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01-14-2026 · 4h 52m
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Can I say something 2026 feels real?
So far, 2025, I think 2025 felt like a real year.
I think 2024 felt like a real year, 2023 did not feel like a real year, that year was not
real.
I could not tell you anything that happened in 2023, I'm not sure that was a real year.
2020 was so real, it became fake.
But 2021 was not real either.
2021 was not real.
22 fields semi real to me. I don't know. I got to think about it. Like listen, I was born.
I was born in a problematic year. I don't need to tell you which one it was.
1939. So I've seen a lot of years. There was no real year from 1988 to 1993. The first
really year was 1994. 1994 had a feel and every year from 94 till 08 had a feel.
09 and 010 is where the filament started to fray a little bit. But then like 2011, no
field. 222 has a fucking field though. 222 has a fucking text here to it. Also be like
2013 has some texture and 2014 has some texture because the interview came out. But then things
and even 2015, even 2015. And then things started to slip a little bit.
What constitutes being real is just so you get a feeling in your stomach, essentially
you just get a feeling in your stomach.
The same way like the number seven and october are related, you know what I mean?
did you sort of, they have the same sort of brain feel?
No, October's orange.
You literally are a fake cynicism, you have your fake cynicism, you're just conflating
Halloween decorations with a month.
And then pretending like, whoa, isn't that weird?
You're so real, seven and Thursday are related.
and Thursday are related as fuck.
Which is crazy because seven isn't even by Thursday as by sunny day real estate.
All right, now we're in, now we crack the egg shell.
We needed to find, we basically like the head of a sperm searching for a break in the
all the membrane. And now we've conceived of the start of the stream. Green is for,
I think about that. Because right now for me is all yellow, man. For a beast like me,
They really call that dude Chris Martin. This is why you can never name your kid Chris Martin
That's how you end up with a grand kid named Apple
You got to give your kid a little bit of sauce on their name otherwise your grandkids gonna have a fucked up name
Shouldn't they give them two first names now your grandkids named after a damn fruit?
Now look at you
I work with World War II vets, I dead asshole, I do it named Caramel Crisps.
Alright, that's fucking sick.
I believe that might be a lie, but that sounds sweet as fuck.
Caramel Crisps.
We need to get him to the fucking league man, Houston needs a point guard yesterday.
I need carmel crisp running the offense. Okay, then you can actually shoot.
Katie is not meant to be the facilitator man. He's meant to be the shooter.
Get him out of there.
University of South Florida. By the way, I'm still I'm still media maxing. You might say,
Oh, really? Why don't you have a review from this morning?
Bagonia is 120 minutes long and I did a 90 minute ride.
So I need to finish the last, well listen, there's probably 19 minutes left in the movie
in 12 minutes of credits if I had to guess. So like you know spoilers please, but you should know
where I am in the movie. There's 12 minutes left or 19 minutes left and
And well, I'm not going to say anything because it's pretty like anything I could say
would be a spoiler.
If you don't watch the rest, you'll like it more.
Okay, spoilers for Bagoonia.
Because I feel like I sometimes I find myself anti-podal with the consensus and not on purpose.
I think it's just because you guys are all weird and I'm normal.
I'm gonna be pissed that she's not an alien.
I feel like the only reason they should have made this movie,
the only reason they're actually should have agreed to do the movie,
is to pull the rug at the end and go,
she actually is an alien.
If she's just going, if the whole thing has just been like,
now actually, she's just a lizard with homes,
because they did give her the fuck asshole lizard with home's office.
She better be an alien, let's just put it that way.
She is talking like me and emails, too.
Turn off stream and finish it.
Now, I'll finish it.
Well, I'm even chicken potato later today.
You guys think I should take chicken potato to culinary class wars season three?
We got to figure out what's going on with the judge on culinary class wars season two.
Who is the same judge as season one?
That show is breakin' hearts, man.
They gotta do it up there with the senizers.
Bringin' a $20,000 noodle machine
to the fucking show.
He brought a $20,000 noodle machine to the function.
And then he was like,
oh, I've also cooked noodles and you fucking suck.
So get out of here.
Oh, you're into molecular astronomy?
I'm sorry, let's book on you talking.
You're in the molecular gastronomy.
You've dedicated your whole life to molecular gastronomy.
Well, actually it's fake and it was a fad
and I already know more about it than you get out of here.
You're done.
You've seen the episode of Chopped,
where he brought his own chocolate
and then got disqualified.
I've not seen that, but that sounds funny.
And I will say on vacation,
I watch a little bit of Chopp
and they're doing too much.
It was chopped, Altan's crazy baskets.
I'm used to the baskets being like,
you know, beef tenderloin, radishes,
cilantro, and pig ears.
Like there's usually like one in sane ingredient,
and they go, I don't know what to do with the pig ears,
I'm gonna make a reduction.
I'm gonna pickle them, something like that.
But the Altan Brown ones, it's literally like,
they open the basket and it's like, shit, piss, throw up, and eggplant.
And you're like, well, the fuck, what am I going to do with pickle jelly beans?
Pickle flavor jelly beans, allton?
I told everyone shut the fuck up.
I know you melt them and reduce it into something, the maybe pickle of pickle of vegetable
quickly.
Unions pickled in vinegar plus pickled jelly beans fuck you
You're no sweet genius just when I say boy we can't miss
Is that a type of shit you're trying to say you are going to then you do this
The type of shit you're trying to clue me into right now?
That's an old cooking show.
Old cooking show.
Didn't know that.
Hmm.
Were you doing in the custard dome?
I'm bugging high, homie.
I did ask it slash marker, Gouchel, slash marker, Dulse.
But back with the Dulse y'all, here we go.
I wonder what percentage of videos released in the last few years,
start with the name of the game or a segment, plus a long,
and then like three minutes of figuring out how to get it on the screen?
It's got to be like, it's got to be at least 65 percent, man.
What's the Heidi Lau order?
Wait, first I wanted to answer the question.
How many gay people are in goucho?
All of them is the answer.
There's three gay people in goucho, which is also all the people featured in the song.
There's the narrator.
There's his lover, and then there's his lover's lover, who is the goucho?
Let me go. There's the narrator, the amigo, and the goucho. It's that simple.
And maybe whoops, my can, he's in a different song.
Could be a straight relationship between the narrator and the amigo.
think that the guy's wife or girlfriend is wearing a spangled leather
poncho and elevators shoes. You think she's wearing a spangled leather
poncho with the studs that match your eyes? You think you think she's full
in her eye with the bodacious cowboys such as your friend?
And what's a hide-it-law order? Can I say something? I loved the spicy
I think that it fucked up my Caucasian ass lips for like three months.
There's like you can draw a straight line and library and feel free to go back in the videos and scrub through and look at the quality of my lips.
In September my lips were supple and this could be due to the changing of the seasons.
seasons. They were supple, well hydrated, uncracked. They were doing their thing, right? I had the
Szechuan pepper broth. I had chopped lips for like three months straight, man. I really, I think
it's possible that the Szechuan pepper fucked up my, I don't even know, like northern European
nastyings. I think they, it screwed me up, man. I noticed that but I didn't tell you,
I trust me, I knew, man. I knew. And I was drinking a lot of water.
Session one, dumplings, so true. Now that the deal has been done, I don't know this, but this,
I love this kind of like order lands font here. To me, this looks, I'm going to say this is
gangster squad for some reason
oh this is a fucking tim burden type shit this is like your fucking coraleen the corpse bride
corpse bruh uh i don't think this is the corpse bride y'all uh frankin winy
frankin winy frankin stif frank would see other one parron Norman
okay it turns out i have no idea what this is
uh... ships
y'all just don't know what you are i'm gonna be out of it is not knowing keynote
that's marion max i don't know what this is man
i don't know what this is
to great movie i believe that
max and ruby clears
i'm sure with ruby i'm not fucking with max it's kind of like a million
Tim from together type situation like Millie's chill the Tim come on fucking stand up for yourself
Tim
You're gonna lose or that was my take away from the ending of together. You're gonna lose your man. You're gonna lose
She's gonna leave you she's gonna leave you Tim
You're on notice buddy fuck you
You got to see your man, you got to see it.
Not enough people have seen together, that joke would have killed.
Anyway, he is on thin ice.
Together was weirder than even I thought it would be.
I'm just going to say so.
me drinking from a pool that looked like that. You would not catch me drinking from a pool that
looked like some shit from like a really Scott spaceship. No chance. I would rather die of
thirst than drink from what is clearly like a pool that is not of natural origin for sure.
Also, no disrespect. I'm going to get in trouble for this one. Only problem I have with Millie
who otherwise, maybe she's well but not a little bit in the movie.
Oh, they're probably with Millie.
What do you mean you're a 35-year-old adult
and your favorite album of all time is
Spice World by the Spice Girls.
Be a serious person.
You're old enough to become a serious person.
You should at the very least have one album.
Even if that's your favorite album,
you need to have one serious album that you lie about
and say that that's your favorite album.
She does need exile in Gaiville.
She needs an excellent guy bill.
Some, or just some, like, you know,
imaginal disk or something like that.
Just give her something, man.
She does, she does need Joe and a new,
some, she would love Joe and a new, some.
In the Amerino's final career game,
the dolphins got blown out of 62 to 7 in the playoffs.
Let's say it's the jets, man.
They need a, they need a win.
Not Chad Pennington wasn't all that.
Aaron Aflalo and Tobias Harris led this 23 win Eastern Conference team in scoring in 2014.
Let's say it's the Pistons, the 2014 Pistons. A starter and contributor to multiple playoff
teams, this Oregon forward was the 2017 Peck 12 player of the year. So they would be like
29 in the NBA, which means I stay in no chance of knowing who they are. Are you all
the depot? Are you Victor Oladipo? Not Victor Oladipo guys. Dylan Brooks, my goal. The
best Canadian basketball player of all time. This American inventor code developed. Okay,
so it's just more. But which one of these fucker? Okay, now I know that David Morris is
is the bad guy from 12 monkeys.
We're gonna say it's Samuel Morse,
because Samuel is the oldest name on the list.
That is Ryan Gosling and Eady Falco.
Shit.
Trust your gut.
Trust your gut.
Fuck, it's not in your right, it's Lord, Dern.
Oh, it's Lord, Dern.
I thought it was Eady Falco,
because it looks like EDFalco, but it's not EDFalco.
The hair plus the face,
making it look like EDFalco,
but the face is actually lower and there,
and the hair is not EDFalco either.
This major fast food chain is now offering a 799 meat
and three box value deal that includes a sandwich,
three sides and a drink,
The 799 meat and three box, meat and three box value deal that includes a sandwich
three sides in a drink, sandwich is interesting, but subway does not have three sides.
So let's say maybe it's armies?
It's fucking the armies bro!
Holy cow, it had to be a restaurant that had three sides and I feel like armies
These ads are always like, you know, you could get curly fries and french fries and
onion rings in the same thing.
You could get a beef and cheddar roast beef sandwich, two roast beef sandwiches, and
mozzarella sticks or something.
Let's true, Arby's does have the meats.
You have no idea.
Kid Harrington and Charlie Heaton are part of this HBO BBC One Financial thriller series
that has run since 2020.
Industry would be my only guest.
That doesn't seem like a HBO.
Oh, it's looking industry.
I thought that ship was on like USA or something like that.
I thought that was on the USA network.
Bruce Willis voiced the inner thoughts of a baby in this 1989 rom-com.
That's the coostalking, which they made three of.
because it was the 1980s, rather than the 90s, I guess.
Rihanna won her first VMA in 2007
for this song featuring Jay-Z.
Even I know that's on Brella, man.
We made it there. We got the cup.
We got the Minecraft bowl recipe.
That's things though.
That's actually a boat, whatever.
Close enough.
I'm suppose some of those were pure luck.
Now my favorite doll, man.
It took me out when I first, when I thought that Apollo said,
he doesn't do connections anymore because he hates it.
I'm a connections is like minute cryptic designed by Normies.
And I mean that in a positive way for both dolls,
if you could possibly stretch yourself and interpret it that way,
even though it clearly was meant as an insult to me in a cryptic.
But he came, he brought me back when he said,
he's just been, he's got to play the bizarre fair enough.
I've been there.
Partner, account.
You know what's pissing me off?
Sorry, get this shit off the screen.
So nobody is typing the answers in chat.
Anybody else going through this shit in their fucking email
right now, where every company you've ever done a service
within the past 10 years is like, yeah, the news you're
at count on a while, please log in or we're going to
delete it. We couldn't possibly afford to pay 0.01
cents to maintain your account. Are you fucking more
on? You're the one who made me get the account.
He's your service in the first place you fucking idiot.
I didn't want an account. I just wanted the service.
And now you're like, oh, please log in immediately or you're
going to lose this. I don't want the account.
I needed to go to a fucking there was a mixer at packs or something like that and they said we're using this service
So sign up and RSVP so you can get in and then I do okay. Here's my name. Your name's not good enough
Now I got to give you my email address my phone number my home address blah blah blah blah
That go into the party because I got the fucking thing and then now the party fucking sucks anyway
And now they're like we're gonna in the late air account. Okay, fucking don't let the door heat you on the way out
You fucking did that you made me get the account you were deleting the account now just fucking through with man
Pist me off man
Truth nook incredible crash out
Everyone got that same email huh
Firm? Well, okay, there is, so there's a red herring. There's like, are they red herrings?
Because I feel like this is like John Grisham movies that follow the, no, so that is the red herring, okay?
John Grisham books turned in the movies following the client, a user, an account, and a firm.
She associated with a software development.
Guys, I'm in trouble.
I forgot about consumer, firm, client, okay, let's fucking lock the fucking bro.
This will tell, Missletoe ends with a body part.
Consume mirror ends with the French word for salt.
This ends in cure.
in OV means secure tight. Now I'm fucked up. An auction is crazy here. I'm
first thing I thought of starts with the Greek homophonic Greek prefix meaning
eight. That can, oh wait, snow, mist, frost, rain, types of precipitation, starting with
weather conditions. Now we're talking about, I don't go by in the computer, I'll go
by in the computer, start to treat the client, be nice to eliminate one of the ones
from the one that we were one away on. So we could easily pivot.
Auction is interesting. Auction.
Auction. Auction.
Furm. Movie. Movie. Things you watch. Things you film. Things you slang terms for art.
Fast secure, pipe and firm.
I mean, these seem like adjectives.
They're, oh my god, fixed.
Oh, I was thinking about a fast in terms of speed,
but yeah, in a sailing term,
I guess you can like hold fast or whatever.
And then a user, a client on account in a consumer,
a user, a user a partner, a client,
and the consumer.
Manager, an account manager, a client manager,
a partner manager, a user manager.
Okay, wait, wait, wait.
A treatment can also be like a script for a movie.
a movie.
Nah, I'm stuck, man. I'm in trouble. A client, an account, a consumer and a user,
are people who, they contract your firm for services. A partner is someone who works
at them. A receiver of goods or services. I have no idea what the silent movie, silent
silent auction silent partner. Okay, okay, we get there.
Well, come on, I need you to get away from the courts, man.
Silent partner, it's when it's the dude who gives you money, so that you can run the
restaurant. That's the way that typically I think that's how I understand a silent
partner, which is that one person with no restaurant experience but some money goes,
I would like to have a restaurant so they go in with someone who has restaurant
experience. But that's it's not just for us. It's basically you have an
investment, but you have no say over the running of the day-to-day operations.
Hey, you need to get out of here, man, you need to come out, you need to, I know, I
did go to the cat bed that we put there for you, did you go to the cat bed that we put
there for you?
Did you go to the cat bed?
It's right there.
Don't talk to me about Sundubu, G.G.A.
You guys are all per stop.
You have a place for personal preference,
but only for yourself.
You have rules for me, but not for the end vice versa.
I said I don't like tofu.
I've had it a thousand different ways.
I was even vegetarian for like six months.
People were like, oh, he's never at Sundubuji gay.
Roll, I'm Korean by marriage.
My end laws are Korean.
My wife's Korean, I lived in Korea.
I've had Sundubuji gay.
I've had it probably, literally in my life
unless you are also Korean or live in Korea.
I've had it probably 50 times more than you.
You've had it once, and then aspirationally,
you've watched 100 YouTube shorts of people eating it,
going, I bet that's awesome.
It's fine.
Like, I'm to some people surely love it
and there are restaurants that just make it,
and they sustain themselves, but still,
it's just okay, man, for me.
I've had every Korean food.
Yeah, yeah.
I've had gongetong, bro. Have I had gongetong? Yes.
Have I had Sundubuji gay? Yes, man. I've had every Korean food.
What about gobbie? Yes, man. I've had every Korean food. I've had gobbie.
Have I had a turkey fruit?
I don't like to talk bulky, either. I told you I'm, I think, built me backwards.
I love Korean food. I don't like dog bokeh. I don't like the corn dog with the
crinkle cut french fries on the fucking side of it. I do like be even
Bob, but those I'll be even Bob fucking clears. Also, because they're not going to
tell you this. I'll tell you this. Don't go to a Korean restaurant in order
ramen. Because if it's a ramen restaurant that is run by a Korean
restaurant or a Korean chef, you're safe. If you go to a Korean restaurant and you order
ramen, you are going to get instant ramen, which is fine if that's what you want, but I just
want you to know. I just want you to know that's what you're going to get.
Korea loves instant ramen so much they sell it in the restaurant. I swear it to you.
And they don't feel betrayed by the restaurant. They're like, this is exactly what I wanted.
So I just want you to be a breast of the information before you go to the Kimbap Chengduk
and you say, oh, get me the, give it, oh,
change your ramen, Hanada, you say, oh, hold on.
And then you get back to your apata and you open it up and you're like, why is there
one slice of half-melted American cheese on top of some shin ramen?
The reason you have that is because that's what you fucking ordered.
You mother fucking idiot.
So if that's what you want, that's great.
But if that's not what you want, you've got to order something else.
Anyway, that was connections, not the CP at all, man, not the CP at all, I was alive, man.
That's not what it looked like.
