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20 years later, kind of good, but you don't have a bitch in your ear saying the ending
is glup shit all.
Kind of good, kind of, I don't know how to feel, I don't know what's score to put on,
but kind of good, kind of expected to not like it
and ended up liking it.
The new one are last years,
did I say the bone temple?
Do you think if I saw a movie called The Bone Temple,
I wouldn't lead with the bone temple kind of good.
I wouldn't have led with some jokes about the bone temple.
I would be waxing poetic about the bone temple, man. Isn't last year's the bone temple?
Are you John Snow? Because you know nothing. Last year's is 28 years later, which I keep
calling 28 weeks later, even though 28 weeks later came out in 2012, I'm going to say,
maybe 2010, check the stock market, not me and my power talking about the, he's back
on the Peloton.
I've been sending a myriad of high fives on the Peloton and he's talking about the impact
that it's had on his lower back pain.
I was also telling him, why does every middle age man I talked to bring up something
related to biohacking within 30 minutes of us having a conversation? And then he
actually, he talked me back from the edge. He said, you should feel good about it.
They get one look at you and think you're into it too. You know what? That's a good
way to think about it. That's a complimentary way to think about. I'm going to say, you know what?
That is a nice way to think about it that I hadn't considered. I'm going to choose to take
it that way. LOL. All caps LOL because it's two millennials talking to each other so we can use our
our comfort words, our comfort acronyms, that's right. Yes sir, I love having a one on one
chat with another millennial and you can just put all caps LOL at the end of every sentence
without having to worry about that I put too many LOLs in here.
You do that so true, L-O-L-O.
L-O-L is like the over from C-B radio.
L-O-L is like a millennial.
It's a terminal code on that tells you that the genetic strand of our message is finished.
It is a stop code on.
And you may begin your message with Lamal with two O's.
But Lamal always has to be underscore, or not underscore, but lower case letters.
Because if Lamal is uppercase letters, it has to be the funniest thing that you've ever heard.
Or at least in the top 2% of funniest things you've ever heard.
Otherwise, under lowercase lemau is signal received, I will now begin transmission.
What's wrong with XD?
It might be toxic masculinity.
I don't feel comfortable using XD.
I think I'm worried about being seen that goofy.
XD is kind of, I feel like it's kind of like seam girl coated and maybe it shouldn't
be that way, but I'm saying the block is me, I have a mental block from using it myself.
were a raw with like a colon three. Isn't that Ray William Johnson? Did you use
XD back in the day? I don't think I was ever an XD guy. I was kind of a smiley, a big
smiley, aka colon D, and tons sticking out. And then with like a lot of self-talk, maybe
He could send the winky smiley face.
But it would be hard.
With nose, well, I would just whatever it causes the yellow circle to show up with the
emotion on its face.
You have a carrot guy.
I don't think that was ever a carrot guy.
What's carrot?
I was not that guy, like using the carrots instead of the colon as the eyes, not an eye was never that, that was never that type of fella.
Because that was more anime club coded.
Oh, you know what? I may have used greater than underscore less than once or twice.
I can't conjure a specific memory, but it would not surprise me if in my life I had used greater than underscore less than.
That's worse.
Well, yeah, for what it's worth, I was probably like 13 or something, but by the way,
this new overlay is courtesy of Toasty.
Thank you Toasty for the Northern Lion live solo show that may or may not have guessed
from time to time overlay, much appreciated.
What did he get paid? It was on spec. It was on spec, and I opted not to commission.
So I'm just using the spec as, as the overlay now, which is a, a money saving tip for
you. In case you ever find yourself in a position to listen artwork. So really easy way to save save a little bit of money.
Just in Gordon Leather mode, low key that guy could make a comeback. I know he's in every
Ryan Johnson movie, but that guy could make a comeback. I am on Twitch a lot. Not as much as you,
even knows my job, which is crazy. I'm on Twitch a lot and even I forget why people are a little
mad at Joseph Gordon-Levitt. He can make a back. People are mad at him. He started a company that
So listed a work on spec or something like that, and then people got mad at him.
But it's so under the, under the current of what riles up the Normie crowd, I mean, what was the sound?
That's G-Chet. My friends sent me a week use of my life.
Just give it a second.
We still type in making spring rolls, do you want one?
Are they homemade spring rolls or are they frozen spring rolls?
And if they're frozen spring rolls, are they a trader Joe's spring rolls?
I've never had a trader Joe's spring roll, but I'm broadly against frozen spring rolls,
but I would make an exception to try a trader Joe's spring roll because I hear that
their frozen foods are really good.
The reason I don't like the pre-made frozen spring rolls is because one time in university,
my house-made made frozen spring rolls.
And she said, you want to try one?
And I said, obviously, it's free food and then I did into it and like scalding a hot oil
shot from the spring roll, like straight into the back of my throat and burned the back
of my throat.
He stopped typing. He probably stopped typing because I was reading his message
just live on stream, which makes sense. Don't do that to it. I have scums.
I said, I love it when he squirts in the back of my throat. It's literally nothing
to brag about. It's probably the easiest thing in the world to make a man achieve
orgasm with your mouth. It's not that impressive. You wanted to flex.
It's going to do it with something creative, with your mouth, nothing special.
With your hand, a little bit more special, not, I mean it's actually less special,
but it's more impressive, I guess.
It's easier, it's easier with my hand, obviously.
I wrote the manual on that thing, elbows. I've decided we'll stick with the mouth actually.
I decided to stop talking. I think I had a good thing going there.
It's not typing anymore messages, so I got to check the stock market, give me a second here.
Everything seems to be fine. Okay. We're going to start with the bells. We have the last
sponsored PUBG stream, and then maybe I already do something else, man. I don't know what.
But first, I haven't said that on my computer for like two days. So I forgot how to stream
at all. We had a dinner party yesterday, man. We hosted a dinner party.
It could cook like five different foods. You know what's embarrassing as an adult?
Having a dinner party and then like everybody that comes over brings a bottle of wine
and then you realize you don't have glassware.
Like we only have water glasses. So we were serving people
nice wine in like in high ball glasses and stuff like that.
And we have like water glasses and stuff like that, but
not a bit of wine glasses, man.
We got mugs, we got a few mugs.
You can't be doing that. We don't drink, man. We don't need the glasses.
You know, the Costco Order came in clutch though so we had sand pelly, it was flowing,
out the glass bottle too.
No plastic bottle, simply the finest.
We're back with the dolls.
Would you make last night?
I didn't make anything.
I made my life happy by being her sous chef and her golfer, which means when she told
me that she needed something I got it for, she made, um, come chagin, galbi, jim, so
gobie mougouk, uh, rice, lots of good stuff.
We have macarons, not homemade macarons, macarons, I mean, they were homemade by the bakery that we bought them from in their kitchen.
That's not a home.
Hmm, it is if you bring your work home with you.
No one lives in the bakery, bro. I'll try to get some of that out of two easy joke to you.
I guess you don't consider like rats to be human beings or whatever.
So again, I'm stalling because I forgot how to, I forgot how to stream.
I forgot how to stream.
I think I need to, I think I need to move my camera up here.
I think this is the hunchback of Notre Dame, because this looks like a house from
France in like the 1700s.
Wrong.
That's Toy Story 1. No, bro. But obviously it is. But what is this?
Because that's not Pixar, bro. And this is Pixar. That's not Pixar.
Toy Story. That's Sid's house. But that's not Toy Story.
This is from like the Emperor's new Groove or something like that. They actually got a clip mixed up.
this is not right. No wonder Sid was fucked up, bro. He was living in a different reality, man.
Sid was living in an older movie, and Andy was living in the future. No wonder he's resentful.
No wonder he's blowing up his toys. It's a good place. He didn't really have a TV antenna back in
in the hunchback of Notre Dame days, huh? Otherwise Count Frollo could have just chilled his horny ass out
to watch some Sunday night football. Why am I looking at this this guy lived rent free in my head for sure?
I'm looking at this like I'm going to be like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I don't remember this from Toy Story. Obviously I remember this from Toy Story,
bro. This is Toy Story. What do you want me to say?
Sid was cool as fuck. He low keyhead aura and is he's not a villain.
stop putting Sid on stage on villains night at Disney California Adventure for Halloween at
Oguy Boogie Bash. He's not a villain. He's like eight. He's an eight-year-old kid and he's modifying
inanimate objects. He's literally like a budding engineer. He's not doing anything wrong, man.
His parents fucked up. I mean, I'm sure his mom's doing her best or whatever, but I get the same
time like the kid is easy in his man. He didn't do anything. That's how he's supposed
to know that they're alive. Exactly. If anything, the adults should be fucking reckoning
with that man. There's factories that are building living things and then putting them in
boxes and shipping them around the world to be owned by children. Some shit from attack of
the clones man. He did steal his sister's Barbie and destroy it. Oh, here we go with the
youngest kid moralizing. Let me any drank out of the garden hose. But the kids, what kids do,
man, doesn't make you evil? It's simply behavior. She deserved it. Who knows what she was getting
up to men. Mattel's making more anyway, he did have a skull shirt, he did have a skull shirt,
that's true. He's Jen X. Now, his toy story came out in 95. I was 7.
Sits like my age man, my hairstyle, too.
I'm other than the same age as Sid or he might have like a year or two on me.
Part of the theme is Miami National Team, that's Miami, I'm building fire by a building.
You guys will receive that newscaster fails, volume 3, probably a March 2009 classic
video.
Part of the famous Miami National title team, Defensive Backfiller Buchanan, had 11 interception
in his first three seasons with this AFC West team from 2002 to 2004.
Who cares?
AFC West.
US is obviously the Broncos and then some other teams that are around the same geographic
place, such as the Raiders, the Oakland and now Las Vegas Raiders, oh my god.
shift. Pure luck. He couldn't have been that good. If he got drafted by the Raiders
in 2002, that's when Rich Ganym was winning MVP these men. Later drafted third
over all by the bills in 2011, this I'm not going to know a single defensive lineman.
This is, this is Will Trance. This is Trent Williams. That's what I mean. Will Trent
is that freaky ass cop from the TV show, right? I think he has dyslexia or something. I think
Will Trent is what if a cop was dyslexic something like that? No, he has a dog. He's got
a dog. You're sure you're not getting them confused with, oh, what's that show with the
dog is also a cop? The guys are cop but the dogs are, that's Hudson and Rags. That's right.
Rex is the guy and Hudson's the dog, which is fucking crazy.
Rex not being the dog, you know, they took it to the pitch meeting and they were like,
it's a dog, it's a cop with his cop dog and they were like boring, we've seen it
and then they were like, wait a second, you're going to want to hear this.
The cop has the dog's name and they went, well, we could put that on for like nine
season straight or whatever, after his first hit with the Cavaliers, Mike Brown was the head
coach of this western conference team. I have no idea, nor do I really care. Later, it
adapted into a film starring Audrey Hepburn, Truman Capone wrote his 1958 novella about a New
York City writer whose life has changed after befriending Holly Go Lightly. Breakfast at Tiffany's
bro. Now we're talking. I think it's Robert Downey Jr. And you are Carrie Mulligan. I think
you're Carrie Mulligan. Robert Downey Jr. I felt very confident on that one. Robert Downey
He does have a, um, I'm hearing by the way that Rex is the dog in Hudson and Rex.
I don't know if it was just the one episode that I saw.
Um,
maybe they like, they tried like a name swap for fun.
I have been, I've been operating under a false pretense.
I apologize.
Are you doing?
It's too trivial to care about.
Well, doing trivia.
No, I'm saying that the book question,
because bars do will never beats the allegations.
The book question is always like,
Moby Blank by Hermann Melville.
And then the MBA question is like,
how many atoms are on Charles Barkley's ass?
Round to the nearest 10.
Like it's that these are always insanely niche,
and this one is like, you know,
the little engine that blank.
Like it's insane.
While this fast food chain ranks that ranks top 10 in sales had frozen lemonade's
and coffees for a while, they recently added frozen, frosted sodas and floats.
The thing is they used to have frozen lemonade and coffees, they've recently added frosted
sodas and floats, which is probably sonic drive through.
drive in, sonic drive in, I have no idea. It's chicken fillet in my bad y'all. They
bewing in 1998, who was the original host of TRL? Okay, that's Carson daily. That's kind
of like, if you're of a certain age, that probably seems like a sports question, but if
you were just alive then, you just know this. And not just because he was on TRL, but also
TRL was in like half of the movies almost every movie had a a scene where someone would go to TRL
and then Carson daily would be in the movie hosting TRL. So he was a genuine celebrity. He was in
Josie in the pussycats he was in Joe Dirt. What is he doing Joe Dirt? He's like if you keep up with
Brandy and then David Spades like nah I think she's a little bit out of my league and then he's like
Well, the viewer's agree, we did a poll, is Brandy too hot for Joe Dirt, 63% said Brandy is too hot for you.
Hell, 13% said the dogs too hot for you. That's, their movies got a little bit of heat.
Too bad about the kid rock stuff, but the movie's got a little bit of heat.
Tom Holland made his debut as Spider-Man in this movie.
Spider-Man.
Oh my god, it's Civil War. I'm looking stupid.
That's really funny.
Take a look at my girlfriend. She's the only one I got.
Baba is a repeated lyric.
So I know breakfast in America and I am familiar with this song.
I have no idea what this song is called.
I'm gonna assume it's girlfriend, but just now I think about it by Avril Lavigne.
Q, okay, I was not going to get Q-pid's chokehold, bro, that was not going to happen.
I think the only gym class hero song I know is the one they wrote for snakes on a plane,
which is how I know that there is serious band.
Yeah, Civil War, chicken filet, Los Angeles Lakers, Marcell, Darius, and of course Robert
you're carrying Mulligan. That's Cobra Starship, whatever. Cobra Starship, Jim
Class Heroes, Lincoln Park, it's all the same shit.
Also, that's sacrilege, but when you guys get Bruce Springsteen and Bob Dylan
Confuse all of a sudden it's like all close enough. It'll happen to you
Mint
Parent
a mass a wide abundle
A fortune
Make a mint make a bundle make a wide make a fortune a sum of money
No, no, no, not like this.
Not like this.
Hmm.
Butting fresh.
Wow.
Let me think about this.
Sand. Things with grain.
Study.
Mass.
Mass is a physical property.
Mass is short for Massachusetts.
mass has a religious ceremony. Silver, if you mix up two letters, it makes sliver. If
you mix up two letters, it makes sand, new, new and fresh and budding are related. It feels.
But naive is not necessarily, naive it is also often associated with freshness, but
is not necessarily associated with freshness.
You can be born cynical, just look at Larry David, man.
Current is also not quite the same as new, but I'm going to send it because I'm out of
ideas.
You fucker.
Okay, I mean, mass, time, length, and current are physical properties, measured by
SI units okay naive or fresh new butting naive is inexperienced okay I'll take it.
Fixed study silver sand I had no idea to be honest you I have no clue.
is that they're quick.
This one kind of pisses me off because you can put almost any word after just an adjective,
like, quick, man.
Quick, almost anything could be described in terms of, like, how fast or slow it is.
This seems a little, like, how could you pause?
It's too big of a data set to sort through, man.
That's a lot.
These are common phrases.
I mean, I'm not trying to pick a fight.
Quick silver is not a common phrase.
Maybe in like the Mary Shelley days,
Quick silver was a common phrase,
but it's not common now.
It is.
You guys have been reading too much like,
like, uh, antideleuvian shit, man, you're even too much brand stoker.
You need to read some contemporary literature that takes place in the modern day, man.
It's a brand. Oh, fuck you for being right about that. I'm a hurly stand anyway.
There's no servers in chat, man. Hawaii is not awake yet, bro. That's why it's the worst North American
time zone. The fuck do you mean like football on Sunday starts at 6.45 a.m. Be
serious doesn't make any damn sense. What about the final? I can't go there because
it's full of people that say we hate the mainlanders even though they themselves were
mainlanders like four and a half years ago, they don't they don't like me up there.
I've never been.
They might be welcoming.
I have no idea.
It needs to be me.
Swag.
and Anna are English to Swedish.
Bro literally thinks he's Eric from 28 years later.
I'm gonna say banana.
She can banana probably has 10 million searches alone.
Monthly?
Say John Cena, hustle respect loyalty.
Fuck Mary Kill, hustle respect loyalty.
I would marry hustle.
I think if you're thinking long term,
Aligning your interest with hustle is really smart because you guys are going to get far.
You have to marry loyalty.
How does it get kill loyalty?
Because loyalty is like never turning your back on your friends.
Well, what if your friends did something fucked up?
She'd shun them a little bit at the very least.
But I think you have a fling with respect because you should have respect by default
fault at a minimum until someone proves otherwise. And then loyalty is like, you don't
need to worry about having loyalty. If you stay chill, I'll stay loyal. It's that simple.
Kill hot and you can't kill hustle. I'm not even, I'm not approaching from a David
Goggins context. You can't kill hustle, man. You can just, hustle is important. You
just point it in the direction you want to go. You don't have to hustle that, you know,
like becoming a a a a a manuscript or grifter, you could hustle that like, you know, cultivating your interest, you could hustle it, do when your hobbies, you could hustle it.
You know, building a personality.
Hustle implies Manisphere, grifter. No it implies fucking Adam Stanner in Jim Short's Brawl.
Why is my poop green?
I gotta go with John Cena on now one.
You don't watch movies.
It's Denzel Washington.
I gotta imagine these searches are spiking lately.
I'm gonna say car rental.
I always forget that the Titanic is extremely popular, not just as a film, but as an interest
subject as well.
I'm going to say Titanic over the Timberwolves, but I do think it's close.
It's not close.
Also, he's not even on the Timberwolves anymore, bro.
I bet Bloomberg clears lots of people out there with like $50 stock profiles that are like,
I got to see what people are talking about today.
