Northernlion
the marty mauser of cats| !prime | Mister New PC | Mister No Back Hair
02-10-2026 · 5h 03m
⚠️ VOD is unavailable.
northernlion VODs on twitchBroadcasts 30+ hours are truncated. View the Raw Transcript VTT for the full version.
you
you
The pit is fucking crazy. Thank you for the suggestion. You're welcome
I have independently been telling people to watch the pit.
Nobody told me to watch the pit.
I independently found the show by myself
and derived from base principles that it would be good
and then told everybody else to watch it.
Yes, sir.
But say you have a show and I have a show
And I reach my eyes across the room
and I dip them into your show.
Then I watch your show.
I watch it up.
You know what I'm talking about?
I gotta see the movie again.
I gotta see the movie again.
the way he's, it's the way he says it, man. I'm finished. It's the way he fucking hits that.
I'm finished. Something like that, man. We should do a fucking stream as Daniel Plainview.
I'm an ass man. So I hope I'll, I'll speak stinky to you like ass men do.
Something like that could work.
Daniel Plainview guest appearance.
Well, pretend it's like a comedy bang bang episode from 2009.
Malva could be a good Paul Dano too.
He could be, man.
Anyway, Dano got blown out in that movie.
It's a classic Chad versus Virgin story.
It's literally Daniel Plainview's The Original Sigma.
And then Paul Dano is just, I mean, obviously he's a needy beta that's trying to do, like
He's Oremaxing, but he doesn't have the Sigma qualities that he needs.
Yes, sir, Unks sold out.
I mean, nephew sold out.
Brows literally on the radio.
Ain't nothing good on the radio, man.
Is anyone going to tell him?
If you give him licorice pizza, a low score, I'll crash out.
I got to finish.
I got a .4 tickets for Marty Supreme, please.
I'm only 90 minutes into Marty Supreme.
It got me thinking about a good bit.
How about a guy that goes to the movies
and tries to buy like half of a movie ticket?
Like I just want to see the,
I saw the first half of the movie,
but then I had to go because my stomach hurt.
Can I just buy half a ticket to the movie
and then walk in at the halfway part?
Why do you upload Isaac episodes at the exact same time you start stream because I don't
want you locked in the fucking northern lion ecosystem for your whole life, bro.
I need you to go outside so you're not annoying as fuck in chat.
I need you to cultivate diverse interests and get some lived experience and some perspective
on the world so you're not annoying as fucking chat crashing out over like why didn't you
re-roll this item when that item is not even good.
I need you to pick and choose your fucking content.
I need you to hunt and peck and then I need you to go outside and talk to some real human
beings otherwise you're going to be in my chat like three weeks ago when you recorded
that episode why didn't you use the D-20 to re-roll when your fire rate was so low.
How was the fancy tea shop?
It was pretty good.
I think the gift worked out well.
Yeah, we're gonna play Mugenics today.
That's why it's the game that's listed
as the game that we're playing.
Sorry, Chiblee's right, Chiblee's right.
We shouldn't play Mugenics.
So, way to go, you've already,
we had a good thing going with the Daniel Plain View shit.
And then now you've ruined the chat environment.
And the worst thing of all is that you made Chiblee
look like he is like a sage.
You made him look like a psychic.
It should be fucking CS2 for Abderbrough.
Once I type in the Palatine Discord, Google how to clip in YouTube short tutorial first
and then start talking about putting down big watts.
you at 6 a.m. What day? Any day. Two underscore men, not two men holding hands, although you
know what? Two underscore men holding hands. There you go. I wanted men wrestling, but
kind of conveys the same message. Love that. Is that a real emote? Is pregnant man a real emote?
I'm not trying to say that the Discord emoji keyboard is too woke. I just didn't know if this
was one that was a real emote or if it was from a streamer's discord and I've been tricked into
thinking it's a real emote. That's fucking sweet, bro. Oh yeah, sorry to the other peloton
discorders. I've accidentally brought Twitch to the peloton discord.
Oh now, now the peloton discord is like we need to get some mods in here.
But when everybody starts talking about stuff they don't want the monster to see they're like thank God
We're in the peloton discord. I
See the double standard man. I
See the double standard and I just I reach my double standard. I reach my moderation standards across the room
and
I moderate your discord. I'm on it up
shadow banning, Eli. your shadows are already gone, Eli. I've already banned
them. Well, that's impossible. You don't have the land. Leakage, Eli.
Ain't no leakage
Great Denzel watching training day is actually catastrophic for my
Denzel impression because unq was literally speaking Korean in the Denzel voice in the movie. That's too much
That's too much. I said that's that's too on the nose for a guy like me. I can't do that
That's just his voice. No, he's doing a thing. All right. He's doing a thing
He was doing too fucking much bro
He was doing way too fucking much
Shouldn't be holding the gun to Ethan Hawks head trying to get him to smoke PCP his first day on the damn job, man
What the fuck, monster's ass?
You think he was a bad cop though?
That's a trick question and I know the trick answer.
I'm not sure I want to say it.
What the hell, Frank?
Mewer beware, you're in for a fucking scare.
That's sick, man.
I bet it's sick.
You literally missed, like, the part of the movie where 17 production company logos come up
up and you're like I want to see the movie bro just keep pressing the fast
forward 10 seconds button. Put the fast forward 10 seconds button in the bag.
That was the best part? I hope not. Chad it's Mu-Genics release day but more
importantly someone said why are you actually good at reviewing movies on
Letterbox? Are you talking about my 4 out of 5 Shallow and Soccer review that
It said, get it twisted, you are one open entry tournament away from generational wealth.
Is that the one you're talking about?
Hang on, I think we got a lower the dang volume here.
By the way, eugenics is up, go check it out.
I heard it was awesome.
It has something like a 90 on Metacritic, which is like in Beanprince, aka Game of the
Year territory.
And I heard it's like Into the Breach meets XCOM, but in a true rogue-like format.
It's literally made like for me, just like Marty Supreme was.
We're gonna play the damn game and honestly, I mean out of these I go red tube any day
of the week.
And you can clip that.
Oh.
Science, Eli.
Scared you, didn't I?
I know how scary a buzzword like science can be these days, but trust me when I say science
can actually be a good thing sometimes.
Take this table for instance.
made this table and the floor it sits on.
There are even people out there who believe that a science made you and I.
Yeah, well I am a scientist that seek to fucking understand me, but I don't fucking yammer on
about it.
Thought they're evil.
A science that I, Thomas A. Beeneys, invented.
What do you have to do with all this?
Well, word on the street is you're a bit of a feline oligist yourself.
I know we just met, and this is crazy, but if we put our brains together we could actually
change the world. With cats. Now take a gander of these fine specimens. This is my latest
batch. Straight out of their biovats. Choose to a boy and a girl. Trust me, you'll find
out why later. Okay. I mean, there's no shot. I'm not taking Naz Tazia. It sounds like a
character from a movie where Eddie Murphy plays every single character. It sounds like
Respecia and then I mean Baba Booey all but that one second here wait that's I
was so ready to go Baba Booey for the name but are you here in this the robot
meow's kind of swag I mean that's that's good don't get me wrong but Marlowe's
kind of a beast bro what's wrong with Baba Booey well okay I didn't expect you
to pass on the best of the bunch whatever their pieces would be put to
good use. Hold your hand Dr. Evil. Isn't nature just cruel? But it doesn't have to be. In
fact I think with my brains and your ability to choose less than ideal cats we could really
shake things up. Hell with enough cats I bet we could reverse time. Maybe even make dying
impossible. All I need is a nuke radioactive blood and a bit of elbow grease. Don't worry
I'll be sure to harvest some from Baba Buie's elbows before they're incinerated. Now go my
child. Go into the world and hoard some cats. Marty Supreme playing Mugenics. We need an
orange cat. We need an orange cat so I can follow it on the white background. I love
you. I love you. You guys see Marty's Supremiant? So it just came out on premium video on demand
today in Canada anyway. I don't know spoilers. I haven't finished the last 40% yet. I got
to cut out another hour of my schedule. I love you. You haven't even seen it? I've seen
the first 60% bro. I know all about Kodo Endo. Ask me anything about Kodo Endo bro. The
legal racket using son of a gun. He kicked you out huh? Yeah he does that. Name's Butch.
And even though I could give a frick if you live or die I can't help but see a bit of
myself in here. If you get what I mean. You want to survive in Boone County? You're gonna
need to learn how to fight so listen up. This is your team. These are your enemies. Your
Your goal is to kill them all.
It is now Nastasia's turn.
You can tell because of that paw print above Nastasia's head.
Finally a game I can play with my 5 year old!
This is Nastasia's basic attack.
It's melee range so you will need to move next to the rat to hit it.
This is your movement action.
You can move once per turn.
Click it and then click the tile you want to move to.
Nastasia, y'all ready for this?
on your rat attack and then a rat attack it. You just got mugged by the best. You
really destroyed that bastard. Did you notice you got a buff when you killed
that thing? It's because of that passive ability. Hover over it to learn what it
does. Self-assured. Gain a random stat up whenever you down a unit. You can also
hover your cat to learn what the buff does. Strength increased by one. Huge.
That's one of the best stats. There's also spells. You only have one so far and
you lack the mana to cast it. This is how much mana the spell costs. Four. This is how
much mana you have. Three. You gain mana at the end of your turn equal to your light bulbs.
There's nothing left to do so end your turn. I guess Marlowe is just like a piece of shit
to you, huh? It's now Marlowe's turn. Marlowe has a ranged basic attack. While selecting
where to move to, you can see a preview of your basic attacks range in red. Move in range.
Hehehe, I see, move in range or close to it.
Well, I'm sorry to tell you, fellas, this is as close as we can get.
Unfortunately, you're not in range. However, you do have enough mana to cast the spell.
Take a look at roll.
Roll only costs 4 mana, and you have 5.
Click roll, and then roll closer to that thing.
I was hoping to maybe get behind some cover, but I'll roll 2.
You are in range to attack and you should know how to do that. Confirmed.
Hogged. Good job you landed the shots.
That TomTom is pretty thick however, so he'll take a few more hits to kill. End turn.
It's TomTom's turn. Marlowe has taken 6 damage.
BAM!
Nastasia now has enough mana to cast spit.
You are taking damage. You're taking 1 damage. Does it really do 1 damage?
damage you can cast them as many times as you want per turn as long as you have
the mana I mean one damage is a joke to a beast like me but whatever okay you
get out of here tutorial I got you we move I'll be dead ass with you let's
move on top of this and see what happens and end our turn and then we go
again burn you inflict is increased by one okay this is easy bro we move back
to smack you for five bro didn't move don't even worry about that I literally
wanted the coins it's the only thing that matters to a beast like me holy
shit the fucking aoe chill you beast you foul fucking beast okay move me here
It's what is wrong with you? Why would they move, bro?
That's attack. I'll move is this button that says move, huh? Not bad y'all. Guess what?
Keep spitting on it.
That makes a lot of sense now that I think about it. Either way you're toast and we probably healed the full anyway. Yeah, exactly because we mugged you.
Five chicken legs, three pennies. Beginner's luck. Okay now listen, every time you finish
combat one of your cats is going to level up. Marlowe's about to get a whole lot better.
Look at all these options. There's a pretty awesome combo here. Marlowe's passive makes
burn go up by one. Sunburn inflicts burn one and blind one at infinite range. Sunburn
makes things burn and hot blooded makes burn more burning. So take sunburn already. Okay,
I'll do that.
Someone's learning.
OK, but remember, every cat is different.
So always check out what the passive ability does.
You want to get synergistic combos and break the game.
Say no more, bro.
Which blocks your path?
Should we attack him or outsmart him?
Well, we have eight light bulbs.
We only have, I love, a character sheet like this, bro.
We love to look at our stats and leverage our stats for events
a better chance to get something to work. Marlowe got small catnip baggy. That's huge
for a beast like me. Then you go to your backpack. On use gain seven mana. We definitely want
to put that on Marlowe so that the fella can cast sunburn and absolutely maug a big enemy.
even a boss if I dare say so myself and a stick let me go peep the stick on use a melee attack
with plus one reach that's for you Nesta asia rescue chef what do we got here the basic girls
versus pebbles you're gonna get rocked don't give him the stick so true don't give him the stick
I trained Pebbles here myself. He's about to rock your world. Show me what you got.
Oh, also one last hip. Attack from behind to deal more damage.
All right, obviously you're doing nothing. Now this time you might consider actually moving this
time. It's just my piece of advice. Maybe come over this way and attack from the side with your
stick. You have been hit for two damage. You also have a rock over your head. Who
knows what that means, bro? And then I will end my time. You get to go again? Oh
damn. Okay, we have five mana. This would take us to seven. I think it's simple. You
use your small catnip bag. Burn one and blind one at an infinite range. 30% chance
miss on the next turn. That's huge. We still have six. Do it again.
Takes four damage at the start of his turn. Can we move after we shoot? Because I
I think this is a, well, let me see.
Catfight, catfight, I get it, I fucking get it.
Yes, sir, okay, well then we fucking shoot at you,
obviously.
Then we move our sorry ass behind the cinder block
so we end the damn turn.
And then you have a 30% chance to miss.
Hey, so you might've noticed this already,
but take a look up here.
This is the order your enemies take turns.
The turn order is the same every round,
so pay attention, or don't.
Marlowe's in a rough spot bro, I ain't gonna lie to you.
Now you on the other hand, we'd love you to tank some damage so if you could actually
do me a favor and stand in front, maybe that'll block the attack on Marlowe and then I need
you to do six damage right to the dome piece and then we can still use the freaking stick
too.
huge and then we might as well spit on it man. Give me two spits really quick
and then end the turn. Now what are you gonna do? Oh spit is spit canceled my
burn you're so fucking real bro. Okay we've got elemental synergies too that's
fucking crazy. This is a tough one because I'd rather Marlowe didn't die but
Also, it's a tutorial, so really, I'm the type of beast
who's kind of like, who gives a fuck?
I don't really want to put you behind here though,
because I'm worried you might have some attacks
that hit in a fucking line.
So I'm gonna go ahead and hit you for five end turn,
and then we'll just expect that you'll miss
with the 30% chance to miss.
Because that's the type of fucker you are.
What did I fucking tell you?
What did I fucking tell you?
All right, you get up, honestly,
Get up here and block this angle.
Catch him with a little stick.
Don't even spit, because we don't want to cancel a burn.
End the turn. Marlowe lives to fight another day.
Boulder drop.
All right, well there wasn't much we could do about that.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Well damn, it looks like Marlowe got hit pretty hard.
Don't worry, he's not dead yet.
Only downed.
They're injured and one of their stats
gets reduced permanently.
Don't let their body get hit or they'll actually die.
As long as your other cats finish, they'll survive.
So finish the fight.
Take this out.
Get speeded on.
And then I will attack you and attack you once more.
My stick broke.
Three damage.
really means nothing. Oh you get to go twice now. You get to go twice now because like
this is a sick fucking world that we live in. Yeah, well enjoy being dead, bro. And
enjoy my, my, my kissy stat going up. My charisma. 5 cents, 20 chicken legs. Nostazia
is now level two. Spawn a poop on an adjacent tile, sunburn, heal an adjacent unit by two,
heals for two with a mana cost of four, or gain two, gain two shields. I mean for a beast
like, check the passive, I know the passive back seeders, the passive is that when you
down a unit you get a random stat up shouldn't you if you're an expert of
the game shouldn't you know that the passives will be what we got from the
tutorial if you're such a fucking expert check it for me though no you have to
check yourself for yourself I mean to be honest I mean I don't think we should
be worried too much about the synergy of our tutorial cats but for me I mean
heal is obvious because we're taking a bunch of damage I'd rather have my range
unit be a healer honestly because my melee units gonna be up there like all
the time I almost feel like spawning a poop is good because we could like attack
with our range unit over top of the poop and maybe block the alleys that melee
units would try to attack our range unit with so let's let's take spawn a poop
on an adjacent tile and just see what kind of see what kind of business we get
out of this. This marks the end of your first little adventure. It's time to go home. You'll
bring back any food, coins, items, treasures, and injuries. These supplies will hopefully
prove useful to you at some point. If you ever want to save an exit, just click on that thing.
Bye! Roegleg with a save and exit? Is this the first one in history?
Up on the hill, they think I'm okay.
Well hello, neighbor. Yes, it's me, Mr. Tinkos. You've no doubt heard about me around town,
Yes, the rumors are all true. I spread them myself just like my legs. What am I saying? God, I'm so bad
Anyway, you can call me Tink. I might call you Mr. T
I might call you Mr. T
My god, look at these kitties. They've just returned home from an adventure and they look busted
Cats that have already been on an adventure are retired
That means they won't be going on any more adventures. So why don't you take these guys inside so they can relax comfortably?
Fallout Shelter?
Well they seem pretty comfortable I guess.
So you can now end the day and watch what happens when the lights go off.
When you end the day, every cat will eat one food.
Make sure you always have more than enough.
Marlowe got it on with Nostazia and made a kitten.
Swag.
Oh my, what an eventful night. Don't tell my wife about what we saw.
All you have a new kitten. He'll need to grow up before you can go on an adventure though
Don't worry. There's something in the water here that makes them grow up in one day
Also, look a stray cat has come to your house looking for love. You should totes take them inside. Right? This is Lego
Once you've made enough kittens or collected enough strays
You can take them out on an adventure to find more supplies
You'll want four fresh kitties to send out on an adventure, but you don't have enough yet
Also, you can right-click the kitten to see if it inherited anything from his parents. Once you're mustache
He's got Melee Attack and Sunburn.
Okay, Lego, we'll read that when it becomes more relevant, to be honest with you.
I did see that in the settings menu, we're sex positive here, but at the same time, I
don't need to see all the pumping animations.
I don't need to see all the feline intercourse, to be honest with you.
Let's end the day and see what happens now.
The night was calm, nothing of significance occurred, wait maybe I bricked myself?
I'll see you in mustache, how you doing?
Ah, maybe something will change after that.
Wait, what are you, Louisa?
Okay, end the day.
Marlowe got together with Nastasia and made a kitten.
Oh yeah, with that new stray you shouldn't have enough to go out on an adventure.
Go put them in the adventure box and get ready for a journey.
Really? Even though they're only one day old?
Hang on.
Ronnie. Ronnie's got a lob shot and cold shoulder.
Deal one ice damage and inflict slow one at an infinite range.
And then we got Haley as well.
Alright.
Close it up.
You guys are retired.
We need Louisa on the adventure.
We need LEGO, we need Haley, and we need Monster Mustache.
Okay, we're ready to go, y'all.
Depart.
Holy cow.
Equipped class collars.
Melee Fighter gets two-strength one movement minus one mana.
gets three range two luck minus one max HP I'm guessing and minus two movement
mage gets mana charisma which is max mana less health less less strength and
the tank gets in the way plus four max health minus mana minus movement okay
well let's take a peek monster mustache becomes a random colorless
starter ability when you lock in your team's collars.
Louisa swaps your highest and lowest stats and has a short shot.
Shoot a unit in your line of sight.
But that's not a ranged attack, it's a spell.
Zap.
Deal one electric damage at infinite range.
I mean you are, you are seeming like you're going to be the f**king mage, lago.
I'm going to be f**king for real with you.
Unless infinite range, okay.
Haley, swap positions with an adjacent unit
and a melee attack.
And then we're going back to monster mustache.
I think obviously you're a fighter.
The swappler is a tank.
And then Louisa must be our hunter.
Shoot a unit within your line of sight.
Lock in.
Storage, I got nothing, lock in.
Lock in button is crazy.
It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, but,
oh okay, I guess they got enough of both.
They got enough ass and enough bubblegum.
I'm not used to that.
What's up with that beast right there?
What class would Tomo be?
What's a caster that afflicks you, like a poisoner or maybe a necromancer or some of the warlock I could see?
Druid? Almost pretty quick though. Let me check out our spells really quick.
So you're Haley. Haley is our tank. When an adjacent ally is targeted by the enemy, swap places with the ally.
That seems like an incredible ability for a tank to have.
Bonus, monster, mustache gives two bonus moves if they're not used.
Regen 1 health, that seems okay for melee.
I don't know if you can see it, it's under my camera, so I apologize.
Well, we'll see it when we fucking get there, bro.
That's okay.
The tank goes first.
Dash forward once based and melee attack with knockback.
I don't know what we're dealing with these fellas.
Obviously, we've got to take care of these guys.
