Northernlion
the type of beast to cross a diamond with a pearl | !prime | Mister New PC | Mister No Back Hair
02-11-2026 · 4h 55m
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They really gave Kevin O'Leary the hardest line in cinema history, huh?
The hardest line ever conceived in a single movie ever released.
My rest of the review is coming.
I just had a rough morning, to be honest.
I didn't have time to write my thoughts on Marty Supreme, because my thoughts are masturbatory
and too long, unfortunately.
But we'll get there tonight, maybe, or maybe on, I don't know, maybe on Friday.
We'll see when we can squeeze it in.
Kevin O'Leary is perhaps the, I was going to say the worst
human being on the planet, but no, he's not the worst human
being on the planet, but he's in the, I mean, he would
probably be in the bottom 10,000, which when you consider
that there's 7 billion people on earth is like, you know,
you're getting, you're in pretty esteemed company
at that point.
But, I do also want to say that he's absolutely awesome in the movie, and if this clip somehow
gets to him, fuck it bro, he deserved it.
He was great in the movie, I'm sorry to say.
And you can cope and say it's because he didn't have to act, he just had to be himself, but
it doesn't matter bro, he fucking did it.
That's not even coping.
That's just seething.
You just called him a bottom 10,000 human?
Yes, I believe it.
He was incredible in the movie.
He was awesome in the movie.
One month later he said people don't care about the Epstein files.
Okay, yeah, obviously, like I'm telling you, he's a piece of garbage.
obviously a piece of garbage. One of the worst living Canadians without a doubt in my opinion.
A homie can act. At least he played the role. Let me put it that way.
What did you think of Gwyneth? I thought she did a great job. I'm not fucking with Gwyneth Paltrow
either. She's not quite in the Kevin O'Leary basement, but like she's not my favorite. Let's
Let's put it that way, but I thought she did a great job.
My sleep score for last night was 29.
Dr. Bananas 474, I'm dapping you up right now.
I had a 22 sleep score, but to be fair,
I fudged the numbers a little bit.
I went to bed at nine, slept from like nine until midnight.
And then woke up at midnight,
stayed awake from midnight until 2.30,
and then slept 2.30 to 5.15.
So I don't think I should be on a 22.
I think I should be on like a 39 to like maybe the mid 40s,
but I took my watch off for the second half.
So I hear you, bro.
Me too, we were twinning. Yes, bro. That's oomph, man.
Libby, I saw your article. I even, I can send you a timestamp. I don't know how I would send it to you.
I posted it in another Discord today, 814AM. WTF, Libby Cap Lip article in Defector.
You know I was mashing the fucking headline button on my RSS feed.
feed. When something like that slides across the RSS feed reader on my phone, I go, what?
I'm sorry to hear that the food was not that good, but 100% if I go, I'll check out the
Mindfreak burger and maybe the expired Italian ice. I thought you did a great job. Also capturing
that strange part of the liminal spaces of America that exist between cities on the
interstate. I'm also a sucker for that kind of stuff. You'd be like, Damn, there's really
a town of like 2800 people that's famous for having like a like a giant golf pencil or
something like that.
Okay, we have exiled in Guyville or Guyville exiled in Guyville here. Check out his platform
shoes. Check out his aftershave. Check out America. You're living at it. You're looking
Sorry, it's been a while, okay?
It's been a minute.
Am I fucked up?
His mic keeps going out intermittently.
Ray, matter, you're having serious delusions,
and I'm letting you know this as your friend and confidant.
You've been crashing out since the stream started
five minutes ago saying he's muted.
His mic keeps cutting out.
Am I going crazy?
I'm the only person hearing this.
I don't know if you're going crazy.
I just have like a fucked up headphone jack or something like that, but yes, it is it is just you
You could also yeah check your carbon monoxide detectors there is always that
my bluetooth is wireless yeah bro everybody's bluetooth is wireless dog you ain't special
My game too slick, my Bluetooth wireless.
It's still so crazy that Bluetooth came out in like 1978.
The hell were they doing with that shit, man?
and nose, bro. Apparently it ruins your brain. No, I don't think so. And even if it does,
I think the average person probably willfully invites more cognitive hazards and cognitive
toxins into their life on a regular basis. And they're very protective if you call them
what they are. If you say, what are you doing on this website? They go, everybody deserves
a little treat now and then. Everybody deserves a little 12 hours of screen time a day treat
now and then.
A guy who quit CZ because of one study. Yeah, I'm kind of the goat of like having willpower.
It is crazy. One second, I got to check this. No, I didn't have to check that. 1998 is actually
when Bluetooth came out? When did Bluetooth come out? Shit, it is 1998. What the fuck?
I thought that she came out like the same year as Speaking in Tongues, man. My bad y'all.
a recruiter was trying to set up a meeting at 8 p.m. What are they doing on LinkedIn?
It's so fucked up that millennials tune in, Gen Z cover your ears. It's so fucked up
that Mark Zuckerberg did all that fascist shit and the Cambridge Analytica bomb dropped
because now when I want to figure out like what the fuck is up with my high school classmates,
I got to type their name into Google and then click on a fucking LinkedIn profile and it's
like them in a suit talking about software as a service, innovations and shit like that.
I'm like, what bro, I wanted to see photos of them getting drunk at a house party or
something like that.
You fucking fucked us, you bitch.
Oh, I haven't talked to this guy since the end of college and now I gotta type in his
name and find out that like, bro's doing data science at Qualcomm or something like that.
That doesn't tell, that just tells me his fucking job, bro.
I want to know who the fuck he is.
I want to know what he's all about.
I want to know his fucking values, bro.
Zucked, I'm afraid.
That's damn true.
He's on LinkedIn, you already know?
I'm not trying to throw the baby up with the bathwaters,
what I'm trying to say.
If you're like a normie, don't you kind of have to be on LinkedIn?
I thought it was like, if you and another person
with exactly the same resume apply,
but one of you has a LinkedIn and the other one doesn't,
like you lose every time.
Kind of?
Yeah, I don't blame anybody for having LinkedIn.
I blame them maybe for like posting,
Depending on what they post, I blame it.
I like when I have a friend from college and I find their LinkedIn and their LinkedIn posts
are all journal articles that they've co-authored.
I think that's like an awesome LinkedIn.
When I start to see like, you know, six posts a day and they're all like self-help for the
budding executive class, that's when I'm like, oh shit, what the fuck went wrong?
You want to be right about there.
Pump Popcorn.
What happened to Pump Popcorn, bro?
I didn't believe Pump Popcorn.
There it is right there.
Giddy, giddy, giddy.
I know what a world, man.
They fucking lied to us. Turns out you can only get a job if you're on social media, bro.
What the fuck happened? Or maybe, I don't know, maybe I'm not the right guy to be commenting
on the current state of employment in the world, because I have no fucking idea. I was
just trying to make a quick joke and now you want me to fucking die? Alright, whatever.
No thanks, but whatever. Guys, we're back with Mugenics. We should just call it like
mugen just pulled out a long-ass nose hair feels amazing bob food honestly I'm
dapping you up too we got lots of twins in chat we got lots of oomps although I
will say this might be too much information I think I need to buy a
nose hair trimmer like they have in night at the Roxbury because I do I get
a lot of nose hair and it is pretty gross and don't hairless motherfuckers who
have been blessed genetically love to say some shit like it's adaptive it's
literally adaptive to have nose hair bro it's not adaptive if someone is
shorter than you and they look up your nose they're gonna be like this guy's
fucking gross man look at the fucking jungle growing in there how is that
adaptive that's not adaptive that's maladaptive bro regardless you're not
living the same kind of her suit lifestyle that I am from the neck down
So don't fucking talk to me that being said I thought it was okay to just
Like use your fingers and like pinch the nose hairs out
But then Kate told me that you can if your hands are dirty you can actually pass
bacteria from your hands
Into your nose which skips the blood brain barrier and gives you a brain infection that can kill you so
So, but then the thing that is weird to me is like how does the trimmer stop that?
Because like doesn't, I mean the first time you use the trimmer it should be pretty clean
but like the second time you use the trimmer isn't it, isn't it compromised forever?
I don't know man, it does, maybe you could keep it in like a, in some barbissol, barbissol
is a shaving cream, in some barbicide or something like that.
the trimmer doesn't take out the follicle.
Oh, the trimmer doesn't take out the follicle.
Plucking creates wounds.
Oh, plucking creates the wounds.
It's known for the wounds.
Jackbox style.
Anyway, we got to get started, because each run is like 90 minutes.
Damn, 5% complete.
I forgot what we were doing.
Oh, we're going on an adventure, because we have four cats
that are ready to go on an adventure.
Thank you, Previous Me, for setting me up so nicely.
Bula blue tack mr. Bibles and of course don't forget that's that's fucking
guppy bro Isaac Easter egg sorry to spin you around by your neck it's messed up I
I'm there honestly I'm not a different kind of beast to be honest with you I'm
just a regular kind of beast I find it very hard to pick up a cat by the
scruff of their neck even though it obviously doesn't hurt them and they
they maybe even enjoy it I can't do it because you got it you got to get such
like a Vulcan death grip it doesn't feel right man but you ever see that video
my daughter's been watching cat sports highlights where like a cat runs onto a
baseball field you ever see the one where the the cat runs on to the major
league baseball outfield and then the staff grab the cat and they grab it by
the back of the neck and the cat's like posted up like uh like Spider-Man mid jump so good man
anyway librarian let's see what we got here okay we got Velikon Velikon has catnap which is not
that good to be honest with you i don't think we use it a single time on our last run Bula spend
Seven coins hire a bounty hunter costs zero mana. That's mighty interesting, bro
I think you might want to consider becoming a thief. What are your stats? Well pre pre-collar
Pre-collar your stats are more int charisma and luck focus as long as we have a thief on the team
Maybe it's okay. Mr. Bibles hiss adjacent units move away from you
You have a 25% chance to put fear on them and
and then inflict negative one damage on a unit for four mana negative one damage on
a unit I got to think about this I honestly have no idea to be to be totally
dead-ass with you anybody here tanky we have basically no tank unless it's
gonna be mr. Bibles but mr. Bibles wouldn't want adjacent units to move
away fear would be like who would we I guess you would want to like attack a
a unit with your melee and then have them move away from you.
Mr. Bibles you seem like a melee Andrew.
Blue Tack who can inflict negative one damage on a unit and has a decent int stat.
I think you're going to be my mage today bro.
I don't know if this spell is going to be that effective but then Vela can remove all
your debuffs then fall asleep being attacked as a chance to wake you up.
You've got such low health stats, unfortunately.
I think you might be my ranger, even though your movement is absolutely awful, absolutely
horrible.
And then Bula.
You know what?
We need a thief on the squad if we're going to have Bula.
All right, let's lock in, bro.
And then let's take a peek at you.
Can I just see?
I want hats to the top, please.
Okay, hats to the top.
You need binoculars where the hell are my binoculars right there plus to range on you is a given
Your physical attacks can't miss
Your scale you have split shot your basic attack has plus one area, but deals 50% less damage
It's a kind of a crazy passive to be honest
Where are my horses ripped to a legend?
What a game man too beautiful to survive
Mr. Bibles, I think you're going to take some scrap metal armor.
Well, what is this?
3x a weak melee attack that has a chance to hit multiple times.
All injuries you get are concussions.
You get plus 3 armor for each concussion you have.
This cap's at 30. That's kind of awesome.
Basically, if we could deliberately get you downed
and you would start with a ton of armor in the next battle.
This is with scrap metal armor, odd remote I kind of hate. Maybe some used glasses gives
you a little extra armor as well. It is cam scatterbow. Your crit snuck units back 10
piles with chain knockback. Crit is based on luck so give me a second we're learning here.
You got 5, 5, 7 that's perfect. Where's the fella? You get a focus bang.
So the multi-attack with the fall, I guess if you crit them on the first one they would
just fly away.
Of course the thief, thief with mom's knife was very nice for us last time.
All stats up well wet, plus one brace, cardboard box ain't all that and a bag of potato chips.
Sacred heart plus one damage, you make two sparkles when you use your basic.
Very interesting.
And of course we gotta put Sacred Heart out there.
Lose most likely to use their basic most often?
It's literally you, bro, but you can't lose your binoculars, so it's literally you.
Spells that cost two or one mana get doubled?
I don't think we have anything that costs two or one.
Well, we could play dead twice.
We've been looking for a good use for that for a while.
Okay, guess what, buddy?
physical attacks can't miss we had to figure out what we're gonna do here you
my friend go ahead take a fancy bow we're gonna figure out what it can do
anybody missing a hat you don't have any of the blue tack you are you are useless
right now bro take a leather mask taken all stats up when wet maybe at some
point you'll need some electrical damage anybody else not have a hat you don't
have a hat plus two brittle when wet okay I'm ready to start let's lock the
fuck in I packed a picnic guys the thieving team done sad on mage I don't
want to lower their intellect so they get less mana overall but I think that we
We could find a way that that would be the play for sure.
Okay, your move, holy frickin' frick,
your movement is out of control.
Can I see the board for a second here?
It'd be nice to kill the bird on turn one.
I don't know if that's gonna happen.
The coins are all on the other side of the map.
Can we get here?
We can't get there.
You can get here and throw a mom's knife.
Oh wait, maybe the sparkles will help us though.
Okay, here's play number one.
Make a move, take a chance, and break away.
The sparkles have hit the bird and caused it to move away and then we don't really have
shit to do after that to be honest.
I guess we'll just pass our turn.
What's your passive?
Your basic attack passes through units that ignore shield plus one range.
Oh, that's awesome.
That's incredible.
You're the concussler.
This is Cam Scatabull.
You've got pretty bad movement if we're being honest with one another.
I don't think you're going to need the mana.
If anything, you're probably going to need the mana.
Just move me closer.
Get me ready for the next turn.
Use this again.
Adjacent units move away from you.
That's right.
Well, I've completely blocked the line of sight for all of my units.
Give two mana to a unit.
That's a little interesting.
Cost three.
Well, move me here.
And honestly, I don't know what you're going to do with it, but take two mana.
Passive.
When you cast a spell, all allied cats gain that spell in their bonus slot.
Kind of interesting, at the very least.
Ain't nobody doing nothing.
Okay.
You should pay the iron price unless we can hit the bird.
I think it's very conceivable we can hit and kill the bird.
I think it's absolutely impossible to think that we can hit or kill this bird.
Make your move.
I want to see if, oh, but the scatter shot, the scatter shot could finish the job, man.
I think you gotta test, especially because it does 7 damage, you gotta take a chance on it.
We hit the other cat in it as well, no we cannot.
No we cannot. Unfortunately, we can put this cat in it, but it takes the bird out. I want that bird.
Let me see it!
Huge.
All stats up, even if only temporarily, that's huge.
What do we shoot?
The one on top of the coin.
Oh, I forgot we had split shot, so it does less damage, but it's like a scatter shot, okay.
Very interesting, very interesting. Okay, you're...
You got sparkles. That's what we gotta watch out for is the sparkles.
We definitely go here, throw a nail at you.
Sparkles have caused you to move. You have not died, which is of course devastating.
You die to a poison nail.
And you die to a back stab from mom's knife, if nothing else.
And then
Honestly, you got tons of extra mana. Just go ahead and give that to
Who's going where are you? You're all the way over there. Go ahead and give that to
Mr. Bibbles, man, let's give let's give do the ability to kick the mana forward because of our mages passive is actually
incredible
Holy cow
So now you got 16 mana
would be nice if I could hit you from here but I can't but Mr. Bibbles can spend
three mana to give two mana we could just keep funneling the mana obviously
it's not like perfectly efficient but still we make our move take our shot and
then pass the mana to pass the mana to the mage bro it is kind of like a
reverse funnel it's like how you set up like a beer funnel but then like only
80% of it makes it to your mouth and the rest ends up on your shirt.
Now you got 18 mana, so I probably did too much.
You're about to act, which is a little scary, but 5 damage should mog you.
And then we could pass our mana onwards, but I don't think we're going to need to.
On the other hand, why wouldn't we?
I guess we could give everybody like every single spell, but...
Okay.
I end my turn.
And I move into a position.
I have to make sure you die though.
That's the interesting part, because this only does three damage, but you only have 3 HP.
Okay.
pick up any coins, but I still, one day they're gonna do a calculus on whether
it's better to stall and pick up the coins or finish the fight fast enough. I'm
sure there's a good break-even point. Mr. Bibbles has leveled up. What do you got
for me, buddy? I like, this is the first time we've ever had like multi-attack.
Jump to an open tile within range. Leaping is good because we could like
bruise a unit, smack him, and then make him walk away, then suck all units in a
straight line one tile towards you we could be like hey come over here BAM and
then get away from me or I guess we probably don't want two high mana cost
multi-attack spells let's let's go leap here for some movement and then see what
we got lead thorns I'm realizing like the bleed thorns are like basically
irrelevant but having it on a scatter attack seems pretty good I mean it's
irrelevant whether or not it lives or dies I guess I'm trying to say
Vela can has got food poisoning Vela can what happened bro one poison that ain't even that bad
Worst part is that we no longer have the grab a coin refresh bro. That was one of the best skills
We've ever had in our entire life
Well, who's who's acting first you're acting first in that case. I think you pay the price
So much easier to kill you. Oh, what if I what if I go here at plus one range, right?
Like an actually mom's knife you
Which got a kill
nail throw you
Which gets a kill and sparkles and picks up a kill on the freaking dip or whatever this guy's called and then
Honestly, save your mana for the next turn you never know I
Could poison you maybe get a coin, but
Cosmana I don't want to spend.
I think it's an easy play.
Who you act first, beautiful.
Move up here, smack you, pick up a kill, you don't get to act.
Inspire.
I got to really start to think about what my mage is actually going to do on any given
turn because I'm consistently just putting them in a position where they
can't hit anything but the ability to inspire and give a little bit of mana
there is kind of sick bruised your own cat very good point very good point that
I bruised my own cat you're not wrong about that one well you want to you want
to make a move for sure. You act next. I ain't worried about you. So my first ice hockey game
in Belfast this week, every time a fight was about to happen, the ref stopped it. I felt
robbed. I talk about it all the time. I don't mind fighting in hockey because it's part
of the culture, but it is funny to me that it's the only sport that has fighting. And
People who are very pro fighting in hockey are like,
it's like, they gotta be able to police themselves.
But like in the NFL, people are like,
like crashing into each other at full sprint speed
and then like taunting on top of their body.
And they're, I mean, I guess they're getting
in the fights off the field,
sometimes with people who aren't even players,
which is maybe not a, okay, but you got me with boxing
and you got me with MMA as well.
Just had an NBA fight.
Yeah, but that shit made the news,
should tell you how irregular it is, man.
I think we make our move regardless, maybe even just to hear.
And then you try a lob shot just to see how it strikes you. You got a little
bleed on you, then we do a scatter shot and hope for the freaking best, man.
Turns out the best is good enough.
Um, three mana. I gotta save enough to get a scattershot next turn.
Not even a big deal.
Okay, you go first. You got sparkles, so obviously we're gonna use your attack.
This would be a great turn to pick up some coins. We actually did get a little bit there.
Grab a coin. Bounty Hunter on the boss might be the play. I don't know.
end my turn
You we have no chance to get where I would need to go to attack you
So we're gonna come over here and attack this garbage bag instead and spawn a coin that we probably will never be able to use
I'm gonna pass some mana on to my to my archer
Make sure maybe they could even get two scatter shots and you again no disrespect, but you're basically fucking useless to me
Move you here to be able to attack next turn
Pass some mana onto the archer, get as close as you can, shot adds bleed, it would be nice
if this killed you.
Ah shit.
Well, fucking, we go again, that's why we use Inspire.
Motherfucker.
I end my turn.
Bro, my thief is almost fucking dead.
On the other hand, that's okay, because we can grab this coin.
I didn't even see this one in the tall grass over here.
I think we stall for one round anyway.
You might as well attack the garbage bag twice and see what we get.
A coin.
If I attack, maybe it'll bring the coin back.
Probably not accidentally killed the cat because I had sparkle.
Wait, who's alive, bro?
Oh, this- this fella right here!
I didn't even see you, bro.
Two extra mana for me. We go again.
One extra penny for me. We go again.
One extra penny for me. Holy shit.
Four extra health.
One extra penny. Oh!
Two extra mana.
