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01-23-2026 · 4h 51m
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Thank you for your time.
Complaining about ads in 2026 is so funny, wrong you should continue to complain about ads.
I'm still gonna run them, but you should complain about them.
I'm not gonna be this honest and sit here and be like, they're not annoying.
I mean, I shouldn't even say this, but I'll be watching Dan's always on channel.
And then I get here with an ad, and I'm like, man, fuck this.
I get that this is like the reason to always on channel exist to begin with, but I still
don't want to see an ad, and then you're like, well, you could just subscribe.
I'm also subscribing to a piece of software.
Are you out of your damn mind?
That's not a human being.
That's a VLC media player plugin.
I'm not subscribing.
just to not have advertisements that's insane. Turbo might be the move, but the thing is,
like, I don't know, I just try not to watch many streams on this platform. I also feel like
turbo is like, there's a monkey's paw thing. It definitely seems like the meta is,
never subscribed to anybody, but just get turbo instead. But I have like, I don't know,
I probably maintain like 10 subscriptions to my friends and stuff like that.
I feel like if I dumped those and got turbo then I would be like inviting that evil on to myself.
So I just, I don't want to open Pandora's box I suppose.
That doesn't seem good to me.
I get lucky with random gifts subs. How is that getting lucky though?
You get sent in email that's like, hey, now you have, like, an obligation to watch a stream you've never heard of before.
I don't think that's getting lucky, man.
I mean, now, if you're saying you're getting lucky, you're getting something for nothing.
Now we're implying that a Twitch subscription has some value that justifies the financial cost.
And I don't want to, like, you know, peel back the curtain and reveal the wizard behind the curtain.
It's already used the same word twice, but I mean it's just the e-mails, but I mean in this day and age, man.
I mean BTTV70V, that's it's eaten everybody's lunch, man.
You do get to join the Pelotoners and Runners Discord.
You do get to support the cause, there is that as well.
What would happen if you took a shit near lava?
There's it if you know what, that's a great thought experiment.
Can I punch it up a little bit so it's stop provoking but also funny?
If you took a shit on lava, would it become a pancake or would it melt?
I think that would be a great question to pitch to some of your friends and see.
would it melt burn or become a pancake? There's no shot, it would become a pancake.
Well, I just, what if you imagine that lava is like a really, really hot griddle?
Like an insanely hot griddle. Then that's, that's how I feel like you can end up with a shit pancake.
Hey Mr. Tambering, man, come inside of me. Okay, there's yety. That one is way more likely
to be red. I know that I read it, so obviously that's true. Then the one that's like so
long and I think it's like Scooby Doo themed, I'm going to be honest, I don't give a shit
about Scooby-Doo. I can't believe that it's 2026 and we're still talking about Scooby-Doo.
Seems insane to me. The original show wasn't that good. The movies, I could take them or
leave them. But like why the fuck are we talking about Scooby-Doo? 40 fucking years after the show was on TV,
man. Doesn't make any sense.
Valma, though. I consider the Guner Obsession with Velma to be like a perfect microcosm
of our stock-ask culture that can't seem to leave 1986 behind. The fuck do you mean the most
popular Guner cosplay is Velma from Scooby Doo bro? There's been like 40 years of hot chicks
in media since then. The fuck are we doing? We have people born in like 2003 that are jerk-and-off
to Valma, doesn't make any day, but you don't have any memories of the cartoon, bro.
That's an ill-godden nut.
She mugs them, she literally has to sweater in glasses, hold yourself to a higher standard, bro.
It's honestly embarrassing.
He's got a sleeper build, you literally can't say that, that's not in the canon.
Some of the people doing the cosplay might have the sleeper build, but the cartoon does
not have the sleeper build, that's not canon.
because Nurtz thinks she has low self esteem because she's a nerd herself, thereby giving
her the myth of attainability.
You know what?
I'm not sure if I'm cut off at that level of discourse, there might be some truth to
that though.
I don't know.
Nurtz do, as if I didn't listen, I've been there.
Nurtz do have this thing where they're like, oh, the hottest girl, nah, she's not to my
taste.
You know who I think is hot?
The second hottest girl.
I'm not like other guys. I don't think the hottest girl is the hottest girl. You know what? I like the girl who's just second hottest by like a by a fraction
Kind of gag this
That's quite literally the plot of a romance manga. Please don't type like that in my chat. We're back with PUBG everyone
I'm excited to queue in PUBG.
I am clicking the queue button before I click the transition button.
How about that?
No, pick three deadlock. No disrespect, but...
um...
a game
i i don't like it when a mobile adds a roguelike mode that to me is like
uh...
it's it's not playing the restraints
it gives the same energy as when people are like uh...
hey you should
do you play legal legends but don't play league play
all random all made it i'm like no bro all random all made is what you play when you're
trying to get over your league addiction
You're basically telling me to start methadone.
It might not be as bad as heroin,
but that's not how it works, bro.
Nobody's like, oh, I should start doing methadone.
You use the methadone to get off the hard stuff.
Got a war's rogue leg mode as sick though.
I must be why you'd never hear anybody talk about it ever.
The yard called Rm, the adult gamer, Binky.
I think there's some truth to that, but also, you know, part of getting older is realizing,
you know, you never really stop self-suding.
You just stop calling it self-suding, you start calling it a vice or an addiction or something
like that.
I don't know if you've ever been to Disney World, but a lot of kids never stop self-suding
either they're they what do you mean they're using pacifiers until they're like eight years old
She like a tall-ass kid and basketball shorts. They go back to their parents and the parents hand them a pacifier and you're like what the fuck
You're in the third grade
What are we doing here?
I'm on my Virginia Woolshit.
Acceptable age for kids to be in booster seats.
I literally think that if you were born from like 2018 onwards, you will be in a booster
seat for your whole life.
They keep changing the, and I'm not arguing against the data because I have no idea about
the data.
I'm assuming that they're changing the regulations in response to, you know, changing data.
But you are now supposed to be in a rear-facing car seat until you're like 10 kilograms
or something like that.
And then you're supposed to be in a forward-facing car seat until you're like 35 kilograms
or something like that.
It's like 92 pounds or something like 80 or 84 pounds, these are kids that are getting ready
to go to middle school.
And then you're supposed to be in a booster seat until you're like 100 pounds or something
like that. Like it's crazy, man. Like when I'm not saying it was better when I was a kid,
we didn't really know, I guess, the safety regulations didn't fully know what they were doing,
but I thought I heard some heat on me here. I remember being in my mom's car at age four
and not being in a booster seat. So obviously, I think it was like, you were in a car seat
until you were like two or three. And then you were in a booster seat until you were like,
I want to sit in the front. And then at that point, they just sort of said, you made it.
You're good at, don't crash your car. That was the advice. Don't crash your car.
Now, sometimes we'll like drive my, uh, my nieces around. One of my nieces is like,
she's 14. She does not use a booster seat. One of my nieces is 10, and she still uses a booster seat.
I think, at least the last time I drove her around, but the way I think it's going, I honestly think
that it's just like that illustrates the grandfather in period, not to put it in a jackbox term,
but essentially if you were born in like 2012, what the hell?
That's kind of sick.
That's kind of like welcome to Giuseppe's kind of sounds like a Canadian frozen pizza commercial.
I think if you were born in 2012, you have escaped the yoke of the eternal booster seat,
But if you were born in like 2016, you may be in a booster see for your entire life.
Which I mean, could be worse, bro.
They have cup holders and stuff.
I guess so does my car, you know, in the driver's seat.
Not that bad.
It is kind of annoying, because you're ever traveling, you're like, fuck.
Well, honestly, this kind of one of the reasons is easier to travel to Florida.
When you travel a little like Hawaii, they're like, oh, the bus can't leave, because every
kid under a certain age needs to be in a booster seat in Florida, they're just like,
buckle up or don't bitch, here we go.
Kids in the back will pick up Chuck on a highway.
They've been done on a highway, but I think about this for a moment.
I think I want to mute them.
They've been done on a highway, I have rid, I have rodent, I have rodent, I have rodent,
I have road, I've been a passenger in the back of a pickup truck in the bed of the pickup truck, if you will.
I would say it's exciting for about two to three minutes and then scary until you stop.
realize really quickly that like the the roads are not as level as you'd like
them to be and with no seat belt and no ceiling going over a bump at a reasonable
pace can can cause you some problems because you're but in that point two seconds
that you're airborne you're but my grades like eight inches and I didn't
mean anything by that but that is a pretty funny it's a pretty funny unit of
measurement is stick to because eight inches of course as we all know is the average size of a of the male penis
People were riding horses. You'll be fine. I don't think they were riding horses at like 110 kilometers an hour bro
Unless shadow facts is fucking real
Well, you're really?
I actually have no idea how fast a horse could go.
And you're going to say something like one horse power.
And certain parts of the internet that
might get you a plus two around here,
we try to be a little bit more.
Holder sells the higher standards around here.
30 miles or now, that's actually a lot faster
than I would have thought to be honest with you.
Of course, I dumped my fucking 556 gun to take 2762 guns,
And then every house is just full of 5, 5, and 6, I'm all.
Are you telling the truth?
There is my penis small.
Well, I mean, I wouldn't go online and admit you're only pack of 7 inches.
That's just, come on, man.
At least lie.
You're going to at least lie and bring yourself up to the average, which is 8 inches.
going online and telling the truth and being like, I got seven inches or unless you
think by demonstrating that you have a small penis, people might be like, let me see
it.
I never really thought about that.
That could be a move, shouldn't it drop all those red dot sites, man?
Works for me.
You might be dealing with a different set,
and I guess the pun on intended by the way.
A different set of the population is what I meant, okay?
I don't know about that.
It's three inches good. I honestly have no idea.
I have no clue whatsoever. I'm not the guy.
Because I've only had 10 inch plus penises inside of my butt.
So I only know that they feel good.
And if you're packing a little smaller, if you're packing like maybe eight and a half,
six and three quarters, I mean a size screen like myself.
I don't know if I would feel it. There's probably some people out there.
that we some people out there who can appreciate there's someone for everybody I think
I just wanted the aura of turning it on.
Hey look, it's my impression, how do I, what's the emergency break in this square?
Square? I'm talking about the space bar.
Hey look, it's my neighbor.
It's my impression of my neighbor at 4.46 in the morning.
In the warmest shitty in Canada, hang out I just got a letter warm up real quick, the
hell you talk about man.
I'm not going to lie to you.
This is like peak motor cycle part of the map too, bro.
I'll let you go.
Put your tailbone a little bit, but that's okay.
Front flip is so much harder than a back flip.
Probably true IRL as well.
Hey, sorry, I could have slide, Corey style, up on Corey style, new holding a cigar,
and get it in my jeans out of freezer.
Sorry, bro, see you in Jackbox.
Oh, okay, okay.
I heard a shot up here.
It's a bad hunting season.
Bro, it's literally not an insult for me to say Corey loves smoking cigars.
He told me he loves smoking cigars.
So when I say it for some reason, people are like,
be nice to Cory.
He said he loves smoking cigars, man.
I think I bought looted this.
Do you think nobody looted this?
Did they just take the ammo?
Holy cow. It has internal ammo. Links does not have ammo with the hell is it like a railgun?
Holy man.
10 shots, maybe as a Panzer Files. That would be sick. You need to teach Dan some
chess. I was kind of crashing out. I believe he's making a good faith effort to, uh,
let me rephrase. I believe he thinks he's making a good faith effort to win all 10
of these games in a row to beat his challenge, watching him play Goli in rematch and
shout what's the pass button over and over and then every time he makes a save just
Goli kicked the ball as far as he can like away from his teammates was taking me out.
The chess whatever, like I do wish even though he's playing bullet I wish he would put
more focus on taking a second and a half to think of a good move instead of just pre-moving
as fast as possible because I feel like that wrench is the control out of his hands
and instead just turns into like, I hope my opponent runs out of time sort of play.
And I do believe if you know, he's planning as people that are at 200 E-LO.
If he just, if he locked in, I think he could checkmate the average 200 E-LO player in a minute
man.
I mean, 200 is like, I know he's like 170, but 200 is nothing.
You're not that, huh?
Let's try it, but...
You're going to think this isn't sane.
I think there's a greater than 50% chance that I got was actually real and he was just confused.
Like in my insane, I don't feel like he was behaving like a bot.
It was 100% a bot.
I don't think it was a bot.
I think he was just like, I think Keith odd eyes was a bot, so he was underestimating
me.
training combat driving. They had a chip. Did they really have a chip? So it really was a real person.
I'm out of the way, guys.
1776 trucker, dude.
That's really funny, but you know he was in the comms he was locked in he was like open fire
Car a car is engaged in unexpected vertical movement hold fire
Okay, open fire
He was gone
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Dang, this stream is popping.
This stream don't pop for you.
Remember that?
One stream after another.
Story of my damn life, man.
Are you Leo?
If I was in the movie, I don't know who I would be.
I don't know if there's a good one battle after another character for me.
Honestly, if anything, I might be Comrade Josh.
I might be the guy who like studied the manual, so rigorously that I didn't leave any room for edge cases and turn into a little bit of a dork.
By the way, I watched Moonrise Kingdom this morning.
Obviously, good movie.
Can I just say something, can I be pithy?
be pithy as if I were a letter box review. I know those two are going to be annoying
as fuck at pub trivia for like the rest of their lives man. I'm walking out the damn
bar if I see them at pub trivia.
Savant Boy Scout plus sci-fi reading neurodivergent girlfriend, I'm going to fuggot.
There's no point bro. We are not leaning tonight. Get me the fuck out of here. Bro, you
You look like you're from Nolta.
You can't even run right as Kingdom boosted your movie ran on Twitter the other day
no shit.
You still on Twitter really my goats.
No I'm just playing that is really funny though.
This is a type of shit that have you thinking you're the main character man.
probably my least favorite West Anderson. I would I enjoyed it but I would I would say to
use the I didn't invent this term but the co-op this term a little bit of a lesser
weather it was still still good. Don't even talk to me about their dealing limit. I do
not like large dealing limit. That being a 4.1 on letterbox is like that might be more
more offensive to me than Revenge of the Sith being at like a 4.9 or whatever.
Channel the mouth on this one.
Revenge of the Sith is good, fuck you.
I was literally the only mother fucker in 2005 who thought it was good.
And now I'm the only mother fucker in 2026 that thinks it's good.
The culture changed, has gone from people thinking it was pure ass to people thinking
it's like a great movie.
Basically what I'm trying to say is I'm the only free-thinker, but on ironically, every
10-year-old thought it was awesome, that's fair enough, I didn't know there may
be 10-year-olds when I was like 17.
In school is crazy, especially isn't only child because you're like B-16 and not know
any 15-year-olds which seems insane, it seems impossible, but you'll be like, yeah,
every single person in my social circle was born in exactly the same year as me.
What about it? Don't take 5, 5, 6, you don't need it, man.
What do you never heard of friends?
Excuse me, we did an extended friends bit, not but yesterday.
Not true if you go to a small school, okay, bro.
I went to a small school, my graduating class was 80 people.
It sounds like you went to a one room school house.
It sounds like you were on some Ebony's or Scrooge ship,
And now you're trying to turn it around and make it my fault somehow.
My graduating class is 25 people.
What do you want?
Is this, are you sharing this data for any reason?
I know there's smaller schools, there's bigger schools that
what are really bothering your mind.
There's schools that are exactly the same size I'd have to imagine.
Mine was like 1200.
That's a little crazy to me.
See, that's a piece of data that I think is worth sharing,
because I can't conceive of being in a high school
where I would see people that I did not know.
Like going to graduation and being like,
who the hell does that?
That was a possible, I've been in school with this person
for three years and I've never seen them before.
Running water, this game's got everything, man.
Mine was 3400, what the fuck, bro?
Did you go to B-high, secondary school?
3400 per year?
No, man, that was the story of the damn ant colony.
That's crazy.
I can't believe nobody said 67, man.
I met our valedictorian right before graduation.
We had 3,200 people in our class.
Holy fuck, man.
I went to school with our valedictorian for like 14 years.
They've were like senior kindergarten to the 12th grade.
I ate at their damn house.
Did they deserve it?
Yeah, they were locked in.
They were locked in pretty much from like, I would say the fifth grade onwards.
They were locked in.
And relatively normal, which is I think what you get when you go to like a somewhat smaller school
is you can be the valedictorian and still be socially well-rounded instead of like having to
optimize if you ever get like a of a minus in the ninth grade you're like well there go my chances
but that's also I also feel like that's just this should look like mid-summer man
long-ass table is what I'm trying to say. I also feel like there's something that maybe it's
change a little bit over time. From what I hear about school now, it's basically like kids in the fifth grade or like
I got a lock-in if I ever want to go to college. I was in the fifth grade. I was given public speaking on like, you know,
Pokemon red and shit like that. Pretty much skilled difference. Try being born in the late 1980s.
He's worked for me.
Oh, I got some.
Holy shit, it's crazy over there.
Oh, he's dead.
He's dead and his body turned into a box.
turn into a box. That's a real human being, bro. Maybe not. I'm looking at the name
and I'm saying maybe not. I thought I wouldn't expect a bot to run with Terminator hands.
When you go to the dentist and see the university of Bucks League of Ploma on the wall, that's so real.
Bro, they're not shooting.
Oh, the guy bought, bought, bought, bought.
Hey, chill.
Gotcha.
I don't get the appeal of bots. Why not just increase the Q time? Dying immediately
to good players is not as fun as killing seven bots and then dying to good players in
the final circle.
more fun to have your stats a little bit to be honest
mind is too but I respected i mean feel free to queue up for first person and just get shot in the head by a hacker
In the hanglider, like, after looting for 17 minutes and not seeing anybody else,
I will probably be doing the same, but only once my casual time runs out.
the
I don't think that this makes me superior. I think it just makes me older.
So many different hobbies that have been ruined by the Internet, these are the
my own desire to maximize being the best of the hobby.
The less you know about a hobby beyond the bare minimum that you need to practice it
every single day, the happier you will be.
If you are interested, you can go to R-Slash Stationary or R-Slash Journalinger or something
like that. If you don't think that it will be ruined for you by seeing someone who clearly
has eight hours a day to make their journal look fucking incredible, or you don't want
to, like, it happens in every hobby. The base impulse is always to believe that you'll
enjoy the hobby more if you have better tools. And to some extent, there's some truth to
that because like buying new stuff and using it temporarily revitalizes you, but like I can't
be in a position where I'm watching YouTube videos that are like reviews of paper and like
I'm just writing down what I watched, what I ate, how to work out a win, and of course
like my most private innermost thoughts and dreams and vulnerabilities. So I don't need any more
context and that. I don't I don't need to see an interview all of the, you know,
big came out with a new pen. Is it better than the pen that we have all agreed? Is the staple
pen for doing your journaling? I don't I don't need all that stuff. So I don't I don't know what a
rota pad is, but the hope in each is pretty good or writing. It seems nice. It seems nice to to write it to
or to yes to write it into. As for the pen, I don't know it came with the journal.
It's not really me admonishing you for being interested in something, it's just, you
know, you got to know your limits.
