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And I don't want to put the fear of God in you, but like,
I know you also struggle with motion sickness sometimes.
Oh no.
The game, I've been told there's a mod
to make it not look like this, but.
It has that CRT filter, right?
Yeah, I thought there'd be like a way to disable it,
but you have to download a mod to do that.
Well, I'll give it a try.
The game or the mod?
The game and C.
It's scary though, because I think you have
less motion sickness than me.
Well, I haven't like gone,
like I've only just loaded the game up
and it's, you know, like the initial warning of like,
uh-oh, this looks like it's gonna be annoying to, hello.
I like to get the door down when I come in.
That's all good.
We're discussing this game potentially
being a motion sickness nightmare.
Oh, you know, I did not really consider that for Ryan.
Nobody does. Nobody does.
You can do FOV, you can up your FOV.
No, yeah, there's also a mod, worst case scenario,
that gets rid of all of the filters.
Yeah, all of the filters, turns off like five different filters.
The pixelation is one thing I cannot possibly understand the constant motion like you're on a boat.
Astralis, blink, grab, on a luck swap, teleport, offer, trade, tempest, torch up dog.
You can also, uh, you can play third person also.
Oh, shit, that will save my life. Actually, that'll change everything.
I think if you just hit middle mouse button one time, it might switch to that.
FLV Maximum.
Oh, that stops the distortion. Oh, shit.
So it's the real?
The pixelation's still there, but the thing that was driving me insane was the...
There's an effect that just makes it look like you're on a boat. That's all I can describe it.
But it just makes it seem like you're on the boat for some reason which is like why would you do that to your players?
If you hold the mouse 3 you get a cool camera that just shows like your face
It's like third person, but aiming at you. Yo Jarvis Jarvis cam
Yes, that's a reference to Iron Man. I don't know if you've seen the Iron Man movies. I just said yes
Good boy. Good boy. I saw I saw Iron Man one on like
TBS when I had the flu.
So like all I remember does he fight like Alcada?
Yes, he blows up a bunch of terrorists.
That's crazy!
He blows up a bunch of terrorists while ACBC plays.
That's all I remember about it.
The only thing.
I thought he was a good person.
He's actually based Justin because half of the movie he finds out that his company
selling the weapons to the terrorists who fights his own company.
He's a girl that comes to Iron Man.
Oh my god.
Yeah, that's one fever movie I've watched, and I also, in like the early 2000s, watched Mel Gibson's The Patriot.
Yes, dude.
And I don't remember one thing about that.
I remember exactly one thing about that.
Boots head gets knocked off by a cannonball.
For real?
Yeah, yeah.
I would tell you about how I knew a guy from school who like quit at blockbuster and let us let me and my mom walked in
He was like, you know five dollars for anything you want to keep because he was quitting and just pocketing the money
That's so sick and I thought I was genius because I got brave heart and it was to VHS
VHS is for five bucks. I'm getting one over on this fucking guy. I
Thought I was genius is very funny. I
Think I'm in a lobby. I don't know I just a play
I think you can join on me, maybe?
I think you have to anyway.
He's fucking ready to go, man.
I have to swap my mic over to be on the game.
Nothing?
I'm gonna make fun of you, because you're the only person I know in my wide knowledge of streamers that has to do stuff like this.
I just have to swap one cable, okay?
That's one more cable than anyone else in the planet.
I could just knock, but then I sound like I'm in an airplane hangar.
No, the price is just me making money. That's all. You paid the price, you can go do it now.
I'll see you for some reason.
I haven't been having that issue. Can I? Oh, I don't see you.
I see you as online but not in-game.
Invite to-
Oh, I've received your invitation.
Now see if all of us online are in-game.
Invite to-
Oh, I do!
Cory's supposed to be supposed to be in-game tonight, but-
I'm going to leave Discord.
Why?
You're deaf?
Oh, shit.
This is a game now.
I'm yapping.
Yep, yep.
This is time to get my fucking game on the screen?
Yep, yep.
So it says at the bottom what the game thinks you're saying?
Yes.
Which is funny because I'm not saying...
I did not say win piss, man!
man
i am concerned that this would be the greatest uh... out-of-contact screenshot
generator of all time
but that's okay
because as long as the as long as people are watching the clips with audio
and using reason it shouldn't be a problem
oh man dude a bunch of uh... death people are gonna hate you i didn't say
domino up
i support the death community
ice port
ice port
ice port
I support
So I explain it say the thing at the bottom and then say it again
Wait, wait, I think I need to
The FOV of 120 is too much for 13
Did y'all get what I I I feel like I'll let everyone like
Figured the game out on their own not that I play well
I'm not all that I know is that it's like that one game where you speak spells
So you guys say the spells out loud. It's also like repo
but it's it's an opposite repo you want to break stuff you don't want to break shit you just want
to break everything which is kind of genius actually get a wand free wand
yeah and then if you hold right click it'll tell you the spell names but you don't need to hold
right click to cast the spell you just need the wand in your hand up dog
you guys can't do that one though you can't do that one fair enough
How does it do that on the dog part?
Piss, piss, piss, piss, piss, piss, piss, piss, piss, piss, piss, piss.
I don't spoil anything, but you're going to love that later.
Oh, OK, OK.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So there's a lot of different spells, right,
when you get different wands and stuff?
You can get different wands.
You can buy wands.
Buy wands.
Dragon bone.
I like that one.
I don't know what.
You could also brew potions, but I did none of that.
Arrow.
I really only saw like no
Tempest oh
up dog
Yeah, see you never
arrow
Hello, hello. Oh, is it in game lobby in game boys tempest
Tempest arrow. Oh shitty fucking god arrow
Oh, you're fucking dead, bro, era growl, damn
This guy looks crazy dude, that's got you the crazy
This one you're a quarry up, bro, let's fuck Cory. Oh dude. That's all fucking up dog in that some bullshit
No, that's when he joins. Let's say what's blank blank and we'll all rise into the air and he'll fucking
I'm so down. That's such a good idea. It's it's so pure narrow. That works. Yeah, what
about narrow? I'm in the fire. But Bob. No, no, don't put on cool down. Don't put on
cool down. Who's going to be in there? Who the hell is that, man? Domino. It really
I think some saying Domino and when I say Domino I don't know.
Domino.
You able to do it?
I think the game looks like shit. I don't know why. That's something for me.
Oh I don't think the game looks like shit. I just mind game make me sit or not.
Oh you're not.
Corey?
Oh dude Corey.
Sorry I was setting it up.
Oh really? What's up Dom?
What's up dawg?
Oh shit.
Arrow.
What the heck?
Come here, come here, come here.
Come get a three one.
There you go.
Die.
That doesn't work.
No, that doesn't work.
I got a one, bro.
Tempest.
Arrow.
Oh, you're gonna play with this or some shit?
Arrow.
Oh no!
He figured it out!
I'll arrow.
It'll show you your current spells,
You don't gotta hold right quick.
Hey bro, Tempest.
I'm just kidding with Justin.
Aero.
What the fuck is he led to?
What the fuck?
Justin, you've played before,
leave the way, I don't know what the fuck it is.
I played for one hour,
but I'm not gonna get in there.
Get it started, yeah.
Holy shit.
Aero.
Okay.
No!
Fuck!
Aero.
Ah!
Oh no.
Oh
You have me looking like Orc umbyre from the end of physical asia
Oh damn
So is it just it's lethal?
Yeah, and if you push G you've got like little side
Contracts. Yeah, I broke something about that. I got money
Yeah, push push G. Monsters off the map. Yeah, you gotta beat them off
The face thing. Steel coins.
I'm getting off the map. Arrow.
Arrow. Logged.
Oh, that works way better than trying to pick it up.
Arrow.
Arrow.
Where'd you guys go?
Arrow.
Damn guys, I got something that says begin contract
What have I done
Guys if we clog the sinks or toilets
Yeah, I got a primordial thing.
Also, Mike's doing that.
So I don't know why.
Like, you can hear it, right?
There's some shit up there.
Oh, what's he got?
He's got a scroll.
Okay.
Yeah, if we clog Shinkster toilets, we get a chaos reward.
Arrow.
Up dog.
Also, the exit will look like a glowing blue tower.
Look, we have to climb it.
Uh, arrow.
Yeah.
Arrow.
What happened?
Oh, you have a pit!
That's me!
are there like um are there threats we need to watch out for yes oh like this
guy arrow
Oh
Tempest
Okay, come on man
So we can we can show monsters with our spells right era. Yeah, what the fuck? Oh, that's over night
You got it. You got it. You got it in with stuff like that.
Oh, yeah.
Take off.
I keep saying hero.
I'm ready, brother.
Where'd he go?
He's coming back down.
Good murder.
I'm right behind you Apollo, it's stuck, it's stuck, it's stuck, we're stuck, arrow!
Oh no, oh shit, arrow?
Oh no, oh shit.
up dog dog dog dog dog dog dog so
I got all fucked up
dog dog dog dog dog dog
come on cool down now
where's the tree?
can you
he's right there
he was right at the end of this there
oh he's chasing my ass
he's chasing my ass
up dog
up front
what there on
oh shit sent me
up dog
oh the heart is a little mad
he's coming
I
Ryan does he slice me with the sword
You guys okay
You can see your contracts
Arrow
Oh fuck oh fuck one second. Oh arrow
Oh shit, oh shit. I heard him. I heard him. I saw chaos. He's coming down
Mine my journey
Oh
Oh
He's sapped my man up. He's he really sapped my man up
That hurt. All right, you know my
There's more stuff to do over here and arrow arrow
Oh clogs sinks and toilets I have a quest for this
Yeah, to clog sinks and toilets.
Oh, I got you.
Oh, the candle went out.
Plus 20 each, bro.
Just saying no joke.
One has been clogged, by the way.
I don't know if you get it or not.
You see this shit, bro?
fucking blood rows
Look at blood rows. Oh a moonlight sage man
Phoenix feather
Yeah, I had a Phoenix feather as well
What the hell is door?
Oh, the door
Put a book inside of the sink it might clog it up. I think it counts. The whole thing is counting like one
Yeah, okay, hit it huge
I
Want of destruction oh shit careful careful. Oh shit use it use it
I'm gonna go bugle but no buggy then go away when I'm being
Where are you piece of shit are you okay?
Get the side I can't I'm on cool down. Hold on here. Where I'm when I
Miss I missed I'm looking miss it's hard
I'm on cool down. You need to break break LOS disappear again
We have five minutes by the way to find out the exit.
I think the exit was toward the bathroom.
Wham Wham.
I heard him.
I heard him, but he hurt me.
Wham Wham is the safest way out.
Send his ass to Tempest.
Hold on, Ron.
I'm going to eat the bacon.
He tanked it.
Wham Wham.
I'm going to die!
He's alive.
I gotta get out of here, I got one left.
If anyone does die, we can find a Registrar.
If I die, I kick my Wham Wham.
Of course.
Chill, bro.
Don't chill.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Eyes in here.
Anyone looking through that door and seeing Corey in a lot of trouble?
Wham Wham.
I don't care.
I don't care.
I'm gonna run away from the eye.
I saw Corey throwing spells out of Crazy.
Hello.
Hello
There's a lot of stuff. I just don't know I'm trying to get up both but it's too high
I'm dying right oh
Shit up dog
But he's a legend
Arrow
Are you?
Okay, okay
What's that thing?
It'll warp you somewhere else on the map, but occasionally you'll find a crystal that says like warp to exit.
Oh..!
Warped up, dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun.
i mean..
UP, DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN!
Arrow!
The shaniard of here!
Arrow's a big arrow.
Shit that!
Yea, I think I want to die on a fall.
Arrow!
Swag!
Arrow!
There's another telephone
This one says warplore. Oh, that one's stairs. Arrow. That's him
There's down. Oh, here's the exit. Whoa, I'm following the sound of your voice
Okay, I think we work back. No this way we work forward and
I can't do it oh no I'm sorry I didn't know what you turn my friend into a
fucking skeleton bro it had a has a big bigger aoe than I expected
I don't see the long time you don't need to get carry skeleton again does it
give you extra with it extra a-third
all right we should try to raise the follow yeah how do you know this is the
exit so the tower was all like oh okay yeah look kind of sick up here we
I think he's like fine. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, we really do anything. I
speak to yourself. We we clogged. Oh, we hit our goal. I guess we did 919. That's
true. I mean, you have three days. Oh, damn.
in the roof and their body is under the roof.
I stashed some stuff and I don't know where the stash is.
Of course his head is stuck in the roof.
I am hanging.
I see this.
Oh thank you.
Is that like the punishment for treason around here?
Maybe I'll try I try to keep some more space when I use my magic
Honda orb
Choose friend a bike
So we rescue a frog it gives you a present
Oh, I'm just not found in the basement by the way that you can pick up
You get a damn man. Oh, yeah, I'll do it
How do I wait ahead ahead of a
fresh water bro what is this
what are these things do you have any control over the over the strings
yes I do but it sucks it has numpad lines for them I don't have a fucking numpad
what the fuck is that
check out this one too
yo I've heard that somewhere
What do we do what do we do with all this all this stuff, man?
I'm studying a grimoire
Also studying the grimoire
Oops nevermind
up dog dog dog
interesting
go get out of here
there's like all these materials like what are you doing
yeah yeah I got a full stash right now
oh numpad up oh shit
what is uh echo me
whoa what the fuck
they made a freak version of you
and it's dancing now
What about poof me?
You turned into a healing potion
That's pretty sick
And the last one shrink on uh
All right, that's fun. That's fun
That is fucking sick
Does he know does he know
Oh, fuck.
It's terrible money, so Paula spends all our money on it.
Oh, okay.
But it was worth it, man.
I think it's a real big deal.
Were you guys able to sell?
How do you sell?
Can I sell on this ship?
You can sell stuff.
You have to have it in your hand.
I don't know.
I still can't find the stash.
I think it's underneath, Justin.
Because I sold it.
It was a pile of shit.
Hold stash.
There's stash.
What the hell?
There you go.
We got some more?
Do you sell stuff?
Yeah.
Do you sell stuff?
Yeah.
I'm not selling that, obviously.
I'm selling it.
The tambourine?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever. We don't need no tambourine, man.
You're dual wielding?
I'm dual wielding.
Can you echo me?
Oh my god, that's creepy.
Guys, have I raised my voice level or have I raised your voice level?
level. I don't know, I don't know you sound normal. You can do manual re-balancing in the
options menu. Why are people too quiet or too loud? Just in case. Arrow. What the fuck?
Arrow. Up dog! Dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog.
Oh shit. How do I get rid of my candle?
You can sell it to her or to go dead.
Okay, okay.
Wait, I'm hitting it.
I'm hitting it though.
I'm hitting it.
Wait.
Yeah, yeah, you can be kind of hitting it.
I'm fucking hitting it.
How do you do that?
You gotta hit it.
Hit what though?
You're hitting that like, that green sleeve shit, man.
Or was that the grid?
Also, Pory, if you, if you hold mouse three, you get a cool camera that just
stares at your own face.
Oh my god, yep.
If you ever wanted to.
Oh god.
That's what your mouth looks like, huh?
Yeah
Yeah, this feels like I think this is the like most well-made well-made friend slot game I've seen yet
Really good echo. It's literally not echo arrow. Yep
What the heck amateur arrow?
Arrow
My damn long wasn't what the fuck
Gee eat monsters to face steel coin still
You need to be able to ride
Fucking chill bro
Just trying to go through the damn door and something comes crashing in on me
I mean that's something with me tempest
Yeah, look at my shit, bro nice nice breeze
I thought but I can't like it well
Can't
He's a million man. Oh fuck
I think I shrink on it
Thanks, that's all the second time a teammate is there
Oh shrink on it
That doesn't work. I'm new to shrink. Yeah, I mean this is tempest
Yeah, fuck you
I need wham wham again
Is this a cube or what is it?
Yeah, this is a gelatinous cube, bro.
That old song and dance.
Watch out, guys. I got a candlestick.
Oh, yeah, hit him with it. Set him on fire.
Ah! Hold up. Yes.
Care. Purple care.
I'm casting my spell. Arrow!
What the fuck?
You're not supposed to be in shit.
Ah, ah, ah, ah, watch this shit.
Up, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down.
Oh shit, sorry, watch out.
Yeah, fuck you, buddy.
Do he spinny, right?
I'm running this down.
I got flank.
Fuck you.
No!
Arrow.
Now he's got a bunch of metal sticking out of him and he's still chasing me.
Arrow.
You will be killed, bro.
I'm gonna fucking die!
I'm gonna fucking die!
I'm dead!
I'm fucking up dog!
Up dog!
Up dog!
Up dog!
Up dog!
Up dog!
Up dog!
One second, I got the kill shot.
Updog?
I'm going to die.
Bye, Ryan.
Wait, I'm the goat.
Arrow.
Don't fucking kill me, let me do updog again in three seconds.
Updog.
Oh, shit.
Ryan, if we keep going this way it's gonna exit.
Are they alive?
Uh, Cory's alive.
We haven't fucking done any of our shit though, bro
Yeah, but like sometimes maybe just living is all that's needed. That's true
I'm not going back down to that mimic man. I can tell you that yeah
Well, you think it's scary there imagine picking up a pot to throw at a cube that's a centimeter away from you
And that fucker pops out
Grab the war
We can at least a face some shit on the way out true tempest
Oh, Jesus. Holy fuck, bro. That was kind of awesome.
This looks like the face of Arrow. Yeah, fuck you, man.
Fucking Astrolabe, dude. Arrow. Holy shit.
Oh! I got to stick this guy in the ass.
drink on it
yeah yeah but this is what you wanted
but i bet this is the type of she were all about
work into extraction
thank you daddy
thank you for the warped atty
thank you for the work
i can't i can't go away
i can't i can't
no no you countered me you countered me
Who the hell's this motherfucker?
I don't know. Oh, man.
Wait, you casted a doppelganger, bro?
I did. I thought my word...
It turns out when you have a bunch of spells, sometimes you accidentally just say stuff.
So this is the exit, by the way.
Yeah, the exit.
Not the moon door, but like one level.
Oh, our total's going up, so they're still smashing stuff.
Oh, okay. Tempest.
Oh yeah, here's the exit.
I'll just smash some shit while we wait for them.
I can find some shit to smash anyway they're they're fucking truck it bro
And just don't get lost tempest
Arrow
Yeah burn that shit up arrow
He's fucking destroyed. Oh wait. There's a frog right here, but there's also a big scary guy arrow
I think I'm on are you alive? I don't think he's alive y'all
What happened what happened to you guys watch out Paul has been killed
Can you hear me
Can you hear me Justin I can hear you can you hear me?
I don't give a fuck about me man.
Where is the red shrine?
