Northernlion
joining the smash ICE friendslopathon w/ @HCJustin @rickypeacock @gooffkings (!charity)
01-29-2026 · 5h 00m
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I gave you you could search by friend. Oh yes. I need to be the password. Hello. Hello. Hello.
I started the touch early as a name chickens in Zamboli and I was like, I'll be $25
dollars for chicken.
$13,200.
Holy cow!
This street, the charity stream hasn't officially started yet, so unfortunately that money.
None of that.
All of these are being eaten now.
It did officially start just now.
It's now 9 a.m. to stay safe.
I wouldn't worry about that.
That's fair.
That's fair.
I need to.
I'm shocked my switch gets like worked.
I hope that I got everything going like 10 minutes ago being like, well all this
should see you grow.
Justin, you want to invite me again?
You should be able to search my friends.
Okay.
You're just an ideal you like I've been playing just dance too with my kid, so my switch
was in the other room.
And it's so embarrassing how like this capture card is three cables every time I look at it
I go, I can't do this shit, this is like, who could possibly figure out which HDMI goes
where?
Yeah, yeah, it's too much, I was saying I'm just like a real dumb guy and I still have my
old switch HDMI cable in like the nested cables, even though it's not there, so like when
I plug in the switch there's a chance I plug in one that doesn't work and like doesn't
do anything.
that's
it's not that you get some orphan cables
I'm I'm being constantly
bombarding by the donation order to
care
can you guys please stop donating
yeah you can listen to
you basically hit the goal so like I wouldn't even worry about it
yeah we're gonna hang out and play games from the next like 13 hours
I don't think we are friends that but I think you'd be able to follow off Ricky.
Yeah, I'm just I can forget where to go.
I'm always islands. There's a lot of islands.
You gotta go to like, yeah you gotta be in the closet.
That can be clear what the crazy little shadow like thing.
I have things to computer in here.
Yes. It's looking for you.
Okay, here we go. I'm back in the closet. How much were you
going to put ice in there? They already said for every five
dollars they'll be putting a whiskey ice orb.
Every five. We're going to have that Japanese guy from
Instagram who puts the ice with like a tonto sword.
I got, I, I really can't keep up. I'm gonna, I'm trying to think, I'll just,
but there's just two million yen I can't get. The donation stream names are really funny too.
It's ridiculous. We got to wear ice genius awarded FIFA prize.
I'm not a miss. I saw the hackers anonymous donated the hack law money.
Hopping off. Thank you volunteer.
You're a team cleaner. Thank you.
Thank you. I'm really a big fan of I'd serve country before my country.
That's a crazy one. That is a really good one.
In Mario Boyce Hello. Thank you.
I'm going to mario hun speak on that
Mario
You're married
It started on this at the top of the street
I mean why do we could go?
I said plague and this guy was on me for like 45 minutes
Say that again. How do you say that?
That's not the way it's said
Oh god. I tried to hold him to the fire a little bit
No, this is good
Oh, we can disconnected
Oh, no.
Uh, hello, anonymous?
We need your help.
Yeah, we need to get in the tubes.
An anonymous relent, you attack on Ricky.
Justin, how do you say the word DECL again?
Do you kill?
Yeah, so you're Canadian, right?
Up here we say deco.
We say that's, it's a 50-50 split on this chat because there's no way, I mean, I can not
I bring myself to even hear Deco as a real word.
Yeah, that's fucked up.
Yeah.
I said Deco on stream like 10 years ago once.
Just thinking that was the normal way to say it.
What it is to be clear.
Yep.
Yeah.
And Jeff was like, we can't, we can't stream together.
I see that.
I see that.
I do think Deco sucks pretty bad to be honest.
Deco is pretty fun.
It's, it's like aluminium.
My black pill is when I said, I said, lava once, and that would just people lost their mind.
You would think it's a substance you encounter like every day, so everyone would pronounce it the same way.
But, Rick, the game is hating you, right?
I don't know what's going on hold on let me see if it's connected to like the wrong life.
Why would the other faculty like that is kidding?
This can't. I feel like this is my fault. This is a go-up game. It's just a word we're doing the full go-up
Kings experience. Yeah. I've started doing a pensive walk. Are you walking very slowly because it looks like you're
jerking around. My screen is very fluid. All right, that's why you are kind of hopping, though. You're doing like a hop.
Yes, yeah, my screen. I'm just like, I'm like, I'm like by a chilling house.
You know what I mean? I'm gonna put my-
Okay, yeah, plug that down.
Little just stands too well, we wait.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just stay at fault.
Have you really been playing that?
Yeah, man.
That's great.
It's great.
Can I tell you, well, I was gonna say what it's like to be 37, but I just realized, like, you would know.
Most of the people talk to do not know.
I played so much just in stew with my five-year-old that I got like a foot pain that had me looking up how soon I could get in to see her podiatrist
And now when I play I have to wear slippers and dance on the rug
I had to deal with the whole funny enough. I had to deal a bunch of bias the other day. We got an ice cream here
And I hurt myself not doing any I hurt myself putting on a
I think I've been to a weird way and really hurt myself like the side of my body putting a boot on
And that really so worse man. It just sucks none of the fat's hell like this now
I'll boot you want to talk about there you go
Now you you'd say right in
Honestly, I think I think I would be great
All right, I think yeah
Instead of I'm in a Virginia, so I love the purpose of my training this season.
I think you'd be great on this season.
You would love this guy training.
You would thrive like right around commercial Broadway.
Yeah.
You would be popular to try this here.
Let's just and we thrive on regular Broadway, too.
Well, you know.
I've been there.
It's not like I got by the way.
You can just be visited.
It's so Broadway.
It's so American for you guys to just assume that New York's Broadway is the normal Broadway
That's so we don't see it that way. We see our Broadway as the as the normal Broadway and yours is kind of like the little brother
Yeah, our Broadway is the one where there's like construction always and and you know
Sorry, I didn't from New York. There's actually a train
I
Eventually
Wow, yeah
New York City's got it's like the only place in America
with transient. It's crazy. I'm plus. You're plus.
All right, it's been no what? Yeah, so smooth.
All right. Brands and new, new parties.
Any board requests? I would say the malls. That's like, this is how the mall
it's hard to beat the mall. I hate the cloud castle personally.
I don't know, now I do need a little help right what how many rounds? I think we could do if you want two hours
We could do 15 or 20 pretty easily. I think 20. As long as people are pressing the A button, it's no big deal
Yeah, okay
Okay, and uh, and we do vote for me. It's right. I like that. Yeah, that's beautiful. We're in. I'm usually not. I'm usually not the guy
I was kind of hoping you would do bonus stars off just so it was like a true meritocracy
Yeah, true a true test of skill. Yeah
Fuck, I'm gonna be doing that a lot. Well, we should probably restart with 15 turns now
There's no getting that time back. I'm still a little full
Oh, yeah, I'm still in the zombie category
I feel like my ears you have just been doing D-dots
Just bring it with your own voice.
I just want to do the, do you want to do the spiel?
I would love to do this. Please do the spiel.
Let me, uh, I'm gonna hit this guy soon.
You must.
But uh, yeah, thank you everyone for being here.
Uh, and you are.
Going back to make sure I've all the details around.
We are raising money for the women's foundation and Minnesota.
It has to be delivered rapid response time, which is a coalition of local organizations and leaders
in existing network organizations to prioritize getting up to people as quickly as possible.
I, as they still targeted people in Minneapolis, despite the headlines, the application is still continuing.
People are trapped and afraid to go to work or school with the groceries.
People need direct relief and support right now.
They are providing urgent basic needs, providing food, housing, transportation, healthcare, other essentials.
of your essential things that they need while he's an actor going on.
A one from a urgent legal services legal defenses do process
support rights protection you're doing know your rights education if you
say if you're planning advocacy and finishing buildings every week they have
grants that go out to keep it to be used immediately and it's just starting
last week the fund launched on January 12th holy cow and yeah so
And anything that goes in is not just sitting in a bank account,
it's not going to like a charity seat you always like pockets.
It is getting used immediately.
But thank you everybody who is contributing.
It's a nice reminder that if I seem like this is normal and
like people are on board with it, but they're not.
And we're not.
And it's a nice, it's rough to stomach the things that are going on.
But I think this makes it feel a lot better.
Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you, Justin. Thanks, you guys.
Yeah, thank you for your grace. Thanks for being here. Yeah, my pleasure.
Good to get on the tables with you on the Mario Party tables. Mario tables.
Rollin' those big dice. On the back roads.
On the back road.
You have to learn a little bit. I don't already.
17,534.
Oh my god. She's crazy.
crazy. I have to climb that up the ball. I'm gonna do it.
I have a guy who I'm a character or maybe a guy I've been doing lately, which is
grown man who's really afraid of the back room. Just kind of haunted by the
notion that they're out there and he might end up in the one that accidentally
yeah. I like them. I like them a long aisle at Home Depot and my boon
here in the back rooms. I need to actually share this. Not to be the guy who's like
Here's all the, you know, dad stuff I've been doing.
Yeah.
Last night I put my daughter to sleep and I said it's time for bed and she said,
I don't want to go to sleep.
Last night I heard voices whispering.
And I went, oh, what did they sound like?
And she said, they whispered, I'm with you.
And I went, oh, and then I was trying to figure out,
like, what could this possibly be?
That's the thing.
How a little of being friends.
It couldn't be, it couldn't have been, I was listening to Avrilovina, my galaxy buds when I fell asleep.
So, but I think maybe she was just hearing like a dream or something, but it was genuinely like a horror movie moment.
I mean, like the first 15 minutes of a horror movie where my house is haunted.
That is horror. Yeah, that's crazy. I mean, one day, like the fear as a parent has to be that one day,
your kids are going to go full skin memory. Well, I haven't seen that because I'm scared of the
back rooms. I see a picture of like a like a creature or like a really
working guy and said, oh yeah, usually she goes like this is that way.
This guy's not he. Wow, what a shot.
But then this morning she said that he I didn't hear the voices last night and I
thought that was good because that means the ghost is now within me instead of
free in the house like roaming around. That's your responsibility as a father to sort of take the
take the spirit within you. Yes, I go in the woods or something and then what comes back is not
what left but you know that's that's father. It's not good. Yeah, I know that bro. I need that
that true. I think it's fun to pretend I'm a dad. I give this a pass. I'll still never forget I did a
Twitch rivals for like a Pokemon game. And afterwards one of my teammates rated me. And
uh, or rather I rated her a channel after the after I wrapped up. And she's like, oh, everyone
like go follow me. She just doesn't, he's a veteran and a dad. I got to stop lying so much.
Oh, no. I can not be lying so much. Oh, man. I did not correct there. I was like, yeah, we're
There are some lies that you can get away with. I do think those are going to catch up with your real fast
That's so funny
You are better and like arm a three yeah, yeah
I think we're all you know any of us who've been online or veterans in the right
That's true in the culture war
Yeah, yeah the culture
I found where to update the information holes incredible
It's a good thing the goal is 25k, it's a good thing.
We got to get me and Jay after Akron Torchribles. We did it once like eight years ago,
and for some reason have never been invited back.
Yeah, for some reason.
I was actually in a lot. It was PUBG.
Okay, Jay, Jay, Jay, uh,
hated the bathroom the entire time and it was like reviewing the toilet.
And they kept like cutting to him and they were like, I guess he's still reviewing the toilet.
And then at one point he blew himself up with a grenade and it was like the highlight of the round.
Oh no.
Yeah, remember looking back because I was in that rye was of the follow.
I remember after it was going like, oh I wonder what they were saying.
And I think I like cut to the bottom of the perfect moment where they're like, well he's reviewing a toilet.
I had a, I did a rivals with Chibli once.
It was a charity fall guys rivals.
And, Skibli thought it would be funny to just
constantly talk about eating pickles and peanut butter.
Like, he just kept saying it in his downs.
I mean, yeah, I want it to be like when they cut to us and talking about it.
And then they pulled me in for an interview and they were like,
he'd see Justin, this guy won't stop talking about pickles and peanut butter.
I do want to put that on me.
It did also cut to JF when he was talking about, I think the latest antland moving at the
time.
And he was saying how he had come up with a bit of child man, which was it in front of
the side of the child.
And then he watched the movie and it happened and he was really happy to be stole his
head there.
Oh, this whole minigame, I kind of forgot how he can see him fair.
kind of sitting on zero right now
I'm laser from this to throwing
that's what you're saying
you don't fucking sound
kind of having an all-time worst performance in this game
I don't really exactly
I don't know
wow
that was pretty bad
that was pretty bad
I think if I were to like say everyone is names I would that's all we would do for the rest of the street
You gotta at least say the funny ones. Yeah, there's some that's a very funny
I'm getting there. What does it say if I'm not reading any everything back to listen to what fucking funny
I'll be funny. I'm trying to get it. Yeah
That blue salt what nuts
Nope, nope, he's strong. I'm gonna go over it.
Oh, he's sad.
What else is real good, thank you.
Downsonic crazy.
Yep, you can say that.
Yeah, well it's like so it's it's smushing it in a little thing. So for me it looks like
Bounce on it, Crab, Z-style, I,
E, Henkul, Soft, Wardy, Bug, and another Razzling,
but it's hard to parse.
I'm having a hard time.
Bounce on it, Crazy, Style, Ice, Software, D-Bugger.
Here we go.
Oh, yeah.
Yep.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, you can gradually leave me, but I don't really feel like I said anything.
It's like what I said has no meaning to me.
I, nobody wants to explain what you're up. That's fine.
I'm sorry. I'll be out on an island here.
We're 20 one can now.
A vowed ice-eagent-foot-slip fetishist.
Thank you. Thank you.
who trying up to wipe away thank you who try and up to wipe with I
lots of that that's a name change night classic agent change from
watching favorite streams that's really good we'll thank you for watching
this stream I don't like what you're doing but yeah but I respect
I like picking this one because it's I feel like it's more shame for yes
Yeah, and this is this is horrible for staff in that to deal with
It's gonna stand right in the middle, imagine.
He really shot your ass.
He really got my ass.
He's just letting me fend people.
Oh, I didn't think you would do it again.
Brass to do it again. Oh, I do.
I did it two more times.
Just five rounds?
Thank you.
Thank you, Brazenville is moderate position. Thank you.
No, I'm full.
Damn, we saw them stolen, John.
We were at it, so we can get them.
But white Mike was asking you, don't you?
That's pretty good. That's a good one.
Did you see, so we did hide the block last night, the Minecraft event that I call it, put
on.
I did see some of it.
And in Malph and Cory's build, they named it during Saffter, everybody?
I saw that, yeah.
Did you see that mine was white Justin?
I did not see that.
That was the name of the drink they came up with for me.
They can't all be winners.
Ah, that was a good, that was a good, that was pretty good.
The Boston Top Slide, but with every Ice Age in a once, thank you.
I love that if you search for videos of that slide, there's so many people who go down
because they think it's funny and then they also like completely milkshake yeah that's a great slide it's it's great that it still exists
Do to be a great double feature
Boston cops lied into milk crate challenge 2020 style
That's all timer you know what I love to see the milk crates into the slot the the great the great stomping lady going down that slide
Oh
Oh my god, what kind of noise would she make?
Oh my god, well being bitten by Charlie, all the finger,
who knows it, and yeah.
Yeah, and she's wearing light bands.
Yeah.
I remember watching the great, the great stomping lady, like,
yeah, it's probably like 10 years in a laundry room.
Like it came up in just some way.
And I remember someone being like,
so you think this is funny?
You think a woman in pain is funny.
And like they were dead soon.
That's what I'm talking about.
It doesn't matter that she's in pain. It's just a noise. If she could make that noise without being in pain
That would be equally funny
What did she got it in her?
I don't know if it would be eat. It would still be funny. I don't know if it would be equally the pain does help a little bit to make it funny
Of course, I do think it's funny that she's in pain. Yeah
She was trying to she was trying to cheat the competition right right exactly
Choose Violet and it rules a fair play and that's what's funny her be a cheater being, you know, brought low by her own viewers
Ice agent bullet building
Everybody was laughing when she fucked around, but nobody wanted a laugh when she found out and I think that's dishonest
I agree
I'm trying I'm trying to decipher this name, and I
F artar
fiber and ass. Yes, okay, so that's related to the new avatars movie.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh yeah, oh, yeah.
Okay, that's right. You're the man, pa Icon. Yeah. Well, 10 dollars remarks is running
his gibley. That's good.
Top shooting the slide. Thank you.
We'll pre-COVID Drake. Thank you.
Oh my god, I'm incredibly far apart, I guess I guess A far apart.
Far apart's an ass, that's good, that's nice.
My fiance works very like boring marketing job or whatever and it's her job to like
drum up some buzz for like events that they do at her company. And one of her like, um, if we get
this level of attendance goals, uh, what she said that her, she will send her co-worker, who, uh,
she calls cold-cut Chris because he only ever orders cold-cut sandwiches for the, uh, to,
to cater the event to the point where somebody at some point had to go Chris.
old sandwiches again one day he had no idea why that would be a problem. One of her
goals was like if we get this much attendance we'll send cold cut crisp down the
Boston cop slide and nobody thought that was merely as funny as I did.
And they didn't make the goal. I was so sad.
I'm gonna have to have you got it. Being a streamer in Boston, that's such a layup of a goal.
I know that's what I told her I'm like that is a twitch streamer as goal you crush it without yeah
I don't know you know he's waving his hand out that's right
I really I this is like one of the better many games like I fucking hated
I think I was this every single time I think that one was game in a hundred minutes of hours as well
I usually get body
I don't love that it gave me the bad number
I do like that I got better than everyone
Don't try being born up. Yeah, I know. Like that's what I'm saying. Oh, no
Oh, it's too late. I dodged that ball up by one year. Oh, he doesn't come back either
Oh, where's he going? He's just leaving. I'm so zoomed in god damn
It's pretty sad.
I knew it.
That just did.
47.
And that's so hard for you guys.
He's, oh fuck, he's coming real, he's coming out.
Oh shit.
Oh, oh.
Get your ass to him.
This and the state cutting mini game, they were advertising nonstop on the Japanese subway.
when I was there, but on every single TV it was people doing this and the
state cutting me to game. I got a 94 in the last one, because there's
dead last one, that's what the fuck.
Politically neutral rage against the machine, thank you.
Oh god, dude. I've a bite.
Good stuff, dude, please Justin.
As we say, uh, former governor Justin Trudeau, yes, we also said he was a
Mr. Perry, I've met a politically neutral raging as the machine guy in real life. They are out there.
I was getting my hair cut by my hair stylist and he was like last minute before our appointment.
He was like, hey, do you mind if my brother comes along? He's in town to see like the metal festival here in
Chicago or whatever. And this dude brother was the most like huge cargo shorts with a white monster guy
you've ever met in your whole life with the like the fitted backwards cap and everything like that
whatever. It was like an orange county choppers. So really great crazy crazy vibe coming off of this guy
and he literally did while I was getting my haircut. So I couldn't go and I couldn't leave the
conversation I was trapped. He really did hit me with uh he was like yeah Zack
De La Roche was talking about Trump the whole time and it's like just
put them used it man.
I was the gym I was going to the gym I was going to the gym I was going to the
gym. Like shortly after I moved to here which was right after killing it I'm so
Sorry, Stephren.
I got a really lost one moment.
I got a lot of thinking.
The gym I was going to was like a big time cop gym.
Everyone in there was a cop and
Raging his machine constantly on very funny to me.
They were able to control the news.
I was a little iPad up front so I'm gonna be putting it on and also there was a day
I'm talking to my trainer and I'm talking about I'm like yeah, it's so hard to date as like a huge streamer
Like like you know, you don't really need a ton of people and most adults are kind of repulsed by what you do
rightfully so and a guy walks up and he goes brother
I hear you every day that go on they find that I'm a cop and they don't want to talk to me
Yeah, we're exactly the same basically the same thing. Yeah, it was like we're the same guy
I still think about the the Canadian mountain police version all the time that's like some of those that work for us is
Are the same that ride horse or see yeah
Yep, that's huge
That's good stove. I
Also, I remember talking about my June one song screen someone was like, hey, I live in the area what gym and I said it
He was like, isn't that the gym that refused to close during the COVID?
I didn't know that
It's got to be so annoying being Zach De La Rocha.
It's like he couldn't have made it more clear.
He was singing like, I want to kill the police and people are still like, I must be talking
about someone else.
That's how he really frustrated.
He was quoting like a bad guy.
Yeah, he's playing a character.
Yeah, exactly.
Well, vanilla ice, that's all of them.
Thank you for the 25 dollars.
Yeah, it's pretty good.
That's a good one.
Should we jump in pressure but really woke?
Thank you, thank you.
The one and only mayor Eric Adams.
Thank you so much for coming to the world.
Thank you.
You're the texts with him and like the lobbyist from Turkey.
Yeah.
Oh, so fun.
Oh, yeah.
Like you are my brother, smiley face.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's how I text my bro's name.
What do you want?
Yeah.
I'm so sorry.
Evil guy is really funny.
Yeah.
It's been happening so much, too.
It happens.
I know.
I'm getting punched.
Oh, I'm sorry.
That's okay.
I'm rich.
This is going to sound horrible, and it's only because
I'm really bad at remembering things.
Who's the gay guy that lied a whole bunch?
George Santos!
George Santos!
I really, I could not for the life of me.
Anyway, he was funny!
That's funny!
He was very funny.
Yeah.
I don't know what you guys did in that.
Exactly, but you guys knew who I was talking about.
Yeah, yeah.
It's huge that nobody said you have to be more specific.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's a big win for us for straight-wake.
Yeah.
Then we all assume someone else was going to say it like how everyone voting for the
People Hall of Fame assumed everyone else is going to vote for people.
Oh, no.
No current events, please.
Oh, God.
Oh.
Oh, so I mean, we should like pull a little bit of money by a politician.
It's so cheap, it's so cheap.
Yeah, it's got like $2,000.
That was good.