That's a pigment of your imagination, man.
I'm always surprised by how little 9-11 is Google, so we go Gucci.
This is everything wrong with society, these days.
This is tough to be honest.
I mean, it's tough for me because I'm like surprised
that Gucci has a seven and a half million searches.
I feel like Pokemon cards have.
Oh my God, I lost.
On Gucci versus Pokemon cards.
Slim, Jimmy, Slim Jimmy versus Mozart, guys.
I've never heard of Slim Jimmy, normally really old classical musician versus, wait, can
I tell you something, I was watching the Rowan front of me was playing trivia on their
seat back entertainment, I was fucking crashed out.
The reason I crashed out is because the question that they had on trivia was something
like blinds, I forget the name, but trust me, you don't need this.
It was like blind man's name, his superlative was blind, is a musician, most famous for
playing what genre, and it was like pop, rock, blues, and classical, and the dude looked
did it and went classical. I don't know what to tell you man. You should not, you shouldn't
be in the trivia app if that's the type of stuff you're bringing. They were not calling
people like blind, Mozart back then. Blind is an adjective that they only use for blues.
Maybe jazz. Maybe jazz. There's no way you would use it for any classical music. Let's put it that way.
I still think Mozart clears, and I believe that you might be popular, but Mozart, he's like, he's a goat.
He's one of the goats of composing apparently. He's got that one that goes,
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Well, he's no Jennifer Lopez.
Let's get loud, y'all.
Okay, say something.
I watched half of Russia, our one-end Russia, our two,
and I was on vacation too.
They say this a lot, and they're wrong.
You really, and I'm not saying it means the movie's good.
You could not make Russia, or one,
or Russia, or two, any more.
Chris Tucker's saying some shit.
Which after do you watch? I watch the Chinese half.
I watch the Chinese half and I skip the American half.
Every time I'm muted at every time Chris Tucker talked and then unmuted and turned it up
when Jackie Chan was saying some stuff. What do you want?
War!
Buh!
What is it good for?
Anyway, I'm pretty sure it's Jennifer Lopez.
I think I can also say, and I wish that it had been directed by someone else, but I
wish I were one, and I wish I were too pretty funny. That was a breezy watch. That was
not one where I would like lock in, which is good because on American TV, 102 minute
long movie has a 240 minute long runtime, because they got to sell you depression meds for
five minutes in between every single scene. I'm only depressed because I want to see more of the
repartable between Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker. I want to see more of the fish out of water
plus buddy. They're merging genres. It's a fish out of water and it's a bunny cop. I mean what
more could you want, man? I think it's Rascal Flats. How long are Canadian commercials? Exactly as long.
Exactly as long I think.
It's gotta be Charlie, man. No disrespect to Pitbull.
It's gotta be Pitbull, man.
This is a really tough one.
I know there's a lot of like insurance agents bump in Red Hot Chili Peppers all day.
Getting motivated to sell
employee benefits programs and shit like that.
They just they have the longevity they have the cultural cache a somehow I got
I got I got to give them the props on this one.
I'm going to give them the props again because I'm not totally sure who's swayly is.
I think he might sing the hook on some flower which is the most popular song of all time.
So I probably should have thought about that I suppose.
Alright, last Jedi still clears the emoji movie and almost every other Star Wars production has ever been created.
Dune part one, it's the same poster, even has like some of the same people in it, but Dune part one is a lot better.
I would say.
Contagion pretty good.
It's probably in like the 7.2s if I had the guest.
6.7 to real for some people, I guess. 21 Jump Street, pretty good for sure.
Comedy-setable bias. People will not rate comedies above and 8.
That's why I haven't logged the naked gun yet, because I watched it like two weeks ago,
so I think I need to watch it again in order to log it and be spiritually authentic.
Why is the naked gun at like a 3.5 on letterbox, man?
It should be like a 4.2.
The reason it should be at a 4.2 is because it's one of the funniest comedies that's come out in like 10 years.
But the reason it's not there is because people go, well, this is one of the funniest movies I've ever seen.
I'll give it a four. Pissing me off.
Foreign movie that has made it to more or less, I'm going to go with that one.
I got to go the departed still.
I got to go the departed.
Yeah, it's not as good as 21 Jump Street. Sorry to break it to your Brad Bird. I think that monsters university is still gonna clear cube, but it...
I mean, I think cube is more...
You know, it has more relevancy, not to say like this is the world we're living in.
But I think cube is more respected. Let's put it that way.
Now I'm going to go cube, I shouldn't have talked myself out of it, mother fucker.
God damn it.
Should have known, man.
Mike was out ski clears, I suppose.
What really got me is, and I don't mean this in a negative way.
I feel like cube is what is like,
of trying to, like the least,
condescending way to phrase it.
It's one of those movies that like,
the user base of a site like Reddit
can really get behind,
because it's like, what does it need
for that to come to pass?
It has to be a science-fiction movie,
or a fantasy, but those are really expensive to make.
So it has to be a science-fiction movie,
90 minutes ish in length and have like a cool concept.
If you have those three things,
you can almost fuck up the entire movie and for 30 years people on red it will be like
a little known film that you've never seen before. Don't check out this one. Now keep
primer out your mouth because primer is really good. And I haven't seen coherence but let me
hear about to say it's really good. I almost watched it on the airplane but I was like it might
might be a little, I've been recommended so much
on Reddit that I almost thought it's starting to work
against it.
Let's put it that way.
Talking about elisium, I think elisium sucks, man.
I really like this rigline.
But I think elisium is not good.
I still haven't seen Chappy.
I should see, Chappy just seems like a funny movie to watch, I should really watch
Chappy.
It's about a robot named Chappy, as far as I know.
This is your mind kind of problematic.
It's problematic because even at the end of the movie, Wick is still leaving his wife
gifts and stuff, and she is not fucking with him at all.
And he was a human, like she was like, what the fuck are you doing here?
Wicked the fuck out of here.
Like she doesn't like you, man.
That's not your wife anymore.
Then at the end, he's like making roses out of scrap metal and shit like that.
Bro, get out there.
She doesn't like you, man.
His alien ass needs to take the hand exactly.
She's with Christopher Johnson now.
Coffee, coffee, coffee house cinnamon rolls, 28 count Holy Shit.
I know you better take two out of the box because there's no chance you're ever getting that lid back on if there's 28 of them in there.
It's going to be like trying to put a sleeping bag back in the package.
It's got to be cheap though. It's baked goods. I think it made me 1299 talking like 50 cents a roll or something. Holy shit.
999. Oh my god.
699.
54999.
Sure to know, man. Why would you go 599? When it's red from 699 and yellow from 499, bro.
So why would you go 599 on that one?
That's like a quarter of cinnamon roll, man.
That's crazy.
She's made out of paper.
But even the bags are 25 cents of the grocery store now.
I guess they're not pricing the bags that like,
got costs, because they want you to not use them,
But whatever.
Six 60 cents in Norway, $0.6, getting crazy out there, man.
You know what I thought was a good idea.
There's a Vancouver grocery store that does a, and I, I, I'm honestly,
I was going to say it's my gift to the world, but I stole their idea.
What they have is a reusable bag.
Is it called like a loan system or a reusable bag bond system?
And the way that it works is that if you go to the grocery store and you forget your reusable bags,
which is bound to happen at some point, if you stay alive long enough and go to the grocery store on impetus or spontaneously,
they will charge you like three bucks or something for a reusable bag.
But if you bring the bag back, you get three bucks off the next bill.
And then they have like a container of reusable bags that you can borrow,
and then you could just use them and get the refund later.
Does this stack? Well, I think you can do it endlessly,
because they're basically just selling you a bag if you don't bring it back.
I know that storm running a bag, arbitrage scheme. It just seems good, man. It just seems
like a good idea.
They're usually cloth bags and people are nasty. Yeah, but if I don't perceive it, it can't
harm me. Mexico. Saudi Arabia.
200 kilometers from Saudi Arabia. Egypt? Egypt's a chasing all. It would be the country's
South of Egypt. Sudan. Oh, shit.
That's crazy.
We really get four on Africa.
Okay, I'll stop asking for it, but I do want it.
That's a tragic message because I have not seen, sorry, you give you hope.
I have not seen any of your messages before.
So you were the guy swinging the pickaxe giving up, right before you hit diamonds.
But basically, I said, don't give up the next swing, my hit diamonds.
But I can't promise that to be honest with you, I'm not sure I can promise that.
I just found diamonds in my craft, said don't you dare turn back, just lie to torch with
me, she said you're going back.
I said shut up and mine with me, these diamonds are my destiny.
This is Louisiana, by the way.
She said, who, who?
Shut up and mine with me.
I have no idea what you are, bro.
Great.
You might actually, I mean, I might know that you're fucking,
well, you're on the coast, presumably.
Would you be Mozambique?
No, you are not on the coast.
You could be one of the contos.
Oh, shit.
You might be on the coast.
You like camera really?
Oh!
What's the one I always forget, Shet?
Oh, no, maybe I...
No, maybe I... this looks like no, maybe it's a me.
Oh!
How far away you were closest to Congo, you know, ivory coast, they've wore, come on.
Another one I always forget.
Fuck.
You're exaggerated to stress as amusing.
Last idea, I do seek to amuse, above all out.
Zed genuinely.
Can I ask you a question?
And this is just, keep in mind, most of my experience with the United States of America
is the news and also time-spent in Disney Resorts.
Do Texans probably identify as Texans or Americans
first and foremost?
And you can't say both.
They mostly Texan, OK, mostly Texan.
That's so funny.
Do they know?
Do they know?
Also, the other thing, and I'm just doing this to expose you to the rest of the world,
or at least one other country, you know that as far as I know, you're the only country
where middle-aged men's wardrobes consist almost exclusively of shirts that have your country's flag
on them.
Like, it's really, it's crazy.
So after a while, being simmered in it, you sort of forget what's happening.
But the amount of, I probably see 400 under armor,
US flag shirts every single day.
And the ironic part is that I thought
that under armor was like a fitness brand.
But I guess at some point, they pivoted to like,
this is what Patriots wear or something like that.
And even if I'm name, they have also a lot of like
Virtue signaling t-shirts like in America wearing their shirt that's like
You know the American flag and it says like honor and liberty above all else or something like that
I'm like bro you're home like what are you doing here like they would
Everybody else is probably like on the same page man
Like what you you're not you're not fighting any but you're at you're at the theme park. You're you're at a resort right now man
What's going on
They do say some shit like come and take it or like these colors don't run.
But I'm like, we're in the lazy river.
Like what do you think's gonna happen here, man?
I'll get it.
You just be on edge like all the time.
Like you're literally carrying like a popcorn bucket that looks like Roger Rabbit's car.
just fucking chill out with the military shirt.
Your wife has fucking like Elsa Mickey Mouse ears
and that fuck asked tiny lounge fly back pack on.
What do you mean?
Like we have the remaining vigilent at all moments.
You're insane, man.
Just wear it just wear it normal shirt.
Like you could still have that internal model on.
But could you just fucking like keep it inside?
Anyway, I'm not going to say we don't have some Canadian flag apparel up here, but it
is not like the norm. It's not the mean. Let's put it that way. You'll see it. It's usually
old people. I said I'm used to old people having the flag on everything, but like middle
age men having the flag on everything seems crazy to me.
Arnold Schwarzenegger 1987, I feel like this is command though. Command though has
1987 written all over it, never mind it's predator. Oh, or total recall. Not it's predator.
Okay. Canadian flag is really aesthetically cool. And the other thing is if it's not
red could be weed could be a leaf of the cannabis plant. So you got to keep them guessing.
Yes, student. You get a gray scale Canadian flag hat. People might be like, oh shit.
weed. Jack Nicholson 1987 feels a little bit like Tim Burton's Batman, but that might be 1989,
and also it would not open to $9 million,
not with that Danny Elfman soundtrack.
So come, oh, it's moon struck.
Am I insane this way?
It's moon struck, not moon struck.
Three beautiful women, one lucky devil.
I, yes, it's moon struck.
I can see, share on the cover
with the moon behind her.
It's moon dance, maybe.
Moon dance is not a movie.
A mysterious and flamboyant man arrives in their lives.
I was thinking of a different movie.
I think I've had seven different movies confused my whole life.
This is the witches of Easter, man.
Newster, I gotta add it to the watch list or something. Paramount Pictures 97 million in
week four, 1987 feels like a top gun to me, never mind. Eddie Murphy, 1987, so an action
comedy crime, maybe Beverly Hills cop 2, Beverly Hills cop 2. Axel Foley is back, back
where he doesn't belong. Kevin Costner, go at Dancers with Wolves here. He's not giving
me any freebies. Ten years before the Pulseman, crime history thriller. What are you prepared
to do? Elliot and miss, and then, oh, it's the on-touch of this motherfucker. I just gave it
in extra second, I could have gotten that.
Orion pictures with $6 million starting Martin Scheme, nothing can stop them, no one can
help you.
They know who you are.
It's my internal monologue.
I have no idea, man.
The believers.
21% of all.
I thought I did okay.
I guess I didn't get the witches of Easter, like that'll screw you up.
Who's Martin Schene? He's the president in the Westling and the mysterious man from Master
Fectu.
He's Joe Estovizer's brother.
The elusive man. Yeah, exactly.
Quiet, place part two to tar.
Sorry, I had to be said.
What am I thinking here?
What am I thinking here?
Because you have to get the Francis McDormand.
It definitely feels like way I got something.
I got something.
Really never been a Tom Cruise Brad Pitt movie.
Like the easy place seems like you go Emily Blunt.
Ah, wait, I think I had something.
I'm gonna get to the George Clooney.
Oppenheimer seems like it would be doable.
Maybe I should add that to the watch list.
You know what, let's see who's in Sherlock Nomes.
If we're trying to get to Francis McDormand, I would think it would look something like this.
I think it would look Michael Kane, Children and Men, Clive Owen, Closer, Julia Roberts,
Oceans 11, George Clooney, Bernephardt reading, Francis McDormand, No Madlands, Swank.
Okay, so that line appeared to me fully formed.
And then you come out here, you want to get the Kate Blanchet, should not be that difficult
to be honest.
But I feel like the line that I would take just looking at this is like Paul Walter
Houser, which would take you to the naked gun, which would take you to Liam Neesum,
which would take you to a movie, he's in,
that is a wage, oh, I was gonna get friends
as a mid-Dorman because he's in Liam Neeson's dark man,
but they were not going there.
So I would think you'd wanna go with something like,
like a Schindler's list into a Rayf Fines,
and now you're in kind of like legitimate cinema,
And we just need to get the Heat Blanchet, who is probably in half of these movies, man.
Cape Blanchet.
I hope the leaf she's done anything with Holmes and Watson.
Cape Blanchet, of course, very, someone from here has got to be related to Cape Blanchet.
So what is Kate Blanchette been in?
Carol?
Phil Diswinton, commonly confused with Kate Blanchette, by a fellow such as myself.
Fisher Stevens, Patrick Fischler, the fishlers in this David Crumholtz.
What's this fellow's name in the movie?
You know what I'm talking about?
Why am I having a hard time getting to Kate Blanchette?
She's been in everything.
Just get to our Michael Fassbender instead and then go black bag or you get to Pierce Brosnan.
Francis, before I've added this, it's going to save a lot of steps.
Pierce Brosnan, of course, in the Matador with Greg Keneer, who's in Little Miss Sunshine
with Paul Dannell.
Paul Dannell, of course.
in prisoners with, I don't want to use Marvel, take to the knowledge you judge.
I'm going to use Marvel.
We're going to go dead pool versus Wolverine into Hugh Jackman, into prisoners, into
Paul Dannell, okay, any ideas, into Little Mason-Shine, Greg Keneer, the madador, here's
Proudsman, black bag, Kate Blanchett, tar, of the scroll.
I don't think there's any way you could have possibly done that faster.
I don't think you could have done that any faster than that.
Listen, you don't know this guy. Notice respect.
Unless you are a reauto, you don't know this reauto.
Oh, I don't know what I'm about to buy a Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt.
Oh, you're so real.
You're so real for that.
Assume convoluted.
Nah, it's pretty simple because it just appears like in your head immediately.
Just appears.
You just have to sort of reach out and grab it.
I think I've said this on the stream like 20 times in my life before.
isn't it crazy that the rate of what your brain can spit out an idea is at least
an order of magnitude faster than you can articulate the idea with words. Isn't
that fucking cool that you can know that you have an idea? Like what is what is
that encoded as? What kind of zip file is that encoded as in your brain to then
and have to unpack it longer.
Like what is it encoding it in, man?
It's a complex electrical signal.
Kind of crazy.
I think it's fucking cool
that you can have an idea in your head
that takes you 10 times longer to explain it,
but you know that you have it cold.
That's cool.
some of us anyway. And we're going to put all of that, you know, hundreds of millions
of years of mammalian evolution, we're going to put that all to work in Puktoku.
Okay, this one's tough, because jets and ducks is Timusalai. Unfortunately, the jets
are not the same jets.
These jets are the thrashers, not the jets.
You know what I mean?
Three goals in a single playoffs for the jets.
Let's just keep it simple here.
Let's go with Kyle Conner.
Now let's go with Blake Wheeler.
Now let's go with Mary and Hosa, man.
There's even on the team went, yeah, proud fuck, you.
Let's go with the Illya Cobble Chuck, then.
Fuck, you're okay.
I was trying to be too clever with it.
Let's go with, uh, go with Blake Wheeler.
You popped up really fast, then.
New York Rangers, three plus those in a single playoffs, you had to say Andy Bathgate, probably
the only answer that makes any sense for that.
It looks like a picture that the CIA would take
of someone that they gave drugs to.
And then Detroit Red Wing's three plus goals
in a single playoffs, that's got to be
sit-able, of course.
And this was the guy given him the drugs.
And this was his face when he was giving him the drugs.
It's insane that these guys played 20 years apart,
because you might have there forever
linked this exactly the same age.
But then the rest of these who
really carries men, red wings and blues, bread hull, we went, we went blues, red wings and
ducks.
