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02-27-2026 · 5h 22m

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[00:01:30] We're back, y'all. It's going to be a swaggy stream today. Approximately one hour of a
[00:01:49] demo that I saw Ricky Peacock play yesterday called Roondice. That seemed awesome. Two
[00:01:54] hours of a sponsored stream for Resident Evil Requiem on the Nintendo Switch 2 video game
[00:02:00] console. It just came out. It has great reviews. I'm being told it's a mainline resident evil
[00:02:11] game. What was the last mainline resident evil I played?
[00:02:18] RE2. Was RE2 after RE7? I know it sounds like a crazy question, but in today's modern
[00:02:27] world. You don't know, man. You don't know. We're living in a world where two comes after
[00:02:36] seven, man. Maybe because people were so scared of seven after eight, nine or whatever. It's
[00:02:50] That's a crazy sentence.
[00:02:51] You need a sponsor to play 2026 Gata.
[00:02:55] Gata, greatest of the game of the theme arc.
[00:03:06] Game of the theme arc.
[00:03:12] Misspelled Gattaca.
[00:03:15] crazy. I mean, once is enough is all I'm gonna say about that. Get your ribosos out
[00:03:28] there once is enough. When your bait comment doesn't get read on the in the
[00:03:33] first three times that you've typed it, I mean you're really taking your life
[00:03:37] into your own hands on the fourth one.
[00:03:45] I saw your vaude of the executive. Have you ever played the movies? It came out in 2007 and it's like the executive meets the Sims
[00:03:51] Magresta, can I say something without insulting anybody? We need to bully people who their communication is exclusively recommending other media to consume
[00:04:01] It's getting to the point where it's it's just too much the default mode of communication is just nobody cares that you saw something
[00:04:09] They only care how quickly they can recommend something similar and it's so annoying
[00:04:13] It's so annoying. We're all pinched, man. We've only got so much time. Everybody has an easy avenue to discover a limitless bounty of media that exists.
[00:04:29] Everyone knows where to find good stuff, man, at this point. It's just too much.
[00:04:43] Like, I got on Letterbox.
[00:04:51] I thought it would be a cool place to score movies, review movies, maybe even have some
[00:04:57] conversations about what we like about movies.
[00:05:00] Literally, the only conversation I ever had on Letterbox is, if you like this, you should
[00:05:04] try this.
[00:05:05] And about 75% of the time you should try this.
[00:05:08] The movie that's being recommended is something that I've already seen.
[00:05:11] In fact, there's about a 15% chance it was the movie I watched that led to the recommendations
[00:05:17] to then watch the movie whose review you are currently reading.
[00:05:23] It's out of control.
[00:05:26] Also, I've seen some of your top fours.
[00:05:32] You should audit your own top fours before you give any recommendations.
[00:05:35] I'm sorry.
[00:05:37] And this is going to start as problematic, but then it's going to turn based.
[00:05:40] just got to trust in the prophecy. If you have any spider-verse movie in your top
[00:05:46] four, I don't want you to recommend movies to me because I don't care about
[00:05:50] your opinions on film if you're 21 years old. And you're gonna say that's not
[00:05:54] fair. Bro, you don't care about my opinions on film because I'm 37. That's
[00:05:58] that's the golden rule, bro. If you go, well, yeah, he's old so I'm gonna
[00:06:06] discount his opinion. I'm gonna do the same thing to you. You should be
[00:06:09] leaving comments for other 21-year-olds saying you should watch the second
[00:06:13] spider-verse movie and I will leave the comments that are like how have you not
[00:06:18] seen Barton think bro you that's a good half your age plus seven for movie
[00:06:23] review suggestions oh that's a that's the terminus of the bit that's really
[00:06:31] good that's awesome so wait who half of my age oh shit I mean that no that's good
[00:06:44] that means you need to be like 25 to recommend the movie to me I can live with
[00:06:48] that 25 is like peak watching Taiwanese movies from the 1990s era I could use
[00:06:54] some I could use some recommendations in that zone man
[00:07:01] When did all the 25-year-olds with cool haircuts stop watching Japanese movies from the 1960s
[00:07:08] and move on to Taiwanese movies from the 1990s, man?
[00:07:12] Like the world has changed a lot in the limited time that I've been here.
[00:07:20] Plus two Taipei story.
[00:07:21] Can I tell you something?
[00:07:22] I was playing Sine2NerdalBattles yesterday for a YouTube video.
[00:07:26] Dude takes me back to Akira Kurosawa.
[00:07:29] I don't even know what movie it was, it was not one of the huge ones, but it was a Kurosawa movie.
[00:07:36] On a lark, I played Tokyo Story off of it, just to keep myself alive.
[00:07:40] Bro didn't know anything to play off of Tokyo Story.
[00:07:43] Guy with an encyclopedic knowledge of Akira Kurosawa films who can't name any other movie in Japanese mid-century history.
[00:07:50] I outed him as a fraud on a phony. I outed him as a fraud on a phony.
[00:07:55] I pierced his veil and he was one tapped.
[00:07:59] You care about my opinion on music?
[00:08:12] I'm 20.
[00:08:13] Bro, the fact that you're 20, like, I just wish you would stop talking about blood on
[00:08:17] the tracks.
[00:08:18] Like, oh, you don't like blood on the tracks that much?
[00:08:20] Yeah, bro.
[00:08:21] Like, four years ago you were in the 11th fucking grade.
[00:08:24] It's not an album, you're, I mean, your life is fucked up if you're vibing with
[00:08:29] blood on the tracks at age 16 that doesn't make any damn sense. That's a 30
[00:08:33] somethings album, bro.
[00:08:43] 20 year olds are not talking about blood on the tracks lol internet Jonesy meet
[00:08:47] Yeti Yeti meet internet Jonesy.
[00:08:52] Bob Dylan was 18 when he wrote it. Wrong. He's 37, I think.
[00:09:08] I can't believe it's been 10 years since 24 Carat Magic. Y'all, are you doing anything to celebrate?
[00:09:13] What you're playing to do?
[00:09:15] 24 Carat Magic.
[00:09:18] Free Willins, Free Willins still the best Bob Dylan album. You are 22 or 70. And
[00:09:23] that's fine. Everybody's got to be an age and you don't really get to choose.
[00:09:32] I do have to ask though, if Free Willins is your favorite Bob Dylan, are you the
[00:09:35] type of beast that like puts on oven mitts to take something out of the
[00:09:38] microwave? Frayed you might feel something? You really, I ain't saying you
[00:09:44] tree in me I'm kind could have done better but I don't mind that's that's as
[00:09:52] much heat as you're willing to put up with you just kind of wasted my precious
[00:09:59] time well don't think twice it's alright buddy you never microwave the bowl of
[00:10:06] chili for two minutes when the bowl is hot but the chili's still cold and if
[00:10:11] if the heat has come out sizzling, bro.
[00:10:16] You know what feels wrong?
[00:10:17] The fact that you can put something in the microwave
[00:10:20] for like 10 minutes.
[00:10:21] But bro, it actually happens.
[00:10:24] Sometimes you'll like pre-cook an entire potato
[00:10:28] in the microwave.
[00:10:28] When you turn that shit to eight minutes,
[00:10:30] you're like, I better stick around just in case.
[00:10:34] You never, I'm basically hitting this
[00:10:38] the concentrated dose of gamma radiation. Bread gets hot in 5 seconds. Bro, Apollo, you
[00:10:45] ever melt butter in the microwave? It's the most fucked up thing of all time. If you're
[00:10:49] trying to go from fridge butter to like semi soft butter, there's literally like a 1.1
[00:10:54] second window. You'll put it in for like 12 seconds and it'll come out as cold as
[00:11:00] it was when you took it out of the fridge. If you put it in for 5 more seconds, it's
[00:11:03] It's just a puddle.
[00:11:05] It's so crazy.
[00:11:15] This could change the power level.
[00:11:19] Good point.
[00:11:23] It feels heretical to change the power on the microwave from max.
[00:11:27] But you know what?
[00:11:28] I also, I mean, I never thought I would be
[00:11:33] an inverter turbo defrost guy.
[00:11:35] I never thought I would be a sensor cook reheat guy,
[00:11:38] but both of those functions, I'm gonna go ahead and say it.
[00:11:40] They've got some serious intellectuals
[00:11:43] working down at the microwave department.
[00:11:45] Those both work, man.
[00:11:54] Yeah, popcorn button is fucked up.
[00:11:56] I want to see a Jerry Seinfeld Netflix comedy
[00:12:00] about the constant battle between the popcorn producers
[00:12:04] and the microwave popcorn algorithm creators.
[00:12:09] Cause every bag of Orville Redenbacher says,
[00:12:12] ignore the popcorn button on your microwave.
[00:12:17] Put it in for three minutes.
[00:12:20] And then if you hear six seconds between kernels,
[00:12:23] stop it immediately or it's too late, it'll be on fire.
[00:12:26] Are you going to watch the new season of Scrubs?
[00:12:33] Nope, I'm going to watch David Cronenberg's Dead Ringers, which I'm 45 minutes into at
[00:12:37] present.
[00:12:39] I'm starting to think the twins ain't all alright, man.
[00:12:44] Starting to think the twins, they got a little, a certain darkness lurking under
[00:12:48] the surface, bro.
[00:12:53] What possessed you to watch Love in the Afternoon?
[00:12:59] Someone in my Discord said that it was one of their favorite movies and I said, look
[00:13:02] at that, it's on the Criterion Channel.
[00:13:08] And then I watched it.
[00:13:11] I took it to the bike and I watched it.
[00:13:23] Isn't that a recommendation though?
[00:13:24] Yeah, but that person has like rapport.
[00:13:27] You're just like ones and zeros to me.
[00:13:29] No disrespect.
[00:13:32] Apollo recommended the pit.
[00:13:33] I've been making my way through the pit very slowly.
[00:13:35] I'm basically in real time.
[00:13:40] I'm living my life a little bit like Dr. Robbie right now.
[00:13:43] But you're just like, I mean, no disrespect,
[00:13:45] but I don't know who you are.
[00:13:46] And a movie recommendation from a stranger
[00:13:48] is basically like just a mosquito.
[00:13:51] It's like being bit by a mosquito a little bit, it's just sort of, I mean, at best it's
[00:13:58] just sort of there.
[00:14:00] True, I get it.
[00:14:12] You know me, watch Rat Race.
[00:14:13] I probably saw it before you were born, to be honest, because I did see that in theaters,
[00:14:17] And I was extremely excited to see it in theaters.
[00:14:35] Old ass fuck you.
[00:14:36] You'll be there too, one day, Yeti.
[00:14:39] I was thinking about that.
[00:14:40] It's crazy that you don't get to pick your age.
[00:14:43] I still think it's so fucked up that you're 20 and I'm 37.
[00:14:46] like this is the only time actually basically like every single day that goes onwards in
[00:14:53] the eyes of everybody else you and I get closer in age and all I mean by that is that when
[00:14:59] I was like 17 and you were just born we were like holy fuck these people could not be any
[00:15:04] more different but like basically from now until the the days that both of us die we're
[00:15:10] just two lines that get closer but never actually converge. And like in a hundred years, I mean,
[00:15:18] it was the year 20, you were born 2006, I was born 1988. In a hundred years, they'll be like,
[00:15:22] what's the difference? Not really, though. The same way we look at the way, how much
[00:15:28] different do you think it is if someone's born in 1860 versus like 1880? We go, that's the same
[00:15:35] mother fucker those that's owned right there and then as the time goes on it's
[00:15:40] like it's going to compress in the centuries bro like we look at mother
[00:15:43] fuckers from like the 1500s and 1600s and the 1700s and we go what's the
[00:15:48] fucking difference and meanwhile we're out here like well that's a 37-year-old
[00:15:52] opinion as a 31-year-old I would never hold that buddy we're cosmically linked
[00:15:55] for all time if you wanted to draw delineation between us you had a
[00:15:59] couple of years right when you were fucking born you were too busy sucking
[00:16:03] on your mom's titties to actually know about what's important in life. As a result, now
[00:16:08] we're inextricably linked cosmically for all of eternity. Great, way to go.
[00:16:19] Get ready because you're 20, right? So you're 20. You were born in 2006. You were 10 when
[00:16:23] Trump got elected for the first time. Get ready to be blamed for it. And we know now
[00:16:28] Now in 2026, that doesn't make a lick of sense.
[00:16:31] But in 2060, your grandkids are going to be like, how'd you let that shit happen?
[00:16:35] And you're going to have to say some shit like, well, I was in the fourth fucking grade.
[00:16:40] They're going to be like, yeah, whatever.
[00:16:52] Jokes on you, I'm Canadian.
[00:16:53] They're going to play bus too.
[00:16:56] which I personally think is even less fair,
[00:17:00] because I've been doing my part for the resistance
[00:17:02] by making fun of it for a while.
[00:17:04] And that's where my talents are most effective.
[00:17:10] I did everything I possibly could.
[00:17:17] Sorry if I spam things multiple times,
[00:17:19] I have Zoomer, dementia,
[00:17:20] and I forget things when I alt tab.
[00:17:22] That's fucking real, dude.
[00:17:23] That might be fucking real.
[00:17:26] Digital equivalent of walking through a door made me sad when you said people don't enjoy
[00:17:46] screwball comedies.
[00:17:48] My endure, I don't know if you're still here, or if you give a fuck, or if you give a fuck,
[00:17:54] Apollo.
[00:17:55] You might not give a fuck.
[00:17:56] The realest shit I ever said about Letterbox is people will watch their favorite comedy
[00:18:00] of all time and then give it like a three and a half in a heart.
[00:18:07] It's a sad world out there, bro.
[00:18:09] People will, thank you for talking about the naked gun.
[00:18:11] People will write a review that's like, this is the greatest comedy I've seen in years
[00:18:15] and then give it a three and a half out of five because they don't, oh, I can't
[00:18:19] give it the same score.
[00:18:20] I gave it in the mood for love.
[00:18:24] I mean, it's good, but is it as life-affirming as in the mood for love?
[00:18:28] I don't know.
[00:18:31] She had a body like a hotel shower.
[00:18:34] No matter how much you play with the knobs, she just got hotter.
[00:18:37] That's not from the movie.
[00:18:38] That's my own original joke, but I liked it when it popped into my head.
[00:18:45] That's you with fantasy movies, though?
[00:18:47] Not really.
[00:18:48] All the Lord of the Rings are five stars, even though the ants are pissing me off
[00:18:52] in the second movie. When they do that shit that's like we've decided and then
[00:18:57] Mary and Pippin get excited and they're like we've decided to talk more about it
[00:19:03] and you're like mother fucker. God damn it.
[00:19:15] They take a while to say anything. Oh that's that we've decided. We've
[00:19:20] You've decided you are not orcs.
[00:19:24] Brother!
[00:19:25] I like on message to all friends when you said your favorite movies were science fiction
[00:19:34] because you were too scared to say you love past lives.
[00:19:37] That's not the case.
[00:19:38] For every action there's an equal and opposite reaction.
[00:19:41] They were glazing me as some kind of like God of cinema because I've seen movies from
[00:19:45] the 1990s.
[00:19:46] which point I had to take myself down a peg with a little memento mori and say
[00:19:50] actually I'm an idiot whose favorite movie is basically like any movie where
[00:19:54] people go to space if they had said some shit like wow your fucking taste is
[00:20:00] horrible I would have been like well actually I think Celine song is the
[00:20:03] goat for past lives
[00:20:16] would you agree the best sci-fi who done it is the thing can I say something I
[00:20:20] like the thing I think the thing is a great movie but it is on a list of movies
[00:20:24] I never want to talk about or hear about ever again the thing tie-hard Jurassic
[00:20:30] Park back to the future first Ghostbusters movie just don't want to
[00:20:36] hear about it. It is clobber. It's clobber in time. It's clobber in time. Back to the
[00:20:50] future is pretty rewatchable IMO. Huge if true. Has anyone ever thought of this? Has anyone
[00:20:54] ever told TBS to the super station that back to the future is pretty rewatchable.
[00:21:01] Apollo, are you still here?
[00:21:15] It's so much fun to just talk and not play video games and then people also love it the
[00:21:19] most.
[00:21:24] then like some 36 year old will be up in your comments saying some shit like are
[00:21:27] you gonna play tales of briseria are you gonna take your robaxa set the hell
[00:21:37] are you talking about am I gonna play tales of briseria are you hearing
[00:21:41] yourself what the no idea what that shit even is bro I saw it on Metacritic
[00:21:48] when I was looking up reviews of the new resident evil I feel a
[00:21:53] attack, good then you know what it's like.
[00:21:57] Gamers have a tip of the cap and a bacon of the narwhal to Ricky Peacock, Twitch.tv
[00:22:03] slash Ricky Peacock who was playing a bunch of demos in Steam, Next Gamefest, Done Quick
[00:22:09] or whatever.
[00:22:10] And one of the ones that he played was Rune Dice and I said hey this game looks really
[00:22:14] cool, what is it?
[00:22:15] It is a dice builder slash deck builder, but what you do is you basically flick
[00:22:21] a dice at other dice. If the dice are combined, like if they're the same value, they combine
[00:22:28] and then keep, they bounce to another dice and to another dice and another dice and another
[00:22:32] dice. So it's got a little crazy bones aspect to it as well. And you try to get some physics
[00:22:37] based combos going while also building your deck proportionally. So let's, let's do our
[00:22:42] tutorial here and they'll probably explain it better than I ever could, man. Throw
[00:22:48] dice and matching values to merge them. Merge, I think I should also be, if I had the guess,
[00:22:54] I'm gonna put myself right there. Throw dice and matching values to merge them. Merge dice,
[00:23:00] jump towards the nearest die with the same value. And then the thing that you really need to know,
[00:23:04] because you're gonna be like, wait, why aren't you scoring dice? The thing that you really
[00:23:07] need to know is that when you merge dice, they show up here as your attack, or as your
[00:23:14] move I should say so we're gonna flick at this one it's gonna bounce to the two
[00:23:18] and then that's gonna make a three and you see we got two ones and two twos if
[00:23:22] I'm not mistaken that'll end up being six damages you can see based on the
[00:23:25] sword there okay so ones are gonna merge and then they're gonna move the
[00:23:28] twos and then maybe the two will move to a three me personally what if we
[00:23:32] ricochet off the wall bounce to the one bounce to the two bounce to the
[00:23:35] three
[00:23:38] I bet y'all he's gonna encroach ever so slightly closer sorry what one to
[00:23:43] the one to the two to the three and now we got a four sit in here look at this
[00:23:46] there's no way you live through that bro
[00:23:51] that's the basic mechanics but then you get different dice types as well like
[00:23:55] look at this regular dice deal damage equal to their value special dice like
[00:24:00] stun poison and coin have unique effects field refresh resets all dice
[00:24:04] plan ahead so in two turns all these dice that we build are gonna like go
[00:24:09] back to their base levels I think. So let me think, we want ones to combine, backstab
[00:24:14] targets the last enemy and does more damage. How about some ones that combine into twos that
[00:24:20] then turn into threes? And we got a little backstab in there. And then we got some damage
[00:24:25] to the front, Andy. Now that we got a three, is there any easy way to get us to a three
[00:24:32] being digested? I think there is if we just grab that. They're just a little bit
[00:24:37] more okay that was huge this is puzzle bobble because you shoot up puzzle bobble
[00:24:45] peak arcade cabinet to find at the local electronics boutique for a beast like me
[00:24:51] what is this gives you coins and this produces some poison all right let's go
[00:24:58] let's go straight to the coin and then we'll also add a little bit of poison
[00:25:01] into the hopper, it's that easy.
[00:25:06] Greatest day of my life, bro.
[00:25:07] Greatest day of my life.
[00:25:09] Chumlee's never had arcade cabinets.
[00:25:11] Kilburn, only story I really have about Chumlee's,
[00:25:14] except for, I think that is where I bought Pimp My Ride
[00:25:16] for the Xbox 360, is I went in there once
[00:25:20] and they had a picture on the wall
[00:25:21] that was like, if you know this guy, tell us,
[00:25:23] because he keeps stealing all of our games
[00:25:25] and it was the dude I went to high school with
[00:25:26] and I just got out of there.
[00:25:27] I was like, I know what you're gonna say,
[00:25:30] Like if you see someone shoplifting, no you didn't.
[00:25:33] But like this was a locally run used game store.
[00:25:36] And I don't really, it wasn't like even stealing like bread
[00:25:42] and vegetables and stuff like that.
[00:25:43] But I was still like,
[00:25:44] I don't really want to get involved with this.
[00:25:46] But yes, I do know who that is.
[00:25:48] Can't reach matching dice, use physics.
[00:25:51] Bounce dice off others to create mergers.
[00:25:53] Runes can be used during combat
[00:25:55] without starting your turn.
[00:25:56] Drag a rune onto the field to activate its effect.
[00:25:59] Pulls nearby dice together without starting your turn.
[00:26:04] I see.
[00:26:04] So we could shoot a two into a two.
[00:26:08] Yeah, shoot a two into a two, which will make a three, which
[00:26:11] will then merge with the coin.
[00:26:12] And we could probably, I wonder if we use this.
[00:26:16] Could we just create a three earlier
[00:26:18] by bouncing these guys together, which then has created a four.
[00:26:22] Holy cow.
[00:26:24] I don't think we can get much more motion than that,
[00:26:26] to be honest.
[00:26:29] trying to think if we could be nice to get two well we need we need a three here
[00:26:34] to start a combo so instead what we're gonna do is just bounce it here and I'll
[00:26:37] live with that either way I'm pretty sure you're freaking dead bro never mind I
[00:26:41] don't know math and then a two into a two that then becomes a three and then
[00:26:47] becomes a four this might sound crazy bro watch this
[00:26:52] Mission failed and we got shot with a big arrow.
[00:26:58] We needed two that hits a two in order to make a three.
[00:27:03] I guess we could have just shot our one into a one to make it into a two, that's all so
[00:27:06] fair.
[00:27:09] And we can fast forward because we know the math.
[00:27:13] Enough learning go play.
[00:27:16] Most based game developer of all time.
[00:27:18] Okay.
[00:27:19] Fourth select boss hard mode. We don't need to do all that. Let's just get started
[00:27:23] Bro, where do we go first skull for a tough battle or go here for a regular battle start me off with a tough battle, bro
[00:27:31] What is this?
[00:27:33] Dodge die
[00:27:37] Also grants one dodge on hero per merge per merge. What is this big badaboom the Costco guys?
[00:27:44] I'm the type of beast I think we can get a serious combo going if we could get a
[00:27:50] four here's what I'm thinking the one goes into the one merges with the two
[00:27:54] merges with the three and then we've got a four on the field now what's the
[00:28:03] purpose of having a four well ideally at some point to get to a five could you
[00:28:10] move camera please you know what I mean I guess I could I guess I could put it
[00:28:17] here it's unlikely I'm gonna be generating that many dice and you can
[00:28:20] actually see them as they come in um that seems right for me I would like to
[00:28:25] hit this one and then get this this and this but I don't know if it's gonna work
[00:28:28] like that let's try as I there's a little bit of hubris involved I ain't
[00:28:33] gonna lie to you I don't think you're gonna be able to make it bro I
[00:28:37] Think we want to bounce bounce off of the three hit the one merge with the two merge with the three. Oh
[00:28:44] Okay, that was kind of slag with it
[00:28:48] We did still leave this guy alive though, I bet if he gets up here he's gonna do an awful lot of damage
[00:28:52] That would be my guess
[00:28:54] Okay, we got another one we want ones to merge with twos to then merge with threes. I think it's just like this
[00:29:01] How did that?
[00:29:02] How did that happen?
[00:29:04] Okay, we got a full field refresh, so we did nothing.
[00:29:07] I'm getting a little too cute with it.
[00:29:08] I'd say that's obvious.
[00:29:09] Let's take a Dodge Dice in there.
[00:29:11] You're dead.
[00:29:13] We have a Dodge.
[00:29:15] We have Dodged.
[00:29:16] We should probably focus on our Dodge a little bit more often.
[00:29:19] I don't think there's any chance we sneak this in.
[00:29:21] I think you take your easy shot.
[00:29:25] Maybe there's a future in which we can get these fours to merge into a five.
[00:29:30] What is this?
[00:29:31] random enemy with two extra typical dice value interesting bro here's what I'm
[00:29:36] thinking hit this two into this two to make a three that then merge merges with
[00:29:41] the four oh it actually works it works for once
[00:29:48] and then choose reward blind strike die heal 13 HP or a new healing die I want
[00:29:54] more blind strike die bro absolutely more damage damage is defense
[00:30:00] essentially okay dodge is huge goes to a two goes to a three we're feeling pretty
[00:30:08] good nothing wrong with that we probably try to prioritize getting our
[00:30:14] blind strike die at some point but that's okay good dodge good dodge okay
[00:30:18] we ricochet this two into this two bounces with the three hits the four
[00:30:23] Okay, that's just a ruthless bounce. I can't be too upset about that one
[00:30:28] Okay, check this out bounce the three into the three and this three into this three with the same freaking shot Karem style. Oh
[00:30:40] It almost works
[00:30:41] Field refresh in one turn so we in one turn this is all gonna reset to like base values
[00:30:46] We got to change this we got to get some payoff here
[00:30:50] So it's got to be three into three merge with the four. I believe it'll hit
[00:30:57] Get fried, Bozo
[00:31:00] Okay, we got more dice on the field. I definitely want the blind strike die. Oh my god, how do you not hit? How do you not hit?
[00:31:08] Okay, ones into ones into twos which then go into threes guys, I'm taking way too much damage. Please stop shooting me
[00:31:14] 1's into 2's that go into the blind strike 3.
[00:31:21] Whatever that's enough damage.
[00:31:26] Heal 9, a life rune.
[00:31:28] Heals hero for 8.
[00:31:32] I mean you know what?
[00:31:33] Having a one time use rune might not be the worst thing in the world.
[00:31:36] Let's go click on his treasure chest.
[00:31:38] Oh it's a mimic.
[00:31:40] We got to do, please each turn, kill before escape to claim treasure.
[00:31:44] We got to do 50 damage.
[00:31:45] Okay, we don't need dodges at all.
[00:31:47] What we need is to get a great blind strike die going here by bouncing a 2 into a 2.
[00:31:52] And then we'll also become a 1 with a 1, which makes a 2, which will hit this, which
[00:31:55] will merge with this to make a 4.
[00:31:57] Wait, for once we actually called our shot and got it.
[00:32:01] Okay, then moving backwards.
[00:32:05] We need more blind strike die.
[00:32:08] Off the 1, no that'll make a 2.
[00:32:11] Off the 2, into the 2, blind strike into the 3 to make a 4 and we hit a 1 here which combines
[00:32:18] with a 2.
