished it.
Actually.
Damn.
I feel like it's there.
It's probably my second favorite season.
of some of Mr. B. Spiskems.
It's just like such an annoying like premise two.
Smart versus strong.
Like is that if what did that is?
That's a hundred strong people.
I agree with the hundred.
No.
All right, that's, that's really, that's a big shit right there.
Are they competing physically or not?
I tell like that's the funny part of his physical.
Yeah, it's a small thing.
All physical.
Yeah, I'll take.
I'm a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a seed.
Will that has everything the vine needs?
The wire to there?
I wonder.
How munder William?
That's the type of shit strapped for what's saying.
Dude, okay, House of Cards, season seven.
Player gets married again to Frank under William.
Ha ha ha.
Player gets married again.
I'm not very glad we need a good miss for a joke, don't we?
I think that hits.
Yeah.
Hahaha.
Hahaha.
Hahaha.
Hahaha.
Hahaha.
Hahaha.
Hahaha.
Why is it like, it doesn't even make sense because it's not like his name is like
under plus a name.
Underwood is names underwood.
Yeah, but wood is not really like a name unless you're wood heres.
But that's just one guy.
Well, a woody heres.
Yeah.
Okay, there's two guy.
Wood heres and woody heres.
What the fuck?
Hahaha.
They go the same story.
Yeah, they should call them.
They should marry Frank under cans.
Exactly.
Oh, okay.
Frank under won't.
Frank under won't.
Frank under won't.
Frank under won't.
Or maybe it's not.
Maybe Frank under bite.
Frank.
Yeah.
I love him.
I think he did, man.
Frank under steel.
Frank under steel.
Frank under.
Frank under.
We can't go.
It's just random words.
We're going to be here.
Yeah.
What is it like a thing that's probably going to be a person-place or thing?
I would think there's a thing in the material things.
The fuck I got an achievement.
Why would she?
Frank under Frank sounds like a freaking anime.
You know, what's that one death?
Death X deck?
There's something... no...
I don't know.
What are you saying?
I'm her ex-unter?
Yeah, that's the one.
100 is a name is that a thing a death that that that yeah, yep, that's pretty much what he said
So you're really gonna need that time's death a frank under beans is pretty good
under beans, okay
It was she there's something about Mary the Paula. Oh
No, pretty good. Very good
I'll put it on the list.
That's rude, I shouldn't.
I'm not putting it on the list.
A lot of those fairly brothers movies should age surprisingly well.
Ben's vocalist.
It could be like, I do not watch lists.
Well, go on the list of, you know, things that I don't care to watch.
You don't care to watch some funny movies all the time.
Yeah.
I don't even need to know the movie to know you're probably not.
not all years on the four years got been stiller and
whoa I'm in
came from the as stiller's mat dillin
mat dillin number of the Martian is
there's other individuals keep david's in it
right far that's true
I shouldn't have.
Oh no.
Oh no.
I just can't.
Oh, no.
She put the damn comment or hair.
No, no, no, no, no.
There's come in it.
Yeah.
I'm waiting here.
No, there's ice cubes in the drink.
In the movie.
Okay.
Ice cube.
In movie.
Sounds like it, man.
Don't swallow them.
You're just playing the same random mouth.
You know what?
I'm not going to be too loud.
It's so quick to do.
and
and
and
and
and
and
Right, I don't know what he said at all.
You ever see God in 60 seconds, no?
I don't think so.
Okay, that's what I'm actually surprised.
That's like a classic school bus trip movie.
Yes, great, great movie.
It's got Robert Devolnett.
Robert Devolnett.
Bradley, you still live, I think, actually.
Gladows.
He is old though.
Gladows, do you have any revices in it?
I'm not, not, I've been at the KCF, like.
It does have KCF, like in it.
I've been shot in the car.
I've been shot in the car.
I've been shot in the car.
Doctor Indy Jones? That was so far away.
We're gonna save Ryan, but lock him, lock him.
He's gonna tell me you're gonna have to get my chip.
We're getting your fucking chip then.
I got Ryan.
Put some shots out.
He's not keeping his. He's not keeping his. He's on the tree just across for me.
Is this stupid pots?
No, man. No.
He's named Dr. Andy Jones.
That's why Corey said, Doctor Indy Jones.
go and past me he's ready for you guys
now that's what he thought
I thought she ran that shit right there. He tried to tear me at the end too. You know he got that spirit
M249 and Xeno I can't think of better way to end the day
I can't go that
I don't see him. I don't see him on the outside from the bike down in the hill from the bike
Thank you sir. Got into a car
I think you drove off
Thanks, Corey. I'm dead. Oh, we actually we're in. I don't think he could it. Let's just go. Let's just get the fuck out of here
I mean, I mean, just take it by adrenaline shot. Yeah, after that. I don't think he could have gotten to the car
I heard that car. He did, he got heard that car.
Oh, yeah, I heard that car.
It doesn't mean it was that guy.
I'm just gonna mark some buildings. Let's just go.
The car, there's a dazer right there.
Always check this out.
This could be a guy in it.
We don't need to do it.
We don't need to do it.
Wait, are we not getting the dazer?
Oh, we need to get a car. We really should just can't use an older soldier's man.
It's camping season.
Where are we going, Ralph?
Actually, it's rabbit season.
Oh, my god.
When you want to go, I'll keep this light.
I don't know.
I want to go to the meteorites.
Are we going to the orange building? Is that where we're going?
I mean, check it out.
I don't know. Maybe it's better to go a bit more north than I don't know.
I don't know. I don't know. No, the circle's gonna. I'm gonna get on a house.
How far is the circle's gonna do? Sorry.
Wanna get on a hill?
You're a big hill guy.
A lot of nature.
They were under the red zone.
You really thought it was that one?
Under hill.
Oh Glenn, John McGuy.
Oh no, okay.
And then Lauren Hill, Canadian.
Lauren Under Hill.
Checkmate.
That's true, Chivalid.
military should have water boys on the battlefield.
Is Guy on a bike over there?
Everyone who with those fuckass drummers and like,
flout us we're doing.
And the computer in the enemy.
I'm so scared.
The music.
