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finest work. Not your finest work. See, night knee up. This is why yesterday, I can't remember,
I think I hit you with a 6000 yesterday. And I said to myself, I hope it's enough. And
And then I see the first message and I go,
no, there's no chance it was.
There's no chance it was.
It never is.
It must have been pretty annoying,
because there's a moment,
I think I'm the librarian,
if you're looking for the moment.
It's on Mirage, we're CT side.
I saw a comment in chat and I remember,
this is where it would go so hard
if you had to edit like synchronous with this.
I had seen the message.
I looked at the camera, gazed slightly upwards,
like over the eye line of the camera,
and then I mouthed Night Neop purple, Night Neop purple,
and then I nodded like three times.
And then like 40 minutes later when the game ended,
I was like, wait, I forgot something.
And I typed slash timeout Night Neop 6000
or something like that.
What was it, man?
What was it?
She's got a lot of messages from pre-chat today.
Holy cow.
There it is.
Do they suck at CS on purpose?
Cockstream, Clueless, the Fullerton Flasher.
You're adding somebody telling me to ban them.
The level of self-awareness is out of control.
He will show his cock and hairy ass on stream today.
love clown sex way too much I saw way too much horny posting around the clown
character from ace attorney that's literally like a self-report where on
earth would you see that it's not like they're they're just putting that shit
on the on the six o'clock news like you're you're obviously going out into
an environment where that shit is gonna show up so that's your own fault
I mean, this is crazy, man.
University persona, I study for 12 hours and eat garbage and try not to be killed by my
professor.
There's really two persona fives, a normal and an expanded version, the rest are rip-offs.
By September, the plot is going strong with Aegis and Shinji.
the three is like empty for the first half. Have you really made an impression? Because
you've only been our account created March 12th following since March 12th subscribed
since March 12th. What was your old username? You can tell me. I mean like this is like
You've got your hand on the Bible right now.
Sorry, Magresta, what did you say there?
It went by too fast.
If he reads my pre-chat messages, I'm logging off for life.
You're above the law because you're a mod.
It's that simple.
I was banned two years ago for lying about my age.
How'd you accrue this many badges in two years?
Two years sub, September, Elden Ring Superfan, Twitch Prime, Twitch Recap, Twitch Recap,
recap. Cheer one, cheer 100. I guess the answer is that you paid a dollar. Now that I look at it.
Yes, Jason, you're permanently shunned. You're permanently shunned and you're easy to spot because
of the Streamer Awards tux badge, which almost nobody else on this website has.
I don't, to the best of my knowledge, I'm not sure I've ever even seen the badge anywhere
else.
When you stream with Apollo in mouth, do you do any kind of revenue share?
No, no, no, they don't have to pay me anything.
I play with them because they're my friends, man.
It's not that kind of stream.
There's no pay-to-play going on here.
What kind of a person would I be if I charged them to stream with me?
That seems to me, it's not a bad idea.
Now that you've mentioned it, it's not a horrible idea.
But no, I'm kind of tossing it around here.
Ah, I'm playing.
Um, you can I tell you something?
I think I've got an infinite money glitch.
Uh, a place that I eat at from now and then,
which is going to be easy to tell from context clues,
but I'm going to try to protect them anyway.
They switched from paper loyalty cards that get stamps to like a digital QR code that gets stamps
Which sucked?
Because then I had to like figure out a load that shit into my Samsung wallet
But then it's starting to pay dividends bro because the last time we went
They scanned it and it didn't take any stamps away when we redeemed
It keeps accruing stamps, but it it's no longer losing stamps
So, I mean, we're getting five gyoza on the house, man.
Don't give up the secret?
Well, I mean, they're not in danger of going out of business, but at the same time, like,
I mean, they're the ones who made me switch to the Google Wallet, man.
I found a similar thing where all the coupons on the digital app for a local chain were in
exact sequential order.
Hacker voice I'm in.
Yeti, that's some of your best work right there.
Also, is anything more OP, as long as you don't have a DL-GUIGA in your ear telling
you it's priced in, is anything more OP than ordering something from an online store
and before you check out Googling online store name promo code and then finding a
promo code that was not sent to you and just putting it in and it fucking works.
Oh!
I was buying some socks yesterday and then I googled sock store name loyalty code and
there was one that was like thank you for doing the survey use this code to
get 15% off and I put it in and it fucking worked. Oh, baby.
Easy as discount on my life.
Promo Code MAGA for 8.8% off.
Oh, no, man.
Me buying from MatthewKachuk.com.
You're a sick fuck, Ryan.
We're men.
We were wrestling.
Barton think enjoy her you guys ever see love in the afternoon
yeah pretty good I got six minutes left Rose got his turtle in that gal
over his head I left on a cliffhanger
6 minutes? What can I say? I hopped off the peloton. 131 minutes of 137 minutes done,
bro. The movie doesn't dictate when my day starts. The time when my kid wakes up dictates
Here's when my day starts.
Your day starts at 5 a.m.
Well, at 5.15, most of the time.
I will say, oh, shit, it finally did your Stratwatch 10 minutes of a movie on the Stairmaster
today once you can get up to 90 minutes it opens the door it opens the door to
lots of movies without a doubt if anybody's seen love in the afternoon the
hardest review of it would be like five stars in a heart most dedicated European
employee but considering that it's a French movie from 1972 I don't think
that many people have seen it in you know what is essentially North America
2026. But if you have seen the movie, the dude, and they'd lampshaded a little bit, but the
dude gets, he gets no work done. He gets no work done. He goes to the opposite at 8.55 in
the morning. He types a response to one letter on a typewriter and then he spends the rest
of the day buying turtlenecks. It's, it's absolutely insane.
North America so confusing. Not really. As a North American, I think that it's a pretty
good name because it's like the northern part of America. So it makes sense to me.
The real question is like what the fuck is Europe, bro? That doesn't give us a direction
or anything. Unless it's like an old Carolingian word meaning like the center of the map. It's
not confusing. It's people don't matter only prophets. Guy who can't make a joke about
geography without looping it back. You know you remind me of I was in Apollo's
chat on Saturday I think we were talking about the Winter Olympics and
someone said I don't watch the Winter Olympics it's just rich countries
showing off. That one friend who's who's too woke. You could be woke that's fine
but you have to recognize that it's slightly more than slightly too woke to
be like I don't watch figure skating because it pisses me off too
because Kazakhstan won the gold medal in men's figure skating so you're
literally virtue signaling with artifice, which is crazy.
That's insane to be like misrepresenting a semi-fucked-up
event as completely fucked up because you're not,
you're trying to score points over the IOC.
They baited your ass?
Amious Apollo's chat, they're true believers.
What should we support?
But you can also, like, you know, you can watch them go down the sliding track in their spaceships, essentially.
Thoughts on Double's Luge? My thoughts are me and who? They should do a mixed Double's Luge, man.
Any plans of navigating the BAFTA discourse minefield?
I got to be honest with you.
I know it's been a year.
It's going to take people a while to acclimate to this.
VIP Daniel, and this is with respect because you're VIP
Daniel.
I have no idea what you're talking about.
I know almost nothing about controversies that are happening
online, essentially.
I did see, I was based Globe and Mail.
I was looking at the personal finance section
of the Globe and Mail yesterday, headline of the article.
You must accept that you have a limited time on Earth.
I was like, damn, finally people are waking up, bro.
I feel like I've been screaming this shit
into the ether for like three or four years.
Finally, other people are starting to write about this.
It's a huge nothing burger anyway.
No man, I think it's like, I think it's like guaranteed unless what's that vampire dude name the boner measure?
I think it's pretty much like baked in I think it's like you know every life sentence is a death sentence, man
Is it sad that instead of your deep philosophical takes we see clips of your one pussy roll please?
I, again, I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't know.
Because you, I mean, you're being, you understand that I don't control what you see, right?
Like you're in control of your eyes.
I don't understand, I can't answer the question.
Is it sad that you see the things that you are, you want to see?
I don't know, is it sad?
It's not sad to me, bro.
I'm eating two packs of instant oatmeal, sliced banana,
handful of walnuts.
Don't really measure the walnuts.
I'd say like a hearty pour of maple syrup.
And then occasionally a sprinkle of cinnamon,
if I'm feeling Frederick mode.
Sad how many people scroll algorithm videos?
I know.
I was in dance chat today.
And he was saying, do you think it's OK to say you read a book if you listen to the audio book?
And I said, brother, the way things are going, I'm just happy to hear someone say they're not watching reels like eight hours a day.
I honestly do not really care.
That being said, I will say that I have been listening to audio books to fall asleep.
for maybe 10 years, and I know less about the subject matter than I did before I started.
There's a natural deprecation in the knowledge that you retain,
and the burn rate of the knowledge is actually, like, greater than the retention rate of listening
to the audiobook while falling asleep. But as we've stated a few times, I get scolded by
my sleep score for falling asleep too fast. Every night I fall asleep in under
five minutes and it dings me on my sleep score. It says most people your age don't
fall asleep this fast. I said well I'm not trying to be most have you seen most
people my age? Have you seen most people my age Mr. Samson? I ain't trying to be that.
We're getting a little bit aspirational with it. I want you to compare. We need
an orange pillow so we can track it on the white bed. We need an orange pillow. Yes. Oh
Christ. I know it's a heuristic, but I actually saw someone watching YouTube
shorts while driving the other day. Okay brain coat. I have to tell you
something? Wait, Dragon Simi? That's kind of fucking awesome. What is that from RuneScape?
Dragon Simi? I want to tell you one thing, that's not a heuristic, that's an anecdote.
They're different things. But that is actually on my drive back from dropping my daughter
off at school, usually the light hits the oncoming traffic in a perfect way where I can see
their soul while they're driving. I would say one in five people is driving looking down at the top
of their legs the entire time they drive. Maybe not the entire time, like the occasional glance
upwards, which is like a crazy gamble to take. Is there like, I'm going to trade a little bit
it a boredom for like 500 micro dice rolls that when I look up I'm gonna go
ahhhhhhhhh
that seems like a bad calculus to me but
they are rattled by the damn rush
I mean the greens are another thing I'm talking about I mean that's already really bad and
unacceptable to be using your phone especially like you listen I'm I swear this is not virtue
signaling I don't use my phone at all when I drive it's just in my damn pocket but the
number of people who are using it at a red light when they're first in line is fucking
crazy. You have a damn responsibility, bro. You have 50 people behind you. If you take
five seconds to go through with the light, you just cost society like one year. You cost
society one year because of what? Because you can't be bored for two seconds. You're
You're cooked, bro. You're actually cooked.
Anyway, we should do the dulls.
Maybe we'll try a horsey game after that.
Not umumumusime.
I forgot how to say it. That's how you know it's truly forgotten.
Games die twice, bro.
Once, when you stop playing them and once when you forget how to pronounce it in the
original Japanese, but the game that Chibli played yesterday, which I did not see, but
he recommended.
And Chibli plays a lot.
He doesn't recommend very much.
I may be biased, but I feel like the majority of the time I see people on their phone
while driving, their millennials or Gen X, yes, because Gen Z has generalized anxiety
disorder and did not get their driver's licenses because they grew up being scared of dying
in a car accident, which is like extremely valid. But also don't put that evil on us.
That's a selection bias. I got to defend my own generation a little bit.
and a mini Gen Z Gen Z boss and an Uber Gen Z boss and an Uber
Of course he game was an absolute pile pile in a good way or a pile in a bad way because you can have a pile of shit can be good
it. Take it from a guy who's about two weeks into metamucil. By the way, and also take it
from me, this is not an advertisement, metamucil will save your life. But learn, don't engage
in hubris if you're going to dance with the orange dragon. Read the back of the container
and trust it. Only start with one dose a day. Don't do what I did and say, well, I need
like 10 grams of supplemental fiber. So I'm going to go like two doses a day because
I was waking up in the middle of the night with like atomic bombs in my descending colon.
You want to work up to it.
Now that I'm on like one, one and a half, everything is going real smooth.
Everything's going awesome.
But going from zero to two doses was way too much.
It was like there was molasses in my GI tract.
But once it worked its way through, man, it was really going.
My friend is adamant that Gen Z boss in a mini is millennial coded.
Yeah, yeah, I think it is.
I think it's millennial coded, because I love it.
That's my heuristic.
Dragon Simi, are you still here?
I'm trying to work my office job Frederick from love in the afternoon be like um anyway
It's load up the fucking slow it up the fucking frame here, bro
It's the dolls um people in the office hearing about the poops I
Mean this is the easiest thing to bait me on in the world
I'll never apologize for talking about my poops my penis my balls and or my body hair because as far as I'm concerned this shit
Is just real oh
Shit Kate came up tongue boot game on steam
I'm worried it might be a little bit too much
It might it might trigger my PTSD though from when I ordered the John C. Kimbop do get your sale pojohn
Bali Bali
Make sure you order Chomsky Kimbop. I see we're on the same
We're on the same wavelength here.
I did hear that they, it was Sine 2 Nerdle's critical daily game, used one of my reviews,
but I didn't get to play it that day.
What review was it?
You could just tell me the movie.
I was going to try to do something like, I'll reverse engineer the movie from the
review but I didn't I was for Swiss Army man this is how them fellows from the
lighthouse could have been if they were open-minded something like that yeah
that honestly that should be one of the ones that's very it was the first
clue I thought that would have given it away easily man I thought that would
given it away super easily. I feel like you are a series of unfortunate events. Do they have bikes
in that? Lemony Snicket's version. Now, oh, you're like some, it's like very Yorgos meets Johnny Depp.
I can't tell if you're a Yorgos or if you're like a Dark Shadows type thing.
It's Dark Shadows y'all.
The movie both from watching movies is that even when you see movies that you have not
seen you know what they are.
Because all this Tim Burton, Johnny Depp shit from the 2010s they smeared Vaseline all
over the lens bro.
This has Ava Green in it though right?
Yeah I remember this shit.
I remember this scene right here.
Who's this fella?
really familiar. And don't say this is Bob Odenkirk or Michael McKean. Who is this guy?
Oh, that's Johnny Lee Miller from Trainspotting. You're absolutely right. Michelle Pfeiffer.
No one's come. What does he say in Lose Yourself? There's no Michelle Pfeiffer. Actually,
I guess there's no Michelle Pfeiffer in the movie.
It's MacKay Pfeiffer now that I think about it.
Stupid ass.
Stupid ass fucking.
World Weekly News, Batboy type shit.
There's no movie, there's no Michelle Pfeiffer.
This is my life and yeah, something like that.
Tim Burton's Worst Era.
I mean, so good about Dark Shadows.
It's just really funny to me.
Oh, I've never seen it, by the way.
But maybe it's awesome.
Elvis Doomerville tied his career high with 17 sacks
while playing for this AFC team in 2014.
Of course, obviously I have absolutely no idea.
So we will just say that it is a team in the AFC,
known as the team that is in the AFC for the Miami Dolphins.
Worth a try.
Undrafted, this Power Forward Center
spent 20 years with an East team from 2003 to 2025 Bracket
3, during which he won three titles
and saw his team go to the final seven times.
Seven times?
LeBron James. I'm going to say you're Andre Igwodala. I have no idea, to be honest.
Udonis Haslam. That makes sense.
Ah, Robert Lewandowski represents Poland, I think. He's the goat of knowing soccer.
The three most populated one-word peace cities east of the Mississippi are Philadelphia,
Pittsburgh and this city east of the Mississippi. Philadelphia, Pittsburgh.
East of the Mississippi. Sorry, Peoria. Philadelphia, Pittsburgh. Potsdam, New
New York,
Punxsatani,
Pennsylvania, Phillipsburg,
Phil, Phil, Phil, I'm just saying Philadelphia
and Pittsburgh over. This is a hard-ass question, I think, man. I have no idea.
Providence, Rhode Island?
Or like Princeton, New Jersey?
Is Princeton, New Jersey a city or is it just a university?
I'm going to go Providence.
Damn!
That one's for you, Magresta.
I always forget.
Are you from Providence or are you from New Haven?
You're from the one that doesn't have the good pizza.
But that doesn't mean they don't have good lobster or crab or whatever.
Bro?
I know you're going to say I've told you like 20 times.
We've talked about it on stream.
Neither have good pizza.
I heard New Haven, New Haven's always in the pizza discussion.
New Haven pizza slaps.
I don't know if like Rhode Island and Connecticut have a beef, so I'm not trying to like
stoke an argument.
Ms. Ariana Grande and Andrew Garfield?
Bro, you look like you're from Dragon Age.
What regional fast food chain with 300 plus locations
uses the term trays instead of meal or combo?
Was regional to a country I don't live in
so I have no idea so I'm going to say it's culvers.
Cookout, fair enough.
I'll have the barbecue tray please.
The 50th season of this reality show.
We're getting all the VIPs in here.
We have Survivor for VIP Daniel,
a place that Magresta may or may not reside in.
This actor did motion capture for Gollum.
It's Andy Serkis.
If you need a little guy to do a lot of work
in the movie, call the Serkis.
I wanna stand with you on a mount
I want to bathe with you in the sea that's truly madly deeply do bro
You're gonna ask a
Middle millennial like myself not to know a savage garden song come on
Real question. How do you do the mashup so easily? It's the easiest question to do easily
Because you just look at it and go that's who it is. I don't know what to tell you
I think it's like it, you know, it's like the difference between like an SSD and a hard disk
like for these these are like I have to go into the hard disk and find the
record retrieve it and then bring it to front of mind this is just like I mean
the information's right there the information's on the screen it's not in
storage I don't have to recognize anything here that's just Arianna
Grande and Andrew Garfield I don't know what to tell you
I want to bathe with you in the sea, Shaw.
Last names of women in Ridley Scott alien movies who have short hair.
check off? I mean these are members of the USS whatever the ship is called in the First
Star Wars. Jim Scotty Bones, check off. No, okay, you're trolling. You're trolling. Tartan,
Scotty, bagpipes, some shit related to Scotland. Miller, Miller. Famous playwrights. George
Bernard Shaw, Arthur Miller. Check off. Not a lot of these really seem to fit. To be honest
with you. Not a lot of these really seem to fit. Bagpipes is crazy. Like Tartan bagpipes,
Scotty. Things Mike Myers is associated with, including teeth in the Austin Powers movies,
Shells. Things that used to be money. Teeth, shells, coral and bones or ship made of calcium.
