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02-23-2026 · 5h 01m

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[00:00:00] the
[00:00:12] state
[00:00:14] sets out as an ordeal
[00:00:19] Oh, he's singing it because I told him I didn't like when people sing it
[00:00:25] He's doing the horny one though
[00:00:27] Happy Birthday to you
[00:00:33] It's kind of like an exasperated one
[00:00:35] Happy Birthday, Mr. Streamer
[00:00:42] Guy running out of oxygen trying to sing Happy Birthday
[00:00:45] Happy birthday to you
[00:00:57] While he was on that extended birth, I can tell that he was squatting down and touching
[00:01:03] his balls in front of the floor
[00:01:06] and then coming back up
[00:01:09] She was doing that shit to the damn president man.
[00:01:16] Cor you just missed the Halibut performance.
[00:01:20] We run it back.
[00:01:21] We run it back.
[00:01:22] One more time.
[00:01:23] What happened?
[00:01:24] From the top.
[00:01:25] By the way we learned a cheat code to play premier faster if you are close to level 10.
[00:01:32] Oh the contracts right?
[00:01:34] Or whatever you call it.
[00:01:35] Yeah contract things.
[00:01:36] You do have to spend like three dollars.
[00:01:38] 3 dollars?
[00:01:40] I can do that
[00:01:42] Corey you must be there already right?
[00:01:44] No
[00:01:46] What level are you Corey?
[00:01:48] How do you even check?
[00:01:50] I can check, I can click on you
[00:01:52] You're sergeant rank 9, you're 1 third of the way to 10
[00:01:54] Oh yeah it would work for you
[00:01:56] We don't have to play for me
[00:01:58] Because Dan will also have to do this
[00:02:00] Dan's already level 10
[00:02:02] Oh shit
[00:02:04] I leave it up to the chat
[00:02:06] I'm going to make Kory do his, like, put money on his steam wallet if he doesn't want to.
[00:02:12] I have money on my steam wallet already.
[00:02:15] They are called, if you want to look at them up on the market real quick.
[00:02:18] I've left overs.
[00:02:20] Sealed Genesis Terminals, they're like 20 cents each.
[00:02:23] Where do you even, I don't even know where to look this up.
[00:02:26] Shift tab, go to, don't show your thing.
[00:02:32] It's Shift Tab and then it's...
[00:02:34] I like how they have a bunch of buttons at the bottom that don't...
[00:02:37] Like, how do I know what these are supposed to be, Steve?
[00:02:40] Is the MP7 like a T thing?
[00:02:42] I can't... Why can't I find the MP7 guys? Help me.
[00:02:46] I don't know how to do that.
[00:02:48] Like, you don't have enough T to find the MP7?
[00:02:51] Change my mind, Corey. Right-click Steam and go to a library or whatever.
[00:02:54] And then go to Community on the top and scroll down to Market.
[00:02:58] Yeah, I'm in the Counter-Strike Community Market.
[00:03:00] market. Yeah, just type in Genesis. It should be like the first thing that comes up.
[00:03:03] Sealed Genesis terminal. Genesis. And you need like 10 of them. 10 of them. They're
[00:03:12] 20 cents each, bro. No, it's more like the time to open them. It's 37 cents,
[00:03:19] actually. A Canadian. Oh my god. We don't need to do this if we don't want to
[00:03:26] play Premier. Are we deciding we want to play Premier? Because Ryan's gonna have to do it too.
[00:03:29] already got one you need more than well actually you did you open one already so
[00:03:35] basically what you do is it shows you a bunch of shit you just keep declining and
[00:03:39] just you keep declining through and then once you see all of a certain color you
[00:03:43] get a big chunk of bonus XP what it's actually good though shouldn't I buy it
[00:03:48] no because it you so you'll be something by it yeah but what if it's
[00:03:52] awesome
[00:03:56] but what if it's a smoke it would have it's like a red for two dollars
[00:04:00] i don't think that can happen
[00:04:02] some basic like i'm buying the experience right now
[00:04:06] yes that's so i like
[00:04:08] what i have to agree to the steam subscriber agreement
[00:04:12] every time you know that's
[00:04:15] does have to do i want to buy i have to buy ten
[00:04:18] You don't have to, but that'll get you, probably.
[00:04:22] All right, I'm clicking, I'm clicking.
[00:04:26] And you basically just want to have to do it too many times.
[00:04:29] That's fair, that's understandable.
[00:04:30] Hopefully you get lucky, because basically you see
[00:04:32] on the bottom right when you open one, there's some dots.
[00:04:36] If you fill in all of the dots of any color, but obviously
[00:04:39] it'll more likely be blue, then you click on that bar
[00:04:42] of dots, and there's a little button that says
[00:04:44] claim bonus XP that will pop up.
[00:04:47] once you've seen
[00:04:49] you just don't know my address anywhere
[00:04:51] it might sometimes yeah i would i would probably keep your all while you're
[00:04:54] opening these things to know no no no no no no no
[00:04:57] that's what i mean when you're in in in the steam
[00:05:00] bullshit
[00:05:01] if i wish that i finished that one ceiling terminal
[00:05:05] see i just keep declining
[00:05:07] oh my god why are they talking it takes a second it does take a second
[00:05:11] and then so i'm in here yet so
[00:05:13] and the he did spend the last five minutes asking if you'd be on time
[00:05:16] which is crazy. Yeah, I disregard that.
[00:05:19] I can't do it is decline.
[00:05:21] Not with my bullets.
[00:05:23] Italy, I don't pass.
[00:05:27] Not interested, bro.
[00:05:30] Nice.
[00:05:31] And whoa, oh, no, wait, are you are you telling me?
[00:05:34] Are you telling me these these cases that cost
[00:05:38] like six dollars to open can have something that's worth like three cents?
[00:05:42] Yes, that's them.
[00:05:43] the media is the opening
[00:05:45] Oh that's horrible
[00:05:47] The majority of the time unless you're fucking media
[00:05:49] But then it's actually good
[00:05:51] I know it's one of my skins
[00:05:53] It was a hundred dollars so I just listed it
[00:05:55] Oh shit
[00:05:57] When it sells I'll use that fake money to get a couple cases
[00:05:59] And like opening blues is actually good
[00:06:01] Because then it means you can trade them up to a purple
[00:06:03] Yep
[00:06:05] And then
[00:06:07] Continue
[00:06:09] I gotta thank you Ryan you called it yesterday
[00:06:11] You did call us sir. Especially if you ignore the fact that I called it every single time
[00:06:15] Yeah, I got some purples worth like 40 bucks
[00:06:20] Birthday by the way, thank you. It's your birthday. I'm just playing
[00:06:25] You know, I'm just joining really likes that song. That's why you joined singing it. Oh
[00:06:32] That's what I mean. Yeah. Oh do I got gone this thing click on the click on the blue dots themselves
[00:06:38] A Star Trek Purple MP9 is $55
[00:06:43] I had to open 3
[00:06:48] I got all the balloons
[00:06:53] Happy Birthday to you
[00:06:58] Chance is going to get some golds for you
[00:07:03] Holder and you've got some gloves to match him to happy birthday Apollo. Thank you
[00:07:08] I'll be honest and I already got my my gold gift yesterday
[00:07:12] From oh, yeah, did you dare not see that? I don't think they know oh my goodness
[00:07:17] Great play love the show man game up to show crazy to watch the clip
[00:07:20] You can watch the clip if you want brother come sounded like chibli when you joined the call you freaked me out
[00:07:28] Chibli's here
[00:07:30] What do you what do you mean Mike?
[00:07:33] Oh my god, Chiblee?
[00:07:34] Chiblee or is that Chiblee?
[00:07:37] What you mean boy, that might.
[00:07:45] We ready?
[00:07:46] That's good stuff.
[00:07:47] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:07:48] Apollo's the lobby king.
[00:07:50] Let's go on.
[00:07:52] Oh, I can hear.
[00:07:55] Nope, there's.
[00:07:57] I'm level 10 by the way.
[00:07:58] Even though I'm not the king.
[00:08:00] Oh my god, he's level 10.
[00:08:01] Are you level 10, Corey?
[00:08:02] Yeah, he got it all instantly to Premiere.
[00:08:09] I can talk Britishly.
[00:08:16] I want to remind you Ryan, the cases I told you about, fever cases.
[00:08:28] If you're setting up fever cases, can I tell you something awesome?
[00:08:32] Sure.
[00:08:33] I already got 20.
[00:08:34] I don't think I should open any cases.
[00:08:35] I've got two skins for sale right now.
[00:08:36] And when they sell, I will get...
[00:08:37] That's just when you're going back into the market, you know?
[00:08:48] I opened how many of those?
[00:08:50] Five of those?
[00:08:51] I got one purple out of those.
[00:08:53] Oh yeah, no those suck.
[00:08:55] In these cases they're all blue.
[00:08:57] would just do that for the XP. I am aware but I'm like this is an indicative of the
[00:09:01] luck I'm gonna experience while opening cases. Oh yeah, no I don't.
[00:09:06] You are a $1,000 knife man, I need to open cases. That's true.
[00:09:12] Can you accept my friend request just so you're not player anymore on my list?
[00:09:16] Yes. I want to be able to see your name and...
[00:09:18] Are you the begrudgingly counter-hella buck? No I'm just...
[00:09:22] That's me. Oh that's me. Oh okay.
[00:09:26] Do you want to change your name Justin for Premier?
[00:09:31] No one knows who I am
[00:09:36] The stream sniping sucks
[00:09:41] It's a safety measure
[00:09:46] I will change my name to Colonel Jestered
[00:09:51] Where can you change your name?
[00:09:53] Is it just your steam name?
[00:09:54] Yeah, it's just your steam name.
[00:09:58] This is taking too long.
[00:09:59] I gotta get a really long one.
[00:10:00] Big Feta Colonel Jester.
[00:10:02] I used to hear my Starcraft name.
[00:10:06] I'm Frey.
[00:10:07] Oh yeah, after we start CS, huh?
[00:10:09] I'll be real quick.
[00:10:10] What the hell is this?
[00:10:12] Peanut shotgun?
[00:10:15] Well, they have like some shit from fucking
[00:10:18] a hun showdown or something.
[00:10:20] Did you see the clip, Dan?
[00:10:22] Um, no, let me pull it.
[00:10:24] Do you have a webcam on?
[00:10:26] No, but that's okay.
[00:10:28] I want to see your eyes pop out of your head!
[00:10:30] You'll hear my voice pop out of my mouth
[00:10:32] if that makes you feel better.
[00:10:34] Like a cartoon dog?
[00:10:44] One of the best parts was during a premiere game
[00:10:46] so the enemy team had to see it, man.
[00:10:48] to see it man they had to see it.
[00:10:50] That is crazy.
[00:10:51] That is such a sick crummy spread.
[00:10:53] Oh nice man.
[00:10:56] Congrats.
[00:10:57] I was not sure I had to be done now.
[00:11:00] It's hard to beat that man.
[00:11:02] That's like a $90 knife man.
[00:11:05] I mean you can beat it.
[00:11:08] You got a pretty good stim.
[00:11:10] It does it spin.
[00:11:12] Dude it's so awesome.
[00:11:14] But you also just keep it in F.
[00:11:15] just like keep sticking his finger just a little bit in the night where I got a
[00:11:23] negev skin for you man oh what a negev skin what's a machine gun oh like machine
[00:11:33] gun with 50 bullets the one I've never touched I think you should put it on your
[00:11:38] loadout bro you know it used to be like $5,000
[00:11:44] like the gun itself like encounters or to buy it it used to be $5,000 man oh
[00:11:51] that's really something like something happened the negev oh yeah yeah that
[00:11:58] and like it used to be the power to you before that yeah they used to these to
[00:12:02] be much stronger I guess. And they changed how it works. It seems like everyone
[00:12:09] fucking hates it now. It used to be able to like actually you could like tap fire
[00:12:13] headshots with it. Bro can I just add what is what is begrudgingly mean they
[00:12:20] begrudging Connor Hellebuck what does that mean? So the full name is the
[00:12:25] begrudging Connor Hellebuck respecter and it means like being forced to do
[00:12:29] something against my wishes maybe not against my will but against my my
[00:12:35] wishes against your like more yeah I would
[00:12:40] see the respecter I got he was the goalkeeper right you played out of his board
[00:12:45] man out of his mind he did indeed he did indeed it is popped in case anyone's
[00:12:51] all tabs but you know
[00:12:54] I was seeing him called the only reason that the US won
[00:13:00] The enemy team is awesome at Mirage
[00:13:07] and we are not good at anything according to that little graph
[00:13:10] They are the red one and we are the translucent white one
[00:13:13] Is this our first premiere?
[00:13:48] way or we're gonna be bad no we're not starting Monday after our Friday we're
[00:13:58] waiting on the weekend on the weekend we had some pretty peak games I do think
[00:14:04] that when we're picking and banning we should only ban one of ancient or a
[00:14:07] new best because like we don't need to waste our bands on both of them they
[00:14:10] might they might make sense I don't really care about anything except that
[00:14:16] This is gonna give me a knife right here
[00:14:19] Bless this mess bless this mess
[00:14:23] Bless this mess with the crazy nine
[00:14:27] Okay, so y'all flash real quick for anyone who wants to know what a good a flash
[00:14:31] Well, I'll pile show me that knife. Give me give me some spin. It's Tim. I was spinning it
[00:14:35] Oh, I forgot that they could also be moving and shooting
[00:14:42] Ryan Ryan come here I'm on my way. Let me see some h
[00:14:46] H? Oh yeah. Oh, I didn't know you could do that.
[00:14:50] I'll be back there in a second to kill that guy.
[00:14:53] There's their op-ing us in spawn.
[00:14:59] Yes, though. This disrespect cannot be allowed to stank.
[00:15:04] I'll show you some other kids.
[00:15:07] We probably should have like learned
[00:15:11] what Justin was trying to teach. We could have hit him because they wouldn't let me anyway.
[00:15:15] that's okay it's just a nice flash
[00:15:19] uh... what do you want to do this is good this is kind of a b-rush
[00:15:22] there to that b-rush
[00:15:25] i'm gonna stop crossing my legs
[00:15:27] what i always see oh
[00:15:29] you're perfectly behind and i was like why do we have four
[00:15:34] this is this is b-rush territory brush
[00:15:37] i'm still crossing my feet but i on crossed my legs
[00:15:41] you know i do the same thing what the heck
[00:15:43] normally a legs crosser
[00:15:45] My feet are always crossed.
[00:15:46] I'm man-spreading when I play CS.
[00:15:48] This is me off to, because people think if you cross your legs, you have a small dick.
[00:15:51] I'm the man.
[00:15:52] You can actually-
[00:15:52] I love you.
[00:15:53] You jump more.
[00:15:54] You can actually have a perfectly average dick if you cross your legs.
[00:15:59] Cat.
[00:16:01] Oof, window.
[00:16:01] Got him.
[00:16:03] Planting safe.
[00:16:06] Kitchen, kitchen.
[00:16:06] Oh, cat.
[00:16:10] Two cats.
[00:16:15] Last one cat last one cat he's he's through. He's her window
[00:16:27] Are we going boys oh
[00:16:30] My god, I didn't put the MP9 on we don't mid right
[00:16:33] I'm a pics if we're galeon and stuff. Yeah grab smokes to smoke off like connectors
[00:16:38] Oh boys, do I got something for you? Don't worry about window. Oh
[00:16:41] When you're smoking connector make sure you get it a little high up in there so it's not
[00:16:52] popping bottom step.
[00:16:53] I'll take a look over it.
[00:16:55] Holy!
[00:16:57] Oh, he came out connector.
[00:17:01] There's another one in there.
[00:17:03] We're going to run past them.
[00:17:05] We're going to get up cat quickly.
[00:17:07] I saw a check.
[00:17:09] Get up cat as a unit.
[00:17:15] I'll watch out for there being a sneaky guy somewhere.
[00:17:17] I don't know.
[00:17:19] I do.
[00:17:21] planning open
[00:17:23] I'm in the kitchen
[00:17:28] Oh, come on. Give me more. Give me more. Nice. Nice
[00:17:36] I hear steps
[00:17:39] Cat apartment. Oh cat. Yeah cat one cat
[00:17:44] Nice
[00:17:45] Well that bull. Oh, that was the guy huh?
[00:17:47] I'm going to show you guys a good flash after I give Apollo this smoke.
[00:18:17] I need to throw it to me up here.
[00:18:19] Oh my god.
[00:18:20] They're mulling it anyway.
[00:18:21] See, you're like...
[00:18:22] Yeah, yeah.
[00:18:23] Yeah, when you guys are ready to go.
[00:18:24] When you guys are ready to go.
[00:18:25] Yeah, when you guys are ready to go.
[00:18:26] And here, look, if you wind up with this, like, lamp, you throw a flash right over
[00:18:31] the top of the lamp.
[00:18:33] You guys ready?
[00:18:34] Yeah.
[00:18:35] Okay, everything is going to be, uh, so unplugged.
[00:18:39] I've been flashed.
[00:18:41] They, uh, kind of pushed one sandwich.
[00:18:47] It should be the lamp area, as everyone is about to burst up, lamp guy throws some lamp
[00:19:02] flashes.
[00:19:03] Make sure you can buy next round, just make sure your minimum next round is at least 3700.
[00:19:16] I'm going to just, I think we just work picks here and try to be sneaky, see if we can get
[00:19:23] someone to make a mistake.
[00:19:24] I'm going to try to do that in Palace.
[00:19:26] Palace?
[00:19:27] I will camp lower tunnels.
[00:19:34] They have so much to do.
[00:19:37] Yeah.
[00:19:38] Oh, pushing, pushing, pushing.
[00:19:41] Got him.
[00:19:42] I don't know what he was thinking.
[00:19:45] I've been flashed.
[00:19:47] One stairs like a window.
[00:19:50] I'm smoking CT.
[00:19:51] You hold that.
[00:19:52] One's a window.
[00:19:53] CT's going to be so damn scary.
[00:19:55] I think in that situation then you just like all hold my hand where you want to go.
[00:20:02] Oh, jump.
[00:20:03] Behind.
[00:20:04] You want me to look behind?
[00:20:05] Yeah.
[00:20:06] Cause I'll cover you cover behind.
[00:20:08] If you're pushing jungle like that or the palace, what do you want smoked?
[00:20:12] uh...
[00:20:13] well we will
[00:20:14] jump back to do that
[00:20:16] and let's uh... we should be made control if you were uh...
[00:20:19] if you can get the window smoke
[00:20:21] yeah if you throw me an extra i can get window and i can get cat or i can get
[00:20:25] uh...
[00:20:25] now with us i'd say we just
[00:20:27] try to take care
[00:20:28] i get a get window and i don't have a smoke for connector and you make some
[00:20:31] broke unfortunately
[00:20:32] don't be committed to this blooms in the second i can throw us i can throw
[00:20:35] smoke
[00:20:36] connect the second that
[00:20:39] it should be a connector
[00:20:42] The window one missed unfortunately.
[00:20:44] Oh no, I suck.
[00:20:46] Oh flash coming?
[00:20:49] One window.
[00:20:50] On the roof.
[00:20:52] He threw a flash from window but then just didn't peek in.
[00:20:54] Behind? Behind?
[00:20:55] Yeah, they rushed out of A.
[00:20:57] They grabbed him.
[00:20:59] Nice.
[00:20:59] Good stuff.
[00:21:00] You got the...
[00:21:02] One connector stuck right.
[00:21:03] Close, no he moved left.
[00:21:05] Yeah.
[00:21:07] I can get another pick off something.
[00:21:09] Is there someone cat?
[00:21:10] Wow.
[00:21:10] I'm legit mad.
[00:21:12] Good job, Dan. Good job.
[00:21:13] One is catwalk might push up in peak.
[00:21:15] You might want to wrap around that.
[00:21:16] Hey, hey, can you give me some cover?
[00:21:18] Oh, they're coming.
[00:21:19] How did that happen?
[00:21:22] Oh, what the fuck?
[00:21:25] He wasn't even on my screen yet, man.
[00:21:30] Do I feel like you guys leveled up after a
[00:21:32] full day of Counter Strike yesterday?
[00:21:34] Oh.
[00:21:37] Wait, say that again, sir.
[00:21:38] I feel like they leveled up after
[00:21:40] a full day of counter strike yesterday.
[00:21:41] It's like 10 hours of counter strike yesterday.
[00:21:44] Like they got lineups, they got plays, they got callouts.
[00:21:49] And vibe.
[00:21:51] Are we going close?
[00:21:52] I'm not sure that this round, yeah, work on picks.
[00:21:55] We're pretty broke still.
[00:21:57] I'm going to walk under window and just try to be a little
[00:22:01] menace.
[00:22:04] I can smoke cat in here.
[00:22:05] I'm going to be that guy who's like, I can smoke this
[00:22:07] now every time.
[00:22:08] I'm sorry.
[00:22:10] They've smoked the apartments.
[00:22:14] They're pushing cat or something?
[00:22:16] One pushed. He fell back off cat now.
[00:22:18] It sounds like, nope, he's still pushing.
[00:22:20] Yep. Oh my God. That's crazy, dude.
[00:22:23] What kind of fucking...
[00:22:24] I can't believe I fucked these guys.
[00:22:26] I might get pushed here, whoever's with me. Careful.
[00:22:28] I'm gonna take... Okay.
[00:22:30] I'm running away from that, because they...
[00:22:32] I shot a guy like three times.
[00:22:34] I think they're gonna be pretty heavy on B.
[00:22:36] What oh I'm cat I think he was close to the very close
[00:22:43] Like outright outside the window. He's moving too close to you. I don't know one flank. Yeah
[00:22:52] That's a tough one
[00:23:02] Oh
[00:23:04] It felt like it should have been a headshot.
[00:23:06] 80 and 2, 45 and 1.
[00:23:08] How are you, Mike?
[00:23:10] Should be good, right?
[00:23:12] Almost all of us.
[00:23:14] On the screen.
[00:23:16] You could flex the bomb, bro.
[00:23:18] If we can coordinate this.
[00:23:20] Did you know you could flex the bomb?
[00:23:22] The big one is...
[00:23:24] The big one is smoking off jungle and CT.
[00:23:26] Those are the two big ones to smoke.
[00:23:28] I have no utility.
[00:23:30] I can only get one. Which one do you prefer?
[00:23:32] You get jungle, I can throw to CT.
[00:23:34] Jungle.
[00:23:35] I got jungle.
[00:23:36] I will go Palace.
[00:23:37] We gotta wait out the mollies.
[00:23:40] Make sure they don't push.
[00:23:45] Flash mid.
[00:23:47] Looking jungle?
[00:23:50] I'm mollied off in Palace for a minute.
[00:23:54] That's another down jungle?
[00:23:55] Holy.
[00:23:56] Another one in the jungle area.
[00:23:58] Another down jungle.
[00:23:59] We should have site.
[00:24:00] I was just saying there's only one left one left probably the B player if you can't play it right there
[00:24:05] Yeah, oh he's a steep herb sorry mid-mid-mid stairs
[00:24:09] on their path
[00:24:11] Oh, he's hurt
[00:24:16] Nice that's good stuff
[00:24:20] Oh
[00:24:27] Love to see it
[00:24:29] If you throw me a smoke there and tell me, so I can just pick it up like when I throw the first one.
[00:24:36] Dude, you know how to do it?
[00:24:38] I can get both stairs and jungle at the same time.
[00:24:42] Dude, are we happy to?
[00:24:44] I will wait for Alice again.
[00:24:47] I do have bomb, which is a little sketchy.
[00:24:50] But yeah, if you can get it right here in this corner, I will stand here.
[00:24:55] Perfect.
[00:24:56] Oh my god, it worked! Oh my god, oh my god.
[00:24:58] Oh my god.
[00:24:59] I thought it was a zero percent chance it was gonna work.
[00:25:02] Whoa, I don't wanna be clustered like that.
[00:25:05] I'm dinked.
[00:25:06] I got the guy.
[00:25:09] They did see bomb.
[00:25:10] Stairs and jungles should be smoked.
[00:25:13] Oh, close, close, close.
[00:25:14] He's close.
[00:25:14] Fuck, he got me.
[00:25:15] Bomb's down in a...
[00:25:17] Oh, two there, two there.
[00:25:18] Nice, another one.
[00:25:21] He's box is in sight.
[00:25:23] Yeah, he's far to the left.
[00:25:24] I'm just gonna run out there's one in that one smoke on site
[00:25:31] He's one stairs on site. Oh
[00:25:35] Welcome stairs. Oh
[00:25:37] Yeah, you gotta get mom. Oh, yeah, it's palace. Good call. I like this
[00:25:42] I can go
[00:25:45] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
[00:25:48] All right talk to me boys where we think he is
[00:25:51] He's he was last stares, so he might still be there
[00:25:55] He might go jungle or he might go deeper in the site. I have a smoke
[00:26:03] You're trying to get him with surprise here
[00:26:08] Oh, you're fine you're fine
[00:26:13] So now I got a smoke and what dream I would just try to kill him. That's your best chance
[00:26:20] I think he jumps back behind stairs again, you got 10 seconds so 10 times I'm gonna go
[00:26:31] My piece you can plant I got killed I'm gonna kill him
[00:26:43] So it went in you can plant there when we backed off like that you can go behind the box and plant you had time
[00:26:48] And there extends the timer yeah, he has to come to you if you get it down by zero. Yeah. Yeah
[00:26:54] We have to do a little poorer. Oh
[00:26:58] You're taking I guess I guess we got guns. Yeah, I could buy it. I guess we'll buy necks
[00:27:05] I'm gonna see I don't have they've been off and I'm gonna try this get a little night
[00:27:08] Yeah, they haven't been offing yet, but who knows I can just get the window guy
[00:27:13] We go peaking I want you to pick one there
[00:27:16] I got her back.
[00:27:20] Is this one down connector?
[00:27:22] Yep.
[00:27:23] Yep.
[00:27:24] Oh, that's from my friend I think.
[00:27:26] Cat from Cat.
[00:27:29] I got her back, Corey.
[00:27:30] God, he's her cab.
[00:27:31] He got me.
[00:27:32] You smoke connector?
[00:27:36] Molly from Cat.
[00:27:39] Molly and Ryan.
[00:27:42] watch a window
[00:27:48] all really easy super late
[00:27:52] but they made god what it that was like from work low
[00:27:55] a window window window behind behind a splash it
[00:27:59] was the where we're pushing what's behind all that's higher cross fire
[00:28:05] hiding
[00:28:08] sixty and i thought i shot him in the
[00:28:10] cerebral cortex man
[00:28:12] these guys are pretty decent
[00:28:15] now i don't know
[00:28:16] literally you two merchants we get me give someone else but i wanted to go
[00:28:19] palace again if we hit a
[00:28:20] i just don't want to lose bomb up there
[00:28:24] i'll give you a jungle smoke again
[00:28:27] the jungle so a we're the ideal smokes on a beside site
[00:28:32] uh... cutting off ct spawn is a big one
[00:28:36] And then Kat, the other one?
[00:28:38] Yeah, yeah.
[00:28:39] Let's smoke him off the stairs and connect her.
[00:28:40] Let me know when you're ready to peek.
[00:28:47] I need you guys to be like, you can't just be sitting there watching nothing.
[00:28:51] Like, we can't be doing that.
[00:28:56] Well, you think you're pressed?
[00:28:57] I lost my smoke, bro.
[00:29:00] I'm leaving Palace.
[00:29:02] Not sure where we're best off going there was one stairs
[00:29:07] Oh, it's gone got me reloading. God damn it. Nice pop. Justice. Thank you. I
[00:29:15] think you guys can hit a I don't know what's pushing you right after you heard
[00:29:19] them. Yeah, if they're just pushing shit, we gotta just play it slow and watch for their
[00:29:32] pushers. Oh, that's okay.
[00:29:35] How much more can you shoot them? Don't peek without a gun. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. People
[00:29:42] are reloading. Yeah, there's doing that stuff just someone's someone watch for the mid
[00:29:48] Rush and everyone else watch for the ramp rush pretty much. Yeah, if I'm gonna hold that smoke position
[00:29:54] One person should check that they don't come down the stairs. Yeah, that's fair
[00:29:58] How far in like maybe when you get up there you can ping where I should stand to watch and I'll watch there
[00:30:05] You just don't want to be in the connector. I might be quite B. So like even even like a bomb
[00:30:12] Yeah, you guys yeah plenty fine, this is perfect
[00:30:15] Okay, Corey, hold up for a sec, because I'm gonna throw my smoke to Apollo.
[00:30:21] Molly.
[00:30:24] I can't see because of the fucking fire.
[00:30:27] I'll show you how they like to be mine.
[00:30:28] Is that sorry I had to move?
[00:30:30] I had to move as well.
[00:30:34] I imagine they're going to start rushing behind us in a sec.
[00:30:37] Damn.
[00:30:39] Justin, I'll watch your backside here.
[00:30:42] Oh, I got Molly in Palace.
[00:30:44] And that really hurt me yeah, I'm weak. I got there a connector
[00:30:48] For sure. We got plenty of time for one minute
[00:30:52] I'm at 40
[00:30:56] Do we have a smoke for jungle or anything I could I have a smoke, but I don't know how to throw okay
[00:31:01] He just walked in and killed me
[00:31:03] You're ready then
[00:31:07] He's on the balcony
[00:31:09] I
[00:31:13] Boxes
[00:31:20] I gotta get that first one though, you know what you got to get
[00:31:25] What's that? I'm a little bit of this right here. This is the mental reset. That was a that was an insanely weird peak
[00:31:35] The final round
[00:31:37] you go on um oh yeah no guns i was gonna say we can go mid mp9 nexus i'm just gonna try to wait
[00:31:47] somewhere for one of their pushes and hopefully i think that's yeah let's just let's go fast be
[00:31:51] let's just go fast be right now right now yeah yeah we're like waiting and we're still dying
[00:31:56] very i'm gonna smoke uh cat we gotta go real quick was it yeah go quick go quick go quick
[00:32:05] I'm gonna try to smoke it off man This is a nightmare oh he's that bench
[00:32:20] I can't even get out of the smoke One once cat one site oh my god oh
[00:32:31] I mean, I never really wanted to call it, but that Peacock Palace was such a spark.
