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Last night right before bed my daughter says, dad, you know what's weird?
I say, honey, what's weird?
She says, God created everybody, but who created God?
And I went, this is a lot.
This is a lot more of a big conversation
than I expected at like 8.45 PM.
So I said, well, that is weird.
Do you believe God created everyone?
And then she went, a kid at school told me that.
And I went, well, their family must go to church then,
which is fine.
But what do you believe in?
She went, I don't know.
But either way, if God created everyone, who created God?
And I went, well, that's an interesting question.
Even if you don't believe in God, everything
that we know is contained within the universe.
But how did the universe come to be?
Did the universe just pop out of nowhere?
or was there something before the universe?
And if so, what could that be?
And she went, hmm, I don't know.
And then we just read some stories and then we went to bed.
I was like, damn, it seems like an insane question
for a five-year-old to ask, man.
Why is she hitting me with the weed conversations
that you have in freshman year of college at age five?
Are you reading her goosebumps that's actually a great idea I bet she'd be so into that
I don't know if we should watch the TV show though because I still the episode the haunted
mask where Carly gets the mask like stuck to her face it will come off it will come
off like that's I still got some PTSD about that yes dude TV show didn't age
well okay whatever we're doing this this Carly use one of grok's forbidden
words in the haunted mask episode
Is it that it didn't age well and then this might be the case?
Is it that it didn't age well or is it that you watched it when you were eight and you went holy shit?
This is the scariest thing of all time and
Then you watched it when you were 24 and went wait. This is for kids
Read to choose your own adventure books with her I
I wonder if my mom got rid of all my Goosebumps Choose Your Own Adventures.
Not to a good childhood post, but I used to go to the Kingston Center once every two weeks
as a child.
For those of you who are from Kingston, the Kingston Center used to be a mall that rivaled
the spectacle of the Caterockway Town Center before it became Quiznos and Cellphone stores.
It used to be an interior mall where the stores were on the inside instead of the outside.
every two weeks I would go and I would buy a new goosebumps book from avid
readers. I think I had 40 to 60 goosebumps books in my bookshelf as a kid
and not once did I go damn this RL Stein guys really pumping it out. For my
entire childhood I was like yeah I guess writing a book every two weeks seems
seems to be, that seems to check out.
Roe was prolific, man.
How did he do it?
Probably, I think it's because, you know how he has that mole.
Rumor has it that mole is actually a
a bullet, exit wound.
And I think the bullet was still lodged in his brain.
how you would have an exit if it was still lodged in his brain, but the bullet allowed him
to write faster because it put pressure on his dopamine receptors.
It's true.
Andrea, oh my god.
Do-do-do-do-do-do
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do
Know what the fuck I'm talking about
I thought that was the fucking
The do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do
Uhhh?
Al Borland beware you're in for a scare
Yep, you ever see the Goosebumps TV show?
Oh, I feel I've seen snippets of it. I don't think I've ever watched like a full episode though
When the shadow G in the intro goes over the golden retriever and the dog's eyes change into like plug-in demon eyes
Yep, which has like I think nothing to do with the actual episode right because the dog with the demon eyes
Because I think the first episode is that the kids that turn into dogs, you know
You think I've said I've seen that one one second, bro
I gotta play this from the official scholastic YouTube channel
Oh fuck. Oh fuck. He's holding a briefcase that says R.L. Stein but you don't see his
fucking face. Can the pages fly out? Oh no, the stories are loose man!
I have read a lot of goosebumps, I'll tell you that.
He unleashed the stories on the town. I like the one where there's like a billboard of
a lady and then the shadow G goes by and she gets uglier. She doesn't become like a skeleton
or a zombie or anything. She just kind of gets like she just looks tired and sound like 90s man.
That's so fucking good man. You read a lot of times man. Oh dude the one where they turn into
a werewolf the moment they turn into dogs the moment they turn into a fish the moment they turn
The other one where they turn to a werewolf the other one where they turn to a werewolf so many good
dude
The one who's pumps books, man. I mean the fucking one where there's a I think it's number six
The one where the guy gets a mirror the kid gets a mirror and it's haunted
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, shadow self breaks out of the mirror and because the brothers doesn't know if that's his brother
He escapes but his brother he notices that is like hairs back
Yeah, and he's like, oh shit, I think I don't remember. That sounds right
You ever read the one where he turns into a bee they invent? I've seen the cover of that
Oh, okay, I didn't have that one. Yeah, they invent like a machine that lets you swap places with an animal. Okay, listen
I didn't bring it up
because of that
Arles sign was a freak for transformation
There's more than you remember.
Like, you'd be like, it can't be that many, but it's like half the books.
Oh, man.
It's genuinely because there's more that I'll just like you bring me like, oh, this one.
OK, then that one. Yeah, that looks like that.
It's crazy, man.
They literally when the dog gets its eyes transformed,
they change the melody to be like a dog barking codec.
It's so funny. It's so good.
That one's kind of a fucked up story, right?
Because isn't that one that their kids and they slowly turn into dogs,
but they were always dogs, that they were dogs that were turned into kids originally and they didn't know,
and then they turn back into dogs, right?
I'm gonna be honest with you. I have no idea.
I have no memory of it whatsoever.
I think that's the story.
And it's like, that's like morally all sorts of fucking bad, dude.
When I don't know about all that I thought it was kind of fucked up they had a camera that turns you into a skeleton to
That was like one book one. They were like the camera turns you into a book one is my haunted neighbor. I think
Is it but I think it's like haunted haunted neighbor or something goose bumps books in order
number one
Goose bumps a number one welcome to dead house
of her fucking brings me back though.
Yes, I think I can see it in my mind, right?
Look at the picture of the house.
Tell me the shit doesn't.
Yes.
Does that shit not trigger an ancient memory in your brain?
What's crazy is I didn't own that one, but I remember it.
So I haven't read it.
Holy man.
Come on, say cheese and dye number four.
Let's get invisible number six.
Oh.
Yeah.
I know I'm biased, but I think even outside of the bias, I think everyone agrees that
Werewolf of Fever Swamp is the goat.
Bro, not the mask.
That's the goat.
No, Werewolf of Fever Swamp is so, it's like one of the only good stories at all in the
Goosebumps series.
What about one day at Horrorland?
That's a newer one, compared to the other ones, right?
It's...
It's uh, that looks like an old head. I'm thinking of a different horror one
I think or is that one of the choose your own adventure? Isn't there a there is a choose your own adventure? Choose your own adventure
Yeah, that's all I was thinking. Oh, dude. I'm sorry. I'm spamming the discord
This is so real and all these covers are bringing me back bro a night in terror a tower
A night in terror tower it came from under the sink
Right self goose bumps series now. We're talking
Tick-tock you're dead
The first give yourself goosebumps escape from the carnival of horrors. That's the one night
I think that that's the goosebumps game the PC game the deadly experiments of dr. Eek
There was
Welcome to dead camp maybe or camp dead camp ghosts. What is it? See camp?
Welcome. That's the one with a nightmare. Welcome to came night. That's where they go to the camp and there's ghosts
Half the people there is also one called ghost camp. I think I think I'm thinking a ghost camp
But then there is also one called the horror at Camp Jelly Jam. I
Don't know if it's camp jelly. I don't know the cover. I'd read I'd recognize the cover of the one that I read
Unfortunately only like for goosebumps books have their own Wikipedia page
Only welcome to Dead House the haunted mask the werewolf of fever swamp one day of horror land and a night in terror tower
The world fever swamp cover goes hard. You got to admit that goes hard
Although it does this look like a wolf that does not look like a werewolf. It is just like a dog. It's so awesome
How was it possible that RL style RL Stein does have his own Wikipedia page, I would be surprised if he didn't
Damn Unks been married for 57 years, bro
He's got to have so much money man because he did those books sold a bunch and there's so many of them
Well, he has sold 80 million copies
Yeah, that seems pretty good. I
Mean even at $1 a book. That's a lot of money
And he did all that after he survived getting shot in the face, which is where that he got shot in the face
That's where that mole came from, bro. Oh
Oh shit, he must have written like welcome to a gun camp or something.
They were trying to stop him because the stories were too powerful.
They're too scary, man.
I do. Yeah, 100 percent.
I need to smoke with this guy.
You know, he'd be coming up with some crazy shit.
The fucking smoke of the haunted joint.
I don't know.
A lot of his a lot of his names are pretty straightforward.
Like there's I think the barking ghost.
I'm pretty sure that one, the cover of that one is just a dog.
Apollo, this is the most insane thing I've ever read.
Okay.
Stein famously types all his books using only his left index finger, causing the finger
to become curved over the years.
He jokingly called it hideous and totally bent in 2008.
He refuses to learn how to type properly because he believes it would slow him down.
This guy is insane.
That's fucking awesome, bro.
He was writing a Goosebumps book every two weeks with one finger.
Oh dude, George Martin looks like a fucking chump now.
He looks like an absolute fucking idiot, man.
When Corey says he'll be a bit,
do you think that's like 10 minutes or like an hour?
Corey's not usually one to be late,
so it's hard to know, right?
Like if you would have said,
if Dan would have said that, I'd been like,
okay, Dan's not showing up.
Like if Chibley would have said that,
I'd have been like, that's like 10 to 15 minutes.
If Justin would have said that,
I would have pulled a slot machine
and then the number that came up would be what I would guess.
I don't know, I'm just, oh my God, it's so loud.
I think we should play one while we wait.
I'm down, I've played this game twice ever.
Once was the 24th, no, sorry, the 48, 52 hour stream.
I got it right the third time.
Holy cow.
Yep, and then the other was like a couple months ago.
I played like two games with Steve.
Because this is like Valorant with no abilities.
It is like Valorant with no abilities, yeah.
I'm putting this on Diffusal Group Alpha.
OK.
I'll have to.
I should have a capture for this, do I?
Do you have cases?
You can use Window Capture if game doesn't work.
I can't hit the work.
Oh, your freaking matches are red.
It was just deathmatch, though.
I think we can't queue for the proper ones.
Just in the same.
I got there, I got to the proper ones.
You got to the proper ones?
The last time I played, so I think this is a you thing.
I don't know what's going on.
How long did you play?
Did you play for a couple hours?
All I know is we got to the real games
and we played two games.
Because I'm, I still have like, I'm the,
I have no idea to be honest with you.
I have absolutely no clue what's going on, but that's okay.
Oh, you're done, bud.
You're done as soon as you start moving.
I'll tell you that much.
Oh
Is the gun like random everyone else has real guns. I don't have a real gun. I think it might be random
Yeah, I also think I might want to remove
Is there a way to stop steam profile pictures from showing?
Mugs oh
There's a random gun button then you can turn it off. Oh, I literally had you I literally you kill me
I got you with a shotgun. Sorry. Oh, excuse me. I had to be with this
Okay. Oh, we lost. How'd you do there? You didn't get 53 kills? I got one kill. Oh, one
does too, obviously. I think I'd probably vote that's two on this one. Anyone know how
to queue for the real game? Um, no. It's crazy that Valve is so good at making the game part
of the game and then everything around that is just like a disgrace of of man
because the same thing with deadlock man it's like just want to play the game you
know no I hear you and then you got a freaking get a prime account just I
didn't realize Justin was an Amazon head he said I hope you guys all have
prime accounts all right buddy whatever you say this guy was really close he was
literally tells this is a warm up. Oh shit. Can I buy a gun? It keeps changing my fucking
gun man. My time expired bro. I literally started with an AWP, it's over for you.
I have a damny pistol. Not even a good pistol man. I mean killed by a AK.
I
Tiger Woods mugshot killed me with a AK-47. Oh Jesus Christ
This game it goes quick man this game goes quick. It does. I finally have a gun now. That's sick
You're face the other way holy shit, holy shit, it's you
Not me. That was chin board
I can't believe that I was chin boir, dude.
Frick it up, man.
Well, thanks. Well, thanks.
This is too much.
This game's too fast.
You're in it now for five hours, man. You've signed up.
I'm so ready.
Get down silent.
Removal of the silencer is disabled, bro.
Where is everybody? I've been walking around the map for like five minutes.
Can't find it.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
Oh my god, you can't be with an AK-47 from that far away?
Nathan, for you, kill me with an AK-47?
I got killed by the same guy twice.
That's embarrassing.
Oh my god, oh my god, people are so good.
I'm fucked, I'm fucked.
They won't be this good in the real games.
I don't know, I don't know what Justin's rank is
from scale. Holy shit.
You actually have the aim for heads in this one.
Yeah.
I gotta reload!
He didn't have to reload.
I went up against the one guy with a fucking MPB by Zun, man.
Holy shit, I didn't get much.
Well, I haven't seen you, man, in forever.
I spawn and die in about 22 seconds every single time.
Oh, Tiger Woods, no!
Six points for assisting and neutralizing Tiger Woods.
That's a funny sentence man. They need that shit in TGL
The good looks I don't know what TGL is the golf league. Oh not rocks
Whoo, come on, bro, come on come on
I'm locked the fucking oh someone stole my kill
Found my meta. I've got a bonus weapon, bro. I must be doing awesome the hell they got. Oh, I got bonuses in this game
Your point. Oh Jesus Christ
It's just important
They're not even do you I
Definitely this is the longest life anyone's ever had in Counter-Strike. Oh
You can go around that I didn't know
I'm literally not in last place have you ever seen you ever seen the likes of this before
no let's see where are you oh shit you're not in last place you're so true
Oh my god, how are these guys so good
Okay, they got me it's holy cow. It's gonna take a little practice. That's for sure
Oh my god saved. Thank you for saving my life. You're welcome. Thank you for killing me
I wasn't you, that was Sir Otto.
That wasn't me.
I just killed someone at the same time.
Someone stole my kill.
I got my sins right, I'll tell you that much.
You know what?
Otto.
This guy, this is a coward, he wouldn't beat me, man.
Our jump attack's good in this.
Oh!
Sorry, I'm popping out.
Uh, yes, yes.
Jump every time you can, actually.
Oh, I got Dazern!
Oh no, the streamstampers are here too.
Okay, shot a shoulder.
Where the hell am I? I'm in the fucking tubes.
Fuck it, well maybe Valorant's.
I don't know that, I could get behind it.
Although, you know, that one, if we play that, I'm gonna have a high rank in that game, which ain't gonna be good.
There's no food.
camper
oh he's just too good tiger woods i he retired off me something to see us now
man what can you do
these guys are all their landing
shots that i don't think should be possible
uh... people are way too busy
like the crosshair is so fucking small bro how are you landing shots with such
a small crosshair
you can change the crosshair
well i don't think a bigger one's gonna help right
Well, there he was on the other side.
I hate the Sony theme, man.
Destroyed.
Pulled him destroyed.
What?
Oh, he's going in.
Oh my god, oh my god, I'm back, I'm back.
Oh my god, he's back?
Okay, well, if I get shot in the back, that's kind of a different story.
I can't really do much.
Wait, wait, wait, there's a theme there, people!
I've been fucking put down. I haven't seen you this whole game seems unlikely
I mean, it's really hard for me to stay alive longer than one millisecond to be honest
That's fair
Holy shit, I might be going to don't jump stop jumping
Oh
Fuck is everybody oh get pre-fired on
So I went you blonde
The people play this game a lot or something like I you I literally just got back this shouldn't even get I got you
now these are hackers bro they know i'm there
like they they aim before i even get there
well as a sad not kill you
i'm gonna have a
they don't give you a little time they don't get well it's never been a problem
for a guy like me
that could be like an extended mag
All right, dude, you got me good. I got you shots.
Dude, Chimborg is a little assassin, man.
Don't look now, bro. Fourth from last.
Oh, shit, that's not last.
Oh, I just got I thought that was ass and joy or am I bad?
That's not his name.
I've been off.
That bad?
I think it's one of the best places to get off.
That's fair over quick.
Jesus Christ.
Maybe, maybe we...
We don't.
You're a nerd, you're a nerd, you killed me.
Why do we have so many...
Why do we have so many Japanese pop stars in our game?
Is this a celebrity lobby?
Uh, maybe.
Oh my god.
Maybe he's not a wizard king, man.
That's almost, that's...
Two steps from a zombie lord.
closing corporeal
he crouched throw it all over again and they cut into your bullets
they do crash they do crash
they crash now
holy shit
oh my god
oh i did it
holy shab i've died like thirty times in a row
Oh my god, oh my god, 96 damage in three hits, come on!
Mott.
Oh!
Worth, worth, worth.
I'd say I'm pretty warmed up, honestly.
I'm actually like, I'm going sicko mode.
You kind of is going sicko mode, bro.
486 points.
Oh!
You killed me with a shotgun.
Skill.
Not again.
You spawned in the same place.
You spawned there for the revenge.
You spawned in the same place you died.
It gave me the advantage of knowledge.
What is anybody?
Yay!
Thanks for the assist.
Again, they just don't give you a lot of bullets in this condition.
You're in the army, you can afford an extended mag.
Come on.
I deserve it.
That was a good fight. That was a good fucking fight. We're actually back.
I'll just be a shotgun man, that's fine by me.
Oh no, we're losing.
Stop the knives bitch, fuck.
I'm okay, I'm back to getting owned.
I'm back to getting owned again. Yeah, I'm back.
Oh no, the devastating thing in Counter-Shack where you
someone's not facing you and you start shooting them and they turn around and one shot you.
shot you whatever bro got a private rank for
oh yeah let's let's let's leave the lobby try to see you yeah if we can play
real how do I do that you would press the main menu there we go how did you do
this I had escaped and I there was like a thing on the right that I don't know I
I don't remember already.
Let me try.
Oh, okay, hang on.
No, I have no exit to main menu, there you go.
My hair.
Have we ever asked game developers to reckon
with the fact that they don't need to redevelop the UI
for every single game that's ever come out?
They could just.
It is crazy.
They could just use one that everybody's already
familiar with.
Like, man, all the advertisements
are really fucking easy to see.
I'll tell you that, but finding out how to play the game
a bit more difficult.
Okay, competitive, that's what it's all about.
Sorry, sorry, I need two more wins before I can go to,
before I can queue for anything.
Or no, I don't.
I need two, I need two wins before I can choose
what map to queue for.
Oh, okay.
Sure guys don't don't steal my all my stuff okay apparently I have Halo music
I can get if I'm the number one player in the lobby it plays my music right
Oh
No
Oh you have to like buy stuff off fuck how do you buy stuff or swarm up
Are you around one buy player?
Uh, I don't know. I know Valorant by Meta. I don't know CS by Meta, so it's gonna take
me an extra second and spawn every single time.
So what does it rely on, Corey?
For Justin. Justin knows CS.
Yeah, but Justin, he doesn't want to play with us until Newton for some reason.
Yeah, he's had to play more Zomboy, he hasn't had enough of that yet.
Mike, Joe.
You're doing fresh bang.
Really run around when you buy armor
Just telling me around one buy armor that one person in chat's got to be right. I
Got the sniper. Oh shit
Round one by Kevlar best boom
Look at this have our best it is I cover I
Go be I caramba
I go be and then you jump across mid
That's that simple
Take them there be oh you're running
There be care you and you're in faster with the knife
I'm down on B. I see it on the map. Oh close to me. We got some damage out there. We got some damage out there. Oh
There you go. There's an assist
Guys we're gonna win round one. It's happening. They only have one left
Where's my Apollo I'm on the hot babe, how do I change my spectating look at that dirty 250 for eliminating
Can I have one of like $2,000 nights that'd be so sick to pull out as like a player who's never played the game before
You pull out the Karambit or whatever it is. I don't know man. What are these?
Oh, you're with it.
You probably don't buy like a big gun, right?
I could buy a big gun. I'm gonna buy a big gun.
I got armor pistol on this one.
Big gun already. I'll protect you, Sire.
Grenade.
Holy shit, grenade. He's rich.
It's the utility.
It sounds like it's going to be... I'm looping? Wrapping?
Grenade, out.
I'm taking the short way through mid.
Oh, she made a hatch.
Damn!
Damn!
The Grudge.
The Grudge.
The Grudge.
Okay, you buy a helmet in Kevlar.
It's that simple.
I'll buy a smoked grenade.
Boom, look at that.
M4.
