Northernlion
i'll show you the life of the mind | !prime | Mister New PC | Mister No Back Hair
02-23-2026 · 5h 01m
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the
state
sets out as an ordeal
Oh, he's singing it because I told him I didn't like when people sing it
He's doing the horny one though
Happy Birthday to you
It's kind of like an exasperated one
Happy Birthday, Mr. Streamer
Guy running out of oxygen trying to sing Happy Birthday
Happy birthday to you
While he was on that extended birth, I can tell that he was squatting down and touching
his balls in front of the floor
and then coming back up
She was doing that shit to the damn president man.
Cor you just missed the Halibut performance.
We run it back.
We run it back.
One more time.
What happened?
From the top.
By the way we learned a cheat code to play premier faster if you are close to level 10.
Oh the contracts right?
Or whatever you call it.
Yeah contract things.
You do have to spend like three dollars.
3 dollars?
I can do that
Corey you must be there already right?
No
What level are you Corey?
How do you even check?
I can check, I can click on you
You're sergeant rank 9, you're 1 third of the way to 10
Oh yeah it would work for you
We don't have to play for me
Because Dan will also have to do this
Dan's already level 10
Oh shit
I leave it up to the chat
I'm going to make Kory do his, like, put money on his steam wallet if he doesn't want to.
I have money on my steam wallet already.
They are called, if you want to look at them up on the market real quick.
I've left overs.
Sealed Genesis Terminals, they're like 20 cents each.
Where do you even, I don't even know where to look this up.
Shift tab, go to, don't show your thing.
It's Shift Tab and then it's...
I like how they have a bunch of buttons at the bottom that don't...
Like, how do I know what these are supposed to be, Steve?
Is the MP7 like a T thing?
I can't... Why can't I find the MP7 guys? Help me.
I don't know how to do that.
Like, you don't have enough T to find the MP7?
Change my mind, Corey. Right-click Steam and go to a library or whatever.
And then go to Community on the top and scroll down to Market.
Yeah, I'm in the Counter-Strike Community Market.
market. Yeah, just type in Genesis. It should be like the first thing that comes up.
Sealed Genesis terminal. Genesis. And you need like 10 of them. 10 of them. They're
20 cents each, bro. No, it's more like the time to open them. It's 37 cents,
actually. A Canadian. Oh my god. We don't need to do this if we don't want to
play Premier. Are we deciding we want to play Premier? Because Ryan's gonna have to do it too.
already got one you need more than well actually you did you open one already so
basically what you do is it shows you a bunch of shit you just keep declining and
just you keep declining through and then once you see all of a certain color you
get a big chunk of bonus XP what it's actually good though shouldn't I buy it
no because it you so you'll be something by it yeah but what if it's
awesome
but what if it's a smoke it would have it's like a red for two dollars
i don't think that can happen
some basic like i'm buying the experience right now
yes that's so i like
what i have to agree to the steam subscriber agreement
every time you know that's
does have to do i want to buy i have to buy ten
You don't have to, but that'll get you, probably.
All right, I'm clicking, I'm clicking.
And you basically just want to have to do it too many times.
That's fair, that's understandable.
Hopefully you get lucky, because basically you see
on the bottom right when you open one, there's some dots.
If you fill in all of the dots of any color, but obviously
it'll more likely be blue, then you click on that bar
of dots, and there's a little button that says
claim bonus XP that will pop up.
once you've seen
you just don't know my address anywhere
it might sometimes yeah i would i would probably keep your all while you're
opening these things to know no no no no no no no
that's what i mean when you're in in in the steam
bullshit
if i wish that i finished that one ceiling terminal
see i just keep declining
oh my god why are they talking it takes a second it does take a second
and then so i'm in here yet so
and the he did spend the last five minutes asking if you'd be on time
which is crazy. Yeah, I disregard that.
I can't do it is decline.
Not with my bullets.
Italy, I don't pass.
Not interested, bro.
Nice.
And whoa, oh, no, wait, are you are you telling me?
Are you telling me these these cases that cost
like six dollars to open can have something that's worth like three cents?
Yes, that's them.
the media is the opening
Oh that's horrible
The majority of the time unless you're fucking media
But then it's actually good
I know it's one of my skins
It was a hundred dollars so I just listed it
Oh shit
When it sells I'll use that fake money to get a couple cases
And like opening blues is actually good
Because then it means you can trade them up to a purple
Yep
And then
Continue
I gotta thank you Ryan you called it yesterday
You did call us sir. Especially if you ignore the fact that I called it every single time
Yeah, I got some purples worth like 40 bucks
Birthday by the way, thank you. It's your birthday. I'm just playing
You know, I'm just joining really likes that song. That's why you joined singing it. Oh
That's what I mean. Yeah. Oh do I got gone this thing click on the click on the blue dots themselves
A Star Trek Purple MP9 is $55
I had to open 3
I got all the balloons
Happy Birthday to you
Chance is going to get some golds for you
Holder and you've got some gloves to match him to happy birthday Apollo. Thank you
I'll be honest and I already got my my gold gift yesterday
From oh, yeah, did you dare not see that? I don't think they know oh my goodness
Great play love the show man game up to show crazy to watch the clip
You can watch the clip if you want brother come sounded like chibli when you joined the call you freaked me out
Chibli's here
What do you what do you mean Mike?
Oh my god, Chiblee?
Chiblee or is that Chiblee?
What you mean boy, that might.
We ready?
That's good stuff.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Apollo's the lobby king.
Let's go on.
Oh, I can hear.
Nope, there's.
I'm level 10 by the way.
Even though I'm not the king.
Oh my god, he's level 10.
Are you level 10, Corey?
Yeah, he got it all instantly to Premiere.
I can talk Britishly.
I want to remind you Ryan, the cases I told you about, fever cases.
If you're setting up fever cases, can I tell you something awesome?
Sure.
I already got 20.
I don't think I should open any cases.
I've got two skins for sale right now.
And when they sell, I will get...
That's just when you're going back into the market, you know?
I opened how many of those?
Five of those?
I got one purple out of those.
Oh yeah, no those suck.
In these cases they're all blue.
would just do that for the XP. I am aware but I'm like this is an indicative of the
luck I'm gonna experience while opening cases. Oh yeah, no I don't.
You are a $1,000 knife man, I need to open cases. That's true.
Can you accept my friend request just so you're not player anymore on my list?
Yes. I want to be able to see your name and...
Are you the begrudgingly counter-hella buck? No I'm just...
That's me. Oh that's me. Oh okay.
Do you want to change your name Justin for Premier?
No one knows who I am
The stream sniping sucks
It's a safety measure
I will change my name to Colonel Jestered
Where can you change your name?
Is it just your steam name?
Yeah, it's just your steam name.
This is taking too long.
I gotta get a really long one.
Big Feta Colonel Jester.
I used to hear my Starcraft name.
I'm Frey.
Oh yeah, after we start CS, huh?
I'll be real quick.
What the hell is this?
Peanut shotgun?
Well, they have like some shit from fucking
a hun showdown or something.
Did you see the clip, Dan?
Um, no, let me pull it.
Do you have a webcam on?
No, but that's okay.
I want to see your eyes pop out of your head!
You'll hear my voice pop out of my mouth
if that makes you feel better.
Like a cartoon dog?
One of the best parts was during a premiere game
so the enemy team had to see it, man.
to see it man they had to see it.
That is crazy.
That is such a sick crummy spread.
Oh nice man.
Congrats.
I was not sure I had to be done now.
It's hard to beat that man.
That's like a $90 knife man.
I mean you can beat it.
You got a pretty good stim.
It does it spin.
Dude it's so awesome.
But you also just keep it in F.
just like keep sticking his finger just a little bit in the night where I got a
negev skin for you man oh what a negev skin what's a machine gun oh like machine
gun with 50 bullets the one I've never touched I think you should put it on your
loadout bro you know it used to be like $5,000
like the gun itself like encounters or to buy it it used to be $5,000 man oh
that's really something like something happened the negev oh yeah yeah that
and like it used to be the power to you before that yeah they used to these to
be much stronger I guess. And they changed how it works. It seems like everyone
fucking hates it now. It used to be able to like actually you could like tap fire
headshots with it. Bro can I just add what is what is begrudgingly mean they
begrudging Connor Hellebuck what does that mean? So the full name is the
begrudging Connor Hellebuck respecter and it means like being forced to do
something against my wishes maybe not against my will but against my my
wishes against your like more yeah I would
see the respecter I got he was the goalkeeper right you played out of his board
man out of his mind he did indeed he did indeed it is popped in case anyone's
all tabs but you know
I was seeing him called the only reason that the US won
The enemy team is awesome at Mirage
and we are not good at anything according to that little graph
They are the red one and we are the translucent white one
Is this our first premiere?
way or we're gonna be bad no we're not starting Monday after our Friday we're
waiting on the weekend on the weekend we had some pretty peak games I do think
that when we're picking and banning we should only ban one of ancient or a
new best because like we don't need to waste our bands on both of them they
might they might make sense I don't really care about anything except that
This is gonna give me a knife right here
Bless this mess bless this mess
Bless this mess with the crazy nine
Okay, so y'all flash real quick for anyone who wants to know what a good a flash
Well, I'll pile show me that knife. Give me give me some spin. It's Tim. I was spinning it
Oh, I forgot that they could also be moving and shooting
Ryan Ryan come here I'm on my way. Let me see some h
H? Oh yeah. Oh, I didn't know you could do that.
I'll be back there in a second to kill that guy.
There's their op-ing us in spawn.
Yes, though. This disrespect cannot be allowed to stank.
I'll show you some other kids.
We probably should have like learned
what Justin was trying to teach. We could have hit him because they wouldn't let me anyway.
that's okay it's just a nice flash
uh... what do you want to do this is good this is kind of a b-rush
there to that b-rush
i'm gonna stop crossing my legs
what i always see oh
you're perfectly behind and i was like why do we have four
this is this is b-rush territory brush
i'm still crossing my feet but i on crossed my legs
you know i do the same thing what the heck
normally a legs crosser
My feet are always crossed.
I'm man-spreading when I play CS.
This is me off to, because people think if you cross your legs, you have a small dick.
I'm the man.
You can actually-
I love you.
You jump more.
You can actually have a perfectly average dick if you cross your legs.
Cat.
Oof, window.
Got him.
Planting safe.
Kitchen, kitchen.
Oh, cat.
Two cats.
Last one cat last one cat he's he's through. He's her window
Are we going boys oh
My god, I didn't put the MP9 on we don't mid right
I'm a pics if we're galeon and stuff. Yeah grab smokes to smoke off like connectors
Oh boys, do I got something for you? Don't worry about window. Oh
When you're smoking connector make sure you get it a little high up in there so it's not
popping bottom step.
I'll take a look over it.
Holy!
Oh, he came out connector.
There's another one in there.
We're going to run past them.
We're going to get up cat quickly.
I saw a check.
Get up cat as a unit.
I'll watch out for there being a sneaky guy somewhere.
I don't know.
I do.
planning open
I'm in the kitchen
Oh, come on. Give me more. Give me more. Nice. Nice
I hear steps
Cat apartment. Oh cat. Yeah cat one cat
Nice
Well that bull. Oh, that was the guy huh?
I'm going to show you guys a good flash after I give Apollo this smoke.
I need to throw it to me up here.
Oh my god.
They're mulling it anyway.
See, you're like...
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, when you guys are ready to go.
When you guys are ready to go.
Yeah, when you guys are ready to go.
And here, look, if you wind up with this, like, lamp, you throw a flash right over
the top of the lamp.
You guys ready?
Yeah.
Okay, everything is going to be, uh, so unplugged.
I've been flashed.
They, uh, kind of pushed one sandwich.
It should be the lamp area, as everyone is about to burst up, lamp guy throws some lamp
flashes.
Make sure you can buy next round, just make sure your minimum next round is at least 3700.
I'm going to just, I think we just work picks here and try to be sneaky, see if we can get
someone to make a mistake.
I'm going to try to do that in Palace.
Palace?
I will camp lower tunnels.
They have so much to do.
Yeah.
Oh, pushing, pushing, pushing.
Got him.
I don't know what he was thinking.
I've been flashed.
One stairs like a window.
I'm smoking CT.
You hold that.
One's a window.
CT's going to be so damn scary.
I think in that situation then you just like all hold my hand where you want to go.
Oh, jump.
Behind.
You want me to look behind?
Yeah.
Cause I'll cover you cover behind.
If you're pushing jungle like that or the palace, what do you want smoked?
uh...
well we will
jump back to do that
and let's uh... we should be made control if you were uh...
if you can get the window smoke
yeah if you throw me an extra i can get window and i can get cat or i can get
uh...
now with us i'd say we just
try to take care
i get a get window and i don't have a smoke for connector and you make some
broke unfortunately
don't be committed to this blooms in the second i can throw us i can throw
smoke
connect the second that
it should be a connector
The window one missed unfortunately.
Oh no, I suck.
Oh flash coming?
One window.
On the roof.
He threw a flash from window but then just didn't peek in.
Behind? Behind?
Yeah, they rushed out of A.
They grabbed him.
Nice.
Good stuff.
You got the...
One connector stuck right.
Close, no he moved left.
Yeah.
I can get another pick off something.
Is there someone cat?
Wow.
I'm legit mad.
Good job, Dan. Good job.
One is catwalk might push up in peak.
You might want to wrap around that.
Hey, hey, can you give me some cover?
Oh, they're coming.
How did that happen?
Oh, what the fuck?
He wasn't even on my screen yet, man.
Do I feel like you guys leveled up after a
full day of Counter Strike yesterday?
Oh.
Wait, say that again, sir.
I feel like they leveled up after
a full day of counter strike yesterday.
It's like 10 hours of counter strike yesterday.
Like they got lineups, they got plays, they got callouts.
And vibe.
Are we going close?
I'm not sure that this round, yeah, work on picks.
We're pretty broke still.
I'm going to walk under window and just try to be a little
menace.
I can smoke cat in here.
I'm going to be that guy who's like, I can smoke this
now every time.
I'm sorry.
They've smoked the apartments.
They're pushing cat or something?
One pushed. He fell back off cat now.
It sounds like, nope, he's still pushing.
Yep. Oh my God. That's crazy, dude.
What kind of fucking...
I can't believe I fucked these guys.
I might get pushed here, whoever's with me. Careful.
I'm gonna take... Okay.
I'm running away from that, because they...
I shot a guy like three times.
I think they're gonna be pretty heavy on B.
What oh I'm cat I think he was close to the very close
Like outright outside the window. He's moving too close to you. I don't know one flank. Yeah
That's a tough one
Oh
It felt like it should have been a headshot.
80 and 2, 45 and 1.
How are you, Mike?
Should be good, right?
Almost all of us.
On the screen.
You could flex the bomb, bro.
If we can coordinate this.
Did you know you could flex the bomb?
The big one is...
The big one is smoking off jungle and CT.
Those are the two big ones to smoke.
I have no utility.
I can only get one. Which one do you prefer?
You get jungle, I can throw to CT.
Jungle.
I got jungle.
I will go Palace.
We gotta wait out the mollies.
Make sure they don't push.
Flash mid.
Looking jungle?
I'm mollied off in Palace for a minute.
That's another down jungle?
Holy.
Another one in the jungle area.
Another down jungle.
We should have site.
I was just saying there's only one left one left probably the B player if you can't play it right there
Yeah, oh he's a steep herb sorry mid-mid-mid stairs
on their path
Oh, he's hurt
Nice that's good stuff
Oh
Love to see it
If you throw me a smoke there and tell me, so I can just pick it up like when I throw the first one.
Dude, you know how to do it?
I can get both stairs and jungle at the same time.
Dude, are we happy to?
I will wait for Alice again.
I do have bomb, which is a little sketchy.
But yeah, if you can get it right here in this corner, I will stand here.
Perfect.
Oh my god, it worked! Oh my god, oh my god.
Oh my god.
I thought it was a zero percent chance it was gonna work.
Whoa, I don't wanna be clustered like that.
I'm dinked.
I got the guy.
They did see bomb.
Stairs and jungles should be smoked.
Oh, close, close, close.
He's close.
Fuck, he got me.
Bomb's down in a...
Oh, two there, two there.
Nice, another one.
He's box is in sight.
Yeah, he's far to the left.
I'm just gonna run out there's one in that one smoke on site
He's one stairs on site. Oh
Welcome stairs. Oh
Yeah, you gotta get mom. Oh, yeah, it's palace. Good call. I like this
I can go
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
All right talk to me boys where we think he is
He's he was last stares, so he might still be there
He might go jungle or he might go deeper in the site. I have a smoke
You're trying to get him with surprise here
Oh, you're fine you're fine
So now I got a smoke and what dream I would just try to kill him. That's your best chance
I think he jumps back behind stairs again, you got 10 seconds so 10 times I'm gonna go
My piece you can plant I got killed I'm gonna kill him
So it went in you can plant there when we backed off like that you can go behind the box and plant you had time
And there extends the timer yeah, he has to come to you if you get it down by zero. Yeah. Yeah
We have to do a little poorer. Oh
You're taking I guess I guess we got guns. Yeah, I could buy it. I guess we'll buy necks
I'm gonna see I don't have they've been off and I'm gonna try this get a little night
Yeah, they haven't been offing yet, but who knows I can just get the window guy
We go peaking I want you to pick one there
I got her back.
Is this one down connector?
Yep.
Yep.
Oh, that's from my friend I think.
Cat from Cat.
I got her back, Corey.
God, he's her cab.
He got me.
You smoke connector?
Molly from Cat.
Molly and Ryan.
watch a window
all really easy super late
but they made god what it that was like from work low
a window window window behind behind a splash it
was the where we're pushing what's behind all that's higher cross fire
hiding
sixty and i thought i shot him in the
cerebral cortex man
these guys are pretty decent
now i don't know
literally you two merchants we get me give someone else but i wanted to go
palace again if we hit a
i just don't want to lose bomb up there
i'll give you a jungle smoke again
the jungle so a we're the ideal smokes on a beside site
uh... cutting off ct spawn is a big one
And then Kat, the other one?
Yeah, yeah.
Let's smoke him off the stairs and connect her.
Let me know when you're ready to peek.
I need you guys to be like, you can't just be sitting there watching nothing.
Like, we can't be doing that.
Well, you think you're pressed?
I lost my smoke, bro.
I'm leaving Palace.
Not sure where we're best off going there was one stairs
Oh, it's gone got me reloading. God damn it. Nice pop. Justice. Thank you. I
think you guys can hit a I don't know what's pushing you right after you heard
them. Yeah, if they're just pushing shit, we gotta just play it slow and watch for their
pushers. Oh, that's okay.
How much more can you shoot them? Don't peek without a gun. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. People
are reloading. Yeah, there's doing that stuff just someone's someone watch for the mid
Rush and everyone else watch for the ramp rush pretty much. Yeah, if I'm gonna hold that smoke position
One person should check that they don't come down the stairs. Yeah, that's fair
How far in like maybe when you get up there you can ping where I should stand to watch and I'll watch there
You just don't want to be in the connector. I might be quite B. So like even even like a bomb
Yeah, you guys yeah plenty fine, this is perfect
Okay, Corey, hold up for a sec, because I'm gonna throw my smoke to Apollo.
Molly.
I can't see because of the fucking fire.
I'll show you how they like to be mine.
Is that sorry I had to move?
I had to move as well.
I imagine they're going to start rushing behind us in a sec.
Damn.
Justin, I'll watch your backside here.
Oh, I got Molly in Palace.
