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01-30-2026 · 5h 10m
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Hello, can you hear me now?
Yes, beautiful dude. I was like what's going on people are going crazy over my opinion on splitsville
I say, hey guys, I don't know if you've seen it, but splits feels pretty good and Chad
exploded. It was like a hundred instant plus twos and then like 500 people going, you
literally can't say that. And I was like, what the fuck is going on, man? Something is not right.
It is pretty good. It has to be better than Stitzville. Stitzville got a pretty good
uh... flea market though if i remember correctly
i do i do feel like i'm a little bit
a little bit loud
for sure let me let me check this out
for sure let me check that sounds pretty good if i'm being honest
but i will allow myself
forward decibels
And then I'll talk at my normal cadence and volume and affectation,
volume and affectation, but I don't have anything in the balance right now.
So who knows?
Leave me to join up going to see Blip yesterday.
What's cab, cab, lip, you're going tomorrow.
What do you think I should get at Chris Angels, breakfast, lunch and pizza?
I didn't get a chance yesterday to check out the menu.
Chris Angels, breakfast, lunch and pizza.
As a 4.2 out of 5, that's like way, way better than I expected.
Food was tasty and crustless, perfect on the pizza.
We enjoyed mine-free pizza and poppers.
There's nothing gimmicky about this place at all.
The food is the real deal, it's good quality, tasty marinara, the pizza was so delicious.
Are we ready for a world in which Chris Angels, breakfast, lunch, and pizza is actually
kind of awesome?
I find it hard to believe, don't get me wrong, but it seems like kind of the the funniest
way for the universe to shake this out.
Eat.plp.com, this building's history, sure, you want to pizza me, be in from New York.
I'm obsessed with pizza and then somewhat of a pizza connoisseur.
So I scoured the East Coast for the best of the best to bring the cablip.
I think you'll agree there's nothing like our pizza.
My pizza master chefs have been making pizza for more than 50 years.
It's literally in their Italian DNA.
You can't say that, Chris Angel, you can't say that.
Also, are you implying that you poached talent from New York City
pizza Reas and move them to the middle of the Moapa Valley in Nevada just to cook pizza
at a Chris Angels Breakfast Lunch and Pizza. Did you get not literally, I don't
not literally in the DNA or not literally a relocation bonus. Learn your mind
freak in your bag of tricks. Let me see what's going on in the bag of tricks here.
Learn how to perform the mind-free magic trick you received in your bag of tricks, holy cow.
Of course, I got to look at the menu.
The mind-fest. Mind-fest sounds pretty good.
Two short-statt pancakes, bacon and sausage, one egg, hash browns, and coffee with tea, the ultimate breakfast combo.
Well that's the mind fest, sandwiches, wraps, and rock and roll served with a big pickle.
You want to pizza me?
Famous burgers, nice buns, and a big pickle.
The Patriot Burger, love that, love the concept of the Patriot Burger.
108 ounces of 100% pure beef.
American cheese lettuce tomato slice pickles and red onion served on a toast a
breo shbunno a breo shbun doesn't seem very patriotic. I think if you wanted it to be a
patriot burger you shouldn't be using French bread served with a big pickle. The using
American is like an adjective that really loses all of its meaning. Spaghetti fire spaghetti
I'm going for you. Spaghetti for you.
This is, I wish I had looked at this yesterday.
Goblet, gourmet Italian ice, manufactured in Chris's mind food's plant in Las Vegas.
Everything's mind with this guy, dude.
Mind foods, mind freak, mind tricks.
Chris masterminded the cablip signature shake from his father's own recipe.
With a souvenir cup, 899, that's actually a cheapest fuck for a real milkshake with
a souvenir cup.
I'm telling you, I think he's on to something, man.
Nine bucks USD for a real milkshake and a souvenir cup.
I'm starting to feel like maybe Chris Angel ain't that bad.
Six years, 1729.
What the fuck?
They do it a different out of the Moap of Alley, man.
Mind freees with souvenir cup.
Chris is signage your drink.
A must, shot of absolute vodka.
Five scoops of strawberry, holy mithelion ice.
Five scoops!
Holy cow.
Anyway.
75 cents for old milk. Chris is the gold man. There's no shot. There's
restaurant can be making money. This has got to be a lost leader to get you
to come in. Maybe if you like have them cater in an event or something like that.
Salids for the stars.
Jc's wicked wings. The only thing on the menu that says prices subject to change. Very
sensitive to the price of chicken wings for sure.
Ah man, he might be the goat. Hang on, I'm going to blow my nose.
As you're probably be good with one blown nose over the course of the stream and then I
I won't sound new, because you've got five hours.
Yeah, man.
First part, finally got a chance to shave last night, shaving while six, so annoying
because you get the stubble and then you blow your nose and then you get a like a Kleenex mustache.
So stupid, man.
Yes, dude, people don't know what it's like, man, people don't know what it's like.
Let me, let me get this going.
I'm going to get it going by opening a closed cab lip, I'm going to open a new tab and I'm
going to get the those started.
I'm going to drag out the tab so it's a brand new window, and then I'm going to go here,
and then that's good. Okay. We're back with the dolls y'all. It's been a minute. I have to keep
doing the dolls. So I don't get stupider. It's that simple. The only way to stay on your
intelligence grind as you approach mental age is to do 25 to 30 puzzle games every single day.
And I'm telling you, no disrespect, the mini is not going to do it. I did like seven
globe and mail mini this morning. That is not that's actually not to make anybody feel bad.
less intellectually stimulating than a word search. A word search is more intellectually
stimulating than like a six clue crossword that has a maximum of five letter
words. I'm not saying it's not fun to do, it can be fun, but that can't be your
cognitive workout. Does magic count? Onironically and unfortunately yes, magic is
one of the most cognitively complex tasks you can actually do, which is why it
sucks as a game. I want to roll dice, move my avatar six spaces and then pay rent to
somebody. I don't want to figure out if I drop my pain land this turn, am I going to
have enough HP to tap my enchantment to search my deck for a white weenie, okay? I got
enough of that for one guy. This is, uh, this is Jerry, man. This is Jerry. Whoa. Ah, that was
unexpected. That was really unexpected. You have the cinematography of a green lantern, if I
may. Oh, this is, uh, well, this is the power Rangers movie with Elizabeth Banks. Okay. I can
do that, man. That's a little bit thanks. It turnles as a crazy guess. If anything, this
has DC energy coming off of it. As much as I don't want to give too much respect to Marvel,
this does not have Marvel energy. The costume is giving DC. So that must be Zoltan, and
then this is Alpha. Alpha, I don't know, Alpha's a robot. They kind of look like a, like a burnt
chicken or something like they kind of look like that baby from a racer head
with like a VR headset on
you guys must be the power angels
this is
you're a bad you're both bad guys i remember your gold are i don't remember your name
you're a bad guy too or are you
the mega's lord maybe you're the mega's on a lot that that's the mega's
So who's the other guy?
Maybe I have split Goldar in the two different guys in my head.
I thought there was Goldar and then another guy that had like many Gargoyle wings or something like that.
Lord's dead. That's I'm thinking of Lord's dead, bro.
Anyway, this is the power Rangers.
probably pretty I'm not saying it's bad I'm saying pretty unlikely that it's
going to make it to the the Peloton playlist. I got a lot of stuff to work
through before I get to the the power Rangers movie from 2017 or whatever.
It was good enough for a sequel. Well Elizabeth she's doing other stuff right
Elizabeth Banks, she's honestly she probably have time to make a power
Rangers too with Bernie Sanders and stop taking shots at her. Everyone's
mad at the banks, bro, everyone hates the banks. I haven't even seen
Power Rangers, can't be that bad. She's pretty good in like 40 year old
virgin. She's pretty good in slither. I got no, I got no problem with her.
Prior to Shader Sanders, who's the most recent Browns quarterback to be
renamed to the pro bull. Okay. The first thing I want to say, the only guess I could
have for this is, I mean, I would think it would be something surprising. It would be like
a disson Watson having like a surprisingly good rookie season that I was not privy to or
but he didn't play for the Browns when he was still throwing the football. He basically
is a professional hospital patient and criminal defendant. So I think maybe Johnny
Manzeo did he have a good rookie season. I know he's considered a boss, but also this
shader thing doesn't make sense to me. How is it like Drake May can't play in the
how does it go to shudder?
How does it go to shudder after, after Drake may?
That doesn't make any sense to me.
It's fan voting?
There's no, I didn't think it would be fan voting.
I think it would be like, who's still in town
or something like that?
Seven other people said no.
And it's honestly kind of crazy that he was like,
pent-up, even still, because I had him on my fantasy team, and I mean, he only played
like five weeks or something like that. Anyway, long story short. I have no idea. I can't
even remember who the Browns quarterback was when I, you know what, Jeff Garcia. In 2004,
Jeff Garcia was the Browns quarterback. Okay. Well, that on an, if I may be proud of myself,
that's a decent guess considering the history of the, of the Cleveland Browns. Right
Goldman-Roh left the Pistons in signed a three year 50 million dollar deal with this
Eastern Conference team in 2015, Regmond-Roh, Orlando Magic, just a guess.
Complete shot in the dark.
Milwaukee bucks, that pisses me off because the Milwaukee bucks should not be in the Eastern
Conference.
They are, I would consider them in the Midwest of the United States.
I think everybody would.
Why wouldn't they be in the East?
Are they, I, I look at Chicago as the primaryity in the United States.
Anything west of Chicago is the west and anything east of Chicago is the east.
Milwaukee is directly north of Chicago.
Can I get to a GIS scientist on this?
I need to see the lines of latitude or longitude.
It's slightly west of Chicago, I rest my case. Trailing the only berry bonds and Adam
And then Nick Johnson drew 110 walks while playing for this NL East team in 2006.
The NL East must be the Nationals, the Phillies, I'm going to say the Nationals, probably
the Cincinnati Reds, I had the guess.
is the nationals. We take those. An infamous war criminal, what African country is
Joseph Kony from? I think he was from Uganda. A video did a number. Like, it's stuck in
your brain man. The fact that I still remember that 14 years on means that from a
marketing standpoint, they accomplish their goal. This is, I think it's Sam Rockwell and
Emily Blunt, but it's also kind of just Sam Smith. That's huge. This continued in 2020 but
relaunched in 2025. This brand of fruit juices and smoothies offered flavors such as berries
go mega, blueberry monster, mobeta and red rap city. You guys don't have happy planet, huh?
So bae, so bae maybe? Not so bae. Anyone know? Nobody knows. Give me back my lizard milk.
A soul bay hit so hard when I was a little kid.
My dad would play beer league hockey and the games would finish at like 10 p.m.
He'd come back with like a big soul bay for me to drink.
When you're nine, you don't give a fuck that one bottle of soul bay is like four hundred and ten calories.
You drink that shit then go to bed like a 10 minutes later.
Oh, man.
From 2018 to 2020, this e-reality show followed a Laguna Beach Hills star in her life
in Nashville with her then husband Jay Cudler.
So the lady from the Hills was named.
She was the most famous person in the world for five minutes.
Her name was a broke, call this broke, broke those best, not broke those best.
What was her name?
Lauren Conrad, Lauren Conrad, or Kristen Cavaliery.
A hidden sniper has their site set on Colin Farrell.
Yeah, that's foam booth, bro.
Ruby wouldn't even make any sense now.
She would be called like cell phone.
They'd have to get the scope on him when he was stuck in traffic
in an Uber, in an Uber, X or something.
After being part of the hip-hop collective, the diplomats,
this rapper had hits in the 2000s with We Fly High,
Ballin, and Pop Champaign.
Big Sean.
I don't know a big Sean, so I'll put him in there.
My Jones, oh wow, this is a tough one, man.
Really tough daily doesn't today.
Derek Anderson never would have gotten bucks.
Basically had no chance.
Old Wala.
Very Catholic.
I nearly would be a fucking pawn on one of their names.
I just couldn't remember.
Isn't this like, we go way back.
Isn't the hills like,
like patient zero for ease,
reality entertainment empire.
Like isn't it because of the hills that we knew,
like boon general,
who took us to Chris general,
who took us to the Kardashians,
who took us to the like where we are now,
Laguna Beach gave birth to the hills.
Boom, Jenner's a hockey player. There's another, there's another general, okay?
The, the, Brody, Brody, Jenner, Brody, Jenner. Thank you.
Kim was friends with Paris. I mean, we got a little bit Laguna Beach. We got the hills. We got Paris, the St. Geography class, bro.
LeBoubou Jenner, which traces back to the O.C., so Jason Schwartzman, you're saying Jason Schwartzman
is at the heart of all of this, for being the drummer of Phantom Planet.
This all comes back to Jason.
How deep does it go?
Okay, okay.
Let me think about this.
These are like things in a make-up kit.
Compact, nail file, tweezers and comb.
Things in a cosmetic grooming items.
Sticky things, a band-aid tape, a lint roller, and a sticker, a patch a cluster, a pocket
and an area, upper minute helping, I don't know what this one is, by the way, this one
goes out to whoever in our hand, this one goes out to whoever in chat said the NL doesn't
have the know how to handle connections today, just so you know, it's the easiest connections
that I've ever seen in my entire life.
It's honestly unbelievably easy.
And you might not make it.
You might not make it.
That's one of the easiest ones I've seen in my history of doing this.
So you can just admit that you failed it.
And even worse, you probably closed it before you failed it.
So it didn't affect your stats, even though,
deep down you know.
You're cratering my self-worth.
It's literally not your fault.
false. I have a daughter and one of the classic birthday gifts for a five-year-old girl is
like a makeup kit that's fake makeup. So she has like four of those. So I'm I'm
always thinking about the stuff that's in a makeup bag.
I feel like more people are searching tow trucks. No, I think I made a huge mistake, y'all.
Not bad.
Can I tell you something?
Please don't take this as actionable advice.
You know how, sometimes at a parking spot, it says violators will be towed immediately.
I don't believe that sign.
Being 25 means I can't park here.
I'm going to get towed.
Being 37 is like first off, think of the chain of events that have to happen.
Someone has to notice, um, parked in the spot to begin with, which is very unlikely to
happen because everyone's inside of the office.
Someone then has to go up call a tow truck.
The tow truck has to get here in record time.
And then because I feel like if someone was parked in my spot,
I would be like the tow truck will be the last thing I want to do.
Now if you park in a place where the city says you can't park here,
you really need to get out of there immediately.
Because the city is not playing around, they will take you to the fuck ass impound lot on terminal avenue.
Ask me how I know.
Mitsky versus Gassafelstein.
Go Mitsky on this one.
Good 21 Savage over Gassafelstein.
I've seen six toe trucks waiting for 3 p.m. on Kingsway.
All right, maybe don't listen to me.
Maybe I don't know what I'm talking about.
But I will say one thing, when the festival, I guess we're not even doing the festival of
lights anymore. When the fuck has Nimbee neighbor who's in Kitsilano have the signs that say
the parking is for residents only, you can park there and go to the beach.
They will not tell you. A tow truck cannot even fit on those narrow-ass streets, okay?
You will be able, you can park on those streets. They can't stop you.
I think Dr. Drake clears Johnny Cash on this one.
I'm going to say DJ Khaled clears.
I'm going to say DJ Khaled clears.
I honestly don't know if Foster the people has more than one song.
Oasis is going to clear.
Oasis is going to clear.
I'm so switched into this guide, guys, bro.
Big Sean is going to clear
Tyler's going to clear
That's the creator
I'm thinking you just witnessed the man turn religious if that's the creator you can catch me at church brow
I was gonna say I was gonna say all my knees without I thought it was maybe too much. We'll go Godfather part two
Okay, hold's here, don't call me a hose, your brow, elbows up.
Let's say, before sunset over twisted pair, say John Wick, over twisted pair, John
Wick, everything now show reference, say John Wick, over tick tick boom, even though I
hear it.
Oh, never mind, my bad.
I guess people, John, action, move me when I get one thing wrong and more or less.
Action movies and romantic comedies have a debuff for user reviews.
How can the one of the best examples of the genre be a 7.4?
And I listen.
I have a seem to think boom, I heard it's pretty good.
But I have a theory.
And my theory is based on three things.
It's based on this.
And three things, by the way, is enough to stay, to say statistically significant.
It's based on John Wick having a 7.4.
It's based on split civil having a 3.4 on letter box.
and it's based on Bob Trivino likes it having a 3.7.
Committees and action movies, people will watch it
and be like, that's the best comedy I've ever seen
and then go to Letterbox and give it a 3.5.
And they won't feel like there's any kind of cognitive distance
happening there at all.
It's madness, bro. We're surrounded by dishonest people.
And they're dishonest with themselves.
Or two, well, sometimes.
I think that's, I think 20 years ago for sure you're right.
But now it's kind of changing a little bit.
I think hereditary broke it wide open for everybody else.
And the Babadook, mid-Summer, et cetera, et cetera.
But hell is this?
Heredity wipe open?
That's not what I said, okay, I think.
I think it's not what I said.
It follows too.
I love it follows, but people aren't ready for it
because of the fact that I don't wanna spoil anything,
but there's a little, it might be a metaphor for sex.
I'm starting to the guy who closed his eyes
during the scary parts.
I'm starting to think this movie might be a metaphor
for STIs.
I'm interested to see what happens with the sequel, bro.
It still follows.
You just ruined it for the Puritans.
Bro, the movie says if you have sex, you're guaranteed to die, which is true.
But the other thing they don't fucking tell you is that if you don't have sex, you're also still going to die.
Maybe they cover that in the sequel.
one of the friends is like I just won't have sex and then they'd like get hit by a
boss or something and then it really drives home you know the every birth sentence is
a life sentence bro our sea of the kerospanish cheese selection the man
shego the tipsy goat and the iberico 14 ounces of cheese it's like a pound of
I think you're getting this, like a pound of cheese could be like $7, but I mean, you're getting the
man's shego. You're getting the tips you go. I don't need to get me started on the I bearico. I think you
go to a 1099 for that personally. Maybe a 999. Maybe an 899, maybe a 949, okay 949 fair enough.
That's so good. The sequel is called It likes and the third movie of course, it retweets.
That is a fucking classic joke and you have nailed it. That's so good. It subscribes. Don't
Try to end one their joke.
It follows, it likes, it retweets is better.
They got you on that.
The prequel it comments, you don't need the end one.
It's perfect.
So you have the read, there's two different kinds of jokes.
Okay, there's riffs, you can end one or riffs, but a late night monologue style joke,
you can't end one.
Because you just, they got the joke, it's perfectly encapsulated, you don't need to
extend it.
Because extending on it actually, it makes the original joke a little bit worse because
you're just, the premise doesn't warrant it.
The main thing that makes the joke funny is the fact that the, the, the, the, the, the
re-contextualization was unexpected.
Now it's being very, very expected.
So basically what you're saying is, if I, if I may transmute it into the, the parlance
that you're brain, the machine code,
the way your brain understands it.
Your brain is going,
another thing you can do on Twitter is reply.
Yes, we know, bro.
We know, obviously, you can do lots of stuff.
You can block, you can add someone to a list, I think.
I don't know if you can still do that.
You can send it to the direct message.
We don't need all that.
We already, we got the perfect setup to begin with.
You can quote tweet,
List, Monka S. There's a lot of good lists, okay? There's probably more good lists than bad lists.
Top 10 movies, starring Jonah Hill. Good list right there. I'd probably say number one.
I mean, I got to put super bad in number one. I'm sorry. Number two is probably money ball.
three, oh, maybe, I don't know, as you've been in any other movies, Cyrus, it would not
be Cyrus.
Nick, are you here?
I saw you watch Cyrus.
I was like, damn, one other person on earth has seen Cyrus.
It's not just me.
I saw Cyrus on an airplane, like six months after it came out, I remember nothing about
Cyrus at all.
