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03-02-2026 · 5h 09m
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Hear me out with this one guys. I think we may genuinely have done this before but it's something like um
Smoking me softly with his bong, smoking me softly with his bong, lighting all my
leaves with his flame smoking me softly with his bong.
apparently there's other words in the song but we got to we got to work on that
it is swag Monday dude is there a bigger swing from month-to-month quality as
February to March I don't know that's not me saying March is the best month I
don't know if we've done our months of the year tier list but the Delta between
February and March might be the highest Delta of the year
I can't think of a I can't think of one that would even be in the running
Made of June the fuck are you talking about made of June maze awesome, bro?
June might be better, but maze awesome
Made of September bro, that's like four months
That's not even you're building like a wormhole between months. That's not the shit. I even asked you for man
I think it's got to be February to March, bro
January to December clears goggy's going back in time goggy's got a damn time machine
December to January biggest drop honestly, I would 100% say I agree with you
December, not the best month, but pretty good month. January, almost nothing good happening
in January at all, except I do have to say that January does contain my wife's birthday,
but apart from that, going from December to January sucks ass. January to February doesn't
really suck because they're basically like the same quality of month. That first sunny
day in March, you hop in your car and you hear like,
ba dum ba dum ba dum ba dum ba dum ba dum ba dum ba dum ba dum ba dum ba dum ba dum
ba dum ba dum ba dum ba dum, when I wake up in the morning love and the
sunlight hooks my eyes, you're like wait a minute maybe life doesn't fucking
sock bro maybe February just sucks
maybe like March through to at least September is like pretty fucking good
can you hold the note I can't and it pisses me off because I have done so much
cardio how the fuck what was Bill Withers lung volume that he was able
to go a lovely day.
How the hell did he do it, man?
How the hell did he do it?
I don't get it.
I mean, he must have been cranking 180s on the bike.
Let's put it that way.
Cause 90s are not going to get you there.
Crazy use of free will.
I love being silly, man.
What the fuck was that?
Librarians stop listening to video game soundtrack,
start listening to some real motherfucking tunes.
And I won't need to explain the reference to you
like VH1's pop up video.
It's four minutes in.
I've been awake for like four hours, bro.
It is kind of crazy that I'm able to do that having a high sleeping HRV though. My sleeping HRV needs attention.
Hey Samsung, I don't know what the fuck to do about that. That shit is like autonomic.
That's not a part of my conscious nervous system, bro.
You're negging me about something that I can't even control.
I got no control over that.
It's higher, low, good.
I think low is good.
A lot of people think it's the best David Bowie album.
Fuck it.
Maybe I think it's the best David Bowie album.
No one knows David Bowie, they only know the songs, I should have remembered.
Average person who's favorite artist is David Bowie can name two David Bowie albums and
he's never listened to one in its completion except for maybe the greatest hits, forgot
about that.
They're not listening to the whole albums, bro.
Teenage Wasteland, Fox?
I love that, so I love Teenage Wasteland.
And he goes, they're all wasted.
Doop, doop, doop, doop, doop, doop, doop, doop, doop.
I was just thinking about who's next yesterday.
That's my sleeper pick for maybe best classic rock album
of all time.
I mean, you got the Baba O'Reilly,
Won't Get Fooled Again, Loving for Keeping.
Oh, I know I do this every time.
My wife is such a good song.
It's Borat's favorite song.
Give me please protection.
Look out for number one.
Oh, a machine gun.
All I did was have a bit too much to drink.
Then I found the wrong way to go.
I picked up by the law and now I ain't got time to think.
oh man that's a good fucking song maybe we should and it's got that
rumors yeah I mean listen I've been listening no joke I mean I wasn't alive
in 1977 I think I probably picked up rumors like 05 or something like that
talking about rumors online kind of pisses me off a because people glaze it
it's one of the best albums of all time and I still think it's a little bit
overrated but also every song that people love off of rumors is like one of my least favorite
songs off the album and I'm the dude going out then saying like you guys aren't fucking
with secondhand news you guys aren't fucking with side one track one pussy eating anthems
bound bound bound bound bound bound bound bound to you do you do you do you do you do you
they don't fucking get it man they don't get it
Played poker with a Goldman analyst and a Harvard lawyer this weekend, rough hitting
the unemployed, QTE going to be real.
You are giving the same vibes as that Sopranos arc where the guy who owns the sports store
loses all of his money to Tony in his fixed poker games.
What's the name of the actor?
I'll play the T-1000.
Dave, that's Dave Franco.
Yeah, Robert Patrick, thank you.
Dave Franco, I think it's Dave Franco.
My wife asked me if I've heard of a yes.
I said who.
She said no, yes.
I said who.
That went on for two minutes.
now I'm alone are you saying at first off plus two also are you saying I've seen
all good people lift their heads and say so satisfied I'm on my way starting to
think that dude didn't know shit about chess though you literally cannot move
yourself to any black square bro no peace does that even the queen which
is the most powerful piece doesn't possess that fucking ultimate that
That would be insane, bro.
That's an illegal move.
Are you singing so much today?
Oh, you know.
I'm happy to be here on a Monday, to be honest.
Happy to be here on a Monday?
Yeah, uncle's talking about Shogi, man.
Uncle got chess and Shogi confused.
One second, I forgot I was live.
Let's start with the dolls.
We're doing mahjong and nuen.
I don't know what the fuck we're going to do in the middle, bro.
Are you going to finish requiem?
Keep for a dreaming, bro.
We're back with the dolls.
Give me a second. I got to get the screen region set up
Something like that already did the slash marker you think this could be for a few dollars more which also features
Klaus Kinski, of course from a gear of the wrath of God any any knowers. You think this could be a fistful of dollars
You think this could be this looks like it could be the 60s. I think this could be for a few dollars more
Not that's Gene Hackman, bro. This is unforgiven
Not it's another one. I don't know what it is
It's high noon
That's Russell Crowe, bro am I tweaking that's Russell Crowe
Russell Crowe with the message to all friends cut
And Sharon Stone, I don't know what this is. I'm just gonna be dead-ass with you
I know there's a Western with Gene Hackman. It's apparently not unforgiven.
It's certainly not going to be young guns.
I have no idea. I have no idea.
A quick and the dead. Of course, the quick and the dead.
Ingrid goes West. Classic, classic desk.
You play Ingrid, it goes West, that's easy for me.
I go, everything must go, and I increment my Will Ferrell win condition on Sinaito and
Ertl battles.
Also starring Leonardo DiCaprio, that's a big one, man.
That's a big one.
Is Fitz Corraldo next on the Herzog playlist?
Yeah, Fitz Corraldo, and then the documentary about how all those Peruvians tried to kill
Klaus Kinski.
Is it true that...
I know that the Peruvian actors that were on Fitzcarral, though, were like,
we're going to kill this guy. And then Werner Herzog stopped him. But is it also true that
Herzog tried to burn down Klaus Kinski's house, and then Werner Herzog's dog stopped him from
burning down the house? Which is legitimately like, is it possible that Werner Herzog has had
the coolest life of anyone? I'm sure he's gone through some shit. Don't get me wrong,
But like that's a crazy story. He tried to kill his best friend and his dog said don't do it. It's not worth it
Like that's crazy
It really makes you wonder what the fuck was on that tape in grizzly man
Because like sincerely he was shook to the core and said you must never promise me you will destroy this
Like he was talking about it like it was the damn Darksaber or something like that man
Before winning two Super Bowls with the Raiders, Jim Plunkett was drafted number one overall
by this AFC team in 1971.
So he was drafted before he won the Super Bowls, which I would describe as pretty normal.
No, I mean, I don't know man, the Dolphins, they're in the AFC.
Notre Dame went 16 and 21 and never won more than seven games with this top ranked high
school recruit as they're starting QB.
Brady Quinn.
DeMar DeRozan recently entered the top 20 all-time NBA career scoring leaders list
and is currently playing for this Western Conference team.
He's playing for the Sacramento Kings.
Oh, literally a pure luck.
Absolute pure luck.
In what US state was the Ford Model T car invented?
I don't know what it could be if it's not Michigan.
You are Millie Bobby Brown.
And I think you're definitely Millie Bobby Brown.
And I want to say Hugh Jackman.
I'm not getting 100% Jackman off of this.
I'm almost, ah, that neck has got to be Hugh Jackman, bro.
Patrick Dempsey does not have that kind of anabolic neck.
Introduced in 2021, Lay's offered a variety of wavy lays in a blue bag, whose flavor was this other chip brand.
The Ritos. It's a cool ranch baked Lay's, interesting. With the original debuting in 2022, Fire Country and Sheriff Country are procedural dramas that air on the USA Network. I don't know.
In the 2000s, this actress played the villainous White Queen in the Narnia movies and won an
Oscar for her supporting role in Michael Clayton, bro.
Tom Wilkinson mentioned, but this is obviously Tilda Swinton.
Or as I call her sometimes, Cape Lanchette.
Made for an animated movie, I'm a believer reached 25 on the Billboard Hot 100.
That's a smash mouth, bro.
You know what's crazy for me?
One of my Mandela effects is that everybody calls All-Star the Shrek Song.
And for me, the Shrek song is I'm a Believer, and I know it had both, but for me, the song
that's most emblematic of the Shrek soundtrack is I'm a Believer, and All Star is for Mystery
Men.
The music video was for Mystery Men, and Mystery Men came out like a year before Shrek.
I don't know what to tell you, man.
I mean, I was there when both of these movies came out.
Somehow we let like 11 year old kids online convince us that All-Star is just a Shrek song.
Mystery Men worse than Shrek, literally it pains me to say so but that's true.
Mystery Men is not that good and Shrek as much as it's overly still talked about to
this day, Shrek is pretty good.
All-Star's rat race coded?
No, no, no, no.
They do play it at the end of the movie, but no rat race does not have if there's something that we were expecting going into rat race
It was um, you should have bought a squirrel
That I was well or mr. Bean falling asleep on the side of the road
Well in a lot of places
You guys ever see Jacques that these playtime is that gonna go hard on the bike or is that something that I need to sit in my
living room and watch. And do I need to see Inspector Hulow's holiday first or
can I just go straight into playtime? Criterion's got them both.
Watch it in the living room? Okay, but I need someone's help getting the bike up
there. Let's go to connections.
safe a safe a vault
Perhaps not a strike a foul a ball and safe
Obviously, these are I mean this feels a little bit like it could be oh wait
I see another one this feels like baseball slash red herring to me
So I like rubber chicken funky chicken popcorn chicken spring chicken. This is blank chicken
Mariah a vault a
A horse, the rings and the beam, these are gymnastics apparatuses, station, standing,
position and rank, what is one's class or title in society?
Strike ball, foul safe, baseball, okay, it's the easiest connections of all time.
If someone has the New York Times premium slash patron subscription, feel free to
tell me the difficulty.
but that was an easy one today.
Purple should have included lava for sure.
Never heard of spring chicken?
It's only ever used as not a spring chicken.
It's only ever used in the negative
and to not be a spring chicken is to be old.
Adderall versus Premier Pro, I think it's Adderall, bro.
I might be in trouble.
not never mind also how many i know i work in the industry how many people
out there could be googling premier pro
it doesn't make sense to do can be that many video editors out there
i know ten percent of the population are influencers
and every influencer has nine editors uh... working in in some kind of like
independent contractor situation but even then i can't possibly add up to
two hundred and fifty thousand
i'm gonna say will smith has more searches than premier pro
I'm going to say Will Smith clears. How's it going?
Is he at like a, uh, uh, like a fireworks show or something?
Cause like the, the dentist sunglasses,
plus the noise protective headphones are like,
oh, at a gun range.
So it's kind of giving like kindergarten or at a school assembly where there's
live music.
I'm going to say, I'm going to say New Year's gets more searches, never mind.
I mean, I'm not, listen, I've recognized that you don't need to know when the date of
New Year's is, but I thought people might be like, you know, what's going on this year?
What's going on this year?
ACON versus POP Smoke.
I think it's ACON.
ACON tapped that.
I think it's Pop Smoke over Corpse.
Pop Smoke, the type of shit Dan be doing in Counter-Strike before he runs through it.
Yeah, I have no idea.
I'm going to go Nitro Fun.
Wrong, y'all.
Nitro Fun could be the most popular artist in the world or someone who has one song
that didn't do very well.
I have no idea.
John Wick clears cars, too.
Mark my words, by the way.
And I can't see the future, to be honest.
I feel like John Wick is going to grow in stature, as already well respected as an action
movie from like 12 years ago or whatever.
I think by 2040, this could be at a 7.87.9.
As people, because right now I feel like when people watch it in its release window,
when it's contemporary, they're worried about accidentally falling victim to recency bias.
So even if their heart feels like it was a nine, they're going to give it like a seven
because they don't want, oh, it's it first off you knock off one point because it's an
action movie and then you knock off one point because it just came out and I don't want
to be accused of having recency bias.
People who are, let's say it's 2026, people who are like six now, in my opinion, when
they watch this in 2040, when they're discovering their own taste, they're going to be unburdened
by that they're gonna fall out of a coconut tree and they're gonna be like
damn this movie's actually this movie's actually a nine I think it's gonna come up
bro it's way better than Terminator Salvation hopefully by 2040 this movie
will be forgotten also John Wick is way better like it's more than 0.9 better
than Terminator Salvation this is at 6.5 for this IMDB is not beating the
allegations so I haven't seen Splash but Terminator Salvation is god
awful so I mean I got okay I'm not even mad about that because you have to be
bad at watching movies to give Terminator Salvation to 6.5 so as far as
I'm concerned we're right this is one of the worst movies I've ever seen in
theaters and I've not seen this Occam's razor is that a lot of people are in
the same boat here. Terminator Salvation is really bad.
Director should not be allowed to go by Mick G
To a bin 20 in the Mick G era. Oh wait, I fucking was what was Mick G cooking?
I didn't he do the it's gonna be me music video now. That's better than Terminator Salvation, bro
And my boys on a damn string
That fucking bass codec on that is almost like a dog barking
Every little thing I do I do
Never seems enough for you for you
They were cooking something up on that one, bro
They should have they should have taken the damn lead off and let them go for it, man
Imagine what they could have done. Imagine what they could have done if they didn't have Lou Perlman there, saying get yourself on the damn marionette.
Imagine.
It's gonna be March. True. Crystal guys are water assorted flavors.
28 times 18 fluid ounces. 18 fluid ounces?
And it's like a pint? No. Yeah, it's like a pint of water. 500 milliliters of water.
28 times of those. I think this is going to be like, I think it's going to be pretty
cheap. I think it's going to be like $11.99. Holy fuck. $8.99. $9.99? $9.49. There it
enough. Just went to Costco for the first time this weekend. They made me buy a new TV and
a pack of six. Honestly though, for the average American household, that's pretty much like
one household's worth of TVs. I think they were cooking something up with that one. First
off, I think you made it up. But secondly, one in chat, if you live in a house, this
question makes sense. If you don't live in a house, this question kind of sucks.
Well, I was gonna say one in chat if you have a TV in your bedroom
We're uh, we live in a house. I'm on no TV in the bedroom sort of guy
I just don't like having a TV in there and it's nothing to do with sleep or sex. It's just like I
Don't want to be watching TV in bed. I'd rather either be on my couch or if I'm in the bedroom
I'd rather be asleep or doing something else. I
I just took the TV out of the bedroom.
I know like my parents' generation,
they like the hey, like while we're falling asleep, let's put on the TV and then
I guess you like fall asleep for 10 minutes, wake up, realize you fell asleep and then
turn off the TV and go back to sleep.
It's whatever works for you but it's not a lifestyle I aspire to.
If water is essential to human life, why does it cost money?
Shouldn't it be free?
It literally is free.
Go outside, open your mouth.
You've got to make sure you're in the right neighborhood, I will say.
So, any Vancouverites in the chat?
We went to a birthday party this weekend for my daughter's friend, and it was a
really good birthday party, but it was also in a part of the town that I would describe
as a little bit sketchy. I've lived here for a long time so I knew it was going to be sketchy.
So all I was worried about was where I was going to park, basically. I wasn't really
worried that I was going to get stabbed or anything, but I was like, where am I going
to park that my car is not going to get like it's window smashed and they're going
to take all the reusable bags out of my trunk. So we were late so we just parked
the first place we saw. I swear to you, this is like, it's, there's no artifice here whatsoever.
Wife got out of the car, we got our kid out of the car. We started walking, huge shits all over
the ground, like stepping over shits that were so big, I don't know if they were dog or human
shits. But then it wasn't just like one shit, it was like every five or six steps, there's
like a shit to watch out for. And then an old man with a rottweiler on a chain was walking
by talking to himself and then a very nicely dressed man about my age stuck his head out
from like a storefront and went, hey bro, here's a bag.
And then the guy with the Rottweiler went, I'd pick up the poop and I don't have any
bags.
And then the nicely dressed guy went, I've got a bag for you so you can pick up your
dog's shit.
And then he saw that we had a five year old in a neighborhood where they don't
see a lot of five-year-olds and went, man,
he stopped himself from saying another swear word.
And then he went, you're a fucking dildo.
And the dude just kept walking.
And I was like, you could not get a more instantaneous like,
yep, that's pretty much exactly what I expected
as soon as we got here.
He did try to censor himself, which was nice.
But also, I'm like, you know,
I brought a five-year-old into like a real-ass environment where there's, I mean, these, these
streets together, there's something fierce, bro. Like it's not really his fault. He's,
he's trying to, you know, he's trying to run a nice little matcha shop or something
like that in the middle of a war zone. And this dude's just letting his dog shit all
over the street in front of his matcha shop, bro. Like chill out.
So it was Chinatown. It was kind of, I don't know, you call it crosstown. It's
kind of like in between Gastown and Chinatown. It was nice though, lots of cool stores. I'm
not even fucking with you. Then we tried to get lunch and the restaurant was closed after
the birthday party and we went, let's get the fuck out of here.
Guys ever eat at Tendon Kohaku? It's a pretty good place, man. It's a pretty
good place. You know what? I'm just feeling like I'd be Canada, bro. You never know. Yeah,
yeah, it's pretty good. 10,000 kilometers from Canada. So that could be like almost
anywhere on the planet. You know what? Give me Georgia. Georgia's warmer, but not by
a lot. 5,000 kilometers from Georgia. Give me like Mongolia. That's cooler. Give me the Central
African Republic. Warmer still. How about Botswana? Warmer still. Le Zutu? Okay, we got problems boys.
Um, Zimbabwe.
Oh, uh, what are you?
Countries I forget every time. Namibia is a big boy on the east,
but I'm going to say it anyway because I thought about it.
Countries I forget all the time. Zambia.
Oh, fuck!
E. T. It this looks like the limit pick hear me I can't look at chat but it's so true that
limit picture where he's waking up looking tired it looks like if you replace limit with
E. T. That's Zambia. Zambia is a tired looking E. T. that you that his alarm just went
off at like 4.15 a.m. before a flight you are like you're probably like Malawi
bro. Oh, shit.
Mozambique Mozambique's over here. Oh, it fits perfectly, bro.
It fits perfectly. Oh, that's crazy.
You're right on the E.T. I mean, if you don't think this looks like E.T.
cross limmy picture, I don't know what to tell you, man.
Sing it.
I literally, no joke, I think Bob Dylan was virtue signaling.
Bro was a millionaire.
I'd like to spend some time in Mozambique.
He ain't ever been there, bro.
Then you read the fucking liner notes.
Oh, it just sounded like a nice place.
He's never been there.
He easily, he could have gone at any point.
He's been alive for 90 years and he's been rich almost the whole time and really traveling
the world.
Fuck him fraud.
I ain't saying he treated me on kind y'all.
Wait we know this.
Yeah at least Liz Fair went to Guyville.
Exactly.
This is the Gambia bro which gets eaten by Senegal right?
in there. Almost like his lyrics are BS. Bro, he literally, I saw him shoot a man named
Gray and take his wife to Italy. You're going to say that she didn't happen? I've literally
Have you seen Johnny in the basement mixing up the medicine?
1988, bro, you think Dead Ringers is in here?
Thirteenth week for a movie from, no, last week it was thirteenth.
A universal picture, starring Sigourney Weaver from 88, from universal.
I have a hard time believing this would be like a slow expansion in the release of like aliens, man
It's a history movie at the far ends of the earth. She found a reason to live and a cause to fight for oh alien
The story of Diane Fosse
Is this gorillas in the mist or is that Jane Goodall it is gorillas in the mist I had no idea it's it's exactly the same
pose that she has when she's holding the gun in Aliens. Can I say that? If you
just replace this with like that big-ass machine gun from Aliens, it's like
exactly the same body shape.
Touchstone. Comedy musical starring David Keith, who was not Keith David. And
Tuesday Welled. 1972. My family needed some help. My town needed a hero and my
band needed a break. So I borrowed mom's pink Cadillac and I kidnapped Elvis Presley and
our lives were never the same again. Directed by Chris Columbus. Heartbreak Ota, I've never
heard of this before in my life. Fair enough, man. Chris Columbus did that shit, huh?
Tuesday Welled when Monday Sawder walks in. Okay, MGM, we can do this. 12th week for
an MGM movie starring Jamie Lee Curtis from 1988. It's a crime comedy. It's a
fish called Wanda, y'all.
Good movie. Good ass movie. I'll say it.
Greta movie? Yes, the movie's pretty Greta. Jeremy Orr is no shot, bro. Really? Dead
ringers? Ow! Yes! Yes! I knew it came out in 1988 because I watched it on fucking Saturday,
bro. Great movie, dude. Great movie. I know this is the only thing I wrote in my review,
but the fucking costumes that they got them wearing during the surgical scenes go fucking crazy,
easy, bro. They look like they're defending General Snoke. It's so awesome.
Kronenberg, my goat. Bro!
Did you guys know Videodrome came to the Criterion Channel yesterday? I gotta see that shit.
Now that I finished the killer.
The surgical tools are so fucked.
Modified surgical tools for operating on deformed women. I think he says mutant women, but anyway.
Plot description is problematic.
Well...
I mean this isn't really, this isn't even really as fucked as it gets bro.
To be honest this is like the first like eight minutes of the movie.
For some reason I hyped myself up before the film thinking they'd sew themselves together
only for them to not do that.
What that?
That's true.
That is true.
So there is a scene where they have a certain stuck on new quality to them.
Let's put it that way.
And Jean-Vier Boulold just feeling a little peckish, if I may say so.
If I may say so.
20th Century Fox.
I love Dead Ringers!
This strikes me as maybe Die Hard September?
Die Hard 1?
It's Die Hard 1 coming out in September officially means it's not a Christmas movie.
Sorry.
Sorry to everyone who's in Gen X and Chat.
You're gonna have to go back to exclusively arguing whether or not pineapple should be
on pizza.
The fact that it came out, it's like it came out summer, 1988, means that argument has
been put to bed.
Sorry.
We drank from the hose.
We drank from the hose.
Sorry, Gen-X.
Sorry, sorry, y'all.
chill as far as I'm concerned. Up in the air to the, it's not really new, this is 21 years
old, but to the Charlie and the Chocolate Factory movies directed by Tim Burton with
this guy in it. Freddie, Freddie something. Last name might be Haimor? I don't know. That's
Johnny Depp. Johnny Depp with the fucking Catherine Zeta Jones Bob. Anyway, okay,
So I mean this is easy. The start of this is book. You go Clooney to Burn After Reading,
takes you immediately to Francis McDormand, who you find in Nomadland, which takes you
out through, excuse me, excuse me, are you forgetting someone? You got to click on Swanky
and then you go out by a David Strathairn. And then you got to get to Charlie in the
Chocolate Factory. For David Strathairn, I'm still just something of a scroller.
Let's go second best exotic Marigold Hotel. We probably want to get to Tim Burton
or Johnny Depp?