My buy-up worked though, because yeah, I got the M4 and I got the helmet armor.
Oh
You live ahead you stab you they flashed a
peaking got one
Huge grenade a
Stamina I really feel bad, but then he stabbed me back so I feel less bad. I think it's totally fair
one left. There are teams owning. I don't feel like I've done anything. What is that
sound? Three. You can't hurt your teammates in Valorant, so I always see my melee weapon
around a bunch and uh. I didn't know that. Yeah. Don't do that. Apollo, don't look now.
I have a 100% headshot efficiency.
He's yelling at me.
Okay, there's weird...
The smoke pattern is a little bit different than this one, nephew.
The throwing physics is a bit different, for sure.
What? I haven't done anything, bud! I've hit my teammate and I threw a smoke into the ground, man!
This is the greatest day of my life. Can I tell you something?
I'm buying an incendiary grenade. I'm throwing it A. There's no shot they go B after what they've just been through.
There's absolutely no shot they go B again.
Oh no, no, Chetsen carried. They're all sent carried, man!
I literally have a 100% headshot ratio. Which one?
12 kills.
Watch this shit.
They're all but I'm getting hit markers like fucking crazy right now, but they've diffused it they've diffused my smoke on a
Does that mean if I throw an incendiary into the smoke it just doesn't work. I don't know about that one I
Hear footsteps long a I
Hear them behind this door. I think I'm gonna let you cover that and I'm gonna yeah
Oh, they're on site, on site. On site, eh? Yep. I have one bullet. Help. Coming over,
cavalry's here. Holy shit, he's the goat. I'm gonna diffuse. Oh, I see why they're,
I see why our teammate is full kills. I'm gonna diffuse, it's my diffuse. It's literally my diffuse.
I gotta you gotta see let Brad pull up
It wasn't a good one man. It really wasn't a good one. Oh
No, no, no, no, no the Gurch get out of here oh
Oh
We think bro we peeking we peeking B
You got anything a no I do a smoke stupid again though nothing B
Sounds like there's some fighting mid.
Looping around through T-Spawn.
I got one at Spawn.
Oh my god, how did he fucking kill me?
How did he fucking kill me?
These ladies one tapped.
one half at T spawn. I shot at the shit out of him. Oh! He's literally one, he's probably
98 damage. How do I change room specter? That's how we change. You got him, you got
him nephew. I love that, hold that angle. I mean they got to play the bomb at some point.
OHHHHHH!
What a fucking shot.
Alright, alright, maybe this is uh,
becoming better than Dota, I tell you that much.
It is kinda sick to have to be like,
like the bottom rank in a game
that's kinda the same as another game that you play,
where you're like really high rank.
I know it's not exactly the same game,
but it is kinda the same game, you know.
I blinded, I blinded, I looked right at it, it's my bad.
Throwing high on the incendiary.
Oh yeah, let him kill me even though he was on fire.
I got the check, I got your check.
He scared me because he was on fire, I thought it was Ghost Rider.
Sorry Scooby Nois, it's my bad y'all.
Let me see ya, I gotcha.
Damn, you got the fuel boss.
Oh, he came out with the running headshot, it's just like Valorant.
oh no the knife kill man not the knife man oh they got him he's toast he's toast
he doesn't make it out of this one alive
I'm MVP, dude you're MVP.
I'm MVP.
Look at that.
You're kind of the goat at this.
I'm kind of, yeah, maybe.
Best thing for me is I know I just don't have to buy anything because I just die.
So like I save a lot of money.
Easy 3K.
three k
we have business at the
all of these are good
i i i uh... probably ninety nine and three if i had to guess ninety all
shit
we have been a problem to be there's one still alive
i'm not gonna take out a handle man
I'm I'm learning a lot from this
He's got a fucking awesome
That was kind of looking incredible bro, no Lee
Yeah, what do you even buy when you have everything in the world man? This must be what it be like to be rich
I'm thinking
For a grenade shotgun for a beast like me. I'll just buy all the grenades on
Rush tunnels
no stunts
incendiary
i've been stunned they might be coming wrong
yeah you do have like a little bit
oh they're lit they're lit they're lit they're lit they're all coming
there's like 3 of them men
okay i got one i trade i got your trade i got your trade
thank you for the trade
we got problems at A bro
i don't have any communications on
just to be clear but
what a bro is fucking around looking at his knife the whole time are they even
trying
oh shit we're gonna fucking lose it out
alright lose it around guys
oh I felt that
oh you shouldn't even have to snap her out in the first place man
fuck it I'm sniping me
I know my role
get out of my way I've got a good line
get the fuck out of my way you're in my fucking line
right now I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry
I can't lose a fucking second here
got him oh shit I let him line it up
okay there's an op-op mid if you want it oh no
I don't know did I hit him at all what the hell was that he shot a dude with his pistol
like a hundred meters up into the sky.
The car team got the cover, they got the cover.
Damn!
That's some good old, he might as well have the spectre out there, man.
Maybe like a stinger, some running gun, I guess.
I'm learning a lot, I'm learning a lot right now.
That's the important part.
I mean, we're at 9-1, we're at 6-1.
six two and six this might be the most us game of CES I've ever played that
that that that that that that I mean I don't know maybe they're right
we've got problems Ryan they've broken through on the backside oh shit I'm
I'm going. Oh yeah. Very nice one. I hit him looping to our spawn. Oh, I hit him both. Oh, big shot.
You might be. Help. Help. You're clear. You're clear at mid.
I'm rushing. Oh, shit.
There's one. I don't know to ping. Oh, you can't ping. Oh, shit. Go did me and your brother.
Let's do it
What one's on on here? He's stuck
Got one
That's what's on me. I'm me on my way. Oh, holy shit. Oh look at us
How do you diffuse? I don't know what's the button? It's right here. It's right here. How do you diffuse?
How do you diffuse?
How do you diffuse?
How do you do?
It's like, look, I know that, like,
Oh, I don't know.
I don't know how to do this.
I know Valorant's the baby game.
I got to understand it, like, when you walk up to the bomb,
it says, press this button that is used.
So like, you're like, OK, I got it.
Maybe maybe just a little bit of contact,
contact sensitive events would help just a little bit, please.
Like, you see the guy say, diffusive gay.
I can do that.
Oh, that's that's why I left it up to you
Oh, what are these fucking overunders man, are we supposed to bet on these guys? I
Think that means that's how much damage you did to them and they did to you. Oh, okay
I don't know the rods
Not bad y'all I
Had some side some nasty little shots that round those some nasty little shots
Yeah, mama is your 0.5 bro. I'm getting back 11 and 3. Holy fuck
I guess again, it's just it's not fair, you know, I gotta look at my 10 year
CS global offensive veteran tokens so that they get
They're like, why are you so ass? I
Think just like at this rank being able to point at the enemy's head is like kind of like a huge
buff I think some of these guys I mean all these guys are better than me
oh no hopefully not one of them on enemy team because the way again like you
got to see what happened but it was tough
they smoked it fucking B bro they never know hey it's hard to go a oh dude I'm
so bad at smoking it's crazy
they took a shot at my teammate at B
well he's deagoling them like what do we even there's nothing to do
beautiful round guys beautiful round
yep
what is it? it must be like first uh... first uh... sixteen
I think you're okay. Thanks for the 13.
First the 13? Oh my god.
Dude, I'm not even wearing pants right now. This is sick.
This is my round. This is where I do my best work.
I forgot to do the laundry last night. Okay, I'm sorry.
You and me.
You're bomb? You got bomb?
I got my wing builder team
It's fucking clear I'm gonna plant a plant E
Not eat oh it is he just takes a hundred years
Yeah, I didn't do anything holy shit
match point bro oh by the big gun for me there's got to be a p90 play I'm all
in it's time now my brothers look at you I'm gonna uncrossing don't shoot oh he
He crossed left. I saw him. I saw his ass.
I got the bomber. We're long A.
Oh!
Holy Jesus Christ!
Ryan?
We're planting A, bro.
I don't think we're losing today.
He's locked. He's locked. He's locked the fucking.
He's locked the fucking.
I don't think we're fucking losing.
Damn, the survivalist.
The Taskmaster, they know, bro.
Oh, shit.
They know.
Most objectives, too.
When one match, you display your skill group.
Yes.
Your competitive dust to skill group, Silver 2.
I'm going to exit to main menu so that we can get Corian.
I think Corian's here.
OK.
Exit to main menu.
Oh, you're right.
It's already better than Dota, bro.
Yeah, sir.
Onks assemble.
We're actually what's your rank, Corey?
What's your rank? Are you going to ruin this for us?
I have I have six hours in the game.
Yeah. Yes, dude.
I don't know if I have a rank.
That's sick.
We have to be when we have to do some like death match
then to get you allowed to play or whatever the fuck.
Yeah, I'm just trying to even get this to capture a window.
You had a window.
Yeah, window capture.
How do I change my crosshair, it's the crosshair button.
Are there presets?
Because otherwise there's like a billion sliders that wants me to adjust.
Oh my god.
How come it doesn't show up as a window to capture?
Oh my god, I'm gonna freak out.
I hear you brother, I hear you.
Why isn't it, it doesn't even show up as a window?
Because it fucking closes every time I click out of the game.
You can copy someone else's in-game.
Okay, alright, we'll do that in-game.
Frank, can I tell you, you're so real and so true by the way,
and the people who are speaking against you are just agents of chaos
and want to see the world burn.
What are you talking about?
Doctors, they they suck. Yes.
Yeah. Yep. You're so right. And so real.
I'm banging on the pots and pans, but just for the nurses.
No, they're kind of chilled to the nurses.
Yeah, no. I mean, I talked to a nurse for three minutes as opposed to the doctor
for 30 seconds. So that's kind of sick.
OK.
And can I just say I just got off the phone with another place to get another
doctor's appointment and she was like, OK, let me check.
Our earliest appointment is the 25th of February and I went, that's not great.
I was like, well, that's also Wednesday and that's my longest day.
I didn't say that out loud.
But this is kind of bad for me.
Do you have another day?
Like, what's the next available day?
And she goes, let me look.
And she goes, April 8th.
And I went, I'll go on, I'll go on the 25th of February.
That's okay.
I'll go on the 25th.
Damn, I didn't know you were going to the doctor in Canada.
bro that's every time sorry right now I was I was in a chair yesterday when he
was talking about this and I said he's not talking about me I'm not going to
type I said he deserves a chance to to that but people who are like our
health culture how our health care system sucks because we have to wait a
long time I got an appointment in three weeks and if I didn't pick that one it
was going to be two months. So say it, bro. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know what I'm
doing in this game. Bro, we're literally all. Yes, there's no way we're going to lose.
They're doing a really old matchmaking stronghold. This is a problem. What's that? I've never
played this map before in my life I think. Welcome to the club. I think I need to win
a couple of games and then I can queue for the good maps. What the fuck is this Play-Doh
ass map dude? What is going on? I'm going to learn the map right now. Is there a map
button. Can I see the map button? Oh, my sensitive. Bro, it's just tunnels everywhere.
How the fuck am I supposed to navigate this? Wait, you run automatically? You run faster
than I thought, bro. Yeah, you do shift to slow down. I know that sounds crazy. We're
going to win this game. I just killed a guy with a pistol and he had an AK. Bro, enemy
He knows whole load.
Oh, I was going to say Enemy Delta's a bot, and I remember I turned on clean player names.
I don't know man, these guys seem alright.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I was like, Enemy Blackbird, are we playing bots?
But I do remember having the, the, the, the few amount of games I did play this, I remember
having to turn on names gamers are problematic yeah especially like when
they're losing it's crazy that there's like only two ends of the system where
it's like either the names are like so bad you have to filter them out and
replace them automatically or it's like Nintendo where you can't even use the
word dumb they're just like your every single name is like Mario Yoshi 3 bro
How do you even buy B?
That makes perfect sense
Or you got to get armor Kevlar Kevlar round one is meta
Okay
This guy's got a Suppy. I guess I'm gonna hold B counter terrorists. Yeah
I guess I'll hold a long I look this seems like a fucking fucked up angle bro where the hell am I?
I'm coming brah
I believe in you. You're gonna own you're actually here. I got some damage out there. I literally one HP though
Here I'm following dumb dog. Let's see this
Oh Jerry
Shot Jerry give me some assist bro. Oh
My god, I thought for sure you had I thought for sure you had him
I
Like a Korean the flanks Corey flank it's three gets a 3k. Oh
There's one
Diffuse with F. Oh, you got the kid
I don't think he had the kit by the way, oh, no, I thought the things that popped out of his no
He just makes it faster
He did shoot wires out of his chest. That's right. That's right. It's not a it is not
F to diffuse F is look at your gun. I realized that
Very important
The gun time I bought a gun I bought there's apparently winning round one doesn't matter unless you win round two
Hmm, you're gonna go be again?
Well, not right no way, bro. I
Got just some settings. I have no idea where they come out of just to be clear. So
Looping play a hole. Oh
I'm dead
My watch
I've done a bad job they have guns
One's behind you guys I think.
Say no more.
Oh!
Unknown, unknown, could be anywhere.
Lost eyes on Bob.
How about a John Bob?
This angle seems really bad.
No, I like it. I like it. Element of surprise.
Bad dog McCree.
The more places that are open to shoot you, the better.
I think he's being sarcastic.
No, because then maybe they won't expect it.
He's about to come from one of these, man. You've got a one-third chance of getting it right.
Dennis, you're being sarcastic.
Why don't you ever trust him?
Oh wait did you shoot a guy on your screen no no I think it's okay on my
screen you got excited and shot the floor okay
so by a P90 I don't know bra he 90 kind of good if you suck at aiming like me
you want to trade guns now we're good I believe M4 more of like a surgeons tool
You believe in yourself, okay, we'll get there we'll get there eventually
Middle oh shit that was a AI one was middle that was that was a nice thing middle
Oh, we don't have anyone covering anywhere else man, this is fucked about to get flanked
No shot bro. I was watching B
I love that, I have a grenade too.
He's hurt, he's hurt.
Woo!
Oh yeah, let's go.
I'm throwing another one in.
How do you just come here?
Oh, E. E.
How many do they got?
One left?
Yeah, but I'm over here.
Oh, he's going sick on mode.
Ryan, it's all you.
Okay, he's going sick on mode.
Okay, I've got it.
No assist!
I did 24 in one!
assist for that I got to remember you can't like walk and shoot yes sir that
is true what else should I buy grenade always armor helmet for sure yeah I
have armor helmet get a good gun and it grenades the other thing oh yeah the
You just get the one as well.
Three, I hear zero.
Zero, two, one.
Is Grenade just G?
Four.
Four.
Ah, fuck.
Five.
Four and click.
Four.
Five.
Six.
Yep, he's doing it.
Stopped it a little short, though.
Beep.
Terrible, terrible.
Beep, beep, beep.
They're all on beep.
Bombs on beep.
One's up.
Visible bomb on beep.
Good shooting, kid.
Good shooting.
I
How do I copy a crosshair that's what I need to know now
Not yours obviously, I think I have this game crosshairs ears
How much time do you have to get there 45 seconds oh shit
I
Can't see nothing yeah, I don't I don't know what I can't I think you're I think you're touching
I'm holding forward. Hey, like there's nowhere to go
Get the music out of here I
Didn't hear shit
Can we just play dust every time
I wonder if I need to up my sensitivity.
I actually need to up mine a little bit as well.
Crazy to say, but it's true.
Yeah.
Also, I literally have cat hair on my mouth right now.
Better than your mouth.
Not really.
Because then I would just eat it.
I'm going to say B is safe.
One guy right.
nice shooting tax
upright upright
came to the tunnel man
all i want
fuck they're all there too they're too they're hunting
all come on jimmy jerry
jerry patience jerry
ryan you're there they're weak i believe in you
give them a big dot on your left
yeah
Nice one more.
And the jump was back today.
The jump was back.
I respect it, though.
OK, I got to turn off this music, bro.
A little bit of an overheat, for sure.
I don't have any money, man.
Save round.
Do you like what do you?
Oh, OK.
Save rounds.
Save rounds.
One deagle.
That's all you need, right?
That's all you need.
Let's go, fellas.
Let's go, fellas.
They've been liking A, so I think they're going to go back.
Probably because they know a beast like me is hanging out at B.
I think that's Prudent.
Oh, no, they didn't.
Jerry.
Oh, someone's there.
Jerry got a purple boy.
He got a purple boy on the part.
Is his name actually Jerry?
I don't know.
It's what it says for me.
Oh, they're B.
Purple.
They still played B.
There's nothing I could have done, dawg.
Oops.
Oh, the deagle's so much different in this game than the other game.
Turns out, turns out G throws your gun if you do that by accident.
Mmm.
Are you guys got a good crosshair?
You guys got to stop dying fast so I can see your crosshair when I'm dead.
What was the save round sound?
there
you just say that gun you know yeah
thank you say that gun brother i'll just live at his first
the way i'll go left right there i think you're plenty far
the tithons corner yeah you're sick with it
simply a gun up though just in case you know
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's huge. That's huge. That's gonna look awesome on the graph, bro.
Dude, it's so my game is so freemey. I thought this game was supposed to be like insane.
Yeah, I don't need to buy it.
Still difference.
All right me and you blue
Blue show me the angles to camp
Can you lean in this?
Come on.
When the Unk mess you?
Oh, I mean, I mean, holy fuck.
Closing in on Apollo, looping through mid, one of the many mids.
Nice Cory!
There's two, there's two more.
Oh yeah, the window.
Ah!
No, bro!
Oh my god, I gotta kill him.
That's one was in that window, that's one was in that window.
On your right.
he is fucked
Jerry! Get his ass Jerry!
Oh!
He awped me man.
Oh no!
No! Ryan!
I was getting ready to throw it into that little window up there and then if he takes so long to pull out the bottle man!
that's so fun oh that one's on Jerry that was a disaster man also the bottle is
heavy as fuck bro it was supposed to go behind the double cover where he was
gonna be standing
B. Steps at B.
Mm-hmm.
I've gotten the kill, y'all. Your turn.
Is that you jumping?
Oh, when was in there spawn? He's weak.
I've smoked my B angle.
I'm taking a further angle to flank into B.
opening my eyes as wide as they can open oh shit what a shot can't be mad about
that okay do my game is running like really yeah
Well, it's a surprise purple didn't get killed there, but...
Good shot, good shot.
What the fuck? I didn't see how this thing's too fast, man!
Kid... Kid sadly, uh, was from...
Oh, I didn't have enough for kids.
Okay, I was gonna say it was from Temu anyway.
when did they release
or remove my favorite gun the mag 7
when they released the mag 8 I don't know man
sorry I'm sorry what happened in the mag 7 bro
the removal of the silencer is disabled they just might be for sure as these
men nope I shouldn't walk in front of this guy always not behind me anymore
they're all here they're all right on my way bro keeping my crosshair oh head
the height I should I should have backed up I gotta be so greedy man nice last one
unknown
Oh, it's a known known clutch ping mm-hmm
Oh, he's up there again. I prefer that window. No, don't give away your positioning Billy
Billy that's gonna get me that's gonna get him. He'd be in good
Bro in my world in my world. That's a nice try. That's an empty in my world
I don't know Billy look like you 80 years old on that reaction time man. I gotta say all right
Well, he's mugging me in stats. So be careful
Okay
See how you're husky
Billy Billy is blue on mine, which means Jerry must be purple
Okay, I have hatchet hatchet and husky
It's weird that they don't give them the same names to everybody.
You can't go up there.
Okay.
I wasn't sure.
Oh, Hatchet's going crazy.
That's Billy.
I'll have you know.
You heard the shit you said about him last time.
Respect.
Oh, this guy keeps fucking us over, man.
This is their good teammate.
the goddamn window again. Is he for sure? I'm holding the bomb. Good call. Okay. I'm
holding position on bomb. I'm heavy flanking. You hold that angle, Corey. I got this one.
Yep. I'm here. I don't see his ass. So you guys don't need to hold this anymore. He literally
he's the opposite baby he won't he won't come in he's too worried about the
seven grand the little broke boy
yeah there you you're not joking he's in the fucking window fuck Cory it's been a
pleasure he's coming
there we go there we go and I got your brother back and I got your fucking gun
we love that for a guy oh oh god are you okay
was that was that I was huge I literally jumped over the bullet yeah exactly and now I've
I got a stand up now. I got a stand up, bro. What are you going to do with no up?
