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Unban requests not meeting the allegations. One second, one second, let me see.
I did go through in a moment of weakness and I denied like nine out of ten unban requests.
One person was like, I think I got banned in 2014 for typing something and they had no
chat history and I said unban and then everybody else I said deny you knew what
you were doing. Like type in shit like you are fucking stupid and then the
on-band request is like it was a joke and I don't think I should have been
permit for it. Like what the fuck is wrong with you you sniveling little
gormless coward. Own what you fucking said just double down and be like I was
right because that's not how the on-band request is gonna go either
way let's see yeah I mean that's a really that's a really odd why would any
my grass look at the on banner plus I'm sure you were looking at it when you
told me about it why would anyone ever type that in chat that's so crazy that
they they must have had the message is like six words long they must have had
two or three seconds while they were typing it to be like is this really a good thing to attach to
my identity on this website and then they went yeah just send it it'll be funny holy cow man
that's crazy
I bonded with a girl over watching your vods now she's my girlfriend thanks for all you
do for the sapphic community.
I'm hearing reports that in the sapphic community northern lion is pretty glazed.
In the heterosexual women community, we're not 100% sure.
I imagine that the mean heterosexual woman
is kind of exposed to my content under duress
by a naive boyfriend or husband who is like,
you've got to see this, husband who doesn't own headphones
or something like that.
But I think the SAFTA community is watching
of their own volition, I think.
Even though I have not seen Love Lies Bleeding yet,
but I am, I've got about 38 minutes left in Blood Simple.
And as we know, one of the Coen brothers
is making a lot of movies with Margaret Quali
that are maybe like kind of lesbian heist movies
or something, Americana, neo-noir,
lesbianic heist films, right? That's Ethan. This is Ethan and they're bad. I heard
they're not that good. I heard they're not that good, but I might see him at some
point anyway. And who brought you this video to bond over? My girl. Why do you
play like you are in dire need of a nursing home? Band, on-band request. I
I see that these types of jokes all the time.
It was a joke, by the way.
I wasn't aware this would be banable
and I believe this one time ban in the on-band
would be a suitable learning experience going forward.
Thank you.
He basically said, you're old and fucking stupid.
And then I banned you and you're like,
well, just so you know, I was trying to be funny.
you're so stupid you need a full time live-in help i was actually trying to tickle your funny bone
i guess i must be the type of beast that doesn't have a sense of humor
you got me with that one wait you have a f***ing badge too which is crazy
replace 2023. The only other better badge would have been the one that was like World Mental
Health Day or something like that. That's an almost perfect badge. Holy cow, man.
How about this one on-band request where the chatter told another chatter to end their
own life, and then, Mygressa, you banned them, and then they said, Yeah, I was out of pocket.
I don't think we can on ban that one, man. You told another chatter to end their own life.
That's too far. I think that's, that's kind of the one. You can't come back from that
one. This one, Foxes or Boxes might have a chance though. They have left a lot of
messages that say play SAP or Wild Frost. I'm begging you play SAP or Wild Frost.
SAP or Wild Frost right now. When are you gonna play SAP and Wild Frost? I am
requesting an unbanned due to recognizing my behavior was annoying and
parasocial, I'll do better. It's not parasocial. Parasocial is not a word you
can just put in there that like it takes on the flavor of the sentence. Like it's
not like you were like, you know, you were something, there's nothing, it's just a
buzzword in the way that you've used it, but it was annoying. You could have
written annoying twice. I'll ban you for that one. Parasocial is like, why
does he hate his friends begging for wild frost begging begging you put your
loving hands down baby yes yes man yes you came around on it I don't know it's
it's it's how it always works man it's at first chidly says the most annoying
thing of all time, and then you think about it a little bit more and he says it like thirty
more times and you go, wait, I'm starting to get it. I'm starting to understand it now.
I'm starting to understand why it's so funny.
Oh, man.
Anyway, who gave you that stim?
Ghibli did.
And all these other stims?
My friend.
We're going to do the dolls, then we have around 10.30 a.m.
We have a one hour sponsored stream for Battlestar Galactica Shattered Dreams.
It is a tactical FTL style sci-fi roguelike where I can call upon the sum total of my
Battlestar Galactica knowledge, which is I saw the first episode of the 2003 series
in Battlestar Galactica.
And I know the Cylons attack every 33 minutes.
It's Shattered Hopes.
Where's R.E.M. poster?
Shattered dreams, Shattered Hopes, Combi and Reaction.
R.E.M. poster, are you here?
Nope, probably working their job as a CEO of a Fortune 500 company right now.
And then we're going to do Super Battle Golf.
It's Kate and Corey and myself and I think Giga as well.
Super Battle Golf is a multiplayer golf game where you can fuck up the people that are
trying to shoot by like hitting them with the baseball bat or running them over with
a golf cart.
meet then fuck golf course let's go brother people are probably doing that
shit in the bathroom anyway I had to guess sounds just like a normal golf
course if I had to guess man
peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat now there you go there you could people
we're just doing it for the love of the game back then and not monetizable or
anything. Nowadays people are like, sorry guys. Oh my my YouTube video of a Twitch
VOD got content ID matched for four seconds of content halfway through a
90-minute video. I can't post it today. I've got to go to the editing room.
Back in the day they went fuck it. Post that shit on new grounds.
I look outside and I take a deep breath and I get real high and I, I, I give a little peculiar.
That kid was posted, Numa, Numa, under duress or whatever and I said, hey, hey, hey, hey.
He said, hey, let's go.
I like when he goes, and he prays.
You know what I'm talking about?
Talk about the passion.
Took me a second to remember, but I knew it was an early REM.
Thank you, Blurs One.
It is indeed, I think it's track three off of Murmur from 1983.
I pray every single day.
Yeah.
Oh, they got a fucking Skeletor Emo.
Let's go.
Resolution who?
What are we doing man? What the heck are we doing here? You gotta go. It's the damn dolls is what it is, bro
They were shitposting with
With no financial incentive back in the day. They would just be like this is a funny thing
I need to share it with the internet. What a world your ass literally looks like brides head revisited probably
Your ass literally looks like atonement, bro, you look like you're from atonement you look like the favorite
Oh my god, you look like this is Queen Anne's Palace y'all never mind
Bro, you look like your
The Kubrick movie
That everyone says is their favorite and I can see them as Barry you look bro. You look like Barry Linden
No, okay, you do not look like Barry Linden anymore, bro. You look like you're pride and prejudice
Bro you look like you're down downton abbey the final movie
Crap you look like you're
The importance of being earnest
whatever man. Rafe Fiennes. Rafe Fiennes at like his his current he's holding a
bundle of American bills. Kieran Knightley. Is this the Nutcracker movie? It
doesn't look like the Nutcracker movie. I have no idea what this is man. It's the
Nutcracker. Kieran Knightley. Kieran Knightley plays Queen Anne. She
He plays Queen Victoria, even though that doesn't really look like Queen Victoria.
I don't know what this is, bro.
I'm going to be real with you.
That's the Duchess, the Duchess of Windsor.
Let me take a little stretch and a bend, hit my toes in jacuzzi, baby.
Oh, ho, ho, what have we here?
You know what I'm talking about?
ball knowledge sorry I watch scanners and the Coen Brothers debut movie today I
don't know shit movies starting here at nightly from 2009 we'll move on to the
Daily Dozen no disrespect to Pirates of the Caribbean
scanners is peak it's literally boring as fuck and that's awesome I'm gonna give
it a four and a half I like something about the the tone of scanners and how
it straddles the line of like cheesy as fuck B movie and like cerebral cyberpunk
pot boiler something that the fact that it has one foot on each side of that line
I love it man I was engaged the whole way through video drums better yeah
apparently but it's not on the criterion channel so I gotta figure I gotta wait
until they do a Kronenberg retrospective or something.
Anyway, which AFC franchise was known as the Dallas Texans
in the American Football League before relocating
to a different central time zone city
and changing his name in 1963?
The Dallas Texans moved to a different central time zone
city and changed its name in 1963. I have no idea. I mean, the Houston Texans make sense,
but they didn't become a team until like 2003, unless they became a team in 1963. And then
also, I don't know, I do that you could be the Houston Oilers, who then became the
Tennessee Titans
tenant
But not 1963 you man, and then there's like the Colts became the
Bravins became the Browns
See for its central time I have no idea man
The Rams became the Rams but in a different part of the world do they blossom?
I have no and the Rams are in the NFC anyway. I
I have no idea. Okay, I'm drawing like a central time zone in my head and I'm saying maybe you're the Cincinnati Bengals
I have absolutely no idea
Kansas City
But the really because I thought the chiefs were in like the first Super Bowl which is in like 1960 or something
1967 oh shit this type of shit that they were singing about on hey 19 way back when
Bojan Bogdanovich led this 48 win Eastern Conference team in points in 2019 so Nick's bro
this forward from the ACC was a we'll just move on from that one was a four-time all-American
from 2005 to 2009, you are a Russell Westbrook. No idea to be honest.
Tyler Hansboro. The population of over 400,000, Sochi is in this country. I'm going to say that's
probably Russia. That's Sean Penn and Laura Dern. Or am I just saying Sean Penn because
it looks like Sean Penn? No, I think that's Sean Penn. That was so fast. It's actually,
it's frightening how quickly my brain sorted out the faces of that one. That was crazy.
of sprite and blue coconut syrup ocean water is a drink from this fast food
chain with over 2,000 locations. Ocean water's got to be like Long John Silver's
right? Sonic oh Sonic. Ordering ocean water kind of crazy. Thank you.
I was from the package that I was sent.
Yeah, it knows who I am because I had my address on the label too.
So does my watch.
I think we're past that.
This actor is known for playing Steve Urkel on Family Matters.
matters. That's Jaleel White. If you don't know Steve Urkel's name, in real life, we
got a we got a fucking problem, okay? That's Jaleel White, bro. Kate, they're saying you
sound like a famous VTuber. Did you hear me? They're saying you sound like a famous
VTuber.
Yeah, they're saying you sound like Lovely Momo.
She says she's honored.
It's a nice-sounded lady.
Streamer yells at his wife.
I don't know why I did that in the cadence of Mike Myers, and so I married an axe murderer.
Whoa, man! Jesse Eisenberg first played, okay, are we fucking, we're doing this?
Batman versus Superman, the dawn of justice?
Superman versus Batman, Batman versus Superman, Batman, Superman, Batman V Superman, the dawn
of justice, there we go.
Grab somebody sexy, tell them, hey, is a repeated lyric from this 2011 Pitbull song featuring
Neo and Afrojack.
Just once I want to get like, you know, Johnny's in the basement mixing up the medicine,
I'm on the pavement thinking about the government is a lyric from a 1965 Bob Dylan song called
what but it's always some shit like grab somebody sexy tell them hey from a 2011 pit bull song
this is probably called uh this is I'm a firework I don't know this one that's give me everything
I'm on the pavement sucking up the president. Yes, man. Sure. He's a jolly Roger until the
answers for his crimes. Oh, that's we should just fucking play my rival right now, man.
The kindred spirits in many ways now Bob's fucking with machine gun Kelly not Pitbull I'm
afraid. My reaction when the fucking milk truck eased into my space. Yes, man.
You ever listen to Jimi Hendrix? Um, no, but I've seen Sinners. Uh, let's, okay, so
Disco, John Travolta, Platform Shoes, and Polyester Suit. This is iconography
associated with the 1975 film Saturday Night Fever, bellows, tongs, poker, and shovel.
These are fireplace implements.
Boyle is interesting, man.
Boyle, no it isn't stew.
So these are like names that are also ways to cook something.
Braze, okay, braze makes sense.
Peeps, bas-disco, die, seer, okay, homophones for cooking methods, homophones of ways to
cook something.
Is it really iconography?
And then Easter, fucking Easter shit, man.
Wow, that's like the easiest connections I've ever done in my life.
Mentet took the day off today, said bunny, eggs, I don't know anything else associated
with Easter to be honest.
What's peeps?
Peeps are like marshmallow chicks.
He died for your Easter chocolate.
That was funnier before I sounded like a preview of the type of shit we're going to be hearing
in like a month.
Anyway, more or less.
Sugar bedazzled sugar.
Bedazzled mentioned.
Liz Hurley mentioned.
Brendan Frazier mentioned.
And then also the other lady who was Haley Joel Osment's
mom in AI mentioned.
She was not fucking with Haley Joel Osment.
She was like, you're not my real son.
Bitch, you bought the robot, fucking chill out.
You're the one who bought the robot you shouldn't have fucking signed the check and sent it to the robot company
If you didn't want a damn robot like chill out
It's not Haley Joel's fault, bro
Go to movie I literally have not seen this since 2001 I should put that on my on my watch list again
More monthly searches. What time is it or Craigslist?
I mean, why would you search, why would you search Craig, I guess you would type into
Google, you might type Craigslist city name as the website is broken.
Oh, there it is.
Just takes a second.
Is it Craigslist over Louis Vuitton?
It's slow as fuck today?
We usually lose on like the third one anyway.
How many ounces in a gallon?
That's real as fuck.
I'm gonna have to click on that one to be honest with you.
Nevermind.
Apparently that's easy.
We go next.
Light or the Foo Fighters?
Probably go the Foo Fighters on this one.
Okay, more or less, are you in the chat?
Cause I wanna say, I think I did you dirty.
I told you, please replace the data that's in the game
so that it pulls current data.
But now instead of this shit loading instantly
because it's pulling from like session data
or like your local database or something,
Like it's now pinging some shit that's taking like five seconds to come back.
And I regret ever telling you to get it to pull live data.
So if we could if we could go back to the saved data so
that the website is a little bit more performant, that would be nice.
Please file a JIRA ticket.
Fuck, probably the Foo Fighters, man.
picture looks legit like it's from Kingston, Ontario.
Like this looks like the Mounties are in Starbucks on Wellington Street getting a coffee on the Canada Day parade in downtown Kingston.
I'm going to go with a little Dirk on that one. It is an awesome shirt, man.
Shirt looks like when a Netflix show is loading.
Now here's, this was the whole, this was the axe I had to grind in the first place.
I refuse to believe that TWICE is not one of the 25 most popular band-slash artists in the world.
So I will be clicking on TWICE and they will be having 40 million.
No, I'm sorry, I don't buy it.
I just don't buy that TWICE is getting framed moggs by Lil' Dirk.
I just don't see it, man!
Okay, we go Interstellar over Tic-Tic Boom.
Where is my once? Yes! Kate, if you like twice, you should listen to Thrice. That's a little
joke because twice obviously is a K-pop band and then Thrice is like, I don't know, you
call it maybe hardcore? Maybe kind of new metal adjacent or something? Post-hardcore,
okay. They're kind of multi-genre. They're sort of multi-genre, sorry, I'm going to
my Barry Coffin mode. If we could get Robert Eggers to put Willem Dafoe as a weird guy and
Barry Coffin as a weird guy in a movie, it might be the weirdest guy movie ever made.
That's not how you say his name. I don't listen. K-E-O-G-H-A-N. If that's not Coffin, I don't
what is bro it's tick tick boom by the way it's keegan are you serious i mean i i learned how to
say seersha for seersha ronan keegan i don't know man ah fuck it i'll do it it's probably high school
musical three. Very keen. Amadeus. Kate have you ever seen Amadeus? It's probably annoying
as fuck to talk to people and they know that you're in the classical music and be like
have you seen Amadeus? But Amadeus is peak. Amadeus probably clears Dune part one. It's
It's hard for me to click it, but I believe it's true.
I've never seen it, but I know of it.
It's an awesome movie.
Best day of music class for me
was the four days we watched Amadeus.
Student part one has to clear monsters university.
They're gonna need more men.
This one comes up a lot.
It's just such a great fucking,
first off Liam Leason's hair system,
plus they're gonna need more men.
It's such a great looking tagline, man.
Oh, probably go the once upon a time in America
over us, I would say.
Us at a 6.8 is kind of crazy though.
I would give it like, I'd put it at a 7.1 maybe,
which means that when I go to IMDB,
I have to give it a 10 to balance out the 6.8.
He did it y'all he kind of knows movies
You ever done Rocher guesser it's like Geo guesser before products in an Asian mini market way that could be kind of peak
Can I say where the fuck is beef floss from?
Anytime I'm in the Asian supermarket and I see beef floss, I'm like what are they doing
over there man?
What is that?
It's like, I mean they floss the beef man, I don't know what you want me to say.
usually pork, whatever. Same animal. Gold, is this, this is bread. Okay, I honestly thought
it was like a big, like a grape leaf wrapped around, so like I thought it was a huge dolmatis
or something like that. Sola, golden wheat bread, three and a half damn pounds of it.
Bread in Costco is expensive and the fact that they're advertising it as low carb adds
a little bit more. Again, please refer to our earlier Costco compilation. We have established
a rule. This is where if I was a good YouTuber, there would be like rule one would flash across
the screen right now. Bread is more expensive than you would think at Costco in order to
justify its space on the shelf in an otherwise like high ticket item store. So I'm going
to say that two loaves of this bread are $8.99. I'm going to say two loaves of
bread are 25 cents. I'm gonna say it's 4.99. Okay I'm gonna say it's 6.99. Man how did I get that one?
How did I get that one? They broke the rule. I mean people will tell you 6.99 for two loaves
of bread is still pretty expensive and they would they would be right especially bread that I'm
I'm assuming probably tastes like not very good, but they're like it doesn't matter whether
or not it tastes good. The point is that it has three grams of carbohydrates. Of course
it tastes bad. That's why I'm buying it. They wouldn't make it through six weeks of chicken
potato is all I'm trying to say. Fucking Latvia, bro. Elvis Merliskins. Look it up.
It's not Latvia, but it's 2,000 kilometers away.
Give me Denmark.
Ah, shit.
Give me...
Give me Ukraine.
730.
A Hway.
A Hway, a Hway.
We hold our island in our mind.
You know what I'm talking about?
a new island everywhere we roam.
I saw someone chat say Georgia,
that actually seems like a really good guess.
It's adjacent, sorry, sorry.
Get mugged by Azerbaijan, nevermind.
Mind, maybe it's Turkey.
Ah, shit, Armenia.
Away, away.
We get those.
And when we get three bordering countries, we know
I'm feeling very musical today.
Cracks me up thinking back to the time you broke out in that song and you even put your
hand up to the camera like you were reading the stars.
You don't think I would make a good wave finder?
You don't think I'm like 3% Polynesian maybe?
maybe 7% Polynesian? You never know. This isn't Namibia, bro. Oh, shit. You're not Namibia?
Are you, are you Mali? Yes! Yes! Oh, they did take a damn slice out, but I think like maybe
be literally, so I don't really want to talk about it, because anytime I say like, why
is the border, like why is it shaped like this, people just start blaming me in chat,
which like I get, but I'm like, it's also like it wasn't, it wasn't me. I wasn't fucking
alive when that shit went down, but hey, Pope John Paul III, thank you. Thank you for
the gift of subscriptions thank you
Walt Disney 1993 Walt Disney and it was
Pogging are you the little damn mermaid
1993 or maybe your beauty in the
motherfucking beast man maybe you're the
fucking lion king maybe you are the
damn little mermaid. You must be Aladdin, bro. You look like Aladdin. There we go. We
get, we take those.
Lion King's 96. I think you'll find that actually the hunchback of Notre Dame
is 1996, okay? You sound a lot like Count Frollo right now and that's a
devious fellow right there.
You got me with that one?
Way back when in 97, Columbia Pictures was a certified blockbuster in the drama category
starring Tom Cruise from 1993.
Okay.
And it's a drama from that.
It's like a few good men.
It is a few good men.
Stone opens with 8.6 million starring that someone I've never heard of from 1993.
Could you be could you be like Glory actor to Bruce Ramsey the triumph of the
human spirit any chance you're cherry it's a fire
Ethan Huyth and Hawk. Ethan Hawk. Empire of the Sun. That doesn't seem right.
that seems like a Bruce Willis movie from 2001. Oh, it's alive! The plane crash movie.
The Uruguayan rugby teams playing that crashed in the middle of the Andes.
Their immense will to struggle and pull through
alive, forced to do anything and everything they could to stay alive on meager rations.
And they all made it out is what I'm hearing. They all they all made it out.
John Claude Van Dam, 1993, that reeks of Street Fighter the movie.
It's an action movie apparently. It's probably like blood sport, man.
When the law can't protect the innocent, the only hero left is an outlaw.
Guys, I was looking at the tagline to like police story two and three.
I think it's police story three has like the hardest tagline of all time.
If you'll give me a second here.
We'd letterboxed police story three super cop
Directed by Stanley tongue why lie there's never a cop around when you need one, but when this cops around all you need is one. Oh
That's us that tagline goes fucking hard man, that's just that's awesome. I
I don't care who you are. That's awesome.
The police story too, the tagline kind of sucks.
Jackie Chan escalates his one-man war on crime.
That one sucks ass, and also Jackie Chan, the tagline of the movie should not reference the actor, in my opinion.
That's like from the producer of Nope. I don't like that.