That's shit was so moron. It's kind of a classic mumble core without the core just a lot of mumbling
I watch anything with John C. Riley and drone a hell in it, but
No disrespect to Merissa, tell me. I'm just thinking it's like eye show speed code, man
Maybe we're in Benin
Maybe we're in Egypt
Ooh
Maybe we're in fucking Yemen bro nope
Because we're in fucking grease warmer still because we're in cozy mode warmer still bro
Can you believe it? RS is definitely a moldova. RS is definitely in bullgaria
Shit, RS is definitely in roll mania. Okay, I'll take that
would be better, it could be worse, you danced around it, first time watching global world
I think it's one of those sneezes that it doesn't eject itself. It just fills your sign. It's with mucus. Give me one second.
it's sneezes. Okay, and now one, you're going to say, oh, so that extension works. Yes,
because that's a callback. And I would even say that it's an extension because of extend,
instead of extending it in the logical way, which is more Twitter operations, they extended
the type of humor from referential to irreverent. And now, by it being irreverent, you can add
an extra extension, but you have to wait like two hours for the next extension.
So at some point, there's going to be something that happens on the screen that's completely
irrelevant to the previous joke and then someone is going to say it blanks and it's
going to it's going to fucking kill. It's absolutely going to kill it.
I was just waiting for my my plus thuse. You're something in Europe, bro. I honestly think
think your horny ass might be Austria.
Your dad asked Slovenia.
All right, that's fine.
You look like a fucking awesome, like a chicken thigh
that they butterfly.
This looks like, are you knowing you look like
you look like a perfect cut of meat for a shnitz
so there's something like that.
Like look at these borders to get all crispy and shit.
Absolutely, man.
That looks like an awesome,
That's a crispy ass country.
You're 100% sure about that.
It does also look like it would be a great poster
for the David Kronenberg film dead wringers.
You can see the access of bilateral symmetry here,
even though there's no bilateral symmetry,
but that's the thing is that they're like their twins,
but they're not exactly the same, or are they?
I don't know, because I watched it on TV like 20 years ago.
as I missed out on a lot of nuance, but, anyway.
January 17th, 1997, I was around,
but it's a long time ago.
Chris Farley had a movie.
97 is like late Farley, man.
I think this is Beverly Hills, Ninja.
He puts the mortal back in combat.
It's actually like a pretty okay tagline, if I may.
It's kind of, but it's his fucked up because he did die like six months after the movie
came out.
So they probably regretted the tagline, like immediately.
But in a vacuum, it is a great tagline.
I didn't do it. By the way, I was like nine, man. I was barely nine.
Eddie Murphy 1997, but didn't make a lot of money. It's kind of crazy. So this is like pre-both
finger, obviously pre-shrek. It could be the first stock they're due little or maybe even the first nutty
professor. It's a crime. It's pre-I spy, but it's a crime movie.
Life is an negotiation, okay, I think I need more, Kim Mi-Ori, an art Evans,
roper a hostage negotiator catches a murderous bank robber after a blown-hice, the bank robber
escapes immediately.
I don't know what this is, man, Metro.
I'm not 100% sure that this is a real movie, yeah, I was alive when it came out and I've
never heard of it or seen it, I think.
And the poster is so like 1980s, Eddie Murphy.
Like this is, he is doing caught.
Never heard of it in my life.
Maybe, yeah, one of those,
that's from the Baron Steenberg universe.
Hollywood pictures of 23 million starring Madonna.
It has to be Evita, even though in my head
Evita came out earlier.
I'm forgetting forever loved and adored.
Well, don't know all the particulars about a Vita Parone, but I might want to probably
some nuance in there I'm assuming.
Paramount pictures starring Penelope Miller and Tom Seizmore, they did the unthinkable,
they brought it back.
A homicide detective teams up with an evolutionary biologist, a hunter, giant creature
that is killing people in a Chicago museum.
or Iraq, no phobia, too.
No, okay, maybe.
Evolution onto giant creature that's killing people the relic.
I've never heard of it in my life.
I swear to you,
with God as my witness,
I've never heard of this film in my life either.
Try Star at 102 million.
We should be able to get that.
Staring Tom Cruise from 97.
Scott Heavy, Jerry McGuire vibes, came out 96 and was hunting awards, yeah, it makes perfect
sense.
Okay.
That's a given.
That's too bad.
I can live with that.
We got three pretty early and then there were two movies I literally never heard of.
I think that's basically as good as I could have done.
You must have discovered beating off that month.
Now, that was like 99, 97, I was still, I was watching everybody loves Raymond or whatever.
This is a fake movie.
I'm sorry to say that this is a fake movie.
It just, it has, it's smacks of direct streaming.
Also, Penelope Cruz literally my goat, but I think that, well, it's going to say something
after Zulander 2 that ruined her career, but actually wasn't she a mother mother?
Isn't she one of the mothers?
Nobody knows, okay, that's fine. Zulander 2 pretty bad for sure.
Hillary slang, huh?
It's crazy that I know.
That's Diane Kruger.
her Penelope Cruz, Hilary Slank, Lupita and Yung-El, couldn't, honestly couldn't even
hazard a guess to be honest, but that's not Slanky.
I don't believe that's why there is a resemblance, but I don't think that's Slanky.
I thought it might be famping, I did think it could be famping, but then also not to get
a knock on my door, but wasn't she in like a secret prison for like two years or something
like that, and then she came out and gave a statement that was like, I'm busy or something
like that.
Yep, that's her.
So this must have come out before or after that.
Okay.
trying to get to this swankler. It is standing, being, look at that. Well, I mean, you've got
to go Sebastian Stan, a different man, then you take that into Renata Reinsba, and you take
that, of course, into sentimental value, which allows you to then go, Stella and Star's
Guard, Goodwill Hunting, all I mean, you've seen this before. You go mad, Damon, Oceans
11, Oceans 11 takes you to Brad Pitt, you go burn after reading and all of a sudden
here at Francis McDormand, and it's just a hopskippin' and jumped a swanky from there.
Young David! He's David okay!
Somebody check on David right now, his picture went black and white overnight.
Okay, and then we're trying to get the Frankenstein, which is, this is Oscar Isaac, right?
And Jacob Elority, but I don't know anything else at Jacob Elority is in.
So, I don't think, I don't think it's going to be Bradley Cooper.
This is so stupid, Bradley Cooper, the hangover, and then from the hangover,
I'm trying to get to, I forgot. No, I'm trying to get to year one.
No, I'm trying to get to your majesty.
Yeah, I'm trying to get to your majesty. So we go Ken Jong, knocked up. This is the end. Set the
Rogan, this is the end. Danny McBride, your majesty, oh shit, he's in year one, isn't he?
Or your high-ness, which has Natalie Porman, who's in annihilation with Oscar Isaac,
am I free? Oh, he's literally right there. Um, who of course is in Frankenstein,
minute fifty seconds kind of good.
Danny McBride plays the same guy in every single movie. Obviously you haven't seen
Alien Covenant. He plays a captain of a spaceship. I don't think you'd see that mother
fucker from the foot fist way driving a spaceship through intergalactic space, okay?
He doesn't he plays a different man. He does play a different man.
Didn't Oscar Isaac, smell Jessica Shastain to promote a movie.
Yeah, they were both in it. I don't think it's like super.
I don't think it was like off the, off the rider.
If you know what I mean, it would've been really weird if he was, he was an in the movie.
It smells. See, I think you got, you got me.
I don't know if you got everybody, but you got me on that one a little bit.
Oh, this is crazy.
Connux Defenseman on the Kings, that's Alex Edler, bro.
Connux Defenseman on the Ducks, give me a little Lucas Beezer.
I'm going to think about this one.
I do like to think about, oh, no, I don't.
The key to the door off, easy, bro.
Not Zarlie's Alapski, I wish though.
Ranges defensemen.
Now things are getting...
Now this is really tough.
I've decided I do not care.
I've decided that this is really hard
and I'm just going to end it right there.
They do look like weasers.
I'm just going to go ahead and say it by the way.
Which one of these guys is in the most annoying band?
It's 100% Alex Adler.
Alex Adler is in the most annoying band unless he's in one of the bands that did like the score for Death Stranding in which he's got the highest ceiling and the lowest floor
Lucas Pisa
Looks like he's in like maroon five or something like that
And the key to the door off if the guitarist looks like this you're gonna die in the pit bro
Here we are. The pit mentioned, I haven't seen any more.
I tomorrow I'll get to watch some more.
Um, show Williams.
Ethan Hawke and Oscar Isaac.
Okay. Well, I mean, right out of the gate.
Let me think about where I'd like to go with this.
what's the movie where he's himself? It's called Transference. It's called Residence.
Okay, I gotta think about this for a second. Oscar nominated film. Let's just see, bro, maybe Frankenstein gets in there.
shit. Three or more were entitled, the Card Count, the Card Count, the Card Count,
the Card Count, yes, okay. And then 2010 to 2026, we want to get something a little,
maybe something like a sucker punch that people forget he's in because his
career has been good since then. The other thing I would think that could work
here is like the Adam's family animated movies. Frankenstein, we took a
little bit of an L on that one though. Thank you for e-blomming. I appreciate the
I love E-blon, E-blon is based, it's actually like a more elegant version of Plum Popcorn,
because E-blon is when you get a little silly for attention.
It's got a better transference of what the emotion is than Plum Popcorn, even though I want Plum Popcorn to work.
Ethan Hawk, Oscar nominated film.
It's hard for me to believe the first reform was nominated for anything.
Best priest maybe, and I had to be.
Three or more words, heightal.
Ethan Hawk.
I mean, every time I think I'm the only guy who's going to write dead poet society and
then everybody writes dead poet society, obviously you got the black phone one and two.
You got your gattacas, you got your day breakers, got your before's, what else are you in?
You're in moon night, let's Michelle Williams is such a blind spot for me, man.
Like you're in so much, you like for example, you were in my stroke.
I know that, but you're also in like,
oh no, you're not.
I had you confused with Gary Mulligan!
Fuck.
But she's also in a lot of like romantic comedies
from back in the day.
Like is there any chance you were in American pie, too?
Ah, fuck, bro.
Certainly you're in broke back now.
we'd all we'd all agree on that one. You're in everything. Why don't I know anything you're in?
Yeah, that's you. Are you in, uh, can't hardly wait?
What the fuck, bro? And now I'm playing some stupid shit like the black phone, too.
So, what did disaster, man?
Oh, she isn't, but I'm a cheerleader.
I saw it last week.
She plays one of the cheerleaders.
Damn, the only made a movie based on the end mix song.
That's crazy.
I forgot about Total Recall. Holy cow.
All the movie those suck ass anyway. Wrong. You're probably the dude telling me to play like I said though.
No disrespect. I think I know everything about you. I don't even know who you are.
Fistult. That's not going to happen.
Trencher. A noun meaning a wooden platter for serving food.
Very British word.
Companion. A noun meaning one that accompanies.
Barefoot, a adverb or adjective, meaning with the feet bare.
With the feet bare.
Wasp.
And...
Window.
A verb meaning to verb.
Beautiful. Beautiful words.
Idiolect.
And now, meaning the language or speech pattern of one individual at a particular period of life.
It...
Great word.
I got to put that on the word of the day calendar.
Paragon.
A noun meaning a model of...
Mutual.
You're an adjective, protectorate, a noun meaning government by a protector.
Hydrangea, a noun meaning any.
You may not know shit about Baudini Bro, I have a biology degree, try to keep up.
Anguish, a noun meaning extreme pain.
Devonagari, a noun meaning an alphabet usually employed for Sanskrit,
and also used as a literary hand for various modern languages of India.
Devon Agari stems from Sanskrit, combining Diva meaning divine and Nagari for city writing, Devon Agari, a noun meaning an alphabet.
Nil potent, a adjective meaning equal to zero when...
Dari is fucking awesome, Nil potent is fucking awesome.
Agnolati, a noun meaning pasta in the form.
Frucavore, an adjective meaning...
With an, of course with an eye, bro.
Of course with an eye.
Well, Gary.
You have to remember that I consider me versus shadow 1v1.
So one of you earlier this week in the discord said,
GenU wille, GENU-A-L-L-Y.
So I'm not going to take any fucking flack for spelling a Sanskrit word wrong, okay?
One of you already basically resigned.
I'm gonna get dressed up, pull that up.
Fuck you!
It was the AI art guy.
It was the guy who said, hey guys, I think you would like this.
And it was an AI generated version of me wearing a sailor outfit standing next to two
AI generated like chip and dale from the Disney corporation.
And everyone just sorta went like, why would anyone ever want to see this?
And then they said, I just thought people would genuinely find it interesting.
And it's just like, what's, but just why, it's just, it's, it wasn't even me.
It was just like a ball of guy with glasses who you could like stretch and be like, it's kind of like me.
It's like, what if, what if he had this picture exists, I just didn't really get it.
I think this is non-wrow.
Falafel stews or cheese.
Falafel, okay.
Well, if we're talking for lawful,
put me in...
You're gonna give me a trouble,
but put me in turkey and just see what happens.
Okay, put me in...
Ahhhhh...
Warm, put me in Egypt.
But, ta to you, of course, ninety six percent. We got some honest eaters today, bro.
Spinach, yogurt, and butter. To me, this looks very Mediterranean, but the dish is very
much giving Eastern Europe. It's a very like, very, Central Asia, maybe, maybe like,
Like in Iran, kind of a crazy guess.
Oh, shit.
Holy fuck.
That wasn't that flatware difference.
Honestly, this one, I hate to tell you,
I probably passed on that.
I'm sorry to say.
This looks like an East Asian baked skewed to me.
That could be wrong.
The ingredients are actually giving Italy.
But this is giving Japanese bakery.
But I think it's Italy, because it's semolina, just pretty much the erect east of Italy.
And a certain distance away, I'll try a hungry, although I think it would be closer, maybe.
you should be able to get this just based on the character.
Maybe that's a, maybe there's a Serbian character.
How can it still be warm, bro?
Bulgarian character?
Romanian character?
Fuck.
If I may, and I'm not, I'm not upset, but the arrow was going like pretty much directly east,
and Turkey is, in my head at least, is very south of Italy.
It's like, no, it wasn't.
It was going to...
WAAAAWわWわWわW
It's literally...
Oh wait...
I guess it depends on the part it Italy.
You think Turkey south of Italy?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah I do still in my head.
really? Once I got to pull up a fucking map.
ChudgpT Generate a map of the world, map of Earth.
Map of Earth, not Mercator. I don't want anyone to be
calling Mercator difference on this one.
Can we accept the Robinson? Oh, shit. Wait, you got a good point. It'll
Italy is pretty down there.
Use a globe instead, bro, my monitor is flat.
Yeah, you know, I think you raise a good point, I think you raise a good point.
I would say Turkey in foresight, Turkey direct east of Italy, fair enough.
In my head, Italy is kind of like Italy is up here and Turkey is like down here, but
really is more like more like that.
Well you kind of cooked with that one. But I do the...
Well I beat the average. I didn't do the plate off yet.
I'm going to go to Polianka on this one.
Desert seven nice buff here.
My coworker is playing Steely Dan while we waited for a meeting to start DevKio.
What Steely Dan song, if you know?
What Steely Dan song was it?
there's a huge difference between like reeling in the years and like your gold teeth
one. It could be a classic rock playlist or it could be a real enjoyer. I don't know
that's good though, right? That seems like it's probably a real blue background. Blue
background. That's blue background. That's cow chow! His story over that is cow chow.
Now, all we need to know is, was it hey 19?
Because if it's hey 19, that's still really good, but if it's not hey 19, they're a real
knower, bro.
Bigila, or Mont-Lin Maya, didn't they make Hamilton, batter from rice flour and chickpeas?
I mean, this doesn't look bad, but anything in the taco y'all keep
Pan's got to be pretty good, I'd imagine.
When they play East St. Louis 2 to Louis at the function,
I'm gonna say tiny sandwich.
What are you?
Chopped flatbread with vegetables, eggs and meat or tofu,
probably go with you.
It too fat.
Or Chinese chicken salad from the United States.
The Chalme noodles just like soft in the salad kind of crazy on top of the spring mix
I got to go with the A2Fay in the American battle here
Shiro Nashi Tantan man looks pretty fucking good
It looks kind of awesome
What is this man goes bananas watermelon
then scoop of vanilla ice cream on top and condense milk.
I mean, this is good as fuck, bro.
This is the most insanely good.
It's got to be this though.
That's so real.
Putting my goats against each other.
This is blood in the toilet.
No disrespect.
The bacon shark versus the stigged flask.
You're a shark, right?
You're your shark filets.
Okay, but you do a good as fuck if I may,
or fried pork belly crispy on the outside tender
on the inside with potatoes.
I'm gonna have to go with the pork belly,
even though they both look good.
I guess maybe there's like a moral compulsion there.
We had the damn big way hot pot, man.
This looks like the movie poster for sentimental value.
Like what am I looking at here?
So we know nothing about it.
It's a pulpery of various cooked foods.
Versus maybe hot pot?
I mean, this is tough, man,
because both of these are like an assortment of things.
I think you've gotta go with the hot pot.
The shooters sandwiched,
Or, I mean, Spanish food, it's very highly glazed, man.
Pork vegetables and fennel versus a hollowed out round loaf of bread with steak mushrooms,
onions and mustard, this looks good as fuck, man.
Holy shit.
We did it.
The food in joyer.
There were a lot of 50-50s in there.
Oh, shit.
Fish with the skin on does not do well in scramble.
Go with the other one.
That's a crime that it worked out like that.
So this looks like roasted potatoes in a catch up,
and this looks like a custody dessert.
I'm gonna go dessert on that one.
That looks pretty fucking good, man.
I mean, it looks a little bit like a king minute,
but boggles versus anything, we go anything else.
It does look a little bit like poop,
but it also looks tasty.
So sausages look like poop, get over it.
This is going to be too expensive
because it's had a Yankees game.
We take the alternative, never mind.
This honestly looks like British Chinese food over French fries, but we go there.
Shit, that's close though.
It's cake.
Holy fuck, that's the freak shake, the walking on sunshine, freak cake.
Fried stuff on top of fries versus what appears to be a very cheesy bow, give me fried
stuff on, oh no.
So, that was a bun.
I thought genuinely it was going to be part of a shoe.
Salmon is actually it appears to be cooked to a good doneness because you want it a little
medium but it's a little the color is not right on the outside versus plate of beans
I think we still go salmon.
could be fish balls in a noodle soup ice cream saying oh that's not gonna lose man
obviously that's not gonna lose it look good as fuck I like scramble keeps it a little
So it keeps you guessing.
I wouldn't eat that.
You guys are literally eating but holes.
So like, your opinions on the nuances of sandwiches.
I can't take them too seriously, I'm sorry.
I mean, not for flavor, yeah, for sustenance, bro.
The world's least landlocked country might be what country with more than 100,000 miles
of coastline? Is it crazy to say the Philippines? What if I told you a border
three of the worlds four or five, okay, so it might actually be fucking
Canada, bro? The only reason I thought that Canada might not have the longest
coastline in the world because the Philippines are like just islands. Like
there's, our country is very, very big. Some people might call it the second
biggest, but the Philippines is like a hundred percent islands. How do you not
get that. I did get it. I got it on the second guest. What side man on the office was the
base player for the grassroots? Must be Creed Bradden. Nelson's column in London is surrounded
by four bronze statues of lions. I was like literally just there. Since 2000, well not literally,
it was like six months ago. But since 2004 Berlin artist Ankara, I alert her hard, has you silicone
for her gravity-defying sculptures that look like they're made of what dessert stuff.
Ice cream. There's a Richard Strauss ballet where sweets come alive and dance named for what
topping?
Sprinkles?
Why would it be called sprinkles?
Featuring a cover model who's swimming in this stuff, heard Albert's best-known album
is called What and Other Delights?
Caramel?
whipped cream!
whipped cream!
What French company bought white out in 1992?
Ubisoft?
I don't know, man. I'm pretty sure this is Dutch, but let me get a fill-ups on this.
Sweetens, biograph, and America's water and palettes.
Big, big is French.
That's right.
Plaham, that's a really good guess.
Big is French.
My lapin, it wrote something.
We'll get to the 10 points.
Ballet named whipped creamed fuck you, man.
I don't know if I can do this to be honest with you, but this is great intel.
The Roch Crusade, Bicyc.