I got to see how the markets move today.
I'm going to say, I believe it or not, I'm going to say somehow Bloomberg clears.
And the reason is people don't watch movies anymore.
If this had download free YouTube shorts or download free Instagram reels, this would be probably
100 million.
But people are like movies.
Nobody's got time for that.
I'll just watch three hours of shorts, but lost it on the last one, lost another loan
to die tech.
I think it's Kid La Roy.
And the reason is, I only know Madison Beer because she was on the song from the League
of Legends World Championships.
And the kid La Roy has that Justin Bieber song that goes, need you to stay.
He clears, it's that simple.
I gotta go with the kid La Roy and keep my eye on Central Sea.
It seems like he's an up and coming artist.
This is fucking crazy.
It has to be Central Sea book.
I think Bob Dylan's gonna have a lot, man.
That's, I'm proud of my go for having 14 mil.
I think he fucking clears Mozart.
I'll tell you that.
Mozart not much of a lyricist.
Not much of a savage either.
This seems like a type of band
that would be really popular in our fucked up world.
It seems like kind of like a Mormon red
and link thing going on here.
They both, and I mean this,
I don't know, they might be awesome people.
They look so much like they run like a YouTube channel
that's just about their family.
that I'm like, they're so family-youtuber-coded, especially this guy.
I'd be like this guy has like a 15 million subscriber YouTube channel.
That's mostly just about like, look how awesome I am as a dad.
It's so family-youtuber-coded.
But I think the Megan this guy is going to clear anyway.
Dr. Dres specifically.
I mean detox, chronic, chronic 2001, he's getting out of people even less, I stop looking
at me.
I don't know anything about you, but I just, there's a, there's an aura, I'm not a
superstitious guy.
There's just a malevolent aura, and you might be the nicest person out of the planet,
I apologize.
I don't think any of this is necessarily valid or means that he's a bad person, but
He looks to me like he looks to die if pure evil.
There's pure evil emanating off of the screen.
I'm just one guy, okay, but there's just something,
I think I've just seen too many family YouTubers
that have this exact outfit and look.
I have to try.
Okay.
Probably go Taylor Swift on this one.
Oh, I got Taylor Swift.
Any time I get Taylor Swift in more or less,
that's a big one.
two free points. I feel like it's got to be Lincoln Park, man. Just like, I, and this
is the nicest thing that I will say about Lincoln Park, and I mean it sincerely. It's
not just a balm to apologize for making fun of the monocation. I can't imagine the
kind of person that is like, I'm going to go home and listen to Flow Rida. I can
a hundred percent imagine the kind of person that's like this, this Lincoln Park music is
speaking to me. And I mean that in a complementary sense that is music for people that
are that have emotions. Not every artist needs to be, you know, speaking to your spirit,
but like, I mean how many times do you need to hear right around by Florida, man? So you pretty
much get what he's talking about within like the first half of the first time you hear it.
Every damn day. That's the right man. Pocka lips now. I think so. Have you turned on the TV lately?
Really a Pocka lips now still. Kill Bill volume one pretty good. Yeah, definitely kill Bill volume one.
This one's really tough. So, the 18 from 2011 should not, or 2010, sorry, should not
be at 6.7. That's an indictment of the average intelligence of the IMDB. Well, it's a selection
bias because the kinds of people that would choose to watch and review this movie. Not sending
their best. Latter 49 is like the prototypical, like most exactly mid-movie ever made. But
the 18 is actually bad. So I feel like Latter 49 is that's crazy to me. It's so bad. I say it
every time it comes up. And the 18 was so bad. I was on a 12 hour flight when I watched it and I
turned it off. I would rather not watch anything than watch this on a plane, which is
insane, man. Like that's really bad.
It went hard when I was 11. You're not supposed to watch a movie at age 11, and then review
it ten years later having not seen it again, man. You have to watch it again before
you review it again. Why not? Because I don't really care about in 11 year olds opinion on
a movie unless it's like my kid. I don't want to talk to like a guy who's an adult and then
And he's like, I think that movie is pretty good.
And then I find out he doesn't know shit about the movie.
He just has a memory of thinking he liked it when he was in the fifth grade.
They should make a movie called Kissing Just For Practice.
And it's insanely homo orotic.
I would do that to me.
It feels like a classic like a three star indie pseudo comedy
that has no jokes in it.
I mean, that in a complimentary sense.
If you are making a movie where the title is just the balance of Bastion Lyric, I'll
hook him, watch it, and it'll be a three.
It'll be a two and a half to a three and a half, but probably probably closer to the three.
Oh, a balance of Bastion inspired buildings, Roman.
control Niles, Miranchol, Organic Yellow Corn Tortilla, 30 counts. I'm always surprised
how cheap tortillas are, even though 30 is one of the biggest numbers when it comes
to the amount of something you could buy.
I'm going to say, uh, defying all reason. I'm going to say this is 699. It's like 20
cents a tortilla. Holy fuck cheaper than 20 cents a tortilla. What the fuck? 4.99.
of 0.499, I do it again, 449. That's insane. That seems unbelievable. It's giving
white people tortillas. Bro, it's literally called me rancho. Obviously, these are authentic.
The name is in Spanish.
Exactly.
That's true.
Megrez is right.
Why people don't eat corn tortillas?
I say as a white person, I've eaten a lot of corn tortillas.
I've eaten a lot of flour tortillas.
It's baked into the genome.
I just prefer the flour tortilla.
So I don't mind the corn tortilla, but deep inside of my spirit, the flour tortilla is
just they hit me better. I don't know what you want me to say. I'm I'm tired of pretending.
I'm tired of misrepresenting what my spirit knows to be authentic for me. Not in say true because
I don't know how much objective truth there is when it comes to food. But to my unique
genetic makeup, even though you see a lot of people that look like me, it's it is unique
boggling the mind. I have to imagine all the genes that make me special are there but not being
express due to like environmental pressures, but the flower tortillas speaks to me.
I don't know what to say.
Poco's on flower is sacrilegious. Well, I'm an atheist so I don't really give a fuck. They taste good.
They taste good.
So the corn tortillas to be fair.
But
If you're an atheist to explain this, it's a gift of Jesus, dribbling a basketball between
his legs.
I can explain that practice.
The sun, the Holy Spirit, I can't remember.
We went through this, we went through this as a council of NICA and L.
Did we decide that it was all one mother fucker or is it three different individuals
or are they all just aspects of God, the Almighty?
It's all one mother fucker.
We decided it was both.
Probably the same to joke.
They were killing people over the ship like 900 years ago.
Didn't they had a council?
Bro, they had a council.
They didn't come to a conclusion.
They said let's circle back next year.
Sarah Namm.
Mauritania.
Algeria.
Borders.
Cool.
But I still don't say cool borders in the cool borders, boys, when you're in Africa
in a map game.
That's so funny.
Cool, Porter!
Oh, how glib.
There's saying how glib.
Libya. Libya. That's right. Next door.
It's Nigeria.
When you get so lucky in global, you turn Italian American, it's the greatest day of my life.
This is Iceland, bro.
That's huge.
It's the easiest day.
Travel weekly will challenge you.
Yeah, that's why obviously we're not going to do it.
We're going to move on to box office game instead.
Box office game is going to challenge me because it's fucking 2019 man.
What the hell is coming out 2019?
Oh, week two is 620 million. I'll say it's probably Avengers Infinity War. I suppose. What?
Robert Downey Jr. Oh, because it's endgame. I'm stupid. Throw away 40 points for the race end.
So only pictures 10 minutes. So what opened in the in the wake of endgame?
Something's starting. Michael Ealy. Your house, his home.
Don't breathe. Don't breathe? That's not, no. In, in don't breathe, they break into a
guy's house. That's his house, not your house. Hit your house, his home. Young married
couple, a buy a beautiful nap of alley house on several acres of land, only to find
out the man they bought it from refuses to let go of the property, the intruder.
Not an inspiring poster for sure.
It did say, this is not my beautiful house, I guess he was saying this is my beautiful
house.
It does look like a YouTube shorts movie.
How about this one?
Charlize Theron could have be bombshell or was that more recent?
Not bombshell.
They wouldn't have come out in 2019, I guess.
to comedy romance. It's, um, oh, the, all, it's just called long shot. Long shot. Long
shot. All right. You know, I'm a, I'm a Seth Rogan apologist. How do you get that one? I've
seen long shot, bro. It's, it's exactly all right. I am a Seth head. I'm 100% a Seth head.
It does not suck, it's exactly decent, don't say it sucks.
From sex entertainment, Kelly Clarkson in an animated family comedy music, a classic
under-doll story.
Brats?
Under-doll.
This trolls is anacandric.
It's under-under-doll.
Under-doll.
And Janelle Monet.
In the ador of all its ugly, ugly dolls.
A classic under-doll story.
with Kelly Clarkson, Janell, Monet, and Blake Shelton.
So these are fugglers.
It's of Janell, Monet, cover your ears, please.
A whole cast is just judges, celebrity judges,
from like America's Got Talent and Stuff.
That's crazy.
Where's Howard Stern, man?
Where's Ken actually Ken Jong might be in this?
By the guess, I would say Ken Jong.
This is obviously Kelly Clarkson.
I'm going to assume this is Blake Shelton.
If I had the guess, Ken Jong, I don't think Ken Jong is pictured.
Or maybe you're Blake Shelton.
I don't know.
I think Ken Jong would be blue dog.
I don't know, this is like Josh Gad, written all over it, but I guess Josh Gad and Ken
John oftentimes are like kind of competing for similar roles.
Ken John would be the, you think Ken John's this guy?
Our dolls are too ugly.
We need our dolls to be cuter.
No Ken but Rob Riggles in it.
I could see that.
those in this too. They're calling it the most 2019 movie ever made. Kelly Clarkson, Blake
Shelton and Lizzo, also as people in Nick Jonas in it, they just didn't give a fuck, huh?
They didn't care about this shit at all. A movie, another Avengers movie, I'm not a
Then there's the marvel came out in between and gaming infinity where but all be fucked
if I remember what it was man turns out as Captain Marvel that makes sense it wasn't
excuse me I hate women I saw this in theaters opening night if anything that proves
that I love women and you're going to say why because my wife wanted to see it so I
So I took her to see Captain Marvel.
I wanted to see a two, but mostly she's driving the bus on that sort of stuff on the evening
plans.
Did you see Black Widow though?
Yeah, I paid 40 bucks to watch her video on the management.
It came out.
Fucking sucks.
Suck ass.
Lawrence Pue, though.
She sucked in the movie too.
She's a great actress.
So she's fucking sucked in the movie because the movie sucked.
A lot of great actors and actresses are in shitty movies.
You don't have to be, don't do.
It's the same mother fucker.
It's the same thing when you're like, I hate the Smiths, but Johnny.
Johnny Mars, the real reason the Smiths are good.
No, bro.
Well, Florence, Pew can be in black widow and still be asked in the movie, even though
she's fucking fire in little women.
Okay?
You don't have to pretend that just because you like the movies that she's done, where
where she's good in every single movie, she's good. That's crazy.
Is Leo in any bad movies? Yeah, I go see one battle after another. That'll answer your question.
And the answer is no, or not since the 90s, maybe.
Ah, well, a lot of people aren't fucking with gangs in New York, I guess.
Yes. Oh, he ever kind of is a fuckass. Don't look up. Oh, I hate to look up so much.
And Jay Edgar, that's true. I really hate to look up. Oh, do I hate that movie?
This is fucked because I'm in a lot of trouble.
So, I know this came out, I have not seen it, I have no idea who's in it, I know this
is in the process of expanding across theaters, which is pissing me off because they're
making their awards show run, but I want them to stop expanding it across theaters so it
comes out video on demand and I can watch it on the Peloton, but I'm going to be because
they're making an award season pushing it out the way, like an extra two months or something
like that.
There's, if I had to guess, I'll probably never see, but let me at least see who's in
Ah fuck. Okay Alan Ruck and Molly Shannon. Molly Shannon is a big connection for me and
then here's where things are going to get mighty interesting. We're looking for a Korean
actor that I know has been in, well okay I'm thinking like this a part-time look. Doesn't
Kind of the same kind of like crossovers stuff that Bong Joon Ho has.
I'm going to guess, you got something, okay, we're not going to, we're not going to
fuck it up like that, okay, you must be the voice of the demon in K-pop demon hunters,
which also has Ken Jong and it, just to loop it all back.
Now we're talking, he's in red too, he's in GI Joe, rise with the cobra.
This can be done, and I'm trying to get to Molly Shannon.
I'm focusing on Molly Shannon in my head.
Okay, so here's the way he's going to go.
I'm going to reset my timer, which is cheating, but that's fine.
Because we're going to go, keep young, we're going to take that to GI Joe retaliation.
I'm trying to get to the swank, the swanky.
GI Joe retaliation, I'm finding out, does not have shanning Tatum, which is devastating
for it.
Oh, it has shanning Tatum, and we're trying to get to Francis McDormand, or David Struthan.
I would think what I would like to do in that case is go roofman, Kristen Dunst.
With my, well, the key stand field, Adam uncut gems, Adam, Zan, oh, the key stand field,
uncut gems, Adam, Zanler, Billy, Billy Madison, Steve Bushemi, Fargo, Francis McDormann,
No madlamp, okay. And then the necessary swank you pivot. And then we're trying to get to Molly Shannon.
Molly Shannon, I would think that the most obvious connection is you take neither the Rocksbury,
which gives you feral. It gives you katana. It gives you Dan Hedaya. It gives you Lonnie Anderson.
gives you joe manteña gives you a lot of good stuff. So for me I'm thinking there's
a connection it's like, I think I have something. It's November criminals, Chloe Grace
Maretz, kick ass one, we're trying to get to Will Ferrell via McLevin, which seems
easy, right? You would just go to Superbad and then anybody here has done a movie with
Will Ferrell. Obviously Bill Hader, SNL alum Will Ferrell Will Ferrell and Will Ferrell has done
a movie with everyone here. Will Ferrell has done a movie with every single person on the screen.
Or, Chris Katan, there's always the Chris Katan connection.
Will Ferris in a movie with everybody here?
Am I really going to go, you've got to go set to rogue and maybe funny people?
Funny people takes you to, why can't I not think of a movie that will Ferris been in with anybody here?
When Will Ferris been in a movie with every single person here?
Why am I having a hard time getting from Will Ferris to, or from Judge Apatata will Ferris?
that doesn't even make sense.
You can go Leslie Man, the cable guy.
The cable guy thinks you do...
Matthew Broderick, which takes you to Tower Highs,
which takes you to Benstiller, which takes you to Zoolander,
which takes you to Willfero, which takes you to a night of the Rocksbury.
Turns out, typing night was probably not the right play for a guy
who was on Saturday Night Live.
Molly Shannon, people we meet on vacation time.
Oh, you're so real, Matthew Browderick, there is Mueller Allen Ruck.
I was so fixated on the Molly Shanner of it all, I forgot about the Ruck Fest.
using cable guy, who's in cable guy?
The meal behest, behestie?
Oh Ben's still there is the cable guy.
Brother, sweet brother.
I know what you're talking about.
Still they've directed the cable guy. Yeah, it is also in it.
It's also in the movie. He plays, he plays both of the brothers on court TV.
Reality, bite sass. It's true. I'm still, I don't think about it every day, but I think about it
once every two months where I said, how did Ben still get so jacked and then everybody in chat went.
He's Jack. Bro, have you not seen every movie he was in from 1994 to like 2009. Benstiller's Jack, bro
He's cut not Jack. I'm gonna fucking freak out. I'm gonna freak out because all this fucking all the male influencers on steroids
I've completely blown out your overton window of what Jack looks like Benstiller is fucking Jack man
Then, stiller meet the parents' volleyball scene.
Can you type creep shot in the Google images?
Then, stiller swimsuit meet the parents.
Okay, save image as Ben's stilly.
Can I put this on screen without it?
There's no, there's literally no mail nudity in this.
So there should be nothing to apologize for.
What do you mean is he jacked? He's fucking jacked, man. He's like in his 40s when this movie was made.
He got the damn gutter's bro, like what are you talking about?
That's not jacked. You literally, I say this with all due respect. You have to get off of the internet, man. You don't know what you're talking about.
about 98% of men that will exist within this century will never look like that.
He's fucking jacked, bro.
That's a crazy, that's an insane physique for a fucking comedian, bro.
He has no pectorals.
No offense, you're literally blind.
He has pectorals.
He doesn't have like fucking HGH titties, but he has packs.
He's an incredible shape, man.
This is crazy to me.
He needs some work.
You need some looking work, man.
Yeah, he's Hugh Jackman 02, now Hugh Jackman, 2023.
I don't know what to tell you, man, this is goals.
Like if you look like this and you're like, it's not goals.
I'm not saying stop working, but you can get off the supplements
of the very least, like you made it, bro.
That's the dream come true.
You can get that in a year.
Okay, what's fucking stopping you?
Why does it everybody look like that then?
Yeah, of course it's easy when both your parents
parents, we're fucking comedians.
Course is easy when you're a Hollywood celebrity,
like Ben Stiller, man.
You wouldn't know how hard it is to get jacked
when you're unemployed.
The dude is, he's fucking fit goals.
I don't know what to tell you, man.
They do in Vancouver.
Okay, it does, you do some truth to that.
He kinda has weird proportions.
Oh my God, I'm gonna freak out.
He's literally hot for one.
And he's probably got like 11% body fat or something.
And he looks looking good.
He looks amazing.
People were like, that's like, he's toned.
Like what are you talking about?
He's toned.
Holy cow.
I mean, it's literally is not your fault.
I swear it to you is not your fault.
You got fucked by society, social media.
But you're also choosing to continue getting fucked
by society and social media.
So at some point, you got to take some responsibility.
Like, if you're like 15 in chat and you're like,
he needs, he could gain 40 pounds of muscle.