My crazy to think you might be the type of beast to be like Brian or falsky, all, who did
her falsky play for before? He went to the wings man. My bald goat, I had to hit you with
Tina Solani there. You've never played for them. Probably had to hit you with a Paul
Carilla. You never played there either. The Devil's. That's where the Devil's. Where the
Devil's. The people own dryers on mass in Canada and America. Yes, yes we do. And
and they're awesome. Dryers are great. Yeah, we wouldn't say everybody owns them, but a lot
people on them for sure.
Of an appliance that is not overrated.
How does the streamer miss Duck Jets with Salani in this?
And this title, how does a viewer miss that I clocked Salani as ducks jets?
But the Winnipeg Jets of 2026 are not the same team as the Winnipeg Jets
in a peg jets that Timus Alani played for. The team that Timus Alani played for, formerly
noticed the winner peg jets, went on to become the Fiends coyotes, which then became
the Arizona coyotes, which then went on to become the Utah mammoth, okay? And the team
that is now the jets used to be the Atlanta thrashers. That's why I didn't do salani
for jets and docks, bro, because if you didn't play on the same jets that they're asking
me to get.
They're called the Utah hockey club. No, they're not. Man, no, you don't know anything about anything!
It's movie grid.
Okay.
Lupita and Y'all know.
It's a easy.
Three or more word title.
Twelve years of slave.
$100 million plus of the box office. We go us on that one and then we hear you
with the surprise the force awakens. That's mass cannot of it. Okay Daniel Craig.
20 tell. Okay so he's it's knives out films and James Bond films. So or
Hang on, okay, so you put queer in here to hopefully snipe a decent percent and then
I mean, I'm the type of beast that would
It was really hoping it was gonna say knives out of knives out of mystery
I'm $1 million plus of the box office Daniel Craig. I
Really don't feel I'm gonna put golden compass here. I really don't feel like oh
But you know what if I'm getting what is doing 100 million dollars plus of the box office
Lara Croft, Lara Croft, Tomb Raider, starring fucking Daniel Craig. Yes man!
No James Bond and no knives out.
Tom Hardy, three or more word title.
Kind of a venom merchant these days, but...
100 million dollars plus of the box office I would hit you with something like
inception. Fuck. So the recurring theme of me thinking nobody remembers
inception and then the world reminded me that it's one of the most popular movies
released in my lifetime. Tom Hardy. Tom Hardy.
Pomarty, well,
and then just give me a random venom, man.
I don't really care.
Then a venom, but that's Scottish.
I mean, maybe it doesn't suck,
but I feel like it's kind of got a suck.
If you place something like this, you're pissing me off.
But I didn't tell you my problem
and it's the same thing with black bag.
I am stupid. Whenever I watch a British spy thriller, the hook, the McGuffin, is always
something cerebral. I was raised on American spy movies. Fuck that. Fuck one dude. Actually,
like, some dude does something. Another dude goes up a spray, something on it, uses like
a piece of tape, takes it back to his flat, types on the computer a little bit, plugs
in like a USB stick. And the climax of the movie is like watching a meter go up a
little bit and I'm like, I don't know what's happening. Give Gary Oldman a gun and a watch with a laser that comes out of it. That is what I'm good for, man.
Give him a car that turns into a sub.
Now I haven't seen no other choice yet.
That might be, I would pay $12.99 Canadian to rent it when it exits the film festival circuit.
Yeah, I've seen every movie.
Right there.
Um...
Bakery.
A noun meaning a place for...
Unchrysend.
A adjective meaning not-chrysend.
Unchrysend.
A adjective meaning not-chrysend.
It has to have an age.
It has to have an age man.
Which, a verb meaning to supply supporting evidence.
Yeah, okay.
Chimes.
A noun meaning the edge or rim of a casc or drum.
The word originates from old English term, saying,
Okay, I was thinking that there's a chance that could be like a Y because of the old English shit.
But, um, a noun meaning any of a genus.
Optimum.
A noun?
No!
Shopper's drugmark users are ever going to get this one wrong.
podium.
A noun meaning a,
E-mitting.
A verb meaning to,
Egyptian,
adjective meaning a side, a noun meaning a board game is to damn complicated.
Presentient, adjective meaning having a presentiment. The term originates from Latin,
presentient, the present participle of praise and tire. Presentient,
adjective meaning, presentient. It's the only thing that makes sense.
Tarpaulin, a noun meaning a,
Some ship from the bizarre.
Over a noun meaning a substantial body of word.
Aronaceous.
A adjective meaning resembling made of or containing sand or sandy particles.
No.
Aronaceous comes from the Latin word arena, meaning sand.
Aronaceous.
A adjective.
A f**k.
A f**k.
A f**k.
A f**k.
Camerilla.
A noun meaning a group of unofficial,
Often secret and scheming advisors, also, Kabbal, this word originated from Spanish, and it literally translates to small room, Camarilla, a neck.
I really thought that could be it.
With an A,
and small room.
Could you spell the Kabbal?
Now the shit my Donna was on for a while.
Okay, this shit is pissing me off, man.
That's cheese.
Absolutely no idea what country could have produced this cheese.
I could be a semi-hard cheese, I guess I'll go with start with Italy maybe because it
has uses a motto for coloring.
The border is okay, I guess France, I guess I'm an idiot for not going France, trappest
the cheese.
It's from all so Bosnia, if you've got this shit from Bosnia, you're a legend man, yeah,
Yeah, she's probably eat it. I probably give it a try. That's a bond me, bro, from Vietnam.
I know this person is not having the time of their lives.
Fucking moleskin, journal, Vietnamese, maybe a mango smoothie or something like that, and a bomb me.
POV, you're finding yourself in Southeast Asia, man. Fuck you.
Why is that Vietnam?
It's, it's lousest.
That's a bumme.
I'm sorry, I'm, I'm always on a pass on it just for the deception involved here.
Sugar cream syrup, butter vanilla sugar, and chopped almonds, a puffy like treat made
from cream.
It looks British but I've never heard of it, which means it must be Australian, it must
be British. It's fucking sweet in. Connect. We'll take that. 91% would love to eat that.
More than the bond me is kind of crazy, but we take it nonetheless.
Game of the Year. One of many games in my life, I bought a box copy of a never played.
And you're going to say, why'd you buy an app? Because I bought a PS4 when it came out.
I know what the fuck to play. When you buy a console at launch, and then everybody starts
saying the must-have game is a rezo gun, a $15 game from the marketplace that is like,
it's all right. It's okay, but like you can catch me playing like need for speed most wanted
and being like, why the fuck did I buy this shit, man?
That was a good game.
It's literally fine.
Infamous second son was good.
Didn't come out at launch, bro.
It came out like six months later.
I should know because I bought my TV at the same time
that I bought Infamous second son.
You were probably like seven when this should happen.
So don't condescend to me, mother fucker.
I was the same age I am now.
It's gotta be spring rolls, bro.
I'm sorry.
No disrespect to Japan on that one.
Somgitong is always done dirty by a bad picture, but 50% is rude for that.
Super guy, Kushiyaki, it's like squid skewer.
Oh, delicate, well skewered in grilled over charcoal versus a wheel pie, red being
paste with a beautiful stamp on it.
I mean, I think they both be good, but I'll probably take the pie on that one.
The two shivers is done during a frozen treat.
Made a plant resin, or Lebanese salad, I mean, the ice cream, they both look good.
I'm not going to be mad, it's going to be meat and rice, never mind.
It's going to be soup, it's going to be drunken nude.
Oh my God, I'm getting my fucking ass kicked.
It's going to be, it's going to be paneer teak and masala.
Bro, okay.
I thought I lost all my confidence.
What does do that?
Party slow cook casserole with eggplant.
This one's tough for me because I think the pizza looks good as fuck.
But it doesn't embody the Western platonic ideal of a pizza.
But I think that this pizza looks awesome, but I think this is going to win, because
there are people who are going to be like, where's the cheese or something?
my mind, I should go with my heart, man.
Marvellous, or this interesting, this interesting thing.
Great juice, flour and sugar, or sweet deep fried pastries, it's sweet deep fried pastries
by a mile, man.
little soups from Asia don't lose, so you just follow that, follow your heart, but follow
that, let us see you watch first reformed and liked it, a bad news for you, I didn't like
it, I loved it, feel good movie of the year for me first reformed, about a priest to very
stupidly loses his faith, and then finds purpose and regains it. A man, a man of words
becoming a man of action, it's a story that's timeless, but yet at the same time great
for our times, and he gets the kiss of pretty lady. It's that simple. I give it 10 out
10 much better than the new planet of the apes which doesn't make any sense why are they
all fighting each other chill out fellas there's enough room in the zoo for everybody no stars
recycle bit you ever cycling's good dumbass
You want to single use bit?
I don't think so.
Hmm, it's going to be a good looking burger over a bad looking hot dog.
You can bake and bake it.
The beer piece rib.
That's a very cool rib.
You just call it brisk it huh?
For 23 pounds 50. That's just it's simply too much. We go with the audio turn it
Stodd the inverse versus cheese bread and sausage with a beer for a pound 20. I mean, I think this looks fine
Even if the tips are touching. Can you guys see that? I think this is just hard to argue with man, especially given the price
I know it's fuck all to do with footier, even sport.
England, we got to talk.
First off, can you at least be consistent?
It's not sport.
It's sports.
And secondly, it's not mad.
It's math.
You've got it literally exactly wrong.
I don't know what it's not mad.
It doesn't make any sense.
Math is math, bro.
is the other math in the room with us right now. I don't think so.
It's mathematics. It's short for mathematics. Yeah, but it could be shorter.
You could just shorten it to math. You don't need to keep the S of the N. What is this minute cryptic?
Put out everything after the H, but before the S.
There's different kinds of math, it's all math.
Well, well, here's the real question.
Do you call it, and let's go way back to, like, you know, primary school to put it in terms
that you would understand.
Then it's also what we call that where I grew up to be fair because you made us essentially.
Do you call it science class or do you call it sciences?
If you call it sciences, at least you'll be consistent in that.
We call it just science, as if there's only one science, but really there's multiple
science.
I think if you're going to argue there's multiple mass, we would all agree that there's
multiple sciences, right?
Yeah, yeah, I just put your whole country on notice, even if the fish does look fire.
Christmas dinner in a cup was really just a picture of a hand this shit looks like
the poster for the family stone and I have to go with chicken pie gravy mushy piece with
pigs and blanket and a drink is that is this the drink.
Gen Z boss and a mini the chippy tea buddy this genuinely looks like some shit you get
at the white spot and I mean that kind of as a compliment.
This looks pretty good though.
I gotta go with Staking Ships by the Buff Man 94%.
14.
6.
Pounds 50 at the Colona Rockets game versus the Godzilla Dog.
If I may, I want to take a little offense to the Godzilla Dog just because if you're
going to call something Godzilla, it better be big as fuck.
This is like a pretty big hotdog,
but I wouldn't describe it as a god-zillion
or god-zilla-esque.
The problem is, and I'm not even using this as like a,
you know, fuck America, segue.
Americans for whatever reason do not understand
that Putin is good, even though they love all the parts
of it, they somehow think that if you add all the parts
together, it's worse, it's not, it's better.
And this is pretty close to the ideal looking
poutine.
Take it from somebody with a French Canadian last name.
The Kurds are on point.
The fries look like they're right, thickness.
The gravy looks appropriate.
Like this is a bonafide poutine.
Well, I think that they just, for whatever reason,
they can't get their heads around it.
Even though Applebee is serving a cheeseburger,
sliced in half, served in a bowl of cheddar cheese.
And they have the audacity to be like this.
looks like Slop. Either way, I think it's got to be the Godzilla dog, just because
you know, no-dine enemy. Ripper all the extras with holy fuck hot sauce.
My kid is still saying slap your mother sauce by the way, which is awesome. She brought
it back today this morning after like a month of me not hearing it. She was like
daddy, what kind of sauce do you like on your pizza? And I said tomato sauce and
And she went, how about slap you on mother sauce and I went, that's good stuff.
That's my girl right there, holy fuck hot sauce is so funny, man.
New York loaded fries, it's the same price, bro, you look like you're from Barnesley.
I feel like I would rather eat this.
This looks pretty good, and I think this is more presentable.
Okay, fair enough.
Okay, garlic and pickled mushroom rice ball.
This is like the,
it's where like loving all Japanese food
meets the other heuristic on the internet.
Vegetables are yucky.
And I think the vegetables are yucky is going to win out.
I think that the people that are looking at this are like, I would have voted for it.
If it was just, if it just had some Karagay or something on the inside.
So I'm going to go roast potatoes with biscuit gravy.
I'm going to go not this obviously.
And we're going to get a fucking perfect score.
We're going to get a fucking perfect score, man.
That's crazy.
I don't know if that's ever happened in Scrandel before.
Settle it debate for me, would you say that Star Wars is cool?
I think I think you came to the right man to answer this question.
I would say in 2026 Star Wars is not cool.
And here's the way that someone who was here, it was around for a lot of it, but not all
of it.
When it came out, it was not cool.
The culture that I grew up in, the 90s through to even like the first couple of prequels.
Star Wars was not cool.
It became popular, like it's crazy to look back and think that for some reason,
they cyopt us into thinking that one of the highest-grossing movies of all time was only for nerds.
Because obviously, people who were not nerds were seeing that.
Either way, at some point it did become cool.
It became the sort of thing that you flexed instead of like hiding away from.
I feel like it's when people who were kids when the prequels came out became adults.
Then Star Wars kind of became cool and it was still, and I'm not saying I thought it was cool,
But culturally, I think it was cool even after the Force Awakens came out.
And what totally tanked the coolness was nonstop fighting over the last Jedi.
I don't think there anything can be cool if mentioning it just causes you to have a fight over the most banal minutia of all time.
Nobody wants to be associated with something that just makes people argue nonstop.
Then it becomes nerd shit.
And then it kind of, it had a chance to get cool again.
I think around like Mandalorian season two,
and then they just shout out way too many spin-offs.
And it's now deeply on cool.
Except you can, of course, and or you have to,
you have to save hold a little space for defying gravity
and hold a little space for and or as well.
And I think that's where we're at right now.
I do see a lot of James Gunn looking individuals wearing Star Wars shirts in public, which
makes sense because oftentimes I'm in public at Hollywood Studios or something like that.
Not real Hollywood Studios, but the one in Florida.
But I think it's like a gen X.
It's an orphaned part of gen X culture now.
I guess, but they get bring it back.
You know, nothing's permanent, man, changes are permanent, but changes.
You have a Disney inspired having fun against my will shirt.
No, I love my wife, and I want her to love me too.
So I respect her interests, and I don't sell her out to complete strangers by wearing a shirt.
I'm just here to pay for a shit that shit is so annoying.
It was like, I'm not necessarily saying that it makes you like a bad husband broadly.
But I think it's in the behavior suite of something a bad husband would do.
You could just, I mean, you know my thinking.
I don't like the gimmick close,
Which is predominantly, you might think like, oh, this guy doesn't like fashion.
Well, I mean, there's, I don't know fashion.
When I say gimmick clothes, I mostly mean like you made a novelty shirt for a thing.
Yeah, it's something corny, exactly.
Like a graphic t-shirt that's like,
Here's my political opinions in an inappropriate context,
or a graphic t-shirt that's like, you know how many dudes you see at Disney World that are wearing a shirt?
It's like, I'm grumpy and it's grumpy from Snow White.
Like, I don't even know what to,
I don't know how to take the shirt.
Because are you really grumpy?
Because I feel like if you were grumpy,
you wouldn't have a novelty shirt on.
You would just be wearing normal clothes with a scowl.
So are you like pretending to,
are you like, I should be grumpy?
On older gentlemen should be grumpy at Disney World.
But I'm not actually grumpy because I bought the shirt.
Like, I don't get it, man.
Yeah, grumpy people should not be wearing corny clothes
list there. Grumpy because they're forced to wear corny clothes, but then if that's
the case, you shouldn't be grumpy because you're wearing it. I've been grumpy. I've
had the psychic crises in Japanese Disney parks wondering why the hell why the hell
there are so many middle-aged Japanese people in line to see this character from a movie
that I don't even know. It's like the animal sidekick from like a 1970s Disney movie
that nobody's ever seen. And people that are like the same age that my parents were when I was
22 are losing their minds. They're losing that. I'm going like, they're, this is not real. This is not real.
This is not real. I'm not real. They're not real. Nobody's real. Nobody's real. We live in a similar.
I've been there. You know what I was wearing? Normal shape. I was just wearing normal shape.
I didn't have a shirt on that's like I'm here under duress. I handled my own shape because it wasn't
anybody else's problem. It's still that it was not as soul rendering as the
Sanrio, Pureland, Hello Kitty theme park in Japan. Now I was spiraling on
now I'm for sure. This is a type of shit that had me going to the aquarium
later and people were taking pictures of them looking at the fishes and I was
like we're the fucking fish. We're the fucking fish. We came to the aquarium to get our picture taken.
We're not looking at the fish. We're making other people look at us, look at the fish. What the fuck are we doing?
We've got it backwards. We've inverted society somehow. We inverted culture. This is not this can't be the way it's supposed to be anymore. This is not it.
You went through it in Japan. It was in many ways it was kind of like spiritual growth. It was above to interiority. I kind of got over it.
that I had some good food.
Oklahoma was the 2025 leader in lightning strikes per square mile, the throwing
what long the throwing what long time champion state, I got to feel like it's Kansas.
Um, America's lowest high point is in what state.
I should have known it's Florida.
It literally has, there's thunderstorms every day in Orlando, every fucking day.
I should have known, man.
What's the highest point in Florida again, isn't it like a 100 feet off the ground or something?
Isn't it Cinderella's Castle at Magic Kingdom?
It's right there.
So 100 meters above sea level, I see it there.
You probably know it means light-bringer, and it's identified with Satan, but Lucifer is
also a name for what planet.
The sun is the light-bringer.
That would be crazy about a mercury.
What if I told you it brings the light as it's often the brightest object in the morning sky?