Sort the top six highest rated movies on IMDB from one to six.
I think the lowest is going to be the dark night, and I think the highest is going to
be 12 angry men.
And then the rest is really up in the air.
I think I honestly think it looks like this.
Oh shit.
Pot swap, all of them.
Oh fuck.
Oh shit.
Oh, damn it.
I think we did pretty good.
The movie enjoy your losses connection with the filament.
I just don't like,
I think the Shawshank is like pretty good,
but I don't think it's the fact that it's at a consensus
9.3 is crazy to me.
The movie is like what if, well, okay, I'm going to make some enemies.
I think it's a good movie.
I'm going to keep my mouth shut.
I didn't know it was that much of a crowd pleaser.
Say it.
It has the same tone as like a forest gum, but it does it properly instead of in a way
that I find kind of like I rolly.
I don't think you're like, no, offending everywhere.
I was gonna say, I don't think you're stupid
if you like for his gum.
Or if you like shot the shake, but I don't think it's good.
I just don't think it's like, it's that good.
For his gum, so also like a nine.
That while reserved my eye or for that one,
I have no quarrel with the Shawshanky in joyers.
But I don't think it's like saying a Marvel movie is your favorite.
Well, this is a crowd, please.
You're a higher percentage of people who are in poverty.
I'm going to say outside Savannah, Georgia.
Higher percentage of people who have individual incomes over 100K.
This one's interesting.
There's obviously some people are killing it in LA, like that's where their rock lives.
Also, Murdoch is kind of like a vacation slash beach home community for people that have two houses.
I might be stupid y'all.
I have decided people in construction. I would assume higher percentage. I would assume Colorado.
Better access to grocery stores.
I'm going to say, Sean Burgill and Noine, and higher life expectancy, I mean, it's got to be Orange County, man.
This isn't like one of the Richest counties in the world.
Not the, well, I guess it's like the people in Broward County are like already old, but.
because orange is a good for you. That's true.
Cat fishing here we go.
Yeah, also isn't Broward County also like orange county. I never know. It seems like no matter
where you go in the United States, you're in an orange county.
And imagine my surprise, the orange county, blue state red county.
Like how many different colors are we trying to identify this county by?
Bro, doesn't make any damn sense.
Oh, shit.
Ancient Greek technology, I got scared before I knew what it was.
I never really thought someone's probably already done this analysis,
But it's kind of crazy they called the condom atroging.
Because like the guys get out of the horse, you know what I mean?
They breached the walls.
You ain't wrong?
I'll stick with Jurex, bro.
I don't know what the fuck Jurex is.
It sounds like it's made by like a German chemical engineering company.
That's a kind of no-miculture I can trust.
21st century surface to air missiles, anti-balistic missiles of Israel.
This is the golden dome is the one that Trump's trying to make.
This is the iron dome.
This is the iron dome.
20th century Russian explorers who went to space.
You are Yuri Gadorin.
It's correct.
21st century New Zealand singer songwriters.
I hope you're well.
I might not know you.
Living people now relanged singers,
New Zealand people of Irish to send,
all I know, all I know here is it could be Lord.
Okay, I don't know any other New Zealand singer song
writers born in that period.
Cars introduced in 1968, they were in Miami, Vice.
I don't know, it's a cool car.
It's the Grand Continental.
It's a Ferrari Daytona, okay, that looks cool as fuck.
1942 British fantasy novels, I gotta go to sneeze,
fiction about bureaucracies too.
But it's too.
Excuse me.
It has to be the lion the witch in the wardrobe.
It's the screw tape letters.
I don't know, it was either that or Prince Caspy and bro here. Let me I'm going to blow my nose give me a sec
Anyway, novels said in hell. I'm going to be honest you I know I know two
CS Lewis novels
One of them is a lion, the witch in the wardrobe, the other one's Prince Caspian, which is crazy, because I think you got me with that muted by the way.
I'm going to respect where respect is due.
It might be one of the only authors where I've actually read more of their books than I know the names of their books.
Because I've read probably five of the Chronicles of Narnia Books in elementary school, and I only remember the names of two or maybe three.
1870 French science fiction novels.
about whaling. Adapted into video games, it's 20,000 leagues under the sea. Adapted into
a video game. Maybe he's Sonata. Maybe there is a 20,000 leagues under the sea video game.
In 1947, 1942, Burz 99 deaths who were dance electronic musicians in Japan and in Germany,
their jazz pianists died of lung cancer.
Scatman, Brothers, Scatman, Brothers is the actor.
This is just Scatman John.
Scatman John.
Holy cow.
21 neo-lojism's.
Pajoratives related to technology,
carrots,
concepts in the philosophy, is this
there's some things I'm thinking of.
It's a philosophy.
So, I mean, a pejorative term related to technology
Makes me think this could be, this could be clanker, but I don't think it's clanker.
It could be slop, but slop, it doesn't strike me as a 2021 neologism.
Criticism of Google concepts in the philosophy of mind, the philosophy of language,
Paris, stochogga, I was not going to get it. A stochastic
parrot frames large language models as systems that statistically mimic
text without real understanding. You're literally just mad because my
computers, my best friends. Well, you can't afford eight bucks.
1856 births 1924 deaths American anti-communists, American segregationists, bourbon Democrats,
candidates in 1916's presidential election, people of the Russian civil war.
So I'm probably, you, you, you, you, you, you were one political leaders.
You are Woodrow Wilson.
And we did pretty well today. I'm contending in this part of the long tail.
Castic parrot. That's an interesting one.
I mean, calling someone a nil-potent stochastic parrot.
It's so hard to get the words to come out without any stuttering.
A nil-potent stochastic parrot.
Like that's a that's a fucking insult bro. That's some like John Snow you know not of what you speak type shit
The LLMs are creating their own idiot elect. Yeah, and the ship pisses me off because my idiot elect is texting with a fucking M-brow
Now all of a sudden because the the limiting of the M-dash as a false positive for
LLM used, pisses me off because now I got a restructure, the whole sentence to throw in a semicolon, and 80% of individuals take it as an offense if you put a semicolon in a text.
The M-dash was like the every man's semicolon, and if you ever use the semicolon, people were like, why do you think you're better than me?
Well, now I got to use the semicolon, bro.
I just spam comments, can I say something as somewhat, I'm not an English teacher, but
English teachers are also not always writers, aspiring maybe, but regardless, run on sentence
is fucking bang, bro.
Sometimes who fucking made the rule that a sentence should only have one idea?
Sometimes this fucking sick when an sentence starts with one idea and then they pivot to
another idea halfway through and then to reach a logical conclusion, they got to let it
run on a little bit. I love a run on sentence, man. I mean, you're like a 90, 95. You're
100, you're 102. Fuck man. That one's stone. Turn on carrot browsing.
Ah, that's okay. I hit the wrong button.
Avoid run on sentence is sadly about the extent of North American English education.
Yeah, you'll really hear people with like gray cubes that are saying some shit like you can't start a sentence with a preposition.
Uh, fucking watch me bitch.
Just put the, I hope this message receives you well in the bag, okay?
Sorry, I don't know if you noticed this English class ended a long time ago.
We're now in something called the real world, not school.
You can break all the rules.
Holy shit.
This is fucked up.
Oh, okay, maybe you do have to try to feather it.
Oh, but then this is a fucking nightmare too, bro.
Oh, no, no, no.
Beautiful shot, though.
This is hard.
Take a little bit of a breather on that one.
Where we going next? Straight down?
That's so bad.
It gulfs.
I try and and I appreciate that we send it, bro.
I hated me for that one.
I really thought that might do it.
I think we can fucking send it.
Oh, shit.
And we should just, any, any course you can walk away
from as a good one.
Just try to finish the fucking fight, John Spartan.
You've grown weary. I'm the type of beast that could sleep for a thousand years.
I'm 64. Honestly, not as bad as I thought it would be.
Thank you for your clap, she didn't let to do that.
What the fuck?
This sounds insane.
Fig and ram.
I want to say a fig is a fruit.
I want to say it's like fruit crumble or something.
And then the ending quotation marks is obviously going to mean something.
I don't think it's crumble because RAM is not a standard for crumble.
RAM is like, is it end like a Roman numeral?
I'm gonna, uh, I'll word play.
Need to find a category that might combine
Figs with Rams.
You know I see wordplay one.
It's a reabits clue where the wordplay instructions are in the answer.
Oh God damn it.
Our clue looks like it's providing letters to manipulate, especially with the M.
And our answer is longer than the clue itself.
And the effective letter play is almost always shorter than the instructions.
Yes, so you're getting something on a nothing.
Is this one of those things where a ram also has an alternative meaning in the United Kingdom?
to king them. The technique present is an anagram technique. Our answer tells us to
anagram a seven letter word and that will give us the seven letters of our clue. And
the answer will simultaneously represent fig and ram as the definition. I mean, there's
like okay i and g is in here and then it's like marping
fruit marthing. Maybe it's not ING. I need some help on this one. Can I get every letter?
an X mixed feeling. Okay. Nope, um, mixed mixed, mixed farming.
I think Enram mixed farming.
That's fucking crazy.
That was a stretch 9 over par.
You're telling me, man.
Bitch, this though, I like it because there's rules
and sometimes the stretches you're brain.
But that is, that's crazy.
It's fruit and livestock farming.
Yeah, I get it, but like.
This one's insane. This one's totally crazy. I do think that they're mad because they're
bad to be honest with you, but I like minute cryptic. I like that sometimes it makes me mad too.
Word farming is also mixed. Yes, we all know it's very clever.
This actor shredding it on guitar is one of the greatest moments in cinematic history.
School of Rock.
Lady Bird for people in 2003.
I should be right in there.
What was Lady Bird for people in 2003?
It was 13 going on 30, bro.
it was uh... freaky friday it was totally freaky friday uh...
limsey low-hand plays the guitar she's known for the guitar see this shit is
not a three point seven to we fucking talk about this
if you i'd this is the thing that pisses me off on letter box is the people that
watches movie when they were nine
going back as twenty four-year-olds and reviewing it with their nine year old brain
this is not representative bro
this is insane
I don't even want to read these.
Yes, but I'm not going to watch it again to rate it a five.
Well, then if you don't want to watch it again, maybe it's not a fucking five.
Maybe it's a two-and-a-half.
I will not be adding in clones, Horses though, that's another engineer game and I am not an engineer though I wish them well.
You got to keep your base happy, we will do Bhandle really quick though.
I'm just going to get through the loading.
Oh, I did a cover.
I did a cuttle as well.
The first 2014 under a billion views where they even try.
You clap.
I mean this is, I know this.
Is it James of a Mile?
Like, Kalam Scott?
No, no, it's not so slow.
It's so, it's so getable, I think.
The mother.
Something's now right, man.
I know you.
I know you will run.
Let's keep a place.
It's fucking paper planes, even though it can't be.
That's what I was.
That's why it was reminiscent.
It's because it's paper planes.
I can't bel I didn't realize she's sample paper planes on it though, but yeah, I should have known it from here
I'm sorry, I mean, if we're, you know how old I am, of course, if we're in a, what
music's making it to the playlist position, MGMT is getting on their overtailer swift, but
like two artists can exist to a similar thing, bro.
It sounds just like time to pretend.
No, it doesn't.
There's no fucking.
There's no, there's nothing there, man.
When you're a hammer, everything looks like a fucking nail, bro.
The first few I'm in.
Or they've been gone for like 15 years.
mash it with yeah EA
It's Fusor bro
Anyway, what are we looking at, Mr. again, we miss cut though, one of the best those.
Oh, fuck.
This should be a bi-ladder, at least symmetrical at all, bro.
It's a really tough one, I mean if I had to find a median, the median will be here.
It's kind of fucking swag to cut it like, you look like the munchies mascot bro.
Good thing that one didn't make it into the slash mark.
That's crazy.
Must be horrible at splitting mashed potatoes.
Nope.
I give my wife an eye the same amount.
I give us like two ladle foes each and then I eat all of mine and then I eat hers that
are left on her plate which she's done with them.
It's that simple.
Little little ladle, little ladle again, my potatoes laid last night.
Dad's cooking dinner again.
Woo!
PUBG casuals until jackbox y'all.
Warren's even.
Sometimes I'm like, he's Spotify play Warren's even,
but then I can't keep it going in the car.
going in the car because like all of his late career songs off of life will kill you
or call like shit fucking sucks shit like that shit fucking sucks my life is as I'm going
to fucking die it's so like I'm just waiting for a how we can make a way in the world
woman ain't cut out the working when you think is a slander in frail I'm looking for more
more like that.
It's just loading, shilly, all.
And you fucking change your shit on this fucking website.
Nobody fucking knows bro, nobody fucking knows.
Nobody's figured out yet.
We got the top minds looking on it, looking on it,
working on it, what the fuck ever.
Does it get boring streaming every day?
No, not boring.
There are the worst, let me slash marker.
The question was, by the way, who loaded into this game faster than me?
Are you on a super computer?
Are you on like IBM's Watson or something?
Are you on a quantum computer?
Because like this beast is like state of the art, and I've been shutting it off, don't
run away from me.
I've been shutting it off every single night.
So how is it possible that your, you loaded the game faster than I loaded the game?
That doesn't seem right.
We, oh yeah, oh, baited, baited, baited, because now, yeah, yeah, yeah, well, your knees are
broken.
I'm feeding you.
You know, in boxing class I never figured out how to throw a good hookman.
The jabs, the straits, I mean, those are on lock.
I just do those in the mirror sometimes just to feel something.
Never figured out how to do a good hook.
Always like lean a little bit too much and do it.
Didn't keep the elbow tight to the lat.
Didn't get my hips enough involved.
And then the opera cut, like listen.
I probably was never using any of the tech from box and class to begin with.
But if we're being straight up, if there's ever a fight, there's no shot I'm throwing
an opera cut, bro.
The same punch out, like you said.
That's never gonna happen.
So I have something to happen,
where I'm throw it an upper cut,
things have gone way off the rails,
but anyway, this one looks like a road sock drop to me.
Unless it's Kathy J. Yay!
So I'm looking hit that shit for sure, bro.
Thank you for the layup on that one.
Well Charlie, who is the most annoying super punch I've got to fight?
Because only to you is something Nick and Rick Bruser, the final bosses, not even that
bad because it's basically just fun the menel's memorization.
The old Japanese guy who can turn into a ghost, that might be my wote on that one.
That he might be the worst of all time.
The bro turns into a damn ghost man.
That's Hoy Quarlo?
Yes.
I'm not like Hoy Quarlo.
Super Macho man.
Super Macho man requires a lot of discipline because you've got to not try to predict
when the spiral's going to ends.
Bro, you're the quick-loader.
I'm sorry.
But how did you tell me?
Does your in-chat?
How did you load so fast?
I need to know your secrets.
Mr. Samman, when you're in the groove, Mr. Samman ain't nothing but a peanut, but if
you catch as you on a wares, you're on a bad day, there's a different story for sure.
Mr. Samman can ruin your life.
Smaller resolution loads faster, holy cow, the tech.
It's not true, but imagine.
That would be the best possible outcome
as if they're just trying to bait me
in the loading the game in like, 640 by 480
or something, as I would fall for that.
I'm not above falling for that.
Or this nice...
Or I'm hearing footsteps.
I'm yelling timber.
Whatever, outsmart me, see if I give a fuck.
It's going down.
One of Timber is one of the top 20 songs in my life I've heard the most on your giress.
I guess giress is a kind of a crazy way to describe it.
But against my will...
Help.
Oh, I see you, that's a bot, the way he was moving, very bot coded.
You really saw someone wearing a VGNA top 10 sweatshirt on the TTC.
That's literally my dream.
From hit factory?
You see the way by the way that I lit him up with only body shots so I can preserve his helmet for myself.
Pretty smart, right?
I'm going to find out he had a level three best.
We just picked the open casket.
You can't say that.
Pan-greasey is out.
Oh, that's patina.
That's patina lad.
Obviously, you're not a mod on our slash cast iron.
No, I'm a slight nowhere I suppose.
We have OGs.
Whoa.
We have a last iron.
What a shot bro.
I'm not going to lie to you.
The cast iron worth having, but it is also about 50-50.
50% of the time.
I'm like, I'm glad we cooked this in the cast iron.
The other 50% of the time, I'm like,
why do we cook this in the cast iron?
Can't be cooking eggs in this thing, bro.
Like I understand that online,
everybody's got that patina where the eggs just slide right off.
But like, I got shit to do.
Like can't spend my whole life cultivating that kind of seasoning.
I got our life to leave, bro.
Sometimes you just gotta chill with the,
a ceramic cookware, anything but the T-file, you know, red dot hotspot.
Any questions?
HeFA is giving me hard. I don't even want to think about like I've probably took two years
approach-o. Literally not about by the way. I took two years of my natural lifespot.
Just try it, using like the old plots that my landlord could kill,
good kills, using the old pans that my landlord left in my old place.
Just being like, hey, he left the pans in the apartment, we can just use those instead of
spending like 50 bucks on new pans.
I've been there.
All right, probably cost me two years, bro,
because I know that should,
especially if a pan was bought at the dollar store
in like 1980 to 1998, like there's no shot
that should is not made of Keflon and microplastic.
You be a little red for flavor.
I used metal on Teflon as a teenager, I'm cooked.
Do you don't want to think about all that?
I mean, one time I accidentally ate the plastic off of fruit roll up because the food
is like 99% chemically similar to plastic.
And I mean, the plastic is indigest, my cope is that apparently if you
You eat plastic, it actually tends to pass through your system without you keeping it.
The plastic from your digestive system does not make it into your blood.
So I don't know how it makes it into your blood, but it's in there now.
It's Teflon bad now.
I think it's been bad for a long time, man.
I mean, no one was ever like, all this Teflon is like good for you.
They were like, it's awesome to make it easier to clean dishes and stuff like that.
Don't scrape it with metal and it's not bad.
Yeah, but what happens if all your plastic putware is dirty.
Then you have no other choice, bro.
Wash it, don't more or less to me. That is the play though for sure
Also, I have a hard time believing that it takes metal to scrape it off like you're heating that shit up to like 500 degrees Celsius
There's no shot not a little bit of pefflan is making it
You're not allowed to heat it up. I
I guess I can only use it for like the spot show or whatever.
500c. I literally, I don't know how hot a pan can get on the stove.
Your oven can get up to like 500. I guess thinking logically is probably harder for
a stove to get that hot, because even though it's directed the fire, you're losing a lot to air,
to air, whereas the oven is like a calorimeter, but you're oven goes to 500. Yeah,
bro, they want you cook in pizzas and that thing.
Now we're fucking talking right here.
You cook pizzas, though.
Now, I'm a big believer in ordering them instead.
But we don't have to go down this road.
It's a big argument for sure.
It's two different foods.
I guess that's what I would say.
Order delivery pizza and home cooked pizza are two different things.
But for the most part, I do think that the pizza reas make the pizza better.
Then there's exceptions.
My dad was making his own pizza though for a while and my parents got really good
to make pizza.
Those pizzas were awesome.
You know what happens when I go over there for dinner now?
Pan I go.
That should tell you something.
us the pop of the door don't even forget about the pop of the door level 3 vest
as this we're in a slump by the way this is like the longest I've gone without a win
in a long time the bots have gotten better
where X on the up.
Is that how it works?
Oh, that's how it works, buddy.
There's only two possible states you can be an impubge.
One state is, I won the game, the other state is I'm due.
I could do this, IRL.
What do you think's the tallest you could, a tallest structure you could jump off and land
without suffering and injury?
And for the purposes of this discussion, let's say an injury is something that you would
that would inhibit your normal routine the next morning.
Type A 101.
You see that, that on quans two debate, Alex Hanold?
The guy who free solo the CN Tower wants to get in a climbing debate with Alex Hanold.
Over whether his Type A 101 climb actually counts as a free solo, because at the end of the climb he used the ladder.
I don't have a position in the debate, I just think it's kind of crazy.
Yeah, I think it is for me as a little bit who cares.
They're both very impressive for sure.
Climbers kind of like that.
I'm not falling back through the propaganda where all gods children have no quarrel with
the climbers.
