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You're not being fair to the Peloton subject.
You're being disingenuous. I know that you think that the Peloton discord channel is worse than
miscellaneous because you feel that the Peloton discord chat is Republicans. They're not Republicans,
bro. They're just rich leftists. There's a difference. There's a difference.
I will say I was gonna contrast like Peloton is talking about fantasy football right now
I was gonna go see like what they were getting up to in Misk but honestly Misk is talking about
chanting Tatum. So I'm like, that's pretty much, that's like 50-50, to be honest.
Joey! Yes, man. Joey! What made them want to come and blow you away?
I miss Joey, man. I gotta listen to more. Well, you know what? I was listening to some
Dylan yesterday now that I think about it. You guys ever listen to Toronto, Indie Pop
Band, Russian Futurists? Their last album came out in 2010, so I'm guessing probably
not. That's some pretty good stuff, though, man. That's some pretty good stuff. Lamal,
at one point yes me too bro me too all I've got are these seven notes they won't get to you if you
let them you know what I'm talking about hell yeah it's just me and the rest please
scroll up a little bit and miss let me see what people were talking about in there
First message I see, first four words, I've always respected Judaism and okay,
we're just not going to read the rest of the message. I don't know what,
I don't want to know what's going on in MISC at like four in the morning to be honest.
How about this though, eternal sunshine on the spotless mind is getting five big booms on the
boom scale. Damn, they're literally at 837 am. They're literally talking about me, man.
That's crazy. That is, I was crashing out a little bit over the gold, the results of
the men's hockey gold medal game in the Olympics. And then I remember that everyone
in the discord is literally there because I exist and I felt a lot better about things.
Felt a lot better about it once I realized that literally everybody I was beefing with is there because I exist
I went wait a second
I'm the main character, bro. I can't be getting mad about stuff like this
Soft face off last night getting slightly tilted at the audience treating it like it's so bad
It's good get it twisted the best action movie you've ever seen the second smartest person
You know we'll call it so bad. It's good
Because for some reason, action movies are some of the only films that are treated like video games, aka that's not realistic.
Oh, so the bad guys just have the worst aim of all time? Wow, that's crazy.
FaceOff is so ass, you need to let light into your heart overrated, Meryl, to be honest.
First off, you're named after like a Hideo Kojima property, or Meryl Streep, either way, I respect it.
but you have to respect the elders that came before you as well.
Face off is fire.
I don't think it's as good as hardboiled, but it is really good.
Hey, someone tells me they don't like action in general, red flag, IMO.
Nick, that's actually so true.
I action in comedy, like I'm going to carry a torch for them for the rest of my life.
The same thing I say about comedies, you can apply to action movies.
People will watch the best action movie they've ever seen and then give it a three and a half
out of five on Letterbox.
The only movies that are allowed to have five out of fives are dramas.
Otherwise, people might not, they might not think I'm cinema maxing.
Duck Soup. Okay, well, listen. My personal belief is that if your favorite comedy came
out like during the Warren G. Harding administration, you're being performative. Your favorite comedy
should have come out in the George W. Bush administration. And I mean, I think that's
That's an objective truth, to be honest.
If your favorite comedy didn't come out between the year 2000 and 2008, I suss you.
If your favorite comedy came out, like, prior to FDR being the president of the United States,
I think you're being performative.
school and your favorite one of your top fours is like metropolis or haxin or
something like that I have some issues with you I'm literally beefing with you
how performative is airplane not performative someone reviewed Tropic
not thunder by saying it's fun, but it's too stupid, so I can't give it a five? That might
be bait. If they're smart, that's bait.
What we do in the shadows clears.
What we do in the shadows hacks in Metropolis, Steven Universe.
And number five for you, if you're like your review of Spider-Verse says I wish that you
could do a top five because this would be number five for me.
You are evil.
Not evil.
I'm just the best movie taste you can ever have is your favorite movies when you're
37.
It's that simple.
When you're like 20, you're not actually 20, you're like a half 10 and a half 30, which
averages out to 20.
So half of your movie takes or the takes of a 10-year-old and half of your movie takes
or the takes of a 30-year-old.
It's disingenuous.
Your top four is like two movies you're not supposed to like until you're 30 and
two movies you're not supposed to like after you're 10.
It doesn't make any sense.
37 is the only honest age
26 clears 37
Nah, I'm trying to think 26 26 was a bad year for me. That was the Sony Pictures hack by North Korea
That was really rough on me and my family
I literally thought they were gonna assassinate Seth Rogen bro.
That's funny to you?
That's funny to you?
Every day I woke up with a panic attack thinking that Kim Jong Un was gonna kill
Seth rogan
Seth no, we love you Seth Seth we love you
You were worried about Seth did I say I was worried I was having a fucking panic attack, bro
What you talking about that now that's comedy, bro
Now that's fucking comedy
I don't know what we're gonna do for 45 minutes until
Until say the spire 2 comes out maybe we'll do one game of premiere with no comms, bro
Maybe this is the way
I thought it was tomorrow no bro, it's today like always
I don't know what to tell you. I'm gonna tell you the same thing I told you yesterday. It's today, bro
And you know what tomorrow it'll be fucking today, too. That'll really bake your noodle
Why not do your daily dulls I
Don't have the self-control to keep the bells under two hours anymore. I like a two-hour bill
To be honest with you. See seeking elegance. This one's pissing me off
Why does he always read my worst messages? This is how they treat streamers, bro
They're blaming me for the messages that they wrote.
How does that make any damn sense, man?
I didn't write that.
You wrote that shit, bro.
I didn't write that shit.
Leave my goat alone.
Magresta, you're my best friend.
It doesn't hurt to hear that in the worst Trump impression of all time.
We love our Magresta, don't we?
We get confused sometimes about where they live.
We know it's in the northeast somewhere.
They might have good pizza.
They might not.
I can't remember every time.
I get the states up there confused.
Of course, not New York, the greatest state
in the city in the world.
I ain't going to peak B tons no more.
Yeti, they're not all.
You know what Jason Lee said in Vanilla Sky?
You can't have the sweet without the sour, bro.
You can't have the sweet without the sour.
Bazar was front page on Steam.
Guy who gets his news from Steam?
Guy who thinks Steam is the newspaper?
I'm picturing, like, you know, in movies where they, like,
throw out when big news happens they throw out a bundle of newspapers wrapped in
twine I'm picturing that it's like oh fucking terraria is 90% off again holy
shit extra extra read all about it seven days to die is 80% offer steams midweek
sale
Dan wants to play CS I'm canceling my cue as we speak I'm canceling my cue
Is he, okay, important information?
What's, oh, he's in. His lobby's done.
Don't laugh at Dan's premiere ranking,
because I literally am one win away from getting a premiere ranking,
which could be at the same level as Dan's.
Oh, by the way, you can't even see the screen.
Well, well Daniel
Ryan don't accept don't accept I just saw Kate Kate's pulling up to
Fire to waiting room
One game the premiere while we do a CS the slay this fire to waiting room
Oh, you can't play premiere
Then okay
That's devastating
Is it though we could play we could play a competitive?
Yeah, yeah
Then you have a bet you will have a great time in my lobby Ryan did I did I did
It would it would feel it would feel like a brand new day he may actually just leave the call I don't know
He never showed me his knife.
Invite, invite.
Is your invite?
Thank you.
Oh, I think it's set in a way that I cannot join.
I don't know what to do with that information.
It's set in a way that I cannot join.
You are not able to join this session.
Let's run this. Let's get a dub, man. Let's get a dub.
Are you in the Premier League setting? Is that why?
Well, I mean, it's not until you hit the Q button, but there you go.
Oh, no, but... okay.
Okay, you got good gunskins?
Yeah.
Okay, okay. Can't wait to see them.
Out of respect for you, Dan, I'm going to put us on just us two.
dust too. Oh, the Dustler. Brian and Kate, I don't know how many games you are away from
ranked, but when you do man, that's when it gets good man, because you're playing against
their same kind of Andes. I'm one away from having a rank and I'm very much looking forward
to it because after we got dumpstered for like five hours on Tuesday, I had a couple
games that night against people my own level and I was like oh this is what this is what gaming could be
bro you speaking of dumpsters you may be in the sub 2000 dumpster with me man let me tell you the
eating's good there's a lot of good food in that dumpster man I saw um you load up and first off
it is crazy that you're getting people that it's like for me it's 8 50 in the morning when
when I'm watching you in the warm up.
And they're like, oh, sorry, I can't believe
I started playing Counter-Strike without a warm up.
And I'm like, bro, it's 8.50 in the morning on a Thursday.
Like, what do you mean?
Aren't you pinched for time?
Just trying to like squeeze one in?
And then another dude said, I just took
the fattest bong hit of my life.
And I'm like, it's 10 a.m., man.
It's 10 a.m. on a Thursday.
Like, what's going on?
In March.
Like, this ain't summer vacations.
What's happening? These are like adult voices, bro.
Oh, there is a different world out there, man.
Yeah, I don't know, man. Sometimes I feel like
you just don't know what's out there. And so you open the mics, man.
I feel you guys in this queue fails we have to we have to get Corey to pull up
he's enchanted you said CS to Corey pull up well that's how you know it's a good
game when just people are straggling in be like you got a spot right we got
don't don't accept don't accept this one don't accept this one I'll play give me
five all we don't have five except except we don't we were already we were we had a
cute pop we bailed play one we're only playing one bro slay this fire comes out
at 10 a.m. they don't know they don't respect slay this fire too
okay where's Kate okay let me see the knife right you're looking at it
Spray control
Oh
Bandana silent, I think he's judging me. No, no, no judgment. Can I see it? I don't really give it a look
I'm going be oh, it's pretty good. Yeah, it's like when I
I'm gonna throw a grenade long and get 40 damage times five the individuals guaranteed
I
Can you guys hear me in the call? Oh, yeah, absolutely
He's quiet to our long
There's all here all your I'm seeing some tomato soup protein rotating
Okay, what's that? They sad us. Insanely, bro.
Sweat. Sweaty, sweaty. 20,000 ELO minimum.
Dude, at the sub-2000, everyone is so slow, man.
It's so good. Yeah.
Okay, you gotta get to Premiere so that we can play against people that are garbage.
It's so much fun
Yeah, but then they're gonna
Chet's gonna make fun of me down bad. Well, they're gonna make even if you're a pro
They would be like whoa look at that play I wouldn't have done that. So that's just like a universal constant
I think he's quiet
They did a crazy smoke long.
One's cat, at least one's cat.
You're made to.
I think they have sight 2k.
Oh my god, a cat.
Yeah, they're on sight.
Eat that.
I'm taking your AK and all your money you got this brother. You got this
There's a thing in competitive in competitive you go up against like anybody
Do some sweats, huh exactly all right
I'm going to be that is not better
No, no, no because in premier you only play against people that are at your level once you get a
at least. Yeah, but you get to improve your skill here. Yeah, but I'm like 37 years old.
I got bigger problems. Yeah, we're not getting any better. We just got to hold where we are.
your 40. Bombs long. Bombs long. Oh, keep shooting them in the shoulder. One cat. Orange
just got this on the flank for sure oh orange my king
good stuff right the fuse the fuse before they get the credit just press
I can't I can't I just press it on it. There you go
Let's go
They're calling her the goat they're calling her the goat spraying over the MP7. Oh a little trade-up. Okay. We'll trade them
She took that guy's from awesome took my from us
No, I'll give you the phone also. I'll give you the phone us
How'd that drop again?
Uh, G.
Hey, how can you swap the MP7 that you ripped heads with for the FAMAS with no skin on it?
I gotta get my original gun, which is always willsy-pussy.
Excuse me?
That's my gun's name.
I got one step B.
I
You hold there Kate I'll go meet and see if that bombs be to be okay rebe
Oh gosh
Wow, that's steps man.
Oh shit, sorry.
Refuse that.
Get set.
Refuse.
Ah!
I thought I could kill him.
Okay, these guys literally might be at our level.
These guys might be at our level.
That's not true, that's not true, that's not true.
Alright, here we go.
All right, here we go.
No, I meant it in like a, I meant it in an insulting way.
I'm with a little umpy, why not?
You know what?
It feels pretty good to be top of the leaderboard,
to be honest with you.
Sure, it feels better to win.
It's early, it's early.
Flash is long.
They've killed me wrong.
You got this orange.
Oh.
Sounds like they're all fake.
That's not orange with the up.
Ooh.
Oh no.
Hey, can I hit the F button real quick?
Oh, I mean that's honestly that's a flex the azimov m m4a4
See a scientist
He was shot. Hey
Shot like damaged in 78 to
Hey, I force all they get guys
No more mr. Nice guy
Know what I mean. Yeah, yeah
You guys gonna see the new Mario movie, I haven't even seen the old Mario movie brother really yeah
That's a little surprising for being such a Nintendo guy
Oh, sorry Dan. Oh, you're right
Kate have you seen the Mario movie what?
I don't hear any footsteps I think they're some business long lots of footsteps long
Let's go around there
How long you mean jump on the boxes cat I'm with you
You take nice calls hey cat. All right Kate. How can we ever see in the Mario movie?
Cuz there's a Mario movie
I would also say like our kid was like two when it came out or something and then
Like I was like 35
So it's kind of like it's nestled in that huge delta between two and 35 I think is where like the target audience was
What do you mean you wouldn't show up to the theater and watch the Mario movie with a toad hat on being like
Um, I would if I was like eight
eight or 50.
I got you all air again.
There's one in the doors for sure.
I got two through doors.
The bomb is there too.
Nice.
I'm coming.
Have you seen the Mario movie?
That's the first thing we should.
Yes, I've seen it a bunch of times.
It's a bunch of times.
Too long.
Oh, you let him you let him believe that he had a chance for a second
Okay, this is for you you drop this
Dude I need to get my my spray game up
Can't be letting another player in Counter Strike get my wife a crown spray.
Oh, they smoked my Molly at long doors.
And be quiet.
Kay, you're pretty... Kay, when's the last time you played Counter Strike?
I
Play with four in last week, I think
Is there somebody you forgot they come here come here come here is there somebody you forgot that was also there last Friday
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm fighting
They're all behind the door.
Not for long, bro.
What is here?
Two down Xbox.
You little rat!
You're a rat!
Let's go!
You're a rat!
Get a knife stop, man!
Good round, good round.
All right, nice.
Wait, wait, these guys are at our level.
They feel so nice.
Holy cow!
Kate, what's Ryan making you for lunch today?
What do you mean?
I already threw fire in there.
Oh shit, it's excited.
She's always welcome to have some chicken potato.
just a plain chicken breast with a baked potato right you look forward to that
match one cat one cat
fuck
y'all they're here at B one B not anymore
you go fast
I got a kid. Don't worry. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. I can't see. Acorat site. Get him. Get
him. I defuse defuse. Where is it? It's right there. Wow. Here's a kid. You take these.
I think everyone had a kick.
Let's go!
Oh!
Faggin!
Faggin you!
Faggin you!
The two other hands on baby.
Yes, dude.
Now they rush A because they're going to be tilted.
Dude, we're so rich.
Kate, what's the last concert you and Ryan Gary went to together?
He's doing the interview.
Every round is a new interview.
Concert? We went to a concert. I went to a concert.
Final Fantasy one?
No! Stray Kids!
What's Stray Kids?
Oh, the other kids with the pump up kids in the pun.
Nothing, a feat.
What kind of music is Stray Kids?
Kpop.
Oh, Kpop. Okay, I got you.
down long do you know the dances if you ask nicely maybe okay for that alright one
cat oh my god I water shoot what they had an ace I almost had the ace I'm feeling
myself bro excuse me oh man that you have to get my god where is it right under
your feet three steps back guys a gas emos yeah I got you I got you yes yes
Don't get it
It's much better than riots. Oh my stat track is popping off that gun got four kills this round
Oh my god, I thought it was that corner that might be like a gun out situation when you're taking the site
holy cow he had a kit it's the best day of my life I don't mind assisting so
mr. ghosts can win damn counter-strike might be good guys it's the only
gas man you put the bat signal out a couple people like hey you want to get
one in get one in get one in
they're saying you can't jump peak well welcome to silver to buddy
he he
how we feel about slay this player too
can't wait brother can't wait
oh flashed
i mean
maybe coming from the back
I'll leave it, buddy.
Oh, that's you. That's purple.
You rat, there's one BTons lower.
Kate, Cam's on you.
Kate, can I get a knife flex, Earthwick?
Daniel, Daniel, shh.
Okay, sorry.
Oh!
Baby.
Gotta go, go.
Yeah, I'm hearing Apollo in my head.
There's no time!
There's no time!
Oh!
Oh double rats
You think they made League of Legends after Counter-Strike meaning like they just copied it
I'd like you to more explicitly state your thesis
Okay mid lane a lane B lane
Okay, so this is like the League of Legends map
Yes, I see what you're saying and then cat is like the secret shop
played league before I never but they changed the genre of games at FPS it's
snooze clicky man has a point man has a point and they sell skins too right
that's true but they did a radical departure because the skins are worth
nothing I think they're gonna come up be I hear steps
Flash B.
Yeah, BBB.
Nice Molly, whoever threw it.
Eat that, K-pop, yeah, there you go.
We're swagged up.
1v5, they can't touch us.
Bomb dropped.
What?!
Nice!
Two damage, two damage for a kill.
I
Be Russian tech nines. No trust me bro go long
Well, really? Yeah?
Okay, just run straight through those doors with your gun out. I'm gonna flash
When you go through the first set of doors, you're not gonna get blinded. They're all gonna go blind
I'll be your meat shield bro loves the long a flash you always volunteer for that. Let's go
Okay, they're all pit they're all pit I bet
No, it's my brother the second bit
Get faded one on site then gives me a second mate
As I'm as I'm in
Well just watching her back the last one CT bro
Literally I dropped I dropped him if my teammate doesn't put his head up on the box
That was the greatest trigger discipline you're ever gonna see
If my teammate doesn't put his head up on the box, that's that's a kill right there
That was a good discipline what are we doing? Same play I do you got to go same play on
that one okay holy bro this is a this is a game this is a damn game blood pumping no fear
are you gonna hit that flashing it now you know that's a dumb question you know he's
They're just having that flash.
Summit's in the pit.
Good kill, Purple. Good kill.
I'll smoke crossers.
Two cars good.
Crossers lit.
One on site.
Nice. Good pop, man. I'm planta.
I'm gonna smoke Cat.
Oh!
Where they at? Where they at?
Long.
Long.
I
Then you got the you got the gun you got the dog for it go for it then
Wait, so I'm gonna take his head off one tap
Here's to make a move we'll just wait him out. Oh my god
Eat that and spray down kill
You didn't drop this
There we go good calls good calls. This is the greatest day of my life
Run run it straight back run it straight back they can't
You got that Nolan Ryan flash you already know what's coming even though I'm first it's over
Your first man first yeah, I get ready
Oh
No summits in the pit. Let's go purple. Let's go. I'm flashing over
I'm gonna smoke the cross double smoke the cross
Okay, two are down ones on site
I do know where it was bro looking it was
I think it was in the wall I saw that chat too
The dude I killed was just facing the concrete I don't know man
This is what Justin feels like all the time man
That's so crazy that's so creepy
Holy sherion
We go again we go again they can't stop us long bro
You think they're punching mouses right now? What do you think they're doing?
By the keys flying in the air? They're all probably under the influence but I'll
take it man. I'll take it. You got that flash? Of course.
Oh don't do that! I'm just trying to tell my role. Give me another one. They screwed up
They're smoking through their molly
One blue car one blue car you flash over I flashed myself
So we get blue car now yep, he's done on site though. Yeah, I'm sorry to on site
They got so much you till man that call us the mob out here we go boys
Blue plant a blue plant a I'll cover you there's one now back site corner
Show yourself for you show one another
You jerk
That's a problem sir. Oh, that's a Christ. I'm a crazy peak. Oh
I just mean we get we get an extra one one more one more game to play one more game to play
Oh, that's beautiful.
Hey, do you feel the adrenaline flowing, Kate?
This is competition.
You like it, Kate.
No.
No?
All right, all right, hold on.
Let me rephrase that.
Kate, are you enjoying yourself?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's a good game.
Anyone else want to call?
Anyone else want to call?
No, no, you call it.
Let's play picks this time.
Oh, OK, you want to play picks?
All right, team.
fix fix fix fix
that they'll make him think we're going long
and with a brain destroyer
who flashed us
get them to move to settle
said when did they'll get that a case that pocket watching our computer
when is he got it and it's good enjoy it
one down car
uh... i think it's a sight
on behind us
i got a moment bangham
who
the
all no all no oh my god fire
okay it's a really good look we get a couple for free
with a sandwich to keep a debate the grenade in a cheek
i think i ate a lot there
you guys are rush be your saveron
rush be mr. ghosty be a
don't stop for nothing
hold W
let's do this purple
bro drop this deagle
flash out get ready
they call him the flasher
well okay we probably might want to wait this one out then
That's just, just hold, just hold for pics. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ah, yeah.
Is he mad?
I'm not mad, I'm not mad, I'm not mad.
Can I put the door?
The jump on Xbox with nobody covering me is a crazy play though.
I'm just, I'm not mad, but that's a crazy play.
play I don't have anything I can I don't know where the bomb is
wrapping
she's got bombs she's going to be
Okay stream sniper 100%
Dane's got one scared on cat
Yes man, yes
I'm just trying, I'm just trying.
What the hell?
Awww.
They had covered.
They had it covered.
Got money? I need money?
Looking a little light maybe half by or as they call it in the business by for next
Don't worry. We go long that's the play
Okay, wait wait out there. They're gonna molly long then we're gonna do our flash trap
Now we're gonna do it right away here come the flashes
On summer in the pit
I
Was pit there seems clear one on site
smoking mid
Okay, there's room
One CT
Good trade good trade we got ours you rats
He's lit on the box
I would have just let him kill me.
