SWAG THE SPIRE 2 w/ @michaelalfox @dumbdog @hcjustin | !prime | Mister No Back Hair

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SWAG THE SPIRE 2 w/ @michaelalfox @dumbdog @hcjustin | !prime | Mister No Back Hair | Mister New PC

03-06-2026 · 5h 02m

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[00:00:00] Bro, do not get me started on Peter Bogdanovich, okay?

[00:00:20] Maybe one day I'll make it back to Peter Bogdanovich, but what's up doc, 1972, piss me off so much

[00:00:27] I never want to see another Peter Bogdan image movie as long as I live. I'm sorry to say

[00:00:36] She literally ruined Ryan O'Neill's life for no reason for no reason

[00:00:51] Not to mention they like burned down the hotel man

[00:00:57] Wait, wait, someone told me I'm not I'm not wait. This isn't even a parody yet. This is just literally it ain't me babe by Bob Dylan

[00:01:12] Yet he do you like the rolling Thunder review version of it a me babe. I kind of like it more than the

[00:01:18] The Dylan by as version

[00:01:20] First two tracks on the Rolling Thunder review bootleg series part five.

[00:01:24] Bro, because I'm talking about the bootleg series volume five.

[00:01:27] Rolling Thunder review Bob Dylan's concert from 1975.

[00:01:30] You don't want to hear about that, kid.

[00:01:32] I just thought...

[00:01:33] Because I'm talking about my next food invention

[00:01:36] and I know Ryan's going to be like, oh, get bent.

[00:01:39] I love food inventions. I love food inventions.

[00:01:43] Yeah.

[00:01:44] Wait, what is it then? What is it?

[00:01:46] I was just lying. I wasn't actually thinking of a food invention.

[00:01:49] invention. You had me go.

[00:01:51] I could come up with one real quick.

[00:01:53] Dayquil glazed donut could go crazy.

[00:01:55] It's not so much.

[00:01:57] And actually, I could use that right now.

[00:01:59] They don't know.

[00:02:01] I did like a like a like a pizza ingredient draft stream

[00:02:05] a couple of weekends ago.

[00:02:06] So like my chat like would draft the ingredients

[00:02:08] and I had to like make those pizzas.

[00:02:10] Anyways, one loom.

[00:02:12] I don't think it's like unique, but I've never had it before.

[00:02:14] Kimchi on pizza.

[00:02:16] Oh, very good.

[00:02:18] Also, queso on pizza.

[00:02:21] Okay, well hold on.

[00:02:22] Queso mentioned.

[00:02:23] Okay, well, holy hang on.

[00:02:25] That queso is more of a burger guy, too.

[00:02:26] Have you seen the YouTube short?

[00:02:28] You putting queso in replacement of the cheese

[00:02:31] or extra cheese on the cheese?

[00:02:33] Extra, extra.

[00:02:34] I don't know about that.

[00:02:36] But you don't bake it with the queso

[00:02:38] you do the queso after you pull it out.

[00:02:42] I think if you made a pizza with a queso base

[00:02:45] And like, like some sort of like, like, like pickled jalapenos and stuff like that.

[00:02:50] It would go kind of crazy.

[00:02:52] I think you would do better to just put all of the ingredients from that and

[00:02:56] skip the queso because it already got cheese on it.

[00:02:59] It's, but it's a different cheese.

[00:03:00] It's spiced.

[00:03:01] It's like, you do like, like, oh, you know, hear me out.

[00:03:05] Hear me out.

[00:03:06] Nyquil latte.

[00:03:09] I'm not a dayquil latte.

[00:03:13] So it's kind of counter like this.

[00:03:14] I guess you wanted to be decaf.

[00:03:16] Hey, can I have a venti decaf naikwilate?

[00:03:19] Wait, that actually kind of goes hard.

[00:03:21] Oh. With an extra shot.

[00:03:24] No, do the little pearl thingies at the bottom

[00:03:29] full of the juice stuff, but that's just naikwil.

[00:03:32] So you suck it up a big straw.

[00:03:33] We need more medications like naikwil

[00:03:36] that just kind of, it does a thing and it works

[00:03:38] and ain't no one complain about it.

[00:03:40] Apparently it does also give you dementia later in life

[00:03:43] if you abuse it, but I think if you just use it when you're sick, you're probably chill.

[00:03:48] We need more drugs that are good for you.

[00:03:50] Good idea.

[00:03:51] Right.

[00:03:52] They need to make more, like they need to create like a, like a cocaine that's good

[00:03:55] for you.

[00:03:56] Yes.

[00:03:57] Why is it that all the cool shit bad for you?

[00:04:00] I know.

[00:04:01] The problem is, if a drug is bad for you, it's hard to avoid.

[00:04:06] And if a drug is good for you, it's impossible to get.

[00:04:09] Because the medical system goes, well, you don't need this.

[00:04:11] You just need fluids and rest.

[00:04:13] Yeah, I could use cocaine that's healthy food. I went to bed at 4 a.m. And then I set an alarm to wake up at 8 a.m.

[00:04:20] Listen, that's until 4 a.m. Again. That was me

[00:04:25] Which probably doesn't want you to say this and I've never done cocaine, but I bet it's a dosing thing

[00:04:31] I bet if you did like just a little bit of cocaine

[00:04:36] It would be good for you

[00:04:38] And only when you really really really really really needed it like micro dosing cocaine

[00:04:44] Yeah, just like almost like a barely enough dose to provoke a response. I bet it would be good for you, man

[00:04:51] Cocaine's one of these drugs. I don't know what it does like I don't like I don't know

[00:04:55] I just always this existed as this meme drug that everyone makes like a stimulant, right?

[00:05:03] It's a crazy stimulant and also makes you want to get more of it

[00:05:06] That's for that.

[00:05:07] Okay, well, that's every other drug.

[00:05:10] Yeah, I never, I never tried it because I was like, that sounds bad.

[00:05:14] Tommy Lee Jones' daughter just died of a cocaine overdose.

[00:05:18] I don't know.

[00:05:19] It's an insane bummer, dude.

[00:05:20] I know.

[00:05:21] A little bit of a bummer.

[00:05:22] I don't have the iron.

[00:05:23] I'm not unlocked.

[00:05:24] Yeah.

[00:05:25] Basically, don't do drugs.

[00:05:26] What the hell?

[00:05:27] I can see your mouth.

[00:05:28] That freaking the fuck out.

[00:05:29] Oh, I can see your mouth, too.

[00:05:30] Oh, we can see your eyes.

[00:05:31] I don't want to be this guy.

[00:05:32] Don't touch it.

[00:05:33] Don't touch it.

[00:05:34] I don't want to touch it.

[00:05:35] You've left my game.

[00:05:36] I came back I wanted to play ironclad again just because I haven't played the silent yet

[00:05:41] I only have the ironclad unlocked

[00:05:43] I played one game yesterday and I won tremendously holy

[00:05:49] He's great

[00:05:52] That's not how you spell reagent or region. That's the region bro. You guys got the micro binder unlocked. No

[00:05:58] Not yet. I got two guys. I need to do the region still, but I didn't um

[00:06:02] I can't understand how this works.

[00:06:05] Okay, yeah, you should you said you got you want to run right?

[00:06:08] I want to run with the regents. I did win a run with the regent and the entire run for

[00:06:14] the last half hour. I'm going I don't know what I'm doing at all. And then I just played

[00:06:19] every card in my hand that and none of them did any damage and the enemies died. And

[00:06:23] I went all right. Hey, sounds cool.

[00:06:26] I want to remember there was a stipulation. The stipulation is that I'm lying. I did

[00:06:31] not when it runs. Oh, yeah, sorry. Liar.

[00:06:37] It's funny. It's so funny.

[00:06:38] This isn't Scam Line. We got to tell the truth.

[00:06:41] Oh, shit. Sorry.

[00:06:42] I still think about that.

[00:06:43] So are we each picking a thing here?

[00:06:44] I literally have no idea.

[00:06:47] An acorn ball drops to relics.

[00:06:49] Oh, yeah, we have different things then.

[00:06:51] We have different things.

[00:06:52] Oh, OK.

[00:06:53] I have a large caps.

[00:06:54] I'm.

[00:06:56] They're taking me in a minute.

[00:06:57] Oh, I could see what you guys are taking to your deck.

[00:06:59] I got Tuning Fork

[00:07:04] I love relics, that's how I won yesterday

[00:07:09] The Potion Show deal 15 damage

[00:07:14] What does Procure mean?

[00:07:19] I guess we all go on our own path

[00:07:24] We can't all go on. Oh, yeah, we vote. Yeah, you know, you guys know you can draw, right?

[00:07:30] Don't do it. Don't do it. No, Justin. Just oh, it's typing. Wow. I thought you were drawing the

[00:07:36] penis. Those were the balls and the color is based on your character. There it is. Okay.

[00:07:40] Wait, so you could probably draw on the board to be like, this is the play you should do. You

[00:07:46] should do that. And then this guy will hit you. Oh, is anyone have a bunch of gold and want

[00:07:54] want to go to that early shop.

[00:07:56] I have $99.

[00:07:57] I'm $99.

[00:07:59] I'm looking up.

[00:07:59] We got an elite right here.

[00:08:01] Oh, shit.

[00:08:02] This is awesome.

[00:08:03] This is awesome.

[00:08:04] This is sick.

[00:08:05] I'm going to be real.

[00:08:06] I'm kind of liking the like.

[00:08:08] We can only do two elites.

[00:08:10] Maybe this.

[00:08:12] Maybe this.

[00:08:13] You guys like that?

[00:08:13] Yeah.

[00:08:13] You like that?

[00:08:14] Yeah.

[00:08:14] Don't mind the lines.

[00:08:15] No campfire though.

[00:08:18] That's OK.

[00:08:19] We don't need one.

[00:08:19] Well, there's a campfire before this.

[00:08:21] I can elite.

[00:08:22] Yeah, it's very little no shops so we won't get a shop but sorry one shop at

[00:08:30] the end of the year too yeah exactly huge all right I'm voting so I'm going

[00:08:37] out so there's so much help oh my god turns so I have just you guys have some

[00:08:45] blocks of every 10 skills I gain seven block and on my stuff I start combat

[00:08:50] 10 blocks

[00:08:57] If I do defend, am I defending all of us?

[00:09:00] No, I think you're just playing for yourself. I want to throw some stuff out there and attack the...

[00:09:05] They have a lot more health.

[00:09:08] If I do nothing and y'all are going fast, it goes to my case.

[00:09:14] Are you waiting for my turn now?

[00:09:17] So I guess this is how much damage they're doing to each of us like they're gonna debuff all of us and do three times two to each of us

[00:09:25] Wait, I need you

[00:09:30] Okay, okay, okay, wait, I have a bash. So wait if I bash

[00:09:39] Yeah, that's awesome. So my name is honestly at a certain point will probably have to be like oh you go first

[00:09:45] I have some actions too, did you guys put up any blocks at all?

[00:09:54] I had no blocks.

[00:09:55] I drew all my blocks in the first round.

[00:09:57] I frail bro.

[00:09:58] Well you guys are playing as the ironclad and I see that mouth has a little bit of

[00:10:04] block so what I'm thinking is you guys are going to heal after battle anyway.

[00:10:09] I'm going to weaken this one just to take two damage off, get them closer to death.

[00:10:13] Go to death.

[00:10:14] I'll play some blocks myself and then there you go

[00:10:18] I might have been able to kill that guy maybe if we had maybe not I don't know

[00:10:22] Oh

[00:10:24] And get stunned but be like really strong after that. Oh

[00:10:28] From the damage of it here

[00:10:30] Oh, we should just kill this guy for sure. He's got 20 health. Yeah, okay. Let me let me throw you kill that guy

[00:10:36] I'm gonna bash the other guy. Oh, I can I can neutralize the other guy. So kill smart smart

[00:10:41] I can kill him

[00:10:43] Oh yeah, she stunned anyways

[00:10:45] Well then no need to block this turn

[00:10:47] Exactly

[00:10:49] That's beautiful

[00:10:51] I'll play it, just play it

[00:10:53] This is kind of neat

[00:10:55] It says at the start of each compact

[00:10:57] I can't read

[00:10:59] Procure a potion shaped frog

[00:11:01] But I don't know what that is

[00:11:03] Oh it's a potion

[00:11:05] It does 15 damage

[00:11:07] It's pretty good

[00:11:09] It's pretty good.

