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We're back, y'all. It's going to be a swaggy stream today. Approximately one hour of a
demo that I saw Ricky Peacock play yesterday called Roondice. That seemed awesome. Two
hours of a sponsored stream for Resident Evil Requiem on the Nintendo Switch 2 video game
console. It just came out. It has great reviews. I'm being told it's a mainline resident evil
game. What was the last mainline resident evil I played?
RE2. Was RE2 after RE7? I know it sounds like a crazy question, but in today's modern
world. You don't know, man. You don't know. We're living in a world where two comes after
seven, man. Maybe because people were so scared of seven after eight, nine or whatever. It's
That's a crazy sentence.
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Misspelled Gattaca.
crazy. I mean, once is enough is all I'm gonna say about that. Get your ribosos out
there once is enough. When your bait comment doesn't get read on the in the
first three times that you've typed it, I mean you're really taking your life
into your own hands on the fourth one.
I saw your vaude of the executive. Have you ever played the movies? It came out in 2007 and it's like the executive meets the Sims
Magresta, can I say something without insulting anybody? We need to bully people who their communication is exclusively recommending other media to consume
It's getting to the point where it's it's just too much the default mode of communication is just nobody cares that you saw something
They only care how quickly they can recommend something similar and it's so annoying
It's so annoying. We're all pinched, man. We've only got so much time. Everybody has an easy avenue to discover a limitless bounty of media that exists.
Everyone knows where to find good stuff, man, at this point. It's just too much.
Like, I got on Letterbox.
I thought it would be a cool place to score movies, review movies, maybe even have some
conversations about what we like about movies.
Literally, the only conversation I ever had on Letterbox is, if you like this, you should
try this.
And about 75% of the time you should try this.
The movie that's being recommended is something that I've already seen.
In fact, there's about a 15% chance it was the movie I watched that led to the recommendations
to then watch the movie whose review you are currently reading.
It's out of control.
Also, I've seen some of your top fours.
You should audit your own top fours before you give any recommendations.
I'm sorry.
And this is going to start as problematic, but then it's going to turn based.
just got to trust in the prophecy. If you have any spider-verse movie in your top
four, I don't want you to recommend movies to me because I don't care about
your opinions on film if you're 21 years old. And you're gonna say that's not
fair. Bro, you don't care about my opinions on film because I'm 37. That's
that's the golden rule, bro. If you go, well, yeah, he's old so I'm gonna
discount his opinion. I'm gonna do the same thing to you. You should be
leaving comments for other 21-year-olds saying you should watch the second
spider-verse movie and I will leave the comments that are like how have you not
seen Barton think bro you that's a good half your age plus seven for movie
review suggestions oh that's a that's the terminus of the bit that's really
good that's awesome so wait who half of my age oh shit I mean that no that's good
that means you need to be like 25 to recommend the movie to me I can live with
that 25 is like peak watching Taiwanese movies from the 1990s era I could use
some I could use some recommendations in that zone man
When did all the 25-year-olds with cool haircuts stop watching Japanese movies from the 1960s
and move on to Taiwanese movies from the 1990s, man?
Like the world has changed a lot in the limited time that I've been here.
Plus two Taipei story.
Can I tell you something?
I was playing Sine2NerdalBattles yesterday for a YouTube video.
Dude takes me back to Akira Kurosawa.
I don't even know what movie it was, it was not one of the huge ones, but it was a Kurosawa movie.
On a lark, I played Tokyo Story off of it, just to keep myself alive.
Bro didn't know anything to play off of Tokyo Story.
Guy with an encyclopedic knowledge of Akira Kurosawa films who can't name any other movie in Japanese mid-century history.
I outed him as a fraud on a phony. I outed him as a fraud on a phony.
I pierced his veil and he was one tapped.
You care about my opinion on music?
I'm 20.
Bro, the fact that you're 20, like, I just wish you would stop talking about blood on
the tracks.
Like, oh, you don't like blood on the tracks that much?
Yeah, bro.
Like, four years ago you were in the 11th fucking grade.
It's not an album, you're, I mean, your life is fucked up if you're vibing with
blood on the tracks at age 16 that doesn't make any damn sense. That's a 30
somethings album, bro.
20 year olds are not talking about blood on the tracks lol internet Jonesy meet
Yeti Yeti meet internet Jonesy.
Bob Dylan was 18 when he wrote it. Wrong. He's 37, I think.
I can't believe it's been 10 years since 24 Carat Magic. Y'all, are you doing anything to celebrate?
What you're playing to do?
24 Carat Magic.
Free Willins, Free Willins still the best Bob Dylan album. You are 22 or 70. And
that's fine. Everybody's got to be an age and you don't really get to choose.
I do have to ask though, if Free Willins is your favorite Bob Dylan, are you the
type of beast that like puts on oven mitts to take something out of the
microwave? Frayed you might feel something? You really, I ain't saying you
tree in me I'm kind could have done better but I don't mind that's that's as
much heat as you're willing to put up with you just kind of wasted my precious
time well don't think twice it's alright buddy you never microwave the bowl of
chili for two minutes when the bowl is hot but the chili's still cold and if
if the heat has come out sizzling, bro.
You know what feels wrong?
The fact that you can put something in the microwave
for like 10 minutes.
But bro, it actually happens.
Sometimes you'll like pre-cook an entire potato
in the microwave.
When you turn that shit to eight minutes,
you're like, I better stick around just in case.
You never, I'm basically hitting this
the concentrated dose of gamma radiation. Bread gets hot in 5 seconds. Bro, Apollo, you
ever melt butter in the microwave? It's the most fucked up thing of all time. If you're
trying to go from fridge butter to like semi soft butter, there's literally like a 1.1
second window. You'll put it in for like 12 seconds and it'll come out as cold as
it was when you took it out of the fridge. If you put it in for 5 more seconds, it's
It's just a puddle.
It's so crazy.
This could change the power level.
Good point.
It feels heretical to change the power on the microwave from max.
But you know what?
I also, I mean, I never thought I would be
an inverter turbo defrost guy.
I never thought I would be a sensor cook reheat guy,
but both of those functions, I'm gonna go ahead and say it.
They've got some serious intellectuals
working down at the microwave department.
Those both work, man.
Yeah, popcorn button is fucked up.
I want to see a Jerry Seinfeld Netflix comedy
about the constant battle between the popcorn producers
and the microwave popcorn algorithm creators.
Cause every bag of Orville Redenbacher says,
ignore the popcorn button on your microwave.
Put it in for three minutes.
And then if you hear six seconds between kernels,
stop it immediately or it's too late, it'll be on fire.
Are you going to watch the new season of Scrubs?
Nope, I'm going to watch David Cronenberg's Dead Ringers, which I'm 45 minutes into at
present.
I'm starting to think the twins ain't all alright, man.
Starting to think the twins, they got a little, a certain darkness lurking under
the surface, bro.
What possessed you to watch Love in the Afternoon?
Someone in my Discord said that it was one of their favorite movies and I said, look
at that, it's on the Criterion Channel.
And then I watched it.
I took it to the bike and I watched it.
Isn't that a recommendation though?
Yeah, but that person has like rapport.
You're just like ones and zeros to me.
No disrespect.
Apollo recommended the pit.
I've been making my way through the pit very slowly.
I'm basically in real time.
I'm living my life a little bit like Dr. Robbie right now.
But you're just like, I mean, no disrespect,
but I don't know who you are.
And a movie recommendation from a stranger
is basically like just a mosquito.
It's like being bit by a mosquito a little bit, it's just sort of, I mean, at best it's
just sort of there.
True, I get it.
You know me, watch Rat Race.
I probably saw it before you were born, to be honest, because I did see that in theaters,
And I was extremely excited to see it in theaters.
Old ass fuck you.
You'll be there too, one day, Yeti.
I was thinking about that.
It's crazy that you don't get to pick your age.
I still think it's so fucked up that you're 20 and I'm 37.
like this is the only time actually basically like every single day that goes onwards in
the eyes of everybody else you and I get closer in age and all I mean by that is that when
I was like 17 and you were just born we were like holy fuck these people could not be any
more different but like basically from now until the the days that both of us die we're
just two lines that get closer but never actually converge. And like in a hundred years, I mean,
it was the year 20, you were born 2006, I was born 1988. In a hundred years, they'll be like,
what's the difference? Not really, though. The same way we look at the way, how much
different do you think it is if someone's born in 1860 versus like 1880? We go, that's the same
mother fucker those that's owned right there and then as the time goes on it's
like it's going to compress in the centuries bro like we look at mother
fuckers from like the 1500s and 1600s and the 1700s and we go what's the
fucking difference and meanwhile we're out here like well that's a 37-year-old
opinion as a 31-year-old I would never hold that buddy we're cosmically linked
for all time if you wanted to draw delineation between us you had a
couple of years right when you were fucking born you were too busy sucking
on your mom's titties to actually know about what's important in life. As a result, now
we're inextricably linked cosmically for all of eternity. Great, way to go.
Get ready because you're 20, right? So you're 20. You were born in 2006. You were 10 when
Trump got elected for the first time. Get ready to be blamed for it. And we know now
Now in 2026, that doesn't make a lick of sense.
But in 2060, your grandkids are going to be like, how'd you let that shit happen?
And you're going to have to say some shit like, well, I was in the fourth fucking grade.
They're going to be like, yeah, whatever.
Jokes on you, I'm Canadian.
They're going to play bus too.
which I personally think is even less fair,
because I've been doing my part for the resistance
by making fun of it for a while.
And that's where my talents are most effective.
I did everything I possibly could.
Sorry if I spam things multiple times,
I have Zoomer, dementia,
and I forget things when I alt tab.
That's fucking real, dude.
That might be fucking real.
Digital equivalent of walking through a door made me sad when you said people don't enjoy
screwball comedies.
My endure, I don't know if you're still here, or if you give a fuck, or if you give a fuck,
Apollo.
You might not give a fuck.
The realest shit I ever said about Letterbox is people will watch their favorite comedy
of all time and then give it like a three and a half in a heart.
It's a sad world out there, bro.
People will, thank you for talking about the naked gun.
People will write a review that's like, this is the greatest comedy I've seen in years
and then give it a three and a half out of five because they don't, oh, I can't
give it the same score.
I gave it in the mood for love.
I mean, it's good, but is it as life-affirming as in the mood for love?
I don't know.
She had a body like a hotel shower.
No matter how much you play with the knobs, she just got hotter.
That's not from the movie.
That's my own original joke, but I liked it when it popped into my head.
That's you with fantasy movies, though?
Not really.
All the Lord of the Rings are five stars, even though the ants are pissing me off
in the second movie. When they do that shit that's like we've decided and then
Mary and Pippin get excited and they're like we've decided to talk more about it
and you're like mother fucker. God damn it.
They take a while to say anything. Oh that's that we've decided. We've
You've decided you are not orcs.
Brother!
I like on message to all friends when you said your favorite movies were science fiction
because you were too scared to say you love past lives.
That's not the case.
For every action there's an equal and opposite reaction.
They were glazing me as some kind of like God of cinema because I've seen movies from
the 1990s.
which point I had to take myself down a peg with a little memento mori and say
actually I'm an idiot whose favorite movie is basically like any movie where
people go to space if they had said some shit like wow your fucking taste is
horrible I would have been like well actually I think Celine song is the
goat for past lives
would you agree the best sci-fi who done it is the thing can I say something I
like the thing I think the thing is a great movie but it is on a list of movies
I never want to talk about or hear about ever again the thing tie-hard Jurassic
Park back to the future first Ghostbusters movie just don't want to
hear about it. It is clobber. It's clobber in time. It's clobber in time. Back to the
future is pretty rewatchable IMO. Huge if true. Has anyone ever thought of this? Has anyone
ever told TBS to the super station that back to the future is pretty rewatchable.
Apollo, are you still here?
It's so much fun to just talk and not play video games and then people also love it the
most.
then like some 36 year old will be up in your comments saying some shit like are
you gonna play tales of briseria are you gonna take your robaxa set the hell
are you talking about am I gonna play tales of briseria are you hearing
yourself what the no idea what that shit even is bro I saw it on Metacritic
when I was looking up reviews of the new resident evil I feel a
attack, good then you know what it's like.
Gamers have a tip of the cap and a bacon of the narwhal to Ricky Peacock, Twitch.tv
slash Ricky Peacock who was playing a bunch of demos in Steam, Next Gamefest, Done Quick
or whatever.
And one of the ones that he played was Rune Dice and I said hey this game looks really
cool, what is it?
It is a dice builder slash deck builder, but what you do is you basically flick
a dice at other dice. If the dice are combined, like if they're the same value, they combine
and then keep, they bounce to another dice and to another dice and another dice and another
dice. So it's got a little crazy bones aspect to it as well. And you try to get some physics
based combos going while also building your deck proportionally. So let's, let's do our
tutorial here and they'll probably explain it better than I ever could, man. Throw
dice and matching values to merge them. Merge, I think I should also be, if I had the guess,
I'm gonna put myself right there. Throw dice and matching values to merge them. Merge dice,
jump towards the nearest die with the same value. And then the thing that you really need to know,
because you're gonna be like, wait, why aren't you scoring dice? The thing that you really
need to know is that when you merge dice, they show up here as your attack, or as your
move I should say so we're gonna flick at this one it's gonna bounce to the two
and then that's gonna make a three and you see we got two ones and two twos if
I'm not mistaken that'll end up being six damages you can see based on the
sword there okay so ones are gonna merge and then they're gonna move the
twos and then maybe the two will move to a three me personally what if we
ricochet off the wall bounce to the one bounce to the two bounce to the
three
I bet y'all he's gonna encroach ever so slightly closer sorry what one to
the one to the two to the three and now we got a four sit in here look at this
there's no way you live through that bro
that's the basic mechanics but then you get different dice types as well like
look at this regular dice deal damage equal to their value special dice like
stun poison and coin have unique effects field refresh resets all dice
plan ahead so in two turns all these dice that we build are gonna like go
back to their base levels I think. So let me think, we want ones to combine, backstab
targets the last enemy and does more damage. How about some ones that combine into twos that
then turn into threes? And we got a little backstab in there. And then we got some damage
to the front, Andy. Now that we got a three, is there any easy way to get us to a three
being digested? I think there is if we just grab that. They're just a little bit
more okay that was huge this is puzzle bobble because you shoot up puzzle bobble
peak arcade cabinet to find at the local electronics boutique for a beast like me
what is this gives you coins and this produces some poison all right let's go
let's go straight to the coin and then we'll also add a little bit of poison
into the hopper, it's that easy.
Greatest day of my life, bro.
Greatest day of my life.
Chumlee's never had arcade cabinets.
Kilburn, only story I really have about Chumlee's,
except for, I think that is where I bought Pimp My Ride
for the Xbox 360, is I went in there once
and they had a picture on the wall
that was like, if you know this guy, tell us,
because he keeps stealing all of our games
and it was the dude I went to high school with
and I just got out of there.
I was like, I know what you're gonna say,
Like if you see someone shoplifting, no you didn't.
But like this was a locally run used game store.
And I don't really, it wasn't like even stealing like bread
and vegetables and stuff like that.
But I was still like,
I don't really want to get involved with this.
But yes, I do know who that is.
Can't reach matching dice, use physics.
Bounce dice off others to create mergers.
Runes can be used during combat
without starting your turn.
Drag a rune onto the field to activate its effect.
Pulls nearby dice together without starting your turn.
I see.
So we could shoot a two into a two.
Yeah, shoot a two into a two, which will make a three, which
will then merge with the coin.
And we could probably, I wonder if we use this.
Could we just create a three earlier
by bouncing these guys together, which then has created a four.
Holy cow.
I don't think we can get much more motion than that,
to be honest.
trying to think if we could be nice to get two well we need we need a three here
to start a combo so instead what we're gonna do is just bounce it here and I'll
live with that either way I'm pretty sure you're freaking dead bro never mind I
don't know math and then a two into a two that then becomes a three and then
becomes a four this might sound crazy bro watch this
Mission failed and we got shot with a big arrow.
We needed two that hits a two in order to make a three.
I guess we could have just shot our one into a one to make it into a two, that's all so
fair.
And we can fast forward because we know the math.
Enough learning go play.
Most based game developer of all time.
Okay.
Fourth select boss hard mode. We don't need to do all that. Let's just get started
Bro, where do we go first skull for a tough battle or go here for a regular battle start me off with a tough battle, bro
What is this?
Dodge die
Also grants one dodge on hero per merge per merge. What is this big badaboom the Costco guys?
I'm the type of beast I think we can get a serious combo going if we could get a
four here's what I'm thinking the one goes into the one merges with the two
merges with the three and then we've got a four on the field now what's the
purpose of having a four well ideally at some point to get to a five could you
move camera please you know what I mean I guess I could I guess I could put it
here it's unlikely I'm gonna be generating that many dice and you can
actually see them as they come in um that seems right for me I would like to
hit this one and then get this this and this but I don't know if it's gonna work
like that let's try as I there's a little bit of hubris involved I ain't
gonna lie to you I don't think you're gonna be able to make it bro I
Think we want to bounce bounce off of the three hit the one merge with the two merge with the three. Oh
Okay, that was kind of slag with it
We did still leave this guy alive though, I bet if he gets up here he's gonna do an awful lot of damage
That would be my guess
Okay, we got another one we want ones to merge with twos to then merge with threes. I think it's just like this
How did that?
How did that happen?
Okay, we got a full field refresh, so we did nothing.
I'm getting a little too cute with it.
I'd say that's obvious.
Let's take a Dodge Dice in there.
You're dead.
We have a Dodge.
We have Dodged.
We should probably focus on our Dodge a little bit more often.
I don't think there's any chance we sneak this in.
I think you take your easy shot.
Maybe there's a future in which we can get these fours to merge into a five.
What is this?
random enemy with two extra typical dice value interesting bro here's what I'm
thinking hit this two into this two to make a three that then merge merges with
the four oh it actually works it works for once
and then choose reward blind strike die heal 13 HP or a new healing die I want
more blind strike die bro absolutely more damage damage is defense
essentially okay dodge is huge goes to a two goes to a three we're feeling pretty
good nothing wrong with that we probably try to prioritize getting our
blind strike die at some point but that's okay good dodge good dodge okay
we ricochet this two into this two bounces with the three hits the four
Okay, that's just a ruthless bounce. I can't be too upset about that one
Okay, check this out bounce the three into the three and this three into this three with the same freaking shot Karem style. Oh
It almost works
Field refresh in one turn so we in one turn this is all gonna reset to like base values
We got to change this we got to get some payoff here
So it's got to be three into three merge with the four. I believe it'll hit
Get fried, Bozo
Okay, we got more dice on the field. I definitely want the blind strike die. Oh my god, how do you not hit? How do you not hit?
