Northernlion
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02-02-2026 · 5h 01m
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Are you putting someone on blast right now?
Oh, you keep saying that.
I don't know what that is.
Yeah, okay, so it's gonna be one of those where I
Don't know that that's a chibbley man
No
I mean I would I would have gone for the tofu I didn't think people would have gone for the tofu though like
I found out or double cheeseburger.
What was the first word you said?
Bufana, Pau Bufana, you played the cool get-hour.
Sorry, sorry, you guys, they couldn't hear English.
They couldn't hear all the beautiful stuff I was sitting up all the way with.
I had multi-track audio on because I was recording and they didn't turn it off for OBS.
I'll be asking.
Are you recording?
I was I guess on someone's show and they were questioning that I have a little tight track audio on shut out message the all friends comes out today
I think
Hey, Jamie can we get the multi track audio gone? Thanks?
I'm so I'm sure I don't know what book that is
It's Joe Rogan
That's Joe. Thank you. He'd like to thank you.
Okay, okay, Drake made big guy paths okay
Yeah, yeah, okay
Potario operate
Yeah, I think so
I don't know you ever like inhale
Something and then you're you're coughing for the next like hour yes sir
Yeah, you know what's weird?
I tell you it doesn't do anything, but I think that's like what does
everything, man. What the, they don't, the coughing doesn't do anything. Who's telling you that?
The coughing definitely does something. Yeah. What doesn't do anything. They say that
no, we think it's nothing. We think we think that's nothing. We think we think that's nothing. That's true.
Pokemon joke. They say they say don't hold it in. It doesn't do anything.
Don't hold it in the cough. So don't not cough.
Doesn't do anything. This guy doesn't know anything, man. I don't know what the business. He doesn't know. He doesn't know.
He doesn't know. I spice what does he know?
He doesn't know Buffana, which I also do not know, but it's just like two pieces of chicken on a bun, I guess.
Buffana. Now, I'm just in scramble. Oh
Scramble
And that can I tell you which one one?
Probably the cheeseburger. Often times people like cheeseburger. I like cheeseburger
One of my favorite favorite clips is the one I favorite videos to can't ask sorry to talk over you
But I think I had a really good comedic timing moment there. I don't know what is the
30 seconds after the whole time probably discord delay one of the all-time best foods to can has
it pissed me up because you do have good comedic timing and even you should know you were
away late on that one. Well sometimes you got to you got to stutter step it you know you
hit him with a little string of patient. That's not what think of patient means. You know
a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece when you go from four or four time to two two
time. That's think of patient. Two two. It's the fraction of a thing. Mr. Fractions?
I mean, maybe I don't know, maybe it is.
He should remake with Blash, Dan plays Miles Palace character and Ryan plays.
Take a Simmons characters.
But he's dressed up like KK Rao.
He's got the JK.
Doesn't flutter beat Miles Taller in it, like hits him with a drumstick.
He throws stuff at him.
Yeah.
If you're done, it seems like a movie about a really bad teacher.
But if you're smart and you know what it takes to get to the top of an industry,
is actually a tale about a teacher who's not willing to let his student fail.
A.K.A.U.L.S. teacher of all that.
That is a very Ryan reading of that for sure.
Dan, to the Dan, to the Dan, to the Dan, to the Dan, to the Dan, to the Dan, to the Dan.
That's the 10 out of 10.
And right, I love Whitblast.
That's a good movie.
That's a very good movie.
That's a very good movie.
That's a lot of it.
Because even if you don't get like all the stuff going on, you're like, hey, some sweet music man.
So there's a lot of good movies this weekend.
Yeah.
There will be blood.
Good movie.
I watched that movie.
Okay, I know they look.
I drink your milk shake.
Isn't there a controversy with that going around where, where like,
All day no, no, is being like,
Paul Daniel's a piece of shit.
He said it's one of the best movies of the 21st century, but you have to remove Paul Danna who is the worst actor in
the city style, which is actually insane, but it's so funny.
Yeah, and there's someone showed a photo of Paul Danna's at some red carpet sort of thing.
And Tarantino standing like four feet behind him with the devil in his eyes.
Like I like Paul Dano like sucks someone's toes that Tarantino was gonna suck or something like now
I'm gonna told this is a I unfortunately
Oh, fudge. Well, it makes sense. Oh, no
The way Tarantino hated on Paul Dano. It doesn't make any sense. It is like like a I mean
It's definitely target eliminated, but like it feels like non-target like what are you doing?
You know like why why are you going after Paul Dan?
I literally think it's funny and more guys should just have guys that they are
be with for no reason whatsoever. I think as long as everyone involved is a rich
that's okay, but I think maybe we be careful with where we randomly hate on
people. Wait real quick, this is not a meme. Who's Paul Dano? How would I know who
that is? Ridler in the new Batman movie, the newest Batman movie.
be prisoners never seen either
though.
So we're starting to
place the older brother who's color blind.
I want to be never saw that.
Really in the money the super strong movie.
Yeah, girl next door.
He's got a tripod dick.
He's in the episode of the super
guy with AJ's friend who pees in the swimming pool with them in the school.
Okay, I think I remember him from that.
Brown here kind of like mop hair. Okay, glasses. He looks basically the same as he does now.
Okay, but so he does not any movies now, so that's why quite one after.
No, he is. He's one of the, I would say one of the most respected character actors working today.
Yeah, like for his generation,
he's considered a very good actor.
I mean, over Chema Lette,
yeah, those are the best moments.
No one's over Chema.
No way, no way, no way.
I don't know what Chema, you know what Chema, right?
He's over Chema, I'm gonna say,
you know what the problem is, and I'm gonna say it,
and I'm gonna put this evil on you.
Timothy Chema overhaided because he's attractive.
If he was a leader, if he was ugly or people would be
like disguised as an incredible actor,
But his hotness is actually working against him even though he's using the conversation for goat
I think he's a fine actor
Right, I think Paul Deno is a better actor though. Paul Deno's like 14 years old there
Yeah, he's
He looks like the guy from Nightmare before Christmas. He's not attractive. That's what that's what gets to these days then
He looks like he looks like he looks like Nancy Miller shit. I must look at hot as hell
He does look a little bit like Nancy Wheeler
the exact same job he does look a little bit like Nancy Wheeler I can't really
I can't be mad about that comparison that's that's a suit I think the
Timothy is a fine actor and he's taken advantage of his opportunities which you know
Kudos
But
He's also in every forever for best act of his year for Marty's queen
Well, that's because he's also in every movie that came out the past 20 years
What he's in like four movies man.
Doon. Yeah.
Marty's the preem.
Wanka.
You aren't going to come up with him.
Wanka's like four years old at this point.
But he could.
Maybe they'll do a re-release.
Yeah, I'm just kidding.
If you guys are saying this show, you haven't seen Lady Bird.
Real quick. Why if Xiao Mei's good looking?
I never, I just thought he was a good actor.
That's why I can't.
Can you put a Y in chat for me?
and
check what the n-chat for me
share them all what do you do videos
like
Xbox controllers or whatever
wait a poll can we get a your your
vote matters more than us yes yes well I mean he does it though because
yes yes give us a challenge rating out of ten
oh I would I would say he can he can get it I think he can get
yes yes
What I did I did numbers that I ate you could get with you.
I mean you can get with this.
He's a highly random. He definitely likes seven or higher. Like I think you don't you don't go lower than seven and I'm 100 what the hell?
All right. Yeah, I thought people just hate how I hate you. I'm officially the second most bisexual number of team unity.
I'm probably a witch actor for you as a rhyme.
Apollo witch actor for you is like a 10 out of 10.
I don't, again, these are not the right questions for me.
He's like, I know.
It's just not my, not my vibe, you know?
Understandable.
You don't like actors?
That's, that's it. You got it.
No, I don't, I don't really, I don't really
really great people on attraction much at all to be honest. What do you rate
of money?
Personality.
Let me say personality. Sorry sorry. I'm going to put you in my chest right now.
As far as I said, I care about how people act in the actions they take and the things
that they have really no. I'm going to take it.
I'm going to take it. I'm going to take it.
I'm going to take it.
I'm going to take it.
I'm going to take it.
I'm going to take it.
I'm going to take it.
Shats out here, but I look I agree personally, but it's not just gonna get you in the bar first
Something's gonna get you in the door like right the person opens the door version like that was very nice
Here's what sucks about me because I'll I'll twist around make it worse for me
I don't care how good looking someone is but I do care how bad looking they are and I wish I didn't but I do
I don't I don't when someone's like really really attractive. I'm like, okay, whatever, but if someone's like ugly
I'm like, uh, the next, you know,
that's like a negative character trait.
And I'm not, I'm not trying to vouch for it,
but it does have.
You're literally like, uh,
Freddie Prince Jr. from She's all that.
Thanks, man. I really got that one.
I mean, there's probably seen it.
I haven't seen it in any of this.
I got a wife.
But come out of Apollo, like, I get you.
Let's just pretend chats.
You cannot say, look, still matter at all.
I didn't say I just told you it when he was what way they matter.
He just said you don't agree with him.
And so I'm just going to be ugly.
Yeah, which is kind of not be a man.
He shall remain.
What do you prefer someone that's like better looking or look like?
No, I don't care.
Like as long as you pass like a lower, a lower threshold,
I don't know longer care.
But so two people have identical personalities and ones better looking and ones not.
You're going to the less better looking one.
Again, like it's not even a factor at that point.
Like it doesn't matter.
He's chat posting. That's why I'm like, I'm trying to
just put his representatives personality honestly.
I have no reason to lie about this. I'm not trying to
court no one right now.
But you know.
All right, I'm not in the business of court and
chat members, but you know it's crazy.
You don't want to do that.
Okay.
No, I know you're on that real.
Okay.
Guys I have a Wes
Look there's already like a like a 100 level debuff if you're a streamer in the dating scene like you already starting so low on the totem pole. It's crazy
In me kind of have can we can have a sorry
Nice
You're a super 180 on that one
and
it's really to you because it's
some
of the
The door dash should start doing, uh...
That's just correct.
I was thinking about what the structure that it has.
The door dash should start doing rides, bro.
Like Uber?
Yeah.
So Uber went, Uber went from rides to dash.
So you're saying, door dash should go from dash to dash to rides, man.
I don't think they like came.
Well, the door dash is just like partnered with Lift.
I'm pretty sure.
I think they just, they were just like, fuck it.
We're together now.
All right, so I was looking at chat. I got I wasn't running into you. Well, now
Well, I mean I had the breaks you get you could clearly go to my clip
Because you're my clip where I go. I wasn't even looking. I'm not saying you're in the wrong
It is not too over so nicely though
Oh, it was so good.
And second point is we gotta get this in here.
Guys, great news.
I mean with it.
The author had her first sleepover at Grandma and Grandpa's this weekend.
No, my bad.
It was awesome, but also like a little weird.
Is that why you're in my shadow day and watching bizarre?
bizarre. Well, actually, was why, like, in the morning, there was no urgency for the first time in,
like, five and a half years. I was like, I don't know what the fuck to do, man. Like, I've rearranged
my office and then, like, bought a couple of pieces of furniture so that it's not so messy anymore.
I was like, this is what it's like to, to not have a child for, like, a half a day. You can really
fix your whole goddamn life, man. It's crazy. We went and saw a movie that movie started at 820 p.m.
Oh, Lee.
Didn't get out till like 11.
That's what you could have been playing PUBG with me, but you were playing.
That's right, could have been playing, but you're playing.
Thanks, buddy.
You got a Ryan got into the same game as me, and he got killed by him.
What are you doing, man?
I did get killed by him, bro.
I'm losing my shadow, like.
Oh, you got it.
You got to tell me that morning that you woke up,
and your kid wasn't there.
You got that extra little bit of extra sleeper.
Oh, of course you know how it is.
is it a wall of blue coming can you speed that up
sure sure not not as much steeper as I thought I would get
I can only mean one thing but I can hear it more there
excuse me
yeah
I mean I mean
I mean I mean I mean
dude that was kind of sicker you got in on the
on the back passenger side and popped out on the back
the right side the like football player basketball player jump to the windows track man
Not real photo, I don't know, it's not almost fake.
But also when we went to bed, the cats were looking at us like we have committed like an
indecent act. They were like, where's the third one? You know, there's normally like, oh, there's
another dog.
There's normally there's like a five year old that's also like sleeping in the same room.
And then I thought they were going to be like, man, they must have like the spows of the
the child but actually they came and slept like right next to us. I think they were like
damn finally some piece of quiet. They were stoked man.
My favorite thing about going to my grandparents when I was a kid was she'd always have
like all the good sandwich toppings to let me make my sandwich but she would let me
the shirt like to cut it. No way. Yes. I'm sorry I'm in the car, but yeah, sure. See right
right, this is where you subtly pass the aggressive tell mouth, no food talk, and then
because I use that I can talk about what you're talking about. I don't know. I don't know.
Also because my daughter is basically addicted to like cold cuts and I don't like
to give her cold cuts because they're carcinogenic.
Essentially, they're really bad for you
in a lot of different ways.
But when she goes over to grandma and grandpa's,
infinite cold cuts, all the cold cuts.
Get her, give her the plant-based ones
without telling her, and then she'll be off,
she'll be like, oh, no.
Low key that might be actually a great idea.
Here's the thing, you can't say anything.
Well, you could, but it's kind of BM.
It's like, well, if they're taking your kid overnight,
you really can't, I mean,
unless he's you know old country buffet of cool drugs, you know what I mean did you say any
old country I know
there's one for you
here again there's so many other kills we could be getting
they're going to be getting shot at we're getting shot at
well these are not so they're going down yeah but it's still like the kill bomb
that one's right there in the corner oh one better off
I'm sure I can't make a shot.
I'm gonna take a shot.
This is awesome.
Back behind us, there's a ton going on.
Yeah, that way.
Yeah, because we already got like, we just like vampire survivors.
All right, down to that tree.
Whatever that stealing people's fun wasn't fun.
All these are guys.
By the street right here, right out your passenger.
I'm gonna hop out grabs my ammo report.
No sweat, no sweat.
There you go. He's got a lot of stuff in here.
That's a tragic.
I think you're hopping out for something else, but I'm not mad at you.
But no, I was actually hopping out for ammo, but I didn't get any.
Hey, me.
That's lacking that, dude.
Oh, oh, I see him.
Oh, you have to go out of the side, right?
It's a very solid gene.
Uh, the headshot lined up, and then more.
It's got to go on the southeast 120, but yeah, that way that way that way, right there.
You got it, you got it.
You got it, you got it.
Right ahead, don't.
If you keep going straight, you'll see him.
There he is.
Oh, guys, right in the wall.
Nice.
I've been heavily murdered.
Shot by a two minute.
Yeah.
I mean, what's it mean, what was what he has?
I'm on the left side behind the Ryan so I'm less likely to shoot you because I'm closer to you.
Yep.
That track.
He's that based on physics.
Right.
He's like in the eye of the hurricane.
Yeah.
That's a trajectory.
Yeah.
How could we all the effects?
Hmm.
Gravity.
You're trying to get your daughter off the cold cuts.
Dude, the nitrates in the ocean. No joke. I think basically our parents gave us like a time bomb in our colon
He was sneak into water. She's right
No, I can't say I have
What's the nitrate? What is it?
I have no idea it's bad for you. Just think of it as like a super
I think that's one 80 here. We'll go to the edges circle. It's like white powder. They put in there. So it stays up
So it doesn't split away. Yeah, let's go across in George
There's there's guys. I know. I don't go to the left. I guess I just go there. There's an vehicle. They're in a vehicle.
Oh, yeah, that is.
Oh, boy. Ask for it.
Oh, I've been out.
I'm not sure about my teammate again.
You look at the seat and the better it's open seat, the back.
I can't room back here.
Oh, this is a fair drop. It's right. I got a little thing on your nose.
Keep going over the hill to the left.
Just I'm pointing 90 degrees out by the way.
I can't move.
So, you saying that you can't sit there in the game, does it?
It wasn't only got a lap, but I bet my bad, I won't shoot anymore.
No, you can shoot, just be a little careful, you know, don't hold left click, you know, do a little bursty.
Okay, I got shot.
More accurate, anyway, you know.
I don't think it's gonna be anyone on the other side of the circle, and if we had to go back south,
We could become hell boys. We could come to help at least.
I'll come on.
Well, you don't like getting 10 kills each?
I'm not going to go like...
I don't know.
Two, maybe three.
So again, this side...
No, I think you're going to...
You hear me, but you keep going towards the way that I think.
It's called actually driving and nobody likes it.
You know, give me to the hang ladder. I can do some surveillance.
Oh, someone's gonna bomb us now. What's his name, Pat Friend?
Nah, he'd never do that again.
I'll kill his early. I killed someone.
Wow. They've lived in the old Greeks, Batman.
Haven't seen Greeks in a while.
Yeah, they play here.
I knocked the one in the front of the shell.
That's you, Kira Palo, I know.
No, you're good.
Right.
Here. Can you damn him?
Shut up now.
I think he was gonna get out of the car.
Oh, I don't have a level one helmet too, thanks, huh?
Whatever, you got some greens on this guy, any greens?
They all got, you know what?
I'm gonna switch to the barrel, so I can actually have ammo.
The helmet investor is completely shocked.
It's a lot of two vests in here.
That's fine, I won't get it again.
I mean, that's right here on a buffee.
I'll take a take a take a take.
See how fast I was able to do that, Ryan?
We have to go back to your game to work out, man.
Right.
Trace the circle here and I'm going to kill you.
Okay, get us good at it. I can't move it for this guy.
Okay.
Look at all these plays on kills are missing out on.
We're just slowly going around the edge.
Oh no, he's in there.
Oh, no, he's number one too, holy.
The thing I love about the bots, they can't help but shoot at you.
Like they reveal themselves.
True.
There's one over there on foot.
By where there he is.
Yeah, over there on orange.
I can't keep chasing, keep chasing, keep chasing, keep chasing.
Trust us, trust us, trust us.
Don't worry.
Do some orange.
Talk about orange.
Orange.
Orange.
I got an achievement.
I'm a little light on fuel, so I'm just, well, you need to get plenty.
Oh.
I'll shot him and I shot him in the ACLMCO.
There's another, there's a lot of men around Orange.
There.
Go get him.
Go get him, Tigers.
There's a fight over here.
Well, we're feasting.
Well, there's feast over here.
over here. It's like a whole rotisserie chicken. I got fellas on my left,
honey's on my right. We put them both together. We make music all night.
Archaeoli unfortunately. No, no, I'll pop that out of our case.
Guys, I'm kind of awesome in driving and PUBG. Are you seeing this?
It's good to go.
Okay, shots. Yeah, what?
I mean, this is a tough place to drive, man.
We'll let we left.
You have to go to the right.
I don't know how to play.
Eyes on.
I'm playing for my eyes on B.
I'm not worried about the fuel situation.
Eyes on market for me, Eyes on.
Eyes on.
Do you further up the hill up here?
I'm trying to quiet on the left, I'll switch back to primary, I'll treat the right down the hill here.
Oh, end another? Oh, you can't be standing there!
Oh, nice, nice, nice, nice.
That might be a real one.
I can't escape.
All that's a vehicle still driving and a guy on foot on order.
All the time, learn the last look.
All right.
I'm going to get to the right.
Watch this, watch this, watch this, watch this.
I got this big shot big shot.
Oh, he's hiding behind the tree. Oh, not he's moving.
What happened to the light? Oh, no.
What?
That's a reload.
Got him.
This tree, then.
I'm in two images. Oh, dude.
Oh, my God. They need.
There's a vehicle still around, uh,
driving around.
Oh, oh.
I can't stop.
Of course, it's a good opportunity.
It's a good opportunity.
Alright, you, you, you, you, you, you...
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, look his body rolling.
His glimps.
People's over there.
Yellow tree down.
Oh, my thanks for paying Paolo, god of all.
Someone sniper, nanny.
Someone's sniping at me. Where are they at?
Man, a lab y'all. Yeah, there's a couple a couple on this side. Someone's sniped at me and one's driving around.
I was a very successful Uber ride. If I may, I'm I'm asking you when you get out of the car to rate me five stars please.
These are really helpful for you house.
I think she's actually back there.
The front right passenger might not have been so pleased with it.
They thought the friend me fire, but.
This guy behind orange tree. Oh, he's moving down.
Oh, that's too far away.
Let me see.
Yeah.
Oh, he's down there now.
We're coming to you.
Zorin. Zorin chats us.
How many of these kills are bots? None of them.
None.
We're where are you moving?
So they're all human assisted.
I hear some hear those?
A lemon pepper?
Oh, par, dead ahead at 100.
Yeah, dead ahead.
Oh, I did not, I shouted out the cardinal direction.
No, no, I was saying they're dead.
I was just trying to...
Oh, dead ahead.
All right.
All those hikow guys.
I need to carry our safe.
I don't see none of it.
Oh, uh, guy around.
Oh, I'm getting shot at.
Orange area, there's some action.
Are you shooting over there, Apollo?
Yeah, I got a down blue.
Oh, okay.
Exit still, six seconds, I settle. Spot.
Yeah, so I'm moved behind the garage on blue now I deal with good things to paint
one on yellow my guy running left the right on yellow
Oh he's cut and not one behind yellow tree
Oh that's it oh I got not we we traded
I knocked two dudes, yellow tree as well, Apollo.
I'm going to resdane, and then I'll see what's up with you.
I'm behind Iraq, so I'm safe for resin.
I mean, they'll better go.
What's that guy's name?
Bell, better go.
Yeah, yeah, thank you.
Hold tight for a shot.
There's a
Just take the leash off and let him go easy. I'm sorry
What's the what's the email with Pepe with its sunglasses half down like a librarian?
I know the one you're talking about
Easy yeah, oh easy easy, okay
Yeah, I'm 14 kills who if I set a goal for all of us, well, you got can we all dressed up as vibe please for this coming Halloween vibe please
By the it's a little Russian kid dancing. I don't know if he's Russian. I don't know why you would know he's Russian, but it is a kid wearing a jean jacket
And sunglasses dancing. The video has Russian energy. Oh, I want to ever seen the gift. He's like eight in a club man
If you don't have Vibes and Naval on your channel, like you freaking do it by the way.
Vibes, look like. Let me see it. Check and you see it.
Vibes, please, like sour please 2.0.
Kind of, yeah. Okay, okay.
It's sour please. Can't place in a grocery store.
for that one is to read that looks like a warehouse type store, okay. Is that a Russian to you Apollo?
I would not be able to ascertain where he's from on a tiny email.
Use context clues. It's a little kid in a disco tech. I mean, that's just e-stick.
It's Berlin or e-stick. Let's put it that way.
I thought you meant the Russian guy, the meme video where they always like overdubbed his,
is like subtitles with other stuff and then he starts dancing with
smiling at the end of the game and he's like, no, you do.
He's getting interviewed and then the lady asked him a question.
She tells him something and he smiles and starts waving his arms
and back in a way and he claps and he does little.
He's talking about cojack face.
I don't know, but everyone in Chad knows that I'm talking about.
I'm sure I know that one.
Let me go to Google here.
I'm being told it's to me tree meme.
The meat tree mean you need to be me to you mean
You need to be kicked out. Oh
No, this is a classic. That's a classic. That's it. Will you post it in the discord?
I just close the tab, but you know what it looks a little bit
Like this
What's control shift T?
It opens the last cloud close tab in Google Chrome.
Tens when?
Casual pitching key.
Switch to this guy here's a well-windows shift ass man.
What's a window shift ass?
That's a cool green cap.
Yeah, okay, okay.
I know that one.
That's the one everyone's got to know.
The Snuper tool, very useful.
Way better than print screen control via the interpaints.
What, condom pods?
I didn't let another that it saves all of them to a folder, so if you ever taken a new app for them, you might want to check that folder out, I'll just be like
Ooh, I'd be a little too current if that's for me, brother. I'm not touching that
You didn't want to see it on?
It's casual mode, but you can keep it. Let's go crazy. You gotta go see QB though.
I guess
Where's the folder?
It's called my pictures.
The photo is called my pictures.
Other people like, oh no.
I got some people to hurt you.
You don't even have to do that.
You could just rename it and you could just put not in front of it.
These are not my pictures.
I'd spell it differently.
This suit is not black.
For it.
You're going to not just in no disrespect to my good friend Justin, who I love very much.
You're going to want to have stars on that box, which to me is kind of a weird for him, I think.
I think he's over it, you know.
He sounds about it, right?
