Northernlion
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01-15-2026 · 4h 58m
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How's it going, y'all. I had to wait it out. People were talking about Sun Kilmoon.
I had to wait until the Sun Kilmoon conversation died down. Sun Kilmoon in big 2025.
The Sun did what? Also, it's 2026. Just so you know, I've done that for a month.
month you have a grace period. But I just thought I should let you know. I just thought
I should let you know. Guys, I have to tell you something. I finished Bogonia. I thought
it was pretty good. I'll give it a three and a half out of five. But I would call it
for me it's a lesser your ghost. I know everybody has their your ghost favorites. It
pun intended. Mine is not the favorite. I'm a I'm a poor thing's lobster head
with a blind spot for the killing of a sacred deer which I still need to see. Everyone tells me I need to see it. I know I need to see it
but I just I know the vibes are going to be bad and the only time I watch movies is
six o'clock in the morning while exercising so you really have to be in the right mindset to
to watch the killing of a sacred deer at six in the morning on a weekday, okay?
But I also, I was like, what the hell am I going to watch now?
And I was scrolling for like two minutes and then I realized, if I don't pick a movie
within the next minute, I'm not going to be able to watch anything.
So I just put on Brooklyn with Sursher Ronin,
which I've never seen before.
And I can't review it because I think it's not good.
And then I went to Letterbox to see what the other people
have written about this movie and they all like it.
It's fucked up, man.
Why don't you like it?
I feel like it's a Roberts and Neckis style, sentimental, super digested, edgedless story
for people who are mostly just enamored with the fact that for the first time they're
finding out that their grandparents also had like lives and feelings and dreams and stuff
like that.
Also, I bet the movie goes hardest-fuck if you're American.
I bet if you're American, this movie is like basically
pornographic to you.
But I'm not.
So like, but maybe that comes as a great recommendation to you.
I guess if you if you are.
But I haven't, I haven't finished yet.
Maybe the last 26 minutes are going to,
something real will happen.
And I will be like, oh, I get it now.
He hates Lady Bird, Lady Bird, one of my favorite movies of the Millennium so far.
Now, my list for that is probably going to be really front loaded,
because I don't know if I'm going to be around from like 2700 on,
But I think Lady Bird is an awesome movie and real shit happens in that.
I feel like Brooklyn is like a, I think it's a Wikipedia movie, I'm sorry to say.
There are movies where minor things happen, and they carry extreme significance because
of the way that the film portrays it, and then there are movies where big things happen
that just feel like a plot point coming to pass to enable another plot point.
Brooklyn feels to me like a movie that might be equally worthwhile to consume via a
synopsis on Wikipedia versus watching it or so.
It's not a laborious watch, it's just kind of like nothing.
What does the stream description mean?
Who's to say English drops enabled?
When did they take powertone out of the tags, man?
I didn't do that.
That wasn't me.
I've been hooked on watching 20-year-old, whose line is it?
Anyway, congratulations.
People used to be way funnier.
A little bit...
A little bit true.
I don't know how old you are.
That has bad vibes if you're like 42 and you're writing that,
but if you're like 24 and writing that, I actually agree.
I do think that things used to be a little...
Well, it's hard to say.
It's hard, there used to be really funny stuff on TV, that's for sure, but the internet
is way funnier.
People on the internet are way funnier now than they were 20 years ago.
20 years ago on the internet, almost everybody was holding up sport, man.
Did you watch the John Candy documentary?
No, I'm done with it.
No disrespect.
I heard it was really good.
I Netflix is ruined the medium of documentary filmmaking for me.
I know Netflix didn't make it because it's on prime, but I think I'm going to go 10 years
without watching a documentary, especially a documentary about pop culture, which is just
at this point to me.
I've just seen too many men.
The behind this.
It's the same joke every time, sorry.
the 10 episode series on the TV show behind the scenes based on the book, elucidated
with the podcast of the original cast.
on the novel by Sapphire, that's true.
I've seen some Ken Burns documentaries, that's true.
That's how I took the prohibition pill.
I spent my whole life swallowing the lie that prohibition didn't work.
Ken Burns is like, you fucking what?
It did work, dummy, it said, no shot.
I'm drinking a beer while I watch this buddy, but he, you know what, he radicalized
me. You radicalize me a little bit. Can bone is a legend. Just your average every man
undecided voter. So I take a minute to get the heart rate up today. Usually it takes
while they get it down. It's taking me a while to get it up today.
Members ready to count? Yeah, but I mean the Ken Boone playbook for me is like it's not that
embarrassing to be in the like pregnant pornography. I think it's like really embarrassing to
pretend to be an undecided voter on TV in 2016. When you really at that point should have
fucking known who you were fucking voting for one way or the other. So like 10 times more
embarrassing to get on TV and lie and be like, I just don't know, I could really go either way on this one.
You know what'll sway me? I know I've, because I live in the United States, I know I've
I've done nothing, but listen to you talk.
Be sane to people talk for the last 14 months on TV.
But I just think if they would answer my question,
I would finally know who to vote for.
What are you going to do for the little guy?
Nothing, bro.
Have you been paying attention?
What a waste of a question, man.
And should have at least asked, how do you balance work in family?
I'll 100% think he was lying to.
I think he knew who he was going to vote for,
but he was too embarrassed to say he was going to vote for Hillary.
Yeah, bro was a um, decided.
We're back with the dolls, y'all.
Give me a second year.
Unemmoji with Ken Bones likeness was briefly available on Twitter,
and would appear whenever the hashtag MyVote2016 was used.
Yeah, that was, I'm still hidden, man.
I'm still hidden MyVote2016 on Grock.
I heard you got to be a paid user now, so that really sucks for you for you broke
boys out there, but for those of us who are swimming in it, we're still making Ken
Boen and Moji's on-grock every single day.
I think it's got to be this right here, this seems about right?
Perfect.
What is blue and not very heavy light blue? That's pretty good. Um, what's uh
What's a waiters favorite thing to do in tennis serve
the assassination of
Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford
The Florida project
Close enough, work in California, good wages, some shit about the bus bowl, 800 pickers wanted.
Work in California.
Will you make Macy labor contractor?
I have no idea what this is, and I have no idea what it's going to be.
every picture just gets me further okay that you know what I should have guessed the
grapes of wrath I didn't know they made a grapes of wrath movie to be honest with
you I only I'm familiar with the book I didn't know they made a movie based on
the grapes of wrath to be honest with you. East of Eden is gonna lose it is the
movie good I should read the book I do like John Steinbeck they do have the
a fuck-ass gelopy for sure.
Yes, it is a good movie.
It's great.
Book is amazing.
You should read every book.
Maybe this, I mean, my romanticier, and then,
maybe I should read some romanticier.
Maybe I should read heated rivalry.
That's actually a good bid
to get incredibly well-versed and heated rivalry.
So whenever anyone goes,
Hey, have you seen the heated rivalry?
I'll go, yeah, I saw it.
I saw the words inside of it when I read the book.
No, I haven't seen the show.
I've read the book.
I know exactly what's gonna happen
with Shane Wedgewood and the Iliakoval Chuck Brow.
The book has a different name,
but I'll change soon if they got any common sense.
You should switch it up with some non-fiction.
No, it's not gonna happen.
That's not going to happen at all.
We'll be switching it up with some fiction.
For sure.
And I do have the art history book, I get so I get hit that in my spare time.
This AFC team defeated the Patriots' 2713, in the 2005, 2006, the vision around the
stop a three-peat and give Tom Brady his first playoff loss.
I feel like, I feel like I have no idea, like the Steelers may be makes sense to me
because the Steelers were pretty good in this era. Trying to think of AFC teams that were
good in this era. The chargers were getting there. The colds are in the AFC, bro. The
Colds were, oh my god, it wasn't the colds.
The colds were going crazy in this era.
It's the jets.
That's why Chad Pennington, Michael Dyer
was the starting running back
for what 2010's national title winnings,
how would a fuck would I know, bro?
Is LSU LSU 2019.
In 2012, Miguel Cabrera became the first player
to hit for the triple crown since this Red Sox Hall of Famer
In 1967, Ty Cobb, close man, close.
Tom Clancy's debut novel is a book following a Soviet submarine captain.
That's the hunt for red October.
Most area-dite and difficult bars to a book's question.
You are Jeff Dan, are you Jeff Danials?
It's very Jeff Danials type hair.
I think you might be 80 Falco. I know it's insane to guess that two times in a row.
I got to shoot my shot, bro. 80 Falco. Jeff Daniels.
Oh, it's not easy. Who is that?
The Lissady, oh, it's the Lissady Hoffman.
That ain't Falco, oh, oh, oh.
If I may, I know it seems crazy
that I've guessed ED Falco two days in a row,
but it's been Laura Dern and the Lissady Hoffman.
Those are two pretty ED Falco looking in the visuals.
It's not like, you know, it was someone else.
Whatever, I'm holding for day three.
As part of a retro return due to Stranger Things, this brand most known for granola bars,
brought back its 1980s cult favorite item peanut butter poppers.
I have absolutely no idea man.
Brands known for granola bars, Quaker.
Nature, nature valley.
It, okay.
Nature valley used to make something that wasn't granola bars.
For my entire life, nature valley has made.
At first, they made one thing, which was the crunchy granola bars.
And they did that for like 20 years.
And then they made the sweet and salty.
And I thought that was it.
I don't think they did any other innovation
in the food industry at all.
I honestly thought that they started making the granola bars
in like 1907 or something like that.
I hate those crumbly ones.
The sweet and salty are pretty good, man.
And honestly, I had so many, I bet if you look at the scope of my entire life, the
crumbly nature of all the barbers in the top 10 foods I've consumed the most of, even though
I haven't had one since I graduated from high school in maybe, I was 2006 when I graduated,
I don't need to think about that.
But if I may say so, the peanut butter one, the peanut butter crunchy one is fucking good.
That one is actually good.
The red one, I don't know what the red one is, but the red one, maybe it's all meant.
That one was pretty good, and the blue one is just like, if that's the only one left,
so be it.
You know, you could do worse.
But, if we all ever got a green apple cinnamon, no thank you, man.
No thank you.
Damen Wans played Mertal.
Yeah, this is lethal weapon, man.
I'm familiar with it.
Going over 300 million this 2005 sci-fi animated comedy is called Chicken Little.
Chicken Little, a chicken little tell you that the sky is falling.
Thank you, Aerosmith.
This Japanese American artist has Spotify songs with over 1 billion streams.
Like my love, mine, all mine, and washing machine heart.
My, uh, I have no guests. I have no guests. I first thought was Japanese breakfast,
but I believe she's Korean-American, and a billion streams is a lot. My other guest is
Joggy, but to be honest, I don't know anything about Joggy, except hey boss.
So I wasn't going to try Joggy, and I'm not going to get it right.
right. It's not Joji. I'm trying to think of who it could be. Is it Reno? Is it Reno from John Wick?
It's mincedly. It's minced. One billion streams for for minced meat. No idea man. 11% is crazy.
Yeah, well, I mean, I got zero percent of it.
Rina is British.
As I did that are Charlie X, but I think she's British too, man.
Who is the mash-up?
Felicity Hoffman.
I mean, for bars tool to assume that you would know who Felicity Hoffman is.
Hoffman is just kind of crazy to me, but fair enough.
She must have been in like a, she had an episode of Friday night lights or something like that.
Was it the Steelers? Apparently it's the JetSman. Okay, I can do this. Fainace Davids.
Shuffle, spade, hose, and rake are gardening items. I was going to say you tensile.
I think a utensil is basically only something you eat with.
Patron, hey, maybe they're fucking with us.
Maybe this isn't patron, maybe this is patron with no accent.
And then it's salt, frozen, patron, these are the ingredients in a frozen margarita.
Now I'm fucking with you.
Static, stationary, still, and frozen, immobile.
Something that is stationary, unmoving.
Now, this is interesting.
Pat Dan, Jack and Sal.
The first name starts with the first name of a character from like happy days or some shit.
What are you looking at me?
I was so sure.
I was so sure I had it then.
I was 100% sure I had it.
I mean, like these definitely seem related, levitate, shackle, jackle, famous
This Pictionary clues, serial, things you pour in a ball, things you put milk into,
put on to milk, ends with real, ends with now, ends with prawn. Hopefully we're talking
about Jared Leto's career. Oh man. I mean the salt melts the snow. Well it flakes,
snowflakes, salt flakes, dandruff flakes, frosted flakes. Okay, types of flakes. And then
patron levitate melted jackal. Pat Levi melts jack. Words formed by two men's names. Mel. It's
It's not melted, it's mell, I get it now.
I was pretty close, man.
What up, melt?
Actually, my name's Grilled.
Get it, Reddit heads?
To joke about a subreddit, it's referencing our slash grilled cheese.
Dragons versus download free movies.
I'm going down. Oh my god, I'm fucked. I'm losing on the first one. I lose on the first one so often man. I don't know what people are searching for
Scarlett Johansson or Toto as much as we all love that Tom weights out. I think we got to go with Toto on this one
Damn she's still kind of logging though
Don't look up Blaine Johnson's songs from the WWE album from 1999. This one's really tough for me man
And it's like my two goats going against each other.
I feel like this is not related to Jake Paul necessarily,
but the shirt reminded me of it.
I didn't know until recently that for like 10 years,
the shirt that John Cena wore to wrestle
said a hustle loyalty respect on it.
That's really fucking funny.
That the dude was getting, he was like six foot four,
three hundred pounds, and he was going out there
and assure it this at hustle loyalty respect.
That's, it is, it is male-coded, live-life love.
It is, or like, bless this mess.
He's like, I'm not, I'm not just here to wrestle.
I'm here to change the world.
I'm here to, if little kids watching me,
Learn one thing I want them to learn three things I want them to learn hustle loyalty and respect
I think it's got to be all my god. I thought that was is Jake Paul not it's every day, bro
Don't he be with question marks? I'd not like Dwayne Johnson went to number one on the billboard charts, man
That was like 10 years ago. Okay, and it's about power was like seven years ago or something
Oh fuck you ready does do Moana and Moana to fuck shit, house of Gucci clears A on
flux.
I have no idea I'm going to assume house of Gucci, they did not like this one.
They really did Charlize dirty with this fucking haircut man.
Probably the best action movie of all time I would say is better than F9, probably better
than money playing too, although it's close.
Against the ice I have seen and it is not good, but it is a lot better than 3.2, I would
say.
The terminators also really good, it's a really good movie, I'm gonna assume that the terminators
better than dog.
Pirates of the Caribbean, one pretty good movie, man.
Can't disagree with that.
And to say it's probably better than dog, because we just saw a dog score.
And then we go with the outfit, because it's a British spy movie.
I mean, that's book, bro.
The first 10 moves with that one are just book.
book was better money plane or money train. I got to think about that one. I don't remember
who's in money train. I feel like that's like a Woody Harrelson Wesley Snipes joint. It's been
a long time since I've thought about money train. You got it exactly right? It's been a
minute, it's better minute. These chips are good as fuck, man. I didn't know they were
made by Tim. Chip a little Tim, but he okay. The chips are really good. 32 ounces is still
going to be pretty cheap. That's a big fucking bag. I think that's going to, that bag is
going to be like 799. 599. Okay, fair enough. Damn, chips are cheap there. I
feel like if you tried to buy a little bag of this here, it would be like 299. These
are great chips though. How many grams is it? 907, bro. It's like almost a kilogram
of chips. It's like 2.5 pounds of chips.
When we were in Hawaii, we bought a bag of that size and a bag of the barbecue ones,
where we didn't even get the crack into the Maui onion ones.
We just left them for housekeeping.
I don't know, I mean, first off, it saved us leaving a tip, so they're good for us.
And secondarily, they got a nice little snack, lucky them.
I didn't say no to it, I said they, I said we left the bag of chips.
They have to toss it. The bag was an open man. It was a factory-sealed bag. They still
have to. No, if it fucking falls off of the cart and ends up in someone's locker, who's
to say, man, who's to say? I'm sure if they if they told someone if they told someone
I found an unopened bag of Maui, sweet onion chips in the room, they'd be like, all you have to throw that out, perverse incentives and all that.
But if it just happened to disappear before anybody got to it, who knows, man?
Let's go Bangladesh.
So what I'm going to do by the way, is I'm going to call the hotel right now, and
I'm going to say, hey, we left the bag of chips there when we checked out five days
ago.
Do you have them?
Okay, so it's 14,000 kilometers from Bangladesh. I'm going Haiti. Pretty close. Please
don't be in the Caribbean? Is there any way this couldn't be in the Caribbean?
A thousand kilometers, maybe it puts you like in this vicinity. You're
make a further shit. Trinidad and Tobago, 270 kilometers. I feel like it's up here.
No, okay. Well, then then we're chill, bro.
It's got to be like Brazil.
It's got to be Venezuela.
It's got to be...
It's got the Minica.
Didn't we have this, like a less than a week ago?
It has to be Kira Sout,
just not a real country in this game.
In this game, not a real country.
But I know that it's a real country because otherwise where does the cremda come from?
Antigua and Barbuda?
Turks and Kicos?
Turks and Kicos?
Do you mean Burkina Faso?
Maybe that's just England.
I think kids are never, we did that one, and Tiguan Barbuto, we did that one, but I'm
telling the grandadines for some reason, saying grandadines, I don't even know this is
a real thing, why am I typing St. Grenadines? The antilles, or do the antilles? No, I don't
mean antigo and Barbuto, and I don't mean the dude from Star Wars. They really called
that do pork insha.
Sure, no.
That's on the main lamb bro.
Chat, I think I'm done here.
I need your help.
I'm throwing in the towel.
And Guila, Saint Vincent, that's a singer, bro.
Saint Lucia is warmer.
It's Saint Vincent and the Graniteans.
I saw them open for Suvian Stevens, like 15 years ago.
God damn it.
When they played the dog days or over, yeah, we all know it's Florence in the machine, okay, save your key strokes.
What do you think about Japan's current fiscal policy? I think long term having negative real interest rates, you know, is inevitably going to lead the deflation for the country, which could be catastrophic.
I know they've been writing it out for a long time, but I think they really do have to do some quantitative easing as
an economy if they want to secure their long-term economic sovereignty to be honest with you.
I mean, it's pretty sick as a tourist that you can go there and buy a cup of coffee out of a vending machine
for the same price that a cup of coffee used to be in like 1997, but I have to imagine that if you've
You've lived in Japan for that whole time.