[00:32:22] Swag.
[00:32:26] I think it's going to escape.
[00:32:27] I've decided it's probably going to escape.
[00:32:33] less than 13 damage. I need my 4s to combine. No, no, no, this is this is big. Send the
[00:32:42] one in deep becomes a 4. I thought there was a 20 damage. And now have you noticed that
[00:32:51] the dice bounce towards like dice? Yeah, I did a tutorial about three minutes ago
[00:32:54] and I read it out loud. Um, a new backstab die or bomb die targets all enemies for dice
[00:33:00] value or the last. Honestly a backstab die to deal with like healers or wizards or
[00:33:06] something always seems to be good in games like this. Take me to the mini boss
[00:33:10] battle. See this is what I'm saying I'm worried about this fella don't get me
[00:33:14] wrong immune the control effects but we can take care of the ranged enemies by
[00:33:21] hitting the backstab bro. Enemy shield die okay so we don't want to merge
[00:33:26] with these ones if possible. Understandable, have a good day.
[00:33:31] Line strike could be big too. Didn't we have a backstab somewhere?
[00:33:37] Maybe I didn't pick it. Maybe I picked the wrong thing because I was
[00:33:40] excoriating a chatter. Either way, I think we just go three into three to make a fourth.
[00:33:48] And then preferably our four would not hit the boss dive, which we did,
[00:33:51] so we'll take a little damage off that, but we did a lot of damage too.
[00:33:56] Now, I mean, this is a great chain here as long as we don't accidentally hit the enemy
[00:34:04] shield die.
[00:34:05] I guess it was a shield instead of a hit.
[00:34:06] Oh, it is highlighted in green.
[00:34:09] One to one, to two, to three, to four, leaves a five on the board.
[00:34:14] Here's your shield.
[00:34:21] And then a back stab.
[00:34:22] I can't, I can't really get, oh, maybe I can get to it.
[00:34:25] Bouncing two twos into each other and then bouncing hopefully towards this three although it could easily hit that one or
[00:34:32] No, no, this is it bro land the shot the ones into twos this bounces all the way to the three easily
[00:34:42] We go again
[00:34:45] Okay, we did shit. Oh my god, but we made a freaking six bro, but we did get some backstab damage in there
[00:34:55] Alright, we do have a blind strike die right there.
[00:34:58] Let's get a dodge into a two, into a blind strike three.
[00:35:02] Oh, into a boss shielding for a little bit.
[00:35:05] Where's this blind strike at?
[00:35:07] Kill the ranged enemy, that's big.
[00:35:09] We have a dodge, we've dodged successfully.
[00:35:11] Ideally we need to do 14 damage this turn.
[00:35:13] How's that gonna happen?
[00:35:15] I don't know if it is gonna happen.
[00:35:18] Upgrade one of your dice, holy shit.
[00:35:20] Two's into twos and a three's into four, hopefully.
[00:35:23] It didn't hit the backstab, but that stay seems pretty good.
[00:35:29] What should we...I would rather upgrade...upgrade my three blind strike into a four, bro.
[00:35:35] I believe in it.
[00:35:37] And then you should basically be dead.
[00:35:41] Unless I've accidentally given you too much shield.
[00:35:43] I killed you before you got it.
[00:35:45] Thank God.
[00:35:46] Poison die or a bomb die or a life room.
[00:35:50] Dude, give me another life room.
[00:35:52] I'm happy with that current setup. New Relic, paralyzing strike. Backstab die also stuns
[00:35:59] the target for one turn. Sure, it's a Relic and we don't have any Relics. Relics are
[00:36:03] OP, it's the universal troop in these games. What do I like? These are our only special
[00:36:12] die we have 15 points gives hero 10 shields I mean more blind strikes seem
[00:36:23] awesome and even a small blind strike sure why not man no no no don't don't
[00:36:30] clog the pool don't clog the pool though 25% chance that you're throwing dice
[00:36:38] will be a poison dice? Why not man? Why not? I think it does have the sauce for sure.
[00:36:46] I would like to exit the shop. There we go. I mean it's got physics, it's got
[00:36:55] strategy, that's not to like man. Enemy's power dice. This guy will
[00:37:00] strengthen the marked enemy boosting their attack against your hero. We
[00:37:06] We would like to, if possible, score a backstab die to kill these wizards as soon as possible.
[00:37:15] I'm going to hit the twos into each other to get to the backstab.
[00:37:25] It didn't really work y'all.
[00:37:26] I may be dead.
[00:37:29] How about into two, into three, and then into four, you're right there, bro!
[00:37:35] Backstab though the backstab also stunned that's big a dodge might be might be peak here
[00:37:40] I bet we can go one
[00:37:42] To two to three to one of the four is preferably a blind strike, but oh it strengthened the enemy instead
[00:37:49] Maybe he'll be dead
[00:37:53] Confirm not dead but big dodges I
[00:37:56] Think it's the same thing ones to twos to threes to a four and then we get a field refresh not getting a six hearts
[00:38:01] But that's the next guy's problem
[00:38:05] One of these days I'm going to master the physics then it's fucking over for you guys
[00:38:19] because I'm going to bounce this two into that two and it's going to kick off a fucking
[00:38:22] chain reaction.
[00:38:23] Get ready.
[00:38:24] Oh it fucking works!
[00:38:27] It fucking works!
[00:38:29] I guess we could probably use a dodge huh?
[00:38:33] You know what?
[00:38:35] rune me bring me back into this um back stabs an easy play I almost feel like
[00:38:45] these blind strikes would be better but I don't think I can land it to be oh you
[00:38:48] know what we got a great chain reaction here as well it's just gonna say as long
[00:38:51] as you get over top look at the dice we scored in like one millisecond bro and
[00:38:59] and then we are going to kill you.
[00:39:01] Let's try to get some coins in the process.
[00:39:07] Take place.
[00:39:12] Kill me for 12.
[00:39:13] I'm right, we don't need to thicken the pool with garbage.
[00:39:15] Oh dude, we gotta be one more battle
[00:39:17] than we can jester max.
[00:39:20] I've just recently learned about jester maxing
[00:39:22] and I feel like it's the missing piece
[00:39:25] to kind of put my whole life in the context, bro.
[00:39:28] I think 1's into 2, into 3, into 4.
[00:39:32] Snoop Doggy Dog and Dr. Dre are at your door.
[00:39:41] I would like to get the dodge here, but I think we could probably...
[00:39:45] We could shoot 2's into 2's, 3, 4, and then maybe start to...
[00:39:49] If we get a really big bounce, there's a chance that we could get a 5-6 combo here.
[00:39:56] One's in the twos and the three's in the fours into a six.
[00:40:03] Oh!
[00:40:06] Be really nice to hit this into that into this because I don't, here I don't think we're
[00:40:17] making any play unless we want to bounce this to this.
[00:40:21] Actually that might be doable bro.
[00:40:23] Let's give it a try.
[00:40:25] It's more than doable.
[00:40:26] already done. The Bada Boom targets all enemies. This is a I mean we're gonna
[00:40:37] Bada Boom you because it goes one, two, three, four, five, six. Easiest play of my life.
[00:40:50] Amplify, increases all dice values on the field by one. Let's try that out.
[00:40:55] It is a one-time use only, but still.
[00:41:00] The Jester.
[00:41:01] Field refresh in one turn.
[00:41:04] Okay, we definitely want to upgrade as many of our dyes as possible.
[00:41:09] Treasure chest allows you to choose, and these allow you to heal, and this gives you money.
[00:41:12] So this is like a puzzle. Where's the best shot?
[00:41:17] To be honest with you, I really want to upgrade dye though.
[00:41:19] But there's like one to two to three to four.
[00:41:22] That's like good value, but it's all life and a little bit of money.
[00:41:26] One to two, and then you're trying to make a crazy jump to get to the three.
[00:41:34] It would be awesome if it were one to two.
[00:41:39] There might be a bounce in here somewhere too, you never know, right?
[00:41:41] Like shoot the three, this becomes a three, which merges with the three to become a four.
[00:41:48] I think we just take the easy way out and pray.
[00:41:50] I would say the prayer worked out pretty nicely to be honest.
[00:41:56] I would like better dodges.
[00:41:58] Let's get better dodges.
[00:42:01] Let's take a four-piece backstab.
[00:42:03] We need some higher values if we're going to get better chains.
[00:42:09] Enemy powered dice.
[00:42:11] We just want to make sure we're not leaving ourselves with like two few ones.
[00:42:15] So I think 1 into 2 into 3 into a 4, please.
[00:42:22] Alright, I think we play for the dodge this time.
[00:42:27] Oh, physics.
[00:42:31] That's alright, still doing fine on life.
[00:42:40] I think we want to do a one-chain reaction.
[00:42:43] One to two to three to four
[00:42:46] Might be tough to get a five, but oh my god you blocked me. How could you I?
[00:42:56] Mean all we really got we we could get some four mergers pretty easily and this is our last turn
[00:43:00] Let's get it. Let's get a big backstab and a big blind strike and then to see where the world takes us man
[00:43:05] We actually got a kill on the back line which seems big.
[00:43:11] Okay, dodge over here.
[00:43:13] I feel like the dodge is of the utmost importance, but I would like to do some damage as well.
[00:43:18] Let's start with the dodge though.
[00:43:20] Oh!
[00:43:21] Okay, I don't know what, if they get close to me, I'm assuming they do like almost
[00:43:28] all of their HP is damage or something.
[00:43:32] I don't know.
[00:43:33] answer for you but we need this is a combo play simple as I'm gonna power you up
[00:43:40] because you're gonna die anyway let's get a lot of damage out there oh my god it
[00:43:43] just bounced over you have a three right next to you bro
[00:43:54] embarrassing I don't really want a blind strike I want I want backline damage
[00:44:02] and raw damage. Hit the three, merge to create a four, hit this one. One's merged with two,
[00:44:06] start their own chain reaction. That pretty much seems like exactly what we asked for.
[00:44:19] Poison one. This to me, this looks more like a combo play, but we gotta land the shot of our
[00:44:25] lives, bro. Not a problem for a beast like me. Huge shuffle room. Randomly repositions
[00:44:36] all dice on the field. I think I'll take my nine piece to be honest with you. Holy shit.
[00:44:46] I need a Kaboom.
[00:44:50] I'm just saying, man, plants are nothing to zombies at this scene.
[00:44:56] You don't need dodges early. Save the dodges for late.
[00:45:04] These are shields.
[00:45:05] Let's just, let's build a little bit. Let's build on the econ.
[00:45:11] Good. Getting a five out there with plenty of turns. I don't even mind.
[00:45:16] Now, the ones have no good combo potential right now.
[00:45:23] That's not good.
[00:45:24] And we want to leave some twos so that we can get to threes and get to fours, etc., etc.
[00:45:27] So I think to be honest with you, I mean, what do we have too many of?
[00:45:31] We have too many threes.
[00:45:33] Let's bounce off of three to create a four and then get another two out there by
[00:45:36] combining two ones.
[00:45:38] That actually seems A-OK to a guy like me.
[00:45:44] Obviously, we have forced the fives to sixes if we could land the shot, which I think is
[00:45:52] questionable.
[00:45:53] We could also just freaking hit this, because this kind of sucks.
[00:46:00] This part of the board kind of sucks ass, I think.
[00:46:03] I think we want to hit this and do absolutely nothing.
[00:46:18] Watch this.
[00:46:23] Guys, we might be in trouble.
[00:46:26] The rune just makes everything like slightly...
[00:46:28] Oh, Jesus Christ.
[00:46:32] Makes everything one better.
[00:46:33] I wish it clumped it all together, but it makes everything one value higher.
[00:46:37] Okay, this is a good combo potentially in here.
[00:46:42] That's a given.
[00:46:44] Now, this would be a great time to get some fucking, some dodges, because we have enemies
[00:46:51] right up in our face.
[00:46:54] You're supposed to go with the dodge too, bro!
[00:46:58] How could you? I'm gonna live. I'm definitely gonna live.
[00:47:02] Umm...
[00:47:05] I think there's a combo potential. 1 to 2, to 3, to 4, to 5.
[00:47:12] Now you are gonna be up in my face, which is not ideal.
[00:47:17] You do what? 5 damage, enemy attacks. I'm assuming for 5, okay.
[00:47:22] Umm...
[00:47:24] Thread the needle, give him a shield, but stack up two dodge.
[00:47:28] Didn't even give him a shield.
[00:47:29] Well, I did. I just didn't do it when I expected it, apparently.
[00:47:33] You're cooked. He literally can't hit me until this turn,
[00:47:36] when he's gonna hit me pretty good, I think.
[00:47:37] Um, field refresh in one turn.
[00:47:40] Let's wait on our... our Util.
[00:47:42] Oh!
[00:47:43] Okay, now... Util.
[00:47:48] Everything goes up by one.
[00:47:50] I guess we gotta take a combo shot then.
[00:47:52] Uh...
[00:47:53] twos into twos bro
[00:48:03] we lived
[00:48:14] threes into threes bro
[00:48:18] didn't even enter into my consciousness that we could ever miss that
[00:48:22] new relic healing touch 20% chance that you're throwing die will be a healing die
[00:48:26] I'm gonna take that over the tent over the little heel now I'm gonna take the
[00:48:30] little heel holy cow we are mahogany
[00:48:38] maybe we learn our lesson we go early dodges this time but there's such a
[00:48:42] good combo here with the back shots bro look they get that's like a seven
[00:48:47] peace backshot which literally means you should be cooked plus your stuns.
[00:48:53] Okay dodges into blind fire. I think we got more than we deserved on that one. I
[00:48:59] appreciate that. We did power up the wizard but he stunned anyway so who
[00:49:04] cares? And now we have a healing die.
[00:49:10] Really would be nice to kill you. Is that the sort of thing that that could
[00:49:15] happen? Yeah you just bounce this, bounce this into this, into this, into this, into that.
[00:49:28] Direct match then. Oh you bounced to the wrong fella!
[00:49:36] Easy mode though. Take dodges every single time.
[00:49:39] Now we got to kill frontline, backline.
[00:49:46] Two's become threes, become four's, kills backline.
[00:49:49] Frontline I don't know man, we'll take what we can get.
[00:49:53] Raw damage finishes the job, huge.
[00:50:00] Ones into twos into threes into fours into fives into sixes.
[00:50:04] I don't remember it took like a five and a four as values are just really good man.
[00:50:12] More dodge dice, absolutely.
[00:50:13] They might not have a cool effect but they're very useful.
[00:50:19] Let me get a healing die as well, I think we're gonna need it.
[00:50:28] I don't like this gameplay mechanic.
[00:50:37] Gamers, have you ever considered...
[00:50:40] It's alright, you're cool.
[00:50:43] I don't know who...
[00:50:44] It's probably the school system.
[00:50:46] It's probably...
[00:50:47] I'm like...
[00:50:48] Hurt people, hurt people is what I'm trying to say.
[00:50:49] Hurt people, hurt people.
[00:50:50] I'm not saying it's not your fault, because it's obviously your fault, but what I am
[00:50:55] saying is I don't think you're equipped to handle with grace me telling you that
[00:50:59] it's your fault without immediately fingering someone else for the blame so
[00:51:03] I'm gonna say hurt people hurt people I didn't I don't know I I wish I was your
[00:51:07] mother gamers in the chat who don't like new games but always complain about not
[00:51:11] playing new games I wish I was your mother I could have saved you I could
[00:51:17] have saved you man we got a freezer full of on crusticles that's all I'm
[00:51:21] saying. Okay we land the shot here and we get to upgrade a die. That's a crazy play.
[00:51:31] What kind? Strawberry I think. I mean better back steps would be so crazy.
[00:51:43] I really want to get this dodge die. I wonder if I just push you up against the wall if I can't
[00:51:48] if I can't force the issue here not quite not quite lad okay dodge die for sure
[00:51:55] would have been nice to get a double combo off that but upgraded die bouncing
[00:52:06] to a die makes it look a little weird oh you don't have any problem with the
[00:52:10] orc riding on a velociraptor that doesn't look weird to you it's just
[00:52:15] physics. Carl Sagan. Curious. In our least honest moments, we reveal our true selves.
[00:52:24] Remember that. Write that down. Boom to boom to boom to boom to boom to boom to boom to
[00:52:36] boom but we got our first seven.
[00:52:41] Oh!
[00:52:42] Oh!
[00:52:43] Oh!
[00:52:44] Insanely big backstab, can we make this happen?
[00:52:53] Yeah, yes, yes, easily right here, might miss the dodge, but we definitely get a big
[00:53:01] backstab.
[00:53:02] Which now that I think about it is not enough to get a kill, never mind it totally
[00:53:06] is maybe we shouldn't try to do arithmetic um you're likely going to die let's try to hit a three
[00:53:13] into a three so that we can get some uh healing off of this huge uh we need a life room big league
[00:53:21] bro magic alter what the fuck ancient symbols glow reacting to your dice the magic of this
[00:53:33] place is unpredictable. Choose a die and see what might happen. Perform rituals to
[00:53:39] increase the chance of a positive outcome. I'm gonna put a dodge die on it. I'm
[00:53:48] gonna donate money. Am I gonna destroy a random die? No I'm not but I am gonna
[00:53:57] donate five health from however much help I currently have which hopefully is
[00:54:04] more than five 75% chance to enhance it okay boom looking for this the five of
[00:54:12] dodge that's big for a beach like me and we still got 11 HP in a life room what
[00:54:23] are you guys you spawn spiders strengthens the marked enemy okay and
[00:54:27] and we've got a webbed up die as well, okay.
[00:54:30] Use the room to start with, that's a given.
[00:54:33] What do we wanna do?
[00:54:35] Backline units being dead would be huge.
[00:54:37] Do we have a combo piece?
[00:54:38] We definitely have threes to fours.
[00:54:40] I don't think we have, we don't have any four die
[00:54:41] to chain.
[00:54:51] Guys, I'm not feeling so hot.
[00:54:52] Um, sounds crazy.
[00:54:57] Five into the two twos, makes a three, hits a four, bounces into the five and creates a six.
[00:55:07] Okay, it went exactly as planned.
[00:55:09] I did strengthen the boss, but that's pretty much the way we drew it up.
[00:55:17] Spiderweb, this guy cannot merge.
[00:55:20] I mean the dodges, it will strengthen you, you'll become a 4, a 4 is basically useless
[00:55:31] but having a double dodge kind of nice, and we at least take care of one enemy.
[00:55:38] Be nice to get these backstabs in here too, because it does stun for a turn.
[00:55:44] What if we ricochet and then throw ourselves into the mix here?
[00:55:50] the way we drew it up it kind of worked we get a stun nonetheless I'd like to live if possible
[00:56:02] twos into threes into fours into fives into sixes
[00:56:13] off the web off the web
[00:56:15] How could they? Dude, I want to play more Rune Dice. This is a demo. It's available in the Steam
[00:56:24] Next Fest summer games done quick. We don't have time to play anymore right now, but I want to play
[00:56:30] some more maybe next week. Seems great so far. Slashmarker that and call that Rune Dice. Alright,
[00:56:39] we are going to play the new Resident Evil here in just a second, but let me go to the
[00:56:43] bathroom. I'll be right back.
[00:57:13] you
[00:57:43] you
[00:58:13] you
[00:59:13] I'm just teasing you with it.
[00:59:42] Just giving you a little tease with it with the...
[00:59:49] Wait, here, try this one.
[01:00:01] You know what I'm talking about?
[01:00:12] new Goucho, something like that. It ended on Just Dance 2026. That could be the new
[01:00:34] to any mini-mini-mo.
[01:00:52] I think we're ready to go, man.
[01:01:04] Trenchmarker Resident Evil Requiem.
[01:01:10] Wake up on a Resident Evil Requiem is now available.
[01:01:15] I do have to say when we get started today, A, I'm super excited, B,
[01:01:19] this stream is sponsored by Capcom in partnership with Nintendo.
[01:01:23] I am playing this on the Nintendo Switch 2.
[01:01:26] I'm excited to give it a try.
[01:01:28] Resident Evil Requiem is the new mainline Resident Evil game in which you play as two
[01:01:35] different characters with two very different vibes.
[01:01:37] Of course you have Leon S. Kennedy who I have been told when I read some of the context.
[01:01:44] They made him a little daddy if I may say so myself.
[01:01:46] I mean that in the most complimentary way that I possibly can.
[01:01:51] That's a little bit more of your action horror type Resident Evil 4 vibe but then
[01:01:55] And you also get to play, as Grace Ashcroft, a little bit more traditional, survival horror,
[01:02:02] inventory management, every single resource is absolutely precious.
[01:02:07] Go check it out for yourself.
[01:02:08] It's available now.
[01:02:11] Exclamation Point Requiem.
[01:02:13] Scroll down below the video player.
[01:02:14] Click on the panel.
[01:02:15] It'll take you to more information about it.
[01:02:18] What's the game on the far right?
[01:02:20] I will say, but just before we get started, I have been playing a lot of games in
[01:02:22] the Nintendo Switch too.
[01:02:23] This indicates the games that my five-year-old daughter loves to play.
[01:02:27] We've resurfaced a couple of games here, including Just Dance 2026.
[01:02:30] But anyway, we're moving on.
[01:02:31] Let's close Mario Tennis Fever.
[01:02:33] And that is indeed me that is playing the game right now.
[01:02:36] Now, just briefly, I was going to say,
[01:02:42] they usually, they bring up a little settings menu in a Eula rate at the start.
[01:02:45] But I am looking forward to it.
[01:02:48] Another thing about Resident Evil Requiem I'm very excited about is you can
[01:02:52] change the camera freely between first person and third person which is big for
[01:02:56] a guy like me who gets really scared in the first person and in the third person
[01:03:02] only gets a little bit scared I would say all this is right I would say until
[01:03:10] the pattern is no longer visible usually I like to let's keep it right around
[01:03:17] down there. Adjust until the pattern is no longer visible. That looks all right. Adjust
[01:03:28] to your preferred brightness. Seems fine for a beast like me. Would you like to change
[01:03:35] the perspective? You can change the setting via the camera in the options menu. Sure,
[01:03:41] we can change the perspective as we play. We'll play in first person as Grace because
[01:03:45] That's the suggestion in third person as as Leon, but that's okay. Oh my god
[01:03:49] Did you see that it was like a motion sickness setting they love me, bro? Please enter my age. Okay, literally
[01:03:57] It's illegal for you to ask me that
[01:03:59] Is this your correct age the age you've entered well there they're like seriously
[01:04:04] shouldn't you
[01:04:07] Shouldn't you be
[01:04:09] at rehab therapy right now? Shouldn't you be seeing a physical therapist for back pain or something?
[01:04:15] Bro, chill with me. Okay, give me a second here. Well, we do the Yula. I'm gonna accept all terms,
[01:04:20] but just in case they, you know, crash my social security number on the screen. Just give me a moment
[01:04:27] here. Seems like we're gonna be all right. I did read it. I just read really fast. Okay,
[01:04:34] Okay, we're gonna get started here.
[01:04:37] Main story, new game.
[01:04:40] Now, a lot of people in my audience
[01:04:42] are gonna suggest that we play on the casual mode.
[01:04:43] We're not gonna be playing on the casual mode.
[01:04:46] We'll be playing on, I mean,
[01:04:48] I consider myself a bit of a standard classic,
[01:04:50] but well, let's see what they're saying.
[01:04:52] Standard modern, a balanced experience
[01:04:55] at the standard difficulty for modern resident equals.
[01:04:58] Standard classic, they're basically saying
[01:05:02] that people from my generation,
[01:05:03] We're capable of being a little bit better at games than people from the current generation.
[01:05:07] That being said, I know my position.
[01:05:13] I'm more of a modern gamer myself.
[01:05:23] Oh my god.
[01:05:25] Jump scare.
[01:05:26] Sorry.
[01:05:33] kind of impressive. I know our typing speed must be at least like I'm going to say 110
[01:05:55] One ten words per minute?
[01:06:02] I mean it's kind of peanuts compared to a beast like me, but still it's pretty good, all things considered.
[01:06:09] I'm assuming she doesn't work out in the field as well.
[01:06:12] She can't even sit at her desk on ICQ all day.
[01:06:15] Grace!
[01:06:17] Grace Ashbroff.
[01:06:19] Yes?
[01:06:21] My office.
[01:06:23] Uh, uh, coming.
[01:06:27] You know, they say the environment in which you live in reflects the state of your mind.
[01:06:35] What does that say about somebody with an empty desk?
[01:06:37] Do you ever consider that?
[01:06:40] Do you ever consider that?
[01:06:41] This is about the report you asked for yesterday.
[01:06:44] It'll be ready in three.
[01:06:45] No, no, no. Two days tops.
[01:06:47] Put a hold on that for now.
[01:06:49] We found another body.
[01:06:50] One that exhibits the same pathology as the others who've been investigating.
[01:06:55] Now I need a good technical analyst on this.
[01:06:58] You okay?
[01:07:04] I need your eyes on the crime scene.
[01:07:07] I need you to get Sergeant Vasquez on this immediately.
[01:07:10] Can you pass this to him?
[01:07:12] I know that's where your mother was murdered and I know it'll be upsetting for you
[01:07:32] Alyssa died eight years ago get over it face the past
[01:07:38] There's thousands of other agents. I could have signed to this case.
[01:07:54] You think you can do this to me?
[01:07:56] But I'm a twisted man. And this is a twisted job. And this is a job for a twisted sister.
[01:08:03] Mister, report back to me with your findings.
[01:08:11] That's all for now.
[01:08:23] Something tells me that ain't all for now.
[01:08:27] Are you mewing right now? Like a kitten, bro.
[01:08:29] He said we're going for it.
[01:08:33] You know what I was thinking the other day, I live in a really rainy city, whatever happened
[01:08:42] to the washes man.
[01:08:47] You never see business people with like weird bags over their shoes anymore.
[01:08:52] That's that again?
[01:08:54] Sorry, is it too loud?
[01:09:00] Yes, I did it. Grace Renwick. Um, one second. Grace Renlau, we're gonna take it down to,
[01:09:13] like, here for the time being. Okay. Again, thank you again to Capcom and Nintendo for
[01:09:21] this sponsorship today. We're gonna be checking out Resident Evil Requiem, which
[01:09:24] is available now. Uh, exclamation point, Requiem to check out more information for
[01:09:29] yourself excuse me should be around here somewhere you got something to say to me
[01:09:39] this is actually freaking me out because I feel like this is not the way that I
[01:09:44] see the world I'm not that tall but this is making me feel like like I'm
[01:09:48] back in like the seventh grade
[01:09:52] Like I imagine this is probably what I would feel like if I went to the Netherlands and
[01:10:01] was just kind of hanging out in Amsterdam or something like that.
