Northernlion
squeeze a drop of blood from a cs nuke | !prime | Mister New PC | Mister No Back Hair
02-09-2026 · 5h 20m
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and one of the lovely people
listening in
but three to four hundred of which are just waiting for you to go live on the
over there yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
change
i have one one
i have one k viewers just on a on a just chatting screen brother you can't fool
me you should try just cutting
park i didn't mean to unmute but i don't know how you eat it
uh... uh... just as you hear a policy are our
now
I miss that was it so hard to say are twice in a row.
I don't know, man.
People have been asking this.
How y'all doing?
Doing all right.
I'm doing good.
I'm doing good.
Good.
It's good.
Is he quiet?
You're right.
Is it me?
Am I?
That would be crazy.
You sound pretty normal to me if I'm being honest.
I feel like you maybe you were away from the mic
because that time you were a little bit.
I might have been.
I did.
I did get closer to snap.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's what it was.
That's what it was for.
Yeah.
That'll happen.
That'll happen.
Did you still move the mic to breathe in?
Yeah.
So I just, I got home from my trainer and hit start stream within like 30 seconds of
opening my door.
I love that.
I'm a little stunlocked.
I'm getting there though.
I did a body weight strength exercise because I did a weights one last week and realized
I'm not that guy yet, and now instead of my arms,
chest, and shoulders hurting, my, like the inside of my
ass cheeks are like on fire.
Oh man.
Well, I'm kind of just like sitting down anyway.
So who cares?
Yeah, that's fair.
I had a, I had Larson press today.
I had overhead dumbbell press.
Larson over rose.
The hell is a Larson press, man?
Some Swedish stuff.
It's a bench press but your legs are straight out.
Holy shit.
Oh me when I failed to set the building on fire, fucking L.R.S.S.N. dude.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
L.R.S.N.
L.R.S.N.
Yeah as I had been to my trainer in two weeks because of the bad weather and I was like
ah man yeah it's been two weeks really.
Like oh can you be like alright we'll take it easy.
And no.
It's right back in your eyes.
I don't think Dr. Crainer knows the meaning of the word.
I think he's chilling out a little bit.
His wife is pregnant.
Damn.
It's going to be a damn dad.
Is he going to have those videos, you think?
I can't say that.
Man, come on.
I feel like that might be my first priority.
I also never forget, right when I met Sips,
like day one meeting Sips, I was talking about,
I was like, oh, my trainer just texted me a video
because he heard my phone in the call,
and he was like, oh man, imagine if instead of
your guys' workout, it was him sucking off a guy.
And then he just started cracking up,
and I was like, oh, it's nice to meet you too, sir.
And a friendship was born.
Oh
Love that's so funny to hear you say bad weather, dude. It's you're in the high temperature today
85 degrees
Today's like a high of 30 and tomorrow's gonna be 60. I can't fucking wait man
You see before you say I'm gonna be like five
Bros literally like 41
Yeah, he says I'm gonna be like five and he just starts like drawn on the walls
I should really know that's not what five-year-olds are like, but getting spaghetti all over his face that that's pretty
Valid that's pretty valid
Yeah, I really have a good metric as to what like five-year-olds do I
I only really have the experience with the one but it's peak
dad look at this
There's like an overwhelming
Desire for your parents to look at whatever you're doing at all times. What's that?
What's the hit rate on like things that you actually for a second or like that? Okay, that's that's cool
No, and not like dad like, you know, okay. I'm your dad. So that's automatically, you know, I gotta say that's cool
98% of it is is not interesting at all
But then some time percent of it is actually crazy. So like 98% of the time it's something where she's like
You know, she has found something on her iPad and it's like a cake with candles on it
And I'm like, yep, that's a cake with candles on it.
Then like 2% of the time, this weekend,
she made a to-do list with construction paper
that folds down.
So when you finish a task, you can smack the task down
and cover it up.
So you have a visual indicator that you change your clothes,
brush your teeth, brush your hair, and then played.
And I was like, that's actually a dad look at me moment.
I was like, that's incredible.
Dang.
Because most of the time she's like, go away for a minute.
I want to do something.
I come back and she's tipped over a bucket of like,
500 tiny mini figurines or something like that
all over the fucking floor.
But that one, that one was money, man.
Hell yeah.
Since we're going to be in a minute,
I'm going to play with my crosshair.
Such a funny start to the sentence.
Yes, sir.
I wish I had a little outline around it, but when I click the outline option, the outline's like fucked up and weird.
I like how there's a default setting I had to turn off that was like, if you're not using an assault rifle, we make the crosshair a little worse on purpose as a joke.
Turn that shit off.
It's crazy some of the things that game devs will be like default on that make the game worse.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah.
144 Hertz shit. I'm twisting it around. Oh, yeah. It's not on me for not knowing that my monitor was on the right fucking setting
Why did it take loading Counter Strike after I've loaded like 400 fucking games since October for the game to be like
Hey, your monitor might be on the wrong fucking setting, bro
Why am I relying on valve to be like your shit's fucked up? Shouldn't like let me just go into the fucking steam live
What else have I been playing lately? Hey
In
Why didn't PUBG go hey your displays on 60 Hertz even though it might go higher. Why did fucking
Broom sweeper
You overcooks it's probably a windows thing like just give Matt a window
I didn't fucking our graders do my greatest. They don't have enough chat GPT tokens to check that every time you load up the fucking game
I
Was a cash actually the only game I've ever seen that's like a man your shit's fucked up
No one else does it. That's actually swag. It keeps telling me my drivers are at a date though, and I want to I want to stab it
I'll tell you my driver. Are they true out of date, bro? I'm getting hit by old people in GMC
Suburbans every goddamn day. I update that the whole fuck
He gave me a second I took me a second
I will never update my drivers unless I have really because every every okay
Here's my experience with fucking visual drivers. You open a game
It's like you need to upgrade your drivers to play otherwise we're gonna kill you you have to we're not going to play
You have to be your drivers. Okay fine. I'll update my drivers update my drivers
Why my monitor won't fucking turn on my monitor won't turn on the game doesn't work anymore the whole thing is fucking broken
Oh my god. Oh my god, and everything's like all crazy every time every time it's insane
For me, it just sets my audio settings and I get a little mad.
That happens sometimes, like sometimes it works, but like 60% of the time something
gets unbelievably fucked up.
That's crazy.
I update my shit every time it's like a new driver available, but I'm like, ooh!
I update it.
I say exactly that.
Are you there?
I don't see your asses.
I see you, I can't join you.
I see you.
Yeah, but I can join on you.
i i i try to and it says this lobby's longer available
let's see
i can invite you
i will invite you if i receive it
maybe you have an invite only, yeah maybe you have an invite
that's me with my mac 11
should be threatened and bullied me into opening twenty cases and i got nineteen
bullies and don't talk to me
That's fucking sick though, it means you're fucking due.
No man, I'm finished.
You should open some more though.
I do still have like $70 in my steam wallet.
Oh my god, why aren't you opening cases right now? That's like fake money, it's not even real.
I don't know.
When the money's already in your steam wallet, it's gone.
You can't spend that on fucking Starbucks, like just fucking open the cases, man.
I'm gonna fucking buy the drug war veteran sticker, man. I don't give a fuck.
The weed leaf this is drug war man. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I had that on them
I had that on the weed leaf AK, but I sold it for like a hundred dollars four hundred and twenty dollars. Maybe four hundred and twenty dollars
Oh, bro. I gotta get that. I
Will say I was the steaming box. I already have one I already have a steam VR to I have everything I
own everything I
Gotta be well, I gotta stop opening cases because I feel like I'm so
Over-expected on like stuff like I feel like I've hit way too much in the amount of cases
I've opened just based on the numbers
There ain't no way that a super cold streak is not on the horizon man
But after that cold streak bro
After that cold streak you guys are training day
You're gonna finish that thought at some point in my life. I did I listen I get I watch training day on
on Saturday, Ethan Hawke, Denzel Washington obviously,
Cliff Curtis from New Zealand inexplicably playing the leader of a Mexican gang.
I have no problem. If you
see my 2.5 stars out of 5 review of training day
and you go, that's bad,
you are wrong, that's fine, but you have to have seen the movie within the last
Five years if you watch the movie in 2004 and you're like no, it's a five-star movie
Go back and watch it right now people that will literally say like oh super bad didn't age well
And then be like training day is a five-star movie. It's it's madness
You need to go back and see it if you go back and see it and you're like it's a it's still a five
Then so be it if you if you are going off of memory and you're like 2.5 is unacceptable at least watch it again
Sorry. Was there a segue into that or did you just launch into that rant like just like just in because I
thought it was all my life. It just popped out and I expected some kind of like connection at the end to be like
what we were talking about before but they're like halfway through I was like no this is just a movie rant.
Not really a rant.
I feel a little bit.
That's all you going back to cases like they need to shut this shit down because I
I looked into it because I was like well like I've heard there's some stuff you can get and then like
You can get a case for like 10 cents and then you can buy a key for like $2 and 50 and you look at the rewards
You can get their shit in there. That's worth like eight thousand dollars. They can't be doing this to kids, man
Yeah, it's like childhood gambling because you ain't gonna get that you ain't gonna get the $8,000 item
But holy shit the fact that you can like maybe might get it. That's so bad. That's so bad
They got it we guys get these kids on the crypto casinos yes, exactly
Should be the good it's the there's there's a craze I got a
$28,000 pair of gloves in it man. Like what are we doing here? God? I know I know I've told the story before
I don't know if I ever told it like on Ryan's stream, but I'll do the short version which is a please CS go jackpot
When they had that or you could like I remember this story into a pool percent and that was the one yeah percent
I came up with a guy's name like who he was asking Joris
Yes, that sounds right
But uh, I I won a I put a ten dollar skin in a pot versus that guy and it was one of the ones he threw on purpose
So that it would look like legit
And I got like $3,000 worth of scams. It was awesome. There's the one gamble I ever did on there
You know, that's the thing is like a scam like that
It's a bad rap if you're in on the scam early enough. It's kind of awesome
Or like it's but like I wasn't even streaming or anything. I was just like hanging out in like mumble with my friends
It was awesome
It's like I got a trade offer for like 20 op as a mods a fucking Ponzi scheme Ponzi scheme is so bad
That Ponzi scheme fed a lot of families, okay?
First like 40% of that's like one family really well
It fed Bernie the most for sure, but then like that the people that got in you know in the first like 10 or 20 percent
They were they were rolling man. Yeah. Yeah
Yeah.
No.
What the fuck is mumbo?
Oh man, I'm old.
We're going back to mumbo.
Oh no.
This board wants us to upload our IDs now.
I think we're probably in the clear.
Yeah, it's only for my paperwork service.
It's only for my paperwork service.
It's a sure recognition, right, that you can upload your face instead and if you're old
then you're okay?
I think if they already know you're old, like they know I'm old because they already have
like my billing information.
Oh.
You know.
Well, it's so funny because they're like, you're gonna need to put your face in for like
porn servers.
Like bro, who would ever put a face to a fucking discord porn server that's crazy
Discord porn server literally the words in order read them out
You go there to like talk about
So I'm gonna like share it and be like this is some awesome porn
Basically, here my is he about it in like Warcraft 3 they'd have custom games or the icon of the game was just a naked lady
And there'd be no game to launch people just doing the lobbying bag. Oh, I'm cranking my shit. Oh
You know
Jackoff session to a tiny little thumbnail chat is blowing my mind man. They're saying there's people who are they're gooning in the voice chat together
I don't want anyone to hear me
Like I don't want anyone hearing me jacking off
I shouldn't be making it annoying, I should be jacking off silent.
The moaning is performative, which is good if it's serving someone else, but by yourself.
No, that doesn't make any sense.
Unless you're a true believer, I guess.
They are so funny and jacking off, I mean like oooooh.
This feels so fucking good, yes.
I'm jerking it real good.
I'm gonna shoot so big, yes.
I'm gonna make me cum.
I'm gonna cum, I'm gonna cum saying it out loud.
You're practicing, you know you're running through the motions.
The real thing.
The real thing, practice trials and sell dirty talk is really good
Dirty talk affirmations
Oh shit the game man
Here it is
What the fuck he usually just gives people the names of colors
Why are they named Snake Woodpecker?
So now what the fuck is this shit?
He made his iceberg
Oh that is purple
I was like he's got a weird. Oh, no, it's it's bad. I should probably turn it off. Oh
He's kind of bad me
I'm first one out I'm back to my old crosshair
It's crazy how Val does like the bare minimum main sensor
But like someone replacing a Val with a with a character that is the same Val
that doesn't trip there there's this and they're like no that's clean that's
clean that symbol's not an a got one that symbol's not an a guy you're
probably right in front of the box right there that's why it gets in front of
me oh he tapped me pretty good oh we got mine got mine god I've been waiting
for this oh this is what it's fucking all about
Well there's two in the tunnel Jesus Christ they jump scared of it
Oh my king!
My fucking king!
Am I jerking in complete stone silence? I think so. I don't think I'm making any noise when I'm jacking around.
Besides like the sound of the the act itself.
I don't even think that's making it.
like the
Yeah, I mean I'm going I'm going dry sky is never gonna fall for me
I think that's like there's no I'm not saying it never happens but I think
there's a product of cinema
Here's this to make like a
You don't see that
Oh, oh, oh my god one was in uh, uh ramp
Yeah
Apollo plant right there against that box, and I'll kill you okay, okay, okay, holy shit
There's two trying to come cat oh
Scary man
Hmm, can they really make it the pit before before you can get out the door oh
I got dinked. I've won help they might run the overcap last year. I got you run. I'm just I'm hanging in the corner
Sometimes
It's pretty good
And so I love to see
Yeah, I would say I'm not really a noise maker either
You know, maybe it may be on like special special circumstances, but otherwise
Wait, what's this?
I got like a birthday like a birthday
No, I'm a birthday guy
He will be jerks off on his birthday. Yeah
Guy who only jerks off to anal on his birthday
That's why I suck my own dick
Yeah, I think we're on to something
Guy who only jerks off to anal on his birthday
Only jerks off to anal on his birthday
They're in the long tunnel? Long room?
Oh mom's on A, huh? Justin's got a problem
I'm coming to Iran
take their guns. What is that screamer doing with the galley ar that's that
tracks. I don't have a smoke for this. I wish I did. Love that son though. Looks like
Purple's dealing with something mid. Watching cat for you. He's probably
cat. He's here on my balls. I'm fucking dead! Where was that? He's underneath. He went
mid, he took my AK. He's going cat now. Oh no he's still there.
Or you got cat, I got underneath. I don't know, Justin's got underneath. I'll watch
along. He ain't gonna go along. I'm actually gonna start exiting with you along now.
Is he just saving? He's probably saving an AK. What a bozo.
You think I'll live with 20 down there?
It's one of my tests that are attaching jingle bells so it's Christmas appropriate.
I guess planting the bomb is worth more than two kills now.
Just so you can, congratulations, Justin.
Attaching jingle bells and jerking it to the motion of here comes Santa Claus.
Look at that fucking shit right there.
Look at that fucking shit.
It's a good speed. It's a good speed.
I
You put a couple more on the damn stat track, that's what I'm fucking talking about bro. Mm-hmm
Peeking along with Bob
Long looks clear
Tonight, oh, what do you think about this? I'm gonna be
Someone's all right. Oh
Oh, one is back a plat. I'm gonna leave me. He's no good. Okay. I think they got two in there
We've got a pick up a middle one more. Oh
He bailed out left left. He's left. Yeah, nice
Go cap cap the spawn over all
Okay, it's fun. Let's go spawn. Yeah
Here comes Santa Claus here comes Santa Claus back. Oh
Ohhhh!
Check inside the plane.
You heard Santa.
Good shot.
He threw a gun right here.
He's over there Justin.
Justin's behind him.
I think that was that guy's gun flying away when I shot him.
Oh!
It went that far?
You can't catch him.
Did that hit me?
Um, tunnels.
No.
Tunnels.
He's on our right side.
Mid over there.
Mid I mean.
I don't know what tunnels this is.
Oh
Long
Maybe like a little fox. No, I died with it kind of in a full auto type situation
Oh, that's what he does when he jerks off to you
I'm always surprised
They know I'm long there's one minute
The least there's at least a
Get lit sun
I'm just watching Cat for a minute, and then I'm probably gonna go Cat.
Oh, he's peeking me!
He almost killed my ass.
You're going Cat, I'm gonna try to take it long.
I got 20 health.
There's a guy on Cat right now.
I'm gonna smoke mid doors.
Pick one B.
Oh, in the fucking pit again!
In the fucking pit again!
Let's turn around and go B.
Maybe we turn around and go B.
B?
Okay.
Maybe.
I got one pick, so there should only be one pick.
Oh, Paula has a bomb.
Oh, look, I got the bomb?
Yeah.
I'm not even supposed to be here.
I'm gonna flash this in, okay.
Okay.
Ah!
Oh, that was big, that was big.
I heard one right.
Oh, that's behind, nevermind.
Cleaning on Justin's cool thing.
It's a cool thing.
Good place to watch from the tunnel.
Justin wants to go back in the tunnel.
Crazy small plus though.
Look at that fucking gun, too.
Holy shit.
You like that?
It's a new gun.
It looks like a fucking alabri-hay from Coco.
Oh
They hurt that guy down
Scary
And look at us the whole teams participating dude
We're all going crazy. Cory you got fucking zero deaths, man
Honestly, I'm for it, bro, you should take a pic though. I'm acid this part
watch out pit there's always a motherfucker there at least one in B ready
watch this shit grenade brag out yeah there's not one in B huge I'm top A I
think they're staying on B he's taking he's taking no shot he's behind you bro
Oh, but I smoked your cross, I think.
Yeah, I smoked.
I got bomb.
Ryan planted, right?
Oh, I died coming to spawn.
Last guy, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'll watch Catwalk, you watch that spawn.
Spawn, okay.
No, he's gonna come from below just though, Ryan.
Oh, CT spawn, man.
I fucked up, he's Catwalk, he's Catwalk.
Cat, cat, cat, cat.
Oh, give it to him.
You like this angle
See back the explosive we gotta get this guy a knife dude, holy shit
We got to get this guy a knife man. I can't be looking at that. Okay. I can't
This you don't like this
It's the type of shit you fucking peel an apple with bro, she's utilitarian
I'm gonna see if they're what they're doing B. Oh, I'm on top. Whoa, Dustin's feet on fire.
One B. Oh, he's left of door. Very hurt. Oh, we lost bomb.
There's two bombs down on be rotating
Just get that guy you got a little bit
Oh my god
The jump peak
I think he's in closet, uh, probably like in the door to your left
He's dead. That was good movement Ryan. Oh, yeah, you got the you got the you illuminated him for me
Planting
Eventually
Oh
I
Was leaking oh no, oh, he was leaking and he was leaking too
Fucking my mouse cord is like snagged it's tilting me. Oh, no, I hate that
I can't get the arms of my chair the right height man
That's fair. He lowered them to jack off. I think I'm completely off the jack off
It's like
I'm going cap pretty quick. You're bomb
one dead on B. I died long, which is very predictable.
Did he push long?
No.
I pushed.
Not like he was like, I think he's dead, he's dead now.
Wait, Corey's over there.
Yeah, Apollo calling out the He-Him grenade.
What?
You see it in the bottom left there?
I don't have a plug to that.
Once I went wireless mouse, I don't think I can go back.
Oh, that's just it.
I can't look at Xeum's asarii!
Oh, you can see though.
Yeah.
You made him see God.
I sent him back to the room.
Bro, fucking chill, chill, chill.
I'm with you, Corey.
What kind of...
Oh, I turned.
God, the audio.
Tunnel, whatever, the stairway.
They were right behind the door Oh they're inside they're killing oh my god oh my god
I didn't think that that was gonna kill them I gave them a chance I know I was just watching
you shoot the smoke full auto while watching Ryan get stabbed.
I didn't get stabbed, I fucking murdered him bro.
Oh, that's purple.
I'm gonna find my damn dongle.
Oh, purple got stabbed, sorry.
Everyone looks the same, man.
You got my ass confused with purple, bro.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I swear you didn't, I'm sorry, that was big.
Check pit, they love pit.
It's crazy that you can hear someone else get hit.
It's clear.
I'm going to smoke the cross.
Huge.
Ah!
Whereas I took the nade out.
It's kind of fucked up over here.
I basically led Justin to die, so it happens.
I can look for my dangle now.
We gotta push, I think.
At least one B.
I found it.
One cat, I think Apollo got him.
I got him!
Sides clear, sides clear.
Oh, I was talking to Purple this whole time, man.
There we go.
I'm untethered now.
So I love to hear.
Watching long.
one's coming spawn might be coming tunnel purple my turn
the
the
the
the
When you get scared and jump, you know, it's like how even the kills are, I love it.
This is fucking crazy.
We are fucking insane.
This team right now.
Did they put us in baby lobby in the morning?
Maybe, morning baby lobby, I'll take it.
This is Justin Smurf.
One just went to wait.
Purple.
Don't give him, don't, don't be nice.
