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I'm learning something new about Letterbox.
What I've learned is if you review something people have seen, they go, whoa, so true.
NL's watching peak.
If you review something that they have not seen, they only reply with messages to watch
something else.
New documentary came out on Criterion channel yesterday, Mistress Dispeller, three and a
half stars in a heart, gave what I thought was a nice little thoughtful review of it.
First two comments.
Hey, have you checked this out?
like that you should watch this and the second one and they're well meaning don't get me wrong but
the the second one might be the worst because they're recommending a movie that they've assumed
that I've not seen but I have seen it. I saw One Child Nation I don't even know it was probably
2020 when I saw it but don't say if you haven't seen it give this a try they go you should watch
this instead. I know, I should. I did. That's why I should. That was my comment.
Bayou Yazoo Ian, why would you assume that I have not watched One Child Nation, one of
the most glazed documentaries of the last decade? Why would you assume that I've not
seen it? Your comment presupposes that I have not seen the documentary.
I'm giving you ample time to form a reasonable reply.
I don't know.
My friend did the poster and I love recommending it.
Okay, that's valid.
Heroes supporting heroes.
I get that.
I will never watch it again.
very sad or at least upsetting but it is worth watching for sure. I don't know if
anyone else has seen Mistress Dispeller. This might just be the the
Westerner in me but watching the movie where these two queens both get upset
about this just old man that they're both you know vying after and at no
point do they do they hold his feet to the fire at all at no point they go so
why'd you blow up your family over this he just doesn't I just sort of don't get
it to be honest he's so old he's just good at badminton I mean even what you're
not wrong he does seem pretty gas of badminton but then also where even when
his wife is like describing why she loves him she's like when my mom comes
over, he cooks lamb the way she likes. I'm like, damn, is that really, like, no, and
I'm not trying to be performative, I swear, but no wonder so many of you fucking hate
all men because that was where the bar was for like, my grandparents' generation. Literally,
they would just be, he cooks a meal sometimes and they would be like, I'm in love with this
guy forever. Now I fucking get it, man. Now I get it. He wasn't doing anything, man. He
was he was his wife gets a haircut she says you notice my haircut you go hmm
hmm well you were wearing a hat so how could I bro just tell her it looks nice
which it does by the way but also like you do at least the bare minimum is so
crazy man that being said I didn't note in my review that like if they at any
point had been like, hey, so why'd you blow up your whole family because you were bored?
He probably would have been like, turned the camera off, I guess.
So maybe would have compromised the quality or the existence of the documentary itself,
I suppose.
Anyway, let me, Magresta's getting some plus twos.
Okay.
That is, Magresta, that's plus two, but I'm not going to read that out loud.
That invites, they invite some evil into my life.
I can't read that but I'll plus to you
When you are about to read a long comment, then you realize it's from fish cigarette, so you just let it wash away
You just let it wash away
away in the flood of emotes and don't give it any more attention whatsoever man
that felt awesome I read like the first four words and then I looked at the
username and went nah man that's not gonna happen more power to you though do
not kick sergeant fast gas out cuz he's an island boy he got his DUI but give him
a second chance yet there's always room for a second chance there you go see you got it
Can you read Yeti's Pirate Memphis Blues song, please?
Is your assumption spinny, boy, that after I read it, he will stop posting it because
I have some horrible news for you?
First time?
Read the guy who did Egyptian Smashing Pumpkins.
Okay, now Egyptian Smashing Pumpkins has a little,
it's got a certain, jeune de séquah.
Can I get a refresher on what Egyptian Smashing Pumpkins is?
It's your chance.
Nope.
It's the smashing pumpkin song, but in Egyptian
Can I say something? I know that people usually want me to die after I say this
Worst song on Siamese dream this song. I'm sorry. I
Just like to kick up the chat activity a little bit. I swear. I'm not putting on airs
The fuck ass bells the I used to be a little boy
It's not Ragebabe, best song, best song is probably Cherub Rock in my opinion, it's kind
of like an all time side one track one, but I really like Hummer, Hummer is also like
a fucking, it's got a cra- the drums, the guitar, I have no idea what Billy Corgan
is talking about.
When it goes,
BAM BAM BAM
Life's a bummer
when you're a bummer.
I'm like, damn, he's right.
Be fucked if I know what he's talking about.
But he's speaking, I know he's telling the truth.
Let's put it that way.
New GBV single today. Don't they have like a new song every two days? They have like four albums a year, man
You could do the three-day no steely challenge February 29 30th and 31st. Oh
That's awesome, that's fucking awesome
Perfect comment
Oh, endlessly reusable meme format.
I mean, you probably repurposed it from an earlier source, but still.
It is a great post.
Bando today will make you feel like an idiot for not getting it sooner.
You know what?
I mean, we're going to do the Doze Apollo while you're here.
We all do the bandle first instead of doing the bandle at the end.
1984, 101 million views?
Nah, bro.
They're on their big brother shit.
You have audio, okay.
This sounds like Raspberry Beret by Prince.
It's got like a...
You get the one note bass
Okay interesting interesting
There's a lot going on, so there's a couple of things.
I don't think it's you too, but it does kind of have that, oh, you know what I'm talking
about?
And when I go there, I go there with you.
It's all like, I don't think that's it.
It's also got a kind of like a oh where oh where came my baby be
oh no no no no wait for me
See what else we got
Alright alright
This actually kind of strange how fucking bad this is
I think I'm gonna add to so you can give me some part to it.
If you enjoyed that, you'll enjoy this songpack, One Hear Wonders, excuse me, you fucking what, bro?
You did not just call the boss, you did not equate him with One Hear Wonders,
what are you talking about, bro? That's not even Kojen. That's not Kojen Norco here.
Well, it's got a certain something, birth in the United States, I was birth in the United
States, I was caught bonin' in the United States.
I'm from New Jersey, they're kind of right.
Honestly, no disrespect.
If you're from New Jersey, you have the option to speck into Bruce Springsteen.
If you end up a Bon Jovi main instead, you might be fucking stupid.
That's an unforced error.
Alright, shall we start the dulls?
Do not fire Sergeant Baskas, cause he's an island boy.
Coming in hot today, it just pisses me off.
Bruce did nothing to deserve your disrespect, bro.
Bro just shot a shot of stray at my mom. I'm sorry, Bon Jovi fucking sucks, bro
Being like a grown adult and one of your favorite bands is Bon Jovi is like
You know being an adult and one of your favorite movies is like, I don't know fucking
like
I'm trying to think of something as insulting and I'm really having a hard time
I'm having a hard time to be honest. It's not no it like okay grown-ups, too
is very fair to me. Because it just, if you were like my favorite musical artist is Bon Jovi,
at least I know where you stand. You don't care about art and that's fine. People are telling me
we need people who don't care about art in society. I have yet to see a reason why, or why they would
want that even for themselves. But like you're, like describing your favorite band and being like,
I don't know, they're kind of fun. It's just not an existence that I aspire to
for myself to be honest with you. Get the shit out of here, but um
Bruce has got some fucking interiority, bro. Outside the streets on fire with a real death waltz
between what's flesh and what's fantasy. Are you fucking kidding me?
One Joby couldn't write that shit. It's not about being a cowboy on a steel horse.
Man, the poets out here don't write nothing at all. They just stand back and let it all be.
In the heat of the night, they reach for their moment and try to make an honest stand.
And they wind up wounded, not even dead.
And I ain't been junked, oh.
Let's move on.
Sometimes I just like to town.
That would have been a great finish.
You like boss skags?
Yeah, yeah, a little bit.
I read a couple of songs that I got on the Peloton playlist.
You like boss NAS?
Is that the...
Oh, that's the Gungan emperor, right?
We escaped from that gas.
We met Jar Jar and Boss Nass.
He was on the seven up can, right?
When episode one came out.
He's the type of fellow where you take a bongo from the scene
and then go to Theed and see the queen.
Then you all end up on Tatooine.
That sort of thing, very musical start today.
By the way, I have no idea what this is, bro.
Maybe this is, life is beautiful.
Life is beautiful.
nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah um
this is the type of shit you'd be seeing in Assassin's Creed
Italian cinema that's not eight and a half i'm in a i'm in a rough spot here bro are you cinema
paradiso which i don't even know if it takes place in italy hmm okay this guy played list in a movie
that i've seen i know that sounds crazy but it's true you played list in a movie that i saw that
that was about Chopin's life that also had Bernadette Peters in it, but I don't know your
name. I know you, bro. I know you. I don't, I don't know if I know you, but you look somewhat
familiar. We got a young Elena Bonham Carter. Bro is dressed like he's in New Orleans Square
at Disneyland. He looks like he's about to break into dance when the mama from Princess
and the Frog starts to sing, dig a little deeper. Young Helena and Maggie Smith, I have
no idea what this could be, to be honest with you. A room with a view. You know what? I should
have known. I should have known. That's Daniel Day-Lewis. Damn! That fucking is Daniel Day-Lewis.
Back in his looksmaxing era, bro. Holy. He's hot. You're not getting any argument from me.
If I said I was a looksmaxer, you would agree. So, I hope you don't mind that I
framework you as lookmaxers do. Some shit like that. Daniel Plainview. If he was
Trying to make his view a little less plain.
I'ma look smacks for Eli.
Daniel exceptional view.
Ooh.
I spike your cortisol.
I spike it up.
Bobby Wagner spent a single year with this NFC team in 2022 before returning for a second Seattle stint.
So not Seattle. You're probably the Arizona Cardinals. They sourced my ass, drafted eighth overall out of Michigan.
This German forward plays alongside his brother and has averaged over 19 points per game for the Magic since 2021.
A lot of reasons that this cannot be
Thanos on Terequampo, I suppose.
I have no idea who you are.
I'm going to type a German name, Franz,
and I'm gonna assume that Franz Wagner plays on the magic.
What the fuck are you fucking drooling me?
Holy shit.
Thank you, Franz Wagner, for having the most emblematic German name I've ever heard in
my entire life.
Oh, the heuristics.
Good call picking the German name.
I mean, if you're asking me for a German name, it's Franz number one.
Number two, Ludwig?
Ludwig number two, maybe?
I Hans, I guess Hans is kind of a freebie.
What the fuck are these all?
These are all Wagner Hall of Fame reliever Billy Wagner made his final all star and clinched
his 400th career save while pitching for this NL East team.
You got to be the Phillies, bro.
They were pretty good for it.
Oh, source my ass.
Stony Brook Cornell, Wagner, and Bernard can all be found in the same state.
I thought Cornell, Andy Bernard from the office went to Cornell.
gym office moved from Scranton to
Stamford, Connecticut. That was important for me because I believe Cornell is in
New York but if he had moved to a New York office I would have been worried
about conflating the location of the university with the location of the
office. Okay shit we fucking get there. This is I fucking that's Courtney Cox and
Liam Neeson. It took me a second there. Courtney Cox does spell her name different. There you
go. And Liam Neeson. That's a given. That's Wagner. The big arch is an item set to roll
out nationwide at this fast food chain. Is this like an old question? Hasn't the big
arch been on the menu for like three years or something? Retroactively called the junior
High Years. Good Morning, Miss Bliss was the original name of Saved by the Bell.
This 2017 film starring Frances McDormand. Yeah, that's three billboards outside of Ebbing,
Missouri. You don't try to Frances McMod me on my show. You think I don't have an
encyclopedic knowledge of the Frances filmography? That's an easy aim to get the swanky.
Featuring T-Pain, this artist's song Kiss Kiss finished on the billboard end of year Hot 100
in 2007 and 2008. I'm going to say that's peak Timbaland days.
Chris Brown.
Well, I was thinking about the Rams, to be honest with you. I think we did pretty well today,
to be honest.
Catchy song, sadly. Yeah, pretty good for the Bon Jovi lovers out there, I suppose.
We're on a sort of different wave over here.
Bro, you hate my mom?
I don't hate your mom.
I don't like Bon Jovi's music.
From what I understand, John Bon Jovi, the man himself, might actually be like a pretty
good guy.
I don't quote me on that, but I thought I saw some anecdata that pointed in that direction,
but I am not a big fan of Bon Jovi.
I do like Bong Joon-hovy.
Okay.
Bong Joon-hovy is kind of awesome.
You're cooking with that one.
Two altars at the height of their respective powers.
Johnny is the suck on the cock.
Alkaline, famous trios, a diatribe.
It has tribe at the end of it.
What about tribe?
Pal?
I don't know about that.
Maybe, I don't know.
alkaline, to baby, to nurse, to foster, and to mother, to provide matronly care for?
Declan, Declan, oh it probably starts with a short form for a month, maybe not, or LAN,
land is relevant. Declan. Maybe it's names because there's James Dean, James Brown, James
Harden, and James Cook. Famous Jameses. Okay. Wait, basic alkaline. These are possible identifiers
on a pH scale. A basic primary key and principle. That's easy enough. That's important. Elementary,
my dear Wagner. Diet, tribe, alcohol. Dude, these clan, kin, line and tribe ends with a synonym for
family. We were on, we were fucking on one today. It's the second cup of coffee with a splash of
old milk bro, it's got me going.
Brain feels like it's fucking activated man because I was watching a
documentary on the bike this morning with the with the subtitles in like
two point times new roman font so the whole time I'm going
what are they saying? This is why I have to learn Mandarin bro.
Did you have Metamucil this morning? No but um I did have it last night I had an
awesome poop to start the day this morning.
I wish we had you as the Canucks GM.
Listen, here's what I'll say.
First off, I would probably be a good candidate for GM
because unlike the average armchair GM,
I recognize that I know nothing.
But I think the real problem is that
there's competing incentives, right?
And a GM at some point doesn't have an incentive
to win a championship.
They only have an incentive to keep their own job,
especially if the ownership group is demonstrating
that they're not patient enough to deal with a rebuild.
So, I mean, you put me in the same position
that Patrick Alvine is in right now.
I don't know if I might find myself being like,
damn, I'd like to get my contract renewed.
Now would be a great time to sign some overpriced,
unrestricted free agents to huge contracts,
just so maybe we can squeak into the playoffs
and I can justify myself in my next performance review.
Plus, I saw him at London Drugs once
and he seemed like a nice guy,
based on absolutely nothing.
Based on him not crashing out
Absolutely nothing inside of the store and throwing a tantrum for no reason, I guess.
Based on him just calmly checking out his own goods.
So good for him.
I was also, if I may say, I was impressed to see him using the soft checkout.
I was like, that demonstrates a certain amount of neuroplasticity that makes me have at least
a some degree of confidence that he can fulfill his duties as general manager.
I'm gonna say indeed is the most searched thing in the world. No disrespect to Vanos gaming, of course
I have absolutely no idea. Let's go with young thug
Let's say United States probably way up there pretty close actually let's say United States over the Shawshank redemption
Chicken?
Stuff, because everybody knows what day Christmas is, but I still think you send it.
Chicken?
I think you go Christmas over chicken, though.
Man, a chicken looks fast as fuck, bro.
What an action shot.
I gotta go dinosaurs over chicken.
Hey, Vy Victoria, thanks for the gifted subscriptions.
you anniversary ideas now man I don't think people are googling that to be
honest with you I don't think it makes you evil to Google it I do think by the
way and I mean this sincerely and this goes out if this is a chance for the
Bon Jovi lovers to redeem themselves if you ever write your spouse's birthday
card or like anniversary card or Valentine's Day card or any kind of
love letter with the assistance of chat GPT or another large language module you
are compromised as a member of the human race and I consider you my enemy and I
consider your, I consider it a spiritual affront to our existence as human
beings to turn to a robot and ask it to put your feelings into words. I look at
you as an intellectual diminutive little like a might to be honest with you
like a mayfly content nearly to flutter and be pushed around by the turbidity of the breeze.
Okay? And to say Donald Trump gets more searches than anniversary ideas. We will not be doing that,
is what I'm saying. We will not be doing that. I say Donald Trump clears Velma.
Look at that. He's got his finger on the pulse of the culture. Top 9.8%.
percent more monthly streams so we be or blue face I'm gonna say so we be you take
those you know what I'm gonna take a stand on this one I'm gonna say it's
brackets wrong to two artists I know nothing about rush versus Spencer it's
going to be Rush, bro. You guys remember Kevin Spencer? Before Sunrise is a true
yearner's paradise. Very rich, rich film. It's probably going to clear twisted pair.
Probably going to be a beautiful mind. Bro said Adam Smith was wrong, bro. This is
a tough one. This is a really tough one. I mean Raiders kind of a Gen X classic. Like
Gen Xers will literally look at you and be like, this is the only movie I've ever paused
my Bon Jovi 4. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna I'm gonna get I think it's a it's a
classic for a reason. It's gonna clear the Harry Potter film. That's the first
one, right? I mean the fifth one. I don't know why I said the first one.
This is a tough one for me because I've seen the Suicide Squad, the second one.
It's pretty good. I have a hard time believing that it's gonna clear 7.6
though. So I'm gonna send it, but I'm not feeling great about it. 7.2. High
School Musical 1, I think a 7.2 will clear it. And I say this with all due
respect. And I am one of these people. I was very slightly too old for High
School Musical. I think the first one came out when I was in like my second or
third year of university. And if you're in college, you are not watching some
shit called High School Musical, okay? Unless you watch it when you were in
in high school and then you went back.
But I do think that this on IMDB,
in like the late 2000s, early 2010s,
is like a lightning rod for young adult man children
who have beef with Justin Bieber for some reason.
Like guys who are 24 and are really mad
that babies are popular songs,
so they would like go to high school musical
and be like, I don't understand why
this is so popular with people.
I'm gonna give it a one just out of protest.
So I think that this is gonna be like a 6.2 or something.
even lower. I always laugh when I see clips of high school and musical. I swear, I mean,
you can clip this if you want. This guy right here, who by the way, I believe his name Ryan in the
movie, he looks so much like a friend of ours. So seeing him do that fuck ass dance in, in we're
all in this together where they do the big like overhead clap and then the little lunge where
Are they like bent down on their knee?
We're all in this together.
Seeing him do that in the music video
is like watching a jib jab in real life
with his face pasted over top of one of the actors.
It's like seeing a real life jib jab.
You know, high school musical lore?
I literally know, I know just that song
because it comes on on the Disney cruise all the time.
Also, he looks so much like him, in my opinion at least.
And you know how I feel about my connection to faces?
That I actually did Google.
I was like, holy shit, it might be him.
It is not him.
But like, it was close enough that I took a look.