Well, you would get like flights to buy you somewhere.
It's not even worth it.
Just if I mean theoretically how much could like, I don't know if I'm just picking a random number
I'm number 24,894 dollars, yeah, that's right now.
Oh my god, yeah, I could use my Skymiles.
Buying a politician with Delta Skymiles?
That's pretty good.
I hope it's platform parallel to the three news.
Oh, I'm going to try and buy a local politician with scene points.
Dude, those are no joke.
No, I've got a lot of them.
That's how they paid the Tanner's Egyptian.
The dude who did the pre movie trivia at the Senate pledge. I miss that guy. I miss the trivia
I miss time play. I'm play when 10 plays switched from trivia to just like shitty mobile games where you look
Throw garbage in that you know cycling
Go back. We're going back when you do
If you used to be like who's who's this and then it would be like a real scrambled picture of Iron Man and you'd be like
I don't know, and then five seconds later you'd be like, oh, it's Iron Man, that's Iron Man.
Yep, that's Iron Man.
Yeah, we are at $10,000 an hour right now on the charity. We're going to keep up that momentum all day.
Yep, yep.
I'm thinking about getting into frequent fire miles.
That seems like I'm 31 now. It's time.
It's time.
Thank you.
The politician who only tells truth.
Thank you.
Yes.
I'll fan it to see.
And reanimated Rob Ford.
Thank you.
Wow.
Hello, sir.
I'm pleasure.
It's in the body with the syringer Rage.
Yes.
He's doing more than listening.
I'm on many others.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah, yeah, what a guy.
I mean, yeah, Rob Ford the kind of guy where when somebody goes is he the guy who there is
put it in his info from
that's up the goal again. We have we've cracked 25.
Jesus Christ.
Oh my, I think the best Rob Ford quote is I've got more than enough to eat at home because he said it
Well, wearing, I believe he was wearing a novelty tie with every CFL team. Well
And when he said he had more than enough to eat at home, of course, he was referring to
Not food. No. Oh, no
You know it. I cannot stop thinking about uh Joey Chestnut
I've been thinking about this time for these things then.
I've pumped the goal.
Yeah, I keep getting it in bosses. Amazing.
Jesus. Oh my God. That's the best day.
That's not a star.
It was you living in a fair universe.
Yes.
I agree.
That rewarding you for your good deeds.
Nice.
I love that.
I love being rewarded.
I mixed up find the block with today. Holy shit. That's good. Oh, yeah, Rob Ford hiking the
football and falling over. Really fun. Also a classic. Here's the thing. Okay, so talking
about like funny evil guys is Rob Ford evil or is he just like, you know, it's neutral.
Pretty. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. For a Canadian politician. Yes. For I guess
For me, it's only the funny stuff that he did that filtered down.
I didn't have to hear about any of his evil political opinions.
When you smoke crack in a video, it kind of like blows out all the other things you could have
been getting the press yet.
Yeah, it's a good deflection.
If I ever, if the chickens ever come home to roost for me, I'm smoking crack on shit.
Immediately, it was not that stuff.
All those baseball shapes crack pipe.
Yeah.
There it is. That's really good. Just like you get exposed for something horrible,
and just immediately doing something even worse. With in one second, you have the crack like
chilled on ice in the fridge.
It's going to be so nice, uh, not having a lobby full of people who are good at this.
Like this specific thing here, you know?
No, I've been watching you do this for so long, and I have absorbed none of it.
Can't sign them out.
Ooh, it's so hard.
I'm going to go fucking off.
Oh God.
Come on, come on.
Oh no.
Oh no, oh yeah, oh he is only one star in play
No, that was fine. I mean one turn ago. I was zero stars zero points
And now look at me. Yeah
I'm gonna say a word wrong and pull a pipe out of my jewelry
I just couldn't really act like he didn't do anything
Yeah, yeah, it's like any time anybody is like criticized
You like yeah, you missed pronounced melt earlier and you're like, well, come and bust out the cracked pipes. So nobody notices
Had to be done
University of Benz, you good to you. No, you're right
I'm sitting there trying to scroll through donations. This is what you see
Boo on the other hand, clearly does not have more than enough to eat at home
You have to go out. No, certainly not. Yeah, Tom or Reload was just jealous of Sting's band, thank you
On 50 from evil been made
Plane? Oh no, get the crack by now. Get the pipe out. Spock
It ain't late, not I haven't had a place.
You got to start.
I still run my favorite streams I've seen in the last like year or so was a rickie.
You're streamed when you played everything that was on his hard drive.
I mean, you know, for all the wrongs that guy did he had pretty good taste in video games.
You know?
I like that.
You could still like, I think it's on my got official government website.
You could like browse his hard drive.
Yep.
Yeah, you can see all the crap he was playing.
And here's the thing.
Like, it was a lot of stuff that like, if you were just kicked back in the crib and
obitabod Pakistan, like, it's good games, you know?
And it kills me to think that like, he'd be thinking like they're going to kick down
my door at any moment.
Wow, like, air frith is getting killed by Sephiroth.
I was gonna say it's kind of the ultimate like fuck you right? Is they were like not only did we kill you, but we posted your searches three for everyone to see
That's fucked up
I'm not a terrible start I mean even worse like that's the people also get the critique
you're like your media interest you know Google is terrorism illegal on September 10th
and
and
and
the
Wow, this year, and other performances this year, you have activated Stephens, Sleep Rage,
a cocky person now.
Oh boy, I'm so excited.
It's so funny to be watching the canucks, and then there's like a two week break where we
get to watch the Olympics and like cheer for Connor McNeighbid and Nathan McKinnon and Sidney
Crossby, and then we have to go back to watching the canucks out there, that's fun.
It's like if you were watching, it's like if you're watching the worst movie in the world,
and then there was an intermission two-thirds of the way through and you got to watch
a really good movie.
And then you had to watch the rest of the shitty movie.
Yeah, the shitty movie has a hundred hours left in it.
Yeah.
That being stopping Palm Springs with Andy Sandberg halfway to watch the fellowship of the
ring.
I'm going to watch this, I'm not going about this, but mash it.
Okay.
Well, you know what?
You should not.
I do think it's the most controversial thing anyone said all stream is that Palms brings
us the worst movie of all time.
I like him.
I didn't say I didn't say it was the worst movie of all time, but it's a solid three out
of five.
Okay.
I would go a little higher, but you're now a defensible territory, I think.
I think for sure. I will say also the connect season so far is not a three out of five
I think I literally did give it a 3.5 out of five on letter box just just to be clear
I just don't watch a lot of crappy movies this thing. Yeah, I got to watch more shit
Yeah, you got to watch no beer. I watch
Hollow man earlier this year
That movie is really bad. That's a real fun. Yeah, I think I've seen
That Kevin Bacon Kevin Bacon is invisible. That's a bad. Yeah, the
Invensa drug that turns you invisible and evil. Yeah, it makes you go insane also
Yeah, that was what we're doing. I used to have like like one was like cable
D scrambleers growing up where I got every chance of free
And I looked under your desk sounds like it could still use that
Oh, it's pop up.
Yeah, pop up.
That shit is crazy.
It's crazy.
It's crazy.
Fuck you, Justin.
Oh, god.
Like paperview used to just like the way it would work would be like,
Oh, I have the tune to paperview at this time and like watch this movie.
It's like played on the limpaal day.
Hmm.
And I remember when that was the movie we played on the day.
I would like, I must have seen bits and pieces that would be like 30 times.
Because we just have paperview on all day.
That movie fun stuff.
This crazy that there's only like three movies where a man is invisible and
Judd Apatoss made like eight comedies where the women are completely invisible.
Oh man yes bro!
From the three point line.
Heh heh heh heh heh.
Judd Apatoss.
Judd Apatoss.
Judd is a man.
Yeah, sorry to any of the jumps. Is it short for anything or is it just blood it's not a
Judd worth
Thank you, Henside Games team the notification of solder. Thank you
Really going for it with that one. I like it
There's a lot of crazy things in here and like some of them I don't get and I'm like what if I say I'm like I'm saying something really fucked up
You know
Start that's what the crack is for you know it's crazy is if you take the first part of Biden's name and the last part of Osama bin Laden's name and
You put it together. It still makes Biden
Oh shit, bye Dan. Yes dude.
Oh my god.
Something I've only just noticed.
Whoa.
What could it mean?
Nothing good brother.
Nothing good.
Nothing good.
Nothing we didn't already know, obviously.
Yeah.
That's a real eyes real eyes real eyes.
Real eyes. Yeah.
The answers are there if you're paying attention.
It's definitely posted about it yesterday, but I cannot stop thinking about the
The bin bomb and media guy. Oh
Yeah, Philip Glass saying that he's not performing the candy center and the guy replying and saying well, that's fine
We'll just replace you with jelly roll
Bit of a damn grand. That's crazy
Oh, oh, this is wonderful.
And yeah, the Twitter user's name was Bin Bomb and Media.
That's really good.
Everything's being so, I got you.
That's fucking the boss track.
That's gonna wear.
It has been pure.
I know, I know.
It's so cool.
You're the way that you guys voted for this.
Oh my god, that's a good guess. That was gonna be mine.
Oh. Jelly roll. Check this out.
I...
Nice.
I feel like we need to be pro-paying, you know, due diligence to Jelly roll, Morton, the OG, Jelly roll.
I mean, that guy was unproblematic. He's an old timey jazz musician for the, for the normal people in the chat.
Oh, there was a, there was another Jellie role and his name is Jellie role Morton.
And frankly, when people were talking about Jellie role and I'm not even kidding. I thought they were talking about Jellie role Morton.
He's only now that I realize that it was some weird hillbilly with the upside down cross tattoo under his eye.
Wow, a lot of right wing UFC guys talking about jelly roll mortenaries.
It's kind of a stranger thing to be vitalized the career of K-Push.
Obviously, maybe you like, though.
I'll be good at it.
He did rivalry, he had some jelly roll morten in it.
All right.
Walking out to Ragtime Jazz to to step into the circle square.
did the circle square and square circle square
it's where it's all the square stuff yeah yeah yeah just kind of thank
you right as kind of both
i mean it's dra napita thank wow now there's a fantasy
dipping the crack pipe and water to smoke it faster
Just slide right down.
That's great.
That's great.
That's great.
I think I grabbed it a lot wrong on purpose to smoke crack.
I just really want the crash.
It's got, I mean, it's got to be good.
You know, it has to be good.
It's definitely, it's smoking crack.
Absolutely, it feels like shit.
So a lot of ways I'm winning.
In a way, maybe
withdrawals are just realizing how much life sucks.
Yeah, exactly.
Like if I was like, if I won the lottery and then I lost all of that money gambling or something,
I'd be experiencing money withdrawals because money is so good to be having.
Sure.
Yeah, it's like maybe the crack withdrawals are like this was so good for me and now it's gone
Yeah
That tracks
You can't you put your colors
It's gonna one vote
I'm not under the gun so it wouldn't be so devastating
Oh, I'm solo here. Oh, I hear the screw
I'm sorry.
I love that they're only giving me like one person.
I'm one or two person.
I'm awesome.
And we're awesome.
Yeah, I completely saw him right now.
Oh, goodness.
Oh!
Is that right?
Could be close.
Did we be by one?
Oh!
Oh!
Incredible.
Man.
What it really was?
Every time I do that, I try and map them to PlayStation buttons, but the circular shaped cookie
was mapped to square and the square shape cookie was mapped to circle and it was really
cooking my brain. Yeah that'll throw you off. Yeah, new turn. And what'd you do about the
star? I would think that star is trying a lot. Okay yeah I was going to say trying
a lot actually. It could be triangle or X because it also has kind of an X shape to it.
I hate this guy. Left this jelly roll thank you. Jelly roll is boring. He's kind of taking me out
because I've been listening to a lot of Tom Whatesleyley and sometimes when Amazon music gets to the end of the Tom Whates playlist,
it'll just play like a jazz song from like the 1910s called potato chips and just this guy's just this guy's so good like,
I don't want to eat lunch, I just want to eat potato chips. It's such a crazy era of music.
It's awesome that it took us so long to realize like we had to sing about all of like the basic shit first before we could get around to like any sort of complex feelings
But also that song got like that song got the singer arrested at the time. Yeah, it was a scene. Yeah
Yeah.
Yes.
All the time, it's a shame that I have GBJ here.
I'm talking about songs from like the 19th.
Yeah, he's the guy to know it.
I'm catching up on Evan Drank any water in like three hours. I'm catching up really quick. Is that like a donation goal?
Hunter channel points the hydrate just in
He's doing it. What a what a politically correct fish tool in your ear. That's probably edgy from my chat if I had to guess
Fairfax
Crying agent dumps into evil captured
or doop to sorry, okay, okay, the like the fecal matter or the the social media influencer
right I think the fecal matter, right, both with me, both with me, you either, I don't think you should
need, who? I mean personally, that's, I might be a bad thing to take back here. I don't
It's weird for me to be a guy saying it, but
Trump that was better going off than you think.
Who's who's Nancy Mace?
That one I don't know.
There's waiters serving the needs to Nancy Mace.
I recognize the name.
I believe she is a total psycho of some kind.
So some American politicians
You oh oh right right she's a congressional representative of the South Carolina
Okay, that's right. You can't be a representative in South Carolina
You can't be representing South Carolina. You cannot be a representing South Carolina. You cannot be
Did you guys play the game where you'd get a photo of a U.S
Senator and you have to guess whether they're Democrat or Republican?
Wow, no, no, that sounds that sounds fine
That's easy. I've flunked so why didn't I got like fifty five or something like that was so embarrassing myself
What's the call? I got a life. I got check that out. Ah
Someone oh no
You know what it's like to be streamer. Hi
Artist job in the world. Yep. I've been saying that
People have been telling me to stop
God the boys in purple man. We risk it all we get all the boys
I think it's so fitting that we are the boys in purple,
because we got a balance a little bit of the red
and a little bit of the blue.
That's true man.
Kind of make it all mixed together
and keep this crazy world moving.
That's so true man.
But you know what, yeah, throw the purple line
on the American flag right above the yellow line
for the tow truck, tow truck drivers.
I've been to your country a few times.
I'm mostly, I'm having a pretty good time to be honest, but one thing that I don't know
if you can know this if you're there and how strange it is to be there but not live there
is the not insignificant percentage of your citizens that wear a shirt with the American flag
got it. Every single day, brother. 100% there's a guy, a family friend who I have to interact
with at the pressing amount of the time, who drives, he does like logistics for a, some sort
of, I don't know, some stupid companies, some fake company, whatever. He drives a colossal,
like the grill of his truck is like six feet tall.
He wears a Zippa putty with a black and white distressed
American flag on the back of his every single day.
That's brutal.
Yeah, it's rough stuff, man.
I'll still never forget going to,
I had to drive like six hours to get the original
COVID vaccine.
They're the OG one.
And it was, it's time called Bristol.
on the border of Virginia and tennis.
There's maybe something like that.
I don't know what's nearby.
It's in the border of something, Virginia.
But I saw a guy who had a Confederate flag
hat shirt back at the whole.
Oh, he was all Confederate flag.
The damn battle pass.
He didn't even say it.
It was insane.
It was absolutely insane.
But that's the free to play track.
You're not.
Yeah, that's just shitty recalling.
Yeah, it was also the town looks like it got bombs like 40 years ago, and they just weren't out of here.
It was a rough place to be.
Yeah, I also got vaccinated in a place that looks like it was from fallout Gary Indiana.
Oh, it was like, you can get the vaccine anywhere.
It says he hired the man, but they're known to that.
So I'm going to say, put a jacket for each.
Also, oops.
Finn purple liner inspector, thank you.
Back to the purple. Thank you.
So I looked up then purple line and it's not a real one, but it is a proposed one for security guards.
Sure, I'll tell you that, because in terms of bravery security guards are halfway between firemen and police officers.
So it's like you know you combine the red and the blue.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I almost had like a nervous breakdown, um, or that made a nervous breakdown of like a psychic,
A bad energy was pervading my brain.
I was at the Pearl Harbor Memorial Site in Hawaii and nobody was going in the museum because
going into the museum costs like $9 or something like that.
Everybody was crowding the gift shop and buying the $4 for $20 like graphic teas with air
craft carriers getting exploded and like the text was like December 7th this day will
live in infamy like we forgive but we don't forget and they were literally like
face timing their families like back in the continental United States and being like
which one of these four do we have to get four of them people were like rushing the
door trying to get all these shirts and right next to it was like a hello kitty 75th
anniversary Pearl Harbor merchandise kiosk and I was like I can't be here right now
I'm going to like look at what's happening on my society
but I got it like when I was still living in Florida there was this place in
where I lived called the Marion market and it was like an indoor flea market
and aside like there's a lot like really cool stuff like like deeply deeply
disturbing inappropriate things people were selling but one of the things that was funny they
are selling was a lot of t-shirts of like hot Trump.
Like Trump with crazy mouth of the S if I am.
Yeah, yeah, the hot Trump's wearing adequate.
It's good that I put it.
They have bought Trump with the go-ty.
I didn't see that but I didn't see Trump's sons of amicus.
and so on.
Your cycle, you're riding your motorcycle.
Which sexy trump shirts that I get, I got the whole, the whole array.
But the whole rack.
And then you pass by a booth selling knives.
And you're like, oh, those have a...
That's awesome.
Yeah.
And then you leave the market very quickly.
Yeah.
Yeah, let's like...
Zoe's from Detroit and so like we'll go to Michigan a lot and it
really depending on the part of Michigan that you're in it is a complete
toss-up, the kind of people you will be running into, though we're like you'll
go in the one you know antique market or whatever and it's like oh wow you
know like a macho bowl and you know like all kinds of like very thoughtful like
and then you'll go the next stand over in the same market and it is just all Nazi memorabilia and it is truly a melting pot over there in some of the less densely populated parts of Michigan.
I've heard things about Michigan. That's where I was one time going through Zillan looking for houses before I read here and I was like,
Looking at this house for like 30 grand admission game when I clicked on it, they had a full ICP blanket spread
And the house also looked like it was falling down. Oh my god. It was incredible.
I'm 30 K.
So obviously it doesn't come with the blanket. It's like they're getting it. We'll separate the body with the blanket after a few hours.
So I now own a baby with the C.P. Blase.
I got like I don't like four pieces of ICP marriage. Let's crazy.
All bought for me, which is worse, I think.
They're chill, right? Like they're okay.
They're like, they are at the moment, okay.
I think it's chaotic, like you never really know.
Right, right, it's in flux.
Yeah, they got better, but they were definitely not.
I feel like the sins of their past are, are far too great to call them a good.
Yeah.
I've tried to assign this to you can't do that.
They've learned from that though, I can't do that.
Yeah, I can say the pro magnet though.
Yeah.
Hello, can you Pearl Harbor Harbor Bomber?
I'm going to fuck Pearl Harbor?
I can't talk man.
Yo, he wants to do Pearl Harbor Part Two and call it Pearl Harbor.
The vengeful spirit of Christy Known's dead dog, Benchier.
What a donkey con, conty lip syncing snake-ease.
What's going on there?
What's going on there?
Pre-association.
Yeah, well, I guess I could, like, you know,
like a Yassified DK doing this naked or son.
Oh, I'm okay. Sure what sneaky it is. The song is not of your solidity.
I'm not sure what sneaky it was. I saw them say it was your solid.
Oh, man, from day.
Guy who wears a Canadian flag t-shirt except it's a leaf of the weed.
There's no guys to do this, right? Yeah, there's no guys to do this everywhere.
Canadian anime wrapped cybertruck, Joe Rogan of the left.
1840s Edward reading a Christmas carol he's literally me
Wow, Scrooge was kind of the first like black-pilled-in cell
He was the Joker of the time. He was a man going his own way
Yeah, it is funny to think before it entered like the cultural lexicon somebody reading it for the first time and being like this guy is awesome
It's just out here like going, when are you gonna play Hall onite too?
Like it's the only thing they say on man, you got some funny chatters, man.
Do not, I mean look, they're getting drowned out.
They do get drowned out, absolutely.
I actually felt honored, I had faint bunny in my chat just the other day.
And dude, the faint bunny, five-wim, earth, whatever.
Twelve-angry men joke is one of my favorite things that has ever happened on this web time.
It's really good.
You gotta give respect words, dude.
Yeah, and they were begging the tell it for maybe four hours. Oh, dude
Fartmaster 18. I mean, I don't know if this is a sensitive subject for you since he completely crashed out in your chat like a maniac
He came into my chat and he was like hey Ricky what's up?
And I'm like what's up Fartmaster 18? How's it going man? And he's like I'm good and I I you know
I had to address it, but he I was like so like what's good man last time we saw you you had kind of an episode
And he was like, yeah, I just I just kind of want to be normal now and it made me so happy like he's
He really he I could tell he was like more and full for you like he just didn't want to be in that
You know phase of his life
Well, you know I hope he can they can they can be themselves in your chat. It's already over for them in my chat
Yes, I'll 100% 100% and I'm happy to give them his like sort of on-clave
the
of
the
of the
like five bands, oh no, I got to show the fuck out.
I think I'm realizing it's me in real time.
But also I was streaming Minecraft a lot.
So that's true.
That's really good.
I feel bad for like all the fucked up shit
that gets said in my chat.
My number one triggered a band.
So one is like saying, is he late today when I'm one minute
early?
That's like instant perm event.
I'll see you in the on-band request.
There's absolutely no justification for it whatsoever except that it hurts my feelings
Right
I used to I literally had the word late banned in my channel for a long time because it which it would dry me and
Saying what you really say that I'm late like though. I got stuff to do
I got banned for saying he was bad about it bilateral weight. Do I know you?
Oh, I can stop all I remember it that was two years ago. I remember you
Shit unknown entity
It's
Yep, that's crazy
I think I would come into my chat every three months specifically. He was on his special little
schedule that he liked. And he was completely harmless, but he would come into my chat and
deliver three random facts. And he would send them back to back in separate messages
And then he would say until I return in three months or whatever and he did this for I want to say like nine straight months
Oh
And then he finally came back one time when like I think I was like doing like a game show or something on my stream and everybody was like
You know, we were all kind of doing something and he came in and was interrupting the chat with his three facts
And I just banned him because I was just like
Just like, just come here and play along, you know, just like have a nice time.