[01:10:08] Welcome to the beautiful and historic city of Renwood.
[01:10:11] Come soak in the nostalgia of a bygone era with chic art galleries, classic restaurants
[01:10:15] and plenty of stores where you can shop until you drop.
[01:10:18] If you want to get away from the modern hustle and bustle, Renwood is the place to be.
[01:10:22] Can I tell you something?
[01:10:24] In first person, I have a tendency to miss things that are in my vicinity.
[01:10:31] So what I'm going to do is go to third person, confirm it, and then I have a lot more confidence.
[01:10:42] I've long been a proponent of the idea that if life was lived in third person,
[01:10:47] It would be so much easier. In particular, driving. Can you imagine how much easier driving
[01:10:52] would be in third person versus first person? That would be so awesome, man. Like, you would
[01:10:58] never have to adjust a parallel parking job ever again in your life. Missing.
[01:11:04] Excuse me? Excuse me? You know, can I just tell you something? If you have the umbrella,
[01:11:12] you're supposed to yield the space under the awning for the people that do not have
[01:11:17] umbrellas. This is a Vancouver pet peeve of mine that I have. If you have an
[01:11:21] umbrella you'd leave the awning for the people that don't have umbrellas.
[01:11:28] Caution police line you better not cross man.
[01:11:36] Hey that's a restricted area. You can't go in there.
[01:11:41] Um, why?
[01:11:43] It's an act of crime scene.
[01:11:45] Didn't you see the tapes?
[01:11:46] I'm sorry.
[01:11:47] Um.
[01:11:49] You might not expect it.
[01:11:50] I'm actually with the Federal Bureau of Investigation.
[01:11:52] OK.
[01:11:57] Are you FBI?
[01:11:59] Yeah.
[01:12:00] Investigating all these strange deaths, huh?
[01:12:02] That's classified.
[01:12:03] It's the fifth one now, right?
[01:12:05] That's classified as well.
[01:12:07] I heard they all have the same weird bruises.
[01:12:09] So you think it's something infectious or terrorism or?
[01:12:14] You're sure asking a lot of questions for somebody named detective.
[01:12:19] Hey, are you with me?
[01:12:20] Oh, um, uh, there might be answers inside.
[01:12:26] Yeah, sure, right.
[01:12:33] She's on the list, man.
[01:12:34] Be careful in there. All buildings condemned. Where it is they're finally going to bring
[01:12:43] the whole place down.
[01:12:44] Yeah. Thanks.
[01:12:47] It wasn't really, it wasn't really medicine complement, but that's fine. Investigate
[01:12:55] the crime scene. I don't know. Everything seems to check out so far. Looks a pretty
[01:13:04] nice place, all things considered. Got everything, caution tape, garbage, buckets. Jagged metal,
[01:13:24] half walls that you can crouch under. Now I do know I'm perpetually on edge, because I
[01:13:36] do know that when you play as Grace, there's a certain Resident Evil Mr. X type
[01:13:45] vibe where you are kind of being pursued by, let's call them a large baddie
[01:13:49] that could at any time perhaps burst out of a wall or maybe like a lamp shaded
[01:13:55] door frame like this or something like that. Now I have a false sense of security
[01:13:59] because we're still very much in the early stages of what I'm assuming is
[01:14:03] kind of like a pseudo tutorial but at the same time at the same time I know
[01:14:08] you never get too comfortable because in Resident Evil 2 you could be at your
[01:14:11] friend's house or maybe like the first sleepover you've ever had at your
[01:14:14] friend's house and then all of a sudden you're playing Resident Evil 2 at
[01:14:17] like 10 30 p.m. with all the lights off and the dogs burst out of the window and
[01:14:20] you go ah and perpetually lose aura with someone who you would then spend the
[01:14:25] next like 15 years in school with but that's that's not my trauma that's
[01:14:30] secondhand trauma okay that's a big one I would like to turn my flashlight on
[01:14:38] there we go and you already know as soon as we get that map check button I mean
[01:14:48] that's I'm gonna wear that out
[01:14:54] suppose we don't have to stay crouched the whole time
[01:15:00] yapping to cover fear great tech yeah that's kind of I mean it's it's
[01:15:06] just a maxing right I think if I found myself in a cabin in the woods type
[01:15:10] situation it would be a I would be just a maxing for sure it probably means I'm
[01:15:14] like the the second or third man out but it is what it is man better better to
[01:15:22] exit the scene early than to be scared for even a single second and let people
[01:15:26] know you're scared
[01:15:28] By the way, this is not condemnable.
[01:15:36] Just a little elbow grease, and you could have this up on the market.
[01:15:40] I'm thinking T-minus 40 days till Zillow.
[01:15:53] Health department's not going to be happy.
[01:15:54] I know that this is what those ghost kitchens look like, man.
[01:15:57] Maybe I don't want to know, but if the app says it's coming from OMG Burger, I mean what
[01:16:08] I don't know can't hurt me, I suppose.
[01:16:16] Read the investigation report.
[01:16:19] Anoma, please.
[01:16:22] The investigation report.
[01:16:25] Examine it.
[01:16:27] report the details of the unexplained death of the Renwood Hotel.
[01:16:29] Me personally, I might have checked this out on the train, but what do I know?
[01:16:39] Submitted by FBI Special Agent Kyle Eames on September 28th, 2026, whoa, wait, this
[01:16:46] is a prediction?
[01:16:49] Has it happened yet?
[01:16:51] The body of a man was found at an abandoned hotel in the Midwestern city of Renwood.
[01:16:55] She was probably playing games on her Switch 2.
[01:16:57] Speaking of which, did you know that you could play Resident Evil Requiem in three different
[01:17:00] modes on the Switch 2?
[01:17:03] It's true.
[01:17:04] On the Nintendo Switch 2, you could play it in handheld mode.
[01:17:06] You could play it in dock mode, which is what I'm playing it on right now, also known
[01:17:09] as TV mode, or you could play it in tabletop mode.
[01:17:12] Seamlessly transition between the three at your own leisure as the situation calls
[01:17:15] for, by the way.
[01:17:17] The body was discovered in the hotel restroom based on the level of decay.
[01:17:20] It is suspected to have been there for several days.
[01:17:24] Who among us hasn't been there, though?
[01:17:26] Who among us hasn't been there?
[01:17:28] Prior to this incident, multiple cases of similarly mysterious deaths have been reported
[01:17:32] in locations across the United States.
[01:17:35] Ramirez pronounced dead at Stoneville Hospital.
[01:17:38] Wilkins pronounced dead at Hotel Denbar.
[01:17:42] Kay White 67 pronounced dead at Green Oak Apartments.
[01:17:45] M. Warren pronounced dead at Knight Valley Nursing Home.
[01:17:47] It's been confirmed that all the identified victims were survivors of the Raccoon City
[01:17:51] incident.
[01:17:52] bodies all had extensive black bruising. Read files, read files can be viewed again
[01:18:00] in the files menu with X, okay? Duly noted. It's crazy to think that we used to live like
[01:18:09] this in college, man. Anybody from my collegiate experience here? I mean, it was a crazy time.
[01:18:19] of us still do. Well then, for God's sake, tidy up a little bit at least. You might have company coming over.
[01:18:33] Let's say we've got a good look at it. Am I insane? I feel like this is me.
[01:18:44] Let's talk. Room 204.
[01:18:49] I bring a certain desk jockey vibe to the FBI, which is in congruent with their Jody Foster
[01:19:07] at the end of Silence of the Lambs sort of aesthetic they're trying to cultivate right
[01:19:12] now. What do I do?
[01:19:17] Head to room 204. She doesn't know that there's a HUD. It's that simple. We're in. We're in
[01:19:35] with the one time you scowl at the key. I will get, you know what franchise has done
[01:19:40] something right when I will forever be scared of long hallways with open windows or closed windows
[01:19:45] for that matter. They wouldn't do that, though. They wouldn't have some dogs jump out at you this
[01:19:54] early in the game. Surely not. Or no windows. Wait, don't put that evil on me, man. The
[01:20:05] The Renwood Hotel has been welcoming guests from all walks of life since 1928, all walks
[01:20:11] of life, experienced the warm embrace of nearly a century's worth of history along with Renwood's
[01:20:16] time-honored tradition.
[01:20:18] You know what I'm saying?
[01:20:21] Zombies' walk, and in many ways they're the walking something, if I may.
[01:20:29] I don't want to infringe on any trademarks, but I believe that's I know the walking
[01:20:33] residence exactly. Why are you talking like minute cryptic? Maybe I've gotten too good
[01:20:46] at the minute cryptics. I've become the minute cryptics. I use the stones to destroy the
[01:20:58] the stones. Wait a second.
[01:21:03] To all employees, following the recent incident, what was the incident at your hotel? Management
[01:21:08] has been working hard to restore public trust. Unfortunately, due to the extent of the damage,
[01:21:12] it is unclear if it's possible to reopen. Consequently, it is with great regret that
[01:21:17] we must announce the official closure of the Renwood Hotel. We apologize greatly for
[01:21:22] the impact this may have on you and your families and wish to extend our heartfelt
[01:21:25] gratitude for the support and hard work you have brought to this long-standing business.
[01:21:31] We will have a pizza party in the break room at 3.52 p.m. You will be escorted from the
[01:21:40] premises at 4.00 promptly with or without any belongings that may remain on the scene.
[01:21:48] Open map with the minus button. Huge. Okay.
[01:21:51] I honestly, when I play survival horror games, I spend about 80% of my time just looking at
[01:21:57] the map.
[01:21:58] So that's big.
[01:21:59] Because you can't be scared.
[01:22:00] When you're looking at the map, nothing can scare you.
[01:22:03] You can use the map just as like a tactical timeout.
[01:22:08] It's so funny that now that I've got it, I'm like, well, now I need to open it every
[01:22:11] two seconds.
[01:22:15] I know I need to go straight here, but once I get into this room, I'm obviously
[01:22:20] going to open it again. Because I need to get to room 204, bro. Now, if I were room 204,
[01:22:31] where would I be? I'd probably not really go to the restroom considering that's where
[01:22:35] the bodies are found. But on the other hand, you're already going the wrong way on literally
[01:22:42] trying to sequence break it to see if I can solve the case before the game forces me to
[01:22:50] solve the case. I would probably go up the stairs, but that's just me. Well, see, you
[01:23:02] would have missed out on that then. And you would have missed out on all these looters
[01:23:05] in this locker. It's loot if you're like a custodian. Honestly, that's like probably
[01:23:13] some of the best loot you can get if you're a custodian. That's very practical.
[01:23:20] Have I ever hit you guys with my bathroom tech? And I didn't invent this. I just think
[01:23:29] that like it needs to make it to North America. Those bathrooms where, I mean, you need
[01:23:35] have an indicator on either the outside of the bathroom or the outside of the
[01:23:38] stall whether or not it's occupied just that simple like it's the lock is green
[01:23:43] if it's open and the lock is red if it's occupied it's so useful man so you're
[01:23:48] not going through here doing like a half pushup on the ground and seeing who's
[01:23:51] got shoes we need to get on this ASAP
[01:24:06] Chiblee's toilet why would you do that? I don't know bro. I believe no stone unturned
[01:24:15] Great, you know what just one more look really quick
[01:24:20] You know what that is a biohazard right there
[01:24:29] James Sunderland's would have stuck his hand in there
[01:24:31] Yeah, if I was controlling him, okay, one second, minus.
[01:24:39] Lobby staircase.
[01:24:40] I've been to hotels before.
[01:24:45] In a hotel, it used to be, and the world has changed a lot, again, in my short time on
[01:24:51] this planet.
[01:24:52] It used to be you would go to a hotel, there would be a lobby, and they would
[01:24:54] go, your room's three floors up, go take the stairs there.
[01:24:59] Now they say something like, go take the west elevators, they're like a building in a half
[01:25:05] away.
[01:25:06] You don't want to take the elevators that are close to the door.
[01:25:11] You don't want to take the lobby elevators.
[01:25:12] That takes you to some place totally differently.
[01:25:15] Instead, you've got to walk like a kilometer and a half to the real elevators.
[01:25:23] I don't get it, man.
[01:25:25] Monologuing to avoid fear.
[01:25:27] I've had a lot of practice, been on too many cruises.
[01:25:38] You don't want my cruise to sense about how for 80% of people that are on a cruise, it's
[01:25:45] the first time they've ever seen an elevator in their life and they're like bewildered
[01:25:48] by how it works.
[01:25:52] They literally just get into the elevator
[01:25:54] and just sort of like look around and go like,
[01:25:57] what is this?
[01:25:58] Where is this going?
[01:26:01] How do I use this transportation device
[01:26:03] to get to my destination?
[01:26:14] I got the do not disturb sign up.
[01:26:18] Do some further investigation.
[01:26:22] Now, you know, my first temptation is to shoot the lock off.
[01:26:28] Oh, the bolt cutters.
[01:26:31] Okay.
[01:26:32] Okay.
[01:26:33] I should at least have like a hard hat on or something, but at least have something,
[01:26:45] maybe like a high vis vest or something like that.
[01:26:51] I get it. They're teaching you the language of the puzzles in the game. You're going to
[01:26:57] reach a door or some kind of environment that you can't make progress in, and then you're
[01:27:01] going to find an item that's going to allow you to make progress in it. I understand.
[01:27:11] I'm going to say this seems downright unsafe. There better not be a static radio or television
[01:27:19] That deepens the context of the story, man.
[01:27:22] They're better not be.
[01:27:29] Cut that loud mess out.
[01:27:31] But you know what's interesting is that the place appears
[01:27:33] to be derelict and vacant, and yet,
[01:27:37] they got a bottle of covasier, some freshly-smoked cigarettes.
[01:27:45] What?
[01:27:47] What, who?
[01:27:49] She might beef you on apple.
[01:28:07] It's gonna be really awkward when the guy pops out of the bathroom and
[01:28:10] realizes she found this.
[01:28:14] He's gonna be like, oh god, oh no!
[01:28:18] Oh, my photos!
[01:28:22] I can explain, I can explain.
[01:28:27] By the way, I can also explain that I'm very thankful to be playing this today.
[01:28:30] The courtesy of Capcom and Nintendo, Resident Evil Requiem, the newest mainline Resident Evil game,
[01:28:36] is available now at Exhibition Point Requiem for more info.
[01:28:39] If you're watching on YouTube, scroll down to the video description and check it out.
[01:28:43] There will be a link in there.
[01:28:45] What am I going to do with you?
[01:28:47] scroll down below the video player click on the panel arts and I'm playing this
[01:28:52] in the Nintendo switch too I'm having a great time and don't confuse my riffing
[01:28:58] with disrespect I just I riff when I get scared
[01:29:05] in fact you should take it as a sign of respect because I've been riffing so
[01:29:09] much that that indicates that there's a certain atmospheric level of fear
[01:29:12] that's beyond what that my usual parameters let's put it that way
[01:29:17] Who was it?
[01:29:20] Don't know.
[01:29:21] They asked for Miss Ashcroft and then they hung up on me.
[01:29:24] Rude.
[01:29:26] What the...
[01:29:29] Ice Storm 98.
[01:29:31] Anyone else live through Ice Storm 98?
[01:29:33] Please go. Go where?
[01:29:35] Mom, what's going on?
[01:29:38] Hurry.
[01:29:40] Wait, who's coming?
[01:29:43] What's wrong?
[01:29:45] We need to keep our voices down.
[01:29:47] This is ridiculous.
[01:29:49] Come on.
[01:29:55] Tell me what's going on.
[01:29:57] Now is not the time.
[01:29:59] Parents be like that.
[01:30:01] Am I right kids?
[01:30:05] Parents always doing stuff like this.
[01:30:09] Oh come with me.
[01:30:11] I don't have time to explain.
[01:30:15] escape from the hotel. Stay close. I can do that. Mom wait! Grace, I want to keep moving.
[01:30:25] I'm coming. You don't have to look back. Grace, hurry. Keep moving.
[01:30:34] It says the parent. Yeah, but every parent was a kid at some point, man. You ever think about that?
[01:30:39] I'm so sorry about the power outage.
[01:30:49] What happened?
[01:30:50] Oh, it's probably the electrical panel.
[01:30:54] It's 40 years old, so it doesn't take much to trip in.
[01:30:58] Could be talking about me.
[01:31:00] It's a pretty new excuse, and I apologize for the inconvenience.
[01:31:03] Oh, no, it's fine, it's alright.
[01:31:05] I should have it fixed soon.
[01:31:06] I just need to find my...
[01:31:08] Oh my god
[01:31:17] Don't just stand there
[01:31:27] Is he okay
[01:31:38] Mom, what are you doing?
[01:31:41] Something important.
[01:31:48] Ah, it's like a frequency type beat,
[01:31:52] so now we in the present day know that there's something there.
[01:31:56] I'll explain later.
[01:31:59] We need to find another way out.
[01:32:01] explain now my god man there's no time
[01:32:18] it's crazy that I'm doing all this cardio just in case a situation like
[01:32:22] this actually manifests in real life but I'll be ready man I will be freaking
[01:32:28] right as long as there's a stationary bike
[01:32:41] and that's when I knew my destiny belonged with the FBI
[01:32:58] Leave him.
[01:33:00] Tell him.
[01:33:02] Grace, I promise you I will explain this all to you one of these days.
[01:33:13] Grace, please know that you are my hope.
[01:33:19] Never forget that.
[01:33:22] What are you talking about?
[01:33:24] I love you.
[01:33:26] I love you too.
[01:33:28] Okay.
[01:33:30] Mom, I'm scared.
[01:33:32] No, no, no. We need to find a way out of here.
[01:33:34] But we don't have any of our stuff.
[01:33:36] We can come back for it later, Grace.
[01:33:38] I don't want to.
[01:33:40] I don't want to.
[01:33:42] I don't want to.
[01:33:50] I don't think she's going to be coming back for it later.
[01:33:52] coming back for it later.
[01:34:17] Um, you have to drive me to the dance later!
[01:34:22] You weren't you were my ride for the dance later tonight mom come on you always do
[01:34:31] this
[01:34:41] stop ruining the vibes bro you're talking to me like I'm the person in the
[01:34:46] trench coat I'm a non-biased observer
[01:34:52] Now, with the added benefit of the context we now have, FBI director was really on one,
[01:35:08] sending her out to the exact hotel where this went down, especially because he went,
[01:35:16] I know that this stuff happened to you eight years ago.
[01:35:19] Like that, I'm stuck, wait, you know what?
[01:35:21] Maybe he's in on it.
[01:35:23] You never know.
[01:35:26] Maybe he's in on it.
[01:35:29] I guess I didn't consider that.
[01:35:32] It's a blackberry.
[01:35:38] Who is this?
[01:35:44] Are you happy with your car insurance situation?
[01:35:47] I need to get out of here.
[01:36:02] Something important.
[01:36:05] I'll explain later.
[01:36:09] I'll teach you how to hide behind my pants.
[01:36:11] It's a beanie baby.
[01:36:21] We need to punch the monkey beanie baby.
[01:36:24] Can I say it?
[01:36:25] He's captured the hearts of the entire world.
[01:36:31] We need it.
[01:36:32] We need to punch the monkey.
[01:36:34] I saw it.
[01:36:35] I saw it.
[01:36:36] I'm not scared.
[01:36:37] We had to headlong into danger.
[01:36:44] And then the painting, of course, anything, not there, it was in the lobby.
[01:37:03] I'm picking my Halloween costume already.
[01:37:07] I got scared by a lab.
[01:37:09] I'm going as punched this year.
[01:37:15] Or maybe I have my kid go as punched the monkey
[01:37:18] and I'll be the plushie.
[01:37:22] That could be his sick daddy daughter costume.
[01:37:32] A folio.
[01:37:37] A notebook.
[01:37:50] Impolite to read someone else's journal without their permission.
[01:37:54] Oh, what the heck!
[01:37:56] We're family.
[01:37:57] Work has settled down and we're headed to a new town the day after tomorrow.
[01:38:01] I'm thankful my freelance work allows me to work anywhere, but I'm worried about
[01:38:04] Grace.
[01:38:05] to make friends and we're constantly on the move.
[01:38:07] Maybe we can spend a little bit more time in the next town.
[01:38:09] Finish some more.
[01:38:10] I'm guilty of doing this in my journal as well.
[01:38:13] I always feel like a bit lame when
[01:38:16] I start a journal entry with a verb.
[01:38:19] It's like, why am I trying not to be personal
[01:38:22] in a personal diary, bro?
[01:38:25] You've got to start your journal entry with an I
[01:38:28] or something like that.
[01:38:29] Starting with a verb is so clinical.
[01:38:35] Finished is a verb.
[01:38:36] That's what I'm saying.
[01:38:38] Not trying to leave a record of yourself without using any personal pronouns.
[01:38:43] I mean, there's a little bit of disingenuousness there, don't you think?
[01:38:50] I saw that hooded man again.
[01:38:52] He's definitely following me.
[01:38:53] We only just got here, but I think we should move on.
[01:38:55] I can't let anything happen to grace.
[01:38:59] What have we here?
[01:39:08] Is there anybody here as old as me that would know what to do with this?
[01:39:18] Sorry, officer.
[01:39:23] You all right?
[01:39:24] What's wrong?
[01:39:25] I didn't think I knew it.
[01:39:27] Don't know.
[01:39:28] Some weirdo in the alley bit me on the neck.
[01:39:36] What do I do?
[01:39:41] I've got a baby aspirin in my front interior pocket.
[01:39:51] Oh, bless you.
[01:39:55] I'll have a view.
[01:40:21] I said, I don't need any help with my luggage.
[01:40:30] A key that opens the emergency exit on the second floor of the Randall Wood Hotel.
[01:40:34] I just have to check something.
[01:40:41] Because what I had to check is, these doors always say, please keep closed in case of
[01:40:46] emergency.
[01:40:47] worry that for me is this really an emergency? I would hate to open the door
[01:40:53] and the fire alarm actually goes off and then the whole hotel has to evacuate.
[01:40:58] Like that would be a disaster.
[01:41:02] Get away from me!
[01:41:08] Get some cleansing zombies, Robert.
[01:41:10] Get away from me!
[01:41:15] You'll bite down on that.
[01:41:18] It's some battlefield medicine for you.
[01:41:20] Stay away!
[01:41:32] That literally happened.
[01:41:34] Not just Falco.
[01:41:37] I think that was wearing long sleeves.
[01:41:48] Luckily as a 37 year old man, I had already
[01:41:50] charted the location of all of the emergency exits
[01:41:53] in the building just in case this happened,
[01:41:55] so I know exactly where to go.
[01:42:02] That's where I got stung!
[01:42:04] No, no!
[01:42:10] That must have really hurt.
[01:42:21] Charlie.
[01:42:26] If this was me, I'm checking the smartwatch real quick just to see how my heart rates like.
[01:42:30] Because you know you're getting credit for at least like 20 minutes of exercise if your
[01:42:35] heart rate gets over 100.
[01:42:37] That could really help me close my rings.
[01:42:53] You should log the workout.
[01:42:55] Is...
[01:42:57] Is anyone there?
[01:42:59] Yeah, I don't think I would really make it as like a paranormal FBI investigator, to
[01:43:27] to be honest. I'm pretty sure like I just I don't think I could go into the hotel or
[01:43:35] maybe I'd like I would at least ask them to put up like some floodlights or
[01:43:39] something. I'd be like hey guys can we get some lights up on the crime scene. I'm
[01:43:44] scared.
[01:43:47] Now we're talking.
[01:43:53] Do you love a freaky little guy, Dr. Parkenstein?
[01:44:01] It hasn't been easy.
[01:44:07] But after much effort, here we finally are.
[01:44:13] I love a guy who talks like this, too.
[01:44:19] I'm the one who planted that body.
[01:44:23] I'm the one that brought you here.
[01:44:28] I know now that you're the one that I've been searching for.
[01:44:31] The special one, the chosen one.
[01:44:34] Well, it's nice to hear.
[01:44:35] Ms. Ashcroft.
[01:44:36] It's an app. It all locks and locks by on an app.
[01:44:46] Oh, he's got a mood ring. It's the type of stuff that dentists used to wear on their
[01:45:05] head too. He's got grills. He's got the whole Greg Ramers setup, bro. The glasses, the ring.
[01:45:23] You know, it might be, it might be Leon season.
[01:45:26] Elbridge, a few minutes earlier.
[01:45:39] Bro, you look like you're from Elbridge.
[01:45:44] The fur trim leather jacket?
[01:45:54] Very impractical for this kind of rainy weather, but you know what?
[01:46:00] I see he's not concerned about his battery life, with his brightness cramped so high.
[01:46:30] I'd just like to know what kind of smart phone he has where he feels comfortable leaving his brightness so high.
[01:46:35] He's not worried about running out of battery.
[01:46:37] He might be unrelated, but he disappeared near where the fifth body was found.
[01:46:42] You there, Leon?
[01:46:43] Could just be a concerned citizen who might do his own business.
[01:46:48] You okay?
[01:46:52] Ain't illegal to wear freaky glasses.
[01:46:55] Dang!
[01:47:00] Check it out.
[01:47:06] Holy...
[01:47:16] Dentist car?
[01:47:17] Well, you know what?
[01:47:18] To catch a dentist, you might have to become a dentist at least a little bit.
[01:47:30] I told you your order will be there when it gets there
[01:47:42] You've got to be shitting me.
[01:47:48] He won't leave the lot out of drive, man.
[01:48:05] What's going on?
[01:48:07] Is she okay?
[01:48:09] Oh she's fine. I'm just taking her home.
[01:48:19] What is going on? This was like...
[01:48:23] When you get the non-lethal option in a stealth game,
[01:48:28] you accidentally open the room and there's like six guards in there.
[01:48:34] I'm going after Victor.
[01:48:39] Me
[01:48:43] Mind your own business, excuse me mind your own business
[01:48:53] Oh, no, it's the axe body spray they were right
[01:49:09] Give me like
[01:49:11] Holy cow, I thought he was just gonna like lay down a fist or something. That's crazy
[01:49:26] Stop well shoot and then we go into the melee it's that simple. Okay, that's awesome and
[01:49:34] And stay down
[01:49:42] You know what hang on I've always wanted to do this
[01:49:50] Get bring with lock down take it over that one's a day and you can't get over that one. Yeah
[01:50:04] I'm not like other people.
[01:50:06] I run towards the danger.
[01:50:11] I decided I'm going to run around the danger.
[01:50:14] Just a little bit too much going on.
[01:50:17] Shit.
[01:50:19] Green Herb restores a small amount of health classic, okay?
[01:50:24] Get me out of your belt.
[01:50:26] Don't get in my way. I'm a cop.
