Northernlion
(guy who watched Hard Boiled today): what? you haven't seen Hard Boiled?? | !prime | Mister New PC | Mister No Back Hair
02-26-2026 · 5h 14m
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I need I need things on the desk. That's what it's for. That's fair
So that that is part of why I have a keyboard now with no numpad
Hmm
No numpad that makes sense actually he got the Denver Nuggets cheese
What's up
Hey guys, just want to get here early today because I'm worth and then very early it did come out there
What's up me a lot when I saw you booted up our creators at eight fifty one
I
Got it rated. I got a full rated man
Yeah, they're the chat's only Ryan was crashing out in your chat over it
I wouldn't say I get accused of crashing out all the time literally what I wrote was you have CS 2 in nine minutes by the way I
Think you're crashing out crack crashing out is what people do when they see me play horsey game instead of eugenics
Yes.
I guess he doesn't play normal games anymore.
I have to just erase it.
I can't click it anymore.
I guess he doesn't play Nugent.
He doesn't play normal games anymore.
I honestly need you guys to get off of it so that you stop going to it and then telling me about it when I've been off it for the rest of the year.
I'm sorry, but I have a mental illness, I need to see what people are saying about me.
You could cure it by just getting off this man, or at least alleviate it.
I got off of most of the bad, it's like the last one, man, like.
That's fair.
I wanted to, so I have a few things, but I was waiting for Corey to get here to say my few things.
Oh, okay.
What can you say, one of the things?
What?
Uh, yeah, yeah, I was gonna I was gonna say I saw I struggle finding the balance between wanting to give like
Like little bits of advice here and there and like I don't want to disrupt the banter flow, you know
Oh, no, I always give it. I always can I can I start though? Can I start?
Yes, Daniel you the purpose of the smoke is not to smoke your entrance to a site as the
I didn't say Daniel you're transmitting in game. That's also true. I have team unit for five
The purpose of most smokes is to block a common angle that the opposing team will be holding so that you can safely progress towards the site.
Okay, can you tell me like when I like an example of me doing that so I don't do that same thing again?
On Dust2, as terrorists when you go B tunnels, as the first man up you don't smoke the entrance to B site.
If you want a connection, if you want to try to remember, if you ever threw a smoke and
our team goes, did they throw that smoke?
But you throw that smoke?
That's usually a bad smoke.
I was also going to say mainly, I feel like everyone needs to be just a little more
confident.
I feel like there's a lot of times where you can tell the nerves are up a little
bit and you're trying to take a corner slow or I think if you just like went at
The person you just kill him that's true and often times I find myself
Like last man up because I just hid the whole game and then instead of taking like a one-on-one. I have to do like a one before
Yeah, yeah a lot of yeah a lot of positioning to make sure you're only watching kind of one thing over
Four things at once makes perfect sense and less like made fumbling in general which I you know I do
I've like last night I played night of my first game. I died four times with utility in my hand. Oh
Oh, dude.
That just happens.
It's a hard habit to get out of.
If you're fighting someone, like, genuinely, like, just have your gun out at all times.
None of us are good enough to know when Util's gonna be good.
The easy one is, like, is someone hiding behind something, like, in a corner
where I can very easily throw a grenade or a molly?
That one's pretty easy. You can do that.
But otherwise, like, don't get cute with it. Just pick them. Just try to kill them.
Yeah, yeah, also someone in my discord told me last night. It's totally okay to play with cross legs as long as you change leg every half
Yeah, that's true. I'd say that's true
Say this all again when Corey gets here
I just want to put this APB out if at any point I'm doing something wrong. You won't hurt my feelings
Just tell me like for sure. I
I'm a nuclear war. I just point me in the right direction
If you want to avoid the AK, I understand because that thing pisses me off.
The AK is right. I mean, really, I think the best way to start using the AK is just one tapping. Treating it like an AWP.
But the silence them for is like, it's pretty accurate and you can kind of just spray it sometimes.
You can go nuts with it.
You can kind of just hold left click and it'll kill him.
What is your name, Inspector Chiquilla from Hardboil? What is that?
You guys haven't seen Hardboil?
I have not, no.
I really like it's AWP too.
I didn't even get to play a game with optua because hardboiled is so good
It got me to change my name before even playing one match as optua
incredible
Might be the best the best action movie ever made and I don't say that lightly
Cory, I'm gonna give you the quick speed run on what we were just talking to Dan and Ryan about
Use less utility and be more confident with your gun instead of like
I don't like walk around a corner real slow if you know someone's there like just run at them be confident
You'll kill them
And I think
Sorry?
Fuck
Hey Corey, good morning
Good morning
Good morning
He's saying be less shit at the game and be better at the game and we'll win
Run around the corner?
Say you're in a position where you're trying to take a fight
Just take the peek, swing the corner and shoot at them
Don't go slow, don't try to flash or nade or something
Oh
Oh, you know what I mean?
You want us to pre-fire?
Oh, no.
I just don't have to do that.
No, the unique thing is that is the is the is the utile.
Like, like where we're doing like I'm still making that mistake too.
I'll I'll say like, oh, flash this guy and I pull my flash out
and then they shoot me in the head.
They just push you and shoot you. Yeah.
You want to send it?
Sure. Interesting.
Yeah, I will try to give little little bits of feedback
without fully murdering the banter.
I'm going to start crashing out and screaming and stuff
I'm going to start crashing out and screaming that you guys have not seen Hard Boiled
What is Hard Boiled?
It's on your watchlist on Letterbox bro
Oh yeah it is!
Didn't inspire all the action sequences in the Matrix
Yup and all of Max Payne I think as well
Yeah it's a John Moomoo movie
Yeah I do have to watch that
John is like this is a Google John
That is a good user
Yeah, he's trying to bring boot back
I'm gonna bring you back bring what back
can we queue we're queuing bro I'll never mind no we're no oh yeah you're the
you're the guy you're the guy yes I invited you all to a party than you
invited me to one I was like oh well screw me I guess
all right boys how many John would say we play three games how many wins we're
going to get four incredible I'm curious to see what a right to throw
us a similar um yeah you have to with Dan's screen shot he posted in the
discord last night I don't earn to go I don't know I don't know so I posted a
screenshot I was queuing premiere and the people's rankings were like nineteen
hundred twenty one hundred twenty two and meanwhile Justin saying he's never
I never saw a 4 digit rank until very recently
Ancient and Anubis are not going to pick Ancient or Anubis
I think Ancient or Anubis and Dust
We will play a Dust
Look at their red graph, they always win Dust
The graph shows how good the enemy team is at the map
the bigger the line the greater they are
they are all 10,000
so that's kind of shit or rank
how do you mean 10,000 is good
we got to get at least 10,000 the guy said it
someone scared me we were playing yesterday and someone we were playing with was like
asking how good like 17k is and they were like 17k is like plat and Valo and I
know that's not gonna speak to any of you in the call but like that's bad
In Valo plat players like you can laugh in starcraft loud I was a plat player in
starcraft and everyone laughed to me and until I was diamond then they respected
me yeah they gave up sure they gave up good what was funny I grinded like
hundreds of starcraft games to get top eight diamonds and I was like yes I'm doing it and
then the next season started and it put me like bottom right to plat and I was like no
never again I never played starcraft again.
Alright fellas.
Who wants to watch outside?
Does anyone like outside?
Anyone into it?
Dan likes outside but you should watch outside.
Dan's our outside.
So that I don't get pushed in.
You're the ramp boy.
I'm a killer ramp player.
And then Corey or Ryan follow Apollo for pistol.
Yeah I'm usually ramp player.
And Ryan you got mini garage in here
Yeah absolutely
We got it
IGL IGL
Oh the bad geology
Here's the view
It does not go in ramp
I'm going behind him
On that quick floor
Oh wow
That's bomb down
It's come back three down there. I think but I think they didn't get it. No, they didn't know
Oh
You left
They're probably gonna go lower. Oh
Nice there. I don't mind last one. I think he went down
He could go down and all the way around.
He could go behind you.
Do you want me to watch this angle?
Y'all hold the room.
He's going behind you.
He's going behind you.
He's obviously not here.
I think we both have to get to the other room.
Yeah.
Where do you want me to look?
Just each hang out.
Yeah, where Ryan's sonny goes good.
You watch that door and Ryan will watch the other door.
You guys are good.
He could come from the lower part.
When you're aiming like this and holding you want to aim where their head's going
to be so yeah are you saying do you have the yellow cross here Dan you're on
there you go right there no I'm on default green
John who's a thing I like to do with holding a corner like you know the cross
here I'd let my cross here sit with like the right line up against the door
frame so like so your center is a little offset you know what I mean like I
I don't have to explain that better.
I'll show you next time that I'm alive and you can expect me.
But it is good to watch a corner like a few inches off of it, because they come around
so fast.
Yeah, they run into your crosshair instead of you having to move it to them.
I hear Lobby again.
I hear Lobby.
Outside's quiet.
I don't leave you Corey stay here. Yeah, one outside. One outside. I'm gonna try to get on the hook one was hot
Oh, they heard my ass coming up here
Oh, they won't be down beautiful
I'm on down on down lobby. It's collapse on lobby
Nice hold Corey nice hold. Oh
oh I don't know um oh I shot you you didn't shoot me that's okay thank you
boys where was he just didn't check my this guy he was just gonna chill in a
corner yeah just ran straight in do I save do I keep my MP no I should buy
right well you should be buying you till by the way to okay I can't help but
notice the lack of you like if you're if you're holding something like a Molly
a smoke and a frag grenade are so good like I kind of sometimes I skip flashbang
because I suck with them see it's a little bit of money
well like say you kill one guy there and you want to like stop them from
continuing to push you can throw them all in reload take a new position ooh I
have a good tip for you guys after this actually they smoked outside I'm leaving
you again Corey actually I'm gonna give you smoke just play off of it so can
When they get down to that stairwell in the back outside, there's like three or four outside.
They're probably going lower.
Yeah, I'm there.
One or two might have got through.
There's two on the back of the ramp.
Are you down already?
One red, one red, one red.
I'm checking lower.
I'm checking lower.
Two red, two red.
Oh, I just tried them holy fuck.
Oh, one squeaky squeaky.
Oh, he got me right as I turned.
Oh my god, he wiped out everybody.
He went crazy.
Enemy yellow, bro.
Upper, then?
Uh, probably a separate.
Yes, upper.
Yeah, time.
No, make any of this.
Oh, I was just like a brain farted look to the top, saw three people.
Was it all three?
Okay, I gotta watch out for three people.
Dude showed up.
So when you're defending, whether you're defending on this or like on T,
like when you kill someone, the enemy team immediately knows where you are.
So like taking the time to reposition and just hold a different angle is like really important
That's pretty smart. That's pretty smart. If they smoke ramp and I can't see him
What do I do next?
Throw nades at them. You can spray through the smoke if you have like a silenced M4 or any gun really
I didn't buy it by the way. I'm a broke boy. Oh, I'm sorry. I got I got nothing
They smoke that again. Yeah
Yeah
I'm gonna push secret, try to hold them off with nades if you can, Dan, or just like
suppress them
Yeah, I'm spraying
Yeah, or not going to extend this
Yeah, I think it's strong to put someone secret when they're doing all the smokes
outside
Yeah, they were pushing secret
Secret is the ramp down, right?
Yeah
Yes, from outside
Got one
Nice
All outside?
Could be lobby
I wouldn't be shocked if one was waiting squeaky again
I tried to shoot that where is that I wanted to get his gun he's squeaky
I'm gonna right behind him Corey yeah it fell down vents it fell down vents so
Corey if you want to walk in the squeaky on the left there you could hold
like mini and squeaky vent you're gonna have to like completely relocate I got
What do you mean in the left here just like right where you are there?
I would just hold oh fuck like hold where you're sitting now, but looking outside not now
You nice nice nice nice. I'll be good hold just like you're watching okay, okay in the walk-in. Yeah, I got you guys
Yes, been that shit, bro. Yeah, I love this knife
me too, me too.
I will not be opening cases today, because I've been doing tax stuff like all week in the afternoons,
and I've decided that money should be abolished and it's evil.
No, that's so fair.
You open them on stream and put it right off.
The smoke did again. I will be whatever case as Ryan is not opening, I will be opening in your...
I sold the skin off stream last night and opened the tent and got rinse and I was like
yep.
And bling.
Okay they're outside the secret again.
No you ramp want to go secret again?
Probably smart to do.
I don't want to do it the second round they're going to expect it.
They're probably going down there though.
Corey can go down and hold lower.
You have to push it hard just uh, yeah somewhere in the hallway. Yeah, the doors open down here. They're already down here. Yeah, I
Did not realize that complete. Yeah
They just went in there this guy. Oh
managers or whatever oh
I double doors. He's weak
Okay, oh
Lower down for the future Ryan. I know you're right get there the band
It'd be tough to go down that. You could save the gun if you saved it.
I think you go to spawn. That's going to be a tough one.
Just go to spawn and go to T spawn.
You're going to die. You're going to go to spawn.
Go out here to the right and you save that goon.
Into future, Ryan.
I was stuck behind you in the vent and died.
Oh no!
No, it's okay. So when you're dropping down there, just pick one of the sides and jump out.
Okay, okay. You're good.
There was a dude in the vent in front of me. I got scared.
That's good. There was. There was. That was understandable.
Can I get a gun from anybody? No.
Technical time out.
Oh, they lost on X and four.
I never even saw the people shooting me.
There'll be a rock and roll.
I'm gonna go right by.
I'm by an MP7. MP7 is so nice.
I've I kind of forgot that SMGs in this game do go kind of crazy
The MP. Yeah. Yeah, I do I think I like as SMG round
It's nice because it is one of the few guns you can hold W. Yeah, but you just can't shoot at range basically. Yeah, yeah
Yeah, MP7 got a buff recently to
Bro, it's like 9 15 a.m. On a Thursday, how are you on like your second or third stream of the day?
Hey, slow it down, bro, slow it down.
You're going to hurt yourself.
He's probably European.
Actually, that's true.
We are playing Counter Strike.
That checks out.
You said that with such a like, aw.
Poor guy.
Not at all.
Looks like someone who just got a bad diagnosis.
The opposite of anything.
Oh, boy.
Hey, they're back.
Good for them.
We had our first blatant cheater yesterday.
I saw that on my channel.
I saw that how'd you know that they were jumping and spinning and just head
shotting everyone with all my how does that let go on
they will eventually get banned like it's it's like a cat and mouse game the
anti-cheat to the thing is Corey cheaters have money too yeah it's crazy
their teams and vote pick them off they're honorable yeah they smoked up
top again and you can't rejoin premier if you get okay
let's push it a little pushy on here is that SMG
Bobby's clear they killed Dan
they got up through me
two more mini two more mini
holy shit nice dude
Yeah, we got me on vents. He's on vents close to hut
Wait for me wait for me let him plant
Yeah, you got on down you could just fall back. Yeah, and listen from the grabbing plant
Where was he
You grab the AK for me
My king I love you unless you want to keep the AK. I have to give it to me. Not fine. Thank you so much
That was crazy right there, I bought a gun.
Can you give that back and I can sell it?
I can't afford it.
Oh you did.
Wait, did someone take that gun?
Someone took my AK.
No, I said the gun I gave you.
She didn't give me a gun.
I did.
I threw you a gun at the start.
And then you said you bought a gun.
There was there was a breakdown in communication for sure. I don't think so. There's a break down here lobby
They're shooting squeaky yep
They're trying to put a hole in it to peek it yes, sir. Yeah, I definitely hear him in lobby. I got eyes on the hole
Wow one guy got me outside leaving you for oh
Sneaky guy got me
There you know, they're other pushing ramp pushing ramp
Yeah, they killed me two times one one or more as many oh all three reaper all three reaper I
Fuck oh fuck I shouldn't have been there was I
Did let a couple up so winnable
man that'll wake me up I am something's gotta wake me up and I'm broke too I can't
even afford next round I'm so broke here's a deagle oh here's a deagle here's another
deagle damn I remember y'all can pick up guns from the buy menu on the bottom you
can just click the gun you want to pick up okay oh he's so primes for and who got
that gun for you oh I'm gonna since I'm deagle into you I'm gonna come sit
get outside
you got that gun for you?
oh baby
i'm just gonna get the gun
yeah yeah yeah
they're not out here yet
yeah i'm just gonna go there
one's on boost
i'm kind of stuck
i got out
one's on silo
they smoked hot
smoking steps squeaky I think yep they're out squeaky on red they got upper
oh shit oh one mini oh the aim punch
I think we should I mean I would I would like to save one more yeah let's just say let's buy buying it can you can you for nades
Yeah, so they haven't been going outside with it
There was one though. I think we should still do it
We can just push around. Let's delay a few seconds. Don't throw it yet. Let me I'll tell you when the throw
Correct
One's very weak. Oh
Oh, I think I'm going to bomb Bobby.
One guy there.
There's more outside, lots outside.
Yep.
I'm going to try to be a little prick and get a gun.
Are they going forward?
Oh, good shot.
Nice try.
I'm just going to try to get that exit in again.
but they didn't come this week, he was so sad
let me get shot
my knee did one damage to a guy and 10 to another
I think I only hit Dan with my grenade
I think there were maybe more than one grenade that didn't make it to the target
mine exploded in the sky for sure
buy is the firework yeah that was that was pretty bad I'm not gonna lie so you
can buy an m4 and no helmet corks they are a case so head shot kills you in one
regard let's see if you have a helmet or not that is another good CT that's a
good point yeah I never thought about that until someone told me that like
yesterday and I went oh yeah doesn't make a lot of sense actually can you
smoke Corey and I'm getting the fuck out again yeah actually watch up this
time they got Dan yeah oh and they got me I'm allied off secret but they might
still be able to get through where outside still and they are quick man I
think they're going lower right shit yeah you want to go lower yeah yeah
because they're mating back towards the spawn I think.
One might become from the south.
Yeah.
Oh my god.
We're so quick with it man.
What do you think, I think I was hitting the rail there.
This has been a rough money game.
Yeah.
Fuck everything else we just got.
I mean they've gone outside every time.
We do be going outside a ton.
I'm gonna try to be like the quick-hut flanker outside
Then you've been flanking hot flanker. Yeah, let's do it. Let's mix it up
I'm going straight you're going quick-hut. I'm going straight through squeaky. Well, no, so you'll make noise. Don't do that
Don't do that. Never mind
Lobby no, I'm in lobby. Oh, yeah, you are my god
up to and spawn correct oh my god they jumped off of the yeah you got it
Oh
A third person action game from like 2008
Poor knees those poor knees
I got something for him I got something for him guy with one frag grenade
Did you say that cuz you knew that's what I thought I can see what you bought over here
Then they got one outside
These guys are legends I can't get the squeaky by the way, so that's fine. It's fine. You just double up outside
Did it open?
It just opens
The sombs outside
These guys are good. I'll go lower Corey
Why?
You say go lower. Yes, they're probably going through the back balls
Nice one
It's around many I think oh shit three two three two
Yeah.
Yeah.
Watch for the Heaven Wrapper, Paolo.
Yeah.
Alright, one still big garage outside.
Boom.
Clean.
Nice.
nice
Your feet behind me
Under me double doors
Shooting terrible shooting it's not your fault the railing was there
Good round good round
Is a respectable half mm-hmm
the ramping joe ears yes sir ramping joe ears 5-7 pretty good when you know I
have a bitch in your ear saying nukes the most CT-sided map in the game true I
love that gun by the way Dan that gun is so good where we going
crap yeah the Mac then yeah yeah it's really good for dislike it's a great
running gun guns. First he's been out of bullet swordsman. No fear guys.
Shouting in the chest for the guns. Good trade.
Oh under ladder one.
Taking everything from him. Bombs down guys. Oh.
I just
Oh
The job that saved his life
really push him out if they thought you wanted a time you had him.
Oh yeah, that was a good play.
I think that was the purpose of the game.
You're safe?
Yeah, I think we're safe.
I'll let you mute on that one.
I'm gonna buy another tech nine.
I'm not allowed to talk to Chad, I'm sorry.
Okay, I won't.
Damn.
I thought I needed a moment to go and make this.
Someone told me I had a knife shirt on and I said thank you.
That's all I needed.
Are we ramping pressure again?
Uh, let's do a lobby a second to see.
They might be aggressive and silly about it.
Are there something ramping?
Yeah, they're... oh my god.
That was a different guy.
One's coming to squeaky maybe?
I hear him.
Too squeaky, too squeaky.
Hard to hold versus guns, but they're quick.
It's crazy.
Nice.
Crazy.
Nice.
Honestly, crazy plays.
Love it.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
I think we work we work picks here kind of like a default round I'm gonna go up on
silo you try to pick someone outside I believe in Olypsia if you want like if
you want to go peak something or if you're feeling nervous you can just
drop bomb and putt or lobby yeah I could see them pushing hut this round
let's fuck this up so someone watch friend dance got it you're watching
Oh
One's out squeaky. Oh, sorry. Yeah, okay huge
Oh my god, oh my I saw the bullets go like that last two there. That's two. Yeah
They were both lobby. Okay, it's great around his head
That's how bullets work in in hard boiled as well. They only shoot the non main characters
I'm gonna try something
Nice crazy play, okay. Yeah
I do want to get Squeaky open to at least put pressure on him.
I was trying to nade open Squeaky, but I messed up.
This is a smart play, but he might be too stupid to fall for it.
That's something good.
Yep. Oh my god.
It literally, it was like the puck against Jeremy Swamin.
I'm so sad. I was hoping he would have...
I was hoping he would have heard Squeaky open and looked the other way once I was too long, but he was so far
He won't even heard the fucking squeaky
That's so upsetting
Oops, I think we still
Force this yeah, I can't buy head armor
We should rush ramp if they're gonna just rush it we should rush it in response to kill them at least
Cool it down and if they don't rush it we can back off and play fix again, but yeah
Yeah, there's like I think it's good to just well, let me let me. Yeah
Yeah, they don't have any tilling it.
I don't even see them here.
Oh, they would have been outside.
Yeah, they called outside.
So they could be seen here.
I'm playing wide open.
I hear vents.
It's better than me, Dore.
I'm gonna play.
Oh.
Oh my god, Dore is crazy.
Oh my god
I was like I'll just wait to hear the diffuse, but I got you
How did yellow wipe?