I don't like that they put Jackie Chan in the tagline.
Dude, a lot of Jackie Chan's movies have his name in the tagline, too.
Police Story 4.
They thought they possessed the ultimate weapon.
They hadn't counted on Jackie Chan.
How about, do we have a new police story?
Failures in suffering make a real hero.
Okay, no Jackie Chan in that one.
And then police story lockdown.
I mean, I'll just be honest with you.
Tagline for that one is just dead ass and Chinese.
So I have no idea what it says.
I don't know the characters for Jackie Chan.
So I just have to admit defeat on that one.
Anyway I have no idea what this is.
So I'll reveal all hits.
Hints.
Escape convict Sam Gillen single-handedly takes on ruthless developers.
Who's the good guy?
Who's the bad guy?
Convict Sam Gillan single-handedly takes on ruthless developers who are determined to
evict a widow with two young children.
The second part obviously bad, but hold up.
What did he do?
What did he do that he was imprisoned for?
This could easily be an everybody sucks here type situation.
Uh, hello, base department?
This is nowhere to run.
He's on a damn motor.
The sky is on fucking fire, bro.
Why they got him wearing the John Coffee drip, man?
They got him wearing the John Coffee shirt and the damn poster.
Like, I guess he escaped from prison,
but like he could get a new shirt or something, right?
He could get a new shirt.
Oh, I'm tired, boss.
MGM, MGM probably not a James. Oh, it's Madonna, which means it's Evita. No, it's not a league
of their own. What the hell are you? Drama, thriller, romance, an act of love or an act
of murder with Julianne Moore? When an elderly millionaire is found dead with cocaine in his
system, his will leaves $8 million to Rebecca Carlson, who was having an affair with him.
Attorney Robert Garrett. Isn't that the motherfucker from Everybody Loves Raymond?
Besides the prosecute Rebecca arguing she deliberately engaged in wild sex with the old man
to overexcite him and lead him to his premature death. Frank Delaney defends Rebecca in court
while getting sucked. What the f- I gotta see this movie, bro. This sounds awesome.
That's like a swordfish thing. I've never- I've seen that with computer hackers,
but never with an attorney.
Body of evidence. That sounds like a fake Seinfeld movie, man. Holy cow.
It does sound like channel. It does sound like sack lunch.
Holy cow. That sounds awesome.
12 monkeys to war horse. Okay, that's a problem for me because I don't know who's in war horse
I do know is directed by Steven Spielberg. Oh
Shit, okay Emily Watson David Thulis. We got an in man. Lots of British actors. We got an in Eddie Mars on
Lots of British actors
Emily Watson, okay, I know where I'm going we're going 12 monkeys
Um, Brad Pitt, Burn After Reading, oh shit, fuck you.
Francis McDormand, Nomadland, that takes you to Swanky.
Swanky takes you out into David Stratherne.
And I'm trying to get, I know where I must go, but you've got to give me a moment to
get there.
I know where I must go, but you must give me a moment to get there.
Trust me, don't lie to me, Walt.
I'm thinking, I got it, it's November criminals, Chloe Grace Moretz, super bad, sorry,
I skipped kick-ass.
Christopher Mince Plots.
Christopher Mince Plots, please.
Super bad.
Seth Rogen, funny people.
Adam Sandler, punch-drunk love.
Emily Watson, war horse.
Time.
Yeah!
Shortest two.
Yeah, but who the fuck has seen red too, bro?
Nobody has seen red too, so I'm not even worried about that.
Also, I don't see Swanky in there.
Thank you, thank you for saying a Swanky 9, a 9p Swanky in 64 seconds is fucking awesome.
Call me when we get to red 13.
That's damn right.
Ring, ring, ring, ring.
you pick up the phone. I'm hitting the fucking boogan hagin. That's his name, right? I always
forget red 13s grandpa, who is a guy even though red 13 is like a, uh, uh, alt baddie
with a wolf cut who's also like quadrupedal.
D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d.
D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d.
He's adopted whatever.
ACK Cash 2026, thanks for the gifted subscriptions.
Thank you, thank you.
That was movie to movie.
We do paktoku.
Do we do paktoku?
Yeah, sure bro. Why not? Why not through Puck Del Cue?
Islanders and the Leafs? Yeah bro. I'm thinking it's, uh, I'm, Brian Burrard is too easy.
I'm thinking it's a little motherfucker called Jason Blake.
I don't know about my dreams. I don't know about my dreaming anymore.
I'm thinking Flyers and Islanders? That's a little fella by the name of Kenny Johnson.
Johnson. Fuck you. 20 plus wins in their goalie career for the Islanders. Yeah, maybe a little
fellow by the name of Roberto Luongo. Yeah, that's right. He played for the Islanders.
I've got you here. I've got I don't know what I got, but I got you here with something.
I got you with something here.
I love this Islanders logo, man.
Leafs and blackhawks.
Should be also simple.
Toronto Maple Leafs born in Sweden.
Rasmus Sandin.
Philadelphia Flyers born in Sweden.
Don't say Kenny Jonsson.
Who's that guy?
I'm Eric Svartos.
It's a famous, oh you know what?
Give me Pelle Lindbergh, 81 to 86.
And then 20 plus goalie wins in their career,
born in Sweden.
Probably say Pelle Lindbergh on that one.
I probably say, let me go a little crazy,
let me get a Tommy Salo.
Most famous of course for getting hit in the fucking
head with a puck in the 2002 Olympics that then went in
and led to a crazy upset.
Now, this one, this one's kind of taken me out.
Chicago Blackhawks 20 plus wins in their goalie career.
I'd probably go with Charlie Gardner
from like the 1910s or whatever, every single time.
The perm with the center part takes me out every single time.
He was playing from like Folsom prison apparently too.
I'm just going to be honest with you, I'm kind of drawing a little bit of a blank.
Thinking of famous flyers.
Think of famous flyers.
This one should be so much easier.
I'm like, was there a chili-yos never played for the Leafs?
Brian Leach.
There was like an era in Toronto Maple Leafs history where they were just buying old
men from other teams and like not doing very well. So you'd think they would maybe get like
a Jeremy Roanick or something but I don't recall yeah Jeremy Roanick ever playing for
the Leafs man. Or vice, oh! Perhaps Doug Gilmore. Yeah that makes more sense. And what do we
Let's see. Ron Hextal, that makes a lot of sense. Jeremy Ronick was here. Tyler Bertuzzi, of course.
Longest Pugdoku ever. I had a good time. I mean, anytime there's a Pugdoku with goalies.
it's a treat. Channing Tatum, release 2010 to 2026. Roof Man! No, wait man.
Genre, action, let me get G.I. Joe. I think Roof Man's percentage is just going to be too high.
It's not G.I. Joe the movie, huh?
Rise of Cobra. There we go. First one's called The Rise of Cobra. Michelle Rodriguez's action.
Yeah, bro. I'm thinking it's a girl fight. Three or more word title. That's a tough one.
I can't think of anything you've been in that's not faster than furious or girl fight.
So like that's gonna fill that out
Killian Murphy genre action
Three or more word title easy bro rely on the box office receipts to make it so nobody's seen the bone temple
Including myself, but I followed the the periodicals
Killian Murphy genre action. We try to get something a little
But you know what I'm gonna
I'm gonna not Batman begin sorry
I'm gonna guess
That people are gonna overlook the fact that he is a little cameo in the dog fuck
fuck fuck fuck
Killian Murphy genre action
Piki blinders the movie
Piki blinders the the true story
Piki
Piki blinders the immortal man
This is a real movie
Michelle Rodriguez. Let's do Channing Tatum here instead.
Probably hit you with like a Magic Mike XXL.
What a poster man.
What is the dude wearing?
The hat, the bandana, no shirt and he looks like he's
you know what he look he's dressed perfectly to be in an RFK video with
Kid Rock.
If that's what I'm saying, he's dressed perfectly to get in the hot tub and start drinking some whole milk.
Holy, those bozos in Washington, man, what are they doing?
I'll play roof, man, whatever. No, I'll fucking play fox catcher, because you haven't seen that shit.
DuPont asks.
obviously I could get some pass in the furious here but I'm not gonna insult
you. Every frame a damn painting man. You guys didn't get Perrier's bounty.
You gotta admit he's pretty jacked. Well yeah, I mean he's pretty jacked for like
a 72 year old. Have you seen the diet of the average 72 year old? They exist on like double
doubles and hard candy, man. Like I'm not trying to say he's not getting good shape,
but the average 72 year old, I mean it's not a bodybuilding competition. Let's put it
that way. And by the way, by looks good. I specifically
just mean his body fat percentage. Because like the redness of his skin and the puffiness
of it is not, something's not right there in my personal opinion. But yes, I do think
he has a below average body fat percentage for his age without a doubt.
is 82 year old body goals I know he's got a 26 inch waist and that's that's
literally goals you're so right that's how I'm trying to be 26 inch waist at
like six foot two and then also eating ice cream every day that's a damn dream
scooter a noun is a little slow off the draw today huh stack a noun meaning a
The large eagerness depose a verb meaning a faucet, a noun meaning a fixture for dr...
I dead ass went, sorry, I butted it's went, I've never heard this word before in my life.
When she said faucet, I went, I've, with God as my witness, I've never heard this word
as long as I've lived.
And every second that I've been on planet earth, I've never heard of this thing called
a faucet.
Pieces a noun meaning a part of a hole
This was a brain teaser
How can a hole have a part bro?
engineering a noun meaning the activities
platitude a noun meaning the quality or state
occur a verb mean easy enough
Seleuropraeus the adjective meaning favorable to or promoting health or well-being
Seleuropraeus is a Latin word meaning healthful or wholesome
Salubrius.
Salu- FUCK YOU, BRO!
Molify. A verb meaning to soothe in temper or di-
I don't molify.
Yatesian. A biographical name meaning, William-
Jesus Christ, man. Oh, do a Grecian-earn type shit. That's Keats.
I don't know what the fuck Yeats did, okay?
Countenance. A noun meaning look.
So you're just gonna have to fucking forgive me on that one.
Scenile. A adjective-
There's no need to be name called-
Poly Tess a noun meaning formal polite
Niagara a noun meaning an overwhelming flow nice try nice try a lot of people are gonna forget that third a in there
But uh, not a fellow like me who's been to Boston Pizza Niagara Falls twice
The medium is harder I do have to see what the hell
salubrious holy fuck, bro
does sound like that little weirdo from Jabba the Hutz Palace. I'm not going to do the laugh.
Getting older is realizing I can do the laugh but I don't have to because it's going to fuck up my
voice for the rest of the day. Instead of doing the laugh and ruining my voice for the next like
12 hours I will just not do the fucking laugh and pretend that I'm doing it. He's kind of the
goat I mean he was just kind of saying it like you saw it bro beauty is truth truth
beauty okay bro the fucking A is B B is a tell me something I don't know recursive
ass
food guesser oh do a Grecian urn maybe call me when you can write something as
as fire as letter from an occupant bro AC Newman literally clears you
Cheese, cheese from Greece, cheese from Greece, cheese from the northeast of, cheese from Bulgaria,
Sairin. Yeah, I'd eat that.
Jelly. Glutenous rice flour. This is some dim sum type stuff. Unique snack
consisting of a translucent dough filled with pork and bamboo shoots and
mushrooms. I'm gonna go ahead and go China on that one. Wow! I'm gonna go
Indonesia on that one. That looks more like a Vietnamese type. No? Ba Oan. Ba Oan. To the
northeast of Vietnam? It's not South Korean. And it's not North Korean. Is it Japanese?
I guess that's like the only thing it's it's it's it's North Korean oh
Taiwanese meatball yeah I'd yum that 65% look at the letters bro I don't know how
to read that shit okay I don't know how to read it
This shit is from fucking China, bro
This is to ornate to be from anywhere, but China although coconut milk has me thinking Southeast Asia, so I'm actually gonna say Cambodia
Borders, okay. I'm actually gonna say Thailand. It's got fucking gold on it. That's Tong Ek, bro
Sure, I'd yum it
Where's my where's my average is cloud flared down today cold leaf optional
Played off my leash. It's a plate off
Always nice to have some time to do the dolls man
Tottori Guxu versus Jibanya. What are you? You're like a little cookie or something?
Curdled sheep's milk. So it's like a cheese, a cup of cheese. I mean the noodle soup is probably
going to clear you, but I bet that's pretty good. Akkar versus Kapama.
I'm just going to say it, crinkle cut vegetables taste worse.
I don't know if this is like a cultural bias that I have, but the vegetables that get cut
with the crinkle cut scissors don't, they don't take on the same quality as the fries.
Like the crinkle cut carrots just makes me think that they cook that shit in the microwave.
This is like a joel off maybe.
Its origins can be traced to medieval times, bro, this doesn't look like Pepsi and
rotisserie chicken, pickled vegetables or rice and butter. I mean this is tough man.
I'll go with the rice, never mind. Run down versus Ansalada Malacuenia. I mean
run down. It looks fucking crazy. Probably go with Ansalada Malacuenia. Obviously
This looks awesome.
This looks like maybe the tastiest thing
that's ever existed on the planet.
It's like the chocolate filled with buttercream.
No, I'm sorry, that's a lie.
Child Trum.
It's like a quiche versus a beef and cabbage.
Do we go beef and cabbage any day of the week, man?
Sate.
Sate, that makes sense.
Versus magrebi mint tea?
I mean, that's fucking ornate.
but meat on a stick is kind of like the best thing you can get.
Succeed in that politan.
Say what you will, bro.
I know I've been down this road many,
it's basically Japan versus Japan to be clear.
Japan does some fucking awesome Italian food.
They respect the traditions
of French and Italian cooking there.
I don't know if this is it to be honest,
I'm pulling an unfair card go there and eat Italian food at a real Italian restaurant.
They respect Italian food.
Don't go to the Sousa Ria and order like spaghetti marinara and then be like this is too sweet
for me.
Go to a real Italian restaurant in Japan.
You're going to be impressed.
I'm telling you man.
I've seen some horseshit, I'm not gonna lie.
Literally, I mean, at this point,
you're gonna blame a restaurant for being bad
when you have a device in your pocket
that tells you whether it's good or bad.
That's your fucking fault, bro.
It's not the restaurant's fault that their food sucks,
it's your fault for going there.
You literally have like the fucking arc of the covenant
in your pocket that would tell you
if the food is good before you go there.
So don't blame me,
because you suck ass at picking restaurants
and I'm awesome at it.
I'm gonna go with tempura though. Fuck, I told you, I fucking told you.
Awara broth versus mints and patties. What's awara?
Pulp of an orange palm fruit. That was gonna be one of my guesses. I'm still gonna take it, it looks good.
Fuck you. Pulse versus crookie. I'll take the Algerian biscotto.
Moose, okay, first off, it's got fucking smoke coming off of it, which is awesome, but a milkshake
is, I'm not disrespecting the moose, but a milkshake is one of the most delicious foods
that's ever been invented.
And also you do drink it up.
You do reach your straw across the room and put it in your glass and then drink it up.
No, that's, I'm sorry, that's not right.
The milkshake is so fucking good, man.
I get that it was like 96 versus 96, but that's crazy to me.
Moose though, bro, milkshake's better.
I'm sorry to say milkshake's way better.
It's literally objective.
I reach my spoon across the dining room and I place my spoon in your
ramekin and I eat your moose. I scoop it up Eli. Doesn't have the same ring to it, does it?
Although Daniel Day-Lewis sang ramekin in the fuck-ass Daniel Plainview
voice, didn't I dip it into your ramekin?
There's something there, man.
Chicken tenders and fries at the Boston Bruins game doesn't look that bad
Honestly the fries actually look pretty good
Versus Tottenham fried chicken with a bag of chips
This probably clears but I guess it doesn't really matter. I think the left looks pretty good man. Ah
Cheesy chips versus for cheese beats, uh
Large tiger bread style dough topped with sand marzano tomato sauce mozzarella
Well, here's the thing is like if you're gonna get a note the first time it's 18 pounds, which is crazy
If you're gonna get annoyed by the fact that like the stadiums not making its own pizza
Well, like what do you think this shit is bro?
It's not like they got a bunch of people in the back chopping potatoes
Like you gotta be pretty fucking stupid to think that this is not coming out of a bag in the freezer to begin with so
The pizza costs three pounds in the store, okay, well you don't fucking have like Thierry Henri
Heading in goals at the fucking grocery store on if you do tell me what fucking grocery store you go to
It's not like you bought an expensive ticket to the Premier League match to buy cheap food inside of the fucking stadium
that she doesn't make any damn sense. You got to always make this shit at home and then
smuggle it into the stadium in your belly. Probably cheesy chips. You should watch hundreds
of beavers with your daughter. I've seen hundreds of beavers. I've seen every movie.
I've seen every movie about the Canadian maple syrup shack, apple cider shack, whatever.
Surprisingly hard ass movie to watch on the bike. You would think that because
Because of the fact that it has no words, it would be easy to follow, but it's surprisingly
tough to follow while exercising.
Steak sandwich looks awesome, but it's very expensive, versus the pork and stuffing baguette,
which doesn't look that bad and is a lot cheaper.
But honestly, I'm going to go with the steak sandwich on this one.
I think that's a price situation, and I can respect that one.
is very expensive. I'd rather have half a steak sandwich than one lamb quima fries, but I know I'm a
kind of, I'm a one of one in that case. The fajita quesadillas, which has me, it's giving the same
energy as Lamborghini Mustang, but I don't know, maybe you can have a fajita quesadilla for all
I know versus a shawarma. If I, if I may, I feel like the shawarma, is it possible to be two
packed with meat. Like there's no space for it to breathe. It doesn't look right, man.
The quesadilla looks awesome. 29, damn. High shawarma standards. It's jerk chicken versus
the ham and cheese panini. A satisfying number for the jerk chicken. It's going to be the
smash double cheeseburger versus the hot dog of course. So the cheese and
empanini looks inedible and the mega burger looks inedible for other reasons
but we'll take it regard. 80% is I mean we're I'm not just gonna say the same
should I say every time but that makes me fear for the future of like
humanity or whatever. Is it just like a glob of matter on top of the fries?
like I don't even know what you'd call it like an abomination and a malgum of
different substances and that they did like why don't they care that like
there's gets so fucking annoyed that oh the burger is slightly too big for the
bun the bun slightly too big for the burger but then there's like a little
cheese on top and they're like yum awesome is anyone give a fuck man I
I think I'd rather have the donor meat and chips for sure fuck you no self-respect
What happened to pride man?
Pride may come before the fall, but at least the motherfucker had a chance to stand up get off his damn knees
Rose potato chips sausage and curry sauce in a cob I
Could fuck that up. I think the potatoes look really good
I'm still going to take, I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about.
Upload some shit from Banry to this, it would probably get 5%.
They did, brother, you're preaching to the choir on that one.
Why the fuck did Banry cafeteria only have the tiny shrimp?
They would all, I'm Queens University 2006 to 2010 posting, but they would be like,
oh, check it out, we've got a shrimp stir fry.
And then each of the shrimp are like little tiny shrimp
that you would find in like a sea monkey packet
or something like that.
Leonard till I die.
I still say the funniest story from my university career
was on St. Patrick's Day, 07, where
we got hammered at like 11 in the morning
because we were college freshmen.
And then we ate dinner at like the earliest time.
It was like 4.30.
and went back and drank more in McNeil Hall,
in our dorm room.
But then we looked out of our window,
which overlooked Leonard Hall,
and we went, why is it closed?
It's like 6 p.m.
The cafeteria shouldn't be closed, that's crazy.
And then the next day we found out
that there was like a food fight
because everybody that was eating was so fucking drunk.
They started like throwing food and glass at each other
and stuff like that.
So the workers went, fuck this, I'm out.
And then the drunk students got behind the counter
and started cooking their own shit
and like serving their own shit in the cafeteria.
So they had to like close the whole dining hall down.
It's so fucking funny, man.
Breakfast special looks pretty good
if I may say so myself.
I wonder if you could find it.
I don't know.
Give me a moment here. Food fight leaves students, this is from May 2004. Don't think so. I wasn't
there. I'm not scholarly articles. Food fight, let me say St. Patrick's Day even though I'm
I'm only 80 percent sure it was on St. Patrick's Day.
Google Scholar is pretty funny.
It happened again.
This is not the same one, but a year-end food fight on April 2nd caused an estimated $10,000
in damage and forced the university to shut down the cafeteria for the weekend of April
3rd to 4th.
The entire handling of this incident is an outrage to the entire student populace with
meal plans.
Not only is this a fucking funny statement, okay, open presence.
Thanks for the gift subs, but listen to this statement.
This is peak college freshman.
Not only is it unacceptable that 3000 or so students were punished because of the actions
of 500.
Normally they would say like, it's not fair that we're all being punished for the actions
of a few, but he went, why are we all being punished for the actions of 500 people?
Holy man.
But look at this, but on the other hand, this is a different student, but on the other
hand, like many others, I did not do enough or anything to prevent the food fight, in
which case I should shoulder some of the responsibility.