You're probably like, wait, this actually sort of sucks.
So those are my thoughts on Japanese fiscal policy.
Anybody else?
Anybody else want to take a shot at the king?
I was just putting together some words that sounded right.
I'm going on Sunday.
It is awesome.
I know this probably sucks ass to hear if you're living in Japan and you don't like the
state of the Japanese economy.
But if you're coming from another country,
to Japan, it's the only place in the world
where you can get stuff that good, that cheap now.
I really feel like that.
And it changed a lot because even like,
I don't know, 11 or 12 years ago, you would go
and you would be like, man, Japan's nice,
but it's kind of expensive.
But it like, something happened, man.
It changed, and the quality is really, really good.
Would you probably why they're pissed off at tourists all the time?
I would be pissed off, too.
To be honest with you.
Jail?
I didn't say anything.
I'm just trying to figure out what country this is.
Tony at a meatbrow. Oh my god I thought I was a hundred percent sure that was
going to take up to, that was going to take up to a hundred percent and you
guys are going to like put me on your shoulders and parade me around the room.
Like when Max has the daydream at the start of Rushmore where he solves the
equation, he's like reading his book and then the teacher goes Max, Max maybe you'd
like to take a crack at it, and he goes,
who me?
And then,
that's
correct.
Oh man, that would be good.
That would be some good shit.
Anyway, this is 9,000 kilometers away, unfortunately.
But he was, he was daydreaming in Rushmore, too.
So I'm not having the daydreaming.
If he's allowed the daydreaming,
Are you?
Is it in Bobway?
Oh shit.
Oh my god, you're on the other side of the damn planet, man.
Are you, sir, enough?
You are Guyana.
Oh my god, we're actually going to get it.
Oh, no, I'm not.
You're French Guyana.
You're French Guyana.
Oh, is this like how they have a French Montana to kind of copy and French Montana's whole thing?
Now, this one's more complicated. I was most of a mostly a joke based on wordplay not a
history of the ramifications of colonization. Sorry about that.
But you know about mine and down in the deep, when your wood runs out, you can call that
absentries.
That these mob so fast, go to the mob's as soon as pushing.
I forget the rest of it.
They got a French vanilla too.
You don't want to hear about that.
April 20th, 2018, Paramount Pictures had a big movie.
starring Emily Blun. It's a quiet place too. It's a quiet place one. A quiet place
one. Damn, they really shoveled those sequels out, huh? 2018 kind of makes sense. If
they hear you, they hunt you.
Actor 3, Millis and Simmons.
Warner Bros. 65 million, you're right, I could not survive in the fireplace.
Trying to take a shit in the fireplace?
I don't think I should take a shit in the fireplace either.
I don't think I could survive in the fireplace either.
That's true.
I think I can survive in the quiet place.
I try to take a shoot, I'll be toast, man.
They really can be talked about Cory really sold me out.
He was acting like nobody would ever have a practical use case
for a fart silence or well-shitting.
He was pretending to not even understand.
He was going like, I don't even get why
anyone would ever wanna have that ever.
Bro, because you wanna go to the toilet
and shit but not have it go.
Well you're shitting.
He's never had to deal with it.
I mean he was literally being able to.
But I didn't want to sick the dogs or my goat.
The Wayne Johnson Warner Brothers.
So action movie.
There's a thought.
Big meets bigger.
Is this plaque Adam?
Is this rampage?
Yeah, I guess it.
Makes sense.
Like, the monsters are bigger than he is, makes a lot of sense.
Father's meat of the loudest room in the house is the bathroom.
Well listen, I get it because you don't want a lot of soft surfaces in the bathroom,
because they trap odors.
But they need, like, they need a neurotypical fellow on the fucking engineering team.
Because at a minimum, they have to have a fan that drowns out a little bit of the noise.
It has to provide a little bit of white noise.
You could just make the bedroom louder.
That's true.
Yeah, my grandma had carpet in the bathroom.
the soft furry toilet seat cover which honestly was probably fucking disgusting if you're a
scientist but in the winter time when you sit on it you were like damn this is kind of nice
just don't think about the fact that it like never gets washed.
Any Schumer I think any Schumer I think train wreck never mind.
It's a comedy romance, it's train wreck, change everything without changing anything, I don't know what this is.
A head injury causes a woman to develop an extraordinary amount of confidence and believes she's dropped dead gorgeous.
I feel pretty, I've never heard of this movie.
That's a made up movie.
two directors too. So what's the big girl classic? That's a crazy letter box tag, man.
You should not say that.
Oh, shit.
OK, it's like a broken lizard joint, comedy-crown mystery.
The mustache rides again.
Yeah, it's super troopers too.
Calling it a mystery is really funny.
Super troopers too.
By the way, you guys begged for this, so I hope you saw it.
And universal, starring Lucy Hale.
This is a fantasy island.
Through their horror,
first you play the game, then the game plays you.
The game that kills you.
A heart truth or dare, a heart.
I love that they censored truth or dare.
And then they had something
begins to punish those who tell a lie
or refuse the dare.
That's a tough one.
Truth or dare.
Do I get Lucy Hale confused with someone else?
The only reason I knew or thought I knew that Lucy Hale was in fantasy island.
It's because one year I watched Dick Clark's rock in New Year's Eve and someone who I
thought was Lucy Hale was the co-host and she was promoting the fact that she was in fantasy
island.
That was Lucy Hale.
That seems right.
That was her, okay.
That is Lucy Hale.
With Ricardo Montobonte, the plane!
I've never seen fantasy island, but I know what you're talking about.
Always mix her up with Joey King. It's crazy Joey King was in white chicks.
And we've done this before, that's Jamie King, right?
I was like, what are you guys talking about?
Joey King is like 25 years old.
She's literally an adult in white chicks in 2004.
Oh, shit.
This is bad.
Speaking of the weigh-ins, brothers.
brothers. 2002's Dungeons and Dragons from Excaliburth at Dungeons and Dragons. I mean this
is going to be a fucking, this is going to be a journey. So we at least have Liam
niece and Patrick Stewart-Cierre at High and Stan, dude. So you're telling me we can go
like Sierra and Hines to his this thing on. And then we're trying to get that we can go
like Laura Dern who is not in women talking. But if we then go to little women, damn she's
been busy, man. Someone here is in women talking and it's probably Florence Pue, man.
Some one in Oppenheimer is in women talking, it's probably Florence Pue.
I might be lost on this one. The connections are not being made. The endpoint could not
be found. You can always go like, you can always go Keynote, you can go Alex Wolfe,
a redditary, take that to Tony Colette, and then from Tony Colette, you just need to get
to someone who is in women talking.
There's no shot from this, from Nightmare Alley, you can't get to fucking Francis McDormott.
This is McDormand is right Richard Jenkins, reverse swanky, Richard Jenkins, the
shape of water, Sally Hawkins, Godzilla, take up the buzz, there's David Stratan.
They thought it could never be done.
The Stratan incoast swanky and the McDormand out.
Holy shit, this represents a complete inversion of the norm.
Frankie, no madland, Francis McDormand.
Then we just got to get to Jeremy's Iron, man.
So someone here was in Women's Talking for sure.
I don't know what I just said.
This is a different picture of Runeemar
than we had earlier, unless I'm fucking going insane.
So we're trying to get to Jeremy's Iron.
I would think it's like Jesse Buckley,
to, I'm thinking of ending things, the Jesse Plemons,
Falk, the Bogonia, because I just saw it,
I thought that was Alicia Silverstone.
I'm reinforcing the connections now.
Also, I'm sorry there were not as many people in the movie.
Some of these people, these are just family members who happened to be there
for getting a credit for their, their sag profile.
Because there's a total of five, you might be in the movie.
I don't think you guys are in the movie, I think this is the end of the movie.
Investigate everybody else.
To Dungeons and Dragons, that's easy enough, man.
I mean, it's actually really simple if you think about it.
Because you're just trying to get to a movie with Marlin Way in, isn't it?
who's of course he's him. I think we all know or he's I haven't seen the movies
so no spoilers please. You can definitely go I think I have it. I think I
have something. It's Emma Stone to Superbad to Seth Rogan to Zack and
Mary to Brandon Ruth who is of course this was the this was the all the
thing that was going to tie it all together. Brandon Ruth is not the mother
fucker in margin call. That's Zachary Quinto. I fucking confused
Brandy Fruit, that's Zachary Quinto again. And now I'm sitting here like
what the fuck at Brandon Ruth has just done a bunch of cat themed Christmas movies
the nine kittens of Christmas, a Keller Christmas vacation, the nine lives of Christmas.
All he does is Christmas movies with cancer
What the fuck man?
What am I even doing now? I can do this super-blender returns Kevin Spacey
American beauty
Thoraburch
Dungeons and Dragons. Oh my god. I can't believe it
Holy shit
Goodbye, we're not alarmed.
Say, man,
Bill and Dog mentioned, I'm still holding my
Brandon Ruth Stokes, any day now, man, any day,
one second, I guess, in discord, pings,
a moment here.
That's a huge one.
It was German, German, and live-twist.
Shabbang, a noun meaning everything involved in what is under consideration.
You should.
Shabbang.
It is kind of crazy.
The whole shabang hears different than it reads.
If you read that in text, you might find yourself going to lay it excited.
Perry Winkle, a noun meaning any of several.
Thank you, Reddit.
Creek, a verb meaning to make a prolonged grip.
I heard her say, she did not start with a small body of water.
Why would I, I like I waited for the confirmation didn't get it and then hit enter.
and hit enter.
Track.
A noun meaning a footprint whether re...
To be a noun meaning...
To be a...
Qtis, a noun meaning dermis.
The word originates from Latin, the ancient...
But...
Flemphlamer.
A verb meaning to subject to a flimphlamer.
Use it all the time.
Calamari.
A noun meaning squid used to...
I know you get that shiver on if you play Mario Kart 64.
Genome.
A noun meaning one haploid set of chromosomes with the genes they contain, a unabated,
a adjective meaning not abated, be it?
Can't use the word in the definition of the word, bro.
Ogivall, a adjective meaning of relating to, or having the form of an edge of, or an
OG.
Ogivall.
A adjective meaning of relating.
Okay, I have no idea what that means.
They're a pudic.
A adjective meaning of
ex-checker,
a noun meaning a departed
inbellishes,
a verb meaning to me.
Now we're talking.
A nemony,
a noun.
Daniel, they Lewis asked.
That was a good one.
Once you get in the fucking zone,
this is actually easy.
It's easy to spell things if you know how they look.
Ex-checker, I just know it's like some British shit, right?
It's the Minister of Finance. You literally like have to know that if you live in Canada for some reason.
And I want to elaborate any further. I did. I was at the coffee shop about a month ago. I did hear two British guys talking about committing tax fraud in Canada.
They were talking about how they still own a flat in England, but they have to pay
tax on the proceeds that they get from the rent in Canada, and they were like, well, we could just
not, and then just leave and never come back.
It's crazy to just be like, I mean, I get it listen. That's a white-puller crime. But to me, it was kind
Like if they were like hey, we could just go wow that's tore over there really quick
I don't think they'd be letting the ship fly out so fast and loose in the coffee shop instead of just being like we could just upscan
Report them to the CRA hey, there's two British guys in the coffee shop
That we're engaging in conjecture about the fraughting the government go get them
Where's my money?
that narrows it down. We got a few brids over here. I was going to say unfortunately,
but that was just force of habit. Let it is this, man. Shrimp pancake. Now, beef egg,
garlic onion and tomatoes. I take back my, because I think that that looks good, it's
Now, as a limooney or Arani Galuska, is this the finished product or is this like
mid production?
Sweet though with flower eggs, sugar and milk rolled into small balls dipped in melted butter?
Alright, that sounds alright.
Rice with limooney leaves?
I had to go with the dessert eighty eight percent holy cow
I'll be fucking for real with you
Pine and Coke is pretty fucking good. It's basically just a pancake, but pancakes are good, so not to be controversial
Isn't it random like the most popular actually Brianna's kind of up there, too? And I feel like this is one of the most beloved foods on the planet
Nevermind people hated apparently
We're going to go with a delicate French patisserie item versus the Snickers salad.
They call it that because when you eat it, they laugh at you.
The gündel plong cake, or the Queen Elizabeth cake, from my country, it's kind of looks
like a mole, a delicate crepes filled with walnuts, cinnamon, and raisins.
And he sounds good.
Moist cake made with dates and warm spices.
All right, let's be real.
They both look pretty good.
I think I'd rather have this though.
I still don't attend Google or Engie.
So for once today, sweet egg custard filling looks pretty tasty.
Dig a pit, heat stones and fire, place baskets of meat and vegetables over the stones
cover it with cloth, cook for several hours.
That's tough, man.
I mean, they're not asking me which one I'd rather cook because that was.
You know what?
Probably a better chance of succeeding at the honky than I do at the past held at 10-2.
Well, this seems like you've got to go train at like a real culinary school or something,
but I'll go with the pace.
three percent is probably fair. We'll go give we'll not lose. That's a given. Again,
Salanton, tasty, extremely tasty. Might suffer a debuff because people may not do
the necessary research to know that this is a noodle soup. Or a resh Benjamin.
Ten their eggplants, we go saw, oh, oh, you're missing out! Why am I
And I am magically opposed to the masses when it comes to Korean food.
They think that the bad Korean food is good and the good Korean food is bad.
11 with you.
This looks fire, but I'm not really a tripod, so I'm going to go with the other side.
It's still be the average.
The difference is you've actually eaten it.
You're going to hate you, but you're speaking the truth.
Lamp potatoes, green beans, carrots, lamb, potatoes, green beans, carrots, onions, garlic,
paprika, sour cream, sour cream, smoked sausage, feels like central Europe, typically
garnish with fresh herbs, particularly in joy and cooler weather, Central Europe.
But, paprika, obviously, you've got to start right here in Hungary, damn.
Or as they call it in the Marvel movies, it's a covea.
Mushroom onions, cheese, sour cream, butter, flour, and then a bunch of optional stuff.
these nice mushrooms and this is like a with a shot this is crazy and some cigarettes
this is fucking sick this image has aura this is like an oyster's rock a
fella like the to me this just looks like New York like this looks like
something you would eat if you worked on Wall Street this looks like a Wall
street stock broker meal. This and some cocaine. But I don't think, I mean, this looks
so lame. I got to try, man. The cigarette, it could be, could be Japan, too. I
is cold to the northwest Russia. Correct. Julie N. I mean, I give it a
fucking try. It is a madman food for sure. Flower baking powder, eggs, salt. Okay,
so it's a cookie. It looks good. Don't give me your own. Putting this much on a lime,
a lime is crazy. Thailand. East of Thailand, Vietnam, Bulgaria, Philippines. Correct.
Yum. The lime saved me. Otherwise, I was just gonna guess like Italy or something.
13th all week crush the fucking average today. Oh
Bay leaf equals the Philippines. Well, I guess every time I make a chicken soup, I'm accidentally making a Filipino Canadian dish. My bad y'all
I might be part Filipino. You never know
No, no, I definitely am not.
There's a chance I'm part Chinese, genetically, there's no I have zero Filipino DNA and
I'll tell you why, I'm in swagless.
I have no swag.
I have to work for the swag, the swag doesn't come naturally to me.
Finally, I've been trying to cultivate swag.
You're too hairy to be Chinese.
Bro, gene expression is a complicated, fucking scientific topic, okay?
There could be Chinese genes inside of me that are being repressed by the by hairy ass genes.
But they're in there somewhere
I watch your old PUBG videos. You used to have swag. I did not have swag in those videos. I was wearing streamer hoodies, bro
I was even more swagless than than I am now
I was leaving the house like what's your streamer hoodies should I wear today? What streamer?
What streamer streamer graphic tea should I wear today?
It's a different era than just be Korean chicken with a spicy glaze.
It looks alright.
The fish and chips, I just listen, I get it, like that's really cool.
But I just can't believe that this is the optimum form for a good tasting fish and
ship's to exist in.
We'll go with anything over bugs. I genuinely, I can't.
Give me good looking hotdog over horrible looking.
Cheeseburger obviously.
Sharing box versus Indian box.
Two burgers, two pies, chicken strips, cheese bites, two drinks, and a program.
Versus, perhaps a pecoro or an onion bodgey, some non, a little, a little cheap with the meat we're talking, I mean this happens sometimes in your order in the influber like six pieces of chicken on a few French fries.
I think I gotta go with the sharing box, man. It looks good, don't give me your own.
This is a given. Halumi gyros.
What?
They're not.
That's what a best looking child hot dog beat it.
I'm pro sausage, but I haven't stunned.
Chicken tenders and wedges looks really bad.
Definitely like reheated in a microwave on low.
Steak sandwich looks alright.
Way too expensive, but I think it clears regard.
Nevermind. It does not clear.
They would rather pay too much for shit than too much for something decent.
something decent. Give me cats who carry fries. I don't think the cat
suits in the house with us. Oh, because it's not cats who, the
tone cats who, well, it should be what are the fucking I talking about? They
just got the flakes in there, man. But you've got it. It's just whatever.
Stake pie that very much resembles a hockey puck or cheesy chips.
Well, the thing is this is inadible, I think, it's not only burned, but also appears
to be empty.
So, even though this is obviously bad, I think you have to take it.
Pizza looks pretty fucking good, if I may.
in blank, it's a pretty fucking good. This all looks good, man. It looks really fucking good.
Weird cheese. Cover your ears of your sensitive. South Korea inherited more from the Italian
pizza heritage than the American pizza heritage. So you get a lot of like Neapolitan style
Increst pizzas now. I'm not gonna say they don't have pizza chains in fact. I actually have some of the embody some of the best elements of American pizza that time is forgotten such as
Having a buffet and like a salad bar when you sit down inside of the pizza restaurant
But most of them are are that I had at least are more like this
This looks pretty fucking good though. This looks pretty fucking good
That was a really tough one.
Pulled pork and beef brisket roll looks pretty good, man.
I mean, why was I thinking about this?
Like, I was looking at this, like, this stood a chance.
I was actually entertaining the thought that the right could somehow.
What was I thinking, man?
Rains are a little slow today, I apologize. It was kind of a school lunch, very school lunch coated.
Eerie references to hands across America, book in what 2019 horror film.
I can't believe that that was the three point clue. That should be the one point clue, man.
This is us. I see what you're saying there. I don't care if us doesn't make sense. I think it's pretty good.
not like who they not like who first-apps good.