Yeah, it was pretty good man. He didn't stop
I'm not afraid to call it yellow is pretty good
Yeah, they are gonna carry their time place here we go stop the bleeding
I think it's holding for their rush, it's still the play.
Okay.
I'm gonna go upon the silo again.
Okay, we don't need that many to play.
Yeah, yeah, don't go in though, just hold.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Perfect, perfect, perfect.
Any vision Justin?
Dude.
Oh my oh my god they're too good they're too good they're better than us keep his ramp by the way
yellow might be uh interesting
that was just bad on my part I'm going on a little adventure yeah
I'm learning a lot here
Bum's Lobby. They're probably all just sitting with it.
Wow, that's so fast man.
Yeah, I told you that guy is interesting, you know?
That is very interesting.
He could have heard him jumping, but...
I don't think he's neat. No, no.
I don't think he would have heard that fumble from there. Who knows though?
It was a really hard one.
I don't know.
He rode in on me lower that one around, but...
Hey, that's like the second round in a row he shot you with like a pixel, like a micro
pixel.
Yeah, I mean that does happen.
But it's the, it's the only exacty where to look all the time on top.
Yeah, he, uh, I held an off angle and he, uh, aced the clear to one shot.
Oh, but you killed him.
I was yellow.
I was killing him.
I just killed him.
One more, one more.
Yeah.
Oh no.
Sorry guys, I killed all of you.
killed all of you. Oh, you needed me. Oh, that one's going in the highlight reel.
I'm going to assist on Corey. Yep. Yeah. You will be banned from the server if you kill
two more teammates!
I don't think...
I already have great advice for you here, other than to...
you might want to double back and try to go in here, but you do only have a minute.
Like, back to lobby I'm eating.
You can also just walk through this, they might not expect it.
Ohhhh
Sneaky Blending
Blue, blue, suit, yellow
Pillar of Blending
That's the warm up game
I need the wake up man
I wouldn't think too much about that one
That one was not a fair match
For one reason or another
And the thing was like
When people are like, oh it's either a smurf or a cheater
Doesn't matter
Game's ruined, you know
And both are kind of shitty
I am not evil, I just want to ruin other people's games so that I can have a good game
I can't talk because half the people we play with do that
Oh really?
Have you tried being that at every game and then you never smurf?
I was at the group, the group too I've been playing on maids I think, or at least the
ones I have
No
one person who isn't
not like one specific person but a lot of our lobbyists have had at least one person who's
on all
I haven't played with Timmy
Do not disparage my smurf cause he's an island boy
Like we were playing with Timmy last night
That was Timmy
That was his main
That was his main
That was his main
That was Timmy
They love dust
They are winners at dust
We could play dust
We could beat him at the wrong dust man
Let's swag on him
I'm all for it
He ruined this game. He needs a second chance. Everybody needs a second chance.
Island mine.
What are those guys up to now?
There's been a saga with the island boys as my chat continues to let me know.
Yeah, there's new stuff every week, apparently.
Wow, enemy seems really creative. Could play Mirage.
Now, Dan, this is your lot of dust too. Yeah, you get one. I mean to be honest, it couldn't go much worse than the last one.
Might as well give it a try. Oh, let's dust them up boys.
Dan does go crazy on dust.
It's just, everyone knows dust, you know? If I know what we're doing, we can win.
Well...
If you put out a map, you know what you're doing on those maps eventually. Yeah, I'm getting it.
We should go A long.
I learned smoke lineups for this map too, so I can smoke across accurately.
When do you smoke across?
At any point I can show you. Lineups are actually easy to learn, it's hard to remember.
Also the answer is any goddamn day, brother. Whenever I have a chance.
I was practicing lineups and then I was like wow this is so easy and then I got into a game
And then I was like okay, I'll do my lineup and my brain was like where wait is it that daughter that thought you don't have time
We're going long a just run it
Justin's muted if you I'm not sure if I'm trying to be yep
I was saying someone please buy a smoke and we're gonna smoke the cross when we take the cross
I already said yeah, and I'm gonna flash over operate now. Just go down. I was talking so I was not paying attention
He should be dead.
One car and that other guy is still there.
Smoke will be crossed.
I said it weird.
Smoke will be crossed.
Behind, behind, behind.
Oh my god, I think I did 500 damage.
He knows I'm in the pit.
He knows I'm in the pit.
He doesn't know.
He knows I'm in the pit.
He knows I'm in the pit
So in the future, we need to just keep holding W on those guys
You can go ahead and set up the corner
Especially pistol rounds
I'm going to buy a tech 9
I think this is prime tech 9 B rush
territory
my father and we don't slow down we don't slow down
I think even if they smoke it we run through it the only time you stop is a
mile
tunnels
tunnels guys dead I have a scout I don't want it
good smoke try using it watch heaven watch heaven
where are you
hear him tunnels tunnels as well
come watch him tunnel
he's on site
i thought you head shoted him
i thought i did too
swing him swing him
i'm not swing him for you
oh fuck i didn't have a sight line i'm sorry
I'm sorry, Cory, I thought I had sight on him when he was there.
That's cool, that's cool.
Damn.
I still have a good swing with the attack, so I think that was the way to do it.
Where are we going, boys?
That defects my gun purchase.
I think we'll try to work a default-ish.
We'll take, like, mid-long.
Let's go.
They might force and do, like, a mid-push to be very careful, but I will smoke Xbox.
Yeah, that's uh, like for the first few seconds
Let's just stand kind of by this car just this area and look to see them rush out mid
You don't want to go too far in case they do made it
Wait for it to bloom. All right, no needs. You could one made one made one made one made
Nice, I'm gonna go this up and then you can go along with your up and we're gonna take cat heroes. Okay
Go ahead.
You're going to be in CT or flanking if you want to stay there according to watch the
flank.
I got the flank.
Alright, sorry, sorry, my bad.
You're good.
You want it?
Yep, yep, yep, yep, one coming cat.
I'm going to nade it deep.
One long, one long.
I'm going to flash it too.
One CT, one CT.
2 Cat, 2 Cat, 1 down, 1 down, 1 down.
That was a good smoke too.
I forced them to have to make the bad decision to walk the cat.
I was just spinning my head like a psycho though.
Yeah, same kind of thing.
We kind of work that for a bit until it doesn't work, in my opinion.
Doesn't have to be fast either we just smoke the xbox again
Put some cracks in their armor
We should have guns now or like better guns I think okay, all right smokes down
I think I'll take out
Insane spray he's reloading and hurt on the left
Oh, not only the ops, they're two ops.
Actually, I think that was the original.
Nothing, nothing, nothing.
They're ready for this.
There you go, good job.
Still, still, still lapping.
Holy cow. Got him, you got him.
You doing good? One. Yeah, you got it.
Nice, last one's there, last one's coming to the ramp.
Oh!
On ramp.
If you wanna...
Oh, he's jumping.
Oh, I thought I saw him jump down.
I was gonna say a fun trick there.
If you throw your smoke up high over the wall, like it's a flash,
but run out instantly, you might catch him turning away thinking it's a flash.
Oh, that's just a bit of a mind-flood to think about like in the moment, but it's a lot of big brain
You know a long if he's gonna on mid like that. Yeah
Yeah, I can smoke the cross and it's he's kind of useless flash for you
It's gonna be a little late wait like two seconds one two it's out
Another one they smoked us
Oh, they came through behind behind behind behind behind. Yeah, you're okay Justin. Yeah
Up on top a I think no, oh, he's in the doors
Another there. Oh, yeah, Dan go go go. Yeah
Bad double peak
you're going to have to go then you can't you can't hold it not going to come here because
they have long when you so when you're doing this you're just letting them like they know
you're going to be flanked now you had you had the surprise factor and now they're
going to expect it look at that thing no I like the colors on
a little love tap and 15 kills on that thing you've got to watch battery in there or something
When you get up here again, I wouldn't walk in anymore around the corner.
Just run, run and get him.
They're expected.
They're expected.
Roe shooting like he works for Uncle Hoy.
Uncle Hoy is one of the characters from Hardboiled.
Oh, that's what you get.
That's what you get.
I get like in picks and it's not over yet, boys.
Run away into the tunnels.
You're almost out of time.
You don't want to die.
Oh he is coming, he heard him behind you, he is chasing him
The switch
Ohhhh
I am a bit broke, I am very broke as well
Yeah what is that?
Rush B?
Yep
I have to change my terrorist loadout
What are you missing big dog?
An SMG
hmm yeah oh yeah yeah
there are too many shotguns not enough smg's smoking uh double doors go go go go go go
fast go fast go fast go on you smoke go on sit right in the middle of the
side yeah right in the middle oh i think i am for the ammo huh okay
there's two no that was one guy that's a that's a decoy
No, I mean I saw two of them.
Oh, so I was meeting Dan.
I was, I was thinking.
What?
What do you mean that was you and Dan?
I was meeting Dan, because you heard that.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, before he was talking to me, so that was a...
Yes, yes, yes.
Yeah, indication right there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Of course.
Where do we go, that's...
I still like the idea of trying to work A.
You can do B, A.
You can try mid.
I'm gonna go lower B then mid.
I can't really smoke xbox then if you do that because you're going to be blocked off
if I do.
Oh yes, I'll work through that.
So you're looking for a cat guy.
Not if that smokes.
I wouldn't pick this quick because he's going to have an op.
He mollied short.
They're picking A doors to throw on.
They're just killing time.
Okay, I
Want to I don't have a flash do you want to be all P I'll pick it up jump pick it and then you go, okay?
I didn't see anything
I hear him on the left or heard him on the left. I'm gonna do it again. Oh
Yeah, he said they flashed cap my picket I
Hear to admit
If he's cat, he's past the steps.
wasn't close I he smoked it okay let's let's let's start going longer and start
going long okay I'll flash for you okay go fast go fast he could be close left
to you oh he's on the corner push him push him push him right here oh he's
hurt we got him but he's kind of crazy not not an awesome trade but we got
him that's what we're doing here take your gun out then this is a this is a
the gun situation. Oh, we keep keep going. Yeah, keep going. Yeah. Oh, Dan.
We got the team. Oh, my God, we won the round.
Justin with the more
tea. He looked like a tea.
Oh,
the rope. I could drop you.
I think we're kind of broken. Yeah, we're all going to roll.
I'm gonna drop a 1 AK.
A Polish take it.
Take that AK.
That was crashing out.
Hahahaha!
Good win boys, the most part we won.
Oh you rat, you rat!
Well my AK is down if you want it.
I'm ax, I was even looking for it.
This guy always does the same thing.
Oh, okay. Longs?
And there, close, he's close, he's close.
I'm bad, literally bad.
Oh, some behind, too.
Fired to give away my position and then just peek standing still with full spray.
I cannot buy.
Yep.
Oh, I just saw you refund everything real-time.
What do you think, guys?
Ah, I really don't know.
I feel like it's still a wait-from-the-push kind of scenario.
I'm going to drop lower tunnels with a note that's how to get aggressive.
Yeah, I'm going to wait long eight doors of the eagle and pray.
Make sure you're not visible to doors, Cory.
I'm going to wait from, like, walk out.
If you can, Cory, watch for them rushing up from there.
They got one tunnels
Oh, please put them in. I'll get this. I got this. They mullied it off
He was like in there. I can't believe I missed. He is doors. I hit him once. Oh
That should have been such an easy kill
Nice getting that corner like a little rat
let's take him
i got slot
nice
you guys might be there
one was long
oh there's one double doors
i'm just playing it quick
we have one
one tons
heaven heaven heaven
oh
oh
oh
Yeah, we can we can we can try to at least take the mid normally I'll smoke Xbox again that way
Okay, they're separated from the rest 13 we should have two people peek it. So it's not just a 1v1
I want to see if this guy comes in long
Hey, you guys all have Ryan the fucking peek alone
We're taking mid control we got it. I'll be walking up cat
one's in mid doors or long doors you have an a throat in there they smoked off
cat I'm just gonna chill in the smoke I don't know if he got out or if he's
hiding in the corner in there it's very hurt if he's hiding in there yeah I'm
gonna leave him
good play it's a cat yep yeah nice go away go away go away
so push cat long guys should be covered nice flash up and over oh yeah good
good guy guys still long orange has bomb I watch cat I watch cat I got spawn
Nice.
So what were we shooting for?
Nice guys.
Good plays.
Where did he shot from?
Where was that last guy?
Cat, yeah.
Cat?
Oh, okay.
He must have popped me a cat and then ran the other way.
Very nice.
I think we still just kind of keep doing that.
I think that will keep working and they'll keep pushing mid this time.
So someone needs to, two people need to peek at it at the same time.
And that's Corian Rhyme.
Corian Rhyme, I guess, peek in mid.
What are we doing?
Wait for the smoke to bloom, wait for the smoke to bloom, and then peek.
They smoked us off.
They smoked us.
They're definitely pushing up.
Okay.
I'm gonna cover back the other way.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Just back way the fuck up.
I hear the mid one try to sneak our tea spot like a little rat
but he's gone very very very very oh doors doors that was a leak guy I'm very hurt
where's he at I'm Molly them off doors he ran away on fire yes so one phone on
fire one beat most i kind of think we all turn out to be good i think we go
to be good baby yeah you can stop boys get those knives on
yeah maybe it could be be tons i'm just gonna flash it
yeah i'm getting busy i'll smoke off ct spawn one turn
tunnels you got bomb in yep i've left them tunnels but i cannot watch it
I'm not watching tunnels to me to me both made both in
I'm playing
Oh my god, I haven't had yet haven't done oh
Oh
Okay, and D. That was a brutal smoke. I should have stayed in it. It's all a meme
This one could have killed me
If using his ass
92 and 4 man
All right last round
I think we should wait for them to push up and make mistakes.
Let's do the mid thing again though, I'll smoke it and people peek it.
That's gonna be Dan and Ryan, you two are up front.
Yes sir!
How did that happen?
I'm opening a case of smoke then.
I thought I had time!
I thought I had time!
I see how that occurred.
Alright, they didn't smoke it, let's peek it through.
I'm waiting for long again, so I think he's gonna push it I'm wide-swinging cat. Yeah, let's go cat. Let's go cat
That's confidence
I don't know how he's alive. He's hard right once you're out of those doors. I'm smoking site. You may jump it
I'm not gonna do not take do not take you do not take CT
You got him you got
They just flashed from cat
We're gonna try to get to that car on the right
You go watch CT. Yeah, but like yeah
I
I
I
I'm like trying to dodge the bullets is my yeah
It's hard to draw to that
If you want to dodge and shoot you got to you got to shoot the move and shoot the movie
Yeah, I know I'm so used to like counters you know
strafing in every other shooter
Yeah, that's my home boys. Call it a big one that really go. Yeah
I'm gonna go along with you right. Yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna need it right off the bat
Yeah, and if they're not there we're just gonna both about facing because they're probably gonna be if they're not here
Okay
Oh, one's out. Oh, shit. Yeah. That was awesome. I think I hear short. Okay. Swing shorting.
Yeah, short. Oh, one tunnels. Oh, he's dead. Slumped. Good round, Alex.
Thanks, Kyle. Thanks, Kyle. Tell me to push. Good. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I love that.
Oh, three, three, one, well, one was a three tap, but two one taps.
I'm an MP7 armor.
I've been MP7 armor and more on second round.
MP7 so good.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm going to go short this time.
I'm not going to be with you now.
All right.
I'll make it long.
It's probably going to be me.
I got it.
I got it.
Oh
Mid I hear me it he's kind of quiet
I think one's lower
Nice, I want to be bomb done this last less I'm going to keep
I'm going to go tunnels on you.
I'm still down.
I'll push it with you, Corey.
These tunnels, tunnels, these tunnels.
Wow, man, it's good.
Damn, why am I the fodder every time?
I don't know about that.
I'm a Molly B this time.
Nobody blocks that. I can make this.
I'll go along. I spawned closest.
Yeah, smart, smart, smart. I'll take Cat.
I'm gonna go be with you, Dan.
Like I could spawn to you.
Y'all sure it's gonna be a little...
Actually, you know what? No, you...
Corey, you go be with Dan.
Okay. I'm gonna...
I'll be with Dan anytime.
Hey.
Alright, they did smoke. I think they might be going Cat.
I'm gonna follow them.
Oh, I knew it was you were Cat. I'm sorry. I threw a smoke at you.
That's okay, you know what buys me some time.
They might go out, let me go back.
Bees quiet.
Yeah, bees quiet.
He came out mid with the Deagle.
The rest of the mic go mid the, oh, hold on you got him.
That was a mini map.
It's gonna be able to.
Oh yeah, there's a one short.
I was looking mini map.
Oh, where was that then?
Uh, B-tons.
Good shooting corp, good shooting.
The bomb's at 8.
I'm through CT spawn probably, yeah, yeah, they're looking for ya.
They know I'm here.
How do they know?
Well, cause I just killed the guy there, he's probably like over behind the boxes and I couldn't move.
Why are we doing? Oh no, we could still.
Nah, we're-
I can't buy. I'm broke as-
Oh, we're saving?
I don't know.
Just buy whatever gun you can, push mid.
I love it. All five. All five.
I'm gonna throw an eight up.
Push mid.
Yeah, we're gonna push mid and they're all gonna be top left of it probably.
Yep.
I'm going to wait till I'm that long.
I'm going to wait till I'm that long.
Valium.
Nt, Nt.
Yeah, I like that.
Yeah, I like that.
Man.
I kind of strapped in front of you but man you...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I had to stop shooting several times, they only had to hit me for 39 to kill me
It's so tough when you peek and you see a guy and you're like your brain goes
line the head shot up and both the enemy and your teammate Cole has no one's fault
but like it's just like what do you do?
I'm back on short this round
I got Molly long
Get flash long, my Molly's all fucked
Gonna play from car
Flash mid
I'm giving up double doors. They're kind of blowing right across and it sounds like he's quiet
One pit he said he dinked pit he's dinked it they smoked the cross but flash mid
Did you kill one right? Yeah, I got one didn't I know you're there. You're gonna probably have to peak this
I think the last one is dinked last one's dinked. He's literally one tap. He was pit last
I'm going to flash over, he's long, he has bomb, I'm going to run bomb.
We can slow it down here, he has to plant a site, you don't need to rush him.
G-Splot!
Where did that work?
Nice.
Jeez!
Any loot?
Nice.
Pick his body clean.
I want to come through.
Molly on short.
Coming out on the end of the line.
Nice.
Shot him in his fucking toe.
Top a little bit. 3v2.
Probably one more B.
I think one's gonna be in the mid.
I think I heard something in the mid.
He might have crossed.
In the mid. Nice.
I
Could yeah, he could be on your right
Even looking at the screen
Oh, I have to go sign for a package. I'll be back. How do we pass? How do you vote fuzz?
She cannot escape
um
Call vote
Call vote call a tactical timeout. Yeah, everyone hit one
Oh
Oh baby, great time for you, you know what?
So Dan, good tip for that, when you throw a molly and then they smoke the molly and you
hear that, that means they're doing that because they want to run through it, so they're coming.
They are coming.
How does smoke beat fire?
That is not something I mentioned, really.
No breathing.
It does remove the oxygen, fire, you know, the triangle of fire, one of the pieces
is oxygen.
I want you to guess what I just picked up.
Portable grease dragon.
Huh?
Stickers.
A clay duck.
Nope.
Well, you asked us because we weren't going to get it, so tell us.
No, I'm not telling.
Oh, damn.
She's not telling.
Nope.
Got a guess.
What the fuck?
New computer.
Nope.
They flashed B. We're spotting A long.
I'm backing up off short. I don't feel comfortable there.
I got stuff flashing. They're flashing B.
Heavy flashes on B.
Got him. That was the guy A long.
One's on site. One's on site. One's on B.
They have to find out and slow it down.
I'm flashing in.
I gotta wait out that Molly.
Yeah, yeah, slow it down, slow it down.
I'm flanking.
Yeah.
There's two, huh?
I'm gonna throw another flash?
Sure.
Once Apollo's a little closer.
Let me know when you're about to peek Tunnel Apollo.
Peeking.
Flash fine.
Oh, I got killed from the spawn.
Bomb is still B. I saw it on the map.
Oh, he's visible.
Okay.
Oh, you relished it.
The timing on that.
Oh, baby.
Anyone need a bite?
Oh, no, I'm good.
That's the power of repositioning, baby.
If you know where they're going, they don't know where you're going.
Optime.
I'm gonna be along it's probably gonna be a long oh if you loved it too so it's
everyone but I played on spawn I played this on spot smoke maybe yeah it's gonna
be cat in a long I think I'm leaving you alone here Daniel okay
Oh, flashing.
Got some steps at B.
Nice. Perfect. I'm back again.
Throwing fire.
Throwing flashbang.
Whoops, it's B.
No, no, not on, not on.
I don't see anything.
Okay, nice.
Nice.
Flashbang.
Flash mid and peek.
Yeah, one cat. Got him.
I fell back to safe.
I'm blind.
Bomb down mid.
The last one might have been B-tons, if Dan did hear him.
He'll peek it.
I'm watching the other side of the Apollo.
I'll peek off you.
Actually, no, watch the middle.
Okay, I'll look top mid.
He's B-tons like a little rat.
He's in the corner.
I got your B door so you can't go through B and we just slow play it thank you I hear
him.
Oh spawn.
Nice.
Good play.
Good play.
Good play.
Nice.
See it right there Ryan like oh actually never mind I'm looking at the angle again you had
it.
You're good.
Yay.
here's a gun so I should go ahead here you saw that down I'll buy you should go
long you could buy arm try to try to Molly the doors like literally game one
if you can I have a Molly up if you want to try it like when you think you're
around the corner around the corner or you can like look down because they
might flash you and it lowers the time of the flash you're looking away
oops they did Molly they did fly out there out he's very burned he got
by our Molly but he is out. Another one's A long. Another one, another one. Nice shooting.
Watch me, Dan, watch me. Secondary. Aw, fuck. Are both there? There's one.
Only confirmed one long. Only saw one. So one could be cat. There was one mid too.
Nice. Bombs down. Last one. I'm gonna flash and peek.
I'm still watching Kat.
You can play Pit here, Ryan.
I like this, I like this right here.
Right there.
You're on short, Dan?
Okay, so he's going to slow walk.
He's not going to like quick peek you here.
What's your advice for this?
Stop moving around like this.