Oh
Sorry, yeah, I forgot he's a bad name. I'm so scared of him. One's on cat hurt
One's got one's double doors in it
The shit right oh to be to be we're not to be not to be
You know, I'm coming through CT spawn then. Oh
Ace clear
that one was B yeah
oh yeah
he was a little bit more towards me
they could be on B by now
I heard somebody
oh bombs down there
nice
I must have been tagging that guy through the door
that feels good
yeah I guess so
damn
I don't want that
yeah yeah
you're fucking rolling boys
This is what it's like, man.
I really hope she doesn't join again and then it begins to be really hard.
It's never going to feel really bad.
Somebody take the bomb so I can go, never mind.
One's lower Bs.
Two lower Bs.
Two lower Bs maybe.
He ain't down there this time?
Oh my god.
I know something is something ain't right!
Something ain't right!
I'm smoking the fucking cross, let's go boys!
Pshh!
What?
What?
What?
Oh fuck!
Holy shit!
Real slobberknockers, I would call this.
Holy bro!
AHH!
I threw the grenade and then shot his little feet and he died!
Oh my god, oh my fucking god, oh my fucking god.
Oh my god.
That was a pretty good half.
Yeah, that's all that's all that
There's some bottom half mermaid top half ladies type shit right
Right, is that the one with the meta bottom hermit is just isn't that what you describe? Isn't that a mermaid?
Which one? Which one's the man again?
Go, go, go!
Oh!
The fuck?
Damn, ticket to hell, dead silence type shit.
Many B, many B.
One A.
There in B.
You got this? He's got this?
You got this they've got this let's go team. Oh, yeah, uh-huh
Jazzercise
Dang cheerleaders in my life. You saved my life
With the with the words I'm standing on this day last time was a I think
He know we're in through tunnel. He's not heard to spawn. I think he's I don't know where he went
Bro, let's go dude
Hello!
Thank you!
Justin just a little 18 and 4? No big deal.
Yeah, I'm going good with it.
A lot of 1 taps at the old pistol there.
I definitely wouldn't get in 1 taps, but maybe like 6 pips if you want to talk about that.
Are we rushing?
Or are we doing as good as we are?
I should probably watch the other way.
Damn, we're fucking rushing long, bro.
I think they're going mid.
They're either being quiet.
Nobody had rushed A and there's no one there.
One down mid, not bomb.
One B, well not anymore.
I think there has to be Thomas.
Not anymore.
Oh!
Yeah, being sneaky.
Another one B.
Oh, leave some with me.
Thomas, that's going to be game.
That's the all I'll do.
Fucking rinse.
Oh my lord.
I'm not going to get used to it, but that was my first over 1.0 KDR.
Yeah.
Look at the head shot percentage.
Kind of crazy, right?
Kind of crazy.
140 ADR feels okay.
Feels pretty good.
140 80 are feels okay. It's pretty good
Pretty good. It's pretty good
Quickest game of CS ever
Like two rounds on the other side now I'll pull D2 off to so we get a variety. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
I mean, I'm silver one on dust too, but whatever me when I'm me when I'm D2
I'm really excited here, and you're gonna pull me off D2
Isn't that the near-automata?
I still got these I got I got I still got ten cases sitting here
Okay, I got they say
Do we not get our fucking weekly refresh until Thursday because Thursday is the first day that we played it or does it re-roll on like Monday at noon
You know how you can pick like two things from the four drops. I
Fucking love inferno. It's the type of shit. I'm talking about
I don't but I don't know what this map is either Tuesday. Oh
This is Italy, bro. This is Milan Cortina
John Spartans muse
If you are picking up the type of shit that I'm putting down bro, no David Cross is on our team
I'm literally right here. Okay, whatever man. It's your toy
way. No, Delta B got the whole map, classic map. You guys want to join me on an adventure
on pistol. Yes, sir. You know what alt mid is? Nope. No. All right. It's the lane to
the right, like not up the ramp. The other all made the most confusing political group.
Yeah. Yeah. All right. We're going to go all mid to mid and like maybe one person goes
apartments yeah we do have fucking David cross on our team holy shit they
recourse of the walrus mustache yeah so you're gonna hang a right here oh I
forgot to buy anything you're gonna hang a right here you're gonna hang a
right here you're all fuckers I'm coming with you I got skulls on my gun
right I mean business mega distracted by the fact that I didn't buy anything
We go all mid to mid. I never mind anything this time. There's one left on one right?
armor
We smoke armor
Oh shit, I got shot fucking shit, bro
Side-staking you could play right against that box there. I'll wait. I'm already scared. Oh, they've come from behind
They've come from behind
Justin oh
Dude is leaking, bro
Why am I the POV of the bomb?
Excuse me, I was there, I was there.
Yeah, we were late.
Well, I don't know what I'm doing.
I don't know why everyone thought that guy was a small guy.
I just started shooting, bro.
Ever see the thin red line?
I have.
Is it good?
I thought it was pretty hard one, I think.
It's okay.
A little long for the bike, but it's on the list.
It was pretty fun.
Same play. Oh, no, I
Got the stat track people guys. I got to put some numbers on it. Well, I'm gonna go
One jumped right already. There's probably one left one right like every round I guess I
Gotta go tunnels. I got a no, but oh god. You scared me
See that shit right there Corey. I
didn't
They don't teach that shit at the fucking academy. I'll tell you that much. Oh, they are pushing me. They hate us
Good shit, right?
We'll be a coward. Oh
God, okay upright whatever site that is what side was that?
Oh
We'll be a coward so I got mine
It really do you squat as soon as you see a guy I don't think so
If you're shooting full auto it helps, right?
Hit the crouch like immediately.
Oh you saw one on the left there, the gun.
You didn't see me though, right?
No, I don't think so.
That's so crazy to be patient there when your two teammates rushed it.
They're the most patient man.
I'm going to do a lot of work in Alt Mid to Mid, I hate to be rushed on this map
It's too easy from the, well, going bananas, if we start nading banana, we're not doing it right now
That's the whole thing
What is he saying?
I don't know what to call it
It's banana though
And this is Alt Mid that I'm in right now
Why is it called that?
That's window and apartments
apartments. I'm gonna get this. He's gonna get anti and people left. I'm gonna
shoot. Trust you. We're gonna slow play it into a site. It might push banana again.
I'm looking for that now.
Shit Apollo. What was that boy heard that bullet go past? It was
apartments. The bullet did not go past me. Let me run the head.
yeah basically
no well
prosper
declared
forgot
lever
website last thing i mean i mean you might be running a party to go
by two or two activity
the left side of the
question
became a
website
the
ρο
I
Must have moved oh my god, that's what he's in like that corner right there is called porch
I'm just gonna I'm just gonna be naming or okay. Yeah. Yeah porch confirmed where I was right
You were on no like porch was a
I don't know how to describe it now was on porch you were on balcony where
Oh, it's apartments balcony. I was balcony. Okay. Yeah, I'm gonna apologize in advance for not being able to remember any of this
Bro, this is all music. Okay. See I got this. This is all mid. Yeah, you're all left is mid right is apartments
Yeah
Challenging them on me and he keeps dying
Hey, how apartments one window. He's up there. Got him. Nice. Good shit. Oh
My god, there were two
That's good. Well, yeah.
There shouldn't be many on site because one was on the
I did not see that guy.
This is boiler.
To to.
Yeah, that's the spot.
I'm in right now. This is graveyard.
See where just.
Oh, hey, hey, hey, hey.
You were watching the wrong perspective.
I was.
I needed to know the spot, though.
Now that I know the spot, I got it.
When you buy a Molotov, it kind of looks like he's.
High explosive to Molotov looks like you're
jerking off your cocking balls.
Tell me I'm right.
I'm going to need bananas right.
I'm going to Molly.
because we gotta save our teammate who keeps going there.
In this house we Molly Boiler.
It was fucking way better than I could have expected, holy shit.
That was a pretty behind behind behind.
You were supposed to move across and get in.
One in apartments.
Oh, fucking behind behind.
There's three here.
He was being a little sneak guy.
There's only one left.
Y'all got, you should be totally good.
Yeah, go be go be go be.
There's three there.
Good fucking shit, lads.
Jesus Christ.
And he gave me another Sendiery.
That first need you through Apollo was funny because you just couldn't.
I got a lot of damage from it.
Oh, you should.
What's the next damage on me?
Uh, probably about that, honestly, but no armor or with armor.
I'm going to go back to working middle.
Watch the show. What the fuck?
I just got shot through you, three men.
Watch out your apartments, they're definitely going in apartments.
Oh nice, one of them.
Let's hope they're going to be in a grenade apartment.
Careful, put them into this balcony.
I hear them in there.
They're coming, they're coming right now.
I'm going to smoke left side mid and go right side.
Flashing if you're not going.
I'm I'm inside. I'm inside. Okay. Oh, yellow. Oh, behind in apartments. What the fuck? He's
been sneaky. I guess I'm watching apartments from pit.
I
Just had a murder of a fellow a bad y'all the killer fella
No, I fucked it. He's a alley that's we're laying whatever you call that
Okay, I'm not the best team in my life now, but I did eight or nine this time.
Nice, good job. Good job. Good team.
Yeah, don't honk.
Oh, he said it's short. Sorry.
I forgot he said it is short. Oh, look at this shit right here.
Look in cherry pine handle
Yes, sir
Just get them just get them I guess god you got that one throw that one. It was so sick though
One's left side mid. I
fucking
He peaked it and then ran away
So I re-told my name and then you repeat it. They're free. He's orange ready Corey. I'm going left. Oh
There's nobody here
Gotta come to you guys because they pincered us one's coming from behind potentially
Nice you're probably clear what's gonna come from here for sure probably smoky
I'm smoking
Me on me on omnibog as you're fucking dead, bro
Wasn't even paying attention thanks for your nades, bro. Well done. Well done looking at Chad
I had to see the reaction to your first kill before you got to kill him.
Exactly, exactly.
I don't get all I got to say about this.
Let's go, my brother.
I love the way he says it.
I love it.
Two crossed right side mid, so watch apartments.
Got him.
Okay
You really stopped us from moving forward, huh?
Got one another one up there. I wouldn't surprise me
We'll flash down there. He's not in there. Oh shit. Oh, right. Oh
He's balcony balcony to behind to behind to in spawn. Oh wow
How do you got me good to an arspawn?
I'm farmed.
I saw his fucking little head.
You did see that, yeah.
Ah, good.
Fucking lock it.
Kylo Ren punched myself in the stomach.
I'm giving this guy, like, 3% chance.
2%?
Oh!
62% chance.
The climb was crazy.
Think I might have heard this guy a lot his last made silver
What no, no, no, it's so the Apollo's model was changing so fast it was
I only did nine down
There's nothing be and I can make it. Oh, I got you. Yeah, thank you
Do you want a culture one? Oh
Shit, he's not wrong
I'm just gonna I'm gonna need be and try to just hold the banana I'm gonna hold
I
Go back up green back up. Hmm. I'm shocked they didn't keep her. Oh my god
I'll smoke the cross. They were coming. I
Think we flash this and turn around
I
Was really good
We lost apartments guys. Yeah, we might want to throw a flash over it's it's in the red with smoke. They're not it
They're not on site. I don't think
No, okay
I'm watching that hell was that
What that shit on your screen I didn't see yet. I was still in my faith black
Oh, fuck. Yeah, I think you're probably just diffusing
You don't get one here
I get a gun for money all again for
I'm broke. Uh, I'm ready to do that
You have to hit after I'm at the tank.
F?
But not you.
Not you.
I'm going to try to shoot the guys crossing them again.
It's a nice advantage if the start of the round.
No one crossed? They smoked it.
Oh, I saw one in apartments.
Yeah, that guy's lit up in there
Nice one down apartments one in balcony on apartments. Yeah
Yeah
I do I doubt it for you. Oh, we came down
There shouldn't be anyone here. It's a one. I'm being there's one more here. There's one in apartments. He's hurt. I think oh, we go
Big place, big place.
We're kind of stuck doing whatever he's doing.
Oh, fuck, he's... oh, no.
I see him, he's coming, he knows, he knows.
Crazy smoke.
I wasn't looking at the fucking screen!
There's only one left.
He was in church.
Is it planted in the open?
I don't know where he planted it, probably not.
Looks like it's on the corner
That's awful fucking plants, but I'll stop no kid. I still have it though. Yeah
Nice
for the record that's not where I would have planted I would have planted
somewhere better that's not how I would have did it yeah like for real though I
think we can kill the guy on beef we just kind of push him normally he doesn't
like he doesn't know what he's doing also I think if I like look at this fucking
I thought green motherfucker
And the guys are no thing there's two more at least oh my god
I'm just gonna run through their spawn. Oh, we don't bomb Ryan is bomb. Oh fuck
They got green
Guys, I think they're gonna be close to me and I bomb I'm scared. Oh my god, it's up and he's up
Be should still be clearly complete. Oh, yeah, man. How did that guy not turn around?
That's so fucking crazy
How did that work man
Turn around when you shot the AK accidentally then how do you like this?
Oh, you like that shit right there
I'm going Molly straight into that fucking balcony window for you don't even worry. I think we can fake beagle a I'm gonna sort of the names again
Oh, he did it kind of
Burning in there
off-stead
Oh
He's right there. He's right there. What I thought I saw him die
That was me
No, no when I was shooting him. I thought I saw his body drop. Oh
Fuck through the smoke and
Good shooting, bro one left
I
It's like the baby's version of the game man
Who wants to play be you fucking socks, and I don't want to let me play be then there should be two people there
I'll go with them. Okay
We're on stuff as that is holding like the site the site and get and get them on their way in from banana
I'm gonna need chat's help to to call out a good angle on this one
There are three of you it'd be that's incorrect we hold
He bombed it.
He's rich.
One's coming to our spawn.
One's coming to our spawn.
So watch behind you.
I'm in our spawn.
Damn.
Oh, he's a.
He is in our spot.
He came the other side.
Watch your watch.
Oh, watch your backs.
Watch your backs.
Yeah, it's last guy.
Oh, huge.
Oh, a little.
Okay.
You can get one.
One bullet.
That one bullet.
Don't.
Oh,
I made sure I was with the final bullet.
Oh, baby.
He's crazy, man.
I didn't want to take it.
I didn't want to take it.
I didn't want to take it.
Awesome.
All right.
Only two B now.
I got B.
I got B.
That's it.
Paul, you watch right side mid?
Like this side, the close side of you?
Right side mid.
I can have the peek down, but you watch that side.
I'm going to be on my side.
So fluffy.
Like right here?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Green is frozen and spawned.
He's just he's amazed at what he saw. Yeah, that is possible. I did jump shot me and kill me with a tech nine
Okay, what the fuck hold on oh?
There's two up mid but uh both are hurt and they might
Nice you got bomb I fucking came back
Yeah, he may say okay, so just he could be like your like see if he gets killed and he'll watch your back. Yeah, oh
He's moves back
One's in our spawn
of
I'm just waiting up here in apartments, and hope he doesn't have enough time.
Are you sure?
There's no way he knew that either.
That's cinema though.
That was close.
Oh my god!
Can I say something?
just grow as a pop out of the wall. Do you have a pink diffuse?
Huh?
On your his diffuse was pink chat back me up here.
I didn't even I don't know what you're talking about. I'm saving
by the way. Yeah.
Oh, his heart is pink.
Yeah, I'm pink.
Pink heart. I thought you had like full legendaries in your
inventory, man.
nothing banana I hit him once but he hit me twice
do nothing these
like this they just full pushed a yep on a
One's coming behind you around to one site. Yeah, we got some problems
Got mine
That skins like a minus 20 or I don't know if you got this one the fuck this shit looks like genu bro
Okay
okay
okay
fuck where
nice
nice
what's here in shit from my right
nah
nah nah nah
don't worry about me
I can buy
I don't have a side
It is tough without a smoke to like hold them back.
I have a gun now, they're all...
About a smoke.
What are we doing?
Sneaky peeking right here.
I guess I got an A with you.
They have an out mid.
I ain't peeking at...
Is there really a get up into apartments from here?
Yeah, that's right up here.
Your name's on banana?
one banana
two banana
no one will back that banana
falling back to the site
flash banana
seems like it's gonna be B
i think he can leave justin
yeah bomb spotted
oh my god
he scared the shit out of me
Great job, guys. Great job.
It's a castle bed.
Is there one here?
I'll trade you for the fommest.
Ah, fuck.
Here, here.
No, I got a fommest.
No, no, no, I could trade them.
Fommest.
Fommest.
That was, there was...
That was, that, I, I felt like I was re-oxinated by that.
I'm gonna make fun of me for missing like two syllables in that word
reox such an odd ad we're a fucking team bro why did green come here one banana
I'm backing up out of apartments after I'm here I'm here okay I'm gonna smoke
banana to buy time. Oh fuck. Never mind y'all. Worst timing of all time? Yeah, yes it was.
Oh, that doesn't work. There's no way. We lost banana guys. Yeah, it was crazy. Yeah,
they're in, they're in, they're in. Bombs down. I don't see bomb anymore.
I'm not sure what you're talking about.
It's a game a lot harder when you don't know the map.
Yeah, once you get that angle, I mean it's like 7-E4. What a shot.
Nice, nice.
Wow, you guys are on something today, man.
Cory, you had won too many Queen of Mons at the party last night.
Probably feeling this morning.
After watching the big lame
Uncest is 9-0 at the half. Okay, what is this football or counter strike?
Did you like the TP USA F? I'm sure I saw the I saw the kid rock part and I skipped the rest
Base
I don't want to die.
I'm watching apartment passively.
They could come through that like, uh, yeah, I'm just gonna go out here.
Yeah, I'm going to run.
You look right.
I got left.
Oh yeah, I came out of the door and once they do a rep, they're hitting a.
Yeah, one mid middle.
Are they going back?
Apartments, yeah, one is Ryan's going apartments.
Oh, good shit.
Oh, what a shot.
Love that.
I didn't even see a guy again.
It's tough when you're playing with a beast like me.
It's yours.
Look at this shit right here.
Fuck yeah.
Come on, come on, come on.
Come on.
Come on, chop chop.
Put this, you should put some money into fucking cases, bro.
Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't.
I want it so bad.
I want to fuck it.
Oh, I'm all.
I'll do it.
You all banana.
Go all banana.
Three bananas.
Sorry.
Three.
Four banana, five.
Hey.
I heard one more apartment behind me.
Oh, I got one with the grenade.
You looking king
Even was a sis. Oh my god. He's so good with that Mac 10 Mac 10, baby
Mad time are they in yeah, yeah
Watch
Holy shit, I'm in trouble
I'm not in trouble anymore. He won that flash you right in the optic nerve. Like it bounced right in your iris
I'm gonna have like minus three division for this my life after that
Where I'm gonna I'm gonna up banana is over for them. Oh, yeah, holy fuck. I did like 200 damage that round
Look at lighting them up green get them get the knife out green get the knife out
I
They're on banana.
Yeah.
Heavy banana.
Oh my god.
I'm getting banana.
I'm behind it.
I fucked it.
Yeah, they're all but all, all, all whatever.
B, all B.
All but that left to be.
One on one.
One on two.
Sorry.
Oh.
Oh.
Wow.
Oh, that was a crazy shot, crazy shot.
Sure.
That guy's their bottom frag, even though he's probably,
that's the best shot he's ever done in his life.
Like, he peeks.
Yeah.
He peeks.
I got to play.
I'm going to play up on banana.
OK.
Like, closer to the step.
I'm going to play with Justin.
What's with Justin's basic bitch skins?
Damn.
You're going to open some cases, man.
Because I sold them.
I know you're right for like
Steps banana. Yeah. Yeah, the grenade was pretty big. It seems like you should come back. Oh shit
Alright, there's four of us here. Oh, I'm dead. They're all A. They're all A
they're all they're one more there I agree with your wings ones are fun
what the fuck a yep three on a three on a two on a one site one van I think oh
Oh my god.
I'm a view green. Let's do this shit.
That's what site?
Yep.
Hi, CG.
Woohoo!
Oh, let's go. My flash hit him. Let's go.
Well done.
Damn. Damn.
The hell does that mean?
Is that like you don't get an award?
The reservist.
Oh, shit.
On a Silver Elite Master.
Oh.
Wow.
They really can't just have like normal rank names.
I have no idea what rank that is.
I never know if it goes up or down.
Like, is Silver 1 or Silver 4 better?
4, I believe.
4 is better?
Maybe.
4 is better.
How the hell did I end up Silver 1?
A beast like...
Silver 1's the worst rank!
No shot. It's the lowest rank in the game. Send it it send it back in.
You better not be fast dude. Are you opening? I mean I got like a couple
left over. He might as well give them what they want. Give the people what they ask for.
If you put money on your steam wallet, how long does it take to go through anti-money
laundering checks.
Uh, if you just put it in yourself, it's instant.
Really?
That's dangerous.
I know.
Zero seconds.
Zero seven.
If you list a pair of pants from PUBG, they're like, we need a week to run that
by compliance now, man.
Yeah, it's fucked, dude.
It's fucked.
I just want the D.
Go man is a D.
Go on this chest is so clean.
It's so clean, dude.