Oh shit.
I figured you're all dead.
Oh!
I don't know what that is, man.
I don't know what that is, man.
I don't know what that is, man.
I don't know what that is, man.
I don't know what that is, man.
I don't know what that is, man.
I didn't say the Apollo word.
Oh, ok, ok.
Apollo died.
This is the extract but I'm...
We should try to find the red shrine if there's a problem.
Ok, I'm on eleven life though.
Yeah, that's fair. That's fair.
Well, if you die, I'll rescue you.
Oh, well, you know what? Fair enough.
Fair enough.
Shit looks like Dark Souls 2, man.
For real.
Yeah, I don't know what signifies the Red Shrine.
Watch out, there's a guy here with a sword.
Oh, a sword.
Arrow.
I hit him with that thing.
I will do the same.
Oh shit, so Daniel Ford is skew
Bring it back. I got another one for him
Cory rest me
That was gay. I didn't need your body or anything. Oh, why would you do that? Why would you do that?
I think I'm gonna leave shit
He shrunk your ass
He's trying to silence you
I'm happy I got my wand back. What the hell there was a there was a trap door make it with a like get that fucker through
I could chill
I love how you're not standing like your feet aren't really on the ground
bro thinks he's up dog but he's being held up by his shoulder just like on a
coat hanger sorry y'all I missed the extraction that's all good well I had to
I
Apollo was so upset when I died I thought it was because of my death
I
Think I died I came all the way back from the dead Corey said some horrible words his voice got all demonic
Wait, that's what you- Oh, did it?
Yeah, that's sick.
Yeah, yours goes crazy.
It's pretty sick.
Minor Archie.
Are you buying this?
Oh, there's a grotesque one.
So much to buy that if we have enough.
I want- We need five more dollars.
We might have some shit in this.
Oh, oh.
Oh.
I'm buying the grotesque one.
Up dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog.
We need to get the model.
There you go.
Here, go ahead and check this out.
Oh, fuck.
Oh no!
Yeah.
Oh no!
Oh no!
Oh.
You wanna see something else good?
Fish yuck.
Oh!
Turn his ass into a pig, bro!
What?
What?
What?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
seems kind of cool to do any damage I know there's sometimes a side mission that
you have to like pissing stuff so that it was gone what the hell can we and I like
how you bought I like how you bought that one but there's two more that are
like minor arcana and I really wanted to see allusions out of these people
I have been using it.
Oh, that's the only one?
You stupid cats.
Oh, God.
You stupid cats.
You can also just pick him up?
No.
The pissens...
Oh, you're true.
Oh!
What the hell?
What the hell?
The pissens of the snob.
What does it do?
It makes it bigger.
Does it explode it after?
What did you get that?
Piss yet me.
I don't know, I found it in the stash.
Are you so? Are you choosing the notes?
Yeah!
Yeah, you can pick the notes.
And they're bound to numpad if you have a numpad.
Damn.
Up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up.
This heck.
Wait, is your fish skill off cooldown?
off cooldown i want to test something yeah uh no 10 seconds 10 seconds okay oh we can
yeah tiny fish
hang on a second okay fish me bro shrink honor fish yeah fish yeah fish yeah
Yeah, hello, I'm talking I'm talking here
There's Joel bro, you're going Joel mode. Yeah, no he's spinning on it man
I'm Joel y'all damn
That's fucking awesome it sounds insane
Does the shop get more ones you just have to find them I genuinely
This yuck
You piss on the booger and it explodes.
Yeah.
Wait, that's kind of awesome.
We're kind of going to be unstoppable.
Good.
Oh, shit.
One second.
Pissing my.
Oh, you turned into a hell.
OK.
Yeah.
You say pissing on my.
Wait, what?
Watch this.
Pissing the tornado.
Tempest.
Let's go.
Aw.
Nah.
Is it making it bigger?
No.
I don't think any like computer
processor on the planet could handle the fluid dynamics of what that would entail so that's fair
there's a lot of years not yeah you can you can duel the wands and you get all the spells
oh really you even uh you even got a hero
Don't worry about it nephew
It's like a puppet he's being like held up like his feet are like backwards
He looks hilarious
You have like you have like dinosaur legs
I don't know how to de-face this shit looks kind of cool.
Yeah, something going on there.
Arrow.
Maybe like breaking windows or something.
Well, there's like a arrow.
Oh, God.
Well, there you go. You look at that shit on fire. That might deface it.
There's paintings, right? Yeah.
Light the paintings on fire. There's a trap door here.
Oh, what the fuck?
Oh, okay. Kind of hurt me.
Hi.
What's the matter? Oh, weeping willow amber.
The stash, please not so much. Oh and then uh ten gold
For you to face I can't be saying yo cuz I just
Gotta help them there and there in the hell up
I think we lost
I'm not sure if he's dead or not, but he's dead.
He's gone, he's gone, he's off the map.
No, no, there's still a slime falling us.
Up dog, dog, dog, dog, dog.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He shrunk the knight and threw him off.
Oh, that's kind of awesome, actually.
Really?
That is, yeah.
Arrow.
Oh, fuck.
Yeah, there's some AOE on that.
Oh, did we kill one of them?
Oh, that was your, that was your echo.
Oh, you know?
Hold on, let me, uh...
Up dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog.
oh fuck he's huge I don't oh you piss he hates your pants looking awesome dude
by this I love what about his eye in here
Where'd he go
That's fucking awesome arrow
Arrow
Waste of my life for two chaos, bro. I don't think so.
Well, well, well, what have we here?
Oh, some more gold for us.
Some defacable ship for sure. Arrow.
Okay, so...
We know that Pistya counters slot. We know that...
Arrow.
I can scout I found a locked door
lock door there's a locked door
oh okay where about a gate on the second floor of the tower back stop done complete I wonder
Guys, guys!
I found the exit, by the way.
They can't hear me well, so I'm using my flute to communicate.
I feel like we got to do some Zelda shit up here.
What?
Well, arrow.
You can't tell me this isn't some Zelda shit, bro.
Arrow.
Remind me.
Ah, fuck.
Hello?
Does anyone have a fire spell?
No.
No, but there's the candles, right?
Yeah, yeah, I've been trying to light these braziers over here, man.
get these braziers might unlock this gate like a doodoo doodoo.
Oh, see the type of shit I'm on right now.
I do.
I'm okay.
Oh.
Oh, this one's right under.
Oh, I see your, your, hang on.
Yeah.
Whoa.
What the heck?
Did it open?
What was that?
That sounds like a door opening sound.
That was...
is not did it light I don't know I heard doo doo doo doo doo doo that's it
sort of I yeah and of course we don't have this out the guy there was a gate
downstairs oh was there let me let me take a peek
I'm sure whatever bro look at me see if I jacked him I like I've left them to happen
I need to get back up dog up dog I'm gonna I'm gonna try again Corey I'm gonna try
try to up dog myself and then light the brazier.
Hello.
What's up, dog?
Dude, I think if we can light these fucking braziers
with the candles, we're going to open the gate upstairs
and get a treasure chest.
You really think so?
Did you not hear the jingle that went, doodie doodie doodie?
Yeah, I don't know what we did to do that, but.
OK, ready?
Watch this.
Up dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog,
dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog.
You might need like a hand towel candle.
Oh, fuck.
No.
I'm going to plug him through.
Oh, man.
Yeah, I'd need a candle somewhere.
There was one.
Whoa.
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know if I'm the type of guy for that.
Might be better with a fire wand,
where you can just go like fireball.
They say oh shit. Oh shit. Yeah. Yeah, I just
Well, this blue is fuck at least
Apollo's out. Oh
He must have died good smartest gamer of all time
Oh
Do you think you can see us?
Yeah, I'm gonna piss on a cube over here. I gotta see yeah, so let's watch that. Let's watch this
Justin Ogress to me this spray
That's awesome and dude
That is fucking cool.
Fucking real.
What do you think Apollo is up to? Maybe he did the Zelda shit.
Other stuff up there, a break.
Up, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down.
So real.
Arrow.
Arrow.
Okay, I'm going exploring.
We should probably like find, well Apollo said he found the exit, right?
Hello.
Well done.
Yeah, we should have.
I know, I saw the answer.
Oh, a fucking toad, bro.
Wait, well, bring that shit home.
Never mind, no, it's not.
Oh, yeah, that's just some garbage.
Oh, I bet you, you know,
if I could turn one of us small,
we could probably just get some there.
Wade, you're a genius.
Well, I don't know where Paul is at.
But I don't know where Paul is at.
That's so fucking real, man.
Anyone still here?
Guys, what do you think about the the model of life as a Metroidvania?
Yeah. You kind of start it. Oh shit. Never mind. That gate's all pier too.
Hmm. Hmm. Uh, this young. Not a bad idea.
Oh fuck, I could move that with me.
Not my intention. Fuckin' legs.
Yeah, I think that maybe like life is kind of like a metroidvania in the sense
you kind of start you have access to like all these awesome end game abilities
that your parents have provided for you like you know hopefully a safe place to
live and like food and shit like that comfort recreation and then in your
early adulthood it's like you have a forced death to the boss that will
eventually be the final boss and then you spend like the rest of your
life trying to get those abilities back like one by one. What do you think
about that. Kind of struck me this morning. I just got wave beam. Yes, man. That's that's
one of the best. I personally I like missile arrow and also ice. I feel like ice is a
really good ability but anyone still in this guys I was talking about Metroid
double jumps pretty good too I mean I'll just level with you if you guys are
spectating me right now you made a huge mistake you should have known not to
evac without the guy who doesn't know where he's going in any game ever so it's
gonna be at least another minute of you just watching me walk around to the
same spots we've already been. I guess I haven't checked this out yet. Anything
going on down here? Arrow! Fuck it, bro. Oh, damn. I think we've already been here,
man. Someone's already been here at least. 32 seconds, huh? Anybody? Oh, here we are
Again
Well arrow
That's fine
Ryan come on man
Extract it. I don't know where extract is bro
How would I know what extract is I don't live in a castle?
I don't know
Also, you guys gotta turn me up. You guys gotta turn the our guy
When I'm like an era waiver here, what is boys?
Abraham's the boss you're proving my point right now
Yeah
What is this atomari shit?
arrow
Damn 73 gold 73 gold
Heeey, right here, maybe that's what we needed.
No, it's the type of shit that takes you to the dross, man.
Come on, come on.
Oh, he's purchased a blessed wand, right?
Oh, shit, that's...
Frog?
Wait, wait, wait. This guy, I got the frog.
What the fuck are you talking about, bro? I got a frog. I got a...
I gotta get him
How do you drop how do you drop shit cute?
Just put out five gold he's spitting out gold because I rescued him
Can you sell the frog you know if you have a basement key maybe this is the basement down there
There is I think he's probably in a mess
About this door that says requires a key requires a key. Oh shit. He look at that right there
Ryan's played some video games before look at this oh fuck
well you oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I'll
scare you put a healer all right let's check this shit yeah bro it's one of
stamina boosts empty bottle there's just gold oh dude you blasted the gold
Stop it
Stunning potions? Oh, you can make potions? What is happening?
You got put into a tornado. Why? I think you're casting spells man
Wait, what the hell? Oh, this does gotta make potions
There's a bunch of gold
Check this out, bro. You want a sip of the infernal brew?
Do you want some golem go dance? Oh shit, if I get warped, bro
Yo, yo, you gotta take a hit of this give me a
Potions where you go?
Potion
Zippy potion the point fast flight potion that's probably obvious
I had a feeling it probably just took you back to the start, but that's kind of swag regardless
We're kind of legendary with it.
I should buy a new one.
Wand of wind is not doing it, man.
Fuck it, bro.
Fuck it.
Actually, our minor arcane would be huge because isn't arcane like fucking fire and
shit like that?
I might need that to solve some puzzles.
Oh, fuck.
I got an idea.
Grab Anna!
Oh, fuck. Grab Anna!
Oh!
What the fuck was that?
Grab Anna.
Oh, you grab one of my notes, man.
It's illusions again.
Lux on that.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Lux Vita. Oh my god. I guess that's a heel. There's a little red bat on me. Oh shit.
Is he putting it over the rainbow?
I know what you're doing that you core used to listen without on his stream all the time
that's where you'll find me
you think this takes us to the basement?
yeah yeah it absolutely does
yeah just the portal takes you to the basement
Luxana bro
just not dropping a little bit more
Luxana
Anyway, I hope you guys would have more goofy spells with those, those all the spells seem
useful.
Yeah okay watch this, grab on a bitch.
Oh fuck.
Say grab on a bitch and then grab me.
You can use the fucking door for 10 bucks.
Chuck them off the map.
You do what?
Yeah I do think I can chuck them off the map.
Oh hell yeah, do it.
Teleportana.
Oh fuck.
Astral Wand.
Oh, dude, I can't buy that.
Wand of minor arcane?
Yeah, yeah, I can do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Lux on it.
Oh my gosh.
Uh, blink.
Oh, fuck.
That's right!
Dude, I gotta go get my green war, man.
What the fuck?
You swapped me.
Oh, fuck.
Benchful spear, ass.
What the fuck?
The fuck is Anna Portell-
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
You check them.
If this kills you, I'm so sorry.
Fart on him?
Here.
Oh, fuck, fire.
Wanda, fire.
Teleport on him.
Wanda telekinesis.
On a portella.
Astrolux.
Ooh.
That's fucking crazy
Oh, what is that?
Oh, you've probably seen it before.
Yeah, I do.
Holy shit.
Fire's gotta be crazy.
I'm gonna have to show it to you, Ryan.
Yeah.
Pick that up, and when Astro...
You're just dribbling fire out of your throat.
Oh, yeah, he talks.
Talk while you're doing that.
Oh, I see.
I gotta go...
I gotta go...
I gotta go...
Astro...
You said active.
You said active.
It's not active.
Hey!
Oh
Careful you have to shop keep and they got mad. Oh shit. Oh fuck. Oh fuck. Oh, yeah, I can post it up Justin Ignis legs
I'll talk to man
Legs is so fucking funny. Wait, I dropped the wrong one. I think even this boom
Yeah, just and I gave you that I gave you the wrong one
What do you think it do you think you've talked to that do you think it's bigger like Justin's big miss tongue
Joe I'm doing
All right, Justin this is for you
That's a ball. Oh, that's a ball. It is a ball. It's a ball. Oh, it's a share
Astral eyes in this bomb. Oh
Oh
This is what she really felt it is what she really felt like at the festival
And bro grab on a
This is fucking okay, I have three wands now. I don't think I need the astral on
This was Apollo's original one if you can you can you sell wands back if they're like trash and
Oh Jesus
Where were you?
We don't fucking college man. Oh my god, you grab on it
That's it that's from pretty far I like that I fucking I got it not holding looks on it
Oh, we are gonna try to sell this astral wand if it doesn't do anything cool
Go ahead and try I want to see what the telekinesis does this we'll have the swap and the blame
Those are pretty useful. I mean, um, I don't know we could just buy it. We do
This is uh, this is horror
Wait is rigged on the hold on chats got just got a sick idea in this room
How do you how do you know I'm so fucking sick, bro? I feel I feel like I feel like now I feel like
Oh, you could send your little copy in here, I can shrink on us. That's awesome
I'm ready when you guys are you guys got to learn how to play green sleeves on the loot and then we can walk out to this shit
I don't know, I think I just used it, I don't know.
Egg miscalculation?
You cooked him bro, you cooked him!
I'm gonna take that away!
Are you guys ready?
Yes sir!
By the way, I do have a revived potion still too.
Oh shit.
more percent of it
what the fuck
you're a damn stone man
you became a fucking rock or like a cushion or something
he's stone
wait could you turn yourself into a rock and then we throw you at shit
you can't hear me anymore
okay I can hear you cause I can probably hurt you with this fire wand now
I can hear you.
I'll be the battle guy.
Luxana!
Swag.
Oh I don't have air署ows anymore.
Arrow!
Teleportana?
Arrow!
Hey follow us, set this poor tower on fire.
Arrow!
Up dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog.
I'm a fucking mage, bro. I can do whatever I want. I'm on the damn roof. It literally is Dark Souls 2. I'm in the Lost City of Bastille.
What the fuck?
Wait, doesn't have to, let me try my thing.
I mean...
I mean...
I mean.
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do.
Yeah.
I'll kill him.
Teleportana.
Up dog, up dog, up dog, up dog, up dog, up dog, up dog.
No!
Up dog, up dog, up dog.
Ah!
No!
No!
Teleportana.
Guys!
Oh, what the fuck?
Oh, shit.
Oh, fuck.
Teleportana.
Updog.
Updog, updog, updog, updog, updog, updog.
On a teleporter on a portellet on a portellet
I live bitch
I'm done you need help. Yeah, I mean fucking help look at me, bro
Arrow tempest
Tempest arrow and a portellet
Oh
I can blink no, I have it change stop this crazy thing
Guys I need fucking help up here. I'm dying
Six-hound bro, okay, you're not gonna believe this shit
Over there
Yeah, yeah, don't go there
They'll fucking pick you up and carry you a hundred meters into the sky and then drop you down Lux Vita
Holy shit, Luxana.
Oh, that healed myself.
Oh my god, you're booking saving my life.
Oh my god, you're a legend.
OK, now that I'm healed, watch this shit.
Let's call this a fucking cautionary tale, OK?
Watch this shit right here.
You're going to love this.
Keep your eyes on the skies, bro.
Teleportana.
Up dog, up dog, up dog, up dog, up dog, up dog, up dog.
I don't know if you can hear me.
I feel like Alex Honnold on Taipei 101.
Keep your eyes fucking peeled, bro.
Oh, don't fucking stay asleep now after everything we've fucking been through, you motherfucker.
Good, good, thank you for bringing me back.
He didn't bring you back, he's...
He's locked with you.
Okay, well, now he's going to know what it's like, bro.
The guard was just kind of standing there.
You are, you're a fucking, look at this shit.
Look at that shit!
Oh shit!
I fucking told you.
He blinked away.
That's pretty safe.
Well, we gotta smash some stuff. Yeah. Yeah, sorry
Try this shit on a portella
Kind of swag right?
Are we just gonna abandon Corey over there by the way? I
Mean he really did go over there and then he saved my life and then we went well, we got to go smash some stuff
Corey, are you here?
Corey, doth thou exist still?
I think I did hear someone go, AHH!
Corey!
Bro, fuck that.
I know, bro.
Is that just to like stop you from being up there or what?
I don't know.
Oh, okay.
Oh, I'm sorry.
On a portella
Lux Vita saved you a step, bro
Saved you a click
Lux on a
Lux Vita. All right, we can fucking play again core your your healing bat is
Came through in the clutch. Let's put it that way. I think you're that's your heel by the way
This blue thing
Yeah, that's your spells. Yeah, it's just light
No, no, no, no. You're the bats. You're making the bats. I'm not the bat guy.