Calcium based structures. Holy cow. Coward must be someone's last name. And then it's
Shaw and Miller and Chekhov. Famous playwrights? Okay. Laser. Laser beam. Laser beam, tractor
beam, balance beam. Gym beam. Lank beam. Tartan scotty. This is an iconography associated
with Scotland, national symbols of Scotland.
Bissell, I didn't know about Bissell, man.
What the fuck is a playwright?
Are you sitting down?
Tough one today, W King?
Wait, wait, wait, let me see.
How tough find out what with connections, bot.
75 cents Canadian a month to play the New York Times games?
No, I don't think so.
Cut it in half and then we'll talk.
No, they won't let me see it without paying 75 cents a month.
Oh, shit, that's really funny.
You could use an ad blocker to get around it.
That's stealing, actually.
Could you tell me how?
Okay, let's go to more or less real quick.
More monthly searches.
I'm thinking Pokemon clears Earth.
Easy. Bank of America versus Earth?
I mean, who's searching for Earth, bro? We live there.
Just look outside. Bank of America versus New York Times.
I think lots of people are Googling this to get to wordle.
Ah, shit. Not bad, y'all. I don't really know what's going on down there.
Over and under on Jack Hughes sightings during the State of the Union tonight.
I'm afraid to say I personally believe the fuck-ass Bob Dylan vertical video is pissing me off
There's no doubt that the red hot chili peppers are gonna be higher than Bob Dylan though
I mean that Dylan's doing alright man at 14 million. I think he's red hot chili peppers are clear in the baby
Mmm
Now this is tough for me because I know Kid Cuddy and I don't really know the baby
baby except from dinosaurs. All I know about him is not the mama and guy, I guess you got
to love him and occasionally hits you on the head with the frying pan. That being said,
I thought the rep on Kid Cudi is that he was around for a bit and then he said, I don't
want to be in this business anymore because Sean Combs keeps trying to blow up my car
with me inside it. So I'm going to say that currently the baby is on top. Damn, that was
really close. So this is one that I can't help but feel like is a bit of a trap question.
isn't Kanye's stuff like not on Spotify anymore?
Is this like a title situation where it's it he has like three listens on on Spotify?
No, that's him. Oh, I have to imagine he clears Kid Cudi then.
And he's probably clear in Mozart as well. Zendaya versus Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. I don't think most
of her music was made in the Disney original movie days, right? So I think, never mind y'all. I had
no idea. I had no idea she was still very popular for her contemporaneous music, my mistake.
The Euphoria, OST. She is Michi too. She is Michi. I don't know if she doesn't sing much on the
Smallfoot soundtrack though. I think she sings a little bit on the first track where they
like introduce everyone. I still maintain that the listen of all the quote-unquote
cerebral rappers. I have some respect for Common, but I can't not make fun of some of his musical
output, okay? And one of them, I really think that I used to love her is so over glazed. I hate
any song that has like a twist at the end that's like, oh, you didn't see that coming, huh? You
thought I was going to be rapping about some shit that was superficial. But then actually,
it turns out I was talking about the exact medium in which we're working in right now.
So I already am predisposed to not like it that much, but his rap song off of the
Smallfoot soundtrack is the worst song perhaps that's ever been made. And the
only thing that even comes close is the belly-breathe song that he did for
Sesame Street. It's so corny. Like he's just, he's paying no respect to the
meter at all, man. That song rocks, fuck you. Belly-breed, there ain't nothing to it.
It's been a while since I've heard it, man. I'm gonna say Into the Wild, because I know
if your dad is like CEO of a Fortune 500 company, this movie hits hard. By the way, I have
no idea what the secrets in her eyes is. So my mistake. My mistake on that one.
Top 100% Let's go. Let's go top 100% They're saying he's the best to ever do
it.
This is fucking crazy, bro. Lucky Jack's nitrogen infused cold brew coffee.
This the shit that we're drinking on the damn schooners.
That's me another nitrogen infused triple black cold brew coffee.
Oh, I bet it's pretty good though.
Six of these.
Okay.
So this shit, I never buy this in like a convenience store because at least up here, these are
always like six bucks a pop.
Obviously a Costco, it's going to be a little cheaper.
But the fact that they package you to six makes me think that it's too expensive
for them to sell it in like a 12-pack.
The Costco audience would rebuke it.
They would smash it in the aisles.
So I'm thinking, honestly, I think this is $13.99.
I think it's $12.99.
I think it's $11.99.
OK.
I mean, $2 a bottle ain't that expensive.
But I knew it would be up there.
Kind of a good price.
Careful though, you got a factor in the price of the bottle opener because that doesn't look like a twist off.
It looks like you're going to need one of those.
I'm in the past, but plus two on the I used to love her take it's so corny.
You ever see the Key and Peele sketch where Keegan-Michael Key is doing like a
cerebral wrapper common impression and Jordan Peele is doing like I don't
even know who it's a pastiche show but it reminds me of that every time every
time I hear a common song it reminds me of that I guess it is little John yeah
Yes, man. I've seen every key and peel sketch.
By the way, I was working through them, and I don't want to say I regret glazing key and peel.
But I do want to say that I forgot that the nature of sketch comedy is that when you only see it through clips,
you only see the 10 out of 10 sketches, and there actually are like a lot of misses, and the misses are bad,
because as with every sketch comedy show, the misses are like five minutes long.
long. So you're like, I get the premise immediately and it just keeps going.
But I also give them some credit because they were coming at it from like directly after mad tv
ended, right? So they're still doing like the mad tv stuff where they're like filming an entire
music video for their parody instead of just like playing out the joke like two or three times
and then moving on. So you know, I mean, they're responsible for pushing us past that
to a certain extent. So I appreciate that. That's why the height of comedy is just starting every
joke with imagine if. And if you just go imagine, imagine there was, imagine this happened, and
then everyone imagines it and goes, that is pretty funny. And then you move on to something else.
What if there was a guy who exactly?
What if there was a person who did this unusual thing?
bro you look like Guyana bro you look like you're from from the other side of
the fucking planet I was gonna say you're from Burkistan maybe let's try
Nepal no okay maybe it is Burkistan bro is there even any place on the planet
that fits these two parameters maybe like the United Kingdom what the fuck
Bro. Antarctica. Can you guys hear this incredible word by the way? Is that an
air raid? No. We got many months ago we got a Vitamix food
cycler that turns your organic waste into like nutritive dirt that you can
put on your garden and at some point it developed a squeak as it rotates around
that is and to be honest with you this is 150th as loud as it was before we like
worked the kinks out like two days ago we were in something about the way that
the composter works and we clean it all the time all the time but it developed
like a puck of organic matter that was so hard I thought it was metal because we
were getting like butter knives into the matter and like chiseling it and it
wasn't giving so we had chiseled it for like five or ten minutes and then
eventually it would crack and we would like dump it out in the sink and it
would go I don't know that's the meme but it would like we finally got it
out of there. So her, so her. Yes. But this is how it sounds now, but I'm hoping
I'm hoping it's going to stop.
Sounds like a train whistle.
I wish, man.
I wish.
You're Madagascar, bro.
Okay, this is insane.
You are Samoa.
It's close to Samoa.
Kira body. That's cooler. You are Ranoatu.
Your Micronesia. Can I just say it? Are you New Zealand? New Zealand's warmer.
Oh Jesus Christ. Wellesley Islands? Sure, let's do the Solomon Islands. That's warmer.
American Samoa, right? That makes sense. I think we do this every time. Easter, Christmas
islands? Sure, Marshall, Marshall Islands? Those are cooler. Sorry y'all. Um,
I'm going to hear a body about it. Tuvalu, any chances Tuvalu? Not Tuvalu, maybe a
little Fiji? I've been through a lot of these Fiji! Yes! Yes, yes, I'm going to go up
and turn that off. I'll be right back.
you
Chibley, what the fuck? Why are you awake?
Isn't it like negative 2 a.m. there?
Oh, you fucking got me with the muted too.
God damn it.
Ah.
Gotta get shit done. Yes, sir.
Is anyone here from the Vitamix Corporation?
Send us a new food cycler, or I'm about to tell the truth about your product.
Guys, I feel like I should know this one right off the bat, and I don't.
Are you, you're not Iceland's, are you the, I mean, I think you're one island, they do
just have green lands, it's not Greenland's, are you like Malta?
You have like a glaciated border, a glaciated circumference, I never realized how many
countries start with M.A.L. man that's crazy. I'm malt south of malt oh damn you
are fucking down there bro trying to say Wellesley Island again you're like the
South Sandwich Isles but you're just one isle are you are you Christmas Island
Are you Mauritius?
You know I'm at a gas car, 3,000 kilometers off the coast of Mauritius.
Are you just, are you not an island?
They look very island-like. Are you... I don't know what Cabo Verde is. Are you Cabo Verde?
Well, that's not a useful piece of data now that I think about it because I don't know where it is.
Are you... Are you Tenerife? That's just a part of Spain, I think.
Are you, I'm trying to think, there's the Canary Islands.
What's the other one that was like the,
sorry to put this in gamer parlance,
but it was like the first place you branched off of Europe
in EU4.
I'm gonna say it's South home, but I'm like 100% sure it's,
that's just the zoo, it's not even an island, man.
How did they get such island-like borders?
That's crazy.
I'm an island boy.
I forgot about that.
Island boys, sergeants,
baskets. We still have that one.
Some DUI sergeant paid these
fools to make a video telling his chain of command not to kick them out.
Do not kiss or invest, please I'll cause he got I didn't let him buy, oh I know you're
in.
I forgot about this man, it's so good.
I got a deal, I forgive him a second chance
There's always room for a second chance
He messed up the first time
He would all prove himself
He would do better
Maybe that would straighten him
Oh yeah
Don't care if it's all J-Vasquez
I don't care
He's that island boy
And he does those positive songs
So I know he gonna make it to the top
He's awesome, awesome
And then he'll blow by Vasquez
He gonna make it, huh?
Don't kick him off cause you gonna regret it
And you gonna miss on
He's that island boy, huh?
I forgot how good the first three seconds of this video are.
The first three seconds, and he hits it so good man.
One more time.
It's so clean man, it's so clean.
actually kind of awesome oh man it's really not I think it's I think it's
great man I think it's great
oh anyway let me close this I'm gonna be saying that in Counter Strike please
don't vote kick our purple because he's an island boy it's good it's gonna be so
good
oh that's fucking awesome that's what it's all about and they say millennials have
no sense of humor oh yeah explain why I'm fucking laughing then oh
Sheesh!
Oh, this one's too easy for a beast like me, man.
Box office game July 9th, 2004.
You already know there's going to be a Spider-Man 2 in there with that kind of box office number.
Okay, that's an easy one.
Dreamworks 2004, I'd be thinking Shrek 2, but Shrek 2 definitely mobs the box office
more than $28 million.
Let me see what kind of actor we got in here.
In hell.
Will Ferrell 2004, that definitely strikes me as an anchor man type setup, the legend
of Ron Burgandus, and then Touchstone Pictures, week one with 23 million starring Clive Owen
from 2004, maybe a little closer?
No, not closer, not some Mike Lee type shit, huh?
What are we, Lee, what are we doing here?
Clive Owen 2004, two years prior to Children of Men, also starring Yone Grufford.
What the fuck?
And it was making money?
Clive Owen and Mr. Fantastic, also known as the Hitman from Horrible Bosses 1.
Ah, it's a war movie.
Clive Owen and Yone Grufford.
Rule your fall this fucking King Arthur 2004, bro
Mads Mickelson's in this directed by Antoine Fuqua
Fresh off of training day
Lionsgate Pictures week three with 80 million
Michael Moore, this is Fahrenheit 9-11
without a doubt and
Then new line cinema
starring Ryan Gosling in the number one position from 2004 pre Lars making way too much money
to be half Nelson a romance drama pre blue oh it's the notebook obviously what's wrong
with me bro okay 85% up not too bad not too bad crazy stupid love bro this shit came out
2011. Don't talk. That is easy enough. King, I'm a little pissed off. I only got 80 on King
Arthur. A little bit disappointing for a beast like me. What an amazing week for movies.
It was a pretty amazing week for movies, especially if you were 16 like me. I guess I was only 15.
I saw I saw two or three of these in theaters for sure men
Hmm
I was 12 so spider-man was Pog I don't care how old you are spider-man 2 is cinema bro librarian close your eyes
crime 101 not your favorite movie I know. Barry, Barry Cousin, his name is Barry Cousin.
It's not Keegan, that's it, Barry Keegan.
The Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.
George Carlin.
Alex Winter, obviously Keanu Reeves.
Okay.
I'm just, I'm working out a line in my head right now.
Looks something like this.
Let's go through some recently observed cinema.
Let's go, Barry Keegan.
take that to the Green Knight. Green Knight takes you to, for me, for me, I'd be thinking
about like a a dev Patel. No, I'd be thinking about a Ralph Enison, the witch, Anya Taylor
Joy, the menu, Nicholas Holt, the favorite. And then something was supposed, I was supposed
to have an answer for where to go by now and I don't. I'm thinking it's Olivia
Coleman, the roses, Benedict Cumberbatch, one of the Wes Anderson things that he's
been doing. Is he just in the French dispatch? He's not. He's in Marvel's
Disney Plus special. So we'll take that to the wonderful story of Henry
Sugar and three more, which has Deb Patel in it. Who knew, bro? And Ray
fines for that matter. So I was hoping to find an easier path into the Francis McDormand line from here
and I don't see one. So what I'm going to do instead is fucking flip this shit around bigly
because I've decided I want to get there by a Dan Hadea in the blood simple bro.
And if I was going to do something like that, no that's too much work. Let's go Rupert friend
the death of Stalin. Death of Stalin takes you to Buscemi, takes you to Fargo. This is
book at this point. We go Francis McDormand, Nomadland, Swanky, Nomadland, David Strythairn,
his picture changes every two days in this game. But I'm trying to like a George Carlin
angle. It could be kind of crazy, man. Like what if we went, Apology Amati movie?
I feel like I have something. I have like an Emily Watson punch-drunk love,
Louise Guzma. Ah, okay, wait a second, wait a second. Philip Seymour Hoffman,
along came Pauly, Ben Stiller. Where is I going with this beast?
For some reason in my head, I was like Ben Stiller, and then I was going to go Adam Sandler,
which we're already here basically, so let's go Happy Gilmore too.
Adam Sandler, funny people, and then at some point this was going to get me to Dogma,
and it actually is because it's going to be Jonah Hill, Moneyball, Brad Pitt, Ocean's
11, Matt Damon, Dogma, George Carlin, Bill and Ted's excellent adventure. There you go.
244, we could have done a little better for sure. Jane Weedlin at the 2021 Hall of Fame
rock-and-roll induction ceremony. Holy cow.
It's never dogma. Bro, we should have... I'm kicking myself though. Maybe we should
rework Swanky to be the Francis McDormand to Dan Hadea line. Because it
gives me, I mean, Dan Hadea obviously a little bit more famous than Swanky. But
also, has anyone here seen Blood Simple recently? When they hold up the
picture of Dan Hadea at the swimming pool and he has no shirt on. That's the
closest facsimile to my actual body hair pattern. Librarian, if you could pull
that image of the image up that is the I was it finally some fucking
representation on film. I was like there's a motherfucker who actually looks
like me except he has hair but like the hair on the torso. Also in Alien
He's got the hair epaulettes. Oh shit. Wait top comment from the blankie subreddit
Top comment, holy shit
Pretty hard to miss two of the very best eyebrows in the history of the business. Just don't get me started on that chest hair
That's real man, that's that's what it looks like when you don't take care of it. That's fucking the real
nice bulge I didn't say that the resemblance extends any further than
that okay I'm just I'm just saying finally hairy guy representation on
cinema at the cinema one more reply when Ray stops to look at this pic in the
movie for a sec I thought he was amazed at Marty's chest hair
Oh, man.
Yes, let's go fucking Hedaya for Hedaya right now. Let's go Dan for Dan. Hedaya spread in the chat.
I gotta say he did a lot of great work as Tully in the Adams family, but
Dan the Hedaya, my favorite Dan Hedaya role, Mr. Butabi the flower shop owner from Night of the Roxbury.
Let's go here.
Hey, Rachie, thank you for the raid.
Thank you for the raid.
We're doing puk doku.
They're calling it the most regrettable raid of all time.
Rating straight into hockey trivia.
Columbus blue jackets, 40 plus points in a season.
I can find something interesting to put here.
I could find like a KAMAT consent or something like that.
just happy to be here. San Jose Sharks 40 plus points in a season obviously a lot of easy ones to
play here. I'm thinking people might have forgotten about the existence of Jeff Friesen bro and then
of course 300 plus assists and 40 plus points in a season. Let's go with like a client. There's
so many people that fit the bill here that we don't even have to worry about this one too much
much as long as we get on there. Let's just go like Peter Mojavelec, man. I don't think
that's that impressive because I think that there's like 10,000 people that fit this bill,
but the green border is really funny. Okay, Ducks 300 plus assists in their career.
There's a lot. Maybe don't take a defenseman. Maybe be a little bit more reasonable on
this or maybe take like a give me just give me one millisecond here me a
millisecond to think about who was ripping it up for that oh six sharks
team obviously Scott Niedermeyer me you got your get slabs and your parries and
your who's the who's the winger bro give me a second here 300 plus
assistant his career for the Toronto Maple Leafs? Give me a Wendell Clark. What? He's
ass actually. Give me a Eric Lindross. And then the Ducks. I mean this is crazy. Now
that we've already blown it. Let's try Lubomir Viznovsky men. And then the rest of these,
I mean not really that pressed to be honest with you about these. I mean sharks and
Leafs is easy enough with Owen Nolan. And then like, I mean, I don't know, anybody who's like,
who had the misfortune here, man, of not to be, not to be rude. I feel like Danny Heedly played
for both of you. There seems to be some sharks, ducks cross pollination, because obviously
this is Jeff Riesen on the ducks too. You can tell from the trim on his collar.
and then I don't think there's a Rick Nash connection. This is the tough one
because like Columbus as an expansion team already like a low, well it does it
count because there was a member of the Blue Jackets who owned the Leaps
Temporary, his name's Elvis Merliskins. Anyway now that we got that joke in
there let's see.