Tell me when he climbs the whiz, Khalifa.
What's your favorite part of that song?
We would all agree is one of the best songs ever made.
I think it's the part where he goes,
Whoa!
A woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Got him?
Are you serious?
That's a real person, bro.
Oh, it's no jump!
I see him in a little hut too.
Make action regarding this individual.
Good dad is a bot.
I might be the same guy.
No they legit made the bots better.
Kinshi trash.
It's holy cow.
A lot down. We take those.
It kind of dooby trash. It actually is kind of awesome when you don't have a Wikipedia article telling you that South Korean men have a higher incidence of gastrointestinal cancers
that it might be due to the pickled vegetables.
I'm sorry, that's a cognito hazard chat.
I shouldn't have told you that.
You should have been left on a wares, but that's...
If I've got to know it, you've got to know it.
Might be the soldier?
Yeah, but unfortunately, as a pseudoscientist,
I'm forced to tell you that it could be both.
Let's try maybe the Teflon will keep your cover.
That's a good point.
I can consider that 80 bullets in the car were chilling.
You hear this?
Soju and kimchi go hard.
Soju is like really not good.
It has no nuance to it whatsoever, and it's just taste purely of ethanol.
And somehow tasting purely of ethanol and only being like 20% or whatever doesn't even
make sense.
But it's literally great.
I literally live there, so I'm all of you.
If the argument is the person closest to the location gets the correct opinion on the thing,
I have most of you mocked.
Some of you are mugging, but I'm mugging most of you.
that have had soju at one, perhaps an isocaya or something like that?
Because I was drinking that stuff.
Unless they've changed it since 2010, which I find unlikely.
It's literally in my pantry.
Keep in soju in the house, bro.
I'm Korean by marriage, exactly.
That means I'm half Korean.
I think the math checks out.
Mokalee, I'm a big mokalee, I'm a big mokalee.
I was a big mokalee head for a time.
Mokalee and a Hamil Pajroma go so crazy right now.
It's the fastest circle I've ever seen in my life, bro.
I lived in Osan in 2004. I remember the soju with flavored juice and
calling it cool-aid. I bought a laptop in South Korea that cost me like a thousand dollars.
I switched from drinking beer, which was like a dollar a beer to soju, which was like $4 a bottle.
And it's a great money-saving technique.
I can't deny that.
More alcohol, though.
Yeah, unfortunately, that's why it's worse.
I'm forced to reconcile with.
What does it have to do with the laptop?
Well, you have to drink.
So saving money on the alcohol allowed me
to justify the cost of the laptop, essentially.
You're not going to hurt my foot.
And what did you eventually play on the laptop?
Me, uh, on my taxes trying to write off all the food I've ever eaten?
Well, I use the food to fuel my metabolic processes while I've played,
the binding of Isaac, which is how I generated my commercial revenue as a result, air go.
I believe this food will be written off.
Also, all the pet food has to be written off because it's a business expense.
Why is pet food a business expense?
If I let my animal starve to death, I would be cancelled.
And I would have no business.
Air Go, I pet food is a business expense.
It's that simple.
Because Tomo is on camera style.
That would have been perfect.
is not there
if you stop streaming you stop feeding Tomo I didn't say that
I didn't say that
I might feed him a little bit less
and I don't know we didn't we probably have to make some compromises because you can't be having the royal cane in
in and the all-mo nature every single day. He might have to, he might have to pick his favorite.
Right now we get the royal canine, kidney support, wet food and we mix a little all-mo nature
into it because he prefers the flavor but he needs the renal support as he gets older.
Did you clean up the vomit this morning? You know, we go.
Before I stepped in a little bit, yeah, I was like the number one way that you find
Kevbommet is accidentally stepping in it, there's every day, it was in the kitchen,
mixing up the medicine, I was in the basement, talking about the government at the hell.
Watch this.
Where are you?
What?
Now we're talking.
a bot, a bot would have moved.
Oh my god, you're summoning a hang-later in the blue.
Oh shit.
That's a bot.
get out of your hand glider
you're so freaking lucky
mock
bologna
The
peak mentions
someone's peak
not my peak
you killed Jesse Plamins obviously you haven't read the book
I'm not sure if you can see it.
Bro, why aren't you shooting?
Teamers?
Strange Brew is better than Baudonia.
Let's not go absolutely insane.
saying that I mean strange brew is all right too but to real guys they were literally
teaming bro they were running in together and not shooting each other. What do you want me to say?
Fuck your car.
to
me agree that I might have been real
take a little a little sauce on that one
Let me go bro he doesn't know how to use the key in the ignition he's too young.
He was like where's the push start where where's the button on the app to start my car
this is American muscle okay my kids won't talk to me.
Can't fly a damn manual I read two messages at the same time I apologize can't drive
a damn manual it's a car brother or you're just don't read it.
Yeah, it's so chill.
Where's the subscription fee to drive my car?
Oh, I don't have, uh, I don't have car gold.
I'm not sure if I can drive during peak hours.
Buddy, she was a fast machine.
She kept her motor clean.
There you wouldn't know anything about that, would you?
Is it true that in Vancouver buses always have the right of way? Yes.
And I think it's a great thing that buses exist,
but it does make them very scary to drive close to, because they do not give a fuck.
They will just merge even if you're right there, so you have to, like, leave the space for that.
What you should be doing, but sometimes I do think they take a little,
So it take a little poetic license with the rules, but it do also have like 50 times
more people in the bus than I have in my vehicle, so I'm willing to cut them a little slack.
I honestly think team unity and listen, I got my own problems with the mechanics of the game
don't give me wrong by honestly think team unity would have 10 times more wins in PUBG if
If we just disabled our F key, once we had two guns and at least the hundred bullets,
I feel like we get ourselves in so distracted still looking for more loot even when we
got awesome loot.
Cuz I feel differently about them.
I feel differently about those two possible ways for criticism to manifest here.
Oh shit.
I feel differently about those two possible ways for criticism to manifest here.
Oh shit.
Oh fuck.
I don't know where the fella is, man.
Anybody seen the fella?
Not you and Chad, but oh shit.
A fella?
As bad.
That's not Bob behavior. How does that miss?
How does that miss? How does that miss?
Want to bro we're out of here.
He's way too slow and he's reloading.
Just for this spring while you put the bullets into the rifle bro.
goats washed yeah a little bit of it a little off my pudgy game for sure
probably so jittery because I had a homemade ice brown sugar shake and on his
press so today
oh for real yeah I mean it's not espresso it's just a cold brew which means
is literally worse.
And I don't even mean that as like a, you know,
vice signaling, like this preso does add a nice little element
of bitterness and the cold brew's just like a little bit
too smooth, but it's still good.
Yep.
Yep.
How'd you do it?
You're not going to believe this.
Cold brew, oat milk, ice cubes, and a shaker bottle.
Shake it until it gets a little foam on top.
I know that a little sugar too.
Pour it into a cup and sprinkle a little cinnamon on top of that.
It's good enough, man.
That's kind of awesome.
I can't email in this location.
That's kind of sweet though.
You'll notice these in real.
Left is zero, be like you will not divide us.
That's pretty good.
Well, you can divide zero, right?
Just to be clear, you can divide zero.
You can't divide by it.
Just go with it, man.
I'm just trying to understand it here.
That's half of zero.
Any ancient Mayans in the chat?
I know the ancient Mayans were the original hipsters, bro.
All those trade on voice coming from like other parts of the world, other ancient civilizations.
Oh you guys don't have zero?
Oh, I forgot.
You guys haven't discovered the concept of zero yet.
Oh, that's so.
You'll get there.
You'll get there one day.
OK, cool.
There's no guns.
I'm just not thinking a shotgun on principle.
How can you not understand nothing?
Yeah, you sound like Ray Romano trying to get out of Maribarone's house without eating
a plate of something.
But, oh, sometimes moms, they just, they won't let you leave until you have something.
That's true.
Crazy is thing I said in the palette on discord.
Don't listen if you have a history of having eating disorders.
This is for the purposes of humor.
not don't take this too seriously. Crazy thing I said in the
palette on discord, you know your diets working when your mom asks if
you're okay. Mom said a hair trigger on that sort of stuff. If you get
to a normal BMI according to the medical system, your mom is going to ask
if you're sick. Don't let it dissuade you. That's how you know your
your diet is working. Mom's.
I mean, obviously he saw someone, nothing bro, just beach babe and finnity shades.
That's it, and beach babe braidsless damn way to hang on.
I can't believe I said he had nothing on him.
Shit.
It shouldn't kid. Try hitting next time.
That's a real motherfucker.
Get Carl Rove, crazy name, mod by the way, mod, how do we definitely want that instead?
I mean, you know what, I mean this is the outfit starting to come together to so I appreciate
like that. It's a certain something to the stream's night, but still get killed by
the likes of me. I know that's got to be like a come to Jesus moment for a lot of people,
which is most most of the reason I stream.
Now you've got big problems.
We're going to need two flash hiders, huh?
Or for a gun I don't even have.
The camo netting might go kind of crazy though.
Fragrine, not necessary.
All right, we out here.
You may become a Jesus.
I literally, but you think I'm the Merrill Vingian, bro.
You got me confused with the Merrill Vingian.
I don't think he used Jesus, I think it was like a some kind of dessert for sure.
Stop describing me as a militant atheist, first off there's nothing militant about
me except for the media opinions sometimes.
Finally I literally said I might join church just for the social links.
As an atheist you guys have any tips for starting church like what's the church meta?
Go on Sundays?
I'm good, I'm drawin' nice.
But when I'm denomination I would literally go to whatever one's closest.
And if it's one of the really bad ones I apologize, but like that's what it's like when
you live in a walkable city.
I see you.
Holy shit, that's a real person.
Never mind.
Oh shit!
Oh!
Okay, we're kind of mugging. I didn't realize it would be so damn messy over here.
Honestly, I think it's the acrylics.
Totally changed the kinematics of pulling the trigger
The nails. Yeah, I'm the nails
What am I, what am I fucking looking for? What am I fucking doing with my life?
It's very good no little Caleb Williams with it. How's Mr. No back here? I'm so looking forward
to two weeks from now when the back here actually starts falling out from the laser.
It's going to be so sick, man.
Anyone ever gone through this?
They can please inform me that it's as awesome as I think it's going to be.
Horrible shot. I apologize.
Now let's probably take in my car.
Yep.
That's fine, you left your bike, which is literally superior.
Oh shit.
I mean, what did you think was going to happen, bro?
You took my car and got out.
That's an on-force there.
I appreciate the blue zone dropper.
Oh shit.
The water!
Look at this man, new cars can never.
That's not a natural car spawn be careful. I see you.
Holy cow! First time Panzer Palsduzer?
I'm scared. I'm so there's so many mechanical noises around me right now.
Yeah, a little oversteam, and like, I'm not going to lie to you.
One battle after another, bro.
I do have to make sure I don't have to, I don't have to, I don't get the sniper.
Make sure you have your real weapon out.
What the fuck?
Rose car is so much better than mine?
Honestly, you win. You got a gamer chair in that thing.
Recall is a beater.
I think that does have bungee cords holding the trunk down.
Not a bullish sign for the quality of the build.
how many viewers on average you can jack in it while they watch the stream that's actually
I love doing a Fermi estimate I'm assuming we're roughly around 10,000 viewers
a lot of them are going to be a non-jack off type situation like in an office somewhere
not to more or less to you but I think you should not do that in your office if you can avoid
it.
Alright, that's fucking cash right there.
Um, let's say, probably 70% of people watching are unable to satisfy the urge.
So, of the 3000-ish remaining, I wouldn't be surprised if there's 50 jackers out there.
is I think kind of scary about it might be too high but like you really shouldn't be
jacking to this. There's other stuff out there that just makes way more sense to
jack it to unless you're like a creep and you're like I'm jacking it to the
fact that they don't know that I'm jacking it and that makes you a fucking weirdo.
I hope you just went soft and you can't get it back to be honest with you.
Second monitor, now you got to pause the stream if you're going to, if you're sitting in
your computer chair, jerk it off like it's like 2003, you got to mute the other
monitor, that's crazy, or mute the other sources, I should say, please stop, roll people
Jack off, okay? It's normal. You shouldn't be jacking off to this stream. I can't speak
for everybody's stream because I'm not everybody. You shouldn't be jacking off to this
stream. That's for sure. I've clipped your airfoil, bro, but she's never going to
to be safe again.
Bro, thinks he's rude off.
I can't.
No!
No!
I'm just stating.
How did I not see that coming?
Obviously real person.
Pop right now need your help.
Smokes, then smokes.
He wouldn't.
He wouldn't.
But you would.
He's back in the flyer.
Oh shit!
What?
Back when the ship was made out of American steel, bro?
Puffer, you know I have to shoot on site, right?
It's, I have to avoid the appearance of impropriety.
It's better to step back, this.
Woo!
That's the...
Get away from me.
How's my 9 mili test?
Probably not too good.
Oh shit.
Do it the Peloton bros not to measure we still got somebody in a damn hang-lider man
I hear you
Enemy's fucking everywhere bro
This is high guard.
For Kavy High Guard, we've seen other players.
I heard the maps are two damn large, Mr. two damn big, Mr. map two big.
Box oppressors, bro, they need to be removed from the game immediately.
I'm not trying to play Snake Eater, okay?
Well, maybe.
But not impubgee.
it does seem like aura. Bro, I was in the anime category on prime video today. Tell
me why the fuck half Nelson starring Ryan Gosling is in anime. That's not anime, bro.
That's an understated drama about a teacher at an inner city school.
see this shot.
Ooh, but that fact's lip though.
The large and the real girls should be under anime.
By the way, y'all.
Haven't seen the movie.
I think it's so brave that they never explain whether or not the girls are real.
That's a bold stylistic choice.
Like the whole time, you're like, I don't know, man.
She couldn't.
Hard to tell.
Hard to tell.
It's literally in the title.
The title is begging the question, if I may.
They didn't credit Bianca's actor at the end of the movie.
As meta-contextual narrative, bro.
I wouldn't expect you to understand.
Let me guess, your favorite movie is probably some...
Your Honor coded beginner fantasy, like a win-wender's Paris Texas type shit.
We're on a different level, bro. Have you seen Splitsville?
It's paddleton.
This is where if I had more commitment to the bit, I would bend down and like salute you
and be like, I didn't, you're a majesty.
The royal seal, you're a majesty, I'm sorry, I did not recognize you without the royal
seal.
And then I would wait for you to tell me to rise or some shit like that.
Yeah guys, yeah, I've seen, I've seen La Heine.
Okay, I've seen, I've seen all the parts.
I've seen La Heine.
I've seen La Boobies.
I've seen, I've seen, I've seen La, I've seen La, I've seen La, I've seen La, I've seen the
the whole Kitten Kabudal. I've seen Laprasi chill out, let on cow, let pit you arm, I'm
Okay, now I'm extending the joke, but in my defense, it's because
I'm busy focusing on this PUBG pop-brand fucking died bro. He was my friend
Stop
I mean, if I could make that shot that would be enough, it would be another thing altogether.
Because I think he's real.
There's a cool hand look.
What does that like?
Xman spin off.
This damn lid.
I love this.
This is a great spot.
I see a fella too, a little silhouette of a man.
Where did he go?
No where, bro.
Six alive, as far as we know, no friends.
situation. Have been in television in the early 2000s. I'm going to say, oh, four. I shot one friend.
Did I see, I thought I saw a little silhouette over man, sorry.
What the fuck is going on over there?
This rock would be crazy.
Nobody's peeking bro.
None peeks.
I mean I'm a little scary what's going on over there.
own killed the bod.
They fucking hate me?
A lot where are you, bro?
I'll keep him busy.
Oh shit, they both came both in and on me at the same time.
Very low, very low.
That was the situation we probably should have moved in with the circle on that one
if I had the guess.
Let me make sure we're doing some damage.
Oh, let me make sure I have some casual left because that was 24 minutes long.
Eight minutes load up.
Okay, let me see what we're doing with the jackbox today.
I would say it seems optimistic, but not 100%.
Why are oysters the only sea life to have a cracker named after them?
Goldfish are right there, man.
You forgot about Goldfish.
Shrimp? It's a good point. Goldfish on from the sea.
And considered that. Are they not? Are they a lakefish?
Or are they mostly...
Mostly creeks creeks in streams?
You can't say that. Hey, uh, Texas tech willy pee. You might need to consume some media. That's not twitch streams as you get older
If you're like 14 is okay
Like that one's gonna kill at the lunch table, but if you're like a grown adult you gotta you gotta diversify your media diet. It's your responsibility now
I'm 33. This might be your last chance.
Plus you sound like you're from Lubbock.
You sound like you're from Lubbock.
You can't say that.
Row, you sound like you're from Odessa.
And if you are my chat talking like he's from Frisco.
Frisco's got to be one, right?
I can name, I can name 6 or 7.
Texas cities but the thing is I don't want a name used in Dallas, Austin, San Antonio
and then the other one, Galveston or I forgot about El Paso too.
Arlin I've been told Arlin is sadly not real.
Too beautiful to live.
Corpus Christi.
Did you guys know so consider the type of person that would go on a cruise to begin with
AKA me, but usually more annoying.
And consider that the average cruise leaves from Florida?
Did you know you needed that context in advance?
Did you know that people who take cruisers from Florida
have will often refuse to take a cruise
that leaves from Galveston, Texas
because the crowd is so different and unruly.
That they're like I it can just fuck up the vibes of the whole cruise for me
I believe it I didn't know Galveston had a vibe
As a Scandinavian I know this I mean it's an open secret I guess I've never been on a cruise that left from Galveston so I don't know but
Chill.
You can't tell me that's not a real person, bro.
Look at their name.
It is super smash-brows name.
It slaps.
It could just be that people are jealous because they're having too much fun in Galveston.
That's one possibility.
It could be like a jealousy situation, could be like a green is not your color type situation.
We just do things a little differently down here.
I believe that.
I mean, no disrespect to the Floridians,
but the first couple of cruises that took
where out of Vancouver.
Crowd leaving out of Fort Lauderdale's bit of a shock
to the system.
You look like you're from Pochinki, bro, you literally sound like you're from Yaznaya,
Pulnova, okay?
Come in into my chat, say it's stuff like, oh you look like you're from Pochinki, you literally
look like you look like you're from North Georgia, bro.
Pot calling the Kettle Black type situation, I was on break, now it's war, bro, you
literally, I forgot this place existed, bro, yeah, of course you're in here rage-bait
You're from LePovka. There's nothing else to do, bro.
Map checks a good bit. I've played this for a thousand hours. I know the name of six locations.
That is, I never really thought about it that way, but you're right. Kids Charlemagne did get
streams next. The people down the hall know who you are. I mean, can I say something
kids charlament? It sounds like you were living a life akin to Jesus. Why is the
living in an apartment as a drug chef, bro? You should have gotten a single family
detached house and gotten some privacy. Then you might have lived forever. Now you're
Maybe you like the community aspect of apartment living.
I don't know.
Yeah, I'm not keeping gas in the car like come on, man.
Unfourced air.
that is the
role as the
I was watching an episode of extreme
sheep's case and I was got to the
point where I was like, I mean, I
know is not real, but let's assume
that it is real, but
not think about it anymore
critically in that.
How is she washing the damn
clothes in the swimming pool, bro?
the
two in your laundry in the damn pool
the
she must know that chlorine
honestly chlorine smells kind of good though
at least pool chlorine I'm sure the gas is like
You know, I'm probably not as nice. Oh, shit.
Damn, the pop shove it.
Smells like semen. It does smell like semen a little bit.
It's not like semen.
Cause your mom is wise.
She can see the glaze look in your eyes.
Get along, get along, keep doing the main.
Get along, keep doing the main.
Man, man.
Okay, that's more like a wall than a raft.
Now they look at it.
Did you realize that there was a white stain
White stain on your thighs, yes, man.
While the game was played to jerk backhand a light.
Those corpus christy knights, you had your balls in hand.
The totally woke man.
Is this a librarian guy? Yep.
This is me.
