Northernlion
im literally holding banana as we speak | !prime | Mister New PC | Mister No Back Hair
02-12-2026 · 4h 42m
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I think you know what, you were right.
You you are correct about that
It's fun because it's we're bad. That's why it's fun
Said the is that Kirkland signature carbonated sparkling water I hear with
What
Fuck that I just walking
Cory Cory
I love my prompt boys.
You want a banana with me?
Yes sir!
Oh, glory, glory.
You can't tell, but I'm blushing.
Oh, man.
Now, I'm more of something and I want to play long with you.
Oh!
Oh!
I just got a hair cut, everyone complimented me.
Mr. Good Hair.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Is it all itchy?
No, it's very.
It's quite nice.
I do miss getting powder smacked all over me after a haircut.
It's nice to get powder smacked.
And then they spray that shit on your head and then they light it on fire for a second
and they hit you in the head with the towel to put it out?
Yeah, yeah.
And the barbers.
You know what I'm talking about?
I'll say what I like in my place. It's my buddy who cuts my hair. He also you get the hot cream neck shave
Oh, I I gotta be honest
With like a straight razor. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I don't think I could do that. I love that shit
I think I'd be freaking out the whole time you scared. I trust that guy. I know you wouldn't what if I think man
It's so vulnerable me. I feel fucked up doing like taking a shower and like
Standing like away from the water and tilting my head back to like wash my head or something
I feel like someone's gonna jump through the curtain and cut my throat
Rose doing the Sean Hannity waterboard
My right reddit. That's a way with Sean Sean hold on
I'm back.
What's Sean in?
Ember wasn't he like waterboarding isn't that bad?
I'll get water boarded.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then like after he got water boarded,
he was like holy fuck.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And let me, I'm gonna send out some invites by the way.
Oh, okay, okay.
Oh yeah.
Here's the thing, Justin.
I've got three lads in my party anyway.
You think if I hit this check mark,
it's going to bring them all?
No, I didn't realize you had a party going on.
I'll fucking invite your ass then.
Invite my ass, man.
Master Sergeant, rank 14.
What's up?
What's up?
Oh, yeah, what is the?
I'm the Master Sergeant.
How come I have a lightning bolt and you have a sheep?
Or something?
What's my eagle?
You see that?
Is that an eagle?
I see a brand new.
Can you out bug that?
You'll click on Dan's.
on his dream run
uh... i'd i don't even want to go to see my heard that he and his family were
talking to add on the phone
because he i'd all i can infer is that he was playing in such a disastrous way
that the developer
on his actual telephone
and then said let me help you
That's funny. That's some customer service right there. You don't get that all the time, you know
You phone they're doing that with you with counter strike Gabe calls me Gabe calls you. Oh, yeah ice frog. Yeah. Yeah
Yeah, Gabe and ice frog
One of those fuck-ass ninja star telephones
You ever see those I
I'm just gonna tell the fuck about you know I'm thought you go sit in a big round table
And there's like a fucking triangle in the middle and they say I'm here with I'm here with Corey
Okay some Robocop looking shit I
Thought you were trying to describe like a Motorola razor or something
Oh, man
Can I tell you a favorite memory of mine was a friend trying to flip that thing open to answer it all cool
while he was driving, he threw that shit out the window.
What?
Oh, it fucking rocked.
That is sick.
That is so good.
How do you even do that?
I can second literally picture it in my head
how he did that.
Yeah, like way too much force coming out the top.
We had a not quite as good as throwing it out the window
while driving.
We had a similar story in college.
Our friend was over and she had a cell phone that
was in one of those cases that was like,
you can't break this.
pre-iPhone. So this is like a Nokia phone. They have a reputation, right?
And it's in the case that doesn't break.
So she said like, I swear to you guys, it won't break. It's got like a lifetime guarantee.
So me and my friend just took turns fucking, hucking it at the wall.
And it didn't break. And we were like, this is amazing.
We must have thrown it like two or three times each. And it didn't break.
And then our friend who was kind of like, not really that much of our friend,
our friend but we would hang out with him anyway he said let me try and hit the
perfect fucking corner of the phone on the wall and it shattered into like a
thousand pieces and we were like this is the funniest shit I've ever seen in my life
when I was still in the smoking days I was at a head shop and this guy was
like this this bowl unbreakable and he threw it and it just shattered so
That's the Elon Musk moment right there for sure
Kip Dynamite
Get along Kip Dynamite
No, it's no Steely Heads
I like that my settings are so locked down that Dan is in our party as player for me
Kip Dynamite
That's player
They called me in high school
Player known
to play. What's up guys? There's two of you Dan. There's two of you Dan. You're echoing
on yourself somehow. Oh maybe because you got me. Can you mute me in game? Oh you know
why? I have an open mic. When I play this I have open mic in game. Let me turn to
nine. That's so awesome. What do you mean that tracks? I mean the interviewer himself
attracts. Oh my god I forgot my teeth. It's for premium comms. I can't like hit
a button that's gonna take a take away our aces premium calls guys I'm gonna
turn on train yeah I know one's gonna cure it but I I thought I hated train
and then someone said it's actually good and then I remember train is door
stuck no we're stuck with mill that's me I thought I thought that was train at
at the at short door or something.
No, no, Dorsetalk was Mill at like B bombsite.
Isn't, it's, Train is also, it's the 1G, right?
Isn't that where he killed himself
with a Molotov cocktail in a tournament?
Maybe, maybe, that doesn't strike.
He's all checks out.
I like the best uses of the word genuine
in that pronunciation of all time for sure.
I'm sad I miss Mill.
I wish they'd bring Mill back.
I heard that recently changed him to Bill.
Oh, fuck.
Mills not cool.
You know what's cool, Bill?
Oh, no.
Yeah.
How do you guys?
Kill the real one.
How do you guys feel about dust?
Oh, it's it's on the list.
That's the one.
It's on the list.
Oh, no.
Are we doing Premier League?
No, no, no, no, come on.
I know.
Because I'm really holding banana, bro.
All you all I play is you're going to win.
Let us know.
Well.
That's two.
All the way from home.
That's two is nice. Well, we you know the rules we take it off after we put it on
Well, this is how we're gonna learn we're gonna learn if five stacks are bad or if it is cheaply, that's true
That's true. Do you have you played much? Yes, then are you a CS head?
I'm just gonna hit you with this hcj
Yeah, yeah, yeah, when me and you are about around the same age back when these other guys weren't campers
Oh, I was playing counter strike when it was a mod for high flat for half life
I'm a custom and our server where they kept stats man
It was like remember when you had a you had to like have a train with the civilians and you had to carry them out
And we we Russian you're a sea we're oh, oh, baby
Maybe.
I'm examining the new kit.
Damn, yeah, I'm examining mine too.
Naughty pine handle, corroded ass blade.
Damn.
Did you get a knife?
Wait, look at that.
It's got a nice little guilt on it.
It's called DE underscore fault.
Oh, I got it.
I drew it.
You got it.
Oh, fuck.
It's fun to watch people get wasted on working a lie, especially to get one tapped.
I got one tapped.
Me too, you got this voice.
Window, window.
Oh, he's better than me.
Ice.
One more doors.
The call out, the call out.
Open up.
It's gone, baby!
They're ready for us!
They've never been ready for us!
Oh, damn.
That's good.
We saw this thing.
It's gone, boys.
Oh, man.
How about us?
You're getting...
Johnson, what's a good run to buy? Sorry. I I've been buying a galeel now second even though I kind of hate it
It's alright
If everybody does go a case
Do some like you need your A.C.A. You want it anywhere you can keep distance? Yeah, I'm gonna go long
I got bomb with a cake. I'm gonna try to come along coming with the long one
Don't be committed. Oh, I got seven health
I
Cannot he he hit me as well. Oh he killed me
Looks clear
Yep, I'm coming cat
Right now, I'm sure they're careful careful. He's on site. I have bomb. I need to cover
One cat one cat. Oh, I got tagged bombs down. No, no, you got this query ones above you ones below you easy peasy
Justin what's short a just so I know where where that guy came out and got yeah, okay. All right. That's not cat
It's it's cat to you. Yeah, okay
I'm just learning I'm learning hard right now. It's going through the smite that I moved. I
She's not repeat that guy. I can't buy my pistol up at me. Yes, sir
You're gonna take it around Dennis quick. It's a woman one big one big. I'm saying I'm getting ready
I'm getting ready. I'm on entry frag with eagle. Can I see two turns show me that knife real quick?
It killed me
Doppler, sorry
I got him there's two watching the doors though good stuff good stuff I shoot
I don't know. I don't. I don't know.
I don't think that one. Yeah,
they're looking up at it.
You got me.
Oops.
It's okay. Can I say something?
You know what the idea was.
Oh,
The ace!
Wooo!
God damn buddy!
You and myself today, it's the haircut.
You get that zero taper?
Mr. New Hair.
I got the real tight taper.
Where are we going, place?
You got the bomb.
Where do you want to go?
I'm like a nuclear warhead, just pointing in the right direction.
I never fail.
I'm going to try to get long, but I might run away.
They love their little scouts in mid, so be careful.
We got long, we got long.
God this guy just can't be stopped.
One's lower?
Yeah, it's in minecraft.
I even got a smoke.
Yeah, I got smokes for days.
They call me mares.
So much I smoke.
God damn boys.
We're ripping them.
Sorry.
I'm going cat boys. Yeah, I own the bomber never mind. I'm the bombler. I
Watched long
Okay
I'm flashing long guys were kings. We're literally kings
I'll follow what the fuck was that?
I get the joke.
Dope.
I can't follow.
Let me see that knife.
You can't throw it, but I mean, did you get another one?
I did.
I did.
What?
Where are we going boys?
We gotta go along again.
Yeah, we gotta go along and work with it a bit.
I'm gonna flash it and just try to get out there.
What if we never lose?
The Unlouzlers.
Alright.
The Unlouzlers.
The Unlouzlers.
Yeah.
Or you know what I'm talking about?
The Unlouzlers.
Want me to smoke?
One's down there.
I'm going to smoke cross.
Got him.
I'm going to smoke mid.
Another one.
I missed bad.
Was he site?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Jumping on site.
He's weak.
Another one cat.
Another one cat.
Yeah.
He got me.
I'm going to give him a little meow biscuits.
one cat still
that's gonna work
flash cat
flash and cat
oh we're playing for a long long long long
in the smoke
that's what you get
get out of everything
the mocha and the crumbs are leaving
he's on
feeling it man
we're really just got home
got the high taper fade we're coming for it
I can't I can't hit a brick wall right now. It's fine. Okay, we're all
going up the double knife man.
All right.
All right, boys.
I'm gonna try to flash this in.
If they smoke it, let's turn around.
All right, let's not let's not.
I want to move with a scout.
I'm leaving.
What's the call here cap?
One long a.
You could wait that smoke out.
Let's see if we get.
Oh, I was gonna see if we get a pic mid, but.
Oh my god.
the hc stands for head cap
that's crazy man
oh you're trying to flash tunnels
bro i just can't stop
oh my god he's in
holy shit
we're mid with bomb
mid doors again
what the hell happened
i'm gonna pay for you short end
i can't see
blended in with the wall, man.
Oh, you played it.
Oh, shubs.
It's all right.
Yeah.
Come short.
It's it's planning for you.
If you come short.
You know, he was you little baby man.
Oh my God.
I was so funny.
Is that spot he's taking spawn?
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Yeah.
Good job.
You guys didn't see that.
Me and the other guy beat each other.
we both crouched and fired all 30 rounds of our guns and missed and at the same time
Oh
That was awesome
Tell me how to work work work work, okay
Finally I can't hit this guy he's still made with his little scout
out. I'm gonna smoke the cross. You're true. I'm gonna need top also. Smoking cat. I don't
know if that'll work on it. Oh, it's not. Nice. He hated me. He hated me. He wanted me dead.
Is he in the boxes? Yep, you've got him, ass. Oh, can't get one mid left on mid.
Double the year. What a Molly made
We're going I saw like a $500 AK skin on the ground and spawn I didn't even have to ask who was hopping
Just keep working our picks they they're they're falling part
I'll hold the inside then long doors.
He just goes to mid with a sniper like every round until you just kill him if you're good
at the game.
I'm going short right now.
There's nothing open.
I'm behind Justin.
Disgusting.
I can flash right?
You want to go?
Yeah, yeah.
Let's do it.
Flashing.
Justin, what the fuck is happening?
hit just in case one's a ramp all right ace coming cat one's coming
clear he's clear smoke in the cross me too oh well there's no seein through that
flashing cat they're very bad they're very bad players don't say that no they're good they're
So they're very bad long long long long I
Need a kill I need this kill I need a bad
I'm just gonna rush his ass
What do you try to do he wasn't shooting he just oh no you trying to Zeus you I don't know what he was doing, man
I'm gonna try to go for a B pick but I if they smoke it I'm just gonna go lower
Get in there yeah flashed same they smoked me
smoke and sight oh my god just I killed them all whatever I got smoked that vape
strawberry flavored oh oh why are they good
I mean, I was he not flashed how is he not flashed how is he not flashed flank?
Fuck
Okay, you got this
Oh
Try thank you. Thank you. No, oh, you know what that means lads
We're picking up his teeth all around B site.
Alright boys, we had to get him one, make him feel good about themselves.
Who is he openin' Andy's openin'?
Here we go, man.
That's a slick USB though, that's a slick.
Wait, how'd you know he opened?
Look at the chat bro.
Oh, it says what you open in the chat if you open in a game
We could wait to smoke out and then go if we want
I think there's throwing shit. Yeah all grenades. Oh my god. Yeah
We should go back and support mom Cory
okay I'm gonna try to smoke me this way we can go through tunnels okay I've
already gone way flame tongues oh that's a let's go long a Justin's
go let's get the heck out of here oh let's go this way this way yeah we'll
long wrap yeah
that's you got a knife no I don't I sold my knife for a 300 bucks and now it's
$5,000 when I was flexing the default
You got those legs in the kitchen and I was dreaming
Push that oh push that
Headcap Justin
Oh, Justin, you kind of pop off, man.
He's going crazy.
I'm feeling myself.
So they're fresh cut.
Where are we going? That's what we've been playing a lot, too.
Could you share some of that with me, man?
What do I feel?
Let's go back to the long.
We were we were mahogany.
We were doing my mind.
Justin, can you by me? Yeah, yeah.
You could just also with drops now.
You could just grab it out of the mind that you I'll be the first lad out.
I don't give a fuck.
I'm gonna wait. I'll throw a second flash. Get out of there. They're molly'd it.
Come here, come here.
I got a challenge to solve, man. I got a...
Shit, bro.
I'm with you.
Let's try to take short. I'm gonna smoke mid.
Huge.
Oh, he's there. He's there. Double doors, that's all.
You got this. You got this.
I'm gonna get past that.
I'm gonna get some Wonder Bread at the site.
That's so important.
He's probably gonna be there.
I'm a plant for sure you all want to say I'm sure oh yeah you got tapped from cat
No, not cat. He's on a blue cat. I
Think Apollo got him all under tunnels
I'll have him flashed. Oh
No, I'll cop to that I flashed you
the
quick boring game question what button pings
middle mouse
okay thank you
last round of the house
where you going boys?
uh this game workin' eh honestly they
If they're not off in minutes, so easy to take cat.
I'm gonna throw flashes along even if you don't get into it.
I'm in, but yeah, I'm in though.
I'm gonna try to throw a flash for you so they don't push.
Oh fuck.
He's on cat, but he's weak.
I can flash.
He's car.
Oh my god.
They hit me with the Molotov. Oh
He looked away
He's got off you might not want to challenge. I guess bombs down challenge him. That's her dominance
What a word give me give me some intel week to be to
I'm on cat Cory's cat you should look long with your scope careful behind that you on cat. He's probably rotating it from B
Oh my god!
Where did those come from?
Man you got that for ending the round?
That's crazy.
That's crazy dude.
I'm a white car Andy. I got white car unlocked.
Someone play B with Dan for sure.
I'll take it because it's close up.
I got steps B steps B multiple steps to be there to be dance right there in sight
already 3d with bomb priest yeah too many of them not a good round on my part
Oh
There's a big oh a and there be it's pretty bad you got this boys. Oh
made
That's a lot to you Corey
Cory I can't see your crosshair man up into the left
Cory give like 30 20 vision
Have a little green cross here. I know I stole from some dude. I was playing with yesterday. Oh
Oh
I'm out of bullets
He thought he was trying to knife you are they gonna pick up teeth
Yeah, I don't got it these clothes
Holy shit, did you oh my god, bro, this guy's 29 and eight, bro
Bad man, I can't hit anything today
That's why I got the cases. That's the only thing I can hit. I'm gonna buy I'm gonna buy nothing. Nothing
Yeah, I should have saved you cannot you can still sell you sell or you can
I bought a five seven kicks five seven
We have one a just just to be clear. We only have one a I'm with you. I'm with you
You're gonna have one short rest long I think
Yeah, bees quiet
I'm going tunnels to cat.
Oh, three, three, three.
Where?
Long. They'll be on soon.
I've done some damage, but...
Yeah, I got hit pretty bad.
Let's walk, let's walk.
I'm dead.
Walking.
I'm gonna deliver some wonder bread for him.
Two down.
I
Was on our car that's like when I thought like oh, I thought I had him. I really thought I had him
Oh
What the oozy man
All right boys, all right, he's he's free to close now love that big closed sign on it
I should have done a damn DM, man.
Ooh.
Alright, boys. It's our time.
Feel like a speed boost? You're so fast.
What's that knife I got, man?
They flashed the EVE, and they're through.
Smoke mid.
Bombs down B.
They're B, you said?
Bombs down. Oh, nice, yep.
Oh
Mid save my life. Damn guys cotton
Stop to be nice
I could uh, I could drop a gun. No, no, I'm good. I'm good
That was a huge one I wait until the just one millisecond before the smoke went out
And then I shot and it was a one tap headshot. It felt so good
They'll probably throw a great all oh there there's a rule my god, they just run out you hold here Dan
I mean go mid dude. There's running. What is he one's made once one's cat one's cat?
Wow, I did not know they had ops bad tracking bad tracking. Oh my god. They're like I sight
they're outside they're on site. Oh what a rat.
I didn't think they could get to the door faster than you could.
They usually can't but it depends on your spawn.
They might be able to beat you from where you are right now.
Alright, let's go boys.
That's tough.
I'm a little body block on you
Give him a little wonder bread
He's quiet I hear feet one
Maybe talk to them along a lot
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah heavy long what one yeah one's mid tones
It's the mid
I did this three long
I'm coming up cat
Okay, I'm gonna flash it and peek it in a sec. They're not in sight yet with bombs so we can hold off for a minute, okay?
Go on site
He's there the corner
grenade
Nice
Oh, fuck it up teeth man. It could be behind you could be behind you might be the guy on on I'll watch cat
If they're in this corner here, that's called goose called goose that's goose. There's a goose
I was going to call you right back. I was like, you know, I was doing no goose.
What a grenade. Oh, what a grenade. Oh, it's so sweet.
Oh, some fracture games keys.
I hear flashes long again.
I'm going to back up at the site and watch long if I got steps, be a lot of steps, be
OK, I guess that's maybe one minute.
One bottom in bottom in they smoke to be as well. Oh one's through
I'm running like I don't let him come out. I'll I'll scorch him but one's out. Where you go a lot of steps be a lot of steps be
Coming into sight
Nothing potato soup
My amendment don't come through
Oh my god, they were just guys they were just on site
have you seen last guy at all no he's in our spawn in our spot oh I'm getting shot
from our spawn I'm get some is the bomb down here yeah man no it's empty look at
the you can see it on the map oh fuck I always forget about the map
I heard him.