Let's put it that way.
So it's gonna be Shudder Island.
It's gonna be Pulp Fiction,
because it's one of the best movies ever made.
In my personnel opinion.
My friend's crush growing up was Ryan.
Amanda, can we talk one-to-one here for a second?
Because my read of high school musical
is that Ryan
Ryan's gay. That's my subtextual read of
of high school musical. You see the way he kowtows to Sharpey?
Now if your friend
was aware of that, then that makes sense. But like what I'm seeing on the screen,
that doesn't mean they can't have a crush on him.
That's true. That's true. That's a good point. Because I was talking to the
Discord yesterday about how much I don't like the movie My Old Ass,
and then someone said, lesbian buff, I'm afraid,
because they liked it more than me. And I said, I was about to say,
but she falls in love with a man. And then I checked myself and I said, wait,
That's something lesbians can do, genuinely.
I almost, I stopped myself from being heteronormative and closed-minded.
I said, that probably happens all the time.
Fair enough.
You got me with that one.
Thank you for hearing me out.
I don't like the movie, but I think you articulated your point fairly enough.
I will say, while we were talking about movies from like 2023, I still think we're not ready
for it but that Sing Sing review that's been cooking up in my brain is one day
someone's gonna unleash it on Letterbox and people are gonna like they're gonna
threaten their lives so what the two-star review of Sing Sing that says
don't do the crime if you can't do the time I'm telling you it would be it
would be the funniest possible review to leave that movie. Sing Sing's great I
mean I give it a three and a half and a heart I think but you gotta admit a
a review of Sing Sing that's don't do the crime if you can't do the time is really good.
Oh, 3.5 stars in a heart. Yes, 3.5 stars in a heart. Anybody joke in a heart. Anybody
You can do a letter box version of that.
You threw not giving Nora a five.
Bro, do you know how much heat I took giving it a four, which was my honest opinion?
People wanted my damn head, man.
They were like, how could you give that a four?
They have sexual intercourse in that movie, which I'm learning is a bad thing.
That's when I, at late 2024, I was like, wait, wait, that's a bad thing now?
I had no idea.
Classic Coke 24.5 liter bottles, case sale only.
Coca-Cola kind of insanely cheap.
24 pints of Coca-Cola.
I honestly think that if you were getting this in cans
at 300 milliliters, which is like two thirds of a pint,
you would be paying 12.99.
So for the plastic bottles, I think you're paying $13.99
because I went up to like $16.99
and then I took it down for the US dollar.
We're all in this together.
Turn, turn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn,
skip, dip, dip, dip, do.
It's a great dance.
You gotta admit.
That's crazy cheap.
Coca-Cola pretty cheap, bro.
That movie's 20 years old.
Yeah, and if you play your cards right, you might get there one day, too.
Now, let me see, take me to, I'm just feeling like today might be Paraguay.
Ooh, that might be the highest number we've ever seen as the closest border.
I think that might be the, like, half of the circumference of the Earth.
So the antipodal position to Paraguay, I feel like it would be right around here.
So let's go Afghanistan.
4,000, 5, I forgot the Pacific Ocean is kind of big.
Maybe we're more over here.
Can I get a, no, I don't even know, 4,500?
I think it will be it might be like Japan, bro
55 kilometers from Japan, but not bordering
North Korea, South Korea, I guess
Mystery countries South Korea fair enough. I guess they're not I
Guess you wouldn't count Japan and South Korea as bordering. That's fair
Because otherwise Japan would border like half of the countries in the world
Pacific Ocean Biggest Fuck. I mean honestly so I live like not to dox myself. I live like you know
somewhere in this region right here and it's always so funny when Atlantic Andes talk about
crossing the ocean on an airplane like bro it ain't all you literally go like boo that's like
it's two movies bro you watch two movies you fly over nook and then before you know you're in
fucking Paris look at the size of this be straight here you can basically in
this game at least you can almost get the entire viewport to just be the
Pacific Ocean and they're all the Atlantic crossing it's so crazy bro look
at the fucking Pacific bro look at this shit look at this shit you fly over the
North Pole too? Yeah, but it's like, it's longer. Like I genuinely think that that and I'm I'm going
to lump Canadians in here as well. I think the average Canadian or American that lives east of
the Mississippi thinks the Atlantic Ocean is the biggest ocean in the world. I genuinely believe it
because they just assume that it is because they hear about it all the time. But the Atlantic
ocean is positively tiny, bro. Literally people have swam across it, I think, probably. But
in the pursuit, look at this beast right here, bro. Yeah, the Brits literally call it the pond,
bro. How does anyone assume that? Probably thought that the fucking Titanic was the world's longest
serving boat or some shit like that, I don't know.
A lot of people think that a pound is heavier
than a kilogram.
If I, can I say something to defend idiots for a second?
They have a point with the one third of a pound
seems like it's lighter than a quarter of a pound.
And obviously it's not.
But I could actually understand that when you're going
into a fast food restaurant, you would look at the menu
be like one-third of a pound. No shop, bro. That's not nearly enough food.
I could absolutely understand someone making that mistake once.
Also, 40 of something is more than 100. Speak on that a little bit.
We were talking about like, I think, heart in the discord was like, what's the oddest number?
A lot of people were saying seven. I was like, no shop, bro. I honestly think like five is the
the oddest number.
At least it's the least even.
But then someone was saying, but 5 goes into 10 so easily.
And I was like, damn, that is kind of even coded.
I got to think about that.
Yeah, maybe I was completely backwards.
You know what, one is the least odd.
It's the most even odd number, because it
goes into everything.
When they were developing math, did they even,
Apollo, are you still here?
I know you're fucking crashing out right now.
Did they even try to balance math when they made it?
Like two is OP.
If you multiply anything by two, it becomes even.
That's literally so overpowered from a balanced standpoint.
Like if you were building a roster, you have to put at least one of two on your team every
single time.
The alt is just too good.
Way too good.
numbers draft I mean honestly I'm probably you gotta you gotta go one two
one two and then I think the third best number is probably ten bro six seven
though six seven is pretty good too eight I'm not fucking with eight as much
although to be honest I do end up doing like fractions of eight and multiple
of eight a lot. It comes up a lot in Peloton rides even though they're 90
minutes long because you know there's times in the ride where there's 64
minutes left there's times in the ride where there's 40 minutes left there's
times in the ride with it or you'll have something like or the other thing is I
do a lot of one-sixth fractions because 15 minutes out of a 90 is one-sixth so
you start to do the math and you're like okay I've got five six lefts what is
is that? It's like 84%. I'm a fractions Andy. Youth is thinking that decimals
mug fractions. True wisdom is recognizing that fractions are more honest than
decimals. Because you can express anything as a fraction easily. And then if
someone says, oh, if they look at it, they go, oh, what's one 11th? What the hell is
that and you go, bro, turn your brain off. You already know what it is. It's one 11th.
You know what it is. You don't need it to be converted into a quote unquote real number.
It is a real number. It's one 11th of something. Now if you want, okay, it's 9.9% or something
like that, but that doesn't fucking mean anything, bro. It's one 11th. I don't know what this
is. This is probably Micronesia, the federated states thereof. It's in there somewhere. You're
probably Solomon Islands are those those do appear to be in the South
Pacific somewhere you're I don't I don't think you're Brunei no you know what
let's start with Brunei maybe you are in there somewhere you're on the other
side of Brunei you're not in Micronesia mark that do Marshall Islands already I
I don't think so.
It's not the Marshall Islands, y'all.
Are you like, maybe this is too volu.
I don't know, it just because it's a bunch of islands
doesn't mean it has islands at the end of it.
Maybe you're Fiji again, bro, for all I know.
Palau, fair enough.
That's really tough.
If I made that one's really tough.
Is there an island boy?
Just send survivor seasons, me typing in Africa, trying to clip farm me.
I've never done Africa.
VIP Daniel, back me up.
Season three with Ethan the soccer player, with the curly hair.
Ethan the soccer player.
I think Amber Burkich might have been on that one too.
He knows ball.
I got a lot of, I got more memories from like that period than I have of my recent
life. Season 2 is Africa. MF Hood, to be honest with you, you don't know anything. Keep your
mouth shut. Season 2 is Australia. Season 2 is obviously Australia with Jerry Manta or whatever
her name is, Jerry Manti. And it was 42 days. That's the one where where Ankh fell in the fire,
bro. He was literally going Simon mode from Lord of the Flies and then he fell in the damn fire.
And then nobody really knows what happened to him after that.
Nobody after that he was airlifted out of public consciousness forever.
That's what they said.
Oh, my bad.
All right, MF hood.
You are smart.
Keep talking season two did have Elizabeth Hasselback though.
I remember that.
My friend was crushing hard.
It is funny for, because I was in the 8th grade, I think, it is funny for an 8th
grader to have a crush on like a 28-year-old woman. It's like, bro, what are you doing?
You're in the 8th grade. No, it's not. I think it's pretty fucking funny to be honest with you.
It's like, if you saw a picture of my friend, you would be like, this is just ridiculous,
man.
This doesn't make any sense.
You're like a little kid, basically.
It's not a big deal.
No, it's not a big deal, but it is funny.
It's very funny.
MGM in 1994, starring Kurt Russell, I'm going to guess that you're escaped from LA, escaped
from New York, that's like two, oh are you a universal soldier or you'd stargate, you
might be Stargate, bro. Yeah, that's Stargate. An interstellar teleportation device found
in Egypt leads to a planet with humans resembling ancient Egyptians who worshiped the God Ra.
I played the Super Nintendo version of this. TriStar Pictures starring Robert De Niro from
1994. It's a drama horror science fiction romance. Cape Fear. Be warned.
Ken Robert De Niro and Kenneth Branagh. Victor Frankenstein. Kenneth Branagh is,
he's a vampire bro. How has he been directing movies for so long and he's not 90 years old?
Okay, the Frankenstein, Frankenstein, Frankenstein, Frankenstein,
Frankenstein. I'm gonna say it's Frankenstein. I'm gonna say it's I
Frankenstein, Franken, Mary Shelley's Frankenstein. There we go. We take those. I
guess that's the one that the the Count Dracula game is based on, right?
Universal Pictures, 5 million, Drama War with Elijah Wood.
Are you fucking, am I crazy to say this is like swing kids?
Is he in that? Is this, they don't even have this movie?
What's worth fighting for?
Kevin, Kevin Costner, the son of a Vietnam War veteran,
must deal with neighborhood bullies as well as his dad's PTSD while growing up in the
deep south in the 1970s, the war. Damn, I don't know this one at all. That's crazy. I never
realized how much like nine year old Elijah would looks like current age, like 25 year
old Colorado Avalanche defenseman, Kayle McCarr. That is like a spitting image of Kayle McCarr,
Pick a struggle kid. It is actually fucked up. He's literally winning like the
the victim Olympics right now.
The worldwide gross. It's like, I mean that might be like five tickets in 1994.
Miramax, starring John Travolta from 94. This could be like Broken Arrow.
Thriller crime comedy. Oh, it's Get Shorty? What are you? You won't know the facts until
you've seen the fiction. John Travolta and Samuel L. Jackson. Oh my god, the tagline for
pulp fiction is you won't know the facts until you've seen the fiction. Are you fucking trolling me?
That does not seem bad. They didn't know what they were doing when they marketed the movie.
It sounds so much like a comedy.
Pulp Fiction Got Mogged by Stargate. Yeah, I mean, Pulp Fiction, it depends on your age,
but it was like the original cult classic. Like when it came out, it was not the most glazed
film of all time. It built slowly, but then like it would, I saw this poster in the front of my
local video store for like nine years or something like that. Like the poster just never left.
A burger-loving hitman, his philosophical partner, a drug-addled gangster's mole and a
washed up boxer converge in this sprawling comedic crime caper.
There are adventures on furlough and three stories that ingeniously
trip back and forth in time. They really do make it seem like it's a
time-traveling buddy cop movie.
Burger-loving hitman is really good.
He literally eats one bite of one hamburger as well.
He is though. He eats one bite of one hamburger man
And it might not even be that the burger is that good.
He just says that is a tasty burger.
Sylvester Stallone, 94.
It's an action thriller.
I don't know, man.
The government taught him to kill.
Now he's using his skills to help a woman seek revenge
against the Miami underworld.
Sylvester Stallone, Sharon Stone.
The hell? A literate ass cast.
And James Woods!
Mayman Rowe is a woman obsessed with getting revenge
on the people who murdered her parents
when she was still a girl.
She hires Ray Quick, a retired explosives expert,
to kill her parents' killers.
When Ned Trent, embittered ex-partner,
this is messy, bro.
The specialist.
I've never heard of this movie in my goddamn life.
They do say an eye for an eye leaves everybody blind, but what if my op had like better vision
than me?
They have more to lose.
Miscongeniality to Munich.
To Swanky.
Okay.
I've already got a line to get to Swanky.
So it's Miss Congenial, it's Sandra Bullock, Gravity, George Clooney, Burn After Reading,
that takes you to Francis, which takes you to Nomadland, and that's like a record slanky.
Then you get out via David, and we're trying to get to Eric Banna.
Eric Banna seems like really easy to get to.
You would go like, Jason Bateman's not in dodgeball, huh?
That seems crazy to me.
What is Jason Bateman in?
You know what?
is in Extract with Mila Kunis who's in Forgetting Sarah Marshall with Jason Segal who's in Knocked
Up with Seth Rogen who's in Funny People with Eric Banna. Time? It takes you to Munich.
Sorry, final step in Munich. 45 seconds swanky. Boom. Never heard of this movie, Infamous.
swanky in it? I don't know. That seemed pretty good to a guy like me, man. Oh, he is in dodgeball.
He's bold strategy caught and let's see if it works out. But then let me think about that. Who,
if he's in dodgeball, where do we go from dodgeball to get to Eric Banna a little faster?
I don't know if I've got it, I don't know if I've got it.
Probably the Hulk.
Are you really, actually the Hulk might be a play because Nick Nolte plays the Hulk's
dad, which gets you to Tropic Thunder, which has a host of comedic actors in it.
There's Burn After Reading, Brad Pitt, Troy, Eric Banna's in Troy.
Yes, but swanky isn't.
There's no swanky in there, so I failed to see how that's not like a shit after I forgot
something.
Swanky plays Helen of Troy.
Yes, yes, yes.
Yes, yes, yes.
I think I'm going to be a little bit of a mess.
Bird of Swankler so easily forgotten. Yeah, exactly.
Detroit Red Wings 100 plus goals scored in their career. Yeah, I'm thinking that's Daniel Cleary, bro.
Bro needs some sleep. Don't get me wrong. Chicago Blackhawks 100 plus goals scored in their career.
Yeah, I'll take a Stan Makita on that one.
New Jersey Devils, 100 plus goals scored in their career.
The perennially underrated Patrick Goliush.
OK, we could have gotten better percentages there.
Don't get me wrong.
Everything else, I've decided I don't give a fuck, bro.
I don't give a fuck about anything here.
I mean, we could always just flex our spell check
with Dustin Bufflin and the rest of this.
I've decided I don't give a fuck, bro.
31%.
It was famous on both teams.
Been watching your Cine2Nerdal battle videos recently.
You really were the goat.
And now that I've got a little bit of a foothold in 1972,
Ernest Romer morality tales from France.
I mean, like if I can ever get somebody strangled
in love in the afternoon, they're fucked, bro.
Because I'll take you straight to Claire's knee.
It's Eric, whatever, bro.
I don't watch directors, I watch movies.
What do they do to movie grid?
I mean, now that I'm actually watching movies,
Except for Freddie Babe, everybody but Freddie Babe might be in trouble.
That's all I'm going to say.
Charlize Theron, character, name, and title.
Title starts with I-P, three or more word title.
Let me get the devil's advocate.
Seth Rogen, character, name, and title.
Title starts with I to P.
really looking like a knocked up three or more word title let me get an American pickle on that one
Nicholas Holt's character name in title
who is Holt character name in title
characters who are unnamed would but go by a moniker would count
a simple description does not count you must be are you you know what uh one second
Nicholas Holt is the kid in About a Boy.
I would have played like X-Men if I knew this was going to be at 31% bro, that's insane.
Seth Rogen starts with IP. Trying to think of something.
O-L-M-N-O-P. Let's play Observe and Report. I think Knocked Up is going to clear it here easily.
Plus, nobody ever gets the title of this. Right. They always call it like report and observe or
like serve and protect. People forget that this exists. Character name and title. I guess he's in
one of the jobs movies. I think he's in the good one. Okay.
Which is called Steve Jobs. Yeah.
Yeah, Charli's there and title starts with I to P.
There's obviously Mad Max.
You know, there's obviously Mad Max.
What else could Charli's be?
Something that fits here would really, like I,
What's the one where she's an assassin? Isn't that called Blonde something?
Atomic Blonde. I don't think her name is Atomic Blonde though.
Title starts with IP. Nicholas Holt, probably not X-Men, huh?
Can I say something does it have it doesn't have to be the character's name of any character?
Okay, then I'm gonna play you an X-Men apocalypse, bro
and
Then titles starts with I to P ignore articles so the menu is in there, but the favorite isn't
Nicholas Holt Nicholas. He's also in Superman
It's not an IP movie though menu is gonna be too high, but at some point you got to move on
This guy, he would not have made it on Chopped, that's all I'm going to say.
As soon as you open that basket, I mean, he's heading for the door.
Charlie's standing, okay, we could obviously put Monster here, because she won the damn
Oscar for it, and then you could put Mad Max right here.
We at least filled the grid.
I forgot about the damn green hornet, man.
I think it's so embarrassing.
We did so well on the Seth Rogen section.
But maybe it's not embarrassing, because that's fucking me,
bro.
That's who I am.
Fight for your right, revisited.
Kung Fu pandas, secrets of the scrolls.
adulthood? The battle in Seattle? This movie, I know this movie for some reason. It must
have come out when I was a teenager. Seth Rogen is in Donnie Darko. You're fucking real
for that. He plays one of the friends at the party. He is? Yeah, yeah, he's at the party.
He's one of the high schoolers at the party.
He's a bully.
Just likes to laugh, man.
Don't put that evil on my goat.
Peanut.
A noun meaning a low br...
I'm going, I'm locked in today.
I'm hitting you 15 out of 15.
Explanation.
A noun meaning the actor...
So far so good.
Condition.
A noun.