[00:11:09] I'm just gonna smack him.

[00:11:12] I would say that could've been big case.

[00:11:14] Wait, we're maggiating this guy?

[00:11:15] Oh, I wanted to kill, I wanted to kill, I wanted to kill.

[00:11:18] 18 money.

[00:11:19] Had a card.

[00:11:20] Skill potion.

[00:11:22] If you guys like setup, strike a lot.

[00:11:25] I could be the vulnerable guy, I have tremble.

[00:11:28] Okay, all right.

[00:11:29] I was gonna say, I saw a lot of vulnerable stuff.

[00:11:32] I think they pumped up the vulnerable.

[00:11:34] I'll take a bunch of vulnerable stuff

[00:11:36] so you guys don't have to.

[00:11:38] and you can focus on damage, you know?

[00:11:40] There you go.

[00:11:41] Draw three cards, discard one.

[00:11:42] I can't see that.

[00:11:43] Haxed in 4x.

[00:11:44] Yes.

[00:11:45] To be honest, I have no idea what my characters' themes really

[00:11:48] are, so it'll be interesting.

[00:11:51] Yeah.

[00:11:52] I could do forge.

[00:11:55] Forge is a mechanic where every time you play a card,

[00:11:58] it buffs the damage of a specific retain card.

[00:12:03] Or.

[00:12:03] Oh, that's nice.

[00:12:05] There is perfected strike as well.

[00:12:08] basically by the by the way apparently we can potion each other

[00:12:19] sorry guys I was mad slow on that one

[00:12:22] little freak for steam punk wait Ryan are you're the region right in the region

[00:12:28] yeah okay I think I'm just gonna block up here on this turn because I'll weaken

[00:12:33] this little turd I only have one block I said yeah I mean I actually kind of like

[00:12:37] I'm gonna dig multiplayer in the early game

[00:12:38] because we all just have strikes and blocks.

[00:12:41] I have extra strikes and blocks too.

[00:12:44] Oh, I can throw my potion in his ass.

[00:12:46] I get a potion every combat.

[00:12:47] I have a fire potion but I'm hanging on.

[00:12:48] Yeah, your frogs here-

[00:12:50] No, no, no, no, no, no, hold on.

[00:12:51] But, vulnerable.

[00:12:53] Yes.

[00:12:54] So sexy.

[00:12:54] You're a huge smart.

[00:12:58] Acrobatics.

[00:12:59] Do you want to do an acrobatics?

[00:13:00] I'm also gonna extend his vulnerability as well.

[00:13:04] I do, I do.

[00:13:05] We're definitely not killing them here, so I'm going to block up.

[00:13:09] You say block up?

[00:13:10] Oh, I did only need, I didn't see the week in my bag.

[00:13:12] Oh, damn, do you guys see my sword?

[00:13:14] You have a big sword.

[00:13:16] Oh, great.

[00:13:18] I've never seen that character, I don't know what the hell he's about, other than

[00:13:23] he got a big sword.

[00:13:25] Damn.

[00:13:26] He's got stars as well.

[00:13:27] So I can do, on my turn, I can do 39 total damage if we can get him to 39 HP.

[00:13:34] It looks like he's blocking anyway.

[00:13:37] So I'm just going to send everything out of my hand.

[00:13:38] Yeah, I did.

[00:13:39] Oh, he threw 39!

[00:13:41] Holy!

[00:13:42] Let's go.

[00:13:43] Let's go.

[00:13:43] Huge.

[00:13:46] Yeah, Ryan's the guy in the chair.

[00:13:48] We might be the best to ever do it, man.

[00:13:50] Oh, I love a skate plant.

[00:13:52] Bubble, bubble.

[00:13:53] I didn't go in anger, I love anger.

[00:13:56] Anger?

[00:13:56] That's why I won my one other run I did.

[00:13:59] Anger can be really good.

[00:14:00] With the vulnerable combo, yeah.

[00:14:01] I have an inflame, but I think I'm going to go anger.

[00:14:04] Breakthrough is pretty good, it's a nice damage.

[00:14:06] Oh, that's great.

[00:14:07] I'm gonna go poison build, uh...

[00:14:10] Love it.

[00:14:11] Cause I need to get poison, but if enemy has poison,

[00:14:15] apply nine poison for one energy.

[00:14:17] You like this?

[00:14:19] Hodge.

[00:14:20] Oh, sorry, he's Polly now too.

[00:14:22] He's Polly, he's got two wedding bands on.

[00:14:25] Oh.

[00:14:26] Oh, this is a battle.

[00:14:31] Bro, what happens if you use a frog potion on a toad?

[00:14:34] Toadpole might be a buff

[00:14:38] Use the buff I have a vulnerable who do you want to target?

[00:14:42] If I had to guess

[00:14:47] We're probably not gonna be able to kill the attacking one on turn one

[00:14:53] I'm gonna I'm gonna weaken the other one so that we only one defend to get to the

[00:14:58] I probably should have said that way earlier, but yeah, that's fine. I don't

[00:15:02] want to be under the fence anyway, so it's whatever.

[00:15:06] Guys, we might be awesome so far. This is kind of crazy.

[00:15:10] I'm so ready for us to get to like Act 2 and everything goes south. Does anyone have

[00:15:14] a vulnerable for the guy on the right? I have a breakthrough. I do not.

[00:15:18] I have a weakness for the front guy, but I think we kill him. I'm pretty sure we

[00:15:22] just kill him. Okay, don't take him again. I can kill him with one attack.

[00:15:26] Okay, okay

[00:15:29] There's a whale on the back guy huge

[00:15:33] It really does give you the feeling of your beating his fucking ass man

[00:15:40] He do get thorns I see I think we can't can we use cards on each other I

[00:15:45] Have a candle hang on and oh

[00:15:48] oceans on

[00:15:52] Can we kill me I can dedicate two strikes

[00:15:56] Um, I could do 16 more damage right now. I could do 18 more damage. I could do nine. I could do a niner

[00:16:04] It sounds like it's not enough. You got none Ryan. Um, I mean I could do 18

[00:16:09] But maybe we stall them for a turn if people have blocks

[00:16:13] That's a good plan. Okay. We're defending

[00:16:18] There will be cards that can be played on teammates what oh

[00:16:21] Like, we get them or that's in the roadmap?

[00:16:25] I've heard there's multiplayer only cards.

[00:16:27] I can bash if you don't have a map.

[00:16:28] Oh, he's already on the map.

[00:16:29] He's vulnerable already.

[00:16:30] He's neutralized.

[00:16:31] I think he's in the map.

[00:16:32] He doesn't have thorns anymore.

[00:16:33] Whoop his ass.

[00:16:34] My dreams.

[00:16:35] I got the kill.

[00:16:36] I got the last kill.

[00:16:37] Oh yeah, look at the stack.

[00:16:38] Look at the stack.

[00:16:39] There were like 20 cards waiting to be played.

[00:16:42] Oh, dismantle.

[00:16:43] Holy, delay damage if the enemy is vulnerable hits twice.

[00:16:49] That is big.

[00:16:50] You know you can get enchantments that raise the damage of a card.

[00:16:54] Whoa, oh.

[00:16:56] I'm going to take a thrash.

[00:16:59] But hold on, I'm going to look at the...

[00:17:02] Apparently in like the board game,

[00:17:05] it defends upgrade into shareable ones.

[00:17:07] But no.

[00:17:08] I just looked.

[00:17:09] That's interesting.

[00:17:11] Oh, my bad.

[00:17:14] Look at these little rat birds.

[00:17:16] They're rats.

[00:17:18] Great rats.

[00:17:19] Yeah, I got a neutralized...

[00:17:20] Let's hold. Oh, sorry. Okay. Oh because one rat has less health than all the other rats. We should probably target him

[00:17:27] Yeah, 74. Yeah

[00:17:29] I'm gonna smash that with a vulnerable. I

[00:17:32] Got a lot of care. I have

[00:17:34] Has anyone not spent any energy? I have not Justin

[00:17:39] I have a card that gives another player five strength this turn. Oh, I think I could kill that prick probably

[00:17:45] let me go for it I can I have the the frog that's the Apollo

[00:17:50] the gun enjoy it oh I'm gonna enjoy it

[00:17:53] I'm the gun enjoy it thank you

[00:17:58] okay so check this out

[00:18:05] I can kill you sir

[00:18:08] I'm gonna get hit for six but that's whatever

[00:18:12] I'm also going to get hit for six, but that is whatever.

[00:18:14] You guys get hit for six at least, right?

[00:18:16] This is debuff coming.

[00:18:18] That's true, you do heal for six.

[00:18:20] Right.

[00:18:22] I have a tremble to hold. I'm going to tremble this guy.

[00:18:24] And I can dismantle him.

[00:18:26] Ho-ho-ho!

[00:18:30] I'll weaken the other one because it looks like that cast toast.

[00:18:32] Oh, I might have to kill him.

[00:18:34] I can kill him otherwise.

[00:18:36] I can kill him, but I want to defend, yeah.

[00:18:38] I'll weaken this one.

[00:18:40] get a cool sword and then defend it, you know what?

[00:18:46] I just won't just hit him, I think he's done next turn.

[00:18:50] That feels so awesome to go last, like I feel like I'm being such a pussy,

[00:18:53] just waiting for you guys to throw everything and then making the optimal turn.

[00:18:57] No, it makes sense.

[00:18:59] It tends to summon a monster.

[00:19:01] I could bash him, I could bash him, I could bash him.

[00:19:04] I could bash him, I could bash him.

[00:19:06] Here's 30 and on his ass.

[00:19:08] All right. Oh, is that just watch out if we get a card that someone has lethal on it.

[00:19:13] We want to make sure that that they're in the perfect spot on the stack.

[00:19:20] Question mark. No, no, I'm saying.

[00:19:23] No, I'm saying, saying it's pretty cool.

[00:19:27] Any poison, any poison.

[00:19:30] He needs poison.

[00:19:32] Boys, oh, we all get different events here.

[00:19:35] Did we all get brain leech?

[00:19:36] Brain leech.

[00:19:37] Yes, that's right.

[00:19:39] Sharp paint on the top of your head.

[00:19:41] I like sheer and all-in.

[00:19:44] She's one of five out-fors.

[00:19:46] Are you decked?

[00:19:47] Lucifer and a colorless card reward.

[00:19:49] It seems like we all get different rewards.

[00:19:52] I don't think you vote.

[00:19:55] I have the same options, but I think you don't.

[00:19:59] I'm taking a bludgeon.

[00:20:01] A bludgeon.

[00:20:03] I have a card that eats a card and takes its power.

[00:20:06] Oh

[00:20:08] Listen to this shit

[00:20:10] All allies draw two cards. That's amazing. That's incredible. That's huge. I took outbreak every three times

[00:20:17] You apply poison deal 11 damage to all enemies crazy. I

[00:20:22] Took a dramatic entrance. So we got a little more damage on turn one, but I'll avoid playing it until we see if we get vulnerabilities

[00:20:30] Living

[00:20:33] Affliction on your cards. Oh

[00:20:35] Oh, some Zolopano, I shouldn't even spoil it.

[00:20:37] There's an enemy that will steal a card like a thief,

[00:20:41] but it could be awesome because he could steal a bad card.

[00:20:44] And then when you kill him, you can choose whether or not to.

[00:20:47] My game became silent all the audio when I was.

[00:20:50] Oh, you're not playing that character.

[00:20:52] Hi, oh, I didn't have a vulnerable this turn.

[00:20:56] I'm luck. Oh, oh, oh, play all your attacks.