Axe Domey. I don't want to talk about this guy right now, Strauman, Jackman and
Roslavik. Who's the one who looks like Justin again? Marcel Dion, young
Marcel Dion for the record.
Al Pacino title starts with IP. I mean Jack and Jill is going to get a lot of play here
so we play the Insider instead. Probably a second best movie in this range. Title starts
with Q to Z. QRS too. We're going to play Scent of a Woman. No, we're going to play
The Recruit. No, we, yes we are. We're going to play The Recruit. People will forget
that this existed. And then title starts A to H. Something, I mean, I got leave, there's
like God day afternoon, the Godfather. But what, what do we want to play here that could
really surprise you? Let me think about this one for a minute. I feel like we can get
something like, we can get something good there. Arnold Schwarzenegger, A to H, I
to PQ to Z Daniel Day Lewis okay Daniel Day Lewis I to P Phantom Thread Lincoln Q to Z
there will be blood my two left I'm people are gonna forget that he's in my two left feet so we
play that here my left feet am I confusing this with two left feet my left foot guys I'm not confident
in this one anymore. I lost confidence with that. Oh, H is anemone, bro. Don't play games
of New York, play anemone. And then I need a pee. He's also in Last of the Mohicans.
There's a lot in here. Phantom Thread Lincoln. I'm going to play Last of the Mohicans.
And then, Q to Z, there will be blood, really don't want to play there will be blood if you
can avoid it, man.
I'm sure there's got to be something that avoids it, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y.
I'm going to play there will be blood.
Roche do more cameos.
Why is he so serious?
Should have played Simone anyway.
OK, Arnold Schwarzenegger, A2H.
I think Commando's going to be too high.
Let's play Eraser.
I to P, I, J, K, L, M, O, P, I, J, K, L, M, O.
To Q to Z, you've got the terminators, total recall.
This, I'm almost sure, well, what's going to be lower?
Jingle All the Way or Kindergarten Cop, bro?
Or, what else to see?
He's in the Expendables, which could go in a Q disease.
And he's in, he came back and did one.
That was, it had the same name as something
that was actually good that I can't remember.
You know what, he's in Around the World in 80 Days,
which would have been a great A to H
now that I think about it.
I think Kindergarten Cop is gonna be lower though.
I still think Jingle all the way is going to be higher.
Then Q to Zed, I mean might seem crazy to play a Terminator here, but I think if you
play one of the ones people don't know that he's in, you might get a little lucky on that.
And then let's just fucking do it, bro.
Let's just fucking play Dog Day afternoon.
I can live with that.
kindergarten cop number one mother fucker
spiel spielberg documentary we literally don't respect that
nine actually is a great poll i've i completely forgot that that
daniel dayluis was in nine
which is in this a riff off eight and a half
it's not the jj mccarthy story this is
isn't it's like a pseudo sequel to eight and a half or something
top left corner Chinese coffee that's a classic bro I know this guy
I know your old face you're Philip Baker Hall bro you can't fucking hide from me
the fuck is manglehorn son of noon
Channing Tatum
Chinese coffee called Adonkachino.
So true.
Oh, it does look like Kerry L. Ways.
Fair enough.
It's Jerry Orbach.
Okay, that's right.
My bad.
I do.
You frame mod me.
You frame Magmi by outing me for confusing Philip Baker Hall and Jerry Orbach.
That's a little embarrassing for a guy like me.
Presence.
A noun meaning the fact or condition of being present.
I spelled the first easy word wrong, bro.
I don't think it has that first C in it.
Recombent.
A adjective meaning science.
We recover.
We recover.
We go 14 for 14 on the end.
Alien.
mean
a verb meaning to cut
bulwark
a noun meaning a solid wall
oh fuck it's one L
microwave a noun meaning a
frufru
a noun meaning
contingent
we go 13 for 13
serious a adjective
cormorant
a noun meaning
pokemon word
A noun meaning any of various usually woody vines, especially of tropical rainforest that
root in the ground.
Leon is a French word, originally derived from the Latin Liguré meaning to bind.
Leon, a noun meaning a...
We go 12 and 12.
Empenage, a noun meaning the tail assembly of an aircraft.
Empenage.
Empenage.
Police, a noun meaning a long cloak or coat made of fur or lined or trimmed with fur.
the word originates from latin pellets for skin via old french police
police
uh... we go one for one
tamarack
and now meaning any of several american larches especially a large
laryx larisine
okay that's a tree it's not a scottish bird
uh... not my best spell check for sure but it does kind of look like a
fucking i mean that's exactly how you would do an elephant if you wanted to
do an elephant and you only had fifteen pixels in a three by five grid like
this 100%. So like that's something. Recumbent Peloton thoughts. I think if you can ride a
recumbent bike, more power to you, I feel like my knees and hips would dislocate from
my socket if I tried to actually exercise on one. Also, I don't know what a recumbent
bikers who bike outside cover your ears. What are they? They're always doing too
much man they're always doing way too much they always got the the flag and
the GoPro and they're they got the hand cranks as well and they're all I feel
like they're always yelling at people and stuff like that and I'm like it's
just just seems like you're doing too much man they need those mirrors they do
always have fingerless gloves as well they got a whole setup to it man I
I don't know.
I crashed my sitting machine.
That was really hard to say.
I crashed my sitting machine.
I mean, this looks good as fuck, obviously.
A burger that has pastrami on it.
I feel like, I mean, I'd be stupid to not start
in the United States.
It looks pretty fucking tasty.
Of course I would eat it, obviously.
lamb, eggplant, tomatoes, green bell peppers, onion, garlic, okay, lamb is a tell here.
Served with rice or flatbread.
It doesn't look like what I would typically consider to be an Indian dish.
Mostly on account, I think of the bell peppers, but it's filled with aromatic spices, sort
of the rice.
I mean, I gotta go India.
It's cool. Everything's okay. Maybe turkey. Everything was pointing in that direction, bro.
Yeah, I would yum it.
Bread.
Rum cake.
Where the hell is rum cake from?
Okay, that ain't right.
I mean, rum is associated with the Caribbean.
But rum cake, I think of as like
European I'm gonna start with the United Kingdom and see see where we go okay
cold let's go Jamaica then bro it is Jamaica it's every country in the Caribbean
actually it's every single country in the Caribbean 87% get over yourself bro
Come on, 87 percent.
Don't discard the rum cake, cause it's an islandish.
It's good as fuck.
Those people aren't real.
They better all have abs is all I'm saying.
That feels offensive.
So you're not offended is what you're saying.
Katamari versus Takana, let's see here.
Okay, looks delicious.
Popular street food.
Pizza topped with minced meat.
They both look awesome.
I'm gonna go with the one that more resembles a curry though.
That's close.
Dachboki versus Scrapple.
I do not like Dachboki, but there's no question
it'll have like a, I would say at least 82%.
Kerospista versus Chenapota.
So I don't know what is this like for scale or something, they're measuring the diameter.
Cottage cheese, caramelized cottage cheese or a vibrant chili paste.
Give me the chili paste.
Navarine from France, country renowned for having some of the best tasting food on
the planet.
Okay, brown pieces of meat, sautéed with onions, garlic and carrot and then simmered until tender.
It sounds good as fuck versus like a rice pudding.
Mmm, okay, a paneer dessert.
I gotta take a stew with that.
This is just the best color of food.
I'm sorry to tell you.
I don't even care.
I can respect it, but I disagree.
This is a real thing.
Fizz is a real thing.
Sparkling wine and orange juice.
Okay, so it's like a mimosa.
People love mimosa.
Rasselnik versus Palaver sauce.
Onions, garlic, and tomatoes,
then add spinach, pepper, palm oil.
Add peanuts, fish, or meat for better flavor.
Yeah, we're gonna go with that over the pickle soup.
no disrespect, no disrespect if you're from Belarus.
I mean, I would eat the pickle soup,
but it's going to be paneritika for sure.
I kind of like Vegemite, but Andong Jimdak,
I've had some Jimdaks before, it looks good as fuck.
The curly fries look disgusting,
but curly fries in a vacuum are awesome, bro.
I really, this is a tough one for me
because it comes down to like, there's a lot of disingenuous,
no disrespect kind of,
but there's a lot of disingenuous Americans out there
who are like, well, live in a place where you can get any food,
but still say stuff like,
oh, I'm jealous of people that live elsewhere
because they can eat other stuff.
But then like when they choose what they wanna have for dinner,
they're getting curly fries, and then online,
they're like, oh, the food here sucks so bad.
Yeah, there's like eight or 12 Korean restaurants in my town, but like, they're not convenient to get to.
I wish I lived there so I had no choice but to eat this, even though this is really good, if I may, but, uh...
Nah, fuck it. Okay, fair enough. You know what? I was too rude to you and I deserved that.
Shhhhhh. The...
Alu-Pai...
So it's like a potato sandwich, which I actually think would be delicious.
Or beans.
Okay, bro, I'll take the beans.
Ragu versus cassoulet is an impossible choice.
Cassoulet is beans, right?
These are like fava beans or something.
White beans.
I mean, this is crazy, man. They both look awesome. I feel like this looks a little better. Wrong!
Still beat the average.
Mid-off. French food is actually like really tasty, man. I don't know if I'm the first person to say this.
Probably the first person to recognize it.
I feel like Italian food is like properly rated.
People are like, it's some of the best food on the planet.
Everybody, and this, I'm sorry to keep
raining this down on your country
because it's also my country too.
But people will literally be eating
like a cheeseburger and fries and say some shit,
like I don't like French food, it's too heavy for me.
Oh, it's so heavy.
Oh, it's so heavy to have three pieces of stewed meat
and vegetables with a piece of bread on the side.
Instead, can I get four patties of grilled meat
with two pieces of bread
and a box of like fried potato?
It's crazy, man.
If you are watching this from France,
I imagine there's not that many,
you're probably watching French streamers,
but if you're watching this from France,
they are trying to wild away the soft power
of your food culture.
And I'm not allowing it.
I'm putting up a fight, okay?
Not just because I watched a French movie today.
Although the fits were crazy, man. The turtle next with the trench coats. We got to get on that vibe again, man.
Is that the Konkizi salami versus bratwurst and a pint?
Um, I'll go ahead and say it. They both look good. Which one would I rather eat?
I'd probably rather have that if we're being honest.
Hmm, deep fried spaghetti and meatball fries versus chicken burger.
The chicken burger, it's construction offends me a little bit because there's no way that
tomato is making it to the anterior side of the rim.
That might be the posterior side, I don't really know.
This is kind of like, ah, we'll go with the chicken, oh, what the fuck.
It's got to be pie and mash.
The pizza looks really bad.
The poutine looks really good.
And you already know, I mean, it's a freeway.
This is actually a great information gathering round
because this is very close to the perfect poutine.
It's fucking gross.
See, that's what, basically, I'm trying to find the gross
coefficient, essentially.
It is like a child soccer game, I think.
So in this, this is close to the perfect poutine.
We will find out how many people out there
think that the perfect poutine is inedible.
Maybe it's gonna be 25%, maybe it's gonna be 35%,
but that will give us information we can use
on future scandals.
29%.
The chip tea buddy versus hockey puck.
an easy one. It's gonna be chicken wings and chips. It doesn't look too bad. Doesn't look
too good, but it doesn't look too bad. It's gonna be roast potatoes. I mean the sausage
roll looks all right man. The thumb, the thumb might need some work. I think we've had this
many times before. The thumb might need immediate attention, but the the sausage roll, I don't
think it looks that bad. I would probably go with the soft. Fair enough. I mean these look great too.
It actually looks like real food to be fair. Hot bog with mayo. It's one of the most foul things
I've seen in this entire game without a doubt. That looks absolutely disgusting.
Good Lord. Curry pie with a double pie enter versus I'm not even fucking with you. I would eat this. And again, you're gonna make me say it.
No mustard. There's mustard at every stadium I've been to in my entire life. You walk behind, like you turn around 180 when you get the food, you find the station with the three pumpers and you pump the condiment that you want onto your hot dog.
to your hot dog. So this is user error. Either way, it's hard for a double pint to lose this,
I think. Philly cheesesteak hot dog doesn't look that bad. Jacket potato looks pretty fucked
up. I don't mind a jacket potato, but this is not what you want the inside of your potato
to look like. Something ain't right there. I gotta go with the Philly cheesesteak hotdog
on that one. Yeah, it's gonna be pigs in blankets. That's crazy. Eat the average. Mod the average
actually. What is it? It's some kind of sausage puck. Bro, one of the, well I was gonna say
one of the worst feelings, but I'm sure one of the worst feelings is like being boiled
alive or whatever. But when you stay at a hotel that says it has continental breakfast
and then you wait in line for five minutes because you wake up an hour and a half before
the continental breakfast even starts because you're 37 years old and you have a child.
So then they finally open the continental breakfast and you see the Marriott residents
in staff open the sous vided bag of pre-wrapped Jimmy Dean breakfast sandwiches into like
a bowl that's they kind of looks like an upside down pyramid or something like that.
Not the not the boiled in bag Jimmy Dean breakfast sandwiches man where they boiled the the
sausage, the cheese, the egg, and the English muffin all in the bag. No man, you can't be
doing all that. What did I fucking tell you by the way? What did I fucking tell you? Your
submission for shark was accepted. They really thought they were on something when they
only accepted great white shark last week. And for a goddess of the place, China's Changyi
3 visited what exotic locale in 2013?
Absolutely no idea, bro. I don't know the Maldives. Oh, it's the fucking moon, bro. It's a rocket ship.
Oh shit, it's the damn moon, man.
No wonder it had a three at the end of its name.
Makes perfect sense.
I thought they fucked up and it was supposed to be like the third.
Exactly what it sounds like.
Periscope was an early coin-op arcade game for what Asian gaming company?
Submarine?
Nintendo?
Nintendo?
Sega. I see that it says Saturn there, so we'll type Sega.
A labor leader called Mary is the namesake of that 50-year-old magazine. Mother.
Mother. Mother. What?
Mother. The namesake of that. Mother. Mother. Mother Jones. Mother. I remember from, from
from Reddit, Mother Jones.
Apparently you've gotta do more.
Hopping out at number 67 on the Hot 100,
Marky Mark sophomore album was called You Gotta,
apparently you gotta do more.
You gotta do it.
Elder Price lays out some of Mormonism's actual,
I believe you gotta believe.
It's the only song from the book of Mormon
that I actually know.
I should see that play, man. Good song. Do they actually believe that heaven is in, like,
Jackson, Missouri or whatever? It could be. I've never been there. That's the Garden
of Eden, sorry, yeah. My mistake. The Garden of Eden and no, it might have been, I don't
care remember, Mississippi, Missouri. Shout out Andrew Reynolds. Yeah, it's not Reynolds,
not I think about it, it's Reynolds. Andrew Reynolds so good in that one clip I've seen
of him singing, I believe that I will watch movies that he's in, just cause he's
in them or more honestly I will look up the cast of an animated movie my daughter
wanted to watch and go oh shit that was Andrew Reynolds Andrew Reynolds played
half of the twins that were the bad guys in the third trolls movie how about
that the Grand Bibliotheque de Quebec is a Montreal neighborhood named for a
is in a Montreal neighborhood named for another in Paris.
The Quartier-Rotte, the Quartier-Rotte,
the Quartier-Maison-Tec.
Published around 1455, the original Gutenberg Bible
was in what mostly bad language?
La Quartier-Latine, that makes more sense.
We should do a stream from Montreal one day, man.
Change nothing but just be like, we're live from Montreal.
How's your Quebecois? Mmm. Très mal? Mmm.
Ma un petit peu vraiment. Not good.
I should learn French, man.
No, I should learn Cantonese.
Oh God, it would go so fucking crazy to get mad on stream and then just start speaking
Cantonese and fucking go off.
God, the aura would be so fucking good if you learn Cantonese and you crash out in
Cantonese.
It would be so awesome.
Why not Mandarin I think if I learned Mandarin people would accuse me of only learning it
for like practicality's sake but if I learn Cantonese they'd be like damn white boys in
it for the love of the fucking game.
Sort these NFL players by when they first appeared on the cover of Madden NFL starting
with the latest.
Okay. Eddie George is like 2002. Marshall Fock was one year after that. Sean Alexander is
probably in here when the, when the CEO, probably like 06. And then I'm thinking we go Brady
Paul Amalu Johnson. Then I'm thinking we go Brady at the top. It's that simple, bro.
Told you Eddie George, Marshall Fox, Sean Alexander, Troy Calvin, Tom. I mean, Tom is really a wild
card because he could have been on like any cover in the millennium so far, but
But Brady didn't get it till 18.
Yeah, but he didn't want to get cursed, bro.
He had a long time left.
He had a long runway.
Guys, juxtapos, that's not working today.
The maps were just circles.
Eighteenth-century aviation, people of the Industrial Revolution, paper makers.
French balloonists?
They have absolutely no idea.
The Lays, Freyres, Vremont, it's the Montgolfier brothers.
I don't know the Montgolfier brothers.
Were they the ones who put the umbrella on the bicycle?
Brother come on.
I'm just going to tell you, I don't know where you live.
You might live in Canada, but they didn't teach us about the Mongolpie brothers, bro.
They will never be one who I'll tell you that much.
Am I right librarian 20th century American inventors 1902 to 1974.
American people have Swedish descent aviation history is like today international aviation
day or something.
You seem like Charles Lindbergh, bro.
That's Charles Lindbergh.
flew alone for over 33 hours. Big deal. Try flying with other people for 14.
Oh, shit! We fucking got you, bro. Oh, oh, my private plane. My private plane's too slow.
rich motherfucker. 20th century American women who lived from 22 to 2015. American folk singers
from Appalachia. Folk song collectors. Are you Emmy Lou Harris? You're Jean Richie, Jean
Richie I'm guessing now that I think about it. I thought it could be Emmy Lou Harris.
1603s about Scottish royalty.
Did I say 1603s?
1603 plays about Scottish royalty.
Bro, this is Macbeth.
The tragedy of Macbeth.
They literally spelled it wrong on the fucking title, bro.
20th century British army personnel
who are English novelists and Irish novelists
who are pseudonymous, but also we should know their name.
English thriller writers.