That's that's Kirk Chungus, right? That's the first Kirk Chungus movie.
Okay, wait, maybe you're on the subject
I don't know
I don't know what that means. I'm not going to cook tongue mist is going to last for like time for me, man
Quark Chungus is like, it's Buffy the Vampire Slayer code to me, but she's not even a bad damn not even saying Buffy's bad, but
I don't know Kirk Chungus might be something completely different
All right
Hands more of a Bruno guy, right?
I think that's really to get Bruno a higher score too
That's actually a Larry don't put that evil on him until you check though
I'm getting, I'm getting, I'm getting a little bit.
The box, I'm a little bit, I'm getting me in there.
On the right there.
All right, that's someone near me.
All right there, you piece.
Right, right Apollo.
Yep, there we go.
Nice nice nice.
Ooh, ooh, ooh.
I gave him a little quick shot.
you
like that boom stickers and that good
i like it on in real games in bought games it's like its honest
not you know yeah two slow
you know
you when you're fighting real people you're gonna wants to happen in the head of the a one
Tap you in the head, you know. You're fighting bots. You got time. You got some shot. Yeah,
I was gonna grab his real good practice. That guy was real as fuck man. Bots don't face the wall and just jump up and down.
They're getting shot.
I don't know, man.
Oh, somebody killed a bot by me.
Oh, shit. They're rushing me. There's only a grenade in my corpse. Can I not kill you?
They're on yellow half garage. I should have believed you.
I'm running. I'm something. I'm creeping. He's on right side of that blue garage.
That coming to see me, Ryan Gary. I'm keeping an eye on him so I can call out.
Left side he's running back into the blue house. Howard, Mount Bethesie.
Oh, thank you, Shire.
He's still alive, he's alive, guys.
Northwest.
I'm pushing.
I'm going to kill me, but there's more left.
Okay.
I'm awfully shooting at the bot.
I want to almost a bot.
The second one that was shooting me was the first one was the one Ryan killed.
I don't know where he is though.
You the
Damn, that's him.
Clam bomb this.
Hang on, quick tea back.
Actually, the backpack, dark.
Oh, you got him. Oh, my God.
You got him, did.
So yeah, there will be blood really good movie.
Very good. Very good.
Is that a, that's about oil?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Amongst other things.
There's some blood in it as well.
The title told no lies.
Yeah.
No other choice?
Why don't you also great move it?
What would you rate?
There will be blood on letterbacks.
One of the easiest five stars for my entire life.
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
All right.
It's considered one of the better movies.
One of those directors isn't one of those good ones.
Yeah, he kind of like doesn't really miss.
There he go, I am.
There he go, he's got some heat,
but he's got a couple misses as well.
Same as that.
This is named Faltonus and it's not.
Mr. Anderson.
The better Anderson.
West Anderson.
Faltonus Anderson.
Why is Anderson pretty good too?
He's okay.
A little pretentious.
I don't think he's pretentious to be honest.
I think he's quite pretentious.
He's from Katerin, he would raise pinkies up.
His movies are crowd pleasers, bro.
Moonrise kingdom 90 minutes long.
It's a coming of age story.
There I say, if it came out in like 1991 then
you would probably have it at a four and a half
on letter box.
I'm the worst player of this guy's not even moving a can of.
Oh my god, they're calling me the worst gamer.
You ping as you blew.
He will, yeah. I have his every shot. Sorry Apollo.
Now you're good. There's another one for me. Oh my god.
We got fucking fast.
Dan, this is getting my four times one battle after another coded right here.
Fork in SLRR.
He's on the road man.
It's like he doesn't know he's pregnant.
Yeah, one moving right here on yellow.
I don't know, I mean, I'm not crazy about the SLR.
I gotta say, man.
This is not glazing. Ryan Gear is very generous with his pings. I will say that.
I'll try to stay tonight, everybody eats.
Green rock?
Do you have it there? Like a little rat?
I can't leave this guy.
Oh my god, see my life.
Get in fellas.
We're dying in in.
I got snake in the dirt.
You go run over them.
We take out your second area.
Let's get some kids.
Go right over those guys and then come back and get us.
Oh yeah, oh, that's fresh meat, fresh fresh.
We call on the business a road apple.
Here we go.
Oh yeah, oh yeah. Blue box oh.
You know there's a lot in there, it's like we're going to find the right one.
I'm a mousse-o-bay.
You know what mouth actually I'm going to drop something off for you. Do you have an ADX?
I have a 6X. If you're going to snipe, take this ADX and drop, uh...
it's that's yeah anything you got and do you need a rdm on the
presser I could use one hand there you go it's in the boot oh thanks
talk about a good deal
thank you do that one
oh he's got his own whip not my preferred car in this game that's okay I
I don't worry about it.
What's your best preference for a vehicle?
The like the like the like two-seater cars.
This is the location of that on it that I like.
We'll Easter it from East specifically.
I heard so I see him.
Oh!
Yes!
I've been interested in him.
Wow!
That's our kill.
I need only three.
It's a battle boys who give up the shot straight ahead maybe.
Yeah, I think they're in trouble.
Like a school type area.
The suburbs.
Oh, you're right.
I mean, okay.
Thank you.
I'm very kind.
Oh, behind the tree.
Yeah.
Oh, my god.
Oh, hold on.
I'm one of the in the distance.
Watch this.
Watch the shot.
Oh, fuck you that away.
Oh.
I'm not going to win!
Someone in it!
It's not anymore!
It's ghost right!
They're mad and they were shooting out my car.
How bad y'all?
Okay. Oh, it's smoke straight ahead. Let's go there.
I'm at it. Come on.
Oh, it looks like we're up.
Guy in the right.
Oh, what's that?
Civic permit to smoke.
Okay, I have the tree.
Yeah. They're $50.50.
for a bow on.
I down so run that smoke I'm like
nice one
full set.
everyone eats magic plug.
Oh actually I need the M on and I saw you just gonna do some
circles around. He did get it. Yeah yeah.
Oh my god I'm gonna get down.
I will pick up my good friend Melton. We will help you.
I'm okay. I got to safety. Did I have the M-I need?
What do you need?
760.
There's a hundred in the trunk.
Thanks Daddy.
Oh my God.
Is it the right?
He's in the school. He put me up here.
Yeah.
It's just a bar.
I keep letting him shoot the shit out of me.
Rose probably smoking with the boys upstairs.
I saw someone else.
That's awesome.
Where's the signal?
Okay.
The poison that smoke got res there up and out of me.
Damn, that's close man.
No.
Oh, that's gonna... that's gonna...
There's another one behind that rock straight ahead too, on yellow.
This whole idea is as stupid as that.
Oh, you're a bit quicker than me.
A little quick right? A little quick with it?
I'm not used to right now in that kind of reaction student.
Hold on, you know, loot him.
You said the same thing about me too, right?
Oh, we have the car.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
there we go even green and this one this one's perfect let's see that many green cars in
more I love you you know you still I'm alive yeah you know you guys use the speed wheel
What till the
And we played again
With the till the button
A little left left there. And ever knew that was a thing. What is the speed wheel though?
Oh, push your till the button. You see what I'm talking about
There in the blue somewhere. Oh, I see him
A few guys are so fast.
They recoil on this thing a little, a little much.
I think it's, I'm on this.
When you get out of the car, hit it.
You'll see what I'm talking about.
Oh, great hit.
On the right, right, help.
Oh, that's the thing he says.
Nice.
Hey, you got all three of those kills?
Who's two?
There's a guy down on the tree, I'll sit down for him.
I think there might be more wood
that the compound would just left
because that was a knock
and I'm just unless he's rescuing.
He'll let up real quick.
He's a personality.
I'm healing. I'm using a first aid kit.
They'd kid. Can you just tell me what it does?
It brings up a speed wheel so you don't have to go on your inventory to heal up.
You don't have to go to your inventory, right?
He's press zero.
Oh, since one.
The was here was boost to nine as first the extra band.
I just banded you.
Yeah, eight as well.
It's when?
I always want my inventory.
I was going to say that's crazy, but to be honest, like by the time you are in the position
to use a first to your probably dead anyway.
So like you're the speed of using the heal probably not that relevant for you or me
Hank lighter guy
North in this guy
Calls good times good calls and I've almost for it above us now
Metz hit in the sniper shot from the car to the glider dude full-up of you century
I don't have an angle. Oh, I might have an angle in a second though
God can you imagine
It's a very good one.
Oh, that's a very good one.
You know?
Where is he?
I got the shot.
Oh, I see him.
Looks like Batman coming in.
I think he might still want to check
Southern side of the circle here.
I don't know if there's anyone over here.
Recalculating.
Has he still in the air?
Do you guys see him?
Uh, I lost sight.
Not right now.
way way over there to the 275LS. It's a little dot in the sky up there.
Pro, you're the eyes of a fairle work hog. How do you see that? I can't even see anything!
Oh, it shows in a different series.
Best thing they ever did was add snow to the orange or honey. It's like a highlighter for bots.
I think there it is what you play here in German.
Also true.
Did you guys have rubber cement in school in the art class or not?
I'd say it like that.
Yeah, you know what?
What?
What?
What?
Oh, shot.
Yeah.
I'll make plenty of your Texas accent.
That looks like I don't really have it.
A city boy is don't bat no pegs in accent.
All of us nice, let me see.
the
of the
of the
of the
of the
of the
I'm gonna drive around until we're ready to go so he doesn't drop the bomb on our car.
Something not so true.
I see him.
Yeah, he's on my team bad by a tree.
Great hit him.
What the hell?
Kill steal.
Oh, and one by me and the car.
Nice.
I see him.
Green thing.
He's moving like a freak, I don't know how to.
He's gonna lie on the track a little bit about this fella.
Oh my god, you hit him over the rail.
Didn't expect him to have a jammer back.
Woo!
I'm on foot from here.
Okay, understood.
I'll help him.
Sorry, drinking and driving really quick.
I think Dewey's just kind of laid a good shout.
Dewey.
Now come in a minute.
You got a Pepsi for me?
Yep, check it out.
You left one in the trunk.
Thank you.
It's on a pet seat to carry someone else to go to drive next time so Ryan can get some
shots and you would I'm having a great time.
Okay.
I kind of feel like this plays to my strengths.
We're team alive.
I think they're going to be on the right.
One still on this guy.
I don't want to be slow there.
Balloon boxes.
Yeah, I don't like the SLR.
Oh, rock here over here.
Models.
Oh, smoke coming.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
I just have to make sure I don't know.
Why not? Oh.
Back to the smoke.
I think, yeah.
Smoke is a huge bot tell.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Two
One in the house
The horse and he's in the house board. Yeah, this might be an off-loop type situation
Stuff luck brother
Gick bad
Got it one
the
board in the house and the house board the assure
top ten
of the
little coward where are you somewhere I'm green I don't know what exactly where
they can't miss some fun here
got them
and one oh no that's a newspaper
newspaper with a guy's face on it
we're left in one of them is in the bang hang lighter damn
yeah
yes
and then again with the white bands
Is he wearing vans?
Oh yeah.
It's wearing vans.
He's not open.
You're worth it.
I feel like not all four of us are going to make this thing to the end.
I don't know why.
Someone's going to get snipped.
Here they're shot.
Is it mouse shooting?
No.
Oh, that's great news then.
but you guys think the kid that invented flossing is up to now the backpack kid
and graduated to the briefcase guy
that's why he's got to be in his early 20s now right
someone in chats that he's trying to be a DJ
Alright, let me check this out. Huge.
Where's your team mate?
Trying to be? Is it difficult to be a DJ?
I don't know. As Pauli D.
GTO? Pauli D. My favorite DJ.
Pauli D. GTO?
I don't know where you're going to watch Canada short in.
Is that a real thing? Yeah.
What's your what is your like Jersey part of Canada?
Probably the Jersey Shaw. Really?
I don't know. I think it takes place in Kalona though, which uh oh
on yellow.
On me.
I
Rip them running away near yellow. He's got him. Yeah, he's got a Apollo suit
on. Oh, he's the last one, boys.
You got behind the building.
Real tactical.
I tapped him once.
But I think it was not in his vest that was on his shoulder.
So, care.
What do we give him the mortar?
That would be sick.
Just once.
How do you like your coffee?
He's got to be so scared man
Come on
He says he's here
She's he for in the building. I'm in
It has a huge range of
He's just gonna tie this down
Oh
I'm good job good job
He's just
Oh my friend
Dude, we're kind of crazy in this game
I think part of heaven is the best stream sniper man. He's always trying to like mix it up
I'm always trying to get like a kill in unique ways, not just like the number of times someone
stream snipes and then like after the third game they're like, oops, I shot you in the head
by accident, haha, I'm like, good one.
You can call my name, who's done that before?
Oh, I gotta wait till I see them pop up in the trophy.
all right, I got otherwise just like, you know, name a rain drop here today gone tomorrow.
Last night, boys, let's make it a good one.
Why is it? Why is there a picture of what is that picture in the discord?
Is he needing a parogi? Let me see this.
The one you asked for? No, the one above it
That's a chibli classic. Is it eating a parrogate when it's lunch? Oh, it's kind of fruit
The gorillas are big on parrogates
Pretty disappointed guys. Pamela's are out of season now
What's a Pamela? Kind of like a great fruit orange
The more tart the more sweet the
A yes, yeah, but way way way less start than a great food.
What's the country of origin? South East Asia, China, Thailand, Cambodia,
Tab stuff, what do you think glass? I like the Chinky on these
men. They a lot of early action and then you go crazy.
Well, spicy.
Yeah.
Malfi, no, Malfi likes a little spice, right?
Big fan of this spice.
Right, Pachinki? Oh, my God.
It does sound like a pepper though.
Maybe a little Corbachi, some Jimmy and our Delos and a Pachinki.
That'll do with my baby.
My mom loses chili paste.
I gotta, doesn't it do web, do web blimmer?
He gets kind of ordinary if you play stuff on string, right?
Maybe I'll save that for my off time.
Do web blimmer?
That's the guide.
Oh.
Ah, happened here.
Oh, pepper dipped in my mouth.
Liz is holy fuck oil!
No.
Wow.
Run, run, run, then he eats it like that.
Look at him.
Hungry dog.
OK.
Like the, the guy, the watermelon eating contest.
Yeah.
Exactly.
Why say fuck me for a minute.
I love the Millennial Hot Sauce, man.
I think I was, I just saw a bottle of real team land here.
I'm gonna go after him though. Wish me luck. You know what? I'll come with you
That's not gonna ooze you on the island in my army jacket line in
Well, I don't know about us. I got it. Enjoy in there hard
I just landed I'm coming. You just landed
You dropped first
Hey, if we get eliminated in the bucket, I have to do another block game. You should just uh you should throw on this one
Or get our chance you get to yeah, bro
We've we've got on the ground for like 90 seconds
Are you still the animal in the same beast?
Ball funny
I got I got Ryan up. I'm coming up. I'm doing two boosts and I'm coming in to help
I
know you're hiding
otherwise it's operation get a
policy
to
know you try to close it on me
take a ship take a ship
what was the glass broke i think around
orange
i got the other side of the house
You can use a cross the street.
I'm coming coming coming.
Oh, wow.
He's tearing.
He's tearing.
Give him the business, give him the business.
He's the man who's hitting.
Watch out.
Watch out.
Watch out.
What is that sweat thing?
He's playing on game mode.
He's playing on game mode.
He said that guy's like, oh man, I just got four bots for five years.
Now now that my assumption has been confirmed, I'm just going to say it. I don't like the patinkie drop.
I'm sorry. I didn't say it's the half one.
Oh, really? He went through all of the surfaces. I'm much prefer landing in a spot where you
Loot freely and then once you're looted you just pick out the the ants on the I mean you're just basically flicking flies off a picnic blanket
Like yeah, I just agree with you, but that was our first never like three of me goes. You know easy lootin
Okay, we're not gonna have four people of three of me goes. That's also insane. Okay. We you know what it is like a school
It's like a top of my mind
argument, but I need to stick to my guns. Well that would.
All right. Okay. We're going to see that. And you don't want to go. That's fine. That's where I'm going.
I'll be there. Okay. That's where I'm having my birthday party. You're all invited.
There will be goody bags. Let's listen. Listen to this. Listen to this chatter.
First time encountering a real player and they all get wiped. P.O.V. You just lost your diapers
for the first time. Get this guy out of here, man. Oh my god. Lost your diaper.
It is kind of sick playing casual mode because people will get angry just at the fact that you're playing in the play.
And you kind of just win for free, like it's like not the game. You win like the argument for free.
The argument for Gaussian mentions.
I was never on a business intentionally making people mad, but as I've gotten older and based on this website more,
Like some people deserve it.
Data is there to be made upset and angry over things.
I mean, if you have gray cubes and you're getting mad at like someone screaming
PUBG, if you really got it, you got to pick a lane in life because that's like,
if you're like 22 or whatever, I get it.
You know, idle hands are the devil's play thing.
But if you're like, if you're old, if you're like old, is dirt, if you've got to
anted the Louvian soul and shit, you got to figure out what you fucking stand for, man.
Stitch your fucking behavior to some values that you hold near and dear to your heart and give it as you live in, bro.
Yeah, Andy, do you train?
Yes, sir.
You know, it's a highest rated movie on IMDB.
Which is honestly kind of surprising because it was like that.
No, it's a good movie.
It shouldn't be the highest rated, but IMDB's are really bad metrics for that.
Because they've got dark night in the top 10, which is starting to feel hilarious.
What do you mean?
I mean the dozens better than the shot.
There's so many people here.
Not a good.
Look at this guy's.
Top 10 movie.
It's not a top 10 movie.
That's a real team guys.
I think we're we're we're this.
This guy again.
I got I got no fear is the micro.
She says I don't know for me it buffs me.
I got a per I got like a hello fresh box of Luke.
I'm so ready whenever you guys need me.
closing in a guy under me uh heavy on green heavy on green closing in
on the
that's so aggravated
how is that possible
I'm close to him close to
oh
okay maybe they are bots actually
he's kind of walked up the fence and like looked at me and did I
I'm in the bottom of mouse building
or at least a lot of
there's one near there
right and he might have gone further away
of
all of the more I see one of the words were the blue
the more it's a little bit too hard
that's a little bit too hard
true
now i'm not picking them clean now another bot
that one
nice shooting no there were two more teams that landed around here though all day the
bot's land here because they knew the circle was going to be here they see the hell is this
I'll fit, man.
Morty.
Ray!
Carmen.
Hey, yes.
Carmen.
I need a backpack, bro.
Also need a backpack.
that's not a case people take in the Mormon thing to form and I was talking to my
chat yesterday I was like yeah I haven't sick lately I don't know what it is and
someone in chat just gave me what the Mormon question for the other
that's funny the final body is arrived let me have them I know you killed
other bodies there's a whole their team then it's real where I'm here just
kind of looked at me funny. It's a bot.
Some other team though. So there's a fresh kills.
Closing in for fresh kills, sir.
I'm not gonna restar, but.
I saw that someone in Chad said China invented a bed for
moments. I can't show me that on Instagram reels.
It's a bed that has a hydraulic piston where your butt would be so that you can lay in the bed and not be thrusting, which is obviously immoral.
The worst part.
Yeah, the worst part.
But the bed thrusts for you.
Oh, so you almost, you're like, you found like a little loophole in the, the scripture, I see,
which makes it completely okay.
I want to be creative.
Yeah, because it's not like you're, it's not like you're, it's not like you're fucking, you
know, like your wife is like a bad fucking your wife.
You just happen to be us.
You're the cool.
Yes, exactly.
So the bed is like really, that's out of the pocket.
Rick and Morty.
Can you believe there's a loop drop right here?
Right next to William.
And yet I'm the first fellow.
Anyone want to go?
the
side of the side of some generous pincs are
use a stand in here
sorry i was actually you know it
should be more for getting
the
so i'm so attracted to them to say that i got to do it
You know, I can't stop myself
Then you want this one yeah, where's this one?
I think Ryan said bots don't do this, but I think they do right?
They jump in it's like when you find a zombie in Resident Evil
They're just kind of looking at the wall. Then I don't know what to tell you then. Where? Daniel
Oh, where's the thing?
Oh, oh.
Man, I really can't lead alerts the water.
I just got a real guy.
Are you got a real guy?
I got a I killed him.
Anybody need a forex?
Yes.
Here I'll pop it in the boot.
Thank you.
Hear me out.
I know we had a lot of people drop here.
But you think we should hang out maybe north side of the island
as people slash robots start trying to make their way in.
Well, I do.
You alright, but...
Yeah, a little bridge.
I'm not sure.
You're a face taker.
I'm good.
I'm good.
Take the boot.
Okay.
Yeah.
and
all you can't hear the one that you're
the
one of the
of the
I
Know that I am attempting to train his dog named Danny what a feel bro what feel bro
Shit brick and party. Oh
Oh, yeah, oh yo
Oh, I missed one
African pay game from all the people we should loot the heels maybe then
Okay
All there's two vehicles. Hey, but thank you for the for edge. Oh, there's guys bridge trolling. He's at the satellite
There's shots back at fucking see that man. What is a car coming on the bridge?
They're at the satellite
You know humans
Now for now with you, man. I'm just letting you know all this and where the actions at real humans.
I mean, I just got a triple kill.
I missed all this shots and I did the reload and the rune came to scream and I didn't
plow through the whole lot of one, man. I'll see him.
The bots are hard to shoot when they're moving, man.
What are these bio-doms?
So happens when the saddle like crashes.
Oh, you know what's going on for the loot instead of the kill, man?
They have the head they're coming
You should look the satellite there. They're on orange. They're they're moving away
New orange
New orange
Yo
The gal baddaker
All right, I'm good
This pose oh go
I probably want to hop in or not. Yeah, I'm just one guy like just chillin over
I'm gonna take him out.
He fucking made me!
The unfriend of you?
Oh!
Oh, where I got.
Hope I understand.
Huh.
I messed him up because I think...
I think.
He's moving so erratically.
I sort of am saying man.
One on green too, he's in the founties.
I'm genuine.
I was all over my thing.
I thought he would do like a car near us too, but.
Probably the car that drove to the island.
And then he shot at me on attachment list.
Oh, he does have a touch.
There's a small foamy.
I see a guy about this tree.
He's time to go help our boy.
We're coming.
It's better than Angle or vertical.
Like the vertical.
Oh he's been right here the whole time.
You did what's have feet on the middle of my.
I think they have to have feet because they're based on molts, that's why I'm coming down
on the side of the skis.
Who do you think they're going to die is?
So they must.
Is there a red part of mouth or the red part of nose?
I'm going to go in on the side of nose.
See nose, you know.
You know, Pokemon company, they don't even like make the Pokemon
banjo nut.
What do you mean they don't have a family?
Really?
Game, game, free, makes them.
No, it's like they're called like monster something
or some or other, I don't know.
What's the really close time for a game?
no
it'll
it'll
that's
that's a mix of
the
its probably the easiest job in the world
okay
see you try
it's pretty easy to have a
that's the
I like me to try
I am very creative
with training
trading
series
I invented the case
the read-out before talk about
okay
it
true
pioneer
Okay, I'll see you in the next part.
I know.
You know, here we go.
We should go to Blue, cross the bridge and fight everyone on the other side.
Go to Blue before they all die of his own.
They're going to die of his own.
I don't think it's mine.
But this is not towards Blue.
So I don't know what the goal is here.
Bro, you have to surf the waves.
Are you any survey questions for your Uber driver?
Your feedback is appreciated.
I've never been to Uber the Java.
Yeah, also we have reinvented the sloppy jolly.
The guy is the right.
Yeah, yeah, straight up right.
I'm somewhere up here to the left.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I saw him out here.
We out here.
See, you heard the wazards.
You heard the wazards? You heard the wazards on the right.
I'm the right.
I'll fight you.
I'll fight you by three.
Yeah, I think.
Oh, okay.
I ain't trying to go straight to the left.
I'm gonna get out of the car.
Oh shit, they're real.
I got to pull to that.
God, I'm gonna rest before they loot them.
Yes, first try.
You got it? Okay.
I don't want to loot this guy.
I gotta say I'm a little, little offended
you think I would loot before rising.
You ran straight to literally with the dad and I thought you were the odd I'm a little offended
I'm just saying I would rise you pre I wouldn't expect you to do that, but you did do that
So there's two of it
Well, that's not always the case
I'm just like a world about a little bit.
Rest in power.
Roll the way.
Pops.
It's a long nerds.
Oh no!
Let me out.
I think I didn't immediately went the wrong way.