No, don't fucking nothing. Okay, that's fine. That's fine. Now. We do want to kill this guy
But we want to we want to stall on it. So I think you just land an attack. There's one extra penny for me
I'm literally farming
Give all your mana to the fella
past your turn
You are going to go pick up this coin and
Then give all of your mana. Oh, he's out of range never mind
we're gonna end our turn and then you are gonna fucking honestly this might
hit both trash bags as well in fact it's guaranteed to hit both trash bags you
made a lot of money look at these counting his fucking stacks bro did you
see that I forgot this is in YouTube I tried to skip forward have you not seen
click it's a cautionary tale bro life's what happens when you're busy making
other plans. You're probably gonna spend like 85% of your life bored. You might as
well lock in and enjoy it, okay? Give some subs. I'm joking! I'm joking! Librarian,
I'm joking if you're watching. You don't have to do it every time. I'm not testing
your limits, okay? Inflict charm on an enemy. If it's an enemy, it takes an
extra turn immediately. That seems amazing. A range shot that heals and
inflicts charms. An attack that hits all units in a straight line. Hey, Dev, KO,
Thank you. I'm being Dev Kale, who has a staff icon. Is there like a button on the staff dashboard
that's just like, we'll just print some subs? Is that what it is? Or is that, was that genuinely
out of pocket? And I'm assuming the latter, but I just want to know, man.
That could be how it's out of pocket. Okay. You don't have somebody going,
going, you don't do any QE on subs over there.
Staff badge actually means nothing.
It means that when I see you in chat,
I temper the sort of stuff that I say
about the website from time to time.
And there's a lot of things I like about the website too.
Sometimes we'd like to, I mean, I'm just not,
combo's not necessarily my favorite feature,
but that's not your fault.
I am going to,
I am going to go pheromone so I can get a charm here and that was that was a
fucking great day for us bro. Plans all debuffs I'll put that on anybody that
doesn't have some stuff equipped we go again.
The Ankh! While you're down you have a 50% chance to revive with 33% HP at the
end of each round. Literally you were made for this fella right here and then
And he can come back concussed with plus three armor like Cam Scataboo every single time.
And then you know what?
You literally have no electric damage so you can take this for now.
Kind of crazy with Play Dead too.
That's a good point.
What's best?
Surprised or intimidation?
I think we have a good stat in both of what I would have, well actually Surprised might
be Intellect.
Let's go Intimidation.
I think you'll do just fine.
I don't know if that maybe that gives us a buff for the next fight. I'm not sure.
The thieving team versus Maisie. Maisie protects her cool cats and kittens.
This is literally Carol Baskin.
Maisie, you have now been Chris. Sorry, Carol, you've been through a lot in your life to be honest with you.
I don't really want to like heap any more shit on you, but from now on, you're this is Carol Baskin.
Did she kill her husband? I literally don't know because I'm not her. OK.
But did her husband seem like a good guy?
Again, I have no idea, but I'm gonna guess no.
He was found alive.
Was he in Belize like John McAfee?
Did he shoot a man named Gray and take his wife to Italy?
You know what I'm talking about, Yeti?
Let's get some fucking Mr. Sparkles going here.
So you, you pop out really bad news on your part.
Really bad news to do that.
Then I hit you with mom's knife
and you already know what's coming up next.
Little double poison, straight to the dome.
Huge.
Now you are probably gonna get hit in the face
in just a sec.
Oh no, because you run away and you lit.
Carol Baskin, what's up all you cool cats and kittens?
That's right.
Okay.
So I think move as far as you can, which is pretty far.
You got 24 HP.
I mean, this is a spicy play, man.
Here's what I'm, well, you know, I'm going to fucking do it anyway.
I just, like, the best value jump is, like, right here, and then we're behind enemy lines,
which is the scary part.
So I think if anything, I'd rather just jump right here so there's only one enemy.
And they're bruised, and then we hit them pretty good.
Nine damage.
And plus this guy doesn't even attack, he'll move away.
So we'll divide and conquer.
You wanna get KO'd though?
I don't know if I would say that.
I would say I'm okay if I get KO'd.
I wouldn't say I wanna get KO'd.
I like being alive too.
Two mana to a unit.
You're gonna need some support next time. You're gonna need some support this time and then we can't really attack anything
Fair enough
See he moves away, so we don't even get attacked. So we got our lick in for free
That's why we got armor I literally had brace so you can't hurt me too bad
That one's starting to sting but not that bad
Charming an enemy is is interesting
But we don't really want you to take an extra if anything we would charm the one that's been buffed
Well, we could also scatter shot and possibly I gotta be honest with you, bro
I think the scatter shot is so much better
You could possibly eliminate four kittens on a single shot. You gotta take that I
Think that's value right there
And I'm trying to think of the order here
The action to me it makes more sense to shoot at this one
Which forces you to move here which protects this guy because you're gonna swap here and then the big boss is gonna move away
So you shoot at this cat
Basically, oh shit. That's right. I should have shot here instead, but not to mention I made my mage bleed bleed to a
Okay, freaking chill, bro
hmm well we got we got a we got to ruin your life quite frankly we move here
mom's knife
male throw with a couple of sparkles on top to poison I don't even think we
need the bounty hunter if I'm being dead ass with you. I don't think it's
necessary. So this game has nothing to do with mewing? Um, no I've just been, I've
been much like Timothy Chalamet for Marty Supreme. I've been mewing for six
years and then it turns out that they're just gonna CGI the ball anyway. I don't
think they CGI the ball just to be clear. I don't want to put that evil on them.
Should have leapt. Oh, you already bruised. Maybe you could double up on the bruise, but that's alright.
Obviously, we're gonna smack you multiple times.
Damn!
Kind of ate dirt on that one.
We can only inspire you, huh? Well, I'm gonna do it.
Don't kill me.
You're on four life four life is not good man
Let's get this fella up here. I'm pretty sure we can come close to killing him
Six damage he's got two bleed minus one damage on a unit we
Are you gonna let you're gonna be fine
You get to act I mean you're scaring me bro to be honest with you. I can't even hit you. There's no there's no words on it
We're gonna give some manner to this fella then while we're here.
Oh, Cleans all debuffs can be used on adjacent allies.
Yes, Cleans all debuffs, bro.
Cleans debuffs on yourself.
Huge. I didn't even think about that.
Until I did.
Oh, shit.
You fucking killed my mage, bro. Now he's got a broken rib.
And he does not have the arc.
Heartbreaking. Either way,
lob a shot.
And then,
scatter shot.
Oh my god.
I end my turn.
Let me get a... what are you at? Five life?
Let me get a mom's knife first just in case. Huge.
And then we can do this and get a sparkle out of it.
Which causes you to move away from the mic to breathe in.
Then we, honestly, we're gonna kill you anyway, so let me get the coins first.
Let's extend the coinage on this one. Then give mana to this fella.
You're done, bud.
Okay.
Blank piece of paper, blank page.
Bula leveled up and got some extra move.
Nothing personnel kit, teleport behind a random enemy, inflict blind on units in a small cone,
Gain plus one range and plus one damage until end of battle.
I feel like sneak up is what we need.
We need to be aggressive, man.
Use a ranged attack that inflicts bleed three,
usable once per battle.
This seems perfect.
Guys, I don't know if we're cut out for the hard side,
but obviously you have to try.
I do want to see what's up with my mage.
What's broken rib?
Less HP overall, not even that bad for a mage.
My thinking, to be honest, is that the dream play is to...
I'm worried about teleporting behind a random enemy
ending up like over here because these guys all get to act pretty quick.
I'm going to play it the simple way to start.
Enjoy mom's knife while you have it bro.
And then do we really teleport directly behind a random and we got enough moves here let's
let's fucking do it.
This might actually be awesome,
because we kill you and then launch some sparkles,
and then you die to poison, at the very least.
And then, where do you guys act?
You act pretty soon, I'll probably take a hit,
but we killed a lot of enemies in the process, man.
Probably take a little, oh my God,
the fleas do so much damage.
I should have known that considering
I used to have them on my team.
Who goes next?
You?
Any chance you could get into a position to hit you?
That's all, that's what I'm talking about?
In which case, we would actually take a big move, inflict some bruising here, and then
hit you for 16 and wipe you off the face of the planet, and then put, oh, it's, why,
Why can't I arrange to attack the flea because because pewter's in the way bro?
Whatever
Arranged attack that inflicts bleed three
I still can't get into a position to attack you. This is fucking madness, bro. Um
Honestly then
I'm passing all my mana on to my
To my archer
passing my turn don't fucking kill me my armored hat broke truly devastating we
only have one enemy left in the game though I don't think we're gonna sweat
the coins do we only know we have we have you and you okay yes we do let me
land a scatter shot right here could be the move you're not dead absolutely
insane to me um you go next you can't take my mana you take my mana and I end
my turn. Come on, it's that simple. We got a bag of green grass. I guess it's high tides
forever for a beast like me then. We need something that hits an infinite range, bro,
because we have no range on our mage right now. They're essentially, they're essentially
useless. A high damage spell that hits a single target. A fire isoelectric spell that inflicts
burn one, slow one, and has a 5% chance to inflict stun. A water spell that deals damage
and knock back. A fire spell that inflicts burn one and spawns fires in a perpendicular
line. I just want you to be able to move and have a slightly bigger range. Don't you get
extra bonus when you're wet or something like that?
You have all stats up when wet.
They could surf near themselves, walk into the water,
get an all stats up, and then do some damage.
Are you hearing me on that one?
All right, just give me a sec.
I got to check on something.
I'll be right back.
I'm back, y'all.
And we're kind of we're kind of mauging if I remember correctly I need to go to a shop though to spend my money or hire a
bounty hunter
muted fucking down me again. I tell you works every time man
Your basic attack inflicts a leech one drains health from the leech unit at the end of your turn if I could put that on my mage
We would be living big bro if I could actually land an attack at least
A giant stone and fountain sits in front of Bula.
It's pouring water majestically.
It feels like, it feels like if we drink this we'll gain HP.
It's pouring water majestically, bro.
got minus four intelligence plus one charisma. Bula. Bula is our thief. Minus four. Minus
four intelligence I don't think is that bad, but I also feel like the charisma is like
basically irrelevant.
Because charisma is extra, extra mana? I don't even know. What is charisma? Charisma is starting
mana. That doesn't sound, when you put it that way, it sounds bad. Easy place to start.
Get some sparkles going. Do we teleport behind a random enemy? It would have to be you.
We would have a move to kind of get ourselves out.
It has to be you.
I think we gotta try.
Then you can mom's knife this way.
Poison nail.
And then go basically back to spawn.
The man is a damn genius.
Look at this.
I'm not spending seven coins on a bounty hunter yet.
That just ain't gonna happen for a beast like me.
But I will take a step here.
Range Detect that inflicts Bleed 3.
Huge.
You have 6 life.
Enjoy it while it lasts.
That's what I'd say about that.
And then do we want to...
It's tempting the body block.
I think we just stand here and get ready to soak up some aggro.
I can live with this.
Huge
All right, it's not as good as I thought it would be you got to get out of there immediately
Basic attack inflicts leech one
Holy shit, is it is it theoretically possible I actually have the ability to land a basic attack
At the end of blue tax turn you will be dead fantastic news
Now we can't really surf you too much now that I think about it. I think instead
Brother you might be dead, I'm just gonna be honest with you
Because I don't think you can surf on flying units
You can click a direction before it turns so you don't get back stat wait is that fucking true
That's huge, bro
That's all right. If he goes down he gets concussed anyway. Good point
Wait, you need to take, well you need to die because Bleed is at the end of the round.
Or I could fucking charm you.
Wait, wait a sec.
A bit of a dangerous move, but you get charmed and immediately take an extra, I mean I could
charm you both.
I don't know if that actually does anything, but...
Let's put some fucking shit on you, bro.
I guess I should charm you both so that at least...
No one's attacking the guy with low HP this turn.
I don't know if you'll actually...
You will attack your friend, that's beautiful news, and then you'll come out, you'll attack your friend, and then you'll die.
Oh, shit.
You did not die, you just got rid of your... Oh, and then you fucking attacked too.
Okay, now you die.
Oh my god, oh my god, the whole squad is injured, bro.
And my paper shoulder pads are broken.
As if we didn't already suffer enough indignity.
You're dead very easily, so let's start with farming this garbage bag.
We farm it again.
And then we literally farm it again, because we have sparkles.
I gotta be honest, the squad is not looking too good, man.
This might be one where we just go hard mode and then bail after the first floor.
Go back to the house after the first floor.
When you move, spawn a shadow from where you moved from.
The shadow mimics your basic action but fades away at the end of your turn.
That's too much to deal with.
Ah, well, your basic attack hits twice for half damage, gray with sparkles, bro.
Mr. Bibles, are you charming?
You're charming, but not as charming as you are bashful.
Mr. Bibles got plus one constitution.
Now we're talking.
right now that he has a double attack we should give him the damn leeches
actually you should get a man up but then you know the leeches take up the
same space of Sacred Heart can't be done because we want Sacred Heart to pop
here this is okay
finally the damn shop you obviously go rare candy every single time mr.
Bibles levels up basic attack always creates units that have damaged you when you use your basic turn around and use it again
When you are an ally downs another unit they become the alpha
If you're the alpha take an extra turn at the end of each round
Most valuable cat when you were an ally downs another unit they become the alpha
And we got to try
Plus one range on glasses.
Game ten mana. I think save some money.
We might be bailing after this round anyway.
Radical rat shoots bombs. Bombs are gonna get bodied by sparkles, although the turn order doesn't work well for us in this case.
I think right off the bat, man.
Teleport behind you, nothing personnel, kid.
Huge, little poison never hurt anybody except you.
I'm not spending any money on a bounty hunter, we're already like destroying you.
I guess we're not going to get to use most valuable cat though.
Move me here, use Chris Pratt, put some bleed on him.
I think you gotta make a move.
Let's jump on him, stay on his backside,
bruise him up, hit him for 10.
Pretty good turn.
Now you, you're an interesting fellow.
Once again, I put myself in a position
where I cannot hit you, which is not ideal.
I've also put myself in a position
where I cannot hit the bomb.
But I'm also in a position where I could surf,
could surf on you and knock you into a wall at least
and then just see what happens, I suppose.
We ain't sweating all that.
The bombs do 10.
That's pretty bad.
I am the type of fellow who thinks, what do you have?
You have 12.
You can live with a shot.
We lob a shot right here to hit the bomb without hitting our teammate.
And then what if we get Charma Bomb?
You ever think about this man?
I don't think he's gonna help us, but you know what, we've learned something.
The thinkler?
You gotta experiment, bro!
fellow is dead anyway if anything we should have grabbed the coin but you
know what I've got to remember actually maybe we can make it a little further
because it when they level up they get a full heal and the full heal might might
bring us back from the brink on this one a little bit they need to get to level
four though basic attack inflicts charm five the first time you use it each
battle damage you deal is two or less is always critical I think he does have
four max HP maybe it's time for him to go but I will say scatter scatter bramble
and scattered charms seem kind of amazing I'm gonna take talk to the animals
and then I'm honestly I'm back to base on this beat on this beast unfortunately
Don't lose mom's knife. It's Warren bro. She does break in regardless unfortunately, but you know what? We brought back four cats
And
What are you minus one damage your basic attacks heal
Obviously you're done obviously you're done
We don't really care about you at all. We kind of care about you bring me the paper
Bring me the awk bring me jar of leeches
Matic hat. I don't even really care about that to be honest with you doesn't bother me in the slightest
Okay guys welcome back I will say I think all of you kind of suck who you're like
Velican you're obviously the worst you didn't do anything and your stats are horrible
Let's send you to
The baby jack
Who else we got that sucked on that one? Mr. Bibles, how you doing?
Very poor intellect, honestly, you know what, let's start.
We're starting new on this one. Get him out of here.
BlueTac, what are you up to? BlueTac, you ain't all that in a bag of potato chips.
I'm gonna send you to BabyJack.
Who else was on that one? Bula. Bula? Bula, your stats are okay,
your stance are okay but you're literally you have two intelligence here
now that you don't even know what's happening I'm going to send you to Frank
and that we really need snobber and Carlit to make the Lissonne-Al-Gaïve man
but they remain uninterested for whatever reason snobber and Carlit
Yeah
Huge Marissa wanted to get together with Sammy, but Sammy wasn't into it
Yoder theater
Boys are nailed go to the default ready. Can you come down here? We got bailing
Don't really have enough money to buy all that much I would say and day on this one
Lego got together with Sammy. Let's see what kind of
What kind of stuff we're cooking up here? Get the poop out of here.
Willa. Proliferate. Double the units poison, bleed, and burn. Kind of
interesting. Saphira DeCanable. Gain one range. Melee, attack, and adjacent unit.
Holy shit. Guys, if we get one range on a melee unit, can we melee from range?
No, that's not range. That's dex. That's dex. Okay. Either way, are we freaking ready to go?
Ten cats? Are you a kitten? Are you a kitten or a cat? Oh, that cat can't go on an adventure.
She's still a kitten. She's just a baby. Okay, we need one more day then. The night was calm.
Nothing of significance occurred huge
Sephirah Willa
Theodor the chosen one and
Balene welcome to the squad we depart
We also put slash marker
Marker
Eugenics one okay willa will has got great strength. I
I mean, great strength, great intelligence, great movement.
That's a tough one.
Let me see what else we got here.
Great strength, great intelligence, great constitution, bad movement.
You strike me as a possible, I mean, gain one dex is obviously good, but your dex sucks.
I think your ability kind of sucks ass.
You might be a tank.
You start with poison nail because of your bloodline, but are you a thief?
I don't know, you're kind of just nothing.
Reduce the cost of your other spells by one mana.
How's your int?
Your int is not bad.
I mean, to be honest with you, you strike me as a little mage-coded.
Seven intelligence, reduce the cost of your other spells by one mana.
Six starting mana, it'd be nice to get to six seven.
You know what I'm talking about?
Okay, Bailean the mage.
We were not doing well with our mage last time, that'll change here.
Will a proliferate double a unit's poison bleed and burn?
The basic attack gets replaced.
I guess we could play them collarless, bro, if we wanted to.
They could just be a human fighter.
The fights don't tend to go long enough for extra decks to be super relevant.
I think you're, if low speed,
I think you're built for tankiness
if I'm being honest with you.
That's the fear of the yonobl.
Then Fyodor.
I mean, Fyodor is kind of like pre-thiefed to be honest,
but like they would keep the thief ability
even if we give them something else.
You're actually kind of a ranged Andy.
Six decks, nothing else too spectacular.
It is gonna take your movement down to like nearly zero,
what else is new? Look at that, the holy cow. And then Willa. Willa, why don't you just keep it
simple, okay? You got high strength, you're my melee unit. And then, oh, this is by rarity,
This is by type I see I see now
Mega blast you'll high damage in a cone well
We're not gonna be using brainstorm if we got mega blasts make mega blast pay seven to make it cost 12 instead of 13 oh
Shit your allies have plus one mana regeneration when an ally spends seven mana to cast a spell they get all stats up
That's fucking crazy, bro
That's fucking awesome
Plus two knockback damage throw an adjacent unit to an open tile
Plus two knockback damage kind of swell you gain one range in damage at the start of your turn you lose this when you move
That's interesting bro, and you could you could always teleport to a good position at the start of the match and then hopefully camp there
Okay, okay
Basic attack inflicts leech one I
Ideally I'm gonna be honest with you. I think you while you are binoculars now that I think about it and then
I'm gonna give our tank
This paper minus two intelligence your stats cost minus one mana I don't really
want to because like double cast spells that cost one or two mana well how what
determines how fast you go it's the speed stats so you're you're probably not
gonna have adjacent units at the start unfortunately but this is the part that
always takes a minute. What is this spell? Exert. Refresh your basic attack and
movement, fall asleep at the end of the turn. Interesting. Very interesting.
You, in that case, take sparkles because you might be able to attack more than
once.
You're not gonna get downed. You don't need, you need leech.
you take that in case you get downed what else do we have hats all stats up
well wet honestly to me that seems like a tank is gonna be in the water oh no
oh your crits give more knockback that's on the tank you wear this plus one on
the used glasses gives plus one armor technically something like that
Ooh, you, you look just like Buddy Holly, bro.
Take a fancy bow?
I mean, I thought there's got to be some kind of Easter egg with this.
Maybe if you beat the game with fancy bow, you unlock something.
Who knows, bro?
I don't even like this stuff. Lock in.
Let's go.
Rivers has a cameo. Bet Rivers, Canada's number one online casino. Is that what you're talking about?
I wish I looked like Mary Tyler Moore, man. Okay, most valuable cash. Ideal to get a down if possible.
