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Grade intro jiggly wiggles how was night bitch been trying to convince my girlfriend to wash it, but it looks awful
Would say is a frustrating movie. I
Finally caught the last nine minutes of it at 541 a.m. This morning. I would say frustrating movie
But great news is that I left my review on letterboxed and then like nine people said if you hated this
You should watch if I had legs. I would kick you and
Then I was like yo what the fuck Roseburn Conan O'Brien ASAP Rocky. I gotta see this bro
Plus, it's $4.99 premium video on demand right now.
I gotta check it out.
Tough watch.
Well, you'd be amazed at the type of shit.
I can stomach it.
6.07 AM on the paletton.
I mean, I made it through the ugly stepsister
dubbed in Quebec French.
And then with English subtitles on it,
even though it's originally in Norwegian. I'm hoping I can handle it at the very least.
As it was meant to be viewed, nobody told David Lynch, man.
I do like it yet, he. Here comes the story of old Blackbeard. The man, the authorities
came to fear. Can I say something? Blackbeard also rhymes with buccaneer. I wonder if
we could get that in there somewhere.
First wash buckling every day.
Put in the branny break,
but one time he could have been
the captain of the world.
Yeah, I could see that.
Blunderbuzz, yeah, I see you, you are already ready.
Cannonbuzz, shoot out from me, ship starboard.
Boarding the enemy ships with me, big old sword.
I slay the captain in a pool of blood.
Cry out, yarg, we'll plunder this ship.
Yeah, okay, Pirate Bob Dylan, it could work.
It could work, man.
Pirate Hurricane Slaps.
It's a shame that the song's like seven minutes long.
Gonna have a, I mean, it's probably,
the strength of the bit is gonna take a long time
We're gonna really need to have some because you got every single verse has to justify its existence
So you have to ramp up the bit every single time
Times like a clipper ship it moves too fast
He is kind of I see I see the genesis of this because he is a pirate at like okay
track one still tangled up in blue track two he turns into a pirate at the end of
simple twist of fate he walks along with the parrot that talks and then the rest
of the album is all pirate themed if you see her say ahoy she might be on the
shore. I could totally see this man. I mean she said I'll give you shelter from
the shore. I could I could fucking see this bro. I can fucking see this. Walk
across my big brass plank. I lied. Dude pirate, pirate Bob Dylan could be a
play. Pirate Liz Fair, fucking rum, Lasses, Lasses, Lasses. Yeah okay, there's some
good fucking rum is crazy. Fucking rum is kind of awesome. Yum, yum, think I'll go
and get me some.
Yeti, they hate you in the Discord.
Yeti's running off that 12 angry women joke and I have to say the magic is running out.
Bro, that's faint bunny.
You got faint bunny confused with Yeti.
Yeti's the fishnil guy.
You ain't a knower.
Please, I have streamer mode on so I don't know your username but it starts with t dot
dot dot.
Can you please answer for your crimes in the Discord?
Fuck yourself right.
Two chats.
There's only two chats open.
Live NL really is just like YouTube NL. Are you sitting down right now?
Same fella.
I got to say, I don't know if you saw this one, but this was like one of the funniest comments I've ever seen in the discord.
Damn, you can really tell the colorectal cancer worrying is setting in. It's in like every other stream now, XD.
fucking load-bearing XD man when I read the message I was like this is the
funniest thing of all time that to put XD at the end of that it's like I have made
an observation about a person and that observation is cheeky so I'm gonna put
XD at the end completely ignoring the earlier content and tone of the
message the fucking crazy XD man your fears of mortality are a joke who's
afraid bro. It's like being afraid of lunch. That shit's inevitable, man.
And now ranked Southern hip-hop artists from the year 2000 onwards. Um, the
disco ball, the disco ball in my mouth in Sydney waits on ballin. That's all I
have to say about that.
Jelly Roll's gonna be at the top for sure. Is he a rapper or a country music
artist. Country? Does he rap? Some country has rap now. He is a nasty school boy. I feel
like, am I in a good mood or are all the novelty chatters bringing the heat today? He is a
a nasty schoolboy with no place to go.
I'm just getting glazed like crazy right now.
Look at what Bob Food too said, bro.
Your take about loving doing the dishes
is no joke made living with my girlfriend
go a lot better.
Yeah, I mean it takes a certain,
I don't know if you'd call it a resignation or a maturity,
but shedding the juvenile young male attitude
I'm going to find a way to get around these chores and instead, maturing to the point where
you go, I'm going to find a way to enjoy these chores, it's going to help you out, man.
I can only speak from my experience, it's really helped me out.
You're supposed to do that as a kid?
Unfortunately, I think my parents had kind of like a tough upbringing, so they decided
that I was going to have an easy upbringing. And that meant that until I got married I had
essentially like no domestic skills. So my wife kind of had to like, she bought low and
had to invest in me for like a decade to get me to that point. And now because I had an
easy childhood, I have to ensure that my child has a hard childhood, not hard in
the sense like she's going to go through trauma or anything, but she's at least got
to like take the garbage out or something. I was doing nothing, bro. I was playing
PS2 non-stop. Which is awesome, but like some of the times I was even like bored playing
PS2. PS2. I've got to get more disciplined about doing the chores. It just takes, I mean,
it takes a little disciplines the right word. Let's put it that way. Another one. I've made
some chore steps this year for sure. One, I'm trying to still be disciplined on and it has gone well
so far. Never letting laundry sit in the dryer. If I got nothing to do when there's laundry in the
dryer, that shit's getting folded, bro. Because otherwise it's so easy to just let like a load
of workout clothes sit in the dryer for like five days. And then you're like, fuck, I have to do
laundry. And then you take your shit out of the washer and go to put it in the dryer. And
And you're like, fuck, I still have clothes in the dryer.
Then you got to go put it in the hamper,
put the clothes in the dryer, go take the clothes
that you should have folded five days ago,
and then fold them up and put them away.
So I've been doing great about that.
What chores does your kid have to do?
I'll be 100% honest with you.
she is five so she does basically nothing but I we're working on throw out
your garbage in the garbage can instead of leaving it on the table but pretty
soon she's I'm trying to think of what to put her on when she's maybe seven
maybe seven maybe ten something like that like at ten you can start trying
to think. Definitely you can vacuum at 10.
Dishes at 10? I don't want her to take my job though. Clean the litter. I gotta
think about that. Trash and recycling, I'm just gonna be honest. There is some, we
have some heavy trash and heavy recycling sometimes. I don't think she's
got the she's not that anabolic yet but you know it was peak when you're when
you were 10 or when I was 10 helping your mom carry the groceries in from the
car especially if they got the fuck-ass rainbow pack of soda from food basics it
was like 24 soda cans you picked that up age 10 and you're like damn I'm
basically like mr. universe right here look at it mom's probably got 40
pounds of food in the grocery bags and I've got like six pounds of soda but she needs
me here, bro, with the mug and the crush. The mug and the crush. I'm trying to think
of what else is in there. Guys, there's a serious arbitrage opportunity in bubbly right
now in my opinion. One of the there's two variety packs in Costco Canada bubblies
both of them have three flavors one of them Sherry Mango Blackberry aka three of
the best flavors of bubbly the other one is like lime let me see the light blue
Costco bubbly variety pack
Lime grapefruit and man this week they got mango doubled up. They got mango in both. I
Mean, I like bubbly, but the the lime. Oh, it's pineapple in the other one, too. Um, oh
Shit, no, they got they got different skews now, man
They got a pineapple peach watermelon that might be goaded. Well, I forgot my opinion now completely for got my opinion
Nevermind
Bit fell apart bro, you just not like lime. I'll drink it. I'll drink any sparkling water, but it's my least favorite bubbly for sure
Okay, this is fucking crazy. I'm in my third year of university. I challenged myself to do all my laundry by hand
It made me stop procrastinating laundry because machines are so easy in comparison. Bro, do not do that. Use the washing machine. That's fucking insane
Like with the washboard and like and borax and like a tub and stuff like that with the damn spoons the
Blow blowing on the top of a jug type stuff
Let me see if I can make this work.
That's kind of sick man.
Now I just need somebody going.
That's supposed to be a washboard.
It's more like a Minecraft zombie.
Not bad on that one.
Anyway, you had used the laundry machine, just take your shit out of the dryer when it's done.
Washing my hand is just, that's insane bro.
I did like someone in Chats of that such a college dude thing to do and that is true.
A big theme of my college experience was like me and everybody I worked with being like,
I know that there's like, I don't know, tens of thousands of years at a minimum of human
civilization that have led to this point, but let's try reinventing everything from
the ground up by base principles.
And then the theme of my adult life, especially after I had a kid, is being like, I understand
why everyone did things that way.
makes a lot of sense. I'm not even trying to rag on college students, trust me. I do
all the laundry on the Disney cruise. You'd be amazed at the kind of people who just like
drop their shit off and then don't come back for four hours. Bro, there's like a hundred
people in the laundry room waiting to get their shit washed. But then the second you
go, okay I've had enough of this shit, I've waited here for 20 minutes, I'm gonna take
the shit out of the dryer and put it on the table. They walk back in like, oh can I help
you? Tear roll. Please explain cruise laundry, not valet. Yeah, I mean you can get the valet
laundry service done but it'll cost you probably like, I don't know, 100 bucks to get your
your t-shirts washed, or you could wash it yourself in the machine for like $3.75.
Put that shit on tumble 22. That's what I'm saying, bro. And four hours. Hope this helps.
You're not washing the clothes. You just put it in the machine. Literally, actually,
The other problem is I'm argue,
because on vacation I'm up at 4.30 in the morning anyway.
So I literally just brush my teeth,
take the clothes to the laundry room,
put them in the washing machine
when the laundry room is completely empty,
push the button, go for like a walk or a jog,
come back in 20 minutes, put them in the dryer,
push the button, go for another walk or jog.
I'm folding that shit in the laundry room
at like 6 a.m. when the second person walks in,
like I must be the first one here.
Nice try, bro, nice try.
Washers only takes 20 minutes. I don't know what they do on cruise ships and hotels, but
the machines are way faster. Probably because I guess they don't give a fuck if they just
like broil them or whatever. But I'm at home, a laundry cycle takes like hour and a half
for the washer hour and 15 minutes for the dryer.
It's literally like 28 minutes in the washer
and like 40 minutes in the dryer on the cruise,
which is fucking crazy, bro.
Probably cause they got those big fuck ass
like diesel engines or whatever.
And diesel genes.
We should do the dulls, man.
My dryer at home takes 30 minutes.
Sounds like my clothes are like three times cleaner
than yours or whatever.
I don't know, I don't work for like frigid air.
I got no idea what they're doing in there.
I just know when I put it,
if I put it on normal, regular,
it goes one hour, 27 minutes.
So I go, you know what?
I'm not an expert on the washing machine.
I think they know what they're doing.
Tumble dryers use motion and centrifugal force
where commercial dryers use steam.
Oh!
I didn't know that.
Anyone else gets suckered into buying a new washing machine when it turns out according to the internet?
Only old washing machines are good? Yeah, I got a front-loading washing machine that doesn't have the tumble column in the middle.
It has no column in the middle, so it's planned obsolescence. One day that shit is not going to work, right? It's just physics.
Yeah, there's no agitator in the middle.
I'm not sure about you, but I tumbled 22.
That's pretty good, man.
I kind of like that.
Taylor Swift doing her laundry at the hotel.
I don't know about you, but I'm tumbled 22.
Did we ever figure out what the hell permanent press is?
I'll be 100% with you.
I have been doing the laundry on my own.
I'm 37 now.
I went to college when I was 17.
I've been doing my own laundry for 20 years.
I have no idea what permanent press is.
It's for delicate clothes,
but they have a delicate section as well, bro.
It's a lower temp than regular,
but higher temp than delicates.
I see, like a Goldilocks.
That's the Goldilocks zone.
No wonder I use it.
I think this is fury, bro.
There's no tank.
I would I think this is fury okay that's like 2010s Steve Buscemi you could be
Glenn Powell for all I know but I don't know is it was there a boardwalk Empire
movie there was an inland Empire movie I mean bro is seriously hitchhiking is
this inside Lou and Davis I know he's hitchhiking in the movie okay Kristen
Stuart, Kristen Stewart in the 1960s I'm going to say, I'm being so fucking real with you.
I've only seen Adventureland and Underwater and Twilight New Moon in the Kristen Stewart
catalog. So I'm going to say there's a couple options here. You could be Love Lies Bleeding.
I believe she's in that.
You could be a Twilight movie, but the car
seems way too old.
Although this does look very kind of, well, this doesn't,
but this looks very Pacific Northwest,
even though it says Virginia.
You know they didn't film this shit there.
Like this is probably Pacific Spirit Park.
The only other thing I could think of
is maybe like personal shopper, but I'm pretty sure
that shit takes place in like the modern day.
Okay, Elizabeth Moss, oh, is it where the cry,
is that Mima?
Crot ads, is this the Crot ads movie?
Caddyshack, I'm hearing reports that this is not Mima, bro.
I'll be honest, I have no idea what this is.
On the road this is a Jack Kerouac movie bro
Had no idea
I'm starting to think I'm not fucking with Amy Adams bro
I thought she was like one of the best actresses of our time. I finished night bitch. She's in on the road
Isn't she oh, she's not it not crowded. She's in hillbilly elegy my mistake. She's a
Pardon me a little bit of mucus
Mm-hmm Europe. She is
She's got some tough movies. Yeah, but she did play a purse girl in
Episode six season one of the office
Muppets movie. Yo, did you see there? They're releasing a new Muppet show, bro
Yes, dude, yes, I might watch that. What's it on don't say Apple TV. I'm gonna crash the fuck out
about ABC. ABC equals Disney Plus. Okay. I'll see that on the, I'll see that on the wonder
at some point I suppose. Let's check out the Daily Dozen here. It's on Mon's Pubis apparently.
While he never attempted a pass during the season and playoffs, Jim Sorgi was the backup
QB for what 2000 Super Bowl winner.
I feel, okay, 2000s.
So who you got there?
You got like the Ravens.
You got the Buccaneers.
The Colts.
You know what?
I feel like the Colts make sense because why would you have the backup QB throw
a single pass?
If you got Peyton Manning at his MVP level at the peak of his career, there's no shy
you're passing the ball to Jim Sorgi. Let's put it that way.
Grizzlies and Timberwolves swapped three and five picks in a deal that involved this USC
player going third and Kevin Love going fifth. Okay, so this was like 18 years ago.
USC player going third in 2008.
James Harden, I don't know. He's probably been in the league for about that. OJ Mayo, no chance.
Gritty is the mascot of the Flyers, okay. And Deere Gandhi became the first female
prime minister of this country. I'm gonna say India. Just an educated guest. You are Michael
Kane and Bradley Cooper. One of the easiest mashups of all time. 1882, this brand is known
for fruit beverages, seltzer, spring water, and it's a white fur variety of bear. I'm
going to use context clues to guess that that must be polar. Stefan was a recurring
character on SNL played by Bill Hader. Losing the green book, this Marvel movie
was nominated for best picture. Black Panther. This Asian American hip-hop EDM
group had hits with Leica G6. You are...
It's like a three-word name.
It's kind of like Balkan Beatbox, but it's not Balkan Beatbox, hip-hop EDM group.
Sounds crazy.
This is Ben Stiller in the cable guy mode.
I'm going to type Asia.
I'm going to type Asian American.
I'm going to know this, but I don't know this.
I give up on this one.
I'm going to put probably Riley Kylo.
It's probably Rylo Kyly.
I mean, it's probably Joanna Nussom, probably Joan Jett
and the Black Cards.
Who is it?
Who is it, Chad?
Far East movement, Far East movement.
What type of shit would be saying when we're calling out bogies and PUBG?
Far East movement.
46% on the mashup, kind of low.
It honestly took me a back when I first saw it because it just looked like a man who was
very sick.
Wait, I heard some screaming?
Oh, it's not screaming.
Okay, we're all right here.
I was scared for a second.
They just got their leg run over by a steamroller outside, bro.
Hmm.
Heated rivalry, still on the watch list.
Because I only watched nine minutes of Night Bitch today,
I got to finish an episode and a half of the pit.
I'm on episode five, season one of the pit.
How many episodes are in a season, bro?
Is the show British or American?
I might be 3% of the way through the first season
or halfway.
15, oh my God.
I'm gonna be watching the show for like 10 years.
And that's crazy.
It's a long trip, man.
Bingo, bullseye.
Maybe not.
Let me think about this.
I mean, like these are kind of like
gambling games in a manner of speaking,
like approximately around,
wait,
About, no, no, no, this is about a conflict, a war, and a round.
They don't really fit though, but I was also thinking, like, add A to this, about a like,
a round, and, hmm, they think about this.
Good conflict, friction, war, not a good dynamic between two groups, mother fucker, heated,
Bingo. Bingo. Netscape. It starts with Nets magic heat bowls. Starts with basketball teams.
Okay, that's big and we need it. It's not a Mariah because we already got one wrong.
But we needed to eliminate something here because there's a lot of red herrings, I feel.
Friction, discord, conflict, what did I pick before?
Did I pick, I did not pick war, or did I, I picked bouts before.
Rivalry, rivalry doesn't make sense.
Oh, not bingo, rivalry. I get maybe rivalry does make sense. Okay, it's contention. I
really think it's about a like around and something else, but a war, a war could be
a word. A bingo? A lottery? A craps? I mean, like approximately about and around, they're
kind of to be close to. Lottery, bingo, war, and craps, these are like games based on RNG,
random games, games of chance. Alright, whatever, we get there. It's a little sloppy, but
we get there. Evil might glam and be like I actually do know what to say. So true. I don't
want to get started on evil raindrop. Hey, how about this? Liz Farron the pit be like
help me Robbie please. I'm dying of heart disease. Did you guys know that that's a
plus two exile in Guyville for anyone who hasn't listened to exile in Guyville.
That's your, or Exile in Guyville, that's your homework for the next 50 years.
What has more searches?
Oh, I clicked on Amazon and I'm glad that I did.
No disrespect to Newper Sharma.
Let's say Amazon's got more searches than Marvel.
I'm gonna say Marvel has more than English to Hungarian, I'll say Xanax has more than
English to Hungarian.
It's gotta be Xanax here, man.
There can't be that many losers out there.
Say Turkey over the entire B movie script.
Turkey over what?
Oh, how many times do we lose to what, bro?
ACON versus Zach Bryan.
I think it's got to be Zach Bryan.
Very close.
Cher remarkably underappreciated in the Spotify demographic,
unfortunately.