They hate me Gaben really did make a bank where you can deposit but can't withdraw the man is a financial fucking genius
That's what we should do we should open a bank with
The ATMs don't have a withdrawal option
And then we have no tellers and we're always close
Yeah, fuck. This is fucking genius. And on the other side of the ATM is just a bag with
a way right around. Can you check this out? Check this out. Check that out. Check that
one out. I like that one. The tray. Oh, this should look like Iron Man, bro. That's Tony
he starts gun
Justin hates my ass
He wants me to die. Yes, and you ever see shall in soccer you can say you're allowed to say you want me to die
I don't want why was he so mean to me after she got her makeover, bro
That's fucked up. He was like I love you and then she got a makeover
And he was like I want to be your friend and then she was she fucked up for that
She looked like ET and he went I love you so crazy
I'm gonna play a per se. I'm going up that ladder. Okay, I'll play random. Yes. W bush.
That's my W bush. Don't take that out of context. I said Kate is my W bush. Okay. Okay, you
don't be offended. It's my fucking wife. Many, many outside, many outside. Let's probably
gonna go lower let's fucking do this Apollo let's do this squeaky duvets
bro you're so clumpy we're too many clumps yeah there are so many clumps
I'm dead on beat oh shit to the right right now I need to get out all right
Oh fuck, they're on site, uh lower
It literally looked like he like turned and shot you well planting
Like well planting it looked like he he reached under his armpit and shot you from under his armpit. That was so sick
I should be loaded in reserves too. My bad y'all
I
Will never see how much money you'll have next round or the next round minimum
You have never noticed that until just now I go it's actually so clutch
I do want to say just to back up my friend. She really did mention it about 15 times last you did
Yeah, I heard him saying it, but I just wasn't
Sounds about
Oh shit, four, five ramps, five ramps, holy fuck, I, I didn't even know what to do there man, I couldn't shoot because you were in front of me, I want this, fuck.
Good try, good try, I mean I basically fucked you by losing the ramp, buying a nova and then you picking up my nova so that you had to pick up another gun and then you had to be the back gun.
I did slow things down quite a bit.
That's not your fault.
That's not your fault.
This team likes to hold W.
I like that.
Yes.
I like that.
They might lock in now.
It's no longer the pistol rounds.
Body blocking, motherfuckers.
Flash is outside.
Oh my god, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. What the fuck? You just see that though. There's
a. I gotta get myself a fucking kill, man. You got like a murdered by your teammate.
What yellow? Oh, did you know? Oh, no, wait a little I guess
Did you murder by yellow?
I did. Oh, why is that shot him? I shot him and I felt bad. So
Yeah, you shouldn't have felt bad. You need to be money. You got
I got I got this I got I gotta get it. I good
Raining fire
I
Raps quiet though, yeah, ramp is quiet. Oh
You can get on the roof there's two on the roof that's really strong
There's three outside
We creep
Sounds like they're growing lower
Yeah, they're already fucking lower. I didn't realize that yellow is just kind of hiring in there
I'm going to where Justin's corpses should have noticed
Justin you got a play here, uh
Get down and not oh
Oh my god
What the fuck it's way below my in there bro I
Gotta say
We're doing this save around save around confirmed. Can I get one of those? I thought it was a D.V.O. you bought
It was a polygobot a D.V.O.
Alright, I could buy you these that's so much money. I think I can buy you it, that's not justice.
Come on, come on, jump, jump.
They have a little push outside, it's crazy.
No, no, no.
Alright, I'll handle with my D.V.O.
They have flashed out of his hut pretty quick.
There he comes.
There's one more. All there, all there, all there. All ramp, all ramp.
Holy shit, I'm a fucking legend.
I'm gonna die to them all.
Let's go, man.
Oh my god. Whoa!
What the hell?
I'm saying it's Averand.
Oh, it's a decoy. They're using a decoy and it fooled me.
Three killed Deagle around the side.
Oh, it's not on my fucking Pingo card, man.
That was fucking crazy.
I
Wanted the flashes of all time nothing right
What's something right something right I got high on my own supply
I
Someone down vent summer down down
I'll watch you. Hello. Oh, he's dead nevermind
Any idea bombs down there, okay calls on bomb
No, no, it's above me. Oh, okay
Oh man, he's gone.
Oh, bomb that?
Bomb that?
That's a crazy reference to make, I guess.
What was that? Was that some fucking...
That was another world shit?
An old doll world reference from Majora's Mask.
Oh, shit. I thought you were doing something like, might-ser-robot.
What is that familiar?
What is that from?
That's from Out of This World.
One of the goat video games.
They rushed up her from fucking Squeaky.
I hate that.
Let's get him, Koyt.
Yellow is not to be trusted.
I got Squeaky.
Oh my ass out there dry.
Damn, what the fuck?
What the fuck?
I just like kind of shot one guy and
It was a crazy shot.
It was awesome.
It's very annoying playing a sight with a guy who won't watch his side of it.
Move and shot him.
Is that yellow?
He's probably mad that we're not in voice.
Or that I shot him twice.
tie my hands to the trigger and we never lose again
okay I'm buying grenades obviously
Oh dude our random stop-fragging are we the bad guys no grenades no grenades this
time fuck it I gotta send one don't worry about that I heard somebody oh I
I got one's coming out.
Huh?
But we want to see bulls yesterday, bruh.
Huh?
Hey, football.
Sports.
Maybe I don't hear you are upper with bomb, upper with bomb.
Oh, yeah, I heard him play anything.
I'm going to go ahead and find this guy.
What else do I go back to heaven?
That's me.
That's my music.
Oh, how do you climb this fucking thing?
Oh, what a shot what a shot
How did he die man, I don't know shooting off a ladder is like hazy and accurate
Bro this game's from like 1892 man the physics are so fucking old
You want a gun barrel is in
in the future just look straight up and hold like straight towards it and up and
you're both flying. Oh shit.
You're glad I'm not catching.
They need it open squeaky.
Lots of stuff going on outside.
They smoked off many. Let's go right, rush upper here.
I'm going back to heaven if you hold it.
They haven't yet, they haven't yet.
That's one down. They know I'm up here though.
He coming by accident.
Bomb is down inside.
Yep.
Oh what a fucking shot. What a fucking shot.
I'm just watching the comp ladder.
Damn.
Oh, he's lit.
Oh, good job.
Good job.
Good job.
You couldn't repeat.
Nice shot.
Damn!
Bro, he was shooting the window and I walked into the bullets.
Slow on the paper.
He was shooting me because I peeked and then he killed you by accident, which is fucked
up, man.
Oh, that's tough.
That's tough.
I got this shit.
shit I got a good feeling about this one they should have fucking played the
half-time show bro again yeah yeah run it back who's that black eyed peas oh
it's a smoke of those flash I was like why isn't it going off ramps clean oh my
god i'm the worst one outside maybe two
boys make it a push i'm gonna go watch outside
they smoked lobby's clear for y'all did you
push lobby
they are uh going under from outside they might already be down there oh
fuck justin i'm so sorry
okay I don't know the last one is right there
I couldn't move 4k oh my god I'm sorry I'm
gonna didn't kill you just that's my
scare the shit final round to oh my god
ready very respectable CT have decided
map too
they're going squeaky and up for this round
I just feel like my bones
oh no ramp one ramp at least
he jumped over the bullet
another one there I think they're all ramped maybe
one squeaky god damn it he's just holding flank with shotgun he's hurt the last one ramp
I just missed
near pink
they're both there
all
he's not
they might have this
they don't know he's there he's got this
i know he's top frag he was looking at nothing the whole time
i do want to call in the question he was looking at nothing
It's crazy. I think that the point that they could hear him and then started walking. Yeah
Which is rough. Let's uh ramp play. I like you nerve ramp. Oh my
He nerves going ramp if they smoke it before we're like anywhere near the smoke we
About face and march away
We should be
One's down the ramp.
Oh, he's lit.
Oh, how did he...
Oh, my God, he fucked me.
He's behind, maybe?
How the fuck is he alive?
Behind, behind.
Yeah, behind you, Ryan. Careful.
Oh, I'm too vintage.
Was I tapping a little too fast?
Should I have slower taps on that, or?
Uh, I'd glocky kind of go crazy with it.
Okay, okay.
Yeah.
Well...
fucking eliminated in the head.
Let's try to go squeaky in down the back real quick.
Let's try the best bet with no guns.
You mean the nade?
Yeah.
6'7".
Nading open squeaky is good, but you got to do it so quickly.
Otherwise, it's quicker to just run up and open it.
No fear.
They are right back.
They had an SMG.
I got one of them.
Oh, sure.
OK, well.
it gets the go round over with early you know and now we could buy guns and cool
shit with them or do you like doing cool shit with my gun
there's a bomber Justin I'm gonna drop it in lobby and go pee crap
We can always come back and grab a lot of you.
They needed squeaky or a Molly dude.
And they smoked whatever right side is. I got Grenade.
They threw a bad school cramp and I killed them.
I'm ramp with you. I'm ramp with you and bomb.
Okay. Oh, we came through the smoke!
We might want to just go around and go up. Let's walk it.
walk noise underneath so that they think we're going underneath
that's a shock him
oh he's on a minigarage
he's very hurt in the minigarage you might want to just go lower? is that minigarage?
yeah I have lower if you just come down here okay
fucking legs bro
All the grease went bad.
What?
Oh, shit.
He is lower in the vents?
You could go back up.
Just knife out and run up.
You're good.
Look straight up and straight.
Yes.
You could also, if you walk right off the ledge up there,
you'll be safe.
Oh.
Well, not from there, but.
Not bad, y'all.
Where was he last?
He's probably going to come back.
I don't know.
He's got time that we could do anything
I think he's gonna he might come from the door. Yeah, I would say well you're a little far from now
It's a good next to that vent on your left
but uh
You got it. I love the best shooting in my life. You know what? Not the best. You got him. You got there
But he switched for M4 I prefer the M4. Oh shit
I can't afford it, I'm a hundred short of gun armor, that's sad.
I'm gonna buy a eagle and armor and wait for someone to die.
Stay near me.
I don't understand how to get up here, I don't understand how to get up here.
The grenade is squeaky.
Oh my god.
Yeah, you should stay with me
You're outside covering yeah, because these guys are out might as well
One just dropped off the renters is the hug you can do this yellow get a pick
Oh one's lit very lit fuck two pushed ramp
They're going up on a roof, sounds like.
So careful behind you.
Oh!
Plenty.
Uh, lower.
Oh, fuck, okay.
I like the AK better, here you go.
Beach.
I'm gonna need to open squeaky, okay?
Okay, okay.
That's one down ramp?
One on squeaky.
Or whatever that is.
He's really lit.
That's two down ramp.
One main.
Oh my god.
Holy shit, this is what it's all about, bro.
I got squeaky with the grenade.
Yeah, I will watch it.
Did it work?
It did.
Oh, shit.
One just ran in from Minnie into sight.
Minnie's the little garage right through the squeaky.
Mmm. Oh, okay. Okay.
How did that fucking kill me?
He's in, uh, lobby.
Okay.
Oh.
Good shit. Good shit.
Oh, my God.
Oh, yeah.
I'm going to fly.
Oh, damn. That was that was sick. Yeah. Well, I'm gonna drop in plan
How the fuck this guy is
I'm assuming lower
You're in lobby
Now we're talking talk embrace
damn wow yes yes 7-eleven yes man yes yes free slurpee day damn
I
Never understand the physics. I've been giving this a lot. It's here. Good shot
It smoked ramp it just shot out of then to the shotgun check this out
I am at left ones up top rafters there is one. Oh fuck
You almost destroyed it. I did you bummer you could play around okay, but right against that yellow thing
Oh, he's outside
Okay, good luck buddy, I like it
Pretty step right no he might go around to ladder you watch up at the top right?
I'm stunned I'm stunned that didn't kill him I should have been tapping and see and see
Who's this green I got to see his damage 65 and 2
you
Next time is oh, you know what I forgot about this
There you go jerking off again, yeah
We should just play with the shorter timer next time
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, we should've just put a fuse on that thing.
We can rush ramp, we haven't done that in a while.
They've been smoking it?
They might, fuck.
Yep.
Molly's quick.
I think we just go right.
Oh, down ramp, under ramp, under ramp one.
Why was it one of them?
Two didn't...
I'm going lower bottom.
Try to get planned before they're here.
There's one outside and they're spawned still.
still playing out. Get down. Yellow got it. Two, three, two, three. Oh, no, there's
the one. There was another. There was another. Yeah, Yoda. That's Yoda on your right. Just
Yeah.
Good shit.
Oh.
That brand.
Damn.
Oh, damn.
Beautiful.
Beautiful.
At your point, you love to see that.
I got that match.
I tried to throw a feeling.
I tried to throw a Molotov over this like smoke stack thing over here, this container over here and it just bounced off an invisible ball at the top and bounced back at it.
It was just me walking out.
Then it blew up in the air and didn't leave any fire on the ground.
I go up the ladder.
Yeah, he doesn't trust me. He's scared, no.
Oh, fuck.
He's flesh-tained.
One more rushing me ramp maybe?
I'm ready.
I
Just use them they were like a shotgun. Yeah for a push
Using distance to my advantage I
Got bombed, but I think the shotgun ran so I fuck did
He's in the corner Ryan was listening around to go. Okay the vent corner. Yep
We wall back. Oh, he's he's falling. He's falling. Oh, he's dead down here
To left one is shotgun ramp
Outside I'm planting upper them
Oh
Little ramp. Oh
What a shot
I
Good call team that is where
Tell you what happened. Yeah, the other cable in the back of your ladder for me
I know I was like stay locked in but then I was like he's not gonna come in for a second
So I like looked at the bottom right to see what was in my inventory
Justin can you buy me? Yeah
I think I think because of the damage they seem frustrated on ramp.
That not worth the smoke.
I'm going to need open squeaky.
Yes sir.
Watch me with the lock.
Wow.
You fucked me.
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
Yeah, get the money get the money
Huge huge oh my god
Last two
Really good try man really good try
If your team had done anything you might have had a chance to stop
I hate when you're in a clutch moment and then you die and you're like man if I just
said like aimed at the head we would have won that one.
That's the secret right there.
Like I hate when you're like hmm maybe I should have not just like if I had like clicked better.
I was gonna work this round slow like just wait out the smoke ramp and then try to take
a ramp if they smell good.
That kind of shit.
I damaged the other two guys for like 80 each too.
That's even worse.
I'm not going that same way man yellow can have that shit
Yeah, she's whole lobby yellow didn't go that way either way
Smoke's about to go down
I don't know what to do with it.
It's actually a great flash.
Almost killed both of you, that would have sucked.
I got our backs.
I thought I'd bomb but I don't.
I do.
Oh, the polygons.
Oh, I don't.
Nice trade.
nice trade
door, ah mother fucker
the door under you
wow
that's sneaky enough
wow
either the clomping is too clompy
yeah it's very clompy
clomping way too much
It's gone clunky.
Pick plant, pick plant.
Oh, you're over.
Oh.
Oh.
600 bucks, so.
Only one more round.
It's a huge round ahead.
Yeah, we were a pov.
How do you drop that gun?
I'm showing my 3950.
If we take ramp again, let's wrap it around ladder and take upper, because they rotated
lower fucking instantly.
Oh, here's money.
Oh, I have a gun. Thank you.
Yeah, no problem.
I think we do the same lead up.
Just gonna hold and try to get picks.
Let's see if they blow it on there.
Holding squeaky.
oh shit fire on squeaky yellow has bomb too you gotta be careful yeah I'm gonna open squeaky
I'm watching our back outside, oh behind you Justin Greename, it came in from uh, these
squeaky, they smoked, they might walk in, this squeaky I'm walking away, I think we
Get ready for ramp.
I think yellow.
I think yellow is waiting for the ramp.
Oh, he's just waiting for me out.
Okay, one's upper.
Rafters.
Let's not go lower right away.
He's in the rafters?
I'll watch where we came.
Okay.
Good call.
That's their carry.
We win this.
Going up or after?
Maybe seconds.
I think they're already in the vents.
I'm going to plant upper.
Okay.
Y'all should come up ladder and cover it.
Coming.
You don't have to peek it till you hear them diffuse.
Uh, I'm gonna plant upper, okay?
Y'all should come up ladder and cover it.
Coming.
You don't have to peek it till you hear them diffuse.
Oh, there's a big plant.
One of them.
One outside.
One outside.
One outside.
One outside.
One outside.
One outside.
One outside.
One outside.
One outside.
I can't believe that.
All right, both are up top.
Just wait to hear the defuse to peek him.
Oh.
I'm up.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
A tie tie.
Yeah, holy cow.
Crazy.
I didn't do well around guys.
Like I flew off the ladder coming up the vent,
like he jumped out like 10 feet somehow off of it.
I was not prepared.
Well, I'm golden over it.
Silver two.
Look at that.
What a rank.
Silver two, bro.
Dang it.
It was a valiant effort.
Silver two.
I have two cases.
I feel better.
So if I'm still prepared, I gotta buy four?
Mm-hmm.
Fuck.
Yeah, Justin was icing dudes all game.
Every time I looked at the MVP screen, it was like, HC Justin with the three kill.
I was going a little crazy.
I do feel sharp in the morning and afternoon.
Yeah.
Mr. Mirage.
We need a stem for every map.
Mr. Mirage could be inferno.
Dust to dust.
two dusts, yeah, two dusts at the same time, bro, oh my god, naughty pine, that's something
you never really see, dust into dust, we got good news, that guy didn't have it, he still
doesn't have it guys. He still doesn't have it. Anybody wants it? We're gonna win this
one. We're gonna win this one. We're gonna do it together. You and it. First half, starting
as terrorists. Okay, I'll say every one goes B pistol, but we do have a good B spot if you
want to just knife out through our B apartments. Swag. Entry fragger? I'm all in. Look at this
Yeah
Hc Dustin yeah, who's the fucking body blocker god damn it was the stairs right no it was other stairs
He body blocked me from getting on my grind angle
Sorry, he's a better entry fragger anyway
What I'm gonna step out the window got to keep going on keep moving don't suck up there. Oh
No, I'm so sorry
I'm planning for cat if you want to play on catwalk
I was on two left we got this
Once flanking, go apart
Once tunnel
Yeah
Beautiful, they're both there, god damn
Cory!
MVP, pal CS go, yep
I love that song
Yes sir
And let's do mid
Oh I didn't move the galeel
the midler
the midler
I'm
I'm the midler
there I am
there was a guy in front of me standing still
not facing me and I almost died to him
it was bad
aw man
we need a mental reset
I'll jump
he's getting so
OOOH we know!
window
right side window
he's kinda stuck in there
yeah
ahoy
he bought a knee
is he still on there on the right?
yeah he's still there
I
So that holy fuck connector, please. Oh, please
I'm reloading. I'm reloading. I'm reloading. I'm so sorry. There's an 8k down. I got it
I'll in your memory. There's an 8k down. I
Don't fault you for that there were four people fuck mid mid. I
Was staring at them holding left click waiting for my gun to finish reloading. I was I was trying my best. I
I can't believe it took us so many shots to kill the dude who walked like naked across the window
It was a bold attempt by him to make it in the first place
He didn't even jump or anything. He just fucking like walked him and made again made again
My brothers go my brothers
I'm gonna smoke off connector and like work cat in a moment here they missed their smoke
I'm looking for the key you know what you didn't do it though
okay I'm dead oh I just got shot through I almost died too
died too I don't know where it came from to be honest I'm gonna go up here which I did
must have been there must have been window sight on tunnel fuck one b1a just one each
site. He was a tunnel. A connector in this one? Yeah. Yeah, a connector shot from one
site is probably going to window. I have an idea. I go all the way back. Yeah, he does
it around the way. Good time with you. Good call. Good call. Bag. I'll go palace. Let
When we get in sight, try to plant at the very close boxes.
I'll try to do that.
They're going to know something's out.
Nah.
They're cringe as hell.
You're going to shoot them before I do.
I'm going to shoot them in the face.
Even here, I don't think.
Yeah, plant like right there.
I'm gonna stay completely hidden and just play off defuse.
Oh, I couldn't get out.
Ah, good try, good try.
I am a broke boy.
We saved.
We saved.
Yeah.
Can we get five deagles?
Yeah.
I just like, or at least four deagles.
Let our blood our dude buy.
I'm going to just be a little working dickhead in the palace.
because I feel like I feel like we're about to unlock something this round
and this bomb why'd we throw smoke on spawn?
that wasn't me
that was our our random
I saw one mid-ish like right here yeah he saw me
okay cool we're all fucking here
I'm waiting for the smoke palace to go away
smoke palace
My teammate, a random body blocked me so incredibly hard the entire time, that's not what I could do.
I've literally absorbed thousands of dollars in utilities.
And you destroyed my ass.
I shot Corey. Oh my god, Corey!
Wait, there's only one on site, I think.
Oh!
We gotta have a conversation.
Whatever.
That's all I'm gonna say.
The random is about to go lose the bomb.
I was down with bomb, yeah.
Goddamn.
Oh!
Fuck.
I'm gonna make him flanking.
I'm thinking about it.