But then he was in my unban requests and was like not entirely sure why I got unbaned.
Mostly just came to mention that to celebrate the birth of my first daughter.
That's not really a fast.
Yeah, I mean, it's not interesting.
I can't tell somebody to pay some guy on Twitch just had a kid.
Isn't that interesting?
I had higher on days than I came in and just like expand the bunch of words and I think it was like a Russian
And I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I'm just banning you. I know you're probably coming to go fuck myself
And like a minute later, everyone in chat is like, no dude, it says I really love your stream
I really love your stream
I don't know if I'm not gonna go fuck that's so damn
Yep
I mean, I had the when I first started streaming I had the
I had to put on the know the English only rule because I had a bunch of like
Portuguese teenagers coming into my chat spamming all of the Portuguese slurs apparently
I just so happened to have when I this was when I had like three viewers and one of my three viewers was
Brisilean and it was like hey, man, you're gonna want to ban them immediately
I think my favorite chat bit in golfing chat is the guy named
watching on huge delay, who will make a joke based on something that happened 20 minutes ago?
I mean they're still so many names change night names that get me to this day.
Dad's farm failed all my fault.
Yeah, name change night was truly special.
What was next to like so I had a moment where I was like, I had a moment where I was like,
I mean, we're being like, fuck, I haven't seen this chatter in it.
I hope they didn't just like, you forever.
And then I realized like, oh, no, they just named change nighted.
And now whenever I'm like, oh, I, this person doesn't have a channel anymore.
I'm like, no, how does a name change that?
So it's never me as what I'm saying.
I'm saying. Well, no one's ever quit my chat. Yes, the game changes like the mythical farm that all of our pets went to
Yeah, I truly can't believe that they banned the name
Dog that looks like aminance. Oh, yeah, I had to be come to all the listens to
Bullying Marshall too much to suggest that a dog might look like him. Yeah, I
The fuck oh, there you go. Oh, I
I had to I I'm still an email gel, I think because they they got rid of two of my emails and one of them was the stop sign that said stop
Morning right out bands for sexually suggested content
It's the exact opposite the exact opposite the other one was an email that said you will dice
and I wasn't one of my favorite emotes I did not believe that they got rid of that
they got rid of that one for bulletin and I have to assume people were just going to
the streamers chats and just dropping in a cage and they got a fuck which is awesome
it is awesome
if a first time chat with a bespoke emotes telling me I would die soon like that's
I would listen. My ass would listen. Oh, sorry. Oh, my god, that's real.
He wouldn't go there again, right? No, I thought it was a little too obvious. Yeah, I should have.
I should have given you more respect.
I'm assuming somebody is already covering going back top.
Oh no.
No!
This is so old, this is huge.
Oh my god.
It was looking so over.
And I see you in stuck watching ads, thank you.
Thank you.
Luigi was feeling bad man. He was on his hands and knees pounding the floor.
Yeah, he does. His like lost pose is him taking the craziest back shots in the world.
Alright.
Yep. I'll be going this way.
on the craves, yeah I want
by the wrong thing
no, I'll just get it by something else but
oh, if I need some trick traps
trapped build
right I'm going to put you on the spot here man
when you get back on the bizarre
just never get to happen I think
wow I think it's never going to
never
I just don't feel the pull to be honest.
I get it.
I genuinely don't blame you.
I felt the same way.
And then like, I like very subtly brought it up in my in my chat
and or in my stream and like half of my chat was all at once saying,
I'm on it, I'm on it.
I'm playing it.
It's really good.
It's really like it's like they were all playing it in secrecy.
And man, oh man, unfortunately it is.
I am I am really in the biggest way possible. It's yeah, it's really good. I have played like five or six rounds last two weeks
I say I was playing it a lot, but new magic the gathering set come out
So now when I'm not streaming using
Magic the gathering nice
Magical gathering yeah 32,000. Oh
Oh, leave people and people have gone have some news.
Please, this Christ. I have not checked.
Don't I damn nice work everybody?
I need to let sure that I go podcast and my well.
Hello.
32k that's 8k more than Bruno Mars had in 24k magic.
That's right.
I didn't have a word.
We're logging Bruno, the mobbing bremars.
All I knew about Bruno Mars until apparently he was just chibbly saying does Bruno Mars is gay, right?
That's a classic.
That's a classic.
That's the classic.
There's a lot in the world I only know because chibbly said it.
He really is like the he's an ultimate like kind of pop culture filter, you know?
I have so many like references and like videos that are that I hear in my mind in chibbly's voice because I've only just heard
him stimming on it on his stream and never send the actual original you know source
material
I love that
and use the elevator like I'm in Europe
You're a teen.
Might be something they do there?
It's not Jack.
You got to say the wall is a guess.
You got to pay to use the bathroom something.
I'm so lazy crazy cold shot.
I respect you.
You got a lot of questions marks in my chat, but...
Vingers crossed none of these 11,000 people are in Europe right now.
I like this one feels a little unwindable. I don't know what's it's unlike if if the person
doing the thing does the strategy they're gonna run and if they don't kid them
I'm gonna lose.
Right.
It's not really split it.
Except this one.
Oh wow.
Why are you saying fuck me?
I had to take my free space.
That's Christ Christ.
Oh my god.
You lost your land down.
Yeah, so in my hide the block thing, I did a lot of just like a annoying music and someone
just said, the little mermaid song stuck in my head because I said, I really fucked myself
with that.
Is it, uh, I can, uh, somewhat, I came to remember.
Is it under the seat?
It was under the seat.
I also, uh, I had a spot of it where it was, uh, a loop of the first half of the sponge
about a song? So was it like...
I really thought that's me out. It's good.
I just had to...
You're the boarder of quick.
Brian, what is Luna watching on repeat that is just like driving you completely insane.
OK, so there's a couple of things.
One, she's not watching it, but she has her own little profile on Spotify
So that she doesn't screw up her mom Spotify wrapped and
Right, she was pushed. She mostly listened. She was crashing out on the in December because the her most listen to artists was Bob Dylan
And that by this I mean my my five year old daughter is trash
So we like immediately had to get separate profiles set up
But she listens to this artist called ToadSings, which is just somewhat doing a mission of Toad,
screaming and sounding, and possibly thinking of.
It's not even the real Toad.
Not even the real Toad.
Wow.
And it's like the same structure as like diners, drive-ins, and dives.
Like they've been producing content for like two years, and there's 100 albums or something.
So it never runs out.
So that's pretty bad.
Everything else is all right.
That she's kind of in the adventure time,
which is as far as pretty good.
As far as cartoons go like that she could be watching,
it's pretty good.
That's really good.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Actually the worst thing is she's really into Star Wars.
So we're making our way through the originals.
And then I guess after that, I don't know.
We got the pre-cals.
I don't know if she's ready for the prequels just cause it's like episode one is like
it's so boring for like a hundred minutes.
No man, but I think I can indulge it in trust while she's a kid, but you're gonna
want to get that out of her real quick.
You know, you start to buy the time she gets to middle school no more of that.
I'm hoping she finishes the Star Wars by the time doing Messiah comes out because she'll be like
she might be six by then and then she'll be ready for that.
All right.
I still I've only seen a new hope.
That's the only one I've seen.
That is crazy.
I do not. I know everything that happens, you know?
Yeah, that makes it fun. It's going to be a pretty much family guy, a girl about chicken.
Yeah, all the time. I still have the DVDs. I put them all the time.
Toad sings reminds me of when I was a kid we had the jingle cats and the dogs albums.
Oh yeah.
I like at the time I was like, oh, this is awesome.
It's like dogs and cats barking the alley into the tune of Christmas songs.
And then in retrospect I was like, my parents must have fucking hated this because we were just playing 100%.
12 hours a day.
Yeah, during holidays.
I have exactly the same story.
I bought it from a scholastic book fair.
The jingle cats because we were a cat family.
And then after like two weeks, the CD was just broken.
And I think my mom was like, oh, I guess it just...
It broke.
Oh, I have it.
It was like 30 years old that I was like, oh, they broke it.
They obviously slept in a half.
You're half way through snapping Luna's K-pop demon hunter studio ever going, oh my god.
I get it, ma'am.
I apparently, I was very obsessed with Phil Collins trying to get his face.
I would put on a sentence and solve them all the time.
That's awesome.
Yeah, you know.
As a kid, I was, I fancy myself
or a real comedy fan.
And I listened to a lot of Adam Sandler's comedic.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, of course.
They're all gonna laugh at you.
Yeah.
Yes.
Lunch lady land was my class.
So.
Yeah.
This white so funny when our good friendship
started referencing Adam medium pace
disappear anyway viral on TikTok last year.
Oh really?
Yeah, and I was like, how do you know this song?
You're like 26 years old.
Wow.
I hate this one.
My vote is just more important, apparently.
Everything I vote for wins.
That must be nice.
I'm saying, especially here in America.
Yeah, they're, thank you.
Thank you for letting me out.
Yeah, because I was gonna have I was gonna have to say actually last time I voted in the city counselor by election
But the people I voted for one so listen look it up now is a nice feeling. That was a very nice reason
I didn't blew my mind
When it happened I was like the line-ups were so great. It took like two hours to vote
Yeah, and
That's so rude
I was looking at the average age of the people in line, and I was like we are
Fox! Where's the screw?
When the results came out, I could not believe it.
The municipal election later this year is going, I mean, that's going to be a very satisfying vote. I'm very excited for that.
I did do my requisite like one hour of research on all 82 mayoral candidates to figure out who I'm going to vote for.
Yeah, I'll do a crazy side of it there. At least in Vancouver it's just kind of I think if you pay like 200 bucks
You can just get on the ballot. Yeah, there's always the one going there's roller girl the one guy who until recently every year
His picture had to hitler mustache which was no
Not advisable just on an optics level. Yeah, you want me doing that
Oh this side this is a worst pipe in my life
I could give you worse.
Thank you.
I was waiting for someone to take that.
This is dangling in the air.
Yeah, you know what I'll buy another.
I'm a fronthand sucker.
Okay.
I've done 30, 34.
Okay, more.
Wow.
You're right.
You must be in a little bit.
Yeah.
Chad is opening today.
You've been through for three hours, vessel.
Yep, 3 hours in 20 minutes
That's the rest of it. We're still on pace with
$10,000 an hour Jesus
I was saying you can stop streaming if it ever dips below that
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we pulled the plug
Now not worth the juice not worth the squeeze and everyone tomorrow when I'm not fundraising for charity
We're bringing the same energy
I think I'm gonna be a good guy.
Nice.
Yes.
I want to finish the ball game.
I'm gonna hold up.
I'm a roller.
You guys ever win a nice prize and something like that?
I don't think so, man.
I kind of held the...
I guess this is probably not a really unique thing to think.
But I held the belief for a pretty long time that I'm the kind of guy that doesn't ever win anything.
anything. I'm honestly, so I feel like not to sound dramatic. I feel like I win a lot of
things and I think it's because it's like the karma being like you've been fucking
this guy. Right, yeah. You've got a form of bone. Right, right, right. Yeah. Yeah. But like
I want to go ahead. I was just like, I remember going to a casino. The Roosevelt race
waiting queens New York for my mom's birthday. And I accidentally put all of my money on
on digital media, on digital media, with all of my money
was like a hundred dollars off.
I was like, I'm fucked.
I started arguing with the attending.
I didn't mean to do that.
I wanted to bet five, not a hundred.
And she's like, I'm sorry.
I'll bet your final.
And then it fucking hit 24.
Oh, shit.
And I was like, this is the most money I've ever had
in my life.
It's like there's no other option.
And I was like, I was like 20, too, like I should have had more
money than that as an adult problem.
That's sick, dude.
I'm a fucking part.
I do feel like I've never punished.
Did you go game?
Well, in that.
No, I think I kept the original 100 and went and played
slot machines and I gave it back and read it.
Also, I did, I always do 24 on Relet because of Mr.
Show because it's the highest number.
That's right.
So how much was that, man?
How much can we expect to be added to the charity fund?
Man, the net is like, really bragged about how much you wanted
to have casino.
I had another one that's even crazier than that.
I'm not proud of where I'm going to keep telling the story even though I should be focusing on this.
17-way, like sports betting parlay.
So I was going through a real bad time around the time I moved here.
And I had at the time, I think someone gave me like a hundred dollars in crypto, maybe like $200.
And I was like, you know what, I want this fucking shit.
I'm going to get rid of it.
I've seen there's a lot of crypto casinos.
What's this new thing?
I went to one of them and went to a slot machine and won $10,000.
Oh my god.
And I really think it was God reaching down saying don't do it just.
Here's $10,000.
You've got something to learn for now.
It was a very...
Oh, oh.
Oh, oh.
Wow.
It was a very... there's a lot of turmoil in my life at that time.
And it fixed me.
If anyone has ever depressed to get $10,000.
Start gambling.
Yeah, if your life's ever fucked up does get $10,000 on that
I mean cuz if you're it does like
Logically and I'm not saying you should but logically it does make sense that if you are at rock bottom
You should start gambling because you have only up there's a chance
Yep, there's a chance. It's true. You rock bottom man
Man, I think I talked about it before
It's crazy. I mean, there's no there's no gambling in my city
except you can bet on horses. So there's casinos with slot machines that
base the odds of what slots hit are based on historic horse races. Yes, and it
shows well frame of a horse race at the end of your spin. So it's considered
that you bet on the horse race. And that's just so fun. It's crazy as you pull
I've ever seen the worst places that leave that like the laws are real to some of them yeah, yeah, absolutely
Also, I went there once my family was visiting they're like, let's go to the casino
I was like okay, it was one of the most
Disney places I've ever stepped into my life. It was really bad in there
I won one of those like guests how many jelly beans are in the jar competitions once
I don't know if it was $10,000 now the prize was the jar of jelly beans
I have a new heuristic for that. I was watching a nature documentary where they said that
When a baby koala is born when it crawls out of the birth canal, it's the size of a jelly bean
And then it goes into the pouch and continues to develop and then it adult it grows up into an adult and it grows 25,000 times its size
So, one koala is equal to 25,000 jelly beans and then you can scale from there.
Right, you'll be like this, this one feels like it's like one 12th of a koala.
One 12th of a koala, so you do the math exactly.
Interesting.
I guess you've found that more super-mammled.
$500.
Wow.
Amazing.
Thank you.
I've never been to a real casino aside from the time that I was in seventh grade
my family took the trip to Las Vegas. But I did bet every dollar I had in my winter car
on the digital slot machine in the gas station two last week and I was at the end of it,
I was only down 200 croners. So wow. Wow. That's good stuff. I mean, yeah, I can
I'm a blank card game.
I'm really, yeah.
This is my summer car.
My summer car and the winter car just came out.
I never played my summer car, but people were telling me that my winter car was made simply
as like a insane hard mode of my summer car.
And I can confirm.
It is very difficult.
I have like a
unreasonably high expectation of casinos.
I had my introduction to them was like something crafted in a lab to be as perfect as possible.
I lived in South Korea.
They built a brand new casino, but it's illegal for South Koreans to gamble.
So they built it just for foreigners.
Yeah.
Yes, they built a brand new casino just for me in the one year that I was there.
And for the first three months, they had soft launched it, so it was free food and free
drink every day. Oh my god. So we would just go and play like, you know, play the
slom machine for like 20 bucks and then just eat and drink for free for that
is like hours and hours. That is like literally dream scenario in terms of if
you're gonna be at the casino. I don't have a place. It's weird controls. I promise
This guy is on the ground.
He's tugging on that thing.
I'm gonna fuck it crazy, I don't know.
He got me.
And there's still 10 seconds that's far.
Cause like, there's no way I don't get you in 10 seconds.
It's impossible, there's no way.
Oh my god, this is so much fun.
Jesus.
Man.
I also remember going to,
I fell victim of the idea that Vegas
is cheap because everything subsidized by gambling,
but I think the end of the like before I was even 21.
Went there with my parents.
And I remember we went to a casino,
they had like $1 beers,
which even at the time was probably like five times cheaper
than one fifth of the average price of a beer.
And I went up to get around.
And they were like legally,
we can only sell you two beers at a time.
Would just seem like such a strange hypocrisy
to be like you come to our casino for free basically free alcohol, but also we can only give you
this much because we don't want you to get too drunk. Right. So I just walked it back to them
and then walked back like five seconds later and was like I'll take one more beer and they were like
here you go. I mean yeah I guess I think they probably want you to get drunk and waste all your
That would have shown.
That was always like a growing up, we did a lot of family trips to Atlantic City, which
I know sounds grim, but they would give you like free rooms because they wanted you to
gamble.
Yeah.
So, once I hit 21, like if you were just sitting at slot machines, you can get free drinks.
So, I would just go to the Penny Slots and just sit there very slowly gambling and be
and like, y'all take like, like, two old fashions.
And I felt like I was really, I felt like I was winning.
I was on top of the world.
Yes, you're, you're gaming the system.
Yeah, yeah.
I think I would really like a casino, which I think I'm,
I'm, you have, you have, you have, I do.
I mean, like notoriously, I, I get the brainworm any time there
is the opportunity to gamble in a game or any sort of digital space.
And I think if I was in in the real world in the casino, it wouldn't really mess with me.
My brain chemistry would be fully rewired.
It's brutal. Like I look recently, I don't know where it was just like, I want to go to Vegas and I'll say,
Ask you, yeah.
I mean, yeah. Me too.
I just can't do that stuff. I love playing poker too.
Like I would love to go to a casino and play something hard. No.
But, uh, but I shouldn't have put that there as a terrible shot, but uh, like I would love to
because you know to play poker, but I know me and I know that after getting obliterated in one game of poker,
I'm like, I'm just gonna say it in front of this lot, and then I'm really, so I can't do that.
God, I went to a place when I was in an apartment, there was like a legal poker room near me,
and I lived far enough and I lived in the villages, which is described as a Trump stronghold
and it's a retired mega city, but in my mind, I'm gonna go
to fleece these fucking tourists, I'm gonna go to poker
and destroy these old fox. And I sit down and I get rinsed,
like more rinsed than I've ever been in my life. And then through
talking to the guys at the table, there were two world series
of poker boys at all. It was a good with a lizard sunglasses,
not lizard sunglasses, Greg Raymond. It was, uh, they were two very old men,
But yeah, they were like the same as apparently retired to the Avengers and then they go there to free city. It's like
That's all right
This guy, wow, I forgot there's a guy who's known for Lizard Sundi. That's him. That's pretty good to do. I
Right, I think my biggest problem is like if I walk into the casino
know. I would without question immediately see myself as like one of the MIT college kids who
are like, I don't I'm not good at math. I don't know anything about gambling, but in my mind
I would know that I could do that. And I think that confidence is there they would ruin me off
for that con confidence we did that
I was in a casino
Oh please go
the last time I was in a casino was at twitch con Vegas and we're staying off strip in some shitty casino
and they had a movie theater in it and so we went to see killers of the flower moon
at like 11 p.m. and then it like 2 a.m. and coming out of that movie specifically
and walking into just a really shitty depressing casino.
Yeah. It was the weirdest people that I've ever had.
It was real brim.
I don't like the vibe of like, you're like eating breakfast
this 730 in the morning and there's like a dad with his kids
and the dad is drinking a beer and you're like,
oh, yeah, it's tough.
Pick a cock cross bridge.
I don't know.
Yeah, that's it.
That's a completely surely. I mean you gotta get a little bit of that on the cruises though, right?
Oh, not on the Disney cruises, believe it or not.
We do see some bad night time. You see some people getting a little crazy.
And you see a lot of intoxicated adults yelling at their kids for sure.
But not not so much debauchery, not another vagus level of debauchery for sure.
Oh, oh, I like this game because we could be here forever.
True? Yeah, true. That's true.
That's true.
That's true.
You pick a, I'm coming.
I'm coming.
How many people was that out?
Yeah, me and Stephen.
Bip, bye, Bip.
Oh, there's some good ones here.
I only want to, I picked one I can't even fucking.
I can't do it, this is going to go away.
That really makes me.
I only went to Vegas once and I was 20 years old so I couldn't gamble it.
It was for a comedy festival.
It was pretty good though.
Oh my god.
Just actually jossle the memory that I have I'm forced to confront now after nothing to you about it for like a decade and a half
I would go on vacation to my parents and they would always get got by like the this
Do's on the street who are like snapping business cards not for the brothels
Which is like the Vegas classic, but they'd be like hey there's a comedy show like obviously the guys who are doing the
Sales they get like a cut when you go there because there's like a two drink minimum or something like that
So they were, it happened in New York and then happened in Las Vegas.
My dad was like, hey, we don't need to look up a good comedy show.
We'll just go to this one that the guy on the street told us to go to.
And then the first food came out and it was classic like, I hate my wife comedy.
And the crowd was eating it up.
And then a lady came out and was stripping.
She came out and she did like that of food.
Strip show and then another comedian came out and did like another set almost exactly the same as well
The first thing you were how old I was 21 exactly. Okay, that's pretty sick
I
I recovered but it was a little unusual
I went to Vegas and all I saw was David Copperfield and I do wish there was no there was no stripping or hating my wife
comedy. That's got him so simple. He's the go-to, right? He is kind of the go-to's
the thing. I mean, I don't know, some of you guys might be able to relate to this as,
well, I'm like, I don't know, I think I'm necessarily taking a leap here, but we're all
men who are obsessed with receiving attention, right?
I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-There was a time in my life where I was like, you know what? I'm gonna
learn close-up math course. I literally bought a like online step-in-one. Yeah, it's so
I say I'm so mad. I wasn't as close in the evening thought into my picks.
That was me. That's wild. Anyway, I did buy an online course for like $300 to learn how to do
that's so awesome. Yeah, I don't remember any of it. So where did that $300 go, you know?