No, he's in our spawn.
I'm shooting, I'm shooting.
I'm literally shooting.
I'm literally shooting.
I'm shooting.
He's one hell.
Don't, don't be because it has, yeah.
Honestly, I'll just back up even more, because I'll probably check for you.
Yeah, but hold tight.
Tight.
Oh, behind you.
Behind you.
Oh, good try.
Good try.
I
Possibly shouldn't have picked them one at a time from the door. Yeah, yeah, like a Jackie Chan
I got nothing I came by a damn Diggle. Oh, I got you. I got you
The whole ass gun okay, I was looking for the Diggle
Look at this
I'm upset, dude.
We got nobody mid just to be clear.
I got bomb down, Kat.
Oh, okay. I'm gonna flash and peek.
It's pretty huge.
Got one more A long.
He crossed?
He's about to. No, he hasn't crossed yet though.
Mid, mid, mid.
nice one ace though one just crossed a one just crossed a
on site on a site nice tunnel tunnel tunnel tunnel yeah tunnel
he's right that's my bed I didn't check the corner good shooting man
oh yeah just well those games where he's just happy to get a kill you know
Now we lock in.
Yep.
Sir.
Show those knives, boys.
Let's see them.
Mine's serrated.
Is that good?
Like, they're going to hit A long this time.
You still have to jump mid.
I do.
Oh, you could.
Don't worry.
That's going to slow them down.
I got a couple of steps to B.
They're flashed in B.
Yep.
Nice.
One dead tunnels.
One dead cat.
Orange heads up, he's coming, he's peeking.
Whoever oranges, he's gonna peek your way.
I'm gonna have a...
Through B tons.
Through B tons.
Do we have anyone covering mid?
Yep.
Yeah, I got mines mid.
Peek mid.
One down.
That's right.
I got time. I got time.
Not bomb, though.
Flash mid, mid one more cat.
Yeah, cat.
Close, closer to T spawn.
Flash fine.
It's one outside of eight double doors in the back.
Like he's looking where all tunnel is.
Yep, he's right there, blue, right on, right, right in front of you, blue.
I
Skull bits off the back wall and send them to his mama
Yeah, I don't want to take away from Justin's nearly 40 kill performance, but I'm here with
Something happened
Like an ice cream training awesome right leg
match point lads hotbox doesn't sound like a b game this time cat flash b flash b
one's coming up you piece of he got me short got b there's one more be a bomb
bomb on shorted okay bomb on short a I'm gonna camp the doors Corey oh it's
its a it's a
he didn't worry about it but there is one more
he might be shocked
that shot gory
we can slow play we got numbers
yeah y'all are set up well
i'll be careful along yeah
can you hear that plane
in game I'm serious you don't hear that yeah show up in a case on waiting for
this game yeah dude it would be so swag
how do you do it why is work boys crazy two aces
crazy crazy how do you guys have those badges above your name what do you do
This is the rank you got to play enough to get a rank only a couple games all right
This work boys great round beautiful game 190 ADR
ADR average damage per round
Where do you claim rewards
Yeah, I gotta open that thing when it pops up. You just click the open you want. Oh, I haven't gotten any pop-ups
Yeah, what's the second play on this one?
Tech nine raw ceramic charm detachment pack or sealed graffiti
No idea gotta be the tech nine this day gotta be the tech nine we claim
game. How do you open mid game? I sent you a discord message. I don't know if you read
it, but if you're using display cap, it's very important. When you click the purchase
button on anything in this game, the next window that pops up will show your home
address
so you should turn the display capture off
or put an overlay up before you purchase anything in the game
okay okay
once your purchase though you're going to go
someone's gotta put a game in jail for this man
it is crazy
Oh, a little pink.
Oh, why are they selling me like a condom?
Oh, it's a pin.
That's trade up, bro.
That's trade up value, man.
They should put the spin wheel when you open it
over your head in the lobby so we can.
Oh, that was good.
That was so good.
That was so good.
Inferno.
I don't know.
I don't remember.
I don't remember.
I've never seen that before.
That's where you are.
A lot of making a transaction.
Oh.
Oh, my gosh.
I have to cancel it.
Inferno is where I just I don't open my one case that I just oh, okay, Justin. Give me the what are the main callouts on inferno
And then you got me you got Altman you got banana. Yeah, oh, this is banana
Is there a way to bring up the map? So yeah, you got you got bananas
And you got so there's a lot of calls on a
Which is right below
You five seven I'm not gonna all
Oh
Dude you guys want to just buy nades and do the nade thing I love this I love to Nate banana
But if we don't buy armor and we buy Nate's and we just fucking a banana
Let me see that knife though Apollo show me it look at me show me
banana yeah let's go Nate banana we're gonna go Nate banana it's a risky one
but I support it I am so down it's okay we got needs we got y'all
just ran through all the grenades.
It's more of a dead body.
Behind, behind, behind.
Oh no, these are all Jesus.
That's a rough pistol strap because they always made that.
Aw, shit.
You're playing this sweat again?
Armor is way more worth it than a day.
I think you taking 30 nades to the face.
I can take it.
I didn't know.
Are we saving it?
Are we saving it?
We need damage from that in two minutes.
Hey Ryan how did you do that with your gun and you threw it up to yourself?
Oh you just changed weapons. I changed weapons with three and two.
I was gonna go up mid with the clock like a madman. Yeah. Let's finish this one quick.
Oh my god Brian. What the hell? I'm not even near you bro. It's too left side.
You landed right in front of me. Oh okay well get your speed up. You almost
You're almost goomba stomping me, bro.
Oh, shit.
Can we clear cobs or do I die right in the middle of battle?
It's too super long, man.
Where'd that guy get you in the halls?
Uh, he was close to me.
He was just in an apartment, stalking him.
One's on the, one's boiler.
About to go in there, maybe.
He's hurt.
Oh, behind me.
Watch yourself, Apollo.
All right, all right, we locked in.
We got, we got guns now.
where he's going to wonder one the gun they got the one that got
yeah yes sir that's the one
tactical tactical timeout you know what that means
case to reset mental
i love the game shutting down the game
what is that
i got you i got you right i'm looking at you
does that have a case off i'm casing up
i'm casing up
i'm casing up
i'm casing up
damn i got purple you guys are in trouble
I got blue, I'm fucked, I'm fucked.
I got Simpsons done.
Come on, purple!
Ooh, A4, A4, purple.
I'd say Dan wins the case off here.
No, you guys got to book out perps, you got to redo.
You got to get a tiebreaker.
You what?
Do you want him?
Double or not, then, bro.
You know the route, you know the route.
10 seconds, 10 seconds.
Plenty of time is 10-1.
Let's go, boys.
Let's work, fix, try not to go banana,
or just like hold it for them flank.
Purple, purple, purple, purple, I go gun.
I got a double perp! God damn it!
Dan, you might be the good, honestly.
I'm gonna lock 18.
Then to win. Alright, where are you going boys? Binance?
You did get the block 18.
Oh no, don't go banana. Don't go banana.
They're smoking banana.
One's left and right mid and they're both here. They've both been hit.
We don't gotta need to pop it right there.
Mark, I'mma hit him with a donut, Sam Darnoldt.
I got him, there should be one left behind him, two behind him, close, left side, one's
weak, I got it, you keep holding mid, well they just walked right through it, what the
fuck, there's another one, he's in the smoke I think, they just molly departments, okay,
I
Might also be left side to be honest. I'm going up adjusted
He's probably size kid he was still advanced fuck he's left-side mid
He's right after us nice one's behind you guys still or no way out. No one in my den has them. Oh
That right site
Oh fuck, I didn't know you could be up there.
Blocked me boys.
Well the bomb's on me.
The bomb's not on me.
Yeah, they got bombed down there.
Where are there two there?
Only one.
There is now.
Probably on this way.
Yeah.
Yeah.
If, I would say save your gun.
If they let the timer in out then kill you, you're gonna be broke.
I'm a little on the wrong side
I'm on the wrong side
It's deagle time
It's going to work slow with the deagles
Let's see if they push
We're not doing anything.
Yeah, one guy's just doing shotgun shit in the apartment.
So we can find a way to abuse that if we can get in every time.
Act 10, baby.
Just gonna stay with the window here for a minute and see what we can do, baby.
I don't think he will. I think he's just shotgun-ing it.
Woo!
Nice.
They naded up from the apartments?
They're probably gonna push banana.
I got straight, Corey. Look right.
When you go through, okay.
Yeah, they're already through.
But he will.
Yeah.
He's there on the right.
Look for them to come as underpass here.
Huge.
Let's wait for them to push you.
They also might go through.
I got here.
You got you got you there.
Okay.
One jump there.
He was right now.
Apollo is to the right.
Yeah.
The past.
Yeah.
He's still not underpass guys.
I think we're clean.
Oh, the other guy here.
Oh, he just destroyed me.
I dropped a gun.
I don't see him up there anymore.
He's probably clear.
You would know.
Let's get people to be.
Last guy's gotta be A.
Yeah, last guy's the shotgun loser on A.
Just get out of there.
I think it was the one that Corey saw he was playing, uh, hit as Justin said.
You should be able to just run right into, uh, B here.
Yeah, you got it.
I mean I know what kind of...
I'm done.
I know what time it is.
Did you just get through there, Spawn?
Yeah, I don't know where the hell he is. He might come banana
I'm in their spawn
Killing their dudes. He's taking a shot. Then it's really important. No, I'm eggs up banana. I
Just have a pistol. So if I die, it's no big. There was a gun in
I think I may have taken it. There's a gun on that guy right there too.
He was back. Nice. Nice one boys.
Good job. I think we keep doing similar stuff. If they're gonna keep pushing banana we just hold until they push and then take view.
That guy lives on A. Yeah, lives there anyway.
I
Mean he's five. I know he's got to do something right you see that knife
I'm a lobbing you try to catch the guy crossing
Hi, sweetie
Close your eyes sweetie
Boys say open cases
You got to get them started early if the FTC still existed that would probably be like a violation, but whatever
Everyone peek a juice for you. Yeah, I don't see anything apartments
They're need what are you watching it? I'm watching I'm watching you're good
I have Charizard, that's the guy that lives on a that's the home. He was up on the oh, there's another one
he's nice i think
yeah
ah he got me
bombs down just outside apartments
there's charizard's you're right
oh she can get out of here
oh my reaction time is so fucking slow
he's
there you go
uh grab a bomb and run away with it
you know ones be for sure
is another one or no one
he said a three
for sure ones be but you have to go a a a
yeah you're going together
you're low on time here
let me go out first
i know where one was
all
one box is not dead
it behind this box is reloading to your right
nice, got a plant
plant real quick and you got it
plant you idiot
Oh, no no no.
There's a last one.
Oh, my bad boys.
It's tricky.
You've got to hold the button even though it takes a little, like there's a lag.
It's old school.
You hold the button and nothing happens so you think that's happening and then it
starts planting it.
It's like, okay.
I'm not popping any of these, but I'm not gonna go far.
I'm just gonna stay by Woodstack.
Oh, I'm cut off by fire.
Nice.
Here one in apartments.
Oh.
Careful behind this one.
Flash me in apartments.
Right here, right here.
Oh, you got me in apartments.
I'm gonna smoke the cross and then flash over and we're gonna get in there, okay?
okay okay what do you guys want to do it in this hook
one's going church fast oh yeah oh one's behind behind oh my god oh my
god he's so much better than me
nice nice nice there's left here's left one left yeah one behind you
there's two left two left okay nice nice
Was that guy just hiding inside of the hollow?
Yeah, I guess, yeah. I'd hate that.
It's still a good effort.
He's helping? We lock in on this one.
There's Nades of Banana going to murder that guy real well.
Oh, got no Nades this time?
Yeah, I'm going to work all of them.
Now we're mostly blind, okay.
Do you need to find out why your aim can be so good one day and so bad the next day?
Like what in the brain does that?
What does that? Because it happens to everyone, man.
Give me the good one.
Alright, we're going boys.
He's always got me in this game.
Let's uh, go work off kicks.
If we get a mid kill here, let's go mid.
I'm gonna fuck this guy.
He's gonna keep from the left.
I could feel it.
But he has no key kills.
I got you right.
Nice.
Yeah, let's take left here.
He smoked it.
Let's not go through that.
But let's wrap to site.
We should be able to take site.
They're going to push me out.
What do we got?
Curry up here.
Anything?
I don't know.
He's real hidey up in here.
Yeah, he could be in pit.
He could be on the balcony.
I don't see him.
I don't see him.
I don't see him.
I don't see him.
I don't see him.
I don't see him
Yeah, we're good
Watch flanking apartment poor yeah, but I'm watching I got Wayne over here
I'm into hiding one hiding right shoot. Oh, yeah, he's
Take your knife out, man.
I did take my knife out.
You took your pistol back out of it.
Oh, shit.
Good round.
Good round.
Good round?
Yes, stop the bleeding, boys.
Trying to work like that.
Once we get a pick somewhere, we just hammer it.
Let's go.
Fucking tiny ass bump on the ground. Hello. Where can they come from here up top into the left top right?
It might be pushing it's all be careful. They smoked us deep
Sorry, Dan. Oh, you're right
They just did some big they just did some mid in apartments
Yeah, fuck hell yeah
Nice nice, there might be one more
I'm holding mid, he looks alright.
Let's plant then.
Yeah, it's clear, it's clear.
I think this is something they say bomb, because they go boom.
Nice.
Nice.
You're going to have one apartments?
I'm watching apartments.
Okay.
Oh, that's not the last one.
You said it was the last one.
You said it was the last one.
Oh, you're okay.
Nice work, boys.
Woo!
Nice work, boys.
Should have gotten them with the...
the Karambit fade.
If it was the knife, then I should have.
Oh, a stat... Can you get a stat-track knife?
And you, like, put powers on the handle?
It's a really bad thing.
Oh, my God!
That's so sick!
What if I'm riding a real knife?
I have no interest in a real knife, bro.
One jumped right side maybe Michael up the windows. I'm gonna send one hold up. Yeah
Apartments heavy
Box is clear
Nice, what do you think you're a power and smoke this and we can try and fix site
Support from in the set shit boy good shit
It's up to oh
Hey
real quick we have B oh we got oh no he's on site down on site that's last guy
then that's guy oh oh you guys have a hard time I'm just getting whatever whatever
dude that's how you know he was just robbed over there huh give me the damn
knife was it yellow or oranges is real person
I
Stupid blue Mac 10
Get out of there
I hear me in our apartments like I did
It's all right, he's playing for pigs not her we play the objective in this house
Oh my ass got a P dude.
90?
Call tactical. I don't have anything to do during a time.
I play better when I have to P. That's why I'm starting to get kills.
Alright.
Drink up lad.
If I reach my penis across the room.
One's right side.
And I dip my penis into your toilet
I'm in trouble and I have bomb and I fucked up greatly
Fuck I have one left side mid and one right side mid help help right side guy Michael balcony
He's very very weak
They might be rotating the weeks I got bomb there nice.
What?
Bomb down banana.
Bomb down banana with bomb.
Both are there, both are there on bomb.
Well they threw a smoke so here's what we're going to fucking do.
We're going to burn them both to death from first principles.
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Oh no.
One of them is very weak.
I'm keeping them busy Corey while you land the flank okay?
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're that plenty of time. Yeah
Because I cross a place with oh he's on top of ask I actually have so much faith
World's time
I thought I heard him
Nice ones down the hallway here
My god
Nice
It would have been so easy for them to time us out and they just said no
That's huge
Holy get we brought it back lads we brought it back. Not a terrible
Look at these stats we're back we do need I'd quarry if I die. I'm opening a case in your honor a hundred percent
What do you guys want to do to get a knife? I want to share. I need someone else to do it, man.
You smoke to deep mid? Good go off.
I'm in my LAB.
Nice, good job.
Oh, another one, another one.
Try to enter your teammates. What the fuck are you talking about?
Got one B.
Ah! Apartments, apartments!
I refloated like a fool.
I think you guys go B then, maybe?
Cause your bomb is going B.
Shoot man. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. Let's go. Get out of there. Get out of there man back up
You know for sure there's only one I think you guys just run it
He loves to one of them doesn't play deep site I
Fucked it. Okay. I got smoke. I got smoke. Yeah. Yeah. Be really careful in corners on site. He's been playing them all game
Okay, good could be church
I'm gonna go church one of them is probably coming flank
Oh Justin pop that brown chicken for me real quick
I hear an enemy, yeah she got me
Oh no, got one church
I don't know how much.
Oh, man.
I'm not sure.
He's not checked me on that one.
I just didn't get it across in that corner, and it would have all been great.
Still 7-5, I think it's pretty good.
It's not bad.
It's not bad.
7-5?
Yeah, 7-5.
I probably, like, really honored that.
5-7, 5-7.
5-7!
Dude, this one.
I'm opening this in honor of six seven, which I know we're gonna get to
This is a pre six seven opening
Which two players would like to play B?
Scan bees been at his be is be banana. Yes. I'm a good. Yeah. I'll play it
I mean Dan got beat we could do three there for pistol if you want, okay?
I'll play I'll play and if it's not an immediate rush just come right back
I ride well make all the time out because someone disconnected
Well time out that can only mean one
if
if they're gonna call a timeout I mean
I could go pee but like I could also open a case you know
yeah yeah yeah
I'm gonna have a little
I'm gonna have a water is what I'm gonna do
hurt me?
ooooohhh
ooooohhh a purple
blue fuck you fuck you
I'm calling my shots to red
I'm pulling maybe right now
one more deep one more deep
You got a purple again.
Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
I got an old rusty.
I got a boring question for you guys.
How come I can't buy the suppied pistol you guys have?
You have to get a quick in your loadout.
It's in your loadout.
Yeah, it's kind of weird.
That horse is not happy, man.
Not our say.
Actually, I was going to say cow, too.
That would have been so funny.
There's a cow freaking out occasionally as well.
So you're not wrong.
Look at this. Damn, it's got a fucking barcode on it.
You scan it and then the price comes up as your fucking life, bro.
What if they do the grenade strat?
I'm going to play back a little.
Now I admit, probably I'm coming back as requested.
No one banana.
One banana. Heavy, heavy, heavy.
I'm dead on banana.
Oh, one in apartments, rest in sight, looks like.
Woo!
Oh, dude.
Plant today.
Crosshair wasn't even close.
Not even close to a second.
One of them's a real low.
Oh, I.
You piece.
Oh, there are miles of 82 and 4. It's like 108 with both ass.
Let's save up.
Save.
Nice full save.
Hear me out 5A. We gotta make a play. Save round play.
After the nade's down mid. You can buy a nade. Just launch that down mid. If you're on a close spot.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
We'll launch the nade down mid and just move to the left.
Love that.
We find the full flank if they're not there.
Oh, there's an ultimate on the window.
Oh.
These apartments were the AK.
I thought I could have had them on that one.
It's quick.
Oh, what?
That's where I died.
what that's where i died
oh they wouldn't be okay and they smogged us
look at that knife
oh look at that knife right there
the hunt i mean i can never make it to the bomb
time driver some kids try to try to get an exit kills that come out of
Dominada the rest might do that
all right boys and stop the bleeding here yep your it's our time I'm gonna play
very passive no no risky peaks
We're meeting you sure
How much how far do you want to go and just sit back?