I get it.
You're 15 in your stupid.
You have like very little life experience.
That's fair.
But if you're like 25 and you're like,
oh, could we're gonna show there's a little bit?
Like you gotta fucking grow up.
Grow up and enter the real world, man.
He is also a little jacked in dodgeball.
You're not wrong.
Just for that.
I don't like this one.
10 playoffs played in a single postseason.
Can I fuck with you for a second?
What about Jamie McLeanen?
Fuck, yeah, you fucker.
Y'all are a sloth, hollock.
You fucker.
I guess they have to win play up fuck.
You, Pock Doke.
Pist him me off.
How about an impossible grid?
Vancouver canux players who have won a game in 2026.
Oh, because we have not won a game. We've not won a game. Which is awesome, by the way. It sucks, but it's awesome.
It was a very gen X slash blomer coded grid spaces today.
Title get things at JKQ, X or Z, okay.
So there's John Q is a very drawl one to place here.
I think John Q is going to be under book of Eli.
The thing is also something of the tragedy of Macbeth, the John Q there.
Fuck. Well that just screws this whole thing up. Then's our Washington 2 word title.
That was really about to put the equalizer.
Stings a little bit. But there's I mean, there's training day. Don't get me wrong.
Let me get it like a
Philadelphia on 80 to 2010.
And then let me get it. What are we going to do for two word title?
American gangster, 8.23, they had to kind of rhythm with the Denzel posters in this
time. I get that these movies came out literally like, I don't know, 17 years apart, but
they knew what they were doing there.
Jamie Lee Curtis with the JKQX or Z. Obviously, freaky Fridays in there. Okay, well, we can just do that.
1980 to 2010, let me get a fish called Wanda. And then a two word title. Let me get a freaky Friday here.
And then, I mean, you probably already saw this coming.
I think we're going to play true lies right here.
I figured it would be very popular.
Liam Neeson, obviously you have the naked gun.
I think two word title, let me get cold pursuit.
And then, 1980 to 2010, let me get dark man.
This is kind of where play in the hits today.
We're going to just play the one that I said we were going to play.
I can live with that.
Kingdom of Heaven.
That would have worked.
That would have been much better.
Take in, take in to, take in.
Can I say I beat some allegations here?
I didn't even remember that he was in taking because I didn't think about taking.
Silence also.
There's just one problem. Silence, I don't think it has a JKQ X or Z. The other problem
was that I didn't think about it. But I don't think it has any of those.
Unless I might literally be stupid.
squilence
Yeah, I've seen every taken. Yeah, yeah, bro. I've had someone now. I've had I've had every gastro infection
Yeah, if I had a little back there. Yeah, I've got a couple of videos on Campbell a back there. I've had every infection
I like that guy. I've only seen that one video once, but I like I like his bit
Blurred, a adjective meaning characterized by dimness, indistinct.
Yes, sure.
I don't think that guy's doing a bit.
I think he's doing a bit.
He has too much belief in the character for it not to be a bit.
Gram, a biographical name meaning John 1648, 1689.
Graham of Clever House, Bonnie Dundee, first-viscount of Dundee Scottish Jacobite, Graham.
Ask her if you can show me your job.
It's stupid.
She started talking like a numbers station.
Failure.
A noun meaning a...
Robot voice saying failure is just the inspire some fear, like deep in your brain stem.
Somehow nine thousand shit flannel a now meaning is not so much twice
Advertisement by the way, can I tell you remember last week we were playing more or less and I got twice versus something else and
I clicked twice because they're like one of the 20 most popular
Musical groups in the world and they only had nine million streams and I was like huh
I thought twice was way more popular than that. I told that the Kate and she was like those stats are fucked
more or less do you have any answer for that do you I can you summon up some data that proves that those are the actual numbers
They're outdated. I'm serious. They have like 20 million now
Koreans don't you spotify I'm not asking you to explain data that might be fucked point dexter
I'm asking them to prove the data.
If they can't prove the data, then why are we playing more or less?
Because we might as well just flip a coin ten times.
You're literally wasting calories, like energy, food, money,
on trying to rationally explain why bad data is good.
Just because this garbage out doesn't mean it has to be garbage in, bro.
The pipe doesn't flow that way.
They're at 19.7 million now, more or less get your fucking act together.
Refresh that data, Sebrow, you're pissing me off.
Jack Harlow still clears.
Okay, did I say, I'm not surprised, did I say, I'm surprised?
I was like 9 million, like because at 9 million that means Bob Dylan is clear in twice, which as much as I
As much as it does in my household, at least in the car what I'm driving by myself, that would surprise me
It would surprise me if Bob Dylan is getting more monthly listeners on Spotify than twice right now
obliterate a verb meaning to remove utterly from wreck I
I would be surprised, but you know what?
Maybe the nephews are finally discovering visions of Joanna.
Clarence, a noun meaning an actor, stevia, a noun meaning any of a gene.
It's crazy stevia's a plant, man.
Exima, a noun meaning an inflammatory condition of the skin characterized by redness,
Itching.
In hindsight, the other ones that movie Korean movie about a ghost, now that I think
about it.
Comodious.
A adjective meaning comfortably or conveniently spacious.
Rup?
Modious.
Okay.
Line it.
A noun meaning a common, small, brownish, old-world-finch, a campus canvina, of which
the male has read on the breast and crown during breeding season.
Line it.
Virago, a noun meaning a confused mixture, Hodgepodge.
Virago originates from Latin pharigan, meaning mixed fodder or mixture.
Virago, a noun meaning a confused mixture, Hodgepodge.
Virago, a rich...
Virago.
Algiers, a geographical name.
Inheritance, a noun meaning something that...
It drew me two freaking bones, man.
Regos, a adjective, meaning full of wrinkles.
Regosis comes from Latin derived from Ruga,
meaning wrinkle, regos, a adjective,
meaning full of wrinkles, regosis.
Regosis.
Dude, I missed my fucking calling.
At 37, it's really hard to learn
like how to spell new words and keep it in your head.
But I can tell I've got the fucking genotype, man,
because when they hit me with the word like that,
I don't know, my eyes closed and I enter some kind of, I don't know, like a space between.
It just starts to, it makes sense.
I, like, it's as close as I can feel to what they were trying to do when they wrote
Sherlock and they had him like use his hands to like use the iPad of the filament and rearrange
ship in the, in the cadaver lab.
That's called thinking, nah, bro.
I'm doing it on a level here to fore unseen.
You are 37, holy moly, I'm 36, what happened to your hair?
Bro, it's fucking Monday morning at 10, 16am, I have a new year job.
I mean, there's one thing when someone who's like 22 comes into chat.
And it's like, you're at 37.
I'm like, okay, I get it.
They're skipping the college classes that they paid for.
Oh, fuck, it's a holiday.
Okay, well, then I go to my backup.
R is spelled A-R-E, just for the record,
which is very appropriate,
because we were just playing spell check.
So I might be bald, but at least I learned
how to spell a three letter word.
It's my day off, body, plus you type two fucking slow.
That was the last insult.
We already moved on to another insult by the time you got that one sentence out.
I'm 25 and getting paid. That's the dream, man. We should open a vape shop.
Oh, thank God. That says, I want to hear your thoughts on RLM.
I read it wrong for a second.
I'll read it for this conversation.
To the rate after spell check, come on, man.
Give me a second to give my brain go in here.
Ooh.
The baby shops just prey on the folly of man.
I don't know if I said it 20 times.
We had a dinner party last night.
We were talking about how the only stores that are open are baby shops.
And I thought it was because everyone buys everything online now, so the only storefront
that can exist are things that sell things that are hard to buy online, like Vapes, for
example, where regulation might stop you from being able to purchase it online.
And then another guy there who is a real job who understands more of the retail market
It was like, that's part of it, which is middle-aged parlance for like, no, not at all
nice try.
You say, actually there's a high incentive to open the business because the market is
like highly unregulated.
So you can basically like make the vapes out of garbage and charge as much as you want
for them.
And then like the, it's a predominant cash business.
So you know, you got a little less accounting sniffing around and stuff like that.
So there's a high incentive to open them because they're really easy to open and make a lot of money, essentially.
I was like, oh, that makes more soil.
You're telling me that my one hunch that I've been just repeating over and over for years is not right, just because I've said it a lot.
Apparently they are also all exotic candy stores.
And Bitcoin ATMs, and you can return your Amazon packages there.
It's a lot of stuff going on in there.
They usually sell pickles too.
I was wondering why I saw so many candy stores that were like, hey, we sell candy.
By the way, you have to be 19 to go into the store.
It seemed like, because for me personally, I thought most candy was probably like being
and purchased by children, I guess, but it's a sausage, it looks good, it looks really
good.
I'm going to say this is from Germany, it looks like Jagger, whatever it's called,
it borders it to the northwest of Germany, which could be Denmark, could be the Netherlands,
Methodist, Methodist, Meat Sausage, very creative, yeah, I'd probably young it, beef
skin, coconut milk, tamarind, gallengal, pefir lime leaves, chilies, stewed beef skin, cooked
in coconut milk.
Thailand?
Oh, Indonesia?
Should've fucking known, man.
I'd give it a try at the very least.
Eggplants.
Tempura eggplant.
Anis seeds.
Hey, tell you something, by the way.
Kate's birthday was last week. We went out to an Oma Kasey for her birthday dinner on Saturday.
First time my life, we both left the Oma Kasey and we were like, that wasn't that good.
I get it, bro. Raw fish tastes good. The restaurant was posting on the fact that raw fish tastes good.
After like the fifth or sixth piece of sushi, we were like, of course it tastes good.
We've had amazing fish.
Give me something that excites the palate, bro.
Like raise my heart rate over the baseline.
This is in 2010 anymore.
You can't just bring out a fish that you bought from Japan.
And I'll be like, oh my God, I've never had this fish before.
The culinary world is adapted to that man.
You've got to excite the palate.
The uni was really good though.
That was what was weird for me is that I normally don't like ooning.
I normally don't like tofu too much.
The best dishes were the ooning and the tofu.
I'm saying this is a little different, man.
I have no idea.
Honestly, I have no clue.
It looks fucking good.
I'm gonna say like maybe Portugal.
Maybe this became Tempura with, oh, oh, oh, shit.
Barren Jinus Kunmiel.
Yeah, I don't even like eggplant. Of course I would eat that. What the fuck are you talking about?
74% bro.
Everyone complains about culinary fusion though. Well, okay. Here's the thing. No, they don't.
They eat it a lot. I don't know who's complaining about culinary fusion.
Some Asian fusion stuff still goes really hard. The other thing, I don't want to put the restaurant too much on blast.
But you go to an alma kasi for it to be like special and then at the end of the meal
They were telling us like hey, we just open a new location. I kind of felt betrayed
I was like this shit was like it's my wife's birthday
What the fuck do you mean we look forward to welcoming you in Montreal? We don't live there, bro?
How the hell we end up going to a chain alma kasi restaurant? How the hell did you get a fucking Michelin star?
I don't work on the committee, but that just doesn't seem to make any sense to me
I don't know if they knew it. I don't know if the people that the committee sent knew what they were tasting.
Let me just put it that way.
Goes a little disappointed to be honest.
You skip the plate off, I'll go back, I'll go back my bed.
Did you drive there?
We did.
So like I think they got us, Michelin got us, but we're not using the Michelin tires.
So they literally are actually, what's the name of that finished tire company?
I think we have finished tires.
That's it. I've got the hockey palitas.
The Michelin fucked up twice, bro.
I've been on a shoot about food. Of course, I'm not going to trust my family's safety to their
I think beef brisket roll is going to clear. Clear is by a lot. I think the sweet chili
and lime shredded chicken flatbread is going to clear. I was going to say it looks all right,
but that is really wrinkly. Something's not right.
pizza fries. If I may, without waxing too poetic, I don't mind a slot bowl with fries,
but I think it, this to me looks like they're fucking you because they just don't care.
They're just like just put it on top of fries, they'll eat anything. There's some dishes
where the fries are like the toppings are integrated well into the fries.
This is just like a lack of respect for the customer.
The cheese is so melted, when you pull out, you pull on this, you're going to get one
on top fry and then the other half of it is going to be permanently buried in there
and it's just going to be a bowl of matter where I don't know a fuckass recycled cardboard
tray of matter.
This has some purity to it.
I'm glad to send that to grandals coming around, man.
Both bad. Let's move on.
Which one's worse? This is a really tough one.
Haters will say it's fake. I think if you just close your eyes and ate this, you wouldn't even notice that it's a little fucked up.
Really? It's an important question, because I think the price is going to be largely irrelevant here.
What offense scramble users more?
Improper shape or improper color.
And I don't have an answer for you.
I think it's going to be improper.
I, because this is also the improper shape, I think this wins.
Okay.
By a lot, holy cow.
Perhaps sandwich looks good as fuck.
Homemade stone looks good as fuck.
And it's homemade and it's a pound.
Fair enough. I mean, this sandwich looks good. I can't be mad. Hot dog for zero pounds.
Fun, looks good. It's fog, man. Really? For zero pounds? Or the homombo-kodeo?
I'm gonna say it, man. Normally, on principle, I would vote Spain over England in the food war.
And I think that this looks good.
I think this looks really fucking good.
I'm not even, I'm not cheaping out and going like,
oh, it's just, of course, nothing beats zero pounds.
I'm saying, this looks good, man.
Fuck you.
It's sloppy, that's okay.
See, the form makes sense.
You can grab some fries that have some toppings.
With God as my witness, obviously both are fucked up.
I feel like this is just everything about it is wrong, at least a bread might be tasty on that one.
She's burger with chips for eight pounds, not really doing much with the photo here, or hotdog,
that it's not the, like what's weird for me is that it's not the right color,
but the hotdog color is not like real anyway.
It's like they're almost complaining about the fact that they didn't die at the right color.
So I don't, what's the difference between a gray hot dog and a pink hot dog?
It's not cooked enough? They don't change color, man. It's foam.
I think it's going to be, this looks real at least.
Great Scanner with the beer.
Might be different meat.
Well, they ordered it.
They ordered it.
So, one thing, there should be an extra button in Scramble.
That's like user error.
Like what they include, I put all the toppings on top of my burger and then open the
and look at how messy it is now.
That's your fucking follow-brow.
Or when there's a hamburger with nothing on it
and they take a photo when people go,
there's nothing on the hamburger.
I'm like this at a stadium after you get a hamburger,
you do a 180 degree turn, walk behind you,
and there's a condiment section where you go,
shh, shh, shh, and then you eat it.
So like just opening it up and being like
It's a plain burger, like it's misrepresentative.
360 degrees walk away, while on a while, till the next subway, bon bon bon bon bon
JFK's Army Secretary LBJ's Defense Secretary Carter Secretary of State, all the same
dude, all named blank vans. Don't say Bob. Here's why I think it has to be Bob. Because
there's three questions and the third one is going to be about the office. If it wasn't
Bob, I don't think they would be able to get the fuck. The founder of the first Persian Empire
was named Cyrus the Great. So it was not Bob. That's crazy. How are you still
Mr. New PC? It's been months. It's newer than your PC. How do you feel about that?
No, it isn't. Probably it is. You've seen Ram prices these days.
Alonzo, Cassandra, and Victoria are the only sensibly named characters in what musical
that made its West End debut in 1981.
1981, Arson, make an old lace.
2006, the Phantom of the Opera became the longest running, is it cats?
Oh, fuck man.
make sense because there's a dude in that called run-tum-tugger.
Arsonic and old laces from the 40s. Why is everybody going here's like it can't be
arsonic and old lace? I know it can't be arsenal and old lace because they gave me
X. You should be saying, pull these shit, uncommosed arsenal and old lace. No, I don't.
My high school did a production of it. It's not arsenal, whatever, to a gooner like
me everything's arsenal.
Kate Feeney and Molly McGrath are the two most recently higher hosts of what lab show
that needs a lot of hosts.
Hollywood Squares.
It's been 10 years since she hit 5,000 episodes and she's still going strong.
Linda Cohen is by far the most prolific host of what several times a day show.
don't say Isaac, then the news, the weather channel, the weather, the weather channel?
Oh, sports center, we don't get Americans, sports center in this fucking country.
Yeah, I'd be Daniel, when did they get rid of Jennifer Heggier?
They got Jennifer head to your sequestered in like college basketball reporting now, which is no good because we're in Canada
Sports multiple times a day. It is crazy anytime in America and you're like
You're like be in a restaurant and the TV will have like football highlights from Sunday and it's Wednesday
And you're like, what are we doing?
You're really just locked into the sports ecosystem all week.
Like the dream of football, one of the best things about football is that it's only on like one day a week with a couple of extra games now and then.
So you get to watch like the thing on the day and then take the rest of the week off.
But now we're in, like the NFL never ends.
Spend the whole week talking about the games that are going to happen.
Play the games. They're probably pissed off when they're playing the games
because they're like, I would rather be talking about the games.
And then starting on Monday, a whole week of talking about the games before next Sunday comes to pass.
It's been like this for 20 years.
Normally, he used to go to a restaurant.
They would have diners, drive-ins, and dives on.
And you'd be like, why do you have another restaurant's food
on in a different restaurant?
Like, that seems fucking crazy.
Now, every restaurant you go to, it's two motherfuckers
doing a video podcast talking about, like,
who's going to coach the Miami Dolphins?
I don't care, man.
Tell me who's going to be taking snaps.
The coach's secondary, as long as it's two,
is QB1.
restaurants have TVs there, oh here one, one fighter at a time, okay one, doodle bugging
is a fun alternate name for what junk science activity?
I have no idea.
What if I, oh, water divining?
What?
I know, it helps you find water divining.
You're going to give me my point back.
I next time I play thrice, they're going to give me my point.
So I'm not even sweat.
Thrice is very good about that stuff.