If you guys know about my clown history, I don't know if we were to talk to all of you.
Only a little. No.
So my grandma was a teacher and when she retired she became a magician and a clown.
Sorry, I laughed too hard.
Yeah, that was a lot of fun.
It was like for children's parties and so that she freelanced it.
So I learned how to do a lot of magic and some face painting and some of the
I've got like, I've got clowns.
That's awesome.
That's awesome.
It's amazing.
It's so cool.
I also got so one day I'm having a Marby Cure.
I used to have a Q-D-Barbecues when I lived in New York.
I've got like 30 people over.
I was doing band stuff.
So it was like all friends from bands and shit.
And I lived at my grandma.
I look at, I'm like, oh, grandma's talking to my friend Cody.
That's me.
I'm a grandma in this amazing house.
And I walk up and like, what are you doing grandma?
I'm actually like talking to Cody.
I'm like, yeah, I see that.
Yeah, you guys know each other and she was like, yeah, I didn't see it was a baby
I was like the fuck and that's where I learned that Cody's mother was also a clown
and they were both in the same clown union
Wow and when my grandma would take me to clown meetings, me and Cody would hang out as like babies
And say oh my god, it's a small clown
You're kind of ingratiated in the clown community
I am and Cody I'm Cody for this tattoo
I can't see it, so I have to imagine it's a new clown.
Yeah, it's a clown with a balloon on your pussy.
Charlotte says I had a magnet up my sleeve for most of secondary schools so I could make coins vanish.
Oh, that's so cool.
That is a big group.
I have an unfortunate amount of respect for clowning that I really need to sort of train myself
out of.
And you'd think that it would have been beaten out of me because I literally went to college
for comedy writing and performance.
And there is there was a pretty large subset of the student body who really got interested
in clowning. And boy, if you have ever seen a bad comedy show and felt awkward at the
person doing a bad job, it is an multiple orders of magnitude worse to watch somebody do
bad clown, because they don't even like, there's not even any like a damping that you can do
to soften the bomb. You know, you can't be like, well, so anyway, what else is going on? You know,
like it is it is the most painful shit I have ever sat there in my life.
Yeah they kept you crowdwork.
No you haven't been a really tiny car recently.
What's the list of deal with big red noses?
Also the name of the clown union is Aleukes.
That's pretty good.
it's also used to call it when you pooped your pants after you ate too many bake the
ladies
that's real that's true that's true wow
who's he going to be sorry just because I told that the alley you're just
Yeah, I do it's Tom Walker is a professionally trained clown, right? He is him dude.
Yeah, I respect Tom. He actually, he trained with the like the old mind that's in the video with Hillary Clinton.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he's going on says that only boys can do clown because if you come home and your costume is dirty as a boy
Your parents will still love you, but if you do it as a girl your parents won't love you
Yeah, that was like just that was his teacher
Yeah, that was really literally that is how he learns to clown is from that gentleman
I didn't know that that's incredible
Oh
No, what if I give it right back
Oh, no
I'm taking all the money back.
It's a pretty $7,000 by the way.
What do you send me down there?
I swear.
Switching to grief from microbiology to clowning.
Thank you.
Justin's grandma and the ICP.
Thank you.
Mentally stable.
Twitch if you were 250 bucks.
Wow.
That is great.
My brain sort of auto-filled.
filled that name. I stopped listening after I see and I thought the name was
Justin's grandma and I see you and I'm like Jesus.
Anyway glad it's not that I'm really happy it's not that you made me look at my phone
I was like, I'm magic.
And anyway, he's not that good at magic, okay?
Yeah.
Yeah.
So you know, the colors didn't give me that part.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I found a fun little story.
I was playing in bands one day, the Strap Walk to my guitar broke.
And I was going to play a show.
So I needed a strap that didn't have Strap Walk.
And the only place to go was monster music on the island, famously owned by Chris
Angels.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I the only guitar strap, the only guitar strap you had for sale had a bunch of chili peppers on it
So I bought that guitar strap to go play nice show. That's awesome
Mind free to me just I know I've told you this but I think about it all the time
How it I was in first year of university. I saw that Chris Angel video where it's for the lady and half
And the top half crawls away and the bottom half also crawls away.
I was so scared for like five, not that long but long enough to be like embarrassed by like that can't possibly make sure.
I mean like as a kid I was obsessed with magic as well which is why I ended up buying the course but like
I would watch mine freak with my dad in the living room and I have it's like one of these childhood memories where like it is like an a moment of intense emotion
So it is just like permanently sealed on my brain
But I was watching Chris Ainge, but we were watching Chris Ainge with mine freak and I don't remember exactly what I said
But I was like this is real this I can't believe he can actually do this and my dad just goes you really think this is real
I failed. I didn't even. That was a good option. I had not ever felt before is being
like megged by my own father. That's brutal. I like someone in chat saying I never considered
Chris Angel had parents. He crawled out of the pits underneath eyes and guard. You guys
There have been to a Chris Angel breakfast lunch and pizza.
No, I've never heard of this.
It's his restaurant outside Vegas and I think his whole idea was, well, I love breakfast lunch
and pizza.
He calls it cabbilt, like he calls it Chris Angel's breakfast lunch and pizza.
He will call it cabbilt, cabbilt, oh my god.
making your stupid name and making it even stupider.
I watched a pretty good YouTube video about how Chris Angel was like kind of
psychosectually obsessed with David Blaine to a really pathetic degree and was like kind
of, yeah, they're not psychosectually, but constantly going on radio shows and being like,
oh, David Blaine, you're a hack, yeah, David Blaine, you suck and like they've been
literally never once mentioned him and like uh just kind of interesting to
re-contextualize my goat like that, you know? Like, really, I
believe I thought the shit you were doing was real man.
I'm looking at the Chris Angel Breakfast Lunch and Pizza Man, you know, and I forgot.
It has a section that says the heading is you're getting sleepy, but sleepy is
crossed out and it says appetizers.
I'm not even hungry, which would be the obvious thing to take there.
That's crazy.
What a change of.
That is incredible.
And this, this restaurant is still open, and I'm supposed to believe that like 80% of restaurants
close in the first year.
I think it's still open.
Yeah, no, it is.
Somehow still open.
That's so awesome.
Insane.
I think I saw a slow pukes say they posted on Instagram for the first time in three years.
Yes.
Oh my god.
And of course, I hope you can follow that rest time.
Yes, of course.
Okay, wait, this is so sick.
So I'm looking at now the the cabal.
Merchant dice.
They of course have one that says forget Vegas.
I'm an overton of Nevada eating with Chris Cowboys,
bikers and aliens.
They have, don't whine drink beer.
I mean, all of these just also have like eatBLP.com.
You'll want to pizza me for a good time call
and then I assume what is their phone number.
And then they just have proud America
with an American flag superimposed.
I mean, it's, I just have the point out quick.
This has been a three-star turn for me.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
I'm gaming.
We gotta stop this guy.
I'm over here with you.
Chris Angels, breakfast, lunch and pizza menu.
Is that real slow-pute?
He now has his own ice cream line called Mind Freeze.
Oh, that's good.
That's awesome.
I mean, that seems like a more natural path than you are becoming appetizers.
Yeah.
That's...
I do not want to become appetizer.
So the dessert section is called dessert.
It's a die-for and there's one dessert on it and it's called Mr. Smiles.
That's just crazy.
You can't be calling anything Mr. Smiles unless you're riding like a horror movie.
Does it have a die-for?
Mr. Smiles with an emotive of a smiley.
Yes, that's good.
Oh, who's watching the crystal angel podcast series?
It sounds like something we would do.
It sounds like something a lot of people.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Those were fucking rough.
That was real bad.
I think it was one of those, because yeah, Tom Schriem's late.
So I think I was in like a, like a deez.
And one of those, like, did I, I think I woke up the next day
and like, like, dream this?
I guess I didn't really think it's really strange. I would have imagined that, like,
Pristangel's breakfast lunch and pizza would be like in any way, like magic or like got
goth themed or anything. It's just like a shitty looking diner.
There is a cartoon, there is a caricature of Chris Angel on the drawing on the menu and it looks like he paid someone $15 on Guy Online to draw the O.C.
Chris's bag of tricks.
cool. Ricky, can you go to the very bottom of the menu and read the quote from Chris?
Yeah, absolutely. Let's see. It's really long.
Okay. Family is everything. It's how I discovered this amazing place and the incredible
Moapa Valley community. I'm so honored to share with you the incredible talents of my family
and friends by providing books. I don't know. You know what? I'll take it. Why not? By providing
a wonderful dynamic selection of the highest quality foods, desserts, and spirits for you
and your family.
Enjoyment.
We look forward to dining with you at Cabel, pronounced, oh sorry, pronounced Cab Lip,
semicolon.
Okay.
Great.
Here's the good eating fun and a bit of magic.
From Chris.
Well, I'm sure also you can reserve the magic room or love table for that special occasion.
Yeah.
You can fuck on it, but everyone's like eating it.
Oh, and...
Yeah, this feels off your naked body.
Oh, that's pretty good.
Anybody got any of this really coming up?
Yeah, please.
Take your loved one to cab live.
I've never really conceived of Chris Angel as a being.
as a human that was like like was born as a baby and got older and that was even older than the last time that I thought of them
yep it's crazy to think that like once the cameras were off he just like you know gotten his Karola and drove home
you know like that's that's weird to think about
I forgot about night night. I just got to do it like 25 more times but he seems like
the sort of thing that like just spawns when you take too long the beta level.
Oh god.
Oh, he's looking at Chris and he's like, oh my god, what's that? What's that? What's that mean?
Yuri Gellers, the guy who pretended to bend spoons.
I guess he was really bending them.
You've just used him in hands.
I really didn't get her as first.
It's not Yuri Gellers.
Thank you, Yuri.
Thanks.
This is...
Long Island wants you back just.
I think this is their nation right there.
I'm not reading that one.
There's a lot of these are like now.
I'm sure I don't need that.
Wait, you see that there's like a picture of Guy Fierre going around where he looks
in normal.
Is that real or is that like an AI generated joke?
I've not seen it.
He posted it.
I haven't seen it.
He looks crazy.
Oh, it's a Super Bowl ad.
Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah.
No spoilers please.
I'm not sure.
I'm excited for the, I mean in Canada we get the best you roll out.
We get the same CTV, co-eat procedure all.
Yes.
Like 50 times.
I'm going to copy him.
I'll paste it into the general cat and just serve it.
I can't wait to see what's going on on Hudson and Rex.
That's true the rookie the rookie is gonna be they're making big plays. Oh my god
Lawn what I want now as well. Oh forgot about Lawn or
That looks like a super bowl add that Ryan Kranshti is gonna show up in
That's gonna he looks like gonna piss me off a little bit
He looks like a congressman paying for an abortion for his mistress that
That is an unbelievable turn for my boy guy.
I feel that is not that I had a lot of respect for my guest,
but I always liked them, but it made me lose a lot of respect for him.
See?
I just look at him differently now.
I think it's got to be how people like that.
It's like I shaved my beard once,
and I could feel how everyone who watched me in chat
and my partner for time being like,
Oh, damn, sorry.
I don't know.
I'll never look at you this day.
It's now I've seen that there's a boy under all that beard yeah, I just got like a I look at a six foot two 11 year old boy
On my stream a couple of times, but
My father
Shaves his eyebrows and always has for my entire life at least and it is kind of a a thing that I
I have gotten to witness multiple times with multiple different people and like different partners
of mine or whatever, where they don't ever realize until the moment I tell them, hey, have
you noticed that my dad doesn't have eyebrows because he shapes them off.
And then it is like the protagonist of a lovecraft story who has glimpsed the beyond and they
can never look at him the same way because it really is so jarring once you realize that
he looks like, sorry, a little bit of a mutant, not to be rude to my, you know, I, I got
an arrangement, but it looks pretty crazy. It's just like, it's just like, it's just a style choice.
I have, I have no idea why he does it. My mom told it to me, and I had this moment when my
mom was like, have you ever noticed that your dad shaved his eyebrows? My mom who divorced him when I was
to so that that was sort of I think maybe leverage you know cut to kind of get one
up and yeah and then everything debacle um but yeah no it I don't know and she
doesn't know why I think it's just how he likes it to be I though I really don't
know it is crazy I thought at least maybe he was like drawn drawn them on
I'm gonna cancel on him all the time. No, no, not at all
As long as it's not a game where I have to mash I stay in the chains
That's right, you should just get laser saving a lot of trouble in the long run. Yeah, yeah
Oh fuck this man, yes, I remember how it works. I remember that
No
That might be that not be enough. I'm going crazy. I'm going fucking crazy. I don't know
What the fuck? Oh my god. Oh, no
Oh
Wait a second
the
of
the
of the
of the
Oh, right, all right, easy, you know what to be that excited, yeah, we hit 40k, y'all
I'll be 40.
And literally at the 4 hour mark.
At the 4 hour mark.
We're still on the bench.
Jesus, you guys are popping the fuck off.
I don't know.
I know it's been popping off today.
Thank you.
Chris Angel Scout leader.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Well, some guy here.
is this really the first
jambory body of the whole day it is yeah why should
and for the right one of the last two seconds
we were doing two of the long time
which is the yo I don't think I've ever oh I know it's the fucking race the race man hate this one I'm very bad at it
I think usually it's uh, Apollo is always Yoshi's exactly
the
cool man put the
great
incredible
I have a white he didn't eat that
I'm
my capture card is eating shit right now
yeah
oh no
I hate this.
I'm getting there on the perfect line. Let's fucking go dude. I've got this shit in the bag.
It's giving me a sip of the apple. He was even taller.
Seriously like a avant-garde camera rip on this one too.
Yes, the camera is unbelievable.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Just a nice one to let you know that I am blind.
So you can rate when you're done, which it looks like she might be.
To make the movie.
And then we're at it.
And you can leave it around that.
We're on the final turn.
Okay, great. Ricky and Stephanie, are you going to stick around to play lethal with me?
I would lie with you. Yes.
Yay. Thank you so much.
I know awesome.
Great. Good to talk about the charity for a moment.
Yeah, sure. Yeah.
So the charity is the one who's done this in Minnesota that they are hosting the immigrant
who can rapidly fall asleep on, which means they are getting the funds to effect
to communities, people who can't leave their home.
I've been in touch with the charity and they said that they are going to get the
funds there as soon as possible they are giving out grants on a weekly basis so it's
truly like the fastest way to get money.
So where are these to go?
Thank you so much everyone.
I can't fucking believe how much money you've raised.
It's unbelievable.
I also just want to say I see a lot of people in Ryan's chat saying they hate you.
You're more than welcome to join with me.
Well, I appreciate the offer.
I try not to take that stuff on the right side of the screen too seriously.
Right, right, right.
Yeah, this has been absolutely wonderful.
You know, I didn't think we could do a stretch goal for me, which is,
I could be at Chris Andrewsburg's lunch and pizza in about four hours.
Wow, that's huge.
I'm gonna jump off and get my stream but I'll see you all in a month.
Bye bye.
Bye
Fuck was that
I didn't want to tell her but there's no shot. She's getting the magic room as a walking. It's just not
That's a way too short now. Yes
Oh, change everything
That really hit.
We got it. We got it. Take out. No, really. Well, no, he's got no. Yeah, yeah.
Every dollar your worst man. Oh
This is a close game. It is. It is.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, the bonus stars will truly decide it
Right night night. Is it two bonus stars? I think it's too. Yeah
This is huge for me. Oh no, this is horrible. Oh, this fucking
Oh my god, oh my god. Oh my god, the bonus star will be the damn
Yeah, I'm getting two golden pipes right here
This is the jelly beans. Oh, you're a good one
That's right, I can only use one anyway. Yes, yeah
That is that is kind of fucking crazy bad that went down like that
Well, sorry guys. Oh
You got one of those upside down maps.
you
intense concentration yeah I
thought I like I refuse to go
to K to the end I have the piece so bad
but it's yeah I mean too I think
I had a huge coffee and a smoothie
this morning and it's just
really well what kind of kind of
smoothie
Uh, I did blueberry banana kale with a honey and Greek yogurt.
Nice.
Yeah.
They're going to get on this movie train.
Movies are sick, man.
Yeah.
They're great.
Yeah.
It's amazing how little I have to do to like convince myself that I'm, I am like, the
pinnacle of health.
I ain't my oatmeal for like two days in a row and I'm like, dude, I'm, I'm good.
I'm set for life, you know.
I really like to do any things from Chris Angel's mind crack.
I think I think I think the Canadians have to explain this one.
Okay.
Name is NAW kind of a new burger, Greg Bovino drowning in a dishwasher burger.
Okay, well I don't know why the dishwasher stuff.
NAW Canada has like the burger family, right?
So we've got the Papa Burger, the Mama Burger, of course the teen burger.
The team or team.
The team.
The team with team sauce.
Oh, yeah.
I know.
But it's really good.
Okay.
If I were to attend here, I'd get a star.
I get to buy two fucking stars.
Well, that, you know.
My dreams are there.
Oh, I didn't get the steel Yoshi even in the sun.
I know.
So I'm just trying to really hand up that I'm having a bad turn.
Oh.
It couldn't happen to a better guy.
I just can't believe this is how I find out Americans don't have the burger family.
No, the old US is like, it's like the worst fast food in the US and they don't have the burger family.
Oh no.
A different company.
It sucks.
I'm afraid I'd be such a fan on the ordering teen sauce at every restaurant, you know?
I just don't even know.
Oh, we're over 45,000 insane, oh shit, yeah we are insane and think of that if real
library and thank you library, the 350. Wow library, thank you. A thousand bucks
some are you? Oh y'all been going crazy, I'm sorry I've been, I'm sure no one
And I know when once we did this,
he said, he's reading and doing those over there,
everyone talking.
Y'all have gone crazy today, thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I saw, I randomly, I got the,
the mama Liz's chili oil guy on my Instagram
real algorithm, he said.
He do add, yeah.
Yeah, to do add boomer.
And I went to his profile for the first time.
I've only sort of taken him in by Osmosis.
I went to his profile for the first time,
and in his description, he is, you know,
rattling off his bone of feet as,
and the last line of his description on Instagram
is,
bother of Mr. Suck in the fuck.
And I don't know that,
apparently apparently his son
has a fitness Instagram like influencer page
and he calls himself Mr. Suck in the fuck for some reason.
Just, you know, just so you know how deep the family ties go.
That the web boomer is father of Mr. Suckin' Fuckin'
That's what he didn't even mean when he was like a kid.
No, no, no.
Okay.
No, not his given name.
That's in credit shit.
I gotta see some of his videos.
Yeah, yes.
For all the guys.
I've been trying to get better at both of those.
Oh, I forgot you can punch.
That we got a truce.
Oh, it was a damn fast.
I saw him across the line.
Oh, shit.
That was sick.
Mr. suck and fuck.
I tried to glean why his name is Mr. suck and fuck.
And he just posts like fitness and health figures.
Incredible.
I couldn't even figure it out.
Oh, my god.
Oh, let me get her.
That's crazy.
It's like the the fucking is whatever the sucking has a certain implication
Right, yeah, I got all shapes got to be safe
Yeah, I guess I hadn't even considered that that this the implication that the sucking I mean
It it points in a very specific direction where fucking is just sort of like you know unilateral. Yes
Oh, sorry I went to hell. Oh, that's all good.
Oh God, this one is just fine.
I could be shooting single either, too.
It really makes you way to wild, but she's not.
Oh, she's just my- I got a lot of like-
Like my shit lag wait my I also like okay, so it's probably the internet. It's the game
Yeah, it's just a Nintendo. I'm fucking again
Oh, God, you did that. No, no, no, no, it was you're close right at the finish line
Unstoppable force oh
My god, it's all that it and it wow
It's not the bonus, it's the bonus, it's the bonus, it's the fucking graph.
While the Ouija's going crazy, man.
I've never even noticed before.
You haven't noticed it's kind of chillin' mostly.
He's tweaked, man.
Oh
Oh the fewest spaces oh
Oh my god, hey, hit that he's tied for first. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god
Give me one more, so we all tie for first step Ryan
Yeah, I think this one's gonna be me
Just inclares it
Taking it home. Nice work, Ross. Thank you. Thank you. He's gonna be the winner.
He's the slowest. He's the slowest. I hope it's me. I hope it's me.
Yeah, it's, yeah, it's.
What a hell.
Awesome.
That's.
Oh, beautiful.
You won the mall.
I now own the mall.
That duck, God.
What a dream, you know.
Let's see.
Let's see.
Let's see.
Let's see.
Let's see.
Let's see.
Let's see.
Let's see.
Let's see.
Let's see.
Let's see.
good as I did because this is this is not I'm not very good at Mario Party
I specifically jambbery I mean what the hell is the ambaloo ward man is it
Amber is kind of like somewhere to use for someone who's just kind of moving around with
both herpence yeah I have one one less minigame than just a man that was really close
and that's crazy wow nice man yeah that's the word for the guy who couldn't really figure
you're out what was going on here.
Well, thank you for joining me.
Everybody.
Absolutely.
Ryan, big shout out.
Thank you so much for joining us.
No, it's my pleasure to be here.
Thanks for inviting me.
Thanks for assuming that I would be ready in my name, which I know took a lot of faith.
Yeah, you know, I believe in you the whole time.
Well, I hope you guys have a good rest of your stream.
Keep them momentum rolling have a lot of fun raise a lot of money for a good cause
Thank you. Thanks Ryan. All right later guys
That was fun gamers. I'll be right back
Legally I have to tell you you should watch the rest of the marathon
They are going to be at twitch that TV slash lip-chon playing lethal company with the rest of the fellas that I was just playing Mario party with
And then they're going, I don't know how long they're going for, but I'm going to say
all day, because I've lost the link where they are going to keep, they're they have
the schedule.
But everybody that is in the Gookrue is going to be doing a little bit of streaming
today to raise money for a good cause.