Okay, ones into ones into twos which then go into threes guys, I'm taking way too much damage. Please stop shooting me
1's into 2's that go into the blind strike 3.
Whatever that's enough damage.
Heal 9, a life rune.
Heals hero for 8.
I mean you know what?
Having a one time use rune might not be the worst thing in the world.
Let's go click on his treasure chest.
Oh it's a mimic.
We got to do, please each turn, kill before escape to claim treasure.
We got to do 50 damage.
Okay, we don't need dodges at all.
What we need is to get a great blind strike die going here by bouncing a 2 into a 2.
And then we'll also become a 1 with a 1, which makes a 2, which will hit this, which
will merge with this to make a 4.
Wait, for once we actually called our shot and got it.
Okay, then moving backwards.
We need more blind strike die.
Off the 1, no that'll make a 2.
Off the 2, into the 2, blind strike into the 3 to make a 4 and we hit a 1 here which combines
with a 2.
Swag.
I think it's going to escape.
I've decided it's probably going to escape.
less than 13 damage. I need my 4s to combine. No, no, no, this is this is big. Send the
one in deep becomes a 4. I thought there was a 20 damage. And now have you noticed that
the dice bounce towards like dice? Yeah, I did a tutorial about three minutes ago
and I read it out loud. Um, a new backstab die or bomb die targets all enemies for dice
value or the last. Honestly a backstab die to deal with like healers or wizards or
something always seems to be good in games like this. Take me to the mini boss
battle. See this is what I'm saying I'm worried about this fella don't get me
wrong immune the control effects but we can take care of the ranged enemies by
hitting the backstab bro. Enemy shield die okay so we don't want to merge
with these ones if possible. Understandable, have a good day.
Line strike could be big too. Didn't we have a backstab somewhere?
Maybe I didn't pick it. Maybe I picked the wrong thing because I was
excoriating a chatter. Either way, I think we just go three into three to make a fourth.
And then preferably our four would not hit the boss dive, which we did,
so we'll take a little damage off that, but we did a lot of damage too.
Now, I mean, this is a great chain here as long as we don't accidentally hit the enemy
shield die.
I guess it was a shield instead of a hit.
Oh, it is highlighted in green.
One to one, to two, to three, to four, leaves a five on the board.
Here's your shield.
And then a back stab.
I can't, I can't really get, oh, maybe I can get to it.
Bouncing two twos into each other and then bouncing hopefully towards this three although it could easily hit that one or
No, no, this is it bro land the shot the ones into twos this bounces all the way to the three easily
We go again
Okay, we did shit. Oh my god, but we made a freaking six bro, but we did get some backstab damage in there
Alright, we do have a blind strike die right there.
Let's get a dodge into a two, into a blind strike three.
Oh, into a boss shielding for a little bit.
Where's this blind strike at?
Kill the ranged enemy, that's big.
We have a dodge, we've dodged successfully.
Ideally we need to do 14 damage this turn.
How's that gonna happen?
I don't know if it is gonna happen.
Upgrade one of your dice, holy shit.
Two's into twos and a three's into four, hopefully.
It didn't hit the backstab, but that stay seems pretty good.
What should we...I would rather upgrade...upgrade my three blind strike into a four, bro.
I believe in it.
And then you should basically be dead.
Unless I've accidentally given you too much shield.
I killed you before you got it.
Thank God.
Poison die or a bomb die or a life room.
Dude, give me another life room.
I'm happy with that current setup. New Relic, paralyzing strike. Backstab die also stuns
the target for one turn. Sure, it's a Relic and we don't have any Relics. Relics are
OP, it's the universal troop in these games. What do I like? These are our only special
die we have 15 points gives hero 10 shields I mean more blind strikes seem
awesome and even a small blind strike sure why not man no no no don't don't
clog the pool don't clog the pool though 25% chance that you're throwing dice
will be a poison dice? Why not man? Why not? I think it does have the sauce for sure.
I would like to exit the shop. There we go. I mean it's got physics, it's got
strategy, that's not to like man. Enemy's power dice. This guy will
strengthen the marked enemy boosting their attack against your hero. We
We would like to, if possible, score a backstab die to kill these wizards as soon as possible.
I'm going to hit the twos into each other to get to the backstab.
It didn't really work y'all.
I may be dead.
How about into two, into three, and then into four, you're right there, bro!
Backstab though the backstab also stunned that's big a dodge might be might be peak here
I bet we can go one
To two to three to one of the four is preferably a blind strike, but oh it strengthened the enemy instead
Maybe he'll be dead
Confirm not dead but big dodges I
Think it's the same thing ones to twos to threes to a four and then we get a field refresh not getting a six hearts
But that's the next guy's problem
One of these days I'm going to master the physics then it's fucking over for you guys
because I'm going to bounce this two into that two and it's going to kick off a fucking
chain reaction.
Get ready.
Oh it fucking works!
It fucking works!
I guess we could probably use a dodge huh?
You know what?
rune me bring me back into this um back stabs an easy play I almost feel like
these blind strikes would be better but I don't think I can land it to be oh you
know what we got a great chain reaction here as well it's just gonna say as long
as you get over top look at the dice we scored in like one millisecond bro and
and then we are going to kill you.
Let's try to get some coins in the process.
Take place.
Kill me for 12.
I'm right, we don't need to thicken the pool with garbage.
Oh dude, we gotta be one more battle
than we can jester max.
I've just recently learned about jester maxing
and I feel like it's the missing piece
to kind of put my whole life in the context, bro.
I think 1's into 2, into 3, into 4.
Snoop Doggy Dog and Dr. Dre are at your door.
I would like to get the dodge here, but I think we could probably...
We could shoot 2's into 2's, 3, 4, and then maybe start to...
If we get a really big bounce, there's a chance that we could get a 5-6 combo here.
One's in the twos and the three's in the fours into a six.
Oh!
Be really nice to hit this into that into this because I don't, here I don't think we're
making any play unless we want to bounce this to this.
Actually that might be doable bro.
Let's give it a try.
It's more than doable.
already done. The Bada Boom targets all enemies. This is a I mean we're gonna
Bada Boom you because it goes one, two, three, four, five, six. Easiest play of my life.
Amplify, increases all dice values on the field by one. Let's try that out.
It is a one-time use only, but still.
The Jester.
Field refresh in one turn.
Okay, we definitely want to upgrade as many of our dyes as possible.
Treasure chest allows you to choose, and these allow you to heal, and this gives you money.
So this is like a puzzle. Where's the best shot?
To be honest with you, I really want to upgrade dye though.
But there's like one to two to three to four.
That's like good value, but it's all life and a little bit of money.
One to two, and then you're trying to make a crazy jump to get to the three.
It would be awesome if it were one to two.
There might be a bounce in here somewhere too, you never know, right?
Like shoot the three, this becomes a three, which merges with the three to become a four.
I think we just take the easy way out and pray.
I would say the prayer worked out pretty nicely to be honest.
I would like better dodges.
Let's get better dodges.
Let's take a four-piece backstab.
We need some higher values if we're going to get better chains.
Enemy powered dice.
We just want to make sure we're not leaving ourselves with like two few ones.
So I think 1 into 2 into 3 into a 4, please.
Alright, I think we play for the dodge this time.
Oh, physics.
That's alright, still doing fine on life.
I think we want to do a one-chain reaction.
One to two to three to four
Might be tough to get a five, but oh my god you blocked me. How could you I?
Mean all we really got we we could get some four mergers pretty easily and this is our last turn
Let's get it. Let's get a big backstab and a big blind strike and then to see where the world takes us man
We actually got a kill on the back line which seems big.
Okay, dodge over here.
I feel like the dodge is of the utmost importance, but I would like to do some damage as well.
Let's start with the dodge though.
Oh!
Okay, I don't know what, if they get close to me, I'm assuming they do like almost
all of their HP is damage or something.
I don't know.
answer for you but we need this is a combo play simple as I'm gonna power you up
because you're gonna die anyway let's get a lot of damage out there oh my god it
just bounced over you have a three right next to you bro
embarrassing I don't really want a blind strike I want I want backline damage
and raw damage. Hit the three, merge to create a four, hit this one. One's merged with two,
start their own chain reaction. That pretty much seems like exactly what we asked for.
Poison one. This to me, this looks more like a combo play, but we gotta land the shot of our
lives, bro. Not a problem for a beast like me. Huge shuffle room. Randomly repositions
all dice on the field. I think I'll take my nine piece to be honest with you. Holy shit.
I need a Kaboom.
I'm just saying, man, plants are nothing to zombies at this scene.
You don't need dodges early. Save the dodges for late.
These are shields.
Let's just, let's build a little bit. Let's build on the econ.
Good. Getting a five out there with plenty of turns. I don't even mind.
Now, the ones have no good combo potential right now.
That's not good.
And we want to leave some twos so that we can get to threes and get to fours, etc., etc.
So I think to be honest with you, I mean, what do we have too many of?
We have too many threes.
Let's bounce off of three to create a four and then get another two out there by
combining two ones.
That actually seems A-OK to a guy like me.
Obviously, we have forced the fives to sixes if we could land the shot, which I think is
questionable.
We could also just freaking hit this, because this kind of sucks.
This part of the board kind of sucks ass, I think.
I think we want to hit this and do absolutely nothing.
Watch this.
Guys, we might be in trouble.
The rune just makes everything like slightly...
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Makes everything one better.
I wish it clumped it all together, but it makes everything one value higher.
Okay, this is a good combo potentially in here.
That's a given.
Now, this would be a great time to get some fucking, some dodges, because we have enemies
right up in our face.
You're supposed to go with the dodge too, bro!
How could you? I'm gonna live. I'm definitely gonna live.
Umm...
I think there's a combo potential. 1 to 2, to 3, to 4, to 5.
Now you are gonna be up in my face, which is not ideal.
You do what? 5 damage, enemy attacks. I'm assuming for 5, okay.
Umm...
Thread the needle, give him a shield, but stack up two dodge.
Didn't even give him a shield.
Well, I did. I just didn't do it when I expected it, apparently.
You're cooked. He literally can't hit me until this turn,
when he's gonna hit me pretty good, I think.
Um, field refresh in one turn.
Let's wait on our... our Util.
Oh!
Okay, now... Util.
Everything goes up by one.
I guess we gotta take a combo shot then.
Uh...
twos into twos bro
we lived
threes into threes bro
didn't even enter into my consciousness that we could ever miss that
new relic healing touch 20% chance that you're throwing die will be a healing die
I'm gonna take that over the tent over the little heel now I'm gonna take the
little heel holy cow we are mahogany
maybe we learn our lesson we go early dodges this time but there's such a
good combo here with the back shots bro look they get that's like a seven
peace backshot which literally means you should be cooked plus your stuns.
Okay dodges into blind fire. I think we got more than we deserved on that one. I
appreciate that. We did power up the wizard but he stunned anyway so who
cares? And now we have a healing die.
Really would be nice to kill you. Is that the sort of thing that that could
happen? Yeah you just bounce this, bounce this into this, into this, into this, into that.
Direct match then. Oh you bounced to the wrong fella!
Easy mode though. Take dodges every single time.
Now we got to kill frontline, backline.
Two's become threes, become four's, kills backline.
Frontline I don't know man, we'll take what we can get.
Raw damage finishes the job, huge.
Ones into twos into threes into fours into fives into sixes.
I don't remember it took like a five and a four as values are just really good man.
More dodge dice, absolutely.
They might not have a cool effect but they're very useful.
Let me get a healing die as well, I think we're gonna need it.
I don't like this gameplay mechanic.
Gamers, have you ever considered...
It's alright, you're cool.
I don't know who...
It's probably the school system.
It's probably...
I'm like...
Hurt people, hurt people is what I'm trying to say.
Hurt people, hurt people.
I'm not saying it's not your fault, because it's obviously your fault, but what I am
saying is I don't think you're equipped to handle with grace me telling you that
it's your fault without immediately fingering someone else for the blame so
I'm gonna say hurt people hurt people I didn't I don't know I I wish I was your
mother gamers in the chat who don't like new games but always complain about not
playing new games I wish I was your mother I could have saved you I could
have saved you man we got a freezer full of on crusticles that's all I'm
saying. Okay we land the shot here and we get to upgrade a die. That's a crazy play.
What kind? Strawberry I think. I mean better back steps would be so crazy.
I really want to get this dodge die. I wonder if I just push you up against the wall if I can't
if I can't force the issue here not quite not quite lad okay dodge die for sure
would have been nice to get a double combo off that but upgraded die bouncing
to a die makes it look a little weird oh you don't have any problem with the
orc riding on a velociraptor that doesn't look weird to you it's just
physics. Carl Sagan. Curious. In our least honest moments, we reveal our true selves.
Remember that. Write that down. Boom to boom to boom to boom to boom to boom to boom to
boom but we got our first seven.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Insanely big backstab, can we make this happen?
Yeah, yes, yes, easily right here, might miss the dodge, but we definitely get a big
backstab.
Which now that I think about it is not enough to get a kill, never mind it totally
is maybe we shouldn't try to do arithmetic um you're likely going to die let's try to hit a three
into a three so that we can get some uh healing off of this huge uh we need a life room big league
bro magic alter what the fuck ancient symbols glow reacting to your dice the magic of this
place is unpredictable. Choose a die and see what might happen. Perform rituals to
increase the chance of a positive outcome. I'm gonna put a dodge die on it. I'm
gonna donate money. Am I gonna destroy a random die? No I'm not but I am gonna
donate five health from however much help I currently have which hopefully is
more than five 75% chance to enhance it okay boom looking for this the five of
dodge that's big for a beach like me and we still got 11 HP in a life room what
are you guys you spawn spiders strengthens the marked enemy okay and
and we've got a webbed up die as well, okay.
Use the room to start with, that's a given.
What do we wanna do?
Backline units being dead would be huge.
Do we have a combo piece?
We definitely have threes to fours.
I don't think we have, we don't have any four die
to chain.
Guys, I'm not feeling so hot.
Um, sounds crazy.
Five into the two twos, makes a three, hits a four, bounces into the five and creates a six.
Okay, it went exactly as planned.
I did strengthen the boss, but that's pretty much the way we drew it up.
Spiderweb, this guy cannot merge.
I mean the dodges, it will strengthen you, you'll become a 4, a 4 is basically useless
but having a double dodge kind of nice, and we at least take care of one enemy.
Be nice to get these backstabs in here too, because it does stun for a turn.
What if we ricochet and then throw ourselves into the mix here?
the way we drew it up it kind of worked we get a stun nonetheless I'd like to live if possible
twos into threes into fours into fives into sixes
off the web off the web
How could they? Dude, I want to play more Rune Dice. This is a demo. It's available in the Steam
Next Fest summer games done quick. We don't have time to play anymore right now, but I want to play
some more maybe next week. Seems great so far. Slashmarker that and call that Rune Dice. Alright,
we are going to play the new Resident Evil here in just a second, but let me go to the
bathroom. I'll be right back.
you
you
you
I'm just teasing you with it.
Just giving you a little tease with it with the...
Wait, here, try this one.
You know what I'm talking about?
new Goucho, something like that. It ended on Just Dance 2026. That could be the new
to any mini-mini-mo.
I think we're ready to go, man.
Trenchmarker Resident Evil Requiem.
Wake up on a Resident Evil Requiem is now available.
I do have to say when we get started today, A, I'm super excited, B,
this stream is sponsored by Capcom in partnership with Nintendo.
I am playing this on the Nintendo Switch 2.
I'm excited to give it a try.
Resident Evil Requiem is the new mainline Resident Evil game in which you play as two
different characters with two very different vibes.
Of course you have Leon S. Kennedy who I have been told when I read some of the context.
They made him a little daddy if I may say so myself.
I mean that in the most complimentary way that I possibly can.
That's a little bit more of your action horror type Resident Evil 4 vibe but then
And you also get to play, as Grace Ashcroft, a little bit more traditional, survival horror,
inventory management, every single resource is absolutely precious.
Go check it out for yourself.
It's available now.
Exclamation Point Requiem.
Scroll down below the video player.
Click on the panel.
It'll take you to more information about it.
What's the game on the far right?
I will say, but just before we get started, I have been playing a lot of games in
the Nintendo Switch too.
This indicates the games that my five-year-old daughter loves to play.
We've resurfaced a couple of games here, including Just Dance 2026.
But anyway, we're moving on.
Let's close Mario Tennis Fever.
And that is indeed me that is playing the game right now.
Now, just briefly, I was going to say,
they usually, they bring up a little settings menu in a Eula rate at the start.
But I am looking forward to it.
Another thing about Resident Evil Requiem I'm very excited about is you can
change the camera freely between first person and third person which is big for
a guy like me who gets really scared in the first person and in the third person
only gets a little bit scared I would say all this is right I would say until
the pattern is no longer visible usually I like to let's keep it right around
down there. Adjust until the pattern is no longer visible. That looks all right. Adjust
to your preferred brightness. Seems fine for a beast like me. Would you like to change
the perspective? You can change the setting via the camera in the options menu. Sure,
we can change the perspective as we play. We'll play in first person as Grace because
That's the suggestion in third person as as Leon, but that's okay. Oh my god
Did you see that it was like a motion sickness setting they love me, bro? Please enter my age. Okay, literally
It's illegal for you to ask me that
Is this your correct age the age you've entered well there they're like seriously
shouldn't you
Shouldn't you be
at rehab therapy right now? Shouldn't you be seeing a physical therapist for back pain or something?
Bro, chill with me. Okay, give me a second here. Well, we do the Yula. I'm gonna accept all terms,
but just in case they, you know, crash my social security number on the screen. Just give me a moment
here. Seems like we're gonna be all right. I did read it. I just read really fast. Okay,
Okay, we're gonna get started here.
Main story, new game.
Now, a lot of people in my audience
are gonna suggest that we play on the casual mode.
We're not gonna be playing on the casual mode.
We'll be playing on, I mean,
I consider myself a bit of a standard classic,
but well, let's see what they're saying.
Standard modern, a balanced experience
at the standard difficulty for modern resident equals.
Standard classic, they're basically saying
that people from my generation,
We're capable of being a little bit better at games than people from the current generation.
That being said, I know my position.
I'm more of a modern gamer myself.
Oh my god.
Jump scare.
Sorry.
kind of impressive. I know our typing speed must be at least like I'm going to say 110
One ten words per minute?
I mean it's kind of peanuts compared to a beast like me, but still it's pretty good, all things considered.
I'm assuming she doesn't work out in the field as well.
She can't even sit at her desk on ICQ all day.