Yeah, I don't want to go that way.
Good, that's not blue.
There's a motorcycle.
That's what I'm going to take.
Hot front save some for the rest of us.
I see you in the feed.
Okay, those are ours.
Yeah, stream your skills.
Just a little boy can't sleep.
And then create it yourself at the end.
Then look to your left real quick.
Yes?
I
see a guy in the blue
no
now you got him
now you got to get me
I thought I
turned to see in the bus
to be hecular
I was trying to or a far
I think I didn't brace my core.
Because when I got out, I took a couple of steps before I realized that I was dead.
So, one of those things, or if I, I think if I had like flex right, I would have been fine.
You got any energy drinks?
I got nothing.
I got nothing.
I got a fair enough.
I'm gonna hop on, though?
Of course.
I actually have a great build for being in the back seat here, although I can't shoot for some
The end of Browsee kicking in with that seat.
Gotta make my mind up.
The seat will not change.
Crazy to think we're so far from the next Friday, bro.
So true.
Well, how is everybody?
The bot swim.
Sure.
There.
There will.
What the hell, boys was that?
I don't like a game, man.
They're like a pain adjacent.
I still can't get over the Glados, boys.
Man, that's stuck in my head the whole week.
What?
It's the one week anniversary of it right now.
It's so true.
I just don't think you'd ever be able to, I think that was a one week anniversary of it, right?
one time deal.
Chad was saying, I don't know if it's Friday's stream, but they were saying I did it twice
during Friday's stream somehow.
What?
Oh, I got one guys on, um, it's hard to ping because I'm driving, but if you see me, I am living.
There's still on the other side, bro.
I'm gonna take the tree beside you.
Oh, there's a guy in the water.
I don't know if they're real people that guy.
No, he lit up the car so nice.
The person I killed, not a real person, but the people that shot me real.
Oh, come on.
You're right. He's very, very old.
Who are you?
Oh, what the?
Where the heck?
One of the water around orange.
Now, we are probably as far apart from you as we can be right now.
Fine, I didn't ask that.
No, he's next to us.
Oh, well.
Mom, there's no way.
I'm going to kill him.
I will.
I'm going to kill him.
I hate to break it here.
I mean, they are about.
That's not about.
Thanks, I'll assist boys.
I'm gonna do it.
What?
There's another one over here. Where'd he go?
Maybe you're about that life or you're about that life.
Oh, here we go.
I'm too bored of the phasing killing people these days.
Get the skit face. Where Mediah?
Well, bots do swim. I answered that question for you, follow.
That's it.
Right, I got to pick up in your motor vehicle.
You're closer to it than I am to be honest with you.
Where is it?
To your right.
And they're like, do...
Very...
That north, the right north of you now.
I see it.
I'll take your hands off.
Well, I think we might be menacees, bro, because I got a groza.
Groza and the back seat here might be unstoppable.
what's the reason they want know where it's coming from
hey well I'm really young kind of johnson for you know moss just because I got 19 of the
big 20 oh most you would I can do
first person I know plays on
take a bike
That's you. Hold on boys. Hold on don't turn left.
No.
And let's move in.
We'll flip the mode.
Oh no. Oh no.
I can't land it.
the
land of like a hundred percent of the impact of the
race
all car here
and some of the
people through the windows
as a peeping time
the peeping Paul
that's such a lot of negative agitives can also be a doubting
Thomas. It's like out of the original urban kitchen.
Yeah, uh, entries. Like someone, someone named Thomas messed up
biblically and they were like, we got to get this guy forever.
Oh, oh, I have some shots.
There he goes. 20. Oh, see you then.
of
all I got some driving a white car in the blue
that's got to be my friend
is it no vehicle time boys
well got to live so I'm a safe one of the one of us bought from the other is probably just a
bought or they're in the car
well I heard shot for them out as me I'm just shooting
Just trying to lure him out lure lure him out no idea
So many trees they could be behind
What's almost your name me
Oh, I see the color
Whoa
Hey, what are you shooting over there?
It's a freaking LMG where the two modes are six hundred and six the RPM or nine hundred and nine the RPM
That's probably pop.
What's one of the U.S.?
I got to go past it.
Hey RPG!
You can't give me some you save your fucking life.
Did you save your fucking life?
Roll, roll, pop out of the quarter panel with a Panzer Fauston.
Ooh.
There's all our smart people the whole thing time here.
What do you mean we're about to steal some fine from some sweats right now?
Oh, I'm down.
I just, you know, it's just I can get us down.
I like that, yeah.
Mm-hmm.
The wrangle drop so good, yum yum.
What did I say?
The PUBG guys, if they're gonna sponsor you, they should give you specifically a mode
that just lets us go to air and go.
We were a little bit longer and we get to go every time 100%.
That's pretty good.
I mean, that should happen.
I
Why not like oh, I got that. I
Ord in the house and I'm in the house board. It's kind of email
Athletic they got there like the winter Olympics are here and it's it's the worst opener
Good morning. It's time for another Olympics
Again
Oh, a ranger looks very different.
Everything, basically sandhawk, you know, I'll take sandhawk over the new maps.
Did you guys ever get that PUBG gift box with the sandhawk recipes in the Hawaiian shirt?
No, but I do have a sandhawk shirt, but I bought that to which come.
Oh, you get that's where you guys got them.
No, I got the jacket.
You got a jacket?
You got the jacket.
No, I'm saying in real life.
Yeah, bro.
No, you never got the Hawaiian shirt?
No, you never got the jacket?
No, I got the jacket.
Yeah, no, I should've done so surprised you said you got a jacket.
Well, I thought you meant in real life jacket.
We did get a jacket in real life.
Oh, well, what jacket is?
We all got a jacket.
But I don't need a jacket.
But as he said now now he's freaking me out because he keeps saying we all got us
Yeah, we all got
Okay, see what you're saying we got an A we got an in-game digital jacket
We didn't know
We got a real jacket
The neon one. No, we
That's right. He's also sweaty a sweater.
Just
What's the A I Congress
I
I'm like no one was responding to what I said at all they were just like that's not true moving on like
I'm freaking out, man.
Oh, you're talking about the black hoodie.
Yeah.
That's not a jacket.
I mean, it is when the weather's mild.
No, it's a hoodie.
I never got a jacket.
Or you get a hat on it's a bunny hug.
Now that insert, Dan, wait, wait, wait.
What did they call it in Canada?
It is a bunny hug, it's a scapulas.
It's very silly.
We have company.
Yeah.
We're gonna lock in, there's no horse in here.
There's no horse.
I'm going to go to the medium-sized hut, medium-sized stock confirms.
A couple of purple's got there before you.
I got a few when I go to peace and I just know much the large costs and then I say,
actually I'll just have the medium-sized.
They're on orange and they're on Miami hurricanes.
only one thing I can do
I boys I'm coming in to help
When we got a pile of talk to me
I think
I think I'll let's do
Yep, back in garage
Do they look real?
Yeah, rip, rip, rip, rip, rip, rip.
Oh, my, drop off.
Terrying and then going to help the Apollo.
Or the Ganesha's going back on Orange.
Well, once behind you, Daniel, by the way, in the building.
Second store.
Trying to get separation.
So 2v1, we have a shot. 1v1, we got a new shot.
We have the lead and the other end.
Let's go rate Apollo's building.
Okay.
Okay, there's one around the orange. He's at he's in
Pop out the other side to help me up right now is that he's at the balcony balcony
Out and getting for
Got the one about
Ripped them rip them rip them how actually how am I alive nice team nice team white nice team white guys are good all right
Apollo's chip.
Marking near this chip location data center on blue.
I got the chip. I got your hat.
Sloth. Sloth there.
My God, we did it.
Let's go, let's go Reson Apollo quick.
Things got the chip so it's got it. Oh
From the hill somewhere. Yeah has to be up on the hill
I'd have been so frustrated. I can't see anybody just get
Yep, I can hear just north of us
Do a four x if I could see him
You need me more to get
My and I'm down. Oh, he's a
Run rock, run rock you look at the wrong rock. I bad y'all
But I
Which right there again you saw I saw yeah, I'm peeking you
They've got sculptures though. I don't know if you don't got a scoping it's a tough tough task
That's not gonna make it but a wrap on them. Let's wrap on them
Let's move. There's a wrap angle
If you can distract them Ryan's got the scoping
Which 2 by the way?
Yeah.
Let's go.
Oh!
Oh!
It's a push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push.
You have the rest of the other.
Is he in the smokes?
No, no.
Push past to the rock.
They're right behind the rock.
Right behind the rock.
In the smoke.
Go left.
We'll go left.
Right, right.
Guys on the left side.
Not nice.
Re-knock, re-knock.
Still on left.
Yeah.
He's on the opposite side of the rock now.
He got me on Ryan's body. Oh, you move left here behind you dead. Oh
Dang dang now come on door
Got us we sweep on the floor
You can try to kill some bots. I don't know what you thought
Ah! Ah-ah, Sorry.
Jessie J, huh?
It's a catchy song, man.
Jessie J, Ariana Grande.
Please arrange for a check.
We get some capital E spam and chapter.
Please.
An Nicki Minaj is in that one, too.
That's an uL's on somebody.
How could you forget?
I'm so embarrassed, I did like a strength work I yesterday and it was not hard, was the first time I've done that in like two years and my arms are stuck in permanent cinema.
I can't, I can't bend my elbows past cinema. So once an hour I take the Theragon and I go straight to the Bysapp.
You got to give it a second to load up here.
up here. You got to let your muscles recover the two men. You can't be overdoing the
thorough. Well, I got to I got to be able to bend my arms to like live on planet Earth.
And then your favorite co-play song. You think your arms are there? And then you can actually
like bend your elbow almost straight. What is the science behind that punching your muscle
makes it work. I don't know. I do feel like it's like a meat tenderizer, yeah. Or like
maybe lactic acid is like a crystal. And then when you hit it with a theragon, it pops
it and all the lactic acid juice gets sucked into your blood. Here.
That makes sense to me.
Branch?
Cool.
It's like when, when, Apollo, you know I'm talking about when the weed has the crystals in it.
The weed has the crystals in it.
And then you smoke one of the crystals and it makes you even higher.
I don't know that one, man.
and
Now if I were living that life before like edibles existed
Yeah before there was like any industrial kitchens you would just you know one of your friends would be like I spent eight hours making can of butter
And then you'd be like
How strong is it? And they would be like I have no idea
You'd be like all right
Yeah, but I ordered the can of corn
You were the can of corn. Did or did the can of corn. I don't you think I was the lead guy. I don't know
I just say play in the odds here. I'm not damn if I had the guys. I was gonna say why didn't you think I was
I don't think any of us here lead guys, man. That's true. It's kind of crazy when I'm the lead guy in a group of four people
Yeah, if you have more than two experiences, I think you outrank me
I'm sorry three I'm sorry three and three and three and three and two single.
Not bad y'all.
A lot of people in Chaperaly are more than two this morning which is like really bad.
That's also not good.
I'm gonna go in the house.
We're going boys.
Bro, you look like you're back on Mesto.
They're coming messed up man.
Mmm.
Costco drone?
Observatory?
Observatory?
I don't think I'd go to Observatory.
Okay.
Okay
You know what you're like how long would our words be if we weren't so lazy with talking because like we always like like
Have a word and then we shorten it and then eventually the new word just becomes a shortened version of that word and then we do it like again while luckily
Yeah, we exist so we know
Cuz they just keep adding to the ends of their words. That's messed up. I think that's not
What do you think the word that exists that's been the most
smushed?
It's like, what's the most smushed word that has had the most
smushed.
That's a smushed question.
Thank you.
Thank you, thanks.
Thanks.
T-A-J-X, T-Y, and then you'll be fine.
Well, you don't even say that you just nod like a nod is like a thank you, you know.
Someone gets a bunch of money.
along that. Find the longest word that has a body language equivalent and that's your answer.
We're not alone by the way.
There's a car coming right to us. Just landed right to us.
Hey, they hate me.
I mean, watch out for this car's coming straight through observatory.
This guy's got a gun before me.
I'm lucky.
I got a car in front of us, bro, I'm in.
Got to take the guns.
I have to shock on post.
That's not good.
Two snipers that take the same ammo.
Are you ready for me, brother?
I'm ready for you.
Let's close in on Apollo.
We can't lose the carry.
But he's coming us.
But he's come to us, we're worried about losing the carry.
Well, he's got people near and though.
Oh, that's the people there.
You're no fault of his own.
Where is he? Am I a stupid? He's here.
And right next to me, and though in the building, though, I'm on the other side of the wall.
Rosemary, she's there in this building.
Take a, yep.
Just saw him in the window on yellow.
Oh my god, it's the most perfect grenade I've ever thrown.
There we go.
I've been knocked.
I don't worry.
I got nothing.
Not one.
I mean, I mean boys.
I mean boys.
Room clear.
Yeah, you're getting torn.
That's what you get.
If you're in a min the butt, so I don't damn it any armor that have.
The considerate team member.
That's actually huge, bro.
I think the others landed to the south. I don't know. I'm not going to say that for sure. Thanks, Lides.
I just need ammo.
Didn't you want to trade like one of your your primaries for a sniper?
I don't have one primary. Otherwise I would. I understand.
There's a G36C in here that if you want to pick that up.
I don't know what that is, but you can have it.
You don't look for something with seven sixties, I think.
Oh wait, this person's so high.
Okay, now the words the last of them
No, it's equal to last of us
You look like a cyclist
My germs
Brian you want to umpey
Yes, I do sir
That come on me. I mean, oh my god
That's
He did not know what he was saying he was meeting him in the loot man
I was in the loot even something about to be
Normal
Double on Tondra guy, but that's a crazy bro. I was looting you anyone got us or bliss first East
I've got sir plus a can of horns all right
I have some first use.
Oh, okay.
As the map is half the screen.
How do I not make it half the screen?
And...
Thank you.
You knew that pretty quickly, though.
How's the weather today, guys?
Good.
All right.
It's crazy that you guys live on a hot
Because it means I can never complain about the weather
More to dig a bad guy myself. No, I don't think you are though. I don't think you are
You're more of a hothead
Isn't that a planet in Star Wars? Yes, it is sir. Yes, it is
One renowned for its frigid
Temperatures
And come here sweetie
Yes, Daddy
You got room you got room elf
I don't, I don't, I don't I split control deck click. There you go. And then I guess I'm going to crack that.
No cheers brother. I'll do that. Control right click. There you go.
I've got damn. No, I don't. I'm 762.
Just kidding. Oh, you okay? Yep. No, but yet.
You're okay. You're right. Anybody you got the 9 milli?
No sir, but you know how crazy it is to like go through a whole place of loot and get no 9 millimeter life.
I did there is some I think in that orange warehouse down there or the one next to it that I saw earlier, but then I dropped it.
Thank you sir.
I'm loading up the trunk here. Anyone needs 760?
There's three. Why did it not go in the trunk?
I think you got it on the ground.
Yeah.
I got three.
I need to see you guys straight ahead.
Behind the truck?
300-562 on there.
Or 762 on there.
On the ground, man.
Okay.
I'm seeing things.
They didn't have a teammate.
Oh, I did get shot.
The week the week the week the week the week the week the week the week kill his team mate
It's where we won surely we can't all that
I don't want to love
For a new
Oh, oh, that's you Ryan. Oh my god. It's good to shit out of me. Oh my corner your guys. It doesn't matter. It's a stream fight
Terram and one team back real quick. How do you know it's a stream sniper? I see him in every game
You're right, sir, wrecked me, please!
Here.
It took our car.
I don't want it, anyways.
Guys, guys, guys, guys.
I mean, what's our car?
It's a little like a double battery.
I'm gonna battle more and more.
It's more and more smart than you.
Because now we're gonna die.
And yeah, get a freaking life.
Look, the looting, I'll give you that.
That was irresponsible, but the car was insane.
No, it was just getting another one.
Um, oh, there is one right there. Wait, did he get out?
Paul, did you want a car?
No, I got one.
Did he have his car as he was just another.
No, it's another one. They drove.
And they might have stopped nearby, but this is a different car.
I don't know if there was a different team, my bad.
That thought it would be this so long.
It's all low.
He dropped the car because he heard you guys talk trash about him.
Well, he's around here somewhere isn't my chat
Oh, it's a name of a username combined with the player name so can you give that to me so I can ban them for my chat
Now he's got his good apple
I'll leave the channel up for some dance. I want to go give the username over in my chat
For the
for some reason that that pill pops carefully. I thought that was like I look at
a grenade pin. It's looking to the car or something.
Alright boys, we can win this one.
I should not be driving. I can barely see above the steering wheel.
The camera in real life.
There's no food set in bro.
It's a shame.
I'm gon' bloom.
You're in my change when the circle changes.
I know, you gotta get a loot off the guys.
We need some mats, man.
You need to, you guys need mats or just me.
I'm a little light on green.
I thought you didn't like it.
One more time we don't been at blue.
Let's say that's not doing that.
Oh, blue is still good, blue is still good.
This is gonna have a high speed, but it's gonna hide the work.
I kinda got baited, I was pissed off.
They said Chapel Rowan is coming to Fortnite,
but it's not like a Chapel Rowan posture.
She's actually doing a performance in Fortnite.
Should we go to it?
I want while I don't really want to get my food shut up in no matter how good the
music is.
I was hoping I could, you know, stun tons and fools with the good luck baby mode.
You know, why don't we all go to the concert, rolling up in our OG
skull troopers, man.
The aura or a maxing.
She's also going to be in, uh, Chappy 2, but they're changing it to.
Chappy really, what are they changing it to?
I think the premise of the joke is that Chapel and Chappie sound kind of similar.
And Diane, we're in the first one, and they make music, so it just kind of makes sense.
I think they won't be in the second one, I had to probably do it.
I guess other strong suspicion
They'll play an even bigger role in the second one
I'm going to call that upon the way he is I hate this
He missed a bunch, so that's a good that's a good for a video so crushing towards the end of building on on-pay markup
Blue building blue building
You'll Molly at my ass
They don't have it. They don't have it. Oh
Oh, I hate this dude.
Oh, I'm never ever going anywhere ever again.
Well, I need to myself on about the die.
I'm like a three-tick one-tick.
Thank you.
You're happy, guys?
What are you talking about?
Thank you, son.
Jesus Christ, my friend.
That's not my friend.
Oh my god they're running up with a go to the pan. I just see all it's the other creeps type or a man
Well, no, there's still a guy have a guy alive here by mouth
I cleared the area. You must have run. He should be around here somewhere
I'm starting in this building
All right, we're doing mouth back
back
Damn
I should be planning a loot here. I think maybe two of us go take
Malfi's thing to the thing and one person guards the area so I'm not going to
loot when you respond. On pain on blue is the zone. Now I go to the
south one. It's closer.
Unless it is you too.
Okay. Well they're about the same distance.
When you guys have one is smaller I'm going to go get it right now.
Okay, now I'll die.
Where did you die, now?
And we could go together and come back, I guess, but.
Right here is this your course.
This is Blue Chip, now.
Forking auto, stupid piece of trash, stupid animal.
Forking auto, it's not true.
Hotters are very cute, and it's messed up with messed up.
Don't.
And then what's the game?
Blender player.
Okay, we're going to that ping, obviously.
Yeah.
I'm not going any green, man.
I'm not a green.
I got some green.
Here's a stack of ice that I put in this body about buck 50 right here
I'm cooking it up for you
You want to see guard here and their boys are gonna come back. I think we should go. Oh, Ryan you on your own. I'm going on. Oh
We're not the amp on it
Or is
Oh another describe them
Don't towards more rhymes going. Yeah
I think I started on hopefully they're pulling up on the hill here, you got time.
Number one, Dan.
Another car.
And that's three, he got not such someone else.
He got not such someone else.
I'm falling back to you.
On the wall here, on the wall here, I'm blue.
Successively registered blue chip.
Okay.
He's very weak then.
On the on the on the on the on the on the on blue marker.
On down.
Yeah.
I don't want to go.
Yeah.
They're still pink right.
They're still pink.
Yeah.
I'll move up.
I'll move up behind.
Oh, I mean, you're me.
I hear one.
I'll play a behind me somewhere.
I'll run, run, run, run, run.
Ah.
Shit.
Let's see.
Oh my god, you know, I was back, baby.
Wait, are you wondering, I'm watching that one, right?
There's one more?
Yes.
Yeah, by the hut, by the hut.
I've been waiting for you.
I've been waiting for you.
I've been waiting for you.
I've been waiting for you.
Easy, moving, he's moving.
He's back towards the big barn.
Big barn, I'm blue.
You might be able to risk me actually.
I'll rest in first and first and first and first and.
Resing, good.
Watching.
Team kills by the big barn now.
You could check it you could
He moved back again. There were two by the hot
Damn, yeah, you're done. He's on a home blue marker, but I'm blue marker now
When you stand up, I'll have a good day
I try to reload really. Oh, my stuff really quick
Oh my god, there's the worst
Oh, that's what you had.
Yeah, no, no, no, horrible shooting at the end, but.
Also, I saw a snowflake that I thought was a guy wearing a white shirt.
Put half of my bullets into the snowflake.
Oh, I thought that was a winnable, winnable.
It would be nice if we weren't getting terrorized by people who are stream snipers who are not.
It's kind of like an elf, eight of Ikeman,
banality of evil thing.
They're like, I'm not evil like other stream snipers.
I mean, I mean, I said, I do join the streamers game
and intend to kill them.
But I'm not like hunting them.
In a way, I find that even more reprehensible
and morally indefensible to be honest,
then someone who's just like, I'm a little evil troll.
I think they're trying to one up you, not make entertainment.
No, they're trying to get the defensible position of like, I'm not really stream sniping,
but also doing functionally exactly the same thing.
It's like they're trying to have a bubble shield on.
Well, also doing just a band of what I consider to be malevolent acts.
I can't band them from PUBG.
That's not my idea.
your stream if you know their chatters and freaking ban them.
Well, but they gave me five bucks a month.
I what they want the day will pass on the username.
You know what if you're going to keep doing, you got to subscribe to all of us.
If you're going to shoot, you got to subscribe.
That's the deal, okay?
You want to shoot Dan and your subscribe to him.
That's go for it, okay?
You're not shooting me or you're going to step on 20 likeos and you're probably going to get
that botulism and up in the hospital for four weeks straight.
Here's my thing. I think the person didn't know they were being a sweat.
And then as soon as you said something, they knew they were being a sweat, then they reversed course.
That's why.
If they were a sweat and doubled down, then I wouldn't want to tell you.
20-20 likes. They know. They know.
There's no defense. They're like being a troll and, you know, own up to it.
Ship-up or ship-up, ship-out.
The Fenx blocked at least they said
Mark
Oh watch this watch this
Oh, hey, that was a battle. Oh if you jump right at the same moment
You touch the ball you send it to the moon. Don't worry that happens all the time
Trying to get framed perfect
That go up right now.
Did you show me, you show me?
Oh, you got it right, pretty good.
It's shoot.
That one was going up.
And then just dribble it a little bit.
Ooh.
to be the teachers of its recess times over us and go get the ball.
All right.
It's toast.
Oh, man, my food can not have been delivered at a worse time.
Very smart.
I think of a game.
Chicken, smart.
What'd you get?
No, no, no, no, no.
Just be sure of your drive way at least.
So people then it's like 60 degrees right now.
All right.
Well, you know what I'll be when a wife and I were able to actually go on that date night.
night, because my kid was having a C-Povergram on grandpa's, went to a Japanese restaurant,
Uncle ate a whole grilled squid, felt good as fuck man.
Damn.
Did you eat the head?
Yes.
But the eyes in it?
No, they took that part out, I think.
I don't know where to drop by the way, someone else picked the drop.
Uh, you know, I hear Nas and Nas no way, Nas no way, Nas no way, Nas no way, Nas no way.
Pretty far, pretty far.
What was it, flavored one?
I started a little like salt pepper, little lemon juice squeezed on top, I will say it would
have been, I think I'm appropriate a kuchema, it would have been a little Japanese barbecue
sauce but it was still pretty good, I'm likely went to a Japanese restaurant and I was like
I don't want to have sushi, I've had a lot of sushi, I don't want to have chicken teriyaki,
I've had a lot of chicken teriyaki plus you know how it is, trying to impress your wife
I don't want to give it to it. Order something completely off the fucking pan.
Oh, you want something? I hear I just invented it.
If this is just something I wouldn't exist with cheating on it. I'm going to fucking freak out.
Koreans, good corn dog.
I don't want to eat that.