Aliim Seepa is the species name of...
Could be onion, but I think it...
A-Q...
A-Q...
This is why I feel bad for Catsman, they can't have any...
Aliim Seepa man...
No garlic, no shallots, no onions, like they don't even know, man.
Like, would the fuck do they put in their sauce, or...
Probably nothing, if I had the guest...
Play it off me.
Oh, that's right.
Beco de Gato.
Hey, that's pretty good.
Well, no, because then people will think you're going to eat the cat.
Can't do that.
Gotta be like a...
So there's got to be a way.
It's also a very day change this all set, but I can't
word this starts with S. I don't know.
Beco to guy, oh, there's not have chicken though.
Yeah, I think we all know that, octopus.
I'm kind of confused as to why
it's one of the strangest culinary flexes.
Unless I'm missing a reference to something.
guy I mean chicken turns out I missed something. I thought pollo was chicken.
guy I was rooster. You know what I just found out like a week ago. I thought that
Hence, didn't have the crown, you know, like the diamond, you know the dinosaur that
spits the shit in Newman's face, I thought the chickens that have the crest are only men.
And it turns out that, hence, can have the crest as well, and the goozle,
may also have larger ones with females can have them as well.
I've been saying that for years no one's given me any credit.
Outlier, McGuron and kind of like a Swiss poop, I thought it was poop team but actually
obviously that's rigotony maybe it looks good as fuck to be honest with you and serve
to some apple sauce.
she is speaking to me. I'm glad. I'm glad. That's she kind of good. Don't get me wrong.
It's just a donut, essentially. A glaze pastry filled with raisins versus tiradito.
Raw fish with lime lemon juice, Amarillo, agi, Amarillo, paste garlic and salt. It's
really hard to beat foods with this flavor profile.
I'm going to try anyway.
Tempura vegetables versus, I mean, some of them
you have to look at some of them you don't.
For me, I really like Tempura.
And I know, I mean, let's be it is, it is Tempura.
I rose by any other name with smell and sweet.
But it's really hard to compete with like a steward beef man. That was a tough one to pick, but
All it hit you with something straight up. I think Kamaboko is not that good
It's I wouldn't like ask for it to not be in the ramen, but it's like it's not the best part of it
Feel-o-do with eggs, feta cheese, and yogurt. I mean, I'm going with this by a mile
It's Kalapamuda, or bare claw.
Now we're out of apple fritters.
Young coconut with coconut water served with ice.
Obviously this is really good.
I've had fresh coconut, it's really good.
But a bare claw, man.
Okay, they got some serious 5050s today.
Sire loader.
Coconut milk vegetable stew.
So type of shit that the almond tans area was eating.
Rice with flaked fish boiled eggs in a blend of spices.
I would honestly take the coconut milk vegetable stew.
There are these are really close, man.
A noodle soup, which rarely loses,
loses, but doesn't look that awesome versus a steamed bun that always looks better than
a taste, but still I think I got to go with the two of these are really impossible today
and we're rolling. Okay, that one's pretty easy. Castle Lavers is the shrimp cocktail.
I like a shrimp cocktail, but not like that, man. Like around the edge with the cocktail
It's awesome in the middle, yeah, but not in, like, just piled into the Sunday flute with a plastic fork, those disgusting, man.
Aloo pie versus fish, soup, bee, whoon.
Okay, mashed potatoes, cumin, garlic, onion, pepper, green seasoning.
I mean, that was good as fuck.
The sounds good as fuck. It looks kind of gross in the picture, but a light soup with
Light soup with vermicelli noodles and a fish broth.
God, dear, we had a perfect score.
I looked the hardest day of all time.
I just thought of a sandwich, a baguette filled with mush
would not inspire people.
I thought that a noodle soup was going to make it happen.
comes fanatics as I went 10 for 10 on this that's all right you needed after that
Caleb Williams throw an overtime yesterday. Well there was super kind of sold. I didn't
watch the game. I just checked the score on my phone later, but that's what I heard. So
we're playing PUBG in 19 minutes, which means we have to go faster. There's no new
disorderly. Jucks to stat is choppable in order to get to catfishing. 1880s
works furnishings of the White House individual desks president's desk.
Easiest point in my life. Is there an, I'll be honest with you because this
doesn't matter. I swear to you if there was a button that was like I actually
did not mean that, I would click it and say, because I don't deserve this point, and
that's fine. 1990s biographical films, 1993 crime films with Doc holiday,
Pumstone, Maverick, Tumstone, Tumstone, Pumstone, Pumstone, highest points of
countries. 2,000 there's Slovenia, highest mountain in Slovenia, I have no idea, free
glove, that one I have no clue. 20th century Finnish architects, I'm in Hellio, Alvar
Altto, just don't know him to be honest with you, more power to you.
culture drinking culture sports culture in Canada sports culture in the
United States is a tailgate tailgate party. I guess it is kind of Canadian as
well. NASCAR dude they should do a drinking and driving NASCAR. But then when you
will be like wait a second something doesn't add up why are all these guys
driving better. It's the first race of the season where they're not hung over, man.
When he first century rappers who are also YouTubers, who are soccer YouTubers from
Cincinnati, wrappers from Cincinnati who are also association football youtubers
and Twitch streamers, side-men charity match players, I have no idea man, I'm so sorry.
2,05 births.
Okay, I have an idea.
You could be, you could be I show speed.
He seems like he could be 21.
He could have a rap song I don't know about.
He could be from Cincinnati.
I know him as a Fortnite YouTuber. He could have launched his channel in 2016.
Internet memes introduced in 2021. Internet memes introduced in 2022 is my mom's
kind of play and no build. I show speed. We fucking get there. We fucking get there.
I was scared.
And he's, I didn't know he was associated with the association football.
I knew that he likes Cristiano Ronaldo, but I did not know he was associated with
association football.
I guess it's because I don't really know that much about speed to be honest.
I do.
I'd see a stream now and then when it's on the front page, he's always like, who's
walking places, walking different places in the world.
Do you think it's kind of cool?
I did see the one also where he got 10 million subscribers on YouTube
and he celebrated by doing like a flying headbutt into his computer.
I thought that was fucking funny.
He's kind of like Gen Z, Anthony Bourdain.
No, I'm good for him.
When he is century Syrian politicians, I'm gonna assume this is Al-Assad.
It was not Al-Assad, then that's pretty much like my one guess there.
He accidentally exposed the beer's diamond monopoly, but Shah Al-Assad or I show speed.
That would be an echo of a dull. Al-Assad versus I show speed.
Avian humanoids. Oh fuck. It's one of these guys. What are you looking? What are the stargate?
Motherfuckers. Your horrors? Yes. Yes.
American frontier is a lasso. I'm a so rodeo equipment, ropes, roping, rodeo,
So, ethnic groups in Kazakhstan and Kyrgyzstan and Pakistan and Uzbekistan, Muslim communities in China.
But I don't know. I should have known.
Scored set, bro, we were kind of popping today. You know what? We should be here, though, because of the resolute desk.
Come on. All right, fine. You put me a seven, then some kind of, I kind of like this.
This will be kind of like a sick logo for a founder driven online underwear e-commerce store.
It could call it 10 out of 10 and it could have like a 10 that way and then this line and then 10 down here.
You know this should would go hard on like a perfectly square sign outside of like a brick and mortar establishment.
And then you go in there and you're like, what the fuck?
70 v. Boxer, a pair of underwear.
But then they're like, it comes with a lifetime guarantee.
And then it rips and you're like, oh, I'm not going to send them.
I don't know how to deal with the post office or one pair of underwear.
That's crazy.
Once the last time you use the warranty, it's been a while, I'm not going to lie to you.
That's just because stuff these days has made so awesome that it almost never breaks.
What are fucking shot?
Thank you.
Guys, we're kind of locked in.
Yeah, live golf.
You have my phone number.
I hear you're recently looking to replace Brooks.
Capca, that motherfucker from Final Fantasy 6, what a shot.
It's after Roth, that's the one.
Oh, no, no, no, no!
see key for sure would got traded? Yeah, but like, with absolutely no disrespect to
keep or share when it was been maybe our second best player this year, you
cannot trick me into caring about the Vancouver-Conoxist season. I don't really
care as long as they keep losing until the draft lottery, which I hope they
win. I would love to, but it's an indictment of the Vancouver-Conoxies and
that people were like, oh my my go, my go, key for sure would got traded.
got nothing against them. The only reason I'm happy he's gone is because we get more
draft picks. My phone keeps sending me notifications of the score. I get sad every time I
see it. The time to be sad was like the first week of November. Now you should be
fucking stoked if you see that we got bodied. Because we need to have the hope
being out of the front office, essentially.
If they were like winning too and then losing five and then winning a couple and then
one loss and then another win, they might be like, we kind of got like some hope.
The fact that we've lost 10 games in a row and we're losing them like six nothing is
the best possible case scenario given the circumstances.
Kind of like my Rangers. I mean you guys trade it for JT Miller and they made him captain like we had him once
Once was enough man you really trade for him again like you brought him back
I didn't do that. Oh, okay fair enough
He's on the Olympics team too
Imagine being worse than the Jets this season.
Jets fans are pissing me off.
Sorry, you don't get to win the president's trophy and then tank them next year.
You guys aren't bad.
You're literally just pretending.
Tell Connor hell about the fucking nut up and boost shit.
They're literally faking sick.
Thank you for saying that.
They're faking sick.
And they have the audacity to be like no one suffered like Jets fans.
To be fair, you didn't lose your team for a while, but also shut up.
Let me show you how to tag.
That's true, the New York Jets, there's a different story.
This is pissing me off.
Even definition is five.
I thought this might be the definition
that they might be like, troll in me.
Line V to twist to conceal.
Twist, OK?
Twist is an anagram, two twist. Twist is an anagram. Consuel to me, and I might be
operating on an insane level in those strictest definition of the word insane, means you
are involved because they've hidden you. Nothing in the cryptics is accidental, and
they have hidden your ass there.
So you're concealed, and then what would you twist?
You would twist lie, or maybe you would hide this in this, which would be live,
but then you would twist it.
I think these are the letters, and the two, I don't know what the two two is all about.
Maybe the shit is ballet coded somehow.
It's veil, because vial doesn't make sense and veil,
but then this would be the death play.
It's gotta be right.
But this would be the definition,
or it's all the definition.
The whole thing is the definition.
The art definition here is to conceal indicator, conceals not an indicator.
Twist, whatever.
We fucking got it.
Twist means reverse.
Ah, well, not in the dance world.
They got to talk to Chubby Checker about that.
Is Chubby Checker still alive?
Chubby Checker.
Chubby Checker, yes, age 84 years.
Still alive.
Good for him, man.
Chubby Checker is known for popularizing many dance styles, including the twist.
with his song, The Twist, and the pony with his 1961 song, Pony Time.
This one is discography, it's making me laugh, man. The choppy checkered discography,
the twist, let's twist again, slow, twist in, twist in USA,
there, twist, begin, twist it up.
up. But we can see here. Limbo rock. Let's limbo some more. Let's do the
Freddy. Does Slop. That's really he was trying to he was trying to
marvelous his this geography. The Slop I got to listen to let's do the
slot man. Here's let me throw in a Sashmarker here, the slot by Chubby Checker.
Some monster mash. What the fuck? Oh, I can't see that.
Oh my god.
Holy cow.
Thumbs up if you are listening to this in 2012.
This is good music. Do the Slop.
Let me see the Slop lyrics.
The Slop shubby checker lyrics.
Mama did the holy gully now. She's got a mop now mama taught the baby gonna do the slop
Well, she just taught my baby how to do the slop now she's back in the kitchen with the brand new mop with the holy gully music on the radio
I'll put the diapers on the baby in a way we go we do the slop
Do the slop what the fuck
What the hell
When the babies do in a holly gully to the swap, you better grab the baby before she blows
or top.
When the babies older take the diapers off, well you gotta look up before I poop the
pop.
What the fuck is this guy talking about, man, is this a song about Diario, it's this me.
What the fuck, man?
Shelby checkered the Mexican hat twist.
We're going to do the old Mexican hat with the brand new twist, and it goes like this.
Everybody twist.
I love that twist.
Now south of the border, I feel like I got to hear the Mexican hat twist.
be checker. Let's see what's going on with this one.
We're going to do that old Mexican hair for the brand new twist and it goes like this!
Oh no, I can't. Now I can't. Now I can't. Now I can. Nice folk up beat dance craze song, yep.
Yeah.
Bro, it's been 15 seconds, fucking chill out, man.
We are hitting the Adam's family ship 15 seconds into the song.
Relax, man.
You know what he was fucking doing.
Oh, anyway.
Some fucking pub, G, man.
They really were, just wasn't it, anything back then.
And I don't disagree with you.
He does sound like AI.
If I may, he does sound a little bit like AI.
Probably because the AI trained on this.
That's true.
They bought the Chubby Checker.
The Chubby Checker Pack from Google.
You fucking change your shit on this shit again. I care remember change your shit on this shit again. I care remember. That's one way.
Um, I think he's in plain tiny roads. What happened, man?
Notice respect the tiny roads. I'm just surprised.
It's great. Yeah, I have a wise he played it. There must be some inputters for a day and
to be down there in tiny rows. He plays a roguelike until he dies and then switches.
All right, so what's he going to do in like 20 minutes when he has to buy a new roguelike?
You got him, cooked in, gagged him on the fray.
See, taped all.
There's my title.
Everybody had a friend in high school who was like,
Where's my title?
Arms out, stretch, dash.
I don't even have steam open.
Maybe we should just fucking call it.
I was watching the pit this morning on the bike.
I was like literally streaming as harder than this.
Like at least, at least he's got colleagues that are like helping him.
me while I have to do all this shit myself. Then I make an awesome joke and they go,
that's not funny. Even though it is funny. Have you ever noticed that bed sheets are
just a fancier version of toilet sheets? That's a fucking funny joke. And if Dr. Robbie made
that joke on the pit, all the med students would have been like, Dr. Robbie, that's a
funniest thing I've ever heard. But I make that joke to my friends and they go, is it a
poop joke? I don't know, yeah, it's a poop joke. And they go, oh, we only like
com jokes here. We know, poop jokes are very juvenile. Com jokes are what we're all about.
Pissing me off, man.
Craftin would probably, probably, craftin would probably rather be didn't talk about this
at the start of the sponsored segment.
We are going to have to wait until we get a little further in.
I see what you said about Taosio.
I'm three chapters in and three separate women have thrown themselves pussy first
at the first guy introduced.
Yes.
to be fair to the book, that's because they've ridden the first guy introduced as the guy who is
competent in all domains and is smarter than everybody else and stronger than everybody else and
more rational than everybody else. If you think that's bad, wait until people start having psychological
breakdowns and then the women go, hmm maybe we can just fix them by having sex with them.
This seems like an awesome idea, I'm going to do my duty for humanity.
The...the...do did not know what he was doing when he was writing the interpersonal interactions in Tao Zero.
The guy was, he should have just stuck to the...
the hard sci-fi instead of the relationship dynamics, because it's fucking crazy.
And the main character, it's all...
Oh, hey, we brought you on board, because you're the smartest physicists that's ever existed.
Have you ever considered blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, oh my God, even though I'm this
artist's physicist, I've ever existed and that's why you took me on this mission.
I never thought about that thing.
Thank you.
Guy who is smarter and hotter and stronger than everybody else on board.
Kiss to me, off, man.
Everyone, we are back with PUBG.
This is sponsored.
Thank you again to Craft and we have been sponsored to play PUBG for like a month now
to celebrate Arangel Sub-Zero all sorts of new equipment added to the game such as the
Blues On grenades and the Blues On Grenade Launcher.
The map is snowing and it's really starting to come down there.
I don't know if you check the weather channel recently but it has started to snow like crazy
and there's a casual mode, we can play one hour of snowy Arangel.
It's going to just tool around in a dot's gun encounter people and it's actually been
a lot of funds revitalized my enjoyment of PUBG and having a great time playing it with
my friends and you should play it too exclamation point PUBG now it has been a struggle
recently because people have started crashing their gliders in the me anytime I go outside
But we'll just hang out on a window or something.
Look up, brother.
You know what?
I got me thinking about how basically playing this game is a lot like the 2014 horror film
it follows.
And you're like, I would never get caught by that.
That things too slow, man.
But then like all of a sudden, catch me tunnel vision, looking at somebody with my A-dax
And then I died by falling.
I died by falling when someone crashed
their flying machine into me.
Bro, you look like you're from Milta.
I'm sending cosmic energy to your game.
I'm guiding your bullets through the cranium of your enemies.
You will get away.
Thank you for your spiritual support.
Anyone out there make a voodoo doll
and just do nice things to it?
Anyway, if you've got an NNL Voodoo doll, just give it like a little treat and a massage.
Give it a massage?
Oh, man, my banks feelin' pretty good.
Don't you need hair for a Voodoo doll?
I have the mother fucker you're trying to hurt his ball, I don't know, man.
man. I did acupuncture. My voodoo doll's got to be freaking the fuck out. That's a great
inversion of the bit guy who's going to get acupuncture and then it like jump cuts to his
doll going ah ah that's a good that's a really good one. Everyone's landing faster to me. I'm
probably going to die. That's okay. And I say this with all since
Erdy, chat illuminated me to the fact that Cairo,
practic medicine is kind of like a pseudo science or maybe even
junk science. What about acupuncture? Acupuncture the same.
What about exercise and good diet?
I see a dude running into this building.
That's not great for me.
That's also a scam.
What about having hearty genes?
What about having genes that impure you with good health?
That's a scam.
Okay.
That's also a scam.
What about cupping?
They're like, wow.
That Michael Thelb stuff?
cupping's real.
Brother, I see you.
That was my iron sights, taste, bro.
That's okay.
To be honest with you, that's Bob behavior.