Work picks mid, mid picks.
I don't know, I've lost confidence as IGL.
Okay, I'm gonna go baby. Oh, at least this right, okay
If maybe we go mid the tons then
Wait like three seconds to smoke one, two, three. Beep
Good smoke bro, good smoke
It smoked us fired us so we'll wait them out and then I'll throw a flash and we'll go in
it's it's just ready let's go all go throw first then you throw okay okay wait
wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait way go
back site nice nice nice teaming nice aiming wait that one out watch it right
behind you kid. Third steps. Oh, I was lancy. I got another one flash flash. Oh, get me out.
Rush rush a through long. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. IGL is back. He's back.
guys out.
Hands up.
Y'all ready for this?
I should look out, look out.
CT. CT, I'm across though.
CT. CT on the cost of. Good plays, guys. Two cat.
Oh, wow. They're just better. They're just better.
jeesh
we got this guys we got this
this is what we find out we're made of
we're made of
dig in
guys I'm just gonna say
long's our play
long long has never steered us wrong
I'm with you, I'll hang in
except that one time so we're like in there made or three you're gonna flash
me in of course of course I'm through there's no one here check some it's pit
though
I'm going to smoke the cross.
Watch this one blue car, watch this one blue car, I need more.
I'm going to smoke cat if I can.
Oh, bomb's down already bro, bomb's down.
Smoke cat.
I'll smoke CT.
I'll smoke the bomb apparently.
That's that's my wife's side my bed
I'm watching long and CT
Good shot good shot fire fire oh
Again again
Nice
We take those boys we take those
Hey, don't buy it. You could you could press B and pick up your AK from the ground
G how what are you doing? Where is it press B and then just look at maybe somebody else snagged it already. I'll buy for you
It's on the ground I'm this guy
I'm on purple ass. Look at that. Who cares? They say the galley's bad. I say it's a problem
exist between hand and gun okay there's one out there on cat
I
Think be I like that. Oh, yeah, you know damn
Well, yeah, friends
It's not I wouldn't rely on your purple for too much
Oh
You didn't drop this
Nice one more close it out
That's all we need bro. I mean, you know my call you know my call
Rige eow in it. Oh
You know my call
Think the hesitation threw him off there a little bit we have a little delay
We hold W
Brush the smoke we take it
Just
I'm gonna take out some of it some of it
Good Molly holy cow orange burned them
Smoking the crossers or double smokers
Crazy sprays to left watch cat
Okay, I can suck on some of that.
Yeah, take some more, you two.
Take some more, you two.
One more.
Wait, hold on.
Is that long?
Purple's got a long one.
It's not long.
One cat.
They're done, bro.
They're done.
They can't hold long.
They can't beat us long!
Let's go!
Yeah!
Let's go!
Yeah!
Nicely done!
That's what Counter Strike can be like.
Oh!
Holy cow!
GGs, quick case before Slice Fire?
No, because if I buy any, they'll put my address on the screen.
Good games, man!
Dude, dude.
So insulting that they put us in silver two after that, too.
I mean, that's at least the silver three performance minimum.
And a price check guess on Slay this player, too.
Twenty nine ninety nine.
Canadian.
Twenty four ninety nine USD.
Oh, thirty two.
That was like Canadian.
That was fun. I'm glad we got that in.
Later. Later.
I'm going to go to the right.
I see you can't see alright.
See you.
See you.
That was good.
That was good.
Oh man.
That was good.
Oh man.
That was good.
I know you're saying that the game is out.
And you are right.
I'm installing it as we speak.
This is Apollo, you're here, this is so you, someone has a name that's as good as dog that
sounds like a human and their message, the only message you've ever seen them write is
Slay the Spire 2 just came out and you're playing this, Slay the Spire 2 just came
out and I'm playing Slay the Spire 2, bro, also like who did you steal that name from
because the name is funny and your message is just like it has horrible vibes man.
I get that your message is a joke but it's a joke about video games which is basically
like I don't know bro.
Screw attack is that way.
Screw attack is that way.
I made the pinball game don't flame.
You're a period artist and you're in here talking like you're one of the rabble.
That's so insulting to me.
You're supposed to be a creator of things that elevate human consciousness and you're
in here making screw attack jokes.
That seems crazy to me.
They have got control in?
I didn't know. They didn't know. They didn't know. Okay.
They have a skinship post too, but they signed the same contract
of the typical chatter. That's all I'm saying.
Okay, I think it's out. I think it's out and it's downloaded. Could this be an inverted
rebirth situation where I'm the only person who's currently able to play Slay This By
or two steam broke not for me bro
holy cow it's the greatest day of my life I got a change of directory ASAP bro
the store broke I can't give them my money oh I knew it took 12 years for the
shooted me on the other foot, but oh boy, what happened? Farming, farming you.
Hey everyone, Slay the Spire 2 is out. Let's get it going. I'm not gonna hit you
with a rig of Merold to start this off. I guess we'll be playing as the iron
clad. It looks like this is your first time playing Slay the Spire. Okay, that's
a little bit insulting to a beast like me, but you know what, I will take a
brief tutorial regardless. I'll have you know I've beaten Ascension 20 with all
characters on my phone on a Disney cruise like 10 times okay. Select a room to
travel to of course. I'm familiar with this. They'll know our ways as if
born to them. Defeat enemies by playing cards from your hands. Play defensive
cards to game block. During your turn you can observe enemies in tents okay. We
got Nibbit. He attends to attack for 12. I'm a simple kind of animal. He
He attends to attack for 12, we play 3 defense.
12 damage on the first turn is kind of crazy.
You're attacking for 6, that's a defend and a bash in this household.
What are you doing this to?
You're powering up.
If there's no cards, your discard pile is shuffled into your draw pile.
This enemy intends to use a buff.
Get smashed bro.
Okay, we need to do 27 damage, that's 3 strikes.
And we have 3 strikes, look at that.
and burning blood didn't even have to be used. 20 gold, add a card to your deck,
set up strike, deal 7 damage, gain 2 strength, one cost card that adds 2
vulnerable, or a blood wall, lose 2 HP and gain 16 block. Okay that's kind of
swag to be honest, but also tremble seems kind of amazing, and then upgraded
apply 3 vulnerable, but then all I mean gain 2 strength this turn, this
This would be a 799.
That's like a 25 damage perfect turn.
Honestly, I'm the type of beast
that takes a tremble in a situation like this,
believe it or not.
And then let me look at the board.
I'm a sucker for an early shot, bro.
Let's get as much money as possible before that shot.
12, what do you do?
You give us a status card.
You're gonna do four damage.
It looks like you may have thorns at some point.
going to do three damage. I'm a simple type of man. To me this is a double strike, wipe
out an enemy, get you in a position to kill next turn, tank the three damage. To me this
is a take six unfortunately. Realizing I shouldn't have played tremble last turn. 11 damage,
of those? A slime is nothing to me. Bro, hearing this different music while playing Slavis
Byers seems like so backwards to me. This doesn't feel right. What is up with this full orchestra
music that's happening right now? Maybe it's the 120 Hertz. Power cards apply a buff when
I could have told you that. Okay, breakthrough seems like that's my card right there.
Lose 1 HP, 9 damage to all enemies. That's a given for a beast like me. A.O.E. seems important.
You're going to apply a debuff to me. Honestly, a lot of people hate drawing 2 defense and 3
strikes, but I like it because it makes your turn easy. I've been shrunken. While Shrinker
beedle is alive your attacks deal 30% less damage. Okay well I'll just tank all the
damage you're sending out there I'll kill you next turn I'm not gonna get too
concerned about it. Take one of those bro. You got a potion for me? You do! They
still do 20 damage okay iron wave dismantle. Deal 8 damage if it's
vulnerable hit twice or deal 17 and exhaust the top card of your draw pile.
I want aid damage if it's vulnerable hits twice. That's a big deal for a beast like me, bro
You spot an enormous shambling beast chased off an injured green bird in the alcove the bird fled from us
You know how much I respectfully inspire I'm reading the events instead of just going what which one should I take?
Which one should I should I take in the alcove the bird fled from a single unguarded egg lies abandoned your stomach girdles
Gurgles I should say give me the bird on us egg and then let's hatch it at a rest site, bro
Proceed my shopkeeper we got a sword boomerang gain an additional five block
from defend cards you'll 12 damage retain your hand when you apply vulnerable draw
card I mean I see the play there let's see what these are retain your hand on
the first turn Ludvile strawberry if you exhausted a card this turn gain
3 energy? Holy cow. By the rug? I must be stupid. I don't know what you mean. By the rug? Are
you talking about this thing right here? Are you talking about the thing that all the
items are on? New potions too? Draw a card at the start of your next three turns. Draw
additional card the nother sale tag is gone oh I get it now I get it now sorry
guys I'm a different kind of beast I cut a strike from the deck that's just the
kind of guy I am enchanted card with sewn the first time it's played this
combat gain energy or heal nine and upgrade a card I mean enchanting a card
is new, bro. First time you play this card, each combat gain energy. I mean that does seem kind
of interesting, bro. Let's throw that on a on a tremble. Unknowingly, the sapphire seed that
attaches to you spiritually, thankful of your hard work. I am skipping the reading already.
What can I say to that own self be true, bro?
Inkl it
Three two by three. Oh, we're gonna tremble you
Hit you with something like that. Oh, they have a freaking they had some kind of ability that made it so that they didn't take as much damage from the first attack
There's nothing else we would have done anyway, that's still pretty good
Dismantle eight damage if they're vulnerable hit him twice
keep their heads ringing. This ain't the Dan Globe and Mail. Ain't that the truth, brother?
Ain't that the truth? We gotta turn on fast animations immediately. 12 damage to all enemies costs
one less for each attack played this turn. I'm gonna shrug it off stand. I'm not afraid to
to say it man. I'm gonna hatch my Burdonna's egg as long as you guys don't mind. At a
rest site you can stop and take a breather. Bird swoop. Zero cost you 14 damage.
Okay. Okay. The Mahler. Aren't you a composer? Okay, back me up on that one. We shrug it
off for sure. I'll be simple on this one. I'll just play 14 damage and take
I mean one health lost means nothing, but I do have a bird in front of me now. That's that's freaking sick man
Mahler, oh, and he runs out of me doesn't I wonder if like a bird tip will accompany you in battles
I wonder if it takes damage somehow two turns
What do we draw him next turn tremble? I
Think you play a defend we might have to wait two turns to kill you though
That's very interesting bro
Two vulnerable shrug it off. We kill you next turn for sure
Steams down I can't buy it
Skill difference, what can I say it feels good to be on the other side of it for once and I will not be gracious about it
Vulnerable is really good for us man. I think this might be a thunderclap situation even though I'm a rage enjoyer
Let's see what we've got. What's inside? A relic! Gorgon!
On ironically, Slay the Spire taught me like seven new words.
I wouldn't have known about the Anchoridion. I wouldn't have known about Kunai.
I wouldn't have known about Mangos if it weren't for that game.
I'm excited because this is going to teach me some more words.
At the start of each combat game, four plating, okay, that's extra armor.
What the hell?
Burdanas?
Burdanas, I feel like I should just, can I just give you your kid back and get like a
cool relic or something?
Get thunder claps, get shrugged, obviously.
Then we get you with a little bird swoop, catch you with one of these.
Two strength, if we're going to use it, we should have used it earlier.
That's not bad, y'all.
Don't think you have to lose a plating after that. That's okay.
At the end of its turn gains one strength.
Get trembled on.
Obviously you're going to get dismantled.
And then I think because you have too vulnerable, give me a strike and a breakthrough. I can live with that.
And then you're actually in fire potion range.
Don't look kid, don't look.
Block potion. Fire!
Thirty-two damage.
gain energy at the start of each turn
gain eight block in another eight block if you've exhausted a car this turn
honestly the for me this is a bloodion and bloodion with tremble is a craze you
get for us bro
if you can if you can get bloodion tremble
and bird soup on the first turn
you got an incredible thing going on
all day and animations and everything
You think about everything, don't you, bro?
Hmm, okay, okay.
Accurator, aggressive.
You intend to block on your turn.
You scare me more than anybody,
but because we have a bludgeon, here's what I'm thinking.
I think we tremble you.
Number one priority kill you this turn.
And then next turn, I'm not even worried about you
because we have a bludgeon.
I forgot about the fact that we had plating to begin with.
Bludgeon does 43 damage.
15 damage just kills you.
This is why you take a Bludgeon and you upgrade it in Act 1.
It's the easiest play you'll ever make.
It's the Ironclad, right?
Well, I'm making YouTube shorts, or I'm
going to become a Slay the Spire 2 expert.
It's happening.
I do love all three of these cards from Slay the Spire 1.
Upper cut's really good.
I'm worried we're a little too, I mean, it's
Ascension 0, I guess, so it may not matter.
But I do love that this is a great card. We might have a little too much damage.
True grit upgraded is really nice to exhaust trash and I mean draw three
cards actually seems like it's gonna be the most fun at the very least.
Because we do have a little first-turn combo set up if we can draw all of our
pieces. It's like we love to play a shrug it off. We love to play a battle
trance after that and then be unable to play our bludgeon. But you know
What blessed are the forgetful because they get the better even of their bludgeon's grow right that down write that down
Dismantle if it's vulnerable hit him twice
Unnecessary my bad inefficient play y'all
Inefficient play what does upgrading bludgeon do it goes from 32 damage to 42 damage
If I may say something, if you're new to Slay the Spire, you can save yourself a lot of heartache.
And I learned this lesson first hand over like thousands of hours of people telling it to me,
and then me not listening because I thought I knew more than them.
You might, you may find yourself doing the same thing that I always did,
which is forget about the best cards in the game, just go for synergies.
In Slay the Spire 1, oh my God, I'm the greatest player of all time.
In slay this fire one
Synergies are fun, but they're not the strongest thing you can do the strongest thing that you can do as the ironclad is hit an enemy really really hard
Whirlwind does six damage to all enemies times three. It doesn't quite get everybody dead anything else. We got yeah, bro
We got this too
Infection if this is in your hand take three damage I wouldn't worry about all that bro
Ornamental fan 3 attacks gives you 4 block, this is the greatest day of my life.
Flame barrier is really good.
Xenaron, congratulations.
Xenaron, are you in the chat?
I just saw you pop up on Steam.
Yes, I got it in.
Yeah, I was able to buy it.
Xenaron is the second person on earth who can play Slay this by or two.
those six damage draw cards until you draw a non-attack.
Actually crazy, you know what?
We're gonna try it out.
I'm not gonna worry too much about deck construction
on the tutorial run of the game.
After I do this, they're probably like,
lovely Momo, lovely Momo's now playing
so I just buy her two, she's in.
That means I gotta win fast,
but they might be like, hey,
you beat the tutorial, restart your run.
So, just looking at some of our upgrades here.
Four extra damage, 13 damage to all enemies is crazy.
Tremble applies more vulnerability not necessary right now. I think you just go for the AOE, bro.
Gaven, I bought 60 cases in the last 20 days. You just spin up another server, bro. Spin up another server.
Let's run the numbers. You only have to run the numbers once and then never run them again.
9 damage plus 26 damage is 35 damage this is 43 damage but this also gives us
one extra turn of vulnerability on the next turn I think we hit you with this
plus oh it decremented your slippery they were the right play by accident huge
huge you're doing seven damage until next turn prevents oh that's just block
I see honestly I'm a different kind of beast on this one I don't think we need
to burn the block potion. Give me the energy potion instead for the time being.
Why do you have a bird with you? I hatched his egg at the rest site.
I want this. Thank you for that. This is a great turn maybe for the block potion. We'll draw until
we draw a non-attack, which happened immediately, but that's fine because it gave us more draw anyway.
Okay, I'm going to use my block potion, and I'm going to extend your vulnerability and
hit you again we've almost made it through slippery I just got to act to
bro slow down you're making me look bad okay 27 damage what the what the heck
dang easelings now playing Slay this by are too huge
honestly we need to bust through slippery it sounds like a counter strike callout
cause it is. I did that in the wrong order. I can live with that. Why was it Christmas
music for a second? Blame Christopher Columbus. Not the explorer, although that's usually
a safe bet. I'm talking about the guy who made Home Alone. Because now, whenever you
hear some shit from Tchaikovsky, you're gonna say this sounds like a Christmas movie.
Hey, you bought it for damn?
Honestly, being positioned in Vancouver has been huge today.
For some reason, we have better access to the Steam servers.
Vulnerable wears off, that's no good.
I'm gonna say vulnerable wears on, and we're just gonna race you because at Ascension
1, you get all your life back anyway.
At least you didn't slay this buyer one.
And let's let the bird get the kill shot, bro.
Epoch discovered under my head.
Primal Force.
Transform all attacks in your hand into giant rock.
One cost 16 damage.
Demon form, of course.
And then thrash.
four damage twice exhaust the random card in your hand and added
damage to this card okay a lot of the I mean demon form is great
these sound cool bro these sound really cool
transform all attacks in your hand into giant rock
let's try it maybe we'll find a rock synergy I don't know
It's the first round of the game. You gotta do something cool, bro.
Oh, a visitor. What can Tez Katara do for you? All strikes get Tez Katara's ember,
costs zero and gains eternal, cannot be removed from your deck.
That's bad because our zero cost strikes will become one cost
rocks. Replace the Act 2 map with a single special path, or at the start of your turn,
Exhaust the top card of your draw pile and gain one strength
No, they won't read it
Enchant all oh can't be transformed. I see you raise a good point
Costs zero and gains a turn. I don't know if we want to have zero costs six damage strikes though with no real strength gain
I'm gonna go single special path man and just see what see what the world holds for us
You're gonna apply afflictions on my cards, bro
Decidedly not okay
Prize to escape after five turns and will attack for 17 damage
You're trembled upon
One more attack gives us four block
I'm willing to do that do do 10 damage wait wait have we talked about the fact that's oh no
It's because I have one extra strength. I was like what this is the greatest news in history a vulnerable strike does 10 damage instead of 9
I got to go back to the actuarial tables, but it's because we got one extra strength
I was literally like this is a seismic shift in this video game. I thought I thought the world had changed
Well, this is better off not as a rock
Everything else is better off as a rock. Let's just I got it. They gotta see the animation bro
There is no animation. That's okay. It's early access
weak potion take your stolen card back one second
Oh, do you think we could have we could game this enemy into stealing cards that we don't want and then not get them back
This has shattering ramifications on strategy
Um, I mean sword boomerang is good with the strength up no doubt about that
end with vulnerability to be fair. BodySend doesn't really work for this deck as of right now, but it
is only Act 2. And then Headbutt? I don't even know what I would do with Headbutt to be honest.
I'm sorry to say, this is the first, it's the first skip of the game for me, but we're definitely
going to take our whirlwind back. Skipping is actually the most base thing you can do in Save
Aspire. That's the other thing. Okay, I'm not going to give you my shrug it off. I'm going to
lose 3 HP in randomize.
Trembled is removed from your deck, non-negotiable.
Take my HP.
Defend is removed from your deck?
Yeah, I can live with that.
I can live with that any day of the week.
What do you do?
If your attacks are fully blocked, you become stunned.
That's tough for me to do, to be honest with you.
Or is it, bro?
It literally wasn't tough to begin with, I think, but that's okay.
We have two...
Yeah, you're going to become stunned because your attack is going to be fully blocked.
The only question is, do I want to also put up more?
I think the answer is yes.
And then you know what?
I mean, the strikes just get a lot better as a result of that.
Let's just go ahead and smack you good.
Huge.
You're doing nothing this turn.
That's actually devastating for you.
The reason is devastating for you bro. Next turn we're literally going to draw
a bludgeon and then your life's over.
Boom. A lot of people were sleeping on bludgeon. They thought, oh you don't even
need bludgeon anymore. Guess what?
Bloodletting. I mean more energy is nice. I don't like this card as the game
gets more difficult, but I might be stupid. It's been suggested.
Innate power add a copy of the third attack you play each turn into your hands
The only thing is like I don't have the energy to play all these rocks man
But how could juggling not have a synergy with something shaped like a ball oh
Getting yourself an extra bird you're a damn genius
That's why I keep you around chat
You're a damn genius
Why can't I upgrade juggling was it was it pre-upgraded? Oh it was pre-upgraded with innate makes perfect sense
Giant Rock Plus does more damage. I mean let me just be honest with you. I'm a simple man
Upgrading your rares oftentimes ends up being a good decision
It's an awful lot of damage reduce all damage taken and
end HP lost by exoskeleton to nine hard to kill all damage taken in HP lost
skeleton to my exoskeleton to nine
get vulnerable I'm gonna go for the juggling anyway and then I was accepted
this turn sucks, but we have a potion. It's an awfully gross looking bug. Yeah, that's
one of the worst I would say. I think you're cooking with that one, Kate, to be honest with
you. We want you to be our third attack. The only thing is, I don't think I can play
three attacks this turn, bro. Bless me, by the way. Excuse me. You got buffs. So
But you're looking a little spooky.
I'm thinking you got to get- Oh, you know what?
Rocks aren't even that good for us.
Nor is the bird for that matter.
But you got to die this turn if possible.
So I'll bird you.
Well, maybe wait on that.
It being zero costs will be nice.
Ah, I can't wait on that.
OK, Primal Force.
Oh my god, I hit the bird with it, of course.
OK, this is a horrible turn for me.
I should have played the bird for zero, even though it
wouldn't have been juggled.
At least it doesn't turn my bird into a rock though.
Throw the passive. What do you want me to do? Hit them for less?
I don't have that option.