I'm very confused as to what happened there as well like I peeked and a teammate ran out
right in the line of sight between me and the enemy and we both got shot in the head.
No, I mean, where'd bro go at the end there?
I don't have an answer for that one.
two
to with two lads
barbons on the random again so
cap
of each of them
housing products
lit a cap
One in the window.
We killed two on A.
We killed the window.
The window guys very hurt.
He's sitting on that box.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That guy.
One up top.
On A, last one on A, I think.
Oh, I didn't know you.
There's two in that ladder room.
Yeah, I didn't know the layout of there.
All right, last two are ladder room,
so they're going to come to your left there, Apollo.
Yeah.
Activating the bomb.
He's right there.
The bomb has been flared.
I can do that. Where are you over here? Thank you. It went to Corey. Sorry. I don't
I don't know what they're talking about.
They're talking.
Whoops.
There we go.
No more talking.
Yeah, there was an extra gun down.
Up mid.
Up mid.
Apartments, maybe?
It's kind of scary, huh?
They're going apartments, I'm going apartments with them.
It's going to make noise in mid.
Love that.
There.
So some chaos.
I'm not exposing myself to a window.
Nice.
If you want to stay up top, I'm going to jump down.
I'm so sorry I jumped down.
I'm watching cat.
Yeah, I'm going to be walking through the cat now.
Oh no.
I'll watch behind you, Ryan.
Brian, he's got his comments.
Yeah.
Oh, cat.
Oh, I fucked it so bad.
Hey!
You've literally just saved all of our lives, too.
here in the guy go oh oh that's not the sound I make when I die yeah I'm so
embarrassing yeah everyone's have a good death noise you know they're doing a bad
road it's the car man I don't think he I don't think he died I think he came
check him again they gotta be watching just past these steps is where yeah
Okay, I only want to peek it again because I'm worried they're gonna whoa
I don't mind that whatever. I'm the goat. Oh
I'm gonna flash and then we're gonna go out okay, okay
I think there's one window
Platinum same spot
I'm gonna go back in here
He's behind van behind van hiding. Oh, he should be really ashamed
Oh no, out window, out window.
Ah, I just got spanked, damn.
Was it kitchen window?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's out, he's out.
Oh, steps, apartments.
Oh, that wasn't fucking enemy, I thought it was my friend.
One's apartment.
Come down.
Nice.
His spin, I thought that was a terrorist.
I shot the enemy and he shot me and then I stopped and turned away and then he just
shot me a second time and killed me because he wasn't my friend, that's incredible.
You know my friend run, I must say no, good god.
I'm okay with this round, I think they're going to actually play me this time.
The AK feels so good until you miss and then it feels like the worst gun on the planet
earth.
Yeah, yeah.
Say Molly, but I'm not scared, they needed me, I'm scared.
I'm about to peak ballast connector. Oh, you just want to shoot him. Thank you
Hi germs. I'm Tetris there. I don't know how to describe that the stairs by connector
There's three there's three
There was another one there. Nice here. I quarry another one. Yeah, Cory on pink. I
I got bomb I'm gonna plant you hold. Oh, yeah, he's there
Insanely fast, dude you push your smoke here guaranteed
Say no more not with clumps not with
He's going through spawn he's going through spawn if he's not there. Yeah, you heard him here, right?
Oh, yes, look at this fucking galeo, bro
13 of them! 13! Oh, thanks!
I think there's one of these, for sure.
Stop jerking your shit over there, man.
I mullied a guy for 58. I felt... that's cool.
Farrox! Farrox!
I know it. I know it in my hole.
Oh, no, not the hole. Yep, I can feel it in my hole.
I lied to someone, no one did.
I'm going to flash it out again and we run.
Okay.
I'll take window.
Oh yeah, I'm from behind.
I have no idea.
Honestly, maybe I was visible.
Wow.
Oh, he's behind you guys.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I tried to shoot him and he shot me in my head.
What is up with the voice?
I'm throwing a flashback.
After my own heart on that one
He is up those stairs Apollo
You got two up there or sorry apartments
I would ever throw your youth so I'm just gonna play here. You got two up there Corey
One now
Oh
You did you died in our souls one style
Yeah
Fucking undead Burgess place to die to can I get a gun ride? You're so wealthy. Take this shit out
My name I'm hopping me bro. He's like a leal
No, I wouldn't give him my step-track galeel bro. He's gonna okay
He's gonna
He's gonna he's gonna pump my stats, but then green took my op and I was fucking flabbergasted man
It can only count your own kills. Oh, oh my god
Oh my god
Oh bullshit man guys, I'm coming to you
With her a ball on the smoke and then we can get out
Okay, oh
Oh, it's up here
They're insane.
He waited so long.
He's so patient.
Justin's planting spot.
One stairs, one stairs.
Another one mid, two mid.
Oh, it spawned. T spawned on the top.
Oh my god.
What the fuck?
Holy shit. Just completely full screen blind.
This is a great view.
Oh, did I random DC? I didn't even notice.
Really? Even though we're mogging?
I mean he was he got often just instantly get off me with my brother bro
I think we still win he was uh he was pretty unhelpful overall and I think we
do better without him genuinely I'm kind of with you there um I kind of want to go
up top again that defense only works so they did one time yeah you go up top I'll
go ramp why did we technical time out because it just waits until he reconnects
Oh, can we stop that? No, unfortunately. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my fucking god. Look at that guy. He's crazy
I've played deadlock every single game you start the game pause the game and me team pause the game
Sorry, my well, I remember at the P. He had to pee and then we move on next game. Pause
Clear calm stay warm stay warm keep those fingers warm I
Do think it's smart that it happens if you get a DC
But you should be able to cancel it and we know he's not coming back.
You might be learning the genes.
That'll be so sick.
Look at this shit right here.
Damn, look at this beast.
So you just interrupted me to just interrupt me.
You didn't have anything to say.
I was saying keep your fingers warm.
Keep your fingers warm.
He's doing hand stuff.
You got to look at him.
I thought you had them or like add something to say.
Look at this shit right here.
My fucking gun.
You got scars on it, bro.
He was doing this at you.
Well, he's not doing it anymore now.
He's doing that.
That's what he wanted to do this week.
Okay, that's okay.
Nice, Mo.
Yeah, work, work slowly.
Where, where?
The little pigs.
well thank you love for the mandated one and a half minutes of not playing the
game we needed this song and now we got a 30-second I'm heated so like I'm
gonna do better I'm Jones done they tried to date like it's what it's like
when you're on a hot streak in basketball I'm your team calls timeout
except it was your own damn dumbass team that called a timeout they got to give
them less time out man you call did you call the other team when playing
basketball the enemy team yeah they are the enemy team bro they're the enemy
What do you mean?
It was pretty funny.
This ain't where I want to be at all.
I had 18 health, but I got one.
I smoked up top.
No, fuck you.
Ah, he is AWPing on top of the place.
Ah! It worked!
It worked.
Well, that's bad.
He's off.
He's in the connector for you, Corey, to your left.
He's near there with an up.
OK, one one one's up here on Catwalk.
Oh, window.
You should guess the work.
So I guess.
Got window.
Nice, right?
You got window. OK.
One's cat.
I can't push cat until you get eyes, but then I want to take window up.
Is be clear.
Don't know yet.
We know there's one on there.
I'm going to go be if it's working towards me.
So we're going to be.
I got bomb window.
All right.
I don't know.
Ignore.
Oh, fucking Christ.
I see.
Where was he?
He's in the ladder in one cat.
Yeah.
All right, let's take a bump.
I'm the king.
I'm the super king.
I
Wasn't lying he wasn't lying. He's not to see them with the weight again
No, no, oh one more minute. We will start getting the enemy team wanted to win. They would tech time out right now
I think I'd fucking
Okay, I can't afford to buy
I'm gonna walk out under window. I have a bomb and I want to make the noise of it dropping.
Understandable? Hold on with you. Hold on with you.
The Mali departments. Ain't worried about it.
That's interesting it burns me he's in the right corner I missed him I fucked the whole
They also one window one cat. Yeah cat with the connector
Something of a cat myself
I didn't want to mind flood you but yeah
That's the first time he's mollied under window like that.
The one round we do that.
CT side of map.
FB, I guess.
Fuck that, get back to that area and let's fucking kill him.
He's not even looking here, we're gonna kill someone.
Not it.
Let's just play two and two I guess.
I'll do B.
I'll go B with you.
I got a problem with it.
I'm gonna play on cat apartments is good for me because I know the call-out they're here
Here in court apartments in apartments no here
Yep, that one
Jumping goes you take it out we fucking take those
I'm on site.
I see you there.
Planting behind Box Zombie.
Oh, I didn't even get to join.
Oh, shit.
Imagine I was just staring at it and not using it.
I saw the two wires coming out of your cock.
I did see the two liars come out of your cock. Yeah, it's a big tell that's fair
All right, I'm gonna not play beauty this round. That's fine. Probably not gonna be I
Believe in rhinestola hold so soon any recommendations for where to solo hold the B from
Or if you play on cat where I was you could hear them running through it and like shoot them up through the sides of the windows, you know, oh
My god, there's so many
I'm rotating today.
That could be a thing.
There's another, there's another one there.
Bomb could still be anywhere though.
He just walked up or ramp one of them?
He's on those boxes.
Nice.
Nice.
Oh, bombs are here, bombs are here.
Oh, okay, bomb down.
He's got to be somewhere else.
He's got to be either mid or...
Nothing mid.
Gligar!
Wait, I'm...
Holy shit, this is him?
Damn!
I thought that was a pedestrian.
I forgot about under, under, under.
The bystander.
Damn.
I thought those are pedestrians.
I forgot about under, under, under.
The bystander.
Oh, do we have a yellow now?
That's me, bro.
Oh, sorry.
I was looking at the wrong time.
My best game ever, but like still.
It's like, I'll see you.
I'll model your ramp and then and then fuck off somewhere else.
I think I'm going to do a mid heavy.
here man no bro why does that tell us like six rounds after yeah we're fucking
we're fucking owning man holy shit you're really demoralizing these guys
right I am to just straight up gnome you see my fucking grenade okay the flash
I
Pardon
I misread the situation once made
That's your left Justin
That's Corey my bad. What is me? It's gonna hold on came from my right anyway
that we have the extra money for a DC in this game. Yeah. Oh yeah. Nice. Win a bull, dude.
Good shit. Good shit. Don't be a five. I'll take you to write the bomb. You win. Oh, nice.
You can't beat Master. Queef. That's tough. Yeah. How are you going to be Master. Queef?
Is that his name?
Yeah.
I can't believe you guys don't have the names off.
That is insane.
Do you at least have avatars turned off?
Yes.
That one.
That one, I'm not saying that one.
Shocked you haven't been goat seed yet.
Oh, do you guys know the sprays or like they have ammo now?
Yeah, yeah, they're like consumable.
I just used 2% of my fucking spray, bro.
Oh, like a permanent consumable?
Like, like, I'm rotating out.
No, if there's no way to rush I'm just gonna
I have to split the difference.
Nothing in apartments?
Heaven?
Two heaven, two heaven.
Oh my god, the fucking stupid...
Oh, stairs.
Oh!
They're everywhere, bro.
Dude, yeah, I just can't, there's too many angles.
I
Haven't I he's in heaven unknown unknown
What
How did that not to hit him
What the hell?
It's kind of sick, dude.
Check. What's the UVA on that?
Like, what's the expected value?
Like, I'm playing D we did this round.
I feel like they're doing it or they're going to go need to connect here.
So be careful.
Damn, she looks fucking awesome, though.
So some shit.
I see it probably is probably worth it.
A lot of the skins that look good aren't worth anything
and all the ones.
It's just like rarity that matters.
Like them.
One mid.
There's some in the tunnels.
I can't really repeat that, I think.
There's one of our people behind you, Corey.
Two apartments with grenades.
That's nice.
Stop.
Stop.
I'm going to smoke apartments.
Oh, I got three ones here.
Bomb down on Kat.
One's in mid.
Nice. Last one should be lower.
I thought I heard an AWP here, but I think it was a deagle.
One of the spots should be here, good good.
I think bros saving the opp maybe that's what you heard no way given up
It is 11-6.
Yes!
There was he?
He was in B tunnels.
4K.
OK.
Bam.
Woof.
They do really only have one guy on their team.
Yeah, look at that.
Yeah, oh my god.
Oh, holy shit.
Jesus.
It's so funny to raise foot when you're winning, by the way.
That's like the funniest thing ever.
Like, we should get the bringer and then just leave.
We should all open a case in his honor, I think.
Yes.
Just nothing crazy.
Just maybe they smoked a.
That's my smoke.
That's my smoke.
Oh, OK.
Flash on the public.
One on the.
There's a couple of apartments.
One's coming out for sure.
I've seen one that.
So do the others on apartments.
Wow. OK.
on down apartments
and there was one here, bozo
how did he not die?
how did he not die?
he's almost dead
if you kill him you win
planting? he's planting, the last one
oh, there's two left, I'm gonna do it
I'm a little behind
kitchen
good shit
nice
oh, okay, you're just a goat, you're just a goat
I don't even need to do anything, I don't even need to do anything
How do you have the okay, E.
There's no pop-up.
Short handed.
That was a four of E five win, man.
We're putting like lose around after he left.
That was crazy.
I told you he was weighing us down.
He would take the bomb on his own and die, man.
Like he fucking stole.
I bought I had it and I bought an op then Justin said,
can you buy me an AK?
I dropped the op bought it, bought Justin an AK.
He fucking stole my op, then mid and quit the game.
Has there ever been a word?
10 seconds in a single counter strike lobby than that.
Chibis says I'll join after next week.
I'm going to put this back on all maps since all we have left is Train.
I think everyone hates Train.
Except me, I'm afraid.
can i have time to go to the left yeah go pee
i'll go pee i can open these three cases oh my god don't go open them because if it's a knife i gotta know
i gotta open it right now i gotta i fucking gotta
i don't have any cases i don't open them
it's nothing it's fucking nothing
it's okay that's why the first case so you can hit two knives in a row dude
that's gotta feel like insane two two golds in a row has gotta be fucking
ridiculous
They fucking hate me, man, they fucking hate me.
No, they love me because they keep giving them my money.
They love me, actually.
They love you.
They fucking love me.
They want to keep me around forever, dude.
OK, last one, last one, last one.
This is fucking shit.
When the last one is shit, that's so good, actually,
because then you can stop doing it.
When the fuck are they going to make cash?
That was like my favorite map.
I took that so literally, and I was like,
Why am I going to make cash?
Ooh.
Oh.
What's the trade-up situation look like?
OK.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
You're back to course?
Yep, yeah
Have to put some dandy odor in on man
Yeah, you're smelling yourself. I was getting there
It's not the aroma, but let me rephrase the moisture precedes the aroma
You felt that the drip of sweat that hits like you're you're the side of your
Sorry, sorry
You guys ever shave your armpits?
No.
It's so bad.
I got a lot of hair everywhere.
It's just light colors.
You can only see it.
I don't got a lot of armpit hair, though.
Really?
I feel like that's the one that's free.
Like everybody gets armpit hair at like 13.
Well, I just mean like for how hairy the rest of my body is,
it's like, averagely hairy.
You know, like it doesn't have extra.
Kind of just chilling.
I think I'm shockingly not super hairy.
i believe it you have a great airline
i think you
great airline equals much less chance to have copious body here
they're not uh... hundred percent
linked but that one is influenced by the other for sure there is some
correlation for sure that's crazy i never knew that
infront of the food but like it's so hard to eat food while playing counter strike
man
now i've e-drip
feeding tube
I thought you said IV drip would not work.
Like, when you move your hand and countertrack on a low DPI and you got the IV in, that's
gonna hurt.
Put the IV in to the other hand.
We need a tracheal libation on trauma 2.
Dr. Robin, why are you out this season?
Dr. Robin, you can't do all that shit, bro.
I
They cliff-hangered that last week though
I gotta know like everyone everyone knows what's gonna happen, man
It was it was yeah, dude, and I got a little of that ambulance crashes outside of their catchment to see if
That will dr. Crawford can get his wife a Birkin for her birthday because he really fucked up getting the fucking
Labradoodle man. He shouldn't have got the labradoodle
No, he's not getting a Birkin, bro. He hasn't bought anything from that. That's what I didn't want to tell him
But there's a whole bug in it all depends on you. Yeah, man
You gotta have a good relationship with your rep you have to have bought a bunch of like plates and like scarves and shit
Maybe at least like three a year, you know, maybe they'd let him get an off-color Kelly
They're not letting them get a yeah, exactly. Yeah on a walk in no way, dude
You got to go buy used
bro is not here I'm gonna be fucking made it's the fucking horde
we're gonna make the zombie know yeah oh they're all coming I don't know what to do there's so many
I want a feast Cory save someone apartment
dude how did that not have how did that not work
I just got an issue because Justin was on the other side
you snatched his soul bro
Damn, you should be allowed to kill me in real and the way I abandoned you was actually most like the scared
I've ever been it was so lame. I
Just backed up and backed up and backed up like I did not fight with you at all
Did anybody in check it was vasectomy pain syndrome?
What sorry was I an all chat. Oh your channel got snipped I
Was looking up I was thinking about maybe it'd be time to get a vasectomy, but then like apparently two to three percent of men get
uh penis pain for like five years afterwards
oh now we're going to be one by not many but i don't know what these are
adjusting
good shit kori there's another one at least
team kill
backside no i wanted to say oh good
shit and they just wanted to purchase a
I got zero on the board right now.
I think my buddy is going through that right now.
He's got pvps?
I think so.
Was it like your tubes are getting swollen with the comers?
They don't know what caused it yet and it's no matter what method it's like the same chance.
It's like phantom limb but for your nuts, phantom vass.
I think you could like fucking cum crystals stuck in your balls or something.
Oh, Christos is fucked up, man.
Got one banana?
Love it.
Oh, there's a banana poster. That's why it's called banana.
Look at the map, bro. This shit looks like a banana.
There's a picture of a banana on the wall.
Oh, they put the picture here because this shit looks like a banana.
There's gotta be apartments. There's nothing.
Maybe.
Or they're sitting on banana waiting.
There's apartments.
Got one.
Another one.
Oh, is she inside, Justin?
Motherfucker.
I
Said I was sorry
You're lucky I suck bro
I'm gonna run back to be just cuz I'm worried they're gonna turn skill apartments
Yeah one one flat flat patio
What did I say? There's a patio
I'm just gonna say she probably wafered she believe the original bad bunny Lola
Yeah, okay. Oh, okay. Okay. Not Jessica. Not Jessica. She's not even a rabbit, bro
That she that's a last name that she got her name you're rabbit
Posting on my
You're you you're open, huh? It's my culture man. I don't got much going for me
Okay, somebody's waiting for pushes there. We all been high where I'm not gonna. I'm gonna give him some sloppy oppie banana
one department
Being very patient
I'll never oh
My god, there were three there were three
Damn! Broke out the whole bunch.
There were four. There's four. There's no one here.
Oh, he fucking shot me. He fucking jumped over me.
Sorry, Justin. I wanted to kill, so I thought I was gonna be not dead.
Last one's up, Banana with Koi.
I don't know. I don't know what I'm talking about.
That was a good awoo, Ryan. Maybe you're on to something.
Awoo!
Oh, no.
Okay, you pushed it.
I know you tonight eat you out lick you inside just like an animal
You guys never write that one
Inside you
Allowed to write music that's crazy long been a believer he should not be allowed to write music
But that's he sure you can still write the lyrics with the melodies are fucked many banana two banana
Ah
Good flash clean fucking flash there Molly we're smoking it
Smoking in the half damn it. There's another one getting close
All all all banana all banana two more banana yet
We clutch this that's okay
I'm loving this action. That's keeping me warm
Watch the shot
They go back a
No
I'm down
I'm going to church. I'll put the scalpel away and
took out the fucking sword. I didn't even know there was a church on this map.
I think he's an A. I don't know. It's weird he's not...
Are we a bomb?
Do not purple actually get at those bananas banana button it. Yeah
So fucking sweet down on purple, bro
The green tiger
Wait, what's fucking awesome?
Like ugly things are fucking sexy, bro. It sucks that IRL gunskins are just like they have like Trump's face on it
Fucking killed by a big and trump gun
I was at the range one day and there was a guy with a like Trump hat and gun case and his gun also was a Trump gun
That's so much. He was like one thousand years old
Serving on the front lines of the culture war
They're gonna be ultimate I think
Two banana
They just don't don't push on flesh. I'm gonna I'm gonna fall back a little
He is trying to get the set bonus.
Oh! Sorry.
I'm back to watching it. I think they're gonna slow play it. I'm not even gonna
peek. I suck. You can kill me. How did they not kill me? I deserved to die.