I'm going to guess that you are the person who wrote the James Bond movies or the books and your name is
Sometimes in my brain, but it's not in my brain right now
All I can think of is for some reason my brain is pulling up Johnny Silverhand
Fleming Ian Fleming
John Le Carré my mistake y'all
And I'm pretty sure Johnny Silverhand is Keanu Reeves from Cyberpunk. That's John Le Carré.
Cyborg supervillains who are Doctor Who aliens. The fuck is the Doctor Who villain called again?
I knew this at some point bro. The Daleks. Of course. 1968 quotations, this is going to
remind the gap. That's an easy one. Animated characters from 77 who are from the Hobbit,
are monsters, fictional talking animals who are dragons, that's smalg bro. How is he the
main antagonist in the book? He's literally just protecting his property. 20th century
anarchists, 20th century atheists who are French. Are you uh, are you Foucault? You're
You're my favorite author, actually, my bad.
You're my favorite author.
My mistake.
1877 neologisms.
Use the force.
Jedi, the force.
Use the force.
Damn, that stings, bro.
I'd rather be dumber than average than exactly as smart as average.
reason I love saying shit like starting a sentence with people with a 101 IQ love to be like and
then putting something devastating as the closing argument of the sentence is so good.
There's no defense bro.
now that it's all over and done now that you find now that you're home you fucking got me with that
one seasons will pass you by I get up I get down I forgot the notes of the end to be honest
But what a fucking song
We should listen to that all on stream remix with the island boys. This is a fucking
You're like a
114 degree angle which would put us at a 266
But it probably like a 255
Or like a 248
So shit
fuck 236 I see now good people build their hands and say so see yes band
poster I don't know if you're from the same company that brought us exiled in
Gaivill and REM poster but you you could you're gonna fit right in here you're
gonna fit right in here
That's one dude. Actually, I've seen all good people has lots of dudes he goes
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum.
You're pissing me off? What, you don't like yes?
And then?
Honestly, I think if we move slightly, there might be, I don't think there's an avenue.
I think you got to tap this bad boy.
Sad to say.
I do think there's a world where if you fucking send it, bro.
Oh, pretty birdie.
Homer's son is Bart.
Yes, sir?
Source?
Guys, can I say something?
Is it time for the Simpsons to come back
into the lexicon of popular culture?
It used to be the lingua franca of references
for like, you know, maybe 20 plus years.
So I understand the fatigue.
But like, I think we've written,
I mean, they've been so mediocre for so long,
I think it's easy to forget how good it was when it was good.
We've got to give it some more cultural cachet, man.
Let your childhood die?
I mean, I'm the last person you should
accuse of being stuck in a state of arrested development.
People my age get mad at me for like,
making them look bad with my habits and shit.
Which is really embarrassing for me.
They're really like, never?
You don't drink at all?
And I'm like, yeah, it's all right, dude.
I don't know.
I fucking, I don't know.
I got to the end too fast.
I basically speed ran that shit.
Mother fucker.
Hold on that.
18 strokes ain't too bad.
We're gonna go see an R rated movie.
Pardon think pardon think you knew what they were doing, man
Maybe uniform eater eats uniform eater, maybe
maybe
Uniform that's interesting
That's very fucking interesting
a uniform eater has to be our definition, right? Like I have no idea. Uniform eater, eats uniform
eater, eater, eater. Let me see a definition. Our definition, I don't know why I said it like that.
Our definition here is eater. And our answer will be another word for something that eats.
The diner. There's no rhyme nor reason to the guess.
Eats. Show indicators. Eats. And it's a containing indicator. Some fodder or its substitute will
go around some other fodder.
Can I see an alternate clue, please, Liam?
The clues alternate, giving the same answer, is wardrobe menace snatches uniform right
under my nose, oh my god.
Okay, one second.
So we got the answer, how did we, well I got the answer because your mouth is right
under your nose.
Maybe uniform eater eats uniform.
Guys, I have no idea.
Moth.
Because a moth eats a uniform.
And then uniform is like the phonetic you in the nato alphabet.
holy fuck that's crazy that's crazy I wouldn't I really I'm a lot I wouldn't
say never that's a defeating belief I'm a long way away from being able to derive
that even with the hints I think it's awesome though I think it's awesome that
there's people out there who are insane like in a good way or in a bad way
that agrees with me. That's fine too. But they're insane in a way that I don't agree with. That's
where it really becomes a problem. Hmm. Women breathing got to be one of my favorite genres.
Lot of contentious scores here. Three and a half's twos, one and a half's, four and a half with
with a heart, holds up outside of a theater,
thrilling his house, cinematographer is king.
I know some dislike this film for issues
regarding script and physics,
but I do not understand or agree,
suspension of disbelief, the themes are still lovely,
concentration on grief, the smallness of human beings,
and the hopeful evolution related symbolism involved.
I don't even know how to watch movies like this anymore.
I kept thinking about the Bruce-Raw.
Assume this group is what happens when you decide to make a small character film that
requires tens of millions of dollars of special effects.
I don't know man, are you the fountain from 2006?
It's a tensist, blank may have a simplistic story, but who cares.
Really can't wait for his next project and I'll be attempting to get deeper in the
the older Mexican cinema in the coming year.
Mother, parallel mothers, 2021.
Director's most ostentatious directorial flourishes
now rendered unimpressive by how much is digitized.
A hacky script, a resolute focus on forward plot movement
dips in the backstory. Oh this is gravity, bro. This is Alfonso Cuaron, gravity 2013. Yes.
And the contentious scores make perfect sense.
Holding space for defying gravity.
Looks more like a zero G mod of the game Mirror's Edge than a film. If this is the face of
of new cinema, I might be getting off the ride.
Let's see, let's go find Jake's profile
and see what they're watching.
I don't know, what did you give Gravity?
It's funny considering this was the conversation
we just had in the golf game,
but I saw Gravity the way Alfonso Cuaran intended.
I went to see, I was home for Christmas in like 2013,
I guess, and we went to see a Kingston Frontenac's game
at like noon or one PM.
I probably had like eight beers at the game,
came home and Kate and I put the movie on.
I watched like 30 minutes fell asleep
and then woke up like 10 minutes before the ending.
And I was like, that was pretty good.
So I don't think I get to have an opinion
on gravity personally.
Time for everybody's favorite, bro.
That sounds like a 3.5 in a heart.
Guys, I'm going to do something insane.
Fuck slicing it on the median.
Oh, that's pretty good for taking the psycho angle.
you get a steak like this too? It's like if I if I could refresh this and mash them together
you know maybe you want to cut like one steak in half but you also got to slice it like along the
against the grain so sometimes you're like fuck who fucking made the grain on the steak bro because
now I got a I got like the first piece that I chop off the steak like looks all fucked up it
It don't look right.
Yeah, dumb-ass cow, God, it's like muscular sinews
in the wrong direction, bro.
Who made the steak?
That might be a butcher problem.
I don't know.
Why are you dividing your steak in half?
I mean, honestly, my wife and I often
times we don't need a full steak.
Last night we made fajitas.
One chicken breast, bro.
It's that simple.
You don't need two chicken breasts for me and my wife.
We eat our fillet fajitas, always end up with like
a bunch of fajita chicken left.
And then you're in the constant balance of like,
now I gotta buy more tortillas.
And oh, we got three quarters of a jar of salsa left.
And then you're constantly juggling
the remainder of the ingredients.
One chicken breast, good enough, man.
Three years until vegetarian arc?
Nah, I don't think so.
Kate is not, she doesn't have it in her, to be honest.
When I moved to Korea, I actually,
it's funny, this came up in the Discord last night.
When I moved to Korea, I was a vegetarian,
at least until I got to the airport.
But in all the job interviews that I did,
I was, they would end it with like,
do you have any questions for us?
And I would be like, oh yeah, I'm a vegetarian.
Like, is that conceivable to maintain there?
And they were like, yeah, it's no problem,
you could just eat fish.
Don't even worry about it.
lots of fish here so I was kind of like all right I guess I'll you know just put
this on pause for now
yeah it's true I did turn Episcopalian
anyway lots of good meat there too
you ever dipped the long Korean peppers in the Samjang yeah bro I've had
every accoutrements Korean barbecue I've yeah I've had raw garlic bro yeah
I've had raw garlic. Yeah, I've had the raw onion in the soy sauce. Okay. I've had every every possible bonchon of curry and barbecue
Yeah, I've had potato salad for some reason
Yeah, I've had Odeng Choli, okay
You sash marker
adults and then we'll go band wait, why would I do this we have to go band old
We should do a fucking Bonchon tier list at some point.
Almost every kind of kimchi, top of the list.
No doubt about it.
Don Muji, I put that in like the C tier.
Got Dugi, that goes in the S tier for sure.
And then Gamja Cholim, steamed potato.
me that in the I'll take that in the S tier as well but there's lots that I put
straight in the D or F tier bro I don't give a fuck about just that dish full of
black beans coming out and I like black beans I just like never really had a plate
come out and been like oh I could really go for eating like one black bean at a
time until the food gets here it's never really interested me I guess what's
the yellow one that sliced really thin. That's Don Mugi, the sweeter pickled radish that
often shows up in a kimbap. What's an opinion on Bonchum that's got you like this? Yeah,
that's a dude from Tangled. Yeah, yeah, that could work. That could work, man. I had
Beep and bop the other day it was fucking bomb my okay, what's the opinion on Korean food that I'll have you like this knives
image from
tangled
Beep and bop
It's fine. Beep and bops. All right
Don't stop Beep and bop is the one that you should be fucking
Pogging over in the fucking the Duke baggie where the rice gets all crispy on the side I
Do think it's kind of overrated people will literally like pay more money to fly Korean air
just to have Beebe and Bop on the airplane and you're like it's not like
And they freak out. They're like, oh my god, they give me gochujang
Bro, you're going to a country where they're gonna give you gochujang with every single thing that you fucking order
You could just wait like six hours or something. You'll be fine
That being said the airplane food does kind of sucks so the Beebe and Bop tastes proportionately better, but anyway
Is anyone in here a flight attendant? Can I say something without you guys making me look like the man with knives pointed at him from Tangled?
I feel bad for flight attendants ever since the life hack must have gone viral that you can like order instant noodles on airplanes because
and now every single time that I fly and usually we're in like row 37 next to the bathroom. I don't know if it's because they see that I have a five year old and they're like fuck you.
like, fuck you, you get to sit at the, you get cordoned off in like the children's section
of the airplane. I can see so many rows in front of me getting instant noodles. And then
they eat. So that first, the flight attendants have to individually put the water in the
instant noodles, which is boiling and then bring the boiling noodles out to the individual
seat while you're like, you know, jostling up and down multiple feet at a time during
turbulence and then they go they eat the instant noodles and they don't drink the broth so they have to like ding the flight attendant button and now the
flight attendant has to carry like 40 containers of boiling half-eaten noodles back to the fucking galley, bro.
That's too much. You're making them work too fucking hard.
No shot, this is real. Don't sit in dirty onesie sometimes and all you the shit that I see back there
It would boggle your mind. How come so many of you are taking so fucking long in the bathroom after the flush?
It doesn't make any sense
Once the flush happens, it's t-minus 40 seconds until that door should fucking open. Okay?
If you're doing something you shouldn't be doing in there don't flush early flush late otherwise people are gonna get suspicious
This is Jizz in the past by the Lonely Island, okay I can't look at chat anymore.
a difference
See that's I feel like you might be like loving this club by usher
this is like a flow rider this is from the hangover
Is the voice in the room with us?
This is Island Boys Sergeant Vasquez
It's Jason Derulo, whatcha say?
Okay, yeah.
I've heard this one maybe two or three times.
But I was not running in the circles that were listening to Jason Derulo, whatcha say?
For sure.
It is kind of a lonely island, Jason, because it's got the dear sister beat.
I knew I was smelling Andy Sandberg coming off the damn screen, bro.
The Imaging Heaps Song is 100 times better.
That makes it about a 2 out of 10.
But I would say I detected no lies in your sentence.
But we can agree on that one unless you want to quibble over the finer points.
Dear sister is that song?
No it's not.
Dear sister is the original.
This is the one where they use the sample.
That's two different things.
It would have been fucking crazy if they had the Jason Derulo song in there because I'm
pretty sure this shit came out like two years after Dear Sister elevated the Emogean
Heap song from the pile of dreck, bro.
Don't fucking talk to me about Imogen Heap.
I'm gonna fucking freak out.
I know you've got a Regina Spector poster on your wall.
Oh, I know it.
I fucking know it.
Oh, I know you've been to five Amanda Palmer concerts,
and I can't fucking say anything about it.
I gotta take these chains off and say it again.
Okay, I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
We come back.
I don't know, maybe we'll play some horsey game.
you
you
you
Is it canon that meugenics has gone?
If you talk to the people in your real life like this and you go out to a restaurant and
they order something you've never seen them order before, do you go, is this official?
So are you like officially, oh so you're like pro mushroom?
Are you coming out as pro mushroom?
Is there a reference for you because you've never ordered it before?
Like this is your brain on lost media.
I don't talk to people IRL.
Okay, well, if I see them, I'll be sure to give them the message.
You know what I'm talking about?
M M at Walsh, fuckin' blood simple type shit.
Yeah man, yeah we know.
Guy who only talks in early Cohen brothers quotes.
Do you say that in real life?
Yeah bro, I mean this is real as fuck right now man.
This is real as fuck.
I mean, yeah, I'm 43 it's crazy to think I'm gonna be that old one day no disrespect.
I kind of phrase it in the most annoying way possible.
Not long too.
I chose only six years away. Six years ago I was 31, bro.
Mugenics is a better YouTube game, IMO. Silver Shea, with all due respect,
this is not something that God put you on the planet to have an opinion about.
I'm holding space for the I can'ts.
Why with all due respect?
Well, sometimes you have to put like a little, an opener, like a start codon at the beginning
of the sentence to give your brain time to spin up the rest of the message.
I'm sorry, but you were not put on this planet to have opinions about content.
Or, yes, without a doubt.
But your parents did not conceive you and then feed you for like 20 years for you to
grow up and have an opinion about content.
That's not right.
You're worth more than this.
So your content is not art?
Absolutely not.
Except, give me a moment here, what happened to the fucking island boys, sergeant Vasquez?
That would have hit so hard there.
boys island boys sergeants UI this is it
Oh
You gonna regret it, you gonna miss songs and I didn't buy it up.
Do not kiss Sergeant Vazquez out cause he got eye to the button but.
That's literally, I'm looking at the timeline.
That's four seconds long.
I think that might be some of the best four seconds of media ever produced if you
cut the last 30 seconds off that's so that's so awesome that's so good man
Yeah, it's a bit of a devious lick.
There was a secret chord.
Oh shit, I really thought the dulls were going to take like 70 minutes today, man.
Okay, because now I gotta fucking go over here and fucking buy this stuff, god damn it.
Steam Next Fest?
Honestly, I'm not fucking with demos anymore for the rest of my life.
I'm so sick of demos.
I thought a world where every game had a demo would be awesome, but then it turns out that
every game comes out with a demo three years before it actually, like, the game comes
out.
So you get all excited to play, like, this awesome game, and then it fucking never,
it never actually releases, man.
You played a demo two days ago?
That would surprise me, because that would be on Sunday.
And all I was playing on Sunday was Counter-Strike 2.
Play a horsey game?
That's what we're doing.
That's why I said when I went to the bathroom,
I said, when we come back, we'll be playing a horsey game,
which I am now adding to my carts.
My Steam wallet balance is too low to cover this transaction.
Yeah, yeah, I know. I'm good for it.
Put that on some BNPL stuff.
Have you played the demo for the dungeon experience?
Have you listened to a little word that's come out of my mouth in the last four minutes?
Yeah, Kate, we're good.
We're good in an hour.
I was operating on a 12 to 2 timeline today.
Okay, thank you.
No problem.
Do you understand the words?
Do you see what happens, Larry?
Do you see what happens when you mute a stream or stream?
This is what happens when you feed a stranger scrambled eggs.
John Goodman.
They really did not fuck up when they named that guy, huh?
Is a Portlandia track. Catch me be a surprise they went over to my parents house on Saturday.
My dad was watching Portlandia, I was like, what the fuck?
Never had seen in the entire existence of my life, I've never seen this man express any interest in a Fred Armisen production.
Was he laughing at it? He was losing his damn mind.
He was laughing his ass off, man. I was loving it for him.
It was a sketch where they were, uh, him and Cary, uh, Bronstein were Goths, I think.
And, uh, he was, he was positively titillated, let me say it.
One second, I forgot how to stream.
So your dad has heard a washed out song then?
I'll take your word for it, but then also, um, my dad isn't even like, he's still at
a cool age.
My dad's only 61, bro.
He's actually literally probably younger than some of the people that are actively
in chat.
I'm not talking about the grandparents that are like babysitting teenage twitch viewers right now who don't own airpods
So they have they're just like
Ambiently blasting the audio to like the whole living room right now. I got a lot of respect for those
Just try to you know make lunch or do their damn crossword puzzle or something right now
their kid is just
Like air in a ow straight into the open air man
There's gotta be some cool 60 year olds in chat. Hey Leo Laporte you here? Leo pull
up. Yeah shout out to Mima. We're playing a horsey game here. I know nothing
about it except it's from the Desert Golf Devs and Chibley said it's a good
game to play. So we're gonna play it for at least 49 minutes. Help I have
That horse flew.
I'm afraid the treatment cost $62,375.
Go bet on the horse races to make money.
Alrighty, I'll drive myself to the racetrack.
Holy cow, horsey game by Justin Smith.
With sound and music by Marlon Webe.
Welcome new player.
Pick a horse to win.
I gotta go with plush belora on this one.
How much will you bet?
I have $50.
I mean, I'll tell you, I'm all in.
I'm all in right off the bat.
Oh, max bet $20, odds five to one, prize 120.
I'm ready.
I think I bet on a cow by accident, y'all.
Okay, Rope-a-dope is gonna flip over, so they're done.
Some of these are literally QR codes, bro.
We are running away with it, man.
We're running away with it.
Literally that's a scripted loss and we won anyway.
And I haven't heard that sound in a long time.
Congrats, have another go, place your bets.
They're all five to one.
I mean, on this one, I don't think there's any doubt, bro.
It's Peng the gallon, without a doubt.
Isn't that what that one British kid was calling
like the chicken places he was eating at?
Well, he's fallen over dead.
Oh, but he's back!