No, no, no. When you cast the one, it did a red bat that spat HP on me.
That's because you did the same spell at the same time.
Like, you said Lux, Lux, whatever.
Lux on him.
And you got the...
See? Is this bat right here?
No, he was already there.
your gaslight your gaslight in the fuck out of me right now what's it what's the
other one I don't have another one bro you do the other one Lux Vita yeah bro
oh you're right on my bed I mean when you said the words like his bat popped
out and started spitting health in me yeah I didn't see the bat on my oh sick
My heel you too, but he did yeah, yeah, yeah, Bucks on up where they add you think I
Just keep walking around in circles
Maybe this way
No, that's the damn off any guest. Yeah
Oh, there's another there's a different up over here. Oh
Maybe the door here
I think this is where we started.
What the fuck is that?
What the heck?
Put that in the damn stash.
Yeah, dude.
Let me try something.
Oh, there's gonads here.
Grab Anna.
All right, I was trying to grab Anna.
Holy fuck.
That was Ken hurt you for sure.
Ken definitely hurt you.
Oh.
I wonder if I got Crouch under it or something.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Holy fuck, Ken hurt you for sure. Ken definitely hurt you.
Wonder if I got crouch under it or something. Could be swag.
Buxana?
So we're just gonna walk around huh? You don't know where to go either.
Where are these guys, man? Where are these guys?
This is where we...
No, this is not where we came from.
this this way I hear you there's a teleporter there let me see warp West why
not bro I'm taking this
Here we go.
Hello.
Oh.
Whoa.
Are you fucking doing that?
Bro, I can see you doing the maze.
come on go the other way oh wait no you're swag
I'll put it on.
I'll pick this level.
No, it's just, it's, it's voice acting.
I was tired.
But I don't understand this.
Talk backwards, let me have that pitch.
You didn't get, I didn't get this.
That's based on, huh, it's based on pitch?
Oh!
Oh!
No!
That try again?
again again okay okay let's fucking do this shit grab on
Yeah, that was kind of awesome, right?
There's a wand in there.
Yeah, yeah, they did a puzzle.
I'm fucking dying because you're still fucking tempest.
What's the wand of the leaves dying?
Oh, I already have that.
You guys can have that as well.
I'm just kidding.
I always sell it to you. Let's go before you can heal me, right?
Lux Vita as you see this motherfucker at the top of this thing or is that our guy? That's the extra. Oh shit
Wait, but we're not a quote. Oh, it doesn't matter. It's night one. We got three days. Oh my god
Wait, wait, wait, don't open don't open Ignis legs grab on
Okay, bro just fucking ran in I was gonna use my big purple hand to open the door
Oh
Yeah, see how funny it is teleport on a bitch. Oh wait
On a teleport up on a portella
What the fuck there's a big chest up here you liars is there yeah, I got ten gold
On a portella
Oh, look at you.
Oh!
Swap!
On a portello.
Do you like gamblers?
Oh, I'm going for it, please.
Where'd he go, man?
Oh, there he is.
Oh, what the?
Oh, fuck.
What the hell?
Grab Anna.
Oh, fuck.
Loose me.
Let's beat it.
Loose me.
Oh, try to drink me.
Grab Anna.
My inventory is full.
Grab on it.
Drink on it.
Drink on it.
Teleport on it. Do we have to leave before the time's up?
I think so.
Whatever.
Yeah, grab on it, bro.
Yo, your wands are too big for you, man.
Oh, shit.
Oh, it's so good.
We won't get owned that day.
And that, the best part, they actually believed me about the Gargoyles after it happened to
them.
The Gargoyles was horrible, man.
I couldn't get off the roof.
That was a Ronde Fire, guys.
That seems clutched.
That's, that's core.
Is that different than the one you have?
Uh, I guess not.
I don't know.
I don't know. I thought it was a problem like on the
There's no thing.
The fraudlers.
Yes sir.
You get for that?
I didn't see a frog yet.
I'll get him to puke that up.
Give me five bucks.
Can you sell him back after you?
I don't know if they're like they give you five gold a day per for all or something. Oh
Is that it?
They already got their goal today, okay. Oh nice. She put that rug in there. Yeah, pass your bingkong
He's going
Someone else there's someone else want a blessed wand. It's like a heel
They're pretty cool.
I have two.
I mean to be fair, I'm not really using the wand other than the new Shrinkana.
I like the idea of having a jack.
Grab Anna.
Fuck you.
To be fair, the Ekko me combos kind of does.
Corpus animal?
I thought I didn't get to use Corpus animal.
I don't know what this one does.
You can't be talking like that.
Corpus has got to be like corpse right so it's probably a thing yeah, yeah, that's what I think
There's someone's wand on the ground I
So I wonder one of wins one of wins
I guess you might if I take a you might buy buy another firewall. I can do it bro. Oh
What else wants to heal on top what did minor Arkeens do
once was a ship that came to sea
I don't remember
name of the ship was dependent on a
right
Ryan has it
that's the grab light teleport up and teleport down
oh man that's kind of sick
I'm going to bind me to that
I'm going to get rid of this
the weller has not come to bring me she'll guarantee and grown
I still can't get over your legs.
I'm still all fucked up too?
Yes.
Lexana.
It's Odea.
Lexana.
It is.
It's really nice to have light.
Oh, it's light.
Teleportana.
Teleportana.
Teleportana.
Teleportana.
Teleportana.
Oh, you have two charges in the beast, man.
That's nice. I get it. So do you so do you so do you grab on it? You did it. You did it. Oh
You can go grab on a grab on it
That's nice or like grab on it
Grab on it
Probably oh we can roll that's right
same ones and rolling again. What the fuck, bro?
Astral blue. Same ones, man. Maybe we, maybe we, you be seeing them all.
Then we fucking light her up. Shrinker and then let's send her to the
shadow room. Drink on her.
Oh shit, the mask. She's immune.
oh shit yes sir
oh I got to hit the rigged on
the fourth and conjured care
yes sir
I've always wanted to be a fucking druid man
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
alright
era
I don't put that
yeah
I don't bat
I don't bat
What, where are we? What did you do?
I fucking teleported you down.
Ignis, come on.
Fuck!
On a portella.
Surprise.
Oh my god.
Fuck it, buddy.
Let's chill out, man.
On a portella.
Tempest.
On a portella.
What's on a portella?
No, he's kidnapping me!
On a portella.
Oh yeah, oh yeah, Ignis ledges.
Okay, we're on the bottom floor now, guys.
Can you do all of them backwards?
How do you figure that out?
Uh, that one was in the Grimlock.
I don't know. I don't know. Maybe there's Anagrab?
Meepoo?
Anasol?
Ana Shrink.
Oculus Float.
Oh, what if you have like a Shrink Ana Ana Ana Ana Ana?
Which one you got here?
Shrink Ana Ana Ana Ana.
Teleport Ana goes up.
Oh, shit.
Ana Portella goes down.
out.
Magnet coming.
Oh, it's off the map.
That's gotta be...
Trabana!
Who's whistling like a damn wolf from...
I would do that.
That's a monster, bro.
Arrow.
Yeah.
Tempest. Sorry, Wilson.
Not my intention. Not my intention.
Arrow.
Arrow.
times with piss reward a hundred chaos. Yeah, I gotta find a slime and piss on it. Uh teleportata.
Arrow. Yeah, we're fucking talking bro. Teleportata. Okay. So that quest should be done. Nope. That
was only one. Bucks on it. In the spoon. I don't know where that went. Oh, I see where
went in the tongue arrow arrow tempest wait I see guys I see something in the
distance I see a fucking I see our fucking extract bro I don't know how to
I'm gonna ping it but I fucking see it.
Gotta be some good shit in here.
I love Portana.
Oh fuck.
Teleportana!
There's a trapdoor here.
Oh shit.
Motherfucker, bro.
There's a man, there's mushroom men on me.
Oh, what the fuck.
I have an idea.
Teleportana.
It doesn't work on him.
What if I get on a Portela, bro?
What the fuck is this little thing man he's talking to you?
They're saying some chicken things bro. They're saying some shit
Ain't no kiss. Ain't no kiss
Ah! Oh my god
Are you okay?
I got turned into one
They got turned into one
the one teleport on that's good shit that you fucking killed him that was
awesome we need a healer yeah thank you sir thank you let's meet up
Oh, yay! Dude, that's just OP, man.
Oh, shit. Let's do it.
We got 100 chaos for that, bro. That was awesome.
That's good.
Another teleporter here, too.
You hear that?
I'm hearing some teleportana-type shit.
Teleportana.
I
Not a fucking chicken grab on a link
Luxana arrow tempest tempest
What's up, ouch
Watch out. There's a there's an angry man on the next floor up. We might need a
uh um you might need a damage spell yeah i think you might be pretty good with this what is this
oh what it broke my my phallus broke oh oh shit bro and look at this this fella's down here now
tempest
What's Vita?
Ignis done.
Huge, huge.
What's Vita?
Huge coin that was huge.
Corpus anima.
Arrow.
Oh she does.
Fuck that.
Teleportata.
What's up yet?
surprise brah now i'm plugging nowhere
on a portella
tempest
grab on
he's tweaking brah grab on
Teleportado!
Fuck this shit, bro.
Bro's getting teapot.
Is anyone else still alive? Arrow!
Arrow! Teleportado!
teleport on
teleport on
teleport on
teleport on
guys I'm on the roof with 4 HP can anyone hear me
Teleporta Ana
Up dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog
Okay bro, I know my place
Hello fellow wizard, fellow wizard
Ana Portela
Oh, you got yeah, you got a buggy died on top of their building. They said like a star over your head
Well, I think when you do that spell you get like seeing people's walls or some shit. Yeah, but it was before that
Oh
Jesus Christ man
Is everyone fucking dead? Why did it get so scary man?
Echo me
I have Corey screaming at a distance
He's just screwing around.
That's all my doppelganger.
You just terrifying me.
It goes crazy mode on here.
Oh shit, my wands must be up there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
How far?
I'll put that on me up there.
Hold it.
Yeah, whoops.
I can't, oh.
Blink.
Yeah, I'll do it better.
I'll put that on.
Okay, it's somewhere it should be ready to die now. Is that like I wonder if that
removes the ability oh yeah 300 seconds still that's awesome
Oh, I'm your ones not I don't know there's a product unless it's a follows
up again hey yeah maybe they fell off they might have fallen off yeah yeah it's crazy
in there dude was a Justin that wasn't Justin and then it was awful yeah it's
creamy yeah it was so funny watching these guys talk and then I went over to
to you and it was, AHHHHHHHHHH!
What kill did you teleport kill yourself?
Me?
I tried to make a really really long jump to get over here with like 4 HP.
I was able to- I thought I heard you going dog, dog, dog, dog, and you just like disappeared.
Yeah.
Oops.
I tell ya.
Oops.
I tell you.
They are going to crush me.
We're doing an awesome job, yeah.
Guys, I might need to buy a wand.
That's like, I'm wanderless.
I'll need to buy another one. Oh wait, what's going on? Any gold, huh?
Or test ones there are the visions and uh you can get your 15 gold from the frogs, right? Oh, yeah
Okay, bro, give me grotesque
What is the hat that's the grotesque one bro piss chuck. Oh, okay this one
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Piss yuck, piss yuck, piss yuck.
Piss yuck!
Oh no, we'll be right in the fishpest one, man.
I'll say, yeah, yeah, I gotta go read the grimoire, if you'll excuse me.
Must consult the ancient texts.
I guess I'm fucking kills at least, man.
What are we reading the remore for?
Oh shit, you ready for this shit?
Dub pissing ya off.
This ain't Dub.
I got the split stream, bro!
You pissing?
Oh wait, there's like, oh I gotta read this.
I got the damn splitter.
Merci.
Hey, you just come here.
What the fuck was that?
Maybe it's balls.
Wow!
Ouch.
Ouch. Merci.
What is that I'm doing?
Yeah. Merci.
What am I doing?
Why do I gotta speak French?
Oh, it's just a dog-dog-dog thing. Yeah.
Oh, there's nothing for...
Telekinesis.
What is...
Locke?
Atchoo?
What is that?
Atchoo?
dumb piss yuck
Yeah, we're freaking talking. Hello. Thank you
Atchoo atchoo dumb piss yuck
Swag
I
Can use it on you
That's you this yuck. Oh, she'll know love
All for no love no, no, no doesn't work on her trade
No, he's on an item what the hell it's all glowy
Oh, shit.
Pull up!
There it is.
What the hell?
Oh, does it make it lighter?
It's useful for, like, I could turn a boss into, I could turn enemies into fish, and
you could, like, do that stuff and you just throw them away.
Yeah.
I chew it, chew it, chew it, chew it, chew it, chew it, chew it.
Why am I doing this?
What happened to me?
Chew out.
Chew out.
Poop.
How'd you double piss?
It's this.
Dub piss yuck.
Dub piss yuck.
There!
I'm not sure.
Damn.
Okay.
Anyone else?
I'll take the left stream.
Someone else want to take the right stream.
Offer.
Oh, Offer.
Who's Offer?
What?
I thought it would let me swap.
Trade Offer.
I receive all of the light on top of my head.
Yeah.
Offer.
Trade.
Oh, yeah, that's what it does.
Wait, wait, can you do that with the inanimate objects as well?
I don't know.
Offer.
That's six second cooldown.
Yeah, I love Ignis Balls, dude.
Ah!
Hell yeah, dude.
Wait, you become the ball?
I've become the ball.
Offer.
Trade.
Tell a lot.
Oh, trade.
I'm stuck, y'all.
Dub piss yuck.
Offer.
link
unlock swap
oh shit
Ignis Boomer
Ignis Boomer
Offer
Ignis Boomer
Offer
Piss Junk
Ignis Boomer
Great
Ignis Boomer
Pull down
Oh it's a combo of
Offer
and
I see
What does Offer do?
Oh what the fuck
Swaps us around
So I can swap
I can swap two people around
I can already do that just with myself
Mayor C
There's he is an interesting one
Does the trade you item man? Mayor C like I don't die them. It like sucks me to you
I don't know what they did it was to make me kiss you. I don't know what Teleflow done
Mayor C
Wait Apollo I got an idea. Uh-huh. I think you're gonna pick up on this right away
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, Bysyuk.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, dude, Mercy, to send you to someone immediately.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And I want to get the other ones we haven't seen.
Woo.
The bonus ones are.
That's true.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And your stamina goes crazy.
It goes out so fast.
oh no oh I love this rigged on Luxby
oh said the dance try to cast the dance cast this I don't think a piss at this
tempest that piss yuck wait it's gotta be so easy to face shit with your piss
Bro
The face things I that's a given
Let me eat it, where is it?
Let my torch light the way this yuck
That's fucking teamwork right there.
Shit.
It's yellow.
I'll piss him off.
Dog, dog, dog.
Just a little bit.
Swap.
Merci.
Looks on.
Arrow.
Oh shit.
Good merci.
Arrow.
I
This yeah, what the fuck my piss is in hurt bro. Don't piss yuck
Oh, are we black oh, no, no
No, my game crash the Apollo crash. I think he crashed. Yeah, because these are said he crashed
Yep
Seems like that happened to everybody
Your game also crashed.
I got kicked out, yeah.
Oh no.
That sucks.
I think a host went down and then we all got booted.
We were fucking rolling too.
It did not, like, end this ball, dude.
One round of CS?
Oh.
I got a piss.
He won't play with four and I respect it.
I would play with four.
Wait, really?
You could probably do two games
I would play more Yapp Yapp in the future, I feel like we just started to unlock the combos
And it could make me restart in the future
I'm going to swap my audio, I'll be back in a sec
Maybe we can only fit one, but that's okay
I'm gonna go piss
Corey hates Counter-Strike, you'd rather piss
I'll be right back
Dude, I get to use my new knife
I felt so good to have you and Chivley both open in cases
and I had both streams open
Was a...
And when you guys were both rolling cases at the same time
and they're like that
All at the same time was so good
It's so good
place. Yes. I think so. I think it's nice. I'm going to go
to court. I already launched that shit, man. Justin, did you
see I got a damn knife yesterday? I saw. I saw. I think I
blessed that knife by leaving. No, it's you've been blessed it
by being the chibli case. He gave it to you. No, I just
said this is the chibli case and opened it. Oh, and that's
sick. But it is it is still sick. But man, that knife was
probably worth so much more as like a couple months ago. I
I don't care, I'm, I, me, me equipped, me used, also it looks cool.
To be fair, I wanted the AK, but like, I, you know, I'll take a knife.
It do be looking cool.
I gotta move some stuff.
I got stuff all over my desk.
I gotta clean my desk.
I'm gonna put some guns.
I'll put the, the edgy M4.
It's easier to equip and load out.
Counter strike.
How do I change to the good pistol?
So what are we playing?
CS.
Oh, CS.
Oh, CS.
Oh, CS.
Oh, CS.
Yeah, CS.
Is this good?
It looks like your display has a 165 hertz mode, but it's currently running at 60 hertz.
Using the highest refresh rate, your display supports is generally recommended for an
optimal gameplay experience.
You're not running your, you're not running your, your hurt threat.
How does one do that?
That's crazy.
In like windows.
This place, you know, windows display settings.
Really?
Yeah.
Is it going to fuck my shit up?
It's going to change your life in like a good way.
Display settings.
That's crazy.
It is advanced display.
the
I have that going right now so I will say the G-Sync isn't working for me despite enabling
it yesterday
Did you change your mind?
You are refreshing it with what?
509.8 or whatever
You don't have a fucking 240 or a thermometer
I have a 165hz
Can you invite me to the game so I can see if that was my problem in every single video
game I've ever played?
Of all the annoying things that tech bros do about computers and you need this FPS and you
need that, one real significant change is refresh rate.
That's the one that actually matters.
That is true.
That is true.
I've joined on my good friend Justin.
Yo, what's up?
I don't see you.
I wouldn't let me join it.
So this session was no longer available.
Your session is no longer available, bro.
Corey's right.
I didn't make a session.
Well, that makes sense, then.
I'm going to invite you.
I don't even know how, man.
Wait, so you're on 144 now, right?
Or what do you mean, 158th?
Or something like that, 160?
As long as you're over 144 or whatever it is.
Am I going to be fucking awesome now?
Be so fucking for real?
Genuinely.
The game is going to look like a different.
The first time, I mean, I did this literally like 10 years
ago, but when I swapped from a 60 to a 144,
it was like it's like night day. Yeah, going 61 44 was like a life changing.
You have to change it. I was like, oh, refresh rate 165 hertz in the game, too.