Johnny Depp?
I'll pick up.
Wonder if he likes ska.
Well, OK.
I'm just thinking something like,
is there a Tom Cruise Johnny Depp connection?
Because you can go Dev Patel, Green Night.
Green Night takes you to Vikander,
who takes you to the Prince of Persia movie with Jake
Jalen Hall, or Sean Harris, to like a Mission Impossible or something like that.
Johnny, Johnny Depp, he hasn't done that much lately, I've noticed.
But wait, you know what, why don't we just go to Leonardo DiCaprio, bro?
We should just go to Leonardo DiCaprio, and then we can get to Johnny Depp via
what's eating Gilbert grape.
So you would probably hit something like an Aaron Kellerman, take that to 28 years later,
to an Aaron Taylor, no, to a Wraith Fiennes, to a, I'm lost, to a Jody Comer, to the Last
Duel, and from the Last Duel, to get to Johnny Depp, who's been in a lot of movies.
Johnny Depp's done a lot of films.
in the tourist with Angelina Jolie. Angelina Jolie, Mr. and Mrs. Oh, we're going back the
way we came. Ocean's Eleven, Brad Pitt, Mr. and Mrs. Smith, Angelina Jolie, the tourist,
Johnny Depp, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. I got stalled there. Can I tell you, I think
I have a life hack for this and also for Radio Month. It was Cuba Gooding Jr. I have
So a life hack for movie to movie and also a life hack for Sinai 2 Nurtle Battles, instead
of trying to find what link you want from every movie and every actor and every actress
that's ever done any work, just pick one.
And then you're limiting the size of the search subset for sure.
But the query speed is so much faster, bro.
The querying speed is like a hundred times faster because instead of picking every single
movie that's ever come out, you're like, oh, here's 15 Angelina Jolie films that are in
my head.
I'll just find the connection that makes the closest sense.
It's that simple.
Just for that, you're getting Puckedoku.
It's a great day for Puckedoku, if I may say so myself.
Vancouver to Anaheim, that's Lucas Pisa, Vancouver to Colorado, Vancouver to Colorado.
Vancouver 100 plus penalty minutes in a single season.
I think we got to go Derek Dorset for that one.
Philadelphia.
This is a brisk all off.
This is why you have to be mad.
It's only game.
And can I say something?
I think we all agree.
Bro was right, man.
There was really no reason to be mad.
It really is only a game.
Philadelphia 100 plus penalty minutes in a season.
Let's see Mr. Toothless, Bobby Clark here.
Anaheim Duc 750 plus points in his career.
Give me a Jacob Silverberg.
now man now he was he did he was not prolific
it wasn't that prolific i'm trying to get something that'll give i obviously
guys a lot easier paul careers
just got a year get slabs your quarry parry's and so on and so forth but
there's got to be
are you seven hundred fifty points pretty pretty damn good beyond us if you
would be chance to paul korea is not number one here
fourteen percent
colorado avalanche seven hundred fifty plus points in his career the
The criminally underrated Milan Hayduk, whose name I can spell just for the record.
And then 100 plus penalty minutes in a season plus 750 plus points for their career.
Now that's crazy, bro.
That's wild.
You gotta be taking someone there.
I'm almost thinking like you go back to the old days.
The old days where people were fighting each other.
You know what, I actually feel like Eric Lindross isn't well, I played 15 years, was injured
for a lot of it, am I crazy to think that maybe Todd Bertuzzi's in there?
Oh, he did sucker punch a guy in the back of that, that's probably a hundred penalty minutes
right there, is sucker punching a guy in the back of the head on the ice.
I don't know if they have something in the rule book, they might have to come
up with a special circumstance for that.
And then this is throwing me.
Any chance Dan Cloutier played for both of you?
You're one of the few teams that we haven't sold like an underperforming player to and
And then they go on to win the Stanley Cup.
Like I'm sorry, how did Oliver Ekman Larson get good again?
I know the Leafs are like a bit of a circus right now, but how the hell is he playing
good minutes on a team that's supposed to be decent when he couldn't even play bad
minutes on our team, which is supposed to fucking be bad to begin with.
It doesn't make any sense.
Whatever, send it, bro.
End the game.
You stats me.
Sun Dean did oh cuz he played for the Nordiques. I literally in my head. I said well not Sun Dean
Holy cow
He played for the Quebec Nordiques way back in the day
Our team what I mean bro when your team sucks you're allowed to pretend you're on the team to be honest
If the team's awesome, and you've only started watching for like, you know
10 days or something like that you can't say we won tonight, but if you're watching the worst team in the NHL
You get to say we lost a good. Yes. We lost again. Yay
Yay, we lost again
I'm on the jets we suck you're literally like fake bad which pisses me off
The canucks are but honestly we live in a just universe and your team keeps losing
But picking up loser points in overtime, which will give them a lower chance in the draft lottery
They might still win because Edmonton fucked everybody, but oh the New York Jets. Okay, you have my sympathy
The Jets are not fake suck bro, they have Connor Hellebuck
He literally they have the only active NHL there with the presidential medal of freedom
Okay, not to mention Mark Shifley Kyle Connor Josh Morrissey like they're they're fucking you're trolling us by trying to be bad
Bro, we're literally bad
They only have one line, bro you won the president's trophy last year as someone in charge just said
Jets depth is not present bro. Look at the Canucks roster look at look at what you have to do to get a fraction of our impotence
Canucks don't even have a captain. What's worse, I hope they don't name a captain. They're
talking about naming Philip Fronek, captain. Brosman on the team for like 18 months. They
just give us a couple of years with no captain. It's fine. And we can start rebuilding from
like base principles, hopefully in the draft this year. We don't need a captain right
now we can we can go two years without a captain our second line center is David
comp yeah we got our second line center off waivers bro
he is also an olympian but like
ignore that part i guess
Evander Cain is a conut yes sir what does he have like eight points this year
or something
We got him off Wayfair, wings, ranch.
Now it's a party.
Double letter word entitled Natalie Portman, 2010 to 2026 Natalie Portman, three or more
word title.
Give me Lucy and this guy.
People will be afraid to play black swan here because they'll be like, I don't know,
it might be 2009.
Wrong, bro.
It's not.
Fuck!
Fuck!
I could have played like anything else.
I could have played May, December or something.
I didn't think, this is right on the borderline.
supposed to be pussies fuck Timothy a shallow may Timothy shallow may double
letter word entitled three or more word title released from 2010 to 2026 is easy
enough double letter word entitled the easy play as interstellar Timothy shall
call me by your name of course a ladybird we love ladybird yes we do we
love ladybird we love Laurie Metcalf as the mom we love sushi Ronan as the
ladybird. Read it out, Ghibli. Emily Blunt. The Wicked Witch of Verdun. Edge of Tomorrow has
double letters. I'm trying to think if there's a better one, but we'll take this for now.
Fuck you.
Three or more word title?
Hmm.
The devil wears Prada.
Fuck you, man.
These heels would go hard though.
These heels would go fucking hard, man.
I don't know.
It might be a little dangerous, I suppose.
2010 to 2026 starring Emily Blunt.
How about the smashing machine?
I will not see no matter how many push notifications. I get from Paramount Plus. Sorry
When the rocks in two good movies in a row, let me know then we'll go back and watch
Timothy shall am a
Matthe
Chalamet. I mean the thing is I want to I
Want to get low scores for this if possible start me out with Natalie Portman double letter word and title
Give me a V for Ben data
People might forget about this
Not really
Timothy Shalameh. So I mean three or more word title. You got your Dune part two, you
got your complete unknown. Here you've got everything he's ever been in. Double letter
word and title. You got call me by your name. I think interstellar is probably going to
be the highest here. And he's also, he's in the king. What else is Timothy? He's
in Ladybird. I feel like Ladybird's going to get low praise here. Ladybird, Ladybird,
Ladybird, ladybird, we don't know as much about that one.
I'll take my 7.6%.
Men will literally be like,
oh, I love coming of age stories.
Oh yeah, then why'd you give Ladybird
a three and a half out of five?
You fucking misogynist.
It's one of the best movies of the millennium so far.
Then give me, call me by your name.
And then three or more word title.
Let me get a complete unknown.
They need to do the second part of the movie where he plays Bob Dylan when he makes blood
on the tracks.
I couldn't live with these.
How do we do today?
Top 56.
Eww.
Minus two, I'm a woman and I gave it a two out of five.
Try watching it without looking at your phone.
It's literally, it's one of the best modern buildings Romans that I've seen without
of doubt. I mean it's a real problem when you get out-allied by a guy like me, okay?
That's all I'm going to say. That's a self-own and a self-report. My mom hated it because
she only related to the mom. Your mom needs to learn how to put her opinion into text.
Because that seems crazy. Like if you can relate part of the movies about the mom,
She hated the movie because she could only relate to one of the most important characters
in the movie.
It doesn't make any sense.
The relationship between Lady Bird and her mom is one of the most important sub-plots of
the movie, bro.
She didn't like seeing someone abusive portrayed badly.
Lady Bird's mom's not abusive, bro.
Lady Bird's kind of annoying sometimes.
sure mom's probably like hey like where's that form I'm supposed to get from
school and Lady Bird's like oh I'm too busy writing my diary like what part of
being an adult is there's some shit that you got a fucking do you got to sign
some papers now and then can't just be all about falling in love with Timothy
Chalamet and buying awesome clothes which is the rest of the movie I don't
I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to, you know what I'm talking about? Fugazi heads?
Propaganda. A noun meaning a congregation of the Roman...
Pretty close.
...causal, an adjective meaning...
Mom wasn't abusive, she was just annoying. Have you considered that she was spending most of her time with a 16 year old?
You got no empathy for the mom? That's crazy!
You shouldn't be allowed to watch Lady Bird when you're like 13.
You got to be at least like 22 to watch Lady Bird.
You got to pass a still skill testing question to watch Lady Bird.
Lady Bird, just named like the A and W menu.
Zither, a now meaning a stringed instrument having usually 30 to 40
strings over a shallow horizontal soundboard and having 67 strings.
Yammer, a verb meaning to.
Zither is crazy man bias a noun meaning impetus a noun meaning a driving
Piety a noun meaning the quality birth a noun meaning sufficient distance for
Me
Fucking called it bro labyrinthine a adjective meaning of relating to
Portrait a noun meaning picture, okay lock in Caldera Caldera a noun meaning of some fire of love shit
Rubicon Rubicon a noun meaning of river Resonance a noun meaning any of
transgressions a noun meaning an act process this is what is this is what it all comes down to bro
Acompley. A noun meaning a thing accomplished and presumably irreversible. The term originates
from French, meaning a fact already accomplished or done.
Acompley. In my head I could see, FET ACOMPLEY. I could see the text FET ACOMPLEY and I said I went
into my Sherlock Holmes mind palace and I said is there an E or isn't there an E and I went
ch ch ch.
No E. No fucking E.
It's that simple.
Green green green green the.
It didn't happen.
It did, I just didn't.
I'm smarter than Bennett Acumberenti.
So I didn't have to use my hands to do it.
It's like some people could have to count on their
fingers.
I count on my fingers,
the fingers of my mind.
Oh, shit.
That's the same fucking, the same fucking thing, man.
Looks good.
I don't know about this one.
This one looks a little too vascular for me, but I'd still, yeah, of course I'd eat
it, bro.
And I just go, first off, I think of Satoshi Khan, but secondly, I think of the nation of
Hungary, which is not it.
So then I think of the nation of Germany, so Brasata, I think of the nation of Italy.
And then after all that, I think of the nation of Spain.
Okay.
Yeah, do you think there's any relation between sober Sada and sober Sada couple of those on
the sidewalk in Gaston you ain't kidding brother you ain't kidding a medley of fresh vegetables
tomatoes cucumbers onions bell peppers vinegar let's say I feel like you might be from like
Greece from the Mediterranean somewhere. Hot! Sizzling from Greece. North of Greece, Romania.
Oh, Sperxsalata. Serbia? Correct. That looks good, man. I would yum that.
Ooh, wait, that's a peach. I mean, maybe this is Alberta posting. I thought that was a testicle,
bro. Thought that was like an animal testicle. That's crazy.
Dried peaches, hust wheat, water, sugar, cinnamon, orange peel.
Cinnamon scented sugar syrup
served chilled in a tub. I hate that.
That just doesn't look, that looks like some shit that they were eating in Resident Evil 7.
glass of testies I don't know man maybe you've got a certain certain Southeast
Asia quote word this yeah maybe you know what I'm gonna hit you with something
crazy Hong Kong I'm gonna hit you with South America I'm gonna hit you with
Argentina. West and bordering Argentina is Chile. It's that simple. It's tough because I would,
I would probably give it a try. But I do think it looks disgusting, but I would close my eyes.
Round by round recap. Look at that. The average mugged me on that one.
But we still beat the average. Where did they fuck up, bro? The hell happened on round two? Oh my god!
Top guess, Italy? Embarrassing? No, no, that's sad. That's sad. Great analytics, though.
My white-ass family loves a good link of Soprasada. I'm hearing this for the first time. White
people like cured meats? You're telling me this for the first time. I've never heard
this before in my life. Of course, I am one. I fucking love salami. That's why I try
out to eat it can't be trusted yes bro you see the Sopranos parts of it 152
months Cates thank you for the re-subscription that is a bit 152 months
geez it was 10 years and then 32 more months oh my god we're almost on 13
years
Cured meat is bad for the colon?
Yeah bro, I know.
I know every core morbidity factor for colon cancer.
Yep.
Yeah, I know.
I know pickled vegetables, bro.
I know every factor that increases the incidence of gastrointestinal and colon-related cancers.
I've read every study.
Metamucil is pretty good though.
That was food guesser. Oh, we didn't do played off broke. Give me a second. Every time I forget the plate off
Scalapine versus idly we go scallop. No, no, no, there's something I'm not saying. That's not good
Okay, the curries, the chutneys, the bread, it's hard for me to believe that
scallopini is going to lose that one. Now dumplings don't lose to anything, so
that's an easy choice.
Moqueca versus pepsi, baitinian. What are you? Seafood, seafood soup versus
egg plant and minced meat? I had a feeling it'd be close. Crokey which appears to be
like a biscotti versus I mean meat and noodles bro this is a really hard one
okay I'm not too mad I had a feeling it'd be high up there. I simply just I
I simply don't want the goo, I think.
I'll take the rice dish.
What are you fried?
Rice mixed with tomato sauce and meat
shaped into an oval filled with mozzarella cheese
coated in breadcrumbs and deep fried
until golden brown.
Italy, you're doing too much.
She didn't have to do all that.
This looks like a deep ass bowl, bro.
Doesn't this look like it's like a hundred feet deep?
Look at the bowl goes through the table or something?
Like something, that is the abyss.
Yeah, give me the cheese bread.
This looks like a good fritter.
This looks like fried potatoes, which is also good.
Give me the fritter.
Tushanka, bro!
Okay, listen, obviously we're not going to be eating Tushanka.
That's just not going to happen outside of like a post-apocalyptic type of scenario.
So we'll go for the steak and kidney pudding instead, which I actually think looks a lot
better than 38.4 percent.
But now the Saba Mizoni, I'm sure it's fantastic.
I said it's so fucking Italian, which is also really funny.
But I mean, this just looks like the best food ever made, to be honest with you.
I'm sorry, we beat the average every day on food guesser, which literally means ain't
no one out there eating like me.
We beat the average on the geography, and we beat the average on what food looks better.
People don't eat these days.
They're probably looking at every picture going, where's the protein?
Oh.
Yeah, it's a steak. Can I get some extra protein with it?
Can I get the protein boosted steak, please I
Find it really hard to get 300 grams of protein a day
To satisfy my anabolic needs is a software developer. That's right. I'm getting your ass
They're making protein Doritos now
The Beatles are making protein cookies back in the 60s. You didn't hear them writing a song about it.
I don't know if they did the cookie stuff, but you get the idea. Bonus rounds? Ah, sure, man.
The rib meat roll. Why not? Debase ourselves a little bit. The spicy dog versus pie and mash.
A lot of pee and cornmeal on that. I really think this looks fucking foul,
But I think it's definitely gonna win. I think that looks it's just
It's just impractical
Fish sandwich versus cheese dog. I
Mean
This is a tough one
If I may if you put some mustard on this it doesn't look that bad
It's not it's not much cheese and it's not melted
But like this is with a little mustard on this is definitely edible. I
I like fish, and I like fish with the fucking skin on.
I do know that everyone on earth, except for me,
is a baby about it, and when the fish taste fishy,
they go, mm, that's not my favorite fish,
it tastes like what it is.
I would rather have a fish that tastes
like something it isn't.
I'm gonna go with Be Your Difference on this one.
I really think if you just put some mustard on that, it's not so bad.
Thai yellow curry looks remarkably like baked beans, I get that it's chickpeas, but it looks
a lot like baked beans.
It could work on the presentation a little bit.
Browse and a beer, looks alright, American people who play this game, myself included
in there.
We don't really like the presentation of one piece of bread with the sausage and
the mustard.
the curry. I'm a little surprised that it's on 23 percent, but okay. This is just absolutely,
it's not borderline, it's literally offensive to me. They basically put two sandwiches on
a sandwich. Like these are a samosa and a pie are both already breaded. To put them
in bread, it's just a lack of good judgment to me. I think I like the idea of a pulled
pork sandwich on this one.
Ham and cheese panini with two beers, 13 pounds, versus a pizza that looks by British football
stadium standards that we've seen in this game actually looks pretty okay.
And the ham and cheese panini, it's funny because like it kind of looks like shit,
but I also feel like when you see people with food from Italy like this is what it
Looks like Italian food does not look like the North American versions of the Italian food.
Two beers though. All right, fair enough. Fair enough.
Both look horrible. Left burger. Oh, it's from the same place. Left burger obviously looks less bad.
This is, that's just disgusting.
Okay, jockey whopper is really funny.
I, till my dying breath, I pray the changes aren't permanent, but changes, okay?
So I don't know where I'll be in 40 years.
Kate, if you ever see me ordering something like this, and it's not for like a subscriber goal,
I've changed.
I'm not the man you married, because this to me is just way too much.
You know how in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, when Clementine's having her breakdown
and she's dyeing her hair, she says she applies her personality in a paste?
This is how I feel.
This is like the male version of that.
It's like it's easier to just order a huge sandwich than it is to actually develop
any sort of personality to display to other people.
You don't have to be the guy with the interesting opinions or the guy who's
a little bit funny.
That's the guy who orders the triple patty triple bacon triple cheese to breakfast sausage burger every time we go to the football game because he thinks it's awesome
He hates vegetarians
He specifically orders this because he wants you to know how much he hates vegetarians
That being said I think it's gonna win. It's obviously the thing is that 71% is disgusting to me
We've lost our way as a society
Chicken curry and chips doesn't look that bad considering what we're dealing with.
I actually feel like the brisket sandwich looks kind of alright too man.
I think it looks better than alright. I think it looks fucking good. Never mind.
Sunday roast in a Yorkshire pudding honestly looks good as fuck.
Baobuns. I've said this many times. Baobuns can be good, but also at the same time are
possibly the most overrated food on the planet. The variance in Baobuns has led me to be,
it's very like eat or belay or you're in for a scare when you order a Bao. Because
sometimes you get something that's fantastic and sometimes you get something that's
basically just disgusting
i find this this
has more purity to it this has more heart
this this looks pretty good you know what
it's got it's got more color on the plate
pulled pork and cheesy nachos is is the cheese in the room with us i sorry
grimsby town i guess that's it right there eighty one percent
I don't know if I'd go that far.
I've had mid-bows, bro.
I've had some terrible bows in my life.
So the gyoza is like, it's pretty across the board.
Even the worst gyoza is still pretty good.
But like bows, you can take one bite
and be like, I don't even want to eat this anymore.
When you take a full bite into a bow
and you only get bread.
And you're like, what the fuck?
Is there like one, there's two atoms of like pork
in the middle of this?
And don't even get me started on spring rolls, man.
Don't even get me,
because the bad spring rolls are like a two out of 10
and the good ones are like a 15.
This is easy, bro.
From 1916 to 22, the last name of the UK Prime Minister was the same as the only name of the king.
What was that? George, bro. You think I don't know George Lloyd or Lloyd George?
Of course I know Lloyd George.
Close enough, yeah, Lloyd's pharmacy actor Mahershala, actor Mahershala, actor Mahershala Ali adopted his current name when he converted to Islam in 2000.
or Mubasa's original surname.
Leroy Maheshah Jenkins.
Imagine though.
Imagine.
A year in the life gave us four episodes about a fast-talking mother and daughter with what last name?
Latifa.
Billy Mahagilmore. Oh, the 2016 miniseries must be about the Gilmore Girls. That makes
sense. Named after the vehicles the gangs were using to sell drugs, a turf war erupted in
Glasgow during the 80s, known as the What What Wars. It's the Volkswagen Jetta Wars.
One of the few things she likes about man's world, it's been canon since the new 52 that
DC's Wonder Woman is a big fan of what dessert?
Ice cream.
They were using ice cream trucks.
That makes sense.
Thanks to weird scientists at Utah State U, we know that genetically modified goats can
make milk with the same protein that's in what strong biological material?
biological myths. Can I say something? Bones? Coming in right behind the limpid teeth, the
second strongest known biomaterial is enamel? Stronger and more elastic than steel. What
stuff is made by certain arachnids in an organ called the spinaret? Silk? Spider webs? Walking
into spiderwebs. I get it. I scream my phone calls. I don't think that, can we say something?
Spiderwebs are not stronger than steel. I'm just, I don't buy it. I'm sure you could put
an asterisk on it and you could be like, well, buy weight or something like that. Well,
Why are they making the plane out of spiderwebs then?
They should be making the whole plane out of spiderwebs, bro.
Too expensive?
Bro, there's spiders around everywhere.
Every time I've encountered a spider, it's a situation where I wish there wasn't a spider
there.
They're abundant.
Imagine one as thick as a steel cable?
I can't.
like you break them when you walk into them by accident.
So I can't, I'd have to multiply their tensile strength
by like a billion or something.
It's like an analogy that insists upon its help, bro.
You haven't proved anything.
Matter of fact, you require two tissues for one.
My wife did say, come here, I need you.
And then I ran, I got really excited, I ran.
And then it turns out that was just a spider.
And then she gave me one tissue to kill it.
And I did look at her and I went, one tissue?
Come on.
And then she said, how many do you need?
And I said, I'd like at least two tissues.
One tissue is just not quite enough.
I need two just so I have an extra layer of abstraction
away from the thing that I'm killing.
Fold it in half.
No, then you get less bread.
And it could scurry away.
I want two tissues.
A candle and books sit up top the titular object
in Van Gogh's Gauguin-less portrait of his friend,
entitled Gauguin's what?
Huh?
A candle and table?
Gauguin's table?
In Cahinde Wiley's President Barack Obama.
Is it a book based on the guy?
The president is joined by a desk.
Okay.
Whistler's mother has her feet on a stool
And her butt on a chair would be my guess on that one.
My guess would be chair.
Too easy.
Play cat fishing, coward.
Tom, have you been like taking that?
You've been lacking lately.
First off, we play cat fishing all the time.
Literally, it's a dull that's not skippable.
Secondly, you keep acting surprised that my Peloton
wattage is so high.
Bro, it's been that way for years.
You've been around, I don't know if you've been around for a long time but you were here
a long time ago and you're here now, I don't know what the fuck happened in the middle.
I caught you lanking a little bit.
Cat got your fingers because you're not typing too quickly.
I have two kids now, okay respect that is tough to be honest with you.
It'll tell you, I was getting pressed this weekend.
I was trying to have like,
and parents will relate.
I was trying to have complex thoughts this weekend
because I'm a 37 year old man
who sometimes likes to have some interiority.