You do. You really do.
Well, you like squid.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Put in the squid and then batter it.
You potatoes on the outside and it all gets fried up and you dip it in some like spicy mail.
you would like that. I know that's like there's so many things about that that are not.
Well you don't like corn dogs now? I don't really like corn dogs to be honest.
That's a dirt out minus based. What's the opposite of based?
I'm getting ganged up on here.
It didn't come out like a fish. It was like a full body. Imagine like a squid. Yeah.
And then it was like they cut it into like five millimeter wide rings, essentially.
And then reconstitute it.
If you ever seen Hannibal when that one dude, they put him in like the glass, body's
exhibit thing.
It was kind of like the thickness of like the man's body from that episode.
If you've seen that one, no, I haven't, but now I'm associating squid with human.
So, pretty good there.
Sounds like it's good.
Speaking of good,
some dog, what'd you order?
Chick-fil-A.
A Jason?
A Jason?
Basically like, no, no, no.
Chick-fil-A, but the thinking man's Chick-fil-A,
which is always just known as a local chicken place.
Local chicken, a place.
I can't say it because it's a chain local chain
is the correct ordering of those words.
So it's called Tumble 22.
and
the cycle name on a hotel dryer
I don't want to ever do laundry in a hotel.
It sounds like the cycle name on a hotel dryer.
It's pretty good, man.
I like that.
You guys fucking with permanent press?
Permanent press.
I don't know what that is.
You just put you press it permanently.
I'm looking at it.
I honestly, I have no idea,
but when you go to the hotel washing machine,
sometimes it's just like you want normal
the permanent press and I'm like,
the jitter at the old apartment machines,
permanent press.
Did you do come with us?
Yeah, just those that that was like the the default. Yeah, everything in permanent press go
permanent kind of the fake word when you think about ain't nothing permanent book the end of the universe
You know I'm sure and even that if you've read Towsy girl might be debatable, but yeah, big crunching me
Yeah, go to your sand. Well, there's the oh, sorry. Sorry, go ahead. I said team you in these permanent. What do you mean?
Well, he doesn't know he doesn't know
No.
Sorry, this is the last one.
Yes.
Yeah.
You know, it's weird we won't know when it's the last one.
That's true.
That's not true.
That might not be true.
I guess like one of you was like, dying.
I'm going to die next week.
Can we probably be like, damn, let's really make an effort.
Get together for this one.
Oh, I'm probably going to go to the doctor after this.
This we're done here.
If I'm dying, it's going to be so fucking funny.
Like actually.
for what if we got stream sniped on Apollo's last stream you know what anger he'd be
or worse just resigned
he said something like what's the point I don't know if I could handle that
that'd be fucked up I wouldn't do that to you I promise you if I ever learned
that I'm dying like the mood switch is going to be legendary you know I'll be able to handle it
you're going like full-heating is a mug
well yeah cause like if you're dying dude if you limit your dying and then you're still
still like an annoying whiny bitch like that's so on you man you got to let it go
Oh you will speak speak on that speak on it speak on what
I'm just saying like you need on those bones. I think if you learn that you're going to die and then because like
It's bad enough that we all have a limited time on this planet and a lot of us kind of waste it and don't spend it
that, you know, valuably.
But if you learned that that time
was going from like, you know,
60 to 80 years all the way down to like two years or less,
and you're still like, I'm tired.
Like, you know, like, come on, man.
You know what's crazy?
I think about from time to time.
If you got the news that you were dying,
and let's say the doctor was like,
you've probably got like one year left.
There's the, you would think that like every moment
would be precious, but I guarantee there's like a lot of days
you're like fuck. I'm still got to meet a lot of talk about. Well, yeah, but I think there's going to be days where you're just like, oh, I got to do that thing.
Oh, I mean, you pay taxes if you're like dying. Yeah, I mean, you they make you pay your taxes after you died for the year that you died.
That's so messed up, man.
They got to let you have. I got to give you like a buffer dude. It's so good. They don't care at all, man. What you're going through.
Well, instead of being a whiny to quote you whiny, be how would you be?
A follower.
I think it would depend on the state of like your health, like if I'm dying, but I still got like a
good few months where I like, you know, could take some meds and like still exist.
I'm going places, man, we'll do some stuff, you know?
I go through stream and I'll tell you that much.
Wait, we're gonna be going to Randall?
No, no, no.
What would you be doing?
I don't go travel, go business in places, you know?
I don't know.
Why don't you do that?
You know what's crazy? You make the money to pay the taxes, but then next year you got to pay the taxes on the money that you made to pay last year's taxes, bro.
So you got to keep stripping to pay off the money that you made to pay off your taxes.
Wait, does anyone have a crowbar? What's in your crowbar in you?
I'll be a pebbling.
It from where the millers wait, you guys are paying taxes?
There are a lot of streamers that do not or did not at one point pay their taxes.
I saw this a thing.
Dude, in Canada now they reported directly to the government.
Oh, there's a crowbar.
Like, Maafi Musa got in that email yesterday, like two days.
I'd got two of them that I had our part.
Yeah.
Hey, where was that room we were just in, Daniel?
I got a crowbar.
Um, we'll play in Blueprints now.
I mean, what is it here?
I'm going to be opened this over the crowbar.
For is this going to be cinema?
We'll never get another opportunity.
OK.
Chat, we need your help.
I thought you knew where it was.
That's why I asked you Brow.
It's back to the left.
I think over here, and the Bellavoke building.
Bellavoke?
Bellavoke.
OK.
Okay.
Yes, true. Twitch, Twitch doesn't pay me anymore.
So how could they tell the government that I made money?
What is this room?
Yeah, well, what's what's here on your
centenary of docs like you got a year, get a year left.
We're going to contact, I'm, I'm, I'm contact.
You pop GS going to put in a range of mode.
How can they, they can't turn me down?
They could, right?
Me, but they can.
content making make a wish to get the Detroit lines to actually win something for once.
All right.
What do you guys know?
It lines are good or bad.
Probably bad though, right?
I mean, they're well, who cares?
Did they win this Super Bowl?
No.
I'm still with Chibli where you got to do like one really hard drug one time.
Cause like you don't have to suffer the consequences.
I'm not doing that. I can cross that up. I'm definitely not going to be able to have a year to live. I'm going to do heroin
Well, you don't do the heroin at the beginning of the year, but like month like 10-11 you can maybe
squeak in there. Oh, but then what if you're like, oh, this is so good. Why don't I do this at the start?
Well, I want to sign with that point. I don't know if that would really have a big impact at that point
But you have a question why don't if you were want to do this stuff when you're dying why don't you do it when you're living?
Well, because when you're dying, you're responsible for your responsibilities, like, kind of go away.
Yeah, you know that to say for your future, you don't got to make sure you're,
Oh, God.
But you know your future is death either way, so why don't you go?
What if it's very good?
I'm not treating at them, but there are two vehicles there's zip and around.
He is also three, 500 meters away from us, which I don't know.
I know I've realized that happens with now.
Circle of responsibilities.
Two hundred meters.
Well, we're all right.
Well, like, a city isn't enough loot for four people to share.
Let me just land in these like five buildings and hang out the loot.
I was standing.
Well, you guys are trying to open doors and crowbars, you know?
Well, I don't know you like go somewhere this year.
That way you don't have to do all that stuff when you have six months to live.
It's harder to travel when you got a lot of shit on the plate man. What do you got at the plate?
Yeah, I don't know
Our slash kid this are
Oh, yeah, I over there. I got out of the one star. Oh, they're just in the drop. Oh, yeah
You got the tire. Oh, he nailed my ass, but I was kind of the entire
I got the other part behind orange building. It's an almost card dragon around.
It's for orange and I'm building.
Oh, they're out.
Yeah, they're out.
Well, I got tapped.
Peace.
They're also at the using round behind us.
I think we messed up boys.
I would, I would agree with a follow on this one.
I'm popping his aim.
I'm popping his aim.
Right into the hills.
Brian, Ryan, get no.
I'm going to not see one.
1.3 seconds?
Okay, I mean.
Okay.
I'm not, I'm up here.
I was just getting away from here.
You're gonna show me the other side.
Let's go.
We're dealing with tactical professionals
that are surrounding us and you're welcome.
I give a little adrenaline.
We're gonna go back to our safety
and hang out over there
and then we can move from we need to.
All right, Paul, this summer,
take five days off and go somewhere.
What's the worst is gonna happen?
I think there's a lot of other complications
with travel that like,
Like this is like more of like a thought experiment type deal. It's not a thought experiment. This is life
Like it is
Traveling a little bit of a chloride now, man
passport
Confiscated
Get put in the good log. No, no, no, no, no, just uh, I mean it could happen. I'll call
Got stuff on the plate that makes travel a bit difficult at the moment, but I travel two years ago, man
It's like I'm not travel. We'll do it the Mexico
Oh, wait, anybody got any of your 4x?
No.
Oh.
Oh.
No, my God, has an extra 4x.
You have an extra extra 4x?
I dropped it to x.
Would you get two of those?
My man.
Yeah, Paul, what are you dying with like a rare disease that literally makes it so you can't move?
Okay.
or then you probably won't be traveling.
I guess.
I'm not much of an ox.
I think more than it's like, what if we
have a unique condition that you're
just a little bit lost in work?
What a dance point of, you know, why wait?
I think about, can I get in on my friends?
Thank you.
Thank you.
I think this in genuist is the same receiving
life-changing news wouldn't lead to a
changing your life.
Like, that seems naive to me.
You assume that you should already live
every day as if you're dying.
That this is seeing you again.
You could be just you travel more now, which is a different conversation, which is like fair understandable
Like
Did you take a lot of time and then we'll drink comma causes and
And what was that drink you had Apollo?
You get ordering drink. I have my type remember at the bleacher bar place
I was trying to order one thing that I was told that the name is insensitive and I was like my bad y'all
And that zombie lord topic
Can someone please give me a 4x?
I don't have
No, I know you got too on. I know you got one on the way. I have none. I marked a six X originally and no one listened to me
I need to pick it up for your boy. There's probably like a house in the way from far
Drop point. No, that was where we all landed
And you guys were like crowbar crowbar crowbar and I was like, I'm out of here
Hey, Apollo city. So did you order an Ireland automobiles malfunction? Yes, yes, and they were like you can't say that also
So we don't do that. I was like, okay, I'm not bad.
I don't know to tell you that we're like, there's a boss thing. We don't do racist from here.
I can't.
I was like, I didn't know my bad. I just, I, I don't know.
Why don't we talk?
Why don't we talk?
Why don't we talk?
And everyone, people are like, oh, people from this place are so mean, like, all the time.
Like, we went to Boston and everyone that we interacted with from Boston was really mean.
It's so crazy that they're like, yeah, they're sick of tourists.
And then you go to New York City and like, most people are at least polite.
They're like, no, they might not be outwardly friendly.
Like, here, let me show you where to go, but they're at least like,
polite and not rude, just for sport.
Yeah.
and it sucks because Boston's really good at sports
sorry I'm sorry
but I'm gonna pull this up here because I've missed a little dip
above that
when your driver is a certified sniking terrain maxor
yeah yeah the first I'm gonna pull this on in the car
yeah I'm pretty good
a pilot got extra for it
I do not am sorry
All right. Oh, we got some runner right there. Yeah, and a car as well did group at that
Sorry, I'll say yeah
Yeah, we could we could stay out of it, you know, true. Yeah, I should go out of many zooms
Put us out of this advantage. You guys can't hit your shots. It's crazy the whole city had like no optics bro
It's like trying to get a switch to
We might need to move it because they gave us a terrible circle
In the balloons leaving me
I
Oh no
Hey, you got you got you got you got you got to meet fodder over here. No, no
But this is team unity man. Why you why you sold all the time? I always just running you guys can't drive in
Oh, you'd like to be a way to do I do I do I get dizzy in the car really
We don't stay in the car. We don't stay in the car in a car for 20 minutes. You don't have to be first person
Yeah, I'm lobbies. Can we acknowledge that I'm right here? He doesn't have to be first person in the car. He can go third.
You don't have to be. Yeah, that doesn't matter. It does matter.
No, my eyes are always in the lobby. He'll be very sensitive.
The enclosure eyes, but then I can't see the guys too.
Good voice.
Well, well, well describe everything for you.
We'll say over there and over here and over there.
I'm going to wait for this circle.
I think this like, I want to see what you guys go.
There's a vehicle parked up here.
You can go just pick up mouth potentially.
No, there's a guy guys in the field right there.
On orange beat.
Oh, there's a guy guys in the field right there on orange be I
Get one in the back he's got a level for it's the guys who are shooting earlier. I hit him again
Oh, frid off
Someone oh he's a closer to this building on orange
Yeah, it's I think the guys that were driving around earlier
Well
We do in this?
Don't kill him.
Oh, we can't go.
We can't go there.
Why not?
I thought you wanted to kill things.
It's not about lobbies.
We can't be doing all that.
Trying to win.
You're win by killing, right?
More advantageous conditions to take them out.
Well, if we can go over there,
at least I can get us four accidents.
I mean, you guys are right near where the guys I was shooting.
They're in the compound but like no, but they were out in the open on like orange as well
No, maybe I shot the guy in the back a couple times. I feel like that's gloriposting
See he's too right. You see on the hill. Oh, yeah
He's prone
Greater on yellow pin. Oh
Little mop on yellow
Oh, cards look at the starts screaming out of the little
Guys!
Oh, I don't know, I think I'm in the blue.
I'm in the blue.
I'm in the tree, I'm in the tree, I'm in the tree, I'm in the blue.
On towards Blue Mark.
Yep.
I shouldn't have hopped him.
I was someone else, they got into the play zone, but I shot him.
There's still someone moving back there.
He's downed.
Oh, I see.
of the car's kind of saving that's illibized
they got blue
uh... uh... up ahead shooting us uh...
how
i'm the on the hill i don't see him though
he's dead
uh... we gotta get in the car and move again unfortunately
i'm in the same i'm in the same
sorry i'll listen to your the shots in there
Hmm.
Prefer the erratic car game play, but I don't see a better way to...
I don't know.
You'll develop.
Oh, yeah!
Waste ammo that guy right there.
Nerd.
I don't think it's a Canadian's place to say, sometimes you'll be like, um, no, they don't make that any more than you find out that it's like the best selling drink in Cincinnati or something.
Mm-hmm, nothing finer to wash down some chillies and as you might.
Skyline chillies and as you might would, but that would fix me, man.
Oh, okay, sure.
And the squid corn dog.
The squid corn dog, thank you.
I'm just saying, man, it could probably work.
I bet it could work.
Still armored vehicle of death. I hate that fucking thing, man
Why is that me?
Tom Hanks with a 9mm pistol. That's the only thing I could stop a vehicle with that much armor.
Yes, just gotta get out and shoot dudes in the future.
Is right the position posting?
This is not a bot lobby. You can't drive around and not.
Mouth?
Oh, there's a lot of people going back to the game.
The game is a little bit of a backseat.
The chorus like a level 10 vest.
That's bad timing.
Oh my god, the sky doesn't fucking mix up that, huh?
Ew!
I'm gonna run that ship! Holy shit!
Can you turn me to the wall?
Why is it that? Why is it that?
Oh, he got shot, he got shot, he got shot, he got shot, he got shot, he got shot, he got shot, he got shot.
Nice. Okay, come on.
No. Perfect.
Damn, it couldn't be that good.
Smoke grenade is going to help a lot here.
Someone else rolled up and shot the shit out of them. He deserves that.
Love that for us.
I don't know where my eyes grow.
Oh, my God. I can't.
No, I don't know. Holy shit.
I'm trying to get a smoke grenade down. Oh, my God.
I got a smoke grenade away.
Come to me, Dad.
All right.
Give me some sleep myself.
Then you got to move a little left for the next circle too.
I don't know what to do about that armoured vehicle.
I'll be totally real if you guys are right here.
You can come with some smokes on my blue markers.
Like right here and here you see.
There's some smokes around there.
Look this.
All right, you're up and up and at him.
I like that.
I have the confidence to not wait for a call any more.
Oh, it's the armor vehicle, though.
Stealth mode?
Stealth mode, Stealth mode.
Oh, behind me, behind us, behind us, behind us.
Oh, my rock, I see a rock, I see a rock, I see a rock, I see a rock.
You have that, you have that.
I'm not the one with the armor goes.
I'm on top of the armor vehicle.
There's a guy behind us, always in the blue.
Okay, got it.
And did you just call that guy a slide?
It's wet.
It's wet.
Oh, it's wet.
Oh, no.
I hate this honor.
It's honorable.
So stupid, man.
What are they?
You know what I'm saying?
Oh, okay.
I'm just a pretty good child.
No.
No more.
Yes, sir.
I'm just a pretty good child.
No.
more of you as well more of you
sir
say at least at the crank
arrange a role
please we had none of the range was outside of casual in
like the past
the past two weeks
they're placed in that I'll be right back
So we didn't finish up the morbid condo.
Ryan Gary, what would you do if you got that?
You're two taps, and two taps left of life.
I feel like I already live like a rewarding life.
So I, you and change anything?
I don't think I could know what I could change.
Oh my God, it's a rangel.
I mean, Zarky.
I don't think I would know what I would change.
Okay.
But what you do?
It wouldn't be travel for me.
If anything, it would be spend more time at home for sure.
Let's time streaming.
Yeah, probably none.
I mean, if the doctor was like, you're gonna die in a year,
like, you just saw the last stream.
Will you end up final finale?
No, because that's performative.
I'm doing it for the viewer.
When with 365 days left,
that's your just do it for me.
So you wouldn't want one send us?
No.
Really?
Why would I?
One final wave of plus two's.
Q most annoying chat of all time.
Well, where a bunch of people tell me how bad their day is going to be when they find out that I'm dead.
That sounds like a great way to spend one, like,
like three percent of my last year alive.
Searing how sad the news of my death is going to make other people.
I don't want to read that so when I'm doing your eulogy, you want me to be like, good riddance, basically?
I'm dead at that point. That's what the funeral's for.
Now you might be trying to pick one to do the
ulogy too. I might just dig a hole in
early in it. That's why you're the one. I would
worry the other people might be too
they might be too shacker in. I think you would keep a
real. No, there's a thing if you have something
unfortunate happened to you. I would. I would
watch your best moments on stream for me. Yeah. You
why do I? Why do I care? But that's what I would do and be like
yo, we have some good times, man. Yeah, that's good. In the next life
brother. You would content farm by that. Yeah. Oh, okay, maybe I do. I
would do it. I would watch a stop is. I think it's far me. I don't
But don't you think it would be a small portion of your audience
to be like, yo, I wish you were to had a last stream
and like not to like make you feel bad for dying.
You're still doing things, like not for you
after you got the news that you're going to die.
Can I accept this, visual?
You know, the big tube they basically stick down your throat
rions like in a hospital bed, eyes barely open,
but he got one last eyes and run in.
because then on the day that's not for you, it's for other people.
That's all.
Yeah, but you're some people, I probably do more stuff for my family, but not for like the
streams, my personal kill those three games ago.
Yeah, by two hours, I mean, you can do it.
So I'm just one of both.
Even Balushi did it last one.
he didn't know that he's gonna die.
This argument was not you doing a last stream.
Yeah.
Why do you kind of have to because like,
I'm saying,
because you're gonna have a last stream,
no matter what,
you might as well make it a good one.
If I know it's a last stream,
I'm gonna go,
I'm gonna go and see.
I'm going to.
Actually, that you're kind of selling me.
That's good.
Let's go to the last speedrun.
Let's go to the band on your last stream.
When you know you're gonna die anyway.
Yeah, I'll turn you if you've not done the whole time
Did turn your display capture on in just Google Goatsy make sure safe searches off. Yeah, do not capture it on your stream PC by no turn it on
I'm not doing whatever you say
It's Adam Savage okay, living his cheeks apart
His face no the other
Why would you why would
All right, I'm just kind of not talk
You have to see go to see I don't even know what that is guarantee in college someone was like here check this out go to this website
Brother, I was a nerd in college. I didn't know it was like a number one consumer of go to pick yeah
That's everybody was passing around on the internet. I
Never say no, they can't get to the claim nerd culture. I just feel like I have to stop you there
Okay, Apollo, okay, I was playing Counter Strike.
When was a mod with my buddies from high school
when you were picking days,
he's in the fields of corn, your copia.
What do you mean, bro?
I know how different the difference is.
I know how to be a comedian,
so I can walk into a room and back,
you know, did you see that new Fortnite skin?
I can be like, I can know what they're talking about
without embarrassing myself.
And I look for the one during the room,
there knows to be like, yo, yo,
do you get that OG, you can scroll through it,
yeah, me too, bro.
Maybe maybe he is a nerd because he's his non nerd reference was Fortnite so like I feel like
Fortnite's cool bro
Hmm, I chose to be a
I thought I thought Clokesy was a streamer
Clokesy is a streamer
Well, that's what that's why I was confused. We like go check out Clokesy's stream
Yeah, I thought you might have been leafy there's a leafy too, right?
That's right.
So now that I'm piecing everything together, so right, you would just scream, you would just jump
something actually would be really funny to you on your last stream be like
I'm dying so who cares and then just like gave your asshole like straight into the
kid.
I actually think it's an awesome thing and counter punches you guys saying like well
why don't you live your life like that right now because it's definitely like
and then you do one people first you guys.
Anyone here as a swimmer's stomach, you might want to leave the room.
If anyone thinks they're going to have a problem with this, you might want to leave right now.
That's not. That's not.
No, you can't do that.
You've got to just flesh pain.
That's how it works.
No, it's not.
I'm going to put me on a damn list or something.
I don't want to draw about.
You care.
Well, because my little family's going to live in shame for the rest of their existence.
I didn't know.
I didn't know.
Whether or not you have a pre-warning or not.
Like I don't think it was the vibes or like ways different.
You know, he didn't go to see, but at least he said a lot he was going to do it.
Yeah.
He said that people could lead and not be like surprised.
This guy, this guy, this guy dying when he did it or he just did it for randomly.
I think he's very, that's for sure.
He was definitely made.
Why did he do it?
I want to see a little like there's holes somewhere in it.
It's a little like a in the shower drinking a beer looking my dick.
I really get a fuck out of here.
I don't got a car.
Yeah, it's like infinite cars around to be honest.
I got to have so much fun.
Like we got to go now, though.
Oh, okay.
I understood.
Makes her keep an eye on the on 10.
I'm sorry.
Maybe just a little bit more loot on the way.
Did that happen on Twitch?
No, bro, it was like 28 years ago.
It's older than the internet, I think.
It might be the first picture ever taken with a Nikon cool picks.
Come.
I just didn't know that.
And one of those.
And you want to be on the scout team?
I got my fast car. There's a U.S. here too.
Who gets the spot?
Yeah.
I got a car.
I have an eight X for someone in a four X for someone in the hand.
I have a six X.
I could definitely use a four.
I'm like when you boys the U.S. we're gonna go. I'm gonna go towards Blue.
Martin?
He's not get down by that.
Wrong.
I'm not pictureing it, but I'm just seeing your little corner of your web.
I would keep it in the little corner of your shirt.
It's leave. You want stage right?
I just, I gotta stop this before it gets like like like bringing you already
push a lot of boundaries with you some nails you've been on it like you've got to
have some restraints for this. Okay, I can't be doing. I got a card too. Yeah,
Dan doesn't know about goats, so he definitely doesn't know about time girl. What's that?
I'm gonna be a rooster and I'm gonna be a rooster and I'm gonna be a rooster and I'm gonna be a rooster
and I'm gonna be a rooster and I'm gonna be a rooster and I'm gonna be a rooster and I'm gonna be a rooster
I'm pretty sure in my ninth grade of your book, one of our classmates reference is
top girl, it didn't like the signature that he signed.
Yeah, signature that he signed.
Well, sorry.
I'm machine type shit again.
Can we save that one for next Unity?
I don't got another, I can't laugh that hard again, man.
My heart's going to explode.
I mean, top girl is way worse.
Yeah, well, yeah, it's a lot worse, man. Yeah, there's fluids.
Get the fluids that you can solve it.
Like, you were really asking what's worse, like a man's asshole or a woman having a fiery
a fountain.
Oh, my heart is in problem.
Oh, my insight hit.
There's no way Dan hasn't seen one in party, either.
Reminds it?
Yeah.
Well, that's the reference, yeah.
No, I don't know what any of this stuff is, man.
I had a crazy place back then, man.
I had a well, man.
I didn't have anyone in the party.