Bro, even the menu looks fucking clean. Yeah, man. Oh, my God.
Wait, so have you ever had it set above that?
I don't think so, bro.
Computers for a while.
I don't think so. This is this is mono audio all over.
This guy was playing at like 60 refresh rate, mono audio, like
he said, Mr.
new piece he's showing his ass again.
What the fuck?
Mr. No Back Hair, can I say something?
The laser is actually working, bro.
My back and shoulder hair is fucking falling out.
I'll be in the shower and I'll rub my shoulder
and a bunch of hair will come off.
It's kind of fucking awesome, actually.
That does not happen to me normally.
No, it just grows harder.
The world's most aerodynamic man.
I need the opposite to happen, man.
Man, that's all you know, okay. Oh my god. This is what this is what you just look like for you guys
Years, yes, dude
Holy fuck this looks this looks like it looks like I just got like a PlayStation 7 like this is awesome
I'm not sure if you can see it, but it's so funny, man.
Mom, I think you got a night kill, bro.
That's so funny.
This looks incredible, dude.
This is so crazy.
When they did your back hair stuff, did they leave you like a tank top of hair?
On the front, yeah.
But she said she was going to try to like work a fade a little bit so it doesn't look like a sheet of hair.
I hate to like even say it, but she is going to blow your fucking mind.
No, oh my god.
I just quit it, I gotta go back.
No.
Oh my god, look at this.
Chad, look at the knife.
Hold on, I gotta lock him.
Sorry we're playing.
Are you long-a with me?
I wanna see your knife.
Like three short, please help me.
I got one.
Guys, I don't know what the fuck short is.
I'm realizing.
Cow walk?
No, there's a lot.
Cow walk, yeah.
Short A.
Yeah, they're above me?
God, this shit looks fucking good, bro.
There's one.
There's one nice shot
That's like okay fair enough fair enough on on on the bottom
You got it
Holy shit's crazy. Does that have a current talent knife stain? Oh, I gotta buy a blue chip
A knife bro, I gotta have one we got you gotta get some
I gotta get squatted up with the fucking with clean ass knives, bro
You could upgrade red items into an every one tells you
I'll be the I'll be the bad guy everyone tells you know just buy something it like it feels so much better when you open it
Oh, but I previously pretended to have principles for so long
And
Considered you I got like three hundred dollars in my steam water. Damn both fucking do it
Let's I think made sure I was on to something we need like a five-man
Gambling stream immediately just opening cases and like saying some random shit in the mic
Yes, dude
Was that our smoke or their smoke?
My I put that there. Okay. I hear somebody there. Oh
Oh, I didn't even see that walk out long smoke a little
Not there smoke yeah, that's a horrible smoke
Smoke above you too. Oh my god. There's so much better than me though. The fucking refresh rate didn't fix me
Going B. Yeah
where they were they were slow playing there were there was one in tunnels
okay oh my god
enemy purpose kind of this game they're going they're going they're going they're
going to say
enemy purpose kind of awesome to be honest with me
out to the double doors plan today
I
Does it look better on stream
No, I shouldn't have affected sure I guess streams always is 60, but trust me on mine
Okay, I was not I was not prepared you know I there's a lock at 60 no matter what I'm straight I
Got no money
Five seven seven
The five seven used to be so much better
Rush along a with me with your five seven. Yes, sir. Are we going into the tunnel or just holding?
Hold W if they're not there
This oh they flash long
Hi, let him I let him
They're good these guys are pretty good guys
Oh, they gotta hurt a swat.
Football on them is so hurt.
Alright, don't worry, this guy's gonna get them all.
He's probably like this fucking swat.
Oh my god, the angle and the crosshair placement.
Bro, they smoke it, they want it, they want it.
What a looking smoke, man.
Alright, obviously that's not gonna get any kills, but I respect the knife flex.
I'm starting to be unjust in this side, maybe dust sucks.
good try, good try
he shot the hell out of that
apparently I only hit him once
I did 72, 23, and 25
I did nothing
okay when you full save in this game and you don't
or you're not able to buy a full buy
that's broken
oh shit, that's dumb, I hate that
I'm gonna buy a deagle
I'm just like vibe
these sailors are gonna regret waking up this morning
I'm gonna go into the fucker's corner as well.
Steps long.
Uh, guys, I can't be in this lobby.
Mm-hmm.
Stuff made out of it.
Oh, people still in this car.
Oh, it must have been a smoke.
Oh my god, I'm crazy about it.
I don't- I don't think I can be in this lobby, man.
That's tough.
No.
You got this purple.
It's lag.
The fucker's corner rocks have to come up shortly.
But they didn't.
It's not going to get nothing done.
Good try.
good try good try.
Guys I think just being dead ass with you someone's gotta go long instead of me.
I fold long and instantaneous.
It's usually best just by spawn which I hate to tell you.
I got no money.
I'm gonna not buy this round.
What were you covering Apollo?
I was just kinda going everywhere so you can do whatever you want.
I'll cover catwalk, thanks.
I was uh...
I'm gonna push cat.
Okay I'll push cat with you because I got 5'7".
I think they decoyed me if they smoked cat let's sit near smoke a lot of smoke smoke looks
so fucking good holy shit the grenades coming up cat almost killed me I took one almost
I think all of my guns, yeah there was at least two cat.
I mean this is madness man.
Planting in.
We lock in and we get this guys, we lock in and we get this.
We're gonna be good by guns now.
I think the guns are...
I love guns, not purple.
Fuck purple.
I don't need purple, okay?
We went on our own. I'ma play cat. I got
I'd rather play long from like a
Don't shoot me. Don't shoot me. I'll shoot my own in our ass. Their team is really good at least I got a few good Andes
Oh fuck
these clear purple speaking mid
come on really is one more short and you should be hurt
I don't know how he's alive, one's long, you're long
another one short
Holy shit, you fucking scared me, bro.
Get ready, y'all.
These guys.
They love smoke. They're trying very hard.
Nice shot.
I heard one connect. I think you got him. I'm trying to look through the smoke.
Good, we're looting him. 30.
Not bad. Bye guys.
I was really hoping you'd take fall down.
I think you genuinely can there too if you jump through the box.
Oh
Apology a follow recoil on what is what probably not that's good then
Oh
Holy shit purple's going in he's so aggressive. Yeah, he's sick of the fucking bullshit. They'll still just never go to this site
true
Another one a long here's an op
Holy shit purpose crazy
Oh my god, I can gun I hate that fucking gun is it just hold me end of oh
I thought purple I thought purple was like up in his face. Oh that was Ryan I
Got this y'all
There needs to be a game mode that you cue that makes the unperceivable
Oh, but it's so good here. I might I might I might up mid
God speed sir. I don't have any nades which makes me
Oh balancing the knife, I got a rare and rare knife animation. Oh, I almost got him
I literally was a millimeter away up the up down mid
It's all your dog
I
Do this guy
Good news is though if we get bugging rinsed
Yeah, exactly I mean this one's just fucked
I think Justin's right we can't use map. This is the turbo nerd map. Okay. Yeah. I hope everyone's map. Yeah
It also takes a hundred games to set your elos up.
Once by the car.
Good shit.
Oh! Way back, way back, way back.
Holy fuck! Where is he?
Justin, good shot, Justin.
Justin, my king.
I don't think so. I don't know. Purple was back there.
Just the shot. What the fuck, man? Oh, bomb down.
Oh, good try. Crazy try. Crazy try.
by the doers all to do is not peak there
i don't know if i'm afraid he can spawn though
i can't buy a b90
i can play it
that was weird
they're up and in
course government i got one
yet to to
when it was it
one more long
they're throwing
uh...
if i have so much money
all of that where along
however however the did the smoke down to my shot and fuck up my angle but i
got that week across it was right on top of them
all of all it did hit him
i got some assists
contract
two assists were back then
uh... one assist one assist justin you might want to
you might want to lock in
uh...
uh...
uh...
will
will support by next round
uh...
by my year
uh... flash is wrong
Here one
The shoulder oh
God, they're all they're all
My god, is that long they're all they love long. Oh my god
Purple let me go first
No. This guy does miss, man.
Nice.
I ran out in front of my
He definitely fell out of it.
Yeah, he definitely shot the hell out of you.
That's OK. That's not his fault.
If he's just running a gun, I love it.
Whoa, that was.
Whoa, oh, shit.
We'll stick up.
You know, that was awesome.
Yeah, we have to do it for purple.
And purple.
We are all purple.
Purple wants it.
And purple.
It's a full by situation.
What if I do this?
I'm at a new shaky pampering along with Ops.
Let's go fellas.
Yep.
A body block purple and silver.
Don't flank them either.
They always have someone to watch.
I mean, they didn't background it towards the end.
But if someone is just watching, they're flanking you.
Oh my...
Nice.
I got one got one
33 when a bull oh
Got mine got mine your turn purple
Purple's flanking
He hears them yeah on cat
They're on cat.
Oh, no, no, no, it's going through double doors, maybe.
On that one.
Yeah, they're going to be.
It looks like he got...
Oh, that one's cat.
What the fuck?
Purple wants it, dude.
I couldn't even see him.
They're going to be at.
That one was there.
That one's B?
Yeah, towards B.
Damn, this shit looks so fucking good.
Not sure exactly where, but that's where they were moving.
It's so funny, Ryan.
She looks awesome, man.
It's so funny.
It looks like a TV at Best Buy, man.
This won't be.
I guess the plant is low on time.
Throwing fire.
Aye, fuck that.
Purple's almost on site.
On site.
I know he's zoomed in. This is how you lose
You want it
He's carrying his heart rate's like crazy right now
Yeah.
Yeah.
Nice.
Nice.
That's awesome.
I like it.
He dropped the ball.
He's giving you an awp, Ryan.
What the fuck?
It's a good decision.
You probably should have sold your gun instead of the...
Slice round, bro.
sure. I'm playing secret agent mode. I think it's going to work.
Okay, one long. Too long. Oh fuck. Oh my god. There's a fuckin' onslaught, bro. Oh my
They're all outside.
Yes, they just smoke flashed on the site like crazy stuff.
Holy shit.
What is this guy?
I got back to it.
Purple's down.
Oh, there was a guy on my right, huh?
I really thought you were going to hit the shot.
94 to that motherfucker 94 that drive you crazy
You uh you exploded when you died I blew it up. What the fuck?
He looks like there's a pervert. He does
11 is all they get man. I mean nine
Yeah, my gosh, we have 9-11. I love sure. Yeah, sure. They sure day
The hooker down like a don't jump quick at the like go go normal. Oh, okay. So like around the side first
It's a murder too long if you want to.
It looks like a dude from Hitman, man.
They live long too much, we gotta just...
Oh, I missed a ton of shots.
Okay, I'm dead.
There's three car.
I got bomb in a plant.
How's that guy alive? Oh my god.
Oh, he was just...
Huge huge and I got a fucking kill in pistol rounds. That's my only goal. That's my best chance fucking huge
Love it, and we get the money from the plant, bro. I'm gonna Mac 10. I'm not gonna 8k. Yeah. Oh, oh
Same shit, I'm gonna go. I got like a B spawn. I'm gonna go lower to me
Okay
There are lower two two two two on the steps in there
One's behind me boy tunnel two
We were you
Nice, I heard I heard steps behind those
No, there's two here. I got him
Nice
I'm blunted
I'm blunting
I really like sell your corner. Wish you could sell your old gun
Short a some of you trying to work short
They'll be talking for often me
I smell
I got you I got you I'd never let them get you
I'll smoke from them. Thank you, Apollo. Thank you. I'm gonna flash up, okay?
I threw in a flashback.
Oh, uh, it's like...
I knew you little bastard would flank you and keep you fucked, you little shit. You little shash them.
I'm gonna go crazy.
Got him? I can't see how much I did to that perk.
I almost killed you with friendly fire, just for fun.
I tried to buy you, but I bought myself somehow and I don't know where the gun I'd
gun I just push tab if a gun's on the floor you can pick it up from the tab
menu it went straight to court he's back actually pick it up so if you look
off on someone again just like throw it away they're hopping mid oh my god we
don't go mid then we don't go mid oh no purple no purple purple no purple no
Ah, it's hard.
I know my role.
Oh, fuck, I was glancing.
That's bad head glancing.
I got so excited to pick up the bomb.
Life comes at you fast in this game.
I'll let you work up, Corey.
We've got- Oh, why did I shoot?
and
her them up on
catwalk
also is you
that's him
no he's pushed cat
jesus
gory's gonna be on your right right here
what the fuck
Is it shot?
It's had a hunch, I guess.
Yeah, right?
Just like a perfectly timed 180.
Oh, I suck.
I suck so much.
It's crazy.
You're giving it a thumbs up and jerking off.
You are.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's just, yep.
I can make a game for you.
This could give you so much money.
There's like a money limit.
You can just throw it on the floor.
Or to me.
I didn't get it.
Oh yeah, sorry.
Wrong button.
It is hard to get it.
Yeah.
Maybe we should do B.
He was playing platform with an odd, which was annoying.
Oh, they kind of gave us long.
Alright, I'll play top.
They're probably playing top site with the outside door.
I have one HG
Oh, I've been flashed. I'm so sad
Gord, you go up, I got our backs
Oh my, do we have any smokes for the cross?
Oh!
I'll start getting there
You wanna flash high?
Yep
Game's on.
Ah, fuck he's inside.
I fucked up.
I didn't even jump up.
What?
Hey!
Let's back it!
Fuck.
He's flashed.
He jumped down?
Yeah, he jumped.
W comms?
Oh!
That's a shot.
Let's go.
Fucking W comms, bro.
If it wasn't for the comms, we would have been fucking fucked on that one.
I had no idea.
Holy shit, you have a decent beer I spawned I tried to run through it. You didn't smoke
it you just went to platform with an aug last time. Let's fucking go bro. Let's go, let's go.
Oh
Well
I'm just trying to get a clean flash
I
Decoy god damn it. I got into the tunnel. I got blocked and then shot by a teammate
Look at the bomb. We're not cut out. Go be man. Oh, he's right to the right. He went back down the stairs
You got a whole ass minute I do
I'm at home.
What's a fucking body?
W game, son.
of
the
Oh, yeah, bullshit. It's just okay
Cinema
Damn
That's all right, we swag up
Where we go, what are we done I just work for pigs. They're just watching shit. I trust eyes. Yeah
Patience. Patience and weight.
Yerp.
They're smoking up mid, so they're probably going lower again.
Well, enemy purple killed purple long.
Check this shit out. One's actually dead.
I'm watching your cat.
Meow.
One threw that from...
I don't know, actually.
He's like bottom left of the door.
Yeah, I'm watching your cat still.
Well, while moving, there's one in the entire screen, I had to pull it off.
Did he just never peek, huh?
Fuck you.
I waited so long.
I was watching that for like 30 seconds.
Oh, wow.
Bad news, y'all.
I don't even know where he was to this to this day. I don't know where he was
He's back a platform being a little sneak
At some point people playing this game learn that there's like an angle where just like the tip of your head is poking out
just like a little well you got this quarry
a great grenade throw it's okay that wall got fucked the smokes are pissing me off
I'm not sure what's going on in the top, bro.
You walk into a smoke, you lose all orientation, man.
It's crazy.
He's right.
Match point.
Match point, y'all.
Not up.
Right out of the money.
That's not good.
Yeah, we don't have a lot of money.
You know what?
Deagle it is, then.
What can you do?
What can you do?
I know exactly what to do.
They do eventually push mid, but Justin's right, they're greedy little fuckers, little guys.
Yeah, yeah, you watch the tunnel, I got the other side.
I'm gonna sit here for a minute.
I think I saw one mid.
I can't tell.
Watch this.
There's smoke's long.
I'm throwing a grenade.
I'm throwing a grenade.
They've smoked that.
Oh!
There's smoke.
That's a big smoke.
Yeah.
There's smoke in and shooting here?
Yeah.
It's walking up long.
No one's here.
keep them distracted the version for Justin I should not have shot I should
have shot one's on short a the rest are being middle
Oh, the purpose here.
Lux Vita?
Wallbanks.
Put myself in a perfect wallbank position.
Oh my god, I can't aim in this fucking game.
GG, GG, we get it next time.
NTU fellas.
Honestly, the way that game started, I'm happy we got seven.
It's true. I mean, we were like nine one.
I played like this.
I just fucking I fucking hate Dustin, man.
Take it out of the queue.
Take it out of the queue.
I'll take it out of the queue.
Get it out of here.
Get it out of here.
It's because it's the it's the only map that I know, but other people still know
it way better.
So I think it's a positive to take it out.
I'm just sick of it, man.
I've been playing Dust 2 for like 25 years.
There is that.
I think, you know, we were doing good on Mirage.
We did all right on that overpass even though we tied that game, I still think we did good.
He was quick though, we have time for one more.
We haven't seen Inferno yet.
I know Inferno, I know Inferno.
Inferno?
12 inches of snow bro.
in snow yes sir yeah I love that snow won't turn in former and that wasn't that
untrue I think he served a little time in the it might have been in juvie I
don't know if he was in like a real prison yeah yeah so to play music in the
game. You have to pay like $10?
I don't know.
I see it says music hit Denzel Curry ultimate 1099
Canadian.
I don't think you can also get them from drops because I have
some music and there's no shot I put. Well, actually, I guess
I've opened a couple cases in my life, but
six of the Canadian bound to open a few more. I think I
think it might happen. I think I'm oh my God.
No, when he gets his first knife, man. Oh my God. Oh my God.
Kate, are you watching? Oh, if she's watching, oh, no.
If she's not watching, we open 10 cases.
If she's watching, we open a hundred.
Yeah.
If you do open cases, then you have to tell me that you're doing it because I watch you do it.
And that's you. No, I understand.
I wouldn't be doing that guys. Not with a guy like me having an op down there.
Everyone in this game has like a fake name. We're gonna win. They don't seem like real people.
Bro, they got purple again. I'm scared.
I genuinely think we go A because everyone expects B.
Okay, okay.
Everyone expects it. I'm gonna go Pals as fast as humanly possible.
I'm gonna take the other Pals.
I gotta learn the clock. I gotta watch some war owl videos, man. I got body blood. They smoked our tunnels
Nice a smoke on round one. Okay, that just means he's got no armor. I'm gonna. I shot shoot him in the body
Oh, he's a triple stack, which is that? Oh
I shot him in the head
Be to the s
Oh, as I say, if you want to plant, you can plant there, because you're going to be there.
I hear one over here. I hear one over here.
In CT? Yeah.
I'm playing bomb. I'm going to tuck away. Just in case he's crazy. Oh, it's the last guy.
Oh, I guess I didn't hear him. I lied.