Venus?
Venus, that makes sense.
Tough!
It's a tough one because Jupiter's big, but I guess Venus is closer.
Women are from Mars but Venus penis, do you ever think about that?
Referring to their respective calling codes.
Yes!
The 2018 album, 44-87-65, was a collaboration between Sting and Shaggy.
Yeah!
Finally, some shit in my wheelhouse, man.
Also, you're so real for saying the sun is the brightest object in the morning sky.
Nobody's checking their fucking weather app for, oh, when this Venus come up this morning.
When's Venus rise? Oh, oh, I'm feeling a little depressed. Venus is in Venus. We don't get as much
Venus in the winter time. Bro, it's literally colder. You should be getting more Venus.
Well, in New Year's 70s it, where I said, well, like as a segue. Well, into his 70s at the time,
Andre de Shields won a Tony in a Grammy for his role in what 2018 Broadway hit.
Pinky Boats. Or the Oz Hades town. I need to get it with theater, man. The
Hayabusa and GSX are street ready motorcycles made by Kawasaki. A fellow named
Shinichi was the inventor of what method for teaching kids how to play the
violin and other instruments. Suzuki that's I was about the type Honda man.
11 points very very aesthetic results today. Is there a big motorcycle
senior Vancouver? I'll be honest I wouldn't know. I would say they're depending on
where you're coming from. There would be less than you would expect. When I was in
In San Diego, I was like, this is a motorcycle city.
People are riding motorcycles and doing wheelies all around us.
I'm not going to say I never see him in Vancouver, but pretty, pretty rarely.
Usually on the sea to sky highway, that is true.
Freaking the fuck out and pretending to be stoic because I am going only 38 kilometers
an hour over the speed limit. And then going by me at 217 kilometers an hour as soon as
they open the passing lane. So I do texting on a motorcycle. That's the call of the void. It's
respectable in some ways. Your spades is very human, maybe I shouldn't say respectable, but it's
human. Also, maybe that text was really important. Maybe he was, maybe he was saying
I'm on my way.
Sort these video game consoles by then. How many units they've sold?
Okay. I mean, the Wii, I think, might be the most. Okay, let's think about it.
PS2 and Sainely Popular. 360 and Sainely Popular. I think it's, no, I think the N64
out sold the original Xbox. And I think of them in Tendo switch. He's right here. I think
that in Tendo switch is right there. I think that the PlayStation 2 is right there. Damn. Good
for you, man. Good for you. PS2 for sure the most. I can still, you know what? I got to
do give me a second here. This shit is going to, I haven't heard this shit in so long.
P.S. 2 startup sound. Oh, it's been so long.
What's great? Okay, so what game do you think is loading up right now? Because for me, it's
male gear solid too, which is crazy because I didn't even play that much male gear
solid too, but male gear solid too is loading up for me right now.
In my head.
All PlayStation startups, let me get this PS1.
Take charge of your health with the number one Dr. Recommended Multivitamin of top, syndrome.
You did it!
I mean, they were cooking with that one, bro.
They were cooking with that one.
one with no disk.
PlayStation one with no disk slim ps1 model.
All right, this video is too much. You're doing too much for that to be honest. You just
I just wanted to get like just that really.
Now, yeah, add the, add the Michael Jackson, every Michael Jackson grunt video into that.
We start up sound.
That made me feel, even though that one obviously sucks a lot more,
more that made me fucking feel something like in my solar
plexus. I haven't heard that tone in a long time.
What's crazy is that what am I loading up? I'm loading up the opera
browser that cost $10. Because I'm in my university house and for
some reason I don't have a laptop. So I'm going I'm browsing the internet
on the Wii on the shared TV. I'm going to ESPN.com on the shared TV and being like,
oh, shit. Whoa, Patriots or Patriots are ripping it up, man. Patriots are crushing it right now.
Holy cow.
That's probably back. That PlayStation 2 one, though, is so real.
And you're like, why aren't you playing the GameCube one?
Because I own a GameCube, so that doesn't mean anything to me.
It means something to you, which is good, and you should embrace that, but it doesn't
mean anything to me.
You were browsing porn hub on the Wii.
Oh, we're talking, this was like 2007.
It was all about red tube back then.
Hang on, I gotta go back in the mind, pause.
I think that was, we were living in a hegemony of U-Porn and Red Tube, okay?
You guys don't know whether you weren't there.
You weren't there back then, and it fucking shows.
which has a higher percentage of people who have a graduate degree.
Obviously, Ann Arbor, because that's where Michigan State is, boom, roasted.
Which swan less towards Republicans from 2008 to 2012?
I would feel like Houston if anything is swinging more democratic over time.
Higher population-weighted density, I have no idea I'm going to assume Cameroon.
Less access to airports. I did ask think it's Nevada. I feel like North Dakota is one of those states where every farm has well thinking every farm has a runway
That doesn't mean it's an airport
Less access
Higher percentage of people who are gen X
I have no actually I would know this Millennials move to cities
So it should be Waco
I was so close.
Waco's a call, Waco, as Texas Tech.
It's ironic, but you guys have way too many schools.
I can't keep them straight, man.
Oh, as bailer, I thought bailer was in the Oregon for some reason.
Texas Tech is in Lubbock, Jesus Louise, man.
That's where they had my home's plan.
Not just green.
At Loki, I think it's actually why I had him confused.
1950s debut plays Irish comedy plays French comedy plays tragic comedy plays
metaphictional plays plays by Samuel Beckett Dan, this is embarrassing waiting for
good though. I really I need my theater arc man I need my theater arc. I don't know
she don't say come on I don't know anything I know equis I know equis to
The lame is a robla.
Seven, 12-70s establishments in France.
Holy fuck.
It's the, uh, the,
the,
fucking plantage in A's.
House of Bourbon.
Literally sounds like a food network show.
Get out of here.
Capitals in Europe better cities in France.
I probably go with Paris on that one.
There we go. We just, that's huge. That was a tough one, too. 17th century, good
waters. I hope that you are Taj Mahal. Ron, Bro things he's King Kakuji. 1886
establishments in the UK, West Minister, Dog Show, what the fuck is Krf's? I'm also
Also realizing I think that despite his name, the Westminster Dog Show might be in New York City.
You've never heard of crafts, I've never heard of crafts in my entire life.
It's a championship confirmation show for dogs.
20th century executions by Romania is a Romanian general, you are.
You are a tough, you're a tough name to spell.
Yes, can we give me some promise with that? I thought that was pretty good.
That is what I meant.
Bro, I'm not being good. This is a bad man, obviously, but that may also be
Mark Ruffalo. That might be Mark Ruffalo's dad.
No shot. Bro, look at the lips.
That's Mark Ruffalo's lips. I don't know what
But I don't know what to tell you, man, and the eyes in the hair for sure, but the lips are so
ruffle-o.
African drums, Senegalese musical instruments, goblet-shaped drums, okay?
I mean, you already know what I'm typing here.
Well, it's just get it out of the way.
Jim, the character's created by Steve Cougan.
I know this, because I thought he was real for a long time.
Why don't I have his name?
Why is his name not coming to me?
It's not Alan Parsons, but all I can think of is Alan Parsons.
Maybe it's not even Alan.
I'm going to fucking freak out.
Oh, my God.
I got to fucking freak out.
Alan Partridge.
Alan Parsons, Alan Parsons, Alan Partridge,
while they're fucker.
God damn it!
Oh, good.
19th century mass murders.
Fantastic.
Tax on mass media offices in 1898.
Who did Taaz in the United States?
That one.
And still Wilmington, apparently I don't know anything, OK?
Books by Charles Darwin on the origin of species.
Well, they're fucker.
Two.
I scored three.
Fuck you, man.
Look at that.
Remember what I said earlier, 2026 is not a real.
Over the wrong guesses for Paris,
lords, we only need 2% God Paris,
which is kind of crazy.
One of the wrong answers is not your thumb.
Oh, we should.
You thought Alan Partridge was a real guy?
Yeah, for like, maybe a couple of years,
but I do need to say that I've never seen like an Alan Partridge
feature. I've never seen an Alan Partridge bit.
I only saw people talking about Alan Partridge online.
So for a long time, I just thought it was a real fellow.
Yes, Band Post, there are seasons we'll pass you by.
That's Dan True. I get up.
I get them.
You're fucking, you're like a 120, bro, 130, 128, we take those, I'm back.
Play daily whole music to my fucking ears.
Okay.
Huge perfectly placed as all things should be.
imperfectly placed. You know what? Actually, a superior position from which to attempt the shot.
I'm gonna waste anybody's time with that.
That's more like it.
And now in 2035 boys, we're listening to the kind of hard golf start-up sound, ooh.
That's pretty vulgar and funny.
But do you think one thing I think about nostalgia is that there's like a, it's age-gated.
I'm not saying, if you're 70, you can't be nostalgic for stuff when you were 37, but I feel like most nostalgia really seems to be tied to like the ages between like maybe like eight and 25.
Like let me tell you, you still, you get a little nostalgic still as you age.
Like I know that the early 20s are a big part of it because I think it's a natural reaction to like no longer really being a child and finally being an adult and then wanting to get back.
wanting to get back to that comfort of being a child and things seem simpler, but even at
37, you get nostalgic, but I don't really get nostalgic for shit from when I was like 27.
I get nostalgic for shit from when I was like 17 still.
Sounds biased by your current age.
Okay, we got a scientist in the chat.
I'll let you know when I'm fucking 70 if I'm wrong.
Unless there's any 70 year olds in the chat, like we kind of got to go off of conjecture
here. Don't have any any other options really. Oh my god you motherfucker you.
You can be nostalgic for your child's age, too. I'll say this to sound like a crazy person.
I'm sure it could happen, but it hasn't happened yet. I'm very appreciative of the fact that my daughter's
to be honest. Maybe when she's like 16, I'll get hit by an old photo or something like that,
and I'll slip into CP atone. But I'm definitely at age five. I'm not like, oh, I wish
she was a baby. That kind of sucked, man. Kind of sucked ass. And like five is like a lot better.
still a lot of problems.
But like zero to two is fucked up.
You weren't doing anything, man.
When she's 16, you'll be in your late 40s.
Yeah, that's how numbers work as opposed.
If you add the same number to two different numbers,
they get that much number ahead of where
that used to be, uh, I mean, so we're not even talking about like, uh, you know,
multiplication.
This is just adding what are they teaching you over there in the UK?
That is true.
It's only if you don't die.
What are the odds of of the average 37 year old man dying within the next 10 years?
Somebody here's got to be an actuary.
And I'm not even fucking with you.
I want the real answer.
I would back at the napkin, I would think, obviously deaths are front loaded and backloaded.
More happen when you're younger and a lot more happen when you're older.
I would think for a 37 year old without any known pre-existing conditions that affect mortality
within the average 10 year period from 37 to 47, I mean you gotta be looking at realistically.
Well let's put it this way, let's put it this way.
If the average man lives to be 80,
which will say for the back of the napkin calculation,
then if you split it evenly,
there'll be a 1.25% chance of dying every year
because everybody who's lived will die.
But most of that is gonna happen right at the end
and then a little bit more is gonna happen
from like zero to 20.
37 to 47.
We think can you be talking about like,
0.15, here's what I'm going to say.
I think I have a 1.5% chance of dying in the next 10 years.
Enough to be, it's up there, but I'm not really afraid of that, because it's just going
to get worse.
Let me see here.
odds, what are the odds of a man dying between, let's just say, 35 and 45?
In the United, I'm sorry, this is Google AI, so it might not be worth anything.
In the U.S., a man's overall odds of dying between 35 and 45 are approximately 3.5%
That's higher than I thought, man.
Survive, oh, here we go, social security administration.gov, actuarial life table.
age, exact age 37, death probability for a man at 37.002.
Let me look at the footnote on this really quick.
Probability of dying within one year, 0.002.
And there's no way that's 2% because otherwise,
That pretty quick.
So what is 0.002?
It's 0.2, okay.
So there's a 1 in 500, and then 0.002 994.
So it's 0.3%.
Average lifespan.
Why does it say average lifespan?
40.31.
Oh, life expectancy 40.31 years from here.
Fuck, dad.
No, shot.
Give me the Canadian table.
What do you want to see? I don't want to see that anymore. Let me see the Canadian table please.
Canadian, Canadian, actuarial tables. Okay, one second. Life, here we go.
Statistics Canada. I'm even using the French Canadian version to be more based. Okay.
I'm in the 37 year old age group.
Life expectancy in years at 37, 46 more.
Bro, you shouldn't move
You have six years six years more of life just by crossing the border bro. You should move, man. That's crazy
Damn, I'm trying I mean six years
Yeah, I wouldn't move I wouldn't move on your 75th birthday
Oh shit
I'm an actuary. I just used a generic table that came out to about 1.2% chance to die between 37 and 47.
Thank you for saying that for two reasons. One feels better than three and a half. Two, I said one and a half.
And that shit said three and a half, which means I'm still smarter than the Google AI. Fuck you. Fuck you. You fucking robot.
I'm mug you. The Fermi estimates still mugs you. They can't teach a robot to do a Fermi estimate.
They can only teach you to scrape data.
They don't know how to cast this bell as men.
That's true.
The other thing is, if you are above the age of 76 in a man,
do not go to the United States because, I mean, you're one shot,
as soon as you get down there.
So there must be something in the air.
Must be the climate.
Once you're older than 76, you can't go back.
Oh, shit, it's a minute cryptic.
Locking. A original, big bad wolf is for most puffing and puffing creature.
Okay. A original feels like an indicator that tells you to take the first letter of some words.
BbW, all right, this must mean something.
Form, yes, foremost, also seems like you take the start of some neighboring fodder.
But I feel like the definition is either going to be a trick.
It's going to be like a original, like ancestor, or it's going to be huffing and puffing
creature, which to me would be like a dragon or something, but let's see, definition is
puffing or puffing creature, blow fish, and then,
When there's definitely BLOW, I got to see the explanation.
Like, this has L-O-O-W, obviously there's lots of bees in here, scroll down,
they explain it.
Yeah, but I don't watch YouTube videos, every text.
be plus wolf anagram plus is plus h original on this
fodder on this fodder rearranged this.
Bad. Okay. I got it. I got it. I got it. Original this is
fodder you take the B. Bad is a rearranging direction for
neighboring fodder, which is wolf. So you go be, then you rearrange wolf to make
wolf and then form most puffing and puffing, and now form is for most. Is is for most. So
you put is and then form most the first letter of neighboring fodder, which is
h. There you go. Low fish. ELOWFIS h. Low fish. Or you could just go to definition and then go.
Hmm, blowfish, often puff, I suppose.
Scroll down, pass the video.
I make the rules here.
Sorry to say, animal collective voice, blowfish.
Peace, boom, got bad.
I don't know why he's doing that accent.
Like a Joe dirt type accent.
A peace, boom, got a peace, boom, got found
in the dinosaur wing, man.
Oh, no.
That's how he sings it a little bit.
Yo, keep my goat A.V.
Tara, I'll show you damn mouth films about lonely people being lonely.
My favorite genre perfect days when lenders give me some more.
I just want it all.
It's lost in translation.
Okay.
I mean, what is this score on 3.8 on letterbox for lost in translation, man, can you
somebody look up, can you give a middle finger on Twitch, or is this going to get this
shit like band in Germany?
This is not a 3.8, it should be in the Forers.
Pissing me off.
Can you give it with thumb, too?
I love giving it with a thumb.
The thumb makes, especially if you put it on an angle,
like straight up is funny,
but like at an angle is like,
it's got some, it's got some aura to it.
Though movie with really bland characters,
it's okay, it is, I don't know if I would say it's racist,
had some racial humor. She was telling him, Mr. Bob Harris to lip her stockings. Okay?
I didn't write it. Sophia Coppola probably wrote it and I know she directed it, but that
she was also kind of funny. Okay? Equally boring and whining about spending time in
a different country. Boohoo, I have to use chopsticks. The shower head was lower than I expected
and I can only speak one language help. I knew it! I knew I was coming. If they put
me and Tokyo, I would be having the time of my life I would never even go to sleep.
I was been all day in the U.F.
Fulmishines in Akihabara, there would be my dream come true to see advertisements for Japanese
video games instead of American video games.
You don't know what it's like to learn!
I also had a really hard time getting into the romance when I found out actor was 17 during
production.
They're not in a relationship with each other, Mr. Bob Harris doesn't know his or he's
I can reach the end of his life, and especially the end of his popularity, and he's just
you're an infert, you're the gen. He's you're an infert, an invention. Now, was he trying to hit it
probably, probably is a perve, but they do not, they don't, that's not on the screen, that's
some text. They're not in a relationship together.
I'm going to cry if you don't stop yelling, it's a good movie.
It is a good movie though.
I will say though they do make it seem like whoa, you would, oh, how could Americans
possibly survive in Japan at such a foreign land like everything's in English and I don't
think that changed from like oh three to 2012 or whatever when I went like the first time.
It gets pretty it's still pretty easy to get around. They should make a lost in translation where
they dropped that dude in like, I don't know, in like the middle of Russia or something like that.
You would probably freak the fuck out. They are they dropped that dude in like, outside of Llan
batar, Mongolia, and then see, we'll see what Mr. Bob Harris is getting up to over there.
That she's probably all English to. Whatever. Put him somewhere. Put him somewhere.
Yeah, put him on the North Sentinel Island. Oh, shit.
Hmm, we're put them on the moon.
You could do that.
Anyway, that's the dose.
I still think it's a good movie, man.
Super long dolls.
Yeah, I'm really tired to be honest with you,
but I think we had fun regardless.
Give us today our daily bandel.
Mr. yesterday's ban, though, I wouldn't say I'd been missing a Bob.
2015 with 1.6 billion views.
This could be any song.
They're given 1 billion views to anything now, man.
You still only be reserved for true art like Gangnam style.
Seems like it should not be hard.
It seems that this is cake by the ocean.
Ah, wait, wait.
I have no idea. Give me some more.
Is this get lucky?
Oh, it's a cold place.