[00:20:59] Deal five damage, deal an additional five damage

[00:21:02] for each time another player has attacked the enemy this term.

[00:21:04] Oh, no, I already attacked I got the audio back

[00:21:09] 40 damage turn one attack that sees now you're gonna have to go first Ryan. No, no, I have to go last cuz it's

[00:21:17] It works after you guys

[00:21:22] Okay, I see I see I see well, I've got my 32 day. I've got a vulnerable. I'm gonna throw that on him

[00:21:28] To you know, I cannot play my huddle up now, but that's okay. We're limited anyway

[00:21:34] He's very vulnerable I'm gonna do I'm gonna do a setup turn. Oh, no

[00:21:45] I'm gonna take a little bit of it. Yeah, I'm walking is a great icon. That would be a good email

[00:21:50] You're gonna buy this mantle, but it can you unbuff me? I got I got crazy damage this turn

[00:21:55] I know I I create a card now and then so that five strength one is not

[00:22:00] reliable

[00:22:01] I'm afraid to say

[00:22:04] what's going on with this gas bomb here he's gonna blow us up for a damage this

[00:22:07] turn I think yeah and it'll attack for eight before being destroyed anyway yeah

[00:22:13] I think when it gets killed it's there's like no he's gonna go a little

[00:22:17] abandoned combat without its leaders I think if we kill the big guy I might

[00:22:21] just walk off I can do I can do 57 damage I don't have a lot to do nothing

[00:22:28] I can't do anything in that case

[00:22:33] I did as much as I could oh

[00:22:36] I actually hold on I got this as well way way we got him bro

[00:22:41] huge

[00:22:49] I got two points deadly oh snake bite though, but that's expensive retain though

[00:22:55] I'll do more vulnerable. I'm a vulnerable guy.

[00:22:59] I got to go cheap. I got to go cheap.

[00:23:01] Alright, here we go boys.

[00:23:03] What do you think on your potions?

[00:23:05] What in the freak is this?

[00:23:07] I've got a potion and a colorless.

[00:23:09] The first time, you're later below it becomes colorless.

[00:23:11] Oh yeah.

[00:23:13] Hang on, I've got a huddle up.

[00:23:15] Is this a good term for everyone to draw two cards on the setup?

[00:23:17] No, I've got a bludgeon for three.

[00:23:21] What if I played a three energy malaise?

[00:23:24] enemies lose x-strength and apply x-weakness.

[00:23:27] That's a great intro for sure.

[00:23:29] It sounds nice.

[00:23:30] It sounds like it's not a good drawing turn, though, Apollo, I will say.

[00:23:32] I could throw a fire potion at this thing.

[00:23:34] Should I?

[00:23:35] You should save it and see if it gets us to lethal on a turn in the future.

[00:23:40] I'm gonna throw my rock potion, because I have it.

[00:23:42] I'm just hitting it one time.

[00:23:43] I kinda drew ass, unfortunately.

[00:23:46] So he will not be made vulnerable this turn, I'm guessing.

[00:23:50] Just huddle up and make me draw cards, because I might be able to draw one.

[00:23:53] I mean, I could use the draw too, so it wouldn't be a total whiff.

[00:23:58] Iron Swarm.

[00:23:59] Okay, it did make me draw, but I drew two defense, unfortunately.

[00:24:01] And neutralize them.

[00:24:02] I think I might just play my defense.

[00:24:06] I will hit him a little bit.

[00:24:09] I gotta think about my turn just ever so slightly.

[00:24:12] Because I have no defense in hand.

[00:24:16] I'm thinking, probably just play this.

[00:24:20] Oh, yeah, I could use potions on you guys. That's true, but I'm gonna use them on myself instead. I

[00:24:27] Still have no defense, which is crazy, bro. Stop making me make haste

[00:24:34] I got I got things on the go

[00:24:40] What would I know you did have a vulnerable I drew it right at the end

[00:24:44] I used the potion to un-forge, I'll go order a one this turn because I had like three and I didn't draw any yet

[00:24:50] So you're always potion first

[00:24:53] Do not play your attacks just yet on the next turn. Still no defense is crazy man

[00:24:58] Well Pa, how much Slayerspire one did you play? Like 300 hours? Oh, okay

[00:25:04] That's enough. How much I did. Give me a look

[00:25:08] Okay, I have my vulnerable throwing it on him. I did two hundred and twelve hours

[00:25:14] Zero times three is pretty awesome. He's going to empower himself.

[00:25:19] Well, yeah, we...

[00:25:26] That's a fairly exciting number, cause...

[00:25:28] Fair, fair.

[00:25:32] He may get stunned on this turn if we can put out a bunch of damage.

[00:25:36] Next attack has seven additional.

[00:25:40] I can do a bunch of damage, I'm just going to go for it.

[00:25:44] I'm going to hold on to my fire potion as well here for me to do 12 more damage.

[00:25:53] Did I defend up?

[00:25:54] Did everyone already hit?

[00:25:55] Yeah, I can't hit any harder, unfortunately.

[00:25:57] I'm going to suck for that one.

[00:26:02] That's unfortunate.

[00:26:03] I'll be taking quite a lot of damage here then.

[00:26:05] Are you your ironclad?

[00:26:07] Yeah.

[00:26:08] You'll figure it out, bro.

[00:26:12] That's why you got Burning Blood or whatever it's called that when you play with it it

[00:26:16] fucks you on every other character because you're like why is my HP so low?

[00:26:19] Well he's definitely getting stunned this turn.

[00:26:25] Huge.

[00:26:26] And then.

[00:26:29] I

[00:26:34] Then

[00:26:37] He's taken another turn off huge mistake

[00:26:42] At my boys, I holy damage the blood in his ass. He's dead next turn for sure

[00:26:52] I thought at least we're supposed to be hard, but we're vulnerable 99

[00:26:59] Well, he's got to be toast. No, I don't have a lot of damage, but I gotta I gotta neutralize. Oh, wait, he already was we

[00:27:09] I can hit him for

[00:27:11] 25 I'll be able to mine him for 18. We can kill him just swing swing. Yeah swing away George, etc

[00:27:20] Oh, that the boys is gonna go. Yeah. Yeah, it wasn't I'm not gonna waste my potion then

[00:27:26] Sucker oh

[00:27:29] Oh, Vajra!

[00:27:31] Guys, normal enemies are so good.

[00:27:33] I got Mirrored Horn.

[00:27:35] Normal enemies drop additional card reward.

[00:27:38] So I've got a power here.

[00:27:39] Take double damage from enemies.

[00:27:40] Allies take half damage from enemies.

[00:27:42] Wait!

[00:27:45] I could try to build like a shield build or something.

[00:27:47] Yeah, you could play defense build.

[00:27:49] That's kind of cool.

[00:27:52] I, Justin, might work too,

[00:27:54] because I have kind of a block build slash poison build

[00:27:58] I'm working on.

[00:27:59] So maybe if we get the multiplayer cards, we could block each other.

[00:28:04] Imagine if you put an event in the game that lets you swap a card with your partner.

[00:28:10] Imagine.

[00:28:11] Do you guys want me to take this tank thing?

[00:28:15] Because I don't have any shield yet, but I could try to build towards it instead.

[00:28:18] So body slam build and if you get in trench and barricade as a block boy is very strong.

[00:28:28] The only reason I'm are lucked in is I already have two angers.

[00:28:31] Yeah, well, and you got bludgeon.

[00:28:33] I think you got to stay DPS coded for us.

[00:28:36] Yeah, I'm going to take this mantle.

[00:28:38] It's twice if they're vulnerable, which is doing that a lot.

[00:28:41] Okay.

[00:28:42] Yeah, I'll stay DPS-y.

[00:28:43] Yeah.

[00:28:44] Play what the game's given you.

[00:28:45] I love, I love, I got like a little vine.

[00:28:47] Oh my God, it's rolling for greed in me.

[00:28:49] Wait, wait, wait, I think we're all picking.

[00:28:50] No, we get to pick.

[00:28:51] Yeah, don't pick.

[00:28:52] You need potion belt, right?

[00:28:53] Yeah, Apollo, you get potion for your frog drop tonight.

[00:28:58] I feel like either me or Malph should take meal ticket

[00:29:01] because we don't have any other way to heal right now.

[00:29:03] Same with the Regal Pillow.

[00:29:05] Yeah, which one do you want?

[00:29:08] I think you need upgrades more because you

[00:29:09] want to get like a catalyst going.

[00:29:11] So maybe you want to not rest.

[00:29:15] I don't want to rest as much.

[00:29:16] So I'll take Regal Pillow.

[00:29:17] OK.

[00:29:19] Oh, we get to vote too.

[00:29:20] So you got to vote.

[00:29:21] Oh, that dude, that's teamwork right there.

[00:29:24] That's just huge.

[00:29:26] They did a really good job with this.

[00:29:28] I might not ever play any other video game ever again.

[00:29:31] This is awesome.

[00:29:32] I got a hunter clap.

[00:29:34] Huge.

[00:29:34] I'll just go ahead and drop the magic entrance.

[00:29:37] You guys want to go down the toad pole?

[00:29:39] Do you think we got enough?

[00:29:40] Yeah, we could probably get his ass.

[00:29:47] Oh, we got his ass.

[00:29:48] Oh, and with Gremlin, I get to draw even if you get the kill.

[00:29:52] Yes, that's great.

[00:29:54] I

[00:29:58] Kind of wish the game gave me some shims though with this build, but I mean I'm telling you

[00:30:07] I poised a phone. Oh, I thought that was an attack. Um

[00:30:12] I'm just gonna

[00:30:13] Do we think we're gonna think we're killing them? I can't kill him this turn. It takes me a while to get some setup going

[00:30:20] Unfortunately

[00:30:21] I'll be blocking myself.

[00:30:23] I will, I'll put a little weakness on him.

[00:30:26] Maybe he's easier to get there.

[00:30:29] And, you know, I think we just kill him next turn, so I'll just hit him hard.

[00:30:39] Oh, just you.

[00:30:40] I've got the bludgeon.

[00:30:41] He's toast.

[00:30:42] Oh, wow.

[00:30:43] I was trying to get my head to it.

[00:30:44] I was practicing.

[00:30:45] I was getting my hits in.

[00:30:46] You know, at the end, it's probably going to be like who got the most last hits

[00:30:49] And then we're going to be like fuck fuck fuck.

[00:30:53] Dude, bad.

[00:30:53] Strengths are good on the enemy.

[00:30:56] Oh, so.

[00:31:00] And I got a.

[00:31:02] I got a.

[00:31:04] I got a.

[00:31:05] So you to ask your all's opinion.

[00:31:07] Hmm.

[00:31:08] I do have Dominic, which is crazy.

[00:31:10] Gain one strength, reach vulnerable on the enemy and then exhaust.

[00:31:13] But I've also got pillage draw cards until you draw a non-attack card,

[00:31:17] which I think goes insane.

[00:31:19] If you press a follow-up vulnerable guy right I gotta go I have a lot of you do you draw so many angers

[00:31:26] Yeah, I'm going to go I'm going to okay

[00:31:29] I got bouncing flask which applies three poison to random enemy three times

[00:31:34] But I also have two outbreaks which is every three times you apply poison deal 11 damage to our enemies

[00:31:39] So I'll do 20 22 damage like for each bouncing flask. Yeah, that's crazy

[00:31:45] easy. Oh, I forgot to get an extra car reward. Oh, so speech or whenever you draw a card

[00:31:57] during your turn, deal two damage to all enemies. I'll do that. Okay, sorry. Well, man, oh,

[00:32:11] Heal someone else. That's not true.

[00:32:14] Are you interested?

[00:32:15] Everything worth upgrading?

[00:32:16] Because I could have to.

[00:32:17] Does it show you what the upgrade is?

[00:32:20] You can write that on it on the card

[00:32:22] and it'll show you.

[00:32:23] What time?

[00:32:24] I mean, guys, I can't rest on the first floor.