I
Hear shit here
They both had one had a scout one had an AR. I think they're gonna stay
One's there. Got him good fucking shit, dude
They must have had eyes in the other one
Nice
Damn, you fucking anything there should be a grenade that you throw that lets you see like it gives you fucking eyes
You see the vision. Yeah, exactly
The Dr. Park and steam yes
Early 20th century x-ray grenade 15 second exposure time
oh one's here good shit trigger discipline
did you see anymore that's a good Molly I was a good mom walk I saw sorry that's
fine take this shit oh here one more maybe
yeah this force is this man even had a man even had a banana maybe not all but
We have bomb we have bomb. Okay. We have bomb in mid. He fucked it
We cross
He's got to be really scared. Purple's thirsty man
We have they're both there
Oh
This feels fucking good man
We're kind of crushing it all it's gonna suck
I'm also gonna go in from 20 to like a like like a hundred that's okay. Oh, you're fucking 8 and 2 bro. I
Know I haven't been doing enough damage apparently whatever you I'll even to bro
At 8 to be there
Okay, that shit. Oh, you can see me there me. Yep to banana
I got a greedy, I got greedy.
Well, I'm back a little bit on banana, but it's too bad.
I'm gonna rotate.
Yeah, I'm low. You're gonna stay.
Oh, what a shot. What a fucking shot.
We're probably on site there.
Oh, they're weak, they're weak. Two of them at least.
He's going to swing church, get a good kill.
I really tried to manifest him.
I want to see how many I hit.
64 and 3, 43 and 1.
Damn.
You see that horse?
He has an occasional horse.
I heard a whirr, whirr
That's not what horses do
I heard a shit shot
I was hearing in
Prometheus
Whirr, whirr
This guy's often going to the same spot that I've uh
Been going every round, huh?
Oh, fuck!
I didn't buy a smoke
Your body hit me right inside
Sorry, sorry
No, that's alright
I've learned that you can take one damage in this game
Cause that's just what I took
There's nobody in Altmid
I don't want to get it.
Pushing up mid?
He shot me in my little head and I've run away.
You got him? Your boy got him?
I'm from Koi.
Justin, peek off me. Peek off me.
I'm smoking. I'm smoking.
Awww.
I don't know if they're going to because mine didn't pop that close.
You pushing? I got flashed. I'm blind as fuck.
Covered.
you get you in this you in this for you in this oh shit I didn't win this yeah
That's probably...
On site.
On site.
of
the
death
of
I don't know, I've always been so ass with the Deagle, but today it's a different fella.
It's a different fella.
Hell yeah, the Hertz man, they brought you back.
It might be, it might be.
We did get the damn Kurtz 3 gun.
You know the West guy, like the fucking Clay, he stuck to it.
Yeah.
I quit. I'm gonna heavy mid, heavy mid, fast mid, fast mid.
I'm gonna remolly.
Oh, there. That's theirs.
I'm going to smoke it.
Oh, my God, what a shot.
Oh, my God, it's so good.
They're through at the bees gained bees lost.
Bombs down, bombs down in halls here.
Oh, shit. I'm going to go around B anyway.
some good fucking shoot oh no oh no good try you did get one yeah that's last
guy yeah last guy's over there
they did have an op I don't know if this guy picked it up or not
of
the
Oh, you win these.
Well, that's too many pre-mortar angle videos on YouTube!
But you could just hear the overheating.
You can see the steam coming out of his ears as he turned the corner man.
We win these.
Also this is quicker Apollo if you go the archway.
I'm just going to smoke banana and see if they lose patience.
What if I throw fire on top of it?
of it. It will immediately get extinguished. Oh, well, I won't do that thing.
12 hit markers. Yeah. Well, I got to another one then.
Yeah. Did he speak English there? He said I got another one. I got him. I got him.
Oh, okay. So I got to another one of it. Last, that could be the same guy, actually, I don't
remember. I thought I killed him. Okay, I like how you look down.
that's right that's right purple you fucking lucked out today I mean you and
both to be honest but they're doing pretty good not terrible that's your own smoke grenade
check that out i gotta find a smoke line up so i don't get shot when i do it
oh they threw me molly they hurt me flashed and flashed
oh yes i think they hard pushed banana i think i molly'd uh banana to buy some time for the
rotate. Trying to open this little life. You still here any? Not the flash. Throwing buckets
Adam man oh shit yeah not yet oh shit oh fuck there's two left they were both
there ones all bombs down yeah don't don't don't be grand peak pick off me pick
off me he's in
I don't know what that may be copy I don't know what he got me means
You are in your eyes
Okay so what it means is I look and like I'm out in the open right and so I'll see you
when they peek and so they peek me and they're looking at me when they peek me which then
when you see them on the map peeking me you peek and then you shoot them and they're not
looking at them
Why don't you just say that?
I got it.
Peek of me means you draw the aggro.
Yeah, yeah.
It's all mid to mid.
It's all mid to mid.
Yes sir, yes sir.
Oh, following Justin.
I got lost, that's my bad.
That's my bad.
I'm going to go through apartments.
Yes, man.
Hey.
On the right side mid?
I'm well next time you know what's there?
I'm going to get through there.
Oh one flank.
Come on.
Last one there, last one in mid.
On your left. Yeah right there.
Oh you saw.
I
Tell in my fucking face
Let's go like spike in my heart rate as that fight started
Yeah, I don't mind me. We're gonna we're gonna need banana if you have the money for it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
Just launch it towards that car at the end of banana
And we're gonna hold W's
We all smoke together
Yes, sir.
Together.
One more here by.
How bad that was.
I just had to follow those asscheeks.
Yeah.
This is great plant spot, by the way, for the future.
This is sick, bro.
OK, confirming the plant spot in my mind.
A thousand.
Oh, OK.
if you diffusing it.
MVP purple?
What the fuck?
Well, he just killed two people up there.
Oh, well, shows what I know.
Do the same fucking shit.
Dude, I didn't mean to do that again.
That killed so well.
Yeah, just need it again.
Let me entry frag.
I got the Mach 11.
Once we get around that, I'll smoke the cross and he takes it.
Oh
That grenade
Oh, he's fucking back of sight.
Oh, got one.
There's no one back sight.
No one back sight.
He has bomb.
Fuck.
Fuck!
I'm going to the left for you.
Purple! Oh, behind, behind, behind!
On the way!
Thanks, y'all.
For sure.
Unknown, other one.
That's all.
I respect the attempt.
He cowardly loops all the way back around
to hold the long angle.
That was right.
I thought the flash was off the wall, over the wall behind you.
Yeah.
Should we change it up this side?
If someone is near me and has an A to B,
I'm gonna throw a need up middle like immediately, but if it's not really quick, it's not worth moving on.
I got that front spawn though.
So I'm gonna need mid and then hopefully shoot a guy.
I trust it. I trust the point.
Oh, that fucked him.
Alright, there's the one right side mid.
He could have gone up in the window.
I'll clear up our-
No nades.
Playing banana.
One's on the porch?
I'm in there rapping
I'm rapping with you with you. You just peeked me now
Like behind us. He's balcony balcony. All right, I'm taking bomb apartments with a pole
He's dead that was balcony guy. It was one made. Oh, you're bomb orange is though. Yeah
Well
Glory the glompings gotta stop
I
Think he's that
You might be in boiler room, which is that little stairwell that you're kind of looking through yeah
Maybe not oh god could be wrapping around a balcony
Very nice wow
Good game. Hi, Chibley.
Are you guys done?
Yes, sir.
You first.
Okay, I'm ready.
Chibley gets here early for this one.
You have two infernos, Chibley.
Someone's not even inferno.
I thought he liked inferno a lot.
I love Mirage.
He's a Mirage gamer.
You're Mr. Mirage.
Are you opening with your stickers?
No, I don't do it.
I quit.
I liquidated my inventory.
Where's Chiblee?
You said come on bro, I'm freaking going bankrupt over here.
I literally filed for bankruptcy.
No shot.
Chiblee joined a friend of Eatsy Justin.
That's me.
Is that true?
Hey, I think we're friends
Shit, I'm feeling like it's dust to dust, bro
Did I leave the discord call
Hello
Hello
Guys, I've been I've been booted from the VC and now I've got connecting
They don't fuck with me anymore, I guess
Still live internet's doing all right. Yeah, I didn't upload my ID to discord yet
Everyone
Hello, everyone.
I'm still here, but the discord is not letting the age.
Let me see. It should be there soon.
No sweat bro, time to buy some cases maybe?
Are we queued?
We said discord fully.
What does this mean?
Damn, he says I gotta take it out from the fucking task manager, bro.
Bro, they have to locate servers with acceptable ping.
This is the first time I've opened up the Task Manager on this beast.
I'm in voice
Hello, I got one always back and you guys can find me
I'm Ryan
Do I cut out like crazy in discord? I?
Don't think so. I don't think so
Okay, I'm in a phone call about if I yell okay, ooh
I don't freak the fuck out cuz when I rebooted discord it said I was in the VC
But I was not there was like my avatar
It sounds like I'm gonna get mad at you
But like it's actually the opposite when I said reset discord and you were like what does this mean?
Hmm, like it's so dumb that clicking X on a window does not close the program yet. Yes
I
Had six discord processes open after I closed the app
Yeah, you were right to go to the task manager Apollo. I can't use as we buy it. Oh
What do you want? We want I don't give a fuck man. Oh, there's a website called CS. R. Oh, I
Use a different one. Okay. I
Used one that just showed you what was in the crates. I didn't look at the ROI. I don't want to be like I don't want to be called out
You should do a knife trade-up. Well, dude, do you want a bit most important question when knives are gloves?
I think you want nice, of course. This is Swaggy's thing. There is right
um
My strategy was to look at the cases and like see which one had a cool weapon
I wanted and then if it was knives or gloves and I just picked one that like matched you that way you're you're
You're going for two fronts. You're either getting a knife or you're getting like a cool gun that you want
Mm-hmm. You want to hear my strategy? Mm-hmm. What is it? I just buy those motherfuckers randomly
You know like by five. Well, so I'm a way to buy five of another one and then five of another one and I go
Oh, ooh, piece of candy.
Like, I've been opening, like, pizza candy.
The Fracture Case has a sick-ass deagle in it
that I want, man.
It's a sick-deagle.
And who's paying a sit-through low?
Honestly, if you want to be a little spendy boy,
the Chroma Cases have some cool stuff in them.
Chroma Case.
They got Chroma Case.
They're a little pricey, though.
I don't even see them in the market.
Yeah, I don't even know where to shop for these things.
This is the meta, Brian, you'll like this too.
You just go to the store, you go to the armory, you get an armory pass, and then off the games
you get stars, and then with the stars you can buy cases, and then you have to buy the
case, or if you get four stars you can open a case for free.
Holy shit.
Yes.
I just felt like I might.
I was going to get that, but I was like, what if we only play CS like two times and then
never again well okay this is how locked in I am I've got two of them because
they stay and you can buy up to five of them yes you can and they all go up at
the same time when do they go yeah like what when you get XP when you get XP
you get like and then you fill the ring you get a star but if you've got like
five of them and sitting one star getting five brah holy shit yep unfortunately
We queued too fast, we queued too fast, so...
If you start opening cases, I'm literally locked in, I'm not gonna do anything else.
Oh, fuck you.
I've been the fucking case bitch, I've been opening them for all of you guys, I need to watch someone else to open a couple of cases.
Okay, calm down, buddy!
Are you anyway, am I wrong? Am I wrong? I got all of you guys in my chat, well yeah, I've been me up, they gave me some more money, am I wrong?
I've opened cases too far before you came on the scene, young guy.
shouldn't be using the b-word
the west mister dog show is literally now over
that's the one weekend a year you can use the b-word
i was on hold that whole time when i hung out
i'll call back after this
i have to call by five and we end at five
i see your point
yeah
you came in the lobby
also i think everyone's accounts are like a little juice at the start and maybe you
get like a knife when you start because they want to hook you
hundred percent
no i gave up i did a hundred bucks and i get a seat
I'm a purple so I give up.
I'm only doing a purple and a hundred bucks.
Okay, I'm pissed for you.
That means you're fucking new.
I'm a red.
I got a name.
One, one, one, one, one.
I'm not, you guys got this.
Someone stay in tunnel.
Two men.
Holy shit.
Chiblee.
Chiblee!
The Squammer Swinger
That's my Squammer Swinger
It's normal to say squinger
It's cool and normal
We all smoke together
I'm a piece of shit
He's dangling, he's dangling, um, he's crazy, he lives for so long, the server is completely
for me.
Oh, no.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, hey, I'm back.
I can't, my body.
I got one more spot on the left.
He's trying to dig me and he's going to do it because I suck.
Never mind.
I got his ass.
It's like we push site.
They were so many here. Blue bomb again?
I got Bonnie
Bonnie on my jeans
That's the last one, Cap
Nice!
Nice!
What was Cory's name again?
Fullerton Flasher
No, it's you. I'll have my...
I'm the Fullerton Flasher?
Of course you're the Fullerton Flasher. Have you seen those clips?
I have the bomb by the way I didn't realize one on B one on B shooting
I'm gonna put up around a B don't go in don't go in
I'm sorry, don't go on the flash out.
It is for Polo.
That's not the one I like.
I like the one where he balances it.
Window, window.
Oh, I got killed.
Nice door.
Nice.
Oh, of course, the Melbourne Mona.
Melbourne Mona.
Oh, gee.
What the fuck are you playing?
Five, bro!
You're not in the site.
You're not in the site.
Fuck.
Nice, Polo.
Oh, no, no.
Oh.
Oh.
I got you.
I got you.
Check it.
Oh.
Oh.
I used to have one of those 10 years ago.
Back in the day when I was a young one.
You need that shit, I believe you guys.
You see, Sally was so bad.
It's crazy, man.
Oh, we're going to pull up next week.
And Ryan's going to have like a ruby carambit or something
like that.
I'm going to have a whole page in a little bit.
You gotta at least get like a nice red gun, you know, that's like a basic, you know, that's what I was trying to do.
We're on all black, bro.
There's a lot in middle.
I killed one top.
She believed the fucking Bavarian body blocker? Oh my god.
I'm the skirmish six, I have it in.
I'm coming back.
Hey guys.
There's two doors.
I don't know how he's alive.
I'm running up Kat. He might make them think it's a
We've no bombs down on beat bumps down on me. It's awesome. Honestly, you jump down here. You get to kill easy easy
Crazy guy
One in window or like broken wall. It's what they let you live. It killed me and like a Millison. I know
That's crazy, that's pain that's pain
Got names on what are they called?
I'm a bit soggy. Oh, I am okay. I'm broke speak on that. I'm broke. Well, I can are we all broke
I'm one girl broke. Can somebody do you go I'll kiss you
Yeah, I'm off my midget. Thank you. Oh shit. I bought a D-ball. Does anyone else want a D-ball who doesn't have one?
No, I bought one. I should look at it still sold it. I
Have a hero band. Oh, sorry. That's the ballot term
I die here
There's a guy there guys, what do we do?
He's throwing grenades and
Dude, I dropped an AK on my body
That's one cat guy I would make guys
Oh
Oh nice 2v2 2v2
Ryan's got an AK too
How's he go?
One was on B
I think at A it looks really nice here
How's he go?
In a place
It's gonna be hard for you to get out
There can only be one on A if there is one
Here we go, we go quick we go
Okay just go
I'm gonna use Benz over there
Can you play against that box Ryan?
Like on this side of it?
Yes sir, yes sir
Oh
a waste of the beautiful Mercedes Benz
one's by me
he ran long, one ran long
I think
I fucked it, one's coming up short, cat
on your right cat, nice
nice, could also be cat but I thought I heard him long
On your left probably.
There's long.
Oh, here's no time.
Don't peek.
Don't peek.
Don't peek.
Don't peek.
Just run away short.
Run!
Run!
Run buddy!
You got this!
We're going to do this.
You're going to do this.
Oh!
Dusty go!
I must have been close man.
You did turn left and not gain ground.
What?
Yeah, because I was looking behind the wall.
The wall should like dent the explosion a little bit. I
Agree with that. I agree with that
Walls don't block that shit about physics, bro. Oh to one do you felt so good? I feel like
Bro does not want the bomb really I think I'm injuring my body and relax by playing this game
Oh
Oh my god, that scared me. Oh, he fucked me. Oh, we gotta go away. We're gonna go away
There's a lot of you till here here. Let me flash out of this scared. Oh my god. What a shot
Should be a flash for you ready?
Okay, full it in flash you didn't you have this?
Right so round you threw the flash in the room with us. Hmm. That was for you. Yeah, did it get you?
I am a saving one yeah all are you yeah I'm gonna I'm gonna deagle watch this
braga plans yeah what the fuck give me your deagle oh what the fuck if you
sorry all right I guess I sold it give me a block I don't know how anything that
just happened to happen
I'll get all the way in.
Ah, that guy's fucking Elnator all.
We could try to hit the enemy.
Hello?
Yeah, they're blowing this place out.
Can I have anything to flash?
This is throwing shit.
This is a fucking pervert, bro.
Look at the trench cover.
Well, he's out of you to go. Oh my fucking god.
Who's dead?
One more on site.
He went to the right.
He's dead.
Oh, one CT already. Nice. I got 11 health. I'm planting for a tunnel.
Mid doors.
Holy fuck.
That's your head. He's seeking.
I don't know where to go.
I'm trying to watch focus.
Oh, God, I got a Charlie horse in my ass.
Oh, holy shit.
Oh.
That's all.
We got a lot of money.
That's huge.
Guys, this is the last map.
Anyone agree?
I did the fucking the panda bear, the viral panda bear.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
I still can't buy because I was the idiot last round. I was a little
You're just being silly with it
That's being a little silly try to get a D. Go pick long man. It's the only way
I'll flash hold they just like hard hold it like if we knew how to do you tell me
Don't go get this fan you tell at the door
When you're you tell I'll throw a flash high and it'll mess and then we can go
Love that.
Brother, I added you to the game.
Search up Pipsqueak on the market.
You ready, Ran?
I'm ready.
He's still scouting.
Check.
I want to shoot him.
He shot me.
I hear, I hear at least.
Oh, the short.
Fuck.
Oh, he's behind the door.
I think.
What?
Oh, oh, that's rough.
That's rough.
Good shooting.
I got his off, fuck that.
What are we doing Jay?
I'm walking through tunnel B.
It was good buddy.
There might still be one watching mid with a scout.
No.
One of them is a very weak one to fight for tunnel if you want to stay in summer
Let's know
It's smoked off one could come tunnel then right come listen here
On door side nice last one should be new down one
Give me this fucking art, bro it's over for the lobby.
Give me this fucking art, dude I'm not kittin' around no more.
Why does it have to say rough twice in a row? Have you ever thought about that?
Dude same thing with the art.
It's been off for so long dude.
Hold on, hold on.
Someone try it.
You're right, I can't do it.
Anyone?
Yeah.
It wouldn't happen.
Motherfucker, dude!
What about me?
I'm gonna smoke this and we're gonna run through the plat, okay?
I fucked it. I fucked the smoke. We're not going in there.
He's always looking at it with an AWP. I'm leaving by it.
Bye.
Oh!
Oh my god.
That's in a row.
Funnel.
Shotgun.
The Mag7 demon!
Incredible.
I can't even afford like a deagle oh I mean I can't even afford like a deagle
Oh, I mean I can, but I won't have enough money for the next round.
I still have for next round, so I need to take care.
I don't know what to do.
Let's pretend we don't know what to do.
Let's try to shoot the gun.
They do love going in the tunnel.
Slow play.
Roll play.
Down there.
Cory.
One there.
I have one health.
Oh, I got him.
one there I have one health oh I got him yeah you got him man I got the
AWP in mid
flash one one one's in our spawn oh shit spawn okay boys got spot on me
on window was up I have one HP one drill wall got him with a flying headshot
Planted.
Last one was piking somewhere.
Okay.
I'm shaking in real life.
What does that mean?
He's in CT spawn.
He has hit once.
Oh, you saw him?
Oh, okay.
Okay, Ghibli.
Give me that off, buddy!
Huge.
That's over for them.
Absolutely huge.
I'm going suicide, that's the call, that's the name of the spot.
That is the name of the spot.
I threw a smoke that might land mid.
Why not?
One just walked up mid last round.
They also love to just go lower.
One's already in.
Oh shit.
He's in, he's in.
I'm so good.
All my friends are dying.
I'm sure they are very hurt.
Not good what the fuck do I do with my life?
Up I'll be king is always the answer
I'm scared
I do with my life
Freaking the fuck out from
I'm freaking the fuck out
I'm not ready for this
Jesus!
Look at the fish gutter knife.
Yes!
Oh, they're off!
Oh, man.
Broke for last round.
Okay, no offing today, dude. I'm not locked in
It's unfair we're only playing two hours in me because it takes two hours to warm up. Oh, you can fix that
I'm not waiting to fucking 530 in the morning play counter strike dude. That's sad. Yeah, anyway
Me and you Corey they've extinguished their fucking smoke
I
Lookin hate my Mollie cat and we can put we can push up me. I think I missed it horribly
Well, they're in my smoke, bro, I'll cover you guys from lower
Okay.
There's two mid doors.
There's one here.
Oh, I got scared.
Oh, there's two there.
It's where I saw Apollo to get shot in the head and walk.
Yeah, he had three percent.
The Red Bull's open.
I don't think they get a single round.
I don't think they get a single round.
Red Bull's open.
I'm gonna play short, eh?
Red Bull's open, why so excited?
Come on, let me get some noise!
Crack open a cold one!