Just behind these boxes here. I'll go
Well, they're there be banana lots of stuff going on here one out a long look. I'm gonna rotate one over
I'm like start rotating. Oh
To two banana at least
bomb and I
Need help on site. We're coming
There's one apartment still.
They're ulting the heck out of the B site.
Not anymore!
I got two.
I got two for one.
Two for two, me and Cory.
Sorry.
Flantern?
He's playing in the corner.
Oh my god, why does that look like a guy?
Doesn't it look like a couple of noobs?
Oh, did you see like...
Yeah.
Yeah, it was like a man-shaped outcropping.
Save one more?
Oh, she's sorry.
I gotta film off.
Just make sure next round you get a 4 to 4 buy.
So I'm gonna go like D4 armor.
Every funded.
Whatever, I gotta pick.
I'm gonna try to be a little sneak in the apartments.
I got a good spawn for it.
Did you intentionally drop a gun called the Trader for me to pick up?
They threw they threw a Molly and Anna as well
One jump window smoking again where I'm going to help a
Okay.
Okay.
I got bomb.
On site, on site.
Yeah.
Ah.
I'm not backed about.
I mean he's in halls.
He's going to get bomb.
Oh, wow.
He's a little pixel now.
Brian, where was he?
balcony.
balcony.
Oh, wow.
He's a little pixel now.
Brian, where was he?
balcony.
I don't even know how to do it.
This guy's so rich he doesn't even know what the default is.
Alright.
Alright boys, we played at 12 or 13.
13.
Okay, okay.
Oh, lots of banana again.
I'm blinded as heck.
They still throwin' stuff?
I hear them here. Yeah, that's your son. Nice court. So that made my catch a bit. Ah,
there's at least three here. Oh, they know where we are. Yeah.
Oh, nice try.
Oh, I did it.
I didn't know it was gonna be that.
I thought number two.
Well, little.
J.
J.
Left round.
Yeah, let's do quicker.
It's like, if they're getting a lot of needs to be, let's just get over the feature spawn.
Mm-hmm.
They're probably gonna go A.
round man
Okay
They threw stuff
Eagle grenade mid you're probably
Might be like one lurker here
Man
dude
there was a lurker mid
almost had him too
I
Justin do you have a little crouch or hold crouch I hold
You know it takes a sting off a loss do it man do it
Can we can we play dust again?
We take we take him from no off we put dust back and left again. Oh, sorry
You'll probably still be in the party
Yeah, you get to the lobby to open one
Confirm not in the party
There you go. Take an invitation. Thank you. Thank you
I'm seeing gold in my future. I'm seeing gold and it's so likely to be dust. I'm just looking at the the Q times and I'm like this is it learns like dust man or it looks like dust and one more one more.
I'm not going to do that.
Cancel matchmaking.
Yeah, I put it back.
I took the best off.
Oh, okay.
Ooh, that's not going to work.
Over fast
Apollo's in the bathroom. I think that one's gonna get uh, no, no, we're gonna get screwed on this one
Not gonna make it through the house and the Senate send back to the ether
I thought I was going pee I didn't think the queue would pop
That means that you should probably as panacea probably open one in game
During the warm up.
I'm tired from I'm only opening cases if I get them naturally.
Oh, I mean, the opening so many and I got like like 29 blues and a purple.
This is pain.
Someone give me the picture of the guy at the tunnel with the diamonds.
OK, but I got to open one in the lobby, though, just to see.
Yeah, I want to see that picture.
But it's a guy turning back after he finds the diamond, but he's not
Because the diamond was the reason he's mining and now that he found it
He doesn't need to mine anymore. The mining is not fun
You guys get it I can't see what's going on. I can't see who's opening what yeah, he doesn't tell us here
Well, oh, I'm so open and I don't you don't worry. I'm gonna see me with the fight. I just open
Can I just what's the armory pass it's about like a battle pass in you guys buy it or no
I don't think I play enough.
I don't chiply bought it.
Is it worth it?
Then they've revolutionized it.
Now you can buy multiple battle passes to earn the tiers faster.
I think you can buy up to five battle passes.
And then every, uh, every time you like level up by experience, it gives you a star.
So if you have four battle passers every time you level up you get a case for free. Oh
Mr. Merage
So basically you're saying it ROI on it is amazing
Speaking
My pen and here you go
Good map you call this shit. This is dust three damn. Yep
This I want to see this
Are you get are you trolling man this disgusting?
fucking hate this is what it's like and then I'm gonna call it from there is the
B rush love that I went through B tunnels let's go crazy rushing B are you
not be planting but I'm gonna be rushing yeah
come on bro I got dragon lore oh my god
I got door stuck too bro
Hold up you hold up you hold up you no walking okay
Anybody bro snack day I got cat
You know, are these guys trying?
Whoa, oh
To kitchen kitchen
Mercado that was insane steps apartment
Oh my god, what a shot. Oh, Carmen's lost
Good shooting good shooting one cat. Let's just you
I walked into kitchen I got jump scared by a guy shit
He was just tucked away in a little corner that I know he could be tucked away
I was calling out your your screen to you
let's go full save mode
I'm gonna buy a deeks I got so much so if I buy a tip 9 and let's let's try to hit a
we'll try to hit a fast and it's one of those if so it's something wrong that's
for me how do you how do you probably go by G
People don't like carrying bomb.
I usually do, I just-
Three in Palace is insane, bro.
I was- I was-
Oh!
I got the- I got the D.
Let me pick- let me pick.
There should be one there.
Fuckin' one D.
Let's go for it.
Whoa, what the fuck?
Oh.
He's below.
He's coming to the wall.
Yeah, Meg 7 below.
Nice.
Man, there's-
Man, there's-
Oh, fuck.
Green Castle's crazy.
Oh, no, stairs, stairs, stairs.
Oh.
Dead bomb.
Down.
I'm going to get out of the way.
How does this go?
I thought I picked a bomb.
How does this go?
Good shooting.
Oh, both there.
Oh, what is this?
Oh my god.
It's 140 and 20.
11 at one.
I'm not going to say.
Let's do AKs and work mid and stuff, but don't hard commit to anything.
I do love mid.
I gotta learn that should we line up the smoke.
The one he hits every time.
If you could just line it up with your minimap, you could just lob a smoke high and might
get there.
One jumped and went lower.
He jumped and went lower.
Oh, shi-she went there still.
He's in B tunnels.
B tunnels.
I got the one in tunnels be careful of there no they're still tunnel guys
after two to that's connected to connector from a Joe borough he might
flank us so be be ready for that he could be walking to a connector yeah nice
Nice. Got one.
We're gonna smoke. Oh, window room.
Oh, yeah. Nice. Got him.
But did I get the other guy when I was blind?
I'm gonna go short here. Short B.
I threw a bad smoke.
He stuck right. Stuck right.
Oh. Oh, that guy.
I'm gonna stop short.
Nice. Nice. You got a clearing.
You can plant for free, plant for free.
You saw him, he was still in that tunnel.
He's probably gonna come catch him.
Rats!
Love it, that's rats man.
Love the rat.
Cory, can you hear that F button real quick?
Shut up!
I don't know if that's weird, but your gun might be sticking out.
Here you go.
I think I shot him in his toe yeah I had that guy for 88 and four
same thing just when we pick it yeah yeah keep working the pics I'm gonna go
palace and try to just punish one of the guys
with you
It's good to just just hold in mid and getting getting the controls big on this man
Sorry to case bait you by the way, I was simply rebinding duck to see
Justin where else that mid can they pee from they got me tunnels bombs down on the way down to Thomas I
Got one of them falling back got the other one
Oh, he might be open here's someone near
Just paying it short short a short a all right. We're a is taken
Or sure get we have a we have a short be sure
And I'd be tunnels I think am I muted did I did I hit the yeah, I heard I heard I heard okay
So bombs and be tons they're probably just sitting on it you got this
I'm just going to climb around and maybe more expect another one.
If you go B to tunnel, that's probably not a bad bet.
He's in there, be careful.
Oh yeah.
Unreal flash.
I don't know how to get there.
What?
Shit.
That was just a play.
I'm going to go back.
I'm going to go back.
I'm going to go back.
I'm going to go back.
I'm going to go back.
I'm going to go back.
I'm going to go back.
I'm going to go back.
I'm going to go back.
I
Just hearing him in the tunnel, huh
I'm just there in my crosshair man. I am broke. I can't also broke
Can I buy?
No, I guess I can't buy 3d.
I can buy April, so...
You guys wanna try to go past?
Okay.
I'll try.
Let's try it.
Pistor rush B, Pistor rush B.
Oh, wait, careful.
They always...
No, they maul the apartments.
You still might be mauling.
People up front might go get right through here.
They maul the apartments.
I can take this Ringwald!
One's lower B here.
Or lower mid.
Oh.
Once, faulty wires is one tap.
Oh, it's a smoke.
I wonder if he's- I'm falling back. I think he's coming all the way through our spawn.
Someone's to watch stairs.
Should I- That was stairs.
But shooting.
Oh, he's coming in the gun.
He's kind of in a bad spot.
Can I get help here?
Yeah, are you stairs?
Oh, he bailed, he bailed.
I shot that shot. There's my hand. I got it down. I got it down with you.
Let me drop on. I just want to go for a peek of that.
What the fuck?
I don't even know where I got shot from.
It's exactly someone short.
I hear them.
Oh!
That was crazy!
Come on, sis!
What the fuck?
Oh, I like that shot.
We'll take that shot.
I
Goodbye, let's work picks Apollo. You need you a ramp in palace again. Yeah
I'm gonna leave bomb in spawn. No one has to pick it up. I gl I need some help. I don't have no idea what to do
You can wait for a mid-pick you can go with Apollo and just cover him in case there's a rush or something. Mm-hmm, okay
Okay.
Nice smoke to me.
That's not a good smoke though.
Yeah wait, just wait the smoke out.
They mullied me too up here.
We flashed it.
I hear one.
Let me know when your smoke is fading and I'll peek.
I can peek it then.
The smoke's bad.
Oh yeah, one's lower.
Uh, my stairs.
Uh, mid, mid.
Dammit.
You hold here.
I'm gonna watch our spawn, Dan.
Okay.
One's by the stairs.
Yeah.
I'm going in.
I'm smoking site I'm in site or I he's tunnel you should be able to cross your bomb
like oh yeah you have bombed in your bomb in cover me cover me cover me what's
spawn.
Grenade!
Oh, I missed.
Two tunnels, two tunnels.
Two tunnels pushing pretty aggressively.
Nice pop.
Oh, heaven.
Oh, I got him.
I thought you had him, bro.
No way these guys have kits.
Oh yeah, they got time.
They got like 45 seconds.
Apollo w comms by the way
Apollo says watch bomb I watched
How are you money-wise?
We're good. I got it. I'll get it
You could hit tab and pick it up or hit buy menu around here. It'll be like on the bottom
You just grab it from there. Oh
Yeah, it makes job for people are easy. I'm a decoy be
Yeah, I'm gonna go lower and try to hold him from there.
Yeah, he came out connector.
Nice.
If you could bottle up how I feel about my aim right now and give it to prisoners, it would be the most effective tool of all time.
Yeah, this guy in connector still AWP.
Okay
Out of stuff. I just got made a god. I think I think that's what it's made on me
That's clear. Yeah, I'm gonna hold spawn a Molly and lower tons. I heard him
He's in CT. No
Not yet. Anyway, I
I heard him maybe he's going to go connect there
I need to go connect the culture
Yeah he's there
Don't die, don't die, you need the money
I need to kill
Jump out
No, it's out in my mind
I think they called that a back shot
Good job, good job
Why did that even come from?
We want to try to get the mid control
That guy keeps jumping window and going lower
going lower I'm gonna try to like keep getting him right now I'm at decoy be
again just cuz I'm not I'm begin I'm begin mid with op I took this off
we're going straight to lower again in the middle give it to him
damn you in peak oh I'll cover me connector yeah Nate's connected you're
one pushing cat and one push connector to lower just instead then can you cover
our back yeah yeah I got it right here
one lower water oh that's Ryan shooting one tunnel as well you guys want to go
wrap it wrap long a or be get the heck out I'm gonna be let's go be boys get
back out here
you might have one in those tunnels
careful down the staircase
so that smokes you
he's back there
he's right at where he chose blind-trunk behind
this. Not great. No scope. Oh, behind, behind, behind. I was trying to get to a safer angle
and then turn it around.
Yeah.
Green.
It's the indie green.
I'm going to go back to the palace pick.
A worked when we took it.
We just lost it.
Don't rush it.
Wait for them to throw their util and then we just kind of try to move in.
It's going to be good for someone to go mid and then make another one.
I'm going to go mid and just...
They call me Mr. Mid.
Yeah, you're never gonna walk
They Molly be
They just smoked a palace so we gotta wait for the smoke out
I hear one cat. I think I got oh, I see one. I can't shoot him
No window
I'm gonna can I come out? Yeah. Yeah, I'm glad I'm coming out
Got one mid. I'm gonna plant site again if you want to stay up there
It's planning. Oh when what the fuck is that? I don't know what that is
I'll be the tunnel but go to the left one's window with an off
one's in our spot and they respond oh well our spawn oh fuck nice that's one
was the connector I think yes there's on the step I'm just flashing high
he's out of time we got him oh nice boys that's that's why we're in spray
patterns that's when I say planning for you Dan it's uh if you just stay
hidden up there you hear them defuse I got you I'm broke
the good round good round I would buy it baby it's what we're at Palisthen I
got bomb but I'll just be passive mission watch this one tap I'm going
coffee house with Justin on the window left side window yeah this one short
Justin. Oh connector. Connector low. Nice kill. You very hurt. I don't want to I don't
want to peek off that. Tell me what you want me to do. So they might be on the stairs
straight down. I want a cat. One cat. If you want to give it a peek but uh.
Ryan are you able to get up in that? Oh yeah there's one stairs. There's one stairs. I
I got made on stairs
I'm on 12 HP so it's risky for me to peek on that
Give a flash to popper. Yep. You got time to you have time to open. Oh, no one's under underneath underneath
So bad man
So bad
I'm gonna get out there both two of the three of there
Where you guys have time to go be your time so made yeah
See if you can get eyes a connector
Yeah, go up the cat here Corey and then peek left.
Yeah.
Yeah, we'll be grounded a little bit now.
Nice.
Nice.
Oh fuck, where?
There's another one.
Where?
Yeah, I think we ran all the way around there.
There's a connector as well?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, there about there.
Oh, damn.
Okay.
Don't.
There's probably still a guy watching me.
I got a flash.
I don't know if he was still on B, they might have given it up.
I'm going to pop a flash off this little window here if you want to follow it up.
10 seconds, 10 seconds.
Long, long, long on you.
Oh my god.
That was a half a second from the plant.
That couldn't have been closer, man.
I think we say I can't buy shit.
Yeah, I can't buy shit for the B rush.
Big place to be right.
I think we can pick mid.
They just kind of peeked mid with nothing like if we if we got digs,
we can just we can give it to them, I believe.
Yeah, you go check mid.
I mean, I'm lobbing the window.
Oh, definitely snagged them.
One loves to pick cattle.
Love to be connected.
You're the new connector
Throwing shit out of connector. Oh that flash got me pretty good
Whenever I got me
There's some just hit to win
What one be one behind the purpose not anymore he's got nothing he's dead
Holy shit
I
Watched your head get the Senate. I know what to do you inspecting that pissed me off. I got a
It's so basic I gotta I gotta I gotta I gotta get some sauce in here
Fuck
It's so fucking funny
He did it again. He did it again. Okay. I'm going back. I'm going back. Do it one more one more
He's gonna put on his keyboard to make some policy spin 250 you're right
You're daddy, I'm saving look at this thing man
Was it say on a run
it's it's it's oh it's a pretty bad scare it's kind of sweet if you're like
Jew on the grudge oh
you lost watch I'm looking at my slinger slinger peak single peak oh I am
peeking I guess it's a pain in agony run again as well oh man all right I think
the mid thing is still a good idea we just got a week of smokes out I shouldn't
appreciate it I was trying to be sneaky I'll decoy be jigsaw-esque in right
you're going apartment center oh my god confirm oh my god that's who they then
Look at the stairs when you go back there. They're right there coming up the stairs. Oh
My god, fuck me. They're just in the bottom
No, no, he's in the tunnels. What the fuck?
Only one there if there were two here I
I killed them. Oh, okay. I'm gonna step behind you just and you to go back for it. Justin. What do you want me to do?
I'll bug you
The hell was he doing?
He jumped into window room on cat. I'm pretty sure
Then pull your knife out and run all the way or walk all the way through to me trust
You got I don't know what that means. I gotta get bomb first. Oh, never mind
I think he's watching bomb. Yeah, it's gonna be
Watch this bomb
It's like oh I got time to go in here. No, yeah, you got time if you hold W. You're good. Okay
go short a yeah you have to your right yeah yeah I think I can beat them there
and just plant up you have to he's probably by the stairs but he might
not be you can play you got some good I huge I hide like a little rat like a
a little rat we cross our placement you're looking at a go
hey let's do now he's getting it he's getting the kill actually I see it I
see the line that spawn I think so it might have been him shooting the vent out
the ghost on great comms I had no idea what he was doing
I
That's huge that's freaking huge man
Who's our to be players?
I play be
Yeah, I'll be
To you to you got me this one's for you Dan
Let's do it. The moment your footstep anything called out for being
You do three for pistol
It's not a bad idea.
Well, Ryan was just booked at A, so.
No, I did not.
No, I did not.
They got me confused with somebody else.
There's only one so far, but the rest will be two A,
two A at least.
He's quiet.
I'm coming A.
They're all A.
One's hazard in the corner.
It's hazard box.
It's called.
Oh, yeah, on site, on site.
OK, Justin.
Another one, another one on site.
Both, both there.
Gonna get that ace.
Tomato, sorry.
Sorry.
No, it's okay.
Good, good round, good round.
God damn, bro.
Smoked him.
Any picks, any picks, any guns?
Any picks here?
Any good guns?
Ha ha ha ha.
What's the spray button?
Tea.
If you ever, like, picked up a Glock
and you don't want it just throw it in the round
then it'll give you a new pistol neck.
Oh!
At least two.
We'll find out.
It did.
Ooh, it's nice to have a little funny money.
Alright, please.
Ha ha ha.
I'm just buying a kid. Yeah, I watch apartment. It's probably gonna be be I'm really feeling it on a baby
Don't I baby?
Let me know if you notice any quarry, I don't hear anything smoke mid
Apartments
Nice
Paisy grenade.
All upon this bomb M3.
Now you guys got it. I don't need to be there. I don't need to be there.
Show yourself.
Backed up. Could send bomb to Hay.
I thought I just heard some shitting.
Wait, I hear him like here.
Yeah, he's like, below me I think and tunnel stairs. Yeah.
You're in mid to follow? Yeah, I got it. I'm holding down.
Oh, nice boys!
Dude Apollo, he was looking at me.
I think we'll probably have AKs and stuff now.
Yeah, let's go let's go back to 2B2B3A. I'm gonna mark it said I'm an apartment said
Yeah, I'm gonna go be I'm gonna ring walled apartments
You got middle of all yeah
No fuck I threw a pretty bad suit
They're they're going after me it I think they threw a they threw some smokes here today
throwing grenades in quiet you stay on apartments I'll watch cat oh when they
pet oh all a all a I wrote it when they wanted oh my god I died do a guy jump
but I call this game through connector
oh dude they're both in the little nut hut
got bomb I'm going to respond I'm back they might respond window careful
I
Spawn yeah, what's fun some hide years good shit good shit
I'm gonna guess not hot is
I guess connector there's not a window
Not that's where you have to crouch and go in what is that?