Gentle there condition culinary a adjective meaning a
Priority I mean this now meaning the quality
Procurement a noun meaning the act not even an issue for a beast like me plush a noun meaning a best on temple pilots on Tupelo
a noun me
Jeff Tweedy before he turned into Wilco Osprey a noun me some kind of bird a menagerie
A noun meaning a place where animals are menagerie.
Uwaga-Dugu.
Yep.
A geographical name meaning city.
Fuck!
I know it's the capital of Burkina Faso.
Did I really get a waga-dugu wrong?
Ends with an O.
Conjure.
A verb meaning heuristic.
Ooh, my favorite word!
Renal.
A adjective-
Oh my god, the 15 was built in today.
Bruculosis.
Mmm.
a noun meaning infection with or disease caused by brucelli
new latin refers to latin language used since the end of the medieval period in scholarly and scientific writings
brucolosis
a noun meaning infection with
okay fair enough
brucolosis
brucolosis
i mean i guess celosis makes a lot of sense now that i think about it
Ooh, ah, oh, ooh, ah, ga, do, go, I was way off, man.
Conjure at the same level as those two words.
See, this is, you're using heuristics there.
The heuristic is that you think Conjure is an easier word.
The reality of the situation is not everybody's played D&D as much as you, okay?
Conjure could be a perfectly tough word, bro.
A lot of people spell it as C-O-M-J-E-R, M-A-Nine-A-Five.
What the hell is this?
The dish is a unique low-fat cheese that develops a distinct grayish rind and a crumbly texture.
Okay. Black bread.
Enjoyed with black bread. Makes me think that this could be
Central or Eastern Europe. Let me get you something crazy. Let's go check you.
Oh, borders into the Southwest. Austria?
Pyrolean grey cheese.
I mean, you'd probably, I'm imagining you don't eat that much of the rind. I'd give it a try at least.
Crab meat mayonnaise.
lemon juice breadcrumbs mustard cayenne paprika salt black pepper parsley crab
meat in its own shell looking very I want to say very French which is from the
country known as France north of France the United Kingdom correct dressed crab
yes I would eat it. Wheat flour, sugar, mung beans, white sesame seeds.
China? Cool!
Red bean paste is often Korea. It's a damn Canadian dime, bro. Canadians love
to take food pictures in Japan. The Tamban Biscuit, you're Hong Kong. No, you're Singapore.
Borders, you're Malaysia. We take those. Tamban Biscuit, yum it up, bro. Canadian dime for
scale. That is a Canadian dime. Yeah, you don't see it that much these days, man. Give
Give me the plate off.
Who got you that biscuit, my girl?
I was talking about it again with the discord yesterday.
I talked a lot to the discord because I had important but not cool emails to send, so
I was procrastinating.
Really should have ever said, by the way, when you need to send an important email or
do some work that you don't want to do at all, all of a sudden your house starts to
look real disorganized.
A room that was previously completely acceptable to you,
that you were content to exist within.
All of a sudden you're like, damn, it's kind of messy in here.
Maybe instead of replying to that email,
I should just reorganize absolutely every storage
area in my fucking house.
Sorry, I couldn't reply to your email.
I was reorganizing the closet where I keep my gym clothes.
You know?
Anyway, they should do something to fix that.
But really, maybe I want your opinion on it.
I live in a part of the world that
has been captured by spring rolls.
And we have, like, I don't see egg rolls at all in my week
to week life.
I don't see egg rolls.
A great spring roll competes or even defeats a great egg roll.
But most of the places that I'm eating
are not serving great spring rolls or egg rolls.
And a shitty egg roll mogs a shitty spring roll, bro.
When you bite into the spring roll
and it's just like rice paper and oil,
oh, give me that crunchy egg roll, man, instead.
You've said this before?
I'm sure.
Isn't that what they say on Reddit all the time?
Every sentence ever said has been uttered before
because lots of people are talking all the time
and there aren't that many words.
I'm sorry, by the way, I refuse to,
I understand the math of it,
But I think you have to be a moron to believe that every time you shuffle a deck of cards,
you're likely getting a permutation that's never been seen before.
I'm sorry, there's only 52 cards, and lots of people have been using cards for like hundreds
of years.
There's no shot.
It just doesn't pass the smell test.
It doesn't pass the smell test, bro, I'm sorry to say.
Every single way that you have shuffled cards has been the same as somebody, maybe it was
like 200 years ago.
But I'm telling you, they've done it before, bro.
You are not having any unique experiences in 2026, okay?
It's all been done before, like the Berenick and Lady said.
Prawn roll, please tell me this is like mozzarella cheese and not hard-boiled eggs.
Sweet pickled beets, mashed potatoes, butter, and bacon.
I mean, bro, it's mashed potatoes, butter, and bacon.
I know the average person is going to be like, ooh, yuck.
No, no, there's an anti-bacon bias, bro.
People forgot bacon tastes good, because it became so
like the narwhal, the bacon's at midnight.
Shrimp sandwich, I gotta go with it.
That's really tough, though.
Cactus fries.
Breasts, Nepalese?
I mean, cactuses are really good.
What is, what is this?
Fermented fish or shrimp?
I mean, it looks really good,
but I would take the cactus fries to be honest with you.
Okay.
You absolutely, this is basically what Cabe and I ate
for dinner last night.
So I got to represent the vampiro,
tequila, citrus juice, tomato juice or sangrita
and a splash of soda versus pot of meat,
vegetables and seasonings.
I really thought that tomato juice would turn people off.
Absolutely, we take this.
It looks like some of the best food we've ever seen in this
game. Chaku versus beef Wellington, beef Wellington,
high key, one of the like absolute premier foods on the
planet, obviously.
Osam bulgogi versus here's to be some kind of steamed bun looks good man coconut
cardamom but I mean come on what's what's the osam squid and pork belly
bro we oh my god cold cannon versus pimentod the beef I mean I would eat
some cold can and don't get me wrong creamy mashed potatoes with cabbage
flavored with buttermilk and scallions. I got to represent. No! No! Well now I don't care. I'm just
going to vote for whatever looks tastiest and put no thought into it whatsoever. Always go meet.
I mean, I guess it's true, man.
There's some truth, it is a heuristic,
but there's some truth to that.
She just smiled and gave me a Vegemite sandwich.
She said, you come, I choose whatever looks the most
like Popeyes.
I don't even want to have this conversation
because first off, Prezzo, I respect you.
Secondly, I think you might be right.
But thirdly, I had Popeyes once in my life
and it was like exactly as good as KFC.
And every time I say it, people are like, well, that's your problem.
Eating at a chain restaurant in a part of America where the chain didn't originate.
And I'm like, do you know what a chain restaurant is, bro?
The Popeyes in Renton, Washington should be almost as good as one of the first ones in Louisiana.
It just wasn't that good, man.
No, the Renton Popeyes is so bad.
People do keep telling me that.
I mean, I wouldn't turn down a second crack at the Popeyes.
Don't get me wrong.
On these, and the chili fries don't look that bad.
I could be persuaded to go full hog burger, though.
It's jerk chicken and rice.
Something about that.
I just, why the hell the pie got a nipple piercing, man?
Looks okay, don't get me wrong.
Chicken tikka wrap, little dry,
but I mean you are at a stadium in England,
so what'd you expect?
We go meet.
Spicy chicken wings with chips and curry sauce
versus hog wild barbecue pulled pork,
mac and cheese, bacon, bits, fried onions,
sour cream and barbecue sauce.
Yeah, yeah, I'm thinking that's going to win.
Hot dog that looks pretty bad versus pig skin and salsa for two pounds.
I feel so this is more, I believe that this tastes better, but it is also more
offensive because it's further from the light of God's good grace.
I still take it.
It's double cheeseburger over dick pic hot dog.
I mean, 9% is crazy.
The cheesy 1.5 pound soft pretzel baked with back thin crab dip and
melted cheese versus Hunter's chicken.
I mean, the pretzel looks pretty fucking good.
The chicken, I mean, apart from the Kraft single melted
on the one piece, I think it looks pretty good.
Chili beef loaded fries.
Can I say something?
You haven't done the picture any justice with the lighting
here.
I think that pizza might actually look pretty good,
but it's hard to tell because you've taken it
fucking weird kaleidoscope, bro. It makes the pizza look bad because the lighting's all fucked up.
If you get the lighting just right, the pizza might even have abs. Chili beef loaded fries.
It's just, it's a little too sloppy for me if I may. I'm going the pizza now.
Fair enough. Hot honey chicken and chip with the damn, I don't even know what this is, man.
It's kind of it's multicolored sesame seeds kind of like a British Fura Kake
Versus cheesy chips
I'll take the cheesy chip. Oh my god, 76%
Chicken and halloumi gyros without a doubt over the sausage roll
It's tough I think you go loaded fries on this one loaded fries are hard to beat
Halloumi is one of the best foods man
No doubt about it. Yeah, W Finland
W Finland for inventing halloumi because it sounds like a city in Finland even though I'm pretty sure halloumi is from like Greece
You just passed on slop fries. I'll do you one better. I don't think I've had a slop fried dish probably in like 15 years
poutine included
Poutine you can you can usually somebody will succumb to the temptation and then you can steal a fork full or two, but apart from that
None man, I feel like it's like one of the most overrated foods because the the ingredients just don't they don't come into a melange together
It's all for me, bro if you get the Costco poutine you're not eating at all
It's not forget the calories even though there's like 1800. It's literally like I
I think that it might be two pounds of food like you're not I don't believe
that you're finishing that unless you're like badlands chugs or something two
dudes named fish and cocks were trying to make a first aid product when they
invented what a literative whammo brand
I have absolutely no idea.
Good for making fake boogers and detecting tripwires.
Silly string?
Soldiers in the Iraq war use more than 80,000 cans of silly string?
I have no idea, man.
Is silly string good for making fake boogers?
If you remember Chris Sarandon's face, it's probably as Prince Humperdink.
If you remember his voice, it's probably from what 1993 film?
Beauty and the Beast?
Oh, director Harry Sellick's follow-up to what classic stop-motion musical?
The Nightmare Before Christmas.
Easy.
Who was the last U.S. president to sign a law admitting new states to the union?
McKinley, Hawaii. Eisenhower, Hawaii. I was off by like 70 years.
I did know Dwight Eisenhower, famous for two things, the interstate and also serving, you know what, in that picture where his legs are crossed.
legs are crossed. I'm sorry if the dude who was in charge of the entire Pacific
theater for the US military and World War II can cross his legs, I can cross my
legs too and it doesn't mean that I have a small cock. I could have a perfectly
average cock and still cross my legs. Could you could you be fucking hung and
cross your legs? I wouldn't know bro but you can have a completely average penis
and cross your legs.
Yes, you can.
I'll take your word for it.
In 1948, the semi-autobiographical Other Voices, Other Rooms became the first novel by what
dude?
Wait, that was like 80 years ago.
Ernest Hemingway?
Paulie Goh Lidley is from Truman Capote.
Okay, we know this.
In a base three counting system, what base 10 number is written as 1111?
I have no idea.
I remember I went to like in the seventh grade, I went to a math Olympiad and they started
one of the final questions was like, imagine we had metric time.
So like 10 seconds was a minute and 10 minutes was an hour and 10 hours was a day.
Like how many days would this many seconds be?
And I just I puzzled it out for like 40 minutes and was like, I can't fuck ever wrap my head
around this. What base 10 number is written as 1, 1, 1, 1?
Hear me out here? 11 times 11 times 11. In 2022, for the first time,
London Heathrow Airport recorded a temperature above what big round Celsius number?
So what would be insanely hot in England? 40 would be really hot. I feel like 30, 30 is really hot.
Especially for England. I'm gonna go 30. No, it's 40, bro. Okay, 40 is, 30 is just the tube. Yeah,
on the fucking what's the line where you feel like you're in a Batman movie 30 is
every day I'm sorry there's no shot that 30 is nothing in the UK because every
summer we get fucking news reports that are like people in the UK are dying due
to the heatwave and then it's like 31 degrees Celsius there's absolutely no
at 30 is hot as fuck, bro. There's no shot you're getting 30 like on an average day in the summer.
UK moment. You know what? We don't fucking need to debate this with like words. Let's just get facts
and logics out here. London, Wikipedia. And then I scroll down to climates, or I control fclimate
because apparently there's like a lot of history here. Climate data for Greenwich Park. Record high
Okay, well, listen, daily mean temperature in August, 18.7 degrees Celsius, you're telling
me 30 is average.
Now they have, I'll give you this in August, they do have a record high of 37.5.
Even the mean daily maximum in August, 23.3, bro, that's not right.
First one, the Metropolitan Office, the Meteorological Office of the United Kingdom, the United Kingdom's
National Weather and Climate Service.
That's big blue holes against the United Kingdom's National Weather Service.
You gotta do July?
Okay, July 23.8.
That's the mean daily maximum.
The record high is 35.3.
So don't fucking lie to me and say 30 Celsius is average.
Now if you were going to say 30 pounds is average for a meal in London, I would be like
yeah, if you're at McDonald's, but 30 degrees Celsius, nah, I don't think so, buddy.
I don't think so.
I live here, bro.
Bro, so does the UK metropolitan office, man!
They're actually taking data.
They're just going, it seems hot today.
Like you know what you literally, first off, your name is Big Blue Holes.
Secondly, you are saying, you're the first thing when you disagree with them is finding
reasons their data is wrong.
You didn't even look at why your own data is wrong.
Your fucking data to you is your memory of the hottest day that you've ever existed there
in your entire life.
They should be poking with let's get the meteorological office in here and have them poke some holes in your fucking data, bro
30 degrees is average
Hmm
Is anyone here live in hell?
Americans be quiet. Does anyone here live in hell so they can temperature mug?
We I know I know there's Norwegians here that are going to be like minus 10 is not cold
We literally cross-country ski in Bikinis when it's minus 30.
But does anybody here live in a place where it's routine?
Like, does anybody here live in Qatar or somewhere in the Persian Gulf
where it gets to like 50 degrees Celsius?
I need you to chime in here.
You know what? UK weatherheads?
Why don't you search the marketplace?
They added you as a Mac 10 in Counter Strike 2.
Search Mac 10 Pipe Down.
I mean Mac 10 Pipsqueak and then search Mac Mac 10 pipe down, which is what you should do
Let the Met Office talk, bro
UK just has a different heat we do things a little bit differently here
We feel the heat a little bit differently and food is very important and I know what you're saying
We do things a little bit differently in the UK
Mealtime is sacred and we care about our families.
And you haven't you haven't experienced heat until you've experienced heat in the Midlands.
Holy. Sort these video games by the release date of their first game starting with the latest.
Okay. Starting with the latest. The latest game here is Plants vs. Zombies. It's from like the
the mid to late 2000s.
First Metal Gear Solid is from like 1997.
The first Metal Gear is from the 80s.
First God of War is after that.
Ratchet and Clank was from like the early 2000s.
It was a, I think it was,
wasn't it this company's game before this game?
I feel like Ratchet and Clank was 03.
God of War, I wanna say,
I gotta think about it. Resident Evil is early. First Resident Evil I'm gonna say is 95.
I'm gonna say Metal Gear Solid is right in there. Counter Strike comes out a year later.
No, probably two years later because Half-Life's 98.
And then this is the one that's fucking with me. I'm gonna say it goes God of War then Ratchet and Clank, then Plants vs Zombies.
Oh! Sassy motherfucker!
So close. 2002 and 2005.
For some reason in my head I had God of War 2 coming out in 2004
There was an NES metal gear now
We've covered this in the syllabus
one of the first things we said was
Metal gear solid came out in like the mid to late 1990s, but the first metal gear came out in the 80s
But that's not metal gear solid. It's two different things
Like plants came out. I don't even know long time ago probably like hundred million plus years ago if I had to guess
but they weren't like pitted against zombies until May 5th 2009 you know the
context matters
fuck you I don't know maybe 250 million years ago I don't know it is crazy
that dinosaurs are older than flowers though flowers seem like the oldest
thing that there could fucking be bro but not I mean plants must have been
tweaking when flowers got invented they were like oh shit I thought we fucking
had everything now look at this look at this we just we've been doing it
different you know there were probably some plants that were like it's a fad I'm
never gonna evolve a fucking stamen bro they're gonna try it out they might
generate like a new clade or something like that but not on now I'm gonna stay
over here, I'm in my live reward era, I'm going to fix some nitrogen, be unbothered,
mind my own business and not worry about the day to day turbulence in the trends.
Well, you should have invested back then, bro. That would flowers, petals,
stamens, that was a damn game changer. Don't even get me started on pollen, bro.
More recent housing builds. I have absolutely no idea what data I would use to back this up.
I'm going to say it's Connecticut source. Absolutely nothing more expensive rent.
Let me go with Orlando. Higher percentage of people with a business degree.
Southwestern Ontario or southern southeastern Vancouver Island.
The business degree.
Okay, so what are the primary industries in Victoria?
Government, for sure, because that's where the province's capital is.
Tourism, fishing, farming, primary industries here, running your dad's concrete company,
so I'm going to say it's probably, no, my bad, y'all, my bad.
Higher percentage of workers employed in healthcare.
Give me Durham city because I think that they have unc University there and a higher mean daily temperature in the fall
This strikes me as like a
possible
Macguffin
Cuz I don't know if it's latitude based or is based on like the
the water like the the morphology of the
land and the its position in the bay but doesn't San Francisco like gets hotter
in October than it does in August or something like that so what's more like
San Francisco Italy or the Philippines I just have to imagine the Philippines is
hotter all the time. That makes more sense. Yeah, if I like 20, 20 degrees or so, we get there.
What is a population weighted temperature? I got to ask Nellie about that one, to be honest.
It's got nothing on London night. Should I watch the long good Friday tomorrow?
I'm really missing, I got a big hole, a big Bob Hoskins shaped hole in my film
understanding. I've really only seen Roger Rabbit and Super Mario Brothers.
Watching Nirvana the band to show the movie. I will as soon as it comes to like
CBC Gem or whatever. It'll be, it'll, as soon as I see it, it'll be top of the
list.
That's all you need, listen to Exile in Guyville, let's just sing the whole thing bar for bar
right now.
I bet you've long since passed, understand, wait I think I skipped the verse too.
You fall in bed too easily with the beautiful girls who are shy and brave and you sell yourself
as a man with savings and all them. Yeah, we could fucking do that. And then track two,
help me marry track three. Can I get some help on track three on exile, the exile in Guyville?