Why does it sound like Aura twice in a row?
Now he's getting it.
Aura, Aura.
Aura, Aura.
I'm getting tunnels.
Whoa!
Can you do that?
Oh, they threw a fucking incendiary right on my head.
Tunnels, many, all, five.
Oh, fuck.
Okay.
Oh, damn.
They might get one.
get one. Yeah. What the fuck?
I mean, these are the same guys who like
seen six. That's when we walk in.
Yeah, they executed looks like the I was
going to say it's the subway scene with
the common and John Wick and John Wick
two
I did finally see the first one
You think we four sell it?
It was a nice one. I'm telling you
Yeah, I'm doing it
Fuck it
I got a shotgun though, so be me out be me out
Are you alone?
one up short long one didn't behind you any second right oh shit my shotguns got
peanuts they're on site shit oh nice shot oh should leave his dead he's gonna
cross in a second they put peanuts in my shotgun oh god oh man I shouldn't have
All the why do we force who's cause that?
Don't worry. I didn't listen. Thank you
W game sense owned them
Take a duck hunt man, okay
All right, they get up you guys can't judge me should probably only light but make sure we could buy next round
Make sure you could be like a full. Okay. I got all I need. All right. I'm running low a ton. Oh, I'm talking game
I'm running low tons
Blowing their fucking heads off
I hear B. Yeah, no, my shotgun's got fucking peanuts in it to low tons
To on to onsite be coming. I
Oh my god
He punches
Target practice, bro
Are they get three in the chair upright, why is my shugging at peanuts, bro?
Now we buy yep
95 and one mother fucker
we need to like you're gonna not play this to us we're gonna take this map out
of the rotation permanently
to a long that'll think they're gonna be one cat two cat crazy guys one with
op I'm not peeking that shit bro okay zero it's both downcat the rest are long
I'm running into your spawn.
I'm flashing.
It's a good penis, bro.
Oh, flashing one more time, but I'm hurt.
I headshot one, I think?
Or, I don't know.
Good shit.
I got one more.
Good shit.
He's on site.
I can't kill any of these guys.
I can't
I've ruined everything guys. I'm sorry. Yeah
Let's spend the next two hours learning smokes
I don't know why like there's a notable noticeable difference in the enemies we are fighting
I'm pretty sure well you go against five stacks
Yeah, but why are we going against five stacks who all are bad cuz they we're
There's not a lot of them, bro.
We're the only one?
I got a meow.
My gun says meow.
I can't focus because she bleeds too funny.
I'll shut up.
Oh my god.
I'm alive.
Fuck that.
I can't even aim right now.
Fucking hell
Honey
Everything's changed nice. Oh, I'm so sorry
Or just fucking killed me. That's what was on site. That's what's inside
Yeah, you can get around it you can get around it
You're low on time Oh
I
Even double-checked to make sure it wasn't a teammate, but I guess you were slightly off of the fucking screen when I look
I hate this
Anyone else I'm getting rocked along just to be honest
one out long
I think he's just going to A
try not to injure him to 9
bomb's down here
smoked up oh one to mid
he's gonna get bomb they smoked it
what the fuck man
they picked up bomb and left
two lefts
I'm a little pinned, he's coming up long.
I don't know how you didn't die yet, good shit, good shit, oh god man.
Ryan I have a question, it's not because you've been doing anything wrong, I'm just curious.
Do you have mouse acceleration on?
I have no idea, are you clip farming for IGN?
No, no, it's just we aren't done still again.
Northern Lions team mate, awesome, super important question.
B, let me out 36, bro.
Oh yeah, there they are.
Oh my god, they're just out.
I suppressed them like no one's ever seen before
I never even looked to the right
You might want to play long, not push long
I was going to say you just get a bad spawn for it
There are four of them
Let's get a bad spawn for it.
Oh, okay.
It's a long run.
There are four of us here.
Yeah.
Oh, B?
Oh, fuck's sake.
Oh, one B anyway, one B.
Oh, okay, they're all mid, they're all mid.
Ori!
There's two cat, at least.
Yeah.
Blanking on cat.
Wish me luck.
Careful for that, don't look at that.
I missed completely.
They escaped.
I think they're just going to go A.
I'm sorry for yelling at you.
That's okay.
Nice shot.
We win these long, bro.
Must say.
Oh, well.
Come on, bro.
Nice try.
Good try.
Nice try good try good try
Just something feels off dude, I'm gonna lower the disc
Yeah, that's ergo ergo difference. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
That chairs are probably different than mine
I'm kind of leaned back I got nine kills what happened
Oh, he just wide-sung it and didn't even flash nice three one long
Great great grenade not much I could do about that. Holy shit
You still got church it
I'm worried about it. Cory's coming up. Don't shoot me. Nah, yeah, no short, no short.
You're gonna have to look, Cory. You're gonna have to look. He's still hurt. I don't want to repeat the op.
Never repeat the op. Let him sit there like a fool. Cory's gonna kill him. On your left, Cory. On your left.
I thought I heard him but then I'm like I'm scared
Yes!
I did not get it for you
Maybe my monitor needs to be 2 inches away from my face
That helps
Yeah yeah that move dude
That helps
Yeah
Let's make this Roy as fine
I do hear Feedies. B. I don't like that. It sounds like they're going Tunnel. I don't
like that. Nice, thank you. B again, B again. One more is Lower Tunnel, he could go anywhere.
Bombs it.
Nice.
Last one is on the get.
Crazy guy.
Get him, kid.
No, don't do shit.
He's got him.
You got him.
Oh, what the day?
I'm the second come in a food, bro.
What?
What did you say?
OK.
I'm the second come in a food.
I don't know who food is.
I heard I'm gonna come in a food
You're gonna fuck a rotisserie chicken or something rotisserie chicken, too. Yeah nice. Oh, they shot down mid
Flashes a good shot. Holy shit
Don't hear anything here chib I
Don't see shit. I don't want to give up short, but I I got both short
case
and
by the key the fire will my address to the masses
and
I said I want to come over low key I don't know I get pretty lonely on the weekend
and
you can fix it
by just streaming all weekend
not really like sitting down doing a lot of nothing I'm gonna be honest
on a sick is kind of sick man.
Community market.
I need someone to buy my tracksuit pants man.
Chad, what are we addressing a comment?
Chibla, you're not an uncle yet.
I'm actually an uncle to three.
How's the dangers on case chat?
What do we got in there?
eight red AK red op. Oh, yeah.
I'm thinking this is going to be the one.
Buy a hundred of them. I'm not kidding.
I got nothing in my case.
I'm returning. Yeah, I'll be okay though. Bigly. Bigly, Ghibli. I like the sound of
that, Ghibli. Bigly, Ghibli. I like that. I'm coming. Oh my god. They're missing any
cases. No, no, no. You know, keys are like 336 in Canada. It's a damn scam.
Bro, they're $4.50. Yeah, holy shit, you gotta buy both man. Yeah
As my purchase order has not gone through yet
The steam marketplace is such a nightmare cuz you'll like
Authorize the order then go back to the order and then like it like takes you through so many hoops man
Oops, I'm always worried about putting my screen on as well that they're gonna be like
Is this your address just open it with the screen? Oh, they do just go like here's your address full fucking crazy, bro
Well, I don't even need to know my damn address
Well, yeah, I gotta give you the case again, dude
These are not stocks, bro
Why does it say my buy orders like I'm waiting I'm waiting for some dude like a ticker tape to do it
Yeah, it's like RuneScape. You put in a buy order and then whenever a case that is of your price is available
It orders it
So if you put like if you want to order like a $5 case you can put in like $505 and it'll buy all the ones that are
Oh my god. Cancel my fucking order then cancel my fucking order. Yeah. Yeah, it's it's it's because I did not want to pay
281 instead of 282 are you and the price has gone up ever since I mentioned it on stream
1% ever since I mentioned it bro
The investments we should invest our futures and counter strikes again, so I'm not kidding. I
Just want to I just like because if you look at the brah in it
No, they've only ever gone up
One item purchased I didn't why we want purchase one. I wanted to purchase ten bro. Yeah, it's the number back in and you crazy dog
It's gonna be so funny when Ryan experiences what it's actually like to open cases
No, he's gonna get a knife and he's gonna get hooked, right?
I'm gonna get a knife. I'm gonna get ten knives in a row guaranteed
If you get a knife in your first ten, that'd be crazy.
Bro, there are only a one in four hundred shots
Yeah, there was a lot. I mean that's low, but it was a lot higher than I thought when I heard it
That's why it fucking pisses me off. I have not got shit in the entire current season.
Are we fucking queuing? Are we in the queue?
Oh, he's got fucking keys in. Oh my god. Oh, you can open them in-game and we can see in the chat what you get
Fuck I didn't fucking buy the keys yet. I'm a fucking you just you just go
You there's a little drop-down menu there and you just go ten if it's way faster
I don't think it shows your address on this one either confirmed it, but I might speak off anyway. Oh
Nevermind
With that you gotta be really that's crazy
Mine doesn't do it for some reason
Maybe it's like a New Zealand rock.
Dude, one time someone in my chat was like, I really don't like when you subscribe to
someone and switch in the email.
It says your name.
Oh my god, he's opening.
Oh my god.
Dude, that AK is slick.
That AK is slick.
Are you ready for this?
Oh my god, it's slick.
I want to watch.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
That's all right.
I would have liked this.
I would have liked this.
What is this?
What the fuck is this?
Blue and orange.
I think it's Iron Man, bro.
is this blue and orange he thinks he's iron man bro
Ryan's been watching me so he knows that you can open like 40 blues yeah yeah
oh yeah it's not good and you always go with the bad key you open with the middle
key it's that simple no you pick the six K case in the seventh key bro duh
that's fucking genius though six case three four five six Bob has the chance to
get like 3,000 new people addicted to CS go case is if you hit a knife or
I can't believe they're not like, just like fudging the numbers right now, you know?
Gaben?
Get his account, get his account, get him the gold, no!
Get off that boat, bro!
That's a damn scam. Nova would fire the Santa Neapolitan pizza bar.
Oh my god, they keep fucking...
They could do the like, seven, seven cherry!
Six, seven cherry.
Do you feel bad yet, Ryan? Do you feel bad?
The real pain comes when you open the mold and you're done and you get nothing.
That's true, there's still hope.
Let him get there on his own, man.
man what the fuck is this magnesium oh i actually like that one i'll sell it to you for that's okay
because you know it's not even what that i don't think that's cool as the uh as the knives are
do that ake i want to do that ake that's some real fucking shit right there look at that
white flames what you just got the flame deep all the gun that was lame they put that in the
time capsule for you. Hey guys, maybe gambling sucks.
Yeah. Quick farming. Maybe gambling fucking sucks.
The farm failed. Yeah, try the next one. They can't 10 blue
you man. That'll piss me off. That'll piss me off if someone
go back to being alone again. I'm literally just paying for the
damnation. You gotta hit the chibli case.
Two magnesiums. Bro, the thing is, even in terms of a
slot machine this is a real expensive spin yeah and you win less often than a
slot machine exactly okay that's peak though
stat tracks sawed off blacks and that's kind of peak though some shit that they'd
have in team fortress too that was worth the the whole stack right there oh my
god it's in a jibby case in a jibby case on the last one you gotta you gotta
praise me jibby last one's gotta be a jibby cake so fucking disaster guys
Oh
Anybody on this one, I'll praise anybody that wants it
Emily
This is a fucking disaster guys, he's never gonna get you should go over good right side
You're out and never have to do it again class action lawsuit in more ten more because
In more because you were just warming it up on that one. It's like starting a car in the water. We don't need a lobby
Wow, I
Don't know. I don't think we're cute
are we cute says he started matchmaking we're not cute are we cute
you don't have to type it to him because he's not hold one second as well we're
not cute man are you sure it says I need to stick a brush my little friend that
has money dollar signs on it fuck yes man I need that he's on the phone we
don't know when he's coming back.
Dude, this is sick of the city's thug life.
I don't need that.
Ryan, why don't you overlay Ryan?
I wanted to see how much was left in my steam wallet.
Oh.
Only $9,000 left.
I don't give a shit about my steam wallet, bro.
You can't take it out.
You've got $9,000?
Guess you've got to buy more cases.
I'm doing the math.
There should be a website that if you're in Canada,
it tells you with your steam wallet
What's the perfect ratio of keys to crates?
It's so funny that people are telling you like Ryan, don't do it.
Like, do you know what the fuck you're talking to?
They're calling him the least likely person to get into the gambling.
Well, that is true. That is true.
He played Uma Masume.
For free, bro.
Oh, true. You're crazy.
Unlike some I am by 200 bucks for the cards
before I even did a career.
That's fun.
We in a queue.
It says he started matchmaking.
Am I am I wrong?
We're not.
We're not killing.
This guy's trolling, bro.
Maybe we should type to Justin in the discord and say, hey.
Either you want to see in the world, bro.
I wrote queso and said, this is him.
Oh, he's just going to say, fight like a girl.
Oh.
Well, we ain't looking at that damn chat.
He, yep, instantly.
What does this mean?
I'm talking.
I'm looking at it.
There's a stick that says, fight like a girl and it has pink all over it.
It's feminism.
That's problematic.
No, no, no, the opposite.
No, girls don't ask you like pink.
But they could.
But they could
I was watching that I saw a video on YouTube you know they got Maga bluey now
Sorry, what is that like a new food? It's a Baba bluey. No, I said Maga bluey
Maga bluey. Yeah, all is it
It's like a chinchilla. Definitely
What the soap and chill is a bone left
No, I'm not even kidding. I think you said mama buoy and I'm like, what the fuck is mama buoy, bro?
Okay guys, I'll pull the head out of my ass on this one mama buoy mama buoy, so let Ryan you'll love this
Yeah, yeah
Oh, you know that yeah, are you paper snon?
I'm practicing I need to practice
What the hell is that?
Sonia Blade was here bro.
That's such a funny view of that dude. Jesus Christ.
He came in and he's like I want to play the Bells guys and then you're like fucking assassinated him dude.
What does Justin do? Alt mid to B right?
Oh
On the day he's probably screaming right now
Man he should be so proud of us following him all the day. Oh look at him go. He's pissed on the whole day
They got him on a whole man. I know he's gonna go banana, but oh
Oh, balcony.
Nice, nice, nice.
I got bomb.
I should probably plant it in a smarter place.
I'm sorry.
But it's like out in the open.
Oh, Moonrise Kingdom.
nice kingdom second coming of food bro
then your guns can stick Apollo
this one the glove
moonrise it's not it's got a moon on it
that's me
that's the AI art from uh...
late night at the devil
alright well working on photos looks like that one AI art
bro this gun's cool
he's getting a little upheld man it's kinda crazy
It feels good. I kind of get it now.
No, not.
Like it's like a hurricane.
Exactly. Yes.
Doc Berg.
I'm playing for the cash.
Oh, they're all dead.
Do it. That's actually made a brah.
Damn.
You know, you know a ball.
That's all of me.
You're saying that we all grenade banana.
Justin's what Justin would want.
We all grenade banana and then hold W.
I'm so down, I'm so down.
That's what he says.
On rounds two and three he says everybody grenade banana.
Grenade banana.
And hold W.
I'm so ready to grenade banana.
He doesn't.
He has a grenade that's going to do it.
I'm back bro we're the kings of the guy should be clear I'm gonna be man he's over the left
on the left on the right on that shit on that shit they're weak they're the beast I'm
trying to smoke not a Molly that's what's there that's what's there the beast though oh he's
there but he's hurt he's a little hit a lot of little he wasn't but he could be
his church sign take care of yourself oh good oh good and try man I was
pogging sitting here with no headphones on on speakerphone just fucking dust in
people a friend where you were isn't they had that shit I'm here for good now
they I do the headphones I put as far away from you as possible and they could
definitely still hear them. Yeah, at least no one played in orgasm sound. That is so
nice. I know and did that. It would have been very embarrassing.
Same shit.
I bet y'all made it the fuck out like that.
I didn't know my bad y'all meant the grenade went by.
Try not to injure your team.
You trying to fucking kill me?
He's on the corner. Oh man, you're dancing in front of me.
why you repeat that I'm bullet blend I knew it you I really knew it I'm gonna
smoke the cross I'm pretty hurt oh my god Ryan please get an AK skin I beg of
you I know it's so I'm planning a good spot for banana same shit I'd like I
mean I can I buy keys right now oh yeah you can open it in game bro you can open
in game and announces it in the chat what you get it does do you banana wait
You're both here both here both here both here
Oh
That's got your I
Fucked it. I'm so sorry. I could shake it. Sure. How do you how do you have a bag in how do you?
Escape inventory up top huge. Okay, if I ever die address everyone. We that's a good point
You can do that shit while in game. That's so fucking funny. Yeah publishes the whole server that's
It published into the old server? Oh my god.
I just think it was one swag.
Imagine.
Ah!
I think they're going to stack him for a few.
Ah!
Hey, banana.
Holy shit, they peeked and saw me.
Cory, I'm trapped here with bomb, bro.
Go get that leo.
We have A, we have A if you can get out.
If you can get out of the hole, Corey, hold the angle. I'm gonna go behind you.
Oh fuck, he's sitting on a box.
Oh, scared the shit out of me.
He's sitting on a toilet.
Coming to A.
We're out of here, we're out of here.
Let's go to apartments.
Chips, you got balcony?
Oh, oh, oh!
Ah, behind, behind.
He's going to apartments, the other side.
I'm still coming.
Run that shit past small.
Here in your life, from the exit.
That's what I said he was doing. Good shit.
I hear another one. W-Tactic's that time.
That's a good shit last call. You sacked your life for this fight.
I sacked up, yep. Sacked out, sacked off.
Don't matter, you did what you had to do.
I don't know. You did something to do with the sack.
Nice new song I just learned how to sing.
I'm begging!
I
Nobody said it was awesome. You'd stop before
It's big you tell big you tell me
Oh, he's lady holy
I suck
That was a fucking awesome one apps
I'm gonna be like skirted. I think we're behind that one there Corey what around the corner. Yeah. Yeah, I think I
Oh my god, are you fucking trolling me with the auto shoddy these
Oh went to you
I
Know you can jack off with a Molotov if you buy one and then look down and press F and R repeatedly
I'm broke
Yeah, I'm not a buy also broke. I'm sure I can buy an external. Oh
I'm gonna buy it
That's it. I haven't figured out
You should not you should not have told me it broadcasted to the whole damn crew man
No, yeah, it's really embarrassing when you get a blue though.
Well, that's every time.
Yes.
Beautiful Molly, holy shit, that was sailing all day, bro.
Morley Doves!
are you trolling me I stopped shooting because I thought for sure he was dead
I've done that several times it's like I think I've stuck them to the back wall
bro
here escape I use some time I want to down the hallway you see over here let's
see if he's got push banana in the mid
Oh
It just told everyone how many you bought
Oh one pig
Another one just came up. Oh, I did not know that you weren't there anymore. Sorry. I was pushing what you should have
What how many times you got to hit him with that gun man
Okay, that was a save round
98 and 6 so that's okay I'm never buying that that's a lot of bullets
I'm exactly at zero man I would say none of this and nobody be ignore it let's go
away they're not like that's all my brother fuck fuck I know the dies he's
open in a crate you gotta go first
going fast up mid here oh I'm far behind sorry come get one got me there
yeah that's two down a one more there at best you played pale chicken freaked me
out
I'm just going to stand down here Jim, if you're going to do a smoke, good fucking shot.
Oh come in mid for mid, towards the part mischief maybe, normally you hold it under, under nice.
my right as well. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm so small.
Nice.
Ha ha ha, we are the best.
Ha ha ha.
What a dummy.
Sorry, I love this game, don't they?
I can make a kick. They must, they must.
Or Ryan, how do I do this?
I got him, I got him.
One of these days, I'll figure out how to do that.
Well, you figure out how to throw the bomb every round.
You know you don't even have to throw it at a person you can just that you can pick it up from the bi-man you're it yeah
That was shit I got no armor, bro
Oh
Unmade I dropped an AK
Okay, that's fucking we got to open one for that
Let's fucking go
Yeah, let's try to get a there's two on bananas. There's only one here
He was made up made right side last time
Maybe boy, I'm gonna go. Oh, he's on boxes. I'll talk to
Oh
Oh
The knife flex after the kill was so fucking crazy
Wasn't a flick so I wanted to get the site quick because I already knew where I was
Oh, but I didn't get to be two down there. Oh, it's safe. Thank you
No one respect me
I had two bananas. I didn't think they'd push mid like mad dog
What did we buy sorry
I didn't know what if I don't go
You have an AK just knew what the fuck I did it to you. I have no armor. That's not good
I was like blooded. Oh one down the banana peaking
To to banana picking
I bet y'all
Oh gosh, that sucks
The most I did I hear
Oh, he's so hurt up. Oh, okay. Oh
He's popping off
What the fuck was that guy doing was he J oen I don't know what he was doing
Yeah, I got 130 shit in pain
I'm back. I'm swinging swinging the enemy team. I'm killing way
Someone get this guy contract. What the fuck? I'm in. I
Don't even know you
He burned in the dead. Oh
My god
I'm dead. I don't want banana
I ain't so glad I-
You're lucky you need to get me on Ellen.