Do you hear the music?
The warm music.
They were probably rocket out.
They were like,
oh, it's song gets me fucking pumped.
The 33, 33 helmet down here in the satellite.
Okay.
That's a great idea to run a game.
That's a good idea to run a game.
Oh, there's a guy, are you OK?
Right, right, right, right.
To the right of you landing as well.
We are straddling to assist you very far from us.
Oh, OK.
with the freckler back i come from i'm just
he's flew and he's flew down to the sky
he flew down
we're very un...
very unlocked in right now
well we should sacrifice our lives
okay to get the chips
then we should unify next time
and i i definitely could have had the guy in the parachute
i got shot by the other guy
A war is breaking out. We have a chance.
We were in fucking fear.
Ryan, I've never seen a fucking suck.
I've never seen a red dot bounce like that.
That was crazy.
Pan.
What the fuck?
Look what the physics on that. I don't know think of it
Oh, okay, here we go. Let's go get the chips
Up top
Oh, no Joe died. Oh my god
I'm not shooting.
That's kind of fucking crazy, right?
This is guy.
Because it's other guys.
Keep shooting, keep it in their ass.
I could pick this guy in two form.
I'm pissed, I'm going in. I'm crazy.
YOUCH!
It was really fast.
It was funny after you get knocked down for your helmet to pop off.
could know
oh my god
cow killed by like a hexadecimal man
if we lock it it's over man if we if all four of us are in like
opted range of each other and so long
I'm so locked
number bikes the bikes are what's doing it where we think we could be picked up the bikes
they'd be 4C they're a fourC
they would say
yeah
or see their own name
I'm trying to level up my M249 and I keep dying.
Right, so we have to feed it.
You guys have to think, like, if they watched naked in a parade instead of members as wild,
that shouldn't together wouldn't happen.
who's they? Tim and Millie from the movie together?
I haven't seen it.
This was for chat, right?
Let's hurry anybody to see in the movie. Could be you? Could be chat?
I'm pretty sure you asked us earlier and we all said no.
But yeah, but that was four hours ago. The movie's only 100 minutes long.
Let's see. Let's see.
I've got a pair of on-place.
Oh, I've got paramount plus to watch the second season of Kathy Bates Matt locks.
So I've been running in through them.
Hey, Matt Lodge.
She saw a clip like on YouTube shorts or something and she said, I had to see what this
is all about.
She was sick like two weeks ago or three weeks ago and she just just watched it man, so I still got it
I just won't watch the piss. I didn't watch
I'd watch the pit if I had this service
It was on but I don't so I won everything's on plex
Everything only if you believe in laws
A-Lost.
I think my own line.
Cook a crazy question to try to, like, yes, and.
We even lost.
I would watch the pit if they, sorry, I know you're this, like, a 10 time you were trying to get something over the comps here.
Um, what did they look like a TV show and instead of 10 one hour long episodes they made it like a one
110 minute long episode that has like a beginning of middle and an end
So I wasn't mad that you interrupted me until you just set the most like annoying like obvious bait shit
TV too long TV too high. How about TV show too long?
That's the stranger things except instead of having a beginning in a middle end it's just middle
Oh, mid, mid, mid.
He's going to like a monotone robot there.
He really pissed off.
Yeah, it was a mid, mid.
Jibli might be honest with this one.
Vertical TVs for TikTok.
That actually might be a fucking play, man.
Buying the ultra wide so you can scroll TikTok.
I was, what I was at the airport restaurant.
And it takes a lot for a guy like me to start thinking
But what do you want me to say, it's legal name?
But the airport restaurant, it's Wildcard Weekend,
which is, by the way, like, the just past.
So I expected to see some damn football.
What do they have instead?
A TV that's just scrolling someone else's TikTok algorithm.
So it's just, oh, there's a parrot drinking water.
And then after that, it's like, oh, here's a guy with some gardening tips.
Then after that, two fuckass hands with nobody attached to them
patch of them are like making a cauliflower crust pizza with the fuck are we doing man
sounds good to me
gardening and food like
yeah we're gonna hear anger and bad
you're so animals so no no no nipple i'm afraid nothing cool like that
that's a great part of my day when Justin posts his leg suggestion searches for
I do it over every time is good man. What was the one? How do I know if you have a handle?
That one is great. How do I know if you have a handler is crazy?
But you have to have a handler.
This shit has to come up from time to time.
Me if my name is Janice.
Yeah, that's from French.
Yeah.
That's from French.
That's from French.
I'm aware.
One of the features I've seen.
He's also not funny, but he has a bunch of just unbelievable suggestions.
And then there's always a one that's like, big milky, titty, mommy, mommy,
titty, milk, and it's like, it did say that today recently.
That's, that one's unique because he typed that one.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
For a while, he's algorithm or suggested searches were obsessed
with like large-breasted Jewish women.
Like a Jewish came up multiple times.
Jewish women, Jewish women wearing sweaters.
Like it was just, yeah, it was crazy.
I don't remember that.
And he wouldn't click on it no matter how much I asked.
Ha ha ha.
You're over a shoulder while you're struggling.
Zalder.
What about that one?
That one looks funny.
That is so funny man. Click on that one. I've had this in crazy stuff in there. You ever click on these?
Dude, can I see? Can I see? Can I see your phone?
Stop.
I'm gonna put it like, it'll be funny though.
You got a link to that playlist?
Oh man.
It was the app called, man. What is this?
How do I log on to the internet man?
It's right.
Oh, he's right.
Oh, can these things make calls, man? What is that?
What?
You see they got calls with a video now?
What the heck?
It's like a rectangle, you call that.
Holy cow.
It is funny that they call them phones.
Not, never mind.
I was trying to figure out why.
Because we don't have any phone with them that much anymore.
It's like if you call the computer a fucking screensaver or something, you'd be like, what?
Doesn't appropriately describe what it is typical use case
You know
After what most computers do the most of the honesty's they
I'm on call me last hours
Sorry, man
No, sucks
I was like, you could just text, just text me.
Wow.
There's people walking around in public on video calls.
Oh, every day.
They think they're like, it's like super interesting, but it's not.
It used to be rude.