He wants you to talk about the glasses.
The glasses and the turquoise neck tendon. Okay.
Big mistake, buddy.
Damn, everybody want me.
Are you checking your pillow?
Yes, I'm checking my pillow.
What the hell?
What is that?
I think I'm about to get here.
I don't even care if Jackbox is coming up.
That didn't want it.
pants on the mother fucking ground hat turned sideways
y'all
if I was a tree that would have hurt a lot, bro
it's why
pussy money we
sorry little head move, bro
are they shot in the car?
I was like a movie clip. Yeah, I'm kind of like the Baba Yaga. I'm kind of
The anthons see from no see for old men.
What are the question marks for, row fill in the blanks?
Men love to those women replace the acid with ends.
Kind of like the country bear jamboree yo, genuinely one of the only rides
Talk to you fucker
Oh, we fucking create all fresh air on earth. Okay, I made videos and stream get a second job
uh uh genuinely one of the only rides I've never been on at the Disney
life. Never done it. Man, it's not a ride so much as an experience.
No shot.
I don't know what to tell you, man.
Bifes just never had to interest in the country bear jamboree, I guess.
I died.
You guys ever see enemy of the gates?
I know, honestly, that was pretty good kill if I may.
Please, please, he's slumped me with the arm, man.
How are you better at 200 meters than two meters?
Because the people at 200 meters don't know that I'm shooting back, man.
All right, let's call that PUBG.
I told them all.
Let's see, I'm gonna go pee, get a sparkling water, I'll be right back.
You
You
You
You
and
now it's like a diekin park you know that is
no
h mac company
to like, you know, what, uh, it's like, why, why, why is it that, and it's odd.
Same thing with the Heinz Field man, I'm, I still call it Heinz Field.
I know I'm calling it Accroversor Stadium.
It's century-ling field for the rest of my life.
I don't care who buys it.
What happens like the Bitcoin Stadium?
Still not so early. It's still a crypto dot com arena still up. Yeah, I had so far
In like I ain't like I've fucked up where
Oh boy, I think the fans got so mad that I think they're still a part of Heinzfield called like Heinz something
Because people were so pissed about it
Heinzfield. Oh, you mean the ketchup corner?
Not maybe ketchup deck
and
if I sound like I'm dead it's because I had to
use a speed on all the I don't
show by the way just in you fucked me I thought all that money was going to
two ice
and
I'm sorry I'm gonna have a
three miles that are like what the fuck man
turns out it was just for just into by a 100 thousand dollar
shovel
It's Mesh's Drive, like, yes.
121,000.
Also, actually, for fuck you, Justin, you kind of
fuck that's.
Wait, I fucked you?
Yeah, you can't bring people funnier than us on to Ryan's show.
And he's been a big hero now, he's funnier than me,
which is not allowed.
It was the quietest we have ever seen Ryan.
How do you think I've get here, man?
And if Ryan learns that there's people
who are one year than us, by all like a lot.
Like, no, people that funny do not wake up for 9 a.m.
Pacific on the regular.
That's, that must have been a special occasion.
Honestly, Stephens always up at that time.
Really?
I do think that was a, that was an,
that was an alarm situation for Ricky.
Oh, man.
The crazy thing I was looking up the
Chris Angel Breakfast Lunch and Pizza Menu today,
that actually made me think that Chris Angel might be the goat.
The little looks pretty good.
Despite the obvious, like you would expect that it wouldn't.
And also, it's cheapest, fuck bro.
Man, you know what, they'd be asked to drive there this weekend.
That's so, I'm so happy for her,
because I think that she's gonna have an awesome meal to be honest.
Man, I mean, it's gotta be good food
because like the Chris Angled didn't stay relevant,
but that place apparently is...
That's a thing, man, it's still open.
Yeah.
I gotta watch that Chris Angled show where you rip Sally,
and half, oh my gosh.
Yeah.
Okay, his podcast is rough.
It's just a couple of UFC guys.
Oh well, say no more.
Yeah.
And the one, the one, the one,
what do you think?
20, 20, six, and some Chris Angle.
Let's say.
Yeah, I think I think kind of same me.
He's going for the John Stamis look now actually.
Chris Angel, Chris Angel, seat geek, seat geek, tickets, 2026 Chris Angel.
It says he's on tour and the tour is only playing a planet Hollywood.
Yeah, birth. That's not it. It's a 17 day tour with Alice Cooper and Chris Angel.
That's so fucking awesome.
You fucking funny.
God, that is fucking sick.
Chris Angelan, that's Cooper and Alan's Cooper finally.
Little magic.
A little magic, a little rock and roll, was not to like man.
The bad boys of Hollywood are back.
It's TRISS, what the hell is that?
It is, yeah.
Oh, look at this, man.
Damn, no one's doing like that.
He's kind of worth farming.
That's actually kind of a good photo.
He literally looks like Michael Myers emerging from like a burned house in Halloween.
He's like, he's like, I thought you meant the comedian.
The comedian, like my Austin powers?
Yeah, yeah.
That's how it's supposed to be used.
Okay, but then also not to not to rag on the guy
Look at what my dude is wearing oh
Crazy
Yeah, it's the moon boots
Dude, people of the house
Insanely Bammar Jericho
Different between these two photos is crazy. Oh
You cannot be telling me that's the same guy
Oh my. Just in what's the metal head opinion on Alice Cooper? I can really tell you.
What the hell is that? Oh, I like that photo. Oh, like that photo. Is he going
go for mode? What is that? It's a razor blade. Got a razor blade. Oh, he is teeth bro.
It looks like a go for a teeth. That it does not the image.
I don't know what damn thing about Owl's Cooper, I super right away. Yeah, I'm not surprising.
At least the present lore disrupt made this a school's out forever, bro.
Being in joy ahead of a game.
Devil imagery and being right wing is really funny.
Yeah, I always confuse him with D Snyder for some reason, right?
D Snyder is cool.
I think he's doing his best.
It is funny to be a right wing guy named Alice.
If he is actually named.
If he's actually named, it might be a stage name.
I'm not sure.
If he's actually right wing, because I don't know.
I'm just going by what Chad told me.
Yeah, I'm afraid to say I like anyone who's over the age of like 50
I'll fuck up running out of time man. Yeah. No, I think I'll throw their brain to turn the motion of some guy
No, if you got any suggestions
Uh, I'm a porn sorry Vincent Damon the Furnier
Okay, I believe Chad now
Yeah, yeah, that's not the right way
I'm saying, but it's a patently stupid, quick lash, joke boat three times.
And do a quick lash and patently stupid.
His father was an evangelist in the church of Jesus Christ.
But back in go either way.
Good.
Yes.
I think you could either become, you could either become an evangelist yourself or you could end up being like a director of photography on dropout.
drop out.
Ah, five minutes into the first drop out, dude.
Again, we just proved it.
Continue to prove the point that nobody here talks about drop out except Ryan.
That's the first rule of drop out, bro.
The school's out forever, right?
Right, right?
Good.
In Dr. Nation's Centers.
No.
The VIP with the babies was really funny.
He got it, isn't it?
if you know you know man just VIP is a restaurant here
just you know it was it's a section here
I see a David Blaine or like Chris Angel, magically put Ryan's stream.
Count that for a second.
I'll be mine for you.
Check your fucking on this floor.
Open your door to the door.
Who's channel is that?
Oh my god, that's my channel.
Oh no.
We're doing the bless 3 specifically.
I thought I'd get his file.
I thought you were going to throw back.
I thought you were going to say if they would blame, put like Ryan's back airbag.
I'd be pissed honestly.
I mean, it's still kind of there.
It takes a couple of weeks for the laser to take, but...
Some guy back there with a laser pointer for his cat.
Just going on your back really fast.
I think it'll work.
If you're good, Justin, we should do the dog game from the most recent hack.
Yeah, the infection one.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, that's the other way to identify it out.
This is an amazing code. You guys not realize this?
The country's best asshole.
Okay.
I would watch that. Probably be a problem.
Determined by Ben-
Oh, this is- Oh, I got a open place.
Today, should be Bax.
Oh, my god.
That's a good one.
I feel like, uh...
I'm hoping he does the usual shows up in about 30 minutes going way way
going like, I just put that straight voice down here. I just put that on this job
both. He might be out there because I said it on messaging 9pm last time, we started
playing Counter-Strike 2. Oh, he did not, what do people still play video games late
It's so great. It's like you don't know what's gonna happen, man
When she was living here, he would be playing like Marvel rivals her Overwatch 2 until it's 4am
He's gonna be so so bummed when he turns 30
I'm not going to work anymore.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh man, I forgot that this is.
But he's missed.
Yeah, it's bad.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
of
all right, I don't know if this was good
if this is one
of the
I would say remake of them. I'm happy with my answers unless they don't win in this case you should
read it.
I always listen to probably not funny if I am really find a funny thing.
Yeah, I feel that. Any time I'm like these were good answers if they thought flat and I could
I'm really going to talk about doing it to go.
You're running out of time. Don't be afraid to use a safety quip.
No, it's seconds.
That's a little odd.
It's like seconds.
You got to play with a different one.
Let's do it.
There's no audience.
Oh, fuck yeah.
Which three votes do you want to get?
A bumper sticker in Goosewood put on its car.
Oh, Hong Kong, Hong Kong, Hong Kong, Hong Kong, Hong Kong.
If you're gonna ride my ass at least pull my bill
Oh
Oh
The inventing Starbucks should add a new coffee size
Move up or gun show
I like random words it's crazy because like
is really big and gun show is like one sip in my head and he's
no gun shows here what a bit he can you get a gun show of
Pike Place Rose please that's like a bucket I didn't think he's
no it's this who new police give tickets for double barking or jazzy
walking.
What?
J. Z.
J. Z.
J.
Walking.
Is it a new jersey?
I'm going to go walking.
Like capitalized for some reason.
It's a score to get some food.
Wow.
Walking.
Let's go.
Sorry, I've been watching a lot of Norwegian movies.
I rejected slogan for milk.
Drink milk, suck shit or do you have milk?
Give your favorite.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
The voting is going to be the
odd one.
It's a far enough time.
We won't be able to do three.
It's a name of the game.
It's true.
The most memorable category you'd ever seen on
Jeopardy.
What's he sounds?
And Roger's supplement regiment.
It's voting time.
Sounds good for a
That's what they're really called fat sounds
Then one guy's like I got a dog
Plus he sounds but it's just catch yeah, yeah, they're like we have to yeah, we got to be a little more and less
It's a little bit different.
Caroline, yes!
That's a song, I'll close.
Okay, so...
Great record.
Right, what would be one of the best?
People are saying it's one of the best.
All right.
Hello, man.
Can't just keep talking to this podcast.
Prompted.
but it was like the most basic ass answer
and
I'm inside the note that you're right now bro leave Jean Jacket alone
you don't know her
what you ever see nope
Nope, and you not want to go in there man. No, it's a great movie. Yep
It's fucked up when they didn't change jacket bro
Look a picture with a damn well get out of here with that witchcraft
I'd use my phone probably
How to say the clothes getting the houses without chimneys
Coolade style, fuck, go through the wall, like the coolade man.
Well, erm, you remember what I typed the most basic ass answer.
I vote you're a terrible thing to remember during sex.
You're asexual or that dude who cut his cock off with scissors.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's a good reason.
I never remember that.
Super pan Olympics.
Yeah, BME Pain Olympics.
Something's going as Paul Troll has in a nightstand, probably.
Or white noismas, white noise machine with pussy sounds.
White noise looks like what you might have that on your face.
If she was at a party maybe in Hollywood, you know how they are down there
Shit, I said it's
Oh dear now Lee men well Miranda is writing a hip-hop musical about
Hello on to
Or the Nathan's
You're okay
I'm in a coma
I'm in a coma
I'm in a coma
I'm in a coma
I'm in a calorie deficit
I'm trying to get sick
I'm gonna get sick
Let's see, that's one
I would love to see you around for a musical
A reality show nobody would miss
The master booby or the master golly
All right, folks are the one you like best.
Mmm, I thought all the boys they were mess.
No, no one would mess it.
They do now.
They used to.
But do they mean no one would miss it like that or no one would miss it like they have to watch it.
Then it can the people just blame why they vote for a boobie in that one?
Why would you not even like that?
I like boobie over those.
I don't know if you could, boobie has nothing to do with a mask.
Yeah, so nobody would miss it like a mass boobie.
They would they take when they take the mask off. You're gonna see it. Yeah, I already want to mask it up
It's but but you put the mask
And just pay the food just there for him. Have you seen the mask? Yes
They have masks
Yeah, and then they take them off. We're only when you guess who they are
Who you don't get me you have to guess who they have you seen the mask here?
If it's raw, you're still getting it's wrong. It can be wrong. Right?
Okay.
Wow.
Maybe quick flash kind of sucks.
Yeah.
No.
No.
It's just need the audience.
So I can be mad at them and set them mad at you.
Yeah.
audience would help for sure
now man it should look like Jean Jack is swallowed or dumb
alright
some of you get more time to write three words in this than you do the like right a billion words in jolt though
that is 100 real entry
and yet
it's all it's uh... the amount of time it takes to do a task is the amount of time you're given to do the task
take talk to him
i don't know
I'm so shy man, you know what you're talking about.
Three easy ways to look tough. Muscles, leather, flagpin, ride a motorcycle, ride a bear, ride a bear on a motorcycle.
I thought you'd get a recess.
Shmeen!
No way!
I got you smoked by Shmeen!
Quick flash, Shmeen!
Oh, my man!
Anybody win!
The three things.
The worst couple you know, always brings to Bina Party's.
I missed a recassel roll.
I'm not an honest friend, and themselves.
Prayer, Kazoo, Leatherman, knife, or steak.
Replicant nine millimeter Baretta.
I don't know who's on the right.
You know.
What?
That doesn't like me like the three things you demand of any love.
Cash, grass, ass, or power, pleasure, pain.
Okay.
And it's all kind of like straight lines to match up the left to the right
Yeah, I almost put fucking cast grass or what did anytime and someone asked me for three things
That's the first three things that pop out in my head
Well boys we certainly quit some last as a nice warm up for the next to blush
So everyone loved that.
It was fast.
It was fast.
It was really fast.
It was really fast.
Oh, I remember I forgot about split.
It was.
If I could get everybody to hide their screens so I can go to settings without revealing the password.
It's hidden.
It's hidden.
What if I just need some Oreos later down there?
That's fine too.
What kind of Oreos?
Oh, then I have to turn on required.
on required to maybe probably have to turn on
with the required to. But then don't we have to load it?
Or maybe we're already loaded.
No, we're already loaded. Yeah, I'm
aren't it? Turn the audience on.
Okay, you can show your screen again.
Here I come. You're coming.
Come as my screen.
Whoa.
Wow.
And you.
I don't get a fuck bro if I'm
the second of nerd says not to not go straight to the FBI.
I'm smitten.
I'm smitten.
You're ready.
Let's do this.
If you didn't make it dark, he's smitten to the audience.
He's smitten.
Yeah, yeah.
Shmitten also with one quick-lash.
Mitten he got more points than everybody, but just in
an Apollo.
It's our awarded based on the percentage of people who went for your answer.
I've got now.
And it's fine.
answer was so bad somebody who wasn't even playing
everybody down with flagged
I'm not going to make it work.
Yeah.
That's how I feel about my answers.
Okay.
All right, that's all right.
Time's almost up.
Use a safety quick if you're stuck.
Time's almost up.
Time's up.
Time's up.
Time's up.
So, can I say the time's almost down to be honest?
How was that so much less time than the fucking triple up, man?
And going first is...
I didn't come here to make friends.
I came here to record more pushy sounds for jeopardy.
Okay, time to tune.
Well, I came here to fake men's.
You know?
I could see it if you were like working at a scam tailor shop or something like that.
We're trying to reconcile it somehow.
You know?
I just just like if you're on a reality TV show where you try to fake the tailor, I totally get it.
Well that's exactly what I meant.
Let's say you make these guys didn't see the vision.
They didn't.
Okay, what's next?
Man, and over here are the fossils of the blank, the world's clumsy as dinosaur.
Falls off a rat there?
What the fuck are the dogs?
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Oh, they're really good.
that's a great promise, that's rare, blank in the middle changes everything
what the fuck, what the fuck man, I'm talking with the dumb fucker man, I'm going to wear upside down
Oh, wow.
Oh, wow.
What the heck do you mean that was the side of that one.
One of the Oreos is upside down.
What is that?
I don't even know.
You got a damn top for Oreo.
Oreo.
Oreo.
Oreo.
Oreo.
Oreo.
Oreo.
Oreo.
Oreo.
Oreo.
Oreo.
Oreo.
Oreo.
Oreo.
Oreo.
Oreo.
Oreo.
Oreo.
Oreo.
Oreo.
This is my husband's son, I was being killed.
That's your answer here, don't you kill him.
I could actually, I like beyond there, I'm awfully, thank you.
Yeah, you got, you got fuck though, because it didn't rhyme like that.
Yeah, I don't think you got, I'm laughing at my own jokes,
and nobody gives me any jokes.
The dumbest thing to buy in both jackbox party packs or condoms if you're chat
Could just be swallowing the column you don't want to make chat your enemy
Or they could all be sniped or whatever
Or just shoot in loads, I don't know
They could be lowbacks. They could be lowbacks
You can shoot him blanks.
You can really tell that one was Ryan, the way he is, continues the talking about it.
Chesto Vora, check my party, actually.
The special skill on a resume that would make you immediately hire that person.
Participates in extreme collating on the side, multi-track Dix Sufi.
I don't really know what it means, but I'm buying it.
So like you're on a train and there's a train beside you and your second one dude.
I've got through the window.
So I think three seconds, man.
I had to just have the first thing that came to mind.
It's like, what's the coalating?
Putting what he did is in order.
Yeah, and they're so pretty over.
I mean, my grandmother was a coalator.
I mean, my grandmother was a co-layer, so watch your turn.
That's what I'll never buy a printer, bro.
Took all the art out of it.
Oh, I see it.
Okay, round two is knocking on the door.
You guys remember when you used to have to draw the print test by hand?
Sorry?
I'm sorry.
you're saying
you know when you get a printer you got to print the test page
yes the test page
yeah
hmm
uh
thank you
of
and
but I've got only forty five seconds I need to give him a
I can't even remember.
Yeah.
There's some here in there.
a little bit of a headscatcher but there's some beauty
normal Ryan Anther then tell the story real
the average man
the random video YouTube keeps recommending that you end up loving
while my guitar gently weeps on ukulele
it really nerfs me.
The random video YouTube keeps recommending that you end up loving.
While my guitar gently weeps on ukulele and my seat, or best premier league highlights
2003 to 2004.
Honestly, the second one's that is so true.
I am the one in only who
You know what I'm talking about?
Is that what? Is that that song?
That's the song they play in every Premier League highlights video.
Oh, I never seen one.
I think I've ever seen one for me.
Is that soccer?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Ryan definitely scrolls around the YouTube and the others don't have to.
I see, I get to do that.
I've been watching like 2,011 knowledge, but
next we have.
The Greeks invented democracy, but we know that also invented
usocracy, or theocracy.
I feel like Ryan Fuggin tried to sell that one really hard.
It's called priming.
I really hope that people don't hit a fated by that.
I can't even hit that fated.
I was like, why did he say it that way?
Then I'm like, oh, that's why he said it.
I mean, it's like the caucuses are getting insanely clever joke.
There he is.
Oh, my God.
They hate you.
They just go over whatever is crisis, which is like so far, but appropriate for something
you're gonna use your spousest keeping a terrible secret their blank is in there
pussy is in real their liver is in real
thank you
wow
oh pussy's on real yeah tell me something i don't know bro
You guys funny hate me he like that. We're not talking you
Every
Why you're not even
Thought you were joking, but you really were threatened by the people yesterday. I was yes I'm trying to
You would know it's called imposter syndrome
it's us if dumb dog started a religion it would be called the church of
Dodma the church of the Red Rocket
I'm so quiet I'm not going to be the only one making jokes
I mean I got the fucking thankless job
I was hearing that I got my fun play on where is it like I'm going to be with you man
I think you did it that you did yeah, you did it
What's trying to get space in there too?