Counter-strike Ellen.
Ellen!
I'm locking in with you.
Dude, open a case while you're alive.
He's on the right.
Oh, no.
You know where they both are.
You hide in your open a case.
Don't hit your open a case.
Oh my god, that would be so shit.
That would be so awesome.
Rip one, rip one.
If you rip one right now, you can still play the next round fun.
Holy shit.
Last round.
Man.
Eagle armor.
There's somebody in a decoy.
Wait, wait, can we?
Everyone get a grenade.
They just rush down there every time.
Let's go
Like wait a second and throw it and they'll die like I guarantee they just rush that shit
Go oh mid mid mid
I don't even know I tried it the aura I guess
There's so many made pretty cringe AK pretty cringe
I'll get him, bro.
One's back in the back, man.
Hope he throws something else.
Swag.
Nice.
That was just for fun.
Rossi go.
Perfect.
There's still definitely two A. I'm going to hold your guys' blanks so you can
push oh right is the bomb yep I fucked it get out of there oh one be one be
oh hasn't had a headshot I got a fucking shit pink right here Apollo close nice
Nice.
I heard a yellow one, didn't I?
Yeah.
Nice.
Playing for Zeus.
Okay, get in.
Playing for Zeus.
Don't peek it.
You're right here.
No, why did I?
Oh
Let's go let's go
I don't know what button this is the most fun you've had gaming open question absolutely easily
Why do we all have lightning bolts next to our fucking name?
Because we're on an XP streak bro. Is that what it is?
Yeah, we're on exp fire and we're exp overload two week streak one week streak one week
We're locked in
We banana boys again, right? Yes, sir the banana boys. I like that
I just collected a guy through core he fucking one shot
he's going to be too he's alone on a bomb it's wrong on a not apartment site
oh fucking a right side fuck
he's hit once he's about to hit a million times he's front he's gonna be on
site probably he's not on site he's probably hiding pit already around oh
tap that oh god scary time if you use
bro he just fucking tanks it to the good I jumped off bomb I don't got it
I should have come in guys sorry I got off bro just peaked me man he's crazy
a guy he did he stopped shooting at Ryan and then looked at you he identified
that Ryan is not a threat he did deep need bro deep need say no more we deep
made that shit
seven six brothers on six
deal made
girl that i'm not even kidding girl always a holy shit
right now
fucking in bro
yeah we all died
i missed all my shots i don't know if my nade did anything
They got there really fast.
Someone's gonna kill with an aid, bro.
Really?
It might have been you, I don't know.
Oh, no, I did, apparently.
Oh, you did, I did.
I did 8 and 1, 9 and 1 and 42 and 1.
No, no, I need shit.
This game's a fucking scam, bro.
Bye, time.
That's your first purple, isn't it?
That's crazy.
Pipe down, bro.
They added your skin of you to the game.
Go to the mocking search, type down.
They want you to loo- they want you to never do this ever again so badly.
I feel for you.
Right, if you open 400, you'll probably get a knife.
That's true, mathematically speaking.
Mathematically speaking, okay. Repeating of course.
Ah, I'm tapped for now.
Fuck like this.
I'm not gonna play with them, I'm looking inside.
Cause it's such a sticky spot.
Yellow?
Oh my god, fuck!
I got some B.
me I got killed by a cutie all your legs Justin
oh okay I'm dinked you're alone oh you see that man living in the
fucking penthouse bro yeah I really ruined Counter-Strike for you guys I'm
gonna save one more money pretty bad man yeah what the fuck
make sure exactly what I'm doing I did hear that horse good Clara's been on my
PC
You'll all leave in the game what in Clarina. Oh, yeah
Justin Apollo you guys still alive. Well, yeah, yeah, I said you left our party. No, I'm in the game
You're they know I'm here. That's two in a party in apartments
He's right side.
Oh, you gotta go.
Deleted.
That's too right for an apartment.
Yeah, true.
Maybe leaving the party gets better ping.
On balcony or whatever the fuck, porch.
Backside, way backside.
I
Spun your left left
No, no too far
No, I think it's on site
Yep
You see the parkour the parkour was fucking crazy swinging
Swinging you I'm gonna up mid I'm gonna up mid guys. I'm warmed up. Okay. I'll trade you
I
Got to be already I don't know
What were you playing the last time? Oh?
We're crazy
I can go ahead if you want I just
Whoo
Are you fun the TK?
Why did the TK?
They might be going home in
I'll just jump to the right.
Molly Banana?
Yeah.
Oh, what a mad, crazy guy.
Hmm, we slow play him.
It's that simple.
Probably my feet.
I'm gonna have one coming to me in a sec.
can watch them out, but, uh, the door...
Fuck, I should've made noise.
The one here?
On me? I'm kinda in a fucked spot.
I'll call it that way.
Oh, he's a way long banana!
Cory picked the banana.
This is hard man to lock in like this.
Okay. Unlock it.
Fucker. People from the library want to sit.
Bad news y'all.
The bomb has been planted.
on yeah you're crazy I got voice chat on too I'm peeking this brother go up
might peek it cuz I'm crazy what do we think I'm really glad I didn't go out
there all right these guys these guys are too good they're too good we got
They're really good.
We got marked B.
Bro, he's watching Ben Hunter.
Oh, man.
Probably not.
Probably not good.
OK, so rough one.
They've really gotten way better.
I, something, yeah, I'm weird.
I don't know if you guys are noticing it,
but maybe I'm just an asshole.
I'll be the asshole.
But I every every time I turn the corner my head is gone this game suddenly. I'm like aren't we in silver?
That's just counter strike
I'm not salty between the profile room trying to see what car it is
Oh, they're burning me
Oh, that my one weakness. Holy shit. There's this for a poor banana move. I can't see
Oh, well, there's an often top. Oh, what the fuck?
You're gonna have behind me. Oh my god running
I'm not peaking banana no more.
He sliced my Achilles tendons man.
I see that's fucked up.
I'm sitting banana.
Catch my mind.
I'm shitting banana.
I'm shitting bananas yeah.
Guys took a poo half a kilogram this morning.
You ate it?
You ate it?
Well no I weighed before and then weighed after.
that's actually the matter
he's pooping right into a scale
yeah
that's where I wanted that to go
oh this fucking, they're burning me
he's walking at me
they're kneading me, they don't look sick man
don't worry about it, they don't know I'm here
dude, that guy's hacking, can we get a chip on it?
I
Okay, he is he is
How the cheats on oh shit, they're here that guy is 100% cheating. Oh really he did just get a 3k
I
Was time alive y'all were slack
Give me out of the scale and see if they can type slows, I don't know how to hide it
Silver one y'all silver one still fun to lose it's still fun when we live a good time. I hope in four cases in there
did
we just got to play a bit of minge, i'm not even kidding
alright
yes you guys are gobs, you don't have
you don't know how happy i got when i
i looked at the time
and i realized it's still one more hour
i need an invite
or i could just make a new lobby
i will send you an invitation
thank you, take inferno off
so we're not
and i will take a bit of minge
it's gonna go crazy
I'm not the leader of the party, I'm the leader of the party.
I think anyone got to a party.
How do I change that?
Click the check box y'all.
Play check box on inferno, turn it off.
Turn on dusty.
Play check box inferno.
I think we'll leave dusty off as well.
Yeah, leave that shit off.
Bro, I'm not even kidding, an ancient and a train.
I'm not even joking.
Those are the match of the summer.
Let's not do that.
Don't listen to that.
Don't listen to that.
Okay.
I mean, you're already like three ranks above us in scale.
You're in the competitive tab, right, Corey?
Yeah.
All we have is Overpass, Mirage, and Nuke.
That's good.
Okay.
I like that.
We only played Mirage once, so we only played Nuke once.
Mirage!
The bitch, man!
We played way too much dust.
That was our problem.
We played way too much dust.
Dust is kind of stinky.
What does the dust do its part in, man?
Well, I'm not going to comment on the map,
but it's the map that I've played on with you guys
where I've had the worst time.
Yeah. Yeah, that's fair.
I think people just know it, too.
Luke.
I actually...
Well, after accepting, I accidentally clicked
on the Counter-Strike Fair Play Guidelines.
You guys want some of this?
In all modes, never cheat, never grief,
never use automation for any reason.
In competitive and wingman, you play to win,
you play the full match.
Those are your Fair Play Guidelines.
Is that easy enough?
It's good to know. Yeah, never use automation.
And I know that people follow those rules.
He's doing the park for.
There's going to be a funny, like, counter strike clip of someone in, like,
a super clutch scenario opening a case and then winning the clutch.
And then, like, hey, and I just got to be like the sickest shit ever.
That can be. Oh, it costs like six bucks per key
Or like her case opening. Oh shit. How many how many times do you think we need to hit right? Yeah, right rush
I'll entry frag. Okay. I'm on ranked on this map
Did someone else perp for once it wasn't me I did I did I'm sorry. Oh, yeah, dude
It's even better because he's the one who always makes fun of you for doing it. I don't make fun of him. You go
Well, sometimes they're really gross
We're in
Oh, there's one camping.
Bro, this is crazy over there.
Oh, there's three. There's three.
Are y'all...
We tried.
I know it was low.
We all got flooded into the tiny door, and then no one moved,
and then we all kind of mushed up against each other.
I was trying to shoot around you and shoot the guy.
I was also trying to shoot around you and shoot the guy,
so it was an equal opportunity fuck up for both of us there.
look at my nose
i hate that
i think i did shoot you too one time
uh... one one's watching around
i got wallbang squeaky
oh there's two, fuck me
that's a lamp bro, i just shot a lamp
nice there's another one in the guy
nice nice job nice job
roof one on the left
I'm going lower
good failure effort
that movement was sick you got bunny hop?
counter strike effort did
there might be one ramp
Yeah, put money. Put money big.
I can't see.
Shank him.
Good to good try.
I swiped him to smoke a whole bunch, trying to knife him,
but I just couldn't find him.
Folks in this game are crazy.
That was a crazy smoke.
If you'd like, breathe out, if you'd be like.
Oh, Justin, you should breathe in.
Yes. Yes, Corey, this is a guy you wouldn't think that.
Oh, fuck you.
You'll breathe this is a guy you wouldn't think that.
Bro, on the car, I was going to bring some yesterday as a joke.
I
My 18th brother smoked an entire cigar alone in my bedroom and hailed it like Tony soprano probably
Didn't throw anything around outside big Lee
All right y'all
Bombs here, what's the play?
Oh, fuck
Fuck it behind you. Yes, you find you
Clean though that's pretty clean good Intel guys good Intel
So, here's three armor and get that out of there.
So you're saving?
Yeah, one more save.
Or at least for me, I don't buy an AK.
I can buy an AK.
You get a pick.
Well, AK armor.
Or G armor.
Let's go, my brother.
Let's go, my brother.
Let's go, my brother.
Let's go, my brother.
Well, that should have hit.
That should have hit.
Well, man.
I'm scared.
I'm really scared.
He's garage, the garage.
Really?
The one's on the back.
Oh, what?
He's behind.
Fucking.
God damn it.
I didn't fucking shoot it.
They know we don't got it right now.
That's where we fucking fight back.
an armory there's nothing that's as good as getting your licked back
oh shit
I
Hear those steps in the vents, I'm pretty sure
You don't got bone I know
I could get behind someone, but I guess not.
I've moved like such an idiot, it's gonna... never mind.
I just thought there was a whole time.
Suppressed. No way you could have done that.
Alright lads, we need to go.
Let's get fucking depressed.
Just hold some shit, cause they're gonna just keep rushing stuff, probably.
That's my guess.
Yeah, they're really aggressive.
I'm just going to stare at the ramp for a bit, or someone wants to like squeak to the
hut.
I got squeaky.
Outside.
That's squeaky right?
Yeah, you can watch hut, which is right here.
Oh sure.
You're breaking shit, dude.
Oh my god, I can't kill these guys.
Where's he at?
There was two outside.
one picture yeah
squeaky eyes, two on squeaky
one squeaky
one's in heaven, I don't know what that's called
I'm scared, I'm in love
I'm on
I'm below
Shot nice good shit brother
I just keep doing that work slowly see what happens butter them up a little bit that was
a few might be it might be humble to know
it might be humble to not work together
huge fucking rounds
oh fuck
he's hopping ramp
that make me sad
watch watch
watch out
they got one
fucking penis
I'm not watching squeaky I'm watching outside now
Okay, yep.
Am I just open this damn door?
See if anyone's there.
Do it.
Do that damn door, bro.
Not kidding.
I've got that loud mess out.
They've gone boring mode.
Uh, ramp?
No, maybe not ramp, maybe above.
Oh, nope.
Oh, nope. Other side. Yeah, fuck audio man.
Oh
Didn't play it no
I did good try good try. Oh
Oh
That's fucking funny, huh someone open a case right now, that's a guaranteed knife. I
Got you. I need to buy if we're rich. Oh shit. I'll be okay without it
Look at him. I'll get a Mac 10. I got the attitude the game such a pipsqueak on the market. You want a K chip?
I'm good. Okay
The cocoa melon
I was trying to see him.
They play crazy ramp, right, Justin?
Justin?
He's been hopping around.
Like that.
Yep, he's still there.
I'll lose it.
I
Repeat that
Don't come right brothers a demon here. Oh that man has a gun of nip the head of my life
Okay, he's in the rafters, bro. He's so offing right dude. This guy's demon
Get ADHD or something now. Oh, how he's alive? Simply don't not hit that. All right, Apollo you and me
up on ramp
up's closer now
there's a coop in
oh my god
it's top round
taking the hugs off
smart smart smart I don't know I feel like I got shot through the wall
You can get wall banged. Yeah, yeah, but I'd never saw like I didn't like expose myself who's on roof, maybe
No, he was on the he was in the rafters. He saw your legs and she just shot my
I'm gonna need opening not I would have been with an a unfortunately
I
Think I'm tired. Yeah, I'm gonna be bombier. I ain't going there
Try to challenge ramp guy. Watch out squeaky is enough
Who's there? Oh my god, I got ramp guy. I'm coming. Let's go
What is that go pop to our maker
I
Okay, all those were enemies, huh?
That was hacking one and Ben's we're going downstairs. It's playing around in the open. Yeah
Oh shit, bent boy, I got killed in vents.
Among us reference.
Ah, I got a nutty in there but I couldn't, I got a crazy guy.
You have been saying that.
Crazy, there's a lot of crazy guys in this game.
And they're scary dude.
Yeah, they definitely toggled
I'm told it's a CT-sided map and if we get three we should feel good about that
If they have an off house, I don't want to do all of that they're often like everywhere they fucking flash in
I'm trying to challenge ramp guy again
Nice
I'm with you Justin. Nice
Nice.
We got two picks outside.
Oh god, I pushed him.
I pushed him.
I pushed him.
I'm pushing up.
There might be the players squeaking.
Two picks?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I sucked dude.
Oh my god.
I think we should sit up and just finish the kill.
Where are they going to go?
I think it's ramp back to last one.
Bomb guy.
They're not bomb.
Up top.
Damn.
Oh my god, I got a lot of brats over for them this this bitch bikes back
he wasn't actively peeking the last round he's like on the boxes
but who knows he's crazy might do crazy stuff he's crazy
I
Heard a footstep they push squeaky or opened at least
They're they're pre firing us outside too, yeah
Hit that because I got the bomb and I'm outside
I yeah, he's gonna walk right in the lobby from squeaky
Yes, Jimmy
Take a
Oh my god
I'm scared
Those ops man, yeah me too them
Give me two of them.
One off the Kimbo.
I'm going to assign.
How about that?
Dude, I'm going to assign.
How about that?
I'll be your air support.
In you, Corey.
One's close by Mini Ghibli, I think.
Yeah, I'll follow you out on him.
I hear one here, I hear one here.
Is that one of you jumping?
Oh, it's nice.
He's jumping and he's unlucky.
He's in the inside.
Wow!
He has had literally one round.
He's got no HP before he made it.
Just sitting there with a shotgun.
I got prick.
I hate him. I hope he dies today.
I have bomb. I'm gonna go under.
I'm just running under.
Oh, he's here!
oh my god why is he here?
what?
well I dropped bomb
he's got an AK now too
flashing coin
he's under
he's under
he's not here
okay
you're under?
your body's under?
yeah the bomb is under
this before did I got a bomb I'm gonna get a bomb he's coming he's coming
retake that site carefully event yeah he can be anywhere now you see somebody
nope Molly on heaven oh above on whatever hot pick a shotgun in the
world
all
crazy many stayed up there for how long or some shit I don't know
not so good but you have the track
you are like your dance hall era
me?
yeah, reggaeton chibli
No, Nastygal bumped me off the track, is a Ludwig clip where he gets knocked off in Mario Party and he goes, oh and Mario Call, he goes, Nastygal bumped me off the track!
Good luck it.
Oh, one raft.
Flash out, y'all.
Oh my god, the rafter's boy.
He's lit.
of
such cool watchers
ramp
or sorry whatever it came for I was watching one of the physical hot area
quiet bomb I'm so sorry
this is a guy having an event
you got this guy's
ah fucking lobby
nice
where's the last one?
I'm sure
no clue
you could jump down safely apollo right under the ladder
there's a bit of ramp you could slide on to
not like he's gonna say
yeah I'm just kinda looking for him
he's on site
oh nice
gotcha
aaaaaa
it's good plays guys, good plays
damn chib
OK, OK, we brought that one.
Yeah, it was a tire, it was a tire.
Not a turbo lamp, not a turbo lamp.
Yeah, sure.
God, my pistol round confidence has gone down today.
And CT, Corey, CT is the play.
Then you become the guy who shoots the toes.
I don't know where to shoot.
No, I spot it.
Oh, we're in that spot.
He was fricking my toes up.
I'm going to hit him all.
No, you go hit him all.
All those rooms gone.
a look outside just to see
listen just tell me what you want me to
it's up to you
release one
he's right side
nice
i don't know how he killed me
i don't know how he killed me
pulling off score
i shot him in the back of the head
Oh shit, what the heck happened?
I got one crazy.
Oh my god.
How many times are you giving a shot? One time.
I hit him twice for 30 and then he just tapped me in my little head.
My little peanut.
Dude, I sniffled in my shoulders, huh?
Yow!
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Sometimes I almost accidentally knife people cause I just really want to hit like hit like
there you go you gotta be careful with those early game plicks
squeaky open one outside
Sorry, god damn it, man. I just can't kill anybody. He's got to have like 10 health in squeaky
I miss all my shots on site literally just going in but on the bomb as I'm so fucking
scared demon there demon god 7904 that's disgusting
Hey, we can buy now.
We got this guys.
We're there bro.
Locking in.
Locking in.
Remember the names, dude?
The Texas Tugger, dude?
The Squamish Swinger, dude?
The New York Nudist, dude?
The Melbourne Mona, dude?
And the freaking Bulletin Flasher, bro?
We're there.
He called them all out.
That's crazy.
I know.
I know.
What's going on here?
Log down.
log down he shot open I think they're hitting squeaky I'm not pushing no
they're going down vents I think we're bomb
fuck
flashes coming outside too got one outside
this one like working where was that is I don't even know what it's called bro
outside hut on this side
We know where bomb is oh crazy guy
Oh, yeah, bum
I don't know backseat, but you should just walk away.
It's like heaven from outside or something.
Oh, that's not walking.
He did say walk. He did say walk.
Oh, that also makes sense.
Okay, and you're still walking.
Yeah, but I heard him reload right at the moment.
That was you reloading.
It's my nother time. Just don't peek.
Oh my god.
There's your power around this one. Oh, it's like saving it off or something like you need to show up MVP for W comps.
That was big.
I am the one.
Oh, it's crazy man.
remains a lot of outside of us I mean outside
make it on the two outside definitely an off
oh I'm fucked I think they went under I saw the
the shots were under
they might be going outside the under actually that's what I mean
yeah not good
I heard a reload, that's squeaky.
You got Potapala?
Yep.
Yeah.
I heard one of the vents.
Shadows near me, outside.
Well, I'm down on me.
Huge.
Oh, why is that guy there?
I'm gonna spot that completely.
One could be heaven? I don't know, I saw a marker there.
Optical outside, like lower.
I think I might come ramp.
Did they get bomb?
They just did.
They're going lower than ramp.
Nope, he's running right at me.
Fuck.
I don't know this fucking map, bro
I'm like dead. Yeah. Me too. I'm for for you, my friend. I'll take it, but you should save
for next round too. I'm also playing like ass right now. I can't shoot. Yeah, I can't
She can't hold out so I got to take that.
Well, I missed.
They're just smoking like crazy.
I shot him like five times.
He's like one bullet. God damn it.
Bomb down ramp.
Nice. Oh my god.
Last one. Only one left.
Watch for me.
ramp Corey. Oh. Oh, he's got bomb. He's going towards ramp. Oh, fuck. He just waited.
He was he was on ramp. Ghibli left side. That was like 10 seconds ago. He could go heaven.
He's gonna stop on that thing. I would
Have a good day this morning up top, bro
Hello?
Hello?