That hiccup yell. It's not a hiccup yell. I went it was like when you see that villager with the crafting table
Oh, I see
He's in the damn window again. Oh, he's clomping behind me, man. Sorry, brother. Sorry. I'm on shift one now
Oh, I hear them all over there, man
I'm taking the other I don't know they didn't know we're there now, so I'm gonna go back around oh
What the fuck is his door how do you open the door? Oh my god
Shit, this is this is domain
Is that you, Scabby?
Where am I, man?
Oh, what a shi- How did you fucking shoot me? I was behind a half wall of stone. I was behind a wall of stone.
huge huge you punish the hubris
Oh, crap.
You have no time to do anything.
Alright fellas, it's all in.
It's all in season, it's the last round of the first half.
Okay, okay.
I'm in, I'm all in.
Remember, this isn't the killin' host anymore.
I'm in.
I'm in.
I'm in.
I'm in.
I'm in.
I'm in.
I'm in.
I'm in.
I'm in.
I'm in.
Okay, okay, I'm in I'm all in
You can't slow walk across the whole map
Why is the map the size of fucking Italy dude? Who made this?
ABGN your footsteps be
Could be us no
Oh behind us the footstep call might have been incorrect you gotta you're not
comp so much man oh they're all here oh they're weak they're weak they're weak
they're we lanking fucking dying on your head first there's one more there's one more Jerry
This guy's a chump, we win these easily.
This guy's chump mode.
Okay, Jerry had a bit of an advantage.
Oh, come on.
I shot the guy, man.
He was tucked with the right here, Ryan.
Oh my god.
He moved.
He's the same.
Get this music out of here.
Get this music out of here.
music you talking about you guys aren't here in the Denzel curry no I think I
have that turned off yeah I'm gonna turn that one off the next time
people are best follow me do I fucking get when I get to put pants on I'm
gonna like unlock men follow me guys you're pants on no I forgot to my laundry
last night man you really won't prepare I think you're talking about game no
Do I have a bomb? Who's bomb? I got a bomb.
We're gonna be. Yeah, me too, I think.
Oh shit, where are the baddies? I don't know how to get out of here, guys.
Oh shit!
What's in the window? Guys, I'm going back to you.
Oh, everybody on my escort team died. What?
I died around the corner. That's tough. Oh my god!
A season bro. Winnable. Run for your life. Behind you. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.
Okay. We, you know what? I damaged everybody on the enemy team. Every single person on
the enemy team has been damaged. The, the, the whip was pretty good. Was he going to
try to knife you? I think he was trying. He was trying to knife. Is the save run just
don't buy anything from forward oh shit i should have bought
yeah i bought it best though
you don't buy it you don't buy it
to the little arrow
where we going that's
uh... let's go mid you know close quarters maybe you know
nudge out
get your intel no tails
okay gotcha
oh you gotta go up the ladder
i love when you walk up the ladder
i i hit him so many times
Can you not body block me when I'm right in the middle of a firefight?
Can you not body block me?
Got some serious shit going on here, so I'm just...
Ah!
Sorry, Corey, I was just getting my heart rate up.
Husky was looking at me with a gun.
Okay.
Good eco damage, good eco damage.
I'm alright, I think.
Yeah, I think it was low rate.
Yep.
Good shoot, good shoot.
One on the window.
I got 14 health.
Yeah, but it's a chum.
Oh, shit.
Doing some damage on an eco is good for sure.
Right bomb?
Of course you got bomb. Where we going lads?
Um, I don't know man, that's not, it's stinky butts, I hate it.
Yeah, I don't really know where we're going. I like it when it's like two hallways.
Yeah, it's like a hundred hallways man.
Let's go A bro.
Okay, we'll go A.
I'll lead of course.
Hey, we can use that annoying window that that guy used.
mm-hmm all right oh fuck yeah who asked
what the fuck the ones in the way down he's lit he is a little lady
I guess my teammate got mad at me and he's going to shoot me.
Billy attacked the teammate.
That should attack the teammate.
Well, the one's in right.
What the fuck, Billy?
Oh, shit.
This isn't as fun as the first game.
Oh, my god.
Oh my god, I get to I get to hear some sick music anyway
I just know everything was going great. I was landing some clean shots and Billy stabbed me for some reason
Fuck I don't have money
It might be because you know fuck it was what's his stats a little bit better than mine. I might just take them out
It's kind of a liability
Shit I got the bomb you have the bomb let's just kill them all
Fuck planting
We died today the decoy doesn't shoot where it says it's gonna I don't like it
I'm holding our back confirmed like prevented
bro i have a lot of grenades man
kory you're my goat
i have no idea how to get to you
i know it seems crazy giving the map right now i have absolutely no clue
kory you're my goat bro
Creepin
One's still by Corey I hear him. This is gonna be on the right here somewhere Ryan you're being helped my friend Corey. Oh
What a shot
I'm gonna see if I can push I think I think you guys go a Corey. I think you can link up go a link up and build
As you covered
No, I don't know I can't see you
You'd be a bomb by those alright. Yeah, I know I'm just scared
You guys got 15 seconds, you gotta go.
Oh, he's done the hallway.
Wow, that's not gonna go range, man.
He's gonna run, you gotta-
No!
You gotta chase him, you gotta chase him, you gotta chase him.
Oh no, you guys are-
They're not playing.
Yeah, well played, well played.
He's in our damn spot, and now I'm listening to Jules.
Plus zero penalty for running out of time.
This is devastating, man.
You see those shots though?
There was a good shot.
There was a good shot.
There were some good shots in there.
You wanna go B?
Yeah, let's do it.
What was bombs?
Bro.
Oh my god.
was bomb bro oh my god if there's one thing i know about valorant what the hell purple
what's he doing bro he went AWOL he couldn't handle the mental stress of combat bro
Oh
Cuz we're losing so bad I
Honestly, I think that the mental the mental toil this fucking took him out man
That's a fucked up award to give a guy like me man. The old
time or no no no no no no no that's fucked up damn that's a huge weekly bonus too we should play
enough games that we don't have to play that map again yeah how do you get out of this menu you
just wait like three seconds I feel like I've been here for like several minutes though all right
right. There we go. It's a
pretty cool that a big green uh
claim rewards button and then
when you click it, it just goes
eh. Oh, you have to choose.
You choose what you get. Oh,
can you? Can you uncheck the
maps now? I hope so. Obviously,
we're going to get that.
Obviously, we're going to get
that, man.
Let me see. Play. It will, of course, be. Chad, how do I do this? Take out the box.
Oh, just click on the checkbox. That makes perfect sense. I don't think I've ever played
Overpass. That would explain why it's got a nine minute wait time. Uh-huh. Hang on, I'm
Hang on, I'm gonna change my loadout, too.
For my mid tier, I don't need an MP5. I don't need an MP9, bro. I need a mag 7.
Why is it that it feels like every game I've ever played that has maps,
the first map they make is always the best and then like every map after is just like never is good?
Where you seeing bonuses?
I have a bunch of requests that say player wants to be my friend.
I'm looking at all items.
What are you doing dressing yourself up?
Well, part of my problem is that I haven't got my stat tracks on.
So I gotta get my swag up just a little bit.
Oh, I see, I see.
My bad, y'all, by the way. I sold everything in this game that was worth any amount of money, so my swag is like pretty low right now.
I'll just buy it back for like ten times the price or whatever.
You know any cases are we gonna get the the drug war veteran sticker possible man
Drug war veterans stick on my consider you get the drug war veteran sticker
new and popular drug war veteran I
Don't know how people get like addicted to opening cases in this game because you like never win
Like I feel like to get addicted to gambling you have to win sometimes to like be like all I had to chase the dragon
But I never ain't ever seen a no dragon in this game, man. You open a box and it's like
like, mmm, black pistol.
I watched OniPixel open, like, a quarter million dollar worth of cases, and to be fair, I
only saw, like, maybe 35 grand of it, and he got one knife, and I went, I don't think
that is good enough for me to get interested in this.
Oh, yeah, cancel the cue?
Cancel the cue?
Oh, okay, cue cancel.
Is Justin gonna fuck us up?
Probably.
I hope you enjoyed those easy games.
I don't know what his rank is though.
probably he says he's peeing he'll be two minutes no sweat bro yeah okay that's
good every every match I learned something new what did I learn in that
match turn off MVP music no that will be in the audio section
I'm no case thing never made any sense to me anyway because I'm I'm not the
target audience because I don't care about skins I love skins I love gambling
and I don't really open crates in this game so I don't know I feel people are crazy
There we go
I like gambling
Really?
Like
You know in theory
I don't like spending money like that but you know it's fun to win stuff
That's true
Yeah, it's like old magic cards or any Pokemon cards.
You lose money by opening them.
I don't know man, I got money by opening Pokemon cards.
Yeah, yeah, okay that was several years ago though at this point.
Yeah, I know I do no more.
I think each people still buying are crazy.
You get like a $200 box and the best cards worth like $30.
Correct.
I think those evolving Skies packs you were opening are $25 a pack now or something.
What up, Justin?
That's crazy.
Hello.
Paper games until you sell.
Yeah.
I'm gonna open the damn game.
New sets coming out are more than, like, are worth more than retail right out the gate.
It doesn't make any sense.
It's so dumb, too, because there's no cards worth anything in them.
Like, it doesn't make any fucking sense.
It doesn't make any sense.
That's how I felt, opening the older ones.
Like, there were some old cards I wanted to chase, like, in the sets before the ones
I open and the boxes were like four hundred dollars and like the highest value card was like 80
And it's like what's funny even if I get the rarest card. I lose like a hundred or two hundred
dollars if you had bought if you had bought them for four hundred dollars you would have made like
If you just held the box. Oh, no, I'm talking about the other older ones than that
I'm just saying yeah everything is like
It's yeah, like just just buy the box and then hold on hold on. Yeah
Yeah, I was thinking about to be that being the worst kind of person in the world
Right, just buying like a couple cases of Pokemon cards in every set and putting them in storage for like 20 years
Yep
Well, like who's your rookie card came out in the last set can't be Pikachu
Garbador some shit like that. What were they called fuck? Uh, I
if you could you auto is the damn motorcycle dragon guys with the
whole Meridon and oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
and rookie cards for sure
Caridon kind of cool Meridon kind of a weirdo
I like chasing every time a magic set comes out that I like
cause like I keep the cards and I play the game
But I like to open a box or two well magic magic cards have like valuable cards
You can open up out of them so like I get it on both fronts you can get it for fun
And you can like gamble it's fun. It's recent set
it is so the most recent set had a
Like one serialized card in it one out of five hundred of them printed total
Oh, and someone at my shop got one
Serialized is like a numbered like one of actually a number on it. They sold it for $15,000
It was the same box that my box came out of, which is not always the case as well where
like magic the value is like really high when the set is fresh and then slowly just goes
away over time unless it's like classic.
It has to become like modern or legacy playable or cool for commander or something like that.
Since commander is so big now, I think commander feels a lot of that gap.
I would love to play a by the way. I hate playing beyond this map, bro
We don't even know what that is so you do it literally you're good. Just do whatever you want man, like okay
That works that word. I was telling my chapter somebody after like W plates. Yes, and I was like it's kind of all I did from 1999 until
Yeah, you probably
Clutch out I
Was but like 11 years ago. What was I got bad news?
Yeah, that's never gonna be pistol
Damn, he knows how shit we're looping looping
I mean, I got to I'm doing my job. That's my go right more than your job. I did damage to the third
I don't know where to go man
just fall in this gray paint I suck that's been killed
event you okay to left to left three things right below you guys gotta go
though you gotta go
good shit I'm gonna try the little time little time little time nice glory my
Gold
Holy shit, holy shit, and now they got so blown up obviously they're going a I don't know what people buy second round anymore
I'm just gonna buy I mean I can get a rifle and all the other stuff. So like okay, you know if I get m4 armor who cares
You know what you're doing
Going swag seven terrorist technical timeout
They got to discuss what went wrong there
They got to figure that out
Cory always taking the long route to the site you I don't know
They keep telling me to copy crosshairs bro everybody in here eight until Justin got in here had the default crosshair they were crashing out
I'm gonna take a little white dot.
That's a painful one.
Oh, there's no shot.
He's not dead.
I tapped him.
Huge, huge bomb on me.
I'm out of here.
Oh, good shot.
Good shot.
They sent two, Justin.
I should have stayed behind my little box.
There's two above you, Corey.
I should have copied your crosshair there.
Oh, my god.
I played. How many times are you going to see the day? I'm so insane. Oh, that was so good
there. Oh, it's going to come from behind anyway. I played a lot of one point. Yeah,
I used to play with a big ass cross here. The dot I started using the docs. I was starting
to play Valorant a lot. This is a safe. I copied your copy of your crosshair, Justin. So you
like my little dot oh shit I can't even fucking see it bro yeah I think that's why I use the green
the fuck am I supposed to do with this little thing well why not man you're good
oh I'm down there are minus shots
shot me a little bit it's fucked up you let me know if they're above me and I'll shoot through
the floor with my shotgun and kill them. I don't think that hurts. Oh, I hear them behind me.
Oh, is that one good? Yeah. Oh boy. My goat's been killed. Horrible. Jesus. Oh shit, that's
gotta be easy. Yeah. Not my plan is new, bro. Never mind, I'm the goat. Yeah.
I
Still tapped him. I didn't know there was a window there my bad y'all
Maybe don't hurt me
Good fucking try man. You might need to send more than one. I'll cover you. No, I got money. I'll come be
No, I'm over enough for a damn shit right here damn
Yeah, I'm still on the broke side 15 kills on my damn P2000 bro, and by D
You got a stat track, I do that probably had it for like 13 years 15 kills
No one here, at least no rush
Heard somebody
Apartment I've been I've been flush banged
another one smoking smoking tunnel
but you two in total I'm dead through the box there we go
nice that was a good job smoking tunnel good challenge and boys got cigars on
the brain see that guy I didn't see that guy
and I saw one tap at the deal it felt nice I switched to my secondary cuz I
thought that no one was there and the second I did there was a guy chat help
me out where do we where do we cover up at the on B
but the opposite sir like here oh I just don't remember how to shoot an AK I
guess one side top mid with bomb oh we have to come in through the left tunnel
Following my good friend, Apollo.
Oh, what's up? Oh, no.
I don't know what's happening.
Oh, you can be up there?
I'm just gonna level up.
I'm just gonna level up.
I literally have no idea where he was.
So there's like a little room that comes through a hallway up above.
Oh, save round, huh?
That was where I was supposed to cover.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm gonna buy that next round.
We're going for next or buying this round?
I can buy next. I bought this round too though.
Okay, I'll buy the last round.
Whatever, we're losing. We need to do something, you know?
I don't know the enemy team not know what the sights are.
I think it seems kind of fucked up.
Apparently you jump near them to see them coming up.
Yeah, right there.
Yep, apartment.
Bro got me pretty good. I ain't gonna lie.
Yeah, I put a pink map to it.
I tried to throw a frag grenade at me, missed, missed badly.
A couple coming up catwalk, which is there.
They smoked my shit here.
Yeah, they're going cat to B.
Not for the smoke.
The smoke.
Oh yeah, got a hallway B.
Got one.
Nothing up at the.
and then you'll connect to the A
Nice shooting
Well that was bombed that you killed. I'm abandoning apartment to go back to A. Yeah, I'm going the other way
We're bombed down one back mid just sitting there with an op I got a fucking asshole
I
Still got eyes on Bob last guy was taught me to the knot
Come to your connector on your left. Yeah, I'm ready
He might be boosting himself in the window or to jump
Apollo would be dead if that were the case I think so
I did not think that was a shotgun and I got the grenade, Apollo might go trade guns.
Oh I'm not an oper but I'll try.
It's for you.
It's a stat track.
And you know, I'm so bad with the off in Valor, but we'll see how it goes.
I'll cut here.
You switch with me.
You get the hallway.
I'll get I'll get over here.
OK, OK, with the up.
Checker, they come from the left of the right here.
Last year.
It's the right.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, behind.
That all connected.
Oh, it's called connector. Yeah, he's in jungle now.
I'm leaving Ryan. Yes, it's like a window.
He's going to wind over.
Me too.
Oh, he saw me. He saw me in the vents.
Holy shit.
Good shot.
Good try. Good try. There's another there.
Well, how'd that guy come from?
I
What a snap
God damn.
You need to get some MVP music, bro.
I don't know about that.
I put two, I put two.
I put two, I put two.
I think I have a hotline in Miami.
I hear them, I hear them in the apartment.
You can jump out you can jump out of the window. I didn't know that oh fuck it zooms back in automatically
Oh my god, I don't like that. Can you turn that off? Tell me my goat one time site
Off it man, yeah, they are I shouldn't another one back
Oh
What the fuck distraction grenade once so by van my king
Got him
I was not expecting that nice blue. I don't think this guy knows what he's doing
It's so funny to have that after the round I just had not to be like an asshole, but like
I honestly didn't know they could jump out that damn window bro yeah that's my bad I
didn't think they could get there that quick and I could have killed him but I was like
I'm having a lot of money man. Apparently I did a hundred and four, but the dude I guess you have armor
Makes sense
One up in a hole Alice we should push this right I think yeah
out. Oh, he's hurt up there. He's hurt up there. My bad on that thing. One more sight.
if I want the boxes
He's right side
where's the other guy?
are they all together?
im assuming like, all guys down the spawns and we'll back for it maybe
oh it's probably on the other site, we're so dumb
i was like, i was like, i don't hear any beeping
oh whatever, wait this one's close
I'm still almost down here.
That's pretty funny.
They kind of swagged up on us a little bit.
Can you find me a gun Apollo?
How do I do that?
There's like a way to take this.
Take this.
Let me give you a G.
Throw the gun on the ground.
You can like buy four people.
I don't know.
That's like a thing.
you buy holding all the parents all
news for a beast like me
sounds like smoking apartments
oh Jesus Christ I got donated apartments kinda nasty right now
Oh, tunnel connector.
Look at my gun.
Yes.
I ran out of ammo.
I didn't think that could happen.
No.
Oh, I held too low.
You want to pass the window yet?
I think so.
Yeah, yeah, for sure, for sure.
Yep.
He's my friend.
We need out.
Justin.
Hi, Justin.
Good job, Justin.
Oh, wait, we're kind of walking in man.
I don't remember how to play.
It's got to stop dying, brother.
Sorry, you're still gaping me, King.
I'm one. You're gaping me.
I'm not being performative, bro. I'm not glazing.
I'm not going anywhere near these nades, dude.
Watch this shit.
Grenade!
I hear him pop. Where are you?
That guy was up top.
I'm not letting them sneak around on B.
Another one up top.
Oh, that sounds like they're all on A.
We have bomb on A. I'm out of here. See ya.
Throwing fire!
You're in middle?
I don't know what it's called on A.
Oh, I'm made of what where's he always down below.
What a loser.
Where is he?
Oh, Jesus.
Wrapping.
He's in connector.
Last round.
Swag out, one round.
I'm gonna make sure you buy a defuse kit.
Which is important.
I got my one.
Man, you can hold four utility items now.
This is new to me, bro.
They're going B, by the way.
Guarantee 100%-o.
Oh, the shit.
They smoked A.
Matt's fake.
Matt's my smoke.
Oh, sorry.
Deploy.
That's a Deploy grenade.
Oh, oh, on me.
Oh, he jumped out.
Ah
Yeah, it's rough in three here
What the fuck that wasn't my teammate that was a real guy
Where are they?
Let's bomb down. I'm pretty sure yeah, I'm watch less on unknown. He's in the kitchen. He's in the kitchen very hurt
I mean
Bro the 3k I told you the matter of time
Love that. Holy. Holy.
What do you call the Easter game sounds?
It's kind of sick when they don't know where you are.
Hear me out everyone rushes B pistol, let's go A.
Okay. Swag, swag.
Swag, yeah, I swag.
I literally thought I killed one of you.