Calm down, take a deep breath.
because it's really unlikely that he like fast peeks this right so he's just
gonna slowly walk in front of your crosshair if he's here manually lower my
rate
ah he's on cat he's not gonna have time so get ready to hide right now you
know I was there I flashed him twice you don't have to pick this friend he's
gonna come cat for sure
I may have lied yeah
Bro we won dust against the dustlers. Yep. Yeah, that doesn't mean anything man
I'm so close to ranking up. I got a hair of xp. I need I'm so close to yeah
You can open the cases they give you because they like only give you one every six months, so it's like really cheap
We don't obviously take the kilowatt case. I
Guess you take the RA revolver cobalt grip after that
Or do you take the sorry the sorry spray?
Sorry, sorry. I gotta take sorry spray
Also, you're the lobby king Ryan just reminding I will launch it
But first I have to put I have to put spray on my inventory. That's so fair. I have to put sorry on my inventory
I should say
Load out
Sorry is just perfect for me. I could use it for BM or GM.
What do you guys think is better police story or a hard boiled
I
Gotta give it to hard boil the police story
Police story police. That's familiar. Who's police story Jackie Chan?
Okay. Yeah. Yeah, and that is what I was thinking. I
Have to see hard boiled. It's really good
It's on the criterion channel right now
They got a channel now?
Well, it's like their streaming service, their digital streaming service.
You could also watch Love in the Afternoon, Eric Romer, his final of the Six Morality
Tales.
I
Will do look at our nuke or sorry our dust the dust graph now
Actually huge
Who are passing Mirage?
Well, let's play inferno
Oh
Do we want to I mean I like nuke, but they also like nuke, but I also don't care that they like nuke. Yeah
It's going to be dust.
You guys are voting for dust again?
Yeah, pretty bad.
You could have left the newbis inferno to play inferno.
But that's not saying we wanted to play inferno.
I'm really bad.
I have to have a really bad new crown.
Hey!
Oh!
CT inferno.
Banna bread.
All right.
Legit question.
When...
Yes.
I'm like one or two wins away from getting ranked.
What do you think my number is gonna be?
You won't insult me.
4000.
Probably.
Probably 2000.
I'm calling 4000, I believe in him.
In the 2000s.
That's just because when you showed that picture, like...
In the year 2000s.
If those were the ranks.
I don't know, it might be higher.
Maybe I'm a bozo, I don't know.
Mott, these guys are bad.
playing with us the game will put us in higher so here's the thing I've I played
with Justin he got ranked like 5k above me or whatever
even though we all played the same game and we played with like 20k's so it
doesn't it doesn't matter who you play with where you gonna play a baller I
will play wherever I play banana I'd like one of us today when I was in but
I'm closer to ace. I'll go. I'll see what you're saying. Yeah. Yeah. Oh
Split the good place
I mean say it randoms online they they just rush B
They do love Russian B you buy a grenade 5-7
Grenade over the top it's over for them man
get body blocked by your teammate a hundred times trying to throw the game in front of me.
There would be no way to knock, so that's not nice.
I hear guys yelling, that's about all I hear.
Yeah, that's about all we're hearing.
We got problems, it'd be.
Huge.
I could have had like 80 damage.
I could have had 80 damage on that one.
That one grenade oh it would have been like a nail bomb
Thank you
No, you'd seen those videos where you start by jumping on top of an awning and then it they'd bumps you forward three spaces in the queue
No, we're safe here. I
Are you still young at me or is that the other person there?
I just walked up and stood still I don't know what he's yelling at
I've left the lines guys are both doing a that's right it's a savey right
who's like team off of that it looks like they're going banana again
out oh my god actually one's all made
about keep looking on the left comments oh let's just shot me through the wall
oh my god you hold down I'll rotate okay all right who's holding Dan
I
Want to be in boiler room hallways
Try the site bubble. Yeah, leave leave leave
When oh
Nice, oh, he's got doesn't say he's gonna hit K. Don't keep eating
Made him regret it a little bit though
I would probably reload still on your left on your left
you rat that's a tough one
Yeah.
All right, boys, it's our time.
I'm going to I'm going to push up and hold banana from closer.
Yeah, so I'm going to check some eggs at it.
This time on Molly patrol.
Come on, come on, would you rather be left side mid their core
or would you rather decide I don't care?
All right, now you know how it feels.
That's a little more mind-fledd.
You've got to also worry about Palace.
Oh, OK.
I might go up in Palace.
He's behind Bales.
I keep on the Palace when it is just a part of the fight.
I got lit.
I got a bail.
One's hopping me.
I'm a little hurt.
You might turn around.
Come in.
The flash mid.
I'm going to fall back to site.
Spawn's gonna be open though, if one of you wants to rotate over it.
We got our own stuff at B, I think.
Okay.
Oh, you can boost up there, holy shit.
Don't worry, if you die, I'll take your armor.
They might not hear that, right? Just hold there, do not move ever.
Is that-
Oh my god, oh my god, he's one tapped.
I heard- I heard the sound.
I heard the brink, and I went, stop shooting, because I've got him.
Yeah, I eat that. I eat that shit all the time.
I see a gun there. That's a tough one.
Huge. Huge.
Whoo! 2v2!
Corey's got the flank.
Oh, it's A! It's Planet A! It's Planet A!
Holy shit. That's annoying.
Uh, yeah, I didn't hear it.
I think you just gave guns.
You don't have time.
There's let me uh, let me see if I can okay little blue
I'm so I'm now
Or yeah, get out of that court get out of there. Maybe you're gonna pick on me when they run out. I
Would just save the gun
I want to get that the offer turns out they went the other damn site
kill them right and he can ask guys I feel like
I'm bad can you kill him Corey since I'm going to I'm going to be playing this round
I'll be back.
Spooky Charlie is on site next time I get all tap control.
Spooky Charlie, enjoy the next.
This is like a man who's been, he's going to go to court and he's going to be found
guilty.
He's going to plead guilty, but the courts are all backed up, so it's going to take
a couple of weeks for the court date to get settled.
Is that their smoke a baller?
Yeah, got one.
I'm running.
I'll keep watching this, you're gonna watch halls from there.
Halls got you.
Yeah, here one in there for sure.
That's bomb here?
A halls.
Okay.
Double rotates.
Ah, I do tell him hands when he came out.
Oh, I'm with you, I'm with you.
It's a 100%.
Yep.
You're gonna want to go quicker from here.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, oh my god.
Oh, that's unfortunate.
One right side.
Now that you guys have got Pit, you gotta go.
Gotta go, gotta go, don't stop, don't stop.
Take the right side.
No time boys, you gotta go.
Nice Pit, last one.
Oh.
I'm not sure it was Spooky Charlie.
I think Spooky Charlie gets to live.
Who the fuck is Spooky Charlie?
I'm not going to ban somebody from my chat so I just found the first message that pissed me off.
Oh, okay, that's probably someone else.
I'm going to ban a bee. I'm literally doing nothing a bee. Let me play apartments.
Circle back around to it.
Mollye up mid, made the B, yep.
They flashed.
I don't want to go back down towards the B, I think.
You guys have a smoke or something?
One apartment.
I do, I do.
Where do you want me to smoke?
I'm bailing, I'm bailing.
Oh, you were parked.
I didn't know that was you here.
Oh, he pushed.
You should be lit though.
They are smoking here?
You jumped there.
My God.
I winged him.
I can't even get him killing.
Coming here.
Wow.
Oh.
I
Come in here
Wow, oh that's crazy
You think your brother
They're both here nice shot. Oh
I misread the math my bad
I
Try good try tnt
This is a tough one bro, is anyone gonna say it we should stick the best
Kicked by a kit we need a faster rotates as I think are yeah
Yeah.
No, no walking on the rotate.
And it's better to go through spawn
than to push down through there and stuff.
Okay.
I'm gonna go till for mid, which is scary.
I do, but I have no idea where to throw it.
So I said, you know what, that's for next time.
All right, there's a couple mid getting ready
to execute on it, I think.
They're gonna become on your side, Ryan.
OK, I'll play patio.
How many, but do you see any more of all?
Yep, nope.
Just brand.
They're not up.
They might double back.
Hope they mullied.
I'm going to watch your apartment while you watch that.
Thank you.
I'm going to go through church, see if I can see.
Banana mullied.
Is it still smoked?
No, right?
OK.
Flash to D. Flash to D.
I'm going to get ready to go B, because I think they will.
two
no one
that's bomb there
propane on over
i'm on my way
income of
good place
all in sweet suck up the utile
You're both crazy. I only hit both for 20.
So that was good to hold in.
And sometimes you just don't get money in this game.
I don't think I've had a kid.
The whole game.
Well, I'm getting a kill in the next six rounds.
It's happening.
I believe in you.
All right, boys, that's our time.
In T's, in T's spawn.
I'm going to stay in his friends.
MAPES Apartments?
Not like a decoy, huh Corey?
A couple in mid, but they're not up yet or anything.
Yeah, maybe.
Oh, one through!
They're through!
Oh my god, they're on site.
I'm gonna flash it Apollo.
Bro, they used the TP scroll.
Oh
Come on try one site one's pit both hurt
Good fire that's pit right yep, they literally have
Like I don't know how they get on that site. Oh, I guess it's a nice month made and then just ran in
Yeah, I see if we have two on a am I supposed to be playing from balcony or is there a better spot
Oh, I like playing pit because you can watch balcony or cover it with a little half wall and watch the yeah
I've watched the left mid
Yeah, I see normally normally I'll play porch and you just listen for a part
Okay, and poor chance pretty much like right opposite me porch is that little overhang right here
Okay, I'm going to play Pip though because it's slightly safer. I didn't buy a gun
They're smoking mid again. They might be doing the same thing
Nothing beat nothing deep in that a quick
I'm rotating back
Have me very smoked off
Yeah, they're through already. Yep. Yeah, spanned one one went left mid. I think you got him
It might have been a...
No, no, no. We pushed the banana. We pushed the banana.
Ah! Oh, okay.
One left mid by patio.
I caught Molly.
One... I don't know where that is.
I'll get him on the other side of the apartment.
Yep.
One apartment, one apartment.
Dance on, dance on.
One apartment still behind you, Dan.
Oh, he's Molly stuck up there?
Yep.
Oh, shit. It's just me.
They have they have time to
They didn't I didn't know you were a or broke I could I could buy you I was not I just didn't have a bed and buy a gun
It was like my best round to like that was I was laying in some serious shots there
All right boys
They don't get a they never touch you
It can be tough. Tough game.
I hurt one a little bit. I think they're trying the same thing again.
I threw a bad flash. Something's not happening.
Yeah, they're nading the shit out of it.
I'm blind.
Bomb down, bomb down.
I got the one by patio. I don't need any more. I think they were faking it here. I'm going to leave to try to get to bomb.
I'm going to stay pit and play. Or you can fix this with me. I smoked it off. There could be one like really close corner here though. I'm going to clear it.
See if you can get over here. I'm just going to do a bomb. Okay.
If you can walk it, there's no rush.
You need both Dan and I or just the one?
You can both come here.
Alright.
Oh no.
Oh.
Keep holding that, Corey.
I'll swing off your flash.
Oh, he swung it.
He swung it.
Nice.
The last guy's banana and Bomb's banana.
So he could get it and run back.
If you want to watch from there, Dan, from the cross end, he's not in yet.
I pull your gun out.
He planted.
He planted.
He planted.
yet I'm coming
we can do this
has come out at the same time
go together same spot of the same way to outside
you wanna run it around
got to be church church church church
not as well-played well I got a kid if you need it
you got it you got it
Oh, the Kittler.
Very well played.
Nice job, boys.
Nice job.
Nice job.
The three K's.
Oh.
Holy.
We took the piss out them, man.
He did say we took the piss out them.
Yeah, that's a good situation to like, as long as you're not
like grouped up, run up together,
and you know, one trades the other.
Yeah, that makes more sense.
Yeah, yeah.
Instead of going in like one at a time,
like they would do in like police story?
Yes.
Like if they just had a run.
if they rushed jackie bro they could have just pinned his arms and legs and
then they could have he would have been done he would have been done
that's funny because in cs for forever i've always said like are we jackie
chan movie
uh-oh
if we all just go in one at a time makes perfect sense no one no one's here for
banana
they smoked mid but no one's here
they smoked banana and people are shooting back up yeah back up
i think it's gonna be
they flashed and mollied me why don't you rotate them and i'll i'll
stages in case yeah yeah how many are on B site none yet one came through one came
through two came through three three three came through there's two more on
there I'm gonna find them we're on site oh no he's on site one's on the far
One's backside. Back of sight.
Oh, you're in, right? You're in.
I'm peeking from spawn.
Nice.
Yeah, once you're left on banana at least.
Yep.
Yeah, one side.
Back of right side.
it. Oh, that was banana guy. Did you hit the first shots on me? I think. Yeah. Okay. Okay.
Two eights. Two eights. Impot. This is bad for me because it's impossible to get six
Seven I can't buy I can't buy yeah, oh I got you buy me a gun right yep, or just yeah, just dropping a gun
Thank you no problem
I don't have any utile unfortunately, I might just peak this then to be honest. Yep
Try to beat the nades
You wouldn't fall nothing beef and out of clear smoked up mid. I have to back up
It's fast day, it's fast day. For sure.
One screw, one screw on patio. Damn with the scowl.
Bomb down mid, bomb down mid.
Bombs, yeah, bombs right here.
How much on your flank, Corey?
That was a great shot.
What the fuck?
One apartment, apartments?
jumping down behind you Corey?
keep looking behind you Corey, he can't, Justin's got your angle
he's a boiler, but now he's 15
I had the backup for a sec
still one behind, McCory's looking
he's weak
yeah, I missed the shot man
They're on site. They're on A site. I'm hiding.
You could have gotten bomb and went B.
I'm gonna rotate.
Two steps A.
Did you see both site? He heard them. Yeah. Yeah. It's like he knew where he was.
What a rat, what a rat!
What a rat!
What a rat!
He knew where he was because Dan killed a guy from that spot earlier.
Oh!
That one, I hate to defend the enemy team, but that one doesn't seem sus to me.
Oh, I'm not even saying it's sus, it's just like, it's so crazy for a dude to like
walk around court and just shoot him in the face instantly.
I'm surprised they didn't book a B. I'm giving them too much respect.
Damn, I'm outfragging someone.
Go, go, go!
They orange you gotta fucking get it together man
He's five and nine. Yeah, look at his damage, bro. Oh, I see is that what dragging me?
That's big in EP cleaning. Yeah, be very young. They might run up to the smoke to left side. I got left
I haven't done shit
Another one another one
Another one bomb down nice
I think that I hear I think you're not yeah, I think season boys. Let's go get him. He's gonna be bottom in with an opera
Lee it is last round. I heard him spawn
Probably on all me the ball off. He can't go be he can drop you off
It's not a pill battle but it's doable
Who wants to be the smoking gamer?
I'll do it, what do you mean do it?
So when we get up mid, you're going to smoke off the left side
We're going to go all mid here, don't go straight up mid, we're going to go this way
Yeah, I'll just follow you and then you tell me when to throw it.
Absolutely.
Honestly, throw it when you get there.
We don't need to just run at it.
I'll pin you where to aim and throw it.
Ryan?
You okay?
We're fine, we're fine.
There's two ways to get to all of them.
I bought a smoke without realizing it.
What's wrong with me?
You did, you did.
I'm not buying armor.
Push this guy, don't let him get away.
He's in boiler room.
Oh, Falcon, he's behind you.
Oh, oh, yeah, they just rushed everything
They did
You cut my dick off my penis he did
That's our time safe
My we need a force we all have a choice ten three. Yeah, let's place it. We got an SMG and armor. I
I think we do the same thing same thing. Yeah
Someone want to sit bottom of a ramp looking for that be rush because they're probably gonna do it
I'll do it. I'll do it. You got mine. Everything else with me
Are you shot Justin in the foot?
Be careful for this balcony trap again. Oh, yeah, one's in there. What's gonna be in the window of there?
Yep
Oh my god, what happened to my mouse?
There's one in the smoke in front of me.
Wait a second.
You don't have to play with this one, do you?
It's a big one, boys.
We need this one.
He's flanking.
He's flanking.
He's hurting, running away.
Yeah.
Nice.
Oh, good try.
I heard that.
Oh, good try. I heard the hit.
Yeah, all things considered.
Considering the range disadvantage.
Oh, I got scared that tends to every muscle in my arm at the same time.
They're just going to keep pushing everything like that, I think.
Yep.
Go out and stop.
It's working.
You're not going to push me this time, I think, because I held it.
They're going to go apartments again, and I'm going to...
Let's go, B. Let's go, B.
I hate you, trust me.
Well no, they're scared now because I held it. They're not going to push it so we can push it.
WK it or no?
Yeah.
Uh, one long.
Mid, mid I should say.
We keep an 8, we keep an 8.
Watch behind, watch behind Dan.
Any smoke respond?
Nice.
Okay, fuck.
Come on, come on, come on.
One more CT spawn?
Looking at
That was crazy
Dan
Hold that corner tight. Why don't I'm sure I had to try to be like oh, oh, banana. I got you
All right, I'm gonna leave you to that. I got wall bank headshot through this
Perfect
Sorry, I didn't mean to overrule. I think it'll be I just had a good feeling about it. No, it's fine. I'm the dialer
I'm gonna drop actually I could hold on to this I'm gonna anyone want my galeel so I'm gonna buy an AK. I'll take it
Yep, you can slow it down. No
Yeah, I'm gonna they're gonna need this shit out of B. No
Smart smart. Yeah, just work something slow if you all want to work out middle
But like just be looking for them to rush you don't have to rush it up
I'm gonna be looking at the windows from up here
So look for something like run through the hallway. No one would be okay
I
You slow play for a minute Corey. I got a smoke for left side mid nice. That's all guy down
Smoked out left side
We're hurt feet out there. Let's let's try to go right together. Oh
Good good trade good. Another more that's two down. We could turn around and go B. Yeah
I'm gonna go coming coming I learned names today to make them think we're committing. Okay fucking digged me from behind. Oh
my god
Good shot the D guy. Holy cow
You gotta get to that bomb
It's planted wide open. I'm just gonna play insanely passive fighting
You know what check this lineup out don't even know it just going for it I
Haven't picked anything could be anywhere. I was only one
Oh
Right this out they had guns
Let's check church he's saving there something
You're gonna live oh
Oh, I think we stick to that.
We keep bunish, bunishing money.
I can't talk anymore.
I'm banned from talking.
We keep punishing the players if they do that.
Bunishing, oh, who dropped the flash?
Me, I don't want it.
I don't like having to go.
Don't don't Molly the window this time around.
Oh, OK, OK, because I'm trying to I'm trying to make him go in there
to shoot him from where I'm standing.
Say no more bro.
It's still not a bad Molly to do usually.
I don't want you to be Molly discouraged.
They crossed right on mid.
You should be.
I didn't know you could get up here Justin.
Yeah, yes.
Good to watch those windows from.
I got one deep mid.
I killed him.
They're shooting man.
Mating banana.
Hello.
His boiler really hurt.
Oh, he challenged me.
I hate him.
Sorry, oh my god up in there. Nice. I do a grenade. Good name. I can flash in Corey. I'm gonna smoke left
So one's in one left mid one left. Yeah, I got one B one B max y'all want to just leave leaving a B
The timing
Oh
Fuck
No, it's smoked
Just start pumping it you can do it
Oh, in the future then you don't want to smoke the bottom like that
Because they could just walk and diffuse it
Yeah, but they don't know where it is
No, they'll find it
Sorry, I heard go be so I was clearing B. We tried to run in the tool
They all got killed from all but that guy was in all mid the whole time something. I am surprised no one checked it
You had killed me from there like 30 seconds per hour
two cost me as we got
that's one down halls probably gonna be another all they love that shit
yeah there's one other on the got to be
it's very go be okay I'll cover you while you fall back around
thank you sure you're sure I'm gonna throw some stuff like we're hitting a
Oh, he just ran me through the smoke randomly.
Cool.
You guys have to keep pushing it though.
It was from the smoke.
Oh, from CT.
Okay.
We get in quick.
He could be church.
He could be church.
Oh, he's boosted on the lamp.
That's a...
Oh, that makes sense.
Dan, he's to your left.
A pie a little bit.
Good cause.
Good cause.
I
Defined this round bro less one less one unknown. You guys got a grab bomb inside. Where's bomb inside?
You might come see banana. Oh, no along CTC T
Nice guys good job
And that seemed like a little defiant there
I like I forgot that little awning existed. It's great for people on the smoke. Yeah
I'm just getting Corey some cover.
I'm sick of that.
Anyone else stressed out?
No, this is the best part of my day, man.
Yeah, stress out comes at 4 PM.
Watch for window.
I'm not doing the window look this time.
I'm trying to look me in.
They do a really bad job of holding B.
One jumps across mid.
He's probably going to go window.
window I got the window Corey if you want to watch for the halls guy yeah yeah
get a couple of boys he's gonna get me I'm gonna need them right here take some
of those I got them somehow I'm up here now I'm up here now good flank Corey no
one else is up here I don't see anyone left mid I'm still smoking it I'm in
apartments balcony he's taking one day a lot I'm leaving up nope we're up on
balcony with you we have bomb we're coming we're talking about the same guy
you killed you for do you have a shotgun I don't know I think you may have
talked to your AK but I don't know the name go go go go go go go go go go go
it could still be one in apartments I don't know if that's true I'm plant
at the smoking library.
Good kills.
Is that a good smoke?
Oh, yes, not a bad smoke.
Smoking like right there, too, is good to block off that whole side.
You saw the forces on the rotator.
Nice.
Nice.
Oh, and the U-Tilt, the U-Tilt.
Change!
They're probably, they're probably crashing out.
Yeah, we can actually win this.
It's winnable.
Get a couple picks, as Justin would do.
Get a couple picks.
Low little pickies.
So just, just so you know, on B they're not throwing U-Tilt, they're just holding way back.
So it's, if we just all go there, it's pretty easy.
Overload them.
Let's try it.
All low there.
