Northernlion
Jyväskylä Daniel Plainview be like "I'm Finnish!" | !prime | Mister New PC | Mister No Back Hair
02-20-2026 · 5h 01m
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Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello.
Just pop your top off real quick for me last. Okay.
Take it there. I feel like that's what they always say in that voice. They're always saying
I
Pop your top off on me bad
Give me a be it. Show me your tits. Let's go. Yeah
God I can't remember the full I'm probably fucking up the quote, but some guy. It's just some British guy
I know it's one of like
Pat's alerts
It's like, oh, you're gonna show me your pussy tonight, baby
me. What a name Ryan. Oh my God. I'm the nervous diffuser now. Oh, that's good. Dude, I was talking
apparently at least according to Reddit. Mike Myers is one of those actors who if you look
at him the wrong way on set, he will have his assistant go to your chair and like fire
you and tell you to never come back. I heard you say that on stream. I was shocked.
it's been just rolling around in my head him like doing
like being fat bastard or something in the sumo outfit and then like they call
cut and then someone looks at him the wrong way
in the in the fucking prosthetic
fat suit
get off of my sand
get him off my sand
it's so fucking insane man
that's crazy i would not expect that
of a little bit like it uh...
the suit like it uh... the velvet suit and then like doing the fucking austin
powers walk
and then somebody's but in the wrong way and he's whispering with the the
prosthetic teeth
i can't believe it man
unbelievable
that i still i'm still stunned from when i was i was driving around here in
virginia and i was behind of the shagwar
yes the shagwar and the license plate was shagwar like i had to go home
and look it up and it was like oh yeah now there's
a guy who lives in virginia who bought it
and it's just full time always in austin powers mode
like walks around saying like yeah baby
it's so fucking funny
you may have been told this already
but uh...
the one video i've seen
in the last
three months of my time online
is the one where the dude hires an austin powers impersonator that does
parties but
Instead, it's just him at his house.
So, was it Brandon Wardell?
I don't know.
It might be.
Cause I got it like free booted.
A long time ago.
I got it free booted 10 different ways, you know?
Yeah.
Yeah.
It was funny.
So, like, so Brandon Wardell did that as a bit online, like forever ago, but
now another guy just started doing that bit again and everyone's like, oh,
he's doing the Brandon Wardell.
Oh, I didn't know.
Yeah.
You know it's crazy, the total not related to the total.
It's not related to Austin Powers impersonators?
No, it's another DoorDash bit.
Well it's not so much a DoorDash bit so much that's where I just saw it.
But like, you know how a lot of these companies will try to make their food look really good
in the pictures and like, you know, way better than what you actually get from like a fast
food place?
It's crazy how like, I'll scroll while I saw it and go like, oh that's like
a good burger man.
Like I know it's not going to look like that but that looks like a good burger.
I scrolled to Arby's and I'm like,
that looks fucking gross.
Like just like 400 slices of ham.
Like the most radioactive looking cheese melted over the top
with inside of a bun.
It looks fucking rancid.
And it was someone's job to make it look like this.
I kind of don't understand Arby's.
So maybe, here's the thing.
I understand Curly Fries,
but maybe you could explain to me
the appeal of like sliced roast beef on a Kaiser roll.
I don't know, I've never had it.
At a restaurant, it seems kind of unusual to me
at the very least.
I think it's people tricking themselves
and thinking, oh, this is better.
This isn't a processed burger, this is sliced meat.
Like, I don't think people are consciously doing that,
but I do think it's, I think that's what runs
through someone's head, you know?
No, I agree.
was the goat for the potato potato potato potato potato potato what were they
called they call them like potato wedges what they call them they're like
triangles they're essentially like hash browns but not but not hash browns those
things flocked those are good
doesn't you ever see ghost dog wave the samurai of course I'm an hour in right
now. Oh, shit, that's got it's got world, bro.
I thought that Ryan classic like referencing something very
unknown, but Justin immediately went, Yes, I knew there was no
chance you'd seen it. But I thought there was a pretty good
chance that Justin had seen it because it's kind of in that
late 90s, early 2000s, someone who was on the internet and
kind of switched on to the like, to Nami sort of circle
might be might be aware of it.
Like, are you aware of Big Bear doing things?
No, man.
Really?
What the fuck are you guys talking about?
Big Bear doing things.
Doing things.
Doing things.
It's just a really great album cover.
Like, if you just go to Google Image Search and type Big Bear doing things, it's like
the best album art that ever existed.
Big bro.
Big Bear.
It's so good.
Doing.
The bears got fucking pimp chalices full of honey.
Yeah!
So good, man.
Big Bear doing thanks.
You're catching up on the pit man, what the hell?
It always happens in the Delta
of when I finish a movie but I still have rides left but
ever since I got the Criterion channel
the movies are too long. Dude, for 14 bucks I'm like
fuck Netflix, fuck Amazon Prime, fuck the clip
like whatever the other shit is out there, just get the Criterion channel
We have to see if he's okay with Godfathers before he gets removed on February 28th.
It's such a good, I will say though, if you're going month to month, I signed up for that
shit. They were doing 50 bucks for the year. Holy shit. And I was like, I gotta get it.
It was when I never saw a punch drunk love and they had all the Paul Thomas Anderson movies up
and I was like, I guess it's criteria time. That's so huge though. Yeah, it's great.
I will, I will say that is the only one I have, except I also did this recently,
I'm going to get crunchy roll, don't tell me.
What are you watching on crunchy roll?
A bunch of stuff.
I have, as you know, I've been recommended like 500 things
now from friends.
I've been watching Sentence to be a Hero, which
is like currently airing.
And it's the first time I've ever seen an anime like week
to week.
It's kind of crazy.
That's crazy.
Yeah, yeah.
It's a good one.
It's really good.
Watch the pit.
And he downloads an anime app doing the come on, man.
Literally, I'm on season one, episode six or something.
I'll get there so much Justin the pit yeah man you'd lay it what what's it on
HBO it's like a retelling of 300 but from the perspective of the dude that got kicked
by the United oh damn that's so cool yeah that's a pit okay okay okay I may have
I may have already mentioned this last time we were together but I can't get over how
fucking funny Nirvana the band the show is and like I've been watching it to go
watch the movie it is really amazing you seen it I've not seen the movie but I've
seen the show the show is I can't believe I missed the show like I it's like we're
so up my alley but it's been incredibly fucking good I'm almost worried that the
movie is gonna be like too much for me because as I understand it they travel
back in time to 2008 Toronto, which is just like two. It's
like the peak of my existence. Yeah. Yeah. It's probably how
like cowboys felt when they watched Back to the Future
Three.
Yeah, I couldn't believe it. I like, you know, everyone was
telling me like, Oh, you really got to watch that show if you
haven't seen it. When I watched it, I was like, Oh, it's the
fucking We Shop Wednesday, guys.
I had no clue.
I love reading the the Metacritic user reviews for it and
It would be like an 8 out of 10 from a guy
That's obviously like 70 years old and the reviews always start the same way
They're like first off in case you're confused. This has nothing to do with Nirvana the band originally fronted by Kurt Cobain
And as I'm like man people really just be going to the movies and like not knowing anything about it
Can you imagine being that guy for like the first half hour of the movie and being like what the what the hell's going on, man?
Where's Courtney? Where's Courtney love?
What's up Corey? Where's Steve Albini? Good morning
Steve Albini. Oh no. Oh
No, oh no
Two things I don't support that Steve Albini said
I mean, being the Steely Dan slander and the other one being good other stuff.
That other stuff.
I will say, he did later in life, like he wrote a really good article about how he was like
an edgy guy and regretted it and like kind of dissected it and it was a really, I feel
like it was a well-written thing.
Did you know that apparently like HP Lovecraft had a deathbed conversion away from like
being a racist, but nobody knew really?
So now, for the last century, they've been like, fuck this guy, which is fair.
Because he I mean, he said that shit to begin with.
But yeah, yeah.
Wasn't he like in sexual or something?
Or am I thinking of someone else?
Lovecraft. Yeah.
I know. I just know he's like a big racist.
They were all fucking their cousins back then.
Probably even Charles Darwin married his cousin, which is crazy
because like, bro, invented G. That's really funny.
Yeah, fucking uh
Albeany was really at a good point with like his whole thing was like yeah
I was edgy because I thought these were solved problems like since me and my friends were good. Oh
I can understand that I
Like you know, I know but like the things I've heard about it. I don't think you can really like write it away
Possession of things possession of things that like is not edgelord
I was only where that stuff
See, he was saying like he had the vinyl copies of those Steely Dan albums.
Yeah.
When he was saying nobody should ever listen to Steely Dan.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Did he say that?
Yeah.
Maybe not.
Someone asked him about Steely Dan and he, and I respect the Hater arc, don't
get me wrong, but he basically went fuck Steely Dan.
I fucking hate everything about them and everything that they represent.
All right, maybe Albini's not all bad.
You don't know, man, you don't know!
Listen, man, some of those shellac records are so fucking good, man.
But I hate, and I don't want to dissect this, and chat doesn't have to like...
You don't have to dissect it.
My favorite Steve Albini project has an unforgivable name.
Oh, no, no.
And he also stated that's his biggest musical regret, was naming that band that.
of that. And it's when I was like, I could never put that on, man.
Whatever it could be. It's not as bad as what's
Yeah, it was pretty bad.
Okay, apparently maybe it's about as bad as I thought it could
be. Yeah, the thing I'm seeing there, that's pretty bad.
It's it's such a fucking good, it's insane how good the
record is. It's him and the guys from fucking like scratch
acid. Oh my God. But yeah, it's pretty bad. But again, edgy, edgy Lordy, you know, guy's
guy in his twenties who thinks it's not really a problem anymore. So you can make a joke about
it.
You know what really isn't a problem. We get it. You were best friends with him, Justin.
You were hanging out. You're doing all the same things with him. He just produced
Like every good record ever made
Check this out y'all. Oh
Are you getting case ready? Oh
Look at that right there. Oh already. Oh my god
The ump 45 oscillator
Oh, you don't have one of those yet, right? Snake man. I don't think so. I'm open in a different case this time
Cuz I've got a thousand of every blue from the dreams of nightmares case
Yeah, I opened it's all night. It's all night. It is
I don't know man, Dan got the beef fly!
I got the beef fly!
We're calling butterflies beef flies now.
Beef flies.
Beef fly.
That's what people say when they see me.
That you- you- you- you- you- you- you- you fly.
Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
No.
Simply one rule, and that rule is that every gun in the loadout must be swagged out.
You have to skin every single one of them.
Come my lady, come come my lady, you're my beef-lie.
Such a sexy city.
I'm gonna fuck you up, but in your case.
Pretty little thing.
My beef-lie.
Anytime someone pisses me off today I have to open a case to counteract the bad vibes.
This is fucked up.
Fuck is an M4A4 versus an M4A1S.
One suppressed.
The silenced one, you could spray a little better.
The unsilenced shoots a little more like an AK, that's got 10 more bullets.
Which I'm switching to that today, less damage on the silenced one.
Is it the same damage with the unsilenced as the AK?
No, it's close.
It's not quite a one tap.
The silenced is, I do think most people use the silenced over the iron.
I really don't need a scout man.
Get the scout out of there.
Well, Dan's got two minutes to be on time from his being late.
Oh, by the way, you two who didn't play yesterday, Super Battle Golf is fucking crazy.
It's actually a peak friend slop.
It's crazy.
It might be the peakest.
Playing golf with your friends while you're just fucking each other over the whole time.
Like aggressively griefing each other.
I did have like the best sponsorship I've ever had yesterday.
That's pretty solid.
Did you watch a video?
It was watching this indie game showcase with a bunch of people that's awesome. I'm fucking wrong dude
I'm playing a high on life, too
Yo, so much of the gookers in it. I know dude. I went into like is that I'm like, is that fucking Luke?
Pats in it. Yeah, I keep hearing voices. Oh, well you should get that
And you can't do that.
You got you.
You've got you there.
Damn, dead, dead.
Daniel.
Well, I saw they did an interview on Storz
like one of the writers.
Yeah, yeah.
Storz is really fucking good.
All the group podcasts make me piss the fuck off
that I don't have a podcast.
It's a lot of work.
Yeah.
isn't it the least work that you could have you could have a basically
well it depends on what the podcast is
I guess some podcasts are heavily heavily researched
I could never I could never do a podcast because I stream too
fucking much so I'm already yeah I'm already saying my best shit on
here you know yeah I run out of stuff frequently so we're
warming up with Andre
nervous but that's your name I'm the nervous diffuser
you do it like I do and do a podcast that nobody really wants to listen to but some people do anyway
I was doing it in the offseason
oh much less frequently it's once a week during football season and then like once every important offseason event otherwise
I would need I need a co-op I have to I have to essentially like believe it
Dan says he's in you guys ready?
Yeah, yeah, I'm leaving
Exits a main menu exit the main menu. I'll exit the main menu. I'll probably have to invite you guys again. Yeah, yeah
By the way, kill count I was two in one. Oh
You gotta pump those numbers up man
Yeah, the big thing is like you got to come up with a podcast topic, you know
It can't just be like here's me and my friend talking. That's like every podcast
Well, that's the goo cruise tactic. That's the worst tactic for sure. I have the incredibly
unfortunate debuff of everything I'm good at talking about being completely uninteresting.
That's I'm lucky rolls. You could do like a door-dash podcast
To like self-deprecate or you joke and then your friend immediately hits you with a wonder that's like so much worse
I'm gonna put you gently on the spot right. Oh, yes. I sent you a DM. I don't know if you saw it
I don't recall whatsoever to be honest with you, I will look at it, give it a look, Apollo,
not to put you on the glaze spot, I always go open Mike when I play Counter-Strike, Apollo
not to put you on the glaze spot but I find if someone is passionate about a topic and
they enjoy it, anything's interesting. Like what do you, what are you passionate about?
Anything's boring.
Uh, it's okay. It's not that it's boring. It's just that it's not relatable in any
way.
Also, this is so false. Have you ever heard someone with prescription transition lenses
talk about Civilization 5? It's boring as fuck, bro. Sorry for the swear word.
Little football, do I have football? People care about football.
Okay, so football, what else? What else are you passionate about?
No, don't worry about it man.
What are you saying?
You can't do all the stuff I like is boring and then now tell us.
I think I can. I think I can.
Will you tell me in your chat later?
Yeah, right.
It's super genius to deduce what I'm talking about.
I think there's a lot of people into that.
Yeah, yeah, I think you would find it now.
No, I don't know.
Are we are we playing premier?
No, man, no.
Why not?
Like we should let's do like a normal comfort.
We should try to send a premier.
Really?
We could try one.
I'm going to try one.
And if it sucks, shit, we'll never do it again.
I want to play some premier and like people
were shooting at spots where there was nobody,
but there could be someone they would like take an angle
and immediately pop three shots
into like the most common places for people to be.
And I was like, I think that's where my my life.
I
Shibly and it's crazy to have a group of like charismatic streamers all seem to be having a fucking terrible time
That's so awesome
Yeah, man, I had a few people tell me like I like watching you guys because none of you get salty
Well, just if we start losing we just gamble. It's that simple. It's that
Y'all
I'm with you
Yo, I don't want to be that guy, but can you tell me what this looks like from your perspective?
I see it. I see it
Other arm guys guys follow me banana
Okay, I'm gonna plan
I gl bro
Doesn't drop on the entry fragger. I got a grenade. I got a grenade get quickly so I don't run into the grenade
Oh fuck that's that is that is when bad into the comp boys add it to the comp
He's in sight he's so hurt okay, let's rush him we're coming we're coming there's another one on the right
We could you know it fall back now. They're all rotating here. Okay?
He was right side, but now he might not be you may play glove right peeking right
nice nice good trade good sir I think I hear one in halls yep yep in in in about
me patio from another place I got owned by the balcony man he's hurt though I
mean that just my god throwing a grenade into my teammate and then getting
Molly twice was not a good start there I apologize I was feeling it the
confidence levels were high yeah I needed to be first but I got body blocked
I got body blocked on my right on the way out otherwise I would have been
to be fair Corey did throw he's gonna cross I'm trying to do the IGL but
reflection nice in the start of the game okay lock it you gotta lock it that
sounds like a guy doesn't have a nice I'm trying man I'm trying
We had a butterfly and you'd be doing the same thing, man.
Window, window.
There's a window.
Not an op, no.
Not an op.
I hear him in there.
Oh, hallway.
Fuck it, bro.
Mental reset.
Oh, I just peeked that.
My god.
Did that kill everybody?
This is the one. I can feel it. There's even a purple on the way.
Oooooooh!
Oh, good try.
He knows he's that last one of them.
Not yet!
There's a deagle if you can get a few...
Oh!
Alright, alright.
You're not so perfect for this guy.
This guy's just playing with a knife.
Alright, I'm locked in.
I'm locked in.
If you're if you're like first-up ramp lob your native hard up mid you'll hit the guy that's crossing
We're gonna punish them for doing that
Oh, do you ever just hold e instead of w like a fucking idiot?
You can cross that
Nice nice smoke
Oh, yeah, they're, um, obviously one banana, wrapping back to help Justin one one apartments
This guy seems pretty good.
This guy seems pretty freaking good.
Like you wrapped around?
Ooh!
Oh, come on.
Oh, come on.
Mm-mm.
Fuck.
There we go.
We got one.
Oh!
Nice.
All right, boys.
Who's alive?
We'll be coming up mid to you, I think.
Could I ask you to take your gun out?
Yeah.
When you're running down mid, could I ask you to be careful?
Careful of your left ear, Dan.
Yeah.
Yeah.
When you're running down, could I ask you to be careful of your left ear, Dan?
Thank you.
I'm gonna get on your left ear, Corey.
All right, I'm gonna peek balcony.
It's just, it's three of them, yeah?
Yeah, you can pretty sure.
Hopper stands off like the rim of the door there, Corey.
You can get a good peek.
Throw it off the, yeah.
one library both they're both they're both on korea's body
you have 15 seconds you have 15 seconds you have no time you have no time
worth
Oh
Maybe him getting a butterfly was the worst thing
Don't don't buy up don't buy up. We'll buy eggs around together. Oh
Well, I'm Ryan trade me. Let's make sure you buy an extra. Damn
You got the fancy eagle. It's the 3d printed one man. Oh, yeah, what the
All right, what's the plan here, boys?
Mid?
We split.
Left side.
Shot him a little bit.
Okay.
I'm all begun, so I'm coming just...
Yeah, you do that, you do that.
With you, Justin?
I think he's balcony.
Oh, he's lit, he's lit in the corner.
Very, very lit.
I'm up in balcony.
Nice.
Glory.
I'm gonna play it still on your body. He's low HP. It's like library. Nice got him 3v3
Let me get a mid. Yeah, it's a good hold
Oh behind me behind me apartments
Oh fuck you got me up there
I'm chilling
Oh, and we got some yeah, now we buy and win
What do we think here, what do we think in your voice we could lob nades been added and try to take it be fast love that
They they won't like if you're in the backpack don't don't bother with the need
But like first two three in just throw it up like right past the car so it bounces off, you know
Yeah, careful
They throw a lot of you till banana as well.
Yeah, that's fair, that's fair.
Hopefully our nades take care of them.
They're gonna have to run away.
Gotta wait out the mollies.
Good nades though.
Now, I'm gonna fall back a touch and see if they're peeking down mid.
Cause they're gonna, alright, one just walked into us.
God damn it.
I can't believe I missed that.
There's two middle, but they might start wrapping behind.
I'm gonna throw a Molly to cover our rear
Flash as their flash yeah, I'm flashing over and then let's go
Someone's got a smoke smoke off some tea. I'm flashed
Back site back site
What the oh it gets you could just see me we got a crack in the smoke pretty much
the
we're gonna get some trades here we're gonna get some pics
we're gonna get the money advantage again
nice
nice job
these mid guys
i hate them but i'm going to kill them this round
this is the one this is the one where it breaks
yep
he hates mid guys
My round was getting flashed four times
and then he was shot random with their smoke.
This game doesn't really take a whole lot of rank
into consideration.
That is where Premiere is a little better.
So in Premiere, they'll be trying harder,
but they'll be worse is what you're saying.
OK.
Oh!
I covered you.
But we're also on rank.
If that mate is really short left side mate.
Yeah, the stairs are on fire.
I think
That's I'm it. Oh God. I've been exploded
There's two up there right there
He's still hurt. He swapped guns
Fucking your frame came at me, bro. I got the guy left huge
I'm planning four halls if you want to stay up in there and if you hear the difference
You follow down the shoes
This is the one man. This is the round it's it's already kind of cutting stone
The rapid watch green the rap new green
He's laying
Library
Yeah, I'm down here on your right
I don't believe it.
Oh, you sweat.
You might.