And he's moving backwards.
Well, you know what?
I didn't even want to bet, because we already won.
So, this is a scam anyway.
Never gamble twice.
we lose on this one place your bets are they just gonna make me keep betting
until I run out of money and they introduce a new game mechanic um dude
you never bet against Bale bro he's literally the boss of Act 5 he's the
lord of destruction now you can just do anything you want now oh okay well
like get me out of here bro after we win this this stack
it's not even close it's it's closer than I would have liked let me guess I know
what you're gonna say you're gonna say I've never seen anyone as good as as you
at this before bring a horse if you want a race prize $500 if you had a
a lasso you can catch a horse. Okay, take, dude bro, again, you take me to lasso, Mart.
Hey, why not grab that lasso up there? Let me get that for you. I saw wild horses southwest
of here. You don't need hay yet. Oh, my bad y'all. Southwest, there's a horse.
Maybe, maybe consider using your lasso.
Got one.
Lasso a horse.
And then take it back to the track.
Clyde's rides to the paddock.
Find the horse you got there.
go to the track to watch the horse race.
Force.
Yes.
I guess I can't bet on them.
What the circular logic got the damn shoes on, bro?
Okay, that's not looking so good.
I mean, it wasn't even close, bro.
I didn't know that they were going to have to kicks on them.
Oh, unless...
unless maybe no shot please soft lock no no my horse is getting up it's just
gonna take a second oh shit bro miss the bus my win this one every once in a
while the body spasms as rigor mortis sets in and they get a little closer
of the exit. I can live with that. Let's raise the stakes. Minimum bet is now five
bucks. What the hell happened? Better luck next race? Well literally you kind of stink
If I'm being honest, whatever, take me to the track.
Maximum bet.
A hundred bucks.
Shit, bro, it's hard to bet against Bale, but if I'm being honest with you, I got strong
suspicion that Paxhaven is winning this one.
Two to one is just bad arbitrage.
I mean, maybe this is why people get addicted to gambling, but I was like, I'm so stupid I was going to bet on countenance.
Or maybe I'm a genius. Oh, but I was actually going to bet on subatomic. Oh, I'm so stupid.
Why didn't I follow my gut instinct? Oh, I'm a genius actually. I'm so smart for betting on tax haven.
There was never a doubt in my mind! Oh, but I could have been a sub-atariiile!
I'm rich!
IrmaGird! I'm sorry. There's literally, I mean, with the money we just won, we have to re-invest.
I know we got more game to play, but if you see a horse called IrmaGird and you don't go all in,
you can pick a horse to finish second, but the odds are slim.
I think it's hot the trot number two, bro. Pick a horse to finish third if you're a real gambler.
I think it's upright trade table, bro. Prize $25,000. Wait, do they all have to come in the right order?
That would be a surprise. Yes? Okay, that's insane. Well, I guess I wouldn't worry about that because this one appears to be over anyway.
If you see a horse called Irma Gurdon, you don't go all in.
I mean, you're not invited to my house for Thanksgiving.
Is that simple?
Oh, I knew it, too.
I knew Pressbiller was going to maug on this one.
Okay, take me back to the paddock.
Mine horse you got there?
Not really, bro.
They actually kind of suck.
See what else we got.
How about my house?
Horse is too tired.
That horse isn't hungry.
Oh, it will give the hay back then.
Well, yeah, go to sleep.
Horse.
How are you looking now?
Test track.
Best ride at Epcot.
Drag a horse onto the track.
Oh, and we just have to gauge based on like physics how good they are.
Only ride at Epcot?
Uh, Braw hasn't been there in a while.
They actually have Guardians of the Galaxy Cosmic Rewinds.
Age 3 of 8, height 15.6, weight 1,000, damn, we got the whole fucking genome here.
crazy, man. And they honestly look pretty good until they flip over, man. Mission to Mars
or whatever. Yeah, they got spaceship Earth. Take me back to the map. Here's what I'm thinking.
Lasso, Mark.
Hey.
Yep.
A shovel for $95.
I think we want another lasso.
And then I don't know what we do with the shovel,
but let's get it anyway.
You can dig with the shovel.
Okay, thank you.
Greg, horse outside trailer to set free.
One problem, I didn't bring my horse with me, bro.
Horse tack is not attached.
Who do we want here?
But you literally look like you're made of ice.
Very hungry horse.
Age 4?
Wait a th- I have no idea how to read these.
That's a zebra.
You sound like Perry Grip.
Dude!
That's a tortoise!
You know what I'm talking about?
everybody eats. Bro, eat up! Let's see how you're doing. Kind of a slow and steady type,
Oh, no, no, no, I want the champ.
yes wait is 1357 bro I don't know about that that seems crazy what's going on a
bob's farm holy howdy grab and pick up a horse if you want to trade big data
Arcturus bro you got Arcturus here you got Olympic athlete I'll sell you Olympic
athlete for 68 bucks bro deal that's an absolute steal and now we go back to my
house. What if you could change the name here? Oh, you can. Your QR code. QR code menu. You?
I mean, how could you not be prodigal son?
Now Olympic athlete, let me take a peek at you.
Offspring pixie busts, damn, no wonder they showed you so low, you're almost 6'7 bro.
Eat some food?
That horse isn't hungry, not bad y'all.
Okay, Olympic athlete get in the whip. We're going to the track bro. Oh, sorry my bad. We should go to the paddock
I'm all in
Yes
Literally they just they they propped their skill they propped the ramp up
absolutely destroyed. Congrats, what an exciting race. Now they're tired. Because they're
tired, we won't send them back. I didn't know you could grab the trophy. I mean, while we're
here, while we're here. Nah, take me back. Um, okay. Not the track, sorry. Take me back.
I don't like the horses today.
Personally, I don't really like the horses.
Come back here.
Drop off Olympic athlete.
We're gonna need some more hay.
And honestly, we just made a ton of money.
Let me get the whole bale, bro.
One hay bale.
And then, I don't know, man.
This might sound crazy.
What if we went out here and just...
All right, who knows?
All right, who knows?
We'll figure it out at some point.
You have to hold the button.
That makes more sense.
It's a briefcase full of cash, bro.
Oh my God.
literally gambling on what you get out of the briefcase will be worth more or less than the shovel
Anton C is not happy
put that right there um and then take take a little snooze man so Olympic athlete i'm assuming you're
now seven years yeah that's fair i'm assuming you're now seven years old yeah so you've only
only got one more chance bro I mean I know exactly what we're gonna do we're
gonna take you straight to the paddock oh bring your winningest horse for the
race of champions your horse needs to win two races bro they'll be dead by
by then. He'll be dead by then. Read his ass. I don't know how. Also, don't type that here.
the corral. The moon shines bright tonight. What the hell is this? Meat? There's a carcasside.
You know what? What? They rejected me? Bro, they're eating the horses! Those aren't
horses bro those are like their jackals or something stay away honestly I kind of
I like your vibes, my bad, y'all.
The hell is this?
Of course, five of eight.
This is neon gray joy.
Is there any, I need, we know I need a tutorial, maybe, bro, literally my meats.
I'm gonna starve the wolves, so that they attack more horses, wait, wait, wait.
Maybe that's the play, bro.
Maybe that's the damn play, drop, drop the meat off, oh shit, will it be a ranch?
Lost? I lost my horse. Answers to didn't fit the mold.
Okay, what does it look like? It kinda looks like a gray olive stuffed with peanut butter.
I can find that.
Gray olive stuffed with peanut butter.
I'm never gonna be able to get back to your house, though.
Are you lost yeah a little bit
Yeah, I might have gotten eaten by it. Oh, you're so close man. Oh
We got a fresh one
Horse baby horse age baby
Fresh ones crazy bro, they could have a long career
I'm looking for an olive stuffed with peanut butter.
Baby Snatcher?
Okay, you're literally, you're phrasing it like a negative thing.
What about Sachiko from Tokyo Godfathers?
Is she the villain of Tokyo Godfathers?
No, like the system's probably the victim or whatever.
I don't know.
I need to Google Tokyo Godfathers Reddit to figure out what my opinion is.
Tokyo Godfathers mentioned. Everyone hates gambling until their favorite found
family wins the New Year's lottery in Japan.
Ass. Are you going to watch No Other Choice? 24 Carat LeBoubou.
Or did Log No Other Choice? On Letterbox. In fact, as Dakota Johnson would say,
I liked it so much, I think I logged it twice. But then I did delete one of the logs.
I still don't see peanut butter, Olive.
Um, where the hell am I?
That's a damn deer, bro.
Bet on some races? I don't know how to get back to my damn house, man.
I am in the van, Tyga.
I think I take this road up.
The circus!
Step right up.
Drag a horse into a tent.
It's a fine-looking horse.
This is probably training, bro.
oh shit they got it they get the hardest part is starting from a dead stop
Yeah, no, no.
And they're fucking tired, how are you trolling me?
I'm gonna bring out some non-tired horses, man.
Where am I?
Go see the freaks for ten bucks.
Wait, that's a good idea.
The horse is too tired to see the freaks.
That's a strong-looking horse?
It's a nimble horse.
Okay bro, I mean, you're gonna be tired,
you won't be able to fucking do anything,
but let's see what you got, man.
Oh.
It's my piece.
It's a baby.
No babies in the circus, bro.
Oh.
Follow the road, you'll get back.
Oh damn, it was right here the whole time, huh?
Haha.
Haha.
Haha.
Haha.
Haha.
Haha.
Haha.
Haha.
Haha.
Haha.
Haha.
Haha.
Haha.
Haha.
Haha.
Haha.
Haha.
Haha.
Haha.
Haha.
Haha.
What's your deal?
What do you mean you're sleepy, bro?
You literally just came to life like a minute ago.
Uh, baby, gotta love me.
Okay, let me see your stats.
Damn, I don't know.
They got lots of green and yellow in the genome.
I feel like a damn Saju reader right now.
I don't know what the fucking chart looks like, bro.
You got lots of metal over water.
I think it's gonna make you a good student.
You're gonna get into
Seoul National University or something.
Okay, what are you guys up to?
It's getting a little crowded up here.
I don't really know what we do with the meat.
Just drop that shit right there.
I mean, might as well go to sleep for now.
Okay, the baby gotta love me.
What the fuck is horse, bro?
You literally look just like your dad.
The baby gotta love you.
I'm gonna start by taking you to the circus.
Everybody's going to the damn circus today.
Except you.
You're gonna be fucking.
Has anybody here done anything?
This is literally a horse with no name, bro.
Parents, Olympic athlete, horse, like how could you not be the greatest horse racer
of all time?
This Elvis Stoico, bro.
Heavy ass baby.
Dude, he's probably strong as fuck!
Okay, let's go see what our horses are good at, man.
Elvis mentioned.
Haters will say it's fake. There was a time that Canada was a dominant superpower in men's figure skating.
We're kind of like pair's merchants now, which is alright.
No disrespect to Patrick Chan, of course, but...
Guys, I'm going to level with you.
I forgot where the circus is.
Circus is northwest.
Is this a circle?
It's to the left.
Left from house, okay.
How do you get the Costco?
I mean, it's pretty simple.
Oh, it's not simple.
It really depends on what, wait, what is, that's the Holy Dug.
It depends on what Costco you want to go to, and I got lots of opinions about that.
A lot of people would say you got to go to Still Creek Road in Burnaby, but I don't
know, man.
I just hate driving east through Vancouver at like peak traffic times.
I'd rather drive south to Richmond.
It's kind of a mess until you get over the bridge, but once you get over the bridge,
it's like, it's not too bad.
That's a fast-looking horse.
That's a fine-looking horse.
That's a nimble-looking horse.
That's a nimble-looking horse.
Let's see what you can do with the trampoline.
I didn't think that was too bad.
Wait, who's Nimble?
Nimble might be diving, bro.
Yes!
Yes!
$500!
Damn!
Oh, I see.
I see.
I see now what we must do.
It's a fine looking horse.
It's a beautiful looking horse.
I'm going to go get him.
I'm going to get him.
I'm going to go get him.
I'm going to get him.
I'm going to get him.
I'm going to get him.
I guess a beautiful horse would not go to the freak show.
Oh, this is the freak.
Damn.
They weren't kidding.
That's a fine-looking horse.
Fine to me is acrobatics.
It's literally that dude's fault.
That's a nimble-looking horse.
Oh my god, it changes every time.
It doesn't- the text doesn't mean anything at all.
Maybe you're strong as fuck.
I mean, look at the leverage, bro.
You're so- oh no, you're way too tall.
Whoa, but look at the they never say die
Those are we got one ribbon at least I
Mean if driving to still Creek Costco was like this easy that'd be no problem, bro. Damn. They're all tired as fuck already, huh?
Honestly, I'll do one little fucked up parlay, why not?
Give me a Deepsea Diver for the win, oh the VIP Lounge, minimum bet's now 25.
Deepsea Diver to win.
I'll take Second Fiddle to place and let me get 90 King 7 for show.
We bet uh... we bet 250 on that easily.
Oh damn, wait. Wait wait wait wait, so you're saying there's a chance.
Oh, don't just stand there John!
No, no, no! Oh wait, it could have, second fiddle get up!
Get the fuck up!
What, would they get stuck on the damn ceiling or something?
Winning!
Winning! Hashtag winning!
Rip up the fucking ticket.
Whatever, we go again.
This will be an exciting race.
I'm on tax-saving to win.
Let me get patches to place.
500 bucks.
Lude pinata motherfucker look at this incredible I've got to kidnap this horse
this is this horse is a fucking stud this horse is that this is the fastest
horse that's ever existed Jesus Christ place your bets bro it's on an upright
tray table sucks you're gonna fall over I'm actually now it's turning me into
a real gambler because I'm looking at this I'm like listen you're you're you
You don't have enough of a wide base to your legs.
You're literally gonna fall over, no doubt.
Let's see, upright tray table,
hard to see because I can't really see your legs.
You look a little heavy for me, I gotta go no on that.
You look like a nice fucking strong horse.
But wait, the horseinator is like everything
that you are but better.
Honestly,
I'm in for 500 on the horseinator.
And then to place to come second,
I mean that's Knight to King 7 in this house.
And then third, upright tray table,
it's hard to tell because I can't see the legs, man.
I honestly think Pixie Dust.
Pixie Dust is a little smaller,
but they look good to me, man.
40K, 40K in my pocket right now, right now.
Wait, wait, he's an incredible judge of horse talent.
Yes, I get back up night the king seven you're still ahead you're still ahead
Please
It's okay the upright tray table can fall back. They're falling. They're literally what are they're in the same lane?
John's
Their body bugging me in the same lane
No, Shawn. I mean what am I supposed to do about that bro? He had hidden legs.
Fuck you. What the fuck? That's a damn crocodile. I'm all in.
Oh shit. No, he'll be moving this. I like when a horse is moving different. I
I don't know about that, different.
Fall over. You will fall over.
YESSS!
We're fucking back, bro.
That classic motherfucking tail of the tortoise and the hare.
It is, it's the low center of gravity, it's the wide base, all terrain, tires, actually
made like almost all my money back.
I mean bro, I'll just level with you, I think you'd be stupid to not go in for
250 on this right here. I think you'd be a fool to not go ever 250 on this.
There's a simple two-way parlay.
And look at this shit. Look at this shit. We're fucking rolling, bro.
Wash velour. They hit his skill check. They hit his skill check. They hit his skill check.
Oh, thanks, but I need you to pull up and not too much.
You locked me!
Yeah!
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Yes!
We made it all back.
Hey.
Get out well, the getting's good.
Okay.
Honestly, we're gonna end up spending a lot on hay. Let's just sweep it off tonight.
Okay, what happened to Olympic athlete, bro?
Hang on, Gassy Mexican just is playing disc golf masters demo on Steam.
Is this another game I need to add to my radar? I will play any sports game.
What happened to Olympic athlete?
Olympic athlete is too old to do anything.
But maybe they can still breed.
What happened to no demos?
Bro, this isn't a demo.
This is disc golf.
Okay, we need our youngest horse, Elvis Stoico.
This is simple, bro.
Step one, we take you to the paddock and we see what kind of...
I mean, you got a mean bug and mug on you right there, Elvis.
How do I like your legs?
You look a little unstable.
You look a little like you're going to fall over, but let's see.
Come on, Elvis.
Oh, wait, okay, he's got...it takes him a little to accelerate.
There's a glue factory to the east.
Nah, let him run free.
Let's say, who else we got here?
The baby got it, we still gotta test you.
You're kind of tall as fuck, you might have something.
And then of course we got a horse, don't forget about a horse.
athlete too old? Neon Greyjoy about to be too old? We need to get a horse that can win two races.
Bring your winningest horse for the race of the champions. Okay.
Horse.
No name. Although I guess in a no-name sense it kind of already was no-named with horse.
You can just imagine the horse like a yellow, a dude a full yellow horse called horse.
That's some no-frills tech right there. Any Canadians in the chat?
Isn't this game good as fuck?
Shibby, it's the best video game ever made.
It's actually turned me into like, I feel like Joe Pantiliano from The Sopranos.
I'm like, how can this, this horse is fucked.
First off, narrow base, top heavy, not angry, doesn't want it bad enough.
Horse with no name, look at this fucking Clydesdale, bro.
Wide base, pretty live, pretty muscular, mean as fuck, bro.
ship a heat stroke heat stroke is gonna fall over and you I don't even think
you're a horse bro you look like a damn shirt or something
boom what did I tell you get it going get it going man get once you get some
momentum he's gonna be unstoppable you know what we need to be a better
talent scout. We can't just be grabbing any old horse. In conspicuous they honestly
they got kind of like a they got a hockey player built. Low to the ground,
stout, thick legs.
Information for the future. What else we got? So you suck ass. I honestly think
the baby gotta love me. I think you stand no chance. Look at those thin ass
legs look at your high center of gravity like I think you're done but let's
I could be wrong let's see they do have kind of a wimby built wait though wait
no you fucker I've been told maybe we should just stick to betting man I've
been told there's a glue factory to the east honestly I'd pick you up just to
glue you bro
suburban house good afternoon neighbor what lovely weather might rain might not
Yeah, he ain't wrong. Now that I think about it, he ain't wrong.
How's he end up with Conte? I say, hold up to you, amigo.
Come on, Vaz. Honestly, you look like a fucking stud.