If I've only got time for one, do I go to the gym tan or do laundry?
Got it. It's got to be tan. You are a time traveler. 2004. 2004. That's how people were
talking. We take the one love beanie. Longer than Jim while you wait. That's a good idea.
Who's in our chat that came up with the idea to have a gym that has a laundry mat in it?
So you put your clothes in the laundry and then you go work out.
It was me, me, me, me, me, that's kind of a sick idea to be honest with you.
But I want to clean the clothes after the gym.
You're literally never gonna have 100% clean clothes.
It's not realistic.
Then you have stinky gym laundry.
Unless you do your laundry naked,
you're always gonna have dirty clothes, man.
What are you talking about?
Like, what are we saying here?
Here's what you have to get to cover.
Oh, you looking for this?
Pretty sweet, right?
Look up.
Oh, yeah.
Did you cue solo or squad?
I'll be 100% with you.
I have no idea.
Absolutely no clue.
It's solo.
I'm hoping it's solo, so everybody gets a chance.
I kind of lock in when I go up against teams.
I'll hit you with one better, too. Most apartments are not designed for you to have all of
your clothes clean at the same time. Most apartments are designed for you to always carry
a little bit of laundry depth. Your closet won't have enough room for all your clothes.
You need to store some excess dirty clothes in the hamper in order for everything to function
appropriately. It's like how sometimes a company needs to take on debt to be efficient.
You need to have a certain amount of dirty clothes in your house in order for your
domicile to function appropriately.
My girlfriend doesn't understand this, but it's true as the burden of the fellas this this one's just for the fellas
The fellas understand
About laundry debt the interesting thing is you don't
This is don't work the same way you don't need to carry a little bit of this debt
Which I haven't really figured out a way to put that in the model.
Girlfriend gets the premier closet space and we just have to deal with it.
Magraista, I swear to you, it's not a misogyny spit, but it's true. It's true.
As the person who has adopted the role of the husband in my relationship with my wife,
every once in a while we have our own closets,
and then for a while I would open it up and I would be missing some clothes hangers.
I didn't say anything because I was like it's completely plausible that I just thought
that I had more close hangers than I actually do but then some of the clothes started
making their way into my closet and I was like I'm gonna get a locked in which is not
a problem by the way but I let her know that I knew just so that I could hold it over
had just so I could be like, just so you know, I know you took some of my closet space.
And then she's like, is that a problem?
And I'm like, no, of course not sweetie.
I laid it out.
Why do I have no ammo, bro?
She said do something about it.
Yeah, basically.
And she was right, too.
Check this out.
the coyote jump. You got to stay moving. Like this, this has my name written all over it.
Wherever these sounds are coming from. It's normal to lose a little bit of causes space
here girlfriend, you make it up in food. I never considered that, but that's... there's
definitely some truth to that, all you piece of crap, man.
That was huge. And literally, that one, I didn't even matter if they were a bot because
we lit them up so fast, they had no chance.
It's literally love languages, what do you think your love language is, chat?
And don't say something glid like C++, I see, but do say real ones because I don't
know any of them.
Okay, so how are we going to do this, bro?
Fair enough.
That's bad for me.
I can stay here all day, bro.
Who stopped?
I see you.
Bro, is that a bot or a fella?
Quality time? That's a good one. Quality time's a good one.
I can't see because I'm in the, what flatter, there's think the world is like, I'm
going to die.
I have no heels.
Yep, Joe, Joe!
Joe, I have to report you, Joe, because you're a chatter!
You probably thought I was a bot because I was in the circle, but I was not a bot.
I was killing a bot in the circle.
Please don't.
Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe.
Crafton?
Are you here?
I need admin privileges.
I need to be able to temporarily IP ban people from the game.
Temporarily?
Oh my god they're doing the light.
Well, in like two hours, I don't really care.
But four to two hours, they got a chill man.
In two hours they can do whatever they want, but for two hours you need, I need, I need, I need a sterile environment.
Get around the watching fallout. Please, uh, rephrase the question. And it's not, I'm, this is, um, I'm deferring my decision on you.
Rephrase the question in such a way that it doesn't imply that everybody here has to plan to watch fallout at any time
Because you phrase that is if it's something on the list and it's not on the list
Did you watch fallout? That's one thing
Any interest in watching fallout? That's another one
But did you get around the watching it?
I had never I never made any effort to to put it on the list will I watch fallout?
probably not. Will I watch the pit when I find myself in a situation like today where I started my
Palatana with 24 minutes of 28 years later still available? So I needed something that was like,
you know, roughly 60 minutes long to fill space? Yes. So now I'm an episode 1.2 episodes into the pit.
That can be a good, like there's bricks and there's mortar. The movies are the bricks and the
The pit is the mortar.
The movies are the bricks and the pit is the mortar.
Rakes, springs, we brings, maladies, the pit.
Where rhythm is life?
Life is rhythm.
I listen to these during my workout.
That's good.
Thank you for saying that.
It's very nice.
I think I used to think you should be listening to something else during your workouts.
But the more I talk to real human beings, especially men my own age,
The more I realize how many of them are.
And I don't want to put too much evil out there.
But it's partly because they're busy and partly because they're aspirational.
But it's like,
feels like 37-year-old man,
they're on average kind of just consuming self-improvement content,
like non-stop,
like just stuff that either makes you a better business person,
or investor, or CEO, or manager, or slightly increases the efficiency of your workouts
and stuff like that.
So you interfacing with something that, and admittedly, is overly flattering to myself,
but something that you are watching just because it entertains you without the, what I
would describe is the disguise of like, hey, I'm actually watching this to make myself
better air go on being productive at all times. I think there's something nice about that.
Watching something that's just entertaining, there's some nourishment in there, whether it's
me or or something completely different. I give you some credit for that.
You know what pisses me off, bro? Why do you have so many different kinds of paper?
We don't need that many types of paper. We just need...
be a person I feel like almost all paper is just A4 right?
though you just need the A4 that pretty much, excuse me sir, that pretty much covers it.
I'll wipe my ass with A4.
Okay, I see where your toilet papers are big one.
Hot friend, hot friend picked up a kill.
I'm happy to live in a world with toilet paper, don't get me wrong.
What about A1? I'm pretty sure that's a damn steak sauce, my brother.
Hostard board? I think for the science fairer or something.
Ah! I'm okay. Run button. Someone's got to be cooking in Rosie Brow.
It just pisses me off because like I have a scanner and unfortunately I also have caused
to use it and I'm always having to do like I scan the same type of paper every single
time but I always have to do a test sheet because I can't remember the guidelines on
I'm about to be stream-hought or killed, should they impart you out there, bro?
You don't need paper?
I don't know if this is my most old person take or my most rational take.
Sometimes when I get a document that requires an e-sign, if they send me a link on like
hello sign or docu-sign, I can sign it in one second.
If they send that shit in, like as a PDF, I'm better off just printing that shit out
signing it, scanning it back in and sending it over instead of opening a PDF reader,
Why can't I sign this Google, how do I sign in Adobe Acrobat Reader?
Oh, they've made the document read only by accident or something like that.
And we landed the shot. By the way, after almost 10 years of playing this game,
Thank you to whoever said you can see your shots with bolt action rifles if you just hold the mouse button down
Nobody had ever thought to tell me that before and you've actually saved my life
Because you finally asked
My first time ever playing this game without singing men at work songs the whole time so
I think this up.
Yeah!
It's a mistake.
That's a pretty good one.
They shot my tire out, bro.
That's all right, basically just skiing.
Damn!
What the fuck bro?
Fucking chill!
I'm no idea why they hate me, where's part of the actual back?
You see how hard it is to be a streamer?
I'm getting shot!
I'm getting shot from everywhere, man!
All great, and there's a fucking ice bridge.
don't do it
huge
it is like that song every single person wants to be my enemy
gotta get a new helmet though
me when I'm done my natural helmet.
I'm just gonna chill here for the rest of my life.
No, I like a building with a balcony, so they can crash a hang ladder into me.
Not your lead break, good movie.
Wrong.
Don't make me pull that I was alive in 2005, Card.
Not wrong.
Wrong.
Wrong.
Wrong.
Wrong.
Wrong.
I pull that card all the time.
Well, I was alive, but not only was I alive in 2005, I was getting up to some hijinks, man.
I was getting ready to graduate from high school in shit.
I was saying some shit like I'll have the karaoke chicken in 2005
You wouldn't know anything about that
Yeah, of course not
Were you at the mall food court?
In 2005 I wasn't an exotic enough eater to
to get Japanese food at the mall food court.
I was probably getting footlong turkey on wheat,
maybe with cheese, but sometimes just the damn turkey.
And that's real talk, unfortunately.
Took a while to come around.
Used to be a picky eater?
Yeah, I got over it.
Like that dude who got turned into a noot.
No greens, no nothing, no nothing, man.
Are you an eater?
Don't assume that I don't know what you're saying, just because I gave sinners a four star.
Okay, sinners is good.
It's a very good movie, and it's a very good movie with some excellent scenes, overall, and
and some excellent performances, if I will, to me it didn't rise above a four, but I, in my review that I wrote in the, in my actual journal, first line of the review, I didn't seem to enjoy this as much as most people, but, great performances, the scene where preacher boy plays the blues for the first time is actually an all-timer.
Like an incredible scene where the kind that makes you go, this movie has a lot of
sauce.
Got about this one second.
Just kind of stimming up here.
Hold.
But don't assume that just because I gave it four stars, I don't know what being a real
eaters all about.
I'm perpetuated an anti-Irish stereotype now I thought the dude was cool he was doing
some cool stuff man do some cool dancing so eyes could glow red
It's also kind of sick. I'm glad they don't really explain it. I think it's sick how
he just shows up. Like the movie seems to imply that he fell out of the sky when the
sun started going down and like his back still had steam coming off of it. Like because
he was he was just barely not getting burned by the sun.
I mean, you know what, it could have been a coconut tree.
Maybe he didn't fall out of a coconut tree.
I want you.
I'm going to kill him.
My germs.
that's what we want to get rid of this garbage man, you don't need this garbage.
You do need that guy all, we need all this garbage, get rid of that garbage, that garbage
Let's get, and then you take this garbage, guys, I hear, I hear a sound.
I, yeah, I had a sinew.
I knew.
You gotta keep an eye on him, because we won't hear him.
Imagine though, I've got to hold the button down, I don't think we have to worry about that anymore, that was all he was.
The my problem was I assumed they wouldn't crash the plane.
So I aimed as if they weren't going to crash and then they crashed.
Always assume the best of people.
You're a big guy. I'm working on it. We resume chicken potato today. She can
potato being going kind of crazy, honestly. Potato ain't all that, but we'll
work on that. Been on the philophoric. It's turning into mouth stream. How do you
do the full awful though. Like I ordering it in a restaurant kind of a no-brainer, but like
at your house, I'm sure it air fries okay, but it's kind of a lot of overhead.
Frozen full awful in the air fryer. It could be the move.
you literally look like you're from Mezhar 5. Are you talking about, um, maybe you would
like to see the show. You'll enjoy the cafes, let's go. You're talking about that.
Being born again, my friend, won't you sign in stranger? You're zombie.
don't you lock in streamer this is bot smoke this is how bots use
smoke grenades bro you got a lock in on that you got to hold the mouse
button down
I'm bored in the bush and I'm in the bush board
Oh shit, it's poppin' off.
You don't floor 85's in this game, do you know what that means when I killed the floor
85's A, not a bot, B, a stream sniper.
Floor 85 was going, but thank you for typing bot down, you've saved my honor.
You just blew your cover, bro.
Then you, eaten a lot of kimbap recently, what should I eat with it?
Usually they give you like a little soup or something, a little soup with like a,
I don't know, like a bean curd in it.
All right, pal.
Gilly.
Whoa!
It's shooting kid.
Green Gilly in the snow is pretty funny.
You hear anything?
I feel like he wants a taste, man.
Now we're talking.
Obviously you're in the middle of it.
LERP, FLEARP, keep joining the games, brother, I appreciate that.
I need some more FLEARP in my life.
There's someone who is literally at tears of my eyes from that clip the other day.
You're talking about the one where I shot him from Cardi Card.
Hayters will say that's law of large numbers.
What the fuck?
This is a Hayters Circle, bro.
There's haters everywhere.
That's bad.
Hey, a lot of fireworks going off in my neighborhood.
You guys hear that? Is there a celebration tonight? Wow, someone must be celebrating tonight.
Stungrinage.
Whoa!
The fella.
Tahit.
Okay, I'm dead.
Now I'm chillin'.
I'm dead, y'all.
That one was dessert.
Now I'm going to pull myself in a tight spot on now and I can't really be mad.
By the way, we are sponsored to play PUBG.
I'm having a great time.
I hope you're enjoying the stream as well.
Exclamation point PUBG, check it out for yourself.
You can choose to play a range of for an hour.
They in casual mode.
I'm having a great time landing.
Some shots.
It feels good.
the sponsorship. All caps did you see the conox trade? Bro, keep
for sure, would for two seconds is not all caps.
Quinn Hughes for Zeve, Boulom, Marco Rossi and Liam Ogrin.
That's an all caps trade. Keep for sure, would for two seconds is not all caps.
I am Zeve.
Take that out.
Yeah, what do you got to save for yourself?
You made it.
You got in the lobby.
What do you got to save for yourself?
I had to jump on your back.
Hey, yaaah!
nice track, I don't think so, big deal, everyone could do the body waves.
You ain't special.
Oh yeah, you do it then.
I need that type of stream right now.
Type of stream.
I'm revoking high-op privileges.
You literally can't.
High-ya is, well, it's karate coated.
And I know karate is a martial art that probably originated in Asia, but karate is
practicing karate is middle age white guy coded.
That's what like Danny McBride trains in, like break in boards and shit, break in
boards with your, with a punch shirt, like doing a high kick that breaks a board or something
like that, that are seven year olds.
And every didn't martial arts.
I feel like my school wasn't big on the martial arts, man.
I didn't have too many people in karate.
We can tell.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, I sure hope I don't get ambushed by boards when I'm out.
It would be a roll.
Hey, the board hates to see me.
Hey, I was on my way home from work
and four boards tried to rob me.
Luckily, I've taken 10 years of karate.
They didn't know what hit them.
Like, what are we talking about here?
It's more wrong than you think.
Did you get Sue's middle age man coded?
Well, like, here's the thing.
As much as I hate to admit it, middle age men change generationally.
Like, the middle age men now are not the same as middle age men when I was a kid.
And it happens slow, and then you notice all it wants.
It's like, most middle age men that I knew when I was a kid,
they weren't even doing like any form of exercise at all.
And now I feel like most middle age men I know are like,
like should I do steroids? Like if there's been a there's been an inversion.
I'm gonna dig up all your kimchi.
Okay, can I say something?
Mala-Tav cocktail inside of a kimchi pot kind of, that could be a 16 in a fucking movie.
That's kind of awesome.
When the Audrey and my bus stop in their kimchi, oops, she buss up in the kimchi pot, and
there's a Mala-Tav cocktail in there.
That's a bop bro. You can't be doing all that.
What the fuck?
Can I say something with all honesty? Why am I so awesome at shooting when I don't go first person?
person like, I feel like my accuracy rate is actually higher in hipfire than it is in
any other environment. I guess because I'm closer but like still like I'm looking cracked at hipfire.
When we take the fraction of your attention, it could be the move.
My dad gets excited whenever they upload a new James Corden Carc Pool karaoke to YouTube.
That's fake.
I think it's fake and you're baiting. The reason I think it's fake is because James Gordon
been up to air for a couple years now. I imagine they've gone through all the content for
YouTube now. Unless they're doing like a kitchen nightmares thing where there's still
remixing older episodes. I gotta say I found myself in a position this weekend where I had
nothing to watch except stuff that was on the Roku channel. I actually been like a little
to the Roku channel. They have some stuff on there where if you're in a position where
maybe you just need some TV to be a distraction or an hour or two, they got bar rescue
bro. I watched an episode and a half a bar rescue is having a pretty good time to be
honest with you.
Did they shut it down?
They shut it down.
Probably people will say bar rescue is fake.
I don't think that could possibly be the case here.
The mom and the dad opened the sports bar.
Went into debt.
Put the sports bar into their son's name.
And then the dad was just drinking at the bar and yelling at his wife.
You really think they were like, hey,
Hey Dad, make yourself look like the world's biggest piece of garbage.
I think he had to be a genuine piece of garbage,
just the only way that the episode made any sense.
How did I hit air?
Can you see out?
Chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill.
I'm just going to say it, that sounds like it might not be human shooting.
That sounds like a human would shoot.
Bro, you shouldn't you know how in like medieval games you can pick up the arrows that you drop on the ground
You should be able to pick up the bullets that you drop on the ground
That was a real human being he went prone in the grass immediately
Like imagine after you killed him you could like scour for the bullets
Yeah, I hear it.
Do you know how bullets work in a manner of speaking?
I know what happens when, excuse me, a second here.
No, what happens when cloth lug gets hit by them?
I can tell you that much.
I don't know what its name is.
I just know the sound it makes when it takes another man's life.
Nick Nolty, Tropic Thunder.
Okay, Tropic Thunder. So devastating to make a reference, and instead of people laughing, they go,
okay, reference.
Written by Justin Thuru, really, I didn't know that.
My favorite Charlie's Angels villain.
Justin Trudeau, I don't think Justin Trudeau would write tropic thunder, but I do understand
how you could get confused about that and let's just leave it at that.
I'm kind of Kirk Lazarus, but he's okay.
YOUCH!
I gotta stop shooting at the head now.
We gotta aim center mass.
What a shot.
Where you at, though?
I feel like I can take you.
Pills on the leg of grenade, man.
What would I give Satan's alley?
I think it's like a solid 3.5.