It's this 10, so 9 is about where we want it. You're all dead. You're all dead. It's that easy.
That's why you get whirlwind.
Frapple. Whenever you gain block this turn, deal 5 damage to an enemy.
It's like a temporary jug or not.
Twin strikes, all right.
Palma strikes pretty good.
I need to figure out what I'm going to do for defense,
though, man.
I have so little defense in the deck.
I'm going to be a different type of fella, upgrade to shrug it off.
Enchant an attack with corrupted.
Deal 50% more damage, but lose 2 HP, bro.
A two cost bludgeon to do 50% more damage
that also does 50% more damage
when we have vulnerability,
which is the whole theme of our deck.
Oh, that's crazy.
End of relic, coated in goo.
First time you lose HP, draw three cards, that's my win con, bro!
Remove two strikes, add an ultimate strike.
Or remove two defense, add an ultimate defend.
That's crazy, man.
Let me take a peek here.
I think we have to cut two strikes to get a better strike.
Although, I'm up two mines, let me tell you my two mines, okay?
we want better defense but I'm I was gonna say no no I think we remove the
strikes or sorry I think we remove the defense because we can already
transform our strikes into ultimate strikes via the rock unfortunately I
think it's just better in both ways it's just not as good as I'd like it to be
but we do need to we need to get more good defensive cards at the start of
each combat draw two additional cards now this is a streamer copy bro this
is a streamer copy. Random power or zero cost card? Give me zero cost card. Rage? Could be
worse. And we've got 500 gold for the damn shop. Holy cow. Okay, let's take a look.
Exhaust all non-attent. No, we can't play this. We do, I think we want a flame barrier.
That's gonna help us out.
Stampede, it is a bird. At the start of your, at the end of your turn, one random attack in
your hand is played against an enemy. Actually kind of awesome if we can't afford to play
bludgeon. For a little light on energy, so you know what? Give me a, give me a venerable
tea set to smooth out our energy concerns. At least a little bit. And then I'd still
kind of basic strike bro get it out of there this it tends to attack you for
three damage seven times okay I missed the part where that's my problem I'm
pretty sure that I just have to hit you for 64 damage whenever you're hit by
an attack at a days in your draw pile. I'm pretty sure I'm gonna hit you for 64
damage. Yeah, that seems like the play. But we took damage so we got to draw cards
as well. Okay, very nice. 6-7, 18 cards. Okay, we love a rage for 0. You're doing
18 damage. I think you don't play Primal Force. I'm sad to say. I think you just play Bash
Defend. Live your life. And then get trembled upon. And then I know, I know my, oh, we didn't
play juggling. Never mind. I was like, we play our bird last. Still a good turn. We're
We're gonna have like 50 days on our next turn though.
You're doing 28 damage, not even a problem.
Draw three additional cards.
Oh, it's over for you, buddy.
You get palm all struck.
And look at that, I've got infinite options, bro.
Don't even have to use my potion.
Colorless potion, meal ticket.
Whenever you enter a shop, heal 15.
They added an easy mode.
16 damage to all enemies at the start of your turn plays from your exhaust pile so this is 16 damage
Every turn forever, which is kind of sick
Rupture obviously has it has some plays for us. I think we go rupture
23 cards everyone gets self-conscious about having a thick deck in this game
I've lived with in my whole life
So it's not even a problem for a beast like me that being said I would like to make something cost one
Stampede costing one seems big for us
This enemy intends to attack for eight this enemy intense if other segments are still alive revives in two turns with 25 HP
Okay, so we got to kill all the all of them at once. I understand this
We have five energy on our turn. So you're gonna you're definitely gonna play juggling
Unless I just kill you
This very nearly well, you know what like I'm I
Thought about getting two bird swoops, but actually I love the way this looks right here and then just doing that
And then I would just I mean maybe we get a zero cost card that does something for us here, but
this is a huge turn for us bro I was gonna I don't I don't get to play
anything
anchors really good start each combat with ten block first time you gain block
double the amount of shield we're just not built for that that's a skip we got
But we got to start thinking about the future, not just about the present.
Any two cost cards that could cost one, I don't think so.
Give me, give me, honestly, I kind of like the idea of an ultimate defense.
I'm learning so much right now.
Kate, literally, like if I'm not working out in the morning when we're on vacation,
this is what I'm doing.
And I'm still kind of bad at the game.
So you could find like a better sensei for sure.
like this this this is kind of my love language right here you're gonna give me
six status cards it's kind of a lot let me think about this for for just a
moment I think I love the idea of playing both powers
you're not vulnerable give me a colorless potion that maybe can make you
vulnerable. Put a skill from your draw pile into your hand. Yes, okay, now we're talking.
Give me secret technique, play it, put tremble in my hand, give you the vulnerability, it
also gives us energy. Dismantle means you're going to get hit twice. Breakthrough means
we get hurt which draws three cards which I would consider acceptable. And then is this
our third attack? I think so. I don't really want another thunder clap. Maybe transform
our relatively bad attacks into rocks and then hit you for 31 damage to the rock which
gives us another rock. Okay. Holy cow. And it played a rock from our hand because of
our other power. That was crazy. Frantic escape. Get further away. Increase sand pit by one.
Increase the cost of this card by one. Oh my God. In four turns you'll be eaten and
die. That's literally, if I may, that's literally the next guy's problem. I don't have three
attacks which is devastating. I think we want to play this, this, rupture, defend, pass turn.
We still have three turns. Do we have three attacks? I mean you have to play this.
It'd be nice to get vulnerability first.
There will be no vulnerability.
Are we guaranteed to draw a frantic escape? Yes, okay. Has to be played. Let the power play it.
That's a good point. I could have played all my other attacks and then it would have been
forced to select it. Or at least even a 50% chance would be worth talking about. I think you
You have to play a frantic escape.
We always have a potion.
Oh that's not a health potion, bro.
Still 22 damage, pretty solid.
No way that was stupid.
I should have left the rock in the fucking hand, bro.
Forced you to play a pillage, at least.
Don't kill me this turn.
I've learned the error of my ways.
20 damage that doesn't kill us. No, no, no, you can't kill us and we don't die this turn
even if we
Do this so you are going to battle trance
rage is big
We want to add another copy of bird swoop to our hand. We'd like to force you to play giant rock
That gives us strength
That gives us damage this adds another copy to our hands we hit you again
Again, play frantic escape, giant rock kills you.
Boom, it's that simple.
Cinema.
Now we got the loop.
It took me until the final turn,
but now we got the loop.
Double the amount of block gain
on the first block of your turn.
Gain energy at the start of each turn.
Exhaust your hand, deal seven damage.
Okay, fiend fire is a classic,
but it's kind of like, for me,
that's an act one, act two, ult.
Higher energy is sometimes a trap in this game, at least in the first one, but I don't know.
For now, let's do it, bro, especially if we can get it right after a rest site.
Also, we did not heal.
Did you guys notice that we did not heal in between?
Maybe we will hear.
Gain energy at the start of your turn.
Powers cost one more.
you kill an elite upgrade four randoms? Oh, we're full HP now. Good point. That's a good
point. Whenever you kill an elite upgrade four randoms. Holy cow, man. I can't. I can't
not. I can't not upgrading is awesome. And then let's take this. Let's take the path
with the elites. It's the damn shopkeeper, man.
Tend to use a buff. Stampede we've learned.
It's crazy.
Juggling.
I'm stressing on it.
I see two lines.
One line.
Well, first I think no matter what we draw,
even though we won't be able to play pommel,
we didn't get what I wanted after this.
Juggling lets us
Get another bird swoop in there
Stampede seems better long term in that case will stampede and if we if we stampede
I don't want to play juggle because we can't guarantee that it'll work on this turn
I think you play stampede and
Then we hope that you play a bash out of the hand
Big plays. Big fucking plays.
What have you done? Ritual.
Gains 9 strength every turn.
Always start with tremble because it gives us our energy back.
Legend does not kill you, but we don't take too much damage out.
You leave the bludgeon in hand, bro. You leave the bludgeon in hand. It's that simple?
You just play this so the bludgeon is forced to be played.
Oh my god, 96 damage, this is awesome.
And honestly, I love our deck as it is,
although I do love true grit as well.
You know what, we're gonna need some more blocks
at some point, add a true grit
and get it upgraded via the elites.
Hmm, I mean a second stampede,
kinda insane for sure,
The heck is sharp increases the damage on this by three
Haunt Keanu Reeves style. Um, I
Always loved removal don't get me wrong
But at some point we do want oh, we don't really care if cars get turned into giant rocks man
Honestly give me another stampede and cut a strike
I'm not going to worry about what's good later.
Let's worry about what's fun now.
At the start of the player's turn, gain 25 block.
So they're really incentivizing us to kill you on turn one.
Tough for a beast like me to do, to be honest.
But I could still hit you pretty hard.
We have 21 damage coming out.
We have 25 damage on the board.
Honestly, I'm going to slow play this one, unfortunately.
Give me a juggling and then a little bird soup on you.
We're chilling.
My purchase finally went through.
That's a dub.
In this house, that's a dub.
I'm happy to see everyone.
You guys are, oh, you're just getting the act one now?
You're just getting the act one now, huh?
Oh, well, no, one day you'll be there.
One day you'll be there.
Don't worry about it.
Everybody that's a thing in a game like this,
everybody moves at their own pace, OK?
We don't have stampede, which obviously is devastating.
I think this is one of those fucked up situations
you just say, you know what, because this literally leaves you alive with 2 HP, which is trolling.
It's one of those situations where we just say, you being dead is good news for us, and
I'll literally just pass my turn, not even play battle trance.
Easy play for a beast like me.
Play a dismantle, get a strike.
You might say, why not play a dislike?
Maybe dismantle will play for free out of the hands.
Well I think you should consider the end result of that situation and then mine your tongue.
Stampede, Pire, both of these should play from hand and then we get extra block out of
it as a result.
And they did it in the perfect order, bro!
Get on.
I mean upgraded sword boomerang is nice, don't get me wrong.
A second whirlwind, also nice.
It's really hard to not just take upgraded whirlwind, man.
Even though every instinct in my body,
which by the way, I'm using instinct as an insult here,
every instinct in my body is like don't add more cards.
It's the right thing to do.
You rage.
You get your energy back.
I think we just rushed some damage out there. I'm assuming we want to kill
QBEC's constructs as quickly as possible. So let's not do not spend any energy on
that bro. Go straight into the whirlwind. Don't be a fool. What are you? Also, we
need our potion space available. You'll 6 damage if you lost HP draw a card,
rampage or bully. You'll 4 damage, deal 2 more for each additional. Okay, well
It's kind of a horrible play to be honest, but I
Really thought it said sprite
You think the McDonald's CEO had that sprite bro. It was looking so crispy on the table
No, I know you're gonna say no shot, and I think you're right unfortunately
Thunder clamp me. I think I can wipe you. I'm worried about these guys, but I think I can wipe you this turn
and an ultimate defense.
He was scared to eat his own food.
They should literally make me the CEO. I glaze the restaurant all the time
even though people tell me to stop. I believe one time I said
if the Michelin organization wasn't biased it would have three Michelin stars.
Librarian knew.
They knew where I was going with this one.
Can I kill you this turn?
That remains to be seen.
I think you're going to want this.
You're going to want this.
And then you know what?
We don't play battle trance.
We literally want to play this and take the 50-50
that it grabs our bludgeon.
Mission failed, y'all.
You once said McDonald's sprite cures all ailments.
And did I stutter?
Mocked.
It is kind of a health potion.
I also feel like San Pellegrino.
I don't know if it's a health potion,
but I think it's an elixir.
I think it purges debuffs.
McDonald's Sprite gives you HP.
San Pellegrino, if you've been afflicted
with a damage over time, it reduces the stack by one
for every sip.
We don't really exhaust cards.
Otherwise, I'd love to get a little evil eye going here.
I think we skipped, but I'm starting to feel a little scared, but this is where the upgrades could come in.
Mecha Knight.
25 damage turn 1. Little nasty, you know what? Give me the strength early.
We have to, I want to play Pyre, but we have to play Stampede, bro.
I think I play Stampede.
and ultimate defend and then maybe I don't know bro draw something and I was
gonna turn the oh but then just hit this don't don't play this hit this hit this
hit this oh that's big you're gonna give me four
statuses this might this is gonna sound crazy but it's genius play stampede
Don't play anything else. You played two whirlwinds for two or one for two and one for zero
Two whirlwinds for two, bro
Okay, now things are looking a little spicy
The burns ain't that bad, but they're gonna add up that's the problem here, so we definitely
definitely want our energy back. We definitely want to pommel you. Definitely want to play
this. Making you vulnerable is something, but I think I'm more of like a strike, play
true grit. It's very likely to hit a burn, and then you're guaranteed to get your bash
for free anyway. 40 damage. 40 damage, a little nasty with it for sure. Let me get a thunder
clap into a pillage, play your strike, then a bludgeon is forced to be played, and we
will still live.
And you're not going to attack this turn, which is swell.
Yes, dude.
Hmm.
I mean, I don't mind taking this two damage.
I honestly think the best play, I do have two stampedes, you're right.
I don't think you worry about the strength.
I think you just played the whirlwind for an extra 11 damage.
And then the, oh, the potion finishes the job, bro, yes.
Or maybe it doesn't need to finish the job.
Because we just hit you with one of these instead.
Please heal me more though.
Ambling Chip is crazy for us.
Sword boomerang.
The start of your turn.
Lose HP, gainy block.
Okay, so this is the thing.
It's synergy, but we're now like way too big on powers, bro.
I get that it's a rupture synergy, but we're way too juiced on powers.
This is a skip to a beast like me, believe it or not.
What happens to you when killed a new axbot is summoned in its place?
Okay, we got eight damage coming in.
Seems better than juggling?
Well, yeah, but the question is not, would you swap juggling for it, bro?
That's a given.
I'm not doing anything with juggling.
Or breakthrough for that matter.
you guys, or primal force to be honest, I should never have taken that, dump all these
and get better stuff. It's really hard to not just play that every single time. I would
consider that a huge dub to be honest with you. Wait, oh, a new ad spot came back in
in his place. Of course. A couple more times. Okay. I think this is an easy turn. We don't
need to play rage. Well, there's no reason not to. Play these, you get a bash for free
on somebody. I don't know if you're the... I guess you're the best because it probably
resets your buffs when you die anyway so we can let you farm up a couple a couple buffs and then kill you
so this is kind of a gimme as long as we have enough to get a kill
so i think you tremble this individual right here you definitely do drop a thunder clap
but then the only question is you got to think about the math
math will be 24
Yes, this is more than enough. You play this, you will be 13, you'll do 26 damage each, okay.
And then they come back and we get one more hit out of it. No!
Okay, they're both taking the turn off, which is incredible.
thunderclap them, dismantle them.
Let's just keep the tremble going.
I guess I could, yeah, we would have gotten one for free out of a stampede if I hadn't, if I'd played something else.
But now you're dead, you're dead.
Because we play a bird swoop.
Whirlwind,
The math is fucking with me here. You're dead. You're definitely dead
Whirlwind if we if we pull not you can't play bash one whirlwind will come out for three energy if we play a bird swoop
The whirlwind coming out will do
39 damage
Don't play you could you could just play it now that I think about it. I could just play it
Why wouldn't you just play it if you know you I got scared I got to I got to in my own head
If the plays are not automatic anymore because it's a new game
Just play your powers though
Scary though.
I would like any chance you could just give me a full heal just cause.
I mean, I'm not going to let you kill me.
So let's just play a shrug it off just in case.
I'm pretty sure a giant rock finishes the job, but in energy for each attack in
your hand. I'm a simple man. An upgraded shrug it off, we take it immediately. By the way,
did four of my cards get upgraded from that elite fight? I think they must have. Health
Potion. Upon pickup, upgrade two random skills. This enemy intends to give you ten status
effects. 10 status cards? That's, can I just say it's an awful lot. I think we, I mean you play rage
just because you can. How valuable is Pyre versus bludgeon? It's an interesting question. Well,
let's see if we get a stampede. We did not get a stampede. I think you definitely play Pyre
And it's kind of like a horrible turn
What are they though just just slimes with slimes let you draw a card now to 16 damage
Okay, not good
Certainly not good
Two stampede's I still want a true grid if it exhausts a whirlwind. So be it. Oh, we choose
Um, I mean obviously it's not gonna do any damage, but we needed some block regardless that was huge
Okay, you're gonna debuff me
If you like the way you look that much well, you should go and buff yourself buddy
We can get our attacks to get played for free
The only thing is our attacks aren't very good. So a shrug could change that in a big way
I'm gonna be real with you. I
Think you just send it and hope hope to get the top tick whirlwind on this
I'll live with that that's pretty good. I think we could easily die here
Weakness pretty bad 33 damage guys. I have nothing I have nothing in my hands. Oh my god. Oh my god
oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god the dead horse lost I got all
slimed up man floors climb 40 for the iron thighs was turned into a slime berserker
okay we read the cards as they come by the way we don't we don't need to read them as they pop up here
Tonight in jungle land.
Chapter 5.
Niau.
Niau will now greet you at the start of each run.
Oh damn.
The silent has now been unlocked.
Time music takes me back, bro.
Three epochs are waiting to be revealed.
The Ironclad.
Cards unlocked.
We'll look at those next time.
Devastation.
The Ironclad's strength surges.
The following relics will appear in future runs.
Well that explains why we lost.
And chapter one, avoid of nothingness.
unlocked for the damn defect. Okay, let's slash marker, we'll call it STS-21, and we'll
run one more back before we play Scamline. Let's go single player standard. I mean, of
course we gotta play as the silent, bro. We gotta give it a try out both. So far so
good, man. Niau. Add a Niau's Fury to your deck. Bro, it's a full art card. Oh! Add
One yow's fury to your deck deal 10 damage put two random cards from your discard pile into your hand exhaust
Upgraded card, I'm assuming we got the same kind of deck. Yeah, okay
Or silver crucible the first three cards you see are upgraded the first treasure chest you open is empty
I'm sorry like I literally think this might be better, but you got to take a full-art card when you see it
But that might just be super common, but either way, we take those.
It's hard to fight an early elite with the silent, but we'll have a few chances to get
some cards.
Plus, we have an extra attack thanks to Neo's Fury anyway.
We want to play a neutralized if possible first.
You guys are going to debuff, obviously.
We strike and strike and then Neo's Fury.
No neutralized turn too.
They're literally trolling.
I know how to play this silent.
You literally just try to get as much block as possible and then the cards that double
poison.
Do you think I haven't watched Mouth play this game?
Oh, then you get shivs. Then you beat Ascension 20 with shivs, and you post a screenshot, and everyone goes,
how did you do it with shivs? And then you go, easy, shivs are the best thing in the game.
And they go, no, they're not. They're literally the lowest ranked synergy in the meta tier list.
this and you go oh sorry I didn't know man I didn't know I mean we need damage
strangle is always that this was I forget what this was called in the in the
last one but I do like it for combo decks cloak and dagger I like to though to
be honest I mean six block with eight damage on top of it it's not too bad
Choke, that's what it was. Choke. Fuzzy Wormcrawler. Strangle on him. Survivor. Neospheri. Kind of
bad because it doesn't matter. Doesn't matter at all actually. Cloak and Dagger. Yes, dude.
Why does the Fen look like the best card in the game now?
11 damage.
Most offensive silent turn, neutralized in 3 defense.
Magged.
Reflect, expose, remove all artifact and block from the enemy, apply 2 vulnerable and exhaust.
obviously at some point I mean dude at a minimum too vulnerable for zero and it
gets itself out of the deck seems kind of amazing
and it costs zero so it works with strangle how about strangle neospheria
strangle how's that for a first turn bro one neutralize and you'd be dead I
think I'm tiny oh guys that's really uncoral
mmm I do like draw on discard one when upgraded at least draw to discard to I
mean with strangling and then a bunch of zero cost cards and then we draw
making decisions in card games is OP bro take prepared get it upgraded and
And then we draw, discard, draw, discard, draw, discard, draw, card that lets us draw a discard.
Choose a starter card to transform into peck.
When you draw this card, randomize its cost from zero to three with a slither.
Sadly, that seems cool, but it's basically useless for us, unless we really want to take
a chance.
Or Toric Toughness.
Game five block, game five block at the start of the next two turns.
I mean, to be honest with you, I mean, I get this infinite, but I don't want to
put slither.
You know what to be honest, maybe slither on like a strike and then you're like if it doesn't cost zero or one
You're just like I won't play it anymore
But I think you got to go
Peck and
Then honestly looking at my deck you got to turn a defend into an attack
Plus we might have a bird now
Nope
Whenever you play a card
This enemy receives 10% more damage from attacks this turn.
Okay, I'm familiar with the meta on this one.
You used to be an Act 2 boss, bro.
Sly. If this card is discarded from your hand before the end of the turn,
play it for free, gain a dex, and gain four thorns.
Okay. It is a scrub, daddy.
Holy cow.
Wait, I've already discarded a card.
Okay we'll just dump a defend and then play one less strike even though that
sucks. I guess it didn't matter if we played a
many... maybe it's good because we got to get 30% damage bonus
out of it.
Once you're buffing yourself, no combo pieces, I'm afraid, 25 damage.
So what do we like?
Exposed goes crazy, into a peck, which is actually going to do 9 damage, into Nio's fury, oh
I thought I would bring back exposed but I understand why it doesn't into
This really does nine damage. Oh, no, it'll this this does 11 bro peck fucking sucks, bro
Why the fuck did I add peck to my deck?
25 more damage get alive man. Oh
I guess it is anti slither tech. Okay, I see your point
Draw one card at the start of your next three turns.
Draw one additional card.
Way too relics, though.