Like everyone used to make McFunner people who are on calls in public.
But now it's just kind of like a thing that happens.
It's worse now, because now I got to hear both sides of the conversation and they're just yelling.
Oh, that's true because they don't have their AirPods in.
Yeah.
They're just like yelling and probably punched in a stump.
I did lose a lost trigger pressure.
I don't know if you guys have noticed this.
But there is an epidemic and it seems to be getting worse because I experienced it at an accelerating pace.
case of people just letting their phone audio pollute the environment that they're in
all circumstances. And you can hop in, I'm just going to try to find a force.
Not more mortar, stop. It's happened to me two times in the last three months on airplanes,
seems like like air-martial type of fence. Yes, yes, I agree. One of them was like a 13-year-old
cave and I was just like whatever your dad sucks because like that's a big enough punishment.
Obviously your dad fucking sucks because if your dad was good he would be like not that shit off.
So I'm not gonna punish you further when you already have a fucked up dad. It's gonna ruin your whole life.
Um, then one of them was legitimately like a man in his mid-20s and I was like, oh this is really bad.
Yeah, I don't really seem people on like public transit playing their phone, I'm like, I want to scream at you.
Do you want to get out of here, huh?
No, I got a car.
I think a father is a face reader buggy by me.
I need to pick up a possible one.
There's a big bicycle.
I got a motorcycle around, got a two-year-old.
I don't want to ride my birthday, huh?
Trying to find a four-seater as well, but no such luck so far.
We could leave the phone on the road.
Yeah, I mean, when you're right, you're right, brother.
The right, brothers?
Oh, wait.
You have anything that can pick me up?
I'm just looking for another force here.
You asked me earlier.
Does my daughter have like a go-to joke?
That cracks me up?
Yeah.
Two wrongs don't make a right.
What a two right snake.
an airplane now one fucking cracked me out that's pretty good. I was also a
damn. I don't know about the right brothers. How does she know about the
right brothers? Probably two if I had to guess. She probably heard the joke on
you too. Right pick it up somewhere. Two wrongs don't make a right. Don't say. Three
left three rights make a left. It is right. That is right. Which honestly is
something that a lot more people drive in in the city would stand to learn.
Yep.
Reach, brother.
Fuckin' up traffic, trying to turn left and an unprotected lane on Kingsway.
I'm alive.
Myself.
Alright.
I'm coming up.
I was gonna get you.
I was gonna get you.
This food for 10 minutes has been said.
I'm gonna come get you.
So I said, okay, I guess my service is on again.
Also.
Okay.
I guess Corey is just gonna go and get him.
Waste my time.
I'm going to go into the person who gets to me the first test. So I guess I'll freak myself
I could have been in La La Land by now, but no
Vancouver does have a problem where like they just don't have you can't get her my side. I don't think oh my god
That's the sure right here. Okay, court. He would have been about how you're down
You know live on now
I'm just saying if we had to say mouth-comback and get us because you flipped us that would have been pretty funny
This is only a two-seater so good luck
You're lucky
Okay, I'm marking some buildings. We're going to them and we're we're fucking sitting there
Okay
Me we're we're we're going there. All right, but you have to cut it cross. Oh, what the fuck?
Certified Greenland moment. What just happened? Oh, I've heard of us
Help is undoing
Anyone got a deep in
Oh, no, how you get up here? I'm sure I'm in the meat shielding you
Well, guys, Dan need some help, actually
They're dead. Yeah, we're gonna get pick up. I have one in God one seat in this. Yeah, we'll take take a poll out
Take a poll. I have a blue backpack tick or eight you guys got a boat
Also, we'll take the shit of you as and then take it out. He was missing a tire now. So leaving the camera
It'll it'll it'll be faster than walking through meds
I'm not a
student in sync. All right. Well whoever's coming
getting it. It's all far. Get in that okay I'll get
enough. You got a boat? What's the difference? What do
you mean I had a blue bag pack as well? Okay, I just
said get enough. I'll take the U.S. And you know what
I didn't hear the mail. That's like not being a
follow. Oh my God. I got a mark something else now.
I'm looking this. This thing is fucked off. I marked
orange or orange. Orange. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going
I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna do it.
Mow!
I saw it.
Okay.
That's why I turned to a little.
That's a dead dog.
Guys, I know where I'm gonna make it.
Yeah, I don't know why you tried to cross the bridge.
You can't cross.
On the map it looks crossable.
No, it doesn't.
Why are you going that way?
You should go into the right, man.
Well, where are you going?
You can't go in the right, man.
I can't go in the right, man.
I can't go in the right, man.
I can't go in the right, man.
I don't know if it's a bit, I guess, but it's a pretty much what I'm sure he hurt in my feelings.
I make one suggestion while we're building a Minecraft Shibuya and he starts fucking crying, and says I hate his build, and it's also fucking stressful, man.
one second I'm locked the fucking me a second year no no first day mother fucker
okay sure of course no first day whatever i've seen a hundred and twenty seven
hours let's get this
okay
my car's i'm driving backward i'm driving forwards going backwards holy
shit pop friends coming to pick me up
i hear i hear you i don't know how i'm going to get up there though i
I got to try.
That's so funny.
I'm gonna run right here.
We need a big right.
We're going to way wrong.
It's a little slippery.
Holy shit.
By the Great.
Holy Great.
Why angles?
Why angles?
I swear you would not be one of these houses.
We're going to get him.
We're going to close the door.
No, right.
I swear you would not be one of these houses.
We're going to get him.
I'm going to close the door.
I'm going to close the door.
You would not be able to walk up that.
up that if it weren't for the fact that I needed that watch out for this
fella that's another streamer right there oh my god
oh my god
you can't make it
come when you dump out of a car you don't have a
I think it's a bike thing.
I got something to do.
Are you going to save Cory?
Okay. Oh, like, just give me a second.
Like being a child, we should get up on a hill, bro.
Orange marker is Cory's corpse, but...
Actually, he's a corpse.
He'd be safe because it's in the blue now, so if you have the heels to make it, you should go get it.
If you did, I'd say a lot of deals for the...
Our mission.