And then you, as an adult with a five year old kid,
you start to come to like,
you can feel yourself grasping at an epiphany.
And you're like, if I could just roll this little nugget around in my head a little bit longer,
I think I could actually come to some kind of like trenchant observation.
And then every 15 seconds, hey dad, hey dad, hey dad, hey mom, hey dad, hey mom, hey dad,
hey mom, to the point sometimes, like she was on one this weekend.
She was hitting like nested hey dads.
we would we would be doing something else get sidetracked by a hey dad and
before that hey dad reached its conclusion we would be like four hey
dads deep and then after like like all the way back to the first hey dad and
then you're trying to remember once that's over you're like oh my god like
what was I think in a before like no there's no there's no chance I'm
getting back to that. We're going straight to what's for lunch. That's the level of complexity
that I can aspire to today. What's for lunch? How do we get that? How do we, once it's here,
how do we put it inside of our body? What do we do with the dishes? Like that's the level
that we were at this weekend. Which I think is why I started the stream by hitting that
note from Lovely Day where it was like 40 or 45 seconds long.
You're kind of an old dad. Only if you look backwards, if you
look at like the current time, since you're pretty young, man,
there's a lot of old dads out there. You'd be surprised, man.
There were times I would go to Jim Burri and like some of the
other dads, they would be like 58 years old. You're like,
Bam. Like respect for you, but like at the same time, holy.
You're a really young dad? No, for where I live, I'm a little bit younger than average for sure.
Don't Google father inflation.
Really young would be like 14. No, that would be like troubling. That's, can I say, that's more
than really young. That's like almost as young as you could be. That's extremely young. Honestly,
at this point, where I, if I picked my kid up from school and there was like a 27-year-old dad
of a five-year-old. I would be like, this is the youngest dad I've seen in my life, at least in in my postal code.
I would be like, I would be like, do you go to the school? I'll probably say some shit like that.
I'd be like, what do you want to do after graduation?
My parents were 23 when they when they got me.
Yeah, but that's a that was years ago. I'm assuming. That was at least 15 years ago.
People were having kids earlier back then man. I think my parents were like 24. Yeah, 24. My mom was 24.
But that was like the that was that was peak having kids age back then. God, they might be adopted.
I thought God, I was going to describe it as like God is a funny way to say that. But then I thought, you know what, they might be adopted.
adopted. That's cool. My parents have me a fortuit. I love that Douglas Adams fence.
The answer to life, the universe and everything. Look at look that up. Look that up. Oh, shit.
So what these people by the year they received the Nobel Prize starting with the latest?
Okay, well, Bob Dylan is up there.
Probably one of the latest winners, if I have to guess.
Eli Weisel.
I think you might be from like the late 20th century.
And then this is where things get interesting.
Joseph Rotblat, Rintgen, discovery of the remarkable rays subsequently named after him.
Sustainable development to me means you're up here because people did not start talking
about sustenance until about 2009.
And then, okay, Alexander Fleming for the discovery of penicillin.
That's a pretty good one, man.
Rentgen has to be way back.
I send it.
Ah, fuck. Hot swap, everybody?
Yes! Yes! We were as close to right as you could
possibly be.
Discovered x-rays.
1945 for penicillin? I don't know why
I thought penicillin was from like 1871 or something like that.
Remember anybody here 100 and remember
when you could get antibiotics, by the way?
Anyone here 100 years old or alternatively
person with a less remarkable age
that lives in a country where you're able
to get antibiotics essentially whenever you want them?
Those were the bays
God to have just to have had to food poisoning with salmonella and campylobacter
either in
1978 when they would be like you're sick here some medicine or in
2023 in
Almost any other country in the world where you could just go to the doctor and be like
I think I have salmonella could have some antibiotics and they would go yeah, they're on the shelf over there. Oh
Oh, imagine how odd to be able to get the antibiotics without the doctor condescending
to you and go, uh, if too many people take antibiotics, someone might get very sick.
I know doctor, I know.
You spit, but doctor, I am bagliacci, bro.
I got the damn super bug in my gut right now.
When the antibiotics come out sizzling, yes, man, did you catch the Campylobacter shout
out in the pit?
Yes!
Dr. Robbie, my God!
They did.
Now that, now that, I mean this was season one, but now the Campylobacter has been featured
on the pit, people are going to start watching their tone when they talk to me.
Previously, the only time we experienced any empathy was when someone else got Campylobacter
and they go, hey, I used to make fun of you for that Campelow back there stuff, but then
I had it and it was really bad. And I go, yeah. I mean, did you see how pale I was for
like three weeks on stream? I was looking like the lead from Zombies 2, the Disney original
movie. You know what? Can I say something? At the birthday party we were at, they were
They're playing a lot of zombies, the Disney original movie.
I didn't realize that, I'm not saying it's progressive,
I'm actually saying it's like,
I don't know if I'd say it's the opposite,
but it takes place in a high school
where we'll call them human beings,
go to the high school.
But also, there's a big metal fence
that's like 15 feet tall
that goes down the middle of the high school.
And on the other side of the high school
is where the zombies go.
And they're not allowed to hang out with each other
be in the same classes or talk to each other and it's kind of about like a
romance between a human and a zombie kind of a crazy movie to make the songs
were kind of bops though I can't disagree with that kind of a crazy movie to
make and at no point acknowledge the fact that it's like a I mean it's not a
metaphor for segregation they're literally going to like a segregated
school. But it's kind of like a fun, it's like a fun take on it. Yes, that's as deep.
It is a little bit like, well, no, I guess it's like the opposite of Detroit become human.
Because at no point did they go, this is deep. Instead, they just go, we hope they, we hope
their relationship works out. We really hope that the relationship works out between these
two individuals. And then it feels like in the production and I didn't get all the subtext,
you know, because we were mostly just listening to the songs, but it did seem a little bit like
someone would be like, why would you, of course they have a fence in the middle of the school,
bro. You can't have the humans and the zombies in the same class like it'll be chaos.
When did this come out? 2018. And there's three of them.
All I'm saying is I'm a descendant's head, what's my name, what's my name, say it louder.
What's the different time?
Let's access the hospitals.
I mean there's got to be like 15 hospitals just here, right?
Higher percentage of vacant units.
I have absolutely no idea.
And I'm going to say there's more vacant units in St. Louis Urban Center because my understanding
of the Bay Area housing situation is like if there's anything vacant here that was up
for rent, someone would rent it.
So I'm going to go St. Louis on that one.
So someone said, you look like a bald Milo.
So I don't know what that means.
Isn't Milo like a chocolate milk?
But can I tell you we were listening to my daughter said let's listen to some funny songs. So we were we were playing funny songs
In the car and then the song came on from Baldi's basics, which I know is a video game, but I don't know
anything else about it
Whether it's a kids game or it's like a subversive
farcical kids game and the song came on and it went
Um, my name is Baldi nice to meet you. Fuck me in the ass and call me Patricia
And we went what a like bald next song as quickly as possible. What the hell did that end up on the playlist, bro?
They were letting it fly on open comms with my kid in the car
It's crazy, dude, I'll tell you I was laughing though so I was like it just came out of nowhere
Higher temperature, Thailand or Russia, I'll probably go with Thailand on that one.
More people employed in social services and community.
I don't know, bro, outside of Chicago, never mind.
More adults with high blood pressure.
ISA the place where they serve old-fashioned and pint glasses, no disrespect to Wisconsin.
I know you're probably saying we take it as a compliment.
I'll take my four out of five on that one.
That was juxtastate.
This one's for you, Tom.
Two kids, two kids.
3D re-releases 1975 films that are also 2020s 3D films.
They're American thrillers directed by Steven Spielberg,
sent on beaches, bro, that's Jaws.
The terrifying motion picture.
Jaws is a five star in a heart without a doubt.
1975 establishments in England with Bruce Dickinson.
This is Iron Maiden.
My roommate used to bump the fuck out of,
out of the silent planet in my dorm room.
He was, he was fine saw, I had nothing against it,
it, but you kind of get over it after a while.
21st century African American women writers, 1998 births, yeah, I just don't know, that's
Amanda Gorman.
Just don't know.
Culture of New York City, former red light districts, Destry and Malls, red light districts
in New York State, tourist attractions in Manhattan, squares in Manhattan, symbols of
New York City. Time Square, it's Times Square. I was thinking, in my head, I literally went,
I can't think of a square in New York. How am I supposed to know a square in every
single town in the world. 1930s American radio programs. This is the fireside chat, bro. This
is FDR's fireside chats. I don't know that shit. I know everything about FDR. Go ahead,
ask me some shit about FDR, bro. Yeah, yeah, I know about his secret train that held his
car so he could drive off of the train track when he got to the Waldorf Astoria
And then just take the elevator straight up so nobody knew he had polio. Yeah, I know everything about FDR, bro
Banana desserts sweet pies English desserts. I hope your bananas foster bro. Are you just a banana cream pie?
Banana bananas bananas bananas foster is not a pie
banana
Oh, isn't there like a bananathe or something?
I don't know if that's British though.
Banana cream pie?
Banafi!
Banafi!
I knew it!
I fucking knew that there was something called Banafi.
Oh, 1980s ballads, Michael Jackson songs for Africa.
This is We Are The World.
Yes.
You think I'm not going to know We Are The World when they have that great clip of MJ
and Cindy Lauper and Huey Lewis?
Worst song ever?
I don't know.
Because there is a version of We Are The World by John Lennon that's also a Christmas
song, which is, I think it's every bad genre combined, essentially.
That one's way worse.
I think it's crazy that people are put in evil on Paul McCartney's head for simply having a wonderful Christmas time
And nobody cares about the one that goes the
Old you're like
All right, buddy, but fucking you first room service in the fucking hotel ass no disrespect
19th century chancellors of Germany 19th century Prussian military personnel
foreign ministers of Prussia yeah yeah yeah you're fucking one of those guys
you're auto von Bismarck bro auto von Bismarck you're lucky I almost got you
confused with Herman von Molka ass motherfucker
All right, bro, you look like Schleifin.
Fucking dickhead.
I don't know.
I was going to say he might be chill.
I'm pretty sure he's not chill.
Pretty sure he has some shit going on, but anyway, confirm not chill, okay.
1744 births, 17, 1744.
How does an American feminist, Unitarian, first lady of the U.S. die of infectious
disease in Massachusetts, second ladies and second, okay. Quincy family? You're fucking
like, like, Mod Adams. What the fuck is John Adams' wife name? Mod Adams? Abigail! You
look like Mod. She and Barbara Bush are the only two women in American history who were
both married? Damn that's fucking crazy bro. I would have thought there was like way more than two
American women in history who've been married. Good for them. That's a good that's a crazy
snapple fact. I never would have picked that one out. That's awesome. Good for them man. Archaeological
sites in Wiltshire. I'm gonna really hope this is Stonehenge.
They know how they doused the little children of stonehenge beneath the haunted moon, for
fear that daybreak might come too soon.
For me personally, the Christopher Guest rankings go spinal tap, best in show, waiting
for Guffman, everything else.
Sorry to say.
Well, okay, there's some delineations in the everything best, but the top three is
the most important.
Big bottoms is an all-timer.
It goes crazy when people don't crungle you when you sing it.
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo.
I want to sink her with my pinto pedo.
Look at that.
Look at those crungles, bro.
That's on Johnny Knoxville hosting Fear Factor.
Fear Factor, I won't be baited into treating it
as an American institution.
Johnny Knoxville is literally one
of the most original performance artists
in American history. He's literally too good for the show and I'm not putting on airs.
I think it's below his station for him to be hosting Fear Factor. Anybody that has the
opinion that the show has too much legitimacy and it's being debased by Johnny Knoxville,
I don't want to talk to them. Johnny Knoxville is one of the few, he originated his own
fucking genre of media, bro.
He basically invented jazz.
Not jazz, but like a type of jazz, like a physical ballet of jazz.
You get the idea.
I mean, this is like a, it's like a seven degree angle, bro.
This is like a 353.
I'm not even gonna like go for 354 or 355 because I think it's straight 354
Did Joe Rogan really make a guy drink horse come no he said if you drink it you'll get $50,000
That's different he didn't make him do anything he just put an incentive out there and said let's see what happens
It is, and I held this opinion since it happened, it was crazy to me that that was like where
the buck stopped for fear factor.
So I was like, they did a lot of disgusting shit on the show.
It was weird to me that like Cum was too far.
of all the shit they've had people almost drown,
get in a pit, swallow it up by scorpions
and something like that,
but something that like tastes yucky,
they were like, no shot, bro.
We gotta get this, this is fucking,
this is beyond the pale.
Get this shit off the air.
It's gross, obviously it's gross, that's why.
I mean, honestly, I'm not thinking Joe Rogan's side,
but I feel like I would feel betrayed.
I was like, aren't you watching the show
it's gross and then something happens that's too gross and you're like well now you've done it
like that's we wanted something that was gross but not that gross that's way too gross
oh that would have been freaking awesome
Anyway, yeah, you're saying Joe jerked off all those horses for nothing. That's really good
That is really good
Now we're talking
That's the most that's the most fucked up part is they it was after he jerked off all those horses
So he had to drink it all himself. Oh
Well
What a fucking shot. I drink it Daniel Rogan view.
Too much, little too much. The toothpick changes everything. Still too much. Never
of mine we mod top 22% love slow dolls bro creepy stalker from Los Angeles follows
stars follows stars wants our bodyguards gone wants our bodyguards gone
creepy stalker from Los Angeles follows stars okay
Can I get a definition? Creepy stalker. Our answer will be a creepy stalker of
short oh some kind of some kind of fucking vine or like it's obviously gonna
be a type of IV or something follows bodyguards and gone. No man no I just
don't think I have it in me today with what I'm looking at here. Can I see the
fodder? We'll need to find a, okay so LA and start the, we need to find a short
substitute for one and use it with the letters of the other.
Lars Ratz wants R follows as a repositioning in the
I
love
alabaster
I think it starts with al
Joe fought you know what brother
Tarantula
Tarantula, okay, I got it six over par
This rearranges into tarantula, tarantula, and then LA, but why do you remove the OSS?
that's like Her Majesty's fucking secret service or something?
Bodyguards are just outside the letters. The letters on either end.
That's fucking crazy, man. That's fucking crazy.
That's like, I don't think the puzzle's bad. It's just really hard.
fair enough we go again eventually
is a horse come like the most expensive liquid in the world no bro I'm
pretty sure that's like when you try to order a scotch after dinner they bring
out the dessert menu and it's like tiramisu $11 Johnny Walker blue $106 a
glass no bro I'm not gonna have a $106 glass of scotch for dessert what the
fuck like you didn't clock that the second we walked in man I'll take the
tear in the Sioux
if you haven't noticed I'm weird I'm a weirdo I don't fit in I don't want to
fit in have you ever seen me without this stupid dress on that's weird kind
of a manic pixie dream girl sort of thing going on.
For a film about inner beauty,
it's ironically obsessive about how it looks
and not about what it has to say.
I'm a more convincing romantic lead than this guy
and this is somehow even more transparently anti-feminist
than the original in its throw away meme ready,
half ass wokeness.
She's smart in this one.
Fuck off.
I can't really hate this.
The sets are so, is this Wuthering Heights?
2026? I can't really hate this. Sets are so, so pretty with creamy, costuming, peppering,
vivid colors across large, overpowering spaces, theatrical stages where the romance plays out.
All the actors are committed, pushing the musical numbers to their limits. Even actors
stuck with a mess of a CGI job instead of the obvious route towards physicality has
the eyes of character down. Frankenstein? Frankenstein 2025? It's just like the original, except without
the heart and wit and humor and beautiful animation. Oh, okay, there's an old boy. I'm
I'm just playing with you, I have no idea.
Multiple moms shouted, woo, CGI monster.
Oh, it's the Beauty and the Beast remake.
It's the Beauty and the Beast remake.
It makes perfect sense.
Whatever, you're not evil for her liking this movie.
Okay, that is accurate.
I have seen this.
I remember almost nothing about it.
Wasn't she smart in the original too?
She reads books for sure.
She's very famous for reading books.
Reading books doesn't equal smart.
Well, yeah, but they're not fantasy novels.
The guy who gets really pissed off about woke Disney movies.
I'm sorry, I'm digging into my Ellen Meltzap.
The guy who makes a video essay mad that Disney made the live action Mulan Chinese.
What else do we got?
Do we got the fucking Cutdoll?
Not awful on that one, guys.
That was a bad one.
Well, I'd like to cut it across the midline.
I don't do any bi-letter-least-symmetrical shit.
And now do you use an electric razor or a conventional safety razor?
Patrick Bateman, if he was into razors instead of Phil Collins?
Messages you read right before someone kills you with a sharp object?
What do you mean by this?
I mean I understand the question, I just don't understand the impetus of it.
I know I'm not about to be condescended to by a 21-year-old with a beaver hair shaving
brush.
I'm going to fucking freak out.
I'm balding and looking for experience, bald man for tips.
Don't shave your head.
I mean, you should shave your balding.
You should go bald.
But don't use a razor.
Just use like an electric trimmer.
Shaving your head down to the skin is too much work
and maintenance.
Also the risk of cutting yourself.
I would definitely recommend just using some kind
of electric razor or trimmer and then just trim it
like every few days.
It'll take five minutes and you'll get 98.
And can I say something?
and this i don't i don't claim to know how all women feel about this but when i
shave my head down to the skin
even though it's we're talking about like up
one sixteenth of an inch of stubble difference between the full shave and
the trim
it freaks my wife out because i start to look like young doctor evil from gold
member just that going bald
but demonstrating that you do have some
hair still on your head
is important, I think.
Other bald guys will tell you, you
have to shave down to the skin.
But that's like the same way that 17-year-old kids online
will be like, oh, you have to be like 210 pounds with 6% body
fat.
No, bro.
That's like real people are not looking for that.
Real people are like, he's got no,
he doesn't even have a single dot of hair on his head.
He might be in trouble.
You might be in trouble.
I think you just wanna, you wanna shave it?
Just, I'd really recommend the electric trimmer,
to be honest with you.
The same one you might use just to trim your face.
Maybe a rat tail in the back.
When are the clear glasses dropping?
Oh, don't tempt me, man.
I think I should.
What about the beard?
You're gonna get me in trouble.
I'm anti-beard still, at least not myself.
I see it on some guys and I'm like it looks good, but I don't think a beard is a one-size-fit all it fits all situation
also if I may
We're kind of kneeling lately, and I almost feel like the beard
Don't get me wrong to add a little bit of texture to another wise texture. This void is nice
But the beard almost if you if you're kind of if you got the jawline
The beard is kind of working against you to some extent if you don't got the jawline
you gotta do what you gotta do. If you do have a jawline, it's one of my better
features. I don't really want to cover it up, man. It's out of accept, out of laziness, but
I'm not a beard guy. Not yet, anyway. Maybe, maybe when it goes full gray, which should be in
about a year and a half, based on current pace. Maybe then we could do it with the clear frames.
I could start wearing, like, vintage Star Wars, the Empire Strikes Back t-shirts and
and giving off like horrible vibes or something like that.
Clear glass, skinny ass, fucking gray, full beard.
Clear frames and like back to the future vintage t-shirt.
Holding the door open for people at downtown Disney.
Apologies if I just described you in chat,
by the way. Um, it's yesterday's bandal. That's all right.
You know, if you treat man like a river, his years are never ending, bro.
Man is like a flower and grows like grass. He blossoms, then withers away.
Write that down. That's when her head suck from the gear of the wrath of God.
This is from 2021. I have absolutely no idea.
I don't know where it goes for me, but I was just dead and down.
Hey!
I'm just gonna...
Wait, wait, I do know this.
I've heard this.
There's no hope of me being able to tell what it is yet, but I believe I've heard this.
This is not a Pompeii situation, I think.
Maybe it's like the ad from before the movie where they tell you to get your popcorn
or join the rewards program or whatever.
They're telling me I can enjoy no processing fees on
movie tickets purchased online right now.
And also double seed points on all concessions purchased at the tail.
Yeah, I know this.
Yeah, I know that habits, bro.
I know this one.
And habits need a boop.
Why do you know this?
Ah, there was like a year where I was doing Peloton classes before I got onto the Kino
or the Umu Musume.
Secret head head.
I'll be rocking that Oz's arm in Just Dance 2026 sometimes.
Get him bands. Uh-uh. I ain't the one baby.
Now you've done it. We don't do that here. Yeah.
Yes. Dunk. Okay. Now I'm pissed.
I love getting banned.
Anyway, I guess I'll go to the bathroom and do something else for an hour until Mahjong.
Ooh, he ducked back down the alley with some roly-poly little bat-faced girl, we got a fucking
wait, a Paul Simon gimmick account whose name is a reference to a Shin's album.
Ooh, all along, all along there were incidents and accidents, there were hints and allegations.
I don't care who you are. You say hallelujah at the end of every verse of that song
Paul Simon's Graceland is that I'm calling it best album 86 right there. That's the true bite of 86 men
Maybe it's the the boy in the bubble of the baby with the babble in its heart
He was believing in lasers in the jungle before anybody, bro
a loose affiliation of millionaires and billionaires and babies he was fucking on one bro that's
my short king right there it's an all-timer and kids these days don't respect Paul Simon they
don't respect him. Anyway, I'm gonna go pee. I'll be right back.
you
you
All right, you're laying it on a little thick, but I do love Graceland, so.
Do lo- What are you- What are you thinking, man?
What are you thinking, man?
There's a girl in New York City, calls herself the human trampoline.
Sometimes when I'm falling, flying, or tumbling through turmoil, I say, oh, so this is
what she means. Who's fucking on one bro? I really don't give a fuck that he stole all
that shit from Lady Smith, Black Mombasa. That's how good the album is. I mean he was
doing some shit he probably shouldn't have been doing I think, but the album is, honestly
If that's what it takes to make Graceland, so be it.
He's never plagiarized me personally.
Not yet, anyway.
That's right.
I forgot what I was gonna do. I did have a dream last night. I haven't opened cases in like a week
But I had a dream last night that I opened like five hundred cases
I've the dream and this it's funny how the dream logic works
It was like I was in an environment where like you could see people were outside
But you could see them opening cases like they had like a little display on their wrist
That was like showing what they were opening and I saw a
a classmate of mine that I haven't seen since like the eighth grade and she was ripping cases like crazy
and then I went over to her and I was like what's the metaphor cases and she gave me like a she gave
me a rundown and I was like damn then I woke up and I was embarrassed and my cortisol spike because
my sleeping HRV was in the needs attention zone according to Samsung. I did see her knife just
Just in case's work, case's work, she did whisper the secret into my fucking ear and
then said I'll see you in another life when we are both cats, fucking obrolos, oh hoes
at ass.
You know what, let's do Sinai 2 Nerdle Battles.
It's got the right energy to give me fucking zooming for Mahjong.
It's got the right energy to give me fucking zooming and I just like lost all conversational
momentum.
By the way, I've been recording, well, let's just say it, man, gamers, I've been recording
Cine2Nurtle battle videos for like a few days for YouTube.
There, you know how like your spleen stores a bunch of like white blood cells or something?
That's like when you get sick, it releases them into the world, a.k.a. your body,
so that you can fight infection when you need it.
That's what I'm building up a spleen of YouTube videos to release when we're away for a little
bit in the spring.
So they're not going to be up right away, but trust me, you will see them if you want
to.
You said this sometime last week, actually.
No, I didn't, because it would have spiked my cortisol to have done that.
Yes, exactly.
A video backlog.
So we're going to play some more on Twitch, bro.
But I just don't want you to be surprised, hey, Ghost Pepper, Ghost Pepper, thanks
for the gifted subscriptions. Thank you. Thank you. I just don't want you to be surprised
when you see that, holy cow, my goat NL is 19 and 5. Now I want to tell you something.