We've got a trash bag, spawns pickups when damaged.
Got a little money on the other side of the table here.
We've got some pewters.
Dash forward.
She go
Dash forward one space then melee attack with knockback
Do you get knocked back bro? Probably not you're like bolted to the fucking floor
But let me try something it's all about experimentation bro. Hey Lee you come over here
You see what happens if you if you attack this thing
Rocks don't move okay fair enough. I
End my turn
plus five starting mana plus five regeneration lose all unspent mana at the end of each of
your turns this is fucking crazy you'll want electric damage at infinite range i'm a little
concerned about these guys to be honest with you 50 dodge chance to i mean okay here's
Here's what I'm thinking.
Get zapped on.
Plus four.
Get zapped on.
And then can I move in such a way
that I could hit you for five?
Oh, it doesn't have enough range.
What happens if I send it anyway?
I thought maybe it would leave something on the floor.
Um, fair enough, and then this is like, spend all mana and heal that much HP, which we don't have to do,
even though we lose the mana at the end of our next turn, or the end of our turn anyway.
Lob a shot over obstacles and fricking units. What if I was to move you to here?
You would be able to hit. That's insane. It does six damage. Am I worried about you?
How much can you, I mean, you guys are probably spiced here.
High damage shot with a 70% chance to miss. Swap your highest and lowest stats.
Your basic attack causes units to immediately attack an enemy in range.
Wait, this guy seems like the fucking goat, bro. Louisa might be the goat.
I think you're honest under when you say try the tall grass too, but just give me a second here.
I can't get to the tall grass and attack so I'd rather just land a shot swap
your highest and lowest stats I don't know how to see your your character
sheet mid-battle I have a hard time believing this is gonna be too relevant
70% chance to miss, fuck it bro.
Ohhhh, we fucking hit those bro.
And you're my melee, Andy, and I don't give a hoot what your dudes say.
Reload move.
We get to move again, that's right, because of our special ability.
I mean, obviously we gotta get up there and cause you some problems.
We could even move again, but I can't attack you from behind, only from the side.
Don't move, don't move.
There you go, get smacked.
I ain't even sweating you, I bet you got no abilities.
Now you, an adjacent ally is targeted by an enemy, swap places with, okay, so I was not
adjacent to you, that makes sense.
Deal damage in a cone with a 10% chance to petrify, has a chance to spawn rocks?
Wait, I'd be a fool not to try this.
I don't know if I blocked you off, but that's okay.
Dash forward one space, melee attack with knockback.
Or do I want to just stand here and then I would swap places with you when you're about to be hit anyway?
Here, move me here.
I got an idea. This won't do anything, but if I attack this I might get something out of it.
I mean I guess I could just swap with you like by the fall, but my ability lets me swap with you as well, whatever though.
I could swap early so you're not scared.
Now you, we have 13 mana which is fucking crazy, so one damage at infinite range.
I mean, I guess now that I think about it, we probably should just ruin your life if possible.
Um, it's just so good.
You can move here.
I don't know, man.
I don't know.
Let me think about this.
Game's brand new.
I don't want to feel the pressure that much.
Lancer shots.
I'm not really all that concerned about being able to hit you, if I'm being honest.
What the hell's going on here?
medium food. He has 7 HP when eaten.
Move around here into the tall grass. Maybe you can position for this guy next turn.
We'll end our turn.
You, you're an interesting sort of fellow.
No question. We want to move you.
It's the question of where.
here lob a shot you've been killed and then a heavy shot I thought maybe there
was a chance to land it okay and my friend you get to go again bro that's
huge I don't know wait you haven't gone at all refresh your basic attack and
movement action fall asleep at the end of the turn I mean obviously I'm the type
of fella who would love to burn and blind you at an infinite range and then
maybe just attack this garbage bag and get closer to busting it open and getting the power up.
You try to attack me, but you fail and attack my tank instead. Big whoop.
You have 12 HP. I'm not even worried about a beast like you. Here's what I'm worried about.
Breaking open this garbage can and getting something out of it.
How much damage does it do? We have no idea.
Spawning rocks everywhere like a boss, gain 2 shield when collected.
What is this?
It heals 4 HP when collected, then we move over here!
And I end my turn.
No matter what, you get zapped like fucking crazy every time.
You're gonna find out there's cats in eugenics so true so true
That's so true. I think
7 HP would need it. Wonder what happens if you attack a
Dead body
Sometimes it spits out some money. I don't know if you get the money when you finish the level, but we're gonna just do it like that
Obviously we can we can hit you pretty good
Or we could hit the garbage bag
Is it insane to to hit the garbage bag I
Got a no man, but then it's got nothing in it
Yeah, that's fair that's why we go again
That's fine, that's fine you can't stop me anyway
Burn one blind one
I can't really do much with you, to be honest with you.
Move me over here, attack a rock and see what happens.
Not a whole heck of a lot, but rocks do move.
Okay, in hindsight I would have done things a little bit differently.
But guess what, you're in a world of hurt.
We end your turn.
You, do me a favor.
I mean you're gonna zap obviously, but also just move over here, grab this money.
I don't even want to know some kind of pustule I'm sure you're obviously dead
anything else you want to do I don't think so get mobs honestly Louisa you're
kind of the goat you're gonna get so much experience for luck one cent and
And an old diaper?
Okay Louisa, let's see what you got.
Teleport to any grass or water tile.
Give yourself or an adjacent unit one poison lace.
Basic attack inflicts poison.
Very interesting.
Teleport is crazy.
Teleport up to five tiles away.
Set a bear trap on the tile you teleported from.
Spawn a maggot familiar.
One more thing to control I'm sure. I know it's shoes for man. It's not hummingbird nectar bro
It's Montelli a clementine flavor. It's a French Canadian carbonated natural spring water
They're saying it's the same spring water that Gila Fleur drank from when he was when he was just a wee lad
You don't have anybody that has like a super rapid or like multi-hit poison basic attack
so I don't think we need this the teleport to put yourself in a good position does seem
awesome.
Grass or water let's let's try some terrain rock man and then let me see what we got here
plus one bleed thorns
your basic attack
inflicts bleed
deals damage and inflicts bleed to units that contact you
it's fragile it breaks when you're down it's flammable and it melts in the
water it is a twenty five percent chance to break when you take damage
Okay, so we put the obviously that goes on our tank.
So anybody that hits us,
and if anybody hits a unit adjacent to us,
they'll hit us instead.
They will get bleed on them and deal some damage,
but a 25% chance to break.
Move me.
A large pile of trash blocks your way.
You can loot it at six, bash it at seven,
or examine it at five, we bash at seven, obviously.
We got paper shoulder pads and three food
Huge three food to bring back to the fallout shelter
Plus one bleed towards okay. Well, who do I want the other one on?
Honestly, I don't think we need the other one
We want the other one maybe on somebody that's unlikely to get hit
You're gonna teleport to water a lot
So we wanted on the the mage so that your basic attack also inflicts bleed, but you're less likely to die
That sounds right to me
Okay the tankler and I can't go to the water
Can I hit you with something fucking insane
I'm gonna hit you with something fucking insane, bro
You guys have six HP. You guys have five HP. You're nothing. What about you?
Whoever gets, whoever kills this gets all stats up and finds a bonus item.
Holy shit, bro. Okay, first thing I was thinking of is oh so simple.
Oh so simple. But check this out. Tank goes behind the rock.
And then ends turn. I should look at the turn order a little bit more closely to be honest.
And you're my zapper. You don't get to attack for a little while so I'm not worried about you.
Where are you? You're there. You get to, okay. You my friend.
I've got big plans for the likes of you you're gonna go here and then why do you
have this thing over your head oh because you have bleed thorns you're gonna
shoot a magic dart at this fella which is going to knock them out and then
you're gonna zap and you get you get two zaps I honestly think we start zapping
you a little bit. Oh and you got you got moved because of this
episode you're much less of a threat that's fucking awesome.
You've already gone. You don't go for him. Okay you're you're next in the
terminal. You get zapped. And everybody in the water!
No it just they did something to the water but not everybody in the water.
That's fine. Okay okay there's something there though
because they fly now.
Of course, now you, you are like one of the most interesting of all the Andes,
because we could teleport you to the tall grass at our own leisure, but we don't need to.
I think instead, I'd be the type of beast that would be happy just to put you in the water.
And you see the method of my madness now, right?
Now any unit that gets attacked, we will hard swap the tank with them.
and then which one of you goes next this Andy right here yeah I don't think so kid
you're mugged then the tank gets wet and they lose their item well I didn't think
about that I didn't think about that part so you're right take your 30% chance
Greatest day of my life. Greatest day of my life. You get to act. You literally
should not be able to walk that far. That makes no sense. That's nonsensical.
We move you over here. We got to find something for our melee unit to do, to be
honest. You get to act next.
You're all the way over there. You get to act next. Either way, I mean you have some HP.
I'm the type of beast who ain't afraid to make a play in the water 14 damage nice
crit and then honestly I don't know if we should use our extra move probably use
it aggressively next turn big whoop that's what we want the tank to get hit
he didn't really want you to get hit but that's fine
Okay, deal damage in a cone.
It does two damage.
Cancel that for a second if you don't mind.
Cancel it.
I'd like to cancel the move.
I'll find out what the cancel button is and I'll get back to you.
So you can't get wet.
The easy play.
Move over.
Wow.
Yeah, move over.
over here grab the coin, kill middens or whatever and then it does a little bit of work here.
It's none of our own fellas.
Does too much damage to you.
Lots of money on the bank.
Shorty, what you think about that?
Find me in the gray Cadillac.
Now this is the best day of my life, because you,
obviously you need to get zapped.
It removed your soul reel,
it removed the fucking water too, bro.
And your move, we'd rather,
we don't want you to go in the water.
It doesn't pick up the coin on the way, huh?
Can I undo my move because I didn't realize this wouldn't have the range to hit you?
My bad. Um
I'd like it if both of y'all paid the price. Give me a second.
I don't know about the teleport here. I mean obviously you gotta pay the price.
I can't hit you from there for reasons unbeknownst.
Anybody know why?
I guess maybe you have to be a certain amount of tiles away?
Too close.
Another great song.
Not by T-Pain, but another great song nonetheless.
No surprise there.
End the turn.
Melee Andrews should have a great chance here though.
Refresh your basic end move.
Okay, so that's like we go all in on that one.
We should definitely move.
should definitely smack. We finish the- oh the burn is like a loot goblin you got
to kill them before you- I thought we had it. Give all of your mana to a unit in
range three. That is kind of swag because we have a ton of mana but who would we
give it to? Heavy shot is not that good. The sunburn is okay. Teleport to any tile.
I mean, stun is crazy, man.
Cast a fire electric spell that inflicts burn one,
and has a 15% chance to inflict stun in an X-shaped area,
or heal an adjacent unit by two.
You got, I mean, look at this, bro. It's even got the,
it's got lightning fire symbols on top of it.
You absolutely have to. There's no other choice.
Fuck Chan-Wook.
Lest Ashes.
Three armor, gain three armor once per battle when your HP's three or less.
I don't know about that one, man. It kind of feels like a tank item.
Or it could go on a unit that has really low HP, like Louisa, to possibly keep them alive.
But you know what, the tank's doing work for us. Go ahead and take a little bit of that.
We should just use our positioning to keep our squishy safe.
I know all about Final Fantasy XIV, bro.
LEGO discovers an old window.
I would like to examine it for an 8 on my intelligence set.
LEGO got Bullseye.
A stealthy route into the next battle.
Use.
Use all damage you deal until the end of the turn is critical and can't miss
Am I crazy to think that this has to go on
Well, that's tough it could go on my melee unit that can attack multiple times per
turn although they fall asleep or
Or you put this on the zapper and then you get three or four zaps that do two damage each heavy shot, bro
Oh, can't miss
Fuck I was way focused on the crit not focused at all on the can't miss man. That's fucking crazy
The XXL bros versus Fenrir
Posse's bear traps has an affinity for tall grass, swats away melee attackers.
Okay, okay I understand. The pot leaf gained four mana when eaten.
It'd be nice to get you over there. I should take action regarding this
individual. You ain't kitten. You ain't kitten?
No, no, no. Here's how you do it. You go out in the open. Not much you can do right now.
And your turn. You...
Range is what? Range is not high. That's okay. You move over here, grab the coin, and then
And you zap, obviously. 60 HP's a lot, don't get me wrong.
You can melee coins to collect them too.
Oh, so I left a little bit on the table there, I understand.
Alright, end turn.
you you're an interesting sort of Andy five mana furthest I can move still can't
land a shot so I think the play is you teleport to like this grass tile and
then take the shot oh shit outrageous and then end turn and then you I really
just want you next to the tank to be honest so if you get hit the tank swaps
I could I wonder what it means when it says swats away melee attackers
Like if I go here is it just gonna go and push me back or is it like after I attack it's gonna push me back one
Honestly this sounds crazy, but I'm gonna slow play you I'm gonna end my turn
I don't want to put myself in a position where I'm guaranteed to get hit by
On anybody but my tank. Okay. Oh, we have to fucking remember
Wait, wait, but we might be a fucking genius, bro. Watch this. Maybe this earthquake will trigger the bear trap. Oh
You're in a world of hurt, buddy
You're fucked, lad. Okay, then we go here and we attack the rock, which will not get into you and deal five damage to you.
You look like an absolute moron right now. What are you going to do?
Bear trap there. I ain't moving, lad. I'm chibbly posting.
I can't really get in a good position for the fireball. So in my world,
We just zap.
Wait, I don't have enough range.
Honestly move up to the slightly further ahead tall grass and just chill.
Not even, I'm not sweating that in the slightest if we're being honest.
I forgot where the bear trap is.
One thing's for certain.
I thought it was just like, it's here or here.
And if you walk through it, I'm sure you're going to take damage.
But I have to try.
Oh, you walk around it.
then use a bullseye, launch a heavy shot, 24 damage, that's got a sting bro, and another
shot right to the dome, you've only got 5 HP left, okay, I think you put one here, I mean
I would be a fool, not to, never mind y'all, I'd be a fool to move there, but I'd be a
fool not to kill you. Look at that. Easiest play of my life. In one round, 10 luck. Haley's
leveled up. Throw an adjacent unit to an open tile. Eat a rock to gain five... Oh, okay.
If I may, eat a rock to gain five shield and one strength seems kinda crazy. That seems
kind of awesome bro because you can create rocks with earthquake and this also only costs one mana
which is nutty and then they could become like a dps basically and what do you gotta hear use a
lobbed projectile that spawns tall grass i mean that's gotta go on louisa because they can teleport
the tall grass we got synergies coming out of our whatever man can i go to hard mode
Ed, are you in chat? I'd like to go through the hard path. I think we're ready.
Not unlocked yet. Gotta beat mom first. It's simple. Eat. We destroy. For seven, we destroy.
A single tear drops from its quivering eyeball. Well, we got no negatives. I'll take that
is a positive. Rats go first. The tankler. Are you a roc? Not really a rock. None rocks.
That's fine. I mean, this is simple play, bro. This one writes itself. Move to the coin.
attack? What the hell? A melee attacker with one HP. End turn. You're an
interesting Andy. The spawn, the teleport to the tall grass is very, very
interesting. I don't think we need to use it just yet. You have one bleed on you.
When do you get to attack? Not till the end. So you're dead to a zap. We don't
even need to think about that. When do you get to act? You must be at the very,
very end so we're not sweating that at all you get to act fairly soon so move me
up one this fella gets to act just kidding and then I mean obviously you
take your chance bro
Oh, shit!
End turn.
Okay, the Zappler, although I'm thin.
The Zappler. We need a teleport so you can move into a better position to Firebolt,
but then we got something awesome going on.
So you're fucking zapped, bro.
You bleed, bleed damage as you at the start of the turn.
At the end of the round.
Okay, so you need to get zapped one more time
That's fine we can live a good
Move into a position to get into tall grass next time
Now we still got a zap now that I think about it
You want to kill you these guys in one hit so they don't spawn more like familiar
So I think we want to zap this fella
Oh, there was a little money, right?
Oh, no, there was a little fella in front of you!
Wait!
Never mind.
Uh, intern?
I mean, obviously...
Wait, is this...
You're another little fella?
You need to get a life, little fella.
I'll just grab some money for now, and then move again.
then kill you. Sure, fair enough. Use ult, you can see the whole board. Oh, they do have
a tactical view. My shoulder pads! How dare you? Okay, there's simple plays, bro. I mean,
this is madness. Crazy earthquake. No rocks. They're literally trolling me with none rocks,
Either way we're fucking rich so we don't care
You're fucking dead, so you can't care
And then you this is like a class with five mana you got seven HP you got two I
Think we just got to take the easy kill
Even though we could teleport to the tall grass and get a decent hit
Hey unofficial nl vods
Thank you so much for the gifted subscriptions. Thank you. Can I say first off with the obvious
caveat that I appreciate it? You're welcome to use the VODs and cut it up for content.
You don't have to deliver like recompense or whatever, but it is appreciated. Vibrarian,
I hope you weren't listening to that by the way. Don't get any ideas.
electric spell that inflicts burn on has a 15% chance to stun we would be much
better off just hitting you with our special ability that also gives you
bleed and then zapping you twice and then the fight is not over I'm assuming
because there's still little minions left on the on the map because there's
still little minions left on the map apparently there's three of them that's
there's one over there too. I'd like to like get some money if I can and I don't
really care if we take a little bit more damage I suppose. Refresh basic attack
and movement action why not bro? Holy shit and then they fall asleep but we
don't really care I promise it why I didn't ignore it on purpose I just
didn't see I was locked in on the game thank you thank you librarian thank you
for that it was not intentional by the way life's funny like that sometimes like
imagine you were this little worm right here and you were like oh you can't hit
me cuz he's too close you'd probably be like that's pretty funny I guess what I
just terrain walked over here and then I shot you regardless look at that six
extra luck but if I finish the fight faster I probably would have gotten
better rewards anyway should spend it all on cases man a melee attack that has a
25% chance of stun your movement range is doubled until the end of turn that's
It's crazy, bro.
Taunt is also kind of interesting.
Taunt is also kind of interesting.
Hope John Paul, thank you as well.
I really think we want, we want juice.
Double your movement range,
and we also have like twice as many moves
because of our passive ability.
Our charm stats too low, no risk, we got to attack it.
Proudly displays his trophies to the other cats.
Maybe that's a neutral outcome?
I don't really know.
What do we got last?
Radar dish.
One random enemy becomes marked.
Incoming physical damage is 100% crit, ignores shield and can't miss.
I'm literally going to drop it on Mr. Mustache because it targets a random enemy and he has
no equipment yet.
Oh a shop!
A shop!
A SHOP!
With 21 cents, use Revive and Adjacent Ally.
Inflict Blind 2 on an adjacent unit.
5% chance to break when used.
Okay, that does seem awesome.
The first Rare Candy.
Damage and effects from traps are doubled.
When an enemy comes within range, shoot them for 1 damage.
Plus 1 range and damage at the start of each turn.
You lose this when you move.
You're gonna be moving a lot.
You're familiar units you charm. Oh new passive? Oh because these are all
passives I understand now. You're familiar as in units you charm gain plus
four and inflict poison and bleed. Teleports not move in that case. I mean I
don't know if you know that but that's some cope that I'm choosing to trust. I'm
gonna grab a bag of glitter as well and then I'm gonna put bag of glitter on my
tank even though the tank is tanked up right now one in 20 chance to break is
crazy that seems out of control of course we're gonna fight this fellow man
radical rat boom he said boom goes the dynamite they still got memes man
crosses bombs that exploded the end of the next round
that that potato chip type beat
spawn bomb
oh shit full bomber man style
obviously you're gonna move
and then you're gonna move again
and then we're gonna move a, oh I think I can get fucking behind you, bro.
What do you need? Six, six, seven, six, seven, six, seven.
Read the bomb.
Explodes on its turn or hit when fire, attack to disarm. Interesting.
Oh, maybe zap it. Six, seven, six, seven.
Here, anyway, one thing's for sure, I'm gonna smack ya.
I'm gonna take a very risky approach.
Oh, I can't even afford to do what I wanted to do. That's fine.
Obviously fuck take aim bro, what is this? Pinky Pinky's already dead bro.
Call a grass top? Can I even get here?
No, cause it's also a rock.
You shouldn't move.
And then I think, I mean, for a beast like me, this is a full bullseye turn bro.