You got it.
It's nice.
Apparently, he was in line.
Well, so if you're looking from balcony at site,
what is the door they pop out of from the right?
If you're looking at balcony from no from outside from balcony.
Is there room with a bunch of wine cans in the river?
Shellers!
Shellers!
Sellerworks.
Apparently that's library.
Okay.
It was library.
It is, it is called Seller2 now.
Seller2.
Seller2.
Seller2 work.
Thank you.
Oops.
Oh my god.
You made me print.
Apollo, in this hallway, where do they show up?
There we go.
I'll be still learning this map.
Uh, they can be up in apartments, so like up in the windows there.
Okay.
They won't really be on the left here probably, so.
This usually looks pretty safe.
Seller2.
Sellerworks.
Oh, apparently that's library.
Okay.
It was library.
It is, it is called Seller2 now.
Seller2.
She's pretty safe. I killed the left side. They're definitely up. They're definitely up in apartments
Take one of those eat one of those insanely good grenade
I'm gonna smoke off left side. We'll take oh, I'm saying that our name insanely bad grenade
One up here for sure I'm coming up
Watching flank
balcony
Legs nice got got balcony boy
Where you're kind of fogging I'm watching cellar
You're bomb damn, let me drop it let's play just go play it
For a little to four
Or you're kind of the king of apartments to be honest
I'm rolling apartments all right right now. They were owning my my shit though
I'm gonna keep trying to pick this maybe I got any peaks I
Need to see a good guy. I need me versus purple one-on-one right now
I'm gonna go I'm gonna go fast banana because my food's here. That's fair. I'm gonna throw in the eight with
What'd you get a kill we just take it I got chicken
What'd you get chicken?
All right
Oops, sorry. Oh, they're running. They're running one right one left. Oh, I hit him. Fuck
Smoking it
There's still one mid left side zany
Nice I think there's still one more left side mid the knife
What do you think guys, let's move.
Okay.
Alright, you want to rotate Ryan, get out of here.
Sure.
Alright, let's go.
Oh no, if you get that lead guy, you probably okay.
Banana, behind this banana.
I
Don't think I did anything. Oh
I was walking and spring really not what you're supposed to do
You must have things off the movement
53 and 53 is pretty good
I'm so mad that I the moment I got it the guys like I'm gonna shoot smoke three times and all three
Oh yeah they're pretty good smoking man.
Cap where are we going here this month?
You're watching Cheech and Chong?
Yeah dude.
Cap where are we going here?
Mid?
One jumped right?
Yeah yeah.
This is where I'd say, whoop, just call it like a default round.
Trying to get a crack in there on the ground.
Oh my god Dan.
Ow.
Yeah.
Oh god.
Two apartments.
Definitely a apartment.
One boiler.
I'm gonna smoke left.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Once for sure boy, let's go. I'm a class
Oh
My god, you got this bomber. I'm a little pinned
Yeah, I got drilled
Huge nice huge you got you got to check the cellar, bro
Bombs down this randomly in mid road in the telegrams
That Apollo got bombed, and the apartment is going to check the balcony, balcony clear.
Pretty sure I heard a dog growling at me.
All behind us.
God, he waited a long time.
he's on the left here, on the flank
oh, you heard the other one?
sounds like a sight sound
yeah
oh, just, yeah, push site, push site, yeah
nice
get that bomb down if you can
oh, fuck
gotta kill him
I
You guys good. Oh, yeah, they've kind of stopped peeking down me at the start
But yeah, I think we still they're scared. We just need to like be watching for that flank
I'm gonna look for mid and then I'm gonna cover the flank.
I'll watch banana.
Flash, they flash banana.
I'll smoke left mid.
Oh god.
Oh he got me with a fucking shit gun jumping like a psycho.
Oh, I thought I could avenge you, but they're fucking like 16 years old the reaction time is not fair
Yeah
Wow
They might be nine they might be nine years old
That's the only explanation for that kind of reaction
The swag seven is kind of nuts
I'll pull the knife. What's the swag 7? It's the mag 7?
Oh.
camey kory you're loaded and he's fucking rich bro thank you i guess
did i get trying to do b i don't know uh i just like smoke it and you till it
we could wait after you tell just kind of hold until they're yeah let's just hold
hold hold yeah that's all i don't know i'm gonna i'm gonna throw one grenade
one long long miss nice am just in what the fuck thank you
what do you got down there think be sure I have one on it I'm gonna throw a
smoke a so they think we're taking and let's hit them they smoke just be the
smoke is be okay listen I walk it walk listen for you if you guys go in I'll
watch behind. Can someone pop a flash and I'll just pick a smoke? Yeah, you're gonna watch my ass.
Oh, flash, you flashed through smoke? Yes. Coming for a hazard.
Oh my god. We have a smoke for the house. Right, church, church, church.
I don't have a smoke. I got one, I got one. Oh my god.
Grab, grab bomb and try to... Coming for, coming for a spot. I get in there before that smoke goes down.
I have sight I have sight guys. Yeah get in there quick. They're going church watch church
The fuck
He's weak. He's so weak. Where is it? Oh, it's he's church now spot
He's church for sure I just
I fired church.
Nice.
Nice.
Hey, there you go.
Oh, Apollo, don't buy.
Don't buy.
I mean, I have I live.
But how did this guy get your gun then?
How did you took it from my dead body?
Well, you lived, man.
You he's cheating.
The hell?
From a previous round.
I see we kind of similar.
Just feel it out. Hold the weight for the retort a little down.
Get another nice juicy pick, Justin.
Nice try, buddy. Nice try.
Ooh, that guy got lit up by those nades.
He's gonna be in apartment really early.
Or right side late.
Oh, he's very weak on the left side, too, if they're both weak.
One apartment's down.
I have banana, banana, banana. Got one.
Oh, I'm cooked a little bit.
It's a decoy, Cory.
Oh, fuck.
He's a little hurt banana.
Oh, fuck.
I got some utility on me to throw it down banana.
Let's see about second aid.
I think there's, I think the last two are banana.
But it might just be one.
I think I might hear one.
Hear this.
I did hear that.
Yeah, he's sight.
Only one hero.
And he's in there.
Aww.
Planning for halls, if you want to stay up there.
He probably comes for it can you get my M4 and I'll buy you an AK it's right in
front of the box last round it's last round all right yeah
nice nice boys W smoke that was a double you smoke at the end but how do
Why do you guys have all those badges by your names?
Ah, just from fighting them a bunch.
But once you win, I think like, two times on a map.
Are you jealous of my silver one badge?
I mean, it looks kinda nice, man.
If y'all wanna do 3B for pistol, I think that's smart.
I'll go B.
3B.
I've heard that before.
You got 4B?
Oh, this is banana-holding. Banana-holding.
Yeah, hold the banana.
I don't even think we need to play up. We could just hear anything if you don't
The Mali in the crap out of it. Yeah, all many here. I think they're refiring
He's well, I might I might have hit the other one on the right
One down
So they're gonna be on site with bomb
Fuck oh fuck
Look at that guy
Snake and it looks like the old Vancouver Canucks logo feels nice
the skates
skate
Oh, we take only one, huh?
Let's slow play banana
We'll just look we'll kill time. I'll throw a Molly down a banana and we'll just wait him out
I don't know why I went this way. I just tried to pick up a fucking
Like see no flash banana. I don't know if my Molly was good, but we can just hold back
I hear one just close
He won and gun me
Oh my god that's fucking bad.
Hahaha.
They...
You hear any more there?
Yeah, there was one more banana.
Yeah.
I hope it's bomb.
More back.
Yeah I'd say.
Rotating?
There's probably one site, one's gonna be coming up middle.
Up middle, okay.
Oh my god.
That's the same thing that happened to me.
where was he? Oh, that's on site. It's in site. You're going to go.
All right, last guy's site.
Not a lot of time.
Oh, good try. Good try.
Very nice try. Very good try.
What the fuck?
A little broke now, unfortunately.
Make sure you get a Fort next round.
Yeah, let's slow play slow play B again.
I can't even buy a needle.
We're so back.
I'm just going to be a little worm in the apartment.
Let's go.
A little worm.
I'm going to get a little worm.
Oh, my god.
Oh, they smoked my Molly.
I'm going to smoke off their angle.
I smoked their Molly.
I dinked a guy in apartments.
I'm so mad.
It's probably.
It's a test.
One's just causing a ruckus banana, but the prefire in me
in the church, you guys hold here.
I'll rotate it.
No, you should all rotate.
You should all rotate.
OK.
OK.
Rotating.
Balcony.
Then I'm gonna rush through apartments.
Peace.
Back right of sight.
Oh, you know.
Alright, we got money now.
Oh, E-4 and one there.
That makes me so mad I could spit.
I'm buying.
Hrk, tour!
Buying.
Buying you, buying you, buying you.
Yeah, you've been watching Chibli.
Y'all don't get a rush at me.
One of y'all should fall back.
Oh, I'm so sorry, I stabbed the pot with the back of his nose.
I wasn't even trying to click my mouse, I was just holding it.
I guess some Util B for sure.
Is that air smoke?
There's a lot coming in.
Heavy banana side? Just Util for now.
I'm so sorry.
What the heck was that?
There was one peeking right side there.
I think they're on beat we need some help
The planting backs I don't know where that guy went just a nice from us. Okay, we're some place. Yeah
I'm going to try to save my gun and while you guys do that maybe open a knife you have
to try for the clutch it's that simple.
What the hell is this?
got a damn csgo banana sticker on it brutal not even Chiquita three cases
immediately three different people damn you know the hell nice huge for a
Alright, you want a gun can I have that I'm for you on a different gun or you like that?
What do you mean?
That M4. Oh, did he get you he's begging you for the one that you have right now. I bought it
Do you want me to buy you a gun no no no you're good you're good
I think you wanted a vanilla skin or something for some reason I'm gonna play up this time
your feet on it
holy
he sweats man they're so sweaty
no they're sweaty they're just throwing grenades
yeah like a hundred of them
well yeah they got money
out mid strange smoke
oh i thought i might get him there
that was apartment guy
There's like a thousand on B right now. Yeah, B B is lost. Oh, I hit him a lot long
That's a heavy smoke, bro, oh, I'd like it
12 is all they get guys, 12 is all they get.
No matter.
Without trying to sound insulting, what do you all do?
Sure, sure, sure.
Yeah.
I'm gonna...
I got it, I got it.
You stay banana, I got it.
I'm gonna give it a shot.
Okay.
Moving stock.
Moving sun.
I'm gonna play indusite.
You're gonna play indusite.
Justin, where do you want me to go here?
uh play like by these boxes okay you don't have to peek uh actively but i'm
going to try to like draw them up okay okay that alt mid
oh shit i fucked up it's okay it's okay
and cable in my position
I think it's them and the AWP guy.
You can pick up Dan if you want.
Say it again.
No, no time to do this.
can I peek whenever you see someone?
Yeah.
Well, it worked.
The trade, trade.
Oh my god, kill them all.
Blanky.
Oh, you got him there, too.
Last guy's banana, yeah.
Nice.
Nice, good round.
Justin did around.
Thank you.
Ryan, good, good, good, good.
Let's go.
Apollo, don't bite, don't bite, don't bite, don't bite.
Anyone got an M4?
There it is.
I admit you did.
Thank you, thank you.
You got one with the skin on it?
No.
Because it's like, you got to paint your own, man.
Expect them to go like heavy apartments.
I think everything's going to be good.
We're going to go, all right, let's hit it.
Now the table's been set.
How nice is that?
Say something in the game.
I'm just going to throw my name back off immediately.
I think I'm never going to pick anything again.
so I'm a very passive it smoked off Apollo made kind of oh apartments god
damn it I should have had a horrible play I just thought I could use you till
cover balcony you got one you died in the fire
what one's in our spawn
the warm up game. Yeah, I got a crosshair, Dan. It is crazy, but it's
a very stimulating. Looks like the the HUD of a plane in Top Gun or
something like that.
What do you you guys have other crosshairs?
I just got me justins, honestly.
Are you using my how do you copy it?
While you're spectating someone, you could like, there's a
button to take it. But there's also a setting to that.
like you only ever see your own crosshair.
Like when you're spectating us,
are you seeing your own crosshair or are you?
No, I'm seeing like a dot on like Corey's screen.
Okay, yeah.
So like while you're speckin' someone
if you wanna steal theirs,
I don't know what button it is,
but it should say it on the bottom side.
You tab right click to get your mouse pointer.
Okay.
Left click on the person's name, I think,
and copy crosshair.
Okay, I gotcha.
Yeah.
Take that.
I'm I'm I'm Joe put your love in votes on baby.
It's about to open the case.
Do it in game when we can see it.
Do it in game when we can see it bro.
My favorite Dan.
Luke favorite Dan map.
damn oh yes snake bin money spread right now okay honestly like I would never
endorse this we got a second one cuz the first one's so bad hey they hit me with
such a fucking debate man it actually hurt
That's okay, we hit the button that the NES Mac then I can kind of live with that one
man.
Wait, the Terminator, Terminator 2 theme song?
Yeah.
I'm going to get my wife.
That's my wife.
Let's try an upper rush.
Upper rush.
First three out squeaky, last two in the back go out hot.
So upper rush we take sight right?
Not outside?
Yes.
Yeah.
All right looks like I'm going to get ready for someone to be in like mini.
Like as soon as you open squeaky there's going to be a guy that you're ready for.
Justin I'm just staying with you. I'm ready Ledge
Here we go
One's in sight
Nice get that bomb. Yeah, come in coming from outside
above above above heaven heaven heaven to two outside
Watching heaven squeaky good shot. I'm dead. I'm dead on squeaky
oh good job and try you hear those shots holy cow
what's he doing with that bomb man
teasing it whatever tick long diffuser I don't care I can open a case do it do it
let me see what you got what if I told you it was fucking ass
mm oh
We could we saving or mine by the eagle, but you guys can do what you'd like. Yeah, just make sure you could buy full next round
I'm gonna try to see what ramps like
We have pretty good luck on that usually you are the ramplared
Yeah, I am close. But yeah, but I got a lot of tech in there, right?
Okay.
Take smoke, dude. Now we're good. Now we're good.
Outside?
We could wait out the smoke and go, but this is already kind of rough on pistols.
Oh, he's in there.
I just shot every damn bullet in there, mailed.
This is bad.
Yeah, that's what you asked me.
Maybe we should do this.
We fed that guy.
All right, all right, lock in
All right from here just watch it kicks a nice default round
I'm gonna watch for ramps someone watch for that guy to go and put
You got side and fuck around. I'm gonna go outside and do what you just said
I watched squeaky
What that
It Molly Hut
Outside had a bit of an issue.
Yes, one's been found out.
Yeah.
Grenaded Hut.
Apollo's doing it on the side.
Oh, Squeaky. Dropped one Squeaky.
I keep hitting him. I don't know how he-
Oh my god.
Friggin' Ram. Mag 7?
Ram's guy's getting it.
He smoked me in Hut.
Oh, what the I gotta go outside.
There's just a tiny little thing you can sit in.
I hate the bomb is right there.
Back to back purple boys just throwing that out there.
He's up.
Oh, no, he wasn't.
came from hot
oh oh no
he was behind the bent
yeah just sit there
I don't have enough to buy
I can't
I can save
Let's see. Save. Save. Okay. I'm safe.
I'm really sure what to try on the save.
Oh,
I'm still I'm
my my will has been destroyed by a guy.
Mag 7 and the Mag 7 is too crazy.
Hmm.
I pushed into that.
Let's smoke fun again.
Oh my god you scared the crap out of me.
I'm going to cross.
Oh my god I thought for sure I had him.
I thought for sure I had him.
I didn't expect to see that guy.
Oh the crossfire.
Oh my god.
We got this guy.
Justin's right. There is no matchmaking in this at all.
There's not much.
This is gonna give us a five stack.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's true.
Other people play.
I see Dan.
I'm just gonna try to work this.
Ramp is gonna be rough.
Outside you go maybe move around
Oh my god, I shot the fucking shadow, bro
One outside
Drop them one more day at the bottom you might get flanked from outside careful
Oh, I don't even know where he was, honestly.
He was heaven.
Up top?
Yeah.
I have a feeling they're going to go onto our roof.
Where do you think they are?
You're going to have to go down to the left at the top of the ladder.
Oh, he's on the roof.
Huge!
Where's the next one?
Where's the next one?
garage next to you yeah and you're still probably gonna be one up to your left
imagine a wall bang there'll be where's the bomb here oh
I'm going to push Lobby.
What is that little nut corner call?
What would you call it?
I don't know if it has anything.
Alright.
It could just be nut corner now.
We all know it's nut corner.
Alright.
It's nut corner.
They're probably just going to keep trying to push Lobby.
Yeah.
strategically place yourself
When he all wants to sit like up there watching ramp, and I'm gonna sit here watching
Which way is ramp just to the there's one guy just peeked. Oh, that's a pile
Justin what you want me to look this way? We should not be piled. Oh my god. Oh
I'll hold outside
He's there
I need to hold lobby again. We just need to not be on a pile together. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
Nice
So ramp is when you enter the door to the left when you go going through this little hot that's the that's the ramp
Then the hut is dead ahead when you're straight through and squeaky is to the right
Mm-hmm, let's try to hold lobby you're going we're just gonna we got right out of it
That is ramp right there, okay
I'm gonna sit watching anyone got squeaky. I do yeah, I'll watch outside
I mean, I'll watch it for every push.
They mollied hut?
Now we don't want to push.
Yeah.
squeaky open I'm gonna molly nut corner right here
got one right I think ramps taken when this came down ladder I hit him but I'm
backing up I think he's not anyone got a smoke for that or flat I got it's not
I'll smoke him.
Still watching.
Nice.
Someone's coming through that hole, Justin.
Let's try to get one together.
I hear one advance.
They opened the door here.
Okay.
I'm going to smoke him.
I'm still on ramp.
He's the last guy.
Good, good freaking plays guys, good plays.
See when Justin kills four of them it's easy for us to win.
We should do that more.
Whoo, watch for them. They're like a rush again. Yeah, they played spots. They're like, all right, that don't work
Justin I go ladder where should I be looking or I don't need to go up here Justin's already covering your angle there
I'm on record. That's where you would normally look I got one ramp, but I don't want to necessarily push off it
expect them to like push behind us now Ryan where's a better spot for me to help
You can't really see anything from up there to be honest
If Justin's on ramp if he's not on ramp you cover the ramp though gotcha
You just flexed in that first second. Yeah, exactly. Oh god, I'm gonna throw a flash ramp, but I'm not following through
We might want to try to take ramp come on with you. Oh, there's two there too there too one's off in the two
Let's go squeaky the lower with you. You trust me. Yep
You little
No, man, no
Hmm
I
Was he was your he was dead he's dead
Oh, well heaven heaven heaven heaven heaven is wrong
I'm dead with over there. Can you count a shoot? Oh, okay behind me
What a fucking player
Wow my god he's insane oh that of the bomb what the fuck oh I picked it up good
time I just try and see is there any run where we all go outside that money fucks
you too if you die after the timer wait you don't get your money no no if the
time runs out the babies make this game more stupid and drink milk from the
mommies like oh man that's their their punishment system for saving you guys
are all my friends if one of these starts another round without holding w
immediately i'm gonna freak the fuck out i'm gonna i'm gonna fucking freak out
op-down ramp another one huge lower he went lower with the op army smoke
low got hot okay nice nice we got lower we got coming lower with you and for here if
you want oh one's coming from that heaven I'm just gonna Molly the ramp so
that they can't get down oh we have ones up here ramp
I
Job play good job
All right boys
Done well done, I think they're gonna be more careful about
Yeah, I don't want to pick it, but I do want to be like
You know, I want to mock me, you know.
If you're feeling yourself.
I'm feeling myself.
They're coming just right here.
Sorry, they mocked me.
The shot through the squeaky dam, be careful.
Okay.
Careful for a ramp push? No, they smart.
Whoa, dude, that made the car run.
We're hot.
I threw one close to my mark.
Okay.
On the other side of the wall.
Ben, uh, open the door.
I- I- Your death is on me.
That's not your fault.
One's mini-garage.
Be careful.
I'm behind you, Corey.
Nice, dude.
Last one should be in your upper.
Who's bomb?
Oh, yeah, he's in heaven.
Ouch.
If you can try to get bomb, go lower with it.
It's down.
Oh!
Good job.
All right, boys.
We can do this.
You can use my money there fucking piss me off into hitting heads up.
You did, you did kind of go crazy.
Apollo what's been going on outside, I'm going to go get a few picks, but what's going to happen?
So far they throw it in the cindy area and then leave, so they might be something different this time, genuinely.
If we're making noise by hunting stuff it'll probably draw their outside.
I'm going to leave bomb lock, I don't want a smart, smart spot.