Not bad, y'all. I was in mid. He's not coming connector.
I'm on connector.
Heard stealth. He's here.
Yes!
I kind of just stood there and took it for some reason.
damn look at this thing it's got like bees on it or something
ah we can go mid
have a smoke for connector we take mid and then chill and then we can go up
and pat him
I trust the fellow happy
I'll give it a second to see if they peek anything.
Might as well smoke this.
He's peeking window.
Good shit, that drywall looks cheap, bro.
Yeah, yeah, he's not safe behind that.
Oh, one more.
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I'm a fucking fool, you guys are crazy.
There's one in B on the left side?
I'm hurt, I don't wanna hurt.
We can get him, we can still get him.
Ah, fuck me.
Oh, they're coming from behind us as well, connected?
Ah fuck, that's so bad.
Fucked it and sucked it.
Did I plant?
You should plant.
Watch out, connected.
Every time I have a plant spot idea, oh my god.
You said mid, right?
Yeah, he was coming that way.
Last time I saw it, at least.
Where is Orange?
Orange is coming through CT.
Yeah, he's there.
Orange is in kitchen.
Oh, way wider view of that than I thought.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Tough.
They ground for yellow, big ground for yellow.
The sites are bigger than they seem.
Like, you could plant like right up against the boxes
almost like the outside of the site and then force them to save round for me
for some reason where they're like exposed like a tiny window to see me my
bed I would have just fought him so the technology guess my game over the
immortal technique
I was trying to throw behind me they smoked it and then through like 12
grenades. They sure did the location that's known as Palace Alley.
Oh, T-Ramp, I should say.
Oh, I can't join you just for some time.
Oh, these triple stackies hurt.
I'm trying to like bait them or something.
Oh, there's another one to the right.
I'll sneak.
Just us, huh?
Yeah, I hear them close.
Yeah. Yeah.
One's on the other side of the wall from Ryan, like directly.
Yeah, you might have jumped up on the balcony by now.
We have one in sight who's a little injured.
They're rotating to B. Let's go rush them.
We lurk on them, Corey. I'm going to go make like a bunch of noise over there or something.
W. Oh, he's on me. Well, I can't grab it. That's green.
Okay. Now we can't be stopped. Oh, oh, there were some real shots in there though. That's
That's bad.
It's a M4 right in front of you.
Swag, swag.
Surge you right, that was Green's gun.
62 in two.
69 in two.
one zero I'm gonna keep working Palace right now I'm gonna leave bomb in
spawn so I'm there I'll hold
because all we can do is this oh no I shipped tab on accident
I
Got that loud mess up
I shouldn't have been greedy I keep getting one and then my greed gets me. Oh
We'll just jump off a van and off you saw me though
You're sponking the shit out of down here man, I have to be I think I'm with you
Planting.
I'll hold kitchen.
One got me and kitchen instantly, but he's he's in there.
Nice kill orange. Nice kill.
They're going to get there. They're going to diffuse.
Fuck.
That's my-
That's my-
That's my-
That's a good point.
In my head, I was like, plants in the, uh, in a hidden place, so that I am hidden while I plant.
But that's- that seems backwards.
You only did- it's- it's- I mean, I don't know what's called in this game, but it's called safe versus not safe.
In, uh, in Valo.
Hello.
You plant safe when you aren't sure if you are safe and then you plant in a good spot
when you know the site's clear.
Makes sense.
Makes sense.
I shouldn't come to Palace again because I keep killing the guy and now they're mollying
me and probably staring at me.
He hates you.
Oh, Orange has a bomb.
Yeah, I'm trying to stay close.
I can pick it up if they die
I like where your head's like a query wait one second. I'm gonna come with you
Okay, I got a tech. Oh shit one right there right there
Was he pushed ramp? He was just there like on the open
Hey left
Good try good try one was by triple I think you just
that your shots my car on my side buddy one be 5D
come on something something I think one might be behind you
That's what he was this guy. This guy was kind of a bozo. He was just a golden band. We're fucking rushing B, bro
I've ceased my clock. I'm just gonna wide swing and kill him because I'm confident. Oh
My god, oh
He's on site on site. Oh, there's two. There's two. Oh
No, there's one I got I got one
Oh, nice!
The fuck is the bomb, bro?
It's up top, yeah.
I can't fucking get it.
You gotta jump with the van, bro. You gotta jump with the van.
Oh, somebody set us up for the bomb.
Oh, you know.
He's gotta come from the kitchen, right?
I don't know.
You could have flanked all the way around, Ars Bob.
Orange is lost.
Orange is playing deathmatch, but honestly, like, I kind of, I respect it.
He's catching, seen him.
Oh, oh, we got him, okay, he's okay, he was almost really bad.
Good shot, guys, good shot.
And I took his fucking smoke.
Damn, look at that shit.
Classic ass skin.
They're kind of letting us have mid-air round, which is, what do you guys got at it?
that. Middle. Mid and B tunnels and shit. I trust the bomber. Until they actually
start watching it. But just hold mid. No push. Keep lashed it? Well you guys hold, I'm
I'm going to hold the apartment so they don't flank.
He can hit me again, Bozo.
Do it.
Coward.
He can hear me, right?
Do it.
Yeah.
Oh my god, I hate when you get shot and you can't move.
I lit up the guy in the tunnel.
He lit his nose.
Yeah, I also hit him.
He's got the one shot, then.
What the fuck did I get here?
Windows one
Is that window or
Oh nice hold on the right. Let's go. We're gonna
take cap
Orange just went blue. Hey
Yeah, what's the fuck? Oh god. I got him. What the fuck well, I'm gonna go A then
I'm with you brother
I figured connectors clear because I was just walked past them
smoke on you
I have 3 health Ryan
I don't know
arms getting shot at
arms and window
brawling fire
One left.
I hear him. Oh, and there's another wall. I think he's saving.
Yeah, I think you heard him in the top mid.
He could be in our spawn. Be careful.
We're going to do this.
Did I die here?
Ah!
You had one health, so how far away you had to get?
I lived with one.
Oh, wow.
Anybody need a buy?
I
Yeah, I mean a kid just so you don't hit max funds
Thank you max funds this guy's loaded cases
I'm picking up where you're putting down. Yeah, I've got problems
What's the point of money if you're not gonna spend it on dumb shit, man
Yeah, we spent it on smart shit. Yeah, that's true. I got a smartphone. Mm-hmm. That's too much smart shit, honestly
Okay, yeah, they're gonna run a site. I think looking for connections. Yes. He is these oh, too. I
Suck I suck so bad. It's crazy
Okay, oh
You need that fucking Denzel Curry song.
Yeah, just keep...
Damn, damn!
And you're...
I'm gonna shoot you with a fireball.
Oh, is that the song?
That's the song.
I am the one!
I am the one!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's the clip farming one, man.
Did me orange got this?
Did me orange got it?
Oh what?
Oh no.
Blinded and murdered.
Oh Ryan's got pop off.
This is his round actually.
Ryan did that to me.
He's having a bad time.
I did not shoot.
It's his round.
It's his round.
It's his round.
It's his round.
It's his round.
It's his fucking round man.
Oh my god.
That's not fun.
That's not fun.
Oh my god. That's great.
That's a rough one.
All three are made of all three.
It is a bad bomb.
Imagine though, for a second too, I really thought.
You see me and the keys on me.
I don't know if you did.
I think if you go window to your left,
you have way better odds.
Thanks, teammate.
Jesus.
one's tight on your right Apollo yep the other one by your teammate I don't know
if he's still there the window or do the right he's in that room to the like
it's on your right there with the by the boxes a should be pretty good above
Oh, shit. Oh shit, man. And then yet we all that's 300 bucks if you get that off no sweat next time you got him
Yes
And we all are y'all are killing it
Guys I tell you I'm throwing smoke
You take it you take it you're the big dog here
That's me. Oh, you're kicking my ass this round. I think I kind of fucked up. I don't think we should even be here
Maybe you hold that all departments. Well these guys try to make some plays sure sure sure
I'm not gonna repeat that for a moment. Yeah. Yeah, let the smoke or not. We'll peek over here
Love it. I can flash you are just disconnected or something. I'm just gonna peek man these guys. Oh
Oh, I suck. He's tight left again. Oh
orange
I'm going connected to window one window window window. Okay. Thank you. He's oh my god. Oh with uh,
Out I fucked it. This is the noses around
You go right here easily through the funnel they don't expect that there's a one in the window
It's still your round
Oh, no, it's still your round. You have 50 seconds. We take these bro. Where's bomb?
Way on a at a huge
Wide-swing saw one. I don't think anything to be here
They're only on bomb. I'm telling you you go through there start walking
Do that little John right there
With the USP no less
Hey, I was with a little rat nest in there
It was our game 5-5 that's so much better than we've done the last five games. It's true
CT side of map to come on. Yeah, absolutely
It's time now my brother again
Let me know when that flank hits, Corey.
I think I heard one in kitchen.
One's in window, one's in tunnel. They were.
Okay.
Oh, window.
Patience, Corey. Big patience.
research to your left yeah huge Ryan you pick now yeah ones in the tunnel
still nice you guys go be go be go be go be go be there was no one be right
above right as well yep
go go go right you can plant flush against that box ahead of you oh my god
You scared the shit of me.
I don't know, I don't know, I'll be playing right here.
You know, I don't have time.
It would have been quicker to do it.
I don't know, the whole thing is boxes, man.
Okay, there's one on mid connector, yeah.
Flash out.
Nice, Corey.
Lesson mid still, I think.
Yep, yeah, no, no, still bottom, no, core behind you.
Yeah, it's the same place.
He went, he went cross, he's near site.
I'm so I'm so hungry. He does not want to play jack box. I can tell you that
You try to skip it today, Justin. I'm gonna throw a fucking Molly's in it in that op window
Yeah, well, yeah, he said at first we should don't don't start the same to the most pivotal round
criminal
It's the criminal round guys, I'm dead guys with the bomb
Tunnel fuck up. Good shit. Good shit. That's connected by the way just for the future. It's connected and down this channel
Sorry shit
We really should be going to you guys
We're bomb down at nice basically be are you in B? I'm in B. I'm not I'm rushing up
We're gonna go get to cat to get bombs. Yeah, you smoke
No, I flash is
Paul just jumped down from
They're gonna expect the flank I'm not doing it again courted a last round. Is it just you it is I'm gonna try to flash
Hi, I guess and get bomb
I'm gonna do another oh
He's in that little right in that room. Yeah
I knew it's gonna come from behind me eventually you could be pretty
Yeah
We're not we're not losing around on city. Yeah, I don't think I don't see how it could happen like now I can buy shotcups
Yeah, I'll probably be with me for this though be we both got a good spawn
And they'll probably go be
I'm walking in this room you want to play like vanish sure
they won't see me I'm gonna play on short looking up at the windows
oh hey right yeah shots short yes you only
T ramp T ramp here T ramp T ramp well I'll be going back a
I
Nailed the call out that's progress
You got this bro, maybe I don't hold on resetting mental
You did all right
It's like
Nice we load my mental reset got time
All right, I mean that was a lot of guys
Revolution X man, like there was just not stopped people there
58 and 2
17 and 1 and now now we don't lose. Well, we might lose it, but then we don't lose again
Justin do I have time to get up ladder before they pop out of palace? Yes. Oh fuck it really?
Yes, they're around the corner before they get you can get around the corner. Are you fucking trolling?
That's awesome. That's quick. Are you gonna? I'll go with you. Yeah, let's do it. I got Nova
Also, if you strafe up ladders you go quicker. I do not know that
They're not here. This is a disaster. I got to go short
Because I got Nova heavy-knit heavy-knit
Well, I'll come with you
They might hear us running through their spawn
Oh, don't stand there. Maybe they're gonna be watching.
Oh, he's hit. See that 3B?
I got one spawned. I can't really take him though.
Nice room, man. He ain't got shit.
Glancing at the map, y'all. Got scared.
got scared. Oh, one in kitchen. One. Orange, you got this. Oh, that was sick, though.
Got my assist. That was kind of sick, man. This is a real duck and now we don't lose.
this around an account.
Cornepaul, y'all two are doing this?
I'm gonna be here.
Sure.
I just don't want to have three.
I'm trying to avoid three of these.
I'm going mirage again.
I mean heaven.
They are flashing at it.
Fuck.
Got hit there in heaven.
One.
I mean palace.
Oh, shit.
I mean, I mean, I mean, that's true.
Oh, I got him.
kind of smoke the whole house, man.
Apparently there's only one guy alive in my bed.
Ninety three and four.
That's it. Oh, it makes me makes me incensed, you know.
All right, now we got to lock in, y'all.
Mm hmm. Let's do this.
We win these. I'm going to go.
Oh, I went to the money.
Are you saving?
Yeah, I don't have money to buy.
You bought me a gun. Yes, sir.
They're going to go be this run, I think.
I think they might just keep flashing
if there's no need to go
on
but it is the smoke they smoke apartment or whatever
and i think that's connected
here anything happy to be
there in one of the kitchen
all i can't fucking bars i can see him
i'm gonna be driving
There's a gun there on your body.
Wow!
I'm pouring your right right in front of my body.
Damn.
That's so bad, isn't it?
I'm going to put some kills on this beast for you.
OK.
Nice.
No one in the apartment.
What is this called?
Apartment.
You're done up there?
We'll watch the flank.
I got a guy mid.
That's the last one.
If it's him.
No, no, no, I killed a guy.
Oh, you killed a guy.
the last one done. Hey, not just like, all righty, I'll begin. It was a long shot. I can
barely see that guy. I think they're gonna go back to this like need executing. I'm gonna
give you your gun. Okay, thank you. Thank you. Yeah, I'm gonna leave. I'll go with you
guys. I need some action. Yeah, if there's no nature to get off. But if they throw
I'll just chill near kitchen on being try to call out if they come probably
hit stuff yeah
this means super passive yeah I'm dead
Oh, Orange got a pick.
Where?
They were a window, I think.
Molly, another Molly up from the site.
Oh, they're coming in, Justin.
They're stuck back still.
Oh, my fucking head.
The bomb was in that tunnel.
I'll call it, sorry.
D-Ramp.
I'll cover the flank.
Get a ring B.
Yeah, one's apartments.
Two apartments.
Two apartments, both.
I'm flanking.
Nice.
So I was going out with his hands.
Damn, but that was fucking tactical, bro.
It's good, it's good.
I need to play better though.
I'm gonna play better this time.
Yeah, I'm kind of sick.
I'm like a comms main.
I'll just do that every round yeah you got apartments Apollo or mid oh yeah oh
that smoke in my part yeah it worked I got me I'm gonna keep hope needs oh they
flashed I'm flashing them they're coming up they're coming I can't see you
flashed again other left of left of got him one more one more yeah nothing to be
nothing to be at all there's one more again
South Palace oh I shot over his head oh he one digged my ass into your left
or iron one guy raining fire
Oh wait up for me, wait up for me, wait up to your left, to your left.
Sound like he was jumping it.
I could be right.
Yeah, I thought so too.
Play past it, play past it.
I'm planning it.
Got one.
Oh!
Nice!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Great calls Apollo, great calls.
Oh!
Good flank, good flank.
Beautiful done.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
I
Think I'll go be this round what a fucking game man. Yeah, I'd probably
They're gonna go be I'm gonna hit the greatest frag of all time in apartments, I'm probably gonna get four assists here
Let me let me pick apartments on this one. I'm just gonna say, oh, okay, there's this shit like orange rush day
They're probably not at all
Yeah. I must have gotten some damage in there, though.
There must be some damage in there.
And then one. Oh, another one there.
Oh, he's back aside.
Oh god I got like, pins!
Orange got a nasty little flank though.
Flank and they're both lit.
They're both lit.
I wish I'd faith.
No it's just fucking crazy.
Oh, I lost faith when he started moving.
I lost all faith when he started running.
Decided it was no longer time to be sneaky.
Well they're gonna repeat what works, right?
100%
Orange is loading and just keeps buying trash guns.
I haven't noticed he just buys SMGs.
It pissed me off.
Maybe he's on that, like, NL wave of, like, not being able to shoot the actually good guns?
Yep, that's for them.
I got catwalk for you, apologies in case you're not going to rotate it.
I think it's been a fake.
Window, window, up apartments.
I don't think so.
I got two.
Alright, they lit them.
They're all apartments from what I could tell.
I think it's out of four.
Back of sight.
Damn it.
Oh, what the fuck? W patients.
Sorry. W patients.
That was crazy.
I can see all I can see was his foot as I died.
He just, he zoomed around the corner, man.
I didn't even think you could do that.
Come on, come on, jump, jump.
Apollo, I'm gonna incendiary.
I got no smoke this round.
Yeah, they're two here, two here, two A.
Oh, never mind.
We pivot.
I'm fucked.
He's jumping on you?
I
Bombing site down oh on on on on
Careful when it goes far behind you guys
Nice we take
I hit a bunch of fun. That was fucking scary
They're gonna go be jump on you 5v you guys believe me do you try to reach shit? That's fucking crazy. Can you buy me one?
I got you. Thank you. I'm telling you, I need to go 4B. I'm gonna tell you, it's gonna work, it's gonna work.
I'll let you know if there's needs there. Trust in the process. Justin does not trust the process.
Nah, they're not gonna stay here and smoke in this one.
Let me incendiary apartments.
Oh, there's needs here? But they're not up. Nevermind. More needs?
They're not in, okay. They're throwing enough names that I thought they'd gotta be here.
I don't know, it's different this time, isn't it?
It could be a fake, yeah. Orange is holding on to B site at least.
Peaky mid, okay.
Shots on mid. Nice.
I hear steps B, air steps B. Coming.
There's one egg.
I'm going to try to do an apartment flank.
I got two down on just outside apartments.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, a guy got me.
Oh, there is still a T spawn.
Oh, come on.
These things in our spawn.
In our spawn.
Oh, shit.
Let's go.
I
Go admit
Yeah orange got one a cat one oh
No, it's kind of crazy orange is on a gram with a scout man
Hmm I guess maybe he's doing that rocket league thing where he's like he's a by
Yeah, zero
I will keep the armor in a second by you and then I'll at least he's got an op this
time.
Yeah, him with an op is unstoppable to be honest.
Oh, he's stuck in the bush.
Flash is mid.
Physics fell.
Grenades apartments.
Yeah, lots of grenades are published.
Yeah, one window.
They're all in apartments.
I saw four.
Five on the map.
In the window.
That's me.
Oh.
You got this.
You got this orange.
Swag.
Good shot.