Like we could do some serious damage.
24 damage this will be another 12 right off the top
They do get to go again
It's bombed another bomb
Well, you're standing in the bomb radius. I mean, so am I times like a million
We got a little time first and then Louisa Louisa is fucking crazy though
Explodes on his turn or hit with when hit with fire
but attack to disarm is it a zap let's try it this one we don't really care about this
other bomb we care about a lot huge absolutely enormous move over here
It's that it's that
Anything we can attack can attack pinky. I suppose if we wanted to you to tap this pinky
Thought maybe they'd explode into coins
Turtle
You must feel like you're absolutely fucked right now
We're gonna move we're gonna move right here
And then I'm gonna cast an earthquake
You've been encased in a fucking rock bro you are inside of a rock and I want to eat the rock
I want to eat the rock and gain five shield and one health and maybe kill you instantly
Oh shit it fucking works!
It fucking works bro! That's crazy!
When you kill a unit if you don't have a weapon gain a bone club
Your basic attacks are critical if they hit the front of a unit when you kill or destroy a unit
It becomes neat. Okay, so that would heal us. Well, we don't even really need it man
Ed programmed that to sell the game 100% that is so cool
Meet is also all meet his currency
Fuck it, bro. We're going the distance on this one, though.
That's true, Tyler. I'll ask. I think...
What is a bone club? Can we hover over and see? We can't.
When you kill a unit, you don't want to get a bone club.
Fuck it. Punch face.
And then we could go home if we wanted.
Or maybe we're forced to go home now? I don't know.
Because I want to go down here.
Oh shit, cuz this like did I bail out of the run at the halfway point when I could have kept it going longer?
Yes, or no, oh no, this would have been the hard path that we would have taken from the fork in the road
I see well, here's my thing bro. I don't think we should equip any of this shit because like aren't these cats
Done now like we had the greatest squad of all time and they fucked us
Hell yeah, brother. I mean this is a fucking squad right here.
Damn. You can now adventure to the sewers.
Oh shit. They got the EA big SSX3 radio. Obviously, at some point, they're gonna have to like,
get rid of some cats. I'm sure you can. But for now, we're obviously fucking chilling,
bro let's throw in a quick slash marker first you call that new Janix one and the
day most your mustache got together with Louisa this could be this could be my
OTP right here Louisa started a fight with Haley Louisa Haley won the fight and
as was rewarded with one movement Louisa suffered broken paw Louisa is my goal man
Marlowe started a fight with Lego. That's literally your son, dawg.
Lego won and was rewarded with extra range. Marlowe suffered jinxed.
Oh, it's raining again. Rain is a spooky one. I think it rained because we did bad things.
The rain man sees what we'd be doing and he tells on us.
Huff, huff. We are Frank and we live under your house. I bet you hear us scratching. It gets itchy down here sometimes.
Sometimes we like being itchy because it makes us work harder.
I bet you didn't know Frank builded your house.
We make them houses as fast as we make brown.
We are just kidding on you, but really we love the build.
So if you want to have more house, just ask Frank.
Frank do need to be paid though.
We don't work for kisses no more.
We want friends.
See that pipe over there?
That pipe goes all over this place.
You want to send the kitty out?
Push him down that pipe and bam, there we go.
We don't want any kitty though.
Frank wants retired cats only.
Frank think we like retired cats
because we are kind of retired too.
Okay, well, we go night night.
Achilles, welcome to the fucking squad.
Now, Marlowe, you got some fucking problems.
Butch is not accepting cats, but Frank is.
Give me a fucking second here.
Louisa I want you took some damage unfortunately
But I forget what it affected. I kind of want to keep you here because you might be the goat of
I don't want to say breeding but it's the damn truth
Minus one strength that even they ain't even that big of a deal
But to be honest with you Marlowe you're cooked buddy because what the hell is jinxed
There a way to see the of the friction that he's been afflicted with
It's luck down, I guess you can tell because of that, huh?
End of Torrentendon?
Okay, Marlowe?
I'm sorry, you are the weakest link, buddy.
Where's my Marlowe at?
Good done, lad.
Oh, hey, Frank was just waiting for you down here.
Good job on sending the cat to us.
He's slow, so when he runs, we can still get him.
slow but no one seems to get us.
Cough cough.
Frank's getting so itchy, I think we're ready to build.
You know that house on top of your house, the one with the point on it?
Well, Frank's gonna go building all over that one.
You just wait and see, it won't crush you or nothing.
Alright.
Yeah, rip to the original gloat, man.
What's your problem, butch?
Got a red exclamation mark on you, buddy.
So check this out, I got a new collar for you.
This class is called Cleric.
Judgmental, sure, but boy can they heal things.
with a solid cleric on your team, ain't no one going down.
And if someone does, just pray on it.
Cleric, caller is now available.
Okay.
Not accepting cats at the moment.
A meow to you as well.
Did you get, did you get hurt?
What's, you was not charismatic for some reason.
Okay.
What is house one?
This is the level of our house.
I was wondering if there was like a quick way
to see how many non-retired cats we have. We have a Hachini. How are you doing?
Knock back a unit three tiles. Seems like pretty decent speed and charisma and
constitution. You might be a justifiable tank in the future. We end the day. We end
the day and see how it goes. Louise is starting to fight with Haley. Bro, I can't
leave you two alone. There was no winner. Okay, that's a buff for us. So I think I'm
starting to understand how things go in this game if you can get a goaded cap and they
keep winning fights they're gonna become like the ultimate stud for you because they might
get extra stats out of winning the fight and then all the ones that lose fights you just
dump on the another place in the game and eventually you get umumusume style bro exactly
Nigel. Okay, we got Snob, we got Hachimi, we got Rani, we got Nigel, and we got Snobber.
We're ready, bro. Oh, but we also wait. They want to talk to me. Butch and Tink want to
talk to me. So it looks like that sewer monster built you a pipe, pal. Well, don't feel special.
I got one too. How about you and I go into business together? You send me cats with
combat experience, I let you kiss me behind the dumpster over there.
What if I expand that little box of yours?
I can upgrade that old shoebox for you, that way you can hold more sharp objects.
Trust me, it's worth. Just send me a cat who's killed some stuff. I'll hook you up.
Snobber is crazy. Well, hello there. I'm not comfortable with this.
There goes that so-and-so, aren't they? A catch. They got anywhere. I'm like, thanks, girls.
you hear about the newbie in town has been hoarding all those cats and they are all
yeah I heard about them but what's this I hear about that book deal you landed
I'm all like leave me alone stalker and law anyway what's this I hear about you
and pipe buddies I can hear you talking in your sleep you old perv my wife made
me cover the pipe with the quilt she was still embarrassed we got like a little I
see it's a John Waters thing we got a John Waters thing going on here I need a
baby I have this empty hole in my heart see my wife and I we can't have children
in our own so we decided to start a cat family and guess who the father is it's
It's you, silly.
You send me your kittens and I'm sure I can find a way to return the favor.
But try not to send me any uggos.
Okay, so you want combat experience, cats, and you want kittens.
What's up, all you cool cats and kittens?
Are any of you garbage?
Didn't you lose a fight?
Are you dead to me?
No, you have eight strengths.
You're kind of the goat.
You're kind of the goat.
Nostazia?
You're kind of old and busted.
Yeah, sorry.
Anastasia? I think even though you're kind of like the matriarch of this family, you're
out of here. You're going to, you're going to Butch.
That cat you sent me could really take a punch. So as per our agreement, I'll upgrade that
storage box. Send more cats with fighting experience and I'll expand it more. This time
I want cats that have ventured further from home. You're going to need to venture into
the sewers or junkyard this time. Good luck. Huge. Alright, let's depart on our next adventure
y'all. Let's see what we got here. Play dead, down yourself you don't get injured. Short
lob shot. Lob a shot over units and obstacles. You seem like you might be a classic hunter
for now. Melee attack, knock back a unit. You seem like a fighter, but just give it a second.
You've got a lobbed shot and cold shoulder. One ice damage and inflict slow one. If infinite range,
to me, means you're an age. Magnet, pull a pickup one tile towards you.
you and a melee attack to pull a pickup one pile towards you. Knock back a unit. I feel
like you you're more of a fighter and snobber snobber you're more like a tank. I see and
changes your basic I understand now okay I'm locking in cleric is to charisma to
health I'm not really worried about all that to be honest with you and then in
your storage box bro bullseye still has two uses I mean bullseye on your ranger
is crazy and then we were going bag of glitter on tank and then blessed ashes
on tank and then the melee unit has like little use for anything right now so we
give them a radar dish on use game 12 mana I can just hold that for now I
think your basic attack inflicts bleed but there's a 25% chance to break if it
gets hit honestly think that could go kind of crazy on a fellow like you I
I thought maybe we could stack two of them on you.
Are any of the mystery monsters this cracked?
Um, you could get a pretty good fur corn.
You could get a really good fur corn if you, uh, if you put a, uh, platinum fur corn and
a platinum, um, ant brat in the machine together.
Yeah, yeah, you can get some good ones, man.
Give Raigel some support to it.
Trying to see if that's me.
I don't think that's me.
That's definitely not me. Um lock in.
The wolf hunts for his prey that's damn true, bro
That is me in the spotlight yeah, yeah, what it will hang on what's going on here?
Crip chance up miss chance up. Oh
Cuz you're cuz it's raining maybe or I don't know just cuz you're just lucky I guess
You already have a, oh maybe you're standing on top of a stick, or you can generate a stick
from nothing, man, that's crazy.
Your basic attack is critical on enemies that have damaged you.
You start marked, oh it's probably because of your passive, you're so real for that.
Perhaps I can middle click on you, or perhaps I can all control click on you, whatever,
figure it out. I'm gonna be 100% honest with you, your movement kind of sucks
bro. You got 15, you got 7, you take double damage. Equip a stick. A stick
gives you one bonus range, right? Like am I insane to think I could move here? Well
let me let me think about this for just a moment because I could knock you back or
I could equip a stick and then hit you but I don't know if that would have any
knock that let me let me try it knock it knock it back bro
there's five damage to you and do I melee attack you no cuz I don't want
the rock to break do it again and now he's not feeling so hot beautiful then
in my turn. Now you know what, wait, when does, when, you're my caster? Break the
rocks, see if some coins pop out. Oh shit, it knocked it back anyway! Oh fuck!
Surf, a water spell that deals damage and knockback in a large area.
Oh shit, bro. And then this is cold shoulder, one ice damage in clean range.
I got I got big plays here move me here
magical dart which might fucking kill you to begin with because you're marked and
then a water spell that deals damage and knockback in a large area the damage is
in the X pattern I think. Then there's a part of me that wants to knock you back into the
rock because then you die. And it only does 3 damage. I think here is better, man. I don't
exactly know what happened, but that's still seem kind of awesome. Knockback you deal is
increased by 10 holy shit and then you're a tag pull up pick up one tile
towards you just move me up to hopefully blocks and damage pull this
pickup stop with that meowing please I'm begging you you attack me I have armor I
I do not care.
You miss somehow when you were attacking a rock?
Hey, you, you're the fella.
You're the fella.
Yeah.
That's not me.
Who goes first here?
They all go late.
They all have one HP.
Literally, your lives are over.
What?
We make it up?
Disasterous.
that's our that's our passive better chance to crit but a chance to miss as
well oh and they are in the tall grass you're not joking they're not joking
fucking we moved to the tall grass over there shit to do after that but she could
like attack a rock and just see what happens hey you do we not have infinite
zap am I a my a fucking fraud
I'm gonna answer that um well obviously this is gonna ruin some lives we surf on
you we move on you and we kill you oh my god oh my god we push attack you okay
you have actually died now. Did you see the fucking knockback bro?
Raigel. Raigel has a huge chance to miss. Let me see what we got here. Poison lace doesn't
seem that relevant to me. Spawn a spider egg trap that inflicts infested for. Infested.
The spiders, infesting this pop out when it dies, destroying its corpse, could be an interesting
fella.
Sets a trap that webs non-bugs, spawns bear traps on each adjacent top.
I'm gonna go spider egg trap, man.
And then you put the egg trap like behind them, and then you have the tank go, BOOOR!
And you punch them into the egg trap, and then they're like, oh, I'm infested for!
And then they smash into the wall because they get knocked back for like 15, and they fucking
die and they explode into spiders that then swarm the other enemies, man.
Okay, for a beast like me, for a beast like me, this has got to be an open, an open on five.
Huge, Hachimi deal before.
that is fucking video games bro all the time and every day
this is a beautiful surf target right here now you're you're a fucking turkey
bro whoever kills this gets all stats up and a bonus item the 50% chance to
dodge this we can do some fucking damage to you I'm thinking this is like we go
in the tall grass ourselves try to melee that's fine knock you back what the hell
if they fly away all right then turn and you and you got a you got to pay the
price yeah you got to pay the price in a big way it moved over here and a
beautiful push attack okay and then pull up pull up pick up one tile towards you
holy shits we fucking got you to pick it up that didn't look like one tile to
me but I'm not gonna say anything
now you guys seem like a beautiful surf opportunity if I've ever seen one but
Can I, I thought maybe I could hit you first.
You see the range on surface kind of crazy.
I love that he's going along with the music, bro.
Oh, it goes 11 tiles, because of the passive.
That's okay, but really fucking crazy synergy, bro.
Move a pickup 11 tiles towards you
Now you might say here cuz it's in the dead center, but I think these guys get knocked back into nothing
So instead you do it fucking here lad
And then they get knocked back into the fucking wall and die
Or at least they hurt really bad which is fine as well, and then I thought surely we would have like a shot at you
That's fine
Bad y'all almost killed my own cat there
Hey unofficial nl vods. Thank you again. Thank you. Let's let's not have a sub war
Okay, we don't have to have a sub war, but thank you. I do appreciate it. Thank you minus one fucking man. Oh
Get out of my fucking face man. You're you're hurting Ronnie. I
Got a look at turn order here for a second two big lads go next and then the turkey
I mean, it's very hard not to just kill you.
I could just smack you pretty good too though.
Set you up for the next turn, but I mean, you know what?
Let's think about this.
Where would these guys be likely to go?
Oh, we don't even want to infect them.
We want to infect like one of these fellas.
you can surf again next turn I think. So I would think you'd want to put like a, just
let me think about it for a damn second. Put it right here and we'll figure some shit
out, okay? You should move. No real reason to keep you over there. Okay, end turn. I'm
not worried about the big fellas. We got time. I bet if the turkey gets to the end, it escapes,
so we got to be careful about that. Move over here, have a stick. I mean, I think our play
as we move here
knock you back three damage that fellow
knock you back three damage that fellow again
spawns random pickups when damage what did you get you got two mana out of that
okay I understand well then we'll attack you again
and get nothing I end my turn and I drink my fucking milkshake
wait wait what happens if we pull this coin towards us
oh yes dude yes
the dude was standing on top of the coin so we we bashed him against the
garbage can
I fucking get it now
okay do me a favor do some fucking damage bro
obviously you gotta go
And the term now you're the interesting lad because I was thinking what the play looked like is something like this move me back
Land a surf right here that surfs you into the fucking egg sack and then you die and you spit out some fucking spiders
Maybe we have to actually kill you though
They're just downed for now. Maybe we have to finish the job.
Um, the eight mana? Eight mana.
They can move me here.
Let's see what we can do, man.
Do you basically suck?
Yeah. Yeah. Try it. Yeah. No surprise there. We try it again. 270 percent. 270
percent chance is huge. All right. End turn. Thanks for nothing. You've damaged me
quite prodigiously to be honest with you. You haven't done anything. Wait. Turkey's
He's back in the game, okay.
Knock back a unit three tiles, not or not.
I think you gotta pay the price now.
Maybe this is, this might be a quick, a temporary stick type situation.
Wait, the stick doesn't even, it only, it does less damage but at a greater range.
Okay, get critted on, that's big for a guy like me.
Oh, and you can use it more than once, I see.
We're gonna end turn on that. You go next.
What about this?
Okay, well I would think first. Move right here.
And then pull this pickup towards me.
And then a dash attack on you.
That's got a sting and then your turn. I don't really know what to do with you.
Spiders pop out of this when it dies.
I mean, I gotta know, man. I gotta know.
So move me here and then hit it with a spell and now we got four spiders.
The spiders inflict infested themselves, that's kind of huge.
I would also like to deal one ice damage and inflict slow at infinite range.
That's awesome, cause you were wet, you fucking froze, dumbass.
You were fucking stupid.
And you, you're a different kind of beast.
I do need you to kill a turkey at some point.
You ain't there yet.
Let's see if we can just get a little infested going on.
Yeah, we ain't there yet.
I don't even want to wake you up.
The longer this goes on, the happier I am.
Ah, fuck.
I didn't know it was flying away this turn.
It probably has a tell.
All right, buddy, you're in a world of hurt.
You're stuck.
Get melee attack.
Yeah, I think we figured out we want to infest a small enemy so that we can kill them quickly
and get more spiders on the board, which deal infestation themselves.
Shoot a rock forward, levitate all rocks, they will automatically fling towards enemies
that end movement in line with them.
Petrify on all units in your line of sight. They become a rock temporarily
Jump to a tile
Adjacent to an ally this damage and displace any units you land on
Displaced doesn't sound like knockback. Unfortunately. I was really hoping for some knockback, but
Jump to a so true
This is interesting jump to a tile adjacent to an ally
Imagine this place any units you land on land on shoot a rock forward if it's
petrify on all units and linus I mean this is kind of fucking insane let's try
you're right pull doesn't sound like knockback either so you're right maybe
this place will have a plus 10 effect on it as well
Odd futures remote, cast a random spell, why not man, 7 uses, Raigel finds a nest full
of mice, he's pretty charming, see what he can do with that.
He took 5 fucking damage, what the hell?
The patient wizards versus mazy
Protects her kittens when they're attacked
Very interesting
You take the bonus damage, so you're almost like
You're the target I want to infest if possible
And an infestation early would go freaking crazy
But on the other hand I can't shake the feeling
that a move into a knockback is kind of insane here oh I see I see but you know
what now I got now I got you over here anyway so I can at least attack you and
miss because you're in the tall grass and I can at least push you back and get
the kid in scattered a little bit okay bro basic spell cold shoulder guess what
You're fucking frozen idiot
Little heel no sweat, okay
You're you're an interesting fella jump to a tile adjacent to an ally
This place any units you land on not useful here
yet
Just taking a peek
What does this do?
It deals 4 HP when eaten. We'll get that in the future.
And flick blind 2 on an adjacent unit. Okay.
Move me here.
Fuck it, move me here. I'm gonna do some Agent Smith shit. First off, blind 2-oh.
Oh my god, it broke on the first 5% chance.
And then...
Give me this coin. Not at all. Push him.
And then I thought he would land here and then I was gonna pull him back. I thought it was gonna be swag mode.
Either way, I think that's fine.
Jump to a tile, Jason. I mean, I could jump here, but I'm not laming on any enemies.
So I'm gonna say we end turn instead. Although it's an interesting idea.
Damn, you got extra strength.
You're wet so if you can get frozen, which I can fucking freeze you bro, obviously.
Five damage.
Oh but you're gonna, okay, so firstly fucking freeze you.
Mod.
Then, you get killed.
And then you might as well get yourself closer to the tall grass.
Damn!
Okay, we're starting to we got a turn order going bro
Okay, so obviously you got problems. I don't think anyone would dispute that now someone's gonna die here
We don't want to use bullseye yet that's for certain
You can move me to the tallgrass you should pass away first if possible
Let's just put a spider egg here for the future
and then please god
that's huge okay the strong the cat that's been buffed
has now been killed that's huge news now with the spider egg here
I was hoping I could knock the energy stains over it we need you to go next
which you you are going to in the meantime
we could at least move well you're gonna take his place though is the thing
But it puts us in a spot where we can do a good jump too.
Forget melee attack, you swap.
And then, knock back a unit 3 tiles, we knock you back again.
Only one damage, which sucks. We use a random spell.
Forbidden fart.
I poison my own cat.
It's not so good. Alright.
You explode, I'm also kamikaze, you explode when you are downed.
not ideal that fucked up my whole plan bro you first off grab this because you
need to heal what the fuck
scammed obviously we jump here they only got knocked back once which is of
course devastating but then we push them that seemed better there's a pole in
the way oh fuck okay give me some thorns and you you're interested obviously
you have to pay the price but in order for that to happen we might have to
freeze you first oh you have a force field bro you're a legend I don't know
if this will free you are wet so it should freeze you huge then you pay the
iron price then we end turn. Obviously I'm a little bit worried about the fellow.