One in garage? Is that what that is?
Garage, I know.
It was the RUHOT MAN!
Motherfucker.
Pushing ramp.
Keep moving, yeah.
Oh, shit.
It's just a fellow.
Oh, that's dry.
Oh.
It's one of both of you, all more.
Yeah, 4D would be nice.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
Can I afford a gun? I have something weird this round. I'm gonna go right through...
I could buy you a gun.
Oh, it's too late.
You trying to go through Squeaky?
No, no, no. The other one. Hut? I'm just gonna go right through Hut.
Yeah, I'm gonna need open Squeaky and put pressure on it.
Yeah.
I missed.
Oh, I can't hear it comes
They're both kind of hurt on her side. Oh my god, I killed one with the Molly
Oh, I'm not that flying flying to my life
8 is all they get man 9 is all they get oh no sneaky beaky like 8 is all they get if
you can't count hmm someone playing floor from like mini garage watching squeaky I can
do that I can be your guy okay you're my man what is the one word to match mini
garage boy follow me for like three seconds to now go with you whatever you
need I'll follow you go I'll go ramp here on the right mini garages this time I'm
got right here how long were you I made a stand okay uh you can you can hold
next to where we are it's fun oh yeah we're at every ramp every ramp every ramp
every ramp you should look outside though we're gonna go down vents let's go
down then they're on squeaky they are
head right dude it's actually might be the one of the worst songs ever made it's
horrible it's it's legitimately like a Cognito has it what it's something that
when you learn about it it's harmful to you
I'm begging you yeah it's like it was a little bit like a kick-top dance ramp again
nice all right sorry I had a good one ramp but one's upper from bombs up
Bombshopper, flanking outside.
They're planting?
Oh, they got me.
Under ladder going to heaven.
Bombshopper, right?
I don't think this is our problem, but we don't need three on many.
I'll take many.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
to be like like yeah to ramp I'm going up ladder someone on many and then someone
watching outside you can also watch outside from like if you go lower and
then around that back way you know sneaky place to watch from we had nobody
outside so I'm going to play uh garage
got to throw smoke center
I'm gonna leave this to you Corey. It's all right. I said I'm gonna leave this to you.
Oh okay okay
I got steps outside. I'm here. Oh yeah one's from there.
Oh, you opt me for mouse, outside spawn.
I'm planting lower.
Yeah, they could easily go lower from here.
Wow, they were already there.
There was nothing rampside, man.
One's above.
Sorry.
Damn, damn!
Oh, oh, what has a second away from it
The hopler man
Yeah, money money kind of tight out here
Does anyone have a range they can watch outside?
Yeah, I can watch I can watch outside
Brian where they've been coming from mostly
All over but like I just need one outside so I can watch for many otherwise. They just walk down
They see me so one ran by me in the mini which should not be possible
Okay, since I'm missing out on the party here.
I'm 4HPing.
Oh, wait, why did you shoot him?
He was there the whole time.
I just saw a guy walk in my shot.
I
They killed me mini
I'm sorry, they're planting I mean where
Oh, I'm sorry Justin. It's okay. We go we go again first off. He's gonna win this then then we go again. Oh
This is very funny like I four Hp
Yeah
It's because I you were behind I saw Justin and then like three seconds passed and then you shot him
I decided I saw him just creeping into the hut. I was like, oh
Channeling like his fucking kidney too
That's a tough one y'all
Pretty bad. I don't want to hamstring the group
But we play Mirage or ducks
I just I don't know the other maps. Yeah fair enough
And like my shooting is already a liability but map knowledge should not be
We're gonna get you
like an AK
That is true the the op is not the op the org is
You know you're playing with the safety weights on
the dust queue is nice.
Okay, but like next case though.
Yeah, I'm going to say it's me this time.
Like we're always to you first. I feel like one of us has been here. I'm gonna I'm gonna force. I'm gonna say it's me this time
We don't lose that we've never lost us once ever that's true
Even better even better than a knife
I mean it's a bigger
Honestly probably better again kills probably way better at getting kills M249. Yeah, I think I'm gonna like
And so beer is what we do not really a bee spawn you want to go long
Let's do it. You're whatever you say cap. I mean IGL. Let's go long
Have you uh, have you even gotten like a pink or I am like I think I'm pinkless bro. That's crazy
I know I'm gonna get three reds in a row and and probably golds. He's only getting stink
Could be worse
Just have a good guy for you next round
That's I'm here tell me when it's the next round so I can tell you about my good guy
Sure, sure all three are there all three there try to get across to mom
What if we all die and fucking suck
What the hell was did you hear this sorry, it's my phone someone's someone's washing cycle is done. Oh
Where's last guy
It's guy who only drifts off to anal on his birthday
Sorry, that's good. That's a good guy. I
So really like thinking about grown man who's jerk. Yeah, like the back of a before your secret catalog
Yeah
I don't know. You stay here for a second Dan. I'm gonna peek along. It's Dan's favorite topic. They smoked long. Never mind.
Or he didn't buy a gun. Got one on shoot. No. They killed me mid with the Deagle. That's two down A. I hear one double doors.
Can you plant Dan and you plant right there against that box. Good stuff guys, good stuff.
I don't you you were like he can't be alive after that, but he just stood there
Oh, I'm much I did the right thing
Oh, he's on he's coming he's coming cat cat. Yeah, you're left Justin. Okay. Yeah
I mean that calls for one right there be excited no man that's just that's it
comes with this bro comes this is good oh my god again I can't believe it yeah
y'all work it doesn't have to be a rush I'm gonna go lower with the bottle or
you don't have to come I just you know I don't lose the bomb like a idiot I'm
I'm not playing like poopy butts right now
I saw one
Take that!
He did!
You two made?
I'm looking for the cat guy
Nothing belong
They're rotating off B
Apollo, let's go B
You shoot at me, mid
I'm just fucking white swinging this shit
He's blue, I'm bleeding
I'm going to go cat
Oh yeah, that's fine
I'll keep some pressure on
You went window?
Before I were that one was down there, but
Say no more. Oh, there's a cat boy cat boy. Dan be careful the cat boy
Oh, that's fine my bed
The one should be coming from yeah exactly
CT spawn. You little bee.
Oh, he's tunneled.
Huge, huge tunnel hurt.
You guys, you guys match the soul, bro.
Beautiful round.
Good round.
They rotate fast.
As soon as they heard you on a there be guys.
It's like a rain.
OK.
Kind of same setup this round.
We have the same sponsor.
There to be more careful of B for sure.
My damage is two and one, eight and one.
Yes.
Yes.
Two and B.
Sorry, I'm smoking mid for you.
You're good.
Two and B.
Oh, my God, fucking scouted me.
Is the mid smoke didn't work?
No, it was a little too forward, I guess.
too forward
too close to us instead of
oh i see
you have any u-tilt then?
yep that's where he was he's right there
i don't
i'm going back to respond to help these guys be then
like i hear me
What there's too short they have bomb.
I'm not expecting it.
Throw that Molly deep.
I think I hit him.
On your left?
Yeah.
uh yeah what's going on they long likely is there anything on they smoke early
usually uh there was a scout on it last time
smoke is already there repeat their smoke well i'm fucking swinging
are you gonna smoke for spawn no he's oh yeah i do
I don't know what it went through. Oh shoot him guys!
Dang it
He said spawn
Don't pick the off. Don't pick the off. Just take site. Take site.
Here's to come to you guys
Watch for the flank gory. Yep all behind. Yeah
Yeah, he's up. I wouldn't be
Where you looking Justin Justin you can get him another one
Long long long long long up you got both coming that way both
Oh my God, Chuck.
This guy's skin pisses me off.
It does look like Theo Vaughn.
It really does.
That makes me angrier to hear that.
You're saving her?
Yeah, I'm gonna save this one.
He can't afford armor, so not worth buying.
I'm a deagle armor though, you want to let's try to get and be quick for you. Maybe we just get lucky quick be I'm coming
Okay, fuck me I guess what happened body block you smushed me into the wall
He's hurt oh god grenade there's another right
I thought my crosshair was on that dude's head
Crazy plant
Nice, that was actually that was sick the absolute
Not a bad saver
And launch it
Make it so oh my god, oh my god
Where we going boys
I'm gonna get a peek on like they didn't smoke time. I'm mad for you man. I mean this is
I'm gonna try to pick that be a guy Paula. Yes, it's absurd. Where'd he help us time? If he gets the pick we go in
I'm lagging the knife around so I think I got good luck on this one. I'm just gonna peek it
I'm gonna watch your lord
He won't have me that's rough
Look at this guy to peak short, okay, let's be good the same time right three two one
Apparently I'm barely I'm buggy ass
The crosser is right on top of his head, but you can't even you can't kill him
Oh, babe
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
Hmm that would be funny if I'll do that you can just like randomly take one
Well, I saw that now talk to me boys just walk it up you have time you can walk the whole way
I'm not the left. Oh you saw one by the box
You know, what was that guy doing oh?
Low he can't get you get that bomb plant that bomb plant that bomb
What they do kill you yeah behind behind you you little you little you're a piece
I do tell if they have a kit when they diffuse it or not
I mean they have like 45 seconds to diffuse you like it's the two little bags on his back right now
Oh my god, he stands on a smith.
He's got a crazy knife and like $400 gloves or some shit.
Man, look at that.
He must be gonna kill me.
Yeah, he did.
I'm gonna go out long fast again.
I'll flash for you.
Thank you.
Me when I'm a sperm.
I'll flash.
Is there any point in smoking long?
Me when I'm a sperm.
Let's try to think of the site is when you want to.
Here comes the flash.
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Late ass long death.
He's behind the car, Dan.
I don't, I don't, I'm sorry.
So he triple killed us.
Did I get a replay of, because the microsser was on top of his head.
It was on top of his head and I shot him two times.
Really, I hit him, but the only thing I could see was his head.
So I really want an explanation on that.
I go all the way through spawn, Dan, to meet Corey at B.
Corey, you should just hold that.
There you go.
And now just hold sight for Dan to get there.
Who's gonna tell him?
Oh nice.
Take your time, take your time.
I didn't see shit down there.
Are we all gonna be a little brookish, most of us?
It's really just me who can't buy
I've got a full kit, so when I die here, I'm gonna rush B again
I'm gonna die you follow behind me get the trade take my gun take the site. Okay. All right. I'll take all your uterus, too
Watch that guy off in the cross you might get past those doors fast
I
Don't care I'm going out. Oh my god
It's crazy
There's your gun Justin they got off on the time I
Where was off
It's like window
Well, maybe I'm not here. I'm just walking on her fucking
They're gonna look like fucking fools.
Come on, come on, don't worry about it, yeah.
Damn.
Nice.
I'm gonna get my gun.
I got a gun.
Not that one.
You think it's gonna be now?
There's gonna be an op-on.
He's just shooting blindly through the door.
I think it's gonna...
I think it's gonna...
I think it's gonna...
I think it's gonna...
I think it's gonna...
I think it's gonna...
I think it's gonna...
I think it's gonna...
He's just shooting blindly to the door.
I think we have to try to get him.
I'm gonna try.
Here's some...
There's at least a side of the strafe out and shoot me in the head at the person down.
Alright, Corey, I got a plan.
We gotta go fucking fast though, so I'm gonna run.
When I get down there, we're both gonna go door at the same time.
Ready?
Three, two, one, go.
We have to do something.
something. The heart was there. Oh, I should have taken dance P 90. It was blessed. Two
blues. Are you kidding me? Apollo. They hate it. It was worse than that. It was like sick.
Oh my god. Oh my god. I got I got just a great opening them. Where are we going boys?
Try. I would love to try to get on cap, but it's hard with them up in bed. So this is
the rush a brush a. Yeah, yeah. Long man. I'm going to try to go in short. Dust
But I need to try to get a smoke down.
I'm hoping I'll get off of these only my eyeballs.
We've been OK long.
I fucked my smoke.
Car's clean.
I'm flashed.
They're faded.
I smoke.
They are up in the middle.
Oh.
Was he on top?
No, it's a spawn.
back to the same time there on that one
nice save oh my god
that was a one nice try that was a word
last two of those up top
I still think long is our best option, man.
We can get through the door, whoever they've got covering long.
I mean, this is rich coming from me, but they're not that good.
Why am I so far away, man?
Y'all go, I'm going to go short again and just try to get there quicker and not die.
Let's do this.
Runnin', runnin' long.
Descend it, bro.
I'm going to box.
Where?
Wow, they're actually playing counter.
That's crazy.
Eat that.
Oh, come on.
He's getting behind and you're off to me in the head.
I got a snake.
I don't know what I'm gonna do.
Just peek in and we'll try to take him.
I hate that.
I hate that.
I hate that.
I hate that.
I hate that.
I hate that.
I hate that.
I hate that.
I hate that.
like this is the lowest rank right so it doesn't go lower than this rush the
heck out of B the lowest rank in Valo like when you watch them play the game
you struggle to comprehend like how someone like you don't think they're
even functioning with the keyboard correctly like it's like I am people
you know where the WQ is right just saying it gets kind of crazy the
different
you take these
I can't go through that
oh you have to be a bomb there
did you throw the smoke then?
huh?
I'm a flash, I'm a flash it.
BITUS, BUNS, BUNS, BUNS!
I can't, I don't have the gun for that.
Did you get spawned, guy?
One's double door, so I couldn't get through the shop.
Yeah, all the guys there.
Watch out, spawn.
I have sight.
I'm planting.
I'm gonna off, I can't really peek it.
Oh, it came, it came. Yeah, tunnel.
Look at that.
Oh, they got two tons, the two tons.
Two tons on the door.
Hey, it's a...
Oh, then he comes up the fucking top.
Nine is all they get, guys. Nine is all they get.
I
Plus I just got a purple a.k. Oh
What's it look like? It doesn't look great
I'm going be car. I got it. I know one's getting past the car man
I get anything with a blue then we're saying negative blue a multi-flora
Yeah, no, no, I'll be seen. Yes. Where you playing Justin
Where you playing?
I'm playing short A.
Short A, I'll play along.
Let's make this registration.
Cory, I'm going to smoke it.
Okay.
You got to win this round.
One or two are here at least.
Oh, chiefs.
That smoke was crazy.
Oh, bomb down.
That guy dinked me.
I
You got bomb I think no, you didn't know he didn't I have no health I want to cover that with you, but
To here to here
What the fuck that guy's crazy steps near me
We're gonna have bomb and be
Shit, what's an army dude is holding W?
And the stat rack
Well, you know, it looks like you're shooting them to me see that's I don't know maybe my eyes are on backwards
Let me say I got 86 and four. That's actually that makes sense
Yeah
We should one I think we force up we're three time
We got to get a win we got to get a win here or some of the bad guns sucks
Then you can't buy a real gun next force that mean bye I
Think we just do you leave it. I think I do this we should try from air see if it's it can't be yours
When we're getting creamed. Yeah, he's got a good rush man rush man
This is my worst yes, I think I've ever played
Becomes tons
One down.
Ah, he's dinged on short.
He's alone.
Two on B.
Nice shot.
Oh, excuse me?
He deigned me.
Only two left.
I
Mom boys
Let's go. Oh, he's fun. Just if you stick it
He didn't peak I trusted you on that one. I
I thought he was about to piss me a million percent of the times and he just didn't peek.
Corey, can you buy a fire? Incendiary?
Yep.
Yep.
Alright. I'll smoke if you incendiate it.
He's in the air for the smoke.
Smoke, smoke.
What's that? Put the smoke out, right here, right here, I forgot to try it.
Two flashes long.
He's quiet.
Two more on short, two more on short, good bomb.
They are probably in A site by now.
Yeah, I gotta go around. I can't retake long.
What?
As you are welcome in the slow
the jigs are ready up, I would say, I would just.
Entry frag.
Huge, huge assist.
Kind of bull, you guys gotta go though.
Oh, he's- what?
Why is he so low?
It's like he blends in with the blood, uh, the bloodstained box.
I didn't expect him to crouch that low at the UB.
More, more chest high.
You got dynamic camo.
Mm-hmm.
That's been a rough one, I'm not sure.
By shit.
We won the first three and then just got fucking rolled.
This was we have lost 12 in a row.
Well, I'm sure he's a little hurt.
I got to go.
Be.
I think that just goes out.
I got steps B.
Corey. Yeah, for a day.
Blanking cat right now.
I'll be there in like eight seconds.
Yeah, I'm actually like pure dogwater.
I saw two jumping on Xbox.
It's clear, nice clear.
I'm not sure man.
Oh, I thought you had him for sure, man.
Oh, that little rat.
What a little rat, man.
Just a little head popped out there.
clickbait. Oh no. That's the worst. You and me both brother. It's horrible bro. Hello.
Hello. I think I hate dust. I think honestly we've just been overmatched so far today.
Maybe maybe. I mean those guys not only had lineups but like the lineup they had hit
the top of the arch above the door and the smoke exploded and filled down into the door.
It did, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It should not be facing against anyone like that.
It was crazy.
You know, it's crazy.
This case, it's about to go big up.
I can't keep it from you.
I got to pass them.
I have 76 percent of the games necessary to queue for Premiere.
That's crazy.
I'm mind boggled that you have played this much and Valve
still won't let you play the game mode that the people play.
that's that's that's crazy clean my weekly rewards oh damn where's my weekly
rewards bro it's friday yeah i didn't get mine yet
got a revolver skin
in a case i'll never open
Can you sell those cases?
Yeah, yeah.
Damn.
Absolutely.
Damn, you're right.
I gotta put on my new AK, bro.
That might be the difference, man.
You guys play this with cross legs?
Oh my God.
You can't change your guns when you're killing.
You can't change your guns when you're killing.
That's a great idea.
You should be right back anyway.
Nice.
Hit a cancel on that cue.
Yeah.
That's nothing you don't have enough games played to do Premier.
apparently you gotta have more wins
which is like that
hahahahahahha
that's true that's fucked up
you really want to send those to me?
it's the only map Dan knows how to play, it's Dust2 and Mirage
it didn't help us
make it to Sprite
no there you go
i think he's gone no
Mirage is uh... banana
No, that's inferno.
That's inferno.
Oh, this is us.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
OK, OK.
Dust three.
Why do you keep killing if he's not here?
Yeah, I wouldn't keep doing it, because it will eventually
be like.
It really, it'll lock us out.
Yeah.
For a few minutes.
Who's gonna put me in a position where I have no other choice with the open cases
So we Jiro got an ultrasound yesterday and they like shave this whole belly
It's so funny like picking him up and feeling like it's weird
You never do that to yourself though
Ultrasound myself no no shave your whole belly
No, I used to
I've been there, done that.
I'm kind of back on the wave, honestly.
Seems like it wastes the time.
Well, it's crazy because I got my back lasered,
so I had to shave it first.
And it takes forever for the back hair to grow back.
But the chest and stomach hair grows back in two days.
That was so crazy.
For a day, you're like, this is awesome.
And then on day three and beyond,
when you're touching your chest or stomach,
It's like you're touching a short hair dog.
And I'm like, this isn't the vibe I'm going for.
This is like.
It's it's a good stuff to grow through your shirt, too.
Like your shirt gets hooked on the on the.
Yeah, I can't do it too much because I'll get ingrown hairs as well.
Cue me up.
All right, then.
My hair, Gary, loves growing in.
Are you got how on a scale of zero to ten, how much to getting
Lazard hurt about like a zero point seven fire to join a game
Would you it didn't hurt at all didn't feel like a needle then I think you know
Justin, I think you need to reload the game. I unfortunately will it not let you invite me
You're in the party for us though
Just like a random question for you. How come the the automatic off doesn't show up
up. The automatic up. It's like a scarred one. And you take something else up. Yeah.
Okay. Oh, my steam friends. Yeah, something's something's down because I can't even do I
couldn't open a case. It wouldn't let me. No shot. No. Join a game. Oh, it's gonna
We come back so quickly.
No, this is good.
I'm retiring case openings.
I think I still got like six.
Oh, yeah, disconnected.
How long are you gonna be retired for those?
Real question, when's your return?
Steam cloud out of date.
Steam might have a...
Are we Cloudflare posting?
Is something going on?
Oh, wait, I think it's back.
Yeah, I do think it just came back.
Huge.
I was talking about it in the Discord like two days ago.
You know why CS2 is goaded and DOTA2 is like DREC?
Even if you've been getting bodied, like if you're 12-0,
I mean, a headshot's still lethal, bro.
you always got a chance to at least have fun
i've had like dot is so crazy to me that like at the end of the dot again
you can unload a skill that took like eighty four seconds to charge and the
person just goes
it's something that something just hit me
that i just get damaged by something i'm just gonna keep walking
you can i mean visible now
build power as you play in the game. Yeah, unfortunately.
I see one friend online and it's not you guys.