That's obviously not going to happen on turn one. Right here. Stimmer me.
me. I see the little coin portal here. Don't give me. Oh, we can teleport to this. No, I
don't know. I don't know where we're going to go. Um, toss an adjacent unit to an open
tile. Let me see in terms of turn order. You're going next. Toss. I can toss you. Honestly,
I'm going to toss you right here. I think you're going to have the range and you're
behind the poop, which means you're probably gonna be in an incredible position here. It
did three damage to you. I didn't see that coming, but that's fine. Do me a favor, move
up a little bit, and then range the attack that inflicts three bleed. Whoever kills
this gets an all stats up and a bonus item. You need the bleed, obviously. Dash forward
once, base them, melee attack with knockback. Eat dirt, bro. You're literally almost dead
already. You kind of fucking suck. Why did we get so much mana? Bro, you killed the chicken
and got an all stats up? Are you trolling me?
Well, fuck it, you can't really do anything, bro.
So you can attack this poop, maybe get ready to get some coins in the future.
Okay, you are probably going to be built for this shit though.
Seven damage. Who goes first? You go first. You have an all stats up, which is of course
devastating. When do you go in the turn order? We got some time to kill you first. I think,
I think you just want to take advantage of the action economy on this one
We also get plus one decks every turn, which is kind of awesome. We're not gonna meet our mana. So you know what?
Start talking about breaking this crate wide open maybe getting some treasure out of that could help us a lot
Fuck you, bro, we literally healed for some reason. I have no idea why but that's okay. You took a ton of damage
I think this is a very simple turn. Oh, he pushed me into food
We kill you do some sparkles
This fight ain't gonna go on there much longer, I'm gonna refresh basic attack and move also I've become the most valuable cat
Now that I think about that considering we're falling asleep. I don't know if that's gonna actually matter all that much
We just may yard on you though may as well wake up
Okay, well you're not supposed to be here. I think if anything you would know that, but um
We're on adjacent unit through an open tile
Well
Can I can I throw you
To here
Apparently that's not a unit.
We do have some coins though.
Gain one dex.
Not interested, bro.
You, you could do me a favor and at least get in here, grab a little bit of money.
High damage and a cone.
Reduce the cost of your other spells by one mana.
I'm going to assume that's not permanently.
Deal high damage and a cone.
Thank you for not killing my own fella.
Take aim.
Now here's the problem.
Wait, no!
It's no problem at all!
And it's no problem at all because we have enough man- and the poison needle scales with
the damage of our fucking- when we stand still, bro, this is huge.
And then there's only one fella left.
To be honest with you though, you don't scare me all that much.
feel like we should stall for a turn. If anything, maybe like shoot a, shoot a corpse
because we have so much money that we can pick up
and we, we want to get the crate exactly.
Your melee
really like to get the crate at the very least. I think it's a, it's a move here.
get two cents, punch forward to get one more cent, pass your turn, you of course we basically
have no choice but to get the most amount of money available, and you, I gotta easily
kill you, throw a nail, make a move, we'll lose range on it, but we got five cents out
of that which is kind of awesome.
I think that was a really good first day
How long is a typical run? I think it could be like 90 minutes to two hours
And once you figure out what the skills are it should be a little bit faster. I'm hoping
Montell Jordan giving you a tour of his coffee shop. This is how we brew it
This is how we that's pretty good
This is how we brew it it's Tuesday morning
Mm-hmm the party's here on the west side
Holy man
Designated dramatized at the keys to mad coffee. I don't know what to do man
Levitate all rocks they flim towards enemies the end movement in line with them the problem is
Hey, well you got something so I reach for my venti and I pick it up
give my barista the keys to my credit card. You know what, it's going to need some time
in the writer's room. I will say this seems good on a caffeinated driver keys to my truck,
to my cup. I reach for my venti and I pick it up. Designated coffee has been placed in my cup.
We could get there Eddie Bingo. We could get there. This seems great on a tank. The only
problem is we need to make sure that that our tank actually takes damage and I have like no
taunt on it. But it does cause zero and is a 15 heal. So I think that that's pretty solid.
We also have 13 cents after the first fight. That's fucking awesome, bro.
The cats sluggishly plod on. Are you trolling me? Are you telling me they're gonna have lower
movement in the next fight as a result of the fact that there's a heat wave? Oh,
heels are reduced by one. Can be mitigated with water. Why didn't you say so, bro?
Sometimes it just, you know, the turns play themselves and we appreciate that.
They're not trolling with the damage anymore though. They are not trolling. You're gonna fucking kill me. You're gonna fucking almost kill me.
What the fuck?
Five damage.
Double it and give it to the next guy, please.
Okay, we got a we got to think this one through you don't get to act again
So I think the the easy play
There is no easy play if I throw you are you gonna fucking live because I really need to get your ass out of there
And they don't heal after the bat. Oh, no, maybe they heal now
Maybe there's to end the battle in the water. I don't know man
Here's what I'm thinking. I'm thinking you start by moving here
I really thought I could hit you. That's fine. Hit you with a little bit of bleed.
I'm throwing this fella back here so he lives.
Now you took a little damage in the process. Don't get me wrong.
And then honestly put me in tank position. Move me up. Hopefully suck up the aggro from these guys.
obviously we got to put some protection on this guy I don't know what are you
what are you up in all stats oh because when you get you get wet like Andrew W
K hi don't know these guys do a lot of damage but they're attacking someone
that I don't care for the other thing is though they are standing in tall grass
Which is that's a little hot for a guy like me. I
Think you take the shot, bro. What's your help that 11? What do you guys do?
three
They got five I mean we move and we lose a damage bonus, which is unfortunate
This might seem fucking crazy
No, I kind of need you to soak up a hip for the fella now that I think about it
I'm gonna make my move. I'm gonna I'm gonna try to get out like a little I'm gonna make myself a juicer target
That's fine could have happened
I don't really care about doubling your bleed, to be honest.
It is tempting, right?
Like, I could move, kill you, refresh my actions, and then walk back.
I think it's actually, I think it's the play.
Refresh my actions.
We stick to the plan, and we just fucking walk back, bro.
We walk back in shame and fall asleep.
Bro, shoot the tank.
That's what the tank's there for, is to be shot.
Get pitted.
And then high damage and a cone wipes you out
Absolutely enormous and then a move the way I think we really need a move. I think we chill here
And then the tankler
Tankler put yourself in a position to tank. I still don't know why we're spawning tall grass, but you know what I got a lot to learn
You're also not, you're not gonna heal after the fight, bro. You're too hot.
I end my turn.
Grass plus wet equals tall grass.
I see, so it's like it's a Stardew Valley type, uh...
type game.
You're freaking dead.
Um, you're not in tall grass, so you're freaking dead, too.
The thing is, I don't think I want to kill you this turn.
I think I need to make sure that you end in water
Oh, but all you're gonna do on the next turn is wake up
So actually you're gonna be in a horrible position. Please. Tell me we get an item here that that changes the game for me
Something that allows me to heal would go crazy
Don't fuck me on this one Walter. Thank you
I mean whatever as long as we have the tank in front of you what do we care are you trolling
are you trolling me well you fucking missed me so I don't care honestly in that case I
am my turn I end my term without attacking you know why we've been given a second chance
oh my god you can't get to water you fucking suck bro no you're actually awesome you're
awesome I love you you know why refresh your basic move into the water so you
actually will heal after this fight and your turn and then we just need our mage
to do anything at all really shouldn't be a problem we just need our mage to do
high damage in a cone personally I prefer it in a cup most of the time but
Huge, huge.
The odor is now level 2.
Scatter shot, give yourself or an adjacent unit one poison lace.
And your turn, on your next turn your ranged abilities do double damage.
Okay, that kind of crazy.
Considering that we also, excuse me, Tomo, you got to get out of the cords, man.
Especially because we have a take aim bonus.
I kind of think about that
Could be great. I mean double damage, which is actually more than double damage, but it requires us to take no actions
But you know what I'm doing it, bro
Think about the future
Bulletproof vest
Minus one decks minus one movement injury immunity
I'm putting it on you, because I think you're going down.
Holy shit, drink the can, you've got ten constitution.
You're basically invincible.
A refreshing beverage, so fear of the Yannabel feels particularly ready for the next battle.
What does Dr. Fetus do?
I didn't even look.
At the start of each battle equip a temporary bomb if your weapon slot is open.
At the end of each turn if you didn't use your basic attack equip another bomb.
Start of each battle equip a temporary bomb if your weapon slot is open.
It's very interesting.
I think, what is the jar?
Your basic attack has leech.
Oh, but you have a weapon.
Okay, one second, we got to rethink this.
I think it goes on the, it goes on you.
I also feel like if we really expect that the melee is going to go down, we table sacred
hard for now and put an awk on you. Why is this game so Isaac coded? Interesting question.
Is that a serious question? Is that a serious question that you want an answer to? Are you
sitting down? Lucy. Her powerful spells take time to charge up. Let's not give her that
time then. I end my turn. Are you asking me if Tokyo's in Japan? Bro, that's what I'm
saying! Come on. Not the cords, man. Anything but the cords. Anything but the cords, I swear.
Throw a small bomb that explodes um no reason to throw it right now no no reason
well you know what there is a reason to throw it maybe you can blow up some
cover who knows bro we got our bomb back anyway right
Obviously you're doing an attack there. I don't I don't wish to stand there then
It's simple it's simple we hold I
Can't see you out of my monitor because you showed it the electrical gamble out get out of the boards
Okay, we're back
I mean, I don't think there's any value to you gaining decks.
I would rather save more mana for nothing, to be honest with you.
But I might as well make a move so that at least we can...
get one more move.
Now, you're taking aim.
I'm gonna die in Ibiza, honestly, but hit you with a stakeout immediately, and end my turn.
Holy shit, you kicked the rock into me, bro.
Alright, we gotta get everybody out of there.
but especially you.
There's really no great position for you. Oh wait, there's a great position for you right here.
We hit you hard, refresh our basic actions,
hit you again. That was a crazy crit. And honestly, I don't think there's any reason
That we need to run away. I think we can stay close but just open up some space for our unit to fit there
Now our tank is gonna take a bunch of damage from standing here, but like I
Don't really give a fuck to be honest
Unless I could bomb you and push you back one I
Still I could push you over one and then the rock might block. It doesn't look like it blocks
to think about this either way I think obviously we want to be standing right
here you hit you for five not really stoked about blowing my own dude up push
you forward pushing you forward one won't do anything but you know what it
moves you closer to the center actually I'd all it puts me in a position where I
I could kill my own dude with a cone, I suppose.
End turn.
Three damage and burn, meaningless to a fellow like me.
You're in a horrible spot, bro.
You're in a horrible spot for a number
of different reasons.
First thought, we move in on you, punch you once.
The knockback means you're not hitting anybody.
Guess what, you got bleed on you as well.
We end the turn.
And then we do double damage with our ranged attack.
Although now I'm realizing
What if a fellow like me
Took one more turn off. I guess it doesn't change the turn on which you would die, which is the most important thing, but
You could have doubled it one more time. I think
What are it? Let's okay, you fell asleep. That's right. Fair enough
the eight life
Ten damage it's that simple
a lesser here, not the cords man. Holy shits. One D chest, move towards the closest enemy.
The dumber you are, the farther you move. Kinda insane. Unfortunately our dude is of
average intelligence. A weak melee attack, if this kills anything you become the alpha.
If you are the alpha, this spell does five additional damage and inflicts bruise.
It has alpha combo, but we're not really in a position to be killing two things in the same
like I said if there's a lot of weak-ass minions or something and then sleeper hold put sleep on
an adjacent unit I mean the and stunning an enemy is worth a lot man now I have to level with you
do I really think this is the kind of squad that goes to the hard path you can put yourself in a
fucked up position always doing the most difficult thing you can ruin your
the enjoyment for yourself come on not the courts I'm begging you I'm begging
you I'm going ignore on this one
your tanks too goaded yeah but everyone else can die they have like seven HP
total man please this is not good this is not the red hot chili peppers we don't
need this many... I guess they only have one now that I think about it, but still.
You have ten life.
Ten life? You wait for them to come to you. We need the tank to be tanking. Now this
is a fucking awesome turn to throw a bomb that explodes, I think.
Don't say beggin' beggin' you, Chibley's got a lot of good bits and speaking politely,
I'm not sure that one's one of them.
Watch this.
But it's not Chibley's fault necessarily, I just possibly, I wouldn't say that song
as in the hey soul sister camp of songs that are so bad that I hate you for
reminding me that they exist but it's it's close it's close
there's no shmoo movement then either way take one of those not not being able
to heal in between battles is taking me to fuck out it's not a bad song it's
It's kind of like jazz for people that don't like jazz, I guess.
It's kind of like easy to think that it's soulful because of the fact that the guy has
like an interesting voice, I suppose.
It's kind of like for people that have never heard blues, it's kind of like, is this what
blues is like?
It kind of pisses me off, I guess is what I'm trying to say.
Who acts next?
act next but you will be dead and then this flea which is here that I can't
hit and you will possibly get close enough to wipe this dude out which to
me means I do make a move I make a move like one over let's make it let's make
it a few just to make sure we don't fuck this up and then we land our shot so
that you can't do anything else. We could teleport, but I don't think we need to.
You're gonna die. I could kill you, and I think this is a big play moment. Grab a coin,
Press your actions, move into the water so that we might heal after the battle, kill
the unit that attacks next, pass turn.
Then all we got to do is wipe this fool out and there's about a thousand ways we can make
that happen.
I'm thinking you go here and don't blast him with a high damage cone.
Oh shit wait, no I can still do it.
I can do it. We do five damage to you. Pass our turn. Move over here, actually get a gun.
You're going to actually heal after the battle. That's fucking awesome. Huge. And then you're
going to die to burn. Greatest day of my life. Greatest day of my fucking life. You might
as well heal just in case. Why not? Good fight and they actually healed. Zero money, three
food.
Little devastating.
Beiber leveled up.
Knockback each unit adjacent to a chosen tile one space.
The next spell you cast is cast twice.
Kind of goes crazy with this, but there's no way we're getting enough mana for that.
Your basic attack gains one range and area until the end of turn, or knockback a unit
three piles.
It's tough, man.
Sure, you can set up Replicator, I guess, and then you could cast
two Mega Blasts on one turn.
How do we know your max mana?
It says effects.
We'll keep for a double spell.
Charisma?
But our max mana is obviously not 7.
Hallucin, Victor, hello.
It's 3 times your charisma.
Ohhhh!
Okay!
I do have to ask, is plus 1 area, like,
Like right now our attack hits one unit.
If we go plus one area, does it hit in a cross?
It makes it a five cross.
Lads.
But only till end of turn.
Lads, we have to take magnify.
Open.
stat is bad. Examine. Intelligence stat not great. I'm so sorry I ignore. Too risky.
Scary baby. It would be a different story if Willa had full HP, but conflict fear too
on a random enemy at the start of battle. That's big for a guy like me. And then we
get the rare candy. Don't even look at anything else before you get rare candy. Basic attack
can target tiles adjacent to allies.
Four healing consumables and a water bottle
are added to your inventory.
Your familiars have plus one damage for each familiar,
gain movement at the end of your turn.
It's got to be spotters.
You don't even have to think about it.
Plus 20% crit chance on a hat.
Greater int and shields, lower charisma and strength.
I'd have to hit you with a no on that one, Scott.
Training band for the crit chance, kind of interesting though.
I want to take a look here.
Any chance I have space on the mage?
Because if we can get our attack to be across,
then it could be nice as well.
All right, here we go.
The radical rat.
I got bombs, bro.
You can actually make a move for once.
Go hang out in the tall grass.
end my turn. Interesting to reduce the cost by one, but the
pay seven to reduce this by one and this by one we'd have to get a lot of value
out of that. I don't know if we expect the fight to go on that long. Easy play
for now. Just make this a simple life, bro. Throw our own bomb that blows up a bomb.
Crazy play. Throw a bomb that just gives us a coin immediately. Can't really do too much
with this. They've been feared. They've moved as far away as humanly possible. Take aim,
you're one away. I can turn the bomb off. What goes next? He goes next. I don't really
love that all right I'm gonna I'm gonna keep it simple turn the bomb off and
your turn okay I as far as I'm concerned beautiful setup turn I don't
really know what to do with you if I'm being honest I haven't really found
anything to do with you. Take a step right here, see what happens. I need some more
movement on them, that's for sure.
Can't hit it. Get him here. I probably shouldn't stand in a cross pattern, huh?
Cuz it's like setting up perfect bombs for the opposition
Thanks where I want them to be though there you and then you know what we can get ready to double your bleed
Now we're fucking talking
You, you can still land a shot.
One of these days, you're gonna have infinite range, and then that's all we care about.
End the turn.
It is interesting that like, you know, depending on the build that you have, you can tackle
the bosses in different ways.
Like I've definitely raced this guy in the past.
I think, hear me out, block this path with our fellow, so that they have no choice but
to throw a bomb and then move closer to our other guys.
Alright, now you're in a world of fucking hurt, bro.
Plus one range and area.
We don't need plus one range and area.
You do have max mana, though.
Move forward.
If I stand here, I think I can hit the bomb and you in a single hit.
I think you know what I'm going to do?
I'm going to slow play it.
You crit the bomb, hit you with a high damage cone.
Pass our turn.
and then you get ready to eat shit.
Huge knockback damage.
Throw an adjacent unit to an open tile.
You're not an adjacent, I guess a unit means someone on your team, unfortunately.
Okay, we pass turn then.
You spawn on bomb, but there's no place for you to move.
I mean, as far as I'm concerned, this is a damn dream come true, bro.
Like, we got buddy locked down.
Oh, you target a tile and it throws them, not bad, y'all, not bad.
Now you eat dirt.
Finally, after all this setup, now you eat dirt.
I'm putting you to sleep.
Twice.
Now you wake up, but we get another turn to go fucking crazy on you.
Five damage.
A mega blast? A mega blast actually fucking hits you?
I mean, I don't care who you are, this shit is fucking practical, bro.
Let's toss his ass.
I'm tossing you right here just to see what happens.
I honestly thought that would kill him.
No, he dies through the leech regardless.
Huge.
Barbell and some kind of pill.
Sofira has leveled up and gotten plus one strength.
Plus four block.
Units that attack or contact you become petrified possibly.
You block attacks from the front.
Oh, mini-me is interesting too,
but block attacks from the front is kind of crazy
if we could actually work on our positioning a little bit.
Lovely.
Have we never been to the boneyard?
I think we've never been to the boneyard, so let's go junkyard boneyard. Maybe we just unlocked it at the end of the last one
Nor the caves
We'll get to it
I'll let go into the junkyard because you get to reference junkyard dog it arrived
Spiked cat deals three damage to units that contact you
Move as far away from enemies as it can at the start of each turn
What the fuck you shot me with broken glass and inflicted bleed bro deeply uncool
Listen, I know you have thorns
But we got to hit you regardless
What do you do some block party type shit, okay, I understand um
Beautiful opportunity I think to move.
Oh shit.
Well it's still good.
Beautiful opportunity to move here.
Grab a coin.
I'm realizing that you have, well a bomb will go fucking crazy too.
But first magnify.
Drop your attack right here.
Pretty good damage.
Then a small bomb right here as well.
A couple of small beers.
Hicks up a kill does some damage not a bad start, but they're they're in a bit of a tight spot not gonna lie
Try not to walk on the broken glass if possible
What does it do fucking one damage when stepping on it we don't fucking care about the broken glass at all, bro
We care that you fucking die
Because you got to get away from my fellow or they're going to be in a horrible spot.
So go ahead and move me.
You need to get hit with crisp paper.
We make an attack to move into a position that we fucking killed you, bro.
I actually did not think that would hit you.
I feel like I've learned a lot right now.
I end my turn.
And then we hope that our mage survives.
Not looking so good.
wait maybe it's looking okay you go first next time let's try in your turn
same thing you're on you're on low life I'm thinking this one might be kind of
simple I'm thinking we might just make a move put you to sleep putting you to
sleep also hurt us okay who goes now we you go next I didn't even know that you
existed if I'm being honest with you I'm gonna try to save my life I didn't know
I didn't even see you there you might be going down fella
Cross pattern here kind of goes crazy and then Tank gets to act.
Tank's got to...
You're going to wake up next turn.
The bleed is really annoying.
You got to go here, magnify yourself now and of course land that beautiful attack.
It's tempting to throw you too, but you can only get thrown to an open, oh we can kill
and then throw.
Move here, smoke you.
But if I toss you are you going to wake up?
You know what, toss them on the broken glass.
That's going to fucking stem, that's a WWE move right there.
only have one unit left. It was, I think we're gonna make it, bro. Let's take a big
heal. We can kill you with range, I'm sure. Don't attack this guy. Yeah, yeah, come in
here and attack the tank. That's huge. If we could get an official taunt on the
tank, that would really hit the spot, too. Honestly, this seems crazy, but we have
to, oh, we can't fucking make a big enough move to get in poison dart territory.