You kind of didn't
The theatrical production you'll never see at an elementary school
Nine's nine's the musical or Chicago
Huh
the
ride is pretty true
the kids, I mean you have to have a really talented
draw the program
they can't afford to get here on it
he's been in every pre-moderate
he's got an inco they can't afford him
I see a secret
oh wow
Powered I could think of anything
That's I had one
Single musical that I know that is like
Not appropriate for getting so I just wanted to call this piece I think it is so yeah
You want to procure it?
It's though
My kids watch fucking only one gets sliced at half by a lightsaber like two days ago. She's still chill
Spoilers ready, but it hasn't seen
I knew hope you just
All right, that's the only one I see you're good
Don't put me up again. She made a man. I don't want to smithy get his he's very
Well, it's not fair because many who overroach many jokes had more than like 30 seconds
If I workshop it and like I got to check that
to
this one sucks I hate this
What is that mean?
Should we just, this doesn't want to be here, it's all done.
We don't mean, we don't mean, we don't get it.
Say something?
Oh wow.
No, it's us.
I tried my best, and that's all that matters, I did not, and that's fucked up, just a few seconds
left.
Let's see those threcks y'all.
Okay.
Let's get to know each other describe yourself in three words.
It's lover, child slash mother, hungry, sleepy, repeats.
Oh true.
Meredith Brooks y'all.
I'm not late tomorrow today...
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm gonna fly it.
I'm not gonna fly it, don't you know?
Yep.
I'm not gonna fly it, I'm gonna fly it, I'm gonna fly it, I'm gonna fly it!
I think she's gonna be that of something in between Bitsho and Lover, and...
I know, no, I'm just gonna be the same way to live your life.
I can't let some of those people.
Fuck you, Shmeady!
Summer between bitch and lover Benny Glover
Okay
What are you secret often that you items you could order at McDonald's?
The Mick lickin the Mick furry and the chicken Mick fuckets or ass grass and cash
Chicken Mick fuckets, there's actually kind of kind of good
It has to be last in order.
Yeah.
Look at a bucket that chicken make buckets, please.
Look at the bucket.
Look at the bucket.
Look at the bucket.
Chicken make bucket bucket.
I don't know, I'd like this.
I couldn't have taken anything.
Like my mom will call it a butt. She calls it blank blank or blank.
Behind Tush asks when she mad a f put this Tushy warm bodies.
Tuck this took us to the same funny.
What is this like a word? You know?
You can get a Tuck this.
Or now Mr.
Dr. Evalas would warm bun boots.
Weird
She only says that to dad oh
Quick lash you sky these six words. Okay, that's pretty that's pretty nice
Wow, this is it show is the final
I didn't even ask to save pussy once and I won't
put that one back in the freezer for the last six months.
I think it's been like six years.
I do my shit.
Oh yeah.
I do your shit.
Let's see if there's anything else in this pack.
No.
I guess everything is joke-boating so bad now is it.
We could do one blather just in time.
I'm trying to chase the dragon from last week.
Dude, you're not going to top zombies.
I'm really crazy last week.
Yeah.
What the fuck is that thing?
I think I know why I got a new password.
Can you cover your screen please?
I thought it was in the pack had the same line.
It's a nice one but I guess the older packs have separate ones.
Oh yeah.
Yes, put the room could be good, right?
Yeah, just put the room.
Oh, it's a different code now.
Oh, it's not the funny one.
It's not nearly as good.
It's kind of this mulls and life that cross-legged jerk.
Yeah, he's got buggy huge balls.
Huge balls laying in down dude.
Wait, but the way under his legs and this and there he is.
Yeah, huge man.
There's bix, there's some of them.
Right.
Yes, what are you talking about?
He's got tiny balls right.
I got tiny balls.
Did you tell me why you're on your back?
I'm being this conversation with me.
Corrie's not trying his belly button.
What are you talking about? They're under your legs?
I mean, my legs are like a decent.
It's like an Italy south of Turkey,
that's a situation. They're under parts of my legs.
Yeah.
Not under my knees, that will be fucking insane.
Yeah, I'd be crazy.
Yeah, this guy's legs are crossed, and his ball
they're under in the situation.
Maybe he's not like one of those lawn chairs that has
like a perforated bottom.
I'm gonna start here with the IP testing.
I'm the guy.
Balls like fell through or small fell through the the deck chair.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Welcome to Blather round.
I've never seen a group of people.
Balls fell through the deck chair.
We're going to do it.
You're not talking about the beacons.
Yeah.
The beacons, they announced the cast today of the beacons movie.
they sure do look like they're eating have a seen it I'm assuming is Paul Ringo George and John
up so we're the original
who is this they're making it
New Orleans is sinking bro seems like an upgrade. I heard bourbon street kind of smells like a toilet
Sync would be a good day down there. You know what I'm talking about?
the
first look at Paul Muskel Harry Diffinson Barry Cogan and Joseph Quinn
Barry's playing ringo is he is I knew it
oh and he's more than one word in each column if you want to get creative
and
a
and
and
it's me
and it's you
on a storm.
Defendation.
Positive.
They're a positive.
It's a little more now.
That means everyone in the army.
They're celebrating for the dude.
They have celebrating.
They're a lot like Jesus.
They're a lot like Jesus.
But I'm trying to remember Jeff.
He's so sweet.
the
for the stubbly dude.
That'll be weird, apparently.
It kind of similar to Jim Carey.
They kind of similar to Jim Carey.
A big sentence.
Oh, what's the other guy from Dumb and Dumber?
What's his name?
Jeff Daniels.
Right?
Daniels.
And they are the movie daddy.
They are the movie daddy.
You'll be daddy.
Adam Son, how do you say?
I don't know movie people I'm sorry, man.
Yeah, let's see that, yeah.
The more dramatic than Louis chicane.
The more dramatic than Louis chicane.
They're a positive individual.
You already said that.
Oh, my hero!
Everyone loves this.
Oh, because Canadians seem like they're doing a fairing.
Justin, you're great, thank you.
Thank you.
There's something you need to say.
You can tribute it, guess that you.
He can't, he's...
Oh, you know, you're breathed.
Wait, yeah.
Thank you.
Bring it in.
You're guessing it.
Then he doesn't say it bad.
It's in him using animal thing of a drug.
it's this holy walk. I should have done so much bladder that I've had this one before.
This shit is there, plant too.
I was gonna keep her fucking mouth shut.
They're on a mo-
You're gonna say that's true.
That's true.
It's a lot.
I guess I was in the light.
Well, it is in the shape of an animal.
It's a pet dog.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Here it is.
It is always I guess that earlier. No, it's crazy that that wasn't that easy
Yeah, don't worry. My little not be easy. I can assure you
I'm taking hard
They're a fantastic bodice
I can't even remember I was trying to find any of those I had no idea how to spell it for a giga.
You can put that in the spell jagged square.
Most movies.
Yeah, you see the other guy from Jersey Shore
That might have been these a little bit
There's the situation
And then well, you know what?
Holy D
That kind of similar to Arnold Schwarzenegger. I think it's probably a
Like a bloody builder type guy the guy
It's gone.
It's okay.
What are we talking about there?
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
Rocky.
Rocky.
Regulants.
Rambo.
Oh, yeah.
What's going on?
I mean, don't be a little real?
Yeah, I didn't have you.
Did someone type that?
I don't know.
It's a kid.
I don't even know where to go.
Where to get that.
The bug for the frozen silhouettes.
Frozen.
What's going on?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
The motherfucker is seeing one of the movies.
And this is this doesn't happen in that one.
Yeah, but I've seen it a million times.
He's got a good body. You never see him in the shot.
On solo though.
Oh, tricky. It could be anyone.
And on solo.
There were a fantastic couple.
Whoa.
So it began.
Orb you.
Perfect.
Orc you.
Oh
Oh
John Madden
Come say I
There younger than no one riot
The buyer
And you have to focus
Polish
Yeah, he is
Oh shit
And I move on to the sentence
Love it
Clock
The lady from the league of their own.
The lady from the league of their own.
The lady from the league of their own.
But can't be re-smen, races.
I don't know what he's had.
Oh, it must be.
They play for hell.
They're the renowned.
They've used the whole character especially.
Yeah.
I see.
I see.
I see.
I see.
I see.
I see.
I think he's in the corner especially.
Yeah!
I'm not gonna point the wheel only right now.
Never, never tell me I'm not an ally.
I was the only person named in athletes.
I just couldn't move them.
Oh.
What do you think her favorite food is, Ryan?
I don't know.
I don't want to answer that.
Now that everyone's gone once, let's check out the scoreboard.
What's going on here?
Soccer bro!
Soccer.
Soccer?
This is so embarrassing for the people who are losing right now.
I ain't gonna act like I had to google her.
I'm sorry.
Really?
Round two.
I knew that's all over again.
Damn, she kinda got the drop out here.
This is round two and covering the points.
Oh, no.
You're not, you could just follow the way me.
I'm sorry.
I mean, I don't get it.
I'm sorry.
Just has like died here. I don't know what to tell you then what color
Blon really okay, something sure she has pink hair I guess. Thank you. Thank you for that
Peace on I'm died here. I think I've never seen it. Oh, no, no
I don't like the words of putting it in your senses.
This is all look very different.
So I've never seen it.
I've literally never seen it.
Um, um, well.
Firstly, I don't want to be controversial.
I think you should stay in school.
It's your turn again.
I would watch Stay in school.
It's an amazing soundscape.
Stay in the majority.
Yeah.
It's a good girl.
I'd be best there, I'm an impression.
I'm gonna go on the piano.
Turnedable.
Ramp the attic.
I bought it.
It's called that, right?
Grand piano.
What?
It will never be exactly perfect.
Drums.
My foot.
It's found in the same place as I've had.
Zoon.
Zoon?
Nice.
Yeah, he's a clown.
You're good.
Talk about overpriced.
the price. Yep, and we're proud of that old product, man. She got the apple product,
jeans. Okay, okay, okay. I'm going to embroider these sentences onto my favorite
Thank you, and I'm going to mail it to Jimmy Carter.
We're going to tell him.
Yeah, actually quite competitively.
He's a naughty story.
It's a story about a colorful fumbus.
It's a story about your cousin.
How's it with my raycolons?
Thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
Muggets, Brady Bunch.
Muggets is a great guest.
We got that recipe screen.
and a small joyful comedy thing.
That's clap trap bro this is more nice.
It's a lot like muppets.
My hole.
Frank rock.
What rats?
Where'd he guess that?
Yep, mine had a space in everybody.
muppets baby.
Teletopys.
I don't know what to do.
The darkness.
I'm gonna get to get.
Pokemon.
Labyrinth.
Adventure time.
It's time to look to Flagler Rock.
Things I don't know what this is.
I just know that oh my god.
I just know that this is like in it.
How do you chew?
Uh...
Thank you, I guess.
It's the hero with the team.
It's this possible. I'm going to treat the fuck out.
It's like an animated version of Pokemon.
That's a jumper sent here.
Did you want to dream of?
Definitely.
Eventually there's a not-packable game.
I'm not purple dude.
I'm his team.
I don't know.
Isn't it Pokemon?
Borny, Borny, not Barny, maybe it's Barny.
It's this fucking thing.
Oh my god.
That's a good guess though, that's a really good guess.
What in the fuck is it?
I do see this all night I do with that's a bad I just know the minions are in it
I was just trying to do minion stuff you did muppet stuff you did muppet stuff you did muppet stuff
I said it's a lot like the muppets yeah but everything we said that was nothing like
yeah it was like both I was far there's like little guys in the house
that's what muppets are not puppets so
Oh, story about a stupid fella.
There's actually some purple?
The name was?
No, no, no, wait.
I can't even give me purple and not yellow.
Yeah.
I was gonna type a day after each one of our, that's crazy.
I'm the terrifying thriller.
Hello, Ian, geosquark.
the
night
night
Monkot.
They're after tomorrow and the minions.
Love here in a pretty much guy's table.
It's not a good thing.
The minions, the minions.
The minions.
I'm just gonna guess I'm a get in deep impact
and all those times when I start going through them.
Whoa.
A circular corpse.
I wanna bury that sentence, huh?
Let me open it.
Huh?
Can you explain your words?
Yes, I'm fine.
The moment.
of the world. It's kind of so little. Oh it must be this. Yeah.
Try to work circularly. Yeah. I, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know, that's right, yeah, yeah
He did
That's really the the whole fly thing
No, I used to sleep with a TV on
I always waited for some
This is all you need
It's funny.
Just catch up with Paras Texas.
Just catch up.
I'm free to take it.
Oklahoma.
Oh, oh.
Oh, Fargo.
Are you slept in there?
Yeah.
We get it.
I was traveling.
I sat on through this.
And then I stopped in Fargo.
You're also going to just been like that's my favorite movie
It feels like that's me
What are you like?
I'm gonna get it what is said when he saw Captain Marvel
I know when we would have been crying
You're a super lady
Time shit
Fuck you
That's a fantastic place by the way
Fuck you go
Disney's Dilland
Disney's world
This is where you shot for the club
That's where you shot for the club.
Subway.
Subway.
I go still.
Does he make Jersey pass?
Has the same vibe as a golf store?
It has the same vibe as a golf store.
Big sticks.
Big sticks.
Big sticks.
So much wear now.
So much wear.
Target.
All night.
What a sweet lip.
Yep.
That was calm.
Oh fuck.
I typed it.
I didn't give it.
Ah fuck.
I typed it.
It's sending all the stuff.
We can't go.
You type the answer back space sands club to
Right in the same
Oh, I know it's an American
This means we don't have it
Well, like zombie lord. It's a little bit like zombie lord
It's a little bit like it has the same vibe
Highman's free little peek
5776 the new ad
76
Yes, he mercy the Chris Pat Rebecca Ferguson movie
Yeah, the poster for the movie is him holding like a gun and apparently the premise of the movie is he's locked in a room
I don't think you're gonna be any guns
You have 90 minutes to prove you're not guilty
You pack
you see the Daren Aranowski AI series that he's coming out with?
No man. 1776 it's like horrible AI like movie of historic people, I guess, you know, it looks so bad, bro.
Do they rap?
I don't want for you. I don't want for you.
He's so right and unfortunately no Jared let it this time on
Jared let oh playing Ben Franklin I think you could do it. You know, I think you pull it off
You go really bad to do it
I was a bastard, British, pussy eating bald guy and men, but you ever see Hamilton?
Probably a polish.
No, I don't even have fun with my headphones on to that.
I haven't seen it yet because I went from like, oh, it's like insanely popular, hard to see.
Everyone loves it. Oh, hey, it's on streaming. Everyone hates it. Everyone's making fun of it. All the time.
No, I don't think people hate I don't want to see hate in my world
I think the hate's more directed at him
That's fair
He made 90's and it was Japanese they would be like this is the greatest movie of all time
Well, he made Hamilton and then he proceeded to then put Hamilton into every media property
He could possibly like get for the rest of time. They got Hamilton in Fortnite
I mean they might as well
soon I'm sure. Oh, bro, watch. I saw Elijah Skyler drop Dusty.
Hello
Hey
Remember to answer the questions on the stage. The second day's very
There it is. Might as well learn about each other. Yeah. Take a moment and answer the survey questions on your controller.
Ah, that's tough man.
Fucking horrible question.
Good god.
Okay, I'm talking about because we're going to know what's the one video he made.
I don't know what I mean to you guys.
You know, so all that you're just like, yeah, that's that's the one.
He's just Christ.
Yep.
It's kind of be this one. Anyone who votes for the other ones is fucking crazy.
Yeah. What are these these fucking are for shit, by the way?
Yeah, one of these does reveal this.
What?
What?
Hmm.
Hmm.
What?
What?
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Okay.
Hmm.
I got all your answers, good hold on, because it's okay, is anyone, did anyone say to the criminal, did anyone see that?
Good start.
Nobody's revealed it.
Not a criminal.
Are you supposed to click on the button?
That's like 23 of me, I'd rather not know.
Seven peas with evidence, which are the criminals in search of the surveys you just took.
I'm almost everyone would have said hammer to be honest.
Not me, I said boat ore.
Not all evidence came out.
What a rich mother.
I had like four of them upstairs.
Really it's a lot of others that yeah, I think I had
The first piece of evidence is coming in lay it on us, Charlie
Well
Two players
You have the fans
this matches.
Well, who I guess mouth I would think would be the other.
No, I think it's core.
I think it's core, too.
Morgan Rye.
I chose true for you.
Okay.
Well, definitely core and Ryan chose trivial pursuit.
Yeah.
There's one way to be a one.
Again, I could be the other way to state.
There's one fake round.
So it could be the fake one.
I don't write in what is the chess.
I didn't even see chess because the first thing I saw was trivial pursuit.
Really, chess was the first one.
I mean, I had to try and play chess.
I think you do better at trivial persuasion. I do be surprised.
Yeah, what the fuck?
I mean, you didn't interrogate me if you want, but I'm gonna tell you, I said trivial pursuits, so...
I don't think I could.
Right, but what you do is a damn spirit of the game.
But, but did you say hammer?
I said boat or bro?
Well, he didn't.
He didn't.
I said boat or?
You got me with a hammer, it's true.
There's a question to see if they match the evidence.
You need a question to get started.
Check your controller.
I'm really lucky.
I think I can't even remember.
I think I can't remember.
I think I can't remember.
And that's your criminal.
What?
Your time starts now.
Uh.
Why did you choose true or pursue?
Well, the rest.
Because I'm the only one.
Better than the average person in trivia.
Yeah, not chest though.
You said you didn't see it.
I didn't see it.
I just thought you'd be able to pursue.
And then why did you choose hammer?
Because I have it in my house.
I don't think I've had any of these things.
I can't even remember. I do not have a baseball bat. I do not have a boat or
I didn't know what else. Brian Pan was frying pan in there. I've got a frying pan. I only
Looking at this
I think that's, and I think I have this three.
Who do you think the three are?
I think it's, uh, it's not you, and it's not me.
Oh, I think it is right.
I think that this would be more of a core answer than a Ryan answer.
But three people people people get ticket true, but I I believe Ryan that he didn't pick it
Because I didn't pick it. I'm assuming he said I mean offense by this that you'd panic
I assume that you would
That as well me yeah, I'm gonna see it was like a cause. Oh, I
Something and then you know exactly what to do. I chose that I would fall or do that I'd this one. I chose this one really
Yeah
Why do you think I would panic that's fucked up?
Well, I don't know.
Oh, there's one.
He's streamer.
He can use your controller to add.
If you want to be with him.
I think you already did.
Let us know.
They're all you want.
Skipping.
Where would you lose your answer to this question?
I said I would assist.
Okay.
I also said I would assist.
So it was only one of the person that could have said they would assist.
Yeah.
I'm starting to think to do me.
Maybe the quiet guy.
Well, they would.
I'd make sure you're another guy or you said trivial percentage.
I did say trivial percentage.
Yeah, because the other one is also pretty suck at it and you also pick Hammond's.
Uh, I did not pick Hammond, I pick Kettlebell.
Oh, oh, well.
Oh, a wrench thrown into the accusation.
Sorry, I thought, I thought Hammond would be like really common and then Kettlebell might be second common.
They said you want to be less cover if you're looking at all that.
Wow.
I thought something else could use it.
So I was like, I'll line up with one of the first.
Many games as well.
Whatever.
I'm not sure a lot, DAS.
I got rid of the first thing we've gotten without figuring out a thing.
Everyone has to do this.
You don't want that's like, uh, how old are you?
So everyone chose to do this.
Oh, no.
I think I can't say huge falling to your death.
I gotta, I wish I were easy to dance.
I should have chose freezing to death because they had it because I had it.
Oh, freezing free.
Free is a really warm name.
Painful.
You can not have all freezing to death.
I thought you like, uh, you just know what's weight man.
It's a misunderstanding that you go numb.
It's genuinely a horrific apparently.
You started like, you really think you ended a risk forever, man.
No, I was falling asleep, and I wouldn't wake up.