And then you couldn't just a, I generate a bunch of
heinous shit.
You had to film it yourself.
Dude, when I was in dinner at the table next to us,
it was like four, six-year-old dudes,
and they were glazing, grock, like crazy.
Did I swear to God that dude went,
and also he was talking about it's divorce a lot of cool bad friend but he was also like
so check this out I put my all year long I took a picture of my truck and then I said hey
I got shoot I'm sorry but wait you guys will think of some loop well we're out
crash the car and then mount for on the middle and no we
don't include me in the Wii you were driving I just mean that yeah I crash the car but that
that's a bad shot that they're here look at their flying away
Anyway, it's hard and interrupts.
No, it's all good.
Basically, you just kept showing this looping video of...
It wasn't even, you know how you could use AI to generate a cat
coming out of a soft-served ice cream machine.
It was just, on May's of the fact that he took a picture of his truck
and then rock made it look like the truck was driving.
And he was like losing it, man.
It was like, look at it, look, you can't tell whether or not I'm
driving the truck. And I was like this is fucking crazy man.
But you can make this a few other stuffs.
There's a huge disconnect between people who are already online and people who
weren't and like how much they fucking love AI slot. Like people like it's
crazy to them. It's like they've never seen anything like in their life.
Like if you're on the internet for a while, you see all manner of all sorts of
shit. So you're like, I think that, like, seeing lots of cars drive road trucks,
buses. Actually, Dan, I might need a ride. I'm not a gasoline.
Oh, hello, man. It's a cardigan. Thanks for noticing.
Oh, I, these are not things that you're listening to. I mean, you got to at least give
me a little bit of like, yeah, that was kind of a crazy one. No, I can't.
Where are you guys hanging out? We're seeing the stuff pop up.
up. I don't see money. Oh my god, are you
trolling? I mean, it's that a little
guess. I think I always have gas. I have
gas. I got the other part of this. We have
the brakes broke in a park. My
meter is full. What's the meter underneath
the gas? As your health, obviously, man.
Oh, I didn't run that. I mean, look, you
driven a car before. But what, what, how are
you guys getting like this one.
We have gas.
We do where we don't.
We have douch and I have a can.
Oh.
Sorry.
Thank you, thank you.
Amy, you were mass-on, bro.
Stim-en-ro.
Stim-en-ro.
Stim-en-ro.
Stim-en-ro.
Going in.
Where are it?
We're in secret home and you know, we're going to be on the road saying no more oh
This is super taxi from the blue. I didn't know them damper pack
No, no, no, no, no, the space man's suit counts as animal has mad suit jockey
Like would you get it an email with with a picture of it in there where you guys searching for that stuff?
No, they'd be at it. It was like kind of a deal to send it to someone and it was like a prank
Okay, check this out. Look at this funny cat video. I didn't go to see. Oh, that's my cat
I was just I would just tell guys
It's like oh man if you wanted to like know all the like new cars event cars build a line party dot org and they would
Pen Island type beat, you know, yeah
It's been a long time since I've been here man
I'm going to do that.
Follow with your secondary.
Yeah, M24, but I got it.
I got it scoped up, extended up, suppressed up, I'm all good.
You want to trade that for a car with an ADACS or no?
No, no, no, I don't like the ADACS.
It's too much.
And you have a spare for it, right? Never mind, I got one.
I do.
You lost all your other leverage.
I got one.
It's an ADACS or like cheek pads or anything?
I think there was a cheek pad.
I mean, are like bits just having kind of bits.
Muscles
Muscles, I'm just gonna say that.
Ooh, still in love that for us.
Now if you gotta get in here, man, it's therapy. This is like the safest place to be in therapy.
For other, they're gonna get bomb rush grenades.
This is absolutely not the safest that is.
It's the safest.
Literally.
It's the safest.
It's the safest.
It's the safest.
Why don't you go down here where you go on?
We don't put like that's the thing.
You can't, when you're going down those stairs, you cannot see because of the slope.
so like we can see them before they see others on this
boring form of a game
what you don't like winning
you know
they don't like staring at walls
we're just we're having a nice chat you know like we can we can make our own
blue prints all this doors blue
let's
twenty eight
I don't get that one
don't eight x four x just dropped it
that being said I'm in a candle net are really quick just so people don't know
that it's there
You believe those shots are like great next to us.
Uh, it sounds a little scary out there.
I think I'm going to not do that.
Guys, guys, you can't all come to the edge because I'm going to the edge.
Apollo's going to crash out and rifle itself.
I'm not crashing.
I just think we got a good spot.
No need to ruin it.
You know?
I'm talking to you.
Next one.
On a snipe, people before they get close to us.
Oh, they got me like, a nasal bits on you.
that weird weird way to put that uh... i'm all full but on the x-trism sorry
me
needs been
i got a bullet loose
i'm not me i guess
sorry
look at how insidious loot is bro we're all looted we've obviously looted everything in here
me and Dan are just running around looking at stuff we've already looked at to be like
maybe it's something like we're in a three dot so we're in a high-end stopable if they
were moved loop from this game. I just don't know how you don't get everything you need from
seed on. You raise a good point. You've up to your your your point and click game but maybe
your your loot speed game is still a bit lacking. Yeah no I'm I'm a better looter than I've ever
but that's not saying much.
You bizarre up there on Wednesday, right?
They're going to make it more normal.
More better?
Whether glass still the best single line on the game.
It's pretty good right now.
It won't be once they fucking nerf toxic flames. Let me tell you I got that.
Oh, I'll do it. I've been waiting for that.
Hmm. Too much.
Nerf this buff that nerf it later. Buff it later. Nerf it. Buff it.
I had a chance to just it. Nerf it.
Yeah, it's like there's not again.
Pink smoke on orange.
It's really hard to say nerf it's nice in a row.
We hear it.
Surprise.
Uh, baby.
I'm coming.
I don't know if we need the car, okay, well, one such a small side of the door. We could just chill either to block up
slowly and down smash is allowed machine
It was a shot close
What I'd like to close
Tom Ford
Henry Ford's father
There's a vehicle driving on this orange to
We should like wait to move up with the circle.
I got landed.
They're stopping at...
On yellow.
Park?
Park?
Green?
Carhead right, right, right towards me, right towards me.
But you guys are out of the pond.
I'm blue.
I'm blue.
We see Sloan up.
They got out.
They got out.
Knocked one.
What a shot.
I swear to God.
I ain't going to kill you all.
For what?
You sweat.
You good shot good shot.
Ah fuck.
I got to the tier 3.
So by the car, still by the car.
Gotcha.
I'm gonna see if I got smoke smell.
No smoke, so I'm gonna push in and I'll rise.
Oh, he's going for the reds on the other.
Knocked one with the Nade, Carcon, still on yellow tree, and the smoke anymore got a
Nade for that smoke, you eat a Nade in the smoke?
I don't think he's in the smoke, I think he's in the tree behind it, rushing.
Nice, oh that's all that, I don't that, car coming.
I'm going to move up with you, I'm jamming.
Do I have one?
Jammer pack.
I also jammer soon.
Even better. I'm going to raise you. I got jammer pack.
Follow your moves, stay on the line.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, keep going in.
I see big smoke, big blue smoke,
so I towards the left way up on the hill, big fight up there.
You're quick, and then we'll drive in and engage the cart.
Oh, what if I just took one crazy shot?
This is our car.
I wouldn't get out of this thing.
Good, good, good, good, good group.
Big group of a head of you guys off on the hill.
They're shooting their visible.
It's not my fault.
It's not my fault.
It's not my fault.
On blue and the non-blue up there.
Okay.
Well, I see one moving left.
Running down towards there on blue and down.
Right.
Look shot at me.
This is quite kind of sucks.
I think we'd furlough it out.
I think we'd furlough it out.
That one's maybe.
I don't know how the blue guy didn't die hit him twice in the mk4 once in the face.
Okay, let's see how it is.
Should we get shibigish?
Should we get time?
We got time.
There was some cinema in our last battle.
That was a good fight.
That was a good fight.
I wish I sorts the nays on a little sad and I'll make it whisper
I see something. Oh, no, no, no
We can start moving in now. I think
confirmed
firm
Irangible man there's there's nothing like it
Now wrong. It's the best man. It's the best from this. Keep it on guard. All right
There's some nice little hills here, man, I don't know if it's like trench almost.
Look at this.
Oh, look at this.
This is top, man.
Damn, the schizoom.
I see a car, no, yeah, people, people, people on blue, on blue, on blue, on blue, I do my aim
is for bad right now.
Not a shot.
Oh my god, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push,
In the hut in the hut in the hut, right?
Yep, no nades.
Anyone got a nade for the hut?
Rang, I'm going to run.
I got a nade.
I don't, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a nade out of my nade.
I'm gonna hit Ryan.
It did hit me a little bit.
I didn't throw that.
I just threw it in the door.
I watch out Ryan here in the door.
So the door is closed.
Someone's going to get to Ryan.
You get to Ryan from the left he can't shoot you and I can guard the door so he could come out and get you
Someone's gotta go now though. Yeah, yeah, you're good. You can't get you
There you go, stretch your chest. You're good. You're good. You're good. You're good. You're good. You guys to come out to
Any kind of major skydives
All right, uh, come closer on orange yet
Hey, I'm once still in the hot still on the head. We're gonna forget. Okay, so close to the
I'm not a smoof guy.
Can someone come and fire an orange?
I'm healing.
Oh, do you want shot?
What a fucking shot.
Yeah, I think that was the guy who had twice the guy to the left.
run off run yeah I got him I got him I got him I made some cover here
Dan they have to rest here though I made some everywhere she blew orange he's
rushing orange you blew you know thank you sire careful they might
sandwich the mate brush right as well oh we could have that man I'm a
I can't bear my shit.
We can use some smokes and you don't have one.
I got my smokes.
I just don't get knocked out of the house.
Can someone get in the hut and rest?
Smoke.
I got him.
Thank you, sir.
There's an EMT kit in here.
Anyone know what that does?
It's some raps faster.
Raps faster.
I hit one of the guys the treat for the right of one.
If we have him we had to go. We got to go east south. Oh, do you have your first seat?
I got one. I got my last one in the smoke.
Guys, if I go down don't worry about me.
Orange tree orange tree. Oh, what the hell? Oh, I don't have them. Oh, they're in a fight. They're in a fight. You cannot
You got this guy, you got this.
Okay, the team
The team that we were fighting, I think is dead. I think it's
Okay, my last first hit Orion. I got one I got one
Got four. Oh, I made it. I
Oh, he got native. He got native. There's another native. Oh
Sky action say behind the tree. I'll get you. I'm not getting native there. Yeah, huge
3v3, 3v3. Any more smokes would be huge. Dan's going. You could pop one down like
right here, Dan. I don't have it, unfortunately. I'm watching you have it on your 5th
day now. Where do you want it? Where do you want it? Blue? Oh, blue. Oh, blue.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sorry, thanks Ryan. I don't know what most of it thought it was about suicide
I'm proud of right now
Don't a grenade in smoke trying to flank him if I die I die trying to like a strike
He's by the vehicle on orange and in the space suit and there's another guy
and
if we get a range of a more of a slot map of a fair
yeah well if it's if it's not slot we just go balls to the walls to get
right i'm good i'll do one more i'll do
uh... i'm good one
uh...
followed what could outside of the knowing that smoke about or what could we have
done better like i'm not a main question to real
No, no, we didn't get rid of good.
I still don't know how.
The guy at a level two helmet,
I had him once in the body and once in the face,
so I still didn't get away.
You didn't go down.
I thought the M24 supposed to be good.
What are the face?
Probably using PSM all right.
Tarkov.
Oh man.
Oh.
Blood still pumps, man.
It's still pumps, man.
Okay, I keep, I'm been my arms, dude.
Well, I guess I'm horrible news for you guys.
Rangel. No, no, it looks like if you look closely enough of the map, it's insane.
It's uncoller.
Oh, this is for GEMBLE's Rangel.
Actually, I think a Rangel is just an excuse, man.
We can play any level.
He's right.
It's just more often.
Yeah. Yeah, clearly not everything.
I think it's better.
Hey, look, they got a hospi.
And they got a school.
open the map and select the team may you wish to follow well power shooting
Irish you I guess I'd like to follow this guy well power shooting
P
messy shit
God. God. God. I'm on my goatship. Then you hold your arm on me, and then you go like
this. Ryan, do you know about one man one jar? I don't think I know one man one jar.
I'm going to imagine he shoves the jar where the sun don't shine.
Yeah, I don't know either.
I'm being told I forgot, but you got this guy.
Wasn't my RSSP dude.
Dude died.
Oh, it breaks.
Yeah, he probably should be putting the up his butt.
Yeah.
That's just like crazy.
I mean, ripped to a legend, obviously, but...
Go.
It's disturbing.
Like, they make stuff that you can just put up your butt.
I'm not trying to moralize saying you shouldn't put anything up your butt.
But there's like special stuff you can put up your butt to it.
They've been making Sharpies since like before the war.
He's like, he's not his reddit arch.
Yeah, you know what? I got I handed to him. I got I handed to him. You guys see the ugly
stepsister yet? No. Oh my god, I'm following the Apollo's drop. This is crazy.
Dan, we never have to drop again. You can just tell your game the follow what Apollo does.
That's amazing.
Or not.
I'll control you.
Or mouth for that matter.
They can't tell Dan when to pull.
No.
Yeah.
Oh, I'm using it.
Is it pumping?
It's pumping, bro.
I'm like a three meters behind you.
Mimicking your every fucking move.
Right.
I literally going inward goes west mode right now.
But I don't know.
I don't know.
I like this or hate it.
I don't know, I don't know, I don't really learn how to drop if you do this.
I don't even know how to drop.
You just have to play with me every time I want to play PUBG.
No, God.
There's a vehicle by your dad down to your left, I think.
Color.
I don't know.
It's a, it's a.
Color rectangle from 1000 feet up.
Oh, that's right.
You know, it's a mystery too.
Oh, sorry.
They'll look like you did actually.
We're down at least.
I'll be watching the kill feed with great mother fucking interest.
your name pop up again.
Imagine if the ugly subsistors just a person
and else talking about it.
Oh, man, we're not going to be in this circle.
If that matters, you raised this as a player.
I'm going to go to orange.
I saw a warehouse and I was like the odds of this guy
was gonna let's the warehouse go buy it's zero percent.
Yes, good.
It's bang for buck, right?
It's one big room.
You don't got to open doors.
It's just a fish.
Don't got to worry about stairs.
I don't know if you've ever had this happen mouth,
but I'm having the most cursed viewing experience
that movie, the ugly stepsister.
Crave for some reason only has the French Canadian version.
So the movie is, I think it's Norwegian.
They've overdubbed it in K-back-Wav French
with English subtitles.
So it's like, do you like subs or dobs?
Both, bro.
I'm watching the movie.
You subbed the end of it.
I couldn't do it.
I don't think I could do it.
But I only got 18 minutes left.
You can do it. I'm gonna make it. Oh, look at this is the last six fast. We got a level two how much does he have?
What do you think by the way?
What you started throwing in some S curves and now my my AI doesn't know what the fuck to do
You like hard turned around. I didn't touch anything. It's trying to mimic your movements and it's failing. Oh
I guess I maybe this feature is not as good as it originally look
I think it's just you're doing it like no one's ever done it before
I did let go everything to move somewhere around this.
Oh, for kids.
I'm landing perfectly, okay.
You kid me this has everything the body needs here.
Oh, this is not hospital.
I just landed somewhere else by accident.
For Kim Boat.
You really shouldn't trust me, man.
First aid.
We landed in.
Oh, hey.
All right.
Did you just do the auto tune again?
Did I?
Not.
I may have misheard it, but it sounded like it.
You might say it.
to use on point. How are you? This is getting weird. Maybe I'm
sorry. I'm finally learning how to sing after singing so much
steely Dan in the car. I'm just like it's so weird. Could be the case.
Are you guys safe where you are so I can come over there? Yeah, sure.
a lot of level two gear in this one singular warehouse
and a draw buyer saw this five
but the the self call out is crazy because like we're not going
I'm going down stands right
people see from our house is on
I'm going to tell you more, though.
I think it's a higher city of Luke than Luke.
You're going to listen to him being able to fully loot.
There's multiple worms is here.
We marked a place though.
Yeah, but it's a circle.
Although we're pivoting.
I said Luke is a circle.
You can actually hold like a direction in this game and you're
Blair moves in that direction.
Someone said, you know, that's a good point.
Well, for us at Tier 2.
This one the warehouse on the left side. Okay, you scared me. It was close to the head.
The shiviest individual. That's me. That's to got a four X-ray day in everyone. Oh, okay, and regarding this individual. Sorry, what are you?
And there's a
Where it can be. Oh, I want I want thank you. And then here here here you have two firsts as well. Here here
My house
Money and don't
Don't encourage him. Yeah, I'll never see another novel too. How about here? There's a leg of the
what he will refuse to acknowledge is the fact that whoever has the better loot spot is
basically just luck. It's not down to like, you know, where houses are not luck. It's
I have I have a mental spreadsheet.
If the line again, the loot is better isn't the issue. Better easier quicker faster
stronger.
Papa John's posting.
and
the
or are they going to butter each other's bedding? You know what I'm talking about?
What?
No.
Hey, Dr. Seuss type shit.
Yeah.
I've been in.
No, you were running like that.
Let's straight off the notes.
I don't tell me if it's not.
No, I'm not straight out of like a...
Dr. Seuss's...
I think that's...
Oh, say, can you say...
Can say, go.
I'll say, can you can say, go.
I
You drive in the car. Hey, I got the slipper. I
Will be right there
But you try to do a lot of them, but no, I just sometimes I like to talk like a like a dog
Okay, that's fair
You got the electric
Look you will be looking
I'm pretty good.
That's her.
They're my emivice carburel.
We should really quick check if this is a foreseater before we do my Apollo to die in the blue.
are you going to know the yellow bullets yes or I do
the trunk the trunk is full of your green bullets my friend
I know I'm going to put your your stuff on the ground there's there's 74 here right there
in the trunk and well it wasn't a trunk
apologies I got a hands-up you were
Sorry
Yeah, you have to give me that sex X
Are you correct here or what's the point? I'll bring it bring it with you bring it with you
Not going out there. That's go to the circle. I know what you got to bring it with you. Yeah. Oh, I'll try
Remedial try. Number one thing. I just don't bump all bandages. I
Did already anything that's like the only three lunch these days. I always like to bring at least five, you know really
Yeah, because sometimes you take a little bit of damage and it's too little for her first to you. You want to waste him.
This is nice for you.
I feel like you're in the car too.
It's pretty awful.
Hey, Dan, just stop.
It's up here.
Give it.
Wupp it, it's here, man.
With the car.
It's kind of similar, right?
It's kind of awesome.
Thank you, thank you.
Don't be.
You want to mark this kind of that?
I think I did the night.
Did you?
I've been watching a cure for the first time, like, five minute increments and keep on asleep.
The dude in right is not who I thought he was going to be.
I thought he was going to be like a tough guy.
What the fuck?
Tough guy.
I haven't.
I'm not seeing a cure, but I just know that everything you just said probably was, like, so
rage, baby to anyone who was.
It's really good.
But watching a movie in five minute increments kind of like was a flashbang grenade that blew out all
I
Actually all over the rest of the statement
Thank you, but you talking sleep during it. You can't fall asleep to a movie in five minutes. That's just not that's a different problem
I let so I wore my galaxy watch the bed and then I woke up in the morning. It nagged me and it said
We're actually concerned about how fast you fell asleep and I opened the metric and it was like the average person in your age
fall asleep in five to 30 minutes. You fell asleep in one minute. And I was like,
mind your own business bro, that's awesome. Isn't it incredible? That's
awesome. It seems like they should be saying, like, here's a gold medal. You're
the greatest sleeper of all time.
I'll be reported to you for drug use. Isn't it weird how like we aren't? Like
you think that'd be a huge evolutionary benefit to just be able to go to sleep.
Yeah. Like a button that was just like I'm going to sleep now. We're so
Awesome, it's not as nobody else could touch it.
Because you have all this stuff to like wake you up if something goes south, you know?
But like you need to sleep, man, why do they gotta make this a trouble?
Fucking ritual.
The shots on blue.
That's why I don't want it.
Pull up there.
Right now.
Pull up on.
I'm okay, new Mark.
New Mark.
New blue.
New blue.
Okay, okay.
Okay, this place sucks anyway.
I can drive like you.
No, no, no.
I was good.
drink mode now. There's a lot of things that are like evolutionarily, not, well, I mean not designed at all, I guess, but not optimized. Like always thought it would be a lot better at fucking if our dicks were on our hands.
There's like okay, you know, but like I way more like
Leverage your closer to it. You can make like finer adjustments and stuff like that
Just kind of like welding a pole to the end of your hips like you can do work
Don't get me wrong. I think on the hand it would be like way better way better
I really don't think you're thinking this all the way through
All right, you need your hands for other stuff man. Well, you can have like a hand on your dick or whatever
I don't know if that's going to be very much.
You're going to really kind of like just do a straight up swap, I guess.
Um, Bro, I do not want to see that.
I do not want to see that library in thumbnail.
Don't do it.
I don't want to see it.
I don't want to see it.
I've already seen one that I didn't want to see.
And that was enough for me to unsubscribe to the channel.
It's where the penis one was.
It didn't.
No, the one it's a glow.
See one.
Goatsy.
I got a bone to pick with the librarian.
I burn. He had a video recently as like all mouth joke boat bird answers
You didn't include all of them and you didn't include the best ones and I want my money back
That's up in here. It's a pharmacy
I packed so shit, bro.
Oh no, it's because I have to.
That's so much AMO.
Whiplash to Justin Hammer, software sheet.
Where's my bird?
Crazy, what's that dude's name?
Oh, there's names Whiplash and all that,
because for a second, I thought you were talking
about JK Simmons again.
I was keeping an ugly, ugly, ugly, ugly.
This was a crazy Riff-Lash accent man. Thank you to my bird.
You got a pan then. I do have a pan. Can you break these kimchi pots for me?
Yeah. Thank you, sir. Oh man. What a circle. We're going with it. Can't break them. These ones don't break. Try this small ones.
and
I've had a bad big dog
I'm not messing with you. There are kimchi breakable kimchi pots. I don't know if it's this map though.
Kimchi corn dog.
Ah, they got that one brother. I got some horrible news for you.
I'll all eat it then. It's a good idea.
I mean, honestly, if you want to elevate the street food game,
Karie is not your car's first car car car coming up, though.
I am.
But if I did elevate the blue, I'll get a little bit of the left.
I like it.
I can't like it.
Can I do it?
I like it.
They're still in the car, they popped out.
No, they're shooting near blue, just north of blue.
I lit them up a good, a good amount.
I can't believe they're on this every shot.
that's insane. I don't really have sight on them, but we don't really have to fight
them like we have the cover they don't, you know. So don't, oh, please move another
cut me off, I'm not talking about it, I'm out there.
They don't know that we have 15 first days on the bottom, who's the house, so I don't
my ticket shots at all. Oh yeah, um, to the right of the blue. The blue paying I should
pay. I can't see the one who's I can't hear like I can't see that guy. Yeah,
same. Oh, I have very low ammo. What do you mean? I see one green, but it's not, uh, don't
don't injure life for it. Yeah, I got a couple of mags. I hit the guy like in the face that was
doing the poop. He's left the blue. His head was just peeking over the hell.
Yeah, shoot tired. I shot tired. Okay. I sat tired. Oh, uh, he's moving left. Uh, he's kind of on
for you. Yeah. He's purple helmet. They have no route to us that's safe for them. I like where we're
one in the head again. A down on them. Nice. Nice. Nice. Nice.
There's a guy to the right. Uh, he's pushing right to the vehicle. Oh, yeah, there's another team back
one.
Somehow.
Hey, man, good job, bro.
Hi, I just didn't want him to live.
Behind me.
Yeah, oh nice.
He's lit too.
Thanks.
Yeah, I can't really see.
Oh, is that African level 3 vest just right there?
Oh, speed up.
Yeah, that's my old one.
Still on yellow and blue tree.
You did not I'll get behind this blue thing so I can get it. Yeah, I
Get enough
I'm gonna you got I'm not a non-looking for ammo in this building before I continue
Guys on orange
Last breaking on us me me me and I'm looking for ammo
If you want to come to the roof, I'll drop a fast stack right behind this blue water tower. I
Got some good
That was wet. Orange, orange, Mark guy hit me.