[00:32:47] It's three lines good.
[00:32:49] As my premier rank, I'm talking about like Morse code.
[00:32:53] Yeah, it's like tally marks.
[00:32:55] I mean, it's more than I got in my competitive ranks.
[00:32:58] Usually just get the one chevron.
[00:33:00] pistol round I'm gonna play B for pistol but I'm going back to A after first round right
[00:33:04] if you hear anything at A or see anything at A tell us okay three B is a bad for pistol
[00:33:13] sorry I just there's usually whenever you're calling something there's someone else one
[00:33:16] one a one a oh we're coming coming back two a yeah bomb a bomb a one B cat back in
[00:33:24] I'm Justin.
[00:33:25] Cat guy's hurt.
[00:33:26] Maybe towards Jumble too.
[00:33:27] Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, behind.
[00:33:29] What the fuck?
[00:33:33] You rat.
[00:33:33] Oh my god, I got pinched, bro.
[00:33:39] Come down, down!
[00:33:46] The whole game should be pistols, bro.
[00:33:51] One's going window behind us.
[00:33:54] real low on time with us kids. Nice Statrack shotgun you idiot.
[00:33:59] Sorry.
[00:34:04] You let you go.
[00:34:07] I jungle jungle. I got a bullet. Yeah, no time.
[00:34:12] In the future, I should have gone for the defuse, but
[00:34:15] I don't think it's going to matter on that one too much.
[00:34:19] That's our time. We save it.
[00:34:22] I don't know, do we force it up or do we save it?
[00:34:25] I think we should force up, because we're in dire situation.
[00:34:28] I'm forcing up.
[00:34:30] I'm going to play with you if you guys are around.
[00:34:32] All right, all right, all right.
[00:34:34] No, I'm going to go away.
[00:34:35] If you hear anything, be Apollo, like a single footstep.
[00:34:38] We aren't going on a windy walk here, by the way.
[00:34:44] I'm going to go on a windy walk.
[00:34:47] Hear nothing.
[00:34:49] Throwing fire.
[00:34:50] I think yeah, I'm Molly departments
[00:34:59] Connector connector made
[00:35:06] Careful of palace and stuff
[00:35:10] How did he not die I got two utile at palace
[00:35:13] I can't get him though.
[00:35:15] Once a connector hurt.
[00:35:17] One of them is real hurt.
[00:35:19] The two of them are real hurt.
[00:35:21] I'm going to lose me.
[00:35:22] Oh, another another connector.
[00:35:27] Nice shit, Dan.
[00:35:28] Connect that. Connect that.
[00:35:31] I think if they're not, you know,
[00:35:33] that was bombing bombing bombing.
[00:35:34] Yeah, I mean.
[00:35:36] You'd go through CT, go through CT.
[00:35:40] He's not listening.
[00:35:40] That's fine.
[00:35:42] I forgot what side I was on.
[00:35:45] Are you talking to me or not?
[00:35:46] I'm going to ride. Yeah, I think the both side.
[00:35:54] Oh, I was like, it's real obvious.
[00:35:57] I was like, why are my steps so loud?
[00:36:02] Seventy six and six.
[00:36:04] We are.
[00:36:06] And what do you think?
[00:36:07] I don't think we can do on this one.
[00:36:09] Yeah, not a whole lot to be done at this point.
[00:36:12] It wins 76. No, it's not over. What do you mean it happens? We're just get started. This is the comeback man
[00:36:20] Come back
[00:36:25] That's a good point chat hold the Molly till you hear them in the apartments
[00:36:31] it should be a debuff because they won't hear our steps
[00:36:48] I can't shoot shit, bro.
[00:36:51] I hit.
[00:36:55] Smoke cat.
[00:36:58] The plant beat.
[00:37:01] Not anymore.
[00:37:02] The bomb's gone beat.
[00:37:03] It's kind of nowhere.
[00:37:04] Aw.
[00:37:05] What a magazine for the first time in my life, I think.
[00:37:09] There's like 15 of me.
[00:37:11] So the knife, the knife out.
[00:37:13] I was like, I gotta cross somehow,
[00:37:15] because they're wallbangin' me on the spot.
[00:37:17] No, once you're in that but you've got to shoot him there's no crossing at that point. That's fair. That's fair. That's awful when I tweaked
[00:37:28] Pretty rough last round maybe you guys just want to like all swing me at the same time for fun. Yeah, I'll
[00:37:38] Have a great spawn for it, so I'm gonna go connect you to it. I'll go cat
[00:37:41] They're a great way to help the small man.
[00:37:43] Yep, uh, fire off.
[00:37:45] Eight times, is that what you call it?
[00:37:49] There we go.
[00:37:50] Bro, why can't I never get through this fucking window?
[00:37:52] Shot a little bit off. My deagle shots are bad right now.
[00:37:58] Oh, they're hitting it, I think.
[00:38:00] One's behind.
[00:38:01] Mox's.
[00:38:02] There, these guys, these guys are crap.
[00:38:04] What the fuck?
[00:38:06] MP9 was the wrong play for me, bro.
[00:38:08] Good game, good game. 58 and 3 with a Digo? Come on.
[00:38:14] Do you see that skin on that MP pun?
[00:38:18] The food change.
[00:38:20] In the air.
[00:38:24] Alright boys, that happens.
[00:38:26] I have 90 XP for that.
[00:38:30] The like 1 stack plus 3 solos, the chances are very high. All unranked. There's high odds on that.
[00:38:38] called the clickbait doesn't make any sense
[00:38:48] i'd forget uh... i put peloton might be going accident
[00:38:51] but i don't know what
[00:38:53] when you know that could be the move
[00:38:55] guys i think what you might like billion dollar business idea he did not give a
[00:38:59] fuck
[00:38:59] in fact he said the worst thing you can say which is it already exists
[00:39:03] chop a gang of that
[00:39:04] not i was trying to i was trying to ask you a question you left me on red
[00:39:07] uh... probably went to sleep
[00:39:11] my and what what is that are there my billion dollar idea is orthotics for
[00:39:17] people on the a u d hd spectrum that walk on their toes
[00:39:20] orthotic shoes for people that are obligatory obligate tow walkers
[00:39:25] is not just balay shoes
[00:39:27] now i think those are not sure if you
[00:39:29] high heels is what i said to you know how high you know that i'm a man wipes
[00:39:33] situation
[00:39:35] high heels that don't
[00:39:36] yes that's high wheels
[00:39:37] high heels
[00:39:38] you did say high heels
[00:39:39] it could be high wheels
[00:39:40] high wheels dude
[00:39:41] yeah
[00:39:42] what about a bicycle where like the front wheel is like 10 times bigger than the back wheel
[00:39:47] they have to go backwards mode now they need a really tiny front wheel huge back wheel
[00:39:51] and you got your ass up while you're probably got a crash
[00:39:56] you started like the gear 18 or something like that
[00:39:59] high heel high heelies is crazy
[00:40:05] high heelies would be fucking crazy
[00:40:09] oh shit high heelies
[00:40:14] you're gonna have a lot of black care going into that man you'd lean a little too far back
[00:40:20] that's not gonna go well
[00:40:23] Oh, I'm the fucking guy I'm never the guy never the guy
[00:40:32] To bless this time maybe a quick fever case
[00:40:35] No, just one. Please. I feel $90 of my steam on now. I need oh, it's sold. It's all yeah
[00:40:43] I have another one on the market penis gun a penis gun
[00:40:47] Damn, it's kind of that's kind of awesome
[00:40:50] some stained glass Mount Fuji Cherry Blossom Nova.
[00:40:55] That's not bad.
[00:40:57] It's going to look real good in a trade up.
[00:41:01] Hi-yah!
[00:41:03] Why do you go hi-yah?
[00:41:08] It's just a great thing to add to the end of any sentence, I think.
[00:41:13] Okay.
[00:41:14] It's like blam.
[00:41:15] I can see it.
[00:41:16] It is like blam.
[00:41:17] It is like blam.
[00:41:18] I love putting Blam in Job Job
[00:41:23] Whenever I hit the end of a sentence, if I have room I'm just putting in some sound effects
[00:41:28] I like that idea
[00:41:30] Bob Bob Vroom went really hard the week before
[00:41:33] We cannot play Dust
[00:41:37] We should ban Dust
[00:41:42] Dust 2 Band is crazy
[00:41:44] Look at their graph
[00:41:46] Why let them have dust?
[00:41:50] Make them ban Ancient
[00:41:54] Their graphs don't like it
[00:41:56] It would be really funny if we got Ancient though
[00:41:58] Look at these ranks
[00:42:00] These guys are 9000 low ranks
[00:42:04] I've never seen ranks that low before
[00:42:06] I've never seen ranks that low before
[00:42:08] Well, I guess we are playing Mirage, but we are warmed up on that
[00:42:15] If we lose this game, we will be solo ranked to be awesome
[00:42:20] So you are saying tactical loss is good here?
[00:42:24] Yes, I am trying to get to the draft
[00:42:27] Sandbagging yourself
[00:42:29] I am covering the ranks
[00:42:33] No, it's like 8000 rank. I've never seen some 4 digit rank before
[00:42:38] Cory you already see I hear godfathers Satoshi Kone
[00:42:41] Also for the B players when you run by always shoot this vent open. Oh, I thought you left it so we would hear them, but I guess
[00:42:49] You know makes the rotate harder. Yeah. Yeah
[00:42:55] Enemy goose
[00:42:59] Stream snipers
[00:43:03] That's so awesome.
[00:43:08] I feel like the case opening is a good sign though.
[00:43:11] Yeah, they're getting it.
[00:43:13] Maybe they're the kind snipers.
[00:43:15] But no, maybe they're just degenerates.
[00:43:17] Could be.
[00:43:19] Could be.
[00:43:21] It's crazy though.
[00:43:23] I don't even mean this in a negative way yet, until we see if they dominate us.
[00:43:27] But how can these stream snipers in a game that has a quarter million concurrent players or something?
[00:43:33] There's not a lot of people 5 queuing Premier Unwrecked
[00:43:38] Ramp is almost none of them
[00:43:42] One palace, two palace
[00:43:43] One upper hand palace sorry
[00:43:45] Oh my god I shot him so many fucking times
[00:43:50] I'm with you fellow
[00:43:52] God damn I cannot
[00:43:53] I'm in such a dire situation here
[00:43:57] I'm doing bad too, I'm doing bad too
[00:43:59] Oh there are ants everywhere
[00:44:01] I could not win that shot man.
[00:44:04] Oh, the second one.
[00:44:06] Oh my god.
[00:44:07] Well, someone's got to pay the iron price, right?
[00:44:10] What do I do to that?
[00:44:12] Only 58 and 2, that's so depressing.
[00:44:14] Save.
[00:44:15] Yep.
[00:44:16] Come on.
[00:44:17] Come on.
[00:44:18] Come on.
[00:44:19] Come on.
[00:44:20] Come on.
[00:44:21] Come on.
[00:44:22] Come on.
[00:44:23] Come on.
[00:44:24] Come on.
[00:44:25] Come on.
[00:44:26] Come on.
[00:44:27] Come on.
[00:44:28] Come on.
[00:44:29] Come on.
[00:44:30] The big thing is where it says like next round minimum.
[00:44:32] And then the buy menu.
[00:44:34] And then like super light buy might be like deagle armor.
[00:44:38] Yeah as long as you can still buy full gun armor next round.
[00:44:42] Smoked mid.
[00:44:44] Smoked mid.
[00:44:50] I hear hall or apartments.
[00:44:52] I'm going to rotate the B.
[00:44:54] Yeah.
[00:44:55] Going through their spawn.
[00:44:56] Can I?
[00:44:57] I think we lost Cat, right?
[00:44:59] Yeah, I should open this grave when you're passing. Oh my bad, y'all.
[00:45:05] Is it B for sure? Yeah. Got one B. Yes.
[00:45:09] That's the window grate.
[00:45:12] What are you talking about? One flanking window.
[00:45:16] Oh my god.
[00:45:19] Let's go. It's gone and 1v5.
[00:45:22] Slumped.
[00:45:23] It's probably not working.
[00:45:24] I've never shot a mag 10 in this game, no I didn't know I could do this.
[00:45:38] It's very much a good thing.
[00:45:39] You can just run and jump and shoot with that thing.
[00:45:42] Okay, it's crazy.
[00:45:46] Now we lock in.
[00:45:48] I'm locking in.
[00:45:49] I'm going to fire lower tons.
[00:45:51] Is that what it's called?
[00:45:53] Airamp.
[00:45:54] I knew what you meant.
[00:45:56] Alright.
[00:45:58] I'm going to be playing very passive here at full booth.
[00:46:02] I'm going to peek window actually, right?
[00:46:04] Okay, okay.
[00:46:06] Oh my god, they have a smoke lineup.
[00:46:08] He scouted, headshot me through the smoke.
[00:46:12] Just if you're curious.
[00:46:14] That's not going to happen.
[00:46:16] Happy birthday, bud!
[00:46:18] Oh.
[00:46:20] Cat, cat, cat, cat, cat.
[00:46:22] Cat Cat Cat Cat
[00:46:24] Corey
[00:46:26] Ice Corey
[00:46:28] We'll get a next time champion
[00:46:34] One more
[00:46:36] Cat Cat
[00:46:38] Mjallar
[00:46:40] That's one of ours
[00:46:42] That wasn't one of ours
[00:46:44] Is it still Cat or are they turning around connector?
[00:46:46] How does Kevin hit that shot?
[00:46:48] One's connector
[00:46:50] Engineering school Kevin when his cat I'm leaving now. Well, he had bomb. I'm gonna go through tunnels
[00:46:59] Underpass
[00:47:06] Well
[00:47:08] When is jungle and you might have one behind you can't
[00:47:14] Man that was fast. I love I've never seen ranks this low dude is owning us
[00:47:20] Yeah, I got gonna save one more not a lot shot. Let's make sure you can afford next round. Mm-hmm. Okay, I
[00:47:30] Will buy an MP9 and armor. Yeah, that's my play MP9 armor. Yeah
[00:47:36] I'm still with Apollo. I think it's good to be
[00:47:39] It's good to lose this one. Mm-hmm. I
[00:47:43] Mean see yeah, we're doing this up in 8,000 rank is insulting
[00:47:47] I tell you YouTube has been at like a huge net negative for society, bro
[00:47:52] You don't actually have to like work for knowledge anymore
[00:47:54] You can just inherit it from someone smarter than you and it's like how something we've never had smarter motherfuckers
[00:48:00] We're gonna do it in on
[00:48:03] Yeah couple of cat already
[00:48:05] Yeah one in the apartment. Yeah, there's three there's three stuffed in cat dude
[00:48:11] They are pushing cat
[00:48:13] They're out of pommits
[00:48:16] more cat and one going connector a
[00:48:21] they jumped out apartments
[00:48:25] let's go
[00:48:27] whoa
[00:48:28] you saw that one?
[00:48:29] oh good shot, good shot
[00:48:30] nice try
[00:48:32] sweat board
[00:48:37] oh you slidding, slidding, slidding
[00:48:38] I did
[00:48:40] yes
[00:48:42] one left
[00:48:44] I think Kitchins on it
[00:48:48] Primal scream
[00:48:50] Oh good job
[00:48:54] Definitely miscounted the number
[00:48:56] Yes, I thought that was the last one
[00:49:00] He did send a lot of adrenaline
[00:49:02] That's normal for every game
[00:49:06] Oh man
[00:49:09] Yamasaur buying an MP9 more, I think it was great
[00:49:11] It was kind of sweet
[00:49:12] Then again my headshots were 10, 40 and 20 damage.
[00:49:17] They've been really heavy, Cat.
[00:49:22] Yes, they're going to come to Molly.
[00:49:25] Mid control is big on this map.
[00:49:28] And if we're kind of giving it to them.
[00:49:30] I've tried to fight, but they insta headshot me no matter what I do.
[00:49:34] One apartments.
[00:49:38] You shot one Cat.
[00:49:40] cat oh there's another one low low low ramp connector oh they Molly did for me
[00:49:47] thankfully that was mine I got one there's still another one by lower
[00:49:51] connector. Oh, watch out. Two in connector. Jesus. Yes. Nice. We love this. Last one's
[00:50:08] unknown. I'm deep apartments. I'm saying real fast, I want to die. He was the
[00:50:13] The apartment's guy, so he's somewhere back in their spawn, could be anyway.
[00:50:19] I'm just playing and listening for bomb playing pretty much because I have 10 health.
[00:50:24] Justin, what's connector on this?
[00:50:27] It's where you're in right now.
[00:50:29] Oh, he's on cap, that's good.
[00:50:31] Nice, nice.
[00:50:33] This is connector right here.
[00:50:35] Yeah, that tunnel to the left there is connector, yeah.
[00:50:41] You take those.
[00:50:43] I need to I need to help my CT game.
[00:50:45] It's not going to last month.
[00:50:51] You could try missing every Mali apartments.
[00:50:54] And then I also struggle with that.
[00:50:57] So I've tried.
[00:50:58] They might try this time.
[00:51:04] Inefficient.
[00:51:04] Inefficient.
[00:51:08] You got you got made, Justin.
[00:51:10] Yeah, I got I got steps palace palace house. Yeah. God that was fast
[00:51:16] I'm gonna get the hell out of here. I'm I fucked that up. I'll go back to your CT. Apparently that's the play
[00:51:21] I'm done. Oh
[00:51:25] No, oh no
[00:51:27] Stupid bullets nice. I'm gonna go through spawn. I don't want to be jungle. I'm gonna come with you Apollo or
[00:51:34] I'm going to jump, what's going to jump ability?
[00:51:41] One chylus, I'm going to flash it.
[00:51:45] Two ones on closer to sight.
[00:51:48] That looked good to me.
[00:51:53] He was moving different man, he was moving different.
[00:51:57] 8000 rank by the way.
[00:52:00] I had shot a guy was not even remotely aiming at but I was like just disengaging and like pulling my gun away
[00:52:07] Tagged him in the head. It's great. 22 and one y'all 22 and one
[00:52:16] They keep purchasing but they're not opening I've noticed
[00:52:20] Mmm, just paying the sales tax to be a good patriot and then selling it on the marketplace
[00:52:25] I'm on fire
[00:52:26] Over time. Yeah
[00:52:30] Dude, this guy had shots from this guy every time.
[00:52:34] There's an AWP back there too.
[00:52:37] Yeah, I don't like peeking.
[00:52:41] Oh, what the fuck, man?
[00:52:44] You got three coming up, Kat, at least.
[00:52:46] You shoot out your elbow?
[00:52:48] Oh, oh, oh.
[00:52:52] How does it... I need to see a replay on that one.
[00:52:55] Take that.
[00:52:57] It was moving like that dude from The Matrix.
[00:53:01] You little rat!
[00:53:04] You see that dude's in a permanent sit up though.
[00:53:09] That really burns.
[00:53:12] 52 and 3.
[00:53:15] Came a little bit higher.
[00:53:19] I was going to play, I think passive is kind of all I can really do.
[00:53:23] For me, it feels salty, bro.
[00:53:26] in my chat are like uh many I shouldn't play premiere but we played premiere yesterday with like
[00:53:31] 20 000 ranked people and they were shooting worse than the people in this lobby so that might be
[00:53:37] some a little weird going on. We game gamers with like about the same honestly. Well I mean even
[00:53:42] the same gamers I'm making fun of our opponents can you be quiet please. Okay.
[00:53:48] Apartment's heavy. They're also also definitely going crazy in the tunnel. Yeah they're out
[00:53:54] uh... not outside in the back of apartments by kitchen
[00:53:57] that should
[00:53:58] on your body
[00:54:00] huge
[00:54:03] i'm trying to get sneaky gangster gem sixty nine is cooked
[00:54:09] does cat
[00:54:13] still want to play with your character
[00:54:15] bomb was a part of our bombers apartment
[00:54:17] talk to msherry
[00:54:18] cori's got uh... cat
[00:54:19] Can watch and I'm in I'm in connector.
[00:54:22] Yeah.
[00:54:30] Just sitting here.
[00:54:39] Bless this master.
[00:54:40] Oh, he's timing.
[00:54:42] Bless this. Where?
[00:54:44] The plenty of baby.
[00:54:47] Bunker?
[00:54:49] Embarrassing.
[00:54:54] I don't know if I'm towards the van or back site for sure.
[00:55:04] Oh, wow.
[00:55:05] One site.
[00:55:07] You sweat.
[00:55:08] Oh my God.
[00:55:12] It's a rough one.
[00:55:13] He's out of map.
[00:55:17] It's got to be this.
[00:55:19] There's no other way.
[00:55:20] They did, yeah, I saw him open last round.
[00:55:33] When did you get a knife?
[00:55:35] He stole it from one of his viewers.
[00:55:37] Yeah, he was gifted.
[00:55:39] No, it doesn't count.
[00:55:41] It doesn't count.
[00:55:43] I think if you're a decoy A.
[00:55:57] They're cat.
[00:55:58] I saw them throw shit cat.
[00:55:59] Smoking cat.
[00:56:00] All right.
[00:56:01] They called my bluff.
[00:56:02] Nice.
[00:56:03] No, they were two apartments.
[00:56:04] All right, they call my bluff
[00:56:10] No, there were two apartments
[00:56:13] Okay, I
[00:56:17] Think they might be moving Justin look did I get the bomb? I think I'm gonna stay on a or get off a
[00:56:25] Down connector bombs down connector
[00:56:28] Huge what damn I got some damage on you see here. Yeah
[00:56:34] Oh, cat. What the fuck, you know?
[00:56:39] Yeah, I'll make sure it doesn't come behind you, Paola.
[00:56:46] You can climb up in that window vent.
[00:56:50] Leave that trash on the ground.
[00:56:53] Where do we think he is? I'm sneaking.
[00:56:56] Last spotted cat.
[00:56:58] He has to go quite far to get the bomb. The bomb was on the ground connector.
[00:57:01] Yeah, I'm a half-life logo taste.
[00:57:17] All right, boys, stop the bleeding.
[00:57:22] We did.
[00:57:23] We did.
[00:57:24] stop this bleeding in CS in CS now
[00:57:33] go go go
[00:57:35] I'm a fire lower here
[00:57:37] yep
[00:57:39] we do the little things right
[00:57:41] mm-hmm
[00:57:46] lots of explosives
[00:57:50] I think that's a decoy, yeah
[00:57:52] Oh yeah.
[00:57:53] Are you playing on Catapala?
[00:57:55] I'm hearing a lot of you tell, hey, Tons.
[00:57:59] Fish.
[00:58:05] Smoked off.
[00:58:07] They might be hitting cat.
[00:58:13] Yep, no cat, two low cat.
[00:58:15] At least.
[00:58:18] Rotating around.
[00:58:22] Nice.
[00:58:23] Pond is still mid.
[00:58:24] There's one more down there.
[00:58:25] Oh, yeah, they did.
[00:58:34] Let's go, my brothers.
[00:58:37] Nice score.
[00:58:39] Last one?
[00:58:40] No, no, mid.
[00:58:41] I don't think I'm going to pick them.
[00:58:42] I'm actually with an AWP.
[00:58:43] I don't want to repeat them.
[00:58:44] Yeah.
[00:58:45] I'm sneaking.
[00:58:46] I'm almost gone.
[00:58:47] Keep it busy.
[00:58:48] I'm going to sneak.
[00:58:49] I'm almost gone.
[00:58:50] Keep him busy, I'm gonna sneak him.
[00:58:52] I'm gonna flash him?
[00:58:53] Keep him busy, I'm gonna sneak him.
[00:58:54] Flashbang.
[00:58:55] You might expect that, Dan, because you've done it before.
[00:58:58] Huge flash!
[00:58:59] Nice!
[00:59:00] He doesn't know about us.
[00:59:02] Let's go.
[00:59:03] Alright, alright, we're bringing it back.
[00:59:06] I don't even need anything, I got money, money.
[00:59:08] I'm good.
[00:59:09] You're getting our composure.
[00:59:16] I mean literally I'm I'm damage-mogging there purple so
[00:59:20] Feel like I'm doing my part. That's huge. That's huge
[00:59:29] Are you Molly and Dan yeah, I'm fine, okay
[00:59:35] Yeah, for own stuff here. Yeah, I don't hear as much mid I
[00:59:38] I got steps palace
[00:59:43] I'm going to early rotate
[00:59:45] Two palace, two palace
[00:59:54] One palace, one site
[00:59:59] He's up, nice, don't know last
[01:00:04] I threw it on accident so it's Justin's gun now, oh, what I got it back, oh, let me
[01:00:33] see that you provide a viper for the AK so much it's up to I like it better to
[01:00:38] uh I I have it you know yeah they're gonna go made again that's their bread
[01:00:46] and butter they do love it iron it flashing ramp or something or made maybe
[01:00:54] I hear apartments.
[01:00:57] Nice quiet.
[01:01:00] Cat.
[01:01:03] Good job.
[01:01:05] I threw everything I had to apartments.
[01:01:07] Yeah, threw a smoke at it.
[01:01:10] He's in there still, I hear him.
[01:01:12] Wow, well he's just walking the cat slowly.
[01:01:16] Fuck.
[01:01:18] I hate that.
[01:01:24] still apartment yep oh my god he shot me in the top of the head yeah yeah yeah
[01:01:32] two two both they're one one cat one apartment the top of the head
[01:01:42] this one's for you Dan
[01:01:51] give me a sec give me a sec let me let me chill a second how much
[01:01:53] You don't really have a sec. You gotta work it.
[01:01:57] Bad omen. Prove me wrong.
[01:02:00] Could be close right here, maybe?
[01:02:02] Nice try.
[01:02:04] I saw it explode, bro.
[01:02:06] W game sense.
[01:02:12] It's good. That was a good little stop of the bleed.
[01:02:16] It could have been worse.
[01:02:19] I think we do A this time around on pistol.
[01:02:22] I don't know just wait to watch out for that grenade insanity that yeah, we like wait a few seconds before you run out
[01:02:29] We've been the first and stuff. I'm gonna go palace
[01:02:32] If one person wants to meet on after that, but no one coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. You have the bomb Dan
[01:02:39] That's fine. It's fine. Okay
[01:02:41] Thanks for answering for him
[01:02:46] Don't see anything
[01:02:48] Oh, they waited a second to throw the nade
[01:02:50] We're ready to come out.
[01:02:51] One stairs, one stairs.
[01:02:52] Alright, let's go.
[01:02:54] There's three jungle, three jungle.
[01:02:58] Come on.
[01:03:03] Whoa, okay, come on.
[01:03:06] You got this.
[01:03:07] I got this.
[01:03:08] Oh, the China guy.
[01:03:09] You sweat.
[01:03:10] Ndnd.
[01:03:11] Jumped over my head, man.
[01:03:14] There ain't a lot of guys there.
[01:03:18] Yeah.
[01:03:19] What's the play lads?
[01:03:21] I don't really know.
[01:03:25] Don't that great at these eco rounds?
[01:03:30] Doesn't all can't palace for a minute.
[01:03:34] All is a bit nuts.
[01:03:35] I'm down.
[01:03:36] I mean, we could just wait until the last minute
[01:03:38] and try to hit a again.
[01:03:39] Maybe they'll think we won't be just walk the whole time.
[01:03:41] Don't make any noise.
[01:03:43] OK.
[01:03:49] Don't don't be peeking this either Corey. Yep
[01:03:53] We wanted so if they walk down they see this here. Nope. He saw me. All right. That's not good. That's how it throws the whole plan
[01:04:02] This is smoked
[01:04:05] All we're stairs stairs stairs boxes or whatever
[01:04:09] Depps come on Apollo steps coming. Oh
[01:04:12] Oh man, I swear I shot him in the head.
[01:04:18] Kind of a menace with the scout man.
[01:04:20] He came in looking right at him.
[01:04:22] He's there, he's there.
[01:04:23] He says one sandwich.
[01:04:29] You coward.
[01:04:30] There are one site, one's box is right outside of y'all's palace.
[01:04:34] He's jump shotgunning man.
[01:04:37] respect.
[01:04:45] You ready?
[01:04:53] A slow rapper.
[01:04:57] You heard one? Yeah.
[01:05:01] Oh, oh, oh.
[01:05:06] this nation you do died and you don't want to get killed after the time to use
[01:05:09] all your money
[01:05:13] you can't
[01:05:14] you can't
[01:05:14] i didn't know that that's good to know you get you get me at
[01:05:19] we don't lose all your money just get no money for the round
[01:05:24] i've exactly enough to buy a k and armor and that's it
[01:05:27] yeah work uh...
[01:05:29] work picks i suppose
[01:05:33] suppose
[01:05:34] I suppose I'm with you, I'm with him with you.
[01:05:36] Someday I'll most be low on that connector.
[01:05:38] I really don't want to deal with that scout guy.
[01:05:40] I'm going to go from under window to try to work connector.
[01:05:42] But let's just try to get that mid control.
[01:05:45] I'm throwing a smuckle, but I don't miss it like an idiot this time.
[01:05:49] We don't know how they play T side or C side here.
[01:05:52] One window, or what a back side, was that back window?
[01:05:56] I don't know.
[01:05:57] Window is just, yeah, that's window, it's window.