Grace!
Grace Ashbroff.
Yes?
My office.
Uh, uh, coming.
You know, they say the environment in which you live in reflects the state of your mind.
What does that say about somebody with an empty desk?
Do you ever consider that?
Do you ever consider that?
This is about the report you asked for yesterday.
It'll be ready in three.
No, no, no. Two days tops.
Put a hold on that for now.
We found another body.
One that exhibits the same pathology as the others who've been investigating.
Now I need a good technical analyst on this.
You okay?
I need your eyes on the crime scene.
I need you to get Sergeant Vasquez on this immediately.
Can you pass this to him?
I know that's where your mother was murdered and I know it'll be upsetting for you
Alyssa died eight years ago get over it face the past
There's thousands of other agents. I could have signed to this case.
You think you can do this to me?
But I'm a twisted man. And this is a twisted job. And this is a job for a twisted sister.
Mister, report back to me with your findings.
That's all for now.
Something tells me that ain't all for now.
Are you mewing right now? Like a kitten, bro.
He said we're going for it.
You know what I was thinking the other day, I live in a really rainy city, whatever happened
to the washes man.
You never see business people with like weird bags over their shoes anymore.
That's that again?
Sorry, is it too loud?
Yes, I did it. Grace Renwick. Um, one second. Grace Renlau, we're gonna take it down to,
like, here for the time being. Okay. Again, thank you again to Capcom and Nintendo for
this sponsorship today. We're gonna be checking out Resident Evil Requiem, which
is available now. Uh, exclamation point, Requiem to check out more information for
yourself excuse me should be around here somewhere you got something to say to me
this is actually freaking me out because I feel like this is not the way that I
see the world I'm not that tall but this is making me feel like like I'm
back in like the seventh grade
Like I imagine this is probably what I would feel like if I went to the Netherlands and
was just kind of hanging out in Amsterdam or something like that.
Welcome to the beautiful and historic city of Renwood.
Come soak in the nostalgia of a bygone era with chic art galleries, classic restaurants
and plenty of stores where you can shop until you drop.
If you want to get away from the modern hustle and bustle, Renwood is the place to be.
Can I tell you something?
In first person, I have a tendency to miss things that are in my vicinity.
So what I'm going to do is go to third person, confirm it, and then I have a lot more confidence.
I've long been a proponent of the idea that if life was lived in third person,
It would be so much easier. In particular, driving. Can you imagine how much easier driving
would be in third person versus first person? That would be so awesome, man. Like, you would
never have to adjust a parallel parking job ever again in your life. Missing.
Excuse me? Excuse me? You know, can I just tell you something? If you have the umbrella,
you're supposed to yield the space under the awning for the people that do not have
umbrellas. This is a Vancouver pet peeve of mine that I have. If you have an
umbrella you'd leave the awning for the people that don't have umbrellas.
Caution police line you better not cross man.
Hey that's a restricted area. You can't go in there.
Um, why?
It's an act of crime scene.
Didn't you see the tapes?
I'm sorry.
Um.
You might not expect it.
I'm actually with the Federal Bureau of Investigation.
OK.
Are you FBI?
Yeah.
Investigating all these strange deaths, huh?
That's classified.
It's the fifth one now, right?
That's classified as well.
I heard they all have the same weird bruises.
So you think it's something infectious or terrorism or?
You're sure asking a lot of questions for somebody named detective.
Hey, are you with me?
Oh, um, uh, there might be answers inside.
Yeah, sure, right.
She's on the list, man.
Be careful in there. All buildings condemned. Where it is they're finally going to bring
the whole place down.
Yeah. Thanks.
It wasn't really, it wasn't really medicine complement, but that's fine. Investigate
the crime scene. I don't know. Everything seems to check out so far. Looks a pretty
nice place, all things considered. Got everything, caution tape, garbage, buckets. Jagged metal,
half walls that you can crouch under. Now I do know I'm perpetually on edge, because I
do know that when you play as Grace, there's a certain Resident Evil Mr. X type
vibe where you are kind of being pursued by, let's call them a large baddie
that could at any time perhaps burst out of a wall or maybe like a lamp shaded
door frame like this or something like that. Now I have a false sense of security
because we're still very much in the early stages of what I'm assuming is
kind of like a pseudo tutorial but at the same time at the same time I know
you never get too comfortable because in Resident Evil 2 you could be at your
friend's house or maybe like the first sleepover you've ever had at your
friend's house and then all of a sudden you're playing Resident Evil 2 at
like 10 30 p.m. with all the lights off and the dogs burst out of the window and
you go ah and perpetually lose aura with someone who you would then spend the
next like 15 years in school with but that's that's not my trauma that's
secondhand trauma okay that's a big one I would like to turn my flashlight on
there we go and you already know as soon as we get that map check button I mean
that's I'm gonna wear that out
suppose we don't have to stay crouched the whole time
yapping to cover fear great tech yeah that's kind of I mean it's it's
just a maxing right I think if I found myself in a cabin in the woods type
situation it would be a I would be just a maxing for sure it probably means I'm
like the the second or third man out but it is what it is man better better to
exit the scene early than to be scared for even a single second and let people
know you're scared
By the way, this is not condemnable.
Just a little elbow grease, and you could have this up on the market.
I'm thinking T-minus 40 days till Zillow.
Health department's not going to be happy.
I know that this is what those ghost kitchens look like, man.
Maybe I don't want to know, but if the app says it's coming from OMG Burger, I mean what
I don't know can't hurt me, I suppose.
Read the investigation report.
Anoma, please.
The investigation report.
Examine it.
report the details of the unexplained death of the Renwood Hotel.
Me personally, I might have checked this out on the train, but what do I know?
Submitted by FBI Special Agent Kyle Eames on September 28th, 2026, whoa, wait, this
is a prediction?
Has it happened yet?
The body of a man was found at an abandoned hotel in the Midwestern city of Renwood.
She was probably playing games on her Switch 2.
Speaking of which, did you know that you could play Resident Evil Requiem in three different
modes on the Switch 2?
It's true.
On the Nintendo Switch 2, you could play it in handheld mode.
You could play it in dock mode, which is what I'm playing it on right now, also known
as TV mode, or you could play it in tabletop mode.
Seamlessly transition between the three at your own leisure as the situation calls
for, by the way.
The body was discovered in the hotel restroom based on the level of decay.
It is suspected to have been there for several days.
Who among us hasn't been there, though?
Who among us hasn't been there?
Prior to this incident, multiple cases of similarly mysterious deaths have been reported
in locations across the United States.
Ramirez pronounced dead at Stoneville Hospital.
Wilkins pronounced dead at Hotel Denbar.
Kay White 67 pronounced dead at Green Oak Apartments.
M. Warren pronounced dead at Knight Valley Nursing Home.
It's been confirmed that all the identified victims were survivors of the Raccoon City
incident.
bodies all had extensive black bruising. Read files, read files can be viewed again
in the files menu with X, okay? Duly noted. It's crazy to think that we used to live like
this in college, man. Anybody from my collegiate experience here? I mean, it was a crazy time.
of us still do. Well then, for God's sake, tidy up a little bit at least. You might have company coming over.
Let's say we've got a good look at it. Am I insane? I feel like this is me.
Let's talk. Room 204.
I bring a certain desk jockey vibe to the FBI, which is in congruent with their Jody Foster
at the end of Silence of the Lambs sort of aesthetic they're trying to cultivate right
now. What do I do?
Head to room 204. She doesn't know that there's a HUD. It's that simple. We're in. We're in
with the one time you scowl at the key. I will get, you know what franchise has done
something right when I will forever be scared of long hallways with open windows or closed windows
for that matter. They wouldn't do that, though. They wouldn't have some dogs jump out at you this
early in the game. Surely not. Or no windows. Wait, don't put that evil on me, man. The
The Renwood Hotel has been welcoming guests from all walks of life since 1928, all walks
of life, experienced the warm embrace of nearly a century's worth of history along with Renwood's
time-honored tradition.
You know what I'm saying?
Zombies' walk, and in many ways they're the walking something, if I may.
I don't want to infringe on any trademarks, but I believe that's I know the walking
residence exactly. Why are you talking like minute cryptic? Maybe I've gotten too good
at the minute cryptics. I've become the minute cryptics. I use the stones to destroy the
the stones. Wait a second.
To all employees, following the recent incident, what was the incident at your hotel? Management
has been working hard to restore public trust. Unfortunately, due to the extent of the damage,
it is unclear if it's possible to reopen. Consequently, it is with great regret that
we must announce the official closure of the Renwood Hotel. We apologize greatly for
the impact this may have on you and your families and wish to extend our heartfelt
gratitude for the support and hard work you have brought to this long-standing business.
We will have a pizza party in the break room at 3.52 p.m. You will be escorted from the
premises at 4.00 promptly with or without any belongings that may remain on the scene.
Open map with the minus button. Huge. Okay.
I honestly, when I play survival horror games, I spend about 80% of my time just looking at
the map.
So that's big.
Because you can't be scared.
When you're looking at the map, nothing can scare you.
You can use the map just as like a tactical timeout.
It's so funny that now that I've got it, I'm like, well, now I need to open it every
two seconds.
I know I need to go straight here, but once I get into this room, I'm obviously
going to open it again. Because I need to get to room 204, bro. Now, if I were room 204,
where would I be? I'd probably not really go to the restroom considering that's where
the bodies are found. But on the other hand, you're already going the wrong way on literally
trying to sequence break it to see if I can solve the case before the game forces me to
solve the case. I would probably go up the stairs, but that's just me. Well, see, you
would have missed out on that then. And you would have missed out on all these looters
in this locker. It's loot if you're like a custodian. Honestly, that's like probably
some of the best loot you can get if you're a custodian. That's very practical.
Have I ever hit you guys with my bathroom tech? And I didn't invent this. I just think
that like it needs to make it to North America. Those bathrooms where, I mean, you need
have an indicator on either the outside of the bathroom or the outside of the
stall whether or not it's occupied just that simple like it's the lock is green
if it's open and the lock is red if it's occupied it's so useful man so you're
not going through here doing like a half pushup on the ground and seeing who's
got shoes we need to get on this ASAP
Chiblee's toilet why would you do that? I don't know bro. I believe no stone unturned
Great, you know what just one more look really quick
You know what that is a biohazard right there
James Sunderland's would have stuck his hand in there
Yeah, if I was controlling him, okay, one second, minus.
Lobby staircase.
I've been to hotels before.
In a hotel, it used to be, and the world has changed a lot, again, in my short time on
this planet.
It used to be you would go to a hotel, there would be a lobby, and they would
go, your room's three floors up, go take the stairs there.
Now they say something like, go take the west elevators, they're like a building in a half
away.
You don't want to take the elevators that are close to the door.
You don't want to take the lobby elevators.
That takes you to some place totally differently.
Instead, you've got to walk like a kilometer and a half to the real elevators.
I don't get it, man.
Monologuing to avoid fear.
I've had a lot of practice, been on too many cruises.
You don't want my cruise to sense about how for 80% of people that are on a cruise, it's
the first time they've ever seen an elevator in their life and they're like bewildered
by how it works.
They literally just get into the elevator
and just sort of like look around and go like,
what is this?
Where is this going?
How do I use this transportation device
to get to my destination?
I got the do not disturb sign up.
Do some further investigation.
Now, you know, my first temptation is to shoot the lock off.
Oh, the bolt cutters.
Okay.
Okay.
I should at least have like a hard hat on or something, but at least have something,
maybe like a high vis vest or something like that.
I get it. They're teaching you the language of the puzzles in the game. You're going to
reach a door or some kind of environment that you can't make progress in, and then you're
going to find an item that's going to allow you to make progress in it. I understand.
I'm going to say this seems downright unsafe. There better not be a static radio or television
That deepens the context of the story, man.
They're better not be.
Cut that loud mess out.
But you know what's interesting is that the place appears
to be derelict and vacant, and yet,
they got a bottle of covasier, some freshly-smoked cigarettes.
What?
What, who?
She might beef you on apple.
It's gonna be really awkward when the guy pops out of the bathroom and
realizes she found this.
He's gonna be like, oh god, oh no!
Oh, my photos!
I can explain, I can explain.
By the way, I can also explain that I'm very thankful to be playing this today.
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What am I going to do with you?
scroll down below the video player click on the panel arts and I'm playing this
in the Nintendo switch too I'm having a great time and don't confuse my riffing
with disrespect I just I riff when I get scared
in fact you should take it as a sign of respect because I've been riffing so
much that that indicates that there's a certain atmospheric level of fear
that's beyond what that my usual parameters let's put it that way
Who was it?
Don't know.
They asked for Miss Ashcroft and then they hung up on me.
Rude.
What the...
Ice Storm 98.
Anyone else live through Ice Storm 98?
Please go. Go where?
Mom, what's going on?
Hurry.
Wait, who's coming?
What's wrong?
We need to keep our voices down.
This is ridiculous.
Come on.
Tell me what's going on.
Now is not the time.
Parents be like that.
Am I right kids?
Parents always doing stuff like this.
Oh come with me.
I don't have time to explain.
escape from the hotel. Stay close. I can do that. Mom wait! Grace, I want to keep moving.
I'm coming. You don't have to look back. Grace, hurry. Keep moving.
It says the parent. Yeah, but every parent was a kid at some point, man. You ever think about that?
I'm so sorry about the power outage.
What happened?
Oh, it's probably the electrical panel.
It's 40 years old, so it doesn't take much to trip in.
Could be talking about me.
It's a pretty new excuse, and I apologize for the inconvenience.
Oh, no, it's fine, it's alright.
I should have it fixed soon.
I just need to find my...
Oh my god
Don't just stand there
Is he okay
Mom, what are you doing?
Something important.
Ah, it's like a frequency type beat,
so now we in the present day know that there's something there.
I'll explain later.
We need to find another way out.
explain now my god man there's no time
it's crazy that I'm doing all this cardio just in case a situation like
this actually manifests in real life but I'll be ready man I will be freaking
right as long as there's a stationary bike
and that's when I knew my destiny belonged with the FBI
Leave him.
Tell him.
Grace, I promise you I will explain this all to you one of these days.
Grace, please know that you are my hope.
Never forget that.
What are you talking about?
I love you.
I love you too.
Okay.
Mom, I'm scared.
No, no, no. We need to find a way out of here.
But we don't have any of our stuff.
We can come back for it later, Grace.
I don't want to.
I don't want to.
I don't want to.
I don't think she's going to be coming back for it later.
coming back for it later.
Um, you have to drive me to the dance later!
You weren't you were my ride for the dance later tonight mom come on you always do
this
stop ruining the vibes bro you're talking to me like I'm the person in the
trench coat I'm a non-biased observer
Now, with the added benefit of the context we now have, FBI director was really on one,
sending her out to the exact hotel where this went down, especially because he went,
I know that this stuff happened to you eight years ago.
Like that, I'm stuck, wait, you know what?
Maybe he's in on it.
You never know.
Maybe he's in on it.
I guess I didn't consider that.
It's a blackberry.
Who is this?
Are you happy with your car insurance situation?
I need to get out of here.
Something important.
I'll explain later.
I'll teach you how to hide behind my pants.
It's a beanie baby.
We need to punch the monkey beanie baby.
Can I say it?
He's captured the hearts of the entire world.
We need it.
We need to punch the monkey.
I saw it.
I saw it.
I'm not scared.
We had to headlong into danger.
And then the painting, of course, anything, not there, it was in the lobby.
I'm picking my Halloween costume already.
I got scared by a lab.
I'm going as punched this year.
Or maybe I have my kid go as punched the monkey
and I'll be the plushie.
That could be his sick daddy daughter costume.
A folio.
A notebook.
Impolite to read someone else's journal without their permission.
Oh, what the heck!
We're family.
Work has settled down and we're headed to a new town the day after tomorrow.
I'm thankful my freelance work allows me to work anywhere, but I'm worried about
Grace.
to make friends and we're constantly on the move.
Maybe we can spend a little bit more time in the next town.
Finish some more.
I'm guilty of doing this in my journal as well.
I always feel like a bit lame when
I start a journal entry with a verb.
It's like, why am I trying not to be personal
in a personal diary, bro?
You've got to start your journal entry with an I
or something like that.
Starting with a verb is so clinical.
Finished is a verb.
That's what I'm saying.
Not trying to leave a record of yourself without using any personal pronouns.
I mean, there's a little bit of disingenuousness there, don't you think?
I saw that hooded man again.
He's definitely following me.
We only just got here, but I think we should move on.
I can't let anything happen to grace.
What have we here?
Is there anybody here as old as me that would know what to do with this?
Sorry, officer.
You all right?
What's wrong?
I didn't think I knew it.
Don't know.
Some weirdo in the alley bit me on the neck.
What do I do?
I've got a baby aspirin in my front interior pocket.
Oh, bless you.
I'll have a view.
I said, I don't need any help with my luggage.
A key that opens the emergency exit on the second floor of the Randall Wood Hotel.
I just have to check something.
Because what I had to check is, these doors always say, please keep closed in case of
emergency.
worry that for me is this really an emergency? I would hate to open the door
and the fire alarm actually goes off and then the whole hotel has to evacuate.
Like that would be a disaster.
Get away from me!
Get some cleansing zombies, Robert.
Get away from me!
You'll bite down on that.
It's some battlefield medicine for you.
Stay away!
That literally happened.
Not just Falco.
I think that was wearing long sleeves.
Luckily as a 37 year old man, I had already
charted the location of all of the emergency exits
in the building just in case this happened,
so I know exactly where to go.
That's where I got stung!
No, no!
That must have really hurt.
Charlie.
If this was me, I'm checking the smartwatch real quick just to see how my heart rates like.
Because you know you're getting credit for at least like 20 minutes of exercise if your
heart rate gets over 100.
That could really help me close my rings.
You should log the workout.
Is...
Is anyone there?
Yeah, I don't think I would really make it as like a paranormal FBI investigator, to
to be honest. I'm pretty sure like I just I don't think I could go into the hotel or
maybe I'd like I would at least ask them to put up like some floodlights or
something. I'd be like hey guys can we get some lights up on the crime scene. I'm
scared.
Now we're talking.
Do you love a freaky little guy, Dr. Parkenstein?
It hasn't been easy.
But after much effort, here we finally are.
I love a guy who talks like this, too.
I'm the one who planted that body.
I'm the one that brought you here.
I know now that you're the one that I've been searching for.
The special one, the chosen one.
Well, it's nice to hear.
Ms. Ashcroft.
It's an app. It all locks and locks by on an app.
Oh, he's got a mood ring. It's the type of stuff that dentists used to wear on their
head too. He's got grills. He's got the whole Greg Ramers setup, bro. The glasses, the ring.