[00:32:28] It's just not going to happen.

[00:32:30] That does sound.

[00:32:30] That is like real weak behavior.

[00:32:32] Yeah, no, you can't.

[00:32:33] There's a checkbox on the bottom left.

[00:32:35] Chats are right.

[00:32:36] You click View Upgrades and then you

[00:32:37] can see all the upgraded cards.

[00:32:39] Oh, that's.

[00:32:40] Oh.

[00:32:43] I don't know.

[00:32:44] I mean, one of you.

[00:32:45] I'm full health.

[00:32:46] I guess I should upgrade.

[00:32:47] You should upgrade.

[00:32:48] Oh, you should.

[00:32:49] Yes.

[00:32:51] We got another fire coming up.

[00:32:53] What do you think?

[00:32:54] I think I want an upgrade set up strike.

[00:32:55] 9 damage, 3 strength this turn.

[00:32:58] Yeah, we're still in.

[00:32:59] We're still in.

[00:33:00] We're still in.

[00:33:01] Yeah, yeah.

[00:33:01] Yeah, I'm going to do that.

[00:33:05] Yeah, it's real good.

[00:33:07] Pire upgrade kind of nuts.

[00:33:09] I do I don't want to spoil it for you but on a run yesterday

[00:33:11] I did get the relic that lets you do all of the options at every campfire

[00:33:19] Okay, I got I got some options here, so let's let's talk about a tremble who do you want to go for we got

[00:33:24] Buffing guy in the back who we should probably

[00:33:31] Damn, that's bad. Okay. I'm gonna start with a battle trans. I'm gonna start with a battle trans

[00:33:35] Okay, I can bone all of them. That's huge because I have a dream I can also I also drew a huddle up

[00:33:41] Do you guys want cards this turn or no?

[00:33:44] Wait like what is I can make you draw two cards all of you that could be good for me because I didn't draw

[00:33:50] They're gonna send I won't work for me because I already battle trans. Oh, that's huge. I got my bouncing flask

[00:33:56] Okay, I'm gonna under clap as well, but they're all gonna game armor from it

[00:34:00] I'm sure you're a true friend.

[00:34:01] I think it doesn't matter.

[00:34:02] It breaks.

[00:34:03] Wait, wait, wait.

[00:34:04] Let me see who the poison gets it on that might deter itself.

[00:34:08] Great damage.

[00:34:09] That's fucking awesome.

[00:34:10] They can 26 block every turn.

[00:34:12] That's crazy.

[00:34:13] I can tremble actually.

[00:34:14] There's no big damage card.

[00:34:15] I can tremble one which isn't damaged so they won't get the block yet.

[00:34:18] Oh wait, hold on.

[00:34:20] I do have de-late damage if the enemy is vulnerable hit twice.

[00:34:23] You have to hit them right?

[00:34:25] I honestly think you can punch through one of their blocks.

[00:34:27] I think so too.

[00:34:28] I'm gonna go for the buff one then.

[00:34:31] I'm gonna go on them.

[00:34:33] I also have dismantle, so I'll probably use that.

[00:34:36] Do you want me to hit him? I could hit him for 24 right now before he gets a shield.

[00:34:40] Do it. Do it. Yeah, go for it.

[00:34:44] Okay, I can start to eat his shield a little bit here.

[00:34:47] Yeah, his shield's gone. They're all gonna get shields right now with this card, unless

[00:34:51] anybody has any objection.

[00:34:53] Yeah, is it gonna be enough damage to make it worthwhile for all that shield?

[00:34:57] because they get it every time that buff doesn't go away.

[00:35:00] It's a lot of damage.

[00:35:02] Check this out.

[00:35:05] So, okay.

[00:35:08] I mean, you gotta hit it.

[00:35:08] I think effectively they gain health though, don't they?

[00:35:12] You gotta hit it, don't you?

[00:35:13] Yeah, but they gain 26 shield each turn you hit them.

[00:35:18] Well, check this out.

[00:35:20] You just play it again.

[00:35:22] Okay, if we can kill this one on the right, it's so worth.

[00:35:24] I'm gonna throw my potion at him.

[00:35:26] I can 20 damage it with a potion.

[00:35:28] He dies, yeah he dies.

[00:35:29] He's got 6 x poison as well so 20...

[00:35:31] Yeah he's dead.

[00:35:32] Yeah, we cancel his buff.

[00:35:33] Excellent.

[00:35:34] Okay worth, worth, worth, all worth.

[00:35:36] I should have played Bannerite.

[00:35:38] Motherfucker.

[00:35:39] Yeah, they lose their shields because of the turn end.

[00:35:45] Yeah.

[00:35:46] Oh.

[00:35:47] It says until the end?

[00:35:48] Well, that's why I was like...

[00:35:50] I'm sorry, I forgot.

[00:35:52] I've got no d-dash.

[00:35:53] Oh, my brain forgot how block works.

[00:35:55] I was defaulting to Apollo knows more than me about this game

[00:35:58] Is there a way to make it on SkyDoo in 7?

[00:36:02] I have a bomb that's it

[00:36:03] I just weakened the guy in the back but...

[00:36:06] I could draw a colorless potion

[00:36:08] I'm going to do it

[00:36:10] I'm just going to drink it

[00:36:11] I kind of want to go for the guy buffing again

[00:36:14] Am I crazy?

[00:36:15] Oh deal 5 damage, deals 5 additional damage for another time, another player has attacked

[00:36:19] this turn

[00:36:20] Oh well save that because I'm going to do 2 attacks I think as well

[00:36:24] Yeah, I'm waiting until y'all do all your attacks.

[00:36:27] So you want to go in on the one that's behind the buff?

[00:36:29] Yeah, I'm going for the buff.

[00:36:31] I don't know what the buff is, but it scares me.

[00:36:36] Okay, I'm done with the attack.

[00:36:39] Yeah, I'm done.

[00:36:40] I'm doing my thing then.

[00:36:42] 37? Okay.

[00:36:44] Next turn? I think I got that guy.

[00:36:48] Ooh, do I have enough?

[00:36:49] No, does anyone have a 20 damage potion so I could kill him?

[00:36:52] but sadly not.

[00:36:53] I think we had another project.

[00:36:54] Yeah, okay, okay, okay.

[00:36:57] So I have a 34 damage attack,

[00:37:01] but that's overkill for the front one.

[00:37:03] So if anybody has like exactly 20 damage in one card,

[00:37:07] that might be more efficient.

[00:37:10] Oh, let me see what I got here.

[00:37:11] I could definitely kill the front one.

[00:37:14] Actually, no, he's gonna get a,

[00:37:17] you know, the highest I could do in one attack is 24.

[00:37:22] Okay, let me uh, I'll, I'll burn this on the overkill then and then I'll get to draw.

[00:37:32] Huge.

[00:37:33] Oh, that didn't proc their shield, interesting.

[00:37:36] Actually, that's a good point.

[00:37:38] We can let mouse like debuff damage go off before we give them a shield if he, if he

[00:37:42] has the, the fuel for it.

[00:37:44] I'm not, no, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not.

[00:37:47] I think we go after the buffboard, yeah?

[00:37:49] Yep.

[00:37:50] Don't play any different.

[00:37:51] Oh boy.

[00:37:52] already because I'll just weaken the I guess I could vulnerable the back one to

[00:37:57] yeah I would love the back one bones okay I mean we've already got two defendants

[00:38:02] double damage with one of my cards on that that's of all phone him yeah and

[00:38:11] Yes. I'm going to be a pussy and not take three damage.

[00:38:19] I should have a big turn here. If I draw a battle trance, it's over for them.

[00:38:26] I love battle trance.

[00:38:29] And mouse, uh, bouncing flask. Such a good opening.

[00:38:34] Actually, I should hopefully draw it.

[00:38:37] I did not draw a battle trance.

[00:38:39] I can roam them with a thunderclap if they will get their shield first, do you want to start with that?

[00:38:43] We gotta be able to kill the one at the back with that.

[00:38:46] Yeah, yeah.

[00:38:46] I'm optimistic.

[00:38:49] Uh, yeah, I'm hitting them for 48.

[00:38:51] Yeah, I started up.

[00:38:53] Uh, I can, I can't kill, I gotta kill now.

[00:38:58] There you go.

[00:38:59] And then I'm gonna go in on this guy.

[00:39:00] Oh, we're gonna have a crazy attack next turn.

[00:39:03] Oh, Forge 21!

[00:39:05] Oh, baby. Okay, don't put that shield on just yet, Lance. Don't put the shield on just yet.

[00:39:12] I have a 61 damage attack.

[00:39:15] I'm bouncing flash, which doesn't do his shield, right?

[00:39:18] Huge. Huge.

[00:39:19] Oh.

[00:39:20] That's awesome. He's dead if we can hit him like one more time.

[00:39:25] I can hit him a bunch. I just can't.

[00:39:27] I can strike him once more.

[00:39:29] No volme?

[00:39:30] Okay.

[00:39:31] No volme.

[00:39:32] We just don't need his ass.

[00:39:33] At least we got to have enough.

[00:39:34] He's done, he's done, there you go.

[00:39:41] Oh, vulnerability pressure.

[00:39:43] I have lantern.

[00:39:45] So what happens if I have a Juzi bracelet?

[00:39:49] Does that apply for all of us?

[00:39:52] I wonder if it does.

[00:39:54] I have one, so we'll find out.

[00:39:56] If it does, of course.

[00:39:58] I imagine it does.

[00:39:59] It has to.

[00:40:02] But then we want to definitely take the question mark path.

[00:40:05] I'm going to skip on this.

[00:40:09] I want to keep my deck small.

[00:40:11] Well, deal 10 damage.

[00:40:13] Nice.

[00:40:14] Deal 10 damage, double the enemies vulnerable.

[00:40:16] I'm going to pick that up.

[00:40:18] That actually seems awesome.

[00:40:20] Yeah.

[00:40:21] Yeah.

[00:40:22] I'm going to start it.

[00:40:23] I'm going to try to heal a little bit here.

[00:40:24] So I'm going to try not to take damage on this fight, but we'll see.

[00:40:29] It does affect the whole group, by the way.

[00:40:30] Holy clam.

[00:40:31] I feel like this guy's gonna be fucked by oysters, bro.

[00:40:34] Oh my god.

[00:40:34] I got bubble.

[00:40:36] No, wait, watch this, watch this.

[00:40:39] And I got my bubble, so if he has poison,

[00:40:41] he's gonna apply nine poison.

[00:40:42] Can we all volumet?

[00:40:44] Uh, I can battle trans, let's see what I got.

[00:40:46] I did get a volum.

[00:40:48] Yeah, volum is ass, because I have a volumet first.

[00:40:50] I will start here.

[00:40:54] 10 damage, please, for me.

[00:40:55] And I'm gonna put more volumable on him.

[00:40:57] And then we're gonna put even more volumable on him.

[00:41:00] Oh, look at that.

[00:41:02] I'm going to hit for 10, but that's whatever.

[00:41:06] Yeah, I don't want to get hit for 10,

[00:41:08] but I have no option to not get hit for 10 here, I feel like.

[00:41:11] Same.

[00:41:11] I have no blocks.

[00:41:13] Which is piss me off greatly.

[00:41:16] I think honest, I've only done,

[00:41:18] I guess I've done four runs in Slade of Spire 2.

[00:41:20] I think resting is not as bad as it was in the first game.

[00:41:25] That may change over 2,000 hours, but.

[00:41:30] I

[00:41:32] Got not much here. This is like a draw. Yeah, just play the couple powers

[00:41:37] I'm gonna possibly be able to do a shitload of damage next turn

[00:41:46] Like a shitload of damage

[00:41:50] I'm talking like maybe like a hundred and fifty damage in one card

[00:41:54] I do not want to take that damage, okay, I have a huddle up, I'm just gonna play it.

[00:42:01] There's some cards for you.

[00:42:02] Oh, thank you.

[00:42:03] I got a neutralize.

[00:42:04] He's not going to die this turn, right?