Get up on Green Hill, secure the revived thingy,
so that the right thing can happen.
I can't get out of any heals, man.
I believe in you.
We loot it, see that.
I don't show you how many heals.
That's a good question.
I'm just fucking around driving for like 10 minutes instead of looting.
Oh, my God.
Puffer, and you got to drive.
I got to bandage to leave and have it.
I don't even have any bandage.
You've got to drive brawling.
I'm going to give you the reins.
fucking this spirit of band took this one. I was looking at team unity at the
sudden and
Jesus Christ learning drive you drive you drive you drive
See if you can drop you some heels
I don't know how I would communicate that but that's a pretty good idea
Yes, I'm building up your right and I have heels
I'm just getting him out of the circle. This would, this would really get this bottom in.
I don't know. I'm so close to him. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming up.
What else is driving up, pal?
What?
That's a big of a me goes.
How dare they?
You saved my life.
Like in three emigos?
Yeah.
They're in three emigos.
They put their skips.
I hit them both but I don't stuff guys stuff shit.
Towards school ever since this orange.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
No wait no I'm not.
Oh my god.
Oh wrong of me goes my bed.
Oh my god.
So.
I got the ones.
Oh I got them.
Yeah, these are fake when he goes I don't really know what to do anymore
Go to three of me goes we were safe if you can have a car. Oh, I'm gonna shot a
Oh
He's gonna have to read that can't do anything about it
But he don't have no helmet no more I
Banked, nope
All that huh, I was kind of fucking
You were still fucking around I
Never knew man
Okay, well, I'm gonna run out these guys then let me die. I gotta go pee anyway. I
I know we're working on getting the damn car now. I'm trying I'm stuck in the stairs
The kids are kill pod friend and then just
Get ready to get your automatic weapon out. Oh it's already out sun
oh my god they were little children they were little children dude
the day is just ah yeah they're dead the two of them did together yeah they were they were
Oh, they got mourners, these boys. I'm gonna go feed my cats. Okay, I'm getting up on that hill
These are in the center on orange. Oh, yeah, it's okay. You're right. You're right. It's it's changed. I
Got their vehicle
Okay, let's go.
You guys know what that is?
I'm not sure.
You know what? I'm coming.
Yeah, let's go. Let's go.
They put in some obstacles in front of me.
I don't know if I'm gonna make it.
Mouth it's on you.
Who's there?
I
Right, I think I'm making it that's why I just wish that like pop friend will come kill me so I could at least watch you guys
I
Yes, Chivoli you're allowed to pour your oil down the sink of your rents
No, don't do it. I don't do that if you own I would not do that
But if you don't do it at all, that's just like menace to society shit
It's priced in
Rice this
Oh, I love the three best
You got the chip right. Yeah. Oh, okay. I don't know if there's any chip readers left in the zone
I mean, let me take a peek. There's one. One little out of the zone.
Oh, that's the one where I... I think... I think you should just do your best. You don't, you don't have to do it again.
Only 18 alive anyway.
I'm gonna get a fucking busy freaking.
I'm safe by the way, no, you can get to the end. Yeah, I'm coming in.
Everybody in the freaking mama should manage with their titties.
to
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Oh, this one though, this one, man.
Wait, we gotta go back to having the time, otherwise Ryan will walk.
I'm walking, I'm like a bug in, okay?
I'm like this.
Yeah.
We need coordinates on the game, though.
Don't put your oil down.
He's gonna feed his cats.
Oh, my god, it could be an hour.
Let's take a really long time.
No, it was just great.
Oh, wait.
Oh wait, we're gonna wait for a radio.
Don't put oil down.
It's literally not even that bad.
It is.
It's not even the worst thing you could put down your drain.
All right, okay, for now on,
I want you to take a little snapshot every morning
of you putting your bacon grease down your...
I'm not gonna do it.
I said if you're a renter, you should do it.
If you're an owner, you should do it.
Why would you do that?
Well, because it's easier than putting it in like a can.
Other people in the apartment or whatever, you know. Well they're renting. Hopefully
I'm not suggesting you go to the grocery store buy a bottle of oil and pour it down the drain
That was the that's a step too far you don't realize how many people in your community are impressionable
They're not impressionable because if they've been watching this long, they would be funny by now.
Instead, their idea of humor is like, oh, I think today's the day he's finally going to play disco elisium, same fucking joke for like five years straight.
He's bald?
That was same fucking joke for like 15 years straight.
I mean, the
Cori, you miss the dog, man.
Cori just said he missed a dog.
He won half of 11 is one.
He's right, you know.
All right, this game together.
I was telling you I was recommending Chibli what's stake to get as a beginner.
A Tomahawk.
That's down the list.
So let's make them.
Flame and Yantu damn much man.
No way, I was singing a primary.
Charlie really doesn't want to be a musician.
Right?
Yeah.
He's running like all the phases of 20's bachelor life.
If you subscribe to our Slash mail fashion advice yet, do it to Gars next.
You know he's like online.
He's browsing Facebook Marketplace for like a use cast iron skillet that he can restore.
I could sell you one.
He's going to go to Hellie stores on the weekends, looking for Griswalds.
Guys, we actually tagged.
We gagged him.
I think we got too close cleaning my apartment this weekend and found a like
Autonomous cigars that apparently I bought at some point
Super dry. I went through a phase where I was like yeah, that looks cigars. I'll buy him every now and you know to have it right now
And then then like I
Never smoked them
for the band I was cleaning out I just found like a cigar box full of old cigar
so that you buy our good anymore right?
they weren't good to start with man if you ever say
someone yeah cigar is fucking suck man I think they're all right
no you thought they were at least all right
no I can't smoke him at all you just smoke him in the drain
I'm going to blow the smoke down the drain, it'll get that oil moving.
Smokestogia for like three hours, I'm just going for smoke break.
I used to see on the weekends these four older dudes take folding chairs into the park and
they were just smoke cigars and like, talk shit, the whole fucking Saturday.
I would see them like in the morning, getting the croissant, and then I would go back to
buy some groceries later that night they would still be there and I was like you
guys are fucking losers.
I think that's a fucking awesome trick that's kind of awesome.