I noticed it a lot in cycling, like the meat and potatoes of cycling is, you got to
cycle more, probably most people need to structure some workouts to cycle harder and just
lock in and maybe get some good sleep and take control of your diet.
But the line-up to do that is very small, oftentimes it doesn't even include myself,
and the line-up to purchase like a new accessory that could revolutionize your cycling
game is everybody.
It's everybody in the hobby.
to. Any sports that, like, I'm kind of, I'm masking a little bit here, but any sports
that are predominantly taken up by wealthy individuals are annoying as fuck for
gear. I'm sorry, the cycling bids, the Perlis, whom these should not be $220
Canadian dollars, man. The reason they're $220 Canadian dollars is because most of the people
buy in the madentus at the church no less one second I'm on my
I never told her shit.
I don't want this smoke.
Elypticals burn more, no?
Um, I don't know.
I don't really care.
As long as we're talking about dentist-coded stuff,
I'm surprised at the elliptical machines are still out there to be honest,
because they might be the most orless piece of exercise equipment
that's ever existed.
At least I can dilude myself in the thinking I could take my peloton skills to a real bike,
and there would be some crossover appeal.
I don't know what the hell is.
A elliptical is kind of like cross-country skiing, maybe,
I got some skills that I could use if I ever wanted to go cross-country skiing.
Low impact though. Yeah, good so's a bike. I mean, you can do I'm gone just glad you're on something.
But I really feel like the elliptical machine is kind of like a
I feel like it's a gen X and above
phenomenal.
I really wanted an elliptical machine when I was like 15.
It's kind of fun.
I imagine you sort of get over the fun when you're on like, you know, minute 45 or whatever, but
but it looks like a lot of shot, bro, so I sold he was body. It kind of reminds me of
of how when Silent Running is checking.
It reminds me of how when you're a little kid, and you would go to the arcade, you're like,
oh, I bet the best games of the arcade are the ones that use like their cool equipment.
I got to play the one that looks like a jet ski, and then you actually play it,
like what this kind of sucks?
Well, you don't, we're as an adult, you realize that.
As a little kid, you're like, I'm riding a jet ski.
You realize the best game at the arcade
is actually Pac-Man.
For the one where you put your card into the machine
and it just spins in enormous wheel
and then pays out with tickets.
It's Simpson's not really fucking with beat him up's to be honest.
You know that attack one button is getting a heavy ass workout it's going to look like
the red drumpad from your rock band set by the time you're done with it.
Skiball is really good.
I got radicalized against Vancouver when I went to New York City
for Champions of Fire and I saw that the bars had ski ball.
They were like, your bars don't have ski ball.
I was like, no man, because they think that would be like,
they would put children in the bars.
Like, children would be like, one bear, please.
I'm here for the ski ball.
I don't know.
They'd have like a whole dance, like wild, less liquor laws.
Well, obviously we're not just going to stand there
and let that happen.
Obviously, you're substantially better than me at this game if I'm being honest with you, you're just a superior player, by a mile.
Holy cow!
Rold by the Kahuna.
Bots are given you bad habits. It literally doesn't matter. Video games are not a vessel for self-improvement there for fun.
So, and I'm having a great time to be honest, that's cop, it's not cop, it's literally
the way of the world.
I don't know man, it depends.
I think it depends if you're like, I risk of going pro.
I don't know if there is much of a pro scene for Puggy anymore, but if you're like, you know, if you're gonna be on stage in either
Shanghai, China or maybe Seattle or maybe someplace in northern Europe
competing for like millions of dollars or something like that
then you might if my teammate went, hey, lock in
your building bad habits in this game. I would be like, you're right. This is my job
Now, in a weird way, this is my job, but mostly the talking part.
I find if you play lots of games, the learning process becomes easier.
Given this a lot of thought, huh?
Now, there's a tip.
If you jump right when you hit the ball, it goes up more.
That's a fucking tip right there.
This is how astronauts train to play soccer.
Can you regress it talking?
Yes, I'm 8% of the way down the slope.
I think the descent is relatively slow and then really quick.
You pretty much, if I may not have to make you feel like you're already past your prime,
but you pretty much regress at everything in your life.
The engine that runs all of your biological processes
gets a lot worse.
You're dealing with worse equipment as you get older.
You are becoming a better operator for sure.
And for a while, you can actually like outpace the decline.
If you have enough mindfulness to improve
specific pursuits, you can outpace the decline for a while, and appear that you could
delude yourself in the being like, I'm going to get better at this forever, but that's never
happened to anyone in history, so it's probably not going to happen to you. So I think at some point
you pretty much just accept it and try to figure out what you're going to do about it.
It happened to me. You're literally probably 25 years old, which just paces me off.
Because if you're 25 and you're like, I've been tanking old age, brother, you don't
even know.
Your brain, well, it's literally on your 25th birthday, right?
That your brain fully stops developing, it goes, eeeeeeeeee!
It thinks it's heels into the, into the cobblestone, so hard, that like the brick start
And then there's a little brain with a whistle.
Maybe it's like a baby or something like that,
because it's your father-time and baby new year.
It's a baby holding a whistle and an old man with a long beard holding a stop sign.
And anything to go on here over 25, no more brain development and muslimly have it now.
Calm.
You walk backwards like three steps or something like that.
You know what I'm talking about?
Then your brain turns from eggs with legs into a fucking bird.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it happened to me a couple of years ago.
I did my dissertation on that.
Crazy thing about being a bird is that you just want to be an egg with legs again.
25 year olds can't learn anything, but it could still mog your collar game.
I don't know, I got to accept, I never thought it would happen.
I became a separate, the light laundry from the color laundry guy, and it's been working
for me, even though it is a little bit of extra overhead, but now I'm used to it, so it
just feels normal.
At some point and I never thought this was going to happen to me, I'm going to have to
become bust out the iron guy. I got too many collars that are looking kind of ragged.
I'm gonna have to bust out the iron. I'm gonna have to, this is what life is like, man,
life is like, first you're a kid and you're like, why am I parents doing so many chores?
Then you're a young adult living on your own and you go like, I don't understand why
I'd always took my mom like, oh, she was always doing laundry. She was doing the laundry all day.
It's so easy. You just take all your clothes, put them in the washing machine, hit any button, put any soap in, and then never fold them.
Just leave them in a big pile on the ground, like was she stupid? And then gradually as time goes on,
you're introduced to the same constraints that your parents were obviously introduced to in their own lives,
and you go away to minute, what the fuck, man? They kind of knew what they were doing, man.
I can't believe, I can't believe my parents were actually people who thought about the things that they were doing instead of just mindlessly doing them and I'm not the first individual and human history to ever like question the methodology for doing all these chores.
Got a four X man
Jason you asked a better question earlier, okay that question I can't answer
I'm going to die. That's not a bot one second Jason hold that thought
I locked in
By the way, you basically suck.
You're building bad habits from playing with too many bots.
That's pretty close, I'm scared.
Let me a second here.
I'm content with my weapons.
Jason, the thing is you might think that you're typing in chat anonymously,
and I don't recognize you.
I see you typing in here, but the place I see you typing in the most is my wife's chat.
So, coming to my chat, and asking a question about how long it took to conceive my daughter
in such a class of vernacular. That's crazy. That's crazy, because I know you. I know because
in here you type with a level of artifice, but in the chat that, you know, there's a little
bit more conversation going on, you reveal the core of your pure being. So, I'll just be a little
careful about the route for dialogue. Well, one second, this had as fucking sick.
Damn!
That's insane. It's not insane. They have a weird badge next to their name. It's easy to remember them.
If you don't want to be remembered so easily, take the weird badge off the end of your name.
Also, every time you type, I feel like it might be Jason Nguyen, and I get excited.
Jason Nguyen might be in chat.
I don't know anything about Jason the wean except his name and that he's very, very popular.
Otherwise, I know what Jason the wean looks like.
I believe if I saw him on the street, I would be able to go, that's Jason the wean.
The absent context goes like without being even at the streamer awards or something,
right, twitchcon, I think it would be like holy shit.
Is that Jason the ween at 10-Don Kohaku?
Where are you, bro?
Besides, buck's leg.
real guy got him looking that obviously stream sniper that doesn't want to kill me
yeah you's oh I'm stunned I'm so stunned right now oh shit I can't fucking see
See you're healing.
It's so fucking bad, I don't know.
I'm gonna go down.
Six firsts these.
Oh no man.
Get a blue chip too.
or of war so shoshana asks
what
get good enough
oh my
oh my
oh my
oh my
oh my
Yep, peak.
There's another fellow behind you.
I want to take a shot at it.
I'm kind of the danger, Skylar.
If I'm angry.
That was close.
You fucking cracked, man!
PUBG maybe is so good.
You're out pacing age, huh?
I-I literally don't think I'm outpacing age. What I think happened is that one person gave me a piece of intel and that piece of intel saved my life.
The piece of intel was, hold down the mouse button after you shoot the sea of your shot lands.
It's changed my life.
That was my kill.
I'm fucking pissed to you.
Did you see that shit?
Did you see that shit?
Oh, you're so fucking lucky, bro.
And for some reason my eyes are better than they've ever been. I don't know how that happened. Maybe it's literally just new PC. Maybe my eyes were never bad.
My PC was just getting worse.
We'll shoot.
He wants his revenge.
I see him over there.
I saw him.
Where?
right there. That's going to sting. Oh I wanted it too bad. Obviously you're dead.
But a long way to go. I'd rather not be fighting a car the whole way in. Please
adjust sight range. I actually need you to drop the key for that because you used to
be a page up page down, but now page up page down changes the
radical. So I don't know what the button is anymore, because a couple
of weeks ago people were like, when are you going to remove the
tool tips from the side of your screen? So I removed the
tool tips. And now I don't know what any of the keys are.
Control K is tool tips.
All right, well, I don't want to turn the tool tip side, just want you to tell me.
I want you to be the tool tips.
You could just use the dots. And I think this one has any dots, but I see what you're saying long term.
You can only change zeroing on 6x plus. Oh, interesting. Good to know.
I don't know man, the 4x, obviously a better optic is better, but the 4x just feels like home to me.
Something about it just feels right.
Four X of Scam bro, just go to the bank.
You guys ever go to the Vancouver currency and gold billion exchange, it's impossible
to not feel like a baller.
If you're just picking up a couple hundred bucks to go on vacation, talking to somebody
behind like an armored grape, and you're like, I'd like to turn $200 can 80 into $110
American, please.
You're like, I'm literally, I'm literally on Wall Street right now.
And then your debit card gets the clients, because your limit is too low and they go,
and they go, oh.
Holy shit!
I didn't see it, but that could not have missed.
just kind of hidden them in the coal, but like it's still pretty impressive.
Oh my god are you trolling?
Got hit by a damn car.
Still, still my kill bro.
It was Max and Hylke.
I hadn't feeling that the people in the cars were kind of like robbing, robbing, stream
sniper protectors.
By your aiming at the ankles, bro, you got to aim at the ankles when you're up hill
of someone.
You don't understand the damn Coriolis effect, maybe, or whatever it's called.
Do you?
Yeah, man!
If you aim right at them, you're going to miss.
The gravity effect, aerial effect pretty nice, so you're not wrong.
It's where they mine the steak sauce I suppose
Big area all is rule. Oh, alright. How come nobody likes mine then?
How come when I show mine off everyone just just put your shirt back on?
That was scary.
No more?
Oh, I got one more, okay.
get one shot, bro. I know your car reached right now. I know you've got fucking
If there's sandwich wrappers all over the fucking ground.
Even shower after the gym.
You get the gym guys are kind of gross sometimes. No disrespect.
You're a gym guy, yeah, a shower, though.
A shower within like two minutes of, of,
ceasing, exercise.
I was like, I need these shorts.
I need the Croco-Licious swim shorts.
No, it's very close.
I'm not going to be freaking the fuck out, I feel like he was standing right next to me.
fucking was.
We don't need this.
20-3 bad edges.
How'd you get so good?
I hate to say it. It's like a confidence begins.
Well, first off, a lot of the individuals I'm killing are bots.
But even then, I've done better at killing bots than I've ever been before.
But confidence, begets competence, man.
You land some shots on some enemies, you feel like you're better, you're taking better
engagements, you're getting better loot, you're having better results, like it's a fucked-up
kind of positive feedback loop I'm afraid.
And really, rather be there, oh shit.
I gotta try to take a better tree.
I saw one.
That's a rock.
That's one.
Don't do it.
Reconcitter.
Take those any day of the week and then you're getting pushed you're getting pushed by the circle, bro
A little
Okay, real person throwing a bad grenade
Lock in
Okay. I could see him being a little sore about that one. I can understand being a
little sore. Oh, shit. Do you just tire at least?
I need the poppist tire so he doesn't run me over.
Let's go.
I don't think that hit.
Well, it's going to be easier to dodge. Let's put it that way.
Me on short-scam, all right? I just like the fit, bro. I hear you down there. I see you down there. I saw
Also, I saw movement, huge mess, center mass, bottom, how the hell would I know?
Oh shit, that's pop friend, bro.
That's pop friend with the puppy.
Pop friend with the candelabra in the arboridum.
You died, you died and I'm still shooting at you.
Not safe, not safe, not safe.
My towel, my towel.
But friends here with a Suppy, I like that, but friends here with a Suppy.
Anybitty sniper in and hog, anybitty sniper in and hog, 10 first stage in a smoke.
10 first age in a smoke. They wanted them dead man. Just for being a little plump popcorn.
I don't think so. No, I'm not watching.
You look like Charles from Brian and Charles.
Pop friend died. Oh shit. Thanks for the intel. I got a lock in. Oh my my I want him this one.
Stree is not safe, this tree is not safe, it's a perilous fucking journey, bro.
the mode. Keep your fucking eyes peeled. This, it, it feels like human behind me bought
in front.
I've got the shit that says heaven above the sea below in the little white whale on
the motherfucking go. That's right, Rafi.
I'm feeling pretty good, man.
You madfucker.
you're head, you madapaka.
Oh, it's just one, that's horrible news.
Kill him now.
Is he, am I crazy? He has a pot out.
I'm just keeping eyes.
Hey.
All right, pan friends, holy shit.
Holy fuck.
Let's try it, bro.
My pan.
Mock.
Max Mel, good game, good game.
We had some good kills in there too, if I may say so myself.
Ooh, lab at 100 damage.
And four minutes remaining, and diesel genes.
Hmm, PUBG is ending when he gets banned for teaming with stream slampers. How am I teaming? I killed them every time.
Also, you send shoot bots for 15 minutes and then fight streams.
Number one, killed the OVL human beings, bro, did you see we looted them and they had a chip?
We killed multiple individuals with chips, man.
I didn't realize Steely was so good.
That's kind of the steely arc, man.
You go, I think I like that band, okay?
I know realin' in the years.
I know, I know, do it again.
Then you go, maybe I love to check out some more of this
blues inspired classic rock, and you go, what the fuck?
Your next interaction with any electronic device,
hate Chad G-P-T, what steely Dan's got you about?
Whoa, totally tubular dude, you're going on a kit
get us some real jazzy seven these classic rock steely dance gout show is track
four off of their 1980 album gout show and it's about a two guys who are awesome
cowboys going on a cool adventure in a place called the custer dome they get up to
all sorts of crazy hijigs having a lot of laughs and of course the occasional fight
but they always reunite because what are friends for enjoy the steely mate
Yep, yep, you're doing tricks on the sausage, I get it, I know riders who use subtext
and they're all cowards.
Wake up, you beautiful band-ass!
It's time to put your panties on, put some beans you send a cup and get out and fuck the
Today's stroke can you shut the fuck up what the you're telling me to shut the
fuck up on my stream.
Have you eaten cheese it's not only have I eaten cheese it's I've eaten the
groove ones I don't know what their double baked the double baked white
cheddar groove ones that they only have in the United States of America. I have
not even every snack. I wish I have, but I haven't even ever cheese it. We only got
cheese it's in Canada. Maybe like I'm gonna say 15 years ago. We used to have
cheese nips which were a Canadian knockoff of cheese. And then cheese bits which are
like cheeses, but instead of being squares, they were cylinders. Now, I don't know if
you call them cylinders. They look like like pretzel sticks kind of, but a little thicker.
Chees nips can go to hell. I love them because I grew up eating them, thinking that it
was the best possible cheese cracker that you could get. Low and behold, go to the United
States once and every single American household has 12 different boxes of cheese, it's
that are 10 times better. It blew my mind, man. I mean, sources are saying America's got
some problems, but you guys really are ahead of the game when it comes to taste these
snacks, man. Speaking of can-con knockoffs, pizza pockets didn't hold up. You're
talking about pizza pops, or maybe you even said that. I misread it. What's the
Canadian one and what's the American one is hot pockets? I feel like I know
that. What's the Canadian one? Because I never had, I think there must be pizza
the pops. I never had pizza pops growing up. I think the first time I had a pizza
pop was in college and I went, you guys like this? This is horrible, man. But the
hell's the pizza pop? It's like a, I mean, it's a hot pocket, but worse, but it's
It's not so much worse that pizza pops are bad and hot pockets are good.
They're both bad, but pizza pops are worse.
Yes, it's like, what if a cow's up, what the fuck?
Well, obviously we have to kill him.
They say what if a cow's on wasn't nice and crispy on the outside, but instead it had
the consistency of like a bone at hole.
What's up big dog?
Never forget who shot first.
chip chip chip chip chip.
Real mother fucker.
That's what's up.
Level three backpack too.
That's sad.
This is sad story.
They put chimps in the bots now, no, are you trolling me?
Are you looking serious?
It's hunting season, bro.
How do you estimate how far something is away?
His player number was four so he's probably real.
We take that cup.
I heard someone, man.
Guys, I'm so excited by the way.
After a week of watching, and this has been good by the way, so I don't want to say
that it's necessarily all bad, but after a week of watching movies that are buying
necessity, 90 minutes or less in length, tomorrow's long ride day, oh, to be able to
watch a movie that is, could be, but is not necessarily 90 minutes or less in length
is going to go crazy. I got, I got so many options. The world's my oyster. I don't know
I said it like that.
What are you going to watch?
I don't know yet, man.
I got a lot of stuff on the watch list.
Got some great stuff on the watch list.
There's a finally time to watch blue velvet so you guys will shot up, maybe, could be.
Could be the move.
Holy.
I'm going to give you a piece of advice and it's not, I'm going to do it with some aggression
but I don't mean it aggressively.
Stop asking me if I've seen a movie that's in theaters.
If it's in theaters, I haven't seen it.
As soon as it comes out to digital video,
you can start asking again,
because there's a chance that the answer might be yes.
But if a movie is still in theaters, I have not seen it.
You don't go to theaters.
It doesn't fit into my lifestyle right now with a five year old.
I'll start getting the pieces in order
to watch doing three when it comes to theaters, but it's going to have to, you know, be
like a six month lead time on making sure everything's in its right place.
But I'll watch it the second I see it. I'll pay 1999 to rent it on prime video on or
and even care.
You literally watch movies on your iPad while you cycle.
Yeah, and you literally watch movies on your computer monitor while you're on your phone.
You know, we're not so different.
I hope that's what you meant by that.