They died with so little resistance, I thought for sure it was...
It was my teammate who didn't expect to get shot in the back.
He's so lit I saw his soul in the body.
Oh what a shot great shot connector window I see him.
Damn, damn, damn, get a grocery bag.
You know, like, like the video, like the video.
Oh, whoops, I dropped the bomb.
Go mid, buying a kid.
Go mid. How do you get mid?
But if we're buying a case, are we buying a case?
Yeah, go mid to like either connect or.
Well, that's someone can go apartments.
If I like the apartments, if they want to be cheap.
How's that vicious knit?
They smoked the window.
Nice.
Down to connector.
Oh!
Down the corner there on cat.
Nice shooting.
They're all there.
That's just weird smoke.
We might want to pull back and there's one a day and if we kill them, let's go back.
That's guys of them.
I got the damn bomb you got the damn bomb
I'm planted a bomb you know he was all the way around like a bozo probably like our spawn
or something you know here I'll watch the tunnel yeah
I'm watching connector.
How far from the bomb did I safe here?
I don't know.
Bro's saving the band.
Bro is saving.
We need them to punch him for his cowardice.
He did die.
He did die.
That's fucking funny.
Let's say work mid and B again.
That's kind of just like a good default idea I think.
Like take control of mid and just decide from there.
I like when you work my mid and B. Yeah, I'm going to work your lower.
He died with a bomb and not as good as we didn't give us an ult circle.
Oh.
I
He got me guys so hurt
I don't know how I didn't kill him. He first cat. Oh, yeah, you can see him
Guys, I think I'm making progress. I'm not yelling when I get a kill anymore. Oh
My god, whoa, I'm yelling when some people get some kills. It's all it's all up to blue now
What the hell is happening damn machine gun man, bro, there ain't nobody here. You don't got to clear these angles
That's tough
I'm still good on money I
Don't like the AK row they should put m16s on the terrorist side. I'm gonna slowly go out of palace
kill someone, pick it up
that's a good point, that's a good point
it's kind of my jam
are you talking about this?
I'm just going to slow pick Talus
he's using game reward
did he stutter?
I'm sorry
yeah, I fucking stutter
okay
it's one down, Talus
the smoke's on B
waste of a smoke
one dead connector
dead connector
i'm going down the stairs you're a lot of i don't understand
this other still to a still to act
in one third
all my god
waiting for the smoke
i'm dead
visually bad
good luck to you my friend
first
I wish I could get down and make a noise there, but...
The straight pattern, you cannot spread, you cannot spread.
How much did I do? 67 and 3, that pissed me off.
It was a pretty swag shot on the single atom of his brain that was over the...
Are we still buying or?
Let's all fly.
I'm saving.
I got no money.
Just fly.
Be tunnels.
Be tunnels.
Be tunnels.
That's not apartments?
Hold W.
It is apartments.
Okay, here we go.
They smoked it last time.
We run through the smoke.
Yep.
last time. We run through the smoke. Yep. Once on the mount I'll be okay. Oh my, yeah I got
that by accident.
I dropped the bomb in there. Oh once. Good game sight. Oh shit. Oh I thought you had him
I'm dead to right.
Oh.
I gotta push the trigger button.
Damn.
Damn.
Oh.
Oh.
Good try, good try.
Good try.
That guy was shooting at the two of you ahead of me and I walked into it in time.
Oh, no.
That's tough, man.
I'm gonna work Palace again and just try to get a good little Palace.
galeel bad I think it's a piece of shit I'm pretty sure okay
excuse me I was trying to get off there but I couldn't get off that's quite a
truck look no brother I'm gonna wait for the smoke oh you peaked out his little
head over the top. Is he hopping like steps? Oh yeah yeah. Hate that.
Good shit, dude. It'll smell kind of annoying, huh?
He definitely saw me. I'm gonna have to probably run away for a second.
Nice, nice. Still an op guy by steps somewhere.
Oh, yep, saw him.
Half-fuck.
I'm trying to get down and I can't.
I can't jump it, jump it, jump it.
Oh!
Thank you for telling me. I couldn't believe it.
I couldn't make the jump. I couldn't believe I could make the jump.
Nice, just OpGuy.
What was that guy doing?
It's just OpGuy mid, whatever it was, that connector.
Yeah, he's still connected.
OK.
I was going to play see up tops there.
You shot. Did you see that bomb?
You fucking shot the smoke and you could see through the smoke.
Yeah, that's the crazy shit I've ever seen in my life.
Oh, oh, oh, blue, blue, blue.
Run.
Oh, that was you.
Never mind.
the bitch I don't want this if that shit out of here how many money he has to save
around these like me I'm afraid
Cory can buy it we buy it up you buy it okay now there you go and take that
take it oh shit I bought it the other guy took this you could solve it
someone took it okay someone took it
push this one I should make it I should stop coming up here with you I'll follow
Look behind you. I'm so pissed
That's the fucking player right there
There's one in the tunnel right on the right
Oh
Jesus Christ 90 I took it off Apollo
I
Bomb is up
She believes early
Well my word
He's excited for the Bronx. Yes. Oh
Why didn't we reload after he killed you we should have reloaded so I could have killed it
I can't stop by but we're a little that's a safe for me. I got nothing. Yeah, I'm gonna rush spot on this
spot. I'll buy a deagle. I'm a deagle armor. I'm feeling myself. I'm gonna kill this fucker in palaces around.
I'm gonna try a deagle armor. I've never deagled armor.
I'm getting close left, I think.
Confirmed. Confirmed. I shot him in the neck, he's in trouble.
Oh my god, they're calling him the luckiest player.
Swag!
2v2, 2v2. Should be clear on site then, right?
That brown.
Yeah.
Make sure that they're.
There you go.
Put the time I shot him.
Look at that.
Probably put this on.
No, good shot.
I didn't even get the gun.
Where'd you put it?
Uh, somewhere.
Good job, y'all.
Good shit.
So why'd Peek, oh my god.
Winnable, winnable.
Then we can fucking buy, bro.
You guys wanna do that rush mid play again?
I feel like we owned with that.
Yeah, if they're hoppin' it's tough,
but I don't think they'll have it on up still.
We will make some regret for the game.
Oh, they don't show you the enemies money in this one.
Don't peek early, I'm gonna throw a stun first.
Okay, a stun.
Ready?
I throw him in the plant.
I flashed myself and got shot.
Connector?
One of the windows still, I think.
I'm gonna smoke off connector, we'll go beat.
Love that.
Can I go on a pair?
I'm in two pallets.
I'm playing things, brother.
good job blue that's boy no shot bro
I'm gonna go back to mid got a great mid spawn
same strat I'll flash but this time I won't look I'm gonna go
I'm gonna go for the quick peek okay blue kind of went off
I will not throw a stun at them my king
Throwing smoke!
Throwing smoke!
Fuck it. You ready to ball?
He's watching connector.
That's right.
Throw on B. Bomb's on B.
Where'd this guy just die from?
What the fuck?!
I'm playing on B.
Fuck, I don't know if he was that close.
Ah, both in mid.
Both gonna be going catwalk there probably.
Oh, one behind us.
I'm so bad. I'm so bad. I'm so bad.
I'm so bad.
Ah, the other guy.
Oh, there are three left.
I think I need to turn up my sense. I know that's sacrilege.
I have to like I have to move my whole torso to move 30 degrees.
I want to show you my do you remember my little sensitivity warm-up?
It works in every game.
I haven't done it in this yet.
Okay I'm rattled.
Well you know what hang out and spawn me for a second we can do this quick.
Okay.
You're gonna shoot a hole in the wall and you're gonna strafe left to right and try to keep
your crosshair on it.
Okay.
I need Coy to move.
And if you're dragging you up your sensitivity a bit and if you're over doing it you lowered
We want to keep shooting. We just kind of shoot one and then just try to keep your crosshair on, you know.
Oh, I see.
Yeah. And as you strafe left to right, you see if it's staying on or not.
I'm definitely dragging.
Yeah, see, you want to open a bit.
That's huge. W on.
Get it, get it.
Behind?
It's me!
I'm a little hurt.
I'm trying to bomb.
Oh, made it.
Oh my God.
This pest is everywhere.
I'm a liar.
It's a pest.
How, how, excuse me.
Can I, can I see the, uh, the pattern on that?
He killed me in the air.
The crosshair was on top of him and I shot at his feet.
I went, every single shot missed, bro.
How does this happen?
How do you even change your crosshair?
There's a settings menu where you can tweak every single possible dimension of it, or
you can go to Justin, you can tab.
On site, midden.
Press right click, right click on Justin, and then go copy crosshair.
Is there, you said?
No, on site, on site, like center, center of the site, sorry.
I'll give it a try.
I guess in that whole time I probably should have opened my sentence a little bit.
Oh, gotta buy out.
Yes, sir.
Oh, all my options are fucking shitty.
go, can we go mid kill this toxic guy in the game? he's like their only good player.
and he goes mid at the time.
i'm gonna go uh, lower to mid, just in case things go awry.
i'll do drunby connector.
he plays right here usually.
oh, the yellow.
yeah.
good shit, good shit.
Wasn't connector injured as well
We want
Good, holy shit blue with one day still and bro. Oh
Well, that's a gutter bomber bombs going a guy
The timing on that was crazy
I'm right here
Not you the guy that we could have just gone be for free and he just ran up a
Hey, hold the valuable player.
What does that mean?
Oh, because you got two MVPs, I see.
Not the most valuable player, just the value of the player.
Wait, the game's over?
Yeah, and there's no OTG.
Oh, what's the value of the player?
It's funny, they call this competitive, but it's not like the competitive mode anymore.
Oh, right, you have to play like this premiere.
Premiere.
Premier Premier League very triarty, but it should we should be joining us
Should we should we should be joining us? I'm gonna pass it
I can take pants off
Cock out the whole time. He says I'll jump in after your next game
Yeah, what does that mean after your next one after the next one? Okay
How did he hear that bro?
He's crazy. Yeah, it's like he's watching somehow
a new base inferno mirage dust you knew got new I'm the free nukes my
favorite fucking map of all time I like they changed it a lot but goddamn I love
that man I'll probably hop out in like an hour to make a lunch I want to keep
you guys from playing full cuts in danger of getting warm king stomach in
and danger of consuming the rest of my body.
I got to reheat dinner at some point.
So I made coconut curry chicken for the first time.
It sounds pretty good.
Oh, it came out so fucking good.
I'm immensely proud of it.
Curry's always that thing that like every time I make it,
I'm like, damn, I should do this more.
It's not that difficult.
And then I just don't do it more.
I have like so much, so many spices in my pantry.
I'm on a hot streak of cooking every night again.
I'm trying to just exclusively eat at home and cook all my meals.
I support that.
Uninstalled all the apps.
Oh.
Oh, yeah, dumb dog failed to accept it.
Yeah, yeah.
On pants.
He is a hard time accepting a lot of stuff, to be honest.
Wow.
Great news.
After my incredibly beginner Peloton strength class
on Sunday. Now, midway through Thursday, I can finally unbend my arms. Oh, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, four, four days of the myosin head of the muscle fiber just being stuck
and it can't, it can't fucking get it to unbend, bro. I'm so back now. Did you only do curls
or something? No, no, no, no, it was bad, man. I mean, like it was like light bicep curls.
few push-ups, like some rows.
I was like, this is nothing.
And then the next morning,
I woke up like a damn T-Rex.
It's embarrassing.
Welcome to late 30s.
Yeah, it's crazy.
I haven't been with my trainer in two weeks
because of the weather and it's five feel.
I feel like my body feels fucking horrible.
It is funny.
Like the whole time, you know, like growing up,
you know, you talk to people who are like in their 40s
or whatever and they're like, yeah, just wait.
It'll happen to you at one point in time.
shit just won't start won't work anymore and you're like no no yeah it
hasn't happened yet and then I'll like work out now and I'm like god damn what
the fuck happened man oh my god it's new I hope it pauses back I am I get less
if you get if I get sick now it's like so much worse yeah no you're telling me
yeah get the thing where you like have a cold and it lasts a little bit longer
than it used to. And then after it, you get like a aftershock of the exact same cold.
Colds are I hate colds. It goes straight like you get like pneumonia symptoms. Yeah.
What kind of what kind of rose are you doing?
They're just like bent over dumbbell rose.
That's my favorite kind of rose.
It was a good time.
Good night. I don't know if I'm fucking with you.
I don't know if I'm fucking with this.
Yeah, this crosshair is kind of hard with that and I expect them to be. Yeah.
I've got the home gym going, but I need to dumb bills are fucking expensive.
Yeah. It's like a it's like a dollar a pound.
Pretty much.
It's actually like fucking cheap as fuck in like food standards.
Yeah, that's true.
And my my bent over rows are when I'm with my trainer, at least they're 85 pounds.
Holy fuck.
85 pound dumbbell is fucking expensive.
month those are my kills by the way game lies to you where you're shooting so
you gotta stop moving and then also you gotta like only do little shoots use
every time I guess you're like right next to someone don't full auto you know
fellas yeah yeah yeah that's a let's go ramp which is on the far left confirm
I'm just gonna follow you surprise surprise just follow me
It's someone nice on the yellow is a freak man.
Hard lights here.
At the smoke we're going to, oh you know, I'm going to run through it because I'm
backpack.
I'm with you.
Another one of the ramp, you go down.
Oh one of the doorway.
Oh my god, I'm so sorry.
Someone go in this door right here, I'm going to plant four of the door and if you hear
with him, diffusing you open it and she.
Oh, I see. He's still alive.
That's tough.
Are your steps near me?
He's diffusing.
Oh, you saved my life because he knew that I was going to peek that door.
Oh
Holy shit
Beautiful look at that. It's just that easy
And if we got good guns, let's take outside. It's like control outside. I'm the outside
I'm gonna I'm going to sit
Move it move it. I don't think I'm supposed to take this for the P90 bro
I saw one, oh shit, right there, oh yep, I saw him as well, I'm gonna run away from
lobby cause I don't want to give them an 8k, you got a bug, oh it's our guy, mobs, we
could go lower, uh spawn CT spawn, I know I've already up here, I knew you were there
But I ain't stupid probably one on one. What a shot. Okay. It's last guy. What?
Where do I go? Is this just a mine red? Oh, this is a sight. Oh
sorry
I'd take you outside again
Honestly, we could probably every single round just like work outside of all one or two guys that lobby waiting for push ins
Okay, I'm gonna pretend I'm concerned why are a knife to the start of like every round yellow is
He's probably
He's probably like let's
Oh, I fucking suck ass dude, just kill me.
Not as bad as I do.
Mine was pretty bad, I'll be honest.
Oh, they blow up on a timer, huh?
I got a tap shoot man this is I I'm going full auto like I'm got the mp5 is hiding in
the corner and I hate his guts.
I'm so pissed off.
Too left you guys got this.
His fem was on top last time he held the right corner.
His fem was like uh I don't know how to ping it.
Sorry.
Afters you guys up left from you right for your looking huge. That's where he was last time. Oh
Just kidding. I don't know how he got there. Oh
Okay, what am I doing? What are we doing? The other guys probably still at that other vent
He's up top. I think if that's
We don't when you guys going to when someone's got a grab bomb I don't know where the bomb is you said 20 seconds
It's on the map. It's the white thing on the map.
I think he came and got it. I think he'll go go go beat go beat go back in that room you were just in
He's either on your hard right or up top
He's gonna go. Oh, oh
My god to be waited so long to be fair you guys have four total health
Well, at least we know that guy's going to go in that corner every single time.
He did sit there the entire round.
I guess I'll buy it.
You know what I'm going to need, too?
I'll push him out.
You can tell this guy's talking to us because he keeps looking at us.
Throwing his shit on the ground.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
If you keep pushing lobby, if they don't like hear anything.
It's shit.
I need this gun.
Oh, worth.
Let's take lower.
Let's take lower.
Oh, I'm coming.
I'm just holding ramp right now.
Oh, one's in here.
Oh, shit.
I'm still running.
How do I e-jace this map?
It's fucking complicated.
I don't know.
Damn, maybe.
I don't know what was that.
No, it was above.
I got the door just in from last time.
Fucking complicated, man.
I hate it.
I don't know where you can even come from here.
They're going to convince, probably.
Yeah, one's above me.
On me, on board.
Combs, W-combs.
hahahahaha
Boing
Cut
You can live all the way back here
Well played well played lech
Good job, but you're scared
You need to make a better a-k man
Just a good job good joke thank you fuck you
where's the other like site I don't know where it is
there's the under the over
they're stacked on top of each other
one's directly above the other
oh really?
is it this room?
yes right through this hut here in this squeaky door
which I think we go out here
I find you right?
squeaky door
I'm planting
above me
I'm plunting
Sorry, I could have called faster. That's what he's right top top top. He's on up. He's on up up up
He was right up there
Fuck it. I go here then
Damn good shit
What's up monster my buddy monster in the chat how I played CS with for like
15 years
Monster monster is good at every game I see this play. Yeah, same
They're taking a tactical time out bro
They have to go over the strap. You guys think the Raptors are a contender in the east now that they got Chris Paul
And that's you like 400 years old. Yeah, he's not expected to report
it. That's eligible. I don't understand. I think like they they got him and then they
were like you can just stay in Los Angeles. Like don't even bother. I just remember hearing
that name like 20 years ago and being like that's a basketball player. So hearing it
again. It's like that be old.
Yeah, you talk about this.
It's supposed to be his last skin. Sorry.
No, no, look at this shit happen.
It's like a new guy. Have you seen my AK right?
It's straight.
Treat me AKs.
What's yellow doing?
A fish. Oh, oh, shit.
That's the one skin I kept because I was like, I like my fish.
God, I don't need more steam while I'm on it.
Damn. I love my fish, God.
is there like a new basketball like rookie who's like everyone's like oh this
guy's crazy when he's still it's still when the I mean when he's only in a
second year and I mean Caitlin Clark I had someone quit that's why even though
I'll come back.
Right?
Game right, 100% headshot percentage.
What, one kill, 100% headshot percentage?
That kind of goes crazy, right?
Why does it say I have 100%
cause I definitely like have missed a lot.
I think it only counts like shots you've connected with.
Oh.
Do we get to play the game now?
so soon if there's one curse in every valve game that's ever existed it's the
pause button a truly diabolical invention into every single one of their
games
man isn't coming back
ah
Justin has bomb
okay
back right there Apollo
I'm not gonna fuck with ramp
yep that's where he was
that'll keep me busy
I think it's not going to happen man.
At least I got hurt.
They've smoked ramp.
Woo!
Woo!
What the hell?
Oh that's a good round up hollow.
It's kind of crazy.
He's crazy.
Justin?
I'm gonna swag up. I'm gonna throw a stun in ramp. I'm gonna go in to get two kills
I love it. I'm clipped on it. Try not to get hit by yellow. I'll try it.
I would abandon ship. I'm gonna not do that anymore. Here's what I'm gonna do. Watch this Molly on top of the smoke
It just puts it out. Unfortunately, what the fuck? Okay grenade
Where's bomb planting must be
He might lower through friends, I think oh
There's a guy there
What kind of awesome
It is five before now, so it's kind of amazing bro
I think how good to be where's what needed five before that exactly agreed agreed
I can't buy I got you bud. Oh
Oh you have a fish gun beautiful soul new plan bro exactly the same place to Justin's cool fish
Same plan Justin same plan, but this time is gonna work if they smoke it abandon ship
He was here
I'm so I'm flashing
It should be clear.
Are we going to be or middle?
We're going to be.
Okay, if I'm a secret entrance, I'm going to go in.
Make a little backhaul.
Be for backhaul.
I'm going to straight up backhaul, you know what I'm saying?
Spice!
Oh, right up!
I'm going to go in!
I mean, he's in vents.
last time I checked
ah he fakes it
oh bad bad y'all sorry
I didn't know there were two cases out of the van
I thought he was stuck on the van
that's tough, that's tough
They should make the time to kill, like, five times longer.
Okay, I know my place, I'm a P90 head.
Once you learn what spray control is, I think you're going to, like, unlock that thing.
Probably true.
I mean, I knew it when I was, like, I knew it a little bit when I was 26.