I see people online and it's not you.
I'm very offline. I don't.
Yeah, mine is disconnected right now.
It might be mine is back to steam steam is down now for me.
Is there anything else down?
What are you doing?
Who bought you that server?
Wait, wait, I see some of you.
I'm still disconnected.
Yeah, I should still disconnected.
I see Apollo and Dan.
I've been invited, but I don't see you, so that's...
I see Justin.
Oh, you were in the lobby for a second.
second. Well, Steam is required to join a game.
That's it.
I thought you would know that by now.
I'm starting to try to join a game.
I don't think I can join you, Ryan.
Try to see you. Look at that.
Oh, there we go.
We start CS here.
So we're able to connect with the Steam network.
Please check your network connection.
Yeah, my Steam network is that I'm on the Steam network.
I joined.
You're on the Steam network.
He's on the Steam network.
I'm in the network.
My cloud is out of sync.
You know controllers aren't supported for this?
I am.
I got Mathis.
Mathis is on snooze right now.
Yeah, whatever.
The guy who's only talked to Mathis like 10 years ago.
I haven't talked to him for a while.
He was talking about Mugenics.
the framing he was like yeah i'm only at this part of the game and i was like
brother you're like thirty seven hours ahead of me
he was like i don't know he's like don't spoil anything for me i'm only here and
i'm like i have no idea what you're talking about at all
i'm on the genics cliff man cliff the blueprints uh style cliff
well no the silk song style cliff i'd rather say the game is so good right so
good great game of course so many crazy cool parts
But the antagonistic design of the epic troll I got you, starting to wear a little thin.
The events kind of piss me off to be honest with you.
It's bad enough that the runs are like two hours long, but when you're doing a two hour commitment,
you commit some good cats, you go into a run and then two events in, it's like,
your cat suffered this horrible degenerative disease and now the abilities don't work anymore.
It's not wacky
I'm not crazy also like I played new genics
I don't know maybe like three streams straight and then the next stream
I didn't play me genics and it felt like I came back to life
It was like John snow like season five
I
Think the game play sucks, but like the humor is like so epic
I'm sorry, you guys put too long steams required.
You guys need to take my steams back, but I'm not going to steam you baby.
Justin you'd love Mr. Tank, he's a very creative character.
You should be able to open cases not in steam.
They have buildings for offline cases.
I was saying they should make a fake case opening, just like a game that's just over a thousand of them.
There's a lot of them.
I opened cases on stream one time and I got an email from someone being like,
did you like to do a sponsor for our case opening website? And I'm like, no.
Those are fake cases or they are real cases?
I don't know. I don't know what case opening website means.
I just have to wear the thought to immediately close the email and not think about it further
My game is launching for a long time. I invited you
There are websites where I see you're playing exist for magic facts to where it just takes the odds of what would be in a pack
And you can just like rip it for free. Yeah, anything
It's a good way to discourage yourself though. Yeah, you realize when you do it
You're like damn I click the button 400 times to get a knife. Yeah. Yeah
I did it with a magic pack one where it was like, oh, it lets you open a collector pack.
So you can see how bad they are.
And I opened the collector pack and I had like a $2,000 serialized card or something.
And I was like, oh, come on.
Yeah, that's what I was going to say.
That's how they'd get you, right?
The meta is you go to like the NHL draft lottery simulator and you just press reroll
until your team wins the draft lottery and then you close the tab.
Nice.
Oh
Speaking of which oh shit. Oh shit. We got we got three people
Where did you just let it hang and load
Sorry, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Let me see if the case works
That's how we test it
Yes
No, we're unable to treat your item. Please try again. Oh
I
Don't see you guys yet
lives
Anyone here working like software or hardware engineering I want to answer for your crimes
games. Yeah, what's up? It's been a crazy week. YouTube went down for like 45 minutes,
bro. Oh no. That was like this. That's where you go. You start checking and seeing if there
was like an EMP that went off somewhere. Yeah. That's crazy. You're in the game, but
then I got kicked out. You infected. You got kicked out. I got kicked out of steams
required bro I'm with you and Justin in the lobby well that's that ain't me I'm
with what the hook that guy right here is not real I guess I'm gonna I'm gonna go
pee and I'll be right back okay I'm fun how is it down for Ryan and up for me
and then when it was down for me it was up for me let's say it's not up
for anyone probably it's what's yeah Chad is it up for you oh what the hell
Oh, okay. Yep, Steam is required to, yep, Steam, play the game.
Oh, yes, no, no, which is died again.
I'm going to check the, the, the, the Steam, the Steam down.com.
Yeah. Pretty sure. All right, um, a policy is just us, everyone else is doing other things.
What, uh, what topic are you really interested in that you think,
This guy's really last list.
It's just us!
I'm patting my cap, I'm listening.
It's just Cap.
Cap's here.
He's a leader.
Again, boring was a misspeak.
Okay, what was that?
Okay, what would it?
Relatable?
Does that what you said?
Yeah, unrelatable.
Okay.
Well, I can relate to anything so it hit me.
It's not true.
You can't be saying that.
Oh, I can't!
We can't be saying that on the internet in front of thousands of people, man.
That's crazy.
You can, like, hypothetically put on someone else's shoes and...
Yeah, but that's not really what relatable means.
You can literally put on someone else's shoes.
You can do that, but it won't fit.
That's true, yeah.
What does relatable mean, then, if you can't, like...
Relatable is, like, you know, oh, I, like, kind of understand this and I have something
and I kind of, like, already get it.
So, like, having a discussion about it, you know, I can participate and not
to be like an observer, you know? Well, how am I supposed to get it unless you talk to me about?
Well, it's not, that's not really what we're talking about. How does it?
Yeah, it is. You said you don't want to talk about it because it's not relatable. Well,
relate me. Relate me. Dan, we did, I'm going you out now. Okay. You've, you've, you've
unlocked it. You've unlocked me. You, during my sub-a-thon promised by chat, you came into
my chat. I didn't ask you came into my chat and said, furry interview at X amount of subs.
and you listen to an absurdly high number and then we hit that absurdly high number.
And so you had to do it. You then did the interview. You asked two questions about furry stuff and then
your next 14 questions and then we ended were all just like stream related and you dropped it completely.
But I don't remember that.
We talked about it for like 40 seconds in like a 20 minute conversation.
No, cause you told me you don't wear it all the time, just as special a K.O.
That's not what...
What? What?
I'm just saying, that's what unrelatable means.
Hold on, are you wearing it right now?
Who does that mean? Obviously no!
That's a bad, bad, bad question.
Thank you, thank you Ryan.
Oh, I'm picturing furries that always wear their furry costume.
That would be insane.
It's so hot and cumbersome.
and justin is that it
there are people who like dance in that shit and i think that they might be some
of the greatest athletes on the planet because i wear that shit for thirty
minutes and i get heat stroke
now we got a little anecdote for you
yes right at the the people the people saying dance and in quotations tell
them to upload a video of them dancing right now that's a good thing
have them prove it.
Prove you know what dancing means.
Music and games fest.
The hotel rooms kind of like face each other.
So like you could see hotel rooms across from you.
And there was a room that clearly had like a few
furry staining because there were just like
two fur heads sitting in the window.
Sure, yeah.
One night there were like nine fur heads in the window.
Yes, brother.
That's right.
Alright.
Steam's required to join the game, guys.
guys. Oh, no, this might be the longest, like, unscheduled steam outage in a while.
I've seen it.
I thought he was coming back and then it goes back.
Yeah.
Cloudflare is currently experiencing an issue.
I'm sorry, I'm trying out the crash shop, but the number of people in chat who are
like, well, if steam's down, why don't you play this game that is all steam?
Yeah.
Like, I'm losing my mind.
Do you want me to respond to that in good faith?
There's a silly ass suggestion, man.
Is Steam on Cloudflare, or is it on Amazon?
Apparently Steam is on Akagi.
The one that is the Majang anime?
Akamai?
That's it.
Something like that.
Akamai is currently experiencing an issue.
OK, can I ask one question I didn't ask during the interview?
Sure.
Is it in good faith?
No, it's a hundred percent a good faith, but I don't want to ask it and people say like muted,
canceled, muted.
But that's the hardest question.
Go ahead.
Okay.
The design of the suit, if you have to go to the bathroom, is there a flap or do you
have to take it off?
No, you have to take it off.
Okay.
I mean it depends.
Some suits are full suits, which is one I have, which is like the zipper is like
it starts at like that belly button and goes up.
like you're not you're you take the whole thing off but there are some that
are compartmentalized you can kind of take one part off okay the prices they
charge you should like handle the shit for you when you give you poop in there
should go like
I am back. Oh my god. Cats. I gotta throw a bottle at a cat and say stop it. Excuse me.
Rose literally like he's playing Dust2IRL right now. He chooses a cat tree and the cat tree
has these strings that like are like with the wires that hold the carpet in and they
like fray because they like scratch it. And he starts trying to eat the frayed like
wiring and need like you know trying to kill himself basically yeah
and he won't stop and listen
and so i just
a throw a bottle not added but in the general direction so that he goes away
that's how you bought his new favorite activity
my cat
it's uh... sticking his claws in the u s b ports in the back of the wall
and then he gets stuck and i have to be like what are you doing
Why do cats, how did they survive without us if they constantly attempt to end their own lives while they're in like a safe space?
It's crazy.
He's trying to charge, yeah.
They will be anything that's like hazardous to them.
He's working for the government justice and he's trying to plant something.
Oh no. He's got a keylogger in those bars.
When will steam be back up?
They don't know.
They don't know, guys.
They don't know.
Gabe.
Come on.
Guys, we cannot end this without a win, right?
I mean, it's about a game, man.
Ain't no way it's down for, I'd say, another no more than five more minutes.
It's going to be back.
It's coming back.
I'm going to go pick up a box that just got delivered.
I'll be right back.
What's in it?
What is that?
I just had a box delivered too.
And I'll tell you what, it's a suspicious question
to ask because it's like, huh?
Everything these days is delivered.
It could literally be anything.
I can't remember what's.
I know there's a staple gun in it
because I needed a staple gun.
That's kind of swag.
Yeah, I can't remember what.
I know there's at least one other object in it.
and I can't remember.
I don't even know what the last box I opened.
Oh, the last box I opened was a mug.
About a mug.
Last box I opened.
That's too much stuff to list,
because it was from Costco.
That's fair.
Well, you're thinking the mug I got,
it's like the vacuum sealed mug,
so like it's insulated.
That's just crazy magic.
I don't know why every mug isn't made that way.
because it's for a birthday sub-a-thon.
Okay.
What's the one's your birthday, March 10th?
On March 3rd.
Whoa!
What are you doing for the sub-a-thon?
I'm not sure yet.
I like a sub-a-thon, so it just becomes very relaxing.
Like I'll cook breakfast and dinner every day on stream.
Like normal stuff in the middle of the day.
What about at 1000 plus 1000 subs you get a butterfly knife and you frame
around emulate. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I could do that. I could do that. They do
you saw practice ones, you know, they saw like very dull butterfly knives. You could
practice your knife tricks. Can you get one with a fade on it though? I could certainly
try. Okay.
There's a great guy go off Kings watch them all the time or at least they have they
They have alerts that play with them.
But it's a guy who like twirls scissors around
like a butterfly knife and throws them
with extreme precision.
That's so awesome.
It's so funny.
The scissor guy's great.
Look up emote.
I've been in chat.
They're only named it to a meatloafing cat.
Cause that's just, they're the bait
for the look up emote every time.
That's like, I'd rather see minus twos
and look up, it's like, I'm serious, man.
Look up is just like, that's terrible, man.
Is that William H. Macy?
It's Willem Dafoe.
Oh, does he know what he kind of has
a William H. Macy type look to him in that picture?
What is that from?
Why does he look so distraught?
Is that from Spider-Man?
Well, in Spider-Man, I don't know
you ready for this.
I've been online for a minute now.
I'm back, I'm in.
I'm trying to launch.
I'm online, but it's not online.
I think it's fibbing. I don't think it's telling truth.
also like I made the mistake of clicking the recent cloud button so it takes like
five minutes and then it gives me the notification you get when you get an
achievement and it says it failed it goes on ring you say there's a party
join the game yeah it is just like it it's coming back and going and going away
and coming back going away guys if you're watching this at home stop cueing for
counter strike we need to cue for counter strike if you can all close team
please it's full servers are overloaded if you're in line stay in line no if you're
in line get out of line because we need to get in line
I click go to the polls quick case boys quick case can't cases are on the
server brother hate to break it to you
Imagine opening a knife and then it got rolled back.
Oh my god, can you?
Class action lawsuit.
It's fucked up they'd do this to us in like the one day in the past two weeks of
triplicating.
It's so crazy man.
I wanted to play every single day and it just couldn't work out and then the one
time.
The one time.
What time?
I've been online for a few minutes now.
Again, no, you aren't.
Like I see friends in the audience though.
You aren't, like you're on like the servers are down though.
I don't know.
Try to cue a game right now.
Cue doesn't matter.
Hey.
I'm going to start my, it's going to be so, it's going to piss me off so much if it comes
back right now and this is the time it actually works and it gets in the death match, oh no.
It did say matchmaking unavailable retryer.
Okay, okay.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Dude, some scam emails are getting like really nefarious.
bro
i got one from twitch saying that
they're taking my channel down for body
of what it was
no no no it was a real like it was the guy's name i like look them up on
linkedin but it was like times smith dot twitch at gmail dot com
but it was a real man i mean it was really well done yeah but then it's
always like click on this to appeal or something yeah yeah yeah
I got a lot of fake sponsor emails that like they're like, we just want to verify your address.
And I'm like, what?
That's a crazy first step in any sponsorship.
Well, it was like, we need you to sign an NDA.
We need like your name and address.
But when I checked the email, I'm like, well, I don't think you're using a
free email service from Lithuania.
Yeah, I'm from Nvidia.
I get this one, I get this one like pretty much daily.
And like, it's it's from a service called cloud.
And it says your account has been suspended.
The top of the email has like a green bar that says,
this message was sent from a trusted sender,
which is going to fuck some old people up.
Yeah.
Like that's going to.
And then it's like, update payment and secure my data.
But then you look at the email and it's like, at 5qp2g.mail.one.
You're like, it's like, there's no.
Oh, if I hit you guys.
I can hit the X instead of the check mark right.
You guys get the one on your phone where you'll be added to like a massive group text with like a hundred different numbers
and they just want you to like say something in the chat.
Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah.
And then I've never said anything but I've been added to a few and most of the time no one says anything
but there was one where someone was like, what is this? Who are you?
I was like, oh you know we got one.
I see everybody flooding Justin, which is a crazy twist of fate here.
I'll restart the game.
I keep getting a random text message just like, hey, can I talk to you?
I hate that when people I know do that to me.
I keep getting a phone call that was someone claiming to be from Coinbase being like, we
need to verify that someone is trying to steal your coinbase account by claiming your deceased
we need to verify some info and i'm like i don't have a coinbase account
yeah but somebody does and they'll fall for it
i'm hearing reports that fishing is bad yeah i think i say fishing is back
everybody out there gets fishing we need you to stop that
is back in a big way
and i think you're going to buy by the way
and i can test it by opening a case
it's true
the manual is back
someone in chat didn't say a cloudflare fix was implemented a few minutes ago
wcloud flare
and akagi
i really wish the case didn't open but it did work
oh shit it opened
it opened so it is back
wait wait let me try that and make sure mine works
I'll never know
If y'all ever get the email, that's like, I packed your webcam and I've seen videos
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
I told you the one where they sent the picture from Google Maps outside my apartment building
I know what you've been doing, it's like
Ok, and?
Are people that scared of like
Oh no, don't tell people I'm packing
Yeah, exactly like they can't know they can't know. Oh, not this son of a gun. Are you kidding me?
Anyway, I'm back. Case is working. Yep. I might I don't want to restart steam. What if that's the
the trap? I don't know. My cases are broken. I'm only getting shit. I'm gonna restart steam. Yeah.
No, it's sinking the clouds. You have to do it fast though, because I'm unlocking right now,
And I'm not gonna stop unlocking until you finish so
I love somewhere I like like headquarters like the servers are down get them back up these people want to gamble get them back up
On the black screen sorry chat, that's my bad. You didn't miss anything
Second servers come back up. They're like yes the money flows it flows
They're definitely calling it the worst case opening all the worst case scenario
Thank you
Well, I mean like obviously they need the money man
Yeah, they got to keep the service on
All right, I even do any good
That's actually opening after restarting steam I
See you. Oh my god. It's actually happening. Oh my god. It's happening
here I go holy shit why are Q times seven minutes cuz everyone just hit the Q button
at the same time they're literally trolling us we open a case to wait oh it's a pink
This person would have literally just had to have cued and gotten into the lobby so everyone
have had to have been there. Oh my god. It's okay. Let's me put my hand. Accept it.
Damn. Well, I'm buying a skin real quick. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I thought you were opening. I thought you were opening. And we're queuing only the two maps you know.
No, not dust. We have to queue it. You can just queue Mirage. You don't have to have dust.
guys we need to we need to accept this queue we only have 44 minutes left okay
okay you got it so when the button comes up that says accept you got to
press accept okay
I tried it up for a red I tried it I tried it up for a red how many blues
You need to get to a knife
Let's see it's ten blues for a purple ten purples for a pink ten pinks for a red and five reds for a knife
So five thousand blues, I need five thousand fucking balloons. Are you truly?
That's like eighteen thousand dollars
My game when I went to buy the skin it kicked me out
then just play the game
I just wanted to get the Mb5 with the stat track on it, okay?
when Dan learns how to use an AK we're going to
we want to lose again. The AK there's too much recoil on it, man.
this way you got to do little tippy taps.
or like the people we play against and just hold down left click at 50 meters and get the edge on the first try
I think that's the actually that works really well on to
Yeah
Right I get a case while you're waiting for Dan. No, I'm actually mad now. Oh, no, that's on me. That's on me
That's on me. Well that case will make you happier. No, I don't know because it'll be a blue cuz I just got a pink
No, no, I hit a red after a pink one. See how it can be happening. It can be happening once you said, okay, we launch it
Justice can you invite me
We're not Steve friends. He's crazy.
It says Ryan invited you.
Yeah, you have an invite on your name.
It's a blue I'm afraid.
Can I be winners?
You're in a competitive lobby, Daniel.
Can you send me one more, sir?
I did about a millisecond ago.
That's true. He might actually have gotten kicked out of the queue because he also didn't
accept the one before the servers went down.
Can you just send me one more, Si?
Sorry.
Thank you.
I'm in.
You're saying sorry, but maybe I'm controlling, man.
No, I'm not I'm not I'm not it won't let me get says won't let you join this party
Does it have like a reason or anything?
It just says disconnected
You're unable to join session apparently we have to remake
All right, that's a lobby I'll make sure we win this game
Freaking out man. I'm actually making a new lobby making it. I'll be making it. I'll be
Yeah.
Also, think about what this is going to do for your case luck.
What does that mean?
I'm just not thinking.
That's a bold stretch even for you, man.
He says, you're not able to join this session.
Oh, my god, how do I leave my own lobby?
Do I have to leave it in my game?
Might as well.
You're going to invite me to the lobby.
I'm going to restart my whole game, yeah.
I'm going to restart my whole game.
No, you already restarted your game.
Well, I just invited Ryan, which created a lobby.
And I'll join, I'll join on you once I get in.
Dan, Ryan's putting you in the timeout corner.
I mean, this is, we're going to, we're going to see you do, because you know how it goes,
Dan, because now we're going to be late for Jackbox.
I told my wife to be ready for noon.
So now I'm going to take a wife aggro because you were buying a skin after like 40
minutes of the servers being down.
That's, and then it reflects on me, man.
No, no, we'll win in 36 minutes or less, guaranteed.
I can't join on Justin. I also can't join that Justin. I was able to join in Justin
Okay, I don't see you on line. Okay
No, I do I just don't see you in CS. Oh, okay. Now I can accept you can invite Dan and now I will invite Dan
Oh my god, oh my god, cue the game cue the game
Keeping it for the love of God.
Just everyone look at your monitor for the next 60 seconds.
I do not want to hear in everyone.
OK, come on.
OK, you're going to take down the whole fucking class.
We're not going to have recess.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, look at look at that glass.
Can we take a look at that?
OK.
I've already braced myself in the fact
someone on the other side is not going to accept.
But that's oh, that that's a quick case.
We're in quick.
Jesus Christ oh
This is our map boys we control cat we control palace
That ain't so bad man stat track with the with the Griffin on it
Come on man. Yeah, it's that track with the bird your rush Peter
Let's see uh
You can do a B rush.
Barush? No, let him go W.
Confirmed, confirmed.
I know my route. I've been watching flam videos.
Flam flam? Like the dessert?