I hope you're saying he's just like us.
He's just like us.
No, I don't. I've decided you do actually
choppy air some choppy air
Hang on, I'm going to alpha-ized mode
Oh shit. Target acquired. I don't even know if you could see it on the preview window.
Locking in? Oh, I lost confidence. I'm so sorry. I lost confidence halfway through.
Try again, top.
No, it's not going to be a drag on that, I'm sorry.
Any last words?
You did say MP5, kind of awesome.
Sorry, baby, could be on your ride tomorrow, HBO Max.
I don't know, it's, I do appreciate, I know, I know of it, and I heard it was really good.
and I would love to see it. I don't know if it's on our version of HBO Max in Canada. It's a
tangled web we read with the licensing. Almost all this stuff from HBO Max, Holy Cow.
Comes to a Canadian service called Crave, but some of it doesn't.
Here's the window.
There's a lot of 76 through blue chip, blue chip confirmed.
Carpe VM shorts.
Crave also has the worst UX ever seen.
Yes, regardless of what your user profile says,
it will recommend you movies exclusively in French if you're in Canada,
I think it's awesome.
And sometimes you're like, I know enough French
to know that that's the title of a movie
that I want to watch in English.
And then you click on it, and it's
the French Canadian version of the movie.
And you go, well, I know there's respect
but I just can't watch this.
Like, I don't know what they're saying, man.
And I'm not going to watch an English movie,
dubbed in French with English subtitles.
That's just like, ass and I.
That's insane.
That's unbelievable.
You gotta see if I had legs that kick you.
It's on the list.
I like to watch good movies.
I need to restock the watch list with 90 min movies though.
I burnt you almost the full 90 minute watch list. I've just got punched drunk a love left probably handle that one on Sunday and then I got a
Then I got to re-up the list
Ah!
Dream sniper?
Even buggy seems to me a highly indicate stream sniper.
No, it's my kill!
I told you, have you seen D.D.D? I did watch D.D., D.D., you idiot.
Stop insulting your mom. D.D. What are you doing?
You're not half Chinese, you're fully Chinese. Why are you telling them you're half Chinese?
Your mom is going to blow your story, why don't you open D.D.?
And get out of it. That's true. I forgot to tell her to get out of my laboratory.
Relatable movie.
Most relatable shit in BD.
Instant messaging.
I knew it, man.
Instant messaging.
Instant messaging.
Instant messaging.
The girl you have a crush on.
In like the eighth grade.
And her going,
going, do you have a crush on me?
And then you going, what?
No, bro.
What are you talking about?
Are you stupid?
You're so stupid.
Absolutely not.
Are you crazy?
No, man.
Being 13 and telling your crush
that your favorite movie is also a walk to remember.
Bro, your favorite movie is Transformers.
What are you doing here?
Bring Tone Shit was too much.
I don't remember the ring Tone Shit in duty.
I just remember telling her to go out of my lab.
Every girl knew my favorite movie was the notebook.
They do be hidden you with the shit like you're not like other guys.
Yeah, because other guys have been telling her what their actual favorite movie is instead of saying that their your favorite movie is her favorite movie
She's got you there. She kind of clocked you
What's up fellow
Nice
Okay, okay, you got me you blew me away pretty good with that
That
I sort of thought we were going to team up on the bot and then go our separate ways.
We're fair enough.
I think it's the end of our casual time, man.
We are playing jackbox in new and by the way.
You thought you were a team?
I thought they would think that we were a team, and then I would blow them away.
about the Lord though, rather, I don't know, apparently I'm a fucking idiot. I'm the only
person on earth that thinks Lord is really good. I said, hey, the eight player co-op game
that's fun came out. Anyone want to play? Apollo took one look from the bizarre, she
believed it would one look up from Minecraft, mouth to the one look up from Minecraft,
Justin took one look up from Projects on boy, and they went,
no, I don't think so.
No, I don't think we'll be doing that.
It's worse mega-bong.
It literally mega-bong is single-player, bro.
They didn't like night-ray neither.
Apollo liked night-ray and so much
he beat it in two days.
He beat the whole game in two days.
What about Corey? Corey was the worst of all. Corey said I would love to play Lord.
Next week, bro. I don't even know if I'm going to be alive then.
He said, yes, and he's the worst.
He didn't say yes.
He said, ask me again tomorrow, bro.
He said, both they should cowboy such as me, aren't welcome.
High in the custard, don't.
Two busy smoke and cigars.
Yeah, I'd love to, but I'm smoking cigars right now.
It's like when your dad tells you to ask your mom, yeah, you gotta be a united front man.
My kids keeps the middle man, though.
They ask me if they can do something, and then I say no, because most of the time when
they ask, it's something that is not safe.
And then she'll say, mommy said it's okay.
And then I go, should I ask mommy, and she goes, no, well it's a very interesting story
then. Rangel. That's a very, very interesting story. It's
do it in a apologize later. No, bro, sometimes I don't want
to do this stuff either. By the way, if you ever go to a
child's birthday party and you get them kinetic sand or slime, go fuck yourself.
A, we have so much kinetic sand and so much slime. B, some of the slime is great and it
cleans up really easily. Some of it is the sticky issue that's every existed on planet Earth
and will not come off any surface no matter how hard you try. It could take hours to actually
get all the slime off of the shit. And the kinetic sand is that it clumps better than regular
So you're like, what's the problem?
The problem is that makes it be second most annoying thing to clean up that could possibly spill in your house.
The most annoying is obviously sand.
The second most annoying is kinetic sand.
Glitter. Glitter also bad.
I'm telling you, I think we got on the meta early.
And you can argue about this all you want, but it worked out fantastically.
we told people at my daughter's birthday party last September we said don't get her
presence just if you don't have to get her anything but if you want to get her
something get her a little bit of cash or a gift certificate to like a bookstore
or a toy store or something like that and then we'll co-late all this stuff
that we get and she can buy something that she actually wants. Now only like
half of the parents read the instructions to begin with, which is actually fine because
everybody's busy, but it meant that we had to have, and if I may, I'm not trying to
be rude, you get half as much garbage. And I know, because we were, we were, we're in
the time, we go to a kids birthday party, we're like, we got to buy some garbage for them.
It seems like it would be way better if we were just passing around, like, you know,
in the goal gets certificates or something like that. But you're harvesting your daughter
for cash, bro, it's her cash. It's hidden in her wallet right now. Not a bad idea, though,
to use it to fill up her RESP, but still. It is kind of devastating for me that a five-year-old
is sitting on that kind of liquid financial instrument, because I mean every year she's
losing like 2-3% on it, but whatever. It's her money. She gets to do what she wants for
it. It's not like I'm going to take her birthday money and put it in like a GIC to try
to stay in inflation. You know, when Richie's 14, I'll be like, you know that, you know
that money? Well, here's, here's that money plus 7% for the last nine years. You ever
skip the presence opening at the party and open them at home? Yes, that's also great tech.
Especially if you're having birthday parties where there's like more than 10 kids coming to the
party, don't open the presence at the party, open them at home. Do the cake at the end,
everybody gets to eat some cake, try to pawn off as much food as possible on the people leaving
the party and then open the presence at home. Because then at home, if you wanted to,
You could avoid the overstimulation by only opening like one president a day.
Instead of opening like 15 presence in a ten minute window so they have no appreciation for anything but like the last one they opened.
You're optimizing memorable childhood events. Yeah, it's literally making them better for everybody involved, including the person who's birthday it is man.
We put some real thought into this, you're just, you know,
having a knee-jerk reaction as a rebuttal because of how you've been raised.
You know, we're not in the same tier of marketplace of ideas posting here.
You are doing the internet thing, where you're like,
this is the first time I've heard about this, but I just didn't really assume that it's wrong.
I've actually lived through this, shit man.
A few times now, a few times.
If you had siblings, you know the adult birthday is the problem because you're passing around
the same $200, $5 times a year, that's not a problem though, that's adult life.
I mean, even without siblings, I'm doing that shit with my parents.
I'm like, don't get me anything, they get me something, on their birthday, they're like,
don't get me anything and I'm like, you should have thought of that in November.
You didn't want to get something, you shouldn't have gone to something, but you've
gone to something, so now I'm getting you something, and now is the result of getting
you something, obviously I'm going to be getting something.
Let's just hang out, no gifts.
I mean gifts are fun, man.
You got a very like anti-gifts culture online these days.
I got like this squad. I want to change my...
I was going to call it my mail-agon. I want to change my auto-fire gun.
My full auto, but that's the same damn one.
Are you one for cake or do you get something else?
With, and this is not disrespectful to you, so I apologize if it comes off that way.
I'm at the age where it doesn't matter what I want from my birthday anymore.
When it comes to my birthday cake, I'm the third person who's opinion matters.
The most important is that it's something my child will eat and the second most important
is that it's something my wife will like.
Go buy it yourself.
I don't really like cake that much, which might be part of the problem.
I thought you said ice cream cake.
I did.
And then I told my parents,
get me an ice cream cake.
And then we went over to their house for my birthday.
They were like, we just bought a bunch of squares from the local bakery.
I was like, all right.
That's fine, too. Don't give me your own, but it's kind of where, for me, I realized
all, okay, the dream is dead. Wasn't bad? Kind of a bleak prospect for me. As you get
older, you'll suffer so many greater indignities that this will not even be on your
radar and to complain about it would basically make you out to be like a baby which you
would be. That's the way I choose to look at that is that you will, if you're going
to be 37 and be pouting and moody because you didn't get the kind of cake you wanted,
you just got to kind of grow up because it's not really that big of a deal. And if you
say something like it's my birthday, you got to sort of like, you got to grow up. If I,
no, it's gone, it's good. The like it would be better if you had the cake you wanted, but
it really ain't that big of a deal. The most important thing to me in general is just like,
I consider it a good birthday if I can manage to get the bed at the time that I want
to get the bed.
Almost nothing is a higher priority for me on my list of creature comforts than being
able to adhere to my bed time I would actually love to adhere to myself.
My mother-in-law acts like that and she's 70.
Yeah, without damning anybody, I feel like the generation to above mine sort of just maybe
That's the culture of the generation.
It's like you kind of always get what you want at all times.
And if you ever don't, it's like a grave injustice.
And maybe I'm hoping it's the sort of thing
that doesn't just happen with age.
Like I hope I don't turn 70, and I'm like,
well, I really want to date, you know,
nan does tonight, I want to need nan does.
I'm hoping it's a generational thing.
And when my generation gets that old,
We're like, yeah, that's fine.
I'll just have something else.
It's still taste good.
The hell is MG3, bro?
It takes 762.
My dad freaks out if we don't bring balloons on his birthday.
That's so fucking funny.
He's 70, he freaks out if you don't bring balloons on his birthday.
I don't know, man. People are different. I guess this is one thing I would say.
I know it's a bold statement.
If you care about this stuff, like if he cares about it, it is kind of your perrogeted
as a family member to make sure that he gets what he wants.
Like at this, at the same time that it is baby mode to be like, I'm pouting because I didn't
get the cake I wanted even though I'm 65 years old.
It is also like, you know, it's his birthday.
You should endeavor to get him the cake that he wants on his birthday.
But at the same time, it also isn't that big of a big, I don't know, man.
like old folks piss in and all the pens though, I guess is what I'm trying to say.
If you live to 80, you should get the cake you damn well, please.
I'll seal it. I feel like if you live to 80, you should be able to, you know, take a long-term view of things and be like,
maybe I'll just get the cake, I'll get the cake later or something.
Because that, it seems to me, notice respect, it seems to me like you're going to become an entitled old person.
And if things keep getting worse, societally speaking,
like the younger generation is going to fucking hate you. They're going to hate you because they're going to be like,
oh, you know, the air wasn't so furek acid when you were a kid, plus you want to fucking cake fuck you grandma.
There is no later at that age.
Yeah, but like you're applying rational thought to emotions is very reddit.
I think it basically I guess what I'm trying to say is you're either the kind of person that's been a pow cause you didn't get your cake
or you're the kind of person that is and then there maybe there's no change in it
I'm the kind of person who's not going to pow cause I didn't get my cake
What's interesting to me too? I have to say I don't know this is fully true
But I believe it or not, I have gotten more patient as I've gotten older, which is very
irrational because you should be less patient as you get older because you have less
time left on planet Earth.
You should be at your most patient when you're like 12 years old, but when you're 12 years
old, your impatient is f*** man.
Sorry, Morgan in coming.
Wait, this isn't a bot game, bro.
You get a lock in.
Hold.
You're acting like you're on your best bed.
That's bad.
No, I don't think so.
I think it's that most people only consider that the curse of death will actually happen
to them once they're on their death bed.
I kind of, I clocked it a little early.
It's crazy to say, I think, we all know we're going to die, but I don't think the average
person feels like they're going to die until they're almost dead.
I think they feel like death is something that comes for other people and not for them.
And logically, if you ask them logically, there was a quiz that they got and they were like,
will you die one day?
They would be like, yes.
But if you put them on a lie detector and said, are you going to die one day?
They would say, yes, obviously, but it would flag as a lie.
I believe that they would be in their heart.
I think they truly believe someone's going to solve it before the Reaper pulls for them.
I believe then the average person in their spirit believes that it's something that happens to other people and not to them.
Not me, though.
That's what you thought a decade ago?
Yes, most people, they change their opinion as they get worse and worse gastrointestinal infections.
You still have half your life ahead of you? That's why I think it's awesome to think about death
with half your life ahead of you because it's not paralyzing, it's emboldening, bro.
Wouldn't it be way more depressing to be like, oh, I got lots of time left. All stocks and bonds,
stocks and bonds. Whether you're talking about mother fucker, it refocuses your thinking so
that you actually value the important stuff in your life instead of the minutia that you surround yourself
I'll quit the distract you from permanent oblivion.
There's shit in real bro.
Damn, it's kind of quick with it, one second.
Sorry, Jake, I never had a choice.
You don't do that at all, though.
No disrespect.
You know what I do five hours a day.
Probably even less.
You're probably mostly just watching my very videos.
Okay, forget it, Jake, it's a rangel.
You don't even know yourself, and you damed and known me.
Proessay at the mother fucker.
I don't know space, I don't know space.
Why would you want more space?
Why would you want to loot more first aid kids?
You don't need them.
I just want you to stop saying you're old in your thirties, UPS is higher in a second.
I don't even know if that's true today is job market.
was true when they wrote Flavio in your ear remix though.
What does that mean?
It's a, he was making fun of West Coast rappers.
Biggie said, I rap better than you, but don't be mad.
You can always deliver packages.
It's just true.
Now that they figured out the last mile shipping, some of the West Coast stuff is pretty
good to be fair.
Anyway, what do you think about people who say it's got good benefits but they don't
go to the doctor?
Benefits are crazy, man.
Clash back to my mom telling me she gets like free osteopath visits on her benefits package back in the day.
I'm like, what the hell is that even?
I don't even need to make sure.
That's a real doctor, man.
That is good benefits.
Yeah, oftentimes you get acupuncture massage, but even if massage has dubious benefits,
I can't deny it, it does feel good, so that's it, Dubb, I'm 43 and I won't be old
till I'm a corpse.
Who fucking cares?
I don't know why our society is such an aversion to like aging, man, you're only old once
you start feeling old.
Okay, who fucking gives a shit bro?
You got grape tubes.
your age now you're shoe size but this time in reverse. It's okay to be old man. I
don't want to be one of those like 60 year old dudes who looks like a wax figure
I want to look like a jacked, natty, but jacked, 6-foot-3, 220-pound, 4% body fat Santa
lost.
Want to look like Super Macho Man from Punch-Up?
Literally Super Macho Man from Punch-Up A is goals, and B, I bet this was Barry from
storage wars look like when you took a shirt off.
You can't tell me that Super Macho Man was not based on Barry from storage wars.
W-w-draving.
Supermapsure man, not nanny.
Yeah, he had boulder shoulders for sure.
Plus he could spin around, he could pier away like a hundred times.
You never knew when it would end bro.
You're always like, I'm going to stop ducking.
There's no way this could go any longer and then he catches you with one more and
you're like a pop.
I'll be mass-hole.
Genuinely plus 2? Yeah, I know, I know a little bit about Super Punch-out, bro.
I know a little bit about counter punching piston-horrorking.
I know a little bit about Aaron. Ryan!
I don't think so kid, you and what army.
What's worse?
20-year-old uncle, 60-year-old nephew?
Real person?
Um, 60-year-old nephew, allowers, in my opinion.
20-year-old, you can, it's not everybody that gets called an old soul, but there are
20-year-old old souls, for sure. There's 20-year-olds who are like aunt-coded, that smell
like used bookstores and are like, you know, where big scarves. They're like Adam Corolla
posting, but you know what I'm talking about though. There's like, you, we went to high school
with some people and you're like, you're already an aunt. Like you're not actually an aunt,
but you're like, you, you were wearing a necklace with like a big moon pendant on the
And like, oh, that's so hot coated. I don't even know what to say. That's an old soul and God love him. That's genuine
I get pissed off anytime. I'm in the damn department store and I see a 60 year old dude in the full Gucci tracksuit
I've like come on man. I'm sorry. I don't mean this to be a hater comment, but your skin is not supposed to be that smooth
There's a post to be a little or a rinkle on it or something
You're too smooth for a man of your age
You're suspiciously smooth.
Why aren't they letting me hit them with my car?
Gap shows the name of the dog.
So it's a story of your Tinder date brought their dog to your pet free Airbnb.
I would be an interesting interpretation.
There's no Walter Becker every state of an Airbnb.
I got a fuck.
Oh, that's the streets, I put on so sorry.
If I'd known you were on my side, I wouldn't have taken this shot.
Actually, makes sense because he says,
I don't care what you do at home.
That's what I'm saying, man.
Would you care to explain? Would you care to explain
To the Airbnb owner why there's fucking dog hair here when he's specifically said no pets
I fuck this one up real bad
swag
I'm pissing money weed, whatever.
We hit him pretty good, man.
We hit him pretty good.
Deadlock time.
Mods, you have my permission.
Deadlock and bizarre, and it's on site.
They know what they're doing at this point.
find their compulsion to pretend that they don't know what they're doing. I find it
embarrassing. I find it regrettable. I find it cringe. It's on site as far as I'm concerned.
Ain't nobody asking for bizarre? There's a few people and they don't say,
Maybe, well, sometimes they do say the bizarre has had a couple updates.
Nothing makes me less likely to play a game than hearing it's been updated.
You should come out with your game and that should be it forever.
You should never patch it ever.
I'm just, I'm sorry, I just don't believe it.
You had 10 years to make it.
You came out with it and you went, oh, actually, there's one more thing I forgot about.
Yeah, okay, buddy.
You think I was born yesterday?
May lay mindset, yes sir.
We should have said an auto-mod macro anytime someone mentions a game he's not going to play.
It just hits you with who asks. You know what? I was thinking it's so funny but also indicative of not just discord culture
culture, but internet culture and also the culture surrounding my stream, that there is
a channel in the discord called Twitch to discuss what's happening on Twitch. And it's
literally 100% game suggestions that nobody reads. It's crazy man. It's I don't know
what happened. I don't wish ill upon the people. There are people that bring three new
suggestions every day and nobody's reading them. It gives people an
outlet, I get it so you're saying it's like a harm reduction type of thing. I
could understand that. Like there's still people in there, 365 times a year
they're like today's the day he's going to play Life is Strange True Colors, which is crazy.