Good shot.
crazy way to play match point but you got to accept it you got to respect it
we tried our damn this was a good fucking try man I don't know why we
take Scottish down in case I was out of the gym
good fucking good fucking good fucking controlling perfect timing for jackbox
yeah that's kind of crazy actually 16 man it's pretty good man let's run one
One more real quick, right before my mouth closed, because I am a bad person.
One more, one more, on Minj, on Minj.
Go, go, go, he's in, go, go, go, he's in, he's in, go, go.
I'm going to go pee first though, I'll be right back.
On Minj.
Yep, yep, yep.
Oh, I love Minj.
It's my favorite man.
Someone clip that.
All right, that's quick.
It's the I Love Minj part.
I think it's, guy that gets owned for loving pussy, someone clip that, that's real
bear.
Someone clip that, someone clip that.
This guy's gay.
What the heck?
He loves pussy.
You've been playing too much Counter-Strike, man.
We're going to get you a Counter-Strike.
You're going to get too many Counter-Strike games.
I just call it Minj.
You know what's a plot point in the Sopranos?
What?
What?
Like, Junior Soprano is mad because someone finds out he ain't pussy, which means you're gay.
That's so...
I'm starting, man.
Very perfect. Yeah, I'll be right back to actually.
It's just human being mouth.
All right, it's just me.
Hi, everybody. Hope you're having a nice Friday.
A light full of my desk.
That's fucked up.
I'm playing with the elastics in today, so I'm getting the jaw workout.
Hello, mouth.
Sorry I said when Justin said it was just us two I was like I'm actually going to leave
Let me change my category
We should fuck it do
I'm making buttertarts on stream to our guys. You want to help me eat some what time you doing that?
I don't know
I love to watch a cooking
probably
you know
at least like
11 or 12 Easter
I'm still I'm streaking on only eating food. I prepare at home. That's nice
I need to get back in that bra. Got Taco Bell last night. Oh, I'm running back to the coconut curry. It's so damn good
And now I've got some peanuts to crush and crumble over the top. Oh, baby
Crush nuts I've been
I'm sorry y'all. I was gonna say I'm gonna level with you
I'm gonna tell you some shit you don't hear from people a lot online made a flank steak last night kind of sucked
Problem was it was it was cooked
It was cooked properly, but I think it needs to be marinated for more for sure like it's it yeah
Cook was right, but it came out pretty tough to be honest with you. That's fair
I got a chuck steak, which is normally not great, but I do it in the instant pot with like a like French onion soup base
That's fucking smart make some french dips. That is fucking smart right there. Oh, I forgot to get
I know where provolone looks like real up close now. Oh, do you know what I've been doing wait?
Why dude? I think I got big into ham lately dried hands
I'm being that ass with you. You don't even want to start that shit with a guy like me
I'm a runner. You're the one with some Corona ham, bro.
So I'm on man. Chego cheese, Serrano ham, bagel.
That's a fancy ass fucking bagel, man.
Yeah, I'm sucking that motherfucker, bro. It deserves it.
Can I tell you about the rap I made today?
Yeah, man.
Is it goes to a hip hop, a hippie.
Yes. Stop the bump.
My name is Justin and I'm here to say I did ham.
It looks just like it did it.
Ham, banana peppers, a little honey mustard, a little lettuce,
a little cheese.
It's delicious.
It's all little.
It's awesome.
It looks delectable.
I mean, that sounds delectable.
I don't know what it looks like, honestly, sorry.
I'm on a verge of inventing something, too, myself.
Oh.
It's called the sloppy Jolene.
Right, you've been hinting at this for a little bit.
Yeah.
What is it again?
Well, it'll be like a sloppy joe, but instead of on a bun, it'll be in a tortilla.
What's the password right?
That's just gonna scoop my belly out, man.
No, no, no, that's what seals it and then add some other stuff.
Really hidden us.
I'm bringing back the crunchy.
Yeah, this is crazy.
Dude, we're warmed up.
We've been we've been yapping in CS and for three hours.
We've even spoken in a normal conversation in the last 3 hours man.
Crunchy anyone?
Crunchy?
I'm going to sell Crunchy's at the...
That's like a music festival.
Guys if you go to a music festival, Crunchy is a sandwich with ingredients you'd put
on crackers in it with crackers in it.
Okay.
Ohhhh.
So like salami and cheese with saltines in it.
Yeah that's good.
Scrum diddlyumptious. We call it a crunchy and by we I mean me. I made it up
I forgot about the first person to ever put crackers on a sandwich
Saltines bro, saltines actually go crazy in a sandwich. Usually in the sandwich they put stuff to make it like a little more moist
The saltine of swing. They are a little bit dry. Thank you. I like that. Justin. Thank you
Here for Jotha though, man. Come on
Yeah, true true
Plus I've got a type you can just pitch pick your catchphrase
Okay, I think about words to type so that jackbox cannot give them to you. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm for me stinker
Some of you needed that I apologize yeah, I don't know how to play
Hmm
I feel really good about what I put in same I got some good ones I did some good ones my
brain went you're out and I said no just lock in for another nine seconds that's it I see
I got a really good word that doesn't make sense in the joke.
It sucks, because I wish I had it for a different one.
Fuck, I hear resetting, I got a bunch of defaults.
Yes, yes, yes.
Okay, yes.
I
We're at the halfway point stuck then hit the joke for me, but
And it was actually like it was good. No, it wasn't it wasn't it was a good
Me to be in the trailer, but I didn't see the email I don't think
Boss enough
Sorry every time I heard a crunch I lost
Yeah, I don't know why my crutches are going through.
He's eating the goldfish, bro.
Can't they hear me out?
Sloppy Jolene with marinated saltine crackers.
Bro, all you fucking anything.
Dude, saltine crackers in a sloppy Jolene sounds crazy, or a joe.
Jolene pretty sloppy, getting with her man, dude.
Yeah.
She's a messy bitch.
Why are they called Bibles and not Book of Mormons?
True.
Omen.
I really like the Mormon.
This is the proven point.
All righty.
OK, that's great.
That's great.
Have you ever tried gay pianoing?
That's when you jackman enough.
Oh, oh, Lee.
It's going to be funny if I know who that is.
Oh, dude, no, no, no, no, see that is right.
But that's insane.
I would give me some Liberace and Elton John stuff.
And I said, no, let's go for the word play that.
You guys, I'm telling you, got a vote for that.
It's so good.
now if you're fucked buddy or not just feel like this is like a conspiracy set up
and i don't want to vote for this is like a government ploy bro i got a game lobbyist on my side
oh fuck i forgot to vote i was thinking about the options i told you mormon is dead
he that mouth dead yet nothing to do with your joke ryan's job was just really good yeah but mormon
and
you
also you're welcome for gay
there's a lot of gay
mounds I got in mind
and you don't get gay toilet?
yep I got them both at the same time
I like my jelly bean salad
a lot of variety, fully flicked
and drag to the garden
you said it with
passion
I want to give everything it's time in the spotlight
spotlight. Marriage is a lot like teeth. You start with 32 of them and slowly lose them
all. What the fuck? Mormon? That's not how teeth work either. Yeah, it is. God's tackled
that man tackle him
that's my 32 wipes
you're starred with it apparently
I'll take it tie dude
that was crazy
oh dude yeah imagine if marriage was like a battle right now
you get married, it's probably cool
I'm sorry I looked teeth by the way
for some people it is bro hiding until there's only two left and then you
kind of win by default. I'm so dumb I thought penises were made for pissing and not for all
this fun I've been hearing about.
That's like a guy who does not know he can come until age like 39.
I just feel like that's dad, like dad's making a joke in the jackbox living room session.
I asked you little gay toilet because chibley is always eating pussy soup out of me
Ha!
Wow
Jesus Christ
What the fuck am I doing?
You guys are talking about the stars
He ate pussy out of the mother toilet
I mean the gay toilet
Yeah!
Wait what?
The mother toilet
Nobody said mother toilet
You should have just known
Yeah he knows chibley knows
Oh okay I know
I think the game ate my words. I think y'all be using them. They're so good
Yeah
Did you write northern line? I didn't okay?
You're safe them. I forgot I wrote jokes. I
Have more snakes then a plane
Playing reference that bro. I thought that just sit there playing and I was cracking up
No, I'm joking
God created hot air balloons by
Giving balloons a real job
Yeah hot air. I'm a true. I think it's just like those balloons are actually like doing something
They're moving people around or like up and down at least we need
Okay, we're getting rid of stroll like plastic strolls. We need to get rid of balloons, bro
That shit pisses me off. How are you gonna get rid of like plastic straws something that's good the blues
We're getting rid of paper straws man. Yeah, I get with the
Good good
I was done locked. I couldn't I couldn't focus
You ever notice how northern lion looks like me
Sebastian Stan
Alright, thank you
Put the ball to the end of the search
Put the ball to the end of the search
Ok, I'll do that
Sebastian Stan
No, it doesn't hit
You ever notice how job interviews are just a fancy version of unemployment?
So true
Damn, someone fucking laughs
Hearing a car speed away, that sounds like the worst joke ever
I can't vote for you because you do not look like this at all.
Google Sebastian Stan Fjord.
Yeah, Google Fjord.
Sebastian Stan Fjord.
What does she have to do with anything?
Look now, she's the Icelandic singer, right, Fjord?
This is so funny.
Just kidding.
That's Bjork, y'all.
All right, Ian, now on the Fjord photo, you're kind of, you're lowkey here.
I mean, it literally is 40,000 likes on Twitter, so you guys basically are not
keeping up with current events.
I typed half way in, I almost sent me a screen shot.
I call my bedroom the Thailand, because I go in there when I'm tired.
Nooo.
Okay.
Actual joke.
That's weird.
There's no way I'm being mad with this, but good luck.
I'm smiling.
I'm smiling right now.
How many portal to IHOP does it take to change a lifeboat?
This is a crazy start.
One to screw it in and two to teleport to iHOP and order the fruity 2D fresh and fruity. I'm gay
The fruity 2D fresh and fruity
It gets that a different font size man
I've never seen that.
It does.
W Valor Street.
PlayStation or Xbox?
It's gotta be Xbox.
Thank you.
Yeah, that's fair.
Really?
Who would not?
Who was Portal to iHop?
That was me.
I will say grammatically it did not fit in.
I had a joke but I picked it anyway.
It should have been, it was supposed to be plural.
It should have been Portal to iHops.
tops
Oh hell no man
We got fucking back seaters in jackbox chat man
What the hell
For real?
The person who wrote the joke is supposed to read it
Who cares man
The rhyme wants all the glory
I dropped out of high school I'm not reading shit dude
one too many books yep one book after another well I'm not gonna beat the jack
We're doing this already
Hmm, right I'm also hmm
You know what fuck it
I'm out over a ledge on this one and you guys are going to have the chance to pull me back
or drop me and I think that's looking exciting I think that's kinetic I think that's what
this live type entertainment is all about.
He is one step closer to the end.
Did you guys see the Penile Injection scandal in Ski Jumping?
No.
Apparently more aerodynamic cock?
Yes.
Apparently if you inject your PNX...
What?
Never mind.
Go on.
Your PNX bro.
Your PNX.
It's an Xbox Game Tag.
He is still football coded.
It's an Xbox game attack.
He's still football coded.
Give him a couple days.
Two pulls almost out.
A big game.
You ever notice how job interviews are just a fancy version of two all beef patties special
sauce lettuce cheese pickles onions on a sasa.
All right.
No, that's a joke for me.
I
Anyway, if you inject your cock with something that makes it bigger when they take the measurements
Then when you're caught those down in normal size
It creates like a little sale on your uniform because you got the you've got more space and then extra five centimeters
The space can let you travel five more meters on a ski jump. Oh, hey
Okay, why don't you just get like a little bit of both of those though? Yeah, I'm gonna have the science for that one
If you ever tried gay pianoing, that's when you play with your Elton Johnson.
Alright, that's good.
That's good.
I know that guy.
Yeah, I know that guy.
You know him?
You know that guy?
Yeah.
What?
Yeah, Elton Johnson.
Personally?
Yeah.
Randy's brother.
Don't meet a lot of Elton's these days.
What was Randy Johnson's catchphrase that he used to say some shit?
I'm pitching here.
You said that's a no from me, dog.
Yes, thank you.
That's Randy Jackson.
That's Randy Jackson.
Oh, I said Randy Johnson, my bad.
Randy Johnson, his catchphrase was,
Hey bird, why don't you get blown up?
My bad, y'all.
Marriage is a lot like teeth.
Gotta keep them in line or else they become a big pain.
What the fuck?
I
Do thousands joke
I love fucking hate it when you and your wife when you have a wife ladies fucking ladies am I right?
All right, can I say something Andrew dice man is from like almost 50 years ago. Oh, yeah
it's like the 80s right yeah you know I think I think about you know how you
would do the behind the neck smoking thing yeah yeah yeah yeah but jacking off
yeah that would be so and then he turns around and he's really jacking off and
it's actually Louis GK I am more snakes than you sorry I interrupted you thank
you your own you also thought it was gonna go on longer than that I did
also said it was like a disaster man that's good that's a different guy who
also jerks off in front of people and the stand-up comedy
okay I guess okay that's fucking crazy that's insane
god created hot air balloons by
parted in them
by parted in them
this is so fucked up as you've already been outed as a joke for me
so you basically
just gave chiblee like
i forgot that was a joke for me
three thousand points or something
that is unfair
i didn't get him out
gave that to chiblee
did you vote against chiblee
he's cheating
he doesn't cheat in my ass
And mine's a joke for me as well.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Dude, I wish I did a joke for me too.
Dang it.
That would have been funny.
It would have been funny.
You can't joke for me on this round, I think.
I call my bedroom the Thailand.
Because that's where I eat the cream of some young guy.
Christ, man.
this. Christ. You're not pulling me back from the ledge. Good God, man. You can jump.
We're finally getting ready to arrive. I need I need mouth to tell everyone it's a wanes
world reference. I thought about it, but it's not. He's
he's lying
get him
oh yes!
oh no! what?
damn
oh, chaddage, he's not gonna fucking fucking win
jimmy, you get the plus, the people's not gonna have the answer
i'm trying to be close, man
oh man
oh my god
yes! i love it! i love it!
Well this reminds me of when I was at Laneway Festival and I've seen young people late and I was like...
WOOOOOO!
I don't know what happened!
He really does the one thing and then talks about it relentlessly for the next two...
Bro I'm telling you!
Dude that's what it's like to be 20 years old!
I'm depressing!
I'm happy!
Yes bro!
It's not depressing to live your entire life inside for 28 years and then finally do stuff.
It's actually fucking awesome because it's so much better in a 28 for some reason.
Oh...
21 years old!
You're 28!
Oh sorry, go ahead.
I was just saying he's been building up powers all the time now
Yeah literally dude, I said I was gonna have a chibli summer and I am
There's just one problem bro, it's like you want to die again
Oooh yeah right
And the sun is out
Wow, here too boys
I'm holding a slipper right now like I'm gonna slap you
I can't even agree to that side right now
Why are you holding a slipper?
I don't know man, it's my fidget toy
This is what a fidget toy is for a 28 year old
take a big sniff of that. My Uggs that Apollo hates. They smell good bro, keep it clean.
He said who the hell would pay this for this? They were too expensive.
No man they made out they're the best thing. You could have gotten a knife for that.
I have a knife. What are all you robots doing here? Knife check? I'm gonna sell it.
I have a knife on my disc. I think this is the password.
I hear him.
Slip is going back on.
You know it's rap battle.
Yes sir!
Oh shit.
Yeah!
We're all in. Holy fuck.
Listen to that ride dude.
Okay. Gotta charge up here.
check it out you know it's Shadowmaster MC
we got a lot of let's say interesting things in here tonight
it's back in the day when the intros were even longer than
you think it's possible they didn't expect a group of people
to play this for ten years
does someone else have the skip button? no honor I hit it
now they're just still talking and they have to explain that you hit skip and go like whoa
Whoa you want to play the game to the hell out brah let me type and then
we're gonna tell you how to play anyway in the screen too
let me type
Okay, okay, okay, with one minute to spare, I can talk and fuck all you guys up, you know.
It actually is every word you say is just inspiring, new and ever-
Well, that's good, because you're my opponent, and I want to win fair and square, you know.
I want you at your best, not at your fucking nerd rhymes.
My name is Ryan and I like math.
Not a lot of worms are on a road-driver math, man. That sucks.
You know you can use rhyme for me to have a spillage of math.
you're in for a world of hurt brother good good that ain't gonna get to this is gonna be early
this is gonna be like the nsc championship game you know the real super bowl yeah nsc championship
game uh in 2013 okay 2013 that's gonna be super bowl league seven the giants took that picture on
the yacht remember that one first two robot battle wrappers up here and they ready to maybe
Let's put it that way.
Let us know if you're a quack or dope.
It's me.
Look at me now, live in life to the favoritists.
I'm rolling you like your molly ed laneway fest.
I'm set to rule, so hand me the UG slippers.
Shout out to all of my edging cum drippers.
I'll just do it again cover your heads my beats drop like balls and they're
gonna swing like crazy since I'm very tall I swag when the sun rises and when
it trains, and guess what, I still have more snakes than a plane.
Damn!
That's pretty crazy.
I do think if Ryan was versus Chiblee it would have been crazier.
It would have been.
I voted for Ryan because he was making me references.
Yes, exactly.
You references.
He's courting the Chiblee vote.
Yeah, I'm cooked so I'm afraid.
Chiblee's got a big vote.
That was a good 50-50-60-40 kind of battle.
i'm i'm feeling like eighty twenty is with the book now i'm thinking sixty one
thirty nine
okay forty fifty one
that honestly that's where it should have been
fifty five forty five yeah maybe if she's eight foot four
no i'm talking about so it's a lot
you know
well i think that'd be pretty those measures
damn right man
santha's got elves i got my wives
yeah it's in guts we are taking your lives
knock knock who's there it's me little bugle bee open the door and I have a
surprise my big kegled pea
wow
bang
gather around them about to get putrid the kind of guy they call vicious
said viscous says I'm sleeter than candy sharper than a telephone I got the dirt on you
right on my coda chrome
and that last one
we can't do this to the start
i need
you fuck yourself with
putrid man that's that's really
hard to rhyme
i'm just
rhyming's easy
you're making a good rhyme
it's the trick
throw in ryan out
more bid
oh i suck on my tid
I just should have said suck on my tit
Yep
Suck on my tit
First run
He's the same for the next time
Yeah ignore putrid this time
Yeah putrid I mean
No suck on my tit
Shut up suck on my tit
I'm coming around dude
I'm dangerous
Like a floppy weenus
Oops sorry that was my enormous penis
Come on man
enormous penis. I got underwear that's sprayed with flubber. Watch me take them off. Gonna
make you shudder.