[01:50:28] I mean, I'm getting to the bottom of this.
[01:50:31] You guys are lucky I came around.
[01:50:33] They're every oh my god
[01:50:36] Everything's gotten a lot better since I came around. I'm on the I'm on the verge of busting this case right over get out of there
[01:50:46] I got a little quick requiem
[01:51:03] I think I may actually just die
[01:51:11] No, no shot
[01:51:12] We thank these to me a second just back it up
[01:51:16] To bite in the same location is good the second one would have done more
[01:51:24] If anything we're lucky, okay, that shoulders done by that shoulders one time
[01:51:33] This is what it feels like a bombsite be sometimes I'm out of here
[01:51:45] Well, I think we have to restart our hit list around that's for sure
[01:51:55] You a bag bag the square one is crazy
[01:52:03] We've got to get some hand cream on the way home.
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[01:52:49] This is me when I wake up and I realize I've been sleeping on top of my earbud.
[01:53:09] This looks bad, but my father-in-law legit has this apparatus in his living room.
[01:53:13] I think it's for like, uh, oblique work or something like that?
[01:53:18] That's what he tells me, anyway.
[01:53:29] Spine decompression?
[01:53:30] Are you supposed to get on and like try to do crunches or something like that?
[01:53:34] I don't know.
[01:53:35] She just ain't wanted bad enough, I suppose.
[01:53:49] Does he wear glasses? He does. He is seven foot three as well.
[01:53:54] Interestingly enough.
[01:54:05] Yes, my father-in-law is Victor Wemba-Yama.
[01:54:21] Couldn't that be something?
[01:54:23] Imagine going in for the handshake and it's Victor Wemba-Yama.
[01:54:28] You probably look like a little doll,
[01:54:30] because I'm assuming that wherever he lives,
[01:54:32] he's going to be like built to purpose,
[01:54:34] and he's like seven foot long.
[01:54:36] Your eyes are probably like the same level as like his dinner table and stuff like that.
[01:54:46] Scurrying around his house kind of like a little toy or something like that.
[01:54:53] Imagine man.
[01:54:55] Thank you unofficial NL gods.
[01:55:00] Thank you.
[01:55:01] I'd like to read the report, please.
[01:55:10] Begin blood extraction, checked pulse, no abnormalities, administered dexaphyl, condition
[01:55:15] stable, ready for further examination.
[01:55:18] I guess the further examination was the next guy's problem.
[01:55:27] That's a good question, it's like in Measures Vital Science.
[01:55:47] Rush mentioned, Broga the Dang Oscilloscope too.
[01:55:50] I got it, I mean this is probably not the first thing that would come to mind in this
[01:55:53] situation.
[01:55:56] wonderful kind of like mid-century decor here if I may. Like the room is a
[01:56:01] vibe. Let's turn the light on. And the flashlight? Nope. I am in Torrey's been
[01:56:13] purged, bro. Oh.
[01:56:19] I think of something to say so you don't get so scared.
[01:56:26] I think of something to say so you don't get so scared.
[01:56:30] I already told you what to say.
[01:56:34] Raindrop?
[01:56:36] Mike Glamman? You know what I'm talking about?
[01:56:44] freaky statue at the end of the hall.
[01:56:55] Do you think the odds are I'm gonna have to manipulate that statue at some
[01:56:59] point? I just I'll level with you. I think it's too dark for me to go in
[01:57:06] this room. That room's too scary for me. I'm not worried that I'll get frightened in there.
[01:57:17] I'm worried I won't be able to find my way out. Uh oh. I swear if this thing went, I
[01:57:31] would be freaking out like when you're walking through like a an old electronic
[01:57:41] store in a video game and then like as you walk by one of the old toys turns on
[01:57:45] or something like that and you're like oh it's just a toy it ain't so bad and
[01:57:49] then you look at the name of the game and it's called like escape the toy
[01:57:52] You're like, oh, no.
[01:57:54] Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
[01:58:00] Now we're talking.
[01:58:06] The chair of key, a key with a chair of motif.
[01:58:10] It's cold to the touch and heavier than it seems.
[01:58:14] It's an interesting way to describe something.
[01:58:17] Heavier than it seems.
[01:58:24] I guess you'll be staying in the chair of room.
[01:58:34] How heavy is a normal key? I'd say about one...
[01:58:39] ...kilogram?
[01:58:44] Oh, man.
[01:58:45] Yes! The most valuable resource in any survival horror game. The room where you're safe and
[01:58:59] sometimes they even have like some heels around here. You can save an empty bottle, an empty
[01:59:06] glass bottle with a faint medicinal smell. It'll smash and draw the attention of those
[01:59:11] nearby when thrown. So another thing I know about this is when you're playing as Grace
[01:59:15] Ashcroft's, you know Leon Kennedy he's got his weapons, Grace has her bottles. You're
[01:59:21] able to throw the bottles to kind of distract the enemies that might be pursuing you. And
[01:59:30] I don't think you're really intending to throw it at them. I think you're intending
[01:59:34] to make it easier to see in the dark. I think you're intending to distract them
[01:59:40] and then find a way to like get away.
[01:59:46] Oops, yeah, put the empty bottle in there.
[01:59:48] I would like, oh, you know what?
[01:59:49] You need a tool to open it.
[01:59:50] That's my fault, y'all.
[01:59:52] I thought I would just use the tools that I was given.
[01:59:56] My opposable thumbs.
[01:59:57] You want something?
[01:59:57] You want a piece of me?
[02:00:00] And now we've gotten one more piece of loot.
[02:00:02] So of course, we immediately must save.
[02:00:05] No, no, no, no. No loud footsteps, please. Save that for the next guy. And then now we
[02:00:21] can actually see a little bit in this room, coat hanger that kind of looks like a fella
[02:00:26] from a far classic, classic move.
[02:00:31] Harriet Jones, the shadow ghost.
[02:00:37] Have you seen the shadow ghost hiding in the dark?
[02:00:43] Have you seen the shadow ghost staying from the light?
[02:00:49] Have you seen the shadow ghost because she's been watching you
[02:00:52] Stay in the light.
[02:00:58] Average children's book from 1986.
[02:01:12] Average children's book from 2026.
[02:01:15] How to raise a based baby.
[02:01:19] I love lamp.
[02:01:20] So that's not even a big deal for a guy like me.
[02:01:22] Okay, true.
[02:01:25] I'm not going to do my modern children's book cake, but there's a lot of interesting
[02:01:29] stuff out there.
[02:01:30] Let's put it that way.
[02:01:31] When you're just looking for some nice stories for your kid, there's a lot of interesting
[02:01:35] stuff there.
[02:01:39] The five-year-old's guide, the generative AI, stuff like that.
[02:01:42] The podcasters are trying to get the kids started on the generative AI early.
[02:01:48] Two staff.
[02:01:49] I have moved some items out of the closet.
[02:01:51] The screwdriver is now in the toolbox in the nurses station.
[02:01:55] The sewing kit is text blurred and illegible.
[02:02:00] So we would like to go to the nurses station.
[02:02:06] Which is somewhere.
[02:02:15] An interesting hutch there.
[02:02:17] I feel like there's more to find.
[02:02:22] It couldn't just be the scariest story of all time.
[02:02:33] Never mind.
[02:02:34] OK, we don't know where to go.
[02:02:36] You know what that means.
[02:02:36] We walk out here and we see the shadow of someone's leg walk
[02:02:39] by.
[02:02:43] Oh, I was so ready.
[02:02:46] I was so ready to see the shadow of someone's leg.
[02:02:52] My list.
[02:02:59] My list.
[02:03:01] I remember that.
[02:03:02] I remember that.
[02:03:05] I guess I can't go in there because I'm not staff.
[02:03:16] This must be the way
[02:03:23] David Byrne if he was the Mandalorian
[02:03:26] If someone asked this round, you know what let's not even go there especially during the sponsored stream
[02:03:31] But that's it. I think that's a semi
[02:03:34] Clever joke. Excuse me, sir
[02:03:38] You're this this man are sick
[02:03:40] Hope is eye out real quick He's dead
[02:03:59] half a Gatorade Zero he'll be back. I've been there.
[02:04:11] Give him the whole bottle
[02:04:29] I would like to stay in the light though
[02:04:37] That seems it didn't take the bottle they take the bottle
[02:04:41] Well, I'm in the safe room.
[02:05:05] They would.
[02:05:07] You gotta respect the safe room.
[02:05:21] It's like someone calling time out in a game of tag.
[02:05:31] The real question is, should I save?
[02:05:39] Given that I just had my arm eaten by an enormous monster.
[02:05:45] Yeah, why not, man?
[02:05:49] Oh, this isn't the save room!
[02:05:52] Oh, my mistake!
[02:05:56] This isn't the save room.
[02:05:57] I think you're right, it's because of the light.
[02:06:07] Room 201 is the save room.
[02:06:10] This is the fuse box. This is the fuse box locked.
[02:06:14] Wait, could this be the nurses station?
[02:06:18] Which is where the screwdriver is?
[02:06:21] I mean, to me, this looks like the nurses station, bro.
[02:06:27] What the hell was that thing?
[02:06:34] This is the room you started in?
[02:06:35] Yeah, but that could be the nurses' station.
[02:06:37] I mean, they got medical equipment in here.
[02:06:39] Oh, no.
[02:06:42] Well, um, alright, I'll be leaving then.
[02:06:54] This is where you were locked upside down?
[02:06:55] You have the hospital, which might have a nurses station, the self-care hexagon.
[02:07:04] Now that sounds like the average children's book in 2026.
[02:07:10] See they made the joke better than I ever could.
[02:07:15] I don't think we've been...
[02:07:16] Oh, that's exactly where we came from.
[02:07:20] You know what?
[02:07:21] Maybe we've not been down...
[02:07:22] This is where we just went.
[02:07:23] where we found the scary creature.
[02:07:35] I know she needs a nap.
[02:07:41] Med Injector, the vise used to administer medicine in an emergency, fully restores your health.
[02:07:48] If not now, then when, bro?
[02:07:57] I don't want to die yet is a really honest sentence, too.
[02:08:08] She's leaving the possibility open.
[02:08:10] I mean, like one more severed arm.
[02:08:14] But I might find myself adjusting the sentence a little bit as well.
[02:08:21] Cards blocking intro, my bad.
[02:08:26] Got- can you chill?
[02:08:39] Not this way, not this way.
[02:08:42] That's alright, we go fast.
[02:08:50] Bring her...
[02:08:54] Screwdriver.
[02:08:55] Can't reach it, need something to step on.
[02:09:05] I
[02:09:12] Everybody chill
[02:09:20] They discovered me
[02:09:24] Nope, that's not the right way I
[02:09:31] Would like to leave please
[02:09:33] I don't know where I'm going!
[02:09:38] I'm being hurt real quick.
[02:09:43] Bye!
[02:09:44] I'm just gonna wait.
[02:09:59] I'm thinking about saving him, he's not sure I can make it.
[02:10:13] Why wait?
[02:10:16] Does he not scare?
[02:10:18] Does he not scare?
[02:10:21] I should have waited!
[02:10:23] I should have waited!
[02:10:29] Whoa, stop running and get, get out of there!
[02:10:38] It's the creature!
[02:10:43] I know what to do.
[02:10:44] We stand on this, grab the screwdriver, open the toolbox please, manipulate the toolbox
[02:10:55] in such a way that you can open it.
[02:10:58] the screwdriver? Stand on business. Exactly. And then I know you're like,
[02:11:06] And now how are you gonna get out of this one?
[02:11:11] Well...
[02:11:14] Does that answer your question?
[02:11:29] Gonna need to do a little gypsy doodle here.
[02:11:33] It's the best day of my life, they're leaving.
[02:11:36] Yippee
[02:11:48] Maybe the lighter does work man, maybe you just got to keep the lighter out all the time um
[02:11:54] And then we must make it to the pipe writer
[02:12:01] Can you throw a water bottle over the nurses station oh genius
[02:12:06] Probably could. Unfortunately, I broke it all my bottles.
[02:12:15] I broke it all my bottles, throwing them in a panic.
[02:12:19] The second I saw the monster.
[02:12:22] And even though I knew that the secret is you're supposed to throw the bottles to distract the monster,
[02:12:29] instead I threw them directly at the monster's head.
[02:12:36] We literally make it out of these.
[02:12:50] You literally die.
[02:12:51] You literally die.
[02:12:52] That's fine.
[02:12:53] Get away from me.
[02:12:54] Get, get back to the Lightroom.
[02:12:55] We go back to the Lightroom, it's that simple.
[02:13:05] We chill until they get bored
[02:13:16] They won't come in stay in the light they won't come in
[02:13:22] Huge huge deck
[02:13:28] Okay, once we get the fuses on it's so
[02:13:31] No!
[02:13:35] Run to the save room as fast as you can.
[02:13:41] Once we get the fuses on, it's over for you.
[02:13:46] First, check the map 20 times.
[02:13:48] Well, that's not a good idea.
[02:14:01] Let's keep that on.
[02:14:03] But they just busted out of here, so we go through here.
[02:14:06] Yes.
[02:14:07] And this is our looping station now.
[02:14:13] loop them through here. We wait for them to follow us. Hello? Hello freaky monster that
[02:14:29] may or may not represent like maternal trauma hello hello creature preventing me
[02:14:44] from getting to the safe point don't be scared this was both
[02:14:59] You're too quick for me.
[02:15:09] No.
[02:15:15] Don't look. Don't look. Just get into the light.
[02:15:20] Yes.
[02:15:24] And then check in. Okay. It's this room.
[02:15:26] I'm in. Close the door. Close the door!
[02:15:34] Oh, okay, that was...
[02:15:40] That was a little exciting. That was a little exciting.
[02:15:44] You know what, it is a little bit like playing hide and seek with my own child.
[02:15:50] The thing is, like, you might think it's a metaphor where, like, grace is the child and I'm the monster, but I actually look at it the other way.
[02:15:58] Because I'm like, I don't want to run anymore, man, but I'm compelled to run.
[02:16:02] Because they keep telling me that it's a game.
[02:16:05] I'm tired, usually, by that time of the night, to be honest with you.
[02:16:10] Do you outsmart me constantly?
[02:16:13] In a manner of speaking, yes.
[02:16:20] Now the heart rate's coming down and I'm like, it's a good time to be me man.
[02:16:27] Got a fuse.
[02:16:33] That means I get to go save the game again.
[02:16:35] Oh no!
[02:16:38] Oh no!
[02:16:39] The monster's inside of the save room.
[02:16:44] Which is not that bad.
[02:16:45] we'll just leave and then go to the fuse as quickly as we can, which is this way, and
[02:16:53] then turn on the lights for the whole floor.
[02:16:56] I'm gonna go to the main one, come on!
[02:16:57] Who would put this kind of door in a hotel?
[02:16:59] Just use your brain!
[02:17:15] Okay, that would be it.
[02:17:19] I know her back is gonna look like a piece of Korean barbecue with grill marks.
[02:17:40] You're not in the hotel anymore?
[02:17:42] That makes sense. I guess the average hotel probably doesn't have like a nurse's station
[02:17:53] Cut to Leon working on a crossword puzzle cut to me thanking Capcom and Nintendo for the
[02:17:59] Sponsored segment of the stream today where we're playing Resident Evil Requiem on the Nintendo switch to where it is now available
[02:18:05] And is what I'm playing it on as we speak right now
[02:18:09] Resident Evil Requiem is the newest mainline Resident Evil game. It is out now.
[02:18:16] Exclamation point Requiem to check it out for yourself. You play it in case you're just joining us, you play as two different protagonists.
[02:18:23] Race Ashcroft who plays a little bit more like a survival horror game as you've noticed and I was very scared.
[02:18:29] scared. And then Leon Kennedy of course a little bit more of an action horror less
[02:18:37] limited resources and more um well we were roundhouse kicking some fools in the
[02:18:42] face. I've got a sneaking suspicion at some point we're gonna open a door and
[02:18:47] the characters are gonna meet face to face and that's gonna be like an
[02:18:49] awesome moment. Welcome. Dr. Gideon has been expecting you. Funny. I don't remember getting an invitation.
[02:18:58] Well, he's waiting for you.
[02:19:00] Can't have that, can we?
[02:19:03] Follow me, please.
[02:19:05] Make the way.
[02:19:09] Why is his neck messed up?
[02:19:11] You got bitten on the shoulder in the same spot three times by zombies yesterday.
[02:19:15] How long have you worked for, uh, Dr. Gideon?
[02:19:18] Not long.
[02:19:20] I just recently joined the team.
[02:19:22] We care for quite a few long-term patients here.
[02:19:30] All undergoing experimental therapies developed by Dr. Gideon.
[02:19:39] Experimental therapies.
[02:19:40] Yes.
[02:19:41] It's all very cutting edge.
[02:19:45] Unlike our doors.
[02:19:46] I'll follow due to the sensitive nature of the research.
[02:19:49] Oh, I bet it does.
[02:19:52] Leon is not following for this, man.
[02:20:00] Please, right here.
[02:20:09] Oh my god, that's a human being.
[02:20:16] Quick, give him the green herb.
[02:20:26] You know this place is going to be stocked like crazy with heels, man.
[02:20:38] Footversus 511
[02:20:56] Leon's here he's gonna find our zombie lab
[02:21:02] I don't know what's happening some kind of mass hysteria the hospital's unlocked
[02:21:08] Oh my god!
[02:21:18] Oh!
[02:21:22] She was my only friend!
[02:21:27] I think I want a second of him.
[02:21:34] Yeeees!
[02:21:35] Slav!
[02:21:36] Shoot the gun!
[02:21:37] I've got no bullets!
[02:21:44] Harry when the enemy attacks, okay?
[02:21:45] I'm bad guys, I got, Leon Kennedy got bisected by the chainsaw.
[02:21:56] And then even I don't think there's any coming back from this you are dead drop chainsaws can be picked up
[02:22:17] That's a big one and then melee attack
[02:22:21] huge
[02:22:23] And then sharpen with L plus Y
[02:22:29] Okay, that's
[02:22:41] Literally Perry
[02:22:46] All right, that's relatable
[02:22:53] stop or I'll shoot literally loop too many fellas
[02:23:09] There's no point in trying to hit him when you're not chopping, bro!
[02:23:23] Okay, the fake bill's crazy, actually.
[02:23:29] Get him!
[02:23:33] I hate to kill such a hypebeast, but it had to be done.
[02:23:42] Destroyed.
[02:23:43] Okay, now you, you're a real menace, bro.
[02:23:47] Sorry, this is a parry situation.
[02:23:51] Never mind.
[02:23:52] No, it's not my fault.
[02:23:53] It's not my fault.
[02:23:54] I'm about to get cut in half again.
[02:23:56] I was doing some pretty good-
[02:23:57] Can I say I was doing some pretty good work there for a second?
[02:24:00] Oh, because my axe wasn't sharp enough for my parry, and it didn't work.
[02:24:03] Oh, that's right. Switch weapons. Stop or I'll shoot.
[02:24:23] Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead. I'm ready.
[02:24:27] Literally the most telegraphed pack of all time.
[02:24:33] We go again, it's not sharpens, you're done, you're done, and then I'll, wait, he's
[02:24:50] He's picking up the James off!
[02:24:58] Drop it.
[02:25:00] Drop it.
[02:25:02] Drop it!
[02:25:07] I don't think I- I- I stuck in the wall!
[02:25:10] Quick, chop it up!
[02:25:20] Oh, just hit him with the melee attack!
[02:25:23] You're gonna wake up the whole hospital!
[02:25:27] Get her. Get her. She's one-tapped?
[02:25:30] Oh my god, there was no need for that!
[02:25:36] I didn't parry. I didn't parry.
[02:25:37] Okay, Leo, I'm sorry. I'm not- my combat skills are gonna be you in the lurch on this one.
[02:25:44] That one was my fault.
[02:25:47] Shoot his hand and it'll drop the chainsaw.
[02:25:50] You think so?
[02:25:54] First off, take the piece out.
[02:25:58] Secondly, shoot his hand.
[02:26:02] Secondly, parry.
[02:26:06] I mean, he's getting bloody.
[02:26:24] Pretty staggering in the head.
[02:26:29] There we go.
[02:26:30] Huge.
[02:26:31] You gotta go.
[02:26:32] All right, that was awesome.
[02:27:03] It's still, it's still jumping up and biting me, bro!
[02:27:13] Get outta here, creepy!
[02:27:20] Holy!
[02:27:22] Warning shot.
[02:27:27] Hang on, eye frames.
[02:27:32] Had to be done. Had to be done. I'm afraid had to be done
[02:27:43] Please I don't want to do this
[02:27:48] No, no, no, no, no, it's it's unbeatable. Oh my god
[02:27:54] no more no more now you're all gonna pay
[02:28:09] to the white ones grace gets this is over
[02:28:16] grace is going to be a menace with this thing
[02:28:23] I'll wait it out
[02:28:30] I'll wait it out.
[02:28:39] Take one of those.
[02:28:44] Thanks for the bullets, loser.
[02:28:46] That went well.
[02:28:48] Yes, yes.
[02:28:50] He's got to quit for everything, man.
[02:28:59] The one liners are so awesome, I love a one liner.
[02:29:11] You know what we never considered?
[02:29:13] What about two liners?
[02:29:14] No one's ever done a two liner.
[02:29:17] A one liner is good at putting a two liner.
[02:29:22] And I could bust this whole case wide open.
[02:29:29] injector. That's a good idea. Oh, please. Yeah, slice it up. Oh, yes! And then kick it. Yes!
[02:29:44] Look at the form. We love the piece. Holding the flashlight with between your shoulder
[02:29:55] in your neck, that's so awesome. Make sure this beast is sharpened up. The way he was
[02:30:05] holding. It was kind of awesome though. Everything okay in here?
[02:30:20] Hunt us, seek us, find us, break us.
[02:30:33] Whatever you say, lad, whatever you say.
[02:30:40] That bastard did it again.
[02:30:42] How are things in your hunt?
[02:30:45] I just hiked into the center's network.
[02:30:48] Oh, and then send it to my smart device.
[02:31:00] You know what would be a crazy innovation for a game like this?
[02:31:03] Put the map on your phone, like in-game phone, and then make it take 1% battery life to look
[02:31:09] at the map.
[02:31:12] I know you'd be getting people that would never look at the map ever.
[02:31:18] And then put in an easter egg where you could just charge it, right?
[02:31:22] You could just charge it.
[02:31:24] Just go up to the charger.
[02:31:39] Jeez.
[02:31:40] That was me.
[02:31:41] That was me.
[02:31:42] That aimed the shot there.
[02:31:44] Me to the beef jerky in my cage.
[02:31:58] No one ever asks how the beef jerky feels.
[02:32:06] You okay?
[02:32:09] Thanks.
[02:32:10] Leon Kennedy, yes so.
[02:32:14] I'm Grace, um, Ashcroft. FBI.
[02:32:20] FBI? What are you doing here?
[02:32:23] Someone kidnapped me.
[02:32:25] Dr. Gideon?
[02:32:26] I don't know.
[02:32:28] Well, we should leave.
[02:32:30] Wow! Well, why didn't I think of that?
[02:32:44] What does Victor want with you?
[02:32:46] What?
[02:32:48] I am...
[02:32:50] Grace.
[02:32:51] What do you need?
[02:32:52] He grabbed you for a reason.
[02:32:56] Wait, you're DSO.
[02:32:58] That's the counter-bioterrorism agency, right?
[02:33:03] Take this.
[02:33:04] No way!
[02:33:06] You sure?
[02:33:07] You might need it.
[02:33:09] Let go.
[02:33:11] Get out of here.
[02:33:13] It does have zero bullets. I did shoot all the bullets in like the tutorial.
[02:33:21] She won't get away enough.
[02:33:30] Dr. Geese.
[02:33:37] So nice to finally meet you, Leon.
[02:33:48] Why don't we have a little talk?
[02:33:58] That's his best move for sure.
[02:34:09] It is kind of swag to turn off all the lights in your house and then just walk around with
[02:34:14] night vision goggles.
[02:34:15] Chieftie, I know you were trying to minimize your power consumption and your electrical
[02:34:20] bill.
[02:34:21] You ever consider that?
[02:34:23] the mains and then just go around your house with night vision goggles on.
[02:34:34] There's 12 grand up front. Yeah, but you'd probably save like
[02:34:43] 20 bucks a month. Quick math. 600 months. What's that? 50 years? You could make it.
[02:34:49] You could break even on that for sure.
[02:34:51] You could break even on that.
[02:34:53] I hope.
[02:34:55] As long as you got in like right now.
[02:35:07] Escape the care center.
[02:35:09] One bullet.
[02:35:11] Oh, cinema.
[02:35:15] That's awesome.
[02:35:19] You're missing immediately? Grace is actually better at aiming. There's three indentations
[02:35:33] with the words moon, sun, and star. This looks like it leads outside. I know all about that.
[02:35:41] fire and yeah well I want to make sure I know what the recoil is like. Walk from the other side.
[02:35:59] Well I'm waiting for some of these statues to like turn around too. It could happen.
[02:36:05] East Wing, we have to swipe a card there, okay.
[02:36:12] Dooley, no, how about this door?
[02:36:15] It's a cherub door.
[02:36:16] Cherub...
[02:36:17] Oh, to the safe room!
[02:36:20] Oh, yes!
[02:36:25] Very important find right there.
[02:36:28] What's going on here?
[02:36:29] There's a limit to how many items you can carry around.
[02:36:32] I wouldn't worry about that for a guy like me just now, but at some point maybe folders marked with recent dates
[02:36:47] Looted two things you should save again an antique coin
[02:36:54] Could be for anything man
[02:36:58] Victor Gideon transforms lives through medicine
[02:37:02] Dignity of the moon trust of the Sun serenity of the stars we are partners
[02:37:16] Education room on authorized personnel are not permitted after this point. I
[02:37:22] Give myself authorization. I'm now really scared because I didn't think it was gonna work
[02:37:32] I thought it was going to be locked and I would go back to looking for where to go next
[02:37:42] but now I may indeed encounter a monster at any point.
[02:38:04] Who's there?
[02:38:11] Is someone there?
[02:38:12] I'm sorry if I got you.
[02:38:19] I surprised you.
[02:38:23] Is this the evil resident I've been hearing so much about?
[02:38:32] You can't see.
[02:38:33] Can you?
[02:38:34] Who are you?
[02:38:35] Who are you?
[02:38:42] Was there someone in the other cell?
[02:38:49] Why are you in there?
[02:38:52] Everyone's gone.
[02:38:56] There are no lives on that!
[02:38:59] Are you alright?
[02:39:02] Get away!
[02:39:04] No, seriously, get away!
[02:39:06] No, no, hold on!