But it's been, oh, it's been a minute.
They hate us, bro. They're scared of us.
Fuck it, I'm going squeaky door. Ready for this?
That is hot, but I believe in you.
This isn't squeaky?
Nah, I'm at squeaky.
Okay, he got me really good. He killed me very easily.
I
Came oh
Of course he peeped out right he peeped depot, bro
Chill for a sec. Holy fuck
Is your afters once outside lower though that's a swag
the
th
of
death
of
the
All have been confused.
The counter-terrorists win.
They're so good at shooting, man.
I think I never have enough money.
But now we're losing 5v4, which feels way worse than winning 5v4, Felt.
Thank you.
Dave, why's the-
I was gonna keep- I do keep getting ramped pretty easily.
Fero-gero-gero-gero-gero-gero. Alright now.
I'm a serious game against these guys here a lot.
They hate me.
They hate me, yeah.
Fuck it, we just don't go that way. It's gonna be one over there and then...
We just... we just say fuck it.
Mods?
I shot?
Oh, you shot my feet to death!
I'm
Oh and through the glass that says in case of emergency break glass. It wasn't emergency. It's true. Holy shit
We have
Yeah
You got MVP for that last round, right?
That's such a funny tag to give you.
Oh, big spender, bro.
Maybe that's my problem.
I just need to op every time.
Private rank four, claim rewards.
Oh, I got to click.
Choose one.
I'm not claiming these rewards, dude.
Requires a purchased key to open.
Yeah.
I'm going to go P. I'm going to go P.
Yeah, I should go P, too, maybe.
Chipply.
Why'd you game in, Daly?
I'm serious my intro. They surrendered. Oh
Take some time for this it
Yeah, I'm still rolling off the Molly. I'm still rolling off Molly. I'm ready
How somebody in my chat called it Coachella New Zealand. Is that what it was?
Yeah, pretty much is laneway festival my voice
I leave me today. That's fair. I hope you had a good one. I'm trying to horror foam. I
I had a good time, everyone I met thought I was American
Which isn't a joke
Do you know if anyone clocked you they were like that's Chibley
Yes, one of my mods
That's awesome
There was a lot of Chibley used there but I was looking for him and I didn't find him
I was looking for them.
Apparently you can just turn on Hades music, which you know,
I know I dog on Hades a lot, but man, is that some,
I love me some there in core, bro.
Guys, I'm the ping situation.
Yes.
Dustin, you're going to have bad ping and I'm going to have bad ping.
I think.
Yeah, I should.
Uh, let me change my matchmaking pink settings.
If it's still a thing,
my minimum is 150 so it forces my my maximum is 25 so I'll change holy cow
I'm open in the game we got to try to get like West Coast or at least like
central well if everyone puts is on like crazy mine forces West because my max
is 155 I sent my max to 100 which it should be fine I think West gives me 80
It dead ass doesn't matter to me because I think like a half second delay would probably be a bonus
I got one really you're gonna be good and now I'm ready to lose with bad
Oh my god
How do I mute text?
There's like a streamer mode you could turn on.
Oh I didn't know that.
Go to settings and then game and then do mute all but friends always
hide avatar images and customized items show only friends clean player names yes
and then it just names everyone whatever like color their position is yeah I'm
executing an incredible financial play sell all the counter strike stuff that
you got over the last ten years turn it into money and then turn that money into
the keys to open counter strike cases that do some weird terminal shit the hell is this
you're in the console I'm declining offers to get better offers I don't know allow third
oh allow third party software launch option to use game capture the fuck does that mean
you have to window capture it well let's play something else
capture something jackbox today well open to keep and you keep one weapon or
open the rent and rent seventeen weapons for seven days yeah you get
everything wait just I'm so sorry would you say again I was joking I said
listen jackbox but he never gave it never gave it's a waste of money did you
Open a gate I opened a case never game. How did you get a case? I got a little open cases, bro
I got where's the weekly drop you you probably clean it up up on my screen
Well, I claimed it, but I didn't have a case. I had a terminal a thing in it
Oh, and then Chad said don't open terminals. They're scams
Okay
But I didn't get so funny that I guess they fucking hate me. They let you rent skins is so funny
Would you like this on Klarna? You like to open this case on Klarna guys
I'm starting to think that counter strike might be kind of swag. Yeah, I'm you everyone in the game. Sorry
Shedley and then communication and you want to set
Shit you're gonna slur sling. Oh wait, we're five seconds clean player names. You want to do
Allow only teammates for text chat all that shit. Everything was fine until the slow ebbers arrived
I love barrage, I fucking love barrage.
Ok, I didn't know we were playing dead block.
Alright, so Chibli.
I'm on team yes, you'd all but friends always, clean player names yes.
Hide avatar images and customize items show only friends.
That's how you avoid someone having porno as the icon.
Yes, I'm avoiding porno.
I am showing that, ok guys here is my ranked. Inferno, golden over 2.
Merage, silver something.
Yep, Dust 2, golden over 2. Overpass, Silver Elite.
This is huge, I thought you were good.
I want to play overpass, I like overpass.
That's like some of the highest ranked Simma.
Matchmaking is unavailable.
Matchmaking is unavailable.
I am sorry, I fucked this all by not...
I know 100% was trying to figure out how to buy
Cases at once
Steam is required. You're not able to join. I think I just got banned off steam
Their party software it's a connecting to Counter Strike Network. What happened? Oh, I'm okay. I'm not me again
I play the game for the first time in a month and in one hour I think I got called like
seven slurs.
Oh shit.
Really?
They're really.
I'm going to re-launch the game.
I think I got banned.
They're really intense.
Dude, I flawlessly played this for weeks and now when it's unxious I can't fucking play
the game.
I'm told you got to verify the integrity of the game cash. No
Doesn't actually sound like I went through puberty you sound maybe a little tired
Like ever dude. I went to bed at midnight after the festival. I'm really left my leachin
They
Did I actually have to do it I can't join
What the fuck dr. Passmore invited bugle dr. Passmore
I did you know me getting pissed off. It's gonna be a minute. I'm gonna get my coffee. Okay apparently
You see a new host actually, so maybe I'll fucking leave if I can figure out how I realize it. I
Could be open in case I think I
I'm not rolling. I didn't do any Molly, but I think I give Molly vibes because people kept asking me for it
Are you touching a lot of people?
No, I just have a natural feel for the music.
Doctor Passmore left.
I think we need a new host in the lobby.
Waiting for lobby leader.
I'll leave the lobby. Do you need to re-host or do you want someone else to start a lobby?
That doesn't matter to me. I'll leave lobby. I left lobby.
Justin's alone in the lobby.
I will accept your invitation to the visual group alpha.
Oh, I joined.
Oh, I'm back, hi.
I don't see Corey online, though.
Oh, that's awesome.
I also do not see Corey online.
Okay, I invited you anyway.
And it worked.
Damn, we're all doing the same thing.
For mine, I'm like standing in the back.
It looks like Apollo is the singer and we're the backup dancers.
Yes.
You wouldn't chibbly just crack your neck at the same time.
Yeah, we're cool.
We're playing.
OK, how do I...
Hold on.
It's competitive.
Play, man.
Competitive.
I think the same maps are already checked.
You want to chuck on Oba Pasta, like you just want to put on Oba Pasta today.
Yeah, put Oba Pasta on there.
And I'll take off Dust too, but nah, Dust was fine.
Dust too?
No, he got Oba Pasta.
Dust too!
Now you can leave it.
You gotta take off Nuke.
Shhh.
No, we just play nuke.
Nuke demons man, there's nuke demons.
I'm not kidding, the people on that map are crazy nice.
Dude, no, because I played a nuke game one time and a dude would go AFK the entire round
and then come back at the end and then when we got mad at him, he's like, Brad, it's just
pixels on the screen.
You're going to get mad, Brad.
Like I'm telling you, I'm getting mad at pixels on the screen.
I love that.
And there was the most annoying guy ever.
In a lot of ways, Counter-Strike is just like King's Quest, it's just like a point and click
adventure you know yes 100% think about that 100% any other festival questions I
told someone I played Minecraft
I don't know how to navigate this situation what festival is it that's cool
Laneway is called Laneway
Laneway Festival Chiblee
Chapel Run was there Chiblee
Young Leen and Blade
he's gotten too good at the at the Trump Impression man
Get vegan, weave it into anything now.
Good, it's fun.
It's a fun little game you can play anytime.
I've never played this map.
Yeah, I don't think I have either.
Oh my god!
It's dust forever.
I don't know, have I?
Holy cow.
I gotta look around.
The chickens explode.
No, give me a longer warm-up so I can actually look around the map.
I've played this map.
I know this map.
It's very nice.
Oh my god.
I don't know this map.
I'm I already am claiming it's bad just because it seems big and I hate big maps
If you still I don't want to be walking walking
It might be it looks familiar to a similar to a map. I played once I'm gonna go either. This is go
Hey, where are we going? I'm gonna buy the oh, I can't get it and as this guy never mind for your pink is eight. No
I'm hosting the server as fucking swag man. Yeah, it's all my
It's running on my NAS
I'm showing less errors now aren't we?
We're here.
It's probably my problem.
Bro, where are we going?
What is this shit bro?
I'm following the sun.
Oh!
Well done.
Wait, he's awesome.
Someone grab this USB-ish.
Ah, behind!
Behind?
Yes.
Beep, beep, beep.
You got demon.
Another one behind.
Beep beep beep
You got demon another one behind
Oh my god, it is a Valorant map as a Valorant map
We ever see the last guy
bro let's do some molly to this
dude I was saying that
I was saying I think the fist will tell me into an ABG
like I'm ready I'm gonna go and tell it
I'm ready
I'm ready
it turns to be an ABG
I'm so ready dude
I'm so fucking ready
I know you just Amazon like a hundred lollipops
I did bro I did
oh my god that's where it goes
That's where I go
I'm a camera buddy of someone's it doesn't a kb on you
So I just gonna shot you in the back of the neck
Don't see it
This is really good. Oh, did someone else pick up? Oh, I did it. Sorry. Sorry. You motherfucker
You take this
Well, there's a guy with all those little goblin in there with a shotgun
the whole on the wall. He's behind the road. I'm going to keep yelling when I die. Sorry.
He jumped. No. Fuck this shit. Dude, let's just get a bomb plant, guys. Like, we need
the econ. No, don't buy. Oh, wait, who's going to be excited to see what it looks like. I'm
I'm rushing to be with Justin, the carry.
Oh.
Mm-mm.
I'm not buying anything.
Yeah.
I bought and I'm dropping because I'm going to die.
Money's hard to come by.
What the fuck?
Okay, Justin, got anything?
I killed Justin, but I killed the guy in front of Justin.
Worth.
Worth.
It's up for it.
Worth.
that guy's that's crazy guy over there
oh shit I thought you were going to kill him
oh and there's a bee that's close
a bee is like really close
bee is close
I still can't buy I still can't buy
I was tech nine season what that's so fine to be like what yeah, I'll suck is wrong. Do you come behind?
I will do I'm just gonna I'm gonna try to like I like to be better
It was kind of crazy the chickens are freaking me out
Cool
Let me peek I suck
confirmed yeah it's gone oh one minute you see the crap out of me there's two
down on that little doorway down there stunning him
he killed me because I jumped shot I tried to jump shot I couldn't shoot no
nice when the death in my body is maybe I don't know I lied
Eat this no way he flanks
They're trying to try I fucked it. I sucked it
No, that guy's hacking
It looks like he's pissed it on our mom though
Why do that I initiated by jumping through a door so
I guess I'm moving to grow.
OK, I can buy.
I can finally buy.
It sounds like it seems fun to jump right?
I mean, I honestly, I thought I was going to come by surprise.
Come on, come on, let's go.
We got to make where we want to, bro.
It's dangerously knocking.
I'm gonna cross one on the left side in there two two in there
One's at the back like straight ahead one is on the left
Whoa, I hit you up. It's the worst gun in any game. It's bad and Valorant too. I love the
There's a guy from the left
I don't have played this map.
Somebody set us up the fucking bomb, bro.
This map is gonna confuse me.
Whoops.
Let's map shit, bro.
Let's go A. We did good when we went the long way, A.
The long way.
I don't know if you were ever going to go for re-join, so maybe I was.
True.
Well, I'm not even ranked on this map, so.
Ranked.
I
Wanted to the off I hate him. Oh, there's one that day with all he'd be he'd be hoppin there
Kind of just walking guys, I don't really know what I'm doing here. Oh
The train chase maybe nine Molly'd
I'm almost on beat 100 if yes, I should be winning
I
Wish bro, I can't oh, okay. Oh
Whatever I get points we get points for planting guys 600 bucks for planting with a nervous on
I
Should all hate each other that's what you do when you play CS
I got my gun it's over for them you guys do whatever you want I'm going be you got the op I get the crust
On says I'm bad. I it's I can say I drank 12 alcoholic beverages yesterday, and I stood in the sudden for 12 hours
I'm crossing and then owning and I'm a freaking rave now. I'm a rave. I'm a rave. I've owned them
You're different bro one by the pillar
I've shot someone in the ass
God
Damn it. Is it still in that hole? Yeah, I'm most in there spawns here up that way
wants a taste Ryan killed the spawn guy oh I thought he'd be further back
Where's the bomb you got this
You got this how do you play it?
Oh fellow left what on this shit
Oh, oh, man
You're all oh
What I rank I guys see him I didn't see him on my right. I didn't see him with my eyes
Gold Nova too
I'm too mad. Hi. Can you do rank that guy is that guy? Do you want me to leave?
Yeah, we're all playing a map. We've never played man. I wonder why we're playing bad
Oh, I got three kills that round. What do you mean playing bad?
well I don't know I'm just being attacked that's just yeah that's fair
somebody's gonna do my things guys 15 and three guys oh what Apollo 6 7
damn 76 I don't know where they can come from that's part of my problem sorry I
got a lot of confusion when be
Oh, okay, they're gonna get impatient and rush us here and by us. I mean me the guy with the bomb I
Got the guy who got Justin
Do down
I
Really heard him
I'm losing my mind
maps and they're all bad this is the greatest game they took cash out it's
the greatest game of CSF plate it's the greatest game of CSF plate this is the
goodest is the best map they've invented definitely definitely take the
shit out of her it's why'd they take out cash oh I thought I thought I'd
put me on a good job good job how cash was such a good map
bro they you till demons in mid man
lit one up
whore you what a flick bro
oh my god these guys literally just use nades and that's it
yeah there's still two there
that was crazy not something's not right there
I
Just me huh Corey's got this Corey was probably like no smoke. Don't go away. I want to breathe you in I
Love cigar
Oh, you think I shall he right over his head to know this room
sign for the strength of me how do you know you'd be that this room
steppin to change on games.
All of us turn on the stream remote stuff they just see you as
your color
I honestly guess you know here but lemme be team leader for one round.
Okay, I literally here's all we're going to do who's got shitty
guns me. Okay, we know we go be
But don't go in all wait right here. They're gonna get impatient and rush us. Just cover the angles behind us
It's that simple covering they're gonna they're gonna I gotta go to the hospital
They're not gonna slow play because they think they're better than us
They're gonna rush us they're gonna be like no one's here and that's when we fucking light them up
Wait it out. I mean they got tons of time
time. The military budget is insane. Literally, they have ADHD, they're gonna rush us. Just
wait.
back and what the fuck
again but better
found where they
oh they're all in
where was he left the one you going good shooting good shooting
I guess I should have looked there
He's got it. He's got it. Yes, man.
That's just that one guy, huh?
It's not watching that way that he went.
Nobody is.
He's on site. On site.
It's it so I got guys that's why I got with the Hades. I'm locking the computer chair upright
Shit
Lowering the desk line before
Yeah, I was
He has feet up on the desk. All right guys. That's the only plan. I was doing Molly
Someone else is up next I got to go to a festival wants to make doing Molly his whole personality. I was doing Molly
You even stop dropping the bomb man. I didn't even I didn't even do more
It's true
Be be be be they are they rushed mid
Watch this follow I
Got that guy. Oh, no, just the one
I might be another one
Have your lip
More than one I only saw the one
I don't know where I am
Hey, I've walked into it, dude
One more for you?
Oh, I'm flashed
Oh, that was me, that was me
That was fucking flashed
The first one was not my flash, the first one was his flash
Oh, okay, okay
Yeah, let me pull up a map for this one.
I thought I was jumping off the map, I thought it was done.
He knows this map.
I know the map.
Straight cut from Bellerin.
Damn, I'm learning a lot just observing right now.
Does everything need to have a fucking 30 foot drop, man?
Oh, made noise.
Yeah, I know.
It's impossible not to man.
He tried to 360 you bro.
What the fuck was that?
Why is this?
I thought he'd run away.
I thought he'd run away.
Am I bad?
No, no, he was trying to clip from you.
He was.
Oh guys, I got an idea.
Fuck, I can't call it, I can't call a forfeit.
HAHAHAHA
Get a clip real quick
Come on, come on!
Oh, what's your-
Follow the-
Follow what's your rank, you're carrying
I don't have one, man
Damn, bottom frag
What the hell, we gotta get anyone
Good shooting, bro
I just killed a guy, well-blind
I'm going in
Pin clips
Go for it
Oh, we got this.
Oh, I don't know.
I don't know.
Hey, where are the, where are the assholes coming from?
Literally just need to keep the adrenaline up.
Where do you...
Oh, crazy guy!
Hey!
Clips! I'm hitting clips!
I'm awake! I'm awake!
9-3 curse, 9-3 curse.
Yeah, and then CT started map 100% that's on this game. What's just holy shit, bro? I just got to take P90 every time
Yeah, it might be the move
USP 9 oh
I don't have that one apparently
You don't have the USP on bros the best gun of the game
Fucking loadouts for the guns. I don't know what I do that. It is new for a beast like me
can't let someone use the USP and you know the other pistol it's too it'd be
too strong they're all they're all be bro I'm like owning them
they did one right
I
Think about Danny's off
Step tracks will be those guys and I got his grenade
Two more on the damn step track look at that
We're coming back. We're coming. I'm forced by now. We're forced by
Does Justin know that he's muted I don't know Chad. I don't know if he does
He's busy. He's talking to the IGL
I've been muted. I got an IGL on this side.
I was yapping up a little storm. I was telling stories and stuff.
They're never gonna come back. They're gonna stick to boring you.
Oh wow. Went up mid.
Only one? That's all I saw.
As my light left my eyes.
He's talking to the O.G.C.
I
Guys that was good
Good shoot and call nice crossfire dude
My king you guys are out of time you got a hoof it
It does a guide. He's graffiti. He's a criminal on our nine demon. Jesus Christ. No, it's
warm up game. Warm up game. Yes. Save save. We can't buy.
How do you in the top right when in the bi-minute shows your minimum next round. So you got
to keep it above 2,900.
Oh!
At least get the M4S and M4N, OK, blah, helmet.
That's huge, man.
Little tip.
Couple mid.
Oh!
I didn't explode it.
He knew I was there, unfortunately.
Yeah, I don't know how to get to mid.
You go left at the start.
Nice, a full-on.
Ghibli your USP is kind of swag
Thank you
Scary guy
Well I'm pushing the smoke like crazy guy
I'm just crazy
Oh, one more day
No
What?
We did it with one shot
Oh my god
Crazy bro
Well my screen that guy was not there man
That was crazy
150 ping who cares
kids. I hit two ones and it gave me a new lease on life.
Damn.
Nice.
I love that for you, Justin.
Thank you.
Mr. Crazy is on.
Mids right there.
Mr. Normal has left.
I like it's right there.
Yeah, I feel like I'm about to go down a long hallway with my shotgun.
Fully flash myself.
There's one hit.
Oh, one minute.
Oh, my God.
There's a shotgun coming.