Huge. I don't know who Coy LeRae is. This picture goes hard as fuck, bro. 37 millions
a lot, though.
Shawn Mendes is really popular, one of the most popular Canadians.
Probably more popular than Frank Ocean.
Chapel Roan, one of the most popular artists of the 2020 so far.
Say she clears John Newman.
I'm going to say Juice World clears, because only one of them fellows is in Fortnite.
I'm going to say Ed Sheeran clears.
Ed Sheeran most listened to artists in more or less, I don't know.
A separation or Rush, this one's going to piss me off.
This is like a 50-50 right off the bat.
Rush is extraordinarily well-liked, especially by the IMDb demographic, but a separation is extraordinarily well-liked as well.
I'm going to go Rush. Under duress, I'll go Rush. I wanted to see a higher score!
I wanted to see a higher score. I really thought Rush would be at like 8.3 or 8.4.
That's fine.
Crazy choice, bro. They have the dark night in like the top seven movies on the website
Also, they were separated by point one bro by point one
What's your point? I think it was an educated guess Starbucks Nespresso capsules for original line
I literally have only used an espresso in a hotel. I have no idea how much each pod costs
But I'm going to guess that at least 8% of every pod goes to paying George Clooney or
the ads.
I'm going to say there's seven pods per and there's six cases.
This would be 42 pods.
There's no shot they can sell them at a dollar each inside the Costco.
I'm going to say this is up there though.
I'm going to say this is $21.99.
Oh, shit.
Holy fuck.
Holy fuck, $29.99, $32.49, $33.99, $35.49, $36.99.
How was I close at $29.99?
How was I close at $29.99?
It might be the most expensive non-furniture item inside of a Costco.
Bruno Mars, number one at 130 million listeners.
I take no issue with that.
I got a beacon in the jungle, mining lots of diamonds.
That's why you get the espresso machine.
Yeah, but like, listen.
You have to bust out the y equals mx plus b if you're going from the espresso to the espresso
machine because the machine itself is like a few hundred dollars and then the grinder
is a few hundred dollars and then the good beans are also expensive.
So this shit, I have no doubt that it eventually breaks even, but it might take like a couple
of years to break even.
free? Didn't you see there aren't they're releasing that AI-enabled edge program that
costs $500 a month? Someone in my discord was on about that. I said bro it's an
investment. You could probably literally write it off depending on your job.
What the hell it does? I stay abreast on current events. You can get three
pounds of pre-ground coffee at Costco for $11 and use it to cold brew, that's what I do?
Yeah, I know, and you know what, I'll really fuck you up.
There's probably a cheaper way to do it than that, but like, I've had this conversation
endlessly against my will, under duress for, well, I don't know, 25 years of my life
or something like that.
I'm just kind of getting sick of it.
It's like, if you're in a routine that works for you, more power to you, bro.
I'm happy that it's nourishing your soul.
I'm not going to sit here and be like, there's a more r slash frugal way to
get it done. Anyway, don't respond to that with a Pirate Bob Dylan reference.
Libya. Not Libya. Sri Lanka. 760 kilometers. Bangladesh. Bangladesh is cooler. Pakistan.
Pakistan what the fuck you're in the fucking what are these called they are you in this
damn seychelles are you what the hell is this are you are you more ricious oh that's more
Mauritius
Every time I say Mauritius I think about that video that's like
You look like Beyonce and then the girl goes I look like Shalissa you guys know what I'm talking about
I can't look at chat right here because they're they're gonna be typing the answer because they love maps
But I don't know
The maladies you but you gotta be the maladies
Oh, okay. I knew in my head I was going hitman map hitman map hitman map. Oh
Do the fuck is she Lisa yeah, yeah, we can't say the rest of the video, but it's a classic that's a classic vine
This shit is pissing me off, bro
Because I've seen this one before because I know I've seen it because I said this looks like joy
from inside out it's got the fuck-ass Bob it looks like a downcast joy from inside out but I
don't know what you are are you mad a gas car this is a horrible gas bro I know you're not mad
of Madagascar. Like, what are we doing? You're southwest of Madagascar? Are you
Lizzuto?
You're...
awww.
Uganda? Uganda might be too far.
Way too far. Would you like to spend some time in Mozambique?
I feel like you can't be Botswana, even though I typed it.
What are you, bro?
Zimbabwe?
Something in southeastern Africa?
as what teeny, okay, as what teeny joy, as what teeny joy, as what teeny joy.
Sleeper cell activate.
You did this last time too.
I need to put it in an Isaac episode and then I won't have to worry about it again,
like peaches and herb.
July 10th, 1987.
July 10th, 1987.
Can't offhand think of a 1987 movie to anchor myself.
Yeah, okay, it's a comedy.
I'm starring Robert Caradine.
They're back.
Any chance you could be like Police Academy too?
Larry Scott. Let's see what the hell's going on.
The members of Lambda, Lambda, Lambda, oh my God,
it's Revenge of the Nerds too, Nerds in Paradise.
Holy shit.
Crazy, we don't need to go into this.
Other people have gone into the discourse
on Revenge of the Nerds and that's fair.
They're traveling to Fort Lauderdale
for a fraternity conference.
They'll have to beat off the you that's a what I don't ditch their nerds, bro
I don't think they have to beat off. I think they're choosing to beat off
They'll have to beat off the attacks of their rival Fred the alphas if they want to maintain their self-respect
And of course if they want to get anywhere with the pretty girls
Warner Brothers Matthew modine
Oh, the doctor from Stranger Things, man.
In Vietnam, the wind doesn't blow.
It sucks.
1987, is this Full Metal Jacket?
He seems like he could, yes, OK, fair enough.
He plays the pipsqueak in Full Metal Jacket.
Vincent D'Onofrio, where's my Vincent D'Onofrio
right there.
Universal, Dan Ackroyd, 1987, could be a Ghostbusters II
type play? Could be a, oh, what is this fucking, better off dead? What is that movie called?
Nothing but trouble. Not better off dead. Nothing but trouble doesn't exist. It's an action
comedy crime, just the facts also starring Dan Aguilerae, Paul Maxx, and Christopher Plummer,
Joe Friday, the equally straight-laced nephew of the famous police sergeant of the same name
paired up with Pepe Striebeck,
Dragonet. They were doing reboots in 1987, huh? I don't know shit about Dragonet. I'll
be honest with you. I feel like this is a, this is like a made-up memory-hold movie.
This one was at least kind of funny. Well, I mean, it's got Dan Aykoyt in it. Warner
brothers Dennis Quaid in 1987 action comedy science fiction that's interspace bro you really
think it's funny they shrink Martin Short down into a little guy or maybe they shrink
Dennis Quaid down into a little guy and he goes inside of Martin Short test pilot Tuck Pendleton
volunteers to test a special vessel for miniaturization accidentally injected into a neurotic
hypochondriac Jack Putter Tuck must convince Jack to find his ex-girlfriend to help him
extract, tuck in his ship and re-enlarge them before his oxygen runs out.
Like Ryan kind of been around for a while, huh?
Elizabeth's shoe. Elizabeth's shoe. It's a comedy. She thought babysitting was easy money.
I really hope it's adventures in babysitting. Thank God.
Really big shoe Elizabeth shoe
Well, you know what I have seen full metal jacket and I watched interspace on TV
But it it can't be that good because I'm they were excited to
Play it on like YTV in 2002 or something like that 15 years after it came out
87 kind of lame way back when in 87
This one's tough for a fella like me because I don't know who's in the jungle book I
Want to say that maybe it has John Goodman in a voice role
Bill Murray same difference
Okay, swanky
Swanky is easy, bro. Bill Murray, French dispatch. Francis McDormand, Nomadland. Swanky, Nomadland.
David Struthairn. And then a night's tales got Mark Eddy, Paul Beddeny seems like a crazy
play. Paul Beddeny and Wimbledon, no, Paul, well yes, Paul Beddeny and Wimbledon with
Kirsten Dunst, or Paul Bedney in the Da Vinci Code with Tom Hanks and Audrey Tutu, Tom Hanks.
Tom Hanks courses in Catch Me If You Can, Leonardo DiCaprio, who's in The Departed.
From The Departed it seems like you can make some pretty easy jumps, bro.
All you need to do is find it.
Oh, okay.
Bradley Cooper.
Wait, where am I going with this?
Kate Blanchett is in, where am I going with this?
It seems like it should be so much easier
than I'm making this out to be.
We can't be far from Tom Hanks, bro.
Kate Blanchett, the gift from the year 2000.
Giovanni Robisi, Boiler Room, Ben Affleck.
Ben fucking Affleck, I know he's in there.
Just give me the rip.
Take me to Matt Damon.
Matt Damon takes you.
We're going to take a different line.
Born Supremacy 2004.
Julia Stiles.
10 Things I Hate About You.
Heath Ledger at Night's Tale.
A J-Bug.
Boom.
One minute, 52 seconds.
I'll take that.
Rufus Sewell, Illuminata.
I'm trying to do could have gone Rufus Sewell
Rufus Sewell
Dark City
Kiefer Sutherland phone booth Colin Farrell the killing of a sacred deer
Okay, wait, I got it the killing of a sacred deer
Nicole Kidman
Eyes wide shut Tom Cruise Magnolia Philip Seymour Hoffman
The big Lebowski Steve Buscemi Fargo
Francis McDormand nomad land swanky nomad land David Strathearn
I'm trying to keep my brain sharp, bro
Bedney and Kingsley and Iron Man 3 yeah, but you can't use Marvel unless you have to
This is easy enough. Florida 2000 to 2010. Let me get Scott Mellonby, always his head
always makes me laugh, man. Tampa Bay Lightning. Let me get a, let me get a Dave Andrew Chuck,
a little bit of a slightly rarer play. And then born outside of North America,
Rico Fada. He's born in North America. Are you trolling me, bro?
His name's Rico Fada. Okay, how about Arter's Urbay? I'll take Arter's Urbay on that one.
Ole Kvasha would have been such a fucking good play. You're so real for that. We'll just play it here instead
Forgot about Ole Kvasha. He never played for the Blackhawks. I'm afraid this is my bed
Because somebody tell me where Rico Fada was born I thought for sure he was like one of the only NHLers from Italy or so
He's from Sault Ste. Marie
What the fuck?
Oh shit, Sault Ste. Marie
Roseburn three or more word title if I had legs I would kick you if I had if I had legs
if I had legs I'd kick you there we go that's just the middle space in honor of everyone
telling me to watch it because I didn't like night bitch maybe I'll watch it tomorrow
not even joking Benedict Cumberbatch three or more word title let me get a penguins and
Madagascar Roseburn a hundred million dollars plus at the box office I'm the type of beast
has to go X-Men Apocalypse for that. It's okay to play X-Men Apocalypse because it's so bad,
people forgot it existed. That's the Marvel loophole, even though technically I guess this was
like a Sony joint. Roseburn 2010 to 2020-26, let me get Neighbors 2 Sorority Rising.
Josh Brolin, let's see here, Josh Brolin, he's been in a lot of stuff, bro.
I'm a believer we maybe people don't know that he's in wake-up dead man or
Maybe they played it here instead and then Benedict Cumberbatch 2010 to 2026 hundred minutes
Okay, I'm gonna play the roses here
Roses becoming a little bit of a cult classic, but I've not seen it yet
Then other Benedict Cumberbatch obviously he obviously the smog movies were making a lot of money
But I think the imitation game came out in an era where people were still going to see like awards, babe
I'll take that and then Josh Brolin a hundred million dollars plus at the box office
I think you got you got some obvious ones in the Marvel movies, but which would split the
The bulk up a little bit so they might actually be somewhat low percentage
But you've obviously also got Deadpool 2 and you've obviously also got probably Sicario
Shikario did not make a hundred million dollars at the box office. That's fine. What else was
Josh Brolin has to be in a shitty animated movie that would fit in so nicely right here. You know
what people fucking forget that he's in inherent vice. And then I will I'll keep going because I
I know I could just put deadpool too.
But we made a good college try there.
How did, how did Sicario do with the box office?
Can I get a Sicario box office check?
85 mil domestic?
Surprising, great, great long tail on it for sure.
Sicario didn't make it, but somehow Everest,
it didn't make over a hundred million dollars
at the, at the box office.
I forgot Rose Byrne isn't knowing.
Penguin's a bad idea.
We were in there.
We used it here instead, but still.
It's called money laundering.
Money laundering refers to the budget, bro.
This is just idiots going to see movies.
You can inflate the budget and do a little Hollywood accounting, but that doesn't really
help you with the returns from the theaters.
It's a write-off.
That's fucking facts, though.
That's fucking facts.
I didn't sleep all night, so disappointed in myself.
couldn't be mean 90 sleep score.
It really should be,
I think I should be in the 92 plus sleep score range.
I know what's holding me back
is I rarely get eight hours plus.
I'm almost always in the seven hours and 20 minutes area.
And I'm sorry, I will never get full points
for all my sleep score.
And the reason is, I go to bed too early.
I can't stay awake until 11
just to make my sleep score better.
Because the thing is then my sleep timing is going to go from fair to excellent, but
I'm going to be waking up at the same time anyway.
So my sleep timing is going to go from excellent to fair.
So no chance, bro.
No chance.
I'm always in the fifties, even if I sleep seven to eight hours.
Is your sleep latency fucked up or your sleep timing?
Do you go to bed at like 10 p.m. on weeknights and like 3 a.m. on weekends
Caught caught caught. Well, I mean that's good. I'm not saying you should live your life trying to maximize your sleep score
I'm just saying there's your problem. I
Said yeti I see you I see you
Foxes a noun meaning any of various carnivorous mammals. Yep. And what do they say triumphant a adjective meaning victorious?
Is she kind of like she's a little dower today. Don't you think?
Sue it a noun meaning the hard fat about the kid
Hatchling a noun meaning a recently
Bowie a biographical name meaning James 1796 must be
By the way, Kate had to talk to UPS yesterday and they were using like a AI agent because
of course they are.
The shit was pissing her off and her being pissed off was pissing me off because she kept
saying like the AI agent kept being like, sorry, I'm still learning.
Have patience with me.
I'm still learning.
What?
Digesting every piece of written media in human history wasn't enough for you?
Like what the fuck?
If you haven't got it by now, when the fuck are you gonna get it?
What do you mean you're still learning?
You've consumed every written word in human history.
There's not, well you, you're really, maybe they do have general intelligence because that's
how people that have been in school for a long time sound too.
They're like, damn, no, I'm not ready.
Just one more article.
One more article.
How to order coffee at a coffee shop and then I'll be good to go.
Maybe they fucking crack the code, man.
I don't know.
Arithmetic.
A noun meaning a phrase.
It's weird for me.
that deals usually with non-negative real numbers.
In my school, we spelled it like that.
But apparently at some point, we used to do a pocket universe where you spell it with an E.
But I'm telling you, this is one of my Berenstein Bears, Berenstain Bears things.
We spelled it arithmetic, my entire elementary school career.
And then at some point, it became an E.
Orthogonal.
Adjective meaning intersect perpetrator.
a verb meaning to bring about
Fang a noun meaning a long sharp tooth
She primed me with some some heavy mediums, and then she hit me with a medium light, bro
poblano a noun meaning a large you
We got a chance
paralysis a noun meaning
That didn't look right when I spelled it paralysis. I think I might have typo obliquy
a noun meaning a strongly condemnatory utterance, abusive language. Obliquea comes from Middle
English, borrowed from Anglo-French and late Latin. Obliquea, a noun meaning a strongly
condemnatory utterance, abusive language. Obliquea comes from Middle English, borrowed from...
Oh, fuck!
...Brigans.
Yo, Yeddy! There you go!
Diphtheria. A noun meaning an acute febrile con...
Oh, fuck!
A adjective meaning dazzlingly bright radiant the word originates from middle English
Okay, full gin was pure luck, but I needed to lock in and get that one at least
obliquy no, oh
Par I this is just a typo. I put par laze this
Dip on the silent fucking age, bro. That's crazy
Full gym was crazy
Food, yes sir.
Guessing foods is fun, man.
He hasn't done FRU?
What's FRU, Magresta?
I'm not even, this is not meant as a neg.
Is this a Final Fantasy thing?
Oh my god, it fucking is.
My contextual intelligence is insane.
from the letters FRU and the person who wrote it in my head I went maybe there's a
I'm gonna go 22% chance final fantasy 14 final answer that's fucking crazy you
gotta admit that's fucking crazy I might be fucking psychic
I locked in on that one
long neck bottle he knows if I talk about some shit he's never heard of it's
Final Fantasy 14 that or some kind of like sociological phenomenon but that
sounded more like a because you said did I was like that that sounds like it
could be a trial from Final Fantasy 14 okay some some kind of pizza that I
I think it looks good as fuck, to be honest.
That one, not 100% my tempo.
I think this one looks a little disgusting.
But I have to believe that this is Italy.
It's anchovies and olives on a pizza dough.
Borders to the Northwest.
They're doing this shit in Switzerland.
Okay, they're doing this shit in France.
That makes more sense.
Pizza Al Andrea.
I mean, listen, I'd give it a try.
Especially the first one, I'd give it a try.
Shrimp, salt, rice, bird's eye chili to me is Thailand.
I know, okay, Cambodia.
What the fuck, Malaysia?
Wrong, bro.
Yes, I would eat it. I will eat any Southeast Asian food that is not a preserved duck egg.
I'll give it the benefit of the doubt. I know we've talked about this before,
but still one of my low-key, mind-blowing, general knowledge facts that still, to me,
doesn't seem like it can be right, is that all chilies originated in Central America.
Even the East Asian and the Southeast Asian chili peppers are like subspecies or descendants
of the chili peppers that were originally in Central America. That's crazy, man. It's like
how you find out that like the tomato is a new world food. So pasta was invented in like
the year negative 2000 or something like that. And people in Italy were just like eating it.
Like they had a dead butter. I will give it that they had butter and like some kind of oils
and stuff like that but you gotta know they're like oh past again fuck the
shit fucking sucks bro but then when they fucking got the tomato sauce they
were like yes man they found tomatoes and they never stopped that was big for
them. And for us, Pisco, Cola, Ice, and a lemon slice. An amber, grape based spirit with
carbonated cola of absolutely no idea. I'm going to say Greece. They're doing all sorts
of crazy stuff in Greece. Not that crazy though. How about Brazil? I have no idea
what goes on in Brazil. Seems like that has to be maybe Chile. Chile is correct.
Piscola, huh?
I mean, I bet it's good.
I like cola.
We had pissed pizza and pissed cola.
Huge.
Oh, you gotta do the plate off.
Gravy and mushy peas, what are you?