You know, it might be, it might be Leon season.
Elbridge, a few minutes earlier.
Bro, you look like you're from Elbridge.
The fur trim leather jacket?
Very impractical for this kind of rainy weather, but you know what?
I see he's not concerned about his battery life, with his brightness cramped so high.
I'd just like to know what kind of smart phone he has where he feels comfortable leaving his brightness so high.
He's not worried about running out of battery.
He might be unrelated, but he disappeared near where the fifth body was found.
You there, Leon?
Could just be a concerned citizen who might do his own business.
You okay?
Ain't illegal to wear freaky glasses.
Dang!
Check it out.
Holy...
Dentist car?
Well, you know what?
To catch a dentist, you might have to become a dentist at least a little bit.
I told you your order will be there when it gets there
You've got to be shitting me.
He won't leave the lot out of drive, man.
What's going on?
Is she okay?
Oh she's fine. I'm just taking her home.
What is going on? This was like...
When you get the non-lethal option in a stealth game,
you accidentally open the room and there's like six guards in there.
I'm going after Victor.
Me
Mind your own business, excuse me mind your own business
Oh, no, it's the axe body spray they were right
Give me like
Holy cow, I thought he was just gonna like lay down a fist or something. That's crazy
Stop well shoot and then we go into the melee it's that simple. Okay, that's awesome and
And stay down
You know what hang on I've always wanted to do this
Get bring with lock down take it over that one's a day and you can't get over that one. Yeah
I'm not like other people.
I run towards the danger.
I decided I'm going to run around the danger.
Just a little bit too much going on.
Shit.
Green Herb restores a small amount of health classic, okay?
Get me out of your belt.
Don't get in my way. I'm a cop.
I mean, I'm getting to the bottom of this.
You guys are lucky I came around.
They're every oh my god
Everything's gotten a lot better since I came around. I'm on the I'm on the verge of busting this case right over get out of there
I got a little quick requiem
I think I may actually just die
No, no shot
We thank these to me a second just back it up
To bite in the same location is good the second one would have done more
If anything we're lucky, okay, that shoulders done by that shoulders one time
This is what it feels like a bombsite be sometimes I'm out of here
Well, I think we have to restart our hit list around that's for sure
You a bag bag the square one is crazy
We've got to get some hand cream on the way home.
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This is me when I wake up and I realize I've been sleeping on top of my earbud.
This looks bad, but my father-in-law legit has this apparatus in his living room.
I think it's for like, uh, oblique work or something like that?
That's what he tells me, anyway.
Spine decompression?
Are you supposed to get on and like try to do crunches or something like that?
I don't know.
She just ain't wanted bad enough, I suppose.
Does he wear glasses? He does. He is seven foot three as well.
Interestingly enough.
Yes, my father-in-law is Victor Wemba-Yama.
Couldn't that be something?
Imagine going in for the handshake and it's Victor Wemba-Yama.
You probably look like a little doll,
because I'm assuming that wherever he lives,
he's going to be like built to purpose,
and he's like seven foot long.
Your eyes are probably like the same level as like his dinner table and stuff like that.
Scurrying around his house kind of like a little toy or something like that.
Imagine man.
Thank you unofficial NL gods.
Thank you.
I'd like to read the report, please.
Begin blood extraction, checked pulse, no abnormalities, administered dexaphyl, condition
stable, ready for further examination.
I guess the further examination was the next guy's problem.
That's a good question, it's like in Measures Vital Science.
Rush mentioned, Broga the Dang Oscilloscope too.
I got it, I mean this is probably not the first thing that would come to mind in this
situation.
wonderful kind of like mid-century decor here if I may. Like the room is a
vibe. Let's turn the light on. And the flashlight? Nope. I am in Torrey's been
purged, bro. Oh.
I think of something to say so you don't get so scared.
I think of something to say so you don't get so scared.
I already told you what to say.
Raindrop?
Mike Glamman? You know what I'm talking about?
freaky statue at the end of the hall.
Do you think the odds are I'm gonna have to manipulate that statue at some
point? I just I'll level with you. I think it's too dark for me to go in
this room. That room's too scary for me. I'm not worried that I'll get frightened in there.
I'm worried I won't be able to find my way out. Uh oh. I swear if this thing went, I
would be freaking out like when you're walking through like a an old electronic
store in a video game and then like as you walk by one of the old toys turns on
or something like that and you're like oh it's just a toy it ain't so bad and
then you look at the name of the game and it's called like escape the toy
You're like, oh, no.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
Now we're talking.
The chair of key, a key with a chair of motif.
It's cold to the touch and heavier than it seems.
It's an interesting way to describe something.
Heavier than it seems.
I guess you'll be staying in the chair of room.
How heavy is a normal key? I'd say about one...
...kilogram?
Oh, man.
Yes! The most valuable resource in any survival horror game. The room where you're safe and
sometimes they even have like some heels around here. You can save an empty bottle, an empty
glass bottle with a faint medicinal smell. It'll smash and draw the attention of those
nearby when thrown. So another thing I know about this is when you're playing as Grace
Ashcroft's, you know Leon Kennedy he's got his weapons, Grace has her bottles. You're
able to throw the bottles to kind of distract the enemies that might be pursuing you. And
I don't think you're really intending to throw it at them. I think you're intending
to make it easier to see in the dark. I think you're intending to distract them
and then find a way to like get away.
Oops, yeah, put the empty bottle in there.
I would like, oh, you know what?
You need a tool to open it.
That's my fault, y'all.
I thought I would just use the tools that I was given.
My opposable thumbs.
You want something?
You want a piece of me?
And now we've gotten one more piece of loot.
So of course, we immediately must save.
No, no, no, no. No loud footsteps, please. Save that for the next guy. And then now we
can actually see a little bit in this room, coat hanger that kind of looks like a fella
from a far classic, classic move.
Harriet Jones, the shadow ghost.
Have you seen the shadow ghost hiding in the dark?
Have you seen the shadow ghost staying from the light?
Have you seen the shadow ghost because she's been watching you
Stay in the light.
Average children's book from 1986.
Average children's book from 2026.
How to raise a based baby.
I love lamp.
So that's not even a big deal for a guy like me.
Okay, true.
I'm not going to do my modern children's book cake, but there's a lot of interesting
stuff out there.
Let's put it that way.
When you're just looking for some nice stories for your kid, there's a lot of interesting
stuff there.
The five-year-old's guide, the generative AI, stuff like that.
The podcasters are trying to get the kids started on the generative AI early.
Two staff.
I have moved some items out of the closet.
The screwdriver is now in the toolbox in the nurses station.
The sewing kit is text blurred and illegible.
So we would like to go to the nurses station.
Which is somewhere.
An interesting hutch there.
I feel like there's more to find.
It couldn't just be the scariest story of all time.
Never mind.
OK, we don't know where to go.
You know what that means.
We walk out here and we see the shadow of someone's leg walk
by.
Oh, I was so ready.
I was so ready to see the shadow of someone's leg.
My list.
My list.
I remember that.
I remember that.
I guess I can't go in there because I'm not staff.
This must be the way
David Byrne if he was the Mandalorian
If someone asked this round, you know what let's not even go there especially during the sponsored stream
But that's it. I think that's a semi
Clever joke. Excuse me, sir
You're this this man are sick
Hope is eye out real quick He's dead
half a Gatorade Zero he'll be back. I've been there.
Give him the whole bottle
I would like to stay in the light though
That seems it didn't take the bottle they take the bottle
Well, I'm in the safe room.
They would.
You gotta respect the safe room.
It's like someone calling time out in a game of tag.
The real question is, should I save?
Given that I just had my arm eaten by an enormous monster.
Yeah, why not, man?
Oh, this isn't the save room!
Oh, my mistake!
This isn't the save room.
I think you're right, it's because of the light.
Room 201 is the save room.
This is the fuse box. This is the fuse box locked.
Wait, could this be the nurses station?
Which is where the screwdriver is?
I mean, to me, this looks like the nurses station, bro.
What the hell was that thing?
This is the room you started in?
Yeah, but that could be the nurses' station.
I mean, they got medical equipment in here.
Oh, no.
Well, um, alright, I'll be leaving then.
This is where you were locked upside down?
You have the hospital, which might have a nurses station, the self-care hexagon.
Now that sounds like the average children's book in 2026.
See they made the joke better than I ever could.
I don't think we've been...
Oh, that's exactly where we came from.
You know what?
Maybe we've not been down...
This is where we just went.
where we found the scary creature.
I know she needs a nap.
Med Injector, the vise used to administer medicine in an emergency, fully restores your health.
If not now, then when, bro?
I don't want to die yet is a really honest sentence, too.
She's leaving the possibility open.
I mean, like one more severed arm.
But I might find myself adjusting the sentence a little bit as well.
Cards blocking intro, my bad.
Got- can you chill?
Not this way, not this way.
That's alright, we go fast.
Bring her...
Screwdriver.
Can't reach it, need something to step on.
I
Everybody chill
They discovered me
Nope, that's not the right way I
Would like to leave please
I don't know where I'm going!
I'm being hurt real quick.
Bye!
I'm just gonna wait.
I'm thinking about saving him, he's not sure I can make it.
Why wait?
Does he not scare?
Does he not scare?
I should have waited!
I should have waited!
Whoa, stop running and get, get out of there!
It's the creature!
I know what to do.
We stand on this, grab the screwdriver, open the toolbox please, manipulate the toolbox
in such a way that you can open it.
the screwdriver? Stand on business. Exactly. And then I know you're like,
And now how are you gonna get out of this one?
Well...
Does that answer your question?
Gonna need to do a little gypsy doodle here.
It's the best day of my life, they're leaving.
Yippee
Maybe the lighter does work man, maybe you just got to keep the lighter out all the time um
And then we must make it to the pipe writer
Can you throw a water bottle over the nurses station oh genius
Probably could. Unfortunately, I broke it all my bottles.
I broke it all my bottles, throwing them in a panic.
The second I saw the monster.
And even though I knew that the secret is you're supposed to throw the bottles to distract the monster,
instead I threw them directly at the monster's head.
We literally make it out of these.
You literally die.
You literally die.
That's fine.
Get away from me.
Get, get back to the Lightroom.
We go back to the Lightroom, it's that simple.
We chill until they get bored
They won't come in stay in the light they won't come in
Huge huge deck
Okay, once we get the fuses on it's so
No!
Run to the save room as fast as you can.
Once we get the fuses on, it's over for you.
First, check the map 20 times.
Well, that's not a good idea.
Let's keep that on.
But they just busted out of here, so we go through here.
Yes.
And this is our looping station now.
loop them through here. We wait for them to follow us. Hello? Hello freaky monster that
may or may not represent like maternal trauma hello hello creature preventing me
from getting to the safe point don't be scared this was both
You're too quick for me.
No.
Don't look. Don't look. Just get into the light.
Yes.
And then check in. Okay. It's this room.
I'm in. Close the door. Close the door!
Oh, okay, that was...
That was a little exciting. That was a little exciting.
You know what, it is a little bit like playing hide and seek with my own child.
The thing is, like, you might think it's a metaphor where, like, grace is the child and I'm the monster, but I actually look at it the other way.
Because I'm like, I don't want to run anymore, man, but I'm compelled to run.
Because they keep telling me that it's a game.
I'm tired, usually, by that time of the night, to be honest with you.
Do you outsmart me constantly?
In a manner of speaking, yes.
Now the heart rate's coming down and I'm like, it's a good time to be me man.
Got a fuse.
That means I get to go save the game again.
Oh no!
Oh no!
The monster's inside of the save room.
Which is not that bad.
we'll just leave and then go to the fuse as quickly as we can, which is this way, and
then turn on the lights for the whole floor.
I'm gonna go to the main one, come on!
Who would put this kind of door in a hotel?
Just use your brain!
Okay, that would be it.
I know her back is gonna look like a piece of Korean barbecue with grill marks.
You're not in the hotel anymore?
That makes sense. I guess the average hotel probably doesn't have like a nurse's station
Cut to Leon working on a crossword puzzle cut to me thanking Capcom and Nintendo for the
Sponsored segment of the stream today where we're playing Resident Evil Requiem on the Nintendo switch to where it is now available
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Exclamation point Requiem to check it out for yourself. You play it in case you're just joining us, you play as two different protagonists.
Race Ashcroft who plays a little bit more like a survival horror game as you've noticed and I was very scared.
scared. And then Leon Kennedy of course a little bit more of an action horror less
limited resources and more um well we were roundhouse kicking some fools in the
face. I've got a sneaking suspicion at some point we're gonna open a door and
the characters are gonna meet face to face and that's gonna be like an
awesome moment. Welcome. Dr. Gideon has been expecting you. Funny. I don't remember getting an invitation.
Well, he's waiting for you.
Can't have that, can we?
Follow me, please.
Make the way.
Why is his neck messed up?
You got bitten on the shoulder in the same spot three times by zombies yesterday.
How long have you worked for, uh, Dr. Gideon?
Not long.
I just recently joined the team.
We care for quite a few long-term patients here.
All undergoing experimental therapies developed by Dr. Gideon.
Experimental therapies.
Yes.
It's all very cutting edge.
Unlike our doors.
I'll follow due to the sensitive nature of the research.
Oh, I bet it does.
Leon is not following for this, man.
Please, right here.
Oh my god, that's a human being.
Quick, give him the green herb.
You know this place is going to be stocked like crazy with heels, man.
Footversus 511
Leon's here he's gonna find our zombie lab
I don't know what's happening some kind of mass hysteria the hospital's unlocked
Oh my god!
Oh!
She was my only friend!
I think I want a second of him.
Yeeees!
Slav!
Shoot the gun!
I've got no bullets!
Harry when the enemy attacks, okay?
I'm bad guys, I got, Leon Kennedy got bisected by the chainsaw.
And then even I don't think there's any coming back from this you are dead drop chainsaws can be picked up
That's a big one and then melee attack
huge
And then sharpen with L plus Y
Okay, that's
Literally Perry
All right, that's relatable
stop or I'll shoot literally loop too many fellas
There's no point in trying to hit him when you're not chopping, bro!
Okay, the fake bill's crazy, actually.
Get him!
I hate to kill such a hypebeast, but it had to be done.
Destroyed.
Okay, now you, you're a real menace, bro.
Sorry, this is a parry situation.
Never mind.
No, it's not my fault.
It's not my fault.
I'm about to get cut in half again.
I was doing some pretty good-
Can I say I was doing some pretty good work there for a second?
Oh, because my axe wasn't sharp enough for my parry, and it didn't work.
Oh, that's right. Switch weapons. Stop or I'll shoot.
Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead. I'm ready.
Literally the most telegraphed pack of all time.
We go again, it's not sharpens, you're done, you're done, and then I'll, wait, he's
He's picking up the James off!
Drop it.
Drop it.
Drop it!
I don't think I- I- I stuck in the wall!
Quick, chop it up!
Oh, just hit him with the melee attack!
You're gonna wake up the whole hospital!
Get her. Get her. She's one-tapped?
Oh my god, there was no need for that!
I didn't parry. I didn't parry.
Okay, Leo, I'm sorry. I'm not- my combat skills are gonna be you in the lurch on this one.
That one was my fault.
Shoot his hand and it'll drop the chainsaw.
You think so?
First off, take the piece out.
Secondly, shoot his hand.
Secondly, parry.
I mean, he's getting bloody.
Pretty staggering in the head.
There we go.
Huge.
You gotta go.
All right, that was awesome.
It's still, it's still jumping up and biting me, bro!
Get outta here, creepy!
Holy!
Warning shot.
Hang on, eye frames.
Had to be done. Had to be done. I'm afraid had to be done
Please I don't want to do this
No, no, no, no, no, it's it's unbeatable. Oh my god
no more no more now you're all gonna pay
to the white ones grace gets this is over
grace is going to be a menace with this thing
I'll wait it out
I'll wait it out.
Take one of those.
Thanks for the bullets, loser.
That went well.
Yes, yes.
He's got to quit for everything, man.
The one liners are so awesome, I love a one liner.
You know what we never considered?
What about two liners?
No one's ever done a two liner.
A one liner is good at putting a two liner.
And I could bust this whole case wide open.
injector. That's a good idea. Oh, please. Yeah, slice it up. Oh, yes! And then kick it. Yes!
Look at the form. We love the piece. Holding the flashlight with between your shoulder
in your neck, that's so awesome. Make sure this beast is sharpened up. The way he was
holding. It was kind of awesome though. Everything okay in here?
Hunt us, seek us, find us, break us.
Whatever you say, lad, whatever you say.
That bastard did it again.
How are things in your hunt?
I just hiked into the center's network.
Oh, and then send it to my smart device.
You know what would be a crazy innovation for a game like this?
Put the map on your phone, like in-game phone, and then make it take 1% battery life to look
at the map.
I know you'd be getting people that would never look at the map ever.
And then put in an easter egg where you could just charge it, right?
You could just charge it.
Just go up to the charger.
Jeez.
That was me.
That was me.
That aimed the shot there.
Me to the beef jerky in my cage.
No one ever asks how the beef jerky feels.
You okay?
Thanks.
Leon Kennedy, yes so.
I'm Grace, um, Ashcroft. FBI.
FBI? What are you doing here?
Someone kidnapped me.
Dr. Gideon?
I don't know.
Well, we should leave.
Wow! Well, why didn't I think of that?
What does Victor want with you?
What?
I am...
Grace.
What do you need?
He grabbed you for a reason.
Wait, you're DSO.
That's the counter-bioterrorism agency, right?
Take this.
No way!
You sure?
You might need it.
Let go.
Get out of here.
It does have zero bullets. I did shoot all the bullets in like the tutorial.
She won't get away enough.
Dr. Geese.
So nice to finally meet you, Leon.
Why don't we have a little talk?
That's his best move for sure.
It is kind of swag to turn off all the lights in your house and then just walk around with
night vision goggles.
Chieftie, I know you were trying to minimize your power consumption and your electrical
bill.
You ever consider that?
the mains and then just go around your house with night vision goggles on.
There's 12 grand up front. Yeah, but you'd probably save like
20 bucks a month. Quick math. 600 months. What's that? 50 years? You could make it.
You could break even on that for sure.
You could break even on that.
I hope.
As long as you got in like right now.
Escape the care center.
One bullet.
Oh, cinema.
That's awesome.
You're missing immediately? Grace is actually better at aiming. There's three indentations
with the words moon, sun, and star. This looks like it leads outside. I know all about that.
fire and yeah well I want to make sure I know what the recoil is like. Walk from the other side.
Well I'm waiting for some of these statues to like turn around too. It could happen.