Whenever you add a card to your deck, gain 15 gold.
I mean, honestly, isn't that our third strangle?
No, it just feels that way because of what we got going on, because of the implication.
Oh, this is a potion, not a relic. That makes sense. It had a relic vibes. Honestly, I mean,
we're early in the game. I know you're never supposed to rest in this game, but we rest
and then we fight a second elite. Upon dying summons something. Trying to defend not what
I want to see. I'm dying. Summon something. I don't like the cards with the worm outline,
man. So we like this. We don't like that. I'm almost scared to play Nioh's Fury, but
let's try it with a strangle anyway. It didn't bring back a strangle, but it brought
back a zero cost card which is awesome any chance you're dead not dead we play
a defendant because we're gonna kill you next turn that actually went very well
Oh crap forgot about this part.
I have no AOE bro.
Unplayable.
Prepared, dump infection, play a strangle, peck a unit that's about to buff, play a defend,
kills that one via the strangle, and I like how it says N turned four, it has the numbers
of turns.
This is tech I thought was fated to never exist, bro.
Devastating turn for a guy like me.
Had to be done.
A worm?
I guess you're right.
Slay this part.
I did a turn numbers at the start of the turn.
Strangle.
Survivor dumping an infection.
Ah, screw it.
We'll just peck you up.
Then we only got one enemy to focus on.
It is familiar.
Thank you for asking.
It does feel a little bit like summer 22 to me.
Which is when I had Salmonella and Campylo back there.
For those of you who don't know.
Okay, we lived.
Bro, Silent Act 1.
Some things never change.
Discard your hand.
Next turn attacks deal double damage.
Deal 10 damage if fatal get an additional card reward.
Kind of awesome with Lucky Fish, I suppose.
I think it's also an attack.
I feel like I could use an attack sadly.
And then if we rest, maybe we'll get a chance to actually upgrade a card right here.
The card's containing strike through an additional three damage.
Peck remaining undefeated is the worst card in this game.
I think we go for the one with the buff.
buff. Get strangled, prepared, dump a strike, Nioh's fury, prepared, dump a strike, play
a defend because we have no other means of healing. Then we kill you this turn because
you don't attack this turn. Huge. And I can guarantee the hunt will be lethal. Do I need
to make you vulnerable? Sadly yes. Apply one week. It's banned. Okay, the hunt has
successfully worked for us. I got to do like four damage to you, which is
incredible. Is the hunt exhausted? It is. I was like, oh, what if we could add a
bunch of cards, man? Imagine. You have to get strangled. Take a little bit of
damage. Next turn, you're gonna go for a buff. That's when we make our move.
Next turn you're going to do 8 damage. Come on, get a life, bro.
I'm literally going to do that. I'm going to play 2 defense, so I take no more damage.
You're doing nothing this turn anyway.
There we go. I mean, one damage might make all the difference. I'm sad to say
Okay?
Sly.
If this card is discarded from your hand before the end of the turn, play it for free.
If this card is discarded from your hand before the end of the turn, play it for free.
If this card...
If you discard it, it gets played.
Okay?
Shibs?
I mean, I love the shibs, but we're not built for that right now.
I know it would be nice if I could, if I hit skip, can I go back because I'd like to see
what the other card is.
But you know what, for now I take untouchable.
See if I'd known this was coming, it might have changed my, it might have changed my
opinion a little bit.
I do think, do you think we need some more damage?
shively we love you
fourteen damage
two week is a big one peck still sucks strangled obviously gets better
we five extra damage on something that needs to be lethal seems good
and then the question is i don't want to fight an elite i want events and then
hopefully we beat the boss and the run turns around men
hundred and forty a gold for a random relic or remove two cards to add
Remove two cards and add Spore Mind, which is a one-cost curse with exhaust.
I mean, removing...
Removing a couple of cards would be nice, but you know, I'm gonna be a plus.
Oh, the gremlins horn, bro!
Kill an enemy, get energy, end a draw, and we have a card with lethal, so we're incentivized to kill enemies,
unlike every other deck that's ever existed in this game.
Okay, so we're on Strangle, prepared, Nioh's Fury, Strangle, although we could sucker punch
you for less damage, but the weakness helps us out.
If you're going to do that, we should play prepared first anyway, and then sucker punch
at the end.
Okay, great turn.
damage and they're going to apply an affliction. Survivor discarding untouchable
gets us to 9 block. We don't get a kill with the hunt, even though we're oh so
close. I don't think it's going to come back around but I'm willing to take the
chance, bro. I'm willing to take the chance.
It's adrenaline. Don't even think about anything else. Although, okay, so adrenaline is obviously
like one of the best cards. It costs zero, you gain energy and draw two cards off of
it. But I would love to have another opportunity to get Flick Flack. Flick Flack, Jen! You
You don't know the toll that six discards takes on a silent.
You have to take adrenaline, of course.
I mean, I said it, I said it, man.
You gotta take adrenaline.
Tactician, unplayable, but if you have sly, it's kind of crazy.
We are discarding a lot, man.
What's the snowflake?
First time you play a power game block?
Sadly, we're powerless.
Ignite is obviously incredible.
Abacus!
Abacus!
Deal damage to the equal to the number of cards
played this combat.
Does it cause zero on upgrade?
No, it's retained on upgrade.
Sounds interesting, don't get me wrong.
I need more discard engines
if we're gonna prioritize Sly.
Let's put it that way.
I feel like at the very least,
like I sadly think I need potions to like keep myself alive.
I don't know if these potions will do it for me.
We already have a week.
Draw a card, draw one more card.
You know what?
I'm gonna, I'm literally,
this might be the first time I've ever done this.
I'm just buying potions
to try to make it through act one that's so devastating
and i'm gonna rest on top of after all that i'm gonna rest which is crazy
ceremonial beast
it's a strangled
Neo's fury strangle, bro
There's an Elden Ring boss
18 damage in a buff. Yeah, well, I've lived through Gen Z boss in a mini so I'm not sweating it
Discard
Discard a strike
We're not gonna try to lethal you we're just gonna try to do as much damage as possible
I mean we're gonna try to kill you, but we don't care about lethal as much
gain energy draw you know what draw another card weakness why not I mean we
bought the potions to use them the only thing I will say is we would like the
extra reward because it would be a rare that that might make a big difference
when you hit 150 becomes stunned and lose all your strength all artifact and
block from the enemy. Okay, well you definitely strangle, neutralize, expose, which should
have been played like first for sure. You're going to get stunned. I don't know if you're
not going to get stunned. You're going to get stunned next turn. Which is, you know
what? Maybe it's milling one extra buff out of you and stopping you from doing
an even bigger attack. It's stunned and loses all its strength. Strangle, prepared, dump
it. Honestly, because you're vulnerable, I think we have to play the hunt. We have to
play it while you're vulnerable. This turn is just horrible. Ringing in my ears. You
can only play one card this turn. That's really bad.
Oh, obviously insanely horrible. How about a defend of some sort? Huge.
Wait, we get one more turn to make it happen.
Strangle, strangle, neutralize, defend.
We only get to play one card next turn bro, there's no way you're going to finish this.
You have nothing that can do it.
Uh, survivor, survivor discarding a sly.
Oh, we're going to die by literally exact math.
That's so devastating.
You know what? It means we have time for one more, before we play Scamline today.
Okay, note this up. I got to remember, this is what it's like to play the Silent.
You need to have some means to do damage on the first floor.
If you make it to the boss without having added attacks, you're probably going to struggle to do some damage.
New relics available.
anomalous planet detected. The region, unlock the region as a playable character.
I'm going to be honest with you.
One second. First, I'm going to be very honest with this individual right here.
And you're going to say, why ban them? Well, because they said sponsored stream
on a say this by R2 release day. That's nasty work. It's not sponsored.
I'm playing with my friends. So, A, you're being, you're baiting. There's
This is the thing I want to teach the Baiters, and I'm glad we're back on the same side.
This is the thing I want to teach the Baiters.
You can bait, but don't be mad when you get banned, because the whole point of baiting
is that you're like, I'm being annoying.
And then when you annoy people and you get banned, you can't be like, well, sorry, I
was just being annoying.
Yeah, I know, bro.
That's who both of us are fulfilling our roles.
You're playing as the Baiter and I'm playing as the judge.
The judge, duty and executioner.
I mean, like, what do you want me to do in that situation?
Either way, we're playing this silent again
because I don't want to learn a new character with 44 minutes.
I want to rush through a run as fast as possible
and win easily.
One of two colorless cards, gain a card reward
and procure a random potion
or receive an eternal curse,
but also receive 333 gold.
I mean the curse not so good, but we'll add cards to get around it is this going to be the time when we have no shops oh
There's a there's a very aggressive path. I like the looks of man. There's a very aggressive path
That's 270 gold with one remove
You want to be next?
Eternal cannot be removed or transformed from your deck. Who is this?
Xeno 351
Mousing over the card will give you a tooltip about the keywords. It'll teach you a lot about this game
Now you're chill you're chill
You got to pay the price you got to get close to paying the price
Is it possible greed could be good?
Yeah, I forget the relic that gives us one strength for every curse.
So yeah, I'm thinking it's possible at the very least.
11 damage.
So can we pour one out for Chibli?
Chibli is going to be so annoyed for the rest of his streams for like the next two weeks
when people are asking why he's not playing Slay the Spire 2.
It was annoying for me and I'm obviously going to play it.
So for someone who's probably not going to play it, it's going to be annoying as fuck.
You guys are literally going to ruin Chibli's life.
Expose is really good, man.
Expose was not the problem in our last run.
The vulnerable's worth it.
But we obviously need to focus a little bit more on some offense.
His fans don't expect him to play it.
You weren't there during the Mugenics stream, bro.
Please give me two attacks and a neutralize.
Two strikes and a neutralize.
Oh, three strikes!
That's fine, too.
You weren't there during Nuzlocke.
Nuzlocke was, that was something, man. Nuzlocke was something. Maybe we are shiv coated on this one.
Nightmare can be really good, but it might be a little too early to know what to use it on. So
I'm just going to go leading strike on this one. You were cooking yesterday about Americanos
and shibblies chat. I'm, brother, it's probably the most plus twos I've ever gotten in my entire
life is when I said can I say something and then people posted a bunch of pause champs
and then I said they're making the Americanos just a little too damn hot. It really is like
hey I want to drink a coffee in 90 minutes can I have an Americano to go please. Malaise
is kind of incredible to be honest but it hinges on some game knowledge of knowing
who to play it against. Blade dance is just more shit so I'm going to play baby mode.
I'm going to remember that I don't know what I'm doing, and I'm going to take the cards
that an idiot would take.
You strike me as more dangerous, but you also strike me as like way tougher to kill, bro.
So let's focus on killing the one with the least HP first, and I'll take the damage
to get you closer.
It's boiling water and espresso, of course it's going to be hot.
Well, I'm just saying, of course it's going to be hot,
it doesn't have to be that hot.
Like honestly, something that could distinguish your coffee
shop, what have you made the Americano?
And then you had like a little basin of dry ice,
or like liquid nitrogen or something like that.
And you just put the Americano in it for like five seconds
just to take it down 20 degrees.
So it's ready to be consumed a little bit faster.
That could be awesome.
They'll explode, we'll just make it,
you know, they can do the science on it, bro.
Americanos should be 140 degrees, but they serve it at 190.
Thank you, we've got a real barista in here
that's telling me either you're the barista
or you're the guy that goes to the coffee shop
goes, you brought your own espresso machine to the coffee shop and you go, hey, can I borrow
your portafilter? Have you ever seen that video where the dude brings his own espresso
machine to the cafe and then asked to borrow the portafilter from the barista behind the
counter? But either way, you're supporting me, so I appreciate you. It is a good bit.
I mean, this is crazy, bro.
We need some...
I mean, we need more damage.
We take Predator.
Instead, don't overthink it.
And also, we actually get the ability to upgrade some cards.
I thought that would be two shibs.
Four shibs, 20 damage, 20 damage.
We're gonna play Blade Dance literally every time it comes up.
Start with four shibs off of Blade Dance.
And I get to draw 100 cards per turn.
You're going to debuff me.
We go for fuzzy worm crawler first.
You got to remember like a half of the battle in Slay This Buyer is like learning every
single fight so you can play the game with your eyes closed.
Learning who gets killed first, what order to kill the enemies with, oops if you
kill this enemy first they get like overpowered or the other enemy gets overpowered.
two damage ships kind of flicking me a little bit I'm not gonna lie
crazy turn though
drip mobs americanos to be honest I don't give a fuck those are too damn hot too
15 damage
six damage mother fucker bro
You've killed lad.
This is why iced coffee mugs for sure.
Dude, if we could get the deck so thin that Predator always gives us two extra cards now
we're fucking talking bro.
Could be huge.
W predator. Okay, in chat. That's gonna get you in trouble by a me or the mods tools of
the trade at the start of your turn draw one this card one I do like a tools of the trade
man I think we add it again let's not overthink it the most important thing is doing something
with 500 gold at the shop choose one of five random cards to add to your deck or lose
five HP get a colorless card. Give me one of five. Literally we just go straight for another
blade dance. It might be the best possible outcome. I am a little bit scared of the fact
that we have no defense, but you need offense. We need offense. That's right. This is easy.
Predator on you. Blade dance. You're adding two, you're adding one. Leafs on. We'll
go for you then. Also I know that there's probably a lot of science involved in
this. Mods please ban climbers for saying so is this just slay this fire with new
cards. That's a bad faith question. They're framing it as a question because
they think that it means that they can avoid being judged for asking a
question that's actually an attack. They need to be banned immediately. I'm just asking
questions. No you're not, bro. You're putting your opinion in the form of a question because
you don't want to put your opinion out there for fear that you'll face the repercussions
that you're about to face right now. I think they could design the cups better at coffee
shops so that that tiny little hole means that the coffee... I don't... I guess what
I'm trying to say before I get too heated is that I feel like they're over designed
to solve a problem that is not actually a real problem,
which is people don't want the coffee
to get cold before they can drink it.
Something that, in my opinion,
has literally never happened in history,
because as soon as you order the coffee,
they hand it to you, I wanna take a sip.
I ordered the coffee because I want a coffee.
I didn't order the coffee
because I wanna have a coffee in 50 minutes.
And you might say, oh, but people get it
on their drive to work.
Bro, they're watching YouTube shorts in the car.
Of course, they're sipping in the car too.
So can you make the coffee cup
maybe like with a little bit more aeration
so we could ventilate the temperature a little faster
and get to a drinkable temperature
instead of one little tiny hole where when you go,
it immediately scalds your entire mouth.
Pain is turned, that literally just got saved
by a single potion, look at that.
Also, the kimchi jjigae is being served too hot.
This one I'm not as comfortable saying because I'm not South Korean, which may come as a
surprise to you, but the kimchi jjigae is so hot that you literally cannot, if you order
it five minutes after your lunch break starts, you will not be able to finish the soup
by the time your lunch break is over.
It comes out at 350 degrees Celsius bro, it's insane.
That's the play unfortunately.
Can I ask for ice cubes in the coffee?
Yeah, but like this shouldn't make you be the guy who says, can you put a couple of
ice cubes in it?
should just serve it right bro. A couple of ice cubes in it. I've never had kimchi jjigae
I think I'm missing out on life. Two things that the world's pickiest eaters think that
they would love. Scalding hot kimchi soup and fried bugs. You can literally just get
them. You can just go get them at restaurants or stores right now. You don't have to be
like I would love to eat them put your money where your mouth is bro take the
train into the city take the bus into the city and go go give it a try we don't
need to be performative anymore I've had them cricket protein and I did not like
it I'll stick with the lead guys I don't think we want anything here so I
gotta lock in we only have 30 minutes left I mean sucker punch is pretty good
We're so shiv-coded that it's like we're on succession.
This path scares the shit out of me.
I like this path.
Get some health here.
Fight this elite.
Two good shops with relics.
Like, this is a relic max's path right here.
At the start of each combat, procure a potion shaped rock, 15 damage potion at the start
of every battle? Bro, that's crazy. That's like almost, it's getting a free fire potion
almost at the start of every battle. Twenty-two damage. This will still only deal 15 damage,
I'm guessing. So I'm going to hit you with this, hit you with the shift. It's still,
Okay, it doesn't go through vulnerability, which is good to know.
Don't use it, store it for the next fight.
Buddy, I'm taking like 12 damage per fight right now.
I gotta use it to get ahead of the curve until I've got the cards that allow me to go infinite.
I'm in a tight spot.
I was in another world.
Right now we're talking.
You'll tend damage to all enemies.
I mean I think Flick Flack is awesome if we can get, I mean I guess with tools of the trade
we can enable Flick Flack really easily if we actually play it at some point.
You intend to summon monsters.
Let's be so fucking for real, this is the type of shit that Explosive Ampul was made
for.
Fog, Mawg, Eye with Teeth.
When this dies, it revives next turn at full HP, I guess I missed the part where that's
That's my problem.
I think I do this and then this and then honestly I think we use this potion instead and stack
up the rocks to do damage to a single target foe.
Three decks this turn, sly deal three damage to four random enemies.
I mean, again, these are things that could go crazy
if we could just find ourselves in a position
where I actually play tools of the trade.
For now, for now, I think it's a skip, bro.
I'm gonna be so fucking for real with you.
And I'm embarrassed to say it.
We skipped the elite.
To go to the shop and spend all our money on one shop.
Give me 57 gold.
I don't wanna lose any more HP.
I've embarrassed myself enough, up to this point.
Potion Belt, kinda interesting for sure.
I don't think we need another Blade Dance.
Bullet Time's always nice.
Bullet Time's always good.
Potion Belt to Stack Rocks.
What do we got, 285?
I guess you're right, Strangle and Shibs
are kinda like a natural,
natural bedfellows. We can't afford
whetstone and card removal. We don't
really need to upgrade attacks. We need
to upgrade skills. So I'm going to say
cut. You can't cut greed, unfortunately.
Cut a strike. Make the deck a little bit
better. I think we're ready. I don't
I don't think we need the hunt. It is
interesting to use it against the
boss. I can't deny that.
Bullets, we don't have enough draw to really justify that.
Tools of the trade costing zero is huge.
Okay, this might be the play, bro.
This might be the play.
What the hell?
Kin follower.
Minions are banned in combat without their leader.
We have some damage in here.
Don't get me wrong.
The question becomes, do you just go in on the guy or do you kill the little minion?
and I don't know the answer yet.
I'm going to say, because we do...
we don't do very much damage, which means it's going to be hard to burst you down.
I feel like we almost got to kill you guys first.
I think it's got to be...
weakened...
This takes us to 30 so we don't quite kill you on this turn. Okay first turn kind of sucks ass, but
Chow
Kind of swag for a boss to say chow
You should get hit and then just I mean this is a devastating use of potions, but it will just call it w value instead
Honestly, I think you just play your two blocks and don't, well maybe you do play expose anyway
just to get a little value out of the vulnerability.
Weakness, you're going to alternate frailty and weakness maybe.
And the turn kind of plays itself, but that's okay.
Four shibs.
Guys, I think we're going to make it out of Act 1.
As of right now, I'm giving myself a 70% chance to make it out of Act 1.
going to dump greed. I feel like you're going to be better off of this a strangle into a
leading strike into you being dead and then maybe on maybe now that the minions are dead
you're going to start hitting like crazy and I'm going to die. That could also be the
case but he only got two strength up that's that's not that crazy so we dump
snip snap which is what I'm gonna call this card for the rest of my life snip
snap jam it's gonna be a little bit of a battle I'm not gonna deny that but if
he resummons I'm gonna be so pissed off bro we have no damage what the fuck
Okay, I mean literally I'm just not gonna be able to play that. This is like all of my remaining HP
Or all of my remaining energy I should say
Intense to use a buff. Oh good bullet prime and a fuckload of defense
I mean, here's my play
on lethal not good. Thankfully, we have a we have a strangle, a neutralize, a leading strike,
And the defend, that was a good turn.
Twenty-one damage, twenty-one damage might be impossible.
We lived on twenty-three.
Oh baby!
Please please have a big turn.
I need, I need more, I need more.
That's probably not enough.
I really need a crazy turn next turn.
I can't get you.
Oh my god.
I can live.
I can live.
And then I deal 21 damage next turn.
instead of weakness gives us a chance. Bullet time, Predator? We live, we live regardless.
No we don't because we're fucking frail!
I'm not gonna lie to you that one kind of pissed me off a little bit.
it. Now what kind of, I had damage, bro. I had damage. Okay. When you have 21 minutes,
you play the ironclad and you hit things in the face. Is that simple? Yes, I will transform
a strike and defend loose 10 max HP. Rampage, iron wave. Not the best. Not the best that
you could hope for, but you know what, there's a narrow path, but there's a path nonetheless.
You hit me for four.
I get my rampage online.
This is a remove every card from your deck, but rampage type setup.
It's shrug it off by a mile. Thin-deck brain off, exactly. What have they changed in this
game? Hey, here's a question. Since the release of Slay This Fire 1, how have you changed,
bro? Yeah, how do you like it? How do you like it when somebody asks you the question
that you're asking of your entertainment property? Have you really improved yourself
so much since 2018 when Slay the Spire came out? Yeah, that's what I thought, bro.
Hurt people hurt people. Glass houses shouldn't throw stones etc etc.
Yes? I doubt it. It's probably mostly. Got a little taller, if I had to guess, based on my
average demographic. That's about it.
I have more gray hairs.
Wish that I knew what I know now when I was younger, bro.
Got a little shorter?
It does happen.
Haters will say it's fake, but it does happen.
Retain your hand for two turns.
I'm not sure I'm the type of fella that gives a hoot, to be honest.
Give me a one of thunderclap just to have some form of AOE.