Like it's not like one time is like funny enough, but 365 times is the same joke every day.
it's crazy man. I guess I do write the same joke every day. I write chicken potato,
but it changes a little bit because today's I think today's day nine. Today's the
the Sean plot they have chicken potato.
Day nine the goat might be might use the air fryer instead of the microwave today.
The Reheat them.
You look like you're from Kong Nong.
Chicken rice goes crazy, you gotta try it.
Actually, might be the move, but the thing is,
in my household, I have potato sovereignty,
which means a lot to me.
What that means is my wife does not wanna eat the potatoes.
So I have full control over the potatoes.
If I wanna have two potatoes today,
I can have two potatoes without
step over stepping the line. The thing with rice is we have one rice cooker for the whole family.
So if I'm making rice, we're also going to be using that rice for dinner, which means two things
could happen. One is, they might eat the rice that I need for chicken rice.
My wife might go, oh, some rice in the rice cooker, I'll have rice in Bonch on for lunch. And now
all of a sudden, my chicken rice is just chicken. The other one is I might eat the rice for lunch
that she had planned for dinner so she finishes cooking up some, you know, Sundubuji
gay or something like that and she's like, okay, can you get the rice and I'm like,
oh, actually I ate the rice for lunch. And then all of a sudden, that would be a much
bigger problem. Let's just put it that way. So potato sovereignty is the reason that the
Potato is the dominant card for me right now, or card for me right now.
Just make more rice. Well, that belies the original purpose of the meal prep, which is to have it essentially ready on demand.
You can make more rice when you find out that you don't have rice for the Sundubu Gigi, but that's she is going to take like 40 minutes.
That's going to fuck up your whole dinner time planning and then your whole night's
through, and man.
Are you scared of your wife?
A little bit.
That's like the natural order of things.
Obviously, uh, must not be a golfer.
is K2, man.
Is she scared of you? No, bro. Are you trying to
be trolling? You really don't get it. You really don't get it after all this time.
one day you'll figure it out.
Chatters just don't get it, man.
Or on your 90s, max or man.
I have a man needs to have control of his potatoes, but the rice, that's for the family.
You know what's funny to think back in our generation where people are having kids never, or if ever,
usually having them a lot later, at least where I live.
It makes so much more, like I think it's possible
that my daughter, when she's a teenager,
will hit me with something like you just don't understand
and that's going to be true.
And I'll be like, you know what? I can't understand
because I'm 32 years older than you.
So I'm like, I grew up in an era that doesn't exist anymore.
You're trying to find a way to navigate through an era
that has never existed before.
So we're trying to find a middle ground here that works for everybody, but she might be right.
What the fuck?
You ever watched like a movie from the 1980s?
What do you mean mom you don't understand?
You guys were born 17 years apart.
You're literally peers.
You should treat her with respect bro.
Mom you don't understand.
What the fuck?
It's like moms like 34 bro.
What do you mean she doesn't understand?
You're 17.
She's 34.
Why are you beefing?
That's oomph.
Now, man, you're crazy for that one.
What would I do in here?
Many 30-year-olds are out of touch.
I'm actually a little jealous and so exhausting being in touch,
which is essentially like carrying around the song total of consensus on every single issue that everybody feels about it all times.
Two minutes?
Good God.
You guys have moved.
Did you wake up ready to start wars today?
Public cake wars, maybe.
So that a show sounds like a show that could be on the food network.
It is.
They're having a young parent's chill if they're breaded, yeah, but I mean to be honest, I feel
like the only people who are having kids at a young age if they're breaded are like, you
know, Mormon, son, give me a second, you're about to say something I regret.
Got him.
Mormon sons whose dad's own like single family private equity companies and stuff like that.
Otherwise if you if you if you manage to get breaded like that I got to stop oh I really
thought I had him too.
If you get breaded like that in your mid 20s most people are like fuck it let's go to your
are you a kid in 26 or you crazy will just go to Japan have a kid can have a kid in a couple of years bro
let's go to Coachella
I'm breaded at 26 and had a kid what state you live in? I don't even know the city what state you live in?
I'm collecting metadata.
Washington, are you breaded because of your job or did you make a good investment within
the last 15 years?
My job?
Okay, I know who you are.
I know who you are.
Does your partner work?
Stop typing, I need to see the answer.
No, yeah.
I know who you are.
Mm-hmm.
I don't know if I've had the good for you, honestly, you have to know, especially in Washington,
you're in the minority.
But I mean, you do you, and actually, if anything, I think we did our 20s and 30s well,
I wouldn't have been the worst thing for me personally, I have a kid like two years earlier.
Something like that.
would have fucked things up because of my kid's social circle, where the youngest parents.
Sometimes you'll be in a situation, you'll be like figuring out what everyone else's age is,
and you're like, what do you mean, I'm 14 years younger than you?
I had no idea.
I thought we were the same damn age, man.
That's enough.
I'm deaf.
I was, especially if you live in Seattle, you got to know because I had such a weird, like,
non-intersecting social circles, where one circle that I have is people who have a daughter or a son,
who's exactly the same age as my daughter.
And then the other social circle, which is people that I knew before I had a kid, is a bunch of people who I think will probably choose to never have a child ever in their entire lives.
And there is no overlap whatsoever between them in almost any possible measurable criteria.
Like sometimes the dad circle will be like,
would you have other friends with kids?
And I'm like, no, man, I don't know how many like
millennials you know, but I think something happened.
I think it was like if you were 20 during the financial crisis,
you would have fucked that shit.
I'm never having a kid ever.
There was like 80% chance you opted out at that moment.
Or you just got one too many voicemails and said,
Life's too hard. I'm not going to make it any harder. And I think there's some fairness to that, but although I took a different path.
Bro, you look like you're from Barcliffe.
It's rare to have nice parents, so we didn't want to become them. I honestly feel like it's kind of normal to have nice parents to be honest.
I think the mean case is parents who are doing their best.
I think there's a lot of bad parents out there but I think the average parent is actually doing all right.
But I would say in this incident, please chat.
Before I had a kid, whenever I would hear a dad playing like Call of Duty Black Ops 2 on an open mic and his kids were going crazy in the background,
I was like, well, what do you want them to do? He's probably decompressing after a hard day of work.
I have a kid. I'm like that. There's a fucking deadbeat man. Go fucking. You're fucking kids
Fuck you mean you would play Call of Duty Black Officer six hours and your kids are going crazy on the mic
Go fucking black and go read them book and play go play Lego with themanship and go, yeah give cook them a nice meal or something like that
What are you doing
That's crazy
This is, I'm literally landing in Fortnite.
That's insane.
something season.
Really get a vest or something.
My parents are really good men.
I know it's not the case where everyone. I'm not really bragging.
more to say and I suppose, but didn't see eye to eye on everything.
Well, you know what?
It's also with no, some kids have bad vibes, man.
Like, if you got beef with your parents for some shit that they did,
and as an adult, you look at that and go,
nah, they were like, they were out of the pocket for that one.
That's between you and them.
I can't argue that because I wasn't there.
But if you guys started beefing when you were like 14 and you haven't buried the hatchet,
all I would say is you might want to go back and reconsider the talks that you had with
them because you'd...
It's probably pretty hard as a parent when you're 14-year-old, it's starting to run
their mouth at you all the time and you just got back from work and shit like that.
They're going like, where's my chocolate milk?
This is a clan match and shit and you're like, damn, just give me two seconds.
And you have no recourse, bro chill.
We can't let the younger generation know that you literally can't punish them anymore.
There are no punishments left.
If you're child misbehaves, you have no tools available to stop them from misbehaving.
This is not me saying you should hit your kids by the way.
This is just me saying, if your child at any point realizes that they actually hold the
power in the dynamic, it's over.
Second, this has got to go.
Let's go to go there.
You could take away the electronics.
Oh, your kids are using electronics.
First off, self-report, social services.
Pilled the Swinton, are you listening?
My kids will not be allowed to use any machines.
All right, I'm dropping my kid off for an hour.
Let me say, I would love to see you, you just got off a hard nine hour shift.
You got to do the dishes, you got to go out and run an air and you got to go pay a bunch
of bills and the whole time you're getting a little daddy daddy, daddy, look at this daddy
look at this.
I know you're going to be reaching for the iPad, 100% you're going to be reaching for
that I've had you're going to be going just for a second honey honey could you
just play with your Montessori approved uh gig worker wouldn't play set could
you just can you just play with your Montessori approved or dashor wouldn't
save the block play set for a minute that he's got to do everything to keep the
house running. I don't wanna. I dad plays rage shadow legends. That's fucked up. You
gotta break the cycle. I still, I know I brought it up three times this week. I think
about the chatter who said that his parents just gave up on doing the dishes and so messed
up man. They have your parents just be like, no, I'm not doing this shit anymore. This shit is
to do them much. It's so insane, man. Anyway, what do you mean give up? Yeah, yeah, they
They started to eat ob just paper plates, man.
Thank you for saying dishes are the easiest chore.
I don't know if that's true.
I know you're inviting arguments about what's slightly easier, but the dishes are not hard.
I think I told you, I was bonding with another dad when we had people over for dinner
on Sunday.
And there was like, we had like 11 people in our house.
There was a fuck ton of dishes.
And people were going like,
oh, I wish I could help.
But like, you know, there's only one sink.
And I was going, it's actually awesome.
The more dishes that I have, the better,
because it means I don't have to do anything else.
I just get a big pile and then every nine seconds,
one thing comes off the pile
and goes on to a different pile.
It's a dream come true.
It's very, it's like playing an incremental game.
You know what sucks ass?
I don't think, do I want to be up here?
Oh shit.
You know what sucks ass?
When you have to do dishes, but somebody did dishes earlier in the day.
So there's like damp stuff in the drying rack and you're like fuck.
Doing the dishes without having a fully empty drying rack is so annoying.
It's so much better to just do all the dishes at once in one session than to do them
piecemeal through.
only chore where I think that's true. Every other chore is like if you just do it
if you just pick up like as you go you don't even notice you're cleaning. The
dishes are like the exact opposite. It's like you want to do that shit in one
session. What about laundry? I used to think laundry was the easiest chore but
it's climbing their anx a little bit. I see you broke while you're in a car.
It's climbing their anx a little bit because now I got to start ironing my
callers, what the heck?
Shit, he's on his way, bro.
come that boy. That was fucking sick.
Oh Lord, he's coming. You could just wear quarters of all the time. Yeah, but like, again,
I'm not trying to say like the way you live your life is a sham. Everyone's got to pick
their own battles, man. I mean, here's one thing for you. I'm applying your laundry energy
to chicken potato. People are saying, you should put more care into your meal prep,
And I'm going, no, I'm getting enough at this point.
I'm getting enough out of my meal prep
that I don't really feel like I would get anything
out from putting more effort into it.
And now I'm going to say something insulting, which
is not fair, and it says something about my character.
Because I'm going to say, no, I'd rather just
wear nicer stuff, and then go through the necessary steps
required to clean it, even if it is a little annoying.
How are you getting enough fiber from chicken potato?
I'm eating other stuff throughout the day.
Chicken potato mostly just sort of like a lunch thing.
You got a little breakfast involved as well,
a little dinner, the occasional snack.
I do think the next step of chicken potato,
this seems bad.
The next step of chicken potato is
someone in my discord said,
I just have a big container of chopped green peppers
I add to all my meals so I can get some vegetables and some fiber and I said you know what that's a great fucking idea
I didn't even know you could do that man. Maybe I'm just gonna
chop up a bunch of vegetables that go crazy raw and then just add them to every single
chicken potato
That's all I'm...
And this is a Russian moment.
Mugs?
haters are gonna say that he's a stream sniper haters are gonna say he's a stream sniper, but he took shots at me
What if veggies go crazy raw
Leafy greens, green peppers, all the peppers really, except maybe jalapenos
Don't throw a stun grenade at me
And I care, it's, can't really deny, care, it's...
Oh, shit.
We're chill, bro.
How did that, Miss?
I might be blind. I literally might be blind. They were right there. They were standing right there.
It took my brain like five seconds to acknowledge that that was a human being.
They blended in with the tree. I might need to see that one on the death cam.
But this is, I really think the next day, maybe you enter middle age, you enter adulthood
when you stop, let me, there's going to be a bit that we can, we can get here.
You go from kid to adult when you start doing the dishes.
You go from young adult to middle age when you like doing the dishes.
I think that might be the play man.
Your banter is so depressing today.
What do you want me to say?
I got a wholesome chunk of his Funko pop.
Did you guys see that sinners got 16 Academy Award nominations?
I think this is good.
Like, what are you talking about, bro?
I'm talking about life.
Maybe something positive?
Do I think that shit is not negative, man?
And what are you talking about?
This is like, oh, it's so depressing to talk
about doing the dishes.
It is to me that you are need to grow up.
You need to grow up, man.
That's crazy.
I'm not getting baited at the point
where I'm calling your whole life into question,
But a whole fucking getting depressed over somebody talking about doing the dishes is crazy, man.
What do you love to make for your family?
Clean sync.
Next question.
Fuck you.
Today is giving you'll never be happy energy.
I'm literally happy all the time and you're mad at me for being happy over this, like,
you, this is Plum Popcorn.
I'm Quark Chung is doing the dishes talking about my doing the dishes meta and you're
going fuck you, I hope you die.
You are, you're, you're, you're wanting me to die for saying,
I'm telling you how to find happiness doing the dishes because you're going to have to do the dishes anyway.
And you're saying some juvenile shit, like no, I'll only be happy if I find a way to never have to do the dishes ever again.
I'll actually structure my entire life so that I never have to do a chore.
So I have a little bit more free time to do fuck all with, to watch your fucking stream with.
That's not that's not you bro, that's not how it's going to fucking work.
Bit by bit they're going to start calling you that the responsibilities are going to start calling you the best thing you can do for your own mental health
Is to lock in and be like I'm going to make it as good as possible
You will do the dishes and you will be happy
Bro you look like you're from Husky and the Delta Troll now you actually look like you're from El Pozo
Did you guys see the video that Shidley watched on stream yesterday, which was the edit of us in Jackbox talking about?
Oh, please switch up his production to come production, and then I'd the cell goes over and pulls the lever.
Best common I ever made, I said this shit looks like this shit is edited like 28 years later.
And it really was, too. It's a great video.
I want to do apologize. I dropped into the pellet on discord a few months ago and said
I'm better than you because I ride a real bike. I realize now that I was being inflammatory,
I've changed my ways. Okay, whatever. No, you have it because you're still just typing
stupid shit for attention. Also, that was literally like three months ago. So the odds
of you having changed when you've lived like one percent of your life since then is basically
zero. So you've got a lot more personal growth to do before I give you any credit
body. If you want attention, it's easy. Just steal a kid's baseball at a
Philadelphia Phillies game. Otherwise get that shit out of my chat. You might
want attention, but if you're not starved enough to become infamous, I don't want
to hear it. Don't make him my fucking problem.
could have had some growth if you got broken up with true but it depends on the it depends
on the breakup. Men do often get a little bit better after a breakup but often times they
have to get a lot worse first and I say that I haven't gone through that.
Like five years post-breakup really, really good chance that you're better.
Three months post-breakup, well, it's a crap shoot.
And one, two weeks post-breakup, I'm sure you're going through something.
Damn, chat, this looks like you're a room.
That's true.
It's probably true.
Not if you did the breaking.
Maybe if you did the breaking, it might be a different story.
Can I say something that this is actually probably more depressing than the dishes talk?
We're all adults here, right, more or less.
From me, I agree that it's not fair that the media usually paints the person doing the breaking up as the bad person.
When in reality, the person doing the breaking up is usually the hero.
Nobody wants to be like, hey, I'm going to have an awkward conversation with somebody
that I still mostly like and like break their heart.
I mean, I'm sure there's other factors that play in some breakups, but like it seems
It was hard, man. I was my ex-girlfriend in the university broke up with me. I was mad at her for a long time.
Like hours. Then, like, in hindsight, she was actually like so in the right.
And thank God that she said something. Otherwise, I probably would have just toughed it out for like,
I don't even know, man. Maybe like eternity.
for her to be the one that was like this shit is not going that well
i was like yeah obviously
uh...
you want to do about it though
for her to have the grown up conversation about it was a mercy she's kind of a hero for that
You still have been shaving your chest and stomach every time you saw her.
I understand true.
And look at me now, I got my laser appointment next week.
See, that's fucking growth.
You motherfucker, you don't just get to say I'm pretending to apologize for something.
You have to actually embody the growth invisibly.
While still hiding, you have to embody the growth.
And then let it speak for you the next time you enter the world.
how much they shit costs, I don't want to tell you, because it's not going to the conversation
is not going to be good, it's expensive, let's start there, it's expensive, and I'm probably
going to have to do it like 12 times or something.
It ain't cheap, let's put it that way, it's not the cheapest way to get rid of your hair,
but there is a chance that it works permanently.
not that bad. I literally, you can say that and I can plus through that. I can't say that because if I say it, people will kill me.
This is nice.
what's wrong with just having chest hair I can talk like that too what's
holy fuck 82 you got me lad um alternate around are you what's wrong with
wanting to get rid of it what's wrong with wanting to have control over the
appearance of your own body. It costs large sums of money. Yeah, but it's going
to a nice lady who's probably not paying any tax on it based on the way that she
emboists me. So you got a problem with like the blue collar workers then?
Yes, fair enough, we do sometimes.
There also, I'm actually, I'm reclaiming autonomy in middle age and it feels awesome.
I found the laser hair clinic that I wanted to go to and they said, if you have any inquiries,
please email us.
They emailed them and they said, don't email us, text this number.
So I texted a number and we were talking for a while and I was like, is there a consultation
or whatever?
And she's like, you don't need a consultation.
Here's the FAQ just like, do this.
And then I said, okay, what's your availability?
And she hit me with a bunch of times that didn't work for me.
And I went, oh, I'm never going to get this shit done.
I'm never going to get this shit done.
Because now I've got to find another clinic that has better availability for me and that's
going to put like another week on this and I might not even care about this in a week
etc. etc.
You know what I said?
Here's a Hail Mary.
Before I do that shit, I'm going to text her back and I said, those times don't really work
for me and then she said, oh okay, what times work for you and I put one time in the
message and sent it and she said, cool, that works for me.
See you then.
You can literally just do this.
You can literally just they could say how about 11 am on a Monday and you can say
hmm, how about 330 on a Friday and no go, no, yeah, yeah, that's totally fine.
33 am, I don't want to miss the Peloton ride. I got to get that. It's probably going to take like 90 minutes.
Kind of sick man.
Yeah, if they're in a real doctor, you can't do that.
Oh, you think you have colon cancer, that's cute.
You think you're better than everybody else, just because you think you've got colon cancer.
And your doctor also thinks you might have colon cancer.
All the best I can do is nine months.