East Wing, we have to swipe a card there, okay.
Dooley, no, how about this door?
It's a cherub door.
Cherub...
Oh, to the safe room!
Oh, yes!
Very important find right there.
What's going on here?
There's a limit to how many items you can carry around.
I wouldn't worry about that for a guy like me just now, but at some point maybe folders marked with recent dates
Looted two things you should save again an antique coin
Could be for anything man
Victor Gideon transforms lives through medicine
Dignity of the moon trust of the Sun serenity of the stars we are partners
Education room on authorized personnel are not permitted after this point. I
Give myself authorization. I'm now really scared because I didn't think it was gonna work
I thought it was going to be locked and I would go back to looking for where to go next
but now I may indeed encounter a monster at any point.
Who's there?
Is someone there?
I'm sorry if I got you.
I surprised you.
Is this the evil resident I've been hearing so much about?
You can't see.
Can you?
Who are you?
Who are you?
Was there someone in the other cell?
Why are you in there?
Everyone's gone.
There are no lives on that!
Are you alright?
Get away!
No, seriously, get away!
No, no, hold on!
No! No, no!
And then your watch goes like,
looks like you've been sitting for a while,
it's time to take a little move around.
I'm sorry.
Like, chill, I mean, this is a tight situation.
I mean, like the apocalypse right now.
He's riffing again.
I'm scared again.
Let me guess.
Oh, we need a number code.
Nope.
Security lock.
It doesn't work, y'all.
What do you got for me, though?
There's blood everywhere.
I hadn't noticed that. His skin was gouged by something sharp.
Shoot the glass.
Oh, some green herb. We're so back.
And then we needed a key card to get into the West Wing, bro.
That's the East Wing.
Ergo, this should be the West Wing.
And they say I can't solve puzzles.
And of course that's a one-time use only thing.
It's locked from the other side.
You can't be mad at me for not knowing which one was east and west. We're inside.
I don't know the sun, but I have, I will say, the older I get,
There's a wide swing on this one so that we don't get surprised.
The older I get, the more awesome it feels to give people directions based on the cardinal
directions instead of relative directions.
Telling someone like, you know, head east on 16th until you get the chance to like
go south on Oak, it feels so good.
It feels so awesome, especially when they're like 24 and they go, uh, uh, uh, and you
go.
that should be it. Anything else? You'll know it when you see it. Oh, it feels crazy. Something
could fit in the indent. Oh, something like an antique coin maybe. Nice fantasy. I just
opened Google Maps. Yeah, I'm warping. But if there was an EMP that hit the earth, but
you still had to get like from Vancouver to Richmond, you would need me. The world
God needs men like me who live in a city where the water is to the west of you, the river
is to the south, and there's a mountain to the north, which makes it really, really easy
to always know what direction is north, south, and west at every single time.
You need me in this city.
You all right, bro?
i literally don't even have like any beef with you
any
beef
with you
terrible news y'all
need to go on in the bucket a large amount of blood
it's kind of my ex's strategy bro
I'm free
this is literally like they're talking like college freshman roommates
Sorry, didn't mean to interrupt.
Make shift knife.
Oh my god.
You literally have saved my life.
Can be used to fight out the enemy for the rest of the game.
Recovery item please.
Now we're talking.
Take a three piece.
huge okay then flip the switch now they won't come in here because the lights
are on I'm hoping I'm hoping it's not the opposite I'm hoping that all enemies
oh my knife's almost out of durability oh no
Green herb. Big for a guy like me.
Yeah, yeah, flush it real quick. Cause of distraction.
One of these, I'm going to flush it and a key is going to pop out.
This is actually, oh wait one second, bathtub full of blood, they're just brining it.
As a man, this is actually what it's like to use a public bathroom.
Not so much the bathtub full of blood, not much experience with that, but pretty much
every stall you go into you do have to flush, because I guess the dude who used it before
just decided like, nah I'm kind of done with all that for some reason.
I mean, I'd love to say that it's because they're evil, but I think it's really just like people
be looking at their phones and stuff.
They finish going to the bathroom, they like wipe, hopefully, and then pull up, and then
they go, oh, now I can look at my phone some more.
Time to spend some more time looking at phone.
I'm just trolling this fella, that's for sure.
Anything here for a guy like me?
Lean herb for a guy like me.
Checking the map for a guy like me,
because now, now I'm back where I started.
Now, I'm back where I started as a simple lock, a pantry door, and a door with an indent.
I think we...
I think we need to go to the pantry.
I kind of just got out of the kitchen as soon as I...
As soon as I could.
Am I interrupting, boys?
Ammo?
I'm not sticking around there close the close the door
My kind of function
Remember this one actually you may not but for a very brief period in the early 2010s
There was a kind of fad restaurant, I'm sorry, it's not the time, now's not the time.
You're gonna be like, this didn't exist.
I know they had a location in Toronto, I don't know where else they had it.
That's really bad for a guy like me.
You know, I can't talk about it right now.
Get back to me later.
For now?
Oh my god, the knife just broke.
But I did chop off his own.
Ammo, ammo?
Make sure the knife, that's big.
Nothing.
Ammo, huge.
Two handgun ammo?
You're trolling me.
you should be seated I'm not in want to use my second bullet on you that's what
I only get so many he's done we get an all-ah better knife actually huge no more
green herb devastating anyway long story short very briefly there was a I don't
know if it was a chain or just a concept that was used in multiple
locations where you would eat sushi off of a naked person's body and I remember
you're gonna think you know because it was so long ago you probably thought that
I was like wow that's awesome when in actuality I remember bringing it up
either on YouTube or to chat and I was like this seems insanely stupid and then
a bunch of like 15 year olds were like no man that's awesome that's probably
amazing and I had to be the adult in the room. Level one security lock. Minus two back to
the game. I didn't invent the restaurant, you know? I'm just... Let's go in now. Dude,
I love the idea of like cheering during a stream like it's a sporting event. That's
kind of sick. But like if the stream has been bad for like a couple minutes, like
they start getting a a chant going or something, go and hell, go, go and hell, go.
And then somebody gets like a little too intoxicated and then takes like the
trash talking like way too far and then someone has to go, bro, there's kids
kids here. We're just trying to have a nice family outing at the Canucks game and then
it wouldn't even know it. Wait, wait, wait. We take these. Eight handgun ammo. Life is
good let's go let's go get him
He ain't done yet.
He's done.
He's done.
Always make sure you reload.
These residents are so evil.
You know, it's like a few years on Twitter when the dominant meme format was that lady
smoking outside when it's insanely cold and then she puts the cigarette down and runs away
really fast.
It's giving that vibe.
The residents are so evil.
Sad freaking out girl, yeah.
That's all I didn't know her name.
A large amount of blood.
Green herb?
Just one nap.
Now we're talking, bro.
I don't want to intrude. It must be a wedding. Green herb? Play the piano, run away. That's
big. Please tell me that's a typewriter. Not a typewriter, just a model. You know, it'd
be an awesome job in my opinion that if I may be honest, I do think I would suck at
the job, but I think it would be a cool job. Being the person who makes models of condos
that have not been built yet, that you use to sell to investors to get them to invest
in the condominium. I think being the person that makes that model, that must be cool,
They're indents from writing. Okay. Wait, I've seen I've seen movies. We need a like a pencil and then we go
Yeah, like building condos for ants exactly
Unicorn trinket box it rattles when tilted
Oh, does it? Oh, does it? Oh, does it? And then we take that beast back to the door with
the indentation.
How do I feel about this dream right here? I mean, you don't start nothing, won't be
nothing. He legit said you're fired. Okay, you're starting something. There's gonna be
something. Get him. Sit yourself. What do you got for me? Blood everywhere. I invested
resources in this, thinking that there would be more bullets on the ground. The
reason I even took any shots is because I thought there would be some bullets on
the ground. In the desk. Oh, I knew it. Wait, this is giving secret compartment
energy. I suspect we'll receive a visit from the DSO shortly. I want you to enact code
6 of 2330. I've achieved my goal and no longer have any need for this place. And then that's
note number five apparently. One of these books is going to blow this whole system
wide open bro. So much for the old 9 to 17.
Oh moon sun star moon
Now we're officially gaming bro moon sun star moon that's big chairmen's note
So, excuse me, Brenda, write this down, moon, sun, star, moon. Save some graphite for the
rest of us. I know you were that kid in school, where after someone got poked with a pencil,
they would go like, watch out for lead poisoning, and then you would go, actually,
pencils are made of graphite now. Bro, we're nine. Like, how do you know this?
How do you know so much about graphite, bro? You're literally in the fourth grade.
And they, oh, dude, I never thought of that. Then you say graphite poisoning.
Wait, that's awesome!
That's pretty peak.
Chairman's office, we got to sneak through the bar and lounge and go back down the staircase.
My sister stuck a pencil lead in my eyebrow piece of it still stuck there to this day.
Human body is kind of crazy. Occasionally you will hear stories of people that are like,
I stepped on a like a piece of glass in like 1992 and it just got pushed out of my body
like the other day. Like I was in the shower and I heard like blink and it fell out of
my foot.
Oh.
The baby in here?
in here?
Why is it an evil baby?
Puzzle is on the wall with the room with the notebook.
You missed it?
Okay, one second.
I do appreciate that, by the way.
You might think like, I know a lot of streamers are not pro-backseeding, I basically think
everybody in chat is just trying to be as helpful as possible at all times.
If you had not told me that, I would have yelled at you later and been like, why didn't
anybody tell me that?
A backseater in Resident Evil?
I remember when the game only had back-eaters, you know what I'm talking about?
zombies who they were right behind you and they take a little chunk out of you with their teeth.
This must be the chairman's room. They brought the dude like eight different fruits.
this this this has puzzle lighting let's go at L oh you're right how did I
miss this man now I got to go back and look at the note because it's been so
long moon Sun Star Moon
I was so stupid I was literally like I can't read the words moon son star huge the moon
courts, which we can put in the door. If keys were like this, man, I mean that would be so.
I guess it wouldn't be that effective as like a lock, considering it's a lot of things
of shape like this, but that's awesome. Looks tasty. It does look like it would be like
like a candy that has an apple flavor to it or something.
I can see Lychee as well.
could shoot the singer? Yeah, I don't think we're going to do that. Because that's how
I know that that's the room where the singing is, is because the singers there. Thank you
for the defense chance. Actually, a defense is looking pretty good. We got six or seven
bullets right now filing room has a security point where was the door with
the in the door with the indent but we can't go to the door with the indent
bro the first thing you got to go to the save point then you go to the door
with the indent, and then we use our coins in the parlor. Oh. Yes, yes. Do we already
know what's on the mom disk? If I know moms, probably pictures of myself when I was a kid.
I mean, he gets a lot of blood.
Prompt on the ground that says there's blood everywhere is really funny.
This guy's obsessed with lighting.
literally like David Cronenberg. Wait, wait, wait, turn the lights on, follow the rules.
Bro, they made a zombie out of chat. I know you're saying he's like so relatable. Don't
I'm the type of guy who likes to have the exact same meal at the exact same time every day.
We all got roles to play. I'm the one who eats. You're the one who says, don't you feel like mixing it up ever?
You already know the vibe.
By the way, we are approaching the end of the sponsored segment here. Thanks again to Capcom and Nintendo
for giving me a chance to play Resident Evil Requiem on the Nintendo Switch 2,
switch too which is available now via the panel art below. We'll give you some
more information about that or link in the video description or a pinned
comment. Go check it out but we're not we're not leaving just yet because I
mean I gotta I mean I've got a puzzle that I can solve. You never leave with
a puzzle you can solve.
Oh, man.
Not a single person said hashtag ad, more like hashtag added to my cart?
I got ears.
Dude, you sound like a streamer.
I'm holding West.
Steps West.
You could do it at L. You know what?
This is the kind of game where if you were like a hockey viewer, you could say something
like, shoot!
And it would actually be appropriate.
I was like on the power play you're like I think they got that one figured out
though I think they got that one figured out unless you're the team that I
root for. Hold your breath. Your right crosshair placement. Are you feeling alright? You sound
a little sick? I'm feeling great, Eddie. Can I say something? I'm a little tired. That's
about it. But thank you for noticing. I don't take that as a neg. I take that as my genuine
good friend Yeti wanting what's best for me in this life and being empathetic.
Okay, bro. If you're just going to camp, I'm going to play a little further inside then. It's that
simple. I literally like this guy. Like this guy is a buff as far as I'm concerned. I really
I'd really like to go down that way.
Ah, I was looking at Chad and I didn't see you.
Oh, what the, you're my boy though!
He hates the flashlight.
Is this where I want to be?
It is if I can get to the door on the left, which should be through here.
Look at that.
Brother.
You know what?
He's starting to tease me off.
Pull the fire alarm.
Bro, you sound like you live in Victoria Hall.
I know if you're British, you're going who?
It's a building on the university campus which I attended.
That was famous for having fire alarm.
you know what buddy you're lucky I forgot about my special press though that one
literally might be lethal that seems bad okay that's two for the price of one
that seems like a little bit too much guys there's no shot I'm ending this
segment without putting the indentation into the indentation it's not
gonna happen. I should have just reloaded my save the first time. Look at that. Candy!
Who's here? Oh, that's it. It's this one. I bet y'all
Whoa
No shot bro. Yes
Simulated gambling
What the no she's crashing out they're gonna ask you to leave
You got there got something in your hand for me. Oh you do a credit card
East Wing T card. We're pulling on the thread and the whole sweater is starting
the unravel and the green herb. I'll keep I'll keep the green herb I will
drop my my worst knife. I will drop my key item. I guess we could just go back
and put the can you can you just move it to my inventory please. I can move it
around here. There you go. Yeah yeah. You know you got it right there. Drop the
good one. No I dropped the one I had more of your ability but it's a worse
It's a worst gun or a worst knife, I should say.
In the meantime, though, if you'll give me a moment here, grab the antique coin and then
rip did I win oh goodbye items are you a backpack increase allows you to carry
more items cost three I mean that's compulsory bro what about this stabilizer
max health override manual increases the blood collector's capacity by 50 holy
cow you hear someone sniffing behind me
That's awesome. This is how people were buying sandwiches out of vending machines in like 1950.
Or for the max health. Stabilizer costs four. Don't have enough, bro. Don't have enough.
Are we not wearing it?
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, you saw, we got a little, got a little hip pouch there.
She's walking with purpose now.
I really thought I would be able to, to play the roulette.
I guess I could play it, but I thought there could be stakes.
Now, we're in trouble because I actually remember where I'm going.
She walks on her feet, nod her toes.
I'm telling you, orthopedic shoes for people who are toe walkers is a growth industry, bro.
I'm not saying it's going to be the next trillion dollar company, but I think it's got some
serious potential.
Invest, invest.
I'm going to start cold emailing every podiatrist in the city and be like, do you want
to get in on this. We've got a lot of tailwinds right now.
Alright, anyway. This has been Resident Evil Requiem. Thank you again to Capcom and Nintendo
for giving me a chance to check this out. I had a great time. It's available now.
Let's go over the bullet points again. It's the newest mainline Resident Evil game.
This is only the ninth mainline Resident Evil game. It's also the first time that
Leon Kennedy has been in a new mainline Resident Evil game since Resident Evil 6, which I believe
came out in 2012. He's back and the fits are more fire than ever. You can also, there's
two different characters that you play as. You got Grace Ashcroft who's got a little bit
more of a traditional survival horror type vibe to her. And then you've got Leon Kennedy
who's, I mean, knocking chainsaws out of zombies' hands and then roundhouse kicking
zombies in the solar plexus, but the stories intersect and they interweave and they come
together and they come apart. I am playing it on the Nintendo Switch 2. If you want more
information about that, scroll down below the video player, click on the panel art or
exclamation point requiem to click on the link to get more information about it. If you're
watching on YouTube, you can go to the video description, there will be a link in there.
for now though. Thanks for watching. I hope you've had a good time with this so far.
Oh you requiem. For now I'm going to go pee and then we're going to come back and play
something else. Be right back. I'm going to leave the game open though just in case
a zombie eats me because it'll be a funny clip.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, is this the first time in history I could actually use
the knock feature. The knock on Apollo stream and ask if he wants to collaborate. Playing
Counter Strike? Big. You can get gut nothing. Way, way, way, way, way, way. Are you in?
If I had gotten a carambit with this, it would have been like 4K or some shit. Are you in
the kind of emotional place where I could knock upon your door and ask to
have someone that's an unbiased person to collaborate know anything about nice
when I first thought I was like yeah looks cool
now we wait Ryan you fucked up man Ryan you fucked up so bad what the fuck
I have a five-stack.
No!
Hello.
Hello, Staggy.
Hello.
Hello.
They replaced me.
No.
Ryan, Ryan, you canceled Jackbox
and then I asked about CS and you didn't reply.
So we went and made our own CS stack.
I'm sorry.
That's fair.
What I will say is I did not cancel Jackbox.
We had a weak quorum.
Those are my exact words.
Who's gone?
Who's gone?
Good morning, Staggy.
Hey, good morning.
Good morning.
Nice to meet you.
I love you.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet a friend, Apollo.
OK, they're talking to the staff, which makes sense.
But I did not cancel Jackbox.
We had a weak quorum.
Because we did not plan for Jackbox.
It was just kind of assumed that it's every Friday.
But then yesterday, Justin was like,
are we doing Jackbox tomorrow?
And I said, I will if you guys want.
And I think only like one person said, let's do it.
Which is why at 9.01 AM I said, we have a weak quorum.
I said, if I'm reading the room here,
I feel like we have a weak quorum on Jackbox.
So maybe we'll give it a week and go next.
Which is fine.
Oh dude, there's like so much shit that I want to fucking play too.
Did you see that game that got linked in the discord last night?
That is kind of like its friend slot but it's asymmetric friend slot or maybe it's completely
symmetric social deduction in a good way.
It's called like scam line or something like that.
I saw that it's eight, four to eight people spawn in adjacent rooms where all they
have in the room is a telephone that can call other rooms and they have to try to solve
tasks using deception before anybody else can. And I went, yes! And Super Battle Golf
is so good. And Counter Strike is so good. And Jack Fox is so good.
They don't know how to interpret quorum? Well, I don't know the exact definition,
but I feel like I used it right. One second. Quorum. The minimum number of members
of an assembly or society that must be president at any of its meetings to make the proceedings
of that meeting valid? Yeah, I think we fucking got it. I mean, for Jackbots, you need at least
four is quorum, but that's a weak quorum. Five is really what you want to have. Five plus.
Okay, one second. Let me, let me turn off my Nintendo Switch 2 here.
Or, wait a second, or do we keep it on and play Mario Tennis Fever singles?