Move to the tall grass lob shot best day of my life because you're still frozen.
Spider egg right here guaranteed you're gonna walk over it or I'm gonna push you
into it. End turn.
I could have done this in a smarter way, but either way, you're marked, bro.
You're always marked from the radar dish, so you always want to attack the mark unit
first, now I get it.
Hey, M-Turrent, let's see what the fuck happens, man.
He's run away.
He's run away!
Please tell me we don't have any poison at least.
Game 1, range, counter attack all attacks until your next turn, punch a unit into the
air lobbing it back 3 tiles, dash forward and attack with knockback.
I mean this is awesome.
And it does 5 damage.
We gotta take an effort on this.
Hachimi finds a knife stuck in the wall.
Pulled out the knife?
No, they wouldn't.
Hachimi got mom's knife, bro.
He almost had ranged mom's knife.
Mom's knife has been unlocked.
This is the greatest day of my life.
Use.
Throw a penetrating projectile that returns to you.
found it but you get to keep it. Odd remote kind of ass to be honest but whatever medium food.
Okay I'm thinking step one Paul Grass mom's knife.
What happens if you don't catch it that's the scary thought bro.
What do you think about this?
It's your thing anyway.
Slows units, counter attacks when hit.
I wouldn't worry about all that.
I really need you to go faster so you can put an egg sack down early.
Snobber is hurt.
Your-your snobber requires food, badly!
Remember that shit?
Yeah, I bet you do.
Tell you what, step fucking one.
Give me the money.
I thought maybe it would hurt you on the way in.
Step two, you're fucking out.
Cat call.
What have you done? You've slowed me.
Trying to figure out why I should care. Well, I'll tell you one thing.
Now that I realize wet enemies get frozen into a ball when they take cold damage,
that seems like a freaking gimme for a beast like me.
And then...
I'm thinking it's five damage right through your forehead,
and I'm thinking they gotta add a new difficulty to the game for a beast like me.
Literally don't care. Flies literally don't care.
We move over here so we can get food eventually. But first, perhaps?
Whatever, bro.
Don't eat my meat.
This you fucking suck is this Raigel Raigel you fucking suck, bro
I'm not afraid to say it
First thought mom's knife penetrating knife that returns to you may also give us something from the garbage can oh
Shit it did damage both ways in that's fucking awesome. I would have done this very different. I would have thrown it that way
Whatever. Watch this.
What did we get out of that? More money?
I didn't even see you.
I guess I should have just attacked you now that I think about it.
I end my turn.
You. You're still frozen, which is awesome.
I think if I'm not mistaken, here's what I think needs to happen here.
you can't even be hit that's unfortunate let me get a little surf going on because
I know you're the type of beast who takes your car to work whereas a beast like
me obviously takes his board probably could have done that in a different order
without a doubt move me here eat some food I can't attack you on let no I
can't attack you. Have a have an egg sack trapped just in case. You on the other hand
are gonna give me a coin and then I'm gonna fucking stop on you bro. And then
show. I've still got to kill this individual but I'm not worried about
that. Oh you literally hit my force field so who fucking cares? You get to go
next all you're gonna do is slow I have a sneaking suspicion that you're gonna
run away but I'm not sure there's much I can do to stop that to be honest with
you so I'm just gonna pick up some kills pick action regarding this individual
You have been slowed for no reason acceptable
Well, you know the deal bro
I meant to actually ice you up
That's my bad
And I still, no matter where I go, I can't land a shot. That's fucking crazy, man.
What if I just, what if I shoot my own trap? Nothing happens.
I've got it now. We jump to you to use it just as a move instead of as an attack.
Then we get this then we suck this one towards us. Ah fuck
Either way you're fucking dead
Okay, we're making progress man without a doubt. We also got a shoe
Choose an active ability switch positions with any unit. What are you doing? We don't need you don't need to have that much
moveability
We don't need to have heal
Cast a fire ice spell that inflicts burn slow and knock back on all units around
you. Create a whirlpool that spins units and inflicts confusion on them.
Hmm. Hmm. Try an AoE confusion.
plus one movement. Honestly, I think that's got to go on Hachimi.
Raigel finds a white rabbit. We will charm it with our Riz stat.
Raigel, don't be useless. Raigel suffered a broken leg and took seven damage.
Okay, he's literally pure ass.
And he's going you're you're going in the pipe to Frank, okay?
All the bandages an orbital
Cleans one stack of a random debuff at the end of each turn plus one health regen
Tank item tank item I'm afraid
In the pre boss shop
Springboard, Amelia, I think you definitely buy a rare candy, and it didn't go to Rigel, which is huge.
Turtle style, more of a tank, gain movement at the end of your turn. Your weapon and item abilities deal plus 2 damage.
I get that you can fashion a stick out of nothing. I'm sorry to say, bro, I think we just go for the basic quits.
everything else I don't know if we save money run to run we give it a try we
save money because we're going down to the sewers next if we win don't you dare
refuse my bombs I did have mom's knife you're not joking I'm joking about that
one okay watch this move over here oh no the force field when collected
watch this you throw it that far so when it comes back you fucking get the
shit yes dude what the hell did we just get though I guess I can't equip it to
the end anyway
we don't need to knock anything back I end my turn okay I didn't know you could
throw a bomb on top of me. That's a lot better than what he was doing before.
Well, start me off with a little jump. No, start me off with a little free...
You fucking need food, right? What's your HP so bad? Teleport this towards me so
that Raigel gets the food. Oh, say I never did anything for you, buddy. That was a
fucking genius play, if I may say so myself. We spend some mana to do a jump
That then allows us to move next to the rat and then we just beat the fucking piss out of him bro
And you you're you're an interesting one are you you are wet so obviously we freeze you
Give me a little bit of money and the turn you on the freeze
move me over here can't attack because you're fucking garbage can't put an egg
sack anywhere useful because you're fucking garbage stop tossing the bomb right
on top of me disrespectful also this bomb the bomb is disarmed already I don't
know why either because it's raining or because you keep dropping it right on
on top of me. Either way, not a smart move. Not a smart move.
We move all the way over. Holy shit, he can move all the way over.
Attack...I don't know how to have his view attackers rock, man. I gotta try, though.
Either way, it puts you in a real rough spot. Then we melee attack you.
You take a staggering amount of damage. Then we knock you back.
You take not very much damage, then we uppercut you into the fucking air, you take a ton of fucking damage, holy shit.
Bro, you're disarming your own bombs.
He don't get it, he don't get it.
Hear me out here?
Move to the front of this fella, and then, what does this give?
Gain one force, okay, we'd rather have the money.
Give me the money.
get knocked back like freaking crazy you obviously are just gonna get frozen
there anything else we need to collect I mean maybe a force field at some point
but I passed my turn I can't I can't move to a place where you could do
anything like I want Nigel off the team already bro nice miss I mean obviously
hit me but nice miss nonetheless by the way you're trapped in this position how
does that make you feel probably pretty fucking bad if I had to guess I have
absolutely no idea what to do on this turn so I'm gonna pass if anything at
at least go get a force field what are you gonna do drop a bomb on me it
literally got infested by spiders you idiot
bucket goins get frozen
And turn.
Now any chance you can move up a little bit?
Could this be the moment, man?
Holy shit, he picked up the fucking boss kill.
Please use that as a moment of self-actualization.
And become goaded. Rygell's leveled up.
Your basic attacks spawn brambles. They never land.
Extra range? They never land.
Wait, wait, wait, hang on. Play dead. Down yourself, you don't get injured.
When you're downed, allies heal 12 HP, excess healings converted to shield.
So he could literally, uh, like, down himself, heal all allies,
and possibly give them a huge over shield as well.
And use him as like a sacrifice on turn one.
He actually has a he has a place in this world
Holy shit
Race reduces all incoming damage. This is the this is for a tank
Plus one shield plus one armor at the end of each turn. Oh fuck, bro. You can't wear both. Okay, understandable. I
Think I'd rather give you plus one shield at the other rather give you one damage reduction
Plans all debuffs can be used on adjacent units obviously not on you
Ronny, do you need this?
No, that'll go on the other melee lab.
Rigel's gonna make it. He's gonna play dead, which seems fine.
Small catnip for Ronny, goes crazy.
And then, guess what?
No spot for the antidote. I was gonna say Rigel is your lucky day, but I guess not.
Oh, that's true. Ronny does have a force field.
Bound to the damn sewers man
With the damn surf guitar
It's ranged attack spawns dips
Jimmy
How to see me we got some cats in the water as well
You attack now you attack a late you attack soon
I got bad news for you, buddy.
I think the bad news looks like this.
First we knock it back, holy shit, just like the game, it spawns money, then put you with
some of that.
And then there's not really much, I guess they push the money into you.
Oh shit, it picked, of course it picks it up, you told me that.
End turn.
Give me with a damn dip.
That's okay though, cuz.
I can jump right here.
And then punch the shit out of you, bro.
Yeah, meow meow.
On a diagonal, on a diagonal, I gotta see what happens.
Ah shit, that's a fucking bird bro, that was it, whoever kills this gets all stats up
and finds a bonus item, that's the easiest kill of my life.
In a second, first, get mugged and melted, become, I should have used it on that obviously,
you can have thorns on you for now.
This jump attack with the pin cushion is going fucking crazy.
See, now guess what, I basically didn't take damage and you got thorns up, so you fucking
suck.
Now let me tell you one thing for free
You're not going anywhere birdie. You're gonna die and give me an all-stats up next turn
Rigel going it don't anticipate anything good happening to Rigel this turn. I
Don't want to I don't want to break your heart
I don't think you can really do much else to be honest with me. Maybe maybe a pack of poop get a coin on the next turn
So I said ouch.
I literally have a forced hit bro.
I literally have bramble.
I'm literally poisoned, which is actually kind of bad.
Okay, we don't care about Raiju at all.
What do you do with the fellow?
I think it's pretty simple.
We have six mana, played dead costs zero.
Spider egg, nah we can't even put it in a good spot, you try the shot, holy shit it landed
but it still won't save your life.
We try a heavy shot, he really wants to stay alive but then you play dead.
And this is an ult that gives everybody like a crazy amount of shields.
fucking awesome and the sword is causing the move back oh kind of swag right like
look at all the extra shields they got now he'll be back don't even worry about
him does that mean we have to finish the fight in three turns or he's dead
forever
Probably.
Hopefully?
Come on now.
Come on, lad.
Be nice.
I could always throw a knife through you, but I don't really want you to take that much
damage.
There's really nowhere else to go, man.
Well, actually, wait.
Go here.
Then throw the knife this way.
even hit the garbage can on the way. And then, knock the coin, which will give me the coin.
And then pass turn. Okay. Snobber. Snobber's my fucking dude. First off, check this out.
Step one, pin cushion. Then, magnet this coin towards me, which will magnet him towards
me and he'll take damage from the thorns and then knock his ass in the next week.
You go next.
This is a simple play for a beast like me.
Cold shoulder on you.
It blocks because of the ice.
The coins.
Attack the coin.
thought it would give it to me. Bro, you don't want to do that, I have thorns. That's cringe.
Okay, literally stop poisoning me. I'm taking way too much fucking damage.
Whatever, you're cooked. Move me. Watch this shit right here. Oh, you are fucking done, bro.
You're fucking done. Mom's knife is giving us, and you get an all stats up. Dude,
Hachimi is going to be a f**king, it's going to be Secretarian.
You got to pay the price.
You got to pay the price.
Oh my god, you fart on me whenever I hit you?
Farts and protects itself for urban damage.
I got six poison on Hachimi bro.
That's no joke.
Okay, this is easy.
To the rescue.
Magnumy.
Get punched badly, and then hit the wall, and then you fart and do nothing.
Might as well be a pincushion.
And you, you need to take 8 damage.
I think with the 8 damage, you're actually fucking cooked.
I can't move though, I'm surrounded by poop, never mind.
Um...
Okay, we'll get iced up, bro.
Kill a poop.
And my turn.
You're still frozen.
Life's still good.
I'd rather not die to poison damage, but it is what it is.
Nah, I think we're chill.
Mom's knife.
I really should have taken that.
Oh, they don't take fucking damage, bro!
They're frozen so they don't take damage, which means you're going to take more poison damage.
Unless, oh I don't even have the mana to jump on them.
Give me something from this garbage.
Seemed all right actually.
You need to fucking pass away somehow.
I don't know what I'm gonna do about that.
You're like a living poop.
You know what?
Just blow you up I suppose.
You don't really need anything.
There is some health over here, I can live with that.
It's a little pooled surf on him.
Don't really want a cold shoulder him again,
just blocks the damage.
She freezing her own pets, kind of a swag idea.
On the other hand, getting mom's knife.
Okay, but she may need some help big, bigly, bigly.
But you know what, that's what fucking Raiju's for, bro.
Snobber is leveled up, your allies have brace one.
When you knock back a unit leave a rock where the unit was we don't have a rock synergy
But then we could we could punch a unit to knock it and then use the rock to hit him again
Your allies have braced one reduces all incoming damage gain one
gain one
Intelligence whenever you hit a new type of unit with an attack or ability
Could be good for the future bro
because this fella could then become a fucking ints machine in the bedroom like
this is oh it's only for the fight well in that case I guess we don't really care
he's kind of dumb yeah but he could hit like six enemies in the next battle and
be smart as fuck bro unless it says permanently i see plus one bonus attack grace one i think we
gotta try rock then we got a new item too your basic attack spawns bramble
you fucking ass man
Replaces the ball of end. There's no shot
It's for you, Ron
Hachimi spontaneously combusts he howls in surprise as his fur lights on fire
All right, Hachimi's got some burn that's not great, but he is alive
We got sharky who the heck is sharky, bro
Who's Sharky?
You're Sharky.
Holy shit.
Its bite inflicts bleed.
Her soul traps the souls of its victims.
Her sword traps the soul of its victims.
Okay, move through the water, obviously.
Extinguish the burn.
Throw mom's knife.
It really is the greatest fight in this ever been invented.
Attack this unit and kill them.
And then throw your corpse away and see what happens.
explodes into money. That's a dream come true.
Whatever. Once Raiju goes down, it's all over.
Hear me out here. I think here's step one. This is a crazy start.
Move. You don't need that. You don't need that. Move.
Attack this fella.
not dead which is crazy to me give your your fellow a coin you're a damn genius
land on this dude see chat we literally would have been too
two intelligence up already we would have been too intelligence up this dude
would have been fucking breeding the smartest kids of all time
Snobber is kind of a legend. I think you know the play with this fellow by now.
You get frozen.
No position there lets me hit you. I think you play a simple mode. See what
Bramble does. Two damage when stepped on moving cost two. Huge. And then you know
the play. You already know the play here. We take a shot at you. Or maybe we
take a shot at you. It misses. We take a shot at you. It misses. And then we heal
the whole team. And you're a fucking stud. You go here, start with the knife. As you
should have done, I don't know if we could throw it any further. Then we hit you really
good, you passed away, we throw your corpse against the wall and see if it sticks and
end the turn. We literally like, we have the greatest runs of all time. I don't have enough
man at a teleport. That's fine. Pick up a coin. Pick a poop. Pick up the coins. We're
fucking rich, bro. You're a living enemy. We obviously kill you and then freeze you and
and end our turn and then you get unfrozen and oh you're still fucking frozen because
you suck man you're nothing you're fucking nothing to a beast like me I didn't know what
to do freeze them in this and then if you can make pits man if we can make some pits
and push the ice cubes into a pit we would be midnight suns maxing I don't know just
You finally unfreeze, okay.
You're gonna come this way.
Midnight Suns mentioned.
Oh, I moved to the wrong spot.
New Genix is literally gonna cause a Midnight Suns assault.
Get ready.
Now, is it time to finally see what happens when we cast
a little confusion on this?
Let's see, man. I've accidentally frozen you again.
When performing an attack, 25% chance to instead hit itself equal to its strength.
Last one turn.
All right.
Doctor's remote for Zayn. Awesome.
Doctor's remote almost killed Hachimi, who is literally the greatest
Cat that's ever existed in this entire game.
I can't believe you're not dead.
It's so tempting to just freeze you again, but I guess we'll just kill you instead.
Were you marked?
Maybe you were marked.
You have too health.
I guess I could surf you into the poof and maybe you die as a result of that.
I skipped the entire Midnight Sun's arc. Yeah, you and everybody else.
Holy shit. Your basic attack is Magic Missile. It scales with ints.
When you kill a unit, Ordestroy corpse, it becomes meat, which is good for our colony.
If a trinket slot is empty, you equip a small food item.
item. These are all good. Casting elemental spells imbues your basic attack with those
elements and relevant effects for the rest of battle. They did have a shirt in it that
said I'm going to make you my witch, which is insane. This seems great because we would
have freeze on our basic, but magic missile to actually have some DPS seems really good.
An infinite range projectile that doesn't miss. Holy shit. You just cast that on the
marked unit every time bro. The two of spades. Double cast spells that cost one or two mana.
We have any spells that cost one or two mana. Negative. We hold that. Might be useful for
the future. We have some that cost zero. Six or seven mana. We do need a six seven. The
six seven of clubs walls of fire spring up the cats hurry to navigate the
burning landscape all right it seems like they did a good job
lush master I see I see the consequences of my actions now pushes all units back
ten tiles in the direction it's facing. That's not awesome.
You're the only fella that's on the map right now. Who goes? We get a free move.
Alright, I think in that case...
In that case, move me all the way, I'll take a melee attack on the money.
Mom's knife on the coin, I thought maybe.
One of these, it must have like a one in a thousand chance to break or something like
that, right?
But they don't tell you because they want it to be a surprise.
I fully believe this.
Move me here.
I got plays, bro.
It was the God item in OG Isaac.
Is that so?
Go ahead, lad.
Take the coin.
Move me.
Move me here.
get smacked and bumped and I've created a rock in your position. I forgot about I
don't know what I'm gonna do with it but I've created a rock there and I got
three, oh maybe you just get three mana back because that's our int anyway. An
infinite range projectile that can't miss. There's a part of me that thinks, well
you, first no matter what, wanna hit you. I thought that would have done eight
because you're marked but maybe magic missile does true damage. Is that the, is
at the case and then there's a real part of me that thinks you go straight to like a world
but I don't know if we can use a world tour though.
Too far away.
Instead I don't know that you're not wet so this won't freeze you but at least it'll
slow you.
Maybe it's good that it doesn't freeze you man.
And then I don't know man, I don't really know what to do with you.
I'm sorry buddy.
You're so close to just being downed anyway, you might as well play dead.
Like you only have 3H.
Yeah, see that gun?
I'm pretty sure that this might as well kill me, didn't it?
I think it's better this way.
Use the guaranteed crit, bro, he was out of range.
Speed, why are you not taking the units range stat
into account, bro?
My mom's kind of rangelous.
You don't fucking get it,
is what I'm trying to say to a beast like you.
Shh, okay.
Gonna move, we're gonna move you over here.
Who goes next?
We go next, this is simple.
It's a mom's knife and max range.
It does more damage on the back side of course then we're gonna melee you and to be honest
I'm very tempted to uppercut you but I also know that
If I don't uppercut you which it will do a lot of damage
But if I don't uppercut you I get to jump on top of you next turn and do even more damage
But to be honest, I think the uppercut damage is gonna be worth it especially because you hit your fucking ass on the pipe
Oh, and we didn't have the mana anyway, so this actually ended up being quite a shrewd
little maneuver.
What happens if we move here?
Well, we're going to bump into each other now, but you know what?
Fuck it, I got a coin.
What happens if we hit our fellow?
Are we not going to do that?
Um, you, you're going to get magic missled.
Of course.
And then we're gonna move closer. It'd be better to be behind the pipe so that we don't
Take damage like I definitely don't want to be on the spikes, but you know what the whirlpool might might be worth it here
And to create some water I don't know if that's gonna help us with the fire but you won't listen
So I think you're just gonna push everybody that way now, which would be awesome for me
Confused? Hit himself for six damage. I bet you feel smart. You turn into the right? Yeah,
yeah, he's got me feeling like the cha-cha slide, man. I mean, you are basically eating
shit, man. I moved you for absolute... It's like not even no reason. I moved you for negative
reasoning but either way you're fucking alive I thought maybe I could jump here
I guess we're in the town man you're for health you're fucking dead at infinite
range with an attack that doesn't miss and then cold shoulder that's cute that
He is a little poopy helmet
Raigel not looking too hot. He was literally pretending to be dead. I wish he was dead, but unfortunately he was just pretending
Pochibi is now level four
Stat bonus, what do we want man? Luck affects base crit and all randomness. We don't have too much randomness
I mean strength seems like kind of a gimme considering. He's a guy that
Attacks
It's gotta be strength, man.