Let me up!
That's alright.
Gotta be hurt.
Oh my god!
No, if he went down below I would have had his ass.
We like N on this one.
His name is Miesuk.
I'm blind uppercut
I'm blind uppercut
I'll be right back.
You're downstairs.
Deep breaths, I think.
On the roof.
Oh, nice.
I almost shot you.
I thought I heard one go down in the vents, but I couldn't.
Oh, yeah.
I'm going your way, Pa.
bro I dinked once down downstairs the purple guy's always just standing in the corner
there's a little ball of this grant side up top right control it jump to the
I can't fuck
That's over as fuck. Yeah, I remember kid. Hey, it's a dog. Let's talk this stuff
Locking guys. Oh
We got this one
You know
we get the ties six rounds back to back to back I imagine how demoralizing that
would be it did happen two rounds in they saw getting depressed bro
sounds like a ramp rush one outside one squeaky
of this game
mean you, Corey.
Nice, Corey.
All right.
Bomb down here.
They're going to expect my flank this time, unfortunately.
No. No.
No clue.
last one on them
just play time on this bro
good positioning good positioning
I
Oh
You see the bomb get popped up before he appeared on the screen. Yeah, I need a I know I'm rich. I got you
Thanks boss
Me on writer
five more five let's play this game all yeah yes dude let's get into perman next time we're
ready
a roof
you're walking
wiki you open the belt bell fit balka bro oh my god he's like one bullet
He's on top of you Apollo behind you.
Oh, I think you're done already.
One's upper inside at least.
They're planting.
Oh my god!
Yeah, purple's real good.
I got one more of me I think.
They said GG Lion.
They said GG Lion.
I said GG Lion.
G tell them GG for me as well.
He says GG
No, I don't be like he says fuck you fuck you. Yeah, I can't say that
There was a moment in my mind where I forgot we were all streaming
Just be like
Hang on don't go don't go
I got enough for two cases
shit
i don't know if there's two of them
that's crazy
hey hide the screen
bang bang bang
case 2 bang
$8.30
scammed, authorized
what?
people are really playing this game drunk and high
and not accidentally revealing their address
nonstop
are the cases
Scammy the cases I bought are just gone
They got your ass they really did
What the fuck happened?
Come on knife me oh
I got another one of the aka already have unboxed three off, but this one is this one's that track
We just hit big more billion dollars dude. I got four of these a case
Let's get that's gonna juice the account though. I'm low key turning profits on these. I'm not kidding guys
Are we queued up by the way? Are we queued?
A good friend Corey, are we queued?
Oh, I'm so sorry, that's me. I forgot I was Lobby Lord.
You!
I'm not used to being Lobby Lord.
I'm turning profits on these AKs dude, like I'm, I'm merging them.
Like I'm playing RuneScape, I'm merging them.
And these Orps, I got three of these Orps.
They love the Orps dude.
Notice how in Valorant they named it AWP, bro?
RIP OFF!
Yeah, yeah.
And why does AWP sound like this?
$27.
Why does it sound like what?
Why does the AWP sound like this?
Colon, boom, colon.
Ooh, I got the eyes gawk, I got the pink, dude.
Head eyes?
I feel like I make some pretty good shooting sounds.
Bang!
Wheeze!
Sound!
It only sounded like a great gun...
BOOM!
HLCH!
Bepba!
BPEBPEBPEB!
That's how my gun goes.
B部p-bub-bubp...
RUH!
RUH!
Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh!
RUH!
Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh!
Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh!
That's your gun.
HLWUUUUNG!
Bim-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding!
EEEEEEEE
It makes a Crows sound like a damn fox.
You sound like a crazy frog, dude.
They got my little cock out.
You got your little penis out?
My little green penis.
You got your little worm out?
Guys have you heard of the one tug?
What's that?
The one tug is real.
The one tug is real.
The one tug is real.
The one tug the willy and it gets bigger.
Not bono.
I think that's true.
Not get bigger.
Yeah.
Especially if it's like a scared turtle mode.
Mine gets smaller.
It's not possible really. Yeah, I'm doing it reverse the one tug though
It does make it it makes it slightly thinner like proportionately thinner. Yes. Yeah
It's like your crocs like do you want to go sport mode or are you playing for pleasure? You know?
Yeah, so you might actually do
No, I'm sorry you was out and then you let go of it and it like
Recoils back in like it overcompensates it goes like
Yeah, yeah, what if you like push it and it goes in and never comes back out then I think you just put your thumb in your mouth and puff up your cheeks
Really small but like insane
Overpass
When you get hot it's so small, but it gets really wide bro. Imagine that it goes
Like a Frisbee
If you could just press a button and make it like spin around really fast
Can you imagine and you you kind of can not look at though? I'm talking about like a lathe
Unbalanced lathe
No, we should try to twist it later. It'd be like a rumble motor and a controller
We have to win a game that should be in the playing game.
We cannot go like 5-0 and then 0-5.
Like that can't happen.
It's not me, it's the 5 stacks, bro.
I feel like I hit my wall of CS for a day.
Yeah, seems fair.
5 hours before you do that though, like wait one more game
I mean last game out there
Ok but like second wind it?
Ok, I'll try
You will
So you know it's going from 5 ping to 60
Oh, she goes horrible
You tell me, I'm telling you
Me, you're telling brother
Me?
I'm telling brother chib
Brother man chib, brother brother man chib
I'm also insane behind this
They had a propel?
Look at that beat
I just I ate sorry by the way I watched window oh shit
What's it a we we foster a dude I'm going to us one guy go yeah one guy palace
everyone's ramp I
can pile ass
How fast can they get in there? Okay? Fuck me?
Yeah, I guess
All right, you want to sit I'm going Paul as best you'll ever hear you. I'm sorry. Okay. It's like, you know, it's okay, buddy
It's gonna be shut up if you're a lot of names of that
How about I'll kill the guy
This guy in palace and three inside. They just all went in fuck
That's crazy
They say we'll go over there at the end again or whiner or whatever
I see the oh, he's just getting screen-shyped
It is kind of nuts. We look at the team
I'm not even thinking about it.
I didn't even think about it.
He picked up, he swapped guns, so I knew he was there.
Where are two lads?
I got nothing for this round.
He just poke it mid, you know, and then see what happens.
it picks uh...
picks with the government
and i think that they can't go there and then
the
on the window
they don't do the job you know
the
uh...
there's an m four down in the middle
yes
one tunnel still I think or did he die yeah
one of you got the employee
I could boost one of your window
A might be clear
I think it is
I think this is a good this is a good
they just go it just go it just go it
he's gonna be up here into the right probably
I got him
oh I'm gonna shot him in my ass
this last guy
yep cat
kept its plan if you truly if you have a lot of
you know i got a little bit of a good good job king
the job to be good job
should be the king here you have this gun background so i want to make it
i can't do it for you
you looked dead in his fucking eyes and through it
we're still we're still here
you know you're not going up to the point of my point of anywhere you could
just pick it up off the bottom sorry
Just push by many of them, okay?
Master Stereo!
Let's dance for four days.
There's one window, at least there.
Tunnel, as well.
What's this?
You got the window guy right here?
Yeah, window's dead.
I'm holding cat if you want to push on this one, Ollie
You've bombed river
This I got bad spawn don't watch this
I'm gonna go mid
Yeah, I like me right here. I do like mid. We'll go mid. We'll probably go cat
Now smoke off, come on.
It would be cool.
He's left side window.
Tunnels is low. Tunnels, Tunnels.
Cat!
Deagle me, I did nothing. Why, don't buy grenades, don't buy grenades.
Nice.
There's one left.
I would bomb.
Good job.
Light them up, bro.
It's been fun.
Woo!
I'm chilling.
Los Plantanos?
Bro thinks he's bad, Bonnie.
No, I'm good bunny.
I don't think he's bad, but the bunny just low-lifed.
Oh, he's something in.
Maybe he's coming cat, probably.
He just ran away, saving him for it.
He's crazy.
Whoa, he's in B tunnels, but he's not coming.
He's just sitting in there.
What do you think it feels like to take 4 damage in real life?
Uh, like, spraining balls maybe?
I bet it's like a broken arm, man.
Brog, I got this mid smoke, watch this.
Oh, you're learning with kitty.
4 damage?
Yeah, 4 damage.
Watch this.
4 damage is a paper cut.
Big test.
Hangnail?
I don't know 25 of those that hits window that hits window 25 will kill you. I think 12 damage is more broken arm coated
Did not hit window chip. I'm so sorry to say fuck my smoke mist guys. I'm still running
I'm close up. I'm gonna die. Right, bro. I lived
One window one be connected one was cat I smoked window
He's close cat.
Nice.
Stick cat.
I'm going to come to your apartments.
Oh, oh, bam.
Jesus Christ.
There you go.
Oh, kitchen.
is the best man it's what it's all about they should have called a peak I hit it I
hit it I hit it I hit it on that one what nobody heard it behind me so behind us no
no no don't worry about it
I was window looking for fun.
Did?
That is how it's looking.
I threw a few grenades so I hope you can figure out how to.
Window again.
Smoking is gone.
One cat and one connector.
Connector, that's what it's called.
Yeah.
You need a true pro to show you how it's done.
Yeah.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Got mine?
I don't think there was one cat, but...
Oh, that's a good one.
I don't think there was one cat, but oh
definitely was
I gotta go through apartments to take a minute
this guy's just jumping around
where is he? scary, on site
oh my god
Oh
All right, I got the smoke this time guys wait our bad spawn just kidding
I can always buy for you I can buy I've got 8,000
Bomb and go pick the power just like a bite. Yeah. Oh sure wrong button. Don't I don't
I threw my AK and couldn't get it back, and then, uh, yeah.
Oh.
One man in.
Ah, one rushed to Palace.
So be careful for behind you and Ridd.
One connected?
Yeah, one in Connector.
Smoking window?
Nice, well that might be jungle
I don't know where that went
I'm coming back with Corey. Where you at? You're going mid?
I'm in mid. Let's go apartments Corey if you can come back
Okay, yeah, I can meet you there. I'm just worried about a guy flanking around
Yep, he's in our spawn God damn it
up the clock
oh
okay I got the smoke system
I took 11 fall damage so I don't think you should be that impressed with yourself
no smoke, no smoke to you guys
this is what happened the last time I just focused on the smoke so maybe I should give up on the dream
I can buy the game thing.
Oh, let me just take my issue when I die.
I can buy you.
I can't buy armor at this point.
Oh, okay.
What the fuck did I hit?
I'm in lefty mode. How do I fix this?
Oh, no!
Ryan, you can boost me in the window.
I can boost you in the window.
We're gonna wait for the smoke, Apollo.
The flashing the fight one in window flashing around smoke
Oh, I just saw the elbow. Um dude, you're right five hours is too much
Okay one up in spawn
still want to connect to it.
Fuck, I fucked it.
My bad.
I don't know why I peaked that.
Damn, dang it.
Lost CT, lost CT.
You sure?
Yeah, yeah, hear that.
Can I go jungle, I guess?
I'm gonna stay hidden.
Let's put out these jungles.
Oh, I see him, I see him right here.
We still see T. He's ticketed.
Don't peek him, Loki. It's plonin' for you, Justin.
Yep.
He's gonna stay like this.
Hohohoho!
Oh, this is jungle Ryan, right here.
Oh, this jungle, jungle, okay.
Jungle, you go jungle through window.
Window through jungle.
Yup.
Yeah, yeah.
Guys, I'm hitting the smoke money. I'm not in the smoke bet. Oh, I'm in the smoke
Chibby, I got the easiest smoke of all time every round. Don't even worry about it. I
Got a practicing. I swear it to you
Now that hits that fucking hits right there that hits
Looks like we're rushing at
I'm gonna follow a pot. It hit plant be done. Oh
Oh
My smoke hit I'm flashed
I got their stomping on a this one cat. Oh
I'm fucking stupid at lit
We got say
I'm going to smoke cat.
Careful of your tunnels.
Kitchen?
Okay.
Kitchen sir.
Oh, the grenade kill.
Damn.
That's fucking.
Oh.
Oh
The grenade kill
Damn
That's fucking big bro, what if smoke y'all know I'm by me
Or you're right where are you are you I got him. Oh, thank you. I
Hit H. I think instead of G
That's why it's on.
Yeah, if you swap sides, press H again.
Yeah.
That crazy little feature they got in the game.
Popping in.
Oh, window.
Tunnels.
Got the tunnel guy.
Are they pushing it?
You going to?
Window connector.
Slopping window.
There's one cat.
Connectors lit
All right, it's my bro
That doesn't need to be a car
No, sorry. Oh, wow
He's up and window
One connector to that's too little easy to be you should go be
Because I don't want on my left to least purple they're just not listening
That's me. Sorry. Well, you said you. I don't know what you're talking to.
Oh, I have bomb. I didn't realize I'd bomb my bed.
Chilly, can you get to B?
Yeah.
There should only be one there.
Aw, Claire. He was cat, too, I think.
There was one window and one to the left of me. Still one to the left of me on A.
Is there still only one B?
I
Yep on site B to maybe
Chibby walking in good try chibby
There you go
The go
I'm off
He's 0 and 5, the guy who's not here.
Well, that sucks.
They Mollyed ramp and then pushed it.
That's crazy.
There's nobody down there, bro.
Nice grenade.
Also one down right here.
Oh my god, he's one bullet.
First window.
protected window with util once still uh cat cat i hear him on chomp it on metal he's lit
I'm cracking my head up, dude.
Anybody catch that?
I did see that.
I did.
Follow on with you.
Oh, one window.
I've shot so many people
Nice
Oh one cat
What the fuck
He saw you guys are damn genius
I
Fuck is it like limestone or something like what is it? It doesn't block anything Cory. Can you drop an AK for last?
I'm bored boy. Thank you. I got smoke in the gallery, bro
That hits, bro
someone's hoping I may have heard it
I'm gonna back out
fuck you, run one stairs
is connected. Are you are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? Are
you kidding me? You're still there. I must I must hit him for 86, bro. He was going.
Still connection
Yep, all right
Polk in the road, bro. We going
He's got this no shot he doesn't have this
I
Six six CT side of map right right chilly
Yeah, every map city side is the best cope you can have
Did my smoke it Cory
No
What is given the same?
Energy is that like four panel comic where the dog asked God if he was a good boy
I
Know you were the best
I see
It's a classic red it's a new
Zero top man departments one
The any ramp departments three
Apartments all maybe
One deep apartment still
one thing you like to the party okay
I got faint he's behind bench there one bench good shit
good job holy man don't shoot the fucking bomb bro it's gonna go out
that's dangerous man
one of my chat is saying yo a dude in your party has 13k views and no skins
is that true?
excuse me I have a couple skins
ramp one ramp two ramp maybe
hey whoa
bombs down ones on Tetris there he ran away I hit him in the head he didn't die
I got him. Oh, behind. I got him. Oh, for me. Top me. I'm going to rotate it. I'm rotating
off. Fuck it. I got to open some cases. Can't you get a pocket watch like that? Yeah, he
was behind box there, actually, but it's the name of the accounts. Amit was gay.
what wait no it's me it's me it's me
I need to sneak in there
that was so clean it was
and um that's the apartment is there something there
no apartment oh yeah
he's just late as hell good stuff good stuff he was super late
That's all I'm writing.
One of them bought up an M4 or whatever it was, a Gleel.
A Gleel.
Yeah, I died to a Gleel.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
Better keep my head up, bro.
I look down too much.
I think it's because in real life I look down all the time.
I'm depressed.
That reminds me of this comic I saw on Reddit, it's like the one guy who walks in just straight
down on the ground.
then the other guy who walks in his arms are all like wavy and fucked up
bro they hit the mid smoke
is that john lemon?
they hit the mid smoke and kill me through it crazy guys
john lemon
op mid
i hate that
that was all on me bro it's my fault
steps apartment
Lots of clomping up and I suck they're coming to come and cat
What the fuck oh
I got mine
Is that even a ball?
Is that even a window?
Some are saying it's the worst shots of all time
Yeah, I lit him through the smoke
Yeah, one's flanking around I think
I just went through spawn, so...
I don't know if we're going to our spawn
Oh...
Yep
Nope, he's connected
Oh!
I'm playing mid, bro. What a stupid fucking mistake. I'm going mid, actually.
Oh my god, 99 and 3. 99 and 3. It's over. It's over. That's how you know it's over.
I missed my jump bro I'm not gonna lie I'm stuck in a weird position
I don't see nothing there
Oh heaven up all
Hold heaven I'll hold this just don't peek this
Big fought really
Still heaven, still heaven.
Wow.
Chad, this isn't a meta.
Running away?
Running away.
Going to be.
Throwing a grenade.
Okay.
Yeah, they're both going to be.
Maybe top mid.
One was up there, one was top mid.
They're probably going to go, oh, top mid.
That's such horse shit.
He was top right there, Apollo.
Yeah, I'm backing up.
They have to plant.
Hey look we don't have time to feed.
Waste it.
Oh my apartments.
Coming out of apps?
Oh no.
I thought they would go A.
Oh.
Oh stop by.
What a fucking shop.
Oh shit.
Oh.
Pointy.
Good job.
Good job.
Good job.
Good job.
Good job.
Good job.
Good job.
Good job.
Good job.
Good job.
Good job.
Good job.
Good job.
Good job.
Good job.
Good job.
You try good try
You got a 4k that round, huh?
Mine shouldn't count to be honest. I'm right. I'm right
I guess the bindings around so I'm just gonna buy this. Oh, it's gonna ask for a deal. That's okay
I'm gonna be just aggressive in house fuck it. Thank you
That's what brother
Maybe the word could use a snap trap. That's okay. I could use fucking anything to be honest
She looks like it's made out of aluminum foil, bro.
Come up here and get a gun.
I smoked window.
They're flashing out ramp.
One more is coming to Palace.
I'm going to come get that AK.
Oh, he's fucking lit up here with bomb.
He's very hurt in there.
One for sure was made out of where he's gone.
I've been rampant.
Sounds like he's going back towards spawn.
I'm watching T-Spawn.
They're on A. Yeah, one side on side A. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Oh my god, oh my god
Long as well, I think it's the one more here
I'm down right
Ryan sees bomb. Yeah. Oh, I think one stepping up to you
No, I lied but I saw something about that. Oh
He crashed
bit. Oh no, no bloody hell and I'm 44. I'm 38 88 and three. That's rough. That's rough,
man. You say it again. I want to. I really want to. You can't. It's too hard. All right.
You got that one down. You're kind of professional stuff mid
What oh yeah mid mid sounds kind of spicy. It's yeah
Heavy mid heavy mid. Oh my god, bro
No, don't you they're probably gonna guys take us double smoked mid
him. He shot the metal and he turned around. Damn it.
This is the one, bro. Those are my first knife kill,
Ghibli. Yep. I didn't shoot him. No, you shot the metal.
Oh, because I broke the thing and then he turned around.
of
the
the
apartment
it's the last guy
here scoping in there
just don't push him
what if i push him from behind
he might shoot you
you sure you don't see him training day
he took Ryan's gun
oh
damn just the movement was crazy
Thank you guys and it's seven and one that round not to flex
90
We're got them down to one out I guess 90 and one man
Oh, he's so weak, he's so weak.
Nice.
Out on site, oh!
On site, on site, already.
Nice, nice.
One Heaven.
Heaven.
Last guy, last guy.
Yeah, last guy, Heaven.
Nice.
Oh, that's good.
You guys are too fucking good, you're too fucking good.
He pushed us, Molly, like a madman.
Oh
Yeah, I'm I didn't for 25. I feel like this is a full fucking apartments rush
I'll come with you. No, I want the awesome. I want the ace
Want the fucking quad ace whatever you can't actually get the ace equals case. It's that simple
Oh someone left heavy mid heavy mid. They got a long time ago. I didn't notice
Where if I just peep the smoke
Do it crazy
Flash out
He didn't expect if my aim sucks. Unfortunately. Where is he?
Oh god, I was looking at the map. Oh bomb was apartments
Couple of them might be lit for detail
I missed. Watch out Justin! I'm too sorry.
Oh, it's a decoy. Damn.
Damn.
We still have bomb?
Bomb down connector?
Yeah, there's one.
Anyone else here when the incendiary got thrown at Justin,
it sounded like a skeleton's voice went,
ah, scary as hell man.
That's Angadingus.
That's the coast of Angadingus.
Is bomb still connector?
I don't know.
No one sees.
I'm gonna shoot this.
Check, get the clip.
bombs and
he says that time
he has to go a
he's way for plant noise and kill him in the new one
and in this anger doing this he doesn't bomb it's connected
he's going to come in
he's a noob
he's really he's saving for the camp
That is so mean
I don't know if they could insult you on that screen
So crazy
Plus they actually had a guy who left
Ridiculous
There's a damn pleasure this game y'all I'm splayed again tomorrow later
Well, we're gonna be playing a mugianics obviously tomorrow
But for now, I'm gonna send you over to my wife who did her debut stream as a vtuber today
She put in a lot of work. It looks awesome. Go show her some support. Give her a follow. Watch the stream. Put a nice message in chat and I will see you tomorrow, y'all. Later!