Check this out.
Damn, damn. I'm fucking aim, bro.
Everybody blocked me. I'm gonna...
I mean, we're all going the same way.
I hear how cold my god.
God, crazy shot.
They got a carry bullet. We got another.
Oh, man.
Get that gun.
Kitchen.
Huge.
Oh.
I
I
Don't go crazy
He's not kitchen. Yeah, I'm watching apartments
Yeah, okay, maybe
Yeah
Okay
Let's take the middle the middle takers
No, they're gonna know that I jerk in now man
Yeah, everyone saw dude
Got piped down equipped
That wasn't meant as a I
Don't even know what that's crazy smoke. That was a crazy smoke
Shoot not work. Let's take an actor. We got this
I'm going to kill each other. This is all I got. The vibes are so back.
You have to crouch jump, guys. So who's going to kill the gay guy?
Oh, he's already got it.
He got TK'd.
Okay, I want something that's going crazy.
Where are these guys all day, man?
I know, man.
This is what it's all about.
I shouldn't say that until we went three in a row last time and then we got 12 left, 13 out anyway.
Control me again.
It's the way.
Okay, 2000 plus.
Are you posting?
Yes, man.
I didn't say, I didn't say DUI.
Anyone get their tickets for the Mandalorian in Grogu?
Coming to theaters this summer?
Yeah, and they're going to theaters now?
Yeah, yeah.
They brought it to the big screen, the silver screen,
as they're calling it.
The silver screen.
The best scar screen.
Guys, they saw me connected.
I'm a smoke off connector.
Let's go, let's take a, oh, we need the bomber
to go blue and it's in the connector.
Oh, that was my bad.
I was the bomber.
I'm going to try to get it.
Go for it.
I trust you.
I got it.
He's crazy you see that crazy smoke that smokes down. You see the awesome smoke that through though here apartments apartments
You gotta get a quick ish
Smoking site
You got the greatest smoke he's up here. Yeah probably comes behind you guys mid I got mid
apartments one
He ran back. Kitchen, paddockation, backside.
That was a good fucking try man.
One mid, one on south.
Right car.
Miss counted, miss counted, my bad.
He holds the deagle while he diffuses.
It's kinda aura.
Someone says 13 and 2. Yeah, watch this 13 and 2
Ready?
Oh god, he killed two people
Okay, that's bomb down
Oh my god, that's embarrassing. How was that not a head shot? I fucked up so bad
There's only one left what
There's only a dude killed two people and then yeah, he
Three died at the start of the round. Oh this game's gonna get surrendered. Oh my god, I didn't even see him
I
See I see us on Monday, maybe see us on Monday. I could be in I could be down for that
I need to figure I need to figure this shit out though
What shit?
Like not to suck game bad
Not to suck in that. I mean bro. Look at me. You're doing all right
also we had no momentum today like
we got stomps
three times and then it was like an hour break
he's got the boxes right here
chat can i get some coaching on that one
where was that
apartments
if you want to stay cat gory
Oh, that's my hair.
94 and 3!
Ohhhh.
Yeah, 6-in-1.
Ha ha ha!
94 and 3.
If they concede... No, even if they concede fast, we can't do a game in 30 minutes, man.
Oh, it can't be done, man. It can't be done.
Oh, it's the lunching time.
The lunching time is disconnected.
No, it's like the fourth time he's done that.
Yeah
Well, they hate my ass you guys can probably just go be they like flood a one connector
Or near it one spawn. I saw he was running back towards spawn
On site connector take it
No need to walk they
Back site yeah, thank you. Thank you for the punch. I
Don't even want to see the damage on that. I don't even I'm pretty sure that's like 91 in 2
He's out window
Nice good kill. Thank you. I don't think they're gonna come apartment
I'm not peeking towards the fusion. Yep kitchen
one apartments
last one apartments
you don't have to beat core you can wait for him to come to you he has to go to the bomb
huge! what the fuck was that?
I'm scared
oh let's come
I just kind of keep aggro peaking a because I'm I want to prove a point and the points being proven to me instead
Okay, they're not like it your teammate the nervous diffuser was awarded 300 compensation for the suicide of Gustavo
That's huge. Let's see. I had a couch
Had a prop bed on him on him and actually himself
They just don't run down there. I'm a crazy
Went in to mid. Yeah, maybe I'm peeking. Oh my breath
There's two out there on site boxes on site
He's in
The what computer no longer connector last one should be be
He's got bomb. Yeah, thank you. Bye. He was just going to smoke
This is huge
Then you have a kill holy cow man
All we needed to do was get one person to team kill and then get disconnected over and
over again
Oh two of them have dc'd now
Oh no he killed some
How does he keep coming back and killing people?
He keeps offing people man
This is awesome
This is awesome before it kicks
But like why did they come back in?
Ryan did you pay them?
doesn't have to be me they paid agitator out connector
he's inside back there I'm sitting trying to shoot over your shoulder damn
I hit both of them I'm playing in the the the Molly into flash combo for them
is really not working out yeah they must that guy must really hate his teammates
i wish i could hear the comms maybe maybe though maybe the guy's killing has like a really racist
name last guy's in kitchen
okay never mind
the team killer has more kills than me this cannot stand
he's getting three every round I don't think those count
oh really yeah I want to live we're good we're good
I
Fucked up that this is our last game. It's so fucked up man. I'm having a great time winning never goes out of style
You've won kill man. Well, I'm sorry
Let him back in the game like they hate each other it'll keep letting them back in forever
Oh god, it literally stings in these names.
That was literally my kill.
Could you keep doing that?
Yeah.
One's on the palace.
Aw man, terrible.
On site.
I think he's like a vote kicker.
Oh, they voted him off, finally.
So I don't think he can come back.
Oh.
It's crazy to wait eight rounds.
One was palace.
One's on site somewhere.
Oh, good stuff, man.
Good stuff.
By a ramp.
Well, he's not palestin anymore.
Pretty sure he's a ramp.
I could be crazy.
Oh, yeah.
Run, run, run, run.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Fuck.
Good cover, good cover.
huge play great play great play so he was paladins just walked by and didn't do
anything crazy maybe what the hell was that guy doing
we're just gonna get back in again why he made it back in yeah i guess it just
doesn't care he's a fan for sure
thank you for your service purple he might have had a hit with the unidiotal
Oh, that's true.
Guys, ready to buy a gun?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
They hate me.
Oh, there's two guys.
Oh my god.
8-in-1, bro.
These poor guys.
You're talking about me, right?
I imagine like steam goes down for like 30 minutes and you're finally like all right, I got a game
Wonder what happened that's crazy. I was back in a lot of water mom and they're being quick with it now
Why does it keep putting him back in the game?
Cat to cat to cat
Guys, I can't shoot today something right are you Dan? I would say if you buy that gun your penis should get smaller
But I think that's just excessive at that point
So that would be a buffer some of us
I see you guys see you guys see.
I don't think your king is a smaller, they should give you a free awk.
I got an arrow.
No.
That's going to be the world's most awkward gun to do it with.
Come on man.
Bro, 500 more kills, you got 596 on that stat chat thing.
That's a smoke, you're going to smoke yourself if you do this.
I
Rated the shot
They did the rush
Mods
He misses the op shot if you run forward with your knife up and you
When oh, you know, I think you barely have time, but you gotta you gotta be quick with it
That's not everyone falls for, but if you're ever in a position like that with an op watching throw your pistol
And they'll shoot at the pistol because they see movement and then you pee that's kind of sweet. I
Don't think I could do like the mechanics of that fast enough. That's fair
They want a real bad if you stay D that's crazy
I'm going to be back again.
For the last round of the half.
Goes by fast when you're only fighting like one guy around.
I'm one nine, y'all.
I feel like I'm going to be back.
I've been, there's some really angry people who play CS.
Wow, they didn't vote it off or anything.
I was to keep coming back.
I keep getting money for him getting neutralized.
Yeah, you do.
Yeah.
That's awesome.
Why are they only giving up for you?
Watch the head, Dustin.
Our bomb is not with us.
I think his... Ryan is the...
the lowest of the total.
Top left connector?
Eat that!
Is that where he was?
No, he was inside.
Cory, you died with a bracing position.
That's really bad for your brain.
Just so you know.
You might want to get that checked out with a neurologist.
I'm alive, bro.
Oh wait, who's this guy?
Oh my god, I swear to my mouse after that I got so scared
I'm not sure I died.
Oh, in more cases before we wrap it up.
I got a couple more keys I think.
You gotta rip them like two keys.
We do one right now, one after my second kill.
Oh, they got a technical time out because he's not there.
Oh my god, are you trolling?
No steam log on.
Oh no.
There's only two of them left.
No.
Oh no.
This is the one man.
Open the case.
Two of them came back though.
Oh!
Oh man!
Never gamble!
Never gamble!
never gamble never gamble
they didn't even show us in the chat man, they hated it
what?
yo dan
you like puppies?
i like it, yeah
that track zero
that track zero is the wheel of the pistols
he's got the ml
you know what
fuck you
you guys see blood simpel?
kory's seen it
have a long time ago. He logged in four stars. Three back in mid, three back in mid. No, I'm
dead and connected. Um, that was interesting. I think I shot a Cylon. Careful on the peek.
uh back amid you got one Ryan yeah it was totally legit too check out that
was there like why would you walk in front of me and just break through the
guy what are you doing man is that bad what the fuck was that I was peeking I
was peeking okay hey look at what I shot thing I swear to God I shot
I shot him in the head and he did like a matrix thing.
I'm so sorry, you look like a fucking robot from my perspective and this is ridiculous.
What do you mean by this?
What do you mean by that?
I'm just like what happened on my screen there man.
Like a bot or a robot?
A bot.
Oh fuck.
I thought I was doing like some cool moves and stuff.
You died?
Oh no.
You still got plenty of health.
He can't kill you.
He's one tap.
Oh my god, I think it's fair to say I'm not locked in right now
100% headshot percentage though
Also all their names changed for me from colors to animals
I don't know what's going on
something's not right man the servers are messed up that's all right guys I got
beat by myself I've been knocked in this game
I see. Ah here it goes. Yay! Back to that. That old routine. They made the mistake of not
kicking purple I guess. Nah they can really get it shooting me though.
of
the
That's one's palace. Last one? You sure about that? There's two left. Is that palace
in? Undead. He's on site with bomb. I'll go in the hut. See that movement? Pretty sick.
I'll be below you, I guess, Corey.
That's the body.
Uh, I think he has to be CT.
Oh, yep.
I'm going to try and defuse.
Yeah.
Okay, if you're in trouble.
What the heck jump was that?
Oh, no, Corey.
Dude, I suck at hitting the fucking five button.
No, you don't have to hit five.
Was it E on this one?
You just pushed E.
Yeah, but I mean you gotta press five to get the bomb out I guess
But if you're planting the bomb yeah, it's always right. We're on CT
No, not Gustavo
I'm rushing bro. I got no gun
Someone in our game got banned from steam
Which is like that's crazy
I'm not coming up ramp. I'm not smoking mid.
I wonder about me like a coward.
He hit me a bit.
Oh.
Shoot.
They're in the A site.
We take these.
I
Stop moving Cory gotta stop moving he's lit. Hey, it's the gum looks cool
I thought I would make the shot on the leap and then peak
I got a full save, I got armor, I'm ready.
Well, Deagle, guys if we lose this game I will not play again.
I'm just going to be real with you, that's not like a threat, that's just the truth.
That's fair, it might be.
You're people mid?
Apartment! They bred BumZombie!
Coming.
WHAT YOU POWERED!
He was campin' Palace. Nice play.
Oh, he shot me the laser up on Cat.
Ah, you fuckin' trash, I'm sorry.
What's your shit?
Bah!
Yeah, that'll be cool though.
WOAH!
Oh my god!
Nice shot.
So you got Van and Bench on the left.
What the fuck is?
And she answered.
Absolutely.
And that's her.
I don't think I'm going to have enough of my money.
I think that deal still costs me too much.
No, we're good.
Fairly.
You can get short handed income, so they're going to have.
They're going to always have money.
Mm.
Any one coming be?
I'm going to go be here. Yeah. Yeah. We got for a yeah. Yeah.
They were only going a for a while.
So I'm going to go a ramp.
I fucked up myself.
I'll take time for you because I got a SMG.
I think they're mid.
I don't see any of our steps.
So a short.
Steps on cat.
That's a short.
Close to me.
good shit
one more one more
he's an AWP
is he sure?
okay
he's dead
one dead connector
yeah I don't see any apartments
oh that's bomb that's good
He's back in the last game. I'm not gonna repeat him.
Peek him.
Okay.
Nice.
150% more kills.
It's pretty good, man.
Match point, boys.
Can I get a gun for you, Corey?
Thank you.
Thank you.
I need eight kills this round, guys.
not save me some save me some sure thing save me some watch this that's a
good sign pretty sick pretty sick my gun go sure a short a short couple in
at least one
you can see in the in the chat on the bottom left
an AWPing on mid or cat?
Yeah, he opts me cat.
Oh, what a rat, what a rat.
Come on, nice.
This one's going to feel good, Justin.
Oh, it's going to feel so good.
The score.
What does that mean?
You got a score of 26.
What does that mean?
You got a score of 26, bro.
twenty-six
Monday
Usually my day off I'm willing to shift it
I'm willing to shift it
Well, maybe who knows if we have enough games
What the hell is a sealed Genesis terminal y'all?
What is that open my one case that I that I get is my reward
He was required to join a game by the way
No shot
No, also the people that are like at least jackboxes soon
I mean if if anything's happened in a cloud flare to the extent that it's hitting steam. I'm scared
Close the game for I could buy any more cases. I'm opening a prism case boys. Why not?
Prism's got some beef in that knife section, man
This one's got some beef in that knife section hang on I'm on stealing my terminal guys
I'm stealing a terminal
What the hell is this man
I don't say anything.
Nothing, nothing.
Oh, buddy, man.
Don't say anything, please.
It'll bring more attention to it than it needs to be.
Oh, fair, fair, fair.
Oh, okay.
You, so I, you unseal a terminal.
It shows you a gun and then it says you could buy this gun for $36.
you can purchase it you can purchase it and then sell it on the market did you
have to pay to open it saying no deal you get another offer all right no deal
what do you have to pay to open it no it's free to open I just okay okay okay
okay I thought that's crazy I could buy this gun for 18 cents
Oh, man.
Oh, how about factory new Nova Statrack ocular?
Wait a second.
That might be swag.
Can't do it, man.
You gotta say no deal to how we got this one.
Yeah, that's fair.
That's fair.
Hell no.
No deal!
Oh
The fuck is it obviously no deal obviously I'm not gonna pay a dollar 26 because I have a gun that's worth a dollar
Final offer what the fuck is this 22 cent gun that looks like deadpool? No the club declined your final offer, bro
Stop wasting my time lose this number
That was that was half of my loot from this week, bro
Half of my loot from this week was Facebook marketplace
I should have taken a spray um
Yeah, I'll be back in like a five minutes to start jack box. I guess. Yeah
See you guys
Bye
I'm a Apollo you heard it here first. I'm gonna get a I'm opening gloves right now. Okay. I'll color
What color do you want? Oh good dude? You got to go like the leopard print man or something like that, dude
All right, I might get them
$28,000 ones go for that
It's pathetic that that's like a real thing I said there's a $28,000 pair of gloves. Yeah, it's crazy
Oh boy
little Jackie. Little Jackie. I'm just kind of sad that we definitely would have gotten
creamed by that team if they had a full five. I don't know. I don't know. Yeah. They were
like evenly matched 4v5. They did have to play against the rounds. I don't know. I,
I that first day we played I felt like I I saw the lines every day since I just I guess shot
I keep wanting to do premier games and I just keep stopping myself
Don't I don't know if you saw I've been I've been whispering poison into the deadlock chat in discord
Be like, you know, we should play cs though. Oh, but like and there's a lot of people who said yeah
As long as they're all bad, I don't want to play them as good
Yeah, almost everyone was like I would play but I don't know it and I'm like don't matter.
Yeah.
I don't want to wish the Dota experience like I still think that's kind of my fault, you know.
I'll take half an L on that one for trusting Val to not be the worst company on this planet Earth.
Oh four. Are we getting blistered at Ghibli you think?
Yeah he said he was playing. He was pissed that we were playing this and not Ciesto.
Yeah that's fair.
That's fair. I saw that I brought up Ghibstream when he was playing with like Squeaks and them
when they were playing Premier and the vibes weren't off but like man like the combination of like him
him turning a corner and like before you could even begin to process the pixels on the screen his
head had flown 60 meters backwards it's like yeah I don't think I could ever do that man
it is rough it is rough I don't think I could ever do that if I were playing premier with more
than like sturdy ping I think I'd be I'd be too frustrated I never really dare that's fair
It's funny, like, I think Dota was one of the few games where, you know, I think it's obviously important, but it's like one of the few games you could get away with hyping.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Because you could just, like, be better at all the stuff that is like PvE, you know?
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, God.
I gotta play some more Deadlock. I've had, like, just, like, the MOBA itch here and there.
I'm the opposite man. The boys have been playing so much and I'm just like, every time I load up a MOBA, dude, I just feel like I'm expending emotional capital, man. I'm losing a part of myself every time.
I do think the latest Deadlock update stuff is pretty good. I've been digging it. I've only, I say that as someone who's played twice in the past like two weeks.
I think it's just like deadlocks fun to play but it's also like stream poison.
That's fair. I think you said it about any MOBA honestly. Yes, I agree 100%.
I will say though the day I feel like you would rock with the like kind of like roguelite mode.
Maybe, maybe. No, are you, is it multiplayer? I'm gonna, I'm gonna, if it's multiplayer then
probably not. Yeah well then yeah. It's 4v4, you pick a guy and then it just gives you
of random skills to pick from, and you could like re-roll them.
I'm a big not one of three guy.
I've been slandered by midwits as a pick one of three guy.
I'm not a pick one of three guy.
I much prefer walk into a room, and they've chosen something
from a pool for you.
And then maybe you get a choice of,
I don't want this force me to take whatever the next thing
is.
I'm looking forward to seeing what the Slay the Spire co-op stuff is like.
We're gonna have to break some hearts with that one. Wow. You know, when you got 6,000 hours in
Slay the Spire and then you're bro with 15 minutes it's like we should play co-op. It's like,
Oh, but Nephew, he's on the team.
Wow. So who's who's nephew?
Mm.
Jochili. Yeah.
Oh, wow.
We believe in nephew though.
He's I think he's nephew.
Your nephew.
Hello, man. I'm a nephew and an uncle and a brother.
That's crazy.
And a child and a mother and a grandfather center.
A saint.
Not a father, though.
Justin, you should play for me, man.
I support it.
You know, I played one premiere match.
I got destroyed.
I've been playing a lot of permit.
I've been building a lot of premier.
Guys, can I show you something?
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
There was a there's a website we talk into it
and it analyzes what your accent is.
Oh, yeah. And it keeps giving me American Vietnamese.
It gave me a beer in these three times in a row.
And then I was like
And then I was like I'm gonna talk as relaxed as possible to see if it hits New Zealand
And then it gave me full Vietnamese when I
It's just selling your voice to 23 and me do this is
The fucking first thing I hit was American Vietnamese Chinese. I just thought really
Australian number 20 is also fucking funny
That's all I gave me in the maze
Dude, it's just it's lost. It just one day gave me Turkish at one point. I
Just can't pin you down
But every time American I just I need it loves me being American
And you're basically American at this point
Are you going to take that from me?
I need that stimmy.
Hey, why'd you get my stimmy from American to hate?
Things that Americans can say.
I'd be so insulted if I wasn't an American
and someone was like, yeah, you're pretty much an American.
Yeah, it happens all the time if you're Canadian.
and it's uh... it's incredibly insulting
hello
it's never happened to you, people never say you're basically american
i guess you just... not the norady canadian
that's truly is more of a canadian sort of lilt to the to the voice i'll give him that
everyone here still thinks i'm american
like when i moved here and i went to my local cafe and they were like oh you knew
they said like the country
American Chimney!
American Chimney!
And then dude at the festival, I bought people drinks, they were like, um, you don't live here, do you?
And I'm like, oh my god.
They were like, bro, you sound like you're from Ho Chi Minh City.
Literally.
Literally.
I think I might have been demianized that you had the craziest accent she's ever heard.
Oh, I like that.
That's funny.
I don't mind it, it makes me interesting. I don't got a lot going on.
You really don't have a New Zealand accent that harshly.
Me and my buddy Okshawalli, if you know Okshawalli, he's Estonian, the most American sounding man I've ever heard of in my life.
He really does sound American.
He does sound very American.
Estonian.
Mini Minu.
Pinguist.
Pinguist.
I don't know what that is in Estonia.