And that really hurt me yeah, I'm weak. I got there a connector
For sure. We got plenty of time for one minute
I'm at 40
Do we have a smoke for jungle or anything I could I have a smoke, but I don't know how to throw okay
He just walked in and killed me
You're ready then
He's on the balcony
I
Boxes
I gotta get that first one though, you know what you got to get
What's that? I'm a little bit of this right here. This is the mental reset. That was a that was an insanely weird peak
The final round
you go on um oh yeah no guns i was gonna say we can go mid mp9 nexus i'm just gonna try to wait
somewhere for one of their pushes and hopefully i think that's yeah let's just let's go fast be
let's just go fast be right now right now yeah yeah we're like waiting and we're still dying
very i'm gonna smoke uh cat we gotta go real quick was it yeah go quick go quick go quick
I'm gonna try to smoke it off man This is a nightmare oh he's that bench
I can't even get out of the smoke One once cat one site oh my god oh
I mean, I never really wanted to call it, but that Peacock Palace was such a spark.
It's three lines good.
As my premier rank, I'm talking about like Morse code.
Yeah, it's like tally marks.
I mean, it's more than I got in my competitive ranks.
Usually just get the one chevron.
pistol round I'm gonna play B for pistol but I'm going back to A after first round right
if you hear anything at A or see anything at A tell us okay three B is a bad for pistol
sorry I just there's usually whenever you're calling something there's someone else one
one a one a oh we're coming coming back two a yeah bomb a bomb a one B cat back in
I'm Justin.
Cat guy's hurt.
Maybe towards Jumble too.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, behind.
What the fuck?
You rat.
Oh my god, I got pinched, bro.
Come down, down!
The whole game should be pistols, bro.
One's going window behind us.
real low on time with us kids. Nice Statrack shotgun you idiot.
Sorry.
You let you go.
I jungle jungle. I got a bullet. Yeah, no time.
In the future, I should have gone for the defuse, but
I don't think it's going to matter on that one too much.
That's our time. We save it.
I don't know, do we force it up or do we save it?
I think we should force up, because we're in dire situation.
I'm forcing up.
I'm going to play with you if you guys are around.
All right, all right, all right.
No, I'm going to go away.
If you hear anything, be Apollo, like a single footstep.
We aren't going on a windy walk here, by the way.
I'm going to go on a windy walk.
Hear nothing.
Throwing fire.
I think yeah, I'm Molly departments
Connector connector made
Careful of palace and stuff
How did he not die I got two utile at palace
I can't get him though.
Once a connector hurt.
One of them is real hurt.
The two of them are real hurt.
I'm going to lose me.
Oh, another another connector.
Nice shit, Dan.
Connect that. Connect that.
I think if they're not, you know,
that was bombing bombing bombing.
Yeah, I mean.
You'd go through CT, go through CT.
He's not listening.
That's fine.
I forgot what side I was on.
Are you talking to me or not?
I'm going to ride. Yeah, I think the both side.
Oh, I was like, it's real obvious.
I was like, why are my steps so loud?
Seventy six and six.
We are.
And what do you think?
I don't think we can do on this one.
Yeah, not a whole lot to be done at this point.
It wins 76. No, it's not over. What do you mean it happens? We're just get started. This is the comeback man
Come back
That's a good point chat hold the Molly till you hear them in the apartments
it should be a debuff because they won't hear our steps
I can't shoot shit, bro.
I hit.
Smoke cat.
The plant beat.
Not anymore.
The bomb's gone beat.
It's kind of nowhere.
Aw.
What a magazine for the first time in my life, I think.
There's like 15 of me.
So the knife, the knife out.
I was like, I gotta cross somehow,
because they're wallbangin' me on the spot.
No, once you're in that but you've got to shoot him there's no crossing at that point. That's fair. That's fair. That's awful when I tweaked
Pretty rough last round maybe you guys just want to like all swing me at the same time for fun. Yeah, I'll
Have a great spawn for it, so I'm gonna go connect you to it. I'll go cat
They're a great way to help the small man.
Yep, uh, fire off.
Eight times, is that what you call it?
There we go.
Bro, why can't I never get through this fucking window?
Shot a little bit off. My deagle shots are bad right now.
Oh, they're hitting it, I think.
One's behind.
Mox's.
There, these guys, these guys are crap.
What the fuck?
MP9 was the wrong play for me, bro.
Good game, good game. 58 and 3 with a Digo? Come on.
Do you see that skin on that MP pun?
The food change.
In the air.
Alright boys, that happens.
I have 90 XP for that.
The like 1 stack plus 3 solos, the chances are very high. All unranked. There's high odds on that.
called the clickbait doesn't make any sense
i'd forget uh... i put peloton might be going accident
but i don't know what
when you know that could be the move
guys i think what you might like billion dollar business idea he did not give a
fuck
in fact he said the worst thing you can say which is it already exists
chop a gang of that
not i was trying to i was trying to ask you a question you left me on red
uh... probably went to sleep
my and what what is that are there my billion dollar idea is orthotics for
people on the a u d hd spectrum that walk on their toes
orthotic shoes for people that are obligatory obligate tow walkers
is not just balay shoes
now i think those are not sure if you
high heels is what i said to you know how high you know that i'm a man wipes
situation
high heels that don't
yes that's high wheels
high heels
you did say high heels
it could be high wheels
high wheels dude
yeah
what about a bicycle where like the front wheel is like 10 times bigger than the back wheel
they have to go backwards mode now they need a really tiny front wheel huge back wheel
and you got your ass up while you're probably got a crash
you started like the gear 18 or something like that
high heel high heelies is crazy
high heelies would be fucking crazy
oh shit high heelies
you're gonna have a lot of black care going into that man you'd lean a little too far back
that's not gonna go well
Oh, I'm the fucking guy I'm never the guy never the guy
To bless this time maybe a quick fever case
No, just one. Please. I feel $90 of my steam on now. I need oh, it's sold. It's all yeah
I have another one on the market penis gun a penis gun
Damn, it's kind of that's kind of awesome
some stained glass Mount Fuji Cherry Blossom Nova.
That's not bad.
It's going to look real good in a trade up.
Hi-yah!
Why do you go hi-yah?
It's just a great thing to add to the end of any sentence, I think.
Okay.
It's like blam.
I can see it.
It is like blam.
It is like blam.
I love putting Blam in Job Job
Whenever I hit the end of a sentence, if I have room I'm just putting in some sound effects
I like that idea
Bob Bob Vroom went really hard the week before
We cannot play Dust
We should ban Dust
Dust 2 Band is crazy
Look at their graph
Why let them have dust?
Make them ban Ancient
Their graphs don't like it
It would be really funny if we got Ancient though
Look at these ranks
These guys are 9000 low ranks
I've never seen ranks that low before
I've never seen ranks that low before
Well, I guess we are playing Mirage, but we are warmed up on that
If we lose this game, we will be solo ranked to be awesome
So you are saying tactical loss is good here?
Yes, I am trying to get to the draft
Sandbagging yourself
I am covering the ranks
No, it's like 8000 rank. I've never seen some 4 digit rank before
Cory you already see I hear godfathers Satoshi Kone
Also for the B players when you run by always shoot this vent open. Oh, I thought you left it so we would hear them, but I guess
You know makes the rotate harder. Yeah. Yeah
Enemy goose
Stream snipers
That's so awesome.
I feel like the case opening is a good sign though.
Yeah, they're getting it.
Maybe they're the kind snipers.
But no, maybe they're just degenerates.
Could be.
Could be.
It's crazy though.
I don't even mean this in a negative way yet, until we see if they dominate us.
But how can these stream snipers in a game that has a quarter million concurrent players or something?
There's not a lot of people 5 queuing Premier Unwrecked
Ramp is almost none of them
One palace, two palace
One upper hand palace sorry
Oh my god I shot him so many fucking times
I'm with you fellow
God damn I cannot
I'm in such a dire situation here
I'm doing bad too, I'm doing bad too
Oh there are ants everywhere
I could not win that shot man.
Oh, the second one.
Oh my god.
Well, someone's got to pay the iron price, right?
What do I do to that?
Only 58 and 2, that's so depressing.
Save.
Yep.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
The big thing is where it says like next round minimum.
And then the buy menu.
And then like super light buy might be like deagle armor.
Yeah as long as you can still buy full gun armor next round.
Smoked mid.
Smoked mid.
I hear hall or apartments.
I'm going to rotate the B.
Yeah.
Going through their spawn.
Can I?
I think we lost Cat, right?
Yeah, I should open this grave when you're passing. Oh my bad, y'all.
Is it B for sure? Yeah. Got one B. Yes.
That's the window grate.
What are you talking about? One flanking window.
Oh my god.
Let's go. It's gone and 1v5.
Slumped.
It's probably not working.
I've never shot a mag 10 in this game, no I didn't know I could do this.
It's very much a good thing.
You can just run and jump and shoot with that thing.
Okay, it's crazy.
Now we lock in.
I'm locking in.
I'm going to fire lower tons.
Is that what it's called?
Airamp.
I knew what you meant.
Alright.
I'm going to be playing very passive here at full booth.
I'm going to peek window actually, right?
Okay, okay.
Oh my god, they have a smoke lineup.
He scouted, headshot me through the smoke.
Just if you're curious.
That's not going to happen.
Happy birthday, bud!
Oh.
Cat, cat, cat, cat, cat.
Cat Cat Cat Cat
Corey
Ice Corey
We'll get a next time champion
One more
Cat Cat
Mjallar
That's one of ours
That wasn't one of ours
Is it still Cat or are they turning around connector?
How does Kevin hit that shot?
One's connector
Engineering school Kevin when his cat I'm leaving now. Well, he had bomb. I'm gonna go through tunnels
Underpass
Well
When is jungle and you might have one behind you can't
Man that was fast. I love I've never seen ranks this low dude is owning us
Yeah, I got gonna save one more not a lot shot. Let's make sure you can afford next round. Mm-hmm. Okay, I
Will buy an MP9 and armor. Yeah, that's my play MP9 armor. Yeah
I'm still with Apollo. I think it's good to be
It's good to lose this one. Mm-hmm. I
Mean see yeah, we're doing this up in 8,000 rank is insulting
I tell you YouTube has been at like a huge net negative for society, bro
You don't actually have to like work for knowledge anymore
You can just inherit it from someone smarter than you and it's like how something we've never had smarter motherfuckers
We're gonna do it in on
Yeah couple of cat already
Yeah one in the apartment. Yeah, there's three there's three stuffed in cat dude
They are pushing cat
They're out of pommits
more cat and one going connector a
they jumped out apartments
let's go
whoa
you saw that one?
oh good shot, good shot
nice try
sweat board
oh you slidding, slidding, slidding
I did
yes
one left
I think Kitchins on it
Primal scream
Oh good job
Definitely miscounted the number
Yes, I thought that was the last one
He did send a lot of adrenaline
That's normal for every game
Oh man
Yamasaur buying an MP9 more, I think it was great
It was kind of sweet
Then again my headshots were 10, 40 and 20 damage.
They've been really heavy, Cat.
Yes, they're going to come to Molly.
Mid control is big on this map.
And if we're kind of giving it to them.
I've tried to fight, but they insta headshot me no matter what I do.
One apartments.
You shot one Cat.
cat oh there's another one low low low ramp connector oh they Molly did for me
thankfully that was mine I got one there's still another one by lower
connector. Oh, watch out. Two in connector. Jesus. Yes. Nice. We love this. Last one's
unknown. I'm deep apartments. I'm saying real fast, I want to die. He was the
The apartment's guy, so he's somewhere back in their spawn, could be anyway.
I'm just playing and listening for bomb playing pretty much because I have 10 health.
Justin, what's connector on this?
It's where you're in right now.
Oh, he's on cap, that's good.
Nice, nice.
This is connector right here.
Yeah, that tunnel to the left there is connector, yeah.
You take those.
I need to I need to help my CT game.
It's not going to last month.
You could try missing every Mali apartments.
And then I also struggle with that.
So I've tried.
They might try this time.
Inefficient.
Inefficient.
You got you got made, Justin.
Yeah, I got I got steps palace palace house. Yeah. God that was fast
I'm gonna get the hell out of here. I'm I fucked that up. I'll go back to your CT. Apparently that's the play
I'm done. Oh
No, oh no
Stupid bullets nice. I'm gonna go through spawn. I don't want to be jungle. I'm gonna come with you Apollo or
I'm going to jump, what's going to jump ability?
One chylus, I'm going to flash it.
Two ones on closer to sight.
That looked good to me.
He was moving different man, he was moving different.
8000 rank by the way.
I had shot a guy was not even remotely aiming at but I was like just disengaging and like pulling my gun away
Tagged him in the head. It's great. 22 and one y'all 22 and one
They keep purchasing but they're not opening I've noticed
Mmm, just paying the sales tax to be a good patriot and then selling it on the marketplace
I'm on fire
Over time. Yeah
Dude, this guy had shots from this guy every time.
There's an AWP back there too.
Yeah, I don't like peeking.
Oh, what the fuck, man?
You got three coming up, Kat, at least.
You shoot out your elbow?
Oh, oh, oh.
How does it... I need to see a replay on that one.
Take that.
It was moving like that dude from The Matrix.
You little rat!
You see that dude's in a permanent sit up though.
That really burns.
52 and 3.
Came a little bit higher.
I was going to play, I think passive is kind of all I can really do.
For me, it feels salty, bro.
in my chat are like uh many I shouldn't play premiere but we played premiere yesterday with like
20 000 ranked people and they were shooting worse than the people in this lobby so that might be
some a little weird going on. We game gamers with like about the same honestly. Well I mean even
the same gamers I'm making fun of our opponents can you be quiet please. Okay.
Apartment's heavy. They're also also definitely going crazy in the tunnel. Yeah they're out
uh... not outside in the back of apartments by kitchen
that should
on your body
huge
i'm trying to get sneaky gangster gem sixty nine is cooked
does cat
still want to play with your character
bomb was a part of our bombers apartment
talk to msherry
cori's got uh... cat
Can watch and I'm in I'm in connector.
Yeah.
Just sitting here.
Bless this master.
Oh, he's timing.
Bless this. Where?
The plenty of baby.
Bunker?
Embarrassing.
I don't know if I'm towards the van or back site for sure.
Oh, wow.
One site.
You sweat.
Oh my God.
It's a rough one.
He's out of map.
It's got to be this.
There's no other way.
They did, yeah, I saw him open last round.
When did you get a knife?
He stole it from one of his viewers.
Yeah, he was gifted.
No, it doesn't count.
It doesn't count.
I think if you're a decoy A.
They're cat.
I saw them throw shit cat.
Smoking cat.
All right.
They called my bluff.
Nice.
No, they were two apartments.
All right, they call my bluff
No, there were two apartments
Okay, I
Think they might be moving Justin look did I get the bomb? I think I'm gonna stay on a or get off a
Down connector bombs down connector
Huge what damn I got some damage on you see here. Yeah
Oh, cat. What the fuck, you know?
Yeah, I'll make sure it doesn't come behind you, Paola.
You can climb up in that window vent.
Leave that trash on the ground.
Where do we think he is? I'm sneaking.
Last spotted cat.
He has to go quite far to get the bomb. The bomb was on the ground connector.
Yeah, I'm a half-life logo taste.
All right, boys, stop the bleeding.
We did.
We did.
stop this bleeding in CS in CS now
go go go
I'm a fire lower here
yep
we do the little things right
mm-hmm
lots of explosives
I think that's a decoy, yeah
Oh yeah.
Are you playing on Catapala?
I'm hearing a lot of you tell, hey, Tons.
Fish.
Smoked off.
They might be hitting cat.
Yep, no cat, two low cat.
At least.
Rotating around.
Nice.
Pond is still mid.
There's one more down there.
Oh, yeah, they did.
Let's go, my brothers.
Nice score.
Last one?
No, no, mid.
I don't think I'm going to pick them.
I'm actually with an AWP.
I don't want to repeat them.
Yeah.
I'm sneaking.
I'm almost gone.
Keep it busy.
I'm going to sneak.
I'm almost gone.
Keep him busy, I'm gonna sneak him.
I'm gonna flash him?
Keep him busy, I'm gonna sneak him.
Flashbang.
You might expect that, Dan, because you've done it before.
Huge flash!
Nice!
He doesn't know about us.
Let's go.
Alright, alright, we're bringing it back.
I don't even need anything, I got money, money.
I'm good.
You're getting our composure.
I mean literally I'm I'm damage-mogging there purple so
Feel like I'm doing my part. That's huge. That's huge
Are you Molly and Dan yeah, I'm fine, okay
Yeah, for own stuff here. Yeah, I don't hear as much mid I
I got steps palace
I'm going to early rotate
Two palace, two palace
One palace, one site
He's up, nice, don't know last
I threw it on accident so it's Justin's gun now, oh, what I got it back, oh, let me
see that you provide a viper for the AK so much it's up to I like it better to
uh I I have it you know yeah they're gonna go made again that's their bread
and butter they do love it iron it flashing ramp or something or made maybe
I hear apartments.
Nice quiet.
Cat.
Good job.
I threw everything I had to apartments.
Yeah, threw a smoke at it.
He's in there still, I hear him.
Wow, well he's just walking the cat slowly.
Fuck.
I hate that.
still apartment yep oh my god he shot me in the top of the head yeah yeah yeah
two two both they're one one cat one apartment the top of the head
this one's for you Dan
give me a sec give me a sec let me let me chill a second how much
You don't really have a sec. You gotta work it.
Bad omen. Prove me wrong.
Could be close right here, maybe?
Nice try.
I saw it explode, bro.
W game sense.
It's good. That was a good little stop of the bleed.
It could have been worse.
I think we do A this time around on pistol.
I don't know just wait to watch out for that grenade insanity that yeah, we like wait a few seconds before you run out
We've been the first and stuff. I'm gonna go palace
If one person wants to meet on after that, but no one coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. You have the bomb Dan
That's fine. It's fine. Okay
Thanks for answering for him
Don't see anything
Oh, they waited a second to throw the nade
We're ready to come out.
One stairs, one stairs.
Alright, let's go.
There's three jungle, three jungle.
Come on.
Whoa, okay, come on.
You got this.
I got this.
Oh, the China guy.
You sweat.
Ndnd.
Jumped over my head, man.
There ain't a lot of guys there.
Yeah.
What's the play lads?
I don't really know.
Don't that great at these eco rounds?
Doesn't all can't palace for a minute.
All is a bit nuts.
I'm down.
I mean, we could just wait until the last minute
and try to hit a again.
Maybe they'll think we won't be just walk the whole time.
Don't make any noise.
OK.
Don't don't be peeking this either Corey. Yep
We wanted so if they walk down they see this here. Nope. He saw me. All right. That's not good. That's how it throws the whole plan
This is smoked
All we're stairs stairs stairs boxes or whatever
Depps come on Apollo steps coming. Oh
Oh man, I swear I shot him in the head.
Kind of a menace with the scout man.
He came in looking right at him.
He's there, he's there.
He says one sandwich.
You coward.
There are one site, one's box is right outside of y'all's palace.
He's jump shotgunning man.
respect.
You ready?
A slow rapper.
You heard one? Yeah.
Oh, oh, oh.
this nation you do died and you don't want to get killed after the time to use
all your money
you can't
you can't
i didn't know that that's good to know you get you get me at
we don't lose all your money just get no money for the round
i've exactly enough to buy a k and armor and that's it
yeah work uh...
work picks i suppose
suppose
I suppose I'm with you, I'm with him with you.
Someday I'll most be low on that connector.
I really don't want to deal with that scout guy.
I'm going to go from under window to try to work connector.
But let's just try to get that mid control.
I'm throwing a smuckle, but I don't miss it like an idiot this time.
We don't know how they play T side or C side here.
One window, or what a back side, was that back window?
I don't know.
Window is just, yeah, that's window, it's window.
One connector, one connector, it's hurt.
Oh, he got me with the scout. It's scout connector.
These stat trackers, yeah, one of them had with the shot gun.
We want them to know we're under here.
Oh, I see.
It's in the future.
Yes, yes.
There's one cat with the shotgun.
Fine, tell me when you're going, then I'll go when you go.