So don't watch me, go watch them till midnight eastern time.
Okay, so that's like 10 hours from now.
That's all day as far as it beats like me as concerned.
said I will go to the bathroom and I'll be back to play something else. See you in just a minute.
I'm going to be playing something new probably but first I have to read an email to make
Make sure I can play the thing that is new, to make sure that I read the email right.
Let me read this email properly.
This is the email, okay.
It can be streamed with no restrictions immediately.
That's freaking huge, okay.
It's non-ugienics.
I forgot how to spell.
I forgot how to spell any word.
That's the word, great thing.
and then let's go, let's go, let's go, it's swag Thursday.
Out of respect for the charity,
I took Mr. Nobac here, out of my title.
But I do want to be called Mr. Nobac here,
so I'm gonna put that back in there.
Wait, you're so real, it's not Wednesday,
it's Thursday and I wrote Thursday.
I wrote Thursday the first time.
Father, father of Mr. Nobac here. That's what I should call my dad.
Mr. Year old PC, I literally got it in October. That is, I guess technically it is a year ago.
But also, it's only three months ago. I'm going to choose to use the three-month interpretation.
and a baby stays a newborn for like a year.
Even though I have a child,
I'm fuzzy on the newborn to baby to toddler to kid,
to taught, to tween, to adolescent,
like I'm not sure 100%, I don't know, how long,
how long is a baby a newborn?
First 28 days.
and
however the stages often colloquially extended to the first two to three months and they really said
get your newborn ass job or something like that you get to relax for twenty eight days and they're
like okay get the fuck out there
Jesus man
that's so crazy you can have a baby on the january second and i'm january thirty first
they're like well hope you enjoyed your break
Let me close this up, let me load this up, make sure it works.
Just Korea also had a year on to your birthday, yes, but I think they're starting to stop
it to fit in with the rest of the world, but yes, in Korea when you were born, the day
you were born you were one year old.
patching that they're patching the birthdays over there.
Because you're in your first year, what is kind of crazy?
I mean, I, not to be the guy who thinks the West has done one thing, right?
But to me it makes sense that when you have a one candle on your birthday cake,
you're celebrating having been alive for one year.
Like, I don't, if you were running a 5K,
I don't think you get to say, like, I'm on,
you know, kilometer one.
You got to, you got to run a kilometer
before you get to the 1.0, you know what I mean?
But he is the first kilometer, I get it.
So they, they, they front, they eat the dessert first.
But if anything, it actually does not provide you with a birthday at all now that I think about it.
It really doesn't matter all that much.
He has excited for the year of the horse.
What game is he going to play?
Give me a second then.
I made a huge mistake. I told my mom last weekend. I haven't been sick in a while, so I was
doubtlessly. I got sick this week. As soon as the words left in my mouth, I said, why would I say that?
And now I got to blow my freaking nose. Holy cow, give me a second here.
That didn't mean for that sound to be so loud.
I'm back. Mr. Blow my nose and like a fool, I walked over to the tissue box, got
the tissue and brought the tissue back. When I easily could have just brought the whole tissue
box back and then it would save me a walk in the future.
chat, pop that on the game, then below the stream we'll tell you the name of the game.
This isn't like the current state of gambling in the United States where you just look
for a brand new crypto wallet that made a huge bet on something in geopolitics and then
go all in on that. This is like, this is a sure thing, man.
Those are sure things, too. Yeah, I realized halfway through that that didn't make the analogy.
Probably I made the analogy backwards.
Mm-hmm.
It's a nice marker.
It can't even court.
Game was replaced something new today, and I'll be honest, this was not on my radar in the
slightest.
Then I got an email from my manager who said, hey, a lot of people have been talking
about this game, and they emailed you to say you can play the demo and check it out.
The demo, the marketing for it was very interesting.
Can I tell you what really grabbed my attention?
First off, it is a surreal strategy game.
It has like a eight bit NES style aesthetic to it,
which I'm a bit of a sucker for, but also secondarily.
This is what got me.
It said additionally, I don't know what is a private thing,
so I can't read this out loud.
But suffice it to say they basically said,
if you need help with the demo,
Here's like a scavenger hunt that you can go on, complete with quest givers and NPCs
to get help with how to play the game.
And I was like, that's awesome.
That's a great idea.
They did not say like, here's a link to a document with that will give you talking points
for how to play the game.
They said, you need to go here, find the specific quest giver that I believe is a real
person trying to be a quest giver and like solve a riddle.
And then maybe someone will help you, which I think is very cool.
So I didn't know I don't really know what's going on, but I think they are going to have
a demo in Steam next fest, which is starting in early February.
And we're going to give it a try and see what we can figure out, man.
A man's step-son stage and taps a microphone.
Good evening.
Before we begin the game, there's a few announcements.
First, due to unexpected circumstance, the part of the player will be performed by an
under study.
a couple of audible groans and one muffled booer up from the audience.
Now now there's no need for that.
This kid may not be a star yet, but I've seen her rehearse, and I can guarantee that
she'll impress you.
I'm used to the booze that doesn't bother me.
She may not have had time to memorize any of her lines, but well, neither of any of you.
That's pretty good.
You know what?
I don't know if I'm maybe the only person on earth who seems final tapped to.
The one joke that really got me in a movie that was otherwise like not that good is when
And they were getting the personal training and the personal trainer said, I'd peeped
to your guys' birth certificates and let's just say the candles are starting to cost
more than the cakes.
I thought that was a classic little Christopher Guest type line.
Second, we'd like to warn you that this production features a significant amount of
obscenity.
But before all the parents and the audience begin covering their children's ears, no this.
This stage is enchanted, such that the obscenities can only be heard by those of sufficient
emotional maturity to handle hearing them. And finally, the waiting room would like to issue
an apology for failing to complete the script before this performance. They're working on it as I
speak, so it's my pleasure to announce that tonight's performance is also a race. Who will win?
The writer's furiously working to finish the script or the performers attempting to perform it,
I can't answer that question, but I can announce that the race begins now. We hope you enjoy the game.
It's hard to stuff they were doing on Studio 60 on the Sunset strip in 2007, bro.
So, where should you start?
You were walking through the woods.
When the world around you shattered.
Holy.
This was both alarming and inconvenient.
I salated on a lone stretch of ground, you were transphixed as the broken landscape began
to rearrange itself.
I see, okay, so there's an element of match three here.
Your eyes follow trees and hills, collapsing in lines of three years of the fours you
knew were not becoming carefully untangled.
You dare not move from your position as the ground beneath your feet covered in anticipation
of shatter and further.
I might be the goat.
You pass the time this way for who knows how long.
Okay, that means we have to have some fun.
By the way, I'm not an expert on mesh 3, so have mercy with me here for a minute.
I'm also in the type of beast that like sees a match and takes it until the court slid
into view.
At first, you won't sure you could trust your eyes, but there was a great shining structure
among the roiling landscapes, something stable and enclosed as shelter.
You kept your eyes on it, hopefully hoping it would draw close enough you might peer inside
and if it's windows.
Easy. Look at that. And just as it came near the shattered landscape
lurched, with little warning, the forest snap back together as if someone
had pulled the knot of reality tight once again.
Except by now it wasn't the forest you knew it was hardly even the forest.
You stood stretched and began the hike towards the court.
Oh my god there's more, there's more stats.
I will, you know what, sorry, not sorry to intrude here.
I will turn the game volume down, just ever, ever so slightly.
If I can figure out how to do this, which I should at this point because I've been streaming
since like 2012 or something.
There you go, that should be good.
Later while the sun hovered low over the horizon, there was a feast within the walls of
the court.
Hoping to avoid any attention, you sought out a more isolated part of the hall, an empty table
near an exit where no one would pay you much mind.
A sound plan, except, guards.
The hall was soon overflowing with people and your table was no exception.
The young man seated to your right began engaging you in idle conversation.
The weather, how you found the meal, the role of the individual in a society, how you
prefer to make your bed these sorts of subjects.
Eventually he inquired about how you came to arrive at the court, which answers my question
quite thoroughly, while raising many more he says as you conclude your tale, but for
give me you haven't finished your story, have you?
You admit there's a bit more, though you've yet to make sense of it.
The people within the court were earnest, but odd.
or arrival you attempted to get some answers about your whereabouts and the strange circumstances
outside except they spoke mostly in riddles in nonsense didn't they? Can I say something?
This is like a Barney Stinson Facebook profile photo. I don't know of Barney Stinson ever
consumed wine on how I met your mother but it's giving Barney Stinson right here. This is like
VGA CGA Tandy, old PC graphic, Barney Stinson, Facebook profile photo,
circa 2007 slash 1991.
Let's find out where you are, okay.
It's giving sleeves.
Let's, let's get them up.
That seems sensible.
A parent front of the A Blackboard Discussing Magic, a woman in a helmet doing
your taxes at a picnic table, a man resting on the shade of the wall or a small cat bathing
in the sun to top the walls.
There appeared to be a seminar of some sort taking place in the courtyard.
A seminar imagined if you understood the textbook on the blackboard completely.
So okay, first you take a metaphor, then you stretch it really thin, right?
Like really thin.
So thin you forgot its original purpose, then you inflated, right?
Just inflate the metaphor, I prefer to use my lungs for that.
And as it's inflating you twisted, like hang on, like so.
You still following, I think so, and hold on.
Ta-da, there, it now resembles a dog, a delight for children and such.
So what happened to the metaphor?
It's a lovely little balloon dog now.
I see.
I'm so meta even this acronym.
They seem to be busy, so you left them to it.
Are you seriously going to tell me about every individual conversation you had an excruciating
detail?
No.
No, he's right. You can skip most of this. What's important is what happened next?
Finding no immediate answers inside the court. You move to the top of the walls and look
outward. I like a self-aware game like that. Perhaps there was something you could see
from this vantage that would shed more light on your situation. To the contrary,
conditions outside the walls were even stranger than they were at the time of your arrival.
The rest of the shattered landscape had now melted away.
The courts stood alone, a mid-avoid.
But not for long, like a rushed water new surroundings began to surround.
Much of the new topography was familiar to you.
You could identify fields, water, woods, and hills.
But there was something else to see.
A menacing group of other courts were also part of the landscape.
You were not alone in noticing these courts.
someone shouted the war, the war is here. Someone else that can't be pucks it no wars
until we find the queen. Then perhaps he should explain that to them. Surrounded by the enemy
on all sides of the Reft of an obvious course of action the people of the court began to pray.
A man stepped forward and offered the first prayer. I genuinely wish no harm upon our enemy.
I nearly pray they would fade into obscurity. That's my job. I understand this now.
Well, I didn't expect that to work, but thanks.
The woman named Robin offered the next prayer.
My notes are quite clear on this prayer does not work.
Our time is much better spent steering the courts.
Remember, their soldiers cannot cross water.
We should try to take shelter behind a mode until the tide comes in.
Okay.
But now that this seems scary to me because it seems like I'm going to make myself close
to them.
Now that the river protects us from the river protects us from nearly half of the field,
Hills should also slow their advance so for my next prayer, but the next prayer did not
belong to Robin, it belonged to the cat.
Where?
So long as we're making demands, then my wishes to be fed.
I have some wheat.
Hey, if you probably didn't notice something just happened over there.
Matching fields, the court has acquired more food, similarly other parts of the battlefield
can be matched to earn water, wood, or gold.
None of those fairies in the court will tell you this.
They're religion forbids them from acknowledging the existence of the user interface.
But I am a secular tooltip.
I fear no God.
I will do my best to provide you with his vital information.
You're welcome.
Yes, more of that, please.
Okay, okay, that wasn't my tempo.
I was choosing a different week, but that's fine.
I was choosing that week.
Robin then bomone the loss of the mode.
And we faced many more of the enemy than before.
Why must I bother?
The scholars of the Blackboard now have shamed in.
We've identified the most strategically sound location.
This spot right here.
If we just steer over there very carefully, we should be fine.
And Robin interjected.
Stop, look at the clock.
It's almost low-time.
We have time for only one more move.
Hello again.
So the clock in the time left is this on a swimming progress bar at the edge of your vision.
Oh, okay.
Much like life every movie make with a pleats to more of your remaining time.
If we have only one prayer left, what do you suggest we ask for?
We might as well pray for a miracle.
Well, that's a start.
Apologies, but another explanation for me, your humble tool tip is in order.
The previous move changed multiple matches because of this, you've earned some bonus time.
For the fairies of the court, this might as well be a miracle.
Is there any chance we could do that again?
But there was no such chance, the next prayer would be the last one.
It also belongs to me. Okay.
I would like to do something.
But if I do this, one of the courts around me will, one of the
courts around me will fall down and maybe will be in a safer position.
No, I fell down to you.
Places everyone, windows were shuttered, doors were slammed, large swans of
people to merge from further inside and form to line near the gates.
A tap on your shoulder.
One of the scholars, we can use some help in the dressing room if you have a free hand.
Along with the scholars introduced to you as hop and skip, you sorted through a large pile
of costumes, props and weapons.
Check the tag on that, would you make sure I put it together properly?
Look end-hold.
Armour, working fairy gathers food from fields.
If it looks correct, feel free to hand it out.
You handed the bundle of farmers' apparel to the first person in line, unperturbed by the idea of harvesting weed in the middle of a battle, they whispered as they marched out of the front gate.
Now deploy another farmer.
Now see if this one fits anybody. For three breads, one wood and one gold we create a soldier, offensive fairy that attacks the enemy.
You handed a bundle of armor and weapons to the next person in line.
She tested the weight of a weapon in her hand.
I haven't received any training, so I'm just playing the hit anything that doesn't belong
to us.
After this minimal preparation, the scholars considered their work finished.
I'd place our chances of survival somewhere near a business, but I'm afraid this is the
best we can do.
A small mercy at least that the queen is not here to witness this.
So you waited with the others for the battle to commence.
I must pester you one more time before I take my leave.
There is an undo button.
Use it to change your mind as many times as you wish before
starting the battle.
However, the official editorial position of this tool
is that you are liable to lose no matter how many times
to change your mind presently.
When you are ready to lose, press play to proceed to the battle.
OK, so no amount of farmers is going to save us.
And we don't have enough to make another shoulder soldier.
Should you ever desire the company of your loyal tool tip?
All you need to do is click and hold over any button
tile and I will do my best to explain it to you. Hang on. I'm getting a little meta game
type like maybe we can use that to get a tool tip on something that expands the game beyond
merely the horizons of what we've seen up to this point.
Games by Charlie Kaufman be like like give me a tool tip on this curtain or give me a
a tool tip on this. A offensive job turned property damaging the profit, but maybe just
press play for now. Commence battle. Even if we're guaranteed to lose.
The music does go crazy, man. They're literally in my base and they're literally killing
my dudes.
Alright, I've been killed. I dropped my ice cream. Okay.
And then, sometime later, as the sun hovered low over the horizon, there was a feast
within the walls of the court. The man to your right is beside himself at laughter. Okay,
so our court caught off guard by a sudden war, stumbled behind enemy lines made a token
attempt of resistance and was smearly toppled. Do I have that right? Yes, that does appear
to be an accurate summary. Well then I'm certainly glad I slept through that. As you look at
your surroundings, switch flips in your mind, your own story makes little sense now that you
think on it. How did you, your companion pants your arm, don't worry about it. I thought I
would get it. I thought I would get a tool tip on you or a tool tip on you. Wait, well hang on,
the table has HP, table with cloth, a table dressed in finery. The table has 20 HP.
The other part of the table has HP.
Bush, upstream with refined court lean way away, hang on.
I thought maybe I could do some mastery.
Like, what if I could drag this in match three pieces together
and something would happen?
We get like the tables to move the pizza down,
the tables match five, and then they completely reshaves the room.
If our court couldn't withstand physical destruction,
we wouldn't last five minutes within the poll of the tide.
But enough of that, it's about time I made some introductions.
As you've narrowly avoided learning, this place is called Titanium Court.
Meanwhile, I have the honor of being the steward of the court.
My name is Puck, although my lover's an enemy's call me Goodfellow.
I'm Chief Advisor and Friend Eternal to our fair queen.
As fancy as that sounds in practice, it means he's unemployed.
One of the scholars, the man named Hop, has approached your table.
He appears to have had a drink or two, or four.
He pulls up a seat between the two of you and assumes a jovial posture.
Guess the Queen's gonna stop.
A good fellow lucky for her, I'd say.
I'd skip down two if I knew what a story is showing the court would make.
But on the plus side, we can continue draining her wine cellar.
Now, are you gonna help me with that good fellow, or are you just gonna stare at me?
I don't mind neither way.
Huck the staring at the scholar mouth and gave slowly inhales and pinches his nose.
What fool is these?
How drunk are you, hop?
The Queen is right here.
I've been speaking to her for the entire feast.
I'm the queen, man!
Appropriate record scratch.
Hop blinks, looks at you, looks at Puck, turns bright red.
Oh, I see it now, that calls for her majesty's finest vintage.
I'll be right back.
That's hop makes a quick exit.
You look steadily at Puck and shake your head.
There's no use denying it now.
Not after the tale you just told me.
If you'd like more proof, just take a look at where you're seated.
You slowly take in your surroundings.
Uh-oh.
Fuck smiles.
Now, if I make include my introductions, let me introduce the court to your majesty and
likewise.
Hang on.
He stands up and addresses the entire hall, as he says.
Long absent the queen of titanium court always a stranger has arrived.
Cheers erupt and deserted served.
To your left hop, return with an arm full of glasses and bottles, and about time, too.
Good fellow, did you tell her about the war yet?
Put it in the encorn!
Chapter 1, a place beloved only of clowns and criminals.
It's got a sense of style, there's no doubt about that.
This is the short while after the feast the court returns to war, okay, this time?
This time I mean business.
You're in charge of the war now, your majesty.
Linking slowly remind them that at this exact moment they've taught you nothing about
magical warfare.
O'er good, she remembers quite clearly.
High tide while the field is broken, arrange it to your advantage.
Consult the ever-changing map, inspect your available units.
Let me look at the ever-changing map.
I don't really know what to do with that.
They're fair enough, had him bed, yes, yes, that's very true.
Well, here's what I'm thinking, step one, why don't we try to get ourselves to this corner
that they suggested was the peak corner for us?
It would also be awesome to get more gold, but I don't know how to get gold.
Stump, a seat announcing new beginnings with soapbox of the natural world.
interesting dude interest well first off you're done bud. I'm trying to figure out how
how I can only move myself up by doing this. So do this and do do this. Alright I need to be able
to make a rock wall here. I could, I, I, I, I, the top left corner would probably be fine
as well. The top left corner would probably be great too. If you do this, the water's
going to fall down. We need to create a rock type situation now. I'm thinking, the benefit
of experimentation. You know what I'm thinking actually. Just wipe out some of these, as
many of these is possible. Of course it would be awesome to get a multi set up, but I don't know how to do that.
I don't know if the bottom corner is good, but I appear to be moving towards the bottom corner.
Let me think about this for just a moment. I think this would be awesome.
And then this allows us to clear out some more enemy force.
Do you have to match three? You know that's a really good question.
It is a really good question.
I don't have a really good answer for you.
All right, that was awesome.
I thought I had one more move, but I have a lot more than I thought.
We're also making a staggering amount of money.
I think that I'm probably just beat the game accidentally.
I want to have as few forts to deal with as possible.
The way that I would make this happen is by good question.
Is by not worrying so much about the mechanics and instead just matching three and having fun.
Yes.
Yes, you need a good drop here.
Learning anytime we get a two piece, we get a move back.
We don't want to be next to force if possible.
Just match some three, bro.
Similarly,
I literally can't lose.
You get away from me. You drop and give me a 4p smash. Well worth it. I think I'm the goat.
I'm the goat.
Okay, make preparations for the coming battle. I may still die, but I can definitely make some some soldiers, bro.
Okay, so first off, I don't know how many soldiers I should make. Let's just make as many as we can.
four soldiers and then honest how many there's there's more than six
wheat fields? I don't know man let's go four soldiers and four farmers and let's
you see see how the mood strikes us okay? Commence battle go ahead I'm assuming
the forts over time create enemy soldiers so when we kill the forts early they
They'll have less soldiers that will kill our farmers.
Hold the Cali or Thiefskin, though.
The Surf guitar is crazy.
I'm re-referring what happened.
We probably ran out of time at low tide.
Okay, well, having now achieve some kind of victory in the war, you wonder if someone in the court might help you return home.
would be our pleasure if you can show us the way. Also, that was only one battle. There's
many more to come if my notes are to be trusted. All of the other forts couldn't reach us.
If you understand the map correctly or if it is even a map, there appears to be some signage
just ahead. Perhaps if you can reach those signs, you'll learn about where you are and how to get home.
And to reach them, we need merely be swept forward by the tide as we have been all along.
All right, so we're moved up a little bit every time.
Okay, well, the field is broken.
And some of the forts have soldiers, so I'm assuming those ones you want to take them out earlier
and you got less to deal with.
What are you, man?
Storage unit looks a lot like one you've rented in the past.
I'm delightful.
Um...
You're mugs.
You're mugs.
I have an incredible idea.
I don't know if I'm the type of beast to make it happen, but I have an incredible idea.
Something like this, you fall down.
You go like that now.
I can get close to the storage unit.
No, because you have to match three.
You're move has to match three.
Okay.
Well, that presents a problem, doesn't it?
we only have one move left I might have screwed myself on this one this is a double match
though so I we thankfully did not write out of time we can take care of several
soldiers here that very least may be give ourselves a better chance oh and we're
We're close enough that we can use the storage unit. Open.
It's locked.
All right.
We're going to need a couple of soldiers to get one over on you. That's a given.
Maybe give me a three soldiers.
Four farmers type set up here. Let's just see how it goes, man.
and will embrace the sense of discovery, figure it out for ourselves.
I think maybe, like, is it possible that these sports
cannot reach me in time or maybe at all?
Because of the fact, I guess with the, you know,
they don't have didn't have any soldiers on them,
so of course they can't.