It's kind of a word season bait, but you can't go wrong with Toby McGuire.
I mean, you don't just, they're not given away MTV best kiss winners, you know?
I see you.
I saw you moving down there by the U.S.
I love this game.
That's on Tuesdays.
Second, I had to run.
With more, or just like randomly.
Enough with the my dinner with on-day Andre crap.
Yeah, it's like the director's never heard of me's all saying.
Put some information in the frame.
Wow, has this guy seen too much Quentin Tarantino or what?
Well, I'm talking about key and peel, yeah, you got it, it's kind of don't work, man.
I feel like Tuesday's pretty good.
Haters will say Tuesday mostly carried by the fact that it's not Monday.
I think Tuesday's got a certain amount.
It's got a flare all of its own.
I see you.
Okay, you see me, too.
Yes, yes.
Tuesdays on the phone, didn't you?
Why can't I place that?
I can hear all because it's such a can't in through the bathroom window, yeah.
Took me a second.
Embarrassingly enough.
You were in there, bro.
You're lucky because of this fuck ass built in better. I can't give the shot I want to go on your because of the fuck ass built in
Bad blocked Brad, what are you gonna do?
So true
I'm going to say we're playing circle ball now.
Oops.
Fuck it.
If you can hit that in this weather, you fucking earned it, bud.
This is a kind of snow that turns you into CJ Stroud.
Know what I'm talking about?
Yes, sir, pretty bad game.
A whole scheme of things.
Seven turnovers in the first half,
like what are you talking about, bro?
I don't think so, kid.
Alright, you might live, but we found this life up really good.
We made him softer for later.
He's an ammo bro.
Speed wire you laugh at my guns kind of bulletless.
Sometimes all you need is one missing piece, the missing piece robbing the house next
Sorry, you.
Bax, I know my neighbor's got some good stuff in there, man.
I know that cause he's in my sky and he lets me borrow his pressure washer.
I'm going to blow out Miami tonight. You know, I was thinking we should bet on this
shit man. Here's my bet. I think if Miami beats in the Anna, we have to unban person
back Miami Hurricane who got bands with that name like eight months ago.
They've earned a second chance through pure kisman.
I mean, in no university, we'd be taking these shots.
And I don't want to see Miami win, by the way, and the reason I don't want to see
Miami win is because there's a chatter, Brian Rampage who's been a fan of Indiana College
Sports.
The only thing I know about them is there is huge fan of Indiana College Sports, and
that largely that has not been a fandom that's paid dividends for like, I don't
know, a while, at least as long as I've been paying attention. But they must be there.
There aren't you? There must be stoked that Indiana's in the in the college football
playoff sponsored by all state. So I'm I'm happy for them. So I got a route for Indiana.
also kind of like a hate the state of Florida.
So I don't really feel strongly about Indiana, one way or another, which makes it
easily in the top half of U.S. states ranked by my sentiment.
Wow!
Chill, bro.
He value pair kind of crazy.
I don't know what kind of haters you guys are dealing with that.
Don't remember.
Well, I remember.
The occasional thing at least.
Can you guys just pop out?
That way we could actually have some fun instead of everybody hiding.
Thank you.
19 bullets.
Oh fuck.
He's gonna take me up on it.
I've got to go!
How are these not hitting?
Maximil, can this one too? Hard-breaking? I didn't know Maximil was a stream sniper.
You chillin' in there?
Oh, I didn't say he's chillin' shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
Someone put a bomb in here, man.
Turn my eyes to drive this.
She had a casino style car bomb.
Get to the top of the hill.
This is not the top of the hill.
Choose the rock you wish to die on.
Run away from the smoke grenade.
Basically just run till you get shot in the head.
So I'm going to scare about what's going on down there,
he'll be honest.
Smoke so close, man.
I appreciate that the car is like outing where everyone is standing, thus allowing me
you get lured into a false sense of security? What the fuck? What the fuck?
Okay, so go kill me last game. I straight by.
I mean, we both had, we both cheesing a little bit, E-stream sniping, me using equipment,
so I get it.
I get it.
Don't be mad.
UPS is higher, and obviously we need a frost zone.
I'm always the one who need all this.
Okay.
Where the fuck is your guilty suit?
I can't fucking see it.
It doesn't exist.
It doesn't exist.
I'm wasting my time.
I can't see it.
That's because it's doing its job.
the
the
Not great, Bob.
Did you guys have left cover for this?
The fella, two fellas.
gotta be power friends.
What the fuck?
I mean, this is huge.
Oh, you don't need the fucking first AIDS.
I think I've ever used to shit in my life, bro.
In the end of the 15th.
Come on.
Get ready, brother.
Red dot arm kind of crazy play.
You're automatic.
No, no, no.
I thought I threw away the sniper.
I'm literally safe, bro.
I literally get a free shot of you.
Oh shit.
You know.
Can't see because it's so damn icy.
This is like snake eat or grow.
Spoon stop.
I don't even have a melee weapon.
Wow! The fella!
Ignis, and you give me your pan.
Somewhere.
Whatever, hit fire on, incoming.
Pick a side.
What has he got there?
That was a big one.
That hit an organ.
of
the
of
the
I don't want to say a friend of the screen because I have crashed a lot of hand gliders in the meat, but pop friend is a known entity
But the other sheep's libraries were deliberately trying to kill me and we got over them. We killed a few real humans in that game
Zero minutes
Zero minutes, but it's put me in
I must have had seconds left in casual bro exclamation point buggy
Oh
I must have had one minute or less, that's crazy.
Thank you, Poth Frant.
Thank you.
Just the verse real people.
I'm here to tell you, bro, that's not what verse means anymore.
What does it mean now?
I'm not 100% sure.
I think it's a guy who could pop or bottom.
I guess I'm person, they could pop or bottom.
That might also be a switch.
I'm not a hundred percent sure.
They might be the same thing or there might be a nuanced difference between them.
They're basically the same.
Switch is Dom's sub.
Got a lot to learn then.
It's a straightest thing I've ever heard.
go to a restaurant where middle age couples eat on date night.
Straightest thing I've ever heard, 51-year-old husband on date night, I'll have the house
burger.
You're on a date night, bro.
You're on a date.
What do you...
Ladies, be honest, okay.
I'm asking you honestly, I'm using my honest card.
Then the fella orders a burger at a nicer restaurant, as it gives you the egg.
Is the egg real?
If the egg is real, does it give you the egg when the fella orders a burger at a nicer
restaurant?
A little.
I'm choosing to believe it because it confirms my priors.
As a lady, I'm ordering the burger.
I don't know how to explain it, but a lady ordering the burger doesn't give.
Ick, she's literally hungry.
Like, I feel like a man is ordering the burger
because of societal pressure and a woman orders a burger
despite societal pressure.
That's why when a woman orders a burger,
especially if she's my wife, it's an act of rebellion.
And when a man does it, it's an act of surrender.
Oh, it's just, I was craving a burger all day.
There's forces, there's greater forces in play here than you could possibly understand, okay?
I just love burgers, bro.
Okay, whatever.
Aren't you scared she's gonna leave you for a guy who orders the brazed,
tablefish.
I got to be in the back of your head, bro.
It's got to be in the back of your head every time you order the burger.
You're like, maybe this is the one.
Maybe there's another fellow in the restaurant.
Oh, we'll start with the, can we start with the beef salad?
And then, um, we'll have the fish and swans our second course.
And then after that, maybe the steam's stable fish.
They don't listen to them.
It's just dinner. You don't even like beats.
You so get it order.
His order is so unusual.
Three courses.
Act rich, stay broke.
It's that simple.
Getting three courses and not going appetizer,
dessert is kind of fucked up though. Going soup salad on tray kind of on
forest there. I like a soup don't give me wrong, but you kind of want to have you
have a soup or a salad.
It's saying it crews. This is the house I started in bro.
If you're on a cruise, if you're on a cruise, you could have a supinistality.
But you do kind of have to look around the table because they're trained in the fine dining
tradition.
So sometimes you order a supinistality, then everybody else only orders an appetizer,
and all of a sudden you're the asshole who just ends up with a fucking soup when nobody
else gets anything in that course, and everyone's looking at you like.
Do you do double entrances on accrues?
I don't, but there are a lot of people that do.
There's a lot of people who order like every on tray, which seems crazy to me.
leaders, they have dump, dump it, dump it, oh, it's.
You clock any British people at the buffet?
But listen, okay, so there's been a malevolent rumor spread.
I was not on a cruise in January when I was away.
I know it's usually a safe assumption, but genuinely we were not.
So the last cruise I took while the second last cruise I took was out of Southampton.
There were a few British people out there.
But I feel like you're clip farming me or you're trying to get me to clip farm you.
You're trying to get me to say nothing causes you to lose more time and get a redder split
getting trapped behind a British person at the coffee bar when they start cooking up their
fucked up tea.
I stand by a bro, I stand by the fact I will defend Americans for boiling water in
the kettle.
I don't think it's that big of a deal.
And I still think they...you can't beat me in this one.
I've already structured the bit in such a way that I'm the only enlightened person.
I don't even boil my water in a kettle.
We have the Zodhu Rushi,
Fuckass Japanese hot water heater
that just keeps it at the perfect temperature.
So if you're so serious about your tea,
why even wait a minute to boil it?
Why don't you just have it on tap?
I would have a temperature you wanted to be the begin with.
Right now I have mine at oatmeal temperature,
which I think is a little too hot for tea, but.
Rich posting. It literally saves you three cents per electrical bill to just have
the water always hot. Because instead of taking it from four degrees Celsius to boiling,
which requires a lot of energy, you just take it to boiling once, and then it probably
just stays there. Probably loses very little temperature over time if I had to guess.
I'm not like you guys, I run to the danger.
Thermodynamics, it's literally a perfectly insulated calorie meter bro.
Gotcha.
That one had to sting. Who's next bro?
Got him?
you're in trouble come on what through his arm pit now we're talking
I do love the bot, I got shot at, let me look at my feet and throw a smoke grenade.
It's an interesting behavior.
Look at the right kinds of ammo.
You got the knowledge to get yourself in the fucking college bro.
Why do so many bots have level 3 backpacks?
Not that I'm fucking complaining.
Seems about right, honestly.
What are these bot lobbies?
It's casual and it's unironically so much fun to, I mean it turns out, just killing somebody
in a battle royale just feels good.
in a work otherwise. It's just a good time. I'm going the wrong way, man. Speaking
of armpits, I shaped mine for the first time. It's kind of goated to not look like
the fella from A real monsters. I would plus to that. I got just being real with you.
I got way too much body hair to conserve myself with armpit hair. Like that's down the
list. The same so good. On the other hand, maybe it's fine. As your butt looking, pretty
Harry, pretty Harry for sure.
Pubes, don't worry about all that.
Let's just say we've been using more shandy butter than normal.
Use your head. He couldn't have been at that rock.
There he is. The fella.
I think that was a real guy.
What am I?
Up the hill behind me.
Yeah.
I don't but nice shot. I think it was, honestly. I think that was a real guy.
Here's stop at the ankle so it looks like you're wearing hair pants. Yeah, a little bit for sure.
Got a little bit of a hair pants thing going on.
Oh fuck.
Popfriend?
You think?
That was really close.
kind of old but you funny, get used to a bra. I'm thinking about becoming a little bit older, maybe even like this year.
No way. Yeah. Roll all down here.
ship Pennywise we're saying trying to get you to come into my screen.
Hello, I should be running them over. Where was I getting shot from? I thought I saw him back there for a second, but I can't.
I can't prove it.
It's Dokes Posting.
How Harry on a scale from Badger to Cat?
I'm in a lot of swimming type situations and I swear I'm being a hundred percent for real with you.
I do see someone, a man, heavier than me at least once per vacation, but not once a day.
So, I don't know where that puts me in the distribution.
I'm easily, and this is not a flex, if anything, is an anti-flex.
At a minimum, I think I'm top 0.1% male-herieness for my age.
No, it's not upper 20% though, I swear to God.
I'm sure there's some selection bias, like people that are, as Harry as I am, aren't taking
their shirts off as much, maybe their self-conscious. I swear to you that it's not top 20%
because I'm still dealing with people in my discord that are trying to like meet me with big
body hair problems and they're saying things like, I've got four chest hairs. Should I
shave it or pluck it? I'm like brother who cares? It takes three seconds. What do you mean you're
36 and you have four chest hairs? Like we're not in the same league, man. That's when I was
rocket when I was 14, unfortunately. So I think I'm in the I think I'm in the
top let's see point one to one percent of various guys my age. I have to put
an age on it because people tend to get hair years they get older, at least on the
body.
This is my house.
You got ear here?
Yeah, so I'd throw out every kind of hair.
I have lots of videos not ear here.
I shave my ears every time I shave, so like twice a week.
Did you hear what the fuck I just said? I shave my ears, bro?
I shave my ears twice a week like inside a little bit inside. Yeah
The outs like the rim of the ear, but yes also also a little bit inside
No, sir. Yes, bro. I have every kind of hair. I have every kind of hair. I have every kind of hair.
I got lots of videos on rose apples.
Head hair. I have had it. This has been a minute.
How y'all it?
What the fun?
Trying to raid my old building?
Trying to raid my new building?
time max milk
you know what max milk i'm not gonna apologize i'll tell you why
you kill me enough
that you don't get to be like i'm just a goofy little stream sniping guy i was just kind of trying to troll you
You killed me enough.
You killed me enough that I don't treat you with that love.
Pat friends, occasionally kills me.
Usually, just sort of trolling.
You, on the other hand, seem to be doing the,
yeah, it wasn't really trying to kill you,
sort of gambit, which I don't respect.
I don't know, maybe you're like my best friend, though.
So I saw a polygess.
Right, we probably don't need seven bandages in nine first days
when we could have ammo instead. He ordered you the other day. That was really funny if I
may. Now did it kind of fuck up our lobby? Yeah, something fierce. But it was, if you're going to fuck
up the lobby at least do something cool like that.
Games kind of just bots and shatters.
Well, you know, one way to spin that.
Sponsors stream must be going so well if so many NL viewers are in the lobby.
must have got a lot of people into the game.
Almost everybody I encounter appears to be a fan of mine.
Hmm, how do I join in stream snipe you?
Ah, well, just wait till I win this game, and then join the next Q that we do, and we'll
probably be in Tago together, which is fine, because honestly, bro, you kind of look like
you're from there.
That's right, you look like you're from Kago, bro, you look like you hail from
bucksley. Can't say that. I can say whatever I want, bro. I'm from the streets of
Milton. You want the other hand? You look like you're from Ladsbroke Grove. LGBTQ
Martin Luther Queen, nailing the 95 genders to the chapel row indoors. Okay, that's really good.
I also, like, how even though it's the joke is about Martin Luther,
you kind of got a riff on Martin Luther King in there with Martin Luther Queen, which is like,
does not fit the theme, but somehow still elevates it, which I think is, just to be clear,
I'm coming down on the side of, I think that's good.
I think that's awesome, even though they are two different guys who lived 250 years
a part of it, I want it to be known that I am a fan of this.
That hit the car, that hit the fucking car, I'm fucking grand to my head.
More like 500, I literally don't care.
It was before I was born.
You guys aren't watching movies from before you were born.
I'm not caring about any historical events
from before I was born.
Sorry, thanks to the tango.
I was there.
I was there in 1551
when Martin Luther nailed the diet of worms to the chapel door.
What do you think people were talking like in 1551, man?
You think they were like, what I ever brought, I'll just buy an indulgence and say,
ain't that big of a deal?
Babe!
Oh, holy shit!
Babe, I'll just buy an indulgence.
Why are you freaking out, babe?
I'll just get an indulgence.
People do it all the time.
That's clever.
Oh my god, I'm insane!
What the hell happened to me?
Just a tough shot if I'm being honest with you.
I'm on the coffee. I'm on that two coffee life now.
I love it. I still haven't bought the Bambino plus though. One of these days.
You should think it could be the move man
Milch drinks pretty good
Right here a car
The girls on
Girls is kind of cracked but first
Okay understood
Understand
.
Wow!
Shouldn't have antagonized the car bro.
It's my friend, oh no, it's not...
Oh, super good.
I shouldn't have antagonized the guy with the car.
I shouldn't have just chilled.
I should not have gone to the crate.
Still, that fucking kill, that was 320 meters away was sick.
Rho.
Suddenly we were out of casual time.
We're still gonna play about 30 minutes more of PUBG.
Random map which I hope is a rangel. Thank you again to craft him for the sponsorship. I have an upgrade talent. Just gonna get some sparkling water
Hey, babe, it's not that big of a deal. I'll just buy an indulgence
We get it. Why need someone else to riff on so I can riff on the riff.
Nope, no one's got anything.
Purgatory sounds chill. It literally does sound like a long flight. It's a
rangel holy shit. Purgatory don't sound that bad as long as they got the
seat back entertainment.
If all this heaven stuff is real, it is really funny to think that people who
died in, like, just playing Charlotte Main's time are just getting out of
regulatory. They're going to be like, taking their east francy and ask up the
heaven finally. There's going to be like, people who died this year up there.
The fucking intake in heaven's got to be crazy bro. You're like, damn, they want
to have it. I got a visit from east francy next to me in the fucking waiting room.
And what the fuck?
Of course you're going to see that, man.
It's been so nourishing to make real art again.
Dude, that's how I feel when I started writing enough of my journal that I didn't write
it as if someone else would ever read it.
Like once I started using personal pronouns in my journal again, nature fully healed for me, or at least my brain, which is part of nature, I guess in her manner is speaking.
Once I started using I in my journal instead of just dropping it and writing like a short hand pseudoscientific style,
feels better, man.
I use we instead. Are you Venom? We are Venom. I still write my journal with the anxiousness
of future readings. I think you should chill on it, because like in all likelihood, the journal
is an exercise that is for you and you alone. There's only like two scenarios where someone
else is cracking into that. One of them is very likely, you die, give the journals to your kids.