[01:06:00] One connector, one connector, it's hurt.
[01:06:02] Oh, he got me with the scout. It's scout connector.
[01:06:06] These stat trackers, yeah, one of them had with the shot gun.
[01:06:10] We want them to know we're under here.
[01:06:11] Oh, I see.
[01:06:13] It's in the future.
[01:06:17] Yes, yes.
[01:06:25] There's one cat with the shotgun.
[01:06:27] Fine, tell me when you're going, then I'll go when you go.
[01:06:29] Do we have a smoker?
[01:06:29] Anything to smoke off cat?
[01:06:31] uh... use money
[01:06:34] i don't want to connect it was probably jungle
[01:06:36] and it's not a jungle campsite
[01:06:38] this is a shotgun so we don't have to listen to him
[01:06:42] that's what i heard that's when the
[01:06:45] yeah he's not right
[01:06:46] do you have an aid
[01:06:49] nice
[01:06:51] cat we're going to a
[01:06:53] dicey
[01:06:53] i'll watch that i'll watch that you guys just watch what what what what
[01:06:57] he got me
[01:06:59] no no no
[01:07:01] I'm site.
[01:07:02] Oh, no, what's cat?
[01:07:03] Let's get right at it.
[01:07:06] Good shooting.
[01:07:07] Good shooting.
[01:07:08] That's what I'm known for, last guy is.
[01:07:12] Sites clear, sites clear.
[01:07:13] Jungle, jungle, jungle, jungle.
[01:07:16] What a flash.
[01:07:19] Damn.
[01:07:21] Peek, peek, peek.
[01:07:22] Watch, watch, peek.
[01:07:23] I'm gonna flash again.
[01:07:26] Or CT side, I mean.
[01:07:30] Let's get Tetris.
[01:07:32] This is Tetris.
[01:07:34] Shit, you don't have to watch this.
[01:07:36] He's not coming this way.
[01:07:37] You can go back.
[01:07:38] Yeah.
[01:07:39] Oh, you don't want to make noise, though.
[01:07:42] You stare, stare, stare.
[01:07:43] Oh, stairs.
[01:07:43] What the hell?
[01:07:45] Oh, oh my God.
[01:07:47] Yeah, good shot. Good shot.
[01:07:49] And not even care up there.
[01:07:51] It doesn't matter either way.
[01:07:52] He's got so much time.
[01:07:54] Damn, this is for the clutch.
[01:07:56] This is for the clutch.
[01:08:00] We go again.
[01:08:05] I'm gonna keep working lower to connector, like that.
[01:08:08] Ugh, I'm just shy of buying.
[01:08:12] Sorry, I was staring at Cal and I don't know how that guy's thinking for you.
[01:08:18] No, no, no, listen dude, I probably would have died anyway, so I'm not really blaming you.
[01:08:22] Yep.
[01:08:24] Is anyone gonna do this thing or me?
[01:08:26] Blame him!
[01:08:29] Blame in you
[01:08:34] Okay, that was pretty sick that was sick that was connector, but that was Scout boy you got him. All right. Yeah
[01:08:48] I'm gonna put the smoke to go down and I'm gonna try to be connector. You're more than over here
[01:08:55] Okay, that that's crazy
[01:08:57] Yeah smoke was going down there. I just find that bad want to connect her lower
[01:09:02] I can move it to the left when I was oh my god make it less
[01:09:10] longer connect her to the window that's insane bro on your great day window come
[01:09:14] on why do they want us to hate you know what
[01:09:22] Cal the cat. He's got a shot, man.
[01:09:26] Cat.
[01:09:30] Oh, fuck, I'm so stupid.
[01:09:36] One is D.
[01:09:37] The one D.
[01:09:38] Got mine. Got mine.
[01:09:39] The one D.
[01:09:49] It's our time, boys.
[01:09:52] You did say it was a good one to lose.
[01:09:56] Yeah. I mean it was very funny when I was standing in a spot and then
[01:10:02] with like a exactly the amount of time it would take for a stream delay to happen
[01:10:05] he shot where I was and then I
[01:10:06] one second later he then shot where I was again before.
[01:10:09] No way. Bro thinks he's Anton C
[01:10:13] from No Country for Old Men. Oh my bad. We double smoked. Oh yeah you got it you got it.
[01:10:18] There was that.
[01:10:21] I think I did so fast.
[01:10:23] I couldn't underneath. It was like on the bottom.
[01:10:25] Oh, yeah.
[01:10:27] Nice.
[01:10:29] I couldn't find anything because I was back too late.
[01:10:31] There was one behind us coming in.
[01:10:33] But I'm going to lead him off, I think.
[01:10:39] Where'd that guy die?
[01:10:41] Right here.
[01:10:42] Right here.
[01:10:44] Window? I saw some grenade window.
[01:10:47] window. Nice. I got two down to the flash. Where's bomb down? It's cat. Oh, cat. I hear
[01:11:00] one of you. Clear. Clear? Oh, okay. Never mind. I'm going to A. Okay. Go play it. Oh,
[01:11:08] I don't have a bomb. I do.
[01:11:19] That's so fucking funny, Ryan.
[01:11:23] Kevin Kevin, you've happened him.
[01:11:28] He he dropped a gate to pick up the shotgun
[01:11:32] and just chased him shooting. So fucking funny, man.
[01:11:36] I hit it with the full spread.
[01:11:37] headed with the spray i had with the weapons what i had with uh... everything
[01:11:42] you're going to be accidentally talk about crouching a couple times
[01:11:47] all i know that you know i know that feeling bro is it on the ground and
[01:11:50] i got sure i got you
[01:11:52] you can pick it up from the menu
[01:11:54] all you can
[01:11:55] you know you have a lot of bottom of the mind and you
[01:11:57] yeah it was like show the gun on the ground and then you have a small
[01:12:00] window or tons
[01:12:03] He's window left side.
[01:12:13] Oh nice, double-nade sandwich.
[01:12:15] Oh, he just threw something out.
[01:12:17] Right side of window, I think.
[01:12:18] I got B guys.
[01:12:19] There might be another.
[01:12:21] There is, he's by a kitchen.
[01:12:23] Yeah, he went right, he went right.
[01:12:25] Another one kitchen?
[01:12:27] Jesus.
[01:12:29] They went to it over real quick.
[01:12:31] might want to
[01:12:39] he's close left
[01:12:41] but it's really a lot i could say that i want to
[01:12:44] uh...
[01:12:45] uh...
[01:12:50] uh...
[01:12:51] but i don't think that
[01:12:53] but i don't think that the flash blows up in my face it was crazy
[01:12:57] The flash was like in your mouth.
[01:12:59] All right, boys, now I'm warmed up.
[01:13:04] I don't know about you guys.
[01:13:05] I'm warm.
[01:13:06] That might have been the best game I've ever played.
[01:13:08] That was actually insane, bro.
[01:13:09] That was crazy.
[01:13:10] You killed a lot of people.
[01:13:18] But it's also probably, I think it's the map I know the most at this point.
[01:13:23] Yeah.
[01:13:24] I'm not sure if you know what
[01:13:31] I said bro maybe we need us to
[01:13:35] all speak my language
[01:13:42] we can open one in the queue I mean
[01:13:45] I'll see you in a minute.
[01:13:49] How many have you ever messed up? Just open in one mag 7 blue.
[01:13:55] How many do you know how to play before you get your rank?
[01:13:59] You need to win 10.
[01:14:01] I'm the party leader, so you've got to tell me I'm the party leader.
[01:14:04] He's the party leader.
[01:14:05] It's your birthday. Of course you're the party leader, bro.
[01:14:10] I'm sorry, to be honest, chance right, I can't let a blue sit on the...
[01:14:13] Can you cancel for one second?
[01:14:14] cancel for one second on the page
[01:14:16] seven on T
[01:14:20] we can't let that I'm done you're good
[01:14:22] okay
[01:14:24] mp7 in replace of what
[01:14:30] I just replaced the shotgun with it
[01:14:32] I'm not going to be one more
[01:14:34] the knifeler says you
[01:14:36] I've moved it to my storage locker
[01:14:38] the knifeler says you open one more
[01:14:40] the knifeler speaks I listen bro
[01:14:44] God, imagine the clip.
[01:14:46] That would be crazy.
[01:14:48] Oh, imagine getting a Mag 7.
[01:14:52] Like, what's crazy is I feel like you're not even getting purples, which is like, those aren't even ever to get.
[01:14:56] No, he's had really bad luck.
[01:14:59] Ooh.
[01:15:02] Ooh.
[01:15:03] What if you got like one pink?
[01:15:05] There's like an angel who knows you have the most influence in this group, and so they're making sure you don't pull anything to make it look as bad as possible.
[01:15:13] It might be it might be a good for mankind to not get a clip of me winning a jackpot gambling. Yes, that's a good point
[01:15:22] On the other either either either you win
[01:15:31] On the other hand oh
[01:15:35] Get a balloon
[01:15:37] It's things it's things can't let that sit on the mental for too long we go again
[01:15:43] When you start rage opening that's when it starts hitting
[01:15:50] Oh my god it's the same one
[01:15:52] We'll cool off, we'll take a little cooling off period on that one
[01:15:55] That's like four of the same skin you've got
[01:15:58] You're on a generational cold streak, it's kind of nuts
[01:16:04] He's cracking, he's losing his mind
[01:16:09] Oh, man.
[01:16:13] That's almost a trade up, though.
[01:16:16] 100 blues equals a pink, bro.
[01:16:21] Is it really 100?
[01:16:23] Well, it's 10 to purple and then 10 purples to a pink.
[01:16:26] Oh, my God.
[01:16:31] How much are pinks worth?
[01:16:32] Like 40 bucks?
[01:16:33] Well, like I was a 10 of those equals a red, bro.
[01:16:37] Oh, my God.
[01:16:39] But here we have Corey, only five reds.
[01:16:43] Only five $100 reds.
[01:16:45] Yeah.
[01:16:47] Again, I think we only ban one of Anubis or Ancient.
[01:16:50] And then we ban.
[01:16:50] I don't want to play Mirage again.
[01:16:52] Yeah, we got to play Dust this time.
[01:16:55] Yeah, they're not good at Dust, but they're good at Nuke
[01:16:57] and Mirage.
[01:17:00] I love you so much.
[01:17:01] Yeah, it might be my favorite.
[01:17:04] Yeah, it's definitely my favorite.
[01:17:05] We had one of the worst games I've ever played on Nuke.
[01:17:08] I do remember that as well. I'm unsure at this point.
[01:17:13] If you open 50,000 cases, you're guaranteed a knife via trade-up.
[01:17:18] I think they're better at Nude, but I think we'll have a better time on it.
[01:17:23] I think what they're good at doesn't matter, because again, they're supposed to be low rank.
[01:17:28] There are 1 duo queue and 3 solo queues.
[01:17:33] It's crazy, we're not. I guess we're like the lowest rank 5 stack to ever queue in the history of kind of shows.
[01:17:38] Bro, they chose T on a CT side of the map.
[01:17:41] Like what do they do? They're literally doing Matt Hasselbeck. We're gonna receive him. We're gonna score. We're gonna win.
[01:17:46] And Luke is kind of a T-sided map.
[01:17:48] No, no way, man.
[01:17:50] You say that, but like we played yesterday and we were losing on CT and we were like, oh no.
[01:17:54] But then we were like, nah, don't worry, it's a T-sided map. And then we won.
[01:17:59] On T-side.
[01:17:59] five. Okay, that's literally four kills. Can you, uh, can you buy like the, the one penny
[01:18:08] skins and then trade them up? Yeah, but don't, don't think you can match your way into this
[01:18:13] third.
[01:18:14] Also, let's, uh, let's hit the ramp.
[01:18:20] Love to hit the ramp first.
[01:18:22] Hit the ramp. I got that good, that good front spawn. I'm so ready.
[01:18:27] I'm not even trying to be evil when I say this Corey, but there are people in like other countries for whom like the CS market pays more than a full-time job and
[01:18:35] They're gonna outcompete you on this every time
[01:18:41] I
[01:18:43] Wow, there's only one there you should be able to get lower quickly and they're gonna be coming down
[01:18:48] Yeah, he got me from heaven he jumped down ladder
[01:18:57] Oh, no, you guys are not even
[01:19:03] It's a game afk at the start. Oh my god. Is he AFK?
[01:19:11] He's moving now not bad, I would have stopped plant
[01:19:15] Look at the stop and power on that thing.
[01:19:27] Why is it got such a short handle?
[01:19:32] Grip?
[01:19:33] Grip.
[01:19:34] They're coming.
[01:19:35] Just hold this.
[01:19:36] Hold this right here.
[01:19:37] We have to talk a little about the flex in the clutch situation because it doesn't
[01:19:45] It does block, it blocks like your whole field of view when you do it.
[01:19:50] Fair enough, fair enough.
[01:19:52] We saving?
[01:19:53] Yeah, yes.
[01:19:56] You do ask that on the round that you always save on.
[01:19:59] Well, I mean we could push, maybe get a little Galileo, you know.
[01:20:03] We can't afford Galileo, so I don't think.
[01:20:07] Technion baby.
[01:20:08] What's the plan?
[01:20:09] What's the plan?
[01:20:10] Oh, there is none.
[01:20:11] Oh, okay.
[01:20:12] I'm gonna pick this one up and I'll be right back.
[01:20:18] One's ran. Did you make a mistake?
[01:20:20] I've been grenade-ed.
[01:20:22] Did you get that gore?
[01:20:24] Hot, hot, hot. One more and hot.
[01:20:26] That was embarrassing for him.
[01:20:29] Where's Viabin?
[01:20:31] I heard Viabin on the ground over there.
[01:20:33] Show me.
[01:20:35] We're Viabin! Oh, I thought I had him.
[01:20:38] Nice, Justin.
[01:20:40] One is still on site.
[01:20:45] Nice. Last one was like...
[01:20:47] Heaven. Heaven.
[01:20:49] Do you have bomb? Get down Vents if you can.
[01:20:51] I'm just planting.
[01:20:54] I have a gun. What the fuck is this gun from?
[01:20:56] Yes!
[01:20:59] MVP for dealing a significant amount of explosive damage.
[01:21:02] I love doing that.
[01:21:06] I might just let this gun ride.
[01:21:08] I don't think they'll have money.
[01:21:10] I'm going to get a few picks outside, boys.
[01:21:12] I'm going to get a few picks outside.
[01:21:14] Oh, here we go.
[01:21:15] Here we go.
[01:21:16] I'm going to be a complete worm on ramp in this whole corner with this SMG.
[01:21:22] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[01:21:24] A complete worm on ramp.
[01:21:27] It'll be a worm.
[01:21:28] A worm.
[01:21:30] I'm going to leave Bomb in Lobby so I don't lose it on ramp.
[01:21:33] I'm going to take your squeaky place, Ryan.
[01:21:35] OK, I'll play Hutt.
[01:21:37] Do I apologize I hear steps hot
[01:21:47] You sort of one lower I thought you were actively peeking that Apollo. Oh, I gave it up. I'm so sorry. No, you're okay
[01:21:54] I don't think anyone else is here. Yeah, ramps taken. I'm coming. I taught hot hot hot. Let's go. They're hop-down boys
[01:22:00] That was hot oh I'm sorry I'm sorry not hot any secret mission rescue op would you die
[01:22:18] damn oh he's just here Jesus Christ how did he get an m4 last oh my god he's
[01:22:26] He's on site, he's careful.
[01:22:29] It's planted for you guys.
[01:22:33] I'm not gonna peep, don't peep for it.
[01:22:41] When we hear the fuse, we both peek.
[01:22:43] Oh, he smoked, I'm gonna get in there.
[01:22:44] You gotta go, you gotta go.
[01:22:46] Woo! Nice!
[01:22:48] Nice play.
[01:22:49] Fun!
[01:22:50] Oh, thank goodness.
[01:22:52] You should be able to piss on the bomb to make the timer go down faster.
[01:22:55] Yeah, it goes down fast.
[01:22:56] Yeah, yeah.
[01:22:57] Oh, shit, you're right.
[01:22:58] It doesn't really make any sense.
[01:22:59] Can you explain?
[01:23:02] I dropped my gun down.
[01:23:03] Sell that, sell it.
[01:23:03] This stupid ass bomb.
[01:23:05] You want to pee on it?
[01:23:07] Hey, if you press six, it should pull out of your dick
[01:23:09] and you move like real slow.
[01:23:11] You move real slow.
[01:23:14] That's what they need to add to this game.
[01:23:16] Rock.
[01:23:16] Another way to put it, yeah.
[01:23:18] I think we can put an exacting ass rod most of the times.
[01:23:21] Down, down.
[01:23:22] Justin, did you just give me a gun with no skin on it?
[01:23:25] I picked it up from that. That's their fault.
[01:23:33] One of them's right here. Unless that was you reloading, Justin.
[01:23:36] I did reload.
[01:23:37] Squeaky. Oh, god, I missed him.
[01:23:39] I can...
[01:23:39] Yeah, one hot-fuse, sorry.
[01:23:41] Not your fault, but you distracted me.
[01:23:44] Sorry, Cory.
[01:23:45] It's okay. It's okay.
[01:23:46] Oh my god.
[01:23:48] Damn. Good kills, though.
[01:23:49] I'm whilin' out.
[01:23:52] You got one more.
[01:23:52] I'm gonna need it open. This is gonna take me one second.
[01:24:20] Let me get there. Just don't go in front of me because I'll bounce it off of you and native saw.
[01:24:26] Let me go down first. My body's worth nothing.
[01:24:32] Get down that vent.
[01:24:34] Smokes are a little far.
[01:24:37] My bad. Never done that before.
[01:24:38] It's okay.
[01:24:40] Get in there, get in there, get in there.
[01:24:41] I'm in the back with the bomb. I gotta get past you on the plant.
[01:24:43] Oh, I thought I had it. I was ready to plant.
[01:24:45] plant someone hide in that corner ramp ramp left side
[01:24:57] whatever you're not gonna peek I'm not gonna peek
[01:25:02] well two events one's going to the windows upstairs I don't have to call it
[01:25:07] right there yet yeah yeah off the radio
[01:25:11] Oh, one's above us on walkway.
[01:25:14] Nice, one's in the ramp ramp ramp ramp ramp.
[01:25:16] He jumped out of the ramp ramp ramp.
[01:25:20] Good stuff.
[01:25:22] Great round.
[01:25:24] Good, you got round.
[01:25:26] Hold on.
[01:25:27] No, don't kill me, don't kill me.
[01:25:29] Oh my god.
[01:25:31] Well done.
[01:25:33] Deliver.
[01:25:38] They were still not prepared for that.
[01:25:40] pause rootin ass
[01:25:43] i get it i get it
[01:25:46] now i know what it feels like
[01:25:48] fuck fuck fuck fuck
[01:25:50] go back to pics
[01:25:52] and uh
[01:25:54] yeah
[01:25:58] it smoked ramp watch for the push
[01:26:00] i'm gonna do it i'm gonna do it
[01:26:07] squeaky squeaky many squeaky
[01:26:10] Nice shot.
[01:26:12] Ah, he got me.
[01:26:13] Just two, there was two there.
[01:26:17] One deeke squeaky, my AK is down.
[01:26:19] Um, might be stupid. I died, Hut.
[01:26:22] I think Rampz... oh, one's in Hut.
[01:26:26] I fucked up.
[01:26:31] Huge, huge, huge.
[01:26:33] It's out Justin.
[01:26:34] Redeemed.
[01:26:35] I think Rampz clear.
[01:26:36] Yeah, come ramp down.
[01:26:37] I mean, in this case, dude, we got nothing else to do but this.
[01:26:40] I'm good at the game, do you guys know that?
[01:26:46] I saw a pink holy cow
[01:26:48] They're probably going to be downed vents right here I guess
[01:26:51] I heard drop on vents
[01:26:52] Should I plant?
[01:26:53] Should I plant it right here?
[01:26:56] Right here
[01:26:57] The random shot of the hollow
[01:27:00] No it's fine, just get it planted
[01:27:05] Not where the door was
[01:27:06] Nice
[01:27:07] Nice
[01:27:08] Nice.
[01:27:09] Nice.
[01:27:10] Justin, where should I plant?
[01:27:11] I pinged it.
[01:27:12] I pinged that.
[01:27:13] Oh, sorry.
[01:27:14] I had to see it.
[01:27:15] No, that's fine.
[01:27:16] It's just to get the bomb down as fast as possible.
[01:27:18] Because that guy opened the door and shot you if you had started planting earlier, you
[01:27:22] would have had your gun out by then.
[01:27:24] Gotcha.
[01:27:25] Oh man.
[01:27:26] Oh.
[01:27:27] Sticker capsules.
[01:27:30] Is that just like you put a sticker on your gun?
[01:27:36] Who's smacking the reporting hockey so hard?
[01:27:41] Someone's hitting me with like a 2017 start of an Isaac episode flow
[01:27:49] Ramp empty ramp empty nope not empty not empty. He's a little lit
[01:27:58] Wow, I'm shocked
[01:28:02] There you go, I'll smoke
[01:28:06] I only see left Cory if you want well I was gonna say you could hold them going
[01:28:10] down event like if you want to just keep watching squeaky from the govents at
[01:28:13] them and then going them in the vent in a moment yeah here well oh he killed me
[01:28:18] he was on site nice behind you I think we're
[01:28:25] Oh, he's coming around. He's going ramp. He's going ramp close to Ryan
[01:28:33] Well, yeah, that's
[01:28:36] He's very lit
[01:28:40] Nice
[01:28:43] Almost traded decided Ryan damn
[01:28:47] BAM!
[01:28:49] Have we done a lot outside yet?
[01:28:54] Nope.
[01:28:55] I keep trying to jump in the silo and I fail and I really get self-conscious.
[01:28:59] I'm dropping bomb.
[01:29:00] I'm going to go up on the silo and it's not to rub it in your face.
[01:29:03] Okay, thank you.
[01:29:04] Or I'm sorry.
[01:29:06] Oh my gosh.
[01:29:08] Holy.
[01:29:09] Okay, we'll open them.
[01:29:10] I don't think those are expensive capsules.
[01:29:14] money spread
[01:29:18] you know it's squeaky
[01:29:20] I'm gonna be sorry he's garage is
[01:29:22] trying to get down those stairs and take
[01:29:24] lower from there you're gonna go outside
[01:29:26] Cory with them
[01:29:28] yeah yeah yeah
[01:29:29] okay but this thing
[01:29:33] oh god he's just here he's just here
[01:29:35] he's down the stairs
[01:29:37] don't go down there don't go down there
[01:29:39] behind behind be careful
[01:29:41] Ha, this this is the Dan vehemently ignores Justin.
[01:29:46] No, no, no, stop.
[01:29:48] I started to stop.
[01:29:49] It was too late.
[01:29:53] What do you think, playa?
[01:29:54] Go down.
[01:29:55] Is there.
[01:29:57] As only one guy, the game changed a lot there.
[01:30:01] I'm going to drop a flash down here and pick it.
[01:30:05] And he wasn't there.
[01:30:06] That's not completely unknown.
[01:30:07] I think we go lower with it.
[01:30:09] I was going to say upper, but OK.
[01:30:11] I think he is hiding behind the vent or something
[01:30:13] Don't you know that I disagree with you at all?
[01:30:15] My bad y'all
[01:30:16] Did you see him?
[01:30:17] No
[01:30:18] This pipe was kinda like CT coded
[01:30:20] You may have heard that
[01:30:21] That's not all so pilot
[01:30:23] Let's go, let's go quick
[01:30:25] There he is
[01:30:26] There he is, there he is left
[01:30:27] Nice
[01:30:28] Oh that's not the planting spot
[01:30:31] Nope, nope
[01:30:33] I was so ready to get us some extra money
[01:30:35] Not even close
[01:30:36] I was so ready
[01:30:37] Dude we were gonna get so paid off of that
[01:30:40] You're going to get so paid off of that.
[01:30:43] Yeah, I'm going to work some picks outside.
[01:30:46] Believe in you.
[01:30:46] Yeah, yeah.
[01:30:49] Huge, huge.
[01:30:49] I think the same kind of setup.
[01:30:50] Put one or two weight in lobby for the rushes.
[01:30:52] The rest of us do little picks.
[01:30:53] Yeah.
[01:30:55] Oh, damn.
[01:30:55] Bring it on, Paula.
[01:30:56] There come the stickers.
[01:30:59] I'm going to go silo again.
[01:31:05] Sorry, Paula, I'll give you the bomb.
[01:31:08] It's OK.
[01:31:10] You want to go ramp?
[01:31:12] One's in the garage, Dan, in there.
[01:31:14] Okay.
[01:31:15] Squeaky down, one guy squeaky.
[01:31:17] Oh, one, one.
[01:31:18] He's one shot in, uh, hut.
[01:31:21] I dropped bomb.
[01:31:22] I got it, I got it.
[01:31:25] Good piece.
[01:31:26] Nice.
[01:31:27] I'm lit.
[01:31:29] I got medkit.
[01:31:31] I'm gonna smoke off me.
[01:31:34] Maybe we take after.
[01:31:35] I have bomb, I have bomb and hut.
[01:31:36] I'm going to flash this one and we're going to run out.
[01:31:43] I'm in hut.
[01:31:49] One was out of garage.
[01:31:50] Plant bomb?
[01:31:51] We're smoked of all time.
[01:31:52] That's all right.
[01:31:53] That just took way too long.
[01:31:54] You said plant and I went and planted.
[01:31:55] No, I'm just saying.
[01:32:26] I am poor, finally, can you buy me just one?
[01:32:33] Thank you!
[01:32:34] I'm trying to work into a ramp guy again.
[01:32:37] Ranky push first and Dicey in my case for me.
[01:32:41] Push ramp?
[01:32:42] Push ramp?
[01:32:43] I see, look, that's how it works.
[01:32:44] If they smoke it, I think they're going to smoke it.
[01:32:46] I haven't seen them in a single time, I must have missed it, that's okay.
[01:32:52] doesn't look like it. We need to do not. Nope, nope, nope, nope.
[01:32:57] I'm going to give you one more because yours coming when I'm in the house.
[01:33:03] I'm sorry. I know what I did there. I apologize for it immediately.
[01:33:07] Oh, why are you pulling life from the door open?
[01:33:10] Hut, hut, hut, hut, hut!
[01:33:12] Hike!
[01:33:14] I'm doing a bad job. I'm sorry.
[01:33:18] I'm going to smoke off Mini, but we're going to go ramp, I think.
[01:33:21] I'm not sure if he's going to be able to get through the ramp.
[01:33:23] Is that you just shot for him?
[01:33:24] Because if not, that was him on top of the hut.
[01:33:26] You shot well, he just bored me with his also one here.
[01:33:28] He's only one ramp at most.
[01:33:30] He's back ramped.
[01:33:31] Oh my god, oh my god.
[01:33:32] We're both like very on the other side.
[01:33:33] Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
[01:33:34] It really is hot, hot blue for him.
[01:33:36] I'm going to flash him, flashing.
[01:33:37] I'm going to flash him.
[01:33:38] He went down.
[01:33:39] He's either behind that red box or he went up.
[01:33:42] He just went through ramp.
[01:33:43] He just went through ramp.
[01:33:44] He just went through ramp.
[01:33:45] Let's go up ladder.
[01:33:46] Up ladder.
[01:33:47] Are you going to the upper?
[01:33:48] Yes.
[01:33:49] Okay.
[01:33:50] see I get ready to come up for this guy was sitting on hood I think he would
[01:33:55] have heard me I heard some guy go down I think you went down to flash ramp and I
[01:33:58] heard a guy go down vents all right I'm just going you drop some plant oh my
[01:34:01] god I will lose my mind I gotta be honest I didn't know you were there
[01:34:09] Jesus right I think they're both coming ladder I shouldn't have done that my
[01:34:13] I'm just flashing and stuff and now I'm moving away so he doesn't kill me okay here's to
[01:34:27] you yeah I called us a mini sorry he's outside that was crazy oh nice prefire it's
[01:34:36] planted in the back right yes he's got no time
[01:34:43] quickie oh yeah we got it we got it oh my god what I thought they would go
[01:34:52] further yeah yeah yeah yeah I agree yeah it's purple yes that's the spirit
[01:35:00] Bro
[01:35:06] You know there's been some disjointed plays, but it's 7-3 that's pretty good
[01:35:13] All right, boys Justin where you want me brother oh
[01:35:18] You can watch for outside push you watch for her push
[01:35:20] We're let's just keep they keep pushing like into hut and stuff like that
[01:35:23] I think we just yeah, yeah, they make mistakes, and then we play off the mistakes. I've been doing good at squeaky
[01:35:28] that's hot right there this is squeaky hud hud there that's behind you there to
[01:35:33] your right I'm watching I'm watching guys yeah that's hot names on and so Ryan's
[01:35:38] like yes purple and oh you know scene I mean if there was one of us that was
[01:35:50] gonna be in the files you adjusted I was like even that she was going down
[01:35:56] What oh, please get there
[01:36:07] See again goddammit Jesus we just I
[01:36:11] Something this is the play we just gotta I didn't realize I was watching outside. I thought we had an opera bro. I am I am broke for last
[01:36:18] I'm also broke for last, but I just mean I'm gonna get for people. Yeah follow me and take my gun
[01:36:22] We could do the neat thing again and try to just go down Vince quick.
[01:36:26] I can't even afford a smoke.
[01:36:28] I got it.
[01:36:29] I got all the stuff for it.
[01:36:30] Okay.
[01:36:31] We could do it.
[01:36:32] We should manipulate the counter strike market, bro.
[01:36:37] Just buy like a thousand cases and then go live and tell our audience that that's
[01:36:41] the best case.