We've got a battle kit called We Win These, but I've been really struggling to get four
Will Ferrell movies played in Sin A2 Nurtle battles. Now I can name more than four Will
Ferrell movies, but there's something you need to know about this. You can't use
Will Ferrell as a link so you have to instead of think like with genres it's
easy you just go I'm going to name a movie in this genre for actors and actresses
you have to choose to get to them you have to pick a movie that they're in
with a person who's also in the movie that has just been played.
Win cons are hard this season I've been running film bro actually you
might have a good you might have a good point film bro seems pretty good
for film bro you have to name six movies from the directors Nolan Fincher
Villeneuve Coppola Scorsese Tarantino Ridley Scott and Kubrick you know what
that might be the play bro that might be the freaking play let's cut one there
and let's add let's add film bro boom slots 19 of 20 we even have anything
anything that costs one? Queen Latifah Wind Condition? Yeah, I don't think so, bro. Um,
no Friedkin? I forgot! I literally found out today. Stupid asked me, said the French
connection was directed by Sam Peckinpaw. Justin, are you still here? I gave you permission
to slap my bare white ass for that one. What am I fucking thinking, the French connection
Sam Peckinpaw? It's got William Friedkin all over it, bro! Let's fucking go!
Let's fucking go dude happy Gilmore 2 I'm ready become the film bro lock in okay lock in on this shit
How are we getting to a Ridley Scott movie from happy Gilmore 2? Let's get fucking going bro
Ben Stiller Ben Stiller's with Gene Hackman takes you to William Friedkin, but we don't need to be there bad bunnies in this
He also performed at the Super Bowl guest. Come on buddy. Come on drive away dolls. Okay. You're in the Cohen brothers from the Cohen brothers
Actually easy for a beast like me, I go to burn after reading and I wait for you to leave Matt Damon open so that I can get to Ridley Scott The Last Duel.
Give me some oceans, go straight to oceans and I'm going to hit you with the Ridley Scott The Last Duel.
Imagine him, oh, if I could swank him, that would be fucking crazy. That would be insane.
Lady killers, Tom Hanks, there's no shot, Tom Hanks is not in one of these movies.
movies. Who else we got? Yeah, JK Simmons, Tom Hanks, David Fincher, Quentin Tarantino,
Ridley Scott. Okay, we go JK Simmons. We take you to Whiplash. I don't know. You need fantasy?
Fantasy movies? I bet JK Simmons is in a fantasy. I'll take you to Damien Chazelle,
who as far as I'm concerned should be up here. You're right. We could have gone the way,
we could have done the way in connection as well. Catch Me If You Can, much better play.
I saw that in chat. Catch me if you can. Takes you to Leo who's very adjacent
Very adjacent to a lot of the fellas here for sure
La La Lant Emma Stone
They mean chazelle I mean could I strand you in a JK Simmons
If I had to if I had to think about it
I mean is there a part of me that thinks like this is not really film bro coated
But if I put you in the tomorrow war, I mean how you gonna get out that fella from the dull boys podcast
Blade Runner 2049 that's a much better play because it increments your win
condition. Chris Pratt good point I have to put up a block because Super Mario
counts as yeah yeah yeah Super Mario counts as a yeah okay he is in the
Garfield movie can I say he is in the Garfield movie but he's in the modern
Garfield movie the Netflix Garfield movie though other one was Bill Murray
not Chris Pratt mercy classic okay Rebecca Ferguson she's in Dune she's
in Dune part two you're in a lot of trouble you're in a lot of trouble
buddy. Get rushed. Men, women, and children, Timothy, Shalameh, Adam Sandler, Adam Sandler.
Okay, I'm thinking about this. I want to get to Matt Damon. Matt Damon, we play Electra
2005, which is a fantasy, which is scary. But if you play Daredevil off of this, then
it's simple. We just go to, we go to the last duel. We simply go to the last duel,
gives us a really Scott and we make our progress. Whether you have Dune 1, you can't use two
Villanovs for the win condition, bro. Highlife. They've used an escape to Claire Denny. This
is easy. We play Idlewild, the 2006 outcast movie with Andre 3000. Oh, it's not popular
enough. It's not popular enough to play, apparently. Okay, we play fucking White
Noise, bro, from 2022 with Andre 3000. You think I'm not familiar with the 3000?
film Uvra. I hope they're watching. I know they're getting mind flooded by this.
So you're likely to play like an Adam Driver or something like that. Adam Driver,
guess what buddy? He's in the last duel. He's in the last duel, man. You can't be
doing that against the last duel head like me. Now we can focus on somebody
else. Okay, we got Ridley. Knocked out Ridley. Next, Fincher. Fincher. You're
looking for a Michael Fassbinder. You're looking for a Kate Blanchett.
You're looking for a Michael Douglas or a Brad Pitt. We got to get to Oceans. Oceans has so many beautiful connections coming off of it, bro.
Francis Ford Coppola, that's, that's, I mean, we go straight to the Godfather.
Unless we can get to like a Wynonna Ryder or something like that. You took me back to Ridley. Ridley with a block is kind of a crazy play. Denzel's in this, obviously.
Denzel, Pedro Pascal is in this, and he's also in other movies.
Um, Pedro Pascal of course in materialists, which I'm going to play just because you might
not know anybody else in it because it's not that good.
And it came out recently.
I'm going to give this a, this is how this movie made me feel.
This isn't as good as past lives.
I don't think we need the notebook, man.
We could get some more lifelines.
More rushes would go crazy.
I love the way it does look like kind of a magic card or something though.
They've escaped to Eitania.
Eitania, we have, unfortunately, we have some, we have a block, otherwise you could play
an easy win condition off of this.
Eitania, I'm thinking Alice and Janney, take me to Bad Education 2019.
I'm the number one Alice and Janney head in Sin International Battles.
I need to, let's get these movies going.
Scorsese.
The departed is an easy score says the connection Andrew Garfield by a silence Liam Neeson
Who else we got in there whoever was in Kundun?
Daniel Day Lewis from the age of innocence song song blue Kate Hudson Hugh Jackman
Hugh Jackman is in a Christopher Nolan movie bro. He's in the prestige
He plays the guy who wins the 5050 every time. Yeah, we lock in Christian Bale
Christian Bale
Christian Bale is an interesting one here. Fincher, Fincher, Fincher. Scarlett Johansson's in this?
Hugo? Bro, you're getting Hugh Jackman confused with a totally different film.
What a, what a taxi driver night. You don't want to play Taxi Driver Bro, because I just
played the Godfather part two on your head. Good game, you know your stuff, okay.
We go again. That was a nice little warm-up. It's the same guest, bro. Weapons 2025. Mmm, okay. Okay.
Okay, I'm thinking of where I'd go with this. I don't really see an easy connection here,
but I'm sure there is one somewhere. Josh Brolin. Brolin. Benedict Wong, my goat.
loved you in Dr. Strange and the multiverse of madness, my king. So that's
a resignation. That's not their fault. They shouldn't have been paired against
the person they just played. Not on the rug, man. Okay. Brolin to Hail Caesar to
get you in the Clooneyverse. No please! Saludos to Nigos. Yes.
Ms. Descopas, please leave Superman because I want to play Lloyd Kaufman off of Superman
to the Angry Video Game nerd movie. Please. It's my dream to go that someone plays Superman
against me and I take them to the Angry Video Game nerd movie. I'm begging you. I'm begging
you, begging. Okay, bro. Let's go to Tangled and just see you. Oh, you got the Film
Bro too. Wait, Film Bro versus Film Bro is crazy. And you got three blocks and
And I've only got two?
Surely that's not popular enough?
Well, that's only after an escape.
Scorched, oh, shit.
Scorched, motherfucker.
I see Rachel Lee Cook, obviously.
How about like antitrust?
Where do you go after antitrust?
But it all goes wrong again.
It's kind of flicking me that Ryan Philip came to,
Ryan Philippe, I should say, came to the criterion channel via cruel intentions on March 1st, bro.
Dan, can you not? This is peak. Dan wouldn't get it. John Turturro. Dan, quick, name your favorite John Turturro movie.
Then don't say Mr. Deeds. I'm gonna fucking freak out if you say Mr. Deeds.
John Turturro, I mean, I want to get him to...
I mean, you know what Barton think?
Easiest play in my life.
Quijolquij shows a classic, too.
Quiz show is a fucking classic man. Pulp fiction. Smart play. I'll follow that up with a once upon a time in Hollywood
You see what and then they'll throw up a block. You got more blocks than me though
But then the escapes also
Yeah, what are you gonna do?
Dylan McDermott Dylan I know what I have to do here Dylan McDermott takes you to about Schmid
What do you mean, oh, I've got Dylan McDermott confused with Dermot Moroney again.
Nancy Travis, so I married an ax murderer.
Woman, whoa, man.
Excuse me, there must be some mistake.
I ordered the large cappuccino.
We stay locked in, bro.
We stay locked in.
Yeah, I know Nancy Travis.
Passed away starring Nancy Travis.
Okay, could I name another Nancy Travis movie? Absolutely not that being said Bob Hoskins the Long Good Friday, bro
You want to get into Kino? Let's get into some freaking Kino
Foreign cinema that's the damn Tower Bridge in the background
Super Mario Brothers classic John Leguiz Ammo Bob Trevino likes it 2025
People will be like oh, yeah, I like indie cinema. Oh, really? Would you think of Bob Trevino likes it, bro?
It's the 83rd, 100th most popular movie in the world right now.
I should have played something with Dennis Hopper, bro.
Am I stupid?
Dennis Hopper is in the Mario Bros.
A brother's kiss.
John Leguizamo.
It's going to be hard to sequester you and John Leguizamo, to be honest with you,
but maybe I might be able to burn a lifeline with the pest in 1997.
I mean, he's the only fellow on the cover.
Might as well give it a try.
Who's your cat?
He's crazy play.
Well, you know what?
I'll play Idlewild off of that.
Finally, some good fucking cinema.
Getting all the big boy movies.
He play ATL, Semi-Pro.
Semi-Pro is Woody Harrelson, bro.
Who's in?
Oh, Colin Brothers movies.
and come on brothers movies. Wait, wait, wait, I can do this. We play white noise, forcing
you to play a driver. You play driver, I go last dual. Boom, I got tempo. Unless you hit
me with a 3000 kill shot. No, okay. And you put up a block, and you put up a block off
of that. How could you put up a block? And you still got two blocks. That's fucking
flick in me. Okay. Tick tick boom. I accidentally did the POD song. Tick tick boom. Andrew Garfield.
The block keeps me out. I mean, I think they've got a much better lifeline set up if I may say so
myself. I don't think, you're good enough. You don't need the cast, bro. I got to cut notebook.
You got to cut cast. Then we can get ourselves a much more efficient load out.
Hilly Madison, Steve Buscemi, Bradley Whitford, Adam Zandler, Kevin Nieland maybe, Chris Farley, we've got to go Steve Buscemi.
Buscemi never really been in one of you's. I'll play Mr. Deeds off of that.
Fuck you.
you fuck you exodus gods and kings mother fucker okay we play the last duel we
go Ridley for Ridley his tempo is fucking me though ex okay exodus gods and
kings oh you could play christian oh fucking Oppenheimer um the angry video
game no the AVGM movie oh you're trolling me okay and they put up a block
on me too, bro. I'm Lloyd Kauffman. David Douse-Mouchin is in both of those. I swear it to you.
Because I'm falling way behind here.
28 days later, Danny Boyle.
Let him waste his blocks.
We're equal on blocks. He's two up. I gotta find some plays that he doesn't find,
which is striking me as a little unlikely.
The company you keep, Robert Redford.
No shot Robert Redford has not been in a Francis Ford Coppola film,
or Shia LaBeouf, who is looking a lot like Markiplier on the cover there.
Can I say that? I think he's looking a lot like Markiplier on the cover there.
Robert Redford, he's in Spy Game 2001.
I always happen to have Brad Pitt in it, Brad Pitt in a little-known David Fincher film called Fight Club.
Yup, that's a good play. I'll probably play Fight Club off of that. He's one away, bro. Who does he need?
Villeneuve, Coppola, or Kubrick. Okay, so modern cinema that doesn't touch anyone in
Dune. That's tough. That's gonna be really tough. Johnny Suede. All right,
obviously that's gonna be an escape.
They've used an escape themselves.
And we could just play anything off of this. We could play like the Penguins
of Madagascar 2014.
Easy.
Escape on Rogue One.
He's just rallying.
He's just throwing the ball back to me because he's got a lifeline inputist right now.
It's like trading pieces.
Moritanian.
I mean, given your breadth of film knowledge, it's hard for me to believe I'm going to
to be able to sequester you, but check this out, bro.
Taxi driver, 1976, boom.
Looking for this?
Ah, shit, put up a block before he plays the godfather.
We're free, we're free.
We got one out of him.
We got one off him.
The Mauritanian, isn't Matt Damon in that?
He was growing the potatoes, I think.
Sebastian Maniscalco in this one about my father.
The problem is if I play the Godfather,
I just lose, because then he plays another Godfather.
So it presents a real conundrum.
I weirdly enough, I feel like I have to play an escape
so that we're out of the De Niro verse.
Otherwise, no matter what I play,
he just plays another De Niro
unless I know a Sebastian Maniscalco movie, and I don't.
I don't okay well this is gonna be a but I can't play Blade Runner 2049 because then you're just gonna play another Danny Vildov movie, bro
So we go
We play off of Julianne Moore we go to Magnolia
Which gets us in the Tom Cruise a verse where I can hit a Stanley Kubrick, but if I hit a Kubrick
If I hit a Kubrick, he's just gonna hit a Kubrick
Phillip Z. Moore Hoffman, triple bogey on a par-five hole, eight strokes, you and me
both brother you don't hear me making a short film about it. I think we're in a
tight spot. I'm gonna play a long came Polly. This is borderline like
resign territory but I think the best way to resign is to get one away from
lethal and make him hit the kill shot. Because there's no, there's like no path
to victory with the lifeline imbalance and especially the block.
Happiness, classic play. It's Todd Solans. Leave a hard emoji if this is Todd
Solans. Leave a crying laughing emoji if it's Todd Haynes. I guess we could find
find out ourself. It might be neither. I had to play the wedding
singer off of John Lovitz. Good play, good play. Honestly, you know your stuff.
That's fair. Who we got here? CJ Dunston checks in. 11-44. Now this could be a match, bro.
You got to shift off of film, bro. I'm telling you, I think film, bro, is the play because
and narrows the subset. You haven't seen me dance around four Will Ferrell movies. Now
you're going to say something like name four Will Ferrell movies. That's not what you need
to do. You need to get to four Will Ferrell movies without using Will Ferrell. You don't
understand what you're talking about here. Under the Silver Lake. I want to stay in
Andrew Garfield. So it's simple. We play tic-tac-boom. He's not in Spider-Verse,
so it should be chill. And we literally, I'm just going to type silence. And I'm
I'm going to control A, control C, and get ready to drop a control B, and just get the
point before you can put up a block.
Come on, Dunstan, Dunstan, you've checked in.
Get ready to check this out, bro.
CJ Dunstan, silence, motherfucker, boom, there's one.
Get rushed.
It took you that long to think of a Garfield in the first place.
Get another one.
Darkman, Liam Neeson, Francis McDormand, Francis McDormand.
I mean, get ready, bro, swanky.
And then you play another Francis McDormand movie,
and then I play Blood Simple.
And I see if you got any Dan Hadea's up your sleeve, CJ.
Damn it.
Oh, you went straight to Chloe Zhao instead.
OK.
You went to Chloe Zhao.
I don't really want to take you to the Eternals.
I'd be the type of beast.
I mean, obviously we could take you to Jesse Buckley.
We could take you to, like, I'm thinking of ending things.
But then I'm almost worried.
Animated sci-fi.
Can't you get some Charlie Kaufman off that?
They got science and they got fiction, bro.
Lukash Zhao is also in this, of course we all know.
That's right, Paul Meskel goes to Ridley Scott,
my bad, Viagladiator too.
It's an actor in New York.
I've got to play here, Samantha Morden in Minority Report.
Gets us adjacent to Tom Cruise
and knocks off a possible Kubrick for us.
Thank you for that, thank you for saying that.
Unless you just love the movie, which is also pretty good.
I'm going to hit this with, this is what this movie did to me.
It made my mind blow up.
That's it, huh?
Just don't know another Tom Cruise movie.
Can I also say something?
Daniel London from Old Joy?
Daniel London from Old Joy is in Minority Report?
I didn't know that.
So we, oh my God, if we get the minority report,
we could strand them and fucking will old them
back massages, bro.
That could be a move.
That could be a fucking move.
Also, is this something?
Sinectachi, is that something?
Sinectachi, that could be something, man.
Unfortunately, no.
I think it's awesome.
i'm gonna say it every time i play it
pre-smoke sixty-four hally ass
had to stop scrolling on my phone to put a minus two
you got me in the fuck-ass picture in picture while you're scrolling
hey
what the hell are you looking at down there
boom
the lobster
okay well this is easy bro
colin ferro minority report two thousand two
you're trying to get to some will ferro's good luck
measure pop up out of your fucking screen
snatch your chain and then went back into the camera
by chain now
that's my chain now
uh... i really thought you stay in the tom cruise zone bro
in your mr and mrs smith
it's as a jason the brad pit
who's been in uh...
david fincher movies
It's that simple. You didn't let me go to Will Olden, back rub island. So
now I gotta, now I gotta really Scott you
gone in sixty seconds. No, bro. No shot.
Angelina Jolie. Angelina Jolie. I would like to sequester you in the
changeling.
Nineteen
I think it's just called changeling. Sorry y'all. 2008. Changeling 2008.
Best of luck to you. You know who played the hat? Me neither.
Oh, shit, being John Malkovich, we could probably make a much better play, but instead, you know
what we're playing, Sintacchi!
You literally have to play it every time.
That's my slanky, bro.
And then I can take you back to Back Row Island, if you just play a Daniel Lundin movie.
Adaptation.
Add up the ancient
Okay, Charlie Kaufman. Yeah, Charlie Kaufman, you know shit about a normal Lisa my brother. Do you know anything about a normal Lisa?
No puppet, he's the puppet, bro
In three days that could be a plus two that's what I'm talking about you skip me on a normal Lisa
I don't know shit about this either, but I'm not gonna skip you because then it's a draw
Who who does Charlie Kaufman love to work with shit?
Avengers Endgame
Old Joy or the try play an escape on
Jennifer Jason Lee is in it. Oh, I should have played single white female if I'd known that
I'm feeling confident.
Bro, you rush me on the Big Lebowski?
I'll hit you up with some simple Barton Fink.
I'll hit you up with some simple Fargo.
Why?
I don't know.
What the fuck is Carter Burwell, man?
He's everywhere.
Roger Deakins!
Roger Deakins who did Dune.
we've become the film bro. Warren Keith, that's too long for me, I've never read it. Come on bro. Come on bro. Come on. We're on round 15, someone's got to work towards their win condition.
Rebill boards, Francis McDormand, it's not a kill shot, unfortunately, Sam Rockwell
ever been in one of your movies, Woody Harrelson ever been in your shit?
Fuck it, bro. Confessions of the dangerous mind. 2002.
Great movie. Great. Also a Charlie Kaufman connection. May I say? A Charlie Kaufman connection.
What he's in no country?
That's a Coen Brothers movie.
He's not here.
The Coen Brothers are not there, bro.
What are you talking about?
You're talking to me like, you're kind of sending to me like I'm an asshole.
Exodus Gods and Kings.
Boom.
We're on the board with Ridley.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
If I know that if I admit that I know that Kevin Spacey plays the voice of the computer
They're gonna think that I support everything he's ever done including all the bad stuff. So I'm forced to resign
What are you talking about bro? I'm trying to get the plan. We can't be playing moon
We got to be playing Exodus gods and kings
warrior Joel Edgerton
Tom Hardy's an inception bro. You got to take more blocks against the beast like me. I
Almost typed ineption life imitates art bro. Just like Synecdoche
There's two.
Where do we go from here?
Leonardo DiCaprio's in the departed.
You can't leave that on the board.
He's also in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.
500 Days of Summer, Joseph Gordon Levitt,
Zoe Deschanel, Zoe Deschanel's in this.
Didn't this beast also direct the Spider-Man movies?
No, I guess not.
I think he did down, John.
What did the 500 days of summer director also direct?
No, not Sam Raimi.
I'm talking about the homecoming far from home, no way home director.
He did amazing, Spider-Man.
Hard time believing from lost or lost in translation takes you to Godfather 3 via Sophia Coppola, bro
We did a director to act or switch on that
Oh shit
Virgin suicides Josh Hardnett to trap what and my shaman lawns not at one of the top five directors of all time
This is like Sissy Spacak in it as the fellow from 100 girls right I can beat you two different ways bro
I can go to summer on the movie network swap or I can go to fucking David Finch your movies
They're calling him the most art house director of all time
This is big man, where you going? Where you going off of Jonathan Tucker? Oh, you're a
knower, okay. Okay, I didn't realize you were a knower. I mean, I'll probably hit you with some
shit like Paper Heart by a Charlene Yee. Now that I know that obviously you've got a riposte,
I forgot that also everybody else is in this. Everybody else from Knocked Up is in this as
well. Super bad. It's a funny name for a movie that's actually super good. And then a Seth
Rogan movie that could strand you. It's interesting. It's an interesting play to just leave you
in like an American pickle and see. Oh, you know what? No, no, no. You know what we
do? We play Steve Jobs in the hopes that you're forced to play a Michael Fassbender
beat and then we can play the killer and get David Fincher knocked off.
Got to work towards the win condition. You also get Tarantino,
What is all this very Michael Fassbender's and glorious bastards?
And glorious bastards if they made it in 2026?
Robert Downey Jr. Robert Downey Jr. is in Oppenheimer, bro. I guess I've already said
Christopher Nolan movie. Oh, fuck, he's an easy fucking zodiac. You're so real for that.
Drake and Josh. Merry Christmas, Drake and Josh. And Xbox. I can get out of this.
The Whackness.
This is also, isn't this Elizabeth Olson?
Couldn't I take your ass to like Columbus 2017 or whatever?
Or Eternity 2025?
No, it's not, that's not her.
Iron Man 3 probably then.
Let's say Iron Man 3's pretty good.
Tropic Thunder?
Obviously I gotta get you out of there.
Tom Cruise is in this bro. You think he wouldn't get me? You think I'd let that one slip by man?
I don't think so. Now go ahead play a Sidney, Sidney Pollock movie. Do something
glib. Play Magnolia. I don't think I could strand you in a cruise. That would be tough man.
Really, that David Fincher, David Fincher, Tom Cruise, seems so doable.
Oh, do I have Scorsese?
I do have Scorsese!
The color of money!
1986!
Now we just need one of Fincher, Villeneuve, or Tarantino.
This is huge, bro.
This is a really big one
Blue velvet classic bro, I probably go blue velvet the happy Gilmore personally
By a happy Gilmore's grandma
Ww play
You're giving him Farrell?
How does he get to Farrell from happy, bro?
He goes to Jack and Jill?
Once upon a time in Hollywood as Al Pacino.
That was a good game, clean, clean ass game.
You see how hard it is to name Will Farrell, bro?
It's impossible.
That's why we go film, bro.
And as we play more film, bro, we're making our connections even stronger.
Carrie Condon.
Okay, that's easy, bro.
We'll play the...
No, we'll play, I'm mad at you?
Mad at you?
What is that movie called that sucks ass?
Whatever.
I'll play the Banshees of Inner Sheeran for Carrie Condon.
What's that movie that I gave a two star to this year that has Tobias Menzies in
it?
Do I look mad?
Is that what it's called?
No, not can you ever forgive me, but it's close.