I think if I'm fucking sucks man I think they're like their wives are probably like
get out of the house man and they're like all right fine.
I don't have a flight.
Oh come on bro they're old.
They're married to each other.
You ever see an old dude without a wife?
married to the game. Yes. Yeah, but like what happened? Triple H is all about the
games. Probably the probably the wife said it's me or the cigars. And you went
honey. Pack your stuff. I'm leaving.
Where are we going? I'm not going anywhere.
That's my last.
There's this like group of guys that are always at the Starbucks in the mall by me.
Like, always.
I don't think I've been there once.
Are they wearing green apron?
No.
They're like,
old guys with like,
I don't know.
I think they're gold chains and they're always just like sitting there with their legs crossed,
leaning into each other, talking very big.
Like that's that's that's a loud. They're doing that pose
What the fuck?
Paul those are that talking about yeah, what the fuck what do you mean the Starbucks doesn't have any
How much on what the yo real talk
Oh
She can bro, she has been like shake in my face. Oh, they okay. Okay, okay. It's no more
I'm locked. I'm locked the fucking on you this time. Don't land on yellow. There's a squad. I guess I'll take the gap of a go
Where's yellow? Don't land there
I'm going to the lumber camp.
The lumber camp.
I see a car. I'm going to drive to Apollo.
I'm in the sky still.
Bro, I think she's normal.
Did anyone land on Orange?
Did anyone see what on Orange?
Uh, built the power. I did see.
That's what I'm calling lumbermen.
I think they got a cool, then.
I don't think that is what I've been posted about.
That's my new bit.
bit, take Mafia guy, come on to places asking for
Ville Parijana and when they don't have it, he just says,
I'll take that gap of goal. I usually kind of like that.
You can actually be famous on social media now with just one bit,
as long as that bit is good enough. Right. So, yeah,
gotten guy who tries to order Mafia food at non Mafia
establishments is pretty good. I like calling it Mafia food.
Well, some food is Mafia coated.
God, God, the glue is Mafia coated. I'm sorry.
If you eat this, you're not in the Mafia, you're taking your life in your own hands. That's our food.
It's just ham.
Who's Mafia, guys? Of course we eat.
God, the glue.
Oh man.
The Mafia goes to Costco.
Yeah, I think everybody wants to ask her a man. What do you mean Costco doesn't have me upon my son?
I guess I'll have to go.
Are you sick of the big yet?
No, I can't. I'm just starting to understand the man.
It's better every time.
I was better who's he talking to? It is the other thing.
I'm confused about how.
See, doggy doing spawning or saying,
is there like, he's talking to the staff or like, what's on it?
Yeah, he's using an AI assistant.
You took me, you said they had the cup.
Oh, that's kind of cool.
Sorry?
This is the 6x down here.
Oh, yeah.
Sheesh.
There's a M24 up top.
Oh.
Oh, I think that's pretty good.
Yeah.
and
see that the
young and I have the take a photo of the sign of the
of the
time of the
ask May I park here? That's true. True. Oh, true. So it's got a
group man. It's bad. One of those poop man. Yeah. I ain't got no time.
You know what softens the blow of coming back from movies vacation, which was
a lot of fun to be fair, but that first poop in your own bathroom where you're not trying
to muffle the sound of your awful shit frying the fucking hell out of that brother.
You're getting home and you're like, oh, that poop, oh no, oh, wait, let it fly brother.
You know, I didn't know I meant that much in me.
You ever do the whole vacation?
You're telling me man, you're telling me, it feels so fucking good.
And then also, did you guys know, don't do this if you think you're going to have to shit
because it will backfire, I'm sure.
And I'm genuinely, I'm not speaking from experience, so now it just seems like you're playing
with fire.
if you just have to fart, you can go into the bathroom,
sit on the toilet, and then make like a T.P. muffler,
and just press it against your,
you're in this, you will fart the gas out,
but it won't make any noise.
I swear it didn't say that.
What in what situation are you like?
The riskiest thing you could ever do.
What the, what the,
Because you don't want to go
Inslash. This one did not do that anything nothing happened. Well, you know, what that's a pretty good impression of what it was sound like if you use the side like why
Mean thing why maintain some level of dignity
Bro, you're talking about
The last name he gave on a board is naked on a shirt on that I got my pants around my ankles and I got a shirt on
You're asshole
You know with rifle owners like there's no dignity man just it's part just part you're already that you're already there
Nothing about my father's taking a fight
Let's get now
a little bit of a son.
I don't know if you just want to fart without having to have a remark upon, you know.
Is someone like putting their ear to the bottom of your bathroom door?
I don't know if they don't build fans anymore.
They, I don't know if the fans got so good that the tech is now that they're silent, but like
you go into the bathroom, you turn the fan on and it sounds quieter than before the fan was on.
Cory, did you not?
Did you get out of your car?
You probably saw smoke grenade on the ground and said, I gotta get this.
I got to get this. I'm killing the guy.
Cory! We got a win!
Chicken!
I was on the ground. I was on the ground.
I was trying to kill him.
I need a balance.
We just had this conversation like seven times.
Like how we got it.
Kill on the guy?
I just wanted to go with the place.
Cory was in the conversation,
where we were talking about killing the guy.
The fart silence was a good idea, though.
I don't understand why.
You we must not be far than at the same degree man. Yeah, Corey doesn't get Ryan's first mouth. No, and they haven't gotten any better. Let's put it that way
But like it's this smell is the problem. That's one of two problems and it's the worst problem. Don't give me a round sound. It's just funny
No, I mean
When you're like
Funny where you're in the same. That's the funny. I'm gonna smell it
I don't want to smell someone else's fire. You guys are up tight. I'm not on tight
I would be I'm letting them fly whatever I can but I try to have some respect for the generals
You're trying to keep this I don't do this every time I go sometimes I just manually like with the muscle control
You can change the gauge of your a-ness to change the sound or at least minimize the
Minimize the sound the the least thing you can do if if you got the farts to go into another room
Even if you're gonna let it loud and proud go into a different room
That's like the unwritten rule. Why you just fart?
Man, it's just your fucking house you fart. How's your brothers? You got Cory?