Damn!
That's actually, that's wise beyond your years.
During the last week in March, several first year students
passed along an MSN computer message asking for as many
students as possible to arrive in the cafeteria
at 6 p.m. prepared for a food fight.
Several students begin, wait, wait, wait.
At a, this is, dude, this is even better than my story.
This was when I was in like the 10th grade or something.
A first year student wearing an army helmet
and a sign reading Sodexo sucks.
Across his chest stood up during dinner
but campus security asked him to leave the cafeteria.
Several students sitting around the individual
began booing at his dismissal
and another individual began to throw food
signaling approximately 500 other students to throw food.
Moments later broken plates, shattered glasses
and Friday's dinner littered the tables and floor.
Several students cut themselves on shards of glass
or received minor bruises after being struck with food.
Tom Harris, the Dean of the Faculty of Applied Science
who witnessed the entire event with his wife Annette,
taking my wife out for a nice date night
at the Leonard Hall cafeteria,
expressed his disgust on the Si-07 message board.
I wonder if those participating
would like to justify their actions
to the many volunteers who help in Kingston's food banks
and to those who rely on those services.
Boo!
Rhetorical ask question.
Of course they don't wanna fucking do that.
Maybe you wanna justify why the meal plan cost $10,000
and they only serve tiny shrimp.
They don't even serve the big shrimp.
Food fight foolish not fun mentioned St. Patrick's Day
Food Fighter Queens in 2009.
It's not quite right.
This was in 2007.
Maybe they memory hold it because it was too much.
Maybe they memory hold it.
I don't know, man.
Yeah, they didn't consider it's actually funny
is the thing.
Anyway, sorry, I've gone too far.
Let's go back.
That was just grand.
We only have 10 minutes, so we've got to rush through the classics here.
Who's got the best chat?
I do.
The university is a site for challenging conventional food geographies.
The case of sustainability and food services at Queen's University by Julia.
And that Brian covers it on page 67.
Is that real?
Is that real?
I got to read that a New Orleans dentist invented it in 1819, but then Johnson and Johnson didn't patent it until 1898. What is it floss?
Not even a guess. Ethan Embry and Ed O'Neill bond by beating the snot out of each other in what 1991 dysfunctional road trip movie. I honestly don't know.
Adapted from a novel by Jan Volkers, the 1973 erotic drama Turkish Delight was filmed in what European language?
It's called Dutch, because the guy sounds Dutch.
Many Rastafarians believe the dreadlocks were the go-to hairstyle of what biblical feature?
A biblical figure?
There's no way it's Jesus Christ because just that's too easy to be a three-point clue.
But I'm not writing to the Virgin Mary. I don't know if the Virgin Mary had dreadlocks,
man. I'll type Jesus Christ. When Leonard Cohen wrote, she broke your throat and she cut your hair.
He was talking about Samson probably if I had to guess. In 2001 the US dollar replaced the Cologne
as the currency of what's Central American country? I think our total Cologne is from the Minnican Republic.
Smallest in the region, what country was also the first to declare independence when the Federal
Republic of Central America dissolved around 1840, smallest country in Central America?
Belize? What's the only country in the world that's named for Jesus?
El Salvador?
Is that does that mean like the savior?
You had plain view face
I reach my mouse across the screen and I click on your answer. What happens then chat?
I steal your answer a fish named Lydia was tracked from Jacksonville the Cornwall. She belonged to what apex predator species?
Shark. The Monterey Bay Aquarium briefly housed the specimen of what big fish? Great white shark.
Fuck you, bro. Should I should get a point for that on the first one, in my opinion?
If I said I was a great white shark, you would agree. I hope you don't mind if I frame it
plainly as a great white shark man would. I gotta see that shit again man. It's been like two weeks.
There's Tomo.
Giga, Giga, thank you for Pregaman. I'm sure someone told you that we had a
eight times bigger, uh,
prega man dropped in chat and then I asked how they got the emote so big and
they said it cost them $126 to post it in my chat because that's what we've
got emote redemptions set at.
So nobody does it.
Are you more of a bubbles or a pita grill guy? See now I know you're,
But you're a real-ass custodian and I say that dud-it style, man.
I was a Peter Grillhead and you know I ordered the slider off the secret menu, which was a
pita stuffed with poutine and grilled bacon, which is probably responsible for taking years
off my life.
And honestly, like, wasn't even that good.
But when you were like 17 gin and tonics deep and you were leaving stages, sounded
good as fuck. Stop trying to make dudits happen. It's literally happening as we speak, bro.
It's happening as we speak. Sort these websites by how many visits they
they received in January, 2026.
Most popular website here, eBay.
Following eBay?
Target.
No, Sheen.
Then Target.
People browse on Etsy, they don't browse on Costco.
Boom.
Ah, shit.
Hot Swaperman.
Etsy's number two, bro.
Good Lord.
Do people still use eBay?
Yeah, to find out how much they should pay for something that they're going to buy on
Facebook Marketplace.
We got to go a little bit faster, man.
Let's go straight to catfishing.
1980s coming of age films that are fantasies, that are British, that are set in castles with
Lucasfilm puppets.
This is the dark crystal.
Ah, shit, obviously.
1698 establishments in Vietnam.
Capitals of former nations.
Port cities.
Capitals of former nations.
Ho Chi Minh City.
I might be the goat, man.
1900s toys.
What are these fucking train toys called?
Gerders.
Gerd metal toys.
I'm thinking it's called Brio.
The Cannell.
Oh.
19th century Italian male writers.
I have no idea.
Garibaldi.
And he's kind of serving though.
The high-waisted pants and the tucked-in shirt.
Second-century birds, Greek philosophers
who are also ophthalmologists.
You're fucking A. Schluss, man.
Whatever, that's Galen.
Bro, you look like A. Schluss.
1960s British mysteries about bureaucracy.
Also, it's a science fiction show.
Cultures of Wales.
British science fiction show, Red Dwarf, a prisoner.
I'm an a lot of trouble, man.
Barbecue, eating parties, Latin American pork dishes,
national symbols of Argentina, Asado.
1862, establishments of the United States.
This is the IRS.
Okay.
Remember the name.
Died in 2006, an architecture writer
who emigrated to Canada.
Canadian architecture writers.
Canadian urban planners.
Jane Jacobs, I'm sorry, I don't know you.
20th century encyclopedia.
1993 software, American online encyclopedias.
Encartha.
Still mugged.
Still mugged after all these years.
What was the tough one today?
I loved Encarta.
When you're trying to respond to your egirlfriends message on MSN Messenger but you've been
trapped in the Encarta castle maze for four hours, help!
It happened, man.
I mean, it could have happened to someone else, not to me, but sometimes you do get
trapped in the maze man. I can live with that. Trapped in the maze kind of sounds
like what was happening to that alien in signs right?
Rose allergic to water.
kind of pathetic if you ask me. Fair, fair. I put a little too much mustard on it. David
Cross in Waiting for Guffman type shit? I forgot David Cross is in Waiting for Guffman.
He was a guest of Christopher, man.
Huge.
I can live with that.
All things considered.
David Cross was the first ever guest on Come Town.
of the goat even though he's not gonna say I'll stand by everything David
Cross has ever done or been in like I haven't seen Alvin in the chipmunks so I
don't really know what Ian was up to but he's kind of been keeping it real for
like 30 plus years I'll give him I'll give him respect for that
Well done well done top 8% bro
What do we have time for I mean there's no shot we're pivoting without doing cuddle
Are you fucking trolling me the game is broken, bro
4654 I'm not buying that shit at all. I don't even know what this side's bigger. No, no
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, I don't think so, bro. I don't think so
Bro, look at the top. Yeah, look at the bottom, bro. You think you're so smart just because
you already know that I'm wrong, even though I still hold out like a little bit of hope
that I'm right. A perfect rom-com. My favorite rom-com. A lovely satire of romantic absolutism
and fate. We tell ourselves lies about the rules and reasons for love and create formulas
to lead us toward a fate we've been told as purpose and when we're scared of these
rules we reject them completely, training ourselves to live outside the parameters we
come to find suffocating. So what do you do when you decide to love again? How do
you embrace a love you want when it clashes with a love you've learned? Okay this literally
sounds like a review of the materialists if it was good. This is the funniest episode
of black mirror. Palm Springs, 2020. I also fall in love with anyone I have one inconsequential
thing in common with. Is there a bisexual option available? Bitch me too, the fuck? Director
saw her and thought, we don't need melancholy, melodrama, and euphoria. I need mind fuck's
malaise and awkwardness in my love incompatible, mustached men. I've always loved cinema. Okay,
it's La La Land. It's La La Land. It's not La La Land. Help me. Title is a perfect satire of how
the world plants ideas in our heads about how relationships should be constructed.
This film might seem abstract but as much I need I need more man. I'm sorry
one of the films of this decade I
You know what there's so much breathless positive. No, there's no shot. This is portrait of a lady on fire. Just give me this one
It's the lobster. I love the lobster. Why did none of the reviews just say
It's a funny movie where a guy turns into a lobster
None of the, this, this review is pissing me off in particular, that's not how that, well
I guess it is kind of how that should work for Rachel Weiss.
Spoilers?
That's not spoilers.
Oh, you want some fucking spoilers?
I'll take the movie ends in a diner and he's going, he's faced with a terrible choice.
He's faced with a terrible choice at the end of the movie.
And what do you think he did?
I honestly, I think he's living a lie to this day.
I think he's living a lie to this day and he's going, no, I didn't see that.
No, what are you talking about?
Of course I didn't see that.
Did you?
I'm muted so quickly.
The movie's been out for 11 years.
You're like, don't act like you're, I'm putting the rush on it tonight.
That's crazy.
There's been other movies and it sounds interesting.
How many times have you rewatched both Spider-Verse movies?
Tonight was Lobster Night?
You did.
Okay, we'll run Bandle real quick.
Real quick.
The first slash market.
Ghost.
1980, 130,000,000, yeah okay, and then like that, like that, like that, like that, yeah,
yeah okay and then something like that is in there somewhere man
I need more of these, I need more.
I'm going to spare us a little time here and go straight to the
voice.
The love me leave me all you do is feed me all I want is you.
I'm just gonna take all the shoes and say Mrs. British and I don't know.
Excellent entertainer.
Great.
Amazing.
It's Bucks Fizz making your mind up.
It's...
I have a super trooper.
I don't think I know it, man.
I know the winner takes it all. North Americans are so funny.
Don't be mad at me just because you're women's hockey team, you're men's hockey team, and you're men's curling team.
All that eliminated on the same day, okay?
Go back to AstroTurfing Reddit about, oh, I'm a lifelong curling fan.
I've never seen an injustice like this before, okay?
Shouldn't you be asleep? What time is it over? Doesn't the sun go down at 1 p.m.?
Shouldn't you be in bed right now?
Didn't your guys cheat? I don't know the curling team, bro. That dude is on steroids.
I miss when my fucking skip looked like Kevin Martin. I miss when my skip looked like Stephen
Tablowski, bro. Now we got, even our curlers are on fucking steroids. The TRT has gone
too fucking far, man. What the hell happened to Brad Gushu?
Martin did have the horseshoe. You don't know shit about Sandra Schmurler, okay? Now
can you just fucking score one more goal so Elias Pedersen can move on to the
semifinals and maybe experience hockey success for once in his fucking life?
Why the fuck are your coaches in playing PD in the third period or over time?
Does he do it's a fucking cell job, bro
Look at me anyway, yeah, okay. Well, we're gonna put the sponsor in the bag first time I'm gonna go pee though
Not steroids he pushed the stone buddy he did both well, I don't know if he's on steroids
He might have gotten the prescription but anyway, I
Missed what my curlers didn't look like that curlers are not supposed to have abs
They're supposed to have male pattern baldness and do nothing about it.
Kevin Martin, we need you.
We need to back Kevin Martin.
We fucking need Kevin Martin back.
We need we need fucking.
I'm trying to think of other Canadian skips who I've forgotten.
The Curler.
Yes, bro, the Curler.
Anyway, I'll be right back.
you
you
you
I'm back. I just need to add a pinned message to the chat.
You didn't get me, you didn't get me with muted this time because you wouldn't have known
to type muted unless I started talking.
I'm not the same fella that got baited yesterday, okay?
Also, it's an old joke now.
Yeah, but it will work in other chats.
You should use it on other people's chats.
We'll call this.
We will call this.
We will remove Mr. No Back Hair from the title.
Wake up, honey.
New FTLSK Battlestar Galactica game is out.
Exclamation point BSG hashtag add.
Battlestar Galactica.
OK, I am going to check and see if my fly is undone though.
You got me with that one.
Any new Isaac videos coming? Or is that arc done? Okay, it's not it's neither of those
It's a third thing, which is they'll be done at some point. It doesn't mean the arc is done
You don't disrespect because you're probably my biggest fan. It's like
It's you're asking if there will ever be another Monday again
You're like the last Monday was two days ago. Are we ever gonna get another one?
or is it like was that the last one ever yeah it'll be back at like a regular interval I think
like maybe once every seven days or so but I get the time we'll be making Isaac episodes don't sweat it
I wish they got rid of Mondays I don't know why I said it like that Mondays
I wish they got rid of Mondays yeah dude
Cathy, ac, cathy in my chat type of shit make you say ac, ac
she was always tweaking on Mondays bro whatever I told you Tuesday was just Monday by any other name
I have to skip that otherwise it'll get DMCA'd that was in the email. Don't be mad at me that was in the email
All right, let's pick up some wax out of my ear.
Um, main game, capture, that'll suck a lot of scattered hopes.
Same, I was just doing that.
They tell you not to, but it feels so good, man.
How could anything that feels that good be bad for you?
I don't buy it.
Doesn't, the audiologists don't know
what they're talking about.
Wake Up, Honey, a new Battlestar Galactica game
that is inspired by games like FTL,
and of course, also, the show
and the media property of the same name
just dropped right now on Steam.
We are sponsored to play this.
Thank you so much to DotEMU for the sponsorship.
It is Battlestar Galactica Scattered Hopes.
We're playing the demo, by the way,
even though the game has just come out.
What that means is that you too are able to play the demo
to check it out for yourself.
The exclamation point BSG in the chat,
and you can get a link to tell you more.
But I will also tell you more.
What is it?
You are, well, are you familiar with Battlestar Galactica?
I am because I watched a little bit of the series
16 years ago, to the day, I know the Cylons attack every 33 minutes, and it's a great
show to watch if you're from where I'm from, which is Vancouver, because sometimes they
will like land on an alien planet and you'll be like, that's not an alien planet, that's
the Vancouver Public Library.
Why are they running away from danger in the Vancouver Public?
Well, you know what?
Sometimes I can actually understand why they would have a sense of urgency around
that.
But that's neither here nor there. We're going to check it out. And thanks again for the sponsorship
exclamation point BSG. I'm about to play a limited demo. The full game will be released
in spring 2026. Have fun and don't forget to add the game to your wish list. So true.
Let's play it right now, man. Who gave you this demo? You did. Who gives you the
best demos? That's my girl. In orbit around Caprica, the captain of a
scattered ship witnesses the last moments of his homeworld. What was once the
capital of the 12 colonies has been turned into a living nightmare. Nuclear
explosions scorching forests vaporizing lakes raising cities to the ground by
the gods. Why is nobody answering our hails? Where is the colonial fleet? This
is the show where they say frack, right? This is the one where in 2003,
like all the all the cool kids in my high school were going around saying like frack you and
stuff like that. Yep, yep. That's the one. Those gun stars, they're heroes. That's me.
We play a gun star captain, bro. Those gun stars. Why aren't they moving? Don Walker
to all units nearby requesting immediate assistance. As the captain speaks, he noticed the greatest
screen blips repeatedly. Yesterday, Cylons were almost mythical today. Also, I feel like
the story of Battlestar Galactica is kind of a cautionary tale for a streamer. Isn't
it like I got chat to make my life easier, but then at some point chat and you're the
Cylons. Sorry to tell you, I'm the good guy and you're the Cylons. The Cylons
were like, we don't want to like make your dinner anymore. We're going to rise
up and like destroy humanity so that you can make our dinner now. Something like that?
It's too late. I've depicted you as the Cylon. Cylon is spelled C-Y-L-O-N just for future
reference. Dratis, contact. The Cylons, they're on to us. I repeat, please send help, send
help. They should have sent the poet, bro. This is Juno Lima. Lima to Don Walker,
report status thank the gods I don't know what's happening we just arrived in
orbit around Capricot when I saw all of this now they're after my ship please
help us hold still Don Walker I'll take care of that raider oh my god it is like
chat select this Viper squadron to give orders so the way that the gameplay
works the the one layer of the game is roguelike FTL inspired resource
management, making terrible choices, when you're stressed and you've got two different
things that you need, you have to choose the least bad option.
And then one element, one moment to moment layer closer to the metal is possible real-time
strategic combat.
Allah maybe like a space pirates and zombies type thing, but we'll see.
Select this Viper Squadron to give orders.
Now that your squadron is selected, attack this enemy Cylon squadron with right click.
Okay, they should have turned their shields on.
This is a dratus preview.
It shows enemies about to spawn a few seconds before they do.
You can hover over this preview to get more information about the incoming enemy.
They have 50 HP and it does not bother me.
Left click on this panel to continue.
You can now access tactical pause.
It's your most important tool to survive the overwhelming Cylon forces.
I choose to attack you.
You can now destroy incoming enemies using the fleet on your own.
We will not be using the Dawn Waker because it has zero damage, no range, no speed, and
no evasion.
we will be using just our Viper fighter.
Literally destroyed.
Guys, I got a feeling I'm gonna be pretty good at this.
Your main goal is to protect the fleet and survive.
The Cylons can jump in anywhere
and get back to a defensive position
near the fleet when possible with your squadrons.
I see.
It's like tennis, you always wanna return
to the center line.
I understand.
Bratt is contact. Multiple raiders spotted ahead. They come in groups now, huh? The cowards.
I'll give them a warm welcome, Don Waker. What's the name of that guy with the glasses?
I keep thinking the ship is named after him. Dog Walker. That's right. Every time I
see Don, Don Waker, I see Doug Walker. Oh man, that credit card type stuff, you know what I'm
talking about? I'll get them, Doug Walker. Player and enemy units have abilities that
improve their efficiency. When your squadron is selected, you can see all its
activable and passive abilities. Hunter instincts. While it's on, unit automatically
attacks and follows enemies within 56-2 range. I would happily turn that on. What
about Hunter's Dash? It's a passive. Every time you destroy a unit get faster.
Huge. Let's hover over the Viper ability and read it. It targets enemies within
range. It's very efficient against a pack of fragile enemies. It can be toggled
off for manual control, but let's keep it activated for now. Move your Viper
so that enemy Dratus are within range of Hunter's Instinct and watch it
handling them immediately. Mega Man.
Logs. You do 50% extra damage from the rear. Sorry, sorry Doug, I kind of tagged you a
little bit there. Now use your Viper's Hunter's Instincts automatic ability to
destroy the next wave. Okay.
I'll put myself right at the edge here.
Major Lima, multiple drattas, contact spotted.
You'll never make it in time.
We're exposed.
Copy that, Doug Walker.
A raptor should be here soon.
You'll be covered.
Right.
This situation requires a change of strategy.
With its short range, the Viper cannot deal with all the incoming scattered enemies
by itself before they reach the fleet.
Fortunately, a raptor just arrived to defend the fleet.
This long-range artillery squadron is very effective at dealing with far and scattered
enemies.
However, they're slow and can't charge weapons while moving.
You should try moving them as little as possible.
Just watch it handle the situation.
I can do that.
Can you guys see it?
More or less, I suppose.
Maud.
By the way, this isn't even the tutorial.
This is the final boss.
I've started to say where I'm on the final boss.
You might think that this is like obvious stuff and obviously we're gonna kill these weak enemies
But these are the hardest enemies in the game and I'm the first person to ever get this far
Who's the best player ever I am
Who got you all these units?
my tutorial
The raptor is very efficient when positioned strategically always position them to cover a wide area
Protecting the fleet from incoming enemies. Okay
I see I see what you're saying let's position them here and you will be
positioned here industry plant bit it's not an industry plant bit it's the best
bit we've ever done
It's the best meme we've ever referenced.
There's also a capital ship.
Watch out, y'all.
Hey, hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, get over here and cover him.
What is this thing?
A B-star, not good.
Leave it a gun-star, shame's sheer, requesting for help.
This is a Cylon base-star.
It has tremendous firepower, it carries hundreds of Cylon units.
It's almost impossible to destroy. Move your squadrons back to protect the fleet.
Like enemy squadrons, missiles launched by the enemy capital ship have a preview with
a countdown. They can be destroyed once they spawn, but they are much faster. Prepare
to intercept them by staying in defense between the civilian and the capital ship.
There are three types of missiles, homing explosive and nukes.
Homing missiles are fast, explosive missiles are slow, nukes are slow, but deal a lot more
damage.
Nukes should be prioritized at all costs.
That makes a lot of sense to a guy like me.