They're the style, these crazy men.
They don't have any dudes, you don't have to worry about it.
That's that easy.
When you assume someone's a real person, and then they buy pre-minsed garlic, this one buddy.
If you're making pasta, you need the fresh garlic.
If you're making a lot of foods, you need the fresh garlic.
If you're making a big pot of curry and soup or something like that, you can get away with the garlic.
The YouTubers, they have a vested interest in telling you never to buy the garlic.
I'm telling you there's some situations where it works, man.
There's some situations where it's appropriate.
Not every possible situation, but
the formative cooks are the worst.
I know that the person who's cooking, I want to eat the least,
is definitely someone who's watch 10 times more cooking YouTube videos
and has done the cooking themselves.
But I believe if you watch the videos and you do what they tell you to do you will become a great cook
But if you only watch the videos, it will not make you a great cook
You also need to have a little bit of time
You know saute you need to get the wrist action done
Let me think about this first. There's a damn pumpkin on the map now a plant possessing a friendly false face
I'd like to keep you as far away from me as possible
I'm going to
maneuver myself in such a way to get away from you
I also need to generate from the water.
We're very low on water.
The more water we can generate, the happier I would be.
Let me get halfway down.
I wonder what's going on with these guys on the side.
Maybe this is the amount of the enemy soldiers,
in which case I'm now realizing there's like infinity of them.
Let's drop you so that I can get you. Okay, yes it is.
It's when they spawn.
He doesn't do so much better at video games than me.
Okay, the quadruple is going to keep us in business a little longer.
But it's a nasty, bitter business.
We definitely need water.
And there is water. Is there really not a better match than this one rave here?
Are the belief, bro?
Still need water. That's a double match at a minimum. It's a triple match.
This is something about this. This feels like a mince-weeper-type pattern.
get something absolutely crazy going on. But I don't know for certain. I'm trying not to
just steal moves from chat as well. This doesn't give us the chance. It's not what I'm
looking for. What gives you know what? When in Dojo for a forties. You can just get lucky
like that. We stay in business. We have way too many enemy soldiers on the field.
We still have too many enemy soldiers on the field. Final step water would be nice. I don't
think we have a final step water. You need a final step wood. That's devastating bro. They
they have 10 soldiers.
Um, and I can only make eight.
I have a feeling we might be in a world of heart.
Eight versus ten.
They don't all spawn right away though.
We're also we haven't like no vote.
I put them right next to me.
Let's just get four farmers.
We have four water.
give it a try.
And the freaky pumpkins right next to us too.
Oh, and they spawn in the order that we clicked on them.
Oh.
There's one enemy soldier left.
Okay, we actually, we actually mock.
I had no idea, well, they were cut out owning.
I wish I didn't go all in.
We've reached the sign.
A menacing bird cage suddenly appears in front of the court.
You're managed to get out of the notes on this phone.
Let me know if you'd like to see them.
Bird cage, a well-defended fortress creates a mot
at the start of battle.
Oh shit.
Robin has notes on the bird cage.
Right, here's all my notes say.
First of the start of low tide, the bird cage will flood its surroundings with water.
Following that, the bird cage will attack the court with birds.
Fighting it may prove triccius, if it's always surrounded by water, the court soldiers
will be unable to reach it.
Either way you think ramen for the information, very interesting.
Wait, aren't some of those enemy courts emptied?
You've noticed the subtle difference between some of the enemy courts on the battlefield.
While many have soldiers, prominent at least they are also plenty of them that appear
at completely empty.
Those that are empty will not attack the court during the coming battle.
You can also see when soldiers will attack the court on the timeline.
Even soldiers might be no threat if you can deal with their courts before they attack.
Okay.
I'm trying to, you know what to mean?
What would be crazy is if surrounding a bird cage with wheat?
after birds from spawning because they're scare-crosing the weak fields. But I think I might
be on a level that's not appropriate for where I had the gamma already thinking a little
unnecessarily meta for no reason. But you know that's where my heads are right now.
Let's see, we still doubt a lot. There's a bird spawning rate of the start.
our court is all the way over here. Well, taking care of those enemy soldiers seems
like a sensible start, your majesty looked as it chests resting on that
passive land. We should be able to recover its contents as long as it remains
in sight until low tide. Okay, so I don't make this water, unfortunately even
know I obviously need some water um they got a lot of birds every
every move is adding a bird
we have you've taken out a lot of enemy soldiers which is great
Well, you know what? Let's embrace this and see it certainly seems like a good learning experience for us
Eventually maybe the tile gets full at some point and then we don't have to worry about it as much
They're finally need water and we're oh my treasure chest. Oh no my treasure chest is migrated to a new tile
Nope, if you break it is gone. Okay, never mind. I thought I was on to something
I thought that I was doing something cool. I wonder what happens if we
Remove the water from you did not do what I expected to do
Water does come at a premium right now
We have one move to start our last move
Lines our last move
I don't even know where they need water, they will get lucky and never know.
Not the chest, oh yeah.
The bird cage surrounds itself with a moat.
Gather all manner of trinkets, treasure, strippers, and toys, yes, a selection of goods
for the taker.
What are you?
But offensive rock attacks the enemy via water. Oh, okay. Well, that seems really important, man
They got at least had one gesture, man.
I think we should
Let's get two gunboats and then two soldiers
My name is my name is
Maybe say we don't really need that many farmers. I probably should have chilled on the farmers a little bit
We are not needed to download Scrow.
Wait, wait, wait!
No, they destroyed them so easily!
But now they have nowhere to go, because there's only, we have like, a little pool in front of our court, and that's it.
What a remod, nonetheless.
All we do, we do nothing, but that's okay too.
Having escaped the bird cage, the court now arrives at its initial destination, taking
the spyglass to the top of the walls and seek to sign a head can give you any clues or
directions.
That end.
Some one painted April fools and big black letters on a dead end sign.
I know this one, this is a momento mori.
I hear their popular among mortals.
Popular is a stretch based on the kind of discourse I get when I tell everybody they're
going to die in a simple game of PUBG.
This one is quite simple, perhaps even on our finances, that end, so any mortal who reads
it can remember exactly what awaits them at the end.
In case they forgot, precisely.
Okay, well, where you're from, the sign generally means you can't proceed any further.
As you say this a gasp.
Her majesty is right, the court is not facing forward.
We've been letting the tide carry us backwards ever since the feast.
Well, in that case, how should we go about correcting the misalignment?
The cat responds to this question by falling asleep on your lap.
the beast is right. A good night's sleep should return the court to its default state.
And so the court decides to retire early for the day.
The time and repetition comes comfort. You feel your maximum level of comfort increase to one.
Okay. Let me just do a time for a slash marker for a second.
Titanium court, very interesting so far.
Wanna check something?
Okay, it doesn't, I was like, this is a long demo.
I wanted to make sure that that it was the demo
because I would feel really bad if I was accidentally playing
like the full game before it was coming out.
But my skew on steam says demos, so I think I'm okay.
On the next morning you awaken a strange bed.
The bed is strange, not just because it is not your usual bed, but because it is not the
bed you fell asleep in.
Puck told you, any room within the court might be the queen, so you party with him at
the first room you found that wasn't already occupied.
A small chamber beneath a staircase, a twin-sized bed neighbor by a nightstand and a lamp,
a small desk in the corner, no windows.
It's my dorm room.
Meanwhile the bed you awaken is the queen-sized and contained within a spacious chamber
that opens on to a balcony.
Not my dorm room.
The balcony overlooks the courtyard of your new home, you appear to be roughly five stories
above the ground.
Your bed chambers, what should you do here?
Take stock of your possessions.
Everything appears to be where you're left with one irritating exception.
Sometime between your arrival and now you've managed to misplace your keys.
In a way you suppose you also managed to misplace the locks those keys are intended for.
I missed the re admittedly of much greater concern than the missing keys.
And the new song.
The courtyard which did you do here.
Wait, there's a man named Puck you have a lot to say to him.
Investigate the dining hall or return to your office.
Let's talk to Puck first.
As you draw near, he quickly exits the scene.
You might be imagining it, but he appeared to retreat the moment he saw you approach.
Investigate the dining hall.
Buck and Ron, so-to-exiled and dive, it was so true.
Okay, I have some breakfast.
In the light of day, the feasting hall more closely resembles a common dining area.
You collect some breakfast from a buffet that's secret table.
He preferred us in somewhere out of the way, near an exit ideally hidden.
You sit in the most non-iscript location you can find, a corner near a trash bin.
Before you finish the bite of a whole host of fairy courteers arrive with their meals in
sitting area, they make idle conversation and if you honestly consider answering your
merry-ad of questions, none of them successful.
As you complete your meal, you idly note that your table is now the most lively and
boisterous table within the hall, literally quit bragging some of the saved lunch in
the bathroom stall.
You also note I'd leave a despite his assurances that he would answer all your questions.
The man called Puck remains nowhere to be seen, but you do get a small bonus, 10-10
Brad.
Oh, holy.
Look at the window.
Well, we're here with my diswell.
Alright, that's kind of sick.
It is a little celery man coated.
A man approaches you with a business proposition.
Despite your coordination occurring only very recently it appears that solicitors have already found their way in the year office
Kiki little bird told me you're looking for some keys your majesty
Actually you are looking for your keys. Can you assume he knows their location?
I will I don't know about those keys, but what I do know is where you can find some more demo keys
Demo keys. That's right real hot commodity very exclusive very hush hush as in keys to the demo your currently playing
Why would you need more demo keys? You're already playing the demo. But are your friends playing it?
How about your family or workplace? Your local girl scab troop? Think about it.
You could start a whole movement here. So he doesn't know where your actual keys are.
All right. Well, I don't know. That's kind of a sick way to market the game.
If that's what they intended. But should you do here? Go to war? Sure. Let's go to war, man.
After breakfast the court goes to the war and as you ready yourself a question, your
majesty is the intensity of the word you're liking if not please feel free to adjust
the thermostat you can make things easier on yourself.
That's not necessary.
Plus one comfort, plus one I don't need any more comfort.
I'm okay with the level of comfort that we have right now.
Can you be certain the court is facing the correct direction this time? Of course your
majesty observe that the sun is now rising rather than setting. Very well you
suppose you'll attempt to reach those signs again although you doubt you'll find
anything useful.
Okay this time we still haven't I assuming we still have gun boats we do not still
have gun boats okay this time we can do this two enemy soldiers for me two enemy
These soldiers means we don't have to worry about enemy courts that much and we can focus
on just getting some resources instead.
So give me some gold.
Three enemy soldiers and we can always, I guess the other thing is we could just surround
ourselves with water and then the enemies could not get to us to begin with.
surrounding yourself with water might be a little tricky.
What are you again?
Stump, soapbox of a natural world.
There's a little bit of water.
Easy enough to eliminate one soldier,
but if we could just get ourselves,
I mean, I guess you, if you had,
I got to the bottom, you would need less water
to surround yourself with.
Now, now he's kind of cooking something up a little bit.
And if I may, he's kind of cooking something up a little bit.
This will be at least a double.
And then we do have to do something about you.
There's no question about that.
We got to do something about you.
There's got to be, oh, we'll do this, and then this, and then we've got some water very
near to the top of us to begin with.
There's one enemy soldier, which we don't really care about if I'm being honest.
You can easily break it, don't give me wrong.
I can also do, if I could just find the way to surround myself by water, we wouldn't
have to worry about that.
But also, get farming some water seems perfectly good, too.
I don't really want to break the chest either if I can avoid it, and I don't want to
get this water.
You just pick up some resources wherever you can.
Oh, I've got it, I've brought the chest against my will.
Two more moves left.
a big one. Holy cow, that's a big one. Two more moves left. No enemy soldiers. So I feel
like the most actionable item for us on this one. Not to use the parlance of dynamic, but
don't waste resources building soldiers. Just build a bunch of farmers on this one and get as
much weed as possible. Or don't maybe don't build anything. The other thing you could do is you
you don't build anything.
Farmers give us weed, but we are, I guess you probably want to.
Gather all my stuff, too.
A selection of goods for the taking, instantly gain 10 food, instantly gain 10 wood, instantly
gain 5 gold.
Yeah, man.
Absolutely.
And then.
I'm sure you're going to pick up a reasonable amount of wheat.
There's a wheat field right next to us, maybe you can get to the one on the diagonal.
If you have to, but I don't think you need to.
And they wanted me to add more comfort, bro.
The music is really good.
I know this would live in in California and found like in like 1962.
Five mushroom houses.
Okay.
Same to no enemy soldier so far. This is crazy.
This is an awesome move, bro.
You get the double rock right off the bat.
Sorry, I hate my pop filter.
No need to even surround yourself with water.
We don't really need wheat.
If anything, we need some water.
A tap on your shoulder, robbing points to a building in the distance.
Your majesty, that shop is neutral to the conflict.
We should strongly consider stocking up on supplies.
If it disappears before low tide, we'll have to wait until we pass another one.
another one. That was not five mushroom houses. That is a shop. That's an ass.
Well, everything is beautiful right now. Keep an eye out for enemy soldiers, but until we get enemy soldiers, we're just farming.
Anything but we, I think, is what we should be farming.
But this weep looks so juicy, man. And it might create a wood cascade.
Oh, it did not create a wood test, eh?
Right, we have one enemy soldier, but lots of time to deal with them.
We can always just make a soldier too.
Or surround ourselves with water.
Or just eliminated from the trenches and straight up.
Um, we'll find a way to deal with the ironing and sweating it.
This feels like a crazy move.
This does not feel like a crazy move.
This does not feel like a crazy move.
This.
I'm jealous of people that can just, they can see the matrix in
mastery.
I really have to work for you.
Are you can see the inventory?
However, before you can proceed, they ask you if you understand how
money works.
Do you understand how money works?
I think so.
Really, a lot of people think they understand money when they're actually, oh, you
know what?
I don't think I understand how money works.
I think for a second, I had a confused with gold.
If you're so confident, how about you tell me where money comes from?
Do you know where money comes from?
I don't.
You basically have no idea where money comes from.
So if they were willing to give you a quick overview, you'd appreciate it.
Sure, no problem.
It doesn't come.
You're probably used to getting resources randomly during high tide, correct?
Well, that's not going to work for money.
Instead, you are in money by doing your job.
You do have a job, right?
You don't think you have a job.
Oh, come on, I have color ID, you know?
I know you're a fancy fairy queen of a fancy fairy
court fighting a fancy fairy war.
That's totally a job.
Have more confidence.
So anyway, fairy queens are in money
by defeating their enemy on the battlefield.
Just knock down those ports and the money will pop up.
Oh, okay.
Now that I've given you the talk,
But I tell you what we have for sale.
Big shield defensive rock takes damage in place of your court.
Working job, receive a $2 paycheck at the start of each low tide.
Scentar Archer attacks enemy courts from a distance.
Working defensive fairy gathers wood from forest but defense your court, trade food and market prices.
interesting okay we don't have a lot of moves left we don't really need more
soldiers if anything maybe like more wood one more move this might get us lucky
here it they got us insanely lucky here four enemy soldiers just too much let's take
that back down to one oh my god we're still playing okay now we have three enemy
soldiers and nothing we can really do about it directly, but we do have two moves now, instead
of the one we had previous, drop all three. It's got to be this, though. Now we have four
enemy soldiers. I feel like I just keep making it a little bit worse for myself. I'll live
with two enemy soldiers here. I can live with that. And then the shop. I would love to go
to the shop, man. I only have seven gold. Centaur archers might be interesting. Attacks
enemy quotes from a distance bested by mountains. Let me look at the map here for a second.
It seems like it would be a great thing to buy right now. They already have one soldier.
Okay, let's I've made a mistake go to the shop shop give me a centaur archer
and then if possible trade food at market prices I don't really want to buy any more
bread. I was hoping to get a passer, but that's okay. Gathers wood from forest and
defends your court. How much is it cost to make? Two bread and a gold, let's do a
man, why not? You could sell bread?
Ahhhh!
Sell, I'd like to sell four bread, or eight bread, I guess, to get the basic income.
Look at that.
Okay, and then I would like to...
I definitely would like to make a Centaur Archer.
I'd like to make two centaur archers, one soldier just in case now that I know they give you money for breaking forts.
Let me get two
Rangers
and four farmers. I know this is a crazy play man, but let's do it.
I'm hoping these guys break the forts down and we make a lot of money off of this.
Mods.
Careful while I can through the pumpkin bro.
Do the centaus are going, they're so fast to the crazy!
They might even get the other four.
Okay they got close.
Alright the centaus are incredible.
What the heck is this billboard?
Hopefully informs you of available goods and services.
Look at it.
It's true, there appears to be a billboard of some sort among the scattered elements of the terrain.
You go to the outer walls of the court to get a better look.
You need law.
That thing gives me the creeps your majesty, as if we're about to be sued just for looking
at it.
You agree it might be best to look away, less you draw some unwanted legal attention.
look away, huh? What do we need? We're kind of popping off in all conceivable
immeasurable aspects. That doesn't even do anything. So I don't know what I was thinking.
Some water would be nice, but I think we can set up a better water. This three soldiers,
Another structure, wains in the view in a distance.
Look, Manesty, a temple of market, should you wish to pay your respects and means only
stay in view until low tide, correct your brilliance continues to blind.
That's not a field, bro.
I'm trying to see the market.
The fact that the weed field says flammable scares me, because I'm sure that we're going
to get some units that have fire involved at some point.
Hey, two enemy soldiers, greatly in the distance, let's mash some flippin' water, bro.
Water, just this smell of it, this shape of it.
This is what the kind of pattern I was hoping for, but I really wanted to just...
Is this scary move?
It's a scary it's a very scary move. It's does wipe out three and we get to keep playing my mortgage
That's the heavy state bro. I get two moves. I don't really need to take this out
I am taking leaving empty forts is awesome because we can farm them for gold
And we don't have that much effort for money, and we don't have that much money right now.
If anything, probably still water, I guess.
Okay, I think we're chilling.
Wait, we got another market, huge.
Trade generic assets at the temple market.
Lessons upon you. We could sell everything here, bro, and it gives us money, which seems useful for buying goods and services, not to quote the game, but also the Simpsons.
Okay, we definitely want our centars are bested by mountains, but they got a great path here.
I feel like four centars is going to go crazy.
We don't think we really care too much about Rangers here.
I think if anything, this is like a farmer spam plate, but actually let me undo nine
soldiers really quick here, and then put...
I think we have no, I'm going to put nine farmers out there.
Launch it.
I think our same-power warriors are going to kill the forts before we have to worry about
many enemy soldiers.
This spot on the other side of the map, we have nothing to fear.
The only thing that could burn me, I guess, is if the center warriors do not attack enemy
soldiers, but obviously they do.
But it's not even to get the soldier!
One more, one more, one more.
Oh, I think it was one shot away, well.
Trebuchets, and now the court finds itself surrounded by catapults.
Given that Trebuchets are a subcategory of catapult,
you don't see any reason why you can't just call them catapults.
Very well, Mike, we know we're treating the face of your overflowing wisdom.
Catapult matches with all force.
Fires from a distance but is blocked by hills decently flammable, okay, so eliminating
catapults or placing them behind a wall of rocks seems extremely or just placing our
cells in a wall of rocks, I think about, I mean we're starting from like a very,
very nice position. A strange building comes in the view, as you observe, the phone and your
office rings.
Yeah, hi, titanium cord, you're managed to get from the glass house? Yeah, we sell potions.
As our name suggests, we firmly oppose the act of throwing stones. Therefore, we'd like
to offer our full support to titanium cord and your campaign against the trebuchets.
To start, here's a pro tip free and charge. Hills will block the projectiles fire by
the catapults, just around your court with hills and you'll be safe.
And if that doesn't work, we sell instant-used potions that can help you deal with the threat.
That's huge.
Want to set something on fire?
Our potions are capable of doing that.
This potion of geology can make mountains out of moll hills and other terrain.
This potion of flood insures a flood wherever it lands.
Statistically, a potion of teleplains, the safest way to travel, it's very interesting, very interesting in date, but you can hit me, no, you're still hitting a rock, but like you were sent, bro, unless I dropped myself down here for no reason,
about we just wipe those guys can you hit me now can you hit me now this is
beautiful bro except I have to make a move might as well wipe you there's
no shot you guys are gonna hit me I just won't get some mountains but then I've
just in the turn rate. No, there's no there's no shot. There's no shot. No shot. Okay.
This is such I want to do it but obviously I don't want to do it. I also don't want to
eliminate any rocks. You guys are obviously hitting rocks.
I don't want to drop myself. That's incredibly dangerous. I could do this. This drops
me one. Whatever. Life short. You're kind of a problem though. Don't get rid of the
mountains. You got some moves like you got you got some stuff to work with. You're
hitting me. I need to find the way to get you and even know you guys were there.
Um, you know what?
I have an idea. Okay. Match these.
My idea is failed. I wanted to get a mountain potion putter right here, but I need to be able to
to move myself somehow.
So I think the other options I could set them on fire.
I don't know, our oil teleport pushing.
A teleport pushing you genius.
A teleport push.
Five Brad is not that.
Oh, we can't sell you during the high tide?
Okay, well, that's fine.
Well, we'll just we'll just make a couple more matches and then we'll chill
But I want I really want to match in such a way that
Mean it doesn't eliminate all the rocks from the board, but I feel like the only thing I can really see to match right now
Oh, never mind some catapult and some wheat it's that simple and
then
5 Bread Detail Report seems awesome, that seems incredible.
And then to be honest with you, I don't really know if we can kill Travis Chase.
I mean, it says it's a fort, so I think there's a chance, maybe I do something like this.
Maybe I do like two center warriors and then a butt load of ranges to harvest some wood
and a butt load of farmers to harvest that wheat.
Let's see.
Does that don't think anything can hit me?
They can hit the rocks while they're going to break them out in.
Or maybe they're not gonna break them out, so.
Oh, my center warriors have decided there's no reason to live anymore.
They can shoot the catapult, the projectiles out, man.