[00:42:09] Very unlikely, I think.

[00:42:11] I can do, I can do 7B, which is not going to take him to where he needs to be.

[00:42:20] Like Ken. Oh, he's already weakened. Okay. Yeah

[00:42:24] So that we it sounds like we wait one more turn. Yeah

[00:42:35] No, and then he's right

[00:42:37] He's so right man

[00:42:41] Just wait till I get catalyst. Oh, baby

[00:43:14] So all of our custom arcs will never be a fight ever again. That's big that's big

[00:43:31] This is me

[00:43:37] You look horrified, I'm smiling

[00:43:40] Oh, I was making a smore.

[00:43:45] Oh, NAB the map, receive the spoils map.

[00:43:49] Oh, dude, so one of us obviously takes the spoils map.

[00:43:53] I draw a lot of cards, so I could probably...

[00:43:56] I think I should take the map, because I have to rest and I can't.

[00:44:00] My potion slots are full anyway.

[00:44:02] I'm a little unhealthy, I don't want to...

[00:44:05] I mean, I guess we could all get the match, but like...

[00:44:08] I'm going to take them up regardless because I have a card draw.

[00:44:10] I also took it.

[00:44:11] Maybe there'll be multiples.

[00:44:12] We can all mark this greatness.

[00:44:14] I need a 600 extra gold so we can all just take it.

[00:44:18] You might only need one.

[00:44:18] Well, we've got a gun.

[00:44:20] Hey.

[00:44:23] I took the potion already, but it's a good potion.

[00:44:26] I think that's fine.

[00:44:26] I get a I get a random attack skill and power for free.

[00:44:31] What the fuck?

[00:44:32] You guys see this fucking thing?

[00:44:33] What the?

[00:44:34] Damn, it's like a fish with the soulfish.

[00:44:37] That cannons dude, I mean you got a Smith I went post mode sorry

[00:44:44] Ooh, I can make expect a fight only cost one

[00:44:48] Hey Justin you have triple vulnerability right or double I could double something so I'm gonna be there with a potion with a card

[00:44:56] card, oh

[00:44:58] I'm leveling up huddle up

[00:45:00] for my team team play

[00:45:02] If you run map only the people with the map get the 600 gold

[00:45:07] Whoa I can see his insides dude man if I looked like this I would get all my problems solved

[00:45:17] so quickly

[00:45:18] Dude!

[00:45:19] I can I hold it hold it hold it

[00:45:22] I've also got the bomb

[00:45:23] Yeah but mine is my Orbeck acid

[00:45:26] I did pick up a piercing whale, a really good card

[00:45:29] That is huge

[00:45:30] I have spoils map if anybody wants to know the location of the gold in the next act immediately.

[00:45:39] I also have the spoils map unfortunately.

[00:45:43] You know what, I'm going to also extend his vulnerability for one more turn in case Justin gives the doubling tug.

[00:45:50] Thank you.

[00:45:51] It should come up.

[00:45:54] Okay, hopefully these aren't too bad.

[00:45:57] Beckon!

[00:45:59] What did that say?

[00:46:00] It said, in your hand at the end of the turn, I think you lose 6 HP.

[00:46:03] Uh, I'm gonna take a turn to get rid of that.

[00:46:07] Can you draw cards?

[00:46:08] I have no draw this turn, unfortunately.

[00:46:09] I'm gonna Pyrr though, so I'm gonna be strong soon.

[00:46:15] I'm gonna take a lot of fucking damage here, actually.

[00:46:17] I hate that.

[00:46:18] It's okay, cause we heal at the end of the act.

[00:46:20] Oh!

[00:46:21] Or at the start of the next act, technically.

[00:46:23] Oh yeah, we're not on a ascension.

[00:46:25] As long as you live, we'll heal for fall.

[00:46:30] I wonder what happens when someone dies.

[00:46:32] I'm curious about that too.

[00:46:33] Maybe I'm going to go long.

[00:46:34] I don't know, I'm just out of the run.

[00:46:35] I was thinking one of us uses R, like HP to, I assume it wouldn't be me that died,

[00:46:40] but one of us would use R.

[00:46:41] Okay, I did draw my huddle up.

[00:46:42] I'm going to give you guys some cards here.

[00:46:44] Bring them back.

[00:46:45] Oh my king, thank you.

[00:46:46] Every time I draw a strike, an auto plays it with this power I have, so this fight.

[00:46:52] That's fun.

[00:46:54] I can double the exhaust.

[00:46:57] Holy 24 poison.

[00:47:05] Oh, I got an ornamental fan.

[00:47:10] Ornamental fan and nunchuck are just like guaranteed fuck up items.

[00:47:17] You know, I think I'm going like full pussy mode, bro.

[00:47:22] kind.

[00:47:23] He seems pretty weak.

[00:47:25] He seems basic.

[00:47:26] Something might happen is what you're trying to say.

[00:47:29] He's just filling our hands with strategic cards, man.

[00:47:33] Frickin' jerk.

[00:47:34] Maybe this one will be worse.

[00:47:35] No, it's not.

[00:47:36] Becken.

[00:47:37] Hey, fish, maybe your strategy should be not letting me see your organs, idiot.

[00:47:41] Right?

[00:47:42] Okay.

[00:47:43] So I can do 102 damage, but I might simmer on this until it's low price.

[00:47:50] I'm so stupid.

[00:47:52] I can't do any more damage to the stern.

[00:47:54] I messed up.

[00:47:56] It seems like we go in next turn.

[00:48:00] Next turn?

[00:48:01] I think it's possible I could do 150 damage if I had to guess.

[00:48:07] I might be able to do a big intangible.

[00:48:10] Uh-oh.

[00:48:10] No!

[00:48:13] Aw.

[00:48:14] Oh, I drew so poorly, guys.

[00:48:16] At least the poison's still there.

[00:48:22] That's all I can do.

[00:48:24] Yeah, that's all I can do too.

[00:48:25] Oh, I don't have the energy to weaken him.

[00:48:27] I'm afraid.

[00:48:28] Let me think for a second.

[00:48:32] That's all I'll be waiting for one more time.

[00:48:42] This is meant to be a sunfish, right?

[00:48:45] Mm.

[00:48:47] Yeah, you kind of look like a sunfish.

[00:48:48] You can see that.

[00:48:50] Oh, my wife needs my help.

[00:48:52] One moment, please.

[00:48:53] Yeah, yeah.

[00:48:54] Oh well.

[00:48:55] It auto plays any cards with strike and now I just keep getting...

[00:48:58] I keep having empty hands because it's just drawing strikes in play.

[00:49:04] Consider yourself Poisoned, Sun.

[00:49:12] Well, I'll take this time to order some lunch.

[00:49:18] Chicken bacon ranch or the ranch?

[00:49:20] Chicken bacon ranch.

[00:49:20] Oh, I haven't eaten yet today. I gotta do that.

[00:49:24] Get some eat.

[00:49:26] I could make a little cream cheese.

[00:49:28] Oh, God.

[00:49:30] What if I sneezed?

[00:49:32] Ah!

[00:49:34] Oh, my God, God. I look like a fool now.

[00:49:36] You look like a fool. I mean, there was a decent chance I didn't.

[00:49:38] That shit sometimes is like the worst, you know?

[00:49:40] We're back here.

[00:49:42] Yeah, I hate when you feel like you're gonna end up just doesn't happen.

[00:49:44] I see.

[00:49:46] I can't kill him. Is that okay?

[00:49:48] Well on and he'll die next turn.

[00:49:50] But I could hit him next turn instead.

[00:49:52] For more.

[00:49:54] He's got 35 poison as well.

[00:49:56] So he's effectively down to 200.

[00:49:58] I'm thinking it's just going to be well.

[00:50:00] I have a fire potion too.

[00:50:02] So he's weaker than he looks.

[00:50:06] Next turn he's cooked.

[00:50:14] Next turn he's in a lot of trouble.

[00:50:18] the

[00:50:20] 24

[00:50:21] and

[00:50:23] the

[00:50:25] the

[00:50:27] the

[00:50:29] the

[00:50:31] the

[00:50:33] the

[00:50:35] the

[00:50:37] the

[00:50:39] the

[00:50:41] the

[00:50:43] offering I think here. So okay listen to

[00:50:48] Xcelerm poison is triggered one

[00:50:51] additional time okay so that means my

[00:50:55] bouncing flask applies three poison four

[00:50:58] times but it would actually be eight

[00:50:59] times and then I also have two outbreaks

[00:51:03] every three times I apply poison deal

[00:51:05] 11 damage so basically I do one bouncing

[00:51:09] flask and it's it's it's like 44 damage

[00:51:12] to all enemies you're the carry for sure you're the carry not I mean just all

[00:51:17] our AOE problems like instantly yeah that and every time I draw a card I also

[00:51:23] do like to damage to all enemies everyone and try to sign that's not how it

[00:51:27] works but I honestly could not follow it at all

[00:51:33] I think you have a demon form as well poison is triggered one additional time

[00:51:39] I don't think the class. Oh, is it it's is it like

[00:51:44] if they have 10 poison on them,

[00:51:48] they would actually take 20 poison damage that turn.

[00:51:51] It makes poison tick a second time at the end of turn.

[00:51:56] Oh, I mean, still, that's a lot.

[00:51:58] That's still good. That's a good.

[00:52:01] Yeah, that's a lot.

[00:52:04] I didn't listen to any of this shit, man.

[00:52:07] Okay, well, you know

[00:52:09] A for effort, I guess um, let's hold on first you got to we got to figure out where we're going

[00:52:15] Well, we got the first one first right? That's true. We do have to talk to the

[00:52:19] The dragon but the goo dragon. That's a goo dragon

[00:52:22] goo dragon red dig

[00:52:23] Did I not talk to the goo dragon a lot of question marks and none of them will be fights

[00:52:27] Up this middle I do like that

[00:52:29] It literally is a goo dragon. What kind of what kind of freaks me this game?

[00:52:33] Am I never seen that before ever you may sacrifice card rewards to pale every two sacrifices obtain a relic

[00:52:46] Get better you it's good to skip to begin with but then the skip also gives you relics

[00:52:57] I get an additional card reward from basic enemies

[00:53:00] That does it seems pretty good because I pray real normal enemies drop an additional car

[00:53:06] award these all seem incredible honestly yeah these are all kind of crazy I think I kind of

[00:53:14] have to do that I'm gonna do pale's wing I'm also I could get a relic per turn that's actually

[00:53:20] freaked up wait wait okay yeah cuz you get two rewards yeah absolutely do that all right

[00:53:25] or I'm looking, oh my God, yeah, look at this right here.

[00:53:27] Holy, yeah, great, great, great.

[00:53:30] How many weight do we have?

[00:53:32] And then, and then a store there with an elite

[00:53:34] and another store here.

[00:53:36] Look at this.

[00:53:36] Oh, yes, this is beautiful.

[00:53:40] Is there that's the 600 gold.

[00:53:41] Oh, yeah.

[00:53:43] Daddy like.

[00:53:48] So heavy.

[00:53:51] Oh, wait, my bad.

[00:53:52] Did I not click?

[00:53:55] Haha, bugs.

[00:53:57] Oh, look at these little bugs.

[00:54:00] Okay, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on.

[00:54:03] I gotta a little huddle up.

[00:54:04] Oh, mama.

[00:54:07] I've got a big first hand here.

[00:54:10] I have a volm, I could pop a volm.

[00:54:13] Are we attacking this?

[00:54:15] I'm gonna instantly take a bunch of damage, which I hate.

[00:54:17] It's only, if you can put up 15 block,

[00:54:20] it stuns the front one.

[00:54:23] I have 11 energy.

[00:54:25] Holy shit.

[00:54:27] Uh, I...

[00:54:28] Get this man out of the world.

[00:54:30] I have ten cards in my hand and one defend, unfortunately.

[00:54:33] No one's vulnerable?

[00:54:34] No one's got a vulnerable.