[02:39:10] No! No, no!
[02:39:20] And then your watch goes like,
[02:39:22] looks like you've been sitting for a while,
[02:39:24] it's time to take a little move around.
[02:39:28] I'm sorry.
[02:39:29] Like, chill, I mean, this is a tight situation.
[02:39:31] I mean, like the apocalypse right now.
[02:39:34] He's riffing again.
[02:39:44] I'm scared again.
[02:39:48] Let me guess.
[02:39:49] Oh, we need a number code.
[02:39:51] Nope.
[02:39:52] Security lock.
[02:39:53] It doesn't work, y'all.
[02:39:58] What do you got for me, though?
[02:40:01] There's blood everywhere.
[02:40:02] I hadn't noticed that. His skin was gouged by something sharp.
[02:40:10] Shoot the glass.
[02:40:15] Oh, some green herb. We're so back.
[02:40:19] And then we needed a key card to get into the West Wing, bro.
[02:40:37] That's the East Wing.
[02:40:39] Ergo, this should be the West Wing.
[02:40:46] And they say I can't solve puzzles.
[02:40:53] And of course that's a one-time use only thing.
[02:41:03] It's locked from the other side.
[02:41:07] You can't be mad at me for not knowing which one was east and west. We're inside.
[02:41:10] I don't know the sun, but I have, I will say, the older I get,
[02:41:14] There's a wide swing on this one so that we don't get surprised.
[02:41:18] The older I get, the more awesome it feels to give people directions based on the cardinal
[02:41:22] directions instead of relative directions.
[02:41:27] Telling someone like, you know, head east on 16th until you get the chance to like
[02:41:33] go south on Oak, it feels so good.
[02:41:37] It feels so awesome, especially when they're like 24 and they go, uh, uh, uh, and you
[02:41:42] go.
[02:41:44] that should be it. Anything else? You'll know it when you see it. Oh, it feels crazy. Something
[02:41:53] could fit in the indent. Oh, something like an antique coin maybe. Nice fantasy. I just
[02:41:58] opened Google Maps. Yeah, I'm warping. But if there was an EMP that hit the earth, but
[02:42:04] you still had to get like from Vancouver to Richmond, you would need me. The world
[02:42:11] God needs men like me who live in a city where the water is to the west of you, the river
[02:42:18] is to the south, and there's a mountain to the north, which makes it really, really easy
[02:42:23] to always know what direction is north, south, and west at every single time.
[02:42:29] You need me in this city.
[02:42:36] You all right, bro?
[02:43:06] i literally don't even have like any beef with you
[02:43:18] any
[02:43:20] beef
[02:43:23] with you
[02:43:30] terrible news y'all
[02:43:35] need to go on in the bucket a large amount of blood
[02:43:39] it's kind of my ex's strategy bro
[02:43:44] I'm free
[02:44:00] this is literally like they're talking like college freshman roommates
[02:44:20] Sorry, didn't mean to interrupt.
[02:44:39] Make shift knife.
[02:44:40] Oh my god.
[02:44:44] You literally have saved my life.
[02:44:46] Can be used to fight out the enemy for the rest of the game.
[02:44:58] Recovery item please.
[02:45:02] Now we're talking.
[02:45:05] Take a three piece.
[02:45:16] huge okay then flip the switch now they won't come in here because the lights
[02:45:23] are on I'm hoping I'm hoping it's not the opposite I'm hoping that all enemies
[02:45:27] oh my knife's almost out of durability oh no
[02:45:35] Green herb. Big for a guy like me.
[02:45:44] Yeah, yeah, flush it real quick. Cause of distraction.
[02:45:53] One of these, I'm going to flush it and a key is going to pop out.
[02:46:01] This is actually, oh wait one second, bathtub full of blood, they're just brining it.
[02:46:13] As a man, this is actually what it's like to use a public bathroom.
[02:46:16] Not so much the bathtub full of blood, not much experience with that, but pretty much
[02:46:20] every stall you go into you do have to flush, because I guess the dude who used it before
[02:46:24] just decided like, nah I'm kind of done with all that for some reason.
[02:46:30] I mean, I'd love to say that it's because they're evil, but I think it's really just like people
[02:46:35] be looking at their phones and stuff.
[02:46:38] They finish going to the bathroom, they like wipe, hopefully, and then pull up, and then
[02:46:42] they go, oh, now I can look at my phone some more.
[02:46:45] Time to spend some more time looking at phone.
[02:47:00] I'm just trolling this fella, that's for sure.
[02:47:03] Anything here for a guy like me?
[02:47:07] Lean herb for a guy like me.
[02:47:21] Checking the map for a guy like me,
[02:47:22] because now, now I'm back where I started.
[02:47:30] Now, I'm back where I started as a simple lock, a pantry door, and a door with an indent.
[02:47:41] I think we...
[02:47:42] I think we need to go to the pantry.
[02:47:52] I kind of just got out of the kitchen as soon as I...
[02:47:55] As soon as I could.
[02:47:58] Am I interrupting, boys?
[02:48:09] Ammo?
[02:48:15] I'm not sticking around there close the close the door
[02:48:34] My kind of function
[02:48:36] Remember this one actually you may not but for a very brief period in the early 2010s
[02:48:42] There was a kind of fad restaurant, I'm sorry, it's not the time, now's not the time.
[02:48:53] You're gonna be like, this didn't exist.
[02:48:55] I know they had a location in Toronto, I don't know where else they had it.
[02:49:02] That's really bad for a guy like me.
[02:49:04] You know, I can't talk about it right now.
[02:49:06] Get back to me later.
[02:49:08] For now?
[02:49:10] Oh my god, the knife just broke.
[02:49:13] But I did chop off his own.
[02:49:16] Ammo, ammo?
[02:49:20] Make sure the knife, that's big.
[02:49:22] Nothing.
[02:49:23] Ammo, huge.
[02:49:26] Two handgun ammo?
[02:49:27] You're trolling me.
[02:49:38] you should be seated I'm not in want to use my second bullet on you that's what
[02:49:45] I only get so many he's done we get an all-ah better knife actually huge no more
[02:49:58] green herb devastating anyway long story short very briefly there was a I don't
[02:50:05] know if it was a chain or just a concept that was used in multiple
[02:50:07] locations where you would eat sushi off of a naked person's body and I remember
[02:50:12] you're gonna think you know because it was so long ago you probably thought that
[02:50:16] I was like wow that's awesome when in actuality I remember bringing it up
[02:50:21] either on YouTube or to chat and I was like this seems insanely stupid and then
[02:50:26] a bunch of like 15 year olds were like no man that's awesome that's probably
[02:50:33] amazing and I had to be the adult in the room. Level one security lock. Minus two back to
[02:50:48] the game. I didn't invent the restaurant, you know? I'm just... Let's go in now. Dude,
[02:50:56] I love the idea of like cheering during a stream like it's a sporting event. That's
[02:51:02] kind of sick. But like if the stream has been bad for like a couple minutes, like
[02:51:09] they start getting a a chant going or something, go and hell, go, go and hell, go.
[02:51:16] And then somebody gets like a little too intoxicated and then takes like the
[02:51:20] trash talking like way too far and then someone has to go, bro, there's kids
[02:51:24] kids here. We're just trying to have a nice family outing at the Canucks game and then
[02:51:32] it wouldn't even know it. Wait, wait, wait. We take these. Eight handgun ammo. Life is
[02:51:41] good let's go let's go get him
[02:51:56] He ain't done yet.
[02:52:07] He's done.
[02:52:08] He's done.
[02:52:09] Always make sure you reload.
[02:52:19] These residents are so evil.
[02:52:21] You know, it's like a few years on Twitter when the dominant meme format was that lady
[02:52:32] smoking outside when it's insanely cold and then she puts the cigarette down and runs away
[02:52:37] really fast.
[02:52:39] It's giving that vibe.
[02:52:42] The residents are so evil.
[02:52:50] Sad freaking out girl, yeah.
[02:52:53] That's all I didn't know her name.
[02:52:59] A large amount of blood.
[02:53:04] Green herb?
[02:53:08] Just one nap.
[02:53:12] Now we're talking, bro.
[02:53:20] I don't want to intrude. It must be a wedding. Green herb? Play the piano, run away. That's
[02:53:42] big. Please tell me that's a typewriter. Not a typewriter, just a model. You know, it'd
[02:54:03] be an awesome job in my opinion that if I may be honest, I do think I would suck at
[02:54:08] the job, but I think it would be a cool job. Being the person who makes models of condos
[02:54:20] that have not been built yet, that you use to sell to investors to get them to invest
[02:54:28] in the condominium. I think being the person that makes that model, that must be cool,
[02:54:35] They're indents from writing. Okay. Wait, I've seen I've seen movies. We need a like a pencil and then we go
[02:54:45] Yeah, like building condos for ants exactly
[02:54:57] Unicorn trinket box it rattles when tilted
[02:55:01] Oh, does it? Oh, does it? Oh, does it? And then we take that beast back to the door with
[02:55:16] the indentation.
[02:55:17] How do I feel about this dream right here? I mean, you don't start nothing, won't be
[02:55:28] nothing. He legit said you're fired. Okay, you're starting something. There's gonna be
[02:55:34] something. Get him. Sit yourself. What do you got for me? Blood everywhere. I invested
[02:55:53] resources in this, thinking that there would be more bullets on the ground. The
[02:55:59] reason I even took any shots is because I thought there would be some bullets on
[02:56:03] the ground. In the desk. Oh, I knew it. Wait, this is giving secret compartment
[02:56:15] energy. I suspect we'll receive a visit from the DSO shortly. I want you to enact code
[02:56:26] 6 of 2330. I've achieved my goal and no longer have any need for this place. And then that's
[02:56:33] note number five apparently. One of these books is going to blow this whole system
[02:56:43] wide open bro. So much for the old 9 to 17.
[02:56:53] Oh moon sun star moon
[02:57:14] Now we're officially gaming bro moon sun star moon that's big chairmen's note
[02:57:19] So, excuse me, Brenda, write this down, moon, sun, star, moon. Save some graphite for the
[02:57:30] rest of us. I know you were that kid in school, where after someone got poked with a pencil,
[02:57:37] they would go like, watch out for lead poisoning, and then you would go, actually,
[02:57:41] pencils are made of graphite now. Bro, we're nine. Like, how do you know this?
[02:57:52] How do you know so much about graphite, bro? You're literally in the fourth grade.
[02:57:56] And they, oh, dude, I never thought of that. Then you say graphite poisoning.
[02:58:02] Wait, that's awesome!
[02:58:11] That's pretty peak.
[02:58:15] Chairman's office, we got to sneak through the bar and lounge and go back down the staircase.
[02:58:23] My sister stuck a pencil lead in my eyebrow piece of it still stuck there to this day.
[02:58:28] Human body is kind of crazy. Occasionally you will hear stories of people that are like,
[02:58:34] I stepped on a like a piece of glass in like 1992 and it just got pushed out of my body
[02:58:41] like the other day. Like I was in the shower and I heard like blink and it fell out of
[02:58:47] my foot.
[02:58:49] Oh.
[02:58:51] The baby in here?
[02:59:03] in here?
[02:59:04] Why is it an evil baby?
[02:59:23] Puzzle is on the wall with the room with the notebook.
[02:59:25] You missed it?
[02:59:26] Okay, one second.
[02:59:27] I do appreciate that, by the way.
[02:59:30] You might think like, I know a lot of streamers are not pro-backseeding, I basically think
[02:59:34] everybody in chat is just trying to be as helpful as possible at all times.
[02:59:40] If you had not told me that, I would have yelled at you later and been like, why didn't
[02:59:44] anybody tell me that?
[02:59:49] A backseater in Resident Evil?
[02:59:52] I remember when the game only had back-eaters, you know what I'm talking about?
[02:59:58] zombies who they were right behind you and they take a little chunk out of you with their teeth.
[03:00:16] This must be the chairman's room. They brought the dude like eight different fruits.
[03:00:21] this this this has puzzle lighting let's go at L oh you're right how did I
[03:00:29] miss this man now I got to go back and look at the note because it's been so
[03:00:33] long moon Sun Star Moon
[03:00:39] I was so stupid I was literally like I can't read the words moon son star huge the moon
[03:01:04] courts, which we can put in the door. If keys were like this, man, I mean that would be so.
[03:01:11] I guess it wouldn't be that effective as like a lock, considering it's a lot of things
[03:01:16] of shape like this, but that's awesome. Looks tasty. It does look like it would be like
[03:01:28] like a candy that has an apple flavor to it or something.
[03:01:51] I can see Lychee as well.
[03:01:58] could shoot the singer? Yeah, I don't think we're going to do that. Because that's how
[03:02:05] I know that that's the room where the singing is, is because the singers there. Thank you
[03:02:15] for the defense chance. Actually, a defense is looking pretty good. We got six or seven
[03:02:19] bullets right now filing room has a security point where was the door with
[03:02:29] the in the door with the indent but we can't go to the door with the indent
[03:02:33] bro the first thing you got to go to the save point then you go to the door
[03:02:37] with the indent, and then we use our coins in the parlor. Oh. Yes, yes. Do we already
[03:02:55] know what's on the mom disk? If I know moms, probably pictures of myself when I was a kid.
[03:03:07] I mean, he gets a lot of blood.
[03:03:19] Prompt on the ground that says there's blood everywhere is really funny.
[03:03:32] This guy's obsessed with lighting.
[03:03:36] literally like David Cronenberg. Wait, wait, wait, turn the lights on, follow the rules.
[03:03:48] Bro, they made a zombie out of chat. I know you're saying he's like so relatable. Don't
[03:04:01] I'm the type of guy who likes to have the exact same meal at the exact same time every day.
[03:04:08] We all got roles to play. I'm the one who eats. You're the one who says, don't you feel like mixing it up ever?
[03:04:18] You already know the vibe.
[03:04:20] By the way, we are approaching the end of the sponsored segment here. Thanks again to Capcom and Nintendo
[03:04:24] for giving me a chance to play Resident Evil Requiem on the Nintendo Switch 2,
[03:04:27] switch too which is available now via the panel art below. We'll give you some
[03:04:32] more information about that or link in the video description or a pinned
[03:04:35] comment. Go check it out but we're not we're not leaving just yet because I
[03:04:40] mean I gotta I mean I've got a puzzle that I can solve. You never leave with
[03:04:44] a puzzle you can solve.
[03:04:57] Oh, man.
[03:05:17] Not a single person said hashtag ad, more like hashtag added to my cart?
[03:05:29] I got ears.
[03:05:31] Dude, you sound like a streamer.
[03:05:42] I'm holding West.
[03:05:53] Steps West.
[03:05:55] You could do it at L. You know what?
[03:05:58] This is the kind of game where if you were like a hockey viewer, you could say something
[03:06:02] like, shoot!
[03:06:07] And it would actually be appropriate.
[03:06:09] I was like on the power play you're like I think they got that one figured out
[03:06:13] though I think they got that one figured out unless you're the team that I
[03:06:19] root for. Hold your breath. Your right crosshair placement. Are you feeling alright? You sound
[03:06:40] a little sick? I'm feeling great, Eddie. Can I say something? I'm a little tired. That's
[03:06:47] about it. But thank you for noticing. I don't take that as a neg. I take that as my genuine
[03:06:56] good friend Yeti wanting what's best for me in this life and being empathetic.
[03:07:08] Okay, bro. If you're just going to camp, I'm going to play a little further inside then. It's that
[03:07:13] simple. I literally like this guy. Like this guy is a buff as far as I'm concerned. I really
[03:07:32] I'd really like to go down that way.
[03:07:34] Ah, I was looking at Chad and I didn't see you.
[03:07:44] Oh, what the, you're my boy though!
[03:07:55] He hates the flashlight.
[03:07:57] Is this where I want to be?
[03:08:10] It is if I can get to the door on the left, which should be through here.
[03:08:20] Look at that.
[03:08:26] Brother.
[03:08:28] You know what?
[03:08:32] He's starting to tease me off.
[03:08:35] Pull the fire alarm.
[03:08:37] Bro, you sound like you live in Victoria Hall.
[03:08:41] I know if you're British, you're going who?
[03:08:46] It's a building on the university campus which I attended.
[03:08:50] That was famous for having fire alarm.
[03:08:55] you know what buddy you're lucky I forgot about my special press though that one
[03:09:01] literally might be lethal that seems bad okay that's two for the price of one
[03:09:10] that seems like a little bit too much guys there's no shot I'm ending this
[03:09:17] segment without putting the indentation into the indentation it's not
[03:09:24] gonna happen. I should have just reloaded my save the first time. Look at that. Candy!
[03:09:47] Who's here? Oh, that's it. It's this one. I bet y'all
[03:09:53] Whoa
[03:09:55] No shot bro. Yes
[03:10:02] Simulated gambling
[03:10:06] What the no she's crashing out they're gonna ask you to leave
[03:10:17] You got there got something in your hand for me. Oh you do a credit card
[03:10:25] East Wing T card. We're pulling on the thread and the whole sweater is starting
[03:10:31] the unravel and the green herb. I'll keep I'll keep the green herb I will
[03:10:41] drop my my worst knife. I will drop my key item. I guess we could just go back
[03:10:52] and put the can you can you just move it to my inventory please. I can move it
[03:10:58] around here. There you go. Yeah yeah. You know you got it right there. Drop the
[03:11:06] good one. No I dropped the one I had more of your ability but it's a worse
[03:11:10] It's a worst gun or a worst knife, I should say.
[03:11:15] In the meantime, though, if you'll give me a moment here, grab the antique coin and then
[03:11:25] rip did I win oh goodbye items are you a backpack increase allows you to carry
[03:11:48] more items cost three I mean that's compulsory bro what about this stabilizer
[03:11:57] max health override manual increases the blood collector's capacity by 50 holy
[03:12:06] cow you hear someone sniffing behind me
[03:12:18] That's awesome. This is how people were buying sandwiches out of vending machines in like 1950.
[03:12:36] Or for the max health. Stabilizer costs four. Don't have enough, bro. Don't have enough.
[03:12:44] Are we not wearing it?
[03:12:45] Yeah, yeah.
[03:12:46] I mean, you saw, we got a little, got a little hip pouch there.
[03:12:52] She's walking with purpose now.
[03:12:56] I really thought I would be able to, to play the roulette.
[03:13:01] I guess I could play it, but I thought there could be stakes.
[03:13:05] Now, we're in trouble because I actually remember where I'm going.
[03:13:12] She walks on her feet, nod her toes.
[03:13:15] I'm telling you, orthopedic shoes for people who are toe walkers is a growth industry, bro.
[03:13:23] I'm not saying it's going to be the next trillion dollar company, but I think it's got some
[03:13:29] serious potential.
[03:13:33] Invest, invest.
[03:13:34] I'm going to start cold emailing every podiatrist in the city and be like, do you want
[03:13:41] to get in on this. We've got a lot of tailwinds right now.
[03:13:51] Alright, anyway. This has been Resident Evil Requiem. Thank you again to Capcom and Nintendo
[03:13:57] for giving me a chance to check this out. I had a great time. It's available now.
[03:14:01] Let's go over the bullet points again. It's the newest mainline Resident Evil game.
[03:14:06] This is only the ninth mainline Resident Evil game. It's also the first time that
[03:14:09] Leon Kennedy has been in a new mainline Resident Evil game since Resident Evil 6, which I believe
[03:14:14] came out in 2012. He's back and the fits are more fire than ever. You can also, there's
[03:14:20] two different characters that you play as. You got Grace Ashcroft who's got a little bit
[03:14:23] more of a traditional survival horror type vibe to her. And then you've got Leon Kennedy
[03:14:29] who's, I mean, knocking chainsaws out of zombies' hands and then roundhouse kicking
[03:14:34] zombies in the solar plexus, but the stories intersect and they interweave and they come
[03:14:40] together and they come apart. I am playing it on the Nintendo Switch 2. If you want more
[03:14:45] information about that, scroll down below the video player, click on the panel art or
[03:14:49] exclamation point requiem to click on the link to get more information about it. If you're
[03:14:53] watching on YouTube, you can go to the video description, there will be a link in there.
[03:14:58] for now though. Thanks for watching. I hope you've had a good time with this so far.
[03:15:05] Oh you requiem. For now I'm going to go pee and then we're going to come back and play
[03:15:12] something else. Be right back. I'm going to leave the game open though just in case
[03:15:15] a zombie eats me because it'll be a funny clip.
[03:17:28] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, is this the first time in history I could actually use
[03:17:55] the knock feature. The knock on Apollo stream and ask if he wants to collaborate. Playing
[03:18:03] Counter Strike? Big. You can get gut nothing. Way, way, way, way, way, way. Are you in?
[03:18:18] If I had gotten a carambit with this, it would have been like 4K or some shit. Are you in
[03:18:21] the kind of emotional place where I could knock upon your door and ask to
[03:18:29] have someone that's an unbiased person to collaborate know anything about nice
[03:18:33] when I first thought I was like yeah looks cool
[03:18:38] now we wait Ryan you fucked up man Ryan you fucked up so bad what the fuck
[03:18:44] I have a five-stack.
[03:18:45] No!
[03:18:49] Hello.
[03:18:50] Hello, Staggy.
[03:18:50] Hello.
[03:18:51] Hello.
[03:18:52] They replaced me.
[03:18:53] No.
[03:18:55] Ryan, Ryan, you canceled Jackbox
[03:18:57] and then I asked about CS and you didn't reply.
[03:19:01] So we went and made our own CS stack.
[03:19:03] I'm sorry.
[03:19:04] That's fair.
[03:19:05] What I will say is I did not cancel Jackbox.
[03:19:11] We had a weak quorum.
[03:19:13] Those are my exact words.
[03:19:15] Who's gone?
[03:19:15] Who's gone?
[03:19:17] Good morning, Staggy.
[03:19:19] Hey, good morning.
[03:19:21] Good morning.
[03:19:21] Nice to meet you.
[03:19:22] I love you.
[03:19:23] Nice to meet you.
[03:19:24] Nice to meet a friend, Apollo.
[03:19:25] OK, they're talking to the staff, which makes sense.
[03:19:28] But I did not cancel Jackbox.
[03:19:30] We had a weak quorum.
[03:19:33] Because we did not plan for Jackbox.
[03:19:36] It was just kind of assumed that it's every Friday.
[03:19:38] But then yesterday, Justin was like,
[03:19:41] are we doing Jackbox tomorrow?
[03:19:42] And I said, I will if you guys want.
[03:19:44] And I think only like one person said, let's do it.
[03:19:48] Which is why at 9.01 AM I said, we have a weak quorum.
[03:19:53] I said, if I'm reading the room here,
[03:19:54] I feel like we have a weak quorum on Jackbox.
[03:19:58] So maybe we'll give it a week and go next.
[03:20:06] Which is fine.
[03:20:07] Oh dude, there's like so much shit that I want to fucking play too.
[03:20:13] Did you see that game that got linked in the discord last night?
[03:20:16] That is kind of like its friend slot but it's asymmetric friend slot or maybe it's completely
[03:20:21] symmetric social deduction in a good way.
[03:20:24] It's called like scam line or something like that.
[03:20:26] I saw that it's eight, four to eight people spawn in adjacent rooms where all they
[03:20:35] have in the room is a telephone that can call other rooms and they have to try to solve
[03:20:39] tasks using deception before anybody else can. And I went, yes! And Super Battle Golf
[03:20:46] is so good. And Counter Strike is so good. And Jack Fox is so good.
[03:20:52] They don't know how to interpret quorum? Well, I don't know the exact definition,
[03:21:00] but I feel like I used it right. One second. Quorum. The minimum number of members
[03:21:03] of an assembly or society that must be president at any of its meetings to make the proceedings
[03:21:07] of that meeting valid? Yeah, I think we fucking got it. I mean, for Jackbots, you need at least
[03:21:13] four is quorum, but that's a weak quorum. Five is really what you want to have. Five plus.
[03:21:21] Okay, one second. Let me, let me turn off my Nintendo Switch 2 here.
[03:21:33] Or, wait a second, or do we keep it on and play Mario Tennis Fever singles?
[03:21:41] So if I ever play doubles again with my wife, I don't embarrass myself and lose aura.
[03:21:49] That might be the move, man. That might be the move.
[03:21:52] I call myself the Roger Federer of Tennis, Estimation Point Prime, Mr. No Back Hair,
[03:22:11] Mr. New P.C., Mario Tennis, Fever.
[03:22:31] Mr. No Doubles, partner.
[03:22:33] Mr. My wife sent me to train in Mario Tennis
[03:22:36] before she would play more with me.
[03:22:40] Mr. Duel in my own damn thing. Yeah, exactly.
[03:22:52] Mr. Ditch by my friends. Mr. Sixth Man in the Counter Strike stack.
[03:22:57] Yeah, that is. That's really good. Mr. Sixth Man in the five stack. I love that.
[03:23:05] Everyone, we're back with Mario Tennis Aces. Can I say something?
[03:23:08] and I'd say this, put this in the clip so there's context, okay?
[03:23:12] I'm giving Dan something to react to but I'm also holding his feet to the fire
[03:23:15] two times this week, two times this week. I've taken an issue with Dan.
[03:23:20] One is, he played the horsey game, which I think presently could be Game of the Year.
[03:23:27] I, let me think about that, I don't necessarily, okay, I'm not getting it, I've unlocked
[03:23:30] everything! Okay, wait, wait, wait, thwomp racket might be kind of sick though.
[03:23:34] Okay, we unlocked everything. Two times this week, and put this all in the clip, but it's
[03:23:41] going to be a long clip. Two times this week, I've taken issue with Daniel. One is he booted
[03:23:47] up horsey game, possibly 2026 game of the year so far. How did he play it? He bet
[03:23:52] on four horse races, lost every single one, and then didn't interface with any other
[03:23:56] mechanics in the game, just stopped playing it and immediately did like an eight minute
[03:24:00] Arc Raiders raid. Which, you're not, if you think that horsey game is just about
[03:24:05] betting on random horses, you just scratch the surface. You don't even really
[03:24:10] know what's happening. The other one is, Kate said you got to see this and she put
[03:24:14] on a vaude of him playing Mario Tennis. He skips the whole tutorial, goes online
[03:24:19] and gets rinsed, and then Kate was like you got to play a little bit of the
[03:24:23] story to learn what to do, and in the story the whole time he's just
[03:24:27] mashing the button as fast as he can go and blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
[03:24:31] blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
[03:24:34] does nothing in the story
[03:24:36] goes online again and gets rinsed and then says I'm putting this game on eBay
[03:24:41] I'm and I'm saying this out of respect
[03:24:43] because I think I know that why I've heard that the way that dopamine
[03:24:47] works
[03:24:48] is that there's always like a compensation on the downside whenever you go
[03:24:52] to the upside
[03:24:53] I'm thinking that a week ago
[03:24:55] opening so many counter strike cases might have flooded his brain with so much dopamine
[03:25:00] that he's now in like a one week valley where he can'ts make it through the tutorial of
[03:25:07] anything that's not giving him instant gratification.