Hey, like that's the where my exes where my blue exes bombs be
Is it for real holy shit, yeah, they were but they're not in there just peaked it. So I'm just kidding. I
Have feet at B still
I didn't believe you there. I didn't think you'd be there, man. I
Made a step they're running back B. There's the one there though. They're coming in. They're coming in with bomb. Oh
My god, he fucking rent
They move like freaks, I don't know what to do about it
With the map look at the damn map
Five eleven curse this is a gun in the game. Oh, it's a five seven shit, but you guys can't buy girls. No
Someone needs this you should still push. I'm gonna like push. I got strategies
My teammate just threw up on me damn I got a commendation bro
Well, I don't know you could get up there. There's only one B
heavy mid, heavy mid
wait I got a commendation
oh my god
blanking to help you guys
we found out this is doing one bro
demon
easy. Amen. I like up that guy's okay. I'm filming. Wait, wait, wait. You guys all got
money. Good stuff.
I like this man. I can't believe it. Yeah, 11's all they get, man. I'd 6-11 to be them
right now.
I just ran through every bullet as well.
At my sight I didn't realize no one was there.
I just ran right through middle day.
Oh shit.
Wait, T side to A.
I gotta I gotta not spray man. I gotta just stop doing that
One was still driving notification, but he's weak
Where the ass he's on me. Oh, I got him. Oh up here, too
He's running me
Dude, there's still fire. I'm sick in it. He hasn't diffused you gotta let him go. No
Sorry, I could have done a lot better
No, it's okay. I don't know what I'm doing. It's my first day playing the game crazy. Oh
I thought that was mashed. Okay. We come back from that. I can't buy last round. Oh, no, I
Got a shot. I'm ready. Yeah, at least one of you come on. Yeah, I'm coming. I'm coming
I have a little bit of a sense that I agree to find the midter of this game.
Can we get to play a better map after this?
Yep.
I'll do the common B. I hear him.
You guys are goaded?
Oh! Holy fuck, that was easy.
It turns out if I don't get exploded behind a wall by my own team...
It's not your fault, it's not your fault, it just happened.
My name a pink and I'm really glad to meet you.
Yeah?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They're gonna go A, you just know it, you can just feel it, right?
Jim, did you see geese?
It just melted.
No, I didn't go geese, bro.
I hear A.
there's two here two here at least at least one on a as well
oh
it's sanctuary out
melbourne loner's on our team
here one it's bombs down b bro they died with bomb b
I
The crazy thing is I had that guy
One drop down
Lessons talking about but
And that's all one
Just
I got that angle. I'm gonna join you with that angle. Can I can I cross your ship?
There's two here. Yeah, you got me. Yeah, you're good. Two on blue pin. Great grenade.
I'm ranting. Nice save. One's in the corner over here like by smoke I thought. No, I got him.
Oh, you fucking got him. There's another one. There's another one. There's another one.
Peek, Peek bro.
No need.
We're fucking coming back man.
They're feeling it, they're feeling the burn a little bit.
I just hit 3B hops.
I just hit 3B hops and they're up.
Do you know how hot that is bro?
Cue the Foon Music.
Did you do like a jump map?
Cue the buffoon.
I wouldn't even know how to do a man.
I don't even know how to surf.
I've never seen a leafy video.
Oh, yeah, I'm not a surfer.
He's not anymore.
Maybe, maybe more.
Never been a big water guy.
I fucked it.
I fucked it.
Oh my god, that guy's got no health.
He's rushing up mid to behind you, man.
Oh shit.
I don't even know what that means, really.
Who will be?
Good play, good play.
I can't be mad about that one.
Oh, behind.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, okay, let's play a real man. I don't know who made the newest goal, but we gotta talk about it
I thought that was pretty good all day. I mean that was my best game by far, which is probably why we lost
I said the only thing I have going for me in this game is I've been playing it for like 20 years
And so it was a new map. I'm just I'm fucked. That's where I
Mean knowing where to stand like half the battle. Oh, they had a silver three on their team, bro
No wonder they won. Look, we're on rank.
They made a super fucking three, dude.
Like, where to stand on look is what it's all about.
Mm hmm. That's so true.
Oh, I got. Oh, right. No.
This is just matching.
OK, let's open a case.
That's all. Yes, dude.
Wait, I'm mad because I was like, I'll open a case
and then I couldn't find a case anywhere.
And I didn't know where I'd get one.
And someone in chat was like, I'll send you some cases.
I'm not going to open them.
And then they sent me the cases and then chat was like,
You can't open those for seven days.
They're trade locked.
And I said, that's true.
Also, be careful.
And you need to be stopped.
Be careful buying keys with the window capture
because it puts your home address on screen
if you're using steam wallet.
That's true.
I would tell you my crazy case story
where the very first cases that came out,
I think it was the Bravo case.
I was playing with my friends and got a drop
like the literal minute they started.
And I sold it on the C marketplace for $200.
i felt like a damned genius
apolly you still have a new best uh... in uh... in the hopper
all on the leaders i forgot that uh... how do i play
the new best i like a new best but i know all all sacrifice because not
everybody likes it
who i'm feeling so brown today
if you think that's around maybe you are on the
well i wouldn't know
Well, they did give me, they said it was like a vitamin, or like, I don't know what they say.
Yes, I'm gonna give you a Flintstone's chewable.
Yeah, it looked like a Tesla logo. They said it's a Tesla vitamin.
And I said, you're sitting reclined as GSD in your belly.
Full self-dropping. Whatever.
A name of pink.
Hey, we get Mirage. We absolutely destroy everyone.
I already told my chat this, but I was putting my daughter to sleep last night, and she said,
Daddy, you know what's weird? God created everyone.
Which I didn't teach her that, by the way. She got it from a kid in school.
She said, God created everyone, but then who created God?
And I went, damn.
She's way ahead of the game.
Absolutely.
It's a crazy question, man.
That's funny. You have a religious kid
But it was like she ratted on the kid immediately I was like who told you that at school that she was like girl's name
Okay, get her get her kicked. Yeah. No, she'll probably be class president actually
I'm offing, I'm buying up, I'm going, okay this is the coal, maybe we gotta change some
of the coal names for on stream. No, we really went on the
back. They changed the upspot, bro. When did they change this?
Got like 10 years ago. What? I just I just it might not be that
long. Bro is so uncoated. I never used an op. Cor, you might
like it. It erases them. They are. I hated a knife fight and
they shot me. We need to beat these guys. We need to win. I
I mean, you deserve that one, you were bot-ing me.
Why?
Because they didn't go for a night fight.
They shot me without, instead.
Oh, they're evil.
They're evil.
You guys messed up.
We have to win.
That's so readable.
What the hell is that?
Whoa, whoa, Brian, I have to come clean.
Yeah?
You gave me your old CS cases that were worth a bit of money and I sold them in open cases.
I got nothing.
It's absolutely fine.
I expected you to know that's what was going to happen when you gave them to me.
At the end of this I thought at the time I was never going to open them but also I'm
not going to let, I don't know what, I was going to say like 70 bucks come between friends
and then I realized it was probably like 500 bucks worth of cases.
Oh my God.
I think it was like 120 New Zealand Dollars.
Oh we got a perfect B spawn bro.
I'm not even going to buy them.
I'm going to flash out.
I'm going to jump quick chat and tell you how many are there, they're not going to expect
to flash out.
One crossed, one crossed back, I think I only got one there at most.
He's flashing, I'm going to push back, don't look at this, I like this, I'm caught, I'm
like this bro, I blew my ears out.
You guys shot me five times after the guy was dead but that's fine.
I didn't, I literally haven't heard a bullet.
I don't even sweat that but after this guy died.
I'm stuck on the construction zone.
Bro, I'm stuck. Help me.
I'm CT.
Who's CT?
He's Liddy. He's Liddy as hell, bro.
One is extra.
They're both in there.
I love it.
I don't know, man.
Because you're second nephew.
The other guy has no HP. I promise you.
It's my promise.
You let him in and he didn't die!
He's got no health, I promise.
Look, he's lying. He's lying.
He could get here in time.
They put that on.
He's hacking, I think.
That's not going to be a bomb.
Kill him. Kill him. Kill him.
I had him for 88.
I was someone on 66.
They're not a lot. Great job.
Damn, that's a lot of damage.
I thought the fucking friendly guy
because you fucking killed me with your C4.
Great job.
I have a rank on this map.
what is yours yours is like blue oh fuck i'm golden over to my bitch rink in the
game like silver silver to apparently i can't take long y'all i gotta take
nine a minute to go get me with a scout any kid me is getting with a scotter
no i have an ak down a quick cat if there's one cat there's one made bro this
is the worst in my life what's that i'm gonna die fuck it i peek i'm not scared
of these guys. I don't know what to do, man. He's led an AK down. He shot me through the
wall. It's not me through the wall, too. It's great. No one saw it. Get him. Get him.
Okay so, can't move and shoot at the same time.
That was a decoy.
Fuck it, we ball.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Everyone's mad at me for aiming at the angles, aren't you supposed to aim at the angles and
then the spray brings it up?
I
Live for this shit I live for this fucking shit
Come by any guy I mean I have a bomb I guess
Try to be cheeky
My god
follow I got my fire that way with I'm adjusting me back up
how do you not scared this guy he fucked his smoke up oh I really thought I
pushed him I thought I had a brush and I thought I had a bad confidence
it was a mid-window door and one cat this one's so cat
fucking shooting yeah I'm scared doors I think I'm copying
should we cross there man.
What does it mean?
We got boss mode.
This could be big.
Winnable.
Loseable.
Oh, that's tough.
That's really tough.
Why was that guy an inch tall, dude? That's hacking.
Yeah, I don't think it's that.
I'm still broke same same oh shit. I got safe. I'm just gonna know by I'm going crazy
I'm gonna go lower and just fly out mid doors and try to clock someone to death
We're new players
We should be allowed to play against new players and all the enemy team has a bunch of like things on their thing
Me and they play a lot. It's not fair
Should be I'm with you. I don't think there's any new
you though
I don't know this too, it's like horrible.
I don't see my world on fire, bro.
I don't think so.
I think someone here is those ranks like like a like a global elite.
All right. Oh my god.
It's jumping from there.
We're ready for this.
What's the dose of Dota index looking at Legger right now?
No, I'm having a great time. I'm not even fucking with you.
Oh, you fucking hit him in the shoulder. He should be dead.
I thought you got a headshot, you got a headshot in this game, you must have ever helped him.
Dude, I look at the moon, dude, you can see that, he like flinching on the moon.
I think he just follow recoil on it.
Wait, what if we keep losing really hard, we're allowed to concede and just play another
one that's probably more fun than this, right?
Not now, we're going down for a while.
Someone has to quit and get like matchmaking.
You can't.
There's no concede in this game.
I don't think so.
No you can.
I'm not saying we should do it now, but like you know five rounds from now if we lose all five of them
Should we might go I got one long
Also coming along flashed
I'm him the most legendary smoke ever brother that hits. Oh, it missed horribly
I mean, I killed there's another guy there. I didn't kill him
I'm out of
Got one. He's one site. Oh
Well, the other ones down the thing on the left. Yeah, don't they
I'm planning to go along stay long
Great play great play 2v1. It was
Shit
I think the bomb is up here. Okay. Oh
No
He's crazy, bro. Hey look at he's shot at that shit out of his mouth. Did you see that?
That's a take I don't care. I don't care if it's fucking full on though. This is fucking awesome. I
Like that run I did a lot
Oh, now what?
OK, um, I go I wait for just a slow somewhere.
Just in his game, it's just an IGL us.
That's just.
That's my it's my call.
I'm just the best mapping.
Oh, Apollo, go for pigs.
It's everyone's best map, which is the problem.
I
Got this fire
I want to be the first one to leave
Okay, bro check this out your bomb now here I go
You pick the bomb up again
Don't go that way don't go that way they got off bro you had the bomb
Well, yeah, because you keep giving me the bomb every time we spawn
You dropped it
I said the one-to-one I start the game. I look at chiple. He's holding a bomb. He releases his hands. Oh
Yeah, I hate that thing
Okay, we go next last guy's opening others to
As I do have an energy drink on the desk
That could be it that could be the move. It's when you want it. Just let me know and I'll crank it up
You got to crack it right now.
Oh, that's the spot you got.
That was a person.
I didn't know that was a thing.
I'm just going to I'm spelling it.
I feel like I bet the fish along.
He's gone.
You can go.
Yeah, he went to the user.
All right, there you go.
Look at that guy who's near me.
Come along with me.
Yeah, yeah, let's do it.
I'm with you.
Let's go.
Flash it in.
Let's try.
The Fulton Flasher.
Ooh, there's Molly's down, which is terrible.
I can't burn it.
Oh no.
I got the bomb, let's back out.
AHHHHHHH!
Hold on, don't peek that brother, they got off.
I'm going too fast.
Don't care!
You're crazy.
Oh, that's bad.
Oh shit.
I think he's right behind me.
The Fulton Flasher, bro.
And the Melbon Mona.
They linked up.
Oh
There was good movement there still good movement
Oh
That was on
Fullerton flasher in the Melbourne Mona reset. I'm broke. Fullerton flasher, bro in the Melbourne Mona
Techno has went in that's right in court. I just rush me when it went in down you slow play
Oh, well, we're on pistols rush B
Take none. No, yeah, but I got a stun. I got a flash
Okay, you you flash wall on the left flash one while you're running after me or just don't
Oh shit
We go low tons we push me they are they are gonna be watching the train don't stop sure look at rush the opera
You and me said we rushed the opera
I
There's one cat he's crazy
Popper down there's one in being he's very hurt
Oh my god Apollo I'm seeing your recoil and it's actually saving me your crosshair following the recoil is teaching me so much about the game
I don't know if I should be teaching when I keep dying. No, no, no, well, I mean look at me
was that
I don't know
what the fuck
jump in premiere after this
dude I think we've found the way to make them bleed though
hear me out here
I'm team captain one round
and just with 7-1 how much work are you gonna get
I got your boss
buy whatever you're comfortable with
They only played 1B last round. He threw the mollies and then he sat there alone.
So if we just wait them out, he'd probably just walk it.
Okay.
And then the Fullerton Flasher throws a flash.
I'm gonna go lower, but don't follow me.
Confirmed. I'm just gonna hold short.
Fuck.
No, just get there.
We got the 1B.
There's another.
He's that car
That was rough that was a rough one
All right guys hear me out buy whatever you're most comfortable with I got a I got a game plan. Let me go first
Oh, yeah, okay. Follow me. We'll be be short
rush the opera
Backside in to be
What the fuck is be sure follow follow me follow me
This is gonna fucking work. I look in flash. It has a flash bro. He's ready
There he goes
Okay, he's still got me, but we got him now you go back side in to be I
I got graded and off. I picked up your P90 for some reason.
Watch the window, Corey.
What? Where's window?
Right up to my left.
So up to your right.
To your right?
To your right.
Yeah, that's it.
Those bricks.
You know, your ears are high.
There you go.
Oh, fine.
no your feet
the doors on the window
don't try it
it fucking it kind of fucking works though it kind of fucking works
no I think Ryan's RGL
that's our in-game leader
yes yes my goat
Well, I mean I was I do know what it worked for a minute there. I'm now out of ideas
And we go we go a long dude. I got a kebab at the fist place today still got called boss
Mm-hmm. It's just every kebab place ever bro. You're the boss shit them both boss
There's amazing smoke me see if it gets there I
Get there might not
No way down the smally
I kind of got there. Love that
I'm gonna wait out the smoke
Got any smoke a ball nope
I'm a flash out mid to try to work up cat. I'll throw another I'm without the snade
Oh
Great flash from the enemy to be honest.
Oh, crazy guy, he's too crazy.
Bombs down, it's gonna be hard to get it with the AWP there.
That was a great grenade, Corey.
What?
I have bomb on the planet.
Holy shit.
Don't we get 10 ping really quick like how do I lower it really fast is there a hack
Nice must ago he knows just bumped him off the track, bro
He's not on it now, you could like jump up short cat yourself now he was right here
I think I'm gonna go through here it looked like you shot him in the head like six times
What are we doing guys, what are we doing?
You tell me IGL.
Oh yeah, if I VPN to color corner I'll have lower ping.
Get a kill and work off that.
The Molly demons.
That's what they called me yesterday.
They didn't throw anything at me.
They threw nothing at me.
Who's with me? Gory?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Do I get ready to go in my flash list?
Sure.
You don't see my head, bro.
You think it's gushed into my head?
What do you think? Go long out?
I don't know.
We are in B if you can come here with me.
Oh, yep.
Don't go mid, bro.
He's just sitting in the closet.
Alright, don't go B.
We overload this guy.
Don't go B.
Don't go B.
Okay, we overload him.
Here comes the overload.
Oh, you overload the guy's gun.
Bye, guys.
Bye, bye, bye.
CT side of map, though.
No, I think we literally jump in Premiere
because we're going to have no ranks.
Could be the move.
Premiere Pro.
Yeah, Premiere Pro.
Yeah, and that's real calm.
I'm going to play.
I mean, get cut off, of course.
I'm going to go.
I think we just play off a spawn.
This is whatever you spawn years to where you go.
It's a fucking game right here.
Go, go, go!
I didn't mean to buy that.
Couple of drums, quick cap, they're probably going up.
Smoke mid.
I hear a long.
There's one cat.
Couple B, couple B.
I got one, come on.
I'm everywhere, huh?
I'm at a bullet.
Fucking mid into window.
there. Oh, you hit him. He's crazy, man. I like it. It's aura.
I think they're on your left. I'm the Melbourne Mona, bro. You
on this?
I might be to the right here.
So you can fly, apparently he on clothes, bro.
Make sure you combine it around so you don't go over 20.
You're crazy.
I'm not really forced but I'm a lot of pressure.
One quick guy again.
Two more B at least.
two more be at least I'm pushing this I'm crazy I this one off in suicide the
fuck bomb is a bee
Did one of my mid?
That's not good.
Oh he's got a mid.
Dead. Nice.
The way that guy found.
I'm dead. I'm dead.
Two mid. Two mid.
Last two.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, he's coming through just the double doors.
We almost beat him dude on a force dude crazy.
I'm starting to feel myself a little bit.
That's what we need.
This is last channel.
Guys.
I didn't you could buy two of the same grenade.
What happened?
They changed the game so much man.
I think just flash.
I don't know. Just flat your smoke. Yeah
That's as long. Oh god, this is a fellow I kill them all
Crazy fuck
You guys just both died at the same time
mother fucker
me and you buddy ready for this?
you would have heard us bouncing up here
I got flash, get ready
one more coming out
coming up. Throw everything at him bro. I couldn't do it with the P90. We're probably the only
people having fun on this game. Oh, shit. And I'm private. I'm
liberal rank five, bro.
You're game core.
Load up for me. Let's get some real right. Go and we're ready.
We warmed up.
No, Keel. Yeah, it says something about my mental that
when people start doing as badly as me, they start to crash
out.
Can I sit out for one?
What? We need you bro!
I need food!
No dude you are playing CS you don't eat while you play CS
No!
You can just go grab some goldfish
Let us do Premier
What?
I can try
Premier is grayed out. Complete matches and other game modes to unlock this one.
What? Yeah, I figured.
I don't have any stuff called just to save us since Apollos did not ruin it all.
I didn't say that. It's crazy. I'm having the greatest time of my life, man.
I just want to play against people who are the same rank as us.
I think Flistack also. It's not Flistack.
If you want to play with your friends, you have to have less fun.
Take off Dust too
You can put it back on after the axon
We are going to wait for Cory to eat Dust
I do hate Dust
This guy gets to eat
You know if we do I actually it was just me on chips barbecue sauce
Real simple like a bob meat on chips with barbecues. What the fuck I mean on chips with barbecues. What's wrong with me?
That's like a screen. It was the mall in it was the Molly over
What can I say it was the mall the Molly took over I didn't do Molly guys I
Didn't do any drugs. I stayed very nice and safe and chill. Oh, you didn't have a drink
I had like 15 alcoholic beverages but I thought you said you didn't do any drugs.
I'm sorry I lied.
Oh my god he's lying.
Dude someone was like what are you on and I said I'm sober dude.
You're high on life, you're high on the lord.
And then they said do you got any extra and I went oh no I wasn't joking.
I've been sober for six months and it kind of sucks.
I need to get on a sleep score app. I'm not gonna stop. It just sucks. Oh, mine is terrible.
I need to tap into my stats. I'll say I either got a I have to move or start doing drums
one of the other.
Oh dude, I could use some drugs right now.