[01:36:42] Get down the vents, down the vents.
[01:36:45] In Minecraft.
[01:36:46] In Minecraft.
[01:36:47] I can't see.
[01:36:48] I can't see.
[01:36:49] Oh my god.
[01:36:50] Oh my god.
[01:36:51] Alright, everyone's just in a fucking pile.
[01:36:53] It's over.
[01:36:54] I can't see the vent.
[01:36:56] Is Squeaky closed or something?
[01:36:58] Why can't I go back?
[01:36:59] I just...
[01:37:00] I walked right in.
[01:37:01] What happened to you guys?
[01:37:03] Jesus Christ.
[01:37:04] I don't know.
[01:37:05] I got body blocks and stuff and then blew up.
[01:37:08] I have no idea how I'm supposed to get in the vent
[01:37:10] if I can't see the vent.
[01:37:11] I'm sorry.
[01:37:12] What the hell?
[01:37:14] That's a rough case.
[01:37:16] The rush didn't go as planned.
[01:37:19] You didn't go as planned, okay?
[01:37:21] We win these.
[01:37:22] Hahaha.
[01:37:29] There's another one, I think.
[01:37:30] It's slumped, bro.
[01:37:31] Slop.
[01:37:32] Oh, I'm lying, I'm lying.
[01:37:37] Yes!
[01:37:40] Behind you?
[01:37:43] Hmm.
[01:37:44] That's probably a ramp, actually, but he'll eventually come behind you.
[01:37:47] You got time.
[01:37:49] I
[01:37:54] Can I probably just watch them bomb
[01:37:59] You gotta you gotta you gotta time
[01:38:05] There's bomb lobby. Yep. Mm-hmm. Oh shit. I was so hoping you'd not really swag, right?
[01:38:14] Flash out
[01:38:19] I
[01:38:26] It's the the clip is funnier from my perspective because you guys are all just running in place into each other in a corner
[01:38:33] Just walk down the open vent like with no hesitation at all
[01:38:39] Like the vent was open
[01:38:42] Outside just playing floor
[01:38:43] Go outside in these. I'm usually a ramp boy. I play
[01:38:46] If Dan calls outside, you also drop lower and try to get in those back halls quick.
[01:38:59] I'm smart smart
[01:39:03] Speaks I got one outside
[01:39:17] They're like super down in upper super lit in upper it was chaos
[01:39:23] Yeah, I believe
[01:39:25] he might try to be a real sneak and go lower but I'll just stay here heaven in
[01:39:29] case he wraps it well the bombs on Apollo
[01:39:38] if he hasn't shown you anything that is what he's doing I mean that's a good
[01:39:42] time you got to celebrate that yeah I'll just clear it oh yeah oh my god nice
[01:39:52] Well, at least it's a different blue, y'all. It's a different blue.
[01:39:55] All right, all right!
[01:40:00] I never heard that voice line before.
[01:40:02] Uh...
[01:40:04] Uh, I'm gonna Mp9.
[01:40:07] You know what?
[01:40:09] When you got the money, buy the gun, you know?
[01:40:12] Mp9 is kind of sick, man.
[01:40:14] It's nice.
[01:40:15] I meant to buy Mp7.
[01:40:17] I did it.
[01:40:19] Well, you got two numbers higher, so.
[01:40:24] Two, three, four.
[01:40:29] Oh, I think.
[01:40:33] That's what may have gotten down.
[01:40:37] Yeah, he's flying lower.
[01:40:39] Oh my god, plant money? No.
[01:40:41] He literally gave you the greatest line to kill him.
[01:40:48] I have no why why would he open the door bro yeah it is a little crazy that
[01:40:54] was a crazy round
[01:41:00] diffuse money
[01:41:07] yes yes
[01:41:12] Oh, you got a pig?
[01:41:14] Piggy, piggy!
[01:41:15] What's the flow? Is it factory new?
[01:41:17] No, it's searing rage.
[01:41:19] It looks scratched as fuck.
[01:41:20] You can ask somebody a little explanation point of the rage.
[01:41:24] It's searing rage.
[01:41:25] But that clears my slate.
[01:41:29] So now I can trade up my slate.
[01:41:30] That gives us to another pink.
[01:41:31] Holy shit.
[01:41:35] Flash up top.
[01:41:38] They've grenade squeaky.
[01:41:42] flash me man oh they're smoking ramp oh you walk through what does another one
[01:41:53] you coward one outside try not to attack teammates fuck you because Dan went out
[01:41:59] I mean I lost many I lost many that's okay I'm looking one's in hot shit yeah
[01:42:06] Yeah, I think they're gonna hit upper.
[01:42:07] Yeah, core amdaling.
[01:42:12] Okay, they're up utility in the fuck out of this.
[01:42:19] The planting upper?
[01:42:21] Because I made some horrible plays, I'm just gonna be dead ass with you.
[01:42:25] I gotta crank up the sensitivity on my mouse button.
[01:42:33] Martin should be lit.
[01:42:36] One of them should still be lit.
[01:42:38] I feel like he's coming up the ladder behind you.
[01:42:40] Yeah, you guys gotta think about using the system.
[01:42:43] There's plenty of not-for-them.
[01:42:46] Okay, we send it.
[01:42:47] He's low.
[01:42:54] You got it?
[01:42:56] He's got a kit. Good job.
[01:42:58] Stay alive.
[01:43:00] Nice!
[01:43:01] It came.
[01:43:02] Holy shit.
[01:43:03] Holy shit.
[01:43:04] That doesn't open.
[01:43:05] I don't have time I don't have time gotta be score it up store it up store it up or next time
[01:43:13] And the way I lost that round for us
[01:43:18] That round was so bad
[01:43:30] I'll Molly this time. Oh, oh you doing for a loop there
[01:44:05] I think oh they're in upper. What is happening fuck?
[01:44:10] I'm down here. Yeah, I know that I know no no no team no team cohesion between them
[01:44:18] We open on that those place. Ah
[01:44:24] You got the time
[01:44:27] This ticket my kids right in front of you. Oh, you could pick it up. Yeah, you just walk over it
[01:44:34] Sorry, I'm still learning where did they go lower from?
[01:44:39] Walked outside. I thought you get eyes on it. I mean, we saw them go secret and said nothing
[01:44:45] No, I missed a shot. I missed a shot. Yeah, but you're gonna go in
[01:44:53] I can't afford a single grenade
[01:45:04] I miss the shot is a crazy response
[01:45:07] I was late this time on the gun
[01:45:15] yeah you go for it one squeaky there's a squeaky two two outside got one
[01:45:19] two off going ramp I lost I lost squeaky
[01:45:26] that upper they're going lower going lower yes
[01:45:30] I'm going to walk outside.
[01:45:37] He's on silo wall.
[01:45:43] Oh, God, good eye.
[01:45:48] Nice.
[01:45:49] That guy was silo outside.
[01:45:51] So he's probably coming through.
[01:45:52] He's huge.
[01:45:53] Or vent.
[01:45:54] Do we have bomb down?
[01:45:55] Yes.
[01:45:56] Okay.
[01:45:57] That was a crazy call.
[01:45:59] a crazy call where I'll just sit like inside or something you're open way too
[01:46:04] much stuff right now I don't know really where they can come down in that corner
[01:46:09] even you just don't want to be exposed to like nine spots okay
[01:46:18] if he gets bomb and goes back up or y'all will be running he doesn't have
[01:46:23] time you're gonna open that case based off that last good round you had already
[01:46:27] I got a blue, unfortunately.
[01:46:30] Got to save the last one for the perfect time.
[01:46:34] He threw it, and he's still here.
[01:46:35] He's still here.
[01:46:36] He's still here.
[01:46:42] He went back up the ladder.
[01:46:43] He's going to plant the stairs.
[01:46:44] The sound of this game is horrible.
[01:46:45] It sounds like he's right on me.
[01:46:47] Rose got the damn blundestones on for sure.
[01:46:49] Oh, don't hurt him with that knife.
[01:46:54] let me so let me see it
[01:46:57] and yeah
[01:46:59] oh man
[01:47:03] where he's a little lit he's just right in the same
[01:47:06] oh my god
[01:47:08] sorry we win these like we win this one bullet
[01:47:12] I hit him
[01:47:14] it's only one bullet 24
[01:47:16] oh my god he had like 10 HP
[01:47:20] I'm broke
[01:47:24] I get a little panicked in those situations, not gonna lie.
[01:47:32] I didn't think that he was gonna have time to get back up, but I just don't understand
[01:47:35] this map still.
[01:47:36] They made it squeaky.
[01:47:44] I got two outside, two outside.
[01:47:47] I'm just not here for it, I never come here.
[01:47:49] One more squeaky at least.
[01:47:50] One got down ramp.
[01:47:53] They're going lower than I'm bad. I'm bad ones in mini with AK. He smoked the ramp
[01:48:04] Dang it
[01:48:07] What am I a platinum
[01:48:17] No, no, no, no and you push me off that
[01:48:22] Oh, I'm not buying a D go anymore.
[01:48:25] I thought was it saving?
[01:48:30] Yeah, save right.
[01:48:31] OK.
[01:48:33] It's so much coming me up.
[01:48:34] Are they they've been sending to all go.
[01:48:36] Let's all go.
[01:48:37] It's a safe round.
[01:48:38] Let's meet it.
[01:48:38] We'll see outside and we're not the need outside.
[01:48:41] Confirmed.
[01:48:41] You want to lob it at those boxes that are like pretty deep.
[01:48:45] I'm in position.
[01:48:47] Oh, I said that these boys have got that.
[01:48:49] I don't know what button even makes that happen.
[01:48:52] I
[01:48:55] Wrote right there. Oh my god. I love the geometry dude
[01:49:02] Hello, would it bounce back?
[01:49:05] Flashed my life. Fuck. I'm kind of in the same boat. What is upper-inner? Oh
[01:49:14] Sorry, how long did you get Dylan you please upper-upper court?
[01:49:22] Let's go, boys!
[01:49:24] Galeel's that track.
[01:49:28] And he went in the hut.
[01:49:29] Yeah, I'm trying to chase this guy.
[01:49:33] Huge.
[01:49:35] He's outside garage area.
[01:49:37] It's the last guy, it's the last guy.
[01:49:41] He's just smoking you up to the lower, I think.
[01:49:44] Could be a big brain play too.
[01:49:46] He might just wait.
[01:49:47] Let's see, how do we respect blue?
[01:49:49] You, you watch.
[01:49:51] He's not gonna come up that bad.
[01:49:52] Yeah, no, no, no, I was waiting for him to pop out of the smoke there.
[01:49:55] He's not going to do that either.
[01:49:57] The smoke is to keep you in here, not to let him come in.
[01:50:01] Because that's fair.
[01:50:04] Or you think?
[01:50:05] Waiting out there.
[01:50:08] You haven't heard anything yet, so.
[01:50:09] You could also go heaven.
[01:50:10] You can go a lot of places.
[01:50:11] I would just...
[01:50:13] Well, you're looking at a box.
[01:50:13] Pick a spot where you're not exposed to a lot of things.
[01:50:16] Just hold something.
[01:50:17] He's planting, he's planting.
[01:50:19] I didn't even hear it.
[01:50:25] This one, right?
[01:50:29] No, OK, so you're a little low on time.
[01:50:37] I'll be about. Oh, my God, what an angle.
[01:50:40] Didn't expect them to be there.
[01:50:41] They were a little slim.
[01:50:44] I needed like 70, 20, 40, 40.
[01:50:46] Yeah, I got a lot of need damage as well.
[01:50:48] need. You should be able to buy armor for your boys.
[01:50:55] Just throw them a little shirt. Throw them a shirt.
[01:50:59] She really is an squeaky and hot like every round. Yeah, I'm just
[01:51:03] going to absolutely fast flank ramps. They haven't done
[01:51:05] there a single time. Yep. Go for it.
[01:51:09] Be like Molly's on squeaky. Holy cow. I'm going to do one.
[01:51:12] They got a damn auto sniper, man
[01:51:17] They smoked me man. They knew it was coming. Yes, there's no one see how many went around
[01:51:29] Damn holy cow, holy cow, I think one one made it through though. No bombs on me
[01:51:34] Yeah, he's he's at the reps to go low once this week
[01:51:38] Good kill good kill
[01:51:42] Good
[01:51:45] Good round
[01:51:48] Oh
[01:51:51] I'd be careful for ramp this time
[01:51:55] Yeah squeaky squeaky and outside a lot
[01:51:59] Hmm
[01:52:01] There's gonna be the ramp round and they're gonna get mowed down and they're gonna run to a fire
[01:52:04] It's just gonna be bad for them huge huge
[01:52:12] Oh Molly, you got my faster than that Molly. They flashed down outside again.
[01:52:21] Oh they got him with the revolver. Nice nice two tap on the two time.
[01:52:28] Oh they're looking outside right now Orion.
[01:52:30] Oh yeah, with you. Wow. Downs outside.
[01:52:36] They opened squeaky.
[01:52:47] One Ram lobby.
[01:52:52] The hell is that?
[01:52:53] He's out, Nick. He's out.
[01:52:55] He's gonna be right.
[01:52:56] Oh no.
[01:52:57] He's back side. He's behind.
[01:52:59] He's playing there.
[01:53:01] He might go back around the smoke and flank you.
[01:53:20] We hold on those.
[01:53:21] in the future, keep walking there.
[01:53:23] There's no reason not to give away your position.
[01:53:29] You have to, you have to.
[01:53:34] It's never going to get better than that today.
[01:53:38] Please, they're calling it the greatest clip of all time.
[01:53:42] It's just, oh, not for me, but for the culture.
[01:53:45] Oh, it's a blue.
[01:53:46] The culture.
[01:53:47] The culture.
[01:53:48] That's fine, that's fine.
[01:53:52] That's good.
[01:53:56] I'm begging these guys to go ramp a single time.
[01:54:00] You're alive? I know. What?
[01:54:03] It's a boring game for a CT side.
[01:54:07] Say that again.
[01:54:10] There's more of that game from...
[01:54:14] One down up top.
[01:54:17] I want the ace. That's a little early of a call from the
[01:54:23] two K. They're out. They're out. They're out. They're out.
[01:54:27] They're out from the roof. They're a number. Then they've
[01:54:33] gone past you in the mini garage.
[01:54:39] Oh, it's mini and outside. How did they get past? I was
[01:54:43] looking at your your angle doesn't cover the the the
[01:54:46] me. It definitely covers ramps to low. Those cheap pigs I got. I got two. I got two cheap
[01:54:54] pigs. I think they're both on your left, Corey. Out there. You might get a catch. Nice.
[01:54:58] That's a bomb. On me. Ramp guy outside. Yeah, I don't want to ramp near CT spawn. Yeah,
[01:55:08] in your garage exactly.
[01:55:19] That means there was never a doubt.
[01:55:21] There was never a doubt.
[01:55:22] There was never a doubt.
[01:55:23] There was never a doubt.
[01:55:29] That was some good stuff.
[01:55:30] That was some good stuff in there.
[01:55:32] That was better.
[01:55:33] That was better.
[01:55:34] It felt more matched.
[01:55:36] The previous one.
[01:55:43] God, this is one of those games where like you have a place you're defending
[01:55:48] and they literally don't go there.
[01:55:49] Yeah, I think in one whole game, I think they came.
[01:55:53] They're always playing rotate and it's just so stressful.
[01:55:56] Don't don't kill yet.
[01:55:57] I need to put my new AK skin.
[01:55:59] Oh, what's the way on it, man?
[01:56:01] Yeah, give me a second.
[01:56:03] I'm going to go pee.
[01:56:05] Have fun.
[01:56:06] lots of fun it's well one but that just means it's more love it's also it might
[01:56:13] it might be the ugliest gun skin it's pretty bad yeah that is that is damn
[01:56:18] it's fucking awful one out of the ten pinks you need for a red though man
[01:56:26] whoa damn one side let me load up some trade-ups here let's see I gotta have
[01:56:33] enough to lose my mouth. Someone go AFK. I feel like I heard someone say
[01:56:36] that. Yeah, Corey went PIA. Yeah, Corey's PIA. Okay.
[01:56:41] The Pistler.
[01:56:47] All right guys, you ready for this?
[01:56:50] Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm ready to trade up. Ooh, the Koi Zeus.
[01:56:59] That's kind of swag honestly, I mean, I don't think I've ever bought a Zeus a single time in my life, but
[01:57:09] I would do one on perps anyway
[01:57:13] We're getting we're getting there. Oh cuz these three can go
[01:57:19] And now one that one can go button masher can go because I play pipe down
[01:57:24] You dump one USP you need four more one zombie offensive the PP bison
[01:57:31] The rising Sun Nova and the dream glade. Oh
[01:57:37] Okay, I'm trading up
[01:57:41] flop
[01:57:43] Proceed I already have this one already all undo controls II
[01:57:48] That's the exact one I already had bro.
[01:57:52] On the other hand though now, clear items.
[01:57:57] Clear items.
[01:57:58] Oh you're back Cory?
[01:58:00] Yeah.
[01:58:01] Yeah.
[01:58:02] Alright.
[01:58:03] I said Cory but that's okay.
[01:58:06] I just, I heard bald and I said that's me.
[01:58:11] Hahahaha
[01:58:14] Ooh and the queue is so freakin fast man
[01:58:19] That's so funny bear
[01:58:22] Guys i have to tell you i'm only going to noon as well
[01:58:26] Whoa, what the heck? Wow. I gotta play some mario tennis so i can play mario tennis with my wife tomorrow
[01:58:31] Mmm
[01:58:35] How's it wouldn't mind wrapping up earlier today quick little dust, please quick please dust
[01:58:41] Please I go 20 and one on dust. I won't band dust. We should we should give them dust. Oh
[01:58:49] No, look at all your math. I know our nuke is crazy
[01:58:54] I think we banned these three because they're not gonna pick nuke with our how crazy our nuke is
[01:58:58] That's true. They're gonna be like look they're stacking it. So we have to pick nuke and then
[01:59:04] Or maybe they're like I'm projecting and they're like
[01:59:07] God, yeah. Dust. Dust.
[01:59:09] Yeah, dust is their best.
[01:59:10] So they gave us dust.
[01:59:17] I think it'll be like returning over a new leaf.
[01:59:19] Let's play new.
[01:59:21] Let's go.
[01:59:22] Huge.
[01:59:22] Is Mario tennis new?
[01:59:23] Did it just come out like a week and a half ago?
[01:59:26] Yeah, nice.
[01:59:27] Switch to game.
[01:59:28] Switch to a. Yeah.
[01:59:30] Thank you.
[01:59:30] I watched Squeaks play and I was like, this looks crazy.
[01:59:34] Yeah.
[01:59:34] So it looks really crazy come a long way since the n64 days for sure
[01:59:42] It was watching him get like his court getting covered in mud and then he walked all slow and shit
[01:59:52] Watch this
[01:59:56] Damn actually my spray controls kind of insane
[01:59:58] I was excited to go into my window settings and see that I also had it enabled.
[02:00:13] I'm going to play B for pistol.
[02:00:16] I'm going to go back to A after pistol.
[02:00:22] I'll play the roadside the comms man one quick cap
[02:00:33] These steps these steps yeah, nothing I flashed
[02:00:40] Only two so far don't see anything mid bomb is down maybe that was one minute double doors. Yeah, he's right
[02:00:46] One's in tunnel Oh play a flank
[02:00:54] Bombs right here. They're a big a flank. That's all they want
[02:00:59] the fuck out of there. I don't know how
[02:01:02] all three all three all three drop no one's on
[02:01:10] Where is this drop 2 up?
[02:01:17] The other one ran in the tunnels
[02:01:18] Ready Corey?
[02:01:19] Yes!
[02:01:20] Clean round
[02:01:21] That was a headshot machine that round
[02:01:26] Damn!
[02:01:27] That felt great
[02:01:28] Damn!
[02:01:29] That was a little headshot machine
[02:01:32] I have full armor because of that
[02:01:37] Oh, tactical timeout.
[02:01:44] Tactical timeout.
[02:01:44] Now they lost a lot of people.
[02:01:45] After one round is he's going to fire up his cheats.
[02:01:55] Paul, let me see that thing.
[02:01:59] Give me give me some hand switch.
[02:02:03] Oh, that looks good.
[02:02:05] That looks good and natural.
[02:02:07] I
[02:02:10] You guys see it spin. No
[02:02:12] No
[02:02:13] It's easy much, man
[02:02:15] It'll take me in a spin
[02:02:18] Leaving you be alone this round Dan because I don't think they're gonna be if you hear anything we have it. I gotcha
[02:02:24] This guy just wants all my kills even though I have a Molly I have a Molly
[02:02:28] I'll watch me to rotate if you need help then they've smoked up mid
[02:02:32] Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, no. I shot a circle around them. One of them's real lit. Yeah,
[02:02:50] Yeah, yeah.
[02:02:55] What?
[02:02:56] Oh, you're gonna get the sheets.
[02:03:00] Where it talk to me?
[02:03:01] I'm coming from B.
[02:03:03] They're outside.
[02:03:09] This is bad.
[02:03:12] Or is it?
[02:03:13] Yep.
[02:03:15] I mean, I gotta, okay.
[02:03:17] Nice one.
[02:03:18] Nice one.
[02:03:19] I
[02:03:23] Is a good argument for not buying m4s on second that makes sense that makes a lot of them getting them and then killing us all
[02:03:34] I'm gonna save
[02:03:36] Yeah, the Molly doesn't do that much damage. So like they can just walk through it. That's fair. That's fair
[02:03:41] Yeah, the idea is that it fucks them up and then you just like mow them down
[02:03:45] I'm going to be weird and go low to be with the SMG.
[02:03:52] Never mind he jumped quick cat he's scouting it.
[02:03:55] Oh my god.
[02:03:56] I think they're going to hit cat long.
[02:04:00] A. Yep.
[02:04:01] A
[02:04:04] Yep
[02:04:16] Had to push after the Molly I remember someone saying that I don't think it was in that exact context, but
[02:04:26] Oh Christ
[02:04:58] I'm going to still broke.
[02:05:05] I'm going to still broke.
[02:05:11] I should.
[02:05:13] Maybe we should save one knock it down.
[02:05:16] I'm just.
[02:05:17] Oh, oh, oh.
[02:05:19] Oh, oh, oh.
[02:05:20] They say by next round.
[02:05:22] I fucked up.
[02:05:24] It's pretty much always make sure you got at least 3900.
[02:05:27] I heard next round.
[02:05:29] I'm with you, Dan.
[02:05:31] I got steps tons, Ryan.
[02:05:34] At least one set of stairs, maybe two.
[02:05:36] It's probably B.
[02:05:38] Uh-oh.
[02:05:39] Yeah, it's coming B.
[02:05:40] Thank you. Two nades backside smoked.
[02:05:47] Good trade, good trade.
[02:05:49] Justin's going flank mode, okay.
[02:05:51] Need help, I need help at B!
[02:05:53] He's in the tunnel.
[02:05:54] I'm here, I'm here, we're here.
[02:05:55] Great round guys great round. Okay, not over yet. So
[02:05:59] Still though for an eco. I'm watching door. I'm not okay. I'm coming through. I don't want to lose the occasion
[02:06:05] He's there. He's there. He's there. We're at door. Yeah, he's a little further back scout. Okay
[02:06:12] It's fun, I ain't peaking that I
[02:06:16] Ain't peaking the sniper. I'm not making that mistake. Yeah, just flex on money spread
[02:06:26] Did I blind you?
[02:06:28] A little bit.
[02:06:29] Sorry, I saw you put your hand up.
[02:06:31] I am picking it by the way.
[02:06:35] It was wasting his time.
[02:06:37] Do you want a deep flash?
[02:06:38] Sight.
[02:06:48] Can someone peek with me on kind of three?
[02:06:50] I don't know, mine is still just scouting for a distance sermon.
[02:06:53] the wall bang
[02:06:56] he tried to line up his bullets
[02:06:59] and five times he kept peeking though
[02:07:10] Corbin we do this if you want I can throw the molly and then you throw a nade
[02:07:13] basically at the same time and bounce it like throw it a little deep like bounce it up the wall
[02:07:18] okay and that will like just ruin them
[02:07:21] Basically
[02:07:23] And Cindy's and Molly's the same thing. Yeah, okay. I
[02:07:30] Got an X Molly
[02:07:33] I like that the two Molly
[02:07:36] Just buy us some time so the good shooters can come
[02:07:42] What he's on short he's immortal
[02:07:48] You stay here, I'll try to rotate
[02:07:50] Okay, oh, let's not fun fun fun. He's dead. Nice. You don't need Jordan. Oh my god. I don't need there's one more
[02:07:58] No, no, no, stay on Thomas. If you can oh long long long. Oh fuck. Yeah, I think you gotta keep holding it
[02:08:05] Dead to the bull. Come on. That's man. That's gotta stay up
[02:08:08] What are we thinking is it gonna a yeah? Yeah, pretty sure pretty certain one one was in spawn with dual bread as we might have taken my gun
[02:08:16] No, they're gonna be holy shit
[02:08:19] Oh careful of the off. Yeah. Yeah, you want to just play really passively here. Yep. Yep
[02:08:28] I gotta gotta watch something
[02:08:35] No worries, I know right here. I'm clicking he sees he's in he's in he's leaving. Oh, no
[02:08:42] Like a window pretty sure he's going a
[02:08:48] I can't breathe my heart rate you can
[02:09:04] Oh
[02:09:18] Yes
[02:09:23] Don't get go
[02:09:26] He might be oh
[02:09:28] I
[02:09:30] Think you walk through the window right as he walked out. That's crazy
[02:09:34] You got a kit, so just run at it and put it in your pocket.
[02:09:41] Where was he hiding?
[02:09:44] It was like the worst timing ever.
[02:09:46] He went for us.
[02:09:48] I should have yelled because he started walking.
[02:09:54] His footsteps didn't fade away.
[02:09:55] He ran a little and then started walking.
[02:09:58] Shoot.
[02:09:59] I should have won that one.
[02:10:01] I think he made a terrible decision. I'm gonna be honest like I don't know why he would
[02:10:09] With an op no less you have the money box for you. I'll be a little late
[02:10:20] I got steps here right here. Yep. They got you till out tunnels
[02:10:24] one in tunnels that's bomb you crouching
[02:10:35] can I be quicker than make up noises yes oh that's never gun they're holding
[02:10:43] never mind tunnel
[02:10:50] god damn it
[02:10:54] good shit
[02:10:59] oh
[02:11:01] what the fuck
[02:11:06] it was there
[02:11:08] you killed the guy playing didn't you
[02:11:11] No, there's no body.
[02:11:15] No one was ever.
[02:11:16] These are all the same.
[02:11:17] These guys are ghosts.
[02:11:20] Oh, oh, you got him.
[02:11:26] Whoa.
[02:11:27] Oh, my God.
[02:11:30] What was that?
[02:11:32] That's the second one.
[02:11:34] Angham.
[02:11:34] I
[02:12:00] Can't afford a Molly I'm a I'm a light by I can't for anything
[02:12:04] Oh, you're light buying and by a little light
[02:12:09] I got a deal. Oops. I see I'm really liking the MV7. I'm feeling it
[02:12:17] Jump there hoppin. Yeah, I don't think you have to jump it anymore ever since the change
[02:12:22] That's a new world. Oh, there's one there. I
[02:12:26] Saw one tunnels. She saw me crossed
[02:12:28] I think one's on the window, that window, that's tough, that's really good, I got the window
[02:12:45] guy, one more vestanos for sure, I didn't help it be, bomb is going cat I think, I'm pretty
[02:12:53] sure bomb went cat, walk a corridor, he's going to be on your right here, he's going
[02:12:58] I think he's going long with bomb.
[02:13:04] There's supposed to be peekers advantage.
[02:13:06] Yeah, he went 100% on site Ryan.
[02:13:11] I don't know.
[02:13:12] I don't know.
[02:13:13] I don't know.
[02:13:15] Long with bomb.
[02:13:26] remembers the first nice dude nice shot yeah the one from tunnels was killed by
[02:13:34] Apollo
[02:13:37] correct he's hit once with a Diggle yeah there you go no kiss so gotta go fast
[02:13:46] and pop that up over the wall like above you yeah
[02:13:50] there you go gotta push him gotta push him leave it you can't now
[02:13:57] all right how do I did hold on then I feel the same way every time I want to
[02:14:06] pop up there to be like every time all right good cause one I also want to know
[02:14:17] So what is a sign to like number one?
[02:14:21] You're gone.
[02:14:22] You're gone.
[02:14:23] Well, it's your main gun.
[02:14:24] Okay.
[02:14:25] That's a crazy question.
[02:14:26] It was, no, I was looking at it during the pistol round and I was like, what the fuck
[02:14:32] is wrong?
[02:14:33] All right, Dan, you go tunnels.
[02:14:36] I think they know we never put anyone mid, so I'm going to stay mid.
[02:14:39] Okay.
[02:14:40] Okay.
[02:14:41] I got one mid, that's bombed down cat but I'm not in a great position or you can help
[02:14:57] I'll be down under.
[02:15:01] Okay, I don't know if that helps actually.
[02:15:04] Mollying?
[02:15:05] Good shit, Corey.
[02:15:07] Nice.
[02:15:08] One door, door, door, you got him.
[02:15:10] Last one, last one.
[02:15:11] Good stuff, good stuff.
[02:15:12] You take him in that knife, man.
[02:15:13] You take that knife.
[02:15:14] You take that knife.
[02:15:15] Nice.
[02:15:16] Nice.
[02:15:17] Nice.
[02:15:18] Nice.
[02:15:19] Nice.
[02:15:20] Nice.
[02:15:21] Nice.
[02:15:22] Nice.