I got a whole line up with people who think they're dying,
but what makes you special?
Yeah, we could fit you in around the sixth of never I think
I'm gonna turn you. That's how it works for me. Yeah, broke is you're in sales like no disrespect
You're doing like something very serious but like the you you have to cultivate a client base
But I'm so sorry the doctors will watch you this but we're a doctor people. It's like Glenn Gary Glenn Ross people just give you the leads, bro
They don't give it give you a choice your doctor will go. I think you should have a colonoscopy
And then it's like you don't get the shop around. They're just like here's the fucking clinic you're going to
I don't give a fuck if it's an hour and a half away from where you live. This is the clinic that you're going to and this is the date that you're going and it's ten months from now
Honestly, it kind of rocks. I like it that way. I do kind of want a bratty alpha doctor.
I want a doctor who's like, you're getting this done. I don't want a doctor who's like,
if you want it. I want a doctor with some fucking confidence for sure, but if the doctor
tells you to go tomorrow, you know your fucked. That's true, but the catch 22 is you're
like yes finally someone's taking me seriously. Like when the when the shine came off the
rose and instead of telling me to go home and drink more water the doctor said we're going
to keep you here and give you a CT scan. I went oh my god finally. Thank god.
I want a doctor that's 5-3 with an attitude.
I want a doctor that ain't afraid to order the tuna stack at Cactus Club Cafe, man.
You can install the cactus club all you want, bro.
Tunis stack is still pretty good.
with out of our playing deadlock. Mods, we got one.
You deadlock update goes hard. I would say that falls into deadlock just got an update,
Mods, we got another one.
They added REM.
Okay, hang on.
Did they really add REM to that luck?
I imagine I'm holding a gun right now.
Which fucking era of REM?
Pre-automatic for the people or post-automatic for the people?
Answer the question!
low key I'm not a violent guy I bet hitting someone in the nose with the butt of
your pistol I bet it's a fucking rush man I bet it's a fucking rush anyone
shits on that I bet it feels good as fuck I would never do it but I bet it
It feels awesome, man.
That's the play right there.
You said you're not a violent guy?
I'm not a violent guy.
Violence, IRL, makes me sick, including the UFC.
I'm too much of a post to even watch the UFC.
I don't really want to see like a 300 pound guy sit on the throat of another 300-pound guy until he loses oxygen.
I'm not saying it makes you a bad person.
To watch it, it's just not for me.
They're trying to kill each other in there.
Because of physical 100,
Kate now knows about the existence of mixed martial arts.
She's been asking me questions about it. I realized how insane mixed martial arts is if you
weren't simmered in a pot that slowly got hotter when it comes to combat sports
Like if you're coming from zero to the existence of MMA, it's crazy
So she was like is it like boxing like is there like a
A list of stuff that they can and can't do and I'm like like there is a list of stuff
They can't do but they can do like a lot of stuff and then she was like
What can't they do when I was like, I think you can't pull anybody's hair or
Gow Jenny buddies eyes or hit them in the genitals or something, but you can't do a genital strike
um
And she went
Okay, but you can like choke them out until they have no oxygen
And I like yes in fact
A lot of the time that's how every single fight goes is that you
You can constrict someone's windpipe until they have no oxygen left at all.
And then she said, well, won't that give you brain damage?
And I say, yes, they will all obviously receive brain damage.
And then she said, couldn't people die in the ring?
And I'm like, well, I think that's the first off.
That's a great question.
But I think the idea is that the referee is supposed to stop it before that happens.
but usually you're all right and by all right I mean the consequences are largely long
term instead of you immediately dying instead you just suffer you know cognitively
later in life. You do get paid for that. It's true. Some people would say no amount
of money is enough but as we all know, those people are cowards. Anyways, the fights
tomorrow should be sick. I forgot there's a one tomorrow. I got invited to watch you.
I got to come up with the polite reason to pass.
Sorry, can't, I'm a pussy, actually.
Yeah, we know.
We know.
We know.
We already knew you were going to go.
But for some reason, like boxing doesn't bother me at all, which is probably a little hypocritical.
I don't think boxing is like any more gentlemanly.
Because when I watch boxing, I'm not like boy.
I hope it goes to a decision.
I hope he knocks this mother fucker out.
Oh, look at all, did you see that?
He just...
He doesn't even have his hands up, man.
Call the fight, call it.
I just don't want to see someone get choked out, I guess.
You watching Skye's scraper tonight?
Nah, I'm just not interested in seeing a fellow climb something.
I do believe this amazing. Don't give me wrong.
I'm not sure it's going to be that engaging for me personally.
Also feel like this sounds so fucked up.
I feel like the reason most people will be watching it are like,
oh my god, it would have been false.
But, well, I don't even want to put this evil into the world.
because I don't want there to be a clip of me saying he's not going to fall and then
like he fucking falls and then people are like, get him, get this asshole.
I don't want that to happen.
You just did?
No, I didn't because I wrapped it.
I enveloped it in a hypothetical rather than willing it into existence.
I know how the curse works at this point.
So, if something happens, it's not my fault.
Also, I think he should wear a harness, that's my other, I think if I were climbing one of the tallest buildings in the world, I would wear a harness at least.
He's done the climb a million times with a harness.
Okay, I've driven my car a million times. I still put my kids seatbelt on.
Now you're on, I have like a little clip that goes in the seatbell holders so that
it stops beeping at me, nagging ass car, manny state type ship, you're baiting?
Yeah, I wear my seatbell.
Oh!
For in signals annoying too, not a problem for abuse like me.
That's all I got.
I driving instructor never used seat belts either.
I think it's kind of crazy how I apologize for saying this, but I'm just saying what we're
all thinking.
I think it's crazy how driving instructor is seen as like a shitty job.
I'm trying to wokeify driving lessons.
They should be government driving schools and all driving instructors should be paid
$500,000. Because they are ensuring the safety of us and our future generations on the road.
Love it, love it, stuck the landing.
You've got to, you point the car where you want to go and you hit the gas. It's that simple.
You got to take a new driving lesson. I
Can't wait to see my instructors face when I get in the driver's seat and hold W.
If you read bullshit jobs, I have listened to bullshit jobs loud
Falling asleep, so I don't remember that much about it. It definitely led to a phase where I was calling everything a bullshit job
You work one kind of not according to the term set out by David Graver, but yeah, in a manner
speaking it is sort of like it's meaningless. And then people with the coddled knee and they say,
no, it's got lots of meaning and I'm like, shut up bro, I'm saying it's awesome that it's
meaningless. It's actually kind of sick. You're going to rule them up like a good thing for me here.
It might be time for the moment to go, man.
I've been busy with them for too long.
Why?
Oh, you've typed like two messages that are actually serious in your whole life, and they just
happened right now.
Don't hit me with a bunch of questions marks, like you're not pretending to be my,
Every time I go in the chibbley stream
Can't know what you can't see bro
Go ahead go ahead and say what are you gonna say I stopped doing that?
What happened to the snow bro?
Why are you beefing with Chad more than usual? I'm not beefing with Chad.
I'm beefing with Maluma and underscore SE.
I, you are lucky that I don't count them as part of the representation of Chad.
It's a service to you that I excites them from the data set.
I strike him.
Screw.
I can't see what they wrote. I'm looking for an orange name.
I can't see what they wrote.
We drive him like the golden snitch.
Now, I'm striving like the Golden Scarab on that level in a lab and on the Super Nintendo.
We can do this.
We want to be evil at the office hitting someone with the U.S. tire today goes fucking crazy.
It's old tech but it checks out. It really does piss me off and someone says you look tired today.
And why me why wouldn't it?
Best case scenario. You are tired and you go.
Thank you for noticing, I guess. I thought I was passing, but I guess not.
average case scenario you go I'm not like as I just look kind of like shit or maybe I'm sick
maybe I'm fucking sick and this is how I find out
Fucking.
If you ban me, Jack becomes less diverse, you will be anti-woke?
No, Maluma, we got plenty of comics here.
You don't have to worry about that.
Amen.
We have tons of communists here.
And anarchists?
I don't know what anarchists are all about, but you guys make a great grilled cheese.
That's for damn sure.
Thank you.
Something about it, man.
Ooh, what is the blue floor?
It's about hyperlocal governance.
I think you'd fuck with it.
I'm voting for whoever makes it illegal to put a sign in the elevator.
That says dogs can't pee on the floor.
Dogs can't read, bro.
You waste him paper for nothing.
I got him. Targeting? You wouldn't.
Throw the whips off. Fuck that. Puggy is fucking f**k you.
Sick f**k you f**k you f**k you f**k you man. What do you what do you mean you
win the 1D1 and then you drive around the car for 25 minutes just bump it
into shit until you die. That's a funny game play loop man.
That's fucking gaming. I'm going to go pee when we come back with place of jackbugs.
It's like 12 minutes.
They ever put color blind glasses on a dog. Yo, did those emotions sickness glasses actually work?
I don't know if I see myself having the runway to stare at a wall for 10 minutes before I go outside so that I don't get motion sick in a motion sick-based situation.
But if it worked, I mean, I would at least start to entertain the thought.
Why do you hate the color of money, boring, kind of boring?
The lesser scores says he.
Roll hate's green.
It's not my favorite color.
If I had this, I would say favorite color blue.
You're going to say, oh, real original.
But I don't know.
I just, when I look at blue, I'm like, that's kind of nice.
Oh, real original.
You know what?
I'm going pee.
Hope your favorite colors was probably like pretty clear,
be clear because I've been drinking a lot of bubbly but yellow for the purposes of the
joke.
You
You
Guys, if you're watching this go put water into your oatmeal bowl, so that the oats
that are left in it don't get stuck to the the bowl and become impossible to clean when you do your
dishes. Go put some water in your oatmeal bowl right now. In ten hours it's going to go praise
you're going to be glad you did.
Oh you don't rinse it immediately.
Actually, I'm with you on some things, Kenwa, as far as I'm concerned, is like a chelayian
up. Keen-Wai is not good. Old meal is fucking tasty bro. Keen-Wai is good in a salad.
It's actually the worst way to eat quinoa.
It's to put a bunch of like little spheres on top of a floppy-ass leaf.
So that when you pick up the leaf, it goes,
Boring and shoots the quinoa everywhere.
Are you talking non-sugar at it, oatmeal?
Yeah, but there's a butt here.
I buy the instant oatmeal, but then I add fruit and walnuts and some maple syrup to it.
I mean, I do think not to mouth post unnecessarily, but I do think if you ate the instant oatmeal,
You could also make a, kind of a six-savory oatmeal.
Like if you added like maybe a little shredded cheese and some salt, you could almost
make like oat grits or something like that.
Like I could see it, but I'm just not going to do that.
I'll try it in its difficult.
Hello for a cookie. That's an interesting idea. I'm not going to do it, but that's an interesting idea.
11 Madison Park made savory granola thing. Oh shit, we got a culinary class wars viewer.
I got to eat some dweji gom-tong, man, who up and celebrating pride month or has eaten
that dweji gom-tong in New York City or Honolulu?
Oh, M.G. Me?
How was it?
Is it as good as it looks?
Nobody knows, of course, nobody knows anyone in the damn discord, a tiny little snow
forecast, which is you and me again, huh?
Oh, hi.
Wait, I had something I was going to say to you, chat.
I told you earlier this week when I enter a call with Apollo, remind me of this thing
that I'm supposed to say to him, he's going to hate it.
Does anyone remember the bit?
I'm waiting.
Bro, you, bro, how are things in lower on deadburg?
Uh, I got, I got, he took, it broke his armor.
I heard his armor break.
I don't get, I was trying to, so my head was like, okay, I gotta respond to this with a clip, right?
You're going jackbox, I gotta be ready, and I was like, wait, which part's lower on dead brick?
Oh, okay, it's the part with the dogs.
Oh, no, that's not what I meant before, but you're right.
No, I know, but I was just for my purposes, and then I was like, I can't think of a dog joke, so I'm just out on that one.
I never would problem for a guy like me.
We were saying it's funny to go into a streamer's chat and say some shit like you look like you're from a biome in Dark Souls.
Bro, you look like you're from Bright Cove, Seldora.
But that wasn't what you said.
Well, yeah, because I didn't want to make a comment about your appearance.
That's fair.
I mean, to be fair, you haven't seen me in like 10 years, so it's probably changed a lot since then.
I saw you on a streamer, you opened Pokemon cards, but that must have been like five years ago.
I mean, oh yeah, no, that was faster than 2020, you right?
So six years ago.
Yeah.
Maybe it was 2021, I don't know.
Okay, damn haircut though, man, but I don't know, man, the baldness, man,
it's starting to hit, hate it.
Bro, you look like you're from Ulyssale.
That's not a good one, huh?
Oh, that's the DLC. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean, that's kind of like, you look like a, like a possible kind of this thing to say.
I can't think of what else I mean, they look like B-hives, man. I don't know.
Oh, yeah.
Or you look like you're from Ash Lake.
I don't know.
So, like, dragons?
It looks like a dragon.
There's another thing, there's a hydrodown there, right?
Okay, a many dragon clams. There's some clams down there too. Thanks. I'm in the water. Maybe you got dragons and clams. It's going on.
Dragon here remember deals are the areas in their flow. I'm saying it's good streamer bait to go into their chat and say
Bro, you look like you're from and then in the square bracket goes an environment from Dark Souls.
Bro, when's the next study session? Dooks archives? Yeah.
Yeah, probably you're looking straight,
eyes of the lift right now.
Bro, you lost?
You can't say it.
I still get like 15 people a day
who joined my chat and do Adelaide.
Do you love your work?
Yeah, that's an hour and a month.
Well, it was for food.
You know, I feel like the,
I just feel like they're doing
who made COVID.
Yeah.
So they did make it, you've got a lot of work in it, that's really fun.
He's a goddamn bat.
Oh shit.
Ted, he's true.
Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, to me five seconds before going to the call.
I didn't want to make a comment about your appearance.
The second quarter, you don't have to.
I got over it, got over it.
No one, no one.
Oh man.
I still think you're all-time best was, why are you breathing so loud?
That one's still rattle in around that's all I can say about that one, man.
No, no, no, no.
Another one that's, I hesitate to even say this, but like,
your muted is another one that makes me look at my mic every single time.
Someone is different.
Someone just typing your muted, it can't not work.
Or just muted person?
Yeah.
Any variation?
Okay, I don't want to actually I'm immune to trolling because I can be trolled but this one doesn't make sense because like
I have my OBL I can see the the volume meter like you're gonna go
You're gonna go I'm not gonna glance cuz I can see it. I know that it's going to have
Yeah, just F question marks really good too
That okay, so you could go and let me get me and that would piss me off. Oh, because I do have problems with street and going down sometime
Yeah, yeah, yeah, hello Mal.
I know. Oh, I was muted.
You were actually was.
Yeah, actually was.
Chat should every so often go to Ryan's chat and just be like Mormon.
Question mark.
Get it?
I don't really get it.
I don't. I don't.
I'm not going to say there's no Mormon balls, but I do think broadly
Mormon dudes tend to have the insurance salesman haircut like the short sides and then like the slightly longer top and then like kind of
Not exactly you're here
And they're all say by me. They're also they're also usually wearing a vest
That's fair. I will never they're almost always wearing like a puffy vest
You will never catch me in a puppy vest.
What do you want to play? What do you guys want to play?
He's a aggression man.
Rap battle, joke boat.
Everybody on the ground in there.
Blacker.
Let's start with a blather.
RUNATION BY.
And then we'll jackbox rap after that because we didn't do that last time.
Yeah, if Chibli doesn't show up on time, I'm going to fucking crazy. He did say he did go box like three times
Up like yeah, he's right you right that must because he's
Chib divided between two series. I love when I love when Chibli makes a part of the build that we're doing
I got a fucking finish it is
Justin's making you finish too.
It seems to me one good day award.
He built a great part of the second.
He did build a great award.
Tell me what fucking kill him.
I turned on SIPS stream and to see what
he's not been playing Minecraft to do.
Literally just pushes on me and then left click it
for three straight hours, trying to clear out what he's doing.
Are you fucking kidding me?
That's what he's dodging for!
to
the way what is he playing
his plans on the way and he was on the sea would kill the
board and he did his car hung and then like on the
other way and he killed all the people to the
people like two hours
why just like a
reason you're killing status something
and it's all about on the entire he would just sit down
cross like it around with a hundred bodies around
around them. He's like, no, it's okay. I thought it was last gun. Oh, shit. Oh.
Pink work? That's what? Really? Oh. Oh, sorry. I only saw the first one.
That's how you about how my hard drive, like my four-terabyte drive died in all that. Yeah,
and you're getting the RMA and you were hoping they were sending you a replacement.
And they didn't give you money. They gave you a replacement instead the idea gave me a replacement for gig SSD that's huge
Also to collect your packs from the new magic set shut up in the mail the same time
So fucking funny you chat. I can't say
Call me people. No, it's not about it. It's not about you
They told me to die what they said. I'll just take a screenshot of it
I see I see I can't take a price change
Oh
Oh, Jesus, it's not a race guys you can check your work before you hit enter
I want to do action one
I was going to put a message with it and that just convinced me to not, I was just enjoying the
around lobby. I'm popping out the chat. I'm capturing the window. Okay. I'm popping out the
chat. I'm popping. I'm a world now. Let me just pop out the flame, jibbly. What's going
okay. Yeah. Like when it's summertime I understand why he's like I'm tired. I'm tired. I'm tired.
But like it's 9 a.m. right now man. Come on. That is my last one. It's 7 a.m. You're just starting.
I was bad, and we got to get him like a couple more years.
So he's at the point where you literally can't not wake up at like 80.
I do apologize in advance if I don't make it on the Wednesday because I don't have power.
I mean, it's tomorrow. It should be that long.
My neighbor said last time it was this bad, they had no power for about 10 days.
10 days?
10 days.
Sounds like the kind of person to exaggerate me.
Like, three days or something.
I'm just an issue now.
Mormon?
No.
I don't think I'm a shepherd.
I'm not even still full.
Intervise.
Yeah, we're supposed to get ice here too.
What is this?
Oh, this guy did that thing, right?
Yeah, okay sure.
You'll get more points if someone guesses it right.
Yeah, I'm really going to get four other dudes here and try to get them to guess cave.
I want to take the easy one because it's funnier.
Easy ones are good, but then you're like, I don't want to do it because it's easy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just get a follow-up think of the show dark.
True.
There's a cave in that show.
You'll see two word call-up.
Yeah, Richmond Virginia's in the game.
Fuck them.
Can't tell me that.
She told me that in the storm Ontario's going to be the coldest place on the planet Earth.
It's going to really it's going to be colder than Anthark the cup, apparently.
What the heck?
Well, you see there's a high pressure system in the north that's destabilizing the
Arctic Circle and so all the cold air is being drawn south.
You're going to need a jacket.
I was thinking like what if we got knocked by like some astrophysical force, like a little
further away from this.
Oh, no, I was going to let you play.
a yummy bad bland refreshment
I've already got a damn
I thought it was a damn
Oh
Bringles are a little black
That's not a refreshment though
Oh that's also true
I'm sure.
I'm just similar to Coke, water and Dr Pepper.