Track four is never said for sure. Glory shining some glory on me. That's another good one, man.
What is she saying that one? He's got a really big car. Something that goes way up. Never
said it's five. Damn, I'm kind of washed. When I listen to it in the car, I'm always
worried I'm going to get pulled over because the cover has a nipple on it. Can't be doing
that stuff, Ankh. Anyway. How is NL both good and horrible at singing? We've come a long
way, bro, that they're giving me at least that kind of glaze. 21st century, 21st century
American business people from San Francisco and Washington who went down with the ship.
So this is the fellow who went down with the Titan submersible, Mr. Titan submersible.
I could have remembered that because Stockton Rush is a very, very singular name.
That's how I want to go, man.
2013 video games that are Balleroy Alves that are developed in Sweden.
Geographer.
It's Geogasser, bro.
1981 singles from David Bowie and Joss Stone and Queen.
And the used dance rock songs, My Chemical Romance, Sean Mendez, originally by Queen.
collaborations. Okay, so this is under pressure. Thankfully we saw collaborations in there.
I did Jostone and the used do like an under pressure cover.
The used and my chemical romance. Okay. I haven't thought about Jostone in a long time.
12th century births. People murdered in England. Deaths by stabbing in England.
I can get this. You got to get...
It's a Roman Catholic martyr killed in 1170.
I'm just going to say St. George. Thomas Beck. I kind of knew this. I fucking kind of knew this one.
He was in English. St. George. I just really thought if I put St. there's a chance there
to be honest with you. He is the saint of grading cards. That's him pointing the finger in that
stained glass. He's telling you, don't get your hopes up about that Ken Griffey Junior rookie
card. They actually printed like a hundred times more than they said they did, so it's not worth
as much as you would think. 20th century American male actors born in 1964. They've won, they've
They've been in video games, they've won a Best Actor Award and Best Drama Actor from
the Coppola family.
Bro, that's Nicholas Cage.
You see how I held the H out of his name because I'm a knower?
Coppola family saved me on that one.
1980s horror novels that were adapted into films from Stephen King about infidelity and dogs.
It's cool, Joe, bro.
My discord was telling me yesterday that Stephen King has one well-written book and it's his book
about how to write. Is that true? I know there's Stephen King's probably got some shooters in
in this chat. I don't really know anything about him, Dutts, but they were saying 100%
Stephen King's best book is his book on how to write a novel, which is fucking cool, man.
He doesn't know how to end a story. Have you read Dreamcatcher? What is Dutts? It sounds
King heads like me say dead ass
Dream I'm gonna spoil the movie and the book dreamcatcher for you because you should not read or what I mean
I don't know if you should read it, but you definitely should not watch dreamcatcher
Dreamcatcher is a movie where a bunch of guys go outs
It's a story I should say where a bunch of guys go out on a trip to a cabin in the wilderness
And one of them shits out an alien that starts like terrorizing. It's basically like he shits out the thing
it starts like copying their personalities and turning them against each other and you lose all trust in who your friends actually are and
Stuff like that and then the American military comes in and it's like we got to stop these aliens
So they like nuke Alaska or something like that only none of that shit actually happened
It was all in the imagination of one of the friends whose name done
It's who's just an interesting little fellow whose mind was running wild. So after like, you know an hour and
50 minutes you're like what the fuck?
Freaky-ass friend imagine I shout out an alien
No, man
I'm on a stationary bike right now any words about affirmation. Yeah, I mean it's gonna be like I mean
It's going to be noon at some point anyway.
You might as well have gotten your workout in.
It popped terminology from ICP.
I'm going to say you're speaking about Juggalo culture here.
1947 establishments in Korea, Chaebol, so it's a company.
It's a conglomerate, and they make phones.
I'm going to assume that you are Samsung, then.
I mean, if I'm being honest, it was one of the two.
How would I have teased this apart?
I have no idea.
I don't know how, based on this,
I don't know how I would have teased it apart,
probably from pump manufacturers.
Oh, man.
In Germany, the movie's just called Dutteds?
Damn, that's a hell of a spoiler, bro.
1990s supernatural horror films. This definitely feels to me like it would be the Blair Witch
Project. A lot of context on that one.
1929 comics debuts. It's got to be 10-10, right? I don't know anything else about Belgian
comics. Don't settle for being right here. That feels okay. Not bad today. How does Tintin
come up so frequently? I know. I don't know shit about it. Where's all the questions about zits,
bro you know that that comic about being a teenager where like your parents just don't
understand or whatever true where where's all the zits content man i tell you this might surprise
you only comic i was not fucking with in the funding section as a kid dunesbury i didn't know
what the fuck was going on in dunesbury man i should revisit dunesbury maybe there's some
astute political commentary in there that would resonate more with my adult mind but like age
2011 I was like what the where's the joke bro nobody even goes act or nothing
Dilbert listen, I'm separating the art from the artist on Dilbert a little bit
not a big fan of the
No as if you weren't there I understand but Dilbert was a fucking cultural wave in like
1998 to 2000
Everybody had everybody's dad had a Dilbert mug. Everybody's dad had a Dilbert calendar
Even like Dilbert and office space were were completely aligned and they were pushing the culture in the same direction
Everybody had the Dilbert tattoo everybody had the damn book of Dilbert and shit like that man. I
I was a little kid and I had like 10 Dilbert books. I had a lot of friends with Dilbert books for sure, man.
What's crazy is that I'm pretty sure that like even the bosses who were kind of like the boss with the pointy hair were probably like, I love Dilbert.
Bro, you fucking are the boss with the pointy hair. I'm Dilbert.
dumbass. I'm Dilbert. I'm the only guy around here with his head screwed on straight who
understands the hypocrisy of the corporate structure. You're the boss with the pointy
hair.
Now, I don't really know what was going on with like cat bird and dog bird and stuff
like that. There's just how many mugs you got, man. You got one for your cat and your
dog too.
I understand by the way that that like late 90s culture does not play well in the sense
that like every single glazed movie from 1999 is about like a 35 year old guy who's like
my stable job is killing me. But that's where we were at, okay? How would they, if they
could have made some 2020 style movies in 1999, people would have gone to the theater
and been like, what the fuck is this? This doesn't make any sense. If they had known
that cubicles were like as good as it gets, they wouldn't have been like, oh, I hate my
cubicle. It would have been like at least I've got a little bit of privacy here.
I think you're at 64 degree angle. I think you're at 62 degree angle. I think you're at 60 degree
angle. They stand in 61 instead of 62. They knew, bro, they knew. I should have said any last words.
Yes, bro!
When you're singing six foot one with someone and they make the unbearable decision to add the
out there after the it's cold but they do it in the first verse bro you just skip the whole
you skip the whole verse you skip the whole verse like when you're singing undone the
sweater song and rock band with your friend and in the first fucking chorus they go lying on the
floor lying on the floor you're rushing ahead bro and by rushing ahead you're depriving us of the
build up. By skipping ahead to the part where they do a riff on it, you're skipping the build.
You can't have the drop without the build.
People don't care about the build anymore. So true. They're probably literally just
YouTubeing best parts of best songs. That's something that I believe people are doing for sure.
YouTube.com, compilation of the best parts of every good song. From 1961 to 1970.
I was there you know what's cool about movies I'm not saying there's no merit in watching
a movie more than once obviously you miss stuff and also you appreciate a film differently
on the second watch when you already know what happens and you can watch how the pieces
are like coming into play to make that stuff happen, or you can pay more attention to stuff
beyond just trying to follow the plot and where things might go.
Hey, open presence, thanks for the gift and subscriptions.
Thank you.
Thank you.
But it's crazy with movies.
You can like watch a movie and then review it and have some pretty good thoughts on it.
Like I would take your opinion seriously if you locked in, watched the movie, didn't look
at your phone and then told me how you felt about it, even if it disagreed or if you disagreed
with me I should say. But I really don't want to hear about your thoughts on like an album
that you've only listened to once. I don't give a fuck, bro. Like if you haven't listened
to Spiderland like 25 times, I don't really give a fuck. I don't want to know your first
impressions of Nosferatu, man. They're probably like, what is this Reggie? So you know, it's
a lot harder to kind of like come to an intellectual opinion of how you feel about music because
it takes so long to actually, you know, like, come to terms with how you feel about it.
You can't just listen.
Because, you know, people will do, you can tell when you're on rate your music and you're
like someone's just listening to like one new album a day to go through the classics
so that they can, you know, buff up their library.
Every single time, oh really, so track one or the single is the best track on every album
you've ever heard.
The song that you got the album for is the best song on every album that you've ever
listened to.
Okay, sure, all right.
Now that being said, is Sir Duke the best song on songs in the key of life?
Well, that depends.
Isn't she lovely?
It's pretty hard after you've had a daughter.
I could have done without the six minute fade out of just like a kid crying or like taking
their bath or whatever but like it is a beautiful song. I had a feeling we were
getting dumped there.
This is a legendary song don't get me wrong.
What about pastime paradise?
Is that the Wild Wild West song?
That's another one.
Wild Wild West is probably the best song in the Wild Wild West soundtrack.
Oh, it is Gangster's Paradise, that's right.
really think so? Well, I mean, it does have bilimos on it as well, but I have to say Wild
Wild West for me does clear bilimos. Thong song, classic mistake, Thong song not on the
Wild Wild West soundtrack. That's on Cisco's solo album, Enter the Dragon. What the fuck?
Top 4%?
I was cooking today. Maybe the trick with golf is never focused, bro.
new york golf club in tgl should probably take that advice they got their fucking shit rocked
by boston commons last night you see that guys by the way watching uh... tgl i now understand
what you guys are saying when you say that golf is kind of an evil coded sport everybody
in the audience looks evil except for the children and even then it's like fifty fifty
i do i do think it's kind of a cool sport to watch because it's like bite sized golf
And there's some cool technology involved in stuff like that.
But every time they flash out to the famous people in the crowd,
I'm like, I mean, I got a couple of quarter zips,
but they're all wearing quarter zips.
They're all 51-year-old men wearing quarter zips
that are on testosterone replacement therapy,
every single one of them.
That's crazy.
Gorilla's face broke out from allergy bananas in fact
Try to tell you quarter zips were evil
Yeah, but D. El Guiga told me the Navy quarter zip was a good fit and it was but now I mean as you can see
I'm rocking the candy cane Fred Perry instead, which
Summer's coming up soon you can bust out the
colorful standard t-shirts again. Gorilla's face broke out from allergy, broke out from allergy,
broke out. What is a gorilla's face? A gorilla's face, a face is at the top of your body. So you
You take the G out of allergy and it becomes allery and then obviously it becomes really
what the fuck I don't get it.
I don't get it at all.
Let's see if we can now get it.
So the definition is in fact.
So we broke out this, and then we had the letters, a Larry.
Gorilla's face broke out.
So the Gorilla's face is G.
Broke out from is the indicator.
And then bananas.
Bananas is a scramble.
How does that make any sense?
Bananas is a scramble hint?
Eggs I could get.
Because if they, I get bananas relates to gorilla,
but if they put eggs in fact, I would be like,
oh, eggs are a common allergen and they can be scrambled.
Oh fuck, he got it in one.
You can feel it all over.
I might be the goat, man.
Very specific kind of crazy that I can vibe with.
Can you toss in a few more, you got this, and keep going at random for when I'm working
out while listening?
One second, can we, librarian, do you have the Get Him Band clip?
I think this is the best clip that's ever come out as a result of the Peloton.
Viral Get Him Band Peloton instructor Kendall Tool talks movies with GQ.
I don't want that.
I just want this one that says Get Him Band.
I ain't the one, baby.
discord if you're watching. Does anyone have get them banned? Get them banned. Get them
banned. Can we get them banned? Five results. Can I get more results? We don't do that here.
I did reply and say Kendall when someone has Biden 2020 in their tags. I don't mean to
put that evil on her. I just thought it was a great joke. Whereas I'm scrolling up. Wait,
is such a good clip. I think they deleted it man. Did they really delete the Get Him
Banned clip? Get Him Banned is lost media? VIP Daniel, thank you. Yeah, there is some
music so just pretend you do not hear it get them banned get them banned we don't
do that here oh yeah I'm pissed oh sure find out who that is get them banned it's
not I did send it to Dan and I said if you have anything on your soundboard you
have to put this on your soundboard it's so it's so perfect for a streamer man
I ain't the one I ain't the one, baby
Is this from the palathon yeah, I didn't see it like firsthand, but that is indeed that's from a palathon class I
Ain't the one no
Shit
is the rainbow six kid calling his mama be lost media so you know that it's not
but you also know that describing it like that is a great way for me to play
it you said you get me a chocolate milk and you didn't
Xbox live yeah okay 20 years ago 20 years ago I'm getting talked to in my
I'm sure we could watch this for a minute.
I'm gonna fucking mess you up or I'm gonna really start to mess you up.
Something to that effect, yeah.
You're always doing that, all the time!
You never let me play!
You always get off, get off, get off, get off,
come on, get off, come on, get off, come on, get off.
Turn it down.
You never let me have it up loud.
This weekend, you know, like,
you know, it's not,
during the weekend, you're gonna have as much as you want.
So we take that out,
so I get it up, and I got it out.
Everyone's gonna have it.
Everyone's gonna have it.
Everyone's gonna have it.
It's still.
Why? Why?
Five, four, three, two, one.
Why? Okay!
Why?
Why?
Why do I have to do that?
Why do I have to do that?
Why do I have to do that?
I really much much like the island boys video
The scoped in night vision of his character model talking to his mom like that is I mean
It's some of the best media that's ever come to exist in my lifetime. I think
Like
No, no, no, no.
I'm going to kill you.
I'm going to kill you.
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
OK.
That's true in parenting, too.
You can diffuse any situation by just counting down from five.
Oh, man.
This clip is probably older than me.
Kate, don't count down in chat.
You're going to think it has a different vibe these days.
as a different vibe these days. I'm protecting you from yourself. As a VTuber, you can never
count down from five on stream, okay? I'm saying that to protect you.
Anyway, that was a great video.
I haven't done the critically yet today. Give me a second here.
I think this movie really contributed to my generalized anxiety disorder when I watched
it at age 11.
That literally could be anything with how weak people are these days.
Man, you just know the filmmakers are glad they didn't release this a year later.
Okay, so this is some shit that came out in the year 2000, I think.
That's my guess.
You don't need to Google an explanation after you watched it version of Donnie Darko.
Oh, to be a 2000s horror movie character, unapologetically dumb driving to nine-inch nails, rocking low-rise
jeans, bangs, lip gloss, always applied some housing.
I have no idea still.
Served for trying to go to France
Hostel
The whole movie wait, I'm next. Oh, no, you're next hang on. I'm actually next wait I switch seats you're next that much me
Oh, it's final destination, bro
That makes way more sense
There's a hostel in Serbia? I don't know. I don't watch Eli Roth movies.
Fair enough. I understand the year later comment. Yeah.
Honestly, my brain should have gone there. Anxiety at 11 is fair with this. I don't know
disrespect to Sophie. I don't think so. Pretty much everybody has a movie they saw like before.
I mean, 11 is not a fucked up age to watch Final Destination.
That seems like a pretty normal age to see that movie to me.
If it mugs you at age 11, like, I don't know, something was going to do it eventually.
No big loss, to be honest.
I mean, there's some fucked up imagery that happens in the movie, but like,
I'm a firm believer that by age 11, you should have seen one movie that scars you kind of for life.
I don't think, probably by age 7 is way too early, but by age 11,
You should be sneaking a movie, well this is never going to happen anymore because we have no physical media, but you should be
like watching a, sneaking a movie out of your parents DVD library and then watching it and and that's like a formative experience.
What about for your daughter? When my kid is 11, I hope she goes behind my back and watches like an R rated movie that kind of scars her for life.
Absolutely. That's what it means to be fucking alive.
My brother showed me a Serbian film when I was 11.
See, that's too far. That's way too far. Your brother was
malevolent towards you. They performed a malevolent act.
But like an R-rated horror or like a movie with simulated violence or something like that? Absolutely.
I had a friend
who was not allowed to watch PG-13 movies until she was 13.
And she suffered catastrophic frame-mogging aura loss from that even as a jester maxer like myself
I knew that she was suffering aura loss even before we had a term for it
What was it for you
Well, I mean, this isn't even like the same shit because I don't think my mom fucked this one up, but like
It's the Super Mario Brothers movie, man.
They fucking de-evolved Toad from like a guy into a little goomba with no interiority.
They took him from like a guy that was making art and turned him into like a little dude
in a...
A fucking fire fit, if I may say so.
Like that maroon trench coat is kind of gas, but he goes from a guy...
He's got some problems.
He's struggling a little bit.
he goes to this.
Type of beast that if someone starts pushing him
in an elevator, he starts rocking in rhythm, though.
I don't like it, man.
I don't like the depersonalization that happened.
Oh, we gotta do cuddle.
Yeah, they basically lobotomize them,
and that's a kid's movie, bro.
Independence they kind of fucked me up to.
And Starship Troopers.
Starship Troopers when the aliens
with the sharp wings, start coming in and cutting out the soldier's head and stuff like that.
54, 46, motherfucker.
And send angle to cut from if you cut on an angle that's like close to bilaterally symmetrical
You're literally a pussy as far as I'm concerned. I want psycho cuts across the median
I don't want to see any cuts that are like, oh if this was a ladybug
This is where I would bisect it literally fuck you bro
You're a pussy for using strategy. Yeah, bro fucking send it by feel
So reach out your fingers and try to grasp the fucking thermometer.
It might be the closest any of us ever gets to heaven, much less wisdom.
I don't care it's wrong, it's not wrong if you are aiming to get 54-46.
Anyway that's the bells.
We're going to come back and play a little horsey game.
I'll be right back
you
you
you
you
Yet I am so sorry to tell you this, but you can't claim to have PTSD for watching Pulp
fiction when you're 12. 12 is, I mean, it's probably a little too early to watch the movie,
but consider, I mean, maybe not though, because you might be 19. So maybe that
shit is like top of mind now that I think about it. But like, that's really,
oh, the scene with Zed though. Yeah, I mean, obviously there's some fucked up stuff
in Pulp Fiction, bro. But like, at the same time, I mean,
you can't be traumatized, you can't be traumatized by seeing an R rated movie when you're 12.
I'm sorry, 11, 11 I kind of understand.
But you had 8% of your life from 11 to 12.