Did the tip get grayer?
It gets grayer more often.
I wouldn't say it gets like, are you asking like does the gray get more saturated in
the direction of gray?
No, but I would say the frequency of which it it goes gray is a little bit more often. Yeah
Go to a doctor, why don't you try to live in the real world, bro?
Why don't you wake up and smell the Americanos?
They don't want to see me neither I
I do like a second win with a rampage man, and then the thinking is it just goes straight to elites
This this exhaust all non attacks. You don't have any non attacks brother. I'm mistaken you have to play rampage last my mistake
Rampage comes back around
25 damage. We don't even sweat it. Two of these, one of these. 32 damage on your forehead.
Second winged me. Not even that bad. This elite seems annoying. He's literally goals.
How much damage does Rampage do?
27.
I think we put a peak defense on this turn.
And then next turn, just with percentages, Rampage will kill you.
Ruin helmet.
The first time you gain strength, each combat double the amount gained.
Very interesting.
And then brand, immediately lose HP, exhaust the card, gain strength.
Okay.
These chicks don't even know the name of my brand.
It's Shrug Thunder Clap Rampage.
We do want to use a potion in this combat, if possible.
do we want, I think we want a brand. Brand? Remove iron wave, gain two strength.
Get bashed and then honestly retain so we have some defense for next turn.
Five block. Smart.
I thought it would exhaust.
We actually get the game more strength off of it.
Gain energy.
Okay, smart plays.
Perfected strike.
I don't think...
Okay, hear me out here.
Thrash.
Thrash eating rampage.
Rash eating Rampage.
So we could do like 58 damage twice or something like that.
The hell these are Fuggles, bro.
Rampage does 9 damage.
Give me 10 damage to all enemies.
They have Shifty.
devastating let me draw first literally literally why wouldn't you play this
why are you using my name as derogatory bro I didn't name them fuggles okay you
gotta take that up with like spin master. I don't know what what company invented
Fuggles but they're they're negging you it's not me. I didn't have anything to do
with that business.
Honestly we literally just passed time. No reason to lose health.
All right, that is pretty good.
You mean Fugglers?
Yeah, yeah, the high value collectible, whatever it's called.
I think we want Twin Strike.
We have kind of a strength gain build.
Gremlin Horn, now we are freaking talking, bro.
And then obviously, I mean, Trash does not get good.
Game two strength becomes game four strength.
Oh, this is what it's all about.
Okay lock in, then we want to see early brand.
Early brand did not exist.
Give me energy, shrug it off.
Taking no losses.
Brand, brand, brand, there we go.
Early brand, exhaustive strike, gain four strength,
get bashed, get twin struck, get hit.
And then obviously, so there's a part of me that thinks if I if I did this
Because exhaust the card and added later
Or exhaust the random attack and added damage to this card comes later. Isn't this gonna happen second?
Otherwise it would add 13 damage to it at the front and it would do 21 damage twice
It happens second. Do you have lethal? Buddy, that's not what I asked. Okay?
You're not dealing with a typical streamer here. I'm asking a question to learn for the future.
Not trying to figure out how to get this guy's HP to zero. When you use a potion,
gain three strength this turn. What the fuck? Give me a shrug.
I'm not a conjurer of cheap tricks, okay?
I'll do it then.
Give me six strength.
And then, thunder clap.
He'll 12 damage twice.
Oh my god, it's Gremlin horn.
Get mugged.
I played the wrong card!
No, maybe I maybe that's fine. I should have played the shrug first though
Hmm
And then get bashed game over
And then if you give me a potion every single fight, I mean this is I mean if we could get rock potion every fight
This would be incredible, bro
I do like true grid and then it makes it back thinner, especially if we can get it upgraded
We got 236 gold. Oh my god
Yeah, we'll take the 50% discount.
I'm thinking about the future even though I've got literally 11 minutes left.
I'm not going to use the potion just yet.
I'm going to do this, and I'm going to do this, and then I'm going to do this.
I feel like Thrash is just a better rampage, man.
Exhaust a bash.
play your shrug it off, 18 damage, 13 damage, play another brand, but I don't think we really
want to do that. If anything, if anything, I actually think we just want to grab some
block off of that, try to lose as little HP as possible. Grand page has sucked for
a long time. Buddy, I literally got it from a transformation. You're barking up the
wrong tree. Just skipping this house, okay? Literally, it's put up a shut-up time, so
we're going to upgrade our true grid. And either way, you tricked me. Who said two minutes
left? Or did I read six to seven minutes left and I turned it into two minutes left
in my brain. Mods, today's not a day where I'll suffer any trolls, okay?
They reuse a potion needing three strength. We would rather gain six strength and then
play brand and now we're talking I said three to eleven minutes it wasn't you
VIP Daniel VIP Daniel remains innocent in these circumstances
You have six slippery.
I don't really want to take 20.
Dude, we might die anyway.
This is actually huge though, watch this.
So we're going to live temporarily.
Do a twin strike, then your thrash adds the regular strikes worth of damage.
And now I just have to do 166 damage to you in like two turns.
I already know what I must do.
Thunder clap, strike, and then Thrash is going to get Rampage's damage on the next turn.
All we need to do is somehow draw more than 12 cards.
Or put up more than, we can put up more than 9 block this turn bro, that's easy
mode. Now we might need 20 block on this turn. We can get 10 block, which kills us. Either
way we're dead. Well you know what? At the very least, good timing. We run that back
in the YouTube videos later today. Alright, slash marker, STS2. Can I say a hard game
so far? Actually, like a hard... Ascension 0 in Slay The Spire 1 is literally like,
You just play strikes and defense. You can literally win the game with strikes and defense.
I'm not mad about it. I didn't say I was mad about it. Sorry, I forgot. I'm decompressing.
I'm decompressing. I'm getting ready for Fenslopp. I'm remembering that everybody in chat
during Roguelikes just likes to argue they're literally raised in a world where they all
they watch growing up was reality TV and the whole life that they live online is entire
leaders rage baiting and arguing and now I'm remembering that I'm going to talk
to people who love and respect me. Okay, I'm back. I'm back and emotionally centered
And the world fucked you. But also at some point you have to accept it. You're also perpetuating the cycle. Can I say that?
Real? Yes, yes, yes.
Mmm, yum. Yes, yes, yes. Generational trauma. Yes, yes, yes.
One second. I gotta get the game that we're playing today.
$6.49. That's what I'm talking about, man. $6.49 Canadian, no less.
purchase budget cuts like those damn Americanos average midwestern self-styled alpha male
when he realizes that an Americano costs $7 in the most beautiful city in the world
I could never live here bro keep dreaming buddy
I'll be back in two minutes. I'm gonna go pee.
you
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One second, I got to set up a call for ScamLine, unless, wait, wait, let me, let me add HC
is your server or do we, or do you, or do we need to set up a private call?
I think he is at Kate.
Are you in Justin's server?
We could use that VC.
I also think there's in-game VoIP.
Let me check.
In-game Void is required, even better.
They don't have a U-Song on Steam that can invite.
If so, I think they can post.
And then we're good either way.
This chat is full of chuds lol what the hell happened you would you refuse to
play pokopia for one day all of a sudden you're getting accused of having a
chud filled chat bro I just don't vibe with cozy games it's got nothing to do
with my damn politics plus I'm sure there's probably like mega chuds that
love pokopia, bro. You got me so backwards. Yes, me. Chodes? Maybe Chodes. Going to this
one. Okay, I'm going to see if I, I'm going to go hang out in cool voice. I don't know.
Am I allowed to be in this channel called Sub-A-Thon Voice?
Sub-A-Thon Voice Chat.
Sub-A-Thon Voice Chat.
In the heart of the Justin server.
Me and Corey.
Yeah, my computer's having like a meltdown today.
Oh, did you restart it?
So I'm hoping this is where, yes.
I mean, I restarted it every day.
I restarted it on Tuesday night
and it broke my Elgato.
but then I restarted it again and it fixed the Elgato.
I was getting like 40 FPS and CS randomly.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Me, when I fight any enemy and slay this by or two.
Oh no.
Not everyone has access to this voice.
Oh.
This was like a specific role.
I'm going up who do I want.
Streaming?
Yeah.
Streaming.
Oh, dreaming.
Oh, I tried to buy Slay the Spire for an hour and gave up and played Power Watch Simulator.
It's so fucked up, bro.
You shouldn't have told me.
I bought the game for Dan because he couldn't buy it.
Really?
Yeah, people are saying that like Canada was having no problem.
Yes.
But 12 years ago.
New Zealand even had a problem.
Really?
Yeah, I couldn't buy it scanline 12 years after Nicholas
botched the launch of rebirths so that only that one Spanish streamer had a copy of the game and could stream on
We we get ours back
Or who can you walk for the code Ryan and I get a credit for that. Thank you, Kate. Yeah, get your life
Oh guys that's you so, wait I think Chibli, only Chibli does not know you so good online.
What the hell?
We knew someone would go way back bro, we go way back.
Really?
I think we've known each other.
I think we've been chatting since like 2017 probably right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's been a while.
This pair of special relationship goes long.
I gotta tell you and Kate and everyone else can hear it to you but I feel like
you two would be the most excited.
I played one game of ranked mahjong this morning before doing other stuff
I got like 80,000 points
I was seat wind and it went like 5 repeats
and everyone disconnected
everyone quit by the end of it
that's crazy
well I kept getting dealt beautiful hands
it was 77,000 points as well
that's crazy
oh it felt so good
they call him the jungler
it's not that you gotta go for a yaku man and double yaku man triple yaku man
and what's up if you're from getting a quadruple yaku man
true
chipley is it fair to say that your name on steam is high
yes
okay
and
i'll change it
oh i'm a gamer gamer i'm gonna change it
a gamer i see you a gamer gamer
i'm ht justin
why do you guys keep changing your name
uh... streamsnike
I want to try Stream Snipers, yeah.
My channel is also big enough where I have to worry about that.
Yeah, Stream Snipers.
I think people, like, will just Google, like, everyone's like,
like, I'm not gonna write it.
I think people will just lock things up, googling.
And not to, like, gloat it.
Like, if you go to the Counter-Strike directory at night
when I'm streaming it, I'm like the second stream.
So, like, if they just go to the CS directory,
they'll see H.C. Justin and be like, this motherfucker.
I'm not even in the game. I put a code in the chat that you can use to join, and I also
invited Kate directly. I think everyone else is in.
Why does my guy walk by himself?
Oh, you can join with the code that I placed in the general chat in Justin's Discord.
Thank you so much.
I'll see y'all
Yep, yep, I'm muted, but didn't deafen just in case you so as long as you can hear me
Dude if you look up and walk back and lean back in real life at the same time it feels like you're fainting
Holy cow, can you hear me bees?
Like crazy, can you hear me? Yes?
Is it how do you know what's in I could fix the bees if you want me to
Oh, I saw some really I've never heard them as bad. Really? Oh, but I don't I don't hear you. So are you
saying like you are the back of the constant drone of bees but I have to leave this corner.
You got you got no face you saw. Do I have a face back in a back in two. Okay. No back into it.
I think you saw you song needs to get the microphone working. Okay. What is your
Why are you crying? Kate? How do I I'm crying? Why do my guy just like jumping by himself? What is happening?
Why did my guy crowd now and start walking by himself
Did you
You're gonna bite me with those chompers dude look I'm not touching anything right now my dude is walking in the world is Corey like
Oh
He sounds like he got hit with like the gas plugged in in my mesis. Oh, yeah
What is going on?
Mouse hair guys mouse hair cat hair in my mouth
Sorry look up walk back lean back
out kind of you saw talk to us you saw we love you we don't hear you you guys
want to reach peak euphoria I can get you there your face is perfect load up
go on Google right now and such Grand Theft Auto 5 motorbike crash
compilation no hood and then when they crash close your eyes in real life but yeah
yeah there's no there's no way
are you kidding me now chibli picky chibli why is my guy just walking dude
Everybody else is freaking out. It's like you me and Kate are going to be normal people.
I'm going to do it. Is that better? Yeah. That's getting better. Yeah. Is that better?
I can give nicknames on steam. I gotta get that. Oh, is that better? Yeah. I'm freaking out.
Stop moving! Why isn't it moving?
Do you have like a controller on the ground or something?
No, I don't!
What is happening?
Let's all stare at YouSong and make him uncomfortable.
Bro, YouSong doesn't have a face.
He also does not have a face, that's true.
I'm switching mice, maybe it's my mouse.
Your mouse is making you walk?
I don't know. It doesn't make sense, does it? You're right.
Or you song.
I'm trying to find a couch.
What's the.
You choose the right mic input.
Oh, he said it.
They said it's all right.
Mike and put I wonder if it's a window.
That he's in this court.
If it's like an odd, Mike device, I will only let one device
like take control.
Could be that.
We probably need to like close this for them.
We start the game.
Oh, yeah.
I think we're restarting.
Yeah, look at look at look at us. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Disgusting. Oh, my God.
I was working the sides. I was working the sides.
You made her cry, man. Look at her. She's crying, dude.
You got this devious smile while your wife is crying.
Thank you.
Actually, maybe there's like a hot...
Oh my God.
I'm going to lose my God damn mind.
Maybe just leave and rejoin.
This is really funny, man.
I'm plugging my keyboard out.
This is really funny.
Did your like fingers just get heavier over an hour?
I know something you don't realize what you're doing with them just rest on the keys
You're not walking now don't say where are you going? I know how to fix it you gotta
Tell me my chest head Reese. I'll restart the route of your arrow, baby
The router what?
I don't know I got like a smirk going
I think you look like you look like Michael Jackson the Pulaski
All right y'all
Discord
I've tried everything. I've genuinely tried everything
I might
enjoy it okay okay try try that try yeah go ahead go ahead and try I wonder
okay yeah yeah no problem I wonder if it's I'm gonna have to rejoin the game too
this is driving me insane I mean yeah I think you should have it why is it randomly
doing it too like say this by this I'm gonna have to say this by the way it
might be true but I mean
Restart the PC. Okay, I'm not restarting my PC. Are you so sure though?
Why are you so sure you start my PC every day?
started
Six six foot versus five eleven. No, no, no, I'm still here. Oh, I think counter-strikes
I think I would if it was for like a
for a bit for a bit sure not not for a
a little bit of time but if it was for like a bit yeah it's also what did you
get taller than me when did you get taller than me
you say now you're shorter again how did you do that your body proportions are
all fucked up I think you're right I think the more you jump the taller you
get. Now Kate's voice is high pitched.
That body of yours is absurd.
What's wrong with your game?
Maybe they fuck with you. Maybe they fuck with you.
Maybe that's the whole thing. Maybe it's the...
Dude, maybe it's all in your head.
Maybe it's all in your head.
Dude, I'm having the most epic stroke.
Hey!
What the hell?
Dude, he's got the...
Oh, you are Moonboggy. Holy shit.
Look at that.
Thank you for doing it for me so I can see it too.
Okay that's fucking awesome.
That's fucking awesome.
Guys could you all get like a line and then bring it on?
Yeah.
Okay, ready?
Line up on the second star.
Okay.
Three, two, one, hit it.
Oh that's fucking awesome.
That's fucking awesome.
You're like that one dodge group that was in America's Got Talent.
And they wore the mask. The blue man group.
She was down the dodge group.
He needs you. He needs you.
You so we can't all hear you. Maybe try, um, maybe it's window setting.
Justin's giving it to us.
Oh, okay. Justin's giving you info.
Wait, Chilly, can I get one more? This is going to be crazy.
stand stand right on this one right here okay ready you're gonna walk straight
back and I'm gonna walk straightforward on three two one go three two one go
it kind of removed the all the moonwalk effect
Yeah, I figured you're something.
Alright, guys.
Hover boots.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Yeah, this is...
Oh, sorry.
What was that game again? The weird one? We had the weird crouch.
Half dead?
No.
Oh!
We're like the Half-Life scientists.
Oh!
The abiotic factor.
The abiotic factor.
I know. I know something that works there.
apparently yeah we played in New Zealand game dev company so don't say
anything bad about it probably contributes to like 35% of the GDP
if you try to jump on the person you can see that they're bald they're the
bald people should just make games in other countries because the government
will just pay you to do it like it's kind of crazy a lot of places as well
yeah yeah everyone make games in New Zealand so people yeah because they're
all leaving. Project winner was one of those games man, funded by the Canadian government.
Yippee! I don't know if the New Zealand government is going to pay you to make a game there, but
hey come through guys, everyone's leaving. I know for the fact that Canadian government pays
people to make games in Canada so. Dude they should pay people to stream man.
The game never comes out, you still get paid. I don't know.
I have an interesting business proposition for you.
That's not business at all.
Full ass mouth.
Dude just stop making like 500 games.
Yeah.
Meeting like number 20 with the government.
Bro, trust me, I have a really good idea.
Wait, wait, this will be so awesome.
That's really nice.
Did it did it did it? Am I walking are you just holding back is that me? Yeah? Yeah, I was gonna. Um, actually I don't want to say that in front of
Very cool
Well, then line is too many viewers. Yeah, I don't know what else to try for you song
Um, I mean maybe he can keep debugging it while we play around and maybe you can try to get back in if you can find a fix
I don't know if there's anything else to try. Yeah, I mean that
I'm just saying this game again. It's game line. It's game line.
Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
I'm drawn up. It's a nose. Yeah, he's saying his eyes. He's gonna troubleshoot. Okay. We'll wrap back around after a game.
Okay, okay.
Because his face he's not loading in with the face. Oh, it's a clover.
Balls. Excuse me?
Well, I will, while he troubleshoots one, I'll hit the start game button.
Hit it.
I'm trying to figure out if this is the game I watched someone else play or not.
I guess I'll find out.
It says only host can start.
That's me.
That's you.
That's you.
That big old buddy.
By the way, I have no idea what we're doing.
So let's figure it out.
Let you need game tips.
Let your friends know if you need help.
Don't forget, communicate is the best way to win.
Did you hear that?
Pick up the phone!
Jesus Christ.
Your voice is altered.
Your task is to learn other players' room numbers.
Try to figure out who you're talking to without exposing yourself.
Write down nicknames on the board.
Whoever guesses the most wins.
Okay.
Prepare for the round.
down nicknames that's me I got it hello who am I speaking with
What would you say is the best way to experience euphoria?
I'm sorry to say you!
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
How did they fucking know?
How did they fucking know?
Justin's in room 2. Where do I write this down? Room 2? H.C. Justin, 100%. That's the
the easiest play of my life. Room 6.
Hello room 6, this is room 4.
Hi!
I'm here.
Room 6 is chimney.
Easy easiest game of my life, bro.
It's the easiest game of my life.
Call what's your number?
How long you have reached room 4?
I didn't know what their number was.
Hello room 5, this is room 4.
Game five is Cory bro. Easiest game of my fucking life.
Hello?
What's your room number?
It's three five.
We just spoke very recently.
That's true.
What the fuck, that's Apollo.
just spoke very recently what the fuck that's Apollo yes you've gotten me this
is Justin oh shit what the fuck I don't know I don't know who's I need one
One three four, bro. One three four.
Hello?
Count to ten.
What?
Count to ten right now.
That's chibli, bro.
Room one is chibli.
I gotta talk to room six again.
Who is this?
Who is this?
Who is this?
Who is this?
What's your room number?
You call me if I use this?
What the fuck? Okay.
Oh shit um I'm room for room three is shit room six oh fuck I'm room for room
six is Kate winner is please throw the ball what the fuck what the fuck
Is that mean we all die or something?
Round two of odd outfit.
One of you is dressed differently.
Brog clown emoji.
Find out who it is and write it down.
Prepare for the rounds.
Hey, what room are you in last time?
3.
I was in 4.
Did you get me?
Did you clock me?
No, I did not.
I did not clock you either.
I think Apollo clocked me the moment I talked to him.
He said, which room are you in, Kate?
And I spooked out.
What does your face look like right now in the mirror?
Apollo clocked in the moment, I talked to him, he said,
which room are you in, Kate?
And I spoke out.
What does your face look like right now in the mirror?
My face looks crying.
Are there tears coming out?
Just normal cry, the original cry.
Oh, the emoji cry.
OK, actually that's good.
I've got exactly the same thing.
I was testing to see if you have the same thing.
Bro, it's 7 past 2.
Everyone else.
Excuse me?
Everyone else is busy.
There's no one else to talk to.
Hello?
Justin, what does your face look like right now?
I don't know.
It's gotta be a mustache.
I mean, in the game, in the game, you can look in the mirror if you need to see.
I'm going to the mirror.
So I'll tell you right off the bat, I am a joy emoji, my favorite emoji.
You're a joy emoji.
I'm a joy emoji. What are you?
I'm an angry face.
Angry face? Yeah.
You're talking like wide, wide, sort of.
wide eyes. I wouldn't, uh, not kinda.
Mouth kinda looks like a, like a hot dog bun. Yeah, yeah, that sounds right. Angry eyebrows for sure.
Very interesting. Very interesting. We only got a minute. I'm gonna, I'm joy emoji, just don't forget that.
it like the jail I emoji yeah yeah that one HCJ I mean OGC oh okay okay fuck get
off the phone motherfuckers I don't know who's got that who's got the different
face bro
hello I'm trying to call you all game I know the people have been lighting me up
What's your face look like that ass it looks exactly the same as the first round
I think it might be Justin I asked him and he went no, but he could have been faking the no
He told me he had an angry face
Okay, I made an alliance with him, but it was a fake alliance. I lied about it, and I think it might be him
I'm putting him down. Good luck
What the fuck oh
Oh, everyone else just saw their normal face, huh?
Everyone else just saw their normal, like, the lights and shit.
I had a mask on.
I thought everybody had a mask on and we were trying to figure out who's got the different
mask.