[02:15:23] Nice.
[02:15:24] He's got no mob man, it's the stuff the Joker was doing at the gala.
[02:15:34] Alright boys.
[02:15:40] Reload them man, no one's talking, let me reload them.
[02:15:49] I see the crosshairs on the heads, man.
[02:15:52] All right.
[02:15:54] I only lost a bit.
[02:15:59] Shit, one's pushing me. Quick, Kat.
[02:16:02] That's quiet.
[02:16:05] Another Kat.
[02:16:07] Want me to Molly it, Justin?
[02:16:09] Ah.
[02:16:11] One's still sniping me, too.
[02:16:15] Oh, fucking Christ almighty, I gotta stop.
[02:16:17] and help me as I'm leaving my shoes
[02:16:30] all my god
[02:16:32] although you
[02:16:35] then you have a sniper on right
[02:16:37] nine and five
[02:16:38] I mean on your right you have a guy sniping
[02:16:41] okay I think so yeah
[02:16:42] come on throughs
[02:16:46] You know, that's on short a short a cause good cause good cause
[02:17:00] So I can buy you what I can buy you
[02:17:04] Oh, no, man, I was empty by a daddy. Oh, we did have to get down on dust
[02:17:09] I just thought you were saying that he's so well in four.
[02:17:15] When we teach Dan to use the real guns, he's going to become a pro, man.
[02:17:19] Oh, man, that's so crazy.
[02:17:26] The smoke belt made this time.
[02:17:34] I'm going to play it short from sight. I'll trust it.
[02:17:38] He's quiet
[02:17:41] One night my smoke cat two cats you cat
[02:17:54] One on Xbox
[02:17:57] In front of you good stuff
[02:18:03] Two double doors
[02:18:08] We get bombed down. Oh, I was hiding behind the box and beat tons lower beat tons. I hate this. I'm gonna go back to be
[02:18:15] Yep
[02:18:21] They're in B. Oh one close to me here. Yeah, no, it was just bad. I saw him run the past site good intel
[02:18:27] But bad shooting nice. That's the last one was a little further behind
[02:18:31] I'm.
[02:18:34] Is your tunnel tunnel tunnel?
[02:18:35] You're on.
[02:18:37] Just ran out, I think.
[02:18:38] Oh, you did.
[02:18:39] Yeah.
[02:18:40] Good.
[02:18:41] Good play.
[02:18:42] Right.
[02:18:43] What's Xbox?
[02:18:44] It's a box.
[02:18:45] If you're looking out of lower tunnels, it's the box that you jump on to get up to cat.
[02:18:50] Okay.
[02:19:22] no one's pushing heavy A long here I don't know what's going on
[02:19:27] I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna follow it
[02:19:30] one mid
[02:19:34] one cap coming up right now
[02:19:38] he's a little late
[02:19:41] they might be like naded to shit, oh Dan
[02:19:44] saw one with bomb you got the one I saw
[02:19:48] Is everybody watching B?
[02:20:00] No, I was empty.
[02:20:02] Okay.
[02:20:03] What was?
[02:20:04] You, you'll admit I'll go back and watch tunnels just in case.
[02:20:06] Okay.
[02:20:07] E little rat, I got the, I got your bomb, I got everything, you got nothing.
[02:20:12] Um.
[02:20:13] Last one.
[02:20:14] I'll do it.
[02:20:15] Come and T spawn, he's coming T, no he's T spawn, I hear him clicking around,
[02:20:18] is that T spawn he's about to get his head blown off what if I suck and die
[02:20:24] oh man oh my god it's so much dance wow you shot
[02:20:36] everybody right 98 and 4 30 and 102 damage we're sitting so pretty it'd be
[02:20:46] great he's fourteen and five man this is so great SMG's Ling
[02:20:59] steps cat
[02:21:02] I'm not going to do the follow up for you
[02:21:04] we just got to continue doing that right
[02:21:06] well I didn't follow up with a smoke
[02:21:08] one down mid
[02:21:10] I fucked that up so bad.
[02:21:21] One short.
[02:21:22] One's in D-tons.
[02:21:23] Holy cow.
[02:21:24] Oh, nice done.
[02:21:25] Nice dude.
[02:21:26] B, B, B, B, B. On site.
[02:21:27] God, I fucking, I cannot get into my head to stop moving.
[02:21:39] I
[02:21:50] Hate this fucking game
[02:21:56] I know but it didn't even go
[02:22:09] Oh, yeah.
[02:22:10] Good try.
[02:22:11] Purple just had a great round.
[02:22:14] Oh.
[02:22:15] Cause like if I left click, it goes way too far, so I was like all right click and it'll
[02:22:19] go less far and it went at my feet.
[02:22:21] Why would I want to drop an incendiary grenade at my feet, man?
[02:22:25] What's the use case for that?
[02:22:27] Anyone opening a case to reset mental?
[02:22:30] Oh yeah, I just reset.
[02:22:32] Oh, there you go.
[02:22:33] Good B rush.
[02:22:34] Oh, I love a pistol round.
[02:22:37] What are you doing, Justin?
[02:22:38] B rush.
[02:22:39] Well, W and don't don't stop don't stop don't stop. Just don't don't get stuck in the tunnels on each other
[02:22:46] Oh, I saw what you did you you backed up so you weren't the first one clip
[02:22:52] 100% then he made me drop the bomb
[02:22:57] And I died that's your death closet, right?
[02:23:00] He's not closing.
[02:23:03] Get that out of here.
[02:23:04] What the trigger discipline?
[02:23:06] Heaven, heaven.
[02:23:07] Got him.
[02:23:08] Heaven door.
[02:23:13] My genius.
[02:23:18] Nice.
[02:23:19] Well done.
[02:23:22] Looks like a rattlesnake.
[02:23:25] I was like, my fucking G is in his damn head, was that counter strafing every time he shot
[02:23:38] moving sideways?
[02:23:39] Holy man.
[02:23:40] Just that.
[02:23:41] Jeez.
[02:23:42] I have no idea.
[02:23:43] It looks like he was right under his feet.
[02:23:44] I was wiggling a little bit.
[02:23:45] Maybe Apollo on cap with the P90.
[02:23:46] I have MP7.
[02:23:47] I have MP7.
[02:23:48] I have MP7.
[02:23:49] I have MP7.
[02:23:50] I was wiggling a little bit maybe Apollo on cap with the P90 I have
[02:23:54] Yeah, I've empty some of the cap. Long and cap if you have a long range gun go long
[02:23:59] Okay, or a cat I mean sorry sorry
[02:24:02] Where do we go?
[02:24:04] They ain't going long
[02:24:06] Cat on cat go on. Oh, it's too late. We got this. We're doing that. I'm going up cat with you guys one one doors mid
[02:24:13] One's underneath us
[02:24:15] I
[02:24:18] Did this force the force the force
[02:24:22] You know yellow as bomb I
[02:24:25] Want to make sure one long one long. I've no I can't be good. I've no help one long
[02:24:29] Yeah, it's funny for short if we want to try well if they forced
[02:24:34] Not a long it's tough to tap nice to tap
[02:24:38] nice
[02:24:39] Don't see anything under oh on site or no lower. He was keeping the corner lower
[02:24:43] I can't believe they forced man, that's good as sh!t out of me
[02:24:49] You all have a great beat, you can spawn again but I don't know if you want to take it
[02:24:56] I think we should take long because we have range, right?
[02:24:59] Not everyone does
[02:25:01] I'm just going to rebuy it because they forced it, they have no money so I can rebuy it
[02:25:03] I'm going to go short again with the SMG
[02:25:07] Somebody go out first, I'll flash over
[02:25:08] I have bomb, where am I going?
[02:25:10] It's a okay. If you have an AK or a Galeel go long if you don't push it
[02:25:14] Okay, then you go out first. I'm gonna flash for you
[02:25:17] Okay, I'm going watch you mid to watch in mid. You're good
[02:25:23] The rotating already
[02:25:29] Nothing cars clear site
[02:25:32] Thank you
[02:25:34] I did ill-advised one more spawn
[02:25:40] Yeah, yeah, that's a flash
[02:25:48] Long long long long that's last guy it's last guy
[02:25:51] Oh
[02:26:04] Cory can buy me though. He's fucking load it. Oh my god. I mean a cave button
[02:26:08] Was it G for going boys? Yeah, it's G and then buy another one
[02:26:12] We trust the IGL now. I think we we work some we work some pics here. Don't do anything too fast
[02:26:16] We're for them to make some mistakes. Yes, slow it down this round
[02:26:21] I'm trying to work short again. You can go with them. Go with them. Okay
[02:26:26] I'll just toward the whole the doors. It might be pushing it. It's not it's a hoard. It'd be lower be could be lower be
[02:26:33] They did some shit along to I called his ass out so hard. I'm gonna be fling. Oh my god
[02:26:38] It's one down short. I'm gonna go short. I just been like I'm gonna be dead. I think we should be open actually I
[02:26:44] Don't know I'm bailing. He pushed it immediately. I got a smoke. Justin. You just smoke smoke site
[02:26:50] Oh, no, no, no, you're good hold it. Oh, I'll say my one one T spawn or see he's clear, but
[02:26:57] Yeah, I kind of gave him cover
[02:26:59] Once close once close once close once mid for some reason
[02:27:04] He could be diffusing
[02:27:06] Just and I should have listened to get on me. Oh
[02:27:11] Exit fix
[02:27:15] Jesus Jesus Christ Jesus Christ Jesus Christ
[02:27:20] my money.
[02:27:23] So I would have called it faster because I like realized it too late.
[02:27:28] What?
[02:27:29] That B was just open.
[02:27:32] What are you doing here, boss?
[02:27:33] Oh, I think I think this work off.
[02:27:36] Pick up, baby.
[02:27:38] I think we're working picks you don't need to play it from inside the doors because they made it with you till every time
[02:27:53] that's cack I did
[02:27:54] cock I did
[02:27:58] no one rates rotated back
[02:28:04] I'll flash over top Apollo.
[02:28:10] I'm gonna check our behinds here.
[02:28:14] One's mid-door, he's dead.
[02:28:16] Man, Dustin.
[02:28:18] Oh, what's up?
[02:28:18] I've been long.
[02:28:19] I've been long.
[02:28:20] Confirmed.
[02:28:21] I think we're gonna...
[02:28:21] Yeah, that's not really...
[02:28:23] Oh, here's what we're gonna do.
[02:28:24] We're gonna smoke off CT spawn
[02:28:25] and we're gonna go B for mid, okay?
[02:28:27] He's not doing nothing!
[02:28:34] Crazy place
[02:28:38] You know way dude, that's a thousand damage. That's almost like one's that white car. Yeah, I got him. I got okay
[02:28:45] I think he was CT spawned last guy on me. He's yeah, I'm playing real passive. Yeah, yeah play passive
[02:28:51] I have him. There's no way he kills me. No way
[02:28:54] Yes, nice
[02:28:57] I mean, they're done. They're done. Good guys. You're doing pretty good. I think I'm warm back now
[02:29:04] If it says 25 on armor do I buy yeah, yeah
[02:29:14] Yeah, just keep working paints like that just wait for them to they push they die and then they're they don't know what to do
[02:29:19] They cry they push they gotta
[02:29:23] Watch for the beat push this round. I didn't have a good cat spawn
[02:29:34] Oh, he went B tunnels, B tunnels.
[02:29:36] Yeah.
[02:29:36] Yeah.
[02:29:39] I missed.
[02:29:39] I missed.
[02:29:40] One cat?
[02:29:42] Yeah.
[02:29:42] I messed that up.
[02:29:44] He's still lower.
[02:29:44] He's very hurt.
[02:29:45] He got me to smoke doors or no?
[02:29:49] He backed the way off on cat.
[02:29:51] No, you're good, you're good.
[02:29:52] You have a guy lower tunnels still.
[02:29:53] He could walk up or go flank around back, but he's still down here.
[02:30:00] I'll just wait him out.
[02:30:02] Yep.
[02:30:03] I'm gonna push. Oh
[02:30:08] Let the big boys get some shots
[02:30:12] Door snipe and watch it come on
[02:30:16] Oh, they're close they're close they're close Dan peak peak Dan peak. Oh
[02:30:23] Another one lower they're close he's stuck. Yeah, he's stuck
[02:30:26] You help there. I got this. Okay. There's no sweat. He's right where your cursor is but down Dan
[02:30:34] So he's like on the lip
[02:30:38] He backed out. Oh, you killed that guy. I'm sorry. He the other guy was cat
[02:30:44] All right, I'm gonna try to push up long. I got bomb though. This is risky
[02:30:47] We're gonna be a little fast here I'm gonna smoke site. Yeah, you're out of time gotta go gotta go smoke in sites
[02:31:04] Always through your angles
[02:31:07] Play play play play
[02:31:10] That's one unknown
[02:31:12] Yeah, I watched cat Courtney
[02:31:17] I
[02:31:37] The blood's pumping adrenalin
[02:31:47] Same works in pics works in pics. Yeah. Yeah
[02:31:51] I'm gonna walk this pretty pretty quick. Oh
[02:31:56] When did he pull the off out from the fella I killed could he be lower?
[02:32:06] One one push long I think these might be clear. Yeah
[02:32:17] One more and get us long in bro. We're planning B. Oh, okay. He was I got sandwiched
[02:32:24] One was in spawn
[02:32:27] I'm gonna say closet
[02:32:33] They're gonna come flank
[02:32:36] You till is crazy
[02:32:47] I
[02:32:50] Hello
[02:33:03] We saving boys
[02:33:09] The weasel crazy dude, I do I do have one more
[02:33:17] I'm going to grab my penis and pee in the toilet really quick as well.
[02:33:22] That's what I get to say when I maug you in damage.
[02:33:26] In average damage per round, when I maug you, I get to say whatever I want.
[02:33:29] By what?
[02:33:34] I took the 3k in the last round to get there, but we take those.
[02:33:37] Just don't be thinking about Courtney.
[02:33:40] If I get a boner, I won't be able to pee.
[02:33:43] That classic catch 22
[02:33:50] What are y'all doing?
[02:33:53] What's up?
[02:33:59] You know what's tough to do?
[02:34:02] Wake up and play CS like right the fuck away
[02:34:07] I didn't get to wake up, make breakfast
[02:34:10] I have to go pick up things at multiple stores
[02:34:24] I love that, hopefully they are good to go
[02:34:28] I think the stores smell like a Gamer
[02:34:31] Stores?
[02:34:32] That's so good, such a good theme song
[02:34:35] It gets stuck in my head like crazy
[02:34:39] A big Hal Dottie original
[02:34:41] Yep
[02:34:42] Oh, Bro flexing in these shops at multiple stores
[02:34:50] I am, I am
[02:34:51] You got more than one store?
[02:34:53] I have to go to the store where I get the cat food
[02:34:56] And then I have to go to another store and get like a theater and body wash
[02:35:00] This is a pet smart or a pet co?
[02:35:03] That's smart kind of guy
[02:35:05] I'm back is Ryan back. He's back. I don't know if Dan's here
[02:35:10] Dan's back I
[02:35:14] Posted my breakfast this morning and said I was uh, I was uh, what is it? I got to get the wording
[02:35:20] Cook maxing and plate mogging is that good? Yes
[02:35:23] Yeah, thank you
[02:35:29] Really nice looking I make a good egg
[02:35:33] I got I was literally frame-mogging
[02:35:37] Guillettino with a Biden bubblast
[02:35:40] What a Biden bubblast they're really good at nukin inferno, which is crazy to see
[02:35:50] We do all right in inferno right
[02:35:53] We haven't played it to that.
[02:35:55] Yeah.
[02:35:56] That is true.
[02:35:57] That is true.
[02:35:59] It never ends, bro.
[02:36:00] How can they not play Premier?
[02:36:01] We play Premier.
[02:36:02] How do they not have a Premier rank yet?
[02:36:03] Because I have a five-year-old kid, bro!
[02:36:06] You've got to win 10 games in Premier.
[02:36:08] You've got to win 1,000 games of competitive.
[02:36:09] They'll even queue for Premier.
[02:36:11] And then you've got to win 10 games.
[02:36:13] And that's like 50,000 games.
[02:36:14] You can overpass.
[02:36:15] I like overpass personally, but we could play Duke again.
[02:36:19] I'll play overpass.
[02:36:20] I'll play overpass.
[02:36:21] I've never played Overpass in my life.
[02:36:23] What?
[02:36:24] Good luck boys.
[02:36:25] I'll show you, it's pretty straight forward.
[02:36:29] If we're CT, I can show you where to look at easy place to watch.
[02:36:32] Give me short distance, I'm better at short distance.
[02:36:35] Alright, you're going to have to ask somebody else then.
[02:36:38] K, A is the spawn site, it's probably better for that.
[02:36:42] Like bathrooms or something like that.
[02:36:45] Here, well, we're going to do the quick run down there.
[02:36:48] I want to pay attention.
[02:36:50] So A site is here, B site, you just drop down these stairs here, and there's like a few
[02:36:55] ways to go but it all goes to B.
[02:36:57] Now I think you should play Dan, back this way, I just wanted to show you the way there.
[02:37:02] You could either play site straight up, like you could play bank here, waiting for them
[02:37:05] to plant.
[02:37:07] You could also play in these bathrooms here.
[02:37:10] And like this whole, oh I forgot there's guys.
[02:37:13] Kill them to continue the lesson.
[02:37:15] This bathroom right here?
[02:37:17] Yeah, like it like wraps all the way up to here. So like a place people like to play is in here like right at me
[02:37:24] And you're watching from them to come and they could come behind you, but you'll hear them or someone's watching your long for you
[02:37:30] Oh, I'll watch long so you should be relatively safe there
[02:37:33] Yeah, yeah, if you hear me scream you have to worry about your back a little who will be my friend it be
[02:37:38] I'll go go bathroom. Yeah, so you're gonna you're gonna play this one that we pinged, right?
[02:37:42] Yes, okay, let's do it and a poll you can play with them
[02:37:46] They'll probably come be pistol though. I feel like the pistols like common if you want to
[02:37:49] Just I'll do one. I'll do one big. Yeah
[02:37:54] Oh
[02:37:55] If y'all hear anything over by y'all Danny Ryan tell us I will go
[02:38:01] Perfect
[02:38:33] I'm sorry, I'm still confused
[02:38:42] Right there, turns out
[02:38:47] Is he going to keep saying that?
[02:38:51] I think he'll kill me with a 101 on pistols
[02:38:56] They buy a D.G.O?
[02:38:58] 101, can they give me an extra?
[02:39:00] They buy a D.G.O?
[02:39:03] Might have Apollo 259 259 in the pistol round.
[02:39:08] I think the clock close enough for Angel one tap.
[02:39:10] I could be wrong.
[02:39:12] Oh.
[02:39:15] I'm being weird this round.
[02:39:17] Be a little freak.
[02:39:18] They're here. They're here.
[02:39:19] I'm just fast blanking.
[02:39:21] Yep, they sure are.
[02:39:23] Yeah, we're came through tunnel.
[02:39:25] I'll rotate to heaven.
[02:39:27] I was going to get a cheesy pistol.
[02:39:28] It did not happen.
[02:39:29] A damn behind you.
[02:39:30] That squeaky door goes to the site.
[02:39:32] I'll be on your right.
[02:39:34] Damn with the Deagle.
[02:39:36] Holy cow.
[02:39:38] You had a turn.
[02:39:41] Good Lord.
[02:39:43] 91 and 3 fuck you.
[02:39:47] All right, it's buying time.
[02:39:49] Hold it down.
[02:39:50] Buying time.
[02:39:52] Buying time.
[02:39:53] Should I just do three Bs since they're only going B?
[02:39:56] I mean, that was eco round.
[02:39:57] I could see them hitting A potentially.
[02:39:59] But what I would do is I would play connector.
[02:40:01] So you could rotate quick either like that will stay wrong.
[02:40:07] Hello Burger King or chicken shmarmie chicken.
[02:40:11] You can shoot in heaven, Justin. Sure.
[02:40:16] I'm going to be smoking this.
[02:40:17] Hey, so someone put me on ice.
[02:40:20] I don't know what that was.
[02:40:25] Oh, my God, it's such a fast day.
[02:40:26] I don't know if there's just five of them every time I peek.
[02:40:28] Yeah, I'm rotating.
[02:40:31] They're in bathroom. Oh fuck. They're very inside. I did not expect them on that truck.
[02:40:46] I
[02:40:57] Should have reloaded man. Mm-hmm things you never hear in Counter-Strike though
[02:41:02] Fuck I had three bullets. I'm gonna save one more although we should get money
[02:41:07] But yeah, just make sure you've got enough money to buy next round with that next round
[02:41:11] Okay, so I will deagle armor I
[02:41:14] I think they're probably bringing it back to me that's just a hunch.
[02:41:18] I'll stack it with you.
[02:41:21] Let's push it.
[02:41:23] And then we'll, if they're not going to be behind them.
[02:41:26] What are you using, Dan? What's your gun?
[02:41:28] MP5.
[02:41:30] Alright. I'm going to cover your back.
[02:41:33] Okay.
[02:41:35] No one.
[02:41:38] One there. One guy, one guy, one guy.
[02:41:41] Oh, I'm not short
[02:41:44] You went in the door come back. Yeah
[02:41:52] Oh, I blinched it's just maybe a pile of scared me
[02:42:11] Oh, good try, good try.
[02:42:16] Nice.
[02:42:17] He's behind.
[02:42:18] He was on site.
[02:42:19] He was on site.
[02:42:31] Good job.
[02:42:31] Nice, babe.
[02:42:32] Nice try.
[02:42:37] 68.
[02:42:38] There you go.
[02:42:39] kind of getting smoked here
[02:42:41] nah man
[02:42:43] nah?
[02:42:44] first four rounds, t-focus
[02:42:45] every boy had one by round
[02:42:47] I guess I have a uh
[02:42:49] I have one of those lots of damage, not a lot of kills games
[02:42:52] you do a lot of damage
[02:42:57] look at this shit man
[02:43:03] look at this beast
[02:43:05] I'm a little late to this flashing a I don't think they're going be they could
[02:43:16] come short but if you want to rotate Korea I'll hold this down okay
[02:43:21] dude I can't hit anything right now if there was one short you want to come
[02:43:28] back. Oh, they got you. They're not in. I'm right here. As he peaked it. Okay.
[02:43:40] They're getting kills on a. Yeah, I don't think it's here. Steps on me. All three
[02:43:49] bathroom three after my panic
[02:43:56] yep yeah that was a great flash that was a great flash
[02:44:03] you should be able to have like a claymore claymore would be sick man do
[02:44:09] imagine then slow creeping up and then you just explode
[02:44:49] Yeah, yeah, because I really thought he would have been behind me bathroom
[02:44:54] I'm going me bathroom. We've been going me bathroom
[02:44:58] With the other maps like I get the youth though
[02:45:00] I do not know how you're supposed to use to lay on this map at all
[02:45:03] There's just too many places to that you need smoked
[02:45:09] This will be the B round I
[02:45:12] Don't have smoke or anything this round so I'll be flashed. It's flashing B
[02:45:15] I'm not out. Oh, bum.
[02:45:20] On me.
[02:45:21] Damn, Justin. How many do you see? Just those two?
[02:45:24] Just those two to start.
[02:45:26] Another one and tunnels on back a little bit.
[02:45:30] Here's some short that could go connector.
[02:45:33] Last one on no.
[02:45:34] Only one left.
[02:45:35] Nice.
[02:45:40] Me and Dana at spawn.
[02:45:43] it
[02:45:55] now
[02:46:00] i'm going to work
[02:46:02] where my work
[02:46:04] i think we should close in on bomb by slow walking to be all i see him
[02:46:08] he was in when i was there
[02:46:12] mouth it
[02:46:12] this is cut out
[02:46:15] he was in canal
[02:46:19] called out now
[02:46:20] we call it mouth
[02:46:21] what's monster all
[02:46:23] saying mouth
[02:46:25] yeah
[02:46:26] i was months i don't grow i feel like this is a call a duty map or something
[02:46:33] it is the weirdest layout i think i'm looking at this for sure
[02:46:35] yeah there's a lot of like ups and downs yeah
[02:46:42] I did. It's one of those fucking games, man. All right.
[02:46:58] They flashed long. I'm scared in bathroom, guys.
[02:47:06] I knew something like that was coming by the way. I'm glad I got one.
[02:47:21] Bathroom?
[02:47:27] Oh my god, I suck.
[02:47:32] Holy fuck. Oh my god.
[02:47:36] I see another there.
[02:47:38] I didn't.
[02:47:40] Ah.
[02:47:42] It's an insane try.
[02:47:44] As soon as that bluecoast hits the bloodstream and turns into ATP, it's literally over for them.
[02:47:48] I just like, it's demoralized.
[02:47:52] Man, this is like the lowest rank in the game and nobody misses.
[02:47:56] They're all over it.
[02:47:58] I'm still very good.
[02:48:00] The curse of a one million year old game.
[02:48:03] Yeah.
[02:48:04] ATP, bro.
[02:48:05] that I've played less than 100 hours.
[02:48:07] How much is one molecule of glucose worth?
[02:48:10] It's worth 16 ATP.
[02:48:12] Like 20 bucks.
[02:48:13] Yeah, you're going to be telling him to roll right in soon.
[02:48:17] Man, he's hot rushing B, bro.
[02:48:19] Or A. Flash A. Or B, flash B. B.
[02:48:26] I don't know how he could get out there.
[02:48:27] Oh my god.
[02:48:28] You're going to try to fast flank through spawn.
[02:48:32] One stair wall, Dan, on your left there?
[02:48:34] Yeah, she's
[02:48:39] the dental left, I think.
[02:48:46] Wish me luck.
[02:48:46] Brother Joe, good luck.
[02:48:49] Oh, well, from mouth.
[02:48:57] He has to aggressive on that.
[02:48:58] He walked right out.
[02:49:04] I
[02:49:08] Where they at dude, where they Russian
[02:49:11] Yeah, I think it didn't give it your spot might be the might be the play man
[02:49:16] I mean like you could also mix it up and like not just be left the door every time
[02:49:22] Okay, it seems like they're kind of wise to it
[02:49:25] Right up door. Well, yeah, as long as you're not exposing anything. I don't really know the angle that well. Oh
[02:49:31] Shit somebody there doesn't
[02:49:34] I haven't seen any yet.
[02:49:36] Oh, there's a ping.
[02:49:38] I got one.
[02:49:40] Did I ping?
[02:49:42] I think you pinged.
[02:49:44] Okay, well...
[02:49:46] One long.
[02:49:50] I got problems with the bathroom.
[02:49:52] Oh my god.
[02:49:56] Yeah, I think honestly you and me, we should play just from A site.
[02:50:00] Because we're giving up the...
[02:50:02] Yeah, there's an option
[02:50:06] I'll let him play though, then I'll go
[02:50:08] Yeah, how damn it that purple guy is just owning me
[02:50:20] This could be big this could be big
[02:50:24] Oh, he threw that from close right
[02:50:32] to be fair though it's kind of awesome to watch Justin
[02:50:37] yeah I'm learning a lot watching the way he tries to retake
[02:50:42] what are you saying Ryan? what are you doing here? I think
[02:50:46] you should play from that right there
[02:50:51] just want me to stand in that door and then you'll be well let me just see how
[02:50:55] the angle works here too
[02:50:57] So I can tell you where to look the fuck happened. What happened, man?
[02:51:02] And you he's gone. You can watch like that light blue paint right here. Yeah, that's you
[02:51:08] That's where Justin always ends up right here
[02:51:11] I'm reading a I
[02:51:13] Will play from spawn right here
[02:51:18] Squeaky I'm back up back up. You go squeaky. He's just down there
[02:51:23] I'm just backing up because I don't know how to hold that well I saw one that's something
[02:51:41] They. Keep holding that angle.
[02:51:45] Dan, I saw him.
[02:51:47] There. Yeah, you're the man.
[02:51:48] That that that that that one guy is going to be rapping your spawn.
[02:52:00] Just got to go and something, huh?
[02:52:01] Got to put respect on that, to be honest.
[02:52:03] That was a really good shot.
[02:52:05] Well, gun something.
[02:52:09] Oh, man.
[02:52:11] I got something for him this time.
[02:52:13] I can't.
[02:52:14] I don't know.
[02:52:16] Yeah, Dan, I'll show you since you have a range,
[02:52:18] I'll show you where you can watch with that, too.
[02:52:23] So don't go to the same spot.
[02:52:24] No, no, follow me on this one.
[02:52:30] You can stand like corner of box and look long all the way
[02:52:34] down.
[02:52:35] Yeah.
[02:52:36] I think I got one of rock, one of rock, squeaky open, they're nading bathroom, I'm gonna rotate
[02:53:00] They know I'm bad. Two bathroom. Two plus bomb.
[02:53:06] He's got the SMG wave coming back.
[02:53:15] Oh my god, that's tough. That's tough.
[02:53:17] My eyes did not focus when I spawned.
[02:53:21] Have you guys seen this one before?
[02:53:23] Oh, I wasn't expecting another one there.
[02:53:30] But we did say one more quick one.
[02:53:32] Yeah, that's true, yeah, we wanted to lose, right?
[02:53:36] We wanted to lose.
[02:53:37] We're going to turn around on teeth.
[02:53:40] Yes, sir.
[02:53:41] I'm going to go pick up some balloons here.
[02:53:47] Transmen be like.
[02:53:48] Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[02:53:49] I'm going to do a tee.
[02:53:50] We get them back on tee.
[02:53:51] We get them back on tee.
[02:53:52] We're going to pick it up on tee.
[02:53:53] We're going to pick it up on tee.
[02:53:54] Pick it up.
[02:53:55] Pick it up.