[03:25:10] I think he can make it back but we've gotta force him to stay in the chair and read some
[03:25:15] words out loud and interface with some games beyond just instant gratification.
[03:25:21] Because I've been there, I've been there when you open a couple of cases and all
[03:25:25] All of a sudden you're like, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, more, more, more, faster,
[03:25:28] faster, faster, but you have to, you have to compensate on the downside as well.
[03:25:32] Anyway, let's get into this ranked match.
[03:25:38] I was there with Super Auto Pets, this is a rare blind salamander dog for sure.
[03:25:43] Put me on, I'll play with Fever Rackets and honestly I felt like I was getting
[03:25:47] somewhere with Waluigi, man.
[03:25:50] Now what do we got like look at all this stuff man quick case-opening well we didn't do any last time so
[03:25:59] The shove racket I
[03:26:03] Don't know about that little too nuanced for a guy like me
[03:26:07] Metal makes you invincible gives you a power boost
[03:26:11] Creates a thwomp above where the ball bounces that will squish any player that gets close
[03:26:16] turns balls into bullets that can be knocked back.
[03:26:21] Let's give it a try with the thmop, though, man.
[03:26:26] Now, I've realized what my problem is in Mario Tennis,
[03:26:30] and I am doing singles so that I can be better the next time I play with my wife.
[03:26:34] It's just like real life, you know, you don't want to be the anchor on the bubbles team.
[03:26:37] I pressed the button to charge up my...
[03:26:44] I was going to call it an attack, but I guess it's a swing.
[03:26:49] I press the button to charge my swing way too early.
[03:26:53] Way way way too early.
[03:26:55] And I panic and my timing is all screwed up.
[03:26:57] It's Akronov again!
[03:26:59] It's literally just the two of us.
[03:27:02] Okay.
[03:27:03] Okay, Akronov, go ahead and do what you gotta do.
[03:27:06] I felt the slice coming.
[03:27:09] Look at that.
[03:27:11] We put it behind you.
[03:27:13] Oh! Also! Alright, that was a big shot.
[03:27:19] Um, apparently, my wife was telling me...
[03:27:23] My wife was telling me...
[03:27:29] You can kind of see where they're gonna hit the ball based on their, uh...
[03:27:32] Based on the position of their racket.
[03:27:38] No!
[03:27:41] There you go. Get Dwarves, kid!
[03:27:43] Oh, dude, Akronov is kinda rinsing me.
[03:27:46] That's how it's happening.
[03:27:48] Oh! Dude, Akronov is beating my fucking ass!
[03:27:52] What's going on?
[03:27:57] Oh my god, Akronov is up on the 5G.
[03:27:59] Okay, we gotta lock in. This is a point-end-out type situation.
[03:28:05] Dude, okay, get back on the board.
[03:28:07] Literally, he has a thwomp that's trying to land on him.
[03:28:11] That's big for a guy like me. We're so back in. What happened to my plop though?
[03:28:22] I gotta give you some credit after my thoughts. I'm sure you were going back for the slice.
[03:28:32] Match point.
[03:28:34] This will be the match point.
[03:28:36] And...
[03:28:38] We're going that way.
[03:28:40] Oh, shit!
[03:28:42] I gotta give you some credit, Akronov.
[03:28:44] Akronov, you've learned how to play a little bit.
[03:28:48] You've learned how to play a little bit.
[03:28:52] Can you make the flowers shut up?
[03:28:54] You can, but I'm not going to.
[03:28:56] I've decided that I'm not going to.
[03:28:58] I repeat my search why because he goes oh an easy one he goes that shop was so
[03:29:10] high was the gala was the aim that pierced the heavens king Arthur okay we
[03:29:15] just lost to a b-minus put us up against the upbeat great start okay
[03:29:21] Honestly, I didn't realize how slow the Dirt Court would be. That's my bad.
[03:29:28] That's gonna be the hardest shot that's ever been hit.
[03:29:37] I like to give him a little... I like to give him an early lead to start with.
[03:29:45] That one's going this way.
[03:29:47] Oh great now I'm thwomping myself he's going to oh my god even later on in the middle
[03:29:53] oh no no no no no it's a damn disaster bro it's a fucking crisis
[03:30:00] I'll block for you.
[03:30:07] No, I'm getting blocked again.
[03:30:15] Body shot, that's huge.
[03:30:16] Okay, check that out.
[03:30:20] Sometimes the only way to finish is to get a body shot.
[03:30:25] I've been saying that for years.
[03:30:34] HIT IT, GORUIGI!
[03:30:37] Oh my god, okay.
[03:30:38] Hold, hold, hold. We actually have a chance to compete with this Yoshi.
[03:30:43] That's a huge one. We're right back in there.
[03:30:47] He's not giving me much time to react, though. I'll give you that.
[03:30:49] I think you lob it right up the bat. I'll be honest.
[03:30:53] I didn't expect the fella to hang out on the base, I thought for sure he was gonna push up.
[03:31:08] I'm fucked, I'm fucked.
[03:31:10] 6-2, we can finish it with 6-7 though, that's big.
[03:31:13] Why don't they just play it like normal men's tennis?
[03:31:17] And just have like whoever is serving automatically wins the game.
[03:31:20] the game like that that's just just hit an ace bro it's not that hard Carlos
[03:31:24] Carlos Alperas does it 35 times again great great I got stuck by lightning
[03:31:35] okay we're doing a little bit better there starting to pick it back up you'll
[03:31:43] get a whole rank if you change camera in settings actually you're so real
[03:31:46] for that? I thought we were on raised camera. We've unlocked a new color of
[03:31:56] Koopa Troopa guys.
[03:32:04] You know what?
[03:32:11] You should also enable different lob and drop in settings. Actually, that's very...
[03:32:15] very first off some confidence camera I have some respect they should say ball
[03:32:23] is gonna be standard ball cameras gonna be raised I do think our our to me feels
[03:32:29] more like a lob what have I done our to me feels like a lob SR feels more like
[03:32:42] a drop ZL lob ZR drop here's save changes take me back to a ranked match
[03:32:56] with fever rackets I don't think Waluigi is my problem to be honest with you
[03:33:01] wait wait wait why did I pick Waluigi powerful flat shot is extra strong
[03:33:08] Popspin shot can charge up in a flash. Popspin is a pretty devastating shot to
[03:33:15] be honest with you. Returns are extra strong to hit right when the ball
[03:33:22] bounces. Zips around the court at high speed. Powerful slices extra strong can
[03:33:30] push you back. Wide curving slice this is this can trick people online but
[03:33:37] That's got to be a crutch.
[03:33:39] Slice is quick to charge.
[03:33:41] Give me a Wario topspin that's easy to charge.
[03:33:45] And then the fever rackets, I don't know, man.
[03:33:48] Golden Dash seemed kind of OP when I was playing with Kate.
[03:33:51] In doubles, it actually seemed really bad,
[03:33:53] but in singles, it looked okay.
[03:33:55] And plus, a big man moving that fast.
[03:33:58] It's gonna look like that NFL combine, man.
[03:34:02] All right, Akronov, let's do this.
[03:34:04] Come on!
[03:34:05] Come on!
[03:34:07] Okay, now go over there and slice, obviously.
[03:34:14] Okay, there's no way we're getting to that one.
[03:34:25] Dude, Wario's Topspin?
[03:34:30] That's what he's about.
[03:34:32] Wario's Topspin?
[03:34:33] Kind of crazy.
[03:34:34] He's got you chasing.
[03:34:35] well can I say something and with fairness to Akronov I don't know what
[03:34:42] his lifestyle is like but if somebody makes a video of you and it's like called
[03:34:47] the humiliation ritual of Akronov it probably motivates you a little bit
[03:34:52] more to spend a little time in the lab you know
[03:35:05] into the tornado so they don't know what the fuck's going to happen huge huge guys I don't remember which ones I don't remember which ones are and which ones out
[03:35:16] that'll leave okay I've been I've been I've been screwed up by this tornado that's fair we um now I've forgotten again
[03:35:28] Yeah, you can see that she's coming with you.
[03:35:33] Right is dropped.
[03:35:34] Left is locked.
[03:35:35] Elviraub!
[03:35:36] Ah!
[03:35:37] Five shot.
[03:35:38] We're so bad.
[03:35:39] Five three.
[03:35:40] All right, I know you're doing a slice.
[03:35:43] Oh God!
[03:35:44] That's not a slice.
[03:35:45] Obviously, we got those.
[03:35:46] Oh, he's shoving.
[03:35:47] He's shoving.
[03:35:48] He's shoving.
[03:35:49] He's shoving.
[03:35:50] He's shoving.
[03:35:51] Obviously we got those.
[03:35:58] He's shoving.
[03:35:59] Get it, get it!
[03:36:00] Oh, he could have gotten it too.
[03:36:05] Okay, we can actually, we can win with these cats.
[03:36:11] That's big.
[03:36:12] You probably shouldn't have that.
[03:36:15] Oh my God, we got an ace.
[03:36:20] we're back in there now you always return the cops because it puts them on
[03:36:24] its toes
[03:36:34] so back and now that I got the left and right technology I appreciate that I
[03:36:39] appreciate the setup
[03:36:43] get it get it overlocked oh oh this pizza party
[03:37:01] we are that's that's gonna be tough to get to that's gonna be tough to get to
[03:37:04] that was a hell of a rat it bring him back I get to serve
[03:37:13] I got a minute for you guys, this is an amazing play.
[03:37:17] Haters will say you were just standing in the middle of the net mashing the button as fast
[03:37:21] as possible, but I know that required real skill, because this is a Nintendo game.
[03:37:26] Cope?
[03:37:27] I mean, I know, it takes one to no one.
[03:37:33] Let's put it that way.
[03:37:36] Repeat my search.
[03:37:39] Left is lob.
[03:37:41] Left is lob.
[03:37:42] drop left is lob right is drop left is lob right is drop L lob right drop not
[03:37:48] Jason this game must have been a huge success
[03:37:56] Jason you're in a world of hope buddy
[03:38:00] And then, stop me if you've heard this one before, oh and now you've got the magic wand
[03:38:16] on your side, and now hit this right into the magic wand, your HP is looking a little
[03:38:26] Not to mention you got a freaking frying pan.
[03:38:35] Just impossible to hit, honestly, you can't really be mad about that.
[03:38:38] Wait, Warriors Thompson is insane, bro.
[03:38:41] I'm not beating the, um, my skill is completely dependent on my opponent's skill, uh, allegations,
[03:38:48] bro.
[03:38:49] He's gonna get that.
[03:38:56] And now he's dropped.
[03:38:59] Oh, he started something like that, then left.
[03:39:01] Oh, I really thought I had him too.
[03:39:05] I really thought I had him.
[03:39:07] You know what?
[03:39:08] I thought that was a slice coming the other way.
[03:39:12] Yes, yes, the humiliation of Jason.
[03:39:15] Yes, yes!
[03:39:17] 6, 9, match point.
[03:39:27] We get those, we get those, we get those!
[03:39:29] Oh no, did he get the dash? Because I sent him, he sent it back at me.
[03:39:37] Get it!
[03:39:38] Guys, it's falling apart, it's falling apart.
[03:39:41] He has a freaking magic wand right in my service area too.
[03:39:44] Oh my god, we won.
[03:39:51] Absolutely huge.
[03:40:01] It's crazy how like one win is worth like more than 70 losses.
[03:40:07] How are we at this rating, man?
[03:40:10] Get a more disrespectful racket.
[03:40:13] I'm telling you, when you get it right, the dash is crazy.
[03:40:22] And it looks funny. It looks funny to see a big guy moving really fast.
[03:40:26] Scares people too.
[03:40:28] What the heck?
[03:40:29] I don't want to see anybody cheering on Brandon inside.
[03:40:35] He's almost had it.
[03:40:43] Can you hit the ball? Oh, that's horrible.
[03:40:47] And now he's got Amps. Now he's got Amps.
[03:40:51] Okay, I know what we're doing here.
[03:40:53] Start him with one of those.
[03:40:56] Then hit him with one of those.
[03:41:00] Then a little grave recovery.
[03:41:02] I knew it was coming too. I knew it was coming.
[03:41:09] Wait, I gotta use my special, bro.
[03:41:11] They didn't see that command. Now I got Turbo Dash.
[03:41:20] No, because I'm gonna knock it back on you.
[03:41:23] I love it, love it! There's a drop!
[03:41:29] Oh my god, look at this ship.
[03:41:32] I just thought there was nothing that could be done, man.
[03:41:42] The whole place is lightning!
[03:41:47] Embarrassing to knock it in the same spot, oh no, no, no.
[03:41:53] I'm taking amps, myself!
[03:41:55] I'm taking amps!
[03:41:57] The salty run back in this game is definitely just taking whatever just beat you.
[03:42:17] Get it.
[03:42:21] Yes, Christ, man.
[03:42:27] Amps seem really annoying.
[03:42:29] I mean, the thwomp doesn't even do any damage to you.
[03:42:32] Oh my god, we lost...
[03:42:33] We lost 7 points.
[03:42:35] The thwomp doesn't even do any damage to you,
[03:42:37] but the lightning just fucking bodies you, bro.
[03:42:40] Give me the amp by a mile.
[03:42:42] It's this one, right?
[03:42:46] Frozen761, why shouldn't I ban you right now for your insolent comments?
[03:42:57] I'm not gonna forget frozen 761 it's frozen with a pH
[03:43:05] One, two, I'm modded. And by modded I mean modded.
[03:43:10] But also modded I suppose.
[03:43:14] I lived.
[03:43:18] Ouch!
[03:43:20] Okay, I am on fire and there is an amp on my side. I was like, why don't I have my dash?
[03:43:24] obviously I know why I don't have my dash because I replaced my dash with amp
[03:43:29] okay let now we're both having fun right now we're both having a lot of fun
[03:43:42] wait you might be even the math dog
[03:43:47] Little topspin to this side.
[03:43:54] It's un-hitable because I'm on-
[03:43:57] Oh and then they're tanking my amps when the play is safe!
[03:44:07] Generational oil up.
[03:44:15] We get up there we get up there and punish and send the amps back
[03:44:21] Oh, oh, shit
[03:44:37] That's got to stay that was awesome
[03:44:42] I like how he goes wow come on
[03:44:45] Like you could tell why he really wants this
[03:44:53] That's my plot
[03:45:06] Hit it bro hit the ball charge your topspin
[03:45:15] You can't get back to the base landed at the ball
[03:45:31] What was she using she's using fire flowers we got to use fire flowers bro
[03:45:38] Let's get you back on while Luigi is staggering man
[03:45:45] Yeah, Rosalina lobbed.
[03:45:47] Ten just got a little rock, paper, scissors broke, because here's the thing.
[03:45:52] They lobbed to me, I play at the baseline.
[03:45:56] They play, they know I'm at the baseline, they start sending drop shots, so I play
[03:46:00] up.
[03:46:01] If I play up, they start lobbing me.
[03:46:04] I guess we gotta be the person who makes them run first.
[03:46:09] Oh, shit.
[03:46:12] Oh shit.
[03:46:18] He's too close.
[03:46:20] I used the wrong shot.
[03:46:23] There you go. Make him bleed.
[03:46:25] Then hit him with one of these.
[03:46:27] That's right. Get him moving.
[03:46:29] Then just catch him with it.
[03:46:31] Catch him with a quick one.
[03:46:33] That was a great rally.
[03:46:34] Honestly, great rally.
[03:46:42] This is where we punish with our kill shot. Oh my god, he really sucks. He really sucks.
[03:46:48] Please. Lob him. We get close to the net. We use our special. How could you, literally,
[03:46:57] you're standing right there. How could you not hit that? How could you not hit that when you're standing right there?
[03:47:01] That's a lob situation. Okay, you might have seen that coming.
[03:47:07] Whoa
[03:47:11] Okay, there's too many this is bad
[03:47:14] Okay, I think it's I think it's conceivable
[03:47:18] That it's not Wario's fault, but he's not doing me any favors. Let's put it down
[03:47:24] He's too slow he's got limited mobility
[03:47:26] Okay, this could turn it all around.
[03:47:33] He does need the Pedro Cascais leg lengthening.
[03:47:37] There we go, we got him amped up.
[03:47:44] Hit him bro.
[03:47:51] Am I crazy? Should I not have a shadow because I hit his ball before it landed on my side?
[03:48:07] That was sick.
[03:48:10] Match point.
[03:48:21] That should have been a top spin killer.
[03:48:25] That was it, we actually played somewhat respectably.
[03:48:29] Respectably towards the end.
[03:48:31] Damn, can I get nuggets of A-minuses, bro?
[03:48:34] Give me a B-minus!
[03:48:44] That is Switch and Luigi.
[03:48:46] You're an M-rage queuing.
[03:48:48] We need to be smart and take the character of the person who just beat us
[03:48:54] Oh shit wait blazers 25 C rank
[03:49:02] Shit
[03:49:11] That's an office
[03:49:13] Oh, just kidding, just kidding, maybe one of these then.
[03:49:20] Maybe one of those, into one of these, into a fever shot that drops an amp right in your
[03:49:29] service box.
[03:49:30] Now this is, this game should be longer, this game should be longer, I'm having a great
[03:49:35] time.
[03:49:36] Oh, frozen amps.
[03:49:46] Pop spin right into the amp zone.
[03:49:51] Drop shot.
[03:49:52] Oh, great, great hit.
[03:49:53] Great hit, Blazers.
[03:49:54] Great hit.
[03:49:55] I didn't see that one coming.
[03:49:56] That was a hell of a lot.
[03:49:58] I mean, Wario's top spin is just devastating, man.
[03:50:06] Once you're playing against like a seven-year-old camp, the game really opens up for me.
[03:50:12] And then I mean a drop on the ants, you just never get to go to bed.
[03:50:20] This feels awesome. I do feel like Kramer at the karate class.
[03:50:29] That's got to stink, because you know that they were like, I'm old thing, so I don't even have to worry about anything,
[03:50:33] But yeah, you have to worry about that.
[03:50:45] I had a feeling you were going back the other side. Fair play. Fair play, Blazers. Fair play.
[03:50:51] One person in chat said drop shots with Amps, so that's exactly what we're going to do.
[03:50:54] Oh!
[03:50:55] Oh, yes, lad!
[03:50:59] Yes!
[03:51:01] Now we are talking.
[03:51:03] Well if you play badminton I don't want to hear your strategy, literally just be the
[03:51:15] second person in the world to see the documentary film Mistress Dispeller, because it has a
[03:51:19] staggering amount of badminton in it and then we can talk, okay?
[03:51:22] Nobody else wants to talk about it!
[03:51:25] Everybody else just wants to recommend other stuff!
[03:51:27] That was a great shot.
[03:51:29] The blue shell could be staring me there.
[03:51:42] How about- they don't expect the Wario slice.
[03:51:49] Oh my god, we gotta play.
[03:51:59] You literally couldn't have swung it at any point.
[03:52:03] It is insane how every comment does a recommendation.
[03:52:09] You know, they want their recommendation to be the one that the streamer takes and impacts the balance.
[03:52:15] So I understand.
[03:52:16] Trust me, I get it as much as anybody.
[03:52:20] I just want them to say, like, wow, it's a movie king.
[03:52:24] Your taste is king, though.
[03:52:29] I pressed the wrong button, oh no, that one's my fault, I pressed the wrong button and now
[03:52:37] I got an amp to deal with.
[03:52:41] You're not going to get that, okay, um, first this is not your fault, why would we ever,
[03:52:50] there should be no world in which we, there's no world in which we should ever be going
[03:52:54] up against one another here.
[03:52:57] There's no reason for us to have a quarrel whatsoever.
[03:53:05] But I need to be a faster character, I think.
[03:53:10] Poat speed is crazy.
[03:53:11] No one can get to the ball faster.
[03:53:14] He has no special shots.
[03:53:16] Let's fucking try it, bro.
[03:53:19] And amp me.
[03:53:25] Why is my goat left DK?
[03:53:27] uh...
[03:53:28] by a context clues
[03:53:30] i.e. everyone saying play dk
[03:53:32] i have such doubt that perhaps dk is top of the meta in the video essay
[03:53:35] community for mario tennis and as a result you i mean you can't be the guy
[03:53:40] who just chooses to play as the best character
[03:53:43] uh... before actually learning how to play the game that's very much like
[03:53:47] new york yankees hat in toronto ontario coded
[03:53:53] office pizza money
[03:53:57] exactly at the place second best exactly
[03:54:04] a lot of
[03:54:13] or no disrespect what is your latest right now
[03:54:18] That's gonna land.
[03:54:19] Oh, spikies!
[03:54:20] Two, one.
[03:54:21] Two, one.
[03:54:22] Two, one.
[03:54:23] Two, one.
[03:54:23] Two, one.
[03:54:24] Me playing Shaman Pirate in Hearthstone in 2015.
[03:54:28] Two, one.
[03:54:29] OK, but literally you should have jumped on that
[03:54:30] and gotten it or whatever.
[03:54:31] Two, one.
[03:54:32] Two, one.
[03:54:33] Two, one.
[03:54:34] Two, one.
[03:54:35] Two, one.
[03:54:36] Get the spikies off of the screen, bro.
[03:54:39] Two, one.
[03:54:40] Two, one.
[03:54:41] Two, one.
[03:54:42] Two, one.
[03:54:43] Two, one.
[03:54:44] Two, one.
[03:54:45] Two, one.
[03:54:46] Two, one.
[03:54:47] He's modding me.
[03:54:50] I know what I must do.
[03:54:51] First off, you need to get a wireless adapter to shoot,
[03:54:54] OK?
[03:54:57] Secondly, I need to drop the amps on you like crazy.
[03:54:59] And then it's drop shots into the amps, obviously.
[03:55:08] That's big.
[03:55:09] Now he's got spines and amps and we're tied.
[03:55:13] And we're going to drop shot it right
[03:55:15] into the service box.
[03:55:22] Five, four.
[03:55:23] Okay, that's nasty.
[03:55:26] Recovering it to L, so he's super slow for a minute.
[03:55:30] Or for an hour.
[03:55:31] Ow, but he's mocking me!
[03:55:33] Five, five.
[03:55:36] He's recovering in five seconds.
[03:55:39] Bro, what?
[03:55:40] Lance, I'm drop shot!
[03:55:41] Stop it!
[03:55:42] I'm pressing the drop shot button nonstop!
[03:55:44] match point. Very important shot right there.
[03:55:56] We're back. Okay, this is what it's all about. You see the way I proactively cleared the
[03:56:04] Spiney's
[03:56:16] Come on and his whole court is fucked up wait excuse me why is one spiny on my side
[03:56:21] That was close man that was close six a six a
[03:56:42] Yeah, I feel like I'm kind of starting to piece something together top 50,000
[03:56:46] Toad's your character? I'm often out of position so having a character with high speed seems
[03:56:53] valuable bro. It does seem crazy that there's 50,000 people in the rankings but at the same
[03:57:04] time I only play against the same four people and the ranks are spread out by like one full
[03:57:09] letter grade. That doesn't seem right. On the other hand, they have 50,000 people paid
[03:57:19] $100 Canadian for this game. Guys, is it a good time to get into video game making business?
[03:57:31] Maybe we should, maybe we should all just start making video games.
[03:57:34] Farnum?
[03:57:35] Orange Yoshi?
[03:57:42] Oh, oh, I got you on a string!
[03:57:47] Literally never been a worst time.
[03:57:49] Uh, wrong.
[03:57:50] It's probably worse to be like a caveman making video games,
[03:57:52] because you didn't have any consoles or anything.
[03:57:55] Okay, we both suck. This is great.
[03:58:04] Wait, he's immune to the amp.
[03:58:14] It's a bad time if you're just in it for the money.
[03:58:18] Well, I mean, listen, I'm not trying to necessarily hurt you signal here.
[03:58:24] A lot of people out there are just doing jobs
[03:58:26] that are wanting to be needed to live.
[03:58:28] So I think that I kind of cut him some respect.
[03:58:32] Like maybe your goal in life, your total dream
[03:58:36] was not to be like
[03:58:39] outcored too.
[03:58:41] Designing coffee cups in like the new Genshin Impact
[03:58:44] expansion or something like that.
[03:58:46] But Broly, I mean, you know, you gotta do it.
[03:58:48] Oh my fucking god!
[03:58:49] Dude, Fornum's a god!
[03:58:54] then yeah exactly that was huge that what I needed that you miss him toad topspin and
[03:59:03] then break it up oh I broke it at the worst we serve and break it up great idea walk into
[03:59:15] I did a hazard right away.
[03:59:18] Barnum, I'd like to go again. I'd like to rematch you.
[03:59:26] That's a horrendous loss for a guy like me.
[03:59:30] It didn't even break it. I think if you touch the lightning it doesn't break, but if you run into the amp itself it breaks.
[03:59:45] no longer in the top 50k
[03:59:55] Mario Tennis is kinda like a fighting game
[03:59:58] this may be the last time I ever played maybe they Amazon or something
[04:00:05] Oh, how dare you do the same thing to me that I was trying to do to you.
[04:00:15] Huge.
[04:00:16] I mean it kind of sucks.
[04:00:18] I think it's peak, um, it feels awesome when you're better than other people and horrible
[04:00:24] when other people are better than you.
[04:00:25] So I guess you know what, I guess it is a fighting game.
[04:00:29] He's going this way.
[04:00:30] I'm not a...aww.
[04:00:38] Too cute.
[04:00:48] You know what I respect, though?
[04:00:51] Is that neither of us are using the resident's power weapons.
[04:01:00] Oh shit, okay, I gotta stop giving him those mods with the net, he's tonguing after all
[04:01:27] He's not going to hit it, he's not going to hit it because it hit the charge button
[04:01:32] too early because he's in my head.
[04:01:37] Five, three.
[04:01:42] Nah man, Dan was on to something.
[04:01:47] Nah, I don't know, we're back.
[04:01:52] That's the very skin release this year.
[04:02:01] He knows I'm loveless, bro.
[04:02:04] Good try. At least you're in the right position on that one.
[04:02:11] We go closer to the net. There we go.
[04:02:15] There you go. At least you get a chance to aim your shots.
[04:02:17] And then we get one more.
[04:02:19] We drop it over here.
[04:02:22] him with another one right over there.
[04:02:26] Literally just outplayed me.
[04:02:30] Brian, you all played me. Congratulations.
[04:02:33] Brian kind of nice with it.