He falls back to CT or site like he just doesn't really
You need to pre-natal just to kill him
Yeah I've been doing that I've been doing that
I'm gonna sub pre-natal vitamins
Yeah see he just runs like
Look at me CT
Yep
Black and red
Okay
Might still be one in site
On site, on site, on site
Got him
Nice get in there
You got the point
I got you, I got you
Great call, great call
I'm going to play this back corner. Also, just some names real quick. This box here is
called New Box, the one where Dan is. And the one I'm standing by is called Emo.
I think Banana, Banana, Banana.
There's one CT.
One CT, he's lit a little. One Banana, two Banana, two Banana.
Two Banana.
Last two, last two. Or no, one was still CT, I think, sorry about that.
Yeah, I'm watching the one in church.
Oh, I knew I got one. One more Banana.
He's lit.
Nice.
Get out of there.
I'm sorry.
I'm walking in front of you.
Goodbye life.
We make these when we live.
You guys are fine.
You're fine.
I heard the fuse.
You want to go back to the fall after that?
Yeah.
They had guns, right?
I don't think so.
Maybe I saw one M4.
I'm worried they might just like do something weird like rush.
rush.
It could be low on money at this point I'm not sure.
But yeah, don't go B this time because they're going to 3 to let it.
I'm going to go on the balcony again looking for the halls guy.
I'm going to throw one nade though.
No molly for a window then?
Yeah, yeah.
Watch for the other halls.
The other way, halls.
Yeah, I've always got that.
I'll smoke the left mid.
No one can get this time, I think they're playing a more passive there.
left mid yeah I'll hear anything here to come with you they're probably playing
pit or balcony or something we might want to you know what wait for that smoke to
go down we're gonna go left mid right okay nobody patio I'll just keep holding
it oh okay I'm holding well careful when the smoke goes down like the be
looking that way one was balcony one was balcony
There's two more, two more.
There's one in the library.
Yeah.
You can get Bongo B.
Yeah, I'm doing.
Nice try.
I thought for sure he was gonna reload.
I gotta go pure really quick.
Me too, me too.
I won't queue good resilience though good mental to stay in there
I'll be right back
You guys both had a good games
You're here here here got a quick palette clumsier here boys quick one
What kind
Kill a lot
You know, it's not too impressed with that one
Kill a lot of them have good knives in it. What is the knife in it? It's like the kukri. It's got it's got no Doppler
I just I
I'm just trying it the guns are cool. The the the the guns in it. I'm just trying to beat another case
It's got a what's the what's the I remember the gun that I liked in it
I
Was a nice pink a nice pink one time. Oh, I just said I love that M4. I want that M4. I don't have it
Black Lotus. Yeah, I got a cup. I'll send you on
I'm back
Hi
I like that. I thought we didn't win. I felt like we we showed some gristle on that one.
Oh my god. Yeah, we didn't see it.
I'm hoping I don't get that. Jesus Christ.
What you got in that thing?
Oh fuck, is it a knife?
Did you guys ever think that Tony Lung in Hard Boiled, he basically has a stat track on his gun?
Because he folds a paper crane for every man he has to kill.
Ryan, did you watch Hardboiled like today?
I watched it this morning, yeah.
Yeah, okay.
Okay.
What gave it away, Corey?
Just like...
It's a hitman movie and it's called Hardboiled.
It's like a...it's a cop...cop movie.
A cop movie?
Cop movie.
Cop head movie?
Yep.
Imagine the first movie to take 100 years to make
I mean, they made a TV show
Isn't there a movie where they
It likes was shot over 30 years, and it's not out yet with Matt Damon. Oh
I don't know. I think about like boyhood. Yeah, this is like the Odyssey combined with boyhood
Hmm. All right. It's like the real Odyssey combined with the movie boyhood
Yeah
You're back boys
I'm back we should let's not let's not ban ancient let's ban anubis and murah and mirosh
okay yeah i will let we make them ban one of the shittier maps and then we pick we have a
better pick of our maps i imagine they banned dust to uh overpass here or dust to nuke
oh that actually i didn't actually see the title of your stream that makes so much fucking sense
Actually
Yeah, we're playing guys. I don't think we just do honestly
You guys believe too much in these little maps tell me shit nice. I feel like everyone's more comfortable on DT. Yeah, that's fair. Absolutely
Let's say if you get ancient it's okay
But then I saw you guys play that one yesterday where you said that and then it was like the most match I've ever seen in my life
Well, that was the person cheating.
But then it was 4v5 and we did almost a lose.
We did on map.
I do like that map, but it is a bit much.
I don't like the maps where there's just like a billion places to hold.
It just feels bad.
I'm so sad that we're never going to get cash on CS2.
Cash was my favorite map.
We got dust!
The pressure has cash!
I made cash books for Valorant, yeah.
Oh!
I am alone over here with most of the Valorant maps are pretty good.
There's one or two stinkers.
They're very far away from everyone with bombs.
We'll just go A then.
Cash is coming away, Pete.
I love you, Pete.
I'll flash out long.
You know the play.
I shouldn't run in first with bombs.
The flash to bounce off and hit us my long flashes have actually been peak. I just didn't have confidence get ready. I'm confident comes
Remember to remember to hold up you guys. No stop. Don't be scared
See I was a bit early on the flash. That's okay. He's playing
There's three there three there
You guys are kind of
Oh god they're mid
Oh man
Well, yeah, okay, I mean they went wrong
In 7...
99 in 4!
Oh Valve Bot Cash, let's go
Oh, I love that
Alright, someone else IGL
Yeah
I need to save rounds
What's IGL?
Uh, it's in-game leader
Let's go, let's go
There we are
Let's go
What are we doing?
It's a save round, who knows?
Okie.
Lower.
Got holes.
Oh my god.
I should have that guy.
Guys, these guys are really good.
Oh my god, the aim punch on that is crazy.
I have a theory as to something occurring, but that's just me.
A theory?
A theory.
Yeah, I'll keep it close to my heart
We don't lose dust so that's my theory
Yes, sir, I think we're the pick workers
Pick working. Okay. I understand. I know my role
Ryan what's my role on this one pick yeah, SMG lower tunnels
You gonna meet Justin no, oh maybe eventually
That's not a lot of time.
Oh my god.
Wait for this one to go in.
I already bought it, man.
You could refund, but that's okay.
And it's better this way, actually, anyway.
Jesus.
Nice.
That was mid-boy, right?
Okay, the hatch out there.
Yeah, that was a good guy.
Both of me, 19-off B, at least one did.
I think I heard some rotates there.
Bombing the shit out of long.
I'm gonna swing Kat. I'm up Kat. I'm swinging again. Let's go Kat.
and they smoke long, they smoke long
I don't smoke
one's under, CT spawn
oh the box is about to smash
the last cat
nice
Oh, that was some tactics there were some tactics involved in that one
Nice boys nice. We don't lose dust. We don't lose it
IGL what's the call here cap? We're picking I think we're gonna pick almost every round. Yeah, okay
Can I get a boy Daniel can you buy me an AK or Corey? Oh, yeah, sure. Sure. Take one of those call me in the morning. Thank you
Watch it only be tricky and lower be if any of y'all are going that way no one is we're fine
smoking xbox if you want to wait for it it takes a second yep they flashed that
along I'm gonna cross-court you cover me yep one tried to push cat you backed away
okay that came from either mid or tons that was tons it won't yeah it was lower
if you haven't a lob it just down at the bottom of it try to get it not through
the doors where you got a lot of times yeah I'm covering long yeah Adam with an
aid Molly boys long long oh my god that was crazy we should go along oh blank
see fun he fucking dinked me dude I'm kind of pins cat all right
I'll flash out one lower be one short don't go lower be in short
Trading your item week. Yes, sir. I've smoked for the cross or you got I got I don't know
Ha
Even though we weren't tending that close together
Interesting or was he site I think on site
I
Can't come in
That's true, could you you could have used me?
nice
I could have just been the crew
Good shots though 65
dang
Yo ice man and chat. I'm not playing counter strike with the controller stop asking
19 and 1, yum yum
Alright, we can still do defaulty stuff
Can we just play? Me and Justin are going to go mid
I'm not going to smoke at this time, can the three of you go B and just hold?
Yeah, sure
And then I'm going to call and when I call you guys, you're going to bust out of B, okay?
Okay
But keep an eye on Tons, make sure uh...
I really don't think this round is so sad, it's not smoked, I'm trying to save my smoke
He just mollied it
Cat's probably going to peek
The last time
On mid you can watch tunnels with Corey I think yeah, yeah
Another one that's you made to me to me
Oh
one cat did you get cat I got cat I got cat okay door under the rail risky spot
I think you need to push to be here Ryan all right in the shot I threw that
smoke so bad I thought it was gonna be a lot of smoke
I'm gonna try to Kevin oh I'm sorry I could flank around from CT they did get
a team kill good trade good trade I don't think there's anyone on a I think
There was one beat to our bomb.
Yeah, they're at the doors.
I don't want to drop down.
But I'm on the side of time.
Elements of price.
Nice.
Hold off one second, Corey.
I'm coming up to make sure he's not next to your door.
One was heaven be heaven.
Yep, so they're just watching spawn.
OK, that's heavy.
I could see both.
And one might be on your hard right here.
Yeah, hard.
Nice, last one's in the window.
13 seconds.
You wanted them, run at them.
Yeah, you got a challenge.
You got to kill them.
Good try.
Nice try.
That's on me, that's on me.
It happens, it happens.
We, you know, our offenses haven't been very good today anyway,
so we'll go back on CT.
They do a lot of just mid holding doors and stuff.
Like, I think, I don't know,
with any amount of noise elsewhere,
I think they're a guys are like leaving and going to mid and that cat guy's gonna keep beaking
I'm gonna leave bomb here to someone losing it. I'm gonna try to get the yeah
I'm trying to get the cat guy if he peaks this
You want to cover that Dan? Yeah, I got it. I
Just can't shoot the vehicle anymore
You push short and then ran away back.
Oh, my ping is fucking ass.
That's what's up.
Steps by doors.
Cat.
Well, I'm very dinked.
Bombs down top of me.
Yeah, how are we gonna get?
Yeah, there's one cat still.
Yeah, I was going to say, Brian, you shouldn't have been trying to swim in the
cat guy real quick.
Above you, you might probably look down at you above you.
That's rough.
That is rough, you saw him.
Oh, no.
Gee, Jesus Christ.
Yeah, it is a rax.
Triangulated.
How many people got a piece of that?
Holy cow.
Yeah, three.
Damn.
Um, broke.
It broke?
We all broke?
Yeah, we're broke.
Be rush?
Broke.
Are we saving or forcing?
I kind of want to force it.
OK, let's just be rush then.
Be rush.
We got to try something.
We got to change the name.
I know, but I would have rather done this with like a half-buy.
Oh, well, you know, maybe they wouldn't expect it, or they'll all be rushed on the AKs and shit socks if they have an ANU too.
Nah.
Double doors is going to be smoked.
Rush, but don't- hold W, hold W, hold W.
Doors, doors, doors.
Not one doors.
Nice.
Watch Heaven, watch Heaven.
I'm Heaven.
I have to watch Heaven. Can't watch.
He's in Tunnel.
I picked Heaven, picked Heaven.
Doors.
I fall.
Flashing Tunnels.
Heaven did but there's another one heaven I think it's only doors yet
I'm gonna keep my eyes on total for now. I feel like I got it where I am doors very close doors
One time one time
Heaven heaven heaven heaven heaven heaven heaven dead good job. Good job doors
I
Can keep watching my one HP I was trying to be sneaky that's fair. That's fair. I was watching nothing so I can't really complain
What do you think boys?
Try to get this guy short
Short a he's he's yeah, he's can you can you do any smoke?
I'm just going along. Let's go along. Let's go along. Okay. I got no flash
Okay, I'm just gonna go fast go fast
If you're a small top mid
So might be a a a oh, sorry, not baby in my bed my bad peak. I got this over there. Let's go go peek peek peek
Just bring it. Yeah, you know fast
I'm flashing
He's hurt a ramp
Nice I'm watching your short. I don't know. I'm smoking it. I'm smoking it. Oh
Oh
You can grab you know you know it's
One was CT ones probably be cats in and one could like long
To cats you cat
Yeah, oh
Nice try
I'm shooting.
This is like that first shot in the nades game.
Plant money, plant money.
You mean about Home Depot?
Yeah dude!
You buying your plants at Home Depot?
Thank you, I said that yesterday twice and no one gave a fuck.
Sometimes people get too locked in on the game and they don't appreciate what the medium is all about.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh god, I spun on the ramp, I felt so short.
The short guy did drop immediately.
I think we smoke and like, let's just send more of our short.
Okay, I'm picked.
Where's Short?
Cat.
Short A.
Okay.
You got the smoke Apollo?
I didn't smoke that.
I'm sorry.
Where do you want to go?
Just go, just go, just go, just go.
There's a lot of you still on B.
You gotta kind of be ready to like trade that with me.
He's already gone now.
Nice.
One more.
Good kill.
Good kill.
We can't go B. Can you grab bomb?
I'm in some mid.
Go B.
It's in a fire.
It's in fire.
I'm going to clear this.
Oh, it just keeps...
It threw two mollies from my onto it.
He's coming.
Yeah, happy.
You can get it run.
Yeah, I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
You can get it run? Yeah, good job.
Oh, we want to go B, B, B, B?
Yeah, B, B, B, it's totally clear.
Yeah, run through tunnels, like knife out.
Yeah.
Good stuff, good stuff.
Just be careful when you're crossing the door, but you can just run it.
Terrible smoke.
Yeah.
It went way further than I expected.
That was rather huge, really poor quality.
That one.
What's up?
Dan, you go in that closet and launch those doors.
You might want to slide back a touch.
Yeah.
Paul, Gary, you little rat.
Oh, fuck.
That was a good try.
Was Dan watching tunnels or door?
I wasn't sure.
But he got mottled.
He was watching door.
I was going to have you back up enough to have that tall box, the bombs next to
cover the tunnels.
cover the door
I see I see I see that's a good start time
I gotta keep forgetting that I'm not
the pin word today I can do this moment now yeah
I don't know if I want to try the cat guy again after that
Well, now fuck him. I'm better.
You can cover better.
Thank you.
All right.
I'll smoke tunnels.
One cross of it.
What can I leave you?
I'm a little bit behind now.
I'm very hurt.
Ah, I can't cross because of the Molly.
I flashed up. Oh, sorry.
He's goose. He's goose. He's goose.
Good job. It's the fire.
I go low CTs or slow.
Oh, I'm fine.
I just got this.
See that cat cat cat cat.
I think we hit him with the B rush.
You tell me to the the landscaper.
B rush.
even with the B rush someone have smoked to hit the molly if they throw it yep I
have smoked yeah I'll have it out just if you see the if you see the molly just
those grab just hold right click on it and we'll pop right at your feet
there's a window sort of CT smoke coming smoke just go right over right
and kill straight a knife got one heaven heaven
it's probably one's probably coming tons fast I'm gonna try to smoke it good
round good good answers nice good entry I'm gonna flash and try to go car sorry
if I just blind you follow I'm watching tunnel
I don't know how that fuck oh fuck I do dazed I do no he's he's it is it he is
I don't know I'll say it I hate me everyone hates me he's not no he's
stream sniping he's not cheating he thinks I absolutely
million percent I don't know that's why I'm going round once we said we said a
A rush, A rush, and then they had 3 A and through Nade dead, and we haven't had that happen
in a single time ever.
No, no, no, not in this rank, I know good players here, I know, but not in this low-ranked
rank.
Yeah, but they could have lost a good player through it, you know?
No, and he's also been every site, he plays every single site mid, and he's always
where we call.
Andy, open a case.
Andy, opening a case is the most sus part of this.
Yeah, you guys
Okay, we got you got you got orange
Cory, I'm gonna flash cat for you. Oh, is there fuck
You tell in my hand
Fuck out of me man
Once lower and ones mid-doors. Yeah, I'm down
I
Motherfucker I didn't go far enough Lord, I got so what we fucking ball
We're gonna hell of a snap big big hill climb
time.
The large hill.
We've done it before?
Yeah.
Yeah, easily, bro.
Easily.
Especially now that he's turned off the stream.
Sure.
Yep.
Wait, do you have real names on?
No.
I do.
I don't.
I had to turn the pictures off though.
Yeah.
Wait, how do you turn the pictures on?
They should be on by default, my lord.
Take them out the dinners.
I don't know.
I just have a bunch of shapes.
Yeah, minor shapes
Yeah, I could have told many a long
All of them a long
Nice shot good shot good shot. Oh
My god
Wow
Give it to him.
Give it to him.
Come on.
And for 60.
No way.
No way.
Oh, I get so, when there's more than one enemy, I don't know what to do, man.
My brain just gets fried.
The rest of the rounds are, they're interesting, like.
That's where I do most of my damage.
I think it's a very bad sign.
Wait, I'm buying, I shouldn't be buying.
I forced.
They're coming B, they're coming B! I'll buy myself, they're coming B!
Goodbye, man.
You served honorably. Oh, you got one!
You had a cross there on, planning?
Oh my god, they all crossed Jesus Christ.
I'm gonna be cabin here any second.
I'll be your bait sire
Well, there's so patient
We put something on the downfield. Yeah, I should have my gun out earlier apparently
Good try good try
It cleats in the ground here boys buy up fire early by often
I'll hold B by myself I don't think that's a good idea
I will go B with you all right
we both tried to swing wide that's a shame I'll molly it
and like I have the first money
they flashed a
he's perished this morning
they smoked our molly
take another molly, we need that
you can't just let me think of what you did by the way
I fixed it
You're not gonna come up this game. I think they're going out mid to be maybe
Oh, I'm all it's easy spot. Oh god
Where's that? Yeah, baby
One just ran to the double doors
Come on brain you got this 3d1
97 and 5
guys we got lose this we got one more quick one easily
easily set seven in two four in one where the fuck was I sure maybe I'm not
gonna say they were saying but he did insta shoot me with the son off right
where I was standing weird it was it was 100% orange yeah yeah yeah yeah so
now i'll get me because i sprayed the uh
guys i'm fucking push them they'll never see this shit coming through the fire
or the smoke
was that just a nigg? there's one more in there.
oh there's two in there
got mine
with apples long is that mid i guess it's a long cat mid
I guess it is not for you, streamer.
Nice.
Oh, nice!
Okay, only eight more of those.
I'm gonna go mid this time.
I got BB.
I will be the rotator.
I'm gonna go B with you.
That must mean you think they're coming B.
If you wanna play long passive, Corey, you can throw that Molly and then just fall back to safe.
I have a Molly though, unfortunately.
I do.
But you have a sweet gun skin.
Smoke mid.
Oops, didn't mean to ping that.
I'm playing on site.
Nothing long.
More on cat.
God, I have 2 health.
2 cat, 2 cat, 2 cat.
Yeah, they're up all three or three of the four. Oh, I think one
We take these
You little rats as you know, it's the Kilimanjaro angle here
Only 25 and 3 when that guy came up when you came up the stairs right in that dead body
Oh
We got pretty good the quickest round of all time. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's time for one more
We just got to lock in and win quick
Yeah, one of the two
Then a hundred percent on the headshots
I hit those
I've been there, I've been there.
There's only one way to get out.
Dude, imagine.
Spinning?
Ooh, you gotta accept the cue, but you can spin.
You can spin.
Little perp!
Nope, shit.
I was in the middle of texting.
An important texting, forgot.
No Tony Hawk level please I'll play anything but Tony Hawk overpass overpass
overpass has a certain Tony Hawk's Pro Skater for Portland back to it. God you
could see the like the image of the cars reaching on the highway to the exit
was Genesee Kwa on the main road and whatever he said on the on the exit. I
could go a little my rage dude we're so evenly matched it's just good
sportsmanship. You would think based on our graph that we're actually awesome.
We're tied with them on Mirage. We haven't played yet. Yeah, even the Mirage
there. Oh, true. All right. They only got two eight
thousands. We can win them. We can win them. How many wins do you need then? I
I think two dang
How about your end?
six
It's not a way of the world. I'm having a good time. That's what matters
I've been consistently getting one up pick per warm-up to pretty good for a guy like me. Oh
I would have you you would have been fucking fried you would have been fucking fried bro
you're the eraser smoke on that gun
all right what do you want to do here pistol where to a latch
um I like a good guy we can do a you buy a smoke I'm gonna buy a smoke and I'm gonna smoke
There's a junk I'm gonna go palace. Let me go let me go alone palace. I'm holding W
So three you just burst on the site. He loves going alone by G5G. I love to go to my palace alone
Your one CT jungle and stairs think one CT another one CT got one triple
He's very hurt CT. He's there still yellow bomb yellow bomb. Yeah, get back get back get back
CT killed me. Oh bomb fell on stairs. Ah
Whoa, can I just say can I say I told them to drop the bomb 500 times?
Can we go back can we run back the clip?
What a shyce
Oh
Good shy he must have been one tap
I'm going to buy a tech. You can buy a tech if you can afford AK armor next round. I do
feel like the eight tech is better. I got tech flash. Let's do this. I think we try
of work B. The guy's a little, a little hard.
And I'm saying deal, all W. First guy, Dan, if you want to jump out the window, let me
get there, just so there's room for every nice four minutes.
I'm valid.
That's rush.
They definitely heard all this.
Oh, they didn't follow it up.
They didn't follow it up.
Go, go, go.
Okay, okay, if I can go.
I'm so scared.
It's just the rain.
He's right.
One in the smoke.
Cat.
One's on literally.
One's on literally the other side of the thing.
Oh my god.
Good kill, good kill.
There can't be any stopping up there once we start going.
There was one on the balcony, but...
Everybody's like turning out the window while the balcony guy was just going ham.
We have killed everybody.
Yeah.
Ah, we got weapons. They can't touch us.
Mid?
You smoke mid, work picks. I'm going to do underpass stuff.
stuff okay right now Paula's gonna be smoking it up yeah I need to smoke to
smoke at all but I got it excuse me excuse me thanks sir where do you want
me to drop the other one that's too late it's too late it's gotta be a start
window smoke one drop in he's down there yeah someone someone's down there
I'll smoke connector and then watch the abutments.
Ramp again? Oh, there's one more.
Oh, what a grenade!
I'm gonna try to go lower and get a different look is connected
Where was where was he where was he?
I can hear Justin's voice in my head, just be a little more confident
How much did you do?
94
94
I was a 94er guy, but then he got me
I am broke
Save, save, save
Justin, do you court a eagle?