Where are you going to move?
I don't know man, I can't.
A bunker?
I just do like a...
New Zealand Broadstand is going to live with this summer.
Oh dude, fantasy is a little search, it's always depressing.
See I have a nice time doing it.
Oh well it's just like you keep looking and you're like oh this would be so nice and then
like why can't do that or I can't afford that and then...
That is true.
I've been looking this kind of everywhere.
There's a lot of really cheap houses in North Carolina.
Let's move, where does no one live bro, like New Jersey.
Regina?
New Jersey is really expensive.
Oh really?
If you want to try to get into the Ivy League Universities.
Upstate New York.
New Zealand.
Anyone?
What do you think about that?
Upstate New York is actually pretty cheap.
I hate New.
My god it's New.
You guys could just go to Squamish with Chibley.
Squamish!
Let's do Molly and Squamish!
That's a joke.
I'll buy all the crystals we can sell.
Do they have raves in Squamish?
They definitely have raves in Squamish, bro.
Hey, good.
I'll move there.
Bigfoot's there, man.
They got some kind of fucked up music festival, for sure.
Yeah.
At the intersection of Blacking and Pippie and EDM.
I'm going to stop saying that every time I kill someone, but it hasn't happened enough
to be a problem until now.
I hear me out.
I'm ready.
I'm hearing.
We're going to rush ramp.
If they drop a smoke, I'm going to pull a 180 there.
Okay.
I'm going to go crazy on ramps.
I'm stuck reclining.
Help.
You know, your bro's looking like the Jablinski Games intro video.
I forgot about that.
I'm so bit of a wild intro video.
I'm the first fella in.
Do it out.
Get behind me.
I need a new DX Racer.
We're getting out of here.
You're not gonna smoke while we push this.
Smoked?
One rep.
Let's go lower.
Fancy logo.
What the fuck?
Pardon?
On this box.
I
Door that was squeaky. I love I love got him
Indoor indoor indoor. I can't plant behind my right
Oh
I thought I'm sorry. Oh my god, you got him at burst that's so fucking insane
Bosses made a bra really
I like it if you're really close
And you can't aim the meadow is you shoot one normal bullet and then you swap the burst and then you go like that
Oh, I don't
That's such a blinks game shit bang bang you give an AK go outside if you don't come up
I
Silo, I don't know how to get this all right. I'm no yeah, yeah
Damn
I don't really have anything to fight rafters
Is this someone up there?
Thank you from a lobby. I hear them I
I
Hear all types of shit bro. Yeah
Oh demon
Why killed you just that guy. Yeah, you shot me through the heart
What the hell is amazing?
I was actually insane I sprayed the other guy to go you
That is a that was like a ridiculously random bullet to take
Yeah, I gotta move I gotta move
So you gotta case go outside again if you don't go out of me fucking I'm rushing squeaky with Nova
I love that. I'll be right behind you bucket. I got an over two. Let's do it
It's gonna be a guy crossing from anywhere because I did it last round
There's a guy in the whatever that little thing is got me off
I'm in the vents. I went lower if you want to come with
I like.
It's in flash. Somebody's down here. I think. I don't even know.
It takes us to go. There's a lot of dead bodies around here.
This isn't as kind of a new demon. Oh, he's just in the corner like a baby.
I
Terrible shooting
Nobody's saying this you're all good. He's like bottom left corner
The Malvin motive areas
Where was that guy who killed you up some of the corner on the left
That's a tough one
Dude we had that round. I'm locking in now. We're losing momentum dude. We got it. We got a lock in I can't buy
You buy off you mad man
I'm gonna drop bombs. I'm gonna try to I'm gonna try to go ramp fast if they smoke I'm following Ryan when he dies
I'm taking his good smart
I dropped on oh, we got it
Who got it?
He doesn't say purple.
The popper.
Oh, I heard bumper.
I'm bad.
Oh!
Got him.
Nice!
You're amazing.
There's another one?
With a scout?
Oh, he got me.
He's outside mid.
Took ramp.
They didn't play ramp.
He's coming down there.
Good try.
Good try.
Christ.
My head is falling out.
I'm all I hear me. Huh? Nice. Nice. He's got me up, bro. We can try to go lower. I'd say we can also just hold this for a minute.
Take a look at a look around.
Yes, sir.
Ah, you fucker. You fuck.
I want to go in the room lower. Oh, he's just
The single door it's the right underneath by the plant site
Was I shooting like holes anything I don't know. Yeah, I think I was shooting dead body. Oh, that may be the bomb
I'm broke
I would I've almost got names from all of us. I've competed if names
None of us can buy but you should need just a worker buyer. Oh
I'll sell I
Can buy I can buy an extra. I'm a little less a name for all of us. I just need I just need Justin
was that I
Just need you need it. I've got names for all of us. I just need to come on a bandage you
Nice
Yeah, big grenade. Oh, there's a guy there's 200. He's up top spot. So you're left Corey. Yeah
What I seen you win these you got this
Honestly, I'm pretty impressed I looked in the right spot
The new york nudist
I got us all I got us all names. You know when I hear their name
what are you your newest you're the new york nudist I'm the squamish six ever
okay Apollo's the Texas tugger you're the Melbourne Mona and then Ryan's the
Fullerton flasher I do love to buy flash grenades so I don't know what folder
I'm glad that's where that one
Well, I saw someone's arm like a right here they are playing too ramp every round
I shouldn't challenge the op
Yeah, there's one back there, okay, oh
They're taking my gun to what they are
He's got like played out. He's like juggernaut. Oh, I got no idea. What do you think we should do here?
I don't know, man.
Throw a flashbang at me and it hit me.
He's shot.
He's very hurt ramp. He fell. He ran away. Oh my god, there's one on top of hut when you get out. Don't get out. He's on top of hut.
Oh, hear me out here? I suppose I don't mind. You just do it.
Is it Dormick? No, it's not.
God dang door. Yeah.
Speaks.
Should do the top.
Should do the top of the
corrugated steel.
Shit.
I
Texas tugger with the clock brah, I if I don't want to change the names I can come up
Again check out the skin on the market. It's called the Mac 10 pit squeak
I'll do it.
Where the hell is this crazy guy?
Oh, come on!
Oh, shit!
Ramp, ramp, ramp.
Oh, shit.
He's playing through.
I have sight.
We're done at bomb.
I was he would have just died and I thought it's made of your swing. Yeah, it's not swinging
The squamish swing
That's us let's are they all think
Yes, oh, let me go first. I got nothing
I like it
I got him pretty good. Good stuff. Good stuff. There's another one. God damn. I love that play
I think they're just like with the bomb out there.
Yes.
Yeah, do it.
Can you stop, can you stop?
You can.
Another one.
Crazy shot.
Dude, off to the festival yesterday, I looked up the name of it and I read it and I saw people saying it's just a wave of posts of people who were like,
HORNIAS FUCK YOU KNOW I'M GONNA TRY TO BUCK OFF TO THE FESTIVAL, HORNIAS FUCK LIKE
I'M NOT TRYING TO HICK UP
No man, I was the one posting, no I'm trying to pick up a couple bell
Yeah, that's I don't deserve anything
I deserve everything behind
I'm on their fucking heads, bro. There's one outside. Oh my god.
I don't know which one is squeaky, maybe you can ping it as we go.
It's the squeaky door on the right side.
I'm going to throw a smoke following it up and we're all going to go down that venter.
OK, made out our squeaky.
Yeah.
You get down there and just plant bomb as fast as you can.
Fucking among us reference, bro.
He's dead.
Among us reference.
You're going to get a plan to leave.
Huge.
That was a great money.
I thought we're going to realize that was an incredible plan.
play
he's okay, you better than me
this guy has an auto fucking sniper bro
both are the same
what's in my life?
this guy's hacking, I don't even care, because I had the better guns so I should have been
after film
every single bullet he was doing he was dancing like you probably were at the
festival
yep that was a really good plan though
it was a nice save let's just do the exact same thing again
I don't know
I'm on a hop anyway sorry I'm gonna get an ace this time
oh good nace bro
I'm the lobby hole.
Okay, you kept impact grenade.
Shoot through the container, man!
He did shoot me in the kidney through the container.
Great shooting, Chief.
I don't like this.
I
Don't know what to do. I'm on the roof
I'm like fucking stuck on the roof bro of all the time. I know
Whoa crazy guy
I'll try
One boogie bomb you got this in a row. Yeah boogie bottom them and do it cranking 90
this guy's on the wall.
That's my op. He's just rubbing it in.
I see him. Good job.
Oh, I got the same music on
All right to cover it up the final round
I'm all in we do IGL I
Like the idea of waiting for all the ramp smokes to go and take ramp
They keep leaving it after a minute, but just hold lobby just watch squeaky door watch the hood
Make sure no one rushes around side. I got hot. Don't don't pile up in the ramp. I'm gonna I'll play close on the
They're going to smoke it after that, come on.
They're mine, they're good enough.
Take ramp, take ramp.
There you go, there you go.
Oh my god, kill the maw man.
I'm going to do it.
I'm going to plant me in the site, keep a hold ramp, and that's where you defend yourself.
Hold ramp, okay.
Yeah, confirmed.
Oh
One one a sewage or whatever it's called thank you
Cramps clear
I'm definitely in the halls down here. Oh
My god, he's fucking shot me bro
It's fucked up how they do that
It was such a narrow angle. I miss my Molly. Oh my god. Yeah
I'm sorry for the noise.
Well done.
Good job.
Well done.
And it's C.T.
Sided probably.
Corey, we're gonna lock in.
We got to lock in.
We're letting the team down.
We got to lock in right now.
No.
I don't know.
Take this outside.
You want to take this outside?
I think this is C.T.
Sided, man.
Yeah, every map is probably why don't you just go up the
Why don't you just go up the ladder and like sit in heaven?
Someone come ramping me.
Every single map is uh, just to keep you from hiding when you're bad.
Yes, I'm outside.
Who outside?
I do not do ramps.
They smoke me?
Are you outside?
They're going under.
They're going lower.
Yeah, they're going lower.
in that band among us. Oh, there's a guy in there. I don't. I'm stuck on the
What the heck?
Nice!
Oh Justin!
I didn't know you were there, I was in a little bit of a gunfight.
You're there too!
Fuckin' everything sucks!
You're there too!
I'm such an E-Rhyme, it's not that!
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Damn.
I'm so glad you're here.
I'm so glad you're here.
I'm so glad you're here.
I'm so glad you're here.
I don't know if this one is on me.
You crazy girl, you nasty girl, you bumpin' the most of the track.
I'll come ramp with you Justin.
I didn't hit anyone last round.
I can't even do all of that.
You always can force, brah.
Don't buy any grenades, you buy a gun and armor, man, that's the force of it.
I already had it, and now I've got two for you to sell it.
I need it.
One outside.
Two outside.
Three outside.
Two more lobby.
three on the lobby
Yeah, they're probably just gonna hold outside
You guys weren't kidding that door really is squeaky. Yeah
Maybe play with it for a little bit
I'm down B
People that's gone that bomb in the base, but yep, okay
Nice guys.
Oh bro, wait a minute bro, that flash was good.
It came back at exactly the same angle.
That was so fucking good man.
I liked it.
Did I just keep the gun I had whatever I guess yeah, what what what is it?
MP5
Why not
You know in day and age. Yep, so I'm not eating I can I can rejoin the class
If I'm gonna rent the crazy guys tell me why I was with you my inventory they're getting deleted right, bro
Reloading!
Reloading!
Is there more?
Yeah, I'm missing everything.
This is a funny day to beat you, Blee.
This is not gonna be grandpa.
Maybe.
Yeah, they were on hand.
Push it.
I wasn't planning.
Yeah.
It's on A, no?
Oh, you died.
Oh, okay.
probably see if he sided man we win this one
that was a save from them too
69 great bird that was that was crows I like I couldn't mute it for sure and
that's that's the thing but I couldn't stop that like I could not have that
happen or so like you were pushing it the whole time yeah no this it's fucked
I'm like dying, I think.
Yeah, like we're wrong.
Gerts, Gerts.
I might have a Gert, man.
I don't know.
Oh, my Gert.
We need an inferno game.
What the fuck is on my screen?
Well, if you hold an eight for long enough, like a spreadsheet opens.
Open squeaky.
How many times inside I'm going to have it nearby. I'm going to heaven to help you. I'm flanking them. It's gonna be
Plank faster than I thought as well. They're out of hut. They're out of hut. They're out of here said
Stop looking at your gun you idiot
I didn't see a man there's no man this from us dude we're going to the moon
I'm arping outside guys just trust me yes yes guys I need to open cases because
I got a gun from someone else and they have a cool skin and I'm owning so the
skin makes you do better in that situation I have a stat-track gun from a
guy and I think it might have his stats on it. There you are. That's now sorry. Thank
you. One round side. Got him.
Yeah.
All right. One left.
Yeah.
Great shot on my left.
The fuck. I'm telling you, I'm an offer, bro. I'm an offer. I have to be with the ping.
the Auckland assassin. Can we talk about Chibley's headshot? Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Six seven. Okay, can we talk about the Polo's? Sorry, I thought it was funny. I'm an asshole.
You can kill me. You're allowed. You can... I'm an asshole!
Polo's a snitch. Damn it's Leery. No. I am bad at headshots. I looked down. I think
it's going to be a bad posh, IRL. When I said that? Who else is scouted? No, it might
be one they might go straight to the lower from outside then when you ramp guys
wants to go down pushing squeaky where is it the door I got bombed
I
Her feet everywhere
To that shit Corey push that shit Mac your last ones outside
For sure for sure
I'll be wrapping around the present.
I thought I saw him, but I think I saw Cory.
The smoke bomb is on the right.
He might be somewhere else.
Closing Squeaky.
Is this a saving, dude?
43 seconds advantage.
Where was Bob?
It's on me, on the map.
up. Squeaky. Okay, I see. I always forget there's a map. He's having more lower. I heard feet.
He's lower. He's going to be coming up then. Seven heaven. Throw an eight down there. We'll
You'll hear a bust open
Where's the same
Chihuahua Apollo you hate this guy. I
Hate those save man. It's not who cares who asked try to get the cool
What are you saving for bro the world's ending who gives a crap? I
Was so I did I outside off watch this. Oh, I got my I can't save my
He saved my off I guarantee I bet he saved my off outside. We're gonna have an off-off. I
Need music off off. I need my gun back. I need my gun back
But I have a damn mid-off you hear you know what I'm saying
The push squeaky
Good job, Bruce.
Thank you.
Damn.
I'm doing what you're supposed to do, which is like the patent, you know?
Fucking doing what I'm not meant to do is just suck.
Where are they hitting, by the way? Do we know?
Steps outside.
They go under, don't they, this time?
Or whatever, I don't know.
I just found it.
Step outside by me.
Up here, up here, Paul!
I got one, another one's hurt.
Chad, what's this call out?
I
Good shit like you right oh he crouched up. We ate that gun. I'm gonna kill him
Are they both there?
This guy has a
We don't deserve this one Justin I
I fucked it. You know you win these actually.
Oh my god you saved me too because I get an assist off the dude that I shot 50 times.
Oh my god.
You gotta get that damage
And off for my friendship it literally wasn't even my car. Thank you. It wasn't my name
I don't know how to shoot it went to Corey now. I went to Ryan if you want to drop that oh shit
And I do if you could like tone down the panic every time you see another person
I think you like start winning. Yeah, watch this. I'm literally going solo heaven
top of hud through squeaky I I'm predicting a double and then I go down
and I leg the third guy get ready here it comes bro
one more outside crazy guy running hitch on me I'm not even kidding
someone kill him nobody lobby with rock oh fuck me they're lower at least one of
them and they've seen me. So they're going lower. One outside.
He's taking it the person. Oh, on B.
Just be upper or lower. Lower. Lower, yeah. Yeah, he was left, yeah.
He was left? No, no, like, yeah. Left side of red.
Best to ignore me, to be honest.
Oh, there's a door here, man.
They were not ready for that.
Oh, would you hear the buys? We were hungry for it.
I love the buying sound. It's like everyone's eating.
It reminds me of like the great breakfast story with the religious photo is.
That's what the last supper is.
Hopping.
Ryan's got that up in his family room.
I love Jesus y'all. Oops, sorry purple.
Oops, sorry blue
He's feeding there's still one more outside at least a oh sorry yellow. What the fuck at least one more outside still for the team
I'm gonna
You want it Ryan you want the ace well if you could get it out. Yeah, sorry bro. I'm not value
I say hello, you're all flash over top and then peek at him
So the ace is dead already. I'm flash. Let's get you
I'm so sorry. How much?
He's so weak
4k Ryan
With the off do the opposite Cory you should try it is literally easy. I guess I'm a feeling
He's right about that
someone come up to me
Not me not me. I need to see one person. Oh, no, no, no, I don't want it. I don't want it
Okay, I don't want it. I did get four kills after saying I love Jesus Christ. That is fucking crazy
They're bribing you yep, they went squeaky
Out hot did anyone not come up?
No, hey
You're kind of quiet. I'm still planning B for a they're planning upper. Okay. That's a I'm going heaven to help
What if I said that then oh
I don't see a fucking replay. Oh
Wow, sorry by the event
I
Go ahead fucking shooting good job. Good job. Damn. We're at least gonna tie this is fucking
These people don't respect me
I swear to you every single time unless you unless I have a me too and I had off
And then Corey said I don't want
That was I don't want chip chip me through the off at me. I said I don't want it
I'll say someone please come up.
I'm gonna go ramp.
He said I don't want to.
Oh, that's totally fucked.
Justin, you have 31 kills, bro.
Yeah, I'm going crazy.
Yeah, yeah.
He has double our damage.
We're going.
Filled out.
Fuck, Molly ramp.
Because they might push it.
That's squeaky again.
They smoked.
They smoked the Molly ramp.
I'll see him now.
One inside.
Some lobby.
I have a beautiful lady on my gun.
Take a lower for sure, right?
I'm checking.
We just hauled.
I think they went a lower because it's so quiet.
Oh, outside? If I spawn, I heard him jump. Oh, fuck.
Yep, shooting out there.
He just jumping headshot me, dude. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
One looked like they were going heaven on the map.
Okay.
Or under.
Got the Heaven guy?
Out squeaky!
Oh, Ryan!
Could be one, could be one, like that. Where? Where?
Or A, whatever.
Easy. Upper, upper.
Oh, no.
I
Look up. I need to look up. I need to look upwards
I'm doing emotes. We win this we forget. I'm by me
So I thought they put for a price you buy another one. Thank you. Oh Justin. Thank you. Oh, sorry. I was looking for you
I don't know the sites so like I look at the map and there's a giant be on where
Yeah, so I look and I go be and it's not be so but the a is hidden be down a up
I'm not outside outside a one at least
I'm in trouble outside y'all
Are they going under it hood than I asked that was really bad to outside video there. Yeah, they're outside back in our spawn
That was tough yeah to toot they might be going under they were heading towards it
I knew like the layout of this damn bad at all. I don't believe it
one toilet or whatever the fuck it's called oh shit control up left in there
chip ones on site is that upper or lower oh damn no lower oh yeah one on site
still good shooting oh one more inside lost on site you're probably gonna move
No
Was a good game man
Hi
I'm dog is the ancient one ain't she just since the tri-factor
Dr. Passmore the shop shooter flak blag sevens is the bullseye and bugle is the weapons muster
Oh, let's give them phone over. I'm not getting this right for the game silver for
a name a mirage
I'm a golden over one ancient man. Yeah, it did sound like that
It did it did yeah, it had his flow for his damn voice
I'm gonna be redembrant. I'm gonna keep my mouse active so I can accept the game
okay
Bring in the mouse bringing the mouse to the bathroom
room is hovering it over the accept button where he thinks it'll be but he's
also like he has to listen he's got wireless headphones he's got like mirrors
set up so you can see the screen
oh man well they added a skin of you to the game check out the go on the steam
Mucket such up the pitch squeak.
Damn, that's fucked up.
Doctor Boom Charms?
Except, except for what?
Dust 3.
Oh, I'm watching it count.
I'm watching it count down.
Like that?