When Corey's rhyme starts with a weenus, it really only wants to be a weenus, but penis
is great.
The name of my game is Rap Till I Suck Job, and I suck it like it's corn on the cob.
This is my best friend, failure is my horny, after your rhymes we're calling you corny.
Whoa!
That's pretty good.
We are also kind of hitting the same flow as Mike Myers and so I married an axe murderer.
Oh man.
Man, we've all seen that, right?
I've seen it.
I don't remember.
Actually I've seen that.
I really don't remember because I was like, ten maybe.
I think he goes, those cartoon girls make me so horny every Saturday morning.
Can we talk about that's not Mike Myers 1990s hair and how insane it is, but also how beautiful it is
It was really beautiful
No one else in history has ever rocked
Like he was like a BTS hairstyle 30 years before BTS existed man
Yeah, it's like very similar to Conan O'Brien's or I don't know. That's like a high high center part. It's crazy
If you are not a fan of the game, please give me a thumbs up.
I'm not gonna get it.
You got after you're writing
done cuz you should.
Dang, I might have gone too
hard, man.
I kind of unlocked that thing
dead chili I can't talk chili is dead
why don't they just certainly maybe since an Annie's I mean that's their
row after their lecture they are sorry why don't they just fucking put marinara
in a bowl or fucking chili on the spaghetti man they're pretty fucking
close you got 12 seconds Justin mouth and I'm so fucked I'm so fucked and
So I was okay. I was fucked Justin. I'm already fucked five four man. Why don't I open the first room?
I'm gonna kill me I kind of back myself into
Pretty give you a countdown
Oh gonna go home crying you little kid
I know, I'm Miska Sid, I'm my goatsy, it's so putrid.
This is no Valentine, this is a Barb.
Gonna do you dirty like that girl in the tub.
What the fuck?
You just gave up.
You're gonna say Tarb.
There's a turb.
Just one question, what's up with your cocks?
And damn son, you ain't even a real fox.
Oh shit.
gone downhill you used to be new
now all you talk about is just stupid food all
all
that's too close
down downhill
I did say downhill
down downhill
down hill
I think there's like fifty accents fighting it out in my brain at any time
and chile you're so cooked
you really are cool though
And they're all problematic
Just don't hit your head or one might be permanent
I'm sure I'd still stream I don't care
Oh my god
Some people would be like you can't talk like that
And I would show them like my medical record or something
And then I'd be like guess what you thought I was racist
Turns out you're ableist motherf**ker
Spin it
They would be like nooo
No
They've melted some shit
shit. Break trains coming right at your weenus.
Come on.
Doctor, here, gotta check your ass for a novel bacteria genus.
Bangin' on your door like a bang, bang, bang.
Bang, bang, bang, you rang.
Okay, surely.
Bang, bang, you rang.
Bang, you rang.
Thanks, sir.
I can read you like a book like the Bible.
Bartholomew was my favorite disciple.
You're so broke you can't you can't afford the revelations. I want a hot dog from Nathan's
Okay, I went biblical and I spotted at the end and what?
My god
But you thought I was gonna say penis. I was to have it right
Sentences like every single one requires you to be on top of your fucking game
people are half rhyming they're there I mean it's tough let me just put it I'm
not even sure if that's how you spell we miss oh my lord people hate God and
hot dogs I picked you man cuz I love hot dogs I knew you would I was trying to
get the jib we've heard you don't do the other time my insurance where I
posted three videos be like this initials you a hot dog I just kept
spamming them we get three hot dogs looks like you made it back from the
bank where I'm going there's no coming back to have a lank you can't beat me so
don't even shit I poo poo on you the fumes I emit straight hit you straight hit
you straight hit you
don't give a fuck about anything
after I'm done I'll steal your treasure your prostate the source of all anal
I'm so excited for you.
You're as dirty as your vegetable peeler.
You're a bust over 21 like a blackjack dealer.
Damn.
You didn't have to kill the guy.
He was gonna lose anyway.
I'd say you could kill Chili.
I think Chili's dead.
Why is my name Chili?
Why is your name now?
But if everyone voted for me, I'd be fucking funny.
No, don't do it.
Dude, he's saying you're gonna steal your prostate, man.
Look the source of all
There's nowhere to hide
That's not good. That's just really not good for me. I've got the chip on it
There's no coming back
From the place where you can't have a whatever he said
That's because my alt charge my alt charge was empty after I ulted in the first
He said a word wrong. What else notice they would give a fuck. He said a word wrong
Yeah, but I've got my teeth in three pieces of rubber on my teeth, so
I'm like doing an active work, I'm burning calories while I open my mouth, bro. There's another round, bro
I'm not even 50% yet
Taking a risk
Okay, so this is gonna fuck me no matter what I wrote so at least I went there
to uh you know what I'll rewrite it I don't want to get a parental advisor
this is I fuck I'm sorry like walk away from
So what's y'all up to? How you living? What's going on?
Gonna make a coffee after this.
I'm not really trying to rhyme.
That's fair, that's fair.
The coffee's good.
They're pretty good.
I'll say it.
They're pretty good?
Fuck you, still at it.
Okay, I think that's a good one.
Got my food.
That's how confident I am.
I'm not saying I push you in front of me. I'm also not saying I would 40 seconds
bottom
Almost too much
I'm fucking on leash today
I don't know what I'm doing.
He's unleashed.
Going to the dog park?
Pro.
Right out of time.
You ready?
Let me see it.
Let me see it.
What did I just hear?
Right out of time.
Me, I fell out of this world.
You make people dance, you make people putrid.
Hear the auction, people trying to give you a negative bid.
You spit rhymes like your mouth's full of your penises.
Look so odd, scientists need to come up with new genuses.
Okay, I'll kick you in the head.
Oh my god.
Is that the callback rapper?
I said putrid was a bad word,
I mean, took that personally.
I'm renting space inside your mind palace
and overflow it is my cum chalice.
I'm taking you down like an ugly wreath.
I'm chomping your dick like pussy with teeth.
Damn.
Oh my god.
Holy shit.
Damn.
Thank you.
You finally got my joke boat problem.
Mine palace and coming palace is a crazy combo.
I was pretty happy with that.
That's good.
Sweet beans associated with Sherlock Holmes.
The Melbourne Moner strikes again, hitting every scale.
You can't psych me out, I'm really sexy.
Look how large my awesome penis is.
Very sexy.
Jesus.
Yeah, boy.
Damn, sexy with sexy.
You went to a music festival.
What the fuck rhymes with sexy, dude?
You know that!
You know this word!
I know.
I don't think like that.
Dropping the mic because your hands are too smells like chili.
Could you grab that, ha ha, I'm fucking you now, chibli.
You look like you got caught in a tornado.
After fucking you, I'm gonna suck them toes.
Damn!
The majority there.
Yeah, you see, he dropped the mic and then I'm fucking him.
I asked him to pick it up.
Yeah, so you basically, you'd be in like a prison, drop the soap thing on Chibli.
Many, and then he's not okay, just for the record.
Not okay.
So we look for Chibli, because he's doing some crazy shit.
He's rhyming sexy with sexy.
Yeah, which shows that I'm such a confident rapper that I can just do that, which means I'm sexy back there.
What the hell?
Blame the hand.
They're feeling bad about this.
What do you mean the Ghibli buff, my first one?
You are doing the same word!
And bro, this board of life about playing by the rules.
Oh shit, he's gonna do crime.
He's gonna do crime.
I heard what you said, that's the last curry.
you really gonna lose a rap to a furry I'm gonna put your sorry ass in a cone of
malaise you so out of touch that you still want to join phase oh shit I thought
you're gonna say some shit ladies
I get ready for this one go and tell your mama that you got started you're
such a Simpson that your fit is straight barred I knew you were coming
because I smelled Bishop's stool, your garbage can smells like a swimming pool.
Your garbage can smells like a swimming pool.
He went nerd rap mode man, I don't know what to think about it.
It doesn't smell, I've seen it.
It smells.
It smells like a swimming pool.
It didn't smell like a swimming pool to my knowledge.
It smells like garbage can.
chlorine is not nice
the smell
that's so fucked up
whoa
i didn't expect that one
guys, bardid was good
guys, come smells like chlorine in the swimming pool
what?
yes it does
chat?
I'm like Tromid because one time I said come smells in my entire time
I was like no it doesn't you're fucked you're fucked
Tromid they don't want to think that their mom knows that they jacked off
when they were like 12 years old
It doesn't smell
Every time your mom opened up your fucking stank ass room it smelled like a YMCA
What's the energy drink?
Is this like a cilantro thing?
I don't know but it is chlorine
Someone in chat said guy who drank 40 litres of swimming pool water
That's really good
I think come kind of smells like energy drink
If you are in there with it, you don't smell it
But if you enter a room with it, you are like
You got like the, the, the, the essence of it.
Your room smells like calm man, you got, you got to stop.
Sorry I should have been saying that I shouldn't be litigating the joke but.
It's too much.
I'm usually, I'm just usually not sniffing nut, personally I don't know I gotta try.
You fucking have six so you quickly go, I'm gonna come, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna
go.
I think that doesn't smell, like it's not a strong smell.
You guys are in the Camalié?
You're in the, checking out the Camalié?
I can tell you guys are self-reporting. You're not load-maxing. I should be load-maxing. I'm sorry
You're self-reporting. Can you believe it? Oh millennial men Gen Z. Am I right millennial men and not load-maxing?
You probably have it come in like six months. What the fuck you talking about brother
I appreciate you put me in a tough spot
We don't have that in Canada.
I'm going to... we got some shit.
I'm going to invoke Charters of...
Yeah, I'm going to invoke R37
other Charters of Rights and Freedoms.
Man, I don't like to think that
Northern Lion has watched porn.
That's really rude of him.
In the last week.
Wait, who's your favorite porn actor?
Isn't it Emily Blunt, Ryan?
Who the hell is Emily Blunt?
Those who know know.
We gotta leave them alone.
Those who know know!
They're literally mad because I came in second place on the last one.
You see how fucked up this is?
All because, listen, this is how you know you're fucking...
like, on to something.
I said, come smells like chlorine, and then they all attack me at the same time.
This is like some, this is some in-group out-group shit.
I had a good time.
I'm not even gonna get mad about you putting me in that group.
I just don't care about anything.
I think you think it's crazy.
Everything smells.
Real smell is no man.
You get nose blind to I think to every smell you make though.
Exactly.
Uh oh.
I said I don't smell like much though.
Exactly.
Exactly.
Well like it's your own B.O.
Like you get nose blind to your own B.O.
No you don't bro.
I don't.
A little bit bro.
No dude, I guarantee you are stinking mad crazy for your own VO Hitchhills.
You want to do the intro play twice?
I wasn't paying attention.
I wasn't paying attention.
I might have gone back in time for a second, that was weird.
The courteous dick sucky who eats pineapple all the time.
Is that anything?
I think that's a lot of guys.
Yeah?
But you can do an extra wrinkle on it, you can do something like the guy who's never had his dick sucked
but is eating a lot of pineapple because he heard it makes his tongue taste better.
Yeah, just in case. Yeah, it's like always stay ready.
On your device, you'll see two word columns. Pick words to build a sentence describing your
problem and then you have to submit when you're finished.
Getting ready to film that one scene in the movie Short Bus?
Oh, and you can choose more than one word in the film.
Yes, yes, I've seen it.
If you want to get creative.
Suki and Lee
It's known for the sex scenes they do the sex
She got a movie come what minute did one minute these
Mr.. Skin brother did the short buses a movie about sex
Watch it on the first date the category is
I got this first guess there are not many full funny individual
No old comedians man. They are the government daddy. Wow. So these black before
The government daddy the government daddy
I
They're nothing like Joe Biden Trump, okay
That guy he's so old-fashioned
and
they would be friends with the bear
,
and
it's so hard to get you here it's so hard to get you here
that's true though that part out that last part is damn truly
and
and
what
what
what
what
what
what
what
what
Oh yeah it had to be here, there was not a lot of stuff
Oh so hard to get you there
He's the government daddy?
Yeah, well he's kind of like the anti-government daddy
Yeah he's a libertarian right?
Nice work
And everyone who's completed a helpful gathering gets some points too
Well it sounds like the government is his daddy
In that case
Did that guy in the last of us though?
Oh man.
He was doing some Cory Chibley stuff.
Incredible individual.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Here we go.
This is to the side.
Mr. Beast, they are famous for the stupid style growing.
Oh.
Is that the Hulk?
Sweet.
Miley Cyrus.
They're kind of similar to the Pikachu.
What?
I thought about the star thing for two seconds.
All those things about him, he's kinda like Pikachu because Pikachu is the fucking thing.
He's the main guy.
Mario's the main guy.
Pikachu.
He's one of our favorite football fans.
Pikachu fucking tough.
Bro, we stab you.
I'm gonna do that.
It's a terrible place.
Alright guys, alright.
One more.
One load.
Church home.
All right guys, all right
so much skyscraper what the fuck that was bad oh oh i was just typing it
i was still thinking like st louis
this is really st louis urm yeah st louis that's enough
I'm prepared and believe in the house
The Cat-Glorious story
My ass is on one today
It's a story about a grumpy protagonist
and a cold circumstance
Oh my god
I type Scrooge
I forgot the name of the whole story
I wasn't even ready. It's the grumpy old man. Yep
High-five guys
I was made I was made talking. Yeah, come on
Oh
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
Fuck what's it called? Oh god damn it
Oh, is it the show is not called that's right character from the show. I don't it's not not a professor an American dude
Congratulations, you successfully wrote a sentence
Oh my god, it's obviously this
I thought Chibu was going to get it in 0.1 seconds
I'm sorry man, I've not caught up on the latest season, I'm just kind of out of the
minute
Has Peter gone on those Epic yet? That feels like a free episode.
Are they still making it?
Yes, that's been done. Okay.
It's a humongous, impressive tourism object.
Let's do this.
Takai 101, meaning tower of whatever.
Burge.
Petronas towers.
It's where you ride up, the McDon.
300
Shintai Bro
Giving them a bad rating because they didn't bring it to 4-3
Not a lot of them
Man these two are kind of hard
I love picking someone that only Ryan will know
That's how I'm feeling with this one, I kind of want to do it
The feelthorian?
The feelthorian.
My poor mind knows this is...
The feelthorian Mary?
I'm not very would know.
It's old, it's old.
I'm not a douche. It's old and they live in Vancouver.
Tap a word to put it in your sentence.
Tap it again to take it out.
We've got this.
Hmm.
I'm hungry yum can't you like go up the Empire State Building like the top of it Alex
could
It's got to be so annoying for the people who like work there. You know bro is like all
elevators out no problem see you in 38 minutes. I think they have their own like forest elevator
The category is place dumbass play for the names do must it's an old community
Castle hmm yes wow you have gotten it did you think about that question yes I did
help me spell the personal debate I've been having if you one tell your penis
does it get bigger without getting like it's not hard it just go like it's
It has to get a little bigger, but also it has to get a little bit thinner as well.
That's the theory of joke.
It's a story about a not humongous anti-hero creature.
And so it begins.
Wow!
He's the best looking guest of my life.
Incredible.
I didn't think it would be any man.
Any taco match today.
not a joke talk to me after we're in the same shirt well you gotta slow the fuck down
the problem is we were playing too much of this
so they're like always kind of floating around today we've definitely had that one before
i'm pretty sure i've done this one before too they're an amazing dead substance individual
No.
Okay!
Okay!
I was typing Elizabeth Sparkle.
Who's that?
She took a shit in the mother toilet.
Yeah!
It's the mother toilet, is that like where Kombucha comes from?
No, no, don't tell him, don't tell him.
We're gatekeeping the mother toilet.
We are putting the lid down on the mother toilet.
and flushing till it fucking doesn't make a sound anymore
terrible patch
terrible patch
so patch of what?
yes
this bi
cabbage patch
I don't know where patch is going to be in it
it is the mother nature
Hey
Like I someone got it. What is a thing?
Now that it's kind of a little shit
wait fields
Oh
terrible metals
We're on some led Zeppelin shit, bro
fucking nails and brambles
bro thought there was a bustle in the damn hedgerow
isn't that Harry Potter's owl?
I have no idea, honestly
oh shit
I can't type
It is the human.
I think I could just finish there.
That's the classes of roads, man.
That's a thing.
Statue of Liberty.
Christ.
David.
David.
David.
David.
David.
David.
David.
David.
David.
David.
David.
David.
David.
David.
David.
I mean ancient Rome
Doesn't say colossal. Oh, yeah
Okay, this one's gonna take a while
It's a massive cheery magic place
your mom's asshole
your mom's asshole
he skipped
England
it has the same vibe as Costco
small club
small club
I'm not sure
They're not gonna have tears in the list man
What is it like this place has a wintry guy
Oh my god
Is it this
I would have I would have never gotten there
That's so fucking funny doesn't have the same vibe as Costco like
I imagine it's like Costco bro a massive fucking warehouse with everything in it
bro like they fulfill like Amazon orders you know like they're running around
grabbing a bunch
you always have to piss in bottles
and it's not okay
that's where you'll meet Amber and Doug
anybody got any suggestions mouth you got any suggestions
my crotch oh see it's no game
No.
See us go to the pain.
No, I was like a job job.
This is me job job job at like a job job.
I don't know job job.
That's not the game we have the game.
It does.
Oh.
Have this man.
OK, Corey, Corey, you got this.
You're something going around, bro.
he's probably a fucking spread man i don't know why laughing is what i want to do
we get it man you're sick
no i'm not sick
lots of people are sick i mean obviously you're sick
i'm not
come on
i said the fuck up like you're sick
that's what happens when you're sick
no no no no i'm fine
I'm probably just like snoring too much or something 6 6 7. Yeah, man, I'm done yet. I'm
the king. I think it's joke 6 7 is going stronger than ever, man. Really? Yeah, don't change
this up. I think it's you got hit, bro. You got bit by a fucking zombie. Zombie Lord.
Yeah, it's not a down try all the mythical creatures to get bit by zombies gotta be the worst like just automatically, right?
Hmm, it depends how you feel about like being a vampire, I guess
Yeah, I'd rather be a vampire than a zombie bro vampires get to be hot. Yeah. Yeah
Yeah, but you can never feel my problems about vampires
That's a fucking good one.
I'm so sorry for one of my answers.
I answered knowing people wouldn't really see it except one person, that's true.
I'm sorry, that would be your finger hurt, then.
That was kind of a finger.
Remember?
Of course I remember, I did the fucking call-back.
I know but you just kind of dismissed it and well you because you know ended me so I had to know and you
No, and then no and then now we're talking
Must go
All right, you can't write those words man. I don't think no you didn't get my words
who's being she said this about this person that's just in what person
I'm like copy it word for really really funny
Oh, what ever.