Do we have a smoker?
Anything to smoke off cat?
uh... use money
i don't want to connect it was probably jungle
and it's not a jungle campsite
this is a shotgun so we don't have to listen to him
that's what i heard that's when the
yeah he's not right
do you have an aid
nice
cat we're going to a
dicey
i'll watch that i'll watch that you guys just watch what what what what
he got me
no no no
I'm site.
Oh, no, what's cat?
Let's get right at it.
Good shooting.
Good shooting.
That's what I'm known for, last guy is.
Sites clear, sites clear.
Jungle, jungle, jungle, jungle.
What a flash.
Damn.
Peek, peek, peek.
Watch, watch, peek.
I'm gonna flash again.
Or CT side, I mean.
Let's get Tetris.
This is Tetris.
Shit, you don't have to watch this.
He's not coming this way.
You can go back.
Yeah.
Oh, you don't want to make noise, though.
You stare, stare, stare.
Oh, stairs.
What the hell?
Oh, oh my God.
Yeah, good shot. Good shot.
And not even care up there.
It doesn't matter either way.
He's got so much time.
Damn, this is for the clutch.
This is for the clutch.
We go again.
I'm gonna keep working lower to connector, like that.
Ugh, I'm just shy of buying.
Sorry, I was staring at Cal and I don't know how that guy's thinking for you.
No, no, no, listen dude, I probably would have died anyway, so I'm not really blaming you.
Yep.
Is anyone gonna do this thing or me?
Blame him!
Blame in you
Okay, that was pretty sick that was sick that was connector, but that was Scout boy you got him. All right. Yeah
I'm gonna put the smoke to go down and I'm gonna try to be connector. You're more than over here
Okay, that that's crazy
Yeah smoke was going down there. I just find that bad want to connect her lower
I can move it to the left when I was oh my god make it less
longer connect her to the window that's insane bro on your great day window come
on why do they want us to hate you know what
Cal the cat. He's got a shot, man.
Cat.
Oh, fuck, I'm so stupid.
One is D.
The one D.
Got mine. Got mine.
The one D.
It's our time, boys.
You did say it was a good one to lose.
Yeah. I mean it was very funny when I was standing in a spot and then
with like a exactly the amount of time it would take for a stream delay to happen
he shot where I was and then I
one second later he then shot where I was again before.
No way. Bro thinks he's Anton C
from No Country for Old Men. Oh my bad. We double smoked. Oh yeah you got it you got it.
There was that.
I think I did so fast.
I couldn't underneath. It was like on the bottom.
Oh, yeah.
Nice.
I couldn't find anything because I was back too late.
There was one behind us coming in.
But I'm going to lead him off, I think.
Where'd that guy die?
Right here.
Right here.
Window? I saw some grenade window.
window. Nice. I got two down to the flash. Where's bomb down? It's cat. Oh, cat. I hear
one of you. Clear. Clear? Oh, okay. Never mind. I'm going to A. Okay. Go play it. Oh,
I don't have a bomb. I do.
That's so fucking funny, Ryan.
Kevin Kevin, you've happened him.
He he dropped a gate to pick up the shotgun
and just chased him shooting. So fucking funny, man.
I hit it with the full spread.
headed with the spray i had with the weapons what i had with uh... everything
you're going to be accidentally talk about crouching a couple times
all i know that you know i know that feeling bro is it on the ground and
i got sure i got you
you can pick it up from the menu
all you can
you know you have a lot of bottom of the mind and you
yeah it was like show the gun on the ground and then you have a small
window or tons
He's window left side.
Oh nice, double-nade sandwich.
Oh, he just threw something out.
Right side of window, I think.
I got B guys.
There might be another.
There is, he's by a kitchen.
Yeah, he went right, he went right.
Another one kitchen?
Jesus.
They went to it over real quick.
might want to
he's close left
but it's really a lot i could say that i want to
uh...
uh...
uh...
but i don't think that
but i don't think that the flash blows up in my face it was crazy
The flash was like in your mouth.
All right, boys, now I'm warmed up.
I don't know about you guys.
I'm warm.
That might have been the best game I've ever played.
That was actually insane, bro.
That was crazy.
You killed a lot of people.
But it's also probably, I think it's the map I know the most at this point.
Yeah.
I'm not sure if you know what
I said bro maybe we need us to
all speak my language
we can open one in the queue I mean
I'll see you in a minute.
How many have you ever messed up? Just open in one mag 7 blue.
How many do you know how to play before you get your rank?
You need to win 10.
I'm the party leader, so you've got to tell me I'm the party leader.
He's the party leader.
It's your birthday. Of course you're the party leader, bro.
I'm sorry, to be honest, chance right, I can't let a blue sit on the...
Can you cancel for one second?
cancel for one second on the page
seven on T
we can't let that I'm done you're good
okay
mp7 in replace of what
I just replaced the shotgun with it
I'm not going to be one more
the knifeler says you
I've moved it to my storage locker
the knifeler says you open one more
the knifeler speaks I listen bro
God, imagine the clip.
That would be crazy.
Oh, imagine getting a Mag 7.
Like, what's crazy is I feel like you're not even getting purples, which is like, those aren't even ever to get.
No, he's had really bad luck.
Ooh.
Ooh.
What if you got like one pink?
There's like an angel who knows you have the most influence in this group, and so they're making sure you don't pull anything to make it look as bad as possible.
It might be it might be a good for mankind to not get a clip of me winning a jackpot gambling. Yes, that's a good point
On the other either either either you win
On the other hand oh
Get a balloon
It's things it's things can't let that sit on the mental for too long we go again
When you start rage opening that's when it starts hitting
Oh my god it's the same one
We'll cool off, we'll take a little cooling off period on that one
That's like four of the same skin you've got
You're on a generational cold streak, it's kind of nuts
He's cracking, he's losing his mind
Oh, man.
That's almost a trade up, though.
100 blues equals a pink, bro.
Is it really 100?
Well, it's 10 to purple and then 10 purples to a pink.
Oh, my God.
How much are pinks worth?
Like 40 bucks?
Well, like I was a 10 of those equals a red, bro.
Oh, my God.
But here we have Corey, only five reds.
Only five $100 reds.
Yeah.
Again, I think we only ban one of Anubis or Ancient.
And then we ban.
I don't want to play Mirage again.
Yeah, we got to play Dust this time.
Yeah, they're not good at Dust, but they're good at Nuke
and Mirage.
I love you so much.
Yeah, it might be my favorite.
Yeah, it's definitely my favorite.
We had one of the worst games I've ever played on Nuke.
I do remember that as well. I'm unsure at this point.
If you open 50,000 cases, you're guaranteed a knife via trade-up.
I think they're better at Nude, but I think we'll have a better time on it.
I think what they're good at doesn't matter, because again, they're supposed to be low rank.
There are 1 duo queue and 3 solo queues.
It's crazy, we're not. I guess we're like the lowest rank 5 stack to ever queue in the history of kind of shows.
Bro, they chose T on a CT side of the map.
Like what do they do? They're literally doing Matt Hasselbeck. We're gonna receive him. We're gonna score. We're gonna win.
And Luke is kind of a T-sided map.
No, no way, man.
You say that, but like we played yesterday and we were losing on CT and we were like, oh no.
But then we were like, nah, don't worry, it's a T-sided map. And then we won.
On T-side.
five. Okay, that's literally four kills. Can you, uh, can you buy like the, the one penny
skins and then trade them up? Yeah, but don't, don't think you can match your way into this
third.
Also, let's, uh, let's hit the ramp.
Love to hit the ramp first.
Hit the ramp. I got that good, that good front spawn. I'm so ready.
I'm not even trying to be evil when I say this Corey, but there are people in like other countries for whom like the CS market pays more than a full-time job and
They're gonna outcompete you on this every time
I
Wow, there's only one there you should be able to get lower quickly and they're gonna be coming down
Yeah, he got me from heaven he jumped down ladder
Oh, no, you guys are not even
It's a game afk at the start. Oh my god. Is he AFK?
He's moving now not bad, I would have stopped plant
Look at the stop and power on that thing.
Why is it got such a short handle?
Grip?
Grip.
They're coming.
Just hold this.
Hold this right here.
We have to talk a little about the flex in the clutch situation because it doesn't
It does block, it blocks like your whole field of view when you do it.
Fair enough, fair enough.
We saving?
Yeah, yes.
You do ask that on the round that you always save on.
Well, I mean we could push, maybe get a little Galileo, you know.
We can't afford Galileo, so I don't think.
Technion baby.
What's the plan?
What's the plan?
Oh, there is none.
Oh, okay.
I'm gonna pick this one up and I'll be right back.
One's ran. Did you make a mistake?
I've been grenade-ed.
Did you get that gore?
Hot, hot, hot. One more and hot.
That was embarrassing for him.
Where's Viabin?
I heard Viabin on the ground over there.
Show me.
We're Viabin! Oh, I thought I had him.
Nice, Justin.
One is still on site.
Nice. Last one was like...
Heaven. Heaven.
Do you have bomb? Get down Vents if you can.
I'm just planting.
I have a gun. What the fuck is this gun from?
Yes!
MVP for dealing a significant amount of explosive damage.
I love doing that.
I might just let this gun ride.
I don't think they'll have money.
I'm going to get a few picks outside, boys.
I'm going to get a few picks outside.
Oh, here we go.
Here we go.
I'm going to be a complete worm on ramp in this whole corner with this SMG.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
A complete worm on ramp.
It'll be a worm.
A worm.
I'm going to leave Bomb in Lobby so I don't lose it on ramp.
I'm going to take your squeaky place, Ryan.
OK, I'll play Hutt.
Do I apologize I hear steps hot
You sort of one lower I thought you were actively peeking that Apollo. Oh, I gave it up. I'm so sorry. No, you're okay
I don't think anyone else is here. Yeah, ramps taken. I'm coming. I taught hot hot hot. Let's go. They're hop-down boys
That was hot oh I'm sorry I'm sorry not hot any secret mission rescue op would you die
damn oh he's just here Jesus Christ how did he get an m4 last oh my god he's
He's on site, he's careful.
It's planted for you guys.
I'm not gonna peep, don't peep for it.
When we hear the fuse, we both peek.
Oh, he smoked, I'm gonna get in there.
You gotta go, you gotta go.
Woo! Nice!
Nice play.
Fun!
Oh, thank goodness.
You should be able to piss on the bomb to make the timer go down faster.
Yeah, it goes down fast.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, shit, you're right.
It doesn't really make any sense.
Can you explain?
I dropped my gun down.
Sell that, sell it.
This stupid ass bomb.
You want to pee on it?
Hey, if you press six, it should pull out of your dick
and you move like real slow.
You move real slow.
That's what they need to add to this game.
Rock.
Another way to put it, yeah.
I think we can put an exacting ass rod most of the times.
Down, down.
Justin, did you just give me a gun with no skin on it?
I picked it up from that. That's their fault.
One of them's right here. Unless that was you reloading, Justin.
I did reload.
Squeaky. Oh, god, I missed him.
I can...
Yeah, one hot-fuse, sorry.
Not your fault, but you distracted me.
Sorry, Cory.
It's okay. It's okay.
Oh my god.
Damn. Good kills, though.
I'm whilin' out.
You got one more.
I'm gonna need it open. This is gonna take me one second.
Let me get there. Just don't go in front of me because I'll bounce it off of you and native saw.
Let me go down first. My body's worth nothing.
Get down that vent.
Smokes are a little far.
My bad. Never done that before.
It's okay.
Get in there, get in there, get in there.
I'm in the back with the bomb. I gotta get past you on the plant.
Oh, I thought I had it. I was ready to plant.
plant someone hide in that corner ramp ramp left side
whatever you're not gonna peek I'm not gonna peek
well two events one's going to the windows upstairs I don't have to call it
right there yet yeah yeah off the radio
Oh, one's above us on walkway.
Nice, one's in the ramp ramp ramp ramp ramp.
He jumped out of the ramp ramp ramp.
Good stuff.
Great round.
Good, you got round.
Hold on.
No, don't kill me, don't kill me.
Oh my god.
Well done.
Deliver.
They were still not prepared for that.
pause rootin ass
i get it i get it
now i know what it feels like
fuck fuck fuck fuck
go back to pics
and uh
yeah
it smoked ramp watch for the push
i'm gonna do it i'm gonna do it
squeaky squeaky many squeaky
Nice shot.
Ah, he got me.
Just two, there was two there.
One deeke squeaky, my AK is down.
Um, might be stupid. I died, Hut.
I think Rampz... oh, one's in Hut.
I fucked up.
Huge, huge, huge.
It's out Justin.
Redeemed.
I think Rampz clear.
Yeah, come ramp down.
I mean, in this case, dude, we got nothing else to do but this.
I'm good at the game, do you guys know that?
I saw a pink holy cow
They're probably going to be downed vents right here I guess
I heard drop on vents
Should I plant?
Should I plant it right here?
Right here
The random shot of the hollow
No it's fine, just get it planted
Not where the door was
Nice
Nice
Nice.
Nice.
Justin, where should I plant?
I pinged it.
I pinged that.
Oh, sorry.
I had to see it.
No, that's fine.
It's just to get the bomb down as fast as possible.
Because that guy opened the door and shot you if you had started planting earlier, you
would have had your gun out by then.
Gotcha.
Oh man.
Oh.
Sticker capsules.
Is that just like you put a sticker on your gun?
Who's smacking the reporting hockey so hard?
Someone's hitting me with like a 2017 start of an Isaac episode flow
Ramp empty ramp empty nope not empty not empty. He's a little lit
Wow, I'm shocked
There you go, I'll smoke
I only see left Cory if you want well I was gonna say you could hold them going
down event like if you want to just keep watching squeaky from the govents at
them and then going them in the vent in a moment yeah here well oh he killed me
he was on site nice behind you I think we're
Oh, he's coming around. He's going ramp. He's going ramp close to Ryan
Well, yeah, that's
He's very lit
Nice
Almost traded decided Ryan damn
BAM!
Have we done a lot outside yet?
Nope.
I keep trying to jump in the silo and I fail and I really get self-conscious.
I'm dropping bomb.
I'm going to go up on the silo and it's not to rub it in your face.
Okay, thank you.
Or I'm sorry.
Oh my gosh.
Holy.
Okay, we'll open them.
I don't think those are expensive capsules.
money spread
you know it's squeaky
I'm gonna be sorry he's garage is
trying to get down those stairs and take
lower from there you're gonna go outside
Cory with them
yeah yeah yeah
okay but this thing
oh god he's just here he's just here
he's down the stairs
don't go down there don't go down there
behind behind be careful
Ha, this this is the Dan vehemently ignores Justin.
No, no, no, stop.
I started to stop.
It was too late.
What do you think, playa?
Go down.
Is there.
As only one guy, the game changed a lot there.
I'm going to drop a flash down here and pick it.
And he wasn't there.
That's not completely unknown.
I think we go lower with it.
I was going to say upper, but OK.
I think he is hiding behind the vent or something
Don't you know that I disagree with you at all?
My bad y'all
Did you see him?
No
This pipe was kinda like CT coded
You may have heard that
That's not all so pilot
Let's go, let's go quick
There he is
There he is, there he is left
Nice
Oh that's not the planting spot
Nope, nope
I was so ready to get us some extra money
Not even close
I was so ready
Dude we were gonna get so paid off of that
You're going to get so paid off of that.
Yeah, I'm going to work some picks outside.
Believe in you.
Yeah, yeah.
Huge, huge.
I think the same kind of setup.
Put one or two weight in lobby for the rushes.
The rest of us do little picks.
Yeah.
Oh, damn.
Bring it on, Paula.
There come the stickers.
I'm going to go silo again.
Sorry, Paula, I'll give you the bomb.
It's OK.
You want to go ramp?
One's in the garage, Dan, in there.
Okay.
Squeaky down, one guy squeaky.
Oh, one, one.
He's one shot in, uh, hut.
I dropped bomb.
I got it, I got it.
Good piece.
Nice.
I'm lit.
I got medkit.
I'm gonna smoke off me.
Maybe we take after.
I have bomb, I have bomb and hut.
I'm going to flash this one and we're going to run out.
I'm in hut.
One was out of garage.
Plant bomb?
We're smoked of all time.
That's all right.
That just took way too long.
You said plant and I went and planted.
No, I'm just saying.
I am poor, finally, can you buy me just one?
Thank you!
I'm trying to work into a ramp guy again.
Ranky push first and Dicey in my case for me.
Push ramp?
Push ramp?
I see, look, that's how it works.
If they smoke it, I think they're going to smoke it.
I haven't seen them in a single time, I must have missed it, that's okay.
doesn't look like it. We need to do not. Nope, nope, nope, nope.
I'm going to give you one more because yours coming when I'm in the house.
I'm sorry. I know what I did there. I apologize for it immediately.
Oh, why are you pulling life from the door open?
Hut, hut, hut, hut, hut!
Hike!
I'm doing a bad job. I'm sorry.
I'm going to smoke off Mini, but we're going to go ramp, I think.
I'm not sure if he's going to be able to get through the ramp.
Is that you just shot for him?
Because if not, that was him on top of the hut.
You shot well, he just bored me with his also one here.
He's only one ramp at most.
He's back ramped.
Oh my god, oh my god.
We're both like very on the other side.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
It really is hot, hot blue for him.
I'm going to flash him, flashing.
I'm going to flash him.
He went down.
He's either behind that red box or he went up.
He just went through ramp.
He just went through ramp.
He just went through ramp.
Let's go up ladder.
Up ladder.
Are you going to the upper?
Yes.
Okay.
see I get ready to come up for this guy was sitting on hood I think he would
have heard me I heard some guy go down I think you went down to flash ramp and I
heard a guy go down vents all right I'm just going you drop some plant oh my
god I will lose my mind I gotta be honest I didn't know you were there
Jesus right I think they're both coming ladder I shouldn't have done that my
I'm just flashing and stuff and now I'm moving away so he doesn't kill me okay here's to
you yeah I called us a mini sorry he's outside that was crazy oh nice prefire it's
planted in the back right yes he's got no time
quickie oh yeah we got it we got it oh my god what I thought they would go
further yeah yeah yeah yeah I agree yeah it's purple yes that's the spirit
Bro
You know there's been some disjointed plays, but it's 7-3 that's pretty good
All right, boys Justin where you want me brother oh
You can watch for outside push you watch for her push
We're let's just keep they keep pushing like into hut and stuff like that
I think we just yeah, yeah, they make mistakes, and then we play off the mistakes. I've been doing good at squeaky
that's hot right there this is squeaky hud hud there that's behind you there to
your right I'm watching I'm watching guys yeah that's hot names on and so Ryan's
like yes purple and oh you know scene I mean if there was one of us that was
gonna be in the files you adjusted I was like even that she was going down
What oh, please get there
See again goddammit Jesus we just I
Something this is the play we just gotta I didn't realize I was watching outside. I thought we had an opera bro. I am I am broke for last
I'm also broke for last, but I just mean I'm gonna get for people. Yeah follow me and take my gun
We could do the neat thing again and try to just go down Vince quick.
I can't even afford a smoke.
I got it.
I got all the stuff for it.
Okay.
We could do it.
We should manipulate the counter strike market, bro.
Just buy like a thousand cases and then go live and tell our audience that that's
the best case.
Get down the vents, down the vents.
In Minecraft.
In Minecraft.
I can't see.
I can't see.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Alright, everyone's just in a fucking pile.
It's over.
I can't see the vent.
Is Squeaky closed or something?
Why can't I go back?
I just...
I walked right in.
What happened to you guys?
Jesus Christ.
I don't know.
I got body blocks and stuff and then blew up.
I have no idea how I'm supposed to get in the vent
if I can't see the vent.
I'm sorry.
What the hell?
That's a rough case.
The rush didn't go as planned.
You didn't go as planned, okay?