So if I ever play doubles again with my wife, I don't embarrass myself and lose aura.
That might be the move, man. That might be the move.
I call myself the Roger Federer of Tennis, Estimation Point Prime, Mr. No Back Hair,
Mr. New P.C., Mario Tennis, Fever.
Mr. No Doubles, partner.
Mr. My wife sent me to train in Mario Tennis
before she would play more with me.
Mr. Duel in my own damn thing. Yeah, exactly.
Mr. Ditch by my friends. Mr. Sixth Man in the Counter Strike stack.
Yeah, that is. That's really good. Mr. Sixth Man in the five stack. I love that.
Everyone, we're back with Mario Tennis Aces. Can I say something?
and I'd say this, put this in the clip so there's context, okay?
I'm giving Dan something to react to but I'm also holding his feet to the fire
two times this week, two times this week. I've taken an issue with Dan.
One is, he played the horsey game, which I think presently could be Game of the Year.
I, let me think about that, I don't necessarily, okay, I'm not getting it, I've unlocked
everything! Okay, wait, wait, wait, thwomp racket might be kind of sick though.
Okay, we unlocked everything. Two times this week, and put this all in the clip, but it's
going to be a long clip. Two times this week, I've taken issue with Daniel. One is he booted
up horsey game, possibly 2026 game of the year so far. How did he play it? He bet
on four horse races, lost every single one, and then didn't interface with any other
mechanics in the game, just stopped playing it and immediately did like an eight minute
Arc Raiders raid. Which, you're not, if you think that horsey game is just about
betting on random horses, you just scratch the surface. You don't even really
know what's happening. The other one is, Kate said you got to see this and she put
on a vaude of him playing Mario Tennis. He skips the whole tutorial, goes online
and gets rinsed, and then Kate was like you got to play a little bit of the
story to learn what to do, and in the story the whole time he's just
mashing the button as fast as he can go and blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
does nothing in the story
goes online again and gets rinsed and then says I'm putting this game on eBay
I'm and I'm saying this out of respect
because I think I know that why I've heard that the way that dopamine
works
is that there's always like a compensation on the downside whenever you go
to the upside
I'm thinking that a week ago
opening so many counter strike cases might have flooded his brain with so much dopamine
that he's now in like a one week valley where he can'ts make it through the tutorial of
anything that's not giving him instant gratification.
I think he can make it back but we've gotta force him to stay in the chair and read some
words out loud and interface with some games beyond just instant gratification.
Because I've been there, I've been there when you open a couple of cases and all
All of a sudden you're like, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, more, more, more, faster,
faster, faster, but you have to, you have to compensate on the downside as well.
Anyway, let's get into this ranked match.
I was there with Super Auto Pets, this is a rare blind salamander dog for sure.
Put me on, I'll play with Fever Rackets and honestly I felt like I was getting
somewhere with Waluigi, man.
Now what do we got like look at all this stuff man quick case-opening well we didn't do any last time so
The shove racket I
Don't know about that little too nuanced for a guy like me
Metal makes you invincible gives you a power boost
Creates a thwomp above where the ball bounces that will squish any player that gets close
turns balls into bullets that can be knocked back.
Let's give it a try with the thmop, though, man.
Now, I've realized what my problem is in Mario Tennis,
and I am doing singles so that I can be better the next time I play with my wife.
It's just like real life, you know, you don't want to be the anchor on the bubbles team.
I pressed the button to charge up my...
I was going to call it an attack, but I guess it's a swing.
I press the button to charge my swing way too early.
Way way way too early.
And I panic and my timing is all screwed up.
It's Akronov again!
It's literally just the two of us.
Okay.
Okay, Akronov, go ahead and do what you gotta do.
I felt the slice coming.
Look at that.
We put it behind you.
Oh! Also! Alright, that was a big shot.
Um, apparently, my wife was telling me...
My wife was telling me...
You can kind of see where they're gonna hit the ball based on their, uh...
Based on the position of their racket.
No!
There you go. Get Dwarves, kid!
Oh, dude, Akronov is kinda rinsing me.
That's how it's happening.
Oh! Dude, Akronov is beating my fucking ass!
What's going on?
Oh my god, Akronov is up on the 5G.
Okay, we gotta lock in. This is a point-end-out type situation.
Dude, okay, get back on the board.
Literally, he has a thwomp that's trying to land on him.
That's big for a guy like me. We're so back in. What happened to my plop though?
I gotta give you some credit after my thoughts. I'm sure you were going back for the slice.
Match point.
This will be the match point.
And...
We're going that way.
Oh, shit!
I gotta give you some credit, Akronov.
Akronov, you've learned how to play a little bit.
You've learned how to play a little bit.
Can you make the flowers shut up?
You can, but I'm not going to.
I've decided that I'm not going to.
I repeat my search why because he goes oh an easy one he goes that shop was so
high was the gala was the aim that pierced the heavens king Arthur okay we
just lost to a b-minus put us up against the upbeat great start okay
Honestly, I didn't realize how slow the Dirt Court would be. That's my bad.
That's gonna be the hardest shot that's ever been hit.
I like to give him a little... I like to give him an early lead to start with.
That one's going this way.
Oh great now I'm thwomping myself he's going to oh my god even later on in the middle
oh no no no no no it's a damn disaster bro it's a fucking crisis
I'll block for you.
No, I'm getting blocked again.
Body shot, that's huge.
Okay, check that out.
Sometimes the only way to finish is to get a body shot.
I've been saying that for years.
HIT IT, GORUIGI!
Oh my god, okay.
Hold, hold, hold. We actually have a chance to compete with this Yoshi.
That's a huge one. We're right back in there.
He's not giving me much time to react, though. I'll give you that.
I think you lob it right up the bat. I'll be honest.
I didn't expect the fella to hang out on the base, I thought for sure he was gonna push up.
I'm fucked, I'm fucked.
6-2, we can finish it with 6-7 though, that's big.
Why don't they just play it like normal men's tennis?
And just have like whoever is serving automatically wins the game.
the game like that that's just just hit an ace bro it's not that hard Carlos
Carlos Alperas does it 35 times again great great I got stuck by lightning
okay we're doing a little bit better there starting to pick it back up you'll
get a whole rank if you change camera in settings actually you're so real
for that? I thought we were on raised camera. We've unlocked a new color of
Koopa Troopa guys.
You know what?
You should also enable different lob and drop in settings. Actually, that's very...
very first off some confidence camera I have some respect they should say ball
is gonna be standard ball cameras gonna be raised I do think our our to me feels
more like a lob what have I done our to me feels like a lob SR feels more like
a drop ZL lob ZR drop here's save changes take me back to a ranked match
with fever rackets I don't think Waluigi is my problem to be honest with you
wait wait wait why did I pick Waluigi powerful flat shot is extra strong
Popspin shot can charge up in a flash. Popspin is a pretty devastating shot to
be honest with you. Returns are extra strong to hit right when the ball
bounces. Zips around the court at high speed. Powerful slices extra strong can
push you back. Wide curving slice this is this can trick people online but
That's got to be a crutch.
Slice is quick to charge.
Give me a Wario topspin that's easy to charge.
And then the fever rackets, I don't know, man.
Golden Dash seemed kind of OP when I was playing with Kate.
In doubles, it actually seemed really bad,
but in singles, it looked okay.
And plus, a big man moving that fast.
It's gonna look like that NFL combine, man.
All right, Akronov, let's do this.
Come on!
Come on!
Okay, now go over there and slice, obviously.
Okay, there's no way we're getting to that one.
Dude, Wario's Topspin?
That's what he's about.
Wario's Topspin?
Kind of crazy.
He's got you chasing.
well can I say something and with fairness to Akronov I don't know what
his lifestyle is like but if somebody makes a video of you and it's like called
the humiliation ritual of Akronov it probably motivates you a little bit
more to spend a little time in the lab you know
into the tornado so they don't know what the fuck's going to happen huge huge guys I don't remember which ones I don't remember which ones are and which ones out
that'll leave okay I've been I've been I've been screwed up by this tornado that's fair we um now I've forgotten again
Yeah, you can see that she's coming with you.
Right is dropped.
Left is locked.
Elviraub!
Ah!
Five shot.
We're so bad.
Five three.
All right, I know you're doing a slice.
Oh God!
That's not a slice.
Obviously, we got those.
Oh, he's shoving.
He's shoving.
He's shoving.
He's shoving.
He's shoving.
Obviously we got those.
He's shoving.
Get it, get it!
Oh, he could have gotten it too.
Okay, we can actually, we can win with these cats.
That's big.
You probably shouldn't have that.
Oh my God, we got an ace.
we're back in there now you always return the cops because it puts them on
its toes
so back and now that I got the left and right technology I appreciate that I
appreciate the setup
get it get it overlocked oh oh this pizza party
we are that's that's gonna be tough to get to that's gonna be tough to get to
that was a hell of a rat it bring him back I get to serve
I got a minute for you guys, this is an amazing play.
Haters will say you were just standing in the middle of the net mashing the button as fast
as possible, but I know that required real skill, because this is a Nintendo game.
Cope?
I mean, I know, it takes one to no one.
Let's put it that way.
Repeat my search.
Left is lob.
Left is lob.
drop left is lob right is drop left is lob right is drop L lob right drop not
Jason this game must have been a huge success
Jason you're in a world of hope buddy
And then, stop me if you've heard this one before, oh and now you've got the magic wand
on your side, and now hit this right into the magic wand, your HP is looking a little
Not to mention you got a freaking frying pan.
Just impossible to hit, honestly, you can't really be mad about that.
Wait, Warriors Thompson is insane, bro.
I'm not beating the, um, my skill is completely dependent on my opponent's skill, uh, allegations,
bro.
He's gonna get that.
And now he's dropped.
Oh, he started something like that, then left.
Oh, I really thought I had him too.
I really thought I had him.
You know what?
I thought that was a slice coming the other way.
Yes, yes, the humiliation of Jason.
Yes, yes!
6, 9, match point.
We get those, we get those, we get those!
Oh no, did he get the dash? Because I sent him, he sent it back at me.
Get it!
Guys, it's falling apart, it's falling apart.
He has a freaking magic wand right in my service area too.
Oh my god, we won.
Absolutely huge.
It's crazy how like one win is worth like more than 70 losses.
How are we at this rating, man?
Get a more disrespectful racket.
I'm telling you, when you get it right, the dash is crazy.
And it looks funny. It looks funny to see a big guy moving really fast.
Scares people too.
What the heck?
I don't want to see anybody cheering on Brandon inside.
He's almost had it.
Can you hit the ball? Oh, that's horrible.
And now he's got Amps. Now he's got Amps.
Okay, I know what we're doing here.
Start him with one of those.
Then hit him with one of those.
Then a little grave recovery.
I knew it was coming too. I knew it was coming.
Wait, I gotta use my special, bro.
They didn't see that command. Now I got Turbo Dash.
No, because I'm gonna knock it back on you.
I love it, love it! There's a drop!
Oh my god, look at this ship.
I just thought there was nothing that could be done, man.
The whole place is lightning!
Embarrassing to knock it in the same spot, oh no, no, no.
I'm taking amps, myself!
I'm taking amps!
The salty run back in this game is definitely just taking whatever just beat you.
Get it.
Yes, Christ, man.
Amps seem really annoying.
I mean, the thwomp doesn't even do any damage to you.
Oh my god, we lost...
We lost 7 points.
The thwomp doesn't even do any damage to you,
but the lightning just fucking bodies you, bro.
Give me the amp by a mile.
It's this one, right?
Frozen761, why shouldn't I ban you right now for your insolent comments?
I'm not gonna forget frozen 761 it's frozen with a pH
One, two, I'm modded. And by modded I mean modded.
But also modded I suppose.
I lived.
Ouch!
Okay, I am on fire and there is an amp on my side. I was like, why don't I have my dash?
obviously I know why I don't have my dash because I replaced my dash with amp
okay let now we're both having fun right now we're both having a lot of fun
wait you might be even the math dog
Little topspin to this side.
It's un-hitable because I'm on-
Oh and then they're tanking my amps when the play is safe!
Generational oil up.
We get up there we get up there and punish and send the amps back
Oh, oh, shit
That's got to stay that was awesome
I like how he goes wow come on
Like you could tell why he really wants this
That's my plot
Hit it bro hit the ball charge your topspin
You can't get back to the base landed at the ball
What was she using she's using fire flowers we got to use fire flowers bro
Let's get you back on while Luigi is staggering man
Yeah, Rosalina lobbed.
Ten just got a little rock, paper, scissors broke, because here's the thing.
They lobbed to me, I play at the baseline.
They play, they know I'm at the baseline, they start sending drop shots, so I play
up.
If I play up, they start lobbing me.
I guess we gotta be the person who makes them run first.
Oh, shit.
Oh shit.
He's too close.
I used the wrong shot.
There you go. Make him bleed.
Then hit him with one of these.
That's right. Get him moving.
Then just catch him with it.
Catch him with a quick one.
That was a great rally.
Honestly, great rally.
This is where we punish with our kill shot. Oh my god, he really sucks. He really sucks.
Please. Lob him. We get close to the net. We use our special. How could you, literally,
you're standing right there. How could you not hit that? How could you not hit that when you're standing right there?
That's a lob situation. Okay, you might have seen that coming.
Whoa
Okay, there's too many this is bad
Okay, I think it's I think it's conceivable
That it's not Wario's fault, but he's not doing me any favors. Let's put it down
He's too slow he's got limited mobility
Okay, this could turn it all around.
He does need the Pedro Cascais leg lengthening.
There we go, we got him amped up.
Hit him bro.
Am I crazy? Should I not have a shadow because I hit his ball before it landed on my side?
That was sick.
Match point.
That should have been a top spin killer.
That was it, we actually played somewhat respectably.
Respectably towards the end.
Damn, can I get nuggets of A-minuses, bro?
Give me a B-minus!
That is Switch and Luigi.
You're an M-rage queuing.
We need to be smart and take the character of the person who just beat us
Oh shit wait blazers 25 C rank
Shit
That's an office
Oh, just kidding, just kidding, maybe one of these then.
Maybe one of those, into one of these, into a fever shot that drops an amp right in your
service box.
Now this is, this game should be longer, this game should be longer, I'm having a great
time.
Oh, frozen amps.
Pop spin right into the amp zone.
Drop shot.
Oh, great, great hit.
Great hit, Blazers.
Great hit.
I didn't see that one coming.
That was a hell of a lot.
I mean, Wario's top spin is just devastating, man.
Once you're playing against like a seven-year-old camp, the game really opens up for me.
And then I mean a drop on the ants, you just never get to go to bed.
This feels awesome. I do feel like Kramer at the karate class.
That's got to stink, because you know that they were like, I'm old thing, so I don't even have to worry about anything,
But yeah, you have to worry about that.
I had a feeling you were going back the other side. Fair play. Fair play, Blazers. Fair play.
One person in chat said drop shots with Amps, so that's exactly what we're going to do.
Oh!
Oh, yes, lad!
Yes!
Now we are talking.
Well if you play badminton I don't want to hear your strategy, literally just be the
second person in the world to see the documentary film Mistress Dispeller, because it has a
staggering amount of badminton in it and then we can talk, okay?
Nobody else wants to talk about it!
Everybody else just wants to recommend other stuff!
That was a great shot.
The blue shell could be staring me there.
How about- they don't expect the Wario slice.
Oh my god, we gotta play.
You literally couldn't have swung it at any point.
It is insane how every comment does a recommendation.
You know, they want their recommendation to be the one that the streamer takes and impacts the balance.
So I understand.
Trust me, I get it as much as anybody.
I just want them to say, like, wow, it's a movie king.
Your taste is king, though.
I pressed the wrong button, oh no, that one's my fault, I pressed the wrong button and now
I got an amp to deal with.
You're not going to get that, okay, um, first this is not your fault, why would we ever,
there should be no world in which we, there's no world in which we should ever be going
up against one another here.
There's no reason for us to have a quarrel whatsoever.
But I need to be a faster character, I think.
Poat speed is crazy.
No one can get to the ball faster.
He has no special shots.
Let's fucking try it, bro.
And amp me.
Why is my goat left DK?
uh...
by a context clues
i.e. everyone saying play dk
i have such doubt that perhaps dk is top of the meta in the video essay
community for mario tennis and as a result you i mean you can't be the guy
who just chooses to play as the best character
uh... before actually learning how to play the game that's very much like
new york yankees hat in toronto ontario coded
office pizza money
exactly at the place second best exactly
a lot of
or no disrespect what is your latest right now
That's gonna land.
Oh, spikies!
Two, one.
Two, one.
Two, one.
Two, one.
Two, one.
Me playing Shaman Pirate in Hearthstone in 2015.
Two, one.
OK, but literally you should have jumped on that
and gotten it or whatever.
Two, one.
Two, one.
Two, one.
Two, one.
Two, one.
Get the spikies off of the screen, bro.
Two, one.
Two, one.
Two, one.
Two, one.
Two, one.
Two, one.
Two, one.
Two, one.
He's modding me.
I know what I must do.
First off, you need to get a wireless adapter to shoot,
OK?
Secondly, I need to drop the amps on you like crazy.
And then it's drop shots into the amps, obviously.
That's big.
Now he's got spines and amps and we're tied.
And we're going to drop shot it right
into the service box.
Five, four.
Okay, that's nasty.
Recovering it to L, so he's super slow for a minute.
Or for an hour.
Ow, but he's mocking me!
Five, five.
He's recovering in five seconds.
Bro, what?
Lance, I'm drop shot!
Stop it!
I'm pressing the drop shot button nonstop!
match point. Very important shot right there.
We're back. Okay, this is what it's all about. You see the way I proactively cleared the
Spiney's
Come on and his whole court is fucked up wait excuse me why is one spiny on my side
That was close man that was close six a six a
Yeah, I feel like I'm kind of starting to piece something together top 50,000
Toad's your character? I'm often out of position so having a character with high speed seems
valuable bro. It does seem crazy that there's 50,000 people in the rankings but at the same
time I only play against the same four people and the ranks are spread out by like one full
letter grade. That doesn't seem right. On the other hand, they have 50,000 people paid
$100 Canadian for this game. Guys, is it a good time to get into video game making business?
Maybe we should, maybe we should all just start making video games.
Farnum?
Orange Yoshi?
Oh, oh, I got you on a string!
Literally never been a worst time.
Uh, wrong.
It's probably worse to be like a caveman making video games,
because you didn't have any consoles or anything.
Okay, we both suck. This is great.
Wait, he's immune to the amp.
It's a bad time if you're just in it for the money.
Well, I mean, listen, I'm not trying to necessarily hurt you signal here.