I've seen worse at 10. They're literally mugging you yet. I'm concerned because I lived a little
sheltered film life for a while. But at the same time, I do worry that sometimes
Sometimes your parents complete inability to expose you to media that might make you
a little bit upset is why apparently there's discourse about whether any movie that has
a depiction of sexual intercourse is pornographic.
You're supposed to be watching shit like the way that in my opinion the natural way that
this is supposed to work is every household is supposed to have one television and then
Then you go to the video store with your parents on Friday and you rent three movies and you
rent some shit that has like a talking animal in it or something like that and then your
mom rents maybe like a PG comedy romance type movie and then your dad rents the worst action
movie ever made that has like Charles Bronson age 91 on the cover holding a gun or something
like that.
And then over the course of the weekend you watch all three movies together and you watch
the Talking Animal movie and you go, that's the most recent movie I've ever seen.
And Air Go, it's the best movie I've ever seen.
That's my new favorite movie.
And then you watch the movie Your Mom Rented and maybe Hugh Grant and Sandra Bullock have
like a simulated bedroom scene or something like that.
You're supposed to have that little friction of being like, ooh, that's gross.
But then you fucking get used to it, and by the time you're 20, you're not saying annoying
shit like Anora's a porn.
And then whatever your dad rented, I mean people's heads should just be exploded all
the time, getting their fingers chopped off by like cigar cutters and stuff like that.
That's just how dads are.
I watched White Chicks from my mom's DVD collection and now I'm transgender.
That's actually awesome.
I don't think there's like a causal relationship there.
I just think that's like two cool things
that happen to be in the same sentence.
Good for you and good for her.
She owned White Chicks on DVD.
She actually bought the film.
That's fair, once isn't enough.
Because back then, if you had one good clip in a movie
and you wanted to see it again,
you had to buy the DVD for like 35 bucks back in the day.
If you wanted to show your friends something,
you'd be like, hang on a second,
go to your alphabetized DVD collection,
grab white chicks, put it in the DVD player,
watch it spin up, it starts with like a little montage
of like six scenes from the movie,
then you finally get to the menu,
you go to chapter select,
then you go, I bet it's around here,
and then you watch for like two minutes,
and you go, nah, I think it's actually
like way past this, and then you're accidentally on the end.
Hey, can I say something?
Dads, I don't know if this happens anymore.
My dad was notorious for this.
Did everybody here grow up with a father?
Don't answer yet.
I know the answer is no for some people, and that sucks.
But just let me speak from my experience.
Did everyone here grow up with a father that would pop the DVD
in the DVD player, hit play, and then immediately fast forward
times 32, because he didn't want to watch like 30 seconds of credits and pre-roll.
So then you get like a slideshow of every scene from the movie up until like the third
act and then he goes back at speed 32 and then it takes you back to the absolute start
of the movie.
And then your mom is like, come on, honey,
can you just let the movie play?
I think you can go 8x, to be honest.
32 is way too much.
DVDs that went to the menu were goaded.
when you wake up at five in the morning.
Do do do do do do do do do do do.
Dun dun dun dun dun dun.
Yeah baby!
Dun dun dun dun dun.
Boop!
Dun dun dun dun dun.
You're in your friend's fucking house,
you have no idea where the remote is,
it's pitch black.
Dun dun dun dun dun dun.
Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo.
Just hours and hours of that man.
One time I had to sleep over at my friend's house. We fell asleep like in his dad's den with sports center on
That was how I found out probably like age 10 that from like midnight to 8 a.m.
Sports center is just the same hour of television repeated eight times
They don't do and they don't have any content into the stream at all
They just play the same episode of television eight times in a row, man
Anyway, sorry, I'm being lazy here.
Or see game.
It's loading, it's just synchronizing cloud first, they probably did in the Mako reactors
in Final Fantasy 7.
After they pulled, after he had Mako poisoning, you know, I never know if these are spoilers
because I don't know where they're at with the, with the remakes.
Like has Sephiroth stolen Genova's body yet?
Yes?
Have they introduced Remake 2 and ended with the Aerith scene?
They just finished disc one.
Wait, they haven't even finished disc one yet bro.
Wait did they have Temple of the Ancients in the remake?
Yes? Do they have to fight that fucking wall?
Yes?
Did Kate Sith return to Shinra HQ yet?
Please stop talking.
I'm sorry, the game came out like 29 years ago. I don't know what you want me to say.
By the way, it is loading, by the way.
by the way. So just don't don't be mad at me for stalling it says launching right now.
I literally just started it yesterday. I don't oh so you guys you haven't gotten to this too yet.
Oh shit so you don't know that much about that. Actually this too is cinema.
No spoilers. This too has some serious fucking heat going on, bro.
If I remember correctly, this too might have some big robots with swords type shit going down.
Golden Palace is peak.
Unless you're talking about a Chinese restaurant, it's called the Golden Saucer Bud.
Who did they go on a date with, man?
Who did they go on a date with in Golden Saucer?
That's not Golden Saucer.
I would fucking know it if I heard it.
Barrett, planets dying, Cloud, totally saying some shit like that.
Red 13, I wasn't fucking with red 13 that much to be honest with you, don't kill me.
And now it's just hooking into the game.
What was your party?
If you had to guess what my party was, Disc 1, a Final Fantasy 7, in 1997, what do you
think my party was for Disc 1?
Knowing that I'm a human fighter type guy.
Cloud Barrett Tifa.
You are so close, but it was Cloud Barrett, and as we call it back in the day, Eris.
Because you got your sword guy, you got your gun guy, and then you got your healer.
So if you thought you were disappointed at the end of this one, imagine how I felt, bro.
I was like, what the fuck?
You're insane?
I was like, what the- I can't even play the fucking game anymore, bro.
What about Yuffie?
I mean, unlike the average person, I guess I think stealing is kinda bad, especially when it's materia.
Guys, the game is not hooking in.
Wait, maybe I need to click on it.
Oh, there it is.
All right, y'all, we're back and we are playing...
Of course you can.
Red 13 Village music goes insane.
You're... that's bait.
That's bait because you know I love Cosmo Canyon's theme
and you know I hit it whenever I get a chance.
you know, I at the
La so on the ground, bro
The dance of the half
Play the race, bro. What'll it be? I guess a beer
fancy a flutter on the GGs I hear thunder grows fast I hear thunder maybe
that's a hot tip bro and then I did have an idea oh my god what the hell was I
doing man. That horse isn't hungry. I mean beer is basically just like liquid hay, right?
Oh yeah, so secretarians feeling kind of sleepy. Horse, have we tried you in a race
and found out that you sucked? I can't remember. I'm just going to call you Murray. You're going
to be Murray from now on. You were going to take the rabbits to the circus. Oh that's so real.
Thank you for the reminder.
And then tomorrow, like in-game tomorrow, secretariat, no, Lola Bunny is going to join
the Champions Club.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And the circus, of course, is to the northeast of the house.
I remember now.
Down this long and lonesome road.
That's the West, I bet y'all.
That being said, I do think this is right.
Sometimes you gotta know thine self.
And this time I knew how I was wrong.
I didn't know that I was wrong,
but I knew how I was wrong.
Okay, that's obviously not looking too good.
We need a heavier bunny, I think
No chance absolutely no chance
um
I do feel like a crocodile could like do all this stuff to be honest with you
You're sending them out to die nobody's dying bro
Ogre
They're just, they're getting kicked out of the circus.
Peng the Gallant.
Yenom Terseys.
Missed the bus.
Who looks good here?
Got one hell of an underbite there.
Nah, you ain't all that.
You're too old.
Warp one.
I just don't see it, man.
I just don't see any of these horses being like on my alley.
You can try them.
Wait.
I forgot, we've got gray olive.
Stop wasting my time.
You're literally a scammer, bro.
You're intriguing, but I think we take homegrown on that one.
You know what, ogre is a little interesting.
I'll take ogre for 250 bucks.
I was thinking, here's the thing, I don't want to get like a jackal and then bring it
back to my house because I think it might eat all of my way.
You look like a fucking stud, bro.
I think I might eat all of my horses.
But I don't know, a crocodile might be chill.
Where the hell am I now?
My theory is that bent backwards hard knees are the meta.
Or bent backwards knees are the hard meta.
bent back, because they'd be more stable if they were bent backwards.
I see what you're saying.
You got like bird legs. Guys, I'm lost.
If they fall, they fall forward.
Press M for map. Nice try, bud.
I believe you're close to the water.
Are you saying some shit like
Seasons will pass you by?
I'll just keep driving, I don't give a fuck.
This vampire survivors imagine a lesser death would have turned this into vampire survivors
for sure.
Bro where the fuck am I?
Colosseum! High school champion Perry Rinkles.
Ogre? This is like the end of Dune Part One, bro. Oh, shit, you're fucked!
Yeah, dude, I need this guy! I need this guy! He could win the strength challenge at the circus!
Hey, oh
Your way too top heavy bro, but I gotta give you a chance I guess you can't even walk
He's got good stopping power
Oh, I guess we've lost
Run out the clock.
Wait 30 seconds, that's the sort of thing that's tough for a streamer like me to do, to be honest with you.
I think it bugged because you didn't actually buy those horses.
Missed the bus? Wait, how did these horses end up in my fucking truck?
I only bought the one. I threw the rest off the side of the damn screen
This is a draw
I mean
You're out of here
Ogre you stay horse. You're done
warp one
I don't know. I probably got you by accident get out of here
pretty fucked up. You ever think about that? Would you like, have a fly in your house and you release it?
Like, it's probably gonna be a different world when it gets out there than the one that it abandoned, you know?
Or like, would you get a fly stuck in your car, and then you release it like after a long road trip or something like that?
Warp 1 was the horse you caught? Alright.
Whatever. He kind of sucked too.
They're not aware enough to know what's going on.
Well, yeah, I gathered that.
The hell is the CRISPR lab, bro?
Welcome to the CRISPR lab. The power's out again. Find a way to restore the power.
Can you take the DNA out of a horse?
This is factorial now, man.
follow the power lines. Jason, I gathered that. Might surprise you, but I gathered that
piece of information. You're welcome. Keep going, bro. Oh, I can't get through. There's
a fence with triangles on it.
Crisper's Flavor Tier List, when?
Do Americans have Crispers?
All content needs to be relatable for Americans or they start to cry.
I thought they were like a Canadian snack though.
Oh, holy shit.
We don't have them.
I like yellow and purple.
is salt and vinegar, and purple is all dressed.
Barbecue's alright, don't get me wrong.
And you know what, maybe it's time to revisit ranch, now that I'm a little older.
The power plant has malfunctioned, how am I going to get the turbine to spin?
Oh shit.
Don't worry, I buried all the plutonium.
Okay, the bunny's not good enough.
We'll be back.
We need to leave you with a stud.
If I could ever get back here.
I have no idea.
Well, I'm thinking the glue factory was close to something.
Put the fuckers on the wheel.
Bro, they're sleepy.
It won't run!
Glue is east of your house.
Glue is east of your house.
Damn, you guys might be right.
This guy looks like a stud.
See what's going on with him.
Oh, never mind, y'all.
It's too old and he's hungry.
He's not drinking my beer.
It was east of my house, so I should drive west, yes.
It's a long trip, though.
And we gotta get back to the glue factory first.
Chibli, this game is peak, man.
doubt. When Chibli, the game enjoyer, makes a recommendation, I sit my white ass down
in this and that's for sure. That's the glue factory, right? That's the power plant. It's
streamer slop. We don't need to get into the discussion, but low-key, Arc Raiders is streamer
slop to be honest here we go we made it this is actually like art like if you
loved Eric Romer's love in the afternoon you need to play trick shot
simulator stab bro just keep this two pony and rod at my house I suppose okay
we got it we got some shit to do tomorrow
So step one, we take a little sleep.
Without a doubt, we take Secretariat to the paddock.
Secretariat is going to run in- what you- they have a one- oh wait, I'm thinking of
Lola Bonny, my mistake, my mistake, take me out here.
Yeah, Secretariat is a winner and a loser. We need Lola Bunny.
That's Murray.
Lola Bunny. Lola Bunny has the ribbon. That's how we know.
You know what? We'll run Secretariat here anyway first. Just like a little...
...conciliation prize.
Secretariat would mog on the power plant.
4 on sumo you got a good point damn dithering Dell what the fuck dithering
Dell if you had a long tail you would be unstoppable okay secretary it kind of
crazy with the belt oh shit it's like trying to get started when you lost all
your momentum on a snowboard
He's cooked. He's cooked. Oh my god. It like the surge at the end is crazy. All right.
You know what? This will be an exciting race, they said. How much money do we have? Too
much money. Let me get 500 on inconspicuous to win. And then of these, bro, I think God
more of this placing. I don't think you're doing anything. I think Whiskey Tango
Foxtrot's showing. What is this? 20 to 1 odds for 10 grand? Send it. I'm just going
based on the morphology. So you're low to the ground and you've got some good
spring in your step. You had knees, you do not have knees. Air Go, I think Wind
Place show makes a lot of sense here. And so far so good, bro. So far so good.
Werehorse is a bit of a wild card. I don't know.
Not warehorses making big plays. My parley. They're not gonna fall over. They're just scraping it.
Oh wait, but they might know they activated a skill. Fall over! Fall over or start moving backwards by parley!
Fair enough.
Okay, now this is for all the marbles.
Lola Bunny in the Champions Club.
Oh shit.
And they're off.
This could be tight, bro.
No, no, you're too light.
You're gonna fall over.
Slow and steady wins the race.
Plus, Lola Bunny is kind of like Feast or Famine, and once they get Bunny Hopping, it's
over.
Yeah, yeah, look at this.
Holy shit.
Oh, you're done!
That bunny half-horse kinda OP.
$2,500 bucks in my pocket.
Congratulations, open your gift basket.
It's the legendary Silver Lasso.
Okay.
Big feet, you're right, maybe big feet's important.
I don't know.
Silver Lasso, I'm hoping is never ending.
Oh, it is never ending.
Okay, I think you're going to the power plants and you're going to Sumo next.
Wait, you can just go to the power plant.
Wait, no, we gotta keep you to do some freaking breeding, because you're a legend.
We needed one with big ears too.
There's gonna be a little inbreeding here, I apologize.
They want one that either came from Trojan Horse or Sixpence.
What are we looking for here?
I'm sizing up the two bunnies.
I mean, you just seem less stable, if I'm being honest.
You're stable as fuck.
When I drop you, you get like,
sorry, you can't really see.
When I drop you, look at how quickly they settle.
I mean, that's fucking stable.
And when I drop you,
yeah, you're a little top heavy.
So we're gonna need Trojan horse
and Lola bunny to make a new horse here.
This is also not big ears. This is kind of an abomination. What is this? I think
this one might be a damn damn mouse, bro. But who knows? Maybe this is like
look at the size of the feet on them. It might be might be good on the trampoline
to be honest and what's the rush bro everybody you know what take me to last
on my really quick what is all by a bunch of shovels drop a little hope my
bed. Back to our house. Drop off our hay. Back out here. I guess you don't have to dig
on grass. Just dig right here. Pick up a fossil. Who knows, man. What happens if you dig on
one of these spots. Oh shit! Now dig on this. Spider-Man 3 posting. The hell is that, bro?
Stilts? Stilts? Yeah, whiskey for my men, boots for my horses, exactly. I mean, I'm gonna
to be honest low that you freaking earned it they earned I don't care if we lose
them when we put them in the power plant they earned the boots now the
stilts I don't know I'm just gonna say it'll be funny
ogre how you doing by the way
ogre's got some damn speed if you'll allow me why power planter I guess we
should keep her as a breeder until she's ready to go to the power plant. You raise a good point.
Ogre's looking pretty good. I don't want them to get tired on a race. What should I do with them?
Ogre and Lola might be the play. That might be, you know what? You're absolutely right. That might
to be the fucking play taking me back to my house give the girl a break she is
tired sorry we got to spend a day here what the hell have I done um well I mean
also one second here I mean obviously like we're just we got an embarrassment
of riches bro
Sweetie's house, I forgot about you, it's so nice to see you.
Show me any trophies you win, bro!
Damn, she's got no idea!
Peter Horse the Plutonium? Oh my god you fucking geniuses.
The trophy shelf. What a lovely trophy. What a lovely trophy.
That's all you got?
I thought you were going to give me some hay or something.
She's tired, give her a beer.
She needs the vaccine for the horse flu, bro.
What's your deal, Matt?
The GMO horse.
Ogre apparently has been in a race.
You fucking talks? Wait a second, he's...
Being a horse is amazing.
Fuck it, bro. Let's...
I don't know what to do with you you we might as well take you to the race track
Let's see how he does first. I mean if this isn't a win we fucked up we fed him an entire plutonium rod
Huge
No, no, he's good. He's good. What a great race
He's still good. He's still good. And he's got a unique morphology that I think is going
to be valuable for us. He's still good. He's still good.
Okay. Take a rest.
Okay, I want to see mouse holy shit
You're too hungry to well then fucking eat some hay, bro
And you're fucking horrible
Stay very stable, you're not wrong, stop, stop, stop.
1243.
Stilts, there's no shot on Stilts, man. On Stilts, they're falling over.
The most important acts today.
I want to see Ogre and Lola Bunny in there right now.
The baby has the boots, man, and the baby says, I have arrived. Holy shit.
This baby genius.
They need a day to get over their tiredness, which seems fair.
I think for me...
We want to test the wide boy.
There's a part of me.
that thinks they're going to be strong they could be stable on the trampoline too but i think
they might be strong they're low to the ground and heavy that seems like very very strong
Yes, yes slow and steady bro on the ramp it's gonna get tough but oh they can't be
They can't be pulled backwards.
Yes.
No!
Oh, really? If you gave them a little bit more time, they would make it.
Might be more well suited for the trampoline, I suppose.
At least it's close.
What about the freak show?
What the fuck, bro? What's your problem with Mouse?
What the hell else we got? We got Murray. Murray, what's...
You don't even have feet, bro.
Alright, you're... you're for the glue.
Sorry to say.
Lola Bunny? Lola Bunny has not done anything yet today.
Now she's tired, never mind.
Are there any non-tired horses, secretariat?
Okay, bro, let's try secretariat and uh, and uh, who's the stable bunny?
Sixth prince.
Trojan horse?
Whatever.
I don't know about you yet, to be honest with you.
Please get Upgrade from Car Shop.
Southeast of your house, southeast, that's Florida direction.
Upgrades.
I'm Clyde, these are my new rides.