He is clicking it like crazy on his thigh right now, he's just going everywhere with
it.
Piss is going all over the place.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He is clicking it like crazy on his thigh right now. He's just going everywhere with it
This is going
Three oh, yeah, I know he he didn't fail to accept. Oh
He fucking lied to us he lied
I
Fever case what the hell's a fever case? Sorry guys. Sorry
That makes you sick. Oh
Shit, they littered my chest calling me a human piece of trash right now
Oh, it feels so fucking good my arms after four days man
What happened for four days? I worked out one time
Few push-ups in my body went this ain't right man. This is no normal
Dude, I might fucking play this every day for the rest of my life
I'm gonna get a 1.0 KDR
It's gonna be fucking awesome because the probably being bad at though to sucks ass
It was like if somebody has more money than you they just kill you, but you can still fucking scam somebody in this
You can just click on them a little bit faster once and then steal their gun
How the fuck is a service medal I
Think it's a medal you get when you are serving in the army
Too afraid to click it on stream because it's gonna show my address it could stolen valor come on
I got a service medal for 2026 for reaching a global general rank.
Oh shit.
That's cool.
Let me display that item.
10 year veteran.
Yeah wait, how do I put my 10 year veteran coin on?
Go to inventory.
I think you go to your inventory.
Yeah yeah.
I love that you can...
Where is it?
Miss...
I had it under everything that popped up at the top for me.
It's an ad display.
10 year veteran.
to be on my veteran coin.
Oh, we're in loadout, can't do it.
Oh yeah, can't do it.
I love that the cases, I love that the cases
say rentable on them.
I mean, paying three bucks to rent 17 skins for a week
is really funny.
It's really funny.
Oh my god.
Almost as funny as paying $3.40 to open something
is worth $20.
Open one and get shit.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's it.
I do have one snake bite case open it make sure to hide your screen though
because your address come up yeah your address comes up on screen if you're
using steam if you buy a case if you buy key what if you're using steam wallet
it shows your address every purchase yep like on your like I don't have display
catcher like that shit pops up well I would you know I'm in the window I just
turn off the window capture if you're buying anything on steam yeah
fuck it cori just risk it bro okay no no no no i'm not saying i'm not like
accusing me wrong i don't do we want to play i'm dodging
i'm dodging okay we can do it i like nuke but i don't dodge that doesn't matter
i mean let's be honest i'm not dodging i accepted i accepted too if it doesn't
go through do you want to cancel matchmaking take off nuke i don't mind
I don't mind playing the same map
Is there something different in the last game?
I don't know anything about this map
I know Bother and I go there every round
Here is a trap that we just run long
Dude the urinals at this epic festival I went to
I did see multiple times multiple people come out of the same area
I'll give you guys the rundown real quick
That's bathroom where Chib is gonna go. This is long A over here and someone should watch that too
And then the other three can go this way or you could leave three up there
But if you drop down here, oh, I think I've played this once you've got this balcony
I know I lied I didn't go to the balcony, but they can come from short A here or short B. I guess
Or through this tunnel down here. There's also like a fucking little stairwell in the center
That really didn't give me a lot of time to say I'm gonna watch long and out when you're on them
When we're on T side we just run A every round.
I'm a B fan on this one.
That's meta.
I'm watching beergarten.
Beergarten?
We should all do German call outs dude.
Beergarten?
Nice!
Oh Frank, I've just been sleeping long!
Please one person please come in.
Wait where's the place?
I'm WC.
Or B your other, I'm sorry.
Everyone 1A.
Fuck you.
You got me spinning.
I can't play with you, Justin.
They are here.
I'm coming to you then.
I shot in circles around three, four.
There's four of them there.
Oh, that guy seemed pretty good.
That guy seemed like he knew what he was doing.
Damn, Bugle.
Crazy, Mr. Crazy.
I would say one or two people go to that site with me.
I can buy him a shithead.
Do you like the name of my knife?
This belongs to Bugle because I couldn't fit the E on the end.
Bugle.
This belongs to Bugle.
BUGL.
BUGL.
BUGL.
BUGL.
BUGL.
BUGL.
If you go up that way, there's like a little balcony you can look over.
Oh, fuck, Flash is where he's at.
Oof.
Alright.
I'm going back a beer garden.
They're on B, yo.
Oh, Chip.
You, you, you hurt them all, Chip.
They're all hurt.
That's what I'm here for.
Cuz I'm gonna be honest with you
Never mind nice
That was sick
Oh
Didn't do it the headshot
No, see girl bumped him off the track
I'm gonna buy by now. I'm gonna buy I got long I'm gonna try to smoke that tunnel so they
Like yeah, smoke the tunnel. I'm gonna smoke the tunnel. Yep
can you drop safely from up here I think so you drop into the muck
was there anyone made a rotate already they're probably on a long no one be
your garden yet no we got along might just be waiting out the smoke heard some
steps to make a decision on some
here and then
come back
will only just break me at least with one shot of my god there's so much better
than we have other eyes so fucking good how do you see me through that little
sliver of door
I think one.
Oh, my damn!
Oh my damn!
Now he got the banana clip.
Boy that was sick.
Where are they?
Yeah they went.
Damn!
Go here and take a right.
And there it is in five minutes
Oh my king bro
Oh my god, I killed them all
I'm going to go be crazy mode at the door up here because I like to do that.
i'm gonna go be crazy i'm gonna put i'm gonna push with it
uh... shut me
oh i must hit you with the knife
i'm gonna hold off an angle
so fidgety in games like this
no i don't know how was my heartbeat? oh my heart beats all fucked up
it like skipped a few beats
they're long a popping balloons
ignore my call out that's balloons
I
Steps long a
One I sold them I sold them down they're watching behind them now
They're watching behind them you say yeah, I like but then I backed back up
Oh, they're in the bathroom
Oh, hi, I hit the rare reload animation
They were towards bathroom last.
I thought I died!
Don't push them, just put up, we can wait them out.
Sounds like they might be going B.
I have to connect to it, maybe.
I'm not just kidding, I think it's going to be interesting.
I
Walkin hell Gary
Those got crazy resolution or something. Well, I fucking got it
Yeah
He dropped his gun he got this gun
You did not get on that bomb
The man 7 is so good. It's the best kind of the game
We win nice man. We win. Oh shit
Yes, something flashed holy shit all skill how's your how's your heartbeat? Let me check I'm gonna go
I'm gonna keep playing stairs for now. I like stairs
watch right out of batteries just a black screen
everything feels foreign to me
one made
coming oh wait
oh he's gonna be any left man that's the fucking spirit he's by the fountain
last guy yep I'm not gonna push his ass he crazy oh don't push him don't push
I wanted to kill him though, we have bomb.
Oh, my Kings.
What the fuck?
The Indian characters say NICE!
They did say NICE!
I got my very first one.
The scary one is when they go RUN, little girls!
I hate that one.
Like what do you think?
I haven't heard that one.
Oh, you remember how I used to say like, like what game do they go know my friend?
I must say no.
Know my friend.
If you're a terrorist, you need to be negative.
Oh, that's what I've been going for.
The negative terrorist.
They're coming this way?
They're out, bro.
Oh my god, I didn't know what to shoot at.
My brain has been hyping.
Oh my god.
Crazy guy, one in the swamp.
He's behind he's up top on that little balcony careful
Nice
Good job, good bait. Good bait. Oh, good. Nice. I must say I love you guys. No, my friend. This is legendary
I actually love you guys. Oh shit
I feel like we're trauma bonded from experiencing war.
Oh
I'm on fire myself. Oh one hit. Oh
They're all coming B, bro
Well, two more be in the pipe
Fuck
Nice, you guys are good
I think I'm locked in a bit
I got to go A this time
We stack it because they definitely go in this round
It turns out for a lactose intolerant guy eating goldfish is the first food in your stomach
a good choice. Yeah? We need mouth for that. Raining fire! No one cares. I didn't come here,
I had a bad call on my part. I don't know. Like one beer garden. Never mind. I didn't
I know they could come through there. I'm the best!
One left, huh?
See the fountain again?
It's up top.
Over here.
Motherfucka has grenades or something.
No, that guy's not here.
I landed on him.
I got him!
I got him!
Oh, you got him!
I thought I got him.
I assist.
They're the connector.
Yeah, connector.
That door, right there.
They're going to go up it and through A, it looks like.
Bro, I've gone like long way around this map every time.
I don't know where the hell we go.
Cory, if you go up there and down ladder, that's where they were.
Down ladder?
To the right, to the right.
They're in that room.
They sure are!
They sure are!
They sure are!
They sure are!
Possible!
Perhaps behind this box, bro.
I got strategies.
Overwhelmed there.
Where am I watching?
Anyway.
Now we swap, you get on my head.
We're going to take turns.
I'll stay here they totally just leave that I know the plan is like a fiddle they're not
happy but they're I think I'm just trying to camp to do it for the day on it so one
I am just one right here
Okay, they're all night in deep 19 B
Do we know there's just one guy there
I'm just running out crazy guys, so
I
Yep, he got me he got me he got me good
No, he got me good, I don't know how he landed that flash
It's looking at the dead body the whole time instead of the follow he flashed for you, right Apollo
Oh, no, no, you can have a bow. I
got you
He fucking flashed me like crazy. I just don't in this. Thank you little joke. Okay, right
Hi, okay, okay
Okay, okay, you're gonna go stairwell. Oh, probably not there's no hold here
I don't think they know that long eggs ish math sounds like them
One long a
I
For a we sort of decoy that could have gone better
This guy's got an oblong a
Damn damn
I
You bathroom Jim
Yep, dude. I'm trying to pre-price
Good job the swagger I got something for you Ryan. What is it?
Damn, thank you. Yeah, I
Need that this guy I'm not gonna go stairs again. This guy hates me
Remember, I'm just gonna...
...like that.
So do we win on our way to home?
Absolutely we do.
Oh we're going through the fire! Through the fire! Through the fire and flames!
Ghibli, Ghibli, Ghibli, Ghibli!
This ain't looking good for me guys.
OOOH!
They're on me!
I flicked on them!
Both on me, both on me back there.
Sneaky door.
Fuck that!
Aw, it makes me mad.
I think a team needs to find me out.
They're both on site, there.
Oh no!
They're definitely exploded.
of
of
of
of
of
of
I got mine like the song he's gone
I'm really poor
Julie I'm gonna need to buy me a weapon. I could buy I got
As well. Yeah, definitely buy you're good
This might be the move
I threw it in for just for fun
The bug you're on long a I have a plan okay got you covered
Careful down there
What if I miss every shot Ryan, I didn't think like balloons
They come balloons, bro, I'll rush with all
Oh one one be maybe two
They're throwing shit long a still
I
Was playing with him all over me
Oh, oh
Shit
I'm hitting clips from him. I'm gonna fucking cook see
I'm ready and who give me good ping and it's over for the entire chibbly. What are you shooting?
And off that my buddy who bought that
Follerton Flasher got me the opp bro the Follerton Flasher
Hear me out my fellas
Rush on the right
Oh shit wait I hear them
Fuck me again sorry
Whoever is in the back go left here and go up short a
Don't make one a rush guys, Cory will fucking kill you.
I'm running!
Yeah, that's the way, that's the way.
One's up top.
Oh my god!
I
There's two there fuck
Okay, that's okay. I will never I'll don't I won't talk again. It's always used as well. I
I thought there was a Zeus in there.
Six!
What?
Look at the score line.
Six-seven!
Yes, man!
Save up as well as you can.
Yeah.
We rush A.
Okay.
Let's go my brothers.
Let's go my brothers.
Let's go my brothers.
Let's go my brothers.
Let's go my brothers.
Let's go my ragtime gal.
Please, just one.
Okay.
Let's go my ragtime guy
Okay
Nice good assist guys I
Hear them here crazy guys. Oh
That was trucking
I
Know
Wait, this is no loss we come on run you gotta go overtime for one. We've got a game a ranch game
I don't think it happened. I need chicken potato
No, dude, I mean I a like played so okay. I need chicken potato for sure. It's gaming time though
Oh, where are we going?
Let's to believe you open cases together.
I would. Oh my God.
I would love to watch you guys open cases.
Oh, I'm doing a $7000 case of me.
My legs.
This is the drinks.
The drinks yesterday were really expensive, bro.
I believe that we're going to go up these stairs.
Can't see, come to see.
Hey, let me take WC.
Let me see clay but it might be down there
Okay, whoever oranges making a fucking ruckus
Yeah, I got big feet. I actually don't
Let me peek at you from that
They were on top there. We jumped
Flash
One trick
Thank you. Thank you. You saved my life stay. Oh, bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Oh
Bye yeah, the way we came I'm gonna go the other side with the bomb you see
Nice
Oh
God's joke I'm actually warmed up. Can we just do one more after this marriage, please?
Why are we going to have a lot of run?
Yeah, you can play without me, play without me.
We will make the river as it is.
I'm going to go...
I don't know.
Don't get too late to make a call.
Follow me, bro.
What the fuck?
This one.
Oh.
Hang a left.
Oh, you can hang a left.
I'm going to open Squeaky here and see if he's on the steps.
I'm going to the door there.
I
Don't play no one WC
Stuff come on I
Not sure how you along but I go behind us. Oh fuck me. Let's try to excite you
But definitely is to on B for sure Z's yeah, I hear them
I'm gonna play for you back there if you want to hold back in the bathroom
They could come from squeaky one could come from squeaky
Yeah, I hear them.
Long I think.
I think you're good.
Up, Corey.
On site, on site.
Oh, truck.
We can just play off the fuse.
for us in Wow you can get it
you got blowing up that's true this is a
fucking that is true man this is a good
fucking game is a good one I'm having
the time of my fucking life. So it was funniest tab.
I bet you there are light on D this round, because they've been light on A.
And they don't want to lose A again.
If they smoke this tunnel, just hang a lift.
If they don't, I don't see no smoke.
I'm going.
They missed them all.
It was bad.
Oh, there's two and I peaked them both like an idiot.
one was to the left one was up top I got the left one bomb down yeah I dropped
bomb oh I'll left left two behind two behind both oh shit I got a dog
didn't have to watch me yeah one was to the right there and then one was on site
Don't die, don't die.
Whoa!
1v1.
1v1.
He's got a bomb.
Oh, take him right up here, bro.
I'm telling you.
No, he's got it.
He's got it.
Yeah, take him.
He was back site.
He could have moved.
It's not a good idea to do this.
I'm not sure.
Didn't expect that.
Quick scope.
The in-town beast bro
I got bomb
That's a hard rush a
Long yeah
Yeah, well no cuz we don't have guns, bro. Yeah, but that's
He has an op and then he shoots one bullet and then he can't do anything anymore plus I have a tecna anyway
The playgrounds I'm sliding off scotch
Yep, I sleep
Nice out. He can't hit me while I'm at my file
I'll pay for the gas.
That's what he's doing.
Quick.
Flash myself.
Oh, I didn't think it was that much.
I don't know if this is W method.
Nice.
On site.
On site.
On site again.
Oh my God.
That wasn't great.
That wasn't great.
That was great.
Oh, that was great.
That was great.
Oh my god, that wasn't great. That wasn't great. That was great. Oh
I greeted
Man, I did have positive kills. All right
We were doing some shit in there, bro. Let's try to rush B again
Oh, I'm buying already and I still don't have enough for a buy. That's clearly have a reloading anyway
So greet the greed. I would have died. It's okay. We all make mistakes
Hardly if they smoke it hang a left and then we just try work. Thanks. I was pretty good
They missed them all. They're proof at them. Well, they smoked in there.
They're close.
They're going.
Yeah, get up there.
One seven.
Maybe two lots of steps up there. Oh
My god, I suck at the shooting in this game
I hate the off
Last one was heaven without seven. Okay
Wait, bro. We can't get it
He's gonna save he ran away. He's running saving it
Run run
What's all dude you smashed your head in the wall pretty bad. Yeah, that was unhealthy for you
If the bomb didn't kill you do the wall day
I think we could probably take a I think we ignore along we try to get it into
overrun it off or like yeah they're gonna have off long i think so yeah i don't know if we hard rush
it or if we try to like work a pick i trust i do you know hard to work a pick against an op though
right well yeah we do is like don't go long though we try to work the pick uh oh yeah i'm going pretty
i'm gonna walk it out from here
I hear one of them around up there.
Nice, get in there.
Flash her.
Same spot, dumpster.
Watch for one flanking behind us.
Good call.
planning for bathrooms
one more down there I suck one more down at the stairs
awesome was down the stairs with the dumpster for sure okay yeah
he's on the dumpster
hi there you go
damn
good shit
dude
I think we can run this thing
dude these Tesla vitamins they were right
these Tesla vitamins
I
Try same same same strat Rose half optimus now walk like just passed found
You don't got such a lot I hit the corner time lost my saw your fucking
Your speed was insane, bro
I'm not even good at. Oh, dude. You do all that. I'm doing all this. Okay. I didn't think
there were three. That's my bad.
They're not going to be here, right?
right?
I did it.
Oh,
oh,
there's very bold.
I appreciate it.
No, I have no.
I can drop it again.
I can't even buy armor.
Yeah, I
got out here.
I
said, I say we do it again.
I know why they're going to do that again.
didn't think that they were gonna be holding it for some reason I feel like
we walk it still once we yeah yeah I just I fucked up I hit the corner you
can see on the map how loud you are I'd walk now they smoked it yeah smokes on
our walls my valorant lesson
probably one in the state
guys alleged
oh in the corner
oh my god
43
You can get bombed it was green
To the stairwell to the stairwell
Let's try to grab bomb
Bees
How do you beat the spray and pray you know
73 and 3 to that guy.
Yeah, I say we do it again.
I got no money.
I didn't even buy the list of all of the money!
I'd say a B-Rush.
No money.
A TIC-9 B-Rush, bro.
With the TIC-9, you just run with it, bro.
You don't stop. You just run.
Let's do this.
I'm going to wrap around in the short.
Actually, no, because they didn't fuck up their smoking shit.
There was constant wraparound.
I'm stuck inside with Ryan, bro.
Oh, Zipfuckin' disaster! We're glued to each other!
Oh, fuck.
We're both here, Corey.
Yeah.
We're in the trench.
Zipfuckin' disaster, man.
Two B1, two B1.
No one's that yet.
No, no, Corey.
I know who I'm just major.
I can't go in that way.
I'd rather save than have a chance to even win
He literally said I'd rather give up any chance to win and keep my gun
He probably has enough money to buy another one I bet you to
Last round
I would say they should do that again but they might actually throw the mollies right this time
time well that's it maybe we always miss them bro they always tell them too
deep is me versus purple start my desk a half an inch I have a plan you guys do
that I'm gonna I'm gonna lurk Valo lurk
oh I'm gonna sit here I think we go slow make make noise and make it we just
wait it out
I'll probably set it up top there which is scary.
Smoke this on the B entrance up here.
I got one.
That's the shit.
Shit.
Should we get a damn pick?
I'm watching.
Did you go past bathroom Apollo?
I'm not near you guys.
There's one here but I want to say.
Ah, he came.
Behind us.
Yeah.
Behind?
Have a if you can oh, no you got this Apollo
And Corey and Corey put place a little Corey if you can don't pick don't pick
You wait for Apollo. Well, that was a good
Oh
And see and see yeah, I'm a ties a lot of ties sorry I went on on my pick there and I wouldn't alone
I mean I got seven kills in 15 rounds or whatever, so I hear you a one mirage game. Let's run it
I got a bail. I will watch you guys play mirage or open cases. I don't give a fuck
I don't want to play with the rain. I can't open cases for eyes. I've already done too much of that
Hey, I'm in silver for overpass
Look at me.
Look at that.
Look at me.
I'll open them along and then fuck it.
I'll look and watch it.
All right, later, fellows.
Later.
Let's do that again sometime.
That was a good time.
Oh, that's it.
Sure.
Yeah.
Tomorrow.
Bro, I fucking love Counter Strike.
Oh, I fucking love Counter Strike, even though I'm ass-added.
That's rare, man.
Either way, I'm going to send you over to my wife's street, but I'm going to go eat some
chicken potato.
I will see you tomorrow, tomorrow is Friday.
Later gamers.
Good night.