We win these.
Hahaha.
There's another one, I think.
It's slumped, bro.
Slop.
Oh, I'm lying, I'm lying.
Yes!
Behind you?
Hmm.
That's probably a ramp, actually, but he'll eventually come behind you.
You got time.
I
Can I probably just watch them bomb
You gotta you gotta you gotta time
There's bomb lobby. Yep. Mm-hmm. Oh shit. I was so hoping you'd not really swag, right?
Flash out
I
It's the the clip is funnier from my perspective because you guys are all just running in place into each other in a corner
Just walk down the open vent like with no hesitation at all
Like the vent was open
Outside just playing floor
Go outside in these. I'm usually a ramp boy. I play
If Dan calls outside, you also drop lower and try to get in those back halls quick.
I'm smart smart
Speaks I got one outside
They're like super down in upper super lit in upper it was chaos
Yeah, I believe
he might try to be a real sneak and go lower but I'll just stay here heaven in
case he wraps it well the bombs on Apollo
if he hasn't shown you anything that is what he's doing I mean that's a good
time you got to celebrate that yeah I'll just clear it oh yeah oh my god nice
Well, at least it's a different blue, y'all. It's a different blue.
All right, all right!
I never heard that voice line before.
Uh...
Uh, I'm gonna Mp9.
You know what?
When you got the money, buy the gun, you know?
Mp9 is kind of sick, man.
It's nice.
I meant to buy Mp7.
I did it.
Well, you got two numbers higher, so.
Two, three, four.
Oh, I think.
That's what may have gotten down.
Yeah, he's flying lower.
Oh my god, plant money? No.
He literally gave you the greatest line to kill him.
I have no why why would he open the door bro yeah it is a little crazy that
was a crazy round
diffuse money
yes yes
Oh, you got a pig?
Piggy, piggy!
What's the flow? Is it factory new?
No, it's searing rage.
It looks scratched as fuck.
You can ask somebody a little explanation point of the rage.
It's searing rage.
But that clears my slate.
So now I can trade up my slate.
That gives us to another pink.
Holy shit.
Flash up top.
They've grenade squeaky.
flash me man oh they're smoking ramp oh you walk through what does another one
you coward one outside try not to attack teammates fuck you because Dan went out
I mean I lost many I lost many that's okay I'm looking one's in hot shit yeah
Yeah, I think they're gonna hit upper.
Yeah, core amdaling.
Okay, they're up utility in the fuck out of this.
The planting upper?
Because I made some horrible plays, I'm just gonna be dead ass with you.
I gotta crank up the sensitivity on my mouse button.
Martin should be lit.
One of them should still be lit.
I feel like he's coming up the ladder behind you.
Yeah, you guys gotta think about using the system.
There's plenty of not-for-them.
Okay, we send it.
He's low.
You got it?
He's got a kit. Good job.
Stay alive.
Nice!
It came.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
That doesn't open.
I don't have time I don't have time gotta be score it up store it up store it up or next time
And the way I lost that round for us
That round was so bad
I'll Molly this time. Oh, oh you doing for a loop there
I think oh they're in upper. What is happening fuck?
I'm down here. Yeah, I know that I know no no no team no team cohesion between them
We open on that those place. Ah
You got the time
This ticket my kids right in front of you. Oh, you could pick it up. Yeah, you just walk over it
Sorry, I'm still learning where did they go lower from?
Walked outside. I thought you get eyes on it. I mean, we saw them go secret and said nothing
No, I missed a shot. I missed a shot. Yeah, but you're gonna go in
I can't afford a single grenade
I miss the shot is a crazy response
I was late this time on the gun
yeah you go for it one squeaky there's a squeaky two two outside got one
two off going ramp I lost I lost squeaky
that upper they're going lower going lower yes
I'm going to walk outside.
He's on silo wall.
Oh, God, good eye.
Nice.
That guy was silo outside.
So he's probably coming through.
He's huge.
Or vent.
Do we have bomb down?
Yes.
Okay.
That was a crazy call.
a crazy call where I'll just sit like inside or something you're open way too
much stuff right now I don't know really where they can come down in that corner
even you just don't want to be exposed to like nine spots okay
if he gets bomb and goes back up or y'all will be running he doesn't have
time you're gonna open that case based off that last good round you had already
I got a blue, unfortunately.
Got to save the last one for the perfect time.
He threw it, and he's still here.
He's still here.
He's still here.
He went back up the ladder.
He's going to plant the stairs.
The sound of this game is horrible.
It sounds like he's right on me.
Rose got the damn blundestones on for sure.
Oh, don't hurt him with that knife.
let me so let me see it
and yeah
oh man
where he's a little lit he's just right in the same
oh my god
sorry we win these like we win this one bullet
I hit him
it's only one bullet 24
oh my god he had like 10 HP
I'm broke
I get a little panicked in those situations, not gonna lie.
I didn't think that he was gonna have time to get back up, but I just don't understand
this map still.
They made it squeaky.
I got two outside, two outside.
I'm just not here for it, I never come here.
One more squeaky at least.
One got down ramp.
They're going lower than I'm bad. I'm bad ones in mini with AK. He smoked the ramp
Dang it
What am I a platinum
No, no, no, no and you push me off that
Oh, I'm not buying a D go anymore.
I thought was it saving?
Yeah, save right.
OK.
It's so much coming me up.
Are they they've been sending to all go.
Let's all go.
It's a safe round.
Let's meet it.
We'll see outside and we're not the need outside.
Confirmed.
You want to lob it at those boxes that are like pretty deep.
I'm in position.
Oh, I said that these boys have got that.
I don't know what button even makes that happen.
I
Wrote right there. Oh my god. I love the geometry dude
Hello, would it bounce back?
Flashed my life. Fuck. I'm kind of in the same boat. What is upper-inner? Oh
Sorry, how long did you get Dylan you please upper-upper court?
Let's go, boys!
Galeel's that track.
And he went in the hut.
Yeah, I'm trying to chase this guy.
Huge.
He's outside garage area.
It's the last guy, it's the last guy.
He's just smoking you up to the lower, I think.
Could be a big brain play too.
He might just wait.
Let's see, how do we respect blue?
You, you watch.
He's not gonna come up that bad.
Yeah, no, no, no, I was waiting for him to pop out of the smoke there.
He's not going to do that either.
The smoke is to keep you in here, not to let him come in.
Because that's fair.
Or you think?
Waiting out there.
You haven't heard anything yet, so.
You could also go heaven.
You can go a lot of places.
I would just...
Well, you're looking at a box.
Pick a spot where you're not exposed to a lot of things.
Just hold something.
He's planting, he's planting.
I didn't even hear it.
This one, right?
No, OK, so you're a little low on time.
I'll be about. Oh, my God, what an angle.
Didn't expect them to be there.
They were a little slim.
I needed like 70, 20, 40, 40.
Yeah, I got a lot of need damage as well.
need. You should be able to buy armor for your boys.
Just throw them a little shirt. Throw them a shirt.
She really is an squeaky and hot like every round. Yeah, I'm just
going to absolutely fast flank ramps. They haven't done
there a single time. Yep. Go for it.
Be like Molly's on squeaky. Holy cow. I'm going to do one.
They got a damn auto sniper, man
They smoked me man. They knew it was coming. Yes, there's no one see how many went around
Damn holy cow, holy cow, I think one one made it through though. No bombs on me
Yeah, he's he's at the reps to go low once this week
Good kill good kill
Good
Good round
Oh
I'd be careful for ramp this time
Yeah squeaky squeaky and outside a lot
Hmm
There's gonna be the ramp round and they're gonna get mowed down and they're gonna run to a fire
It's just gonna be bad for them huge huge
Oh Molly, you got my faster than that Molly. They flashed down outside again.
Oh they got him with the revolver. Nice nice two tap on the two time.
Oh they're looking outside right now Orion.
Oh yeah, with you. Wow. Downs outside.
They opened squeaky.
One Ram lobby.
The hell is that?
He's out, Nick. He's out.
He's gonna be right.
Oh no.
He's back side. He's behind.
He's playing there.
He might go back around the smoke and flank you.
We hold on those.
in the future, keep walking there.
There's no reason not to give away your position.
You have to, you have to.
It's never going to get better than that today.
Please, they're calling it the greatest clip of all time.
It's just, oh, not for me, but for the culture.
Oh, it's a blue.
The culture.
The culture.
That's fine, that's fine.
That's good.
I'm begging these guys to go ramp a single time.
You're alive? I know. What?
It's a boring game for a CT side.
Say that again.
There's more of that game from...
One down up top.
I want the ace. That's a little early of a call from the
two K. They're out. They're out. They're out. They're out.
They're out from the roof. They're a number. Then they've
gone past you in the mini garage.
Oh, it's mini and outside. How did they get past? I was
looking at your your angle doesn't cover the the the
me. It definitely covers ramps to low. Those cheap pigs I got. I got two. I got two cheap
pigs. I think they're both on your left, Corey. Out there. You might get a catch. Nice.
That's a bomb. On me. Ramp guy outside. Yeah, I don't want to ramp near CT spawn. Yeah,
in your garage exactly.
That means there was never a doubt.
There was never a doubt.
There was never a doubt.
There was never a doubt.
That was some good stuff.
That was some good stuff in there.
That was better.
That was better.
It felt more matched.
The previous one.
God, this is one of those games where like you have a place you're defending
and they literally don't go there.
Yeah, I think in one whole game, I think they came.
They're always playing rotate and it's just so stressful.
Don't don't kill yet.
I need to put my new AK skin.
Oh, what's the way on it, man?
Yeah, give me a second.
I'm going to go pee.
Have fun.
lots of fun it's well one but that just means it's more love it's also it might
it might be the ugliest gun skin it's pretty bad yeah that is that is damn
it's fucking awful one out of the ten pinks you need for a red though man
whoa damn one side let me load up some trade-ups here let's see I gotta have
enough to lose my mouth. Someone go AFK. I feel like I heard someone say
that. Yeah, Corey went PIA. Yeah, Corey's PIA. Okay.
The Pistler.
All right guys, you ready for this?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm ready to trade up. Ooh, the Koi Zeus.
That's kind of swag honestly, I mean, I don't think I've ever bought a Zeus a single time in my life, but
I would do one on perps anyway
We're getting we're getting there. Oh cuz these three can go
And now one that one can go button masher can go because I play pipe down
You dump one USP you need four more one zombie offensive the PP bison
The rising Sun Nova and the dream glade. Oh
Okay, I'm trading up
flop
Proceed I already have this one already all undo controls II
That's the exact one I already had bro.
On the other hand though now, clear items.
Clear items.
Oh you're back Cory?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Alright.
I said Cory but that's okay.
I just, I heard bald and I said that's me.
Hahahaha
Ooh and the queue is so freakin fast man
That's so funny bear
Guys i have to tell you i'm only going to noon as well
Whoa, what the heck? Wow. I gotta play some mario tennis so i can play mario tennis with my wife tomorrow
Mmm
How's it wouldn't mind wrapping up earlier today quick little dust, please quick please dust
Please I go 20 and one on dust. I won't band dust. We should we should give them dust. Oh
No, look at all your math. I know our nuke is crazy
I think we banned these three because they're not gonna pick nuke with our how crazy our nuke is
That's true. They're gonna be like look they're stacking it. So we have to pick nuke and then
Or maybe they're like I'm projecting and they're like
God, yeah. Dust. Dust.
Yeah, dust is their best.
So they gave us dust.
I think it'll be like returning over a new leaf.
Let's play new.
Let's go.
Huge.
Is Mario tennis new?
Did it just come out like a week and a half ago?
Yeah, nice.
Switch to game.
Switch to a. Yeah.
Thank you.
I watched Squeaks play and I was like, this looks crazy.
Yeah.
So it looks really crazy come a long way since the n64 days for sure
It was watching him get like his court getting covered in mud and then he walked all slow and shit
Watch this
Damn actually my spray controls kind of insane
I was excited to go into my window settings and see that I also had it enabled.
I'm going to play B for pistol.
I'm going to go back to A after pistol.
I'll play the roadside the comms man one quick cap
These steps these steps yeah, nothing I flashed
Only two so far don't see anything mid bomb is down maybe that was one minute double doors. Yeah, he's right
One's in tunnel Oh play a flank
Bombs right here. They're a big a flank. That's all they want
the fuck out of there. I don't know how
all three all three all three drop no one's on
Where is this drop 2 up?
The other one ran in the tunnels
Ready Corey?
Yes!
Clean round
That was a headshot machine that round
Damn!
That felt great
Damn!
That was a little headshot machine
I have full armor because of that
Oh, tactical timeout.
Tactical timeout.
Now they lost a lot of people.
After one round is he's going to fire up his cheats.
Paul, let me see that thing.
Give me give me some hand switch.
Oh, that looks good.
That looks good and natural.
I
You guys see it spin. No
No
It's easy much, man
It'll take me in a spin
Leaving you be alone this round Dan because I don't think they're gonna be if you hear anything we have it. I gotcha
This guy just wants all my kills even though I have a Molly I have a Molly
I'll watch me to rotate if you need help then they've smoked up mid
Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, no. I shot a circle around them. One of them's real lit. Yeah,
Yeah, yeah.
What?
Oh, you're gonna get the sheets.
Where it talk to me?
I'm coming from B.
They're outside.
This is bad.
Or is it?
Yep.
I mean, I gotta, okay.
Nice one.
Nice one.
I
Is a good argument for not buying m4s on second that makes sense that makes a lot of them getting them and then killing us all
I'm gonna save
Yeah, the Molly doesn't do that much damage. So like they can just walk through it. That's fair. That's fair
Yeah, the idea is that it fucks them up and then you just like mow them down
I'm going to be weird and go low to be with the SMG.
Never mind he jumped quick cat he's scouting it.
Oh my god.
I think they're going to hit cat long.
A. Yep.
A
Yep
Had to push after the Molly I remember someone saying that I don't think it was in that exact context, but
Oh Christ
I'm going to still broke.
I'm going to still broke.
I should.
Maybe we should save one knock it down.
I'm just.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh, oh.
They say by next round.
I fucked up.
It's pretty much always make sure you got at least 3900.
I heard next round.
I'm with you, Dan.
I got steps tons, Ryan.
At least one set of stairs, maybe two.
It's probably B.
Uh-oh.
Yeah, it's coming B.
Thank you. Two nades backside smoked.
Good trade, good trade.
Justin's going flank mode, okay.
Need help, I need help at B!
He's in the tunnel.
I'm here, I'm here, we're here.
Great round guys great round. Okay, not over yet. So
Still though for an eco. I'm watching door. I'm not okay. I'm coming through. I don't want to lose the occasion
He's there. He's there. He's there. We're at door. Yeah, he's a little further back scout. Okay
It's fun, I ain't peaking that I
Ain't peaking the sniper. I'm not making that mistake. Yeah, just flex on money spread
Did I blind you?
A little bit.
Sorry, I saw you put your hand up.
I am picking it by the way.
It was wasting his time.
Do you want a deep flash?
Sight.
Can someone peek with me on kind of three?
I don't know, mine is still just scouting for a distance sermon.
the wall bang
he tried to line up his bullets
and five times he kept peeking though
Corbin we do this if you want I can throw the molly and then you throw a nade
basically at the same time and bounce it like throw it a little deep like bounce it up the wall
okay and that will like just ruin them
Basically
And Cindy's and Molly's the same thing. Yeah, okay. I
Got an X Molly
I like that the two Molly
Just buy us some time so the good shooters can come
What he's on short he's immortal
You stay here, I'll try to rotate
Okay, oh, let's not fun fun fun. He's dead. Nice. You don't need Jordan. Oh my god. I don't need there's one more
No, no, no, stay on Thomas. If you can oh long long long. Oh fuck. Yeah, I think you gotta keep holding it
Dead to the bull. Come on. That's man. That's gotta stay up
What are we thinking is it gonna a yeah? Yeah, pretty sure pretty certain one one was in spawn with dual bread as we might have taken my gun
No, they're gonna be holy shit
Oh careful of the off. Yeah. Yeah, you want to just play really passively here. Yep. Yep
I gotta gotta watch something
No worries, I know right here. I'm clicking he sees he's in he's in he's leaving. Oh, no
Like a window pretty sure he's going a
I can't breathe my heart rate you can
Oh
Yes
Don't get go
He might be oh
I
Think you walk through the window right as he walked out. That's crazy
You got a kit, so just run at it and put it in your pocket.
Where was he hiding?
It was like the worst timing ever.
He went for us.
I should have yelled because he started walking.
His footsteps didn't fade away.
He ran a little and then started walking.
Shoot.
I should have won that one.
I think he made a terrible decision. I'm gonna be honest like I don't know why he would
With an op no less you have the money box for you. I'll be a little late
I got steps here right here. Yep. They got you till out tunnels
one in tunnels that's bomb you crouching
can I be quicker than make up noises yes oh that's never gun they're holding
never mind tunnel
god damn it
good shit
oh
what the fuck
it was there
you killed the guy playing didn't you
No, there's no body.
No one was ever.
These are all the same.
These guys are ghosts.
Oh, oh, you got him.
Whoa.
Oh, my God.
What was that?
That's the second one.
Angham.
I
Can't afford a Molly I'm a I'm a light by I can't for anything
Oh, you're light buying and by a little light
I got a deal. Oops. I see I'm really liking the MV7. I'm feeling it
Jump there hoppin. Yeah, I don't think you have to jump it anymore ever since the change
That's a new world. Oh, there's one there. I
Saw one tunnels. She saw me crossed
I think one's on the window, that window, that's tough, that's really good, I got the window
guy, one more vestanos for sure, I didn't help it be, bomb is going cat I think, I'm pretty
sure bomb went cat, walk a corridor, he's going to be on your right here, he's going
I think he's going long with bomb.
There's supposed to be peekers advantage.
Yeah, he went 100% on site Ryan.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Long with bomb.
remembers the first nice dude nice shot yeah the one from tunnels was killed by
Apollo
correct he's hit once with a Diggle yeah there you go no kiss so gotta go fast
and pop that up over the wall like above you yeah
there you go gotta push him gotta push him leave it you can't now
all right how do I did hold on then I feel the same way every time I want to
pop up there to be like every time all right good cause one I also want to know
So what is a sign to like number one?
You're gone.
You're gone.
Well, it's your main gun.
Okay.
That's a crazy question.
It was, no, I was looking at it during the pistol round and I was like, what the fuck
is wrong?
All right, Dan, you go tunnels.
I think they know we never put anyone mid, so I'm going to stay mid.
Okay.
Okay.
I got one mid, that's bombed down cat but I'm not in a great position or you can help
I'll be down under.
Okay, I don't know if that helps actually.
Mollying?
Good shit, Corey.
Nice.
One door, door, door, you got him.
Last one, last one.
Good stuff, good stuff.
You take him in that knife, man.
You take that knife.
You take that knife.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
He's got no mob man, it's the stuff the Joker was doing at the gala.
Alright boys.
Reload them man, no one's talking, let me reload them.
I see the crosshairs on the heads, man.
All right.
I only lost a bit.
Shit, one's pushing me. Quick, Kat.
That's quiet.
Another Kat.
Want me to Molly it, Justin?
Ah.
One's still sniping me, too.
Oh, fucking Christ almighty, I gotta stop.
and help me as I'm leaving my shoes
all my god
although you
then you have a sniper on right
nine and five
I mean on your right you have a guy sniping
okay I think so yeah
come on throughs
You know, that's on short a short a cause good cause good cause
So I can buy you what I can buy you
Oh, no, man, I was empty by a daddy. Oh, we did have to get down on dust
I just thought you were saying that he's so well in four.
When we teach Dan to use the real guns, he's going to become a pro, man.
Oh, man, that's so crazy.
The smoke belt made this time.
I'm going to play it short from sight. I'll trust it.