Tapioca with pandan juice, water, and sugar
versus stir-fried noodles?
I'd probably go with stir-fried noodles,
cabbage and beef.
that's kind of like they cracked the code on good shit
with that one, it's kind of got everything awesome in it.
I mean, I can't stress enough, I have no proof of this,
except I guess maybe like use your head.
I think I have some like Central to Eastern European DNA
because anytime I see Hungarian or German food in Scrandle,
it's like it's speaking to my fucking soul.
Like I genuinely would rather have this than have that.
But there's, well, I was gonna say
there's no shot this loses,
but are those noodles or bean sprouts?
Bean sprouts?
Fuck it, give me the pork colt, man.
Oh, nevermind.
You think DNA determines your food taste?
Yes, bro.
How else can you explain why white people
like Japanese food so much?
Of course, your DNA determines your palate.
I got you.
I got you with the plaid.
The weight for the wall of bat chest and disappear,
but I got you with that one.
See, I think this looks awesome, too.
What is bat, though?
Cooked lentils and bulgur?
I would eat it for sure, but I got to say,
this looks pretty fucking good.
Donut versus friccadil.
This one's tough because donuts are awesome
and highly underrated perhaps because of their association
with the police, but Frickadel is extremely popular too.
It's like a meatloaf patty, but doughnut, bro.
You got it, that was really close.
You got to go doughnut.
Turnip cake kind of looks good as fuck versus curd rice.
Rice mixed with yogurt and chilies could be interesting.
What is this?
Shredded radish combined with rice flour
Oh, it's gotta be so good.
I didn't even know this existed, man.
Bombardino versus Pomonia.
It's like a tamale, not really.
It's a sweet tamale versus a warm and creamy beverage.
Heart to flat.
thinly sliced potatoes layered with sauteed onions and bacon pour on creamy
red blanch cheese pour in white wine season with salt and pepper man roasted
red bell peppers until charged shreds salt called I gotta go with that the
salt cod kind of it threw me in a direction I gotta go bisque on this one
bro. I didn't think that would be as close kind of like a hot talk or a hot talk I should say.
Not the best looking mac and cheese I've ever seen in my entire life but we go with that regardless.
Goat water versus the galette saucisse bro the damn sausage crepe versus goat water.
I'm going to go with the galette saucisse.
I've been kind of on a roll with food, bro.
Chicken potato has fixed me.
France kind of stays winning.
Italy is rightfully glazed as one of the goats of world cuisine.
French is unfairly maligned, bro.
This French cuisine is a little more inaccessible, has a reputation for being a lot heavier.
If you actually get in the habit of eating some French food, there's some fucking awesome
French food out there.
They try way too hard.
I want my chefs to try.
France is top five, not in North America.
In North America, if you say, do you like French food, people will go, oh, I like French
onion soup, but otherwise it's a little too heavy for me, and then they'll order fried
cheese curds or something like that.
In Europe maybe you guys got the right sort of calibration.
Heavy in North America.
People will literally order like a deep fried pepperoni pizza and then be like, it's a
little greasy.
They'll like, I don't know what, some people they're just, I don't even know man, they
can't help themselves.
They'll order like a fatty food and then put the napkin on the food and be like,
this is disgusting.
get all that grease like you ordered it bro and also fuck you like grease is good
man
you know what and I want or people will be like I don't want a heavy meal I'll
just have something light and then they'll eat something light and go home
and have like a whole bag of like fried corn chips when they get home like
Word, something's not right over here.
Something, something went wrong.
We got knocked off the axis at some point.
We got a tilt in our orbit.
Yeah, just shake your pants.
It's okay, it happens, man.
Rib roll and extras versus salt and pepper chicken loaded fries is a really
tough first one both of these by British standards actually look pretty fucking
good
seems more edible I thought this would be in like the high 80s to be honest
long sausage or fish and chips can I see something pretty I mean for six pounds
At a at a footy match pretty generous portion of fish and chips not the chips so much, but three three pieces of fish pretty good
I'm gonna go fishing chips on that one
And an LA Galaxy game that would be like 31 pounds
It's gonna have to be chicken gyros and chips with without a single doubt
Sausage rolls with hot drink in a chocolate bar or chicken curry with rice
Sausage rolls are really stuffed
They look all right, but it's gonna be hard to be chicken curry with rice for four pounds. Never mind. It's easy
It's pizza dog, bro
Rocky Mountain oysters with chips. No, thank you or festive loaded fries. It's gonna be festive loaded fries
Okay, good people do know those are testicles fair enough
Spring rolls and beansprouts got a clear cheesy chips man
long ass spring roll too. Short rib grilled cheese looks pretty fucking good if I'm being honest with
you. Although unforced error to not slice it diagonally. FC Dallas if you're listening to this
from three years in the past literally just slice it on the diagonal it'll make it taste
five to ten percent better for free. Secondarily chicken strips in Columbia
For four pound, they look pretty fucking good.
Butter chicken poutine, no, but okay, it looks all right.
A barbecue loaded mac and cheese, they're really out here doing the most at Atlanta United.
It's so piled up.
I mean, I think this is a good thing.
This is so piled on, I can't even see the mac and cheese.
But I think if you order mac and cheese, that's kind of what you want.
I think this is a little bit more my speed though.
Chicken bucket.
The tenders look pretty bad to me.
I'm going to be honest with you.
those are frozen like sous vide microwave chicken tenders in my head at least versus
the loaded hot dog with double spicy chili and cheese and some chips that's just not edible
two hot dogs in one bun is just not it can't be done
I think I gotta go with the chicken I think that's that seems crazy I'd love this
see someone try to eat that, to be honest with you. Two hot dogs, one bun. I guess I'm just
a, I'm too old-fashioned for that. American playwright Howard Campbell becomes a Nazi
propagandist in Kurt Vonnegut's World War II novel, What Night? Last night. Florence
Ohans Thompson is the forlorn woman with three kids in Dorothea Lang's super famous depression photo migrant. I
know the photo the
The lady's gone
No, I always thought it was just called
Migrant woman, but I have a hard time believing that his novel is called Woman Knight. Oh
Mother
Whistler's Mother. Anyone else know Whistler's Mother just because of the first Mr. Bean movie?
I don't know shit about art, bro. The state bird of Minnesota is the common species of
what thing that unsurprisingly spends most of its time on lakes? Unsurprisingly, so not
a seagull, I would say, or a bagel, if you will. How about like a heron? Canada
made the Grey J its national bird despite having put a loon on its $1 coin. Okay, fair enough,
that's easy enough. I did not know that the Grey J is our national bird either.
That's why we call it a loony, bro. The lyrics to Bad Touch and One Week both mentioned what 90s
TV series, the boom man of Maybabes that could make me think, oh, whoa, dags files.
I thought it was Sailor Moon bro because that show has got the boom man and maybe that make me think the wrong things
But they do mention the X files as well. I can't disagree with that
Sammy Davis Jr. Did a series of piano tickling ads for what wine and bread brand?
Martini and Rossi. What if I reminded you that he converted to Judaism in 1960? Okay, I don't know
the name of the kosher wine and bread brand in the United States or in Canada for that matter.
And they're the world's largest matzah maker and they anagram to wham
Citizens
I thought it could be schnitzel mom
I
Have no idea thought
Manish wits that was I don't think I ever would have gotten there to be honest
Fair enough. Replacing the illicit cocaine trade with legal weed farms was a campaign
plank for Gustavo Petro, the president of what nation? Colombia? Okay. That's a hard
one. I bet it's pretty easy if you're eating a lot of matzah. I've never purchased matzah
in my life. I don't even know if we have the same matzah company in Canada to be
honest. It goes crazy. Matzah is like it's a it's a bread dumpling, right? No, it's like
it's more like a big cracker. You get but it's a ball in the soup. Now that I think
about it. So that's what I meant. That's matzah ball. It's an unleavened bread. Should eat
some more like Jewish cuisine, man. I'll be honest with you, I really only know like pastrami.
Not bagels, that's true.
Kosher dills. Well, a lot because yeah, but annoying to cook.
Learn to make challah.
Okay, that's not going to happen for a long time, but try to get felt of fish.
Are capers a Jewish food?
I eat a lot of capers when I get the chance.
Not really?
Well, whatever.
Maybe I'll stick to the pastrami for now.
of Kate converted? Honestly, I don't know really how it works. I've just seen a lot of
Seinfeld, so I think I'm going to get myself in trouble. Or maybe I know all there is to
know. I've watched a lot of Seinfeld and a lot of Curb Your Enthusiasm, so I might
be like half up to speed already. So what these names oh my god it's fucking
middle name versus first name again god damn it okay I feel like plus I'm
circumcised that is true thank you for thank you for outing me by the way but
Yes, that is true.
I think Michelle is the most first name leaning.
I think Rebecca's number two.
And then very common in the middle name,
I'm gonna say Marie.
I'm gonna do it like this.
Marie Grace Ray Joan Rebecca Michelle.
Ah, fuck.
Up by one in all dimensions.
No.
Michelle's high. Oh, I forgot about Sarah Michelle Geller, bro
Maybe there's like no Ray first names
There enough 98% is a middle name
No idea, bro, these are at least we kind of clocked Rebecca
Falkie Ray there you go
I think that would be part of the first name though, now that I think about it.
I missed this yesterday, jury duty kind of boring and they ban Twitch.
That's the one thing they should use AI for, bro.
Like I haven't seen the AI movie yet where Chris Pratt proves that he didn't kill his
wife.
to have no jury duty and just like run the case through chat GPT so everyone else can
stay in their house and watch my stream would be way better.
And you might say, how would you feel if your case got brought up to the AI?
If I did that shit, I'd probably be stoked because I'd be like, damn, there's a good
shot this bitch fucks it up and I'm going to leave a free man.
If I was innocent, I might be a little bit pissed off, I guess, because human beings
obviously don't make mistakes.
I don't know, I got to think about it.
Higher percentage of cheap rent.
I'm going to say outside Indianapolis.
Voted more for Obama in 2008?
I'm just checking, because obviously on heuristics,
you'd say New Jersey over Florida.
I don't know, New Jersey suburbs
might be more Republican-coded.
in this part of Florida might be more Democrat-coded,
but I have no idea.
I'm gonna say Burlington County, New Jersey anyway.
More people born outside the U.S., let's go Santa Rosa.
Higher pedestrian cyclist fatalities per capita.
I have a, and by the way, I'm not saying
that this means we should make
worse cycling infrastructure.
But my thinking for this is that
the better the cycling infrastructure,
the more cyclists get killed by cars
because the more people that are incentivized to bike.
So I do think that Seattle is at greater risk.
And I'm wrong.
I'm wrong.
Higher median commute time, I'll level with you.
The commute in Montreal is notoriously fucked up.
But I wouldn't expect you to know that if you're not
Canadian.
Montreal has the most notorious traffic in Canada.
Why?
I don't know.
They have absolutely no idea.
They do have a metro, yeah.
They do have a subway.
They are on an island, I guess, as well.
Why'd they build that shit through an island?
We didn't want you fuckers invading
or some shit like that.
Princess Street in Kingston is pretty bad.
Okay, well, like, is the big dig done yet?
Have they finished the big dig?
Yeah, it's done. It's probably not that bad, then.
Just take King Street, little bro.
Bro, King Street goes kind of like East West and Princess is like up to the Northwest, bro.
Two different directions, man.
If anything though, you should be taking it, you at least take either Queen Street or Brock
Street headed north until you get to division, bro. Then you can go, you can turn right on
Princess, but you shouldn't be taking Princess like north from the Confederation base and
you're out of your mind, bro.
I don't even live there anymore.
What the fuck am I talking about?
No one knows who you're talking about.
Couple people know what I'm talking about.
1620s establishments in Africa.
The capital of Madagascar.
I mean, it's Anthony Narevo.
Every once in a while, an old piece of data can still be accessed.
Every now and then, something that got put up there 20 years ago, they've still got a bookmark in it that I can navigate to.
1820s neologisms, existentialist concepts, German words and phrases, melancholia, pessimism, suffering,
Words with no direct English translation.
I want to say zeitgeist, but I think it's wrong.
Okay, I do not know what weltschmerz is.
Weltschmerz, I do not know that.
They were fucked up in 1820.
I don't even know what I'm looking at, man.
A mood of weariness or sadness about life arising from the acute awareness of evil and suffering?
Nah, man, they think they're David Lynch.
What are men like Frank have to exist?
Geoparks in Greece?
This ain't good for me.
Wait, or is it islands of the North Aegean?
Lesbianism?
Forgive me.
The Isle of Lesbos?
20th century Indian Buddhists.
Born in 1914, died in 1986.
Edmund Hillary, you are fucking.
I wanna say your name is
Tansin Nogatu.
Can I hit you with something?
No, I did not get close enough
to give myself the point on that one.
I obviously have to, I knew who it was,
but I did not know enough to type it properly.
So I think I have to take the honor system on that one.
American Episcopalians who died in London,
child singers, it must be Shirley Temple,
Shirley Temple? Oh Judy Garland, of course. 18th century Christian mystics. Male feminists,
free love advocates, people from Falfam, bro, you look like you're from Falfam. Artists
of the Moravian, I have absolutely no idea, William Blake. He looks like this actor,
Toby Hooper. I want to say his name is Toby Hooper. Bro, you look like Toby Hooper. Those
look a little bit like David Morse. African Great Lakes. I hope you're Lake Victoria.
Yeah, I was just never going to know that to be honest with you, bro. Toby Jones. That's it.
Toby Jones, 2013 South Korean films about trains. Okay, well, no way, this is fucking
Snowpiercer. I just saw screenplays by Bong Joon-ho. Almost made a horrible mistake there.
20th century members of the Illinois General Assembly, commutations granted by Donald Trump,
bro your rod bla goyovitch yeah
can't spell tensing nor gay but i can spell blagojevitch
the Rizzler ass middle-aged man not even middle-aged bro 70 what are you doing looking like that
you look like you're one of the beach boys bro getting up to no good i'll tell you that much
20th Century Presidents in Africa from 1909 to 1972. I'm just not going to know the Prime
Minister of Ghana, man. I'm going to be real with you. Fair enough, though. Fair enough.
Skill check. Failed the skill check. That was a really hard catfishing today.
still reeling over tensing. I knew that it was, I knew his initials were TM.
And I wonder, I did say no gatu, which is almost Will Ferrell in Zoolander.
But isn't, he's famous, right, because didn't he basically carry Sir Edmund Hillary up the
mountain?
And then Sir Edmund Hillary got all the credit, because he's British.
Yeah, pretty much.
He did literally all the work.
It is kind of crazy to be like, I'm the first dude on top of Everest.
By the way, I needed this dude to show me how to get to the top, like what the hell were
they doing, man?
It's from New Zealand.
I didn't know.
Don't even joke, lad.
I mean, listen, I'm sure you got Sir Edmund Hillary on your bills in New Zealand.
I'm not saying he's not like a noteworthy figure.
kind of seems crazy that like there's a huge like difference in the amount of
people who know who Sir Edmund Hillary is versus Penzing Norge including
myself
does anyone live in old Zealand yeah bro like a bunch of Dutch people or
whatever. You're like a 187 ride or die. Ah, 193? Oiling? 191. Okay, bro, 192.
Check the logs. I said that. I'm not good at the obtuse angles. I'm way better at the
the acute angles.
Listen, thank you for the 10 year re-subscription.
It is really funny given all the shit that's
happened from 2016 to 2026 to send the re-submessage
and say thanks for a fun decade.
I'm not going to, we've had some fun.
Don't get me wrong.
But it is considering the history of the last 10 years.
And by the way, I do appreciate it.
It's just a funny message.
I deserve that.
I was being ungracious.
I deserve that.
What a fucking shot, bro.
Imagine being subbed that long.
So true, banal.
Do I have?
Do I have founders badges, man?
Maybe I should check.
I'm just used to never getting new features on Twitch.
And the founders badges from like five years ago,
so maybe they've finally rolled it out to the likes of me.
Mocked.
Moments badges any day.
Discontinued, I'm afraid.
Too expensive to operate.
That was very satisfying
But combo
I don't know how long combos are gonna stick around for staff cover your ears
I have I feel like their time is numbered
But I do love watching the stream and things get serious and then somebody pays like 50 cents to drizzle a bunch of like emotes
On the video feed while they're while they're like keeping it real. It's so fucking funny
Nice little garnish of like a goose going,
whey, or something like that.
Did they remove that?
I think it hasn't been rolled out to everyone yet.
Oh
Huge
You guys watch the Pro Bowl game yesterday, I saw the first quarter
Can I say something you know, I'm the biggest Shadr head out there
Why the hell they they send in a blitzer on
Shador in the Pro Bowl man like just to give him a little bit of respect man. They're past rushing during the
during the damn Pro Bowl
They really got no respect for him whatsoever man
He's asked. It was crazy to see like first Pro Bowl selection, four games played, seven touchdowns,
ten interceptions, but like I mean the AFC was just cooked to begin with. I mean what do you mean
the QBs are Joe Burrow, Joe Flacco, and Shudder Sanders, man. How does this happen? I guess
Everybody said no
Talk this bro
Injuries mostly big news
Like where's bow nicks bro
I did see um should there Sanders throw a pick six in the Pro Bowl game and then Michael Parsons rolled onto the field in a motorized scooter because he had like ACL surgery or whatever two months ago and he was like going crazy.
was like going crazy on the field in the motorized scooter.
Refs were taking it too seriously.
I couldn't believe they called it back, man.
I can't remember what penalty they called,
but I was like, it's the Pro Bowl.
Like, what are we doing here?
Oh, my god.
I don't think there's going to be a landmark performance here.
I think we're zeroing in on worst of all time.
156 damn everybody sucks. Okay, that's not even that bad
Behind schedule chasing trains I went to express internationally behind schedule
This is easy
elude
EHCS
chasing
trains I
It's
Rearranged into schedule
Express is is a double meaning word could obviously mean to go fast or it could mean to
demonstrate
Demonstrate is ten letters though. I went inter
inter
Nationally I need help
Chasing is a deletion indicator and went is a repositioning indicator.
Swap the order of some fodder.
And the fodder, of course, is behind schedule trains and I find a synonym for one.
Late.
Chasing trains, delete I, chasing trains, trains.
Okay, anyway, I'm getting something.
And delete the I, which means you have TR, A, N, S.
Translate, express internationally translate.
Oh, okay, we got there, we got there.
After two clues, we got there.
With a birdie I might say.
And now I will, to prove it, I will explain it to you.
Okay? Are you ready?
In just a moment.