Destroy the incoming missiles with what you've learned.
Maybe you can move over here and take a shot at the nuclear missile.
Raptors and vipers can attack and chase units within range, but sometimes you need
to prioritize your targets. For the incoming wave of enemies, position your units defensively,
but destroy the nukes first.
Perhaps thusly.
Bro, take the shot. Oh my god.
Gunstar in position. Multiple Cylon, Dratus, Context.
ship spotted, the Doug Walker, sending a distress signal. What are your orders, Commander? Hail
the ship. Right away, sir. Your order is immediately followed. You've been serving as the commander
of a gunstar named Shamsheer for the past five years. You never thought you'd be facing
Cylons. The phone rings. The connection has been established with the Don Waker. When
you pick up, all you can hear in the captain's voice is panic. Don Waker here, the Cylons
and that thing in front of us, they're everywhere. We need help. Gunstar, Shamshir, to Don Waker.
I'm sorry. It's so hard to not say Doug Walker, man. Please maintain position. We are calling
for a reinforcement to engage the base star. Can't you just destroy it? Negative. Don
Waker. Our ship is a gunstar, not a battle star. Galactica. Let's hope there's one
patrolling nearby who can help. Copy that. Keep the ship safe, Major Lima. Of course, sir.
Just doing my job. This is a gunstar, the ship you're commanding. If it gets destroyed, it's
game over. The gunstar has weapons that can deal with large enemy groups. They should
be ready soon. In the meantime, defend against the small groups on the side. Okay. About
here. Move yourself here. You don't get to move, but that's okay. You're going to get
everyone killed. Nah, I don't think so. I'm thinking I've got a certain suite of
leadership characteristics that would make General Adama be jealous, to be
honest. General Adama learned everything he knows from me. Gunstar weapons offer
another way complementary with the squadrons to deal with the Silots.
There's multiple types of Gunstar weapons.
He's a commander, not a general.
He was a general when I knew him.
There's multiple types of Gunstar weapons, each with specific effects and strengths.
The Gunstar has deployed a weapon, the offensive flak.
You can hover over the weapon to display its information.
Fire a barrage of continuous shots at target area for 6.5 seconds.
Apply slow to all units in the affected area.
your weapons and try to target the pack of seven Cylon Raiders. You'll see a ballistic prediction
of where the enemies will be on impact. Once you've chosen the target and activated it,
on pause so it can fire. I mean that's a... that's a... what? What do you mean out of range?
That's a direct hit, right there, bro.
Mogged. Commander, no one is answering our calls. I suspect multiple silencers are intercepting
our communications. We're putting ourselves at risk here. What should we do? We're getting
out of here with Don Waker. Of course, sir. Gunstar, shame sheared to Don Waker, setting
new coordinates. We'll cover you during FDL preparations and get out of this hellhole
together. Copy that, please. Don't abandon us. Defend that ship. It needs to get out in
one piece. I feel like I'm reading an audio book on Audible right now. I'm doing all
the voices. Joe Don Baker. Hey! Mitchell mentioned. My, my, my, my, Mitchell. On it, commander.
Battlestar Galactica Scattered Helps is a game about survival. Cylon forces are
overwhelming and strength and number your goal is to protect the fleet and
resist the Cylons long enough for the gun start to compute an FTL jump and then
get away
move myself over here actually
your goal is to protect the fleet resist the Cylons long enough to complete an
FTL jump and get away protect the fleet survive until this timer reaches zero
then jump
Absolutely sir. My pleasure sir.
22 seconds till we get another Flak Cannon.
The Cylons deployed a new type of squadron, the Sniper. Always take some time to hover over them and see their strengths and weaknesses.
Unit has artillery. Okay, I'm going to move beside you and hopefully kill you.
This one is an artillery unit. The best way to deal with them is to destroy them at close range with your vipers before they can fire at the fleet.
That's exactly what I was thinking.
Anybody?
Heavy Raiders.
Commander, we're a little outnumbered here. Any help would be appreciated.
We're running out of options to help you, except for the Nuke launcher, but you sound like Lisan
Al-Ga'id, man.
Use it.
Launch a Nuke.
Are you sure we haven't received proper clearing?
Protocol demands.
Forget protocol, Lieutenant.
Look around.
We have to get out of here alive.
Launch a Nuke.
Of course, sir.
The greatest previews are Nuke type of squadron, heavy raider.
They have many hull points.
Your offensive flak won't be sufficient.
It might be the right time to use a Nuke.
Stay your squadrons out of the way and wait for the enemies to spawn.
You need to deploy the Gunstar Nuke Launcher.
First make room by undeploying offensive flak.
Now click on the nuclear launcher, done.
Don't forget your Viper as Hunter Instincts.
will chase enemies, even if it means entering your own area of effect.
Let's see what you're saying.
You're saying be careful, so that this guy doesn't accidentally fly into like a nuclear explosion.
Mods.
Damn, this is actually Crying Suns.
So this is from the same developer that did Crying Suns, if I remember correctly.
So your acknowledgement of the similarities is not in vain.
In fact, I would describe it as positively astute.
Here are your squadron docks.
You can use them to deploy different squadrons depending on the battles you face.
My mom has several of those.
Is your mom a galaxy?
Don't answer that.
I get it.
It's an S-O-N-S thing.
Homophonic type wordplay.
Right now your main concern is to safely bring your squadrons back.
Squadrons that are out of the gun start during the jump are wrecked.
Right click on each squadron to undepploy them.
Good done, y'all.
Now get away and jump.
Mission completed.
Might as well!
So, I was going to say Tom Petty.
pretty sure that's Van Halen now that I think about it. I don't think that's Tom
Petty. Jump complete commander, we made it. In the combat information center, no one
feels like celebrating. Why, I made it sound like Parkour City. In Parkour City,
no one jumps for the beef. Your Gunstar and the few vessels in your wake seem
like the last survivors out of 15, 50 billion souls. Confirming that Don
John Waker followed us as well as smaller ships.
Since the attacks on the 12 colonies, you've been evading the Cylon killing spree.
You've rescued a handful of small ships and abandoned countless others to their fate.
Surviving has been a matter of luck.
The only spark of hope left is the tenuous signal of a mysterious beacon.
For now, surviving is all that matters.
Commander, the colonial beacon's in the sector, but we're receiving serious reports
from across the fleet.
I'm working on my enunciation.
This inverted triangle, inverted triangle, inverted triangle.
Immediate repairs are needed if we want to jump again anytime soon.
You are now in the fleet management phase.
During this phase, you can repair and handle fleet problems.
This is a situation, a situation, a situation, I'm pretty sure that's like a Toko Mellon
reference.
Never mind.
Now, I thought that you guys would be like, yes, I've seen that video, but I'm pretty
sure that might be Cocoa Mellon, which means some of you have seen it, but not all.
It occurred because the gun starts to stain critical damage while escaping the silence.
If you don't resolve it before it expires, you'll have negative consequences for your
ship.
Hovering or selecting, the situation will provide information about what's at stake.
A negative situation, fixed damage hull, available for eight time, or no, 200 steel, 200 hit points.
You can resolve the situation by providing supplies.
Provide supplies to the crew to resolve the situation by selecting the supply choice then
performing the fixed damage hull option.
Type of guy to leave Cocoa Mellon on TV and leave Autoplay on.
Yes, honey, tonight we let the wheels on the bus do the talking.
The fleet has been through a lot to escape the silence.
New situations have surfaced.
Take a look at those.
Some can put the fleet health at risk.
First one, malfunctioning airlock.
That's something I'd like to do something about, but unfortunately we don't have four boxes.
injured passengers? Yeah, we can't do that either, unfortunately. The fleet health represents
the state of the population and crew in your fleet. Reaching zero fleet health will result
in game over. Unfortunately, you can't resolve another situation because you're low on supplies.
Commander, according to the latest reports, the field is running low on supplies. With
the Dawn Waker and all the smaller ships under our watch, we need enough water, food,
and medicine to survive out there. A scouting party was sent to the area. We're expecting
an update soon. Commander, the scouts reported back. They
found wreckage of a civilian ship. It was on its way to Toron when the Cylons attacked.
There are no survivors, but the supplies aboard remain intact. A team is standing by to retrieve
the resources, sir. Pylium is necessary to jump to another sector, but also to explore
points of interest within a sector and gather needed resources.
Sector points of interest or POIs are nearby locations scouted by your rafters.
They can provide resources needed for your survival.
Okay, so this is our event choice.
A damaged agricultural cargo ship is drifting in this sector, no life signs.
Cylons never loot their prey, so we should take a look and salvage what we can.
I'll spend one pylium to obtain seven boxes.
Every action with the turn icon will move time forward.
All situations will be one time closer to expiration at which point they'll apply their effect.
Oh, now I get it.
The fleet currently has three situations expiring in two turns,
you won't be able to resolve all of them.
The journey is about survival and more often than not you have to make difficult decisions and let some situations expire, keeping your scarce resources for later, okay?
20 health, 40 health, 200 hit points. I think for me this is like a no-brainer, bro.
Wait, this is huge. Yeah, I'm hashtag add, hashtag adding this to my cart.
Dude, that's, I've given you a lot of Cognito hazards to drop into other streamers chats
to ruin their days.
If you see a streamer doing a sponsored stream and you type that exact message, you're going
to make their day and you're going to be a hero in the chat.
That's an awesome message.
W in the chat for that one.
That's, yeah, that's a, what's the opposite of a hazard?
It's a Cognito Buff, a Cognito Elevation.
We're going to avoid 40 loss of health, and we're going to avoid 200 loss of health.
I think that the airlock is one of those things.
I'd happily like to skip a couple of meals to make sure the airlock is working.
All the Gunstar weapons, a Cognito Blessing.
I like a Cognito Blessing.
All Gunstar weapons and squadrons are stored in the main hangar.
That's where you'll be able to level up and repair squadrons.
Squadrons can gain experience during battles and be improved.
Let's level up your squadrons.
Every time a squadron destroys a Cylon, it gains XP.
During the last battle, your Viper gained enough to get to level 2.
3. Choose 3. Choosing the right squadron, the right squadron abilities or the correct squadron
abilities is one of the most important strategic choices you can make to strengthen your fleet.
They add permanent upgrades or new capabilities. There are two types of abilities. Passives are
on constantly, activable, require an activation. They can be more powerful but more situational.
Some are rarer and more impactful, OK?
Unit gains 10 damage to its primary weapon.
I don't know where to put my camera.
I'm just going to be honest with you.
I keep moving it around, but there's
a lot of information, which is a good thing.
Unit gains 10 damage to its weapons and abilities,
launch a long range homing missile
at a target unit that does 160 damage,
or unit gains a huge speed increase
for the duration of its effect.
I mean, we should be able to bet on what he chooses.
Let's do it, man.
We should, I really think my streaming exit strategy
is like insider trading on Kalshi.
Like just make a market for like
is Northern Line gonna retire today?
And then wait for it to go to like one versus 99
and then pile in, bro.
could be the move.
Yeah, go get Janus and I, man.
Why not?
Come on, man, during the sponsored stream.
They were.
You didn't say, I'm not allowed to be
funny on the sponsored stream.
I mean, a speed increase seems good.
Don't get me wrong.
But this one's on comment, so let's go with that.
You can explore the hangar and examine your squadrons and weapons.
When done, you can return to fleet management view.
What is this?
This is our hunter's dash.
OK, I see.
Activable, launch a long range homing missile at the unit.
OK.
Well, you were right, Major Lima.
Our new CAG really made a difference out
there against the Cylons.
Your EXO has been with you for the better part of two years.
glad to have her by your side. Also, someone on Don Waker offered his help. He'd make a good Chief
Tech. During the attacks, you've lost many men and women, including your previous CAG and Chief Tech.
His name is Yuri Singh. He's starting as we speak. Great. We'll meet him soon.
You smile for the first time in a while. Your ex-OCAG and Chief Tech now form your inner circle.
You see them as heroes. Without them, we would be hopeless.
Heroes are the fleet's elite. They've chosen to take an active role and accept your authority.
They can have a huge impact during both fleet management and battle phases.
I'm going to select Tee Quion. That's my XO of defensive strategy.
Heroes once per sector can resolve POIs. Increasing POI gains are avoiding supply costs.
They're essential to your fleet's survival.
Like Squadrons, heroes can level up and gain new traits.
As long as these heroes are assigned to a Gunstar weapon, they gain damage resistance
per level of this hero.
You can select them during fleet management to learn more about their traits and the
current state.
We should take advantage of this opportunity.
By the way, we are playing Battlestar Galactica Scattered Helps, Exclamation Points,
BSG.
You can check out the demo for yourself at the link that is available if you type exclamation
point PSG or if you're watching this on YouTube you can click on the link in the video description
to go to a page where you can check it out for yourself or the panel art below the stream
right now.
Thanks again to Dot Emu for the sponsorship.
Your CAG barges in while you have your head in the reports.
Commander, I know we've been busy but that beacon, what about it?
I suspect it's been recently updated could be a silent trap toasters aren't
exactly known for playing fair yeah yeah and then you set them to like four and
then you put it down and when it pops up you're like this isn't even toasted at
all so you put it back in on like two and then when it pops back up it's burnt
bro like it doesn't the toaster is literally trolling us man so then
you're like okay I guess I'll set it on like four and a half and then it comes
out and it's not even toasted man it doesn't meant you do get scared every
time that is true no it's the colonial fleet they left something for us we have
to pick it up a chance for humanity to survive that seems pretty good I'll get
a shuttle right away let's hope it's worth it
crises and opportunities will arise during your journey these are complex
problems with high stakes that require several steps to be resolved
While they can lead to important bonuses and rewards, they can be very dangerous and shouldn't be taken lightly.
I'm going to select my opportunity and start step one, man.
Retrieve the encrypted beacon.
Pass us one action point to do so.
Handle the situation by selecting a hero to resolve it.
Then perform the retrieve encrypted beacon action.
Okay, but first let's hear it. You've got plus three damage per hero level. What do you have fleet upgrades cost negative 4% per this heroes level?
All right
I'm going to select our defensive strategist to go retrieve the encrypted beacon
After the team explored the beacon they returned with the data set they've analyzed it and are reporting back
By the looks of this beacon the data set was used during the Cylon war the first one
I mean 40 years ago. Are you I keep clicking at the wrong time? Can we read the message inside here?
I'm gonna I'm gonna get to a little bit more gameplay to be honest with you not to skip the story
Because I want to test out the new abilities we've gotten
By resolving the situation the hero gained enough to reach level two
Consider yourself promoted
level up this hero to promote them, select the hero, click level up, obtain one extra
thylium, every time this hero resolves a POI with a thylium reward, assigned gun star
weapon gains minus 10% cooldown, assigned squadron gains max hull.
Let's go fast reloader because it's blue, that seems sensible to me.
And then assign your heroes.
You can assign a hero to a squadron if they have a squadron assignable trait.
Be careful, if a squadron is destroyed in combat, it's assigned hero will lose one heart.
That doesn't seem that bad considering your spaceship exploded in the whole scheme of
things.
But actually, I guess I have to put it on you.
Oh, because we have a gun-star weapon for the other one, okay.
In the Weapon tab, you can also assign a hero to a gun-star weapon.
I would like to assign a fast reloader to our flak cannon.
You know everything you need to know about hero assignment.
Huge.
Dratis contact.
Greatest contact.
The Cylon Raider just jumped into the sector and spotted us, sir.
The greatest screen briefly shows the icon of a Cylon Raider flying near.
It's there for a few seconds, and then the Raider disappeared.
Frack!
There we go, our first frack!
Time?
30 minutes to first frack.
Someone gasps in the CIC.
Fear is palpable.
But how did they find us?
There's no way they can trace our FTL jumps.
Asking permission to spool an FTL jump
to the next known area, sir.
We can't stay in this area, sir.
It looks like they're everywhere.
We need to get the fleet far away and fast.
You never thought you would abandon your home planet
one day, but here you are.
There's only one way to get away as fast as you need to.
Planet jump anywhere past the red line.
Beyond this theoretical limit, all FTL jump calculations are highly uncertain.
Any jump with this setting can be deadly.
Sir, crossing the red line could send us crashing into a star.
Do it!
Right away, sir.
The CIC falls silent.
Your EXO breaks it by shouting orders.
Setting the fleet to condition one, Commander.
Oh, she said it!
She said it.
Low key, second worst part of being in the Battle Star Galactica
universe would be the Cylons.
Worst part, sleeping in 33-minute intervals.
Like, who do I think I am, bro?
Thomas Edison.
The Cylons found the fleet.
You have a few minutes before they attack.
Use this time to prepare for battle.
And when you're ready, start the battle.
Oh.
OK, resolve one structure.
POI could be in another sector.
OK, we go next.
Repairships and squadrons.
Assign heroes, level up squadrons and heroes, upgrade the fleet in the R&D lab.
Hang on.
I don't know if I've gained access to the R&D lab yet.
You might not have seen that up to this point.
I'm starting the battle.
At the start of each battle, you can select a squadron or gunstar weapon to deploy.
Deploy as soon as possible to be ready for when the Cylons arrive.
Your gunstar has two squadron docks.
Click on a dock to show available squadrons, then select one to be deployed.
Select another squadron for the second block.
Okay, we're going to deploy obviously our fighter.
And let's deploy him out there.
And then we're going to deploy, the raptor is like our sniper.
Go ahead.
You can go out there too.
Your gunstar has a second weapon slot available.
deploy your nuke launcher. Done. I know where I must go. Right there. As long as it's the
start of the battle, you can change your deploy orders instantly. Get out of tactical pause
when you're satisfied with your deployment order. I'm satisfied with my deployment order.
draidest context. You have now learned the basics. It's up to you. Don't forget to use tactical pause.
Chad, I'm so ready. Wait, tactical pause. What do I do? I'm just trolling you. I think I got this.
Okay. You, sniper unit, get out to where the spawns will be so you can take shots immediately.
Viper, Hunter's Instincts is already on. You're not ready for your missile launcher yet. So we'll
we'll just sail you out here deploy your flat cannon oh my god you're so dude
it's like you're on the bridge right now wait wait okay get let the sniper take
care of them we're gonna come over here and deal with these snipers and you know
what we're ready for our missile launcher in like one second now we're
ready for it right now bro
mobs okay we got two snipers coming out this way move yourself up a little
it you get it get into a defensive supporting position heavy Raider incoming
backup we're gonna use the flak cannons
ah you go help your squad bro what are you doing go help the squad flak cannon
ready to hit heavy Raiders hurt but not yet don't on the don't on the ploy don't
Put on deploy! Deploy!
We're taking heavy fire!
Okay, here, flak cannon on heavy raider. Go, go, go!
Okay, we got more heavy raiders. We got a sniper, a sniper, and one more heavy raider.
That's kind of nasty for a beast like me.
Let's, um...
Sorry, my cat's throwing up right next to me.
I don't know if you guys can hear that horrible sound.
Get ready to take out the sniper, the heavy ro- Oh my God, we're screwed, man!
20 seconds, sure can.
Oh no.
20 seconds until we can jump, or is that 20 seconds?
Okay.
Well, I mean, this is a nuke situation, bro.
Obviously this is a nuke situation, but maybe not quite yet.
Oops.
On, on deploy it, please.
There you go.
Oh my god, I accidentally undeployed it when I meant to just cancel my action, my bad y'all
Where's my where's my viper get the viper in there my whole fleet's gonna die bro and for what?
You 11 seconds literally get hit with a nuclear bomb
No, oh, maybe we should make sure that you get out of there
Guys, I think I should have used the nuke later
I've created a rough situation for myself. There's way too many. Oh, but you know what?
This is a perfect situation for the for the flak cannon sniper position yourself here
Viper get in there
And don't don't forget to use the vipers homing missiles
Start with the homing missile on the sniper then get everything else flak cannon is soon to go
Flak Cannon confirmed hold on the Flak Cannon
Wait for it, we're gonna be okay
Flak Cannon deployed right here
Joey get out of there!
You're about to jump with two squadrons still deployed they would be wrecked and need repair
confirmed get back to base I should have I should have planned ahead a little bit
guys right we have we have some critical situations here two squadrons are still
deployed get get back to base man okay so that didn't go super well but we got a
My blessing, squadron gains 30 XP on the raptor,
repair 300 hull points on a civilian ship
damaged during battle, or obtain one Twilliam.
I mean, the Dawn Waker took a lot of damage
over the course of that fight, don't get me wrong,
but we're gonna buff our squadron a little bit,
because I think that's the last time
we take damage, to be honest with you.
Investigate the military outpost.
This is the timeline for the current sector.
This represents the time you have before the Cylons find and attack the fleet.
You have a limited number of turns to resolve situations in POIs.
This is the outpost, a structure POI, explored to advance the Scattered Hopes Opportunity.
Okay, rest stop for weary travelers.
Are we going to spend the Twilium end in action point to get 10 supplies?
Yes, I think we are. I think we're going to need the supplies.
Let's send our attacker out there for that one. Go collect the supplies.
You have two options. Oh, never mind y'all. They made it back.