That's the nut hut.
That's my nut hut.
No.
What is it really called?
That's just not as known as window.
Oh, window.
No, that's not bad, but.
Move it shut.
So nut hut connector is the one from window to A and then tunnel is the other one or?
No, connector is the stairs from A to middle.
It's not window by the way, I can't figure it.
I'll bring the apartments.
Heavy men.
Nothing apartments.
Heavy men, heavy men.
Oh, what the palace?
Oh, palace.
Heavy mid heavy mid. Oh what the palace? Oh palace
Punch punch mid. Yep. They're coming through connector
Justin the buggy is swarmed
I don't know why I would challenge that one in connector. They didn't come up. Oh, yeah, they might go be they might go be
They're scared Justin. I
would be
Well challenging them
you help it out you're good he does he does he does okay how that's from
connector and spot oh yeah yeah yeah okay
he's there was he's on the left
he walked to the site? yeah, yeah
damn, going for the baker's dozen
he's good for one I think
for the heck?
probably panifer, one's palace I think
yeah, we're behind those boxes here
Oh, yeah. Yep.
And you're both right.
You're both a great game sense, though.
Great game sense.
Well, I'm poor. Yeah.
You saving?
No, nothing can buy, but I think you buy.
Just buy.
Make sure you buy next round, whatever you buy.
OK, I'll swear.
If you do, do four B, if you all are saving.
And I'll just say they kind of go right around.
So you know what I'm going to play by connector then, I'll uh.
Yeah, mid again.
Do you hear mid?
Oh, they smoked it.
They smoked it.
Heavy.
I gotta get some fuck out of there.
Yeah, I'm going through CT spawn back to base.
Or back to A.
Yeah, they're coming. Connector.
Bomb down. I can't. They're cooking my toes.
Oh, too mid, too mid. Can I fucking go?
Sorry, sorry, sorry. Oh my god, I couldn't hit fucking shit.
Pardon my French Dan, sorry.
Oh, you're fine.
Gotta be who you are.
Oh, soul snatched.
Looks like.
The fact that you're looking at is like the dumb shit of all time.
I can't use my hand on anything if I'm not looking directly at it.
I don't know how to...
Dumbass game.
Well, how is he going to shoot those tasers into it?
They should come apartments, man.
They should come apartments once.
See what happens.
I've been doing it for years.
If you want to play stairs watching Palace, he's going to peek it again.
Stairs watching Palace?
Okay.
Yeah.
It did throw a flash here.
I'm gonna follow it up in the smoke in a sec.
Yep, Palace.
I've never come apart.
Let's go, he's dead.
You're scared of us, Dan.
I don't want it.
Rotate and give him some P90 right up there.
Oh, one up connector.
Oh, fuck.
Palace.
I
Will say
Ox's what a little rat rhyme on palace
My only the brainstem was involved
There was no conscious thought for even a millisecond.
That was psychotic.
They're going mid-heartedly fast.
It's going to be mid-air beef for sure, I'm feeling.
Jesus Christ.
Holy cow.
That shot me in the head, dude.
Dude, I didn't even know that I saw him until after he was dead.
It didn't look like you meant to do it at all.
Watch the connector, Corey.
Yeah, heavy.
It's gonna rotate.
I hear, uh, heaven, heaven, heaven.
Damn it, that guy's gonna be flying.
Damn.
Oh, no, couple of connector.
There's two, maybe three A.
You guys got apartments? I'm gonna watch cat closer.
I think they're going A. I heard a lot of things.
Yeah.
Oh, they planted. Oh, fuck.
With stampers.
I'm waiting to see how they're flashing high again to two stairs to stairs
Oh, of course they're watching that
Wow
Get them out in here
We're like an every layer of the pyramid man
Yeah, I can't go
Don't buy don't buy look there you go. I guess we'll buy next you know
Everyone go A. They never go B. Just lock them up.
Go, go, go.
I'm playing insanely passive.
Just don't make a lot of noise in Pikachu or else they'll just go elsewhere.
One out of apartments.
Oh god, that's the one round they go B, huh?
Oh, I can't use you to tell?
That's two nades of B. Yeah, yeah.
I
Stream watching us up top
Give me that gun
Right the angle that he can see me fuck this is smoked God wise
Good try good try it's just bad. That's not me. That's not me boys. That's not me
Oh, 95 and four on that guy.
A number I hate to see.
I got no U2.
I don't even got a damn gun.
Have a flash.
Lock in, you lock in, y'all.
Where are they going, Justin?
Probably, maybe a connector.
They're gonna like, try to wear one of us down
and then take advantage.
I have a...
Oh, flash A.
Could be an A rush.
Another flash A.
Heaven?
Two Heaven, I think?
Yeah, two Heaven.
Oh, connector, connector.
We play the aggro flank on this one.
Oh, stack them.
Last one, seven?
You got this, Ryan.
He has to come out to get bombed, so you can take your time.
Heaven is outside Palace, right?
Yes.
little balcony
Yeah, so you probably planted first spawn. He's probably not our spawns like a ramp. I don't think you need to yeah, you don't you don't need to
It's gonna pop it pop it high left. Yeah
Now if he's playing our spawn our spawn I didn't think
Yeah, you brought it right.
You didn't aid there?
Yeah, throw a flash and they're spawned in.
He's not even waiting for a tap.
Holy shit.
Ntnt.
The clickbait.
Oh no.
The clickbait.
I don't know how I even got 15 kills now.
I think I could be playing worse today.
Lowkey weapon master is more of an insult than clickbait.
just means you didn't have enough money to buy your regular kit they might as well
say bad with money they open a case it's a tough one we need we need nuke or I
need to open an item for my case that's good and a little dust a little dust I
love you so much clean rewards I'm done and I guess the gun
Now we looking on one two three four five six seven eight show me go open a case why man
That was gonna be the knife. Oh, it's so obvious that was gonna be the knife
It saved me man it blocked my shitty blue I can't even see it
Oh my god, but if it blocks it, it's gonna be the the AK wait, does somebody not accept?
Oh, yeah, someone didn't accept they don't want to play dust. No, they wanted me to get my knife
They wanted me to get my knife off of that. Oh shit
What are you saying that blocked my knife and he went cancel that Q cancel
Scan
Like I was honest on them when he said never gamble you will lose
Would you get a blue? Yeah
It's my last I will say I
I was like is insane like the stats on getting a knife or less than a percent. It's crazy
We're gonna over to one and a hundred right now per per per 34. Okay. Do you want to like guess mine?
Well, okay, if you guess mine first Apollo's wrong. He just got a blue
22
Yours is even worse. Yours is like a gray
Fuck me
Uh
68
Oh, give you a gray.
Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, man.
What are we guessing?
Apollo, yours is eight.
That might be a purple, but like, it's like on the border,
you know, it's on the border.
Wait, did you just say it's a purple?
OK, I'm opening the case.
I'm feeling lucky.
Oh, man.
Oh, my god.
That's so funny.
That's so funny.
That's so funny.
You're not a knife, man.
Oh, that's fine. They just want you to open it during the intro.
Oh.
Oh.
They want you to open it during the game.
14 seconds?
I love it.
What happened to Dust?
They didn't accept.
Oh, you sweat lords.
They said they'd rather have ashes too.
Oh, please. Oh, God of randomness.
What the hell is this?
Alright, fellas, buy armor and we're going ramp.
Blue shotgun.
Right now. Oh, yeah
Ready, I'm ready
Hold the whole W right through that shit. We got it
I'm keeping my knife out the whole time
Yep, what a knife it is to lose out. Let me tell you this damn. It looks like I've been peeling mangoes with this
Yeah, dude
He's on the cross, but you should be able to get lower, but you'll beat them from after.
Just plant a steal and talk to the site plant, like anywhere in that red border you could
plant.
Oh, I'll site.
Oh, he's in control room.
One's at flank as well.
Good plant, good plant.
plan to plan the camps the camps the shit lasts oh glory double doors that's
got ramp right no no we killed control
corey's got your ramp covered just watch that squeaky I'd say I'm waiting
the
We can come from the double doors, you know, yeah, save this pistol I guess so
Also, Cory, if you run up the ramp right now, you're behind that red thing. I went back towards the bottom
Throwing the gun down
LMG's I think I was a good one. They can go outside the LMG follow me. We're gonna go upper inner fast
Yes, sir
I'm admitting to it. Would you say Justin? I said you go outside with the AK
Outside not a case we're gonna go in or quick. There wasn't a wasted word and then outside commands
Can you wrap get the site guy?
He won't dig me from like a hundred meters. I don't think
watch heaven
he's outside in heaven
uh uh
i don't know they made me the room
got him anyway
someone dropped the a.k.a outside on my body before the round ends
by the way
hut hut hut hut
STAT
you might drop freaky?
you're in it you're in it
we don't need to push we don't need to push
hi scores
the AK out there yeah yeah oh it's way too far away oh now we buy a normal mode
I guess we'll for an AK and I'd say let's work we'll work a little slow if
you got range weapons outside go for pics I'm gonna watch for a ramp rush or
someone wants to watch for a clutch rush I do like ramping I love I'll watch
I'll watch out, I'll watch out.
My favorite place to hit.
I'm gonna leave bomb in line.
I'll be outside with Apollo, I guess?
I missed the fucking jump, kill me with a gun.
That's what the game's for.
No people on the ramp.
Corey, I can't go outside with you.
I have a shame to myself and my whole family.
There are the steppers there up there.
Oh, what the fuck?
Oh, what the fuck?
Sorry, I didn't know you could come down there.
I'm just being dead.
Rampstaken?
Rampstaken?
Let's maybe not go lower right way. We might want to wrap and go up.
Just tell me whatever you're telling me I'm doing.
Normally that would be a headshot.
I'm going to slowly go up ladder.
Talk to me, Cap. What do you see up there?
So far clear.
Yeah, they already went vents.
So here, if you want to slide down there and hit that thing right there, you won't take damage.
If you walk right onto that, and you could plant the bomb back here.
And then me and Ryan stay up here. Yeah, we only peek when we hear the sound of the diffuse
I'm going hot. Yeah, you watch the uh, well, no, I don't even get a platter with Corey down there. I'm dead
I was just watching the band
Is he me? Yeah. Oh, yeah, we don't peek that
I think they're coming my way. They're coming hut. I hear a lot of steps near me
They got a hug
Nice boys
I was scared. I wasn't scared. Oh, that's beautiful. Yeah. As soon as ramp guy died, they just flew
lower, which is nice. Let's call him play. Well played. Thank you.
I almost swung my knife again and I just I'd like you can get me for nine. The only
you want? No, that's okay.
We'll watch for ram again.
Right, they smoked it this time.
They're not throwing anything
like the shit outside.
Idiot, eat this.
Yeah, I love that.
You know, I'm a dirty searcher.
I don't see anybody outside.
There's somebody outside.
It's like, yeah, yeah.
Trying to take heart and squeaky scenario.
Heard squeaky?
That was a follow.
where was he oh fuck with really I'm gonna do a peak ramp now that smoke's gone
there's no there you carry maybe with an AK where was he dressing he was bottom
ramp like a way in the back behind the box a grenade situation I just don't
trust in my angle they could come all the way around behind us
I'm not sure where to go. I'm hurt. I don't want to be the entry this guy. I think we go upper. Yeah
As long as he's not on hut looking down, I think we're in there. I'm smoking mini. Oh
Fuck I don't know where that is. Oh up top. I'm up hot. I'm up hot. Oh
Oh, what a little rat, man! Why did he play the game?
I don't know, I got hit from the ground.
Wow, he just stayed there though.
There was no one lower.
Great grenade.
One in one?
Oh, I hit him with the grenade!
I also hit that guy with my nade.
That's funny.
I cannot buy.
Uh, make sure we can buy next round.
Okay, all it is.
Let's try to work outside.
Work outside heavy.
Yeah, I'm gonna go up on the silo. Sometimes it smokes it.
I'm pissed I hate him. I'm gonna one big as a
Yeah, he's got me with a sad track off. Is he in the garage? Yeah garage
Yeah, garage up
I'm gonna smoke him off. Oh, he's that hit once hit like maybe my smokes way too deep
Got him got him nice ice
You can take control of stairs
Another one outside. I don't call that dumpster mini like right below me
One dumpster
Two in there two in there two in there
Events quick
Oh, I love this will they both drop down. I love this swag
Oh, who just stands still like a statue, man?
I shouldn't have peed.
All of them have to puke.
Counter-terrorists win.
I said we could all buy out.
They could have had a rumor.
If they're off and outside, we might...
If you're feeling super confident, you could try to challenge it.
Otherwise, we should try to go ramp,
and if they smoke it, we just wait to smoke out and then take it.
I'm feeling confident in front of you.
I'm holding in a pest.
I'm holding in a piss right now. Oh, baby.
You guys just can't wait down. Everybody's feeling confident.
We're going to be be quiet by our answer.
They don't think we're here.
Not that anyone wants to say.
I hear him right here.
It's okay.
Yeah, I'm good.
Oh, I missed the shot.
And there's this one guy playing the default ramp spot though.
I'm gonna try to smoke this one now.
I'm sorry.
I won't pick on Ufferd, but there's another one.
Here we go, bomb's gotta be quick.
So oh behind oh, I thought I
see
Do you think lads?
We could let's buy light like a
Kistler SMD or something gonna need open squeaky or and try to get down that meant love that
of that I got the need I got the need
yeah they all hold upper like rafters above
hut they love that shit
get getting them down that then it's important for bomb to make sure it gets
there I mean coach they're shooting the shit out of me in the vent I go out go
plan to plant you got a damn how do I kick this door open thank you thank you
wow okay ones and back all of the scout and he's insane they're coming through
single-door nice nice shot oh it's nice
yep you got time you have to peek you have to peek you got time
it up real quick
you got it good job you got it I see that gun
what I just wanted to see
I got it
I got it after the run I was like I don't know if I believe you
someone crazy with the pastels on that sheesh
hey boys
sorry turn I gotta just buy the Digo I guess and not anything else
Yeah, you went crazy with the D. Go. I'm gonna go up on silo again and just try to get a lucky pick before they realize
I'm dropping bomb. Don't want to lose it up here
He's often I'm not really peaking that he's often watch oh to their to their
then you watch hot all I'll watch uh right okay I'm gonna smoke off me that
might draw them to come up oh he's speaking it nice 3v3 on one flash
look at ramp real quick yeah we go we don't shit bombs down bomb is still
above you guys not it's in the hot I picked up it's in the hot stream sniper
got me do you have flash for nothing ramp is unplayed no one ramp I think they're
watching bomb what about deathmatch was it deep but one of you guys has got to
grab the bomb guys hold on I'm flying yeah I'm going to Justin you hold their
if you can. Okay, and...
Two. One.
He's one behind.
Yeah, ones are afters and ones right.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, just go up.
He's up to your right.
Straight ahead of you now.
No, no, left.
I see, I see.
I
See I he was in the back corner. It's heaven if it's directly up the ladder. Yeah, I see I see saving
Good three buys. I think we force up
I trust the IGL
What's IGL in-game leader, okay, I got you I'm down to the ramp
you little be you little be reload I got a reload
I'll kill you little baby.
Nice.
Last one, last one.
Oh my god.
Look at the ship.
Swag up, swag up.
Love that.
Well done, well done.
That last kill pissed me off so much.
Does anyone have a smoke?
I got one.
Yeah, I got one.
I'm gonna Nate open Squeaky, follow it up with a smoke, like throw it kind of deep
and hopefully that will work.
I'm just going to follow you, just yell smoke when you want me to throw it.
Are you ready with the smoke?
I got it, I got it.
It's a smoke mini from like Lobby.
See, I'm making that.
Throw your smoke.
There you go.
Nope.
That way, that way.
If you got an extra, yeah, yeah, just...
Right there?
No, I both missed.
We got this.
Damn.
We both got this shit, man.
That's crazy.
Did they not use a ramp?
They didn't do anything.
We're going to walk up ramp here.
I'm not gonna go down.
Nice.
Alright.
Good shit.
Good shit.
We took ramp.
Let's go lower.
Let's go lower quick.
Oh!
He's down there.
He's hurt on the left side.
Oh and behind bunches!
Behind behind the boxes?
Get!
Get thrown away!
Get down there!
Get thrown away!
Get down there!
Don't go down.
Don't go down.
Don't go down.
You're on the right side.
I would go around the ladder enough.
Last guy's probably in the vents.
a ladder and oh last guy's probably in the vents like a you can also go back that
way I guess oh you said right around so we all went right I don't know this
map so you take the lead well yeah we're gonna bomb I got one here we're
up here okay he's probably vents probably that's plan open no that's
I
Then you're cracked no
You're one off
Well, I don't know nice nice nice nice
All right
Can anyone get an AKB?
Oh yes, I got you.
Thank you.
Alright, you got to help me out of your way.
Dude, I'm going rolling in it.
Very good T-haves so far.
Alright, what's the plan?
We haven't played for a while.
Yeah, yeah, try to get a pick outside.
If he's open, I wouldn't challenge.
I'm just looking for a rush from the ramp again.
No Util ramp.
Oh, he's open.
I'm going to get a bomb there for a sec.
The decoy I'm so stupid. Can you kill me with a gun? There is one ramp
It's a blue. I'm gonna throw a smoke, but then not take it. Okay
Actually, I might work off that actually let me let me try to get it. Oh
I was not expecting that
Okay, Dan, it's just a two-hour to ramp squeaky. Yep
You you hold that way. I'll hold this right and we just wait for a couple of picks and then we go wherever we got the momentum
Okay
At 45 seconds, we flash ramp and go that way.
Please ramp the way you're looking.
Yeah, he's watching me though, so forget that plan.
I got a smoke.
I gotta try to hit this guy.
He got me. Good luck.
Good try. Good try.
Ooh!
Ooh!
Who's left? Who's left?
One or two behind you, probably.
Grab this get go plant lower you might as well. Get it. We get the plant on the plant up
Only I've ever seen somebody rumble the bomb out
That's cash right there. That's worth. Oh yeah, you got the money funny money. Yes, sir. Are you dork who has a kid?
Actually doesn't have a kid does not have a kid. Yeah
I thought lawyers meant a kid
Alright, last round.
I can't fight full.
I can't fight.
Are you rich?
Yes.
Justin, what do you need?
That goes to Korya.
An AK would be great.
How about an AK that looks very minty?
Very minty.
So that round ramp, they didn't use any utility, they just had two playing here.
if you're feeling good on this pick up all you'll kill him.
Nice.
Oh, very nice.
Fuck, I traded it.
Alright, let's not go lower just yet.
Ah, he's right there in the connector.
Flashing and peeking.
Flashing and peeking.
Nice.
Nice.
Now, you might want to wrap up ladder, but there might be one up there.
could just wrap outside of it so you can find the AWP.
I wouldn't go lower though.
I'd bet one is lower and might come behind you, Rand.
I like Ryan's play here.
Push through those, that door on your right.
That door, yeah, go through there.
Trust.
Where should I be looking through there?
Rattles?
I'll just look on your right.
OK, that was tough.
That was a tough one.
Last guy's probably best, if I had to guess.
You might be able to just run right in.
But be careful of your left in the vent.
Good corner, Charlie here.