[00:54:35] I got a vulnerable. I got a vulnerable.

[00:54:37] Evolve that. Evolve the front guy.

[00:54:39] I could piercing whale if need be, so they'd each lose six strength.

[00:54:44] Actually, then piercing whale would be awesome this turn,

[00:54:46] because then the front one's gonna get stunned like crazy.

[00:54:48] Okay, there you go.

[00:54:52] I can take six damage, I'm just gonna whale on him.

[00:54:54] actually got it can he's a dead bit anyone yeah he's dead he literally

[00:55:03] died holy cow we all bone the other one and then damn dude that's that's

[00:55:10] awesome that's crazy we're gonna ascend like crazy and multiplayer dude

[00:55:17] good lord

[00:55:19] in for zero, that's sad

[00:55:21] pathetic

[00:55:23] little, little nerd

[00:55:25] my map, uh, I can volum

[00:55:27] I can double the volum

[00:55:29] any more volums

[00:55:31] sadly, he's gonna die before it matters anyway I think

[00:55:33] true

[00:55:37] I need to look on my back for just a moment

[00:55:39] no, this is crazy

[00:55:41] um

[00:55:43] an idiot bug

[00:55:45] I think we kill him, believe it or not.

[00:55:48] Yeah, kill this.

[00:55:51] I'm ready for the math.

[00:55:52] Holy math.

[00:55:56] We're fighting the knowledge.

[00:55:58] Oh, they can give you upgraded cars every now and then.

[00:56:01] That's exactly it.

[00:56:01] Maybe that's the gambit Apollo there.

[00:56:04] Like, we'll upgrade all their awards,

[00:56:05] but then you have to sack them.

[00:56:08] I sacked.

[00:56:09] Of course, I would have sacked.

[00:56:10] I've never put another card in the stack ever again.

[00:56:15] My my deck is pretty good already. I love my deck. I

[00:56:19] Got a nice piece. I love that. These are good cards, but we're gonna do the double sack

[00:56:23] I just got war paint upon my god

[00:56:25] I'm gonna get two rewards. Oh my god. You're getting a relic every fight. Yeah, cuz I got I got prairie also extra

[00:56:32] Cardboard here. We have them like rain here. Maybe I know that Justin's got jujube bracelet

[00:56:37] But we deviate to do as much combat as possible because mouth gets a relic per fight

[00:56:42] That is pretty crazy. Oh, that's perfect. We're not struggling on the fights either. So

[00:56:48] Yeah, I mean, number two, right? It's just an exchange here. I mean, I'm good with whatever.

[00:56:53] So like if we want question marks, that's cool too. But what's lost with whenever you play

[00:56:57] a power, I don't have powers. I'm taking the money. Yeah, that's a money from me.

[00:57:02] I'm going cash on that one. Cash from that side. I'm going to be able to buy the

[00:57:08] The whole ass shop dude, after that 600 gold?

[00:57:11] This is so crazy

[00:57:13] Remove two cards from your deck

[00:57:15] Not playing 1-3 cards though

[00:57:17] I hate that

[00:57:19] This would be shuffled into your deck

[00:57:21] Whoa

[00:57:23] Huh

[00:57:25] That's crazy isn't it?

[00:57:27] Never this would be shuffled, place it at the top instead

[00:57:31] That wouldn't be on Anger would it?

[00:57:33] Or like it wouldn't be on the Anger

[00:57:37] Like every subsequent anger. I see what you're saying. I don't know honestly

[00:57:42] I could yeah, I could put it on huddle up, but we could always have three cards every turn

[00:57:47] That's a copy. Yeah, does that a copy? You guys were not as excited about this. You should have like you know

[00:57:53] I'm putting perfect. Oh, that sounds awesome. It's two cards for us every turn or every first turn three cards

[00:57:58] I'm taking normality, but that's okay. We'll go to a shop

[00:58:10] Also, I only play like two cards a turn anyway

[00:58:17] These guys can only take nine damage like per hit

[00:58:22] Mmm, I see so big attacks are not as incentivized

[00:58:28] I've never owned like this in my life.

[00:58:30] Yeah.

[00:58:31] Oh, no, can I tell you what just happened?

[00:58:34] I'm assuming it may have happened in your chats already.

[00:58:36] Someone said, what are your thoughts on the stun seed ability?

[00:58:39] I said, I've only played this game twice.

[00:58:41] I've never heard of that.

[00:58:43] And they said, stun seed.

[00:58:44] Stuns the reader for three seconds

[00:58:46] after reading its name backwards.

[00:58:48] Oh my God.

[00:58:50] Holy fucking shit.

[00:58:53] That's amazing.

[00:58:55] Perfect.

[00:58:56] Oh, yes.

[00:58:56] Thank you for telling me I didn't get it

[00:58:57] as I couldn't do that mental flip in my head.

[00:58:59] Oh my god.

[00:59:01] That's incredible, man.

[00:59:02] Jesus Christ.

[00:59:06] Oh, we should probably attack the buff guy, huh?

[00:59:09] We aired.

[00:59:10] I'll leave him.

[00:59:10] We didn't kill him anyway.

[00:59:13] Any voluples?

[00:59:14] No, I didn't draw.

[00:59:15] I drew ass.

[00:59:17] I'm going to offer him.

[00:59:19] Here we go.

[00:59:22] OK.

[00:59:23] I get five extra energies.

[00:59:25] My deck was nutty, I love it.

[00:59:27] It was my nut deck.

[00:59:31] Oh, it's my first time.

[00:59:35] I wait.

[00:59:39] Incredible.

[00:59:40] These guys counter me pretty hard, but I feel like-

[00:59:41] Oh, I could've killed him. I'm sorry.

[00:59:43] I feel like Mouth is awesome against him.

[00:59:46] Uh...

[00:59:48] I mean, I gotta get my poison first. I don't know if...

[00:59:51] hold the dang phone here on my battle trance I didn't draw it never mind to

[00:59:56] continue here's a vulnerable for everyone nice kill this guy I've had an easy kill

[01:00:02] on that yeah that's fine I get to draw off of it um I will let me get away let

[01:00:10] me hit him he's weak maybe you guys can kill him it doesn't matter if you can

[01:00:14] kill him I need to I need to defend up

[01:00:21] I mean, it only does nine damage anyway, brutal devastating, you know, uh, okay, how the luck

[01:00:37] is coming up.

[01:00:38] Oh, excellent.

[01:00:39] I like he's already put a perfect fit copy of anger into my yo, that's incredible.

[01:00:48] is insane I'll focus on this other guy because I'm over the weakest maybe I can

[01:00:56] kill him yeah he's dead okay so I'm gonna focus on the other guy yeah that

[01:01:03] poison was gonna hit twice as well and then I'll hit him for nine with my 30

[01:01:16] damage attack. Lovely. Don't worry about all that. That's your star. Organics comp

[01:01:24] poster. I love to draw demon form on the bottom. Hold on. Look, you guys are going to get

[01:01:30] that every turn. Whatever this would be, Shuffling and Drop Pop please. I don't think

[01:01:39] I played a single card on that turn

[01:01:44] Another spike wait whenever another player attacks an enemy game one block

[01:01:52] That's pretty good for me. I sacrifice that I got old coin

[01:01:58] Someone's flight 1500 gold. I like that. Oh my god. Who's the dude in the chair and someone else said to eat see Justin

[01:02:09] That's fucking they're all wanted a

[01:02:12] When you play a game like this chat needs to really step up, so I appreciate that they're doing their part

[01:02:18] Yeah, do my chest said lol

[01:02:24] Bro, this is traveling I got some bone

[01:02:32] 14 debuffs I do not have some bone that's tough. That's really tough to deal with

[01:02:39] uh oh i was going to piercing whale but huh

[01:02:43] uh i mean maybe we start can we get through them i don't think we can probably

[01:02:47] but this is a way is it two we'll go in on front and do you think

[01:02:51] no it only takes now one unfortunately

[01:02:59] there you hit him pretty good that's all my commands i'll be taking some damage

[01:03:06] this turn is a little rough

[01:03:11] That wasn't meant to be a joke

[01:03:13] That's funny

[01:03:14] Ouch

[01:03:18] Youch

[01:03:21] Unplayable ethereal

[01:03:24] Any invulnes?

[01:03:26] Foddle up?

[01:03:27] Coming up?

[01:03:28] Or any vulnes rather?

[01:03:30] I could if Apollo doesn't have one

[01:03:32] Oh it's got 11 to gates

[01:03:34] Yeah, no no bones at all. Pretty much. I'm just defending out here. I don't want to die again.

[01:03:39] I have nothing to defend myself with which sucks. I I don't know if I can do anything to help you. Let me see.

[01:03:45] That's fine.

[01:03:53] Those are beatings things I ate.

[01:03:57] I think it's a little, I do have a double fire potion. So if you give them down to 40, I can, I can finish them off.

[01:04:03] Unfortunately the best I got right there

[01:04:07] Hmm I

[01:04:08] Could take 16 damage. I also I have a potion that heals 20% of my max health and I'm just sitting on

[01:04:16] Yeah, definitely should have transformed my map my bed

[01:04:23] Yelch I

[01:04:26] Don't say I have a bomb, but we got to kill this guy. I can only do 32 damage. I'm afraid

[01:04:33] Listen, bouncing flask is at least going to work on some of the artifacts.

[01:04:38] I'm going to take six damage, so I can blow up these guys.

[01:04:42] Smart, smart.

[01:04:46] Wait, maybe I can do 32 damage.

[01:04:49] Do it. Watch this.

[01:04:52] Oh! Beautiful.

[01:04:57] And then I can play one card.

[01:05:00] I will play this card.

[01:05:10] Drew my demon form at the end again. Can't really even play it, to be honest.

[01:05:15] Wait, where's my huddle up, chat?

[01:05:16] It's a horrible turn.

[01:05:20] Oh, is he shuffling our decks when he puts our- that's shit in?

[01:05:23] Ohhhh! That would make sense.

[01:05:27] That would explain why things are all fucked up.

[01:06:00] You got more HP than me, bro.

[01:06:03] Any... oh, now we can't reconstruct.

[01:06:05] So neutralize, he's only got 7 left now.

[01:06:08] All players gain 12 block.

[01:06:10] Fantastic. There you go, guys.

[01:06:12] Great turn for it.

[01:06:21] We'll give him the next turn easily.

[01:06:23] Huge.

[01:06:26] Let me draw my one good attack, please.

[01:06:30] I'm all my days.

[01:06:38] Everything I got.

[01:06:41] That's all I got.

[01:06:44] Shit.

[01:06:45] I haven't played but I don't have much.

[01:06:47] Are you?

[01:06:48] Are you done already, Ren?

[01:06:49] I am done, sadly.

[01:06:52] Oh!

[01:06:53] Now to this.

[01:06:54] And then this.

[01:06:55] and this and this.

[01:07:00] I look like he's gonna have to rest.

[01:07:04] Devastating.

[01:07:07] Or maybe not.

[01:07:12] I drew four days, guys.

[01:07:14] I can finish the job, I think.

[01:07:19] Absolutely.

[01:07:24] Oh looking for this big sword

[01:07:31] I mean obviously you're gonna have to get sacrificed

[01:07:35] These are some good cards man. I want to sacrifice, but

[01:07:44] Murder you have one damage deals one additional damage for each card draw. I take that card. That's too good

[01:07:51] each card drawn is that for like no you're down on tempo now you're down on

[01:07:55] tempo

[01:08:00] hey sorry all right that's awesome it's got a wait deal one he lost his head deals

[01:08:14] one additional damage for each card drawn looking on that so does that apply to

[01:08:19] like all card strong it has to right

[01:08:24] yeah I'll sack what the fuck was that hmm what was on was what oh I'm fucking

[01:08:37] upgrade fuck resting yeah who needs it honestly you guys are crazy man I have a

[01:08:43] heal. I'm smithing. Anybody want to mend me so that I can upgrade one of my cards? I'd

[01:08:58] really like to upgrade my sword sage, but anyway, wait, if you have a meal ticket, right?