Both for someone you don't like.
What the fuck?
Everyone's gonna pull me out.
What the fuck
Okay, I misunderstood the game
Just a guy with like a green frog mask
How accurate was I in round 1 guys to be honest? Was I getting in room?
I knew you. I had no idea. I just didn't have room.
You were in room 1?
Yeah, but I was just saying you were in room 6.
You were in room 3, you were in room 4.
That's true, that's true.
I was just getting in room 1, I didn't say.
I thought it would be funny.
I got lucky that I called Sibley and he answered the phone laughing so it was a big deal.
Simply
We can find out who voted for Chibley Corey change your vote off of Chibley to to someone else unless you didn't vote for him
yeah piece of shit what I did it's one of us like supposed to not get like what
how does it worry voted for me oh wait no I didn't it went up when I clicked on
you don't fuck bro why would you do that just what you wrote to me
Ghibli elected I thought it was supposed to be ejected Ghibli elected
Pffftt...
Each player gets a button.
If pressed at the same time as another player, both get points,
you can't press the same button with the same player, twice in a row.
Oh, oh!
Chibley, Chibley!
You're trying to press this button a lot, bro, what?
Yeah, yeah.
Here's what I'm thinking. Let's get a triumvirate going.
I call you, we both press the button.
You call Kate, you both press the button.
Kate calls me, we both press the button.
Okay.
Do you know where the button is?
Ready?
Okay, let me call Kate first just to get it going. Don't call anyone else
Hello, Ryan hit your button when it says 36, okay, okay
Done. Good luck
Kate pick up
Kate pick up
Kate pick up
We're gonna do this.
Okay, 50 seconds.
Okay.
Done.
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
Hello?
I don't know if this is working.
38, 38.
Let's go.
I pushed.
Yellow.
38, 31.
Let's go.
Please, please, please.
31
Please please please
Hello, all right president at 14
14 I'm not gonna eat points motherfucker
Jimmy president seven eight. Oh, yeah, they do it good job
Press it right now, press it right now, press it right now.
I think Apollo mugged.
He had the dominant strategy immediately.
Can't be leading results.
What the fuck?
One of the players gets a bomb.
You can try to defuse the bomb, but there's a chance it'll explode, you can pass the bomb to the next player, they'll have a higher chance.
Be careful, when time runs out the bomb will explode.
What the fuck?
I guess nobody got points in the last round?
It's a great idea for a one-off game, but...
I guess we don't know how to read.
Dude, I'm gonna shoot you, man.
It should be so funny.
Man, what if you don't get the gun though, man?
Then I ain't gonna do shit, man.
Don't shoot me.
Please don't lie.
I got negative seven points on that one.
Oh, damn.
I got it.
I got it.
Oh, fuck.
Oh.
Hello?
Wait, you don't even have any points.
How do I choose who to shoot, bro?
Wait, they're all on the call with each other so I can't oh wait, wait, wait, put the phone
down you're so real for that.
Can you hear me?
Yeah, like he just we just we we go up there and we go up there and we go up there
We we'd go up the comms
That's fucking that's fucking awesome. You're over
If they give me anything, you're still done.
Where does that ever call me again?
Oh, if an even number of players open the door, they all get minus one point.
If an odd number of players open the door, they all get plus one point.
Hello?
Okay, let's get Chibli on this, and we'll walk outside at 111.
41 and 11 11 I can't we don't have time pick up pick up pick up pick up pick
up Chimley walk open your door at 111 41 and 11 okay no but
Uh, Corey and I are experimenting.
You know.
Too late.
He doesn't want three points.
You got a point.
You got a point.
You got a point.
You got a point.
No, wait, wait, wait.
Come back at 41.
Come back at 41.
What are you doing in my room, bro?
I can't close the door with you in here.
I can't close the door with you in my room.
We're gonna screw up the whole plan.
Oh, come on.
Kimmy, that's not your phone, bro.
Go back to your room.
Did you call Northern Lion or Chipley?
Get out of here.
You're gonna screw up the whole plan.
I'm gonna close the door.
I'm gonna close the door.
I'm gonna close the door.
It's been on my old plan, bro.
Dude, I could have closed the door.
Can you close your door?
I don't really count to the end.
Oh, it only counts at the end.
I thought we could get like three points
by doing that.
Are you still talking on your phone?
I guess I just required a fucking adjustment.
Hello?
Hello.
Okay, I'll just go do that.
Bye, guys.
I did, I don't know what's gonna happen, guys.
I feel like everybody's-
Wait, Justin didn't open the door, y'all.
Yay!
Yes!
Yes!
I guess I did not steal a point from Apollo earlier then.
This is like social deduction duck game.
Find the player with your buttons instructions and help the player yours fits.
Okay.
Okay.
It's keep talking and nobody explodes, bro.
Press the white button when the timer shows six.
Hello?
Hey, do you have a white button?
No.
Do you have wires?
No.
Okay.
Good luck.
Wow, she didn't even say bye.
Okay, can they get off the phone?
Yo, what's up?
Do you have a white button, Justin?
I have no button.
Oh, shit.
What do your instructions say?
to press a button when the timer shows an eight what kind of button I don't know
what kind of wires do you have I have no wires I'm afraid
is yours colors your button it's red I can't help you I'm sorry all right thank
you chiply chiply if what if my button okay I'm just gonna put my button
fall over and I press to try to flip it over I lost a point if your why is a
Oh, white, red, and yellow cut the white wire.
All right, I don't have any wires, bro.
If you're a white button, press it when the timer shows six.
OK.
OK, please tell me you have instructions for a red button.
I do.
I do.
It says press the red button when the timer shows four.
OK, what color is your button?
I don't have wires.
OK, I'm already done.
Kate, help me solve mine.
I cut the red wire.
Are you being so fucking dead ass with me?
I'm being so dead ass with you.
You're fucking liar, bro.
I tried to go to your room to read your hints.
I told you, if you don't believe me, that's on you, man. You shot me with a gun. You have to have to trust me or not.
Motherfucker.
But it's when it shows a four.
I'm gonna trust him. I'm gonna put my faith in him.
Because he probably gets a point too
We're at an impasse here, man, I bet you think that's fucking funny, huh?
Oh, did you press it? Yeah, okay. Yeah, well next time, don't shoot me with a fucking gun
I didn't even get your points, bro
Wait
Hello, Cory, do you have a white button? I do not what the fuck I got instructions for nobody, bro
I have a green button. Have you got many? I got one point and Justin screwed me
and made me lose a point.
I guess it doesn't want to win, bro.
Hello!
I don't think I can help you, man. I don't think you can help me either.
Oh man, you had the red button you said?
Yeah.
I'll push it on a one-house, kid.
I can't go minus one, you fucking troll.
Somebody already fucking trolled me today. I'm not getting trolled twice.
I'm not getting trolled twice.
I'm ready poison can each gets cans they give points but the score leaders can is
poisons. Alright. Interesting. Very interesting. Obviously, I'm not the leader.
What's up?
You must be on one point now, right?
Yeah.
Myself as well.
Yeah, I don't know what to do.
I guess we're safe to eat.
Well, I think if we're on one, we must be the leaders, right?
Because if everybody had one, then nobody can eat the cans.
True.
I don't know what the fuck I guess we're just gonna fucking sit here I guess so I think we're on the next game already all right all right
Word one player chooses a word if everyone guesses it or no one guesses that he loses guess this word and write it down on your board
What the fuck?
Don't play with choosers.
Okay, so someone will be the word chooser.
And it's not me.
Do you have the word?
I do not have the word.
Do you have the word?
No, I don't.
I've seen
They're not fucking with me bro
What the fuck?
You didn't fuck with me at all, bro.
Hello.
Corey, did you have the word?
I don't have any words.
Me neither.
Good luck to you.
Good luck.
Come on, man.
Come on.
Come on!
We need an odd number of players.
Who's calling me?
Hello, Justin.
Did anyone give you a word?
Yeah, I have one word.
Is it chiply?
My word was cheese.
Who gave it to you?
Apollo.
Apollo lied to me then.
He said he had no word.
He said he had no word?
Yeah.
Who told you about chiply then?
Chibley. But then I called him back and he told me he wrote H.C. Justin and then he hung up on me.
So I think he might just be lying all around.
Well, we should be fine then. You write Chibley and I'll write H.C. Justin.
Well, I wrote she is.
Oh, shit. That's a good point.
Yeah, yeah.
If I would have lied to you, he might have lied to me as well.
That's true.
Or to neither of us.
Fuck.
I'm gonna write... I'm gonna write... I'm gonna write H.C. Justin. I think you should write Shibley.
Alright, I'm gonna try... I'm gonna try someone else and just get a little more info.
Okay, okay.
Do you know the word?
Yes, the word is cheese.
Thank you.
You're welcome. Love you.
Love you too.
I
Hello, he's so fucking dead ass with me right now. What's the word?
I do not have the word I've called Corey does not have the word
Or at least didn't when I called him Justin said he didn't have the word
But then Chibley said that he did have the word and then said he didn't have the word which is pissing me off
I had considered that it could be Justin because I called him and he told me that the word was Chibley
Wow, he said she told me to told him that it was Chibley
Chiblee said he could change the word, which I don't know if that's true or not.
But he also said that you told him you didn't have the word.
I don't have the word.
I have nothing.
You're the first person to tell me a word, and I might just have to go with it, so I
mean, I might be cooked.
Okay.
That's, I, Justin told me that first Chiblee said Chiblee, and then he said H.C.
Justin.
I think he's gonna change it, so I might be screwed.
You might just be lying to me.
I don't have a choice.
I gotta write something down.
Good luck.
thing I would do here? Why am I so short, man? Oh my god, they sussed me out and they
inverted on me they sussed me out and they inverted my lie into a fucking truth
Okay, we need to talk about that last round though
I
Just
You
Cuz I did not have the word and I lied to you I lied to you and told you it was cheese
And then it really was cheese. No one got it or everyone typed
I told everyone I think Ryan told me you told me
Kiplie
And then Chively lied to me here
Mother
I'm a lover
Recker
It broke 8 well
what the fuc-
Chively made the wold
Chively you made cheese
oh maybe
round 11 it's overtime
oh oh
floss
juice
oh fuc-
oh
oh shit
do you throw the knife?
I'm freaking out.
What's going on?
I'm going to stab you.
anyone else trapped in the corner of the room watching jubilee and gory go to room
Go to room 4!
I took every fucking world man
I also can't do anything
Can you get killed so we can be free?
Huge, huge players.
Dude what the fuck?
Who, who are we talking about?
What the hell?
What the hell?
Look at yourself!
Look at yourself in the mirror!
But what was the-
I don't know what the fuck happened.
Who had the 3D pointers?
Oh dude, it's me in a lost-slash-mail-fan.
I was the 3D pointer.
I tried to stab a follow and it just killed me.
I don't know if he stabbed me first.
I stabbed you on my screen, yeah.
What?
Wait, was-
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
So us three were tied for three?
I think so, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
But what were the other three dudes doing?
Hiding.
They didn't have an eye to hide, yeah.
I don't know what the point is.
We're gonna die right yeah, you guys didn't get enough so did we all write cheese on that one round?
I didn't write cheese. I didn't believe anybody on the cheese. I
You lied over you. I think
Were you did you know that you were the word maker?
sure. No. We're in the lobby now so you can tell the truth. I'm I didn't know. Okay. I
didn't know. I thought we all had a whiteboard we could write on and someone had a board that
said like this is the word. Did you write cheese on the whiteboard? Here's what it's
saying. Apparently mine said write the word and others had guessed the word. Oh. But
I thought someone just had a board that had a word and then we all had a if you
you could type it all you were guessing, my bad.
I could write any type of cheese.
I wouldn't believe mine.
So your guess became the right answer.
I've seen it.
That's so funny.
Because from my perspective, it looked like I told a lie to Justin.
And out of the 50,000 words in the English language, it happened to be correct.
Which was truly mine.
Or the more likely thing they put in my head is all five of them called each other
and said, let's fuck Ryan.
I know he's lying.
Incredible.
So everyone who wrote cheese got a point
because Chibley wrote cheese.
Yes, yes.
Wow.
That's so funny.
Yeah, because you told me cheese,
and I figured you were telling the truth about Apollo.
So I just called everyone, and I was like, write cheese.
Ended up being a crazy play.
I didn't believe after I was deceived by anybody.
I didn't button this.
Oh, did you press the button, Ryan,
when I said push it on one?
I was just kidding.
No.
But I was already on zero points
because I believed Apollo and he told me to press it on four.
Dude, that's so good because I had your real instructions.
No!
No!
You're not going to be able to do that one.
I hate that.
And I had Chibley's real instructions.
Yes.
I had Chibley's real instructions, but he flipped his button over so he couldn't see it.
No.
Chibley helped me to flip my wire.
It's holding upside down.
It's holding upside down, and I pressed it trying to flip it, and it just killed
me.
You had wires?
I had wires.
Yeah, Apollo had wires.
someone had instructions for wires yeah okay yeah yeah that's why I think his
game is bugged and not the mic because he has no face you got a dot now yeah my
My game's definitely not bugged either.
Oh, so he never moves.
Wait, you son, can you move around?
This is like a DC game.
Oh, there you go.
He just can't hear him still.
Ding-a-ding-a-ding-a-ding-a-ding-a-ding-a-ding-a-ding.
Got a stay on.
Maybe, um, does he know a little sign language?
So how are they going to move their fingers in this game?
I don't know.
Maybe we get him on camera.
Chibli will figure it out.
I trust him.
I can figure out sign language.
He is good with fingers.
Oh.
I got short fingers.
Family just have witches fingers because they're not straight. Oh wow you should go on without me and I reply with a no
emo, but
I
Room three that's pink room. I gotta be quiet. There's an op in the house
else. Yes, yes. Oh, you got your points as a badge on yourself, too. So if you go outside,
you can get information about who has the most points in it. Okay, this is a classic.
I wonder if it's the same rounds wouldn't surprise me
Okay.
Oh, there's a shot.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Uh-oh.
Got him.
I feel good about this one I feel good about this one
I think that's Apollo. He's giving me nothing. Apollo is going to give me nothing on that
because he doesn't need to give any more info.
Yeah, I feel good about that one guys get off the freaking phone get off the phone
They're trolling. That's a
play honestly that's actually what it would have done that
that's Corey but I don't think he's actually room two
Come on, get off the phone, bro!
is pretending to be you at calling room saying room 2
yeah what's up room 2 what for you that's okay
I'm room 3.
Who do we need?
Well, we literally have it.
I'm not answering any more calls, bro.
I'm just going to make people waste their time.
I literally think I have a perfect score.
Let's waste someone's time.
what the fuck what the fuck no shot bro I had it I had it perfect I had it
Perfect
Okay button instructions wires will appear in your room find out who has instructions for your wires and help the player your instructions fit
Green-red black
Hello there, oh
What do you got read out your instructions verbatim and I will do the same
Okay, I will do it in good faith because we're no longer enemies if wires are green red black cut red
It okay, that's not me if what mine is if wires are white yellow red cut red
I did not have wires. Good luck. Good luck to you as well
fucking idiot
What are you talking about I keep calling you pick up
I was literally what the fuck hey what what color what color are your wires white orange
green white orange green it says if it's white orange and green cut the green okay well what
What do you have?
I already cut mine, I'm good.
I- I- Apollo had mine.
Alright, you're being honest to me, okay, I'm gonna go lie to people now.
What the fuck?
You fucking worked?
Holy shit.
Greatest possible outcome by accident?
Hello?
Kate, I've already cut my wires, so I don't need your instructions.
What color are your wires?
I don't have wires, I got them on.
Oh okay, have fun.
Okay.
Hello Corey.
Hello.
Do you still have wires?
I do have instructions for wires.
Have you cut your wires yet?
Oh no, I don't have wires.
I have a button.
I have instructions for wires.
Oh okay.
Well, we can't help each other.
Yeah, all right then.
Oh shit.
Hello?
I know I've already called you, but I just in case you lied and you want to, like, if you feel bad, do you have black button instructions?
I don't have black button instructions, I'm sorry to say.
Okay, I'm gonna have to believe you then.
Wait, you had a button? You were lying to me? You had wires?
No, my instructions were wires. My buttons, bud.
Oh, I don't have a button, bro. I didn't know there could be a button in there.
Yeah, you can have a button. So, wires.
Okay, well, I really hope you're not lying to me after last time I lied to you.
Wait, wait, what was, what did I tell you?
You said read your instructions verbatim and then I did and then I said okay
I'm gonna I'm not wasting your time. Here's my instructions if wires are white yellow green cut the green
Okay
you
Hello Justin cut the green wire. I don't have a green wire. All right
Troll I think Cory lied to me about which wire to cut. Do you think you would? Yeah, absolutely? Okay?
We're getting the right instructions immediately.
This is no P. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
I want to hear your apology, I want to hear it, be genuine about it.
Prove to me that you have the gun first.
You literally just revealed to me that I have the gun by reacting like that way, you know
I have the gun.
I don't know you have the gun, I called no because I thought it would be a cinema moment.
Oh I have the gun.
Well the other thing is, you don't know what room I'm in.
Hold on
All right, we're even we're even now we're even okay, okay back on spy guns. Yeah, new season
Holy shit that was terrifying I didn't even get to play bomb last time though
someone just exploded immediately
hello Kate if one of us starts with the bomb let's just pass it back and forth
and shut everyone else up. Dude that's a great idea. Yes Apollo shot me literally
We got a band together so that the Apollo doesn't win 100% he lied about the wires to holy shit
Stay on the line. Stay on the line just to see if the bomb ever comes back
Okay, okay
Cuz like I've still never seen the bomb to this day. Oh, it's just a dynamite. I think they're doing the exact same strategy
Or you know what they're doing there? Oh my god
These devilish individuals are probably passing it like back and forth
until the time's about to run out and then they're gonna drop it on someone so
we got to get rid of it quick maybe it's all in your head I'm gonna camp by the
door it does not show up in the door it just appears in your kitchen in the
kitchen okay oh I hear it I heard something someone was doing something
with it in the next room. Which room are you in? I'm in 3. I thought you were in 4. I did
hear your door open in the last round. Yeah, that checks out. Yeah. So something's going
on in room 2. Room 2's Apollo. Shit Apollo! What are you talking about? I'm passing
to you okay okay and then you pass it back and I pass it back okay okay I don't
think did you pass it to me you pass it to Apollo oh my god no no it's okay I'll
pass it to you and then we'll diffuse on like 90 or 100 I don't I got I could
give it to you it doesn't you're not you're not on the list I'm passing it
back to you. Okay, I'm giving it back to Paul. Yay! Is that good? Or did he just get a bunch
of points? I think actually, we gotta vote him out. What the hell just happened? What the
hell, man? How did the strategy go so wrong? The strategy went so wrong. Button dilemma.
If both press, oh it's Prisoner's Dilemma, bro.
If both press green, both get plus three.
If one press is red, he gets five, the other's zero.
If both press red, both get plus one.
Winners are those with the most points.
Okay.
Hello?
We just, we got marriage celebrities,
let's both press green.
Okay.
Easiest play of all time.
now yeah let's press on five okay I press green yeah I think in zero it'll
tell us okay we got our points honestly I think I think we just keep
farming oh right wait when when yeah you can press it whenever it's only every
20 seconds oh my partner's Justin now oh my god oh I'm hanging up
They're all on call with each other.
What the fuck bro? Okay, I'm back with Kate.
Okay, okay. Okay, it's you and me again. Let's go green. Yeah, yeah, green, green.
Okay. I'm gonna keep you on the, I'm not gonna hang up because
if I hang up and I, I could hear the reaction, Jade, I want to, I want
you to look me in the eyes if you're gonna betray me. No, no, no, no.
Okay, okay. You did, you did betray the last person.
I did it. Oh, never mind. Okay. Oh
You're the kind of person I would trust to hit green Justin is lying. I mean you have so many points
I have to hit red against you
Well, I think we're just gonna both get a point then and you have a chance to catch up to like Justin if you hit
If you know how whatever you're I don't have time to explain this to you. I'm on red. I'm sorry
Fair enough
Jimmy
No.
Chibley, we're both in a rough position here.
Yeah, what do you want to do?
What do you think?
I think you press green and I press red and I get five points.
I'm thinking we do that but like the opposite way.
Okay, I'm on red.
Alright, I'm also on red. Do you want to switch to green at the last second?
Yeah, go green!
Good try.
this. Corey, you have no chance to
hitch Justin. Can I just keep farm five points off you real quick?
Sure.
You're being so dead ass with me right now?
I push green. I push green. That's my king right there.
Well,
hello. I mean, I have to press red you're in first.
Fuck me out of it.
Hey, how am I gonna talk to Adam?
Oh, shit. I can't let Apollo get another point.
I'm literally gonna press green and feed you points so that he doesn't get even further ahead.
He got to diffuse the bomb.
Yes. Let's both go green, okay?
Oh, okay.
I swear to God, I'm doing it.
If we both go green, we each get three.
My king! My fucking king!
Hello?
Kate?
I'm calling in my husband's favor.
I can catch Justin if you press green and I press red.
But I can catch up, too.
Okay, let's both press green. Let's both press green, then.
Okay.
How could she do that to me?
Bro, my wife literally pressed the red button on me.
I- I- Justin's fucking everyone. I'm gonna be real, you Ryan.
I'm gonna give you a chance. I'm gonna hit green because no one's gonna trust me, but they might trust you.
And maybe you can be Justin.
I like that. You can take red. You can take the orange. You can take the orange.
Thank you my king.
Oh my god I feel so bad he doesn't know that I conspired with Justin to keep him out of
the league.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Go to partner Chibley.
Chibley?
Let's do a group.