Oscars crazy if you don't have a
a redder in your ear telling you that
what happened to the tethered when the lady like flew across the notion or something like that kind of makes the
tethered stuff kind of only makes sense if they stay within you know maybe like a couple miles
of where they were, where they were born, but still.
God, did this, it passes the vibe check at least?
It's been more than 90 years since the Sheep Left Sheep Meadow, a grassy area within,
I'm gonna say this is Hyde Park, not okay.
I'm gonna say Central Park, I should have started with Central Park, but I thought I would flex and start with a Hyde Park.
The 2014 Cookbook, it's all Greek to me, is by TV personality, the Spina non-nappolis,
who goes by what shorter first name.
Spin.
Say, Dina.
Unlike Maul Pop, then rival Tiffany, she wrote her own, saw a dadby, dadby Gibson.
That'd be gifts and easy enough.
Native to Mesa America,
Pale Sin Tests is the collective name for the four wild versions of what plant.
King Waw.
Barbara McClentock had a Nobel for discovering the jumping genes in what feed crop.
I mean, I should obviously know this, but it's corn maze, okay good.
I was thinking it could be beans, but I think there's more than four species of beans.
They've had Bowie played what prominent secondary character in the last temptation of Christ.
Okay?
Let's say the he played Judas Iscariot.
What character literally washes his bloody hands?
Pani is, Pani is pilot.
I literally don't even know who Pani is pilot is.
I just know he's associated with the death of Christ.
Chris Pani is pilot.
He shouldn't have done that sketch.
He shouldn't have done the sketch where they crucified the Savior.
He's the judge who orders Jesus to buy. He's the governor of Judea. Who's the king then?
Manalayas, Agamemnon, King Herid, King Herid, that's right.
It's not Troy. I mean, they have one thing in common. I didn't live in either of them.
And also like, okay, that's a good way to describe it.
Someone said, you don't know history, someone else said, you don't know lore, I'm gonna choose,
I'm gonna choose the interface with the one that said, you don't know lore.
I don't care if there's a historical consensus that this shit happened, it's Lord
and me, okay?
They didn't decide fast enough, is this the real life or is this just fantasy?
And I said, you know what I got world capitals to learn.
I can't be flim-flammed like this sort of these events in the order they occurred.
Okay, the last Volkswagen Beetle was probably manufactured in like 2015 and then it would
be a VHS movie. They were still coming out with VHS in like the early 2000s. The last
public performance by the Beatles was 1970. The last living person born in the 1800s,
shit. That's looking. That's that's crazy. Some one born in 1899 who lived to be
the 115 would have died, like fucking here, which is crazy.
Now, I feel like cigarette ads would have stopped on TV, maybe in like the 70s.
I'm going to say it's after the Beatles, which is 1970, even.
And then the last person executed by guillotine,
they couldn't have been doing that,
like in the 20th century, right?
Ah, oh God.
Oh God.
This fixes it all if you put this,
right here.
that was tough. What do you mean? The last vote so they could be the was made
eventually in 2003. I don't buy that. They were making 2015 vote so I can be the
Yeah, given somebody the, the guillotine in 1977 is kind of crazy.
Those are new beetles. Bro, the ones from 2003 are new beetles too, man.
Their original beetles from like 1952 or something, right?
Stupid.
Who's 2003 ain't new anymore?
That's what I'm saying, man.
That's when Lord of the Rings returned to the King came out.
And now they're talking about rebooting Lord of the Rings.
I can all see it.
Give him a chance, at least.
Which is a higher population-weighted density.
Yeah, I'm going to say DACA Bangalore Dash.
That seems like a kind of a given, higher percentage of people who are born in their state of residence.
I'm going to say, Long Island. What happens in Long Island stays in Long Island?
Higher median household income, probably going to go with Long Island, higher traffic fatalities per capita,
Nashville or Syracuse.
Normally, you would be thinking faster roads equals higher chance of dying.
But I'm going to go with the heuristic that more trucks equals better chance of dying.
More arthritis, aka older people.
As an interesting one, they call it a hot lanta and heat is good for your joints.
we go Ohio. It's that simple. It's that simple. They call it hard land. That's how I
know less people have arthritis there. By a lot, 23% of adults in Columbus have arthritis
He's like one in four.
No one from Atlanta calls at that.
The ATL, Georgia.
I know all about it, man.
Safe as a snake on eggs in the Beamer 80040.
I went to the crib and called her, but she lost me.
My baby mama beat me seven o'clock.
She tried to talk to me.
You know what I'm saying?
ETLE and versus predator, that would be sick.
I don't know the predator by Ice Cube Good Album,
but ETLE and it's kind of surpasses it.
Plus, the predator got this by the editor.
Or so I've heard.
Ice Cube has three good albums.
Are you counting straight out of Compton?
And then listen, I've said some positive incident negative things about ice cube.
He did write apparently like the whole album.
Then they come out, he wrote like everybody's verses on straight out of Compton, which
to be fair, he also gave himself the best verse in every single song.
I think I would count it, man.
as you should, yeah, as you should.
1970s English language films that are Westerns,
that are also about racism directed by Mel Brooks.
I thought it said films shot in 1874,
and I felt like flight, I was like,
I ain't even gonna be alive.
Capitals of Asia, former capitals,
capitals of former nations,
populated coastal places in Yemen. Is this yerevan, am I crazy? Aiden.
I played a U4!
Oh, I played a U4.
16th century German writers.
I really hope, I think this was like 300 years early.
Kepler makes a lot more sense, man.
I should have looked more into the astronomer's stuff and a lot less into the writing stuff.
You know how I know life was easier back then because you could be an astronomer and a writer.
Now in 2026 you got to pick your own fucking lane.
But in 1571 you could be like, oh yeah, I'm kind of the best of both to be honest with you.
They had no competition bro.
So they were writing and telescoping against, like, accountants and peasants.
They had no chance.
Countries and territories were English as an official language in Southeast Asia, former
Spanish colonies, volcanic, arch island, member state of the United Nations.
I would think that this is the Philip, and it cannot be the Philippines, and that's not
how Philippines is felt. There you go. It is, listen, I don't want to necessarily go
down this road, but sometimes I mix up the audiobooks and I listen to like people's
history of the United States. What you doing in the Philippines, bro? The hell are you doing
in the Philippines, America? What can you chill out? That's a long way away, bro.
your own business. You went to Hawaii, that was pretty fucking far, but like the Philippines,
there you shouldn't be all the way over there. That's a long-ass trip, bro.
1987 comics they abuse. Adventure game characters, 2005, web comic they abuse. This is Sam and Max.
And yes, all cops means Sam and Max as well.
Sorry, sorry to thug just fucking, without just trying to make you sad.
Populated places in 1833, cities in Illinois, cities in Cook County, I'm gonna go with
the city of Chicago, 1970s and 80s in Italy, communists,
Terrorism, dirty wars, proxy wars, history of the Italian Republic. I have no idea, the years of lead,
absolutely no idea. Interstellar travel, Japanese inventions, spacecraft propulsion.
What the fuck? Microwave technology. What is a solar sail? Is this, is this the stupidest thing I've ever written?
It's the smartest thing I've ever ridden in my life.
Holy fuck.
Is this shit real or is this science fiction?
It's real?
That's crazy, man.
19th century classic composers from the Russian Empire.
That's the homey right there.
Yeah, LGBTQ classical composers.
That's Chakovsky, bro, under percent.
Dutch inventions, mobile computers, networking standards, Swedish inventions.
Tell the communications related introductions in 1989.
A modem is too, this is too late for the first modem.
which inventions, Swedish inventions, could be a router.
Fuck it, bro, for all I know, it could be Wi-Fi, not a Wi-Fi, but Wi-Fi is not a mobile
computer.
I'm going to say that it's a router, Bluetooth, Bluetooth, it was invented in 1989, holy
You fuck man, holy cow.
What were they using it for?
I guess they were using it for the same shit in 1989, or were they just waiting around
for like, were they like, hey, I invented this useless shit, fucking sucks ass, doesn't
do anything.
And then like, 10 years later, they were like, oh fuck, remember that garbage you made?
Turns out it's actually, it's actually sick.
We did pretty well today, man.
They had Bluetooth before wireless headphones.
I guess, well, I don't know what the fuck they were doing with it, man.
So I'm just going to go, I love Bluetooth 4 audio transmission.
I don't really like it for transmitting signals for my controller to my computer because for
some reason it lags like a motherfucker.
But nobody's like, oh, my rival by Steely Dan is three seconds behind because you're
just as long as it flows like in a stream that makes logical sense.
You're like, it's okay.
I think that if Roy from the office was in Steely Dan, he would be like, yes, I'll
match him, Jim, for Jim now, or some shit like that.
Who's Roy? Roy from the Appams fiance? He doesn't deserve her, man. He doesn't deserve her.
He's going to lose or Roy, you're going to lose or neither is Jim.
I mean, and Jim, listen, is Jim the cream of the crop in that office, yeah, and
I mean, you're acting like notice, you're not disrespecting Pam, but I think Jim and Pam are bringing a very similar amount to the table.
I think that they seem very compatible to me.
I think it's just like a 11-degree angle. Let's go 10 then.
Jim was a top seller and Pam was a temp. Pam is not a temp.
She's a full-time administrative assistant slash receptionist.
Which is literally harder than being a salesman.
Because most of sales is talking to people who are already going to buy your shit anyway.
The amount of times that it matters whether or not you're a good salesman is like near zero.
No disrespect to the people in chat that are salesmen.
I've never been sold anything by a salesperson.
Okay?
I go into the store and I go, I need a new fridge.
And the guy goes, how about this fridge?
And I go, I want this one that I read about online.
And then he sells me the fridge that I read about online and
Then I guarantee after after I put the credit card in the machine because it's probably over the tap limit
He goes into the back room and he goes
We got him boys he was on the fence and I took as in how about this one I showed him a shitty fridge that he didn't want
And he went, actually, I want this mid-range one that I found on the internet.
And I said, oh, this one right here, we'll ring that up right for you.
They don't work on commission.
I think they do.
Some of them do.
He smelled blood in the water.
You ever see the Mr. Show reboot sketch, whether trying to sell
carons, where Bob Oden, Kirk and his assistant are trying to sell
Karan's, and then he's never sold one, but then he, they go to a house for a guy who
just opened a new mosque. So I'm laughing well, I'm, well, I'm describing it. And then he's
like almost blowing the sail. Like, oh, well, I don't need a Karan, but my husband just opened
the brand new mosque. I think he might need like 200 or 300 new corals. And then he
gets a stake. That's a good one, man.
Did you guys hear they're going to keep the woke AI out of the Department of Defense? I'm
Let's someone's watching out for us.
I was worried that a Steinet would be woke, man.
Sorry, the Department of War.
I dead named the Department of Defense.
I'm bad, y'all.
Sorry, I got too real for a second.
Look at that fucking shot.
We're gonna land it right there.
That was, thank you for her serially.
That was a good fucking shot.
This is a hard one.
Oh, we are Poggin.
We were Poggin.
Shot got harder.
There you go. That'll do it.
That's what the fuck I'm fucking talking about.
Puff-ass shop bro.
Hold.
It's lately better to be honest with you.
You know what?
Fucking, just fucking skip it and send it, bud.
I can't believe I was trying to hit the intermediate step there.
We're going to just go straight to the terminus.
Yeah.
This is a good performance today.
It's pretty clean.
I can lip it that I can lip it that I can lip it that I can lip it that the shooer though
Oh my god.
Okay.
That was not good.
Oh my god.
Now we're fucking talking, drop it right onto the modfucker.
Hello, server, top 10% I can live with that.
Every consider that instead of having to ping the server, you could just maybe give the
data set to all browsers locally, I guess what would you store it on, right?
Probably a server now that I think about it.
Just something to think about, or you could just give a random number.
That's true.
How would you update it?
Everybody sends in their hard drive, I guess?
Can you explain your title?
Yes.
Yes, easily.
takes live on the ground, 30s can fly though.
Last lecture, of course, to teach overworked pupils,
I strain.
Overworked, I realized,
fuck trying to solve the riddles, bro.
Just figure out which one is the definition,
and then give it.
Overworked pupils is the definition, I strain.
I do not slick I've been identifying puns for my whole life, holy shit, three under
par eye strain.
Now let's figure out how this would work.
Last lecture of course, I of course, to teach a K.A. to train, yes, oh, it's last lecture,
Last letter of lecture is E, of course, which is yes, and then to teach is train, I strain.
Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, we're talking, we're vibrating, we're vibrating on a higher frequency than we've ever vibrating before.
Holy shit.
We might be fucking getting there.
Now do clues by Sam?
No, I'm sorry to say that's a Dolph or engineers, it's not a Dolph or in two
itters, such as myself.
There's two types of detectives.
I'm going to prove this guy did it.
That's like the Sherlock Holmes deductive reasoning.
And then there's the, I get bad vibes from this guy.
I know he did it.
Let's me.
This guy's got a weird energy.
Actor do be playing a racist all too well for my liking.
Let's say I was typing Ed Norton.
Let's say this is American History X.
Okay?
There have been several great films this summer that have addressed the race issues in America and police brutality.
They've all done it in unique and memorable ways. Does this film have its flaws?
Left the theater pissed off.
Could be black clansmen.
It is because they're talking about tofu grace. They're saying tofu grace plays a racist too well.
No, Adam Driver, whatever, I haven't seen it.
I'm pretty sure to offer Grace's racist in it, too, isn't he like the leader of the KKK?
In the movie, in the movie!
Let me see you.
What, no fucking, no reviews that say it actually sucks?
Because it's good, I'll be the judge of that, if I can figure out what fucking platform
it's on.
Ain't on Paramount Plus, I'll tell you that much.
It's on pussy.
I'm Booba, it's on Labia, get it all out there and then give us today our daily
bandels.
No way you got Paramount Plus?
Bro, I literally got it for one month because my wife got it to watch Matlock.
She ran through the two seasons of Matlock that were on Paramount Plus and now I'm just
out here harvesting free movies for like the next eight days or something like that.
Matlocks run through?
Well, I don't know, she's pretty old.
It's Cathy Bates, bro.
And this definitely sounds like the drums from Pretty Woman.
Okay, it actually is satisfaction by the Rolling Stones.
You enjoyed that. You love nostalgic tunes, bro. I mean, I was not fucking alive when the shit came out. What do you mean the nostalgic tunes?
Well, how the hell would I be?
How the hell would I be nostalgic for some shit that came out 23 years before I was born, then?
You're absolutely right, the clue is crazy.
The clue is absolutely insane.
Horse with no name aka America thanks for the gift and subscription thank you.
I think this actually goes kinda hard.
I think this goes kind of hard as like something you could hear a real organ play at a baseball game.
I don't think you would ever put this in your headphones like while you were driving.
But if you were at a baseball game and they started hitting the live organ on this, you might be like,
that kind of goes a little.
Maybe your parents are nostalgic for it?
I mean, Bro, this shit came out the same time they did.
I don't think they'd be nostalgic for that.
Headphones while driving?
Just try it.
Sometimes you just say some shit.
Left ear my rival by Steely Dan, right ear, the Bible in Chinese.
I got a lot of learning to do.
It's fine, Suomi.
You really should not wear headphones while driving.
Because what they don't tell you is that the back left of the driver's seat,
like outside of the car, but around the back of your head on the left side,
it's a blind spot. You have to use your ears to hear if there's a car there.
You can also show their check and you should, don't get me wrong.
But when you drive enough, you just know, man, you just know that there's a car there.
Because you're listening to the stereo on three, because four is 117 decibels.
You just know that there's one there, man.
So you're catching a whiff of the prickly pair.
Absolutely, man.
So type of shit you'd be listening to in the milk truck,
eases into your space.
I have a prickly pair.
Um, pocket bro, just do some my winter car.
We're going to figure this shit out.
We're going to crack open this chestnut.
Did you learn anything from Chibli?
I ate lunch in nine minutes, right after the stream and then watched
Shibley play for forty five seconds. So yes, I learned that you can put a seatbell on and then after that, I had to go pick up my daughter from school.
I genuinely thought the seatbell in the game didn't work, but it turns out the seatbell works just fine.
As your lunch splits this week, really good actually.
Really good chicken potatoes going kind of hard to be honest with you.
I'm thinking about bringing chicken potato to culinary class wars next season.
Chicken breast or thigh?
I got chicken breasts and there's no doubt that the chicken thigh is better.
But the chicken breasts, I just like that the math is easy.
One chicken breast plus stuff equals lunch.
Chicken thigh, I never know.
I feel like the right amount of chicken thighs is like between two and three.
So I never know how many to go, man.
Like if I finish two chicken thighs, I always want one more.
But three, sometimes I'm like, it's not that it's too much food.
food, it's that it means you have to buy so much chicken. So I'm a chicken breast
guy just for convenience of sake.
Also, I feel like everything and I hope you've lived long enough to be able to relate
to this bit. But everything in life is elastic, everything in culture at least is
elastic and and reflexive. So I grew up in the 90s and the 2000s predominantly, where nobody
ate a dark meat turkey or dark meat chicken. And then the reason they did it is they were like,
oh, first off, it's bad for you. It has some degree of fat, which is obviously true, but not valid.
And then the other one is they were like, it lit, it tastes weird, it tastes so weird.
Then, as a result of the over-conlimit of the white meat, there became a resurgence of dark meat in joyous.
Chicken thighs, chicken legs, which is, I guess, part of the thigh, the dark meat on the turkey.
And that's great, because I think that the dark meat does taste better.
But now we've gone so far to like the dark meat side that we're now in the exact minus realm of the culture that I grew up in,
Which means I know that it's coming back because we're now at the point where people are like
We've we've over corrected people are saying I won't even eat the chicken breast anymore because the thigh clears it so badly
So we're now I believe we're on the down slope of re-entering
Chicken breast acceptance to be honest
I agree we can have both, but but the culture doesn't seem to work that way
White-need era, okay, I'm not going to say that, but you can say that.
Anyway, we're back with my winter call, and by back I mean we're starting a new game here
if you give me a second, because in the reason we're starting a new game is because you
can only be mad if we were erasing some progress, and we've erased zero progress.
We have not gotten any single bit of traction in our finish life so far, so we might as
as well started zero because we're not losing anything.
We do have some knowledge though.
We did fuck up our sleep schedule.
I learned a couple of things.
I learned a,
idle hands are the devil's play thing.
You do not want to come home and not be tired
at like one PM.