I don't know, I don't know which one it is, it's the cold place song.
Probably this one?
Well, nothing else is going to help me because I don't know how it goes.
I only know that part.
And for the dreams,
West of a lifespan,
West of a lifespan.
Adventure of a lifetime, we'll take that.
Yeah, I just don't know that one.
But I did have the New grocery stores.
And also, I watched the Super Bowl,
the year that they did, that Coldplay was there.
I think they might have played this.
S tier song, sure, whatever.
You can type whatever you like.
I'm 30 now, and I need a New Year's resolution.
What are your top five most cringe New Year's resolutions?
The only cringe New Year's resolution
is a resolution that tries to undermine
the spirit of your own personality.
Like I think you are fishing for something,
you're fishing for like it's bad to make goals.
Because if you don't succeed at the goal,
then you failed, and that's embarrassing,
because failing is embarrassing.
I don't see it that way.
I see it as like being aspirational is a very admirable thing.
I think it's a human trait to wanna better yourself.
What strikes me as being cringe
is if you're trying to turn yourself more into like a corporate robot who can maximize
like shareholder value, I want to dedicate myself more to my daily standards this year
and I want to code plunge so that I can be more focused at work.
I want to block out some time for meditating every single morning so that I can be a more
effective leader to my like little pod of programmers or something like that.
But I would find that kind of embarrassing, because I think that that's not about making
you a better person, it's simply about making you a better employee.
But that's true, Timothy Shalom, don't listen.
Timothy Shalom may do not listen, because I want you to keep getting better, because
you're doing great stuff.
And I respect that ambition.
I want to take more no-wipe shifts, honestly, I hope you'll kind of go for that.
I don't want to give you like too much information, but I have a fucking good morning
poop.
And I've had consistently good after noon poops for some time now, but I really think
that the oatmaxing, I don't want to give two ahead of myself, but it's making the morning
poops good, which is something that I thought I was past, especially after the summed up
can't pull back their arc. I thought that I thought that that might never come back.
But I imagine my surprise with this morning. I was like, oh my God, this is a good poop.
A good poop at 520 in the morning? It can happen, man.
Congrats. It low-key. I don't even... I don't take your congrats as artificial and I don't
don't receive it as if it's an insult or backhanded compliment. I see it as a genuine
congratulations. Because to be honest, like manufacturing a good bowel movement is kind
of witchcraft. Everybody's got a different ingredient. They want to throw into the stone soup.
You need more fiber, less fiber. Oh, as you've got to have celium husk, but not too much or you
get diarrhea, plus you need to throw the chia seeds in there. Oh, they don't forget about the
prebiotics and the probiotics, but it don't take so many probiotics that they outcompete
the prebiotics because you need the prebiotics to make the bacterial culture in your
gut-appropriate for the probiotics that take hold. So like it's kind of mercurial, if you will.
Literary, literally just eat pulses, raw and worried about pulse. You ready for this shit?
Okay, okay, resting hard rate 58, but that kind of pisses me off because yesterday I had a
I had a minimum of 48, I had a minimum of 48 and it happened after dinner.
Which seems quick, because shouldn't your post go up after dinner because you're excited?
So don't talk to me about pulses.
Anyway, I'm going to go to the bathroom and then we come back and play something else.
you
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Sorry, I got some water too.
I'm going to download and play my winter car.
Let's fucking do it, man.
And be legends.
94% positive reviews. Not good enough. Sorry. I'm changing plans, just kidding.
Um, continue to payment and through your pin below the exit family view, install contents.
No way, it's happening, man, it is happening.
By the way, don't take this their wrong way.
I always appreciate the game suggestions.
If I get one more game suggestion that has he played this yet, and then I go to the
theme page and the game is in out and it's just a demo and the game's release stage
just says coming soon with like a winky face I'm gonna crash the fuck out on you it's
pissing me off so much hey new game came out looks amazing oh it's a demo there's one
eighth of the items are in the game and you're gonna blow out all your dopamine for the game play
loop uh before the game even comes out and ruin your chance to actually enjoy it
That's, we've gone too far.
I feel like we've gone too far into the demo pipeline.
There were like, no demos and no demos sucked ass.
And then there were like demos came back and it was awesome.
Now there's actually too many demos.
And it's not in the same way that I think we need to make it a crime to make like a
cozy cafe simulator.
But I think we might benefit from just pull them back a little bit.
because now I get so excited because people are like,
oh, new game, amazing new game is coming out.
And then I'm like, is it a game or is it a demo?
Well, of course it's a fucking demo, man.
The game may never come out.
It may never exist.
My dual sense controllers are not supported by this game.
Fuck, man.
What resolution are monitors these days?
Are they 2560 by 1440?
Are they are in 1920 by 1440?
I got a big boy.
Graphics quality, should we have graphics quality shitty or graphics quality good?
Probably good. I think I'm Mr. New PC. I can handle this.
That seems good.
I love Finland.
You know who else loves Finland?
Swedish hockey fans who watch the world juniors this year.
I mean, come on, fellas.
Come on. What are we doing here?
That's me.
Whatever, man.
I mean, yeah, you're not wrong.
We did lose them. Check ya. So, what do you want me to say?
My winter car.
Chad, we're back and we're playing my winter car, but you're not going to see it for just a second,
because I'm looking at the volume mixer, and the game is a little bit louder than I would like to be in relation to my voice.
So now I think we're in a better position here and I can press this button and you can see my winter car.
What is my winter car? It's an immersive simulation about what it was like to live in Finland in 1999 in the winter time.
So you have to not, it's like my bazoo or landlord super, but it's cold outside. So if you go outside you die.
My good friend, Shibli, told me not to play with Permanent on, but Shibli isn't always
right.
Shibli isn't always right about everything.
So do you think that he's right or he's wrong about this?
He is right.
Okay, let's turn that off.
I can't change that.
I can't change that.
I will make my last name.
Let's say, well, maybe, I mean, think about this.
I'll probably make my last name,
Yokin' in, and of course, my first name,
Oli, just a little original name that I came up with.
And you know what?
Actually, give me a second here.
I'm going to Google and I'm going to Oli,
Yokin' in waffle,
and I'm grabbing this image right here,
save image as.
Where did they want it?
Images and replace mugshot.png.
Oh my, I'm having God.
Okay.
Oh, you're getting a awful Jesus Christ, man.
It just never ends.
You go, so I go to steam, library.
Now this is all too much for a guy like me.
I'm going to install files.
I'm browsing the game files.
I'm going to images and then I'm opening up a second tab
and the second tab is in the downloads folder.
And I'm copying, I'm renaming this to mugshot.
Thought JPEG and then I'm going back to make sure it's right.
Yes, that's right.
And then I'm copying this.
I'm putting my mouse on and it controls C.
I'm going back.
It's a PNG.
Are you, oh my god, it is a PNG.
Oh my god, oh my god, it is a PNG.
Are you, are you trawling me?
I'm open, I'm going to Adobe Photoshop 2025.
Going to Adobe Photoshop 2025.
Taking a second to reload.
I'm going to file new.
Saved, oh my god, it's,
you can just change the file extension.
There's no way that works, man.
there's no way that works.
It works.
I think I have the version of Windows though
that doesn't let you rename file extensions.
Properties mugshot.png.
Okay, can I tell you something?
Now I have mugshot.png and the file type says
that it's a JPEG.
I'm freaking out.
I'm freaking out.
I'm opening paint, I'm opening paint and I'm going...
I'm apparently paint can do this now.
File, open, downloads, mugshot, file, save as PNG, mugshot, dot PNG.
And then I'm going back to mugshot and I'm copying and I'm going back and I'm going back one more time and I'm pasting.
Now I'm pasting, replace the file in this destination.
Okay, guys, we did it.
Now you're going to tell me something, and I'm going to freak out, because I know what you're going to tell me.
You're going to tell me, you have to reboot the game.
You're going to tell me how to reboot the game to get it to instantiate the files.
Obviously,
You know what but isn't this like
This is meta right because it's one of those games we're doing everything is hard
So this makes sense
Everything should be hard in this game because it's
Because you're doing it the old fashioned way there you go
I was worth it for the bit
And of course tab tab browsing does not work you cannot use tab to move to the next index UI element
because they didn't have tab browsing like that built-in in in 1999. So of course not.
And we turned permit that off and we could start it. Okay.
Now loading here, 1999.
Kind of sick to wake up with no problem, I guess.
I don't know what I'm doing and you know what? I guess that's kind of what you have to figure out like on a daily basis in life too. So that's fine.
Can't open any of these, can't open any of these, can't interact with the bottles on the floor. Can't interact with that, but we want to save power probably.
We got some video tapes, stereos on standby, can we hit stop on that?
Can we do anything?
We can on off volume, we can open the damn CD tray, CD case, do anyone know how to open
a CD case in this game?
I can rotate, that's good to know, I'm sure we're going to have to rotate stuff at
some point.
Press F.
This is taking me back, man, and then, and then rotate it, stand by, maybe hit the play button,
you can scroll on it, you scroll down to make it go up, what a country.
I can't do it anymore by body temperatures getting too high. I'm probably undancing, dancing
against my will. Stop, okay. Bathroom, I'm assuming. Yes, sir. What is this? There is crouch.
bucket lid and but this is like a home still or our own alcohol. You can make your own alcohol in that. I've taken the lid and
compromise the batch
There you go. Okay
Yeah, I know we had a we had a carboy in our college house man. We made our own apple cider from Alan's apple juice
This is our power which I am assuming we have to pay the bill at some point. It's bathroom
I'm assuming this is kitchen and everything outside, I don't really know, but this,
I'm assuming this turns off all the power in the house.
Why is this still going up then?
Our phone is off the hook, bad sign.
No, our phone is on the hook, it's just not plugged into anything.
And yet it still works.
Okay?
Well, as I understand it, much like life, there's like no defined goals, but there is
like a scaffold for stuff you can do, like driving your car is fun, so you want to drive
your car more often.
And hygiene is happening as I understand it.
Well, here's one, I guess you do have goals in life, because you do kind of have meters
like this.
the eventually manage our hunger. Like that's that's the thing that's going to happen.
Otherwise, I don't know, man. So I'm living in six A, anything going on in five? It's
not my house, but it's not illegal to knock on your neighbor's door. Why do you temperature
just getting real low and if we're ever going to drive this obviously we've got
to scrape the window anybody know how you just click a lot you don't have a
The scraper, let me open the boot, to cold, I don't have a scraper.
Click and move your mouse a little bit, okay, scrape the window.
I must be fucking stupid, I must be fucking stupid, I have to
I have to go back into my house or I'm going to die, so my body temperature is now
I'm at hypothermia levels and I'm going to turn on my stereo again, but first I have
to turn on all the power in my house.
Buster raised my body heat.
Is there a credit card or something in the house?
Well, a credit card or like this,
I live in a city where it never snows.
I still have like a $5 Canadian tire ice scraper
in my car just in case, man.
I do have 2140 cash.
You're not wrong.
I just don't know what the hell I'm gonna,
how I can do something with it, man.
Stop opening your fridge bro, you're trying to cool down the whole neighborhood?
Code on ground next to phone.
You fucking genius.
You fucking liar.
Oh, winter cover all.
Winter jacket.
And on the song, those kind of crazy though.
How do I put up is cover all in jacket they're competing for the same equipment slot?
Cover all's more powerful.
In Finland they haven't heard of layering, that wasn't invented yet.
Okay guys, I think we got a second chance.
What time is it by the way?
Buck man, so this one's getting real low, it's already quarter after 10.
And since the 90s, are we doing the Marca Reina?
It's more, 1999 was heavy like ladden Grammys era.
Heavy, Ricky Martin, Mark Anthony, Shakira, no, whenever, wherever, I think that came
on like 2002 over here.
Can you well, I don't know about Finland specifically?
Okay, first step, get in the car, get in the vehicle,
close the door, turn on the car,
buy a big mission, turn the key.
It's fucking on, lads, it's fucking on.
And then,
Uh...
I'm gonna die. Window heater, hazards.
Lower on. I'm dying of hypothermia. I'm dying of hypothermia as you speak.
I'm dead. I'm shaking.
You know what you could do? You get out.
No, don't enter, right? Get out of the car.
Let... oh fucking close the door.
I've lost control of my body. Close the damn door!
Get back into your house and heat up by this cereal.
Huge.
I was getting warmer outside, but it's actually true.
The inside of a car is colder than the weather outside.
If the car has been sitting outside, I don't know how to describe it.
something to do with the seats. The seats retain the the coldness. Obviously that
changes, but something to do with thermal mass. I don't know anything about that to be honest
with you. I don't know anything about that. Now, now we might have a chance, bro. It wasn't
I think we're at a good temperature, though.
Okay, window heater is on, lower is on, all below is not on.
Window heater is on.
Just got to wait.
No, we don't. That's where you're wrong, buddy. Check this out. First off close this. They might really render like thermodynamics in this you never know.
Why can't I scrape? Why can't I scrape the window?
Two tall, I've never had that problem. I'm going to say that'll do. Damn, it's actually
working pretty well back here, it's kind of what it's like like going to school as a high school
senior in Ontario in the wintertime, it's a little bit like that, then this is fucking, you know what?
That's good to go now. The real thing is like I have no idea where to go no idea where to go
Do you close the damn door?
I'd like to enter driving mode, please
and I
See, about good ideas. Thank you for that. Well, now I'm fucked. Got the damn wipers on, bro. I'm going to blow out my motor.
How do I enter drive a F? F, probably. Right click. With that would literally enter is driving motor. Oh my god, they're trolling.
How do I, just D, press D. No, D steers the car. That makes sense.
One, what have I done now? G, G. I don't want to be a 5-0, I want to be a reverse.
H, H is punch, R, R is not G is G is G is as me in gear 5 now, B is down shift, okay,
now we're talking, now we're talking, talk and lads, okay, settle it up, R is shift up, nope,
Gee to shift up.
Let's fucking go.
Hang on y'all.
I got an idea.
None of the one with no name must be mine.
Give me out of driving mode.
There might be like a job offer in here or something.
Remove what?
Sorry, remove fucking what?
Yoke, oh, there is a mail.
What's your name?
When you're back in enter, driving mode, okay.
Here we go.
No need to speed it up, bro.
I mean, this is the thing I never understood in the TV show, friends.
Why are they, thank you?
Why are they so pissed off that they're always stuck in second gear?
You can still fucking get some shit done in second gear, bro.
You don't have to be in fifth gear the whole time.
Please, your hand break.
One second, y'all.
I guess yeah, this is a good point you probably want to be stopped first.
the right mouse button. The right mouse button. This changes everything, man. Yeah, I mean,
we got to go to PubNAP. How's our gas looking? Pretty bad, pretty not good. Are you
parking around rear if I had to guess.
Okay, just put her anywhere, man.
You think you could pass a driving test?
Yeah, yeah, I think so.
Obviously judging by what I see on the road every day,
like people worse than me are passing.
So I think I could make it.
I don't know if I could pass the ridden test though.
I don't know what half the signs mean.
Once I say it, you need to go,
you should be in park, please.
P? No.
I'm going to put yourself back into park.
I mean, you could leave it in neutral.
In a manual there's no park, is that fucking true?
You just leave it in neutral?
Whoops.
And this is streaming's not educational man,
neutral than the handbrake, the hand.
Nobody got time for that.
Am I crouched?
Let's up y'all.
I'm here.
I made it.
Hello, you came to drink a few beers or how is it hanging there?
When you look at the PSK, it just looks so soulless.
Clean tables and toilets is all they can bring.
I think it ruins everything.
Shaila Nimoch, Shadesh Kichep, Mooghtak Pearl, Rekka, Momsu, Rakbak, Nepakerek, Tameh, Tameh, Tameh, Tameh, Tameh, Loki,
This is how Bob Harris was feeling in Lost Entranslation, man.
These guys are playing Spin the Bottle, which is actually fine.
I guess I'll have a...
I got a coffee.
I'd like to drink it.
He's done it.
Damn, my stress went way down.
Empty cup.
Now what I'm thinking is this is that kind of game.
Maybe it would be who of us to steal the cup.
No, do not remove cover all, man.
Apparently it's garbage.
Apparently, there's no way I could bring this home and inflict it on Facebook Marketplace.
I don't plan to the appeal here is also like getting a job.
perhaps this gentleman's
But the fuck is the problem bar? Well, you never had that like IRL
Never been in a situation where you're like some does bother me, but I don't know what?
You've never been in a situation where we heave and I'm big
Well, it's in the accomplished.
We have figured out how to get a cup of coffee, which actually seems like, I mean,
that's pretty important.
One of the first things you start to figure out when you move to a new place, fucking
knock it off at that shit man.
You're fucking pissing me off.
I can't reach the wipers on account of the damn steering wheel, bro.
Don't do this to me. Okay, and then you go all the way down, and then, oops.
I think in the next step, you guys know this little life pro tip, if you take a peak
at the gas gauge, you can tell what odds on the other fucking side.
The side that the nozzle is on tells you the side that the gas cap is on in your car
You know that shit little life-protein for you, unfortunately, this is going to cost us a lot of time here because I think I got to go
In reverse
And then break and then
forwards
Oh my god, there's no display on the side.
You can't use the pumps on this side, bro.
So we get better at driving in reverse.
Millennials do love life hacks.
You'd love life hacks too, if you lived through six once in a lifetime recessions, okay?
I'm also noticing that they don't appear to have nozzles.
I think we want 98, not diesel, but you know what?
Let's look in, let's try this shit out.
First off, pump the keys for God's sake.
Put me in neutral, which is B.
turn the car off, the saved gas, get out of the car, which means you exit driving mode.
Okay?
The nozzle doesn't work.
Because there's no fucking hose attached to him, man.
There's no fucking hose attached to him.
God dammit.
you need to pay first. I don't think that's true. I don't we we looked at everything on the list. We looked at everything on the menu. There was no gas.
Right, right, maybe it's an EV.
And through, we're getting really good at this part at least.
It's not a great traction. I'll stop you right there, not great traction. Your door is open.