I love fresh gas, so I hope you can watch the answer.
Talk about 50 of the tea.
Oh, it's probably a lot quaw.
Yeah.
Great clues.
What would it happen if the earth became negative 200 Celsius for one day?
Would we live?
Like, would human being survive?
Or would we all be frozen to death?
We could make fire.
I got a lot of people with frees to death.
A lot of people would die, yeah.
I don't think everyone would die.
I don't think most people would die.
Okay, here are some points for everyone who contributed.
I mean, it would depend on how long the power could last.
I don't know.
I don't know if like a heater could keep up with that shit.
I don't know the tail.
Hey, you don't know how you get your beard.
It keeps up with like 20.
It's just going around the drying to be doing fine to begin.
I'm gonna need more on this one.
I don't think you do.
I honestly don't think you do.
Nice.
Oh.
And man.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Okay.
Nice.
Nice.
That was.
Oh.
Bibles.
Oh, you look like E-Moteip.
Whatever.
That would work on someone.
And hey, give yourself a battle.
I mean, depressed about the water.
Just a humble E-Moteip looking for man.
I'm actually not moving.
I got the truth man.
Um, Zack Wilde be like, a noxie number.
Who is Zack Wilde?
Good Tarist.
You know, the song Barker the Moon?
Oh, I do.
Zack Wilde, the guitarist for Aussie Rick.
Oh, okay.
I'm not going to move.
I'm not going to move.
I'm not going to move.
I'm not going to move.
I'm not going to move.
I'm not going to move.
Okay.
All right.
Roll to Brown.
Oh, you can get the batteries.
I'm going to feed you.
The batteries are really.
Nick Donald.
No, I'm not sure.
She's better as the Pearl Milling Corporation.
It's a little hanging too.
Oh, it's an elderly people are on the same way.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Mr. Payne, oh my god.
Jimmy Tata. Oh wait.
What's his name?
Mr. Payne.
Tell me his name, I'll type it out.
Thanks.
That's Mr. Payne to me.
What did you do peanut butter?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Great adventure.
Pretty good.
He just used to just chew it up and then spit it in at a bottle and sell it.
So we can pop it, get it up.
Pop it.
Great.
That's not it.
Oh, that was bad.
I did the full one.
Rubik's cube is a great guess.
That's good.
It's good that it has the entertainment, it would be really a bad little bit cooler than it is.
I don't know if that's right, just a bit more.
I think it would have given it to you.
Yeah, I tried.
It's nothing like chess.
Let's check yourself.
Chicks.
Let's go.
Are you this?
Try and move it.
Okay.
Okay, all right.
so it's a multicolored entertainment that has the entertainment.
yeah okay, here we go.
Twist Un.
Just… Twisters Good.
It's nothing like Earth.
Sorry, sir...
Nice attack.
It has a pixel.
It's not computer.
That's how I'm feeling to so much aboard so...
No, yeah, it is.
It has a special memory.
Sorry. Sorry.
Oh, it's...
Hey, it stops.
Like right.
Movie theater.
I'm right.
Oh, oh.
Oh, it's not a arcade?
It's not a arcade?
There's more to entertainment and video games, guys.
I'm moving.
It's gaming nothing to be like, be like that.
I'm just gonna be higher in pixels.
And then if you guys are all like every class in an existence,
It's my dad on your favorite.
We did say it's bigger than the place they just had.
But you just...
Yeah, something you do with chess too.
The category is...
I mean...
Queen's Gambit.
Oh...
It's a humongous bad bun.
Yep, all right, that was epic test.
That was the hard one, by the way.
I'm about to get it.
Yes.
There you go.
Can I?
My normal one was Michelle Klant. I don't think I could buy a fucking what have gotten that. Yeah, I would have never gotten it
I'd win all did perfect. Oh shit, but of course the scores don't reflect that
You guys know Michelle Klant no
How do you do it?
You shall go on me. Do it to you.
Do it to you. Do it to you.
What are talking about?
What is this?
You shall walk.
Such a day.
I'm not going to take Justin to say.
Elphalba.
Elphalba.
Elphalba.
That seems fair.
Elphalba.
That's fair.
I didn't pick anything.
She's the green lady.
We could. We could.
I hope I didn't give me Elphalba.
to describe your new problem.
I know what I'm typing in when you're...
No, I know.
I'm not sure.
To put it in your sentence.
And again, to take it out, you got this.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Okay. Yeah, that's not how I hit. That could be an in one if someone goes crazy.
That's really the problem.
That's really the problem.
That's really the problem.
I think it doesn't got real quiet and he said, I hope it's not open to his eyes, but it's not open to his eyes.
The category is person. Perfect. I happen to be a person myself.
Very young, man. It's person.
On tape holiday.
Which is buffers with?
Mr. Bean.
A young, nice person.
They have a lady.
I have a lady.
Gorgon Rampsey.
I don't know how to spell this.
It's not on your mind.
Y'all, Renfrow, Ryan, get into this.
Sir, Julie.
Julie.
Julie, Julie, I'm Julie.
Now, now, this was for you, now.
I know, but I did earlier.
We can't go eat people.
I eat food.
I can't believe it gave you a treat.
I can't believe it gave you a treat.
I can't believe it gave you a treat.
I can't believe it.
Yeah, that's insane.
I think she went by under like her inner circle.
You're right.
She did.
Flase.
It's an amazing colorful terrain place.
Walk you go.
There you go.
Into easily.
It's where you dive with the creature.
Oh, it's gonna take a while to take
I don't know where he's like that, dude
See you, whoa
Yeah, sure, I know where he's at, I don't know if he's at die
Yeah, sure, sure, sure if he's at the creature
I would have to make you move those
Well, the creatures be dying, I mean
Yeah, that's true
Ain't that true?
I'm trying to get a fucking great Harriet thief man
Shut up
Oh, what the fuck is that?
We're among fellas here, we can do that real talk.
Good, that was clutch.
That was a good gag group.
I don't really look up, what?
I'm so sorry, I'm not getting it.
A dull, good guy group.
I mean, an enter is not hitting enter.
Yeah, I think the game is a big matter frozen game. Oh
It does pass some time. It doesn't matter because I type of vangers and
I'm reconnecting
Like it's it's accusing you of being
The city of 70 seconds. Oh, there it is. Oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Yes, the Avengers.
And I look.
That's really great.
You've got like a Google translate enough to see the difference.
This is guessing a person.
Oh, tricky.
It could be any more.
Oh, oh, oh.
The Avengers.
There are fictional circles.
No, no, no.
They're fictional circles.
I'm like a cartoon cookie.
It's getting an external serve.
They fight the invasion.
They fight the invasion.
My white blood cells?
They're alive, Mega Man?
Is that a man?
Is that a man?
Is that a man?
That is a man?
Is that a man?
What do you mean?
She goes left into my life.
Same as me.
No, I'm saying, I said, same as has a last name?
Oh, has.
Is that a man?
I mean, he's been...
Black or anything?
He's a celebrity, a fictional character.
She's a fictional circle.
She has, yeah, that's very good.
She could become a ball.
They have a crew who can't sit.
Wow, you go.
Uh, no, no, no, no.
Yeah.
Okay.
I'm a lobby.
But, they are renowned for the oil.
What?
Fuck.
I was street.
Who invented tons?
Father.
Father.
That would've been crazy if that was right.
And that would've been crazy.
He was in friends with Frankenstein.
He's on the Lord.
He's crazy.
We all think Dracula would be friends with Frankenstein.
Yeah, there we go, come on.
Sorry.
I'm sorry.
No.
Thanks.
Oh, I'm glad we figured that out.
I'm glad we can never have a hand down a bit.
I was really worried.
I can't get out of this hole I'm in man.
Not the doctor.
Oh, my god.
I'm like character and he said this might help.
Holy.
Oh, yeah, my bad.
They gave me nothing for the life of the zombie lord.
Time was your friends we loved.
I was so amazing.
Cool cool you can.
Birds, psycho, we are known that it's like the...
They're very...
They're so popular.
There was nothing that was anything like...
Hey, movies.
I would take it out of the saddle for entertaining.
That's so fucking funny.
Doesn't funny is round of black.
I got to be on that.
I've got to be on that.
I've got to be on that.
That's where you'll be.
Why can't we fight today?
He's kind of a little bit like zombie lord.
It's more than he's done.
He's more than zombie lord.
That's true.
Oh, please.
She's that's good.
It's not too many times that we laugh at bladder rounds.
Yeah, bladder is like a warm-up.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We have the Avengers.
Yeah, I mean, Julie.
Julie.
Julie, the Avengers and Dog in the word.
So whoever that person was, I said I still can't help.
Elfaba, yeah.
Elfaba.
Elfaba, I think he's Elfaba.
Elfaba, Elfaba.
Oh, man.
I like what Julie said.
Oh, man.
I like what you said I'm coming five minutes ago.
You're not moving.
I'm going to go for it.
I'm coming.
I didn't need your permission.
Sorry.
That was the mean.
I like your funk.
Majula.
Hold your ass.
I'm going to give you the screen.
But you're at the hide your screen.
Oh, it's hidden.
Hidden.
Okay.
Okay.
I wonder if I'll ever get before you last.
I am going to just give you this then so you can join.
I go.
Then I give you this.
Oh, that's true. You can just hide everything.
Yeah, I can hide it on my end.
We can show now, right?
Yep.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We're gonna put the pressure.
Cheers.
Cheers.
Cheers.
Can you hear me?
I'll play...
Cah...
Is it a movie?
He's all right.
What's the alphabet?
Yeah.
Uh...
It...
Well...
Yes.
What is it, Alphabot and you've heard of Alphabot?
Still not saying it.
Oh, look man.
I think it does like a different alphabet, bro.
I think you're probably the same Alphabot.
Yeah.
Where you think of it?
How did the room go?
It's in the, it's in the disc.
It's a TikTok or a girl's Alphabot.
Oh, but they're named after this character.
Yeah.
The room counter, like you might not allow it in today.
Let me do that. That's the password.
I mean the code on your screen, you know the room cut.
Chibli, that's the room cut.
Chibli, that's the room.
What are you talking about?
Why does it look like five question marks on the fucking screen?
It's just five lists.
She marks on the screen.
Yeah.
I'm like, that's not my fucking fault.
But I'm like, why does it?
I think I don't want to use like a five litre code
like to come on.
I hate this way.
He has a point.
He has a point on that one.
Yeah.
Five questions marks that I hit him with four characters.
Yeah.
I'm sitting there and like, that's the password, bro.
I'm like, I need the code to get in.
Okay.
Take it out.
Oh, man.
Yeah.
I couldn't get rid of them.
Let me take a look at the problem.
Let me have a couple of months.
No, I just can't sleep.
Man, it's so wrong with me.
Is it the couple months?
No, I stopped playing a couple months.
Wow.
Pretty reasonable.
Actually, I don't know.
It might be video evidence of me on the later than 12.
I did the fucking goddamn.
Yep, a positive concept. I don't know, man.
Sure.
You're popular.
I
They hate you, Ryan. It's gonna be hard to read, what the fuck.
I believe it's a Vonga, a Vonga, a Vonga, did you guys know in the French Canadian Matrix?
Neo is called Le Unique?
I'm tired.
I'm tired.
I'm tired again in like 40 seconds.
It's like a unique.
Okay.
What's Mr. Anderson's first name?
Whoa, what the fuck?
What the fuck?
You have 17 seconds.
I feel pretty good about this.
Is he hurry up?
Thomas?
I'm sorry.
Tom?
Tom?
Don't fight more, man, in my chat.
More, man?
Any man, wish that it's upon me.
Me, when I've got 17 seconds left,
and the pole is yelling at me
I didn't get distracted after typing the first two runs.
I'm locking him because this is hard to read.
Wait your hands in the air like you just don't slather.
My nuts on your forehead too big together.
Don't rush the stage, I'm coming in swiftly.
You bring the dew, I'll get the burritos, not Joe Cheese.
It's a little dumb.
Not joking.
No, it's woo!
Thank you.
My rhymes are delicate, so handle with life.
These times are difficult, so here. Have a wife.
Waka Benzou is my battle bang.
Now, let me take a look at your little wing.
Oh, my god.
I didn't jack my shield.
I didn't.
You such a good line. Wow, you can't say it's not that's my bang
Also concept nice or whatever you wrote life
Was a concept good?
That's the positive concept man. I was like clearly wanted care was the carpet in the morning. Yeah, I didn't know that
Like not Joe Jesus man
You know, you know, rhyming swiftly and she used to
It's like a savage person can't agree.
Yeah, I'm telling you never existed.
I'm too hot, my body's made of your mom's ass.
Better not cut my lips under your thin dick in his glass.
That's why I'm so sweet they covered in your mom's titties.
Hey Chad, give me some titties.
Oh, my god, holy, awesome, yeah.
Who's B, why did you say that?
I swim in jewels and bath in woe.
We're stuck in the off, like a proper blow.
I just thought by on my way to the Costco,
$5 chicken that prices real low.
Damn.
That was a jean route, but damn.
That was a jean route, but damn.
That doesn't mean bad.
Do you need some time to scale?
That's a two-part history, do you think?
It's a really, it's a really fine-dust.
Is it really fine-dust?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
What the hell?
Oh, yeah, but there's lots of water.
I don't trust that.
I don't trust that.
It's just too much.
That's too much.
It's 499, holy man.
No, it's what's 799, that's 699.
I mean, still a little like insane, we cheap.
I'm going to hold a man out come.
$100.
Everyone loves vegan.
Yeah, it is not 100.
Somewhere to be on Twitch is going great.
I'll check in here $100.
My breath is foul, but my bars are funny.
Let's get a flat white together at the low punny.
The math checks out.
I'm 100% nice.
I'll crush your head in a fucking vice.
What?
What? He's referenced a couple months of him. Yeah, bro.
He's a low punny.
The low punny cafe, bro.
The skimmings exfoliated. My eyebrows are large.
Here you go, bowl of food for you.
Pussy discharge.
I'm so puzzling. They seem like a different language.
It's Santa Carolina God.
You can't even say that.
It's all right.
Holy.
That's all right.
It's disgusting.
God.
I can't really do it.
It's disgusting.
It's disgusting.
It's crazy.
Yeah.
Holy.
Holy.
Oh, that's awesome.
Oh, well, I sure I want the great hair or your queen.
Nobody.
Everyone tells me to fucking shut up.
That's all right.
That's great.
This is a lot of human.
I don't know why.
man. I thought my mouth was stuck horribly. What the fuck happened?
What is he doing?
He has worse than the damn cheese one, man.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm trying cheese.
I'll let's check out the school board.
I also own the Minecraft category and said the pussy dish charge.
I should be killed.
She had your die, yeah.
I should be killed.
I don't get mad.
I'm just making a deal on this.
I made a new text document and left it open and it had to be said.
I don't have to sleep the flag for a month.
I thought that was the funny one.
I was so excited.
I'm just gonna make it.
People are so stupid.
It's so funny, man.
Let's see what's there.
a
a
a
a
a
a
I'm sorry for that one.
I'm sorry for that one.
Is this still a wrong if it's just like said the same but it's spelled the Paralympic?
Yep.
I don't know.
Optimus Prime is kind of mean.
Yeah, you would know, bro. You look like you're from Blacktown.
Oh, that was actually rude.
Where were the living failures from again?
They're a bloodborne enemy. It's one of those classes from software bosses where it's just like
31 tap enemies and you go I kill these enemies and then the real boss is gonna spawn nope that was the real boss
Sounds like the the
Darks will too like clergy boss or whatever it is man decons of the deep
For real, are you here to sell me $5 Costco chicken? Because I think that price is quite pitchin'
I got more processing power than a civilian. When I see your ass I'm gonna fill it in
You got a Costco sponsorship and we don't know
I thought you'd just bring it on you could hate by Costco
You spend all your money on spoons
Your favorite show is a damn cartoon
You take me down. I'll give you what the Gooners Medallion. Take my gas stove. You better bring a battalion.
It's like whip-latch on the times of jokes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Gooners Medallion?
It's like, uh, no.
Mount a prize.
I don't think it's a card.
You can't just give them away.
Right? Like once you get given it, you can't give it to somebody else, right?
That's not how that works. The winners with dying. Yeah, the society gave it to you. Yeah, that's one hand
Somebody. Yeah, no, I remember when you gave it to me
I'm on the board
What's the difference? You're there all time best shaller
He's still going to school. He's still going to school. Yeah, well, they're shrimp factory called and they were all out of you
We're wrapping like he's from New London man. Oh fuck put down the fork you don't get an interior miso lean on my thick tail and kick you like a kangaroo
This will get you out come you're gonna slap now sit this coffee and show me all that crap
Okay
Your rhymes are soft like jealous
That ass looks so soft. My pee pee is waving. Hello, that's your music at that. It was a new trombone explosion.
You think humans would live if the world was frozen?
That's another teen rap.
That's another teen rap.
That's a sexy rap.
Yeah, exactly.
I don't like the typical rap.
Yeah, yeah.
When the dude shows up where one of those peaky blinders caps?
Not a fart.
I do listen to music that sometimes.
Sometimes they ever did blow them off.
They said something like name something real loud
Okay, you're that be like yeah, you're music. What the fuck are you talking about?
bomb
That's crazy. Yeah, yeah, I gotta say that one is crazy. I can't do it. I don't know the kangaroo
I got a big room
Oh, no
If I knock you back don't get grim, just have a nice lick of this tasty slim gym.
I remember you, you used to be a chump.
You ain't come far though, just trash for the dump.
That's right, I'm gonna throw it.
That's right.
That's a different app.
I'm the top dog, you're just a fish.
I can't wait to get that.
So okay, I can't read that.
This one over before you can come large.
Fucking the trash can probably come his darbodge.
Oh yeah, he's in the jail.
Throw a whole lot of fishing link in the rap, man.
I just tucked around and pinned the aisle a lot of it.
Maybe it's really going up.
I like the end of it.
I know I put T it yeah I put T in front of you reference good reference
I feel like I'm gonna lose to that I just got this yeah I could come in on my way
I don't think I ever beat T run as close to my top one we won ever
That's like an M&M level of rapping.
Okay, go ahead and roll to the regular J&P.
Man.
You know the drill is the same.
Is that okay, this person's pretty low on the list, but it's whenever you mention it's Liberty and they're like that person's duck it. Oh
That's pretty annoying. Yeah, not as annoying as this game looks like it's AI
Yeah
I was laughing because I did chat someone when him is bad. No, man
He's just without the stud. Did you know what's his documentary?
Well, he's a group of freaking bad situation.
I'm going to ask you for an adverb I forget what adverb is for like five seconds.
What? A minute?
How are I? Ah, such. I don't have a lot to work with here.
the
No, dang it! I had to run a whole thing in 12 seconds!
Oh, mine's so bad. Oh, not good. Oh, not good. Oh, my first one I spent over a minute and a half on and it's what I could do.
I'll keep this short like you're knee. If you measure it, I think you'll agree.
I've got no use for people so rattled. I bet in school you were the kid who tattled.
That's a lot of stuff.
That's a lot of stuff.
That's a lot of stuff.