Fill your day with some more shit.
So you're not just sitting at home,
bored as fuck waiting for the morning to come around.
That seems like a big one.
So what do we do?
How do we start our damn day?
Step one.
Step one is you turn off all the power in your house.
That's a given.
You crouch to pick things up.
I learned that.
That's a big one.
You should basically, if you live in Finland, you should just be crouched all the time.
Start today with a beer.
Well, that's that is mission number one to be honest with you
Close your door literally my house is too hot. I don't give a fuck
It actually be huge for me if it if it got a little
Got a little colder in there
Okay, we turn this shit on you then chiply reminded me I forgot Vancouver made me soft bro. You don't turn on the blower right away because it's gonna blow
So the air from the engine, which is cold.
So you have to wait for the engine to warm up
before you turn on the blower.
Otherwise you're just blowing your car with cold air.
Then you scrape the window.
AC cold air still clears the windscreen.
Okay bro, is minus 30 degrees outside. I'm not trying to have the AC on right now.
I'm trying to make sure my hands can actually un-grip the steering wheel once I get to my destination.
The beer store.
Are you going to play how many dudes? I'm singling you out. I'm singling you out and I'm ruining your day.
I'm ruining your your vibes at least for the day.
I will play it because a lot of people are telling me to play how many dudes.
how many dudes, but you need to stop
starting with the red herring.
This game is not out, it just has a demo, bro.
Now you're gonna say some shit like,
oh, the demo's really good.
I believe that, but stop trying to make the incentive
to be in a thinking that the game is actually out.
The demo's really good, I pre-moved you.
Why did the wipers come on?
I accidentally put my hand through the windshield and turned them on.
That one's my bed.
Back when those two were just fine.
So I do think before we leave,
we probably do want to close the front door.
Remember how much of the North deal it was?
The first time we just wanted to leave that house?
We've come a long way, man.
Look at this.
Okay, wipers, please.
Gosh, shit.
I need to open the door, right?
Oh, no, I need to get the blow around.
It's getting a little too steamy in here.
I'm not cute.
That was the car full of moisture.
I think maybe because I got in, I was sweaty.
Sweaty plus no blower equals humidity.
Okay, I understand, I understand now.
Honestly, I think I can fucking thank that.
I didn't even have glasses for like the first 10 years
in my life.
I think I can drive through this.
Old people are driving with this kind of vision
every single day.
It shouldn't be a problem for a beast like me.
I'm in the problem of my life.
What about the seat belt?
Okay.
If I may say one thing, I need my seat belt, but I don't need my seat belt to go to
the store.
I'm just going to the store.
Oh shit, close that up.
It's already been a me a little fuckin' traction, bro.
Oh fuck.
My car tells me off if I don't wear it.
You can literally just buy something online
that you can plug into your seatbelt hole.
That will stop the dinging.
Just in case you were like, um, am I zoomed in or something? Why am I, why am I, why am I looking so?
Maybe I've just never had the windshield this clean before, man.
In case you're a moron, well, I think it's honestly stupider to have to deal with the beeping all the time instead of just solving the problem, but I guess
You're not interested in solutions. You're just interested in complaining. So
You know more power to you. I guess these days these days that's all a lot of people got this complaining
We're the seat belt. I'm literally just going to the store, bro
Okay, that you know a no damn traffic or anything
What if you crash on the way to the store?
Not possible.
It's too close.
Most crashes happen 200 miles away from your origin point.
As long as you only do short drives, your shell.
But that on.
Almost thing where you keep this beast around it to be honest.
Take that out.
Probably, I don't think it really matters if you're in second gear, but you know what?
Just for good principles.
Let's put you back in neutral.
Get out of the car.
And you close the damn door.
It was a damn door.
Sorry, I forgot the crouch.
Okay.
Next step.
Next step.
I don't plan on spending that much time at home.
To be honest with you, I don't think I need as much food as I thought I needed.
But what we definitely need is more beer than I had originally thought.
You're right.
I need to remove cover all this quick.
And yes, we are right. We need to take a look at this number here.
Or say a quarter of the project condition only little rust.
Is this the overall goal in the game?
This is what we should be looking at in order to make progress.
Okay. Huge. All right. The number down in the whole beneath you, Teko.
This is the winter car.
I thought it was crazy because you start with the car man. I was like in my summer card
don't you have to build the car from zero?
Core risk revete. Help but that's 08609553. Okay fair enough.
Rageau is like Ryan and finish, but you can catch me in Rageau occasionally.
Although I heard that, it used to be like a cushy console place, but they're redoing
it now.
They're redoing a new concept.
I got to check it out.
We need beer.
Okay.
Here.
Two cases.
Let's go with three cases for now.
New York clears.
Well, okay, yeah, all the King York clears, but sometimes getting down to the West
end can be a fucking nightmare, bro, especially the festival of lights is in town.
So I take your time, it's 1999.
just put him anywhere.
Wait, one second.
Ice in his veins.
He's talking about me, or Tyre's haliburne.
So I ball in the machine.
Well, here's the thing.
Do I have a watch? Isn't there a watch button?
You, whole, Lee, bro. This is huge for a beast like me because now I can use my watch
to tell you what time it is. And I'll tell you right off the bat, I'm not going home at
11 a.m. bro. I'll just be sitting there all day. So. And by the way, you're
fucking out of your mind. If you think I'm putting on my flannel just to go
outside. We're going outside for one second. You'd be stupid to put on a
code. How's Ben's back me up? Two of these go in the trunk. This is a red split, but my next split is going to be better.
This one's going to be good as fuck.
Real take in the trash out vibes.
Can I tell you guys something fucking like genuine like husband of the year type shit?
Two weeks ago I woke up and it was like five in the fucking morning.
As always is I'm gonna pause this because I don't want time to pass time as passable
Okay, I'm gonna I guess I'm gonna have to learn how to I have a multi test
First I got to open the door
Two weeks ago I woke up as five in the morning as if always is I was pooping as I always do and
Then I realized oh fuck
It's garbage day today
It's garbage day and I didn't put the garbage out last night or the recycling
So I said fuck am I gonna chance it but the one thing you need to know about and I don't think it matters where you're from
The day any day where you put your garbage out early
The trucks are gonna come by at 10 p.m. You're gonna be sitting there with the with the bins in the back of your house all day
If you say, no, I'm gonna chance it. I'm gonna wait till like 7 30 a.m
them, they're going to come at 645 and you're going to be out there looking like Bob
Odin Kirk at the start of nobody holding the bags like, come on man! So I went out at
550 in the morning and I put the trash in the recycling out and then I realized, I was
like, why is the recycling so light?
Why is the trash so light?
I realized it was because we hadn't filled them up
from the bins that we have in the house.
So I went back in the house, but two hours before the sun
even thought about coming up, got the internal bins,
sorted them outside in complete darkness.
There also felt pretty bad for my neighbors,
because that's what was clankin' around like crazy.
But I got that shit done.
I felt very good about myself. I felt bad about myself for forgetting to do it at night, which would have solved all of my problems,
but I felt very good about not skipping a week.
Because skipping a week is, I mean, we don't have the kind of house where we can support that, let's just put it that way.
I'm drinking a lot of sandpella green now.
Plus, you know if you skip a week, next week you're getting like a hundred boxes in the
mail.
Oh, sure, I should have closed the damn boot, man.
Sweat them up a damn storm.
How do I lower my sweat levels?
over-ladable. I miss Christmas week at the in-laws. That's horrible. Christmas week is the
week you can't skip. Rapping paper, boxes, packages. You probably bought extra food to entertain
or something like that. Like they should actually come around twice on Christmas week.
Shall we add home to lower sweat? Okay, what do you do about sweat if you're outside of your house?
I guess you just tank it, fair enough.
I know what you do, get sweaty at the gym, change your clothes, and then take the bus home
and then take a shower at home and put on even newer clothes, right?
Because it's apparently it's, apparently it's fucking weird to get naked in the men's
locker room.
It's like literally one of the only places where it's not weird to get naked as a man.
One of like three places.
I'm cold, bro.
Direction, I guess I want it all over this way, right?
I just drive home after, I know you're car fucking wreaks man, you're sitting in the
seat with the sweat he has back, no shot man, no shit, I'll be able to actually change
your life.
Get naked once in the men's locker room, you'll get over the anxiety and your car
will stay so much cleaner.
Just don't sweat, you can actually only do that when you're out of shape.
When you get in shape, your body gets so efficient at cooling down that you sweat like
a fucking monster.
I'm sweating just thinking about working out right now.
Okay, take a seat.
I mean, so far, this has been a huge success to be honest.
We're also, well, we're here.
Why wouldn't we fucking get some gas, bro?
Oh, it's...
I didn't get it.
If you don't press the swear button after you make a mistake
in this game, are you really playing it?
I just realized we got the gas tanks on the other side
of the car.
It seems like the sort of game where they're going to punish you for that.
So I'm going to, I'm going to do a loop.
I'm going to do a loop.
I pulled my dick straight off at the Planet Fitness Gym.
Can I say something about Planet Fitness?
Is someone who's never been to a Planet Fitness?
I also get annoyed by guys grunting and dropping the weights, especially because almost
never are the weights heavy enough to justify dropping them and grunting like that.
But the LUNK alarm is actually fucked up.
I think I'm okay.
Let me out.
It's a guy with a button.
I thought it was like somebody like they knock on you.
Don't they? They like they get annoyed by you.
So they go over and hit a big buzzer that makes like all the lights go out or something like that.
It's a dude with a button. Oh my god, that's so much worse. So you're being like,
watch while you're working out the whole time. And then the staff rather than coming
and talk rather than coming and talking to you and being like, hey, can you keep it down?
They go, woo, woo, woo. That is fucked up, man. I hope that it's never used much like a
fire alarm. Is that good? I think this means put in your pin. Authorizing. Okay.
It's used a lot. Or that man. Permit please. Oh, the coroutine. Okay. Two minutes
a gas bro. I've never seen that shit go off this abommer. I mean, there's dudes we know,
because you see them in the gym. They're dropping the weights on purpose to like, basically
to intimidate you, basically to be like, look at how strong I am. I'm lifting a big
weight in the place where you lift weights. But still to ring an alarm is crazy. What
they should be ringing the alarm for? And again, I work out a home now. But the number
one thing that will piss you well, there's there's a lot actually that will piss you
off in the gym because there's real people in there. That's how do I put this shit back
on? Number one thing is somebody using the equipment that you want to use for any reason
it all, even a valid reason.
That shins annoying is fucking idiot knock that shit off yesterday.
The other one is, I'm going to the pub by the way, using the equipment for a valid reason,
but taking way too long in between sets because they're looking at their phone, forcing
needs a confront my lack of desire to talk to strangers and have to say something like
can I work in? And then the third one is people do not put the fucking weights back, man.
I would have thought by now, now that everybody has read, read it, post and shit like that.
Like in the 90s you go to a gym, people didn't put the weights back. I was like, that makes sense.
They're watching Dharma and Greg. But now everybody spends all day on the internet. Like you really
are still not putting the weights back, bro. That's like the one thing you have to do.
Or clean the machine. I will say at the hotel the number of particularly old dudes who would go,
you know, ass in the saddle on the recumbent bike for like an hour and then just leave the
gym without even wiping it down is fucking heinous man. Just absolutely coated in like
like 60 something asswet watching YouTube videos about like watch collections and shit like that.
I'm going to the fucking pod lads.
It's Monday at 1.30, yeah, it's pub season bro.
Used to work at a plant at fitness, we would hit the lunk alarm just to fuck with people,
sorry your message got scrolled away, but I mean that's maybe the only good reason
reason to do it is to fuck with someone. They should have a door a plan at
fitness that's like this door is for emergency use only the lunk alarm will go
off a few exit. Plus to be honest there's words things than being a
long, man. Obviously, we gotta pre-game the function a little bit.
Yeah, don't be in second gear. Be in neutral. I'm worried I'm going to come back and my car is going to be like in the road.
There's got to be some shit to do here, right?
Oh, of course there's some fucking shit to do here.
But you guys talked to me or is this like a private conversation?
Honestly, I'm fucking chillin'.
What is this?
cigarettes for 17 crowner.
Fucking girl.
Hello, I know that.
Is there a cigarette smoking button by the way?
I mean, literally, like this game is just like real life, man.
It's a eye.
I don't know how to smoke it.
I don't know how to smoke a cigarette.
Let me see what it's doing here.
Let me see what it's doing for me.
It's lowering my sweat.
It's literally chilling me out.
Now you're like, sorry.
It also lowers your hunger.
Well, a new weight loss strategy just drops.
All right, let me see for a second here.
We had a home around dinner time.
Well, you know what?
We gamble until we're hungry.
Eat a meal.
Go home and sleep.
sleep oh I got to call them other fucker to star work I got to figure out what fucking
job I want to begin with. We're just making it to day two without hating my life would be
like a huge burst of progress for me.
and
and it's actually is kind of all of the
and
I think that sounded a little bit like Bob.
Can you guys chill out?
I'm trying to figure out why the luck and test button doesn't work.
Oh, I think I'm nice to get it right now.
It's because you won, press yellow, you won.
Oh shit.
Did it deposit into my account?
All same I win, I see.
Into your hands, basically, as you pay attention when I spend.
I don't think that's very good for us, but it's 1646 still.
Is this like, what's the diogenic music? Is that what it is? When the music is playing
for the viewer, but not the character. Like, is this music happening in here right now?
This is fucking insane. I can't even, you know what? Maybe I need to embrace not being able
to form a coherent thought. Maybe that's the way we make the time pass and this fucked
up finish existence.
As we just let the exterior noise drown out the internal noise and fucking just flow, bro.
Like, look at this shit.
It's already been two fucking hours, bro.
All right, but you're fucking flicking me right now, at least give me a double, man.
I mean the fellas are looking similar but they ain't the same.
You know what?
We gotta go over the spin here.
What would three of these fellas give us?
I can't even tell which fella you are here.
Are you this fella?
Check it you help me
I'm fucking freaking out he's not on the board he's for five that's a different fellow man
That's not the same picture
What the fuck
They hate me
It's been me
You're out of coins, oh fuck.
Fifty more. Okay, 1596.
Well obviously I got to put in a little bit more to get this spin.
Holy shit.
15 coins bro?
It was this guy.
That doesn't make any sense at all, can I cash out?
Is there a cash out button?
I know I put 50 into it to begin.
Oh, that's 15x, okay.
You already did?
What about my 45-peller-vatoes?
Let's skip.
You got it?
I want this, though.
I want this.
You got to spin it, are you fucking kidding me?
Get these dudes to Vegas, man, what if this machine goes cold?
If this machine goes cold, I need to be able to cash out and go to a hot one.
Oh yeah, I mean, obviously we hit that, that's a given.
Fuck you.
Why put so much in?
Well, I didn't want to be fit aluminum like coin purse the whole time.
Back to you.
This could be fucking big though.
Literally, this is why I wanted to get off this machine.
I literally just won the jackpot and they're like,
don't you want to stick around? No bro, the machine just paid out.
There's no chance.
Alright, whatever.
I think we pretty much broke even on that.
Time?
Why did I think it was 4 p.m. earlier? It's only 3 p.m. Motherfucker.
I don't want to shoot some pool or something. I
Fatigue is pretty high though. You lost like 80 bucks. Whatever easy come easy go
Am I reading an analog clock, right? Is it genuinely three PM right now? Yes, okay.
I didn't know if time worked differently and found under something like that. I think I've got
my to-do list for the rest of the day. This has been a big success though to be honest.
To do this for the rest of the day, is go home, call the dude about the flyer job,
sleep a full, set my alarm clock and sleep a full night.
Come on.
Okay, pull out the choke, pump the gas a little bit.
And then hit the ignition again.
Wait five seconds.
Crank it and pump the gas.
and
gave us just give it a second to one up,
I'm going to get it again.
Yeah!
All right, this might make you throw up a little bit, so I apologize.
Pretty sure we lived down here,
and
one of the one of the one of the one more
is better be a fucking house
I literally was not even hearing the gas, man.
My house, this looks like my fucking house, bro.
No, it doesn't.
Jesus Christ.
You know what?
Hoping that one too.
We'll just start, we're on the right here, right?
Isn't that our mailbox right there?
Fuck it.
We stuck?
Here up!
Oh my god, the car...
The cars are rolling backwards and it turned off.
Excuse me, sorry, I got to get this safety.
I want to get this safety down the hill.
Pump the brakes a little bit, there you go.
Handbreak on.
Literally my bad, by the way, I still had the choke active.
Let's push in the choke and the dome light on.
I'll turn it off, bro.
No wonder you're driving so shitty.
Life is a easy problem.
And breaks still on.
Almost got me killed.
I probably might want to turn the headlights on a little bit.
This is a lot easier.
A little turn the mom.
That seems like cheating after what I just did.
But you know what?
Any important of fucking storm lads.
Pull this beast up, just park or anywhere.
Huge.
Okay.
And break, neutral, beer, turn the car off, turn the blow off, turn the window heater
off, turn the car off, get out of the car, make sure the door is actually closed, plug
in the block here.
I'm checking y'all.
What's that sound?
My new on business is my ballows.
That's your fucking, man, you might need a little more to put, oh fuck.
You got this king?
Well, the thing is we're not at risk of anything bad happening to us right now.
Like we actually have all our needs taken care of.
to be fair we did not eat today but otherwise like
pocket bro
just hope unstill picks up the phone and we're we're kind of chill
i don't know if you guys can see shit right now by the way but just give me a
second i got to turn on all the electricity in the damn house
there you go at least we got something
It's just a little dark.
We want to call. I gotta call him fast. I hope he's gonna be there.
Almost sweet home.
This is the car guy. This is chorus rivet.
Yes!
It's kind of swag. I kind of get it now.
I thought he was done. Oh shit.
Is there a button like flick it? Can you flick it? Then turn your whole house down.
That's the real smoking aura is when you decide you're like no more of this shit.
And then it lands in like a trail of gasoline that you then like goes to a car of your
enemy and it fucking blows it up and you don't look back double tap eye.
I'm still a little hungry.
Let's should do it.
Damn, that is kind of sick.
All right.
I mean, turn the lights on for just a second.
It's only, fuck, it's not even six o'clock yet, man.
I came home a little early today.
We still got shit to do though.
You set the timer.
Oh fuck, I still got another motherfucker to call. God damn it. Just in case.
Give it a second.
They get pissed while they talk.