Why no, yeah, well when you get home for you
And they start farting up the storm. It's not good, so we had to establish a rule
You get a fart
The other room
I think you think you think you are
Are we hanging out?
Why not?
Fricking cores is a
dark
You're gonna be a man
It's a ghost driving your buggy towards the US. It wants to
They're gonna fall. It's like it. This is actually not happening day Franco and together
This was like watch this watch this
You know watching I'm watching I've been watching for this. I'm going to kill us. Oh
Oh, why though?
It's like
Good joke
You're waiting for me to do this when you can be mad. You're like do it
This is just like this is just like the movie the last bus look at this is like just like the
Actually, it's I saw your your review. So I know what you're talking about because I care about you as a person
Okay, it is kind of crazy. How did you end up watching the lost boss of all things? I do
I was so fucking bored and I just pulled up and it was suggested there and I was like, I have Apple TV. It's free. Okay, let's go
You could have been watching the chocolate
He's got you three in the sense that if you have something for something else
That is crazy
squished man, we have a flying machine coming right out of the machine, I'm just going to have more of them coming right for us
Good practice, can you vault in someone back he's coming back?
It's gonna be a success in this.
There's a whole X in the house.
You're gonna be a good one better than that dude.
You're gonna make him bleed.
You're gonna be a good one.
Sit there, hang your life, fire.
I mean that man.
Oh, he's on fire.
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
I almost got away.
He's going down.
I love that.
Good thing I got 474 SKS ammo.
Nice.
Yes, sir.
the
the
the
the
the
I thought go up in the air.
Close the damn door at least.
It's a dope baby. Don't say it would.
One.
Every murder.
Every murder.
Don't say a word.
No.
Every murder fly in Taurus.
Taurus in Taurus.
Taurus in Taurus.
Now, now it has been 10 years. Can we all admit this fucking funny that all he says is
Hold door because I got shot from up the hill because he has a hold the door.
Yeah, I can see that. Can we stop pretending that this is like a master stroke of writing and start going
Actually, that's you. It's fucking funny.
I'll like you to someone remix me saying sing in a song Hold a door.
Oh, no, you're on the floor. I said,
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, it's a really catchy one. Oh, yeah. I heard it, but I do not see them. Is it observatory, my nuts are sagging, no
GUI PUE killed a ray of apiece. There's a cream for that. Oh, do you want to come in?
It's a sermon
Four minutes you for mouth, I think
You just let's weigh out there for some reason.
Yeah, rocks.
I love rocks.
Oh, dude.
Guys, it's going to be a yassircle.
You want to get in there now?
Yassir, yassir.
Okay, man.
Hold the door, man.
Hold the door, man.
Oh, man.
I just remember.
Oh, there's the guys in the vehicle.
I think I'll shoot them.
Oh, welcome.
Oh, sorry.
I didn't realize where the U.S. is right here.
I'm gonna try to make sure I don't leave you behind like these guys I'm going to this one right here
Here the I can't market this one. Whatever. But it's all the jay term
Yeah, I do this that house just got my own off. There are boys nearby with all getting the same building as group up fucking camp press dead
We're safe in here and we got a little roof to peek around with what if they have to get the grenades easy grenades
Vehicle coming in as well from the east
Thanks, scared.
Got you saw them go towards this building. It went past there. Oh, he just iced them, dude. I see a doom buggy
Other side of green building
There's definitely a team like come towards orange right now
This is me shooting don't fear. Oh
Sorry, I didn't promise you later said that's all I literally said I literally like none of like I heard all the words
But none of them went through the part of the brain that actually like identifies them, so they just made dirt like noises basically
Oh, I see guy orange right here whoa
I missed
He's near this building now he could be on the other side of it, but it all he's gonna come to us and I was ski
Well, I thought from the hill when I believe it was thanks
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. He's, oh that's a satellite in the name.
I'm shooting a damn pistol man. Oh, shoot my window now. Yeah, the, the, the little.
The ginger. The eyes on these lads. Now, it's definitely up there.
My fucking movement is crazy.
Get to see him.
Which is weird, because I'm looking right where the shots are.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's probably throwing his right here on orange.
I was on the guy shootin' at us though.
Okay, which are there's two orange that get in the hate this.
like here. You must have. Oh, I see him right here on orange. He's not a little tower.
He's got the armals. I don't even have a four side. Okay, I can't see him or he'll be.
I'm going to put shots on those. There's no where he is. Now maybe he'll be with the one.
It's going to hold damn stairs, man. If you were in his position, you could slap shooting.
I don't think so. You get shot from the other side from deeper into yas somewhere
This thing got a roof. I'm getting all the freaking right
That car it's still here. There's someone in it. I'm sorry in here
It does kind of look like there's somebody in it, but I know a couple tires. I should throw that tire
Got it. Nice. Yeah, that's good. There's a there's a buggy here too
the
power boy has to leave so we're going to come down and it'll put the fixed all the
buddies
I'm not allowed to shoot so I got to do something
and you wanted to run around but literally was not even me and so just now
what you're not allowed to do why you what's gone
I don't know why you're not allowed to shoot me.
Oh shit.
Someone's shooting us, silence gun, it does.
They did.
Hell guy.
Still don't know.
I don't think it's hell guy.
I hit a big gun.
We know he's got a friend.
Like that.
30 pieces crazy man.
I'm kind of just being the...
Oh, uh...
Fuck.
Oh, I'm actually blue.
I thought orange.
Oh, they just follow up and die.
Blue.
behind the wall there on blue.
Ooh, I don't see blue, I-I see blue.
That is so strong, orange, isn't it?
Dora open? Was that us?
No, I wasn't making it.
Someone's in the building, someone's in the building.
Someone's in the building.
Is there a point where you're on to your bonfire?
I'm on to your bonfire.
Someone's close to our building to the shots.
It could have been another door, like another building as well.
Night of Ben, but we still need to we should have someone on stairs just in case, you know, Ryan, you do have one
There's a little John. I got it. I got it
I got the people to do this here
Who's on your name?