It's dog day after you. Yes, ma'am. I love I love oxel oxel. We love you oxel love oxel
I'm getting ready to do something. Oh, no, you can go to jackbox.tv
Wherever you want to play and you can capture the window. I'm gonna share in discord
Okay, as your as your screen on streams, you're gonna want to pop it out
Okay.
Otherwise everyone will know she really is Vietnamese.
Yes.
I went to Vietnamese Chinese.
Vietnamese Chinese Christmas, so maybe that's right.
Is that the code, the room code?
That's the password that you would enter after you put in the room code.
You have to watch right in-stream.
The code, yeah, the code is on the screen that I'm sharing with you.
You said it like you said it like I'm there.
Okay.
Get his ass.
What the fuck?
No, I got Corey.
Oh, get his ass.
Get his ass.
Get his ass.
I'm drawing as a player.
Actually, don't get his ass.
Corey brought a box of Queen of Mons to our house two weekends ago.
It was a very nice gesture.
What are those?
It's like a syrup-soaked croissant, basically. They're incredibly delicious.
No, I said no cigars, no smoking. We have a kid.
That's a crispy bottom.
Yeah.
You should call him that.
The folk gory showed up. You're right. I'm putting no smoking cigars in the hole.
I had to leave it in the car.
Gory, gory, smoking cigars on a deck chair on our patio all night.
I'm a queen on the laughing grounds work.
Oh, yeah, sorry.
You do need to log it.
We had to do that.
Otherwise, people would rig the vote and there would be like literally negative 60
billion votes for people.
It's like the dang election.
Yeah, yeah.
If the election was good, man.
Yes.
I'm just gonna be like the yes guy.
Yeah, I think the yes guy is wrong.
Yes!
He's severely underrated.
Yes!
I think I'll do it at right.
And that was good at right.
You seem like you're in the game at least.
Next time, next time there's an election,
you guys should all vote in Trump with a negative sign.
Next.
Oh!
Negative Trump.
I'm gonna write in freaking Harambe.
I'm writing in punch!
I'm writing in punch!
Kate was telling me about punch yesterday.
The monkey that's been abandoned by its mom and now its mom is a plushie.
Dude, I'm not even kidding.
Yesterday the first time I watched was a punch video when I woke up and I think it literally made me extremely depressed all day.
Like all day yesterday I was like, I don't think I should be alive.
Hang on, I don't know.
What am I supposed to write?
I made me cry.
These ones you you ruin the prompts so if your prompt is like something good you would write but
This horrible be bad bad poop, but yeah, okay
And then you also try to be funny, but only like 3% of them usually yeah
I didn't say which ones I
Have not included
Welcome all of your third all three percent of yours
I don't know what I'm talking about, I'm talking about.
Who likes fantasy roleplaying, by the way?
Fantasy roleplaying?
Like D&D?
Yes, someone wrote that as something they like.
Or maybe that's a jackbox.
I like that.
I like that.
You want me to role play as an orc this whole time?
I'm ending my yes man.
My orc voice is bad, I just say oi a lot.
I'm going to kill ya.
I'm going to eat your feet.
You guys are really scaring me.
Are you stressed?
Can you guys stop please?
you guys stop please I'm really gonna freak out
where's my posh fantasy role-playing this could be anybody it's fantasy
football except the druid won't stop getting freaky common problem every D&D
group with that one guy that's trying to do some ERP for some reason I like
fantasy football
can I can't do no vote
wow one of these is mine
what are you fucking trolling me
that's I didn't say it deserved to win but that's crazy
no the line is nope the way he was smoking it's washed it's washed it's rinsed
a magical talking unicorn kills you or is a racist unicorn
I like this one a lot better than the last one
what the heck guys you can eat those right
I already lost and I'm losing again I'm losing twice like the ninja treat
I don't know why it kills you so funny.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
That's why it's funny.
Yes!
I was going to type racist, but I was like, oh, racist and wins.
It should be racist and kills you.
True.
I never thought about like stuffing the box on that one.
you put like seven ends
i would say not from Costco
ain't from Costco
or stuff to your lip dynamite
i shoulda said it all out of the money
i have to vote for it because i thought of a media look
i never had Costco with this re chicken
there being british and then a little spanish in a tine is very funny too
well you big up british
I'm telling you, they're just, they're using your voice that you input for AI, I guarantee.
It's a honey pot, yeah.
Yeah.
And then you're gonna click on the British AI voice and it's gonna give you something that
sounds like bear.
Dunking a basketball, but I'm Dan Giesling, or but it's a shit ball into a toilet nest.
Into a toilet nest.
What the heck is a toilet nest?
Shit ball.
So you're just pooping into a toilet.
No, you're pooping into your hand and dunking it in this toilet like it's a
oh shit true that's kind of sick though yeah you're getting too full of you
I'm so good at what I thought I was saying
this is stupid this damn pop does not make any sense
I'm not even close yeah
Sing Kory
Sing Kory
Flaky buttery pastries with Nutella winky face or with beautiful black quest?
I don't think I've seen that one.
old guy trying to read for the commercial the beautiful flaky
the
oh actually maybe
a UFO encounter but it was not done data and no hot anime girl to date
or a UFO encounter of the third kind
I see what the fuck
it's not
and data
imagine you think you see a UFO and a shit balls out of the sky
and you're like fuck
Do you think it's possible to guess my wife's answer on the left?
Did you vote for her?
It's a sign!
I hate what this man was all people who does a little anime!
For a second, I honestly thought it was Justin and he was flexing the crunchy rolls.
Dude, I know anime.
I know Wat Lee is an anime character with high ping or something.
Cause that's what Mercury told me.
What?
A stupid new character from Little Saint James or from the movie One Hour Photo.
Damn.
Am I right?
I don't get out of here, but I'm sorry, I don't think James is asking that one.
Yes, One Hour Photo is about a photo lab technician who goes crazy and kills people.
Some shit like that.
Thank you for filling me in on both of these.
Robin Williams, no problem.
It makes way to kill people, bro.
He does say.
camera that takes ages to take the phone and say can you just sit there for a little bit longer?
Can you just sit still for a little bit longer? Just don't move, just don't move, and then you do that
until they just die. Yeah, that would be great if they say cheese and dye man.
Yep, I'm a people pleaser. Favorite things time. Oh it goes on. Oh yes. Yeah now you feel,
you feel these in honestly. Honestly? Yep. Yeah. Because these are the prompts that are
to be given to someone else and then there's someone else is going to ruin it so you can
really just go crazy okay yeah i'm gonna poopy butt ass parts okay whatever you right come come
i'm gonna come every time i never like come i usually write things sucked off okay sorry that's true
and i only did it like five times so
you. It's always some permutation of sucking in fucking no way.
Yeah, sometimes it's not a celebration. It's just the same thing.
You should be here. We should have a right to miss the computers.
Excuse me. Oh, yeah. What are we talking about his vow of celibacy or the rainbow party?
The rainbow party.
You know what a rainbow party is?
No.
Oprah had middle-aged women in the early 2000s convinced that the rainbow party was sweeping
North America.
It was where you would go to a party with seven ladies that would all be wearing different
colors of lipstick, and then they would take turns putting their lips on everybody's
penis so that their penises look like rainbows I only tuned in halfway through
this what you need me to repeat it only happened to me once I know it was it
didn't happen all the time it was like only for special occasions like that's
what I knew Oprah was full of shit bro I was like it's not like that's like a
once a week sort of deal on your birthday you're like you're putting
Tons of different shades of lipstick on yourself.
Yeah, look guys, look guys!
Every time I look at it I laugh. I'm sorry.
Oh
Okay
I'm surprised this is Justin's
That's that's very true. I'm not sure do you want to be the one with the red lipstick or the one with the
violet lipstick
This depends on what kind of order you're doing
Reggie babe
Justin didn't know what Reggie babe was. I'm calling him out. I know work
The dog rainbow
That's blue yellow gray. Come on. I don't know they're colorblind in some capacity a
A nice heartfelt card that plays loud smoke detector alarm and cannot be stopped or it's a credit card. You're in debt
Oh, yeah, it would be worth a loud blaring one or a one without batteries
Kate did
Change the battery in our smoke detector yesterday and plug it back in and it made like a 400 decibel
blast. Yeah, right when she put it back in
I was broiling lobster tails, and I may have put them on parchment paper.
Both lock details.
Dude, my fire alarm is like tipsy speech, it fucking talks to me, it scares the fuck out of me.
The getting sucked off warehouse.
They didn't pay the heating bill and it's really cold in there.
Or butt warehouse.
Butt warehouse? But warehouse?
Butt warehouse.
Even if it's cold, the mouth is not cold, so it's okay, right?
and also it has to do with your favorite story, wait wait she's on to something
I couldn't do it
big fan of cs2 crepe gamble
at germany 5 big fan of the world
but only then pulls the butterfly gun
he's gone
butterfly gun
butterfly gun
it's just butterflies
I know it's Malvin I voted for it anyway because I thought it was awesome.
I voted for it because he had a man that he got a butterfly knife and I didn't get it anyway.
I'm not actually mad.
Dangies, we love you.
Chibli loves prolonged eye contact.
With the devil and if you blink you get cancer or the YouTube video buffers.
I contact training videos on YouTube, bro
No, literally, I load those up when I play Counter Strike and I put it on my thing like I'm FaceTiming someone
Oh fries, but the chef misread it and sets your damn house on fire or home fries ran out potatoes
Right now potatoes
Fires so there's like a dyslexic
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a chef.
That's good to hear.
I guess he ordered the home fires.
Right now, Tato's man.
Right now, Tato's.
That sounds like a CS call out.
Doug, yeah.
You run out Tato's?
One Tato's?
One push Tato's?
I don't know if I Tato's.
Right now, Tato's man.
Take Tato's tail.
Coming through.
Jeans.
That is covered with Catnip and 500
They're rabid cats following you everywhere or they aren't diesel.
Were they unleaded?
Thanks.
Vote please.
Vote please.
Two remarkably different answers.
Uh-huh.
Diesel.
Well, the crime is in your head folks.
Oh, very close.
You put they aren't Jankos, you would have won that.
You don't know the video?
It's cool.
Half an Adderall, you guys are whiskey and diesel jeans.
Yes!
Peely dad?
A poleaxe Peely dad too?
Oh hey, playing from a speaker or starting a Iron Man in Avengers Doomsday.
My god, they're both bad.
What the fuck?
I voted for the one that's best.
What?
I guess it's always still playing from a speaker in our household so...
Thank you Kate. These are haters.
Like the whole band?
You could be Steely Man.
There's only one guy in the band now.
Yeah, whatever. Who cares?
That's a band?
I'm not even fucking with you. His name's Don.
Steely Don would be such a better guy.
three you're gonna receive a holy cow you now you're trying to unruin the thing
that was ruined oh okay I think I got easy prompt
okay like I just got the easiest bullshit ever
This is like a perfect jack box to show off my angel eggs and evil eggs.
That's true!
Deviled eggs.
Those are good.
I saw a video of a restaurant that opened up that only serves deviled eggs.
They are not going to last very long.
That's a pretty good idea.
Show it on the prompt, man.
Can I get away with this one?
I don't know if I can get away with this one.
Go for it.
But it's like, this winning would be like redeeming me, like getting an ace and counter
strike when you're bottom of the leaderboard.
You gotta do it.
You gotta do it.
You gotta do it.
You gotta do it.
Do it, please, because I never have the courage and I need someone to.
I had courage.
I don't even know how to have courage right now.
All right, Denzel.
All right, Detective Alonso Laris.
I don't know if these made it global, man.
Me when I'm in someone asks me what website to look up
the value of their home.
Yes, yes, yes, sorry, Denzel.
They only sell their dens on there.
It's like I'm saying Denzel.
I don't know why I'm saying that.
That was prime with Zelo.
Last one.
Sing the song, sing the song.
That was one, too.
Z-E-L-L-E.
All right, maybe that's a bank.
Oh, that's such a money.
It's like a bank in it.
I'm gonna go fucking crazy and I just like so freaking out.
A souvenir.
He said eating the wall.
Photograph from Little Saint James.
You're the president of the United States of America.
From Little Saint James in the giant peach.
He got St. Hood after the heroics.
Got St. Hood after the heroics.
He saved the peach.
What does he do?
What does he do?
I don't know.
I just wanted to make it so that it made sense
he was a saint.
I had to give some back story, cause otherwise it wouldn't have made sense.
A UFO encounter but it was not Dandara and no hot girl to date.
It was Scarlett Johansson from under the skin.
your wife is an anime girl and she is hot
that's me yeah oh I'm two and 12 and
I'm married to a sexy as v2 so I don't
really care about games that much
sorry you can see that I've been
practicing that line in case we lose in
the Olympics while I'm lying
all right I love how happy you are
Oh my god.
I ain't got you.
Big fan of CS2 crate gamble.
But only Dan pulls the butterfly guns.
Come my lady, you're my butterfly, sugar, baby.
My beef fly.
But every time, but give you butterfly knife every time he shoots.
Damn, that's OP.
That's a lot of money.
That's OP.
That's a lot of money.
Unless he never shoots.
Come my lady, you're my beef fly, sugar, baby.
Oh man, what a good jackforks event today guys, it's been like only 10 minutes
This might be the end if you guys don't like the answer I wrote for one of them
prolonged eye contact with the devil and if you blink you get cancer but if you
when he sucks you off with warm mouth or you don't blink.
Damn!
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
He sends you to the getting sucked off wear.
And when the internet content
created drops the hardest line in media history.
Oh, no.
Oh, Pinguist.
That was a tough one.
There he goes.
I was trying to get the short and funny one.
Warm mouth.
Yeah, warm mouth, yeah.
They're getting sucked off warehouse, but warehouse?
Oh, here we go.
Warehouse, warehouse.
But warehouse.
But.
Where is what?
I asked Google and that's right.
It leads me to your mother's house.
Damn.
That's the best.
But warehouse?
Yeah, I don't know.
No it's good. It's good.
The wearable...
That's a good trust.
I don't know, I didn't know how to fix that.
Put their house.
Put their house.
My house. Yeah, something like that.
There we go.
A magical talking unicorn.
Well that's easy.
A racist unicorn. It's racist before it's...
Oh my god this is actually hard to choose. I don't know which one.
I gotta vote for the spirit of the game here. Not the... not the quick one.
Oh no! No! God.
I think all racists in this bad by the way
Well, you see where our boats lie
Actually Kate you had to vote for the one on the right so that's fair everyone
A rotisserie chicken ain't from Costco. It's from a local roast shop where the guy calls you boss
You were getting talked over the whole time, that's so awesome.
Nandos is good too. I like Nandos a lot.
I think it's shit in America maybe.
Probably. It was in National Harbor. Like everything sucks there.
I've seen Justin. I didn't watch that one.
I don't think it's like awesome. I think it tastes okay.
But I think that's like, you know, when you have the expectation of everyone
Look at Nando's Nando's Nando's and then you get it and you're like it's okay
Do I have to cover my screen now?
No, it should be the same password
Let's go back to Jackbox TV
What do you think guys?
There's other good stuff in this pack
Cookie House is good, here's what we have
Suspecting is really obvious but like
I like this pack
I also really like the Cookie House
I mean, to be honest with you, we could fucking do all four.
Oh my God, four?
Well, I don't really want to do legends trivia.
The sound game pisses me off, though.
Like, I love it.
Well, because the prompts are so bad, but then, like, it usually works out at the end, but yeah.
But the Justin one's still class.
Because it's not, ah, it's just like...
I'm gonna shoot you with a firearm.
Make it funny noise, man.
Don't make it an argument you had with your roommate.
Yeah, I don't like when they're like, say words,
because that's just the same shit as, like...
Tries to start, right?
Quick flash.
Once everyone's in.
Okay.
Yeah.
I'm coming!
I'm coming!
Get on the island, George!
Yeah.
Wait, someone might check and cook this one up.
Excuse me!
I think this is Melmium that cooked this one up.
I'm Joe!
Joe Biden!
Okay, that's literally all I know.
We were doing that earlier, didn't we?
We were like yesterday.
You're talking.
I heard it, I heard it.
Ryan's was actually better than Chivly attempts.
No way. It's because I've been singing so much Steely in the car.
Oh I said yours is better.
You can start Kate.
So, does that knock on Steely?
You can start Kate.
She just nagged Steely in front of me.
Answer all these questions honestly or the game won't work.
Okay, okay, okay.
It's basically, it's gonna pick someone as like the imposter.
She's dying?
The imposter's self.
She said I'm saying better than Chibler.
I said it's because I've been singing Steely Dan
and she said, no, you sound better than Chibler.
I was like, it's so crazy.
Well, if you don't want American Vietnamese Chinese,
you gotta chill on me, bro.
Oh.
Mmm.
Okay.
There's two here. That's hard to choose between the two of these.
Everyone's going to answer the same thing on that one.
Okay, hmm guy that has dry skin so when he ponders and scratches his chin he makes it
Snow
Gross
You'll get a little crusty sometimes
Snow
Let it snow let it snow
Let it snow
In my head no, yes Christmas remix man
I
Fucking banned man
Don't you release me you could remix it into that bro
Yeah
Now you can check to see if you're the criminal by holding to reveal but don't tell anyone don't tell anybody okay, okay?
You can tell me we're all trying to figure out who it is. It's gonna tell us what they answered on each of the questions
But one of them is fake. It's gonna tell us one wrong one that someone else answered
Good choice on the animal attack, by the way
Just saying what I said, but I said it better
That's good, I like Christmas remix album, but like they're all kind of bad
first piece of evidence.
Yeah, Charlie.
A witness has this to share.
Suspect's idea of a great time is a lovely hike.
And what you're saying to your players answered the question.
OK.
Well, if it's sincere, no matter what happens,
I think I know who it could be.
It could be Granger Flop.
Lovely hike, lovely Momo.
Excuse me?
Why do we have an Apollo and a dumb dog?
Oh
Cuz they have
Almost got me man you almost got me so choose another player you want to interrogate
you're going to interrogate careful you're going to interrogate
I'm going to choose because I am putting this out there I picked I was one of the two people
that picked hike and I'm not the criminal oh damn so interrogate me interesting I don't
think you picked hike though it could be phony
i think core likes i can i didn't pick hike it
oh are you sure yeah i'm pretty sure well i'm just gonna say that because i caught you
open and chest gourmet meal i had to be i had to be consistent you know delicious dinner gourmet
meal i believe that kory would say delicious gourmet meal these are published on main enjoyer
one time
animal attack would you pick
poison dart drug
no that's not me by the way
that's right
I think he will get too awkward and I think he will start trying to make a conversation with
Lasuz.
No, it's Chad.
Oh, it's freaking Chad.
He's crazy because I get my son.
Oh, okay.
You got to pick someone to interrogate and try to punch a hole in their story.
Ready to start.
Okay.
With the majority, you can jump to final voting.
But keep in mind, that's a one-way trip.
of these canaries you want to try to get to sing
she knows how mine appears in the bottom left every round
no that's that's shibly oh that's shibly fuck these right it's shibly
but they all make a clean up
oh i still almost thought that this was me i'm gonna fucking
this can be a group effort they're all you what did you
Did you say about making bread or is that how you do it?
How's that what do I ask?
Making whatever you want.
Oh my god, look at his eyes when I do this.
Are you are you the bad guy?
I'm telling you, I'm a truth.
Too late.
No, I'm not the bad guy.
The animal attack I picked was scorpion
because I feel like that's called aura and scorpions.
I feel like when I was a kid, that was like iconic.
Like, oh, they're going to get you,
even though we don't have them here, you know?
To corroborate.
What do you like about thrill rides?
Uh, I think I actually channeled Apollo too much and I said not for me.
Even though I don't mind them, personally.
Wait a second.
Well you didn't answer correctly!
I did pick this time, I picked 8 hours of sleep.
And small stuff, I did pick not for me.
Everyone's done something right.
than the other
I'm glad you were right
Yeah, I'm a little suspicious
I've never had a massage
I don't know
Ooh
Oh
Theories
Well, I don't know a fence
I don't think we can make bread
Yes
But would they answer that they're confident enough to
bake bread when they don't know how to bake bread?
Mouth number one
Oh this is six players to use.
Yeah, it's basically everybody.
I think it's a click of anybody.
It's me!
I'm sussing right a little, I know he knows how to bake bread.
Yeah, they said they did.
Yeah, that's the suss person.
Oh shit, maybe I am suss.
So you said good answer were Poison Dart Frog.
Yes, I did say Poison Dart Frog.
Okay. Only two people picked it.
Well, you all should have not picked it actually.
I actually want
The frog they're into massages. Yes
Case closed
I'm out of the line. He's in the side. How do you know about a nice hike? Uh, I chose other things over it
I chose eight hours. What's it there?