Let me get a Coupe de Ville and let me get Racing Stripes.
What the fuck bro?
Oh my god, it's a horse.
That's fucking awesome.
Obviously, I need a horse that breathes with a car.
what is this suspension lift let's install that now damn it zooms out for
you actually you're so real car on sumo might be the fucking play but let's
let's expand first I mean am I really gonna read a car with Murray I guess
you got no other partners right now. What the fuck is this, bro? What is this abomination?
With Titan?
Oh no! No! Oh my god!
guys Coupe de Ville is sliding backwards
this was baby genius baby genius actually
baby genius might be a fucking stud who
else we got titanium titanium Murray
you're going to the glue factory? Where's Murray? Bonicula? You seem like a fucking legendary runner there.
Who else we got in here? Mouse? Mouse hasn't really had a chance to shine yet. We're thinking
Mouse might be for the trampoline. Let me get Secretariat and a car to breed. I want to see a big
fucking boy here. Kursumo. Hard to tell. It's Yokozuna. We'll see.
Okay. Take me back to the map. I gotta see what I, how I feel about this first. To the paddock.
We want a baby genius.
And bunicula.
Titan is going straight to the glue factory.
Bro, this horse is like 35 feet tall.
What do you mean not for a million? They won't run?
He knows his worth.
That's fine, but he better not be tired.
Come on, get some hops in there.
Bonicula is alright.
Oh, oh, come on!
Bonicula, you're okay.
Elibed.
Can I be honest with you? Can I be fucking dead ass with you?
I've seen Yenim Terseys race.
This is a win and a place in my household.
I've seen Yenem Terseys. They're a legend. Oh shit, event horizons have
bunny. They've got the neck counter balancing them too.
There's still a chance. They're moving backwards. Fuck you. That's alright. Oh, how
It looks like you could use some cash. Scoop this dung into the cart and I'll pay you 50 bucks.
Good job. Here you go.
Then take me back to the track.
I mean, we've had tons of horses, bro. I'm not sweating that.
Titanium's going to the glue factory. Mouse, mouse is going to the circus.
It's not really gambling if they just give you more money after you lose, bro.
You on the trampoline nothing can stop us, bro
Huge
That literally wasn't even that bad I
Mean you fucking suck, but I might as well send you out there anyway because there's like a
Small chance that you succeed and then we take you to the glue factory anyway
wasn't that bad? analysis for the freak show? you pay money to see the freaks just so you
know. you guys seem to be of the opinion that you sell your horse into the freak show. that's
not been my experience so far. Then the power plant was so close this whole time. Everything
has been so close this whole time. Do you remind me of the location? The glue factory
right here, okay.
At least tell me we're making mad money on this.
Thirty six dollars.
I mean, these horses are decent.
We're not dumping them.
Min-max fat boys to get blue money.
It's not a bad idea.
You want to try one more thing? Let's get Ogre over here.
He might be gone forever.
He might be back.
Wait, well, dude, we need to shovel for that.
I don't have shovel money right now, but we need to shovel for that any day of the week.
Then I got to follow the damn power lines you're trolling me.
At least we drive quickly.
Chib is in full type A mode, and he deserves to be man.
You gotta be putting the car to work? He's going to work, he's fucking bro.
You can do it.
he actually can do it
ogre is in his helplessness blues era
he just wants to be a part of a functioning
system larger than him
we'll start running bro
we go again
steady lad steady
is like a carnival game
that's fine
you can fall forward
good
yet okay
he's got the meta now
power has been restored
power is on
Quick.
I thought I could take him away.
And then we have the fucking crisper, bro.
We can extract some car jeans.
Do I even have any horses?
I just got stilts here, man.
Oh, you're so real.
Check the bunny ear jeans!
Catch some horses just to glue them?
Nah, bro. We'll make our money back on the track.
I will save for today.
I think we just have to sleep.
Holy shit.
Two hundred?
Would you take some meat?
Okay fine, fucking chill bro, I'll go get some damn hay.
Can't even afford the bail anymore.
I can't even afford the entry fee now that I think about it.
That horse isn't hungry.
Maybe you guys could just eat the hay.
Who just ate?
Baby genius.
But you refuse to actually race.
You're too smart to race.
So I don't know what to do with you.
You'll go to the new hope.
Bro, it's half-car. He couldn't use bigger feet. Don't get me wrong. Who else we got here?
I mean, Lola Bunny, you're still a legend. Maybe Lola Bunny plus a car is the real play here.
Okay, you got a fucking wide base. I got some... I got high hopes for you.
you get Carla bunny that's pretty good I had too many damn horses well
Bonicula, you need a meal?
What would you be good at?
I mean, you were, like, kind of cracked at running, bro.
Baby Genius, welcome to the car.
Lola Bunny, you're sleepy.
Secretariat. Secretariat is built for sumo men. You're still hungry. Who's mouse is hungry?
Mouse is a bit of an anomaly, man. You extract some years. That's a great idea.
From where the hell is Trojan horse?
can mouse use stilts the real question is what what's the purpose of of having
mouse use stilts
funny it's a good point
honestly I don't I don't know what your deal is mouse I don't know what your
deal is. I don't have any place to use you. This is what I'm thinking. This is how we
start making it back. Costs 25 bucks to enter a horse. Fuck it. Could be funny. It's not
Y'all looking good y'all.
Why did I listen to you?
Why the fuck did I listen to you?
Now's just going to glue!
Well, now all I- my only money making strategy is gambling, bro.
I'm gonna be so dead ass with you.
Craneo capacity wins this race.
Bigger legs, bigger feet, wider base, cranial capacity wins this one.
Oh shit.
Okay, okay, okay, give me the dung.
Remember when I had thousands of dollars?
I don't even have any.
Oh fuck, I didn't even get the money for scooping the dung.
I did the dung wrong.
Yeah, get me outta here!
Next strategy?
What's the problem?
Give me more.
Once I catch them I can direct them and they're gonna say some shit like and
now what's the play here I mean it's very simple what the play is here every
single one of these horses is going to the glue factory bro
And I do mean every single one.
And I wish it weren't the case, but it's got to be done.
Only exception is if you see peanut butter stuffed concrete olive, please let me know.
I do see all of them, but that's not the one.
Okay, just enough to give me a little nest egg.
Not the boots.
That's right, I do have to think about what's going on with the smart baby genius.
Baby genius, what do you think, man?
What's your fucking deal?
Are you strong?
I mean this look- What the fuck is your problem?
You're fucking huge, man!
Too smart to work?
Oh my god.
That's true, I guess I need more than a million dollars, and maybe he'll consider it.
I didn't think it might be speaking literally.
Alright.
Anything named for us is done.
Especially if they're hungry
Fuck it how much does the horse vaccine cost mouse your fox
You fucking saw I'd love to have my stilts back. Thank you
Baby genius I'm gonna figure out what it is you fucking do sorry about this one that one doesn't these don't feel good
We got to see baby genius on the acrobat actually that's not a bad idea because I guess they have like like no choice but to bounce, right?
DNA extract please
on
Big ears
Jean drive or I'd like a DNA extract, please seems like I need to get a flask. Sorry guys
No flask yet
What do you think by Nicula any percent still list oh
oh shit oh oh shit oh my god we won we won that's a hundred bucks
city champion big bucks this guy fucking sucks bro I think Trojan horse
might be able to mug you
Not bad.
Harry Winkles.
Welcome to the fucking party pal.
Damn, one year old horse that's this tall.
Oh, this is the s- that's the- they kicked him out of the sumo club after we beat him.
redemption arc bro!
easiest win of my life
oh damn lex yak
and then give me big bucks
i have a sneaking suspicion big bucks probably will not be able to win the sumo
because they can't even stand up
maybe if we if we set them up
right? Wait, wait, fall backwards. Fall backwards. His tail's too big. What the fuck?
He does have a tail for a leg. Okay, well, at a minimum. Perry Winkles, you might chill.
Big bucks, obviously. I'm not fortunate to name here.
Lads, honestly, kind of a productive day.
We brought back some studs, we brought back a little bit of money, and you know what?
Tonight everybody eats
No more individual. Hey, we got the whole fucking bale way Yoko's unit where you kind of suck, right?
Fuck it we try
He goes to Sumo
Oh, he's wide. That is a wide boy. Oh, yeah, perfect timing. Yeah, destroyed. Okay, you
look like, you look like you might be a little bit of a problem, to be honest with you. We
He finally founds an arbitrage opportunity.
Now I'm not sure about this one, but let's give it a look at least.
He geeky owed himself!
And honestly, I think this guy looks like a damn legend.
I'm happy to have him on the squad, bro.
Gladio.
Okay.
Okay, I don't think we're beating gladiolas to be honest with you, but
Okay, you're obviously horrible
But on the bright side infinite money glitch just dropped
Yoko Zuna, that was huge, man.
Lexiak had crazy jeans, bro.
He just had a big tail.
Being a bit of a size queen, to be honest.
Okay, Karla Bunny.
Karla Bunny's hungry, that's fair.
Big feet, wide base, half car.
It's a little bit to get you going.
It's a little bit to get you going, to be honest.
They have an antenna?
Yes, they do.
I'm thinking we could make a sumo, Lord.
Did we already do secretariat?
Wait, you know what?
I mean, you can't just put a car in sumo.
It appears that on the test track, they don't do so well.
Can I try something here?
I don't think we have car plus bunny yet.
Guys, I'm so sorry.
Some of these guys are going to go.
We've got too many damn horses in a tiny pan.
I'm not I'm not feeling too optimistic about this your secretary I think you
could be a sumo master for us baby genius literally won't do anything
Karla Bunny, Karla Bunny, you're going to the track.
Harry Winkles, you got Sumo potential.
Who else we got here?
Nah.
Bonicula, I mean we just take a whole bunch for Sumo.
That's okay.
Baby Genius doesn't.
People don't want to work these days.
It's the last day for Lola Bunny, fuck it bro, Lola Bunny, Baby Genius.
Let's just see what the fuck happens.
That's a dog.
This is fucking Beethoven, man.
We made a dog.
Wasn't that his parent?
Why are you passing moral judgments on the animal kingdom?
You sound like a red-er.
Murray, I completely forgot about Murray, but I think it's because we're not going to
Murray has no redeeming traits whatsoever, and as a result, we'll put Murray over here
and take him to the glue factory once we're done with our actual work today.
I think everybody else is pretty much good to go, man.
Put the protester on the trampoline.
Sounds kind of fucked up when you put it that way, but...
Oh, he's sleepy anyway, he's already sleepy.
Um, not your fault, not your fault.
We did have, we wanted to see what Carla Bunny could do on the track, man.
This could be big.
I'm kinda in the loop now.
At first I was trying to figure out what the fuck to do.
Now I'm in the loop.
Lift the front leg, Carla.
needs a little speed. I mean losing the go vegan is like not acceptable. I think I've
got to stop thinking that like the car is gonna work out for us. Can I tell you something
with $1200 here? I'm a hundred bucks in on bootyful bro. Look at how could this not be
fast it's like a devil dog I don't care if there's six to one we're all in
plus they've got articulated joints bro oh shit oh fuck
Cut your losses. No reason to throw good money after bad.
Alright, I'm a sumo main right now anyway.
Take me to the hammering.
First off, I want to see Secretariat. I mean, he's our big boy.
Plus, I think being lower in sumo might actually be might be peak
And then you get if you win one you start a chain reaction anyway, but gladiola, so he doesn't look like any slouch, bro
Yeah, I was real sumo. Oh
Shit
I mean if I had to go next, I mean we give Yokozuna a shot.
Oh fuck.
Oh fuck.
They're so strong and so fast. We have to beat them
so that we can breed them. Carla Bunny
low to the ground. Oh she's already asleep because she lost her race today.
Vanicula, I'm feeling like this is maybe like no shot but
Wait, are you tired?
Perry Winkles, my goat.
Push on him, push he's got no leverage, push him out!
Snout to snout, oh dude.
Oh no, no, no, you got these guys too much momentum, flip them!
Flip them!
Oh, well played, well played, that was a really good one.
That was, Perry Winkles, you've earned another day.
Vlad Aolos, honestly I think you're done,
but we'll give you a chance anyway.
Get in there quick.
Don't let him get his chin under your chin.
You got to get under his chin and then flip him over.
Not even close.
WOOOOOO!
Shhh, all tired, all sleep.
No, we still got binocular, bro.
Hear me out here?
This can't possibly be a good play, but...
WOOOOOO!
What is this game kid picks then you might not be able to appreciate a horsey game to
be honest with you there's a little there's a little too much gas in it for you isn't
your favorite movie The Empire Strikes Back? Think about the most famous quote from The
Empire Strikes Back.
Mmm, judge me by my graphics to you.
When 900 beers reach, you do.
So good, look, you will not.
The pixels, bro, they're not even trying.
Games that look like shit actually look better than games that look good because you can
tell what's going on.
The modern game that looks good and requires a $5,000 graphics card to play is literally
just chrome and dirt.
This has fucking heart and soul and I would expect you to understand virtue when you see
it.
One second, I gotta buy a hay bale.
You gotta drop the hay bale into the fucking ant colony here.
Wait, we still, oh Murray, sorry, Murray's gotta go to the glue factory.
I'm telling you Dan, you would actually, if you opened your mind, and I think you could,
you would vibe with this game.
It's basically the easy sell is that it's the house part of Mugenics without the strategy
gaming part. Instead of the strategy gaming part, the XCOM stuff, this is what you do.
You breed horses, take them to the horse race track, and then you go, okay, it's easy.
You just size them up. Who do I like here? I'll tell you, dead ass. Duttets. Give me
me 150 bucks. I want Smokey to win. I want soap said to place and I'm starting the race
at 15 to 1 odds. I'm just sizing them up by their size and their bodies. I like what they
got here. Now Smokey's a big boy but he looks stable to me. Helmet burned out too fast. I
honestly didn't, I didn't put any respect on Double Delight because Double Delight's
legs were so thin that I thought maybe they wouldn't be stable. But obviously they got
a wide base that's working very well for them here.
All right, that's my bad. I didn't put any respect on double delights.
Okay, so what do we got here? Go vegan embarrass us in one race, but that doesn't mean they're all
that in the bag of chips, man. Cash on delivery, too tall, too narrow. I gotta be honest, out of these
horses? I do like Go Vegan the win I gotta give Dayo to place and give me a
cranio capacity to show put 150 on that right off the bat 25 to 1. Go Vegan just
looks like they want it more.
There's still a chance don't give up there's still a chance where horse could
could lose all their momentum. Craneo-capacity could hit a skill.
Oh my god! Oh my god, we're back! Craneo-capacity, you can do it! You can do it! Just get a little
further! You just gotta move a little bit further! Yes! Yes! Oh, that's big, man! The
25 to 1 parlay and the steam achievement I mean now we got 5 grand the worlds are
oyster we could do anything holy but first wait don't I have a where's Murray
well what happened to Murray you already glued him oh good okay we sleep
then everybody eats I need protein who's who's this that's got to be baby genius
you there entertaining baby genius you need protein have some meat bro
okay baby genius on the trampoline and then what it was a Beethoven is a dog oh
my god I don't like that front leg bro let's see how we're doing here you know
You know what, you might be trampoline coated as well.
Wide base, big belly.
Secretary, who wants the retired horses, by the way?
Ladiolus?
Ladiolus might be glue.
Now, this was like car and horse, tiny feet.
Okay, honestly, you might be trampoline-coded.
Lola Bunny.
Yokozuna.
Welcome back to Sumo.
Carla Bunny, I think you're pretty good.
You might actually be good on Sumo as well.
Perry Winkles, the original Sumo goat.
Lola Bunny, you got one last chance.
I mean, let's go with the classic combo, bro.
Lola Bunny.
Secret, oh, Secretary is too old.
Lola Bunny, Bonykula with stilts.
And then we get a pair of stilts for the baby.
Oh, damn, twins.
Weedle D.
Wait, look at the feet.
Look at the feet of this one, bro.
Foot Lord.
The Balancer.
What do you think?
This is giving something interesting.
I don't know if it's going to be all that, but we have Secretary Toulou, that's right.
Do we ever find out who wants retired horses?
Foot Lord might be the fucking play, man.
And then Beethoven.
So we got like three.
We got four for the trampoline and a couple for Sumo.
Sumo?
Sumo.
OK.
And then I mean, if they can't handle the trampoline,
then they go straight to glue.
OK.
Sumo?
I mean, who do you send out here?
It's gotta be Yokozuna.
No, it's gotta be Carla Bunny.
Give them a chance.
I have no choice.
I have no choice.
Send them out.
Let me see that leverage.
Yes!
And then if you'll forgive me, bro.
I mean, funny bone.
I think you're gonna love life of the ranch.
Just let me put it that way.
Let me get a Carla Bunny here.
I think Karla Bunny has an interesting sumo build.
I wish they were a little shorter, to be honest,
but they got a lot of torque.
You got to keep that front leg on the ground though.
You got to generate power from that.
This is a battle right here.
Good push, good, good push for the...
You're trolling me.
I already know you're not even gonna do it,
so like, we don't fucking care.
That's all right, we still,
we got a great breeder out of that one.
And then we go to the circus, which is over here.
The car ones are washed?
I thought the car would be a gimme, but I think you're right.
Okay, straight to the trampoline.
You have no choice but to bounce, it's literally gravity.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Yes!
I did it wait wait wait now that he's self-actualized he might be he might be
stoked maybe he's gonna be stoked now that he's self-actualized and then while
we're here I mean I mean you don't do anything you might be able to pull a
a fucking a fucking cab man you're huge can we go to the freak show please just
for you should believe oh my god oh my god oh my god holy cow we're almost in
in the chill out tent man and I don't know about acrobat you are you are quite wide though
not as stable as you would think man honestly I think Beethoven you probably have no chance
Wait, but he said hold on, buddy.
Oh!
We had it, we had it.
This one's for you, Chibley.
Oh, wait, I can't send.
My horse has got too tired, I apologize.
We still got periwinkles, let's go take a peek.
Vibrary, and thank you for the gifted subscriptions, thank you.
Yeah, confirmed.
that's that is a freak right there ain't no doubt about that one okay so you're a
fucking legend man I'm gonna be honest gladiolas I think you might be you might
be fit for the glue factory funny bone is gonna get into some big well you know
what we got too many horses man
I do that we got to send some to the glue factory like now is not good Karla bunny
you're good Beethoven I think you might have a shot at acrobatics baby genius I
mean I do kind of feel like you might be glue material but who knows maybe you
can actually keep that dude on the acrobatics to Yokozuna's a sumo legend
Perry Winkles, you're all right. We don't know what's the balancer was just born.