I chose drowning, even though I think falling is the
that's fucking, that's pretty much, I didn't try to
stop crazy.
But I'm not burning.
I'm not freezing and falling.
I'm scared of heights.
So I'm going to die anyway.
I might as well not be double scared.
The order is to do that.
Not scared of fire, not scared of fire, but it sounds like a most painful.
It freezing's gonna be painful and I thought I would definitely fall, but I mean when you
watch the movie, the frighteners and he goes into the freezer, it looks really peaceful.
That's your or scary movie too where he gets a hand job.
And the walking.
Ryan again, huh?
Did your ass really say you'd rather drown?
Yes, I swear to God.
I was like I thought about it for so long and then went like I I can't pick an answer and I
as I was answering drowning I was like this is insane but because everyone's gonna think
falling to the best cause it's fastest but I don't know I'm scared of heights man.
I had freezing death confused in my mind was like running out of oxygen.
Okay that would vote for the best one and it was over the death one and then see if it's the
Fony evidence because if it is then we'll know that it's probably Ryan
Because he admitted to not answering this. I answered I should drowning. I'm following no, but you didn't answer
Look I didn't
Oh
We gotta stop playing this game with this guy
I was sorry to think it was a poll
I was so I was thinking Ryan cuz like Cory I could tell he was innocent
Okay. Okay.
I just can't hear what I like about what that November I believe just in the talk.
As I'm ready to solve.
First let's narrow the plane to see it.
I got your ass man.
I'm sorry.
You got to admit.
Some one dude and fucking pick up basketball this sweat band on.
I guess I'd choose probably myself on this one.
It brings like a metal suitcase with his co-eas in it.
You've got one vital boat.
I like this game then.
Yeah, it's right up your alley for sure.
I'm locked in.
I was wondering why I'm watching Malcolm Corrie's Vod yesterday when Corrie solves the sacrifice puzzle
and now those are freaking serious.
I mean, I don't know if you need to turn on the constellations.
I know it's really funny, but don't order it. It happens then.
Oh, not like the other times when I'm like maybe it's this and now if he doesn't hear me.
And then he's like, we're still not making any sense.
I said, vote on this one. We can.
But my, my vlog.
I was, uh, I was too focused on park corn and that time.
It was really funny.
I was watching Justin and Zip's playthrough might've always fucking crashing out
Okay, well
The
That's a thing.
That's a thing.
That's just a thing.
That's a thing.
That's a thing.
I think it's so good.
There's another thing.
Do nates.
We're all on the same page we're doing the name.
I'm going to try to a little bit better this time though.
Could be a stock stock.
I like the cookie ball, the gacked box.
That's lots.
You just don't like it because you want people to adhere to the rules so much.
I do.
The what?
You want me to just make like,
funny cookies I can do that.
Like that's easy.
I think that's how it would be.
Wow.
That's a bunch.
You can still join me.
Some magic gathered and you should.
Did you save the room code?
Yep, you look like you went to school 3 13 guys that call it a bonfire
Went to the bakery in order to bun a bonkate
And a skip all tutorials. You know, we probably did go to school at 13 guys to call it a bonfire
the
this is like it's
that anybody else in the sheet of smoking crazy
I just have the problem I look at every post and I'm just like
for me to put on and I think the only thing I can think of like
bad
the
Good man, that's good stuff.
Oh my god, you guys these splits filled?
No. Pretty good. Pretty good movie.
Bob Tribino likes it.
One movie?
The movie Bob Tribino likes it.
That's a movie?
Yeah, yeah.
I'm going to Facebook, notification.
You see the fucking people?
Oh dude, I'm still in some poke wars.
I'm a veteran.
Here he is.
I got a purple finger in my room in the poke wars.
A sunny greenhouse in Florida, or a sunny greenhouse, but you're Dracula.
You
You
You got to pick one
You're pure
I mean you could go to the greenhouse at night
That's what I was thinking
Yeah, you just wait. It's a sunny. It's a sunny
It's a sunny
It's a sunny
But night's but it wouldn't be sunny then
Ah, there's a verdict goes to Cory on this one
Ah fuck
I guess you love it
It does say
Mom's
It does
A beach bonfires
13 guys are calling it a bonfire
Okay, you can't take my joke
Oh, shit. Oh, no, of course is gonna win. Oh, no
I'm the guy, I'm the guy, one of 13 kills each adds in the ski lodge with the high
of mine from pluribus with the Elon Musk I don't give a shit I'll be telling the
I have mine to give me a coffee.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's like a bad guy.
It's constantly stuck in the problem.
Yeah.
I think you watched the show, it makes sense.
That shows the ball.
If you watched the show, it makes sense.
That we got to make sense.
Probably more than that, brother.
It's on Apple TV.
Catching a fly ball, but it's a ball of bot flies.
Catching a fly ball, but it's a fly's nuts.
The fly type situation, the man is the fly is man-sized.
Okay, it's a fly's nuts.
The fly type situation, the fly is man-sized.
I thought it for the one on a left.
I think that's cold blue.
Yes.
It's a fly's nuts.
One on the right half mouth energy down, not gonna lie.
That's how they didn't hide it.
I was still thinking about the man being fly-sized even after all the...
The comics.
Getting incredibly rich in Minecraft.
Getting incredibly rich at the end of Squid Game Season 1.
Both of you sound fine because you're rich.
There's a season 2.
Yeah, but he's stupid ass chose to do it again.
I'll go back.
Yeah, wait, wait.
Now I was never going to launch it.
Yeah, I heard him as terrible.
I have to grab some noirs.
What?
What the fuck?
Every time with these huh? It's like the same. Yeah, they should have definitely mixed this up. Yeah, so it's always that
You're gonna get something new man
I think I'm like, you know
I didn't do it last time
Getting sucked in fuck I didn't yeah, but I didn't I didn't put that last I was both of them aren't getting so I'm writing it now just so you can't write it
the
Mr.
Wait, he's going to do a boomer as a son. Yes, and he's missed your suck in fuck. No fucking way
Yep
Suckin on the big old
Oh
11 inch palace
Mr.
Second-fucker.
Mr. Suckor.
Mr. Suckor.
Mr. Suckor.
Mr. Suckor.
Mr. Suckor.
Just in the kind of type, you seem like the type of guy to be a fan of the pants to do.
You're 100% right. I talk about him frequently.
Who is all the pants do?
Oh, dude.
I've been talking about this with you.
The pants.
It's a guy who has a finish like being humiliated.
He makes these little short videos with his really fucking big dick flopping out and then
like a lav track place but like it like really elaborate sets and green screens in
shit.
And then he's trying to hide his dick and cover it but then he turns around and you
can see the dick and balls through the ass because he's pushed it back and then the
laugh gets even louder. Oh, you're like the funniest account. I'll have to type in the
note and then I'm gonna keep the laugh. Yeah, careful careful where you watch it.
Cause oh yeah, it's extremely not safe for it. You also hasn't only fans and comes on it.
Like that, I remember I looked at his page, so I'm coming and I was like, well that's not
really that's funny. What's subscribed? Alright, so, oh, it is, absolutely. So, they
I talked to him on Shapo Trath House and that day his Twitter account had oh no
They talked about me on Shapo Trath House. I hope everyone doesn't see my dick far away
It's so fucking funny
Okay, I'm ready to do anything in a 20 second flip. I suck at this game or fuck at this game
game.
Oh god.
The one where I saw a little bit of Mr.
Suckerfuck and I did not get the results I was hoping for.
That's for sure.
That if you're in pants to do it is like this.
So fucking funny.
Cool man.
I don't know how I'll ever find this guy.
Well apparently the duet mooner links in it is
It is biter. Oh really he's a father owned and then he ate them the guys
That's way easier. Yeah
This angel his pizza is gluten free. Oh, Chris angel live in concert
We did get to it boomer unlawfully banned my clock
TikTok's done it, everyone's there, people are not happy with TikTok right now, well, you can't imagine
American TikTok got a lot, yeah, so forcefully sold
Cory loves coffee
Made from pinto beans from 7-11
And this is where Cory says could be worse could be Starbucks
Gory, if you would, could be worse could be from blends.
Oh, that is the worst. That's local noirs.
Yeah.
It'd be for me one off of time.
Oh, I got double pink.
I don't know from coffee way would save me right now.
The bizarre I paint my rocket red, but I don't use paint or
Selt for a second one. I don't know that it's a character from Mount the bizarre
Oh, he's it like annoying
Pretty annoying you go up against him on like day one and he has like five items that all four is in you and give him a hundred regent kind of such
I've actually seen the sucker fuck guys
I know that's fucking it's gonna be a fucking war, thank you, and I just talked a little bit about
some last year, I mean I was busy talking about the painstier, I was watching, it's
driving me crazy because it wasn't Justin talking about the bizarre yesterday, me, he
doesn't know that's definitely, oh that was not never mind, not Joe's, and Ricky, who
not Joe's, not Joe's from 7-11, but honestly though they're really hot, they're so, that's
so much worse than the coffee the coffees are.
It's so much.
The coffees aren't seen out bad.
The nachos are fucked.
Turn the nachos.
It's the new place.
Oh, we should stay all right.
Yeah.
This is the card card.
Make sure it's our soft somehow.
I don't say I fuck with someone, too.
I don't know what I was thinking.
Yeah.
I swear.
Twitch shop is hard.
They're all crazy.
They're all crazy, right?
So each one can be slightly different.
Add revenue goes to buying ice cops.
Really good sandwich.
which you get. You get banned for driving while streaming and moving to the right.
So sad to accept I have to do it with like two seconds left and spilled kick
wrong seven times now that I space it over and over.
My date is eating all the fully loaded 7-11 matches.
the
of the
The cheese and chili from 7.11 or 5.
I have a horrifying memory of being a teen.
A friend of mine took a super big gulp cup and filled it with the nacho cheese and the
Chilean is eight that shit with a spoon and it was it was one of the more violent things I've ever seen in my life
I've got to a letter is horrific
It was so bad
of
guy who is genius idea to steal from 711 was to get a slurpy cub put a bunch of
candy in it and then cover it in slurpy because he was like willing to do that
and do my slurpy.
That's pretty smart.
I want to say they one time did call him out on X. They saw him and he was like
what are you going to do make me a slurpy.
I'm a man, yeah that 711 stopped giving you the cups until you bought them after that.
You could, you could buy the cups first.
Coffee from 711.
It's supposed to stop by 711.
From 711, 7AM to 11PM, coffee's free all day.
They still could steal the candy.
I think a lot of people were just filling up service in the year.
Well, understand what?
What?
I just didn't really get it, I guess.
A sunny greenhouse in Florida.
Florida, Massachusetts, Rio, look it up.
in Florida in the year 1669 was it what was that a good year I
don't know what what is it what probably before I got taken over so yeah I've
been chill there I mean bro it's probably like 1999 that was a bit too
doesn't apparently the devastating eruption of Mount Etna in Sicily
Wow, you can hold it.
He won't be here.
He had a Lena.
Wow.
There we go.
And the Ottoman Empire defeated the Venetian Republic.
Not in order.
Close each edge of the ski lodge with Elon Musk.
I give him a piece of my mind.
Or with Elon Musk.
Oh, guy.
I don't know.
You're not in the mind.
Yeah, for four minutes, six, six.
Yeah, Ryan's piece of mine was going to be a side of truck truck and rocks man, thank you so much.
That was really the piece of meat.
Yo, can you, can you make them with the anime already on them?
a fly ball but it's a ball about flies they you quickly redirect that your worst enemy's parents
yeah bot flies they are robots buzz buzz
what is scary I should not mint a asch stuff in yesterday if he has the same Vancouver
experiences mean in that every person I see driving a cyber truck is a Chinese fanfall
It's literally a hundred percent like a 60-year-old plus Asian man driving the side of your truck.
A lot of streaming on Twitch.com.
Ad revenue goes to buying ice cups really good sandwiches.
The ice cups in question are actually snowmen who only arrest businessmen.
or but it's your definition of good say we do know you're pooping on them
sandwiches who can't you I was going to wait oh
to
the sea for a guy
I don't think I'm very good. I'm not trying to duplicate myself.
Quoy is going to get a visitor from a four letter agency.
That's you, CC.
What a four letter agency, CC's bro.
Oh, you think they care about me a lot more than this?
It's our, like, you know, you might get a visitor from my agency.
Yeah, my brain went to a meeting with me.
Sound like that.
Let's place what they're saying.
Yeah, with audience on, I think split the room is back, right?
That's what was fucking...
That and Paul mine were both devastated by no audience.
Well, Paul mine, we also like, oh no, Paul mine's by no audience.
crash and sometimes I think.
Pull mine pisses me the fuck off.
Yeah, one does seem to crash a lot to you.
Pull mine.
It is funny to be mad though, so it is kind of good.
Yeah, be a mad is kind of just go to it.
It's kind of, it's really good again.
I definitely are mad at you know.
No, man.
So I think if I look at the average person's screen time,
they basically just have a bunch of apps that make them mad.
Pretty true.
Mr. Mr.
My day is going pretty well.
You know what would really hit the spot?
Me and I'd based off a little bit.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Audience on required twitch on.
This one may not have a password.
Give me one second.
Might be prepassured days.
I think it's got a pack. I'd expletor him's post-pastler days.
Post-pastler days. Wrong grow.
ABC-23. That's mine. Yes, sir.
I don't know if you guys have played my winter car, but it's surprisingly hard when you use the ATM to not type in your real pin.
It's like trying to give the wrong answer to like what color is the sky like it takes you a second.
That is pretty fucking funny.
And I haven't played that one yet.
I haven't played my summer card either though.
I think you might like it.
I think I would probably.
It's a frictionful game.
It sounds insane, but I actually think it's kind of spiritually similar to something like
Zomboid.
Things are like arbitrarily clunky for realistic purposes.
That's fair.
I've seen Chipley play it, and I just saw he was sitting in jail for like a crazy long time.
easy long time. It's so sick that they make you stay in jail. Like every month in jail is like one
in game day or something like that. And every in game day is like like 45 minutes. So you can go to jail for like
eight hours. I mean, you're missing almost died today in Zondoid. We're missing a Corey.
I got a bit today, but my jacket seems to be full of shit.
I got some life for like four months, I would have been devastated.
We don't have the thing.
It's in the...
He wasn't streaming.
He's waiting for you to join me.
I'm in.
Oh, he started the game.
What is mine say?
Oh, split what is my say?
All right, I swear you don't
Remember you're kind of split the rest of the room. I'm just gonna split the room. I'm just one
Yeah, sure you went to the world. I don't remember
and
I hate this problem, it's like it sucks.
Yep, yeah, I'm going to remember the split the room.
Sometimes the prompts don't go too well.
and
come see come see bring who is love love what you want me Sydney CRUNPY
that's those out of the band we know so south of man yeah
Sydney CRUNPY don't let's out of the band
seven day very mall
and he's so funny if they were actually still talking in the English analysis like having a story
just you know you're standing in the end of the
one
you have five seconds
you have two seconds here at a time
five seconds sounds like a good Vancouver connox this draft
of the
you're not the key to a perfect photo genics mile but it means that instead of saying
she's you have to say
I'm a needy baby
you are posing for a photo with no bell piece prize winner Malala you soft side
you use your trick
Pretty easy and see what I'm gonna fuck about man. You're gonna give a fuck about my lava
You got shot no fucking head bro
You can't more about having a good smile
Yeah, that's fucking. I don't care that's you
I'm a twitch dreamer. I got humiliated for a living that's insane to me
I agree I would I don't I don't think frowning in the photos that bad
Supply just like be like what'd you say? Yeah, bro? You got embarrassed. I think I lost it in the lizons
I think I got to do you're giving a toast to your sisters wedding you say
100 wonderful things about her but when it comes to her new husband you totally
blank the only fact you can remember is that he yells at sports games too much do you
blurred it out left this means me like no I'm talking this is just a little too
long this what I'm trying to say not done I mean anything other than that I just
me this one's a little on the long side. This is the one of the part of the wedding
where the the comedic release. Yeah, yeah. Grings best friend. They're like
younger brother. He also sports too much and he's a least fan.
When I ever split the damn room. You should talk my top the whole time.
I didn't. I didn't shit talk it. Maybe left this meme's a good.
This one is called I Spy. It's I Spy, y'all. You've lost your eyesight.
She lost your eyesight. A revolutionary pair of glasses gives you your vision back, but they're defective.
They continuously show your own reflection in everything you're viewing. Do you use them?
I mean, I hate my own reflection, but man, I'd get over it to see.
Well, you don't wait.
I should have said yes, because like, why would you just put them on once and take them off
because your vision works now forever?
Like, what the...
I think the idea is, you know, we have to know everything.
But then you can't see anything if you're just seeing your own reflection.
That's not the spirit of the prompt, though.
I don't think that are you sure?
Yeah, because why would you ever do that then?
Exactly. That's why I think it's not a good answer.
No, I mean, I think you're a good answer again.
You can choose to interpret it all over stupid way you want to do, okay?
Well, fucker.
I'm sorry.
I barely knew he was a good answer because they never thought yes.
I thought no.
You're bad. You're trying to split them up all the time.
I was like, the room.
Yeah, I mean, it was almost.
the full split. It's only four.
You're the victim of a ransomware attack. The only thing currently on your computer is a folder containing auto-saved
okay now.
Auto-saved notepad.exe files. They're asking for $500. You agree to their demands?
I don't. This is crazy. This is crazy. I wouldn't pay the 500 dollars to fuck off, but it seems
like I'm implicating myself within that party. It does seem that way.
Yeah, but five hundred dollars to get them to fuck off is not that bad for a ransomware attack, man
Or think it does have your tax documents who gives a shit unless there's something fucked up in them exactly
That's what I'm thinking just them. Let's see only thing on the computer find off. I'll get you say no. We won't split the room
You can just format windows
I would rather get them five hundred dollars
That's crazy, someone's got a ransom here, this motherfucker.
You can't say that, you already threatened it, that person's life!
They're really doing it!
Ryan's inbox explodes.
It's an angel agent that you've been chosen to be fairer.
You will have whatever you want for your entire life, but when the gods decide your reign is
over, you will be killed by coming too much.
run away from this situation. No.
That sounds awesome.
What did they decide like? It's like three days after your rain starts.
I don't know that.
I could just say don't.
It's easy.
It's easy.
It's easy.
It's easy.
It's easy.
It's easy.
It's easy.
It's easy.
It's easy.
It's easy.
It's easy.
Because he will go to prison and we're going through him.
You'll stick a lawn of misogyn.
... And you will never die.
Whatever....
You can see how much wishes it could be.
I have to adjust to this.
It is kind of like wishes.
I can never ever want to...
Are the Egyptian gods?
You play in the word with the game,
with the game your playing a word tile game with your 16 year old daughter you have the right
house to win with one word but the word is fill aside yes that word counts your daughter always
beats your do you play that word fill aside as you mean is when father kills daughter
yeah thanks uh I mean this question is really just you let your daughter win or not
Yeah, that's the last question. You have five F5, yes, 16. No, bro. It's kind of an ironic way to win the game too.
You got to get with it. Yeah, you got to get with it. Yeah, you got to get with it. Yeah, you got to get with it. Yeah, you got to get with it. Yeah, you got to get with it. Yeah, you got to get with it. Yeah, you got to get off. Yeah, you wouldn't kill me. Oh, what would I?
Is this the audience prompt or something? No, I was just trying to get the word, but you'd feel like putting it to your body. And I guess you're all mine. You're fucked up. Yeah.
Why?
He's going to die to that.
Because I wouldn't let my daughter win in Scrabble when she's 16.
You could use the word Scarmer.
It's scary to know where it is.
Yeah, but there's no word in that you could have put there.
You would have said yes no matter what.
Well, if the word had been like, you know,
pussy or something, I might not play with you.
Yeah.
as a
this is this is really fucking
this is a horrible problem
and
I guess yeah, you're actually a good as written a racial slur
no, because then everyone said no, we have to split the room
Yeah, but I feel like what you're saying is you really want to win it's gravel.