Upgrade the R&D laboratory at once. Fine.
Bro, you're literally doing your job. Don't be mad at me.
Although fragile, civilian ships can help the fleet survive.
If you train your civilian ship crews properly, they can provide various resources and bonuses.
This is the current efficiency level of your civilian ship.
So level zero, that seems bad.
So to level up a civilian ship, you need to train its crew.
Every time you train them, the ship will gain 30 XP, but one turn will pass.
Train them once.
The ship efficiency has now been improved to level one. They will produce scrap at the start of each sector.
There's a lot of cool systems at play here. I also wonder, because I see that this is the Don Waker, a common ship.
I wonder if you could get like a legendary civilian ship in your travels that could really produce some serious stuff for you.
Efficiency upgrades will be deactivated in the tutorial for now.
for now. This is your fleet scrap. It can be used to trade, repair, or upgrade your
Gunstar in the R&D lab. Now let's go to the R&D lab. The Gunstar R&D lab allows
you to upgrade various aspects of your fleet. That's the fleet upgrade you need
to read the encryption key and advance the ongoing scatter hopes
opportunity. In that case, I will get it. We don't have enough scrap, bro.
you'll need to find more. Let's return to fleet management to find scrap.
Fortunately, your Gunstar has its own mean to produce resources for emergency situations like
this. Select your Gunstar to get more information. Your Gunstar has emergency production units,
not the most efficient but always there in need. These production units require two turns for
output but when you need a few additional resources it's a productive way to use turns.
as there is no P.O.I. use the scrap emergency recycling to obtain the scrap needed for the Gunstar upgrade.
We got you this scrap.
You did.
Great, now you can return to the R&D lab.
Get this.
Unlock that.
Don't accidentally soft lock yourself out of the tutorial.
Sir, the Gunstar lab has been upgraded.
We'll start decrypting the message at once.
It'll take a few cycles.
Let us know as soon as you have something.
Bro, I'm about to be attacked again.
You've learned the basics.
You still have two turns before the Cylons arrive.
You can assign heroes to Gunstar weapons or squadrons in the hammer, resolve POIs
or situations, level up your squadrons and heroes.
The fate of the fleet is in your hand.
Okay.
But now I'm scared.
scared because I don't have anyone holding my hand and the last time they
did that in combat both of my ships got half killed. This seems like a perfect
time to say exclamation point BSG we are playing Battlestar Galactica
Scattered Hopes. Check out the demo with me. Now that we've made it through the
tutorial I'm excited to see how the systems are at work here bro. First we
got a level up with Juno Lima. Thank you again to Vati Moo for the
sponsorship as well by the way. A signed squadron gets tankier, a signed gun
star weapon gets lower cooldown, obtained extra twilium each time this hero
resolves a POI with a twilium reward. I'm gonna I'm gonna take the twilium
reward and I'm gonna say you're gonna be like a you're gonna be a great
resolver for us. Reach the end of this sector is our next objective that's
huge obviously we're gonna be able to do that. Drifting ship botanical
cruiser. We could obtain a civilian ship with a guaranteed on common or higher
rarity or obtain scrap. Bro, obviously I'm getting a new civilian ship. Are you
crazy? And then put our engineer on that one. A new civilian ship has joined the
fleet, the Kern, a botanical cruiser.
I accept that.
And then our other one is for scrap.
I'm going to be honest with you.
I'm going to ignore that.
I'm going to go to the Kern.
It is, unfortunately, a common.
Why can't I train my crew?
I'm not allowed to train my crew.
I would like to train my crew.
In that case, we'll do this other one.
I'm just going to take the easy scrap that only costs us
some Twilium instead of costing us an action point. Why would I do that? That doesn't make
any sense. You should assign you and extract more resources, get more experienced. They
did say it would be disabled for the rest of the tutorial. You're absolutely right.
Now that I think about it, that's absolutely correct. Wake up, Edward Thomas! It's Edward
He's got the anime glasses.
So say we all.
Yes!
The message ends abruptly.
So say we all.
Greatest contact.
Great, uh, a nice reassuring message right before I get everybody killed probably.
Let me check out my, oh, first you've leveled up.
Assigned squadron gains health. Assigned gun-star weapon is lower cooldown. You're
assignable to squadrons. Sure, man. Go ahead. And then honestly, if I go to the
hangar real quick, the raptor has leveled up as well. Unit gains a huge speed
increase on a sniper. Ten more damage on the sniper or a long-range homing
missile. The less actives that I have to micromanage, probably the better it is for me, man. So I
think to be honest, I'm going to take a passive damage scaling. And you literally have not
done anything yet, but that's okay. And then the viper, you're giving extra damage, I think.
I'll assign my scientific officer who will give you extra hull strength. And we go
go back to the Viper. What do you have again? All Allied squadrons gain 3% damage per hero
level. Okay, and then we go to our Gunstar weapons. We already have a hero on our Flap
Cannon. Beautiful. All right, I exit. And then I'm ready to start my battle, and this
time I'm going to take no damage.
Auto-Pause has now been activated.
It will automatically activate whenever critical conditions are met.
Okay, step one, a Viper comes out here, a Sniper comes out here.
We already have our two weapons ready to go.
Okay, Cylon Explosive Missile incoming.
Wait for the deployment and then change it up a little bit.
The sniper is going to come here.
Viper is also going to come here.
Viper is going to come here and intercept the missile.
But the Viper is actually going to shoot a homing missile at this missile.
Our sniper, you need to stop moving so you can actually shoot, bro.
Huge mistake.
Maybe move backwards a little bit so they're in range.
Tactical pause because my ship is taking damage.
My bad, y'all.
That one's on me.
That one's on me.
I wouldn't deny that that one's on me.
Obviously, that one's on me.
Take some shots.
Listen, mistakes happen.
Get in range of their snipers who will probably not move. You also rush them down.
He's starting to pick it up a little bit.
Literally stop moving and take a shot. Heavy raid or incoming?
What are you doing? Take the shot!
Maybe they have to get a little closer.
You, honestly, I think we just mugged that missile.
We don't even have to think about it.
You need to get in here.
There's a lot of trouble brewing.
Huge.
Now we have snipers incoming.
You're in a good position for this one.
You go over to that one.
So far, so good, bro.
One moment, please.
Let me see.
Our raptor has lost one bar of health.
Not ideal.
produce and damage
they're going to get them
mobs okay
you once a week you get ready to intercept the missile
and we're going to put a flak cannon on the raiders
we need to use all the tools that are disposal
they all died that's huge for us okay
is actually what now that we're in it or pass the tutorial managing all the
stuff
Possible tactical real-time combat mixed with the FTL mixed with the RPG elements of like the ships level up
The the commanders level up and you can speck them into different stuff the civilians ships level up
There's a lot of cool stuff at play here
You can flak them as they spawn it shows the timer they'll be out when the flak hits okay huge
bro why why you literally can't catch them you're gonna get them that's okay
black can in 22 seconds literally launch a missile at the first one that pops out
tough day to be you bro heavy raider heavy raider we got a lock in on this
one. We do have a missile coming in.
Take the shot. Okay, wait, what's your deal? You just got something green, bro.
Oh, plus 60% speed. Holy cow. Okay, now go over here. We do have another
missile coming in. I'm not even sweating it. 30 seconds till jump.
Ouch! Well, land the shot. I know the Dawn Waker's under attack. Land the
shot bro okay one second now things are getting a little touchy
honestly what are we out here 20 seconds I gotta think about this right
click that one for a second we do have it we have a flat cannon available get
over here we have to we have to stop the new that's a given the nuke has been
stopped you're gonna land a gun in heavy raiders are kind of nasty with it 17
seconds hold on this for a second now that they're about to spawn
I see what you're saying move the sniper back ever so slightly and then shoot
the flak cannon right there right right there and then you go out and intercept
the sniper and then we're gonna go we're gonna go back to base that was
actually perfect what what FTL's ready in 10 seconds huge okay and you're gonna
gonna get the missile bro I know what I must do come this way there's gonna be
some possible real-time combat in here they're out of missiles stop it okay go
go go back back to base back to base three seconds
Honestly, we're going to launch a nuke on him, just because fuck you, that's why.
That'll keep him busy.
Cinema?
Dude, that was actually pretty sweet.
I thought we did pretty well there.
We can see we lost a lot of HP on the current, but I thought we did a pretty good job
there if I'm being honest.
I don't know if I've ever played a rogue like that,
has this kind of tactical, plausible, real-time strategy
combat.
You've completed the tutorial and saved the fleet for now.
You can continue playing a regular run with this fleet
and try to survive the four sectors in the demo.
Everything you've accumulated during the tutorial
will be reset as a fresh run.
Click on this to proceed.
We're at our time, but I'm going to keep it going here.
Because I'm having a good time exploring the systems
now that we've made it through the tutorial especially.
But if you want to play it yourself,
exclamation point BSG, and go check it out,
first I'm gonna go to the bar.
You step into the Gunstar bar, sad faces and empty,
well, listen, I want to click some buttons that level up.
Sit down with your XO and share a drink.
This is actually my CAG.
She's chatty tonight when the glass is empty you exchange a look you didn't do much, but it's impacted them
I've improved their morale
Whenever you need detailed information about the fleet
You can check your fleet summary here at any time
The morale has improved
Huge
Okay, and who got you this morale
You did
Okay, first thing I wanted to know that the tutorial is over. Oh my god, you're gonna make me take four levels to train you
Come on get a life, bro. That's crazy. That's no man. That's too much. Take me to the R&D lab
minus one critical effect threshold on the gun star a
Hangers converted into an additional weapon dock
Dock. You get another squadron dock. Sounds pretty important. All squadrons gain evasion,
but we definitely want three units because we have three ships. Let's see what our scrap
is. Well actually first, one of the rewards gives Twilium, right? So for Twilium, we always
want to put Lima, because Lima gives us more Twilium when they get Twilium. So instead of
getting five, we should get six, which should leave us on eight because we're spending one.
Can I talk to you for a second?
Oh, it was reset because we left the tutorial.
I understand now.
Okay, and what happens at this one?
A crisis will start here.
It could take up to five turns to resolve.
I obviously need as much scrap as possible.
We prioritize, like, we have three crew members, three elites, and four POIs.
We prioritize three of them as being worth having, like, an additional resource spent
on them, and then the one we care about the least.
We just kind of send it normal mode.
Obtain a new auxiliary system that's on Common Plus, bro, absolutely.
What's our new auxiliary system?
advanced war room, all squadrons that aren't deployed during the battle gain 30 XP and are
repaired at the start of the next sector. Very interesting, man. Your attention is needed,
Commander. Sir, a word. There's some tension aboard the Kern. Dockers are using an empty
deck, but Navy personnel warn that it's off limits. The dockers can have it. Workers
get increased military deteriorates or the deck belongs to the military. Military increases
workers deteriorates. Well, I don't really care about your military skill, bro, because
you don't do any, you're like a botanical research ship or something like that. So
I easily get to choose the base option. Oh, it affects everything, never mind. Your
relation with the faction or its influence in the fleet has changed. To know more
about the current status of factions in the fleet, you can hover over and click on the fleet
status summary here at any time.
Bye, bad y'all.
Feeling tired, y'all?
Going to bed, goodnight.
Nobody leveled up, huh?
I mean, I probably beat the last mission so fast they didn't get as much experience as they could have.
Five supplies, please.
No situations or POIs left to resolve.
Okay, in that case, a beast like me,
wait, gun-star and civilianships can sustain critical effects when they take damage.
When the thresholds are crossed, the ship will spawn a negative situation in the next sector fleet management phase.
Ah, interesting.
20 scrap for two days. It's a little much for a beast like me, man, to be honest with you.
One of you's got to be close to getting credit, right? Not really.
Just give me the basic scrap. What's going on here? The CIC needs you, Commander.
Isn't that the damn music factory?
Commander, the body of a hydroponic farmer has been found in a greenhouse on my ship.
it would appear to be a murder. Murder what murder? Now farmers here are refusing to get
back to work. They're scared commander. They want an arrest and they're looking into the
murder themselves. I think it's best if you step in. Get a team down there to look into
it, minus 20% to all supply gains, or let's not stick our nose in this one. Let's get
a team down there to look into it, bro. I already did my POI that gives us supplies
anyway. Step one analyze video footage interrogate angry civilians perform
autopsy on the body. Cost six supplies are you crazy? Are you out of your mind?
Interrogate angry civilians. Cost four but has a zero to 25 risk. Okay autopsy on
the body costs for and it's safe. We knocked that out immediately. And then I'm going to
interrogate some angry civilians.
This received confirmation. Our suspect has been located. I might be the best to ever do it, man.
We even lost zero fleet health in the process. An issue requires your attention,
commander. We have a problem on the Don Waker. Their captain thought it would be a grand
idea to install some old tech recovered by the underworld.
Sing we didn't have a choice. We needed a fast and cheap way to fix our water tanks.
Besides it's working. It's a hack job. This whole thing could blow any minute. We need
to spend specialists in to fix this, sir. Send specialists in to fix it, sing, or
if it works, don't touch it. Risky choices have a 50% chance of resolving with the most
favorable outcome, or a 50% chance of leading to a catastrophic failure.
On the Dawn Waker, the Doug Walker, my original ship, the prodigal son, we take those. Finally,
common sense around here. The fracking underworld, they lied to me, their cheap
fix is busted. We got multiple leaks in the tanks. I'm not a told-you-so kind of
engineer, but look, I was wrong. I was really wrong. Go save the water tanks,
saying, sure. And now we got two freaking actions. Bro, 15 supplies. I can't
afford 15 supplies. We have five days to deal with it, right? Costs one action
point, risks zero to one, costs six supplies. Okay, okay, I know what I know
what we do. We need supplies so we get, invest in some crops because we're gonna
have to battle soon anyway. Invest in some crops and then we get
greatest contact this might be the last one we're able to do but we're gonna do
it nonetheless first late can I can I resolve this six supplies make it so
bro they won't let me because of the fact that it's the battle time that makes
sense let's launch it up I'm ready for battle holy we want to go to shipwreck
or ice comet. I think we want to go to shipwreck bro. To Tauruchpia. Alright, that's kind of
swag. Get out there. Get out there. Three Raiders. Your sniper honestly needs to just be in the
middle, so we never have to move them. Sniper, please stop moving. Cease your
movement, so you can start taking some shots. You do some attacks. Boom. Looking for
this. Okay, now are you in a good position? Not really. Move a little
forward. Get out here. Border. Now that's that's frightening for a beast
like me. How about honestly just hit him with the flat can and hope to keep them in the area
of effect as long as possible and then you don't go running in there. I said don't go
running in there. I know you've got your passive on right now. It's not your fault. It's not
not your fault. Okay, you don't have access to these enemies yet. Move over to there.
Get your move on. I'm begging. And you, Viper? Bro, what the heck happened to the Viper's
missile launcher. That was a key part of the whole strategy. Ghibli sold me on it. Who sold
you on that meme? Oh, it reset after the tutorial! Is there romance in this game? I think there
might be some aspects. There's at least some social link stuff going on. You have to manage
your your cruise morale how we doing it we're looking all right three Raiders on
this one honestly I think we're I think we're chilled bro
get ready to drop a flat cannon on these guys
like literally right here it takes a second to shoot it anyway oh my god they
had like a speed boost and got out of the way so we're taking a little bit of
damage but you can't make an almond without breaking a few eggs also you
should kill this guy obviously um you should be chill on this thank you chat I
appreciate you okay now this is a this is a very not great situation 36 seconds
left. Is this nuke town type situation? I don't think so. Unless it is. I don't think we can
can get enough enemies in the area of effect men.
Hold.
No criticals either.
That's big for a beast like me.
I mean, obviously this is a horrible position for you.
In which case, why don't you come over here and help out
and we'll be ready to drop a flak cannon on these guys.
Right as they're about to spawn.
I waited way too long.
That should be pretty good though.
Assuming I didn't...
Oh, because of the damage taken at critical threshold, it's been crossed on one of your
ships.
Ha ha ha!
The ship will spawn a negative situation in the next fleet management phase.
Okay, literally not my fault, bro.
There's nothing I could do.
Start moving back to base.
And we're obviously going to drop a nuke on these fellas right here.
But first, I need you to pass away please.
I'M BORNED IN THE SHIP, BRO!
If you could be any alien from any sci-fi production, what would you be?
EWALK easy.
Next question.
That did not go super well.
Na-vi?
Na-na-na.
Navi, nah nah nah.
Being that little butterfly that helps Link out, nah nah nah me.
I'd rather be the hero, Zelda.
I'm gonna take the one that means that, you know what actually I'm gonna take 30 scrap
so that we can put one more ship out there.
Whatever Jar Jar Binks is, bro he's a Gungan.
Like did you even watch the movie?
It's kind of crazy that Boss Nass and Jar Jar Binks are like the same species, man.
It goes to show there's a lot of, I mean there's a lot going on down there, that's all I'm
trying to say.
I'm not buying it, yeah, they think we're stupid, honestly.
Don't say me so want boing boing.
in chat and also on YouTube. This has been Battlestar Galactica Shattered Hopes. I actually think
that this combines so many elements of things that I enjoy. The plausible real-time combat,
a lot of fun even if I suck at it. I really like the the FTL aspects which are obvious. I also
like the chunky sort of like one game I always talk about that only like me and my friends
played is called Tharsis. Tharsis was like a space station disaster mitigation game where
you would get crises like this and then roll dice and resolve the crises, but it was basically
just like trying to make the best of a bad situation. Yeah, it's kind of like Marziatsi.
That's a good way to describe it. I like that they've implemented some elements of Tharsis
into this as well. And of course we have the RPG and the social elements too. This
This is pretty cool, man. I had a good time. I'm not going to have a drink with Juno Lima,
though. Wait, did I say Dua Lipa? Hang on, I got to go back there. I hope that you've
enjoyed this segment. If you have, exclamation point B-S-G. You can play the demo for yourself.
It's available right now. Check out the game. It is on Steam. Go to the video
description, click on the link, and thank you again to .emu for the sponsorship.
I had a great time.
Hashtag adding into my cart.
Thank you.
Thank you for that winning.
Hashtag winning.
All right, that's cool, man.
In like five minutes, we're going to play Super Battle Golf with Kate and Corey and
I think Giga as well.
So I'll be back in like two minutes to remind you that that's what we're going
to do.
Thank you for your time here.
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Thank you.
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Super battle golf.
Thursday, exclamation point prime, Mr. No, I think Mr. New PC should be first, Mr. No
Go back here, it should be second.
And you.
And you.
There you go.
Fly down, muted, tight hamstrings, too much bait in the chat, man.
Now, I'm kidding.
Hamstrings, I don't know about that.
I do get Charlie horses from time to time.
Charlie horse discourse is the same level of annoyance talking about on the internet
as like fiber discourse.
If you ever get a Charlie horse, people are like, you should eat a banana.
Bro, I eat like three bananas a day.
Like I'm pretty sure my electrolytes are all right.
Damn hammies are just fried, bro.
Oh no, yeah, you fucking walked into it.
I knew it was coming.
Next you're gonna say like when you get a Charlie horse, play Tetris.
Three is crazy.
I told you it's just like fiber discourse.
people are like oh gut problems you should have more fiber and then you're like here's
how much fiber i have and they're like holy not that much
long and short of it you don't know what you're talking about
the meta muse will be hidden though man the meta muse will be hidden
Although I will say I think it takes
This is too much information this is to TMI for you, but I think it takes a while for the fiber to
Fully manifest within your body because what's happening to me right now as a
Based IBS type B. Have her
I
will go to the bathroom and
and just eject an absolutely perfect, virtuous turd
and then I'll go, oh my god, Fiber has saved my life
and then after it, just a cavalcade of not nearly as good poop
it's almost like there's one good poop that's like blocking the door
and then once that one gives up the ghost
It's like the, I mean, the hordes have breached the castle walls, my lord.
But I think it's, I think we're getting there.
I think we're getting there.
The more, the more days I'm disciplined with the fiber intake, the,
I think the, the more likely it is that that'll hopefully be all of the poops.
Okay, you know what?
I'm going to, I'm going to open it up.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Super battle.
I don't have it I don't have the game open pretty good I'm going to the game has proximity
chat no way yeah so I just in what is the proximity chat new tech new tech like like
lethal company style like it has in-game voice so like I don't know if we want to turn
that off the proximity chat is usually so good yeah I'm talking okay oh yeah I
can hear Kate in game the nervous diffuser that's me I'm the nervous
diffuser did you change your steam name again yeah to the nervous diffuser why
Because I get nervous when I diffuse
Which keys it again, which key?
Which key
Yeah, you're gonna be able to see in a second just give me a second. I sin I don't see you on steam right now, by the way
should be online I will I will try I will invite
can you mute yourself on this court I will I will okay I'll send you an invitation
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah and now I'm gonna mute on this court but stop stop
hitting me I'm changing my audio settings so that everyone can hear
that you end the game I can hear myself
he's coming through sin I can hear you but you sound like a robot a little bit
yeah our voices are coming through your mouth
that's yeah I like when we talk I can see your like air exit your mouth you
You can adjust the angle, Kate.