You hurt my feelings.
Yeah, you hurt my feelings.
That's right.
Colin Farrell, I mean, I know where I'm going with this,
bro.
I know I already reported 2002.
And we got lots of different avenues to go with this one.
Lots of different avenues to go.
Oh, baby.
What do you play off of this?
Ballad of a small player, 2025?
Colin Farrell and Fala Chen?
Yeah, well, how about the player?
1992, Tim Robbins. I just wanted to flex on you a little bit.
Colin Farrell, Colin Farrell, of course, famously,
in the lobster. Now,
Getting to three Reese Witherspoon movies, surprisingly tough, bro. Hard to play around too though.
And where are you going to strain me with, with Farrell? I'm prepared.
You're not going to strain me any in Bruges because there's a Martin McDonough picture.
It's also got Ray Fiennes in it.
Trying to think of where I want to go. You know what I, you know what I want to do?
I want to go to the Bone Temple and then I want you to play another 28 years later so that I can play
The last duel via the guy who played the lady who played Alfie's mom in 28 years later
That's my in
Jody Comer
Start up by a Jack O'Connell. Okay
That O'Connell has kind of been around for a bit Ben Mendelsohn, of course
very famous for
Rogue one and looking a lot like Chris Parnell
Okay, I'll give it to your brother. Let's see what you see what you want to do with this
It's also in the 310 to Yuma I didn't see that I'm on about the 1130 right now
Last duel is a first-date movie yay or nay
If I'm the date yay yay
Absolutely
First daughter with Katie Holmes, Forrest Whitaker
Hmm, okay
I mean you already know I'm the type of beast to play like Ghost Dog Way of the Samurai off this
But I don't really want to be stranded in Forrest Whitaker
I think instead I would prefer to play something like a Kate Blanchett movie like I prefer to play a second Katie Holmes
And then hopefully get a Kate Blanchett off of that and then we use that Kate Blanchett
to go somewhere. Go somewhere I don't know. Oh you're right, Panic Room is a David Fincher
movie with Forrest Whitaker in it all. Send help. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, Rachel McAdams,
Dylan O'Brien, Sam Raimi, Kenny Elfman, Rachel McAdams. I want to play Rachel McAdams.
I want to get you back to 28 years later.
I want to play Red Eye 2005.
I want you to play 28 years later somehow with Killian Murphy.
And then I, Jody Colmer, into the last duel.
We can do this.
It's so doable.
Are you there, God?
It's me, Margaret.
Rachel McAdams' kill shot does not exist for me.
However, if we play the no all,
But are you going to send me back via like some James Garner stuff here because I was hoping you'd say in Gosling and then we got plays
James Marsden is in this too. Yeah, there you go 27 dresses a Heigl verse
Just to go Heigl just to go Heigling with you I
I would play knocked up, just leave my options open, quite frankly.
Nobody's making any progress here, we've got to feel each other out first.
They go low, we go high, go.
I like that.
They go low, we go high, go.
Kevin James, Will Smith, Will Smith, Eva Mendes,
as the place beyond the pines 2013 we're still I'm trying I'm trying to tease I'm giving you a
it's the Ryan Gosling gambit accepted gambit accepted
she's also in training day yeah but they don't have Anton Foucault as one of the film bros
out of time. Okay, well, we may play, we may play training day regardless. We can also play flight.
John Goodman, I'm familiar with the Goodman verse. I said, God help me.
Literally 10 times better than training day by the way.
License to kill.
You're fucked.
American gangster.
American gangster too.
That's really Scott.
That's really Scott.
And now you're in a tough spot because where are you going off of this one?
Me personally?
Pacific Rim, Idris Elba.
But you might only know that Russell Crowe is in this.
Then you got to burn a block.
Otherwise, I was going to play another Ridley, now that I think about it.
Can't really play a Ridley off a Ridley.
Get hard featuring T.I.
Yeah, he's also an Ant-Man.
Don't forget about that.
Will Ferrell.
Will Ferrell never been in any of these, huh?
Daddy's home with Mark Wahlberg.
Dave Davis, what a name.
Oh, fuck.
Fuck.
spoons in your cordially invited. I got to get you way the fuck away. Okay, Will Ferrell
strands. Passive Dimmapadre. What are you going to do about that? Motorcycle Diaries,
diaries Gail Garcia Bernal. That's fucked bro. The science of sleep Michelle Gondry.
Human nature. I've seen this shit. It has a recent fonts in it, bro. It's another Charlie
Kaufman. Cynic touchy! This is a wizard battle. I know all about fucking sad boy indie cinema
from the mid-2000s. That's when I was like 17, bro. You're a grown-ass man, but not only
my grown-ass man. This is not even close to my favorite Charlie Kaufman, bro. Adaptation
clears it by a mile and we're not even talking about eternal sunshine yet. Lavliza. I mean,
Phillips seem more hoppy.
We gotta be getting close.
I know what we do.
We go, we play Magnolia and hope that you fall
right into the Tom Cruise trap.
PTA should be up there, I agree.
Get Scorcese out of there
and put Paul Thomas Anderson up there.
Soul on fire, I think you and me are destined to do this forever.
You need me.
William H. Macy.
Lots of William H. Macy movies, of course.
I think of Mystery Men.
We can go to 100 easy on this.
It's always dudes in Miami thinking that McDonald's sucks.
You know what I did see? I don't know if that's true or not, but you know what I did see? I saw that video of
I played book smart off Lisa Kudrow, of the McDonald's CEO eating his hamburger,
the big arch, and calling it product over and over. That's a great video that he
describes the burger as like an awesome product instead of calling it food and then takes the
smallest bite of all time and then holds it up and goes, that's a big boy bite.
It's good stuff.
Beanie feldstein.
Eh, yes.
Beanie felds all day.
You're in trouble, because Timothy is in this one.
Oh.
We take those.
He had no idea I was in the burger.
It looks pretty good, man.
It's got crispy onions.
He did say it's it's my lunch so I'm not gonna eat it on camera, which is really funny
McDonald's Sprite look good as fuck though if we're being honest
I'm gonna put a heart on this I gotta I gotta add this to my watch list. Oh
You're in trouble. I know you're not because I've already played this guy's movies
America's like, fuck, fuck, Reese Witherspoon's in there.
She plays Patrick Babies, go for it, bro.
Christian Bale, a lot geroletto.
Christian Bale, Christian Bale,
Christopher Nolan, the prestige.
I'm scared, I'm one tapped.
I'm one tapped off of Reese Witherspoon, bro.
He only needs a spoonful.
He really thinks he's King Bach.
I'm off the spoon, don't wither, surely Hugh Jackman's in a fincher.
That's what I was trying to think of, but instead I was just reading Chad and making
jokes.
Lou, Lou, Lou, Lou.
I can't name another Allison. Oh, yes I can. She's in The Creator with John David Washington.
I guess I shouldn't have said it out loud. Who do you guys routine Nermada on this one? Or team not Nermada?
I don't know. Vicky Creeps. She's in a lot of shit, bros. And she in like some Ingmar Bergman films.
I mean, we're going way back. It's like some Wild Straw Bay shit. How do I know Vicky Creeps, man?
John David Washington is in one movie that I know, and it is Tenet, which is by Kristof,
which I've already done, I suppose, I've already done it.
Oh, she's in Phantom Thread with Daniel Day-Lewis, who's in The Age of Innocence, by Martin
Scorsese.
Okay, are you honestly?
You know your stuff.
You know your stuff.
You know what?
I don't think the wind conditions the problem, and I think we're doing all right, but
But I do want to, I want to go, I want to cut the notebook.
I want to add a Will Ferrell wind condition.
And then we've got many slots remaining.
I like never use skips, bro.
Give me one more escape.
Give me another block.
And then we've got four spaces to work with.
Links will not accumulate X's on the, you know, give me, give me two setups.
I don't know.
Maybe we'll find a way to make it work.
Save changes.
Rushes.
You think I should just be like a scumbag?
Three rushes?
Banryse.
You sound like you're asking the second best cafeteria for freshman at Queens University, bro
Not a banner the Reese is not the only win conditions just the win condition against that fellow
Go Farrell now you see me now you don't stay in the Woody Harrelson universe go to semi-pro
shit Jesse Eisenborg
Army hammer
Brenda song it's got to be sweet life sweet life movie 2011
And get rushed
There we go lifeline for lifeline this is Jim Jarmusch Bill Murray Bill Murray will Farrell they gotta have a kid
Oh, yeah, they do have a connection you play Kingpin and
Then if you play Woody Harrelson off of this
We play, they didn't play Randy Quaid, Will Smith, Will Ferrell, Jeff Goldblum, Will Ferrell.
Okay, I know what we must do. We play Will Ferrell. We play the Life Aquatic.
I gotta remember, what we should do honestly is do Zoolander 2 every single time,
because there's a million cameos, and Zoolander 1, and Anchorman and Anchorman 2.
man too. Anchor man too. Zoolander too. This will work, bro. Okay, so from this, where
would I like to strand you on Bill Murray? I'd like to strand you in like fucking larger
than life. 1996 is Bill Murray and an elephant, bro. Best of luck to you. Best of luck to
you're gonna skip it back to me and I'm not gonna have an answer oh shit Matthew
Mcconaughey is in this bro Matthew McConaughey will Farrell I certainly feel
like we get we go to a tropic thunder if you stay in Jack black Jack black is
obviously in Anchorman but you might try to get a McConaughey kill shot all the
right moves what the fuck what the fuck will ferrell tom cruise to lander to
anchorman to gold member
will ferrell's in Austin powers one and two
Midnight in St. Petersburg with Michael Cain. Okay, okay, that's fine. We'll play the Italian bird 2003. I
Mean the Italian job 1969
Or do we
Let's hope we we get to the Mark Wahlberg one because he's in
He's in daddy's home
You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off what the fuck what are we doing back here with Monalisa, bro
escape me. What is a knower, bro? And they got me a goth. How are you done? You know old
movies and me a goth movies. Annihilation. Will Ferrell. Will Ferrell. Natalie Portman.
There's got to be a connection through year one.
I mean the other one, your majesty, your highness.
I could get there.
I could get there.
Cold mountain?
I'm getting fucking pissed off, bro.
Why are you rated 1085?
I know you lean forward in your chair.
Mountain, Nicole Kidman. I'm not gonna take you to Eyes Wide Shut. I'll tell you
that for a damn fact. I'll take you to Existence, Jude Law.
They did put a block on me. No other choice, but okay you're Canadian too. You
know fucking Don McKellar. Are we trolling here? This is insane, bro. I
I would I want to be the one on the odd numbers of X's
Did we play we play it?
LBH should we play PCW I didn't play PCW I?
Forgot what I was gonna play. I literally just sat there thinking of Park John Wook movies and then like didn't pick anything
Asteroid City Tom Hanks will Farrell Jason Schwarzman will Farrell
He seems like a fellow that could be in dodgeball and true undersea could be an anchorman too
He's definitely it whoa. You've attempted this movie to it. No, no
Everything must go
Mr. Rogers, let's give me okay guys. I'm in a lot of trouble
Get rushed jingle all the way sin bad
I'll probably play Star Wars Episode 1, The Phantom Menace, because I think this one's
going to be a little embarrassing.
I think, to be honest with you, I should have stuck with Become the Film, bro.
There's something here.
There's something here.
This via Bad Boys 2, Michael Shannon.
We can get there.
Is Will Ferrell in any movies?
They're taking good advantage of the negative space.
Here, take one of those, get rushed.
We're not going to get a Michael Shannon kill shot, surely there has to be someone
in this.
I can't type it.
I can't type it, man.
fucker from the seventh seal is in this right no never mind different I'm thinking
of Christopher Plummer versus Max Vonsaito bro I got an idea stop spending 20
seconds thinking of links that don't exist and just type some movies instead
Jamie Lee Gertis kill shot oh man it's gonna happen bro I don't think it's
gonna happen John get a 1x on John Carpenter we play star man so that you
You can't play Starman.
It's not dogs, a star, a man who fell to earth.
Guys, I don't know what I'm doing.
I'm playing Halloween 2018 instead.
Dark Star, that's what I'm thinking of.
I'm crashing out, I'm losing,
I've lost all confidence in myself.
We got a bro in this name, Slippers, PJ Souls.
John Carpenter, Ghost of Mars, 2001, no shot bro, no shot, you're getting out of this.
Escape, that's what I'm fucking talking about.
Will Ferrell has to be in an Adam Sandler or an Al Pacino movie.
I refuse to believe, we got to block up, but I refuse to believe that he's not.
I'm going to get you sucka, it was worth the try.
Let's play Punch Drunk Love.
Oh, for sure, man.
Do some research on Will Ferrell.
I have four Will Ferrell movies, bro.
Wait, I got a connection.
Philip Seymour Hoffman along came Polly.
Don't play Philip Seymour Hoffman.
Somehow play Ben Stiller.
Play a Ben Stiller off of this.
Leopard Khan, Warwick Davis,
Jennifer Aniston, Office Space,
The Good Girl, 2002.
Some more connections, man. Step.
But I can't play a Will Ferrell movie off that, which is fucked up. He's literally throwing me a bread crumb and pissing me off.
You know what I'm gonna do? Cyrus. And get rushed.
Gangs in New York. Cameron Diaz, Will Ferrell, Leonardo DiCaprio, Will Ferrell. Daniel Day-Lewis, Will Ferrell-Martin, of course, has you, Will Ferrell.
as you will, Farrell.
Cameron Diaz, the sweetest thing.
Could you at least do me the good service
of killing me within the next four minutes
so that I can go pee before Majon?
Taladega Knights?
Who's?
Why, I can't play Taladega Knights.
John C. Riley was on three X's, bro.
You're begging me, you don't know
what you're talking about.
Ed Sheeran's in this.
Charlie's Angels, oh, so much.
Drew Barrymore, ET, bro.
The Extraterrestrial.
Always, 1989, that's no good.
Will Ferrell in any Steven Spielberg movies?
Guess what, buddy?
We're going to Star Wars, a new hope.
Why do you even have blocks?
It was hard to block, because every movie probably has 20 romances that can come off of it.
A little easier to block if you're just watching out for Reese Witherspoon movies.
Now you see me too, bro, you're in trouble.
Semi-pro.
We're in there.
Rampart, Woody Harrelson, Kill Shot. Did I already play Kingpin? I played that back around
like round six. Okay, I mean I know Woody Harrelson, maybe like a Zombieland, something
like that. Zombieland, double tap. Somebody, just play like a movie with, I like to talk
There's something, but play a movie that has lots of people in it so that I can drop Zoolander.
Play something with John Voight at Attenberg.
I got a feeling you're going to find your way out of this.
Even if I, oh really?
Attenberg 2010.
Have you ever heard of kinds of kindness?
You ever heard of this little ditty, Poor Things 2023?
We gotta go to, wait, I know where I can fucking go.
We can go to the other guys, which has Michael Keaton in it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's blood simple, bro.
Carter Burwell's in this one, too.
Carter, Carter B is in everything, man.
Lone Star with Francis McDormand from 1996.
To me, this looks like Ed Harris.
Ed Harris famously in The Truman Show.
All right, looks like we'll be playing a Francis off of this.
I guess we at least get a swanky in on you for moral place.
Chris, okay, I can see Chris Cooper in there.
Burn after reading.
Brother, there's no shot.
Someone, someone from this has to be in this.
They have to, they have to be.
They absolutely have to be mega-mind, mega-man.
Yes! Yes!
Oh, Brad Pitt and JK Simmons.
Now we need more Will Ferrell movies, bro.
Yeah, good luck thinking of a Brad Pitt romance.
J.K. Simmons kills shot with Tomorrow War.
Kicking and screaming.
Yeah, but I can't remember who the lead, the romantic lead is.
In kicking and screaming.
Garfield movie, Chris Pratt, Chris Pratt Garfield movie.
Moneyball, Moneyball. No idea.
No idea.
Good game. I'm going to be honest, Alice, you really know your stuff.
I think I got a great knowledge of movies. It's hard for me to get to the win condition
if I'm being honest with you. Now what I was going to say was insane. I do miss the days
when it was battle 1.0 and you just had to strand them.
But those games also, some of them did last like 400 rounds to be honest.
So the way that battle 2.0 works, mercifully the games actually end.
But you need to have set up routes to get them into the movies.
I'm like 99% improvisation. We need to have a little bit more.
We need to have some set plays to like loop them in there. You can literally just play it
Yeah, but the good thing I mean, did you miss the part where I said the games last like an hour and a half?
I'm not gonna do that obviously and you don't want to watch it either
So like I guess what I'm asking you is like what why would you type something like that?
I would oh, yeah
If you've got 90 minutes on a Tuesday to watch one game of Cine2Nurtle,
you're not a representative sample of society.
No disrespect.
The will slash marker Cine2Nurtle.
I'm going to go pee, and then I'll be ready for Maja on Monday.
See you in a minute here.
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like I'm not a singer I'm not good at singing you're insane blah blah
Peter are you an Alcar or a soprano?
Uh, soprano but like I guess yeah
Oh let's go let's go huge flicks
But I think at the same time there are things that I
Kate Soprano
It's like my reason of doing VTuber, a VTubing and like my goal and like why I do it is very
much different than like the I guess like I would say typical but like for what VTuber
or are widely known as, I would say.
So I think it's kind of hard to convince,
or not convince others, but then some people
might just see it as a very shallow view of it
and think like, oh no, now she is a VTuber
with a high eyebrow and then go like urr, urr, urr.
But I'm like, I'm not like that.
I'm looking forward to your cover of YoAsobi's idol is what I'm here, but that's very exciting.
I'm glad that the first month of the show has been going well.
Thank you.
Don't worry about it.
I'm downloading network resources right now.
Yo, the essential resources?
Are you downloading all game files?
I think I went all game files because then it had to initialize.
Did you, did you unironically free up 50 gigabytes by uninstalling Dota afterwards?
Yes
Hell yeah, I deleted the game as soon as we played our last game. I
You know one of my biggest regrets was like not asking everyone to play mahjong after everyone was emotionally vulnerable after playing Dota
Honestly, you would have gotten me. I would have said anything but Dota
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but I'm glad to I'm glad to be back in the Chong minds with this this group today. Yes
We've been playing IRL with Corey
yo yeah what the hell where is Cory why is he slow although last time we played
with Cory it was just it was like two and a half hours and I think Kate won
every hand and Cory got wrong like at least four times they hate Cory damn
That's a laze.
Hey, how are you?
Incredible.
I won the first hand on 10 pie in exhausted draw and then proceeded to do nothing for the
next two hours and 15 minutes.
Hey, that's the majong experience right there.
Sometimes you download all the game files and you get third place for 10 games in
a row.
Dude, they clean the game room for nothing.
We gotta have Yu-San over and play Irelia of the Dawn.
I would genuinely love to.
You are like very close.
Yeah!
I'm in the Sunshine State so it's not that far away.
We are Sunshine too.
We're Sunshine and War right now.
Yeah.
Well it has been for some time and my nose is very runny.
We talking shorts weather or we talking like warms for Canada?
No, not shorts, don't be insane.
Come on, it's still March 2nd.
Hey, I gotta tell the people around campus
that I'm unique somehow, you know what I mean?
But I did see a lot of people wearing shorts
and like the inner shirt,
you know, those white shirt.
And they, and Ryan taught me they're called wife theater.
They're not they used to be called that
What is it now I guess a tank top yeah, but they're not paint top paint top is
It's like you gotta see the belly button
That's a crop top
Can I just can I just say Corey just message us saying was their mahjong today? Oh my god
Hey, hey, I have I have a I have an evidence court to say yes
It's in the chat for our group right now. I
Don't see that
No, no, the proof the proof was I asked Corey during his stream and he said yeah, why not
You know no Google Calendar invite
Google Calendar invite. What do you think we are?
Dude, my life would be in shambles without Google Calendar.
Y'all don't use that for organizing every aspect of your life?
No, we are like old school.
Yeah, we have a paper calendar.
Unks still using analog.
And the Hoboichi Teco journal.
Yeah, they know. They know ball.
You don't want to get your personal events like sold to Palantir for like, you know,
Penny's on the balance sheet of a million dollar company for nothing.
Not unless I get a cut.
I need a cut.
Sure. Sure.
You son, you know why you should join us?
Yeah, I would love to join you.
Well, what are we talking about then?
You should join us in Scamline.
What's Scamline?
Scamline is a multiplayer game, a social deduction game,
where every player starts in a separated room with only a telephone to talk to other rooms
and you have to accomplish some tasks without giving up your own role, I suppose.
It's kind of like an among us type thing.
What absolutely loved you. I don't know if I was too...
If I was just loneliness posting on main too hard by saying,
Yeah, I'll do it. I'll do anything. What are we doing?
But I would love to.
I would love to.
More people, more people, the better.
Oh my god, it's the rain.
Yeah, I don't, like, what's happening?
Why are you still playing modern on Monday?
Remember, and you said, sure, why not on your street?
I don't remember.
Was there a time that said that?
Yeah, I said noon.
I can't even get the game won't even show up.
show up what is happening oh no when Corey says she'll be there by morning
but then hasn't started making his coffee by 1138
yeah classic fuck you
Corey I heard you got slurped in an IRL Ricci Majon
does that make you more or less excited destroyed yeah you're not destroyed
you just I got destroyed
I think it was the only one that lost.
Well, you did.
Hey, hey, I lost the Ritchie stick.
And then there was a point where we thought the game was over, but Corey was at zero on
the dot.
Yeah.
And then we were like, isn't that it?
Or they said, isn't that it?
I said no.
We still go, he just cannot reach it because he's too poor.
But Cory did win after that and then I took rest of his points.
Let's go.
She did.
Sorry, I'm having to re-verify.
I gotta share, I don't condone this comment but someone said be nice.
He hasn't had his morning cigar and I'd be lying.
I didn't say it.
Cory, are you supposed to go out?
No.
Okay. My, you know, my only experience with cigars is like being in college and having like
housemates that would smoke cigars, but just to basically like larp as Tony Soprano likes
to try to accelerate your feeling of adulthood.
Yeah. 19 year old boy smoking a cigar after like a semi-formal dance is such a horrible
vibe that I have participated in.
a joint into the winter snowballs semi-formal you're like damn this is this is what it's
like to be an adult male wearing a suit and smoking a cigar outside of the frat house pretty much
yeah coughing like every two seconds no you can't cough that means you're beta well yeah you're
not supposed to inhale right you're supposed to you're not supposed to inhale it all wrong
Some of us find out that we're beta the old-fashioned way the omega-versus self diagnosis, okay?
Or I think this was the... right, particular.
I think this was the account I was in last time.
Bro, get off the smurf.
Do we have a room number or anything?
Oh, yeah, we were waiting for you.
Oh, I see, I see, I see, I see.
My bad, my bad.
Yeah, someone tried to blade.
Oh, wow.
You want me to... I can make a room.
I posted the room code. Oh, okay, okay get in here before flux does
Lux Lux joined our super battle golf lobby
But then he left the discord and I said he's chill he didn't do anything too wrong
You're not wrong.
If you're watching, you're welcome back at any time.
That's not true.
I didn't use this.
Not to shoot a battle ball, but you're welcome back to my Discord.
I don't think you did anything wrong.
Oh, I see.
Don't join Kate's game though.
She's got shooting everywhere.
I didn't mean to participate in all I believe.
All I know is that they occasionally enter the friendly lobbies of Majan.
So, I love you.
We love you.
It's a good voice widget.
Boop.
I'm ready.
I love the chance that exists just to try to ruin group lobbies.
Kate, once you're finished with your cigar, you want to ready up?
Oh, sorry.
Thank you, thank you.
Oh, because we're not in the channel. It doesn't show up.
Okay, never mind.
Sorry.
Oh yeah, we're not in the store.