Find a synonym for behind schedule.
That's late.
Chasing trains.
I don't really know what, I think that means that we...
late is chasing trains so it's behind it and then we put trains at the front and
I went the I went away bye bye translate which means to express
internationally that simple we kind of got there eventually I went I went you
see Wyatt and Willie contradicted Punxsutawney Phil bro my problems is
too woke. They won't wake up the groundhog for a groundhog day. I saw a video on it.
The most famous groundhog in British Columbia is in Victoria, but they don't want to wake
it up to interrupt its hibernation. So they just kind of like do a medical checkup on it.
And then I think they like shine a light behind its head and then like see how it reacts
to its shadow on a piece of paper and they're like he didn't like it it's
obviously six more weeks of winter.
Faced? Yeah I mean it's kind of fucked up. Imagine if like we had a human to ground
hog translator and they're like we wake you up for a fucking what? You know
Punxatani Phil he has like a fucking midsummer surreal moment every time.
Bro goes to sleep on like December 1st, wakes up two months later, there's a
motherfucker in like a top hat that picks him up and holds him out Simba style in
front of like a thousand people and then like they all go oh and then he just goes
back to sleep for like two more months bro that's crazy
that bro has the least real life of any creature that's ever lived on planet
earth
Anyway, sorry, mic tap.
Plus, he lives in Gobler's knob, bro, you look like you're from Bug Tussle.
about virginity gone wrong from doofenshmirtz. I have no idea. Character did nothing wrong,
writer needs to find more horrors, Hollywood owes actor an apology, this finally found its target
audience. So it's contemporary, lying about virginity gone wrong. Character did nothing wrong.
Weirdly disappointed because this was a critical failure that has since is this Jennifer's body
Jennifer's body is the horror movie that's gotten the most apologia in my life it is okay
when this came out it was seen as a colossal failure failure that has since been saved a
little bit as kind of like a feminist movie and I have not seen it so I have no idea whether
they're not it's good, but it is on the watch list.
Colt Classic now?
5.6 out of 10 on IMDB?
Yeah, but 3.6 on Letterbox.
I mean, I don't want...
I mean, I don't want...
IMDB...
I'm just not gonna say it.
I'm just not gonna say it.
One of the greatest websites of all time, especially if you want to find out who...
What's that actor's name that I saw in this movie?
Oh, there he is. And what else did I see him in? Oh, this thing.
They never should have allowed user ratings on the movies, man, because it's just...
With no disrespect, it's co-worker coded.
It's a dad website.
I know Gladiators got like a 9.1 on there.
Which I like Gladiator, don't get me wrong, but Letterbox is user ratings, yes but they're
all like 23 year olds on Vivance, so like the reviews are a little bit more interesting,
sometimes frustrating but more interesting and their taste skews a little bit more
towards what I like as well.
It sounds like Freedom 90 by George Michael, but I don't know what he was up to in 1970.
Easy part two.
You know what it could be?
There ain't chances could be.
Guaaan, guaaan, guaaan, guaaan, guaaan, guaaan, guaaan, guaaan, guaan, guaaan, guaaan, guaaan,
guaaan, guaaan, guaaan, guaaan, guaaan, guaaan, guaaan, guaaan.
Because if so, we're about to hear the greatest glorp of all time.
No, we live in a twilight world, bro
It's ABC by the Jack so I think the board might still be pretty good to be honest with you
Lord might still be all right
Yeah, that's... that's not my tempo.
It sounds like if they put ABC on the Napoleon Dynamite soundtrack.
Turn that jungle music down, just until we're out of town.
so true. Second best song ever written, about a threesome. Number one's obviously got to
be The Golden Rule by The Lonely Island. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
no, no. Summertime in the city. And everyone is having sex. Oh, you know, I just met up
with a girl that I met last week at the Payless shoe store. You know what I'm talking
about this looking pretty fucking good bro I've also got a cutie to call who
loves the way I knock on her boots something about like you don't have to
hand it to Justin Timberlake but I do I do love when Andy Sandberg says roll
up to the crib with the bottles and James and then Justin Timberlake pops off
the bus I'm off the bus with the alize that's that line is really good 52 48 kind
of a good day for me and cuddle anyway I'm gonna go pee let's do our pubg
casuals after that I'll be right back
you
you
you
Chicken potato yes sir three hours away though kind of got a lock in and just like eat the
hunger for a little bit.
Anyone got the clip of Lemmy playing Dark Souls and he says don't just stand in front of
him John before getting hit.
Librarian can you look that up? I believe I've seen that clip and I love all
Limmy clips. Don't just stand there John! That's more British I apologize.
So many good ones man. Not your dad, not your dad. Or I mean your dad
Wanks on all fours and then his reaction to that is a fucking classic man. It's a fucking classic
I think that's TLS
Librarian do we have do we have the clip?
Let me clip where he says don't just stand there
John I gotta do all this shit myself
About this one the origins of Mon John
Call us into the sub
Five months of top-flight entertainment
Monjok
Like that, and I gave
There's a mudrunner maybe it started where you can pick another
vehicle and then that can sort of tell you and I was kind of saying as if I'm
man I need to get the fuck out of this we'll get the same the damn clip they
were shut John how about this one
This is dead by day.
He bailed me out of that fucking wart.
This door's gonna shut!
It will shut joint!
New era react streamer just watches the clips and reacts with the overlay on the whole time.
Oh
It's loading bro
Hey, that's pretty good what I tell you back down the line I'll find the clip you'll play
it live
No, you can't DMC a
What do you think I'm yelling for?
Chicken Potato is still going well.
You're cake on me sushi for lunch yesterday.
So I got one extra day of chicken potato in the hopper,
but I ain't complaining, bro.
I'm on chicken and beans.
It couldn't be me because I find modern society's carb phobicness very, very annoying.
I know beans are carbs, but you can't tell me you're not trying to, you know.
You're still, that's carb phobic.
You need a staple carb in your diet, bro.
People have had staple carbs in their diet for like, since the existence of homo sapiens
sapiens, man. I just like beans. Oh, they throw some rice on the side that you need a staple
carb. Chicken and quinoa. I'll accept it. I'm not a quinoa head, but I'll accept
The hell is this, bro?
Yeah, I mean, a lot of people are saying that you're still on chicken and potato.
First, look at me, of course I'm still on chicken and potato.
Secondly, it's still awesome.
I still look forward to it every single day because I like chicken, potato, and hot sauce.
Thirdly, the oatmeal for breakfast is going so well, man.
I'm loving the oatmeal for breakfast.
How do you get enough fiber?
Well, the oatmeal for breakfast,
and it's not the only thing I eat all day.
I eat other foods throughout the day.
And then also, once every week,
I cut up five green peppers,
and then after I finish chicken potato,
I just fill the Tupperware with green peppers
and eat them all.
It's that simple.
Not enough fiber? You don't even have to worry about that. Everything's running A-OK right
now. What is going on in my arrangil bro? Hello Simbicda by the way. Arangil's at dust now?
Did they remove my snow? What happened to my lighting bro? This is crazy. This is like when
when you get a new video card.
What is this?
The shadows are too real.
Get that out of here.
This is kind of like being outside in Vancouver today.
The fuck you mean is 15 degrees in February, bro?
Gonna have performative software engineers
on Jericho Beach doing like some kite surfing and shit like that.
Cod? Cod? Vancouver got those latex baddies. You talking about like Jennifer Lopez
in the cell looking motherfucker right here? You're so fucking for real let me
chat. How does Tarsim sings the fall have a 4.2 out of 5 on letterbox pissing
me off? I saw it when it came out and I was like this is like a three. The
The consensus is at a 4.2 just because it looks like a music video.
You're literally flicking me.
It's so good.
It's a beautiful movie to look at.
4.2 is insane, bro.
What's super bad at?
It's like half a star over super bad.
No, get real, kid.
I don't think so.
I don't think so at all.
We love Superbad as a benchmark.
It's one of the greatest movies made in my lifetime for sure.
Where we dropping boys?
Honestly, I'm getting a milta vibe from this, bro.
a heavy Milta vibe. I'm going to look at Milta. I'm going to learn from Apollo and I'm going
to learn how to drop from Apollo going Milta. So now that we're past Milta, I'm obviously
not going to drop Milta. This is going to be full of stream snipers. We will be dropping
somewhere else. That was just to maybe get like, I don't know, two or three stream snipers
out of the airplane first. Let's go see what's going on on North Georgie, man.
Let's speak on the Lady Gaga feature in the Lonely Island music video.
Hey, boys, I want you both. I hope that you think that's cool. I know most guys
won't freak together she forgot about the golden rule uh-huh yeah it's all locked
up there I think that's a good one what are one of my favorite Lonely Island
songs for sure
I do like when it when he says it dates back to ancient Greece and then they
go I'm talking about Caesar
Just realized yesterday how many Flight of the Concord songs I still know the words to.
Ricky it's so like my kids been listening to funny music and like I almost feel like
as a as the exact midpoint of the millennial generation I have to apologize for the fact
that I still a know all the songs and also like them even though it's so like it's
It's a product of its times, man.
They were doing a freestyle rap battle,
the hip-hop eponymous versus the Rhyme Noceros.
They call me the hip-hop eponymous.
My lyrics are bottomless.
I mean, it's...
But that was the era we were in, man.
Ain't no party like my granny's tea party.
Like in 07, we were going,
Yes, man, nobody's doing it like this.
Yeah, it's a little Jean-Légevoir coded, Jean-Légevoir.
He does say, did Steve tell you that per chance?
It's like, I'm not gonna say it's aged poorly,
But what I would say is that it's a product of its time.
I need that.
Kind of red-icoded.
Yeah, yeah, a little bit.
But, you know, again, I don't hate them for it.
And I still like them like it some of them still go kind of hard
Grows on just chatting can I ask you something like a sincerely who cares the first thing I say is who cares
Because you're getting me heavily into guy who territory.
I'm making up a guy, but it turns out the guy actually exists.
Guy who gets offended that the streamer's in the wrong Twitch category would be like,
I'm just going to say I don't think you want that evil on yourself.
It's a Twitch rule, isn't it?
Okay, Randall, as soon as we get the building looted, we'll change it.
Can you show me Mercy for a little bit before you tell the teacher?
It's a rule.
You ever stop to think, is it a good rule?
No, of course not. It's just a damn rule.
Okay, now we're fucking fully looted.
That that guy never broke any rules?
Everybody's a fan of following the rules until you ask them
uh... what speed they drive in their car that's one thing i've noticed
speeding is literally against the law
but the people who uh... are really really self-righteous about never doing
anything against the law get real quiet when you ask him how fast they drive
when the speed limits fifty miles an hour
PUBG Battlegrounds.
I steal but I drive the speed limit?
Well that's crazy because you have to drive at the flow of traffic.
I only drive 6-7.
Yes, man.
Georgia kind of swag today. I'm a 40 kilometer an hour Andy. I'd be crawling like a viper through
these suburban streets. I know I said it before there's lots of roads in Vancouver where technically
the speed limit is 50 kilometers an hour but there's traffic on like parked on both sides of
the street bumper to bumper so like every time I'm driving I'm like a little kid with a soccer
ball could just pop out and nobody would see them. So I'm usually doing like 25-30 in those
parts of the city and the people behind me are going fucking insane. They're losing their
damn minds. And I don't know what to tell you. I don't feel comfortable going 50 in
the 50 with all the street parking on both sides. Two-way traffic but there's only
room for one car to go like it's just it's not gonna happen bro I'm gonna drive
at the speed that I can drive and still feel comfortable that tap the brakes if
if a soccer ball rolls out into the street
hang on I got baby it's cold outside shorts it's not a diaper
These are baby, it's cold outside, shorts.
You wouldn't know.
A lot of kids playing soccer on the streets of Vancouver.
Yeah.
I mean, not like in the street, but occasionally like kicking a ball out of their front yard
and then it goes boom, boom, and it bounces into the street and the kids going out there
with like their arms stretched out, not paying attention to the cars and stuff like
that.
some painkillers really quick. Also, people who speed, they love to pull this on you.
I'm going somewhere. Okay, first off, buddy, we're all in a car. We're all going somewhere.
That's what cars do. Secondly, they hate this. They hate when you ult on them. Why didn't
you leave earlier? Just hit them with a, oh, why didn't you leave five minutes earlier?
They go with fucking insane.
It's awesome.
I did write in my notes app yesterday and the title of the notes app is, um, Stand Up for
Five Year Olds and here's the only thing it says.
It says, uh, and then they hit you with the classic.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Some of you know where I'm going.
Oh, you must be tired.
Bitch, I'm not tired.
I sleep 12 hours a night.
You're just pissing me off right now.
That's all I wrote in the article, or in the note, I should say.
True plus two.
I thought about it, because my kid wasn't listening to me, and I said, oh, you must be
tired.
She didn't say the other part.
Part was a construction of my own psyche.
Shower argument with my own kid?
A little bit.
Holy shit, is that the ice cream truck?
No, no.
Did you see Sebastian Stan's look?
I did see his look in the movie Fjord, where he does resemble me.
And then I saw that it had 14,000 likes on Twitter.
And I went, damn, 14,000 and L had still on Twitter logged in.
Like we got to get those numbers down, man.
crazy to me. But then it also is really bad. It's like too good for my self-esteem, because
now it's got me saying shit like, yeah, I think if I got a hairpiece I'd basically look just
like the Winter Soldier. If I had Lasik and hair, I think I'd basically look like Sebastian
Stan. Like it's, it's, you never should have shown me that because I'm getting
way too powerful
is that a fucking person bro?
I can't believe I'm saying this about PUBG but the lighting is too fucking good bro
it's so good I like the the bots don't stand out on the environment anymore
It really is life, bro.
Nice, good job.
You okay?
Oh, that's good as a thing.
someone fade this person know
real but
now I'm hard to tell no lean
Yeah, you don't want to do that um, not against a beast like me anyway
Dude walk into it. I don't know what to tell you. They literally have a chip. That's a real person
Good shooting, kid.
You shooting from like 3,000 yards away?
Bots have chips.
Computer chips.
Maybe.
Plus two.
You a tostito scoops Andy?
I'm basically like any, any corn chip at all type of guy.
The only one, and this is the most normie take on corn chips.
The only one I'm not fucking with is the hint of lime.
The hint of lime is like the lime, I don't care if it's genuine,
it tastes so artificial that it's just like, it doesn't feel right.
It's like eating like dish soap or something.
Now, if they were in front of me, I'd still eat it
because I have limited self-control, but...
I would prefer, if I'm buying it from the store,
I would prefer almost any other variety.
There's just no getting out of that.
That was perfect. Now was it a bot? Oh sources, sources say a lot of stuff these days.
I almost missed you there um you look like you're from Kalamazoo you foo it's been a
big raindrop in my glamid day in chat and honestly I'm loving every second of it
raindrop cleared raindrop did I when when he breathes that's a real person
I told you, when he breathes on the camera and it leaves like moisture on the lens,
I mean Christopher Nolan could never, bro.
I mean how do you, I'm not mad, trust me.
How do you lose to me in a fight like that?
It barely seems possible.
Better car, maybe?
Better car, Saul?
Nice bulge?
It's literally not a diaper.
I've stressed many times. These are baby. It's cold outside shorts
I mean there's fellas at the church no fellas in the smoke I
Can't tell it's dissipating. I thought it might have been just getting stronger and stronger
Geez Louise!
Saved by my reflexes, bro.
He's striking me as real fellas, based on the fact that they've been fighting for an
hour and a half and haven't hit each other yet.
Where are you?
Whoa! There he is, R! Oh, no! Why did I should have stayed in my car and run him over?
Shoulda had him.
Def, I actually have had my audio really low.
I'm turning it up to 6-7 right now.
Oh, that's way too loud.
James Corden to the cabs. I don't know anything about basketball. I'm afraid
Sorry to say
James Corden, I'd say James Corden
James Corden to the cabs is fucking funny
Say what you will about James Corden, but Bro did just disappear, right?
Or did he just go back to England after his show ended?
Disappeared to England?
England doesn't want him either.
I feel like James Corden is like Los Angeles-coded, but Los Angeles-coded circa like 2002.
Like the same era that like the simple life was on TV and stuff like that.
I don't know if there's any place for him anymore, man.
Now that VH1 is not making like a new season of flavor of love or whatever, like I don't
know, I don't know where he can go, man.
Because he definitely does not, he's not like Ohio coded, he's not like Midwest coded.
He's certainly not New York or Los Angeles coded. Actually, to be honest with you, it feels like
he would fucking crush like a daytime TV show filmed in Toronto.
I think they would take him with open arms. Now you're going to say why not Vancouver? We don't
even have the, we don't have daytime TV shows filmed here. We don't have that kind of budget
in our CBC. Like who's that lady that I always want to give me one second that I always see
I think her name is Mary Bird. If you're ever on a Canadian article and the cookies know
you're Canadian, it will serve you an ad that's a Canadian lifestyle slash food television
host in handcuffs and then the article title is like they finally got her
shocking news for beloved TV host and I'm like damn what what did she do
they're given her the perp walk I just saw her make like a chicken fricacy
yesterday lock her up yes dude Mary Bird has had it too good too long I don't
I don't think her name is Mary Bird now that I think about it.
I think I got her confused with the basketball fella.
Chicken fricassee so good, yum yum.
You know the white spoons made that shit on culinary class wars, right?
What were they thinking, man, two different styles of kimbap on the plate, like that's
not enough to impress the judges?
What are they doing?
Ah, no spoilers please.
No spoilers.
That don't impress me much, that's true.
Ricky, by the way, you got me listening
to Untitled How Does It Feel by D'Angelo, nonstop.
I've had the actual,
I wouldn't call it an ethical dilemma
because it's not that far.
But I have had, it's crossed my mind.
Can I listen to this song in the car with my child?
It's not like a lub song, but it is also obviously the sexiest song ever made by anybody ever.
But then the flip side of that is like, wouldn't I be a bad dad if I was like, no, she can't
listen to good music.
I've been torn about that one, but I just fucking, I just fucking send it because it's
that good, man.
Canada host you're thinking of is Marilyn Dennis?
I'm telling you, I know Marilyn Dennis as well, and I'm not surprised that the ads
also have her, but they got the Mary Berg ads too.
They know that like Canadian octogenarians is like, basically that's like John Lennon
to them.
If you are over 65 years old and Canadian, if you see that ad, you have no chance.
You're going to click on it.
Has she seen the Wiggles? Yeah, bro. She's seen every children's focused singer. She's
seen the Wiggles. She's got lots of videos on the Wiggles. Is this what we're doing here?