That's just because we're at a battle.
It's just because we're at a battle.
Yeah, that's mine too.
Your rhymes are like a patchwork of a cardboard.
Doctor got one look and said, a board.
Have it you heard.
I can't be pinched.
You however, we're pinched.
You're pinched right now.
Okay.
The doctor asking the mom.
the mom. Yeah, you're on a board the baby is pretty is pretty vicious. You could
fall that up with the second one. You would have cooked but man. I can't do rap
That battle of the start. I'm not ready for it.
You know, that's 69.
69. 69.
That's my shitter, whatever.
Yeah, that guy was really rubbed in.
Dude, man.
That's my shitter.
I'm going to my shit.
I'm sweet as honey, your sour as melons.
I'm going to steal this victory, like a certified felon.
Damn kid, you talk too softly.
Maybe take a seat and enjoy a nice coffee.
Okay.
That's like a dress that's kind of a rise.
I'm cooking a bar as that will make you smelly.
So hot in here, take in my clothes off like Nellie.
You think you're special?
You think you're intelligent?
I brought past me to cheese and onion chips, be a good chap.
Okay, the British actually was like,
at the switch up in stance, you had to switch up in stance.
I appreciate that, because I was hoping you would do it.
It would have been 10 watch, but it's like different accents, but he only, okay.
No one been 10.
That was that.
He only does the British from.
It sounds like a Japanese restaurant to dial like me.
And to end the kid with the watch, he turns into like dinosaurs, man.
You don't know what that is.
This must have been after us.
I think it's must be it.
It is.
That was on my way out as a cartoon watcher.
I couldn't really think about it.
I heard a penchant team.
Yeah.
Is that you?
I got a whiff of pro-lapsed Amish.
or was that the stink of your nirally pain is making you cry like a little pussy
feeding you pooped as all sorts of mushy.
She's a crazy guy.
Really went on a fucking thread though.
You fail so bad they had the call of the priest of the church.
Lay your body down and get fileté.
I'm doing medical research.
You're down for the council.
Stop doing my name, Chibli, and I'm on you on Pooing.
And I'm on my chin on him.
What happened, man?
I don't know.
Wait, what the flax?
What I wrote this second one, and eight seconds.
You wrote it, that flax.
What is it?
What's your, yeah?
What is it?
It's like a laser.
I would tell you.
The laser is an ED and they don't look normal.
So it's like maybe it's filet.
I think we had the worst polyuret evidence, and I don't think I've ever seen the voter turnout so
I'm not going to do the thing I always do where I go.
Other games are in this pack, and then we all agree with there's no other games
Yeah, so what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna close it and when I close it it's gonna crash and then I'm gonna go
Oh, yeah, this one always crashes
Oh, yeah, I think here we go. All right, I'm open job job
You know what I will I will oh, man
How did you know fucking mind-freaked him into that one?
Because they're gonna do joke boat
No, no, of course not, of course not, of course not
Yes
Oh
That's how I put it up from Japan, from 2009.
Hell yeah.
It does come with you too soon.
No, it came with the random videos of a Japanese man on it.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Okay, so like it's like a really good condition.
I thought like it's got all the original packaging.
No music, batteries did, doesn't work.
On it is only videos, nothing else.
And every video is a guy watching a TV.
And the person who owned the iPod recording and like talking to them and being a little happy and the guy just like it's not
He just does not care as like a peep like I think he hated his girlfriend just what I think it is cursed
I think he got a curse. No, yeah, yeah, yeah
There is a 36 minute loan video of a black screen
But the hell man and shuffling like I think like I said in the evening
It's a cool freaking it's a cool iPod I want it is Jack
probably fucked up. Yeah, it's really slow to join the lobby. Oh yeah, I just got three guys right now
Yeah, did I have three dots? I'm also the three dot gamer
server's must be the only good to
uh oh my goodness there's no one
someone must have typed the Avengers
the Avengers, the whole game
the whole game
the whole game, the whole game
I said that once my
almost over at our house, she's a french teacher
I said that once she looked at me like
don't fucking ever say that
I was like, it's actually in French. That's the worst thing you can say.
Really, really. And I've been so scared to say it ever since.
I know the French guy in the chat losing his mind.
He's like, they think they could say that.
That's so funny.
But, right, some good words, guys. Don't write up on show numbers over and over again.
It's good words time.
of
off should i have kept up on it
was muted i asked just a not the right come seventeen times and nobody said anything
i never had come seventy times
all right at a hundred fucking time
This is how you do it.
This is how you do it.
This is how you do it.
This is how you do it.
Why are all my questions this means this?
Hmm
The hell is this song
change your reward to type but maybe someone can make it worth
the trench coat flasher
with journey new purse with the with the gorilla picture is kind of crazy
it's a cool girl reference
or we should give girl is like
the
out of the
out of the
eight to the public so
the
out of the crazy on these ones
the background image of me when I shoot myself
sorry
I'll come once
Thank you, so over on that I'm writing it actually 10 times. No, only one. Only one come. Oh
Really one come
He's on the detox
He's come fasting
Wow, that's a lie. We've ever gone
Really
Who wrote in penis like 50 times? Come on guys. I actually not really said don't do that
Lot of penis
I didn't make it. Maybe I think I wrote penis one time
Or about Pokemon 6
Nice.
We're out of the, what, let it a, just let it a three times?
It's that might just be felt a little different.
Oh, okay, he brought me in twice
Bro, he brought on it twice
Yeah, I didn't need to stop. I didn't think like whatever I'm doing now. I need to stop doing it on the next round because it's not good for the rating one
the
the
trance coat flash out no man I couldn't really answer that question
when you're public friend shows up to the function of the trance cup
no
I know I got chibli's words anyway I got chibli a mouth
what do you look for in a mentor?
big titan making nuts on drag Joey Chessnut
What? I believe the mentor fox?
Jesus. Hold her voice man.
I got mucus in my throat, bro.
That got me.
That's my fingers.
That's not mucus.
Joey Chestnut.
That's fucking funny.
Yeah.
What the fuck?
What the hell is this?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I didn't get the Joey Chestnut.
You know what?
You know what he just did.
Oh, no, he is. I just did.
Is he the one that's hate on not? I don't know. He's the eater.
What's the most important feedback you've ever received?
The most your bus out. Yuck, we wait for the Titanic to really get down.
There's Joey Chessnot said him a pussy eating record would actually be so funny.
Is it just like a bunch of pussy?
Cherry pies
You're often from his great French word. That is awesome.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Isn't it going to go out so well?
Yeah.
You're so right.
What would the HR department or your last job say about you?
Weird.
Where clothes like a dog or a polo?
I'm hard.
What's that?
What's that?
What's that?
Yeah.
I just skyplaf'd Jay and man.
Here you go.
Can't you see?
what does family mean to you?
I'm my little side-outs or chips of your heart.
I mean it's me the side-yout.
Me the sidote.
Me the sidote.
I don't know what it is, but I both have four.
I wanna know who put the damn word in.
I wanna know what it is.
I wanna know who put the damn word in.
I wanna know what it is.
It's not that we're tired of the screen, but I eat it.
It's not that we're tired of the screen, but I eat it a little retirement.
I'd be older by dumbass stuff.
Have sex explosions and drugs weapons battles
There's no safe your all-osensory drugs weapons battles. Hey, man. They're kind of close
Close line
Just as a lot
Well, that's pretty much what most people do.
Technically improve our health and wellness initiative.
She's singing each other very exhilarating, or...
...aut... and... and... are one pal?
Killed.
What is it? What is it?
What?
It says you're guy. It says you're guy that told me like that.
And then, no one found?
Holy shit, I've never seen him.
Like, you know, like, you know,
and you know, you're also like,
the guy that says stuff like that.
Julie, you've been pissing me off lately.
Oh, yeah.
You were saying something like,
if the world's gonna end in one day,
I'm gonna do heroin.
Bro, that heroin dealers is not gonna pick
like this fucking phone,
because he's gonna be doing something else.
It's probably gonna be real.
I don't know.
It's gonna be like, there's one day
left in the world.
I'm gonna go to work right now.
Like, what are you talking about?
That's why you've always got to keep some on hand.
Yeah, exactly.
This is a really easy one to make funny but not helpful.
That's a good bit, a guy who's on Doomstay Preppers, but instead his bunker is just full
of drugs and alcohol and pornography.
And he's like, yeah, I'm wondering, sure, like the world's gonna end, but I'm not worried
about that.
I'm prepared for that.
So this is a gun and 18 photographic magazines.
Not deaf. This is not that good.
I'm writing on the writing. I'm booking writing.
I'm really tired for it.
You're not done. It's a typing yet.
Yeah, but I took my fast, bro.
Okay.
More?
Okay, I'm starting to like it actually.
Yeah, I've come around.
Oh my god.
Oh, I'm on my arm.
Armageddon V.
Armageddon V.
Armageddon V.
In the morning, in the 20th or 20th,
you asked the armageddon,
and the watch, and he says,
turn on the phone, use the phone.
And turn on the phone.
I'm gonna watch the other watch TV.
I'm gonna watch TV.
That's so good.
That's really good.
Wow, one word away from me.
Who put Flotted to Buy several times?
I put Flotted to Buy one time.
No, you said it several times in the same sentence.
I did actually not think about it.
Can I get away with this?
I can't do this. That's what that's actually a sense of damn way funny though.
time.
Hmm.
42 seconds.
And ask me to say how you know you've made it.
In this well then I said fly first,
to divide a drug millionaire mobiles.
Yeah.
You know the homage R allowed TV, some of them?
for you know he has every omish like uh...
and is they have like a omish lord
and he likes he likes it's the rules no everything like that on the
and it's just the rules
trend is dropping TV spoilers in the carpool again how do you get revenge on trends
uh... trends
uh... i am moaning trends
shoot the mess now pulls asshole balls off
that's the way you're talking to your gorilla's I think it's like a good if you were a gorilla
which one shoot the mess now pulls that's a cool code of sentence yes
I really feel like he gets trend like how does that I was on you got your trend down now
click on it in the bottom yeah you can't
I can't just work in the run.
I can't grant that.
Thank you very much.
That's the hang after work.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Gun, QP, you'd Trent be going or hang Trent.
She's just Christ.
I think this is all you need from...
I'm not taking from the prompt words.
You're actually working.
Any word on the screen, yeah.
I'm a...
What?
Oh my god.
You're giving it to your own name as well.
I thought you used no one's already actually.
It's never going to be this word through that one.
The employee handbook is updated to include a ban on died hair and tattoos.
You have both, what do you do?
People are too sensitive to ban our shit flag.
Right, fellas.
Go ahead and die.
Okay.
Okay.
The right fellas, the employee handbook,
it was written by the guys that made the plane.
Yeah.
all planes must have two wings. Wait, they already do it.
Go ahead and do it.
Yo, everyone left for lunch before you were ready to go. What do you do?
Just buy a spaghetti so I can kind of clown off or god damn, some people.
Spadgetto.
It's been good, I don't know, that's an all-time roommate.
Pretty good.
Roots, oh yeah, I don't know, I'm a great guy.
Find out, just a minute.
Oh, this is it by a time warp in everyone.
But you turn into a baby dinosaur, how do you respond?
I, you know, I mean dinosaur.
It's really good.
Oh, okay.
Oh, people.
I don't know.
Fuck myself, I guess.
Chill, man.
Chill.
It was your turn to run the company dishwasher, but you're already clocked out for the day.
What do you do?
Why to do buy, flying to do buy, yep, you can.
Just in one to kissing northern line, I just want a bark.
It's not my answer, but it's crazy.
There's probably people watching them jerk off thinking about that.
Oh, yeah.
There's actually true, though. That's so fucking funny.
You think so? I think at least one person is jerk off thinking about that.
to the person that thinks like that why am I
bottoming in all of your free
thoughts?
That's really good.
I mean, he'd bottom in all of them.
No.
And I'm off to one please.
Oh, shoot.
That's fine.
You're problem man.
That's what I'm gonna see both sides.
No, I think you have to bottom.
I'm just put down whatever.
Because I'm just, I'm puttering you on the top right now, and you're saying like,
Wokew and shit like that.
I'm just, I'm just not all right.
I'm not out of process. I'm not wiping.
Oh.
and
someone's been a little happy about that I think I did some of the keys to the kingdom man
You don't want to get out of the right
Rosato?
What?
Result?
Result?
Result?
Result?
You get it?
Because it's already ends in a toe.
Oh, toe.
Okay.
Your foot ends in a toe.
You don't need the needle.
Which one both ends?
He's right.
He's right.
and
as not a lot of the
cities
trance get a donkeys
I can say I this is the one run to job to have a hate as I don't I live in a
They don't give you a lot for some reason.
and
Long as crazy
Then second
It's hard to put something at the end of I do
Can you put the ring on I stay
Yeah, I do cuts my cock off. I say I'm adult chibli. I do in Sanio nothing. I love
nothing.
You are imagining what it would be like to cut off your dick with the hair to this.
I think every word on both sides is mine.
Yeah, track tracks.
Yeah, for sure.
Yeah, almost almost.
No, Malphrod Eye.
I say Joey just not shit yourself.
I do body toilet. I say a lie. I do believe lying. So funny. Okay.
You know Joey Chestnut's poop after he eats 61 pussy's in 10 minutes. Oh, my god.
You fucked. Oh, bro. What's he just charge? He's probably going to poop poison me. Who poisoned me?
I'm not good.
I'm like airy swallowed eating pussy in one minute.
I'm the pot and weed salesman.
I do open my trench coat for Putin.
I say blam, threaten God with a unmarked firearm.
I do think flying rules.
Million air flies to Dubai.
Ah!
You tell me Chester had a huge pussy, you like as the wet as a man, he's the different
pussy in the water.
Oh no.
That's a good idea.
Sorry.
I think Mel had more words than his answer than I had that round ball together.
What a hat.
Someone didn't answer their last pro.
I'm a good job, job man.
I'm so fucking gay.
I need a so close hole.
Yeah, no, I want to bet the whole crash.
So I'm gonna be, I don't even think about Joey Chess not having a different pussy.
Yeah, yeah, I'm not gonna be.
And you're like, why is everybody else even on the stage, bro?
You're not going to beat it, it's just a waste of perfectly good pussy.
The pussy scraps all the way up here.
It's like free.
Just wants to be there.
So one guy to enter just to have a free lunch.
Oh, what a mess.
Like volunteer to be like the Eden pussy and he skips you that he's so embarrassing bad
The announcers up there with those like straw caps on counting down the pussy's you a
Talking feels like an option
Yeah, that's what they sell. He said no record. He's even 47 push-a's. Oh
She's stomachs all fucked up. I've been in one
Big pussy bell, chapter
What if your pussy's the one that makes them play them out?
I'm stretched now
I'm not sure if you can sell it much more.
No, you're really interesting.
Come on out.
But notice you entered the pussy eating contest, but not the dick sucking on.
That's so true.
Joey chess.
Joey chess.
I'm just right there.
I think he's watching.
This is going to get back to him.
He's probably not jail right now.
He's pointing at the TV.
You're talking about me.
That's a good idea.
Dip the pushy and water.
Make that noise.
That's a good idea.
Nathan's fame is crazy.
Yeah.
He's alive, not this year.
Right?
He was busy with his back.
Yeah.
He rescinded his live offer.
Oh, shit.
He got kicked off for like a year, right?
Ah.
Joe Yek is something like Nathan's hot dogs
and he, and you wanted to do it.
I thought he ate like a vegan hotdog and Nathan
who was like, your band for one year.
No, I think you had a sponsorship.
He had a sponsorship from somebody else
and they're like, you can't get all this sponsorship.
Something, something, some shit like that.
I don't remember.
That's cool.
So, wait, y'all on new matter about this or something?
No, no.
No.
Oh, I don't even like, what could it be like?
I can't sign.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
It's still.
That's good. I think the last one that it could. We got to have your two, which is.
Oh, no. Oh, four wheel.
Two. Oh, maybe two, any wheel.
They had a wheel. I don't know.
One in a wheel, and then maybe a one. Two in a wheel, two in a wheel.
That's the one gets that.
I have to stop writing pussy on everything.
Please, yeah, don't do that.
Okay, time to wrap things up.
I
I tried some crazy shit on this line
to
I'm sure we'll see none of it
let's call it the all right
chains go crossroads
yep
I'm sure you guys wrote seeds
yes
someone wrote blue jag
I act to me
someone wrote
Plurin' down.
This sucks.
to
always go over like
her seat pussy huh
what is that I'm gonna google this to see this is just something someone made up
but the hell is prekey pussy
yeah no someone just made up this this name
oh go for it
uh...
uh...
okay that's good we're good we're cooking
great to have to do you want to be a bottom or a top
i just uh... no do anything
no but what was the one you wanted earlier
Hold on, the top.
Because I know everyone imagining, like,
Chibli, yeah, he's making me bottom.
Yeah, we.
Mm, that's what he did.
That's what he did.
I think so.
Well, it could be worse.
Anyone imagining me as a bottom.
It's obviously a situation where, like,
I've been conquered in some way, or I'm being,
maybe, mine.
What do they call mine jacket?
Mine free?
Something like that.
Mine men?
Mormon?
Yeah, hypnotized some shit like, oh, I don't think I got it.
What?
I'm floating because I'm talking about man.
He's dying to me?
All right.
Warmen?
Yeah.
Fucking fire like shrine ass.
You still got that nice place over by fire, Link Shrine.
Huh?
One of the nicest places in Dark Souls Man.
I was not saying that one.
There's nice circumstances.
Newfoundal before the flood. You ever notice how gods are just a fancy version of guys?
Yeah, yeah.
I'm not kidding.
I'm not kidding.
I bet my cat, but boy, I got it.
Middle school for me was like alien McKenzie.
Lee poor babazoo.
He's got the one you do.
It just happened.
Didn't even find anything.
I'm talking about him.
No, I brought up nothing.
You know, I really wrote it because the last name is they obviously went.
when let's think of a name and the first one was McKenzie. That's Kennedy coded. Does it's me.
Bob McKenzie.
Bro, you look like you had a school with five Emily's.
Haven't you ever tried tell us hoping that's when you shoot your TV with a sniper rifle.
you ever noticed how Pamela and Anderson looks like milly bobby Susie
share an ethyl-belly-mildred bomb?
Ha!
Okay.
Ha!
Ha!
That's pretty crazy.
Ha!
What do you think?
Oh!
Ha!
Who wrote a pammalala?
That's not a result now.
There's a zero percentage in it.
What?
That's not a pammalala.
That's not a pammalala.
That's a pammalala.
That's a pammalala.
No.
That's a pammalala.
It's kind of a jibbley what the fuck is wrong with you every odds are I had I had pussy in the bro
It's just one of the same name of friend that I said get a little see any of you
Oh, no, yeah
Holy shit
Marriage is a lot like diarrhea dumps
Okay, ABTN, it can be a messy time. It's so many options that would kill me.
I'm gonna lose or something.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Why are they called boigas?
And the doigas.
That's crazy.
This is an out.
I don't know, is it wrong with you guys?
I love this man.
It's like the first time I've laughed at Joe Poet and the rest of you
fuckers are dead quiet man.