Oh, we're in a call.
Yeah, I don't know why the image of Kate smoking a cigar is really funny.
What's funny about it?
Kate smoking a cigar, if you were smoking a cigar, it's really funny.
Oh, I thought you were talking about my character.
No, no, no.
Oh wait, you do see my discord on the screen.
OK, it's all good.
It's small, but...
If I had an echo.
Powerful.
That's a real song what song the Peaches song a real song
Fox cabaret
Can I get a check maybe that maybe the Commodore?
I'm not in Georgia
Oh because of the Georgia peach I see I see and the crowd loves it
I think that's pretty good. I think that's pretty damn good
but can we imagine a ball on the Twitter post that
that Bajo so posted and it was a crossbody bag with a little fidget toy that's attached
to it and it just spins and then Yusong dropped a huge plus two but nobody gave him a credit.
Yeah I referenced the ending scene to Inception. They got it, they got it, they got it. It
permanently spinning
Luke and the widget was spinning like forever and then you saw that this was my favorite scene of the inception
It made me laugh and I give a plus to it
I thought there would be a lot of likes and hearts and stuff like that on that comment
But nobody gave him attention
There was zero like zero anything and I felt so bad. I'm like excuse me
on twitter at least you're at least you're reliving it now via kate's commentary
yeah kate thank you for that i must be good because it's the second time i've heard about it the first
time was a real life feel really good
what the fun
oh can i um oh nice
Oh
It's so fucking loud man
I thought this was this is Rishi BGM. Yes, this is Rishi BGM
This ain't your grandpa's regular BGM
Hey, there's no shame in holding in friendly sometimes you got
Oh, it's okay.
I'm literally an NPC right now.
Like I got nothing going on everyone else is something we're fighting for.
I think Corey will give me the tile that I need.
I can feel it.
I can feel I can feel Corey.
I don't think anyone's giving me the tile that I need.
But I'm being honest.
Don't like getting hit.
I'm just that good. I just know that Cory won't give me the tile that I need.
Now she's talking like a soprano.
I've never seen that show.
You would love it.
Why?
I think the sopranos is very you.
Really?
No, I think you would not vibe with it at all, to be honest.
You come to me on the day of my daughter's reaching, you know?
The real test of that meal was good is if I'm still invited to the phone social deduction game, I believe.
Yes.
And there is a social deduction game I guess where you play as like mobsters to
Ghibli keeps trying to get us to play. Oh
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I forget. I don't even remember what it's called. It's called like wise guys or something
Holy oh my god
That is a crazy boy
That's crazy. You could have gone for Yakuman.
I was trying to get all terminals in honors because it's one of the only hands I know.
But as soon as I see the reach button, I mean I'm just pressing it. Let's be honest.
You gotta slam the like and subscribe.
Absolutely.
Bangun!
W's in chat. That was a big hand.
It's pretty good.
Can I have one of the biggest hands I've ever made on purpose?
Before we get too deep into this round, can I can I Christian this this mahjong game with a little toast?
Crack open a cold one. It's key mahjong Mondays. We got Kate on your score lovely underscore Momo under sport
We got a glory can't log into my account black black and we got Ryan Gary pin foos on shoku
Let her know I think I love it. I love it. Let's go. Oh
He's the most tryhard. He's ever been folks
Yeah, Dan really is
They're calling him the last guy still playing mugenics
They're they were like they were like five of our friends playing mugenics today
Really?
I'm gonna play more today.
I'm gonna play me Dennis.
Mouth, bear.
Bear was playing today?
Is that because everyone's a little burned out after like mainlining it for a week or what's going on?
Counter strike just consumes all.
I dreamt I was opening cases last night.
Not even a pill.
That's bad.
Fucking bad.
open cases or play counter strikes so no charge I think after a few weeks you
get you start getting like chips and stuff so that's good
that's tomorrow exactly
I
Well, what the hell on that I see one now on that
Hmm, what do I have okay?
Yeah, Val is being sued by the state of New York part of my hope
I don't know if I should say this or else maybe all literally get banned from steam for saying it but
What if, Gabe I said what if not I hope, what if,
sorry I had to make 12 decisions,
what if they get sued so hard they have to refund
all the keys and cases people bought.
So you would be stupid to not be opening cases right now
because if you get something good, awesome.
And if you don't, you're getting rewarded
in a class action lawsuit.
When you craft the heartstone card because you know it's about they're gonna give you the free dust after yeah, man
It's it's arbitrage. It's an arbitrage opportunity
Well, what is that? What did the sue? What are they swing for? Literally, it's just people saw if you didn't get good stuff
The attorney general was like this is too much
Like like too much money to too many kids are spending
No, I mean, this, I mean, it's like unregulated or I guess yeah
What a game
Isn't the hot seat man, and I'm the dealer someone warmed up that seat, you know
Ooh.
My hands are like really good.
I just cannot believe it has not completed.
Kate has an open Mungon last round too.
It was very, yeah.
I know.
It's crazy.
Open Mungon style.
They're like the echoes.
You guys are like the echoes of laughter.
Either Cory lives or Ryla lives and it just echoes through a valley.
He's like a boy one.
What?
Who wants your boy lunch?
Goldfish crackers?
I was about to get up and make a sandwich.
I've been there, man.
I've been there, man.
Cory and I are kind of-
We're jester-maxing, I would say.
So dry.
Do you feel like you're seeing future you when you look at Cory?
Is that why?
It's only like 5 years.
It's only like 5 years.
I wonder if it's only 5 years. That's a lot.
It's not that much.
And most games it's not that much.
That's a lot from me.
Thinking.
Thank you. Anyone want to take that one?
Thinking.
is a lot for our daughter. Yeah. What is it? If it's five years between you and Ryan, that means it's
nine years between you and me and Cory. Okay. And that would mean it's like 41 years. That's a big age.
It's like 41 years from a baby that was born. Yeah. Nine is bigger than five. That is true. Five
is a big age difference. First graders in chat, write that down. Write that down. That will
5 is a big age difference. How many years apart are you and Ryan?
4.
This is a soy subject because we're not...
4.
She says we're 4 years apart. I say we're 3 years apart because her birthday is in January
and mine's at the end of November. So it's literally like 38 months.
Ah, really? Another DiCaprio over here.
Korea also, don't they do the thing where they count the ears a bit odd?
Yeah, I was like, they stopped though.
But they stopped it.
They stopped? Counting?
They said, what is Korean age and how come only Korea has this Korean age?
ages because when the baby is born it's not like zero it's one yes because the
concept of age here is like one year old whereas there is like well they have no
concept of zero because it was invented by the Mayan civilization so true it
haven't made it over there yet. It starts with one that's why they say Korean age is like your age
but plus one basically. Abraham Lincoln in Korea be like four score in eight years ago.
I do like think of that in my head is one more than seven, bro. Yeah, yeah. Which is one more
than six.
Can somebody give me the I need this the specific frame from a gear the wrath of God,
the mutiny guy is counting the number of bends in the river and the subtitle goes
six dot dot dot seven I need that I need that right now that would be such a
great frame does your daughter like does she do the six seven like
whereas are you protected enough because maybe they're still too young to
be brain-rodded that way.
Um, I would say she likes, she likes 6'7".
If we're watching TV and she sees like a 6 and a 7 next to each other, she'll go to
the TV and point at that.
And you go like, dad, look at this.
And then I go, what?
And then she points a little closer and I go 6'7".
Oh, that's really awesome, though.
My like, three-year-old nephew was doing 6'7", that's so sweet.
3 year old going 6-7 this week.
Yeah, I just, I don't get that.
We're really just like primates at the end of the day.
No!
Fuck!
I knew it!
Oh, Corey!
I had no good discard.
I had no good discard.
How do you know?
Damn.
All that on the Doras too.
That is crazy.
Hiding on that 3 Doras?
Yeah.
Sometimes you gotta keep it concealed
Sing now I'm a terrible hand sneaky fucking Dora
My me when I'm a Minecraft villager I was going a little Yoda, I suppose
Yo, I beat Minecraft for the first time recently I felt really like self-actual like my inner child felt happy
Did you use uh, did you use beds bedstrap? I didn't use beds. I painstakingly shot like 74 arrows
Is it hard?
It's not that bad, but I did have I did have a very patient stands walking me through it. So I had like
My only time I've ever beaten minecraft is the finale of the dadcraft server and it's forever linked with
with a Discord voice call with like 70 people in it
at the same time all screaming.
And like the over stimulation,
it's like the dragon flew around.
It was just, it was too much for a guy like me to be honest.
Look at these, look at these bozos.
They don't want to deal in with the door.
They're getting rid of them early.
That's crazy, man.
Driving me nuts!
Yes, ma'am.
Oh, was it cringe when I suggested in our Majan group chat that we could play League? Real talk.
Not cringe, no. But I was like, I'm not going to play that. I'm going to play Dota. Dota's better.
And then I played Dota. And I was like, well, I'm sure shit's not going to play League now.
Dota was so ass that I'm never touching another game in the genre ever again.
again you're a victim of circumstance I think yes okay you still playing me no
what will you went back I I've been doing it in my off time it's like no it's like
it you know when you really like you have an idea of what your hobbies are
but you don't really know so you just been playing league oh yeah when you
We need a little bit of spare time. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just start opening cases and then you'll fit right in with the CS people here.
Sure.
She's online.
Online.
I get panicked in FPS games.
When I was playing Call of Duty, you just hold down the trigger and spin around.
I'm not very good at FPS games.
You know how big it is for a man to tell you to be confident?
every time I get into a situation where it's like just me left now I just think of just
me in my head going have more confidence and then you'd be surprised how many times I that's
the thought going through my head and then I do a wide swing and actually get a pick
yeah it's been working for me it's the CS is not much about run and shoot it's more
about it's the other it's more like stationary kind of know where people are gonna show
up and if you know those like they're usually they're only like two or three
ways that they can show up where where you are and from that you can kind of
base off like you just kind of camp a little bit yeah positioning reaction
time it's not much of running you till yeah having the absolute perfect
lineups for Molotov cocktails and frag grenades. Yeah, you're good at that one. I'm getting
a knife tomorrow. I can feel it.
And most important of all, be addicted and gambling.
The game is the extra, the real game is to be addicted to gambling.
here. This is crazy. This is not a great simple plan. Simple plan. Great movie, better
bend Teddy Roosevelt with the south worry
does anyone give a thought whether I live or die what are you doing what are
you doing with the south I don't know you're not you're not the south cedar or
the wind is the wind is not south they gave me four of them oh I'm gonna get
under the river guys I'm gonna get under the river
Cory please
I knew what I knew Cory have the east
all the patient game
I couldn't tell Cory to drop it
well I'm not like a bad dog
I think so. Yeah, I think so was that his like first
I was gonna say it takes place in Japan, but it definitely
It's got New York all over it. That was okay. What's his name?
I don't remember seeing him before that, nah I think he's in, he might be at Apocalypse
now.
Apocalypse now?
Really?
Maybe.
He's in the shield.
He's in fast times at Ridgemont High.
What the fuck?
See the one who gets out of the pool?
He's got a one-scene role in Fast Times of Grishma M.I., okay, yeah, yeah, he's good.
Judge Reinholtz in the bathroom, I remember that.
We got a conversation log, we got a conversation log, we should start talking about classical
music and then these two will be left to rot, you know?
Yeah, the overlap of Forest Whitaker with E.Cates.
I never get to know how old you are, you song.
Oh wait, I- I- I- I don't- I'm chibli-aged.
I- I- I-
Ah, so unknown, unknown.
Yeah, I want to be able to lie in my own Wikipedia article later in life, you know?
Chibli- Chibli's 26, right?
He's been 26 for a while.
Yeah.
For a while?
I think he's been 26 for multiple years.
Yeah, yeah.
15 years.
I think he's 26 of YouTube for years, old. You know what I mean?
Mmm.
I thought he was 26 for real.
Okay, I'll type my age in the chat, but hey, you have a very funny opportunity to go holy
shit that's so old, but you know, I'm just...
That's the answer.
Okay, okay.
Okay!
See, this is not...
This is horrific.
You're not even the oldest person I know.
Yo!
I can't believe Corey's me seven years into the future.
Oh, seven?
I don't know, I'm just fucking wish man.
I was five years back.
Oh, I'll take that.
I'll take that.
It's crazy that like as I get closer to 40, I realize that at 40, I'm going to
to feel exactly the same.
Yep, because it feels like, that's like the big one.
When you're a little kid, you're like,
well, 30 is like pretty old, but 40 is like,
you really gotta be, something's gotta change by 40,
but I don't think it's the case.
Nah, it's usually like, you don't realize
how much you've aged until you look back.
And then you're like, yeah, I guess there had been
some like significant changes to my body.
Not that I think about it.
When I see a picture of me from like five years ago,
and then one from five years before that,
it's like I get increasingly like,
oh, try to think of the right word.
Like, my features are sharper in every single one.
And then like, as we get more close to the present day,
it's like I'm turning translucent.
Like looking back at older pictures, I'm like,
Man, why are my eyebrows so dark, man?
It's like my eyebrows are dark and my lips are like more red and stuff like that.
I'm just gradually becoming like a ghost.
I have no fucking clue what the fizz are here.
It is weird that you exclusively took polar right pictures of yourself, though.
That might be a part of the reason.
Well, I have no short-term memory and I rely on those.
And the fact that they have a little space under the picture for notes,
I rely on that to kind of keep me organized about where my allegiances lie and who's lies to trust and who's lies not to
Do you like if you were to have a midlife crisis
Do you think you're the like the cup like a car type of or like a big gold chain?
Like what's the what's the genre of midlife crisis? Oh, he was a fixated on gold chain
I do think it is who really chain. Oh, thank God. Okay. I do think it'd be awesome to have
have a significant piece of jewelry, but also it's like I want it to be worth a lot, but
I don't want to pay anything for it.
So you're going to get like a Cuban and like exactly, yeah, exactly.
Oh my God, my hand has been amazing.
I still did not win a single hand.
What a sad day.
That's right.
For God, I was going to have my Jade era.
We should get into Jade.
Dude, have you heard of Jade Walnuts?
No!
Apparently there's this thing where you get two walnuts in their shell and you just rub
them on each other for like five years and they turn into this Jade looking substance.
Apparently they're worth like a ton of money.
Really?
It's more prevalent in China.
It's like a real thing.
Yeah, it's definitely a Chinese thing.
I'm just gonna throw some walnuts in the washing machine, man.
I think you have to, like, it has something to do with your hand oils too or something.
It's like...
I'm surprised no one's automated it, to be honest.
You're right.
Oh, I'm gonna get on something.
Part of the journey, like the whittling down of the orbs is, like, you know, meditative.
Throwing it into a rock tumbler.
Yeah, Kate, that's right.
You should rock with some Jade, Kate, because if it's the aesthetics of your...
No, are you insane?
People already think I am Chinese and they start talking to me in Mandarin and I have no idea what they're saying
That's true. Yeah, you shouldn't have done all that, man
If you show up to school pickup wearing a jade bangle or something like that
it's gonna
It's gonna be confusing for sure
You know when you were I think you were like went out to the park at the birthday party
Mm-hmm. It was it was all like men are in party and I was literally standing like alone in the room and everyone was like
And I was like no idea and I was just start. I just like I'm just gonna eat and which is I was gonna say
I would have been in there even so I made with you
Yeah, I was I was just stuffing my mouth with food because I had I had there I had no idea what was going on
I could understand anything
I'm gonna set up a blank out front of your house with some rocks wrapped in like newspaper
And I want you to slap a stack of cash on one for me
What the you know, you don't you don't know the Jade you don't know the Jade lore
You know those videos no
The guys don't jade Chinese Jade you're not you're not on Jade talk
You gotta get on Jade talk
They like go to like this like market and they'll like walk up to a dude who has like a bunch of different rocks wrapped in newspaper
Oh, I've seen though
They like they like choose one and then smack it with the money
And then they give it to him and they take it home and they cut it with like a wet saw and it turns into like
It guess what it's a rock and then he throws it in the river
It's like a gamble it's a gamble
Yeah
It's a loop route.
To see if it's like a real, like a valuable jade is actually in it or not?
Yeah.
They make like whole dramas about it, man.
Have you seen like the welding drama too?
They got some crazy stuff going on there.
I have no idea what you're talking about.
Why are you so into gambling?
What's it like, the emperor of welding or something?
Or like the list?
It's so funny.
I'm gonna know you're so into gambling.
Every show is the same too, which is also really funny. Like it's like the same like set up every time
20 minutes ago someone said rock tumblr and I and I thought to myself what are we reblogging Billy Joel?
I'm strong and I didn't get to say a
Billy Joel Armstrong rock the lead green day. Yeah. Yeah blogging is a tumblr term. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
What it?
There go good job rock tumbler. The job is cogens
Yeah, it's an old reference sure sir, but a good one
Sure, I wouldn't give a shit if I live or die. Yeah, dude. I think I just want to push this button because it popped up
hell yeah
It's like those Japanese department stores where you can like pick an oyster and then there I guess it's a clam
them. They crack it open to see what quality of pearl you get. Yeah, it's the same. Really?
Yeah. Our pearls and oysters are clams guys. I'm kind of freaking out right now. Pearls
are oysters. Okay. Whoa. Whoa. She conned the white dragon. What's going on here? Kind
two more times and then we can just make it a draw. Yeah that's true. I think I'm gonna deal in.
I think you dealt in. Oh my god you saw! Helped it, my Spidey's on. Oh my god. What I asked you
know I one way or another it was gonna end it was gonna end here. Oh my god. One way or another
I'm gonna get I'm gonna deal it. Yeah
And they're calling me the goat
It's so much faster on line
Would you believe me if I told you that I've written over a hundred and eighty pages of single space for each email song parodies
Yeah, that's amazing
Like in a notebook or pages on
size 11 font on a Google Docs documents and start every with one like a short
one you know but it just shows you the power of consistency definitely yeah the
YouTube analytics are going way too wild I mean this is it's all my fault like
earlier I was trying to meditate some try to take care of myself and then I was I
I had my own Richie Modric song pretty stuck in my head, I was like, this is like humiliating.
This is just a mess of a brain living.
That is really funny.
It was, it was, and I was like, you know what, this is a good five minutes of the
YouTube video, so.
I agree.
New song, are you full-time streamer?
Yeah.
Oh, you are?
Yeah, I just stream and make YouTube videos.
I don't think I'm maximizing every single minute of every single day, but I think I'm gonna figure it out soon.
That's life, man.
Yeah, when you do, could you tell me?
I thought this was your side gig.
Modeling was my first.
Why are you guys walking?
That feeling is rooted in low self-esteem, but people don't know me well enough to where I'm just gonna spell it out just in case
Well, the thing is you type your age, so we know you're way too old for your model
What? There's a year old model this time
Yeah, for women
60 little models?
For women
That's pretty funny, you get leftover models for leftover clothes?
Oh my god
Oh no, yeah, I'm a little old model
I do know Corey we're getting older because the men in the like do you have some
penile leakage commercials are starting to look more and more like peers.
Penile leakage?
I didn't see those.
It's normal to have a little bladder incontinence.
You can still be stylish and have a little bladder incontinence.
I do think that they probably cast a little young for those versus the average age of the person
with the affliction but they're starting to look less like my dad and more
like maybe a friend's older brother. You should have used tramago.
You didn't say that.
Why did the men get leakage?
Yeah.
Why?
I think we all do cake.
I think we all do cake.
Yeah, I think ladies get it too.
Well, I thought for ladies it's because you gotta push really hard to get the baby
out, so it kind of like messes you up internally.
So like excuses.
I don't know, I guess it's all pipes and tubes down there, they should've done it different.
It doesn't seem like they knew what they were doing.
Big sperm, Corey.
It took a toll, it took a toll.
Like a baby?
Yeah.
Oh my gosh.
oh my god just dropped six seven yes that's crazy
okay this character in this cosmetic it's it's let's just say I have my my
censorship jpeg
what?
what is censorship on this gal?
they're laughing wrong
this gal
this gal
alright that caught me by surprise
oh man that was good
draw with her
draw with her
i don't really know what you guys are on about
Oh, man.
What?
Oh, I'm just lucky I had eye tracker off.
Oh my God.
You got everything covered.
Do you ever think that those eye tracker challenges are futile?
Because it's not even the perversion of it all.
It's just like, well, that's where the lens is leading the eye.
you know like it's the only thing I'm not trying to like it you know you said
someone's been caught
let's just go back to you know leakage yes man
really Kate don't do it don't do me like this okay okay
You can play that game I guess.
Oh my god!
What are you doing to me?
And not to that guy.
That guy, this gal.
I can't get to you.
What's wrong with this gal?
That's the gal.
It is gal.
What's wrong with gal?
Bori!
Bori-jagi!
Bori-jagi!
Bori-jagi!
Shana-pachi!
Drop it!
It dropped the tile that I need Bori!
Oh!
Oh!
Okay, I got him.
Oh, my god.
Sublimation avoided.
I'm just- I'm getting ready for the ritual.
He goes again!
Yeah!
No!
nice nice nice dealers you know it's not my fault not all my god what the
fact that they are just out there in like the cafe is crazy there's there's
too many polygons on there's like they it's too real you know like she's
coming from the knee up she's actually dressed pretty modestly for majong
souls but the feet just hanging out is what's wrong with the feet?
I didn't take Ryan for a feet guy.
Well that's why I'm taking a fence. All the characters should be barefoot.
If you've any consolation this means that in five years you won't be a foot guy.
So true.
Corey what fetishes should I be looking forward to on the horizon?
How much rope do you own?
I do own zero
She's right
Cory is it the ropes?
I think it was more of like an autoerotic asphyxiation thing than like a like a shibari type
No, no, it was a shibari
I thought you were talking about like some David Carey
So that's also really fucking funny though
What's up my turd? Don't get the thing off of me.
He's kind of crazy that my wife just outed me as like having no rope man.
Yeah that is crazy.
What?
Imagine being ropeless.
I'm ropeless bro.
What's, isn't that better that way?
People are going to be like, hey I'm going to be,
I don't get people like that.
I need the hoist.
I'm tying you up.
I know, up to the third floor of my new drop downstone.
Can anybody help me?
There's no way I could tie you up.
That's insane.
That's true.
I would break my CW.
The Shabari partner that doesn't want to be tied up.
I think I've read that manga before.
You know, the no ropes thing.
At least we know that the librarian is, like,
Disappointed and this is probably like a pretty tough stream for them. That's true. That's true. I
Don't want to be tied up either because like this is genuine. What if I get a Charlie horse
Dungeons are you going to why I get crazy Charlie horses?
Like a really bad hamstring and calf cramps if I'm like caught in the wrong position for a length of time
Like being tied up and not being able to stretch out the cramp would actually be agony, bro
I thought a charlie horse is when someone punches you in the back of the leg
Like
I'm happy
Sometimes people will say
They will say charlie horse and then punch you like with a knuckle out
So that it
Yeah
How we, hey that's hey
Crazy
That's how it happened in New York
There's like a male bonding type situation
What?
Yeah
Yeah Kate, do girls get up there and do that kind of shit?
No
Man, girl's rock.
Boys would be like, if you saw like your friend walking down the hall, it was either like a chance of like a high-five or a nut check.
Yeah, but in the group chat that they're not a part of, they're probably calling people like a fugly biatch and stuff like that.
Which is in a way even worse, if I may say so myself.
Maybe back in the 80s.
The male bonding to male bondage pipeline.
Maybe. I don't know.
Maybe then goings and challengers.
Can I play devil's perverted advocate?
You don't think that giving up responsibility after having a lot of responsibility in day-to-day life
is like, you know, couldn't you one see the appeal of that?