Yeah
I can fight for you, that's why I'm asking
Oh, no I can't, I'm good
Let's go palace
I'm so bad with the eagle
Dad, not until now. I'm gonna give you a stair smoke.
Okay.
There's no peeks. No peeks.
Just walk up here and watch.
So he doesn't walk out of the smoke and kill me.
I threw a second smoke to you in case you didn't.
I can smoke stairs and jungle then.
When this smoke runs out, I'm gonna throw them two of my smokes
and then when you hear them land, give it like four seconds, then we go.
Smoke's going away. Smoke's going away.
Okay.
Okay, stairs and jungle smoked.
Let's start peeking, let's go.
He's on the balcony.
Enemy green is going crazy.
Nice, they're both dead, both dead.
Nice.
That was a good shot, Ryan.
Thank you.
Jungle, I think.
Behind, behind.
Let's spawn.
Nice shot.
I didn't know there was a peek spot there.
I can't believe that I was just sitting on balcony like that.
I could have been faster on the palace one, but that's fine.
I get something.
The surprise D was there.
I think that play will work when we have guns, though, as well.
They didn't have a good hold for that at all.
If we had guns, we wouldn't have.
Take a screenshot chat.
I'm going to drop the bomb.
I'm going to go underpass again.
pass again
I'm gonna actually get him this time three and four top
Yeah, right if you throw me a smoke right here, I do too small okay sure I
Think I missed the cat smoke or the con smoke. I think I thought because I was stupid
But window is smoked they made it from what I did it
I
Connected I don't know Dan's looking connected. I think right. Yeah, they just flashed
Anything cat Justin one can enter run like a freak when is your window?
Got him one connector still
Yeah
nice those days looking days looking good the show don't do this one cat one
can't play
let's open off you can get in oh I know I'm dead one a one a nice let's stop
yourself
you know plant wide open I'm running way to air it here's CT I think
Oh, yes you do
This last one right yes, you're going to you here and if you
Back up more back up more
Hey, oh, yeah, I know I knew it was a fake but if you know it's a fake never be it
Don't you don't hold the walkie in those scenarios. You want to just wiggle out look at me run back
What's wiggle out mean like you just straight fountain straight back real quick or W&S
You just don't want to be walking because the slow peek out will always beat you
Okay
You wanna do that we can do that a smokes today thing again. Yes, sir. Yeah
Smoke on the past chef
Yeah, I'm not on the upper part here. Yes, and make sure they don't they don't push
That's all that's all that's needed
Yeah, we're gonna wait there smoke out again
Molly boss, okay, you're taking that side
They're molly in the util where I want to go in five seconds. Okay
Yes
I'll flash out when you call
Uh, the jungle smokes a little late, the stairs smoke is up
Flash
Nice Justin
At this time with him
Pull me once
You got the bomb
CT CT
CT still?
on stairs oh stairs one more CT
did you get stairs guy no yeah oh no sorry yes there's CT last it's not
anymore he's low on time play time play time
he doesn't have time you can start backing up he's a kid he's not he's
He's running, he's running, he's running.
Okay.
Nice voice!
Boy, you saved everybody's life!
Wrong!
Sorry!
Still though!
Good job, good job.
Apollo, that was some SEAL Team 6 shit on the...
Dude, hear me out, hear me out.
Throw in the smoke again, me and Ryan will stay here.
The three of you, slow walk calls, don't go, don't make any noise.
I throw the smokes, Ryan flashes out, and then they leave immediately and
you guys take me for free.
Look, gimme bomb, gimme bomb, Ryan.
And then they leave me immediately and you guys take me for free gilly bomb gilly bomber on this Halls Palace
Yeah, yes, no no no no
Yeah, you just don't make any noise. I'm gonna start walking right
You're good. Oh no, that's okay. I'm gonna throw the smokes anyway
Okay, you guys should we'll start moving up we're walking up guys I'm left handed somehow
Oh, and there's one for each button each button
Okay
Ryan's my fight crew boy nice check corners and stuff make sure he's not a white cat back of sight there
Are you coming to us Ryan? Yeah kitchen kitchen kitchen stay in the halls Ryan
It's planted for you to peek him if you hear the diffuse. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, he's in halls. I don't know how we do that
Can I think
no I like I heard Corey mother ones in kitchen
out is out oh oh there's two out oh my god stay hidden in halls next time my bad
my bad I got aggressive
oh yeah I mean not much you could do there
I'm not sure.
No kit, no kit, no kit, no kit.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
That was smart, man.
I think we have to save, right?
Of course.
We've always got money.
Ryan's got money.
Okay, we can force up.
Okay, you're bald?
Oh, if you have money, I didn't know you were that crazy.
Yeah.
Let's just do it again.
You want to throw me a smoke right here, Ryan?
I'm going to do the underpass thing.
Other team carry is just taking it normal style.
Yep.
Once the smokes are up, where should I watch from?
Cat's the biggest place though, Pete.
Okay.
But you can just work up and...
I smoked.
Anyone cat, at least?
I'm nading it.
What was that smoke?
Yeah, they're in cat for sure.
There's a couple of cats, one just went up the ladder room, watch window, oh one connector.
Oh my god I got flashed.
out connector cat and one connector nice one more cat I saw for sure oh uh
Bob flank behind us what okay
not sure what to do oh both I'm actually I'm not the one
love it love it
I thought he was so much closer, he's doing normal B, I thought he was good on A with
the smokes.
I'm done. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Hey with the smokes. Hey with the smoke. Hey with the smokes.
Hey with the smokes. Hey with the smokes. Hey with the smokes. Yeah. Yes, yes, yes.
I don't need my radio buttons. I had to hit the radio. I forgot about my voice.
Hey, smokes. I think you guys said base first. She'll be out. She said something else.
No, we switched it. We switched it. Yeah, we switched it. No, no, no, no, no.
That hurt.
smoke's going
yeah, you doing too?
yep, the second one's late though, I gotta figure out how to do that faster
smoke's for up, let's go
good trade, good trade
one on buses
dead, dead
only two left
yeah, got swamped
apparently that was a quick spot
I make smoke to you Apollo head. That's okay. You've got me. I knew he's there. You saw a shadow from his grenades
Nice nice Justin. I'm here. They're calling you the Killers
I'm gonna drop bomb I just
I'd hate to say can do that again, but yeah, it's working down. I mean we faked it once so they got to be a little honest
I think their halls guys going to rush me. Yeah, I think they might rush time actually yeah
Get ready for a push through the smoke here
Or does smoke at all? Yeah, they're shooting though
Yes, I don't you got to hold the sea is that hold this you know, I'm all you while they were shooting
Okay, smokes are going if they're not gonna smoke
Oh, I'm through the floor here.
I'm stairs or connector area.
Thank you, sir, oh, thank you, oh, where the hell?
Oh, got him behind behind I thought no, no, he jumped down from stairs.
We time in each other.
That's my brother.
I'll touch your stairs again stairs stairs stairs
You just gave it to you walked into the crosshair, bro. That was great
Don't drop your gun this time. That wasn't me. That was them just to be clear
I think we need to take again this time because we're just claiming it over and over. Yeah. Yeah, let's uh, who's got the bomb
I might go make some noise at B. No, no, you're gonna have to do a little quiet
We're doing that play again. I'll grab on actually make it to you Corey. You're the bomb lord
It definitely might rush this time, Ryan.
Sorry, alright, alright.
I'll just hold.
Yeah, same thing.
Once we're like a little past these steps, we start walking.
Right here.
Molly did.
Looking for someone to peek under please.
Oh, we peeked.
Okay, let's go.
Get out of here.
You guys are good to go.
Alright, let's go.
go I'm gonna flash it we're gonna hold it I know what to do now I just plant yes one
kitchen. I like where I am. Two cats, two cats, two cats. I hear kitchen reloading. Kitchen
steps. He has the last one then.
Is it out of there, out of there?
Good job. Good job.
That's right. Oh, guys, good recovery.
Yeah. What number do I have to buy armor at?
Uh, I don't really know the actual number.
I usually do anything if it's like 50, even 60 or should I buy it?
okay the higher the number you buy lower lower lower okay I'm on underpass this
time I kind of want to be very late connect really late can someone
re-smoke window in like five seconds yes now yeah if you can get in there I can
get it in okay did not get it in what do you mean didn't make it in oh yeah it's
much easier drop down connector no windows I got bomb I'm going connected
pushing cat at cat at cat control one backside B
he just window
i'm gonna flash and peek
confidence
window shotgun
that's no right back side still
i'm not going to be
get out of there right?
honestly i think i played it right
ooh bench
top mid top mid
Oh, that's tough. That's tough.
One was a one site once you're right there to your right.
Yes, I'm left now.
Got me. Yeah.
A go calls your calls your mom's site.
You got to be on the site in 30 seconds.
Zombie.
Oh, I see.
Oh.
I did 92 and that guy flanked me. I was so close to living and flanking them.
8-4? 8-4? 8-4? 8-4?
It's the next one.
It's the next one.
Bann and Cori B? Love it.
One of you guys might want to buy a Molly and just throw it in the window.
I think we do 3B for pistol.
Okay, I got it. Yeah, I'll buy the molecule you buy a marker
And I knew me we don't play too far. I'll play right here
You could play like a little further up if you want but triple maybe
Yeah, yeah, watch connector from there. I like you
Apartments, baby
You're spawn right? Yeah
One is still there. No, they're still there. They're just hiding, I think.
They might be backing up on it. I'll jump clear it.
One's window.
Yeah, one's there.
The rest aren't though. He was the last one.
Okay.
We go back through spawn all the way to A.
Smart.
Don't go through the hole.
He's not up.
Oh, what the fuck?
One's connector?
Oh, I thought you had him for sure, Corey.
really really hurt in ct in ct yeah he was coming through the window he was
yeah he was out window
great shoot nice
No, he's way back be it's be
Eagle kitchen
He's in kitchen
He wants to fight what Gabi wonder
I don't have it either way, yeah, yeah
You minimize the harm on the community by putting your body on top of the explosion to dampen
the blast
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Save
Hear me out
Play A
And just buy an egg
Don't throw it until it looks like it
need don't throw it until it looks like they're coming up like okay I'm gonna play
phone booth again here okay I'll stay triple looking at connector never
I'll play under palace
This looks made a one ones it was out flash palace
I don't know what I saw one of our events
Connector to connector. Oh, yep cat one game cat bomb a bomb a he might go back to go through jungle
Oh, they're going to jungles.
Ones above you, right?
He jumped!
Oh, that's crazy.
Glad everyone was alive when I threw my grenade, because that was a bad one.
I want to know what the fuck I saw, because I might be losing my mind.
I saw like a full grown man jump.
I bet there might be the one.
We want to send one good to be with us.
Zero.
No.
I think it's a lot.
It's to be.
Oh, I see what you mean.
I'll go, I'll go.
I see what you mean.
I'm going to play close to the palace entrance because I got a center.
I'm going to play on connector side.
Okay.
You're throwing smokes mid.
Molly mid.
I'm worried about palace.
I want to be connector, but palace.
I'm going to smoke here.
Flash B, sorry.
Connector.
Yeah.
Heavy hull.
Oh, holy crap.
There's a M here.
Oh my God.
I think the assist is the least.
Are they planting?
Nice shot.
Good kill, Corey.
Good kill.
Give me a tear.
Oh, in the jungle?
I fucked it.
I'm sorry.
Oh, what a rat.
I gotta check my corners, man.
That's bad.
That's really bad.
You saw him throw that?
Yeah, he's dead.
He's dead.
He's dead.
He's dead.
He's dead.
He's dead.
He's dead.
He's dead.
He's dead.
He's dead.
You saw him throw that.
That was a hit.
Oh, this fucker.
Good try, good try.
93 and 5.
Come on, man.
What a ratty fucker on that one.
I think we force it for sure.
I want to have no armor.
I hate the farmers.
I'm going to go try to kill someone in the palace.
I'll smoke up the ramp.
I'll watch Connector.
You got it, you got it.
one in here no one palace i'm leaving connector uh there's one peeking connector
yep they're coming up connector right now towards towards egg yep i'm getting spammed through
the box is like crazy it sucks one something through window oh yeah three connector one might
be in the window care one stairs two connector oh yep he was up in the stairs
I'm just going to lie to you in my head for a second, and I'll shoot.
Nice.
Oh, I had him too.
I saw his life flash before my eyes.
I'm probably going to get cooked here, but I'm going to finish that.
I mean, if you're not really tough, I heard it's abusing the fact that we're not playing
mid.
They're not even smoking or anything.
I just didn't have a gun to deal with that.
We said to click one.
We didn't want to do it.
It's perfect timing.
Yep.
I think that's a good play right at least I can get a look at them you know
I saw one my connector nothing nothing I just can't get a killer yeah it's killing me they flashed
day or be gotta keep saying this is my short room here smoke me off the window
yeah here I'm in here I'm in window in apartments
oh cat god damn it they're gonna be planting bee yeah
what a shot bro
Oh, there was some kills in there, bro.
Oh, winnable.
Where?
No kit, no kit, gotta go.
I love it, just stick that shit.
Good try, good try.
Not a whole lot you could do.
Ooh.
Good cheese, boys.
Cheese.
All-time best ADR I think you did really you did a good game. I locked in on the rounds when we were in garbage time
Oh my god lieutenant rank 21 damn damn and you can drink bro. Yes. Yes
Boys I'm gonna get in the lab. I'm gonna work some aim trainer. I'm gonna come back stronger boys
Before you go into the aim trainer, can I just give you one tip?
Yeah.
Just unbind F for like two hours.
And possibly three as well.
I think that if you stop pressing three and F as your most pressed keys, like the stats
are going to come way up.
Fair enough, fair enough.
GG's.
Wait, we ended the pink though.
We ended pink.
See you guys.
Later.
for golf in like a little bit. Yeah, I'm gonna go feed the cats and make lunch. I'll go pee
seven minutes to golf. I should probably open it and see how it plays. Be right back chat.
I love your recording talk to this cat. That's great. Give me a second.
you
Does anyone here work in online sales or marketing?
Yeah, what's up?
How do you sleep at night knowing you ruined the world?
Oh.
How do you sleep at night knowing that my reward for buying socks from your e-commerce store?
Is that I get one email a day asking me to buy more socks from your needy ass for the rest of my motherfucking life, bro?
He's got I rest on a bed of dollar bills. So true Bill Hicks
I need to know anything about this game
Um, I'll boot up a lobby and we'll do my king you can do the tutorial, but it's very simple
Okay, I see someone standing here with a gun in the starting screen.
Yes, you can shoot.
You can shoot people at any point.
Oh, my God.
So like if someone's about to take a shot, you can shoot and kill them.
Or you can blow an air horn when they're lining up their shot,
which causes them to hit the shot at 125 percent power immediately.
You can put a bunch of landmines down on the ground.
So when they go over to them, they blow up and die.
And the way that the game works is that you get points
It's not like a stroke base lobby. It's a point base lobby
You get points for finishing the whole quickly you get points for finishing it like par or under
And I think you get points for kills as well
Okay, I will invite you to my game. Is this mouse and keyboard? Yeah
I've never used controller, but mouse and keyboard seems to be wonderful. I
I mean the aiming is like really like
I see. Oh and it's uh you can indeed. Oh my god. And it's proximity comp so we
can actually like mute in the discord. Can you hear me? Yes. You sound great.
You sound awesome.
What?
I'm gonna do this one.
I still don't know if my mic works in this game.
It works great in this mode.
It feels weird for this to be a proximity voice game.
It is, like, it doesn't add as much as it does in other games, but...
There you go.
I see.
And then, like, you know, come back here, you can check this out.
Yeah.
And then, you know, I grab a cup of coffee and then use it, it'll give you a speed boost.
Nice.
Because it is like it's basically a race.
Yeah, yeah.
You also get a speed boost if you, if you knock someone out.
Nice.
And I'm assuming you can hit other people's balls?
No, that's the one thing you can do.
Oh, okay.
Oh, yeah, I gotta send him in.
Give me a second here.
me a second here. An air horn.
Send an invite. Send Corian invite. Send send Victor an invite.
Oh, that's a magnet, dude. Hello. Hello. Hello. That is a that's a shield. Oh, or
not. John Woot is muted. John Woot is muted, because I'm in the game. That's so true.
Simvik, can I tell you like the best comment that I've seen? Yeah. Ryan's Super Battle
Golf video. Yeah. What was it? They said, I have never seen Simvik that is happy.
The video game in their entire life time
Is it true that Ryan never felt this happy?
Is there a way to change the degrees of the club?
I see it says 45.
Oh, mouse wheel.
Yeah, mouse wheel or right click, and then 1, 2, 3, 4,
then you do a click.
OK.
Really important, like 1 is putt, 2 at 4 is like if you
really want to just like lay it up on the ground.
Oh, it gives you a putter.
OK.
Yeah, the angle, if you set it to 0, it's a putt.
If it's like 5%, it's a little chicken.
OK.
Any last words?
Ryan.
Whoa!
Why did you change your name again?
I'm John Woo.
I watched a John Woo movie this morning that I really liked.
Oh, I have the discord overlay on, but then I guess we won't be using that.
Hello.
Someone go sign a chiblee.
Sup?
I'm not in this room.
Sorry.
Anyone know chiblee's discord movie?
Oh god, he changed his team name a lot now.
I think his name is Xbox.
I found a gauntlet of Chibli instead of me.
Oh, another thing that's really important is when you line up your shot, you'll see
like the terrain where it's expected to land in that graph on the left.
Really?
Yeah.
Or you get hit with the rocket launch shirt.
And then in turn I pull out a gun and I shoot you.
I love you guys. Hello Chip Lee. Never mind. So like if you see like green, light green
is like the fair way. Where's it gonna show this? I don't see anything. Are you uh are
you right clicked on your ball? No I was not right. Yeah try to right click on your
So what is the I went to the max I was just going to pick okay, okay
That makes sense
Okay
This jib I want Brian's POV to learn all his secrets. Oh shit. She knows my pack I
I I studied it while you were having fun. I studied the blade
Oh
Depressed from freaking counterstrike sauce trying to uplift it in the call by saying I love you know reply for me
You know how long it took me to find out
Guys pull up. Hello John Woot. Hello X-Box was that should we press press seven?
or say like
yes there's some good
time not soon welcome to Jackass
how do you uh how do you
transact your outfit
uh you gotta go to
yeah the big boss
this one is the shitty whippy
and we're gonna shit on the whip
my name's steve
yeah
does that have any currency or anything
so I can't really change anything
yeah that makes sense
do the tutorial I think you get a little
play after the first one yeah
he's never too devoured
oh it's just that you're in it right now I think
I'm doing it
that's it like the play button on it?
no no no
but if everyone's here I'll start the lobby
yeah
oh
I've been run over
wait I guess Ghibli doesn't know what he's doing at all
I don't know how to play the game
stop hitting Ghibli
stop hitting Ghibli with stuff for a second
the one time I went to Topgolf and I think I almost got arrested
because I hit the ball and it went 90 degrees sideways into someone
I was extremely funny this game is too hard.
All you really need to know is right click lines up your can you stop for a millisecond
which I can teach you the basic mechanics that we can all play.
Right click is how you set up your shot with your ball.
Can't hit anybody else's ball.
You can change your angle like one is a putt two is like a line drive three is
a drive for it. And then you get items and you use them and you figure out what they do.
So you try to be the first person to score your ball in the hole. It's a race.
I'm assuming if you push it to 115 it goes like inaccurate.
Yes, but if you go to 115 and you zoom in on somebody it'll.
You can target me.
Yeah, it'll auto target them and then call me to them.
Really?
How do I change what I look like?
Okay, we've been through this. I'm gonna start right in.
What? Incredible.
Here we go. Yay! You beat it!
It's the battle golf every one of us.
Oh, that's mutual. It's mutual.
Kill each other and have fun.
Good luck, everybody. Good luck.
Good luck. Good luck.
You can't refire. It's true.
Also, control is die for anyone who doesn't know yet.
Yeah.
Oh, are you kidding me?
What do we do if we hit our ball and we don't know where it is?
You weren't even low enough to jump.
Oh my god, I'm on the green.
You're not.
Oh, what the hell?
What's this ball?
You guys are in a lot of trouble.
What?
It hits in Victor in the back of the head.
It's floating green.
Oh, that's where you respawn if you fall off on the eye.
Chib's, Chib hates me already.
He hates me already.
I put too much juice on that.
Oh, and the sandpit?
Corey!
Get away from me!
No, Corey!
Where's my fucking, oh my god, you fucked me so hard.
Oh, the landmines too? You sons of bitches!
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
I feel like I barely hit my ball and it went the air.
Yeah, the air horn.
Air horn on the green is OP.
It makes you, oh come on, get out of the car you little.
No.
Oh, I see.
Okay.
I was trying to find another ball.
Oh my God, do we all have to score now or did you just like you have like
Okay, I was in the hole
Good shot
I gotta come get my ball. Hang on. My ball's over this way.
I'll do my little dance.
I thought once you scored, you would have scored.
That's not works. No!
You're over time!
Over time is like if the ball is still moving after that.
Completely screwed me, Chip.
Holy...
So you can also get like some moves in tech, like some of the items would let you like jump to that island in the middle to take a shortcut across to get to the greens, for example.
What the?
All the damn items are gone!
I know these strikes are you-
Oh, hey! I'm walking in!
I'm sorry.
Oh, shit.
I'm sorry.
Whoa.
I'm 20 down.
I'm 20 down.
She's spawn camping me.
Nope.
Nope.
You won't.
You won't shoot me.
I'm too used to counter-shake.
Why is my bolt out?
Is there an angel watching over me?
Nah, son.
I wanted that one.
An early stroke?
What the fuck?
I'm out of here.
You're gonna take every item.
Oh, so what?
I'm out of here.
I'm out of here.
You're gonna take every item.
I'm going to let the gold go out here, oh mine.
No, no!
Why can't I hit my ball?
I gave you a boost, I gave you a boost.
It's not yours maybe?
I don't know.
Yeah, no it is my ball.
It's on like a weird hill though, so I guess I can't get to it.
There we go.
This is being weird as well.
Watch out there's some land mines here guys.
Oh.
That's right.
Oh my god.
You got in so fast bro.