Oh fuck, it gives the terrible circle. Unfortunately.
I got to grab some of his first things from the down below.
Malbusiana, triet orange?
Um, he was kind of behind the hill more like...
Okay.
I got you.
I don't see them and we gotta go towards them. The game hates our S.
Let's go left side.
Yeah, I think we should go down the hill. I think that's all right. We do have a car
I learned there's very like there isn't really my behind us. I like the red
There's a way I'm the trust the other fighting
There's shooter at green he just dropped yeah kind of close
Careful to trap the crest so they don't see us moving
I mean, I need a my pregnant wife, but I actually want a bed, I don't know, really?
No, I'm not saying my man.
Well, around blue and mark.
Yeah, oh, he's pushing right from blue.
Yeah.
He's tearing soon.
Back to them.
He's sorry.
He's so weird.
Yeah.
I have so many fragranades.
This is happening.
Kind of.
I mean, I gave him a good.
pink hat still on the in the pink smircle braw
by the rock careful mouth I don't know if there's some not be so close to you on the tree
yeah I gotta push back to me
Yeah
Shit
I thought yeah, I mean on me
I closed him on the fellow
Like I found this me. Oh, how did he say I was ADS on his head? I clicked
He's on over and she goes out on mouth
And there's still a... Oh, the guy on your multi-colored tree ping is just killed a dude.
Oh, is this multi-smoke?
Okay.
Shoot, stupid blue.
I got your brother.
Okay, I remember that.
Oh, dude.
How close?
Probably how close.
Yeah, I'm literally on blue tree.
He's moving forward moving forward, moving away from the blue.
I got a heal you have to shut the blue
I got a heal you have to shut the blue
Oh yeah, you have time actually, but you should smoke
Oh, I might die immediately
I got my die dude, my hold you, I'm a hold you
I'm a hold you
I'm a hold you
Oh, that's not enough
I'm trying to get my head away.
Oh, really?
I bought a lot of stuff going down there.
I was, I had somebody grenade too.
I started healing and then I didn't realize the balloon consumed.
Yeah, I had the jammer packs.
That sounds pretty good, man.
It is.
I've got a lot of damage if you can get an M kill.
Yeah, definitely good for another one.
Oh, easily.
Yeah.
Only got to do it.
I mean, I'm just going.
I'll deal with it more.
I close that.
Okay.
Let me get back in.
It's not going anywhere.
You can do it tomorrow.
I don't see us go.
I gotta go.
See us.
library and put this up to start of the video, you know what we need guys?
What?
Oh you do it today.
Ooh.
Library and put this up again to the same video.
Uh huh.
There you go.
It's called Book Ending.
Uh, librarian, remove the DMCA strike from my YouTube channel you put on there?
Ah, Daniel, ready up?
Um, I got to reload the game.
Okay, okay.
Let's say, oh my god, that's a big deal, man.
What was the for information?
What was the, what was the offending material?
I don't even know, I was seeing stars when I saw them.
Like there's no way.
Like I've never got a DMCA strike.
And then I saw it was a video that librarian uploaded
and I just like, it was my desk.
And they were all the exploding whale.
Yes.
Oh my god, but librarian is saying you put that in the stream. He didn't put that in the video.
No, he's he put it in the video and then uploaded it.
Oh, okay. Well, in case you're, yeah, I've got a case.
I'm okay with mistakes, but then hiding and not admitting to it. I like it.
I do whatever makes mistakes, you know, it's all good, but just don't hide.
Don't hide.
Yeah, I mistake would be not running up.
up. I think he's really close to the game.
All right, what did you click on a follow to follow the tracking? So in the pre game lobby,
yeah, you bring up your map and then in the bottom, oh, it's a virtual too. Oh my god.
Okay, so bring up the map in the bottom left click on the arrow with the parachute next to Apollo's name
All right, the state dialed on this one
Ooh, so I don't even click now I can walk away right. Yeah, I'd be bad
I mean, oh, we can where we go and let's pick now. Yeah, that's what I'm looking for because because he doesn't have to be spicy
I don't know if I want to waste our air and go on that, you know?
Here's what we do
It'll their mom and her farm
It's not gonna be a marsher, super marsch
You could do it for more Scott I don't think we'll be alone, but we can give for more Scott
Yeah, it get everybody's happy you got buildings. I got warehouses
beach
water
Not too close to the plane line
I don't know if Ryan likes it though.
Oh, I'm ready. I was just, I was sitting with you.
Thank you.
Did you score?
No, I hit the post sadly.
Dang, man.
Change, change is laying to Lionel, Missy.
Chisholid, he should...
Anyone else have been feaker fuck up their parlay last week?
You lost me again.
you had the drop a rat on the super bowl
what's your
uh...
racker bill Simmons comes down and says here's
here's ten thousand dollars you need to make a three way parlay for the
super bowl and he's got you covered what is it
uh... say
it can't walker
ten of the walker's zero td's
That's a given. No, there's no, there's no Shabbane.
It's no sharpane.
I was gonna say like over over 40 yards or over 50 yards, maybe.
Not already.
Jason.
I'm gonna say Jason under 80 yards, because I feel like he hasn't been very productive
like on the, he hasn't had those big games in a playhouse, but he's like,
got in those couple of good, you know, the catches, but they haven't only needed a man.
Can I hit you with that? There's a team.
And I'm going to stay at Rashid Shihid, one touchdown.
Okay, here's that one sounds good, but here's mine.
See how it's money line.
Sam Darnold, over 6.5 interceptions.
And Drake May.
Oh, we're not alone.
Drake May three rushing touchdowns.
Okay, boys group on where house is, okay?
Go on.
I'm not gonna do it.
I'm not gonna do it.
Yeah, blue, mouth, blue, cut blue, cut blue, mouth, cut blue.
I don't know what blue means.
So, we can get out of here.
So, we don't lose our right.
Okay, no, they're easy.
Okay, we got these two warehouses for ourselves.
One of them is running to the other warehouse.
Well, it's three fast.
I guess I don't have a rook anymore energy.
I love it.
All right.
No gun fellas, just a sight.
There's so many guns.
What do you mean?
Really?
the gunner this guy's saying yeah when using the different buildings it's taking me out
bro you got your jammer pack
one crossing the street yellow he's going to the other way
house I got a few bullets with his name on it brother
Yeah, in the way house
Cross street. I'm doing I'm doing but you come to come come
Put myself in a terrible spot where we're going where house are blue
There's a boat
I went that went
on a back. I mean, that one, I'm going to be real. That one was a bit of a third person,
be buffed. Yeah, because you can't, you can't be like, like, they just waited, you know,
like a sat there and waited. I don't know if they go towards them. And then we were in a bad spot,
like, just a bunch of news. It's not why you can do it like that. Like, the right play would have been
for us to just sit there and wait, you know, yeah, that's for which, who wants to do that. I got a few,
I was like, how many warehouses are there?
Because the blue ping was on a house.
Yeah.
There was one in the warehouse, and then there was one in the house.
Because if you two in the house, and one in the warehouse.
I see.
There were actually two in the warehouse.
There were two in the warehouse.
I felt like the warehouse didn't need to be marked, because it was the only one we weren't at.
And then there's two.
There's two.
There's three warehouse.
There's three warehouse.
Well, yeah.
But we included three warehouse.
You were in the center of course.
I got mad on that one.
probably get a rangel again if I had to guess they're gonna bless us because they know that we want it
shit
got it less
looking second best second best map
oh yeah
give it and give it
isn't it doesn't it's a simple question
and I pubg it to me is the top of the mountain it's the tipi top
I can mean the four of us have not played arc Raiders.
I think I honestly
I feel like the game's popularity as someone who
who played it and enjoyed it for a bit is like a
psi-op from 2025. Like it doesn't feel real anymore.
What does that mean? What's a psi-op from 2025?
It feels like something like it's existence and popularity
feels like something I read about that did not live through.
Okay, coming more.
I honestly, I think PUBG just clears it in every way because there's actually like stakes
in the game, whereas in our creators you kind of like drop in wherever you want and then
just loot a bunch of stuff and then leave.
There's a bunch of people in the game.
And as anyone kills here you go online and post online.
Yes.
So if anyone shoots you in the game or you shoot anybody in the game, you're a bad person.
this is not a game where you shoot people as a game where you drop in and grab
computer chips so that the next time you go in you have a bigger bag to put
more computer chips in.
Donna, okay.
It is it is like it's it was always a Tarkov people who didn't want to play
Tarkov.
So like, well, it's better than Tarkov, so let's start right there.
But it really isn't as different though because like, I agree it's not.
It's a Tarkov is just a better game in almost every way except for like maybe
anything like on the technical side of things.
You think like a 12-year-old game would work when it finally releases, but that's what
can you do.
But like all the actual game stuff is just way better.
And there's like way more of it, too.
There's more maps.
There's like, there's just, it's the same game but more, not even better, you know?
So what's, what's the psi-out part of it?
It doesn't feel real.
It is weird how popular.
I give it a thing like how popular it is, it had like a card and say the spire that was like
in stain popularity for the calendar year and then when January 1st hit the buff war off.
That's interesting.
So this following meta is so good. I've never dropped like this in my life.
I believe that.
He's right, you know, I'll get mouth is warehouses. I know he's in. Yeah, yeah
I'll say like not having a backpack. I want to eat this late. That's tough
Oh, couldn't meet me. I have a level three, so well done. Good job. Nice work. Level two. There's another two level two vest and how am I on my thing?
Oh, Melf is the lootler. You, you got the lootlock man.
Thank you. Not luck, brother. I'm like the money ball guy of this. Um, I'm Jonah.
You go. Just get on base.
That's on Jonah.
Not a good person.
You know, like in my think.
Good person.
I keep my mouth shut. He didn't do that shit to me.
Wow.
I talked about
He's participating. He's participating. Yeah, I'll tell you that with that interview he did with their reporter was that a worker or a shoot?
I legitimately have no idea what you're talking about
The report when he got mad at the reporter was that a work or a shoot?
This is like two things. I don't want his. I don't understand the reference to the others. I don't know wrestling. So
It's like don't know how to answer your question
the
is where you got mad at the reporter
no that's what I'm down to you is that I don't
remember I can't remember because I don't
think I have a side it's like that's
incredibly very why would you say that
that's incredibly root will be
listen what did they say I don't
remember what they found it's
remember I'm getting mad I'm like as
he really matters he think bad
the
same thing with the other guy Michael Sarah's chin
Michael Sarah's chin
he got mad at a port I don't know if it was a worker shoot
it's easy to get mad at reporters I don't know if that's like I did
like they're annoying type beat you know
there's another guy who who gets mad at reporters
I don't know what you're talking about, right?
And you know what's crazy? I think those are
works or shoots. Well, that's what I was thinking. I was trying to remember which ones
real and which ones fake
Which like quote well, no, no, no, because like it's a wrestling thing like work a
shoot is like when you're putting on hairs
I think
Could you be here?
That good?
Where is it the opposite?
Because you get what you get jobbed.
I know that.
The jobber.
Jobber, it's a thing in economics and stuff too.
A shoot is real.
I will say, if you're a famous person and you are not like a politician or someone in the
world view and you're just like an actor or something. You should be allowed to get mad at reporters
because like you don't need like you're just that you're just doing like you're just an actor.
You're not important, right? You should be important enough for a reporter in the first place.
So there's not a problem I can be showing me, bro. And then I asked me questions about like,
why do I get skinny and fat over and over? Like it's kind of crossing time.
like, just because I got a movie that like Netflix is going to dump out and no one's ever
going to see him is going to disappear from the public consciousness in like less than less
than its runtime like now I got to answer like what my most traumatic childhood memory is like
chill out Jimmy Fallon.
That's Jimmy Fallon.
Good one.
That's Jimmy Fallon.
He's Jimmy.
I had water this morning.
That's his reaction.
He's famous for the laughing.
The laughing.
There's more famous than zombie board.
He.
I would say so.
There's zombie board.
Can I go in the back of this truck?
That's how I'm be Lord.
I don't know how I'm be Lord.
Oh, oh, oh.
Yeah.
We're going streaking.
Oh, Markson damn buildings, whatever blue.
This thing, I think, got much.
Yep.
I'm giving her all she's got.
Captain, I'm giving her all she's got.
I'm giving her all she's got.
I'm giving her all she's got.
Allen got like a bad rap and he wasn't as bad as people said but man I think I missed
judge the situation.
Sure.
Sure.
He should have touched with the hair.
It's been out of your people.
Also that being said I do not like Jimmy Fallon and I've come to terms with that.
So first I thought he was also kind of overhated.
He does have a great story on this community and some cars were getting coffee up
a so-a-jerry sign for where he was.
Well he goes to a baseball game with Jack Nicholson and then while he's eating like Jimmy
Fowl and his eating cracker jack and then he pulls out the toy and the toy at the bottom is a picture of his
snake.
And then without even looking at Jimmy Fowl and Jack Nicholson goes, you used to get a toy
made of real metal.
Now the prize at the bottom is a picture of a fucking snake.
I think that is like a it's mostly Jack Nicholson story, but it's a it's a great one.
It really is.
I'm suppressor for an AR if you need one.
And he said put the ball in the basket chief.
I used to.
You know, five easy pieces referenced from Dan.
That was I wasn't expecting that one.
Yeah, I want you to hold the chicken.
I want you to hold it between your knees.
In 1975, that was the meanest thing you could say to anybody.
People were like, I mean,
oh, I'm starving.
I cooked those nuts.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
Also, don't watch that movie, man.
That's the first movie I ever saw
where I like, grew into my day.
Now, that's anytime I turn on Netflix.
Sorry.
That's damn true.
You're going to be extra for X's.
Oh, I'm ready.
Oh, I'm a little mom.
Now I need a forks of all I got two piece.
Someone's close, blasted me, blasted me.
I don't know, I don't know, I see one, I'll move in right of blue.
Yep, he's moving down here.
Two up there.
I literally would have ducked the under his shot if he shot him.
Where are we going to play this?
I'm blue.
I'm going to be down there.
How?
Oh, I hit him.
I'm moving right.
I don't know if that's unlike him.
I'm just free.
I think they know I'm here guys.
Still I'm free, I'm blue.
Oh, I hit him in the head. I don't know he's not dead. He shouldn't have me. I only got a 3x to kill here. He'll also tree on yellow
10 next to yellow
He's moving down from his on orange. Look guys moving for orange. He got away
He's on I'm in trouble. I'm just gonna go on the left
Press yellow tree off. I keep hitting them doing big damage
the guy was running the milk of the length of the yellow guys began orange.
You got a flanking angle on me. I'm going to try to get back to you guys. I can't
stay in back here. I'm going to drop around blue.
He's kind of by.
I'm in the building.
I can't believe I got in.
is one thing but getting into the building was huge.
Yeah, I don't have vision of them.
Oh, I do.
He's pushing, he's pushing.
Hit him.
Okay, I'm pushing right.
Yeah, he's got nowhere.
He's got nothing.
He's right down here.
I'm going out the door.
Got him.
Not to the maze.
That's right.
Going to help.
Right.
Not to the mouthy.
It's still probably guy.
he's on uh he's got a bus two guys on orange
all he took what the fudge okay I'm safe here
like one is in a gilly suit around orange and the others just at the tree
I got your brother what the fuck should build his own head on down
oh I see the gilly suit guy they don't want to scope
He's on blue, I'm blue tree, and so on.
That one's moving, orange is moving.
Oh, good shooting. Nice.
Gilles is moving right here, he's on rock now, he's on rock.
The rock further than the one that I marked.
Blue? Still?
Yeah.
Oh my god, he's still got it sometimes.
Okay, do you can help me besides saying blind and yikes?
I'll take help.
6x10 god.
A big equals round by.
Yeah, I think it drops like items and shit.
Look at that.
Perhaps I'm fucking something something but I'm gonna shoot it just in case.
Okay, I need that one big Lee.
you like that ammo box when you got in the extra 4X is there anything no I'm in the
same boat I think one of the guys that I killed oh shit yeah I didn't even loot the fellas
else up there slurping hop at the one guy he slurpler had a beat up level 3
I don't know where the other guy died trying to make sure not get them run up on them
Jackals
Why did not loot the dude that I killed? I gotta go loot that guy
Do we team wipe?
Yeah
the
new home
you're not a r stop you there's so many
guests to tag one for me
me by the ring
you tag it thank you
sub-sville i'm in a level one home
PNC 2023 trailblazer glasses
I'm very down.
Supposedly original guys. Yeah, yeah, we're safe here.
Don't forget the top smoke.
None smoke some afraid.
Just pick up the freaking out of it.
Don't see him. I like I heard the shots.
Yeah, they were similar heir to the Gilly suit guy.
make me a bit more uphill.
Drawing fire?
He got his little kill and he's happy with it, but otherwise he's not peeking out.
Well, that's bad.
Yeah, right down there.
And where did that behind the still more?
That's a great question. You draw a fire with three peaks or more.
I mean, I'm a three-peak fire guy.
I think three. Yeah, he had to do three.
Four. He run the risk of actually thenally like, oh, that's Bart Simpson.
Fire is really hard. I guess like, I'm not good at drawing.
And anyway, but every time I draw a fire, I think I know what I'm doing.
But I'm doing it and then I end and I'm like, Oh, God, I just fucking below chunks man's up looking like some kind of vegetable or something
Real quick when you say draw fire. What do you mean like you said a pain in a piece of meat or a draw?
Oh, not draw like fire in the game.
That's what it means though actually
We got we got two parachuters west-ish pretty far, but
But
We 27 alive, man
Special man all this right soon. Oh
It's just a very small
I'm waiting for mouth to say sandhawk to a no that's Ryan's
Okay, I got bad news about this circle the whole week. Oh, no, that's good news
Just sell my rock wait. We get a shit. What?
That should doesn't happen on our angel.
Only one way to find out.
Back one pick one best country in the world for food.
Oh my god.
You can see you.
Italy?
I think Italy is a great choice.
I think Italy is a great choice.
I think Italy is a great choice.
I think Italy is a great choice.
I think Italy is a great choice.
I think Italy is a great choice.
I think there's a few that make it to the short list.
Maybe Spanish. Japan is going to be up there for sure.
Michigan? North Dakota?
Michigan and North Dakota probably up there.
Again, what's a Michigan regional dish?
That is a nice restaurant.
Yeah, is that it? They got anything else?
You got all kinds of something. We got Detroit deep dish. I don't like it, but people like it. I love Detroit smells my best my favorite style
I don't like it. It's not pizza. It's a it's a brick of cheese, man. I don't want that
They use brick cheese
No, when they deliver the pizza to you, it is a square piece of cheese. It's all cheese.
That's good.
It's all right, every now and then if you get a corner piece, I'm not going to lie.
No, he's right, he's right.
I mean, a good Detroit still has some nice good kind of fluffy crust.
I'm the always the last to load in so I'm waiting to hear the gasp of a rangel someone's gasping
This cop guy looks like Kevin B.X.A
Now what is this
I think Mark Summers is up to nowadays.
I'm trying to get through winter.
Who's Mark Summers?
Hey guy, I've been doubled there.
That through water at hurt Reynolds.
Oh, you don't want to do that.
Mark Summers?
Yeah.
That's the homey.
I think he's doing, Mary.
What if anyone doing you know?
If you were a game show host in the 90s you had it made.
You should have for work. You did 30 minutes of working.
You're done.
I don't think that's how games shows are filled.
Well, even better, you do want to make a working.
You're offered like two years.
I do think it'll be in the host of the jeopardy.
Sounds like basically no work.
Yeah.
I mean, it's rich for a streamer to say that.
Let's just pre-move the obvious counter.
But like
What's crazy too is you know Ken Jennings is probably out there going like oh, I got it. It's not that easy. I got to put a suit on
The thing is like vano whites doing all the work. What's his face is just staying in out there right now the card
You got to respect Ken Jennings though for being like the goat and then being like well, I guess it's just my show now
Okay, so first off he's not to go but he's up there don't give me wrong. Oh, he's kind of the goat because the other guy threw
No, no, James James is the goat, Brad's the goat, Kens in the running. Don't give me wrong. Hey, Brad's score is still on there.
I don't know.
It's name is Brad's score. Bro, Bro is trying to come at me doesn't even know the meme, man.
I don't know the meme, man.
I don't know the meme.
But it is amazing to be so good at the game show that they make you the host.
You just first need the original host to be like, I don't believe that vaccines do anything.
do anything. And then you need like the second host to keep posting or
credible stuff on Instagram and then all of a sudden they go with a person you
should have had the job to begin with. It is kind of a thing you was like
probably the right guy. I got off the rip and they really really tried not to let him
be the guy. I did it everything they could. Wait, who was the replacement? It was
It was blossom, right? Yeah, I'm doing an a.m. B.O.L.
She did her ding-dung a good job.
I don't know if the job she did was good or anything. Maybe it was the other stuff she was doing.
It was not good. I don't remember. It was always posts and stuff.
I was I was gonna say like if you're gonna be like that you shouldn't be posting but Ken Jennings do be posting a lot. Really?
Yeah, I mean it's good stuff, but he like he's still posting. He's more than you get on.
Yeah, that's a bad circle. We want to land some more closer.
There's no or closer where it's even a good or certain.
Well, there's a vehicle right here, so I'm going.
You can have your warehouses.
You can just say I want to go to the warehouse.
I don't like mine.
I'm going to land it.
Orn?
You don't have autopilot then.
I've turned it off by accident.
I press that.
I know. I'm going to the doors blue.
I'm going to make it.
But like you can honestly just, we can spread it around here.
It's not a lot of people who know that.
I'm gonna be a call.
Those things that people love.
It's me, me, me.
One?
It's my favorite air-rhythmic song.
Ormon.
Ormon.
Because they both have on.
Yeah.
Is there a good air-rhythmic song that is still, you'd be like, I think they're, they're
were good ones and now it's time to go on.
People hate air-rhythmic so much.
I'm going to use the one here is Miss Song, I like to use the one here.
Dream on is all right. I think it's good. I'm not going to put on airs, but by virtue of being the one good
air, Miss Song is now entered heavily overplayed territory. That's fair. It was almost there.
They're suffering from success a little bit, I think. All right, the real best air.
Miss Song is banana, banana, banana, look in my eyes.
What are you seeing?
That's not color uh, what's the color?
In the color.
You're a single guy.
A manual man.
And I can't do like that song.
Great guitar.
It's all.
It goes on for a bit.
Like when you repeat the same like riff over and over again, it's like, come on.
Neumas.
That's what's called the real.
That part's really good, but like I get real stick of the Dunanan Land.
Dunanan Land.
There's to play that part too many times.
I know I'm struggling with the chords you can tell you three.
Oh, do the rest of that song gets crazy. Is that many in an M24 year?
Top of game.
Wait a minute, ma'am.
Because I've done this solo that song, which is like...
Is a whole solo, man.
I have a could you do it in guitar here as the question.
I think they put it on.
I didn't.
I don't know F.C. guys, but now is it crazy?
They think that we don't know ball when it comes to guitar here.
I literally got like 22 euros.
I'm putting that in.
No, I'm just saying.
Oh, he must.
But there's no chance.
He's probably so bad.
We're literally.
Well, I can't speak for you, mouth because I think you were also studying.
But at least in my house, all we did was play like.
That's all.
Oh, my buddy and I, we just, we, and he was guitarist drums and we were gold star in like there was no to mile.
Was your buddy's name?
Alan.
I'm not a singer.
Let's see up to now.
Oh, he's actually in the porn industry.
Really?
No, maybe I don't know.
I haven't talked to him since, unconfirmed.
Why not?
Sources of saying he might work as a pornographic actor.
I mean, the real guitar hero goes on, that was a
Thiffs of Delgarment, and that shit.
Yeah, that's the last thing I could do to do to do to do to do to do.
They will not stop telling me that Eric Johnson is performing in Austin.
Like, I get it. He performs here a lot.
I did my phone, like, spot if I shut up.
I don't need to hear that.
Those sounds are a super punch out enemy.
What about the type of guys that know every name of every singer and every band?
Like, how do you guys know all these people's names?
Aaron Johnson. Aaron Johnson is the band, bro. It's pretty bad. He is the band. Yeah, what do you mean he is the band?
It's the song is clips of Billver by Eric Johnson. Eric Johnson is to
Eric Johnson as Lee Von Helm is to the band.
What the heck is that to do with Dover's soul, man? What are you talking about?
I just put the door to the door to the door to the door to the door. For sure.
He's telling no lies on that one.