They can shoot them down.
I never even considered that.
The catapults continue their assault, although you note there are fewer of them hanging around.
And we've still got the we can keep you on even longer, bro.
Five bread T.P. is nuts. They got a balanced that. In the next patch they got a balanced
set. It can't be letting you do all that that cheap. On this I don't know maybe we'll
have like a wheat germ infestation at some point. We'll get like a Japanese beetle infestation
or a blight on the wheat. And then we got a maybe live on 48 bread for like an entire
there's something? Of course, of course, I'll rearrange it to my liking.
I think ideally, I would like to be this low and then just, I need less rocks around me in that sense.
Obviously, you guys gotta pay the price.
Like right now, I can't be, I can't be hits, I can be hit by you.
You don't exist anymore.
Okay, now I can be hit a lot.
I shouldn't have done that.
But that's a great move.
I need some more rocks.
I mean, you know, I would get as always as long as the potion still is just because
we could just buy a potion, right?
And it's not going anywhere.
So we don't have to worry about it.
I don't want you guys to get any lower, I want you to get eliminated because we only
have to worry about you. This drops the rocks even further. The rocks are now gone.
We certainly you can hit. That's unfortunate. But you can't hit. You can't hit.
it. You can hit easily. All right, we got lots to move left. Moving this rock seems
like a horrible decision. On the other hand, I've already done it and there's no
coming back from that.
Can I let's try, oh my god, I'm a genius.
Uh, because now there's like no trebuchets, even on the board.
I just need to, I just need another rock, really, probably be nice if I
stop like moving my rocks.
Wait, this is actually incredible.
Why did I think that was going to work?
This will work.
You can't hit me.
Nobody can hit me.
I've actually done it.
Yeah.
set. And honestly now that we're set, we can actually farm up some rocks and some water.
One more move. One more move. There's no shot anybody's hitting me. Unless I do this.
So just don't do that. Instead of that, do something else that matches. It's that simple.
Okay.
I mean I'll be so fucking for real with you right now, nothing can hurt us, our centires are defeated by hills and can't cross water, right?
That's the by mountains and I just don't think big and cross water because it's water.
So I think we just want like I don't know if I ate of these is insane but let's give it a try.
Anybody ruining their enjoyment of the game by tracking the amount of resources we spent
versus the resources we're getting in so you can find like the perfect spot on the
Lathra Curb, to figure out how many range is to build.
Now all we need is a market so we can sell that we can turn our wood into gold inefficiently.
The tide washes away the last of the catapults.
You appear to have weathered the storm.
The threat of the catapults now eliminated the glass house pulls up next to the court.
You receive another phone call.
The salesmen offers congratulations for your victory and as if there's any further assistance
you might provide.
answer immediately asking if he knows a way for you to return home. Let me pull over somewhere and draw you a map.
The salesman shows you the map and explains the directions. Okay, so you've seen this before, right?
You have but no one thus far has offered an explanation for it. You assumed it was some sort of map.
Hey, it kind of is, but it changes every day, so I'd say it's more of a weather report, but it's pretty simple.
each of these rows is a battle within a given row. Each column is a battle field. Do you follow?
No, you don't. You'll figure it out. But importantly, did you know you can choose from three
sleeper agent activated? You can choose from three potential battle fields before every battle.
No, you did not know that. Here's where you're at right now, right in the middle of the war.
To get home, you're first going to have to make it to the end, which is right up here.
before or after the dragon. After. Of course, but making it to the end isn't enough
after that. You need to make an exit. Given the abstract nature of movement through the
tide, would you be willing to elaborate on that? Oh yeah, it's confusing, right? These
routes were conjured back in the 60s. Everyone was hopped up on allegory or something.
Around here, making an exit means you consciously got to leave the path you're on. You
know, like you got to fundamentally change as a person. Okay. This may be a long shot, but
to see of any specific advice for how you might do that, preferably in a safe and non-traumatizing
way?
Do I ever your majesty, that's our specialty.
He sweeps his arms back to reveal his shelf of bottles under a marquee that reads love
potions.
Not at all, nothing changes a person more than love.
Okay, you take a deep breath.
If his love potions function like those described in stories, I.E. forcing an individual
to fall in love with a person they otherwise have no interest in, and you have absolutely
know interest in them.
You're mad as to with all the respect that's messed up.
I don't sell anything like that.
You've been hearing some weird rumors, huh?
I blame my competition.
Please let me set the record straight.
My potions cannot create love from nothing.
They merely expand the love that already exists within you.
Now, if your new to love potions, I definitely recommend starting small.
Like this one, full of love for something called baseball.
This one is great for beginners.
The effects are really mild.
Drink it and you'll end up liking this baseball just a bit more than you already.
That's it. He sells beer. I get it now. That's a beer. You suppose that does sound relatively harmless.
If he also thinks it will help you return home, you might as well give it a try. Perfect.
Don't come on. Just put your wallet away. I'm not going to charge you for it. Just take it.
And so you return to the court with a new map of the war and a single complimentary potion of
liking baseball. The first one is free. And now you sort of know what you're looking at here.
This is a map or weather report. You can choose which upcoming battle field to traverse, which one should we traverse?
Let me go to the shop, man. I got so much gold.
Holy cow, but the enemies are birds. Birds are birds are tight. Enemy's boats and boons,
Scenthars and Goons, whatever, let's give it a try.
Oh, we don't need any extra wood though, extra fields.
We don't be definitely don't need extra fields either.
Its missing fields are missing hills.
I think we want to go straight ahead, bro.
Although I don't know about boats.
Let me get Scenthars and Goons.
who signed post another sign and other potential misunderstanding.
Incredible as sign that predates written language and is comprised entirely of a single
higher a glyph.
I must say it's in remarkable condition, or something so old but what could it mean?
Given the symbol, the scales tilting in the favor of one individual is clear the sign
indicates the presence of social inequality within its vicinity.
Is that so?
How kind of disanctioned civilization to offer a warning so we might avoid it?
Avoid it?
The court is literally a monarchy.
Well, yes, well, the sign is there for a reason.
Wouldn't you say, okay,
Centaur's have to be eliminated.
There's no doubt about this.
What are you, bro?
Cornfield, match, quick to travel
by foot flammable does not match with weed fields.
Okay, okay, give me some water.
Give me some corn.
Give me some food.
Remove some centaur's from the map.
What are we looking at here?
Six soldiers, one centaur.
no cuts. More water?
That was fun. There you go. Five soldiers. Five soldiers doesn't seem to be
bad and we have a chest. Certainly don't need the prioritized
plate. We could also surround ourselves with water. This puts us in a much better
position, temporarily put us in a much better position to be surrounded by water and
has since fallen apart.
Don't, don't screw up the chest if possible.
Last move.
It's going to be an expensive one, nice.
Attacks the enemy at a distance better range from hills of course we'll get it.
Big shield defensive rock takes place in damage of root court very interest oh I'm full!
You can engage in cleanly excess you'll need to drop something if you want to hold something else.
Allow me when interacting with a shopper chest click on your cards to offer them up for sale.
That's the only way to get rid of cards.
I would sell my rangeers bro and then get big shield.
I'm still ready.
I think once we finish this chapter, we'll probably call it for now.
Just so we're not overloading ourselves too much.
We have a send card.
The send card does not spawn for quite some time.
So I'm thinking we send out an insane army.
of our own centaars, 7 centaars, and then following that, 4 farmers launch it up.
Kill the forts before their soldiers can spawn.
We're gonna staggering amount of money off of this.
We probably overspent on resources, but that's okay.
Okay, seven was, well they helped the bays pro!
Seven was too much, but that's all right.
Treble don't need no help, that's for sure.
And we want to, I mean we want to fight the dragon.
For as generic, you get a shop, holy cow, pirate cove, matches with all 4th produces gunboats
that are restricted to water. As long as we could get the boats moored on an island, that's
totally fine, man. Or just eliminate them from the game completely, I suppose.
Ummm...
So maybe they don't match with all water.
So maybe you've rented it in the past.
Forgot about this one.
Should store it your salad?
I feel like I'm sorting my salad.
I'm also eager to play the full release of the omelette you could when it comes out.
I saw that they moved their release date to avoid and say the spy or two, which I can totally understand, but also reminded me that the game exists and it's coming out
You're stuck where you are and I could just move you slightly
It helped me a lot
That is no good. Well, no, that's fine because you stay. Oh, no, you're surrounded by water, bro
That's not good at all.
Huge mistake.
Genius Pude strikes again.
I'll do that.
Can you try eliminating some of the water?
That's sleigh.
Think about this.
You're going to be a pain in the butt, that's for certain.
You're going to take three soldiers out.
This is a kind of screws up our shop, but it gives us a lot more time to work.
the work and he gives us another shot that I'm probably also going to destroy I had
faith that I was going to work that well I just kind of mindlessly did this one I
think I screwed this one up let me see what you got to shot man your own gun
Some boats get food whenever you gather wood.
The food whenever you gather wood.
Scamp, offensive fairy fast fears and agile, working defensive fairy gathers rocks from
hills to Fender Court and trade food at market prices.
Well, I mean, the gunboats do seem kind of crazy here.
Perhaps go to the shop, sell your archers,
which I've never used, buy our own gunboats.
So a little bit of food to generate some more money.
Get food whenever you get with best seem really good.
I'm never going to use big rock, it's just not going to happen, give me the, I guess we,
it's a passive so it doesn't take up any space in my bed.
I would say, stay at state where we are, save your money in case you encounter another
shop.
And then, one gunboat definitely takes you out.
You can't get to us.
These Shen Towers will force Shen Towers to rule in your life.
Four farmers will give us lots of value.
This is all we need.
Commence battle.
We did not even need the gunboat.
It turns out.
I have an interview in 50 minutes.
I say like a cross Nixon type interview or like are they asking you like you know what's your biggest weakness
or are they asking you uh is this your handwriting because I think that changes the the tone of it in a big way
You notice with some satisfaction the court has acquired a considerable amount of wealth during this war
You're not the only one that noticed this wealth
However as priests from the cult of market soon arrived demanding an audience
They got me surrounded and broke.
It's been known to the Church of Market for quite some time that titanium court has been
operating without appropriate spiritual guidance.
You do not have a bishop of market among your upper management.
In fact, as far as we can tell, you do not have any upper management at all.
Yes, despite drawing power from market, you do not have any executives of border even
emissions statement.
Your cash flows are unoptimized and you have set no representatives to our corporate retreats.
The Church considers these infractions to be nothing short of fiscal heresy.
Of course, we are willing to overlook this when the court was operating in a consistent
loss, but now that it's profitable, they would like a cut by assume.
A cut hardly the opposite. In fact, the court, the church of market demands a merger,
where we not are legal team will handle all the paperwork. Your titles will remain unchanged,
although we will provide a competent management team to oversee all operational decisions henceforth.
You suppose you might as well ask what the consequences of your refusal will be.
Futility, we are prepared to pursue a merger by force of necessary.
Oh, you weren't aware that the court was listed on any sort of public index that would facilitate such a takeover. Could they tell you which one?
Surprised by the question, the three of them huddling confer for a few minutes before addressing you again.
You're managed to as a shrewd negotiator. We have adjusted our offer as follows.
The preserve the cultural leadership of titanium court. We now offer to prepare one of your existing courteers to act as the court spiritual guide.
Whoever you choose will accompany us to our cathedral where they will train and ultimately be ordained as a fully fledged member of market.
market. This offer certainly seems a bit more reasonable, but you refuse to send anyone
on willing to go. Is there anyone willing? Your majesty, I've been thinking about getting
my MBA for a while now. Please send me. You have no objections and thus layland.
Leeland. Texas type name. Leeland, so that was his name, leaves with the cultists to go
to business school.
Tonight when we slay the dragon, the water will turn the cherry wine bro.
Your courtyor's crown will alarm you spy a great dragon,
soaring above his layer in the distance.
Here is what he says.
But before you can say anything,
one of your courtyor's approaches you nervously.
I'm your majesty.
I'm well, you've overstayed your,
Oh no! You completed the demo!
I know it was going to happen at some point.
What about the dragon? Don't worry, your save file will be carried over to the full version
and should be choose to purchase it. You'll be able to pick up exactly where you left off.
Goodbye, I hope you enjoy the full game once it's out.
Dude, this was great. I had a great time playing Titanium Court.
The demo, I mean you might have snagged that the QR code like during the stream.
There's a very cool way to distribute that.
But also the demo is coming out of steam next fest in February.
I don't know when the full game is coming out.
But I will be seated and paying attention.
Thank you to the developer and publisher for hooking me up.
I appreciate it.
That was a great demo.
Game is a vibe, bro.
Absolutely.
very cool
we'll be watching your career with great interest
is that uh... is that x come or is that something that could be even more sinister
i don't know
of course we're gonna finish off with some pubg casuals grow
this let me get another tissue and blow my nose oh it's a star war of course it's
a star war
All right, be right back.
Sorry, I just, I deprived you of an epic yarn.
Not a, not just a yarn, but a yarn with a stretch as well.
Purbys epic yarn.
That would be, if the game sucked, that would have been a great byline for the review,
But as I understand, the game is pretty well-liked.
And also, Kirby's epic yarn certainly
one of those games where if you told me it came out last year,
I would believe you.
And if you told me it came out 11 years ago, I would believe you.
I could not tell you when Kirby's epic yarn came out.
2012?
No way, man.
2,023, 2022, 2009, 2013, 2007, nobody knows, man.
They did make a Yoshi one.
Yoshi's epic yarn.
What's up with the shnaws?
I've been my, basically, my daughters
needs them on mouth.
At some point over the last, like,
this is the thing that's so messed up, dude.
I can't tell when I got sick,
because doesn't it take, like, one day to two weeks
for different germs to get inside of your body and infect you?
So like, I could be basically
and some shit that started in early January, man.
I have no idea.
How's your HRV?
This appointed to inform you my Samsung watch has been
nagging me and telling me my sleep HRV has been
downgraded from good to fair.
And the worst part is it's giving me like action items.
It's like you should work on your sleeping heart rate
variation.
And I'm like, bro, I don't have any control over that.
That should slag in my brain stem.
The one I have control over that all admit is funny
They do keep telling me to go to bed later like they're like last night. You went to bed too early
We warned you we freaking warned you bro
When do you sleep
You know what I'm talking about
But shanky time. I want to see but nine 15 last night and it's said that the average person my age goes to bed around 11
So there I mean here's the thing though, Mr. Sam song. I ain't trying to be average. I'm trying to be older than the average
It's pretty well though
It's the song after that song, it's been a while since I did a full, love list listen.
I mean it's one of my favorite albums, but I'm kind of a frog because I probably haven't
listened the whole album since like 2016 if I had to guess.
It's not on Spotify either, not a problem for an Amazon music head like myself.
Amazon music is so on popular that maybe Kevin Shields doesn't have beef with them.
I don't know.
I thought this might be one of those houses that doesn't actually have a door.
I'm not so proud of yourself for saying that.
I just think the bothers me about Amazon music is every time I boot it up, little streamhunker.
It tells me to upgrade to a family plan.
I'm like, bro, I can't admit to my wife that I use Amazon music.
I'm going to lose so much aura.
I need her to think I'm unspotted by like all the cool kids, and he's kind of ripping it up.
I'd you two music max?
I was on YouTube music when it was Google Play music, and then they did say, it just
Like, it's probably not rational that it just piss me off enough to not use it.
It was like, Google play music is gone.
We're now becoming YouTube music and they want to like merge every account that you have
into like one mega account and I just went, you know what, man.
I'm just not interested.
Everything was working just fine and then you're doing too much.
We had a good thing going Walter and then you had to go and I don't know, you needed
the like up the user metrics on like these for brand synergy or something like that
just became too damn much it really jumped the car so true with you pride and you
the ego.
It is crazy that Netflix has podcasts now too.
And I mean this genuinely sincerely.
It kind of blew my mind to see that Netflix was recommending the video podcast of behind
the bastards to me.
I was like a what's going on here sort of moment where I was like, really?
It's good.
I like the podcast.
I was just like, you would also not surprise me if you told me that they had like a behind the
bastards about the Netflix CEO.
So I was like, maybe they didn't do their research and everybody should keep their mouse
shots so that the podcast can get the bag.
But maybe Netflix has not reached full bastard level.
They're not at that open level yet.
Remember red box?
Cultural blind spot for me, I'm afraid.
I don't believe...
No, I don't believe I ever rented a movie from a vending machine.
The idea of it is really nice.
Don't get me wrong.
I just think, I missed it somehow, like, I was still using video stores before I went to Korea,
and then I came back from Korea and Netflix had become popular enough that I didn't feel
the need to get a movie from a vending machine.
But I believe it was probably awesome to be honest.
That was back when, like literally, I never had Netflix until I moved him with Kate.
And then she had Netflix.
And I was like, oh my god, this service is awesome.
299 a month for all you can watch World War II documentaries.
Finally, someone made a service just for me.
I can watch World War II in color while I do the dishes.
Then they really fucked it up. They got breaking bad and stuff.
Boring!
You ruined it!
One dollar Mcdobble 2?
We didn't know, man.
We didn't know.
That was before I never had a Mcdouble 2.
The fun times, the fun times my friends.
Excuse me.
It's hunting season.
Eyes up, anyone see him yet?
Call him out if you see him.
I see him. Call him out. Call him out. You get the, you get the satisfaction.
E-H-A-Brow.
I'm not listening, I'm not teem through the eddy.
I'm not teem through them, but until they get out of the car, I'm not wasting all my
ammo shooting the car.
Everyone in the Netflix CEO freaked out and tried to rebrand the quickster.
I've never heard of this before in my life, but it sounds really funny.
What's crazy is that?
That could have been a real person, bro.
The shots were a way too good.
We could all be watching Quickster right now.
Because I kind of feel like the Netflix model is just so good.
It would curse a weird regardless of the name.
But the idea that we would all be watching stuff on Quickster is
It's kind of crazy.
I don't know, maybe quickster wouldn't have taken off.
But I was the dumbest thing in like maybe Quibi had a chance.
Looking back, I'm like, what the hell was I talking about, bro?
Quibi never stood a shot.
I'm like, what am-
Stop shooting at him.
Stop shooting, I'm getting ammo, you bot.
Oh, that's not a bot. They're wiggling. They're doing a w- that dude, that was a real person.
They were- they were doing a wiggling instead of a lean.
Be girl commodity? That's a real person bro. That's how real people name themselves.
One battle after another bro, look it up. Oh, how did that not hit?
Let's get him
Holy shit
Who's the funniest beetle?
Tell you after watching spinal tap 2 not Paul McCartney. I didn't have to say
Today, Ringo's pretty goofy, but John's walk is undefeated.
Row learned from the ministry of silly walks, you know, doubt about it.
Who's the wokenest?
Everyone's going to say George because he had long hair on Ironically, probably Paul,
because his wife was a vegetarian in like 1971.
His basically only a dietary habit for Buddhist monks at that point.
I got to get Paul some credit there.
I'm wasting all my gas, bro.
His wife was woke, so he must be.
He might have gone vegetarian too, I don't know.
Wouldn't surprise me.
I mean, I'll be honest, basically everything I know about leading the McCartney comes from the Simpsons episode that Paul and Linda did.
His daughter, too. Holy cow, the meatless family, bro.
Oh shit
Whatever
So I gotta give you shoes
Paul killed the guy no man now Paul might be dead
I think my grandma really believed that Paul McCartney had died a bit replaced by a doppelganger.
Paul ain't got to worry about that anymore.
Guys, I'm on a new level with this PUBG shit.
shit. There's worse conspiracies. I guess so. I just kind of seems crazy to me that
they would not. They would be like, oh, guys horrible news. Paul McCartney died. What should
we do? One thing we could do, obviously, is unmancies death. And then people would
morning because we lost a great artist way before it's time. Or they could be like,
what have we just got a guy who kind of looks like him and just pretended nothing happened at all.
Like the second one just seems like way crazier.
Damn, the rose hippo duck, there must be pride.
That's a bot.
What?
I don't buy it.
One more bro.
Give me one more.
Oh my god.
That was actually legitimately a real person because the bot took out a grenade.
Bot's so I'm through that.
They throw smokes all the time. That was not a smoke. That was a stun. He was getting even literally rushing me. My life was in peril.
I mean, he's really moving guys. I'm trying with his really moving.
O.J. Stimpsun or Apple juice put me daughter.
That's actually, that's a crazy comment, man.
That's a crazy comment.
I gotta think about that one.
Where's that coming from?
I have to try it.
I mean what's crazy is we do have a lot of O.J. Simpsons in chat.
Every time I talk about how much orange juice actually sucks, people go no, bro, it's
It's awesome, it's awesome and it's full of vitamins and the marketing department, I mean,
I don't know why you're doing their job for free.
The number of people who are like orange juices for adults, apple juices for kids is like,
it's so crazy to me, man.
This is your worst take.
And it's that, gently back in the up here, I don't know you're opinion on orange juice.
People glaze orange juice way too much disrespect to apple juice.
The only juice that's actually quote on quote four kids is grape juice.
Grape juice is 100% a child's drink.
Row fuck you.
Apple juice, sugar, water, okay orange juice, sugar, water with a little acid in it.
I'm not saying one's any better than the other.
I'm just like, it drives me crazy that people are like,
Apple juice is not a serious juice,
but like, Tropicana orange juice is.
Bro, stop breaking my door.
Okay, okay, bro, fine.
Fine.
I'll go inside.
Cause O.J. tastes way better.
Source.
Oh, there isn't one?
Yeah, that's what I thought.
They hate me just for existing.
Let's go out there and get this toast, man.
I'm sick of staying in here waiting to die.
I don't know where they are and I'm sick of pretending.
maybe the motorcycle or who I may or may not know will draw some fire okay alright apparently
That's I'm not in a safe response I thought I was
Bro where are you?