Wait, no behind the bush.
Thanks. Go, go, go, go.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Just go inside.
Just go inside.
Oh.
I'm going to die.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
What the hell?
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
I'll tell you what happened, okay?
Cory had him one tap,
and then the ego flexed on him.
He pulled out the knife.
And then he took the frag grenade out and then he kind of dinked him with the grenade and killed him.
Two ramp? Two guys ramp?
And one guy outside and one guy playing the floor upper.
Want to go up the ladder?
I'll play floor.
You got floor?
Always honest to make sure they don't come squeaky.
Yeah, I'm just smelling here. I don't know where else to go.
Nobody's outside, nobody's outside, so I might try to peek that too.
What ramp ramp as well
To hit to their hot hot guy, you hear me with a fucking naid
We shoot in bed to go down. Oh fuck
I'm flying around fuck
Steps ramp
Oh Jesus Christ
That guy's lit.
He's down here in the corner.
He's extremely lit.
One to lit.
Can I get a look at that gun?
You don't need to aim that one.
He's got the Iron Man.
I think it was the right play.
It was the right play tactic.
Yeah, it's fine.
I need to open up for that.
That is insane.
Oh man.
I'll play outside.
Geez.
You playing floor with me, Apollo?
I don't know.
Floor.
Where were you?
Like the floor up there.
Floor upper?
Like through...
I don't know what time it is.
...the mini garage.
Oh, you're playing ramp?
I was ramped last round, yeah.
Oh, okay.
I didn't realize that.
Grenade squeaky, maybe?
They did the Vigil.
Oh, okay.
I don't know what time it is.
Oh, you're playing ramp?
I was ramped last round, yeah.
Okay, I didn't realize that.
Maybe they did the vent thing to get their down vents ready for the down vents think a couple ah
Oh one one took hot as well
They might just take up
They don't want outside. They plan to lower. They plan to lower. Holy shit. I need more good job, man. Good job
Yeah, I need someone to play
Great play
Oh, go to use quick quick quick on a kit. I'll just stick it stick it
I can't.
Good shit, guys. Good shit.
Stick it! Stick it!
I thought I didn't realize it was just one.
Good job. Good job.
I got time. I got time.
No sweat.
I thought there was way more alive. I'm going to be honest.
I
Got outside I got daddy's off. I was loving I was loving the respective on the sprays
Ryan you go mini and watch that. Yeah. Yeah. Yes, sir. Yes, sir coach
Oh, I wish I could have saw that what was it? I think it's a magic eight ball
The peeking outside, two peekers.
You just do that back there.
Only one peeker, I got the stream sniper.
I'm Ryan's channel.
They killed their teammate.
I'll hear anything.
Shattered down.
I got an AWG back there.
I
Had smoked from them
Just jumped on the roof. Oh, they're gonna come my drop on your head. Yeah, I'm backing up
I'll go with you core
Yeah, they're out. They're out by mini. I got one by health. Are they going lower?
It's smoked in your garage
Mike that bomb nice nice. I was juicy. They got the bomb
His last guy he's by the stairs below or from outside
I'm watching Spiky bomb bombs down
He's on pink nice work on he's lit. Oh
Oh, I thought I was reading the map way wrong.
I thought you guys were all like all coming mini outside.
He was right there, Justin.
Bomb was on your right.
Planning upper, planning upper.
He's in hut, in hut.
Oh nice.
Oh, God.
Certainly calls for that.
Yes, sir.
I'm out, man.
I'm tapped.
Don't talk to me.
Don't talk to me.
Do they hate you?
I'm so do.
Yeah, you are do.
That's definitely true.
I'm so do.
I'm so do.
I'm so do.
I'm so do.
I'm so do.
I'm so do.
Yeah, you are do.
That's definitely true.
never gamble you will lose I'm worried to ramp rush or like a squeaky rush I'm feeling
one of the other come here five picks right here
I love the confidence ops literally easier you only have to shoot them once they're
They're shooting squeaky.
Okay.
Not out though.
Oh.
Ramp?
I'm gonna get on hut.
They're still shooting squeaky.
Shooting at ramp but they're smoked off.
Flash up there from hut.
Good shit Justin, good shit.
You can hold your angle, it's okay.
I'm right there, third.
Don't get greedy.
I got squeaky.
One ramp.
Squeaky and hot.
I shouldn't have pushed.
Bomb is upper hurt.
In that corner, pablo.
Oh!
Nice.
Oh
Yeah, take the bench to go lower you got it
I don't know where the fuck to go. Yeah, all right
On your left
I'm gonna try to inform that grenade though. How do I know that it's the green damage on the top right?
Under their player names
Don't worry about it, it's okay
I was looking I didn't want anything I was looking all over the place
Chat said 17
Yeah, I would have thought more
Got some action up top
steps on hot roof I think or a mini roof yeah they're outside all of this three
outside I'm getting swarmed swarm and Norman
I haven't made it to the lower just play outside right now just slow walking
you stupid I'm gonna wrap flank I have a flank on you sir by me
isn't through the door oh really in the clavicle
oh yeah they don't rush ramp immediately falling down and going towards
that staircase is is good idea oops I turn I can on the ground you want to
just inform you that I'm for yeah okay that's not me
that's not here you go what is that yeah sure I'm putting my own little
tally mark in this one what the fuck I don't know you like jumped on my head
from in front of me
one out squeaky yes there ramp boys second one squeaky one shooting at ramps
but he can't do anything huge one more squeaky Justin guys dead nice good job one
outside of Dan he's in garage one lobby dude two outside oh one one sorry one one
All right, you squeaky probably
Yep
Give me the one be five he's in squeaky
You
Nice
He's right here right where you are
Well done, so that's lads. Ooh 357 damage in one round
Oh
That's more than that in some
How do you fork it on the final round that's great. Oh well done guys. Damn
The weapons master again, yeah, did you dirty with that honestly?
Oh true. I got a piss
I'll go pee. I'll go pee. I'll go pee
I'm gonna be
Hope it's a bounty, but how about a case? I'm out of cases man. I'm fucking it sucks
It's the fucking point, you know, what's the point should I do it live and play the game?
Yeah, God, I haven't touched an off in a while
I remember that was always my like like my team would be doing well
I'd be like I'm gonna off and then I would get dusted and just like dude. That's just fall classic
At least in Valo
Yeah, don't fucking talk to me chib. You're the one who won't open any cases for me. I'm actually mad at you for it
HIV
Justin how long have you been playing counter strike? It's 1999
Specs which is insane
I want one more.
I used to do leagues and stuff like like 2001 ish to like 2007.
I would do leagues.
Justin, this kid, old people.
This case is this this case is for you right here, Justin.
Oh, let's go. Let's go.
I got my fingers crossed. Oh, I saw red.
Yeah.
Yeah, for anyone who's been in CS a long time, I was I was Cal main for a bit.
I was C4P for a bit.
I
Was Cal invite but for condition zero, which is really funny
I'm back. Did you get a knife? No one played that
Would you get then I?
Got blues, but there's third one. He's not gonna be a blue. It's gonna be a gold man
It's gonna be salad liquid gold liquid gold
Guys don't be mad I kept new condor sinkage. Yeah, that's fine
Yeah, I was I was a Cal admin for like a year and then a Sevo admin for like three years one more liquid gold
This is gonna be trained bro
What are you talking about train I've been opening cases all day
People hate trade
RPC yeah the streamer two men one more just for the pun
One more for the pun.
Someone says he's just throwing money to the ether.
I just opened five cases back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back.
They're all blue.
What do you mean throwing money away, man?
They're blues.
The trade-up is diabolical, man, because I got five pinks of the one that I want,
but that's all.
So I put five other pinks in, but I have a chance of not hitting the one that I
want.
It's messed up, dude.
I'm sorry, we're gonna be warm already.
Whoops.
I think Chib and Cate are tapping in after this one.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I was gonna offer them to tab in now, but keep you up so fast.
We'll just win this one in 29 minutes anyway.
Okay.
Or lose.
I'll add them so they know.
Alright boys.
Alright boys, Chib's wake-up call.
The ramp strat?
Yes sir!
Yes sir!
If the smoke balloons, we, uh, plow through it.
If the smoke balloons...
I like balloons!
Let's do it.
It's beautiful.
Entry frag with bombs.
Just kidding.
Oh, you're fine.
Nice, try not to injure your teammates.
I got bomb back somehow.
I'm gonna try to plant, I got 8 HP.
Yeah, yeah, just plant right when you walk inside the area there.
Oh, the squeaky, oh, yeah, yeah, they got me.
I, behind, behind, Corey, behind!
Oh no!
Okay, I didn't get nice.
His hubris.
How's that, that molotov destroyed my ass.
Saved?
Ah, yeah, yeah.
yeah
we could try to go down vent with bomb if we want
just open squeaky manually and try to get down the vent
i got bomb in the back i'm ready to go
oh
oh someone else was nading
we're not nading we're just opening it
Oh no! Oh shit!
Oh, what the f- how did I die?
Guys, I think they knew what was happening.
He has an- didn't he?
I- I watched one person go in the vent all nice and safe and so I went in and then died. I was so confused.
Well, there was a mallet. I did take 27 damage on the way in.
A mallet hop went flying down right after whoever went in there.
I'm gonna go up on roof and try to get my outside picks.
That's a good one.
work the fix.
It's kind of crazy.
I guess I just my role is to hold the bomb I suppose.
Someone's gonna fast up, huh?
I'm gonna have to ask for rest.
I think he's going to random person.
I don't know how to tell you.
No one peeking outside.
I'm gonna jump to make someone's on hut I think and then someone's watching
ramp.
I think we just squeaky squeaky.
nice no not squeaky I heard us we keep I'm wrapping their ladder from outside which
also wraps ramp just keep keep working the base
once definitely upper
I'm gonna help you on this ramp Justin ramp is empty ramp is oh shit so
They're probably downstairs, I would guess.
I'm gonna try to go up ladder.
I'm very weak.
I'm bringing bomb up ladder with you.
Yes, good call.
I see no one up there.
Oh, behind me on ramp.
I should have been walking backwards, that's my bad.
Bombs bottom of ramp.
Oh, outside.
What a shotgun.
Can I take my gun down and kill him?
Nice.
I'm gonna wait this out a second,
see if he pushes.
You guys are pretty low on time.
grab and bomb going back up huge play bro only one left unknown no idea he's
going lighter that's coming to me yeah yeah you got to pick one what place to
look at then yeah I could get both here pop up
Well, Belangerd, dude, your team will get the other one.
Yeah, there you go.
Oh, he's on.
Oh, nice.
Damn.
Let's go.
Must have come a vent, I guess.
Oh, the spray.
Dude, you know sprays are, they have ammo, too.
What do you mean?
It costs you like two percent of your spray juice
to put down a spray.
Worth it.
Exactly.
And any time you get a last kill on him,
I mean, you got to spray the body, as that's all.
I told you, we killed them all!
Sometimes he's going right now.
It goes like, he like throws it from one hand to the other, it looks, it's like, sick.
I want to take-
There's one down ramp in the back of the-
Oh, Hutt! Where's Hutt?
What?!
I did aim it as fucking me.
Bomb's down in the ramp room.
Put our side.
They know I'm there.
I think it's such squeaky ramp talking about the forest.
That's rough.
Ooh.
Nice.
Oh, I think he's in.
So they're being very aggressive.
I think we just...
Yeah, holding.
Holding ramp room.
Tends to be good for us. Yeah, I think it's a save right? Oh, no, you guys can buy
Yeah, so someone watch squeaky someone watch out. I'll watch her in
All right boys, it's our turn it's our time
Drop bomb drop bomb drop bomb. How do I drop 5g?
dead
Pump them
The switch to the pistol like you knew what you're doing
Get more pics outside
If I could make the damn jump onto the container, I could help, but I just can't do it.
They threw a decoy.
Two ramp again.
Oh, he's right there, he's right there!
right there oh I got bombs sorry no I had it I'm gonna try to rotate outside and help
this bomb still up that was the guy that killed me so bomb should be gettable
No one's out here garden only one left. Only one left. Let's slow play. Okay
Where you I'm in mid was this guy last seen no, you know, no, no, no
You guys have upper though
I'm gonna play it
you
Oh, there's a door behind the door!
Is that squeaky?
That's squeaky.
Oh fuck, that sucks. I shouldn't have pushed.
That's brutal.
That's a rough one.
That's a rough one.
I'm on the brook side.
You know what? Take this.
Okay.
I'm just gonna wait out ramp again.
Well, we said to make this a quick one right? Yeah, I just I can't believe we lost that last one
Dude, I'll hang outside
It's a little too ramp.
Smoked hut?
A little squeaky squeaky?
Rampstaking?
Anything, Justin.
Pump the I think I want to go or there's a guy on the other side of this. I'm flashing it
You're crazy
Oh, it's good. Let's go. No, let's go
The last one kind of off is one letter. I don't remember when those already broke. Oh god. He's in control. Isn't that kills?
You might want to just take bomb back up here
You got where oh my god
Where he's got bomb in control.
What a joke. What a buggy joke, bro.
Walk it.
He's to your left.
Down there to your right.
You have nine seconds. You just got to go. You got to go.
Yeah, you got no time.
Russia, Russia, Russia, Russia, Russia.
He's up. He's up top.
What? What the fuck?
Yeah, you just scared.
Oh, sorry.
Oh, nice.
that i'll get that out there give me give me a cyrex
you can buy me
all probably got the op
all i have the op
i'll go die with it
it's a CT-sided map guys anyways
i got mine
I'm trying to get the squeaky
Ooh, that made her
What the fuck?
I've been naded down there 30
What?
Why?
What is happening down there?
There's a decoy
He's just spamming the smoke
Oh, maybe not it before you just bad SMG nice. Yeah, it's just family the bad gun
Am I hearing above me or something? That was me. That was me
You got this fan peak me peak me oh
Oh
Coming from behind
Oh, it's an LMG what the fuck
This is hell bro, this is hell
87 382 I'm so I didn't know that had LNG
Guys doesn't rush outside
Yeah, we can do it say that's it
They can't get all of us smoke garage smoke like mini and then we just get lower
What's a mini mini is the little connector that goes from outside to uppercase
Get lower get lower
try to try to fly down here probably we'll have someone
alert we're Molly hi bomb
ah he's just standing there's another one other just all here
Oh, there is one that I should have looked on the right.
Oh!
Alright, this one's tough, y'all.
This one's tough.
It's tough.
Alright, lock in.
I'm locked.
I'm in.
There we go.
Outdoor rush.
Outside did work.
I'm gonna go on this one.
Outside did work. I'm gonna go on this one
I hit the damn roof. Oh my god got one outside
He got me near
The taser the taser
It's worse than a knife, bro, I hear one lower I'm pretty sure
Let me wrap ramp I'm almost there
You're you're in the lower steps
He was
That's me right there.
There was one on upper, just on site.
One behind you, I think.
Yeah, the door's lower
Holy god
What?
Oh my god.
Oh, it's my bad.
If I open a red instead of a purple, that's an easy crush.
Like grenade landing right next to you.
Can you lob grenades in this thing?
Right click, yeah.
I'm gonna say that thing was moving like at a snail's pace.
Ah
Ntnt. I don't think I've gotten a kill in like seven rounds. It's not good out here
You didn't got outside no strut
got him, he's in Alp
there's a guy in the room right here nice
bonz is he bobby by ramp?
he said there's one near you then, like right here
there was, I don't know if he's still there
they're clicking around in their throne slop
I'm just gonna tell me what to do.
Oh, that, yeah.
Alright, so they are probably both waiting in there.
One's gonna be under hard left once you're in there.
You sweat.
You stupid sweat.
Oh, what?
Oh
Can I hot drop on him? Yeah
Every can win this boys I
Don't think I've seen anyone in like nine rounds either like I just
They're just gonna keep rushing that hard for sure.
They've been doing that.
Zero percent headshot percentage.
Is that good? Is that good?
Oh no.
They're saying this is the greatest comeback anyone's ever seen.
Of all time.
Oh, I needed that one. That's not nice.
You get the damage. I'll take the glory.
I'm sure I know in the house. Oh god. I'm holy shit. I'm fucking cracked. Let's do this. Let's ride this momentum
Let's fucking get right now. He's admitting
I'm gonna kill
Lower stairs
Ramp is empty
I'm down side. Yeah. Yeah. Oh man. Oh my god, out of ramp. He went back in squeaky.
You should be able to get the bomb
Got it the backing way
He's weak yeah, you can come up a ladder. Yeah. Yeah, it's totally safe. Yeah, you stay up there
I'm gonna come down and I'll plant
It could be up by now, I don't have a great view of it
I don't know. Bless this mess.
Careful of ladder. I don't think you can get there. I was only one, okay.
He's outside. No. Oh my god. 10 is all they get.
Oh, it'd be a valiant comeback it would be it would be I don't want to rank down to silver one, bro
Can I change my loadout mid-match oh shit you
Cuz I have this gun in stat track now
You even opened a pink ryan like do they hate you that's where not a single pink
Got one pink it was fucking
I
I'm nice
Come back boys to come back. I
The spirits would be so high going into the next game if we made this back imagine
We're huge
I
Got one more case actually
Anymore keys keep I don't have a key for that's why I was that's why it's not open yet one outside
Not anymore good stuff then good stuff one more
I'll let you know if they're going lower, if I can.
Once by a red container.
Once up top.
I am so fucking bad it's crazy.
to her outside there roof of mid on top of me dude. So true.
Mid I think you saved my life.
You saved my life. I think I shot you.
You like jumped around the corner.
Nice momentum.
What the hell are you doing?
You don't need to account for recoil until the first four shots or so.
Alright, I'll take that under advisement.
Stickers, you were aimed on him and then you just aimed down and right.
I got scared! I got scared!
We're so back, man.
You're all.
Oh.
Squeaky's open?
About one went down already?
Smoked the vents.
One's in the vents. He went down. He went down.
They come out with me.
Oh fuck, through the ramp here.
Oh, I'm getting Molly to death.
You want me to come over there?
There's a couple up here.
Yeah, go and ramp.
Where'd you get ramped at?
one's lower
damn
only one left
where is he? he's on the other side he's on site
yeah, back of site garage door under heaven
ohhh
you got that time you gotta go, you done time?
good try, good try, good try
Fuck, I pulled up the wrong damn gun.
I did 76 to a guy and then I got burned to death.
Get back in there, lads.
Yeah, 11 is all they get this time, but for real.
Oh, nice name.
That one was perfect.
That's terrible.
There is one outside for sure
Oh, here she looks outside. Am I trying to go lower?
I'm just gonna hold lower if I can. They've smoked it. I won't be able to see him going in. I'm going in.
I smoked the garage too.
They don't usually go lower. Got one pick outside.
Red, red, red. Oh, he got me. He got me.
Good stuff. Good stuff. Great pic.
Found out where?
Blue box outside. The green spawn in garage.
If someone smokes near Dan outside.
Can they jump over this box and get me?
Steps near Dan.
I
I
Yeah
How's that 2% taste?
Wait, does it graffiti run out eventually yeah, that's what they're saying. Yeah
I do not have any graffiti equipped
I said it's not going to work, still, I'm never born.
Now this time we wait a second.
That's a beautiful grenade.
Squeaky's open?
Same plan.
They smoke vents.
They're planning upper? Planning upper?
Oh, got all ready.
Oh, fucking, oh!
Yeah, I got screwed.