Damn red dot, man. I've heard of Eric Clapton, but I don't know what's his name?
There's a, there's a, and what about Eric,
Clapton, Eric, Clapton not in the band.
What about Eric Crumpton?
This is color, say.
Wait, Nick Crumpton, Eric.
Eric Crumpton, you don't remember Nick Crumpton.
What did you guys talk about?
Yeah, I was like, I'm not going to speak.
I'm going to speak.
You should have said it, you know what?
You have to know that. You guys are talking about lemon party. You don't know Nick
Crumpton. Look at us, no Nick Crumpton. Is that your own sea guy? No, you guys
cannot ride the hands on the ground. I don't know Nick Crumpton, man. It's color
stay popping it's every day bro with that Disney channel flow I thought that was
Jake Paul it is Nick Trump today is the third version that he did so I'm sure
yeah oh keep on we don't we don't we don't we don't we need to okay we don't
all that you've already I mean no one wants to be in a car that ain't moving
but it's ther so far away we're going across the bridge on one
that might go wolf's bay and just hit the third man
they think the random doesn't have as much sense anymore does it
what are you gonna go off the night of the seven kingdoms
I find my list you know I just haven't gotten to it yet
still get away through the pit five minutes of the time
it's good
I'll catch up because I think they're only on season two episode four. I'll get there
Oh, it's on the shoot
Might be my own team. Oh, Dr. Robby. He's crazy for that one. They'll come on Dr. Robby. Can't be too long. Dr. Robby like Dr. Hammer Robbie. What did he do this time?
Oh, he's always making those those jokes. He was making those rat puns in the last episode when the rat's got loose
see another hospital administrator she was not does she look like she did have I don't think so
bro she's concerned about their yelp score whatever yeah Dr. Margo Robbie
anyone want to take that one no you're gonna see whether he hides them um the only thing I ever see is
like I don't want to say what I see about that movie yeah they're they're they're made marketing
it is a as a steamy film for sure. Yes, but like all the interviews and pictures and stuff they're like
They're not play acting. They kind of do that on Oscar Isaac Jessica Shastain sort of thing. Yeah, maybe it could be a work or a shoot
I don't know which one it is. It's keeping you on my toes. No, they might have bought them for a beast like me
They literally might just be Australian
Oh, no.
It's not hard.
It's the most right for Dan Karnan.
Oh, I could snap that.
I could snap that.
Oh, I'm the flow.
No, I'm Chad.
I know they're Australian.
I mean, the them being Australian could explain their behavior as well.
I can't imagine you were already in the middle of the game.
You guys see Splintsville?
No.
Pretty good.
I don't know what Dan is laughing at him already.
He's the same engine like Nick Crumpeter or something, and he's been gone under things.
Oh, there's a technique I can't make you look like a human being that's so soft
Oh, I wish I was laughing out right now
He's giving like a bad who says don't do no longer good. I mentioned a new blue
Honestly like maybe they knew blue
Why did they call it blue tooth? Could have been so many other things.
I'm not sure if I can do red blue teeth.
Yeah, too many blue berries.
Really?
Yeah, before inflation.
I don't know.
Bring the long ship. Come pick me up. The y'all's got grills.
I think I'll do that.
Just off the top of your head.
You're right.
You might have time I had, and I'm like out of there right now.
I mean, look at this.
I saw that one.
I'll take it in.
She drew a click.
She drew his boys.
Triple-crack.
Oh God.
That's fine.
Just blow through it.
Chat, my algorithm is not crazy, okay?
It's Roman Reigns, everyone in New York and Nickachene Bros.
Do you have a one a see your own like NSA profile or whatever?
Like just because you want to see what they think about it.
Yeah.
Wait, what's an NSA profile?
It's like the government spy agency that's fine and everyone at all time.
And they will clear the agency.
Why would they ever spy on any of us?
There's no reason to stand.
Well, I think positions.
So why do you think why would there be a profile on me or you?
They're just one 100th of one cent to just keep the data in the ledger
Yeah, they don't even date this probably get it from someone else, you know?
But like what does it say?
And a hundred dollars on CSGO cases and played Fortnite
Like what is it saying?
It's giving what will be the kind of stuff you've got something to hide energy
Yeah, it's not like I think there's going to be anything bad
And there's just like I want to see what they got like how thorough is it, you know?
You know, I just don't think we're that important that there's a profile on us. No, I don't think I'm sorry
I'm not a bad person of a penny to a guy a guy a guy. What's your pennies? Orange are right to left. Oh, okay
Oh, this seems a laser. I see what people use it
I love them. Oh
I'm not nice now.
Is he still up there?
I'm pushing him. I didn't see anybody's of his.
I'm a player close.
Come on.
Slaggy.
Thank you.
He came for my pillow though.
He's got a forex if anybody needs.
I do. I do need a lot of drinks.
Unless someone else needs it.
It's a better shot than me.
It's not just like I don't know if it has the profile either.
Like every advertising and data company as well also has it.
Well, that I understand because they're trying to make money.
But like you think that we're in terms of the government's track loss
and spending five cents on us is not it's or not that important.
Some heels or you will not get past unless you drop some heels for me.
Thank you.
There are tons of heels up here.
We haven't even taken any damage.
Why?
Why?
in the forest. Okay, you had one healed him? Well, I didn't want to use it. I know you're
staying in there, but people give very conspiracy theory about stuff like this, but it's
not even like, like it just is happening, like it was like leaked. That was the whole fucking
note-in thing, man. So show me my profile and I want to see that. That's what I'm saying. I want to see
it. That's what I'm saying. There's nothing on it. Mine's blank. No, brother, no. Fan of England is
my shitty nick cromptons number one fan just shooting just down here. We're dead
center the circle guys I don't know why you're like we're around like chickens
to head cut off right now like what do you want to see what do you want to learn
brother oh yeah I let you up that's right oh you I was like damn that dude must have like
10 quick draws on his gun because he he had terminator hands and he shot me like five
We've got to be the bozos just hiding the building and look at this is the mini trench
It's perfect top of the hill. You can lay prone is big enough for the four of us
Okay, don't even know
Then pick up from from here
I
Chinese music in the
Banion trees
You're gonna go red dot man red dot
You're at the dude ranch. Oh, thank you. Oh
Don't think I want to say as someone said his dance stupid and the other person
So, he's pretending.
So, said, said first time,
the only thing I'm mad about is the person
said first time, I didn't put duck smoke as a emo.
That's the only thing I'm mad about, man.
Come on, let's perfect duck smoke time.
I know who you were.
I see your names.
Dan, I'm going to mark a spot
that you should get into.
And I think we're, like, unkillable in here.
Okay.
It's marked as we speak.
I got a hair, say profiles on every chat,
or how's that?
All right.
It's a puppy sniper kind of close.
I got you got which I got you I got this or you got that door
The car oh yeah first you know
You can write up oh my god
Geez gonna wear out the chassis on that thing oh they got in the other oh wait there's a
The third B-way man, you got to just
And it could lead lead these bodies and then put them outside. Yeah, so that would go have to
People don't know that there's any danger in here
Also, I think I found my gun boys M249
And needs it if you ever see one
So I was pulled the MP5 is broken and yes fair right?
Right, so I picked it up and it is just a gun that doesn't have any recoil and does a lot of damage and has a lot of bullets
I can see the point we've been sleeping on SMGs in general to be honest and mp5 and um both very solid at close range
All right, that's who's stepping who steps are them? I'm outside now. Yeah, okay
I mean best
the
one
one possibility
this rock right here
other one he had an angle right here
waywayo hidden angle i i i popped out a killem right here like you see it from here you can definitely see me but i can't see you that's a little dangerous
I
wonder if I could get on the shelf instead
by boost the jump on me I boost you I think one one person even like right here
like because if you sit here right look at me if one of you sits here
like they have to come in that door to have an angle they can't see you from outside the door
unless they're like way up on the tree there.
My king.
Oh my god, this is the perfect therapy spot, bro.
And you can see both doors and they can't see you.
Yep.
I mean, they'll definitely see about.
That's okay.
We don't have the element.
We don't have the element of surprise if you do this, you know?
People aren't going to be surprised that people are in a building.
You have to, you know, you guys just want to see the last one.
You can see the poor people that fell over to us right now.
Your box.
Anyway.
We're going to get a circle boys.
We're going to get a circle.
Of a blessed circle with one dress for sure.
East and south.
Lots of action.
They all got to come this way and there's steps
I'm not gonna be able to exist where are you?
Now if there's a box spot right here, just gotta be careful then or forget all these spots suck
We just ate we just ate
8.
Okay.
I ate a guy outside.
Now we need to start clearing here and now a little bit.
We've got a good turtle at turlet though.
Eastern so and I'm going to throw that moody is going to come with.
Yes.
I would like to come with.
Let's get up high though.
Like let's go like.
We have full full.
There's like a power or something.
I like that millennial steely Dan. I'm a fool to do a quirky twerke.
I don't like what I do. You're a quirky twerke.
No, that's pretty good.
How do that feel to get your bit processed?
But that felt good.
Also, if you typed in minus 2 and you have a Hollow Knight icon next to your neighbor.
It's time to touch and grasp.
We're going to use the blue to our advantage or sketch well between these two rocks.
You therapy advantage and then just quit forward.
Huge.
I don't know what to do.
You're a quirkator.
Oh yeah.
It's funny because like the line between a good word play joke and the worst word play joke
of all time is very fuzzy, like sometimes people will be like,
that's me, what I'm at the DMV and I'm like, that's a funny thing I've ever heard.
And sometimes people are like, oh, oh, me, what I open the fridge and I'm like,
you are fucking stupid, you're a bit just, that's the dumb, that's a cringiest cry
for attention I've ever seen in my entire life.
We're switching when this top 12, top 12.
It's very winnable if we just...
Blocking?
Yeah.
Yeah.
We've got this whole section coming on our own here, but let's
look what the blue down here.
A little bit more.
Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on.
There's a little stick.
Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on.
I'll move a bit.
Aw, do, do, do, do.
Thank you.
I'm waiting for him right over to save fire.
We got it.
With your fire in man, there's not a lot of...
I'm not, we can move up now.
We can move up now.
Is there I think they're just like downhill orange?
Good, I was at a team to tell why.
So there's five left so at least two teams.
Ah, we looked, let's go to the other state uphill.
I'm really worried about that idea.
I love that idea.
Yeah, yeah.
Definitely going to be a team in those buildings.
No, I'm scared that first pick up a tree right here, I can tell.
Well, look at this trench man.
Trench.
Trench alert.
Oh, trench.
and
they're going to be down here this tree
by rock or tree up top on blue
not for long it's on the guitar is the CF
the gates can scare him out
I threw smoke at him
That could be a solo guy, honestly.
Probably going to be careful of other direction.
Oh my god he hit you directly with the Molly.
Take a chance at that rock run.
Yeah, I'm trying.
He's not safe, but we got to be really careful.
Oh no, he's going to get me.
That's totally my bed.
I'll try to give some interviews.
There are push-and-ass.
from where we came? Holy cow. Just freak out on orange and yeah we can
RJ dam. Suppied on yellow you. Yellow rock thing, boom, it's all you
power. They circled us. Team rank number four. There were three other teams. We should
to just stay, do we should just stay there, you never know.
Where's she we just stayed?
Where we were, we basically ran in between all three things there.
Yeah, but you don't, you don't know.
Those are the guys who are fighting.
We could have got the drop-on on them, you know.
That's where she goes.
All cop, I just ran into a guy.
You got some winsin?
There was a guy there, I ran into him.
the
mark out on the public's
mark out
is
a
I don't care about the message. We're in the here in the now, Dan.
I'm a read it to you. I'm a read you. Hey, this is good. I just got to be off by two.
What if it's our last screen, then? Don't you want to go see before you go?
What?
Did you use boys?
Did you?
I'd luck out there.
I'd luck out there, boys.
Did you?
Bro looks like he's from Pego anyway.
Ugh.
Why does he just mute and not leave the call?
No, this is weird.
It is crazy.
There's like no bro's passion.
Yeah.
Like his PC was running eyes.
He could like 22 frames per second.
I don't want to know what the half-sword stream looked like.
Ugh.
That's true, he does just walk away from the computer, like Jeff Mangom at the end of
airplane over the sea, squeaky-ass chair, and we'll want to end one now, one now, you're
I'm not going to get a lot out of me in this last hour I apologize, sorry, I'm just
pretending to just need this bear, uh, you guys see, uh, watch all the good movies,
you guys see no other choice yet?
No.
Really good, really good movie.
I had no other choice.
Yeah, they say that a lot.
I had another choice tonight.
Oh, I chose, I chose.
Yeah, we have one day night to see a movie as I have about Marty Supreme.
She called me and raised me and know other choices and you know what?
That's fine.
We go see know other choice Park Chom, Luke my goat.
Plus Marty Supreme coming to PVOD, February 8th or something anyway.
That'll be fine.
So is the run to NATO scores?
First off, the Malania run to NATO scores are so funny,
because it's all bots.
It has like a 2% critics and like a 99% regular audience.
But how do they bought the critics though?
Oh, you mean, Bob, like George Soros paid the critics to give the movie a
No, it's not.
No, it's not.
Instead of a, it's not a dissimato that a dissimato is a dissimato.
George Soros paid the critics to give it the green smudge instead of the shiny red
tomato.
It's so rifley, aren't it?
It was just funny because I was reading the reviews and they were all like exactly
four sentences long perfect punctuation like this movie is good the director did a great job and I like the scene
sub with monga in them.
Play is is is funny man.
A lot of you state the obvious you know how bad a movie has to be to be a rodent on rodent
tomatoes much less like a two percent.
Yeah.
Pretty banner yes.
Like they're calling ship peak so this must be fucking.
Yeah, what's worse than shit? I don't know, man.
Big shit?
Big shit. Sometimes that's only like a split between the audience and the critics these days.
Because they're like, there's some movies that the critics love and audience. They're like,
oh, that's just socks. I'm going to start giving people a punit square when I meet them.
And the axes are going to be two movies. How do you feel about the last Jedi and how do you feel about Melania?
And I'll tell you one thing, if you make the last Jedi and you love Melania, you will be
politely but firmly asked to leave the premises as soon as possible.
Ahhhh!
That marked his envelope.
And chickens came home their roost bro.
Yeah, that's a huge group with that.
Okay, let's go. He was alone actually, by the way. It's Russian. Stream sniper energy.
I'm realizing. What? Not to give a backpack?
I do. There's another one. Can you explain why you ran by that smoke grenade without picking
it up then? No, I just got the backpack.
All right, explanation, explanation, text, oh, I see him.
Where is he?
Uh, he was at the half wall.
I have no optic for my gun, but he was at the half wall.
I don't know, maybe go in the half wall, I'll give him the fucking iron site.
Head shy, I'm okay.
Off-lash him out from the backside.
Like magnesium sulfate.
He's at the backside.
He's back at the house and he's in the house back closer to the smoke your tongue.
U.S.
Good job, good job.
So I get something to laugh.
I get excited and grow.
Well, Cardinal Roll that you constantly yell that's about crazy that you are currently
breaking it.
You know you were down. I'm sorry. Look at my fucking sunglasses, bro.
You see my sunglasses, bro? I look like you chase off from the gungham style music video.
I'm going fucking fire right now.
It's gonna be a good last hour, bro. What's your favorite movie on Dojo in episode?
I like the one when they have Jack Black.
I don't care if that makes me an imperialist pig.
Oh, I think I had no idea what your time was because I think I've seen it.
because I think that's a great thing and they go wow that's the thing.
I don't want to play into this narrative, but like cultural appropriation goes crazy
when you don't have like a 43-year-old aunt from Minnesota on your Facebook feed
going that's cultural innovation. You think they'd be like, don't do you
came to that that's cultural approach appropriation. Then you get Jack Black on
the Korean show and well the culture's being appropriated. They're like, this is
awesome. He's a piece of appropriating our culture.
They'll have like a stocking over his head or something, too. It's just, it's, they
do that as some. Oh, yeah. Yeah. So crazy. And I don't know how Jack Black
Like the position that he was in because he was like he was like a loved guy
He was like that he was quirky, but no one gave him too much shit about it
And you know, I can make it a back
Is he making it back?
If I'm being real with you. I mean absolute power corrupts absolutely. I do think he maybe got a little too high off the Super Mario
Sash Minecraft Steve money and he was like, I don't know this. I think it's a lesson all of us could take about you know
Oh, the slave we got to go by the question to read Max, but I'm marking somewhere a little
spicy just because like I don't got no loot so I've got to go and loot somewhere, you know?
I'm not sure you're going to do this.
What you got to do?
I don't know if I don't know what am I doing.
Yeah, that's fair.
When Kyle forgives him man, then I'll give him-
Yeah, I think they're going to make it back.
They better.
Still be listening to a lot of to make sure to get a fuck about not watching from
you, Panda, tell you that much.
Anyone tells me to watch Kung Fu Panda, I'm like, I'll grow, turn on the news.
We're not fucking with that dude right now.
What's his name, PyGow?
I don't know this one.
That's the game though, I play bad, I don't think it's good, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
over here the tenacious the demo take from 1995.
Nope.
Everything sucked in high school.
So I moved to the Middle East.
Oh my god.
I kicked ass with the creationer.
I took on their belief system.
I don't know that one. That's a client.
No, I don't know that one.
Let's get across.
That's a bum.
How are we good?
Jaden is a really bad businessman saw me in the wrong.
That's along with the Millicunous Music video.
I'd be sure you say when you're warming up to immensely appropriately on stage.
Millicunous Music video.
Milikkunus music video inverted triangle. Milikkunus will warm up.
Oh, you can't drive in here, Ryan.
Driving the type of shit that people put ducks on your windshield.
Doesn't drop out, could it, if you gotta be careful.
It's starting to fall.
It's starting to fall off.
I know it's a pity.
It's so funny if you were on makes some noise
a Lord game changer or something I'd be sick. I'd vouch for you.
That's just a changer. A game changer. See you next time.
The game changer is the only one I would want to be on because like I don't think you need to be like an improv legend
to be on the game changer because they actually have like games sometimes. I would
guess would would fucking like I would I would implode if I ever tried to do like make some noise man.
That's like the hardest shit. I told you falsely that I know nothing about dropout.
I know exactly one thing about dropout, which is it's not even their fault because I'm trust me
I know how you can't judge a person just by one person in the audience but when I was still using Reddit
It suggested like an R slash dropout thread to me. That was basically like the subtext of it was like is anyone else hate the one guy on the show because he's rich
and then all of the comments were like why do you hate him and then the OP was like
I think it's not good to be rich.
I think being rich is bad and I hate him.
So two of the communities credit, they were like,
nah, I think he's like pretty funny, actually,
but they were having a bad day.
Who were they talking about?
I have a time like the rich guy on the whole thing.
And even though he made some joke about possibly
like owning a car or something like that,
and then it all fell apart.
I mean, I like that that guy that owns the whole company also works and hosts multiple
shows and is like part of the company as opposed to just sitting there and being like,
make money for me, you peasants?
Wow, that's a co-op, right?
So, he's got to get his fingers in the go.
I don't know, I just assume they're stunned.
You told me what to do.
I got bad news I got to go to the house, there's no way I was going to say I was going to say we're at our good friend now, but that is not true
What do you see in the gas at me here?
I'll be living for the kind of shit that makes you come down soon too.
How do you do this stuff when I did dense and come on me?
Can we just go back to that later?
Because like he says stuff like that intentionally sometimes to like, you know,
it's through the pile a little bit.
That one was so accidently.
You could tell it immediately.
I'm hearing that the owner is I don't like to use this term.
I was going to say, klepto baby. What's it called?
It's neppony.
Neppony.
He is the son of Bill Clinton's is secretary of the
Bill Clinton's orthodox rabbi, right?
Something.
He interrupted me.
So there was a low-odd stance I was going to get through with all in the first place.
Secretary Labor Secretary Labor but that's okay because that this would make him the second right
Right, which is okay
What I do that about this thing for the show as we speak bro
Now you'd kill it you could I think you could do yeah. I don't look
I don't think any of us are cut out for make some noise. I'm be real. What I could do it. I kill like give me something
I believe Malcolm is a noise.
I've watched enough of it give me give me a thing I'll do it.
Row in the Jets are down 3-2 and make some noise comes on at the Canada life arena.
I come home, I'll go and woo!
Can't wait so much.
I've already met that.
They pulled up, Ryan.
Oh my god, they all pressed the hill at the same time I'm dead.
Awesome.
They're like fucking pack animals, man.
I got 5 words for you.
Help is on the way.
Oh, they might be a...
The planet has a lot of minerals.
It's a 10-year illegitimate.
It's been lit in some pretty awesome shots.
I'm not saying that...
I'm not saying it's impossible to believe it.
I'm going up in death cam.
You're going to die.
Oh my god.
I almost did the coolest thing.
I think he's off of him.
But I know.
They also got you with a good one.
Then it's a little system.
You see what they had on my end here.
Bear back.
I don't know what that's going to do.
Yeah, he's crazy
Okay, he's more of a line impossible to tell
I'm not gonna put that evil on him. He might just be awesome
That one was definitely the least suspicious one of the ones I've seen today, so
better tell you more about the other ones
than that one
I don't like saying now like I'm not kind of over it
I don't feel like I need to be like that.
Yeah, I was kicking every time.
But like, there were a couple today that were like,
ah, sometimes I just watch it and I look at the reaction in chat
and I go, okay, I'm not crazy.
You know, yeah, I've afforded them anyway.
Mm.
Give them a quick report.
I ran one on the mother.
I think that was sick.
Oh, nice, nice.
But the game doesn't do it, it's self-anyfavoriz though,
because like, it's a little bit of decent.
So like, you know, you'll be like looking around a corner and then you'll be dead before you even could like take a breath.
The death can always like, um, you're like, well, nice shot. I got to see that shot.
And then the shot is like them shooting six feet to your left and you're seeing you completely.
And it counts as a head shot.
You know, well, I guess I will, I will say this handhuckle and the that one guy who killed us all was staring at a rock and looking at us through the rock and like moving his camera.
But he couldn't see anything the whole time so there was like no reason for him to be moving his camera staring at us
That's rough
He is like yeah, he's like you know
He's a weird weird
Miramar
Yeah, fucking desert ass map man. I thought this shut this shit down after the whole
I don't really want to get into it but the hardy stuff
sometimes they don't make your hamburger a beautiful thing. Sometimes that's true.
Sometimes they give you the pickle, like the long pickle, but it's like right on the edge.
It's like, no, it's not a problem.
To be honest, I think.
And like I love pickles, but if it's mostly just the skin side, the end cut.
I'm like, can I get another pickle, please?
And then they look at you and it's like,
I do have, I have an interesting opinion on this, I don't know.
I think if you were to look at, you know, I like, within the sports team, you can quantify
like wins above replacement and stuff like that, as long as you trust the anonymous Twitter
account is making the advance stats.
Okay, fresh is not anonymous, okay.
What about Big Head hockey?
I don't know that guy.
I think the pickle on McDonald's hamburgers is like at least six bites above replacement.
The pickle is responsible for the top notes of the flavor.
On Tanya, you go, you get a big Mac, right?
You got all those potent things that make it good. You take them away.
They're just covering up for the patty.
Oh yeah.
The onions, you know, the special sauce, I guess the lettuce is better.
Oh, you mean covering up like you would rather not have them?
But you just take the patio by itself and you take a bite, you're like, oh, this is not great.
Oh, it's all the other elements.
Kind of tangent this bit a little bit.
Yeah, please.
I'm kind of, I'm kind of sick of how we let McDonald's and the rest of them kind of get away with the quality of their food in general.
Because I was having like shake-check the other day, you know, and I also tend to have it enough sometimes
They don't think of the liver or so
So he's tough usually you should have after the internet out
Yeah, yeah, but like I think most reasonable people who aren't annoying and like want to argue
We would agree that both shake-check and in and out are like way better than McDonald's
The way better
Yeah, okay, I'm glad that like we don't need to argue about that
about that. I've never had either of them, but yes. But like it's kind of annoying because
like Shake Shack and in and out are still like fast food. It's just like well-made fast food.
So you just look at McDonald's and you're like, what if you just like made it a little bit better?
Like how they do it? Because like in and out in Shake Shack aren't that expensive?
So Shake Shack aren't all expensive?
Shake Shack is really expensive.
It's not that much more expensive than like McDonald's.
But then after McDonald's whole family, a Shake Shack is like $60 US, which is insanity.
That might be a fucking Vancouver thing.