He's not fucking there.
I don't think the cord's long enough for me to reach my pisser, unfortunately.
Alright, whatever, he's busy.
I'm not fucking with you either.
I got bigger plans.
This is where they need me to go.
This is car for sale.
Now, I have no idea where we live, but this is car for sale, so that's good to know.
Like it's like a wake-up whenever the fuck I want them.
Let's live a little, didn't you know, wake up at
Maybe like when the sun is out would be nice?
Just piss out the front door. Oh my god. I haven't done this in so long.
on. I haven't done this since I was like 22. Oh, man. It is sick. It is awesome. Through
wistful song by a young rock group of the spiritual pleasures of pissing out the
the back door. I guess Creeden's did one. I think about it.
It's also told, did you pissing out my back door? I was also told by my wife that there's
a sauna. And if you go to the sauna and you pee on the rocks in the sauna,
It makes yellow steam, but I don't know where the sauna is, and I'm pretty sure this is how people die.
I removed my jacket.
Well, let me think, what time is it? What are we looking at here? Almost dinner time.
So I feel like I kind of I fucked up again, I should have gambled longer, but we
literally still have stuff to do because we got car beer but we don't have any
housebeer yet. So we need some housebeer and honestly I don't give a fuck if it's warm
man. He's going to drink it anyway. Who gives a fuck? It is also and you know what this
speaks to the virtues and the truth of never breaking the seal. I was going to say
he was despite drinking all those beers he hasn't had to go piss you out today. But
then I realized he actually I went piss that was the last action I took. So I
apologize for that. I apologize for that. But if this game was true to real life, you
could hold in your piss for 12 hours but if you piss once you would have to piss again
15 minutes later and I will speak no more on this subject.
Didn't you have some in the passenger seat?
Those stay in the car for when I'm on the road, bro.
Okay. Honestly, day one success, full tiredness
should allow us to see pretend hours of my opinion.
I know all about waking up before AM.
That's like, you can be productive if you wake up before AM.
Three of your thoughts. Four, you're okay.
This is too much like real life.
Fuck, I woke up before my fucking alarm.
Two in the morning, I can't work with two in the morning.
Make sure you turn this shit off, or it'll be ringing all day.
Two a.m. kind of insane.
Well, I could always just like,
drink a couple beers.
Give my problem meter down.
Little groggy.
Go take a piss, obviously.
I know this doesn't look optimal.
First of all, this is like a huge problem as well.
You never stand this far away when you're pissing.
Even if your stream starts strong, when it loses its trigger pressure,
you're going to leave droplets all over the carpet.
So make sure you squeeze it out a little bit closer to the like angle down angle down change the zeroing on your scope and fucking show
And now now if we can even get another 90 minutes, this will be fucking sick. No, they're not even giving me the option
They said fuck you the day starts now. All right, I can live with that
It's literally so much better than the last time
and we played.
We were sitting around for like an hour in-game,
trying to figure out what the fuck did do to pass the time.
So I think this is a huge improvement, man.
It's 120am.
I ain't sweating all that.
I learned my lesson though.
You know what I mean?
I mean one more thing to do besides gambling to pass the time.
Damn, we're fucking pogging.
I need to scrape this thing off as that was at the problem here.
It's true, scraping the window does pass the time.
You know, I should brew my own alcohol.
I mean, I did it in real life for a bit.
Let me tell you, I'm, people are, oh fuck, I hate the choke like 10 times there.
People are gonna hate this take.
Micro bruise, really good.
Home bruise, almost always, total dodged shit.
I'm sorry to say, I know every single person listening to this is like, yeah, you're
right, but like my uncle makes a great one.
Take it from someone who did some home brewing way back in the day.
The only thing that's good about home brewing is the fact that if you cheap out on it,
you don't have a device that tells you the ABV, so you have to divine how alcoholic your
drink is based on how fucked up you get.
That was a vibe.
Otherwise it kind of sucks.
And you always went too far, always leave the cider in the car, boy, just put in
that little extra carbonation in it, yeah.
But sometimes you would have like, you know, a glass of homemade cider, and you'd
be pleasantly buzzed, sometimes you would have a glass of homemade cider, you would be
Focked up, bro.
It's kind of like hidden. I'm feeling lucky on the night.
All right, well, I can't see shit, so I don't really know what the fuck's happening here.
I can see that was it.
I think you're just, there's just moisture rub.
Just wait it off for a minute.
I mean this is real man. I was alive in 1999. Sometimes you just go straight in your car.
It's sitting in the house.
You guys up to anything?
Is there a radio here? I'm probably just leave my hazards on at all times, but wait, you can interact with empty bottles?
Wait, can you can you collect them and bring them into the store for money?
Okay, that's fucked. Bro is my property.
I already asked in-game no, fair enough, enter driving mode, fuck this I'm out of here.
What are we gonna do?
I'm gonna learn a little bit about my neighborhood, which is important.
Why is it in my car working?
Because of the plug, the plug a little connected, but he okay.
Is this really the first time I've driven the car after, I can't fucking unplug it, bro?
The first time I've driven the car after parking it, because the engine is off, is that
important?
Whatever we take those.
for lights. Okay. Any hot key for the radio? There's my card turned off again. What
is it mean when the card turns off? Engine is cold so you can't idle. Understandable. So
So I gotta be faster at doing all this stuff.
Then you problem to be setting me time, two in the morning.
You know, we always turn right right out of the gates.
Let's mix it up.
Let's go left a little bit.
Learn a little bit about what's going on out here
You have a map. No, I'll just go back the same way I came
I'll just put torches only on the right side
So on my way back I'll I'll know that when I see torches on the left we're chilling handbrake now
Everybody talking about handbrakes is going to be banned because it's the number one comment and it's also the first thing
I do when I get into the car. So if you've been watching the stream you've seen the interact with this thing 15 times
Okay, the handbrake is off
And now because I was busy dealing with your fucking banal man who shy I have to
flood the engine
Thanks a lot bro, and now I'm sliding downhill
The choke is indeed on that one I can't disagree with but
In my defense I don't really know what it is or what it is for that matter
It's an early risers over here
Okay, that's a dude's garage, so this was a wrong turn.
Remove cover all is also a vanabola fence.
Choke seems important, but remove cover all is a vanabola fence.
That's pub, not bull.
This looks like a fucking building we can work with right here.
Gosh, should I am going to get lost?
Whoa!
So, what's going on in this place, man?
The shit plant.
Yo, really?
Is this where Chibli is doing all of these, uh, is septic jobs?
What do you think the odds are that I could turn the car off?
Zero, I'll start right there.
But turn the car off and leave the headlights on so I can still see a little bit.
They won't even put the lights in without the key and bro.
Like this is seriously some amateur shit.
Okay, first I take one of these real quick.
It's going to drain the battery.
I will tell you this happened to me once IRL.
Just hanging out in the car talking.
Car went dead.
I had to call my friends dad to pick us up.
Well, she hot. You have a we weren't kissing. Unfortunately.
This means like all the aura loss of having to call her dad and be like, can you come jump
our car? But none of the aura gain from kissing. A pretty lady.
I did, I did, yep, long enough that the car battery died. That's kind of crazy.
happened to me too, but I got asked, skilled difference on ironically.
I feel like if I fall down here, I might drown in the darkness and die.
Oh shit.
I think I might already be dead.
is there a reset button reset to the, I don't think reset to default is going to do it
reset is death, not simply like fly into the space before I fucking cleared it, all you have to do is jump
Let me in, please let me in, it's my car, please let me in, bucket 315 in the morning.
But now we know we can work here, that's actually pretty big for a guy like me.
Now just to play Kate you motherfuckers, handbreak is off, I right click on it, it's done,
and I swear to you, we're poppin'
and then...
Alright, I think my job will be to come back here tomorrow.
I know I need to speak to the car guy as well, but I don't know where the car guy lives
So that's a real problem for me, but I'm sure I'll find him ambiently if I play long enough
We got goals now go home take a nap
Great couple beers
Come back to the shit factory tomorrow. Maybe get a job. Make some money. Is this public?
But this is not a fucking joke getting home is gonna be a real
It's gonna be a bit of a humdinger. Are you the pub? If we see the pub, we know where we're going.
Let's don't look right.
Oh shit.
shit. This means you're leaving the town. We can't do this. We have to go back, but I need
to find a way to turn around because this is not a tenable situation you just drive
the introvers just looking at the exhaust coming out of my car.
Yep, I'd let it f**king tell you.
Fuck is the FEMA temporal?
It's for the rally.
Like a car rally.
Look at this shit, my car is fucking stalled.
People are like, kill the wipers.
You got bigger fucking problems, bro!
Oh my god, I was trying to push it. Even I know you're not supposed to push it in gear, man.
Get those hands out.
Is this fucking working, I'm going to die out here, I'm going to die out here, in 1 millimeter of snow, I'm going to die.
I'm literally like in someone's tire tracks and my car can't get purchased here.
Mission fucking accomplished. I think where is the road, bro?
You need to put some more overhead lighting on the fucking earth.
I've had enough of this fucking darkness.
Plus, I'm fucking almost sober.
Do they have an ass over there?
Yeah, we got an ass over here.
I think you said AAA, but I think it's just a funnier comment to say you guys have
to ask over there. But we didn't use to. In the late 90s and early 2000s, we didn't
use to have asks. You know that's right. A real quick mission. It's got to be somewhere
around here, another soccer. I like the enter driving mode. Yes!
What about milkshakes?
Yeah, we got those.
We got those.
All right, keep your eyes peeled y'all.
We're looking for pub, pub, nappa.
Wait, is this just my fucking arrow, Tians!
Holy shit.
Haters will say there was no reason for that ride.
Yes, there was a fucking reason for the ride.
We needed to kill some fucking time.
Turn that shit off.
Break a beer.
ride was the reason.
For me, the squeeze is the damn juice.
And break on, you fucking heard it.
Don't condescend to me.
That looks fucking sick.
That looks like the ammo for a grenade launcher or something.
Definitely.
Row.
Turn that dome light off.
I'm not letting Winther 06 happen to me again.
At least not without the wall.
Oh, a little something for me, can you get low and grab this?
I feel like we're close enough.
Maybe not.
I remember Winthero 6.
You're pretty good Tom, Winthero 6.
I mean, I'm not even talking with you,
grade time at the multiplex man.
I saw a pain's labyrinth and children
amen within two weeks of each other
without a doubt.
In the theaters.
That was like the same vibes as when X-COM
enemy unknown and disonored came out
on the same day in October 2012.
One of the greatest days in gaming history,
Plus, there was also dishonored.
Getting sucked off in the front row of 300 that year was pretty sick.
That did not happen. You did not get sucked off in the front row of 300.
Cause, you know why the front row is for people that are late.
And if you're getting blown at the movies, you're going to be on time.
There's no shot you showed up late for a movie where you were getting blown in the theater.
I just don't buy it. It doesn't pass the fucking smell test.
You remember the 2003 blackout?
Yeah, I was at my friend's dad's house.
I don't want to call it a lake house.
It was a house on the lake.
But he was divorced.
So he was just kind of living that lifestyle.
My friend's dad, not my friend.
My friend was like 13 or something, 14 maybe.
So, as my friends, Lake House, for his birthday party,
and then our parents were supposed to pick us up at like seven
or something like that, but they started showing up at like five
p.m. And we were like, what are you doing here?
And they're like, the power is out everywhere in the province.
There's a province-wide power outage.
So, we got bored and came to pick you up.
I don't know. I guess his Lake House was on like a generator,
something like that.
So, we all got picked up early and then driven home
our houses where there was no electricity and fucking just sat there being like, whoa,
this is crazy. Clean your house, you caveman. Actually, first off, these bottles came
that they're built in. So I need to get like a guy here to get them. Secondly, you'll know
that this is like a permanent life where we can have a permanent death if we fucking start talking
in about cleaning the house.
Now, to me, if we start cleaning this house,
that's us saying this is our life.
And actually, what is this like day two now?
I think we've done a pretty good fucking job, bro.
Same way about unpacking.
I got to be honest when we came back from our trip, we unpacked right away.
This goes like, I was like, if I don't unpack right away, I'll keep putting it off.
And it felt awesome.
Okay, we do have, I'm big problem though.
Can I also say one other thing? And you can't condesend to me because I literally have a child.
So I know you're going to hit me with some shit that's like,
Well, if you tried not whatever bro, we have a kid.
People talk about packing for a trip, like it's the hardest thing in the world.
Oh, I'm going on a trip, I'm going on a trip for five days in a week and I haven't
packed yet.
You can pack your suitcase in sub one hour easily.
And the bulk of the packing is just underwear, socks, appropriate clothes.
That should take you like 10 minutes at most to pack this in case with that.
And then you have 50 minutes to go through a mental checklist, phone charger, voltage
converter, headphones, blah, blah, blah, like that's it, man.
The way people talk about packing is like it's a this crazy or deal, but what if it
rains?
What if it's what if it's low?
What if it's sunny?
Bro, whether, weather.com, type in the city you're going to, your chill.
Keeping, camping's a different story, camping, I understand, because you're on your own out there.
If you're going to stay at a hotel, like in a town or a city, it's all good, and you're
just pack your clothes, pack your chargers, medication, and then like a device, you're
going to be fine.
That's it.
That's literally all you need.
Maybe a swimsuit?
You're right, I'm wasting my time.
It's almost 9am.
Here we go.
What about your toiletries?
Well, okay.
You need your toothbrush and toothpaste as well.
I don't keep brings our own soap and stuff, but I'm a simple guy.
I'll just use the built-ins at the hotel.
And you're shaver. You do need your shaver as well, but like this stuff, it's I'm sorry to tell you you're not really making the point any like less salient like the shit is very easy man
They're not all in the same spot
Okay, you can't do anything. That's fine. I will say I used to utilize weaponized
I realized incompetence to my advantage.
I would be like, I'm just going to let Kate pack,
because packing, I've heard packing is really hard.
And then I just started packing myself, and I was like, wait.
It turns out, it's actually like, it's exactly as easy as you'd expect.
You just put the shit you'd need in the suitcase and just zip it up.
I can save my wife a little bit of labor by just knocking this one out myself.
This was where the shit plant wasn't a shit plant down this road?
I don't even need to put this bitch in reverse. I'll just wait till I slide back a little bit
No, all right, never mind. That's the race track
Have you packed your theragon? No, I just leave it at home. I do miss it though. Theragon's kind of go to
when making yourself think that you've
Increased your recovery is the vibe
This is the ship plant, bro.
You can't get there that way, though.
I know what this is the ship plant.
The fecal factory.
You don't have the shit truck though?
Well, you know, one step at a time, grow.
I'm finding myself.
You got to exit driving, though, to take the key out of the ignition.
I'm literally about to have a job in your view.
man. Guys, let me put my shit on because I can't take it off.
It's time you didn't?
Oh fuck.
I said that I shit then knew I was good.
I was so bad. I was like, I'm going to die.
She turned on the heat, bro. She's running around a little bit.
That's it for you.
That's all.
Alright, so let's fill up.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
And see the first couple of maximum moves.
Let's have this room work from home fit on.
Uh huh.
Uh huh.
The pajama pants with the fucking,
I was going to say the Dilbert shirt, I don't want to give you that.
But I need you to speed up or I'm going to die in your office.
Oh my god, you said that you said that already!
It's not a job he'll pay you for dumping the shit after you have a full load. Okay, well, this is the shit truck
But how do I what do I do with the shit truck?
Fucking bro
Drive it like you stole it I guess or can I you do have it. Okay. What fucking turn this shit on?
I don't even know where the ignition goes in this thing probably with a keyhole
Help me. Help me. You got to use the choke? Oh fuck. Guys, I'm going to freeze to death.
You got to get hydraulic pressure first.
That's differential pressure.
There's a manual in the glove box.
Where the fuck is the glove box on this beast?
What the fuck?
Oh my, it just needs to sit for a minute.
Oh shit you're looking right man.
Where's the heater?
Range?
There is no heater?
Oh shit.
So I guess I'm just going to drive this back to my house.
I need to improvise into, this is actually the future mate.
And now you're telling me I will get calls at my house that are like, come visit my house
and pump the shit up and then I take the, all of the huge.
And then I take the shit to that guy and he gives me money for it.
So we have a literal fucking job now.
There is one problem though.
I don't think I have a fucking answering machine, bro.
So do I have to sit around and wait for the fucking call to come in?
Oh fuck. It's the wrong this the wrong way man.
They just call when you're around.
That's kind of sick.
Can you go to church on Sunday in this game?
by all fuck. That seems like it would like, you know, give me something to look forward
to it very least something to do and meet some people.
Bins are almost all atheists. Really?
Just genuinely just being honest. How does that happen? Because Norway Denmark and Sweden have like
hell a Catholic traditions man.
Because it's not true. Oh, I guess it's not true then.
How do I change my range again?
You started to work as you said Catholic.
I made Christian. What? You know that I don't know the fucking difference.
Okay? I didn't mean anything by it.
Great, great, I fucked my car, never mind it works.
God smoke the fucking ship truck, Ricky.
Oh, you're right, I got no beers in this thing, man, I'm fucked!
Is that the pub?
He's fucking cross country skiing, that's so sick, holy fuck, that's awesome.
WOOOOO!
What's out man?
That's a sled.
either way, that's fucking awesome.
Guys, I'm not even fucking with you. I feel like I've actually gotten some momentum in the game now.
I feel like I have something to do. Like I have something to live for.
Is that something putting beer in the car?
Yes, but it's a different car. It's the same beer, but it's a different car.
And that means that I'm a different guy.
He hasn't even gotten the winter car?
I just assumed that couldn't afford it, man, because I can't afford much to be honest with
you.
Thank you, sir.
Winter car is only 500 bucks.
Well the other thing is, it put a pin on my map, which is great, but I don't know where
I live.
So I don't know how to get there.
You live in the top left of the largest town.
I'm choosing not to know that because I feel like I have an earned that knowledge yet.
So you telling me that doesn't seem like that is a good thing.
It seems like you just basically gave me information.
I'm not allowed to have, and fuck my whole case up.
Honestly, I'll take a fucking same in Super 8 now,
that sounds like you would hit the spot.
Hi, Papa, I'm a Marine, I'm a Marine.
It has no idea how.
Yeah?
I'm a Marine, I'm a Marine, I'm a Marine,
I'm a Marine, I'm a Marine, I'm a Marine.