Let's do a group.
Chibley you hold my fate in your hands.
I'm going to trust you and press green.
It could put me over Justin.
Oh wait I'm actually about it dude because I think Justin is the one that's going
Wait, I'm actually about it dude, cuz I think Justin's doing good. Yeah, yeah, let's do it
Did you win? Why are you slapping something?
Sorry Julia, press red I have to be honest I pressed red at the last second
Now that I want to rush
Be so fucking for real with me. How many points you have right now?
I have three points. I think I might be in the lead with three.
Okay, I'm at two.
Okay, you can eat.
Hey, did a Paul tell you how many points he has?
Yes.
How many does he have?
Five.
Whoa, are you sure?
I don't think anybody can catch him, honestly.
I mean, I thought I was in the point lead.
Well, what do you have?
Three.
What the fuck I had to
Hello, hello, what's your point total have you eaten your can yet? I didn't like the can
So are we still in line
Hello
What do you have I literally just have my normal face which looks like a cocked eyebrow
What do you have I
Can't emoji or it's not like I can't emoji, but it looks like kind of like I can't emoji. That's right. You're joy emoji
Yeah, yeah, are you do you too? I'm not joy emoji. I'm my default face, which is like guy with eyebrow up
Okay, okay
Who's calling me?
I'm just fucking chill bro. Oh, no, I gotta keep talking. Hello!
On a scale of 1 to 10, how happy is your guy?
Um, seems like a 6. He's got like a mystery of his kind of look to him.
Okay, okay.
How about you? How happy do you look?
I said like a, I mean, I would have said a 7.
A 7? Okay.
6-7!
6-7! I trust this guy.
Hello, sir.
Hi, can I ask you a question?
What was your reaction when you looked in the mirror?
My reaction when I looked in the mirror is, oh, yeah.
That's what I look like.
What was your reaction when you looked in the mirror?
I was frightened, so.
You were frightened when you looked in the mirror.
Yeah, I was a little put off for sure.
But that would mean that you have a different face,
which would mean that if you were telling the truth,
you would have just outed yourself, which
means necessarily you must be lying. Ergo, you must have your normal face.
I can't help you if that's the technologic you're going to get on with.
Assess them out.
Sorry, I literally just saw your line was open. I thought I'd give you a call.
I think everyone assessed you, Ryan.
What do you mean they assessed me out?
Everyone said you or the wolf was different.
Why would they think I'm the one that's different?
Paulo's the one that's different. He's calling me up and talking for like 90 seconds.
What are you talking with me?
What do you mean what's up fucking with you?
Why does that? I've literally just taken three phone calls in a row that people are like,
we know you're lying. Like if I'm being gangstaed right now, I don't understand.
Are you wearing a happy face?
I'm not wearing a happy face. I'm wearing my normal face with the lights and everything.
Really?
Yeah.
There's no way.
I swear it to you.
Think you're fiddling to me
I mean I look when I look in the mirror. I see a representation of my own
Basically, this is a digital representation of my own physical face
I feel like Corey was full of shit. You can't both be full of shit. What did Corey say? I haven't called him in like four rounds
He asked if my mask would look like it was out of place in Halloween store
And they told me he looked like a four out of ten happy
I don't know reminds I got eleven out of ten eleven out of ten happy. Yeah, I have no idea man
And to be honest with you, are you sure you don't have a mask?
I don't know. I guess I won.
Each play. Oh, here we go. Here we go.
Can't press the button with the same player twice in a row, the players with the most
points win.
We all got zero on this last time, right?
Uh-oh.
How about we press at 150, Chibley?
Okay.
I've done it.
GG.
bro come on bro bro come on are you trolling me man
oh my god oh my god oh my jibby we're teaming up with Justin we're teaming up with Justin
We're gonna do it, and then you call Justin, and then I call Justin, okay?
We go like that.
Okay, okay.
Thirteen.
I can't get that one, but that's okay.
Oh my god, I'm fucking freaking out.
I'm back.
Boom.
They're not answering the point.
They're not answering the phone calls.
I know.
I know.
I know.
45.
45.
Nice.
Nope.
Okay.
Chidley, I'm back.
Seven.
Boom.
Boom.
Boom.
Boom.
Boom.
Boom.
We go back to Chiblee. Chiblee's quick with it. 22. I'm not done one. Don't pick up.
Fuck you. Fuck you. I'm fucking up your line, bro. Why? Because you just fucked up. I was
It was bugged cause I was going keep it you didn't answer push my two done
What the huh I got a point bro
I don't know top three good points on that one. Oh
Oh
Oh, oh wait, wait, wait, okay
I think I think I can get over here. Nobody was gonna fall man. I do it. I had the same thing I
Was good to have your phone, but Apollo I'm sorry
I'm gonna vote for someone and I want you guys to understand that he's the one who's fucked the most people over the whole time
There's a one over my head, isn't there?
He lied
Remember I sacrifice my points for you that one round if you vote for me, it's it's that's a number of three
I want to vote for whoever is the most points. I don't know who that you should write. Oh, it's yeah
We but we said he were even
No way
Justin was on three and he can he just he didn't win Corey just one. Oh, yeah, you're Justin
Yeah, I had three points and then I told everyone at three points
And they all ate the can because I was in the lead then but I'm not in the lead anymore
Well, why I'll put it on Corey
Why?
Why would you put it on me?
No, no, no, I think I think I'll put it on me.
I'm not an Oli! Oh my god, you're gonna get me.
Oh, you can see the number if you look up!
You're the dynamite!
I lost the last two games!
You're the dynamite!
I have a negative.
Zero over here to Polo, don't worry.
No, I don't. I'm late.
It's over.
You guys got fucking gamed by Corey and Justin fucking you again.
You know what I mean? I'm not fucking anyone.
He's doing this!
He's doing this!
He's doing this!
He is.
I voted with you, I voted with you.
Is this what it's like, man?
Is this what it's like?
I'm in the lead and they're all picking each other apart.
They didn't even think for a second it could even be me, man.
Man, do you have the word?
Mine says, guess the word.
I guess.
Open up.
Knock knock.
Open up.
Open up, knock, knock, open up.
What the fuck are they doing?
Yo!
Wait, do you have the word?
I do not, I have guessed the word.
Yellow!
Dustin, do you have the word?
I don't have the word.
I have guessed the word and you I have guessed the word
we got no into all loop background if I find anything for you though you to you to find
ourselves in a very interesting situation I'm gonna be real I think we've been helping
each other more than we've been hurting each other this game do you have the word
I do not have the word, do you have the word?
I wrote the word.
You wrote the word?
I wrote the word, it's very unguessable.
I don't even know if I spelled it right.
I'm gonna be real with you.
But here's the deal.
Corey is winning.
I'm almost certain.
And if Corey's not winning, Justin's winning.
So if I give you the word, you can give it to anyone
else but don't give it to either of them
and don't give it to someone who will give it to them.
Okay?
Okay, I'll give it to nobody then.
That works too.
No, you should give it to Chibli.
Or you should tell Chibli a lie,
because we can't sit here and just be the two of us.
I see what you're saying.
Okay.
The word is oblong.
Okay.
I will now tell it to Chibli.
Okay.
the
jibley up all the told me the word is all
long
very importantly he told me to tell you
not to tell it to just in a court
okay that's all I got
That's all I got for you.
Are you short? Is that 2-0s? Is it Upload?
Well, you should call Apollo and double check, because he said he didn't even know if he spelled it right.
So you should call him and tell him.
Okay.
Here's my thought process, Chad. I'm not picking that up yet. I gotta pose it aside.
I think Apollo lied to me, and he told me to tell Chiblee, because when I said tell no one, he was like,
know then I can't verify that Ryan is not gonna fuck me so I need him to pass
the information on to somebody else so I passed it on to Chiblee so that Chiblee
would pass it on to Paolo so that he would know that he could trust me hello
Corey what's the word what's the word what's the word I don't know the word
every single person I called just said they have guests this sucks
Hello Apollo much like the first round
The 20 seconds left. I'm giving you an opportunity to come clean
Absolutely, I consequences whatsoever. I told you the truth and you spelled it. Oh be
LNG oh be LNG. I told you Lee. I told you Lee not to tell Corey and Justin so our bargain is fulfilled
understood
What the fuck bro?
I told the truth but then I changed the word.
Motherfucker, that's as bad as a lie.
I didn't lie, I just did something else.
That's a lie in the end of truth's clothes bro.
What the fuck man?
What the fuck are you crying?
What the fuck are you talking about?
He wrote movie.
He, oh my god, that's post-game gaming.
Apollo wrote the word.
Ah!
What?
Why didn't you tell me it was oblong?
Because it told me it was oblong.
I started telling people it was Australasia.
Australasia, motherfucker.
Don't tell me you don't know anything about Australasia.
Oh, shit, I think Kate won.
Oh, shit.
Unless Kate ate the can here.
Wow!
Oh, I think K1.
I'm so, Corey fucked me on the guess.
Which guess?
On the costume guess.
Oh, I fucked everybody on the costume guess.
I was nuclear on that one.
Oh my god, you guys voted for the guy in second
to last place on the vote.
Yay!
Yay!
Yay!
Yay!
Yay!
Yay!
What the fuck?
Sway.
Oh wait, no knife room.
You all lied to me about not having the word all.
I didn't have to lie!
Everyone lied.
I'm sorry to make an alliance with me
Just lying through his teeth
So I wasn't gonna help you but turns out it was not either you can say that shibbly. Yeah, I don't lie sometimes
Okay
I'm talking through a Logitech Microphone!
I'm running now!
It might screw you over on the first round, but we'll see.
Okay, that's solely okay.
Shoutout to MOLBA, who's the only reason I'm not in tears right now.
Seriously, thank you for helping me.
Thank you, MOLBA.
Bubble to go, bubble to go.
I will press the button.
Let's get in there.
Oh, and nobody said my drip is the drip in the Riz.
I don't know how to do the phones man. Everyone susses me out on the phones immediately
The only other thing is how did everyone suss me out on the mask, bro
because on the mass ground I was like I thought I just said I look like I
normally do
was it a false positive maybe it was a false positive they just assumed you were
You're lying.
Fuck!
I got a surprise.
What the fuck?
Yo, what's up?
Yo.
I think I know who you are and you're in
I know you are, you're Ryan, I'm Apollo, what's your room number?
Cause you didn't say what I called, I didn't see it.
Wait, you can't see my room number?
No, I don't know, I already had the phone, I can't remember.
Why don't we just trade roles?
Why don't we just trade identities and get the most points?
Who are you?
I can't.
Hello, this is K-Mobile and I'm in room number two.
What is your real room?
My room is earnestly room number two and my name is Kate
So that's you song hello
That was you song you can say earnestly
Are you quarry?
Are you quarry?
No, support.
I think it actually was Chibblyb.
I need two, three, four.
Okay, here we go.
Come on, get off the fucking phone.
Get off the fucking phone.
Get off the fucking phone.
Get off the fucking phone.
Wait, I'm three.
Get out the fucking phone.
Wait, I'm three.
Hoop.
Watch this.
Watch this.
Hello?
Who am I speaking?
That's Cory, bro.
Which means you are Justin boom literally perfect
Justin no, this was Ryan shit
Oh my god
No.
Well, Ghibli, if it's us, we need to get a triumvirate and just pass the bomb back and
forth between the three of us.
Okay, who's the other one?
You got a favorite here?
Let's get U-Song in because he didn't get to play.
Okay, yeah, yeah.
So I'll pass to you.
You pass to U-Song and tell U-Song to pass to me.
Okay, yeah.
Hello.
Hello.
Right, right, right. So me, Justin, and I are going to do the bomb diffuser.
Okay, so the three of us. You, Justin, and myself.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, sounds good. Does he have the bomb? Do we know yet?
No, no, we don't, we don't, we don't know bomb, but if we, if we get one.
Looking.
Did you guys have a right?
Were you in like six?
I was in three.
You were in three.
You were the one who kept saying bro, I think.
No, I said yo.
You never said bro?
I never said bro, I said yo.
Oh my gosh.
Did you say I'm chibbly?
I think I got chibbly right.
Chibbly was long, right?
I thought chibbly was six. I thought Apollo was one.
Oh.
Oh
Any action yet no no actress said to say I think it's gonna be a polo
It's gotta be it's gotta be a polo and Cory and maybe you song that got it
Cuz I had a rival alliance with Chiblee because we happen to be on the phone at the end of the last one
But I would have ditched that for our triumph or any second
well
Unfortunately, do we have any timers? Is there a way to know?
I think if you're with the bomb, it beeps faster the closer it is to exploding.
Or maybe if we get it, then we should send it to Apollo and then just kill him.
But he might diffuse it and just get some points.
In the last second though?
Wow, that's a good point. That's a good point.
I think we're more likely to catch Corey sleeping though.
Cause he might be like, oh, oh, Cory defused a bomb.
Oh, that was fun.
Thanks, thanks for looping me in though, I appreciate it.
Gift bear.
One gets a teddy bear.
He chooses who to give it to.
Blood pact right now.
If I get a bear, I'll give it to you.
Yeah, yeah, blood pact right now.
Okay, okay, okay.
That's good.
If you hang up, the blood pact is ruined
because I'm assuming you're gonna call everybody
and make a blood pact with them as well.
No, I would never.
I'm starting to think we'd, okay, you know,
I'm freeing you from the blood pact
so we can make some calls to try to make this
what happened.
Okay, okay.
Justin, handsome, handsome, Justin.
Do you have the bear?
No.
Okay, you know what?
I can't be mad about that.
I can't be mad about that.
He didn't get to play for like an hour and a half.
Fair enough.
that's you that's very dessert in fact in hindsight if it had gone to anybody
else it would have seen you know what not this shit again man
hey let's have you have zero points right yeah let's have an alliance for this
one full guess the word I have guessed the word what do you have I have guessed
the word okay but open open comms yeah yeah okay if you find out the word you
tell me I found the word I tell you vice versa yeah all right bye bye
hello hello cori guess the word I also have guessed the word what you
defused the bomb I did I'm speaking truth to power we cannot be a alliance
together hello hello do you have any
information no do you I also have no
information okay okay hello hello you
song what does this say on your chalk
board it says okay I'm gonna be really
smart enough to pull this all up it
says right the word it says right the
word it says write the word okay so I'm
I'm gonna tell you how this works.
Yeah.
Whatever word you write becomes the password.
So true.
So if you write the word, let's say you write ball.
Yeah.
If nobody guesses ball or everybody else guesses ball,
you get no points.
Okay, so one other person has to be in on this with me.
Yeah, one to four or one to five.
Okay, all right, that's absolutely fair.
I do. I should let you know that someone else gave me a point earlier and now my soul belongs to them.
I kind of have to follow that instinct. They own me, you know what I mean?
Right. I believe that that... was that Corey that did that?
Look, I'm not ad-liberty to say. I don't even know whose steam name is who's, you know?
Because I called him and he made a squeaky sound with the phone.
Hey, I did he...
If it was a teddy bear.
I think he's being freaky with it because I was I was fully begging him hat in my hands for a point
And I don't think he gave it to me. Yeah, um, but as in exchange for me teaching you how this mini game works
You should be so kindest to pass me the word
Can I can I call you back genuinely? I got a lot of people blowing me up right now
And so I just need to make sure
I'll be forever devastated if you don't give me the information given that I told you how the game works
So I think that you got 90 seconds.
This is fucked up, I'm too scared right now, okay, bye.
Hello, Jesse.
Did you find the word, Ryan?
YouSong told me that he was the word writer
and I taught him how the game worked
and then he refused to tell me
what he's gonna write down,
but he said he would call me back later.
YouSong told me he didn't have the word,
but since I was so nice to him in the previous round,
he would let me know if he found out the word.
What the fuck, man?
What the fuck?
I don't know, I don't know if you saw him with a lie to me.
Are you lying to me?
I think that he told me a lie, cuz he, I don't know, he just didn't sound trustworthy.
Chibley sounded depressed.
That could be real. It sounds like he's telling you the truth.
I don't know who else to try, everyone told me they didn't have the fucking word.
Alright, I'm gonna keep this line open and I'll try to pass it on to you if I get it at the end.
Okay.
Oh, shit. Get ready.
Don't keep him on the phone the whole time.
Chibley, I'll try to make an emergency phone call.
What, you have the word?
Yeah, it's Biden.
That ass?
Yeah, Justin gave it to me.
Justin told me that you sounded depressed when he called you.
I was depressed because no one's calling me, but everyone's calling me that's why I'm so happy.
Okay.
Kate, I know nothing but you know.
No, that's not, you're lying, you're lying.
I'm not lying, we have 9 seconds, do you know anything?
You can work, I don't have any work, keep the work!
Right Biden, right Biden, B-I-D-E-N.
What the fuck, bro?
I was trying to call you at the very end of the second, you successfully, emotionally, manipulated me.
I was literally gonna tell you, but you were the fuck, no.
Now I wrote Biden, and I told my wife to write Biden, because Chibli told me that the word is Biden.
I've heard that Chibli's been lying, and I don't trust anyone anymore.
Okay, I'll talk to you soon.
Bye, bye.
Cool dude.
Hey, I want you to know that was not me.
Ghibli told me that the word was Biden and you song was supposed to call me back with
the right answer, but he never called me back.
It's too late, Ryan.
I swear it wasn't me.
How many points do you have?
I literally have zero.
Here, I'll read you.
This is my chalkboard verbatim.
Press the black button when timer shows seven.
Are you sure about that?
Yes, 100% sure.
So you can trust me what is your chalkboard say if wire are white yellow green cut the green
Okay, that's not for me
So please whoever you keep calling people pretend that you still have yours and lie to them and get them to cut something
That's not right. Okay. We can do this. We can do this
Jibberish, I'm going to read my chalkboard for you
Okay, press the black button when timer shows seven
Okay, I'm going to read mine.
Okay.
Press the green button when the timer shows full.
I don't have that one.
Best of luck to you, Chibley.
What do you have?
Because I was lying.
Well, why don't you read your chalkboard again then?
Press the white button when the timer shows full.
Motherfucker. Motherfucker. Motherfucker, man. Hello, Corey.
Hello. I think we called each other at the same time.
I got high hopes for this. Okay. My chalkboard says press the black
button when the timer shows seven.
Okay, I don't have a button.
Okay.
Do you have wires?
I would just like you to read me what your chalkboard says.
If wires are white, red, and yellow, cut the red.
I don't believe we can help each other, but I wish you the best of luck.
Alright, good luck.
Motherfucker, man.
Motherfucker.
Well these guys have got too much fucking shit to talk about with each other.
Come on man, get off the fucking phone bro.
Yellow.
Dustin, mine says press the black button when timer shows seven. Can you read yours for me?
Yeah it says press the green button when timer shows eight.
Can you read the real fucking chalkboard motherfucker?
That's such a bad lie, that's such a bad lie.
What do you have?
I want you to just read the board, please.
It says cut the red wife.
Motherfucker, tell the truth!
It says press the...
It says press the...
Motherfucker!
Man, motherfucker!
Goddamn it!
It's just a lie after lie after lie.
They got themselves out and they said,
Let's just keep talking
It's simple. Let's just keep talking
Yellow
Someone else has my information that we'll give it to me
Oh my gosh
You son-
Oh!
Your chalkboard quickly!
Motherfucker, man
Motherfucker
Bullshit, you motherfucker
Uh, cut yellow
I tried to help, I don't know, that was my instruction
fuck you you motherfucker give me the gun give me the fucking gun give me the
fucking gun immediately yes I I hope they give me the fucking gun because I'm
not just gonna shoot someone I'm fucking I'm gonna torture them for the
whole time obviously we're not picking that up give me the gun I guess I didn't
get the gun I'm realizing I didn't get the gun
behind the door is crazy tech I don't think they'll shoot me they're gonna know I'm on
zero points it's on the desk who said that Coltie CM what the fuck man minus
What?
They're from the old inspired to kill me bro
Of course
What the fuck
I'm literally ripping the damn phone out the wall man. It's just a device where people lie to you through it turns
It turns honest people into liars
How are you feeling about opening the door?
I am so far out of the lead.
I need to just find a way to grief as many people as possible.
Okay.
Yeah.
How do we do this?
Um, because we need to make an even number of players open the door, right?
Right.
And we have an odd number in the game.
Right.
Um, so if we, if we both open, then uh, we're fucked.
Yes.
Okay.
So I think you should open the door. Here's what I'm gonna do. Yeah, people are gonna ask me why I didn't open the door
I'm gonna say I don't even want to play the game anymore. I'm gonna pretend
Ganged up on me and actually like ruin my fun and then they're all going to feel bad
And they're gonna funnel points to me for the rest of the game
Real quick, you wouldn't marinate someone who just spent an hour and a half sweating through their shirt
not being able to figure out how their microphone works in this game, you wouldn't marinate someone like that.
I think it's a path to a possible point for you and it's a path to a possible point for me.
So I think this is a win-win.
Alright, I'll see you right now. I'm opening the door, okay?
Okay.
Alright.
And then now we just do silent treatment.
Now we just do the silent treatment.
We don't respond to anybody's phone calls for like the first two minutes of the next round.
And then when the next when we get to like the last minute I pick up and I go like what's the point?
I'll
I mean there's not much point to really playing if you guys are just gonna shoot me every time
Hello
Did you hear all that through the door?
Did you hear my entire plan through the door?
I lost a point on that one, so I think that the word we're searching for is sorry maybe.
I'm sorry.
Well, they can say huge.
Okay, I'll see you now.
Okay, I'll talk to you soon. Bye.
Ryan. Yes.
Push it on zero. Okay.
Hello. You wanna do a nine?
Yes. Okay.
Hello?
You son of a fuck to me, help me recover.