Holy shit through the smoke and the wall bang
Nice last one
Chalkin right there nice good job good job. Oh, gore. Oh, oh
What button do I hit he holdy holdy holdy holdy he's got a kid a holy shit
Oh my god!
Going from the way of perspective, holding a dime to dance perspective, staring at a body.
I didn't realize I was so low.
I didn't even need a M1A1, Garand.
I'm good, I'm good.
I couldn't believe you had a kid, man, that's crazy.
Are you here to speak to your mini, uh, Ryan?
Uh, you want me to watch Speak of your Mini?
Yeah, yeah.
Alright, Dan, you should hold the long angle then, from the garage.
Okay.
You have an op anyway, I'm assuming.
No, I got all good better than it all
They blew up squeaky again, I just threw a grenade through the big
Yeah, they're all squeaky they're lit though I did some damage
God right through the smoke
They are upper for sure
They'll peek
I stopped shooting
12 is all they get
I'm bringing out the off boys
I'm bringing out the off of pistols. I'm pushing into hot with an SMG and it's gonna be awesome
It's gonna be great. I love it for you Justin. Thank you
I think you're gonna kill them all
I mean you're gonna kill them all or die.
I got the squeaky angle again.
It opened squeaky.
I think we should push this right after the molly.
They smoked off mid.
I'm flanking with the vehicle then.
Flash.
That's squeaky.
Fucking crouched.
He is that squeaky.
You're gonna get one down.
Yep.
Oh!
That's all!
You're gonna get one, Dan? Yeah.
I'm down outside on Dan.
Not that. Pick that. Pick that.
Are they going lower? Are they going lower? Yeah.
One's right here, maybe.
Oh, I couldn't shoot him.
I really don't. I'm not bad.
I couldn't shoot.
Sounds like you went...
Oh, that's bad drop shot
For GG GG
GG GG
I'm an XP overload guys at five days remaining to show off my status
13 is all they get
Whoa, what the heck was that?
Somebody just died in the background
What was that?
What was that?
There's someone on their team quits.
Oh, hey!
There we are.
84% headshot percentage.
That's fucking nutty, bro.
Huh?
He won the dog, guys.
Where are they?
Every group got somebody going.
Oh, sorry.
Could I beg for a couple minutes to feed the cats?
Yes sir I think.
Oh, okay, silence is no answer.
Hahaha.
It's not my job though, I mean.
Who the fuck's my phone number?
I mean, are they coming?
Because I'm looking to leave, but I don't know.
I don't want to abandon if they're not coming.
Same with me, so I mean, same with me.
If they're not here.
Chip went live.
Chip's for sure here.
He said he had to poop.
You guys were going to close game after this.
29 minutes ago, so I'd say he's probably
about 15 minutes from being ready.
I'm just kidding.
All right.
It was that one.
He did again.
We go again now at some point at some point.
And please, God, get something out of a case, man.
I can't.
Apollo, this one's this one's for you.
This one's for you on the way out.
I'm pulling.
I got it open.
Ready?
Yeah.
And I see the black screen.
But yeah, I'm a little paranoid.
Ready?
This one's for you.
I'm going to keep my mouth shut.
OK.
OK.
Let me know reactive.
I need to hear it. I need to hear the yell.
It's fucking pissing me off, man.
It's actually pissing me off.
I think he left mid piss off.
No, maybe discord broke again. Can you guys hear me?
I believe Chibli entered the call and now my discord doesn't work one moment.
Yep, give me one second here.
It's probably because I sent them a fake ID.
Let me go into task manager.
There are no discord, oh, there's six discord processes open.
I choose to end their tasks.
And then discord, I reopen it.
I
What's up gamers? Oh
No, good morning. Way to go. Chibli. You joined the game and it broke my discord. Thanks a lot
I've didn't even join the game
What I meant to say I meant to say you joined the discord and it broke my game
Nothing lying. We love you. I
I'm just going to say it, I think you have the best Trump impression.
I think you got there.
And I don't think it started as the best.
I think it became the best.
No, it was bad.
But now I think it's really good.
He's in me.
And to get rid...
I can't say that, dude, you're alive.
He's in me.
And I got to get...
I am...
What's that one thing from Harry Poudin?
The moldy has.
Voldemort?
What does moldy have?
He's got like 10 of them.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello, lovely Momo.
Wait, I think Chisley is really quiet,
but the rhyme was really loud.
I'm a horcrux.
What'd I say?
You have a Trump horcrux?
Yes.
We have to get rid of me, guys.
I'm so sorry.
Who's got the blade?
I've never seen Harry Potter, I'm afraid.
Everyone's here the gang's here. I'm second guys. I'm changing my my USPS ticket to hell do a stat track USPS ticket to hell
And then I'm applying off note. No stickers. Sorry. No stickers will be applied
You guys have to pretend that I haven't never played this game before
Okay
You have never played the game before we're playing casual Kate it has. Oh, yeah, we do have to play casual
You have to reach private rank too first.
I guess we'll play Diffusal Group Alpha y'all.
Came back with the snack.
I got all the blades.
You got all the skins. You got that long-term investment.
Yeah. I actually checked when I bought all these gun skins. It was nine years ago.
I feel like I'm cyberbolic.
I spent $2 on the gunskins.
Oh my god, what do we have 8 players on?
Is this deathmatch?
I need to pick which team you want.
Oh!
No, it's just like a pub lobby.
Oh, I have to go see Team...
Oh, there's too many parrots!
I have to fight against you.
I have to just to get on the other team.
How do I mute everyone, dude?
You don't have your voice on, you're crazy.
I play at stream.
I guess there's no friendly fire.
I think I'm cyberbolic.
I spent $2 on the gunskins.
Oh my god, what do we have 8 players on?
Is this deathmatch?
I need to pick which team you want.
Oh!
I guess there's no friendly fire. Oh my god. I need to learn how to play this game
Please tell me this is only like two
Okay, it's probably three I guess and it's like verse the seven right
I genuinely don't know.
This should be XP for buying cases, bro. I'm not even kidding.
Yeah, after this one's over, if we have to do one more, we'll do deathmatch for sure, because at least it's like...
I mean, it's chaos, but you respawn at least.
We can warm up with...
I have no idea what's going on.
I'm begging!
Yes, man!
I can't buy time, it's like one second.
Yeah.
There's one month here.
Happy Pride, y'all.
So is your Pride month in the winter?
A Pride month is now, I think.
Really?
Yeah, the buses are gay at the moment.
Oops, I Molly'd our own team.
Boy, there's no friendly fire in casual, man.
You're all right.
Oh, shit.
Oh, my God.
Oh my god! Oh my god! It's emu! That's my emu!
And I killed...
Oh you have names on.
Why don't you push and take the gun?
How are the games?
You're alright.
I know the new one was not that good.
Mixed bag. Mixed bag.
We're gonna start learning smokes man, especially on that nuke one
Justin scary stuff Justin. I hit you for 96 damage or I hit you did
Justin Justin is alive and kicking. We don't worry about Justin
We love you Justin. Oh, thank you. We love you lovely momo
All right, this is like my new thing that I keep going to everyone love bombing
Yeah, but like in a fun way. Yeah. Yeah. I don't see why love bombing is even bad
It sounds like it's awesome unless you like
Explode
Imagine
No, that's I put those days behind me
Oh
The back in the day whoo Chibu's tearing up the TV to the charge. What is this crazy? What is happening?
Oh my god
Almost attacked my boy. Oh my god, do not hope do not hope now he will die
I think she's like normal competitive shit of this many people
This is like actually so bad
It's broken into this many people
It's not the player name, it's just birds
Yeah, I was wondering
Oh, okay
Yeah, I got octopus, iguana, duck, whale
And Dr. Passmore
It's so crazy man
I'm learning how to play this game
This is not how you play this game
Pushing the scout and you get the there's a guy with a condom on his head
Yeah
Steve oh
Steve oh, bro. He's inflating his nose. Oh, I got a sleeping at plus night you inspired me
I don't have sleep score though because I don't got all their like equipment
But I can tell you it for 17 or 18 a.m. I coughed
They're so bad I
I'm not even sure if the apps work because to be honest sometimes it says I had like two minutes of music and I feel awesome
Yes, I don't know how it's like I said I was dreaming. How does it know I was dreaming? Can it tell off my breathing?
Probably measured your boner. Yeah, that's all you do
Yeah, I have a lot of wit dreams
My wife is here man
I don't have any. I'm just joking.
Holy shit.
You didn't get hit though.
No, IRLed us.
My favorite thing about casual is...
I love being casual that your teammates splash you all the time.
Like, it's...
I think you can go free-locking, I mean.
I'm just getting a cinematic view.
I'm a huge bad guy.
Oh my god.
No!
Why are you killing me?
Oh, I've got the bomb?
For real!
Right after you said I'm a god, which is funny.
Holy shit, a plant in casual?
I think I might be the first guy to ever do that.
Kate, you killed me by the way.
Oh, well, no, you know, easiest kill of all time.
I was watching some of your 10 man last night, your buddy.
Oh, that was fun.
That's cool.
Yeah, how'd it go?
My first game was horrible.
My two middle games were really good and my last game I got two kills but that squeak
sky I don't know if you know him.
Grampy guy, he kept changing as the games went on he moved the server more and more
east.
So I started with a really good game and then I think we were in New York by the end
of it.
That's just plain serious.
I was in there just like, I was just dropping Ws on win rounds and stuff and like I'm
just having a nice time.
No one said a word to me.
Librarian said something and they pinned the message that said librarians in the chat never
Like my bird yes
That's important I know good at CS. This is very good at CS
He's like I think he's like
Free CS go I think
Weeks yeah, yeah, we're alive
No, yeah, dude that new game I was playing in the dust came I was eating bro
Like I don't know what happened the blue the blue chew kicked in for the blood flow. I love that for you
I
Do you view me as an adult child of yours not a mine
Adult child is a step too far. I view you as a young adult
Handsome young is the important part
Let's say I'm locking in some I
Guess I only have one HP
One.
Oh, changing camera is horrible.
Yep.
Watch me, I got the replay. It's a real cinematic film.
I see Ryan. Just camping.
It's Counter-Strike.
Oh, oh, oh!
Oh, don't go with Brian, we love-
And we love you!
You killed yourself!
Man, we're almost done.
Got some arm dracers, we go so crazy.
How about this? How about this gun?
Justine, you have to carry us. What are you doing?
I thought you had 1,000 hours to carry us.
I'm very half-hearted right now.
one thousand hours I think it's like very crazy understand yes to yeah
I
Push me
Oh, they're hiding he's up there
It is also two of the teammates up here with the zoo so if you came up this ladder it might have been over for you, bro
What the hell?
Please chat.
How long is casual?
Is it first to seven?
If it's first to like 13, I'm going to freak out, man.
Where are you guys?
First to eight.
You guys want to hear my...
You guys want to hear my conflict for 18 AM?
It records it?
Yeah.
Yeah, it records it.
And then when I woke up this morning, I said,
can we share your audio with like the developers and stuff?
I was like, no, like you guys, I don't want to keep my audio.
Thank you.
Can you tell me where your teammates are?
I don't know the call out.
So I'm afraid you won't guys in around the corner.
What is it?
All three of them are just sitting in a little ladder room.
Yes, they actually are.
They're activating.
They're passing away.
Damn.
She got the azimuth.
I got to open.
I got to open a case.
My wife is aura fun.
My wife is aura farming me I
Honestly have over a thousand dollar worth of gunskin
Maybe $50 nine years this is a damn. Oh my god. They got taste
They're planting the bomb
the other way you know on the on B on B
Oh, she's K-smogging me.
That strategy?
Guys, I learned this.
You have to find your friends that played ages ago and don't play anymore and then ask to
borrow their skins.
And then they just go, here you go.
And then you just use their skins, bro.
So true.
I've got so many office for loans.
Dead by Kitty.
This game over $200.
I saw her in her inventory, I was looking it up.
Chicken, chicken the out.
I was checking out your inventory, yeah.
You horrible Molly, sorry.
Literally, it's actually peep Molly, cause I can stand it.
Oh, that's true.
I think I just gotta like,
I gotta go to like the low century zone, bro. Like, I'm freaking out.
I gotta go to the low century tank for a little bit.
I like the moves. What? What? What?
Sorry Kate, no shame in losing to the best.
Oh. Did you kill me?
Please tell me T-side wins this so we can queue for something else. I'm begging.
No, don't say it. Don't say it. Don't say it.
Oh wait, who's that? It's Ouch.
Ouch is in my team.
Oh my god we have to play another round at least oh my god oh my god
Two hours of this man are you locking in or what?
He literally has been to get out with 420 kills on the stat track I'm freaking the fuck out
Oh my god
Dude that's don't disrespect the beast bro that's the beast
No, he's probably playing casual because you can't use the skin in competitive anymore.
I got another trucker, dude.
And then you die early in casual, you gotta watch the worst gameplay of all time.
Oh my god, it feels like it takes a thousand years for it to end.
It do take forever.
We gotta get you in the low-century zone, brother.
Buggin' out.
Oh, the cat was too crazy, man.
come into my tent
girl thinks he's the whole steady
everything is blowing up over here man
so last one y'all got some bad news so last one
i knew oh my god there's like nine people around that corner
yep
we take those, we take those the poultry geist
the chicken scar
is one poultry geist
or whale water came looking at me for this one just as a leeway wait jesse you
died with me I did I did one freaky box oh one is just a goon and bro holy
color of the knife
Look at whale being sneaky
He's winning he said you're gonna do it
Rude
Like other casual modes could be good, but like this one is not it. That's my bad y'all
We exit right escape exit the main menu
Yeah, I'm gonna do that on recruit rank one escape and exit the main menu. So you're gonna get stuck in the same game
Escape I got stuck in the same game. You have to re-invite that actually I'm right
Oh, I got caught just to get exp from Death Fudge.
Yeah, I was going to use the same casual.
Oh, we had to lose, I lost Corey on that one.
I don't see him anymore.
What?
I don't see my friend Corey anymore.
I have invited Corey.
I've got invited.
Dude, I thought you all had the worst vibes ever when I joined the Discord and
three people left.
I was like, oh no, like we're not doing this again.
We can't queue competitive, we'll go arms race gives XP, is that true?
No clear.
I think older game modes give XP, as long as it's not like a private server.
If I grew up because we heard your cough, kid.
Dude, my 418 and 417 cough, I remember when I coughed I was like the app's going to
hear this one.
Fuck it, shoots night.
night remember you remember Corey's haunting
we got GG
what's what's on it's boundaries yeah
I don't know what that means right?
you can get someone to get another gun
and then we have to get another gun to get a kill of that gun
just kind of keeps going
this isn't live right?
We're live it is like a sniper. Oh the game is live, right?
Yeah, I'm sorry. I remember it being started. I think we started in mid-lob
What the heck oh
We lost oh, maybe oh third place y'all
No, the XP is pretty good.
You can throw your rank up in the top case.
The XP is super low.
You can click a rank up and see where you are.
Okay, because we're doing the mid game.
Maybe that's why.
Okay, what's your rank?
One.
I'm like 70 percent.
70 percent of the way.
Yes, one more game.
But the XP that we got from that one
was like 2 percent.
Yeah.
wife team this time I'm always on wife team
come on oh that guy spawned right next to you that was in there spot this is
gonna be um this is gonna be crazy with a lot of people this map is literally like
can you count yeah i remember this was like a custom back way back when excuse me library is here
arms raised on the library i started with a pistol oh my god he's nearer than joining my game
yeah i think it gives you like good width and close bad width and loss what the hell is that
Two kills with them?
Yeah.
Yes.
So weird.
Oh my god.
I don't think I can even like get to killing two people before they die.
Oh my god, bro.
Yeah.
This is actually, this has got to be the XP farm though.
I feel like a Minecraft mob.
What the hell?
Would that present a knife now?
Get that gun up, he's in our base!
That knife didn't like sent me back a level, I think.
Oh that makes sense.
Holy shit.
Oh that's awesome.
I'm big!
We have the two most annoying triple sims in but just drop.
You have to
kill two of the roles to level up.
Yeah, it doesn't have to be like in the same way.
I'm just getting shot in places that I can't tell where it is.
They're in our spawn with ARs.
they're crazy oh my god oh that's why why did I hope I know why I tried to
fucking move oh my god
Yeah, I used the silence window.
It's so fucking bad, man.
It was pretty rough.
It's just nonstop gunfire.
Get down!
Get down!
This is how I'm trying to enchant me all the time for G, bro.
I've never used the revolver.
My first time I got even killing you.
They died when I see them.
I'm like, the bothers are not shooting my crazy.
Oh, if you right click at institutes and left click,
you're going to charge it up, bro.
That gets you're OK.
That's a lot.
Oh.
He's a truck.
Wait, this might actually never use this gun.
My first time.
This might actually be awesome, man.
Oh, come on, dude, look at all these people, the lobby's full of my viewers.
You guys are so nerd.
Then there's spawn giving us, right?
What the fuck?
Get out of here.
Excuse me, Timmy?
Oh my god, I got a gun.
Oh my god, I got my bad. Oh my god, please please
Please please I got like three XP. Oh
Yeah, I got like seven hundred. Oh, oh, thank god
Fine, I mean like you're right. Oh three more though. Oh
We hit it's fast at least it's fast
You just got a win, right?
Yeah, Ryan me you just got a win. I got 28 XP X
I've got a way you're telling me I should gamble she's telling me to gamble
Oh, I've got a win faster. I thought for sure she was saying I got a gamble
He's already bought three other cases really I think I'll quit
You get anything if you shoot a chicken.
Come on.
Get a close-up.
I think you get one xp.
I'm not even kidding.
Oh my god, there's a knife already or are you just, you always get a knife.
Yeah, you always have a knife.
Excuse me, I spawned.
I got nice yo neither try oh my god Justin crazy I hate the fucking scoped
mechanics in this whoa get a couple clothes and then you're out man
I'm actually a god.
Whoa!
A lot of crazy things happening in my life.
They're trying to kill the streamers with knives, y'all.
That's messed up.
Dude, if someone in the team has 13,000 viewers and no skins.
Oh my gosh.
Eat that.
Eat that.
Eat my shorts.
Oh!
How did they alive?
probably be alive
You know the Nathaniel B meme
Excuse me, I just spawned
I'm afraid I do not
Hold up ain't you do will be
My god for you
Sky frozen the sky
No, hold up. I can't do that. Oh, that's what you guys get for trying to spawn campus by the way
Just got there wait am I goaded and I'm looking awesome
Little tunnel rat you'll tunnel rat
What the hell?
Oh, whoops.
You go come with me, I'm going to-
What is the number underneath me?
Oh my god, there's-
The number of guns you're on.
I don't even care about any guns.
Guys, let them come spawn campus again, I got an SMG.
That's so op-synic.
I couldn't kill the other guy, because my gun leveled up.
Wow.
That was being so cool.
They're going baggage plane?
He's pushing baggage plane, Tori?
We run this town.
I was in first place.
We run these planes, bro.
Aw man.
Aw, my bad Tori.
It's coming for them all.
Oh my god my ears
I
Said I gotta use this gun, bro. I'm sorry. I gotta kill
I got another one
It's my kill guys. I hate SMGs. I
Hate SMGs. They're really good if you're they're really good if you're really close to the mess about it
you're good
the whole wow
damn it's messed up
and LMG make you walk real slow
hey dude
the LMG's are hard thumbs to shit
like who do I shoot at when there's seven thousand people missing
I found the spot, dude.
No, they're trucker, dude.
Find that shot.
No.