[01:09:06] So you're going to heal on the shop? Yeah. I just upgraded my accelerates. So now my

[01:09:12] my poison triggers an additional, it's two times instead of one, an additional two times.

[01:09:18] We could exa-fight and go to the campfire instead if we're feeling the burn.

[01:09:22] That's a relic for Mouth and a relic for me.

[01:09:25] Okay.

[01:09:26] I'm good with whatever.

[01:09:27] I could do, I could do it.

[01:09:29] That's a vote situation.

[01:09:31] I got a strength potion I can give to one of you guys, gain two strength as well.

[01:10:07] The smooth stone if no one wants it, but I

[01:10:09] I mean if you do what if you want this you can take it

[01:10:12] I just I I can take odd oddly smooth stone as well

[01:10:16] I can take laser tooth because of all the copies of stuff I make

[01:10:19] And they're not upgraded copies and they're all zero. I have a lot of zero cost

[01:10:24] I'm I'll take I'll take the remainder whatever the remainder is someone pick with whoever's left pick what you want

[01:10:29] I'll pick the other I already have three thorns, so I might as well. Oh

[01:10:34] Oh

[01:10:35] I would have switched. I didn't realize it was going to do this. I killed you. I'm sorry

[01:10:44] This one vote with your heart on this one wherever you want to go

[01:10:49] I was just a recommendation. We could do the play

[01:10:52] So I have six thorns

[01:10:54] That is that's that's that's kind of my my starting draws are gonna be vulnerable to start if you'd like

[01:11:00] please I have nothing I drew I drew ass I gotta get these defense and strikes out

[01:11:05] of my damn deck bro it's a an elite final okay I can

[01:11:17] oh it's not too bad bro kind of like the best first turn I've had an act to so far

[01:11:28] See here, sorry. I'm gonna put poison I guess on that guy here. I should have put on the first guy, but oh

[01:11:35] You just have 14 poison

[01:11:42] Oh, well toxic

[01:11:44] Do oh they stay there to extremely you know they exot

[01:11:50] Yeah, if you play them legs also

[01:11:53] That turned to have normality and no box

[01:11:58] have out a little piercings

[01:12:00] there we go that's so much better

[01:12:04] I think I could maybe kill this guy in the back

[01:12:09] I can do 46 I have to

[01:12:11] go for it

[01:12:13] I did accelerate the poison kill on like

[01:12:16] I'll be mindful to tell you guys that

[01:12:19] huge piercing whale too

[01:12:24] that was an incredible piercing whale

[01:12:26] You know, I gotta look at it from the boys.

[01:12:31] Oh, huddle up, coming up.

[01:12:32] I have a vulnerability too.

[01:12:34] Oh, nice.

[01:12:35] Oh, baby.

[01:12:39] I'm gonna bounce up on this dick.

[01:12:41] What?

[01:12:43] Uh, that's...

[01:12:45] Guys, I should not have taken Demon Form. This is not good.

[01:12:48] Oh, yeah, it's gross.

[01:12:50] If we get in a boss fight that takes a long time, you're gonna pee.

[01:12:54] It's yeah, it's not great for like it just doesn't fit the deck I was running. It's true

[01:13:12] If I draw in turn one it'll be goaded, but that's yeah that hadn't happened yet. I have a bunch of strikes

[01:13:19] I'll be striking him

[01:13:22] He's over

[01:13:24] Yeah, he's gonna take 21 poison times three effective. He's gonna take this this oh

[01:13:31] I got beetle juice. Okay. I have to take noxious juice. I'm sorry

[01:13:40] This is a sack for me

[01:13:42] If we could exhaust we I mean we can store time exhaust this with guards

[01:13:48] Then I'm sorry to go to the store, dude. I

[01:13:51] Know a dude. I have 1500 gold

[01:13:54] What does exhaust itself?

[01:13:57] What is this first time? Oh, no the giga brain

[01:14:03] First time you play an attack skill power each turn gain one strength and one dex. I

[01:14:11] Wonder if there's only one shop and we buy it out and the other person can't have it

[01:14:16] You have pocket watch anchor

[01:15:18] to the elite.

[01:15:21] Yeah, I could actually do it.

[01:15:22] I have a buffer potion.

[01:15:23] I really need to get an upgrade to the next campfire.

[01:15:26] I would I would love to get an upgrade to the next campfire.

[01:15:31] This guy gets cut by AoE.

[01:15:33] This is huge.

[01:15:34] OK, I can do the same.

[01:15:35] I can vendor clap.

[01:15:37] Yeah, I'll actually hold on.

[01:15:38] Hold on. I got a battle transfer.

[01:15:40] If you all attack first,

[01:15:41] I gain five additional damage

[01:15:42] every time someone else attacks this turn.

[01:15:44] There's the bones.

[01:15:45] So I'll wait until everyone else has attacked.

[01:15:48] Oh, if other segments are still alive,

[01:15:50] it revives in two turns, I see.

[01:15:51] Yeah, yeah.

[01:15:53] Is there any, are you guys gonna go in,

[01:15:55] I guess on the left one?

[01:15:57] I have to do this.

[01:15:58] I can't really do what I'm setting up this turn.

[01:16:01] Okay, I'll do this.

[01:16:02] Y'all could attack as much as possible

[01:16:03] than my attack could.

[01:16:09] I think I need to double up this.

[01:16:10] I do have no way to defend this turn.

[01:16:15] Let me think. This guy is nasty. I think what I'm going to do for you, Justin, is I'm going to shrink a fella.

[01:16:31] Shrink a fella.

[01:16:33] Oh, I can't wait.

[01:16:35] I was not able to do any blocking, unfortunately, so I'm going to take quite a lot of damage.

[01:16:41] I'm gonna give you some strengths. Oh, thank you. Just two strengths. I squinted a fellow, but he heard not squinted

[01:16:48] The shrunk a fellow, but he didn't be didn't really shrink, but he does less damage

[01:16:52] Okay

[01:16:53] I'm just gonna beat up on the guy in the back or should I spread my damage around?

[01:16:57] I think you should beat up the guy in the front if you can because when he comes back

[01:17:01] He only comes back with like a hundred twenty HP. Yeah. Yeah easy enough to kill. Oh

[01:17:06] Oh, he's dead. Oh shit. Oh shit. And I shouldn't have. Oh wait. Don't don't don't press. I can't cancel it.

[01:17:11] Now I can play one more card because I had grandma horn. Oh, thank you. You saved my life.

[01:17:16] You saved my life

[01:17:18] By not pressing that and turn button. Oh my god

[01:17:23] I've been weakened he hurt me, but I would be great

[01:17:28] Now if possible, it's good to go in on the back. That's the middle guy

[01:17:31] I can pierce and well I

[01:17:38] Could put vulnerable on first. Yeah, I have no bonus turn

[01:17:42] There's the ball

[01:17:46] I'm on kind of a block turn this turn. I'm sorry to say

[01:17:51] I'm gonna do that. That's all my energy. Yeah, I got it

[01:18:01] Oh, and that's one turn, huh?

[01:18:09] Yeah, it's a little misleading.

[01:18:12] But honestly, this is good.

[01:18:13] Then we get them low and you get stronger over time, no problem.

[01:18:18] Okay, I have a volum.

[01:18:21] I think we should try to go in on the middle one here.

[01:18:27] We at least want to get him down below 120.

[01:18:33] I wish I was a weekend right now.

[01:18:36] Holy shit.

[01:18:37] Hmm.

[01:18:40] The thing is if you kill them all at like the same time, we take a lot of damage in

[01:18:48] the fight because it's leaving their attacks up.

[01:18:51] Right.

[01:18:52] But we gotta kill them though.

[01:18:56] I guess has anyone not gone yet. Yeah, I haven't gotten yet. I'm done. I still have two attacks to do I

[01:19:02] Think we can kill one this turn and the next turn we kill the other two. Yeah, I don't think I have enough to kill honestly

[01:19:08] I think together enough to kill one we can kill the middle one

[01:19:11] I think I think that because the poison will go off twice right mouth

[01:19:16] Pardon the poison will go off twice on the the back one

[01:19:19] I think I can kill the middle one.

[01:19:21] I think I, yeah, it'll go off three times.

[01:19:24] So he'll take six and then five and then four.

[01:19:28] And then same with the front guy.

[01:19:29] Ooh, with every one attacks I have gang up again.

[01:19:32] Okay.

[01:19:33] I'm only doing seven damage right now.

[01:19:35] No, it's doing 16, it's doing 28.

[01:19:38] Yeah, don't attack yet.

[01:19:39] I still got a little, I got a little damage.

[01:19:41] I could do 33.

[01:19:42] I could kill him.

[01:19:43] I also have thorns, so the front guy is going to take 12 damage from me.

[01:19:47] Let me do this, that way you guys can...

[01:19:49] Oh, that's big.

[01:19:50] I could do 22 to the back guy.

[01:19:52] I have another fire potion, so...

[01:19:55] Oh yeah, do your attacks first.

[01:19:57] That guy's taken 15 poison damage as well, so he only has 41 HP left.

[01:20:04] This is a big one for me too.

[01:20:08] Oh, it's every time a player is attacked by an enemy this turn, so...

[01:20:12] Wait, do you think you can kill the guy at the back?

[01:20:15] I get easily killed by the guy at the, no.

[01:20:18] You just gotta do 41 more damage on the back guy first.

[01:20:20] 41 on the back guy.

[01:20:21] Yeah, well I can, I'm saying I have enough damage

[01:20:23] to kill the back guy.

[01:20:25] Oh, I would just kill the back guy,

[01:20:26] because I don't want to.

[01:20:27] It's such a huge overkill though.

[01:20:28] I could do, I could also do 40,

[01:20:31] I could do 42 to the front guy, or...

[01:20:33] How much damage can you do

[01:20:35] just into the back guy right now?

[01:20:36] I should have hit it.

[01:20:37] That guy, 28.

[01:20:38] All right.

[01:20:39] 28.

[01:20:39] I think he's dead, hold on.

[01:20:40] Let's just take it in 15 to hit the back one,

[01:20:42] just hit the back one.

[01:20:43] Oh, okay, yeah, I hit the back one.

[01:20:43] Then you hit the front one, Ron.

[01:20:44] We have the front one We avoid the overkill

[01:20:48] Front one's gonna take 12 damage when he hits me

[01:21:01] It's not too bad, not too bad I think that was good, I think that was good

[01:21:04] I didn't know it was good I don't know if we can do it

[01:21:07] I think that was good Oh he's toast Oh my way, wait, wait, wait, look at this

[01:21:11] Oh, I was gonna flex, I was gonna flex dude!

[01:21:13] I bludgeoned this, I just dropped a big hammer on him.

[01:21:15] Oh, bear!

[01:21:17] Dude, I have every max HP item in the damn game.

[01:21:20] Oh.

[01:21:21] I just got us potion synergy.

[01:21:23] Potions always appear in combat rewards.

[01:21:25] I think Thunder Clap Plus is good to take.

[01:21:29] That seems pretty good.

[01:21:30] Oh no!

[01:21:31] I gotta take that.

[01:21:33] They keep giving me really good cards.

[01:21:35] I have like no money, but I'm down to go.

[01:21:37] I got seven to 100.

[01:21:39] I would love to remove another card. We've got so little card removal.

[01:21:43] I do have to remove another.

[01:21:44] I think that's worse, even a little bit.

[01:21:46] Huge, huge, huge.

[01:21:47] Card removal, the goat, right? That's what they always say.

[01:21:50] Maybe you say that.

[01:21:51] Well, pendulum, whenever you draw, you shuffle your draw pile? Draw a card?

[01:21:55] I think I'm just going to take, well, I don't need to take the blood potion.

[01:22:01] Let's see, I can, what is this?

[01:22:03] Oh, you can take it.

[01:22:04] I wish I could afford the blood vial.

[01:22:09] I'll just start at your third turn on flame.