That explains the fucked up arrow dynamics we got right here. Hang on, gear down.
This is how they slept in food bar, too.
Okay, door reverse this is a damn gas station right here.
Did it did that say breaking windshield?
You can only hope I'll never have a bluest for that.
And then, the fuck is this, man.
I don't know what the fuck I'm doing.
You're right, my problem meter is getting way up there.
Some of my dad feels when he sees a QR code menu.
Fuck is this, man.
You actually have nozzles, okay.
Jesus Christ.
QR code menus a plague. I mean, I like a paper menu, but like it's not any that big of a deal, right?
What the hell is that down there? It's this, oh, it's a pedal. It was like a snow ball.
Oh, shit.
Enter driving mode. First gear.
And break off.
Turn the car on. Turn the car on helps.
I'm in neutral and then do a big loop, a big loop will help you.
If you are a code menu is fine but I want an actual person to come and take my order.
Okay, you're not crazy for that one and I got to do two loops.
You're not crazy for that one.
I hate the, I thought, when I was more
averse to speaking to people
and got annoyed by trivial shit like,
oh, I need to pay my bill,
but I don't wanna hold up my hand and say excuse me,
can I have my bill please?
I thought it would be awesome
to just be able to pay your bill
via your phone and then leave,
but it actually sucks to use a phone camera
camera to scan a QR code, go onto the menu on your phone and then also pay via the QR code
on your phone and like never speak to another human being in the entire restaurant but still
the ask for a tip. That is crazy. And then to get more spam emails, you're absolutely right.
Like bro, I don't need to be on the HMS host mailing list. I only come here when I met the
damn airport. I don't care if you got new menu options. I ain't flying!
I bet you all. You put it in neutral. You get out. You close the door.
Close the door. You... I don't know what our car uses. I'm gonna assume it uses
98. I guess you know what? This is insane, but now just get it in real quick. Maybe
it's an instruction manual. Excuse me, excuse me. Pick nozzle. You troll in me. Pick nozzle. I'm
picking, I'm picking the nozzle, I'm trying to pick the nozzle.
In Finland, you have to pay first, low trust society, slow-ass automatic doors, wait
job job!
For sale, chorus rivet, only a little rust.
Okay, I can't do it.
This may be this is a job.
Easy money, becoming advert, mailer, at PeriRV region, driver's license recommended,
Call us at 08 2 3 1 2 0 6 1 second y'all.
Crazy as phone number for a guy like me too.
Notes app.
Not on bustling out the last year's notebook for this.
advert, mail, job, oh, eights, two, three, one, two, oh, six, there you go, 1999, you
got to remember that ship, that's true. But the other thing is this is 1999, so
there's probably not like 200 applications for this, so there is that. You know what,
I'm getting a little bit hungry.
Anybody here finished that could tell me if like,
am I getting ripped off of a pay 65 for a low-he-ketto?
Holy shit, you are sweating.
They're ignoring me, bro.
Hello?
It's a fucking circular watch man.
God damn.
Holy cow.
I'll take the same in soup, please.
That's it, that's all.
I know how to do this, but that on your table, I do think removing cover-all does make sense to me.
And then hopefully they don't like knock me out for being naked or whatever.
And then, slum machine, oh!
Slum machine with the prime minister on it, holy cow!
You're the post office dude. I feel like I'm learning a lot. It really is like moving to a new city
My problem meter is fucking crazy though
Anyone know what this should does? I guess you probably got it
There you go. How much money does it cost?
Fucking load it up dude.
I can spare 50, I can spare 50 for this of course, and then fucking send it man,
panels.
What the fuck?
And then spin the reels.
Let's look five, okay?
Relax, I'm just doing it until my food comes out anyway that literally should be like a billion points
Oh, cute
You can hold a symbol
How I'm assuming it's one of these but oh
What what what am I looking for here?
Okay, we'll just chill. Maybe I do have to release him from his duty. I guess not
Red holes
I guess I'd love to hold coins that makes sense to me then spin it up
Oh shit
Oh, but you can't you can't hold two times?
I thought I figured out how to do it. Oh my god
You can only hold the once ever.
Your problem meters going insane.
I literally don't even know how it fixed that, so I'm not sweating there.
Your problem goes down when you drink beer.
This is an Northern Europe.
There's no shot you don't have beer for sale.
Maybe in the market?
Cash in, bro.
It really need a ship prey.
Wait, I came out ahead, didn't I?
Energy drink.
This looks like a king of retail, man.
Sugar, yeast.
Okay, I have a feeling I know where they're going with this one.
The big box.
The big box of beer.
I'd like to pay for my beer, please.
The whole place is cash register is bad.
Let me eat this real quick.
That looks good as fuck, I'm not even going to lie to you.
I have a beer in my pocket, don't take your sweet fucking time, by the way, okay, here you go, literally like 5% of my net worth.
You got to wait 10 minutes for it to hit the system. Everybody knows that. Okay
I'd like to place my cover rolls on
Fucking bro I can't I can't pick anything up
Winter winter cover rolls. Put them on. Oh
God I drank a second beer by accident
You're right, I should have drank it on an empty stomach. Okay, he needs to get a buzz now. We know that's important information
And then you put it down obviously, you know, we I mean we bought a lot of beer
Guys am I missing something
That's huge, okay. Now we know what we're doing. I feel like now we can live life.
We can eat. If we just get a job, we can eat, drink and be merry. Which is huge.
And then what was the other thing? Oh, we're gambling. Now, gas. You pay for it at the gas
terminal. The gas terminal, of course, would be. It looks like maybe this is Key
No, this is a lottery. I don't know how to read that. I wouldn't even know if I won.
It's a terminal next to the gas. As this should be open the whole fucking time, God damn it.
That's a garbage can, that's-
What do you mean the other's not going to freak out?
Oh, the other and the other, and this, oh my god, Finland, you got to saw your fucking
shit out, bro.
This is like a Don Norman nightmare.
Why the fuck are all the elements of the system that you need to interact with on different
faces of the fucking implements?
The finished translation of the design of everyday things had not been
out yet, man.
Now, I'm inserting my credit card.
It's literally still like this.
I'm going to license 200 of these.
I'm going to say that that means we can get gas now, wrong bitch, and through your
pin. I was about to enter my real pin, which is really fucking funny. I don't know, man,
I just just go like one, one, one, one, green. I'm going to guess if that says wrong pin.
It says authorizing, this is like, thank you, take card, I'll ask if that's a big one, that's important, I'll do pump two.
We have two minutes of free gas.
Ah, cue.
Ah, fuck you, man.
Make it me do all this shit.
Don't screw the fucking thing by hand.
Unscrew the cap!
It shouldn't be this slow, it's scroll, we all okay, scroll.
Now I lost the cap in the dam, snowbank, oh my god, no you wouldn't.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Yeah, we don't fucking lose it.
Yeah, 200's fine.
At the green.
Oh, fence or brave.
Thank you for the gift and subscriptions.
By the way, thank you for the gift and subscriptions.
Much appreciated.
There's a struggle here.
This doesn't even feel like hell, stinky man.
I guarantee we're in Tompare right now.
Pissed me to fuck off. It's pump two dumbass pump one doesn't even work
Is there all looking
Double click locks it in
You fucking liar?
Have you pumped gas in your life?
Yeah, bro, I'd pumped gas in my life.
There's actually easier than ever to pump gas, because all you fucking do is you hit the little thing on the nozzle that lets it pump itself.
That's it pump itself and then you just take out your following and start scrolling.
Well, I guess that's as much as I'm authorized for, then you want to scroll this
bad boy back on, one of the gas falls out, I suppose.
I want to close this up and I mean I hate to say it man but obviously we need another
one of these.
In fact we might need several of these.
I should have been pretty well for day one though.
didn't freeze the death which is pretty nice and we got a fucking lead on a job offer
bro pretty productive now I feel excuse me if we're probably gonna need another one
of these. Thank you. You're tilting in the shop. Nothing they never seen before I'm
sure. Didn't freeze. God gas got fluid and dealt with problem. See that's the
spirit. That's a pretty damn good day man. Any day you ain't moving backwards is a pretty
good day. I mean I guess financially I did spend like I don't know maybe 15% of all the
money I have, but spiritually, you know, any landing you can walk away from, I let the
fucking door open, and I don't even know where my house is, so just give me a second
here. Damn it's cold as fucking here.
Here I back y'all. We want more try.
You're flooding the engine. I don't know what a German manual.
You got to choke the car on the left side.
freaky ass car. Let me come in here so I don't die. I mean I've heard of not
being able to finish them as you get choked but not being able to start as
a new one. Why am I getting colder? Why am I getting colder inside of the
fucking in this hot place. And I've been here so long, I'm going to need another meal soon.
It's the air conditioner. It's a bug. Pull me in the fryer, bro.
It's cold as fuck outside.
When you move around, you heat up more. That's actually great peck. That's true. I could
just live here. I don't know if there's a bed for me to press F on, but to buy some food,
not may never be hungry again to be honest. Okay. Get in, get in the fucking car. Close
a door, but for real, enter driving mode, choke the engine. I don't know what I'm doing
with that. Let's be honest. Hopefully that does it. Maybe push it in a little. Give
with some gas, your battery's dead, your battery's dead.
Or is it mother fucker, or is it?
immediately get extra driving mode, lower, okay, we can make it.
That's shit.
Card died again.
Card died because of the choke.
That's a WCS right there.
That's worst case scenario.
I don't care if I am cold. Let's get the fuck out of here.
Lights, please? Close the damn door!
Oh my god. Oh my god.
we're so fucking free oh my god I did fucking turn off again push that shit in all
the way oh my god I forgot oh my god
accelerate accelerate and pushing the choke. Oh my god it turned off again. I was giving a guess. I was
fucking giving a guess. Let's start her up and start her up in two. You flooded it, just give it a second.
I don't have a second man. We have happened in nine serious problem.
There we fucking go last there we fucking go
She didn't steer into well. Oh
Fuck
Lights.
Fuck you.
Because your car is frozen solid.
I think it's just I had three of the years, bro.
It turned off again.
Now we're talking, oh shit.
And then, here we fucking go, here we fucking go, here we fucking go, did it turn off
again?
Or is it just low traction?
Okay, now the one thing I do have in this game is a good sense of direction.
I'm telling you, we fucking came from this way.
We are 100% came from this way.
So it should be all we have to do is retrace our steps.
No way.
You take it and lynch you in the ass.
I can set up here.
Okay, we've come too far this way.
Obviously we did not come from this way.
So what we're going to do is execute.
Let's call the J-turn.
I'm assuming works the same way and, oh fuck.
In a manner of speaking, this is still a J-turn.
Get some speed.
Okay.
This is the way I wanted to go anyway.
As long as there's a road over here.
All right, I think we're going to start a new game.
I think we're going to start a new game with the knowledge I've learned from this game
so far. We'll still be all the Okanin and we'll have permit that off and we'll begin the game.
Did you play my summer card? No, but I watched it. I'll play my winter card. A little bit.
But she really doesn't let's play, so I have no idea what any of the buttons are.
There's the phone number roll over. Listen, we're not meta-gaming. I am driving to the gas station
to get the phone number to prove that I have the phone number. Step one, turn the power
off in your house. Step two, apply cover all. Some are calling it the hardest step.
Use the phone to call it. I don't know the phone number. Me, only Okanin does not know
the phone number. So how could he call? He doesn't know anybody's phone number yet.
I would like to go put the key in the ignition. That's huge. And then I would like you to turn
turn on the window heater and the blower and honestly that seems fine.
We'll get on a scrape while we wait.
Come on man.
Come on, come on!
You need the scraper with the brush.
I need a comb of brush and a bolt full of mosh, bro.
It says scraper window, but it ain't scraping.
For a bunch of hot water on it, you're not a real Canadian.
You must be from someplace warmer like Minnesota.
Take a shit of the cracker windshield, bro.
You have to click and drag, but if your cursor goes off, it stops.
This is the first thing in video game history that's easier to do in real life than in a video game.
Keeping your windshield is annoying and it's cold, but it's not this hard.
Get a fucking clue.
Get...
Get a fucking clue.
Alright, I know how to drive this beast now.
This is very drivable. I'd like to enter driving mode, put it in reverse.
get the damn brakes take the hand brake off probably first use your wipers that's a
great way to lose your wipers bro be like me no shop kind of would like to see the rest of
the can't turn the car and only turn the car like this, okay, okay now we're getting
somewhere. It's saying so bad. And then my advice for my winter car, ignore the pub, at
least to start with, oh shit. That way was the pub. Don't hawk in me.
the
row actually said what the hell
I can't believe it
pop okay this was the right way
this was the right way
and is window heater fucking sucks ass
It's the back window.
All right, it's actually not that bad then.
I take back what I said.
Use the damn entrance, man.
That'll do.
All right, just leave her anywhere, turn that shit off, put the hand break on, doesn't
matter if you're in first gear, the key's not in it, it won't move.
out the car, close the door, I'm going to take a second to scrape this damn window, man.
I'm clicking and dragging, and they're telling me to fuck myself.
Oh my god.
It's not drag, it's click and click.
Click and click.
I'm freaking the fuck out.
I'm freaking out.
Please!
Oh my God, it's working.
Aim at the corner, spam click.
Chibli, gibli, they don't let you scrape the window.
I'm on day two, but I'm on day two, I'm on day one the second time.
But I figured, I gotta lead.
I gotta lead on how I'm gonna live my life in Tom Pair.
All right, that's fucking sick right there.
step. I know what we need, man. That made a fucking. Are you going to get sober? Yeah,
but my dude is like chemically dependent right now. So I think I might need to get
him on that taper first. So if you'll excuse me, damn, it must be earlier in the day.
People are actually like at their positions doing their fucking job. Okay.
Okay, you come in through here.
Drop it down, hold on the trunk.
You have to hold the trunk to open it.
That's not a toggle.
And you know what?
Fucking one to the road, boys.
I should anywhere.
Put that down.
It's nice to do all this shit in the light of day.
Put your credit card in, good day to you as well.
$200 of gasoline, please.
Authorizing.
Oh my god, that's fucking Wi-Fi, bro.
in your green. Oh, it was still authorizing. Jesus Christ. Oh my, oh fucking chill, pump to.
And oh, no, no, no, no, no, open it, open it, open it, open it, open it, open it, open the thing.
I do know I'm freezing to death.
I almost put my real pin into.
It's so crazy.
I'll be able to this way.
There's never been a time in my life where I've ever seen a prompt
and they're pin and had to enter anything but the real pin.
It's more natural to enter your real pin that I put in a fake one.
Cash is 1991, but my fit is 1999.
Pretty enough, drop the nozzle.
Definitely put the gas cap back on.
Head back inside the warm-up a little bit.
Okay, huge, huge.
Then we people the phone number for role-playing purposes.
Same phone number.
Two, three, one, two, six.
Okay, huge.
That's huge for a guy like me.
And honestly, we're fucking chillin, right?
You know what we're going back to the house anyway. It does seem like it would be smart to have some fucking food in the house
Maybe some shit that's like shelf stable because I keep turning off all the power
No, they have chips. Okay, I can live with that
I'm buying the whole fucking business liquorish
Okay, that's kind of sick. Honestly, that's kind of awesome.
You who?
Take forever, man.
Is it Jesse Pinkbink diet?
I gotta know what happens if you start.
Imagine when you steal it, that's where you start to use this button.
Oh, and a, oh, listen, Gen Z, don't listen, getting a plastic bag.
We didn't know how fucking good we had it.
I'm not saying we should bring them back.
I'm not an idiot, but like bags with handles that don't rip the second you try to
pick up your groceries.
You need like eight paper bags to mimic what one plastic bag could fucking do for
you, man.
It was a golden age and we didn't fucking know.
Just get a reusable bag.
They should just give you one of the fucking store, man.
What the fuck is this, oh, you can eat burger bun?
She would save me, man.
Okay, well, I know what next step, oh, I'm sweating.
Sorry, sorry, next step, go home and call that number
and get the job delivering advertisements.
Holy shit, it fucking started.
Didn't have the parking break on the whole time.
We got lucky, lads.
My dust funk.
Am I dying?
My little stalker.
Oh, it's just because I'm too damn sweaty.
But do you know what you do to open a window?
I've dealt with this before in the car.
It comes with a window right away.
Do it after.
Let a little bit of the moisture out.
Body temps getting a little low.
Let's keep that up at the top.
The
box.
Hahaha.
Lower's not on.
It literally was on.
It literally was on by the way literally was on or is that the blower should not be on
This is making me too sweaty. Yeah, it's okay, but I'm just but I'm talking cold. I'm talking cold though
How are you sweaty and cold bro? You ready for this shit? They have an Olympics in the fucking winner now
Now I could just drive like that.
Windows, the display will open.
Are you fucking trolling me, bro, what kind of car is this?
I'm like 50 rotations.
Okay, we ball enter driving mode.
Help me on your chat, I might need some directions.
Oh, I'm not the fuck it.
I can't even reach the door.
There you go.
is exposed.
Spaper damn windshield. It's not ice, bro, it's steam.
Maybe it's ice.
We're dying, we're not gonna die, bro.
We're not gonna die.
Why isn't so much easier to see in the car
than it is to see out of the car?
That doesn't even make any fucking thermodynamic sense.
I still, I'd get with the problems fixed,
and I don't know what we did to fucking fix it.
Oh my God, in the car turned off.
Open the door, let the steam out.
I couldn't even move, I couldn't even move.
Now how the fuck did we get here?
Must have been down this long and mold some rose.
The fuck was that?
somebody hit me man
great thanks a lot man you're beer
beer and food fell
fucker
Life is fucking hard man.
And I'm freezing you, Daphne, I'm, oh Jesus Christ, put the air, put the fucking
ham break on, bitch!
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
And they literally like do not give a fuck, huh?