They don't give a fuck. They're going to open it probably and read a little bit and be like,
that's interesting, and then they're going to like, get bored because it's not about them.
Like, if my mom gave me 50 years of journals, there's no Sean reading a minute for every day of
of her life, like that's crazy.
Obviously it brings broader elements of
her personality in the focus, but like that's a
ton of reading when most of it is going to be like,
I gotta get groceries tomorrow, right?
The other one is if you turn out to be a serial killer,
they will pull her over every single page.
I'm excited I'm not gonna go to see that.
or if you're like fucking
apictetus or something like that, then they might give you a they might read your fucking journal.
But literate I don't think apictetus is letters or even that impressive bro every single letter is just like
I don't need all this Roman shit. I can just eat a tangerine and sit in my garden and I'm like, okay, bro
Some people don't have garden's bitch. What are they supposed to do?
dumbass
Anyway, I bought a Pomello and I was recommendation pretended I would actually cut it up
and eat it on like every other fruit, guess what happened to this one?
to be fair, Pomello, one of the easiest fruits to buy aspirationally and then not eat,
because it does take a long time to peel.
So I totally understand where you're coming from on that one.
Pomello pretty good but not worth the work.
I legitimately think I'm realizing I might be like in the rare camp of people that is like,
And the pomellas are like my special interest, bro.
I love everything about the fruit.
It's almost weird.
I think it tastes amazing.
I think the fruit is aesthetically pleasing.
I love it.
It looks like a plastic fruit that's actually edible.
But in some strange twist of fate,
I mean it in a complimentary way.
I could mod our pomello.
Can you guys chill on me?
I'm having a hard time here.
Oh my god, the door is open.
I'm either a motherfucker who opened this one,
I don't think so.
I think this shitty little town be looted, bro.
You heard glass break when you need Steve Austin's here?
By the way, so my daughter, on vacation, she caught five minutes of an AEW wrestling
show on TV, and she's been bugging me to watch more wrestling ever since then.
We got Netflix obviously, so I put on WWE RAW, do they ever wrestle?
the whole show is just people talking. I got to the point where I was like, where's
the damn wrestling man? They never have. I don't even think to be honest with you. I think
I washed out a wrestling before I even knew what WWE RAW was, but was surprised.
She loves some of the Japanese wrestling.
Yeah, I don't really want to spend like all that.
I don't really want to get that stuff.
Then I feel like I don't want to spend a bunch of money on something that she won't be interested in,
and probably like five minutes.
I mean, even the WWE might have cured her.
But maybe it was just because they were in Düsseldorf.
It was WWE raw in Germany.
So maybe they were putting on like a more avant-garde kind of production.
She didn't watch the one where they were in like a goofy ass town.
It made me something in the Netherlands instead,
then might have been more her speed.
I know I drove a car over here.
Apparently, it's right here.
AEW is on HBO Max.
Wait, I got Crave to watch good movies again.
And you Canadians watch AEW on Crave.
Because that's kind of like our HBO.
It's not on Crave.
It's on TSM here.
Real players.
Bro, you literally got killed trying to kill me.
That's got a thing.
What? This isn't right.
No!
I guess I should steal.
See, finally seeing Shorsey.
This might be obvious.
There's a negative 300% chance I'm ever going to watch Shorsey.
I will probably watch he did rivalry to be honest with you.
I'm assuming that the buzz is legitimate.
I'm assuming the buzz is not just like what I've never seen this on TV before.
TV before the buzz might also be like hey this show's pretty good so I'm
willing to give it a chance but the odds of me watching Shorzi are like
less than zero. I don't necessarily think it's gonna be a bad show I think
I'm just gonna hate it. Oh good there's no tires there's no tires on the
than anything. Luckily they made their doing buggy out of pants so I'm free.
Can you just chill?
It's a crazy world out of your man.
Yeah, go for it, go for a bro. I'd like to see you try. You and what army pal, I
see they let just about anybody in here. So you're dead. Yeah, what do you think about
that you see the shots in there and he's just got the egg he's got a cracked.
Where'd you go, bro?
All right, K-boys, yes something happened.
The sparkling water didn't hit right and now my throat hurts.
Maybe I got one gulf that like had too many minerals in it.
I'm not totally sure what happened.
The whole milk is the play, bro.
That's fair enough, you got me. But the hit with the car was awesome.
The hit with the car was awesome.
Sparkling modern's giga bad for you.
Gungi, I saw you say, can somebody come up with a study that says sparkling water is bad for you,
so this guy stopped drinking it? Why are you so mad at me for drinking sparkling water?
It's just water.
That's Gogi for you. Gogi is a cyclical hater. That's what I know. They start here.
call that not hater, not like insanely positive, like not old rainbow trout levels.
And then they gradually get closer and closer to like the asymptotic level of hate that
leads to a band. And then they get banded and eventually unband and they come back on the other side of the function.
Hmm, huge asymptote reference. The limit does not exist, bro. Once I got, I'm gonna cough out this goo.
I don't know what happened, man. The throat was good.
You look at this fuck ass bottle.
Probably all the HCO-3 ions in this man.
Yeah, can I get us a bottle of St. Peligrino?
Can you take all the hydrolyzed carbon-line out of it?
You take all the HCO-3 ions out of it?
Now you get it.
God, you're unnoticed, man.
You look like you're from...
Helopad.
Bro, you look like you're from Helopad.
Put it in the microwave to neutralize it.
Can I tell you something?
I understand why the instant pot company went out of business.
61 alive, what the hell?
Kate cooked, uh, Galbi Jim in our instant pot.
Instant pot literally we bought it 11 years ago.
I used it for like six of those 11 years all the time to cook carnitas.
Put it away, didn't use it for five years, plugged it in, worked perfectly, right off
the bat.
You can't be doing that if you want to stay in business in 2025.
got to make a worse product that the grades faster. The shit is from like eight British
Prime Ministers ago and it still works perfectly.
Oh, so last month.
You see that?
I hate the swirf.
Thanks, bro.
Fuck it.
We take them.
them.
What the fuck?
Not a good time to be reloading your old gun because it's a fine idea, okay?
100 damage though, how about that?
You're doing pretty good? Yeah, I think I'm going to do it all right.
What are we running after PUBG? That depends on how this lobby goes. We have 10 minutes
left in the sponsored screen. If it's a big lobby where we make it to the end, I just
run back one more PUBG. Otherwise, I don't know, man. I don't 100% sure.
Drake minecraft songs. Gonna see the enderman. Gonna find out all his plan.
Oysteel in blocks, got him can, got him, got him, got him, got him, got him, something like that.
If he steals all he finds, I might look in minis eyes, don't suppose my design will
survive.
Okay, everybody just going pink wool is pissing me off.
He's got other songs, okay?
And not even ones off the Garden State soundtrack.
Bro has three albums, okay?
Get deeper into the back catalog.
Does he stop learning all new music from Nissan commercials, okay?
Do one of these things first?
Bro, first off, that's off brighter, later.
It's my third favorite Nick Drake album, secondly this from Garden States.
That's not gonna happen, okay?
I've outed you as a braff head, you're a braff head.
Your SARS Guardian, positively SARS Guardian.
You like movies with Jim Parsons in them?
beware of mobs that scare that's so true. They're lonely moan to see you grown in your house at night.
He rhymes too fast for the parody to work though. You got to have a you got to be Watson for that one to work.
Jim Parsons was in Hidden Figures. Yooo Sheldon Cooper at NASA 1961.
it all makes sense now he plays a racist guy and that one
that's true shall the Cooper very unlikely to be racist because
is logical
how about that is that woken up for you
Bazinga, Bazinga, Bawoke.
Woke, Zinga.
Organic Farmville.
Woke, Woke, Zinga.
I don't even know what map this is, bro.
I look like I'm from fucking Kiaala.
You look like you're from Tampa here, carpenter's end, it's Bob the dude, I'll go to land
your boxley might, boxley from the fucking NL joke, not on your lawf I'm skipping a
chance to land boxley lad.
Here we go.
Tie your Vietnamese food for lunch.
But lunch, I think you can't go wrong.
You could tie some nice food or you could have some Vietnam either way.
You know if you take your dad to the restaurant he's just ordered in the damn burger.
Am I right fellas?
How I feel when my button bow quay is finally arriving?
No, I'm talking about.
Check this shit out.
He's been ruining your drop.
Literally the best drop I've ever seen in this fucking game.
Bonser says, please do not call this a fucking game.
These days, just type of thing that can get your money up, honestly, it should make
one of those. Well, actually this should make less to be honest. Your picky eater bit got
me in trouble with my wife. She has ADHD and took offense. Okay, first off, that's her problem.
Secondly, that's, I didn't get you in trouble. You got in trouble if you're taking a streamer's
bit to your wife that was about her. Why would you do that? Now you got me mad at you. Why would
would you go and do something like she overheard? Alright, well, fair enough. That one
that's tough. Someone might say, why don't you put on headphones but like headphones
in the house with the wife is like kind of the quoted vibes in my opinion. Maybe you
got a difference. Maybe you're both on headphones and you kind of talked it out in advance.
I might be that kind of a different story, but I don't know if you guys are in the same
sort of dynamic.
And I just want to be clear, I like it this way, even though it doesn't really seem logical,
it's comfortable.
In our house, I think we don't have the headphones on.
And it's really just whoever makes a play for an audio-driven medium first gets control
the board. So if I come home from running an errand and my wife is watching YouTube,
I'll just sit down and watch a little YouTube with her and if she comes home and I get,
I got the sports on, she guys sit down and watch a little sports. It's like the,
it's the right of first refusal. The first person to make a play gets the audio.
I really thought that was going to work, man.
They love each other.
Can I hit you with something else?
Like the YouTube's often in Korean.
I don't know, speak Korean, so I'm just kind of like just sort of watching light move across
the screen, not really understanding the context or whatever.
I could I hit you with something that's also crazy?
Some good videos.
I don't mind watching him at all, so you learn a little something,
take it, just take it in the sights.
So the type of shit I also used to do when I lived in Korea.
I just don't see that.
That happened fast.
loudass gun. Lonnie swept the playroom and swallowed up all he could find. Yeah,
I know it's off, I think it's off Katie lied. It's Boston, the Boston rag. Lonnie swept
the play room. And swam out up all he found. It was 85, I was still.
Lonnie came around. I'd see you're trying to catch me on some stealing
Dan deep cuts and we are getting there. We're still catching them. We just got back from
my first trip to Korea. It was amazing. We loved Seoul. If you love Seoul, you should
see turning red. In my opinion, they're both turning red actually pretty underrated.
Seoul, it's got a due level of respect on it. Good one. Sorry. Sorry. I don't know what
It's a nice city, so is a nice city.
Who sounds better?
Yeah, I feel like the beach, I suppose.
Which I don't, but who sounds still kind of okay.
So you look like you're from the candy.
Did you take the train there or will come a time where you could talk about this
city without immediately having to acknowledge a reference to the one
Korean movie that people have seen because it has zombies in it. I'm
getting roasted for for making references and then meanwhile every time you
mentioned who's on which he has said the second largest city in
Korea and I don't even know it probably has like five million people living there
you've got to acknowledge the movie you have to acknowledge the movie.
I watched the Korean movie was zombie's in it.
I know what you're talking about.
It's a pretty decent movie.
I don't know.
Is it as good as 28 years later?
No spoilers for 28 years later.
I'm not talking about the bone table.
I don't know anything about the bone temple yet.
Well, I know a little bit about the bone temple,
but I haven't seen the bone temple.
I have to wait for the bone temple to come to crave.
I'm laying a ray here now.
I want this game to go to business.
I love 28 years later.
I, here's my thinking.
I think I'm gonna give it a three and a half,
but I actually liked it like a four,
but the ending is very easy to be cynical about
because it's so obvious that they were like,
and I get why they would do it.
Don't give me wrong.
They can't end the movie at the appropriate part
after the emotional shoe drops.
Instead, they have to add in that doing style ending,
where it's like, and don't forget,
everyone will be back in the bone temple.
Like this is a little thread that keep you going
for the next movie.
But I like it, I like it at a four level,
ignoring the little half star.
for the end then, um, but definitely want to see the bone temple. I also feel like
28 years later is like exactly my right amount of Alex Garland where it's like an exploration
of, you know, different forms of masculinity, many of them toxic, but it's mostly explored
through like, hey, there's a dude called an alpha who runs around naked, ripping people's
heads off their necks with his cock out.
Like that's more of like, I need the Alex Garland stuff to not be so serious in order for me to actually dig deeper into the themes of what he's going for.
And also, I'm sorry to say this. And I don't know if it's your fault or not, but it's time to get over it.
I went to Letterbox for 28 years later. So many of the reviews are like, you were not ready for the amount of zombie penis in this movie.
There's not even that much dick in the movie.
There's some dick in the movie, of course.
But it's not like the whole movie is just a dick's flying in your face.
Even if it was, who fucking cares?
But like, your, your, you, what he's been,
two and a half hours watching this movie,
your review is there's a,
penis is in the movie.
Okay.
How many, how big are they?
And is the dude there attached to hot?
Like, you don't pay by the letter.
What colors the tip exactly?
Are there flashing?
Real talk though. What would you have done if you were in that bus in 28 years later?
I'm getting the fuck out of there. There's no shot. I'm holding hands. Let's put it that way.
I probably would have died.
You look like Eric.
I said no spoilers and then kind of screwed it up right there, but you get the idea.
A 32.
Why am I, I'm making hard counts like Aaron Rodgers.
I like the topics on this positive view.
I don't think anybody,
from crafting is watching this because this is the, I think it's the fourth one and I've
gotten no notes. So as far as I'm concerned, like to me, that means they're chill with
what we're talking about. And I don't see any reason they wouldn't be chill. It's all we're
talking about anything objectionable. There's penises in the R-rated zombie movie. Okay,
more at 11. It's no big deal.
And it's your Nick Drake minecraft parodies just step too far, but some good stuff in there, man.
Thanks.
Probably because I'm ballin' too hard.
Hold this shit.
I got a tangerine.
I got a tangerine by my friend.
you so and so.
Mother fucker.
He took a photo of me after I got tazard.
He jumped my pen!
What the hell man?
All right, you won, you won, you won.
You won. Watch out, watch out, my king!
Oh no!
That's fucked up, man.
The type of beast will take a position right here and then go like...
Oh shit, he stopped the damn car.
You ain't slick, I can miss, too.
Hi, bro.
He is smoking like Cory.
You think you know what guy?
Let's try bro, I did Alp goes with this morning.
This car just feels good.
This is like the car that looks like this in cruise in USA.
It's just faster than the other ones.
in American used to build things, bro.
Good on the roof, can you help me?
I've had enough of this malarkey.
Bro, it literally drives better with no wheels.
Okay, we're all gonna die in the circle.
Me more than I was maybe.
Me, mom mentioned.
Why do there's a guy shooting you?
I mean, that's just insulting man.
There's a guy shooting you, your tunnel vision on shooting the streamer, then you
died of the streamer.
What you think being in the circle feels like fuck that bro, which you know about
rolling down in the deep. When your bullets run out, you can call that pub G.
That's a Yosopask, gotta get a, gotta get,
Yosopask, gotta get a, a red bull potion.
I don't really have it to be honest.
You need gas to take the hanglider.
I'm just gonna head that criticism off of the pass.
We don't have the gas to take the hanglider.
song is AI coded not the minecraft paradise
I got a diamond pick mining all I know
I see my fortunes grow I mine did and they froze
What I'm talking about 40 40 I had 40 some out of them and blocks are so I've been told
map now I'm just following the damn line
That scared me
Okay first aid kit please
First aid kits so I don't die, die in the circle and draw 25.
What the fuck? What the fuck is this? What the fuck is this garbage?
Wrong way. Remind me never to get it at Uber with you.
This is the right way.
You guys think I should get a BYD when they come to Canada?
There's BYD have the car where you can put emotes on the tail lights so if somebody
cuts you off, I guess that wouldn't really work, but if you cut somebody else, you
could hit them with an embarrassed face or something like that.
Is that the car that can jump?
Yo!
They made the shit from super people real!
Plug a little tim but they chill.
You guys seem together. The plug was a little ten.
But they were also chill. Like considering everything that was going on, they were pretty chill.
People are freaking out in movies over way lesser stuff than the ship that was going on and together.
Would you recommend it?
Ah, I forgot nothing to do.
I thought it was pretty good.
Three stars no hard.
Ice peeled lats.
We don't negotiate with terrorists.
I'm going to negotiate with terrorists.
It's disgusting.
I'm not using an arm, bro.
What do you have?
MP5!
I don't know.
MP5 no scope.
Yikes.
I'll be honest with you.
I'm fucking out of here, fuck you, man.
I'm gonna be your stupid ass no name one bar in town anyway.
Probably, track five off the board to run with, um, sub-fella.
supposed to freeze more fryer,
we'll surprising, huh?
Don't worry, I was surprised too.
Mentioned car commercials,
have you seen the commercial that uses quality of armor
by guided by voices?
Wait, really?
Because someone earlier was saying,
didn't they use a salty saluting a car commercial?
And I was like, that seems unlikely,
because that sounds about drunk driving.
Bob Hollard literally said, so what if they're drunk driving? They were in the home.
Which, by the way, some message I don't necessarily agree with.
That seems bad.
If that was from the hanglider, that seems like a guy who's probably going to be unkillable.
Um...
Which one is- which one is quality of armor?
Is that the-
Oh, yeah, I'm gonna drive my car.
Oh, yeah, I'm gonna go real far.
Is that- it's that one?
They put some shit off propeller in a car commercial?
propeller heads, we're so back, man.
I'm being gang start.
What did this car ever do to you, bro?
Oh, there's money, all there's no boost at it.