Either way, we can at least get a coin because I don't think it's gonna impact
the turn of which you lose the game.
Literally, is there like food you could pick up? All we really care about is if
there's food you can pick up. If there's no food you can pick up, end your turn.
Shit, you better attack the tank.
Or crit. Oh my god, a missed because of the tall grass. Get behind the wall lad.
Don't get the coin! Don't get behind! You don't need the coin.
The coin puts you in a position to get killed. You're gonna kill my tank.
That's alright because he's got bulletproof vest so he takes no injuries, right?
Taking no losses. It's an easy one. Grab your coin. Not our tank, sorry, our melee.
Come back to life.
Stop trying to bait me into my planet of the apes movie joke.
I still don't understand why the lads were fighting though.
There's enough room in the zoo for everybody.
Plus five starting mana, plus five mana regen, lose all onspend mana at the end of your turns.
This actually seems like that's the move right there.
It's not gonna work man.
It's literally getting funnier every time I repeat the joke.
Luck.
Um, I'm gonna throw a random item in the hole.
We lost Sacred Heart, which was worn anyway, and we got Demonic Necklace.
Let me see what Demonic Necklace is, man.
Bruise 1.
Bruise 1, when you take damage, gain plus 2 damage.
Hang on.
Insane on a tank.
admittedly we take a lot more damage but we gain two damage every time we take
damage
is a sense an ass item
you're fear
is far away, it's kind of the start of the time
buddy i'm gonna level with you, you should be in the tall grass
immediately
i didn't even see you
Get into a position to tank some damage and hold.
These guys are going to have 10 HP each when they pop out.
That's going to be scary.
Chummy you're not acting for quite some time.
We lose all unspent mana at the end of our turn.
In that case, oh but a bomb goes fucking nutty, bro.
Oh, but then it spawns a bunch of lads that have 10 HP, which we do not want.
We fucking do not want at all, because we want to take them out one at a time, if possible.
So we'll brainstorm, we might as well magnify, and I think you save your bomb.
Big, big.
Okay, interesting move.
A little stun that you could do, I didn't know you could do that, okay, interesting
play.
He's finally put it on level ground.
I think our prerogative is that you have to die, and then, you know what, a poison nail
doesn't quite reach far enough, and then hold.
Literally good, we gained two damage off of that.
You have some problems though.
Who's acting?
Who's this?
spawn bro you think you're slick with it
show me X pretty quick I think we can get him no I think we can get him it's
jover I don't think so lad watch this one of those give me a quick exert move me
back. Let's see if we can fuck this lad up. He's done. Obviously he's going to fall asleep,
but that's okay because he gets an extra turn at the end of his turn anyway. Chum Dash and
I live. You're dead. You're going to do one damage. We can do something about that. Obviously,
oh, we don't want to fucking knock you back though. You know what we can do? Toss your
sorry ass onto some broken glass
and then literally just sit tight man
and you would like to get a kill here
but it's it's a spicy it's a spicy position to get a kill from
So honestly, I mean, trust me, I know that the bombs could do some work here.
I'm going to say coin, brainstorm, and you magnify just cause then you enter a double magnify.
Could have been swag either.
I think we slow play it and let our tank take the damage while we're taking out the other fellas.
People keep saying green needle.
Somebody tell me what green needle is.
It might just be one person spamming green needle, but I'd still like to know
You obviously need to die
Brainstorm it's all
I didn't think you could fucking hit me from there. It's a yanny. It's a yanny laurel. I didn't realize it was a yanny laurel
in that case like I was gonna say say no more but say a lot more bro I'm all
about the yanny laurels let me toss you let me toss you I'm aware of the fact
that at some point we're gonna have to do some damage honestly get up there in
tank, bro. I don't really want to toss you to an open slot. I want to make sure
everyone's taking a bunch of damage off this. I guess they only need to take one
damage to begin with. And honestly, I'm not gonna throw you because I don't want
you to get past me. I end my turn here.
And there's certainly a fucking part of me that thinks you could like triple magnify.
Can I be dead ass with you?
What do I care if the fella takes five damage?
He's a tank, bro.
that's what tanks do. Oh, shit. Hello. Thank you. Thank you.
I think Tomo would be a boss based on notoriety.
He would be like a celebrity boss.
I did meow.
Yes.
That's the question I'm answering.
I don't know.
There's no way for me to know until I hear it.
I thought that I got it yesterday, to be honest.
Come on the bed.
That is the bed in the courts, man.
One second, I think we're going alpha mode.
Smack him.
Didn't one of you die?
Oh my god, nobody died.
Who said it's over, by the way?
I think it's possible that you're about to be embarrassed, lad.
I gotta stop lad posting.
Oh, because Willa got back up because of the fucking, like, bulletproof, the, the, the
The onk, because of the onk, bro.
Wait, we don't even want to do this.
We want to throw you two,
oh, but an open space could fuck us up.
Take the shot, leave them there.
Big heal, and do not throw them.
Because the throw could lead to you getting killed.
And then literally just hodl.
Only seven damage.
Here's what it is. And we go next.
Don't do it. Okay, do it. See if I care.
I was hoping we could brainstorm twice, but that's okay.
You can throw them right next to you. That's right. For some reason, I was of the opinion,
or under the impression that you don't choose the tile that you throw them to.
You choose the one you throw it to. You just don't choose the enemy you throw if there's more than one adjacent.
than one adjacent. That's right. That's right.
We leveled up.
Start with two bonus moves. I mean,
two bonus moves seems crazy.
25% dodge chance on a unit that is kind of getting their ass beat seems kind of
crazy too. I'm going to take that, man.
And we got a little fish
and a little car battery.
An electric melee attack that is a 50% chance to chain to another enemy within 3 tiles can
only be used at full mana.
Plus 5 mana, lose all onspent mana at the start of the game.
I don't know if you ever get the full mana to be honest.
You might have the best chance to get the full mana as crazy as it is.
Belford plus one strength on a ring slot. No, you need you need the down protection
Used to heal 12 HP
Honestly, the bombs are really nice, but that could help us out of a jam
Use gain five movement for the rest of battle also kind of crazy
Climb easiest play of my life nine decks of course we're climbing the fence fjodor got creepy photo
You got to click the arrow.
Use a melee attack that inflicts fear 1.
Melee attack that inflicts fear 1.
I really doubt you're going to get a chance to use it.
We going hard route?
I don't know.
I got to see what my health is like after this fight against the can creeper.
You going first every turn is really starting to piss me off though, I'll tell you that
much.
Let's see what you do.
Shoots diagonally or dashes forward, leaving a fly behind can only be damage from the front,
spawns creep.
Alright, this is not forward, unless you move, so I feel like we're relatively safe here.
Obviously they moved, but you can't harm me.
I pass my turn.
You're an interesting one.
You're a very, very interesting one indeed.
Keep myself in the tall grass.
Brainstorm might as well magnify.
We lose all of our mana anyway.
Then we get 13 mana left next time.
Slide to the front.
See, that's not...
I don't think that's a great move, buddy.
I think that's a great move.
Okay, there's a fly and it didn't harm me at all.
To me, this definitely feels like a situation
where you stand right here and just keep staking out
until you can one tap the boss.
Go ahead and become the alpha.
This might sound crazy.
I think you need to be behind this.
Even though it costs us our alpha turn,
I can't risk you dying again.
Oh, shit.
You're going to shoot diagonally.
That's all right.
We'll figure out what we're doing.
Move here.
Lead them.
throw them here I then thought I would punch them obviously that's not gonna
work I should have punched them first considering how much damage it does
stand still then begum not a bad idea let me get a brainstorm and a magnify
eventually we'll get to the point where we can hit you which is looking right now
we can hit you from the tall grass blocked of course you blocked
slide to the front not even any point to shooting you to be honest I'm a little
bit scared of the fact that like I'm right next to you who goes next you're
gonna wake up then you get to go again but you're not gonna be able to do
anything. You're honestly scaring me Lad. Sorry I'm in my Lad era. I hate to say
it. I think we lose our take aim bonus and then just go chill over here. You've
woken up you have no health though. I guess I could have shot the fly before I
moves. Gain 4 mana when you eat him. I don't really want to put you to sleep. This boss
is chill. We're gonna one tap them, it just takes a second, okay? And I gotta remember
like the rules of engagement. I'm gonna, oh I have to be right next to you to double
your, your bleed? That's crazy, man. That's, that's fucking fine actually, I'll do it anyway.
I'm going to move over here.
Wait, wait, this is big.
I got a vasectomy last year from a guy in Seattle calling himself Dr.
Snip, who claims to have performed over 10,000 vasectomies, making him one of
history's greatest monsters of your Elon Musk.
And he only saw three cases of PVPS.
Every other complication was treatable or temporary.
Your loads will be wimpy or though love the content, looking forward to more
scrotal anecdotes. It's on my mind. It is on my mind. He's seen three in ten thousand.
The only thing is, like I would take those odds because the upside is huge, but the thing
is, do I trust the doctor to say he's only seen three cases? You might say like he's
got no reason to lie because he's already bred it anyway, but you might have an ego.
He is a doctor after all. No disrespect to the doctors out there. I'm sure you know
some to have any go
what's the upside
who's gonna tell him
who's gonna tell him
do I want to double your shit or do I want to put you to sleep
I definitely think I want to put you to sleep.
Locked.
You got to hit him from the front, bro.
I thought that would be like a mana casting spell.
In that case, I'm going to be a coward,
and I'm going to run away and stand in some short grass.
One damage.
creating creep is really bad though.
Okay, first things first, your ass is getting thrown.
Bro, I literally, as I did it, I was like,
what are you doing?
This fucker flies.
I don't know about this, this might sound crazy.
I can't really hit him
because I'll just be punching him on the side.
I'm just gonna go stand on the diagonal to him
and see what happens.
And then you, you have to get out of the creep.
Give me a brainstorm, two magnifies, and I don't think you can land a shot in any place
that really matters, that wouldn't ruin my life too, so I'm just going to end the turn.
Okay, bro, I can't get into a position to fucking hit you.
So what do we do?
Double your damage on the next turn.
Okay, there's a, I don't even,
fuck worrying about the flies, bro.
Do I not have anything you can eat?
Yeah, go ahead, hit me.
Hit me, see if I can.
You're on 26 life.
This is a dream come true for a fucker like me.
Cause now I can finally come in here
and beat your ass a little bit.
15 damage, right to the dome.
Then the full heal.
What are you gonna do about that?
That's what I thought.
You eat a little snack.
One magnify, if I could land it right there, would be fine.
Otherwise, I'm hitting you in the back, which I do not want to do.
And I don't mind hitting my tank.
I can move one space forward, cast a slightly better magnify
right there, or I'm not going to be
able to hit you with a cone, unfortunately.
I'd have to shoot it from this angle, which can't be done, so we're going to move two
spaces this way, which obviously moves me through creep.
Use magnify once, brainstorm as well, so that everything's cheaper for the next turn.
I thought the missile would like land here and then go poo, but it it shoots out in like a cone.
Where you going? No where. That's what I thought. Fly that attacks a tank as a dream come true.
I'm pretty sure this will be blocked.
I think you might be slightly too far this way instead of this way.
But I think I gotta take a chance.
Never mind. Boss down.
It's just that easy. My fighter is a liability. I spend the whole game just like...
Well, not doing much to be honest, but basically spend the whole game just having them attack once and then get babysittered in the tall grass. What the hell is this, man?
ranged attacker must be in creep to attack 20 health well I'd rather you didn't die so
if you excuse me I'll be exerting myself and then go into the tall grass again literally
awesome for me that you attacked my tank, thanks for being stupid. Now you have to pay the iron
price. We move here, mega blast you, 15 damage, and then kill you with a basic attack, huge.
Fyodor, Fyodor, what do we want on you man? I mean luck is obviously good for
crits and randomness. We don't really need your mana to be honest but some
constitution wouldn't be that bad either.
I never had a choice. And well hang on ice cream scooper. A melee attack that
If that's blind three and gives you a random eye trinket, if you don't have a trinket equipped
This is huge because we get another full heal out of this
It's a fear of the Hannibal
We this is not even close to me. We need more movement on our tanks. So turn one is not a disaster
Medic hat minus one damage your basic attack heals allies
Brother hear me out
battle archer
Wait, that's normal medical archer
so that the Ranger can fucking heal our fighter so our fighter can do stuff and
then when they're in one hit KO range we have the let me see what this does plus
one thorns minus whatever fuck that we already got some good stuff on our tank
so you fuck the fancy bow now you are a battle mage and I think honestly I'm
content to go here now sniper medic is fucking crazy you have 18 health what
What do you guys do?
Moves as far away as it can, reflects projectiles and knocks back units who contact it.
Alright, literally pick up a coin and your turn.
Can you break it, Ken?
Don't think so, Led.
There's some junk there, okay.
Now this is what I'm talking about.
We have so much movement and yet still I can't put myself in the right position.
Seems crazy.
Maybe go here so you're at a choke point and then inflict a little bit of bleed on this
guy.
I passed my turn.
You're an interesting person.
Move me behind the tire.
Might as well cast magnify.
Any chance we land a shot here?
Nope, that's okay. I end my turn.
I mean nobody's doing anything to us, so I'm not sweating it.
And honestly, it sounds crazy, but what if we just lobbed a shot at our own fellow there?
Plus 6 HP, he's feeling pretty good. End the turn.
Actually, fear is so good, because we do have a lot of like set-up time on our best abilities.
Wait, wait, everyone's adding Link the Hero.
What did Link the Hero say?
Did you hear that Clavicular was mid-Jester Gooning when a group of, I don't know if
I can say that one, came and spiked his cortisol levels?
What is Jester Gooning?
It's actually, I'm in a unique position to experience the change in culture in real time.
I saw it literally on Monday people started talking about
uh... jester maxing and jester gunning
and i'm still here trying to figure out what a chopper gang or is man
seems like the kind of person who is like all about protecting their friends
and family
please don't adopt this particular vernacular
but i'm something of a jester myself so it's
It's interesting to me.
Guys, why am I on 8 HP?
Did I not?
I thought I got healed like crazy.
Did I get shot by something?
Why wouldn't you be?
Well, I was on like 16 HP and then I healed for six
and now I'm on eight.
I guess I'm just wondering if anybody gives a fuck
The answer may be no and that's okay too. You know what? Stand still again.
I'm not worried about you because you got the damn bleed on.
So we're gonna step to you.
Yes we are. I'm going to punch and kill you
and then end my turn and that the tank is doing some great work just on their
Our attack sucks really bad.
Let's brainstorm and our turn.
I'm bruised y'all.
Here, take the shot.
Heals for 14.
What an incredible crit.
We end the turn.
I mean, I think we've got a great slow play build.
We might want to focus on just staying defensive and making it like borderline impossible for
us to ever die. Now on 22 HP you can actually fucking do something. I can have you pick
up some scrap. That's huge. And then you can move into the tall grass which also gives
you a coin. Big plays. What are you doing? You are taking some damage. I don't know why
I said it like that you are taking some damage, but check this out. I move you out of the creep
Kill you with just a punch
fully heal myself I
Don't know bro. I could I could throw a corpse somewhere. I don't really want to I like that. It's blocking the path
I end my turn
Now Baleen Baleen
I'm thinking can I land if I could just make a move and land an attack right there. That's kind of sweet
The cone if I stand here you get hit in the cone, right?
Yes, you do
My bad y'all I honestly think our mage is kind of insane they just need a lot of setup time
It's like whenever you do a
Like a who would win in a fight and then someone starts to say well
They still lose to Batman with infinite prep time and you got to be like well
I didn't know I was talking to a nerd of that that level sorry
I was just trying to see whether Goku or Superman could do it
Then all of a sudden, you know, you're having a little discussion and they pull out a machinima video as if it's like
Unobjective truth over who would win and you're like body body body I
Used to work with them trust me
an authoritative solar song on all that much. Check this out. I know that this guy loves
to like dash attack. Let's at least make sure he gets messy on the way. Hold the Lionel.
Now if I move here, I can attack here, three magnifiers, enough to at least hit the guy.
Unfortunately, I went one too far and it kinda hits me as well, but look at this.
Damn!
We're actually, we have a goaded run.
We actually have an incredible run, especially when units get scared at the start of the
game.
No int on our mage, huh?
No int on our mage is pissing me off.
I mean, there's always luck.
Your constitution being a little high would also be awesome.
I don't think your movement is that important.
It's definitely movement, luck, or constitution, though.
Ah, speed is pretty good.
getting to go faster. It's your speed right now four. Let's bring you. I totally forgot
I went hard path man. Treasure room. Frankenbolts. Frankenbolts. There's something about Mary.
Remember that? Mary Shelley. Yeah. I don't know if you've read the book. Electric immunity
plus two armor anybody fucking we're so back man here you go
electric immunity little something about mary mary shelly joke for you
sapphire at the hannabelle feels like an outcast she strays further from the
group what happened though
what's wrong with her
how'd you get the frank above the bolts the dude they should make a frankenstein
there's something about Mary. Chicken. Chicken. You don't get to act for a long time. There's a lot
of enemies here, man. This is a damn mess. It comes a chummy when killed. When do you go? You go
early. It would be nice for you to die. It would also be nice to kill the chicken, but we got to
prioritize some of these enemies first I think. When do you go? You still go
early and you go often? Why the fuck did I spawn you then? That was stupid. What the
fuck? 2 HP? Who goes next? You go then we get to go. Alright well obviously you
You gotta fucking relax.
I really don't care that you have thorns.
Wendy, you go again.
You go again insanely early.
You also go again insanely early.
Why do you get to go?
It's because it's based on initiative, bro, of course.
I have an idea, and I don't know, oh wait, my idea's fucked.
have to just make my move. I'm putting some bleed on you. Well I think, I think our
fighter's gonna get fucked man. It's Toss Enemy only? Well listen, I'll tell you one
thing, it's definitely not because we've already used it to toss an ally once.
that's simply not true but the other thing is it'll kill the dude regardless
because we get more knockback damage
well um obviously I don't know what it doesn't matter too much there but maybe I
I can convince you to hit me instead.
And by me, I mean the mage.
I really thought I could land a shot there.
That's my bad, y'all.
Let's at least hit this guy and get this chicken
cooking a little bit.
Oh, attack the tank, attack the tank.
Devastating, devastating news.
And now our mage is up front too.
Well, maybe not so bad because they're gonna have a chance to...
Uh...
Wait, can we fucking hit that? That's crazy.
They're gonna have a chance to land a pretty good cone next turn, maybe.
And I can't believe it, we actually can land a poison shot.
And this might fucking kill you because it goes through armor.
I'll be honest with you though, my fighter sucks, but I'm also the dude that made it, so...
Maybe like, I should look at myself before I...
before I blame anybody else.
Okay, so you gotta die.
Then we gotta toss you.
Beautiful.
I did make the sandwich, man. I can't deny it.
I made the sandwich.
I'll go ahead and have some supper.
Canadian posting? Don't, don't, don't, don't.
Yeah, yeah, okay. The mage instead.
And then when do you get to go?
You don't get to go until every other
fucking enemy in the game gets to go again. That's so insane. Any chance we
can just fry this fool? Gandalf style? More than a chance, bro. Enjoy getting
mega blasted?
And then I gotta get my ass to fucking Mars, bro.
Losing two units would be very, very untenable.
The smack literally doesn't matter.
How you doin'?
I think it's easy, bro.
Launch a crazy shot at your mage to keep them alive, and then literally send some poison
down mid maybe you can get some coins out of that in the future oh we're actually
picking up kills huge I end my turn hello to my favorite vtuber in chat chat
we had a surprise sick day for my daughter from school so my favorite vtuber
which is also my wife is not going to be live until a little later today she's
gonna be live at two and she'll probably go live a little later or stay live a
little later I should say. How often are plans sick days? Well that depends. Are
you cool? Can I can I pass you some information? Because it happens, it
happens now and then. Because we're cool parents. Okay watch this. That would
fucking fry you. So let's just use this instead. And then there is a part of me
like wouldn't that well magnify magnify I can't land the shot where I want no no
it's still good because we magnify twice and then attack fucking here to hit the
garbage can maybe spawn some shit and also still hate you I passed my turn
you're fucking out um
I pass my turn and start picking up coins next time.
Okay, you're literally mogging.
What are you doing?
Eight damage.
You're probably gonna fly away.
A little devastating for a guy like me.
Let's just land our how-to basic.
And then we'll catch you on the flip side.
Wait, I didn't even see the fella.
There they go.
I mean, this was a tough fight, man.
Mostly because my fighter dies in one second.