A lot of people out there are just doing jobs
that are wanting to be needed to live.
So I think that I kind of cut him some respect.
Like maybe your goal in life, your total dream
was not to be like
outcored too.
Designing coffee cups in like the new Genshin Impact
expansion or something like that.
But Broly, I mean, you know, you gotta do it.
Oh my fucking god!
Dude, Fornum's a god!
then yeah exactly that was huge that what I needed that you miss him toad topspin and
then break it up oh I broke it at the worst we serve and break it up great idea walk into
I did a hazard right away.
Barnum, I'd like to go again. I'd like to rematch you.
That's a horrendous loss for a guy like me.
It didn't even break it. I think if you touch the lightning it doesn't break, but if you run into the amp itself it breaks.
no longer in the top 50k
Mario Tennis is kinda like a fighting game
this may be the last time I ever played maybe they Amazon or something
Oh, how dare you do the same thing to me that I was trying to do to you.
Huge.
I mean it kind of sucks.
I think it's peak, um, it feels awesome when you're better than other people and horrible
when other people are better than you.
So I guess you know what, I guess it is a fighting game.
He's going this way.
I'm not a...aww.
Too cute.
You know what I respect, though?
Is that neither of us are using the resident's power weapons.
Oh shit, okay, I gotta stop giving him those mods with the net, he's tonguing after all
He's not going to hit it, he's not going to hit it because it hit the charge button
too early because he's in my head.
Five, three.
Nah man, Dan was on to something.
Nah, I don't know, we're back.
That's the very skin release this year.
He knows I'm loveless, bro.
Good try. At least you're in the right position on that one.
We go closer to the net. There we go.
There you go. At least you get a chance to aim your shots.
And then we get one more.
We drop it over here.
him with another one right over there.
Literally just outplayed me.
Brian, you all played me. Congratulations.
Brian kind of nice with it.
What did Dan say?
He got rinsed online four times and then sold the game on eBay.
And honestly, I was like, that's weakness.
That's a weak attitude.
When you say it's just a game, you've lost twice.
But now I'm kind of like, why did I get a digital copy of this?
But no, we're gonna, we're gonna, what is it, it's so long until a bunch of little kids
are going to be getting this game for Christmas, bro.
We've got such a long time until the Christmas mood show up.
Another lob. And then we baited the star shot! Oh shit! Hold, hold, hold!
Great shot, great shot. Summer is getting close. You must be a future.
Summers still seems... actually I guess we could keep some of these things earlier.
Oh my god, this crashes in the net.
This crashes in the net.
Now drops.
Now drops shots.
Drop shots.
Drop shots.
I'm playing in no man's land man
It's kind of crazy with five three considering he's in the eights here
It's kind of crazy that I let him get an ace because I was sitting in the coffin
They have a rank mode without all the bullshit. Yeah, but like the bullshit is kind of allowing me to stay in the games at some point
It's farted it was so damp. I thought I sharded you do sometimes farts have a certain humidity as well
It does happen
Hmm we have some funko pops on the shelf
The shelf will be repopulated, but it had to be depopulated to not have any intellectual property in the background for today's
and I got there were some things I was like I'm pretty sure like this is not
intellectual property but then I saw that like some of the greeting cards had
like a Carlton cards logo on them and I was like yes that's like intellectual
proper you so I don't you know what just go ahead man I think you got me wait
wait we're so bad what are you gonna do for an hour I can find something don't
Don't worry about it.
I think I am done with Mario Tennis, oh it is.
I tried to flick it, like this is not the only problem, don't get me wrong, but the
fuck ass like we're both on Wi-Fi latency when you get a microsecond to react to each
shot is taking me out bro.
Life is so much easier when I was an only child and all my friends had siblings, so I was by default better at every single video game that ever came out.
Nowadays, everybody's an only child!
I'll cop to it, I'm literally just mashing.
Holy shit, that's an angle.
Matchpoint, y'all, here we go.
Oh, that gave me a lot of them.
Um, well, good games.
Get me out of this one as soon as possible, please.
No skill-based matchmaking?
I think they need a few hundred thousand more players to shake it outright.
Is this the last we see of tennis?
If she ever wants to play it again there's there's a chance you'll see it again
but otherwise I don't I don't think you I don't think you're gonna see any soul
of Mario tennis let's put it that way all that slash marker Mario tennis I
call them Mario tennis aces but it's Mario tennis fever
You're going to post that any port in the storm bro.
I mean I'm not allergic to posting bad gameplay if I was, I mean I would have retired a long
time ago.
What the hell?
12 21 p.m. From Kate to Corey, would you see S with me?
From Corey to Kate, can go any time?
Kate, okay, one second.
What, on the eighth man in the five stack?
No shot.
No shot, they made me the eighth man in the five stack.
That's so crazy.
We're one and the same.
I gotta go take a look at this, bro. This is crazy
They're nine nine and two yeah, you're doing good on
CT side
Wait, they're literally about to win in like
It was Bob us or it was
What's the other god all you say top?
She does love the hog handle. Let's hear. I'm gonna I'm gonna ping them and I'm gonna see how they respond
I don't like in the
More for one game when that one is done off or a you have bomb cat
I'm gonna go knock on the stream, bro. No, I want to do
No, that's my gun
I'm gonna knock on it German is shooting his pants cuz he is playing
Ari 9 he is playing Ari 9 you are shitting your pants cuz you're a
boomer and suck at the game hold on he is did you eat my he his German we
go and are we committing I think we should not come in there I think we
should go A.
He meant he is.
You don't know that.
You don't know.
You're making an assumption.
You don't know that.
Oh, what the fuck?
She's a bro.
Get the fenders.
She's getting shot from boiler.
Now they're going to be running this way for sure.
The bag seeder.
I'm going to protect my wife.
Right near blue.
Yeah.
Fuck it.
I'm loading up CS if they don't respond to my message.
We're going anyway.
I'll play solo queue, no comms.
Trust your teammate.
Under apartments?
Yep.
Sorry, he's kind of owning that guy.
Let's go!
The 4K.
Kind of drives me crazy how a dude will shoot me
in the head and insta-kill me, and then two seconds
shooting somebody else and can't hit the fucking side of a wall.
He's right. He's real at that.
That's actually real as fuck.
I can't believe, I can't believe I'm the eighth man.
I'm the eighth man in the fucking five stack. That's so crazy.
I mean the sixth man in the five stack isn't,
it's not a great position to be in. Don't get me wrong,
wrong, but the eighth man in the fifth stack is fucking crazy. I don't even know what to
say about something like that. Not in the game or the call.
What a twisted web we weave. You sound like you're about to cry. Yes, but that's because
of the Mario tennis, not because of the exclusion from the in group. That's a Mario tennis thing.
This means you do for the knife. I'll be honest, the thought crossed my mind.
And yesterday, I had been spending the whole week emailing with my accountant
to sort out tax stuff and I was like I will never spend money on anything again
but then last night he sent me an email and was like you owe this much money and then I went okay
and then I paid it and now I'm like so we're fucking ready to go
when I didn't know how much I was gonna oh I was like I don't have any money and now I'm like
I could crack a few cases now I could now that I know how much I owed and I paid it I could
crack a few cases, man. Tell them to show their abs. The chatters are the Canada
Revenue Agency. He's getting cold in here. 73. 73 is not that cold. Our case
openings attacks right off. Probably if you if you work in this business or in
their business, like Valve's business, but I would never disrespect, and this is, I'm
being genuine, I would never disrespect the Canadian economy or like provoke an
audit by trying to write off like gambling losses. That seems crazy. I don't
want to take that position. My vices are my own. I'm not gonna put that on my
countrymen to subsidize.
Also, you can do some trade ups.
Oh, shit, one second.
Hmm, let's see.
Oh, we got we got to be purpled out of our
blued out of our freaking board right now, man.
Because we opened like a thousand blues yesterday,
definitely through Wade.
Choppa Gang's kind of sick, though.
Anything that's not equipped gets traded.
And then one.
You can put that one in there, too.
Ready to trade up, send it.
Wait, the P250 cyber shell?
It's looking like it's in Resident Evil Requiem, bro.
Ugly? I think it's kind of swag, bro.
I think it's kind of nice.
Do I use the P250 on anybody?
I could.
I mean, we're never going to reach for a revolver.
Who do you think we are, Mission of Burma?
We could pop that in there.
Game name.
You can trade up the knife eventually.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm probably only 4,000 blues away,
because I think you need 5,000.
I'm just going to say the Roger Federer of Counter Strike, bro.
I think it's so fine. I mean any gun is fine. It's just not meta. I think it's a mid-wit.
thing I think it's like if you're a little good at Counter Strike you think
the odds sucks aka me and your garbage or you're goaded you're like it's fine
yeah and that's what I'm like oh any gun it costs more money than an AK and it
you're just paying for the scope you could just squint your eyes instead
I don't say we just played the least Counter Strike like what do you mean we
We just dominated because we're good.
Shout out.
Shout out.
It was like, I don't see you online.
Oh, Kate, could you invite me?
Yes, sir.
I have stepped to your invitation.
The, uh, it was like a death match.
We just dominated because we're good.
The bomb got planted once, twice.
Yeah, because we killed them before.
I know, but that's just unlike CS.
That is very much it was just like CS that you play before because we dominated
well, and because Korea gets shot in the head in like the first four seconds
in all the lobbies that we play with Justin.
I had a I had a 104.
I didn't know the number could get that high.
The other guys had higher.
Like four of us on our team at like a hundred.
Holy. Well, how do you see that?
Where do you see that?
I was at the end of the game.
It'll tell you it's like average damage per round.
Oh, I don't know what to look for.
So I don't know what the heck is a music kit?
If you get MVP, it plays whatever song is on your music kit.
That's where you might hear I am the one, the one, the gun, you get the one, the gold, the good.
Yeah.
You buy you buy what licensed music tracks in a video game
that you can only listen to in the video game.
when during certain times it's so weird
we do need Beggen if Beggen was in the game i would i would shell out for that
it's Beggen!
could you hear that chibley would lose his mind
i would love that man
oh i got one in me
Kate, you should play the new Resident Evil. Pretty good.
I want to play it.
How come you didn't play for very long?
Uh, I had a sponsored stream.
Oh, that's nice. That's nice.
Did you play the last one?
Uh, the last mainline one I played was seven, which I really liked.
Okay, so you didn't play Village?
I skipped a...
because it's scary and then I played two remake two remake I actually think is
really good I like to remake even more than seven I think yeah I played I played
all like the remake stuff recently last year I'll play through everything it was
really good what's up you should add the song that you sang yesterday into the
game. You should give eight another try if you like them because it was not that scary.
I thought it was going to be scary too, it was not very scary.
Is it first person or third person?
I think it's the same as I think it's like over the shoulder like
It was first person.
Okay, remember when Resident Evil 7 was on the festival circuit and you'd play it in
VR and
I think I remember that actually
for a fellow like me with a little bit of motion sickness
could be a
an interesting
twenty minutes let's put it that way
uh... although although that's fine
look at that
and and and look at this
all the russian banana
all but i don't know what i don't know
that's double the ammo man
i try to shoot uh...
away from you but they were like
oh my god they destroyed me
yeah they owned me
then we got a little bit of this too
dude our yellow is good did you see the way he pulled down for the spray
yeah
is that a new terminology
when you spray like your your shots go up so you have to
to pull down guy in the bathroom been playing too much CS pisses all over the
floor because he's pulling down for the recoil I'm literally right here 69 and
you guys like on or PP or MP7 I like that of those I like the MP7 the most
but I'm not an authoritative source you guys are no longer on piece I don't
I don't know if that is ever an upload.
The P90 is pretty good.
Uncumps?
Oh shit, they smoked apartments and we got two playing apartments.
All banana, there's four banana.
Oh!
They're doing crazy banana shit.
We got a guy with a noob.
Oh, shit.
That's me, bro.
I'm taking Justin's advice. I'm being confident.
There's like SMGs on the floor behind me.
Yellow. Yellow, get in there. That's my home.
Oh
You did you got a you got you do really well in there
Maybe I do like the um
Farmas farmers old town
FAMAS the FAMAS I don't think is is super well liked
Old again
Save save run
is a bit of a save I'm just gonna get ready to play the the rotate to banana
yep banana I hear lots banana again I'm rotating early
got to lose one at least one more we can't see because of the they smoke
smoke. Jesus Christ, Ryan. Oh, okay. Through the Molly right into his smoke. Cover me.
Yeah, they're probably going to go in, eh?
Ooh, nice call.
I like how they're yellow, though.
They bought kit.
They did buy kit.
I always forget to buy kit.
I don't have money for kit.
I didn't have money for kit out of there, but I probably wouldn't have bought it
anyway.
I didn't have money for a kid out of here, but I probably wouldn't have bought it anyway.
Oh my god.
Oh, good shot.
Oh my god.
Wow.
Wow.
You know what?
Where's the bomb?
Where's the bomb?
Yes.
Yes.
MVP.
MVP.
MVP.
He's in that kit though.
Oh no.
Give me the MV. Oh
Kids I
Still don't understand. I still haven't decided if I like I don't know the money yet
I've been going to the state that of like as long as you have
2900 or sorry 3900 you're good to go at the beginning of the round but I don't
know how much to leave for myself that's true you get more money for doing
stuff too there's one more here
sounds like a few more there's a bomb right here
I'm just watching watching what's in the bomb. I'm playing like Call of Duty man. What am I doing? You watch it there
I'll watch from my left. Yep
Guys it's so cold in my office. I'm putting my hands over my computer to warm them up
Cook-O-Com's Cook-O-Com's.
Running to the bomb?
I think they'll be able to decipher what just happened.
I don't know if I got killed by orange, but they were a window of apartments
Oh, they're flashing your cape I hear them near me. Oh wide swing
good name. Good name. How did they know where I was? I guess it's obvious. Nice.
I don't have no headphones anymore. No suppress. No suppress. This is one on my armor I don't
buy right like we have one on the badge like on the buy menu I have no idea I
just think yes like if the badge is like under 65 or something I would buy I've
99 armor in that situation okay I think it's a there's nobody at the name of
They're out right side mid.
That was a bot.
There's no shot. That's a real human being.
They're planting A.
Okay.
I got you. I'm not sure because there's so many people there.
It's one of those things where I got to remember we're not in a stack.
Because I was like, we have a guy who plays pit every time.
every time where how did they get in a
that's all you tell me he has a kid oh he got everyone's dead I'm still looking
for somebody like an idiot damn Kate the azimov
that's all you pussy
how much that shit worth oh shit I don't know a billion dollar because it's
unique
my name is a very
did you take that it did uh...
did your patron tag it
the guy who did it
your own benefactor
it'd be fair all of the polls and i was recalled by donated money that's true
i might be the only honest case
i mean i was looking for the fire
i'm still using chat's money but they didn't give me the money to open cases
all night
the real lineup
uh... you guys
like two for one special
they can take it
all all my god all my god that's a do-it-was-a-bot man
the
to a bot last time he walked out and just fired 12 shots into the wall no he's
washed Ryos lost excuse me look at my look at my DPS I'm at 395 damn Corey
680 don't look at my DPS actually this is this is what flying by the seat of
your pants looks like you know when you get into competitive lobbies you got
think true true what what you think it when you're in competitive how many
cases is Dan open since his a mechs not rejected by a lot I think I don't I'm
gonna cross and cover the other side you one one opping did
I
Sounds like banana orange got banana. There's one more banana bombs down banana. Oh my god. No balcony. What the fuck?
I'm gonna come down through mid
I'm hearing just last guy's banana last guy's banana. All right. Oh, what a flashbang. Thanks team
He stole my play.
Look at that.
Yellow, you flash banged me, bro.
I am here.
And if you flash and don't push, I don't respect you.
And I don't even know what I'm doing, but I know that much.
What's the point of flashing if you're not going to be aggressive?
Dude, I forgot I was live for a second.
I was locked in.
Two mid.
Anybody orange? Looks clear orange? Nope, there's one. Might be opping banana?
Opping banana. Holy.
Oh!
He must have jumped in the window. One balcony. Yeah, near you, yellow. Oh, you're yellow.
Bomb down, bomb down.
could be up there Kate the banana exchange bomb down sounds like he's
fighting on site behind you Kate oh shit
I'll trade you, I'll trade you.
Roar!
The nose gope.
That was awesome.
Right in the cock too, like he went down.
Work on me.
now all be
or i got this everyone would be
what's in kills i guess
i've been killed uh... made with an up
because i have the slowest reaction time of all time
uh...
aren't you got this
arms is not a lot of one
bro forget about don't don't slow-peak katelyel should you just run a
sprint out
Oh, scout banana cross.
Yeah, that's got a banana.
Well, I'm honest.
I want to go banana because I feel like you just throw one Molly in there.
It's like fifty free damage around.
I was the only one.
Oh, my God.
Oh, what?
What? And church, church, church.
You got this yellow you got this
That was good honesty
It looks like you got hit by the head though
Yeah, M4 is not a one-shot headshot if they
They have armor is that it? Is it just in general?
Honestly, I have no idea.
Because it was suppressed, bro, because it was suppressed.
Yeah, that's true.
Yeah, that's why the AK is better.
I'm not just like the play pit yellow comes back.
Pistol round again.
Oh, you should ask, I could have bought, I think.
Why everyone have pistols?
They smoke balcony.
Bomb banana again.
shh shh shh
well if it doesn't work the first 10 times try it the 11th i guess
orange is feasting over here
wait that's ours
no no orange is down there yellow what are you doing
there is one apartment
why are you fucking blow up you fucking ate it our own guy
there might be a gun on this guy I'm not sure
yes no I'm saying these it's like we're it's not CS right now this is just
like in a way I mean I'm not that good to begin with but I'm kind of debuffed
because they're not coming from where you expect them to come from.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let's go through this molly a little bit further.
There's one down there again, Orange?
No, maybe not. I don't think it's gonna be Banana.
We got one apartment, already dead.
I'm playing with yellow, but it sounds like a is in trouble here. I'm coming I'm coming
Partments
They're made one balcony. Oh, yeah, he's heard
I don't know the call-out patio
Cory my goat bro, how can you the scout?
He's popping
It's really nice playing in games where people are worse than me, I love it.
This is like when you play with Justin and Apollo you get just a little bit too high
Hi, MMR.
Incentory out. Flashlight.
B.
Anything going on over there?
I don't know, they're shooting, but I don't see shit.
We can go smoke.
Oh, they've smoked my molly about and he might be coming at us.
somebody somebody smoked banana as we're looking down it I don't understand
because they're water rotate which I think is purple
I'm coming with you I'm coming to your side right
nothing here yet but they definitely smoked my Molly
but balcony it okay you got nice
two down balcony
you guys pushed
Did they push?