There's their smoking up in here. I'm don't go near the stairs. I'm throwing a grenade
After one two
There's a guy on green shirt nuts the hell guy. We might need to focus on the people in the building
They're also throwing nags. I had the stairs. I hate this. It's so smokey. I
thought you would love this. You should go ahead. Not hit clearly, not it's probably
what it looks like in your house every day. I'm blowing it down the toilet and
flush it.
I don't know. No, I just mess that's okay.
I do it. I don't know.
Yeah green hell guys kind of pushing down. He's to the right of my green mark.
I just hit me. I love that I tried to shoot out this window like four times and like the bar is the exact height as you hold a gun.
He's got a move on, green.
He can't do this forever.
Orange guys, they'll shoot me though.
We're safe, but not for long, so we're gonna need to do a gun.
Oh, he's getting in a car.
Blue again.
Oh, look at him in the head.
I'm gonna, I got him twice, man.
I can't.
I'm out of ammo.
I'm blue car just pulled up.
What the fuck?
I mean, someone's tossing grenades.
I threw grenade at the guy.
Okay, but he's, it's, it's no way to plan.
Blue car and a guy just, they just wait for a lot of their, I think.
Oh, I see one, yeah, I see two.
On orange.
drop them down or is that some sort of someone to be to the south west
shooting me let's get down to the bottom here let's get down to the bottom for
we're moving yes we do that together team we've got a long way to go
I don't like the toilet people in the toilet let's hit it
Oh, there's something like I around green, then I wish there's no people this way, it's like you're ready.
Oh, he on me on me, he's way too.
Yeah, nice.
But then something won't happen.
I just wanted to run, you guys keep getting it.
I'm not gonna let him run, I'm not gonna let him run, I'm not gonna let him run, I'm not gonna let him run.
Got him.
Nice.
Holy shit. You guys come close. grenade. We had a down the hill and then
moving the turret. We got the car coming. Okay, okay, that's not it. Okay, here we go.
We got less not fully fully.
We started out as boys, now we're a man that we're making noise.
We'll buy you out.
assume it's a real song.
That's our major pain.
That's crazy.
It's crazy.
It's a great old here.
Hold here.
There's no good area over there.
He's right here.
Boy's here.
Boy's here.
Yeah.
I'm going to try to sneak these guys from behind.
Maybe.
I kill him.
He's dead or just down.
Oh, what one could raise here on yellow?
Think it might be a stream sniper. He was holding a pan
But keep an eye on him just in case you might be the baddest man on the planet
Say it or a melee ankle. I knew it. Oh, great
Great yellow green green house
Quite three slots here. We got the good man is safe by the way, and it's safe in the next circle too
that they're in the yellow green building
what building is it's a poll
oh he's above us
I'm about to pause
because he's so
level 2 best here if someone needs to
Well, other fighting today fucking ripped them now. I should just single. Oh shit. Oh shit. Who's you smoking?
Probably Cory
No, okay, I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I shouldn't have shared any information
It will be used against you. So he's against you. It's just it's just funny
I'm gonna let you know you love cigars
I threw them all out
Except that one. Yeah, because otherwise you're gonna smoke them, right?
the guy, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm a way to where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where.
Samb eggs. Orange. Samb eggs, prone. Why are you ran next to the marker?
Really wish, oh, yeah, I see him. He's a little fucking cover up, man. He's genius.
Not for long.
Careful, mouth, you're exposing yourself to the other guy.
Expose this.
If through something through something, you're doing your nades.
Oh, I pulled out the wrong gun!
Is he the left side?
Thank you so much.
I-I've pulled my M24 somehow.
Frick it, I hate Tarkov as 2 and 3, and this is 1 and 2.
Tuck him!
Still yellow house too.
Ah, fudge.
If you're a smoke right, there's more left.
I'm thinking he's gonna move.
move.
It's kind of...
Smoking smoke.
He threw smoke.
I can't see any more.
You got a frag.
I can't help these windows.
We're going to go to him.
He's the safe one.
We got a kill him.
He's trying to push out.
One on the other close.
Half wall.
good not not the half-hole I marked it's a 335 yeah I see I
have confidence I can corner into that job thank you shirt moving oh my god
Fucking see. Oh, how long does this last?
It's so cold. Oh, fuck. Oh
Fucking plays
One more quick one man. My hates mokernades
They didn't nerf them. It's so annoying. And for a guy like you to say you hate smoke grenades, it's kind of a crazy crazy
I think you guys gonna do the last last one. I got I got a poop so bad. All right, this is that that's right
Just around the middle. I'm gonna do the damn podcast right after it was bad
Just running a fun though. Good game to get that one limb. Yeah, that was real
And that was a poop in the podcast, poop in the podcast, poop in the podcast. Bye. Bye.
I'm asleep. I kicked him.
I shot.
That time we got rid of the dead weight.
Yeah.
Maybe our E-Low will be better.
Join now the challenge workout for the most time in the egg carton.
Bro, do not do that. There's someone in the egg carton team that literally, they literally work out.
45 plus hours weekly. I'm not even fucking with you because like this, when we were on vacation, it was the first time I used the Peloton app, which is where they put all the features on the app instead of the bike that cost like $1500.
So as soon as I opened it, it was like this person wants to invite you to your own team and I said, okay, let's take a look at this team.
And then I saw that there's an individual in there who works out 45 hours a week. And I went.
Now I'll just I'll be alone. We'll find this one. Are you sure?
They don't just have a hamster reel on a series of increasingly large like gears hooked
up to their peloton. I mean it's like 45 minute pop walk 45 minutes. So a long
Meditation 30 minute ride 30 minutes strength class 25 minute bar class. Like I just didn't never ends man
I'm sorry, but what the fuck is a 45 minute pop walk rather like they're gonna get you the same way. They got me
I was like I was going off in the peloton discord
I was like you should not add your walks to your fitness tracker. It's spiritually ambiguous and people told me to fucking die
I said, you're working, but that's how we've been said in the app working for you. You can exercise them with a walk without logging it.
It's not working.
It's not working.
Oh, walking is not working.
Walking is not working.
Oh, bro, it gets my heart rate up to like the 70s.
Yeah, exactly.
It's not working. It's not bad for you.