Those are all right.
Trust me, it could be a lot worse.
Fruit salad, yummy, yummy, yeah, I mean it's kinda like, it's kinda antiquated kids' music.
Kids are on to some more advanced stuff now.
One of them bullied my friend's dad at boarding school.
That's a curious story, but I'm not going to cancel any of the wiggles over some shit
that literally must have happened like 50 plus years ago in boarding school.
That's just not going to happen.
It's not going to happen here.
Other parts of the Internet maybe, but...
I gotta get me some of this, man.
No vehicles?
Now, I mean, I believe bullying is real. No question.
But, being bullied by one of the Wiggles, you're absolutely right. It is fucked up.
You really gotta either carry that with you your whole life, or be like,
I got bullied by one of the Wiggles.
I got bullied by the one who goes beep beep chug a chug a big red car, man.
He wasn't doing that shit back.
You didn't know her back in boarding school, bro.
Back in boarding school, he wasn't saying beep beep chug a chug a big red car.
He was saying, give me your lunch money.
Are they from New Zealand?
Give me your lunch money, mate.
Lad, give me your lunch money.
Is that a Georgie Pie, mate?
Give me a give me a Georgie Pie
Survivor hatch
Sorry
Can I say something he was not moving like a bot
They're gonna see something my throat's dry as fuck, bro.
Yeah, nice misses.
You almost made me cough.
How do you think this is going to go for you, fella?
Yeah, like that, I'd say, like that.
He was trying to stay friendly.
These bots are asses.
This literally was obviously not a bot.
Did not lean a single time.
Yeah, okay.
Yeah, okay. Okay, but we did kill some non-bots in the last game. Four non-bots.
And I cry sometimes when I'm lying in bed just to get it all out what's in my head
and I, I, I know what I'm talking about.
Well, I'm not even messing with you. My kid said,
Daddy, I only like one of your songs.
I was trying to guess which one it was. I threw out some Weezer stuff.
stuff she's like nah throughout a little steely dance she said uh-uh and I said I
give up which one is it she said it hey a a a
it's a good song don't get me wrong it was yeah it was not your gold teeth to
Who are these children who scream and run wild?
She's not really messing with that, more on the he-man stuff.
My germs.
Learn how to shoot, bro.
You want some kills?
Learn how to shoot.
Maud.
Boiler knees.
Oh shit.
Some good names in this game, man.
Two first aids and an energy drink.
What a lovely day.
Love to fit, King.
Talking about this.
It kind of goes crazy with the ascot.
I don't think I got the confidence to pull it off personally, but more power to him.
To um...
Did you watch the last Planet of the Apes movie?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I caught it on the TV at the hotel and it didn't make any sense to me, man.
We got like all these monkeys fighting each other.
Chill out lads.
enough room at the zoo for everybody. Appreciate the layup on that one. Awful awful joke.
It's actually so fucking good, and you just don't appreciate it.
Let's go.
It's not a good joke, it's actually a great joke, and your favorite joke is probably some
no-so-gradio shit.
Some joke you stole from like a comedy textbook.
This is original from a purity of spirit, undiluted by convention.
Can you explain the joke?
Guy who doesn't get the planet of the AIDS movies,
and thinks that they're fighting because there's not enough room in the zoo for everybody?
Watch out, y'all.
Bro, you're literally in the red zone.
Whoops.
Actual real human.
Like he was...
Jeff...
Jeff G. Kwan is definitely a real guy.
He was moving different, bro.
100%.
Oh, I gotta get out of here.
I thought I would get in the house to get safe from the red zone, but I guess I'm just
gonna run through the red zone to get safe from the circle, bro.
It's okay because you never hear the one that blows you up so as long as we're hearing lots
of bombs we should be fine
that's a tough shot wow kill bro
you're right we must destroy the flying machine whoa what the fuck it was
actually briefly so hit-able
shit he's coming back around for a second pass
that the red zone or is that is that the fellow
fuck
anybody got a boat?
get faded a little bro
Logged. I kill. Um, we got a long ass way to go, bro.
Mortgage in Scotch. Mortgage in Scotch, kind of a great name.
Here they come.
He's gearing down.
I was wasting all of the ammo, oh shit he's awesome.
He's actually awesome.
I'm not gonna lie, like I'm a little mad but also he's so cool.
I would love to do this myself one day.
How we doing with, uh,
okay, Sydney Cosby, kind of a crazy name.
How does nine millimeter do against, uh,
a flying machine?
Bad? Bro, they won't even let you take a blender on an airplane. Those things are weak.
I'm fuses 45s. Yeah, not in Brendan's world, bro.
Those sneaking suspicion, we're going to die in the blue.
need a car to save us back in the blue huh yeah oh this is Chad from high school
whoa are you little Ryan whoa dude glad to see you finally embraced male pattern
baldness we always wondered what happened to you after the incident there
you are measured my surprise when I just see you in the blue haha we should
catch up sometime bro
all right we auto run nine first aids we're literally gonna make it it's
just going to be annoying. What was the incident at your high school? I'm trying to think.
I think in the 12th grade, somebody got outed for having a list that not like Epstein style,
but like a list more like the pit season one, episode two style list.
And then there was like an underground Ritalin trading ring that happened as well.
the fuck. Well, he's hurt, man.
You got me pretty good chest of cheese.
Okay, not too much I could have done about that, to be honest with you.
There's too many real incidents in here.
We need more funny incidents.
What's this one?
Ten people in the senior class above me got arrested for pissing on the lockers and using
fire extinguishers is a senior prank. Not a good prank for sure. Definitely not a good
prank to just piss and use fire extinguishers. Isn't it supposed to be like you steal like
something that was really high up or something like that? Someone's mom made out with them
during the assembly. The mom made out with their own kid during the assembly. Is that
what you're telling me here? That during an assembly someone made out with their mom.
That sounds crazy, man. Like making out with your mom, obviously you feel like really,
really bad to begin with but like in public at the assembly where it's gotta be like the
worst place. Oh it was the boys volleyball. Someone's mom was making out with somebody
on the boys volleyball team or the whole volleyball team. Either way it's pretty bad.
She was disguised as a student kind of like an undercover boss situation is that what
you're saying? Let's see, kids switched out the morning
announcements tape for an adult film and multiple teachers
played it before there was an announcement. That's okay.
That's a good senior prank. If I may. That's a quality senior
prank. No, I don't think so kid. My sister graduated in 1998. They
used concrete to make an additional speed bump on the slow
road leading into the parking lots. Urbanist ass fucking
prank. What's next senior prank? We're going to erect some
ballards around some areas where cars keep popping up on the
sidewalk and hit crashing into people?
Put up a damn traffic cam.
Those are illegal, bro.
People got caught fucking at the 30 hour famine
overnight, stay at school.
I believe that.
That did not happen in my 30 hour famine
or at least I was not involved.
But it got me thinking that this is probably not something
that's gonna last.
A, so for anyone that's not aware, in Ontario,
at least when I went to school, you had to get 40 hours
of community service to get your high school diploma.
So basically the whole thing is everybody cheats the system.
I'm not saying it's good, but it's finding the most
frictionless way possible to get 40 hours
so you can actually graduate.
The average story is that someone in your family
owns a store and you work for them for like two hours
and then they sign that you did 40 hours
and then you can graduate.
It's like a technical, it's basically cheating the system
but it's incentivized by the school board.
But I didn't have any friends or friends' parents
who like owned the store that I knew about.
So I volunteered at my aunt's non-profit.
I set up a router for her and a printer,
and then she signed eight hours,
but I still had to get like 32 hours.
So there was this fundraiser called the 30 hour famine,
where you raised money for some kind of like
end world hunger charity,
but they would give you 30 hours
just for doing the 30 hour famine.
All you had to do was not eat for 30 hours.
I thought that was the easiest way to get my hours
so I could graduate and guess what?
It fucking was obviously, it was free basically.
How would they know?
You had to stay at the school.
So you stopped eating at lunchtime or something like that
and then you stayed at the school overnight
for like a sleepover and then,
I'm just gonna land right here.
And then you left that like just after lunchtime
the next day or something like that.
I can't remember the exact hours of it.
It was pretty sick, man.
Because I remember me and Malph did it.
We brought our Xboxes.
We did a bunch of like Halo LAN
and we watched the movie Dog Soldiers.
And then we went to sleep and then we woke up
and like, I don't know, played dodgeball
for like an hour and a half.
And then they were like, it's over.
Pizza time, which was fucking sick.
But I do remember that there were kids who were like,
they would go to the bathroom,
they would like flash potato chip bags in their jacket
and they would go to the bathroom and eat potato chips.
And I just remember being like,
this is like morally bankrupt, man.
This shit is already like too easy.
Like we're already cheating the system
and you're like, check it out.
I'm cheating the system even more
by eating chips during the 30 hour famine.
You're like, man.
But then I did hear like the year after I graduated
they took it down to 10 hours
because the meta got exploited too fast.
Which makes sense.
Yeah, they patched it.
Were you hungry?
I mean, I was hungry, but like 30 hours
It's not really that bad, to be honest.
I thought someone was pouring gasoline on me, to be honest.
10 hour fast, that's just sleeping.
So I think I need to reiterate, it's called the 30 hour famine.
I mean, calling it a famine was maybe doing a little
too much work to begin with, but.
It was like we had pizza at the end of it.
And then I remember my parents picked me up and my dad had just bought a 2005 Honda Accord
Oh, that bad boy had some get-up-and-go.
Anyway, how did you cheat the system to get your 40 hours?
2000s Honda had the sauce. Very fun car to drive at age 17. I did two hours a week for
a year at the soup kitchen. Okay, anybody else cheat the system though? It sounds like you
You did it the way they wanted you to do it, which is honestly awesome for you and I think
community services are very important, but I wish you hadn't typed that, to be honest.
I did tutoring for a friend.
That's not community service.
I think we're in the same boat on that one.
Tutoring your friend is not community service.
My mom worked at the high school,
that's the dream right there,
unless it was the mom from the other story.
Tutored elementary school kids
with learning disabilities twice a week, fuck you, man.
Have you ever been hungry?
Yeah, that's what I thought.
Stupid.
Mom, stop. You know the kid was saying that. Mom! Mom, what the heck are you doing?
That guy that was kissing his mom? Apparently it wasn't his mom. It was the, or it wasn't
him I guess I should say. It was the, somewhere between one person on the volleyball team
and the entire volleyball team.
I'm reading the story right now. She had a disguise on.
The mom went in disguise to her own kid's assembly to make out with another kid from the high school.
That's... I'm going to go ahead and say it.
That mom should not have done that.
That's really bad.
There's a full video and a news story. Damn, that is fucking humiliating, bro.
Have you seen today's moms? I'm not answering that question.
I see my beautiful wife every day, who is also a mother.
No, that's not the only thing she is.
Sir, what does that mean? Well, she's also a streamer.
It was in Calgary?
Okay, it all makes sense. All right, now I get it.
She's also a sushi enjoyer all level with you. I think something happened and
I
Mean I here's what I would say happened
I think I've become less pro pizza and more pro sushi and now as a result of that
My wife has actually passed me in in pizza enjoyment, I think she's she's throwing out the flyer for pizza for
dinner and I'm acquiescing and going, yeah, sure, sure, it's been a while.
And then I think my sushi enjoyment has started to equal her sushi enjoyment.
How often is it Papa John's?
Well, I'm a wife guy, but like not in a nefarious way.
I mean if she wants pizza she always wants Papa John's
Now it's not the best pizza out there, but I'm just happy to be eating bro
Also, I found out there's a little tip for me if you're ordering Papa John's
Start out lay the groundwork for like two years of
Ordering like a lot of food and tipping to be fair
But ordering a lot of food every time you order Papa John's
And then start scaling back the orders and they will just wonder what they're
doing to lose your business and they'll just start bringing you free stuff. So like
my kid used to like pizza but she doesn't really like it anymore so we
cut the pepperoni off the order cut all the appetizers off the order and no
drinks because they really only have like mug root beer and then dude showed
up last time we ordered pizza with like a two liter of Pepsi and said I forget
what he said but he was like we just wanted to throw in a Pepsi for you I
was like that's awesome but at the same time it's like this is this is it's
empowering me to do some other nefarious stuff now I'm gonna order even
less I'm not next time I'm just gonna order a Pepsi and hope you come up
with the pizza. How much pizza were you ordering for that to happen? We'd usually get a large
garden fresh and then a medium one topping pepperoni because they usually had a deal.
The pepperoni was for my kid. And then also for me to eat after I finish the garden
fresh. What's on a garden fresh? Oh, it doesn't really matter. Green peppers, onions, mushrooms,
tomatoes, Madison squares. It has frozen veggies on it. Yeah, I mean, when they say
Mayer ingredients, Mayer pizza, Bon Hom John, I think they're lying, but still kind of tasty.
Bonhomme means snowman, whatever.
I didn't see you at Carnival this year.
How many roles deeply are you in a sushi session?
Um, that's a good question.
i mean it depends it depends on the place
you're going to have a lot of answers you're gonna be mad you're gonna be mad
and you're gonna think that i'm like putting on airs
uh... added
uh... decent
but not awesome sushi place
i might be like a few basic roles and uh... an appetizer along the line of
like a spinach go my or something like that
and i did see she plays
i would much rather just get the the straight up uh...
combo
where I would get like maybe seven or eight pieces of sushi.
I told you, they think I'm putting on airs, bro.
I do love a yen tempura roll.
Not six or seven.
Oh, that's not even close to enough.
Let's be for fucking real right now.
I don't care.
I mean, a meme is a meme.
Don't get me wrong.
But six or seven pieces, not even close.
Pop behavior.
Isn't that boo boo?
I don't know why, but I'm hesitant to order chicken teriyaki.
I know why, but you're not ready to hear it.
Or maybe this will free you.
Because society has told you that ordering chicken teriyaki at a sushi restaurant
is like a guy who doesn't eat sushi coated,
which is seen as a negative thing.
coded which is seen as a negative thing.
I'm tired bro.
So instead we really have people out here that are like I can't order chicken teriyaki
they'll think I don't like sushi and then they'll be like all have the spicy tuna combo
please.
No disrespect for the spicy tuna enjoyers.
Or you're gonna die in the blue.
Never mind.
Look at that spray control.
You can get Karagin. I'm trying to get snatched, bro.
Plus, Goma is pretty fucking good. I mean, is it as good as popcorn chicken? Let's not go crazy, but...
Goma is still pretty fucking good.
You're already skeletal?
Flashback to the comment during the dulls where they were like, why do Americans think
you're anorexic if you weigh under 200 pounds?
Bro, I told you, I'm on the chicken potato until my mom says, hey, are you okay?
looking a little thing. When she says that, when she says, are you sick? I am going to
then reconsider where I'm at. Because that might mean that you've gone exactly
far enough. Moms always want you to have a little bit of extra, I was gonna say
cushion for the cushion, but I don't want to mix metaphors here. I don't want
it to sound like a Calgary metaphor, you know? They want you to have some more
meat on the bones, exactly.
Is Calgary like Canada's Alabama? No, Alberta kinda is, but Alberta encompasses a lot of
different state archetypes, but it could be even scarier than Calgary. It could be
be anywhere else in Alberta outside of Edmonton.
Sorry, anywhere else in Alberta.
I say anywhere else in Calgary.
I think I might have screwed up my Canadian geography problem.
Pfft.
Pfft.
Pfft.
Pfft.
Pfft.
Pfft.
Pfft.
Pfft.
Pfft.
Pfft.
Pfft.
Pfft.
Pfft.
Pfft.
You could post a Canadian map with a red circle on Manitoba and be like, what goes on in this
part of the house? And I would have to reply, I do not know.
Drinking a lot of slushies. I know that. They're drinking a lot of slushies.
A real guy for sure?
Well, he froze.
Bots don't freeze like that unless they're in the Winnipeg.
B.C. conservative coded outside of the Lower Mainland?
No, bro.
Like a lot of it, yeah.
But there's always, like, Vancouver Island is always electing, like, a Green Party
representative or something like that.
Vancouver Island is like the one safe green seat in British Columbia.
Don't put that on them.
Or this, maybe a sea to sky?
I can't remember.
Sydney, BC.
Damn, I asked you earlier about that.
Gulf Islands?
Bro, you look like you're from Galeana.
Fuck, I need to travel with NBC, man.
I don't know enough about the world around me, which is important, I think.
Boy, you look like you're from Kedji Makujik.
No, no, not you. Not you're next. You're next.
Wait your turn.
first
alright now sorry sir sorry thank you for your patience
i've been killed by a real human
Definitely not a bot. Definitely a real human.
Oh shit, and the fucking circle's coming in, bro.
And I'm driving through a bunch of half-walls and one of my tires is gone!
I hope it helps, I'm not driving. I'm literally in the back passenger seat, bro.
Chappell Rowan trying to write a new song.
Uboxu says Dan would say, is it ranked now? It's ranked if I win, it's casual if I lose. It's that simple.
certified squee moment get ready 12 alive almost time to actually use our gun
to hit maneuver oh wait for him to flip bro you're in the blue nice try fella
Mods? Who's next?
I hear your fucking car, bro.
I see you back there.
Okay, we both got the same idea.
This is fucking crazy.
I see you
What a shot what a funny shot
Don't come over here. I'm fine. I'm dying in the fire. Ah shit
Well played well played
Something I think we can all admit something happened to the bot lobbies they got a lot better over the course of like a single weekend
Five minutes of playtime remaining.
I wonder if someone started streaming it to 10,000 viewers.
That would imply that sponsored streams worked though.
Anybody who works in marketing for a video game developer or publisher, cover your ears.
That would imply that sponsored streams actually moved the needle on attention.
I have a very hard time believing that.
It kind of flies in the face of my worldview.
Superbive?
I'll never forget you.
What was superbive?
I mean, it's sad to say there are a lot of sponsored games
that I've played over the years where I don't think
I would remember the name if you put a screenshot in front
of me.
There's definitely some, I would remember most, I think.
Super Vive was the MOBA VR.
Is that the one I played with Apollo that he was sponsored for, but I wasn't sponsored
for?
Yes, that was pretty fun.
I think it's just honestly, I mean the gaming, I feel for you if you're in the, if you're
in the space of trying to sell a video game or make a free video game and sell stuff within
that game because like people don't game the same way they did even 15 years ago like everyone
is so siloed into like one of 20 games as a service that they're like the switching cost
to start a new game is like so high. I think it's basically like the novelty like
The first few hours of playing a new game in a genre you like is always like,
whoa, this is amazing.