[02:53:56] Pick it up.
[02:53:57] Pick it up.
[02:53:58] Pick it up on tee.
[02:53:59] It's Kosta.
[02:54:03] Oh, okay.
[02:54:04] Excuse me, the last year's traveler mode.
[02:54:07] Last year, but no peek yet.
[02:54:09] They're smoking here.
[02:54:17] Maybe short.
[02:54:19] I think they're faking it.
[02:54:21] Stupid flash.
[02:54:23] He got all three of us.
[02:54:25] Oh, my God.
[02:54:26] There's one.
[02:54:27] There's still one there.
[02:54:28] Yeah.
[02:54:37] The plan is that's a tough one.
[02:54:38] That's a really tough one.
[02:54:39] I didn't see the light.
[02:54:40] If he gets you, it's he got the ace.
[02:54:45] No, sir.
[02:54:46] Oh my god.
[02:54:48] It's coming back.
[02:54:55] Oh, shit.
[02:54:58] I
[02:55:01] Huge huge pistol rounds here. Here we go guys
[02:55:05] We're gonna go to the right side, which is B
[02:55:09] And like if whoever's in the very back wants to go through the tunnel you can
[02:55:15] Do that so everybody else goes can do what no we're all we're all gonna go straight to B
[02:55:20] But someone hang like a left right before it to go on that cat. Yeah, okay?
[02:55:23] All right, I'll be first if you want it. We could also just go off fire. I'll be first out tunnel
[02:55:28] just trying to get into any like too many long-distance flights with that
[02:55:32] having I'll be I'll be third out on a bell
[02:55:41] okay oh behind they came all I need you think about that with you so
[02:55:52] Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
[02:55:59] Oh my god.
[02:56:03] Oh my god.
[02:56:08] Jesus Christ.
[02:56:09] 50, 25, 75, 180.
[02:56:12] Oh shit.
[02:56:13] We have to force.
[02:56:14] We have to force.
[02:56:15] That's the final round.
[02:56:18] Holy shit.
[02:56:19] That was funny, man.
[02:56:21] that
[02:56:28] maybe not
[02:56:29] smother them
[02:56:31] I would rather take fountain on this one with my SMG
[02:56:34] yeah yeah
[02:56:35] that's true
[02:56:39] well
[02:56:43] Yes
[02:56:52] This is the flank. Oh long
[02:57:04] Sometimes look at the scores on our team
[02:57:08] I think 10,000 is too high. More games than the 8,000 range would be nice.
[02:57:35] I
[02:57:40] Don't know what happened on that map. I couldn't shoot like I do not like that lap even a little bit
[02:57:46] I couldn't shoot anything. Oh, I think just gonna like sick cuz he never looked at a sign
[02:57:52] I could be every time
[02:57:56] Again, was that got one more quick on qqqqq right it doesn't
[02:58:05] I could do one more pallet cleanser.
[02:58:10] Surely 90 minutes of Mario tennis is enough.
[02:58:13] Yeah, plenty.
[02:58:13] What do you have to like qualify before you can do like co-op or multiple?
[02:58:16] No, I just don't want to get framed mogged by my wife in online.
[02:58:21] I don't want to be, you know, like a doubles partner, like dropping the ball.
[02:58:27] I mean, I guess I don't know if it's that kind of game, but maybe I don't know.
[02:58:30] She said that like if you get matched against like a 14 year old Japanese kid,
[02:58:34] You might as well resign.
[02:58:36] It's over.
[02:58:37] Yeah.
[02:58:38] I did watch one and the whole field was like mud and they couldn't move.
[02:58:45] I don't know how you hit the ball when you're in mud.
[02:58:49] I watched that.
[02:58:50] There's one power that makes the ball invisible as well as they go invisible.
[02:58:58] That's not too bad.
[02:59:00] I don't want to play this game.
[02:59:03] That's not too bad
[02:59:05] On the bright side it is only like $99 and then when you actually buy it it's like a hundred and nineteen dollars because of sales tax
[02:59:11] So
[02:59:15] God guy who just opened a hundred bucks worth of cases that also have sales tax, but
[02:59:27] They're trying to find the perfect squad for us the perfect squad
[02:59:31] 20,000 rank in coming.
[02:59:35] Dan, I have a question for you, by the way.
[02:59:38] Hit me with it.
[02:59:39] So I had your stream open when I was on the bike.
[02:59:42] Okay.
[02:59:43] But I was watching the lovely Satoshi Kon film, Tokyo Godfather, so I didn't have any sound on.
[02:59:49] Okay.
[02:59:51] How was it that you were able to start a run of Mugenics around 6.30, my time,
[02:59:59] And then be ready for nine per counter strike and like the last 20 minutes before I went live
[03:00:08] I was watching you on just chatting
[03:00:13] So it's a question. How did you how did you finish the game so quickly? Oh?
[03:00:19] I did a race against Alexa and it's like if you play the game fast
[03:00:23] It's like one way
[03:00:25] Oh God, if you play the game fast you can get three stages done in one hour for sure
[03:00:32] But you just can't like min max everything three stages or three. Yeah
[03:00:37] No, like the entire act. Oh damn. Yeah, but there's no stalling
[03:00:43] Did you win I
[03:00:46] Lost by one minute. It's actually pretty good. Yeah
[03:00:50] Yeah.
[03:00:51] Why do you say that in a surprise way?
[03:00:54] Well, he's an Alexa, like a rogue-like expert.
[03:00:58] He's a pick three expert.
[03:00:59] No, not to say we're not.
[03:01:02] Yeah.
[03:01:03] All right, let's win this.
[03:01:05] Oh, God.
[03:01:06] What's going on?
[03:01:07] He's trying to get his claws in my USB.
[03:01:11] We're CTs, so.
[03:01:12] I don't know, but we can roll the dice.
[03:01:14] What if we roll the dice right?
[03:01:16] If you want to, let me, I'll sit there alone and just tell you if I hear anything
[03:01:19] Never in my life I was a show I'll go out I was a show it's not a terrible idea honestly
[03:01:27] My god, I was like oh, I have 10 seconds to take my jacket off this that's enough time and then I just couldn't take it
[03:01:31] I I forgot how jackets work. It's a little too slow on now and Cory for a guy like me a little too slow
[03:01:38] Apartments
[03:01:40] I'm watching palace. It's probably be probably be if you heard about one apartments heard something about one
[03:01:45] to
[03:01:47] I'm rotating flash line van. There's four. There's four
[03:01:57] They're all it's still up top he's up top he's up top
[03:02:02] Actually mods
[03:02:04] Well, dude, you could shoot the spray pink hands. They got physics spray round is that mean sorry pistol rounds literally the best
[03:02:09] Because all you do is spray. It's perfect
[03:02:11] 69 and to 69 and to that's my fucking equalizer we got a 69 and three we
[03:02:17] should line up we really have I got to 31s and 1s so I think I think that's us
[03:02:25] that's us yeah yeah yeah yeah oh fuck I just literally didn't buy you were
[03:02:32] quick on that one I'm back we're so back I bought we're stuck
[03:02:38] I got cat I got cat
[03:02:45] Bomb down
[03:02:49] It's such a bad job
[03:02:53] I'm sorry, he's that cat. No, I fucked it up to I didn't do anything. No, then that runs entirely my
[03:03:08] got it up on that one man
[03:03:10] i thought i was like 25 steps past the window
[03:03:13] yeah
[03:03:15] i was spinning when i got shot
[03:03:17] now they have our guns
[03:03:18] oh no
[03:03:20] my gun actually sucked so
[03:03:22] im full saving im not buying
[03:03:24] just make sure you have 2900 at least next round
[03:03:27] yes sir
[03:03:29] kory i'm gonna molly your partner
[03:03:33] slow him down a touch
[03:03:35] yeah makes sense
[03:03:37] Watch this.
[03:03:38] Oh, that was literally frame-perfect.
[03:03:40] Come on, lower times, lower times, eh?
[03:03:48] I'm going to hide Palace for a moment.
[03:03:49] Let them take sight.
[03:03:55] Go on.
[03:03:57] Oh, they're in jungle.
[03:04:02] Fuck.
[03:04:03] There's a cat here on my mouse.
[03:04:06] I know where I am.
[03:04:09] The last one.
[03:04:10] I know.
[03:04:12] But the clicky little clicky.
[03:04:14] Oh, oh, that one was my next song.
[03:04:20] It formed a meat shield.
[03:04:22] I just got he literally did.
[03:04:24] Yeah.
[03:04:26] You know, the last guy.
[03:04:27] I was behind you.
[03:04:29] Oh, you shot it.
[03:04:30] So it's a rambler.
[03:04:33] Yes, they're killing each other.
[03:04:34] Yes.
[03:04:36] that's our best our best gambit
[03:04:40] monami
[03:04:43] I'll smoke low A
[03:04:47] is low A
[03:04:51] T-Rap? A-Rap yeah okay I'm sorry A-Rap
[03:04:54] I didn't see anyone I might be mid front
[03:04:59] it's mid it's mid yeah couple back mid not repeating that
[03:05:02] Oh fuck nice it's a damn scam never by the MP9
[03:05:20] I'm just holding my angle, I'm holding my angle man, it's something to sleep on, could
[03:05:44] BB tons that could also be a peak palace quick then we'll get good intel
[03:05:52] yeah no one's there could be a ramp or it's be
[03:06:04] the cat the cat
[03:06:07] just back up for you
[03:06:10] I would go through our spawn
[03:06:13] this way oh
[03:06:14] Oh, are they doing a no he saw him cat banded this way Justin. Yeah
[03:06:24] Oh no, oh
[03:06:27] Don't be wait for bum
[03:06:30] Oh
[03:06:32] That was fast
[03:06:36] Today
[03:06:38] It is it is a it's a what what really there they're going crazy. That's crazy
[03:06:44] Oh, there's two alive.
[03:06:49] Where are Justin and where?
[03:06:51] I'm not sure. One site, one probably...
[03:06:53] Oh my god!
[03:06:54] Last one's in site somewhere.
[03:06:55] Probably your left here.
[03:06:56] Low time, low time.
[03:06:57] Maybe in that sandwich or...
[03:07:02] Oh, good try.
[03:07:03] Oh, good try.
[03:07:05] Good try.
[03:07:06] That kill was crazy, man.
[03:07:09] Did you scared each other?
[03:07:11] Yeah.
[03:07:12] I'm hard broke.
[03:07:13] come on a rope yeah and save it
[03:07:22] oh i just got a VIP 9 then let's try these little shit what do you mean just
[03:07:27] got that's a great gun man uh i don't know how to shoot it i think
[03:07:33] he is all w that's a big time this whole w gun
[03:07:38] Like play it like Call of Duty.
[03:07:40] Flash mid.
[03:07:42] Nothing A, nothing A.
[03:07:44] Ooh, I'm dead.
[03:07:46] They got a cat.
[03:07:48] I'm not ready.
[03:07:50] Cat A.
[03:07:52] Yeah, cat, cat, cat. I shouldn't have looked.
[03:07:54] Cat A?
[03:07:56] Three cat.
[03:07:58] Are they going A or B?
[03:08:00] They looked B to me.
[03:08:02] I was asking, I was asking.
[03:08:04] I was asking.
[03:08:06] I hate that whole man, not Hut.
[03:08:14] Future.
[03:08:15] I pumped him.
[03:08:20] He's got 99 damage.
[03:08:24] Vibreset.
[03:08:25] Oh, man.
[03:08:26] Guns now.
[03:08:27] He pulled it down.
[03:08:30] 3 7 that's fine that's fine 3 7
[03:08:38] I'm Molly lower a you going window Paul I can't I got P90 I heard it for a month
[03:09:00] Smokesman again, they're just going to keep doing mid control.
[03:09:07] Somebody up in a part.
[03:09:08] There's two coming up next to A.
[03:09:10] That's got flashed in A, somehow.
[03:09:16] Wow, I cannot land that shot.
[03:09:25] One is cat.
[03:09:26] Yeah, one's a little bit cat.
[03:09:28] Holy cow.
[03:09:30] They turned on me and sent me three in sight from Connective.
[03:09:34] Justin got two, or Dan got two.
[03:09:35] I'm done, eh?
[03:09:40] Good, good, good, good, that's a huge reset, man.
[03:09:47] Clatech did nothing.
[03:09:50] I think I got baited by a decoy, man.
[03:09:54] But now from...
[03:10:00] My Mali lower A.
[03:10:02] Yep. Also known as T-Rap.
[03:10:05] T-Rap?
[03:10:07] One of these days.
[03:10:19] I heard an AWP somewhere.
[03:10:21] Apartments? Apartments? Two apartments?
[03:10:23] I'm gonna play from kitchen.
[03:10:30] They just a tree stay
[03:10:34] Kind of watching connector still good shit for you good shit
[03:10:41] Yeah, we'll get up cat one guy up cat
[03:10:46] Nice it's got nothing
[03:10:50] Last guy oh my god boys
[03:10:57] Good around that's good around
[03:11:00] I
[03:11:03] Live with one HP
[03:11:11] Huge I thought go headshot a hundred percent. Oh
[03:11:22] Green time greasy
[03:11:24] A. We have smoke for it. I don't see anything. Apartments. So I got cat on desk. I'm sorry.
[03:11:40] It's all going over now. Okay, I got some shots. I got some shot.
[03:11:45] Palace couple couple guys palace. One last guy. There's another guy sitting palace.
[03:11:50] I'm watching it, I'm watching it.
[03:11:52] Coming out on site, coming out on site.
[03:11:54] I'm so sorry.
[03:11:55] I got nothing sitting at Palace.
[03:11:57] Wow.
[03:11:58] Wow.
[03:11:59] I'm so glad I didn't, I'm so glad I didn't kill Dan.
[03:12:05] I heard one more Palace.
[03:12:06] Your name is like the same color as the fucking wall.
[03:12:10] I can't.
[03:12:12] Damn.
[03:12:13] Shot him in his dick a little bit.
[03:12:16] I imagine they're going back from mid stuff after that.
[03:12:21] Yes, Dave.
[03:12:24] Hey, just think of this as Dust 3.
[03:12:25] I should know you got it back.
[03:12:27] Yeah, I'm good with Mirage.
[03:12:28] Mirage I got.
[03:12:30] The other slop maps.
[03:12:31] Sloppy.
[03:12:37] You think they're going to go mid, Justin?
[03:12:39] I think so.
[03:12:42] I see shit apartments.
[03:12:43] There's one back mid.
[03:12:46] you go window just like yeah I did there's no one in connector
[03:12:55] one's walking up cat but Corey what are you looking at it's smoke it's smoke
[03:13:03] Yeah, one's cat flashing cat the peak
[03:13:14] Not I'm going back it was connected
[03:13:19] I'm not sure.
[03:13:29] Oh, nice.
[03:13:33] Oh, okay.
[03:13:38] Apollo. That was crazy.
[03:13:43] I did not get a smoke.
[03:13:51] I was I would I landed that shot in his head was like one pixel big.
[03:13:54] I was dying the glance of chat, man.
[03:13:56] I was dying.
[03:13:58] I know it's such a good shot.
[03:14:02] Oh, shit, you can you take that one.
[03:14:08] Apollo, Molly's one up again.
[03:14:10] No, they're not.
[03:14:12] They're right nice. I shootin. I shootin. He's the only one
[03:14:17] There's more there the throne slop
[03:14:25] Watch for your house, okay, he's the middle of ramp like down mid
[03:14:33] Just what do you just waiting?
[03:14:36] Did he get you window? Yep. He's just standing in the open man
[03:14:42] Let's go Ryan, let's go, let's go, let's go.
[03:14:52] It's bomb here.
[03:14:53] Look left for up.
[03:14:54] Oh yeah, it was a four, it was a four.
[03:14:56] Arms on daddy.
[03:14:58] Uh oh.
[03:14:59] 99, 7 for 90.
[03:15:00] They're gonna go get the actor.
[03:15:02] Oh Christ.
[03:15:03] Jesus Christ.
[03:15:04] That was a rough round.
[03:15:05] That's a rough round.
[03:15:12] That should have gone CT on that one.
[03:15:19] Hold on, Mice.
[03:15:26] I press control too much now.
[03:15:28] Well, let me crouch anymore.
[03:15:30] You got your knees are weak.
[03:15:33] I'm tired, my drone's.
[03:15:36] Your drone's stuff, you're already?
[03:15:39] Hope they're seeing you then.
[03:15:43] Someone's got a shotgun.
[03:15:47] I got A-Rap here, I got A-Rap stuff.
[03:15:49] Yeah, couple up, couple up already.
[03:15:56] That's that one connected.
[03:15:59] Nice.
[03:16:01] go grab my scarf again did my shafts not hit?
[03:16:04] I mean you gotta take the stack off bro
[03:16:09] I gotta go window
[03:16:14] I could come back after going 0-5
[03:16:17] they smoke window
[03:16:22] hit often but go for it I gotta go window
[03:16:25] let's make this right as rain
[03:16:36] OHHHHHHHHHHH
[03:16:38] nice
[03:16:39] alright im an idiot
[03:16:42] yeah apartments, apartments out, out, out, they're out
[03:16:45] fuck me why can't I hold B dude
[03:16:51] alright
[03:16:53] OK.
[03:16:56] I'm walking like you guys time to catch up.
[03:16:59] He saw me.
[03:17:01] He did not see me.
[03:17:03] Only one left.
[03:17:04] And he said nice.
[03:17:06] That's a freak.
[03:17:11] I still got to remember to buy it.
[03:17:12] You guys are great.
[03:17:15] Yeah, it's pretty important, especially
[03:17:16] when you have $9,000.
[03:17:17] Oh, but that upflick, though.
[03:17:23] love it love it
[03:17:26] i'd like to do my dumb idea, see if i remember my smokes
[03:17:30] i went for pistols, i think pistols are good
[03:17:32] come on, you're not telling me that
[03:17:35] you rush, rush, rush beer? no no no no
[03:17:37] i like it
[03:17:38] i like it too, it works as long as they don't buy a bunch of names and throw it at us
[03:17:42] i know, i know where to stand for apollo too
[03:17:46] that was for smokes, he's not doing that
[03:17:48] yeah but i was still standing there to cover him anyway
[03:17:51] that's my dog
[03:17:53] and it's his birthday sir
[03:17:56] and it's all made to scope
[03:17:59] there
[03:18:03] I'm suck
[03:18:04] one stairs one site
[03:18:14] that was a really rough one
[03:18:18] on the a-r-s we gotta just really hold W through it you wanna
[03:18:21] try to close that gap no walking or anything like that
[03:18:28] ok mid picks, mid picks
[03:18:33] let me get bomb, let me get bomb, I'll make noise by B and B halls and stuff
[03:18:39] don't rush yet
[03:18:40] no no let's rush it, let's make it and then you look up at it
[03:18:42] yeah and I'm gonna go to the palace, yeah
[03:18:43] it's huge
[03:18:44] it's big noise
[03:18:45] he just don't want to
[03:18:46] we want to go as far as we can
[03:18:47] we're gonna kill one of them, they're not gonna have a reason to rotate
[03:18:50] No, they're dumb. Watch this shit.
[03:18:57] They smell so vermal-y.
[03:19:01] You guys start backing up, start backing up. I'm gonna push. Start backing up.
[03:19:03] I'm gonna give my life up for this.
[03:19:08] He double-shocked on me, but he's weak a little bit.
[03:19:10] Go away, go away, go away, go away.
[03:19:13] Blanting?
[03:19:16] It's playing for Palace. If you come back for two spawns...
[03:19:18] Yeah, two sponsors like there's two connector on it.
[03:19:21] So I cat on it once lit. Oh my God. Yeah. Okay.
[03:19:25] Three coming from that way. I believe in you. Yeah.
[03:19:40] Oh, I was going to try round.
[03:19:43] Yeah, two. Oh, we got one. Never mind.
[03:19:46] is it too full it's just crazy
[03:19:52] twenty three and we have yet we get we get we got one
[03:19:55] was it justin
[03:19:58] justin's flick yet and yeah
[03:20:02] alright what are we thinking
[03:20:05] I like mid control I'm a mid control
[03:20:10] someone throw a smoke I can smoke two things
[03:20:13] If you smoke right as you're there or there, I'm gonna smoke connector
[03:20:18] I'll smoke with anything this is don't don't smoke that
[03:20:23] Wait for this to bloom before you go peak metal
[03:20:29] That landed good job. I'm gonna smoke connector. I think we go cap pretty quickly here pretty quickly
[03:20:35] I'm getting shot through the smoke bro.
[03:20:42] We need a speed grenade bro we need a speed grenade oh no.
[03:20:51] Oh my god, that was a comedy grenade man
[03:21:06] We save one more, we save one more
[03:21:08] Just make sure you can buy next, you can buy light if you want
[03:21:10] Holy fuck
[03:21:11] I'm just going to do shurikers again.
[03:21:18] Holy fuck.
[03:21:21] Let's go.
[03:21:24] Make noise again.
[03:21:26] I'm not going to do that.
[03:21:29] Well you didn't say don't come.
[03:21:31] I just assumed.
[03:21:32] Do not come.
[03:21:35] I'm not sure.
[03:21:42] Sure.
[03:21:45] Snipe CT.
[03:21:48] I'm on stairs, I'm A.
[03:21:50] Can't see anything, Corey.
[03:21:52] One was here, but...
[03:21:54] Can I throw you the bomb?
[03:21:55] Oh, he's in one of the benches.
[03:21:58] Bench.
[03:22:00] Right down to that blasted space.
[03:22:04] Nice.
[03:22:05] Nice.
[03:22:06] God damn it.
[03:22:07] Why'd they pull this?
[03:22:08] Nice tapping tap.
[03:22:09] It's a pressure fire.
[03:22:11] I think I'm...
[03:22:16] There's nothing I left.
[03:22:22] Okay.
[03:22:23] Nice.
[03:22:24] I think I got quite a bit of it.
[03:22:27] Where?
[03:22:28] Oh, okay.
[03:22:29] Nice.
[03:22:30] He plot is nice.
[03:22:33] Oh, the reload is brutal.
[03:22:38] What?
[03:22:39] Oh!
[03:22:40] Guys, I think they knew, I think they knew, I think they knew, yeah, they knew the idea.
[03:22:57] We go Palace.
[03:22:58] Let me go in there alone though, I'm just going to work a pic.
[03:23:01] You could try to execute on a love or his work picks
[03:23:05] Well, you know what this guy's sniping CT. That's his game plans all to smoke it and then we just go in with
[03:23:10] They haven't done always or anything
[03:23:12] huge I got a nice big guy
[03:23:18] You ready to go oh face up there
[03:23:23] I'm gonna wait to smoke out. I'm gonna wait to smoke out and then I'm gonna I'm gonna you just throw the smoke now by the way
[03:23:28] I'll pick it up
[03:23:30] That one's ready your damn feet, bro. I'm gonna or about to go ramp. Yeah, and in about let's say at 120
[03:23:37] I'm throwing the smoke at 120 on a timer huge
[03:23:40] It's gonna take like it takes like five seconds to land though it goes really far so
[03:23:49] Those cat
[03:23:54] We're mullied off, but the smoke is down
[03:23:56] Oh window, window, oh my god.
[03:24:01] Sloppy jungle?
[03:24:03] 3rd one too, why not.
[03:24:05] Calm down.
[03:24:06] Slop window.
[03:24:12] Again.
[03:24:16] Stairs?
[03:24:17] Yeah, I'm watching stairs.
[03:24:18] He's on.
[03:24:22] He's not on nothing.
[03:24:24] Great plays, guys.
[03:24:28] He's jungle.
[03:24:28] Not my best word.
[03:24:29] Not my best word.
[03:24:30] Last guy jungle.
[03:24:33] I might be bad.
[03:24:37] Oh, no.
[03:24:40] Huge.
[03:24:41] Nice.
[03:24:41] Nice.
[03:24:42] Run.
[03:24:42] Run.
[03:24:43] Run.
[03:24:43] Run.
[03:24:44] Run.
[03:24:44] Run.
[03:24:45] Run.
[03:24:45] You're safe there.
[03:24:46] Big plays.
[03:24:49] Big, big, big, bigly.
[03:24:54] I'm going to pick palace, I have bomb and I'm going to throw it, I don't want to be
[03:25:10] here alone.
[03:25:11] someone smart wait for the smoke wait for the smoke game should be up
[03:25:21] I'll pick up.
[03:25:24] Oh, are you raging right now steps cat?
[03:25:32] It's two down.
[03:25:37] Oh, my God.
[03:25:40] Responding.
[03:25:45] I'm getting it.
[03:25:47] uh... it looks like it was right next to ryan i think
[03:25:53] it was cat for sure it was a good i think you might have to take a look at it
[03:26:01] make it a quick window to do all of these jungle
[03:26:06] it could be window he was moving towards window again ryan
[03:26:10] all and the back somehow
[03:26:14] He said it was jungle.
[03:26:16] Yeah.
[03:26:17] He saw him.
[03:26:26] Little haircut.
[03:26:28] Don't, you don't got the time for this one.
[03:26:29] Real low on time, yeah.
[03:26:33] Honestly, I think just save the gun.
[03:26:35] I don't think you can even get there in time.
[03:26:41] Yeah, you shh.
[03:26:43] not a big boy come on
[03:26:46] me give me a little give me a little
[03:26:48] i'm gonna go get some pics here
[03:26:51] is me sure you don't die if it's zero
[03:26:56] you might
[03:26:57] watch the the whole here careful
[03:27:04] I'm just shy of being able to buy I can't I can't take a armor
[03:27:17] You know just in here take this I don't have ever used this
[03:27:23] It would be my first time.
[03:27:26] We can still work mid.
[03:27:27] I'll smoke it again.
[03:27:29] I'm going to see if I can shoot someone in the head with this.
[03:27:36] Alright.
[03:27:37] It's nice, right?
[03:27:39] Yep, smoked out.
[03:27:41] It worked out.
[03:27:43] One window, I guess?
[03:27:45] I'm going to smoke like we're executing A.
[03:27:48] Okay, it rotates them all here.
[03:27:51] There's always one cat, man.
[03:27:59] You know what?
[03:28:04] I hear 1A.
[03:28:08] You got boxes?
[03:28:10] Oh my god, he's so good!
[03:28:16] There's one left.
[03:28:19] One box is the last one today, you guys might be rotating there though, so.
[03:28:28] Yeah, he's good. He's good.
[03:28:31] I delivered the bomb. Oh, cat cat cat.
[03:28:38] Good trade.
[03:28:38] was those boxes. Oh my god. Good try. Good try.
[03:28:50] We have to win this one. Yeah, very good.
[03:28:59] What's our best play? Let's try again. Um, right? You want to
[03:29:02] throw me a smoke? That round, he was just rushing it with a
[03:29:04] need his hands and I shot him so they might throw some shit this time.
[03:29:08] We can take our time again if they smoke it.
[03:29:11] I need that smoke back then.
[03:29:20] Start working up.
[03:29:25] I'm smoking CT and I'm going to smoke jungle too in a second.
[03:29:30] in a second.
[03:29:31] That's fine, we're gonna have to go.
[03:29:33] I think flash through it if you can.
[03:29:35] We have to go, we have to go.
[03:29:38] Didn't mean to smoke.
[03:29:39] There's two stairs.
[03:29:40] Two stairs.
[03:29:41] One is hurt.
[03:29:42] One site.
[03:29:43] One site.
[03:29:44] Boxes.
[03:29:45] Backboxes.
[03:29:46] He's still backside, backside, backside.
[03:29:51] Stairs.
[03:29:52] One in the smoke.
[03:29:54] In the smoke by Ryan.
[03:29:56] Got him.
[03:29:58] Nice.
[03:30:00] Insanely good call
[03:30:02] I know sorry. I'm smoking re smoking jungler. I've been killed from connected connector or cat
[03:30:11] Flashing
[03:30:16] Both they're both there
[03:30:23] I don't want to peek it. Yeah
[03:30:27] One's up
[03:30:29] Oh
[03:30:32] That was really smart bit the wall bang and then peak
[03:30:37] Oh fuck
[03:30:46] Nice try
[03:30:52] That's going to least chaotic round of all time
[03:30:59] You did as you were getting confused, look at the ladder and then they peeked to your
[03:31:07] room.
[03:31:08] Well no they threw a bunch of shit, I thought they threw a flash at you.
[03:31:10] If you want to get off the ladder just hit space and you'll jump off of it.
[03:31:14] Okay.
[03:31:15] Yeah.
[03:31:16] What are we doing this time?
[03:31:17] Let's call here Cap.
[03:31:18] What are you doing?
[03:31:19] I feel like they'll be pretty expecting that.
[03:31:21] We can do that.
[03:31:22] Yeah.
[03:31:23] Let's try to...
[03:31:24] We don't have any smoke for a window, huh?
[03:31:26] I do.
[03:31:27] Oh maybe one.
[03:31:28] that ever would be
[03:31:32] now i missed
[03:31:33] that sucks
[03:31:35] that's why he's uh... ideal
[03:31:38] low low low ramp
[03:31:40] connector i don't know what to call that will make that was something that's
[03:31:42] something that
[03:31:48] i'm going to lose bomb here i'm sorry advance
[03:31:58] Nice.
[03:31:59] Oh, I don't want to reload.
[03:32:06] He's very, very quiet.
[03:32:07] B's no one's at B.
[03:32:08] I'm coming.
[03:32:09] But, okay, I'm coming.
[03:32:10] Try to hold the side if you can.
[03:32:13] Uh, Ryan, take long.
[03:32:14] Oh my god, how do I give you a bomb?
[03:32:17] There you go.
[03:32:18] Oh, they don't throw nothing yet until your team's there.
[03:32:23] Still clear.