It'll just drive it full speed down the road anyway, that's true. The beard isn't taste as good after it's been frozen
Case to damn watery chips might be all right though. I've never tried never tried the frozen chips
Yeah, yeah, I fucking kill me. I guess for trying to eat. Yeah, okay, run me over run me over with a bus and fucking kill me
Run me over with a bus and kill me for trying to get my chips out of the middle
You can't do a hidden rod and driving a public bus man that doesn't make any sense.
Saving.
Okay, here's the thing. You're going to say it's not permadets, so there's no reason to restart.
But the thing is, like, I hadn't accomplished anything. So I think I might as well restart, man.
I don't think there's any reason I shouldn't restart.
Chimney, this game is gasped by the way.
You are absolutely right.
I know you were the first person to ever play it.
Just do permit that.
It'll happen, man.
It'll happen.
But first, I got to figure out how to do anything.
Oh wait, wait, hang on.
Oh fuck.
There we go.
And then, how strange it is to do anything at all.
Ain't that the truth, man.
This door is going to piss me the fuck off.
You are not a Tesla Model 3, okay?
The door should not be that hard.
I was alive in 1999.
The doors were not hard to open.
They didn't slice your finger off, okay?
And the blower, please?
Now we're talking, that's going to be a warmest fuck.
It's minus 40 Celsius.
I'm not even trying to big dog you, like I've lived through that.
The door still works.
Nothing else on the car or in your body works, but the door still works.
You blow, I'll be the fingering.
Yes, David Posting.
Chibli, in two, this is such a fucking good idea.
Chibli, who's the other Michael Fasbender,
Alien, and Alien Covenant?
Let's do in 2026, let's cultivate a vibe.
I'll be David and you'll be the other one.
Walter, I want to say his name's Walter.
I don't know how the fuck I remember that.
I'm 100% sure it's Walter.
You be Walter.
Ah fuck, that means I'm the one doing the blowing.
Shit.
Maybe you should be wounded.
David.
through light now, fuck.
This is the meta, corner meta.
then. Like we actually learned a lot. We learned corner meta. We learned that
if you're too sweaty, open the corridor until the windshield defogs. No end end.
Okay, that's fucking good. I mean, this is a new PB. We don't really need the other
After half of the back window anyway, Min Maxors ruin this shit, Buddy, I'm just trying
to eat some fucking chips, okay?
Enter driving mode, put the handbrake down, that's big, put her in reverse button, then
and send it. Don't crash into the utility pole lad.
Try to drive in the tire tracks that already exist. You exist in the tire tracks of all that came before you.
You did not fall out of a potato chip tree. The car doesn't steer. The car does not steer.
That's what I'm still working on. Still not 100% sure why I can't get the car to steer.
Because it's slippery, I guess that's the probably, I should leave some throttle so
that when I change direction I can still still have some impact.
Return to the left here to go past the pub.
Rearview mirror does not work, which is only for a fucking little break now.
the pub. Might have all season found. That's true, but this isn't even like that
back for Finland, it's only minus 30 in Blizzard conditions. And then take the actual
road in, holy shit, it's fucking happening.
It is fucking happening, most of you driving is done by a hearing anyway, so, and then
fucking just sat or down, anywhere, oh, oh, in a diagonal parking spot, no less.
Damn, that was kind of sick.
What was that beast up?
All right, man.
That is a new keybie.
Next thing you do without a doubt.
with the phone numbers so that my character has it.
Case of beer, six bags of potato chips, eight bags of potato chips.
My whole fucking class of ice bag is eating!
This could change everything, man.
You're sweating up a storm dog?
That's true.
That's true.
I got to take up the cover-alls of it.
Give me a chance.
Okay.
Thank you so much.
Fuck you.
Okay, load that shit up by the door.
That's it.
It's an, it's an emcee, but the same thing that it must put it that way.
I mean, if we're going to fucking be here anyway, sweating it up, we might as well crack one.
Okay, so I'm by already spiking right now, man, I had to be Arbeta f***ing
Leopoldot and Muzzi is good as f*** too.
I'm not even knocking them, wine and light and a macky pattern macky pattern macky
I love cream-based fish soup, man. I'm not just saying that because it sounds funny.
Best part of being in Norway, soups that were like an off-white with a bunch of fucking fish in them.
That's what it's all about.
right there please okay now I've got some shit to do don't talk to me
you ever think about like this is what it's like to be like four years old
in real life
you don't know how to do anything you gotta ask how to do everything and you're like
You just grab it, you just grab it, man.
Don't remove coveralls, pick up the fucking beer.
Apparently the meta is that this goes in the passenger seat.
I was almost, I was almost the disaster, I dropped it in the damn snow bag.
There's the meta-iron.
Damn, I don't need a fridge, I can just buy food and keep it outside because it's
is 30. Why am I buying chips? Bro, I should be buying meats.
Sam and takes a long fucking time. I didn't close the damn door.
You ever get your car cotton snow or anything?
No, I fished tailed once, leaving my high school with my mom.
She was in the middle of saying something like there's snow on the ground, so I'd take
her easy.
I just fucking gunned it and fished tail a little bit, but I recovered, she was mad though.
Was open the whole time fantastic.
Oh my god, I closed it right on the first try.
Back, paid rent, must be a fucking Wednesday. I guess it's a Thursday for you.
Wait, I'm fucking learning, bro. Look at this. Remove the cover also. You don't get too sweaty.
That is huge though, surely.
Yeah, that's right. Walk away.
You got a cross to put on your jacket.
As you found the punching key, this one?
Yeah, I use it instead of gear up all the time.
Um, okay, where it's sweats not too bad. Problems a little high, but we'll just drink one on the fucking road, lads.
Huge. Enter driving. No. Ignition. Turn it on.
Fuck it. I got enough gas.
You still have to take a gas just to warm in the car up two times to go.
Enter driving mode.
Straight shot out the back.
Might have clipped you a little bit, apologize for that one.
And then just do the opposite of what we did before.
Yeah, you don't get T-bone that is intersection.
Which means you're going to use the stop sign as a stop sign.
You're going to look both ways and you're going to fucking gear up and get through it,
you
you
that felt that felt like my heart rate spike like fucking crazy when I did that
felt like that that to me is mastery
parking break oh yeah
shit I never put it on
lucky
This is not our house.
Our house is the next right.
I hope I don't remember seeing that though.
Oh, oh, cute, fucking genius!
I think...
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
And then you got to plug this beast back up into the engine block.
Engine block heater, I should say.
Probably this one with the cord coming out of it.
That's a huge fucking milestone, bro.
Neutral, maximum hand break, far off, it's off, it's off, it's off, it doesn't sound off.
There we go.
There we go.
Thank you.
Not a f**ker.
There's the blowers on, what up it?
There we go.
Sick, dude.
Close it nicely.
It's not plugged into the engine block.
I think you're right.
I think I got a back of this piece, stop on fortunately.
Let's get this shit inside first.
No, no matter what, this is a new PB.
Fuck am I
You can push the car too
Why am I taking the beer inside bro?
No
Put the jacket back on
Oh, it's true it might freeze!
Can you just pick up the fucking beard?
Open the door. Grab the groceries. Grab the fucking groceries, holy!
I need David Goggins for this game.
You tall mother fucker.
Can't figure out how to close your car door because you're too fucking tall.
Is that it?
And then remove cover else.
Holy shit, we fucking did it.
I think we fucking did it.
And now we're in the comfort of our own house, time?
There's only 12-15.
Great.
Good, I just ate all my chips, spamming the F button, fantastic.
now we have been in serious problems so I got a drink of fucking beer.
Case is already like a half empty bro.
Fuck it give me one more.
And then I got to go plug in my fucking car.
And I got to make a phone call today that she never ends.
So the plug in my fucking car.
I have to go pull my fucking cover holes on again.
How does one push the car? Did I just do it?
Say you're doing a real life.
Jay?
Right.
There's actually really a helpful thank you, because I'm fucking drunk.
I want to grab this, or you crouch, that's right.
I don't want to remove my fucking, oh wait, I did I do it.
Where does this shit go? I oh my god, what have I done? I'll be honest. I have no idea what to do with this
The plug rate in front of you sting right here
Damn we fucking did it. This is actually the greatest day of my life
If we can get a job today, like nothing could possibly go wrong and take your fucking shit off,
oldie.
Okay.
I mean, I think we got to take a shit to save the game, okay, that's a smart idea, that's smart.
I don't want to quit them in you though.
I just want to save.
safe. Is there a way to save without quitting the menu? I also want to dial up the number
here a little bit. Give me a sec. You have to quit, but you can just rejoin. You have
to use the numpad, okay.
He's still talking?
Oh my god, I don't believe you.
Can you say yes?
Jesus Christ man.
All right, so I don't know at all what we're doing.
I'm assuming, yeah, okay, that's big, that's a big one.
You got the job, you can look at your map and it'll tell you you got the job.
You can hold P to make a go faster, that's really funny.
That's really good.
Alright, here let's save and quit the menu so that we can actually come right back into
the game.
Holy cow.
This is a scary amount of time to fucking save for a game in 2026, but...
This is a crazy PB though.
That's true it is from 1999.
I thought that would be the matte button to be honest.
I mean the next step grab this little beast right here.
Oh listen you can't open your cabinets so I'm not putting my food away.
I guess I can put my chips in the fridge because like it's not even on just to get
them out of the way, a little bit.
Fridge without any electricity is just kind of like a pantry, fancy pantry, really.
They're not going to be soggy, bro.
It's not cold.
There's no electricity.
The fridge is not like an artifact that just makes things cold.
You got to plug it in!
I had a lead one here.
That way of company comes over there like, oh fuck, crushed up here.
Let me just be straight here.
I can't read that.
can't read that at all. Let's just start with, you know what? I know my worth, okay? I'm
not a 970 sort of guy. That's for sale. This is for sale. I need something that's like, I need
a job. Oh my god, English newspaper. Your Raj cleaning part sale, I'm not interested
sheep. This is all just stuff for sale. It says,
Marketti, man, I don't want my kitty. I want, I want jobs.
What, why is this, I thought this was a classified magazine?
You got a job? Having those, I'm fucking miserable now, bro.
Also, I don't know how to get rid of this shit on the screen.
You need to get employee at the mother, fucker.
Escape?
I thought that she was going to quit the menu.
I'm not even lying to you.
I mean, if I had to guess, and I do, I feel like we live here.
I feel like this is our house, and then we come out and we go, this is like, this is, no,
I have no idea.
absolutely no idea. That's where you lived last game. More you know, bro. I think the
Beer on the side.
Line blind, I had a few.
Oh, there it is on the floor.
River I left it.
All right, well, what fucking time is your bro?
250 p.m.
I think going on in a damn mailbox.
It's getting dark, yeah, it's getting dark at least.
Bucket, nobody loves me.
What is in your fridge at power?
I turned off all the electricity so I'd have more money for beer.
I
I put the main breaker like a middle-aged mom going to sleep who doesn't want the house to burn down overnight.
I don't know, man.
Let's fuck.
Is this my bedroom?
Certainly looks like it.
I guess.
So let's go to sleep.
Okay, so I've, oh, is it midnight or is it, I don't have any electricity?
I'm losing light switch.
Hey yo!
That's PB right there.
Oh, bro.
That's actually not as, oh my god.
First time I thought I fell off the world.
Are you telling me it's bugging 806PM?
again.
I slept for five hours.
That's fucking horrible man.
What am I going to do at night?
I don't have it up here for this man.
What am I going to do at night time?
The liver adds. I don't think I start till tomorrow, man.
You guys got anything going on?
Probably just going to sleep. This is the kind of sleep you have when you're jet lag, man.
I had F to try to make my fucking flashlight work, too. That's so funny.
Sad life.
Now, I know how stupid this question is because I know what kind of game this is, but
there's no fast travel.
Here, like, there's no, like, sit on a bench and the hours go by a lot faster.
No, of course not.
Come on, man.
Don't ask this shit.
Okay, well, start with that, not one problem out, right off the bat.
Fuck, bro, I don't know.
Turn on the TV, I guess. Yeah.
Oh, I got the power. Well, if I could figure it out, let's get opportunity to learn something at least.
TV remote control. That's where it goes, by the way. I don't want to, if possible, I don't
want to go outside because I'm worried that I am going to never find my way home
if I drive out in Finland in the winter at night time.
I don't think I'll ever see my house again.
What I could do is fucking call 9386-9256-8 and just see what the fuck that even is, man.
Just fucking figure it out.
I'm writing it down on my address book.
I mean, I wrote a seven instead. How about that?
938, 69, 2, 5, 6, 8. All right.
I am treating it like blue prints, but I'm also treat- because blue prints is like
life. Sometimes you've got to write some shit down, man.
I guess the other thing I could if I can do is just pick this beast up and bring it over, but
Take up the phone, I know you ain't got shit to do.
I got to find my damn firmness test to fucking hide in my house, man, losing me money.
Got it.
Got it. Yeah, I'm fucking found it.
I can't believe it.
I mean, that might be too cold, but we'll fucking see, man.
We'll fucking deal with that when it comes.
Grab one of these real quick.
I got to get some tables, man.
So I don't have to crouch to drink a beer.
You know what we should do, Rose?
Should fucking set this beast right here?
Type a shit you do when you accidentally wake up at like nine o'clock at night.
And that's pretty fucking good.
How do I change the minute, still?
Maybe, maybe H, maybe G, maybe B?
All it is is an alarm.
All right.
Kind of just like jump up and down to get my fatigue higher so that I can then go to sleep.
Watching TV makes time pass a little faster.
Not that type of shit I'll be watching.
The remote doesn't work. The remote doesn't work.
The remote doesn't work.
I put the remote on the table, it doesn't work anymore.
You do push-ups, if you super crouch in Press J, I can't seem to do a man.
a man. Two will mode, press one. What have I done? Because I was in two will mode.
Guys, I don't know. How did I even turn this on? I'm pointing it at the TV. Oh,
threat press R for remote. That's a good idea. Or T, or TV. G for gear up into the
power being on B for gear down. You have to press the TV button first. What the fuck?
This is the guide, this is what it's like to be tabin and dance always on channel.
Well, let's get closer and read this shit, let's see what this shit is.
I don't know what this shit fucking says, man, you know what, let me give me there a mode
I'm just gonna type in 301 and see what the fuck happens
Nothing
Wait, no, something fucking happens
I'm watching the fucking watery bro
That's just the lottery numbers.
How is this?
Every time I press 2, I want to go to channel 2 under it. Every time I press 2, I drop the remote.
This is your Intellitex mode.
Let's just keep talking to me about Exotenz, oh man.
I don't know what teletext is.
I am the one who gave a teletext is man.
I've never seen this shit in my life.
I'm going to go to Kouturri.
What the fuck is this?
Kouturri, T.C.
Guys, it's a book on the TV.
It's a book on the TV in a language that I don't read.
And I don't know how to fucking get back.
You're less than 20 years old. We, I don't know if we ever had this shit in my country to be honest, I've never seen
tell it takes before in my cooking life.
When I turn on my TV, channels would come out of it, visual, media with audio attached to it.
The fucking suit is it!
what happened to the existence it's a European thing that let you read the news on your TV
what the fuck this is a fucking game man oh Jesus
Oh my god, fucker, fucker off with that, I don't want to see that shit anymore.
What the fuck is this?
That's fucking crazy.
What time is it?
I don't know why it's taking me so long, it's 1017.
I'll get 1017 in two beers.
You probably sleep till morning.
I had no idea North America didn't have teletext.
I don't know what to tell you, but I've never seen that show before my life to be honest with you.
You should not be going off a 7am. You should be going off a 5am. We're locking the fucking.
All right, here we go.
Are you here in this?
Motherfucker, it's 12 o'clock, Jesus Christ.
Motherfucker, and I got a piss.
It's a damn drag, man.
I think so, which time just to do anything.
Was that in the bottom, right?
I think if I put sugar in yeast in there,
eventually I'll have an alcoholic drink that'll kill me.
That's my guess anyway.
away. Remove coveralls, rub my coveralls are off. I put them on the floor where I put
everything else. It's a good point. I should wash my hands, hilarious.
I still have no idea what time I even start work tomorrow, man.
Okay, let's go for a fucking drive.
Just to the pub, nothing's nothing too serious.
Oh, my mailers!
My advert pile!
We gotta figure out what to do with them, but still...
I think I, well, you know what, save one for yourself because there might be some fucking
bargains in there.
And then, at a minimum, let's put on the winter jacket, crouched down, and then,
You should be you have two hands you should be able to do two things or once in this game.
I guess you would maybe if you have if you plug in two
Mouses they'll let you do that.
I know my neighbors will be fucking pissed man.
Get a job delivering junk mail.
Oh, no, the fella next door just got a job delivering junk mail
Okay, so one thing I'm gonna do I'm gonna pick up a sheet. I know you can't see very well
Oh, fuck I'm lost
I'm going to put one in my own fucking mailbox.
Preferably not all of them, what have I done?
What the fuck have I done?
I just want the sun to give me some light so I can see what they're looking at doing
And...
These are Christ.
Fuck it, we're waiting.
Didn't make it the Tuesday though, that's true, we didn't make it the Tuesday.
you PB I don't know how much time did that kill almost one
Show Tomo.
Hi Tomo.
Hey Tomo.
He's wise.
He knows that I'm trying to pick him up now.
Hi Tomo.
Hi Tomo.
What a good Tomo.
Tomo.
He's actually sustaining the whole, which does not happen very often, so he must be happy.
I just noticed up here, Ruka is looking down on me with this stain.
Well come visit sometime if you want to get picked up too!
He doesn't come down into my office.
I should've told me to call a car guy, but I don't 100% know what car guy of which he speaks.
There was, I had a class, oh, I've lost vision because my cat has caused an electrical
short in the monitor.
If you could, it's fixed now.
If you could just get out of the cords, where did I put that magazine, man?
Under the other magazine, nope, bomb, fresh out of ideas, then.
on the floor by the chips.
These chips.
Maybe under this.
This shit is too fucking salty, bro.
I got to eat some chips.
You got a big problem.
You read it, it's a one-time use.
Oh!
I got out of the sink. Is that doable?