No, no, you see what happened to me on the first hole you'd be you'd be happy for me. No, you killed me
Oh my why why would you shoot me? We have to score bro. We have to score
Fight fight fight
Fight fight fight fight that's gonna be proper brother. That's gonna be perfect. Oh
Oh my god, he's getting so disgusting.
She really killed him!
She really killed him!
She really just killed him!
I'm in.
Oh.
Uh oh.
Oh, he did it!
He did it!
Oh my god.
I caught up.
I caught up.
So Victor got in so fast, man.
He did.
Okay, Kazim is fucked up.
We all just let him go.
Oh yeah.
How did he get in so fast?
He did.
He did.
Okay Kazim is fucked up.
We all just let him go.
Oh yeah.
How did he get in so fast?
Oh yeah, how do I get over that?
I know how to go over the gap now.
I know what we're doing right now.
Unless you have movement.
I need a look behind me, buddy.
It's number three already.
Oh!
Chill! Chill!
My ball here.
Oh
Oh, you keep your items between levels. Yeah, yeah, yeah
All right. All right
Are you gonna jump over there, right?
We make those what the
I didn't know I had to like jump again. Oh that ruins everything
I thought it bounced me last time, you literally did it to me, so I had to do it to you.
You knocked my ball off of me.
I don't know how to get across, what do you do?
I see, you want me to tell you?
Yeah.
Let me go after her.
Never forget who took the first shot.
No!
Oh my god!
I'm gonna take it and never else can go to hell for not telling me.
Yeah, no problem.
Yeah, I don't know how to make it across.
Oh my god.
You can't make it on that side.
You gotta run over to the other side where the ramp is.
We have watched this.
Oh shit.
Oh!
Control!
Yeah!
Oh!
No!
Cup of coffee and boots and a dive and you got that.
Stop it!
Simpsons, stop it!
What?
you want your ride me pick me up can I get a penalty stroke go go go are you
gonna go I hate you so much okay it's getting a little insane what's
What's crazy?
Always taking a shot at your husband.
Oh my god.
He's a hero again.
He was a hero again.
Huge.
Wow.
That was penalty stroke because of that.
And then Corey took my item.
Is it Jenny Max?
What the hell?
Why did I get hit in the back?
Why did I get bonked in the head?
Because if you fully charge, you can like target people in the head.
No, I got...
Oh, it's penalty stroke.
Okay.
Ow.
Good air horn.
That's skill.
Can't be mad about that.
Dude.
hit the I hit the phone the radius on the land mine is freaking humor
humongous I didn't even intend for that to happen
okay smart that's my play that's my play oh get out of here oh I'm so far away
the radius of this land mine is a land mine expert bro
oh the fucking hit it so hard bro
I'm dead. I'm in. Damn, what a ship. What a ship. I'm in the hole. Oh my god. Isn't
that the first hole that shouldn't be actually scored?
I got one
This one is hell
That's a kind of fun
Oh I remember this
This one is hell
You gotta be smart with this one
She's literally like a menace
She's a menace
Speed boost
God she's so fast
I
Can we just go to we got to do something about that
How did can you change what items you pick up I'm not gonna see no, it's random
Yeah, yeah the way oh my god all the way back here. Oh my god. I can't get out of the way cuz you knocked me down
Oh
Let's bring you turn
You motherfucker
It's bouncing off as my ball is my ball is stuck in the mat
Yeah, it's gonna stop crying.
Yeah.
Fuck you!
He's not, he's on the green already.
I know, you're fighting for third place here.
You're getting right into it!
I'm getting right into it!
Yeah!
I'm getting right into it!
I can't, I'm getting right into it!
I can't, I'm getting right into it!
I got penalties!
I'm going onto the third place!
I can't, I can't hit my ball and just push it through the wall!
Did Ryan win you?
He just gave, he just gave Ryan.
Oh my God.
Jimmy, I see your ball, it's right behind you.
Yeah, it's glitching through the wall repeatedly, though.
It doesn't spawn on the overwalls.
Oh my God.
I swear to God.
Hey!
I wanted to kill Shembley.
You're killing me, too!
I'm going to see you.
I don't think we can score this.
Yeah, I wonder why.
I don't think I can, because my ball is broken.
Oh, that wasn't hard enough.
Chibli is coming after me! Get out of here, Chib!
What are you even doing, dude?
You guys just gave the game to Ryan.
Oh, man.
You guys?
I just threw up Chibli, that's all.
There's a lot of holes left.
Okay, why don't you look at the kill count, which is the boxing glove, and tell me who's the problem here.
Okay, how would I see it?
With the tab key.
I literally have four kills. I'm a gentleman's player
Who has 30 I?
Think I got an idea who's got 30
This is the one we got
Man
Yeah, my ball is back at the freaking spot.
Oh my god, mine just came down.
Mine was in the air for 35 seconds.
Who shot me?
Why is it that she really hates me?
I wasn't me!
You have 31 attacks to the next closest 19.
I got a nice kill.
Oh
I hit it too hard
I hit it too hard
You fucked me
I was gonna get an item. Oh
Yeah, yeah
Here comes the chip. One, two, three, two, one
It's not me
Whole eyes around you man
Can I make my guides blue?
Probably after this one, yeah.
Yeah!
I don't even want to do that.
This one's kinda fucked too.
Spiral, that's a counter fragment.
I like this one.
Yeah.
He's in first, is it right?
Oh, I just sin using this for a voice?
I differ.
He's not even hearing him at all.
No, he's in the first one.
Oh, he's only using...
I definitely just don't know.
Oh my god.
Oh what come on?
Into the water girl.
Into the water after all that.
Ghibli don't take this all rocket launcher.
Oh thank you for the boost.
Thank you for the boost.
That was a lot of room.
I don't know if that's just gonna drown.
Okay, there's no need for that.
You may recall he'd not take a shot at you.
Yeah! What in any way? Screw you, Corey.
That's pretty true.
Oh, I hit the ping! What the hell?
It's rolling into the water!
What? How did my ball jump off?
I saw that
Fuck off!
I had to be done
Where's my ball?
That was me on hole one, Corey
I didn't think you would go to the line up
Oh! The chicken!
That was crazy
Thank you
Kha'Zix is the first one to get a kill, and he is the last one to get a kill
Kha'Zix is the last one to get a kill, and he is the last one to get a kill
What the fuck?
Don't do it, don't do it.
Why is it so slow?
I dropped out of high school.
Thanks for reminding me.
How, how, how, man?
Okay, this is getting a little, it's getting a little absurd.
It's getting a little insane.
I
Gonna do anything to you boy. I didn't do anything to you man. I'm not shooting you
Thank you. Oh my god
It's so much to my ball, dude
I'm not scared. Oh
My god the air horn. I hate you
Yeah, this is mutually assured destruction
You know what I was uh flailing actually it was good because you baited me into using my putt instead and then it worked out well for you
I'm about to chip this one in bro. What's this?
That was big. I was a smart play
That's it
Oh, Justin.
Oh, my god.
You're ruining my life.
No.
Chibli, I'm going to find you.
Don't worry.
Come on.
I didn't do anything.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
What are you talking about?
Look at the top corner.
I didn't do fucking anything.
No, I'm going to be on this man here.
Who was it?
Oh, my god.
Yes.
I'm too strong.
I like that we become angry little cameras.
Yeah.
That's so nice.
He has 35 knockouts.
Are you jealous?
How many do I have?
No.
Well, I'm a nice guy.
Oh, my god.
Ghibli, you're playing the best golf, man.
You're only eight up.
Thank you.
Wait, am I wrong?
I don't think it counts when he didn't score.
I guess not taking a shot counts as, you know, not
you can shot so pro lone islands it should this might be put in New Zealand
I'm sorry I'm only over here that's pretty funny people
who wants a ride? I don't even know how to use an item
you got it what is our ping man I was fucking in that thing
oh my god did you bind horn to scroll wheel?
There are minds everywhere.
Well, don't put the card in front of the balls, dude.
What are you, that's what he's trying to do.
What's a electromagnet, dude?
I thought it was a shoe.
Bro, bro, bro.
I'm going to back up.
I don't want to hit the big fan.
The BM.
It's going to give me something that can let me cross here,
I'm sure.
Oh my god, Jimmy.
He's taking every item, bro.
Oh!
That was from downtown, too.
K!
K!
I can't believe that missed. I can't believe that missed.
Okay, you just pushed me closer, thank you.
Lovely Momo is dominating Xbox.
Why did that shoot like that?!
Not in mines in front of the hole.
Cause I- Cause I air horrid you, I'm so sorry.
He's really funny though.
What are you doing?!
Okay, I understand I understand
Stay mad you guys want to blow those
Oh my god, Jesus
I did it too hard I panicked no
Fuck off stay mad stay mad. Oh
My god
My ball just hit your ball into the hole
I think you know mine no way
This is why I didn't go in that
Oh, I know
Come on
Oh boy, boy, boy
How does it bring ping pong?
Oh dude, I need an orange ball
I need an orange ball
I need it exactly
It's still out the sea the white ball against the green
We got it, we got to talk about Kates 40 knockouts
Is crazy
Look, me on top with 698 kills
eight kills it just proves it's still a gentleman's game
that is incredible a lot of people think Canada the bad boys because of that
curling stuff but you can still play a gentleman's game I am doing the battle
part of the super battle she is doing that coins now I could look cool yeah
you can oh shit I'm rich what the heck oh I just I'll just I'll make myself
self orange I suppose. Oh hell yeah. No my hair. Chipley are you gonna be blue should
I change my color? I'm gonna I have to be blue. All right I'm changing. You can you
can stay no I tried that has been happening it's like my hair what the heck
This is me, yes dude, this is me, a new me just dropped
Oh, I can make myself look real cute
Oh my god, yes, I got to buy each thing. Okay, I don't have enough money for all the things
This shit right it's just like real life damn
Rose got the Nicholas Holt from the favorite
Guilty! Guilty! The court finds you guilty!
No, I quit my stuff I just bought! I hate the game.
Yeah, you can't get an orange ball, dude.
Yeah, you can't get an orange ball. Maybe we can get a pumpkin ball or something if we unlock it.
Shit, I didn't save the customization!
I have to do it again real quick.
You're fucked, bud.
I
Fucked up tech. Where's their save?
Yeah, how do I save? Oh, you just have to hit escape as long as you don't have anything extra selected that you can't afford
Okay, I love dude. I'll get it radio on
You look great
Can you hit two people at the same time? Oh again
Does he aim like occupying the same space?
I don't think so.
I was like, can you knock over Chibli?
Because I was told you could also like destroy them while they're down.
Really?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, my God.
We've all been waiting.
New VM on lots.
Not me.
Watch this right here.
Okay, I'll come on over.
Is this a slot machine?
Yeah, that's so swag.
Don't fucking my vibes with a slot machine.
That just gives you a random item.
like a random item no way or just always caught what what oh yeah yeah yeah you
hit the money yeah all right that's a good to run you like this I got a
million dollar idea I need you okay it's a cafe with every coffee coffee is a
dollar fifty but you got a 10% roll to get a three-shot coffee all right this
It's a dollar fifty, but you spin a wheel, it's a salt machine, and then if you high
roll, you get like three or four shots in your coffee, and if you low roll, you get
one.
And then if you super low roll, you just get a cup of water.
A dollar fifty is really cheap.
A dollar fifty is like insanely cheap, man.
Well, the profit margin of the state would just give you a cup of water, and then every
like a hundred person gets a free muffin.
How do you honk?
now's one
that's not going in
someone's gonna get a hole in one
alright let's try to bring back Woot
I'm John Woot bro
I'm Wooting
I'm going pacifist this game guys
I'm gonna leave that behind for two seconds
You are...
Now you're a menace, because now I'm gonna do that.
I...
I hate you.
I can't...
I can't do it, I can't do it, I can't do it.
No!
I'm in! I'm in!
I can't really be mad. Air horn on the...
I have a new dance.
I have a new dance for when I win into the...
Stop the mind in the hole!
You...
You asshole!
I'm like...
It...
It knocked my ball off the grave.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Don't, don't, don't frisbee some mines in there.
Why not?
Is this the life show of the knife?
It took me all the way back to the GF on the hole.
Oh my god.
Die and run.
Oh no.
Okay.
We're in there.
It took me all the way back to the T, there to the T.
Oh.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
No.
Oh my god.
No!
Achievement?
Achievement sign?
I did, I did get it.
What the hell?
With the birdie too!
This is not a good show up with the courses, I apologize.
How dare you?
There's not that many, right?
How bad, y'all?
I thought there were a lot.
I
Got a boost cuz I hit nice shot. Yeah, oh my god
Oh, I think I was told if you walk up did you shoot it? Okay, no, no, I
Tried this
Why did I hit the minds of the thing I
Try I'm gonna hit the minds blowing up. I tried to hit a mind
with your club no no no it has to be one you place yeah I did twice and they've
opened my face it's like there's a time limit I guess what the hell happened to
my oh yeah I didn't hit my ball that's so mean that's so rude you have the
right right mouse click
Oh, it's peaceful up there, bro.
I walked in front of it, that's my bed.
It's peaceful up there.
Oh my god, Cory.
It's horrible back here.
Here, Justin, hop in.
Thank you.
Sorry.
That's okay.
That's okay.
That's okay.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry Justin.
Sorry.
That's okay. That's okay. That's okay. I'm already at my ball. I'm already at my ball.
Okay, okay, okay. Go kill those people.
Ha ha ha ha.
For a knife.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
I can't believe I'm saying this. We gotta stop chivalry, man.
I don't want to use my items at this time.
Let's already use- I don't know.
I think that's a stew.
Other than that, I think that's a stew thing.
Hey, Cory, nice email.
blue
put the golf bar right there
how can I score?
hey!
spin it on the hole
go Kate
dude the golf club is actually missing
how can I score?
can you run?
that is so funny
you gotta move the guy
oh my god
oh my god
That's so funny.
That was me that hadn't scored yet.
I did.
I'm on top of the card.
I'm on top of the card, but I could have blow up the card.
I'm on top of the card.
I couldn't score.
Mine was in, but there's so much more.
Oh, I learned the art.
This game is so much more diabolical than this people.
Yep.
Oh my god.
Don't, if you spot next to the gate, prepare to get back on me.
Like, what the heck, what was that for, man?
Yeah, what the heck, you're still in the front of us bro!
Well how do you get a penalty throw?
It's not on Island, they should just pull it to New Zealand.
I got it, I got it.
There's golf carts on my car.
Oh no, I want that cart!
Oh no.
Ooh, two carts.
I love this.
I love this you prick.
I actually didn't mean to do that.
No, I want that cart, I want that cart, I want that cart.
Can I have a ride John?
You wanna ride man John?
Wait, come back.
What the fuck was that?
Kate, you're actually evil with your landmines, dude.
You just tried on step on the mines.
Dude, you put them on the ball on the...
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Oh my god, Corey
Stop it. Oh guys. Oh, that's so rude. Oh
No
Oh
Yes
Score my ball
My god, you got in the way of my ball good. That's what you did to my ball scores. It's course anyway
Oh my god
I love my dance so much. It's annoying me
I do I do my dance. Isn't we dance with that? Oh
That's aggravated there that's
Come on takes those he takes those
I'm still in disaster.
I'm in disaster.
I'm in fucking disaster.
He's in the lead with nine attacks again, huh?
No!
We need some big plays.
You guys should not step on my mind.
We need some big justice in this lobby, bro.
Imagine.
Fuck!
Nice shot!
Ah!
Oh.
What the?
I like that you get a speed boost off it, I had to try it.
Alright I didn't hit you, see that?
It's cause I jumped!
That's so rude!
No...
You've been an enemy for life.
Who just hit me?
Who just hit me with bad evil intentions?
With bad evil intentions?
Who just... Who the fuck just hit me?
I'm letting you get it, it's Invicta!
You're on my hit list, I'm letting you get it, I'm not even getting it, I'm not even getting it.
Hey Ryze, I want to hit you back!
I thought that was a good shot.
He's dropping mine, Graham.
Oh, did you see that?
Super Mario 64, bro.
Yes, dude.
Oh my god, I get it too.
I felt so cool.
It's so sick.
The movement tech in this game is actually kind of sick.
Justin, now I'm fucked.
Now I'm fucked.
I just see Ryan rolling down there.
It was so sick though.
You got to do it.
Nope.
nope fuck it didn't even fuck him up
let's go let's go
we use the spring boots
oh my god
you motherfucker
this game fucking rocks
please
okay that's losing the game
is that your whole mind Corey
I'm losing my fucking mind
I got it in!
Holy shit!
I got it in!
Thank you, find yourself!
That was a great play.
That was all.
The final hit.
Bloody hell.
Ohhhh!
Ohhhh!
Brutal.
No, big Brutal.
Whoever air hole, I need to know your address.
I think that was me and you do flowers
It'd be so funny if we played this and hated each other a little bit
Nice shot
Oh my god, I didn't think it would lead it to me. I didn't think it would lead it to me. Ryan was the one who hit you first
I didn't think it would lead it to me
I
This game is so
Saw that what I don't want to hit. I'm a ball ahead
You popped on my ball you evil maniac. Oh
She's my ball out of the mat. Oh, no, I'm good. I hate you. I hate you so much. I
Hate you and I'm gonna kill you
Thanks for shooting me I
I wait until you were done
You can't drive through the pyramid, huh?
Right, I don't know I just had it in my inventory
That helps
a gun dude I can I picked my that what rocket it's you okay think of everything
nice I just see him not very good that wasn't me that wasn't me don't that was
John Luke. John Luke. It was John Luke.
Oh.
What the hell? What's connected?
I see a cord just hammering on the horn.
It's going. It's going.
Oh, I can't believe this cord in front of me.
What the fuck? What happened to my ball?
Think it hit my ball going in and long
Yeah
Take out big Justin X behind
Okay, I I see how it is when you like lose the first hole you're like I'm just gonna kill everybody
Yep. Yeah. Yeah
Next to the hell joined. I'm so scared
Yeah, I'm gonna erase all my speed. No, oh my god, it's my play my ball locked on the quarry
Snipers parasocial people your era V2 vanilla. You know look at that. That's true. That's true. But they want you dead
Oh, it is my fault
Thanks for the boost. I pushed you into the item. I'm gonna use kid. Oh
Oh, because there's a bridge. I did not know what happened. I'm all right there
Okay, I'm already in the rough
Like what do I do I don't know this take some of this Kate yes Kate you missed
They give you three minds. I don't know. Yeah, I can give you three minds. Oh
Oh, it came to what? But you put it all right next to this right next to where the the path is
That was evil you're winning that was awesome, so
Get him how did that not hit you?
I'm really gonna fucking kill you oh
oh my god oh my god I saw that for you I feel bad for you do my ball is like
edging right now I'll let you finish I will let you in the same degree it's just
bullshit
oh my god this thing has to go fast can you can you guys chill this thing's got to
go fucking quicker it is really right it's true it's true it's also
incredibly squirrelly
That's an overcharge you can hit you
No, I'm gonna chip it in
It's so you're gonna someone else's wall
Oh
You tried to run me over man!
With the only side you had to!
That couldn't possibly change that!
I destroyed myself on it!
You're gonna ruin my life!
I'll put the weapons down!
I'll put the weapons down!
I don't believe that for a second!
Why are you so much faster?
You both nice shot it!
I don't care, I wanted to go that way.
What if I'd degree the best angle you could ever shoot anything at?
That's fucked up.
What's that ball you're there?
Keep it moving.
Get out of here!
It's my car!
It's my car!
It's not like a different jibbley.
What? That was a penalty?
You're gonna go kill Ryan.
Stop!
Cory, I had the perfect shot at Ryan.
You just ruined it.
Well, I don't know if someone shot me out of the car. You were there.
Speed boost. W speed boost.
Oh, it's so far.
my balls on a mountain someone shoot John with a gun
don't shoot me I mean it's too late you can't stop me
I'm gonna fuck did that you know fuck did that
he missed that bullshit worry what a shit
holy shit I'm trying to figure out the angles like a game
I want to back up. I want to back up so bad. I'm thinking there's like you demon
some way over there as you put it in your first and then try to leave your body right
on top of the hole. Yeah. Yeah, I overshot that so much. I overshot that so much.
Oh, I thought I got it in. Oh, I'm screwed. Oh, friendly, friendly, friendly. What a dang
The game is really good, it does make me want to shoot you, I'm going 0-100 and back to
0 like every time.
It makes you feel like a victim every time.
Yes, because I am.
Ok, thanks for the free one.
Wait, who did that?
Who did that?
Yo, overcharging that one?
Oh, I went in the water, dude.
100%
Wait, how do we get up there?
Oh, no, I'm good.
Or are there mines?
That's what you find.
What the fuck, man?
That's so nice.
What the fuck?
Wait, you got revenge on me?
I didn't know I was fucking with you like that.
My bad.
Xbox Q...
Uh...
I got my pingled by Blade.
We did that Xbox turn off. Oh my god. Oh, minus seven. I was I did not mean to do that.
Wow. Yeah, I'd why'd you shoot me like that? Very, very no good. Okay. Well, payback. No,
Justin, you did get me. And I did fall in the water. I did get you. No, you don't want
hear it he just gave Corey the win I had to make a good shot I made a good shot
that was something else no one's gonna be freaking land mines dude I know who's
doing it oh my god dude they're just I I explode two of them in the stream
I assume they're all Kate's mom
It gave you so many more points Corey what literally
I fumbled that one.
Ryan had coffee at the start, that's fucking stupid.
I don't like when it gives me stuff to hurt people.
Me in the military?
That's a lot of lame minds, Ryan.
That's freaking minds, man.
Kind of a shit play.
I hate those everydays.
I'm really mad that someone else ran into mine, and it fucking hit me
Just anyone around I gotta go Corey using first just you want to ride yeah
I almost run you over. Hey, where do you? I'm so mad. That wasn't a part of my plan. I thought you saw
Good
Good shot
This is the last hole I tried oh shit Cori's got it
That's why I was telling you to fight for it the whole time.
I'm definitely dying again!
I fell in the hole, dude!
You sure did!
I'm gonna play this tactfully and farm items to the next run.
It's the final hole show though.
No, you don't take them from game to game.
That's the final hole?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You got this.
You got this, you got this.