The only thing I miss about not being on social media
is if the restaurant looks like this, where you sitin.
If I'm a table of one, add this restaurant, where am I sitting?
I'm probably sitting right here, and I'm taking the booth.
Ooth closest to the door.
Why?
No reason to put myself over in the corner here.
Might as well maintain a good sightline from the guy who's
going to bring the food.
I go one-booth deeper, you be in here.
This is actually pretty nice too,
because you do get the booth behind you instead of the chair.
So you don't have to make eye contact
with like everybody that enters the store, I guess.
I could respect that.
One thing's, I'm being so fucking sincere when I say this.
If you're a table of one,
I don't give a fuck at the rest of the round's empty.
If you're a table of one,
and you sit here, fuck you.
Piss me off. You should know your place. Table for one equals you sit in a
fuck-ass table like this or you sit at the bar.
Two of these damn, I'm running out of money, man.
Bar is the solo play, other thing about sitting at the bar even if someone who doesn't
drink anymore.
I love sitting at the bar because I feel like in our perverted fucking society, where nothing
makes sense and up is down and down is up, the bar is actually where you get the best
service.
Because when you decide you want something, you don't have to wait for someone to come
around.
You literally just have to make eye contact with the person that's like two feet away from
and go, can we have another order of fries? And then the person behind the bar goes, yeah,
and you're good to go. Do you have a drinking problem? Excuse me. Does it look like I have any
problem with drinking? That joke could have gone smoother to be honest. Let's get it better
better for the clip. Let's get a clean cut for the clip. Does I now have a drinking problem?
Listen, buddy. Does it look like I have any problems drinking?
I'm lost. Put that one on YouTube shorts.
I've been walking.
Ah.
Slurp me.
Oh, my shaman soup!
You're not the window sill from a saucer like a damn house cat.
Can't piss.
Now there, are you sure this is Finland and not Canada?
What the fuck do you mean? I can't use the bathroom.
You just walk in, man.
Oh, there's no toilet. Okay, what time are we looking at here?
Noon? There's gotta be, let's play some of this fucking shit right here, man.
Did that just cost me $250? Holy fuck, are you fucking kidding me?
Am I fucking broke? Oh my god, I got a win.
It's over. That's half your car.
I don't know what the fuck.
Nothing's showing up on panel.
Panel's one. Oh, I only put one coin in.
Never mind.
I was being a plus.
Give me 25 on my bed.
Panel's the shit out of me. Panel's five.
Thanos 5, this is cash out, this is Dealme.
They need to bed.
He changed, I save it to, save it to.
I mean, we bet five.
I'm assuming the catosets, I don't know what that is,
but it's probably not gonna be a pair.
And this is Dealme.
Fuck.
Well, we go again, obviously.
This is fucked man.
Yes!
To Plattco?
Is to Plattco like double or not then bro?
Yes?
Oh!
You double it with an 8.
Oh no wait, you got to pick Pianni or Suri.
We want to go Pianni because we got so many high cards here.
God kill you mother fucker you fucking flickin me mother fucker house always wins shit
You need face pairs to get anything all jack to ace pair I see now I see whatever we fucking win
I'm awesome at poker man. Oh my god. We're playing with house money, bro
That's looking huge the cocksy power you
Yeah, of course we go to Plot Co.
And we go P&E again.
Yeah, I think we're going to have to go to Plot Co on that one.
We go P&E.
I'm actually still got 10 in this beast. Okay, we're...
Then it's so bad.
two parrots and two parrots to plocko this time we go to
surgery but the seven is fucking nothing oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god
it's fucking nothing this is big though playing with house money yeah to
plocko this is fucking nothing for a beast like me so the surgery to plocko yeah
That's gonna have to be.
It's gonna have to be.
Give me a piano to plocko.
Whoa.
Oh, I only put 25 into this beast.
If I could just double it one more time,
that would be big to plocko.
I'm going to, I'm going to sp- any.
Oh, fuck, we're up.
We're up, we're up, never now.
It's all, it's all, it's all, it's all,
every single one is 40, man.
It's like, the next one will be 80.
This is crazy.
Well, we got to at least win enough to pay for the beer.
We just bought bros, a two-plot coney.
That killed four minutes or something?
Get to work man. I guess I just got to go home and wait by the phone for a bit.
Is that a taxi job on the board? Actually a taxi would be fucking sick. I did see
should we get a taxi yesterday.
Here we go.
Then you can roll play map.
Oh, oh.
Also feel like taxiing in this game's got to be cool.
because it's not like you're getting a call that's like pick me up right now.
They're probably like, hey, take me over here in two days.
I remember when I was in Iceland.
It wasn't in, in Reykjavik at this moment, but I went to a town,
a smaller town in the interior for a wedding,
and we needed to get from the hotel back to the bus station,
to take a bus back to civilization, and then I swear to God,
they were like, go to, it was literally like my winter car.
They were like, in the lobby, there's a pamphlet
staple to a bulletin board that has the taxi drivers number on it.
You can call him and he'll pick you up.
Like they gave us a quest.
And then we called him and it was like,
I'm out of town for a month.
So the only taxi driver in the town was out of town for a month.
And we had like a 25-minute drive through the Tundra
to get to the bus station to take the bus back to civilization.
I literally, it kind of felt like this, right?
I felt like I might end up spending like a week in the town of Hechla,
just because there was no way to get out,
but then some friends of ours gave us a ride, which was nice.
And you can kind of drive, you know, with a bunch of people in your car and ice
because there's like four people on the road in total.
So.
How many countries have you been to?
I've been to every country.
Yeah, yeah, I've been to the state shelves, man.
I've been to every country, so I've been to the state shelves.
We're on the, I've been to Burundi, yeah, I've been to every country, so I've been to Burundi.
Um, I forgot how to drive. Give me a second. I do feel like I got to fill this beast up with some damn basil.
Oh, I'm revving it in neutral.
You want to be in one low.
Have you been to Finland though?
No, but I would like to, honestly.
I've been to Sweden in Norway.
I'd like to go back to both, but I'd like to go to Finland as well.
Okay, parking break.
Neutral please.
Turn off the engine.
Nothing to do there.
It's literally what it's all about though, because then you have to actually like interface with the culture.
That part of the wrong fuck. Oh my fucking god, it's the wrong punk
Jesus Christ
Wait wait, no this side fucking works too. Oh my god. Is the gas tank on this side?
Fuck you
Driving my wife's car simulator 2026, not that's fucking real.
That is some real shit.
How am I going to circle this beast back?
Great, it turned off immediately.
Guys, I need your help.
Pull the hand throttle at touch.
You might be the world's fucking smartest person if I'm being honest with you.
Now we're talking.
Thank you. You're welcome.
We're gonna do a loop.
Yeah, they cars do have indicators for the side that the gas tank is on, but I'll be honest with you. I just didn't look, man.
I saw him down. How'd you get this vehicle? I went to the poop factory and took a job pumping ship.
So he gave me the truck to use at least.
And everyone knew you.
And now we're pretty much...
Spent the whole day playing video poker because our only job today was to like, get
diesel, I think.
You were at my apartment this morning?
I do have to say, if you guys were excited because yesterday I said I had a good morning
poop.
This is why you'd never get too confident.
Definitely pooped this morning.
It was not a good morning poop.
I wish that it was. But I'm hoping you know,
excellence is what you do repeatedly, man.
So I'm hoping that I'm hoping that the good shit's come back,
but I don't really know what controls them and what doesn't to be honest with you.
Norovirus? No, that wasn't that bad.
But the gregler, I might be getting to the age you had any nor virus yet.
I think my kid was right around one and a half or two, the first of two times I had
norovirus.
And it was one of those things, you know, I said that people exaggerate how bad packing
is.
Nobody, oh, last week, that's fucked up.
Still fresh in the mind.
I'll put 100 bucks for the diesel in this beast.
What he exaggerates over exaggerates how difficult packing is.
If you ever see a reddit comment on how bad norovirus is, it's that bad.
You feel really bad for like two days, and then it just goes away.
must be diesel, me at the American Gladiators mixer, worse than glandular fever, I'll
just level with you, I wouldn't know anything about that.
Me at the Gene Store, bro, can I tell you something, I think I've found the use case
for buying shit online.
You know how anti-internet I am?
And I'm like, I love going to the store?
Holy shit, that was like none diesel brawl.
I found the perfect use case for online shopping.
Buying jeans online
when your last pair of jeans had the cross trip out.
Now what you should also do is buy the pants
when you're on your last pair of pants or before.
But I blew up the crotch on my dickies and I was like, fuck, I've been wearing these linen pants even though it's like four degrees Celsius in Vancouver, feeling like, you know, but he's stuff from dexter some shit like that.
But I ordered some doers online and they arrived also ordered some pajamas online. I've been seeping in some nice pajamas, man.
I'll be honest with you. I'm not sure it's for everyone, but I had a good sleep last night. I got to give the pajamas a little credit.
And knew it was going to fucking work.
Let's do it and be legends, man.
Can I tell you guys a W husband, by the way?
Maybe this is too much information, but there's a W husband moment.
I felt the husband points rising, driving yesterday, wife in the passenger seat,
daughter in the car seat in the back, in the trunk, or as they call it the boot,
and especially here, call it a boot.
I forgot which way to go to get to my house.
But anyway, my wife was talking about how it's so funny that dream-rion is an asshole.
Like I'm always being a dickhead to her in my dreams.
And then my daughter said, what about dream mommy?
And I said, oh, daddy has some dreams about mommy, but mommy's usually nice to daddy in the dreams.
And then my daughter said, what did mommy do when she showed up in your dreams?
And I said, oh, I preloaded the joke.
I went, oh, don't worry about it.
And then my wife laughed and laughed and laughed and I went, I felt nice drift by the way.
I went, I fucking nailed that one. I hit the QTE on that one big time.
Guys, this is how you leave the town. She literally set you up. She has no concept of that.
That was all skill, that was all me.
Let me have this one.
Oh fuck.
I was like the old people with the Toyota Corolla, or the Prius.
I forgot what the break button was.
I can do this.
Why are you going the wrong fucking way?
This isn't even like a big truck.
I've seen so many bigger trucks in this.
Just spend my Papa though, no hold.
They might actually, they might increase their revampions on pop-a-doh.
I'm holding right now because pop-a-doh is like, it's a story about you.
Also, pop-a-doh, perhaps the most likely pizza franchise to put their rewards on the blockchain,
at which point you can become a speculative asset and maybe go to the moon.
That's why I'm not touching my pop-a-doh right now.
I think you're a fool if you dump your pop-a-doh.
I'm holding my Papa Dole until it's tokenized and securedized.
And then I will be staking it at 5% annually.
And all I need is pretty soon, I'll be buying my pizza's in Papa Dole.
Let's put it that way.
Holy fuck.
I found my fucking house.
Oh, hold, hold, hold.
Now this is a real test of mother fucking skill.
Give me a second.
Fuck, I missed my calling.
I miss my fucking calling. This feels like literally like second nature to me, bro
Still time while it's not go crazy. I gotta do something going here, but like
This website goes under
They ain't got any robots to drive this shit trucks yet.
Let me out of the car!
What time is it anyway?
Three o'clock?
You know what I'm going to do?
I'm going to go inside and I'm going to go inside.
First we're going to drink a fucking beer.
We're going to go inside, save and exit the game, which I heard might pass the time.
But I'm going to save an exit because I think I have to go piss anyway. So I might as well like pass the time because I got a pass the time anyway
And can you fucking believe it? We're halfway through day two. I'm not dead. And I have a fucking job. I think
That's awesome. We're actually like we're winning the game as far as I know
It's the 1999 dream
All right, I'll be right back.
You chicken potatoes are gonna go crazy today.
Chicken, potato, chicken, potato, chicken, potato, chicken, potato, chicken, you know what I'm talking about?
Liga, you might know what I'm talking about.
What variation of Norovires did you have?
By the way, I've had a couple.
Norovires with vomit is responsible
for my last vomit.
It's very sign-feldian, but I puked
with the last variant of Norovires I had.
That was in like March of 2025.
But then the first time I had neurovirus, I did not have pukenorevirus.
I just had a horrible diarrhea and like stomach cramps.
And it was really funny because like my wife went to Korea, so it was just me and the baby.
And I was like, what are we going to do?
We got to kill some time.
So I took her to the Vancouver Aquarium.
She probably was just in the presence of like 5,000 to 10,000 people, mostly tourists
who will then get on airplanes and go to other countries after they leave Vancouver.
And then later that day, she started to have the symptoms of neurobiores.
So she literally, she may be responsible for giving neurovirus to like 250,000 people
worldwide.
But if I may, someone had to give it to her.
Why are you laughing?
Because there's no way we could have known, man!
She would, that's the way Noreau works,
who's like, you're perfectly fine.
And then you get like a little, your stomach feels weird,
but you're like, stomachs feel weird and then self-resolve all the time.
And then you, you get on the toilet and you're like,
oh, fuck.
This is Noreau virus, bro.
So, I'm going to remind you of their car, or back y'all, or back with more my winter
car.
Time's flying in my winter car.
How'd you get in the world of ours, did you eat raw oysters?
No, someone sent their kid to my daughters' daycare way back in the day with the world
of ours.
So, we all got in the world of ours.
I promise this bit, the optics on this bit are not as messed up as you would think them to be in bad faith.
But when it rips through my daughters' daycare like three years ago, the funniest part is that all the dads got neurovirus and none of the moms got it.
It was like, if you were a woman, you were immune to that genome of neurovirus somehow.
But all of the dudes got fucked up.
4pm.
4pm we got a piss and I don't really want to take a sleep at 4pm I'd rather let it ride.
You know we could, oh my god it's the game is just like real life bro.
We could just take a nap, we could go sleep and set it alarm for like six and then
get a little bit of our fatigue off and then go live our life.
The bro is literally on like a 200 calorie a day die at which is fucking crazy.
Sleeping has been unlocked.
I did want to off fuck.
Four o'clock, two late to figure out what the fuck's going on in the backyard, I guess.
I was hoping to see it.
Isn't this where the sauna goes?
I was true another thing about it.
Fourteen beers probably is keeping us to stay.
Now that I think about it.
in the car max fatigue fall asleep behind the wheel.
They got a name for the winners in the world.
I know what you're talking about.
It's like, what are we gonna fucking do, bud?
Good fucking question, dude.
Like, I could nap, but then that's just kind of
kicking the can down the road,
cause I don't know what I'm gonna do after
I'm done with the nap.
I think I got to go back and play some more video poker.
Oh no, you know what I gotta do?
I put on the linens, hang on, guys that, they won't let me put on my winter clothes anymore.
You got to do a super crouch, there you go.
The protagonist in that song is literally whiny. He's literally not whining. He's having a great time
being the saxophone player at a local bar.
Where are you off to?
I want to run to the ship factory and get my car.
Oh, fuck.
I might need your help, chat.
The dark boy can't fucking do anything, man.
That's just how they just how well.
Oh, you're so fucking real for this.
That doesn't really seem to help if I'm being honest.
I can get to the pub, like that's what I'm giving.
Now I think about I'm pretty sure we turn the wrong way for the pub though.
a furry vtuber with an avatar that was furry, but a voice that sounded like NL make a video
essay.
I don't know what I know this is in NL, well, the easy answer that sucks is because I
am making any video essays, I don't know if shit to say.
I'm kind of, when it comes to media, especially, I'm kind of like in the middle, I would
call it a happy medium. Between one word ironic letterbox reviews and three-hour
long, here's everything you missed in the 20-25 film together video essays. And I
kind of like being there. I kind of like leaving a review that says something like
uh... plug a little tin but they okay.
What's up, brother? Oh shit, you got any beer?
Yes!
How's the finish life going? I actually just found a reason to live, man.
I'm being so fucking for real with you right now.
Ten cents for you.
I wonder if I could fall asleep in the chair.
I guess the ship fucking closes, man.
At two in the morning.
I'm gonna have to walk home at two in the morning.
I'm gonna fucking freeze the death outside, bro.
Give me a fucking vodka shot.
vodka shot costing like four beers is not so
What the hell is this beast down there at the bottom sausage with fries?
Fucking lit man
Walking home drunk at two in the morning in minus 20 weather with my fatigue meter like almost full
Dan way this kind of this kind of owns though
I'm also realizing that I think Finland the 1999 is kind of like the Midwestern United States and like
1980 man and the vibes are fucking immaculate.
All right, you can't even hit the fudden bro, oh shit, and we almost want to immediately.
Oh shit! We got three David E.B's bro!
I don't even know how much money we made. I'm just gambling for the thrill of it.
Oh, that we go again. That was with 10.
Oh, that's like nothing. We got a better money so we can win more money.
Oh, fuck, we definitely have to take a chance.
What do you mean we can't take, oh, cause I already won, cause I already fucking won some shit, bro.
Holy shit.
It's not moving.
That's my guy right there.
David, eat these my guy.
Please don't make this clip age terribly.
It's a horrible political decision or something. I'm looking roll it in and roll!
Fuck it freeze it. Oh, we already cash out as we win on that. No wonder it's the jackpot. Getting three coins is hard, man.
Can't use your freeze.
It's six o'clock.
What the fuck, man?
Okay, take me down to 1150 so I can keep an eye on my finances here.
This could be big.
Three-hundred evsions.
I'm a laskan.
This is what normal life is like.
I don't want to insult Alaska because it's a beautiful place.
that I long to return to. Can I freeze these ones now?
But I will say, I bought beer in Alaska, like three or four years ago, so I was 33 years old.
And I looked basically the same as I look right now, and they asked me for ID,
which I think says something about what living in Alaska does to you.
They looked that they saw me come into the store and they said,
there's a chance this guy. They probably didn't think I was under 21,
But they were probably like, there's a chance this guy might have been born in like the year 2002 or something like that, which is insane.
So they ID everybody, I don't think so, bro. I don't think so. You know what good's bad company produces, losses. That's a classic.
We should put the fuck it librarian. Can you edit the Skype left chain into this?
So fucking, I'm still fucking hammered bro. Wait, I'm loaded. I put 1150. I was at 1150.
Now at 11.95 this is a dream come true man. Wait, that means I lost five.
What the fuck?
Still six o'clock.
Bro, you're melting? I had one shot bro. I'm freaked out. Okay, 11.45 with 50.
go by the damn car it's literally dark outside cuz it's dark outside all the time
get on video poker I wish me I don't know if I got enough body heat to run to the fucking
gas station though like if I oh shit that could have been big if I fall down outside
I'm in a lot of trouble boys. We are up fucking huge, man
Penisum
Whatever we take then we're playing with house money now. We still have three more spins too
I don't want to know what it means, but I get what the fuck he's talking about.