He's quiet
One night my smoke cat two cats you cat
One on Xbox
In front of you good stuff
Two double doors
We get bombed down. Oh, I was hiding behind the box and beat tons lower beat tons. I hate this. I'm gonna go back to be
Yep
They're in B. Oh one close to me here. Yeah, no, it was just bad. I saw him run the past site good intel
But bad shooting nice. That's the last one was a little further behind
I'm.
Is your tunnel tunnel tunnel?
You're on.
Just ran out, I think.
Oh, you did.
Yeah.
Good.
Good play.
Right.
What's Xbox?
It's a box.
If you're looking out of lower tunnels, it's the box that you jump on to get up to cat.
Okay.
no one's pushing heavy A long here I don't know what's going on
I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna follow it
one mid
one cap coming up right now
he's a little late
they might be like naded to shit, oh Dan
saw one with bomb you got the one I saw
Is everybody watching B?
No, I was empty.
Okay.
What was?
You, you'll admit I'll go back and watch tunnels just in case.
Okay.
E little rat, I got the, I got your bomb, I got everything, you got nothing.
Um.
Last one.
I'll do it.
Come and T spawn, he's coming T, no he's T spawn, I hear him clicking around,
is that T spawn he's about to get his head blown off what if I suck and die
oh man oh my god it's so much dance wow you shot
everybody right 98 and 4 30 and 102 damage we're sitting so pretty it'd be
great he's fourteen and five man this is so great SMG's Ling
steps cat
I'm not going to do the follow up for you
we just got to continue doing that right
well I didn't follow up with a smoke
one down mid
I fucked that up so bad.
One short.
One's in D-tons.
Holy cow.
Oh, nice done.
Nice dude.
B, B, B, B, B. On site.
God, I fucking, I cannot get into my head to stop moving.
I
Hate this fucking game
I know but it didn't even go
Oh, yeah.
Good try.
Purple just had a great round.
Oh.
Cause like if I left click, it goes way too far, so I was like all right click and it'll
go less far and it went at my feet.
Why would I want to drop an incendiary grenade at my feet, man?
What's the use case for that?
Anyone opening a case to reset mental?
Oh yeah, I just reset.
Oh, there you go.
Good B rush.
Oh, I love a pistol round.
What are you doing, Justin?
B rush.
Well, W and don't don't stop don't stop don't stop. Just don't don't get stuck in the tunnels on each other
Oh, I saw what you did you you backed up so you weren't the first one clip
100% then he made me drop the bomb
And I died that's your death closet, right?
He's not closing.
Get that out of here.
What the trigger discipline?
Heaven, heaven.
Got him.
Heaven door.
My genius.
Nice.
Well done.
Looks like a rattlesnake.
I was like, my fucking G is in his damn head, was that counter strafing every time he shot
moving sideways?
Holy man.
Just that.
Jeez.
I have no idea.
It looks like he was right under his feet.
I was wiggling a little bit.
Maybe Apollo on cap with the P90.
I have MP7.
I have MP7.
I have MP7.
I have MP7.
I was wiggling a little bit maybe Apollo on cap with the P90 I have
Yeah, I've empty some of the cap. Long and cap if you have a long range gun go long
Okay, or a cat I mean sorry sorry
Where do we go?
They ain't going long
Cat on cat go on. Oh, it's too late. We got this. We're doing that. I'm going up cat with you guys one one doors mid
One's underneath us
I
Did this force the force the force
You know yellow as bomb I
Want to make sure one long one long. I've no I can't be good. I've no help one long
Yeah, it's funny for short if we want to try well if they forced
Not a long it's tough to tap nice to tap
nice
Don't see anything under oh on site or no lower. He was keeping the corner lower
I can't believe they forced man, that's good as sh!t out of me
You all have a great beat, you can spawn again but I don't know if you want to take it
I think we should take long because we have range, right?
Not everyone does
I'm just going to rebuy it because they forced it, they have no money so I can rebuy it
I'm going to go short again with the SMG
Somebody go out first, I'll flash over
I have bomb, where am I going?
It's a okay. If you have an AK or a Galeel go long if you don't push it
Okay, then you go out first. I'm gonna flash for you
Okay, I'm going watch you mid to watch in mid. You're good
The rotating already
Nothing cars clear site
Thank you
I did ill-advised one more spawn
Yeah, yeah, that's a flash
Long long long long that's last guy it's last guy
Oh
Cory can buy me though. He's fucking load it. Oh my god. I mean a cave button
Was it G for going boys? Yeah, it's G and then buy another one
We trust the IGL now. I think we we work some we work some pics here. Don't do anything too fast
We're for them to make some mistakes. Yes, slow it down this round
I'm trying to work short again. You can go with them. Go with them. Okay
I'll just toward the whole the doors. It might be pushing it. It's not it's a hoard. It'd be lower be could be lower be
They did some shit along to I called his ass out so hard. I'm gonna be fling. Oh my god
It's one down short. I'm gonna go short. I just been like I'm gonna be dead. I think we should be open actually I
Don't know I'm bailing. He pushed it immediately. I got a smoke. Justin. You just smoke smoke site
Oh, no, no, no, you're good hold it. Oh, I'll say my one one T spawn or see he's clear, but
Yeah, I kind of gave him cover
Once close once close once close once mid for some reason
He could be diffusing
Just and I should have listened to get on me. Oh
Exit fix
Jesus Jesus Christ Jesus Christ Jesus Christ
my money.
So I would have called it faster because I like realized it too late.
What?
That B was just open.
What are you doing here, boss?
Oh, I think I think this work off.
Pick up, baby.
I think we're working picks you don't need to play it from inside the doors because they made it with you till every time
that's cack I did
cock I did
no one rates rotated back
I'll flash over top Apollo.
I'm gonna check our behinds here.
One's mid-door, he's dead.
Man, Dustin.
Oh, what's up?
I've been long.
I've been long.
Confirmed.
I think we're gonna...
Yeah, that's not really...
Oh, here's what we're gonna do.
We're gonna smoke off CT spawn
and we're gonna go B for mid, okay?
He's not doing nothing!
Crazy place
You know way dude, that's a thousand damage. That's almost like one's that white car. Yeah, I got him. I got okay
I think he was CT spawned last guy on me. He's yeah, I'm playing real passive. Yeah, yeah play passive
I have him. There's no way he kills me. No way
Yes, nice
I mean, they're done. They're done. Good guys. You're doing pretty good. I think I'm warm back now
If it says 25 on armor do I buy yeah, yeah
Yeah, just keep working paints like that just wait for them to they push they die and then they're they don't know what to do
They cry they push they gotta
Watch for the beat push this round. I didn't have a good cat spawn
Oh, he went B tunnels, B tunnels.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I missed.
I missed.
One cat?
Yeah.
I messed that up.
He's still lower.
He's very hurt.
He got me to smoke doors or no?
He backed the way off on cat.
No, you're good, you're good.
You have a guy lower tunnels still.
He could walk up or go flank around back, but he's still down here.
I'll just wait him out.
Yep.
I'm gonna push. Oh
Let the big boys get some shots
Door snipe and watch it come on
Oh, they're close they're close they're close Dan peak peak Dan peak. Oh
Another one lower they're close he's stuck. Yeah, he's stuck
You help there. I got this. Okay. There's no sweat. He's right where your cursor is but down Dan
So he's like on the lip
He backed out. Oh, you killed that guy. I'm sorry. He the other guy was cat
All right, I'm gonna try to push up long. I got bomb though. This is risky
We're gonna be a little fast here I'm gonna smoke site. Yeah, you're out of time gotta go gotta go smoke in sites
Always through your angles
Play play play play
That's one unknown
Yeah, I watched cat Courtney
I
The blood's pumping adrenalin
Same works in pics works in pics. Yeah. Yeah
I'm gonna walk this pretty pretty quick. Oh
When did he pull the off out from the fella I killed could he be lower?
One one push long I think these might be clear. Yeah
One more and get us long in bro. We're planning B. Oh, okay. He was I got sandwiched
One was in spawn
I'm gonna say closet
They're gonna come flank
You till is crazy
I
Hello
We saving boys
The weasel crazy dude, I do I do have one more
I'm going to grab my penis and pee in the toilet really quick as well.
That's what I get to say when I maug you in damage.
In average damage per round, when I maug you, I get to say whatever I want.
By what?
I took the 3k in the last round to get there, but we take those.
Just don't be thinking about Courtney.
If I get a boner, I won't be able to pee.
That classic catch 22
What are y'all doing?
What's up?
You know what's tough to do?
Wake up and play CS like right the fuck away
I didn't get to wake up, make breakfast
I have to go pick up things at multiple stores
I love that, hopefully they are good to go
I think the stores smell like a Gamer
Stores?
That's so good, such a good theme song
It gets stuck in my head like crazy
A big Hal Dottie original
Yep
Oh, Bro flexing in these shops at multiple stores
I am, I am
You got more than one store?
I have to go to the store where I get the cat food
And then I have to go to another store and get like a theater and body wash
This is a pet smart or a pet co?
That's smart kind of guy
I'm back is Ryan back. He's back. I don't know if Dan's here
Dan's back I
Posted my breakfast this morning and said I was uh, I was uh, what is it? I got to get the wording
Cook maxing and plate mogging is that good? Yes
Yeah, thank you
Really nice looking I make a good egg
I got I was literally frame-mogging
Guillettino with a Biden bubblast
What a Biden bubblast they're really good at nukin inferno, which is crazy to see
We do all right in inferno right
We haven't played it to that.
Yeah.
That is true.
That is true.
It never ends, bro.
How can they not play Premier?
We play Premier.
How do they not have a Premier rank yet?
Because I have a five-year-old kid, bro!
You've got to win 10 games in Premier.
You've got to win 1,000 games of competitive.
They'll even queue for Premier.
And then you've got to win 10 games.
And that's like 50,000 games.
You can overpass.
I like overpass personally, but we could play Duke again.
I'll play overpass.
I'll play overpass.
I've never played Overpass in my life.
What?
Good luck boys.
I'll show you, it's pretty straight forward.
If we're CT, I can show you where to look at easy place to watch.
Give me short distance, I'm better at short distance.
Alright, you're going to have to ask somebody else then.
K, A is the spawn site, it's probably better for that.
Like bathrooms or something like that.
Here, well, we're going to do the quick run down there.
I want to pay attention.
So A site is here, B site, you just drop down these stairs here, and there's like a few
ways to go but it all goes to B.
Now I think you should play Dan, back this way, I just wanted to show you the way there.
You could either play site straight up, like you could play bank here, waiting for them
to plant.
You could also play in these bathrooms here.
And like this whole, oh I forgot there's guys.
Kill them to continue the lesson.
This bathroom right here?
Yeah, like it like wraps all the way up to here. So like a place people like to play is in here like right at me
And you're watching from them to come and they could come behind you, but you'll hear them or someone's watching your long for you
Oh, I'll watch long so you should be relatively safe there
Yeah, yeah, if you hear me scream you have to worry about your back a little who will be my friend it be
I'll go go bathroom. Yeah, so you're gonna you're gonna play this one that we pinged, right?
Yes, okay, let's do it and a poll you can play with them
They'll probably come be pistol though. I feel like the pistols like common if you want to
Just I'll do one. I'll do one big. Yeah
Oh
If y'all hear anything over by y'all Danny Ryan tell us I will go
Perfect
I'm sorry, I'm still confused
Right there, turns out
Is he going to keep saying that?
I think he'll kill me with a 101 on pistols
They buy a D.G.O?
101, can they give me an extra?
They buy a D.G.O?
Might have Apollo 259 259 in the pistol round.
I think the clock close enough for Angel one tap.
I could be wrong.
Oh.
I'm being weird this round.
Be a little freak.
They're here. They're here.
I'm just fast blanking.
Yep, they sure are.
Yeah, we're came through tunnel.
I'll rotate to heaven.
I was going to get a cheesy pistol.
It did not happen.
A damn behind you.
That squeaky door goes to the site.
I'll be on your right.
Damn with the Deagle.
Holy cow.
You had a turn.
Good Lord.
91 and 3 fuck you.
All right, it's buying time.
Hold it down.
Buying time.
Buying time.
Should I just do three Bs since they're only going B?
I mean, that was eco round.
I could see them hitting A potentially.
But what I would do is I would play connector.
So you could rotate quick either like that will stay wrong.
Hello Burger King or chicken shmarmie chicken.
You can shoot in heaven, Justin. Sure.
I'm going to be smoking this.
Hey, so someone put me on ice.
I don't know what that was.
Oh, my God, it's such a fast day.
I don't know if there's just five of them every time I peek.
Yeah, I'm rotating.
They're in bathroom. Oh fuck. They're very inside. I did not expect them on that truck.
I
Should have reloaded man. Mm-hmm things you never hear in Counter-Strike though
Fuck I had three bullets. I'm gonna save one more although we should get money
But yeah, just make sure you've got enough money to buy next round with that next round
Okay, so I will deagle armor I
I think they're probably bringing it back to me that's just a hunch.
I'll stack it with you.
Let's push it.
And then we'll, if they're not going to be behind them.
What are you using, Dan? What's your gun?
MP5.
Alright. I'm going to cover your back.
Okay.
No one.
One there. One guy, one guy, one guy.
Oh, I'm not short
You went in the door come back. Yeah
Oh, I blinched it's just maybe a pile of scared me
Oh, good try, good try.
Nice.
He's behind.
He was on site.
He was on site.
Good job.
Nice, babe.
Nice try.
68.
There you go.
kind of getting smoked here
nah man
nah?
first four rounds, t-focus
every boy had one by round
I guess I have a uh
I have one of those lots of damage, not a lot of kills games
you do a lot of damage
look at this shit man
look at this beast
I'm a little late to this flashing a I don't think they're going be they could
come short but if you want to rotate Korea I'll hold this down okay
dude I can't hit anything right now if there was one short you want to come
back. Oh, they got you. They're not in. I'm right here. As he peaked it. Okay.
They're getting kills on a. Yeah, I don't think it's here. Steps on me. All three
bathroom three after my panic
yep yeah that was a great flash that was a great flash
you should be able to have like a claymore claymore would be sick man do
imagine then slow creeping up and then you just explode
Yeah, yeah, because I really thought he would have been behind me bathroom
I'm going me bathroom. We've been going me bathroom
With the other maps like I get the youth though
I do not know how you're supposed to use to lay on this map at all
There's just too many places to that you need smoked
This will be the B round I
Don't have smoke or anything this round so I'll be flashed. It's flashing B
I'm not out. Oh, bum.
On me.
Damn, Justin. How many do you see? Just those two?
Just those two to start.
Another one and tunnels on back a little bit.
Here's some short that could go connector.
Last one on no.
Only one left.
Nice.
Me and Dana at spawn.
it
now
i'm going to work
where my work
i think we should close in on bomb by slow walking to be all i see him
he was in when i was there
mouth it
this is cut out
he was in canal
called out now
we call it mouth
what's monster all
saying mouth
yeah
i was months i don't grow i feel like this is a call a duty map or something
it is the weirdest layout i think i'm looking at this for sure
yeah there's a lot of like ups and downs yeah
I did. It's one of those fucking games, man. All right.
They flashed long. I'm scared in bathroom, guys.
I knew something like that was coming by the way. I'm glad I got one.
Bathroom?
Oh my god, I suck.
Holy fuck. Oh my god.
I see another there.
I didn't.
Ah.
It's an insane try.
As soon as that bluecoast hits the bloodstream and turns into ATP, it's literally over for them.
I just like, it's demoralized.
Man, this is like the lowest rank in the game and nobody misses.
They're all over it.
I'm still very good.
The curse of a one million year old game.
Yeah.
ATP, bro.
that I've played less than 100 hours.
How much is one molecule of glucose worth?
It's worth 16 ATP.
Like 20 bucks.
Yeah, you're going to be telling him to roll right in soon.
Man, he's hot rushing B, bro.
Or A. Flash A. Or B, flash B. B.
I don't know how he could get out there.
Oh my god.
You're going to try to fast flank through spawn.
One stair wall, Dan, on your left there?
Yeah, she's
the dental left, I think.
Wish me luck.
Brother Joe, good luck.
Oh, well, from mouth.
He has to aggressive on that.
He walked right out.
I
Where they at dude, where they Russian
Yeah, I think it didn't give it your spot might be the might be the play man
I mean like you could also mix it up and like not just be left the door every time
Okay, it seems like they're kind of wise to it
Right up door. Well, yeah, as long as you're not exposing anything. I don't really know the angle that well. Oh
Shit somebody there doesn't
I haven't seen any yet.
Oh, there's a ping.
I got one.
Did I ping?
I think you pinged.
Okay, well...
One long.
I got problems with the bathroom.
Oh my god.
Yeah, I think honestly you and me, we should play just from A site.
Because we're giving up the...
Yeah, there's an option
I'll let him play though, then I'll go
Yeah, how damn it that purple guy is just owning me
This could be big this could be big
Oh, he threw that from close right
to be fair though it's kind of awesome to watch Justin
yeah I'm learning a lot watching the way he tries to retake
what are you saying Ryan? what are you doing here? I think
you should play from that right there
just want me to stand in that door and then you'll be well let me just see how
the angle works here too
So I can tell you where to look the fuck happened. What happened, man?
And you he's gone. You can watch like that light blue paint right here. Yeah, that's you
That's where Justin always ends up right here
I'm reading a I
Will play from spawn right here
Squeaky I'm back up back up. You go squeaky. He's just down there
I'm just backing up because I don't know how to hold that well I saw one that's something
They. Keep holding that angle.
Dan, I saw him.
There. Yeah, you're the man.
That that that that that one guy is going to be rapping your spawn.
Just got to go and something, huh?
Got to put respect on that, to be honest.
That was a really good shot.
Well, gun something.
Oh, man.
I got something for him this time.
I can't.
I don't know.
Yeah, Dan, I'll show you since you have a range,
I'll show you where you can watch with that, too.
So don't go to the same spot.
No, no, follow me on this one.
You can stand like corner of box and look long all the way
down.
Yeah.
I think I got one of rock, one of rock, squeaky open, they're nading bathroom, I'm gonna rotate
They know I'm bad. Two bathroom. Two plus bomb.
He's got the SMG wave coming back.
Oh my god, that's tough. That's tough.
My eyes did not focus when I spawned.
Have you guys seen this one before?
Oh, I wasn't expecting another one there.
But we did say one more quick one.
Yeah, that's true, yeah, we wanted to lose, right?
We wanted to lose.
We're going to turn around on teeth.
Yes, sir.
I'm going to go pick up some balloons here.
Transmen be like.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm going to do a tee.
We get them back on tee.
We get them back on tee.
We're going to pick it up on tee.
We're going to pick it up on tee.
Pick it up.
Pick it up.
Pick it up.
Pick it up.
Pick it up on tee.
It's Kosta.
Oh, okay.
Excuse me, the last year's traveler mode.
Last year, but no peek yet.
They're smoking here.
Maybe short.
I think they're faking it.
Stupid flash.
He got all three of us.
Oh, my God.
There's one.
There's still one there.
Yeah.
The plan is that's a tough one.
That's a really tough one.
I didn't see the light.
If he gets you, it's he got the ace.
No, sir.
Oh my god.
It's coming back.
Oh, shit.
I
Huge huge pistol rounds here. Here we go guys
We're gonna go to the right side, which is B
And like if whoever's in the very back wants to go through the tunnel you can
Do that so everybody else goes can do what no we're all we're all gonna go straight to B
But someone hang like a left right before it to go on that cat. Yeah, okay?
All right, I'll be first if you want it. We could also just go off fire. I'll be first out tunnel
just trying to get into any like too many long-distance flights with that
having I'll be I'll be third out on a bell
okay oh behind they came all I need you think about that with you so
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Jesus Christ.
50, 25, 75, 180.
Oh shit.
We have to force.
We have to force.