Shit
That wasn't right
Good game. That's good game
Hey, we stopped we stopped the Xbox and Big Chas
Marvel game
I don't like it when you guys are mean to me
I'm
There are only 27
So we are gonna we are gonna see a lot of the same ones. Yeah, it's not the game. I
Gotta be said wait for it to fix his club
I have more money now
Yeah, they give you quite a lot
Oh
We're custom adjust your angle boy. How did you get a nice?
Can you throw a right-click throw them then you have to like
Conversations you're having yeah, we're best buds
As I'm currently
Let me see.
Currently there's a 0% chance that orbital lasers are going to spawn, essentially.
I'm going to raise that to a 2.4% chance.
Nice.
Mmm.
I would tell you I saw Salt and Peppa once and Kid N Play came out and did the dance.
That's awesome.
Oh I just fucked up so bad.
You see how I meant I ended up not hitting Sugarcuber for him.
And I have a gun and I'm not shooting you.
That's so nice.
I have two guns even.
Oh my god.
Yeah the left arm and the right arm.
Yeah, that's a problem for me good you can't get a man who's been run over I sure
It's the best time to run someone over low if you think about it smart to get the item
Oh, well, it's gonna be a damn firefight
Yeah, this is messed up
So what is that?
Oh my god, oh my god over the legs it is that that's the only shielded it
I'm going to go crazy, whoo, dude.
Hey, what a shot.
I'm so pissed off, I'm so pissed off, I'm going to go crazy.
I need all of your addresses.
Oh my god.
Your body.
Mine is 180.
I hit so hard, I don't know why.
I don't know why.
Did he hit them all?
That's so funny.
Yes.
Oh, that's crazy, my bad.
Oh no! No!
Yeah!
No! No!
You fucking ferned that!
No!
No!
The first place gets to enter in a pan and breast at 5650.
You get a hundred for first and I think I got a birdie maybe?
really strong but very slow
if you look at me I shoot you with a gun
I was gonna do anything until you did that
now we're going we did say someone was gonna get a hole in one of those
I'm just looking crazy man.
Did you change your angle for that?
No I didn't.
I wanna play Counter Strike.
I'm gonna take this fucking morning Counter Strike.
I wanna play.
Thank you K.
Good shot, good shot.
Nice.
That's so 220! Oh my god!
That's crazy.
Probably pinged defense by the guest.
Yeah, I'm making a spreadsheet is 89% at 45
I'm pre jacked it dude. You look at me. I should be first
Cheap
Yeah, but Corey's got the ability to get first molded me
What do you want?
True true experience
I'm gonna fucking what the hell is that?
What the fuck?
I thought you got fucked.
I realized I shot a landmine to my own.
Oh no.
Oh my ball.
This is the hardest guy.
This is the beginning.
Again.
This is terrible.
I landed on my ball.
Oh this is the worst day of my life.
I just didn't leave.
I'm taking the sand the whole way.
I feel that they they start me back at the T.
That's a disaster.
Is it? What was that?
That's bad.
Are these people?
Oh, it's.
And there's a respawn right there.
Oh, I tried to hit a trick shot, dude.
You guys.
I just want to speak.
I
Skates really close
Dang it
What do you wait me I saved all the item and
Oh, we're going crazy.
Whatever, I still get first.
Good job.
Good job.
Whoa, Jaws.
You suck.
They hate seeing women play.
Can't you kill me first for a speed boost?
I played myself.
I played myself.
W1.
I love Kaxa and you guys hate me.
And then I press stab and see that she's got the most knock.
I only happen after you knock me out and then I use all my items on you
Look I'm laying my weapons down. I'm laying my freaking weapons down
I'm laying the weapons down. I'm friendly guy now. I hate the fucking double barrel. I hate it
I'm lying though. I'm a patch of this
My horse right here
There's a ribbon in the dragon's tail in real life
Mean I've been meaning to go shit
That's not very nice
I was waiting for an item just didn't I see you I didn't mean I didn't mean to I leave
Oh my god, okay. Well, now you all
Got it. That's crazy. Oh
No, what is that orbital laser?
Jesus oh my god, bro, you orbital laser my wife
Dude, I didn't I don't think you can pick with it. I think it just goes at R&G
you are not gonna attack me or attack anyone well I didn't I didn't try to hit you I just
you know you're lying the monkey excuse me because you're probably trying to get your
What the fuck?
What's that?
That's so, I'm down to 200 meters back now.
Oh my god.
Oh, they would have been cool.
Corey's camping outside of the map, bro.
You jumped up in front of me.
I had to take the shot.
Well, that's fair.
That's fair.
Oh, oh, what?
Okay, okay
Chibley
You dove in the way of my ball
my ball what's a vodka party ready to get me out yes it's a
fuck i gotta cover my windows oh i know what the fuck you're going around
why don't i get speed boost i hit good damn my time that fucking you're not
Brian, you cannot go around on this map, I promise you I tried.
You think so?
Yeah, I promise you.
Holy shit, that one part.
Oh, come on.
Why is my ball rolling right towards that land mine?
I'm saving the spring boots for a trick shot.
I got to hit a 360, dude.
Thank you.
I'm not shooting you. I just want to speak. I'm not shooting you. I just want to speak.
I don't know who it's all I want.
I'm being owned enough.
Ryan went around, man.
Wait, and actually what?
There was something that couldn't be done.
Ryan, she ran with her gun.
Ryan, Ryan.
That's going in.
It actually, it basically did.
I just hit you, Cory.
If you go over power, it targets people.
I didn't realize it went from that far away.
That's crazy.
I've been like 2nd and 3rd on the green every time I've been playing football.
I'm always 4th.
I'm always 4th.
Oh, we got a game.
It's really hard to catch people unless you've got items.
Yeah, I low key I feel like the movement items are the most important
Or using the gun boots to do a 360 on Justin's side
We all got lice chibley
It isn't first.
What?
Any of y'all got lice?
Did you see Punch the Monkey picking the lice out of his glove sheet?
Dude, I think I'm falling for it.
I heard about it.
3 eyes, 2026, bro.
Good wait, Sen.
You saw?
Yeah.
I'm gonna try a new tech here.
Huh?
What?
What the fuck?
Did you just try that?
Not worth it.
Oh!
Thanks for the boost.
Thanks for the boost.
Thanks for the boost.
Thanks for the boost.
Thanks for the boost.
That's my ego boost.
Justin!
Who was that?
That's Corey.
God damn it Corey.
Why did I hit that song?
No, out of the map man.
Oh man, that map too.
Oh my god, Katie's so far ahead.
Killed Ghibli, he's first.
first
She has a point. What the hell?
Well, I'm behind the pack. I don't know if you notice that.
Okay, very funny story.
Why? I don't know. I saw the opportunity for swag and I couldn't resist.
Holy fuck.
They both got cars, man.
Oh no, my ball!
I hate you right now.
I hate you again!
Someone help me!
Actually, yes!
Who did the second arrow?
Ryan, that was Ryan.
Ryan, you see the pepper.
I don't know how long I'm on.
Holy shit, I'm following items all the fuck on ground third
I got 20 seconds angry camera falling
I can get a little game honestly I can you dance hate I don't see crazy
Y'all are done on this round!
He's still in first.
He's still in first, yeah.
Yeah, good E-crawl.
Fire a lot!
Fire a lot!
Dude, I actually have to stop playing CS.
I dropped an Invisalign Elastic last night and in my head I was like, I just dropped
U-Tilt.
You can cry.
Okay.
Nice shot.
I don't think we ever did this one no this is no it's yeah this is different yeah
I hate that hill though. I have three guns by the way. Good for you. Where's my ball?
Thank you. Oh fuck I ran past it. Wait me too. Ryan seriously. What did I do? Am I
Why on the bridge?
You parked the car right in front of my ball.
That's right, I was done.
I was done.
Oh, hey, now, there's no need for that.
I'm out of here.
Well, what the hell, he's spawn camping me.
That's too hard.
You want to ride?
I promise.
What the hell?
Get away from me.
Right, I promise.
What the hell?
You want to ride?
I brought my own, bro.
Oh, OK, you're flexing on me, dude.
Who did that?
Really thought I knocked you into the mines. I really don't eat it
You first
boots that's my ego boost how I last oh chilly we can do that it's the muscle
guy handshake right now guys we have two holes these guys are these guys are
60 up even win my average finish line is 120 up from me
I'm not sure how much you win.
Well, that's a good plan, yeah.
I hit that subjet.
No air horn this time?
No, just get him.
Oh my god, he just got in.
Nice, Justin.
Justin, you're a real freaking piece of work, dude.
I just wanted to get something, I don't know.
That's why I had to get something.
Why would you hit me you fucker?
I need the speed boost now you took my item
But why would you kill me Kate?
When Cori's the one who hurt you
Cause it's a battle
I'm not gonna miss too great about that it was a battle
It was like curving walls in the air
You know I think he scored
Top of the war is one of the battlefield guys
That was so messed up
I'm in like last place
I thought I could hit it. I'm trying to help you. I'm in last place
Thank you, I want to check it in for me. I'm gonna say man John who is dominating Xbox
I just overshot like crazy did
not good
come on
what was that for?
you're dominating me dude
i was just angering man
oh my god
that air horn ruined my life
what the fuck am i hitting it so hard for man
I've ruined the round for myself.
Right in the tops though.
Did I just hit your body?
Yeah, you did.
You're going to shoot glories at first!
I was trying to!
At first!
High ball going bro!
Why don't we get on low?
You're literally letting it go into the air!
You're letting it go into the air!
You're letting it go into the air!
It's the last hole, bro.
one out first man out
stop fighting
didn't my ball go
the fuck
I went off the map
what the hell was that all about why did you do that
who did that
what's in big though
we gotta clean your line here we gotta stop Cory
you gotta stop Cory
why why me?
she was easier too
one else has got to stop him
but like I gotta try to stop you
cause you're right next to me
bitch
oh am I here drinking coffee?
oh man those
that was my second shot
get the fuck man
I couldn't have all of this
cause you have coffee
Justin's already on the green
Kate!
yes?
I went crazy. I mean, I'm in last place. It don't really matter.
It's freaking carts, Vance.
There's nothing in this game that tilts me more than getting killed by someone and
then hearing them complain about getting killed by somebody else.
Let's get a supercut of Ryan.
Oh, no!
He killed him. I'm right up to killing people.
Yeah, we need a supercut of that.
How about you get a supercut of stopping Chibli from scoring so he beats you?
Oh shit.
No!
That might be a competition.
Oh.
Fuck!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
What the hell is this?
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh shit, man.
I think he still wins though.
Oh shit.
Oh no!
Oh!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
What happened?
It was a narrow path, but we got there.
You get so many points.
I did get an eagle.
I want to figure out how to get it.
If you're trying to chip in, you're trying to get your power meter right to the ball.
No, no, no.
You want to under hit it.
But that's what you wanted a little bit over.
Yeah, but you want to you want to
Yeah, send it back in I will send it back in
This game we got to stop right
Your golf turn off items I think
Yeah, what's the fun of that though?
I'm literally gonna hit a single button.
What the hell is happening, bro?
It's all done.
It must have rolled into the water.
Yeah.
I'm not hitting a single plus in this entire run.
That's a lie.
Yeah, but you've got to.
It's not a lie.
I like not hitting you for a tap.
You're gonna do it on accident.
Somebody hits you.
We hit that.
I need a speed boost.
that's my ego boost
walk off chivalry
you play the mind in front of my ball who is the last place
I didn't hit you I will kill you
I just know that was a good play
this is messed up
I'm staying away from that
My ball was so close to going into it's like I'm already
Who did that by the way?
Yeah, that's fair. That's fair, honestly.
Who did that?
Fuck you, dude.
What is-
I got the machine over here!
Orbital laser! Get into you guys!
Never mind, I got evaporated by the orbital laser.
Oh fuck, it was 20 not 0? I pushed down to 0, motherfucker!
Guys, it turns out Orbital Laser, I think it goes through shield.
I think you can't walk it kills you as well. Yes. Yeah, I can't believe I caused I was the putting it in before it killed you
Chilly we're farming we're farming
That's just me. No, yeah, I'm friendly. I'm friendly dude
He's friendly dude
What do you think that's tech I think that's tech
I
Swag right plus ten points for par
Why you oh, that's right imagine I did get that penalty stroke
Imagine the laser comes down and you double tap the shotgun backwards. Yes, I think it's still locked on
But right as it comes down. I mean right as it comes. What the fuck good Lord?
That's awesome that's pretty good
I'm gonna stay away from that stay away from that I
Thought it I thought it knocked everyone's balls
Fuck you are the mind fucking face
What am I thinking bro their minds everywhere my car hit me I'm oh my god, I'm a pacifist, and I'm being attacked with my
I thought you could cross here. I thought you could cross here everybody's trying to get the item. Oh my god
Where was that shit shot at yeah
Oh, you gotta go all the way around.
Yeah. Oh, my God.
Unfortunate.
I can make it.
Oh, this item's coming.
Kate's running away with it.
Wow, that went in with a box.
Why did mine go?
OK, I went in so late.
Oh, that's that's fair.
That's fair.
Friendly friendly on the green.
Kate's locked in.
She hasn't spoken a while.
This is really on the green.
I spoke.
Friendly friendly.
It does feel so awesome to like be in first.
Am I the last one?
I am way behind you
It does it does
I mean I gotta make two shots I think to make this one happen
I'm gonna do my little dance
What a shot
that's gonna fucking sting bro that's gonna fucking sting my worst
I'm like scared to shoot at you now.
Yep, I'm always watching now.
That is the first of who shoots at you.
You're in first place, okay?
It's justified.
Nothing is justified.
Oh my god, I got a crazy boost off that.
Really?
That's so dumb.
Yeah, I got a boost off the explosion because I was shielded because I had just been
attack
mother fucker
I need boots
I need boots
I'm the mad
fucking bullshit
yeah yeah yeah
you're just mad
ohhhh
oh my god
oh idiot
I need some water
I need some boots man
fucking bullshit
oh my god
I'm getting all the
the bm items
hahaha
fuck
give me a good movement item man
I know no it kills me
Cory I'm gonna fucking kill you
He's evil dick head
Oh, who did that?
I think that's all I ever...
I'm not even sure if that was me.
You see, so she'll get you on your toes on me.
What the fuck?
Can we not shoot me? I've literally hit my bull one time.
I'm making all the mines I placed. This is terrible.
I'm so in. I'm so in.
Oh, this hole is so frustrating.
I saved it.
Justin.
Oh, the mine!
I think knocking someone down on the green and then putting them into the hole
It's the play you can do that. I think so
That's fine honestly, I think they're one bro. I got my shit in under the air horn
Did our balls collide midair
What
I think I put a landmine right next to my own ball well play there's no any minds here
holy shit what the fuck oh I see I see I mean a fair fair fair
What the fuck man?
Oh shit!
Oh my god.
Why am I so fast?
Shut the fuck up Corey.
Oh my god.
Ryan, you're dead to me.
What the fuck?
You shot me.
That is true. I can't deny that.
Fidus Fidus.
What the fuck?
Are you kidding?
in the game, by far
He just, oh my god
Damn it
Please go win
God's at the smartest person in the world
at the smartest person in the world
Oh man is this game over?!
How is that happening?!
Are you kidding?!
Stop it!
KILL COREY
Kill Corey
I put a mine in front of my ball that somebody else's ball as well and then I like lobbed it
over even though I was on the green to get over the mile.
That's my
What the hell
So I put down a mine and shot it and bounced right back to me
really funny now I'm just stuck outside the map
I'm falling I'm falling you did that to me no I was about to stop Cory and you
just gave Cory the win you knocked me out of the map man I wasn't mean so
someone else you had a flaming skill over your head
I was shooting at Cory bro there were me like fifth place at the back what
What are we doing?
What are we doing here?
I'm not gonna over hit that.
I don't know, the markers don't seem to be telling the truth right now.
It counts as not a chip in, come on.
Like, oh my gosh.
Roller is asking golf for all the questions.
We're out here fighting each other and he's playing golf.
What happened to my ball?
It was 200 meters that way.
It was in the hole because I can't park.
I hate all of you. I hate every single one of you.
Dude, the playtesting for this game must have been crazy.
Dude, the office is beating the shit out of each other.
I'm trying to be a pacifist and everyone's hostile my vine bro. I'm trying to walk
I'm going to go across America like come on
Bye
Damn that's a big fucking coffee
What the fuck that's point blank
What?
Yeah you missed
That's bullshit
How do you get so fast?
Oh you were getting lasered
Ok that was unnecessary
W
That's a really smart to jump at other people when that's on you
Guys how do you not get orbital lasered on yourself when you have orbital lasered
I shielded man
I shielded, man.
I mean, literally, how do I target somebody else?
My ball's moving, man.
Am I muted?
Okay.
No, I don't know.
I don't use it once in it.
I just think we don't know the answer to that.
Oh, it targets first place automatically.
Oh.
I never want to see the person at first taking an unfettered shot again.
That was my third attempt on that shot, cuz I didn't get an attack.
Aw, fuck that up so it feels so bad when you overshoot it, dude.
Oh no!
Oh, it's in the water too.
Oh, now it's rolling down the hill.
Well, I hope you're happy. I am dead.
You have to be done.
I'm not dead, I'm light.
Dude, how do I hit this?
Well played, nice one.
Where is my ball?
Let's go.
It's a dumb PS, man.
Yeah.
WK, good play.
You think I'll be so stupid, Corey,
that you're charging your club right behind you?
You can't hit the ball, Stanley.
Really? I thought you could if they were like not red.
Huh?
Where are the item spawns?
I'm not making that up.
You know we don't want to go there.
Oh there's like a giant mushroom in the background.
Giant mushroom!
Is your cock out? I don't see any giant mushroom.
Oh it's in the background and like across the ocean.
That one that closes cock a giant mushroom?
Crazy guy.
There's a call out in an ancient
Or, uh, yeah, an ancient doughnut.
Last two holes, Raya's winning, Kory's winning.
I'm not winning, but Kory is winning.
You are second place.
I'm a hundred points.
What does it mean when someone has a flaming skull above their head?
A hundred points.
Does that mean they've been mean to you?
Yes, yes.
What the fuck Kory's keeping-
How are you throwing mines without burying them in the grand cave?
Did you have chain coffee, Kory?
Right click, and then left click.
No, I only had one.
Why you fucker?
I'm sorry.
I just gave you tech and you-
take my item I didn't shoot with the gun I got there
like my friendly guy yeah Cory literally got a coffee and then the golf
cart make it make sense no I had that I had it I had the boat when I
started the game
wait if it's does it did I just shoot it out of bounds we gotta get an orbital
strike on this guy
well I thought I could boots over there there's no way I need double
Shotgun right now, you know weapon you can kill me for the speed boosting get out there and hurt him. No, there's nothing
I got nothing oh
What a shot
Fuck you got me right as I was good score
Yes
Yes
We rocked the right side over that was a good side. Yeah, yeah, I'm fine. I'm fine
Just think we should all take a kinder approach to this game
I thought I wouldn't go in.
Things I do for coffee, bro.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
She's got to his knees.
Oh, the f***, bro.
This last hole.
Oh, shit.
Is it really?
Is it number nine?
I'm down by 100.
Do you know how hard it is to make up 100 points?
No, you mean like last time?
Yeah.
Do you know how hard it is to make up a hundred points?
No, you mean like last time?
When you literally did that?
Take that.
Oh my god.
I mean don't think offense on the only person trying to stop you.
Everybody else is going to go and then scores.
I'm sorry.
Oh my god.
Who hit me?
I'm gonna just jump.
Get him, get him, get him.
I am dead.
Fuck, overshot it.
Don't take my golf cart.
Okay
What do I do? How'd you get over there?
What guy did you stand I attacked you and I got hit
It's gonna be a crazy last hole
Of course you dug me out of bounds. I've got to get killed
I actually can use my boots man!
Nice shot!
No! Yes!
Good play, good play.
Thank you.
Enjoy your win round.
Watch this.
I might actually do it for myself.
That was really cool.
I'm glad I watched that.
Oh no!
My phone card!
Oh, he's gonna make it he's gonna make it. Oh, of course one
I tried to stop him
He's got all these angry cameras
Oh my god, oh
Oh, oh my god, I got fifth place. I feel like punch the loo-
41. Wait, that was the last hole! That was the last hole!
What? Okay, we're still in the last hole. We need-
Kate? I thought that was the last one! Kill Korn, please!
I need to harden this pocket too.
That porn, man.
Oh my god, you don't park right in front of my ball you prep
by me I
Want to hear it?
Keep these ones again ending the wind accord
I'm literally I'm trying to win right now. He's just trying to play my parking on my ball and kill me
I talked it's okay. I talked to my own ball
That's gonna hurt. Oh, I was trying not to adjust it. I promise that's so funny
I was running off to the side and you still decided to hit me.
No! No!
Oh, it blasted bro.
Funny! Funny!
Who did that sin?
Oh my god, there's like four carts.
Motherfucker!
Yes!
I have to stop Corey.
You have to stop Corey!
Nobody stop Corey!
He's freaking...
I just shot Corey!
Nobody stop him!
I hit him with my golf cart at a thousand miles an hour, so I don't hear it.
You did, you did.
Oh my god.
Can you beat you by ten points, Ryan?
Everybody talks a big game about stopping the guy until the round starts.
then it's like I gotta get my ball in the hole first.
Hey, I was laser focused on Corian.
I got a little derailed by someone else.
That's all.
All right, man.
Wait, can I be on B really quick, please?
Yeah.
Thank you, I'll be on B really quick.
How'd you launch him so far, Cori?
Full shot.
Right.
Yeah, yeah.
I don't want to hear it.
I don't want to hear it after you.
You have won a game today.
You have won a game today.
I don't even want to hear it.
You started the cascade because you shot me for no reason on the map.
And then Corey won easily.
Who's he talking to?
I'm talking to Simbicka. You watch your tongue.
Oh, no.
Oh, Discord died?
For me? No.
Did it?
I returned to the safety of my gaming den.
I'm not aiming Dan. Red Bull number two. My man cave. Oh my god. I'm changing. No. I have to blow my nose.
How do I become that? Oh, it's that button. I'm a dick. That button, man.
Little dick head. Other than a golf car, can jump. Yeah, yeah, it's got a little hot.
I get it now Kate did that to me like six times
Should have done seven pretty in yeah
Good
Why is my discord dead
Yeah, you are your office. I mean I can thank God we have in-game work
I
Really you have to like close it close like that completely. Yeah. Hey, can I have this item? Nope?