You can turn it on. Maybe you need some water for something.
Fucking mind's well finished the case.
It's two real man, one two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven that thirteen beers
thirteen beers man. Time's still moving at a damn crawl. Only one thirty in the morning I
just take another forty five minute map.
I'll get maybe we can get the TV to show us some TV stuff instead of some books.
Five dollars a minute to talk to someone.
What the hell?
I don't want to see this.
Change the channel.
me the TV
this year
turn the TV on
this is a dating show I was going to call it an app
two to them far away to see them
I have a good spirit as you theory that I actually never needed glasses.
TV's were just too bad back in the day because I didn't wear glasses until I was 10.
The reason my parents got me glasses is because I was watching the Super Bowl in like
1998 or 1999.
And I went, hey mom, can you tell me what the score is?
And she went, you can't read the score and I said no.
And then she said, you got to get your eyes tested.
But got my eyes tested and they were like, you need fucking glasses.
You can't go there, man. Get out of there!
Looking back, though, go look up a clip from Super Bowl 1998.
Nobody should be able to read that score, man. We had like a 14 inch TV, 20 feet away.
And then ever since I got glasses, my eyes have gotten so much worse.
So I think they literally, I had nearly perfect eyesight and they fuck me up.
By getting me on the glasses' teeth.
Great, now I'm off again.
Are there other channels on this?
In Finland was there just one channel?
100.
Lock it in.
There's two.
I typed in 100. What about two?
Oh, fuck you.
Kind of an or a way to hold the remote though.
How do you change the channel man?
Tool mode, G, B, H.
Okay, this doesn't even make any sense.
You should be able to watch the NHL right now.
Oh, there are no disrespect, I don't know what to do, man.
Grab a fucking floppy discat, do I have a computer?
No.
2 in the morning, what time is the sun coming up here, I'm a tape man, you could sleep,
he deers like insomnia, he won't sleep, like 9 a.m. oh my god, it's like a whole day.
It's like a whole day away.
Good morning.
There's a sports channel.
I know this is more channel.
I get to this board channel.
I need to know how to get to it.
It's 200.
What I press too.
Okay, this is what scroll does by the way.
You fuckers who don't even own the game. This is what scroll does is I rotated in my mind
Okay, now when I press two to do 200 it fucking drops the remote it drops the remote when you press two
So what the fuck do you want me to do press F?
That takes me to tell a text press F well holding well holding what?
Is that numbed I didn't numbed to it didn't do anything either?
Then type the number. I'm gonna fucking freak out
It doesn't fucking do anything
It doesn't fucking do anything
You don't have to hold it to change the channel and tell me how to change the channel
I know myriad ways that I cannot change the channel. Almost everything I do doesn't change the channel.
So if you could just give me the one way the change is the channel.
Drop it and look at it. Okay. Drop it and look at it. I'm looking at the remote. And then
I'm in fucking teletext. God damn it.
Now you're in tool mode, motherfucker. How do I get out of tool mode? I don't say T because I just press T, press 240.
It's 24 AM.
One toggle's tool mode.
Every time I press, oh my god.
What?
Okay, well, guys, I mean kill a dance.
These are hockey scores.
This is not sports.
These are the scores of hockey games!
I gotta start a new game. I gotta start a new game and not waste my first day. You know what this feels like?
This feels like the last day of summer vacation when you're trying to fix your sleep schedule before you have to get up at like 5.15 a.m. to go back to school
It's like, what the fuck am I doing man? Nobody's awake, but I can't follow a sleep
There's nothing to do. I can't make any fucking noise if I go outside off a gang die awesome. If I go outside
One nap gets you close
We're gonna make it through this fucking night, man
Same in continuous skips an hour. That's literally cheating. I'll just jump up and down.
Fucking, now I gotta do something. Okay, first off taking that. We might as well kill some time.
It's five in the morning.
No, shot.
We made it bro.
That's fucking sick dude.
Okay, it's still gonna be dark, but it's gonna be getting sunny at least at some point.
This way, I got it first one always takes a little longer to get down.
Okay, and then, next step is easy.
Bro, put this shit on.
Now we can start our fucking day, finally.
And we'll leave this case at home for the future.
Oh, chill, man.
Check that thermometer by Kitchen window, then you know how cold it is.
Okay, okay, that's a good idea.
This is my kitchen.
There's the thermometer.
Let's go fucking, let's take a look.
I didn't know I had all this real estate back here, too.
Great.
Well, it's fucking, it's fucking dark outside, so.
minus 10, didn't even that bad man.
It's cold, I'm not going to sit here and tell you it's not cold, but it's not the
bad. Now we can play the fucking game.
If I close this, I'm plugged me, I'm not sweating that.
Then, it's still a little dark, but I got, you look like mailbox is to me.
You have to scrape your windows in this game? Oh, yes. Yes, you have to scrape your windows.
If you're lucky, it'll even work. I mean, that's enough sheets. I'm not planning to be like the greatest player in the world at this.
It's enough to get some beer money, man.
Yeah, it was great that we window works every time.
It's me every time, man.
Can you start smoking?
I will only start smoking if it makes time go by faster.
We're living in the world of like what if click was an aspirational tale?
It's everything that cell phones are kind of like a real version of the clip remote
and like bite, disassociating yourself and Instagram reels every time you get bored
for three seconds.
Like if you die at the same age that your grandparents died at, you will feel like you
You have lived like 30% less, or is that like just me?
What the dopamine?
It's your dopamine, bro.
Don't turn on the windshield wipers.
You're going to get me fucking killed.
Oh, okay.
How did I turn on the windshield wipers from outside of the fucking windshield?
Riddle me this.
I've got a dog ghost hand that reached in and accidentally touched the steering column.
Fuck you. Fuck you.
Give me either fucking car.
I've got a job to do.
I've got an important job to do.
Slam that shit.
Fuckin' turn the lights on. Jesus Christ.
Turn the wipers off.
Mackins, is there fucking dome light in here?
Jesus.
But any one thing, it's a fucking mother, man.
Oh my God.
I think we're ready to go.
I don't really know what I'm going to do, but I think we're ready to go.
I think I could roll down my window, pull up close to mailboxes and drop the
should inside. That seems right to me.
Do you even know where you're going? I kind of thought I could just...
Me, a pussy subway. I kind of thought you just dropped them in anybody's mailbox.
But we're really just driving around kind of like looking for mailboxes.
Consect, conceptive, pushy subway kind of interesting.
Mostly just like, so you can be like, yeah, I'll take um, a foot-long, fucking, they go
put long pussy on Italian herbs and cheese.
That was one thing, friendship, God, right?
Paul Red says, white bread, Tim Robinson says,
fuck, no man, Italian herbs and cheese.
And breaks still on.
How the fuck would I know?
How the fuck would I know because I can't see shit?
You, I know, I know one thing.
You press this fucker when your dad's driving.
He's gonna freak the fuck out.
He's gonna act like it's a self-destruct button.
Okay, so you guys like don't respect the post-the-service.
Off-hold of, you meet Tamborello fans, I guess.
Let's see a single mailbox.
This is what Canada is going to look like after they do the Canada posts change.
Now when I'm talking about Canadians, shared mailboxes or some shit, I'm here.
Fuck you.
Probably fucking good enough, man.
Open the door.
I was not even close.
Pick a single sheet.
Ah fuck.
Well, I didn't like a beta that doesn't hurt.
I can't even put it in the fucking mailbox!
I don't have the necessary key to open the mailbox, so...
Where the fuck is your door?
Old, don't press... Jesus Christ.
Oh, my god, it fucking works.
When do I get paid?
Two weeks fogged out, man.
No wonder people are sports gambling like this is a two-fugging much.
Oh, oh great.
I've defied the laws of physics and it probably almost died.
You get paid on Friday when new adverts are sent out.
This boss man going to be upset if I just drop like all these in the one mailbox.
Only put flyers and green mailboxes with the fuck dude. This job is too hard.
There I am burning some gas, huh?
That was pretty good, though.
What about T Musilani's house?
Do you get extra money for delivering a flyer to T Musilani?
This is a damn church.
This is not T Musilani's house, man.
Okay.
But this shouldn't reverse.
Oh fuck.
How am I supposed to see?
Why did you get that?
Kill the headlights and put it in neutral.
There's nearly a type of sheet that's like silent running, that's some submarine shit.
Okay, where's the damn road? Am I on it?
All right, mission accomplished.
The quest for more mailboxes.
That's just a random draw. Great.
Time for beer. Actually, you raise a good point. I could get stranded out of here with no beer.
It should be really bad.
So if anything.
Red lightning's hand breaks the one. One second, buddy. We gotta get to the gas station. There we fucking go.
I'll figure it out.
the
average living a car with a handbrake you I don't know I guess I'm a different kind of beast I usually drive cars where you like break with your feet forever
this is all fucking new to me
I don't know where like really behind the times over here, I guess.
She just closed, I'm gonna freak the fuck out.
Why are the lights off?
Motherfucker.
It's 24-7, there's nobody in there, bro.
Although actually, just like real life.
Whoops, exit driving mode.
Some places that are open 24 hours,
there'll be like nobody in there.
And then you go in and you're like,
Oh shit, one dude running this whole joint, huh?
Kind of a vibe in here.
Or door open engine running?
Well, listen, I'm not planning on being in here for too long, okay?
Not long enough to get sweaty.
Let me out, please.
This shaking going the back seat.
You can still reach the back seat from the driver seat.
As long as you put it in an adequate spot, yeah, that's your work.
Jim, by alcohol before 9 a.m. in Finland, that'll be for my permanent death role playing
let's play of this, which is, I mean now that we've mastered it, we should have been
like any fucking day now.
A man, the boobs, thanks for the gifted subscriptions, everybody think I'm man, the
I like this because in landlord's super they're like your job is to fix up this house and that gives you like a goal
But maybe goals are for cowards who can't come up with like their own emerging gameplay
They need all the developer didn't tell me what to do
in this you can just fucking live life man.
Who's supposed to fix the car? Looks plenty fixed to me, bro.
I'm bad y'all.
Aileen's,
Whitley's driver.
Oh, that's just another car.
Get a beer and no balls to have, shut shut shut shut.
I can't say this is kind of a fucking vibe.
Now I fucking get it.
This maybe Finland is fucking sick.
In the production, downshift hit the wall.
I didn't know it was coming around that corner man.
This is the IRL Bears of VR.
Look at this so little light pollution, you can see the fucking stars, too.
This is a fucking pod.
And diesel genes.
There's where the houses.
It seems bad.
I think I've been killed y'all.
Young mailed daddy in a traffic accident?
Yeah, I think I died.
Okay, I think we learned, we learned a little bit of something,
we learned a little something about it.
Let's put it in a slash marker for now.
We waited the whole night just to die,
grow you wait your whole life just to die.
You're in special.
We're going to return to that ship tomorrow.
We're going to return to that ship tomorrow with a new life.
Because again, if I may, we still made zero progress.
We still haven't done anything.
And then with 20 minutes left, fuck it, bro.
Maybe we can fit in a PUBG casual.
Zero progress was made at any point today.
Excuse me, I did a 90 minute ride today.
And the 20 minute M-a-love well, core class, which if I'm being honest with you, maybe
realize that for like, there's one, I don't know if I call it a heuristic, let's just
call it a rule or a rule of thumb, which I guess is a heuristic, now that I think
about it, whatever kind of exercise you are doing makes you strong and whatever kind
of exercise other people are doing is not efficient, it's a waste of time, it's
for vanity and it doesn't do anything. So if you only lift, you're like, why would you
you ever do cardio, my heart beats by itself.
If you're ever doing cardio,
you're like, why would I ever lift weights?
I've picked things up, just day to day.
I just picked things up.
I was like, you don't need to do workouts for your core, man.
You're just fucking, you could just flex it right now
and like eat, chicken, potato every day.
And you'll be fine, 20 minute core class humbled me,
humbled me a great deal.
I can do sit ups, I can do crunches.
She had me doing some shit that like,
I was like, go on, like it was making my neck hurt.
So probably by tomorrow, I'll be strong.
If I had the guests, there was a hollow body hold in there
and I'm gonna be honest with you.
I did not, I did not hold the whole time.
She also called the, and I'll just out myself here.
She called a 42nd plank and I went, that's easy.
used to do those all the time. That's pretty fucking hard if you haven't even done it.
First three seconds, I was like, Planks are nothing, man. Next 33 seconds, many of which
were spent actually on the ground instead of planking. I was like, what the fuck, when did they patch
Planks, bro.
Planks are hard as fuck.
Only have one cab open.
It says, holy yoke and a waffle, man.
That's true.
If you want to slow down time, do some planks.
Do you want to speed up time, paramount plus free trial, episodes of the key and
appeal on paramount plus?
Why are there only 12 people in the lobby, man?
What's the one to be 100 people in the game?
Waffle fries are ass, wrong.
Waffle fries are one of the top five fries.
I would say. Number one, I'm going to go ahead and say it, and maybe it's like
absence makes a hard growth wander. I'm a big curly fries guy and I almost
never have them because they're almost never available. The added fries are
really fucking good. And then of course like fries, just regular old fries are
good. I wouldn't turn them down. I'm literally eating like a microwave baked
potatoes right now with just like a little hot sauce on them. So like I get what you're
talking about. Now the lunch still needs some improvement for taste. Don't get me wrong,
but we fucking fixed the breakfast this morning. Instead of one pack of instant oatmeal,
I did two packs of instant oatmeal, handful of blueberries, sprinkle of cinnamon, and
and a little maple syrup.
And I was like, oh my god, this is food.
It was elevated from energy into actual,
something that someone would eat,
like kind of for pleasure.
The land and sea dot for sure.
We'll figure out the fucking chicken potato.
It's way to you, add water.
I mean, I haven't genuinely in my life.
I've never had oatmeal made with milk.
Is it better with milk?
I mean, I guess it's obviously better.
It's so much better.
It's way creamier.
Here's the thing though.
I don't have a zo-jarushi milk heater.
I guess I could just put milk in my water heater, but I feel like you might get like
botcholism or something. It's like asking a hot chocolate is better with milk or water.
Can I blow your fucking mind right now? And I blow your mind. I've never had fucking hot
chocolate bro. That ass. My entire life. I never had it as a kid because I thought I didn't
like chocolate. I feel like I'm I'm talking like the 40 year old virgin right now. I never had
it as a kid because I thought I didn't like chocolate. Turns out I was wrong. I did like chocolate.
I don't know what I was doing.
When I started eating chocolate, I was like,
is anyone notice the shit is good?
And then you're gonna be like, okay,
so that comforts like the first, I don't know,
like 12 years or something like that,
but what after that?
Well, I didn't drink like a hot beverages for a long time.
I was like, I've gotten the interest in hot beverages
because I'm not drinking coffee.
And then that takes me to like age 20,
22 or something like that. Then I started drinking coffee, but by the time I started drinking coffee,
where do you normally get hot chocolate from the coffee shop? So now, any time I go to a coffee shop,
I'm not getting hot chocolate because I went in there for a fucking coffee, man.
is naked at home? No! Never had a mocha? I've got as my witness, I've never had a
mocha in my entire life. I swear it to you.
Drink a mocha? I don't even know what the fuck a mocha is.
It's a latte plus chocolate. That sounds good as fuck to be honest with you.
Lots of things are pretty good.
Chocolate's pretty good.
I got to try that out, man.
Get a moka next time.
No, and if you thought I was not relatable before,
this might bring you back.
The problem with me having a moka now is
what if I like it?
I'm a big believer in the hedonic treadmill,
and the only way you survive the hedonic treadmill
is to not get on.
because otherwise aren't you like every time you go to the coffee shop and you don't
get a mocha aren't you like oh I should be really wish I was I can't even enjoy my
coffee I can't even enjoy my quartado because I could be having a mocha right now
instead.
Not even a little bit, I don't think you get it, I don't think you understand.
I just don't drink coffee, well okay, that was me a long time ago when I got over
that one.
What are we working on next?
You're doing that now because you haven't tried emoka, no that's because I've never
had a mocha, because I've never had a mocha. I don't know if a mocha is good. A mocha
could still be bad, even though I know logically that those are makes sense given the
base ingredients that are involved. But until I have a mocha, it exists in my head as something
that could be bad. It's pretty simple. It surprised you don't understand it yet.
Dino-nuggy's brain. In a low-key, so I beat the food picking this. And I did it
through sheer force of will, but it is exactly the same logic that leads to you only
eating the foods you already like, because you're like, oh, meals are so good. I could
have meal I already like. Having something that there's a risk, there's a risk in having
something you don't know, because what if it's bad? I'm going to give you a secrets about
food, which is that like almost all of it tastes really good. That's why everybody else
is eating it. It's not your pallet that has made you a picky eater in most circumstances.
And don't hate me for saying this. It's not your pallet.
One second, we got to dump this. It's your decision-making process.
parents. That literally might be true because I previously, my parents were like, we
don't understand why Ryan was such a picky eater. Now that my parents live in Vancouver
and I'm taking my dad out for a lunch all the time, I'm like, this guy's picky is fuck.
He's old enough that he can choose what he wants to eat, but like, I completely under, I was
getting jobbed, man. They were like, we don't understand why you're a picky eater. You won't
I don't eat anything, and now I'm like, I take him out to rest there, he won't eat anything
that not just stream anchor could have mayonnaise, but anything that has a white sauce
in any capacity.
Don't shoot.
Guys, I thought that was a streamhunker.
So what my plan was was to go over to him and put the gas can down on the ground and
then shoot it in blow em up.
My bad, you're... my bad.
I thought it was podfriend because podfriend would like to drive up and then just not shoot right away.
Anyway, um...
I was talking to my guy go pee. I think I'm just going to, we got eight minutes.
We're just wasting our life here. I'm going to send you over to my wife's stream.
It's your birthday, by the way. Go wish her a happy birthday over at twitch.tv
slash lovely mobile. We'll be back tomorrow. I think I'm, I'm going to place
a more my winter car man. I got to figure this shit out. I want that shit to be
second nature.
Later.