I don't believe it.
I don't believe it.
I need to see the tracer.
Oh, my God.
He's on his way with it.
I don't have a way with it.
Dusty gal.
Put me up the track.
I want it though, but I want to kill.
But I want to kill.
That way, we love you.
Don't get
That news for me.
My gosh, that crates!
We're free after this one, huh?
I'm worried I make too many good habits.
Yeah, right?
No, Millie! What the fuck?
I think they got like Cheetos. They don't shoot straight.
My man's got Cheetos in this game. Jesus Christ.
Get me off these fucking SMGs!
Oh, what a fucking shot. What a fucking shot.
Someone's on our rafters.
I'm gonna get in the vids.
No, no one's on your rafters.
Oh, what the hell?
What the hell? I can't kill anyone with this gun.
What is this gun?
Oh shit, someone's on their last.
Oh shit, watch out.
We got a knife him. We got a knife him.
I got you Corey. I'm helping you out.
Thank you, I appreciate that.
Holy cow, I got the ramble gun.
I was up in the graffits for so long.
I don't believe it. I don't believe it. I've been shot and suppressed, dude. They've got
a VSS. What the fuck? Is the person on me? You are on me? That was me. Well, you're
lucky document that's all I'm gonna shake the LMG sucks
two people on knives be careful you little you little fucking beaker man
I got stabbed to death.
Please, please, please.
Dude, you will not believe I'm literally 1 XP away.
It's pool day, it's pool day, rush pool day.
Yeah, nice and quick.
Oh, okay, I think it changed.
Oops, sorry, did it change?
Yeah, we'll get one really good gaming.
It's an old gun game, you had to get a nade kill.
None of the nade kill.
Nade kill's crazy.
Nade shot, yeah.
Don't go, Melan, I love you.
What the heck?
Oh my god.
I'm so low.
This is how this game is meant to be.
We should do reaction tests.
uh yes like we should load that up before we play and like see if we can get out
i don't know what i'm saying you know would you kill me with a rock if i was in the bottom position
yep ghibli i would kill you with a rock thank you you're like i tell you
people i just wanted it oh i'm so sure you spot in the bathroom it's kind of late
Oh my god. Spawning with an AWP when everyone else has not AWPs is so tough.
Disaster. Oh my god.
I spot it!
I love opening cases bro that's awesome that's fucking sick
oh my god that's so embarrassing I can't get off the
Nice, nice shot.
Swag.
Jesus Christ.
Swag.
Hey.
Guys, gun game's kind of high today.
Anyone else want to take their fucking headphones off right now?
Oh
Oh, that's a bad guy I didn't die awesome on 97 and 3 oh you got full HP in the skin
It's hard to know what direction to take when he's spawned.
Glory's hell, y'all.
Damn, Justin.
He'd be bisoned by me.
Bison's my gun, bro.
Are you trolling me?
Oh, damn it, I didn't spawn, bud!
My bad, my bad.
The blood on the walls is crazy, dude.
Yeah.
Excuse me, I...
What a game, man.
What a game.
I am terrible at gun games.
I'm sitting in a hotel with Lee.
I found my spot.
This is where I stay the rest of the game.
Dude, I found my game.
You like this? You ever play?
This one's for me.
Oh my god.
Aw, I could not track that guy.
I ruined my life.
We run this down.
We built this city on rock and roll.
Watch out for the knife.
I'm not going to stop, please.
That's embarrassing, Chev, I'm sorry.
Well I'm embarrassed, I should say.
I got a knife. I got a knife. I'm coming. I died. Oh no. I'm sorry. No. Do it. Do it.
to do it. Oh, I'm gonna join but don't. Oh my god. I got something. I'm gonna go Pete.
Oh, do you can you choose? Okay. Can you choose to? Yeah. What should I choose? Case case and
skin.
You can hire all that too.
Well, don't tell me to buy a key.
Did you see my message yesterday, Kate?
No.
Never purchase anything with open display
capture.
It will just put your address on the
screen.
If you buy anything, hide your game.
Hide everything.
If I can show my gunskin on Steve
and you said, no, I will show our
100.
and you said no I will show our undress.
Literally, okay well, this is one of those things
where like it's better to be wrong 99 times
than wrong once, you know what I mean?
That's true, yeah.
Amen, can we get an amen for that?
Amen!
Amen!
By the way, we tank these, we tank these, huge.
Look at that, featherweight collection.
That was a revolutionary case opening for me though because I actually saw a red in the case.
Oh no. That doesn't happen all that often.
They're teasing him. They're teasing him.
I think it's a water.
Dude, I can buy a case of my own.
You have to buy the key?
Yeah, but you gotta hide the screen if you buy a key because I'm sure...
I understand, but how do you get a key?
I'm just scared. I'm scared for everyone.
I think Justin is not here
I know this man
Twain
I don't know how to play this game because it's been too long
I was peeing and I just got back
He made it
Someone else did
BOO!
Q is for Twain and then says no
It's Cradiates
Let's get him
Idiots
the idiots probably morning jubilee is kind of crazy you say gay man
I think you're actually regressing in age because like when I watch you play
Minecraft competitive I actually don't know what's happening at all like part of
the screen the very center of the screen is Minecraft and then it's just
that I got yes that's a part of it to win you just lie to them and then they
forfeit for you or like they really funny you I would do it I got a lot of
this is always on armor and the Super Bowl is on I was alting like crazy in
the chat cuz I just say like can you forfeit please like my parents are
trying to watch the Super Bowl and they're getting mad at me for being on
the family pc like that's oh that was hitting us in that every game bro
is that jane?
i am
he's absolutely cheating
yeah
it's literally just an axing
i'm just doing it
you just buy armor?
yeah
i'm just running my friend's
pop lift armor
yes i trust you
let's run to the side on high
you go fountain
which i think is b but it might be a
We listen to Justin, we listen to Justin every time, that's the other thing he's doing.
Justin's the pro, Justin's our pro.
IGL?
I'm the team father.
The eagle?
I am the team father.
The Philadelphians say an eagle.
Whoever's in the back, you could hang a left up.
Daddy Justin.
Not right here, but like, do that flank tunnel right.
Through the pipe, through the pipe.
The eagles, the eagles?
What the hell, I'm jumping, I'm just a maxing.
nice I'm planning good one I heard them all the other way maybe on heaven
off enemy enemy up there to coming where I don't know the call outside yeah I
don't know that's freaky box they're coming out on heaven oh there's your
What the hell one person is near bomb good shooting Cory
Cory's fighting him walkway
It's too sludge good
I am the one the one the gun
We all need to get the kit that
Are you mad bro? Why are you mad bro? That one's good?
I feel like there is a skin called that there is there is oh you crazy
easy. One more lung on the tree.
Murder trucker, dude.
Trees dead.
I got the bomb.
You stole my kill.
Sorry.
I'm hungry.
I'm feasting for it.
Yeah, I piped down.
You thought that was a roast.
Blind truck.
Blue truck.
Glory!
Glory!
Well done.
Well done.
Well done.
Well done.
Damn.
I feel like we're entering the era of-
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
I dropped.
I dropped.
GG.
GG.
GG.
We're entering the era of annoying CS, I think, soon.
Let's, uh, let's hit A again.
What's that?
Oh, wait, hold on.
I have to do myself.
I think we're entering the era of annoying CS, because I think the more we play, the
more people in chat are like, why the fuck would you do that, man?
Like, you're just fucking stupid.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's gonna be backseaters for sure.
I get so many compliments.
It feels great.
Oh, no
He's hurt to your right, yeah, how would you play this idea?
You can swing it be quite reloading, but you're out of time now
Crazy sir
We're still there when I got bomb.
I have a news, our daughter needs to be picked up.
No, no, no, no, really?
Yeah, I just got a call from the school.
Again, again, again.
I can go.
No.
Can't you drive yet?
You cannot drive.
I can go.
What causes an early pickup on Uber?
She's pretending to be sick.
Oh, the car says she got high body temperature.
Oh, my gosh.
Were they just doing calisthenics?
Oh.
Last round, then I'll go.
Oh, no.
It's going to screw up the lobby, though.
No, I can go.
It's going to screw up the lobby, either way.
But do I just leave?
Can I or do I get a negative thingy?
I mean, you'll get penalized.
But how long it'll be?
What's the what's it comes back?
Somebody's got to look after her too.
It's okay. That's okay.
Is the penalized penalization like what's the I think you can leave one for five minutes.
It's not bad. I think I'm the flow.
So yeah, it's not terrible.
We should just get after this one.
I will leave there on the corner
the right? That little ladder? They're rotating. They're rotating off B guys. Careful. Oh my
god. Good job, Kate. The most legendary flank ever they're saying. Look at this guy go.
It's very cool looking. It's a very cool Glock. I'm the crouching Tyga dude.
So they call me. They call me. They're right here. Behind the crate, behind the crate.
Oh
It's like a vision test
Nice good collab good collab one bank
That guy's hacking
Behind you
Oh
There he was
Thank You Kate
We just would we just witnessed the day are you gonna go live again at 2k?
Just leave my screen as is.
And you can go.
How about the time of maybe I'll catch you later?
Later.
I like it.
I'm safe.
Lovely mama, we love you.
I'll take this.
I have an armor.
Hello.
You look cool.
We have a minute and 20 seconds to hang out.
When it was for dinner
I don't know man to
To sick, but just a re chicken to sick days in a row from the kid got her whole life in a damn tizzy
Not good
And you just straight to saying she's pretending to be sick why well because yesterday
She was home sick, and she was just like chillin the whole day
Like I took her outside, and we were jumping around and stuff
You can't jump in your sick normally well, you know
I
Was okay, they only got like a month and a half off in December and then like
Every week and a half just for whatever to begin with is for fun
Well, that's a little white why it's me so gray staff. Hey, man
That's pretty good
No, no shit. Oh, thank you
No, you pivoted off of my spiral
smart. That's the green.
I'm going to go to history chicken burger bowl.
It's a bugger, but it's the in a ball.
It's like a burrito.
Yeah, that makes sense.
I still have a bun and everything is just sitting.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's just deconstructed.
It's not even. Oh, yeah, I guess that. Yeah.
Open face.
He constructed in the bowl.
Is it a bug a ball, bro?
Making a ball, a good ball.
OK, OK, when I was a kid, I used to
I used to put butter on a piece of bread and roll it up and microwave that thing up.
I'm not even kidding.
There were a lot of airbeats, ketchup sandwiches in my head.
Oh yeah.
Ketchup sandwich.
Oh yeah.
That sounds gross.
It was awesome.
You broke your legs there a little bit.
Justin knows some tech, I don't know.
I should be coming with you if there's only four of us I'm getting freaky on
this ladder dude there's another there and he's
oh fuck good shot good shot good shooting boys one in the swamp bro one in
the swamp I really don't know he's going long now I'd bomb unfortunately
I didn't see shit in the one we need that one we got money let's let's just buy
this round and have fun and the next round we buy it sir
we're gonna be rich cuz we're gonna play so actually no I'm gonna go up
that staircase again they're gonna not watch it I've been getting a
The guy says how to Stim Max with your knife.
He gives tutorials on how to have the most fun with your knife while you're running.
That was bad.
That was rough.
Thank you Chip.
Come on Landon.
I got you.
One long.
Yep.
That was horrible.
Alright let's buy guns and go B. And no more fun now.
That was the fun round.
Alright.
We're getting real impressed now!
Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun!
Yeah, I want to bring their weapons.
I wanna go to the...
Oh, no doubt, no problem.
I need to think a couple of therapies, just a two-full on special so it takes his friend.
I don't know, something.
Okay.
We're going to start.
My mouse will occasionally like scroll by itself and scroll onto the flashbang.
My scroll is jumped.
Yeah, scroll wheel is jumped for me too.
Wait, so you don't accidentally jump?
It's easier for movement too because it's way easier to scroll.
Do you guys have crouch on the control?
I do have crouch on the control now
I gotta get a different hand or something
You got mom?
Awesome
I'm flaring it dude
You gonna smoke for that?
Another site
I killed two here
I think it's planned
I'm flashed
I'm flashed as well
I'm not flashing anymore
He's down there
My name is Chiblin, I'm so scary.
I love that pretty Chiblin.
I hear him here.
I did.
He's coming to my door.
I'm going to shoot him in the head.
Oh, he's the last one.
Woo!
He did!
Oh, he's coming to the head.
He wasn't the head.
Yeah, I lied.
My name's Jesslin, I'm so scary.
Let's just keep doing that, dude.
That demon's on Fountain and stuff.
I killed them both in Fountain last round.
I found a Molly in the dude.
Hey, Molly, I'm going to smoke it.
I'm going to smoke the Molly that they throw in the little pipe.
What do we do after it's smoked?
We run through it.
Oh, someone flash me out.
I'm going to join you all for a squeaky.
There's a squeaky on this one, too.
Yep.
I'm trying to flash back
Oh, terrible flash
One heaven
One heaven and one on site
On the right to the pillow of monster
A horrible shooting bomb down
Mid?
I guess is that what?
There's another one squeaky
Oh, that's terrible
2 and 2
AWP
Ooh, they have AWP
That's not good
That should be illegal
We'll just get it
That's 2
If we got it
Man, you like go fountain, but just wait a minute. They just keep running like crazy. I love that. Yes, I'm gonna hold long
I'm gonna hold long with the op
He's gonna this guy goes stairs every round so just remember when we're getting up there and you're on that corner
He's probably in that stairwell
Jack the Molly who's waiting like right here
There you go
That's that's that stuff. I'm kind of insane right now
Was all that practice all the gun be it might be or Justin's cross there
I like the yellow cross there a lot
Maybe I'll still use this all this one from some guy yesterday
He was watching long
Watching long
I can push it if you only kill fine. It's just left left left
Yeah, it was right there
Hopson
I'm trying to creep up on this off. Okay. Yeah, I got I got long guy
Oh
in the damn forehead.
Fuck.
I tried to hide in the corner.
That was ridiculous.
You're back.
Okay, we're rich.
We're rich every round.
CT's every map, CT's started, y'all.
We should be happy with this fall.
Go back to working.
Yeah.
Jack in the Molly.
Welcome home home home home home home.
Femme F-R was Molly, you jacked that thing?
Yeah, that made bounce-tripping.
Femme F-R was a dude.
It was so good, yeah, it was like a Dr. Fester.
Dr. Fester?
It was like Uncle Fester with a light bulb.
It smoked my mid.
Oh
But they're coming down your squeaky
Yep, too, too came down my squeaky once gonna be in that smoke grind straight ahead. Yeah
Well
You contract go make some plays there. I try
They don't want to eat these, man.
I was wondering, man.
Our best bet might be waiting for that fountain guy to get it.
Get it.
Get his ass.
I think I smoked the mids.
Hey!
That's not true.
That's not something.
It's never good to press tab and you're at the bottom of the lead of water.
Never bothered to be slain.
160 ping!
Where are we?
Oh, I see an atom.
I don't know how the hell he got him.
He said he didn't even see you or something.
Oh fuck.
He was not alone.
He's up on that balcony once he jumped off.
Fuck.
Oh behind us.
Funny guy.
Chigley.
We should fucking kill you.
Just kidding.
Well, there was one long too long
Or where you are you're on the fountain? Yeah, hold here for like 30 seconds
I'm gonna die with bomb behind you. They're long
See if you started man, see these are a man. Don't even sweat it. I didn't seem that bad way to be
We could play a little back into the next one. We got a Polo back in
I don't know who's asked to come back.
Paula we need, we love you, Apollo we love you!
I'm playing, what do you want me, Justin, IGL?
Up to you if you want to play.
I like bathroom and heaven.
I'm going to play A. I need one.
Is that the below one?
I'll play A.
I'm going to play bathroom.
I don't know where to go.
You're core, come with me.
I'll go heaven then.
Whoever's coming with me?
I meant you.
That's right.
I didn't need those shins anyway.
WC bro?
I meant WC.
WC bro, I'm at WC.
There's no rush here.
It seems like they're not coming down on bathroom.
Three potty?
Three potty, three potty, three potty.
They're at WC, they're on water closet.
I know I took the wrong stairs.
Yeah, they're site.
What the fuck was that aim punch?
It's OK, we retake it.
I'm taking the Justin.
Nice.
Oh, they just keep coming.
They just keep coming.
It's all right.
We mugged the staff track.
We mugged the staff track.
Dan says I'm in, by the way.
Dan says, send me.
Ooh.
We can surrender.
We should do.
Get Dan right.
We should.
Yeah.
We should.
We should do the Veller and E-Data tech. Have you all heard that?
We're like, you make your crosshair the color of the tip,
and then they make their crosshair.
You make their, your, you make the opposite of the question.
Makes the crosshair the color of the labia, bro, or the inside.
That's the eat. That's what they do.
That's crazy.
Ryan does it and Kate's crosshair is like blue.
Why are you saying that?
There's a crazy.
What the fuck?
Labia.
So the tip can be blew sometimes so they make sense.
Great. Both of our crosshairs are great.
I'm keeping my white crosshair.
Oh, Daniel, Daniel, Daniel.
He has returned.
Well, not in this court, but he's returned.
I'm going to talk to him.
Have you guys ever talked?
I think that the first time.
No. He refuses to acknowledge me.
Like, he pretends he doesn't know who I am.
He's done it for like three years, man.
I don't know if I met you two.
He always goes, who's Chibley?
Who's Chibley everywhere?
That's all I see is Dan go, who's Chibley?
Oh, my God, I can open a free case.
Oh, shit.
Fucking do it.
My floor on the right.
Dan's going to be in game with open mic.
Watch Rift 50 right now.
I don't believe it.
No, we're going to dodge this.
You know, I'll take it up to Q if you guys don't want to play it.
No, I was just trying to open a case.
I don't remember Train. I don't know Train.
I haven't played Train yet.
Dude, it's a sign I'm going to train.
Sorry. Exactly. He's afraid of me.
I'm opening the train.
No, that one's bad.
I'm in the Overpass collection.
Rip it. Come on. Give me something good.
I think I got the worst skin you could get.
That's like $400?
Really?
I think they're trolling you, bro
No, no, they don't lie to me these people. Oh, no, I'm lying. Okay
This pipsqueak skin I'm telling you it's gonna be worth hundreds in a while
If you can actually get it to go viral if you can get Ludwig to say
Go search up the steam marketplace they added you to the game search pipsqueak
It'll go up at least I should buy hundreds of them right now
Manipulating the market we look you could manipulate the market a little bit. I know it's a big market, but we can manipulate it a little bit
You get in trouble if we just told everyone to buy
No, I'm just rolling y'all have to do it
It's just a joke
We should do that we should do that with like
the stock market. Wait, wait, no, I know, I know. We go by
50,000 of the cheapest case in the game. And then we
it's a lot. And then but we do it like in little
tronches so that nobody knows that we're moving the market.
And then we do a contest on steam first person to open a
knife in it, even from chat, wins a thousand dollars.
And watch the cases go to the moon.
Oh, true.
Oh, I'm back.
What's up?
What's up?
Anything good?
Anything good in the cases?
Bro, I probably, you probably saved me from opening about 50 more cases.
I'm not saying I opened 50, but I'm not.
Is that all you were doing right in between?
Just opening cases?
Yeah, I was just case-opening, man.
Oh, man.