I'm getting noise gated.
I'm getting noise gated.
Yeah, me too. Me too.
I didn't get mad. Every other joke bled in those like I'm a middle-class bleep blork like
What's in that you're on? So yeah, I don't want to open the store. I want to open it so that only sells push-ins and call it
Lot of vagina
Love your mouse lap
I call my bedroom the pussy mountain damn it because Joey just not won't stop you know what I mean
I was the working on that one at the time right now. So everyone does get my woods.
Yep. I think both of these are mine. Got to wonder what the other options were.
I think I think about that devil shoes.
That's like shoes but they're evil.
You only buy the mystery evil.
That was my pussy.
Sorry. That was my pussy.
I thought another joke.
Oh right. I forgot.
I forgot.
I forgot.
I forgot.
I forgot.
I forgot.
I forgot.
Oh, right. And I forgot.
My doctor said I have a bad case of the bees, because I'm all the buzz.
Yep. Okay.
Yepers.
Okay.
Jubilee?
Gotta think about it.
I don't think any more than that, man.
Why did the blow job factory cross their road?
to get to the other side of the world.
He's got you there.
He's got you there.
That's where a blowjob factory went right.
Well, I had, I had my nickname is the blowjob factory.
And I passed on it thinking someone could do better.
And you were wrong.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The blowjob factory is huge.
But it's like the joke is in the, the joke is the problem.
I guess I could have just put like a period or something and then maybe it would have gotten a lot
That's insane. I would have never skipped that. Oh, that's my little job
Yes, my nickname is calendar
Because I have a lot of dates
Not as good as that on first glance that seems okay, but it might be a problem.
That's sad.
There, here we go, team.
You can date your wife.
God created a penis in by asking Chib to top.
You're not laughing after his own joke every time.
It's crazy that you skipped a blunder job factory for calendar like can we just take the test
Like a big downgrade. Does it make you work harder it made you put you in more of a hole
So you got more to climb? Did you work on that one? Oh my god. Oh my god. What because the other one says penising?
It's like a fun music a joe man. It was a joke right back. He had no sense man
You just make sense, but it's like whatever
Oh, well, what with the thing I'm my dog here's that I got a case in the beans cuz I'm all the buzz
That he's broke for that one
I don't think that did win. Oh, did it loose?
Lost it's a cross to get to the other side
Okay, we're the same button
The blow job. Yeah, the joke
Hey, oh
There's the thing though, still might get to fix the blow job factory joke, so you actually
That's true.
That's a tape on a classic.
That's a funny tape on a classic.
Get to the other side.
That type of joke.
Like spaghetti or carbonara.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I didn't get it.
I got both pussy answers.
Are you fucking joking?
Mama's here.
Mama's here.
Two pussy's.
Thanks.
a
this is awful holy shit
I love the non-sequator prompts actually give you a chance to leave your mark on the medium.
That's why my nickname is blow job factory is not good because it depends on the
The hems you in, there's only one direction you can go.
And then you're getting accolades for, say,
for recognizing how fun you can.
You can saw an else.
Tell him to shut up.
But when the fucking joke is middle school for me was like,
alien McKenzie, you can fuck him.
You can do anything.
You can do anything.
I was like, thank you for another joke,
and then I had to pivot because Ryan's in fucking words
got in my head.
Oh, man.
You ever notice how gods are just a fancy version of
more of these
He's he's he's he's he's down to the point where that's good
The fucking long con for the one joke. Yeah. Yeah, that did number dude
That was a two hour fucking joke book setup. I didn't even know where it was going
That's crazy.
He could win because of that.
I hope it.
Why are they called boigas?
And not amboigas, melod?
Why am I melored?
Like why would anyone with that accent be saying
Okay, okay, you can't have brought it back actually
Yeah, yeah, I can I can see I could hear it. I can't my case
This fucked up
I had blow job back there. I'm sitting there trying to think of a blow job factory joking
Why did the blood jump back to request the road?
Dispid out the com!
I tried there!
That's right.
That's right.
That's right.
That's right.
I want to open a story that only sells PCs and call it,
we're open for business.
That's very nice.
Oh shit, I'm joking.
Hello, I thought I have a lot for this
Jobo, you were loving Jobo
I love Jobo, do you want to be jobo or anyone?
We're open for business
I'm gonna have to do a clean it that's so much more in full-time
I'm gonna take off through pumps, your calls clear calls middle school for me was like alien McKenzie my dick in ball's turn green
for post this was right there God the
Listen, it's...
Oh, great.
I didn't agree, not soon at all.
Jesus.
That'd be cool.
Dark Souls, caring for creator.
That's allowed now, horror.
I thought it was for the funny, man.
Apparently, f***ing beat your ass.
Yeah.
Oh shoot.
Marriage is a lot like diarrhea dumps.
Warm and smooth.
Finally faced.
Oh nice.
That's pretty nice.
Oh yeah.
It's cute I guess.
I like that.
I, I, you're in for now.
Yeah.
Like guy who's horrible at making analogies.
Like yeah.
Oh, when we do the next joke but right after this, all the work we should not
rewrite them in backwards.
We have to type in a bunch of words.
Like if you're writing like, um, bagel, it would be, um, legab, legab, legab, legab.
I could even even even do this.
I think they was calendar because the passage of time affects us all.
day we are aging every day we grow.
This is cool, I didn't hear anything.
You hear me?
I just went to crash ya when Chippley wins this.
I just went.
Getting like 47 pluses huge though.
The Coke, the nice Coke.
I do another truck book, but that's just me.
We need to do another Coke.
You need to get the else in the backpack.
Let's find out, we usually...
I'm not gonna say the Apollo and do such a funny idea.
I'm not gonna do that.
It was great until the film's silent made me feel like I should do it.
Why don't I just forget why it's funny that it's open for business?
We're open for business.
Open for Post-Nys.
He doesn't want to explain it, he's right in the oven.
He's like, you're doing nails. I'm going to ask you to explain it.
I would be happy to explain it until you tell me to shut up.
Bullshit.
Oh, shit.
What's he talking about?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What did you say, Chip?
Are there in a little that has the ice applaud?
I go to his house and he's like, bro, I thought he got it.
We should collect ice cards and I was like what yeah, fuck it to that. Oh, I got a stumbag rookie card
Any man
Wish that the on me.
It's true.
Is that Drake?
That's uh, 50 cent.
Let me man.
Oh fuck, we're AF.
What is that?
Open for business.
Oh my fucking god.
Oh my god.
I'm gonna get it.
I just have to get the ball.
Or a polo.
I think it's...
They're opening their legs. Yeah, like the pussy is open
You're the store. You're the store. Oh, I'm a business. I get that one. Oh, really?
Am I right in my experience?
I have to have that right. Yeah, of course, but oh fuck, I can't pick any more
You can't give any more down so there is
What is this a pro?
How quick it just so someone else has to do it with me because it's just fucking wild
Anyone else get this one? I don't think so
You would have known if you got it right. You'd have been like yeah, that's crazy
I'm cuckin'
So what do y'all do?
You don't know, I didn't know that.
Yeah, man.
So now I'm chillin'.
I can't hook up my cool new hard drive.
Okay, I'm gonna fucking I'm gonna fucking die when the power goes out
That is gonna suck ass. It's gonna be terrible. I got to find my Kindle. You know what though?
It'll be awesome for all those smug motherfuckers who are always talking about meal prep. Oh
How's your fucking meal prep now, bitch? Oh, it's got bad in the fridge. Wow
That's why you don't cook until you eat the mess all the grocery stores are like psychotic and none of them have bread or anything
So I went to 7-11 and I got little single serving peanut putters and a little for that
Water there too everyone also down the border people go crazy that people do be going
Nice to work in the grocery store and they called for like any amount of snow the next day we used to just laugh
Watch all the psychos coming in by like
I don't know like eight weeks worth of bread and milk and I was like, what do you need all this bread and milk for what do you buy it?
Well, you did a great thing as a
nice try idiot
I've never met someone that does that like I don't get it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I did. Oh, did oh, I don't have that much
I'm gaming then but you share it with a bunch of Mormon lions or but you left no proud of E. X. C. Open
I don't know what this is.
No, I'm joking.
It's callbackers and I'll stream fails.
Links to a bunch of child porn basically.
Whoa!
Who's built that was that?
Some guys.
Some guys are not around.
They're not around.
Oh, it's so inconvenient, they're like, can you sound like
something that not bad situation like, yeah, it's just like, oh,
it's strictly just who can we have hot patch on the latest hit of
oil.
The European Time capsule from the time of the black plague or digging up a
time capsule, but inside is the head of your future self that died in
the past. Holy shit. Also, can you say play again?
We're not going to do that, but doing it.
Oh, she looks like he's on the game, bro.
He's on the black pack.
He said he said it.
Oh my God, it's not my watch.
Everybody's so sad.
Now, why are you joining it on this one?
The same boat here.
Why, I'm not joining it.
And I didn't say anything.
All reviews made in that ride.
The British never actually came.
His horse needed a push start.
What?
I'm gonna cause battery instead. You can push it on the hill and drop the clutch.
Yep.
The left is bad because instead of getting invaded by the British, you didn't get it.
So mad they got woke up for no reason, Ryan. It's not all all the way.
Everyone.
So mad they got woke up.
Oh, what's going on?
You're gonna follow up when we voted for it and not my one or the most the battery was dead
That'd be like air gun going to get the green ghosts and then and then just like you know the works never came
Oh big sale in undead parish or a big sale to raise funds for ice
We had too much of that today man
Dice tomorrow
Oh no one pucks at the dark souls plants, I thought it was weird, I'll be assuming that you
knew it. They just have to make sale too. Nailing a cool skateboard trick, your pants
rip and you're nuts fall out of the hole, or it's the loser kick flip.
And that's been like, didn't lose their canceling.
Do it with the music.
Do it with the music.
I'm a man.
Fuck.
Are you still here?
I want to.
What are you doing?
I'm tired.
A dead joke.
It ends in, we're open for a second.
Because.
I can't get that jet, I'm not gonna play me jacks, fucks
I got you, I got no
Oh, Chances
we're back, we're back me, we got me
got you, got damaged
Yo man, this is just
just got Villainied. Bro, just used all his Villainies skill to do that.
What are you saying? You play the game Villainy that's kind of like a
Mungus? Oh, yeah, it's pretty fun. Well, I'm just going to start calling
Villainy instead of a Monarch. Bro, when you get marinated and everybody
starts believing you're the cultist, come on, bro. I'm the Apothecary.
I'm going to give someone a try and throw it on your own and I'm open for business. I don't know anything about Odis talking about. That's chill though
I think that's fine though. I don't know anything. I know what he's talking about
Not in general. I know some things. Oh, we're playing the game
Then I get someone to drastically different answers. Oh, puts your name on it. That's okay
All right, I mean yeah, bro literally thinks I'm the outcasts. Wait, I forgot how to play demon bluff
Roll if I were the outcast would I be next to the night right now come on
Where did this come from?
Yeah, what oh, he doesn't want his next to the night
I'm gonna be like, hey, yeah.
On Drake 3000, on Drake the Blacks mid 3000.
That good work.
I bet he hit that fucking sword 3000 times
while I was farming the type and I demon.
I'm gonna be a list it on your device.
It's Christ.
You know those hip-boxes though?
I know it is so fucked up.
I know.
Why do you say that on your bed?
You're gonna be just in my throat.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I'm going to move, I'm going to answer this too.
Move, come a lipstone, give a-
What?
Right, I spent a few long at the cock sucking contest.
Any any-
You can send a stir-
You can send a stir-
I'm ruining it for him.
I'll just ruin it.
Kind of fucked up.
I'm not your mom, get through this.
Bye.
Hmm.
I think you can do really well.
Bro, I think I get only get sucked off once before I have to take a break.
No, you're not.
you're doing the contest. I don't know how to be funny. I just kind of answered matter
fact. Hey.
the
fallouts fun. I was watching that until Amazon sort of planned ads over it and
said he's about to create a new strategy and then went nomin. I just
fell around the air. I can't say.
NELCH!
I'd like to do that man.
Yeah, I'm watching fall out to this one.
What do you think?
Give me a sequel.
Hey, there's a fun.
Let's talk about it in the meantime.
Have a good time.
Okay.
Here we go.
Now I've loved here in the suit.
Mm.
It's made from pea and misto, chef put stick of dynamite in it and you thought it was a
birthday.
Oh, no.
Oh, I like how he did.
Everyone laughs at the way he could.
He could do this week, huh?
Yeah.
being misboop, being misboop.
Okay, the vote's already in, I guess.
Holy shit.
In misboop.
Terremas soup, being misboop, bro.
Like the don't even like try to fucking connect it.
Terremas soup, being misboop.
No.
But that would be ruined.
It's p and food, bro.
It's not going to eat p and shit.
And they kind of, oh my god, they're like giving them like an extra like screaming shit.
She's like, love misboop could be me and you but you planned.
I'm sending out my couch. Ouch.
Sitting on my couch.
Bear ass.
Kind of couch.
These are both so bad.
It doesn't feel good.
It doesn't feel good to sit on the couch bear ass.
How would you know of sat on couch bear?
How's your couch man?
Kind of gets like a leather couch.
Any leather or fabric?
How to make spikes?
Why is everyone calling in the questions?
Mine, I'm the right. When the one on the left doesn't make any sense.
I thought I voted for Barast.
Oh, my God.
Indy folk metal dream pop.
And the volume is on.
Or Bo win the...
York comes on the power goes out for 10 days.
When the BJORK comes on the power goes out for 10 days.
The boy's not working.
That's the colonel he gets with it.
Go on, he's now sending this on.
And the volume is odd.
They have a state.
Yeah, that's good.
Because that's normally good.
I can see.
Calzones, but inside is British cheese fries and the cheese ain't melted.
Or yeah, California is don'ts, California's
I don't even play this game again
I get mad at Scra and I don't know if I see that shit
So I think I'll make that shit
I think I'll make that shit
I get mad at Scra and I don't know if I see that shit so I think you don't make people mad. They do not melt you know
Just it loves this great nation the United States of America
But global warming melts all the ice new law no pants
actually that's another good bit is like
Playing jackbox in a room full of patriots
We should do patriots jackbox
Patriot jackbox and go crazy
That would be really good for Cliff live next week. Patriarch Cliff. Sure, you're seeing along the stream last.
Cat loves ice, they didn't want the most.
What the fuck? You wrote that? What the hell?
Who wrote that?
Oh!
Oh, yeah, you did it, you won't do it.
Damn, broke on the best worst answer.
You did it. Holy.
Damn, damn, damn, damn, damn.
Why did he not read it?
It's just too much for me.
Really?
Oh, man, that's different.
And I like the effort.
That's problematic, actually.
What?
It's like the airport.
Apparently?
Apparently Ryan's saying I shame to say the word furry.
Mm-hmm.
That's the...
What should it?
I'm going Patriot do my game mode.
But it'll be saying who all does.
But it's the part of the game where you can't suggest breathing anymore.
I'll pick this scenario. You want to unroll.
Hmm.
Don't...
It's going to take a big sale to raise funds for ice.
It makes a lot of money that I was like, I don't think I...
I don't think I have the courage to stick to the bit.
You can just write the word like cream.
Oh shit.
Who's not selected a freaking thing?
you think of a joke before you press it
all the way should have said that earlier
No, yeah, yeah, yeah. I said I had other jokes. I want to I had good answers for giving another
Mine a pretty good
Mine a pretty good
That's not oh shit. That's not the location I thought it was
of
all of a year thinking of
golden capsule ever jail
yeah
you look like a guy went to school five people that lived in the
Oh, shit, you look like you sprung out the dark who basing.
Oh, no.
I don't know where that is.
Uh, uh, yarnum, uh, is Bloodborne, bro.
Fuck.
It's just like England.
Then play that one.
Bloodborne is better than the Dark Souls.
Grimsby.
We could be real.
Grimsby.
I, uh, that's my favorite.
Grimsby patterns.
Bloodborne is really good.
I don't know if it's the best. It's the coolest for sure.
My duck's man kneeling a cool skateboard trick.
Your pants rip and you're nuts while out of the hole. Oh my nuts are out. Guess I'll just have the
govogool and land on the grip tape and do a mixed twist. Damn.
and
the
of the
All right, my mom is a cool dad.
It's held up a cool by Mormon.
It's called Mormon.
The Mormon's already done.
It was a Mormon done.
Mormon's gonna be like,
Kavagool is staying.
It's here for a good.
Paul Revere's midnight ride.
The British never actually came.
But the Scott's did.
The British never actually came.
And now there is no more British people.
That this is, I can't possibly say that that's a good thing.
That's crazy to write, man.
and that's so bad.
Bloky, racer.
Deleted the Blokes, bro. The Blokes have been deleted.
All the alarms are going off in the command center.
The Blokes have been deleted.
But you guys hate Scottish people.
They can big their chilled, they can stay.
Yeah, it'd be cool if they got there.
Sitting on my couch, bare ass.
but you're about to have a luxury Jay-O with porn on the telly
how do you just upside down on a one
one
the leg of the cow is going up here
are you a champion going up here
yeah yeah the herget's making you come
okay I'm really spending my time so many of us do you have it like when you're
gonna have a luxury day oh we're like I'm not gonna look in the computer I'm gonna
look on the TV today
I thought what
Like, I think it's like, I'm gonna look at it in a big screen today.
Oh, I think one right in the light.
I love you, uh, a sore fish.
I've seen that, I've seen sore fish a lot.
A big sale in Undead Parish.
You got the latter shortcut for more customer traffic.
Captain Demon.
What's the problem with this chocolate cake?
Not Captain TV man.
It's someone else.
Who's talking phone doesn't have Capra?
Capra?
He's the only one playing on a phone.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
It's because he's played so much ability.
You can't get anything past this guy. He can use the mayor of villainy.
Oh, a dad joke, but your dad's dead.
Wait, did that happen to me?
His life is out of business.
I'm used there.
What the fuck is this crap?
It's my way of knocking off a joke.
I don't even know what I'm talking about.
I'm in meteor as knocking out shit.
I thought it was funny. I'm ready for it. I'm ready for it.
Thinking up a time capsule from the time of the black plague
Stop it
There's a plague mask and her Xima capsule
It's 2020 and you're massed up
It's an unruin it.
It's an unruin it.
It's an unruin it.
It's an unruin it.
Yeah, I'm getting ready for a Patriot Jaguar.
Yes, hubs in the plague mosque.
I don't know if you said.
Oh my god, that's okay.
I absolutely agree with the rest room.
That's fair.
All right, so I'm gonna do after this on that shit.
I'm gonna try to show the whole capture of my ass.
He's gonna sit on the toilet, bear ass.
I hope so.
I got something you do after the stream.
That means I can't be late to be in the stream.
So that's fair.
That's okay.
I need later games.
Bye.
Hey, the video.
All right, I gotta go pee.
I'm gonna send you over to my wife's stream.
I've never heard the end of Duman A before, man.
I will see you on Monday,
which is not a holiday as best as I can tell.
And I hope you enjoy your weekend, and I'll be back.
Later.