I don't know.
I'm getting a New York country, bro.
I don't know.
In and out is like maybe slightly more expensive than McDonald's.
Okay, but my point is that the gap in quality is much larger than the gap in dollar
spent for a big.
Okay, I could meet you there.
So like I just like, why are we, why do people still go there?
I know the not everyone has access to like an internet or a shake shack, but I'm just surprised
that like, you can just get a better burger
and it's the same food.
And it's just like, I'm not even trying to like,
be like, in and out's the best or anything.
It's just like, any time I,
because I still have McDonald's sometimes,
and every time I get it, I'm like,
well, why am I doing this?
I mean, like, I know reason for this.
I accept this as a real position,
but I, and because I've heard other people say it not just you,
but like, every time I eat McDonald's,
there's never been like a single ounce of regret
in my body or brain.
Like every second that I think a bite my brain is going like holy fuck yes McDonald's
I'm eating McDonald's very mouth. This is awesome
It's just I like you I think the real tellers if you just took apart the burger and just looked at all the pieces individually from like McDonald's and from like shake-shack and you can just look and be like this McDonald's Patty looks
It looks alien like it doesn't look like it's meat
You look at the shake-shack burger and you're like okay, this is like meat like it's like a crust on it
it looks like it's real neat.
The Shackburger is really good.
But I do need to also say again,
the Shackburger is like,
like my family can eat at McDonald.
I'm not trying to make like a,
or even to the shit.
But my family can eat at McDonald's
for like under $25 Canadian,
which is like,
oh, yeah, yeah, you're here's in the app, okay,
if you're using the app.
And what do me if they're one of the members
in my family is five?
So, yeah, but that is app.
those are our prices. Yeah. I got a, I'm going to, I got to take a peek and just see what,
what I'm like, like, a big Mac is versus a, for for me, on my, on my door dash. Because,
like, I guess I might be misled because like, door dash is always expensive no matter how
cheap the food you're ordering is. Yeah. So it always kind of evens out in a way. I did this.
Something's crazy already. Uh, a while ago is not at prices and rang out really upset with me,
But pound calorie for calorie the five guys double whatever their default double cheaper was actually cheaper than a big Mac
Outside of the app
It's a question I don't know
I guess I would rather have a better quality burger that is like more food and the food is also
So, better quality.
I mean, like, I'm texting by calorie though.
It's kind of crazy.
Right now, a big Mac at McDonald's is $7.
I'm rounding up at 6.89, but it's, it's, it's, we can all agree that seven bucks for a big Mac, right?
One more time.
For a big Mac, seven bucks.
We're going to shake-shack.
Okay, a shack burger is $12.
That's way more than I thought it was.
It does also do the thing where you're like, well, I don't go to shake-shack that often.
Of course, we're gonna get the combo and then maybe I'll get like a frozen custard as well.
So it has that kind of like additional order thing.
I don't do all. If I'm getting a burger and fries, it's burger and fries and we're stopping there.
Maybe maybe an extra fry if they kind of, if they're like an extra.
Unknown low fry count company.
I don't need all that. The burger is so filling, man.
I think the most filling thing you can eat, like it's just so thick.
I'm by the way, I'm with you on that 100% I was crashing down the discord over McDonald's cuz there's people in the discourse
Sorry if you're here and watching by the way, but they were saying stuff like well, I don't even McDonald's cuz it's not filling
I need two big max if you'll fall. I was like damn that's like no, you don't, man
That's like something
I I might agree with that. I don't just cuz I know that's a big max really and they're there's so weirdly light for a burger
I'm not saying it's full of real food. I'm just like you're like
They're like less than 550 calories, I think.
Yeah, that's like 1100 calories in burgers and all of me.
Like as much as the price difference between Shake Shack and McDonald's is,
like if you gave me one of each of those right now,
the Shake Shack burger would be like almost twice as heavy as the Dan Big Mac man.
I could, I could plus to that, I could believe it.
I also feel like, and this might not be you guys,
But I think that culture does young men dirty and like age 15 we start the male bond by like who can eat the most gross disgusting shit
But like your body doesn't forget. So you're like well when I was 16 I was eating three big max in a single sitting and now that I'm like
You know 40 years old. I need three big max to feel full and I'm like well you got to kind of you got to break that impulse because otherwise
I'm arguing with like a basically a 16 year old soul here
It was really a whole game about who could eat the most.
Yeah, it's like, yeah, who cares?
Sorry, I'm really 50-nugged guys, so I don't know.
I can't let you live that down.
I think retroactively, now that I know that I have some kind of
debilitating stomach condition that maybe I shouldn't have done all that,
you know, I shouldn't have seen it all the way.
I've got it because you stopped.
My mother's she probably wouldn't have any problems.
My only issue with people acted like I was eating slow.
I was the first to do it.
I didn't know it was a race.
I wasn't getting sending out the other people involved here.
Except Kate because she just glides and I don't like
she's glides about it.
I don't understand why that happened.
She did not eat 15, I guess that seems impossible.
With you and I'm not going to say this,
she should, I don't know whether this is not put like the number.
I stopped at 25 and for some reason,
She was like, no, you didn't. You stopped at 19.
Oh, no, no, she doesn't say you stopped at 19 and I believe because she's my wife.
So now I'm like, I just like, I, I, I,
neither number is impressive. So I don't know why you would think I would need to lie about it.
Like, like, that's not like 25's on the half.
It's not even like,
a little weird number to lie about, right?
No, that's true.
Good point.
I think I least I bump it up like 30 or something.
Oh, you have a shocking on it.
I'm trying to buy it.
I know.
Brian is Thanos.
Yep.
Draw fire.
Yeah, he's a good stripper.
Uh, yeah.
You got to, right?
I'll wait for the reviews to be on this.
That's it.
It's not going to be good.
It's my possible onboarding moment for the next phase.
Or getting off the ride forever.
Yeah, no.
Oh my god, it's going to be good.
Other seconds you're running running running, you guys we gotta go.
Okay, okay, he's right.
Um, the, uh, I watched like a YouTube video that popped up my feed that was like all of the prepped, like all the post credit seems in the lead up to the doomsday.
And I watched it and I was like, I don't know what the fuck is going on.
That's just like 80% of the clips were like hang clips and we all know he's out.
Yeah.
And then the last two were just like nothing.
I'm certainly staring where in the Sindel is out there for Mortal Kombat 3, that's a lot of
weird.
Well, the same rating, I think.
It's ten health everywhere, y'all.
But now they're like, you bring him back as an America, and it's like, why, like, we
go to the...
Like, because he sells people, love them.
I can ask you what it's right.
But when we need it more than ever, is the other thing.
Well, this there is two.
He's going to come back, he's like Captain Hydra, blah, blah, blah, blah, you know, we're like,
his whole big-leg all-the-stones in the hot he should have or
they better not bring the damn stone yeah they can't bring the stones back
no but there are people are not going that direction by the way the cars just do
and all that you stand
maybe we just get out behind no no no no no we're gonna shoot our tires and the
we're really gonna be stranded we can always get out after the shoot our tires up
and have no cover I'd rather get it where we have some cover
I've got a way very safely.
It's higher, a lot of fire.
Gonna pop.
I mean, I'll be real.
This thing wasn't steering very well with the tires, so I mean, it's blowing hard.
I'm just saying.
Shit.
It's scary.
Oh, no.
I'm talking about it.
I'm just saying that what how doom or something may be is, uh, because like Captain America went
back to play some and he fucked up, you know?
It's crazy.
That is mine.
That's how it places.
This is crazy how like, you know, they kind of fucked themselves, because in game was such a good conclusion.
Whether or not you like Marvel, like in game, wrapped it all up play nicely and the story is over now.
We can all go up and over still we're going to keep going.
Here's the thing though.
Dr. Doom is actually widely considered like one of the best Marvel villains.
Very kind of like an anti-heroes.
Oh, so that's the thing about like you look at Guardians of the Galaxy.
Nobody gave a frick about them before the MCU.
Um, well, I mean, they better prove it to me because every time I've seen Dr. Doom,
No, those movies suck, but that was, yeah, he's been like a bozo, like a mask and he's just like,
I don't know, Dr. Doom.
There's like, Julia McMahon.
Rip, Rip, people, talk.
Yeah, Nip, talk.
He's got you fucking got it. He fucking got the nip tuck joke. I mean
I
Just what we've had no build up. We had like so much build up for Thanos every like years
So it was like exciting and then like I don't know who the fuck Doom is. We haven't even seen him. What is he?
It shouldn't have recast Kang, man. Like I did he did a bad thing. Okay. He's a bad guy
I can see if he was a good guy and he did some bad stuff.
We'd be like, we can't let that guy be a good guy since the wrong message.
But he's a, hello.
Is anybody awake over there?
Marvel HQ?
He's a bad guy.
I can't believe you're saying.
Oh, so like, look, I know, I know people like Robert Downey Jr., but what are we doing?
Yeah.
You can't just have a guy who was a guy, be a different guy in the same universe.
Like, is, because you know they're going to do a joke of like, well, he looks familiar.
You know, like, there's a picture of luck.
Yeah.
Kinda crazy, though, that he really is a dude disguised as another dude.
He's a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude.
everything about that.
All right.
Guys.
I think you could go ahead and give him a chance though.
I mean, I mean, a little bit about the fact that they they brought everybody back.
And that's, this is a freak of desperation for sure.
That's the whole multiverse.
Well, no, they're not giving up on the multiverse now.
they were like, oh, here comes the multiverse. Here it comes. It's still
negative versus common. It's here it is. And then they were like, oh, shit.
That's the whole point of multiverse.
The fantastic four people and do they're coming from a different universe.
Oh, that how they're pulling it down. Yeah, because like Earth 616 is like the main thing.
And now all these, some of these other functions like Earth 2.
I've decided I'm going to see them.
We don't want you there.
Does the dog give her the aisle he's hate is like is it coherein with the comics because I just as a guy who doesn't know the comics
I just really would like it to be good
Go on up. You'll be here. You'll be here
and
it's just crazy that like
no one told like marble or anyone on them to be like, you know, like, what if you guys made the movies good
maybe people to care more
Thunderbolts is good
and that's a good
I hurt all about sense for good and I heard that fantastic pull was okay.
This thing.
Okay.
It's spooky, bro.
Pull is out.
Kind of my goat.
Oh, that's the hell behind us.
Yep.
We're on the hill behind us.
Oh, no.
There's an ass.
Oh, so my, I don't know if we can get to you, man.
I'm going to try to raise the fellow.
I'm just getting behind this rock here on Orange.
I'll cover you around.
Yeah, out!
Covering fire?
Hit him?
Yeah, he's a bit.
So the right of you, hello?
Got the crawler if you can avoid him.
Okay, I'm back calling.
I'm behind the rock though.
He's both like one HP.
We both, we both suck.
I hit him down to one health.
He hit me down to one health.
And we just went around the rock.
And we're healing.
It's kind of pathetic.
I think I'm going to make it.
This can I say something? Can I say something?
This is due to the short last time.
Oh yeah, it's my last screen sniper.
I know Apollo, I'll just wait a minute.
Little sus.
Little, little sus.
It's just someone that really wants to play a different game, I guess.
That's not what you I can think.
No, it's just someone who has
I mean, that's really not the better in their life.
No, no, no.
That they don't gain the time sniper.
If they don't know, it's the humor stops playing the game.
Like that.
Oh, no, no.
They literally, this is the best thing in their life.
I want to apologize.
When I asked Dan what the username is from the stream sniper,
and he wouldn't give it to me, and then I told chat to do it,
I realized I invited some evil because
But everyone just started dropping the name of their ops.
And I was believing for like five seconds.
They were like, the name is this.
And I was like, slash user that.
And I was like, wait, I don't have any proof.
Like everybody's saying a different name right now.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, fuck it all, they'll see it, I don't know.
They will just leave the kid at grandma's for like a whole month.
They would.
She can make a sandwich.
I've prepared it by the shirt.
that. Yeah, so I live in a duplex with my parents and my grandparents and in the summer
time after dinner, I just stayed in my grandparents half of the duplex. Didn't see my parents
again until like 430 the next night. Did your parents train you always poop in their
toilet? That's the only time that you would get to spend time with your parents because
otherwise you're just a school. No, a certification. Yeah, but I would take your point.
So yeah, the one time that you're free, they're like,
I can get the book out of here.
Go to grandma's.
Well, they were taking me to baseball and stuff like that
on the weekends.
You're spending a lot of time together on the weekends.
Let's bear.
I always think, well, I don't know if you read all the conversation
now, but in the Google Hangout, I was talking about how, like,
I do.
The standards for parenting are like so funny to me now,
because like the it's very much hard line now you should never your
kids should never see a screen ever in their entire life mean while the
parents are like they have their next crane like looking at their phones 24
seven but this regard that because it's not your main to the point right now
it's just a pity little own I think back and I'm like we were watching TV
like fucking five hours a night bro and we're concerned that the kids that are
on the screens are gonna have no attention span now I understand the teachers
you might have a more nuanced opinion on that.
But then also, I'm like the parents
are fucking lying, bro, because the way that it works
is they're like, my kid can never have screen time.
So they shove them in like 1,000 activities.
Because you still got no matter who you are,
and what your job is, you still got shit to do, bro.
Like you still got to do your dishes, clean your house.
You got emails to respond to.
You got to like, you know, do this, do that.
You got errands.
So they're putting the kids in 100 classes
instead of letting them have any recreational time and then the thing that
offense me the most acting superior because of the quote unquote media
diet. My problem with the media it's less like it's more of just like
the stuff kids have access to right like well yeah little little just in
I spy the little nipple you know back in our day you just you turn on the
television it's hard to do that man you get three channels and they're
barely see through the staff I see what you're saying. I think your point
tell about short formers as long format. There is also that. I think if anything like I don't
want to hear about like what you let your kid not watch if you had like age 42 or watch in
podcast shorts because your brain's cooked so you really want me to tell that's like asking for
cooking opinion from food. You don't like that it doesn't make any sense. It takes one to no
Oh, I'm broke.
Because like the shortest form content we had back then was like a 15 minute episode
of a cartoon.
Yeah, exactly.
15 minutes, man.
Should people watch it on like 10 seconds on now?
It's crazy.
Yeah, the other thing I was thinking too is that we used to have in our dining room a chair
in the corner next to the one phone and it didn't have a screen or anything like that.
And we had the family computers so like even if you did want to look at some nasties like you couldn't
You're you know one computer man. That's 100%
Low key though. I think the reason I'm go to it and everybody else is like a pip-squeak is because we only had one TV in our houses
So it was like you just had to watch whatever your parents are watching
Yeah, so my media died age four was like 60 minutes
Now if you're four you can watch four year old shit
it was crazy is that it sounds like the 10-year-olds just kind of like never graduate from
that.
They're still watching four-year-olds shit like all the way up.
A team just to cure a slid.
Someone on orange.
On orange.
Oh.
And I'm going to get to a building before they can really get a gum though.
You careful as the buggy behind your paw?
Yeah.
Because I might not make it out of this one.
Oh my god, they gave me a car 98.
the buggy guy crashed and he's he's at a orange
I'm just gonna go with that
I got a card oh my god
who's there
help me, I'm so close now okay I'm gonna get your chip
First I'm going to get revenge then I'm going to get your chip first I thought it was a pile and I was like no
He's a bit further me. I'm crashing through the mother fucking window on this man seal team six
Forever freaking probably stream sniper
You cold here. Oh, I saw you
Saturday minus 31 Sunday minus 32
I'm so good.
Oh my how did he get you?
I have no idea he wasn't even looking at me and I just
Yeah, I started he turned around and still got you.
Yeah, it's really good.
I can't be mad.
Yeah, it's got to be my algae unfortunately.
Well, it's a 145.
What?
What?
What?
What?
The prior stated stuff in our group chat.
Oh, I understand the bowl.
I understand.
We have a great time.
Yeah.
It's good stuff, guys.
Good stuff, guys.
Good stuff.
GG, guys.
Goodbye.
That's how we're going to do for 15 minutes, bro.
play through a disco elisium. I do have to check if the stock market collapse, because
I got a Google chat message. I did not get a Google chat message that said the stock market
collapsed. I got a Google chat message that says, look at this picture of Billy Bob
Thorden. He looks like J. Rock from the trailer park boys. He's your wonder in the type
stuff that my group chats get up to. That's pretty typical of the sort of messages that are in my group chats,
which is awesome. I think that's fucking sweet to be honest with you. Let's see what's going on in the
a damn bandel man. Show the pick. I can't because, okay, long story short, okay. I went
to visit my parents and there was a magazine nearby that was, forgive me, but the magazine
I never heard of it. It was called Cowboys and Indians. And on the front of it is the
worst picture of Billy Bob Thorden I've ever seen in my entire life. He's
extremely snatched and he has like a shoe polish, dyed, go-ty and then he has like a
bandana on and then a cowboy hat on over top of the bandana and like nine bracelets
and three necklaces. And when I saw it, I said, honey, thank you for finding this. Honey,
pick up this magazine. I got to take a picture of you reading this. So I took a picture of my
daughter reading that magazine and then sent it to the group chat because I was like, this is so
awful. Thank you for finding it. It's so good, man. And he looks so fucking awesome on
on the cover. He looks cool as fuck in case he ever sees this clip.
Middle-aged ads rock. I'm pretty sure Billy Balthorians like 60 years old. I have to say it
because I think he actually is, man. I'm not saying six seven on purpose. I'm saying
it because I think it must be right.
Twenty ten three seventy four seven feet damn
Just I know you're loving this stuff kick kick kick
Clap, kick, kick, kick, clap, millennial ass beef.
Boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy.
See me right, I think this might be TNT by ACDC.
Oh no, I know this is payphone right is this not payphone?
What?
We best night ever from the end we danced all night.
It was the best night ever.
Let's go!
Take it over the top.
I think this is the night before night.
Yeah, it's okay, okay, okay.
Let us song sound like this, man.
My future former first lady, yes, sir.
Just an eye up how does this mean something to me?
Actually think of all the Katy Perry songs.
This might be the one that actually comes from a place of like there's actually like a you know how like in Minecraft if you get a two by two
Recession you can put like two buckets of water and it'll make an infinite water source
This was one of the only buckets that Katy Perry got from a source block
the rest she took from like a non-renewable resource and
It was a drooled at best this one came from an infinite fault
Like there was something, there was something behind this.
She had someone in mind when she wrote this shit.
She had like a day like July 2003 right after graduating from senior year of high school.
She had that in mind when whoever wrote this song for her wrote it.
First Katy Perry song I'm ever hearing.
Justin, you know I'll keep it real with you.
Even though we don't see IDI on everything musical, you know I'm going to keep it fucking
real with you.
of the most overglades artists of all time. For some reason something happened and Gen Z thinks
like she's up there, she's elevated with like the grates and if you insult her it's actually
like you're breaking dogma but she has like one or two pop songs that are pretty good maybe
even like borderline classic pop songs and then the rest of it sucks and Chad's going,
I know we agree she sucks now, probably she fucking sucked then.
She sucks worse now, everyone would agree on that, anyone with ears would agree on that
shit, obviously, but she fucking sucked back then too.
And then they're going to be a good listener, California girls.
Yeah, it's got a great, smooth, thug feature midway through the song.
Millennials were listening to her, not Gen Z. Yeah, but Millennials were fucking, at least
there'd be an honest about it, Gen Z somehow has got her up in the pantheon.
seems insane to me. Like when I was insulting Katy Perry in 2010, people were like,
yeah, she fucking socks, bro, in 2026, if you insult her at a bunch of 25 year olds are like,
ha, ha, don't you know, pitch forks owned by Hyundai NAS now? You can't say that shit.
Back in the day, they were keeping it real. They were making reviews where like a monkey just
peed in his own mouth and shit.
Don't mind a night is pretty good though.
I think this will agree with that one. Try it with Taylor Swift. You're making your
false equivalency. Taylor Swift actually has a few songs that I think are genuinely
the good songs. If she overrated, I don't know, bro. I guess I don't base my opinion on
an artist output from how other people feel about it because I'm not a fucking idiot. She
got something that I like and she says, something I don't. Oh, that's a fucking a feather
touch right there. This is interesting now. Okay. I mean, this is a very tough shot.
Way tougher than it looks. I had a feeling. PGA golfers can hit that.
unfortunately I'm live-coded. There's got to be a golf oh shit. There's got to be a
golfer in live called Tyler, right? That's right, live Tyler reference.
I got an idea. That was fucking exactly what I wanted to do.
What do you say?
And then...
Or we're cooking a little bit here.
And then there was poo. Yes, I got the piste.
Yep.
Hard as course today, bro.
That sucked.
Now you're embracing some more millennial gen X type energy.
Honestly, we actually, I don't know if we need a little more of it,
but I need a little more of it in my chat.
Haven't update on my friend who saw the lighthouse
so I'm dying to tell you about it.
Okay, tell me about it.
Well, please don't tell me that he dashed his fucking
scooter on the rocks.
That's what the lighthouse is for.
We hold.
Did you guys get the cat fishing question that was about Scrimshaw?
Look through the chat history.
I'll just wait for them to spoon feed it to me.
35 words per minute.
Mayves beacon can save you, bro.
Mayves beacon's free probably.
That was a hard one. He brought this girl up to his room to show her his electrical engineering
project. Well, she sat on his bed for a third weight. Well, she sat on his bed for 30 minutes
and then center home with a pad on the back. Okay. Can I tell you something? You shouldn't
be airing out your friend like that. I thought it was going to have something to do with
the lighthouse, but instead it's about how your friends got no game. But that's kind of
funny story, but he doesn't need to be aired out in front of like 10, 10, 10, 10, 10 people.
Those fucking crazy.
Also, there before the grace of God, go all of us.
I mean, that should we've been there.
Poor guy I got smoked.
I know how it is, bro.
She's in your dorm room and you're like, oh, I don't know.
Maybe she doesn't like me.
You know, all logic goes out the window.
He did watch the lighthouse though, that is a dub.
So to jelly and friends, I'm assuming this is candy crush, candy crush saga.
They can have a loot taste sauce with cream and then strain it.
You get the French daughter sauce that goes by what fancier than dow name, Basie Melle.
Specific combo of two me all.
It's a supreme.
I should have known it's a supreme sauce from them, but the mother sauce is.
giving mother bro, that's a mother sauce asshole. I feel so fucked up for saying a mother
sauce was a fucking daughter sauce bro. They were cooking when they made tomato sauce and
mother sauce. That was smart. You guys, everyone those mere plots. I never hear any of you
fucking crow up about the fucking mother sauce bro. You don't know shit. Probably the first thing
he published, Shakespeare's most popular work during his own lifetime was a neurotic narrative
poem called Venus and the vagina. Aphrodite and Percephony had a sort of joint custody
agreement with what mortal boy boy Percules. But if I told you the title much
you do about nothing has half of the name. Adonis. Adonis. Since the woo-ree river has been
full of them. What African country is named for the Portuguese word for shrimp?
You've got to know I'm Mozambique Atlantic Atlantic Coast,
sandwich between Nigeria and the Central African Republic,
Cameron.
Cameron.
Oh shit.
shit.
Cartenius Bain was overwhelmed by a wild herd of the chubby little pigs native to
what country 6,000 miles away.
I mean, think it would be like a land border.
I don't know, Brian, I say China.
And pigs were of the popbelly types synonymous with what Asian nation synonymous?
Synonymous with what Asian nation?
When you think of the popbelly pig, you think of the country known as Thailand.
of Vietnam, bro am I the only mother fucker
who had no idea popbelly pigs come from Vietnam?
I had no fucking clue.
I did ask thought if anything I think it's from Japan
that's where they make all the tiny stuff right?
For their making cube watermelons over there
and shit like that.
How to grow, try to kiss me, gave her a hug, and I thought the idea of woman
who kissed me is inconceivable.
I mean, listen, we're all reliving past traumas, for sure.
I don't know, I'm not going to hit you with any specific stories, we just take it
from me, I've been there.
The new kitchen sells is this chat. What's kitchen sells?
I mean, I mean, I see that the portmonto available there, but
Don't ask it's peak you'd love it
It's satire. Please go on it. I'll go on it. Oh, we're right now Christmas creepers
Children!
Chicken potato!
Anyway, I'll be back tomorrow. Tomorrow will not be all PUBG. It might be one hour of PUBG for our casuals.
We'll play something else tomorrow. I just love the team unity.
All thanks for joining me.
All be back tomorrow.
Goodbye.