What the fuck thank God? How'd you do like that? We're gory? Thanks
Diving out of a pusher. Yeah
Your house on the way Justin have this item. I don't know jumping you. It just made me fall
Thanks, Justin. Why that wasn't me somebody try me with a rock instant. It wasn't me
You shoot me with a rock and you pay the price
No, you orbital strike me. I told you you'd regret it dude. I told you
That's it. Oh my god. I started at the start
That's messed up
Oh shit, I'm not fucking ball
Can I get up? Can I get up?
Come on it. Okay. Thank you. Thank you
That's the most evil man on earth I agree I agree
I gotta pop out. Oh my god.
I'm gonna pop out of the shield.
Definitely doesn't. Oh no. I
don't do it. I'm not doing it.
Oh, come on, we got there.
This is really open.
I mean.
Oh.
How am I going to get there?
I hope you're okay.
Can we let the record show Corey saw me 60 feet from the hole and said, Shibli, we got
to stop this guy when Shibli was cutting through the victory.
Does this seem fair to you?
Does this seem like a just society?
What the?
What the fuck?
Mario's fallen for you.
Mario's fallen for you.
Your fucking doorbell does that?
Oh my god.
What kind of fucking doorbell is that?
Hold up, bro.
Hang on, dude. The Mario Bros. need me.
I gotta go.
Oh, no.
There's something big happening in New York again.
The Mario Bros. need me.
Oh, no.
It's terrible for me.
You said I would?
No, my front door calls my phone.
That's my ringtone.
That's your ringtone?
I love that.
Oh, it's viral.
It's viral.
I said, it's viral.
I want to see the clip.
I want to see the clip.
I was convicted of shooting.
Why would I not have shot you if...
People make mistakes every day.
How did I do that?
Idiots.
Don't do it too late on that one.
I know this is so stupid. Oh my god and I'm out.
Actually help me.
Justin. Justin.
I didn't do anything bad.
Dang it!
What the hell Ryan? Don't don't don't Cory. Don't Cory.
Cory friendly friendly friendly.
I can't hit my ball, it's in a weird eye, I hate you.
Ah, it's definitely going to be a drink.
Run this one back, Kribo.
Oh, I want a different fucking route.
What happened to my boots?
No, no, don't.
My ball is in the spot.
I can't get it.
I can't get it.
He's gonna make it.
He's gonna make it.
I'm going, I'm going joke or mode.
I'm going full joke or mode.
I'm going, you're gonna call the police.
The Mario Bros. of me, oh, hold on one more time.
Mario Brothers on here.
This stack of maps might actually be the worst after worst after worst.
I bought myself over here.
I didn't get a hold of it.
Oh my god, I was waiting for that.
Sorry, you're a real piece of shit.
The the meter was so crazy on this one.
That was. Oh, you did that.
five million landmines and I should just give up on this one the landmines of the time
let's go just daaaay
oh what a shot did you put that right?
no I was uh uh second level second level
ah dude the freaking pole I mean it would have gone over it didn't hit the pole that
thing was a laser justice plus one it's kind of amazing
okay you're not on funny oh
on the ground bro on the ground was perfect like your one over par right
now one over part I didn't realize there was a part yeah yeah you get more
points if you get birdie and eagle what up oh you realize that there's a part five
here fuck that was devastating I'm sorry I'm sorry I was getting the speakers and
you were right behind me you're those I'm sorry Kate I was getting the speakers and you were right behind me
I'm taking a penalty stroke!
Boots, that's my ego, Boots!
Justin's so far ahead.
No.
What the fuck is going on?
How do I get up this? This is crazy, I'm never getting up this mountain.
I have to hit it back a bit. That's right.
I'm taking the long way.
Oh my ball is in the corner.
Same, same.
I'm taking the long way.
If you don't want some ride just let me know.
up sorry in the gym all right all my strength and hit you I promise not all right it was
the science way you fucker what you fucker and I didn't do anything bad I only did nice
though why did it go up is it just blew myself then Justin could be alright
I'm gonna fucking kill you. I know I was being mean to you but I'm gonna kill you.
Oh my god. You're an eagle in no less. I was about to get a little bit of a shot
me with a gun. You tricked it into me. I know. I can't be mad. You got a chicken.
Oh my god.
Oh, pop it off.
I didn't have pro leagues for this.
I'm not even kidding.
The e-sports in this game would be insane.
Yeah, I don't understand what went wrong on that one.
Man, we got a tight-ass game though.
That was a great shot, Jim.
A tight-ass.
Well, mine is just evil.
I don't know if my ass is tight.
I wonder.
I actually do wonder.
Curious about that.
You are evil man.
You are evil man.
Is it just shit to do that?
How do you do that?
I don't know how to shove.
Maybe I contact you with my knife.
I guess you really hit me with the dive.
You're scaring me. You do not want to start this fight.
Nice check.
Golf cross? Okay, the most OP item in the game.
Holy shit.
That actually threw my ball off.
What the hell?
You should stop rolling.
They're not even put that.
oh my god this is my
oh i thought that was gonna not i don't want to hear any okays from the guy who
mined from first place backwards and hit the guy who didn't even hit him
sorry oh i'll pause you for a second fuck you dude
Oh my god, he's destroyed everybody.
He's destroyed so many of us.
I got penalty strokes.
My balls?
Oh my.
You!
Roy, why did you just do that?
Why did I score?
Why did I score first?
No, you blocked my ball!
Oh, I guess I did dive onto the hole as I was dying.
Oh my God. It's so similar to Mario Kart.
I'll take it down. I'll take it down.
Like you cross the finish line first
and you're like, were there even any items?
And then the people that are still racing
are just fucking hating each other now.
Oh, fuck.
Yeah.
I'm learning all of their items on like,
on third to sixth place, just for Penny Rogers.
Ah.
The funny thing is, I think like the bottom scores
all get the same score.
Yeah, yeah, you have to...
You can't use them on strokes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Fifth and sixth.
We gotta kill these guys.
I fucked up so much royally, dude.
I'm so mad.
No, in the wrong way.
I was shooting shotgun.
Take us, man.
This is the best I've been in the game.
I got a nice shot don't know if you know about that
I put that accident
Dude someone should take all of our group gaming sessions and like cut out the gameplay and
upload them and pretend it's a podcast dude don't make me lanes I'm not even kidding
give you people just complaining the whole time.
You're letting Raiowin, you're letting Raiowin fucking get sucked on.
I got third there, come on.
Yep.
Sometimes all you need to do is a good shot.
I'm so mad.
All because you were being a prick.
I can't believe.
You're a huge enemy, shoot me!
Well I'm saying that you could have gotten first if you weren't doing all that.
Well yeah I could have gotten first if you didn't shoot me too.
I'm saying that you could have gotten first if you wanted to get on that.
Well, yeah, I could have gotten first if he didn't shoot me too.
I missed you.
Well, yeah, but if he didn't take a shot at me, I would have been in the hole.
I'm just saying it's the Tango fuckin' web we weave.
What the hell?
Alright, Charlotte.
Sex in the city?
Oh...
The web.
It's the typical Corey Averge.
I am second.
Okay, this time I'm only back by 10, but we do have to stop Corey.
Shut the fuck up, shit, this guy.
He's the best golfer the items. I don't know but he's the best golfer. He's pretty good. He's pretty good
I only hit 99 do what's the point? Yeah, you should start over
Wait if you hold all you get a speed boost
Go he's telling the truth. I'm zooming. How'd you hit me? Yeah? I don't know hold all you get a speed boost
That's what I did. I held off
why try it right right please lie guy please try it
I didn't work
I'm worried I guess you'll do whatever you did to kill me but show Corey instead
okay I can do it I can get him give me a minute I didn't get it for me I think
what the fuck air horn that was you
chib and now I'm on the other side of
the fucking map god damn it whatever
we farm save rounds eco rounds
Oh, it's Chibli, Grudgeon Chibli, Grudgeon Corey.
Oh, Chibli!
Oh, I don't know what you're talking about!
You're the first!
You're gonna get a demo for being the first!
We should do Max Orbital Strike Spawn Rate.
Oh my god, Counter Strike.
That's what this is.
Counter Strike.
I stole it from Chad.
Counter Strike.
Counter Strike.
I'm going mid.
Oh my god.
I'm pushed in mid brah
I'm going woodland bay
I'm gonna be on mushroom cap mushroom cap
Father's a big on woodland bay. No
Close up
Do you actually look like that's right? Yeah, I would
Oh
I hate that so I don't know the Divils whispering to me. I know dude, right?
We could probably get
What are you doing?
What's Apollo doing?
Corey, what are you doing?
Josh, where are you?
You shot me.
I think it's funny to say that every time.
I'll never get to the goal.
I'm sorry, but I am bad.
Okay, we can make you better.
And I need lunch.
What's on the menu?
Sandwich.
Dang!
What? What?
This is fucked up.
What in the world?
That's insane, you fucked up.
Get away from me, bro.
What the fuck?
I think maybe that item's going off a bit too much.
That was crazy.
Yeah, breathe him, dude.
Alright, P4.
Yeah.
Oh.
what the f**k?
shib
sorry sorry sorry
I was doing a skit
I just said take that
oh I shot it
what the f**k is that?
do that
what do we even do?
I said take literally into another freaking
with what? how do we do it?
Oh my god, I can't even get there.
Oh my god, where are you?
Dude, I got literally shot out of the map.
That's not my attention, I just wanted to be known.
Well, Ryan's in first and he's got momentum and he's got more attacks than I have played.
He's not at all in there, I just cannot hit him.
So, he's the one to go after him.
Also of course it's very easy to say I have more attacks than you.
I had to catch up to you bro, you were like on the point.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Defense, defense, defense.
I can't hit him.
Last place just shoots off.
Ryan and Corey need to die.
Final hole.
Corey, truce.
Yeah, okay.
Oh, now that your first place is truce.
Oh, shit.
You missed, bro.
I got a little slower.
I'm just gonna kill you completely forever and ever and ever
I can't do it
Actually help me thank you
Dude on my freakin Oh my bad, my bad y'all
Okay
You're better than OK, dude. You're great.
They're running away with this one. They're already up there.
I think I just shot one of the kids in the wall.
Oh, shit.
I love to shot my kids.
Dude, my ball is behind the wall.
Oh, you also got, I see.
OK, that's OK. OK, I understand. I do understand your situation and I'm empathetic about it.
I
Do have a magnet though, so
That's not what I wanted to do. I had an equipment. So I guess what can I say do you jump accidentally?
I did jump with the boots
I was about to go in!
Who did that?
I'm gonna look back at this game and tell you.
I'm gonna look back at this game and tell you that gun.
You gave it to Cory.
You gave it to Cory the win.
That's my wife.
Justin!
You gave it to Cory the win.
Oh, the bird.
I can't tell you that.
Oh!
That was fucking out of my cocky like you were.
I feel like you were the one who was drinking my coffee
You hear that? You hear this prick's fucking song? You did that
I can't believe it
You're so excited
Oh my god, I was so close
Oh shit, I just wanted to do it
A media quick launch?
Yeah, I don't know if we have time for another
Oh, quick launch
Oh, I still make a crack
We do
I know it's so crazy
It really was
I'm in sandpit, I'm pushing sandpit.
It's good to push sandpit I think, there's a nice utile down there.
Yeah right utile?
I just wish I was utile.
You were instantly out of sandpit?
I don't know, I didn't mean to, I just want to jump.
Oh, that was close.
Watch out, bombs.
Watch out, bombs.
Bombs!
Nice.
Now, just a little more slow.
I was just trying to get a hand.
Mine is rolling.
That's why I'm running forward as far as I can.
That's my revenge missile.
No, Kate!
No!
Oh, that was close.
Where's my ball?
Un-unnecessary.
It's still in the hole?
Can I not get on my fucking-
I have to go down there.
It's-it's like stuck.
Aw, this sucks.
Well, what is a-
Oh, hold, Arter restarted.
I'll be fine.
Oh, that's what you're-
Thanks for the boost.
Huge boost, bro.
It doesn't restart the ball-
Oh, okay.
Oh.
Well, I'm-I'm out of this one.
Can y'all take-
Can y'all wait for me just a minute, please?
my bad wait a minute my fucking ball what
how did that launch my ball like that someone just absolutely ruined my life
the algorithm is giving me a fucking word I'm not gonna call you
whoa
I can hear the minute
ohhhh
he's making fun of me
I didn't mean to get scared in this game.
I didn't mean to do it.
This would be the shot.
This would be the shot of all time if you could make it.
Justin, do you make it in the crater again?
Uh-oh.
We believe in you, Jay.
I think on this one if you die there's like no checkpoint, right?
No, there is.
Oh, if you take Sandpit you don't get a checkpoint.
you don't get a checkpoint.
I held R to resex, my ball was in the pit stuck, and then it just reset me at the very
start and then the ball hit me in the head later.
It was all falling slowly.
I hit double boost dude, watch this.
What Justin?
I'm friendly, I'm friendly.
is really strong I don't have any
statement
I'm pretty I'm pretty I'm pretty I'm
pretty
I'm pretty I'm pretty you're shooting at
it gets movement tech I'm really oh
Oh fuck I hit a guy.
I'm friendly, I'm friendly.
I hit you with that car!
I'm friendly dude.
You should have died.
I'm gonna fuck you.
What? Where's my ball?
I hate your guts.
Kate, where's Ryan's address?
I got tired of driving.
I felt so bad for running away after it was done.
I think this is middle of the world.
Alright, we've farmed up the item.
What the fuck is this?
Oh no.
Kate, what's Ryan's address is really good.
You guys want to join us as a six stack and just join a random lobby and brief the two real people until they...
My buddy yesterday told me, my buddy Mazda said that they joined a random lobby and the
host was being racist.
So they all just chained him in the water for like the whole thing.
Ok, that was bad.
Last at golf community though, you know, I'm happy it carries you over.
Oh!
You guys both tried.
He just taken everything.
I'm in last place, I deserve it all, I deserve the world.
Let me on. No. Let me on. Let me on. Where's
Oh, don't you need it you
That goes in oh, no, how did I how did my bazooka this time? Oh fuck your ball
He's a chivalry!
I'm fucking hate your guts
I'm in the last place you piece of shit
Kill him kill him!
You're headed me at the moment
I'm ready everyone to dress
I don't know, I was going off.
I think you had the turkey.
I got a turkey, dude.
It's a Melovin' Array.
Yeah, I'm starving.
I'm starving.
I'm starving.
I'm starving.
I'm starving.
I'm starving.
I'm starving.
I'm starving.
I'm starving.
I'm starving.
I'm starving.
I'm so hungry I'm gonna take the whole turkey.
Wait what the hell why did I go out of bounds?
Asshole.
Fuck you.
What the fuck man?
Sorry.
Someone dropped a dinner plate back there I think.
What?
I can't do it.
I can't do it.
Where'd my ball go?
Oh my god, that's not good.
What hole is this? What number hole?
This is number four. It's four. Four. Four.
What? Four? Yeah, pal.
Isn't that what I said when I cut down a tree?
Oh, I'm not going to do anything to you.
I didn't want you to run away from me.
You were trying to aim, I didn't want you to shoot.
You were trying to aim me with a gun, so I pulled up and run.
You were like aving down
You tried to kill me
And you couldnt shoot me because I was actually moving around with my car
No its not the case, I was holding the gun to deter you from running the help
And then you got out and shot me and I even had an enemy for life
Beating up the guy in my car is just so fucked up
Don't have a driver's license
This bully behavior
No way it goes out the van
I shouldn't have hit you son
Oh it didn't
Everything's fine
I save it oh my god my ball friend way too far
And you knocked out my you gave me a penalty stroke
Cory why yeah, I hit my ball I
Hate I hate so much
I can't believe I just completely ruined me Corrie
The mines that I threw down
You threw the mines and it blocked my ball
I know, I know, that's the point
I love a game on the links too
Yeah Corrie you sounded like some random neighbor of the White House
I
100 like agriculture is gonna get it
100 is so good like it's
Right once a ride. I'm not kidding. Get in John. What the fuck bro John they're praying on our down for
I hope this isn't your bowl. This is my strength
Okay, who was it I had to move it so I can hit my ball
We can get different straight in
Let me jump over the golf cart.
He's the fucking spring shoes.
Oh my god, that was awesome.
That was insanely funny looking.
There you go.
You should be a headboard.
Oh my god.
Okay, I didn't hit you on purpose.
Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Who did that? That was my husband.
There's more over there.
Oh my god.
I'm doing pistol so inaccurate so close it is really inaccurate sometimes it pisses me
the fuck off oh no oh no no no no no out of bounds no stand up you dickhead okay
Oh my god, this is messed up. It's hitting me
It didn't go in the hole. Oh my god. It was I got knocked in
by that orbital blast. It was lived on. You're all so evil. You're all such evil people.
All of you have hate in your heart. Dude, you already saw it, you already saw it.
I'm just farming, I'm just farming anyway. You'll have hate in your hearts.
It's far all the one where I shoot it really close and then I spend the rest of the time trying to get to the ball
Oh
Need just another idea
Whoa John did you see that?
Also, everyone in my channel is asking who John Wood is, it's our new friend John, oh wait,
he's our friend John Wood.
Yeah, Corey.
He's too far, I thought you hate you Corey.
Guys, you gotta chill.
I swear to God!
Oh my fucking god!
Literally you all deserve that.
Oh my god who shot that?
Chibby that was an insane shot.
Oh my god.
You can't inquiry.
You're on the list.
What?
What the fuck is my boss?
So this one I think is actually smart to move your ball and then run into the hole.
I can't get to my ball.
Kate completely screwed me.
You inquiry.
Great.
Oh, I can't hold my hands in the beginning.
Please.
Oh, that happens.
Oh, it's right on the edge of my head.
No.
That is not fair.
And then court, and then Kate put me over there.
I can absolutely kill a buddy in this one.
You're fine.
You're fine.
We go again.
What happens?
Oh.
The potter was using the potter.
The potter was putting, like, up on rare.
Guys, we almost got Julie.
Why did I remove my profile picture? What happened?
T.O.S?
We have to stop Ghibli. He's 160 points up.
He is too far ahead.
Five, four, three, two, one.
What's that?
Are you faking this?
Dude, how did you get that shot off? What the fuck?
It's kind of sick, right?
What the hell?
I don't think you're gonna get it, John Woo.
What the fuck?
What?
Where's my ball?
You fucker!
You fucker!
You fucker?
You fucker?
Motherfucker?
What?
Some kind of crazy motherfucker.
What is happening?
It's like rolling slow.
Yeah, I just got one dude again.
What the hell? How am I going to get there?
I'll be rolling.
What the fuck was that?
Excuse me chill chill Ryan chill. Oh, bro. I should know where the beginning. That's us. Oh
My ball fell off the map surprise surprise
Nope, it never minded landed perfectly in a spot. They're all my god. Yeah, I don't have the fuck I'm gonna get my ball out of here
Oh, yeah, dude
Please God
oh my god oh my god get up i hate this
fucking game
you started it no i didn't you did it
with that air horn on the last map i
I don't want to hear it.
That was up for you.
The air horn was up for you.
Yes!
Yes!
What the fuck?
You had like a damage protection on it, it shot you and just like nudged you forward.
Chiff and Tribbley, dude.
I'm high.
We score.
We score.
I think I've been on two instead of one my entire time I've been putting I'm just
been hitting the wrong button.
Guys, Chibi's off again.
I've done that a couple times.
There, but they removed my profile picture so you should feel bad for me.
I can still see it.
I think it's New Zealand data center just went down.
Yeah, probably.
It's an island boy.
Why?
That's actually John Wootz.
You're being so mean.
You're in first by a lot and nobody else is doing anything.
I'm doing it.
Alright, he might be doing a lot.
He's doing a lot.
I'm doing a lot.
Me? I'm doing a lot.
I'm always doing a lot.
All our balls are in the same spot.
Island off!
Oh my god.
These guys should be out.
You just hit the ring.
That's dribble.
Just stay there.
Try to do that. I swear to god. Oh, you can't go that way. He's right. Oh, yeah, unless I got you I get jump boots right here
Watch watch we go that way
Dude, how the fuck do they like you pop double jump with them. No, no, no, it's just a one big jump
That's so stupid. I
Hate you
I'm a nice place. Fuck you. You're letting Chip Lee win. Oh shit. He's fucking right. Whatever. I'm first
I'm not even getting in on this one bro the boots are so dumb
We're vibing over here man
Oh shit
Oh my god
Yes
Oh fuck
I'm gonna literally fucking end it in real life
He means the game, he's gonna end the game
the game like what do I do I'm just gonna say and farm items I'm not gonna
get like any game it's such a stupid chud next hole is the last hole next hole
is the last hole oh he's still winning hey we're still with you all know I've
I've been getting fucked by everybody.
These are all my enemies for everything.
Ryan, do you have a gun?
Let me see.
I don't.
We take a chance on this one.
Yeah, sir.
What the fuck?
Hey, don't use your fingers.
You've got to use them to get over the gap here.
You are programing.
Running away with it
He's running away with it. I have nothing to stop him right now. I didn't think three people would take the hard path
Oh my god, I was not trying to chill. Can you chill? Can you chill? Nope. Nope. Oh, you're gonna get there
Walker
I fucking died that you tried to murder me in the middle of the air I did it would have been so cool
What the fuck I mean I tried to shoot him there
I was actually panicking Good play good play
You can't stop us you can't stop us we're too strong out here kid
We're too strong out here Wow You guys are fighting for second remember that
I think I didn't fight him for a second, they're fighting for third.
Good rocket, good rocket.
I think he did not get first place there, I think he did not get last place.
I don't think so.
Can you fuck off?
Fuck off!
Fuck off!
Fuck off!
Fuck off!
I'm last place!
I'm in last place, don't take my last place Valor.
Oh shit, that was just a laser.
Oh my god.
Good game, good game.
Good game.
I finished under par and I got 2.
good game
i'm face under part
that's pretty interesting
this feels like valor
gg
gg
gg
i hate you
i don't act
gg
that was fun
it's so good
gg
because you murdered me later later later I'm gonna send you over to my
wife's dream enjoy I was gonna say enjoy chicken potato but that is me enjoy
enjoy her stream and I will be back tomorrow later goodbye