[03:32:24] Oh, I got you. I got you. I got you there.
[03:32:29] I got you. I got you. I got you.
[03:32:34] Good kill.
[03:32:39] Oh, oh my god.
[03:32:44] Oh, it's a really good try.
[03:33:19] the cat smoke is landing so once the molly is done we should go we should go
[03:33:32] i got a guy under tunnels
[03:33:34] ok cat
[03:33:35] holy cow
[03:33:43] orange plant
[03:33:44] dan
[03:33:45] planter
[03:33:46] kitchen
[03:33:47] Kitchen
[03:33:52] Place
[03:33:57] Yo, let me flame up. I'm a flame off kitchen, Ryan. Get out of there. Throws me the window
[03:34:02] One coming house, maybe
[03:34:05] Nope, he's through cat through cat. Oh, he got through kitchen somehow anyway
[03:34:14] Fuck
[03:34:16] And T.
[03:34:17] Rekusatch pulled by Flashbang, they all came out, man.
[03:34:25] Now, what's happening, guys?
[03:34:26] Well, I'm pretty good team, to be honest.
[03:34:28] That's on me.
[03:34:29] I didn't.
[03:34:30] I didn't.
[03:34:36] That was a good game, though.
[03:34:38] So long, you had one level, man.
[03:34:40] Yeah.
[03:34:41] Three and a half hours, one level?
[03:34:43] or just buy a bunch of those stupid crates or whatever they are
[03:34:47] I only works once
[03:34:49] Works once per color I guess
[03:34:52] Yeah
[03:34:54] GG's
[03:34:55] Later guys
[03:34:56] Bye bye
[03:34:59] Y'all have a good one
[03:35:01] GG
[03:35:05] Alright Chad, I'm going to go pee and then we'll play some Mario Tennis
[03:35:13] you
[03:36:13] you
[03:36:43] It's crunch time. Let me see if I have plugged in my Nintendo Switch properly to the Elgato,
[03:37:00] which usually, usually, we've gotten pretty good at these days.
[03:37:06] It fucking works, bro.
[03:37:24] It fucking works.
[03:37:25] There's no audio.
[03:37:28] Or is it, can you hear that like insanely quietly?
[03:37:33] No, not at all.
[03:37:36] I think. Oh wait, wait, wait, I forgot I had to do this. There we go. Okay. Bottom of properties.
[03:37:57] You actually might be a legend if this works.
[03:38:07] It says there's audio coming through.
[03:38:10] What if I was to crank this soldier boy?
[03:38:20] It works but it's insanely quiet.
[03:38:22] That's okay so you guys can hear it but I can't hear it.
[03:38:24] So I need one, I think I need to go back to this for one second, and I need to open
[03:38:29] game, work, Elgato 4K capture utility?
[03:38:40] And it's going to grab- Oh!
[03:38:43] Now we're fucking talking!
[03:38:45] Hello!
[03:38:46] Hello!
[03:38:47] Now we are fucking talking, bro!
[03:38:49] Now I go back here, and I lower it a lot.
[03:38:59] Like a lot.
[03:39:03] Hello.
[03:39:09] Hey.
[03:39:09] Hi.
[03:39:13] Slashmarker, Mario Tennis.
[03:39:16] Guys, I'm on a level with you.
[03:39:17] I don't even know what the new Mario Tennis is called and my wife wants to play Mario Tennis with me tomorrow
[03:39:22] so I figured I would play some Mario Tennis tonight so that you would understand what is happening
[03:39:29] and I would understand what's happening as well.
[03:39:31] Brother we can't hear you.
[03:39:32] Wait, wait, wait, hold on. Hang on a second.
[03:39:37] There's gotta be a way to change the toggle full screen mode.
[03:39:43] It's too loud.
[03:39:45] I don't know what I did.
[03:39:47] Cause I could turn this way, no, that's...
[03:39:52] Give me a second, I've been doing this a long time, I think I know what I'm doing.
[03:40:02] How's that?
[03:40:03] Does that make way more sense?
[03:40:05] Hey!
[03:40:06] Yes, this is way better.
[03:40:11] Alright, perfect.
[03:40:12] Let's go over some...
[03:40:13] Anyway, long story short, I'm putting this in my wife tomorrow, so I don't want
[03:40:15] I like bottom frag on the Mario Tennis Doubles leaderboard so we're gonna learn
[03:40:21] how to play the game a little bit first it's still too loud okay that's fine I'll
[03:40:27] come over here and I'll lower it a little bit more game still says counter strike
[03:40:33] there's nothing twitch chat loves more than settings posting so I understand
[03:40:37] even IGN is writing articles about oh the streamer settings were wrong so now
[03:40:44] Now, I want to make sure that every single individual in chat is happy with absolutely
[03:40:50] everything.
[03:40:51] If there's anything I can do, please let me know, okay?
[03:40:54] The game has been changed.
[03:40:56] The title's not changing.
[03:40:57] You got a comfortable seat.
[03:40:59] You got a good line of sight.
[03:41:00] Nobody in front of you is using their cellular telephone, et cetera, et cetera.
[03:41:05] Hang on.
[03:41:06] This person might be needed.
[03:41:07] Give me one moment, please.
[03:41:10] Yeah, it's going to have to happen.
[03:41:12] I'm sorry.
[03:41:13] That one that one we're just gonna give a timeout though. You can be bad. What's 600? 600 is not enough bro 600 seconds
[03:41:21] Dev K. Are you here? We need the minimum default timeout to be minutes not seconds just overnight
[03:41:29] Please change
[03:41:30] The the unit to minutes instead of seconds 600 seconds is not nearly enough bro
[03:41:37] Not nearly enough bad time. I know but it's still really damn loud. Okay
[03:41:42] Okay, that was Royal Kimaris.
[03:41:47] How many people in chat, one in chat if you agree with Royal Kimaris, two in chat if you
[03:41:50] think that they should be timed out for 600 years.
[03:41:57] Royal Kimaris, that's a lot of twos.
[03:41:58] I'm going to need you to go, some keyboards these days have a scroll wheel on them and
[03:42:02] if you scroll down on it it will lower your system volume and that will help you out.
[03:42:10] That might help you out.
[03:42:11] It's still fucking loud.
[03:42:16] Okay now, not that anybody cares, now I can't hear it.
[03:42:21] Now I cannot audibly hear the game at all.
[03:42:26] That's perfect.
[03:42:27] Okay, well I'm gonna crank up my own man.
[03:42:33] I don't give a fuck.
[03:42:34] I know, man.
[03:42:35] That's kind of the problem.
[03:42:36] Okay, one second.
[03:42:37] So the point is, nobody gives a fuck.
[03:42:38] We'll play Mario Tennis Fever.
[03:42:40] Are you ready?
[03:42:42] That's how you toss the ball up.
[03:42:43] Toss is one of the hardest parts of the serve to be honest.
[03:42:45] The serve is when you hit the ball midair after you toss it.
[03:42:50] That seemed pretty much perfect to a guy like me.
[03:42:51] That's an ace.
[03:42:54] That was a solid serve.
[03:42:55] Now we'll move on to hitting back your opponent's serve, which is called a return.
[03:42:59] Remember to let the ball bounce once before making your return.
[03:43:01] If you return it before it touches the ground, your opponent gets the point.
[03:43:05] I am aware of that, okay?
[03:43:07] Yeah?
[03:43:08] Okay, honestly, mod with perfect topspin.
[03:43:14] After returning a serve, you can hit the ball with a swing either after a bounce or before
[03:43:18] a bounce, which is called a volley.
[03:43:20] Hitting it straight ahead isn't the best move.
[03:43:21] There's other tricks to scoring.
[03:43:23] The first trick is aiming for spots far from your opponent, like the edges of the court.
[03:43:27] Okay, we're going to get him running here with the backhand topspin.
[03:43:35] You know what?
[03:43:36] You've earned yourself a little slice, buddy.
[03:43:38] Same controls as the N64, look at that.
[03:43:42] You can also press, we've already been doing our, our charge shot, bro.
[03:43:47] I bet.
[03:43:51] Destroyed.
[03:43:52] Destroyed.
[03:43:56] Press twice to perform a powerful shot.
[03:43:58] It packs a punch.
[03:44:00] Confirmed.
[03:44:02] He chose not to reply.
[03:44:07] Make sure to run back to the center court after returning the ball so you can reach wherever
[03:44:10] the next shot flies.
[03:44:11] Last but not least, let's talk about rackets that have unique powers.
[03:44:14] Fever rackets.
[03:44:15] You can get these unique rackets by winning matches or clearing certain conditions.
[03:44:19] They allow you to make fever shots with effects unique to each racket.
[03:44:22] What the fuck?
[03:44:25] Try hitting a fever shot using a flame racket for some fire power.
[03:44:32] What the...
[03:44:33] What have I done?
[03:44:34] I hit him!
[03:44:36] I hit him in the head.
[03:44:37] Now if a player touches that fire, their HP gauge will go down.
[03:44:42] An empty HP gauge makes you move slower,
[03:44:44] and a double's match it knocks you off the court.
[03:44:46] If you return before it hits the ground,
[03:44:48] you return both the shot and its effect.
[03:44:51] Okay, I see.
[03:44:56] Mogged.
[03:44:58] Mogged, and he burned to death.
[03:45:02] Okay, score seven points to win.
[03:45:04] You're literally done, buddy.
[03:45:06] Hearst off, crazy slice.
[03:45:09] I have no idea how to aim that. I know it's telling me, but I have no idea how to aim whatsoever.
[03:45:15] We don't need to see a replay of that. Be serious.
[03:45:18] Top spin to get him moving.
[03:45:22] We take him back. Oh, we take him down. We take him down the line one more time.
[03:45:26] And then, then we fade him on the crosscourt.
[03:45:30] We got to get up there. We got to play a little serve and volley against him. That's not even close, bro.
[03:45:33] Well, we got him dancing.
[03:45:38] A little slice to buy us some time.
[03:45:39] Go back to center cord.
[03:45:42] I was trying to reply with a fever shot.
[03:45:43] I guess my fever juice was not all the way stored up yet.
[03:45:48] OK, ready for this?
[03:45:49] I'm thinking topspin right down the center line.
[03:45:57] We got a fever shot.
[03:45:58] You're done, bud.
[03:46:01] Literally, you can't get that.
[03:46:02] okay this is how good the average person is online
[03:46:06] they're actually done for slice rate down the middle
[03:46:13] i'm gonna hit it into the fire
[03:46:16] i can't help but feel that the things that are on fire on whose side of the map are good for us to hit into
[03:46:21] you
[03:46:25] oh holy man
[03:46:28] into the fire
[03:46:29] the fire is now dissipated
[03:46:31] Oh, buddy. I should have gotten underneath that.
[03:46:34] Oh! What the fuck?
[03:46:36] Craziest shot of all time?
[03:46:46] Good job, man.
[03:46:50] Six!
[03:46:51] One.
[03:46:53] Okay. I think we need an ace here.
[03:46:59] Aces are not possible, apparently.
[03:47:01] got right in the fire right in the fire game set a match Mario that's it man it's
[03:47:09] that simple new character kamik holy shit that this can't be a Nintendo game
[03:47:14] bro they're letting us play the game immediately after learning the controls
[03:47:17] you don't have to do like 90 minutes of story mode first that seems insane man
[03:47:31] People really like that Marty Supreme movie that much. I found it so boring and predictable.
[03:47:36] Well, it's based on a true story, so you could just read the Wikipedia article, I guess.
[03:47:40] I don't know if that dude was really... Ah, you know what? No spoilers. I gave it a 5 and a heart on Letterbox. I loved it.
[03:47:45] Um...
[03:47:46] I will say I've been getting a lot of... because I've been watching more Kino, I've been getting a lot of comments from people
[03:47:51] who are like, yes, NL, this is peak, and then I go look at their reviews and they've literally given nothing a 5 star in their entire history on Letterbox.
[03:47:59] Like their entire letterbox history is like Oscar winning movies, considered some of the best movies of all time with like two and a half to three and a halfs.
[03:48:10] I was like profile stalking people that gave sinners like half a star, one battle after another, one star and a half.
[03:48:17] Like it was crazy to me man. I couldn't believe it.
[03:48:21] They enjoyed nothing Jon Snow. But they enjoyed Barton Fink and I did too.
[03:48:26] I did too. Now anyway, let me show you the life of the Maya.
[03:48:29] Um...
[03:48:31] Look at Bro, take me straight into a ranked match. I'm ready.
[03:48:41] A new month has begun, so your rankings have been recalculated.
[03:48:44] Matchmaking's based on your skill level, lad.
[03:48:47] Okay.
[03:48:49] I mean, you know what? Put me on no fever rackets.
[03:48:53] Shhh.
[03:48:55] I don't know man, you can't be Mario. Let's just let's keep it simple. I
[03:49:01] Want Donkey Kong's got crazy speed, huh? I like I like spam in Mario tennis to be honest with you
[03:49:07] But my wife is probably gonna play do
[03:49:11] Is there who how would I know who's a good volier?
[03:49:15] If she's gonna boo my plate close to the top of the net, you know what give me a little Koopa trippa
[03:49:21] Dropshot charges fast. Oh damn
[03:49:23] drop shot charges fast down interesting
[03:49:28] Koopa seems OP I like how he goes
[03:49:38] me versus music that might be there might be a real fellow man oh Jesus Jesus
[03:49:47] Christ! Oh my god he's bringing a little bit more heat than Luigi bro.
[03:50:02] Good Lord! Good God! Guys what's lob? What's lob? I need to know what lob is
[03:50:09] immediately maybe the opposite of drop nope all right well this one's gonna be
[03:50:23] over this one's gonna be over really quick my bad y'all it's a b a b okay a
[03:50:29] b confirms okay this is the this is the fastest game of Mario tennis that
[03:50:37] it'll ever be played ever.
[03:50:39] Change court, there's no need for that, man.
[03:50:48] Lock in.
[03:50:50] Oh, my god.
[03:50:55] All right, good game.
[03:50:55] Ding said a match to Bounty Talk.
[03:50:57] OK, we need to find a mode in between my opponent
[03:51:01] tries not to hit the ball, and my opponent scores
[03:51:05] instantly every single time
[03:51:09] Is there a oh, I think I've queued again is there a is there a mode
[03:51:17] That is somewhere in between
[03:51:20] Computer that does not hit the ball and oh my guys fucking after it off, bro. I think we're fucking fucked
[03:51:31] Jesus Christ
[03:51:33] okay get first off you get a moving
[03:51:36] oh Jesus get a moving like that
[03:51:41] oh we scored a point this is huge
[03:51:45] baited
[03:51:49] and then yeah put them in this
[03:51:53] now we put them in this bin cycle I understand I understand it now
[03:51:56] we're going that way for some reason
[03:52:01] What a fucking shot, bro. You can't hit that. You can't stop that. You can't stop that.
[03:52:06] Akronov, this must be demoralizing after what you just saw.
[03:52:09] Never mind. Good swing. Good swing.
[03:52:12] Boo is impossible. It's impossible to hit Boo, sir.
[03:52:15] There's too much damn spin. That gives us time to get back to the center line.
[03:52:20] Then we hit you with a dropper.
[03:52:23] Oh, Jesus.
[03:52:25] Oh!
[03:52:29] Great play. You got me in the spin cycle on that one.
[03:52:31] I forgot what buttons I was pressing to be off. We take those aces, we take those aces.
[03:52:37] Acronaut, this is good. I feel like we're getting a chance to actually learn something this time.
[03:52:47] You can't fucking stop that, bro. You can't fucking stop that.
[03:52:50] That's how the 70-year-olds were playing on the tennis courts in my neighborhood.
[03:52:54] They got no cardio.
[03:52:57] But if they ever touch it like it looks like a Tim Wakefield knuckleball coming to get you
[03:53:04] That's nothing
[03:53:09] Good drop good drop shot. I don't know how to drop shot good drop shot
[03:53:12] You hold B then switch to a or do you hold a and then switch to B? Nobody knows
[03:53:17] Insane abs absolutely get on believe unhittable unhittable
[03:53:23] Where do we go with this one?
[03:53:25] outside press button first then second button okay where we go on this one
[03:53:34] inside big mistake shit you might get six seven bro oh shit fucking lock in
[03:53:44] Fucking lock in
[03:53:52] We take those okay, honestly good game acrobat we can fucking play this now. We can fucking play this that was a good game. Oh
[03:54:01] And this is quick man
[03:54:06] What the fuck I'll repeat search
[03:54:09] is my mistake though the biggest misconception I think that times have
[03:54:19] changed over the course of me streaming as well but Nintendo games online it
[03:54:26] really did used to be like you're playing against someone whose name dad
[03:54:29] oh this is bad nowadays if you're like a week late to a Nintendo game it's like
[03:54:36] Like somebody who rides their bike with no helmet and has insanely curly hair has already
[03:54:40] like metagamed the optimal strategy three or four days after it's come out.
[03:54:49] Crazy shot.
[03:54:50] You have me in the spin cycle on that one.
[03:54:51] I don't even know what to do.
[03:54:52] Okay, I'm thinking on this one.
[03:54:53] On this one we go outside.
[03:54:57] I'm literally used to getting stream sniped so it doesn't matter.
[03:55:00] That means I would be a great shot.
[03:55:07] Okay, hold.
[03:55:10] Guys, I'm letting him...
[03:55:13] He's playing too much serve and volley.
[03:55:16] I've got to figure out... You know what?
[03:55:18] Oh, God!
[03:55:19] And he's not just doing the thing everyone else has done, where they just keep hitting it side to side.
[03:55:25] Sometimes he's going down the line instead of cross-court.
[03:55:28] Holy f**k.
[03:55:30] Holy f**k.
[03:55:32] Give it your best shot.
[03:55:38] We take this.
[03:55:40] Here's what I'm thinking.
[03:55:42] I'm thinking you just play on instinct.
[03:55:48] That's bad.
[03:55:50] He's going this way this time!
[03:55:52] Oh, I didn't think he would do it twice in a row.
[03:55:58] I know can I get can I get like dad's can I get dad or mom in the next game, please?
[03:56:08] I'll repeat my search, please
[03:56:14] They're at work man, that's a good point now that I think about it. I
[03:56:20] Think this might be the first time my life. I've ever been like the tutorial was not adequate in a Nintendo game
[03:56:26] Usually you tell your friends if you're gonna play a Nintendo game
[03:56:29] You're like play an hour and a half before we start to stream so that you can actually get the multiplayer
[03:56:42] We need to lob this fella we need to lob this fella man
[03:56:48] We need to get him we need to get him in the spin cycle
[03:57:01] Please where's my law there's my law
[03:57:18] Oh, what a fucking rally though, what a fucking rally.
[03:57:27] Okay, we got something there, we got something.
[03:57:29] We got to play up at the net from time to time too.
[03:57:33] Use, okay, use them outside.
[03:57:39] Oh, did the star shot!
[03:57:43] Yes, dude!
[03:57:45] SHOT! YES! Dude! Yes!
[03:57:50] You gotta be a little bit more aggressive on him.
[03:57:54] That's huge. Oh my god, what a fucking shot!
[03:57:59] Okay, you're right. I gotta channel my Art Donaldson.
[03:58:02] No, I would never channel Tashie Duncan. My read of, uh, that's a great surf.
[03:58:06] My read of challengers, Tashie Duncan, not a good person.
[03:58:10] This time I'm going inside because he expects to outside.
[03:58:14] He was an expectant shit man.
[03:58:20] Please give me something here.
[03:58:25] I need time!
[03:58:33] Did you see the backspin though?
[03:58:35] I think we're getting somewhere we're making a move back up and down and then
[03:58:45] we're getting up there for some beautiful ballies
[03:58:55] holy shit okay we maybe we play at the net maybe we play a little bit at the
[03:58:59] net is he trying to pierce the skies
[03:59:05] Okay, I went the wrong way that time. I tried to charge my shot in a direction that I accidentally went the wrong way
[03:59:09] That's why I acronym we should rematch bro. We
[03:59:14] You're the josh O'Connor to my mic face for real
[03:59:22] Six sevens guaranteed six seven guaranteed on this one
[03:59:31] Oh, you cannot you can't hit it you can't hit it
[03:59:35] Wouldn't the ball, watch this, oh you skipped the replay on that where the ball just dies when it touches the ground? How could you man?
[03:59:45] WHAAAAAT?!
[03:59:47] Okay, no I'm chillin, I'm chillin.
[03:59:50] Six advantage! Six advantage!
[03:59:58] Holy shit.
[04:00:01] Oh mother fucker!
[04:00:03] Oh!
[04:00:05] Okay, smart.
[04:00:07] I have to pick a side.
[04:00:09] We pick a side on that one and we come in.
[04:00:19] Okay, if we can just abuse that,
[04:00:21] we can literally get the A-rank on that
[04:00:23] without doing anything else.
[04:00:25] advantage kupa, advantage kupa. That's what we like to see.
[04:00:47] Literally like almost unhittable
[04:00:53] Oh my god, I didn't think you could get it
[04:01:06] Okay, the commentator is insane the fact that we've gotten through all the commentator lines already is kind of crazy
[04:01:11] guys I'm starting to think fever rackets or no fever rackets pro might be the
[04:01:17] meta for us although I'm pretty sure that when we excuse me I burped into the
[04:01:22] microphone I'm pretty sure when we play with Kate we're gonna be using fever
[04:01:25] rackets so maybe we should be going to fever racket mode yeah one more in me
[04:01:31] though just to get the basics
[04:01:34] I like how you're calling it, the kill shot of the net is the office pizza party, oh fuck.
[04:01:46] This guy again, he dominated me bro.
[04:01:51] Please, he plays up at the net.
[04:01:55] It's all good.
[04:01:57] This guy, look at his reach advantage, I don't stand a chance against this fella.
[04:02:03] Oh, that's that's awesome
[04:02:11] That was actually an incredible play holy cow
[04:02:17] That's bad nevermind
[04:02:21] Okay, he's got me he's got me spinning on it man. He's got me spinning on it
[04:02:25] get out of it. Why am I playing against this guy who made me 7-0 before? It's crazy it
[04:02:39] is literally happening. Before I even shot, he went to where I was going to shoot it.
[04:02:44] Yeah, so God can bleed a God can bleed change card
[04:02:58] Not great Bob not great Bob get in there. I thought oh, I thought he was gonna go for the cheeky back to the other side
[04:03:05] We get to we get to on these
[04:03:07] Okay, honestly, these six don't queue for a minute, okay?
[04:03:16] I think it's absolutely fucked up.
[04:03:18] How's the B-minus getting paired with the A-minus, bro?
[04:03:24] What's the point of having ranks if you're not playing people that are your rank?
[04:03:27] It doesn't make any sense.
[04:03:31] No one in queue?
[04:03:32] There's gotta be lots of like, you know children with the flu right now now we're talking a PCC PA
[04:03:41] What the hell is that racket man? Also our cameras are fucked up because we're both man
[04:03:49] I can't even see because the cameras at a different angle because we're both so short
[04:03:53] Oh my god, I can't I can't hit him, bro.
[04:04:09] I can't I can't hit a shot.
[04:04:10] How does how does he hit power shots?
[04:04:12] How does he how was he hitting these purple shots?
[04:04:14] Those were OP in the N64 version.
[04:04:20] Is that a double-tapper?
[04:04:26] Guys, this is insane.
[04:04:29] Slice and then challenge him with a net. This is the play.
[04:04:45] Drop shot him!
[04:04:46] Fuck you, drop shot him! Drop shot him! Drop shot him!
[04:04:59] Alright, honestly, he outplayed me. Can I say one more thing though?
[04:05:03] Can I say one more thing?
[04:05:05] How did they...
[04:05:06] The tutorial says you're ready to play. Go play however you like.
[04:05:09] It teaches you red shots, it teaches you blue shots,
[04:05:12] and then all of a sudden, I'm going up against a dude who only shoots purple.
[04:05:16] How am I supposed to know what what what purple is what buttons there's only four buttons on the damn thing I
[04:05:30] Played tennis for ten years you have to return to the center line after a shot
[04:05:33] Yeah, I've been playing Mario since you were probably like negative 15 years old
[04:05:36] So I wouldn't worry about all that too much. Why are you Mario now?
[04:05:46] Can't hit what you can't see kid. Can't hit what you can't see.
[04:06:01] Wow!
[04:06:08] Akronov? You're my guy.
[04:06:10] I'm trying to purple as much as I can crazy play. I can't purple. I'm tapping twice
[04:06:19] I'm tapping twice that I can't play that's that's a nice
[04:06:25] three you can't hit that purple's purple's why I've been lied to
[04:06:32] Holy cow.
[04:06:40] So a power shot and then start working in with the drops.
[04:06:45] You can't hit that, Akronov you just can't hit that, it's that simple.
[04:07:01] Great return, great return.
[04:07:05] It was an intense shot, honestly.
[04:07:07] Drop shot serve would be crazy.
[04:07:09] Which buttons why?
[04:07:11] Oh, baby.
[04:07:14] Akronov, I'm so sorry.
[04:07:26] I'm so sorry.
[04:07:27] The drop shot, it's not your fault Akronov.
[04:07:28] The tutorial is not good enough.
[04:07:30] The tutorial doesn't teach you how to play.
[04:07:32] It gets you in the game early, though.
[04:07:33] It gets the blood pumping.
[04:07:34] All right, guys, I got to get out of this, because I got to play, I think I got to play
[04:07:43] with fever rackets so that, oh, shit, a shadow double that will temporarily move.
[04:07:48] I thought it said, I swear to God, just the way it lined up, I thought it said,
[04:07:52] well, temporarily move around the court and own the lips.
[04:07:55] I don't know, maybe like the way that the kerning on the font works, I had no idea why I would say that,
[04:08:01] but I swear to you, that's what I thought it said.
[04:08:04] Creates a fire bar where the ball bounces.
[04:08:07] We play fire, but I don't want Spike, I don't want freezing racket,
[04:08:10] I don't want amp racket, this is too much for a guy like me.
[04:08:14] Take me to ranked match, I want fire and then I want to drop shot them on the fire
[04:08:22] so that they're just burning the whole time.
[04:08:25] Holy shit
[04:08:32] We drop we can we try to aim
[04:08:37] Close to the net. That's the wrong one my bad y'all wrong racket my bad. Well, I mean it is it is on fire
[04:08:46] You like to play at the net okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna move you back. You like you like to serve in volley. I don't think so
[04:08:51] Okay, which buttons why?
[04:08:55] Nice curve on that shot.
[04:08:58] I'm getting fucking mugged.
[04:08:59] I'm getting fucking mugged.
[04:09:00] Well done.
[04:09:11] You're supposed to be a yard!
[04:09:13] No, with the angle of the shoes.
[04:09:14] I'm at the angle of the shot, Chad.
[04:09:16] I'm at the angle of the shot.
[04:09:17] Don't get any ideas.
[04:09:18] All right, let's go.
[04:09:20] OK, fuck.
[04:09:21] They know what I'm doing.
[04:09:22] They know what I'm doing.
[04:09:24] So we start with the lob.
[04:09:33] Let me see a replay on that one. Let me see a replay on that.
[04:09:44] Guys, we might stand a chance here. Let me get to use our fever shot to do something at some point. Wait, it's already fucking charged?
[04:09:54] I tried to use the long button to do a fever shot I'm ready
[04:10:05] She's better than me and it returned the fire on the my side and now if I walk through it, I'm gonna burn
[04:10:16] I've lost all momentum completely
[04:10:24] huge huge huge huge they knew what they were doing with that one
[04:10:29] I'm gonna move over here and then they're gonna think I'm gonna go wide
[04:10:33] and then I am gonna go wide
[04:10:36] I burned on the fire y'all
[04:10:44] Oh my god.
[04:10:58] Scatters flames where the ball bounces.
[04:11:03] Strikes lightning where the ball bounces.
[04:11:06] Creates a twister where the ball bounces.
[04:11:10] Creates mud where the ball bounces.
[04:11:12] Maybe we got mud.
[04:11:16] Every single time I talked about this with Apollo or Corey, they just keep mentioning
[04:11:22] the mud.
[04:11:27] They've been talking nonstop about the mud.
[04:11:29] Akron, Akronov with the Shadow Racket?
[04:11:34] Damn.
[04:11:37] One game, which you can't see, bud.
[04:11:44] Ready?
[04:11:45] Two.
[04:11:46] Zero.
[04:11:47] A brain buster.
[04:11:48] And watch this.
[04:11:49] Akronov, you got to cheat to the other side for that one.
[04:11:58] Three.
[04:12:00] Zero.
[04:12:01] This is big for a guy like me.
[04:12:06] That's tough, that's tough bud.
[04:12:13] Oh, they did it, they fucking did it.
[04:12:22] Oh they did it they fucking did it I wasn't even trying to do that was
[04:12:35] literally trying to hit a fever shot
[04:12:43] get muddy let's get muddy bro and you already know the icon of you already
[04:12:48] We know where the drop shots are coming now, so don't even think about it.
[04:13:08] Oh, this is the office pizza party slice.
[04:13:12] The office pizza party slice.
[04:13:16] Look at this. Oh, well, that's a slice to reward you for 48 months of corporate loyalty
[04:13:25] Damn we're so back
[04:13:33] What's this icky paint like goop try again tomorrow
[04:13:38] Oh
[04:13:44] Metallics baby you are yo, bro
[04:13:49] They're charging up did you see that fuck is golden dash boost bro where did that come from I
[04:14:06] Guess that was their fever shot
[04:14:08] You know he's stun not what have I done I've muddied him I'm just mashing every
[04:14:24] button I muddied him what a play okay that was great I literally don't even
[04:14:32] know what golden dash boost is so there obviously I'm not gonna be doing much
[04:14:35] with respect to that. I've got an idea slicing the mud. Holy fuck! Okay, okay.