And then you kind of hit that equilibrium point and you go, well,
if I'm going to not have fun,
I might as well not have fun in my main game instead of a new game.
I'm not trying to say you need to play high guards.
I think the world would be better if you didn't.
All I'm saying is like, especially as you get older, like I talk to other dads about gaming.
Some of them don't game, but the ones who do, it's not like they're really playing a lot
of new stuff that comes out.
They're basically like, I started like they're playing the same way Kevin Spacey got stuck
as Frank Underwood when House of Cards, well, when he got canceled, but House of Cards
kept running.
This is like what happens to dads when their kid is born, they're just playing the last
game they got into when their kid was born, forever.
Like there's one dad I talked to, I met him in 2022 and he was a gamer and I was like
what do you play?
And he said Apex Legends, it's now 2026, every time I talk to him, I'm like what
are you playing now?
us as Apex Legends and I'm like I get it 100% because you're like especially if
you're a dad who works like a regular job aka not streaming it's like you know
you have maybe like 45 minutes a night to play a game you don't really want to
start up a new game that's gonna have an eight hour long tutorial to teach you
some shit you probably already think you know you just want to boot it up
get in a game and be like all right I'm going to bed yeah Balotro slay this
buyer trust me I get it man let's do that sorry yeah you don't have to be a dad
to get stuck in one game
finding a bi-zik oh what if that's a pretty good one
And then, meanwhile, so I guess you're going to hate this, meanwhile, all your friends
without kids are like, have you played Expedition 33 yet?
And you got to be like, well, I'm putting myself in your shoes because I actually would
have the time to play it, but I don't have the interest.
A lot of people are going to get stuck in New Genics.
I hope it's good.
I have no reason to believe that it would not be good.
But I also, like, I don't know, this naturally happens whenever an anticipated game is coming
up.
People are like, are you going to dedicate a week to New Genics on the stream?
And I'm like, I don't know.
Let's wait until it comes out and see.
There's always a chance it comes out.
like this is not my scene at all. So like I don't want to put too much you know stock in it before
we really know what's going on. Contrarian Andy posting? I don't think it's Contrarian Andy to
be like let's wait and see if it's any good. I think it's like just rational I guess is the
the word? Holy shit. What a room. Attention all Swifties, the developers of Expedition
33 are boycotting the fate of Ophelia because they are fans of Kanye West. If you are a
support Taylor Swift by boycotting Expedition 33 to play Death Stranding 2 on the beach.
Yes! Yes!
Is that real?
most chatters weren't alive for the death stranding one half through that's true man
I mean if I was going to play death stranding two I'd probably just boot up arc night's
end field or whatever the hell it's called at this point I don't want to run away from
many damn ghosts, man.
Faced, but you know the reason I'm not booting up
Ark Knight's end field?
I don't wanna go through another fuck-ass
10-hour long gotcha tutorial, bro.
And don't fucking lie to me, Walt.
Don't hit me with some shit like it's not 10 hours long.
It takes 10 hours just to teach you
the fucking interface in those games.
I've gone through two of them.
It's more like 30, I 100% believe you.
It's way longer.
But I was playing CZN, it took like two weeks until I made it through the fucking tutorial,
bro.
Skill issue?
I guess it wouldn't have taken two weeks if I played like 10 hours a day.
That's Panzerfausten.
Where are you in the slide saga?
Someone is, I think it's, and it's not your fault librarian.
I think it's a consequence of the librarian existing.
All of my life gets sorted into arcs and people have an expectation that an arc is
going to have a beginning, a middle, and an end.
They think the slide arc is at the middle.
The slide arc is at the end, bro.
The beginning was, the slide in my park is broken.
I'm going to call the park board and be like, can I pay for a slide?
And then the middle was all the time before I made the call.
And then the end was when I made the call, and they went, yeah, we don't do that.
And I went, okay.
Like this is not a serious man.
know this is not like a quest that I'm on right now I'll just get my kid like a
private piece of playground equipment and put it in the backyard because that's
that's apparently that's what they want instead of fixing up public services
which wouldn't be fair to everybody what would be fair to everybody is I spend
my money on a slide that only my child uses and I guess that's so that there's
a dot dot dot and then the final step is everyone's happy
Your child will love you for the slide.
She loves me anyway, but she doesn't love the bouncy castle.
So no update?
Yeah, there's no update coming.
And you're saying, like, is this still broken?
Well, I haven't been to the playground in a while because it rains every day, but I'll
let you know in the spring, but yes, it's still broken.
A lot of the parks have broken equipment to the extent that I'm actually pleasantly surprised
when I go to those parks and the broken equipment has been removed.
Sometimes it takes like two, three years for the broken equipment to be removed from the
park.
Usually what they do is just nail like a piece of plywood to the top of the slide as
if it sends like a message to kids that is like, don't climb on this.
So inevitably they want to climb on it more because of the plywood.
And then after five years they finally get approval to take the broken and hazardous piece
of equipment down.
And then it's only a couple of decades until they get the approval to like build another
one.
So like any lifetime now it's going to be sorted.
That's a real guy.
approach like that we actually saddened whoa whoa where are you bro I'm blind I
I see him at the fucking rock. I see it- whoa, shit.
Fucking chill, bro.
Oh, fuck.
Please, I only had five minutes of casual time left. How could they?
Gangobong goes back. Yeah, yeah, Gangobong goes back
It might be tight I hate to say it bro. We might be suffering from success. We might have made pubg too popular
It was a different story when it was like four guaranteed wins and with team unity
We still got it, but now that we got to kind of leave the stream snipers to snipe each other. I think
Sell high on this one move on to something else one second though. I got to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back
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Sorry, Chad, looking at new games.
I did think Rogue Factory sounded interesting, but it sucks ass to say, but like the way that
I don't trust Steam reviews for indie games that have like less than 100 reviews.
And if I do trust them, like I need to see 100% positive.
I'm so sorry to say it, but if your game has 20 reviews and even two of them are negative,
I'm like, this game might suck.
Because I know you had 10 or 12 friends.
Give it a thumbs up.
And also, it's based on my experience as well,
being like, oh, this game has 85% positive reviews.
And then I play it.
And I'm like, it's kind of ass, though.
So this is at 87.
87 is over the 85 threshold.
Don't stop girly pop please.
You're going to hate me for what I'm going to say.
You were going to wish that you hadn't typed that.
So I had a 7 out of 10 on Metacritic and went, nah, man.
And there's two reasons for that.
And the first one is that 7 is not a motivating score
unless the game is like extremely strange and polarizing.
The other one is that indie games that get reviewed by major outlets fast enough to have
a meta-critic score often occupy the triple eye space that I find uninteresting.
I would much prefer to see on NA this game has no score until it gets at least four credible
reviews than CS7 out of 10.
I'm at meat and bread in Hastings right now.
The shoot is so overpriced.
Okay, first off, buddy, you're not in Hastings. You're downtown. Secondly, that's the financial district.
Oh, yeah, no shit. The most expensive city in Canada in the financial district. The sandwich is too expensive.
What do you do? Like you didn't use any context clues? If you wanted a cheap lunch, what the fuck are you doing in the financial district, bro?
You're surrounded by skyscrapers as we speak.
type old brother sorry you're in you're in the financial district man
they are expensive the sandwiches are pretty good though
Joe Forte's happy hour, pretty good though.
Okay, but that is, first off, you're not wrong.
Secondly, that's on fucking Robson.
That shit is like a, this part might be like a 47 minute walk from where they are.
You're talking about, so you're right around, I mean, there's a cactus fairly close, you
there's a food court why don't you just go to the waterfront center food court and eat at the damn
subway man you're three blocks away from the waterfront center food court they got a i think
they have a fat burger in there they got a tim hordens a subway and a mcdonald's
go to miku that's even more expensive meat and bread is nearby no it's not far from philly
They're in the meat and bread. They're in the meat and bread as we speak.
Is A and W not McDonald's? I was there like three months ago. There's a McDonald's in there too.
I'm not going to say there's not an A and W.
You're, oh my, because you guys are talking about waterfront station. Oh my god, I'm not
I'm not dealing with knowers.
I'm not talking about waterfront station, bro.
That's a SkyTrain station and a Seabus terminal.
I'm talking about waterfront center.
Waterfront center, the one with the,
you go down the stairs,
it's across the street from the Pan Pacific Hotel.
Oh my God, this is crazy.
This is insanity to me.
Oh, yeah, I know what you're talking about.
The fact that you would think a neurotypical motherfucker like me, okay, it is called the
Harbor Center.
You're right.
All right.
You're both stupid.
Equally, I would say.
That is called the Harbor Center.
Go to the Fairmont Pacific.
up to the rich guys in his bag.
Could work.
Can you poke, oh, I mean the lobby
of the Fairmont Pacific Rim?
Could you please take me to Bodinist?
Could you please get me the tasting menu at Bodinist?
I don't know man, this looks, ah, fuck you,
let's give it a try.
By Rogue Factory, $11.69.
Anyway, did you get the porcata sandwich?
I haven't been to meat and bread in a long time, but porcata sandwich pretty good still, man.
Is that chatter still here?
I think I might have gone off of them too hard.
The other thing is, listen, you could go around the corner from the meat and bread
and there's a tractor right there, I think as well.
Now, here's the thing.
I would rather pay like 14 bucks for a meat and bread sandwich
than pay like 11 bucks for the tractor sandwiches.
But if you're trying to save three bucks, you're good to go.
That's not Olive Garden.
Only ate there once in the northern part of Washington state and was honestly like, I
mean it's not the best Italian restaurant I've ever been to, but I was like, they say
too bad, man.
I don't know.
of all the American restaurants I don't know how this one became synonymous with
like mediocre food but I guess it's because all the worst ones are not even
mediocre they're just like bad I thought it was pretty good it is better
than Eastside Marios no disrespect to any Ontarians in here but me Eastside
Marios fucking blows man old spaghetti factory also fucking blows all of
garden I felt like at least they were kind of they were trying a little
a little bit. Even if I absolutely hate eating at a restaurant that clearly is like, like
there's a CEO of the restaurant, they've clearly figured out like there's a pipeline,
like they bring you into the Olive Garden experience and then we execute the seating
routine and there's a little timer until they come back to the restaurant and then try
to upsell on an app or something like it's that that kind of pisses me off but you can
taste the freezer burn on old spaghetti factory I went there when I was when Kate and I were
dating we went to the old spaghetti factory and I was like this shit is fucking awesome
and holy fuck Italian food is incredible and then we went back for our two-year-olds
birthday which is like the perfect time to eat at a restaurant like the old spaghetti factory
and I was like what the fuck was wrong with me bro this is so bad that it it does come with like
bread salad and an entree and dessert for like 1299 or something which is insane the salad was
so fucking cold that like the bowl came out of the freezer and I genuine you're gonna say it was
in the fridge I don't believe that that's true I think they have a freezer full of bowls that they
then pour the salad into so that when you eat it you go oh the salad's so cold it must be fresh
Spamone's not too bad though.
I know Island Farms there, he's making that shit anyway.
Can't go back, man.
Any other semi-long-term Vancouverites in here?
It's like when I moved to Vancouver, everybody was like, you got to eat Benkai Ramen.
I went to Benkai Ramen like 2012 and was like, this might be one of the best meals
I've ever had in my entire life.
Over the course of the next you know 14 years or something like that you get a santoka you go to Tombo you go to Marutama
You go back to bonkai and you're like oh, I want to I want to taste that nostalgic
Soup that I used to love and you're like what the fuck there's no fucking seasoning and they said all bro. It's just water I
Went out of business. I don't even know what it is anymore
anyway
Sorry, sorry that you sent me off with the meat and bread stuff
I do still like, people still recommend Jinnah.
So you're gonna break my heart.
Or you're gonna lead to me breaking hearts
because people do come into chat all the time
and they go, I was in Vancouver for a work thing
and I had the best ramen in my life.
And I go, where did you go?
And they go, Jinnah.
And I go, you know what?
I shouldn't even say anything.
Because the ramen at Jinnah is not bad.
It's genuinely all right,
but you could do so much better in better locations,
for cheaper like it's okay it's okay to like ginia but you can you can actually do way way better
yes i got the porcata let's go let's fucking go
they're back and so are we chat with rogue factory what's rogue factory it's vampire survivors
meets factorial. So I think this video will probably last about as long as it takes for me to look at
chat once. I'm going to look at chat and someone is going to say spaghetti, spaghetti, convey or bow
and then I'm going to go that this is over. Also, there's some weird like acceleration on my
mouse, bro. It's kind of freaking me out. Can I tell you something? By the way, I got revenge on
my mom. My mom's always given me food, and I'm always happily eating it. And I'm always like,
I'm going to get her back. We used to order, well, not used, sorry, this is a tutorial,
but you'd love the anecdotes anyway. Otherwise you wouldn't be here. We order a,
when we do Costco orders, we get a variety pack of pasta. And it's like 70% short past
Fusilli, rigatoni, penne, but it always comes with one long spaghetti and my kid
does not like the spaghetti as much as the short pasta so over the course of like
a year of Costco orders we literally had in the pantry 18 half or 18 one-pound
bags of spaghetti and on Sunday I was talking to my mom and I was like do you
guys like spaghetti and she went yeah and I went get ready for this I went over
to her house I gave her 18 pounds of dried spaghetti and I went yes but it
felt so good why because she's always I want and listen I I'm glad that she does
this for me but sometimes I want like one bowl of soup and then she's like I
made you like eight pots and now my freezer's got eight pots of soup in it
Like I anytime I need to eat food I just have soup which is great. I'm doing the same thing that her was spaghetti
Oh, you like spaghetti here's
400 meals of spaghetti
Gotcha
Also one time we went to we went to their house and then when we left we went to a restaurant across the street and my kid got a pizza
She ate one bite of one slice and said this pizza tastes like dog food
I texted my mom and said does dad want seven slices of pepperoni pizza and she said absolutely
It feels so good, man to be giving your parents leftovers. I
Didn't want to take seven slices of pepperoni pizza home if my kid didn't want to eat it
Then I was gonna eat it bro
How'd she know what dog food tastes like? I think she literally just like wasn't hungry or something like that
So she said it tastes like dog food and I was like whatever you got to pick your battles
He never said any. I didn't say it tastes like dog food when I gave them the pizza.
Anyway, welcome to Rogue Factory. I don't like this mouse acceleration. I'm telling you that right
now. I don't know if there's any. I'm very much at default settings Andy, but this mouse acceleration
has taken me out a little bit. Dev, are you in chat? Can I hit the escape button and change
this? I'm going to show you how to set up a basic factory. This is a sink. It's a portal to
deposit spells when a spell is deposited you will cast it on the battlefield you
will start with one here click the sink to continue place the sink under the
factory grid this is the shop you can buy new parts for your factory with gold
you've collected from the battle one second I don't know exactly where I
should be for this let's I just don't feel right being down here man I think
I got I think I gotta go there even if it covers up some stuff you can buy
Find new parts for your factory with gold you've collected from Battle.
Buy an Assembler to continue.
Purchased items will be placed in your inventory.
You purchased an Assembler 1 which accepts one input at a time.
Okay, select your Assembler to continue.
We put it here and connect it via a belt.
There's three types of elemental sources which are the building blocks of every spell.
Buy a source to continue.
Okay, a common anima source.
Select the source.
Assemblers must be connected by conveyor belts to receive materials.
Sure, place the source here.
Now it's finally time to connect everything.
You start with 10 conveyor belts for free.
Click and drag to set it up.
You can also press R to rotate factory parts.
If you make a mistake, you can go recycle mode.
Recycling parts you've placed in the current session
is free, but old parts will cost $2 each.
They'll be returned to your inventory.
Click here to return to build mode.
Lastly, I love to see Lastly in a tutorial.
This is your recipe book.
Some recipes are crafted from spells instead of sources,
so check this often to learn which upgraded spells
you've unlocked.
Here you'll be able to click the recipes
to view current details like current production rate
and ingredients.
When you're done, go to the battlefield and test it out.
OK.
Oh, and we do move as well.
So I guess my anima source is leading to me
making a fireball once a second or so.
Also we got a dash.
It's a cool idea.
And you know what, a factory game
where the efficiency actually matters
because it means that you become more powerful
is a cool kind of like synergy of mechanics.
Does sound like N mix, bro.
Unka's spinning on it.
A portal back to the factory is open, get there in time before the monsters get even tougher.
Shame that you can't see the factory.
I was hoping Tab would bring up the factory, you're not wrong.
Now I do sort of feel like shouldn't we be chilling here and killing slimes and stuff
like that?
I think I've made a huge mistake.
We should be getting extra gold though, right?
Mocked.
Or maybe you get all the gold anyway, whatever.
Careful though, every six levels you will be hexed and parts of your factory may be
deactivated.
You'll be able to see upcoming hexes here, two levels in advance.
Alright.
Let me take a look at my recipe book briefly.
Not never mind
Let me get a we have no assembler. So let's buy an assembler and
Put it
We should put it one block away so we can put more conveyors that get in here
Gave up instantly
Oh, I'm crafting right now. You don't understand
I'm literally crafting. I guess you could always just come out whatever who cares. Give me something
Give me an assembler right here facing that way please and then give me a
spiritous source and we'll place that right here and then
icicle is crafted. Okay, we got fire and ice. That's something. We still got $67.
Oh shit. Oh shit. I didn't even notice. Um, you know what else? I would love that. Let's buy an
anima source to have it. And then let's reroll. I was just gonna say I want to see an assembler too,
bro. A corpus source. A corpus, the base element of stability. So here's what I'm thinking, bro.
So you buy Assembler 2 up, except two inputs at a time, and then you probably want to have
it like close to these other two sources.
Maybe this is getting a little too precious with it, but just give me a second here.
And then, no, I think I've decided that doesn't make sense.
I would like to move you.
I was trying to use one source to feed multiple assemblers, but I don't think it works like
that, because it just spits out onto a conveyor.
But then maybe at some point you can get a splitter or something like that.
As assembler, as totem increases all assembler crafting speeds by 10%, you need a multi-belt
for that.
Moves resources underground.
I'd like to move you.
I've made a mistake.
I'd like to, whatever, we'll fucking deal with it bro.
Give me anima.
And give me corpus.
I want to see what happens here.
I guess we should check the recipe book, but...
Don't, oh wait, if I rotate it perhaps.
Please undo that, thank you.
And...
Rotate it.
And then, I'm going to have a bit of a log jam there.
That's okay, though.
What are you making, bro?
What are you making?
Recipe filter, yes.
Tunnel about spirit to source.
I would like a mouse totem.
Purchase this, please.