It's good for you, but it's not like a fucking person.
It's okay, but that is a work of worry.
So,
cancel those people's need to, you know, work out more.
Well, you got to start by walking.
That's true.
I'll applaud them for trying.
It's only five hours a week, probably not that guy.
I've been doing 80 minute walk,
cause I didn't have clean gym clothes on my last day at the hotel.
So I woke up at 4.30 in the morning,
put my shit in the wash machine,
did a 30 minute walk,
came back and moved it to the dryer and then did a 60 minute walk and then
hold it that shit up.
Nobody cares.
Vacation is definitely a vacation from working out to what are you going to do after you wake up a 430 in the morning.
I wouldn't make up.
I wasn't like a heart attack or something.
You might know wake up from that.
That's true, some of those are lethal.
Nah, I take that.
Quoi, do you agree that when you see someone dressed like Lance Armstrong,
riding their bike, they're always going three kilometers an hour?
When you see someone in a graphic tee and long curly hair,
they're always doing like 40 kilometers an hour?
No, yeah, because that I agree.
I'll be second guy at my car already.
My anecdotal evidence points to that as being true.
If you have no helmet, torn jeans and long curly hair,
you're fast as fuck.
They probably just look fast because everything's all fucked up.
No, they're going in the air from the funky.
They're going in the debris.
the Lance Armstrong's and the Floyd Landisers from a dead stop in the bike lane.
Oh, let me reclip my one leg. Oh, I can't follow the safety rule. I can't get my
fucking, I can't get my acceleration up. Oh, it's so hard to accelerate from a dead stop.
So you're probably, you're probably seeing them either before or after their actual ride.
Every time I see someone dressed in serious cyclists close, they are saying it's the cool down.
I've never seen them do an actual workout outside. It's always bro. This is I'm in zone 2. I'm in zone 2 right now
You're not going to the hills man
Many grass are couple times no one's climbing grass on their bike. Oh my god
Someone could probably
Maybe someone on a slow-mo. The boy the land is
He's washed only person. I know who's into
to cycling is my ex who has long curly hair, I've seen them, I've seen them, they're
fast as fuck.
Something about the curly hair.
That means that I used to like ride like a maniac in the streets.
Back in the, back in the good old days.
I had to buy those back rows of old 41
I know what you say
These a West Coast streamer just do in his time
That is why I got hit by a car twice that's true
Show my my gore on stream yesterday
who got what gore yeah yeah when I got hit by a car in my my shin got turned in the hamburger
throws me to beef I think we're a little bit beyond beef brother hey okay we're fake beef
that's you impossible that's impossible yep you got me to have you see how you guys are
I like vegetables are kind of done with the I don't want to call it fake meat because I think that that like makes
It makes it seem like I'm making a statement that the meat is somehow like a lesser because it's not real
But I think I'm done with the simulated meat for now
That's fine. I think it's better to just like
Have that's to both need vegetables and and beans
Yeah, I mean, here's a thing like it going vegetarian like I mean veggies are good
They are like the only the only false meat product I've ever had that's like
I think good is like tofu
I don't even like
Why not
You got to get back on that you got I thought did they patch it? Yeah, I've done my time. There's a guy here. There's a guy here
Well, let's get this shot
Well, don't need this for a happy Cory.
Why are you at the warehouses, man?
I'm not going to see that.
I'm not going to see that.
It's me through the window at the door.
I'm tacking up.
I'm thinking I sit in this bush until the whole squad walks by.
And they're like, check it out. We got Cory.
I like just soft tofu, firm tofu put some right here.
You gotta do right.
This is to get you back on the tofu game.
Next time you get in sushi or whatever tofu.
I got actually tofu.
Yeah, probably 500.
500.
500.
And you hate tofu?
I mean, I hate it when it's not like deep fried and then covered in a sweet sauce, I guess.
Okay.
I mean, you know, most people probably do.
Yeah, that every to the
Yes, I've had to do boom chopop yes, I've had every tofu watching watching Ryan right now. He's got a
gun magazine on top of his head like next-goation point medal gear solid watch this shit
Not we we got to do a suicide mission for Cory. He's already well, you say, you're gonna sit in a bush. I was like, I guess I'll just
wait for Ryan to sit in the bush
I've seen the guy who eats fermented tofu. I don't know how to answer that question. The guy.
I've seen the dude that takes shots at alcohol in like bites of sausage and it smacks himself in the face 25 times.
Oh, you saw him. Did you get his key around?
Nah.
Is that crazy?
I've just been running around to be honest.
I thought it's all day in the corner, but maybe it was your magazine.
Hey, Stinky Tofu.
I'm in trouble y'all.
Fuck it, I got me. That's not my other fucking, I got me.
He's that William mouth. He's in your home.
Yeah, I see him.
Get away from Frank under hill under William.
I don't see him. I saw him for a split second, and then this snow would just start to depow down.
All here's his ride.
No, he's shooting at me. He's shooting at too.
That was kind of clean.
That was kind of clean.
Did you didn't get Corey's tag he said right?
You said right? No, no, I didn't do it, I don't think I can do it one more. Okay, do hungry the chicken in the potato
I'm pretty hungry
Oh, that is, how did that miss go get him, my friend
Good day, I'm positive.
Good day, Bucky.
Crazy, I think I was gonna play my winter car today.
Oh really?
Yeah, then PUBG, man.
What is all that?
And you play, my summer car?
No, I play my mom, mom, Bazu.
Oh, mom, Bazu instead.
Is that house pronounced?
I have no idea, honestly.
I've only ever seen it written.
Turns out it's fun to play video games with friends.
Who knew?
Yeah, play it every game all right that looks good gaming and jeez jeez can't turn the flip side later y'all sir
Are you
My my leader car is a lot of reading to do it now. You're going to problem for a beast like me. I've read three books already in
2026 I've read every book
Yeah, I've read Tao Zero. I've read every book. So I've read Tao Zero.
I've read Audition. Yeah, yeah, I'd say so because I read every book.
You read Meditations. I got an audiobook as read by the author. I'm going to send you over to my wife's stream.
Enjoy yourself and I'll be back tomorrow.
Later!