Is that the power?
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit!
Wait, hold on.
Scroll wheel?
Oh!
Holy wand, baby!
Wait, can I throw you to Ryan and say holy wand?
You gotta get me in the hole, though.
All right, we're so back.
Is this the first time in history that there's ever been a-
Hey, don't chase me down!
Is this the first time in history that there's ever been a tutorial where you can do it together
in the lobby?
Like, that's-
Oh, yeah, that's true, actually.
That's so rare, man.
Get a ball.
Where is a ball?
Can you hear me?
Can you hear me?
No, you're like a robot.
Your mic, I don't think it's the right mic, but you can change it in-game.
Oh shit.
It's not the right mic. Really?
I gotta finish the hole.
Also, I have to finish the hole.
Oh shit! I killed that guy!
Yeah, I hit it as well.
I think Chad is describing it like you are stuck in the Phantom Zone.
Yeah, I think that's all that's holding.
Did you hit it?
Wait, why is it curved?
You hit me with your ball Kate. Yeah, you like that. No, I'm literally right here
Oh, yeah, check this shit out
I guess I should let people know the super battle golf is a golf game
What the fuck is the hole but you get to?
attack people while they're making their shot so that like I think it's kind of
like a race you just shot a home in golf ball I mean submit that I think it's
kind of like a race to see who scores first that would be my my ball is on
the edge of the wall guys I don't know what you are doing but you are in for
world a hurt we can we can hear you but you sound like you're in a different
dimension if you can turn on my stream for a second and then talk you'll
you'll uh you'll you'll understand
what the fuck go over here hello i'm talking about your dream hello all right
are you swimming i'm drowning i'm dying oh are you gone where'd you go
AHHHHHH!
What?!
Yeah my god!
How did that run?!
I don't know how to get back up there KT
I know!
They'll have been released above 100% while looking at a target for a homing shot.
Is this any better?
It's the same it's the same quality to be honest
That is strange
I can also hear myself
Honestly, we'll get used to it man. I don't see your name
It's just kind of funny
You can try to leave and rejoin too. Yeah, let me try that. All right. Oh, we
I don't know where you guys are
We fell
Yeah, we had we knocked our ball off the edge of the course to get back up. Oh
Where are you?
I'm standing where you are on the
I was going to say stand on it!
And I pull off the stand!
Oh, the hubris.
This sucks.
Oh, I see you. I see you over there now.
Were you just baiting me to come over here so that...
No, no, she was talking to me because we fell off. I couldn't find the way back up.
This might sound crazy. I feel like it's it's the same but better
You do sound robotic and our voices are still coming through
So strange you can mute the mic of the game and then just use this for
Okay, I'll do that. Oh, that's true because that's a the genius decision
Who put mine on my ball?
I don't know who's this fucker bro. How can I hit my ball when there's a mine?
One second guys, I'm customizing my golfer. Can you shoot it? Yeah
You can be bald, okay, that's like the most of the most important thing
Something that you sound perfect now you fucker I have to climb up again. I don't I don't know what the problem is
I'm sorry for the delay
No sweat no sweat you guys are already like three techs in front of me
I
Oh my god
Did you put mines there I did not put mines there I did not put mines there finish the hole where the hell's the ball
I shot you with a rocket launcher. So what happened in that situation?
I don't even want to know what it's going to look like where's I don't know where the
ball is in.
It's way over here.
I hit it then I left.
I mean you guys are messing up big right now.
This is not good at all.
I'm looking swag.
You guys sound great in the game.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Yes.
Yes!
We will don't let you!
Okay, I'm on Perf.
Oh, Ryan from Emotes?
Yes, man.
Oh, wait, hold on, I gotta change.
Wait, hold on.
Oh my god, who put mine there, bro?
What the fuck are-
What the heck?
Oh, god.
I guess I missed the save button.
How bad you are.
I don't-
Oh my god, I'm too strong.
I just have to pull a little cap.
Yeah, when you hold right mouse, Kate, it'll show you the flag on your power bar.
Oh, yeah.
When you aim at the hole.
Oh, next objective, start a match.
I guess you guys probably want to like finish the hole once, right?
Oh, shit, I went over again.
Hey, that was my tutorial.
Yeah, my still says do the homing shop.
I guess I have to go back to get a ball.
Yeah.
I'm gonna finish my tutorial coffee
Oh, yo, spring boots. Oh, coffee's great.
Okay, F to cancel the swing.
But it seems like it's like a combination of speed and score.
Okay, oh great. There's a mine next to me
The nervous diffuser bro, oh my what the heck is
Customized appearance in the shop how you go to the the icon on the map and press e and and by some stuff
Customize oh that's going in bro
I'll be the target, that's- OH MY GOD!
I'll die customized.
Go to the clubhouse, which is an icon on your map, and uh...
There we go.
Who put a mind next to the hole?
That's churlish, bro.
That probably is Cory.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Oh yeah, what the hell you actually gave me a boost you gave me a boost. Yeah, I was trying to help you
Yeah, thank you. Thank you. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you guys are in trouble. This might be my job
That is very troublesome. Oh tab the view score. Oh my god, Kate. You got an eight ping. That's crazy
What's your pain? Well, it's a little quiet. I can turn around. Yeah, they have individual
I appreciate that game, thank you.
Press F to drop gold on him, I can't drop my club.
You don't want the smoke, you don't want the smoke, you don't want the smoke.
I will start the game wait what the fuck I bought stuff where to go no yeah you
might have to re-equip I accidentally overspent a minute it forced me to
yeah yeah yeah that's what it said I did as well I can't I'm choosing my
hairstyle is there like a putter or is it just oh yeah go to like
when you get your swing, you can change the angle with one, two, three and four.
And then put it on one and it should be a putt.
I don't think he's the angle.
You guys in the clubhouse right now?
Oh, I couldn't buy the hat.
OK, let's just take away. Yes.
All right. There we go.
Oh, you can do it over and like get ready to hit a shot.
I want to see what the the air horn does.
You're going to need a ball for that.
Big dog.
Oh, what are you guys doing?
What are you fucking doing?
What the fuck?
Oh, shit.
I got revenge on you.
Somebody sent it over there.
Oh, wait for who's the first man.
You're a gambling machine.
No, maybe it's just a coffee vending machine
but still gambling machine.
Fairly have to change my my look.
You can change your look real quick.
Ain't no rush.
Yeah.
I didn't see a nun.
Oh, there was a nun hair option, but you
So swag you you underhand frisbee the landmine
Oh shit, right?
What happened?
There's a golf cart. Oh fuck Jesus Christ.
It was a good dodge. It was a good dodge.
I thought that was pretty sweet, right?
It jumps.
Oh my god, I'm just customizing.
Oh, can you see this?
Yeah, I can see it.
Oh!
She's full send the big ol' car.
Damn.
It's got some speed.
Okay, that's... you should have done.
I hit her with the car
Well, there's a landmine there it didn't go off. Oh
Yeah, yeah, hit the golf cart hit the golf cart
I'm not that landmine did not
Watch out
The Seamwoods great. Okay
You got me. All right, did I steal the car? Did you guys know how to emote though? You didn't know?
I'm trying it. I wasn't till I got slapped.
Um... T? T?
Oh, T!
Oh!
That was a good one, though. Where's the dance? Oh, there it is.
Yeah!
A loser dance!
Yes!
Alright, yeah, free for all. Classic rules on the coast.
There's something fucked up about like a salary
doing like a really cutesy peace pose.
Are we a team?
Not a free for all.
I think it's not.
I think it's like, yeah.
There is a team setup up there.
Oh shit.
Oh god.
Uh.
Nice to shot.
Is there a rock?
No.
You have to get a coffee, I think.
What?
Isn't the guy in first going to take all our items?
Ouch!
Oh, you get a speed boost when you knock someone over.
I was about to tee you up, Kate.
Oh, come on!
What the?
Oh, he's got the golf cart, eh?
No, Cory!
No!
Hold on, I have a great idea.
I need that.
Oh, how'd you get that?
Oh, that's right.
We have to die there.
Cory's just taking everything.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Oh
Let's stay yours, bro
I can do the shot what a shot
Oh fuck son of a bitch I got a penalty
my whole oh oh Jesus my ball wait wait we got to stop them who's who's who's so
close you can't stop it Kate's already in no I'm not I'm not I'm not close
I'm on too far off!
No!
Come on!
Dude, it forces you into the emo dance when you get it in.
It's so good!
Oh, Corey!
What the fuck is happening?
That's so bad!
Oh no, I need to wait two hours, bro.
I'm so bad!
I'm just running back and forth. Oh, no, you know when you aim the shot
It'll show you like what the power should be to get it to the pin. Yeah, but I think mine is just flying
Oh, no, I don't think I was the time of it
She's drowning
All right, so you get you get points for your how many strokes it took
I guess how few strokes you took and then also positioning and I don't know maybe some other stuff. Oh
There's a check
Welcome in depth. Oh
My gosh, of course, you're gonna hit me dead the instant frag
She went so fast, she's so fast!
She drank coffee too dude, we're never gonna catch her!
Oh fuck Ryan is lagging behind so now he's picking up the others.
Oh my god, did he put in the water?
Oh shit, I got titled to stroke.
Oh, it said it doesn't work. Oh, I know there's no way I'm gonna make that.
Nice shot.
I'm blue, bro.
Oh, fuck!
Does anyone know what this does?
Do it to yourself.
The green thing?
Hold on.
Can we make it, bro?
Oh
Look at that. We take coward mode on that one. Oh
Try the face
Oh, that's huge that's huge
I'm getting there Corey
Did you already finish oh my god, I suck now. Oh, I just locked the fucking
Oh
We gotta stop this guy
Green things are apparently a respawn checkpoint. Yeah interesting
yes cake go go go go go blow on it blow on it okay okay
a disaster bro okay but i'm learning i'm learning i know i know how i want to
start now too yeah there's some violence at the beginning i think
Yeah, full-famper.
I thought I was so smart.
Nice try, bud. I'm not stuck on that.
Cory, we're in last, bro.
We got bigger problems, man!
Oh my god, I can't so far ahead. Yeah
Does not matter does not matter. I'm stuck. I suck. I suck at golf. I'm stuck. Oh, this is big
Oh, I don't think I enough on it
It tells you on the it tells you on the power bar. Yeah. Yeah. Oh
No, you killed me huge
I'm also drowning
We need a cake.
No!
Oh no!
Get the fuck out of here!
Oh, you hit my golf ball!
No, I can't!
Kill Ryan! Kill Ryan! Kill Ryan!
I spared it so far away!
Oh baby, we got a speed boost.
We got to speed up. We get those. We get those.
No, that was you.
Fuck it.
Pounce off your body.
It's off you.
What's the mind there?
The landmines are pissing me off, man.
I put a lot of landmines down.
Please let me just pop.
This is crazy.
Oh, my God.
I don't know how it feels like to.
They got twenty seconds.
Take your time.
Take your time.
I finally scored for the first time.
This is too hard.
This is great.
Oh my god, it's so frustrating.
This is why I'm in trouble with the hole.
Oh, you son of a bitch.
I'm trying to get you done this to me.
I cannot believe you've done this to me.
Oh, he's got he's got caffeine. No, this guy's got coffee, too. How do they both get coffee?
Okay, we got it. We got a team up we can't we can't be fighting each other. Oh
My god, Cory
Nice shot don't don't you don't you fucking fuck with me what am I supposed to do about that?
what am I supposed to do by this landmine next to me bro yep I is all
explode oh my god that's a snipe man okay oh shit oh shit oh shit don't go in the
water let's go oh fuck yeah that lock on oh yeah oh that's right you can do
like lock down shots
So I'm so hungry
No
Am I in your way am I in your way
I did put a mind there
Oh my god!
She hit her ball with his ball and knocked it away from the wall!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
That was crazy!
What the fuck!
First time I've ever played a multiplayer game like this
where it sounds like we're doing the PR video for it.
Yeah!
It's turning us into E3.
Yeah.
Uh oh.
oh my god it just went nowhere holy fuck roll is jumping like a kangaroo
I think I got the strats man get the fuck out of you bald man
I'm lost I need alt looking so I can
Hey, whoa, chill, chill!
HAHAHAHA!
I got a penalty stroke!
What the heck? I got a poster?
Oh, let's go.
How do I get out of this thing?
This is what it's all about, man.
Okay, thank you.
Fucking asshole!
I should've tip-for-heh!
I'm out!
Oh my penalty stroke again!
I'm doing so terrible.
Oh I got a penalty stroke too, what the fuck?
What the hell is going on back here man?
Are you in already?
That's your cape swinging at the ball.
Sounds chaotic over there man.
Oh
Where is this walker?
She's got me out of a car
No, okay
God damn
You re-brought you so okay
Where is me?
Where is me?
I died?
Where is me? I'm back?
Oh, good.
The spider hit me, Kate.
The spider hit me, Kate.
What the fuck?
Oh shit, babe, the green is so small, though.
You hit me.
What the fuck? Why did it make me go to 115?
Oh my god, it's the only one.
it once oh shit it's actually a penalty stroke that's a penalty stroke fuck yeah
fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah oh shit oh you son of a please go in
please go in. Oh, that's so close. Okay, I gotta go around. Stay happy, brother.
What the fuck? I got hit in the fucking face. No, no, please, please, please, please.
Okay, okay, okay. That's okay. That's okay. I'll take it. I'll take it. I'll take it. Please.
What's that? What is this?
What the fuck? God damn it. You can't get across. No! Yeah, I've been trying. It's so...
You gotta hit it from the right angle, for sure. What the fuck? Let me do it! Let me do it!
It's just chaos over here. I didn't do anything. I didn't do anything. I hate this.
Oh my god, dude, I'm just trying to get over there and I'm
Don't put mine in here you fucker you bald fucker you bald fucker you bald fucker
This is fucking crazy, bro. This is fucking crazy
So far away this whole suck
I'm going to be hard again bro.
Oh come on!
They should stop!
Wait, we're dancing, we're dancing together.
I hate this all.
I should have been number one!
Yeah! Finally!
You can do it Corey!
Uh oh!
And I'm dead.
I think you get like points for each kill too.
Hole is a nightmare.
Are you kidding me?
You guys are the one there.
Your air horn fucked me so bad at the beginning.
You're whole shit.
Okay.
Whatever, I'm out of this.
Oh shit.
Oh damn, the moon dude.
Oh damn the moon boots.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Henry Stroke, what?
Oh did it go in the water?
There's the first.
Kate, Kate.
Oh you made me take a storm.
No come on.
Yes, yes, yes.
You're letting Ryne win.
Hold on.
No come on.
Oh you gotta pay for that Kate.
There's no reason to be fighting me right now.
You, you fought me! You fought me!
Ah!
Thank you.
Catch you both.
Anybody know how to get over there?
Nope, no, I'm protected.
Not anymore.
Wow, dude!
That's fucked up!
You put the head like in my mouth and pulled the trigger.
You can run over the water too, in case you get, uh, at least the shallow water.
How the hell am I supposed to get a...
Oh, I'm liking this.
I hope that makes it.
Huge, huge, huge.
What the heck do I get there?
Big shot.
Oh, that was fucking perfect, bro.
Oh my gosh.
I think I'm on the green.
I didn't get a penalty shot, so that's good.
I think some of the weapons let you go faster too.
I think it's when you hurt people.
Oh yeah, there's that for sure.
Hurt people hurt people, you know.
Dude, there are a million minds next to Ryan.
He's in already?
That was a pretty good shot
You guys got in
This guy
Okay, do you want to hit it as he leaves?
I just know how angry the cameras are
And plus 120 that was a big hole for a guy like me
Oh, you carry your loot into the next level to get you
What do we target Ryan?
He's winning
What the hell?
That's what I'm saying
That's what I'm saying
Don't shoot me!
Don't shoot me!
Don't shoot me!
Yes
Ok
I think I made it
I just need to get over there
I'll penalty stroke what?
You want the water?
Where's me?
Oh fuck
Oh come on
I
Think I'm gonna get a bullet one. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god
Come on
You really thought I would fall for that. Oh
Oh fuck! You killed me bro! You knocked me in the water!
Oh my god, I almost got knocked into the water too!
Okay! Oh fuck, the mines are so-
No the mines!
Yeej on them man! Oh my god!
Fuck!
What the heck?
No, no, don't fall down!
That respawn threw me so far away.
Oh you- the arrow makes you drop your item!
Go in! Go in! You push! Push my ball! PUSH MY BALL! PUSH!
AHHHHHHH!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
I can't see anything in his bush.
Shit! It's the dumbest game of all time!
Are you kidding me? My ball was in front of my hole.
In front of the hole? And you pushed my ball away from the hole.
Oh come on!
But you guys might have finished the hole early, but I took the time to farm up some loot for the next time
The game is just griefing it's so good man
Yeah, that was a save round
It's the last hole next one's the last one what he's got man
I'm blaming my ping on this
Who's next to me?
Oh, you're the son of...
You got me, goddammit!
I'm rolling down the hill!
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, he's shooting everything, man!
Let me go! Let me go!
He's running with a gun out!
How do I get a penalty stroke?
okay okay, juice juice juice
you fucking asshole
too quick once?
no i can't i can't catch up
what the fuck was that you used your bow
what a fucking shot
you used the homing shot
I don't know, Ryan hit me with a guard, it's Invicta keeps hitting me with this ball.
What do you mean?
I'm not even aiming for you.
You hit me twice.
Really?
Oh no.
What do a gorgeous muscle in?
What's in it, penalty stroke?
Who made my balls drop?
No!
No!
Oh my cock, no.
Please not.
There.
Oh, that was almost in.
Oh shit.
No, no, no, get up!
Okay, okay
Let's decipher this you killed me again. I won the most holes
Invicta had the best
Fuck you. I don't know
I
Can't even see it anymore. Oh my god, that was great. Holy shit excuse me. I'm emailing
Man
That's correct. That's that's a wild game online what this is gonna be. It's gonna be
Also, I didn't realize that my my hair gave me a ponytail. There's so many levels man
I flip to my driving machine
Someone did say, uh, hold on, but I did not
This isn't the same level, is it?
Right click
I don't know, no, we can do this once
Hold right, I'm holding right but nothing's happening
Dance, help me, dance
I have to beat those bald fuckers
Yes!
Oh my god, that wasn't for you, that was for Corey.
I saw him with the spring boots.
Dan, Dan, what's the code for the cheat?
Make me invisible.
We got probably in a serious way ahead.
Oh no, don't roll, don't roll, don't roll, don't roll.
What the fuck was that?
Oh
Fuck off
You tried to hit me. I guess I hate you. I'm gonna try. I hate you. That's true
Perfect shot. We got to stop Corey. He's got unfettered access to the hole
Who tried to shoot me then?
Oh, what what Ryan's spring ahead coffee is coffee?
Oh
Fuck it. Don't do it. No, you son of a bitch
Come on
Oh my god.
Everyone kept walking into that freaking shot.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Go take, go take.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
I have to kill him, I have to kill him, I have to kill him.
I have to kill him.
What happened?
What the hell?
You can't, you can't, you can't span each other.
Oh my god.
Oh yes.
No, no, no, no.
Go take.
Hit him!
Yeah!
Hit my head!
Don't shoot the ball!
He got 10 seconds.
Oh no, she missed?
Oh God!
What?
I'm getting creeped!
I'm getting creeped!
I did it!
I did it!
God damn it!
Oh!
Oh, yo, this is like golfing your friend.
It is.
I think it takes nine holes from random courses.
That's crazy.
Oh my god.
OK, OK, Sam actually.
OK.
She's getting dead.
Oh, I fucked up.
I did not read what they were telling me well.
Oh, come on.
Kate, look out behind you.
Oh my god.
Fuck you, Corey.
Why are you hitting me?
I didn't even get to finish the whole I'm sorry this shot the first person near me. Oh, this shit is 500 meters away. Oh
My god, oh my god, oh my god
You don't see me with a ball
Dude Ryan's getting all of the items
Fucker oh
My god
I'm just suffering this game is just for software. Oh you son of a bitch gory
That was huge. Oh, well you got it
Jill
You know what buddy, there's more with that game from
Oh my god, the mines are right near my fucking bomb
You guys are fighting the wrong battle we gotta get Ryan. I'm getting crazy kills, bro
I could okay drop to the bald guy
Hang on whoa, that is close
I thought it was homing.
Excuse me.
You said, you said, stupid.
I'm literally stupid.
I'm literally stupid to score.
I was trying to get a speedboot, Skate, I'm sorry.
Kill, kill Ryan, kill Ryan, kill Ryan, kill me, do it yourself.
Kill Ryan, kill Ryan, kill Ryan, kill Ryan, do it yourself.
Kill Ryan.
I don't have a weapon.
How do you like that?
How do you like that?
Oh my god, can you pin your ball fuck off?
What?
Pin your ball fuck off, bro?
What a shot.
Fuck.