Okay, bust it open. Who cares? We get at least green needle a little bit. I'm thinking if
we move and then attack, we get some coins and then pass turn. I'm not even worried about
that type of shit um and then you what are you at 10 life move and pick up a
coin get a chance to buy some rare candies soon I'm not too worried about
it whoa they're fucking back wait wait to get their revenge wait maybe unit that
sucks plus the onk is kind of this kind of sick man
The full heal is very important.
We want strength or speed.
I think we definitely want speed.
Yeah, Constitution wouldn't be bad either if we could get it.
I think we want W speed, exactly.
Being able to get in and out early is kind of seems important to a beast like me.
Willa finds a strange egg.
I would smash it with our incredible strength and it's going to give me a Yoshi.
Willa healed the full.
Okay, fantastic.
We literally just did that.
That's fine though.
That's fine.
We go next.
The focused cats.
This cancels without charm, but we can keep putting one to sleep.
Who goes first?
You go first.
You have fear, so you're not going to do anything for a while anyway.
Well, you're going to move away, I guess, and then shoot us at range.
Keep it simple, bro.
Grab a coin, end your turn.
What do you do again?
You're blind.
That's right.
If I could just stay far away from you, that would be awesome.
I'm going to put you in a position to get hit because that's what your best at.
And then, put some bleed on that.
And if I'm being honest, let's get in front of our fighter so they have a better chance
to live.
Are they both blind?
No.
Oh yes, yes they are.
Okay, um, Green Needle, see now I'm using your memes against you.
I still don't know about Jester Gooning, but I'm using your other memes against you.
Move here, move here, magnify once, land your attack right there.
You do spit out some goo in front of you.
It's a poison shot, but you spin it right in front of you.
That's no sweat for a guy like me.
You're literally blind, so this hitting does not make sense,
but that's fine.
That's fine.
I don't think you need to heal yet.
It's better to use your heals later because you get strong.
I guess it's better to use your attacks later too,
because you get stronger now that I think about it.
But I don't want to heal you unless I'm healing you to full.
Let's land a good shot.
Oh shit, that's right.
That's all right, we'll shoot you next turn.
Well, I can't hit you, because you will hit my friend.
So what am I gonna do?
Put your ass to sleep, bro.
And if I hit you, you might wake up.
Let me see, it's a chance, right?
Being attacked has a chance to wake you up, where I'm not willing to take that chance.
So I guess we should have attacked and then sl- I know by the attack would have hurt you.
But grudgingly I must admit, right play.
You're gonna shoot a shot.
We don't care, that nine damage is worth it.
I could have thrown you behind me and then, or thrown you here and then attacked you as
well, I gotta think about that.
Hey, you get to fucking go next turn?
No, you get to go next turn, okay.
Obviously, you got some fucking problems, but guess what?
It's, ah, but I don't want to get hit by the Biden blast.
Move behind, Biden blast.
Huge.
Regular shot.
huge inflict fear you will move as far away of not great on on our fighter to be fair but
a little take aim i gotta keep you away from me though i don't really have any means to do that
so what i'm gonna do is i'm gonna hit you with a little heal you're not gonna kill me in one
one hit anyway we can afford to wait
you're literally taking more damage than me so why would I sweat it bro you
also need to heal desperately you also do not have a move I could exert and then
move closer and then attack I don't think it's really a great play and I don't
have enough mana to exert and then get over there and I can't double this from
range. I have to be right next to you. Ergo, I fucking chill bro. I mean I think I got you
in the fucking, in the pain corner bro. Like I'm thinking move on ya, toss you here, and
then smack the shit out of ya, and then fucking toss you here, and then toss you here, and
And then Tosya here.
He doesn't even know where he is anymore, man.
Horrible turn.
Absolutely embarrassing turn.
I think it's time for another Biden blast, man.
Street Fighter 6 gameplay.
I'm going to guess that that's funny.
I don't know enough about fighting against him, no whether or not it's funny, but
it sounds funny huge and we smack you it was funny okay that's what I like to
hear you're literally not gonna kill me so why would I care um similar you're
not gonna kill me again so we just make sure how's the team looking 35 teams
looking all right bro make sure you take one of those oh the crit heel
Literally don't even care about that.
Our healer is becoming insane.
It would be nicer if they could heal themselves, but alas.
If anything, you have to hit this fellow.
I don't think that's going to happen though.
I can at least, I can get to you and then put you to sleep.
It doesn't look like it's asleep.
You're supposed to attack. No, you're not supposed to attack as they would have fucking shot us bro smart. Can you sleep too well?
Nobody knows I am my turn then I can't afford to flick around
and you already know the vibes bro on 6 mana first you really think I won't push
you up against the wall and you got six bleed on you that's what I like to see
end turn why is the warrior at 9 HP again the streets are saying that healing
might be bugs, which would be devastating news for a guy like me.
So I hope that it's false.
Holy shit, okay now you have vision though.
shoots a poison shot when damage is a melee spin attack.
Maybe I have to knock you out again, I don't know.
I mean, I do think I should use my DPS to actually deal damage, but then there's another part of me that's like,
it seems like why wouldn't you just try to heal your fighter instead, so they can actually do something.
something we move behind you attack once this time holy shit what a fucking
attack then put you to sleep then you're gonna we end our turn you're gonna
wake up anyway this time we have to do we have no walls so we have to do it in
in a different order. First I have to throw you. Then I have to throw you. Then I have
to use a push attack to knock you over there. And I pass my turn. And then you are not going
to spin on me. You are not end mix. You will never be end mix. Um, 63 damage. I don't think
about that. I really like to heal. To me this seems like it might be, I don't want to put
myself in a position where I'm taking damage this might be a green needle
situation situation and then fuck the coins I might just like move as far away
as possible maybe I can land a shot here and do a little bit of damage at least
oh that's more than a little and then get the fuck out of town man you spin on
my tank horrendous decision on your part honestly everybody's chilling here
still we go for the next turn KO how serious am I about the next turn KO I'm
this fucking serious watch this lose your take aim bonus stack up as much
poison on him as you can. We get to act next anyway. Get in that ass Larry, that's exactly
right. What do we do next? We move up on you. Smack you. Car battery on you. I'm trying
I'm pressing the car battery and I'm attacking you with the car battery
You're sick and then we fucking kill you with the fighter. We kill you with the fighter, which you would never expect
Maybe the greatest day of my life
Piotr is now level five an attack that hits all units in a perpendicular line spend the coin to spawn a pickup on a tile a
A bait trap that attacks enemies.
All units in a perpendicular line.
All units in a perpendicular line.
It would heal as well.
Assuming the healing is working, which I hope it would.
You ever get a new alarm clock?
Get excited to hear it beep the next morning?
Bro.
Tangentially your story my mom had a green plastic
Kermit the frog alarm clock as a kid made every morning a damn dream come true. I
Can still picture the clock in my fucking head. I
Was also telling Cory was over on Sunday, and he was like looking at this chess clock that I had when I was 12
and I told him I
Used to get so bored as an only child in the pre internet days
That I would literally just look at the chess clock and then adjust the time so that it was about to flag and
Then watch the flag fall as the clock ticks and go holy shit. That was fucking awesome
I could do that for like 15 minutes, man if I got bored
90s were different
Yeah, like say or my my grandpa had a watch and if you press the button a voice went it is now
3 21 PM you would just wait for it to tick like another minute and then press
the button again it is now 3 22 PM you have holy shit it fucking works bro
honestly another attack option that cost mana might be them might be the move
Um, let me see what we're cooking up here.
Riddle, find a common when this breaks.
Anybody not have any glasses?
A snack, use it to heal some HP?
You might actually need that.
Use gain five luck for the rest of the battle.
I mean, obviously we're gonna try the boneyard.
Explain perpendicular versus parallel?
Well, I am wondering what perpendicular means
when you like choose a spot on the grounds.
Like I know it means at a 90 degree angle to something else,
but what's the something else?
Maybe it's like the way you're facing.
So like if I'm facing straight ahead,
perpendicular would be to my right and my left.
That makes sense.
What does clavicular mean?
Scientists are still trying to tease that one out.
Oh, shit.
Shambler will throw units that can reach lunges
a random direction at the end of its turn. Its melee attacks can inflict fear or doom.
It's four movement zero attack. Lots of luck. Well, it's gonna need lots of luck.
You get swung on. Pretty simple first turn to be honest. I mean, you might eat shit if
if I'm being honest with you.
It was like, look at that shit, you're fucking bleeding,
and now you're gonna fucking die.
That seems like an awesome start.
You, you're gonna lunge in a random direction.
That's something I'm not a huge fan of.
Give me a green needle really quick.
One of these, any chance I could land a shot that hits you?
Not quite.
Any chance if I move here I could land a shot that hits you?
No, but I would be behind cover.
So I take it here, and to be honest, I eat a little snack.
Not an efficient heal, but I eat a little snack
on that regardless.
And you're in an interesting spot.
I don't really want to get lunged on, but...
I mean, am I really gonna get the Fel for it again, award?
Like, that seems to have worked.
to me you're on 21 HP let's hope it stays that way
okay now then you got a hit that's not really a fair comparison but um you guys got to take
14 damage I don't see that happening I think you do you have alpha dog you do you just die
If I die so fast, I rarely get it.
So I'm going to give you a chance to get Alpha Dog, get a Scent, put the Fella to sleep,
and then pass turn.
Then the tank goes next.
The tank, I wanted to use the tank here because they do more damage.
So I'm thinking a little push your towel, but then we dash, so we want to throw you
first.
So let's throw you here, and then toss you here.
Doesn't really matter who they throw as long as it hits one of you
I'd like to hit you into a wall. That's not gonna happen. I'm realizing okay
Then this allows us to kill one big place and honestly, I think we're at the point where we can use our full heal and just chill I
Don't want you to wake up. Can I do 11 damage to you without hitting our fellow?
I'm gonna say no
Do we want to just blast you?
We will never look at chat.
It's just people saying Biden blasts, which by the way, I support, but.
Ranged heal might only last one turn.
Wait, wait, wait, why the hell did I lose my HP on Willa, bro?
Something ain't right.
Tyler, are you watching?
I think we've got a temp var here when we need to have a full static void main args square brackets
I think it's a bug with the onk
Oh because it always takes us down to 33 percent of our hp. Okay, so we'll take the onk off
That does make sense
a what's
check my head the kids these days don't know java
your fear already so you're not gonna hit me you're gonna wake up it would be
nice to hit you at the very least
if i were to move here
i could attack here
two piece might be the play let me see
two piece magnify
hold the fries, I'm watching my figure.
I said a junior bacon cheese.
I literally clicked it three times
because I was like, why wouldn't I click it three times?
And then I realized there's many reasons
why you wouldn't click it three times
because you might be hitting your own fellow
in the process, man.
Anyway, it worked.
Fear on the tank, not good.
But you do do no damage,
so I should probably just not prioritize you at all.
Bug with the onk, they say.
You already have fear.
I'm not going to wake you up.
Turns out I am going to wake you up.
Because I don't want to shoot anything else.
What do you have?
Six?
Seven?
He said, six, seven.
You know what?
I would actually forget your take aim bonus for now.
Teleport to some grass.
Start working on this fellow.
Why not?
And then we do have a perpendicular shot that
can't hit anything well you know what lesson learned he's woken up and done
nothing this is still huge for us because all we do is attack you and then
make you fall asleep again kind of a dream come true for a guy like me you
need to take six damage absolutely beautiful territory for a biden blast I
think these ones could go all the way man
Gigo unfortunately take aim I know I don't want to wake you up so you know
what we'll we'll go stake out mode so we can do double damage next turn why is
it called a Biden blast you ever been on nine gag
pretty good website you should check it out
Double Brainstorm, bro.
I bet we could get to the point on a boss fight where Magnify could hit like the whole map.
I do want to test one thing, so obviously I could kill you, but I want to see if we can
go from 7 to 14 to, I think it'll go to 30 because we should get one extra damage from
Take Aim.
Imagine
Medic hat on the mage could go kind of crazy too, so I don't want to accidentally kill him so just put him to sleep
And turn and turn and turn
No, it doesn't sadly
Why does Marty cry at the end of the movie? No spoilers, please.
It's because he knows he's not going to have enough time to play ping-pong anymore.
A lot of people took the ending in a different way.
Take it from someone who's been there. It's because he's like,
oh, how am I going to win the ping-pong competition next year?
I'm not going to have enough time to practice.
Role could be sick for some movement, man.
Trample one tile diagonally, displacing a unit is kind of crazy too, toss a unit to
an empty tile within three tiles of you, then your allies attack it if they can.
The thing is, I like tossing three times though.
I think this is like too, it's too sexy.
It's too sexy.
We need something less sexy, but that's actually good.
Turn a tile into dirt, smashing any inanimate objects into rocks.
one tile diagonally. I mean, brother, I'm being real with you. I think it might just be a roll.
But a trample could actually be sick, too. One trample is basically like two move,
and this only costs two mana. I actually like that a lot, because we already have a lot of
speed. Trust me on this one. Tank is like the only unit I really feel like I know how to build.
I'm sorry to say this. I'm sorry to say this. Isaac, we ignore this one. I don't have the right
stats man um why is that cat kind of Daniel Daniel Daniel you see Marty
Supreme yet you're kind of the Marty Mauser of Mugenics man I've got a
beautiful squad here I ain't gonna lie to you you need to get rid of the onk you
know what why don't you take fetus in a jar
no is it good it's really I still think one battle after another is good and I
I think uncut or is better, and I think uncut gems is better, but I do think Marty's a five
We got damn Larry's bro
Ranged attacker digs away when damaged
The safties need to branch out what you need them to make a stardew valley movie
So you can have something cozy to watch for once shit's about real life, bro. Not up lock in. Sorry. I love you
I love you. I love you. We need an orange movie so we can follow it
we need an orange movie so we can see it on the white screen you know what this
says this says class
what do you guys do comes back from the dead if its body is not destroyed has
nine attack okay we'll fuck off obviously fuck off I'm not gonna move up
there you have to be out of your damn mind bro
Get in the tall grass and pray. Oh, I have an item so I can't even use my fetus in a jar, man
Ain't nothing but a peanut. Okay, you're interesting
Well, I have like you know what wait, let me try something here make a move bowl over diagonally
knock you over here you pop out over there that ain't gonna save you stay in
the tall grass nice miss tall grass is gonna be big on this one
I want you in the tallgrass too, I'm not sure I want you, you know what you should be in
the tallgrass up there.
Make your move, take a chance and break away.
This is a classic green needle magnify turn.
That allows you to launch your magic dart, the likes of which you've never seen before.
Also hits a chicken, gives us some chicken cope and chicken seed.
I don't know if we're ever going to get that chicken, we're going to try though.
This is a divide and conquer situation, okay, you need to be in the tall grass.
If I move, if I move here, can I still shoot you?
I can, okay, so this is big.
Who gets to go?
I mean, I think we got to start, we got to fucking prioritize, either launch a shot,
UUAAAAS!
That's fine. Spend your mana, knock him out, he'll come back in a turn.
This is a huge fucking day.
So who- when do you come back?
Not for- not for some time.
It would be nice to get our tank up there. You go next. Oh dude, the tank is gonna go fucking ape shit up here.
Let me think for a fucking second, okay? Let me think for one fucking second. You go next.
This is a bit of a spicy position for the fella to be in, don't get me wrong.
Fuck it, no, we have to, we have to try again, get him.
Devastating, we moved to the tall grass.
Tank, tank, hit the tank, big miss, okay.
Obviously this person's got to go. I'd like to knock you out as well, but you're a lower priority than actually guaranteeing that we get a kill
So we throw your body you have 12 armor each shit
Beautiful, okay, then
fuck it bleed or whatever you can't bleed you're made of metal god damn okay well one
things for sure I can stop you from attacking well if I if I could throw you once I could
stop you from attacking so that's pretty big I guess I end my turn and fuck off we
We can just juggle in my aim and sweat in it, bro.
Larry's gotta go.
That's a given.
And then this might be a move, a move by it in blast type situation.
I really don't want to not be in tall grass, though.
If you're standing here, you move to the, this is a big fucking play.
at this. Not sweating the cat in the slightest. Pass my turn. You're still
afraid. You've woken up. That's fine. We know that's gonna happen from time to
time. We're not doing 12 damage to you. We know that. So what do we do? We knock
out these cats. Keep yourself in a position to screw these cats over, man.
And then you know what?
Yes!
Why does my nail do so much damage?
Trust me, I'm not complaining.
We start with a toss.
Ignore shield.
Oh my God!
You go before the fella does.
So we got to toss you one more, I don't know because I can't have you in the fucking tall grass
We got to wipe you
Okay, okay, okay, I am my turn
It would be awesome to do 12 damage to you, so I'm gonna do 12 damage to you
It turns out this shit is actually easy man
Now is there any chance we kill this chicken on this turn?
I don't think so.
To be honest with you, I think he's getting away.
But it could be worse.
Longtime chatter, first time viewer.
How you enjoying the game so far?
Honestly, it's been so long since there was a goaded roguelite that's come out.
I think they've actually done it.
And it's been so long since there's been, in my opinion, a goaded XCOM like as well.
I love Into the Breach.
The problem with Into the Breach is that as a streamer, people don't get invested in
the story.
They just sit there and go like, it's just a type A paradise.
This has enough style.
Into the Breach is an amazing game to play, by the way.
watch maybe not as much but this gives you a story line, it gives you cute cats, it gives
you something to get invested in man.
In front, move in front of an enemy, force a unit to move towards you, you can only use
it after you kill something, gain zero mana, increase the spells mana game by two at the
end of each turn.
It is more of a puzzle game.
Dash forward one tile and attack with knockback.
Kind of a good initiator at least.
Two mana.
I think we, I think we launch on this.
We know what this is, 15% dodge chance?
This could be the run of all time, man.
We already have a creepy photo.
I don't need two creepy photos.
I can't even figure out how to use the first one.
This is an ignore play.
We got a buff for ignoring.
Sounds like my chungust life.
It is midnight summers like, or is it midnight summers?
It is Midnight Sun's like as well.
The problem is, so called free thinkers when the cats are actually Iron Man.
Fuck my chubb life.
Spawn's maggots, evolves them and gives them bonus turns, trample.
Okay, well obviously that's the sort of thing that we can't allow to happen.
So instead I'll just move here and do nothing.
Now we're talking.
Trust me, I see the fucking bird, okay?
I see the bird.
The bird is our second priority.
First priority, punching that dude in the head, getting some leech on him, getting a little
bit of bleed on him.
I would love it if you could get to the tall grass. That's obviously not gonna happen
But you know what you can do you could start to fuck up that bird with a little green needle a
little magnified and
Then pop this bad boy down right there
What the fuck did you do to my bird well?
It's melee attack is a chance to stun swap places with a unit to move
Not ideal anyone low on HP
No one's low on HP. Okay, easy. Double damage next turn.
Literally just made me even stronger.
I have no fear from this bird.
Okay, that actually might be bad though.
You got to act again as a result of that?
That's a long fucking trip for me.
Do I ever get the god you fucking killed the bird god damn it every fucking time
Simply you move you attack
You put them to sleep
And then I suppose we could have used that first my bad y'all um I
I do think you got to take out the boss but there is also a part of me that's like you
know what I mean it's easy enough to just knock you off the face of the planet and then not
have to worry about you anymore.
And then end our turn.
You have woken up.
It's almost a perfect Biden blast.
i think it's a move
into a perfect at this by the blast doesn't get you though okay well
that's fine still pretty on the list of sleep bro do not buy it and blasts
definitely do not buy it and blast is a use of brainstorm and then to magnifies
and then what you really don't want to do you don't want to wake him up
you want to just kill the the little child and go about your business
he'll wake up naturally next turn anyway
We got take aim on this turn and I can hit you pretty good, man.
I can hit you for 14 damage, right to the dome.
And then pass my turn.
We're going to beat Mugenics, folks.
I've heard from a reputable source that beating the Boneyard
and beating the Sewers is only really like beating Mom.
So I'm not getting too excited just yet.
But I think we're having a pretty good run.
I can't deny that.
I think...
Nails don't have to hit the enemy.
Um, okay, but can you tell me why I would burn my mana,
casting nails into the ether for no reason?
When instead I could save my mana and do a sweet double damage
attack with it later instead?
Can you riddle me this?
It's six and five.
Six and five seems good here.
Cool factor.
Can't deny that.
Guys, this has knockback.
I should not have done that attack in that order.
But you know what?
Put this fella to sleep.
I still get a little value.
6-7! Yes, man!
Thank you for- I didn't even notice it first.
6-7, bro.
28 damage.