That's the final round.
Holy shit.
That was funny, man.
that
maybe not
smother them
I would rather take fountain on this one with my SMG
yeah yeah
that's true
well
Yes
This is the flank. Oh long
Sometimes look at the scores on our team
I think 10,000 is too high. More games than the 8,000 range would be nice.
I
Don't know what happened on that map. I couldn't shoot like I do not like that lap even a little bit
I couldn't shoot anything. Oh, I think just gonna like sick cuz he never looked at a sign
I could be every time
Again, was that got one more quick on qqqqq right it doesn't
I could do one more pallet cleanser.
Surely 90 minutes of Mario tennis is enough.
Yeah, plenty.
What do you have to like qualify before you can do like co-op or multiple?
No, I just don't want to get framed mogged by my wife in online.
I don't want to be, you know, like a doubles partner, like dropping the ball.
I mean, I guess I don't know if it's that kind of game, but maybe I don't know.
She said that like if you get matched against like a 14 year old Japanese kid,
You might as well resign.
It's over.
Yeah.
I did watch one and the whole field was like mud and they couldn't move.
I don't know how you hit the ball when you're in mud.
I watched that.
There's one power that makes the ball invisible as well as they go invisible.
That's not too bad.
I don't want to play this game.
That's not too bad
On the bright side it is only like $99 and then when you actually buy it it's like a hundred and nineteen dollars because of sales tax
So
God guy who just opened a hundred bucks worth of cases that also have sales tax, but
They're trying to find the perfect squad for us the perfect squad
20,000 rank in coming.
Dan, I have a question for you, by the way.
Hit me with it.
So I had your stream open when I was on the bike.
Okay.
But I was watching the lovely Satoshi Kon film, Tokyo Godfather, so I didn't have any sound on.
Okay.
How was it that you were able to start a run of Mugenics around 6.30, my time,
And then be ready for nine per counter strike and like the last 20 minutes before I went live
I was watching you on just chatting
So it's a question. How did you how did you finish the game so quickly? Oh?
I did a race against Alexa and it's like if you play the game fast
It's like one way
Oh God, if you play the game fast you can get three stages done in one hour for sure
But you just can't like min max everything three stages or three. Yeah
No, like the entire act. Oh damn. Yeah, but there's no stalling
Did you win I
Lost by one minute. It's actually pretty good. Yeah
Yeah.
Why do you say that in a surprise way?
Well, he's an Alexa, like a rogue-like expert.
He's a pick three expert.
No, not to say we're not.
Yeah.
All right, let's win this.
Oh, God.
What's going on?
He's trying to get his claws in my USB.
We're CTs, so.
I don't know, but we can roll the dice.
What if we roll the dice right?
If you want to, let me, I'll sit there alone and just tell you if I hear anything
Never in my life I was a show I'll go out I was a show it's not a terrible idea honestly
My god, I was like oh, I have 10 seconds to take my jacket off this that's enough time and then I just couldn't take it
I I forgot how jackets work. It's a little too slow on now and Cory for a guy like me a little too slow
Apartments
I'm watching palace. It's probably be probably be if you heard about one apartments heard something about one
to
I'm rotating flash line van. There's four. There's four
They're all it's still up top he's up top he's up top
Actually mods
Well, dude, you could shoot the spray pink hands. They got physics spray round is that mean sorry pistol rounds literally the best
Because all you do is spray. It's perfect
69 and to 69 and to that's my fucking equalizer we got a 69 and three we
should line up we really have I got to 31s and 1s so I think I think that's us
that's us yeah yeah yeah yeah oh fuck I just literally didn't buy you were
quick on that one I'm back we're so back I bought we're stuck
I got cat I got cat
Bomb down
It's such a bad job
I'm sorry, he's that cat. No, I fucked it up to I didn't do anything. No, then that runs entirely my
got it up on that one man
i thought i was like 25 steps past the window
yeah
i was spinning when i got shot
now they have our guns
oh no
my gun actually sucked so
im full saving im not buying
just make sure you have 2900 at least next round
yes sir
kory i'm gonna molly your partner
slow him down a touch
yeah makes sense
Watch this.
Oh, that was literally frame-perfect.
Come on, lower times, lower times, eh?
I'm going to hide Palace for a moment.
Let them take sight.
Go on.
Oh, they're in jungle.
Fuck.
There's a cat here on my mouse.
I know where I am.
The last one.
I know.
But the clicky little clicky.
Oh, oh, that one was my next song.
It formed a meat shield.
I just got he literally did.
Yeah.
You know, the last guy.
I was behind you.
Oh, you shot it.
So it's a rambler.
Yes, they're killing each other.
Yes.
that's our best our best gambit
monami
I'll smoke low A
is low A
T-Rap? A-Rap yeah okay I'm sorry A-Rap
I didn't see anyone I might be mid front
it's mid it's mid yeah couple back mid not repeating that
Oh fuck nice it's a damn scam never by the MP9
I'm just holding my angle, I'm holding my angle man, it's something to sleep on, could
BB tons that could also be a peak palace quick then we'll get good intel
yeah no one's there could be a ramp or it's be
the cat the cat
just back up for you
I would go through our spawn
this way oh
Oh, are they doing a no he saw him cat banded this way Justin. Yeah
Oh no, oh
Don't be wait for bum
Oh
That was fast
Today
It is it is a it's a what what really there they're going crazy. That's crazy
Oh, there's two alive.
Where are Justin and where?
I'm not sure. One site, one probably...
Oh my god!
Last one's in site somewhere.
Probably your left here.
Low time, low time.
Maybe in that sandwich or...
Oh, good try.
Oh, good try.
Good try.
That kill was crazy, man.
Did you scared each other?
Yeah.
I'm hard broke.
come on a rope yeah and save it
oh i just got a VIP 9 then let's try these little shit what do you mean just
got that's a great gun man uh i don't know how to shoot it i think
he is all w that's a big time this whole w gun
Like play it like Call of Duty.
Flash mid.
Nothing A, nothing A.
Ooh, I'm dead.
They got a cat.
I'm not ready.
Cat A.
Yeah, cat, cat, cat. I shouldn't have looked.
Cat A?
Three cat.
Are they going A or B?
They looked B to me.
I was asking, I was asking.
I was asking.
I hate that whole man, not Hut.
Future.
I pumped him.
He's got 99 damage.
Vibreset.
Oh, man.
Guns now.
He pulled it down.
3 7 that's fine that's fine 3 7
I'm Molly lower a you going window Paul I can't I got P90 I heard it for a month
Smokesman again, they're just going to keep doing mid control.
Somebody up in a part.
There's two coming up next to A.
That's got flashed in A, somehow.
Wow, I cannot land that shot.
One is cat.
Yeah, one's a little bit cat.
Holy cow.
They turned on me and sent me three in sight from Connective.
Justin got two, or Dan got two.
I'm done, eh?
Good, good, good, good, that's a huge reset, man.
Clatech did nothing.
I think I got baited by a decoy, man.
But now from...
My Mali lower A.
Yep. Also known as T-Rap.
T-Rap?
One of these days.
I heard an AWP somewhere.
Apartments? Apartments? Two apartments?
I'm gonna play from kitchen.
They just a tree stay
Kind of watching connector still good shit for you good shit
Yeah, we'll get up cat one guy up cat
Nice it's got nothing
Last guy oh my god boys
Good around that's good around
I
Live with one HP
Huge I thought go headshot a hundred percent. Oh
Green time greasy
A. We have smoke for it. I don't see anything. Apartments. So I got cat on desk. I'm sorry.
It's all going over now. Okay, I got some shots. I got some shot.
Palace couple couple guys palace. One last guy. There's another guy sitting palace.
I'm watching it, I'm watching it.
Coming out on site, coming out on site.
I'm so sorry.
I got nothing sitting at Palace.
Wow.
Wow.
I'm so glad I didn't, I'm so glad I didn't kill Dan.
I heard one more Palace.
Your name is like the same color as the fucking wall.
I can't.
Damn.
Shot him in his dick a little bit.
I imagine they're going back from mid stuff after that.
Yes, Dave.
Hey, just think of this as Dust 3.
I should know you got it back.
Yeah, I'm good with Mirage.
Mirage I got.
The other slop maps.
Sloppy.
You think they're going to go mid, Justin?
I think so.
I see shit apartments.
There's one back mid.
you go window just like yeah I did there's no one in connector
one's walking up cat but Corey what are you looking at it's smoke it's smoke
Yeah, one's cat flashing cat the peak
Not I'm going back it was connected
I'm not sure.
Oh, nice.
Oh, okay.
Apollo. That was crazy.
I did not get a smoke.
I was I would I landed that shot in his head was like one pixel big.
I was dying the glance of chat, man.
I was dying.
I know it's such a good shot.
Oh, shit, you can you take that one.
Apollo, Molly's one up again.
No, they're not.
They're right nice. I shootin. I shootin. He's the only one
There's more there the throne slop
Watch for your house, okay, he's the middle of ramp like down mid
Just what do you just waiting?
Did he get you window? Yep. He's just standing in the open man
Let's go Ryan, let's go, let's go, let's go.
It's bomb here.
Look left for up.
Oh yeah, it was a four, it was a four.
Arms on daddy.
Uh oh.
99, 7 for 90.
They're gonna go get the actor.
Oh Christ.
Jesus Christ.
That was a rough round.
That's a rough round.
That should have gone CT on that one.
Hold on, Mice.
I press control too much now.
Well, let me crouch anymore.
You got your knees are weak.
I'm tired, my drone's.
Your drone's stuff, you're already?
Hope they're seeing you then.
Someone's got a shotgun.
I got A-Rap here, I got A-Rap stuff.
Yeah, couple up, couple up already.
That's that one connected.
Nice.
go grab my scarf again did my shafts not hit?
I mean you gotta take the stack off bro
I gotta go window
I could come back after going 0-5
they smoke window
hit often but go for it I gotta go window
let's make this right as rain
OHHHHHHHHHHH
nice
alright im an idiot
yeah apartments, apartments out, out, out, they're out
fuck me why can't I hold B dude
alright
OK.
I'm walking like you guys time to catch up.
He saw me.
He did not see me.
Only one left.
And he said nice.
That's a freak.
I still got to remember to buy it.
You guys are great.
Yeah, it's pretty important, especially
when you have $9,000.
Oh, but that upflick, though.
love it love it
i'd like to do my dumb idea, see if i remember my smokes
i went for pistols, i think pistols are good
come on, you're not telling me that
you rush, rush, rush beer? no no no no
i like it
i like it too, it works as long as they don't buy a bunch of names and throw it at us
i know, i know where to stand for apollo too
that was for smokes, he's not doing that
yeah but i was still standing there to cover him anyway
that's my dog
and it's his birthday sir
and it's all made to scope
there
I'm suck
one stairs one site
that was a really rough one
on the a-r-s we gotta just really hold W through it you wanna
try to close that gap no walking or anything like that
ok mid picks, mid picks
let me get bomb, let me get bomb, I'll make noise by B and B halls and stuff
don't rush yet
no no let's rush it, let's make it and then you look up at it
yeah and I'm gonna go to the palace, yeah
it's huge
it's big noise
he just don't want to
we want to go as far as we can
we're gonna kill one of them, they're not gonna have a reason to rotate
No, they're dumb. Watch this shit.
They smell so vermal-y.
You guys start backing up, start backing up. I'm gonna push. Start backing up.
I'm gonna give my life up for this.
He double-shocked on me, but he's weak a little bit.
Go away, go away, go away, go away.
Blanting?
It's playing for Palace. If you come back for two spawns...
Yeah, two sponsors like there's two connector on it.
So I cat on it once lit. Oh my God. Yeah. Okay.
Three coming from that way. I believe in you. Yeah.
Oh, I was going to try round.
Yeah, two. Oh, we got one. Never mind.
is it too full it's just crazy
twenty three and we have yet we get we get we got one
was it justin
justin's flick yet and yeah
alright what are we thinking
I like mid control I'm a mid control
someone throw a smoke I can smoke two things
If you smoke right as you're there or there, I'm gonna smoke connector
I'll smoke with anything this is don't don't smoke that
Wait for this to bloom before you go peak metal
That landed good job. I'm gonna smoke connector. I think we go cap pretty quickly here pretty quickly
I'm getting shot through the smoke bro.
We need a speed grenade bro we need a speed grenade oh no.
Oh my god, that was a comedy grenade man
We save one more, we save one more
Just make sure you can buy next, you can buy light if you want
Holy fuck
I'm just going to do shurikers again.
Holy fuck.
Let's go.
Make noise again.
I'm not going to do that.
Well you didn't say don't come.
I just assumed.
Do not come.
I'm not sure.
Sure.
Snipe CT.
I'm on stairs, I'm A.
Can't see anything, Corey.
One was here, but...
Can I throw you the bomb?
Oh, he's in one of the benches.
Bench.
Right down to that blasted space.
Nice.
Nice.
God damn it.
Why'd they pull this?
Nice tapping tap.
It's a pressure fire.
I think I'm...
There's nothing I left.
Okay.
Nice.
I think I got quite a bit of it.
Where?
Oh, okay.
Nice.
He plot is nice.
Oh, the reload is brutal.
What?
Oh!
Guys, I think they knew, I think they knew, I think they knew, yeah, they knew the idea.
We go Palace.
Let me go in there alone though, I'm just going to work a pic.
You could try to execute on a love or his work picks
Well, you know what this guy's sniping CT. That's his game plans all to smoke it and then we just go in with
They haven't done always or anything
huge I got a nice big guy
You ready to go oh face up there
I'm gonna wait to smoke out. I'm gonna wait to smoke out and then I'm gonna I'm gonna you just throw the smoke now by the way
I'll pick it up
That one's ready your damn feet, bro. I'm gonna or about to go ramp. Yeah, and in about let's say at 120
I'm throwing the smoke at 120 on a timer huge
It's gonna take like it takes like five seconds to land though it goes really far so
Those cat
We're mullied off, but the smoke is down
Oh window, window, oh my god.
Sloppy jungle?
3rd one too, why not.
Calm down.
Slop window.
Again.
Stairs?
Yeah, I'm watching stairs.
He's on.
He's not on nothing.
Great plays, guys.
He's jungle.
Not my best word.
Not my best word.
Last guy jungle.
I might be bad.
Oh, no.
Huge.
Nice.
Nice.
Run.
Run.
Run.
Run.
Run.
Run.
Run.
You're safe there.
Big plays.
Big, big, big, bigly.
I'm going to pick palace, I have bomb and I'm going to throw it, I don't want to be
here alone.
someone smart wait for the smoke wait for the smoke game should be up
I'll pick up.
Oh, are you raging right now steps cat?
It's two down.
Oh, my God.
Responding.
I'm getting it.
uh... it looks like it was right next to ryan i think
it was cat for sure it was a good i think you might have to take a look at it
make it a quick window to do all of these jungle
it could be window he was moving towards window again ryan
all and the back somehow
He said it was jungle.
Yeah.
He saw him.
Little haircut.
Don't, you don't got the time for this one.
Real low on time, yeah.
Honestly, I think just save the gun.
I don't think you can even get there in time.
Yeah, you shh.
not a big boy come on
me give me a little give me a little
i'm gonna go get some pics here
is me sure you don't die if it's zero
you might
watch the the whole here careful
I'm just shy of being able to buy I can't I can't take a armor
You know just in here take this I don't have ever used this
It would be my first time.
We can still work mid.
I'll smoke it again.
I'm going to see if I can shoot someone in the head with this.
Alright.
It's nice, right?
Yep, smoked out.
It worked out.
One window, I guess?
I'm going to smoke like we're executing A.
Okay, it rotates them all here.
There's always one cat, man.
You know what?
I hear 1A.
You got boxes?
Oh my god, he's so good!
There's one left.
One box is the last one today, you guys might be rotating there though, so.
Yeah, he's good. He's good.
I delivered the bomb. Oh, cat cat cat.
Good trade.
was those boxes. Oh my god. Good try. Good try.
We have to win this one. Yeah, very good.
What's our best play? Let's try again. Um, right? You want to
throw me a smoke? That round, he was just rushing it with a
need his hands and I shot him so they might throw some shit this time.
We can take our time again if they smoke it.
I need that smoke back then.
Start working up.
I'm smoking CT and I'm going to smoke jungle too in a second.
in a second.
That's fine, we're gonna have to go.
I think flash through it if you can.
We have to go, we have to go.
Didn't mean to smoke.
There's two stairs.
Two stairs.
One is hurt.
One site.
One site.
Boxes.
Backboxes.
He's still backside, backside, backside.
Stairs.
One in the smoke.
In the smoke by Ryan.
Got him.
Nice.
Insanely good call
I know sorry. I'm smoking re smoking jungler. I've been killed from connected connector or cat
Flashing
Both they're both there
I don't want to peek it. Yeah
One's up
Oh
That was really smart bit the wall bang and then peak
Oh fuck
Nice try
That's going to least chaotic round of all time
You did as you were getting confused, look at the ladder and then they peeked to your
room.
Well no they threw a bunch of shit, I thought they threw a flash at you.
If you want to get off the ladder just hit space and you'll jump off of it.
Okay.
Yeah.
What are we doing this time?
Let's call here Cap.
What are you doing?
I feel like they'll be pretty expecting that.
We can do that.
Yeah.
Let's try to...
We don't have any smoke for a window, huh?
I do.
Oh maybe one.
that ever would be
now i missed
that sucks
that's why he's uh... ideal
low low low ramp
connector i don't know what to call that will make that was something that's
something that
i'm going to lose bomb here i'm sorry advance
Nice.
Oh, I don't want to reload.
He's very, very quiet.
B's no one's at B.
I'm coming.
But, okay, I'm coming.
Try to hold the side if you can.
Uh, Ryan, take long.
Oh my god, how do I give you a bomb?
There you go.
Oh, they don't throw nothing yet until your team's there.
Still clear.
Oh, I got you. I got you. I got you there.
I got you. I got you. I got you.
Good kill.
Oh, oh my god.
Oh, it's a really good try.
the cat smoke is landing so once the molly is done we should go we should go
i got a guy under tunnels
ok cat
holy cow
orange plant
dan
planter
kitchen
Kitchen
Place
Yo, let me flame up. I'm a flame off kitchen, Ryan. Get out of there. Throws me the window
One coming house, maybe
Nope, he's through cat through cat. Oh, he got through kitchen somehow anyway
Fuck
And T.
Rekusatch pulled by Flashbang, they all came out, man.
Now, what's happening, guys?
Well, I'm pretty good team, to be honest.
That's on me.
I didn't.
I didn't.
That was a good game, though.
So long, you had one level, man.
Yeah.
Three and a half hours, one level?
or just buy a bunch of those stupid crates or whatever they are
I only works once
Works once per color I guess
Yeah
GG's
Later guys
Bye bye
Y'all have a good one
GG
Alright Chad, I'm going to go pee and then we'll play some Mario Tennis
you
you
It's crunch time. Let me see if I have plugged in my Nintendo Switch properly to the Elgato,
which usually, usually, we've gotten pretty good at these days.
It fucking works, bro.
It fucking works.
There's no audio.
Or is it, can you hear that like insanely quietly?
No, not at all.
I think. Oh wait, wait, wait, I forgot I had to do this. There we go. Okay. Bottom of properties.
You actually might be a legend if this works.
It says there's audio coming through.
What if I was to crank this soldier boy?
It works but it's insanely quiet.
That's okay so you guys can hear it but I can't hear it.
So I need one, I think I need to go back to this for one second, and I need to open
game, work, Elgato 4K capture utility?
And it's going to grab- Oh!
Now we're fucking talking!
Hello!
Hello!
Now we are fucking talking, bro!
Now I go back here, and I lower it a lot.
Like a lot.
Hello.
Hey.
Hi.
Slashmarker, Mario Tennis.
Guys, I'm on a level with you.