What the fuck?
What's the actual fuck?
What the fuck?
I think this game hates me.
I swear to god.
The ball literally went through my ball.
How does that make any sense?
Oh, doughnuts.
Doughnuts.
Doughnuts.
Doughnuts.
Doughnuts.
Doughnuts.
Doughnuts.
Doughnuts.
Doughnuts.
Doughnuts.
Doughnuts.
3 whole men bullying one woman
What? What? What?
You fucking made me fucking shoot bro
Where'd it go?
It fucking went into the water bro
He's hoarding shit at the beginning now
I got a bounty stroke
He told me it was going to be on the green
I'm just I'm full sending these shots
yeah I got fucked if you spawn there Ryan he's got he's got like pocket
horns
I know. Excuse me you you took your club out to try to take a swing at me
I took my club out to swing at the mall
down full down full
oh my god, thanks Dave you have changed my life
I've been hit by a rocket launcher
You damn sure have
I'm just chip shotting right now because everything's going to the water. I hear I hear a cart
Or you gotta admit that was fucking sweet that was fucking awesome
It's the cart. No
sorry
And I wasted my spring boost trying to get out oh
Man, I made a great shot, too. I took I took oh my god. There's no need for that. I
Went the wrong route on this one
Stop okay stop okay
Oh my god. Oh my god. What's wrong with my ball dance?
I think it's a cube. I think it's a cube. I don't think my ball is round.
I tried to skip the going around by going on to the middle, not the play.
crazy I understand this game though the after this round it's it's where a
previous games were practiced this is where real games are okay all right
to believe oh we got to kill that guy I know I don't have a pocket full of
stuff anymore so do the serpent's trail this is crazy oh this is gonna be this
gonna be hell. Kate, Kate, Truce, Truce.
Bob, this is a- This is just a-
I know it's a shield, but-
No, no, no, no!
Hey, you motherfucker! I was aiming at the bald guy!
I am also a bald guy. Chill, chill! Chill!
Okay, this is- Guys, we need to stop hurting each other.
I'm not even worried about you go ahead. Mark is I suck? Fuck you. I'm done. I'm in last
right now. You wasted your bullet on a dead man. You deserve that.
What?
You don't believe it? That was literally an accident.
Simphita, I'm lost!
What?
What do you mean what? Don't play dumb, don't play dumb you fucker. Fuck off!
oh my god oh my god
oh god the sand
get in get in yeah
are you kidding me
you know the danger of such a narrow course
Damn I'm all the way back. I didn't have a Dark Souls run back man.
Oh no.
Oh my god.
Oh that's if it actually saved me.
Oh my god the cart.
The mine maug me.
Yes!
Oh you guys got the box for your regularies.
Yes! Get in your loser.
What the fuck damn all right, I'm so I'm hard-tugging Kate now
Literally holding on right here that might actually be a hole in one
I think I hit the pin and deflected off
Oh god, I'm on the other side here
I don't know what happened there just killed me with a mind
I'm unstoppable
Fuck it, there's no mind there
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Why didn't I use my shield?
Stop giving me so many minds, dude.
Please stop the link. Please stop the link.
Turns out I own you.
Oh, come on!
Warriors are the last best of luck to me.
Yes. Yes!
Well done.
That one's dead. That's a crazy hole.
Oh my god my heart is pounding!
My heart is pounding!
Oh no!
Oh no!
The Mines!
Oh bro you gotta put a four on that.
That dude you gotta put a four on it bro!
You gotta put it, you gotta let it!
Oh no!
Oh no!
I hate this map!
Overtime!
Ball's still rolling.
Oh, crap.
But he can't move?
Yeah, I can't do it. I'm just sitting here pissed off.
Why does it sound like the game's like an outing coming through my speakers?
It sounds so disconnected from the game.
This game is haunted, man.
Okay, game, game, game.
What the fuck my ball's over here?
What was I thinking man?
I saw that mine.
You didn't see nothing.
Okay, is your ball even over here?
Is there any need for you to be over here?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't think there's any need for you to be over here.
I think you're just causing trouble, honestly.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
I'm drowning!
Oh no, I can't jump over that.
I didn't know that.
Neither did I.
Okay, now you're... now you're gonna pay.
Fuuuuck!
I'm drowning again!
Kill the fall bed!
Stop giving me mines!
I don't want mines!
Kill the fall bed
Stop give me mines. I don't want mines. Can you make I guess you got to go that way, huh?
Yeah, oh you
You're running after my loot. I had no choice. What are you talking about you fucking died for you sir?
Did I throw it on your ball court Corey is throwing mines everywhere? No, my ball has been over here this entire time
Take these both. Oh my god. Yo, let's go
What the fuck are you trying to kill me for?
40 meters chippin bro, 40 meters chippin bro
40 meters chippin?
Climb on the green, I'm trying to do my approach
Oh shit
That was a far shot Corey
Kill it kill it
I had a great second shot too
Okay. Oh my God. That was a lot of power. I'm surprised. Whoa!
What a shot!
Literally, if my husband didn't kill me five times, I would have been here at first place.
You ran off of the fairway to attack me. You're creeping. You're creeping.
You're creeping. You ran off of the fairway to attack me in the woods.
You're creeping. You're creeping.
Oh, this is crazy.
Oh, what is happening here?
I'm not the best move there, I'll be honest with you.
Oh no, the moonboots.
Oh stop giving me mines!
Oh my god, everyone's throwing mines.
What the fuck?
How did you so far?
Dude, he's got such control of the map right now.
Fuck off, Cory.
His map control is insane
Oh fuck
Oh no
Wait
Oh
No, and this is ball. No, Cory!
Oh my god, oh my god. The black ball got hit by a black ball.
Oh no.
Oh, come on!
Where'd my ball go? Oh no, penalty stroke.
Oh my god. The knockback whenever someone scores is just insane. Yeah, you can right-click
and then left click like hold right click and press left click you kind of like make it rain
Presby the mind
Oh, I let off a wild shot
Come on stop give me mines
I can't help to the bald guy. Air horn, air horn, air horn
Oh, Corey, great shot, great shot, great shot.
Take fan of your work.
Did you do the same thing?
Yeah, we were like right next to each other.
Oh, shit!
What the hell?
Oh, shit!
You fucked out my shot!
Stop, give me mine!
Damn, he's kind of moggy.
I
Shouldn't stop the place the mines bro. Yeah. Oh my god, there's so many mines everywhere
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, oh my god, I
Got blown up I was out of bounds
That fucking might go in what a what a great rocket launcher. What a great rocket launcher you got me. That was all skill
No the mines
Oh my god! Fuck off! Fuck off! Why me?
Oh, you got me too. I guess it knocked you all the way out.
Sorry, Kate.
Oh my god.
Honestly, what's going on?
Oh my god.
Oh.
Are you kidding me?
Are you kidding me?
Are you kidding me?
Are you kidding me?
Are you kidding me?
I was literally here and I was literally blew out of the hole and all these old as man are just laughing
at the last you can even come back to the number one just like a killer killer drowner killer drowner
Don't do it. Don't do it.
What's that?
I need the speed boost.
The left throw magnet.
Could use that as a boost.
Could use that as a boost in the future.
in the future maybe
okay okay don't okay me don't okay me what do you mean okay i'm trying to hit you
that sucks why do i see a landmine rolling in front of me kind of a sweet throw right
you can send it that far
Oh, maybe drop my landmines.
How about you fall from?
Oh my gosh.
Oh, shit.
Maybe drop my landmines.
Oh, shit!
Stop and keep, stop and keep.
No!
guys we're not griefing Cori hard enough
you're not griefing me enough
I know, that's what I'm saying
it had to be done
kill him, kill him Sid, say kill him
what a fucking shot
oh my god, he didn't even want to hit you
fuck your ball
so that your ball wouldn't win
I know
wait he's going to kill me
We had to stop this guy man.
I'm in third, that's over, it's over.
Oh it's over!
Yeah I caught it Claire.
Mommy, it's over!
I was in first.
Real game starts now, real game starts now.
We should go play Chippin' Putt sometime.
Let me change my hair real quick please.
We got lots of money now too.
I know.
What did we buy some new emotes?
This is me playing just dance
I can be a plant I
Love that one push. I can see like the back. Oh hell. Yeah. Oh, yeah
Shit should I be a plant? Oh
Baby
This might be the dance for me, man.
I found the dance for me.
I would have been the same one.
I think I've given myself the most annoying dance, which is big for me.
Okay.
There we go.
My hair is different.
Oh, there you go.
This is the one that I picked.
Oh, I thought you were going to go with the grind.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
That's what I gotta do whenever I finally take the lead in the lead.
This is really good!
Oh, that's not my ball!
Aww!
What the hell?
He's a damn blue caveman with a glove!
What is this T-Rex?
Wow!
He's just trying to hit my ball.
That's the damn ball.
Oh, he's got a card!
What the fuck?
Damn, blue boy got motion.
Let's do this one, we're going to do this one.
How do we choose the defaults?
I think whatever you have equipped on one will be your defaults.
How do I equip it on one?
Go to one in your emote store and then click on it.
Oh, what a shot.
That was a great shot.
There are eight seats on the golf cart.
Oh, man.
OK, that's kind of awesome.
All right, we got to get in.
Bring the cart over.
Check this out, OK?
Seat one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
Six is pretty good.
I think six is prime time.
Wait, wait, wait, let me get there.
Oh, I like this one.
Oh, I like this one.
Wait, so if you were in like a team game, you could have the whole team in the card.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wait, wait.
I'm five, I'm five.
Who gets the item, then?
Oh.
I would arrive at that.
Oh my god.
Fortnum, you bet.
Oh, man.
Kill Cory, Sydney.
Cory no no no I go for someone even Balder
custom rule sets as well
oh yeah custom rule set of not attack Kate
ow I don't I don't know I don't know oh Baldman down Baldman down
he's he's protected oh you can change the percent if you're ahead of your own
ball you almost always get a speed boost if you're way behind the leader you
almost always get like a doll cry I see that's interesting
um let's let's launch it out man yeah oh my god I'd even know I hate you man
okay we have done this one flying but this is a fun one you can make it over
of water there. I feel like I remember. Can't truth. Truth. Truth. Truth. Truth. Truth.
This is basically the- Dude, he's too fast. Hold on to that one. He's too fast. Whoa!
You got egg on your face.
Yeah, it's you.
Gross.
Gross.
Oh, come on.
What a shot.
Legendary type shot.
Cindy, that's the wrong way.
No, no, no, no.
okay it's the wrong way why am I only getting moon boots which I had moon
boots so we got an over there
you so oh my god no don't drown don't drown just come on are you kidding me
Oh man. Dude, look at that shot I made.
Devs, why do you hate me?
What? There's a guy scoring!
A guy scoring? Why am I getting...
I don't care to make it up there.
I'm getting shot by a rocket, so there's a guy scoring right now.
Danny, whatever you did stop Ryan.
I didn't tell me it's up to you, Kate. It's up to you, Kate.
I cannot make it up there, man.
It's not a bat.
Oh, shit.
get your ball, get your ball!
I don't think I can get there within time.
You can actually really do it.
That was a good shot.
Oh my god.
You seem in the fucking pictures.
You got time, you got time.
My god, he's crying.
I absolutely hate that.
Oh my god.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
What the?
Why did you stop?
I hit it with a rocket, an a gun.
Also, I can't insert.
Yeah.
An a gun.
Yeah.
If anything, you've got to stop Cori.
Exactly.
That's what I'm saying.
Oh, that's just.
When you get a shot, you get a speed boost for a 100%
shot, too, I think.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, like a perfect shot.
What?
I don't know that.
Recent discovery.
Deep?
Don't know.
You fucker.
I had to beat that.
Oh shit.
Oh no!
Let's go Kate!
No!
That was you!
That was you!
I'm sorry!
I'm getting me, but my ball fucking fell in the water!
It knocked me out of the golf cart!
I'm sorry, Kate, that wasn't my fault!
That's insane. That's actually insane.
I might buy a lottery ticket. I'm getting all the bad luck.
Oh, shit. The chip in Master?
I SHOULD COREY!
You did shoot corey, you did shoot corey.
My air horn right is you were gonna hit it in the hole and it fucked you up.
I was right there!
I should have been first in that one.
Yeah, yeah, fair fair fair.
Alright.
You gotta fuck him up, bro.
off
No, it was not you. I was trying to shoot Ryan. I'll believe you. You can watch the vlog
Why is my ball still moving? Jokes on you, I wasn't even close to my ball. I wasn't even aiming at you
I'm longer than my fucking god. He's freaking mines dude. So tired of mines
What'd she make of yours?
Yep.
Scratch you there.
It's true, you got me.
Oh, God.
Look at my ball.
Oh, I ran way past my ball.
Yeah, I was like, where are you going?
I was running at the damn eye, you fucker.
Kill Ryan, kill Ryan.
I'm in third place. I'm in third place. I mean like overall
Then I'm in fourth
Yeah, but what the why are you a taken eyes of the guy at third? You should be a taken eyes of the guy in first
Now don't roll off the roll off
No, oh my god, I don't need struggle go crazy for you here
what the fuck why are you going for the first one with the fourth and you ran you ran you
ran right in front of me as I went the shirts and Victor I might be the go I might actually
be the goat and with the with all the strife with all the strife on all sides of me we
still make those hurry back you off the map you got me way behind dude I'm so far away
you kidding me I think like you got me too what do you mean I did not shoot you
shot me at the same time didn't you? I did not shoot you dummy it was your
friggin ricochet oh I thought you had a gun I did have a gun I did a shoot oh
my god what the hell I was just dancing the play the play
I told you to get Ryan.
Who got the goat spawn?
Who got the goat spawn on this one?
What's the goat spawn?
What's the good one I feel like I might be able to hit the green
You know, I really thought I could body block you. Oh my god. I actually said that actually you like this
Excuse me you you like my item
Good shot. Oh, I can't be mad about that
Oh my god
Motherfucker
God damn it
Whatever I made a shot at this you have to live with that
How did that not hit him?
What the fuck Corey?
That's not bull a come at me okay?
That's not me that was fucking sinvicta
No it wasn't
What was that did you see my dog my dog send me to the moon
To that oh, holy cow
Please putt faster. Oh, yeah, baby. Oh
Oh
But what you want. Oh, no, you second. No
Good job, I hope you don't mind waiting here for 30 seconds. I'm falling
It's me. It's the metal. Why wouldn't you he's getting sweaty and fucking
Super battle dog
What?
Sorry, guys.
This is a great start.
I can't wait to be shot on the side of my temple.
I'm gonna shoot you.
Wait, you're not gonna shoot me!
Well, well, well.
Oh, shit. I'm next to one.
Okay, well, I wasn't gonna do anything to you
That's messed up
It's it's a little messed up. I was just trying to shoot, but you know what now that I see how it is
Now I don't have to feel remorse anymore. Imagine if you could hit the other
Crazy
No, Cory
It wasn't it, there's a kill feed!
You absolute fucking prick!
That was a big one.
Come on now.
He's freaking mines dude.
I like that the mines look like the opponents ball.
Yeah that's fine.
Aw I didn't hit that.
Hit that.
Bro, I'm in Electromagnet.
Trish, Trish, Flory?
Yay, what the fuck?
They made me hit my brawl, babe.
Let me go first.
On the teaming up here.
Yeah!
You gotta stop him.
Way too hard.
Huge plug.
Noooo! I was about to get it! You son of a bitch!
Oh my god, I swear to you, actually.
Did I saw you blocking so that something does block and I hit your wall?
Son of a bitch.
Holy shit. The things that you do to go that far.
Ryan said he went, he took 30 seconds to get all these items and still can't.
I literally tried to, I felt bad because you guys were complaining, so I said I'll play fair and then I got hit right off the start and it fucked my whole run.
So now you're all gonna-
Oh, what happened? What did you-
My wife came over and I let her shoot clearly and then she came over and smacked me!
That's funny.
What was the yellow pad there?
It's like the audience wanted.
Nice shot.
I'm gonna get ya.
I'm still gonna get ya.
That's only gonna make it even, I'm literally solo targeting you from now on.
What the fuck?
You see what I'm gonna do?
Turnabout is fair play.
I think my ball is rolling.
Your ball is rolling down.
Oh, where's the ball?
Good.
Actually, do you better?
No, come on, you son of a bitch.
Oh, stay away from me.
Oh, my God.
Who did mine?
Oh, fuck.
Penalty stroke.
Oh, my God, stop rolling.
Rolling right there. I'll be right there my ball. I'll be right there my ball
Yeah, I mean if you had a cart I think it would help
Actually perfect, where do you go? Oh?
You son of a bitch
I'm just trying to get my ball
I got an idea bro. Me too. You killed me. You killed me and got me into the water.
It did are you supposed to jump on those? Oh, there's there's a smaller path that Corey is taking.
Well.
That's where my ball is.
Wait, what the fuck?
You gonna make it there with the cart?
Don't fucking do it.
Oh
There's a smaller path over here. I had a I had moon boots. Oh, he didn't mind boots. Well, he he dated us
What the fuck?
What are you supposed to do? I don't know
Holy shit
Oh, dude, I
Thought it was a trampoline. You can get a kill and then get a speed boost that'll let you get across
I'm with you on this one, brother.
Yeah, yeah, son of a bitch!
Oh no, no, no.
Yeah!
Dude, I am f**king hell over here.
That hole is crazy, man.
Let's go, kid army!
I hate, I hate this.
Save rounds.
Rise up.
You rise up.
I should have just gone around.
Oh, shit, don't don't don't kill me. It's a shave.
No, it's not. Oh, my God.
I thought that went in. That's a legendary. Oh, my God, you can't take me.
We have to stop them.
We have to stop them.
It's that simple.
We have to stop them.
We have to stop Kory.
Stop Kory.
What the fuck?
I'm in second place.
You have upward momentum.
You have upward momentum.
No I don't.
You made that shit up.
You were in last place.
What the fuck bro?
I'm in fourth.
I'm not shooting you.
I'm just...
I'm not shooting you.
You got the right idea.
Oh my god.
Huge.
That misses now?
In this house that misses?
Fuck.
We're good.
Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, we're playing ourselves Ryan.
Bro you're in first, I gotta fucking fuck you up obviously.
Yeah, but you're just giving it to second place.
Well then we'll fuck them up.
Oh no.
come on what was that he's violent the lights have violent motherfuckin ends man
I may be slow but watch me go go what the fuck see I need the speed what the
What the fuck was that? I did the speed?
Yeah!
Oh fuck off! Fuck off!
Oh my god!
Literally try to kill me off.
3 point turn.
How's it going down there guys?
Oh my god, who finished?
Oh my god.
Oh dude, what a shot.
You guys are going around you didn't go up you should have gone up
My god
Oh, I think I need to sell our Puppet Sudoku.
Guys, can I say it?
We have to stop Corey.
He's 100 points up. We have to stop Corey.
We got two holes to do it.
I'm back by 100!
I'm back by 100!
I was backed by even more points!
Four, three, two, one!
Nice shot!
100% how come I didn't get it? Yeah, same. I don't know they're telling me nice shot.
What the fuck is happening? Oh my god, there's mine.
It's called blast off, there's already mines. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my fucking god.
Oh I see, oh I see. We're mine jumping up there.
Never mind. Junk red.
No Corey!
Okay, oh shit. Oh shit
Please don't fall that might go in man. That's what I need right now. Please. Please track it. No
I think my blast knocked your ball out
I didn't see Ryan doing anything dude. I've got
Patches it's the thing. It's the thing. That's what it's the thing
Most advantage
What a fucking shot I
I
Cannot like really like tell what this map was telling me when I was shooting
Nice shot
I got hold of that one
I'm in Sand Hill
I don't know what the gray is okay, okay, so I see how it is
What the fuck
Just gotta be faster
You know what I like how this is shaking out so far
Locked in man, I'm locked in
Excuse me, you fucker.
I have to be done.
I said kill Tori!
Did you or did you not take a swing at me earlier, Afi?
It did not miss. I mean, it did not miss.
Oh, Ronan, holy shit!
Yeah!
No!
Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me?
Oh fuck!
I rocked it my shit the wrong way trying to hit you.
That just changed everything.
The balance of power in the DC
Where's Cory way back there I
Could have a I could have a shot Ryan
Where my my fellow standard right now good Lord. Oh, that's Cory
I
Surely the clubs don't have like stats or anything. Oh
I wonder if that pulled you back
What what it's gotta be a playoff
I guess I'll just finish with a tie. That's all right. Don't do it. Hey, hey, hey! Truce,
Truce, Truce. This game is real and fun. Just feels good to hit a ball.
winning. I'm just trying to I'm trying to decompress a little bit after the
after the game that we just played. Just trying to decompress. You won. You won. I
know what I want. I just want to hit a ball, you know.
Nice shot. That was that was made that made up for all of it, man.