Where are you? He's got the far side XR20 bro
Use logic, you can just type, I don't know where they are, you don't have to go like
Sherlock Holmes mode, a damn vest is completely cracked, I got to farm another one off
a butt, consider the tree, that could have taken your head clean off, but
that's my people over there don't take my butt kill just because you're in a car
that's the dude who got the drop to that's a drop sounding gun
come on bro oh that's bad
Stay still, he might not know I have the softly fibb.
Oh shoot.
Surprise.
There's no need for all that.
That's bad.
Well, it's a crazy.
This is an insane lobby, bro.
Holy cow.
That was outrageous.
You watched it was just an accident on the ride today.
Um, no.
I've never heard of it, which leads me to believe it's some kind of like Angel Studios
I don't know, I watched, I haven't even talked about the media, I watched Bob Trivino likes it on the ride today. I think that movie is really good.
Anyone else seen Bob Trivino likes it?
It won the Palm Door.
Palm Door, what is this?
On Dornab?
No man, I've not seen it. It's pretty good.
Also, watch the last 40 minutes of sentimental value, which was also really good, and the end of the movie is the best part.
Not in some glibway, because you know, that's when you get to stop watching the movie.
But it's just an accident. It's a good Iranian film. It sounds like the sequel to Sex and the City.
But yeah, maybe I'll watch it.
Damn bro, I got a lot of videos on that movie. I've seen every movie. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know, watch Melania. I am doing a Brett Ratner retrospective. So I think like I should.
good. I kind of have to because I have to see where it slots in. Like I know it's
probably but he worked on that. He didn't wear it. He's the director bro. That's why
they're trying to get rush hour four made. That shit sold one ticket in Europe, a
single-ticket. That seems crazy because isn't she from like Slovenia? You think like it? Maybe
they don't need to see the movie because they're like, they know we're in real life or something?
It was the love-lies bleeding guy. I wonder if he's out of the out of the joint yet.
The answer is a real individual, a spiritual, physical, lyrical.
The way you turned on me, I'm going to say yes.
All right, it's on site, I see the fella.
That's the bitch in any die.
That's why we get high because you never know when you're going to go.
Guy who grabs is like that's, I believe we put that in, they're all right, right?
The harmless, that's in the harmless tier.
I can live with that.
And we feel so harmless.
Pack one pick one celebrity salmate of all the individuals that are in prison, presently,
I'd have to think about it, I have to think about it.
Because usually celebrities don't go to prison.
So yeah, a lot of people are saying, Sean comes right now, which I don't really want to
be in the Sean and Cone cell.
Martha Stewart, yeah, but Martha Stewart is a cowards choice because she's not in prison anymore.
There's a baddie, of course we'd all agree, but it's not in currently incarcerated.
She's in sort of like a sort of like a commercial advertising jail where she's doing a bunch
of videos with Snoop Dogg or whatever.
Joe Exotic?
I think that might also still suck.
I think it could be funny.
I won't deny the humor involved.
Speaking of which Snoop is streaming right now,
we don't fuck with Snoop Dogg anymore.
But set it a lot.
Bro is getting a lot of credit for having like one classic admittedly classic,
doubtlessly classic rap album.
And then just like kind of just existing after that.
He's famous just for being that guy from commercials now,
which seems so insane.
That's not true, you're right, he's famous for also smoking weed, which as we all know is very cool.
Well otherwise he strikes me almost like the rock and that famous for being famous here.
The rock has been in a lot of movies, but like, we haven't seen them.
Let's be honest.
Okay, this is so fucking unbelievably insane name.
But also the second time we have seen that name,
that's kind of unbelievable.
I don't know what's going on in PUBG now, maybe they're not all bots, I don't know.
You could have done me a favor and died with a little bit more ammo in your pocket, though.
I'm not sure if that's real player, I mean the name is so, so crazy.
What would be the title of the rock time snoot movie?
So before we do this, can we make sure that they have not been in a movie together?
Because it certainly seems to me like that it easily could have happened already.
Yeah, I see you out there.
Like did you know the streaming is not movie or sorry, not Twitch streaming, but like I can't
talk anymore.
I'm sorry.
But like the streaming landscape for movies is so funny like sometimes you'll just open prime video and you're like
Oh, there's a new movie starring like eight Oscar winners that I've never heard of
But it has that fuckass like sky blue background and yellow text that indicates there's a 100% chance
It's gonna be total dog shit and then it comes out and it must have cost like at least 50 million dollars to make
it comes out nobody watches it nobody ever talks about it and it fades from existence
within like 12 hours of its release. It's so crazy.
Treasure planet. No, I'm not treasure planet. I'm talking about the new
Jason Mamoa and who a date-butty's the movie. I guess they're not eight Oscar winners, but
They might be at some point. Yeah, wrecking crew. What the hell do you mean there's a new date-butty's the movie?
I would have heard about it surely
Hey
Nobody took a shot of me when I was doing that
You did the fillet I just killed, and you are.
Let's call me by your name, too.
I should have known, bro.
Movies cooked, I'm afraid.
There's some good ones this time of year.
Or we'll shooting dude, embarrassing shooting.
Well, I should rephrase, there's no, there's not good ones this time of the year in January for the most part, although I heard bone temples pretty sick.
But there's great ones in premium video on the man.
A lot of the movies trying to win Oscars that have decided nobody else is going to go see them in New York and Los Angeles.
it was just an accident for example bro I told you I don't really care what happens to
carry Miranda Samantha or Charlotte I kind of care what happens to Miranda to be honest
but otherwise it was just an accident I'm not watching it
Nice track. Nice try with the crossbow. That was legitimately that was sick.
You can keep glazing new movies instead of complaining about Sturgeon's Law. I've been
online enough but I haven't been online enough to know what Sturgeon's Law is. That being
said, I've been glazing new movies. I said as anyone seen Bob Tribino likes it and then
One person said yes, it's tear-slop, which I guess is a movie that makes you cry is tear-slop these days.
And it might be bait that I fell for.
Emotion bait.
that's sentimental value slander bait sentimental value not sentimental value has that
that Nordic quality of like understated emotion okay that was fucking sick bro
I don't see how you could call Bob Tribino likes it, Slop.
Has a French steward ever been in a media property that you would describe as Slop?
Yeah, I don't think so, kid.
you miss every shot. I was literally just trying to keep him out of the car lane, bikes
belong in the bike lane. Yeah, inspect their SlopJit to third Slop from the Sun. All those
other things that French do where it has been in. I think he's in a movie called Love Stinks,
aka Slop Stinks. Slop father to, yes, oh the godfather too sorry, I don't want to see
equals. I can, but I need just a minute, okay? I'm going to just get it myself once
this one's over. I use when you use your streamer voice on your life.
There are you little ants, you little aunts, where are you?
Then you tried doing the auto tune voice, I spent an embarrassing amount of time trying
to recreate the auto-tune voice and I just don't know how to do it.
I don't know how I did it. I don't know how to recreate it. I don't remember what the
conditions were like when I made it happen because I didn't even notice it until I saw
the clip. It's, uh, I'm hoping that at some point we can, you know, recapture the magic,
but I can't do it on demand. It was not a twitch glitch because Apollo noticed it in the
Discord. It could have been a microphone glitch, but I don't know if I don't know enough about electronic engineering to know if that could have manifested as an auto to it or something resembling auto to an at least.
that's probably the first spot we've done all day
on the front, huh. Oh, sorry buddy. This is where you get off. I'll drop in near the
Anyway, does any have a home, you know what I'm talking about, Steelyheads?
Yes, man.
So crazy to me, this Steely Dan is like the only reference that people are happy to get.
Every other reference people go,
Ah, yeah, I suppose. I suppose all the steely ones people go, hey, wait a second
That's steely then, isn't it? They've been go to for 50 years. I've been saying man
I mean, I haven't been saying ever 50 years. I've been saying it for like five years, but
But still
I'm already actually when she puts me on the Wolverine up to Anne and Dale.
Well you shouldn't have been smoking with the boys upstairs man if you didn't want to get on the Wolverine up to Anne and Dale.
Sing Sing Sun or Sun Sun Blue Daughter.
What does it sound so bad for me to say that?
Why does it sound like I'm saying something I shouldn't say when I say Sing Sing Sun or
or a song sung-blue daughter.
It says, it sounds like I'm naming someone like,
I'm naming like two different people.
I saw your head, bro.
Now I decided to fuck all that.
Are you folding your socks?
Interesting.
I put a lot of thought in the mundane trivialities of day to day life like this.
I think socks are the one thing that it's the first time you fold them is as good as the
last time you fold them.
You pair up your socks and roll them into a ball.
a single laundry chore has gone by without me using that exact method and not a single
time have I gone I should get a better sock method. This one is really like they were
cooking when they invented that. Whichever proto-redditor came up with the life
pro tip for roll your socks into a ball in pairs. They were cooking man.
Not turning one inside the other. That's what I'm saying bro, that's the ball.
You put him back to back and then roll the bottom through the top.
up.
Whoops.
Don't do it.
Still got no idea how to fold my partner's underwear.
Yeah.
I mean, I feel like boxer briefs are really easy to fold because it's just like a rectangle.
but the women's underwear much harder to fold.
I'm like a turn turn the sides in
and then fold the triangle under sort of guy.
Just stop folding your underwear.
Okay, or you grow up, there's like,
you can also do that.
That's how you do it.
Hey, I'm like you guys though,
I learned it from base principles.
So can I get my flowers?
There they are, I didn't know it's a driving game, bro, that's how I know that there's like no
bots in the lobby anymore.
Anybody's in a car.
What the hell?
I'll say, that's not ideal.
Oh shit.
He's dropping blues on grenades on me.
If you put ketchup on eggs like my Canadian cousins, people do do that in Canada.
But I also, do people not do that in the United States?
People not do, they do do that?
Okay, well then we're not so different, you and I.
So I see what you're going to do.
You're going to wait for me to get the crate and then, oh crap.
Stop! Don't shoot!
Well, I don't have any ammo, can you guys just chill for one second?
I'm free.
What the hell is going on?
That's bot smoke.
Gotta be careful about that one.
It's a whole stream snipers.
It's not, we got mod by a non-stream sniper last time.
I believe that was a non-stream sniper.
because they were like, they had military precision, man.
Possauce on eggs always, I'm with you.
I'm just not, I'm only a ketchup on fries guy, or ketchup on chips,
if you're British or Canadian, because ketchup chips are pretty good.
I don't even like ketchup that much, but I like the ketchup chips.
the
of
all you're going to give you go for the egg bro flinching when you get a bad shot
Yeah, I don't think so, kid. Wouldn't be me.
Let me waste in our bullets, man.
All the stream snipers need to meet up for a pan fight.
Put the hell there, they're on a squad together!
They got one in the driver seat, ah, ah!
One in the driver seat, one in the passenger seat with a damn crossbow.
Oh, I see you.
Let's got a sting.
Hey, there was one bot in the lobby, if I may.
real human beings.
I drank the going back in time potion.
How crazy is it that nerd had that potion?
What did he think to do with it?
Oh, I'm gonna get a girlfriend, get a life, bro, so sad.
You could do anything, bro.
You're just gonna jump on a bunch of hamsters
and try to get a girlfriend.
Yeah, exactly, you think bigger.
You can get a wife, bro.
You got the going back in time, potion.
Adjrums.
Are these hitting?
Oh, they're hitting.
I don't know what I'm going to do about the final boss, bro.
That one might have been a bot.
Okay, that was a great shot.
Not at all.
I got me pretty good with that one.
I say I have the advantage here though.
That was shit they got out of the fucking car dude.
Never mind.
There is a floating bolt.
I really thought that would do it.
Damn!
This guy's kinda insane with the crossbow if I'm being honest.
I can't even be mad about that.
That's some crazy shooting.
Like, pod friend normally I would be upset,
but the theatricality of that kill is incredible.
Wait, wait, okay, we got time.
Let me, let me, let me, I'll leave you play.
You didn't hear the misses.
Leave, leave replay. That was a good game.
We got some great shots in there.
Close.
Load up for casual. I got to bring in groceries from outside.
I'll be right back.
I made it, fellas.
Oh! Perfect timing.
Liz Farrethir, she crashes her paramotor. Help me, Siri, please. I've lost my flying machine.
Okay, that's, I would have thought if you would ask me three months ago, how long is this
and Guyville gimmick chatter going to be able to make it, I would have thought like a
week, but you're literally still coming up with relevant heaters.
120 days late, I forgot how long I'm on this, 90 days later.
Help me marry also on the on the peloton playlist, although I've been watching movies instead.
How is a paramotor crash relevant?
Do you have the hangliders in this game?
Nah, ain't seen the bone template yet.
I don't know what I'm gonna watch tomorrow, man.
It's got to be a main minute-along movie.
You know what, I've two and 90 minute-long movies,
I think left in the watch list before I need to go through the fuck-ass Amazon Prime
Carousel and find some more 90 minute movies.
One of them is Bronson, which I've never seen, but mouth has talked about a lot.
And the other one is the Witch, which I have to see.
weird bronzing, good bronzing, bad, which is a heater. I've heard that fallout watch party.
Macros, I mean this, I don't even need to hedge my bets and say I mean this with respect because I
genuinely mean it respectfully. You do you, you do you with the with the fallout show. I just can't,
I'm just not interested in it for some reason, I'm just something, I've also the other
thing, maybe one of the reasons I've never been interested in watching the fallout show
is I don't think I've ever heard anybody say it's good. I've only heard people say it's
all right or it's kind of fun. All right, we'll probably cue for one more. Also, I have
of resistance to a show where whenever I ask if it's good people just say Walton
Goggins is in it. Walton Goggins, he's been in a lot of stuff. Don't give me wrong.
I'm not watching a show just for Walton Goggins 99 out of 100 on the bot lobby. I found
a non-bot if I made. That was a non-bot.
I
Look pernell is really good in it too. I just with all do whisper. I'm being an asshole and I acknowledge that
I just can't believe you're telling me the performances and the fallout TV show are good
Because it's not like it's not that kind of show, right?
It's not a show where like people act as a show where like things happen
You know what I mean
It can be both.
Yeah, but at its core it's a show where people are like, I want to watch this to see what
happens on the next episode.
I know I'm hitting at something close to the quick because people are starting to get
offended.
This is how I know I'm getting closer and closer to some kind of objective truth.
Most devastating critique you've ever had is Wikipedia movie.
Now there's more YouTube shorts movie is worse.
But Wikipedia movie is a real thing.
Like I would have to imagine that the Wikipedia article for plot on Taosiro is probably
17 paragraphs long and the Wikipedia article for plot on sentimental value is one paragraph
long.
It might even just be one sentence.
Swedish director is strange from his family returns home to try to get his daughter to be in his new movie the end it was like no
It does it has nothing else because that's not it's not a
movie where things happen that's a movie where people change
There's two different there's only two different kinds of art out there art where things happen and art where people change
How can you change if nothing happens?
Or how can you not change?
Even if stuff happens.
She does a good American accent.
It's not beating the show where things happen allegations.
That's what I'm saying.
I never want to hear that an actor's accent is good.
I only want to hear that it's bad.
This is like when they remember that like 50-year period where they were just giving
best actor awards to whoever was doing like the best impression of a real person that
existed on planet Earth.
We're past that.
Who are we giving it to this year?
Who's the front runner for best actor this year?
It can't be Leo, right? Because Leo, I mean, it's kind of more of a
an ensemble picture, even a supporting role. Timmy for Marty, that makes more sense, even though I haven't
seen it, that seems like the scottled bud. But Timmy plays a real guy. Oh no, my goat!
Rochill. Okay, that was a real person and you should be embarrassed. Also you're dressed like Walton Goggins.
He doesn't play a real guy. Is this how I find out Marty Supreme's not a real guy?
We're just he not play Marty to see play some words.
He's a half real guy, like a, like a, like a Chris Gaines type situation, loosely based
on a real guy.
I think we stick with the hump.
Like Frankenstein, I can't believe I'm a little pissed off of the Academy from making me
watch Frankenstein because they nominated it for Best Picture, man.
I don't have anything against Guillermo del Toro.
I just don't really want to watch like a three hour long Frankenstein movie on Netflix.
good though. Yeah, like, in their nominated like a Vince Vaughn movie or something like that.
Moving about sports.
Oh, backpacks, huh?
Some movie where people change.
Oh, that's very funny.
Okay.
That's a very cute way to describe Frankenstein.
He does get to hit by a lightning bolt and turn it to his arm to hear something.
He's known for the lightning bolt type shit, mouth jack box answer.
That's the monster.
I'll level with you.
I don't give a fuck about the doctor.
I'm in it for the monster.
but Adjo tells, oh, a real guy, the doctor is the monster. Yeah, I don't think so.
Does the doctor have a green skin? Is he have freaking bolts coming out of his neck?
I'd be surprised, I haven't seen the movie yet, so no spoilers, but I'd be surprised.
We don't know because the movies are black and white. Oh shit, you got me.
Cooked on my fray.
You don't know the plot of Frankenstein? Listen, buddy.
Everything I need to know about Frankenstein, I learned from
Germus Halloween stream where you played Frankenstein for the Sega CD.
So I know that the story starts with Frankenstein waking up
up and beating the shit out of like a rat, I think it was like getting in a fist fight
with a rat and then you leave Frankenstein leaves the bedroom and sorry Frankenstein's monster
leaves the bedroom and then Dr Frankenstein is like I'm sorry my son I've made a horrible mistake
I'm too smart to live and I've given life to an abomination now I must kill you and then you
you get in a like a moi-tai fight with the doctor that canonically the monster wins and
then I had to stop watching after that but the monster walked out into town and a bunch of
like as soon as he walked out into the town a bunch of people picked the fight with him
like which seems unbelievable because isn't Frank and science monster like seven feet tall
and like in say he's built like a like a brute or it's like a barbarian or something like that.
I feel like people would just let him mind his own business.
Jibana Ligue, yes sir, like Paul Schaefer. Paul Schaefer? Paul Schaefer was on Letterman.
the heck.
Actual genuine real person about their program to clock you before you get that close to them.
I think we actually want that right there.
And then this is the loadout of dreams, man.
Yes, I think that's a good way to describe it.
Paul Schafer is kind of like David Letterman's stand.
When you're going to play a multiplayer game,
you mean besides like two and a half hours ago?
It's a maro.
Mal's all in on jackbox, man.
He was putting a lot of jackbox suggestions into the discord.
Or are you just making a glib joke about how I'm the only person playing PUBG, which
is obviously false, because the game has also filled with stream snipers.
No deadlock.
Deadlock's not real.
Fall out the TV shows not real.
The bizarre resurgence is not real, no most of you are not real, most of you are not real.
Help me.
Apex Legends season 3 that can't be right.
Unless they made a TV show about Apex Legends.
Wouldn't surprise me, bro, apparently they made one about twisted metal.
Speaking of rich.
It's good.
I mean, we're not watching that, but that's fine.
Is it on the Roku channel?
P.Cock, then I don't even have P.Cock to use up here.
This feels good.
Yep.
I got so much coverage in the smoke.
How is that possible, bro? There we go. I can't believe it.
Give me out of here.
Offscreen death.
Are these bots?
You have to use your own judgment.
Most of the bot calls are copium though.
Like that is obviously the way a real person moves.
They did hit the real people with some firmware upgrades though bro.
They have gotten, have improved their aim a lot if I'm not mistaken.
That sounded like a real, a real person shooting the second ago though.
All right, I'll admit it. Maybe we played enough PUBG.
I don't know though. It is still kind of awesome.
casual might just be phone players. I feel like we have seen like a
a two-year-old use an iPad. I feel like the phone users would be like cracked, man.
No? Go to a restaurant sometime, man.
YOOOOOCH!
Like it honestly wouldn't surprise me if by the time Gen Alpha is like our age, they're
actually faster at using touch screens than using a keyboard.
I know it closed your ears if you're a power user on VIM, but I swear, man, I swear.
Control 4 undefeated defensive maneuver.
This case will be using their minds, that was left of them, after they see fallouts
using too.
Come on.
I got no quarrel with fallout and just that it happens to be the call.
right now. Yes, man. I wouldn't let you again. Hello again, old friend. Does he like
anything? Oh, I'm literally going to give a sentiment of value and Bob Trivino likes it,
Both of 4.5 out of 5. I like lots of stuff, man.
It's like...
You like anything gamers like?
Now you're getting somewhere.
Now you're getting in the meat of it.
That's tough.
what? you know what? you earned it
I tracing the outline view
There was a person shooting like right here too.
Both real? I need someone with the back.
That sounded wrong. I need someone with access to the back end to confirm her denial list.
Okay, I actually died with a bot.
I decided I don't need to get covered and I died a little bad.
That's so crazy.
Manga in decline, crazy name.
Run it back.
Now I gotta eat lunch with like I've got to do this afternoon.
Yes, it will be chicken potato. You're absolutely right damn a thousand damage. I'm gonna who is live with the gook crew?
Friends, Lopathon right now
Me
Big-how-dody
Am I a bad enough dude to raid big-how-oddody? I think I am. Oh, but it's gonna ruin his awesome chance
No disrespect to you. It's gonna ruin his it's gonna totally fuck up the vines in
Japan. It's gonna be a nice thing to do but it's gonna ruin the vines so bad
It's for charity bro. I'm gonna do it. I just want I want to have the clip of me knowing that it's gonna ruin the vines
I don't hate all of you, it's just like it's going to be lots of funny stuff happening
in the chat and then you guys are going to be saying, when is this guy going to play oblivion
or something like that?
Don't do that.
But don't check out how he was doing the next part of the who-crew friend Slopathon that
that I was on this morning with Justin Steffen from the Go off Kings and Ricky P.
Cock. Go be cool in the chat. Okay, because we're sending a lot of people over. It's
for charity. And it's funny. I watch how all the time. He's one of my favorite streamers.
The game show streams, the fleets, the movie night. Either way, I will see tomorrow really
Friday already. They expect us to believe that shit. No, man. I don't know if I'd buy
shit. Nah, that makes sense. It's been a long one. I'll see you next time. Later.