Based on my time trying to use something that don't exist.
Feel like a damn caro-practor.
Or an axelotal in the ocean.
The Krauski kind of sucks, right?
I was listening to a Bikowski audio book for a while to fall asleep and I'd let this
some seriously to fucked up dreams.
Like I thought I would be about like, I thought that reading Bikowski would kind of be like
the hangover for something like that, like just another hangover movie that.
It's too pure for the world to allow to exist, but it turns out I like almost every McCousky story and with someone getting like gutted like a fish
Or like thrown down the stairs and their head explodes or something like that like
It's not very pleasant bedtime reading. Let's put it that way or listening
Oh, I saw a flash.
You didn't care, man.
Did he owe essay from now?
What was he shooting at?
Kaneda! What do you see?
Did he know the dark secret of the zombie movie?
We gotta get him to stay in the house, man.
Whoa!
Jetsorn?
What if he answered the sun?
He really should've been a clear comms, bro.
I'm on a spacewalk.
What do you think I see?
Or I'm Mercury, bro?
Still no boost item.
I do, I do feel a little harassed by this hang-lider from being honest.
The hanglider with a dude shooting from his landing shots like a fucking millimetre away for me
Well, I'm driving at Colespeed in a car
Gonna go real far beyond the shadow of a doubt
Beyond the secrets of this world beyond it's a pretty good song, though, and they do say drive my car
Which is like a call the action
I'm surprised they put that in a in a car commercial surprise and took so long
Now we're fucking talking, bro.
Yeah, yeah, no dude we got a pincer attack.
You and me we could run this city.
Sleep.
I've got to answer them, this is the dream come true.
Oh, oh, oh.
What is this like a tiger or a mix of mother fucking biomes in this bitch?
She goes to him like thunder the tiger to bore your range. It's like real big
All right, you get a this one's for you pal
And let me go now and the the hand glider must go fucking 67 then
I'm literally not driving
How the fucker.
Can I see this for a second, can I see it?
If this is the fucker in the hang letter, I'm gonna freak the fuck out.
Oh, okay, you know what?
This seems like an actual human being.
I can't be mad about this.
Oh my god.
I almost killed him. I didn't even know he was there man. That's crazy. Holy cow.
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I'm wondering what Brendan's up to,
because didn't he release the teaser for a game he was working on?
Wasn't it just like a flower?
And then like the seasons changed around it,
and that was like four years ago?
Rose making like Earth citizen.
Flower on no.
Like that was kind of sick.
It's kind of awesome.
We're really just doing anything in like the 1920s, huh?
Pop-Ren nice to see you.
Hit you so hard, your nose turned green.
Would you mean by that?
They were like doing flips on by planes and stuff like that.
They were like walking on the wings of a by plane.
plane they were given on top of like really tall poles and then just hangin
out there kind of like a last-to-leave challenge a century ago, type of shit that like
no general income tax would do to you.
My drums.
The Unix for Eden Lunch on the Empire State Building.
Ain't that at the truth, man?
Ain't that at the truth?
Yes, thank you.
Would have been out there, Eden, your lunch?
I think I probably would have gone down at Eden.
I don't think I could have stomached it up there.
No shot.
I don't think you could catch me on a girder.
500 feet above Manhattan, even the fuck ass, like one slice of ham sandwich with thermos full of like lukewarm water, no chance.
Going down took your whole lunch break, I'll even the fucking lift.
At least like they're not like adding a girder on the end of another girder, like they have some scaffolding.
Why do they just eat on the scaffolding, man?
It's not like every second of every day, they were just balancing on one girder,
and then they were like, lunch time, sit on the girder.
They were or a farming.
I know the flappers were going crazy.
you can't call them that. Flapper is not an insult. It's just the ladies who are going.
They're silly, right? Mary Pickford type shit. They were boomers. They're not every old person.
They're not boomers, they're like, 130 years old.
Actually, I was taking me out.
We did go to a, a Lou out in Hawaii, and the people that were sitting next to us
because it's like, you know, communal seating, they were like, look at all the older people,
taking so much food from the buffet, and then the dad went, yeah, you know, but when you
You grow up during the Great Depression, like you just take food wherever you can get it.
I'm like, buddy, they did not grow up during the Great Depression.
It would be a 140 fucking years old.
What are you talking about if you grow up during the Great Depression?
That shit was like 19 twice.
You said that to them?
No, I thought it and I was like, I'm smarter than that guy and I felt good about myself.
I felt fucking great, I said, that guy's a fool and I'm a damn genius, we got go on on the funk,
the funk. I'll just be honest. I don't know why any of this means man. I think it's
might be a bar. It seems like a bar because it's a half. Not open unfortunately for y'all.
This is near where you live.
Could be, let me see, where we are here.
Yeah, I was in, I was just north of Bucks on sauce.
We must be close, man.
You lived in Buckslee?
I didn't know I lived in Buckslee.
I had some friends in Buckslee,
but I was spared that fate.
To be fair, the problem when I lived in Korea
was not with Korea. It was me. You know what the worst part of living in where I lived in South Korea was?
When I got there, everybody started talking about, oh, have you been to this taco restaurant yet?
Yeah, yeah, there's not a lot of good, like North American food around here, but there is one taco place that's
like it's pretty good. It hits the spot and it's open late. It's spent like months kind of
ambiently looking for this taco place. Come to find out that damn taco place shut down like two weeks
before I moved there. So I was looking for a phantom, a specter that no longer existed.
Wasting my fucking time, man. They turned into a mock-jong rest there on.
You don't know what mock-jong is. It's basically like pig ass.
Yeah, that's right, more than stop.
Mogged.
Road never stood a chance.
Didn't even have his weapon out.
I didn't even just ask someone to take you to the taco place.
I guess you raise a good point. I don't know. I think about it. I mean, nobody had a car. There's that.
Favorite food in South Korea? You know, I'm not going to answer your question,
because I don't know. That's a really tough question to answer. There's some stuff that I
didn't South Korea that I continue to eat to this day. Gamjiton, all the Korean barbecue,
Hamel Podger and stuff like that.
The thing that, in my opinion, if you're a food investor, listen up because I'm about to give you a freebie.
You need to bring Doc Calby over to North America, man.
North America is dying for a Doc Calby restaurant.
But chicken, the spicy chicken, skillet, galby.
We have that, it you need more.
Jicken's by C.
But they're fun.
Swirving?
The hell you're doing, man?
I'm just trying to go to work.
Not fun.
Fuck that!
Fuck that honking, you fired first, bro.
Laced in my time, guys, man, eight minutes to reload,
just because I had the poor sense to waste my bullets
killing your stupid ass.
Now, I'm wearing tuna-versity sneakers,
like a damn fool.
I don't even got any to loot on you.
That's pretty funny, that's funny. I'll give you that. Didn't see that one coming. I was
like this is going to be an easy kill. Then when I saw you pop out with like a 10-foot long
I said, you know what, you've got me on that one. Time to play the bizarre. I have to
tell you, if you are a bizarre head and you're waiting for me to play the bizarre, you're
going to be waiting a long time. I have zero desire to play the bizarre in my heart. It's
not going to happen. And I actually got shit to play. So I'm not dashing my ship on the
No matter what color it's painted, man, it's not gonna have, we got, we got PUBG,
we always play Isaac, we got my winter car, I was away for a week, so I want to see new
games, I got, I got the fire in my belly to play some new games as well, but I have no
interest in the bizarre right now, new genetics comes out soon.
We could play that for one week to six years, I don't know.
change significantly worth checking out again. I do not care. I do not care. I've changed
significantly. And I've already checked out a year and a half ago.
That was like six months ago. The flow of time is distorted in
Lord, and you should know that ship by now,
Fertive, Pigmias, so easily forgotten.
You ever see the Obama mean?
He's while at phone.
Oh, shit, the Fertive Pigmias, so easily forgotten.
That's a good one.
You look like you're from Blighttown.
Rose acted like he's from the Valley of the Drake.
chat remind me next time I do a collaboration with the polo first thing to say to him
hey bro how's lower on dead bird treating you i'm gonna hit him with some shit like that
hey bro how are things going in hey what's up not much how are things going in
lower on dead bird he's gonna love it
I think you're going to love it.
Still a bad spot in Firelink Shrine.
For some reason, it has to be Dark Souls 1.
Or maybe that could do, maybe that could be the new streamer bait.
Pop it into a random streamer's chat and say, and some shit like this.
Oh, shit. This could be good, man.
Does anyone ever told you you look like you're from lower on deadburg?
No, that's because that sounds too fake.
It's got to be real.
It's got to be a place that sounds like it could be real.
Tom, obviously not the depths, New Londo, New Londo, but with no ruins, yeah, just go to the
streamers chat.
Hey, are you from all of your mash-lake?
Hey, did you ever tell us you, you look like this person, have you ever been to ash-lake?
Look like this person I would just school with.
Oh man.
All right, I get it.
You're from the boreal valley.
This was for lunch today, bro. Chicken, potato. I'm so excited. I cooked the potatoes
a long time ago. Like a week ago now, they're probably still. Big potato wrapped in
aluminum foil, that's still good.
Should be fine. Where's the fiber?
It'll allow oatmeal for breakfast.
Honestly, the poops bring go I'm pretty good.
I know you guys have been asking for updates.
I had a good morning, poop again this morning.
And for those of you who need context,
I'm often a two-a-day pooper.
The second poop is always good because it's like for me.
I want to poop so I poop again.
and the morning poop is by necessity. Not always good. But it's been better
more than it ever has been recently. What was it on the Bristol scale? It was in that golden
zone. It was in that like two to four zone of poops that are like you would not go to see the
the doctor over for sure. Santa Claus asked landing.
You want to met him useful train?
Now, take a fiber supplement now and then,
I honestly, I think I've just been kind of hidden there with, like, you know, food lately.
You know, it's crazy in the modern day, but.
Been getting really into food lately. I'm always telling my daughter. It's one of my favorite things to eat, and she's never laughing.
even though it's really funny.
Yeah, you missed.
I'm scared.
I can hear a poll in my head. This is why 30 sucks.
All right, that was actually sick.
That was actually sick.
Let me see if this death came.
I want to see how closely it was.
Hit fire was probably not the play, I'll give them some credit for that one.
Oh, he was in there, died.
Nah, wasn't even close, man.
Do I as a real quick? I'm going to. After the stream, when I record some, well, maybe I gotta think about it.
I got some daughter duty too.
And I got to eat chicken potato, which is like a big part of the whole.
My afternoon is like, it's really centered around chicken potato to be honest.
Beautiful day to make sure you enjoy it.
Vancouverites are very, they're virtually signalers when it comes to the weather.
But the fuck do you mean we have a sunny day in January?
People are like playing beach volleyball.
Bro, it's still like if the weather's nice,
don't give me wrong, is eight Celsius.
When she is like eight Celsius in April,
people have their winter coat on,
but eight Celsius in January, they're like,
I'm gonna go to the beach,
like what are you talking about?
It's insane, man.
That's too enjoy it.
You don't have to, like,
you're just taking it to step too far.
Well, listen, yesterday we set up the bouncy castle, so the kids, when you're having
the dinner party, the kids have something to bounce around on, we still said, hey, make
sure you got your coat on, this is fucking like eight Celsius, man.
of a bouncy castle? Yeah. It's a pain and an ass to, like, unfolding it not so bad, folding
it back up. If you think a sleeping bag is bad, man, do not fold up the bouncy castle.
just leave it forever.
Now, as a second, it gets rained on.
It's fucking over.
Had a job in college that transported like six of them,
it's the fucking worst.
Just, I feel your man.
It's like, every time you fold it,
you squeeze the air out of part of it,
And then the air just gets sucked into another part of it.
So you'd like every time you deflate one part of it,
it inflates another part of it.
You need like six huge dudes named Tiny,
standing on top of it to keep the air out of it,
while someone else folds it in.
Maybe someone named like wedges?
Why are they kind of affordable?
I said that people were going like R slash rich posting.
I'm pretty sure we got this shit
Canadian Pire for like maybe like 125 bucks.
We'll give you wrong. It's not like an essential item, but it's.
You're getting scammed if you hire one of those bouncy castle renting companies.
I'm telling you, because they're just going to Canadian Pire and buying it for 120 bucks.
Then they're charging you like 80.
Oh, we got to pass me.
I mean, we got a landbox, the storage cost, though, I have no storage cost, man, just put
it in the garage.
You're going to be like, I don't have a garage.
Okay, well, you're not getting the bouncy castle, bro.
What are they going to do?
Set it up in your condo?
Like, we're going to be serious people here with the hell are we talking about?
We'll blow that shit up at your in your one bedroom condo on it so
That is funny to actually like that's that could be a great sketch hiring a party supply party rental storage
Set up the bouncy castling so I hear so you're fucking condo
Hold on. You have a garage. Not only do I have a garage, nice trick them. This shit looks
way too fucking Ohio to be in Bucksley, man. So before I saw the fuck up parking job, bro,
you look like you live in a Hershel's house from the walking dead season too. Anyway,
To keep our garage clean is fog too.
Sorry to mog you.
Like we do things a little differently here.
When we have a package that comes in a cardboard box, I break down the cardboard
board box and then put it in the recycling. I don't just throw all of the cardboard
boxes into my garage and then like start telling myself, quote, like, I actually, this
will save me a lot of time because like most of the time and breaking down a box is like
the starting the break it down and the finishing of breaking it down and taking it to the
recycling. So I'll actually be way more efficient breaking down like a hundred boxes at one time instead of
Yeah, and you know what I saw what you did last time
Anyway, yes, long story short, we break down the boxes right away.
Try to stay on top of that issue whenever possible.
Damn, what is this?
MP9.
I put the box next to the recycling bin.
They pick it up no problem.
I feel like that's the way society should be.
But here, like trying to get the recycling truck to actually pick up your recycling
thing is like trying to get a toddler to eat food.
They just do not give a fuck.
They're like, oh, my truck says recycling.
And that's recycling.
Sorry, there was a little bit poking out of the recycling envelope.
We don't have to take that.
Y'all, don't shoot, bro.
I'm sure they're rushing me when you had the chance.
Go to the set I'm out of here.
What the fuck bro?
I'm friendly.
Maybe teaching IDGA after set at ABC these days.
I do I have a 4x on my m249, oh because the other one is 6x, that's comedy right there.
6, 6. Bro, you sound like Monica from that friend's episode. You know what I'm talking
about? The one where Monica wants Chandler to have intercourse with her, but he won't
because she's sick and he doesn't want to catch it. And then she goes, uh, fine, after like
21 minutes of trying to get him to, to have trying to trick him into having intercourse
with her, and then she puts the vapor rub on and he gets horny because he gets horny
for vapor rub. Who would have thought, man?
Actually, now I want to think about a lot of friends. It's about, oh shit, once. Whoa!
What the fuck?
I literally got you, but whatever.
It's not looking great.
No third party, please.
I don't know where I am.
Got him.
That's the fellow, 100% that's the fellow and they always return to the scene of the crime.
A lot of question marks in chat. You say I'm not the fella.
Think hollow over 4x, no shop, bro.
You were talking about friends. Oh yeah!
Chandler would not have intercourse with Monica, which she was sick.
I'll just go ahead and say it.
Skill difference.
I mean, there's an arc where like Rachel is like begging Ross to. I think because she's like she's pregnant, she wants to have the baby faster.
Yes, Ian, this should. What are you talking about? Just to be clear, okay? I did not write friends, so it's not me.
I'm paying for Ross's sins right now, or I guess maybe Rachel's, I don't know.
They were literally friends, by the way, this is what friends do.
She wants to do it to induce labor, but as soon as they start her water breaks, I know
hole me had the blue balls at the hospital.
Bro was definitely saying I just got a run to the bathroom real quick.
Who cares?
Why me it's uncomfortable, I'm not saying, you know, we had to do anything about it,
but it's like it is uncomfortable.
They weren't even dating.
was his kid, though, and they were friends.
They shouldn't reboot friends, but set it in boxly.
They should make a show called the enemies, I don't know if I have a joke about that, I'm
realizing they should not reboot friends, they should reboot friends, Joey's bisexual
Now, Chandler's an in-cell, Ross has ADHD.
Now, let's do the ladies now.
They're all bisexual.
Start right there.
Same cast.
Not shooting them, me.
The hell was that?
She has an Etsy store, she sells handmade crochets.
I shouldn't be in the red zone, bro.
She says, Ham made crochets on Etsy and does tarot card analysis on Zoom.
Sheff still exists, I suppose Monica could still be a sheff, but she has a tongue piercing
now. And a tattoo. Over a ghost kitchen. Yeah, she's the head chef and Mr. Beesburger,
Los Angeles, too.
I need a car, man.
Any racial diversity?
Ah, yeah, bro, Joey's Italian.
Hang on.
I'm going to find you, oh I'm going to find you.
You're back at your first house.
into the old apartment. Since where we used to live.
Song doesn't make any damn sense. Why did you fix the hole I punched in the door?
I don't know, bro, because I was trying to rent the place out to new tenants. You
want to rent them a broken house, man. What are you talking about?
Bring me back to casual! Every real love I whole life is misery, every single real love
I love these misery.
I'm a pain, I'm a pain, God damn it!
Where is the awareness?
I'm aware that I died and I'm aware that I'm hungry and I got to go pee and there's
five minutes left in the stream so I'm going to send you somewhere but I know my wife is
not streaming today so I will see what's going on.
on here. I'm going to send you to. Hey, if the bizarre is so good, why is a
poll not lie playing it right now? Probably because he's in my chat. Speak up, bro.
Big fan of your work. Anyway, I'm going to send you over to Chibli, because I'm
friends with Shibley and I have to go pee really bad. I have to go pee so bad
I don't have time to deliberate I just gotta go. Goodbye. See you tomorrow.