He's saying some start wearing purple, wearing purple, they're at it at it at it at it.
I know what he's talking about.
I do wonder.
you think you guys could direct me from here to uh... the ship factory
because i feel like if i go outside and i don't know where it is i'm gonna fall asleep in the snow and freeze to death
nobody knows
can you use the bar's phone
i think you got to ask nicely
Plus I'm fucking... three sheets to the win, whatever the fuck that means.
Out into the left.
Down this way, down that way.
What happened to the truck? Well, the trucks at our house, but I need to pick up my car,
which I left at the ship factory.
Other way?
One second.
I feel like I'm kind of walking drunk, too.
Bro, there's no shot I'm dying of hypothermia. I've got my arctic son, okay?
Thank you.
As I think you're leading me out in the wilderness to kill me.
I think I gotta go back.
Oh, I thought it was back here. You might have fucking you.
Power won't start because the engine block will be cold, then we'll fucking warm it up, bro.
Somehow.
What the fuck, slender man?
What's going on in here?
I think I mean the damn hospital bro.
I've always wanted to do this.
You don't even look that old man. What's going on here?
Take one of those.
Well, this is unpleasant.
Can I ask you something by the way?
I think we could have a great opportunity for like a cultural exchange here.
What is the old person name in the country that you're from?
I'm trying to think of what an old person name is in like North America.
At least in Canada and the USA.
He like, ladies called, yeah, gladisers, like really old.
He's not with a walk-in man.
The lab Ryan, that's a good one.
Ethel. He's like, Betty seems to have popped off,
like mid-century, and then sort of, it hasn't been used with the same frequency.
Gertrude, Gertrude is so old. I'm not even sure that there's even any Gertrude's left, man.
So actually it looks kind of good as fuck.
Now, how about in your country?
bow down, bent, stend, re-on door. This is crazy. I feel like I'm
learning a lot. I guess I should have asked what country you're from too
because otherwise I just don't know. I mean, this is a messed up man
because I think like I might have no choice but to ride out the night in the
fucking nuthouse because I don't know how to get home but at least it's warm in here.
You're so close to this huge plan. You can play blackjack here. Oh, well hang out
where. This could change everything in here. I don't think so. Only after 10 p.m. What?
I thought fuck it's only seven, no.
Oh, let me out.
Fuck it, I'm leaving the door open.
My stupid ass really walked out here and said,
where's my car?
Guys, get me to the sewage plant.
plane. Is it this way? Left. Then left again. Okay.
This way, you tell me it's down this path.
Right here.
That's fucking right there, bro!
No, it isn't.
Yes, it is?
That's not it, it's further down.
further down. Oh fuck. It's got to be that light then. Or that one.
How many people used to just go missing?
Back in the day, they didn't give a fuck, man.
So it must be the other one, then.
Oh, shit, we are. It had been in series, probably.
I know you guys are probably watching this, and you're going like, I can't see shit.
You got to fix your settings.
I'm here to tell you. I'm looking at the preview window. The preview window is actually like way fucking clearer than the shit that I'm looking at on my monitor right now. Oh fuck.
The fuck is that even a building? Is it damn run stone man?
Some shit that gives you a two minute buff in the oblo 2?
No, I don't know where the fuck I am.
Now I have no idea where the fuck I am and I'm going to die sober out here.
Is that it?
This better be it, man, or I'm in for a world of hurt.
What the fuck isn't this my house?
What the fuck man, that's incredible.
The plant is straight the other way.
How could something be straight in the other way?
Alright.
Okay, obviously we need some of these.
You have a map on the wall?
I told you the map doesn't help because I don't know where I am to start.
I know where I'm supposed to go, but I don't know where I am.
you're in the top left yes but I don't know that yet I know that because you
told me nobody in the game has told me
shit this is kind of a dub though this is like eight ten p.m.
shivling we're doing
shivling we're doing well can I tell you
I managed to call the fellow with the car
I don't know how to get here because I don't know where I am people told me I'm here
But I'm not allowed to know that. Oh, I can do that because I know that for RP reasons
I know that because the signs at Perry RV so I know that I live here
So if we exit Perry RV to the east and follow the ring road we can get to the car. Okay, but chibli
You really want some shit that's gonna bake your noodle look at this beast right here
I know you've had this beast but I was just wandering around and the 90s really were like boomers
Retelling you man. You walk around long enough. They'll just fucking give you a job
I did, well, I stole it, but I also got the job.
I talked to the dude inside of the office, but he talks so long.
I almost froze to death on his floor.
All we can see is a black abyss.
Turn the lights off in your room.
You should be able to see this.
It's kind of popping off.
You know what?
Like fucking it.
So almost this is literally when I go to bed, IRL.
So I feel like there should be no problem the fucking push p, standing on the seat is
or a, all of it tomorrow, I gotta get the fucking, I gotta get the yeast in the sugar
and the juice concentrate and we can start making jankham. That could be another second
There he job for tomorrow.
Eight o'clock.
I mean, honestly, it would be a dream to sleep from like 8.30 to 8.
I was settled for waking up at like 5.30.
5.30?
A couple of beers for the road.
Sun comes up.
Figure out where we left our car.
I was definitely not 8.
Well, it's definitely not eight.
Oh, let's see.
Six perity, that's a fucking dream man!
That's just six, but still, that's a fucking, that's a dog!
Six, six in the mornings, a damn dog!
What the fuck is this?
loud ass neighbors
jeez let me oh shit fuck yes man
All right, it's so great.
This actually was, we're fucking college.
It's like, I haven't heard that,
and I don't mean this to be mocking,
because it's like genuinely horrible for you.
I've heard that a lot of people in Gen Z
when they watch a movie about like what college
is like, from like the 60s until the late 2000s,
they think that it's like exaggerated for the movie,
it's not exaggerated for the movie.
This was the movie, bro.
This is what it was fucking like.
You win a case race with your fucking bro,
and then both fall on a sleep on the floor,
and then like,
you know, being permanently bonded for ever
as a result of that,
you ever fuck a pie?
I never fucked a pie.
I usually also, like, almost always made it
to the bed, too.
But like, I've seen some fellas pass now,
like this for sure.
It wasn't that rare. Let's put it that way. Oh fuck
No, don't drink again
No
Look at the fuck I'm gonna be fucked for work man. Oh
Jesus
I'm going to the hospital. They're driving me to the hospital presumably.
Hello? I think I just opened the car dorm. I think I'm driving. I think I'm driving.
It's Thursday, new PB.
What the fuck is happening, man?
what just happened? My neighbors had a party I went over and pressed F on a bottle of vodka and now I've lost like
multiple days on a bender I think. Now I'm I'm sleeping outside man this is not good.
I think I'm on my back porch.
That's true. I do have zero problems though.
You have just disappeared, you know.
Next time I come to, I'm fucking smoking, bro.
of fuck is happening here.
Whoa, it's fucking frying!
This is, I should be fucking dead.
I should be fucking dead if I'm still fucked up this long.
What the hell was it that bottle, man?
I'm taking the whole fucking thing.
I am starting to entertain the thought that I might have bugged the game somehow.
What are you gonna be tattooed with?
No, I did not see it, bro.
Am I being kidnapped by the cartel or something? Like, what the hell is going on?
Maybe open the trunk.
doing my best here. It's Saturday now.
Well, I've been in the trunk for three days.
Oh, we're stopping.
Still no problem, no? You're not on.
You sure I didn't bought the game.
Just keep saying the same shit, man.
I said, God help me.
I was drunk that's true. It seems like this is stuck one second. It seems like
your stuck. A post says it stays this way for 30 IRL minutes. This shit does not go away.
You know what else doesn't go away?
Notifications, suggestion.
Turn on notifications from one drive.
Now we won't be doing that.
You're in your cousin's car.
Chipley, how do I get you?
You're the one who told me to go check on the neighbors.
Chipley, you have a responsibility to give me out of here.
He stopped because you put your thumb up.
Fuck it.
There he goes again.
Apparently he just makes you blind.
He's sober up after 30 minutes.
It's not me, it says it's a bit.
Seven minutes long, no, no, no.
What the fuck, man?
Could League are running a do some PUBG.
By the way, I'm so fucking a moggy, you guys.
Being bald and having cold hands and a hot head and putting your cold hands in your hot head,
hot head feels so fucking good man. It feels awesome. Especially because I shaved
like two days ago, so the hair on the back of my head is like long enough to be a
little bit soft and have some texture to it. Oh man, that feels good. Good for the
hands in the head. Well listen. I think we got to continue from our last
shave. Because I appreciate what they're doing there, but I genuinely
I think that's a bug. I don't think they want to meet it.
Oh, shit, we're back. Thank God. I thought I was still blind.
Okay, so they was fucking Tuesday.
It's Tuesday at four in the morning.
This is before you went to the pub yesterday, not the falker, don't drink those
spirits, man, don't drink the spirits.
You look like you're from the shining man.
Okay, I fucking forgot what we were going to do.
Oh, you know what we can do?
Okay, guys, we can all work together here.
First of all, do I have my fucking shit on?
No, I do not.
Okay, put your fucking shit on.
You guys are going to direct me to the fucking sewage plant,
so I can get my car back.
No, we're not. Yes, you are. Yes, you fucking are
Right straight left. Chibli
Let's go to speak great there. I appreciate that
This will be right
Let me go straight
Which I'm assuming is this way?
What you have a car?
Buddy, if I take my car to get the car, how am I going to drive both cars back?
I need to walk to get my car.
Like if you're going to commit to being a finished drunk driver, occasionally you're going to
lose your car and you're going to have to commit to walk in to get it back.
That's just called being responsible.
One of you is the fucking shit plant bro.
is a u the fuck in shit plant wait are we fucking in that's the fucking pub again
go straight here oh shit I can't see that's the old folks all
again. This is straight then, or am I gonna die? Left now into the woods, maybe wait
for sunrise, bro. That's like 16 hours away at the intersection. I can't see
the inner search because it's looking dark out, man.
So you want me, I should be going towards the pub, towards the pub.
No, okay.
To the right.
Into the trees into the into the forest and to never be seen again
But maybe there was a road down here
Yep, you got it holy ship now we just have to figure out how to get the car on once we get there
And we also have to get there.
Are you the fucking shit factory bro?
No, there would be lights.
If I won the shit factory lottery,
I wouldn't tell you, but there'd be signs.
You went past the entrance man?
All right, one sec.
That makes sense.
It's not. I'm going to fucking freak out.
Oh, this is where there's the break-in the fucking wall, yeah, this is the break-in the fence again
You guys can see better than I can
My eyes are actually starting to adjust to this shit
And we're in a park the fucking ride bro. Oh, thank you. Thank you
you in hindsight that was very ambitious. There was like a not near zero percent chance
that I was going to be able to make it back by myself. Okay, first off handle the problem.
Probably going to need two of those. Then fucking crack this beast open. Let her rip.
I mean, that's, honestly, you know what I should improve my body. Come on, man. I tried
to press P to stop the piss, but I should have known you can't stop. Once you start the
You can't stop the piss until the piss is done.
Damn, this beast still works, huh?
Holy fuck, you gotta be fucking kidding me.
No shot.
Dude, I mean, this is pretty, we're gonna have two cars, bro.
We're gonna have a car and a ship truck. This is amazing.
Then go drink this too.
Kind of knew that dome light on. Thank you.
Piss car and ship truck. Okay, J Leno.
It's through in the PUBG does feel like a vibe.
It's also the opposite of what Team Unity videos became by the end, which was me dying
like three minutes into a 45-minute game and then just playing something else in a little
picture and picture while I waited for the squad to die.
Orwin.
Body temp now, looking so good.
I think it's looking all right if I may.
I mean, let me put it this way.
It's the middle of winter in Finland.
Like you're going to be fucking cold, bro.
You're not not going to be cold,
but you can stay warm enough to not die, at least.
I mean in the car.
Close it up.
Turn on the dome light.
Dad's dome look.
I think this is a fucking dream right here, bro.
Beer me?
I think we're all right.
We need to stay sober enough to drive home.
I actually do need to turn the dome light.
I'm so I can see out the back lid.
Don't wait, maybe the dads were right, man.
I've entered driving mode.
It's the fucking shit right here.
Why is the car not doing anything?
And now I actually have fucking lights, too.
This is a dream come true.
And then I can use my brain for this part, oh my god, this could be the greatest day of
my life.
I can get home without a chat.
But I can turn the blow we're on!
On high...
We come out here.
This was after a left.
Oh wait, no, you just go long enough
and you find the pub.
And then you can get home from the fucking pub, bro.
Yeah, there's the pub.
We came from right here.
We came from right fucking here, man.
Am I stupid?
Go right fucking here, okay, right fucking here.
Either way, this was a huge win, man.
Now we have two cars and one job.
And we might even be able to fall asleep at night time, which would be a fucking dream
come true for a guy like me.
Can you get the fucking key out of the ignition, bro?
I didn't even shift and it'd be honest with you.
I don't give a fuck.
Two cars to fill with beer.
Oh, the fucking dome light's gonna screw me.
Oh, okay.
Two cars to fill with beer.
I gotta take both cars already full of beer, man.
Dub's done.
I'm literally not freezing the death. I'm shivering. Something you wouldn't know if you live in a tropical climate like Minnesota.
I'm cold. There's no doubt that I'm cold. When I get too cold, I'm going to go inside.
Like I think we need to push just a little bit more.
Minnesota's coldest fuck, it's not as cold as some places I've been.
is called as some of the places I've been to.
Give it a push.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
You know you can push a car?
I don't know if you can pull a car.
Is there a pull car button?
Because I think otherwise I might be fucked man.
I'm trying to push the car, but it just, oh, it may be here.
It just puts me on top of the car, she is actually pissing me off, is now I got to
get back in the fucking car.
Enter driving mode, ignition.
Put it in reverse, take the handbrake off, it's like 20 minutes.
the fucking... okay. And then fucking do it in reverse. Pull the hand brake.
Exit driving mode. Key out of the ignition. Key out of the ignition. You're in reverse.
It ain't going anywhere, bro. It's icy out there. You were trying to push it with the hand brake on.
My bad y'all, that's a certified in my bad situation, you know what, I'm still gonna try to push it with the fucking hand brake on.
You got to be fucking joking man, oh my, I ain't got, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god,
fuck, I'm never put in a handbreak on again, I'll just use physics to put the car into
position where it has zero inertia. All I wanted to do was plug in the engine block heater.
Just looked it up. Way colder in Minnesota than in Finland. I literally wasn't talking about
Finland. I was talking about McMurdo Station Antarctica. So, pick another Almenisota,
take another L. Can I tell you something? I actually got a chill on Minnesota for a couple of reasons.
One is, my goat Bob Dylan is from there, even though he left and got famous elsewhere.
Other one, Prince, you got to give some credit to Prince as well.
Another thing, they just had the world's juniors, but their team lost before they could even compete for a medal.
So did mine, but A, I'm used to that by now, and B, at least the tournament wasn't in my country when they fucked up.
Well, that was like six years ago, but it's not as contemporary.
So I'm chilling on him.
You're not actually pushing the car.
Oh, it's true we did compete in the metal game.
Bronze is a metal.
That's going to get the fucking job done.
Are you trolling me?
Mission accomplished.
Where we at here?
Time?
Seven o'clock.
That only took an hour.
All right, now before bed, before bed, damn, I'm kind of, we might have to throw in the
towel and actually eat something, man.
Two beers should get us through the night.
So we smoke a cigarette.
Is it true you don't get distressed from breathing in this smoke?
You get distressed from breathing out the smoke?
And then, I don't really know how smoking works.
It's to be honest with you.
I think we should save the game, which will also pass one hour of time.
Wait, I'm learning the order of operations. This is going to fucking change the game for us, man.
And then, continue.
It'll be like eight o'clock at night.
Meaders are looking totally fine. To be honest with you.
I love the sound of the bottles loading in, man.
It's eight o'clock and we're tired.
So turn your alarm clock fucking on.
Get a little fucking sleep.
We did a lot better today.
We at least made it to Wednesday.
Not quite even the morning yet.
5 in the morning, but actually waking up at 5 in the morning is okay, because I'm going
to save and do my PUBG casuals. It's that simple. So it'll be like 6 in the morning
by the time we load in the game next time and we'll be able to maybe start taking some
calls for our shit pumping job.
That's actually pretty big.
I think we did it really well today.
You think the calls are frequent?
It's okay, I gave them my cell number, chim-ly.
I do think, honestly, it's funny that it was a bug, but drinking your neighbor's alcohol
and then getting kidnapped would be a really funny thing for them to code into the game
but they have to have to code it in right so that it doesn't
uh...
make you think that the game is bought
it has to be like
they have to make it more cinematic maybe that's one of those times you can turn a problem into a
feature
you drink your neighbor spirits you don't know what kind of spirits they are
and then next thing you know
They drove your fucking finish ass out to Tom Pear.
Chibli, let's go to fucking chibli, let's do the travel show.
I didn't even fucking sick to go to Finland with chibli.
I'll do anything.
All right, Wolf Parade.
Traveling with Shibley would be crazy?
Low key, I know Shibley's not a baby about travel, because like New Zealand or anywhere,
it's one of the longest trips you can fucking do.
Yeah, and they, okay, I can't say that at the start of the video.
I was praising Shibli for I was saying Shibli must be a good traveler because he flies
out of New Zealand because he lives there which means he has to take like a 10 hour flight
to get anywhere else except Australia.
But you could just swim in that.
You wouldn't fly that.
But regardless, then he said, yeah, and I should on the plane.
You should on the plane on purpose or out of necessity because on purpose is kind of crazy
to me.
But out of necessity is, I mean, what could I say about that?
I can pass no judgment on that, obviously, if I feel it, it's you and I poop.
I think that's totally fair.
I will say I did hate YouTube leave for just a little bit when you were saying that
your meta on the airplane is you wait until the lights go out, which, by the way, is also indicative
of how long your flights are, that on every single flight that you take, they do dim the
cabin lights to zero. I don't know how much like intro
continental flying you've done within North America, but like on a lot of flights
they just sort of leave them on the whole time because it's only like two or three hours.