I don't even know what the new Mario Tennis is called and my wife wants to play Mario Tennis with me tomorrow
so I figured I would play some Mario Tennis tonight so that you would understand what is happening
and I would understand what's happening as well.
Brother we can't hear you.
Wait, wait, wait, hold on. Hang on a second.
There's gotta be a way to change the toggle full screen mode.
It's too loud.
I don't know what I did.
Cause I could turn this way, no, that's...
Give me a second, I've been doing this a long time, I think I know what I'm doing.
How's that?
Does that make way more sense?
Hey!
Yes, this is way better.
Alright, perfect.
Let's go over some...
Anyway, long story short, I'm putting this in my wife tomorrow, so I don't want
I like bottom frag on the Mario Tennis Doubles leaderboard so we're gonna learn
how to play the game a little bit first it's still too loud okay that's fine I'll
come over here and I'll lower it a little bit more game still says counter strike
there's nothing twitch chat loves more than settings posting so I understand
even IGN is writing articles about oh the streamer settings were wrong so now
Now, I want to make sure that every single individual in chat is happy with absolutely
everything.
If there's anything I can do, please let me know, okay?
The game has been changed.
The title's not changing.
You got a comfortable seat.
You got a good line of sight.
Nobody in front of you is using their cellular telephone, et cetera, et cetera.
Hang on.
This person might be needed.
Give me one moment, please.
Yeah, it's going to have to happen.
I'm sorry.
That one that one we're just gonna give a timeout though. You can be bad. What's 600? 600 is not enough bro 600 seconds
Dev K. Are you here? We need the minimum default timeout to be minutes not seconds just overnight
Please change
The the unit to minutes instead of seconds 600 seconds is not nearly enough bro
Not nearly enough bad time. I know but it's still really damn loud. Okay
Okay, that was Royal Kimaris.
How many people in chat, one in chat if you agree with Royal Kimaris, two in chat if you
think that they should be timed out for 600 years.
Royal Kimaris, that's a lot of twos.
I'm going to need you to go, some keyboards these days have a scroll wheel on them and
if you scroll down on it it will lower your system volume and that will help you out.
That might help you out.
It's still fucking loud.
Okay now, not that anybody cares, now I can't hear it.
Now I cannot audibly hear the game at all.
That's perfect.
Okay, well I'm gonna crank up my own man.
I don't give a fuck.
I know, man.
That's kind of the problem.
Okay, one second.
So the point is, nobody gives a fuck.
We'll play Mario Tennis Fever.
Are you ready?
That's how you toss the ball up.
Toss is one of the hardest parts of the serve to be honest.
The serve is when you hit the ball midair after you toss it.
That seemed pretty much perfect to a guy like me.
That's an ace.
That was a solid serve.
Now we'll move on to hitting back your opponent's serve, which is called a return.
Remember to let the ball bounce once before making your return.
If you return it before it touches the ground, your opponent gets the point.
I am aware of that, okay?
Yeah?
Okay, honestly, mod with perfect topspin.
After returning a serve, you can hit the ball with a swing either after a bounce or before
a bounce, which is called a volley.
Hitting it straight ahead isn't the best move.
There's other tricks to scoring.
The first trick is aiming for spots far from your opponent, like the edges of the court.
Okay, we're going to get him running here with the backhand topspin.
You know what?
You've earned yourself a little slice, buddy.
Same controls as the N64, look at that.
You can also press, we've already been doing our, our charge shot, bro.
I bet.
Destroyed.
Destroyed.
Press twice to perform a powerful shot.
It packs a punch.
Confirmed.
He chose not to reply.
Make sure to run back to the center court after returning the ball so you can reach wherever
the next shot flies.
Last but not least, let's talk about rackets that have unique powers.
Fever rackets.
You can get these unique rackets by winning matches or clearing certain conditions.
They allow you to make fever shots with effects unique to each racket.
What the fuck?
Try hitting a fever shot using a flame racket for some fire power.
What the...
What have I done?
I hit him!
I hit him in the head.
Now if a player touches that fire, their HP gauge will go down.
An empty HP gauge makes you move slower,
and a double's match it knocks you off the court.
If you return before it hits the ground,
you return both the shot and its effect.
Okay, I see.
Mogged.
Mogged, and he burned to death.
Okay, score seven points to win.
You're literally done, buddy.
Hearst off, crazy slice.
I have no idea how to aim that. I know it's telling me, but I have no idea how to aim whatsoever.
We don't need to see a replay of that. Be serious.
Top spin to get him moving.
We take him back. Oh, we take him down. We take him down the line one more time.
And then, then we fade him on the crosscourt.
We got to get up there. We got to play a little serve and volley against him. That's not even close, bro.
Well, we got him dancing.
A little slice to buy us some time.
Go back to center cord.
I was trying to reply with a fever shot.
I guess my fever juice was not all the way stored up yet.
OK, ready for this?
I'm thinking topspin right down the center line.
We got a fever shot.
You're done, bud.
Literally, you can't get that.
okay this is how good the average person is online
they're actually done for slice rate down the middle
i'm gonna hit it into the fire
i can't help but feel that the things that are on fire on whose side of the map are good for us to hit into
you
oh holy man
into the fire
the fire is now dissipated
Oh, buddy. I should have gotten underneath that.
Oh! What the fuck?
Craziest shot of all time?
Good job, man.
Six!
One.
Okay. I think we need an ace here.
Aces are not possible, apparently.
got right in the fire right in the fire game set a match Mario that's it man it's
that simple new character kamik holy shit that this can't be a Nintendo game
bro they're letting us play the game immediately after learning the controls
you don't have to do like 90 minutes of story mode first that seems insane man
People really like that Marty Supreme movie that much. I found it so boring and predictable.
Well, it's based on a true story, so you could just read the Wikipedia article, I guess.
I don't know if that dude was really... Ah, you know what? No spoilers. I gave it a 5 and a heart on Letterbox. I loved it.
Um...
I will say I've been getting a lot of... because I've been watching more Kino, I've been getting a lot of comments from people
who are like, yes, NL, this is peak, and then I go look at their reviews and they've literally given nothing a 5 star in their entire history on Letterbox.
Like their entire letterbox history is like Oscar winning movies, considered some of the best movies of all time with like two and a half to three and a halfs.
I was like profile stalking people that gave sinners like half a star, one battle after another, one star and a half.
Like it was crazy to me man. I couldn't believe it.
They enjoyed nothing Jon Snow. But they enjoyed Barton Fink and I did too.
I did too. Now anyway, let me show you the life of the Maya.
Um...
Look at Bro, take me straight into a ranked match. I'm ready.
A new month has begun, so your rankings have been recalculated.
Matchmaking's based on your skill level, lad.
Okay.
I mean, you know what? Put me on no fever rackets.
Shhh.
I don't know man, you can't be Mario. Let's just let's keep it simple. I
Want Donkey Kong's got crazy speed, huh? I like I like spam in Mario tennis to be honest with you
But my wife is probably gonna play do
Is there who how would I know who's a good volier?
If she's gonna boo my plate close to the top of the net, you know what give me a little Koopa trippa
Dropshot charges fast. Oh damn
drop shot charges fast down interesting
Koopa seems OP I like how he goes
me versus music that might be there might be a real fellow man oh Jesus Jesus
Christ! Oh my god he's bringing a little bit more heat than Luigi bro.
Good Lord! Good God! Guys what's lob? What's lob? I need to know what lob is
immediately maybe the opposite of drop nope all right well this one's gonna be
over this one's gonna be over really quick my bad y'all it's a b a b okay a
b confirms okay this is the this is the fastest game of Mario tennis that
it'll ever be played ever.
Change court, there's no need for that, man.
Lock in.
Oh, my god.
All right, good game.
Ding said a match to Bounty Talk.
OK, we need to find a mode in between my opponent
tries not to hit the ball, and my opponent scores
instantly every single time
Is there a oh, I think I've queued again is there a is there a mode
That is somewhere in between
Computer that does not hit the ball and oh my guys fucking after it off, bro. I think we're fucking fucked
Jesus Christ
okay get first off you get a moving
oh Jesus get a moving like that
oh we scored a point this is huge
baited
and then yeah put them in this
now we put them in this bin cycle I understand I understand it now
we're going that way for some reason
What a fucking shot, bro. You can't hit that. You can't stop that. You can't stop that.
Akronov, this must be demoralizing after what you just saw.
Never mind. Good swing. Good swing.
Boo is impossible. It's impossible to hit Boo, sir.
There's too much damn spin. That gives us time to get back to the center line.
Then we hit you with a dropper.
Oh, Jesus.
Oh!
Great play. You got me in the spin cycle on that one.
I forgot what buttons I was pressing to be off. We take those aces, we take those aces.
Acronaut, this is good. I feel like we're getting a chance to actually learn something this time.
You can't fucking stop that, bro. You can't fucking stop that.
That's how the 70-year-olds were playing on the tennis courts in my neighborhood.
They got no cardio.
But if they ever touch it like it looks like a Tim Wakefield knuckleball coming to get you
That's nothing
Good drop good drop shot. I don't know how to drop shot good drop shot
You hold B then switch to a or do you hold a and then switch to B? Nobody knows
Insane abs absolutely get on believe unhittable unhittable
Where do we go with this one?
outside press button first then second button okay where we go on this one
inside big mistake shit you might get six seven bro oh shit fucking lock in
Fucking lock in
We take those okay, honestly good game acrobat we can fucking play this now. We can fucking play this that was a good game. Oh
And this is quick man
What the fuck I'll repeat search
is my mistake though the biggest misconception I think that times have
changed over the course of me streaming as well but Nintendo games online it
really did used to be like you're playing against someone whose name dad
oh this is bad nowadays if you're like a week late to a Nintendo game it's like
Like somebody who rides their bike with no helmet and has insanely curly hair has already
like metagamed the optimal strategy three or four days after it's come out.
Crazy shot.
You have me in the spin cycle on that one.
I don't even know what to do.
Okay, I'm thinking on this one.
On this one we go outside.
I'm literally used to getting stream sniped so it doesn't matter.
That means I would be a great shot.
Okay, hold.
Guys, I'm letting him...
He's playing too much serve and volley.
I've got to figure out... You know what?
Oh, God!
And he's not just doing the thing everyone else has done, where they just keep hitting it side to side.
Sometimes he's going down the line instead of cross-court.
Holy f**k.
Holy f**k.
Give it your best shot.
We take this.
Here's what I'm thinking.
I'm thinking you just play on instinct.
That's bad.
He's going this way this time!
Oh, I didn't think he would do it twice in a row.
I know can I get can I get like dad's can I get dad or mom in the next game, please?
I'll repeat my search, please
They're at work man, that's a good point now that I think about it. I
Think this might be the first time my life. I've ever been like the tutorial was not adequate in a Nintendo game
Usually you tell your friends if you're gonna play a Nintendo game
You're like play an hour and a half before we start to stream so that you can actually get the multiplayer
We need to lob this fella we need to lob this fella man
We need to get him we need to get him in the spin cycle
Please where's my law there's my law
Oh, what a fucking rally though, what a fucking rally.
Okay, we got something there, we got something.
We got to play up at the net from time to time too.
Use, okay, use them outside.
Oh, did the star shot!
Yes, dude!
SHOT! YES! Dude! Yes!
You gotta be a little bit more aggressive on him.
That's huge. Oh my god, what a fucking shot!
Okay, you're right. I gotta channel my Art Donaldson.
No, I would never channel Tashie Duncan. My read of, uh, that's a great surf.
My read of challengers, Tashie Duncan, not a good person.
This time I'm going inside because he expects to outside.
He was an expectant shit man.
Please give me something here.
I need time!
Did you see the backspin though?
I think we're getting somewhere we're making a move back up and down and then
we're getting up there for some beautiful ballies
holy shit okay we maybe we play at the net maybe we play a little bit at the
net is he trying to pierce the skies
Okay, I went the wrong way that time. I tried to charge my shot in a direction that I accidentally went the wrong way
That's why I acronym we should rematch bro. We
You're the josh O'Connor to my mic face for real
Six sevens guaranteed six seven guaranteed on this one
Oh, you cannot you can't hit it you can't hit it
Wouldn't the ball, watch this, oh you skipped the replay on that where the ball just dies when it touches the ground? How could you man?
WHAAAAAT?!
Okay, no I'm chillin, I'm chillin.
Six advantage! Six advantage!
Holy shit.
Oh mother fucker!
Oh!
Okay, smart.
I have to pick a side.
We pick a side on that one and we come in.
Okay, if we can just abuse that,
we can literally get the A-rank on that
without doing anything else.
advantage kupa, advantage kupa. That's what we like to see.
Literally like almost unhittable
Oh my god, I didn't think you could get it
Okay, the commentator is insane the fact that we've gotten through all the commentator lines already is kind of crazy
guys I'm starting to think fever rackets or no fever rackets pro might be the
meta for us although I'm pretty sure that when we excuse me I burped into the
microphone I'm pretty sure when we play with Kate we're gonna be using fever
rackets so maybe we should be going to fever racket mode yeah one more in me
though just to get the basics
I like how you're calling it, the kill shot of the net is the office pizza party, oh fuck.
This guy again, he dominated me bro.
Please, he plays up at the net.
It's all good.
This guy, look at his reach advantage, I don't stand a chance against this fella.
Oh, that's that's awesome
That was actually an incredible play holy cow
That's bad nevermind
Okay, he's got me he's got me spinning on it man. He's got me spinning on it
get out of it. Why am I playing against this guy who made me 7-0 before? It's crazy it
is literally happening. Before I even shot, he went to where I was going to shoot it.
Yeah, so God can bleed a God can bleed change card
Not great Bob not great Bob get in there. I thought oh, I thought he was gonna go for the cheeky back to the other side
We get to we get to on these
Okay, honestly, these six don't queue for a minute, okay?
I think it's absolutely fucked up.
How's the B-minus getting paired with the A-minus, bro?
What's the point of having ranks if you're not playing people that are your rank?
It doesn't make any sense.
No one in queue?
There's gotta be lots of like, you know children with the flu right now now we're talking a PCC PA
What the hell is that racket man? Also our cameras are fucked up because we're both man
I can't even see because the cameras at a different angle because we're both so short
Oh my god, I can't I can't hit him, bro.
I can't I can't hit a shot.
How does how does he hit power shots?
How does he how was he hitting these purple shots?
Those were OP in the N64 version.
Is that a double-tapper?
Guys, this is insane.
Slice and then challenge him with a net. This is the play.
Drop shot him!
Fuck you, drop shot him! Drop shot him! Drop shot him!
Alright, honestly, he outplayed me. Can I say one more thing though?
Can I say one more thing?
How did they...
The tutorial says you're ready to play. Go play however you like.
It teaches you red shots, it teaches you blue shots,
and then all of a sudden, I'm going up against a dude who only shoots purple.
How am I supposed to know what what what purple is what buttons there's only four buttons on the damn thing I
Played tennis for ten years you have to return to the center line after a shot
Yeah, I've been playing Mario since you were probably like negative 15 years old
So I wouldn't worry about all that too much. Why are you Mario now?
Can't hit what you can't see kid. Can't hit what you can't see.
Wow!
Akronov? You're my guy.
I'm trying to purple as much as I can crazy play. I can't purple. I'm tapping twice
I'm tapping twice that I can't play that's that's a nice
three you can't hit that purple's purple's why I've been lied to
Holy cow.
So a power shot and then start working in with the drops.
You can't hit that, Akronov you just can't hit that, it's that simple.
Great return, great return.
It was an intense shot, honestly.
Drop shot serve would be crazy.
Which buttons why?
Oh, baby.
Akronov, I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
The drop shot, it's not your fault Akronov.
The tutorial is not good enough.
The tutorial doesn't teach you how to play.
It gets you in the game early, though.
It gets the blood pumping.
All right, guys, I got to get out of this, because I got to play, I think I got to play
with fever rackets so that, oh, shit, a shadow double that will temporarily move.
I thought it said, I swear to God, just the way it lined up, I thought it said,
well, temporarily move around the court and own the lips.
I don't know, maybe like the way that the kerning on the font works, I had no idea why I would say that,
but I swear to you, that's what I thought it said.
Creates a fire bar where the ball bounces.
We play fire, but I don't want Spike, I don't want freezing racket,
I don't want amp racket, this is too much for a guy like me.
Take me to ranked match, I want fire and then I want to drop shot them on the fire
so that they're just burning the whole time.
Holy shit
We drop we can we try to aim
Close to the net. That's the wrong one my bad y'all wrong racket my bad. Well, I mean it is it is on fire
You like to play at the net okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna move you back. You like you like to serve in volley. I don't think so
Okay, which buttons why?
Nice curve on that shot.
I'm getting fucking mugged.
I'm getting fucking mugged.
Well done.
You're supposed to be a yard!
No, with the angle of the shoes.
I'm at the angle of the shot, Chad.
I'm at the angle of the shot.
Don't get any ideas.
All right, let's go.
OK, fuck.
They know what I'm doing.
They know what I'm doing.
So we start with the lob.
Let me see a replay on that one. Let me see a replay on that.
Guys, we might stand a chance here. Let me get to use our fever shot to do something at some point. Wait, it's already fucking charged?
I tried to use the long button to do a fever shot I'm ready
She's better than me and it returned the fire on the my side and now if I walk through it, I'm gonna burn
I've lost all momentum completely
huge huge huge huge they knew what they were doing with that one
I'm gonna move over here and then they're gonna think I'm gonna go wide
and then I am gonna go wide
I burned on the fire y'all
Oh my god.
Scatters flames where the ball bounces.
Strikes lightning where the ball bounces.
Creates a twister where the ball bounces.
Creates mud where the ball bounces.
Maybe we got mud.
Every single time I talked about this with Apollo or Corey, they just keep mentioning
the mud.
They've been talking nonstop about the mud.
Akron, Akronov with the Shadow Racket?
Damn.
One game, which you can't see, bud.
Ready?
Two.
Zero.
A brain buster.
And watch this.
Akronov, you got to cheat to the other side for that one.
Three.
Zero.
This is big for a guy like me.
That's tough, that's tough bud.
Oh, they did it, they fucking did it.
Oh they did it they fucking did it I wasn't even trying to do that was
literally trying to hit a fever shot
get muddy let's get muddy bro and you already know the icon of you already
We know where the drop shots are coming now, so don't even think about it.
Oh, this is the office pizza party slice.
The office pizza party slice.
Look at this. Oh, well, that's a slice to reward you for 48 months of corporate loyalty
Damn we're so back
What's this icky paint like goop try again tomorrow
Oh
Metallics baby you are yo, bro
They're charging up did you see that fuck is golden dash boost bro where did that come from I
Guess that was their fever shot
You know he's stun not what have I done I've muddied him I'm just mashing every
button I muddied him what a play okay that was great I literally don't even
know what golden dash boost is so there obviously I'm not gonna be doing much
with respect to that. I've got an idea slicing the mud. Holy fuck! Okay, okay.
This is like a literally a 13-year-old kid. Their reaction time was
instantaneous. Oh shit, invaded me.
guys he's fucking rolling on me this is crazy um take him as close to mud as possible
my mud
okay he tried he tried to un-mud me we mudded him I almost choked on my own spit
Okay, take him close to mud.
To the mud zone.
Mud- WHOA! He's too good! He's too fucking good, bro!
Crazy, crazy. He dropped into the mud. You have to respect that.
Can I- Can we- Can we talk for a second?
How does this guy have a golden dash boost? What the hell is a golden dash boost?
That seems way better than mud. Oh, I stay B.
That's his special? Special because of his racket or special because of his character?
Gravy. Does anyone play Mario anymore?
Does anyone have reliable internet anymore Nope acronym out there best year
It's your internet bro.
Nah, I don't think so kid.
We got packets of plenty over here.
Okay, why am I...
Don't...