[04:02:35] What did Dan say?
[04:02:36] He got rinsed online four times and then sold the game on eBay.
[04:02:44] And honestly, I was like, that's weakness.
[04:02:47] That's a weak attitude.
[04:02:48] When you say it's just a game, you've lost twice.
[04:02:51] But now I'm kind of like, why did I get a digital copy of this?
[04:02:55] But no, we're gonna, we're gonna, what is it, it's so long until a bunch of little kids
[04:03:03] are going to be getting this game for Christmas, bro.
[04:03:06] We've got such a long time until the Christmas mood show up.
[04:03:13] Another lob. And then we baited the star shot! Oh shit! Hold, hold, hold!
[04:03:29] Great shot, great shot. Summer is getting close. You must be a future.
[04:03:42] Summers still seems... actually I guess we could keep some of these things earlier.
[04:03:48] Oh my god, this crashes in the net.
[04:03:51] This crashes in the net.
[04:03:56] Now drops.
[04:03:58] Now drops shots.
[04:04:07] Drop shots.
[04:04:09] Drop shots.
[04:04:11] I'm playing in no man's land man
[04:04:20] It's kind of crazy with five three considering he's in the eights here
[04:04:24] It's kind of crazy that I let him get an ace because I was sitting in the coffin
[04:04:30] They have a rank mode without all the bullshit. Yeah, but like the bullshit is kind of allowing me to stay in the games at some point
[04:04:41] It's farted it was so damp. I thought I sharded you do sometimes farts have a certain humidity as well
[04:04:52] It does happen
[04:04:58] Hmm we have some funko pops on the shelf
[04:05:01] The shelf will be repopulated, but it had to be depopulated to not have any intellectual property in the background for today's
[04:05:11] and I got there were some things I was like I'm pretty sure like this is not
[04:05:16] intellectual property but then I saw that like some of the greeting cards had
[04:05:23] like a Carlton cards logo on them and I was like yes that's like intellectual
[04:05:29] proper you so I don't you know what just go ahead man I think you got me wait
[04:05:44] wait we're so bad what are you gonna do for an hour I can find something don't
[04:05:53] Don't worry about it.
[04:05:54] I think I am done with Mario Tennis, oh it is.
[04:05:58] I tried to flick it, like this is not the only problem, don't get me wrong, but the
[04:06:05] fuck ass like we're both on Wi-Fi latency when you get a microsecond to react to each
[04:06:10] shot is taking me out bro.
[04:06:20] Life is so much easier when I was an only child and all my friends had siblings, so I was by default better at every single video game that ever came out.
[04:06:31] Nowadays, everybody's an only child!
[04:06:37] I'll cop to it, I'm literally just mashing.
[04:06:41] Holy shit, that's an angle.
[04:06:46] Matchpoint, y'all, here we go.
[04:06:50] Oh, that gave me a lot of them.
[04:06:54] Um, well, good games.
[04:07:00] Get me out of this one as soon as possible, please.
[04:07:07] No skill-based matchmaking?
[04:07:09] I think they need a few hundred thousand more players to shake it outright.
[04:07:13] Is this the last we see of tennis?
[04:07:15] If she ever wants to play it again there's there's a chance you'll see it again
[04:07:24] but otherwise I don't I don't think you I don't think you're gonna see any soul
[04:07:27] of Mario tennis let's put it that way all that slash marker Mario tennis I
[04:07:32] call them Mario tennis aces but it's Mario tennis fever
[04:07:37] You're going to post that any port in the storm bro.
[04:07:46] I mean I'm not allergic to posting bad gameplay if I was, I mean I would have retired a long
[04:07:50] time ago.
[04:07:56] What the hell?
[04:08:00] 12 21 p.m. From Kate to Corey, would you see S with me?
[04:08:05] From Corey to Kate, can go any time?
[04:08:08] Kate, okay, one second.
[04:08:12] What, on the eighth man in the five stack?
[04:08:17] No shot.
[04:08:21] No shot, they made me the eighth man in the five stack.
[04:08:25] That's so crazy.
[04:08:28] We're one and the same.
[04:08:30] I gotta go take a look at this, bro. This is crazy
[04:08:39] They're nine nine and two yeah, you're doing good on
[04:08:45] CT side
[04:08:48] Wait, they're literally about to win in like
[04:08:52] It was Bob us or it was
[04:08:57] What's the other god all you say top?
[04:09:00] She does love the hog handle. Let's hear. I'm gonna I'm gonna ping them and I'm gonna see how they respond
[04:09:07] I don't like in the
[04:09:10] More for one game when that one is done off or a you have bomb cat
[04:09:20] I'm gonna go knock on the stream, bro. No, I want to do
[04:09:25] No, that's my gun
[04:09:30] I'm gonna knock on it German is shooting his pants cuz he is playing
[04:09:41] Ari 9 he is playing Ari 9 you are shitting your pants cuz you're a
[04:09:46] boomer and suck at the game hold on he is did you eat my he his German we
[04:09:52] go and are we committing I think we should not come in there I think we
[04:09:58] should go A.
[04:10:00] He meant he is.
[04:10:01] You don't know that.
[04:10:02] You don't know.
[04:10:02] You're making an assumption.
[04:10:03] You don't know that.
[04:10:06] Oh, what the fuck?
[04:10:08] She's a bro.
[04:10:09] Get the fenders.
[04:10:09] She's getting shot from boiler.
[04:10:13] Now they're going to be running this way for sure.
[04:10:20] The bag seeder.
[04:10:22] I'm going to protect my wife.
[04:10:24] Right near blue.
[04:10:26] Yeah.
[04:10:29] Fuck it.
[04:10:29] I'm loading up CS if they don't respond to my message.
[04:10:31] We're going anyway.
[04:10:33] I'll play solo queue, no comms.
[04:10:36] Trust your teammate.
[04:10:41] Under apartments?
[04:10:42] Yep.
[04:10:45] Sorry, he's kind of owning that guy.
[04:10:46] Let's go!
[04:10:49] The 4K.
[04:10:50] Kind of drives me crazy how a dude will shoot me
[04:10:53] in the head and insta-kill me, and then two seconds
[04:10:56] shooting somebody else and can't hit the fucking side of a wall.
[04:10:59] He's right. He's real at that.
[04:11:03] That's actually real as fuck.
[04:11:05] I can't believe, I can't believe I'm the eighth man.
[04:11:07] I'm the eighth man in the fucking five stack. That's so crazy.
[04:11:17] I mean the sixth man in the five stack isn't,
[04:11:20] it's not a great position to be in. Don't get me wrong,
[04:11:22] wrong, but the eighth man in the fifth stack is fucking crazy. I don't even know what to
[04:11:29] say about something like that. Not in the game or the call.
[04:11:33] What a twisted web we weave. You sound like you're about to cry. Yes, but that's because
[04:11:46] of the Mario tennis, not because of the exclusion from the in group. That's a Mario tennis thing.
[04:12:04] This means you do for the knife. I'll be honest, the thought crossed my mind.
[04:12:08] And yesterday, I had been spending the whole week emailing with my accountant
[04:12:14] to sort out tax stuff and I was like I will never spend money on anything again
[04:12:19] but then last night he sent me an email and was like you owe this much money and then I went okay
[04:12:25] and then I paid it and now I'm like so we're fucking ready to go
[04:12:32] when I didn't know how much I was gonna oh I was like I don't have any money and now I'm like
[04:12:37] I could crack a few cases now I could now that I know how much I owed and I paid it I could
[04:12:43] crack a few cases, man. Tell them to show their abs. The chatters are the Canada
[04:12:51] Revenue Agency. He's getting cold in here. 73. 73 is not that cold. Our case
[04:13:07] openings attacks right off. Probably if you if you work in this business or in
[04:13:12] their business, like Valve's business, but I would never disrespect, and this is, I'm
[04:13:16] being genuine, I would never disrespect the Canadian economy or like provoke an
[04:13:21] audit by trying to write off like gambling losses. That seems crazy. I don't
[04:13:25] want to take that position. My vices are my own. I'm not gonna put that on my
[04:13:31] countrymen to subsidize.
[04:13:42] Also, you can do some trade ups.
[04:13:44] Oh, shit, one second.
[04:13:45] Hmm, let's see.
[04:13:52] Oh, we got we got to be purpled out of our
[04:13:54] blued out of our freaking board right now, man.
[04:13:56] Because we opened like a thousand blues yesterday,
[04:14:00] definitely through Wade.
[04:14:02] Choppa Gang's kind of sick, though.
[04:14:04] Anything that's not equipped gets traded.
[04:14:10] And then one.
[04:14:11] You can put that one in there, too.
[04:14:12] Ready to trade up, send it.
[04:14:16] Wait, the P250 cyber shell?
[04:14:19] It's looking like it's in Resident Evil Requiem, bro.
[04:14:25] Ugly? I think it's kind of swag, bro.
[04:14:27] I think it's kind of nice.
[04:14:30] Do I use the P250 on anybody?
[04:14:37] I could.
[04:14:38] I mean, we're never going to reach for a revolver.
[04:14:43] Who do you think we are, Mission of Burma?
[04:14:45] We could pop that in there.
[04:14:49] Game name.
[04:14:51] You can trade up the knife eventually.
[04:14:53] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[04:14:54] I'm probably only 4,000 blues away,
[04:14:56] because I think you need 5,000.
[04:15:04] I'm just going to say the Roger Federer of Counter Strike, bro.
[04:15:07] I think it's so fine. I mean any gun is fine. It's just not meta. I think it's a mid-wit.
[04:15:37] thing I think it's like if you're a little good at Counter Strike you think
[04:15:41] the odds sucks aka me and your garbage or you're goaded you're like it's fine
[04:15:47] yeah and that's what I'm like oh any gun it costs more money than an AK and it
[04:15:54] you're just paying for the scope you could just squint your eyes instead
[04:15:58] I don't say we just played the least Counter Strike like what do you mean we
[04:16:03] We just dominated because we're good.
[04:16:05] Shout out.
[04:16:05] Shout out.
[04:16:06] It was like, I don't see you online.
[04:16:09] Oh, Kate, could you invite me?
[04:16:15] Yes, sir.
[04:16:16] I have stepped to your invitation.
[04:16:19] The, uh, it was like a death match.
[04:16:21] We just dominated because we're good.
[04:16:23] The bomb got planted once, twice.
[04:16:27] Yeah, because we killed them before.
[04:16:29] I know, but that's just unlike CS.
[04:16:32] That is very much it was just like CS that you play before because we dominated
[04:16:38] well, and because Korea gets shot in the head in like the first four seconds
[04:16:41] in all the lobbies that we play with Justin.
[04:16:43] I had a I had a 104.
[04:16:48] I didn't know the number could get that high.
[04:16:50] The other guys had higher.
[04:16:53] Like four of us on our team at like a hundred.
[04:16:55] Holy. Well, how do you see that?
[04:16:58] Where do you see that?
[04:16:59] I was at the end of the game.
[04:17:01] It'll tell you it's like average damage per round.
[04:17:04] Oh, I don't know what to look for.
[04:17:07] So I don't know what the heck is a music kit?
[04:17:11] If you get MVP, it plays whatever song is on your music kit.
[04:17:16] That's where you might hear I am the one, the one, the gun, you get the one, the gold, the good.
[04:17:20] Yeah.
[04:17:22] You buy you buy what licensed music tracks in a video game
[04:17:28] that you can only listen to in the video game.
[04:17:30] when during certain times it's so weird
[04:17:34] we do need Beggen if Beggen was in the game i would i would shell out for that
[04:17:39] it's Beggen!
[04:17:42] could you hear that chibley would lose his mind
[04:17:46] i would love that man
[04:17:50] oh i got one in me
[04:17:55] Kate, you should play the new Resident Evil. Pretty good.
[04:17:57] I want to play it.
[04:18:00] How come you didn't play for very long?
[04:18:02] Uh, I had a sponsored stream.
[04:18:05] Oh, that's nice. That's nice.
[04:18:09] Did you play the last one?
[04:18:11] Uh, the last mainline one I played was seven, which I really liked.
[04:18:16] Okay, so you didn't play Village?
[04:18:18] I skipped a...
[04:18:19] because it's scary and then I played two remake two remake I actually think is
[04:18:25] really good I like to remake even more than seven I think yeah I played I played
[04:18:30] all like the remake stuff recently last year I'll play through everything it was
[04:18:34] really good what's up you should add the song that you sang yesterday into the
[04:18:39] game. You should give eight another try if you like them because it was not that scary.
[04:18:53] I thought it was going to be scary too, it was not very scary.
[04:18:57] Is it first person or third person?
[04:19:01] I think it's the same as I think it's like over the shoulder like
[04:19:09] It was first person.
[04:19:17] Okay, remember when Resident Evil 7 was on the festival circuit and you'd play it in
[04:19:22] VR and
[04:19:23] I think I remember that actually
[04:19:29] for a fellow like me with a little bit of motion sickness
[04:19:33] could be a
[04:19:34] an interesting
[04:19:35] twenty minutes let's put it that way
[04:19:39] uh... although although that's fine
[04:19:41] look at that
[04:19:44] and and and look at this
[04:19:50] all the russian banana
[04:19:53] all but i don't know what i don't know
[04:19:58] that's double the ammo man
[04:20:02] i try to shoot uh...
[04:20:04] away from you but they were like
[04:20:06] oh my god they destroyed me
[04:20:08] yeah they owned me
[04:20:11] then we got a little bit of this too
[04:20:16] dude our yellow is good did you see the way he pulled down for the spray
[04:20:19] yeah
[04:20:22] is that a new terminology
[04:20:24] when you spray like your your shots go up so you have to
[04:20:28] to pull down guy in the bathroom been playing too much CS pisses all over the
[04:20:33] floor because he's pulling down for the recoil I'm literally right here 69 and
[04:20:40] you guys like on or PP or MP7 I like that of those I like the MP7 the most
[04:20:48] but I'm not an authoritative source you guys are no longer on piece I don't
[04:20:58] I don't know if that is ever an upload.
[04:21:00] The P90 is pretty good.
[04:21:02] Uncumps?
[04:21:03] Oh shit, they smoked apartments and we got two playing apartments.
[04:21:08] All banana, there's four banana.
[04:21:13] Oh!
[04:21:14] They're doing crazy banana shit.
[04:21:19] We got a guy with a noob.
[04:21:20] Oh, shit.
[04:21:21] That's me, bro.
[04:21:22] I'm taking Justin's advice. I'm being confident.
[04:21:30] There's like SMGs on the floor behind me.
[04:21:43] Yellow. Yellow, get in there. That's my home.
[04:21:48] Oh
[04:21:52] You did you got a you got you do really well in there
[04:21:56] Maybe I do like the um
[04:22:00] Farmas farmers old town
[04:22:05] FAMAS the FAMAS I don't think is is super well liked
[04:22:11] Old again
[04:22:14] Save save run
[04:22:16] is a bit of a save I'm just gonna get ready to play the the rotate to banana
[04:22:24] yep banana I hear lots banana again I'm rotating early
[04:22:33] got to lose one at least one more we can't see because of the they smoke
[04:22:39] smoke. Jesus Christ, Ryan. Oh, okay. Through the Molly right into his smoke. Cover me.
[04:22:56] Yeah, they're probably going to go in, eh?
[04:23:01] Ooh, nice call.
[04:23:09] I like how they're yellow, though.
[04:23:10] They bought kit.
[04:23:11] They did buy kit.
[04:23:12] I always forget to buy kit.
[04:23:13] I don't have money for kit.
[04:23:14] I didn't have money for kit out of there, but I probably wouldn't have bought it
[04:23:15] anyway.
[04:23:16] I didn't have money for a kid out of here, but I probably wouldn't have bought it anyway.
[04:23:21] Oh my god.
[04:23:28] Oh, good shot.
[04:23:29] Oh my god.
[04:23:30] Wow.
[04:23:31] Wow.
[04:23:32] You know what?
[04:23:33] Where's the bomb?
[04:23:34] Where's the bomb?
[04:23:35] Yes.
[04:23:36] Yes.
[04:23:37] MVP.
[04:23:38] MVP.
[04:23:39] MVP.
[04:23:40] He's in that kit though.
[04:23:43] Oh no.
[04:23:44] Give me the MV. Oh
[04:23:57] Kids I
[04:24:00] Still don't understand. I still haven't decided if I like I don't know the money yet
[04:24:06] I've been going to the state that of like as long as you have
[04:24:10] 2900 or sorry 3900 you're good to go at the beginning of the round but I don't
[04:24:17] know how much to leave for myself that's true you get more money for doing
[04:24:22] stuff too there's one more here
[04:24:32] sounds like a few more there's a bomb right here
[04:24:40] I'm just watching watching what's in the bomb. I'm playing like Call of Duty man. What am I doing? You watch it there
[04:24:51] I'll watch from my left. Yep
[04:25:00] Guys it's so cold in my office. I'm putting my hands over my computer to warm them up
[04:25:10] Cook-O-Com's Cook-O-Com's.
[04:25:23] Running to the bomb?
[04:25:32] I think they'll be able to decipher what just happened.
[04:25:35] I don't know if I got killed by orange, but they were a window of apartments
[04:25:45] Oh, they're flashing your cape I hear them near me. Oh wide swing
[04:25:52] good name. Good name. How did they know where I was? I guess it's obvious. Nice.
[04:26:11] I don't have no headphones anymore. No suppress. No suppress. This is one on my armor I don't
[04:26:20] buy right like we have one on the badge like on the buy menu I have no idea I
[04:26:31] just think yes like if the badge is like under 65 or something I would buy I've
[04:26:39] 99 armor in that situation okay I think it's a there's nobody at the name of
[04:26:49] They're out right side mid.
[04:26:51] That was a bot.
[04:26:53] There's no shot. That's a real human being.
[04:26:55] They're planting A.
[04:27:01] Okay.
[04:27:05] I got you. I'm not sure because there's so many people there.
[04:27:08] It's one of those things where I got to remember we're not in a stack.
[04:27:13] Because I was like, we have a guy who plays pit every time.
[04:27:16] every time where how did they get in a
[04:27:22] that's all you tell me he has a kid oh he got everyone's dead I'm still looking
[04:27:28] for somebody like an idiot damn Kate the azimov
[04:27:32] that's all you pussy
[04:27:36] how much that shit worth oh shit I don't know a billion dollar because it's
[04:27:45] unique
[04:27:47] my name is a very
[04:27:50] did you take that it did uh...
[04:27:52] did your patron tag it
[04:27:54] the guy who did it
[04:27:56] your own benefactor
[04:28:00] it'd be fair all of the polls and i was recalled by donated money that's true
[04:28:06] i might be the only honest case
[04:28:10] i mean i was looking for the fire
[04:28:12] i'm still using chat's money but they didn't give me the money to open cases
[04:28:16] all night
[04:28:19] the real lineup
[04:28:22] uh... you guys
[04:28:24] like two for one special
[04:28:27] they can take it
[04:28:30] all all my god all my god that's a do-it-was-a-bot man
[04:28:35] the
[04:28:37] to a bot last time he walked out and just fired 12 shots into the wall no he's
[04:28:45] washed Ryos lost excuse me look at my look at my DPS I'm at 395 damn Corey
[04:28:53] 680 don't look at my DPS actually this is this is what flying by the seat of
[04:29:02] your pants looks like you know when you get into competitive lobbies you got
[04:29:04] think true true what what you think it when you're in competitive how many
[04:29:13] cases is Dan open since his a mechs not rejected by a lot I think I don't I'm
[04:29:20] gonna cross and cover the other side you one one opping did
[04:29:26] I
[04:29:30] Sounds like banana orange got banana. There's one more banana bombs down banana. Oh my god. No balcony. What the fuck?
[04:29:43] I'm gonna come down through mid
[04:29:48] I'm hearing just last guy's banana last guy's banana. All right. Oh, what a flashbang. Thanks team
[04:29:56] He stole my play.
[04:29:57] Look at that.
[04:29:58] Yellow, you flash banged me, bro.
[04:30:01] I am here.
[04:30:02] And if you flash and don't push, I don't respect you.
[04:30:10] And I don't even know what I'm doing, but I know that much.
[04:30:12] What's the point of flashing if you're not going to be aggressive?
[04:30:15] Dude, I forgot I was live for a second.
[04:30:16] I was locked in.
[04:30:26] Two mid.
[04:30:34] Anybody orange? Looks clear orange? Nope, there's one. Might be opping banana?
[04:30:39] Opping banana. Holy.
[04:30:44] Oh!
[04:30:46] He must have jumped in the window. One balcony. Yeah, near you, yellow. Oh, you're yellow.
[04:30:52] Bomb down, bomb down.
[04:30:54] could be up there Kate the banana exchange bomb down sounds like he's
[04:31:00] fighting on site behind you Kate oh shit
[04:31:35] I'll trade you, I'll trade you.
[04:31:53] Roar!
[04:31:54] The nose gope.
[04:31:55] That was awesome.
[04:31:56] Right in the cock too, like he went down.
[04:32:02] Work on me.
[04:32:04] now all be
[04:32:06] or i got this everyone would be
[04:32:09] what's in kills i guess
[04:32:12] i've been killed uh... made with an up
[04:32:15] because i have the slowest reaction time of all time
[04:32:18] uh...
[04:32:22] aren't you got this
[04:32:24] arms is not a lot of one
[04:32:26] bro forget about don't don't slow-peak katelyel should you just run a
[04:32:30] sprint out
[04:32:31] Oh, scout banana cross.
[04:32:34] Yeah, that's got a banana.
[04:32:38] Well, I'm honest.
[04:32:39] I want to go banana because I feel like you just throw one Molly in there.
[04:32:43] It's like fifty free damage around.
[04:32:45] I was the only one.
[04:32:46] Oh, my God.
[04:32:54] Oh, what?
[04:32:54] What? And church, church, church.
[04:33:01] You got this yellow you got this
[04:33:12] That was good honesty
[04:33:16] It looks like you got hit by the head though
[04:33:20] Yeah, M4 is not a one-shot headshot if they
[04:33:23] They have armor is that it? Is it just in general?
[04:33:26] Honestly, I have no idea.
[04:33:27] Because it was suppressed, bro, because it was suppressed.
[04:33:31] Yeah, that's true.
[04:33:31] Yeah, that's why the AK is better.
[04:33:36] I'm not just like the play pit yellow comes back.
[04:33:41] Pistol round again.
[04:33:44] Oh, you should ask, I could have bought, I think.
[04:33:46] Why everyone have pistols?
[04:33:47] They smoke balcony.
[04:33:49] Bomb banana again.
[04:33:50] shh shh shh
[04:33:56] well if it doesn't work the first 10 times try it the 11th i guess
[04:34:00] orange is feasting over here
[04:34:08] wait that's ours
[04:34:10] no no orange is down there yellow what are you doing
[04:34:12] there is one apartment
[04:34:14] why are you fucking blow up you fucking ate it our own guy
[04:34:20] there might be a gun on this guy I'm not sure
[04:34:27] yes no I'm saying these it's like we're it's not CS right now this is just
[04:34:45] like in a way I mean I'm not that good to begin with but I'm kind of debuffed
[04:34:50] because they're not coming from where you expect them to come from.
[04:34:53] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[04:34:57] Let's go through this molly a little bit further.
[04:35:06] There's one down there again, Orange?
[04:35:09] No, maybe not. I don't think it's gonna be Banana.
[04:35:14] We got one apartment, already dead.
[04:35:17] I'm playing with yellow, but it sounds like a is in trouble here. I'm coming I'm coming
[04:35:28] Partments
[04:35:30] They're made one balcony. Oh, yeah, he's heard
[04:35:47] I don't know the call-out patio
[04:35:58] Cory my goat bro, how can you the scout?
[04:36:14] He's popping
[04:36:17] It's really nice playing in games where people are worse than me, I love it.
[04:36:32] This is like when you play with Justin and Apollo you get just a little bit too high
[04:36:37] Hi, MMR.
[04:36:43] Incentory out. Flashlight.
[04:36:46] B.
[04:36:54] Anything going on over there?
[04:36:56] I don't know, they're shooting, but I don't see shit.
[04:36:59] We can go smoke.
[04:37:01] Oh, they've smoked my molly about and he might be coming at us.
[04:37:05] somebody somebody smoked banana as we're looking down it I don't understand
[04:37:10] because they're water rotate which I think is purple
[04:37:13] I'm coming with you I'm coming to your side right
[04:37:18] nothing here yet but they definitely smoked my Molly
[04:37:21] but balcony it okay you got nice
[04:37:24] two down balcony
[04:37:29] you guys pushed
[04:37:33] Did they push?
[04:37:44] Oh, shit, I ran out of bullets.
[04:37:45] One more up there. He's really hurt.
[04:37:46] Oh, he's the last one.
[04:37:47] Oh, good rounds, good rounds.
[04:37:52] Look at that.
[04:37:55] So true.
[04:37:57] I smoke your I smoke your Molly.
[04:38:01] I smoke it up.
[04:38:03] Say I had this Daniel plain view from there will crack you there will be bomb
[04:38:09] There will be bomb I
[04:38:11] Reach my smoke across the halls. Oh look at the double bread. Oh, yeah, he did my double
[04:38:20] And I place my smoke on your Molly I smoke your Molly
[04:38:29] What's the fuck
[04:38:31] Revenge. Good trade, Koi.
[04:38:34] Okay, there's two there on banana.
[04:38:36] My bomb dropped there.
[04:38:37] Two deeper on banana.
[04:38:40] Three yellow, just shot.
[04:38:44] Our team!
[04:38:53] Watch your back.
[04:38:56] He's got your back.
[04:38:58] Get the bomb, yellow! You can do it!
[04:39:03] Nice!
[04:39:06] Damn!
[04:39:08] Go get that plant, buddy.
[04:39:12] You can play sight and plant. Yeah, go get the other sight and plant.
[04:39:16] Probably gonna kill him before you get a chance, but...
[04:39:21] Can you hit F real fast?
[04:39:24] Why?
[04:39:26] Let's see what you do with that knife. Yeah, the anti-Dan
[04:39:31] Why
[04:39:40] Actually crazy
[04:39:44] That dude crouch like leaned around a corner and I died instantly I
[04:39:51] Need to know you could one-shot headshot with those pistols. Oh
[04:39:53] Oh, man, I'm so close to having an even KDR.
[04:40:00] One more good round.
[04:40:01] Could be the play.
[04:40:04] No fear.
[04:40:16] They got a horrific smoke-off.
[04:40:17] Love that.
[04:40:18] Love that.
[04:40:19] It's a decoy, actually.