Fidget's something too, I suppose.
I'm gonna leave you shop!
Oh my god, you gotta buy a rare candy, bro!
Rigel's leveled up.
We dead ass don't give a fuck.
So he does have one movement, which is not good.
So him having plus two move might make him like a little bit more useful.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
A melee antenna.
Units that contact or attack you get here with a lightning bolt that has a 10% chance
to stun.
We could restore it for later at least.
I don't know if anybody doesn't have a hat.
Raigel doesn't have a hat.
Ronnie doesn't have a hat.
No tip.
Oh, shit, you're right.
I should have clicked on the tip jar.
I forgot what kind of game I was playing.
Do we bribe at seven or sneak at four?
We bribe?
We bribe for a small slope?
But you need to have 28 damage and got bipolar disorder.
a fucking disaster, bro. Start each battle with a manic phase or a depressive phase.
Holy fuck. Wait, my bipolar disorder? It's good? No, it's not. It's all stats down.
Okay, we need we need you to not die before Raigel can die
Who gets to act before Raigel you and you and you I think you need to you need to stand back
I'm literally gonna move you here and then throw mom's knife at the bird
And then pray
Yes, yes, me and you
What are you bro, what are you cooked food heels for HP when eating well, obviously I fucked that one up
Should have gone straight to Hachimi. Hi bad y'all
It's trying to see if there was some way I could figure it out, but
It's that's that's like a control situation so you can see a little better
I mean, I'm slow playing it, but I gotta keep the fellows alive.
We got some AoE attacks anyway.
Whirlpool seems kind of actually surf seems kind of insane at dealing with the AOE for sure magic missile
Magic missile on the bird
Even moved him a little closer
Move here you're my tank
Honestly, bro
We knock him out. We get an all stats up off of that which is fucking crazy.
This dude is a damn stud. He's got a sleeper build.
Please don't kill a Tachimi. I just need Raigil to pass away. That's it.
If Raigil gets that... Yo! I thought, I really thought. Okay. This is your moment,
lad walk into the water Laba shot great shot glad you know what maybe we could use some
spiders on this one put a put an egg right here and then play bad
Yeah, you are you're back and ready to party
What is this there's meat under there right am I crazy to think there's some meat under
there or is that a corpse that's a that's the corpse of the bird
Well obviously I do want you to get the meat and then if you would be so high and pick
up a little kill probably could have done a little more but that's okay. I'm
definitely feeling you use magic missile to hit the units that are furthest away
or about to attack the soonest and he's looking on fire because I I don't know
why but we take those and then I'm thinking like a surf there would go
fucking insane bro or a whirlpool
water makes it harder to move right toss pushes things on top of it at the end
of the rounds surf does do damage oh shit is there a way I can fuck in I
I needed to get you to hit the egg.
Fire on the damn water, bro.
Seven, one, eight.
I want you guys to be confused, to be honest with you.
What's going on here?
We've infested nothing with- with eggs?
the spider eggs dude that's kind of interesting oh it is is there a floater
there is I see um what if you were to fucking spider egg yourself and then
play dead all right it says down you have to die to get the egg to pop but I
like I like you think it I like you're thinking and I like that you're thinking
We land here, attack you, which has caused you to not, oh yes, you have spit out the
spider, which is exactly what we want.
Then we put up some thorns and their turn.
I'm being honest with you, I'm not even 100% sure what you hit, but everything seems okay.
You're confused and you attack yourself, that's awesome.
We've infested a poop and created another spider.
Oh, it attacked a spider.
Shit, you've invested another one.
Oh!
Okay.
Okay.
Oh, shit.
Get out of the water, lad!
Six damage.
All right.
me here. Huge mom's knife. Huge melee attack to end your life. Past time. You get to go
next. You are going to burn to death anyway. You need to take some damage. Preferably like
before Raijule dies. I don't really want to deal one ice damage to you. This seems like
gonna be we be better off in a surf type situation if I could perhaps move up a
little bit and then surf you into the wall or just hit you with the spell
directly hit myself as well got you got some money though the hell's this guy
I've never seen him before in my life, man.
This might work. It might not, but it might work.
Grab the money, move, oh my god, it got us close enough.
Attack him, he's dead. Please tell me we're done. We're not done.
Someone is yet alive.
it's this guy the spider killed him it saved our lives holy cow
snobber my goat my goats honestly you do do a lot of I tell you don't have
strength anyway so we don't have to worry about it
Mana regen actually could be pretty helpful.
We've been losing a lot of events though.
I almost feel like luck might be helpful.
Then I'm also feeling like speed, oh speed so you can move faster and also move further.
Don't you have a passive that lets you go further? I can't remember.
I'm going to speed on you.
That's a peeper inventory.
Snobber finds a metal grate.
I think we leave on this one. I'm sorry. He doesn't have the stats for that.
I hate to do it.
But that's just not the way.
If a weak melee attack, if it kills a unit, he'll 10 HP. I know this is crazy.
That goes on Raijuul.
He can kill a unit, heal for 10, and then play dead.
Putty mask.
Minus two.
Hilarious.
Spawn of Charmed Fly at the end of your turn.
Nigel, that's for you.
I wonder if it works even if you played dead.
That would be fucking crazy.
Boris!
Blub, blub.
He's a spiky rock.
Feels five damage to units that contact it.
Moves one tile towards whatever damages it. Will dash on its last turn.
Trampos.
Spooky.
No matter what, I want the coin.
I want to punch you into this rock if I can do it.
Oh, I can do it. And then you move closer to me.
But you did take some damage.
I'll leave you right there. Save some mana.
The next guy
I wonder if I can hit because you're a multi tile boss. I wonder if mom's knife will hit you multi times
No, good thinking though, bro fucking get away from me. Don't push me into the fire, bro. Not cool
We extinguished it somehow regardless
Oh shit
Or is this what
Well, he's getting a smack.
I'm a little as- oh, fuck.
Ryder got fucking down, bro.
That's devastating.
Well, move away, obviously.
I'm thinking maybe like a-
be like I was kind of hoping there'd be a good whirlpool in here I don't I don't I
get you know what just give me a second to fucking chill okay he slowed for a
turn
obviously we're not handling this the way we're supposed to
I need you to get knocked the fuck back, bro.
You know what?
Thorns me.
Thorns me and get punched.
Yeah, that's what I thought.
can bring this shit over, and you fucking chill.
Move, uh, yeah, go ahead, move me here, mom's knife me.
And now he's on fire.
And then chill. He moves one closer to you, but he burns.
He actually moves two closer to you, which I did not anticipate.
I'm a little worried about you cuz if I attack you he's gonna he's gonna move over but oh
he's moving this way instead you fucking fool bro you're about to find yourself in a world
of fucking confusion although this will extinguish the fire I think the confusion might be worth
with it, man. We extinguished a little fire, but the confusion could be huge, or your strength
stat is fucking zero, never mind. Guys, I wouldn't worry too much about Ryjal on this
one. This is a, we're going, I'm going all in. First off, pin cushion. Secondly, jump
on his fucking head. Then punch the shit out of him. Yeah, you're doing okay, Ronnie.
Then fucking, I don't know, do some shit. Give me a coin maybe. From down down! I could
have done something better, but that's alright. He in turn. Oh shit, I thought he was down.
You're in a bit of a tight spot, Vlad.
I think it's a simple play.
Probably the smart thing to do is actually try to like maneuver him, but I'm not going
to do all that.
He moves back.
You're going to move, well, we'll move you one down.
I don't know if there's much need to slow you.
The confusion fucking sucks man, so we might as well try to slow you, I suppose.
And then end turn.
Poor guy.
Now I know exactly what we're doing.
I'm so...
Raigel, I'm fucking sorry.
I'm fucking sorry.
I don't care though.
We jump on top of his fucking head.
Huge.
And then we all get shocked by lightning, whoosh, pin cushion me, push attack me.
He took 9, I can live or die.
And then from downtown, he takes another 9 from the thorns.
Best day of my life.
Best part of my day.
Move a little bit, magic missile.
Don't look now sir surfing backwards. I
Don't care fragile bass surfing
This corpse fucking exploded, bro
Ronnie Ronnie's on 13 I'm chilling
You know the deal step on his fucking head
18 health, thorns up, get pushed, you should thorns earlier, whatever, yeah, exactly.
5 health, 5 health, you got one, check this shit out.
Mogged, Mogged and we make it home, we make it home and we make it home with one less
mouth to feed.
And plus he didn't steal a level up bonus.
Ronnie?
Ronnie, we want you in more mana.
Absolutely.
What about this shit?
What about this shit, Ray?
It's a secret we'll never know, man.
It's a secret we'll never know.
The patient wizard's returned home.
We sure showed them.
Hey, do you guys think we forgot something back there?
Trigel's place to cat you'll ever be?
Gro broke his leg looking inside a box.
No shot.
She lobbed type shit.
You can now adventure to the damn caves.
will be emptied out at the end of the day when you take damage spawn a scrap pick up
bro i mean we have mom's knife in storage we're going to take mom's knife out on every single run
if i'm being real with you
but this seems awesome too just dump an antidote and take tattered scrap back in
i'm going to put a slash marker in really quick i'm going to go to the bathroom
And get some water I'll be right back y'all good game so far
I
I
All right, we're back gamers
We're back gamers me genics so far so good man so far so good and we got some freaking water
Let's see what we got here. Which one's the talk. Well, well, well, it looks like you
got another caller. The thief, a personal favorite of mine. Someone bothering you,
thief can stab them in the back, need some extra cash, you know the thief's got sticky
fingers, and don't get me started on how quick they are. Just hope the girls don't find out.
beef collars now available okay we didn't even use the cleric last time
that's my bad house wants kittens next your voice a damn secret okay everybody
get in here get in here lads
Raigel don't worry about Raigel we don't talk about Raigel let's let's end the
day we got tons of food you don't have to worry about this
Snobber and Haley got together and made a kitten. That's huge
Sammy, how you doing Sammy? Can I see your freaking stats?
They got a I mean a great Dexter and a spell that lets them gain extra movement that seems all right
We got a way, so how about you Carly? Let's go. Well, we'll just end our day, bro
Nothing of significance occurred
Terror? What? Terror?
You don't know what's going on with Terror. They are age two. Remove all your debuffs and fall asleep.
Basic stats.
Well, that's a damn doll. Is that true? Wait, get the poop outta here, man!
What's going on with Frank? You muted? Fuck you fucking god damn it.
the caves are a dark and spooky thing don't worry we got so smart and build
it a new Frank out of the old one good is new right cough cough Frank can't dance
like old Frank can but look again Frank needs a nap say what the hell is Tracy
doing here man at Paul Martin yeah yeah I see you I'm Tracy I don't feel a word
can fully represent who I am as a person so don't bother using it you must think
You're some type of pet lover. I assume you identify as a pet lover. Well, yeah, I thought so pet lover that term is so speciesist
Even hearing the word pet it makes my skin crawl. Personally, I go a step beyond loving animals
I believe this should have the same rights as us if not more
All right, I see what you're doing here, and I want to purchase your wares. Hello
Welcome to Pmarware. Our love for your pets is never ending
Our cat donations center stays open 24-7
Every donation of a cat age 5 or older will go directly to the expansion of this area.
P-Mart, thanks you for your patronage. I hate you.
Heal 12 HP. Food for eating. Food for eating. Food for... I see. I see.
This is where we can buy food if our colony is suffering. I guess it's just called the house.
We definitely have some cats that are 5 years old. Do we have any cats that are like pure trash?
I mean all of these cats are kind of special in their own way, man, except for Monsieur
Mustache, who's honestly kind of garbage.
Sorry, brother.
You will be going to the P Mart to expand the inventory a little bit.
Oh, hello and thank you for entering the donation center.
With your help, we re-homed your donated feline to a family in need, beautiful.
back tomorrow I haven't restocked anything yet huge though
blew them we gotta get the next step is 10 you want kittens okay do we have we
don't have a kitten because we had an uneventful night you use the attic to
put the cats like you go out on adventures and they Lego and Haley got
together. Hailey. You made a kitten. That's cute. And then Marissa. Marissa, you go to
the top. Magdalene. Can I see your stats? Ain't nothing special about that. Seven
strength, no shot. Welcome to the trailer.
Oh happy day. My little heart is so full. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
You have no idea how much this little guy means to us. About your payment here.
Take this little bow. It may seem useless, but in the right light the color is to die for?
You can leave now, but don't forget to keep sending me kittens.
Fancy bow? It's fancy. We gotta have something trash here.
Expand our damn horizons, bro. Okay, obviously we clean this up. Is this like our itineraries,
Not our itinerary, but our decor is kind of fucked up in like an oxygen not included type way
Like their health is lower here because there's
Something but their their ex the playfulness is higher that seems right to me
All right, let's go it's time to go out on a mission and we got Sammy Carlett terror and Marissa I
Look like Shalissa
If you attack from the shadows, great at evading hits, stealing coins and striking from behind.
You can get even more movement.
You might be a thief.
Attack a unit in a straight line, tunnel, dig to any open tile.
Dig to any open tile.
I'm sorry.
I think you're a thief.
That seems like a thief move, man.
Ain't you Nathaniel B?
Yeah, Nathaniel B. From high school, I remember you.
Was that once per battle?
Still good, still good.
Marissa, adjacent units turn away.
That's what you're doing.
You're in the blue.
Should be, I know you're considering not playing eugenics.
I honestly think you might want to give it a try for like an hour or two hours and see
how your dynamic is.
Because the game is very good.
It does require a little bit of strategic play and locking in, but the vibes might be
good and if not, you can always play 1v1 Minecraft.
I was given it a try though, I would say.
I'm trying to look at stats too.
All the stats are very basic.
Well, you, you have a great deck stat, so maybe you would be an awesome hunter.
Wow.
Holy shit.
And then you, you have a great movement stat.
You're already a thief.
Well, that makes sense.
You're kind of an all-rounder.
Jordan lobbed over there.
Jason units, Jason units turn away to me feels like you might be a tank, man.
But we need somebody that actually does some damage too, removes all your
debuffs then fall asleep. You're kind of just nothing. I'm being honest with you,
you're kind of just nothing. That's the opposite of a tank? Well I mean they
could get close to units and then have them have them push away or something.
Units turn away from thief for backstab damage. That is interesting but the stats
on our our ability on our thief is so good man. That's a good point actually maybe units units
that turn away we want to do lots of melee damage to them then they'll and then smack them and then
terror what are you I don't know man I don't know let's let's try out the cleric let's just go
on with the cleric. Heels allies but damages enemies. Let's lock the fuck in.
And then you can play collarless too. I did not know that. Fire punch. A melee attack that
inflicts burn three. Kind of awesome. The real question is who's who's gonna hold mom's knife?
I feel like Marissa, why don't you go ahead and take a fancy bow and we'll just see how it works
out. Extra movement on the thief makes a lot of sense. When you kill an enemy, gain a force
field, force a unit to attack one of its enemies. Oh shit. You start a battle with a charmed pinky.
We don't know what that is. Wait, wait, wait. Do we have any spells that cost two or one?
This one costs two. We don't want it to double cast. Then the enemies will just be fucking facing me.
Same thing. We don't want to remove all our debuffs twice and then fall asleep.
Okay, Melee, start with, when you take damage, spawn Scrap.
I can live with that, Warren has a 50% chance to break when returning home.
We need the space anyway, that could be big.
How about you start the battle with a charmed painty?
But we want Melee to- Melee needs Mom's Knife, or Thief needs Mom's Knife, because they're
gonna be hitting them in the back.
I guess the knife can hit them in the back anyway.
It seems more Thief-coated, if I may.
Cleanse one stack, that'll ramp him.
We have another weapon, Lobb Projectile that spawns Tallgrass.
That is our- This really is X-Con-coated, man.
Cast a random spell. I kind of hate it, but we could put it on later.
As a thief, why don't you have a brace?
Any unit that attacks you as a chance to get hit by a lightning bolt?
Your basic attack spawns Bramble.
Plus one movement.
Never mind, take it back.
Plus one movement.
Radar dish worn.
Oh my god, what a fucking ball of bandages.
I don't know what I'm doing! Just take this!
There's too much!
Ghibli, don't play this!
I'm just trolling you.
We don't want to equip this.
We don't want that.
We don't really care about this.
Anybody not have a helmet?
You don't have a helmet.
Lock in.
Let me fucking play.
Sammy's beaters, y'all.
I was scaring the hose.
Sorry.
I was scaring the hose with my...
Trying to min-max my equipment.
Alright, we gotta figure out what the hell we're doing here.
When you collect a coin pickup, refresh your movement action.
One to two extra coins spawn per battle.
What the fuck?
Okay.
Alrighty.
Bro, we're swagged out and moving.
What a poison nail.
Interesting.
I mean, mom's knife right off the get go
seems like kind of a given on that one.
And then attack a unit in a straight line.
And then get fucking poisoned for your dad.
One damage at the start of its turn.
And then dig to any open,
I don't have the mana for that.
You're gonna be fine.
Cause I can move,
I can move you across the fucking map anyway.
Oh my god.
Two mana when eating?
Okay, give me two mana.
Dig to any open tile.
Dig to here.
Now you get a coin, you can fucking move again, bro.
And then it's like nothing ever happened.
Holy shit.
Your turn is like much less cool.
I think you're basically just gonna start
getting ready to go over here.
I didn't even know you were like a thing, by bad, that's why you gotta press control
from time to time.
Um, when you kill an enemy, gain a force field.
Brother stop me if you've heard this one before, praise the Lord.
What the fuck?
You're an ally.
I forgot.
Not bad.
I forgot my bed um what's your spell scatter shot a bunch of shots randomly in
an area your basic attack does more damage the further away you are
understandable have a good day your cook glad those will move up a little bit
literally you've made scrap for me which is awesome
alright now it's the thief's time
there's no more coins
we really should have saved some coins men but even still I can just come over
here
and fucking hit you with mom's knife
So, you fucking died.
And that's about it.
Maybe I could throw a poison,
I guess I should have just attacked it,
but can I attack it and just get the money?
No, that's okay.
They have to nerf mom's knife.
It's literally cannon.
By the way, watch this shit.
This is what it's all fucking about right here.
adjacent units turn away
even dude even the corpse didn't want to see this shit go down
then nine damage right to the back
oh you could flip him around again I don't know why but
pinky! force a
unit to attack one of its teammates I think this is a given too
move over here receive bed addiction
I don't know. Can't reach it. End turn. We could be more efficient with our plays. There's
no doubt about that. I do feel like what about a scatter shot here? Is this picking up a
double? This picking up a none. In case you were curious. A.O.E. motherfucker. You, I'd
lovely if you could eat some fucking meat bro. Any chance you could, I mean obviously it'd
be nice to do some damage, but can I like melee attack some meat? Whatever, we get it
next turn. Um, bypass my turn. That cat just slapped your ass. It's literally the guy from
the night of the Roxbury. Did you just, did you just slap my ass?
The honk-kunk kid. Guess what? Firepunched. Melee attack, you're fuckin' dead. Now, I
would like to, maybe we don't care to eat some meat. Maybe instead we, oh, we have a
fucking cleric, we don't need to eat meat. I'm foolish, bro. Look at that. Just a quick
little lick instead and then yes and then okay no sweat we need to ration our
our thief moves a little bit more appropriately instead of just burning
them all
alright terror is a cleric jump to an open tile heal each adjacent unit horse
a nearby unit to move away from you inflict weakness on an area roll up to
three tiles in a straight line. I mean it's great to just be able to teleport
to begin with because it's basically an extra move action. Unuse, restore, all your
mana. Welcome.
Okay, what do we got here?
A large heap of cats.
We have a great, um, we have a great bash skill.
Pretty worked.
Marissa got whistle and three food.
Use summon a fly once per battle on a ring slot.