Sure, sure, I'm in.
I'm there.
That was a very tight one.
I just spent some time on it.
I'm locking in.
What's a charitable cause that's close to your heart?
Make a northern lion wig.
Make them feel sexy.
Cheddar quiff on the penis shaft.
That's horrible.
That's awful.
That is rough.
The person who wrote those words is awful.
The person who put them together in that order is awful.
Man, like that's just bad.
I hated everything about that now.
Damn.
That's all just a worry person.
Do you want to know what words you wrote?
Come, come, come, come.
I didn't come.
I didn't come.
I blame both people.
I blame both people.
I did no come.
both me what was your biggest issue with your former employer banned dumb ass
boys from fragging be counter strike I always suck a relative who wore a 1950s
leather jacket I hate when my boss banned the dumb ass boys from
Friggy counter strike the knee counter strike. I don't feel like Rush B Rush B
Very nurse
What is something that inspires you
you.
Free Sir John Travolta aura farming like this dude in the 1950s or Ryan's penis is really
small so insanely small it makes you traumatized.
And that inspires you.
He's a really good guy.
He's a really good guy, bro.
Yeah.
Penis defaults.
That's crazy.
Oh.
Who wrote that?
What does collaboration mean to you?
Suck his hot collaboration cock until I drunk?
Or two sexy people stream bitch?
big that
big
sorry I'm like almost threw it up
are you sick?
What's the only thing that is more exciting than career success?
Take out my cumfire arm, or I burst into vampires' huge glasses because vampires are hot, bro.
I wonder whose words those are.
I was coming in the sunglasses for you.
You wrote that.
Plenty of that, man.
I input comma for burst.
Dang!
You could say burst.
Not even bust.
Burst.
Burst.
What does leadership mean to you?
Precious cock talent, hidden tender crisp hot bacon cum, sorry hot cum bacon,
Vavavum, the Buzzingo's the Vooosh, I move.
That's like a vampire answer to the question.
You really don't hear Vavavum that much anymore.
Vavavum!
I've been saying that a lot.
Vavavum!
I also put Buzzongas in.
and the boosh
and the boosh is crazy
it's crazy that Malph got chibli's words twice
how bad
yes
likey likey
who was the question that caused chibli to write about comfort 400 times
I just, I don't even look at this year handwriting
chibli
oh wow you guys are tired
Chibley brought that was Vietnamese
I'm tired just today. I don't know that call your bedroom the Thailand. Yeah, dude cuz I'm going there when I'm tired
and
I don't know.
Okay.
Okay.
Hey, Corey.
What?
41 minutes.
Still chicken potato, bro.
Don't get.
Don't call him a gay.
What the hell?
He didn't say gay.
I said, yay!
I did not.
I should not just get in the game.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
I'm sorry?
What?
Pardon?
Well the logo was Pride
It's New Zealand Pride
So they made the ghost
I don't even got wokes down there
What about the ghost?
I liked it
I had fun on the gay bus
I was happy
of
these words are coded men
who put God in my seven times and often times in a row
not me
also who when they wrote that avilain times didn't really write anything else
You know what I'm gonna figure out who fucking did it
Accidentally left the game. Yeah, bro playing without you by the way, you jealous
Now did you see that the Canada Finland women's hockey game got postponed because the Finnish
team got Norovars?
I did not, no.
No, good.
That's not good.
Every day this week the CEO has offered you and only you a lollipop.
do you respond? CEO, I reckon I say, oh, oh, I have a lot of lollipop. Yeah, it's true.
I can't believe left. I am shocked. I can't believe I can get all the votes. That's how
Now that shit would go down man.
You would have a lot of problem.
You get stuck in the elevator after work, how do you escape?
Mince up my penis, then probably buffoon into the moon.
Ba la voo my bang pu voo shan makes escape.
Okay.
I'm not over BoboBoom yet.
Dang it!
So funny, man.
Dang it!
Use my strap.
It's the annual company potluck.
What are you bringing?
Love?
Peaceful, wonderful love?
Or mushy substances?
Pretend you're a fucking rock star and swallow it.
It's a bolo, it's a bolo, man.
Fuck, dude, that's not my word, man.
What was the bolo?
That deserved it.
Oh, it's a bolo, man.
Who wrote the bolo? Let's find out, dear.
I don't know, dude.
Zionists us.
Someone has been urinating in the supply closet and you know who it is.
What do you do?
Pretend I have the supply closet?
This is too easy, not just my professor, my urinating SO.
One word unlocks the greatest response in job job history.
You accidentally clicked on a phishing email and now the company's data has been stolen. What do you do?
Bro, I really sad I sleep for months or he he he company's data stolen. He he he
Crazy
Oh, man, it's been like a round of sweets.
With like only one word.
That's my word.
You send your manager a saucy text meant for someone else.
How do you address the error?
Get the manager penis?
Come small?
That is it.
My, my, my, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
I got mad because those are all unique entries that I got mad like off my words bar at it.
Does that mess you up a little bit?
Yeah, when you do that and then nothing else, it messes me up.
Come, come, come, come, come, come, come.
Yeah, I got to come one time, buddy.
No.
You got someone else who's come.
No, no, no.
You got someone else who's come.
They're fighting it out with damn prompts.
We'll never know who wrote it.
It's funny that they're getting their own, they're getting each other's words and they
able to fight over it, the words are random, they go to different people, okay fuck us.
That's freaking, that's freaking stock, yes Justin, yes.
Uh, Stun, uh, Stun.
Why, I hate Cory.
They need to do a Northern Lion Jackbox update where they update all the games we play.
That'll be so awesome.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Dope boat, job job, wheel.
time yes our best they could do is Zepal Doom too
new pack is good new pack is good no new pack is a good pack the new pack good
pack I want Daniel playing view mode
I
Played you voice always funny, right?
You know I'm an oil man there will be blood
One of the best
I
Hmm
Hmm
Oh my god every oh no, I typed I typed on the wrong fucking word
Oh, no, I kept on the wrong word you submitted
Well, you have 50 seconds left. Why were you in such a rush because I had I had a perfect elegance
colic prompt
Fuck was that where you just said don't don't don't give him any attention
If I have a cum shake and you have a cum shake and I stretch my
I straw across the room, and it goes into your cum shake.
I drink your cum shake.
I drink it out.
You're going to shut up right now.
You're going to be down here.
I just saw it last week.
I just wanted to look at the pleasant aspects of the countryside
and country life.
The church is lovely for its bucolic setting.
A pastoral poem.
Not that fun.
I love a big fursuit.
I hate a wet fursuit. That's probably the realest one.
I love you, God.
I hate cold cock.
I love you, God.
Picture in that, you know that guy that,
Jesus Christ, I love you, God.
Jesus Christ.
Oh no, man.
You know that guy.
I like the commitment.
I like the commitment.
I love you, God.
you god
I know this guy I love hot bro cock bro bro baby I hate man I girl I love
insanely large cream in Mike oomph I hate Mike gets cream the hiccup oh boy
Oh, he does get the hiccups from time to time, could it be no, no, no, at least did he give
you Mike? Oh, I gave him you did. What the fuck that I type Mike has Mike. I love this.
So, I hate to answer, I love the 1950s greaser John Travolta, I hate Aero style fucking ignorant
buffoon John Travolta.
Damn, that's so specific.
So I tried to look up this guy, the Jesus Christ guy, and one of the responses is,
Stop blocking Cholo for Jesus.
I gotta see that.
Did you just Google Jesus Christ guy?
Kinda.
Was it enough?
It takes a second.
Not even close man.
Oh, Justin won.
Pinched it out!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Pinched it out!
Tell reference!
Justin's saying shit like I hope they remember you.
What?
Thanos?
I haven't seen it.
I haven't seen it in a minute.
I haven't seen it in a minute.
Yeah, I haven't seen it in a minute.
I haven't seen it.
I haven't seen it.
Not Allison!
Sixty grand, that would be so nice.
I'm going to exit to the pack you're the guy oh it crashed course I'm going to load
it back up so we can play the wheel again oh I hate it I loved it it's wrong maybe it's
It's not the same password. Give me a second.
Ugh.
Y'all going to the Olympics?
No, I've had Norovirus too many times.
Nobody gives a fuck.
I hope they're, you know, not on the rowing team.
No row virus.
Thank you.
I think that for joke.
But you got jokes, little guy.
It is the same.
It's really good.
It's just above this guy who's pop locking for Jesus.
OK. We should get really good at the niche
ball and go to the Olympics.
Didn't you guys already try that with dancing?
Who's Paul?
It was Australian.
Oh, no, it was Australia.
A niche sport.
He plays chess, man.
Hi, yo.
You're on a roll, Paul.
I got it.
It's a niche-geary joke, guys.
Thank you.
Oh, sorry.
I'm the guy.
Unlike the author of Hatchet, who's kind of like a niche
Gary.
Gary Paulson, you guys read that?
No, I think I really am like scary Paulson
I gotta stop hanging out with y'all and go read books and watch movies like actually like it might be the move
Watching if I had a case I'd pick you at six in the morning that would that would save you honestly would save you
Why need to be saved
Did I thought about going to church I actually low key have thought about be going to church, but
So crazy
You just go like ignore somebody talking sit in a really uncomfortable bench and then eat a bunch of food and you get to know
the people that are living in your community man you get to say peace be with you yeah you get to
come meet all the people you wouldn't want to maybe that's what Chris got to do he was uh homeless
before i became big it's where he met Anna Ferris bro Cindy
i don't know a single one of the
I don't know, this show was so silly.
It's pretty silly.
Man, I'm just clicking random ones, man.
Yeah, me too, man.
You and me both, Corey.
I'm just clicking all the ones that say killer.
I was a woodmine, you'd agree, to be right.
Then you're playing view of he's a woodmine.
Yeah, man.
I just remember the dude in the toilet. I'm a mic man
Well
One of these is gonna hit one of these is gonna hit really good
What the fuck how do they say meeple
Brody shit meeple dude the fuck I have more meeples than move. Oh shit
This is a dinosaur question. This is a dinosaur question.
W contest.
My Justin's, uh...
Oh, fuck. She was with me at the time.
It's Shelly's mom.
Really?
I googled them one time.
I'm a vegetarian.
I've been with these creatures for once, my friends.
Start tapping like a group of detergents.
Okay, I got one and I think I'm out.
I'm done.
I'm fucking in, bro.
Apata, apata, apata, apata.
Apata, apata, apata.
Yep.
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
Pointy teeth pointy teeth straight to your dome. I'm trying to eat this
Fuck
I'm still gonna live and I'm proud of myself a
Potosaurus, that's why we're good after we watch the bubble
Now okay, I'm gonna watch too far went too far
I'm done. I got my one.
right some of you like your cream this way they don't like trousers man from
actually fucking done what's wrong with me I got three in my uh what the fuck
I
Know it's a three syllable word the fuck happened to me
I was typing bro. Oh
Dower plower
I wrote Dower but did I spell it that way?
I knew Dower but I spelled it wrong
Glower not a word
where it's like when the way that's look at you in Mario 64 hour at you yeah
a hundred percent just forgot too many words man
and then on the Super Mario text is going if I said I was a stuntman you
would agree I'll speak as a stuntman does
Yeah, yeah.
English language is so fucked up, man, because you like you got you got
power, but then you got glower and then you got glow.
But then you got plow like what's going on here, man.
English sucks.
Performing.
Damn.
1392 Rose feeling fucking Columbus.
See today.
that's bad yeah I'll find a beer is here and back then but like especially these
days
it's me you Justin you got this it's been the wheel
we got the brain
I
Was zombie Lord he's a money was on
No single slide
Can I go single gas because I don't have a single and I would at least like a chance at getting some points
It's only two slides. I don't have a single either. I would share nothing or yeah, that's why I voted for shade
store thanks you hate me you hate me chat okay
okay you still have to let me down
yeah but now there's shares yeah what a man Cory
gradually slowing down or he's been that back damn
hey that's something i hate the wheel
you know that's how dudes who made like sledges were feeling back in the
caveman days
the guy riding on a fuckin square ass car
bro its a fad
dude hang on I'm working on something yet
I eat so family style you could say I'm on a team
team mood diet some food to use some food to me
oh wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
thats how it ends
Like oh, it's like let's just order food for the table family style, you know, like this is order a bunch of dishes
Do you want some of this? Oh, I'll have some of that, you know for me some team who to me to move you
What
Oh shit, dude, I don't know any of these
Oh, come on. I only know like two of them man
This man never guessed more in my entire life right here.
Same.
I'm just going to do the math next to it all the time.
Anyone?
You can do the math?
Well, some food to you, some food to me.
To me.
I like it.
I like it.
But it's Tim.
Tim.
Tim.
We're finished.
We're finished.
It's like, is a finished guy making the joke?
Some food to you, some food to Teemo.
Yeah, that's his name, Teemo.
Some of the big ones, too.
Wait, the fuck is 6'7", bro?
I don't know.
Oh, fuck.
I'm saying, man.
Damn.
Fuck.
Dude.
I got punished for clicking some of the big ones.
Zero one, one two three five eight.
You just add up the two most recent, you know.
Oh, it's not all the most recent, it's the two most recent.
No, it's two most recent.
Oh, really?
That's the language to the page.
Golden Spiral, Golden Angel.
Goddamn it.
Yeah.
Make more copies than the competition.
Tiamo!
Oh, wait.
What's that fucking move?
What language is it?
Oh, it's probably that, yeah.
If you can't catch it, you know it's a rapper.
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
You can always just be wrong.
that's got to be tough bro i'm getting on
i'm actually stupid guys chidley are you kidding me
how did i do so bad man that's not even that hard it's not i got i got fucked up looking for
Japanese
Me how all the ladies of the world I got you covered Aloha Wow eaoy
Take some of that shit. Yo fucking slow down, dude
Yeah, dad. I'm not getting ahead of yourself Jesus Christ. You haven't hit your head yet, man. You haven't hit your head yet
Christ
Shit, oh, dude, I know I did
I'm just gonna put in a big number and then call it a day.
299.
What the fuck, now this is making sense.
It was close to what I put, so I hope you're picking that.
Nah, brought to least this.
799.
40 years, 20 episodes a year, they took 9-11 off.
I put 799 and then my logic was it's gonna be 800 minus one and then instead of I deleted
a number instead of sleet of the car
yeah that's funny as hell
the answer you seek is just a few spins away
my swag's all fucked up man
what are you called?
would it be weird if I had a set of bushes trimmed in your likeness
asking for a friend
say the bush bro bush summer yoooooo
you tell me I'm not your mother
but I can shape shift into your mother
if there are any
bush summer
Oh, it's that's what I'm saying. It's a year of the hairless force, bro
Consider it
Oh fuck is he how's the back doing the hair starting to fall out, bro? I ain't even nearly closed man. Oh, yeah, it falls out
I know that bed is a mess right now. They zap it and then it like takes damage over time until it dies
I just want to single point from the wheel.
Jesus Christ.
Just one point from the wheel.
Here it comes.
There it is.
Oh, oh, I don't know what to do.
Yay.
I'm going to crash out, man.
It's like the last four wheels I don't think I've gotten over 10K, man.
Hey, big wheel keeps on turning.
I love the wheel and I never get over 10 k it's all our perspective. Oh, shit
Who spun that I did oh
Give it to me can I have it why you've got more points in me bro
last you give it to Apollo what a jibbley Apollo you have fucking more points to me
why you acting like this bro I'm just happy about it I voted for you what the
fuck I vote it so much blue blue is us thank you wait I did someone didn't vote
The timer ran out so someone didn't click the confirm button. I clicked shivly and confirm multiple times. Oh
Thank you, mouth. Thank you
Swag we go again
Run it back run it back down mid let's push mid on this round
And it starts good right it's one of the best
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna
Yes
It's crazy.
How do you spin from Koi to keep the game going long enough so we don't have to play another one?
I climbed back on this one.
Dustin, I don't expect it.
7-6.
7-6, 7-6.
I had to start streaming with so many movies to find something that was kind of close to it.
This one
Yes, I love a new bright how many years does it take a banana peel to fully decompose?
Yeah, it was like four days or something. Holy mean
Nothing left
I'm gonna put some insane answer and I think
100 I have I have no idea cuz like my brain says one and I'm like what can't be one
You're saying Ryan is more insane than I am. Oh my god
Oh my god, why'd they even ask the question then it's such a low number
I've got your ass
They have to be asking for like a reason like it's gonna be something interesting. It's just no fucking expect
I
The worst I've ever seen
So damn disaster and he's coming back. He's coming back here. I don't know the solutions rolls
I don't even know who half of these people are even in a bee man
Huh come on down here, huh
I feel like I'm in. Come on.
I clipped all the names except for Shirley Temple Man.
Guys, there's no shot if fucking Jack make a scene and gave his voice to the Simpsons.
I'm just gonna stop you right there.
Come on, come on.
What?
Oh, my.
That was the craziest one.
That was so insane.
I did it. What the fuck?
family guy way better anyway I don't need to outsource bro yes sir yeah I know
Jack Nicholson was on family guy he was at the hungry clamor whatever
here
you made me at the hotel hey what the hell god damn it
Well that's that one, that's that one for sure.
Ah fuck off, man.
What?
Okay, whatever.
We run this time.
Oh, duh.
Oh my god I did it that's crazy that I did it Justin what the hell I know most of these
movies shockingly you all because of Beetlejuice was in Beetlejuice that's true Casper what
Beetlejuice was an option. I didn't see it. Oh, it's how Beetlejuice
Can I say something bro's name is Sam wheat like I mean
Also, there were a lot of ghosts in the sixth sense
3 slices in a dream
Also, can I say what I was really gonna say which is that I got in about 30 seconds before anybody else
And I'm not getting the power slices it's rigged and it's a scam and this is not a merit fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
I spin my only slice I spin my slice and I win
I still don't have enough. Oh my god. Oh my god. Wait, I'm just gonna have like 3,000. Yeah, me too me too
We can't let him win
Oh
Malph's gonna win Malph's gonna win
He's got the real
We have almost a full wheel
It's so juice
What did he type man
What could make or break the whole damn segment man
I didn't know I could spin it.
Oh shit.
That's insane man.
That's like disproportionate response man.
Jesus Christ.
Holy cow.
Will don't play no games.
Good gaming, have a great weekend, we open 100 cases right now, I'm just kidding, I'm
going to send you over to my wife though.
Great stream today, had a good time, CS always fun, had a game where I almost had a positive
KDR or at least a 1.0, that I mean if we could keep that rolling with this new 155
Hertz shit that I got on my monitor that would be awesome man, for now have a great
weekend and I will see you on Monday. Goodbye to all the gamers.
Later.