[04:40:21] just plant plant I got spawn covered
[04:40:30] oh she was dead I got assisted with my flash very nice
[04:40:38] oh my god you can see me they're mollying for banana banana banana
[04:40:46] Should have confidence you're right. Yeah, I got to remember just Justin saying confidence has been so good for my game
[04:40:56] You guys are stuck I was so pinched
[04:41:01] He was from every angle
[04:41:04] I keep the SMG one more round
[04:41:08] We could rush B and try it out
[04:41:10] It's one of those things that they're gonna be like surely they're not gonna run be another
[04:41:17] time.
[04:41:18] Guess what, bud?
[04:41:19] For you every round, I think.
[04:41:22] You and me with the grenades right now.
[04:41:24] Oh shit.
[04:41:26] I've been flashed.
[04:41:30] I've been flashed.
[04:41:35] I got mine.
[04:41:36] I got mine.
[04:41:37] two thousand
[04:41:42] Who is bomb yellow yellow yeah, yep one on site. I wasn't even looking
[04:41:50] They're gonna rotate
[04:42:02] Oh
[04:42:07] and the pre-fire too yeah okay maybe we actually have to play counter strike now
[04:42:22] that's messed up I shot him head where we want to go good question
[04:42:33] Good question, man.
[04:42:34] We go...
[04:42:35] I mean, I'm gonna throw my banana grenade again,
[04:42:38] just because I love getting free damage,
[04:42:40] and then, uh...
[04:42:44] Let's see what happens after that.
[04:42:46] YOUCH! The Molly hit me in the chest!
[04:42:48] Oh!
[04:42:54] Shit.
[04:42:57] I'm playing right mid.
[04:43:03] I'm going to sneak through.
[04:43:06] Oops, there goes the sneak.
[04:43:10] I keep baiting.
[04:43:13] Good job.
[04:43:15] Good job, purple.
[04:43:16] One more down here.
[04:43:19] Oh, oh, you got, they got him.
[04:43:25] Okay.
[04:43:26] One left.
[04:43:27] I have bomb.
[04:43:28] Let's go.
[04:43:29] Did you go through apartments?
[04:43:31] No.
[04:43:32] Could be up here Oh
[04:43:39] He's library's library, I thought he was smoked off you gotta put the bomb
[04:43:54] You got this
[04:43:58] Yellow got glaucoma, bro
[04:44:02] what the fuck flying P90 headshot holy cow that is crazy everybody gets lucky
[04:44:11] now and then sus
[04:44:22] Dude silver counter strike kind of kind of peak
[04:44:30] So broke again, man
[04:44:39] This time I wait change I wait three seconds I wait three seconds one two three and then get it in
[04:44:49] And then we rush
[04:44:52] If I follow Corey, I'll get some free guns.
[04:45:02] I really thought he'd be reloading.
[04:45:06] Yes, Kate.
[04:45:10] Saved your ass.
[04:45:12] Oh, I shot to the left of him like a hundred times.
[04:45:17] Just on sight.
[04:45:18] Eh?
[04:45:19] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[04:45:20] He wasn't with you.
[04:45:21] with you like up there with you
[04:45:27] hope you might have jumped up now
[04:45:42] huge huge place
[04:45:44] only one left
[04:45:48] free flashbang
[04:45:50] i want it
[04:46:02] very easy play
[04:46:04] get the play money
[04:46:05] welcome to the library
[04:46:07] let's go
[04:46:10] nice
[04:46:13] MVP carry
[04:46:15] I can't buy. Can you buy me a gun? Yes. Damn, she's loaded. What do you want? Just buy
[04:46:29] a drop. It doesn't matter. That's my trophy. I gave it to you. Thank you. This is for
[04:46:36] you orange that I heard
[04:46:47] there's a lot you're right there's an
[04:46:50] I like my chances here better I'm gonna
[04:46:57] smoke off
[04:47:00] here's so many mid I gotta watch the record one more here yeah you have
[04:47:14] behind banana just mad shooting he's off oh we won oh they want you to pick up
[04:47:26] the AWP I think or something guys don't follow me I'm doing some hero mode
[04:47:35] stuff I don't have bomb I need to get I need to get this even KDR was he need
[04:47:43] One more kill and then not to die.
[04:47:45] Yellow stabbed me bro.
[04:47:52] Ohhhh, we fucking beagle me.
[04:47:56] Should have gone a bit quieter then I guess.
[04:48:01] I'm dead. They got a jumping headshot with a PP bison.
[04:48:04] You didn't have bomb right?
[04:48:06] Bombs we got, I think we got a B right now.
[04:48:13] I heard a flash back.
[04:48:15] Dude, that's a crazy flash.
[04:48:32] He's in church, Kate.
[04:48:34] Yeah, coming out there.
[04:48:36] Yeah, right there.
[04:48:43] oh my god it wasn't pretty but it worked
[04:48:59] let's go let's go that's a lot of I love it twice with the win then this is
[04:49:10] what the game could be like man right this must be what it feels like to be
[04:49:14] Justin I have even KDA wait oh he's not even actually positive yo assist I
[04:49:24] don't I could probably I could probably play one more okay okay oh wait hold on
[04:49:33] I got a loadout loadout yeah let me know when you're ready I'll just go
[04:49:38] you then.
[04:49:41] Which one was the...
[04:49:46] That's this one.
[04:49:49] I thought I had a skin...
[04:49:55] Or no, I wanted to change...
[04:49:57] That's right, I wanted to change...
[04:50:00] This?
[04:50:02] This with this.
[04:50:04] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[04:50:05] Get ready ready
[04:50:23] Oh, no, is Ryan here?
[04:50:25] Probably not.
[04:50:31] Oh, we'll see.
[04:50:35] Oh, he made it.
[04:50:38] I sold my Deagle skin for $200.
[04:50:42] I'm one of the all-time best Q-acceptors.
[04:50:44] I'm just going to say it.
[04:50:45] I thought you were going to say pissers.
[04:50:47] No, that is pretty good.
[04:50:49] Don't get me wrong.
[04:50:50] But by the way, don't be mad.
[04:50:51] I'm going to eat some chicken strips into the microphone.
[04:50:53] Mm.
[04:50:54] Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
[04:51:02] Hmm. So good.
[04:51:11] CT, really long.
[04:51:12] Play glory. Long, really long.
[04:51:15] Right. I'll play the real tape or longer B.
[04:51:18] Right. I guess it's the I don't know what I'm talking about.
[04:51:24] Turns out, actually, maybe.
[04:51:30] Nobody mid.
[04:51:31] sounds like a long okay I'm just dead yep many long oh my god I could shoot
[04:51:37] but she may read it for me no one covers the flank yeah yeah yeah everyone's
[04:51:42] long oh the running shot the pittler
[04:51:51] you give me a sister they're both up there
[04:51:56] they're bomb I think
[04:52:01] Oh bad eyes. I thought he was behind the box. So did I. That was pretty good though Ryan.
[04:52:21] Yeah I love pistol. 3k? Well you love this so much you can do it again. Let me go along
[04:52:30] with the with the Molly. Yeah, I'm probably gonna MP7 no armor.
[04:52:39] I'm in the I'm in the beggar. I'm gonna beg for gun.
[04:52:49] I'm sorry. I hear I hear something in the room. We can just wait. Okay. Maybe eat
[04:52:58] chicken strip really quick
[04:53:07] here
[04:53:07] guys fifty kills on the on the stat track
[04:53:12] one thirty one
[04:53:13] made me
[04:53:17] all get on site around site all night what a shot
[04:53:22] They're just on site. No one was watching short or mid, I guess.
[04:53:34] No, guys, three long is meta. I saw a flam video.
[04:53:37] I don't know if hanging out there for like 90 seconds is meta, but...
[04:53:41] Yeah.
[04:53:47] Maved in, though.
[04:53:50] Bad call part of that but
[04:53:58] In this back what's good always M4 I don't have money for that
[04:54:19] Did I not buy a gun?
[04:54:23] I said M4, but I did not purchase an M4.
[04:54:28] Okay, can you watch behind?
[04:54:30] Yeah, yeah.
[04:54:31] I don't see anything to be yet.
[04:54:33] They flashed out long.
[04:54:40] I'm gonna flank.
[04:54:43] Or rotate, I should say.
[04:54:45] Nothing yet, though.
[04:54:47] one cat flash cross oh behind what the hell he was in stairs fuck off
[04:54:54] oh behind yeah okay right there
[04:54:58] oh bomb bomb bomb right here he's got bomb oh good we didn't get the train oh no
[04:55:08] I got flanked by the flanker. Yeah, where the hell that guy came from man
[04:55:22] They ain't got no dang money
[04:55:25] You can have my own
[04:55:27] Okay, you drop it. Yep
[04:55:30] beautiful bro when you headshot a guy and it gives you 20 and one like come on
[04:55:36] I don't care what he did in his previous life that's a hundred and one I hear B
[04:55:46] I'm not sure what that is.
[04:55:53] Looks like it.
[04:55:56] Follow me, follow me!
[04:56:00] On my way.
[04:56:01] There's more left.
[04:56:03] Oh, good try, Kay.
[04:56:05] He's weak on site.
[04:56:07] Throwing flashbang.
[04:56:12] I thought orange may have seen him, but he must drop the bomb there, right?
[04:56:26] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's on you.
[04:56:28] Is it?
[04:56:29] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's on you, so I think it is.
[04:56:33] Is it?
[04:56:34] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's on you, so I think it is it.
[04:56:39] 3
[04:56:43] I got some damage there. Can somebody tell the enemies to get more HP my ADR is so bad
[04:56:49] That wasn't gonna say anything
[04:56:51] All right, I'll go Molly. I'll Molly long huge. I'll Molly be
[04:56:59] Didn't buy a kid. Oh my god these people
[04:57:09] I
[04:57:12] My nothing long
[04:57:19] Good nothing long good call
[04:57:24] You're losing there's someone here oh watch cat
[04:57:32] He's got a deagle oh shit. Don't peak. Don't peak
[04:57:39] I'm going to go through tunnels then Oh my god, I heard you.
[04:57:55] One just came mid.
[04:57:57] Dang it.
[04:57:59] Wait, I just didn't want enough HP.
[04:58:03] Oh, okay, you got him.
[04:58:05] it seems like bomb is cat
[04:58:14] that's so embarrassing bro
[04:58:18] that's so sad
[04:58:22] let's go all over the run and gunner the run and gunner
[04:58:28] orange and red
[04:58:31] oh my god redemption at least a little redemption
[04:58:34] That was crazy.
[04:58:40] Buy me gone. Buy me gone. I got you. I got you.
[04:58:44] I give it to you. I give it to you.
[04:58:45] Hello. Oh my god.
[04:58:51] So does that mean you're not going to buy me gone?
[04:58:54] I got you. You got to drop it.
[04:58:57] Thank you.
[04:59:04] Long.
[04:59:10] He's right here, Kate.
[04:59:10] Oh, he's got most bad.
[04:59:12] That round was a mess.
[04:59:13] Wow.
[04:59:14] About three guns and fire no bullets, man.
[04:59:20] Long.
[04:59:21] What?
[04:59:23] I guess that blood is just decoration.
[04:59:29] Get.
[04:59:31] Destroyed.
[04:59:34] Fuck dust, dude. I love dust
[04:59:38] Oh
[04:59:41] Who's that guy crazy kills
[04:59:48] Hey, where do you like to play on on dust I
[04:59:52] Don't know. It's my first time playing dust since
[04:59:55] That was I'm clapping for this guy if if you want you can just go
[04:59:59] B with a Molly and whatever gun you like and then Molly the tunnel as soon as possible I
[05:00:09] Think this is full save
[05:00:22] Ttb and Amali
[05:00:29] I
[05:00:31] Don't hear anything be same same
[05:00:35] They must be rushing me then it's quiet
[05:00:43] As our yellow might be awesome
[05:00:49] All right, that was a long point
[05:00:55] I'm gonna try to get up Ken. Oh, yeah people are here
[05:00:59] a
[05:01:05] What the fuck oh there you go
[05:01:11] Whoa
[05:01:14] Weigh oh, oh, oh, I say shoulders explode to he's a t-spot I see t-spot. Yeah
[05:01:23] Yeah
[05:01:26] But I released I got chicken strips
[05:01:29] I got, I got, Cory, I got behind you!
[05:01:38] My god!
[05:01:40] My wa-
[05:01:42] You might have been able to hear it through my mic.
[05:01:47] Dude, I like that.
[05:01:50] Colin Farrell, if he was buying a cameo and the banshees had been a-sharing.
[05:01:55] Please don't kick out Padrake, cause he's an Ireland boy.
[05:02:02] We all know he chopped two of his fingers off.
[05:02:05] We everybody deserves a second chance.
[05:02:09] I don't think it's wrong.
[05:02:12] BBB.
[05:02:16] Are you watching mid Ryan?
[05:02:18] Yep.
[05:02:20] I can move cause my teammate crushed me in.
[05:02:23] There's one sniping mid. Careful if you cross it.
[05:02:31] Bro told me he took my idea.
[05:02:37] With the Eagleman?
[05:02:42] Still mid?
[05:02:44] Yeah, there was one mid.
[05:02:47] Honestly, since we bailed, you guys don't have bomb at B, right?
[05:02:50] I don't think so.
[05:02:51] I'm just gonna watch long just in case. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, very smart. He's pushing
[05:03:01] And by watch I mean through the hardest flank of all time
[05:03:07] Okay, oh my god
[05:03:10] CT spawn CT spawn CT spawn bomb on me bomb on long long
[05:03:14] I'm with you Kate
[05:03:46] I was trying to grenade him, but I'm such a scroll wheel merchant that I fuck up everything
[05:03:57] all the time.
[05:04:00] When I killed a guy, he literally flew up in the sky and did 360 in the sky.
[05:04:06] That's pretty sick.
[05:04:07] I'm going to go B, I guess.
[05:04:09] B spawn.
[05:04:10] Scroll wheel.
[05:04:11] Yeah, I might get hit in numbers.
[05:04:16] Yeah, I'm not good at numbers.
[05:04:17] I'm a four by a mile.
[05:04:20] Yeah, I'm a little bit.
[05:04:22] Uh, long.
[05:04:25] OK, both.
[05:04:25] Yes.
[05:04:30] Well, you knew I was there.
[05:04:37] Who be?
[05:04:37] Yeah, three, I think, at least.
[05:04:42] Oh, orange with the scout.
[05:04:45] They're planting. What's he doing?
[05:04:48] Triple kill scalp. Oh my god. Oh my god. Okay. How did that guy not die two seconds ago?
[05:04:58] Yellow
[05:05:07] That's not gonna jump scare type shit
[05:05:09] Was it always like, is this what people listen to though?
[05:05:16] Oh, do you have that on?
[05:05:20] It's all the music, it's just...
[05:05:23] I don't have a molly.
[05:05:25] It's all the same.
[05:05:27] Was that Denzel Curry?
[05:05:30] I am the one.
[05:05:32] I have no idea what they're saying.
[05:05:34] All I hear is just...
[05:05:39] I don't think it's long. I don't hear anyone. It'd be
[05:05:46] Orange is on cat
[05:05:50] He's pinging cat we literally push tunnels is I'm here sitting there
[05:05:57] You can flush cat heavy cat, I think
[05:06:00] bomb dropped at mid wide swing confidence there was one cat wounded he went back towards
[05:06:19] Wow
[05:06:27] Bob is here
[05:06:31] Confirm I'm watching spawn I got a great round
[05:06:38] They two guys lined up
[05:06:42] Drop
[05:06:49] Okay, you got a Molly for a full buy full buy. Yeah
[05:07:10] They
[05:07:11] Not in mine
[05:07:13] Nothing at all
[05:07:14] They Molly'd mid so
[05:07:16] Oh, there's an opera on car on the other side. Why am I playing like a tea on CT, bro?
[05:07:25] One cat
[05:07:31] It's cuz my internal temperatures I'll see that there's a 74 degrees of my office
[05:07:40] Yep
[05:07:44] All here man
[05:07:46] Why is it so cold in your office?
[05:07:51] I guess because it's cold outside, not to be glib.
[05:07:57] My computer heats the whole apartment.
[05:08:00] I wish it was like that.
[05:08:04] I mean, I guess this is pretty standard.
[05:08:07] But I gauge the temperature by how cold it is.
[05:08:11] Like if it's cold, I'm like, oh man, let's be cold outside.
[05:08:16] or do I throw the grenade?
[05:08:17] I guess it's too...
[05:08:20] Celebrate, celebrate.
[05:08:21] Just in case.
[05:08:22] Celebrate, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[05:08:23] Guys, I'm gonna op mid, they'll never expect it.
[05:08:27] No one's ever done that before, I think I'll be the first.
[05:08:31] And I'm 8-7, so this should take me perfectly to exactly even 80R.
[05:08:36] 8-7.
[05:08:41] There we go.
[05:08:41] It's an entry.
[05:08:44] Offered down, boys.
[05:08:45] Offered down.
[05:08:47] Cheesh!
[05:08:48] We got nobody on cat.
[05:08:49] I'm going to watch cat.
[05:08:50] No one long, no one long.
[05:08:56] They're Molly and cat, so.
[05:08:58] No, that's lower, I think.
[05:09:05] Bro, they might be in spawn.
[05:09:07] Mid.
[05:09:08] Two mid at least.
[05:09:09] They made low tunnels.
[05:09:11] Oh, they're cat! They're cat!
[05:09:15] Guys, guys, be careful, be careful, they're cat!
[05:09:19] The bomb's here.
[05:09:21] I'm so scared.
[05:09:29] Cat 8?
[05:09:31] Oh, did it drop onto you?
[05:09:32] Yep.
[05:09:38] Ah, behind... where what? Where?
[05:09:41] I don't know where I got you.
[05:09:43] Did you see the spawn?
[05:09:44] No, no, that was the guy that was on Cat when I came back yelling Cat.
[05:09:47] Oh, okay.
[05:09:48] Where did you get Cat from, then?
[05:09:50] I have no idea.
[05:09:51] Did you kill Cat?
[05:09:52] He came up Cat to site and then walked into spawn and shot you.
[05:10:01] Uh, where are we going? A, B rush? Okay.
[05:10:05] Let's do it. We got Balmont. Yeah, yep, yep.
[05:10:09] yellow yellow is pinging like crazy
[05:10:14] yellow is our IGL right
[05:10:18] 27
[05:10:21] damn he even bought flash
[05:10:26] gone out no fear
[05:10:29] big spender
[05:10:39] I'll go watch tunnels.
[05:10:44] Well, wherever orange died.
[05:10:51] Looping through mid.
[05:10:53] Okay.
[05:10:55] Mods.
[05:10:57] Mods.
[05:10:59] He fucking hit me with three straight headshots and then couldn't shoot shit after that.
[05:11:05] sprayed sorry on his body dude they should make a remote that's just pistol rounds
[05:11:12] that'd be fun it'd be crazy we'll give me the bomb we go along with this yellow
[05:11:28] confidence confidence
[05:11:35] One on site.
[05:11:43] One spawn. Nice.
[05:11:47] One site. Thank you, yellow.
[05:11:49] spawn
[05:11:57] Nice!
[05:11:59] Holy cow.
[05:12:01] Pure aggro.
[05:12:03] Oh, no.
[05:12:07] Bro, we go long again.
[05:12:09] Yeah.
[05:12:11] SMG is kind of so fun.
[05:12:13] It's so stupid.
[05:12:15] I had it for a while, and then I feel like I got slightly better at shooting rifles and completely lost my SMG module.
[05:12:21] Well, you can sell guns? What do you sell guns?
[05:12:24] You can sell back ones you bought. I don't know if you can sell back.
[05:12:29] Oh, I see her.
[05:12:30] A lot of that double flash.
[05:12:31] Oh, I see her.
[05:12:32] Oh, well, he got my ass.
[05:12:36] One round, Cat.
[05:12:40] Horrible smoke, guys.
[05:12:41] I'm so sorry.
[05:12:42] Two on site.
[05:12:43] Whatever we plant.
[05:12:44] Two on site.
[05:12:45] Whatever we plant.
[05:12:46] Two on site.
[05:12:47] Two on site.
[05:12:48] Whatever we plant.
[05:12:49] Whatever we plant.
[05:12:50] one cat oh no no no no no you got yellow good shot good shot honestly I was just absolutely
[05:13:13] horrible shooting at my part I should have had at least one probably for I'm
[05:13:20] feeling myself right now excuse me you're not allowed to say that now that
[05:13:31] I have a real gun it's over what do you think I should go along a court court
[05:13:36] Again, give me gun give me gun give me gun
[05:13:41] Sorry fuck
[05:13:44] You thank you
[05:13:48] Yeah, I dropped flash flash from the over top. I don't know how to do that you throw a flashbang over the top of the wall
[05:13:56] All right, all right, that's enough
[05:14:06] One cat, one spawn. Two spawn, they smoked the cross for us.
[05:14:19] Good plays, guys. I got mine.
[05:14:22] Oh, there's been a glance.
[05:14:34] The fuck? Oh, they're going to push through the smoke.
[05:14:37] Push through the smoke.
[05:14:44] I'm silver, but what the heck?
[05:14:46] If you're silver, this is what your games look like if you're seeing them through someone else's eyes.
[05:14:50] Just think about that.
[05:14:51] That the last guy he was our cat?
[05:14:54] Noise
[05:14:59] Guys, I got a crazy idea long in we push long
[05:15:06] How do I guess they they give it up every single time
[05:15:12] Everyone's looking at that
[05:15:14] One day they're not gonna give it up and we'll have to fight but it might not be today
[05:15:21] I've never seen the commendation guys.
[05:15:26] They flashed it.
[05:15:28] Ah, sorry.
[05:15:31] Okay.
[05:15:32] Easy.
[05:15:33] There's a bit of a cluster fuck behind me though the whole time.
[05:15:36] Holy shit.
[05:15:44] Fuck.
[05:15:45] Oh my god, they're stacked here waiting.
[05:15:51] Maybe we get turned, we get turned baby.
[05:15:54] Shoulda, shoulda stopped and crouched there.
[05:15:58] Yeah, yeah.
[05:15:59] Yellow wants to go back home.
[05:16:00] Oh my god, oh my god, that's such a scary cross.
[05:16:07] What can I do?
[05:16:08] What can I do?
[05:16:09] I gotta go, go, go!
[05:16:10] Run!
[05:16:11] I'm coming yellow!
[05:16:14] It's our fucking race.
[05:16:20] You go this way, bait the rotate, and then go back long.
[05:16:25] You could.
[05:16:26] Imagine.
[05:16:28] You gotta go plant.
[05:16:29] You just gotta go plant.
[05:16:32] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[05:16:41] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[05:16:48] Oh, god!
[05:16:51] They might not have time.
[05:16:57] Aw.
[05:16:58] Is he a kid?
[05:16:59] No kid, but he might have time.
[05:17:02] Aw, god!
[05:17:04] Oh, is he a kid?
[05:17:09] No kid, but you might have time.
[05:17:13] Oh, so close.
[05:17:17] I didn't kill that guy.
[05:17:22] Turn in the corner and everybody on the team is clumped up as I'm getting shot at.
[05:17:28] Guys, I'm just going to send me long.
[05:17:34] Okay, I have a bomb.
[05:17:37] I could have moved there with another guy on my right.
[05:17:40] If I moved out, I would have gotten killed by the guy on the right who killed my yellow.
[05:17:44] I knew that was coming.
[05:17:53] They just moved me.
[05:17:56] Oh my god, how does that not kill? How do I get killed by a revolver?
[05:17:59] Oh my god. Purple dropped the bomb.
[05:18:02] Are you kidding me? No, I dropped the bomb. What the fuck was that?
[05:18:07] How was that on the screen?
[05:18:11] Gallow, holy cow.
[05:18:14] There's a guy, wait, hold on, I have a smoke.
[05:18:24] Ooh, it's so cold down here.
[05:18:28] It's so cold, man.
[05:18:29] He got it, he got it, he got it.
[05:18:31] okay oh he's spinning that shit
[05:18:38] if i shouldn't have been spinning that shit
[05:18:42] oh one more Thanos by uh
[05:18:47] oh that looked like a shotgun
[05:18:50] 97 and 4
[05:18:52] 97 and 4
[05:19:00] Any calls that GL?
[05:19:05] I'm pretty dang broke too.
[05:19:07] Save round.
[05:19:14] They still got AWPer, right?
[05:19:16] Not for long.
[05:19:17] Oh my god, I fucked it. I fucked the flash.
[05:19:20] Two
[05:19:26] Kats down oh
[05:19:29] My god, yeah, you watched the brain matter fly out of my head
[05:19:50] Oh, I was having the round of my life too.
[05:20:00] Nice shot.
[05:20:02] One left.
[05:20:03] He was window of B.
[05:20:04] Oh, you're shot.
[05:20:05] I saw him.
[05:20:06] I saw him.
[05:20:07] I saw him.
[05:20:08] I'll have to split bomb.
[05:20:09] Might be going cat or long.
[05:20:10] You can just play bomb.
[05:20:11] Yeah.
[05:20:12] Just stay safe.
[05:20:13] Just stay safe.
[05:20:14] Yeah, right there.
[05:20:15] long you just play mom yeah just stay safe just they say yeah right there's
[05:20:20] good no I just want to watch long I do not want that I'll take I'll take right
[05:20:29] right yeah I'll buy a m4 for you or a K was my was why am I so far you can
[05:20:38] pick it up off the bottom where it's a five minutes yeah you say you're gonna
[05:20:43] buy a cape for me right yeah it's on the ground you can pick it up thank you
[05:20:58] op-mid
[05:21:08] it over
[05:21:13] It's very fast.
[05:21:17] Mid looks clear.
[05:21:22] Mid is not clear.
[05:21:22] Oh, there's an op-er.
[05:21:24] Oh, shit.
[05:21:25] He's dead.
[05:21:27] He literally might have been AFK, but...
[05:21:34] Come on, cap, to help.
[05:21:37] Bro, we're alive!
[05:21:40] We actually...
[05:21:40] Oh, my God.
[05:21:41] We're actually awesome.
[05:21:43] I couldn't tell if that was the.
[05:21:48] Like a decoy or not, because I do was just spamming the shots from that.
[05:21:53] The wall.
[05:21:55] And then silver to silver to.
[05:21:59] Is that better or worse than silver elite?
[05:22:01] That's much worse.
[05:22:03] Silver elite is a lot better.
[05:22:06] You got you got a lot more arrows.
[05:22:09] I do.
[05:22:09] But I don't know why.
[05:22:11] I'm so much better. No, no, no. I honestly, I think we're about the same.
[05:22:19] All right, later. Later. GG. Nice to get in some counter strike on the way out. I'm going
[05:22:30] to send you over to my wife stream. Enjoy yourself. I'll be back on Monday. Bye.