[04:14:51] This is like a literally a 13-year-old kid. Their reaction time was
[04:14:56] instantaneous. Oh shit, invaded me.
[04:15:05] guys he's fucking rolling on me this is crazy um take him as close to mud as possible
[04:15:22] my mud
[04:15:29] okay he tried he tried to un-mud me we mudded him I almost choked on my own spit
[04:15:35] Okay, take him close to mud.
[04:15:40] To the mud zone.
[04:15:47] Mud- WHOA! He's too good! He's too fucking good, bro!
[04:15:57] Crazy, crazy. He dropped into the mud. You have to respect that.
[04:16:00] Can I- Can we- Can we talk for a second?
[04:16:02] How does this guy have a golden dash boost? What the hell is a golden dash boost?
[04:16:07] That seems way better than mud. Oh, I stay B.
[04:16:14] That's his special? Special because of his racket or special because of his character?
[04:16:22] Gravy. Does anyone play Mario anymore?
[04:16:25] Does anyone have reliable internet anymore Nope acronym out there best year
[04:16:45] It's your internet bro.
[04:16:50] Nah, I don't think so kid.
[04:16:52] We got packets of plenty over here.
[04:16:55] Okay, why am I...
[04:16:56] Don't...
[04:16:57] When they rush, you don't have to rush.
[04:16:58] You play back.
[04:16:59] That's just basic tennis theory.
[04:17:10] What the hell am I doing?
[04:17:11] That should have been the easiest play of all time.
[04:17:13] Also, they're invisible. They're now invisible. Fantastic.
[04:17:21] What am I supposed to do? They're invisible, I'm invisible, and now I got mud on my side of the field.
[04:17:31] Guys, guys, you have to, you have to just be invisible.
[04:17:36] Anything, anything but invisibility is throwin'.
[04:17:43] We win these.
[04:17:47] Okay, guys, I kind of want to go back to non-power rackets, but I'm going to persevere for the
[04:17:58] sake of my wife.
[04:18:00] Also feel like I should not queue with mud racket.
[04:18:03] I don't know how to use them.
[04:18:05] So anybody here who's played enough Mario Tennis to have an idea of the gameplay
[04:18:11] loop.
[04:18:12] when do you punish with your power shot?
[04:18:18] okay that seems sweet
[04:18:20] nobody at all
[04:18:23] I watched Clint that he likes the mud
[04:18:25] can you give me like a distillation of how he plays the game?
[04:18:33] you punish when you can punish
[04:18:37] fuck George W. Bish
[04:18:39] I'm just going to hit the ball.
[04:18:47] Those who do can't teach that shit, that's all I'm saying.
[04:18:51] Okay, well played, well played, well played, well played.
[04:19:01] He's going down.
[04:19:03] I played.
[04:19:05] I played I
[04:19:07] Didn't wear a lot of spinning around on one side of the bottom even though I'm doing
[04:19:16] Huge
[04:19:18] Oh, you do something!
[04:19:28] Okay, hold, hold, hold.
[04:19:31] It's only 3-1.
[04:19:34] We make these back in no time.
[04:19:43] What the fuck?
[04:19:44] Oh, he replied to my fever with his fever, but it didn't cancel my fever.
[04:19:47] I don't know what's going to happen when I touch that understandable it shoots
[04:19:56] out lightning and stuns you now I need all motherfucker oh I maybe I can dodge
[04:20:06] the shots bro if I just keep moving holy shit we want a point my point
[04:20:17] That's big that's big three five get ready to cancel his power shot he's gonna hit it
[04:20:26] back to you well don't give me the second after it lad
[04:20:33] point
[04:20:41] Big place big place
[04:20:45] Well, he's in there we got it we got a fucking slice it into the fire bro. That's out. That's out. Okay. Well, I don't see well play well play
[04:20:53] Don't just stand in front of him John. I gotta see the clip again. It's been a while I
[04:20:58] I searched for it last time it was mentioned on stream but I did not find it.
[04:21:05] I found a different one, which was also funny but it's not as good.
[04:21:15] Girl lost and not Jason.
[04:21:19] I found it last time. Give me a second.
[04:21:22] Okay, I won't be able to click on it during the game because honestly this
[04:21:27] shit moves fast man. No drops at the net, just smashes. Okay that's, that could save
[04:21:36] our life. What the fuck, what the fuck was that? What the fuck was that? That's a
[04:21:45] non-hitable shot. Let me see the replay so I can learn something after
[04:21:50] that. Okay, I'm locking in. Great play. Honestly, exactly what I would have done myself if I
[04:22:05] felt like I had any control over what I'm doing in this game whatsoever. Detect those.
[04:22:12] challenge. Okay that was a great shot but I did not I thought I deflected the
[04:22:24] shadow.
[04:22:26] She did some HP damage, right?
[04:22:36] Okay, this one's not going to last long enough for them to get enough damage done to move
[04:22:47] slower.
[04:22:48] Yep, there enough.
[04:22:53] That one's not deflectable.
[04:23:01] Is this your first time playing?
[04:23:03] Uh, it is my first time playing.
[04:23:05] Do you have any tips?
[04:23:06] I think fire, fireball seems like it's not great in a game where you lose in like 45
[04:23:15] seconds.
[04:23:17] Players, players hit will be jolted and stunned.
[04:23:24] When active turns balls, hit by the player in the amps that connect with lightning.
[04:23:32] It's a shadow double.
[04:23:37] It's a sheet of ice where the ball bounces.
[04:23:42] I have no idea, man.
[04:23:47] I have absolutely no clue.
[04:23:52] Ampsim's Boston?
[04:23:57] I was basically choosing one that was like,
[04:24:00] it won't be that bad if it gets deflected onto me.
[04:24:02] I know that's it! I've been begging for the Type-A chatters,
[04:24:05] and I know Type-A Nintendo chatters are like,
[04:24:08] they exist, let's put it that way.
[04:24:10] I'm begging for them to come out of the woodwork and they're like, nobody plays this man, I need help!
[04:24:20] Oh my god, we actually landed that?
[04:24:23] Oh my god, we actually scored a point! Holy cow!
[04:24:29] Doesn't bear sense, can't be mad about that.
[04:24:40] We take those.
[04:24:46] Literally I was watching the head of a racket to see where it was going.
[04:24:49] That was good stuff.
[04:24:52] Literally I thought you were doing that but actually I started charging a shot also there's
[04:24:54] a cat here in my remote.
[04:24:58] Okay, so they're playing the way that I tend to play.
[04:25:08] We've created ice on the map.
[04:25:10] We've created ice on the map that's gonna make your sip and fall dead.
[04:25:18] It's literally not hitable.
[04:25:19] I wouldn't worry about that.
[04:25:25] What the fuck is that?
[04:25:27] What the fuck is that?
[04:25:31] and then just power shot straight onto the ice
[04:25:46] unhittable
[04:25:51] finally even match bro
[04:25:53] Oh my god, we scored and we got the ice down.
[04:26:03] This could be the best day of my life.
[04:26:05] They're gonna counter with their own super shot.
[04:26:07] Oh my god, we won again!
[04:26:14] That's big.
[04:26:28] That's true, a poor craftsman blames his tools.
[04:26:30] That's why I'm saying it's funny that like if you lose and you don't know what you're
[04:26:33] doing, people are like, I think your character's wrong.
[04:26:35] Wait, wait, wait, okay, here we go.
[04:26:37] I'm A-ranking this game.
[04:26:39] Here's some basic strategy.
[04:26:40] Do lobs on people camping the net.
[04:26:42] Drop shots for camping too far back.
[04:26:44] When you're at the net, use flat shots and aim them at sharp angles.
[04:26:49] A flat shot must be a power shot.
[04:26:51] For positioning, I like to stay in the middle behind the intersection of the middle line
[04:26:54] so that for Texan's mobs and drops we'll still let a new leader get your good shots
[04:26:57] off.
[04:26:58] Now we're talking, bro.
[04:26:59] Now we're talking.
[04:27:00] That's just tennis.
[04:27:01] Okay, bro.
[04:27:02] More people know video games than know tennis, so I'm just going to say thank
[04:27:06] you.
[04:27:07] Oh yes, yes
[04:27:21] Good shot reaction time is really too slow reaction times a little too slow on that one
[04:27:30] That's a star shot what what the hell was that they could stop time
[04:27:34] Why are they so fast as you see how fucking fast they move?
[04:27:37] That was crazy. That was fucking insane.
[04:27:48] I forgot what button. I literally was trying to hit everybody at the same time.
[04:27:51] Okay, let's do this. Let's fucking do this.
[04:27:58] I can't believe that worked. And he fell! And he fucking fell!
[04:28:00] fell
[04:28:06] Not hitable so I'm not gonna sweat it guess what I already got my eyes shot back bones made out of fucking metal. What the fuck oh
[04:28:16] No, no, no, no
[04:28:26] Insane returns point
[04:28:30] Yes! Don't just stand there, John!
[04:28:42] Oh, he went back. Oh, but he didn't go that far enough!
[04:28:57] Yeah, yeah, look where we got that fucking ice, bro, right on the baseline
[04:29:18] Holy
[04:29:19] match point
[04:29:23] That's I know I have ears okay great shot great shot back to juice whatever we serve we serve out of the ice
[04:29:37] Credible drop shots you caught me you caught me slacken at the baseline. Okay, so we curve it out
[04:29:43] I honestly kind of gave up the ghost to be in there versus Moonwalker, but pretty good,
[04:29:50] pretty good.
[04:29:52] Much better.
[04:29:54] Each character specializes in something.
[04:29:56] Consider swapping.
[04:29:57] You literally sound like a loading screen tooltip right now.
[04:30:02] It is better to appear a fool than to have opened one's mouth and remove all doubt,
[04:30:05] kid.
[04:30:06] some specific actionable advice not vague platitudes like this Jack handy
[04:30:13] Talking flower speech bubble ass don't listen your guy is good. That's huge. I needed that
[04:30:27] Bro sounded like a Nintendo direct voice over
[04:30:36] more backshots I get it more backshots what the hell is this bro
[04:30:49] You have a flat shot, you know, that's tough.
[04:30:56] Hey, this might be Pete, though.
[04:31:03] What is this?
[04:31:05] What are you doing?
[04:31:07] Mm-mm.
[04:31:10] Okay, this guy's literally modding me to the net.
[04:31:18] we do? It's simple. Wait for him to come up and lob him.
[04:31:30] Glad the lob button is not working. I think it's because after I've primed
[04:31:35] the lob I'm pressing like 17 more buttons after I press it. What the hell
[04:31:39] was that? He knows. Whatever, whatever. There we go. Get some momentum back.
[04:31:48] And then hit some shots deep onto the ice
[04:31:53] God he just shoots it past me doesn't use any powers or anything, man
[04:31:58] Flat shots onto the ice
[04:32:03] Well, I don't think he's gonna
[04:32:06] This match is not gonna be long enough for him to lose his HP on the ice. That's for sure
[04:32:15] That's horrible
[04:32:18] See more, man. Gerstger.
[04:32:30] We'll appreciate a game with quick matches though. Dota could never, man.
[04:32:36] Chicken sweet potato time? Uh, actually nice to see you. I'm still not... I don't know, the sweet potato does not...
[04:32:43] It doesn't hit as hard as the regular potato like I like a sweet potato
[04:32:50] But like when we're going
[04:32:53] Dollars to donuts. I mean, it's I'm a regular potato guy if I could only pick one and I can only pick one
[04:33:01] Because I can pick my favorite every time wait. We're fucking just rallying. This is awesome
[04:33:06] This is awesome. I can get a chance to practice my fundamentals instead of just trying to kill you dude
[04:33:10] This is the fucking dream
[04:33:13] Because I can just practice hitting side to side and then returning to this point right here
[04:33:19] And then I'll get it locked in to the fucking mental
[04:33:23] Okay, that was just an amazing shot. I can't be mad
[04:33:29] Get some pucks in deep
[04:33:32] Return okay, I don't say this to be rude might actually be too bad for me to practice my fundamentals
[04:33:41] I'm gonna try to hit some shots
[04:33:43] That's unhittable.
[04:33:52] Love that, stay out of the fire.
[04:34:00] Good advice, man, good advice.
[04:34:05] That was awesome.
[04:34:09] That was you an hour ago?
[04:34:11] I know rookie. Don't be mad. Okay
[04:34:14] If you lock in and filter out the good advice from chat from the bad advice from chat you too could be B-minus after one hour
[04:34:21] Just forget that you started B
[04:34:32] They're not real they were real as fuck bro. Now you get when I when I beat Torah seven the one you're gonna say Torah is fake too
[04:34:38] That's the one. That's the one right there.
[04:34:51] I'm gonna cry. I didn't get a stand in this star to charge it. I forgot my N64 training.
[04:34:56] Two is all they get.
[04:35:02] Three is all they get. Okay.
[04:35:04] I'm bollying against a dude who can fly. That's like mistake number one
[04:35:13] Not a hitable shot support. I wait till they use it then I get close enough and use my power shot to cancel their power shot
[04:35:19] This is the way
[04:35:21] Okay, there's something there. Charge up your meter a little bit. The ball turned into an
[04:35:42] oblate spheroid when you hit it did you see that
[04:36:03] I thought I fucking had him I thought I fucking how's his HP how's his HP we want
[04:36:08] long rallies on that fucking ice, bro.
[04:36:14] Well, it's not hit a ball.
[04:36:19] Who's going to tell my wife that I'm going to be like a fucking dog shit
[04:36:22] doubles partner, bro?
[04:36:29] Use your sorry, I tilt it.
[04:36:32] Use amp racket.
[04:36:33] It's OP.
[04:36:34] I'm not denying that the racket is is one of a of
[04:36:37] Myriad issues but it's not fully responsible. We need a poor craftsman
[04:36:44] blames his tools. He needs to teach me how to be a better craftsman man.
[04:36:52] What the hell is this? He shot me with a gun. He shot me with a bullet.
[04:36:59] How what are you supposed to do about that he shoots he shoots bullets
[04:37:24] Okay, we lost a lot of momentum there
[04:37:29] I was saying every shot is a bullet which seems to me that seems to be a little much
[04:37:39] there's no shot you're getting that so don't even worry about it we're back three three
[04:37:45] three. Four, three. How's his HP looking? How's his HP looking? Not great, Bob. Okay,
[04:38:03] I don't understand how every shot is a bullet. That seems like that's too much. I guess it
[04:38:07] give some bullet shots for a period of time. How's his HP? His HP is mighty low. Get him
[04:38:17] on the left side there. There you go. Bleed him out. Bleed him out. He's dropped his racket.
[04:38:32] frozen, bro. What the fuck? His gun shot me. His gun shot me. This is insane.
[04:39:02] You can do this.
[04:39:09] Okay, he can do this, but we've got some more ice on the field.
[04:39:20] Holy fuck.
[04:39:28] Lock in.
[04:39:35] Office pizza party.
[04:39:39] Office pizza party.
[04:39:40] He's out of the HP, doesn't even do anything.
[04:39:43] Apparently it slows him down.
[04:39:51] Star shot him!
[04:39:53] Office pizza parties!
[04:39:55] Oh, okay guys, I
[04:40:00] Feel like HP getting the zero doesn't mean much at least at my level. I'd rather have a super shot that like does something
[04:40:13] Like I'd rather have a super shot that just like instantly gives you a point or something
[04:40:18] Holy shit swerve when active enhances the curve of a player shots also. Oh
[04:40:25] oh
[04:40:28] inky creates ink splotches
[04:40:29] luma
[04:40:31] banana scatters banana peels when the ball
[04:40:34] bounces and after fever shot counters
[04:40:38] creates a crater where the ball bounces that shoots volcanic bombs
[04:40:43] what the fuck
[04:40:50] Banana seems very interesting to a guy like me.
[04:40:59] Scatters banana peels.
[04:41:02] I mean, making our opponents slip seems crazy.
[04:41:06] Anytime you want that mini-clip.
[04:41:08] Okay, well, the queue's too fast because it's the most popular game in the world.
[04:41:11] Dave, that's an even match right here. Dave who plays Mario.
[04:41:20] So far so good man.
[04:41:30] Human fighter ass.
[04:41:36] Star shot.
[04:41:37] Right where we sent him.
[04:41:38] I took out my own banana worth.
[04:41:43] Surgery to the bananas.
[04:41:46] Great shot.
[04:41:47] Great shot.
[04:41:48] I broke my ankles a little bit on that one, Dave.
[04:41:49] I'm not gonna deny it.
[04:41:51] Top spin into bananas.
[04:41:54] Charged a shot too early, moved in the wrong direction
[04:41:56] instead of shooting the pace to go.
[04:41:58] So all right, we hold.
[04:42:02] He's gonna obviously not do what he's done
[04:42:05] every single time before.
[04:42:05] There we go, we go back.
[04:42:07] And then we're gonna try to get bananas
[04:42:08] on the other side of the court.
[04:42:14] Mogged, literally mugged and now you've got fire
[04:42:17] And bananas and I'm about to hit you with another banana
[04:42:25] Well, you're in a lot of trouble look at your court
[04:42:35] Yeah
[04:42:37] 6, 2, 1.
[04:42:39] Match point.
[04:42:40] Keep trying!
[04:42:45] Good shot.
[04:42:45] Really good shot.
[04:42:46] Really good shot.
[04:42:48] I knew you were going back to St. Petersburg!
[04:42:58] I was in his brain that time.
[04:43:00] I was in his fucking brain.
[04:43:01] I didn't see him slip a single time.
[04:43:07] Did he slip?
[04:43:12] No, he did not slip a single time.
[04:43:25] Was not caught slipping.
[04:43:28] He touched his own fire once.
[04:43:29] Oh, okay, the fire that I sent back at him.
[04:43:32] The fire that I sent back at him.
[04:43:34] unconscious zone control. Akronov! Oh shit! He's been practicing. He's actually
[04:43:52] right, it is zone control. Watch this. It's on that.
[04:43:57] Two zero. Nice shot.
[04:44:03] Akronov, what are we gonna do now? What are we gonna do?
[04:44:05] Because now you think I'm gonna be hitting at the bananas the whole time,
[04:44:08] but that's unconscious zone control, bro.
[04:44:14] But then we're going right back to the bananas, obviously.
[04:44:20] Oh, man. I mean, this is a flat shot at the bananas any day of the week.
[04:44:24] That's an office pizza party class of little office pizza party.
[04:44:29] What do you think about this one?
[04:44:31] I'm thinking, oh I'm thinking you got me.
[04:44:33] No you fucking ruined my YouTube short.
[04:44:35] God damn it, blockhead!
[04:44:41] I saw him slip on the bananas, it actually works.
[04:44:48] I literally tried a lob shot serve.
[04:44:50] What are they doing?
[04:44:55] They caught me slipping.
[04:45:00] 7-1 on an out, kind of crazy.
[04:45:06] I only got 9?
[04:45:08] I got 9 elo off of that?
[04:45:10] 9 elo?
[04:45:20] I'm about to level up and you don't even look like enough HP, man.
[04:45:34] Zell. Zell blue Yoshi. Now I'm scared.
[04:45:41] I'd like to go back and hit that with a star shot, please.
[04:45:44] Yeah, I mean, with punters like that in the net, you got to pick the side.
[04:45:49] You picked wrong.
[04:45:50] Don't wave at me.
[04:45:51] I'm sure you'll just ask.
[04:45:52] Hold.
[04:45:53] Oh!
[04:45:54] You can make it.
[04:45:55] Okay.
[04:45:56] Okay.
[04:45:57] Okay.
[04:45:58] Oh, we can make it.
[04:46:13] Oh, you know what?
[04:46:19] Great, great rally.
[04:46:20] Great rally.
[04:46:21] I wait for you to use your special.
[04:46:25] That was horrible.
[04:46:27] I wait for you to use your special, then I use my special.
[04:46:40] Office pizza party.
[04:46:41] That's what it looks like on the other side.
[04:46:43] Office pizza party.
[04:46:48] Beggar in a lot of trouble.
[04:46:49] I told you blue Yoshi, blue Yoshi's not good for us.
[04:46:52] Green Yoshi.
[04:46:55] Green Yoshi you got a chance that might be a little kid.
[04:47:01] Blue Yoshi you're in a lot of trouble you got to take some bananas.
[04:47:05] Why are you sliding all the time?
[04:47:12] My dude becomes a turtle shell which I think would be a buff if I could control it but
[04:47:16] Yes, Blue Yoshi is someone who has like really strong opinions on sandbagging in
[04:47:25] Mario Kart world which is fine I mean I'm in their domain I don't mean to come
[04:47:29] to their domain and insult them but that's like the type of people that are
[04:47:35] like quote tweeting other people talking about Mario Kart strategy and going
[04:47:40] this is everything wrong with the game it's just sort of we're playing in
[04:47:43] different divisions right here we never should have met we never should have
[04:47:45] met I should not have a quarrel with you and you should have no quarrel with
[04:47:48] me it's that simple Nancy let's see
[04:48:00] chose a big fever shot really quick man oh cuz you fucking start with one
[04:48:04] charge
[04:48:09] okay this is what the fuck is happening obviously they counter my bananas
[04:48:16] I'll give you that why why are they also shooting out ice fireballs every time they shoot I
[04:48:25] Don't think they know how to serve though. I think they're just
[04:48:28] tapping the I
[04:48:30] Think they're just tapping the button as fast as possible. I think I'm just going to hit flat shots
[04:48:38] And make you run
[04:48:46] Then a mingou is probably a kid I live don't ever type in my chat again you made me lose focus
[04:49:02] Yeah, yeah, enjoy this time. I'm gonna be hitting you with ice fire. I think
[04:49:12] Apparently you're hitting me with ice fire also my hold my whole field is covered in bananas now
[04:49:16] How could you do this to me?
[04:49:22] Motherfucker!
[04:49:23] We had a deal! You're supposed to go left right left right!
[04:49:31] Lock in.
[04:49:36] Listen man, okay. Don't lose to Nancy, man. What do you mean by that?
[04:49:46] what's happening what the fuck you didn't have enough power to get it over the
[04:49:51] net
[04:50:01] well I'm sorry there's just too much yeah my brain can't track them to the
[04:50:05] moving targets we need an orange ball so it's easy to see with all the blue
[04:50:08] fireballs
[04:50:16] Let me clip. Okay, post it quick. Post it quick. Nancy Supreme. Too slow. What do you want me
[04:50:29] to say? Too slow. Nope. Sorry, librarian. I see it there. You had four. What did you
[04:50:33] have in the clipboard? What did you have in the clipboard instead of the let me clip?
[04:50:37] Well, we can't just be giving that one up.
[04:50:45] Okay.
[04:50:49] Back to fundamentals.
[04:50:50] Hit some flat shots.
[04:50:52] Ball on your ass, okay.
[04:50:55] Hit him with a fever shot.
[04:51:01] That's really tough.
[04:51:02] That was a crazy shot.
[04:51:06] Also, I can't hit that, but we'll just avoid that part of the court, anyway.
[04:51:13] Unless I'm, like, serving there or whatever.
[04:51:16] Dude, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot.
[04:51:24] And you know where he's going!
[04:51:26] Okay, but that doesn't really help you.
[04:51:29] It doesn't really help you, because...
[04:51:31] Oh my God, I did it, I did it!
[04:51:35] Oh, you fell on your bananas and it spawned even more bananas.
[04:51:45] That's bad, y'all.
[04:51:48] That's bad for a number of reasons.
[04:51:57] Okay, bananas are kind of bullshit, to be honest with you.
[04:52:00] I don't feel that bad about my bananas
[04:52:05] Given that it's ruining his life a little bit
[04:52:10] That was supposed to be office pizza party is all bullshit. I guess that's the damn that's the cock and the balls
[04:52:21] Crazy office pizza party in the back in the game
[04:52:30] Can you, can you fucking do something? Can you fucking do something? You obviously could have made it to that.
[04:52:42] Okay, you deserve that one. You deserve that one.
[04:52:44] What's Office Pizza Party? You know what, at an Office Pizza Party, when they should have just been giving you more money or like a cash bonus or something like that, they instead bring one large pizza and then slice it into like 32 pizzas and give everyone one little piece.
[04:52:57] That's that when your angle is so tight that it looks like the the slice of pizza you get at the office pizza party
[04:53:04] That's office pizza party
[04:53:07] He has quite tough
[04:53:10] Careful
[04:53:12] Don't just on in front of John
[04:53:15] No
[04:53:27] Cuz you can't hit this
[04:53:34] That's got a sting
[04:53:38] And then I mean it's it's balls on bananas. No, what the fuck is that bro? Oh shit his amps are gonna start connecting
[04:53:52] That's all he doesn't have that much map control yet
[04:53:57] okay I thought it would bounce a little differently I didn't mean to kind of
[04:54:02] like turning into a fucking what mothers mother fucker
[04:54:17] yes yes yes and then just stay away from the apps bro
[04:54:22] I see I see your strat bro. I see your strat and I respect your strat. He's gonna drop it in there a lot
[04:54:29] So what are we gonna do?
[04:54:31] Lob it up and then play close to the net. Oh fuck. He's gonna be able to just hit the ants now. Stop, bro
[04:54:43] There we go, we got one amp on it. So worth worth worth and we he lost all the ants on our side as well
[04:54:52] That's a big play.
[04:55:04] Put him in the fucking head with his own orb.
[04:55:09] Drop the emote on him. Hit him with the emote wheel.
[04:55:22] Just give yourself enough time to assess.
[04:55:29] Careful.
[04:55:30] Don't just stand in front of him, John!
[04:55:33] No!
[04:55:34] No!
[04:55:35] No!
[04:55:36] No!
[04:55:37] No!
[04:55:38] No!
[04:55:39] No!
[04:55:40] No!
[04:55:41] No!
[04:55:42] No!
[04:55:43] No!
[04:55:44] No!
[04:55:45] No!
[04:55:46] No!
[04:55:47] No!
[04:55:48] No!
[04:55:49] No!
[04:55:50] No!
[04:55:51] Varro no shop though you've got Ellen his name I'm talking like Jason the ween Jason the weezer
[04:56:02] Chad how do you emoting this game they're all emoting
[04:56:05] Okay, it's Donkey Kong's OP. It's that simple. Donkey Kong's OP.
[04:56:21] You got a star? You got a star? Don't just stop, don't end it, Ryan!
[04:56:28] No, no, no.
[04:56:38] Get him out of these.
[04:56:42] Get him out of here.
[04:56:48] No, it's not the end.
[04:56:53] There we go.
[04:56:55] You should love bananas. You should love bananas.
[04:56:59] Oh
[04:57:01] All right, literally just better than these literally what are you doing in this queue? Why are you in this queue?
[04:57:08] You shouldn't be in this queue you're obviously like you played a fuckload of this get out of here
[04:57:12] Get to good queue. See we only lost like 11 points. I mean you shouldn't even be here, bro
[04:57:20] Smurf it's so sad smurfing in Mario tennis
[04:57:25] Step on traps and stuff on your return so you get it off the field.
[04:57:30] I'm asking you sincerely, is this theory crafted or has this been tested in vivo?
[04:57:34] Because if this shit is just from like a scientific paper, I'm gonna freak the fuck out.
[04:57:39] Because you know as soon as I do anything, I'm gonna have a thousand people going why
[04:57:43] is he like deliberately stepping in the traps and mowing his HP?
[04:57:46] Try it?
[04:57:47] You fucking try it!
[04:57:48] You buy the game and you try it!
[04:57:53] Get snowed on.
[04:57:59] Oh, I'm looking pretty chilly dude.
[04:58:05] The flowers fucking after you.
[04:58:09] Oh, you fucking bros.
[04:58:13] You fucking bros are dead man.
[04:58:20] Oh, no, no, no.
[04:58:30] You're deadass paying the price for LLVRL, by the way.
[04:58:40] Bro, you didn't expect me to shoot a raid with the other bananas, huh?
[04:58:48] I got one more in me.
[04:58:53] Mario Tennis might be kind of peak, bro.
[04:58:55] Mario Tennis might be peak.
[04:59:01] I want to play a best of five, six games per set game of Mario Tennis.
[04:59:11] Oh shit, Ryan V. Ryan.
[04:59:15] On clay
[04:59:21] Mike oh, all right, we'll do it. We'll play we'll play
[04:59:32] Future and then run into this I just got struck by lightning
[04:59:39] I want to get over there when I got zapped by the fucking thing
[04:59:45] Okay, it turned me into a fucking frying pan or something.
[04:59:49] I didn't even see what happened there.
[04:59:51] Oh, I got no fucking spin on this thing!
[04:59:58] I got no fucking spin!
[05:00:02] It's impossible!
[05:00:07] It's impossible!
[05:00:12] Yeah, you literally can't get past the door. At least we can get some free points.
[05:00:25] That was literally, I was focusing way too much on the magic missile coming towards me.
[05:00:36] I think it's cute that tripping out of an airfield doesn't stop it.
[05:00:38] Okay, lock in.
[05:00:48] I'm literally stunned. I'm literally stunned. I'm literally, I'm literally about, I'm literally about frying pan. We fucking mog you. We mog you with the frying pan nonetheless.
[05:00:55] match point
[05:01:07] Absolutely incredible incredible play I can't even that incredible play. I feel like I learned something on that one
[05:01:13] Can that I'm on a loss I gotta get some chicken potato either way
[05:01:18] Dude, why don't tennis pretty fun pretty fun? I don't know also kind of infuriating, but pretty fun
[05:01:23] For now, I'm going to send you over to, yeah, Loser has to keep Ryan, I'm going to send
[05:01:30] you over to my wife's stream and I will, I'll see you tomorrow.
[05:01:37] Later!