You got red eyes, bro. You look like a fucking stud.
Damn, what does that, is that fire?
That's tax saving, man.
And they've already won a race.
Eight bottles of hot sauce.
I can't afford that.
Are you crazy?
No, not enough.
Bro, where's my glue factory?
Well, you're a little, I don't know.
So I wanna see a horse with some, you passed it.
Down from the suburban house, okay.
Excuse me, sir.
Stuffed olive was there?
Motherfucker.
Oh, there we go.
Sue's Glooze. Now paying three cents a pound.
You guys obviously have no future.
Twenty nine dollars. That's less than the hay it took to get them here man.
This ain't nothing to me. You guys can cry and chat if you want. I literally was
playing virtual Bart as a kid. They turned Bart into a fucking hamburger and
Homer Eastern bro this ain't shit to me these horses are useless take my horses
and breed a racer with them if you bring me a horse that's descended from Trojan
horse I voted or six pence I'll give you two thousand dollars but your horse
must win a race at the track and it must have big ears exactly like these
these duds. Damn, bro. I got an idea though. First off, obviously we're scouting for talent
while we're out here. Chad, how do I get back to my base? Oh, I know where we are. No,
Of course, I know where we are Elvis. You're not my guy not my guy narrow base narrow base. Oh, you might be a fucking legend, bro
We get some rabid DNA in there I think we got good chances
Honestly, I kind of you're you're you're still a baby I think I kind of I think you've got a lot of potential
I think that's big, man.
Chill.
Pixie dust.
What are you doing?
Pixie dust escaped, bro.
You're right.
I should get a damn jackal or something.
I'm not going to do that.
I'm not going to do that.
I'm not going to do that.
jackal or something I don't know I kind of feel like your legs would make you a
good a good racer as well are you bugging trolling me bro
Okay, my house, let's check some shit out.
You're too baby to run.
Okay, rabbits, rabbits not great here.
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, hang on.
I voted.
Who's our stud, bro?
I voted with the horses too old to fuck.
All right, well.
Eat some food, bro.
You might be the fucking goat.
Bro, I'll tell you right off the bat.
This is fucking secretariat.
Right here.
And there, oh my god, there's one!
Get, get the...
You're going to, you're going to the damn track, Ted, eh.
Honestly, you're kind of fucking primed for it, too.
I like, I like that you're starting position here.
This might be Usain Bolt, bro.
Okay.
Let's not get ahead of ourselves.
A you, this is Lola Bunny, built like a horse looks like a bunny, short ears though, but
I might have to get a couple generations into the future, okay?
Where's oh, but I wanted secretary to go to the fucking track
You could breed more bunnies ever the bunnies sock man unless maybe
maybe two bunnies makes a bunny with even longer ears?
Oh it makes two bunnies.
Also called horses.
You just have to make one big bunny?
They ever tried having a good bunny bro?
You know what I'm talking about?
Oh damn we're fucking out of hay.
Okay, one second.
I need to see how Lola Bunny runs.
Holy shit, get in the truck!
Good God!
Where's Secretariat?
Even you're alright.
He's big ears though.
Buddy, I'm just trying to make a million dollars here. Watch this.
are you fucking kidding me no no way she's gonna get in the groove what if you
make a god horse sell it to another ranch so you can bet on it in parlays
secretary I don't have high hopes for you you might just be we might take you
out the stud. You gotta go backwards a little bit to get some momentum to go forwards. Oh
damn little light on the acceleration but once he gets going
oh yes yes yes that's the damn squad bro my kings
Okay, so who's your daddy and what does he do?
I see.
How okay is inbreeding in horses, bro?
Take your trophies.
I don't give a fuck about a blue trophy.
We're trying to get to the next one.
It's literally recommended.
Okay, you're literally gone.
You're literally gone.
You're literally gone.
How about you? Do we know anything about you yet?
Life's a bitch and then you die. I just threw you off the damn screen.
You killed him?
Take him to the damn circus. Not a bad idea. I guess we could take him to the damn
circus and then glue him up. Where's the circus again? It's down here, right? The
circus. Top left. Oh yeah, my bad. Left of your house. Let's see if there's any...
That one horse kinda looks like a legend, I'm not going to lie to you.
What in the fresh hell is this?
It's horsey game, bro.
Let's see, QR code menu, are you a strong enough horse?
They are fucking huge.
Nope. You suck.
That was kind of swag though.
How do you get away with being so loud about being intelligent and you can't tell right from left?
JackVV87. Just consider the environment that we find ourselves in here. You're chatting in a video game stream.
Look at the shit that I'm playing. It's made in MS Paint.
You're talking with like capital letters and periods in your sentence like this is the fucking royal society and Isaac Newton is about to rebut your
Argument like what the fuck are you talking about? You're in the circus, bro
Go and doesn't anybody see that we're surrounded by clowns brother. Give your nose a squeak for me and tell me what you hear
Now one if you give me a second, I'm gonna put prodigal son on the trampoline and see if they could bounce four times, okay?
There's no way, there's no way they're going to bounce four times.
They might be a strong horse.
They're low to the ground.
Motherfucker!
A rabbit!
A rabbit to the trampoline, Eugenius!
I believe in you huge oh wait the first one was so good man
Okay, we got to go back to the glue factory, man.
You can also just sell to the ranchers.
Sweetie's house.
It's so nice to see you.
The treatment for horse?
Oh, that's right.
I need to get 60 grand for my love.
Wait, do you want retired?
I'll take care of your old horses for a hundred dollars.
Oh, we are almost there, holy cow.
Seems like we'll be going to the glue factory instead.
Wait, wait, wait, it was, wasn't it?
It's down from suburban house.
we are. That's where Olympia needs to go. I'm not spending another lasso on that glue merchant.
Can't even stand up long enough to make it into the damn blue hole.
Doop-a-doop-a-doop-a-doop-a-doop-a-doop-a-doop-a-doop-a-doop-a-doop-a-doop-a-doop-a-doop-a-doop
What's going on on Bubbers Hut?
Oh, you're the bunny house, right?
Any luck? Don't fucking talk to me.
Mm-mm.
Clyde's rides, we go up from there.
I know exactly where we are, bro.
We're gonna play Mario Tennis in, like, just a minute with Kate.
She's gonna come downstairs.
But first, I think we gotta sleep.
Because I wanna see what our-our winning horses are capable of doing tomorrow.
Well, take a freaking eat some hay then.
Your horse needs to win two races.
Please, please, Lola Bunny.
Okay, good start.
consistent looking to get some momentum good for work just stay up stay level oh my god
it wasn't even close it wasn't even fucking close okay she's a stud and then
secretariat imagine and the secretariat should not have won the first race and
imagine if they okay they stand no chance I think unless maybe you burn
yourself out and you flip over I need eight bottles of hot sauce to have that
horse be mine wait wait
tax haven't jumped the line oh shit I didn't even see tax haven't really like
the subolbo of horsey game secretary you're all right man you're not that bad
okay take me back here I think we're gonna just call it we're gonna say
slash marker horsey game and then we're gonna get kicked down here but horsey
game will return man or she game will return without a doubt.
Lolo welcomes the champions club.
Let me see.
It was somehow like it went into my nose and my nose was in pain for a whole night.
Hello Ryan.
Hello.
So I think what how we'll do it is that you will share your screen that you
will capture your screen for the Mario Penis and I'll put that on my stream and
then I'll go down and I'll play with you I'll go down with my phone that
captures my motion okay I see let me start at the game
We have to play on the same console, right?
Yeah, yeah.
Are you going to bring Joy-Cons or are we going to just go sideways on the one-banger?
You know what I mean?
Ackernoff?
Is it better to bring two controllers or should we do taco style?
Taco style.
Taco style.
Wait, did they live together? Yeah, we're in a bit of like a streamer house.
Wait, what? Just tasted a pretty, you cannot play on the same console for ranked doubles. You
are the one who said we have to play on the same console. What's going on?
On
Can we play on rank doubles is there enough of an audience for on rank doubles this is not ackronov's fault
This is also Nintendo's faults
Nintendo do be funky with this kind of stuff
That we made eight different online game modes. Oh, you want to play that one? Oh, that's the one you can't do with two people
That's the one for some reason. That's the one you can't do with two people on the same console
They said casual lobby works on separate console still. You want to try that bit?
Sure, sure. Then we need people to join up and play against us, right?
I think so. Then how do you do ranked? How do you do ranked doubles?
You know what? You know what? Let me start this up.
Holy cow. I got the game started.
Jabirio, this is insanely loud, right?
Oh, it pairs you with a random.
It pairs you with a random?
But then in the casual, we can do it as double.
Okay, let's give it a try.
Give it a try.
Oh man, do I need the ghost racket? Is that me?
I watched your tennis yesterday.
Be so for real with me. How was I doing?
I think I told you you were missing a few buttons.
But now I know how to do drop shots.
Okay, hold on. Let me just change ports.
I'm starting an online room.
There's one other room on the planet right now.
I'm starting oh it's like a Mario Kart style lobby system.
I would like to create a room of doubles.
Play using one fever racket.
Yes.
Match length.
Play under tiebreaker rules.
Public.
No.
uh... no room i'd be only
okay which uh...
by the schools
duty uh...
search by room i'd be
well i see you i see you
all you see what i'm
i can also go there and now you go here's your room i'd be
okay okay and then once you're in i can put it up on the screen so that
everybody can
get in if they own the game this is like the one time you actually want to be
stream sniped yeah but we can we make sure that we will be on the same team
that is a good question I'm sure they they must have like a team selection when
you get in there I see you in the game now
Okay.
Okay.
We now have two people in the game.
If you have this game, Mario Tennis Fever, you should be able to join with the room ID
that is now on the screen. Someone's gonna have it man. Brian Chovie! Let's go!
Perfect name! Gengku! Alright we're in there.
okay it's it's kind of sending me that your ping was like three bars instead of
four and you're literally like 15 feet above me right now well you're your three
ping you're your three line to maybe it's my bad okay I don't know if we can
choose I don't know if we can choose to be on the same team oh no that would
surprise me you got any suggestion for which which court to do I mean I've
I've never played in any of these stadiums, holy cow.
You can do, you can do random.
You know actually the stadium actually matters?
Yeah, the ball, you can do the ball speed and the balance and stuff.
We'll do random with a raised camera.
Oh, we do get to choose our teams.
Can I, I honestly thought when I played this.
How do I choose?
Oh wait, I guess we are on different teams.
Oh, change teams with the Y button.
Oh, press, press B.
Who are you?
I'm gonna press B.
Are you P2?
I'm Rosalita, I'm Rosalita.
Okay, okay, no problem. We're on the we're on the right team. We're on blue team
Yeah, let's go
No, they'll be this it chat tell you that kupa is the
Kupa is where it's at. Really?
Yeah, yeah, I
Honestly didn't think that I was going to like this as much as I did and after playing it yesterday
I was kind of like wait this might be peak
It is pee
I'm glad you can ask me if the online actually works especially
Wait, which one is the is the shadow racket this one this one
Can I just say your thumbnail of your Koopa holding the shadow racket when I saw it?
I thought Koopa was holding not the racket, but something else. Oh, it was just like blurt out
It was it was long
Very long day, but I get to start with the serve
One second we have to adjust like camera. I just have to adjust my camera. I'll buy us some time. I'll buy us some time
Okay, W. W. W. Arielle
Okay, okay, I think this is is this better is this better check or should I move it like here is
That better is that better? Oh, this is it's not that much better. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Okay. Okay. Let's go. Let's go
Get banana shot it
Look at that. I think the game will be won when you use your power shots every single time they're available. That's my opinion
That's a pizza party slice right there
What's happening?
You're gonna hit it!
Oh!
I'm stuck to one blood plug!
Oh god!
Look at the size of the mud!
The banana!
The banana asked me.
The banana asked me.
The banana's in the mud.
Our cord is destroyed.
That's a crazy play.
Uh oh!
Uh oh!
Uh oh!
Where are you going?
Did you see that was a hell of a shot?
That was really good, that was really good.
Oh, that's tough.
Huge.
Oh.
Oh, that's.
Oh, no.
Wait, this might be.
Let's go.
This might be peak. Wait, we got a damn shadow. I got to go faster. Yeah
Your shadow save this oh
That's a good mud that mud is killing me. That's an absolute
That one stayed though the mud it deadens the bounce a little bit
Oh, I got some bananas back here.
Oh my god, this button needs to go away.
This button needs to go away.
We lock in on serve.
We lock in on serve.
That's a given.
What the- what the- what was that?
The leg?
Literally used a leg spike.
Literally used a leg spike against us.
That's cheating.
Are we continuing?
Mr. Nintendo, can we get our money back please?
Greedy boy.
Oh, wait, isn't there audio?
No, not for me.
What is a room creator match count anyway?
OK, it's this one.
Ackernoff!
Alright, Ackernoff.
That's how many games you played? Oh, I'm the room creator. I see. I'm the room creator, and that's my...
That's my matches played.
Alright, listen, Nintendo, it's not your fault. Making you choose this every time is kind of insane.
forget bananas man give me what's what's up a charge in Chuck so I'm
tornadoing I I'm bringing my old teeth with a spiny racket put some yeah put
some damn spiny's on them bro I literally don't even know what I pressed
We're on the damn brick court.
Oh, where are you going?
Where are you going?
Oh!
I don't even have to do anything.
I don't even have to touch a ball.
Look at that replay.
Holy, they don't want to see the smoke.
Oh my god, what was that?
How did the Boko sideways like that?
My bad, my bad, they got amps, you gotta watch out for those amps.
We can't let it bounce if it bounce.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Oh, now we put an amp on them.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
We need to get one more though.
We need to get one more amp on them.
Keep it going.
OK, huge.
Build up a little momentum here.
Oh.
I mean, you had literally my.
Oh my god.
My tenant skills are literally just too good for you
to do anything about that.
AH WHAT THE HECK I'M STORDED AS A STABAAAAAAA
Okay that's not even fair
I'm started as permanently stunned!
Who's that bear?
That's you, that's you?
Bro you got Spines on your cord!
And literally you can't hit what you can't see
and this is going straight into the Spines
Okay it's okay it's okay it's okay
Okay that's tough, that's tough
We got this
Oh nice.
Oh they got every, oh but you got something on them.
I can't see!
Oh my god, what's happening?
Oh.
That was close.
I'm just going straight, straight back there, you can't hit that.
Oh, look at that money for nothing!
Okay, we...
This is a big serve right here.
I need a big one.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
I'm trapped!
Yeah!
Alright, I did it.
I literally went for like ten shots in a row.
It could be my bad on that one.
Yeah, take this!
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
Okay, we're there in the lobby. I'll change. I'll fix the delay. Don't go over there. You gotta receive the serve
Oh, don't think yes. They left it is. Oh, oh, oh my god
Oh my god
This is a tough one already into the oh
Oh, they're hitting it into the hamster, hitting it into the hamster.
This is my bad.
Well, first, let me get this going.
Right on the spiny.
Okay, literally the mage.
I always forget, in tennis, as the person returning to serve,
the only job that you have, and this is where I screwed up,
is to not hit it to the person at the net.
Because otherwise, they serve, you like wimpily hit it back to the person at the net,
at the net and they uh they off his pizza part of you which is devastating okay oh we're just
going to get back into it why okay but i have to change the delay but that's okay okay okay change
your change your delays okay take your time no no no no it's gonna take a bit i have to figure
out how to do it that's an ace anyway oh fuck her crazy shot crazy shot
Oh
That's all that's good
Too close to that. Those amps are too close together to be meaningful
Well, bud
Let me slice it away from the netler. Yeah
That is awesome
look at that line they're both fucking getting zapped
you don't take the zaps in our house holy shit holy shit
okay they're going to be yelling at each other after that
that's big for us that's big
guys guys you can't take the zap
You're screwed, bro.
Okay, that's unhittable, so I'm not going to cry about that.
What the fuck?
Huge.
Huge.
We did it?
We did it?
We did it?
Yeah, yeah, I used my power shot to hit it.
Holy shit, holy shit.
And now I just hit it into the spine.
It's that simple.
He's playing too far up.
He's playing too far up.
him. What did I tell you? You can't be cheating off the baseline against a beast like me.
Ryan, Shelby, can we see if we can cycle someone else in?
Oh wait, hold on, I'm not sure. Oh, she wants to leave. Okay. I don't think you can change
at that point. Akronov, thank you for your service, Akronov.
Okay, I just gotta have the sound.
I don't know how to change it, honestly.
That's why I have to press like a million buttons because I can have the game sound out, but
then if I do that, your voice will be muted.
How do I have it so that only the game is too loud for you right now?
No.
But the delay is wrong.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because it's coming out from the monitor and then I have to keep you, your voice through
the monitor.
So, both of the sound is coming out together, like on the game sound and then also the discord.
You're hearing my voice through your computer monitor?
No.
No. So this chord and the game sound is both coming out from desktop audio.
Okay, yeah.
And to decrease the delay, I have it so that I separated the video capture sound to come
out from different audio aux. That's how I usually do it, but if I were to do that, then
I cannot capture your voice.
I see. This is like the first time we've ever played a console game together.
well-being on discord I guess yes so I for me my desktop audio captures literally
everything yeah so I it creates a delay for me oh okay I don't know I don't know
what to do about that, to be honest with you, because mine just captures, I just let mine
capture everything and I have no delay, I guess.
Yeah, I don't know why mine has a delay.
So I had to do it the other way around.
The audience is getting doubled.
No, the audience is not getting doubled game sound.
It's only getting one sound of the game but it's delayed minor, minor delay.
Are you and I are talking at like the right speed?
Yes!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
It doesn't happen if you do it with a game voice.
I mean, I honestly have no idea.
You know, I guess what I could do is I could just delay the game screen to match up.
I think that's the only thing that I can think of that I can think oh but I cannot audio output
mode. Oh, and then try to talk. Hello. I'm talking right now to see if the delay is good.
And then, okay, how about that? I'm talking right now to see if the delay is good. Do
Do you hear the video game sound and then Ryan's voice?
I think that works.
OK, OK, fixed, fixed.
Hey, look at that.
My chat was going, like, why don't you go over there
and help her?
I'm like, bro, do they know she knows more about this
than I do?
So why not have the chef go into the bridge
and help the captain, like, steer the ship?
Like, I don't know.