Nah, nah sucked. Okay, so this is our glue run. Bunny Bone is not glue.
Lola Bunny not glue. Secretariat is going to retirement.
Wait, sell baby genius.
You might be a damn genius.
Sell baby genius to a rival farm.
And then bet against them.
It sounds mighty interesting.
How much will you pay for this stud right here, $140?
Even has a damn ribbon on him, bro.
$6,700?
$6,700?
Let's just be honest, I'm never doing anything with you.
So you're glue.
We got a glue pile.
Anybody named horse, like you just don't stand a chance.
Harry Winkles, you're all right, man.
How do you run?
Let's not talk about it.
I'm feeling like we need a Carla Bunny, funny bone combination.
It'll be an incredible runner or an incredible sumo, is my guess.
Okay, this is the damn circus.
Trojan retired as well.
Oh, fuck.
even are they, man? There they are, okay. North, northeast for retirement. Oleander
Acres, that makes perfect sense. Why am I paying money to keep the horses here when
I could just turn them into glue and make money instead? It just doesn't, it
doesn't pass the smell test. I say hold that to you let me go. I'm sorry I forgot I need
hot sauce for you. Those horses rendered you good service? Where is that? So now you never
stood a chance. Ladiolus. Bonicula. You never really figured out what it is that you do.
name horse, periwinkle, sorry about... basically the money is essentially just
anti-food. You got sauce by trading him? Oh so I can drop up a horse there and get
some sauce to buy a new horse. I see your point and I substitute my own.
okay I need protein well then eat the meat bro let me take a peek at funny
bone for a second oh you got long legs I'm thinking it's it's funny bone Carla
bunny I want a wide horse bro
A Sweeney Todd.
You never know, bro.
You never know.
How's the balancer looking?
He might have a chance.
How about Foot Lord?
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
The legend.
The legend.
That is a stud right there.
Can I afford, like, not to breed them?
I don't know man, I think we got a who would they even breed with here?
You're going to retirement home.
You got a racem?
Well, don't you breed him first?
Oh, we have the other one.
The other one is the balancer.
Wow, you know, some...
That's why they call it a genetic lottery, I suppose.
You're right. Wait, because the moose is already tired.
I'm going to take a very easy bait today.
We're going to focus on the stud.
You get a stud like this, you focus on it.
Oh, you're right. Get a shovel for that rock to the east.
Boom, took him to this.
Do you think there's a flask inside of this beast?
Motherfucker.
Just a damn decoration.
Or maybe...
People have said, what if you extracted the DNA on the bones?
That's a pretty good idea, man.
That's a pretty... Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Give me out of here!
I mean, I honestly, I feel like this is a gimmie.
If foot lord loses this, like, I don't know anything about this game.
There they go.
They just, they need like three steps to get started, but once they get started, oh damn,
damn!
Okay, that was crazy.
We're betting on wild horses bro.
Can I say something?
A lot of people would probably go straight for the deer on this one.
I'm thinking a wild horse one looks like a damn stud.
Yeah I'm in for a grant.
Okay, literally Wild Horse 4 started moving before the gun even went off.
We win these, bro.
We win these.
You just gotta get like, oh I think you've done it.
I think you've done it, lad.
Now we wait.
I'm not ripping the ticket up.
Yeah!
We doubled our body.
Well, because it didn't go all in.
Oh, damn.
Welcome to the Champions Club.
Look at this.
This is real type.
a champion race.
This tough man.
I like the legs on event horizon.
I'm not going to lie to you.
I like that.
You know what?
Can I say something?
I like Go Vegan to play.
I'm going crazy.
Harley's not looking good guys.
Come on Go Vegan, lock in.
Event horizons doing their part.
We just need one dollar to fall over.
Pretty unlikely with a big belly like that.
Oh shit, we also need Event Horizon, the wind bro.
They fucking sold up me, they hit the duty of dignity calls!
But who we got next?
Place your bets for the Elite Club.
For me, it's hard to not go like three grand in on this one, on Double Delight.
Not a great start, but they got the spirit.
There you go, bouncing on it.
They're bouncing on it.
Keep it going.
Oh, you just got to get your legs in the right angle.
There you go.
real like they're they're a little streaky they're a little streaky they had
it in the bag too man whatever we go again
can I try something I'm literally all in on Flappy because of the backwards
knees. We're trying the backwards knees hypothesis here for four grand hold hold hold hold hold
Oh no! You had it!
You just had to lean forward!
You just had to lean forward!
Oh brother.
3055 on Petricor. I don't know, I just buy it. They got a big caboose.
I'm going to be sick Wait, late surge?
No, don't even give him the cope I'm out of here, never gamble
Um, take me back to the map.
We know Foot Lord is a damn stud.
That's not even up for discussion.
Literally just sleep on it.
I need protein.
Let's see what Sweeney Todd's up to now.
Possible race winner.
Not a champion necessarily, but a possible race winner.
We need stat, we need funny bone and foot lord.
Feet came out pretty decent, horns look reasonably symmetrical.
That's long horn right there.
And then let's clean up the stables a little bit.
Someone, yeah, Lola's ready to go to the retirement home.
Okay, there enough.
And then, you know what, we'll come back at the end of this, we'll do a little circus
attempt as well to see if the other horses need to go to the glue factory
okay so first off Sweeney Todd let's see how you do on the track I give Sweeney
Todd a pretty good chance here I mean gotcha game first off very self-aware
name secondly they're doing stuff that's never been seen before I'm not
I'm not giving up on them yet.
They made it respectable.
They didn't get the dub, but they made it respectable.
Could be worse.
You're done, lad.
And then let me load up the circus animals here.
I mean, the balancer, I basically have no idea what to do with you.
Load up six pence.
Yokozuna.
We got to take you to Sumo.
Foot Lord's taking a little nap.
Carla Bunny.
And then, of course, I voted also going to the retirement home.
So I guess you failed our Bunny mission.
How are we not racing Foot Lord straight to the championship?
Well, I wanted to get some DNA out there first,
because I think Foot Lord's guaranteed, bro.
Oh, shit, you're right. I have no money.
We got to go to Sumo first.
Go to CRISPR.
That's resin, bro.
I pass on my jeans the old fashioned way.
Where's my Yokozoonat?
Actually, I like Carlabani on Sumo, too.
They got a Sumo build.
Great torque.
Great torque. Just one more push will do it.
I want to see that toe tap the sand.
Yeah, okay, and now space gets a fucking cow, bro.
Tiny legs though.
But goats.
No, they don't have the momentum.
Yokozuna pushes them out easy.
Easily.
New World Champion Yokozuna, what the fuck, bro?
It's a rocket.
Wait, we lose Yokozuna. We lose Yokozuna.
That's okay, but like
It feels like feels like we reach the endgame of that part of things.
Rocket on a car. Wait, now you're speaking my language.
A rocket on foot, but Foot Lord already wins the races, they don't really need a rocket.
Space Cookie, I don't really know what to do with you, but kind of a one-on-one.
On a purebred car, people keep telling me to breed a car with a car, but doesn't that
already, doesn't that just make a car?
in making a car like I mean we already have two of them in order to get a car
in the first place you know what I mean
pause a moment was a sumo lord that's right oh you need a horse DNA in it to
get ahead that makes sense hang on we're on we're on circus meta now can you put
the car in the race yes but it doesn't it doesn't do anything unfortunately
so all we need is good acrobatics I mean I'll tell you without a doubt there's no
shot the balancers ever do and that's we might as well get a glimpse of the
freak
that's dinner bro
hold on buddy
Good try. Jacket potato. Marshmallow, penguin. Pause a moment. I'd really be surprised,
but you do have very stout legs. Too fast. Oh my god, pause a moment! Pause a moment
might be a fucking legend bro!
It's so fucked up that that almost worked.
Hang on, I'm going to the glue factory.
You're obviously gone, bro.
Hey, Tobin, I'm sorry, I just don't see a future for you.
Kia, or a shunde.
Damn, that's a pretty big difference, to be honest with you.
Let's...
I'll pay for IKEA, that's fine.
Coop DeVille gotta go to the damn retirement home.
Okay.
Car.
A rocket strapped to...
Well, let me think, let me think for a second here, okay?
You're going to the retirement home.
Did we figure out what was going on with Sweeney Todd?
They lost a race.
They kind of stink.
Carla Bunny, could it seem a funny bone?
We made Longhorn.
Longhorn's looking pretty good for the track.
And then where the fuck is Footlord?
Pause a moment, good for the track.
Footlord, I mean.
Come on, man.
She glued the car.
About as heavy as a horse.
There is a part of me that thinks,
why not? Why shouldn't I?
There was a part of me that thought that that could happen as well.
But, foot lord with a rocket plus a car.
Wait, wait.
Low to the ground, wide base.
Oh, and they pass the rocket onto the kid.
They pass their trauma onto their kid so they can live their own life.
Holy!
Fucking bro, they're calling him the biggest boy of all time
Pokemon style naming
Sweeney Todd, you're literally going straight to the glue factory, no disrespect.
Okay.
Pause a moment.
You can do this.
You're fucking flicking me, bro.
You were doing some shit on the test track man fuck you
Obviously you're going straight to glue
What the hell was going on with long horn again, I think a long or we were like they're decent there might be a chance
Oh my god, oh
my god
It's the fastest animal we've seen in in his that's the that's insane
That's unbelievable. There's a damn giraffe in this one
Get me out of here
Maybe it's time to do some game PNA bro. Do you give me anything horses like to be scratched?
Well, no, I'm not giving you my fucking old horses, and I'm taking them straight to the glue factory, bro
You're done. You're done. And you're done. Clearly. Get in there. He tried to fight it.
He tried to fight it. You need the car for acrobatics? Bro, it's too old. It's too old.
We'll do acrobatics!
This Super Dave, all our hopes and dreams hinge on Super Dave, man.
We'll eat then.
There you go.
You seem way too imbalanced.
No stability, no speed, you're fucked.
But look at the size of Super Dave, man.
Super Dave?
Get in there with Moo.
We're making abominations today.
I'll be honest, you stand no chance.
But this is still big for us because we have a foot lord.
Foot lord can go back to the races today.
I'm not even changing your name.
You can put the rocket on a car?
I don't think they race without a face, right?
Oh my God, foot lord, come on.
What happened to you?
Never mind, it's a goat.
to hot to trot after all that not to hot to not to hot to trot man are you
fucking kidding me fuck it I'm all in event horizon doesn't lose bro the one
rule of this game is that event horizon wins every single time
except except that the box office. Hi yo!
You are going to fucking save my life.
I sold it from chat by the way just to be clear.
Oh, oh, oh, get some momentum bro. No, no!
YES!
NOOOOOOO!
I gotta just see Petruly raised with the balloon bro.
Alright horse, any shit in there?
is too hungry to fuck. Okay, wait a second. Now you have my attention. That's mighty interesting.
That's mighty interesting indeed. And then I am thinking
I mean funny bone, we need you out here?
Not with Moo, I think, or Space Wookiee.
Ideally with like Foot Lord, but like, maybe with Longhorn.
Let's see what we got here.
See, you look like you got a decent base.
I'm telling you, Foot Lord belongs back of the track.
Literally, that was like one in a million to fall over last time.
This is more like it. Holy shit, okay.
Now I'm fucking rich,
and you can race in the Champions Club next time,
and then we can make you just a super breeder.
Wait, wait, I love a wild horse race.
Bro, I mean this is a given. I'm literally, don't let me bet 100. Let me bet 500.
The dog is gonna win. Who's number two?
I think the deer. I honestly, that's 1600 bucks in my pocket right now.
Oh my god, the dog's legs are broken. And the deer fell over. Motherfucker.
I didn't see that his legs were broken, that's my bad.
They've been a lot so much, give me some hay.
I've been on a bit of a cold streak with the gambling in this game recently, no doubt about it.
This is what it's all about, man.
hear me out here I have an idea I 100% agree with you on the rocket idea we glue you
Take the rocket, take the stilts.
Find our wheel horse.
Oh my god.
Where are they?
They're unstoppable, bro.
I mean, there's no way they lose.
But what I'm realizing, but it's crazy, what if you breed a horse as like a champion and
then sell it to another farm because you can make more money gambling on it than you can
make just racing it.
you can bet up to like as well depends on your bankroll but okay well there's
absolutely no shot we don't win this
oh my god oh my god this is big for a fellow like me and then honestly I mean
Foot Lord, you're still chill as far as I'm concerned.
It's giving me a chance.
Okay, maybe like that's a bad omen.
I mean, you're not beating Bob's best pal.
Just give up on that.
You don't even need to watch that.
Bob's best pal, it might even be faster than the rocket.
Fair enough, man. What do you do? We just made you, I think.
I don't give a fuck about you.
Honestly, you might make a trip to the circus.
One of these guys has to be pretty stable.
seems pretty stable man. Funny bone? You're on like your last breathe buddy. See what
you and Superdave get up to. I don't know about that one. That's flat top.
Anybody fuck a car today? We can't breathe um until they've won all their
races though that one guy from my strange addiction be like oh my oh my god me
and then I told my dad about it like buddy what do you think keep that shit
to yourself bro
he had a chance
Not even close.
I mean, this is no shot.
Try with the Kia, man.
That's not a bad idea, actually.
Kea Kea gets the job done.
Give me a second here because first we got to go to the glue factory.
Oh, she's so close to the house. It's awesome!
I'm- yes, I'm dumping my old me cow. Kelly Ryker.
Get in there, lad.
Plug the damn machine, bro.
We got a runner.
Car on stilts.
Wait, I kind of like...
Huge. I kind of like the way your knees bent.
I'll feed you. I'll feed you to give you a chance at the track.
My god, Eugene uses it worked.
And then...
Oh! The freak is escaped!
What have I done? I accidentally put the freak in acrobatics.
Oh.
Okay, good.
Oh my god.
What's your problem?
It ate all your horses?
Oh, if I put them in the truck, he'll eat all my horses.
I see.
That makes more sense.
Or he needs meat to go with me.
I think you're blue, I'm afraid.
Leapy Joe.
Yeah, well let me see what your problem is again.
need meat. I don't know what his problem is, man. You need some bait or something. Whose
legs are in the trailer? Those are stilts. Let's take a little sleep. Okay chat, I forgot
what we were doing. I forgot what we were doing here. You're obviously free wins at the track.
Foot Lord is now... Foot Lord should breed today to be honest with you.
Freak in the car might be a play. Good idea.
So this is a confusing one because you can't even stand up.
So, I'm not feeling too optimistic about you.
Not feeling too optimistic about you.
Funny bones, oh, there goes my car.
Funny bones, got one day left in them.
I'm thinking it's a funny bone in the foot lord again, but we still got the chance.
we get two twins off of that now the given is we win this I don't even need
to watch the race like this this one's already over as far as I'm concerned we
take those? Who do I like here? It's Papa Muchaha.
It's out of doubt.
Goodbye, Money.
Bro, look at this thing.
It's a damn menace.
Look at the legs.
Look at the feet.
Look at the underbite.
Like this, this is easy Money.
I'd like it with a little bit more consistency if possible.
He gets there, we win these.
And then if we see Papa Muchaha again in a champion's race, we simply bet against them
because they ain't bad, they ain't all that.
All this, this man.
Event horizons let me down so much in the past, you know what?
Give me a hot to trot, beating an event horizon for $1,300.
I do love the neck work on Event Horizon, though.
You motherfucker.
Wait, wait, wait.
And event horizon starts to stall, it gets really bad.
Billy cheesesteaks sort of got that alligator type race going on.
This is anybody's game, bro.
Okay, event horizon, I never thought I'd say it.
I actually need you to speed up.
Not that much!
Not that much!
Yes!
Yes!
Oh my god
Brother if you're giving me ten to one odds on gotcha game, I'm all in
We saw gotcha game race earlier. They're crazy
They're underpriced bro
Hold hold
You bet against Papa Muchaha.
I don't like the knees or the liability.
Honestly, I look at this and I say it's flickle of a, no, it's wear horse.
It's wear horse with a flickle place.
Where horse come on man you can't lose the Papa Machaha Papa Machaha has no speed
whatsoever we saw them race wait wait we're pulling it back we need one
ability on where horse oh my god oh my god they getting gapped bro by Flickle
Okay, now we know and that's fine because now we know flickles good
Hey wild horses
I think I'm all in on wild horse for
Four looks great to me. I'm happy to see Chad agrees on this one
It's a deer, it's got like a counter balance, oh no!
What is that?
Wait, wait, wait.
It might pull itself back far enough that Wild Horse 4 could still win.
Unless Wild Horse 2 is making such good progress.
Come on! Come on!
Are you troll? Wait, wait, wait, we don't know yet.
It could go any... We don't know, man, we don't know!
It could be a photo finish.
No, they got a good flop going on now.
Imagine you bet on one. I can't even man.
Don't make me rip the ticket. I'm not ripping the ticket. I think they're moving back again.
The bad dude, it would be so funny to see Wild Horse 1 come back though.
No, ain't nobody got time for this
Okay Arctic Sun is going to die
Can I say something bro?
Marco Polo's got a head for a fucking tail. I
Do love the swag on bagel crazy
That's my bet right there
if that parley hits though okay oh we know we know bro we know this one flickle wins and
don't even like literally just take the safest odds just take your three to ones over Marco
Is Marco Polo to win?
Is Marco Polo to win?
Every other horse here sucks.
We go surprise package to place we win 15 grand.
Oh my god, I'm gonna fucking freak out.
Wait.
And we know Flickle, Flickle, Flickle, fall over!
It's number two by a mile.
No, no, number four is all fucked.
They got too many joints, their heads on backwards.
Two is the only one making it here.
Race six seven, yes man.
Give me my $2,500 please.
Oh my God, Wild Horse three is fucking moving.
I'm begging you, call it, call it!
Everybody stopped, call, call your ass!
Bro, fuck the rest of the game.
I'm sorry I gotta be I gotta be in a Marco Polo on this one.