Which one is our ring side? Oh, it's a ring. I see I see so it's here. We don't really need Bramble
We don't really need restore all your mana to be honest something okay good good good
I think we're picking it up man, okay thief mode
This is where you got to get a little slick with it
There should be some multi kill potential not to mention this lad
Okay, it's a move here which refreshes your move. I'm going to say take the
opportunity to get a nail throw in on this guy real quick and get a kill.
Next move, I really thought we'd have some multi-kill potential. I'm going to
move it over here I think I would rather I think I would rather poison you than
hit you for two I didn't think he would take a shot at me that's fair and then
the knife also picks up another kill holy shit okay huge you did five fucking
damage to me? You're supposed to be nothing. You're supposed to be like a little piece
of dirt. What is this lightning? It stuns, skips the next turn. Well, you're gonna be
doing more than skip it, fellow. Cause you're fucking dead and I placed Bramble on top of
you. Oh, it's cause of the robot hat, of course, of course. Alright, cleric value next turn
It's that simple. Okay. The pinky is literally meaningless. You should not even be here
Move
Move here
Summon a familiar here
Flea it's melee attack damages itself doesn't seem awesome
You got to pay the price.
That's huge!
I end my turn.
I get to move you, bro!
Okay, it's very simple.
You move over here, attack this guy.
Fair trade.
I miss Yeti.
Yeti's around.
They just, I think they left because there's no Bob Dylan parodies happening right now.
too much focus on the gameplay turkey's making it right well I think I came to get
to the coins man I could attack you in the back like pretty freaking good I think
I could actually freaking kill you and get an all stats upgrade that's crazy all
All stats have been increased by one.
My king.
Dig to any open tile.
Oh, then you dig here.
The thief is going to be fucking crazy, bro.
The thief solos you easy.
Might as well get some coins while we're here.
I'd rather finish the fight though so we get more of the lids.
Beautiful fight.
Beautiful fight.
I don't know what 8 Clovers means, but that's okay.
Sammy's level 2.
Gain 1 bonus attack at the start of your next turn.
So on turn 2 you could attack twice, or fire a shot exactly
Okay, that's fucking awesome.
One in six chance this will kill you if it doesn't gain plus one to a random stat and
one to two coins.
You're right, Snipe is good at my passive.
I think I gotta take the basics.
That is tempting.
If I got it later, I probably would have been more interested.
Use heal 15 HP in 5 for the rest of the battle.
No space for it, it would be good for a boss fight.
Conductor.
Your electric element damage is increased by 1.
Not that beast yet.
Terror finds a mousetrap.
You could examine it.
Our brain power is 6 or you sneak by on 5, we examine on 6.
Huge.
Carry a guy cat food.
He'll 24 HP, all this shit is gonna go to storage.
100% all this shit's going, not even storage, it's going to the junk tile.
What do you do again?
You protect your kittens.
What happens when you just take the damage instead protects her kittens when they're attacked
okay I mean there's plays I gotta think about the plays but there's there's
obviously plays I think we move hear me out on this one move knife then we poison you
which will actually poison the boss. And then the question is, do you dig to an open coin
to get an extra move action? And if you do, I think you fucking do. I don't have the mana,
so don't even worry about it. I guess instead I'll just take you with a nail throw. Swag.
I literally have Brace.
Okay, now you are in a world of hurt though.
You may die.
Okay, go ahead, hit me, I have Brace
and I drop scrap every single time.
Move, move.
I'm off, okay.
We can instantly get all our mana back.
interesting idea to snipe exactly six tiles away. First you got to move. I really care to move to
that position. I got to ice you, but there's no way to do it. You see, snipe a tile of six
tiles away who gets to go next we get to go twice then the boss goes attacking
the boss actually seems like a good idea let me think about it so I want to
like load this so I can see where I need to go because I need to go to I need to
go like diagonal right diagonal right and up diagonal right diagonal right and
up that should put me in an acceptable position but I can't get there so we
cast feather feet move right right up what the fuck I still can't get there
you have five mana I have an item that gives me full mana oh shit no I don't I
I got rid of it okay it's simple we move here grab some scrap tall grass on our
thief 50% chance for some shots to miss someone a familiar lob a shot at a dude
that's outside of melee range of the thief. I can't. Whatever. Put him here then.
Nine damage to the boss, I can live with that. Okay now you, what are you? You're a flea again?
Flea again. This is fine because we'll get the boss out of melee range one more time.
End turn. Now the cleric, cleric can't get up to where I need him to get up to.
We'll just have a move and maybe lick just because, man.
Now, this is where we want to see our thief live.
Literally don't even mind taking damage.
You're fucking alive.
That's awesome.
That's fucking awesome.
You can easily escape.
But of course, I don't want to just leave.
Should be like poison on the boss, huge.
And then throw a nail in a straight line, get the boss to move further away.
Move.
move here, you're gonna have to hear me out on this one, move here, this is the ultimate
hear me out, mom's knife, they can't tank both shots, so one of the cats is gonna go,
then dig to an open tile, refresh your move action, refresh your move action, eat some
medium food you are next to this guy but still great turn you take some poison
damage you're just gonna lick anyway some of these cats are getting pretty
fucking buffed though you don't get to act for quite some time you don't get to
act even longer
well I want you all to look away for me what do you got for you well you're gonna
to get the fella to come here so yeah obviously I want you to I was gonna say
I want you to fucking turn away but then when I attack you're gonna be front
facing anyway
so I actually don't want you to turn away because I want you to be able to get
stabbed in the back more easily do it after the switch past the mystic you've
been around for a long time, what would the turn order be for that to happen?
You don't have enough mana to turn after?
You don't even have to think about that.
Because as soon as we planned an attack, this guy would step in.
He would step in.
But you don't have mana?
There's other problems associated with this.
I'm not sure, I'm just enjoying the show.
Alright, enjoy this.
There's no point in spending this mana.
What you do is you attack, he comes over, takes the damage, and then you fire punch
him again.
And then you end turn.
You've killed my fleet, whatever.
It did its job.
You're the fella.
You're the fella.
I don't know what to do with you.
I can literally use seed bomb every turn.
Like was I stupid to not be using this all the time before?
It makes more sense.
It makes more sense to hit this guy.
thus forcing the boss to be further away and lighting another cat on fire which
to be honest with you I did not see coming but who gets to go next you get
to go next tall grass on my scariest unit it's that simple 50% chance to miss we
love to see that. Now someone's got to pay the price. Force a unit to attack one
of, oh, force a unit to attack one of its, force a unit to attack one of its
enemies. Oh, we don't use this on the fight. I thought we used this on an enemy.
Now this is good man. When does the boss get to act again? Pretty soon. I think no matter
what, you want to force you to attack. Unless you, I don't know, would move you up here
and then there's a whole lot of shit going on. I don't want the boss that close to the
thief. No, the boss doesn't do damage. You attack, you're forced to attack and you're
going to backstab. It didn't cause him to move, bro. I think that's good, but I didn't expect it.
And then we move, well, yeah, yeah, let's move one.
And then do a little lick, cleric value.
We get to go first.
Meow indeed, bro. Meow indeed.
Pretty simple. Move over. Mom's knife as far away as you can. The miss is kind of, oh because
you're in the tall grass, that makes sense. We have another move trigger which is awesome.
I would love to move over here. It would have been an even better spot for Mom's knife to be
honest with you and then you want to just put another I mean I think at this
point we just want some raw damage on you beautiful and then you know what
take some poison tooth for the road
attacking the cleric smart move can't be mad about that you obviously have to
pay the price though
huge you need another attack man or more mana so that you can do your burning
attack in the same turn as your melee this does the pinky do anything bro be
so fucking for real with me right now I gotta practice this we go two up one to
to the right and then snipe shot, fucking huge.
And then it's over for all of you then at this point.
I wish I put myself in a position where I could still land a shot, but that's okay.
Maybe we'll just blow up the boss's corpse, can't hit it bro, blow up this corpse then.
Got to be a corpse you can blow up.
And then, anybody who's not in Tallgrass, get to Tallgrass, they're running away.
Pussy, pussy mode, guess what, you just gave me a fucking force field, bro.
And attack the boss, I suppose.
Nope, you decided not to.
Move them over here.
Light yourself on fire by accident.
Finish the fight with a kick.
Look at that.
Look at that!
Marissa's leveled up.
They got plus one health.
But his bruise increases all incoming physical damage.
Sucks off all units in a straight line one towards you.
There's a magical blast once per battle for 10 damage, which is kind of awesome, but your
intelligence stat is really low.
Punch a unit into the air lobbing at 3 tiles.
I mean, applying some vulnerability seems to make sense.
Hey, you now have a choice of which paths you can take.
Of course we're going to try the hard path.
The problem is that I think this squad, I actually built it badly, I built it badly
so I don't know if I have full confidence that we're gonna make it, but of course we're
gonna fucking try it bro.
Coins are in a horrible position.
Leaper, it's leap attack damages and knocks back adjacent units.
These are not my pinkies, these are enemy pinkies.
We won't have the mana, that's right, you have the mana to dig away, but I think it's
like you're my pinkie, you're my pinkie.
Okay, move to a coin, move again, I was hoping to move to a better spot.
This is as good as it's going to get.
move here, throw mom's knife, maybe the turkey will move to a good position, we don't really
give a fuck I guess, attack you for five, dig away into a position where we can grab
coins next time, that's the play, that's how we play, and don't even worry about the
pinkies they literally don't do anything now to be honest with you you need more
movement to literally do anything so we just end our turn
rat you've killed your own pinky I didn't even see you there my bad y'all
I mean yeah to you as well I guess this is a very simple turn lob shot can't hit
you can't hit you lob shot can't hit you move one and it can hit I can live
with that do me a favor then actually move move to lob and hit seed bomb on
the tall grass just in case we pass our time that was your pinky oh even better
bought us we bought us some time little player it could pack nothing special
yeah you better run six damage I don't know if we're gonna be able to get that
Turkey man. Okay move here, refresh the move action. You got 17 health that's
kind of crazy. Never mind. Basically what I'm saying is I own you. Sorry about this
one Marissa. I'm gonna hit you with mom's knife. Twice. And once in the back.
and then I'm gonna move you
you're 12 life
I mean the nail in the back you're oh you're stunned. That's huge
Make it all the way over there. All right, I'm gonna go fucking crazy
Put myself right here
Boys and
Shits
I'm gonna end my turn. I decided independently of all that to end my turn now you you got a fucking pay the
nice man. Jump to an open tile with in range and inflict bruise on all adjacent. You have
15 life, you're going to inflict bruise right here and then you're going to make everybody
turn away because they're not going to want to see this. You're vulnerable and you're
taking more damage which is not necessary at all. Now that I look at your health, you've
You got critted. That's insanely good for us. I'm going to say make a move. Perhaps to
hear. Seabomb on the thief just to make sure he's chilling. And then a scatter shot here.
I'm sorry. There's no way this misses. It's never, it's literally never going to land
single shot and then we spawn a familiar and the reason we spawn a familiar is so
that it draws aggro. Jump to an open tunnel and heal each adjacent unit. I mean
this is pretty bad man but hear me out here. I guess instead of wasting eight
mana we could just lick on the thing and get a force field that seems way better.
I'm not gonna jump on this turn just to heal. We can set up a better heal in the future.
My own fly. Just move up there. Move up there and do nothing.
You miss me in the tall grass? Now killing the bird is actually huge and I think it would be
amazing if we could do it on the thief. You grab the coin which refreshes your move.
a double knife hit including a crit they attack me a little bit and then run away
we move hit them for five they're gonna hit us again unfortunately but that's
okay and then we can we can kill them with our next unit huge I end my turn
do we want I mean you literally do nothing so far so I think it's actually
incredibly important that we get an all stats upgrade on you you have to pay the
price you're already in the price paying zone which is awesome for us and we just
got one pinky up there man this we should be picking up some money instead
but huge. Now all stats is only for the battle, no shot. I don't buy that, it's
deep leveled up. Teleport to a tile with coins on it, obviously amazing,
obviously incredible, inflict confusion on each adjacent unit, a melee attack that
can only hit from behind, the attack ignores shield and is 50% crit chance. I
I mean assassinate is like a core ability man. We already have the ability to dig once so I think greed step is too much
We want to assassinate eight man is gonna be a little tricky obviously, but
Then what's going on with the fucking hat you have all stats up well wet
And a leather mask anyone not got eyeglasses on anyone not a Marty Mauser mode
It's going to have to be the thief, I'm afraid.
They're looking positively, Hannibal Lecter-esque, man.
What stands up?
Well, wet.
Don't pinky mask?
You mean rat mask?
Oh, I see what you're saying.
I see what you're saying.
You got a set bonus?
What the fuck?
Did I?
Leather said bonus plus three shield on the thief man, the leather thief!
Grenade.
Alright.
That might be kind of awesome.
Throws a grenade that explodes and shreds five stacks of random buffs off whatever it hits.
We should really, here's the thing,
any, we should always use
our
one-time use abilities
because otherwise they're gonna go straight
to the junk anyway.
Yeah, our consumables, that's the word.
That's the word you use on that one.
Otherwise they're gonna go straight to the junk anyway.
you lose the set bonus oh we'll get it back don't even worry about it by the
way we we sneak by they can do it they got tangled next next fight there's gonna
be some webs get it back how using the one-time use item that I placed on the
one that gets the set bonus and then re-equipping the thing that gives us the
set bonus? Shit, they fucking start in the web. Break free of what you're tangled in.
Can't move to a coin? Or you can move to a coin, but it's this coin. The coin doesn't
mean anything to me, bro. Move here. Mom's knife me. Runs away when damaged. What do
you do again? So those units encounter attacks when hit.
I think I'm going to dig here. I'm really going to be leaving my
thief out the dry, but I feel like it could be, it could be
fucking legendary. It's not going to be legendary. I've
decided I'm going to grab this coin as well. And I'm going to
fuck off. Because I did not have enough mana to do a backstab. You're gonna put me here
in past turn. You have to fucking do something. You have to figure out what it is that is
going to work for you. You're gonna miss, so I'm not even worried about you. You're
too fucking slow. You need more speed. Marissa, you're fucking useless. You're going to Butch's
house. It's swagged on. Now here's, here's where things get mighty interesting. I think
you gotta pay because you're a kill. There's an action economy, bro. You wouldn't understand
Let's get some tall grass going on you and let's let's get you in the mix man
Tall grass already paying dividends you will you will slow me and I do not care because now I have units around me
Let me act bro
I don't like to I don't like to fuck around in the tall grass, but on the other hands
We'll give it a try huge
Well, that's that then
You miss me in the tall grass tall grass value I
Literally got a force field because you attacked me. I think you keep attacking me dying and giving me a free force field
Nine health nine health is not great. That's why we jump here and heal both adjacent units. That's cleric value, bro
24, 12, you will never be rushed, huge cleric value.
You know what?
I'm restoring all of my mana with a kilo of catnip.
And I am uh, I'm forcing you to attack an enemy so you will pick up a kill.
And then I'm doing the same shit to you even though this guy only has one HP.
Oh shit you, I didn't even think about the dude behind you, crazy turn.
That's my pinky bro.
Okay, we take the easy shot.
Nasty shot bumped you off the track, as Chiblee would say.
And then of course we put you in the tall grass.
And then, we move diagonal up left, we own you, but that's a tough shot.
I think we gotta do a scatter shot on all these weak enemies.
No shot we missed with this one, bro.
We actually landed a couple shots there.
That's fucking crazy.
And then we could have fucking greed stepped in, too, if we took that.
We're fucking getting somewhere, bro.
Leap to an open tile and bruise.
I mean I guess we might as well because we can pick up a kill.
It's a heavy mana cost but...
I'm in your walls.
You might say why not use mom's knife?
One day it's not going to get caught man.
One day it's not going to get caught and then it's all going to come crashing down.
That's right.
Not enough choosing one out of three for my taste.
There's a lot of one in four though.
Your basic attack inflicts charm.
Wait, this is fucking awesome.
Wait, this is fucking incredible.
Charm five, so if we just hit an enemy,
they become ours.
Your basic attack can target tiles next to adjacent allies,
is all, or adjacent two allies is also fucking incredible.
You can attack any unit that's touching an ally.
And the passive is plus one damage for each tile
you should be on range three.
Oh my god!
And but then well at a full HP you have a hundred percent critical hit chance. That's also awesome, bro
Like that's crazy too
Charm is really good though. I'm just thinking boy. I'm assuming I'm just thinking back to like xcom when you finally got the ability to
Like mind control enemy units
It's so nice to just have not only one more unit, but like that attacks but one more unit that could also soak up some damage
Maybe I
Think we got a try man
Plus charm it follows the rule of cool
Obviously we go pick we have 11 on that. I don't know if I should be reading the events
Amidst the debris she sees movement
Maybe we have a helper in the next fight man
food meat
We buy rare candy every single time.
Your spells cost 3 mana to cast, but each one can only be cast once per turn.
Actually incredible for us.
Gain a ha- oh I think I fucked up my dpil.
Or maybe it thinks my controller is active or something.
Why is it sticking on so much stuff on the screen?
Alt Tab Alt Tab.
We're back.
half-sized copy of yourself that has 50% of your stats and is AI controlled
this seems kind of ass to be honest
these things kind of ass I think a hamster style is really good man two
bonus moves we need to put ourselves in a position to attack
The three mana, three mana to cast is also fucking crazy.
Fire punch costing three is awesome, this costing three isn't even that bad.
Leap on turn one could go fucking crazy.
I'm taking math.
And I ignore all consumables because I'm not good about using them fast enough.
Guys, what was my set bonus?
Which one of these Bala bandages?
Set bonus?
The shoe!
The shoe is a set bonus.
Old shoe.
Of course.
something's not right with my mouse I mean maybe maybe chiple was right maybe I
have mouse acceleration I don't know I'm moving my mouse to see I move away
for my mouse to breathe in all right let's go check it out
battery dying I'm a wired Andy I'm afraid even though we also go to wire
Okay, let me see. The rat that he summons bombs, I recall this. First, we move to a coin, then, we move here, we fuck up this bird and it gives us an all stats upgrade. Holy shit.
Incredible start.
Throw a nail at you.
You're taking a staggering amount of damage.
I'm not even worried about direct damage because you just throw bombs.
You might throw it on top of my head, but like life goes on.
So let's get some poison out there.
And I end my turn instead of digging away.
Now you, jump to any open tile with an open jump style, plus 4 mana when you fucking eat
me, you're going to hell, bro.
Lead to an open tile, inflict bruise on all adjacent units, you're done.
You've now been afflicted with bruise, I've now punched you and lit you on fire and punched
you and then I pass my turn. I don't really know what to do with the cleric to be honest with you.
Bomb doesn't go off for a little a little bit. So I have to figure out what I'm going to do with
this. You might as well just get out of the line of fire. I'm not sweating it too much. End my turn.
And you, you're the interesting one, man.
Both bombs are going to go off.
I can't hit both.
I have an idea.
Come here.
The thief is scarier to me if this goes off, because it does 10 damage, yeah.
Turn this bomb off and then there's probably no way this works, but hear me out tall grass on the other guy
Maybe the bomb misses in the grass. I mean, I could have killed you too
It did not it did not miss in the grass, which is understandable
And then I mean your life is in a seriously bad place man
If we can get
Grass is flammable? That's actually a great point.
Grass may be flammable. Holy cow, 2020.
Complete the hard path into alley achievement unlocked.
Your basic attack gains one coin when it deals damage.
But this is a coin pick-up.
That's a coin pick-up.
When behind an adjacent to an enemy, your basic attack is a melee attack that hits twice.
Your back stabs are always critical when you're down here.
Obviously we don't want Santa's Sombra.
Back stab assassinate would be good if I could ever get enough mana to cast assassinate.
We know that's...
We already assassinate already.
Good.
It is good with Mom's Knife though.
But I mean, a basic attack, attacking twice on Backstab also seems awesome.
You know what, it's easier to enable it by a Mom's Knife.
I'm gonna take the Mom's Knife enabling.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, you can now adventure to the Junkyard.
Multiple paths.
I mean, we gotta, I think we've gotta...
We've done the caves. We go up then. We go to the junkyard.
Because we did the hard path.
Junkyard cat!
We need bouncing on it, man.
Choo choo choo choo choo choo!
Lots of coins.
Lots of coins.
Backstabs are always critical. You have one HP.
It's long range attack, spawns maggots, becomes a chummy when killed.
Whatever you say, man. Whatever you say.
Here's what I'm- you always go for the marked enemy first.
Move over here, grab a coin.