You fuck I know what that's yeah, right
I'm clean
consensus not suspicious
that's a real wrong answer
music to my ears
can I say something?
whenever we get to the lie detector
the real apollo always knows who to ask
and what to ask them
well do you guys want me to reveal what the phony stuff is?
cause I already know what the phony answer is
I feel like this guy is the imposter
otherwise he would have been like here's what we need to do
which of the following experiences would you enjoy the most?
is the phony answer
we have no
no that was the that was the hike one and the other one because mouth said he
answered it and i answered it too
and i'm not and i answered it too and i'm not the guy either
okay phony evidence right here good smart smart me and now for clear
and right back on the pain me and i'm scared too because i like massages
and me
i still think it's cori
I don't know why you think it's me because this again I wish I didn't play
No answer looks like you're pretending to be me
As I was explaining to Kate you have to answer honestly where the game doesn't work
I was told it would be good if I was the Apostate.
Why is it I'm sussing me, man?
I swear my fucking life I'm innocent.
Because they were like hot fruits.
You know it's not me or Malf, right?
We solved that.
Or me.
so has to be done it definitely he said they don't like spa stuff
it's time to take this class
that's me
see what you can get out of it
okay, Kate
I know you could explain how to make bread
and I think you would love to be told big secrets
not no
how did you answer the spa stuff?
I said I love it
I believe that, that kind of stuff
not to lie
okay, it's closed
what animal attack?
hang on, what animal attack?
don't stop
that's right
I think animal attack as a jellyfish.
Okay, I can see that.
Oh, okay.
You're really being told big secrets?
No, I hate it.
I don't want to hear it.
If I had some tea, you wouldn't want to hear the tea?
I mean, from you might be okay, but other than you, I don't.
What do you say for thrill rides? I know the answer.
I love it. I love it.
We went on the road.
I know, that's why I know.
That's why I know.
Who'll give me?
I gave you a hum
Why did you give me him?
Here we go
Big one here
Whoa!
Three players?
That's not funny
Kate and someone else
Shhh
Yeah I definitely love him
He's being quarry
You have to quarry
I do not love thrill rides
love thrill rides I believe that I believe that's here but who's the third
person I think it's a body gets you I mean nobody was answering is me he would
have never said he loved
answered no to that answered no to make bread I said no message I said I remember
Why are we not questioning Justin?
Justin knows how to make bread.
Justin loves secrets.
I love the spa.
He loves the spa.
He loves secrets.
He loves the spa.
He loves secrets.
I do love secrets.
8th Row Rides.
I believe that too.
Corey!
Sorry to my term chibli, I'm interrogating.
Corey!
Go go go go go!
I'll do it.
Corey, do you like throw rides?
Not really.
Go go go!
I'll do it!
Cora, do you like throw rides?
Not really.
Okay, what did you answer for the animal attack?
Dark Frag, I already said I guess.
Yeah, it's making sure, it's making sure.
I'm trying to catch you, man, I'm trying to catch you.
You like big secrets?
No, honestly.
No, did you answer no?
Um, well, what did you say?
What did you say? No.
Conspiracy theory.
Oh, taken a while to remember.
Weird.
It's curious to say aliens instead of the Epstein stuff.
We had to come up with another conspiracy theory, we had to think of another one because
if we said his it would pop up and it would look really bad.
I did not say that.
I said I would confront them.
I believe they're clear.
I said it but I'm not clear at all.
I want, my principles are important.
I want people to know.
I think we're narrowed down to Cory and Kate.
I think we're narrowed down to me.
I'm narrowing down to the shit.
No, but Cory and Kate, they both said they don't like big secrets.
And that can't be true because six people said they like big secrets.
Kate
Mouth what yeah, like do you like big secrets?
Interesting
Uh, I I like it a bit. I wish I went more but it's expensive
true
interesting
phone phone for a movie
No, I said I would
My conspiracy theory
I think that the NHL is rigged to let the Florida Panthers win
And I believe the theory oh, we're gonna get with it this next piece of evidence is gonna be
Bro this is aliens you're so fucking cooked
Yeah, but if it doesn't say aliens he's cooked too because we know he's the guy he's lying. Oh, we should do the big secrets
that's what it is the game it is the game I tell you something do oh wait no it's okay
we already said they both said yes the other one has to have said no everyone's gotten
real quiet
this evidence is a real deal that means you can reveal one player's honest answer to this
prompt
it'll be going for your cake
I told you at the start of the game it was Corrie
I'm reviewing Corrie's answer
Corrie
Look at the bright side, Corrie if you're innocent we're going to find out right now
Yup, you're going to feel real fucking stupid
Wow, wow, wow
You're going to feel real fucking stupid
He said he only likes the little things
Yeah, it's cool. So what's your cool? So this is Corey's conspiracy theory we get to see what this
She told me a small secret that she believes in
This game is sick man, I like it sucks being the criminal man
Let's run it back in.
I could choose myself.
Thank you for running interference.
Thank you for running.
I don't even think I did it that much.
I just sat here and was like, what did I do?
I'm gonna polo.
I couldn't think of a secondary conspiracy theory
off the top of my head.
Yeah, he's pretty good.
He's like, I was a petticoat for a really long time.
Yeah, I was like...
Vote me.
Cory!
I guess Kate, yeah, for sure.
Get out of here, Cory.
Cory, you like hiking, Cory?
Uh, I don't choose it.
That's the fake evidence.
Oh, dang it.
What a fool I am.
Fooly.
I'm
Just
That's a good turn my car
It's kind of like what happens everyone can vote by the way if you want yeah, everyone should go for the audience what's to
oh my god
butterfly gloves
he pulled gloves man
he pulled gloves man
this should be 1 in 400 how much is this guy spending on stuff
probably like 1200
They're saying you pulled two pairs of gloves, are you shitting me?
One for each hand bro.
I'm the best, I suck Cory right out of the gate, baby.
They pulled two gloves.
Tim sniffing.
Tim sniffing again.
Are we going again?
No, no, no.
Tim sniffing would be a good name.
I just, oh I'm buying the shirt of this thing.
I wish I liked the cookie game more, I don't hate it, I just like the drawing games
I'm just glad it came out
I'm not the most just Todd Towson as the code
I'm stuck on eyeballs hey give you guys my color palette just to show you that's
Shitty ass pallet I got can you imagine the time we play cookie house and the code is ha us
Oh, man, should we just remake?
We'll get it eventually
I'm gonna wait till everyone's submitted a cookie date started because I respect you
Part great that's by the simpson that was that was my color palette. Holy bro
it first and I thought it looked like you.
I'm being scared by that.
The damn I man.
I got nothing to do with you.
Come be you in here.
Welcome to Cook.
Sure, you know everything.
That's the kind of player you are the root for.
Thank you.
What?
I don't know everything.
They tell you to make something.
The door.
Okay, tip.
Ignore the actual prompt.
Just do something funny because that's the only thing you should know that don't
listen to me.
Don't salty.
Hmm.
Okay, Mike, that's that is public transit.
And then we just draw on it.
Yeah, I was kidding. It's pretty much
Fuck man, I've never been on these I have such a vision for this. I'm doing a bad job
No, I don't want to do a good job.
Some might take a bit of doing a base port.
Can I go wild?
No, probably not.
That's a scary sentence.
Dude, tip size selector IRL would go so crazy.
Bubble.
We're just a dude.
Okay, I guess you could judge a man not by the fucking content of his speech,
but by the sound of it.
I see the types of times we live in.
Yeah, out of there, man.
What the fuck?
This is just how I sound, man.
Yeah.
Rosa, dude, dude, dude, you fucking parrot.
Are you going to name them, right?
Wouldn't it be nice to have a tip selector?
IRL.
I
Name it do I do I'm ready. Yeah
What I do I don't think I'm ready. Oh, yeah, just wait just sucks so bad. Yeah, I'm far. It's not good
I'm going to get any votes but I freaking love it and that's the only important thing
in this world anymore.
I'll vote for it Mal.
Thank you.
I'm arguing that Dan is blowing a college fund on Counter-Strike sorry.
I mean, I mean three three kids one of them is getting a scholarship for sure. That's just math
Yeah, I was just like big brother to school
Things seem while I'm public transit bus or the damn train
Okay, okay, we start we start we start slow
I like the 3D effects on the train.
The train is coming at you dude.
It's going to be the last thing you see in public transit.
Two tracks side by side.
What the fuck are you talking about?
It happens.
It's just less common.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
That's a fly fly fly.
You're really good.
The Fullerton Flash.
The Fullerton Flash.
I know you're doing all of that.
I don't want to go for either of these.
The trench coat that has boots built in is so...
That dude's name is actually Nando.
You can't draw that.
Cory, you can't draw that.
What is wrong with you?
Another flash of her top down.
That's crazy.
McDonald's umbrellas.
What is that?
The public transit.
Okay.
That is.
Holy cow, man.
Oh, that's got some ass-looking train.
Train?
Oh my god.
You like the top-down.
That's really good.
I didn't draw the penis.
Oh, no.
Wow.
Chimley didn't even vote for me.
I'm sorry.
You lied.
Are you okay with drawing actual penis?
It's a liability.
It was rocket shit.
It was rocket shit.
It was rocket shit.
You did me?
It was rocket shit.
I've told them not to do it for like eight years.
They just keep doing it.
I was like, hey.
I was like, hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
No, no, this is gonna go bad.
I don't want to do it.
No, it gave me a man-shaped cookie and I don't have the real power to draw a penis on a man-shaped
cookie and say that.
The perfect dad.
The perfect dad.
Ghibli!
He gently drew a cock.
Ghibli!
I drew a penis!
I drew a penis!
I drew a penis!
Good day.
I don't know.
I just wanted to draw this.
It has nothing to do with the prompt.
They tie things, is that a thing?
T-things?
Yeah.
I'm trying to get old.
English.
I'm trying to drink some old English.
Yeah, that's what I thought you said.
Let's get into Moltlikated.
I already had that face. I mean, 2006, I think.
I drank a lot of crazy horses at Goddister.
Probably shouldn't have.
We were taping them to our fucking hands, man.
And then sometimes we were taping them to our hands
and then we were taping another dude's hand to the hand that got taped to the bottle.
I think I'm just cooked and I keep getting hacked like I think
The cookies are making maybe that'll make them
The dad that powers you up
Jesus I'm not I can't take that one
This cox is too powerful.
Yes, I'm more than happy to count it.
Oh, one penis is okay, but two is real.
The one penis is real.
Fucking hell, nipple blaster, or iPad, pretty good.
Oh my god.
iPad's real good.
Look at these big nipples.
They are really big.
I thought those were coconuts.
They're blasting.
I thought those were coconuts
Yeah, I've had I've had bad real good joke even made it the same color as my daughter's iPad
Sorry, I'm the guy that caught out but mentioned his dad is dead
I love these pop buss!
You're the best dad!
Please move me this around.
If you don't vote for that, you're fucked up by the way.
Yes!
I'll take it.
The whole stop cookie does not get a vote.
It asks for the perfect dad.
It's the perfect dad that has the loving dad.
I'm so sorry.
has the lovingly loving daughter oh it's like you if you're looking at this
cookie if you see this you're the perfect dad yeah I see I got a two penis
I didn't suppose a child as well.
I hope you're happy.
Yeah, at least I didn't drop you.
I'm begging you.
Ooh.
Yeah, you look amazing.
Oh, god.
This is not going to go well.
Oh, the cold rolled out right in the middle.
Could you just put your own thing
and use your imagination
I would have thrown my dead dad again.
Oh.
I don't even know what he's doing, but I know it's funny.
I'm doing some bullshit.
I'm doing me, don't worry about it.
I'm a little worried about it.
You ain't gonna pay for the bus here, bro, I'm bullshit.
Are you in Estonia?
Is it really?
Yep.
Yep.
He wants to move there.
Dude, every time I see someone like get on the bus and they're like, can I just get
off of free and they get on, every time they won't pass me, I'm tempted to be like, it
should be fucking free anyway.
I fucked up so bad, man.
The lighting in this makes me confused because there's like a glare on the top left.
You can turn that off, fight that-fightality, fightality.
Oh shit.
Oh.
Yeah, you can make a non-gloss, a matte cookie.
Wait, he's right.
Yeah, I got made of.
I didn't know you could do that.
Thank you.
It would be so nice if you came up with a name now.
Oh my god, I have 20 seconds.
Oh no.
What have you complex being are you trying to create?
time I look at your your cookie Apollo it's looks like a burger a burger
yeah it looks like a tasty burger it looks delicious then you guys are
saying I like to eat poop man
that crazy frog is angry
I like the frog
right?
brrringing
brrringing
you guys don't like the frogs
in all the lines
I tried to draw the pentagon for so long
oh
oh
the game lines angry
that's amazing
that's a great game
that triangle is curbed
that's also not a triangle
that triangle is angry
It's not a joke, it's not a joke.
Okay, well I wasn't going to pull out freaking Grock and say what is the actual name of this
shit.
Diamond?
Damn.
Damn.
Holy shit.
The bozo-haired bald bitch.
What the fuck?
Who would do that?
And you know it's not me because I didn't man.
It's not a joke.
It's not a joke.
It's not a joke.
It's not a joke.
What the fuck?
Who would do that?
And you know it's not me because I didn't man.
I can already tell it's Kate!
I can hear it going!
That's not me.
Kate's on the left for sure here.
Yeah.
I think Apollo's on the right.
Mine already happened.
Yep.
I like Bozo Hairball, bitch.
I wanted to give it an angry amount.
I think my fish is definitely the angriest.
See, that's why you don't follow the prom cake!
I picked pacman fish
Don't follow the prompt
Yeah but was pacman fish better than bozo hairball bitch though?
He was angry
Didn't say you could draw an angrier version of it
Yeah
He's returning it because he didn't notice the penis before
I ate the icing off and he redrawed it
We notice that the trench coat was with the head boots attached.
Oh my man!
God damn it.
That's perfect!
This is so cursed.
Fucking hell, I've just made, I've just like, shit on it.
Like I've not even made it more lewd, I've just, what have I done?
You can only undo once, dude?
Yeah, you're most recent.
calling it the fucking best improvement of all time. I nailed it. I fucking nailed it.
I'm sorry, I nailed it.
Aw, shit, man.
Everyone was gonna take Dip Guy because they didn't realize the true fucking genius correction here.
Yes, yes.
You think that's what's happening, don't you?
You loved it. Yeah, I took it. It's too obvious. Oh
I took the guy you guys are going up against a lot to work with champion edit. I
Think I might have you turn my entire time with dick guy just trying to fix the dick that I fucked up
Is that all I am to you I
Kind of hate it
Kate welcome to the party they maybe do it. I don't like it. I don't appreciate it
We do the drawing game, they draw dicks, wait till we get to the typing games.
You won't believe.
Then we draw dicks too.
Then we draw dicks.
The only thing that equals the, I have more dicks than, yep.
I have more dicks than Pussies.
Oh, sorry, that's the NLSS.
I can't wait to see just a bunch of fallacies.
Bro, can I undo-
We can clip that.
I'm putting clothes on him, bro.
I'm taking- I'm gonna run to the penis.
Unlutin.
It's just gonna be outlined though,
because I've already drawn it,
so you just gonna see it blow through.
It's gonna be like embossing.
I should have done that.
That's actually so smart.
Not following the prompt guys. It's true. You wouldn't be following the prompt
I'm following the prompt. Don't prove me right. That's some people. It's like some people prefer to be teased more than they
Fuck I didn't get to name it mine's called the print
Wow.
Pussy.
God damn that guy, man.
I'm cinema-posing, I'm cinema-posing because I knew it was going to hit.
If you think it's good now, wait about nine seconds.
Yes! Yes!
No! No!
Ong? Ong? What is that?
You pooped it away!
That's not me, man. That's Mal.
I did not come to see
The mouse protest is protest drawing
Why is he poop on the right?
It is loose
I mean I guess I see
He is coming, he is doing it all
I should have gotten the licey ball
I should have gotten the licey ball
Come
Come come come
They're calling it the most banned stream of all time.
Do you like the fingers grabbing?
Oh damn, that's actually pretty good.
Oh, the grip is gripping.
That looks like an awesome.
That's really good.
Now your pants are nice.
Okay, so my guy was grabbing his cock earlier and you're all like...
Look at the details, man.
I don't give a frick.
Also the grip is crazy.
That means that's like an overhand grip man
Jax is really better but I don't like any of them
I think the back of the bus is really fun
Just saying people
The back of the bus
No people
They are welcome
They have no integrity in this game
That's what I've learned
I gave the bus a dick
I put a lady with titties on the bus
No you are fine Justin
I removed the penis
I made it bussy
I like bussy
um that's that's i'm going to close the uh hide your screens because i'm going to close the
i'm also going to go oh well i should all go pee let's all piss let's all piss okay let's all piss
pee i'll be right back okay oh my gosh
I'm not peeing. I'm not peeing out or I'm eating peanuts.
How you doing mouth it's been a while. I'm okay it's really cold and now it's really
rainy so that's kind of poo poo. Oh is it really like did it snow a lot?
Yeah, we had like, we had like, I don't know, like a couple feet, probably even three feet,
just like stay on the ground for a while.
Oh my gosh.
Because I was like, it's not a bunch and then it was also like minus 30 for a month
straight.
Oh my gosh.
Like minus three?
30.
30!
Yeah.
That's terrible.
That's fine.
I mean, we're inside most of the time, but, you know.
Don't you die?
No, I've got I've got you know, it's like if you go like skiing or something, right?
You got like gear and stuff. I've got I've got jackets and I don't go skiing and mine is 30
You know, but I'm saying like you got gear for it if you go, right? That's the same thing. Oh my gosh
I I woke up and it was minus one in Vancouver and I said wow, that's really cold
So I put like sweater and like sweatpants and like socks and stuff.
Yeah, I mean I do that too in minus one.
I don't know what I'll do in minus three.
I guess I'll just wear winter coat.
Yeah, it was cold today.
Yeah, it was cold like in the morning.
Oh, hello.
This is cool.
Love that for you. Let's do joke boat man.
Oh, my God.
The game is paused.
Anything you submit will be sent to the game.
Ooh.
What?
Damn.
Is this like a riddle?
I don't know.
It's at the bottom of jackbox.tv.
For real.
Easter eggs box.
I don't be saying that.
I refreshed.
I refreshed.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Mother.
Mother.
Mother.
Mother.
Bobbie, God dang it.
What the fuck happened in that scenario?
Elvis is getting sucked off by a guy named Bobbie?
Bobbie's the guy that gets the poop out of Elvis.
Elvis?
Give yourself Elbus Stumbledore.
Mm-hm, mm-hm, from the movie, from the films.
We didn't have to hide this.
I hope I don't jack off.
All right.
Yeah, look at the kiddie kid.
Yeah, yes, yes.
This is big.
They're good. They're good, they're good.
I think it's better than words in there now.
I also think the dye and the news to make it orange
will probably be found one day to cause like a horrible disease, but...
Yeah, I thought popular enough they wouldn't even test it.
Ah, you know what?
Let's get to it.
You'll never know. We'll get there in minutes forever.
Damn, I should get some.
Oh!
Hmm.
Just like my premium cable bundle, this writing exercise is ending soon.
I'm, you know, I'm going to abstain from the last one, so I don't
panic right something bad.
Leapers.
I didn't write meeple's, by the way.
I wrote Zeke's this time.
Yep.
Ah, Zeke's, I see.
That's Zeke's.
Um, ooooh.
Um.
Hmm.
Um.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
So, could I ask, who wrote the horrible sex?
I don't know, why did I click Zeke's man?
Imagine if you can land the plane.
I will.
I'm...
Second joke by now.
But this is the easiest game of all time.
That's the most terrifying thing I've ever heard in my life.
I'm already done.
I'm already done as well.
I'm finished!
Oh, that's Daniel Plainview.
Oh, I love Daniel Plainview.
There will be blood.
You do love.
Oh, I saw that one.
You are a little Daniel Plainview yourself.
I know when you book a fucking ticket,
you looked up what airplane it is and then go to Wikipedia
and see that immediately go to accidents and incidents.
No, no, I look up the seatbooking strategies
for a Boeing 777, bro, and I already have it figured out.
You got a book in the middle of a row
No, you pick you find an empty row you book late find a empty row you book in the middle of the row because people booking late booking with people
Yeah, bro, and then I'm in the aisle and my kids in the window and you're in the fucking middle
Or you pick a two-seat row and you pick the you pick the aisle one because no one wants to be trapped between you and a wall
No one ever noticed how Kate looks like anime recently.
I mean, I never want to hear that.
Have you ever tried Justin's gnarled penis?
That's when you twist my nasty pig.
So I got Justin's gnarled penis.
I just got gnarled penis.
Every time I ask you guys to write good...