I guess I'd rather have the captain with the yolk
you with the eggs almost called Coupa Troopa shy guy or a loss almost didn't pick a shadow
racket or any kind of power racket at all or a loss what were we despite I don't know
if the Spineys were doing anything bro. Spineys weren't doing much. I feel like the
the amps were OP like we killed them with the amps that we got from the opposition.
Yeah, they're amps.
Oh, damn.
Oh, what a shot.
I think I have to use, oh, go ahead.
Great, that's just you can't really, you can't see.
You gotta be on the other side of the court. Okay. Okay. She's got a point
We can't be both behind each other
Whoa
Huge actually here. Oh, oh
How does he not get that? How does he not get that? I think I need to use my amp as a counter to their power shot
So that they have less to counter me with
She's crazy
Oh, I'm not I need to back up a little bit from now. I'm playing way too close to the front of the net trying to get that
office pizza party
Has Ellen here a little bit I'm not gonna lie
Oh
That's impossible. All right, we got to get some momentum back
That's that's really good. That's a great start. Got it. Got it. Get ready cuz we're about to go all in.
Oh my god. I don't know why I could have used my power, my beaver. This is a disaster.
That's just one that's just the one point what what the heck happened
Now this is my surface-
If I'm on the left you gotta be on the right.
Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh!
Alright sorry, we left one hanging there.
Let's try to get a little map control early, I understand now.
What a shot.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Oh!
There we go, drop an amp on him.
Huge
It's so long
Oh my god that guy started with that
He's so small!
He's God! He's God!
Is he supposed to be so small?
No, I think it's my mushroom.
Huge. Huge.
That guy even lost his racket. Did you see that?
That amp is insane.
Oh.
I'm sorry, we still got a great amp on him.
still covers most of the map.
That's you.
No.
I meant to do a job shot.
I did a back shot.
They were cheating too much on that.
Oh, what?
Oh!
Do you have great recovery?
Great recovery?
Oh my God, oh my God.
Insane.
You see that?
I deflected their mini mushrooms back of them.
That's so beautiful.
Okay, one more, one more, we're tied, we're tied.
That's a classic win-quit situation.
Oh, gotta get him before he lands!
Oh, no, no!
That amp's gonna be a little nasty.
Nice, nice, nice.
There we go, there we go. Get one on him.
Oh, that's really good.
They put a pyramid on our...
That's a real problem.
Come on, come on, come on.
Whatever, we take those.
Okay, okay.
Nothing stops us.
Oh.
I honestly thought if I tanked the amper, it would disappear.
Hi, that was really hard, Ryan.
We got something.
OK, it literally hit the wall.
There's nothing we could do about that.
It's unhittable.
It's a blue Yoshi.
Blue Yoshi.
I was saying yesterday, if you see a blue Yoshi,
you know you're in trouble. Green Yoshi, it might just be a little kid, but a blue Yoshi,
you know you're dealing with someone that's in the mid-20s.
Well, I don't know who's hitting it, because they're both in the air.
How am I supposed to know who's hitting it when they're both in the air?
You got it. You got it. You got it.
All right, well played. Well played. Two one.
Okay, well played. Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well.
We really managed to score again.
Oh, everyone's left.
It left me alone.
I thought...
Oh no, I actually left by accident.
Yeah.
Now I got Wyvern in the game.
Oh, you made it.
I think...
Well, you can change teams once you get in a little further, but...
Okay, okay.
I meant to leave the game, not the room.
If you hit leave, it'll leave the room.
Oh, okay.
We should make the games a little longer, actually. That's true.
I would always raise camera, man. I do not want standard camera.
What are you?
I don't know.
I'm Rosalina.
Oh, I am the I'm the only person who can change the teams. Okay. There you go
This is how it should be. Can I say so? I'm not sure I'm I don't want to be true anymore. I'm gonna mix it up
Let me be wild Luigi instead I
Don't like the way Koopa Troopa slides, I don't I don't I don't like his movement
I want I want someone who actually has feet so I can tell what they're doing
Not the firebar racket
Not the ghost with the ghost with the ghost racket
One two three four p.m. Y'all one two three four p.m. Holy cow. Look at your shoes
great start great start
beautiful
oh
nice
huge
I got it
I was crowding way too much, I was crowsing.
You were like, you came in front of me the whole time.
Oh.
That stopped, that stopped.
Like a fire.
Yeah, yeah, I was ball chasing.
Okay.
Oh, they're going in the middle.
Excuse me, the guy is gone.
Three.
Oh my God, how do you not hit that?
Where is Boo?
Where is Boo?
it turns you and the balls you hit invisible
oh shit
alright ghost track it seems really good
ghost track it seems really good oh he's coming back
nice
nice nice
wow
Oh
I'm at all my bed
Oh my god, I don't see the ball the ball the ball is invisible
The bull racket make it make it not possible
We go again we go again illegal illegal. How can I hit the thing when I can't see the ball
We'll just figure out a play with it
Figure out how to play around it because they're given up any kind of offense to just go completely invisible
Wait, wait, wait, if they cannot see then they cannot see you know what I mean?
The teammates cannot see their balls to there is that
Logged
Okay in hindsight I have no reason to send an amp ball deep now that I think about it I
Did I didn't mean to die I didn't mean to die
I'm just getting shot, don't stop.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
That was hard fought.
They're huge.
Ah, I'm getting murdered here.
That's he's made you know
Oh, you don't wonder you can't see it. You made it invisible
Shocked the monkey Peter Gabriel
Nice
Nice
huge. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. You're awesome. There we go. Little
I think I know
Amazing
Incredible drop shot honestly incredible drop shot
Where's the ball the ball is nice, but look at this
It's unhittable it's on here
win okay okay the ghost balls kind of crazy because you also like don't know if
you're about to win the point it keeps you guessing this is for all the marbles
right here the frozen balls is neat because you guys cannot see them
getting frozen because they're a boo that's true oh my god how did that go
through you they're literally just faster than me
oh I didn't think they would they should I should have known I should have
I'm just gonna play tennis. I just play tennis is over for them. He was speedy. That was
me going down the stairs when I hear the dinners ready. Oh my gosh. I can't believe it. I can't
believe it. I got, I got zapped. And they've become invisible. The tricky shot. We get
Get it back on this one.
Logged.
Okay.
Logged apparently.
Watch this.
Hell of a drop shot, baby.
Hell of a drop shot.
I'm on fire.
I'm literally just loaded on fire.
I'm on fire.
Oh my god.
Unhittable? Absolutely unhittable.
Match point.
I'm on fire.
Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
That's big. And we get surfed.
Oh my god.
Whoa, where was Boo on that one?
Where was it?
It's like anti-teammate griefing.
Where were you on that one?
Oh my god.
It's that easy.
It's that easy.
It's that easy.
We can mix it up.
Yeah, mix it up.
Yeah.
I think I'm gonna change the I got to leave the room and set up a new one okay okay and
that way the games will be a little bit longer okay sounds good like three sets match length
extended play one set of two games or custom three sets of two games yeah then we can have
some then we can have some gaming for sure three sets of two games let me know when it's
up it is now up oh I refresh too much the game is yelling at me you got rate
limited is this please wait before you can refresh again I can give you the
room code to or I think I'm not gonna I can just invite you apparently look at
this. I didn't get anything. Invite sent. Oh, I double tapped the cancel button and I've
exited the lobby. So, don't worry about that. And I will type it to you. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
it is. You don't look at that. Look at that right there.
Lads, she's in.
We look like the final boss. Yeah. You are the kappa and I am I am Mr.
Resetti. Kappa husband, Resetti wife.
Well, I would rather have Resetti's husband and Kappa's wife.
It makes more sense, yeah, yeah.
I always thought I would be a pretty able seaman.
Excuse me?
Isn't he the boat guy?
Isn't he the guy who rose the boat to the second island?
He do be, he do be row, he do be riding a boat.
Oh, oh shit.
Oh my god, we got a Japanese person.
person. What does it say? It's a symbol, symbol, the symbol of the dog, the...
Oh yeah. Okay, okay.
Simply with the horse.
While the we do a swag, I don't care what anyone says.
Is it because of the hair?
Hmm the hair the mustache he's kind of snatched
Volcano racket
Why not let's give it a try
What the hell is gonna happen to us
Baby peach and Rosalina
Oh my god, that Rosalina is a fake Rosalina.
Whoa!
What the heck?
Oh!
Let's go!
Oh, and my body shot, that's crazy.
We killed the baby.
I'm frozen!
What's happening?
Now I got a dead Volcano on our side.
Okay, this is madness.
There's a ball of magma hit me.
Oh my gosh, I am getting poked on.
You're getting hit by a tornado, dropped into a volcano.
I'm going to die.
You got it.
You got it.
What's the hit?
Oh, I almost got it off the tornado.
OK, that's all right.
They get one.
They get one.
Oh, damn.
That's menacing.
It's one of the most.
I'm in the tornado.
Jesus Christ.
Oh my god.
What's going on?
Yeah. Yeah. That's not that's we kill them. We kill no more tomatoes. Oh my god. I can't
prove it. So we get breakpoint here. What fight? I'm on fire. I'm on fire and use this. Yes.
You are on fire. You are on fire.
I'm gonna be on fire.
Oh, that's she she did it into the tornado.
She hit it into the tornado.
It just killed it.
I'm on fire.
That was actually amazing combo okay, we're gonna get we're gonna get a volcano on their
side.
I'm telling you oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh no the volcano my god there
There we go, there we go, they got a volcano too.
They got the pimple.
Huge.
Oh, I didn't see that, that came in so fast.
I didn't know what was happening.
Aww, I should have moved to the other side.
I mean that's that's tough. It's happening so fast. I
Have a fire. I'm on fire as well. I'm up. Okay two games is all they get three games is all they get
That's a literally unhiddle that's a long hit of a shot
no it can't touch the ground
oh you can't reach me that you're like a big tall
I told you it's unhittable it's unhittable you can't even be mad about
about this one. This is match point though. It's a slice bro. Okay, we go again. We go
again. How do you get that racket square? Now, let's see how you like it when we do
it to you. Oh my god. Oh my god. You got it. You got it. You got it. Please. Oh my
god, please. It's the slices that then you get waiting and then she gets you with
the cops been that's so fast let me let me think about this for a second let me
think about this for a second
huge yeah yeah smack the baby
oh my god he said no bro's good his feet are too big to move it's all in the
reasonable explanation you got it you got it huge
ah crazy play we did get the pimple unfortunately my bad for using it to
be honest what oh my god oh oh oh oh my god oh my god it's still active
What is going on?
What was happening?
You got it, you got it.
Crazy play!
Oh, babe.
Wahoo!
Okay, K, that was all you, that was insane.
Let's fucking go.
Game point. Oh you got it you got it you got it. Yes. There's Ryan. Ryan. He doesn't
lock in to start charging the shot. This is this was another timing worked on the N64.
What a shot.
We got him.
We got him.
We got him.
They're tiny.
They're tiny.
They're tiny.
She's mogging.
She's literally mogging.
Yo!
Hey, that was crazy.
That was a double fever.
You got it?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You got it?
Oh!
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
That's crazy.
That's crazy!
It's going!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
I think we put seven tornadoes in a volcano lava.
Cliff is shipping.
Oh my god, you got it, you got it!
You got it?
Oh, that crazy drop shot.
Crazy drop shot.
Oh my god, we won a set, we won a set.
Beautiful, beautiful, we're coming back.
Nice, nice.
It's not hitable, don't waste your energy.
I got it, I got it.
It's just about time for a super shot.
You got it? You got it? Go there! Get there!
Oh my gosh!
Like, what the hell?! Don't get on the field!
We got freaking Animal Crossing over here, man!
What's going on here?!
We got like a zoo!
Sheesh, sheesh, sheesh.
Get these out of here!
I'm standing on the volcano oh my god, I think they got an updraft on the volcano
Oh, that was just a really good reaction to be honest
Oh my god, you're gone. Oh my god. I sent it back. I sent it back. You're gone. You're
God and I've got a fever shot yes they knew no that yes yes yes
oh my god it hit the tornado and completely deviated from its line that's
How am I supposed to know that?
Excellent!
Ah! Ah! Go, go, go!
They literally fell into our trap.
I just cut off the angle.
It's all for the cake, Kaku.
What the heck happened to you?
Good luck, Kate.
Survive!
one second
oh
good try
absolutely
baby died
oh serve
serve
I got it you know that yeah, they're going longest shots possible
Okay, let's go we take this go holy cow. Oh, I'm gonna throw up there we fight for those
My god the tornado
Nice that's my kind of that's that's just tennis that's tennis play
Oh, that's that's gonna be crazy. I hit it at the net that one's my fault. I hit it right to the netler
Nice.
Oh, oh, oh.
I'm on fire.
Oh, I was on fire too.
You got it. You got it.
That's not that's not hitable
You can do it great serve
Oh my god, oh
Racket
Let's lock in you got it you got it
Nice nice that's gotta be embarrassing. That's demoralizing
Keep it going.
Oh my god.
Quick with it.
Real quick with it.
OK, you got it.
You got it.
Of course.
Oh, we were both going turbo mode.
We were.
We take those.
Huge, huge and we got a volcano.
Holy cow. Let's go all in. No save round. This is a forced buy
What the hell hands come do you see I had two hands coming out? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh
No
Great play they loved it when I'm on the receipt they love to serve to the far side
So I hit it right to the net
What the heck that was incredible
Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, they didn't expect they didn't expect
They're almost dead!
They're almost dead!
Yes, and they're going to run out of HP.
Rosalina's almost dead!
Holy cow.
We just need to kill Rosalina.
Ah, the tornado!
Rosalina's dead!
Rosalina's dead!
Rosalina's dead!
Rosalina's dead!
Rosalina's dead!
Rosalina's dead!
Rosalina's dead!
Where's the lead I said? Where's the lead I said?
What's happening here? I got spawned. I got spawned
That baby peaches in trouble too
Incredible incredible shot. Okay. Okay. Okay
Oh, I got it. I got it. I was in a perfect spot the tornado got me
You got it, you got it.
Crazy, braided to the mouth of the volcano.
That's right, that's right.
Go get it, get it, get it!
Yes!
Murder, to murder.
I'm almost dead.
I'm almost dead
No shot
Crazy
Kill a baby kill a baby I got it
Great shot. Great shot. What the hell? What's his weather? They have fire.
On the fire? Hit that. Good luck. Good luck. Oh my god. You're beautiful. You're beautiful.
You're breathtaking
Great play honest that was a great play that was a great play
I'm back y'all
No, oh my god, are you kidding me?
I can't
You got it you got it
We get these we get these babies did we get these
That was all you got that's my point. That's my point. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Oh my god. Get the body. Take me back to the lobby. I got to go. Oh my god. That was insane.
I'm sweating.
I'm sweating.
I'm sweating.
I got to go back to the bathroom.
I'll be right back.
Oh my god, that last game was intense.
Honey water.
Holy cow.
When this is we need to play tennis to renown our married file and then and then
During the Super Battle Golf we have to hire two course lawyers
Tuesday marriage renown Thursday divorce we have to we shouldn't play this on
Friday so that after with the Super Battle Golf we can rethink about divorce.
We need to balance. In the world we need to balance. If you play Super Battle Golf, we need to play Mario Tennis duo.
So that when people are going divorce arc, this is marriage-renowned arc.
so that both sides can fight equally.
God, you're a divorce.
I'm back, y'all. I'm back.
Let's go.
I was telling them that during the Super Battle Golf,
that we have to hire our divorce lawyers,
and then the Narya Tennis is our marriage renewal.
Oh, let's send it. It's me.
I was the blue Yoshi good game. Oh, oh very good game very good game
Um, right we want to go always with a high camera. That's a given
And then I was playing while Luigi I was kind of just running though if I'm being honest with you
do we all well you raise you raise a good point and I was using volcano I don't
know a volcano did kill I don't like okay okay she doesn't have a volcano we go
back to amp it's that simple oh my god and baby that's so awesome that's
incredible. Oh my god. Holy cow. I was just mashing. Oh no. There we go. Now we're talking.
crazy shot. Oh, oh my gosh. That's a tight angle. That's a really tight angle. We got ourselves
back into this. I killed him.
Oh, oh.
Oh
Right you stood up in his face and said you're not sending it over there. That's right. That's right. Oh
My god, I got it. I got it. Oh
That's really tough it's coming in real coming in real fast
You know what if there was ever a time oh my god
My god, that's that's not on the other side with the ball
The body shots are insane
He's gonna be mad about that one
Oh
My literally if it's gonna hit the wall, there's nothing you can do about it. It's gonna hit the wall
That's crazy, I mean you see
Like nothing yeah, okay, we got some plays we got some set plays against them
oh no I pressed the button I pressed the button on now on Nintendo's latency was
not equipped for that
there you go okay we get it back I know exactly what I'm doing too
oh my god
That's the comedic timing!
Nothing!
Can you guys...
Can you guys stop it?
You like both!
I swear!
There we go, there we go, we get one!
I'm gonna die of legoblockery.
Then we drop another one right on his face.
Look at that, there's nothing you can do about that.
We got some bananas on our side of the court, who cares.
Extremely well done, and look at that, now they got fire on their side as well.
You got it, you got it!
You got it, you got it!
What are you doing?!
I'm mostly watching him get shocked over and over.
I see you next to the buff, I'm not hitting it.
Oh, what a drop!
Let's go.
I mean, this is a stop.
Oh
You should have lost to HP on that one
Oh
Oh my god. Oh no, look at the bananas.
It's kind of crazy.
The whole court is just bananas.
You got it? You got it?
Yes, yes.
They're so low on HP. You got it?
Oh.
That's very big.
Oh, I didn't want to let it hit.
Oh my god. It doesn't touch the ground.
Oh god, it touches the ground.
You got it. You got it. Oh, this is crazy. Hold on that. Oh. Nice. Nice. Nice. Nice.
I've been killed I've been killed I fall out of my butt and been killed
look at there both almost dead
I'm back in four seconds you know what they're well played well played I'm
still not back this is crazy it's like a double minor whoa I don't feel me don't
need
she doesn't even need me bro
I mean this is this is embarrassing for me it's embarrassing for the other three
people. Oh my god.
You got it.
I don't have it. I don't have it. Let him drop an amp in our base.
Nice, nice, nice.