I don't think Philicide is there. Is that crazy?
Listen, I'm sorry. I'm not trying to...
I don't know what.
Okay, is it good one?
Look.
I don't know how to split the room with this. I feel like any answer will be no.
So do I just try to be funny instead to get some value out of it?
and
I don't think for the side of that crazy quote, Ryan, 2026. Come on now.
There were signs.
Obviously you're not a father. That's all I'm saying. I mean, I did watch the documentary,
Not in that man, missing our cruise ship.
It's for discipline.
What does that mean to you with me?
You go on cruise, it's with your family.
Help me.
We all came back.
The ocean.
Do we know that?
You have a child who's out of control.
You try and just about everything, but to know a veil,
the only option left is a radical parenting method.
Punishment by fill aside.
There's a 25% chance it works.
Do you do it?
I'm gonna say no with a thumb.
No, no, no, no.
I'm gonna say no.
You're gonna be no.
Ha ha ha ha.
This is what I thought control is like, she's like murdering people.
I don't think I could be anything in here that won't be a no.
So I'm just gonna do that.
Like, is your gun ever coming from you?
Because you're supposed to split the room.
I literally, I was like, so the problem with this is that there's only a 25% chance it works.
like you're already predisposed to not want to do it because it has a low chance of working.
Yeah, but if it's low stakes, yes.
Or you could have said that four four filocides.
This low stakes.
Here in C U N N.
You will wake an a genie.
You and your best friend each get one wish.
All right, Corey.
And as a prank, your pile wishes your right foot was replaced with six inch cock toes.
to use your one wish to change it back.
Promptively.
Really?
Okay, you're saying that.
You know what?
Absolutely, don't.
Yeah, yeah.
You guys reconvenced me.
It's like, dammit!
You can, I'll deal with the dickfoot.
Yeah, you don't get anything else.
You can just drop it off or something.
Do you want someone to want to get like dollars?
You can wish that he has a big foot.
So many guys.
You suck toes and you fucking make their day.
The toes just go lie.
Really?
I told you hate us.
He's got new cooler friends.
It's spooky, dukey.
And let's see, doing some solar shit, any of it.
Every time you poop, you extract a $50 bill.
Unfortunately, huge load of comments or comes out.
Do you endure this pain for a month before you see a doctor?
Do you guys know you're supposed to split a little man?
I know coming feels good.
Yeah, this one is.
it's a weird question because it's not saying to you just endure this pain forever but
do you endure this pain for a month specifically?
It's like all of a sudden no the answer is no is I endure the pain forever.
Yeah.
and
unfortunately you also a jack and
no, you can get a fifty dollar
you know I'll take the deal now today
no, oh the com comes out of the ass
well, yes, the cares
and you got to clean the fifty dollar bill, do
Double time.
You're gonna poop on anyway.
Whenever you hold someone, that's as nuts with both hands.
You become a fantastic singer.
Your friends have to be eating a small competition.
There's a $10,000 cash price.
You can hear a lie in the naughty charm.
You're obviously not.
I'm a whole bunch of people.
I like to go to my life.
Even though someone falls, man.
And those are yours.
You're guaranteed to win.
You're just good at singing.
I think it's a fantastic singer.
There's lots of fantastic singers.
I think it would be like, well,
some losses nuts in the recording studio.
There's like, listen to me.
You're almost really nuts for like $50.
You're singing was really good,
but you're holding someone's nuts.
We can't air this, so therefore you can't win.
No, they put you behind a little curtain.
Are you crazy?
Why not because it's the most amazing thing they've ever seen?
That's crazy.
Oh, I'm sorry, you're going to go into the other one.
Oh, my god.
God or fucking God got too much money.
It does not say you're going to win.
It's implies.
It's a lot of fantastic.
In Justin's fair, I think it is implied that you would win.
I'm still saying no.
You get up at a million dollars if you can bowl entire game without a gutter ball.
You can't use AIDS and you have 10 minutes total.
If you fail the punishment will be not eating for five hours.
You go for it.
for it. So easy. I think I would die specific drink water. No, you probably
you. I don't die. Yeah, not eating is different. I kind of miss on your
studies and fucked up my answer. That's so easy. I think all of you should say yes
but I have to say no. I would have said yes but I fucked this. Yeah. I don't
why I like omitted gutter ball and put like bowl of 300 oh my god that's awesome I can't
believe that 10 minutes the bowl of 300 tastes a little gaming an eccentric billionaire
advice you do is island where he hunts humans the 60 year old hunter will be armed with a
simple club and you will have one of your legs in case to submit if you can survive for 24 hours
you will get $1 million. You know you died. You said your damn, is he?
Does this like, like, he does this? He's good at this. You're giving such a major
disadvantage. Yes, you're you're not moving. You're only ability to escape
a polar running and now you can't do that. If I made pushback, you could hide and
he's old. How can you hide, you can't move. He can't hide. I definitely
It's man.
How heavy is cement?
Really?
Yeah.
Haven't.
Extremely heavy.
I think you could probably do it.
God, there's never seen some level before.
And there's no man.
I guess I just never picked up like that much of it.
Think about heavy like a cinder block is and how that's less cement than the amount that would be around your leg.
I actually I changed my answer. I would do it because cement is this powder
Oh, that's gonna be concrete. I see what you said
That's true at all. They're too different. Oh, Cory. That's exactly. But they said cement and nothing, which is
Yeah, that is right. I know you meant concrete, but I just want to know in box easy
What?
What the fuck?
I'm sorry.
the
easiest guess of my life
maybe split the room sucks
yeah
it's a great idea the prompts are just
It's really exhausting to read like four paragraphs before the blank every time.
Yeah, and they're also like bad paragraphs.
I'm starting to think I might hold the dude's nuts to enter.
It's just like, I'm trying to...
What's weird is I would almost rather do it while holding the nuts,
than with that old one.
That's what I'm doing with that.
Like what's so bad about holding nuts?
Okay, that's not the bad boy.
Why? Why?
What's the bad boy?
It's being streamed live though, but a bunch of people.
Who cares?
I would definitely want to, I wouldn't want him to be facing me though.
I want his butt facing me and I'm holding them from the back.
The back yet.
Yeah.
Oh, you like you pulled them through or like you're dragging them on the ground.
Oh my god.
Look at like a richer one.
Such a shame.
Oh, okay.
Like the Titanic.
Like yes, yeah, like like king of the world
Planet of ninjas. Oh you a favor. Oh, I made the group of ninjas repay you appear at nephew's party or throw your nephew in the river
What maybe your nephew sucks man?
This isn't even mine, but I get it. No
Why would you even if you're nephew sucks you shouldn't do that
What if he ran probably gonna try to fill aside his nephew like
This was just I I I protested the prom
Fucking stupid
Okay, they're not there nuts. I mean
If they're not making me sing it I would you want to hold their nuts?
Think it's implied you'd sing fantastic
This is my strategy. People like, oh, Joe Boat sucks. And then boom, they're like, actually, maybe it wasn't so bad.
I
I
You know what if you're a brother. I'm picking up with your puttin down
Shit, I thought Ryan would still do nephew party. Well, I thought about it, but then I was like, no, you could
You could do a lot of good with the green one
Yeah
I told you to have one
Okay, the devil gives you two ways to spend your time in hell. You can engage in small talk or
Watch infomercials. Oh, baby
My free God. Oh, I fucking love infomercials, bro. Yeah, I'm not fucking with infomercials
You ever see the ones where they're trying to sell like the bread with the recipe. Does this road down?
I'm not a lot of the way funny though, 700,000 times in a row.
Okay, come on.
We're big talk.
Big talk.
Big talk.
Big talk is better than a small talk.
What is he even big talk?
What is big talk?
I don't know.
What if it's just like he talks really loudly.
But I'll talk his like, you know.
What's up?
Yeah, it's like an hot guy.
No, I think big talk is like,
So what are your fucking values grow?
Like what makes you think?
Yeah.
It's not you're confusing me like I consider that it's fellow talk bro, that's pillow talk
Big talk is literally you're just talking about Big Bird the whole time. I think
You didn't know you to look at this
What are you talking about
Also listen to a podcast
Okay, so
Eat in some feastables while watching Mr. Beastable. Oh, yes
So
Mr. Beastable something to sit there and eat the dinner awesome. Yeah, it kind of goes crazy. Oh, no
I don't know I don't know
I know
I know
It's game so
There's any evidence. It's gotta be this. It's good fun
bro
How are you?
I feel like I'm being hated by everyone around me
I'm playing something today and I went live in a brown came to which I was addressing me
Damn
What are you planning on?
Half-sword release. Half-sword love that game played a lot of old
There was a lot of time for that after 10 minutes of joke, but you know, you go live 15 minutes before the end
Okay, do we want to fucking argue about it? You guys like get off it
We're going to go up to four in the morning five in the morning or is it
First off isn't like nine in the morning for you when it starts
Yes, okay, I'm asleep before in the morning and I'm only awake
My fucking life is a 28 year
I did say I was like well, I've simply planned some group shit. It's understandable
because it's in other people's schedules.
But you're these wilder players.
They're just captain and...
Wow.
I can't live my fucking life man.
Like, what is this?
I'm a bit home and fuck like my parents just a little bit home.
So play Jackbox with us on Fridays.
You're in, man.
There's no way.
But the worst thing is people like you hate them.
And the second one, I love them.
And I love Jackbox, bro.
Like, I don't hate them, dude.
Mother's about to be honest.
Mother's about to be honest.
Fuckers.
Not all of you.
Fuckers.
It's so good.
Wow.
I don't know.
I really miss read this.
This code.
I thought the gym was a team.
I showed the screen.
And the view was easy doing this.
Okay, so you can just...
Ha!
I'm gonna solve the sensible letters and thought it was a different word.
Yeah, why fault?
Yeah.
Wait, is there a code for us?
It's the last message I sent.
Okay.
And it sounds like a bunch of seconds ago.
Well, I was gonna say, I was like, I thought it's a click.
Yes, sure.
That's crazy because I thought it was a UT.
Which is a clip.
I've also been speaking in French for the last 15 minutes.
I don't know what is going on around here.
I saw that, but there was a good bit.
Bro, one time I was watching a direct and then speaking in English,
but I thought I was on the setting Japanese.
Yeah, because we had time, and we had to do that in English.
And then it just goes, it was more like, bro, I locked in and then I got it.
Yeah, we see that lady who like, like, hit her head around me.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Dude, imagine a streamer like that, like,
Oh, we can't even speak like it is below the edge.
Sorry, that's not gonna be useful.
and
the
three-minute table of one-on-one
I think I've got to come back man. We do need joke about to. Well, like what would they do?
They should extend that by like four minutes. All right. Why don't we give me anyone's
Yes, this is a little craft.
Oh no, no, you guys wrote in the end of this.
Yeah, I've had none of these were written by anyone.
Yeah.
I hope you write card book.
No, real goose bro or teachers or say I'm really a dog
Oh, you wrote this is
They could take the formula of joke boat and just give us more varied prompts and more time to add funny words and also use the funny words that we give them
I think I'm on red it.
Getting some inspiration from red it.
Uh-oh.
Hmm.
Uh-oh.
This should have done this hell, bro.
Don't go back to bed.
Yes, one of you came around for joke, but you probably should have just stayed strong.
No, I love this dude. The worst thing about half-sword is it's got mostly negative reviews
Apparently runs it like one FPS on a 59.
That's 2026 trend, man.
That's what took me away from Jackbox guys.
My doctor said I have a bad case of the eats pussy.
Because I was eating her pussy.
Yes, the doctor was the lady. I've heard this one before.
Oh, it's going to be this.
What's the difference between most people and apps?
Most people don't want your attention.
I like it a lot.
Apps is a cool out and a lot of kind of sharpness.
It's true.
Furnown.
Yeah.
It's gonna be real tough to...
What does that mean?
Eat pussy.
Bro, I'm saying we all get into Counter Strike.
Bro, I ain't ready.
Just some hop-off bro.
I'll play with you.
I play every night.
Just and you're not gonna be awake when he's playing.
You're a kind of greed of that.
I think we're going a better.
I mean, I ain't cheering my mom.
I was global elite like Paniers.
Yeah.
I get one thirty ping now, they don't know, they're just at those cables down there, but
this is a bistro cut of a done I'm a nasty little lip balm because I'm shit flavored
there's an athlete wouldn't be good bad news. I was definitely more than 10 years ago now don't say
I'm so right man, oh, no, I'm family's like sigmin Freud. Always having sex with their mouths.
Now, if I make sense, kind of, it does, but it sounds like he does sound like mom.
That's also funny. That's one of no one.
And he knows what I can take one. I'm guessing.
Yep, it's his mom.
Whoa! Sorry.
It would put poop-flavored lip balm on your lip?
No, that's not that easy.
I got a few penellips and then we just split the lip in.
I want to open a store that only sells two and call it the store.
Okay, I'm sold. I remember when Bill O'Reilly was
fucking doing it live. Yes bro.
Two is such a good setup for the light bulb one. Yeah, I'll let you
just screw in a light bulb three, one to screw in and two to screw it in.
That was really good. I think two is the all-light bulb. I got that was written by
Yeah, that's for plural.
I don't know, because I got goose bumps with brown garrings.
So did you pick goose bumps?
I did pick goose bumps and I had like maybe one of the best jokes.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
So you guys like Bill are highly more than the story.
Okay.
I would have just told him how we're doing.
That's how we're doing.
Don't put that.
Yeah, that's how we're doing it now.
My love life is like LeBoo Boo.
I love Lebubu.
I'm worried I'm low.
Oh, it's such not a ride joke.
How many gooses does it take to change a libel?
I'm locking in.
Three.
One to screw it in.
And two to duck duck goose.
What?
I think we've got a goose joke for it.
it.
Oh yes he didn't work out for me so I don't think I'm going to do that again.
So go to jail.
What?
Okay.
That's right.
You're trying to kill someone but you missed.
They're still going to get you in trouble.
No, you missed.
You just say it was an accident and they go, oh, we got to do it.
Such fun.
That's okay.
We love you.
I'm just on the right.
I'm just on the right.
It wasn't a story before.
to throw.
I'm not even three percent of the point.
I'm just a little wrong.
I'm a little bit lost one from the people that are in the ivory tower here, and they should answer for that.
My hometown is the fire station because it's where hot men slide down my pole.
Wow.
That's pretty good.
Damn.
Perfect.
Rindy, owner of the booboo.
Oh, just me.
Just you, I think.
Yeah
Why are you mugging me when I was a kid we didn't have cargo pants we had jinko jeans very big very big pants
SpongeBob he's gonna be a very big very big pants guy
You don't know the fucking song
I got this song big guy bit bit guy
SpongeBob big guy pants okay, you know anyone else? No, I only know it because of you
She's on the rollercoaster. Who's that like it says a it's ice my bro. No, it's a ice my
Sprown
Oh, this is a really bomb. Yeah, big guy. Yeah, it's a bunch of folks own. That's a bunch of folks
Oh, it's one for a big guy. That's okay. That's good.
I have more typos than
and
then the blood bank
and
the
group of gyms walk into a bar and order of French press.
Okay, that's all.
That's really good mouse is pretty good too
You guys should be the same as this is that who's order in a coffee at a bar
It's first so multi-need
Here the guy who has a fucking problem with
I'm 18. 5% though.
Dude, 80 years ago the pussy eating I wouldn't be in the doctor.
I know this is like a
Oh, it's a theory of the issue.
And then they go through the vibrataphores.
Eating doctor be like, sorry, we're all the leeches.
I've said in forever lately it's like a guy that goes into the doctor's office because his wife is like woman's hysteria whatever
and he like she's getting jacked off by the doctor and the guys in the corner go like she okay?
Please don't rush to shaking like this is not a lie like dead
I like it.
Oh my god.
Oh, this sucks.
Yep.
Yeah, I can't go up against that one.
This one is going to be hard too.
I can't, I can't, I can't get the rider against him, man.
I don't know, man, I'm too sure, okay?
Why is she making that sound?
and
that's what you're
Yeah, like, it was like 80 years ago, I wanted to know that.
Well, when were they doing it?
Like 30 years ago?
I don't know.
Like over 100 years ago.
What?
Bro, no, this is like the 80s.
What?
Yeah, the 80s.
The 80s.
The 80s.
Yeah.
When would doctors jack an off woman?
That's a myth.
Now fuck off.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Okay Google, what is the pussy eating doctorable?
Yeah.
Oh my phone actually did it.
What's in your 30th?
2026.
That's the difference between most people in apps.
Has your member 15th, 1983?
That's for you.
You see?
It's for the kid five people on a platter for only 1990 and 90 and 90 and 90 and
90 and 90 and 90 and 90 and 90 and 90 and 90 and 90 and 90 and 90.
These mouth, I tried to use it.
I'm so sorry.
I think I should just give votes because of Justin's written in
corruption.
Wow.
I would do this doctorating hysteria in the 1980s.
See, A is so Kurt.
Yeah.
I'm an eye, Google's AI assistant said.
If you're referring to this doctor, he was born on this date.
Would you like me to find out more about his gut army or his upcoming comedy show?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
I know that I just gave you the fuck.
Oh, the gave me doctor, Palampian, Mac and Man.
That's what I was looking for.
When I was a kid, we didn't have cargo pants.
We had to drink from the damn water hose.
What?
What?
I'm doing this fun job, Vera Ferrex.
Thank you.
Oh, man.
Much of capitalized, too.
Dude.
You had to be there.
Oh, okay.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh, God.
That should have been so much more than that.
That's so crazy.
Yeah, I drink, oh, Dimin.
I want to open a store that only sells two and call it two-tier.
Yep.
I mean, it's more effort than call it the store.
Call it just more or two and then I'm like, but it's just one two with a fucking kill
Yeah, but I was like here. It's the same thing
Was I
Type
Pretty good I couldn't I can't I can't you man
I'm a nasty little lip balm because I'm all over your lips. I'm sorry.
That's not nasty for a lip balm though. That's kind of like he bought the dust.
That's not.
But I guess if you're doing it that's crazy. I don't know.
Women's a stereotype. I don't think it was a theory because I'm look.
I'm Google theory real all guys can boost the immune system. Okay, in a way epic
suggestions search can adopt the telephiimus debate just a guy jacking up in the
The official is like the top top, and I don't think I'll ever go down.
I think this isn't take the change of life.
Three, one, the screwing, and two, two, that luck.
Because the goose is the one that starts, you know?
Like, I'm getting mogged.
Yeah.
Well, I'm so excited in my look at it, it's capital.
That is true. You can't talk to our crews. That's that's three.
This has been a very good
I
Know when put the Justin and his dog. No one got
I got
Apps vacation fires station. I did not get any of that. I love life is like libboo boo
L'Abuboui, I led Joker, Gallic Humadee.
Yes, French!
I just played that in.
Yeah, I googled comedy French.
And right as I was supposed to like move,
it likes to be heard.
I had a nice, long-lost, I'm not like something good.
I'm not like something good, I'm all for air.
The recomm is crazy.
are they meant to be they went to be periods
this is the saddest screenshot like if you took all the context out of this
what what we don't do ourselves
you should just do one walk is like this one's up
and so you're going to lose to everyone but you can just
What the fuck is this?
What the fuck is this?
What the fuck is this?
What the fuck is this?
What the fuck is this?
What the fuck is this?
What the fuck is this?
Just in one like 20 rounds bro.
I think by 20 points.
That's also got a little different.
I got like 90 points.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I know.
I think if you don't, yeah but if you don't,
if no one goes up against your jokes at the end,
you cannot.
Yeah, well that's why I thought Justin was going to win.
Because I honestly thought I was going to win too,
but I got too fucked in the first round.
And also, it's true to me, the music that's Joe come at it.
That's no, bro.
Dr. Goose, like I had that in me, I just need to do a renda.
I should, people were too afraid to go up against me.
Yeah, I think that's actually true.
They were, actually, honestly.
Honestly, yeah.
Yeah, not as to Jesus, it was too good.
Yeah.
I will later, Jens.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Good day.
I will send you over to my livestream.
have a good weekend and I will see you on Monday.