I'm just going to write down the last thing someone said in the voice call.
They were different times
They were my nasty pig
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I'm so dumb I thought Justin is not a penis
Wait literally, how did the mouth know that everyone was going to be clicking Justin as
an arpenis?
I want that to win so I can see who wrote it.
Did anyone pass that to you?
I can get a bunch of times.
Someone's got a known time.
I got to pick a one.
Yeah, I got to respect a bit.
Because I wrote YARBLE SACs, so I'll pass up to them.
I knew you wrote YARBLE SACs.
It has to be for NAME and I'm like, I'm not going to write John.
Oh, it's your name.
I thought it was like a plural.
What if it's a default?
I
Love life is like Charles Darwin. I have a beard
Okay, what was that? It's not even good, but I think it's gonna be a bit of a bad
They don't get it my grandma said the best thing about narrow penis
Your grandpa had an odd penis, oversharing old grandma bit.
I've seen it's apparent that you have to vote for it to see who wrote narrowed penis over and over man.
Yeah you have to vote for it to see who wrote narrowed penis, you do.
It was a fuck who wins.
I give a fuck who wins.
I did not write any form of penis.
I'll need the definition of a beard.
i appreciate that i voted for i voted for it
this might be my own penis
noo my god
this might be my own penis
this might be my own penis
jesus christ we don't even get to the bottom of it
justin looks like a cross between me and john
now i'm picking up a theme because someone wrote ryan
Yes, someone wrote Rhyang.
I had that as well.
Chip Lee.
No, no, I know how to spell sometimes.
My family is like Bigfoot.
They don't photograph well.
OK.
I get it.
I get it.
I get it.
I get it.
Yeah.
We're just using AI now.
That might be a joke for me, bro.
That might be a joke.
It's pretty good.
All right, one good joke.
And you guys are saying it's a joke for me.
I'm never playing Joe Buttigieg.
That's a compliment.
That means it's a joke.
yeah
no that's a joke
i knew it i knew it
i spent 4 minutes on ziki's
i spent 4 minutes on ziki's
i knew it
i knew it
i knew it
you fucking losers
i knew it
i knew it
i thought it was better
i'm sorry
you fucking know it
wow
you shouldn't move the mouse pointer, ryan
you don't want to hold hands
my doctor said i have a bad case of the boats
Because he meant to say blots, but he's dyslexic
My nickname is automatic machine gun because I spray pray yes
Yes.
So true.
I was trying to make it go.
This lesson talks to that keeps diagnosing me with the wrong shit is kind of funny.
You know they should call him a doctor.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
her with like ulcerative colitis fucking took her colon out and gave her
colon surgery and then midway went whoops actually it's corns we got to put it
back
have you heard about the horror challenge that's where you peep it he
He knows!
Huh?
Big fan of your work!
Oh, you guys don't know.
I don't know, man.
I don't know.
It's gonna win the audience vote.
I'll tell you that much.
Oh, notice.
Marriage is a lot like roller coasters.
They make me fucking sick.
What the fuck?
That's the best.
They then marriage?
That's messed up.
That is messed up.
I'm gonna vote for the only one I understand.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Jama! Come on guys!
Jama!
Jama!
Jama!
Jama!
No, he's the one Jamaican one.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
That was American Vendemise.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I lost!
Jackbox, man.
There's a lot of fucking jokes, man.
It's been a hundred hours from this fucking. I want to open a store that only sells
And call it Elliot's
That's a joke for me. Sorry
It was a joke for me. I don't even like what
Probably some football player named Elliot Zeeke
Like I like my friendships
I'm not your star fucking lucky man.
HAHAHAHAHA
You know I like the one, we're gonna have to give it to ZeeKies.
What?
I'm gonna wanna tell them.
I wanna tell them to take it.
I'm gonna say no ZeeKies.
Real joke and I didn't even win.
We're gonna have to give it to ZeeKies.
Did you try joking for me Mal, that gets into the numbers.
You fuck you.
Oh my god.
Huge.
Wow.
Wow, no Dallas Cowboys fans.
What is he playing for?
You fucking suck, Apollo.
Are you playing anymore?
I'm sorry, Apollo.
There's not even playing in the league anymore, I think.
We get a round two, don't we?
No, I think it's straight to the finals.
But it's usually straight to the finals when you're leaving.
I think it's like you do more rounds than the last people you have.
Football.
Football.
Football.
I am dude. Let's all get into football like playing it. We could make a good team
We try go to the Olympics next next time I think we could
Ask can't be that hard to be like a like a bobsleigh like killing
It's the guys who shoot the guys you shoot on summer Olympics. I'm not fucking with that. That's the next one
Yeah, I want to I want to be out of the winter. Maybe the one where you ski and shoot
The biathlon, yeah, you'd be really good at it
What do you mean?
They should do biathlon half skiing and half high jump
Yeah. Whatever.
But you just need to rewrite only once?
Yeah. Yeah.
Bob's, we could do Bob's or we could do curling.
We could do, I think this one on the, with the ski jump, would it go far?
That couldn't be that hard.
Dude, I was watching that the other night. That shit is crazy.
Yeah, well get ready to train buddy, because we're making it.
Imagine how cool would be to all hang out at the Winter Olympics together.
Dude.
Doesn't that one snowboarder like absolutely fucking obliterate her leg?
Yeah.
Yeah, that was a long one.
The skier, the skier.
Yeah.
That's just a snowboarder, I don't know.
Her leg was already screwed up and then she went to the other side of the road.
Yeah, the acl got torn off and she said fuck it, we going to the other side.
again. Your body hurts. It's going to all run out. We know our mouth based. Based.
Oh, dear.
John Stim looks like a cross between
John Wanaman and Stim.
I think the looks like a cross between setup might be one of the hardest
ones to make a good joke.
It looks like John one miss one a little miss one in there, or am I going crazy the movie Joanna man?
Yeah, I remember that Vivica a fox Tommy Davidson called John
Joanna man, yeah, but it's Johnston. Yes. Yes, correct. I like
I just kind of ran out on this one I
I call my bedroom the Jamaica because I love reggae
Yeah, that's totally fair
Ha! That's it?
Ha!
Too busy talking about the Winter Olympics, maybe
You guys were kind of in my ear about the Olympics, to be honest
I was panicking, he was going to talk about talking
I typed my answer into the address bar and then never hit submit
me
That's so fucking funny
Wait, where did send you though? I didn't I didn't like it
And then realize the box was empty and I was out of time at a dot-com see we end up
My love life is like Charles Darwin. I
Won't be adding to the next generation
I'm just going to stop plugging random USBs into my thing.
Yeah Charles, don't want to fuck this cousin bro.
Oh nice.
How'd he go with that tortoise?
So he really didn't ask me.
Excuse me?
I want you to add that bit of flavor.
I'm just guessing.
I'm just guessing.
How do you think that tortoise got into that?
I'm guessing.
Oh man.
I'm guessing.
I'm guessing.
I'm guessing.
I'm guessing.
I'm guessing.
Oh man.
I'm just guessing!
Why did he vote for it again?
This one's really good.
My nickname is Automatic Machine Gun.
Because my real name is Automatic Michelle Gun.
Don't take that as an E-positive sign, Ghibli. That wasn't funny.
No, that should win!
That's not your bar, my real name is Otto Mettit Michele Grin.
I'll tell Matt that Michele...
That's pretty good.
Yes, man!
That's like otter.
Yes!
Aw, brutal.
I'm mooning, I'm mooning!
Mooning!
You were showing your damn house.
I'm mooning!
Mooning you!
Marriage is a lot like roller coasters.
You are strapped for your life.
Yep.
That's just...
Not how roller coasters work.
Not how roller coasters work.
No, I'm just saying.
So look behind the curtain.
Not the way marriages are going nowadays, am I right?
I'm pulling on my collar.
Ryan.
I'm I'm reaching two fingers into my anus and stretching it out and then
What's your damn thing is on live television man, it's not TV, bro
My grandma said the best thing about narrowed penis is if you put a little hat on it, it looks very distinguished
That's so cute!
Are you saying cute to a penis? Is that okay?
The hat makes it cute. It's like punch the monkey with a plushie.
If someone looked at my dick and went, aww, I think I'd kill myself.
You pull it out and you're like, I've got the perfect thing for this bro and they pull out a little hat.
We cover that up a little bit.
a lot of points
now everyone knows how to defeat me
that's true
but if they ever check you on it
just start tugging on it and screaming like you're trying to go Super Saiyan level 2
looking over the urinal divider
Oh, it's more of a Super Saiyan level three kind of thing, Ryan.
Really? I never, YTV didn't get that far.
That's when they, they have the real long build up and also for whatever reason,
they don't have eyebrows at level three.
Oh, they have eyebrows at level three?
Yeah, it's they have like a more, yeah, I don't think they have eyebrows.
Or it's their brown gets a lot bigger.
Harder screen.
It's a, you had your screen.
Yabbi, yabbi, yabbi.
Job, job.
Can you ever play job, job?
Oh, yeah, it doesn't.
He doesn't.
Just has muscular eyebrows.
Right?
No, what?
And the hair grows longer?
Yeah, they get the one curl.
Yeah.
This one does have real in it.
But at least they have really funny choice.
They lose their eyebrows.
Yeah, I know.
They just have muscles.
I've never noticed that before.
One second, you know.
It's waiting, waiting.
Yes!
Yes!
You don't have to.
She's got, she's got this, Tim, now.
She's got it, she's got it, she's got it.
Cracked the code of the secret formula.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I was in the, I was in Walmart this weekend
and I walked through the toy department
and I saw they were selling
okay sun kill moon
minecraft of the movie toys
i'm bro i had to buy the fuck bro
i had to buy the jack black
i had the jack black yeah it's a little jack black
i think it's really fucking funny
did you get to play with it yet
play with it i mean he's just sitting on a shelf
is it good?
it just looks like
why is there no freaking play with it dude what the hell
it pisses me off
tips hat in the below
it pisses me off when you're buying the toys
I mean, one of those people that just appeared
I'm not a point of playing with it. I mean he's he's chillin
Yeah, play with it. Then play with it in film a video if you like
Melting with the hair words as it lets here
Yeah, me tipping the hat on Justin's distinguished Venus Mablow
Yes, people are gonna get your words
Okay, okay, okay, so to make a little funny sentence. Yes, just type whatever you want but like don't don't type repeat words
Otherwise, it screws people over
Who's going to say who next?
I'm here to inform you that you've used half your time.
There's three answers.
There's three things to answer.
Burn, burn, burn down.
I'll play with the toy, probably.
Yeah, I know you would, bro.
I know you'd be laughing.
Yeah, I'd make it through like speedruns and stuff.
I know you'd be saying shit like, dad, look at this.
Yeah, fuck, not anymore.
Wow!
Why are you laughing?
I don't know.
If I had it, I would probably leave it under my bed until I was like 14 and then drive and then like put it in a cardboard box and throw it out on the side of the road.
Oh, and then we do attack like that dirty.
Yep. Just so I could hear him go, when somebody loved me, everything was beautiful.
I'm pulling the cord on the back and listening to chicken jockey, chicken jockey repeatedly.
Yeah
I don't know about this, but it's really funny
of
the
of
I got your answer Ryan, what make you anxious?
Oh, I didn't get that one.
Really?
Yeah.
I always ask my wife if she brought the passport.
Oh, OK.
That's mine.
It's very wrightened.
You don't want to run out of time.
What?
Why is it so short?
I do wish I had more time because I feel like I have to really absorb a lot of words
Five seconds, four seconds, three seconds, three seconds, but answer something man
Olympics
Shibli
This is shit
It's a no, this is not enough time, I don't give you enough time
Where would you like to go for the company retreat?
Fly to Pentagram with Corey?
For the company retreat?
Ah!
The company leaves drag day-ass
I do like flying to the penta gramps
I thought it was the penta gramps
I'm reading his penta gone bro
I'm honouring it
I mean flying to penta gone with Cori is a very funny answer
It is.
You don't need anything else planned for the day, or...
How will you be spending your contractually obligated 15 minute break?
I will be spending all fucking day at Portal.
Or 15 minute long time.
I really hate 15 minute.
Oh, I thought that said Portugal fuck!
I spent so long trying to find drag with like one second left I went portal.
What do you hope to find in the office recreation room?
A scary owl and 90 million dollars?
Jack Black Mario
Jack is that
Jesus Christ
I can't pick that one
No! I better pick this one
That's really good
Someone just wrote Jack Black Mario and all I saw was Black Mario
Oh! I meant to say Jack Black Minecraft movie
What do you listen to while you work?
I listen to revolver, blam, or listen to LERNCH
I could have picked
What?
I don't want to listen to him.
It was probably his words.
I think he's stupid, man.
40 seconds on this one and then I change it.
Of course I guess so.
What's the difference between a team player and a lone wolf?
Lone wolf?
I cannot.
Guns cannot use.
A lone wolf?
Not good.
Motherfucker is a known team player.
I ran out of time.
I lost both of them somehow.
Load Wolf I cannot guns cannot you
This is fucking bullshit man, I'm going back to my Elvis Presley opus
Rainbow bonus holy cow. Yes the comma
I'm a...
Epic New Zealand pride about the owls.
Why did you leave your former occupation?
I like your mom, also your mom, homemade meals.
Human blow my bottom half to the end.
Blam!
Cory, you can use blam in both your answers.
Ah, yeah, I can.
If I had to, blam is too good, man.
It is pretty good.
I love giving blam.
Blam is really good.
I thought it was two different people, so I thought it was gonna be like better
Man number one motherfuckers, I don't like motherfuckers man, or I always like your mom
What makes you anxious
Always they always like your mom and I just don't know why it's like there's no downtime
I thought it said Lick
Ok, ok
What's going on?
He looks like a male in this map
He's like a little dog
Fucking see a male man, holy shit
I was just hoping it was going to be a white tagline or something
That's ok, I'll come back on run 2
Yeah, he comes back, he locks in
On a lot of graphs it's good to be on the far right side of it
So maybe you're just kind of
Really?
Yeah, you're just kind of
It's good to be on the far right side of it. So maybe you're just kind of handling that energy
You know like a IQ graph or something
Just about to get an invitation to cat hog words or some shit, man
It's an actual piece to me like it's something you didn't know you had
fuck I owe five hundred and thirty six dollars
aww man
aww man
that's a PS5
fuck that man, that improved the debt bitch
that's what I said
don't they think you're dead anyway?
probably
or is that just coin based?
you're about halfway through the timer
I don't know, but notice the vibe has been changed in the coal ever since we loaned Justin
Lowe's $500.
Can we just do a left-hand check?
Can we all look in here?
Someone give me $600.
He's going to make money and open cases and sell the skins you get to pay the debt.
Now Taco is crying because I took away his toy, which was a bill.
He wants the bill!
He wants the bill!
He's trying to make money.
He thought you'd be happy to open it.
You have 11 seconds.
How can 11 things be second-breaths doesn't make any sense.
What is this, a golf tournament?
Or most of a Pan-Achelle Olympic forward game.
Yes.
That's true.
That's true.
play scenarios that don't feel like it took 400 years for 400 years how can there be 400s bro can you shut the
oh i did i got very few words
60 seconds
Which is the timer?
What's going on? I think my thing is
bug I have eggs and eggs won't leave me I cannot on the egg
what
Oh, shite eggs man, I'm hungry
I think my thing
I couldn't get the egg out of my senses.
Debra and her four ferrets want a carpool to work with you.
How do you respond? Wonderful! Wow! Right now, crazy style!
I smoke Debra, her four ferrets, good.
Are you sure?
I think you killed Debra and just hang out with the stranger.
Oh, no, I ran out of time.
Wow, you go real fast.
Wow, inception.
Right?
Yeah.
He's right, it is a ball.
Isn't that what they do to your car, everyone?
So, wow.
The entire office is covered in sand.
What do you do?
Sand pentagram, each point furry porn, ha ha.
Or kind of vibing in the sand.
It's so nice.
I like that.
It is not, like, the sand is not nice
Oh, wait, Fairy Point is not funny anymore?
I don't like that those are all my words
Somehow your idea for a work prom gets approved
What's the best theme for the event?
Motherfucker went fucking eggs, everyone finds eggs
Your worker invites you to their improv comedy show.
What do you do?
I make improv better when I catch phrase or something funny.
Haha, i comedy show.
Hahaha.
I hope that that period is true from two different persons.
Shit.
Yes!
You brought a problem.
Yes!
We're coming back!
Dude, that's a solo problem.
We'll be able to use the period from the prompt instead of getting a rainbow.
You're mad, you're mad, can't hear you, you're mad.
The district manager is visiting the office from corporate
and you want to make a good impression. How do you stand out?
Ghosts. Make out with corporate ghosts or stupid fucking eggs.
Or shoot egg, big eggs, fat egg.
So your game was bugged and made you say all this.
No, I couldn't get rid of eggs!
I had to do it with eggs!
It worked out, it worked out well.
Your manager says you'd be a hero if you could pull an all-nighter on Friday. How do you respond?
They fucked up. I'd be cutting the manager open.
Or motherfuckers. Catch 22, motherfuckers.
Crazy catch 22. Fuck!
Is that the Gabe guy from TikTok?
Is that whiteboard Gabe?
He has pitch 22 motherfuckers. Yeah, baby. What the fuck?
That's crazy pitch 22 all night or on Friday, baby. Fuck
A co-worker on a video conference thinks her camera is off and has been picking her nose
How do you respond? Kate is picking her nose or heavens close bitch co-worker
I was talking to my coys.
No thanks for the points on the period.
The rainbow bonus.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Good manager knows that people are more than just numbers.
It's still going around too.
Oh wait, that's cool.
Man, never at the final.
Damn!
What the fuck are you doing?
She really came back.
He's on the come up.
come up I'm in. I'm in.
I'm in.
Final final round.
Oh, you remixed it a little bit.
Hmm.
damn this line goes hard bro
mm-hmm
it's great I typed that shit for the love of the game nobody else even gets to
see it it's gonna get all chopped and screwed by the time it shows up to you
okay did you just screw did we like Dan is still opening case I know it's so
crazy thing I think we ruined his life I think we ruined his life no
No, he's still doing it, he's been going for it.
I think, I think, I think his kids college fund is okay.
Are you guys surprised he did like a fan duel sponsor the other week?
That is true.
I'm like fan page.
It wasn't the other week, it was for the big game, okay?
That doesn't come around all that often.
What is this, who wrote this?
Holy shit.
Got the one time no one writes like cock or shit.
The one time.
Oh I got a lot of that stuff.
Can I have one?
Of course you can.
I got mine.
Mine's too relatable.
You guys probably aren't ready for this real shit.
You should be halfway done now, okay?
Guys, I got another...
I'm constantly spifting a hundred subs.
I got another...
What did I do?
I got another thing that you could type in a streamer's chat to bait them and ruin
their life.
Uh-huh.
I can't tell you what it is
Okay, I'll type in the messages. Yeah type it into this court. I got one you just type behind you
Oh, no
It could work though, right? I mean, I don't think it would ruin. I think it would raise their heart rate. I
I seek saving my life right now. I find a revolver and yell blam blow like I seek entry to innocent heavens
I find entry to bitch hell
I
Mean yours is all so good it's just sometimes
Align man who's dark blue?
I put mine on the line because I want to see who wrote mine.
I seek a large breakfast, I find just coffee, I seek extreme bulging, I find huge red donkey
I
Was mine too real for you
No, I didn't use my words
I'm not proud of my answer. Can I just say that first nope you're locked in. No, I think dogs pussy
I find I'm creaming, blam?
Ah!
I seek Ryan.
I find unzipping, sucked penis.
I seek crazy ass.
I find only you.
Damn, these guys are fucking beautiful, dude.
I want these fucking beautiful dudes.
Three goats.
Three goats.
Oh, holy shit.
Oh, my god.
Yes!
Yes!
Who wrote this?
Who wrote this?
I
Know there's someone in your chat right now. It's like
What the fuck
Oh my god, just in the sentences you're right in there
Oh my God, Cory should have hit that one.
I'm seeking, seeking dog pussy.
Yo, what's that all about?
It would be funny if you got banned for a week, what would you do?
Probably record some new jacks.
With the stream time I can record an episode and a half of Pigeonix every day.
They gave me a question about egg hunts.
I think everyone's answer starts with probably.
You're death when I die is what I'm going to get from you.
I hope you've enjoyed your stream today and your streams this week I will send you over
to my wife's stream, and I will be back on Monday.
Mugenics could never.
You're not wrong.
I mean, I'm not going to say it doesn't respect your time,
because you can literally save and quit whenever you want.
But it's hard to do so.
Yeah, we have to find Bev K. O. immediately.
Prego man, I see you there.
Enjoy your weekend.
I'll be back on Monday.
Later.