That's so sweet.
easeling which way we're going guys what's so funny you really are pretend I
think it doesn't exist well I don't even have one I don't I don't have a lot
friends of this road in the game his name is lily
I feel so validated my entire life is lit up to this moment
ship I wasn't gonna talk to you until I saw a picture of you at the streamer
awards I'm like okay now I know who I'm talking to
there you go you saw it a couple years ago what happened
two trains passing the night man all right where we going
I'm fine A, I knew my buddy all come A with me
me and Chip got A, me and Chip got A, don't worry about it
Banana, all banana, all banana
I literally said I'm just gonna kill me, you got me
yeah, how do you like that new skin, like a stand track plus two
I'm pulling off
I heard there were guys here.
I got a new salin or blood pumping man, give me some more marmalade.
Yo, Duba rest.
Alright, where we going?
Go be again?
I'm going to nade it.
Justin check this out, I just opened this one.
Oh look at that.
You like that?
Did you get a knife Dan?
I'm working on it. I'm working on it. Yeah, I'm closer than I was before
Drop to an I boss more chip I heard you got a knife one just went mid
I didn't unbox it though. I just bought I just bought that thing
They might really need one my mid through banana. I hear one near apartments under apartments towards mid
Kind of nice that you buy they got nice fade on it. I got a gut knife
One left in the box.
There's one man in the goddamn bells in the church, dude.
That's the last guy.
I get this knife, kill.
Watch this.
Now he's a demon.
That guy's a demon.
Watch out for him.
What?
Did I hear there were guys here?
Did I hear there were guys here?
I haven't seen a man.
I need a bike because I died.
I don't know.
I'm good.
Chamberlain, look to your left real quick.
What do you see on the handle near that guy?
because I died. I know I'm good.
Chibley, look to it. Look to your left real quick.
What do you see on the handle near that gun?
You see it?
On the other handle?
Not like above the handle. You see it?
The flower?
Yeah, it's not a flower though, man. It's not a flower.
A black lotus?
No, it's not a flower. It's something that looks like a flower, but it's not a flower.
Are you trying to bait me into saying something freaking crazy?
No, was he good?
Was one banana.
Apartments, we're just we're cooking over there
Apartments down. Oh my god. You got demon. Oh
Yeah, I'm gonna go I think one of them quit already. Well, like they I think was the guy playing the
And then also Chibli got 300 bucks when he committed suicides, just come some kind of
one.
Damn!
I got MVP like every round.
What happened?
Bro, I didn't die?
Why did you die?
That's awesome.
My ADR is 25.
I didn't die.
The guy who TK'd, who got kicked.
Yeah.
I think I'm going to shoot some of them really and spawn it just like an auto-kicks
here.
Chibli must have had a parlay on that one dude killing himself because he got a
fat payout.
They have that New Zealand.
Google a big poly market probably.
You gamble on everything, dude.
What do you gamble on?
Do you believe how Chiblee gets his cell phone data?
No.
Look from his phone?
No.
My provider on their app has a slot machine and you can spin it and it will give you
like, oh, 100 free texts for the day.
can buy two gigabytes of data for $3 like that's just what I do for it.
That's actually not true.
That's true, but they patched it, they actually patched it because they called me one day
and they were like would you like to upgrade to a plan and I was like no I just spin the
deals wheel every day and then ever since I said that to them they only they cat me
to one gigabyte of data for $1.80 I can't spend higher than that.
You never should have told them man.
They're rigging it.
I know but I was kind of proud of it like I was like I thought they'd be proud
of me.
Let's go gambling
All right, this for sure my last one because we got a surprise sick day
Yeah, yeah, I'm locking in power
Well, that's the story my life this week man. It's a prop dude
Some prize something's going around she went yesterday
Kate dropped her off like two minutes later
We got a call from the teacher that was like pick her up today. She made it to lunch at least
Take the wins where we can get
well
by boys we don't lose dust
see what the spawn looks like
we hit me with the squeaks, what do you mean?
yeah we rush B on this one for sure
I have the bomb, I'm gonna die
I have the bomb, I plant the bomb, the bomb blows up, I get the kill with the bomb
I get the kill with the bomb
Yes.
Ghibli, so what do you drink in New Zealand?
Like in general?
Yeah, I know you snilly.
Like you don't drink like normal pop.
You have like special like koala pop or something, right?
I don't drink.
I'm drinking a Coke Zero right now.
But it's not called Coke Zero, right?
It's called like Coke Minus.
Careful tunnel.
It's called Coke Zero.
Holy cow.
No caffeine. I don't do y'all get that no caffeine coke zero
Yeah
They got caffeine three days at coke. We have a drink called L and P. That's pretty good
What's in it?
Parents it's like a lemonade. I think that's rush along rush along rush along. We got range. I
Love it. They got pistols. Sorry. I don't I'd yell it. I want to step on your toes
This just feels like in my spirit. It's calling for a rush along
It's good.
Dan, you sound so dumb right now here, but your name's Ferday, so your Twitch name's
dumb.
All right, here we go.
Sorry.
Several.
One close.
They forced, bro.
I'm backing up.
It's scary.
I'm trying to take sure we get all right.
We drink creaming soda.
Creaming soda.
that's great job 2v1 left
I do not see them, I'm going to plant for you long if you want to stay long
okay you'll be able to see him this way
I'm going to plant for short
he's weak I think
I
I'm not judging you but can I send you an AK skin I can't look
I kind of want to stay vanilla
Very stoke of you
With a cute little number on
I guess my plan sucked
Wait we won
Yeah, we did win. I think we got a good B spawn. I will join offer middle
understandable
Drop the dose of the dice. Why why'd you drop the bomb?
Because I'm in front. I'm in front. So if I die, I don't want to screw it up. You know, I'll just pick it up
I got your back
What is going here? Oh, there's one car and he's dead or door. I think it's clear
Hold up
Who bugle be you will be
Beagle be
And Dan nice gun nice gun you like you like that rocket pop your mouth on it
Again, it doesn't look like a lollipop frozen pop. All right, pick the ball
I'm going down the road
Just in just to poop the bomb out you're going to find out how he's lower. He's just sitting by the box. Oh
He got me
Oh demon there with a or semi-auto dude. Let's slow play. I wouldn't take that
I go long a good heck out of you
for our boys
This is perfect
Ryan you're actually a prodigy, bro, I'm getting that it's gone. You're all
You and you would love this pro. His name is Donk. I gotta introduce you to Donk
You and Donk had taken over the league, dude.
Don't be sweaty in the pit.
Isn't Donk the dude who...
You can talk and it doesn't doesn't affect you.
Swag.
Damn!
The slow-down emote that hits himself on the head, Donk?
Donk, donk, donk, donk, donk, donk.
No, Donk is the, it's the people that look sad, big nipples, looking down, kind of junkies.
kind of junkie who's the one who hits it who's the one who hits himself on the head
uh that would be uh oh there's a people with big nipples yeah open up chivalry donk
then there's also donk wd-40 which is the same thing but he's holding wd-40
there's also a big donk
I don't know why I'm saying that like I didn't know what it was I think donk is a people variation now that I realize
This is the first time I've ever seen a game like this, there's many adults right?
Are we going to play that game I linked the other day?
What game?
What game?
The Social Deduction Mafia boss game bro.
Even if I hate Social Deduction.
Oh no, we have to see who's going to foil the plans.
That's unbelievable.
Oh I forgot this guy's a semiota.
this don't go mid brothers go to see me on the next level
we got a bomb somewhere I got a bomb
oh shit
this one's up to you guys
whatever's in your hearts
no no no no door door
damn it
aim too low
I really thought I had him
nice try
I'll never go along again. That guy was crazy.
Maybe better off than B.
The semi-auto dude is everywhere, bro.
He's crazy long.
Yeah, if we go B, he's going to be
semi-autowing through the doors quickly.
I have no money, so I'm doing it.
Where we going, boys?
On our convenient stream, snipe.
Yeah.
We could try B if they smoke it, though.
We got to turn around.
Let's just go through mid-doors.
Got to lower the mid-doors.
Like crazy, guys.
Even playing lower be careful. They smoked it. There's one lower guys. Be careful
My flash made me
Then as well, wow, he had his head
No, I thought I had him.
Woohoo, that's what I'm showing them in the face.
You guys are a long egg I brushed.
This guy with the scar is really annoying.
Huge.
Nice.
Two behind you.
Oh, my God, everywhere.
I'm back.
Is Daniel replaced?
Fucking back.
He is, but I'm not after this one, Kate.
It's a I think I'm also I don't know well, then that's the game.
OK, bye. Bye.
I can't hear a new beat your model.
All right, we're going to be mom.
We love you.
Oh, brutal.
It's a edge.
We're going to be a BB a BB.
I'm going to go to the teens.
I'm going to try to work me to short.
I'm just going anywhere.
He's lower and he's hurt. Very hurt.
Another one. Another one short.
There's one cat.
One cat.
A cat. Yeah, a cat.
Cat's what I meant. Cat's what I meant.
Cat's what I meant.
Side back, side bump.
I'm behind lines.
Long AP.
Chibli, what does your name mean?
Bugle B, it's my legal name.
No, Chibli.
It's a variation of my legal name when I was a kid I couldn't say bugle and I used to say
chibley.
Oh my god we won?
Wait what's your real name?
Get that skull!
Get that skull!
Bugle bug drop.
No no.
Chibley.
What is chibley?
When I was three years old and I tried to say bugle I used to say chib-lee.
That bugle doesn't start with a chip.
I was three years old. I kind of didn't know how all that stuff was.
He has a call with two Dan's and three...
It's like saying...
It doesn't make sense.
Okay, well...
I was three years old, Dan.
Okay, but it's like saying you saw a dog and you go...
They call me Catley.
I probably did used to look at that.
I used to pretend to be a dog when I was a kid.
I would run around with a towel on my mouth and they had to...
They had to pat the doors on the corners.
is that like unipollars or good friends?
oh i don't i don't know i think i kind of like
it didn't come with me in my old age but i still respect it
maybe just plant that you got you got bomb there yeah
they had to pad the corners of the walls because i'd run into them
the dog
did you wear a collar? i also had to shave rough
no i just used to i i'd hold like a face cloth in my mouth like it was a dog toy
Do you growling stuff?
I don't know.
I swear.
You fucking make those guys.
We got to clear the cops.
This is fucking crazy.
What do you mean no plan?
No, no, cops, no plan.
Could I could I get a gun?
Me and me and Dan have never talked.
Thank you for free flowing, brother.
How do you what's the button to buy for other people?
I think you just drop it and then you can buy it
in the bottom of the buy menu.
Thank you.
Do you have Halloween in New Zealand?
Yeah, we got Halloween.
What a shot, Chib.
What a shot.
Can you dress up like a dog?
I dress up as a vampire one time and a star was extra one time.
It's a star was extra.
I just had a lightsaber.
Extras don't have lightsabers.
Maybe, well, okay, like I was a main character then, but I didn't have a name.
One freaky box?
oh my god all the run what's freaky box freaky box is the box that's that i killed him
so one was on b running running through spawn maybe oh for real i'm not sure is that a spawner
under spawn looks clear oh it's hunts he's dead i love this little spot up here
The Freaky Box is also known as Xbox, but I can also call it Freaky Box.
So, last night I had a plan I was going to make up a bunch of calls and just drop them
throughout the game, so I kind of, I've already blown up the spot because it's just too funny.
You just told us you're playing Xbox.
One is going to be just as early way?
No.
No, Freaky Box isn't real.
It's just Box or Xbox.
What are you talking about?
One just as early way?
That was going to be one.
Zeeple Dome was going to be one, dude.
Zeeple Dome.
I'm going to get some A-picks.
Watch down there.
That's down there three cross to be
Mother trucker dude. I'll drop the food. I'll drop the auto snipe or a spawn if anyone's interested
I dropped bomb and be unfortunately
He was up on the box
Good shit
It's probably one more bomb do be in there. There's one job factory. Watch out. I
Don't think this over
I'll make it warm.
Oh, all right, all right, far left.
But it, but it, but it, but it.
It's going to go catwalk.
Hey, I've got one long show.
I've got to respond.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
There's one long show.
Because I think I bought to Corey.
You should pick this one.
I got the hook.
It's a mean thing about it.
Oh, here.
Here, my bad.
Take it.
Well, I think you guys.
I think you are.
There's no skin on this gun.
And it's not made at least.
I made it up short.
A native freaky box.
I'm top eight.
There's no one here.
They might have pushed long.
Okay, I'm gonna come plant a here or someone be cover me cover me cover me cover me
There's one cat and one key box
Okay, I want what I mean who cat you sweat lord
I
He's going to be top a
Nice try nice try. I know I thought there were only two left
Bomb has been diffused CT sided man
Every map is CT sided if you're delusional
I'm about to hit a clip y'all
I'm making a montage out of this game
This half went quick
Did I got 4 kills in one of the rounds?
BAM!
They're opening cases
I just had to just do water opening cases
There's always a dude down there, man
I'm flashing man. He's hacking. He's got speed hacks. I'm flashed. Let me run
One's peeking cat or his doors doors and back aside, I think I messed up this
this
ice-paw small as a fucking crazy shot i'm going to freaky
i think you're freaky freaky freaky i'm not even hitting
one comes up to a mid sometimes
i'm gonna flash me there is one mid
flash out of the east of the sling
i have no more to do that one right behind all three all three
Oh yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
We're gonna blow you up.
Oh, nice.
I thought you were gonna strut her, man.
I thought you were gonna strut her.
I thought I was gonna strut her too.
I couldn't believe it.
You wanna hear my American Fossil Pop 5?
Because it's gonna piss people off at the time.
Yeah, let's do it.
Yeah, I'm gonna blame my parents.
a no particular order
jack in the box talk about panda express five guys and
sonic
can i say something
i've only been to california
i like the panda express in the top five
uh... and express what it's good bro i think it's pretty good every time i visit
i get it in lax when i leave it's a it's a ritual of mine i get i get a
arm shicken and a beer
what's an arm shicken the beer gets the beer gets me sleepy for the flight
arm chicken what's an a beer what's an arm shicken
the flash long orange dude
one coming in me too long
pushing down mid I think we're low tons
Got him.
Nice.
I'll be another.
Too long.
I'm down B.
Oh, OK.
That was too long.
That's why.
I never expected you to be here.
I'm gone.
One Jase is all the way around.
I got so one juice.
Nice work, boys.
I just hit so many hops man uphill to I've had Panda Express twice and one time it made me like viciously sick
What you get in time they were sold out of almost everything and what I got sucked
Do the honey will not shrimp is good to
You know Panda Express is owned by one guy
Mr. Panda. Yeah, that's not for there's no franchise. You see owns everything like McDonald's you look at all of them
Isn't it almost franchise?
Yeah, not like Panda though enemy yellow left. I think he got kicked for a TK. Oh
for input automation. Oh
What?
Here we're Morgan
Wow fuck there's one here and they wanted there. No, it's a it's a Ryan
Next to the back of one that Corey
I'm pushing freaky box other old they just diffuse diffuse
yo what is that no it looks like a crocodile what is that
What are those run?
They are like the cheapest ones, everyone hates them.
Really?
That's crazy.
Yeah.
So you can get a rusty one for like a hundred bucks.
I know you too.
Roughly cat.
Let's go.
Meow.
I just have the same mouth twice in a row.
I hear long.
They flash long twice.
Who made?
I'm rotating.
Yep.
Pushing up cat.
One more long.
Two are dead.
Two are dead.
I'm going long long.
I feel viciously sick. Oh, no, I only got a P 90. Let me hold that car spot
Start by messing with your vibe just now. I'll go play some real sticks right? That's okay
Ryan's AFK, so I'm gonna kind of watch along. They're pushing up mid at least still coming up. Can't now
Wow, whoa kick that guy
They're on a
Like stop shooting because I thought he was dead
The P90 beast
I
For that we're there give me comes Justin on your left on your left there they're both in the side above you when I
Was coming D2 in four
Orange freaking snapped on my head like a like a freak
Yeah, I guess I can a little macro automation. I should I could gun
Play long
Yeah, yeah, right and still away, huh?
And we love you another line. We love you. I
Got picked I'm back flash long double flash long. I'm falling off long
They come triple flash long dude. They're crazies
They're doing some shit in mid again, I think too. Oh my god
It's clear
I disagree.
They didn't come out long after flashing me a million times.
Oh, one long.
One long, no more.
What is that spot called? That guy camped there the whole time.
What is that spot called?
I don't recall his name. It's like Top Mid.
barrels has a name but I don't know if I want to say it anymore come on was it
behind the barrels top mid yeah yeah yeah what's that okay let's just that's
top mid no chibby drop your gun I want to see that skin I'll give you my gun
it's a low where did you get this from you gave me a peanut you gave me a P90
This is not an equal trait. Yeah, this has got a better skin
One's in pit. I'll take my go there. Thank you. Yeah, I'm back. Thank you
I go
It's a bond
You got that Cory push that just as alleyway I'm nading the same as long
Wait, they're ones of you get the cat? Yeah
They would be crazy guys
Oh
We killed them
I have a question. Can you pull money out of your Steam account?
No, no, no.
You can't?
You can't sell your Steam account on third party websites.
But it's scary.
It is scary.
It's like some sort of services and stuff.
So if you sell a CS Go skin, that money just stays in Gaben's ecosystem?
We use it to buy more cases.
Yes.
That's crazy.
Dude, it's an ATM with no withdrawal option.
That's wild! I thought the whole point of selling the skin is you could eventually walk away.
That's wild!
You want this? You want this?
You got it.
There's nothing over here.
One's coming out.
Literally he's gonna burn.
I can hear him going oof.
Where is he?
He's going oof? He's in the roblox?
They're all mid. They're all mid-cat.
Or whatever this is called.
One's on short insane you needed him.
There's another one up there.
One was just outside doors, dude.
What the hell?
He should be on cat.
He should be on cat.
Goose?
Bumps cat.
Nice.
Nice.
for dealing a significant amount of explosive damage
and the old days used to be able to spray people and they'd walk around with the spray
on man remember that just
these were able to upload custom sprays which was an incident
That is so funny.
That is crazy.
They're all gone, Cat.
Except that one guy I killed.
They dropped off actually, they might have been bottom mid.
Long, too long, too long.
One's Cat still.
Horrible place, Cat.
Horrible place.
Oh!
Oh
Last one crossed long a he's gonna be top
He's gonna blow it so we can get another round so true
Here I had to go and I'm going for a quarry let him win
Wait what let him win so we can play another round
What if I
I appreciate that I had to go AFK two rounds because there was a fly upstairs scared my kid
A horrible day
It's flying around so fast man, and it never sits down. This is too quick
Double flash, eh?
They just don't come this way, man.
I know.
They always go mid.
This one there, crazy guy.
Oh.
Long, eh?
Blowing up.
Sorry, I just blew you up.
He's fucking down.
Disgusting.
I
Amid
Thanks
It's all about short where is he he's alone on short a right above you
Shooting but what we can run one more dude like come on
I wish I only got to play one game.
I'm so sorry, but he's got the fly.
Just we can swap right off the case.
No, I don't know because bands out to Justin left as well.
He just fucking left.
I do a good game, guys.
Good games.
Well, good games.
Later.
How pleasure to play.
Pleasure to play with everybody.
I'm going to send you over to my wife's stream.
I'm not going to be live tomorrow.
It's a long weekend in British Columbia.
We're taking the Friday and the Monday as a holiday.
I'll see you guys on Tuesday, hopefully,
with some eugenics stories for you.
See you on Tuesday, but not in like a way
where I'm trying to be insulting to you.
I actually will see you next Tuesday.
See you on the Tuesday that comes next.
Bye.