When they rush, you don't have to rush.
You play back.
That's just basic tennis theory.
What the hell am I doing?
That should have been the easiest play of all time.
Also, they're invisible. They're now invisible. Fantastic.
What am I supposed to do? They're invisible, I'm invisible, and now I got mud on my side of the field.
Guys, guys, you have to, you have to just be invisible.
Anything, anything but invisibility is throwin'.
We win these.
Okay, guys, I kind of want to go back to non-power rackets, but I'm going to persevere for the
sake of my wife.
Also feel like I should not queue with mud racket.
I don't know how to use them.
So anybody here who's played enough Mario Tennis to have an idea of the gameplay
loop.
when do you punish with your power shot?
okay that seems sweet
nobody at all
I watched Clint that he likes the mud
can you give me like a distillation of how he plays the game?
you punish when you can punish
fuck George W. Bish
I'm just going to hit the ball.
Those who do can't teach that shit, that's all I'm saying.
Okay, well played, well played, well played, well played.
He's going down.
I played.
I played I
Didn't wear a lot of spinning around on one side of the bottom even though I'm doing
Huge
Oh, you do something!
Okay, hold, hold, hold.
It's only 3-1.
We make these back in no time.
What the fuck?
Oh, he replied to my fever with his fever, but it didn't cancel my fever.
I don't know what's going to happen when I touch that understandable it shoots
out lightning and stuns you now I need all motherfucker oh I maybe I can dodge
the shots bro if I just keep moving holy shit we want a point my point
That's big that's big three five get ready to cancel his power shot he's gonna hit it
back to you well don't give me the second after it lad
point
Big place big place
Well, he's in there we got it we got a fucking slice it into the fire bro. That's out. That's out. Okay. Well, I don't see well play well play
Don't just stand in front of him John. I gotta see the clip again. It's been a while I
I searched for it last time it was mentioned on stream but I did not find it.
I found a different one, which was also funny but it's not as good.
Girl lost and not Jason.
I found it last time. Give me a second.
Okay, I won't be able to click on it during the game because honestly this
shit moves fast man. No drops at the net, just smashes. Okay that's, that could save
our life. What the fuck, what the fuck was that? What the fuck was that? That's a
non-hitable shot. Let me see the replay so I can learn something after
that. Okay, I'm locking in. Great play. Honestly, exactly what I would have done myself if I
felt like I had any control over what I'm doing in this game whatsoever. Detect those.
challenge. Okay that was a great shot but I did not I thought I deflected the
shadow.
She did some HP damage, right?
Okay, this one's not going to last long enough for them to get enough damage done to move
slower.
Yep, there enough.
That one's not deflectable.
Is this your first time playing?
Uh, it is my first time playing.
Do you have any tips?
I think fire, fireball seems like it's not great in a game where you lose in like 45
seconds.
Players, players hit will be jolted and stunned.
When active turns balls, hit by the player in the amps that connect with lightning.
It's a shadow double.
It's a sheet of ice where the ball bounces.
I have no idea, man.
I have absolutely no clue.
Ampsim's Boston?
I was basically choosing one that was like,
it won't be that bad if it gets deflected onto me.
I know that's it! I've been begging for the Type-A chatters,
and I know Type-A Nintendo chatters are like,
they exist, let's put it that way.
I'm begging for them to come out of the woodwork and they're like, nobody plays this man, I need help!
Oh my god, we actually landed that?
Oh my god, we actually scored a point! Holy cow!
Doesn't bear sense, can't be mad about that.
We take those.
Literally I was watching the head of a racket to see where it was going.
That was good stuff.
Literally I thought you were doing that but actually I started charging a shot also there's
a cat here in my remote.
Okay, so they're playing the way that I tend to play.
We've created ice on the map.
We've created ice on the map that's gonna make your sip and fall dead.
It's literally not hitable.
I wouldn't worry about that.
What the fuck is that?
What the fuck is that?
and then just power shot straight onto the ice
unhittable
finally even match bro
Oh my god, we scored and we got the ice down.
This could be the best day of my life.
They're gonna counter with their own super shot.
Oh my god, we won again!
That's big.
That's true, a poor craftsman blames his tools.
That's why I'm saying it's funny that like if you lose and you don't know what you're
doing, people are like, I think your character's wrong.
Wait, wait, wait, okay, here we go.
I'm A-ranking this game.
Here's some basic strategy.
Do lobs on people camping the net.
Drop shots for camping too far back.
When you're at the net, use flat shots and aim them at sharp angles.
A flat shot must be a power shot.
For positioning, I like to stay in the middle behind the intersection of the middle line
so that for Texan's mobs and drops we'll still let a new leader get your good shots
off.
Now we're talking, bro.
Now we're talking.
That's just tennis.
Okay, bro.
More people know video games than know tennis, so I'm just going to say thank
you.
Oh yes, yes
Good shot reaction time is really too slow reaction times a little too slow on that one
That's a star shot what what the hell was that they could stop time
Why are they so fast as you see how fucking fast they move?
That was crazy. That was fucking insane.
I forgot what button. I literally was trying to hit everybody at the same time.
Okay, let's do this. Let's fucking do this.
I can't believe that worked. And he fell! And he fucking fell!
fell
Not hitable so I'm not gonna sweat it guess what I already got my eyes shot back bones made out of fucking metal. What the fuck oh
No, no, no, no
Insane returns point
Yes! Don't just stand there, John!
Oh, he went back. Oh, but he didn't go that far enough!
Yeah, yeah, look where we got that fucking ice, bro, right on the baseline
Holy
match point
That's I know I have ears okay great shot great shot back to juice whatever we serve we serve out of the ice
Credible drop shots you caught me you caught me slacken at the baseline. Okay, so we curve it out
I honestly kind of gave up the ghost to be in there versus Moonwalker, but pretty good,
pretty good.
Much better.
Each character specializes in something.
Consider swapping.
You literally sound like a loading screen tooltip right now.
It is better to appear a fool than to have opened one's mouth and remove all doubt,
kid.
some specific actionable advice not vague platitudes like this Jack handy
Talking flower speech bubble ass don't listen your guy is good. That's huge. I needed that
Bro sounded like a Nintendo direct voice over
more backshots I get it more backshots what the hell is this bro
You have a flat shot, you know, that's tough.
Hey, this might be Pete, though.
What is this?
What are you doing?
Mm-mm.
Okay, this guy's literally modding me to the net.
we do? It's simple. Wait for him to come up and lob him.
Glad the lob button is not working. I think it's because after I've primed
the lob I'm pressing like 17 more buttons after I press it. What the hell
was that? He knows. Whatever, whatever. There we go. Get some momentum back.
And then hit some shots deep onto the ice
God he just shoots it past me doesn't use any powers or anything, man
Flat shots onto the ice
Well, I don't think he's gonna
This match is not gonna be long enough for him to lose his HP on the ice. That's for sure
That's horrible
See more, man. Gerstger.
We'll appreciate a game with quick matches though. Dota could never, man.
Chicken sweet potato time? Uh, actually nice to see you. I'm still not... I don't know, the sweet potato does not...
It doesn't hit as hard as the regular potato like I like a sweet potato
But like when we're going
Dollars to donuts. I mean, it's I'm a regular potato guy if I could only pick one and I can only pick one
Because I can pick my favorite every time wait. We're fucking just rallying. This is awesome
This is awesome. I can get a chance to practice my fundamentals instead of just trying to kill you dude
This is the fucking dream
Because I can just practice hitting side to side and then returning to this point right here
And then I'll get it locked in to the fucking mental
Okay, that was just an amazing shot. I can't be mad
Get some pucks in deep
Return okay, I don't say this to be rude might actually be too bad for me to practice my fundamentals
I'm gonna try to hit some shots
That's unhittable.
Love that, stay out of the fire.
Good advice, man, good advice.
That was awesome.
That was you an hour ago?
I know rookie. Don't be mad. Okay
If you lock in and filter out the good advice from chat from the bad advice from chat you too could be B-minus after one hour
Just forget that you started B
They're not real they were real as fuck bro. Now you get when I when I beat Torah seven the one you're gonna say Torah is fake too
That's the one. That's the one right there.
I'm gonna cry. I didn't get a stand in this star to charge it. I forgot my N64 training.
Two is all they get.
Three is all they get. Okay.
I'm bollying against a dude who can fly. That's like mistake number one
Not a hitable shot support. I wait till they use it then I get close enough and use my power shot to cancel their power shot
This is the way
Okay, there's something there. Charge up your meter a little bit. The ball turned into an
oblate spheroid when you hit it did you see that
I thought I fucking had him I thought I fucking how's his HP how's his HP we want
long rallies on that fucking ice, bro.
Well, it's not hit a ball.
Who's going to tell my wife that I'm going to be like a fucking dog shit
doubles partner, bro?
Use your sorry, I tilt it.
Use amp racket.
It's OP.
I'm not denying that the racket is is one of a of
Myriad issues but it's not fully responsible. We need a poor craftsman
blames his tools. He needs to teach me how to be a better craftsman man.
What the hell is this? He shot me with a gun. He shot me with a bullet.
How what are you supposed to do about that he shoots he shoots bullets
Okay, we lost a lot of momentum there
I was saying every shot is a bullet which seems to me that seems to be a little much
there's no shot you're getting that so don't even worry about it we're back three three
three. Four, three. How's his HP looking? How's his HP looking? Not great, Bob. Okay,
I don't understand how every shot is a bullet. That seems like that's too much. I guess it
give some bullet shots for a period of time. How's his HP? His HP is mighty low. Get him
on the left side there. There you go. Bleed him out. Bleed him out. He's dropped his racket.
frozen, bro. What the fuck? His gun shot me. His gun shot me. This is insane.
You can do this.
Okay, he can do this, but we've got some more ice on the field.
Holy fuck.
Lock in.
Office pizza party.
Office pizza party.
He's out of the HP, doesn't even do anything.
Apparently it slows him down.
Star shot him!
Office pizza parties!
Oh, okay guys, I
Feel like HP getting the zero doesn't mean much at least at my level. I'd rather have a super shot that like does something
Like I'd rather have a super shot that just like instantly gives you a point or something
Holy shit swerve when active enhances the curve of a player shots also. Oh
oh
inky creates ink splotches
luma
banana scatters banana peels when the ball
bounces and after fever shot counters
creates a crater where the ball bounces that shoots volcanic bombs
what the fuck
Banana seems very interesting to a guy like me.
Scatters banana peels.
I mean, making our opponents slip seems crazy.
Anytime you want that mini-clip.
Okay, well, the queue's too fast because it's the most popular game in the world.
Dave, that's an even match right here. Dave who plays Mario.
So far so good man.
Human fighter ass.
Star shot.
Right where we sent him.
I took out my own banana worth.
Surgery to the bananas.
Great shot.
Great shot.
I broke my ankles a little bit on that one, Dave.
I'm not gonna deny it.
Top spin into bananas.
Charged a shot too early, moved in the wrong direction
instead of shooting the pace to go.
So all right, we hold.
He's gonna obviously not do what he's done
every single time before.
There we go, we go back.
And then we're gonna try to get bananas
on the other side of the court.
Mogged, literally mugged and now you've got fire
And bananas and I'm about to hit you with another banana
Well, you're in a lot of trouble look at your court
Yeah
6, 2, 1.
Match point.
Keep trying!
Good shot.
Really good shot.
Really good shot.
I knew you were going back to St. Petersburg!
I was in his brain that time.
I was in his fucking brain.
I didn't see him slip a single time.
Did he slip?
No, he did not slip a single time.
Was not caught slipping.
He touched his own fire once.
Oh, okay, the fire that I sent back at him.
The fire that I sent back at him.
unconscious zone control. Akronov! Oh shit! He's been practicing. He's actually
right, it is zone control. Watch this. It's on that.
Two zero. Nice shot.
Akronov, what are we gonna do now? What are we gonna do?
Because now you think I'm gonna be hitting at the bananas the whole time,
but that's unconscious zone control, bro.
But then we're going right back to the bananas, obviously.
Oh, man. I mean, this is a flat shot at the bananas any day of the week.
That's an office pizza party class of little office pizza party.
What do you think about this one?
I'm thinking, oh I'm thinking you got me.
No you fucking ruined my YouTube short.
God damn it, blockhead!
I saw him slip on the bananas, it actually works.
I literally tried a lob shot serve.
What are they doing?
They caught me slipping.
7-1 on an out, kind of crazy.
I only got 9?
I got 9 elo off of that?
9 elo?
I'm about to level up and you don't even look like enough HP, man.
Zell. Zell blue Yoshi. Now I'm scared.
I'd like to go back and hit that with a star shot, please.
Yeah, I mean, with punters like that in the net, you got to pick the side.
You picked wrong.
Don't wave at me.
I'm sure you'll just ask.
Hold.
Oh!
You can make it.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Oh, we can make it.
Oh, you know what?
Great, great rally.
Great rally.
I wait for you to use your special.
That was horrible.
I wait for you to use your special, then I use my special.
Office pizza party.
That's what it looks like on the other side.
Office pizza party.
Beggar in a lot of trouble.
I told you blue Yoshi, blue Yoshi's not good for us.
Green Yoshi.
Green Yoshi you got a chance that might be a little kid.
Blue Yoshi you're in a lot of trouble you got to take some bananas.
Why are you sliding all the time?
My dude becomes a turtle shell which I think would be a buff if I could control it but
Yes, Blue Yoshi is someone who has like really strong opinions on sandbagging in
Mario Kart world which is fine I mean I'm in their domain I don't mean to come
to their domain and insult them but that's like the type of people that are
like quote tweeting other people talking about Mario Kart strategy and going
this is everything wrong with the game it's just sort of we're playing in
different divisions right here we never should have met we never should have
met I should not have a quarrel with you and you should have no quarrel with
me it's that simple Nancy let's see
chose a big fever shot really quick man oh cuz you fucking start with one
charge
okay this is what the fuck is happening obviously they counter my bananas
I'll give you that why why are they also shooting out ice fireballs every time they shoot I
Don't think they know how to serve though. I think they're just
tapping the I
Think they're just tapping the button as fast as possible. I think I'm just going to hit flat shots
And make you run
Then a mingou is probably a kid I live don't ever type in my chat again you made me lose focus
Yeah, yeah, enjoy this time. I'm gonna be hitting you with ice fire. I think
Apparently you're hitting me with ice fire also my hold my whole field is covered in bananas now
How could you do this to me?
Motherfucker!
We had a deal! You're supposed to go left right left right!
Lock in.
Listen man, okay. Don't lose to Nancy, man. What do you mean by that?
what's happening what the fuck you didn't have enough power to get it over the
net
well I'm sorry there's just too much yeah my brain can't track them to the
moving targets we need an orange ball so it's easy to see with all the blue
fireballs
Let me clip. Okay, post it quick. Post it quick. Nancy Supreme. Too slow. What do you want me
to say? Too slow. Nope. Sorry, librarian. I see it there. You had four. What did you
have in the clipboard? What did you have in the clipboard instead of the let me clip?
Well, we can't just be giving that one up.
Okay.
Back to fundamentals.
Hit some flat shots.
Ball on your ass, okay.
Hit him with a fever shot.
That's really tough.
That was a crazy shot.
Also, I can't hit that, but we'll just avoid that part of the court, anyway.
Unless I'm, like, serving there or whatever.
Dude, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot.
And you know where he's going!
Okay, but that doesn't really help you.
It doesn't really help you, because...
Oh my God, I did it, I did it!
Oh, you fell on your bananas and it spawned even more bananas.
That's bad, y'all.
That's bad for a number of reasons.
Okay, bananas are kind of bullshit, to be honest with you.
I don't feel that bad about my bananas
Given that it's ruining his life a little bit
That was supposed to be office pizza party is all bullshit. I guess that's the damn that's the cock and the balls
Crazy office pizza party in the back in the game
Can you, can you fucking do something? Can you fucking do something? You obviously could have made it to that.
Okay, you deserve that one. You deserve that one.
What's Office Pizza Party? You know what, at an Office Pizza Party, when they should have just been giving you more money or like a cash bonus or something like that, they instead bring one large pizza and then slice it into like 32 pizzas and give everyone one little piece.
That's that when your angle is so tight that it looks like the the slice of pizza you get at the office pizza party
That's office pizza party
He has quite tough
Careful
Don't just on in front of John
No
Cuz you can't hit this
That's got a sting
And then I mean it's it's balls on bananas. No, what the fuck is that bro? Oh shit his amps are gonna start connecting
That's all he doesn't have that much map control yet
okay I thought it would bounce a little differently I didn't mean to kind of
like turning into a fucking what mothers mother fucker
yes yes yes and then just stay away from the apps bro
I see I see your strat bro. I see your strat and I respect your strat. He's gonna drop it in there a lot
So what are we gonna do?
Lob it up and then play close to the net. Oh fuck. He's gonna be able to just hit the ants now. Stop, bro
There we go, we got one amp on it. So worth worth worth and we he lost all the ants on our side as well
That's a big play.
Put him in the fucking head with his own orb.
Drop the emote on him. Hit him with the emote wheel.
Just give yourself enough time to assess.
Careful.
Don't just stand in front of him, John!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
Varro no shop though you've got Ellen his name I'm talking like Jason the ween Jason the weezer
Chad how do you emoting this game they're all emoting
Okay, it's Donkey Kong's OP. It's that simple. Donkey Kong's OP.
You got a star? You got a star? Don't just stop, don't end it, Ryan!
No, no, no.
Get him out of these.
Get him out of here.
No, it's not the end.
There we go.
You should love bananas. You should love bananas.
Oh
All right, literally just better than these literally what are you doing in this queue? Why are you in this queue?
You shouldn't be in this queue you're obviously like you played a fuckload of this get out of here
Get to good queue. See we only lost like 11 points. I mean you shouldn't even be here, bro
Smurf it's so sad smurfing in Mario tennis
Step on traps and stuff on your return so you get it off the field.
I'm asking you sincerely, is this theory crafted or has this been tested in vivo?
Because if this shit is just from like a scientific paper, I'm gonna freak the fuck out.
Because you know as soon as I do anything, I'm gonna have a thousand people going why
is he like deliberately stepping in the traps and mowing his HP?
Try it?
You fucking try it!
You buy the game and you try it!
Get snowed on.
Oh, I'm looking pretty chilly dude.
The flowers fucking after you.
Oh, you fucking bros.
You fucking bros are dead man.
Oh, no, no, no.
You're deadass paying the price for LLVRL, by the way.
Bro, you didn't expect me to shoot a raid with the other bananas, huh?
I got one more in me.
Mario Tennis might be kind of peak, bro.
Mario Tennis might be peak.
I want to play a best of five, six games per set game of Mario Tennis.
Oh shit, Ryan V. Ryan.
On clay
Mike oh, all right, we'll do it. We'll play we'll play
Future and then run into this I just got struck by lightning
I want to get over there when I got zapped by the fucking thing
Okay, it turned me into a fucking frying pan or something.
I didn't even see what happened there.
Oh, I got no fucking spin on this thing!
I got no fucking spin!
It's impossible!
It's impossible!
Yeah, you literally can't get past the door. At least we can get some free points.
That was literally, I was focusing way too much on the magic missile coming towards me.
I think it's cute that tripping out of an airfield doesn't stop it.
Okay, lock in.
I'm literally stunned. I'm literally stunned. I'm literally, I'm literally about, I'm literally about frying pan. We fucking mog you. We mog you with the frying pan nonetheless.
match point
Absolutely incredible incredible play I can't even that incredible play. I feel like I learned something on that one
Can that I'm on a loss I gotta get some chicken potato either way
Dude, why don't tennis pretty fun pretty fun? I don't know also kind of infuriating, but pretty fun
For now, I'm going to send you over to, yeah, Loser has to keep Ryan, I'm going to send
you over to my wife's stream and I will, I'll see you tomorrow.
Later!