Oh, you have to hold and click on that one
Mouse totem
I'd like to
Place you
Right there. Am I a damn genius?
Okay, let me see it's a bomb you're saying one corpus and one anima makes a bomb, okay
Let's save some money bro, okay onto the next one
I think that it was just full Dr. Fetus already let's kind of kind of play like a slow Isaac
Okay, just agree with that. Kind of a cool idea for a game though.
Let me get some of that cash, please.
You get to aim? Let's not go crazy.
Let's not ask questions we don't want to know the answer to yet.
yet. You ain't fucking with it? I'm fucking with it. I just said it's a cool idea for a
game. You should be more worried about games you fuck with immediately because they're
just piggybacking off of old tropes, bro. Lizard totem. More fire damage. More fire
damage. Assembler 2. I definitely would love to have an assembler 2a and an
anima source. I'm gonna say fuck a lizard totem. I don't give a shit. Wait no I do
give a shit because a lizard totem between two anima that spit out fire
might be awesome and then place this beast right there and then give me you
know what I got a fucking idea bro 46 dollars give me another assembler one
re-roll me I want to see an anima source that's exactly what we got check
this shit out, bro. Assembly Tua, right here. Do I like this well enough? Right here, because
it has to buff the fire damage. And then, two anima sources that feed into this beast,
conveyor belts and then we've crafted fucking inferno bro that seems really
good. Bangalorea scroll this is the way.
Honestly this conveyor seems like it can hold more stuff. I don't think we're
gonna get a conveyor log jam yet. Let's keep some space open for defying
gravity and then I mean this just seems like a good buy a 2x assembler one just
pop that in my back pocket for the future send it
inferno wait inferno is crazy I know vampire
survivors normally has no moving but with
vampires are I suck it up sorry I know
it normally has no shooting but now
with inferno we don't have to move
either
Noida sucked
Red form in energy is that what we're gonna do today. We're gonna fight. I
Don't really like no idea, but I don't really see what I have to do with what we're doing right now
My germs
I think we just farm here for a minute, 114 bucks.
Type of shit, German would type under an alias.
Wait, is German a known Noida hater as well?
I respect it, I just don't really like it.
So is this the...
I don't know.
Okay, well I respect that.
Is this the shit that's going to be hexed?
From level 6 to level 7, from level 6 to level 7, all anima sources within the highlighted
region will be deactivated.
We can not even worry about that, bro.
That doesn't bother me in the slightest.
Let me get an Assembler 2.
And let me get two Spiritus sources.
And I mean you already know the fucking vibe, bro. It's assembler to
Start working on maybe like this side over here
It's an assembler to
To spirit of sources
To
Fucking conveyors who created the ice spike
Spongebob, Drake made big game pets, okay.
Ice spike, I think I've heard of her.
This is a re-roll for more sources, Vulture Totem, 20% physical damage when another totem
is destroyed.
I don't know about all that.
Give me an Assembler too, give me a Corpus source, give me one more re-roll, Luxurious
Scroll, when used, heal your health, obviously we don't need that.
me a spiritous source and I'm going right to it bro. Here's what I'm thinking. This
bad boy right here. Let me get a corpus and a spiritus. This is the worst way to
fucking do this but whatever. I didn't want to block the other entrance because
that seems important. You guys both spit out onto that and then you guys
spit out onto that. Earthquake was added to recipe book. Icicle shock. What was it? I
don't know. We got lots of shit going on. The other thing I forgot, you can fucking put
a spell into an assembler, right? Like let me take a peek at Earthquake here. Seismic
shock. You need one seismic shock to cast earthquake. So an earthquake going into an
assembler will then make a seismic shock so I fucked up because now I should have
had it these I thought these things were end products but they're actually
reagents to make even more complex projects or products mother fucker
too much for old NL I think I'm doing all right bro I mean the slimes are
getting killed pretty easily. Slime's kind of going down too sweet here. Is he reading
size McRon or am I a fool? I mean like pronunciation wise or like mechanics wise because mechanic
Why is there's a really good chance pronunciation wise I think I pretty much got it on lock
Which slime looks tastiest depends on the course I
Definitely think like red slime looks good as fuck for an entree for dessert. It's gonna have to be blue
I gotta think about that one nephew
I mean, we're in a position we have to buy sources.
We have to buy assemblers.
We don't need assembler tools.
Give me a quick little reroll.
We need sources more than anything else.
So what, you're making a fucking seismic shock.
Seismic shock.
Do I want to just pay some duckets?
I think I would happily pay some duckets.
Okay, watch this.
Recycle this whole system, even though it costs us some money.
But then we want to have an assembler one that spits out right here.
What is it going to spit out?
going to spit out a spell that comes from a spiritist source and the corpus source.
So it's going to turn our seismic shock into a damn earthquake.
Earthquake has now been crafted. But now I'm like, mother fucker, bro. Maybe I gotta fucking
put the earthquake into another assembler and see what gets sped out by that.
I think this is fine for now. Let's see how it goes.
Where's my earthquake? Because I haven't scaled up fast enough.
Luckily I have Dark Souls style invincibility button from supposedly the hardest game series
ever made.
Literally you press a button and all enemies can't hurt you, okay.
Whatever you say bro.
I'm out of here.
It's a roll slot.
see me because I've evolved invincibility so true I can solo you
mods
Bring back the hidden men.
Uh, yeah, men have hidden talent.
It should stay hidden.
Performative.
Fuck you, man.
Elephant totem.
This totem destroys all mouse totems on the grid and replaces them with sinks.
That would be awesome if my mouse totem wasn't here.
I guess, can I recycle this?
No.
Well, you know what, these aren't going to work anyway.
I've got a fucking great idea, bro.
This shit wasn't going to work this turn anyway.
So, spend a lot of money to get it out of here.
Buy an elephant totem.
Now we have a second sink that we can use next time.
What is it?
Is there any anima sources in here?
Don't work.
Now we need to really up our offense here though for sure.
Give me a source.
We got lots of money.
Have an assembler too for the future.
Here's what I'm thinking, bro.
I want to go, what are you making?
You're making Inferno.
Can I, can I go take a look here?
I want to type in Inferno.
Are you a base ingredient?
No, you're not a base ingredient.
What about burning column, bro?
2x fireball?
How do you make fireball?
1x anima?
How the fuck are you not helping me, y'all?
Help me.
No help.
A fireball is made from one ex anima fireball.
There's fireballs in here.
An inferno is made from two ex anima.
Oh, because it's I need to put two fireballs, not two fucking animas, bro.
I'm a moron. Okay. Here's what I'm thinking. One run of this is going to take eight hours.
I know that for a fact, because the optimization temptation is just way too high. So you're
making an inferno. Let's make, and we'll put it just outside here, we need to make two
fulking fireballs, mate. Making two fireballs is easy. You do that. See, I've
still got a little factorial skill in here.
It's a long road on the conveyor. Don't get me wrong.
And then you have the animas feed in here. They need conveyor belts, my bad, y'all.
I thought maybe we could get away with just having them spit directly into it.
Like Hailey Steinfeld did in Sinners. Yes, I've seen it. Four stars from me on Letterbox.
you need to disappear and be replaced with an assembler to a
burning column has now been crafted now we look at we look at burning oh fire wall has been added
to the recipe book fire wall is made of two fucking burning columns bro that's all right once this
hex is gone we can make this work we still have lots of sources we don't just that well you do
make fire better. Now that I thought, oh, you're in a fucking perfect position, you fucker.
Here's what I'm thinking, bro, let's get fucking crazy.
Let me get two fucking corpuses. Wait, this isn't how this works.
this is how this works let me get I don't even know what's gonna fucking happen
here this could be the most legendary thing that has ever been seen outside of
the antics of one Barney Stinson
Let's fucking do it and be legends, bro.
Why did I put you so far?
Because there's supposed to be one of yous right here.
Okay.
Corpus in.
Arrow out.
Two arrows go into an assembler too.
What comes out, bro?
what comes out we got to see
the hell is this
i have absolutely no idea
whatever
who asked
daaamn
firewall. Firewall. But I'm kind of getting my ass beat though. Hover over the machines
and you can see what they make. Listen, I'm just saying this, I'm saying this as your
friend a little bit of extra sauce on the soundtrack we go a really long way
here it could completely change the dynamic of the game
let's have a little bit of like terraria underground tech to it though
Can I open this, please?
I didn't stand there long enough, and now I'm not even gonna make it through the fucking portal, bro.
The monsters are gonna get even harder now.
Fireball. Fireball. Maybe I did open the portal at least.
Where's my portal?
Dude, where's my portal?
It's gone?
Yeti woke up spamming Pyra Bob Dylan lyrics, please address him.
I addressed Yeti at the start of the stream, I said Yeti, that's pretty good.
I think when people were spamming address me, they were talking about the large elephant
that was in the room, literally on the board.
Epic totem!
We make those. It's that simple.
Holy shit level 2. Click to select charm.
All spells deposited into syncs within the highlighted region are doubled in size or gain a thousand dollars.
Well, the thing is, we have no sinks within the highlighted region.
It would be nice if we had some sinks there.
I don't really want a thousand dollars, like that's a lot of work right now.
Squirrel Totem.
This totem increases crafting speeds by 2% per assembler held in inventory.
This totem grants a 100% attack, destroys anything in its path.
This totem grants critical head.
This totem grants physical damage when a totem is destroyed.
This totem increases conveyor and assembler speeds by 5% for every $100 you have.
Wait, this might be swag.
And then try to spend as little money as possible.
And make as much money as possible.
Is this a real gamer?
Am I having a fever dream?
It's true.
It's vampire, it's true captain.
It's vampire survivors meets factorial.
And actually I'm having fun with it so far, but it does put me in that mindset of like
I need to optimize this.
Are you winning son?
I just need to make my belts 2% better.
I just need to make my belts 2% better.
Are you winning son?
I just need to get copper on the main bus. I just need to get copper to properly distribute on the main bus
Totems are global that's huge man
It's huge for a beast like me. I would like an assembly to a
And I think I have the next step. What's the next step of assembly to a
What? That ain't right, bro. Delete that.
Next step. We need assembler ones. Rare assembler pack. One of each assembler. Oh my god, a level
three assembler? I mean we have to try, I don't know, maybe this will just be in the recipe
book, but...redience one fireball? I feel like you gotta try like three of the same element
into one assembler right? See if this is anything. Speed potion? Thin of shark? Speed potion.
What are you? Well, I guess we go to the recipe book. Speed potion. Increases base movement
speed by 5%. Okay, that's actually kind of awesome. Thin of shark. Speed potion plus
anima makes a fin of shark. Thin of, well, what is it? Increases attack size by 20%
for each aquatic potion.
Well, that's no good at all.
I don't think we have any interest in that whatsoever.
The speed potion become anything other than fin of shark?
It could also become, nope, that's it.
All right, well,
I don't know how big that is for us.
might not be big at all but I don't want to spend any money because the cat totem
makes us go it makes everything go faster as long as we have more money like
we have a 70% attack speed and damage bonus don't we? I've been killed. Okay okay for
now I think we've made it through the tutorial I'm gonna give it one more
honest try to optimize I think I can do this man I think I can do this
slash marker we'll call that rogue factory one and then go new run we can do this bro
okay what do we need here well obviously you need a sink and obviously you need two x
assemblers and you're gonna need a source of something you might want two more assemblers too
and then a re-roll and some more sources like a spirit of source as well and a corpus source
Okay, now we're fucking talking, bro.
And an assembler of one?
Here would be my thinking, okay?
And tell me, if this is stupid, I apologize, but this sounds awesome to me.
Start it further back so we got some space.
I would like...
I have an idea, okay?
but I have to start from further back.
You hear into an assembler. I have to talk through this. I have to rubber duck debug it.
This makes us, it makes something. I don't yet know what that something is. It might be icicle.
You make an arrow, okay.
And then you
are making something else.
You're making a crossbow bolt out of that, okay.
And then, here's what I'm thinking, bro.
What if you put an anima source right here?
need an assembler to offer that. What happens if you fuck put a fucking crossbow
bolt into another assembler. You make a boomerang. There's a part of me that says
What if you put a boomerang into another assembler, bro?
OK.
Well, I'm thinking is what if you were to put a fucking.
Boomerang and the fireball together.
Could you make fire a boomerang?
No, three steps is the final step.
Okay, so maybe this is like early, it's like getting three copies of a level one in TFT.
It's good early, but you have to figure out a way to pivot later before things come crashing down.
Oh, you have to discover them? Oh!
Shit is way too slow. It has a certain slowness to it.
Okay, well then fucking let's fucking give her bro get this out of here you loop up and so the
spaghetti begins and then you get another motherfucker right fucking here what are you
make him bro a boomerang oh well okay now we know and then we'll figure this out
when we get a level two assembler close this bad boy up and then I'm thinking
what you would want to do is have like a fireball that gets spat out well this
This is fucking crazy.
Work with me on this one, okay?
For now, we set it up like this.
The fireballs are coming through too fast.
boomerangs can't get through. Okay, for now we set it up like that. I could live with
that. Let's launch it up, bro. I really feel like I want to have some AOE though, which
means we need spirited sources to make earthquakes. I don't know, it's doing like, it seems like
it's doing a lot of damage. Ah!
Attacking faster is AoE. Well maybe, but I mean like at the end of the day, my
platonic ideal vampire survivors run is one in which I obviously don't need
to shoot, but also don't need to move.
If I could just stay in completely still and all the enemies just evaporate, that's kind of like a dream come true for a guy like me.
I want the money.
The boomerang actually is kind of crazy.
Okay, I'll leave.
Assembler to now here's where things get interesting mouse totem
All assembler crafting speeds go by 10 that does seem very good and we got a lot of money
Back then did you say the dress was purple or white bro that dresses always look blue and black to me
I understand canonically it's white and gold and it's just an obstacle illusion
But in my head it always looked it always looked blue and black
And I don't care who you are she was saying Yanny
Okay, so you're spitting out a fireball.
Yes, please recycle this.
Enter the recycle menu.
Spitting this beast out right here.
So unless I'm mistaken, what I think I want is a level two assembler right there that
It takes a boomerang and it takes an inferno and it makes a boomerang.
It makes a burning column that looks like a boomerang.
Have I accidentally downgraded my, they're not compatible.
Okay.
My other thinking would be, let's do some experimentation here, ah shit, I'd have to
rese, whatever, let's recycle you, two bucks, nothing but a peanut.
What about just boomerang plus fire?
Which makes a boomerang.
Give me a mouse totem, give me a source, I still have 25 bucks, I bet you can make fire
arrow though.
splitter would go crazy right now. I bet you're right. I bet I could make a fire arrow. Maybe
anything to be like-minded tears. It could be three for three. Yeah, three in three.
I don't know. Fire arrow. I think we have the recipe for fire arrow. One arrow plus
one fireball? Are you a fireball? No, you're an anima source. One arrow plus one fireball.
Burning colon WTF? That's why I'm watching for the nitrates, bro. You are making fireball.
If we were to, and we're probably like getting too pressed about it, don't get me wrong.
If we fed you both into this beast right here.
That's a damn crossbow bolt, bro.
i give up
i've spent all my money plugging restocking bro
this is devastating
okay you're going to make a fireball
that goes down here
you are an arrow
Fireball is going to get spat out onto this conveyor, which will then go into an assembler
to a with an arrow and make
burning column guys this is gonna be so much worse than the boomerang bro
Motherfucker.
Being run.
It's not that it got too spaghetti, it's just I spent all my money recycling.
We try and we learn.
That's true.
I was guilty of trying to be too perfect on the first playthrough.
go here we got two assembler ones fluidity stability I think with with two
assembler ones okay two assembler ones to a fellow like me is try to make an
earthquake and then we can stand still. Those I got it wrong, obviously. You know
what you're making crossbow bolts? I thought this was the one that made
earthquake. Maybe it needs the ice element too, which maybe is this, but okay.
Roll once. An assembler one. Two corpus sources.
I mean there is a part of me that's like you know what what if what if you were what if what if a fellow was just a max
And by that I mean go full arrow build and then focus on synergies that work with the arrows
I think we're chilling. Okay. Let's see
Short that baby I did love space warlord baby trading simulator
My only thing is is I don't think it's endlessly replayable, bro
I don't know if it's one and done because you know, there is some replay ability, but
It's clearly like a more campaign focused game than rogue like game. I think it's
You get out on that one while the getting's good to be honest
Strikes me as one of those games are actually like the writing is kind of important
Weirdly enough, so I'm not sure it lends itself perfectly to the roguelike format
Also, not everything has to be a roguelike. They could just work on something else, but it's just
Just one man's opinion
kind of like battle brothers never played it but I honestly thought it looked like it
was on my alley for sure a serious girl lizard totem better fire damage minus 25% to everything
else no shot bro give me a common assembler to a honestly think let's let's not get too
fucking precious about this ship, bro.
We got an Assembler Tua, what am I gonna do?
Far from the Mucky Muck.
I'm gonna put two sources and combine them.
And then feed the fucker into the beast.
What are you making?
Does anyone know?
Ice spike?
That's fine, re-roll me.
I want sources.
I want two assembler ones.
So here's a part of me that's like,
okay, what if you were to go to ice spike?
Ice spike makes nothing.
It's a fucking dead end, bro.
Am I stupid?
Icicle is made of one spiritus.
So you can't just, oh, because my fucking shit is backwards.
You saved my life, bro.
This makes way more sense.
Now you're making earthquake, right?
This is stuff when we used to play factorial for YouTube, it would take like 10 days of
comments for us to be able to fix that.
It feels so good to fix it on the fly.
Earthquake is made of one seismic shockwave.
That's huge.
So you make an earthquake here.
But then is there anything made from earthquake?
appears not. Okay, that's fine. In that case, while we're here, why don't we just, oh, that's
not where that's supposed to go. Why don't we just put some more shit on the conveyor
to get some DPS. He will place it in the right spot. It will happen. Nope, not that
He's gonna be good. This is the one he's gonna put it in the right spot. I can tell
Now we got another arrow coming out, okay, and we got 33 bucks
Burning a hole in our pocket
We're gonna need conveyors at some point. We're gonna need what the hell is this?
tunnel input oh
dream build earthquake lets us farm in place why did that sound like scubity
biden earthquake lets us farm in place low-key if you go back and watch the
video scubity biden was making some good points bro too many motherfuckers
thought that the medium was the message and they they ignored his his wisdom they didn't
want to hear the truth from skibbity biden he was kind of spitting bro they they did
ignore his warning earthquake does one damage huh to be fair other people figured it out
before scubity. I guess that's a lot of people were saying some negative stuff about Donald Trump
before scubity. Biden was on the case now that I think about it. He wasn't the first fellow to suggest
some parallels between those politics and the politics of the early to mid 20th century for sure.