This will not backstab, unfortunately, but you only have one HP anyway.
That moves the marked, doesn't it? Nope.
You become a chummy, bro.
That's okay because we nail throw on you.
You take five damage from the meow.
I don't really want to dig to a coin on this turn.
I think we'd be better off tossing a little poison out there and then passing.
You can dig to a coin to get some some tempo next turn the chum dash
Hey, this is big for a guy like me
You have 10 HP
Three HP jump to bruise seems kind of crazy. What the hell have I done?
What on earth oh, I think I maybe I got a power up from this
I had no idea.
This will kill you.
Oh, it sapped all my fucking mana, bro.
Knocks back all adjacent units when this takes damage.
Or maybe I only start with 4 mana now that I think about it.
Could be the case.
And then honestly, move here, grab some mana.
You might say why?
I want to protect my thief, bro.
It's a damn chum shot.
And a chum dash.
Embarrassing.
Embarrassing, I let myself get caught in that.
Now you're interesting, because the first shot that we land, charms.
I really feel like you move up to, put some grass on top of yourself.
Can't do that, huh?
Okay, put some grass on your fella.
And you act.
You act really soon.
Charm you.
You do take a lot of damage before you get charmed for sure, but...
And then the claudic.
Ensure your death.
Gain a force field. That's simple.
get a little bit that's okay all right the thief this is where things get mighty
interesting you're flicking me so I'm thinking I think I could just move and
kill you man even though these aren't backstabs
Can I, can I have my mouse?
My controller's not plugged in.
My controller's not plugged in, you're, you're catching on to my shock's open run pros or
something man.
There we go, it's back.
Repoising you.
I don't think we have to dig to another tile man.
I think we can save mana on this one.
The Charmler.
Love that for me.
Open tile with in range.
You gotta be cautious about that one.
You gotta be careful.
One thing's for certain.
Overkill a little bit.
Definitely jump over here.
save our ranger's life a little bit eat a turkey it has seven it has so many uses
bro that's all right we'll just eat the turkey next turn check for cat hair in
the mouse sensor wouldn't that be ironic man you know what there is there is a
little something it's not cat hair
I don't know what that is, but I hope that's it.
You obviously have to pay the price.
Yeah.
Something like that.
And then, if I can move one tile away this way, which is actually two tiles away, I'm
realizing.
You get freaking smoked
Throw some grass on the fella
And then you should just come up here get a kill
We jump up here and heal your friends man
Your friend at least
Now you're we still got abilities on you
It's got me feeling pretty shrewd to be honest hold the Dwight
Because then we can do something like that and then then I'm like, you know you do
Dig behind and get your guaranteed critical backstab. Holy shit
But then we got to find out what to do with this guy
Maybe a coin in here or something?
Even in my lowest I'm a family guy. Yes, sir. I never had a choice. Sorry kid
Guys, we're kind of we're kind of rocking to be honest. We're kind of rocking
Terror has leveled up usually that's a bad thing, but we got more res
allies with less than 5 hp gain 50 dodge chance allies gain all stats up whenever you kill anything
your trinkets passive and active effects are doubled if a trinkets your
trinkets passive and active effects are doubled. I gotta take a look what is
which one's trinket man. Anyone know what trinket is? I'm assuming it would be oh
So it's this one.
I mean, that seems like pure garbage for us right now.
Maybe crazy.
I can see all stats up whenever you kill something, even though you're a cleric.
We're not going to go battle mage on you, but we'll see.
Could you spare a few pennies, please?
Bro, check this out.
As long as I got enough for rare candy, I don't even care.
Take 15 cents.
Terror got liquid nitrogen.
Your ice element damage is increased by two, kind of, and it looks like it has a set bonus
behind it, wouldn't you say?
Perhaps?
Maybe not.
You got a fucking triangle on you for some reason.
Interesting.
Very interesting.
We do have some ice spells in the uvra.
It's your problem.
a dash attack with knockback you're so backstabable though bro and you're marked
like am I am I fucking crazy to think we just dig and backstab you immediately
oh you're right that might be fucking poison bro one damage when entering or
starting your turn on this tile. That seems like a huge play. And then honestly
I like your position even though we can easily get a coin.
A background is the rarity.
Make a move.
Make a move save some mana.
Make a move.
Fast return.
What the hell?
They brain jacked my thief, bro
This is an easy one
Charmed this Popeye. It would be so awesome if you like went faster, but whatever
Little seed bomb. I can't believe I went a whole round without using seed bomb man. I got a whole fucking
Campaign without using seed bomb. What the hell is wrong with me?
a lot of damage. Don't tell Yeti to shut up, okay? Yeti's been going through a lot lately.
I don't know, would explain some of the stuff that they're saying in chat at least.
Beat it?
I do see what that, it's to the hurricane cadence.
Leaple's Leaple Driz Obligada Goop.
I see what that, it's like what if an alien did hurricane track one off of Desire, Bob Dylan's 1975 album?
I get it.
get it. And here's the thing, you have to really know the cadence of the song to really
make the syllables hit, but it actually is, the meter is correct. I can't deny that.
Also can't deny that this guy's obviously got to pay the iron price. Just haven't mentioned
that lately. Four damage. Might be an escape play. Like grab one of these. Honestly, I
think maybe, oh I don't have enough mana to dig anyway. Because I already used it once.
Just hide, bro. We'll find something for you if you don't even worry about it. You're
Mark so you're fucked probably just kill you move on to a coin look away you're
not gonna want to see this and then get back stabbed with a flaming punch holy
shit and then you're gonna burn to death this is fucking awesome this is
fucking incredible man. Don't walk through the creep. You got to go. I can't quite get there.
Can't quite get there. I think he died immediately, huh?
Nobody gives a fuck. It's all just a spectacle to you.
You know what, actually, we have a play.
Healing Fall.
Heals our thief a little bit.
Come over here.
We get a kill. All stats up on everyone.
Boom.
That's right.
You've always been asking, Miss Lethal, is there a Mr. Lethal?
You just met a motherfucker.
Now...
I was gonna say we gotta get the coins,
but the coins being in the creep,
I'm not that interested to be honest with you.
Um, you're gonna burn the death.
I'm I'm seeing reports. There's another unit left that I've not seen and there they are right there
For me to hit you I have to move
Up to right to
The lad can't be stopped man, and then just a little grass on you I suppose
can't land it. I don't know, they grass on you so that you just burn even more and then
I fucking kill you anyway. Alright and then this guy, still charmed, which is fucking
insane. You're gonna take so much damage going into the creep, I just, I'm just not interested
man. Oh! Two coins, man. Oh, I accidentally lit myself on fire. Um, let's move you backwards.
Fire punch you. And then you're dead, I think. If you don't get the coins, I think, but...
be honest guys we're pretty fucking good
you need move
you have speed you have no speed
max mana starting mana
i mean strength is
strength is important for a unit that attacks with their hands and we got a damn tire
plus two units that contact you and move back to
i don't even know if i would call this a criticism to be honest i'm having a
great time with Mugenics. If I have one criticism is that they keep giving me
items that I feel compelled to use but then do not use. And I find myself
being like, I feel bad. Like I feel like I'm making a mistake. But I'll tell you
binoculars on a ranged unit that does extra damage for each tile that it
shoots beyond range three. That's fucking huge.
Bob Dylan touring near me somewhat soon. Do I go to see how bad it is? No, you go
because he's a legend, but I wouldn't necessarily expect it to be an awesome
concert. Let's put it that way. Take it from someone who saw him in 2010,
which was 16 years ago. I wouldn't expect the actual moment-to-moment music in
the concert to be incredible, but I mean it's a once-in-a-lifetime sort of
thing for sure does a series of random things but not in a random order has a
high miss chance this up with the broken glass man one damage when stepping on
this tile when attack gets destroyed and causes bleed to anything standing on
it very interesting check this out man Rose farming you're gonna walk through
the creep a little, but that's okay because then you've got this beautiful thing right
here. Kill the bird, get an all stats up, get a bonus. Land a shot for a bunch of damage.
Poison Nail. You can dig through a coin. I actually think it's the play, man. No, we
can't. We ran out of mana because I'd used my poison every time. Ah! Dump. It's poison
me for two I think it's a simple play I think it's a move for mana I think it's
a leap and I think we may lay you and end our turn
boogie miss me in the tall grass bro now you gotta kiss me in the tall grass
He promised I think I'm now at the point where lob does more damage than snipe
So all we want to do is put ourselves in
The maximum range where we can hit this guy
Like watch this shit, bro
Holy shit 12 damage
That's pretty fucking good
They are becoming a goaded ranger.
Two fleas, two fleas that they attack you because you're fucking charmed!
Ha ha ha ha!
You fucking moron who's actually, now that I think about it, he's on my side,
so maybe he made the best action that he could have given the circumstances.
He's still charmed.
He's healed himself.
What, what the hell? You're stunned and you've got a thousand debuffs on you.
don't know what the hell happened to be honest. We move here. Sorry about the creep there.
My dream is we can move behind you. Can't be done. Okay, in that case, we mom's knife
immediately. That's pretty good. We hit you for fucking 14 damage, bud. Then honestly,
I'm the type of beast that I just want you to stay safe. If you could dig over here to
this coin and then move close to the cleric so the cleric could hook you up
that would be awesome and then I could still hit you with a fucking poison
man this is the best day of my fucking life also he's charm so all he's gonna
do is why are you oh maybe maybe purge this charm I don't know I mean either
way. It's not a good time to be you, man.
Sammy levels up. Oh my god, he got...
Of course we're going ranged attack and ranged ability damage, bro.
And then of course we're going to the shop and we're buying a fucking rare candy.
Focus band your crits not units back ten tiles with chain chain not back
Rare candy carrier levels up you're my cleric
You need to have more mana at the start. That's a given
Monaco physical attacks can't miss
Focus band your crits not units back ten. Okay, the thing is we could put this on our thief
Fuck it might just be awesome just to see it to be honest with you. I just want to see it happen
What are you using right now, there's glasses, bro
It's gonna fuck up our set bonus
But I gotta see what happens man
I gotta see what happens when because we have guaranteed crits from our backstabs
so it would knock them back 10 tiles with a chained backstab.
And then...
I can't even remember if that's how it was set up.
And then the Monocle, your physical attacks can't miss.
What the hell else do we even buy? Scrap Metal Armor?
I feel like Scrap Metal Armor might have a set bonus with like Antenna or something.
They'll get knocked back into you because of mom's knife.
You know what?
Interesting to think about.
Fuck it, Weeball.
I think you're right, by the way.
Lumpy.
It's ranged attack, creates creep.
Creates weirdo, like that type of shit.
Grab a coin.
Gentile's chain knockback does seem fucking crazy hear me out of here. I
Mean like this is nuts I
Do want them to not kill me. I'm worried if I go over there. They're gonna kill me
I'm just looking at turn order here. It's like we could definitely
Definitely, we could dig, grab, grab, grab, grab, grab, grab, grab, grab, grab, and maybe
like grab this one last, and who's marked?
One of you is just fucking marked.
Jail the Bios!
I actually think we don't want chain knockback as crazy as that sounds.
I think we dig here, grab the coins, refresh your move action, mom's knife, oh my god
that's a fucking crit so it knocked them 10 tiles away.
Which would normally be swag, obviously, and then you move, move, move, move, hit him pretty
good. Can't deny that. What do you give for armor? Six armor? Six armor? I'll happily
stand right there. Now you actually have, you got some serious jump ability.
Do you move me? Jump will mean we can only do one attack. It's so nice to get right there.
still we have to take it. And then the big tie, aren't you going to get like knocked
back or something? I don't know, but we tried. I can't believe you're not dead. You get to
do a chum shot. You are running away. Seems smart. You spawn creep on top of me. I actually
done quite a lot of damage. My pinky is immediately passed away. Now you're an interesting lad.
I have to think about how I want to handle this, because we charmed the first unit that
we shoot.
We should shoot you.
But I don't want to accidentally kill you.
So if possible, oh, we can't do that.
Just land the shot.
I can't move as far as I wanted to move, man.
You have four health, you have three?
I don't want to talk about it.
I think we fucked up somehow.
The closest I can get
still puts me like several tiles away from this.
I can like hit one of you but it won't charm you, it'll just kill you.
It is what it is, bro.
it is what it is
make your move
how about your friend
someone's got to pay the iron price is going to have to be you
waste your charm unfortunately but
noxie unit out
i guess we have to settle for just killing a unit which is actually now that i think
about it still seems pretty fucking good
Give me a favor, move over here.
And it maybe seems insane.
Land here, grab some scrap.
Take a little bit of damage, but heal your friend.
And then heal your friend once more.
That's the dope cleric right there.
EAT DAMAGE!
They don't give a fuck whether I live or die.
Okay, I mean this is irrelevant you're you're starting to fucking piss me off, bro
This is a goaded mom's knife situation if we can figure out the the proper order
You've got to pay the price you get to go next you could do some damage though, okay
Ideally move here
Okay, and some armor. Didn't even see that. Wait, I'm a fucking genius. The chain knockback
knocked me back into a position where now I can do some damage to you. We take those
and we fucking spam you with the poison bagger. Exactly. Calculated. You got 12 life. Guess
but heal 15 off a turkey.
You do get to go pretty soon,
which I'm not thrilled about,
but that's okay, because I'll leap on you.
And then,
get you with a burning attack.
You're in water, so you're not gonna burn.
Good point.
Turns out a crit would have just done it.
Okay, that's fine.
And then move.
Don't really wanna move in the creep, if possible.
But you know what, we get scrap out of it, so we tank it nonetheless.
Kind of.
And you guys gotta go.
This is a perfect scatter shot, man.
It would be more perfect if it didn't hit you as well.
Actually, you know what, this is kind of a perfect scatter shot.
But I don't know if I wanted to have five of these guys with 10 HP all out at the same time.
Might not be the move.
You know, I got an idea. Seed bomb one tile behind you, move backwards, and then even if Scattershot still has a chance to hit you,
you'd be in the tall gas. I literally don't care if it hits my fella.
Okay, I honestly thought I would do one damage. You'd hit him for nine.
9 was a little more than I thought it would be, it's alright, evening fall, that's why
you got clerics on the squad, end the turn, okay we got this, we got this, no one can
stop us and then next time we get mana for the scatter shot it's gonna go fucking insane
anyway, you attack me and give me a force field, thanks for giving me a force field
bro, okay you gotta get the fuck out of there, you're a pivotal part of our plan here,
And it's going to take a couple of turns to move you.
Similarly, we just put you at a choke point.
Eat a little turkey too.
Why not?
Turkey's kind of a goatee consumable man.
And you guys, I don't think we want to scattershot you yet.
We want to wait till the action economy's a little bit more in our favor, but that's
That's going to be a perfect place for it.
For now, I wouldn't mind just having one of you move up to a, put some grass on it, as
Rich Boy said.
Take one of you out.
Now a scatter shot is a little bit more practical, because it could pick up a kill, but I don't
want, the problem is these guys all have one HP, well except for the trash bags I
I guess. But when they spawn after they die, they have 10 HP.
So the scattershot would be better later.
So I pass my turn. Unless this guy moves out of the way, which
creates not so much. You're literally dead, bro.
And my master playing continues to work.
10 HP. I pass my turn.
Not even sweating this fella.
Should have missed in the tall grass or whatever.
Okay, now things get a little interesting.
First off, you have so little HP that I don't want to fuck around with the mom's knife and
get myself killed by accident.
On the other hand, it could be fucking funny.
Start me out right here.
Take the shot.
You're fucking dead, bro
In that case, I guess you'll just end your turn
You you're an interesting spot. I think it's gonna look like this. We're gonna jump in on you
Make you face the wall
Fire punch you and you a fucking died and then
Regular punch this guy and see if he has coins and he's fucking chock full of coins and then you
We start with a
No, we start with the fucking
We start with a fucking
We start with a lob
No, we start with a fucking scatter, bro
And it missed we go straight to another scatter because I think our lob actually does more damage. Oh
My god the fucking coins low
I don't even fucking care.
There's another enemy left?
This guy!
That's awesome because it means we might be able to get some fucking coins.
Now I'm sorry, guys, I'm sorry, I know the coins are probably what we should get, but
I want to finish the fight one round early.
points it's definitely got to be speed the thief has to be able to move even
more and then of course we go to the fucking treasure bro treasure versus
box it's treasure by a mile dunce cap our backpack is full your spells cost less
mana but you're also dumber I would that work with this your spells cost three
It's gonna be three regardless.
You having cheaper spells would actually be awesome, man.
Don't say that's Kanye in the 2020s. That's not okay.
Well, I mean what he's doing was not okay, so...
I think we have to...
Putting this here, maybe you just fucking don't care. Maybe we don't care.
We lick or leave? This is a leave in my house. Sorry to say. We got too many damn items.
Same thing. What's your deal? Shoots three projectiles in a spread, reflects projectiles and
knockback units who compacted it. Reflex projectiles. That's really nasty, but I guess if we hit you in the back, it's probably okay.
Look at our movement, bro. This is madness. I gotta try something. I'm sorry. I should have moved here, actually, but...
Who even knows what happened with the crits on that one?
Madness, you say?
No, no, no, don't do it!
Don't save us, Sparta.
Belia Bass.
You know what, you can just stay, actually, you should stay in the tall grass in the back
because you can get anywhere on the board in a single fucking turn.
And you don't look when you pour because you're an absolute legend.
You get some scrap, I want to see. I could, I could land in the creep.
I'm pretty sure I could ruin your life, to be honest.
Land in the creep do take a little damage,
but definitely kill you in a single swipe.
You've literally made me create scrap that's more damage than I've lost.
We would like to charm this unit.
To do that, we need to move here.
Now you belong to me.
But guess what?
For some reason I have feather feet.
I took a staggering amount of damage, but I also have a speed upgrade.
You know what that fucking means?
Wait, wait, I charmed myself?
Oh no!
Wait, this could be fucking horrible, bro.
Unless I'm charmed in a good way, like the TV show.
Beautiful shot.
Damn, that's nasty.
So nasty I don't even want to say bump me off the track.
It's really hard to not just do this.
Even though there's a little risk involved.
There's the risk.
It did get two kills, though.
If I may defend myself, it did get two kills.
And spawn a coin.
You you gotta take this fella out
Six mana six mana to me is a move
Face the other direction
Get punched in the back. Oh
Which knocked me the fuck back, bro
Whatever you are on fire at least
You need the fucking where you going?
You fucking died or you got concussed.
He's okay.
He's coming back.
He did int.
This is about to be the most heartbreaking scene in the eugenics history.
Alright he can absorb one more hit now.
My turn?
I forgot this guy even existed to be honest.
okay we gotta do some fucking damage
whatever
destroyed
uh...
and my turn
you
have run away from the fight and we're back to life
hahahahahaha
oh
Look at the hell, it's reload.
Force a unit to move towards you.
It can't be used until you've killed something, I see.
An attack that hits half a circle around you.
Counter-attack all attacks until your next turn.
Kind of crazy on tanks, but throws a nail that ignores shield.
I honestly think, I don't know, an attack that
hits a half circle around you.
It's nice to hit multiple units, man, but often times units don't stand close together.
The junkyard.
This is a destroy angle.
With 10 strength, no shot, this doesn't work.
Marisa got cat food.
Leap and swipe.
I raise you, I see your leap and swipe and I raise you a flint and motherfucking steel, bro.
I do want you to have binoculars. I also want you to have a heel unfortunately
Any chance I could just use that right away. The binoculars are too good, man
Shit, I got it. I'm sorry. I got to do it. I got a fucking do it
Just cleric heel my cleric acts too late too late for chubs and nubs
140 shoots a poison shot when damage does a melee spin attack
I think I got to try this
Big a tunnel you know you're gonna crit them several piles away you might as well just start with your melee attack
What the fuck
I'm going to stand you right here and then we try a mom's knife today, you spit out
a little creep.
Okay.
Then you act.
You're getting further away and then oh you're blind, okay that's fine.
You act now.
This is where things get interesting man.
mana. Five mana to me is a move and then some damage over time for sure. So a fire punch
with some burn. Oh my god I forgot they retaliate. Well I'm not gonna, maybe I can melee attack
the scrap and gain two shield. Huge play! Big miss on that one. Oh they have turkey too,
you're so real for that. Healing fall. Little clerical lip. Get back in there, lad. He's
taking a lot of damage, man. Okay, this is what it was all about. You need the cat food.