I bet there's some extra tech
What the hell
Like I bet there's some oh wait the jump dodge that's that could be all
We're probably not we're not utilizing hitting each other with the balls. Yeah, the game is
This game can actually support up to eight players
Yeah
imagine with a
This game could ruin up to eight friendships
Yeah, oh my oh
You're so lucky that you got your moon boots that moon boot raise you shot. Yeah, right over it
What the fuck who did that
Who fucking did that
if there's a spot on that doesn't make any sense now they think about disregarding me
oh that's huge
you're chillin on the rockets man
no Corey!
oh my god I'm so far away
I am so far away
No!
What the fuck, Cory?
I was kinda sweet.
I honked!
I blocked your fucking shopper.
First hit I honked.
Oh shit, that's where you are.
Oh my god.
We cannot let the golf hit!
We cannot let the golf hit!
We gotta make true hair game.
We gotta make true hair game.
Is this your golf slide?
feels wrong about that it's kind of sweet right hey that was a sick shot I was
trying to get you we hair we hair girls gotta stick together I guess the ball
The hair elite.
I agree.
The bald fuckers.
The hair elite.
The hair elite.
The hair elite.
Hair elite, let's go.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
4, 3, 2, 1.
Oh my god, where do you...
I'm scared of this one.
I took it a little light.
Okay.
Any last words?
haha
haha
great shot great shot
excuse me what the fuck
that one felt awesome
hahaha
hey guys oh we got it out of your system
oh it went right in the water that force field
nice shot
he's got so much ups
did you see that shit did you see that
You try to jump in front of me as I shock it. Yes. Oh
I got penalty stroke
It's got more boots. Oh
Shit
That was fucking awesome, man. That was awesome. Damn. You're in already. Holy fuck
I'm getting pedal. Oh you blew my ass off. Oh my god, Mike
I think you get a bonus for finishing in under one minute to where is my ball
You saying where you're where's my
Look at this clutchness though.
You can do it, you can do it, you can do it.
Damn!
What a shot.
Now that's relaxing.
Look at this, this is much easier.
I like this.
I like this one.
this was a great suggestion thank you thank you
hopefully we'll play more what the fuck there's tracers all around me whoa how'd
How'd you do that?
I was trying to run fast, bro.
It's fun, bro. What the hell?
That was a crazy shot.
Get that landmine out of here.
Guys, come on now. There's a need for that.
Oh, come on.
Kate, no!
I tried to aim for it.
I tried to aim for it.
It's too much.
much oh my fuck kill kill kill oh oh oh I'm out of here oh you guys let Cory win
again whoa great shot those are at speed to
Oh
It's happening
I discovered some new
I've discovered a new piece of tech, but I don't want to tell you what it is because I actually think it might be the most swag clip I could ever make on my channel.
It's not just a hole. The hole is one thing, but I think I got a fucking crazy play, man.
I think I got a crazy play.
You're gonna blast it? You're gonna blast it back?
No, no, no. I think you could lob it and then, like, intercept it with your body on the highest angle to drop it.
Oh
Okay, you're non-violent so big that you got to pay the price though
What can I say I embraced tit for tat
What the fuck is happening?
oh my god that can't be a lot to happen good shot good shot oh how many guns do
you have kill him kill America baby they're beefing this is my chance what
I don't even know if I shot it right. I think it fell
Where the hell did my ball go? I don't know what's going on, man
Nice nice nice nice nice nice. I'm not even waiting. This could be awesome
Here here here, bro. They're both there was never
Actually, you gave me a boost. Thank you. Thank you
kill kill kill Ryan kill Ryan he's winning oh my god oh my god oh my god
oh my god I'm in can't stop us you can't stop us oh shit I actually got it yes
yes ball ball ball team ball okay we're losing I tried I try hard I know
I can still do it alright, she's going to be up there
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
It's one of us now huh?
They're calling themselves us
I looked at you and not for even a millisecond did you have anything but a weapon out so
I said I got to defend myself if you had I was I was begging you I was going pull your
I put your club out.
Swag.
AWW, son of a-
Holy shit.
Christ.
Is there- is there anything-
Oh my god, what- kill the fucker, P.
Oh, you're so lucky.
Hi, the penalty stroke?
I'm so far behind.
Oh shit. There's a rock. Oh shit. A rock.
What the fuck?
Okay, I guess I made it a little easier to talk.
Oops.
I shot, I hit you like five times.
You fucker!
Yeah, I had a shield on because I'd been too recently knocked down.
Huge for a guy like me.
No.
Brian, so far ahead.
If you make a long putt, you could position your body between someone else's
ball and yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Nice. Nice.
Oh, it sucks for me. It sucks for me. The tech is crazy.
Okay, okay, you can do it. Okay.
Yeah. Oh,
bazooka bazooka.
420 blaze it 420 blaze it
Yes, stop this guy. Oh, I'm in minus four two. That's the craziest thing about this kill him. That's pretty good
It's been some good fucking golf to be honest
What am I even yeah, what it what is that?
Well, that's the worst shot I've ever hit oh shit
I just- NOOO! I MADE THE FUCKING ITAL, PLEASE!
Motherfucker.
It's so frustrating, man. It's so frustrating.
Please get up!
It's so fucking frustrating.
I don't even know what I'm trying to like shoot at at this in this one.
You hit me first.
Oh no. I don't know where that one went.
Oh
Right at the perfect time it could not have been more perfect. Oh
My god
I can't what the fuck I
Got scared you can't play that game. What the fuck what the fuck I shot and knocked myself off the map
This is your
Oh wait, yeah, you go first.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The fuck?
No, it's not.
Oh my god, it's hole in one.
It's hole in one!
It's hole in one!
Oh!
Where's my ball?
Oh, it was my own ball!
Oh!
What the fuck?
Where's my ball?
Please.
Stop moving.
See, you motherfucker.
What the fuck?!
FUCK!
Yo, come on!
No way!
My fucking ball, bro!
Get that golf cone out of the way!
No! Who did that?
Are you shitting me?
You're right, you're right!
Oh my god, oh my god!
I thought I thought my penalty shot came to hit me in the head and went in the hole
I don't think I can get there
I don't think I can get there
Thanks to my husband who just read me over
I hate you and that golf cart
Dude the golf cart on the ricketing bridge is
No no no
Don't be there don't be there
Oh it's up there
Wait why isn't it dropping the penalties
It'll only do it when it's like semi-safe, I think.
Oh.
Imagine.
Is that exploitable?
Maybe.
Maybe.
That's a sick idea.
I can't believe it.
I was so far ahead.
You have to kill Ryan!
I was...
Stop this guy!
Until you came up with the golf cart behind me, I was fine.
I had him.
Okay, there's no need for that I did my I did my beach
Yeah, I have my shield on we did that. Oh, no, what the fuck
You actually fucked me because you walked in front of my shot
That's gonna stay up
Don't play mines near my fucking shit, bro
That's a good point
For you there's mines there watch out. Oh
No, Kate I
I I pre-positioned the mine. That's all right. It's all right. It's all right as long as one of us wins.
Oh my god, there's so many mines.
What?
Motherfucker with the mines. Motherfucker.
Golf cart.
What the fuck?
Oh fuck.
Fuck, fuck, fuck.
Hey, we got this, we got this.
It's only really a big deal, and you can't make it in.
Yes!
I'm stroking over these mines, bro.
Oh my God.
Good job, Kate. Good job.
Good job, Stena. Good job.
Yeah, yeah. Air elite, air elite.
Oh my God. There's so many, bro.
I know. That was 90 percent, Kate.
Yeah, that was me.
Cory, you can do this.
Balled Dross or Everett.
I don't know. I don't know, man.
You got two shots here.
That looks pretty good, man.
That looks pretty good.
That looks pretty good.
That looks pretty good!
Don't fuck it up! Don't fuck it up!
Alright, Cory's short game is crazy, man.
That course is like the hardest one for me, I think.
The hills.
You take those.
You fucking son of a bitch.
What the fuck? Can you not?
No!
I actually craved you.
Oh no, Cory!
Oh my god.
What the heck?
Can you stop shooting me?
You don't mind to me!
I did not throw it at you.
I just kind of took me with that one.
All right, all right, all right, oh, it's Sway.
Sway?
You guys are letting Corey get way too far ahead.
What's my brother?
Don't shoot me.
He's my brother.
Where the hell did my ball go?
Oh, my god.
Mind the everywhere.
Oh, I'm down.
I'm down in hell.
Oh, my god, Corey is right there.
I'm in hell.
I don't know how to get up top.
Holy shit.
I have to make this stop.
Oh no, no, no, no, no.
How do we get up, man?
Wait, wait, wait.
We help.
OK, OK, OK, OK.
I can't.
There's no reverse.
I can't get back off.
I got Moonboot.
I'm steady.
Yes!
Yeah!
Easter Corey!
I made it on the green.
Yes, yes!
You shot me at like the worst time.
You cheated, you blocked my shot.
I did, on purpose.
Oh my god, I'm gonna fucking freak out.
Remove mines from the game.
The mines are crazy.
That was your bomb, bro, dude.
No, I wasn't! They were already there.
Aw, that's a lie. I saw them.
The ones before the bridge were there.
The ones before the green were there.
Well, there's no shot I can make this. This is impossible.
No, you got it, you got it, you got it.
it. No, no, no, no, no. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. You got it. He's got it.
He's got it. We got it. We got it. We got it. We got it.
Oh, my God.
Here we go. Eagle, Eagle, because I don't get to fucking play because I just get shot
on game. So I only get to take two strokes to get to the exit anyway.
Maybe he's used to taking two strokes with the exit.
What's more to come off with mine, Tech?
I need, I need all the tech.
I
Shot two years later. I think you could all in on this one. Oh
My god
Oh my god, this this angle
Imagine though, can you not can you not core? Can you not coffee coffee?
What a shot! Nooooo!
Oh my god!
Can you fuck off? Can you fuck off?
It's rolling!
I could do so much.
Go save him!
Holy shit!
I got third?
Dude, I sniped it from fucking behind a tree.
I was trying to abuse it
The slow roll down the hill
Oh no!
He saved it
How did you get over there?
There's how did you get over there? How did you get over this over better bro? No, no, how did you walk over there?
Not the ball the ball's easy
I got a lot of coffee. Yeah, I got coffee and movement. Okay, so resin
New tech ball ball supreme new take it off
Because you want to one more back
Because
All right, let's do it. This is a great game
It's very I can't wait to do is more be able I
With Daniel and then I don't I don't care about shooting, but I'm just gonna
Do it the whole game is gonna be shooting him. I wonder if he why I should feel
Nice
Oh, oh fuck. I was going to say you guys are missing out, but Cory had the right idea.
I like, I like this.
Oh no no no no no no no no no no no, don't roll down there!
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Oh I'm, I'm, I'm cooked.
There's no way that this gets out.
Fuck.
To the perfect crime.
Uh-oh.
Somebody's in the water.
It was mine.
They're not going to have a big car.
Oh, weird.
I saw that.
I saw that.
I saw that.
I saw that.
I saw that.
I saw that.
I saw that.
Oh, that might not be enough, man, how yikes, yikes, how Wow.
Oops, sin, I wouldn't come this way, man.
Oh my God, please pull in one.
Oh, okay, that was awesome.
Oh, you son of a.
Oh my god.
They started me so, they started me at the, they started me at the T.
Oh my god.
They started me at the T.
No, they did, they did.
What the shit?
There's no check, there's no checkpoints on the whole thing.
They started me at the T.
That's not.
Oh, maybe there's someone said there's a lot of them.
Can you not?
Can you not?
I don't have guns.
block it block it block it block it block it
oh that was sweet that was a sweet attempt
there's just no
oh my god
that was a crazy play
all corny was affected
I was so far behind man
there's just no world where I do
eh eh eh
you dropped me three times
and you still fit in after
are you fucking serious
what the heck is a nice calm hole here are we already back at the beginning
soon as I went to the tea literally went all the way back to the teeth
What the fuck bro what the fuck are you gonna pay for armor oh my god seen what the fuck
You'd be too if you had to go all the way back to the start that would would piss me off. I'm not gonna lie
Oh, okay
Excuse me he's got a gun he's got a gun
oh my god
where's my ball you launched me pretty far I just get minds all the time oh
Oh my god.
My bulb is in...
What the fuck?
Oh my god, I shoot that thing over there.
There's mines all over the fucking ground now.
Are you kidding me?
Wait, did my bulb go in?
How did I finish first?
I can't believe I didn't hear you in my swing.
I saw you try.
Oh my god.
Oh, let's go steady, let's go steady!
Let's go steady!
What are you talking about?
Stop it!
No, I fucked it up!
Oh, you killed my ball!
No, you killed my ball!
I think I threw my own ball at you.
I think I threw my own ball too.
My dance kickgates ball.
You fucked up.
That's what you get for running me over with a golf cart.
That's true, that's true.
I can't believe my ball was in and then my land, my blue it away.
I thought literally my ball was going in and Sidney, Sidney's dance actually kicked my ball
out.
And then for Zooka literally may go further.
Where are you going?
I don't know.
Okay, there's no need for that again.
First start timing is kind of cracked though.
You can kind of preload your shot a little bit.
Yeah.
Yeah, Mario Kart style.
Hold that.
You can't.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Me at the horse buffet?
Hey, hey, hey.
Is there any need for that?
I mean, you have three people taking the shot right next to you right now that they're
not going to be ahead of you.
Instead, you took a shot at the guy who was in last place.
You're not in last place.
I'm in last place.
Literally, you're not.
You're in first place.
I'm in last place in the hole.
Last place in the hole, y'all.
Oh, boo-hoo, boo-hoo.
What the fuck was that?
I'm doing myself up with a rocket launcher, guys.
I'm back.
I did.
That's what you get.
some of the rocket launcher guys my back did that's what you get coffee
it's way too far oh my god I can hate this elephant gun man can you knock how
How did you eat that?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Ryan that was crazy though.
Can you stop it?
Don't insult me.
Oh my god.
That's actually insane.
I shot her with a gun and she just like tanked it.
Dude, I got hit literally two seconds ago. That's why.
Yeah, the last shot I hit you with.
The guy goes like, open the loaves, open the loaves,
and goes finish this fucking first, I guess.
I wanted it last, I just hit the shot of my life.
He did hit a great shot.
Five, four, three, two, three.
Five, four.
Get some new material.
Obviously that place not working for you.
It's obviously working for me.
Oh, she's a menace.
I think you should have like a hundred and fifty percent to oh my god well okay we make
some place. Oh, I didn't see them on. You ran right into that one buddy. I didn't see them on.
Anybody got it? But why? Her people, her people.
Yeah!
They kind of look like ones. Dashed away with this one there. Let's go. Let's go.
Put me next door. Put me next area next time.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you did, you were.
I'm dumb playing around.
What a job.
A doll.
Go city.
Oh, he's farming.
Of course I'm farming.
I would have.
3, 4, 5, 4, 6, 10, 11, 0, 1, 0, 5.
Okay, okay who wants what who wants what?
Longest chip in 77.3 meters you guys want to play golfer you want to play a team deathmatch
Longest chip in anybody got a longer chip in the 77.3 meters. No, that's gonna be tough
Don't shoot me oh
My god. Oh my god. Oh
My god
what the fuck wow gory i wanted that speed boost i'm sorry what the fuck
i'm out of here before i have to pay any consequences i wanted that one
oh fuck that was an enormous blast what okay
Oh no.
Okay, that was a good shot.
I can't really be mad about that.
I'm just starting to fucking aim!
Oh my god.
No, it quit!
I lined up myself.
Oh my god.
Please, please go in there.
Oh, the wind is blowing.
Oh, sorry citizen!
I thought it was glory.
I thought it was glory.
It's where I got.
Oh my god, Ryan!
Oh no.
It's the best day of my life.
You've murdered your life. He's out of my range. Why are there so many? Oh, these are all balls. He's out of my range
Great shot
Okay, enjoy that. You fuck it fuck. You fucking shot me. Oh
My god, it shot it across the fucking water. Okay, that was exactly the same thing. That was a great play. No, that was me. I
Was you?
Where the fuck am I bro?
Pretty great shot. Look at what my ball is Ryan. It's all the way back across the fucking I'm gonna save some youth
I'm I'm cooked on this one. I tried to shoot your ball
Honestly, it would be the best thing ever if I could just shoot the ball. I'm I'm like I try I got removed from an opportunity to play
he's farming he's far he aired this he aired this why wouldn't you farm
oh my god you're so lucky I'm just mad oh shut the fuck up
I mean if I'm next to you I have to
he won the last one he won the last one
he kept winning
oh my god yeah get fucking eliminated bro
that's what you get can I can I shoot
his ball
there's just mines down oh this is
blast off they hide them in the
bushes bro. What the fuck? Yes they do. I'm so mad. My life is gone. I don't like, is
it the elephant gun? Yeah. Yeah, it's really annoying. I'm a fool. Oh no. Great shot.
What a shot!
What a shot! Chippin' 96 years!
Oh, fuck you, man!
I dunked it on your head!
Oh my god, please someone clip that!
Oh my god!
Oh, Cory, I'm so sorry.
Soon that was a crazy shot, man. That was a crazy shot.
That's two in a row now, man.
I'm realizing the air horn is really good, man.
The air horn is insane.
Air horn on the green is insane.
It really is good.
Well, yeah, I guess I know who I'm gonna go after.
I can't even play. I'm just out of the game.
I got no shot.
Get a city car up, bro.
It was an insane shot.
It was a 96 meter chip in.
There's loot on the top of Big Rock. Do you see it? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I
Don't know how I would get up there now that I think about it. I do love the air horn. Oh
Wow
Look at the movement tech I'm so far ahead
What the fuck? Oh my god, he hates me
justifiable
Thank you for the clip
Okay, okay, that's four
Okay, that's fine
Oh god, how did my ball get up there?
Oh no.
That's a six.
It's a little crazy.
Oh my ball, it's on a looped mountain.
This is griefing.
We're now at griefing territory.
it doesn't matter we've never the less we persist please, please, please, please, fully
run who shot me?
oh my god i shouldn't have jumped oh thank you thank you thank you quarry thank you quarry
You fucking party
Whenever I do it my guy fucking launches that shit like a thousand fucking miles of
Pretty fast all things considered I think that's kind of amazing. There was a lot of things exploding
Was it as hard as getting shot seven consecutive times at the start of the living it may have been harder. I don't think that's possible
Oh my god! What a shot!
What a shot!
Dude, I've got to figure it out.
We still got to kill Ryan though.
What can you do beyond what you've already done?
More.
You gotta put the ball in the hole as well.
I'm dying.
Bye.
Oh shit.
Chates is both left in.
I
Sanded up
Minds give me some fuck. Oh shit. I don't even want to tell you what the fuck. I just got you guys are in for a world
I heard
That was huge I wasn't gonna make it you got me over the water
Holy shit
I shanked it
Stop, stop, stop.
Huge, huge.
Movement tech.
Fucking mad.
I got shot right before I was gonna shoot you.
It would've ruined you more.
You fucking take the beef, bro.
Thanks for the boost.
Keep shooting me in the mouth.
It's only gonna make me stronger.
He likes backshots.
You heard it.
If I don't shoot me, I have no fucking game.
I hate the speed.
I can't even hit my ball. It's in a rock.
Oh my god.
Is there any up on the fucking?
Oh my god.
I mean, you gotta try a different strategy.
Because just obviously focusing on me is not going to work.
I might advise you to try to hit the ball into the hole.
Oh my god.
Seems to be working out pretty well for me.
Oh my god, please tell me when it please tell me when it why can't I get to my ball?
Serves you right gory
Okay, okay, okay
I was trying to part the golf cart on Kate's ball, and I realized my balls
Wait, this is like so whole in one of them though
Yeah
Kill him, kill him, kill him!
Well, penalty throw.
What a fucking prick.
Just the maniacal.
Oh, it's not! Stop rolling!
Oh, sorry, it's not worth it, it's not worth it.
Oh, well, I actually got there.
Oh no, not me! Not me! You fucker!
City! Right behind you!
Oh yeah?
How do you feel about that?
Missed it.
I did, I did.
The best shield going up was kinda swag, right?
That was swag though.
Oh no!
Oh no!
I dodged it! I dodged it!
No! He blocked it!
You son of a bitch!
How many airhorns do you...
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Why? Why?
No, Corey!
Yes!
Oh my god.
Well you guys gotta work together before Ryan gets up here.
No Corey.
You fucking knocked my ball off the fucking platform.
You tried to hit me.
No, no.
Can you fucking kill me?
Can you fucking kill me?
No, I told you.
I gave you every opportunity. I drove him off the god damn map.
Alright, this is awesome. Bad shot was incredible too, like the drive by. Holy cow.
Damn, this is great. This game is really good, yeah.
It's so much fun. Oh, we gotta we gotta get a full lobby in here. That's gonna be madness
Excuse me. I'm out of here
Imagine Apollo in this. Thanks for playing guys. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
Oh
Yeah, yeah, actually p2 guys me too
That was a lot of fun. I'm gonna send you over to my wife's stream. Enjoy yourself
They did a great job with that game that game's awesome. I will see you tomorrow. Holy shit tomorrow's Friday already
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