But he wasn't wrong. Okay. Sources and assemblers any day of the week.
Just put the zombie in the cocoa shell little bro. Is this anything? Yes it is. It's a
reference to Haitian divorce. You know Walter probably said that to Don at some point. Okay
buddy just put the zombie in the cocoa shell. And what the fuck am I gonna do? I'm gonna
fucking re-roll. Tell you that we're gonna buy an assembler too huh? Now do you
think earthquake and arrow or anything? No because earthquake we realized
earthquake is like an end product right? Or do you have to experiment? Does
anybody know? I feel like earthquake plus arrow makes no fucking sense. You have
to discover by being zany. All right. I have a hard time believing that this could possibly
work. But if it does, I mean, if we could projectile earthquake would be pretty fucking potent.
Also we broke it. We put it in the wrong spot. So it's just been nothing. Um, what's
It's a booking splitter, bro.
Holy shit, I didn't even notice.
You need to go.
And then you get replaced with a Sembler Tua,
which is just spitting out the same shit.
Motherfucker.
Okay, that's fine.
You kind of fucking suck.
What happened?
Hear me out here for a second, chatters.
What would happen if a beast like me was to put fucking two arrows in the...
Am I just recreating boomerangs all over again?
You're making an arrow, two arrows into an assembler two is going to make
something beautiful.
A spear.
And then if you go to your recipe book, Spear, there, call me crazy.
I don't think there's a world in which Spear and Fireball together doesn't make like a
fire Spear.
It has to be, bro.
Okay, so now we got a spear on the conveyor.
That's quite nice.
You haven't found fire yet?
Bro, we got an animal source right here, bro.
Take me back.
I would need another assembler toa to make that happen.
So let's go, anima, conveyor in,
assembler one for a fireball.
Assembler to a to hopefully make a fire spear.
Fuck you.
Can I be honest with you, bro?
You're kind of pissing me off.
Insert from different sides.
I mean, this is on the west side and this is on the south side, bro.
Yeah, you got it. What are we talking about here then? I guess I'm kind of confused. Um,
either way, I mean, you can obviously go. At least when we got some more shit coming
out here. There is that. I do think, yeah, I think you're right. I think you just want
to process the fire as much as possible here. Well, because you're, you're made of two
you fuckers. So wait, maybe the secret, maybe the secret is, and you're right, this does
look fucking horrible. Maybe the secret is you are a secondary product made of a primary
refined, you're made of two once refined primary products. So maybe we also need to
to make tier two, two tier two A's to be on the same product level.
Imagine bro, well in that case we're going to need another anima source man, holy shit.
Okay, that's what we've been saying, you've literally just been typing caught over and
over like let's not be ridiculous here.
So two anima sources that then both feed into assembler ones, and we're repeating the same
mistakes that we made above, but so be it.
Just see if it works.
They both spit out onto the same.
into a level two assembler, which is making a fire whorl, okay, which is also giving us
the recipe for a flamethrower. And then that's a level one, but sure. You're right, you're
right. Then I need an assembler to delete this place the assembler to a spear and the fire
whatever makes nothing I'm gonna fucking freak out man I'm gonna fucking freak out that was
level one okay sorry sorry sorry all my bad and clicked on the wrong one that's level
to. It's got two smoke stacks. It does nothing. Okay, fantastic. After all that, well, one
One thing's for certain, I still think we mauled.
Maybe Assembly 3.
Assembly 3 just means it could take three products, but maybe, I don't know, maybe.
Could be the case.
We're doing a lot of damage at the very least.
kind of goaded. I mean I might just become that guy. I mean the guy who's just like
I'm just gonna build as many spears as possible.
When you create the correct combination the spells will open up in the recipe
book. Maybe I'm just too pea-brained for the experimentation aspect of the game
but what's this hex going to be? Corpus sources within here will be deactivated,
but borderline meaningless to a fellow like me. Now what am I going to do with a splitter?
it's a great question. We need sources. Sources is a given. Everything's going fine. What
are spears made of? Spears are seed that has, I'm going full fucking spears. And the reason
I'm going full spears. It's because if I don't go full spears, I'm gonna have no momentum
I'm gonna spend the whole fucking game just looking at this
She's not even necessarily a bad thing
Because that's also part of the game
But it's gonna take me a hundred years to get to level six, which I don't want to do
I want to see what my first upgrade is from the the choose five and then
Go from there
This conveyor belt needs some fucking throughput, bro
You go here, you go here. Just recreate this exact set up right here.
You guys both feed into assembler ones.
The assembler ones feed onto the same conveyor that then feeds into an assembler two, which should be making spears.
confirmed. Two arrow makers can do better. Wait, you're probably so right for that. Delete
this. You're so fucking real. You just saved my fucking life, bro. You could do it like
this and like this and then like this and like this and just have a one-to-one ratio
and then they're making more
spears.
Okay, the belt's getting a little clogged, don't get me wrong.
It's a little tight in there.
You do need the belts in between, unfortunately.
And then, up here, let's just get a little fucking something, something going, bud.
like that like the exact same setup but for s instead of c maybe i could just be a refinement merchant
invent nothing new like there's got to be wizards out there who are like
fucking whatever bro i'll just cast fireball i don't want to invent my own shit holy shit
Assembler three I need an assembler to a
Don't really care for that me another anima just in case
Bro, are you trolling me 16 for a reroll I need an assembler I need an assembler one bro
All factory speeds up by five percent. We got to take that
Fuck it for now. We just chill
Give me miss conveyors. Is there a mister conveyors and
And then honestly, for the moment, fellas, just do your best. We'll refactor this bitch later.
Wonderful week of satisfactory streams would save me.
You would literally just be Justin and Malf trying their best to herd cattle, to be honest,
because I think me, well, I'd probably be the worst influence of all.
I would just be jumping up and down on the machines all day
I watched Justin play a lot of satisfactory with the I didn't I bring satisfactory to team unity once
I would I feel like it's a traumatic moment for me. I remember being really excited about it and then
Nobody else cared about it fucking at all. Yes. This was in 2019. That sounds about right
oh shit 33 seconds I traumatized myself and now I never want to play the game
ever again it's a lot better now I liked it back then too man it's just I was
like they weren't fucking with it.
No assembler twos.
This is a sick fucking joke.
Assembler two.
This is the best day of my life.
Recycle me and I will become an assembler two merchant.
I need another assembler two.
our crystal has the recipe crafting time and all adjacent assemblers hold that for
a minute here mouse totem all assembler speeds go up that's obviously good
you move bro that one doesn't but that's fine spirit of source assembly I
I need an Assembler too.
I need an Assembler too.
Another power crystal.
Okay, that's kind of crazy.
Mayfly totem, all factory speeds.
Okay, but then it gets destroyed.
Assembler pack for 30 bucks.
Now we're fucking talking.
Ice volley has been crafted.
Isn't that what they call like a popsicle?
Arctic ray, I mean I gotta look in on that shit, that just could just be a fella.
Two ice volleys, a ray of ice bounces between enemies, no I'm sorry we gotta have that.
But that means I need another assembler too.
Yeah, shit was worth it was worth spending all my money
You could just stall till the next level now a beast like me I might forget
Arctic ray has been crafted
Look at that spaghetti who looking spaghetti who?
It would be nice if you crafted a little bit faster. I'm not gonna lie to you, but whatever.
All adjacent. So try to think of what would we benefit from faster crafting on?
Earthquakes have a little extra throughput here.
But what do we care? It does one damage.
Power crystal? Yeah, but I have to find an adjacent spot. Every adjacent spot is sadly
full and refactoring sucks ass. Rather, just place more belts. Between the two spears?
been like that that belt seems like it's fucking full man I don't know maybe
maybe not maybe he did maybe he did
I quit Enfield because they didn't want to refactor I'm so glad that I enter or
earn 25% dash cooldown. I mean a faster dash cooldown would be awesome bro. I think I'm
going to take the ore on that one. I'm so glad I got out of Gacha right before a game
that is described as death stranding meets factorial but also they want you to put
your credit card into it came out. I probably saved myself bro. Like Night Bitch might not
be a very good movie but it's better than putting the whole paycheck in the
arc night's end field no disrespect to anybody afflicted by that right now
you're rich though I know bro that's why it's dangerous I got more to lose
Where's my fucking portal?
Admit it, you got mo- you got mogged with that one.
You got mogged with that one.
I do kind of get pissed off though, because I've seen some Victor play a little bit of
it, but every time I go to the stream, he's not on the Death Stranding or the
factorial parts he's on like the breath of the wild parts and I'm like I don't
want to see the breath of the wild parts I want to I want to see him as an
anime hottie in like a fucking huge factory right now trying to go in what
the fuck is this what the fuck am I doing I want to see that man goldfish
totem totem gives four dollars for every totem every level up I mean I got
$1,700 I've decided I don't really give a fuck about $4 from each totem now and then
Engineer with big naturals, I mean I guess I guess they're natural in a sense. They're animated
But I believe that it's can and that they're natural I
I was I was gonna say I haven't actually seen much end field they might not be doing that shit
But then I remember this a gotcha game, and I know that they're doing that shit
obviously
Um, so you're you're about to be deactivated here, but that's okay
Big digital
I was thinking about what a beast like me might want to do here.
Kind of forgot what I was trying to do here.
Crystalene only works on the adjacent, bro.
Oh, you know what?
Fuck it, power crystal rate.
Oh, it's not just adjacent.
it is just adjacent but it does work on the diagonal too. I feel like it's so important that it goes on
the ice ray. Here's what I'm going to do. Recycle this. Recycle this. What are you anyway?
by assembler one recycle you you're gonna become an assembler one that spits out downwards
and then takes a little hmm that's fucked
that shit is fucking jammed bro tunnel it motherfucker move the ice thing one up
there's no click-and-drag bro there's no click-and-drag wait wait okay hang on
hang on you might be on to something with this though recycle this and then
you go here, you two go here, you spit it out like that, and then all these beasts
are going 50% faster. You know what? You're already going as fast as you need to go,
and then you need an assembler one back here that was doing what it did before.
It's so, it feels so bad to have just one shitty spell dumping straight into the sink, but whatever.
And then...
This game is not of God.
Some shit to do for sure. I wouldn't say it's not of God though.
should remake the spear line. I mean you raise a good point. But like also I'm just like this
happens to Vaktoria too. I'm like I'm not sure I give a fuck. Especially now that I have $1,700
and I could buy whatever I want. I'm like I don't know. It's just it's just too much. It's too
much decision-making and too much friction for a guy like me. And like this belt's all
I don't want to fix the belt, bro, so I can do better at vampires or survivors.
I want you to give me like wolf's tooth when I walk into the item room and then I kill enemies faster.
You know what, that's actually an easy fix though.
Recycle those.
Have them dump on the earthquake belt where there's extra throughput.
That was a smart decision chat. You were you were on point with that one
Like I'm willing to bet that there are people that have a hundred hours in this that have not yet
Click the play button to play the vampire survivors part
Where are you at in pit season one a
Cyclist came in with a bruise and then he cut into the bruise and there was an arterial
laceration so Whitaker was sprayed with blood on his face it's anti-cyclist
propaganda
it's like the I mean it's like the fourth time that nephews had the changes
scrubs today man what is he doing man and then he tried to he tried to get
new scrubs but all the scrubs were gone so he had to wear morgue scrubs
instead and they're lighting them up bro is it a comedy well it's like it's got
some gallows humor um sorry I'm willfully distracting myself when in
doubt okay I got an idea when in doubt
Beast mode, bro
Is a health potion I don't want a fucking health potion, bro. I
Want more damage
Helps you heal. Yeah, but I don't I don't get hit
Recipe book health potion
We don't know what can come from a health potion, okay
You sprinkle a little bit more fire in there
You got a little more fire on the health potion and then put that into an assembler to a
Nope, I mean technically I could I guess if you give me a second here
But it's gonna piss me the fuck off I've decided not to do it because I don't care I
Have decision paralysis
Look at whatever bro, let's see how they're doing.
There's no doubt about it, the sounds are very, very nice.
Thoughts on diarrhea?
Literally could be worse.
I might be an IBSD baddie, but at least I'm not IBSC, bro.
That sounds like hell.
Get me out of here.
Thank you Pharaoh.
Shout out to everybody watching this that has IBS type C right now.
That's gotta be tough.
At least Diarrhea is kinda like you poop at will.
By the way in the episode of the pip that I just watched there was Campelot back
representation. I finally understand the importance of representation in media.
In an off-hand comment they said, what's up with that guy with Campylobacter?
And they said, we sent him home with antibiotics. And then Dr. Robbie says,
good, he's filled up half a dozen bedpans already. I said, yeah, that is what it's
like, bro. I've seen myself represented on the screen. My charm, power crystals,
create a region that grants crit chance when standing in it?
Holy fuck.
And we have another power crystal.
We just need to figure out where the fuck to put it.
I don't give a fuck, man.
Put it right there.
See if I give a shit.
Now we have more health potions,
but now your fucking, your throughput is fucked.
God damn it!
Oh my god, it's still fucked here.
Alright, okay, I'm about a fucking splitter, bud.
Recycle me.
It's probably the worst place for a splitter.
I like that.
Jesus Christ.
What are you doing?
Literally don't talk to me.
Why would this help at all?
And then you're just going to dump it on the same fucking conveyor at the end of this.
So there's absolutely no reason for this at all.
Great.
So I've recreated the same problem I was trying to avoid in the first place.
Okay, so now, yeah, come down here and dump it on this one so that we just move the
problem do a different part of the fucking board great kill me bro see if I
care I didn't even buy any of my good items from the shop now I can't play
guys I'm sorry I tried I can't do it it's too much it's too much fucking it's
too much everything for a guy like me it's a day I mean I need a more live
rogue like I need a rogue like that's less mechanically dense I actually
love what it's going for I just think I'm not the right guy for this I
think that there are people out there if you are the kind of person who
who loves that optimization aspect of factorial,
then more power to you.
But I don't think I can do this.
I don't think I, I don't possess the necessary skills.
And that's okay.
Not everything has to be for everybody.
I think it's an admirable effort.
This and Mega Bonk are on opposite sides
of the vampire spectrum.
Yes, and Lord is in the middle,
but I'm the only motherfucker who likes Lord.
I don't know what happened.
Lord Demsivirian chat, I'm so sorry, I thought it was really good, I don't know why nobody
else likes Lord.
You might have been flying high when I played Lord and liked it and then everybody else
was like, well, why is he playing this?
I don't get it, man!
Oh my god, I didn't even see the portal.
Are you trolling me?
Now you know how Jeff feels about High Guard?
The High Guard's shit still pisses me off.
It's not pissing me off that you're being negative to the game.
It's pissing me off that, like, for two weeks before the game came out.
People were like, it looks peak.
And then it came out and it fucking sucks.
And now people are like, we never said it looks peak.
Bro, I've got your Discord logs.
I can look up everything you've written in my Discord with the top of the single keystroke.
Not a single person said that?
I WOULD GO I COULD BRING UP THE LOGGS!
You're living in a different world?
Tell me about it, bro.
I'll get me to the portal.
I'm gonna need to see some logs.
Can't be doing that.
I might be S-type D, bro.
I think I got a slash marker this late. I genuinely if you're watching this on YouTube and you're like frustrated
I'm just telling you something. It's never gonna click for me. We we really we gave it an hour and a half and
I read some chat messages and I tried to optimize we gave it a college drive
There are people here who will like this game and I think it's cool, but I don't I don't think I'm built for this
So I just marked a rogue factory.
Thank you for saying it's a good try.
That's very nice of you.
Another L. Chibley rec.
Excuse me, that's not a Chibley recommendation.
And Chibley's recommendation was gas, space baby warlord trading simulator.
I don't care L. Chibley.
What the fuck?
I made a house of commons, though, if you want to waste 10 minutes.
The thing is, I don't trust myself to not accidentally reveal the catchment in which
I live.
It's like a 0% chance I see a picture of my MP and don't go, that's my MP immediately.
When will you watch Annie Hall? 2005, I think. It is like the in-game ATM. Do you love your
MP? No. I'm trying to figure out how much information to reveal. They're okay. Not good,
but okay, I think. Fuck your mayor. I'm not fucking with Ken Sam. I'll tell you that
much. Jenny Kwan stays winning. I don't know enough about local politics. Jenny Kwan, she's
like East Vancouver Kingsway, right? I watch all the Justin McElroy provincial
municipal and federal election coverage. I know the names of the writings around me,
bro. And perhaps I'm still represented by her, but I was represented by her for a
long time. Definitely not fucking with Dr. Heady Frye, who I know I've said
this 100 times at this point. But A is like 91 years old and has been in the House of Commons
since 1993. But also, Evie Fry does sound pretty fucking tasty right now. Maybe I'm rethinking
this right now. But also, during the pandemic, she made like a press release that was like
Vaccine uptake in 20s and 30s somethings is so low like 20s and 30 young adults
You need to go out there and get your vaccines and she did the ship before we even had the vaccines man
Because they did the age-based rollout where they started with the oldest people and then worked down to the youngest people
So she's out giving press releases that are like look at the vaccination rates for young adults. This is pitiful bro. You're 90
You caught the vaccine like six months ago. We haven't had it yet. Shut up.
Anyway, I think was this did she stop running or was that her last term in the last election? I can't even remember
No, bro, she's still there
She's still okay, and she's only 84. Sorry. She's not she's not 90. She's 84 years old I
Mean good for her
It is fucking me
Got the Sebastian Stan stuff already
Do you have a real mind sweeper? I mean, it's 153. I think I might go straight into chicken
potato to be honest with you. What's your House of Commons though? I think I would be
safe on the House of Commons though, but I definitely cannot do a Victoria provincial
parliament one. I got a lot of opinions on a lot of MPPs. I forgot you can't post links.
might be doomed.
Well, we can't, we tried, we tried.
Alright, I'll send you to my wife's stream.
I'll see you tomorrow.
I think we might be playing CS2 tomorrow, bro.
It's a little bit confusing
because Chimbley is going to a music festival on Thursday.
So he was like, I can't play CS2.
And we were all like,
but then I was like, isn't your Thursday, our Friday?
And he went, oh, or vice versa, isn't our,
yeah, isn't our Thursday, his Friday?
And he went, oh.
So I would say there's like a 70% chance
that he's gonna be a part of it if I had to guess.
The festival's today.
Okay, and tomorrow's Thursday, so we're chilling.
Anyway, see you then.