Oh, shit, I ran out of bullets.
One more up there. He's really hurt.
Oh, he's the last one.
Oh, good rounds, good rounds.
Look at that.
So true.
I smoke your I smoke your Molly.
I smoke it up.
Say I had this Daniel plain view from there will crack you there will be bomb
There will be bomb I
Reach my smoke across the halls. Oh look at the double bread. Oh, yeah, he did my double
And I place my smoke on your Molly I smoke your Molly
What's the fuck
Revenge. Good trade, Koi.
Okay, there's two there on banana.
My bomb dropped there.
Two deeper on banana.
Three yellow, just shot.
Our team!
Watch your back.
He's got your back.
Get the bomb, yellow! You can do it!
Nice!
Damn!
Go get that plant, buddy.
You can play sight and plant. Yeah, go get the other sight and plant.
Probably gonna kill him before you get a chance, but...
Can you hit F real fast?
Why?
Let's see what you do with that knife. Yeah, the anti-Dan
Why
Actually crazy
That dude crouch like leaned around a corner and I died instantly I
Need to know you could one-shot headshot with those pistols. Oh
Oh, man, I'm so close to having an even KDR.
One more good round.
Could be the play.
No fear.
They got a horrific smoke-off.
Love that.
Love that.
It's a decoy, actually.
just plant plant I got spawn covered
oh she was dead I got assisted with my flash very nice
oh my god you can see me they're mollying for banana banana banana
Should have confidence you're right. Yeah, I got to remember just Justin saying confidence has been so good for my game
You guys are stuck I was so pinched
He was from every angle
I keep the SMG one more round
We could rush B and try it out
It's one of those things that they're gonna be like surely they're not gonna run be another
time.
Guess what, bud?
For you every round, I think.
You and me with the grenades right now.
Oh shit.
I've been flashed.
I've been flashed.
I got mine.
I got mine.
two thousand
Who is bomb yellow yellow yeah, yep one on site. I wasn't even looking
They're gonna rotate
Oh
and the pre-fire too yeah okay maybe we actually have to play counter strike now
that's messed up I shot him head where we want to go good question
Good question, man.
We go...
I mean, I'm gonna throw my banana grenade again,
just because I love getting free damage,
and then, uh...
Let's see what happens after that.
YOUCH! The Molly hit me in the chest!
Oh!
Shit.
I'm playing right mid.
I'm going to sneak through.
Oops, there goes the sneak.
I keep baiting.
Good job.
Good job, purple.
One more down here.
Oh, oh, you got, they got him.
Okay.
One left.
I have bomb.
Let's go.
Did you go through apartments?
No.
Could be up here Oh
He's library's library, I thought he was smoked off you gotta put the bomb
You got this
Yellow got glaucoma, bro
what the fuck flying P90 headshot holy cow that is crazy everybody gets lucky
now and then sus
Dude silver counter strike kind of kind of peak
So broke again, man
This time I wait change I wait three seconds I wait three seconds one two three and then get it in
And then we rush
If I follow Corey, I'll get some free guns.
I really thought he'd be reloading.
Yes, Kate.
Saved your ass.
Oh, I shot to the left of him like a hundred times.
Just on sight.
Eh?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He wasn't with you.
with you like up there with you
hope you might have jumped up now
huge huge place
only one left
free flashbang
i want it
very easy play
get the play money
welcome to the library
let's go
nice
MVP carry
I can't buy. Can you buy me a gun? Yes. Damn, she's loaded. What do you want? Just buy
a drop. It doesn't matter. That's my trophy. I gave it to you. Thank you. This is for
you orange that I heard
there's a lot you're right there's an
I like my chances here better I'm gonna
smoke off
here's so many mid I gotta watch the record one more here yeah you have
behind banana just mad shooting he's off oh we won oh they want you to pick up
the AWP I think or something guys don't follow me I'm doing some hero mode
stuff I don't have bomb I need to get I need to get this even KDR was he need
One more kill and then not to die.
Yellow stabbed me bro.
Ohhhh, we fucking beagle me.
Should have gone a bit quieter then I guess.
I'm dead. They got a jumping headshot with a PP bison.
You didn't have bomb right?
Bombs we got, I think we got a B right now.
I heard a flash back.
Dude, that's a crazy flash.
He's in church, Kate.
Yeah, coming out there.
Yeah, right there.
oh my god it wasn't pretty but it worked
let's go let's go that's a lot of I love it twice with the win then this is
what the game could be like man right this must be what it feels like to be
Justin I have even KDA wait oh he's not even actually positive yo assist I
don't I could probably I could probably play one more okay okay oh wait hold on
I got a loadout loadout yeah let me know when you're ready I'll just go
you then.
Which one was the...
That's this one.
I thought I had a skin...
Or no, I wanted to change...
That's right, I wanted to change...
This?
This with this.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Get ready ready
Oh, no, is Ryan here?
Probably not.
Oh, we'll see.
Oh, he made it.
I sold my Deagle skin for $200.
I'm one of the all-time best Q-acceptors.
I'm just going to say it.
I thought you were going to say pissers.
No, that is pretty good.
Don't get me wrong.
But by the way, don't be mad.
I'm going to eat some chicken strips into the microphone.
Mm.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Hmm. So good.
CT, really long.
Play glory. Long, really long.
Right. I'll play the real tape or longer B.
Right. I guess it's the I don't know what I'm talking about.
Turns out, actually, maybe.
Nobody mid.
sounds like a long okay I'm just dead yep many long oh my god I could shoot
but she may read it for me no one covers the flank yeah yeah yeah everyone's
long oh the running shot the pittler
you give me a sister they're both up there
they're bomb I think
Oh bad eyes. I thought he was behind the box. So did I. That was pretty good though Ryan.
Yeah I love pistol. 3k? Well you love this so much you can do it again. Let me go along
with the with the Molly. Yeah, I'm probably gonna MP7 no armor.
I'm in the I'm in the beggar. I'm gonna beg for gun.
I'm sorry. I hear I hear something in the room. We can just wait. Okay. Maybe eat
chicken strip really quick
here
guys fifty kills on the on the stat track
one thirty one
made me
all get on site around site all night what a shot
They're just on site. No one was watching short or mid, I guess.
No, guys, three long is meta. I saw a flam video.
I don't know if hanging out there for like 90 seconds is meta, but...
Yeah.
Maved in, though.
Bad call part of that but
In this back what's good always M4 I don't have money for that
Did I not buy a gun?
I said M4, but I did not purchase an M4.
Okay, can you watch behind?
Yeah, yeah.
I don't see anything to be yet.
They flashed out long.
I'm gonna flank.
Or rotate, I should say.
Nothing yet, though.
one cat flash cross oh behind what the hell he was in stairs fuck off
oh behind yeah okay right there
oh bomb bomb bomb right here he's got bomb oh good we didn't get the train oh no
I got flanked by the flanker. Yeah, where the hell that guy came from man
They ain't got no dang money
You can have my own
Okay, you drop it. Yep
beautiful bro when you headshot a guy and it gives you 20 and one like come on
I don't care what he did in his previous life that's a hundred and one I hear B
I'm not sure what that is.
Looks like it.
Follow me, follow me!
On my way.
There's more left.
Oh, good try, Kay.
He's weak on site.
Throwing flashbang.
I thought orange may have seen him, but he must drop the bomb there, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's on you.
Is it?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's on you, so I think it is.
Is it?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's on you, so I think it is it.
3
I got some damage there. Can somebody tell the enemies to get more HP my ADR is so bad
That wasn't gonna say anything
All right, I'll go Molly. I'll Molly long huge. I'll Molly be
Didn't buy a kid. Oh my god these people
I
My nothing long
Good nothing long good call
You're losing there's someone here oh watch cat
He's got a deagle oh shit. Don't peak. Don't peak
I'm going to go through tunnels then Oh my god, I heard you.
One just came mid.
Dang it.
Wait, I just didn't want enough HP.
Oh, okay, you got him.
it seems like bomb is cat
that's so embarrassing bro
that's so sad
let's go all over the run and gunner the run and gunner
orange and red
oh my god redemption at least a little redemption
That was crazy.
Buy me gone. Buy me gone. I got you. I got you.
I give it to you. I give it to you.
Hello. Oh my god.
So does that mean you're not going to buy me gone?
I got you. You got to drop it.
Thank you.
Long.
He's right here, Kate.
Oh, he's got most bad.
That round was a mess.
Wow.
About three guns and fire no bullets, man.
Long.
What?
I guess that blood is just decoration.
Get.
Destroyed.
Fuck dust, dude. I love dust
Oh
Who's that guy crazy kills
Hey, where do you like to play on on dust I
Don't know. It's my first time playing dust since
That was I'm clapping for this guy if if you want you can just go
B with a Molly and whatever gun you like and then Molly the tunnel as soon as possible I
Think this is full save
Ttb and Amali
I
Don't hear anything be same same
They must be rushing me then it's quiet
As our yellow might be awesome
All right, that was a long point
I'm gonna try to get up Ken. Oh, yeah people are here
a
What the fuck oh there you go
Whoa
Weigh oh, oh, oh, I say shoulders explode to he's a t-spot I see t-spot. Yeah
Yeah
But I released I got chicken strips
I got, I got, Cory, I got behind you!
My god!
My wa-
You might have been able to hear it through my mic.
Dude, I like that.
Colin Farrell, if he was buying a cameo and the banshees had been a-sharing.
Please don't kick out Padrake, cause he's an Ireland boy.
We all know he chopped two of his fingers off.
We everybody deserves a second chance.
I don't think it's wrong.
BBB.
Are you watching mid Ryan?
Yep.
I can move cause my teammate crushed me in.
There's one sniping mid. Careful if you cross it.
Bro told me he took my idea.
With the Eagleman?
Still mid?
Yeah, there was one mid.
Honestly, since we bailed, you guys don't have bomb at B, right?
I don't think so.
I'm just gonna watch long just in case. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, very smart. He's pushing
And by watch I mean through the hardest flank of all time
Okay, oh my god
CT spawn CT spawn CT spawn bomb on me bomb on long long
I'm with you Kate
I was trying to grenade him, but I'm such a scroll wheel merchant that I fuck up everything
all the time.
When I killed a guy, he literally flew up in the sky and did 360 in the sky.
That's pretty sick.
I'm going to go B, I guess.
B spawn.
Scroll wheel.
Yeah, I might get hit in numbers.
Yeah, I'm not good at numbers.
I'm a four by a mile.
Yeah, I'm a little bit.
Uh, long.
OK, both.
Yes.
Well, you knew I was there.
Who be?
Yeah, three, I think, at least.
Oh, orange with the scout.
They're planting. What's he doing?
Triple kill scalp. Oh my god. Oh my god. Okay. How did that guy not die two seconds ago?
Yellow
That's not gonna jump scare type shit
Was it always like, is this what people listen to though?
Oh, do you have that on?
It's all the music, it's just...
I don't have a molly.
It's all the same.
Was that Denzel Curry?
I am the one.
I have no idea what they're saying.
All I hear is just...
I don't think it's long. I don't hear anyone. It'd be
Orange is on cat
He's pinging cat we literally push tunnels is I'm here sitting there
You can flush cat heavy cat, I think
bomb dropped at mid wide swing confidence there was one cat wounded he went back towards
Wow
Bob is here
Confirm I'm watching spawn I got a great round
They two guys lined up
Drop
Okay, you got a Molly for a full buy full buy. Yeah
They
Not in mine
Nothing at all
They Molly'd mid so
Oh, there's an opera on car on the other side. Why am I playing like a tea on CT, bro?
One cat
It's cuz my internal temperatures I'll see that there's a 74 degrees of my office
Yep
All here man
Why is it so cold in your office?
I guess because it's cold outside, not to be glib.
My computer heats the whole apartment.
I wish it was like that.
I mean, I guess this is pretty standard.
But I gauge the temperature by how cold it is.
Like if it's cold, I'm like, oh man, let's be cold outside.
or do I throw the grenade?
I guess it's too...
Celebrate, celebrate.
Just in case.
Celebrate, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Guys, I'm gonna op mid, they'll never expect it.
No one's ever done that before, I think I'll be the first.
And I'm 8-7, so this should take me perfectly to exactly even 80R.
8-7.
There we go.
It's an entry.
Offered down, boys.
Offered down.
Cheesh!
We got nobody on cat.
I'm going to watch cat.
No one long, no one long.
They're Molly and cat, so.
No, that's lower, I think.
Bro, they might be in spawn.
Mid.
Two mid at least.
They made low tunnels.
Oh, they're cat! They're cat!
Guys, guys, be careful, be careful, they're cat!
The bomb's here.
I'm so scared.
Cat 8?
Oh, did it drop onto you?
Yep.
Ah, behind... where what? Where?
I don't know where I got you.
Did you see the spawn?
No, no, that was the guy that was on Cat when I came back yelling Cat.
Oh, okay.
Where did you get Cat from, then?
I have no idea.
Did you kill Cat?
He came up Cat to site and then walked into spawn and shot you.
Uh, where are we going? A, B rush? Okay.
Let's do it. We got Balmont. Yeah, yep, yep.
yellow yellow is pinging like crazy
yellow is our IGL right
27
damn he even bought flash
gone out no fear
big spender
I'll go watch tunnels.
Well, wherever orange died.
Looping through mid.
Okay.
Mods.
Mods.
He fucking hit me with three straight headshots and then couldn't shoot shit after that.
sprayed sorry on his body dude they should make a remote that's just pistol rounds
that'd be fun it'd be crazy we'll give me the bomb we go along with this yellow
confidence confidence
One on site.
One spawn. Nice.
One site. Thank you, yellow.
spawn
Nice!
Holy cow.
Pure aggro.
Oh, no.
Bro, we go long again.
Yeah.
SMG is kind of so fun.
It's so stupid.
I had it for a while, and then I feel like I got slightly better at shooting rifles and completely lost my SMG module.
Well, you can sell guns? What do you sell guns?
You can sell back ones you bought. I don't know if you can sell back.
Oh, I see her.
A lot of that double flash.
Oh, I see her.
Oh, well, he got my ass.
One round, Cat.
Horrible smoke, guys.
I'm so sorry.
Two on site.
Whatever we plant.
Two on site.
Whatever we plant.
Two on site.
Two on site.
Whatever we plant.
Whatever we plant.
one cat oh no no no no no you got yellow good shot good shot honestly I was just absolutely
horrible shooting at my part I should have had at least one probably for I'm
feeling myself right now excuse me you're not allowed to say that now that
I have a real gun it's over what do you think I should go along a court court
Again, give me gun give me gun give me gun
Sorry fuck
You thank you
Yeah, I dropped flash flash from the over top. I don't know how to do that you throw a flashbang over the top of the wall
All right, all right, that's enough
One cat, one spawn. Two spawn, they smoked the cross for us.
Good plays, guys. I got mine.
Oh, there's been a glance.
The fuck? Oh, they're going to push through the smoke.
Push through the smoke.
I'm silver, but what the heck?
If you're silver, this is what your games look like if you're seeing them through someone else's eyes.
Just think about that.
That the last guy he was our cat?
Noise
Guys, I got a crazy idea long in we push long
How do I guess they they give it up every single time
Everyone's looking at that
One day they're not gonna give it up and we'll have to fight but it might not be today
I've never seen the commendation guys.
They flashed it.
Ah, sorry.
Okay.
Easy.
There's a bit of a cluster fuck behind me though the whole time.
Holy shit.
Fuck.
Oh my god, they're stacked here waiting.
Maybe we get turned, we get turned baby.
Shoulda, shoulda stopped and crouched there.
Yeah, yeah.
Yellow wants to go back home.
Oh my god, oh my god, that's such a scary cross.
What can I do?
What can I do?
I gotta go, go, go!
Run!
I'm coming yellow!
It's our fucking race.
You go this way, bait the rotate, and then go back long.
You could.
Imagine.
You gotta go plant.
You just gotta go plant.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, god!
They might not have time.
Aw.
Is he a kid?
No kid, but he might have time.
Aw, god!
Oh, is he a kid?
No kid, but you might have time.
Oh, so close.
I didn't kill that guy.
Turn in the corner and everybody on the team is clumped up as I'm getting shot at.
Guys, I'm just going to send me long.
Okay, I have a bomb.
I could have moved there with another guy on my right.
If I moved out, I would have gotten killed by the guy on the right who killed my yellow.
I knew that was coming.
They just moved me.
Oh my god, how does that not kill? How do I get killed by a revolver?
Oh my god. Purple dropped the bomb.
Are you kidding me? No, I dropped the bomb. What the fuck was that?
How was that on the screen?
Gallow, holy cow.
There's a guy, wait, hold on, I have a smoke.
Ooh, it's so cold down here.
It's so cold, man.
He got it, he got it, he got it.
okay oh he's spinning that shit
if i shouldn't have been spinning that shit
oh one more Thanos by uh
oh that looked like a shotgun
97 and 4
97 and 4
Any calls that GL?
I'm pretty dang broke too.
Save round.
They still got AWPer, right?
Not for long.
Oh my god, I fucked it. I fucked the flash.
Two
Kats down oh
My god, yeah, you watched the brain matter fly out of my head
Oh, I was having the round of my life too.
Nice shot.
One left.
He was window of B.
Oh, you're shot.
I saw him.
I saw him.
I saw him.
I'll have to split bomb.
Might be going cat or long.
You can just play bomb.
Yeah.
Just stay safe.
Just stay safe.
Yeah, right there.
long you just play mom yeah just stay safe just they say yeah right there's
good no I just want to watch long I do not want that I'll take I'll take right
right yeah I'll buy a m4 for you or a K was my was why am I so far you can
pick it up off the bottom where it's a five minutes yeah you say you're gonna
buy a cape for me right yeah it's on the ground you can pick it up thank you
op-mid
it over
It's very fast.
Mid looks clear.
Mid is not clear.
Oh, there's an op-er.
Oh, shit.
He's dead.
He literally might have been AFK, but...
Come on, cap, to help.
Bro, we're alive!
We actually...
Oh, my God.
We're actually awesome.
I couldn't tell if that was the.
Like a decoy or not, because I do was just spamming the shots from that.
The wall.
And then silver to silver to.
Is that better or worse than silver elite?
That's much worse.
Silver elite is a lot better.
You got you got a lot more arrows.
I do.
But I don't know why.
I'm so much better. No, no, no. I honestly, I think we're about the same.
All right, later. Later. GG. Nice to get in some counter strike on the way out. I'm going
to send you over to my wife stream. Enjoy yourself. I'll be back on Monday. Bye.