You really think I won't push you up against a wall?
I don't know what happens.
I might accidentally throw my teammate.
So I've decided not to do that. I decided instead to eat some supper
As a Biden blast
Want to see how a magnify might look here. I think we would just land it like that. We don't want to accidentally hit our teammate
What are you gonna do yeah, go ahead and you take me see what happens big brain ass worm
bro ever since we got a heal archer like nothing can stop us all I see how
this shit fucking works now so we can fucking just hit you with this and kill
you apparently which I did not see that coming to be honest but and then we'll
fucking kill you cuz our love status to go to and then we'll fucking throw this
shit at you and poison you as well and you might be fucking dead dude the
But the archer is crazy!
It took a minute to get there, oh my god.
It took a minute to get there but, oh there's, oh that's a corpse.
They figured it out, that's for damn sure.
You would probably pass the time and then just have you finish the job.
There's a long ass run.
We can make anything cheap.
Tunnel, tunnel costing zero.
Oh, it's only once per battle.
Injure yourself then gain damage.
An ice spell that increases range and slow every turn.
At two turns it gains immobilize one.
At three turns it gains freeze one.
i mean this works so well with uh...
with magnify
i think i'm gonna take
this is really good man immobilize one of freeze one
i'm gonna go to the bathroom really quick before i make a rash decision i'll
be right back
that's good piss man um I honestly feel I feel like ice surge is gonna be so
crazy and so cheap I do see how this could scale with the healing hat of
course I think this is gonna be awesome you did you fucking got me again god
Damn it, bro
You fucking got me again, I mean this is obviously great for like AOE don't get me wrong
Now that I think about it freezing actually kind of sucks fuck it. Let's go for the meme
52 cents
Obviously, it's rare candy. This is insane level six on our mage reduce
The cost of all your spells by one mana including itself
Injure yourself gain three magic damage and mid a sparkle
You'll high damage in a larger cone
Your basic attack gains plus two range and plus one area. Oh shit, bro
okay
the brainstorm that
That buffs itself
Kind of seems incredible
And we could get to the point where Mega Blast could become really cheap.
I think you gotta go Brainstorm, man.
Plus one luck you can reroll your options when you level up.
Oh shit, we're fucking actually playing the game now.
Holy fuck!
You don't need injury immunity anymore, you're actually kind of pogging.
Of course we're going hard mode, bro.
This run is like, it's the best I've ever had.
And when it started, it fucking sucked, too.
We made it work.
Funny life, what are you guys doing?
Eats corpses and becomes stronger, taking damage, weakens it, and spawns poison food.
So you want to kill them before you make too many corpses, I see.
Did you guys do it again?
Digs away when damaged.
I would still like to melee you.
And then hopefully you'll dig to a place where I can charge you.
Oh my god.
They fucking did.
You got nothing.
You got nothing because you're afraid.
You come over here and do a lot of damage but it's literally to my tank so I could care
less.
So we move on here and let's just keep it simple stupid.
I don't really want you to use your heal yet because I want you to have some maneuverability.
You could always maneuver first and then heal later.
What's your, is your movement really one?
It's two, still pretty bad.
So much for the tall grass.
All right, so obviously, you brainstorm.
And then after your brainstorm, I think you,
my bad, y'all.
I have to put injury immunity on myself,
which I think is bulletproof best.
I thought it would, I thought the injury yourself was like deal damage.
Fair enough.
Um, just, just move out here.
Ain't that special?
Thirteen damage, kind of a sick fucking joke to be honest with you, but
we'll figure out what to do about you, man.
But for now, you can't hit that far because the coin blocks it.
all right i have i have my play
it may lay attacks
you have twenty four armor which is fucking crazy
within move
so we're not in the range of the corpse eaters
refresher obo i don't want you to fall asleep next turn that falling asleep
next turn is is very bad
maybe your corpse will just get eaten by one of the corpse eaters and then i
won't have to deal all this damage to you
I know it makes him stronger, but it's one less unit to deal with.
Oh, shoot, he came back to life instantly.
Flanking maneuver.
That's right, poison darts ignore armor.
That's right, that's right.
brain storm knock you out who goes next you go now you're not gonna get to me
okay so we want to knock you out so a poison dart can kill you
well are you seeing are you seeing this the only question is do we want to
move forward to okay I have it use this once move forward to
Land the shot right here.
Chill on that.
He wakes- oh my god, he wakes up again.
At least it kept him from doing anything that could have been even more important.
You got 20 alive.
Who goes- who goes there?
You go and you go?
Oh shit, this is kinda nasty actually.
i think we need to heal you
and then how about uh... about a perpendicular shot like
how much it does eight damage
i'd rather just landed on you to be honest i could have at least stopped you
from acting but
i think it's a cute play instead of a good play so you're gonna like
you're gonna hit me pretty good i think
are you gonna be there
this however may also knock out the other lad now he only took one damage
that's fine
i didn't look at all that who's gonna act next
that's gonna sting insured
any chance you do twenty damage
rather be surprised if you didn't
bowl them over. Toss them to an adjacent tile. Toss them to an adjacent tile. Toss them to
this one so that we can get a coin out of it when we punch them in the head. That's
not how that works. Um, you know what? Go ahead, grab me some coins. Oh, fuck.
Oh, shit.
Well, obviously you got to go.
Um, they're kind of begging for a Biden blast, though.
First step.
Why would you fear this guy?
We have infinite magnify, but we don't really care about magnify.
At some point an infinite mega blast would be kind of sweet, but definitely we do want
at least one.
I think you want to move here, you want to brainstorm once, move, move here, but here,
any chance we're going to, when do you get to act again?
Not for the, we have to stop you from waking up though.
Magnify once, attack here, Brainstorm, Brainstorm, Brainstorm, Brainstorm, goes down to 1.
Okay, I mean it's still really good.
And now the cones go fucking crazy, bro.
cones only cost two and then on the table be so I'd love to keep you alive
ideally I don't know if seven's gonna be enough to do it when do you act we got a
minute I don't think I'm gonna do 18 damage to you as much as I would love
too. Oh fuck we fucking killed you. That's you've saved my life.
Move here. Take poison damage because I didn't know that there was some shit
there. Knock you out.
Not even any point to doing anything else. Maybe put you to sleep, see what
happens maybe you won't wake up I think we can kill this guy with a dart but we
might as well move over here first just to see yeah indeed man yeah indeed give
him a little bleed doesn't work he's made of metal he woke up anyway even though
he woke up twice I guess um well I think the play I mean obviously a poison
dart just kills him but like we can also just this spam bite and blast is like so
easy but it also hits my attack
it's like it just moved to his backside instead and then do 14 bite and blast in
single turn. Okay, we have the greatest squad in human history. This is outrageous.
The odor is leveled up. The upgrade gains stealth, throw two poison nails, an attack that hits and
immobilizes, and your turn ranged abilities do double damage.
I mean, immobilize is kind of awesome, bro.
Two nails. What is stealth anyway?
50% dodge chance to lose it when you get hit.
Two nails is good too, but I think we're fighting the last battle on that one.
I think I want them to be immobilized.
That's not a metronome, bro.
You ain't slick.
I know what that is.
Okay.
You want injury immunity on you.
And then, then we can, well then we're just going to go insane.
It's an older metronome?
Yeah, for water use only.
I'm going to heal with red. Red is always healed.
The entire party healed for five. That's huge.
Will attack all adjacent units with its melee attack when its backside is underground.
Goes upside down when damaged. Unbed.
will attack all adjacent units with its melee attack when its back side is
underground
adjacent is adjacent on a cross or is adjacent on a ring
Because if it's on a cross, it's on a cross.
Who goes next?
I mean like if it's on a fucking cross, bro, check this out.
Well, he does no damage though.
He has zero attack.
Oh, when it's butt, when it's butt is, I see, I had it confused.
With the butt up, he's actually harmless.
Was upside down when damaged, so don't hit him again, only hit him once per turn.
Or hit that guy if you could, but that's fine.
I think we want to, this is enough to fuck you up, bro.
I'm just going to toss your ass right here and then I really don't care.
Oh, he doesn't flip over again.
That's crazy.
You just fart on him.
That's nothing.
The way you fart, get up and then attack 12 times.
That hardly seems fair.
Obviously we brainstorm.
Do we injure ourselves on this turn?
Definitely seems like it could be the move to move one over here.
Injure yourself, gain three magic damage.
and then hit you for 8, which actually kills you.
And then end turn.
And then you're gonna fucking kill my fucking fighter every single time you're gonna come
up.
FUCK YOU!
Wait, they lived.
Okay.
Everything's literally fine.
It's never been more fine.
Cause we fucking crit on that huge end turn.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
You get to act 70 times a turn.
You just act forever!
Popped out of the damn ground, man.
That is fucking crazy.
I mean, I'm gonna say it, bro, that seems un-fucking-fair.
That's why we gotta ruin your life.
Something like this.
Okay, thankfully you're dead.
And then...
Just go chill in the- oh, but you can't go in the tall grass, because I might miss my
shot.
So I gotta put you here, and then there's a little prayer involved.
sleep you can't die when you're asleep. It's that simple. You're acting very soon.
I'm going to try something.
Move here. Roll diagonally. Push the fella over. He's got 18 health.
Attack him.
I don't think I can kill him, but I can definitely knock him around a little bit and then heal
up.
He's farted in my general direction, flipped himself over.
Okay, here come the 25 attacks.
No, man, this is a joke.
Then either way, obviously we brainstorm, you guys are one hit away, obviously we, well
we can brainstorm one more time, then you would corrupt, sorry green needle, green needle,
11 damage make sure he's fucking dead grab yourself some coins might as well do it
twice I guess you might as well fucking do it twice bro 14 magical damage and
you you're you might die you might die but you literally are going to die so we
have to do that and then this immobilizes immobilizes I don't think the
immobilizing is actually like that relevant but keeps you in place at least
don't don't fucking thank God you have fear on you bro are you a spawner oh
Oh my god! God damn it!
Can brainstorm one more time and then there's, I mean, the damage is one thing.
It would be nice to get the 20 damage which only requires two more presses.
And then there's no way we're not with three magic darts or three magnifies like you're
frocked buddy but it doesn't increase our range oh no it does it does but it's
the problem is it's gonna hit me too
well I guess you would just move it to the side so that didn't happen but we'd
go at least one more, hang on. And then at least one more. Okay, that's awesome. If you're
gonna do that, well just hold it right there. You might as well injure yourself three times
or four times.
And then drop this shit right here.
We've got a problem with this beast though.
Move yourself, move yourself here.
My thinking is maybe if we move here the tank will eat the shot instead.
Take aim.
Now here's the thing.
live because I don't think we can fucking land a shot and kill you your what's
your movement like five I don't think you can get to me but to be honest
you'll a fella up just in case pass your turn
best day of my life you need to take 15 damage tell me something I don't know
Bro
Mugs, okay, there's hope yet
Rodden me
Willa has now leveled up better dash
Dash forward any number of tiles. Holy shit and flip sleep and bruise
Double the units poison. These are all ass man. I mean dash forward any number of tiles
is kind of crazy but if anything we got to get him out of here. Think. The sleep. Oh
that's right I can reroll. That's way better. That's way better bro. I think I want constitution
on Willa. Willa's been running into problems.
Money bag. I thought that was a shop.
Becomes 25 coins when you return home.
We inspect or run? We run on this one?
Don't take any chances, bro.
Willa turns and runs away from the grave.
Furniture box. Please tell me it's regular furniture.
Oops.
It becomes a random piece of furniture when you return home. That's fucking huge. You're right. You need to not have car battery.
It's fucking time.
The focused cats versus Dibbock. Can't touch this.
Classic, classic contemporary reference.
avoids your attacks we'll get revenge on the cat who kills it avoids your
attacks and you guys are all spawning tombstone could something be inside
cheeky ass let's start by breaking the tombstones man we got we got some time
yeah I thought so get him that's big for a guy like me
fetus in a jar I'm just thinking small bomb
why not bro get this party started
It's a move?
You're gonna die in one hit, so I think I'm gonna put Bleed on you.
Kill you.
And then I think we just toss you over and over, bro.
And by over and over, I mean the one time that I can toss you.
Don't give me fear don't give me fear they've sapped all my mana but that's not so bad they're
gonna burn or bleed to death anyway at the end of this turn okay now this is where we
fucking party brainstorms injure yourself we could probably move and get the kill but
So you're gonna die anyway, right? End the turn.
Take aim. Who needs the help? You need the help.
Enjoy some of that. Pass the turn.
Oh, shit! You're right, we got a fucking tomb here.
I think that's just cover though. I don't think that's anything special.
The two- Oh, shit, these ones!
But wait, do I even want- or, wait.
I guess you just press control and see what's actually relevant.
I don't know if we have to break the tombs.
Maybe we have to break them until
it doesn't avoid our attacks anymore. Maybe you spoiled the boss for me and I
and I love you for it.
Start with this, because this does more damage.
mm-hmm
You haven't even attacked yet. Yeah, I bet you'd love for me to attack so that
The boss could like avoid my attack and then have someone go why is he attacking before he's even opened the tombs yet?
I bet you would love that shit. I bet you go fucking crazy for that
The fuck is doom bro when it hits zero you die
Okay, well we just simply have to create a world where that's not gonna happen.
Should be easy enough.
Okay, first things first.
I actually think we're gonna get there.
You're obviously cooked.
We want to take zero damage against you.
I passed my turn.
Bro, I'm already doomed.
Like, what are you doing?
Yeah, and you missed me somehow, anyway.
I think just for sport, you've avoided my attacks because I haven't hit the final tomb yet.
Of course.
Or maybe not, I don't know. I don't know, honestly.
let me check something no no enemies or no tombstones I mean he's moved
backwards he's avoiding my attacks definitely you're doomed anyway walk
Talking to the fire, bro.
Figure out what we're going to do with the fella.
Literally doesn't even matter.
Uh, yes, surround maybe.
Surround maybe makes sense.
What happens if I do this?
What happens if I grab him and toss him?
I don't really want to toss him because he's tossing him to like a better position for himself.
It's better if he's here, but he's gonna move regardless.
But if I attack him, he's just, well, you know what? Moving into the fire is good.
And we, oh, we fucking fucked his life up anyway, bro. That's awesome.
Hear me out?
I deadass don't care if I burn look at this you're in a world of hurt lots of
burn thinking my man it doesn't even matter to a beast like me that there's
no way well I shouldn't have stood so close to him but I was like there's no
way he can get out of here I do too much damage man and I my range could be too
fucking huge I think I want to I want to be able to do 27 damage this turn sorry
to the the Andes who want to see infinite moves but I at least I have to
try and if he rolls to the right whatever you get some more burn on him I
can live with that for some reason where you going bro you're getting even
more fire
Hmm. Nobody's really at a risk of death.
I would like you to roll backwards when I shoot this.
You roll to the side.
I would like you to roll down when I shoot this.
He's rolled backwards.
Okay, I end my turn 37 you have 12 burn.
Simply put...
Ah, fuck.
I was going to say simply put you have to go.
We still hit you like crazy on this, oh unless you go that way motherfucker!
I have no mana.
my turn. Feed that ass with me, how do we do this?
Force him to roll backwards? I was hoping maybe we could immobilize him, but obviously
that doesn't really make sense. You're gonna die next turn.
What the fuck?
I was blocked from healing my own teammate?
Oh, because of the equipment.
Bro, there's nowhere for him to go.
I'm sorry, if I move here and Biden Blaster should be over, because there's nowhere for
you to roll.
There's nowhere to go, bro!
Oh, shit.
bro he's infested the fucker that I that I killed him with this is
devastating I should have killed him with a weaker unit well I end my turn
Oh shit
What do you mean stop it in yourself, oh wait, we're still gonna win I
Can't I can't land the shot bro. I can't land the shot is this a sick joke I
Can't do anything I can't land the shot I can't move I
I can't bite and blast you have one more turn anyway. Oh
The way
It's time for a bite and blast man. Wait, but what if he fucking dodges it?
Move once I'm not fucking around
And it's a then it's a Biden a full Biden blast
You still got these lads
Holy shit, we actually landed a shot. I'm not dying to wisps. It's that simple. Holy cow. We made it out
3 achievements too. Choose a passive to upgrade on Baleen.
Holy shit. When you spend mana each ally gains plus 1 mana. What the fuck?
And this is also great but when you spend mana all allies gain mana and we're going to be spending mana like crazy on this build.
not that we ever get to use them again but what the hell's going on at the end
of the boneyard bro what is this fighters can now learn dual-wheeled
tanks can learn bouncer hunters can learn thrill of the hunt majors can learn
three yeah yeah we'll be biting an artery that's coming out of the ground
for sure the cats excitedly lap up the warm blood and feel the stresses of
their long journey wash away and the focus cats return home holy shit everybody wants
to talk to me now I'm sure of it ah shit man did we had too much inventory management
though. Anything worn is done. I'm sorry. There's some good shit in there. Don't get me wrong.
Anything consumable. It's not consumable. This was really good. Dodge chance seems really
good. Crit chance seems really good. That's amazing for tanks. Medic hat seems unbelievably
good keep the fancy bow I guess it is red now that I think about it we can't
just be dumping red items we literally never use this to dump it we'll never
use odd remote injury immunity was kind of crazy with the right synergy and you
know what scary baby was pretty solid to poison one then your attack becomes a
puke shot some dodge chance there I'm not gonna stress the inventory management
too much to be honest with you. Somebody wants to chat. Butch wants to chat.
Someone make a deal with the devil Necromancer in the house. It's the bee.
I don't know. I think I think I can figure out what that means.
And I don't want to say it. The leech queen who never stops sucking your blood.
Yeah, the neck grows pretty cool. It's just that smell that gets to me.
I just can't get down with that rotted rotting flesh stench.
Necromancer color now available.
Gary baby that was a great run
Also gotta leave me. Let me think we got some shit to fucking do bro
How are you guys doing down here they're uncomfortable because there's too many cats didn't we get a random piece of furniture
We did one comfort and one stimulation
Doesn't even really fit up there um, maybe this should be the breeding room and this should be the the room where they go to just exist
With a hundred and five I did want to go I
Don't want more I want more regular storage, but I guess we can't get there
Duka flies one comfort one comfort one apparel seven plus two comfort holy shit, bro
It's the most comfortable place on the fucking planet, kind of, even though there's so many
cats down here.
I can absolutely live with that.
Honestly, I would just end the day, man.
Lego got together with Piotr, but no kitten was made.
Snobber got together with Parley.
That's the good combination, bro!
Chimi got together with Saphira de Yannabel and made two kittens Saphira de Yannabel started a fight with Marissa and suffered a torn tendon
What's wrong with you?
You're you have goat lineage you can't be getting into fights
So we'll be sending our worst cats to you
your Latina is coming for you what the fuck count can only can I I want to see
a count can only is all about I catnip spin five coins game 10 mana when you
knock back a unit leave a rock with that unit was you're built to be a tank
bro loon will of course sephira torrentendon ain't that bad it's not
hereditary. Who else we got? Flynn. Flynn can ponder and gain some intelligence. Akiyama
has some supper, also a great tank ability. Zaya can gain some charisma. What is that
called? Constitution. I will say we're gonna have some trash cats. Let me let me mark some
for this missile belt. Some oldies. Will is pretty good. Saphira is pretty good.
Fyodor is pretty good. Bailene is pretty good. Marissa? I mean Marissa, you were the
goat for a minute. Don't get me wrong, but I think it's time for you to go to the
pipe. We're gonna need some upgraded storage for sure at some point.
I assume you notice the extremely large cat roaming the city. She got that name
from her ability to capitate cats in a single bite. She had this thing about
consuming their victims. Can you wrestling their flesh like a lover would if she
devoured them? A true sadist. She vanished a while before you showed up but she's
back and listen you only have a few days to prep for her and this is where you
get to use your retired cats oh legacy cats oh shit that's awesome bro oh no
we literally dump Marissa Marissa is nothing bro as long as we got a willa a
sephira a fjodor and a bailing I'm not sweating okay you do have 15 range though
that's kind of swag I guess we would just simmer on this one for a minute let
Let me throw, oh seven days bro, we have so much time.
I'm not worried about that in the slightest.
Let's slash marker though.
We'll call that the Mugenics 2.
We put up the overlay for a second.
We're gonna figure out something to do for an hour
in 10 minutes man, cause the runs are so long.
Yeah, seven days might actually be like, uh, like two weeks of streams.
Oh, let's take it with stretching.
Stretching, stretching you.
Put your loving arms down, baby.
Maybe he's onto something.
He's fucking on to something, man.
Yes, Chibli, Chibli!
You got me out of you, Chibli.