If I move here can I hit you? No, because I took the binoculars off. That's fine. I accept this
Tall grass move into the tall grass gain the mana love shot
Charmed I'm sure you now belong to me
Scatter shots too rich for my blood we passed her
Alright now we're back. What do you do?
Bob's a poison creep shot. I think you know the play man. You come over here, how's your
HP 9? Don't kill me when I do this to you. Huge. And then...
They don't serve poison creep shots, but they don't know where they're shooting. So I feel
like I'm reasonably okay to be doing this. Those back stabs when fucking you're
naughty. Oh it always flies forward even better bro. Holy shit. You're right I
should be saving some mana for assassinate for once in my life. What are
you doing? You're fucking blind you're fucking killing me bro at 1 HP.
get me the hell out of here
still got three poison on you
I don't think we'll be leaping on this one, I think this will be a
classic little pass turn situation
and then you of course, you do a healing fall
And it gets rid of some of your poison as well, of course.
Grab a little shield, why not?
Oh, stop!
Stop.
You're supposed to be on my team.
Tall grass here.
I really, I feel like I've learned how to play a ranger this time.
Or is it just that we got the goat ranger on our side, I'm not sure.
Can't quite hit you, my bad, y'all.
Just in that case, I'll end my turn.
Now I'm flubbed.
Couple more turns to take this fella out.
You're in such a scary position, man.
I think I take a one-piece move, which was the worst decision of my fucking life, because
now I can't hit anything.
It should have been a two-piece move, my bad.
And then you're gonna fucking kill me, or try to at least.
Even though you're on my side!
Send me here.
Leap me here.
should have gone for the backstab without a doubt. I'd rather do seven extra
damage. So give me a fire punch, give me a side slash, give me a basic attack.
You're in a real bad spot man. You are also gonna make me burn but that's okay.
Pinky's gonna do something too, they're just, they're just waiting, just studying it.
All right, to be honest, you can't really do anything.
Thank you for being on my team for once, when you were supposed to be on my team the whole time.
You need to take 19 damage. This is a great start.
And then if I could just move oh wait first the tall grass the tall grass is so peak man
Huge oh no
Still charmed, okay
Now we got to fuck you
I'm moving my ass over here. Don't kill him. Assassinate. Oh shit. And then, male throw,
poison male. That's a huge round for the likes of us. And then a mom's knife as well. I'm
I'm on freaking fire, bro.
Eat a turkey.
Turkey should heal us more because we're in the fire.
Cooked meat always gives you more HP and Minecraft.
Jinxed.
Oh, fuck.
That's all right, he's going to live.
All we got to do is kill you.
probably gonna live. I really don't want to hit you for floor damage, especially
because you retaliate, right?
Shoot a poison shot. Oh, you shoot it straight ahead at least. Of course, you
need to attack one of its enemies. I mean, this kind of sucks, but you were also
whatever what what the fuck ever man um you have to fucking die start here nine
damage this requires a move to here
forgot to do the tall grass just put this fella in tall grass cuz he ain't
going anywhere anytime soon
Tallgrass saved me.
You're supposed to be blind by the way.
Nine mana, everything costs three.
It writes himself.
Face the other way.
You're punched in on fire.
This is what it's all about.
You've been side slashed.
I slashed my own teammate and almost killed him.
Who's the best I often pop there?
That's right it's Stevie Wonder, let's go!
And then check this out.
Land the shot.
Oh my god it healed him.
It fucking healed him.
Why would it heal him?
Maybe it heals enemies as well.
I thought I was going to get a kill and we were going to get an all stats up off of it
bro.
I mean we came this is the final fight anyway, but still it says units fuck
Oh mother fucker whatever we got sacred heart. I'm not sweating it
Marked on a unit
The next time an enemy ends movement in your basic attack range attack it
I mean obviously that would be awesome to pass we're basically thinking about what we're passing on to the next generation
Give an adjacent unit plus two charge
for zero that's kind of awesome
and this I know this sounds insane
ah sentries really good to pass on I could see that
oh one plus one damage admit two sparkles when you use your basic
interesting very interesting and then we go back to the house man
Sammy's beaters have made it
I think we've all lost the graveyard, y'all.
That's my guess, at least.
Skeleton gave me the dang finger, man.
The Boneyard, the junkyard to the Boneyard.
It makes perfect sense, man.
Okay.
I'm not going to waste my life on this.
Here's what I'm going to do because we can't keep that much in storage.
Using temporary or worn, including the seed bomb, gets roasted.
Mom's knife we might have to keep though.
I gotta think about that.
There's only two uses left on the turkey.
You're worn, you're worn, you're worn.
Keep you.
Okay, I'm chilling out this.
Then, from this side, permanent things get brought back.
We need sacred heart.
mask, scrap metal armor, focus band, monocle, those are automatic.
Thun's cap.
I mean, used glasses, I'm not that interested in, to be honest.
You're right binoculars. Where the hell are my binoculars?
Right there. You absolutely need binoculars.
We take equipment.
For sure. We'll be emptied at the end of the day.
I don't know. Maybe there's something in the liquid nitrogen. Let's roll it for now.
I'm not gonna worry about it all that much.
We clean the poop.
The cats come back in. And they come back in as champions.
Champions occupy the top floor.
Hachimi, welcome to the Champions Club. I've always wanted to say that.
Now let me think about this.
Nah, nah, you're crazy for that one. What else we got here? Food storage box, more max food.
Face covering.
Disco biscuit. We don't need any more food yet. A hundred coins gives us the food storage box.
They're gonna fight up there? Oh, you know why? Maybe you're right. Maybe because the...
it would be fucking so constricted up there. They'll start fighting each other.
Different floors are for selective breeding. Oh my god! Wait, who are my goats then?
Cartlet is pretty good. Oh, snobber. Bro, hear me out. Hear me out? What have we put
fucking snobber and Carlin up there that they got a little bit of privacy oh
my god maybe you can put like decorations up to make them more likely to
fuck that's what the DNA thing means bro and then you got fucking 11 and you
have fucking nine oh my god you could make the greatest thief of all time it
It is fucking Ben Adjesserit mode.
And the day.
Ronnie wants to get together with Marissa,
but Marissa's not into it.
Lego starts a fight with Hachimi.
I didn't even see what happened to her in my bio.
Ronnie suffered a torn tendon.
Hey dude, I was looking in your windows
and you see you got lots of cool junk in there.
Only on Baby Jack, at least this is what the people call me.
My owner says it's because of how talented I am.
Okay, what I just give to you,
That's what people call furniture.
Furniture around these parts is filled with Jesus juice.
See that tab up there?
You can fill your house with all kinds of junk.
If you need me, I'll be with Nona in my little shack.
See ya.
Plus one comfort affects how often cats will breed or fight.
Soda cans in the fucking bedroom, bro.
What the fuck, it made it worse?
if they shoot out of here bro
or maybe it's it's worse because of the poop it's probably yeah yeah
you're right
soda cans go right there
cut the poop how are we doing up here
yes
the boneyard huh
lots of holes in the boneyard
And by problems, I mean stiffs, I mean, what do you want from me, butch?
Wake up, stay on your toes.
Don't go getting boned in the bone yard.
All right, how about you, baby, Jack?
What's going on over here?
Are you fucking sell shit, bro?
You sell other furniture.
I want to see it.
I want to see the fucking furniture, bro.
I've got 96, your cell phone's on the number 92.
I got to know.
Plus one mutation.
Plus one comp, plus one mutation.
Do we even care about their health, man?
I feel like having an extra mutation seems incredible.
You need it, I fucking need it.
I need it and I need to know.
And then fucking get the fuck out of here.
Give me the taxidermy gopher.
Right there.
You are going to make the greatest thief of all time.
Talk to Tink.
You literally think you're talking to me the same way the Lost Boys were talking to Peter
Pan.
That would have been a better place to go on this joke.
See this?
That means comfort.
Comfort is vital for your kiddies.
Low comfort prevents breathing, but can also cause aggression.
Okay, understandable.
Understandable have a good day. I need some more money to buy more furniture. Unfortunately
Here's the thing Hachimi terror terror you're all banged up
You're getting out of here, and you're going to baby jack on this one to give me some more furniture
Sorry to say
I'm loving the animal crossing bowcoder on this stuff
Okay
All right everyone's good now there are some other cats so we probably don't give a fuck
about like Louisa no sweat you're out of here Frank wants retired cats there you go
I'm just I mean this is less let's mouths to feed that was my favorite cat oh we
That's where we got Blu-Tac. I forgot about Blu-Tac outside, man.
We need to keep kittens for now, because they're going to go on, or they're not even a kitten now that they think about us and damn straight.
I mean, your comfort's a little higher, because you got this beautiful cat tree here.
Let me see some stats. Ronny? Ronny, you're no good.
I'm good.
Ronnie, you're fucked, buddy.
You're in the world of the earth.
Stocks of blank collars.
You know what, Trace, you want older cats?
My pleasure.
Blue tack.
Let's see what we got here.
Marissa, your stats are all right.
Sammy, Sammy, Sammy.
That fucking range stat is so crazy.
Pachimi, I literally thought I kicked you out of my house.
Haley, I'm sorry your stats are like completely meaningless to me.
Welcome to the Tracy Mart.
Alright everybody else, I think we're straight to the end of the day.
Night was calm, nothing of significance occurred.
You have no mail to breed, bro. Snobber and Carla literally are in the
penthouse suite. Mr. Bibbles, how you doing?
Nothing wrong with Mr. Bibbles.
What are the curses on the red cat? You talking about Marissa?
Wait, Sammy's all fucked up too.
Glutath and Mr. Bibbles are that fucking low, bro?
Do some furniture to the top?
They should be fucking canned.
I'm choosing to end the day.
Marissa wanted to get with Sammy, but Sammy wasn't into it.
I respect the right Sammy but like at the same time
like we need some kidneys man otherwise we're just going to be rolling a stray squad here
nothing I'm sitting up against the curb they're trolling bro
okay well we have another let's let's sash mark with this for now
we have another one ready like another squad ready for tomorrow but the thing is
we certainly do not have time to roll it.
We'll drop them all in here and then like this is a save and quit the menu type situation.
Yeah for tomorrow!
You can save mid run. Have you ever used this ability? Have you ever started a strategy rogue like in the middle of a run?
one. You get dropped in four characters, five loot slots each, not to mention all
the abilities that they have and have learned over the course of it and all
the injuries and stuff like that. No shot bro, not gonna happen. Edmund if you're
here, great work. Eugenics the goat, I'm having a fantastic time. Give me a second
here to just send a message.
I'll be honest with you we're playing we're playing the Mises at two
Let me make sure I got the message in here
Are we still doing eugenics at two?
smiley face um
If we're doing eugenics at two
No, I should be fine. I was gonna say we might have to do earlier chicken potato
Not me Genic. Sorry
Nemesis different different end game
Nemesis
And then I
I should go to Steam and buy the game called Mimesis, which is $12.99 and then add it to
view my court. Continue to payments. Okay.
Read the end user license agreement. Yeah, and to be honest, I'm going to go get, is that today?
It is today, Jess. I was going to say apparently, but like there's no, it's not like we got the rug pulled on us.
on us. It just kind of snuck up on us. I'm going to go reheat my lunch bro and eat it
straight into the microphone. I'll be right back.
you
you
you
you
This is awesome, man. All we need now is a YouTube video.
Lunch on the Twitch stream with no cam.
You're in a YouTube video, so real.
Bro, you're the YouTube video, damn, you're so right.
Chibli RP?
I don't think, are you eating lunch
when you're streaming Chibli?
I don't think I've ever heard you eat on stream.
Don't lie to me, Chibli.
You seem like you might find it disrespectful
to eat on stream, or at least you personally would not
want to do it.
Virtually, that's Aram.
Aram is the one that's not allowed, right?
That's right. Hear me out. Justin, you're here. Wait, I had, I had an awesome idea.
Chat, what was my amazing business idea? This is a Chibley and Justin moment,
guys. I have the greatest idea for a business of all time. We open a fucking
bank and we build like the place where the tellers are, like it looks like a
normal bank is what I'm trying to say. You need that context and then they have
ATMs, right? Here's the fucking, here's the rug pull. The ATMs have a deposit, but they
don't have a withdrawal.
You said this yesterday? Oh shit, my bad. I thought I came up with that one at
dinner yesterday.
Can you hear me chewing?
Because this might be the grossest food to eat in the mic.
A little bit, barely, no, W Noise Gate, guys.
W Noise Gate.
Look at them, Justin.
They're so desperate for information on chicken potato.
The name tells you everything you need to know, bro.
Oh shit, today is like fucking day 30 of chicken potato too.
That's awesome, man.
Making miso glazed salmon tomorrow.
The classic, are you an air fryer and joyer
or are you one of those, it's just a confection oven
by another name type of guy.
I might make chicken potato.
You'd even inspired literally like four people to go on chicken potato.
It actually works.
Well, I mean, you got to handle your other meals too, but it works for lunch.
Lock in for four years, make the next winter Olympics.
Chimley, they keep saying that every time I'm watching the winter Olympics, they're
like, look at this person who's all this fucking dirt.
They're 31.
Their body is not going to, this is their last fucking chance.
not going to hold together until the next Olympics. I'm like, do they know? Bro, you
literally get stronger and healthier every single year until maybe you die, but like,
maybe not. You can get better and better every single year, man.
Why don't they need a sport that's like a marathon, but instead of 26.2 miles you just run until you have to stop
Yeah, like the long oh shit I did that one already I forgot I
I invented the long walk from base principles.
It should be 26.7 miles.
Lindsay Vaughn is 41.
Well, listen, she's the goat, but at the same time,
you wouldn't catch me skiing on a torn ACL.
Or skiing at all? Well, sometimes. Now and then.
I was laughing watching the Olympics when they said apparently it's actually good that she
tore her ACL completely because if you tear it partially, I guess it really hurts, but
if you tear it completely, then it's not so bad, which seems insane, but they were like,
it's actually awesome that her ACL is completely severed.
I'm gonna be honest this chicken potato's got too much potato bro. I don't think we're going catabolic today
El Ratio.
Best ketosis strategy. You don't want to talk to me about that. I might be the number one carb lover on planet Earth.
The second people, because I get it a lot in the Peloton Discord, they go, if chicken
potato is so good, why not like chicken broccoli or something like that, chicken cauliflower.
And I'm like, you need a staple car, bro.
You need a rice or a quinoa or a potato or just something, some kind of wheat, maybe
a little bread? Chicken pasta, sure, man. Potato gets incredibly
disrespected too. People say it's not a vegetable. Potato plus butter has all 20
amino acids bro. It literally kept Europe alive for like thousands and
thousands of years. Now it lived long enough that it became the villain where
people are now like it's actually a starch. It's not even a vegetable. You
You got no respect for human history, bro.
I've seen your Smash Browns, Justin.
I don't know if that's what you call them,
but I think that's what you call them.
They do look fucking delicious.
I'm going to be honest with you, there's no fucking art
in the chicken potato.
It's basically like, I'm my own Cisco truck.
I just go out and buy the food and then heat it up
until it changes color.
I was talking about this, the Peloton disk.
I'm ready to get minus two.
Cooking is awesome.
I agree that cooking is awesome.
But we've actually, is it possible
that we, as an internet demographic,
have gotten two cooking pills?
And we've forgotten that you can just cook food really quick,
Put a bottled sauce on it, and it'll still taste really good.
Like, in your own kitchen, that's fine.
But people are plate watching, bro.
People forgot you could just throw some chicken breasts
in the oven, and then put barbecue sauce on it,
and be like, that's totally, it tastes good, man.
If we said it, you'd be mad?
No, absolutely not.
That's my favorite dipping sauce.
Great, I dropped part of my potato.
This is just a modified chicken nugget and french fries meal.
Yeah, okay, guy who thinks chicken breast is a modified chicken nugget, not being the
allegations Ray Kroc.
Blood work, full blood work in the discord please if you're going to talk shit.
I want to see a full fucking blood work, a full profile, CBC, I want to see your white
blood cell count, I want to see how much fucking erythromycin you got in there, I want to see
the whole motherfucking panel bro.
me your LDL. There you go, I'm already done. And that's chicken potato bro, I've just demonstrated
chicken potato for you. I'll come here out of breath. I can't tell you that it's too spicy
because you're going to make fun of me for my race, which is somehow okay when you do
it. And I'm not allowed to say that that's fucked up because it makes me look like I'm
on the wrong side of the political aisle, which I'm not, by the way.
But the sauce is a little bit spicy, essentially.
The sauce is a little bit spicy.
Librarian, let's get Malatang this weekend.
Let's get some fucking, or as the kids are calling it these days, Mala.
Let's get some fucking Mala this weekend, bro.
You hate me?
No, bro, pull up to the big way.
We have a gift certificate.
Don't need a big way.
reported for health? Health or safety? I don't care if the safety is all fucked up, I look after my own.
Don't worry about it, cuz. If the health is fucked up, I can't take chances with that because my
micro flora is all fucked up in my stomach, man.
That being said, if it got reported to the health department, it doesn't even really matter
because it gives you two HP when you drink the broth. One second here. Big way health
department. It's in the news apparently. That's the low heat one. We'll just go to a
different one. It'll probably be different. Sorry guys, I gotta go pee and then when we
come back, I think we're getting ready to play with Amisa. See you in a second.
you
you
you
All right, I'm back
Should we check this out?
I can wouldn't that be something I'm just kidding this is sparkling water
Walk yes
This oh yeah, it's a white claw
and
Fuck that shit paps blue ribbon
We got a we need to have Daniel plain view and a dude from
Not Frank Booth, but the Kyle McLaughlin guy from blue velvet in the stream at all times
Why do why do men like Daniel playing view exist?
If I stretched my penis across the room, and I placed it inside of your Isabella Rossellini,
I fuck your Isabella Rossellini.
I fuck it up.
What?
You haven't seen the movie?
You should fucking see Conkley, bro.
in that too. I put my poison in her. Yeah, I can see that. Craziest line in
There Will Be Blood is when Daniel Plainview says let's get liquored up and go
to the peach tree dance. That is not that should not have been coming out of his
mouth man. He was pretending to be a different guy.
I'm going to rewatch. Yes, sir. You're not criticizing Daniel Day-Lewis, are you? No,
bro. I'm saying that for a brief moment, Daniel Plainview fucking made it to the Pacific Ocean
and said, I've accomplished everything that I wanted. Now I can become a normal boy. So
So he pretended to be a normal boy, then he went to the dance and he went, I'm not normal.
Give me some more fucking oil.
He needed more milkshakes to drink, bro.
I haven't gotten the confirmation on whether we're playing Minesis or not.
I think I got to go into my wife's chat.
I got to force the at everyone in my wife's chat.
It does say, you know what?
It does say Minesis at two.
At everyone.
Pull up.
Does that everyone work in Twitch chat?
No, let's go!
My husband.
Oh, I mean, uh...
Um...
So...
Uh...
A guy.
I'm popping into the voice chat.
A random guy! A random guy!
Yeah, it's a guy that I have no idea who who's that the fuck
What the I heard that shit you said about me just a second ago
Can you swear on a vtuber stream or is it like a wholesome Chungus sort of thing
You can swear.
The VTubers swear?
VTubers do more unhinged stuff.
Or do they do that thing where they take damage?
They go like, yeah.
What is that?
I've heard that before.
Dude, it's your first time collaborating with a VTuber.
How do you feel?
I feel good.
I feel good.
I'm expanding my horizons.
I'm having my horizons going wide open.
I heard that you would defeat the first boss in the eugenics first try.
Wait, I just realized I'm not going to stay alive.
I'm going to raid you.
Why not stay alive?
I don't want to.
More money.
More.
I was like, I got to eat lunch before mimesis, but then I didn't realize that I'm not going
to be live after that which is fine.
Because the chicken.
It's already 80.
Yeah.
Alright Chad, I'm gonna send you over to my LiveStream.
LiveStream LiveStream.
No, I'm not gonna send you, I'm- I'm-
Cause then I don't have- I have the same kind of pressure to be in Tanny, I can just still
fall from my natural charisma.
I'm gonna send you over to my LiveStream, go follow her.
We're gonna say WRADE over at twitch.tv slash levee Momo, go follow her.
She's in her VTuber era and also we're not married to each other.
She's just a lady that I like her stream a lot.
No.
No, she's a VTuber.
Oh no.
Whoever he is, he's a lucky guy.