Well, if we could figure out a fix for the Charlie horse, maybe.
still somewhat concerned about the charlie horse
he'd be gentle
yeah it's you don't have to tie you up like a like a roast chicken they don't
have to like oh no they do really absolutely they absolutely like Cory is
in reach he this is a favor to you I won't do it again well how does roast
chicken get tied up. Roast chicken don't get tied up.
No! No!
300 shy of them.
You ever get a rotisserie chicken?
300 shy of them.
Well, rotisserie chicken is being in the skewered, being
You ain't seen all the ties on there?
Yeah, there's no ties.
Roast chicken is tied up a little.
Kate's never, she's never opened ever.
She's not a rotisserie chicken head, for sure.
I ordered them at the restaurant, but they never give me what they want.
Wasn't that primer?
Two things, if it's my night to pick. Two things that Kate won't eat.
Rotisserie chicken or any Chinese food ever.
That's not true. I literally talked about how I want to experience more Chinese culture.
I want to go to Dim Sum place and I literally talked about Dim Sum 2 yesterday.
about dim sum dude we should go to dim sum should fucking go to dim sum right now
can you okay i would like an invite just all right bye bye bye you know just but like if i were to
convert someone into enjoying chinese cuisine i feel like dim sum is like super powerful i was
literally gonna suggest that if absolutely yeah into it you know it's not it's not it's not a
fat choice line yes exactly have you had that you saw fat joy that
Yeah, honestly, I think that's in Cantonese, and I don't know what it is. Oh, yeah, that could be a key to missing. It's uh, it's like
It's cyanobacteria. That's really expensive. Yes, it's dementia inducing. Yeah
Yikes, and it smells like a science experiment. I heard it's not really that choice unless it's made in the fat Troy region of China
I don't know, I kind of think like one stud in an ear and a soul patch could be a crazy
vibe.
Oh my god.
I'm glad I met Ryan before all this faked.
Ryan's like midlife crisis is just getting a lot of really like...
Terrible look.
Yeah, like jewelry that doesn't go together at all.
Lasik fake tan jay brayslip
Already got the back self-remove
Yeah, go back
Full flood
Eat that
Okay, wait, I kind of understand it now
Now I'm getting it fake tan
That that tattoo that it covers like one chest and the shoulder
You know what I'm talking about the like Spartan armor. Yeah. Yeah. The Spartan armor like Dwayne the Rock Johnson style
I thought you were meaning like you have to go back to the laser place because they left like a mark on your back or something
No, they left like a signature
You have to go like it gets like half of the hair every time
So, you know, how do you get to the girl from 100% you don't you just decide at some point like yeah, that's enough
I was gonna be like 50 or something you do it 50 times obviously you're at zero
Can someone exposes like the the fun of having facial hair to someone who like if I didn't
Like I don't know like are there any positives to having like a like a beard. I
It looks kind of cool. Yeah, you another option for like your personal style
But I would definitely rather it just like stayed at two days of stubble and never grew any past. Yeah
You know, it keeps you warm, I bet a little bit.
You definitely in the winter time, you notice the day after you shave for sure.
The only time in the winter time, I notice that is when I'm sick and I'm
blowing my nose all. Oh, and you get in the tissue stuck in the stubble.
They're like, dude, just blowing your nose with the mustaches.
Yeah.
As you put the mouth on like the back of your head so that your
mouth and your nose are not like so they're not competing for the same
real estate now curious curious this is like a like a 20th century French salon
it's we're really exchanging lots of great ideas yet happening here some
shit that I'm gonna tell God when I see him everything about everything about
having two different tubes instead of just the one air the air and the food
shouldn't go through the same tube bro why not it's how people died with the
The fucking food gets stung dumbass.
Stupid ass god?
Pretty stupid.
He wasn't thinking when he did all that.
In the penis too, but I don't think it's like it's not that bad to get like the towingling
of fluids in there, I guess.
Yeah, it doesn't kill you.
You can kind of screw up your stream the next time you go.
KT prefer more virtuosic condensate, pinch me, arrow, or QQ just prefer...
You can join in on the penis pack, you saw.
Dude, I may never get that split stream when they go pee.
No!
They don't think so.
Do they know what men do?
Do they do what?
What?
Sometimes, I would say, when you go pee, there is a 1 in 200 chance that it comes out as a
split shot instead of a straight stream.
Gee!
Okay, so what?
Well, that's, it's surprising.
It's pretty surprising when you go pee and you expect it to be like one straight hose
and instead it's doing like some contra stuff.
Why do you sit down on the toilet and then pee?
That's too much work.
Contra stuff, look at me.
Maybe that's your kidney stone.
I do not have a kidney stone.
You don't know that.
The kidney stone is not in the way of that.
I would know if I had a kidney stone out of my urethra, okay?
That's way up there, yeah.
Maybe it's all the way out.
It's confusing.
It could be a kidney stone.
It could be Big Sperm.
There's a lot of different things.
Yeah, it could be a big tadpole in there.
Ew, I don't know.
Why do you sit down and pee?
Why do you have to stand up?
How much work?
That's not too much work.
It's just, it's just faster.
How's it too much work?
It's a little bit more work and you pee a lot.
It's not more work at all.
Sometimes it's just annoying to sit down.
I've tried doing it more often and then it's just like the whole picking up your hands.
You don't feel like too much work so you stand up and poop?
That's not true. In Asia they are trying to get us to stand up and poop.
I would classify that more as a stand than a sit.
That's a deeper squat than a toilet.
So many people out there, when we talk about the difference between North America and Japan for example,
All the Japanese toilets are so much better. You know, you could just buy those right you know
You can just buy it's not like it's not America's fault that you don't have a Japanese toilet
You can just go to the store. I get a Japanese toilet. This is not the trains
You can't build your own subway network that I'll take you from here to there, of course
But you can definitely get your own bidet
They also say toilet and they mean toilet seat. Well, yeah
Because if you have a Japanese toilet, you're asking for a squatty potty. Yeah, I don't want a day is wonderful
But days are great. I ain't all about it
He's afraid he's gonna make him gay.
I don't mind the wiping, honestly.
I don't mind the wiping.
It's not that it's gay?
There's people who think that for sure.
That's crazy.
There's definitely people that think that.
Oh my gosh.
I just think it would be cold.
It's warm.
It's warm.
It's warm.
It's warm.
It's warm.
Yeah, the water's warm.
Well, we already have a water pick.
Is it kind of like a water pick?
Yeah, but it's not that hard.
Yeah, less sharp.
Less sharp.
Interesting.
This is a string.
I think you might benefit from it if we were to get one.
You might benefit from it. It's funny.
He'll like it.
I think he'll like it once he gets over it.
Doesn't it give you like...
You know, we don't need to get into it.
It's like a dental fountain, you know?
Yeah, you push a button and it goes out and you can choose how strong it is.
Some of them have an enema function, which...
Really?
Yeah.
That's no way.
They do.
Absolutely they do.
But it's still a good one.
And okay, side benefit is that sometimes it'll just like warm the seat for you.
I do like that.
Yeah.
That's true, I like that.
And I'm a big believer in that when you sit down it plays like jungle noises for like a minute.
So we said no one can hear you in the background.
Not jungle.
Yeah, it's like, ooh!
Maybe like running water sounds.
Jungle sounds.
Jungle sounds.
It's crazy.
I will say though, from my experience, the heated part of the toiletries is the thing that breaks more often than not.
It's like scrambling your eggs when you sit down?
No, I've had like two heated toiletries just like fizzle out over time.
Then you're like, is it worth it to buy a new one?
The main function is the day.
It's true.
Haha, Corey's ass is too cold.
It breaks the warming function of the day.
Cold ass.
Cold ass.
Cold ass.
Cold ass.
No.
Damn.
Is it just one?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I can't be mad.
I would have done the same.
Isn't that what you just did in the last turn?
Yeah, but I had to work for it.
I can't be mad, I would have done the same.
Isn't that what you just did in the last turn?
Yeah, but I had to work for it.
Your courier, 30,000.
It's not bad.
It's almost 30,000 to avoid last.
I'm upping my defense in this game.
Me when I set a monster instead of normal summoning it in face up attack position
Thanks for the aproarious laughter everyone, I really appreciate it
They're too old, you song, they don't get it
No, literally, like I wasn't that cool in high school, but I was cooler than the table that played UGO at lunch.
Like I said, they're too old.
You could play in...
I played it in elementary school. Hold on. Ryan? Yeah.
Insane news just come.
Yeah, we're stopping daylight savings time. Yes! Yeah. Oh my god.
We what? Like the US or Canada?
Canada. BC. Wait what? God damn it. So are you for real? Yeah when we spring forward
and spring that's it. Yes. Oh my god. Oh my god wait are you debating me or is this
real life? No I'm not. It's real. Oh my god. It's awesome. It's I think it's sexy
like for Trimbley. That's gonna confuse everybody. Oh my god. Yes. This is crazy. Is the US
Getting in on this or are we just on that?
Well, we were the crutch for like the West Coast.
We were waiting for y'all to get your act together.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Wait, wait, wait.
Hold on.
Let me just PC.
Let me PC-save it.
I haven't been able to read the full article,
but that's what it looks like.
Oh my gosh, dude.
I never thought it would happen during my lifetime
that it would stop it.
I thought people would just complain about it,
like as usual.
Yeah, it's pretty insane.
We actually did something!
That's crazy!
That's crazy!
Let's go!
This is the best day of my life!
I'm gonna mark that on the calendar, oh my god.
We're in like the last two weeks of non-daylight savings time.
Forever!
Oh my god.
Oh my god!
Dude!
We're gonna be in like a week here.
Oh my god, oh my god.
In California, it would be like one hour earlier.
You guys are gonna have to work an hour longer.
We're gonna be on the patio and you're gonna be like,
oh, we just fucking day was over.
We're gonna be like cheers, brother.
It's gonna be collaborating with people so much more annoying.
How does that work?
Only in the West Coast, just DC?
I posted the article with you.
I mean it is crazy because going across the border it was already like going back in time culturally
but now we're actually gonna have to change our watches.
Hey, hey, everyone, what's the biggest sperm you've ever had?
What's the biggest sperm?
No!
Does anybody else feel like the meme of Squidward watching SpongeBob and Patrick have fun right now?
And then they're all having fun and you're watching from the window and you want to have fun but you can't?
Distracted me at Corey one you son
No one expected the daylight savings play
Oh mature for being only 25 years old
The decision means that B.C. will be on the same time zone as the Yukon and will match
Alberta from November to March while it will remain one hour behind Washington, Oregon
and California during the winter months.
Wish it could be on the same pages that you sung instead, am I right?
Yeah, dude.
So true.
He's real for that.
That's really good.
I like that a lot.
He's real for that.
Thanks, y'all.
Oh my god, that's the best news.
The best news ever.
That's so awesome.
It's pretty good.
Oh, the other promises are not going to get in line.
I don't care how my nuts taste.
Are they Jake?
are they jay figure it out bro figure it out whoa wait gory what the hell is this
i don't know okay never mind no one tell him no one tell him
wait should i you tell him because you were the teacher okay yeah gory there's a yakuza in this
game big three dragons if you get a triple of all the dragon tiles
and then there it's not a yakuza but you can also go for a small three dragon it's not a yakuza
but you still get a lot of points for it.
If you're a grower and not a shower,
you can go for little three dragons.
It's not their choice.
Thank you for saying that.
Lots of people forget about that.
What is that laughter?
It's like a snake.
It's a knowing laughter.
You guys stop making animal noises.
I'm going to shit my pants and getting so relaxed.
Yeah, do you sound like a Japanese toilet?
I don't know why people love mahjong
It's funnier than jackfoss
It's like you're mal-hanging
I think this is much more happening
Mayamo share it more like Mayamo Tempai, right?
I don't know about maybe I should
Maybe we leave that one out of the stream super
His name is template it's it. I don't even want it. Yeah, I believe there was an inside joke that I wasn't even privy to it
Was like me Lamau share or something? Oh
Oh yeah!
Oh no!
If people are calling the saddest, most parent social thing of all time, I reference that to y'all, but twisted it for Maja.
I get it.
Finally.
Miyamo share.
Yusuf, are you good at singing?
I'm okay at singing. I don't think I'm great at singing.
Can you sing for me? I'm looking for a duet partner.
You know, I would very happily...
You, I asked you and then you have a name of practicing.
Well, this didn't ask me if I wanted to do a song I knew.
You were like, here's a song you've never heard before.
That has like 10,000 words in it.
Yeah, but it's in English.
It is in the only language I speak.
Which is working in its favor, for sure.
But can you sing for me you saw a little bit just give me like fuel.
Do I have to do it live?
Like I don't know about that.
Why not?
Just like a little snippet.
It's just such a dumb drop.
Oppa Mungan style.
Oppa.
Oppa.
Oppa.
Oppa.
Oppa.
Oppa.
Oppa.
Oppa.
Oppa.
Oppa.
Oppa.
Oppa.
Okay, I'll send you I'll send you like an MP35. I don't you know, I don't want it Simon Cowell in front of everyone right there
Okay, okay. Oh no. No, everyone knows the 25 thing with the lie
My young boy band
Hey, what was the song that that you wanted to sing with with Ryan?
I don't want it. It's a surprise if Ryan ever gets to practice
It's Islands in the stream by Kenny Rogers.
Uhm, no shot, bro.
Come on, drop it.
Yeah, come on!
What you all I have to do is to ask.
Dora Dora Dora
Dora Dora Dora Dora
Shut up!
A damn 12 shape.
Shut up!
Did you tell Chad about the guy yesterday?
Yes, yes I did.
The..
Called him dildo?
Called him a fucking dildo.
Corey we had a birthday party yesterday
That we went to in Gastown
As you know
can get a little spicy sometimes and we got a human poop yes we saw some as we
got out of our car then an old man with a Rottweiler got yelled at by a guy who
came out of a building and the guy was trying to get him to pick up his dogs
poop and the guy went I don't have a bag and then the guy went I'm literally
trying to give you a bag and then he went
RAAAAH and then the guy who came out of the
door went you're a fucking dildo and then
I was like I love that we're not this is
not where we're supposed to be with our
kid man
I got it you can play a little game down
there is it dog pee or man pee yeah
100% there were a lot of poop there
were a lot of poop the street was
was littered with huge turds, like last-dress turds.
The one guy is calling a guy a dildo.
Yeah, he's calling a guy a dildo.
I wasn't just that poop, there were a lot of previous poops.
So you're saying those people no longer have to do daylight saving slimes, but are
you guys still doing that?
I don't think the time matters for those people.
I don't think they're checking their watch for anything.
I think it's fair.
The fire went off, and then I moved our car one block away and went, oh it's nice here!
They really do be the scene changes really quickly.
I would say I spun the block in front of a better spot.
Why did it take him so long to put out the reach though?
It wasn't me because she wanted to pull me.
Oh, I see, I see, I see.
If you don't like the way the streets look just in the block man, that's what I'm saying.
Hmm.
Do you, and then do you remember we tried to go to the Korean restaurant and then there
was a sassy looking guy along the way to the Korean restaurant yesterday?
Fuck.
One second.
First off Ron.
Ron on the South Tile.
Oh my god.
They never expect a man on the South Tile.
I got.
I just unlogged and Ron pilled.
Long gone.
I'm logged and Ron Pilled?
Long gone.
What the hell is going on?
Long gone!
Oh no!
You said you could play your A-game, but...
I'm gonna lose this.
Bring it, bring it!
You're really not doing...
You're not helping Majon beat the...
It's an entirely luck-based game.
Hey, if we wanna talk Brastax,
I've been going for like bigger hands,
but I will say this, one time,
I want to say like two collabs ago I I was like oh I'm gonna try so hard I'm
gonna impress everyone and show that Mazhong is not just like it's a skill
based game and then I got fourth that game I demoted in Mazhong's soul rank
recently but the climb back has been okay it's been a it's been a it's been a
scenic climb back up it's been all right I hear you this is part of the
part of the journey. I'm scared of losing silver too on Mirage. But do you remember the way to
Korea restaurant yesterday? It was a sussy guy. There was a sussy guy in the brown, he had a brown bag.
Oh that's us. I don't, I don't recall actually. And really? Like he was right next to us.
Oh, is that the one where I was positioning myself between?
No
That one felt like he was gonna stab you for sure. Yeah. Oh shit. I got a story about that
You just have no
Continue years though. I don't want to get in the way. I don't get in the way
Oh, well, it was just that I think I think he looked like a normal guy, but I think he was actually
injecting himself with substance that was in legal medicine and I was like oh
no that's not a good team for my five-year-old
was better not be steroids and then I don't know what it is but like he smells
really bad yeah like really bad I think we found the pooper I mean it is called
Gaston I'm giving up the same vibes as like those videos where people do they
come to Vancouver just so they can get a thumbnail that's like you won't believe
yeah place exists in North America and then they'd like interview the cop and
they're like it's good that you think this is like normal why don't you
arrest literally everybody that's here and then the police officer has to be like I wish that
it was nicer here but what could I do?
All right, staffs to worry. Oh no, we were in uh we were in north of Vancouver
uh like two weeks ago he put some stash up and there's just a there's a guy
like walking in front of me i'm like what's he holding and he's he turns the corner he's
He's just got like a like a like a kukri. It's like it's like huge nice
That was my dad
I'm like we should stay the fuck away from that guy
There's been plenty of stories on the news. That's crazy. Can you not get arrested for that?
I don't think you're allowed to have that
Oh, there's a guy with a sword downtown watch out me when I'm in San Diego during comic-con
There's a guy with a yalloy paddle your barard station
I knew I could trust my
By Cory
She's going to work from home type situation.
There's an old man dying next to me.
I
Hey, do you own I know that you did a keen time like a lab for the last mahjong soul
Events do you do you own any fake weapons?
No
No weapons. Only real ones. Yeah, this one right here zero truth and consequences
Just the piece of it. I do I do own it so that I can scare people
true
Okay, I just wanted to come if somebody broke into our house. I would dead ass pick them up and throw them down the stairs
Can't do that
You're gonna get stabbed multiple times even before you can get as he's falling down. He's gonna throw that shit trade fair trade
I got mine
Hey, you might have peanut leakage, but you're still a man if someone broke in you would just throw them down the stairs
Exactly, it's not I'd wait till they got to the top of the stairs. They would pick them up and I would throw them down
I think I think gotta be like a fronking. Yeah, cast iron go crazy. Yeah, definitely like she had her versus skull
That's like that's the only thing we have or a hammer
You don't rope so no rope
They don't have a cable stake, a pipe, or a ballroom, or a conservatory, or a library.
And god forbid I don't get a charlie horse while I'm trying to defend myself.
It's very bad. That's valid, though.
Time out, time out, time out!
Time out!
Oh, my bad.
Just discard the same stuff over and over. I don't care.
Do you think you would like getting melted wax on your skin?
No. I don't think so.
How hot is it?
How do you know that question was directed towards you? It could have been directed at you.
I bet it's true, you know what? Sorry, I took over the comms.
Not bad, y'all.
What about now that you have no back here?
Low-key it would be better, for sure, but I still...
I don't really like the...
I don't really find it sexually tantalizing to be burned, I guess.
It's not burned, right? That's why...
Yeah, it feels like good.
I mean, it doesn't burn me.
He outed himself.
It's just a little warm.
Yeah, how much up your bed a little bit to your couch
With a shower you laid on a tarp laid down a tarp
Holy cow. Why do you know so much? You don't want to get it any on the Yahweh paddle. You got a new year
Yahweh
Other than the quarry was one stop fetish shop one stop fetish shop
I'm gonna open a store and call it that.
Yes.
The one-stop fetish shop.
All the other fetish shops that are like,
we would love to be part of your fetish buying routine
are gonna be like, fuck.
Why did we think of that?
I think now the trend is coming up
with the craziest names for your weed dispensary.
Yes.
I
Look, I hate to be such a prude or like a pearl clutcher
But like anytime like I'll see like a here's your fucking breakfast or like there's a prominent one in in
Long yeah, egg s, you know egg
Eggster, yeah, yeah, yeah, I needed a I needed a big strong confident just to say just say it you can do it
I'm sitting here, I'm like going between the two I can discard
You could fucking dead bro, you're at minus two hundred lad
I had the gamble between that and the seven and I was like I don't know which one
How's it go adjusted, make the stop of eye, this is not a fit
Big confident juzz, big juzz over there?
Yeah I need, it's also adjusted, I think
Oh, birthday coming up soon, so how do you do that?
Very soon.
That's right.
He started tomorrow, I think he's starting this thing.
I can't hear my wife moving around upstairs.
What? No.
Never mind.
It's not me.
I guess I'm gonna have to go to the chief?
Oh, should we not?
I can throw someone down the stairs.
I'm gonna get a body in the basement.
I didn't consider it.
It's a rope.
It's a rope.
It was just for the base.
There's no rope.
We got no rope.
I got to rope the stairs.
Imagine if you slid him up the
That would be fucking sick dude. That's some 2026 home alone right? Oh, yeah, yeah
stairs
That would be awesome as fuck
The kids got like a robot dog or something
Watching John Woo movies and Jackie Chan movies. It's about to get a lot more physical comedy in our house
Like Ryan suddenly like man, I feel 40 at first time
Yes
When you get like a moth like broken on your back
But then there's two halves of the mop that you then feel
Exactly
I'm into it
You get that mop broken over his back but he slips a disc
I was saying we should go buy a hockey stick because I think that's a really good weapon
I have a baseball bat
Hey, not in the hands of the Canucks, am I right?
Hey, oh, you're right
I
Said it's gonna be longer than the baseball bat
Well, yeah, but how are you gonna swing it? She'd get a a bar dish. What do you mean? How you just win?
You just it's like a little pokey stick so that they don't they cannot come close to you
It's not a pokey stick
The base to the end or the base to the like when it curves. I like that. I like that a lot
The base to the end to the I just yeah, I see I see okay. Oh
My god, what are these hands, bro?
That's the shit that David Byrne was saying I'm remaining like
So I'm in
You measure your penis from the base to the
My new Cory kids fucking crazy
I can rely on Cory any time
Can you do that in this game the old man's Ricci
Yeah, let me let me
Richie girl
And she's pond too far like it writes itself at that point. Oh my god. You're so good
Okay, here we go go for chi toy, it's a funny cool hand and it also goes by seven pairs
You can call Richie on a single-weight tile. You can have to Dora and smile
That's way better because it's not just random words
Hey, everyone's a critic!
Is music taught, though?
I can't deny there's a lot more of mahjong content in yours.
Well, it's relevant.
It actually makes sense.
Or is it just, like, word-throating for me?
I'm a good great mind-stink alike, though.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You sound good.
What about this? Okay recently there was a Lil Nas X old town road. Yeah, you're seeing more by my man
I had a K.O., but I'm getting a tilt till I can't no more. What do we think about that? That's something
That's like I would see I would go I'm gonna run till I can't no more
Cuz it kind of has the same sound as RIDE from the original
You would pop off with the kids for sure and suddenly everyone thinks they're frickin Liberace
I drew my tiles they are whack no Dora attach that's really good I would change
nothing about that except there is there is one
Kate do you do you have the musician thing where you know exactly what notes
you can sing and so when you know a song is like a little out of your range it
like feels scary to do it. Isn't that just everyone? That's me when we have to sing Happy Birthday.
But like I know I can sing like if I strain an E above middle C is like doable
but anything above that I'm like it's a little it's a little touch and go so you know.
I don't know. I think usually I can kind of get my voice high enough
Oh Kate have you seen those Korean dueling singers singing that song?
They go like hi a high octave battle
Yeah like like all the glasses in their house are exploding
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I still can't tell if they're real or not.
They look fake.
Yeah, she's right.
She's right.
Do you guys see any of the big arch?
I did.
Oh yeah.
The product is great.
Glad.
I saw that one.
It's honestly pretty good.