Is he switching games?
Yeah, but first, I mean,
I'm running off a 22 sleep score right now,
so you gotta give me just a second.
I'm just enjoying like closing my eyes and staring into darkness.
You stare into something with your eyes closed.
It's 22 good.
It is in Rogue Jack sometimes.
I don't really want to solo queue in CS to be honest with you.
I want to play CS but I don't want to solo queue in CS so I think we should do the Bulse.
Chib's right there.
Librarian, I know you're at 22 or whatever,
but once you reach the ripe old age of 28 like Chibley,
you start to resent having a zero second lead time
on a question you get asked on stream.
It starts to feel like a little bit of a suicide pass.
Chiblee's 56.
I don't know about you, but he's looking 62.
I wouldn't know that, to be honest with you.
Librarian's 67.
He wishes, bro.
Librarian, can I ask you something?
Did you watch a Finnish movie just because of the fact that I called out that every single
one of your movies that you watch is Japanese?
Did you say I got to mix this up and watch a foreign movie from Scandinavia as a result
of that?
Cut, cut, cut.
It's the dolls, y'all.
Let me go, main game. Main gaming scene, that's where we want to go. Have you seen another
round? Yeah, yeah, I've seen another round. I've seen every foreign movie. I've got lots
of videos on Druke. I've got lots of videos on Yi Yi. Yeah, yeah, bro, I got a whole series
on In the Mood for Love. This is, this looks like lethal weapon, bro. This looks like Danny
lover and Mel Gibson walking into a building. I honestly refuse to believe that this is
not lethal weapon 2 then. The houses actually point to lethal weapon 3. Lethal weapon 3
is all about like fraud and a housing subdivision. I swear it to you, bro. Lethal weapon 3 is
That's Joe Pesci.
Where's my, there's my Joe right there.
Joe Pesci with the dyed blonde,
like it looks like he's from fucking Switzerland.
That's awesome, man.
He looks so fucking Swiss or German in this picture.
That's incredible, man.
He looks like RFK.
Isn't RFK like 6'8 and shredded or something?
Guys, I didn't even tell you.
I was at the grocery store on Monday.
I don't know, does anyone give a fuck about this?
I was at the grocery store on Monday,
I saw Trevor fucking Lyndon, bro.
And you're gonna say, how'd you know it was Trevor Lyndon?
A, other like 57 year old dudes don't look like that.
And B, he was tall as fuck.
So after I left the grocery store,
I Googled Trevor Lyndon height and it said,
yeah bro, he's tall as fuck.
He's 193 centimeters tall.
I saw him at Save On once, I saw him at Whole Foods once.
Dude, Trevor Linden be buying his own groceries
at lots of different grocery stores.
Did you say anything to him?
No, I just, I looked at him a little bit
and then like, was like, I think that's Trevor Linden.
And then I saw him buy some cheese.
Is 193 tall as fuck?
Bro, he's six with four.
That's, yeah, that's tall as fuck, man.
He's not going to be in the NBA, but he's that's pretty fucking tall.
In only his third season, this Raiders anyway, he seemed cool.
He wasn't he wasn't like telling the staff to scan the shit individually for electrical
in veterans or whatever.
In only his third season, this Raiders edge rusher won AP defensive player of the year.
Jermakus Russell, pitcher Chris Medlin set a record as this National League team when
it's 23rd straight game in which he started.
National League team 23 games, they were good.
The Nationals must be in the National League.
Alexander Samin, yeah, he played for the Washington Capitals, bro.
That's my goat of NHL09 right there.
What's the most populated country in Africa?
I would 100% say Nigeria.
You're Jessica Beale and for once I don't know the lad from the hair.
It's definitely Jessica Beale but are you Rami Malik but like, you're kind of, you're
You're kind of giving Rami, confirmed.
Hello, my daughter.
You're hungry?
What's mommy doing?
Mommy's doing her work.
I just hear her singing in her office.
It is it does say the northern lion live solo show
That may or may not have guests from time to time
Mm-hmm
There is a ruka and you know what you know what's crazy
look at that look at the one with Ruka and then look at my shirt what don't take
my glasses for you what you want me to do it you want me to do it like that's
true it's like I'm wearing the exact same outfit and look behind you
Is that my is that my good son Tomo he doesn't he looks a little bit more on edge though
Here I got an idea let me go studio mode I might go camless for this part
I don't want my my child to be on on camera. She's age five. She doesn't understand the ramifications of it
Ella, is he good? No, no camera. But this feels so weird. Do you know this one? What fast food chain
offers heart-shaped trays of chicken nuggets or cookies during Valentine's Day? I think that it is
is, or cookies. Chicken nuggets are cookies. To me, that feels like it could be McDonald's.
They have chicken nuggets and cookies. What actress, you know this one, what actress did
Tom Cruise proclaim his love for on Oprah's couch in 2005? Guess what, Katie Holmes. Aren't
you impressed that he knows that one? Well, maybe you know this one, Tommy Lee Jones and
And Josh Brolin played older and younger versions of the same character in this 2012.
No, they're not.
No, they're not.
I think this one's going to be.
You should go on, mommy's calling you.
I'm hungry.
It's Man in Black 3, y'all.
You know what she could use?
Hot salads and scrambled eggs.
Ha!
Kind of a cacophony upstairs of the cats, too.
Ooh, ooh, hey, I've been traveling on this road too long,
too long, just trying to find my way back home.
Our lyrics from this 2008 TI song.
featuring Justin Timberlake, lost, lost boy.
Apparently he's dead and gone.
I said, I don't know that one.
Khalil Mack, Atlanta Braves, Chick-fil-A.
Chick-fil-A is cookies, huh?
I had no idea, bro.
You for sure know it.
We're not gonna do this shit again.
I'm telling you, there's still people who think
that I was faking not knowing Pompeii.
I'm not trying to get street cred, if I knew it,
you really think I wouldn't type in the fucking answer
and get my fucking points and look like a fucking genius?
Instead, people would like, he's so contrarian,
even though he got it wrong, I know he knows it.
Can you explain Jamarcus Russell?
Yes, I know one player who has ever played
for the Oakland Raiders, and it's Jamarcus Russell.
That's my explanation.
Hold on, hold on.
Right there.
Oh, Jackson.
Never heard of him.
Sounds like a country music artist.
Okay, obviously, some temptation here with like net rink puck, let's yield, yield like
like a crop surplus, a gain of crops, a moon cycle, a moon cake, I see what they're doing
here. You're the horse coming up, y'all. Time, gain, gain, yield, net return. What is the
reward for an investment. Earnings. A block, a brick. This is some Minecraft stuff, man. To swoon,
to yearn, to pine.
I don't know. Roller, roller rink, roller coaster, roller derby,
Roller bag. What is roller blank and it's probably purple?
Oh, this is some from the Midsummer's Night's Dream. Words you would find in a Midsummer's
night's dream? Hmm pine brick a brick a cake oh wait these are like units of
structure types of urinal cakes a compact mass okay moon soon pine yearn act
love struck moon is crazy on that one moon I've never heard of moon in that
sense. Also, I'm not sure if Puck is from a Midsummer's Nights Moon, bro. I think I might have been
getting him confused with Hecube or something. He is. Oh, he's from Dota. That's right.
Can I say something, guys? It's not about Logan Paul. It's about Gatorade, believe it or not.
I saw on a streamer was streaming something that showed the odds from the Super Bowl before the
Super Bowl happened and one of the prop bets that they were advertising was what color the Gator
8 is. I'm not trying to be the first person on earth to suggest that the proliferation of gambling
through every aspect of our culture might have some bad consequences, but if you were the winning
team, why wouldn't you just put a whole bunch of money on a kind of Gator 8 because it doesn't
it even affect the game, man.
They're active like the color of the Gatorade is like independent and there's no way it
could be influenced, but like they could just be like, I put $10 million on yellow Gatorade
and then mixed up some yellow Gatorade.
Like listen, I think that it's less, I'm not saying it doesn't happen because people keep
getting arrested.
less likely that someone would be like I'm gonna shave some points in the
Super Bowl because that could actually lead to you losing the Super Bowl and
then like losing your career but the Gatorade is free money bro the Gatorade
is free money just be like hey coach let's go with yellow Gatorade or just
like go into the equipment room and exchange all the blue Gatorade with
yellow Gatorade man. They need to win the game first. Yeah, but it's easy. It's an
easy, well you're not even like guaranteed to lose if you lose the Super Bowl because
the other team might have yellow Gatorade too, bro. Yellow Gatorade is ass. That's
why they poured it out instead of drinking it. They were originally gonna go get a nice
glass of Gatorade after they won the Vince Lombardi trophy then they said uh yellow Gatorade
pour it on the oldest guy here pour it on the oldest guy here to embarrass him we're not drinking
that i think it's Gatorade bro not bad they changed this the animation looks better by the way if
you're european did you know sorry americans i need to mug you a little bit did you know the average
american drinks 30 liters of Gatorade a year and the athletes i think the average athlete only drinks
like 10 liters a year. But the average dude you see in a Costco has like four flats of Gatorade
in his cart at all times. It's fucking crazy, man. They love Gatorade down there.
Little baby or Whitney Houston, we go Whitney Houston. Why? I don't know. What the fuck?
What is the fucked up clown world, bro? That's crazy.
Average American drinks four bottles of Gatorade in their sleep.
Exactly.
Good time.
Good time.
7.3.
I'm good time.
I'm crashing out.
I'm crashing out.
What the hell, man?
Pirates of the Caribbean is mogging good time.
in Norwegian smoked salmon slices.
Can I tell you something legit?
If you ever go on a cruise,
you're probably gonna be like,
I'm gonna rush the crab, bro.
That's already old news, okay?
You're literally gonna be in line
with like 75 old people
who just have plates full of shrimps and crabs.
Go to the fucking deli section
and get yourself some smoked salmon, bro.
You don't wanna pay smoked salmon prices
at the real grocery store,
pay for the cruise ticket
and then eat as much smoked salmon as you want.
12 ounces of it. That's gonna be pretty cheap, bro. I think it's gonna be like $7.99, to be
honest with you. $8.99. $9.49. $10.49. Your troll in my ass. $9.99. Then bring Tupperware.
Exactly. You don't even need Tupperware because it's already smoked. You just put that shit
in your purse.
Smoke your own salmon.
Like that dude on the airplane.
I remember that.
Wasn't he making like chicken wings
in the airplane bathroom or something like that?
By the way, I just want you guys to know,
I don't think you're gonna stop
because you're addicted,
but I know that you vaped in the bathroom on the airplane.
because the airplane does not ambiently smell
that fucking artificially fruity, okay?
So when you're in the fucking,
and also, I don't know if it's because you're vaping
fucking cannabis in there,
but you gotta understand that if you're doing a crime
like that, here's a little tip from me.
Don't flush and then open the door two minutes later.
The delta time between when you flush
and when you open the door should be almost exactly
equivalent to 30 seconds,
AKA the time to wash your hands.
But you flushing the toilet,
and then it takes 90 extra seconds for you to come out
and you smell like a sugar-free protein bar
when you come out.
We all know what the fuck's happening here, okay?
Give me a second here.
They brushed their teeth, bro.
Ain't no one brushing their teeth
on a three and a half hour flight, man.
Be for fucking real right now.
Azerbaijan.
What are you going to do about it?
I'm not going to do anything about it,
but I wish you would stop because I don't want our,
like, flight to get grounded because the smoke detectors
start going off in the middle of the, at 35,000 feet.
Plus, I don't want to be scared and also have a scared
five-year-old and then go, it's OK, honey.
Probably some 24-year-old with a physical dependency
just couldn't wait another 90 minutes to hit their bait.
It's vapor, not smoke.
You might have a point with that.
Honestly, I don't know the chemical composition of either.
Smoke is definitely just fucking, it's like if air gets too hot, it becomes smoky, I think.
I think you're Sudan.
Oh, shit.
I think you're Egypt.
I think you're South Sudan.
That's huge because we were about to run into a lot of problems.
That was about to be rough.
Hmm.
Bro, you look like Switzerland.
Really?
Bro, you look like.
Bro, you look like... you look like Moldova.
Bro, you legit look like... you legit look like Mongolia?
Bro, you're straight up fucking Turkmenistan.
I don't know. I have no idea. Tajikistan? That's, oh, that's fucked up, bro. Kazakhstan
is bigger than that. They made it look so small on this huge background. They scammed me by
not putting a banana for scale. Exactly. You got it. You got a banana for scale.
Only the ninth most populous country on earth. That's a crazy virtue signal.
It's problematic to not recognize a country with a lot of people based on its shape in a in a browser game
Though sorry guys the masks slipped, what are you talking about man?
Plus the exactly is not even top five I
Would probably get top five. I know it's India China America. Who's number four?
Always get that one. There's like
Bangladesh in Indonesia, Pakistan, Indonesia, top five least populated.
I got to imagine that Vatican City tops the list, man.
Kazakhstan is 60 second anyway.
Six second.
Iceland's? No, they got some fellas and some ladies. And everything in between, I'd imagine.
October 6, 1989, starring Michael Douglas. This must be the place. It's a drama-action
thriller. It's Fatal Attraction or the other one, which is called... I know it. It's the
one more Sharon Stone on crosses or legs. It's not fatal attraction. It's something
of maybe maybe it's not. What is this? An American cop in Japan, their country, their
laws, their game, his rules. Two New York cops get involved in a gang war between the members
of the Yakuza. Mind your own business, bro. That's black rain. Damn. The fucking the cover
goes insane. The cover looks amazing, man. I got to see that. Is that awesome? It does
look tough. That's bagel flavor. Bro, everything one years ago, get over it. Tom Selick, two
men and a baby who are three men and a baby, three men and a little lady. Oh, shit. Blue
bluebloods falsely accused unjustly convicted determined to survive on the outside demanding
justice once he's on the outside. Jimmy Rainwood. All right, whatever, bro. An innocent man.
It looks like he's holding a fucking big ice cream cone. Does not look like a like a torn
photograph. It looks like he's holding a really tall ice cream cone and daring you to eat
it. Yeah, will you eat the NYPD ice cream? Holy cow. Crazy week. Al Pacino, a crime drama
romance from 1989. Carlitos Way. I can't type today. And Ellen Barkin, woof, woof. Deception
Even his dangerous desire is deadly.
Frank Keller has done 20 years on the force and can't retire.
Are you Serpico?
Is Serpico even a sea of love?
Holy shit, bro, this is crazy.
I've never heard of any of these movies in my life.
Steve Martin, comedy drama romance family.
Okay, I've heard of Parenthood.
That's a real one.
I've heard of this one.
You think it's funny? You think it's funny? Those kids are literally being physically abused.
He's holding them upside down by their ankles, which can cause a deadly rush of blood to the head
and at best feels mildly unpleasant. And we're supposed to look to this guy as a father figure?
Nah, those kids were wild and out.
John Candy, 1989. It's a comedy drama family.
Uncle Buck type stuff? Absolutely. That's a tough one, man.
It'll help them grow to 6'4", which is average. That's right. That's right.
193 centimeters. Me setting my grinder height filter to 193 centimeters to 193 centimeters.
Could be the move.
move. Movie to movie. And what about for height? I owe. That's pretty good. That's pretty good.
Big seven. Yeah, man. Yeah. Captain Phillips to the impossible, but we got to get to Swanky.
Here's what I'm thinking. You go a little Tom Hanks, Rose in Asteroid City, with Jason
Schwarzman, who I've got to imagine is in the French dispatch because that's what he does,
with Francis McDormand who's in Nomadland with Swanky. Swanky of course
are going to Ewan McGregor Naomi Watts people. Naomi Watts. Take me to Nightmare
Alley which just has a lot of actors in it. And then I'll think you know what's
crazy is you can go straight back to Schwartzman bro. You can go to the Life
Aquatic. Schwartzman? Where's my Schwartz at bro? He's not in this one? Okay well
fucking take me to Bill Murray and then take me to fucking Rushmore and then take me to
Schwarzman and then obviously you're gonna take me to I Heart Huckabees, which I call
Huckabees because I don't have a heart on my keyboard. That takes you to Naomi Watts,
which takes you to The Impossible. That was a clean line today, bro. Not a bad line, all
things considered. Sub-1 minute, Swanky is kind of crazy too. Apparently Tom
Hanks and Ewan McGregor are in Angels and Demons together.
No Swanky though. By the way, I said Rip Swanky? I'm confused because I looked up
Swanky on Wikipedia and it seems to imply that she is not deceased. But the
movie Nomadland, unless I'm mistaken, did end with like this movie's dedicated
to Swanky like 1941 to 2021 like title card or something but she's also she's
she's doing like a Kevin O'Leary Marty Supreme thing she's playing herself but
she's like it's a fictionalized version of herself so I don't know maybe that
Slanky died like the character died, but the real slanky has lived to
Live to chill another day, I don't know man
Imagine you get a movie dedicated to you it gets a 2.4 on letterbox
Do they probably I bet like Beverly Hills ninjas in there
Ghibli does you really give Swiss Army man a one out of five. I'm putting you on blast, bro
You tortured me with the, I'm begging, begging you, I'm gonna air you out over your Swiss Army man rating.
I mean one out of five is kind of crazy. Was it in your, I'm watching movies while looking at my phone era?
What am I doing here? Oilers 250 pins in their career. That's gotta be Hal Gill.
He never played for them
My bad y'all maybe did anything about that Yarslev Spachek. That's a goat right there
That's my Marty supreme
and
Then Carolina Hurricanes 250 plus pins. I'm thinking of Yarslev Spachek on that one Spatchek was kind of the goat in NHL
Oh six is a great like a second pairing puck moving defensemen
Carolina Hurricanes with the freaking PIMS man. Let me get a I mean there's no way Mark
Racky didn't have 250 plus PIMS in his career. And then 250 games played in 250 plus PIMS
is almost every person that's ever played in the NHL. I would imagine at this point.
Let's go with some crazy shit. Let's go with some fucking Eddie Shaw shit. Let's go back
in 1926, bro. This is and on ironically, this is goals. This is the type of look I'm trying
to cultivate right here. This dude looks like he would fuck you up. Like this, you don't
want this, you don't want to wrestle this dude. This dude is gonna, he's like a UFC
fighter 70 years before the UFC existed.
Rest of these Minnesota wild 250 games played in their career. Let me get an Aaron Aschum.
Let me get a Derrick Bougard, Winnipeg Jets, 250 plus games played in their career, but
are you the Winnipeg Jets or are you the Atlanta Thrasher's as well?
Or are you the old, reminder old are not new, but the Thrasher's should count man, give
me Slava Kozlov.
Oh!
We absolutely take those.
pretty good. Whoa, thank you. The mango. That's good stuff, man. My mango was to
blow up and act like I don't know nobody. I would do the riffraff teeth thing but the problem is I
got a bunch of mango stuck in my teeth just from eating that one piece. Kind of self-conscious.
Drop it in here.
Jake Gyllenhaal genre action. Jake Gyllenhaal, Jake Gyllenhaal, Jake Gyllenhaal, Michelle Yeoh,
Michelle Yeo.
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.
How is this possible that doesn't contain a J, K, Q, X or Z?
The hell is in.
What the hell is Michelle Yeo in that contains a K, Q, X or Z?
a lot of trouble. She's some Star Wars shit these days. I don't know if she made it into a movie.
Okay, Jake Gyllenhaal action. Let's go with like end of watch.
Jake Gyllenhaal 2010 to 2006. I think you'd go velvet buzz saw. Wait, that's not it.
it. And then I got to play. I got to play for this one. This is Okja. It contains every
single one of the letters they asked for. That's a big Jake Jolin Hall row. Woody Harrelson
seems insane that the three billboards outside of Ebbing, Missouri doesn't have any of these
in it but um obviously zombie lands in here oh spooky kingpin bro kingpin dodge the zombie
the zombie land players and play kingpin with randy quade when a woody harrelson action movie
is it people know he's in no country man
And where would you go with Woody Harrelson 28?
I think that, to be honest with you,
Rampart must be in here.
Low key, Woody Harrelson torpedoed this movie with his AMA.
But the AMA has also been great for his long tail.
Because I know that this movie exists because of the fact
that he did the AMA.
And then genre action on Woody Harrelson.
There's lots of stuff
There's lots of stuff
He's in the Hunger Games. He's in he's in solo. That's true
in solo
I'm gonna play
I'm gonna play no country I'm gonna say that people are gonna be like that's not an action movie a drama
Fuck they were right the whole time the worst part is
We're still doing the damn discourse people only care about the genres. It's an action movie, bro
How is no country for old man not an action movie? Have you seen top 10?