That'll stand here on end.
Oh my god, beautiful. That's it, that's match point right? Game point.
That was a great shot, that was a great shot right down the middle.
Look at the setup. Oh, they if they walk into that they might both die. Oh
There's one, there's one.
What do you mean recovering in eight seconds he's alive
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
I mean, he should get sent to the penalty kill now, as far as I'm concerned.
That's true.
That's true.
He didn't do his time.
Oh.
All right, that was really well played.
Nice. Nice. They're both on fire. Oh my god. It's on fire and shots. You're burning them.
You're putting on the banana peel on them. Zapping them. Literally cooked. Those are
you just, oh. Oh shit. Oh great job shots. Great. Just when we got locked into the
timing they mixed it up that's smart
nice oh did you see me mix up the temple a little bit that was beautiful that
was beautiful holy the dad and the dad also died I mean that dad and the baby
he died at the same time crazy it's a tough game though it's a tough game do
you still have the commentator on yeah yeah I think so can I say something
respectfully what were they thinking well I like it I like like beautiful
shot beautiful job what was he doing trying to pierce the sky it's just a
It's the same lines over and over.
Beautiful drop shot.
It sounds like Sean Wall is so true.
My dinner with Andre type stuff.
I like the flower.
You know, you can buy that flower.
Like, oh, like a plushie or what?
No, no, no. It talks.
It talks with the tennis?
The tennis quotes?
No, it just talks. Like, hey, how are you doing?
Like Mr. Potato Head on Disney California Adventure?
Yeah, I guess so, yeah.
He doesn't sing.
Birdo farts, huh?
Excuse me?
When they pick birdo, it's like birdo is farting.
I know that's Burdo's language it's just got rat-bran
That's true I don't know it's from Mario Wonder
I should just use personal racket
No power racket required
You know what was the one that shrunk people?
Yes
Yes.
The mini mushroom racket.
I gotta unlock all the rackets.
I've been too scared so I just played the story mode.
I think by the time we go to main menu again you'll unlock like every racket in the game.
You think so?
I think so.
oh my racket is dripping oh I think I react to shots in exactly the same way
every game she should have taken it straight up the snout
Oh
What an angle oh my god, oh my god, these are the doggy
Oh, oh, oh, oh you were taking a little too close to the front
Hope you got it. Oh
Into the wall
Break point. Break point!
I think I looked y'all.
Why is Birdo's...
...metal...
OH NO!
I'm sorry.
No, no, it's my bad.
I wasn't really looking where I was going.
Birdo was metal and it got me all confused.
What the hell?
Looks like a dang amiibo.
What are you doing?
Hit the ball!
He's supposed to have reach!
Oh and look at the mud, the mud couldn't be better.
The thing about that mud is it'll stop you from
Oh I knew that would be, it would be there.
hate me. They've identified the weak link. They've identified the weak link.
There we go. I'm a net Andy. With a wingspan like this I have to be a net Andy.
Oh
Nice nice nice nice we kill them on those
Whoa, I'm here a shot unhookable shot
Nice nice kill them they miss the face
Keep it going.
Oh, no. Oh, no.
What?
Nice. Nice.
I can't hit what you can't see.
Oh, perfect time for a freeze.
you ready you ready you got it you got it oh I got it I knew the drop was coming
two. Oh, incredible. How did she do it? How did she do it? You got it? Absolutely. Not
the second. She should have the second one as well. Should have the second one. I think
I'm charging my shot too early.
Let's go, let's go.
You know, as soon as you see the Chucky legs come out,
you know they're not making it.
Oh.
So uncreactions on that one?
Same point.
Oh, reaction.
Oh, she broke my ankles.
She broke.
There's other I could do.
She broke my ankles.
You got it?
Crazy play.
Damn Donkey Kong is kind of schmovin, huh?
He's gonna be schmovin.
Unhittable.
Oh, those mini-mushers are gonna ruin him.
Hit it right into the minis.
You got it?
Nope.
I'm just gonna look.
I'm just gonna karate chop the air near it.
place I mean look at the mini mushes you know I'd really hit the spot with those
mini mushes oh yes yes an ace yes oh god okay you gotta you gotta like hit the
ball I was I was taunting I was taunting
oh I really thought I could do it I mean I know as soon as you see the
Chucky legs it's over, but I really thought that was gonna be an exception oh
My god
He's so tiny
Okay, okay killed him killed him
You don't need to cover me I'm okay over here look at you. I told you I look at that laser beam
Oh
Crazy crazy play he's dead. He's dead. He's dead. He's dead on the doos. He went into the poker ball. That's devastating
Oh my god, oh my god, and he's covered in mud to be one. I can't be stopped
I got it.
Nice.
Nice.
Oh, he's alive.
He's submerged.
He's submerged.
That was all you.
That was all you.
That was all you.
He's tiny.
He's dirty.
I got it.
Doesn't die.
I mean, it's deceptive.
Very deceptive.
That's like, like, bounce over my head.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I didn't think they would go down the line with that one.
Oh!
I'm frozen!
Oh my oh my god!
Break?
Alright.
Let's go.
They actually froze their teammate.
Yeah.
Fastest play of all time too.
Let's go, they actually froze their teammate.
Yeah, fastest play of all time too.
I got it.
Oh, I did!
Just get the racket up over your freaking nose, man!
Crazy.
Oh my god, beautiful.
And look at those, we got the mini mushes.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I saw Chucky legs and I'm pogging up.
I'm on the attack. I understand what I was doing wrong now.
Oh my god.
Ow!
Oh!
Did you see my Chucky legs?
I just saw your Chucky legs.
You got it?
Oh my god. Nobody played it. Nobody played it.
Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh.
What is Chucky Legs? When a little kid starts running really fast and it looks like their legs are even bigger because their legs are moving faster because they're smaller, that's Chucky Legs.
When a little kid starts running really fast.
That's an illegal shot!
Okay, that was beautiful. On them.
just like that huge just like that
you got it
oh my god oh my god
just like that yeah just like that you got it you got it somehow
maybe maybe top spin on the return to get it back a little faster
Oh, no, we got mini mushes as well
That's crazy
It's like that, oh, oh, you are small tiny husband
Oh
I really thought I had that.
Despite my dominium it says.
Okay, here we go.
Now I'm normal science again, nothing can stop me.
Oh, this pizza party.
Fine, that's just, that's technical.
Get murdered, get murdered.
You got it?
Oh, I got it.
Oh, I couldn't have like, greed it.
That was a greed.
That was a greed.
You're absolutely coated in mud.
OK, there is sleep.
That's good.
You got it.
You got it.
Oh, I got stuck in the damn.
Oh, damn.
She's so small.
Oh
That's a tough one. It's gonna be a crazy game. We still got the mud too
Okay, I think I have no like it. I'm on zero HP
You we need to get our points right now
Oh no, I think I died. I think I died. Do you believe in me? I believe in you. I believe
even you please don't be match point
that was close that was a good one I guess we'll be doing it again
Well Luigi so slow yeah that's that's the problem we don't let him back in this
wrong. You got it! Gonna call it a spaghetti slice. Oh my god! What was that? That's an ace. You got it?
Nice, nice. He's carrying. He's hard carrying now. It was my turn. You got it.
Yes, they're modded the baseline.
And then we give them a little slice to the middle.
Oh!
They got the modded everything!
Oh!
Oh, they got the mod at everything.
You got it?
They just, they didn't want to cover that one.
Oh, maybe DK is too tiny, he didn't know where he was.
It's too tiny, too muddy, too dirty.
You got it?
Oh dude, you just keep hitting it into the mud, there's nothing they can do.
You got it. Oh, yes. Oh, yes. I've got it. Yes, sir.
Yeah, but the mug do be sapping their strength, if we're being honest.
Nice.
I knew exactly where you were going with that one. Synchronicity.
Oh.
Oh, I literally could have gone now on especially with Chucky legs
Good trade good trade good trade
And now is a there's a bold choice to give that one up to you
start is small don't get the start is small
I think we're in a great spot
he can't get on reach he can't get on reach
let me just hit it over his head
oh
oh
oh
the double mud is actually good
Like going you get the spirit to go for it because of the mushroom going from clean to dirty is bad
But if it's already dirty a little more dirt doesn't even matter. I got it. Oh my god
How was that possible? I think if I move I'm going to fall down
So I'm going to stand still
Oh my god, and we win the point
I got it oh no that was good that was a good all things considered I know I know what I'm
do in here with this birdo. Get in there! Go, go, go, go! Get on dead! Good try, good try.
I would have had that one if I was up
I'm back. I'm back. I'm tiny
There's a lot of mushrooms
And I have no HP crazy play crazy. No, I know I can hold this
Don't even worry about this I can hold this
I can't reach it. I can't reach the ball. I pressed the button to charge a shot and he said it's not in range
Tiny serve could be OP though
You got it oh
Shit I'm small
Sorry you can like burn off the small when you're when you're deceased I got it. Oh, you got it
Damn what a shot. Okay. I may be small but watch me go go.
They literally got the hole on the left side there.
Too small. Too small. And then we got to slice this right into the mud. You
got it.
Oh no, she's dead!
It's okay, you got it, you got it, Ryan, you got it, just give us a second.
Donkey Kong's too small, we just topspin over him.
That's a great reply.
That was actually a comical.
No!
Please!
Please don't!
You just topspin it right over top of him.
Oh, right in between the legs, and he's dead killed with the penis shot
There's all I literally came back now we're to be one now we're to be one
You got it let's go and she's muddied she's probably dead
Yeah, stay on it, stay on it.
You got it?
Oh!
Oh, I left a wide open angle.
Gonna dump this in the mud.
Dump it straight in the mud.
Oh!
You got it!
You can't hit it here in the mud and you're drowning in it!
Oh, Birdo's about to die.
you got it oh my god we kill we killed one wait how are you serving your bed oh
my god they're not dead you got it of course I try to kill Bertels so hard
I
Classic one to punch
Chucky legs actually did something
Oh my god, it's too money. Oh
Okay, oh my god, that's possible double match point
Manch, but oh we're we're on match point. We're on. Oh my god. I was like what happened
No
please hit the ball! what's wrong with my Waluigi bro? what's wrong with my Waluigi?
oh shit! oh good try, good try. this is what it's all about. first to seventh. i want
see a six seven finish here great size let's go they got the bush they're
scared okay I gotta hit that I gotta hit that please yeah we lob it over the
birdo okay oh shit oh shit on hit a ball on hit a ball you got it great shot
great shot we need this birdo dad bro I know oh shit and we get mud like I'm
I'm gonna die before Burdo.
Oh my god.
The ball hit me.
It came through the camera and it hit me.
You can't.
I can't, I can't hit it.
I can't hit it.
While Luigi, he's lost his aura.
I can't get there from the mud that's impossible God dang it try some logs on the return it'll
buy you some time okay okay oh my god this is a tough game
oh that's all right that was a freebie that was a freebie am I not dying too
I'm dying. That's why I have no speed.
Touch the ball! Don't just stand there, John!
Please?
You got it.
I got no energy! No energy!
I lost like a third of my HP in the mud, too.
Kill it kill it yes wait that might be the move
Okay, finally fuckers dead kill it kill it oh
Ice rack it is pissing me off. Okay, like now we make him bleed got it
There we go, a little momentum.
Match point.
Keep it going.
High fall.
Oh!
How?
How?
I gotta be honest.
Gherkin and Evan, they kinda know what's up, man.
They kinda know what they're doing.
That was unfair.
That burdo needed to die five minutes ago.
I couldn't believe they didn't die.
I didn't believe they didn't die.
Birdo, I think they were back.
I'm having a problem.
I need Chad's help, which is optimistic.
Oh, shit.
How do I use a power shot and not have it get deflected back at me?
Like, what's the use case for the power shot
so that it doesn't just get instantly sent back at me every single time?
hit it where no one is anybody here actually played this game oh I went
back with Cooper that's my bed give me a wall of Regis no wall of Regis fault
she's gone calm silent that's how I know I screwed up no I'm it's fair
Maybe I should, maybe I should just get the golden dash racket.
Which it appears to make you, look at it, I mean, another shot may never get by me,
are you seeing what this can do?
Yes.
Look at that.
No, you're gonna go with why Luigi does bad.
It's not, it's not why Luigi's fault, it's my fault.
while Luigi did nothing wrong and then this exactly this can't be deflected
let's go
Let's go
Holy cow
You got it you got it you got it
Huge we're so bad that is crazy
You got it horse
Holy cow
What's happening
They got golden dash to
Here I come
My god, oh my god, we're giving Domster
Okay, okay, okay, we're coming back the dash works
Oh, no, oh
My god, that's all I shouldn't have been that out of position to begin with I went for the shot and it dashed me across the whole point
Oh
No, I'm an afterthought got hands man. Give me your best shot. Oh
I kind of got an instantly shrunk I'm kind of I'm kind of just a tiny man back here. I got it
What oh?
What is that?
What the heck?
I got big.
It was like Ant-Man.
I got big when I hit it, so it went like 10 times faster.
Holy cow, you are on the other side of the earth.
I think I'm fine.
Beautiful. Beautiful.
We're so bad.
Yes, sir!
That's insane.
It's a golden dash boost y'all. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh
Rating the clavicle
I'm tiny
Holy shit.
Oh, no!
Oh, now we swap sizes.
Oh!
I'm too small to even see what's happening!
Oh my god!
I could have breathed!
I could have breathed!
You got it!
oh my god oh my god oh my god
Oh my god.
What the fuck is happening?
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
You are super saiyan right now.
Oh shit.
I'm not sure that the like super speed power-up is is that good in doubles though
Cuz it seems like it just kind of turns it into singles
Not the body shot
Okay, wait, I'm sorry. I got a dash. We're ready.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
Payback time.
Yes, sir.
Payback time.
Okay.
You gotta punish on this.
You gotta punish on this one for sure.
Ready?
Oh my oh.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, do you actually-
Yes sir, no!
Beautiful!
Beautiful!
There's so much.
Look at all the block troops.
Oh, I ran in front of it!
I ran right in front of it!
Oh, that can't stay!
Honestly, great punish.
You're gonna have Turbo Dash, too.
Oh, the floater!
Oh my god.
It really doesn't even matter. I can hit anything right now.
Okay. Okay.
Point
Holy fuck
We get this
You smile, oh my god, it's too small to hit it
I don't even know what one of them's dead killed it killed it killed it booze dead and I have
dash we punish we punish right now to it the net cuz I can eat anything oh my god let's
Let's fucking go let's fucking go. Oh, we can do this
You got it
Oh
You got it. Oh, yes
Crazy
Yeah, we're both small. I mean this is this is crazy
What the fuck
if he was big he gets that oh my god oh my god oh my god you know what we bought a lot
a lot of time. I'm back. I'm back.
That's just a great shot. That's just a great shot.
I'm too small. I'm too small. We have too many, many
mushes on our side of the court. Not good. Not good.
I literally can't hit it, and I got a dash.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh.
Oh shit.
oh shit
not on my watch kids oh my god let's go let's go
okay you got it
forget those oh oh shit oh shit
Oh my god. Holy shit. They fucked it up. Can't hit it. It's too small. Let's go. Let's
go. Let's go. All right. Great recovery on that. Great recovery. Get out of the pool.
My god, oh you should have been locked in you should have been locked in
Okay, everyone's nervous everyone's nervous
Okay, you guys are playing too close to the top spin counter is that
You got small, you got small and you stun Mark, then we take the set.
You got the point, we got the point, we got the point.
Of course you take this.
Wow, okay, just a great shot.
That's super racket, bro.
They timed it so that I would hit the mushroom.
That's fucked up, Ro.
Yeah, hit this.
Holy shit.
Holy shit. Holy shit!
I'm literally at a bigger advantage when I'm smaller.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
You take the point.
You take the point.
Ready?
Oh my god.
You're joking me.
Oh, he almost had it.
He almost had it.
That'll make her.
Oh my god.
Oh no.
Nice curve on that shot.
Oh my god.
god you're actually a god
oh we're close we're close
Oh shit.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, good.
Oh!
I was too close to the net for such a tiny guy.
Got any tiny on there?
So I had no tiny.
I'm surprised I could get it over the net.
Oh, shit!
Great shot, great shot for someone so small.
You got it? Look at that.
Beautiful! Beautiful!
Oh my god, there's so much mini-mush on their court.
You got it.
Oh, yes, look at that.
No, that was fine while Luigi.
Can't hit it. Can't hit it. Can't hit it.
Get it. Get it. Get it. Get it. Get it.
I thought there was no way.
good good good good good good good good good counter good counter oh my god oh
my god oh my god not the mother but let's go
you're back on
let's take a look at this replay
Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Unbeatable. Unbeatable unfortunately.
dash dash for dash. It doesn't matter if I hit you in the face, it doesn't matter if
I hit you in the face. Tiny boys.
I can't get it, I can't go!
I really thought I had him with that one.
Kill Bill! Kill Bill! Boosted! Boosted!
Alright, two on one.
Two on one, this is peak punish technology.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
I can't get it! I can't get it!
Oh no!
Oh nononono.
No, no, no, no, no!
Oh god!
Big minimush!
Oh!
Okay great try, great try.
Oh, I thought my husband was not dead!
someone leave, someone leave, someone leave.
I'm a peaked chicken, chicken potato.
Thank you, thank you, Simboly Rudolph.
Kate, that was a lot of fun.
That was a lot of fun.
Mario Tennis Fever, who knew?
Who knew?
You knew?
You knew that's why you told me?
I knew.
I knew.
I was a little worried that it might not go well, but I'm so glad it went so well.
And now I'm ready to go single player two and go freaking crazy.
On with the with the crazy racket with the dash. Yeah. Yeah, you're saying live after this, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I
Will send you over I will send them over to you. I should say
You're right. I have unlocked everything. I figured
All right, I'll bounce out of the discord. See you later tonight
Bye
Alright chat, um
Yeah, Walnuts and cashews had to go. It's a thing. You can be a novelty chatter. You
can't force the novelty act, though. If I've seen you as a novelty chatter three times in
one minute, it's just too much. You're forcing the hand a little bit at that point, but either
way, unless you're exiled in Guyville or R.E.M. poster, Yeti, Yeti, we're still
figure it out. Yet he could still go either way. For another I'm going to click
the RAID button and I will see you tomorrow. Later!