That's why when I heard that they were finally releasing it, I was like, hasn't it been out for like five years?
I don't even know if we have it anymore.
I feel like it's gone.
I think we really had it.
We had it.
Left.
Yeah.
Do they have a base battle?
I don't think so.
I've only ever seen that.
That's like a Rosale at a talent competition beatbox 2002.
A base battle.
Sorry, I'm just...
I'm the verbal Herman monster.
A base battle of you playing Starcraft PvP?
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Anyone else has pride in the toilet from, from, from their reaching mahjong parodies?
Not, not.
Uh, getting a standing ovation immediately?
Were you talking about yourself or like on someone else's behalf?
Just, just talking about me, just talking about me, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Jesus Christ.
Okay.
The bomb Dylan wants is taking me out.
But I don't think anyone gives a fuck except me.
What's taking you out?
Quasi-Ario, that's really good.
That stuck in my head immediately.
I literally can't sing it because you guys are going to be like,
why did you sing that?
You got it.
You got it. You got it. No, you guys don't know ice is by Bob Dylan. Oh
And it's all got Isis. He did he did it came out in two
Yeah, holy cow
It's like
I'm used to it apparently
Yeah, with the song with the song
Fuck it up my cocky
And Pawn and Ron is also good.
You guys know Liz Faire?
Pony knows Liz Faire.
Yeah.
Pawn and Ron.
Pawn and Ron.
You sang one note.
Yeah.
I don't know what Pawn is.
What do you mean?
The whole chorus is one note.
Pawn and Ron.
Even when I was tempai, what do you want me to say?
I don't have no idea what song you're saying.
I know Liz Fair, but I don't know Liz Fair.
That makes sense.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I know, I know.
I was surprised at her song title.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, you're surprised that a female rock star would be so openly sexual.
And they're problematic.
Kind of.
Yeah, well, it's fair.
It's a culture.
Did you dirty on that one?
It's kind of like, well, like any, if I see any songs, I guess as vulgar as that,
it's a little bit odd.
I got a great song for you. It's called she'll be coming around the mountain when she comes. Oh damn is that what that means?
Shit
That one is pretty good though
I don't like like the discovery of the song come on Eileen by dexas midnight runner
discovered this very by the way it is not dexis it's dexis isn't dexis that
weird Pokemon with the double helix is that's the ox is
oh man I don't know just feed in who cares like even three forms I knew he had
I have a defense form because that was a raid in Pokemon Go when I played it.
I have a 4 star Rayquaza.
It does go mega.
Thank you very much.
I knew that was on everyone's mind but it does go mega.
Rekwaza was not in DC on the January 2nd, he was at the gym doing Rekwaza stuff.
I still see the roving bands of Pokemon Go heads now and then.
Was it a community day this weekend?
I saw a roving group
Well, I honestly don't know I kind of fell out of favor after getting like I was not able to play that game casually
My life warped around Pokemon go and so I was like this is probably unhealthy and then I stopped it
Was a go-to her on the weekend that makes sense to me
As I was seeing a lot of ladies in leather jackets walking around looking at their phones and I said that's Pokemon go
100% he needs a leather jacket story
Open your eyes, man.
I mean, you gotta do something in Gastown.
That's true!
Can I tell it?
Can I...
Okay.
Can I share something sad about this game and this character?
Yes.
When you...
When you...
When you bond with a character.
You know how, like...
You know, it's a gacha game.
There's something parasocial about the the affection meter on any game
So I was expecting this character to say like wow after all this time
I did not realize like the the perfect person was in front of me the whole time when I bonded with this character the dialogue option
I got was like hey, could you stop looking at me while I'm changing? It's really rude or something genuine
And I was like I am me stuff on you
yeah I was like a canonically I'm a pervert like canonically the person I am
is a pervert it is not worth it at all that's great game thinks it spec ups the
line man
you see video drone
first first David Cronenberg reference on a Vtuber stream we're making waves
today. Oh boy. I can't. Oh no. Oh it's getting, it's getting. I might watch it, I might
watch it tomorrow. It's getting little. It came to the criterion collection yesterday
Along with cool intentions, that's right, Ryan Philippe.
Do you are you how do you feel about like your letterbox as a public figure?
Do you are you honest to sharing your thoughts?
Are you trying to be a little glib with it? Like what's the
It depends on the movie. I think if the movie means something if I had an observation about the movie
I want to share I add it
Otherwise like I do like to at least leave something so people can leave their comments
But the movie recommendations man, it's got I I can't believe it hasn't stopped yet
But like when did we stop talking to each other and only started recommending pieces of media to watch?
It's so crazy
I'm not trying to play the hits like cuz I went on a rant about this
But it's so insane that people will be like you'll read you'll leave a review on something
They won't even be like nice review. They'll just go you should watch this like they didn't even read your shit
They just want to leave a comment. That's like well the next movie you should watch is this
I find it I find it so insane and insulting I
I also like
When I used to work at like a normie job, I didn't uh
Like I don't like watching movies that much
But I was like forcing myself to because I was like, oh, this is the only way I get to participate in commerce
Of course, yeah
So I like that's just from a utilitarian kind of way. That's I guess oh damn
I hit you with an emo
I would actually feel like now is a horrible time to start watching movies to bomb with
your co-workers because you know they're going to be asking you, hey did you see Wrecking
Crew with Babe Batista and Jason Momoa?
Yeah.
I know you did, which is crazy.
No, I can't.
I didn't see that.
Really?
Everyone's in a monocle choreo with an Amazon Prime original.
I like a schlock every now and then.
Every good movie I review on Letterbox I look at it and it's like look who added it to
the watch list before.
It was Corey.
Corey's been here before.
I used to be...
Oh, you were following the Corey scene.
I used to be big in...yeah, five years from now.
Corey's seen Corey on the Scottsie.
I did, yeah.
It was pretty good.
Was that in English or am I just having like a...
It's just not in English.
Corey's seen Playtime, the magnum opus of Jacques the T.
I don't remember that one have you have you played poppy's playing playtime?
Poppy's playtime did you say the Megan Markle show?
No
Can I, this is, I don't know if this is possible, but you know, we know each other as far as
big sperm and gas towns, so not very much.
If you had to guess what my favorite movie was, what would you say it was?
Yee-ee?
I don't know what Yee-ee is.
Okay, um, I'll look it up and then I'll decide whether or not to get insulted.
End of Evangelion.
Unfortunately close
Everything
Okay, these are really close. I like um like movies like bird man. They uh, the Michael Keaton
Yes movies like bird man. Okay. The Avenger movies about arts pretentious 2020 movies. Mmm
I think what else is in the same vein? So I can give you a recommendation
Hell yeah.
But I, hey, yee seems like a good recommendation, I gotta check that out.
I wanna see it, it is like four hours long.
Like this, I wish I got into, I wish Letterbot existed when Corey was 26 and I was 21.
I had more time and I could have watched all these long foreign movies instead of
having to only watch like 97 minute movies on the bike.
So true.
I watched a lot of, a lot of stuff my first year in Japan.
Yeah, it's also probably why I don't remember like anything.
It was so good, right?
No, I was trying to-
Is it a Japanese dinner or not that good?
It was pretty good.
I was on IceFilms.com watching it on Flash Media Player.
I should go get Koiata Scottsia on IceFilms.
No, I saw that in a theater, actually.
Oh, damn.
Saw that?
We saw it was probably...
Spring, summer, fall, winter I think?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, I think it's a Bivaldi concerto, actually.
Oh, yeah.
We should become lifetime members of the Vancouver International Film Festival.
I think it's cool.
Can you become a member?
I thought you'd just go and watch.
You can become a member.
If you become a lifetime member, you get free popcorn.
Damn!
I'm so sad.
What?
We're gonna make them pay.
They're gonna be popcorn?
You know that story about the dude who bought the paid like 250 grand for like all you can fly tickets
We're gonna be that for vif. They're gonna be like we've had to discontinue the free popcorn. Do they uh
They're gonna have to pay me out. They're gonna have to buy me out of that damn membership
Do they have any special popcorn buckets?
Mmm, I got it. No way. They have like the Vancouver our gallery vif crossover
Yeah, I bet that Jane can't power of the dog Jesse Plemons with his mouth open
ceremony of popcorn bucket that I fuck that's why I said the bad you were a
champion in there you know what I'm talking about that's right yes I did so
I called upon and took him back to the time yes I took her to the crib and I
cheated yeah you and me we made a man we should all be in a man let's fucking do
this okay do you come to mazhan parody cover band the only real musician
I'll be I'll just go watch should play oboe for you in the band no no thank you
like trying to fad at the start of hardboils I can play the bassoon cake
I cannot play bassoon.
Oh, man.
Why?
I love the sound of a bassoon.
Damn.
Corey's revenge arc.
Holy cow, look at all that.
Pin for Merchant.
Hey, we gotta put some respect on being a pin for Merchant.
That's all I do.
Oh, Corey won.
Damn.
Is that two games?
What?
I
Was everyone on time we got time for one more. Thank you do one more. I could throw
How does everyone feel if
Someone goes to the bathroom at a time like this
It's all good. Go for it. I'll be back up here back. I'll go pee too, then
That's the bag you're a bassoonist. That's nice. I love the sound of a bassoon
Dude, are you sure it's the bassoon or?
What if what if you thought it was for zoom but it was not for soon like some many
My world my world view will be shattered. So people are they though like oh yeah
I know that instrument that's that's the tuba and then they're pointing at cello
and I said no that's cello wait people confuse a tuba for a cello yeah or
Or like, that's contra-base and then they will point at like, trumbo.
That's crazy.
It's, uh, you know?
No, I'm not judging.
I don't mean in like, an orchestral piece necessarily.
I like just the sound of a bassoon.
What if you thought it was bassoon but it was actually English horn?
But I've been, I've seen, like, uh, like, you know, this is a bassoon.
I mean, listen to it, you know?
Okay, okay, okay.
But have you heard English horn?
Oh, I don't know if I have!
Oh, well, maybe you might like it.
Could be it looks like it was like in between a bassoon and oboe?
No, I would say it looks more like oboe than bassoon.
I mean I mean sound wise it looks a bit bigger than the oboe.
Sound wise? Sound wise much deeper.
Is it deeper than a bassoon?
No, no, deeper than the oboe.
So it's like in between yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. He's back. I'm back
Can I ask a really weird question my friends yeah, yeah
What does that feel like in your mouth?
Yeah, what what what?
Like playing a double-reed instrument. Oh
Okay
Feel like
You didn't have that bit of information.
No!
You get walked on bumble, man.
That is crazy.
Well, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ready up, ready up.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think, uh, I don't know.
I don't, it's just, uh, well, it's not like in your mouth, because you have to roll
your lips, so it's in between your lips more so than in your mouth, if that makes
sense.
I don't think in between my lips is in my mouth.
Right, can I ask you a question? How does that feel against your groin?
Oh, and by it, I mean the Peloton.
Oh my god!
Ha ha ha!
Oh, if you saw the outfits I was wearing on the Peloton.
Good! Oh my god, that's so funny.
He's gotta get padded up before he grabs that.
It's so funny.
He does, he does look like he's there to work out.
Right, my cycling friend, my cycling friend invited me out again.
No damn!
But outside riding seems so much harder because you can't watch critically acclaimed movies through a ride
You can't watch really really small subtitled movies
That is crazy
It buzzes your lips, I've never played a read-it show
Rose never held a vibrator up to his lips, I don't know why
Well that I've done
Why would you do that?
It's a joke, Kate.
Oh my god.
It's a joke.
What is this very Cory thing to do?
I just can't not picture it now.
Yeah.
I can kind of see Cory doing it.
We would only have to pay $15 to get a scam of this art.
So...
It didn't sound like a joke.
Do you think Grop gets intrusive thoughts?
There's no thoughts in AI.
You know how if you tell someone not to think of a pink elephant, all they can think of is a pink elephant?
If you tell the AI not to generate a picture of Cory sucking on a dildo, does it have to generate it before it knows what to not generate?
You know what I mean?
Oh no.
I don't want that image in my head.
Do not show me that image, Rock.
There's a crazy way to fry the server is to not generate an image of this.
That is a great point.
I wasn't my happy place until you said that.
Where did the dildo come from?
We said Vibrator.
Well, dildo did come from the man who wanted the...
I wanted the poop to be picked up.
Yeah, he called me a fucking build-up.
You're a build-up?
Oh man.
Stationary code.
When you're when you're Hobonichi has a few extra features.
Oh!
You're stationary coded.
Yeah.
You think I don't appreciate a good journal.
You're dead wrong.
One that you can actually open and it lies flat.
cheese I'll be writing all the movies down in there
you know what man what the fuck you pwned my chi I was again Cory what about
if they did improv for dude wears my car the gas and kitchen would have been
like yes and then yes yes and then yeah
more like that instead of the same shit he was saying in the original yeah
I've been loves to pawn he loves to pawn I don't know what I'm doing I've been
taking improv classes recently parentheses derogatory but it's been
Honestly, it's really tough.
World's worst doctor.
I killed you.
That's pretty bad.
But Dr. Kivorkian, that's exactly why I'm here.
I guess I should have worked at this monster hospital.
Okay, whoa.
Two sentence horror.
This sucks.
That's alright. I did the monster fuck.
I used to work with the guy that made that song I know
Wasn't I saw him like 1906 or something
He's gonna be on how a daddy show
No one else here deep deep what anyone else here is like morbidly curious about improper anything like that
I think it could be cool. Lots of funny people do improv.
Yeah.
Also the least funny people on Planet Earth?
Yeah.
Really?
Yeah.
Do you have to, do you feel like you have to laugh even though it's not funny?
Yeah, I think I'm a really good audience member.
I think I'm like a good fake laugh.
They try.
But don't, don't you feel like that's bad feedback?
Sometimes I get into a moral quandary, but I think in a class environment,
like I'd rather support someone and have them get a bad sense than to do like an intro.
And also like oh, they fail what do you mean like bad feedback there's like eight jobs on SNL
And then the rest of it's just like a podcast like it's not like you're stopping them from making it to the big leagues
It's just for the love of the game
That's why we need mad TV back bro, so we can double the number of professional improv positions
Is it improv more like oh I got a hit
This is a hat
I have a hat
Hey look she's got a hat
I have some glasses
That's pretty much what it is
That's pretty good
Honestly
I'm kind of liking this
I have a hat character
I want to see
A 4 minute sketch of this character
Every Saturday for the next 12 years
What if it's like you know like the what is it like the round robin like singing ones they do but it's just
Yeah, hold down.
Worms.
There was a girl in her hair turned bright white.
Yeah, I see what you're saying.
Wait, that was trying to be awesome.
Is there anything wrong?
It's like two old men trying to sing.
I think we're doing a pretty good job, if I may say so.
I know it, but erm...
Hang on I just got a message from Kate it says I no longer need you for the singing thing
I mean don't worry about it, well...
We're doing competing bases, competing bases
Okay.
Like, competing bases, what are you playing? Starcraft?
Yes, yes.
No, baseball.
By the third time that Jokes comes around, people are going to be loving it.
Yeah, Mormon?
Is that how it is in the improv class?
You really gotta do it these times.
It is a little annoying, because now when I tell a joke that's, like, not good,
everyone in my chat is, like, glad to see those improv classes paying off.
He gets on base, bro, money ball.
You get on base.
How could you not be romantic about Majo?
Where are you going to, where are you going to improv class?
There's like a bunch of theaters around town.
I mean, there's the big one.
There's the UCB theater.
That's like the main one.
But there's a lot of cool indie theaters that will also let you and six other adults
be pirates for like an hour.
So are you doing, are you, have you done UCB?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I took all the, took all the classes.
It's a fun time. Not sponsored, just genuinely fun.
And if you go to UCB, you may see you song, but you won't see me.
And?
Oh no.
Yes, and?
Yes, and?
Oh no.
I was thinking, okay, because when we were in Gastown,
there was a lot of acting classes down there.
I was wondering, must be kind of crazy to go to a Vancouver acting class,
and your teacher is someone that was in two episodes of Murdoch Mysteries.
Some Netflix show.
I played Mahoney when I was filming Murdoch.
That would not have flown.
The scene is really big, because they do film it, almost everything in the film
I went to see this band's stars in concert and it was like
Oh, when there's nothing else to burn, you must set yourself on fire
And the audience was like the entire cast of Snowpiercer from Netflix
Oh, damn!
Oh, my God!
Did you get, like, autographed?
Seat fillers, right?
No, I'm not going to bother them!
They probably got passed a little flyer on the street that was like,
we'll give you a big scale if you seat fill for the Star Scouts.
Hey, if you get gassed up at Gastown,
you might feel good, but that's,
But you won't frown in that town. Yes, dude. Yes
I feel like this is like a therapy session more than anything
Oh, you are doing mad vs. City now you guys are invited to take a seat at the old spaghetti factory
They're gonna be they're gonna be in trouble about old spaghetti factory about
I want to eat old spaghetti.
It's like the only restaurant where you walk in and there's nobody there and you say,
oh, table for two and they go, oh, the wait will be about half an hour.
Like, what are you trying to do?
Then they see you in a musty corner.
Or inside of a damn, like, old streetcar or some shit like that.
I've never been to the one downtown.
It's really bad, to be honest.
if you have like a two year old in your party that only eats pasta, any port in the storm.
I think it's not good, but it's serviceable, it's fine.
It's pretty bad.
It's just like Italian-American style.
It's so much worse than the Olive Garden, which is not good.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, definitely, definitely.
They gave you a soup, but then the soup probably was set out for days.
I hope not.
They're making the internal stew or whatever she's called.
They do have the spimone ice cream though.
I'll go reach you if I reach you with you.
Holy cow.
Hey I think the Spinole means just there to get you to spend money.
That's true.
That's that's that's good.
Whole Foods more like whole paycheck.
He's right.
They ever catch some strays man.
They never hit the fucking hole for them, Steve Bro.
I don't know.
They just...
Just kind of feeling it.
Just feeling it.
It would be a good bit if maybe for a while.
No!
Go to the Old Spaghetti Factory, which is famous for giving you like a three-course
meal for $10.99 and then order like a $2,500 bottle of wine.
Do they have that?
I don't think so
You bring your own wine. Yeah, is there an uncorking fee for this? Yeah
Holy cow early yeah, I don't know. Yeah, what the hot dog con what the fuck? Oh
My god, okay. I'll go for con. What the fuck is happening? Oh, I have not drawn a single tile
Lillnazax in Canada be like yeah take my two-year-old down to the old spaghetti
road yes kind of slurped
yeah you're gone
got my breadsticks in the bag
in the bag
they were seeing good movies lately
Yes, yes, do you see Eric Romer's Love in the Afternoon?
No, I'm not most would you recommend it?
Most dedicated French office worker in that movie.
The Joe, he takes like a four hour office break every day for lunch.
Have you have you seen Manbore?
I haven't seen Manbore.
I did see you give it one and a half, though.
Yeah, apparently their budget was only a thousand dollars.
Damn, you could barely eat at the Old Spaghetti Factory.
like 100 meals man based on your previous explaining
man born rules is really bad you did give it a one and a half every once in a while
I see some Corey reviews that kind of surprised me but did you know Corey is
the only person I know that gave a be cool the sequel to get shorty a higher
score than get shorty. I don't remember the smoothies.
So there was, when Letterbox came out, I went on like a theme and I just like rated everything
that I ever thought I saw. I mean I just feel like you might be confused
because it's possible because getting shorty is a lot better than be cool.
I'm gonna be honest, I don't remember either.
remember chili Palmer bro no you don't remember John Trevoto's portrayal of
chili Palmer the Miami mobster who becomes a Hollywood producer no quick
Kate let's talk about Majin so we can get left ear IMDB right ear Majin
it's always this it's always movie versus I watch rental family with Kate on
the weekend what you watch rental family Brandon Frazier yeah
Yeah, he did do that.
He did do that.
Bro is drinking like a huge beer every single meal and going, why am I depressed?
Bro, it's because you're old.
I mean, you're drunk.
He's drunk right now.
He might be, man.
He might be.
It's all coming around.
Oh, I hate this.
It might be, man. It might be.
Oh, it's all coming around.
Oh, I hate this.
Good movie though. I gave it a 4 out of 5.
Oh, man.
That's a terrible day for me.
Hey, what would you give rental family?
I'm not a movie critic. I cannot really rate stuff.
If I rate something, I think people would be like,
be like what? That means she rated that higher than this and I don't know that.
People do do that a lot. They do do that a lot. People will be like what? You really
rated B-Cool higher than Fintech? That's crazy.
Isn't it sad that the economy sort of freaked out that people out their
rent families instead of buying families? That's true. I don't think it was a
this is a documentary
who had my red dragon sweethearts
Oh I had the two red dragons
oh Jesus
so was I
honey man
oh right
name outfit to the winter semi-formal.
I got a good feeling about this.
It's not looking good.
It's Hat Characters other now.
This hat's gonna win me.
I said I'm in hand, not hat.
Why does he hat?
Don't steal her hat, bitch.
This is a total ripoff of I've got a hat from my drunk Monday.
It's my original.
I have a hat.
I have a hat.
How many hats do you have?
Three.
Whoa!
Oh, that's a lot of hats.
Well, did you know that we're traveling to the city where you can't wear any hats?
No.
I think we should tour.
I think we should go.
Don't catch me there, man.
Don't waste any more time.
We want to keep the magic on the stage.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You don't want it to sound overrehearsed.
Did you see Mike Brabiglia's Don't Look Up?
Yes I did!
You and I are the only people that I've ever seen Mike Brabiglia's Don't Think Twice.
Great movie.
I like that.
I like that.
Gilly and Jacob.
Wow I can participate!
Oh my god!
I'm the first time I've ever been participating.
I was lucky enough to meet Gilead Jacobs once, they were very nice, I was too nervous to
say anything.
As you met them but said nothing.
Yeah, it was not like a...
It was not necessarily a meeting.
You know, it doesn't make it a really...
Well, like a sighting perhaps.
It was not like a co-worker's birthday dinner,
and we were like seated very closely the whole time
and I was just too scared to...
because I'm a huge fan.
I'm genuinely a huge fan,
so I didn't say anything all the time.
It was like listening.
Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.
It's so funny.
I think I don't want Ryans going for.
What the hell, Shy?
It might not matter, folks. It might not matter.
Oh, jeez.
Hope he doesn't want this.
I don't know about this.
Oops.
Oh!
The one tile! The one memo!
Nothing personal.
How could you wrong me on this my vtuber wife is a tattoo of this?
That's not wife's tattoo.
I don't have any tattoo you're spreading rumors.
Why do you have a tattoo of a hat?
The bald guy gets a hat tattooed on their head.
Is that at the end of our road? Is that the end of our journey?
It's the end of my road.
Okay, yeah.
Yeah.
In honor.
Um, let's play Shogun again soon, otherwise I'm going to slide into the DMs once you
play a game that you hate so that everyone's primed to play Mahjong.
We're going to play the game line, right?
Yeah.
Hell yeah, I'm genuinely in.
I don't know if this is, you know, social obligation to say you songs invited,
but like, I mean, if y'all are, if y'all are needing some others.
Well, you notice we haven't extended the invite to everyone in the call.
Mm.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What?
I'm already invited.
Oh boy.
What the fuck?
Thanks for the games.
Good night, y'all.
I'm going to play some more Masha.
But thanks for the game.
Good night.
Thank you.
I love good night, y'all.
Good night, y'all.
I don't have anything to say after that.
I'll send you over to my wife's stream and I will be back tomorrow.
I think we're playing on CS tomorrow for sure.
I'm going to play some more Masha.
I'll send you over to my wife stream and I will be back tomorrow. I think we're playing on CS tomorrow for sure. I'm Jones and
Jones and have a good time and I will see you tomorrow later