Three, or two?
Probably works right?
I'm a negative one.
Oh shit.
Motherfucker man.
There's a lot of bad blood but I think we can fix it.
Fourteen?
Let's do it.
I didn't mean to call you.
Motherfucker, man.
He's in, he's in.
I'm taking up your phone line because I know you're doing something with Ghibli right now.
What? No, he has like a weird thing.
That makes sense. Press on three.
Oh, I, my was on cooldown. I'm so sorry.
Motherfucker. Motherfucker, man. Press it on four.
Okay, gotcha.
Fuck you, buddy.
Got your ass.
Oh!
Press all.
Oh, he's pressing when the last number's six.
Wait, that's smart, man.
Yeah, thank your wife for that idea.
Press whenever the last number's eight.
I got points with Kate just for press I just I could just steal chipleys and press on six
every time oh whatever I got points oh I should have I should have just stolen strategy
man. Yo, we got points together. How did we do that? Chibli told me your strategy so I
just voted on six. Oh shit, let's go. Hey, well this is right. Hello everyone. I've been
in a lot of spots every round. Chibli, you, Chibli. I tried to do it but the loader was
Blocked out. There's a delay after you push the button. So
Justin I did not mean to screw you over
Jenny only honest I think chivalry Jenny in these three
No, everyone's hearing in the button every
I screwed you accident. I was on the pool. I was me. I was truthful and then I realized that I
When my door opened it's good to see that.
I'm the same point as 3 because I've lost every damn round.
Friends, I'm not going to win this game.
I'm just going to not make any fun out there.
We can throw you some there.
No one even calls me.
Remember how sad I was?
I called you.
I called you sad, but how fun are you?
You all swapped our votes for Robbie.
Because I have no points.
Who had the word?
I have no points.
I had the word.
This guy had the word.
You had the word.
And I'd try to disseminate the word at the very, very end.
But no one was talking to me on the phone.
I have to play this.
You have the point, Justin.
He left two, he left two seconds.
He left two seconds on the phone
and it was like I'll call six people in two seconds.
I thought about the game worked
and I was last in mind for the phone call.
I was invited, it was really funny.
I'm literally not gonna answer and they're all gonna think it's me but it's not gonna
be me it's gonna be them they're all gonna be a hundred percent convinced it's me which
is definitely gonna be wrong and then I'm gonna have a like sixteen percent chance to
be right. First, I know the plan. First, two phone calls from everybody, don't answer.
So then they start to talk to each other and they go, oh, he's not picking up. It must
be him because he's not picking up.
Wait, what's up?
Y'all, would you, do you think you'd catch your, your mask in like a 1920s film?
Um, I, I would be surprised.
I'm not saying it's impossible, but I would be surprised.
How about you?
But I have to agree with you regardless of what you say, right?
Why?
Don't accept. Don't accept. Shibley will use an empath. He'll think that I'm crashing out, so we don't accept this phone call.
Wait, he might just keep doing it. He might just keep calling
Not at all
Hello, what's your face? What's your face?
What's your face? I
Be smiley face. Okay. I'm also happy smiley face
Okay, okay. I would never lie to you. We're well, okay. You did shoot me with a gun in the head though
That's that was the chat chat made me do it. Okay, that's it's good for YouTube shorts farming. I can't be mad
Are you sure you're not I'm a happy face. I literally have zero points. There's nothing I can do
Okay, okay. Okay. I have happy I have happy face, too. I'm a happy little frog
Just fucking
Excuse me!
Oh my god, nobody's home.
Oh, good lord.
Hey, gentlemen's agreement.
Yeah.
Sorry, sorry, gentlemen's agreement on three.
We both say how we're looking, okay?
Okay.
Uh, one, two, three.
Frog.
Wow, that's so fucked up.
Okay, I'm, I'm not...
Oh wow, okay.
Who are you? Who are you?
Ah, let's just say I'm not a frog.
Bye, son!
Who's this?
Hello, sir.
be so real with me how happy are you like two out of ten like it's on the
mask yeah are you lying to me no bro I'm the same mask I always am weird green
guy I don't believe you mother fucker man
Oh, it's...
We take post.
It's so funny, man. Motherfuckers.
Cory, this is a tough game.
I
Told Kate I'm a happy guy and then after like a minute of the call I said I'm a happy little frog and hung up
fuck up I got screwed you so you
freaking you went out of you talking so
loud
I wasn't zero points mother fucker
Oh my god
Oh my god
Oh my god
I can't see
It's not wrong
Make a circle
God damn it
What is this
We gotta open the tiebreaker around
Help me!
Help me!
This is like how we strike lives
You guys can't even move around, man.
Why would anyone try to kill you?
Is this someone alive?
Can you die faster?
I can't see anything.
I also can't see anything.
This is dubstep.
I'm curious.
Oh my god, it's a polo again.
It's got medics.
Well, one more insanely fast one.
It's uh, yeah, okay, okay.
Okay, okay, thanks.
They definitely will be dead though.
Yes, yes.
Yes.
Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. It's a clean slate now. I got to rework my strategy.
Room call every time, bro. They know it's me every time. I'm literally turning my mic off.
That
That was Corey, her to squeaky ass chair, but I don't know what room he was.
Okay, that one's Kate. Nobody else is talking. Everybody's on the same line.
What was your song?
Leave this up so that we know who's calling us when they call.
And then they think that we don't know, but we know because we can see the incoming call
on this screen.
Hello from you as well.
Who's this?
I know you're in room 6, you motherfucker.
That's Cory.
The way you said fuck is very Cory.
I know you're in room 7, motherfucker.
What the fuck?
That's Justin.
Process of elimination.
The guy who never picks up his phone is Apollo.
Talk to me.
I know you're at room three.
what is your favorite food my favorite food is New Zealand food
Bacolbao marinated so married I gave her a little bread crumb for free she's
a hundred percent picking chibli on that one
I know you're in room 7 motherfucker.
4 and 5, I'm in 4.
Who the fuck is in 5?
Who have I not put down yet?
Chibli.
Guys, I think I have to be this has to be perfect
Cinema fucking cinema bro, it was that we got the greatest strategy of all time
Did you get points I got points to
wait you didn't think it was chibli that likes the New Zealand Taco Bell wait
Kate let's let's press on the nines okay okay nice every nice and I'll loop
someone else in the program motherfucker
I'd love to set this up on a good foot. 150?
Press every eight.
I fucked him.
Go ahead, press every three.
I can't.
Motherfucker.
Motherfucker.
Yellow.
Hello, Justin. Would you like to press on every three from now to the end of the game?
Yes, let's do it right now.
Okay.
What the fuck, Justin's fucking me.
Motherfucker.
Hello.
Corey press on every one.
Okay.
Motherfucker.
What the fuck, Justin's fucking me.
He's just got a present.
Motherfucker.
Hello.
Corey press on every one.
Okay.
Motherfucker.
What the fuck?
Okay.
Motherf-
What the- no points with Ghibli!
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to fuck you, you saw him said four and then it was like too close.
What the-
So push it, push it on me!
On me.
Okay.
Fuck you, buddy.
Every three.
Every three, every three, every three!
Yo!
Next nine, next nine.
Okay, okay, okay.
Yeah, next nine.
Every night?
Okay, we got it, we got it.
Motherfucker.
What the fuck?
How old is that eight? This is...
Every night, every night, every night!
I'm not answering my fucking phone, I'm not answering my fucking phone.
I didn't miss five nines bro, it said no points with lovely mobile.
It said no points with lovely mobile.
Someone was fucking me and making it look like I was fucking them.
There I need points bro
Yo, what the hell happened there?
I I asked you to press every night. I got zero points in the whole round. I got zero points
I press every night. You got four points. I got zero points. How does this happen?
I have no idea how that happened, but I press it every night
Did you press it every night?
Well, I was pressing it a lot obviously cuz I got zero points
Did you press it every time?
Well, there were some that I didn't press on 9 because it said no points with lovely Momo
But I tried to press every other 9
Well, that's what I did. I thought I got points
No, no, you did get some points. To be honest, I looped people that were not prepared for this into it
So it wasn't me then. It was him
I thought I would get one... I thought I would get...
Fucking bear
There's a thing every time
He's love bombing us
Oh, he's love bombing us?
It gives one person a point
Yeah, one person apply it
And I if I keep it do I get it? I don't know
What the fuck man, what the fuck I
Need to see a video essay on what happened in the button game
I feel like if we had Justin on threes and Kate on nines
We would have won a hundred percent well the three of us would have taken it to the to the moon
One of you is just differently. Okay. This is my game
Hello, Justin.
Hello.
Where is a place you would see yourself?
A pond.
I would also see myself, perhaps, in a marsh.
In a marsh or a pond.
Okay, thank you.
Well, he knows I'm fucking right.
Hello.
Hey, on three, you want to see what we're wearing?
Yeah.
Okay.
One, two, three.
One, two, three.
Yeah.
Okay. One, two, three.
Alright. I'll see you in hell.
Grab it.
Grab it.
I can only say that Corey is sus.
And you song is not sus.
You song is sus.
He tried to get me to say what I was on three and then he didn't say what he was.
Oh.
I mean, I actually think it's Corey.
I'll just tell you that I have a clown thing on.
Do you have a clown thing on?
I have a frog thing on.
That's not true.
I lied about the frog thing last time too man, but I don't even know if there is a frog outfit
Okay, I'm a clown
You got me you know a skill check skill check
Yeah, yeah, yeah, what are you?
Okay, right because I love you. I'm gonna only only tell you only only I'm going to tell you the truth
And you don't have to even call other people. Okay, okay?
I am the one that's odd out.
What is your mask?
I am the green depressed looking guy.
Well I'm a frog.
And someone else said they're a clown.
Wait, you're a frog?
Yeah.
Are you a...
Wait, I kind of look like a clownish too.
Like green depressed?
Well I have nothing to do with that.
With that I'm a frog. I'm not a clown
What are you calm I'm a frog your problem you're confusing me. I thought it was the old one out
Are you really green mask yeah, okay, thank you for the intel I'm I'm a clown I'm a clown
Cory, talk to me.
Who's calling me? Who's calling me?
Be so real with me. Were you lying to me?
I'm a frog, bro.
Are you sure?
I swear it to you. Every single time I play this game, I have the same mask on.
I don't know if I can believe you.
This is the same thing that happens every time.
So if you're lying to me, you're giving it to Apollo, isn't it?
No, so.
because Apollo said you were all fucked up
I'm not he told me that he told me Cory is all fucked up
what did he tell you he was?
he said he was a clown
yeah also a clown
and then I said well that's crazy because I'm a frog
and then he said I don't even think there's a frog in the game
and then I said oh that's because I'm a clown
oh fuck
are you really a frog?
nah I'm a clown man
I know it's you, I think it's you.
Bad luck brother, bad luck.
Thank you so much for the point.
Of course, of course.
Look at that, okay now.
Sheen obviously, aw fucking doors, doors man.
Well, here's what I'm thinking.
Hello?
Alright, I didn't think it was Kate.
Did you get it right?
I did get it right.
Oh my god.
I did.
Oh my god.
I used the powers of deduction.
She had to convince me to leave the room last time and then we both lost a point.
It's like if an odd number leave, everybody gets a point.
No, if an odd number leave, the people who left get a point.
Wait, let me see this.
No, if an even number of people open the door, they all get minus one.
Oh, if an odd number, they all get just one.
So by telling me to open the door, Shibley made us both get minus one.
Well, by me staying in the room and everybody else going outside.
I don't think everyone else did.
I think only like four people did.
Okay, I'm gonna stay in the room. Okay, you're gonna stay in the room. Yes, if you're gonna stay in the room that I'm gonna stay in the room
Huge
Okay, I think you're in the lead I'm just gonna tell you Justin and I are committed to not leaving the room
Yeah, we're not leaving the room. I'm not leaving the room. Wait you said where you and you and who?
Okay, okay
Sorry, I forgot to say bye.
Okay, bye.
It goes like send me out.
Chibli, are you actually committed to not leaving the room?
No.
He told me that you and Chibli, you and her were going to stay in the room.
Well, our Houston might go out, so if you go out, I might go out.
out. Okay, you and me, we both go out. Okay, no. Did you go out? I went out. Did you go
I went out I went out okay. We didn't betray each other
You're not gonna shoot me are you? I don't think I'm gonna have a gun man. I'm just I'm just gonna cower in the corner
Okay, here comes comes for Intel
You gonna pick up I was gonna be honest with you. I'm not allowed to yell you were you the one to open the door at the end?
Yeah, that's there ever like I don't care. I've lost already. I wanted points to I wanted points to
Celebrating and you open the door. I didn't you can you can read through the door
The person who's working for the K yet okay
No, you got to kill Kate bro. Kate's winning bro. I just love the feeling of power
Don't you know it can't be Justin? It can't be Justin. It can't be Justin
Don't stop body blocking me
Why do you fucking hate Cory?
One second left, one second left.
Just look at you, the radio, pick up the phone and look at the numbers there.
One second.
Oh my gosh.
We passed the bomb back and forth.
We passed the bomb back and forth.
We have to have a third person to check that doesn't work.
Yeah, you need Kate.
You need Kate.
Kate's fucking winning, bro, I can't be Kate.
I can't be you then what the fuck man nobody wants to talk huh nobody wants to
talk oh who's got the bomb yeah I got the bomb mother fucker why didn't you
call me. Give me the bomb I just called. No because everyone else at this point is in a truce with
the other in an alliance with each other. Join an alliance with me in Chibley.
Hello. I got the bomb you're the only one I trust cut someone out of your existing
alliance and put me in. Okay, you be you song. That's I could not trust it more call you song
and tell him I'm gonna send him the bomb then he sends it to you and you send it to me.
Okay.
I'm fucked. Hey. What?
Uh, do you still have the bomb? No, motherfucker. I got stabbed in the fucking back.
Wait, it came back to me! Fuck you!
Give it to me! I'll give it back to you! No! No!
I send you the bomb. I believe that we are engaged in a mutually beneficial situation.
Yes, I send you the bomb. I send you the bomb.
Okay, when do I defuse? Or do I never defuse?
No, no, just keep passing it back and forth.
I feel like I'm gonna lose a point here if I never do this.
Alright, only if it goes beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep.
Okay, I'll see you now. Okay.
Now it's just a game between Kate and myself.
Who is your bomb chain? You have a bomb chain. You need to tell me.
Enjoying the gameplay?
Why are you letting Kate?!
Bro, she fucking screwed me! I was gonna defuse!
I was gonna get the point instead!
We're gonna have a bomb, friend!
I had Corey be with us waiting!
Corey was waiting the whole time!
What the fuck are you?
You gotta fuck her!
Stay on the line!
This is crazy, man!
Stay on the line!
Stay on the line!
I'm gonna betray her. Just wait.
Stay on the line.
If wires are white, yellow, green, cut the green.
the green. If wires are yellow white black cut the yellow. All right. Hello Cory. Hello.
Do you have a what do you what do you have on your whiteboard? I would okay. Mine says
if wires are white yellow green cut the green. Okay. What do you have a button or wires?
I would like you to read your chalkboard to me and not ask so many questions. Press
the black button when the timer shows 8. I can't help you on that one but thank you for your feedback.
Hello. Okay. Okay. Which one do you have? If wires are white, yellow, green, cut the green.
Oh, I don't have that. Do you have buttons? Can you read your chalk board to me?
Yellow, yellow button when timer shows 4. It's not meant to be.
Oh
Hello, Chiblee if wires are white yellow green cut the green
Okay, my king my king you trusted me
What do you got? Can you read your chalkboard to me?
If why is the red white and green cut the red?
Can you read your real chalkboard to me?
If why is the red white and green cut the red?
Can you read it to me a third time?
if why is a red white and green cut the red I thank you for being honest
Justin Justin you song Justin you song Justin you song Justin you song Justin
Just in a USong, please?
Just in a USong?
Just in a USong?
Just in a USong, please?
Hello?
If wires are white, yellow, green, cut the green.
If wires are white, red, yellow, cut the white.
Legendary.
Thank you.
No, no problem. Are we on this anti-catered alliance together or what?
I think we have to be, yeah.
Okay, I really appreciate that.
I like it. People killing people, dying. Chibly you song, Justin Ryan.
Hello, I don't have the information for you.
Do you need information?
No, I'm already done.
Yeah, I'm all done with my two on Slay.
Oh, okay, chill.
All right, that's nice, man. How you doing?
I'm doing good, man.
That's cool.
I top-frag the competitive CS match before Slay the Spire 2 came out.
I love that. How are you enjoying Spire too?
Uh, it's really hard. I lost like my first four runs.
No fuck.
What is that, man?
What does the co-op look like? I wanna play the co-op.
I would love to. I would love to.
I have no idea, honestly, what it looks like.
Yeah, check that out some day.
Maybe we can peep it tomorrow.
Yeah, maybe we could maybe we can go.
Let's Lincoln build.
I'll do it. You wanna do it on you?
For 9am?
No, no, let's do it, man. Look at that. We're making moves.
I'm even, I'm pacing with the damn telephone in the office right now.
now. Oh man I loved I was leaning against that desk. That's so sick. All right well
yeah I'll see you tomorrow. Later. I was lying to him I'm never gonna play that
game with him. I'm just kidding wouldn't that be fucked up?
I'm not winning this game like I was shot with a gun for
Wait, yeah, Cory gets my vote no matter what you guys figure the rest out Apollo can attest to this
I will I will just truthfully say I have two points. I believe because I lost a point
I'm expecting when the top you mean I believe yeah
Oh my god, I did not realize it
I've been lying about my number because I didn't know it the whole time
I believe I've been playing a pretty honest game Apollo can attest I fold it under zero pressure and I've just been kind of honest
Yeah
By the way, how many boys you have to literally every one this game
You're gonna vote for the guy that has no chance to win or the guy you have no points you saw
I have 0-8 big points.
I think we should give the chip the point.
I think we should give it to Chiblee.
I have to give my vote to Corey because I shot him.
I give the guy that has a fighting chance the opportunity to win.
What happened to Chiblee?
I'm in the broken leg.
Let's tie it, me and Corey.
No, Chiblee's gonna keep winning it.
I don't want to jigsit or anything.
Oh, I can't vote for myself.
You can vote for me.
Vote for Chiblee!
I'm afraid I can't let you do that.
Did that work? Did the vote for me work?
Ah, dang it.
Song song.
Song song elected.
Hello?
Please, I beg you!
Word draw. This one pisses me off, bro.
Oh, what I wouldn't give to be the one writing the word.
Hang on, I'm picking something up.
Hello, Corey.
Hello.
Do you have guests or write the word?
I have guests or word.
What do you have?
Yeah.
I have guests or word as well, but who knows if either of us are telling the truth.
Okay, let's puzzle this out.
Want to give me, Chib, or Yusong points?
And maybe Justin.
Oh, I could just fuck everyone.
Who's calling me?
The worst part when people hate you is they don't... oh, hi.
Do you have guess the word or write the word? I have guessed the word. What do you have? I have guessed the word
Okay, Kate has guess and Justin has guess maybe I'm not a lie. Oh, so nobody is right fantastic
That that seems that seems real logical, man
You're the writer. He said I have got something buy me a dinner first by the way
What the fuck?
Okay, wait, you're not writing the word?
I have guessed the word!
Okay!
It sounds...
Okay!
Hello?
Bro, someone's lying.
Brian, what's the word?
There is no word, bro.
You have to tell me the word.
Well, you have to pick a word and then...
One second, someone's out the door.
I
Just
Yo, are you the word, man?
What's your, how many points do you have?
I've got two.
You got me.
You got me.
I have a plan.
I have a plan.
Oh, Corey, you gotta get off the phone, Corey.
Get off the phone.
Corey, get off the phone.
Corey, you gotta get off the phone.
Hello?
Corey, you are the chosen one.
Why am I the chosen one?
I'm gonna write down the word kimchi.
You can choose who to pass this information on to and how to use it as you see fit.
Okay.
Godspeed.
And then I write it in fucking humble.
Hello.
Please, give me the word Ryan, please.
I literally don't know it bro, I don't know it.
I know, but I can't tell him that.
Hello!
I only have 50 seconds with you, please tell me the word, please!
I don't know what it is!
Please!
Bye!
No!
Hello!
Can I have the word?
Can I have the word?
It's not for me to give.
I
Yes
Why'd you lie to me Corey I didn't I said kimchi well, yeah
I was so sincere when you quarreled
Oh my god
I've been talking to my call for like two minutes
I had two points
Why would you have to answer my door?
Why do you want your life?
They gave me the hammer and they expected me not to wield it
This is bullshit by the way
Oh my god Kate this game is going crazy
What do you mean? What do you mean?
Why would that be yes?
Really make intention? Okay.
We were all pretty even.
Oh Bob? Okay, a lot of people can get points.
Damn.
Wait, someone gave Gate the Inn on that round?
We had the anti-gatalitis?
What are you doing?
Oh my goodness.
We didn't have a chance, man.
These competitive YouTubers.
Winner gives them the answers at least.
okay a win for kate's a win for me bro yeah
please yes I'm out of here guys it was a pleasure
I left a discord call and everyone was still talking I was confused that was fun
It looks like tomorrow we're going to play say this by or two and then battle super battle golf
I'll send you over to my wife's dream enjoy it your afternoon
And I will see you tomorrow
Peace frog you gotta you gotta proof read your message
Because I think you meant to write my son was born
Two days ago. Why didn't you tell me how sweet being a dad is but you left off the last letter in son
So it sounds like you got married to someone who was born two days ago, which is just I mean, that's a busy couple of days for a person that just was born.
That's insane. That can't listen. You can't, you can't be doing that. That's for sure.
Anyway, I'll send you over there later.