I would like if their reflexes were a little better.
the 9 to 1 bro. Come on Marco, two heads are better than one, exactly. Bro we could beat
the game with one good parley. Okay, that was big. We're literally back.
it's really hard to bet against could care last year welcome to the elite
betting experience oh shit I mean I think honest you could care less looks
like a stud, bro. Big data, though. I don't trust the knees, to be honest with you, I
don't trust the knees. Great start. Ryan, why go all in? Because if you win, you get more
money. It's that simple. This one was easy to me. All the other horses looked scuffed
and this guy was a 2 to 1 favorite. And now we just dollar cost average. Who do I like
here? Can I say something bro? It's kind of hard to bet against this fellow right here.
send it bro send it oh shit I mean two is chomping at the bit bro just don't flip
ErmaGird is very steady. You just gotta just stay on... stay on two feet.
Wait, one more doubling and we... we beat the game?
Wait, one more doubling is crazy.
See, city's a man.
Cash out bro.
You sold me.
You sold me.
You're big.
Leave the casino.
They said leave the casino and I'm taking that seriously.
Now it's time to sell your rocket car.
That's actually such a good idea.
Let me see what we're working with here.
Horse.
You're basically nothing.
Flat top.
You're basically nothing.
Read the rocket dummy.
Okay, first off, peaceful battle.
you're gonna be banned. There's no reason to put dummy at the end of that.
Second reason you're gonna be banned? When you breed the rocket, there's a chance to
lose the rocket, which is the only reason that um is actually any good.
So if we lose the rocket off of that and then we sell it, how are we gonna bet on it?
Because it's just gonna stand there and it's not gonna fucking move.
Rip me? You could have just said I'm sorry, it probably would have saved you.
But instead, I'll see you in the um ban request.
Okay, we need, I mean, fucking first of all, here's what I'm thinking.
We need to make you into a super champion.
That's step one.
I mean, these are some good fucking horses, but I don't think there's any chance, man.
We-we mug some of the best horses in the game.
The hell is this? The legendary Golden Shovel!
That's awesome.
And then...
Glasses?
Who knows what those are doing, man?
Unc is in tired, go again?
Oh shit!
What the fuck?
He's already a champion though.
I don't want to ruin him.
I don't want to ruin him.
You know what?
You have a good point.
sumo no you're right no no we have to sell them yeah yeah is there any we
should sell them to somebody that has like awesome horses right so that we see
them maybe the circle D corral
we got more do more copulo thunder guru or my guard we've you you've got a track
record of getting these horses into races bro I'll give you 3500 for that
horse oh don't escape don't escape don't escape don't escape and then what the
rocket I feel like I am I the only free thinker we need him to have the rocket
so we know he wins the race bro so that we know he wins the race and then we
We just gotta wait for him to show up and we go all in.
I mean this is like, this is table stakes bro.
I literally don't even care.
Who gives a fuck?
No, no, no, don't give me thunderbillier bro.
I literally bet extra on that one.
We gotta wait for a champion's race.
Lower the bet, lower the bet, lower the bet.
Fuck it, we ball on this one.
I want Seattle's pew.
I didn't see that his leg was connected to his tail, my bad, y'all.
Damn. Can I say something? I feel like we go on a grand on unrelated matter here.
My bad, young.
Baby genius!
That's my horse, bro!
I know it doesn't even raise, bro.
Put 100 bucks on it just for old time's sake.
Come on, man.
I'm Feaster Thamon on Flickle here.
Where is he bro?
Is it possible that he's one of two champions that exist, so he may never actually have enough to be in a race?
Fuck you, Marco.
We also, I agree, we might need to progress one day.
Make Foot Lord a champ?
He's getting too old, I'm afraid.
You doing anything?
No, you're an abomination.
Okay, let's have the freak and the car mate again and see what happens.
Wait, wait, wait.
Jerome Bedis? And then if we could just get a rocket, I mean, well, I guess we could get a rocket.
Anybody could win, but if this guy actually can move, which is up for debate, that could be big.
No, no, no, I dragged the whole window. My key up.
uh could be an acrobatics king as well you never know that's awesome
You broke the capture window?
Aw shit.
I did.
Give me a second.
Okay, obviously you're awesome at acrobatics, but that doesn't really mean shit to us.
He is moving.
There's, there's hope.
There's hope then.
A 95 pixels offset.
I think all I need to do is stretch this out in 95 pixels, bro.
Here you go.
Don't forget your daily shovel.
Give us today our daily shovel, wait, wait, wait, first, you're a damn disaster.
Muted, I can't believe I let you get me.
You're all right, but we can't be wasting our time with that.
You ever see what Super Dave could get up to?
You're basically trash.
Honestly, if you give me a second here, every horse that sucks ass, I mean, you no longer
mean anything to me.
That includes you, for Lord.
I'm sorry to say.
Longhorn, you're done?
And you're just not, you're not good enough to move the needle for us, I'm afraid.
You? Give me a second here.
Now we're getting fucking crazy.
We are now a car dealership essentially.
Bob's got a bone all of his own.
Get out of here.
Now we're looking mighty clean with it.
And then of course, back to the paddock, back to the track.
This one doesn't even, like, you would be stupid to not bet 10 grand on a butterhead
butter bunch.
Like, that's a guaranteed win.
Yes, guaranteed win.
Isn't Celestial seasoning like a type of tea, man?
I'm not even stressing.
We win this.
I'm not going to lie, I was stressing a little bit at the end there.
It's a champion race?
Well, where the fuck is my champion, bro?
Where the fuck is my champion?
Too grand on the fella.
Dandodo actually might be the goat.
Strong legs, wide base, modeled pattern, Flickle falls over, yeah we don't even worry about
that we know flickel falls over this is a damn horse race right here butterheads
getting a little slippery there wait wait wait wait it's a lie it's like 18 fur
lungs or something oh please butterhead butter guts please it doesn't even we're
just oh my god well of course he's gonna lose bro you keep putting them in the
race even though he's fucking tired the only person that can beat him is
dodo and if we ever get um I mean like as soon as we get um it's over man oh he
did lose his crazy eyes maybe oh mother fucker I don't even want to see this
you're pissing me off. Where's um? Okay this is actually a huge race to bed on
cuz Papa Luchaha actually kind of sucks. So I got absolutely no problem going in
on Citizen Main on this one.
I'm all in on... Baby Genius! I'm all in on Golden Girl.
Especially with the red eyes.
We're literally back.
I don't think your guy's coming up.
Oh, he's coming up.
No!
guys this is devastating we were so close
and now I can see it I can see it
disappearing I can see it falling apart
flickle 20k no bro could care less
slow and steady wins the race.
One thing's for sure, Papa Muccia has not
given anything up this.
Flickle flicked out early.
Why are you doubting Papa?
He's routinely the slowest horse in the champions race,
bro.
He's second.
You're right.
I should have bet on him to place.
To be honest, if I did a parlay, I would have bet Butterhead Butterbunch to come second.
Wait, don't embarrass me here.
Who cares less what the fuck happened, bro?
Oh my god.
Wait, wait, wait, he's locking in.
He wants it!
He wants it more!
No!
Oh my god, it took him like an hour to go the final step!
Raffle copter, what the fuck?
I feel like this is a bud sport, to be honest with you.
Bring me back, bring me back, bro.
All the other horses, they look like they're gonna fall over to me.
Please, PLEASE, YEAHHHHHHHHH!
We're back!
We're back!
Holy shit, we're back to 61.
And then if I could just get um...
Ghibli, have you played enough of this game to know that this strategy works?
Up yours is a crazy horse, bro.
Bagel crazy disappointed me last time.
If I'm being honest, looking at these horses, I kind of like Blue Sioux.
Do a basic $500 bet on Blue Sioux.
Damn, when she gets set up, she's kind of the goat, huh?
Wait, the baggle's better?
Okay, we go next.
To me, this seems like a joke.
Celestial Seasoning is literally good with a Golden Girl, with a Golden Girl place.
Like water off of a duck's back.
It's gotta be Titty Kaka on this one.
I'm feeling pretty strongly on a titty kaka bet.
There's still hope.
May all the other ones are fucked up except for love you furlong.
You just need a little forward momentum.
Love you furlong flipping over would be huge for us right now.
There you go.
So a couple steps, wait they got something?
You're off the screen, you're out of my mind, it's that simple.
This is up yours.
sport is he's reliable but I don't think his horses fall furlong was too slow
citizen main too heavy all you got to do stay stay ahead of bud buds don't take
him for granted he's got the butterfly stroke
Oh shit he's gaining he's gaining on us
Please move forward
What's wrong with you
You can't stop him he's too good you can't stop him you literally got a surge I don't care
That ass, this is Poncho.
He's still winning?
He's still winning?
What the fuck?
Where's my fucking...
I like unrelated matter here.
Where's my fucking horse, bro?
I've turned this just into a gambling game now.
What the fuck was I thinking?
Oh my god, oh my god.
Up hill both ways, looks so fucking goaded, man.
You get those legs moving in. I was thinking unlucky. Unlucky looks limber.
You're just a fucking freak. I'm in on your Lake Ontario.
Where's my fucking horse?
What did you do to her?
xD
What the fuck did he do? He flipped her bro!
You got a whole new roster! I didn't know I would sound like I sold my horse to a flipper!
Oh no, man...
Who the hell's guilty, pastor?
Maybe a bubber's hutch?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Please give me a rocket.
The hell is that?
A damn time- My strategy, bro!
Give him no whole kid in Kaboodle.
Aw, he fucking sucks, bro.
He's fucking garbage.
Oh no, he won't run cause he's tired.
Why'd you do that?
Just wait bro, look at this.
Oh, fuck.
Bro, he's got his jeans hanging off of his ass. That can't be good.
Got a damn cytosine guanine codon hanging off of his posterior chain.
Fuck it bro, we go again. Mix it back up, he is too old to fuck.
Wait a second, wait a second.
Sumo gives Rocket, no?
We're creating our own Rocket from Base Principles, bro.
We're about to get real fucking weird with the dog.
I mean this one's just staying up right.
Succeed some shit from neon Genesis Evangelion.
Okay, let's see how you're doing.
Not great Bob.
You're simply begging for death?
Yeah, yeah, okay you're basically fucked.
How about you?
You got nothing.
How about Jerome Bettis?
How you doing Jerome?
Okay, well I think take Jerome Bettis and horse.
Take him to Sumo.
I can't believe I was so close to greatness and it's all gone so horribly wrong.
I mean, if you can beat Yokozuna at Sumo, like you're a legend, they're actually hanging
in there too.
Oh, shit!
Oh!
Just a little bit more.
Yes, yes, Yokozuna.
You can't do anything.
They're pushing on yourself.
Just a little bit more.
Yes, yes, you can't do anything. They're pushing on your solar plexus, bro. You can't do anything.
Oh, shit.
No draws. No draws.
Please.
You're, you're right there!
His toe tap! I saw his toe tap!
Yes!
Wait, but now I...
I'm not a fucker.
I gotta wait another 30 seconds for this.
This is like some challenger shit man.
You guys think I would be Mike Faced or Josh O'Connor if I was in Challengers?
Don't answer that.
I just thought about the implications of that, don't answer that.
I decided I don't want to know.
It is like a wee bowling crowd, man.
Rawl.
You lose the horse if you win?
What's the fucked up world out there, lad?
On the bright side, you know, we get some genetic diversity back in the pool here.
Maybe try this one out for size.
That's not looking great, if I'm being honest with you, but lucky bro, there's no time limit.
Yeah, I had a feeling.
Um...
I'm thinking this might be the way forward for us.
Man...
What do you think about...
What do you think about something like this then?
What the hell have I done?
What the fuck is that?
Do you think it's an endgame?
You just create like a guy who falls on his knees?
He looks like he's celebrating scoring a goal in soccer.
You're right, he doesn't need this.
What the fuck?
He ate the sunglasses.
We made a referee, dude.
Fuck it, we go again.
Wait, we're so back.
You know, there she is here.
It does look like a damn battle bot.
Not that one.
This one.
Wait!
Wait!
Wait!
We might have something here.
Okay, but like I guess the my question is kind of like to what end
No name is crazy
Bro, there's so much slower now.
It's very balanced.
I don't think anybody would disagree with that.
There's that.
It really feels like we should just, we should just be gambling.
You come back to my house, now get a marocket, I don't know how, though.
Yokozuna's too old to fuck, that's devastating.
A real horse mixed with wheels, whoa, whoa, did you hear it?
When rare and even lower to the ground is actually awesome news
No too low to the ground y'all okay, bro
One of these days, my theory is that we're just going to pop out the other side and
And we'll have like developed like a fighter jet.
Just from the raw DNA.
100% belief y'all.
Never a doubt in my mind.
Never a doubt in my mind.
We take these.
When you get beat by the pace car, I don't know if you're going to be able to beat any
champions, but sneak it off.
Not.
Don't even know which way is like up for you.
to old the fuck could be the move please stop it is kind of disgusting to be
honest with you let's see bro I mean they I think they could beat bagel crazy
easy to be honest.
Could care less is kind of a menace though on the sticks.
There's no shop bud outpaces, but bud is recreating wheels from base principles, I literally
just have them on the axles right now.
YES!
I mean that's clean bro.
Seems a little OP.
What, oh rocket?
The hell is that? A duck man?
A new, fresh jeans to add to the jean pool.
Could be big, you never know, could be big.
It would be horrible.
Um, okay, we got $56,000, here's what I'm thinking.
We want duck car.
Read the referee in the potato.
Potatoes too old, I'm afraid.
So all of these abominations must be removed from the farm immediately.
To live a happy life outside.
To live a happy life outside, I said.
No you're so close, Jurassic Park ass.
Don't kick out potato, he's an island boy.
Wait, this is our legendary horse, sorry, you gotta stay.
And then...
This is gonna fuck up the world, I think.
I don't know it's giving me the same feeling as when like somebody shows me all the fucking
Like the primordial soup, you know what I'm talking about is the old it doesn't feel right
That I there's more
It is the Cambrian explosion
I don't like what I've done to my world bro look at this guy look at this guy I don't
like that guy staring me down we used to have horses and crocodiles and shit what have I
I'm done.
That's a fucking sheep, bro.
And I'm also thinking we're fucking rich.
What do rich people do?
They buy sobs.
Just ask Jerry.
Why not gluing?
Cause gluing gives you like $30.
We're in a different tax bracket now.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
The car rejected my glasses.
You might suck.
At least your legs are going in the right directions.
Are you joking?
Fuck it.
Horse car, duck car.
Those are wheel legs.
That looks bad to me.
Fuck it.
Oldsmobile and sob.
Horse.
Horse
Who knew bro who knew
You got anything
75% car 25% up
We're gonna get there, bro.
Yo, you're hungry here.
Have a fucking beer, bro.
Drink a pint and then fuck this car.
You sleepy to fuck.
Well, somebody's gotta fuck something, okay?
You know what's crazy is that it seems so messed up
that they like wear their DNA on the outside,
but we fucking wear our DNA on the outside, bro.
Guys, I'm not, stop making duck cars.
I don't know what I've done.
I don't know what I've done,
but I've created a world of fucking nightmares
and I'm no closer to having $65,000.
So, simply what I'm gonna do
is I'm gonna look at this and I'm gonna say,
there's no shot that her royal horse unless doesn't win.
And I'm in, I'm in the Win 15 Gs, it's that simple.
I was literally one bet away from beating the game.
Oh my god, kerfluffles the greatest horse that's ever existed.
Never mind!
Oh, no.
Citizen main kind of a goat.
I'm all in.
G's off this one easy all right we're so back we're one better way assuming the
oh shit lake ontario is coming back though
well actual horses i know they're on old meta
no man
no no no no no get a little traction
i don't believe it
I don't fucking believe it.
I don't fucking believe it. I don't fucking believe it.
I don't fucking believe it.
Lift that shit up!
I'm in big on heaps of plenty.
I'm opening a position in heaps of plenty.
$10,000.
Flip.
Bon voyage you will fucking flip over.
Oh I don't like it, they're in a rhythm.
Now, that's the flip, that's the flippin' flip, did you squeeze it across the line?
If our arm strategy worked, by the way, we wouldn't have had to debase ourselves with
this.
There we go, you know what that means?
Double it again.
Take me back to the map, Swedish house, get away from my Swedish house!
You have enough money, I'll formulate the cure, formulating, here it is.
Give me back the flask.
Love, I'm cured!
Remarkable, thank you for playing horsey game.
My name is Justin Smith and I'm responsible for this game.
Show the credits, sweetie.
Amazing.
Oh, Vancouver Connection.
Playtesting thanks to Drew Brian Jones and Chris Pietroski.
And many people at Vancouver Game Garden!
I fucking knew it, bro!
Not me, you will not find me in here.
Yo, Ryan Clark, Ryan Clark with the VA credit?
More Vancouver Connections, Race Yourself Games and Experimental Games Showcase, about
that man.
things is important. Lots of sounds in this game. There can't be that many
sounds in the game. Glass explosion, glass in bucket, glass broken, hammering
wood, doorbell. I bet you get an achievement for getting to the end of
I don't care about getting the achievement, but I care about proving that I was right, that there's an achievement for getting all the credits.
I believe, I believe.
And we still, we did it without doing CRISPR too, which I think makes it that much more legitimate.
Like, for Crisper percent that might be a new record, or non-Crisper percent.
Okay, it is literally never ending.
I wish I had two mouse pointers.
I'm begging you, bro.
Did you, bro?
That'd be OP and Counter-Strike.
You would imagine if you had two crosshairs.
Probably how like a lizard feels, man.
Can they move their eyes separately?
You can use the space bar?
Now, if they were really devilish...
Thank you for that by the way.
If they were really devilish, what they would do now is make like a one prompt, like thank
you for playing the game blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
but then if you press the button, you skip by it too fast?
Yeah like do you want to see this again?
Yes.
Oh wait, we're done.
Well done player.
Guys this was horsey game.
Horsey game is really cool.
I also think a great game in the sense that even though you watch me play the whole thing,
you could play the whole thing yourself and come to the quote-unquote victory conclusion
or victory condition like way different than I did.
I'm sure a lot of people have run it much differently than I did.
Very good game.
Peak, peak of 2026 so far.
I mean, Eugenics is good too, don't get me wrong, but we're seeing games got a certain
In June of Saquaf.
It's 1.57 now, 5.7.
I'm gonna send you over to my wife's stream.
I'm gonna eat some chicken potato.
Tomorrow I think we're doing Counter Strike
and Super Battle Golf.
Can you believe it?
They're calling it the best Thursday of all time.
In any case, I hope you enjoyed the stream today
and I will see you tomorrow.
Later.