Anton see sigma moments. They're all action
Genre action Michelle yo fuck you
Crazy rich Asians she's in that look it up
That all contains a J, K, Q, X, or Z. I have absolutely no idea, bro.
She's in Crouch and Tiger, Hidden Dragon. She's in everything, everywhere, all at once.
She's in Crazy Rich Asians. She's in Star Wars shows. She's been doing some stuff.
Wait, she's in Sunshine, which might be an action movie from the perspective of Pinbacker.
you fuck you man oh there's a Z in that fuck she's in the sword of destiny the
tenacious D movie that got a good idea to get in thumb thumb thumb thumb thumb
thumb thumb thumb thumb that one
She is in tomorrow never dies actually forgot about that bro. What was that? That was master
exploded. That was the start of master exploded. She played kick a poo alpha. A noun meaning
the first letter of the Greek alphabet. This word I literally I saw people in chat saying
she's in wicked and then I thought they were saying alpha but frogs. Now you argue a verb
meaning to give reasons plates a noun meaning a smooth sturdy a adjective
meet we go to the next round mislead a verb meaning to is there a mr. lead
garish a adjective meaning clothes extra curricular a adjective meaning not too
easy legend and now I know she got a real fucking real sincere with that one
Graphologist. A noun meaning a specialist in graphology.
Graphologist. A noun meaning-
I have absolutely no idea what a graphologist is.
Sounds like you're a scholar in red versus blue.
Sinuously. A adjective meaning of a serpentine or wavy form.
Winding.
Sinuosis originates from-
Sinuously.
Glyceraldehyde. A noun meaning a sweet crystalline compound C3H603
3 that is formed as an intermediate and carbohydrate metathesis of ephana, a noun meaning the birds
or the kinds of ephana, next, paraffin, a noun meaning a pine tree, a noun meaning a
plantation of pine trees, especially a scientific collection of living coniferous trees.
This word originates from the Latin term penis, penitum, a noun meaning...
That's really good.
A graphologist, you troll.
You absolute troll, griffologist.
You did bang that one from three.
You think Chris Paul's going to suit up for the Raptors, bro?
They could use them.
They're literally just putting Scotty Barnes down mid and praying.
Nah, they're actually doing pretty well.
I don't know, I don't watch basketball.
Goats, sheep's milk, salt, herbs, and spices, this is from Italy, bro, or Spain, or Greece,
is this Feta?
It's on Antotairos.
Looks pretty fucking good to be honest.
Top hat looking ass.
This looks good as fuck, man.
face sandwich, festive appetizer, or a quick bite.
Nasty-ass hard-boiled eggs knocked me off the track, though.
I think it looks pretty good, to be honest with you. I don't know what...
It's an Eastern European table spread.
Maybe Bosnia?
North of Bosnia? Serbia?
Shleba Chick
Chick, yeah, that's correct
They're all yum at whatever
That's a fucking Joe Lewis, bro. That's am I insane? This is from fucking Canada
Canada
Wagon wheels, yeah, it's a fucking
Joe Lewis in a wagon wheel the same shit
Kids used to bring this shit to school all the time, man.
Of course, I'm yummy.
Kids were eating it for years.
It's a moon pie with jam.
It's literally a Joe Lewis kid.
Look it up.
People would fight you for those.
I used to occasionally eat a Joe Lewis,
and then one time I grabbed one from the pantry
and I bit into it and it was like infested with mold.
And then I've never eaten another one since
and the concept of them grosses me out.
That shit happened to me when I was like nine.
I will never forget.
It was like a battered sausage,
breaded roll made from veal or pork,
savory snack with cheese filled sticks.
It's a tough one, but.
I was, I did like an Ocaramel from time to time.
Same, but I was like 11.
Maybe we got the same batch, man.
Spanish soup versus Thai rice.
We got Thai rice.
Bahulu versus a Hungarian tort.
We go tort on that one, it's very close.
I like the flavor profile of that better.
Noodle soup, aka ramen, never loses.
You don't even have to think about it.
French toast versus what looks to be
an incredibly tasty chocolate cookie.
But we're gonna go with the,
honestly, not even mad.
That seems honest and fair to me.
That looks good as fuck.
Way to go, Germany.
People love the South African barbecue, right?
But I do have to say, sausage roll is pretty good, man.
I like a sausage roll.
Never, damn.
Never mind.
I don't know what I'm talking about.
That looks crazy.
That looks like a NASA shot from the moon,
and this looks awesome.
Sausage roll overrated.
Don't take this the wrong way, but you might be from the United Kingdom.
Because in North America, people that are under the age of 60 do not eat sausage rolls.
Like, you have to go to a bakery that was opened by someone in, like, 1947, when Canada
was still more British than American, to find sausage rolls.
In the UK, I know they're everywhere, because I was eating them, like, you know, two times
a week.
It's gotta be this, man.
Gotta be, it's gotta be chicken.
I had a girlfriend from the UK, she hyped them up,
I was disappointed in them.
I mean, what would you expect?
It's just bread, I'm mad at you now
for your high expectations.
It's bread and sausage, mate.
It's bread and sausage.
You eat it, it's bread and sausage.
It does what it says on the tin.
I'm mad on the sausage rolls behalf. Also, for some reason, even though a sausage roll
is a sandwich and sandwiches are $13 now, a sausage roll is still like $3.99.
It's like it's that and the bond meat. That being said, sausage rolls you do have to
to if you want to if you want to stay
satiated for any length of time one
moment please
once I gotta go check on this
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We're back, y'all.
Cat was holding it down.
I really appreciate it.
I've almost been holding it down today.
Chicken Parmol loaded chips, or Chopiero.
I'm just gonna say it, there's no shot you're pulling
an entire French fry out of this.
The cheese is, it looks good, but it's too broiled.
You got me with the muted again.
Oh my God, man.
Oh my God.
Three times in one stream.
Pizza that looks truly awful will take anything else.
Pizza and cannolis?
Doesn't look too bad.
I mean, if you're only going to have one piece of pepperoni
on the slice, it better be a big one.
This is like, you know what, this is not that bad
for 20 pounds.
It is expensive, but I'm willing to give it to this.
90% might be pushing it a little bit, but okay.
They got damn iceberg lettuce on the nachos.
In Kansas now, listen, when the nachos are fucked up
in the UK, like I kind of expected,
cause like they had to lose something crossing the ocean,
The iceberg lettuce on the nachos in Kansas?
It's coleslaw.
Oh, they're doing, I see, it's a barbecue nacho.
I give it to it.
This is just, this is just a mess.
Bro, it's hot dog with pepperoni and cheese by a mile.
This is insulting.
It's the smash burger, if you want to call it that.
I think they hit it a little too hard, but it doesn't look that bad.
The meat and potato pie looks like a pretty good example of a meat and potato pie, but
a pulled pork roll is tastier. But it's pretty small. And honestly, if I may, two non alcoholic
cocktails, I just don't give a fuck. Like I don't, I don't drink, but I just don't want
to drink like a non alcoholic gin and tonic. I just don't, especially given that the non
alcoholic gin and tonic is like $9. I get that it's added on top of this combo deal,
still. Is that not just tonic? If you're lucky it's just tonic, bro. If you're unlucky,
they use some fuck ass like non-alcoholic gin. So it tastes like bad gin with tonic.
Also, you're real for saying tonic is insane. For a drink that tastes like that to have
so much sugar is a betrayal. How is it possible that the tonic is the worst soda for your
health that you could possibly drink. But tonic is also a word that's synonymous with
drink that heals you for 40 HP. Have you seen how they make it? To be honest, you have absolutely
no idea how they make it. I thought it might be like an industrial byproduct when you manufacture
insulin or something like that. You don't want to know? Tell me. Show it to me, Rachel.
Fuck it, I still go with that. 43%.
That's just, they're not even trying, guys. You could do better than that.
Ground meat concoction
Honestly fuck you that literally looks good, man
Don't call it a concoction and put your finger on the fucking scale when when this person wrote cheesy chips
You don't think they could have found some poetic license and been um
Cheesy chips, I guess ooh
They told me it was cheesy chips or something like that instead you got to put your finger on the scale
That's so that's so insane to me and insulting and it's the worst part is that there's so many people out there that think they're free thinkers
And they totally got incepted by the fact that it said concoction
I ought to be honest this looks really good whatever
This is a disaster today I
I can't believe they disagreed with me, man.
I'm the streamer.
This is an interesting one.
You were right.
Family friendly streamer.
Can I talk, ah!
Can I talk my poop again?
Da da da da!
Muted?
not this time buddy. Esperanza and oro es teca.
mi ammo tibo la aramia disco teca. Two varieties of what crop? I think you gotta
try corn just because of the fact. No fuck it, corn's too easy. We go wheat.
Yurga chefe and arabasta are two varieties of what pipi berry that we
call a bean? It's got to be coffee, bro. Peppie Berry? It's got to be coffee. Peppie Berry actually
died into the reign of Edward I. A certain furnishing at Winchester Castle is reputed to be what legendary
thing? King Arthur's Throne? What if I told you that an Enri the Eight Era paint job makes it look
like a dot boy or a roulette wheel.
The the Ark of the Covenant maybe. I don't know. Oh it's the
it's the round table mate. It's the round table.
Laird Hamilton and Kelly Slater are famous surfers. Come on.
You think I don't know Kelly Slater's prosurfing? That's the first time I heard flirting with disaster
by Molly Hatchet. In 2021, what island nation became the most recent to remove the British
monarch as its head of state? Let's go fucking crazy, bro. Let's say New Zealand did this shit in
2021. What if I told you Rihanna was there? That's Barbados. Kind of the New Zealand of the Caribbean.
The fifth book of Euclid's Elements all concerns what thing that's just a quotient
quotient of two mathematical expressions. The quotient of two mathematical expressions
is a fraction. Nearly as famous as Pi, blank represents a number near 1.618. That's also
known as the golden red. Are you trolling me? What if I told you a ratio and a fraction
are the same fucking shit? What if I told you a ratio and a fraction are the same fucking
thing. I'm I want my point. They aren't they are man they are. Okay express 1.617 is a fraction
easy bro. 1617 over 1000. I want my point next time I log into this game I want my point.
Sort these car brands from most to least reliable according to Car and Driver magazine.
Okay, so let's start with the obvious. I have no idea. I'm pretty sure Jeep is down here.
Honda had a reputation when I was a teenager for being insanely reliable, but I think they fell off a little bit.
And this is all based on heuristics. Rivian has been out so recently that I almost think that it's going to be up there in reliability just because people have not been driving them long enough to manifest a lot of problems.
like is that insane? Kia has a reputation for a cheap car that might be a little less reliable.
I'm gonna try this. I'm gonna send it like that. Okay, I got it all wrong, but I could just be one
off from the top. Okay, let's put Rivian at the bottom then. Fair enough. Man, they fucking hate
Rivians they must be fucking ass if they're breaking down they've only been
out for like two years holy really holy cow
straight ducky are they coming out with an R2 that's like $22,000 or something
like that. It's called a D2, the mighty ducks, the one with the Icelandic team. It cost a fortune to fix.
Well, I believe that.
Because they cost a fortune to buy, too. Those seem to be correlated.
Yeah, we driving the Sibian around from now on. I've never heard anybody say that the Sibian's
bad. They always compliment its build quality. They're probably still rocking the same one on
America's Got Talent that Howard Stern got for his show, right? Higher percentage of cold days. I
I gotta say, China over Iran.
Higher percentage of people who have an undergrad.
Don't hit me with this lake link
is actually like Florida State University shit.
It's gotta be Baltimore, bro.
Higher percentage of people who commute by walking.
Tough one,
because I don't think that many people in Tennessee
are trying to walk around versus Oregon,
but a lot of this seems to be like
Crater Lake National Park.
We still go Oregon though.
percentage of people who only speak English at home? I have to imagine that
like close to downtown Los Angeles, gotta have a lot of languages.
Fort Worth, Texas, maybe not so much. Maybe just Texan. Higher percentage of
adults with arthritis? We usually go where are people older? I would expect
would be older in Providence, Rhode Island, man. Damn, I might be the goat.
I kind of know more about your country than you do.
Ever think about that?
It's true I'm old as dirt.
Meg Resta, how's the pizza? Isn't the pizza supposed to be awesome in Providence?
Or am I getting confused with New Haven, Connecticut again? Or is it both?
You're getting me confused with New Haven.
Okay, don't have the pizza in Providence, Rhode Island.
If I'm in Providence, I should be having crabs or something, right?
The kind that you eat with butter to be more specific?
Lobster, lobster roll, seafood in general, clam chowder.
You should be on the road getting out of there. I could just walk, bro. Isn't it like the smallest state?
You know what pizza I haven't had, but I bet as good as fuck is the cold cheese.
That one, I get that it's weird and it offends people because the cheese is not melted. I
feel like that would be awesome. Like the sauce pizza coming out of the oven and then throwing the
cold cheese on top. I feel like it would be like the best parts of Lunchables pizza without the
worst parts of it. 1960s American novels. American novels adapted into plays. It's by Harper Lee.
Okay. To kill a mockingbird. It's just from 1960. I thought it was from like 1902. And I read it.
1981 robots, bro, that's the Canada arm
Fucking space shuttle wouldn't be shit without the Canada arm, bro. What have you dropped some shit? It's fucking gone forever
That's right. Roberta Bondar says hello
1994 Japanese novels
By Murakami, I literally only know his running book and Norwegian wood and it is not that so I'm gonna type
Norwegian would still wind up bird chronicle y'all my bad 20th century
American naval officers okay they probably fought in the Second World War
they also directed an Academy Award winner
they directed Westerns
They won a presidential medal of freedom.
Artists from film directors from Maine.
No idea.
John Ford, fair enough.
Heard of, didn't he get assassinated by the coward Robert Affleck or something like that?
Active Asteroids.
Pro was literally a hero by the way and I just made a joke about it, never mind.
I don't really get how Jesse James could have assassinated Robert Ford, bro.
Isn't Jesse James that guy from Las Vegas, Inc. or whatever the show is?
Or West Coast Choppers or something?
Isn't he married to Sandra Bullock?
I thought, at maximum, I thought he was like 59 years old.
Not any more?
Well, maybe you had a birthday then.
Active asteroids, I have absolutely no, I could not name a single asteroid.
I literally thought this was a moon, but fair enough.
1982 establishments in England.
1997 disestablishments in England.
It's a nightclub, a music venue in Madchester.
It's probably fool's gold, bro.
The Hacienda! Oh, shit!
15th century English night. Is that kind of like the CBGB? The CBGB of Manchester?
Everybody thought I was crazy. More or less, okay.
English people of French descent. 15th century English monarchs.
My sheriffs of Cornwall, Lord's of Glamorgan, sounds like a show on E, House of York, Younger
Sons of Dukes, People of the War of the Roses, you're fucking Mr. Lancaster, wait, you're
probably Mr. York, you're probably Henry II, bro, Richard III, fuck you, fuck you, fuck
You look like, so you look like fucking Christopher Walken, bro.
What were you doing out on the, on the battlefield looking like Christopher Walken?
This war, I can't really do a good, can't do a good Christopher Walken impression.
He, he fucking does look like Chris Walken. Can we, can we, Grock, compare them please.
1909 establishments in New York City. Yeah, yeah, mass media companies. Bon Appetit. New
House, this is Life Magazine or something. Kandey Nass, that's what I said. 21st century
American Jews, Marty Mauser. 21st century rapper who died in 2018. You are
You're Mac Miller, that's it, Mac Miller.
The number of times in my head I tried to go,
is it Miller or DeMarco, was actually out of control.
And this whole era of music just passed me by, to be honest.
Same, at least it's not just me.
I almost typed Annie DeFranco.
1957, science fiction novels adapted into films
critical of religion, libertarian science fiction books,
should only be about a trillion of those.
Oh, by Anne or Anne, said in New York City.
One of the two.
Do yourself a favor, listen to kids.
I listen to a kid every day.
She says, daddy, look at this.
Maybe on the right side of the curve, at least.
I only got Canadarm. The Canadarm is a legend. Don't get me wrong. Wait, we don't have time
for this, bro. We got to get to the goats. We got to golf and cut. I might be a fucking
legend. You wouldn't, you wouldn't fucking drop me off this shit, not after a fucking
gambit like that to start with. Did you guys see the first ever Hole in One in TGL history?
Fuck you. No, I did. I think the announcers knew though. They were like, let's see if this is
the shortest hole in TGL. Let's see if finally someone can hit a Hole in One. Neal Shipley walks
up and just hits a hole in one, bro, you expect me to believe that that wasn't scripted?
Especially considering like you just hit the ball into the screen. I'm not saying that there's no
such thing as like golf simulators, but like they could have easily just hit the ball into the
screen and then put a little algorithm in there that was like turn this shit into a hole in one.
That's all I'm saying. That's all I'm saying.
You know that Gatorade's yellow.
Sorry, did you say Chib Lee?
Chib Lee got a hole in one in TGL?
Yeah, yeah, and he did it well, Jester Goonig.
beautiful lie holy shit is a McDouble still a fit meal yes yes I'm afraid
Sadly, I'm a double still a fit meal.
Thank you so much.
Well, wait, it also depends on how old you are.
If you're under 40, I think it's a fit meal.
If you're over 40, I think you finally got to accept that you got to eat like more salads
and stuff.
I say that as somebody who's rapidly approaching that age.
I guess I'm approaching it at the same speed
as everybody else, but swag.
What if I run 50 miles a week?
You'll be skinny, but the saturated fat
still does something to your arteries.
But again, if you're under 40, you literally can't have,
it can't hurt you.
You're HP, you're invulnerable.
From birth, well, not from birth,
But from like age 12, they cast an invulnerability spell on you.
At 48 expires though.
It lasts 28 turns.
Lads, I'm about to walk off into the sunset a damn hero.
Oh, oh, oh, you're so close, you're so close.
Vandal, real quick, one second, I'm on my movie Max and Arc.
You know, I've seen almost 30 movies in 2026 already, not 30 movies from 2026, although I do want to see Send Help.
That's insane. I really locked in on the bike, man.
It's amazing what you can do if you don't rot your brain with gacha. No disrespect to everyone in the chat.
It's not even bad to play, like, umumusume, okay?
At least as long as you do it while you're exercising. Just sitting down in your chair, like, in your house.
your house? I don't know about that but like if you're like exercising or you're
on like a subway or something like that, I get it. I get it.
Here we go. Hilarious how much the death of characters father drives the film
given that the moment of his death is so blah and his mother is there too but you
You wouldn't know it from how little blah or director seems to care, peak director.
Damn.
All right.
Next.
Hopelessly colored by the increasingly comic portent of its massively popular sequels
and their aggressively vocal fans.
It's nevertheless remains an idiosyncratic relatively clean take on material that at
least cinematically had strayed so okay one second.
them to show seeds of ambivalence towards the very idea of the character power fantasy
and managing to keep those elements organized given other genre films attempts at an ideological
point of view. Shame he never really got around learning how to shoot a fistfight. Is it possible
that you're a dune man? I don't think there's ever been a serious character movie. Just a
a bunch of, it's James Bond. It's James Bond. No. No. No, it's not. What? They don't like
Falafel? You don't mess with the Zohan? Could not take blank character seriously when he
wore a suit. Oh, it's Batman. Batman begins.
This was Marty Supreme in 2005, bro, but they don't like fall off.
It's been a while since I've seen Batman Begins.
I don't care if this is, uh, it ousts me as a normie.
I would be so honored to be a normie to begin with.
I watched Batman Begins before the Dark Knight came out and when that was pretty good, then
I watched the Dark Knight and I went, fuck Batman Begins.
Begins can't hold a fucking candle to the dark night and then after like ten years people were like no man
That man begins is actually the patrician's choice for the best in the trilogy
And I went back and I watched Batman begins and I was like
This shit is not as good as the dark night, bro
I'm sorry to tell you this shit is not even close to as good as the dark night the dark night is fucking awesome
I'm sorry to tell you
Don't really get it, Liam Neeson, he doesn't do anything in the whole movie, he's pulling
strings in the background.
Alright, bro, well in the Dark Knight there's a fucking clown blowing shit up in the foreground.
The important thing is, anything but the Dark Knight Rises as your favorite and it's fine,
but I do feel like the Dark Knight, the Dark Knight is really good, man.
Anyway, is my favorite VTuber live?
Not yet?
Give me a second here then.
We head over to the Discord and then I, over to my wife, I will change this to my smiley
face.
And then I am ready to grade whenever you are.
She went live.
Okay, I'll send you over there.
Enjoy the rest of your evening and I will be back tomorrow.
Hopefully we're the better than 22 sleep score too.
We should be so lucky, bro.