But you wait until the lights go off and then you go take a 20 to 30 minute
poop in the airplane bathroom, but it's okay because nobody's awake. I'm here to tell
you that there is no reason that's justifiable for you to deliberately spend 20 to 30 minutes
in one of the airplane bathrooms because there's like the ratio of bathrooms to people is like
50 to 1. Now I understand I can't stop you from doing it but I do think that there's no
way that I could possibly justify it or like absolve you of the moral responsibility that you're
issuing by doing that. I got to brush my teeth. He's moving the gold post. I also on the last
flight that I was on, which was like four days ago or something like that. Someone was taken
a long time in the bathroom when I was going to go. And this is a rare bathroom trip that
that it was me and I'm not bringing a five-year-old with me
to try to convince her to go to the bathroom
so she doesn't pee her pants.
And then after a long time,
someone with long curly hair came out of the bathroom
and that shit smelled like artificial vapor juice.
That's all I'm gonna say is you,
and they came out to it like a,
almost like a smile on their face,
like they thought they were James Bond
or something like that, you're not James Bond.
I know what you did in there.
I kind of knew it on the way and just from the long curly hair,
Okay, but I thought I would show some respect for you
and that was my mistake.
Bucket, bro, nobody lands ganked.
They were relieved, they got a couple hits in.
The other thing was they flush the toilet
and they didn't come out of the toilet
for like maybe three minutes after the flush.
And they're ain't shit to do in there
unless you brought something with you.
It should be a flush wash, maybe 45 seconds, to wash, zip up, dry your hands and get out.
But the three minutes, the three minutes is insane.
talk like you're from Gatka, bro. You're ready for this. You can skip the hand washing.
I literally, I mean, maybe this is, you got to blame the system for this one. I really
don't care if you vape on the plane. Like I'm not worried about the vape. What I am worried
about is having a fucking panic attack when we're 35,000 feet in the air and the
fire alarm starts going off because you were vaping. It's not a moralizing thing where I'm
like you should not vape. It's please don't make a a clacks-on ring out when we're on an airplane.
Now that's true, you could smoke cigars in your seat.
It should have a balcony to vape on. That would be sick.
I've had it with these mother-frician vapes on these mother-frician planes. That is pretty good.
Samuel L. vapes. I guess he would not be Samuel L. vapes and because he would be like anti-vape, but you get the idea.
What about edibles on planes?
I don't do it because I don't do that stuff.
But I also think my problem A is that I'm always traveling with my child so there's
irresponsible.
Even if I wasn't, I feel like my problem would be the timing because I definitely don't
want to bring it to the airport with me just because that seems like I'm playing with
fire at that point.
So I'd want to take it like before I left my house.
But then there's a chance that it would start to take effect before I finish my responsibilities,
right?
Like you have to be coherent until you get through security plus customs.
And I guess there's also, right, that I heard a streammonker.
There's also the chance that it would still be active in your system by the time you landed.
At which point I usually have to be responsible again.
You either got to call the Uber or at least get to the car rental desk or something like
that.
I guess what I'm trying is I'm not trying to mog you.
I think at present I have too much responsibility.
At some point in my life, I may travel when I don't have as much responsibility and then
maybe I'll revisit the subject.
There's no way you can take an edible if you have a connection.
I'm sure people are doing it, but that does seem like I want to be in a good headspace
so I can actually relax.
I don't want to be like all fuck.
We left 15 minutes later, my connection that was an hour and a half is now 75 minutes
and I've never been in this airport before.
I don't want that shit running through my head.
I just want to put on like a chanting-tated movie and chill.
I will say, I, they're going to hit me for speaking the truth on this, not drinking
before or during your flight is actually awesome.
And you're going to tell me to shut up, you're saying shut up, shut up, shut up, you
lose something.
Don't give me wrong.
You lose the buzz that you would get normally from the alcohol.
That's obvious.
What do you gain?
You feel so much better when you land, man.
When you land, you just feel like I used to think that, oh, I feel so shitty after
like a 12 hour flight.
You do feel pretty bad, but it's also maybe having like two or three pints before you
leave the airport and then getting a little bit drunk and then sobering up on the airplane.
That's shit sucks.
to mention the bathroom debuff.
So yeah, you're absolutely right.
God forbid you get stuck like taxing.
And then when you hear the flight attendant
come over the PA, you're like, that's normal.
When you hear the, when you hear click,
uh, ladies and gentlemen, you're at,
ah, the pilot only comes on the PA
to blame somebody else for some shit
that is happening to everybody.
They always come on and go, ah,
we're up here in the cockpit.
we're all ready to take off. We completed our safety check and we're ready to go. We're just waiting for those
fuckers at ATC to give us clearance for a runway. So I hope we're going to have you up in maybe like 10 or 15 minutes, but
sometimes this stuff just happens folks.
Really nothing you could do about it. So bag relax and enjoy your flight and you're like fuck.
Fuck you Captain Johnson.
They should not tell you, by the way, when your plane is delayed for mechanical issues.
Like I logically understand that a mechanical issue is not like a wing is about the fall
off, but it makes you feel like that.
Sometimes I'm sure it's just like we can't get this one light to work in the cockpit,
but they shouldn't tell you that.
Well, you know what's great is that in Canada the pilot usually comes on and says that,
And then the chief flight attendant has to come on and do that shit in French, because I don't think the pilots are all bilingual.
So usually the pilot goes off, spins you a yarn, and then your flight director then comes on and does that shit in French.
They ain't saying the same thing either, yeah, they're saying madams and brochures for
of water, come for a security, blah, blah, blah, I get the deal.
SOS, the same in every damn language.
You know ball?
I'm not patriotic flyer.
I like the fly air candidate, because it's one of the two airlines that
principally flies out of Vancouver Airport.
Now I air Canada Rouge,
depends on the fucking destination, bro.
I need cover.
What a shot.
That's not a lot, bro.
That's not.
I just blew up your spot.
What the fuck?
Chill, chill. He's gonna peek. He's gonna peek because he's got a peek.
Oh, this man!
Where's that coming from?
They're definitely like the shots are kind of at me, at least some of them are, because
notice I'm actually kind of getting good at tab looting and it's making the left
nervous.
I'll fuck the fucking Zonfuck that. Don't drink that get out there.
Terminator hands.
All right, one real kill so far. So far.
What's that cool pill gen X loves that isn't made anymore?
We talk about quailudes. I don't know what you're talking about.
It fits the bill. If this was 20 questions, I would assume you're talking about quailudes,
because I've seen the wolf of Wall Street. I don't think quailudes are really a gen X thing.
Not sure. It's definitely not my anger. I don't know if you guys have been watching TV lately.
I've been watching TV in two different countries, and I shouldn't even ask questions
already know the answer to. Our men okay, it seems like Canadian and American men, I was
swear to you, I'm not trying to make anybody feel bad. Why are so many young Canadian men
ordering Viagra from online pharmacies, bro? What the fuck? Wow!
Like the OZEMPIC, I understand, the hair loss stuff I understand, it seems like, and I know you're going to say it's based on your browsing history, this shoot is in the Vancouver Cannot's broadcast, but at which actually maybe makes the most sense of all, maybe it's hard to get hard when your hockey team is tanking.
That might be part of the problem.
I'm not looting this guy. I'm engaging in the fire fight with the fella at the tree.
Certified not Bob, because he ran away from the grenade.
I think I'll take when I can get it.
I guess bro, you don't need these fucking bandages.
Grab the frags, it went okay on bullets, grab the energy drinks, grab the bullets.
Huge.
Oh, what the fuck?
The fella?
Don't lie to me, Chad, you didn't see that guy.
me eagle eyes. That might be a real mother fucker, though. Anyway, I'm just, again, I'm
not trying to make anybody feel bad. I'm just surprised that all the ads that I see on TV
are for like how to get by agriculture to your house.
Smoke grenade at the tree.
Seems crazy.
I take a fly around.
Also I do have to say something and I would say even this is like surprisingly pro
America believe it or not.
Watching ads on American TV, you guys actually have less gambling ads per capita per
broadcast than Canada does.
We only have gambling ads.
You have gambling ads and also ads for pharmaceutical products in life insurance.
shit. Okay, that was a bot, but the shots were amazing. I will not deny that
that was a bot, that was clearly a bot, but the shots were incredible.
Gen Day Rogers and gambling. That is pretty much it. Someone threw a grenade at me.
On the Ice Bridge, no less. They just had this to arrange, by the way, have no
idea. I was pleasantly surprised that there were ads for things other than
like 25 different online casinos. That's about all I got to say to be honest
to do. And that's so true, the man made underwear. I'm sorry, man. I want to buy
Canadian underwear, but there's the man made ads. The guys are giving me impractical
jokers vibes. I can't. I can't do that. I'm not suggesting that they're bad people.
There's no way that I could possibly know that. But the ads have impractical jokers energy.
So I'm choosing to just get the Kirkland signature boxer briefs for now.
Also under the care, I guess if you can sky that I have in your underwear, cause I need
to do a mess shit.
We got Voldemort in this one, man.
I'll admit the pants are very comfortable.
Jim, do you hear what I talked about? I bought grown up pajamas.
They feel fucking sweet.
I'm just going to level with you. What are they feeling?
They feel like a shitty pair of athletic jogging pants and a fairly shitty t-shirt,
It's okay because you're wearing them to bed, but I think they feel shitty because they're thin and breathable, which is what you want
when you're going to bed and you want to stay
relatively cool
but I I made a huge mistake buying
a set of
Heather Gray pants
Let me just put it down. I don't even think I need to say anything else fellas. You know what I'm talking about
I think I'm going to need to get a, I need to get a show, a showy pair, which I already
have, and then also a more subtle pair. Like maybe a goofy pair, like some comical
PJs, PJ, like graphic PJs or something like that? Yeah, flannel, exactly. Something
That's not like I just feel like the Heather Gray, the Heather Gray is coming on a little too strong.
It's not always send in the right message.
I'm glancing away too much of a chat for this 90-ass circle man.
I feel like there's gotta be some folks coming from here.
Holy fuck.
Should we open flash and clear?
I don't need eight red balls. I'm not shibli. Who does he think he is? Shibli?
Red Bulls who does he think he is?
Shibley?
Come on man. Be serious. Be fucking for real right now. That's a person.
Oh shit.
He was need deep in the fucking passenger seat, bro.
I... I don't see you. That's a rock. I fucking see you. Oh, shit, but there's a car.
No, no, I fucking see you. Now I've lost you. I fucking see you, bro.
Which one of these fucking tree? It's that fucking tree. And you're a bot, so I have no fear.
From not bought by the way.
positioning.
Oh shit.
That's right next door, bro.
What the fuck?
Are you fucking trolling me?
I'm out of here.
You're hearing is going?
He's literally throwing his voice.
He's engaging in witchcraft, and I'm being penalized for it.
Ryan wins this one.
We got to get together for some PUBG casual men not only did they add PUBG casual
Or you can do stuff like that
Didn't even have a damn helmet man. We're in the final circle
They also made it so you can cue a rangel
Just buy itself
Bro, come on. That's not real. I know. It's the PUBG Renaissance, bro. I also got
two PUBG achievements in the last two days, which is crazy. Yesterday I got have have
every gun in your inventory be suppressed. He sees me. And today I was like kill a hundred
individuals with like assault rifles or something. Bro, you got to know you got to know
how many or armor. Whatever.
Let's say I had it snow.
Did you see that ship?
They're saying, like, they're saying he might be the goat.
Nine kills.
Some of them are even good, if I may say so.
We need a high ground. I can hear mouth saying pull me bring it put me on a hill
Now I'm saying just put me on a hill
That fall near me
I see you.
Changing zeroing.
Chooting downhill.
Let's try.
I mean, you still gotta get through the circle, bro.
Bro, you gotta move.
What the fuck?
Stungrinated?
Do you love a circle, Kildum?
I'll check the Kild feed.
One, go home, my God.
He's right there.
That was a fucking crazy shot.
That was a crazy shot.
I can't even get mad.
Let's see what this guy was up to.
Oh, this guy's a demon.
Worse kill cam of all time.
Where does he see me?
This isn't the kill cam you're specating.
My bad y'all.
I was like damn, this kill cam is taken forever.
All right, 14 minute PUBG win, get ready.
It's happening.
I can honestly, I still feel pretty good about that.
There was some great play in there.
10 kills has to be a PB.
It honestly might.
I mean, Dan, you saw the fucking clip yesterday.
I, or two days ago, the moving car to moving car
had shot is crazy.
Now, was it pure luck?
Absolutely.
But it was also awesome.
It is new PC.
You can no longer fuel the original, they got rid of the Garretal Kutal!
That's crazy.
You gotta join Mr. New PC then.
Dan did text me and he said, hey, what made you want to get a new PC and did you get
a pre-built?
And I didn't answer the first question.
What made me want to get a new PC was not games running like shit.
It was any time a game ran like shit, me as a human being being made fun of.
The reason that it sucked more is that it's not even like a feeling of shame that you're
putting out a bad stream. It's just chat exclusively becoming, oh, the
frame rate span. What's wrong with the for all of the, you have
cancellation on the of the citriting V sync off. Can you sit frame rate to
60? I think it's not on 58.8 right now. Like it's just chat being annoying,
maybe get a new PC. But it was the right decision. And then the second part,
I told him, yes, by a pre-built, you pay a premium, half of the premium is
for them to build it for you.
And then the other half of the premium is
so you don't have arguments and chat
over what parts to buy.
Because I know the alternative to getting a pre-build
is probably going, hey, chat, what parts should I get
for my PC?
And that's a whole day down the drain right there.
Yes, we're gonna land it.
School, man.
I remember the 85 last good buys, something like that, when they put me on the woo-hoo-hoo
reed up to Ren and Dale, I was dropping with the boys upstairs where I heard about the
whole of fair. One day is worth it for like five years of a good PC. See
then even if you get a pre-built, just discussing pre-built leads to people
like that having some oxygen and chat. So if you already weren't convinced by
my comments seeing it play out in practice might be like one more data point in
in favor of my course of action.
Oh good. EMT gear, a grenade and a 4x.
And the 3x, to put the scope on the grenade, not a bad idea.
I had my own problems with the pre-built though, namely that I went to pick it up from
the store, which was like a 40-minute drive away, and they were like, oh, even though
he sent you an email, it said, your order is ready. That was by mistake. Your order
is actually not ready. I said, well, how long do you think it's going to be? And they were
like, if you want to be safe, it could be like an hour. We don't really know. It could
be ready in like five minutes. So I would say like, maybe just sort of like, come back
tomorrow. And I was like, all right, no problem. Then I got to call like, I drove home.
I call three minutes into the drive that I didn't know about until I checked my voicemail when I got home and that was like, hey, it's ready.
Tomorrow, yeah, don't make the same mistake.
There's a fella in here.
Thanks for the loop, bro.
Get a backpack.
Oh, backpack. Shame.
Then you went the next day. Yeah, yeah, I went the next day.
Also, I don't think I ever told this part of the story.
They kept asking if I wanted help carrying it out of the store.
and I was like, I almost took it as an insult.
I think it like, what do you mean do I want help
taking out of the story?
It's a computer.
And then wouldn't you know it?
I picked that bitch up.
It was heavy as fuck man.
It was so much heavier than I would have expected.
But it was too late.
I argue pot committed to saying,
I don't need help carrying the computer.
So I just, I went beast mode.
But I was not having a good time going beast mode.
Let's put it that way.
We'll go at level one backpack.
You two good to me.
These are seven, six, two, let's give them fucking French toast and will the loops
don't go on that. It's standing quick. Why am I playing this like I'm going to finish this game?
We're not going to finish this game. We're going to go like we need to go beast mode once they
close the circle up a little bit. We need to go fucking crazy. 8x on a sniper, Paul building,
go crazy. Then, can you not come into my chat and insult transistor? Although what you said
Actually you told no lies because you said you haven't played transistor because you only played good games
You didn't tell any lies because transistors actually pretty great
It's not as good as bastion if I may
And I actually especially as time has gone on actually share in some of your Haiti's takes
Which I don't think will surprise you. I think you you're actually suffering from success
Dan. You're in a situation where you've baited
Thinking that your bait was so obvious that no one could get mad, but then your bait actually became true
Like for some reason as time has gone on I've been like I've been becoming more and more anti-hatties
And I I don't really know why
Played a lot of Hades one had a great time played a little Hades too and went just don't
I don't know
It's not feeling it
I got to go piece so bad man
What do you think the odds are I go pee and I'm not dead when I come back?
The thing is we're about to find out
You
Yeah, I'll talk to you today and wash my hands.
We've got the kind of stream of consciousness dialogue when he's playing PUBG that makes
you call him Brendan Fraser.
No one I'm talking about Brendan, Brendan made the game, Brendan Fraser as a fellow,
Fraser as an area of diet, son of a gun, you don't get it, okay, whatever, I thought
I would explain the joke to you.
And then made the game, yeah, bro, Brandon, Brandon did the dub.
I'm not gonna lie to you, what is it?
One fifty six p.m., I could tell because the chicken potato is calling my fucking name right now, man.
I think we're about ready to party.
So food focused. Yeah, bro, because I eat breakfast at 7.30 and it's got to hold me over until 2.
That's a long delta
At least wash your hands before you eat you nasty. No, then they're talking to me like I'm chicken George
Mod.
Who?
Chicken George?
Season 1?
That's me killing them.
What?
Okay.
Did they crash their glider in me?
That's fucking funny man. That's fucking funny
They also turned off the engines so you couldn't hear it. Holy fuck that's great. Oh no, I went spectate
Like what inspectate could have do brothers. They thought I killed myself
Holy cow man
Silent running hand glider crashed into me. That's so crazy
and I get to go eat lunch now. That's sick though. Honestly, that was a lot of fun.
We're gonna play more PUBG tomorrow because our spots are to play it still, which is so awesome.
It's so fucking sick.
I'm doing the LeBron. I'm going to keep believing this my life.
And checkbox. I know it's so crazy. PUBG jackbox? What a day, man.
Anyway, I'm going to send you up to my wife's stream, have a good day. I'll be back tomorrow.
What's chicken George? Chicken George was on season one of big brother and he got into a fight with Danielle
because he didn't wash his hands. So Michelle or Danielle, I can't remember her name, but she was
she was crashing out on chicken George for not washing his hands. Chicken George also put gave himself a tattoo.
That was supposed to say ma, but he did it in the mirror, so it said am, they're not making any more chicken charges. That was a one of one guy.
See you tomorrow.