[01:22:13] I'll just be rid of you.

[01:22:17] I'm buying you a flame.

[01:22:21] I guess I'll buy an energy potion.

[01:22:25] You got a purge.

[01:22:29] I'll use a set of strike.

[01:22:33] I'll...

[01:22:37] you saw me a feed on sale but I don't think it's the right time for you yeah

[01:22:42] a little late little late I take set up straight I took a duplicator no big deal

[01:22:51] awesome way behind on upgrades I need a little bit that way I still got a hundred

[01:22:57] 98 gold holy f**k

[01:23:04] 257

[01:23:05] I really don't want to die to the boss

[01:23:06] What's yours max health?

[01:23:07] 75

[01:23:08] I'm 111

[01:23:09] Holy sh**

[01:23:10] I got a pair and a straw

[01:23:11] I have a star with the good stuff, I also have an underclap so

[01:23:15] Oh and then I can use gambling chips so you can even give me more cards to reply

[01:23:23] have gang up so if everyone focuses one thing i'll do a lot of damage to one thing

[01:23:28] uh we should we could either kill one doing damage or we can kill buff i think we kill

[01:23:32] one doing damage i would love to kill a damaged one yeah i agree holy shit

[01:23:39] uh also the front guy is gonna hit me three times

[01:23:45] and uh i can use my gang up no i'm gonna get my ass kicked

[01:23:53] Hmm.

[01:23:55] Hey, watch this.

[01:23:56] We can probably still kill this 56 guy.

[01:23:58] Does anyone else have cards left?

[01:23:59] I got lots left, but they're not damaged, unfortunately.

[01:24:05] I don't think it would have been enough anyway,

[01:24:06] but I'm saying.

[01:24:11] It can kind of be a way to kill this guy.

[01:24:13] I'm gonna try.

[01:24:14] Any more damage left from anyone?

[01:24:15] I got nothing.

[01:24:16] I have a little bit of damage.

[01:24:19] Okay, I'm gonna go for it.

[01:24:20] I'm not gonna bother with the math.

[01:24:23] friend guys also going to take six days or sorry they're all going to take six

[01:24:29] damage that hit me anyone got to damage he'll kill himself on me though yeah

[01:24:35] but he he hits Justin first but also Justin has a hundred and fifteen max

[01:24:39] I fucking I mean he's my friend dad what the fuck I already did the

[01:24:44] accelerant so friend guy I mean he takes nine but then you'll take that eight

[01:24:48] and seven right or does the poison I drew it off of the gremlin horn

[01:24:53] I just all damage taken.

[01:24:55] Okay.

[01:24:56] Well, that's still pretty good.

[01:25:02] And then he's going to hit me three times.

[01:25:04] Look at that.

[01:25:07] Oh, baby.

[01:25:09] Watch this.

[01:25:14] Huddle up coming up.

[01:25:16] You shoot.

[01:25:17] Wait, is it already in the stack?

[01:25:18] Yes.

[01:25:19] Okay.

[01:25:20] Yeah.

[01:25:21] Oh my God.

[01:25:22] So front guy's dead, right?

[01:25:27] No, he needs one more hit.

[01:25:30] No, no, no, no, he doesn't because it's 11 poison and then 10 and then which is not equal

[01:25:36] 35 though.

[01:25:39] All that poison buys the total poison.

[01:25:41] I thought it was the 11.

[01:25:42] I just put a damage on.

[01:25:44] I'll smack him.

[01:25:45] Oh, you got it.

[01:25:46] Okay.

[01:25:47] Oh.

[01:25:48] Right.

[01:25:49] I can kill that middle one that'd be sick.

[01:25:53] I struck him a little bit more damage.

[01:25:59] I can get a little more.

[01:26:00] I can get a little more.

[01:26:01] Get hit smack him smack him smack him.

[01:26:03] Let me just see.

[01:26:04] Suck him suck him suck him.

[01:26:05] How about this row.

[01:26:06] Exo scowl.

[01:26:07] Deal seven damage to all enemies.

[01:26:08] Deal nine damage to all enemies seven times.

[01:26:13] What the fuck?

[01:26:14] Jesus Christ.

[01:26:15] It came out of my attack potion.

[01:26:17] Oh dang, you know, I should have saved that from the deads.

[01:26:21] Well, I gotta use potions because I'm gonna get a potion here.

[01:26:25] That's true, he's right.

[01:26:26] I got an attack potion, holy fucking god.

[01:26:28] I got a blessing on the forge.

[01:26:29] I'm gonna give this to one of you guys.

[01:26:31] Maybe upgrade all cards in your hand for the rest of combat.

[01:26:34] Yes!

[01:26:36] Might need that.

[01:26:37] Let's try two card streaks.

[01:26:38] Do you take another back?

[01:26:39] Damn chandelier, dude.

[01:27:11] Gang up does get much better.

[01:27:18] Alright baby, now I get 33 health off it.

[01:27:24] And Justin, this goes for anybody?

[01:27:26] If you get into a lethal situation, like you're going to die on this turn, I have a buffer

[01:27:30] potion that I can use to put on you.

[01:27:32] Oh my god, your stuff.

[01:27:35] I'm a big locator as well.

[01:27:37] What the hell, knowledge demon.

[01:27:39] Oh dang it!

[01:27:40] I fought him yesterday saying well, I got a lot so yeah

[01:27:46] Well, here's

[01:27:49] Here's the thing. I'm gonna duplicate my bounce and flask

[01:27:55] Up in his ear. Oh, let me uh, let me roll

[01:27:58] That doesn't work. It matter for boys. They're only some potions Justin

[01:28:02] So he's already got 20 fall, but will he live to see 25 the waste things is going. I don't know

[01:28:09] Tell me why

[01:28:15] Okay

[01:28:19] Yeah, bless me

[01:28:22] The turn one I'm not that first done yet to be honest, but

[01:28:28] See what we got within a top potion here. It's freaking punk gonna get hit by an accelerant

[01:28:39] You guys are done, huh?

[01:28:45] Yeah, I'm done.

[01:28:46] Big done, yeah.

[01:28:47] Alright, in fact, I can go ahead and let me do that still.

[01:28:50] God, just give me a moment here if you don't mind.

[01:28:53] This is a colorless card it is.

[01:28:55] Oh, deal 10 damage, Forge 42.

[01:29:00] That Sovereign Blade's gonna go fucking crazy.

[01:29:06] Make your choice.

[01:29:08] I'm drawing one fewer because I know Apollo's got us with that huddle up.

[01:29:15] Yeah, that's true.

[01:29:17] I mean, we healed at the end of this act, right?

[01:29:19] That's also true.

[01:29:20] I'm taking the six.

[01:29:22] It is done.

[01:29:24] Seventeen!

[01:29:26] Well, guys, I got bad news.

[01:29:30] What's that?

[01:29:31] Didn't draw it.

[01:29:32] That's alright.

[01:29:33] Hold on.

[01:29:34] Wait, Apollo.

[01:29:36] I have a potion to draw three cards. Should I use it on you? Yeah, I might draw it. I got eight cards left

[01:29:41] So what's like a 40% chance?

[01:29:44] Please throw the ball. Oh

[01:29:47] I was battle tranced. I you can kill me if you want with a gun. Oh

[01:29:50] That's things. You know what that's gonna happen though. I'm gonna kill you with a gun

[01:29:55] Okay

[01:29:57] seven. Well, skill potion, maybe something crazy will happen. Oh, impervious. That seems

[01:30:04] pretty cool. I weakened him. It's a big place. I can hit him really fucking hard. I exposed

[01:30:12] them and honestly I'll just do that

[01:30:25] all right okay I got bad news guys but it's I have two of them in my deck

[01:30:31] they're both in the bottom floor devastating but life goes on I hit

[01:30:38] them with the accelerant so he's gonna take 43 poison damage and 43 then 41 this

[01:30:42] This isn't even that bad. Get ready for this. 93 damage, 2 times.

[01:30:47] I have so much damage.

[01:30:54] I wait.

[01:30:56] On this turn, you guys are going to draw so many guards.

[01:30:59] Oh my god.

[01:31:04] Youch.

[01:31:06] I literally think he's going to die this turn.

[01:31:09] I think that's how we scale.

[01:31:11] So, you all attack first, I got my Gang up.

[01:31:14] Unbelievable.

[01:31:15] So, every time you attack this thing, my Gang gets dropped.

[01:31:18] Jesus Christ.

[01:31:20] Oh, I can gain one.

[01:31:22] Watch this!

[01:31:25] gain energy, ideal double damage to the fellow this time.

[01:31:32] More poison for you?

[01:31:33] Let me know once you have all attacked.

[01:31:36] Watch this, bro!

[01:31:38] Oh my gosh, this is these toasts.

[01:31:42] Yes!

[01:31:46] Yes!

[01:31:47] And look at that poison.

[01:31:49] GG.

[01:31:50] Well done.

[01:31:52] Incredible.

[01:31:53] I'm discovering epochs.

[01:31:54] Oh, that means, but I'm sure some single-player stuff.

[01:31:57] They're like loot boxes that give you, uh, unlocks.

[01:32:00] Oh.

[01:32:04] Demon form.

[01:32:05] Don't do it.

[01:32:07] I do get extra energy for a lot of stuff.

[01:32:10] I think I'm going to take Deeming for him, because it's just two strengths every turn.

[01:32:18] That's great.

[01:32:19] I thought the same thing, and then I just played it for the first time this round.

[01:32:24] I do have a card that gives me mana for every attack in my hand.

[01:32:28] I gain one mana that turn.

[01:32:30] And I have a lot of attacks.

[01:32:31] I feel like a lot of turns I've got I'm fucking loaded.

[01:32:35] I haven't unlocked Catalyst and I realize I haven't unlocked it yet.

[01:32:42] You know what I realized yesterday, and I have to do this because chat just wanted me

[01:32:46] to take a card decal was awesome.

[01:32:48] I lost every run I did on stream yesterday and won every run I did on YouTube.

[01:32:51] You know what the difference between those is?

[01:32:52] No chat.

[01:32:53] That's all I'm going to say.

[01:32:54] Very true.

[01:32:55] You got to do your game.

[01:32:56] Exactly.

[01:32:57] When you march to the beat of your own drum, even if the decision is less is not

[01:33:02] the optimum decision. Having one person steer the car is less likely to lead to an accident.

[01:33:14] Enchants, okay, great fairy. Oh my god, they play twice the first time you played them.

[01:33:20] Seven random combats. Enemies in these rooms have one HP.

[01:33:23] We on seven combats enemies have one HP

[01:33:30] Yeah, bro. I mean I I'm lobbying for this. I'm gonna take it

[01:33:34] I don't like the other two then we just we rush all the paths with enemies like this path has one two

[01:33:39] Well, it's seven random ones. I don't know if it'll know for me or what? Well, there's there's one right in front of us with four

[01:33:45] We can get five of them. I did take it like I can see the path on the map one two three four

[01:33:51] You can see them on the map at the present oh, it's already showing them. Yeah, what are we discussing there's

[01:33:59] Enemies have one HP now in all those combat all the ones with the X's. Oh, I don't have that. Okay. I have a free apotheosis

[01:34:07] That's fair. I already took it. So you're good that path is crazy

[01:34:10] I also feel like glam is kind of nuts man. Oh, you know, yeah, let me I mean Justin and I can draw on the map to

[01:34:17] Show you

[01:34:19] and they all have one I think I see those once they leave right I don't know

[01:34:24] they're having some problems man I think we're definitely going this way if we

[01:34:30] are going the rest of the way we'll probably fight an elite perhaps I could

[01:34:36] persuade them to go to this shop and then 999 gold will be swag oh in general

[01:34:41] cardboard oh wait so hold on look at look at this look at this over here what you

[01:34:47] Yeah, on the map I drew a big arrow from another arrow pop. Look at this elite shop elite. Yeah

[01:34:53] Yeah, yeah, that's pretty good

[01:34:57] I like it

[01:35:01] Sure, well, I mean, I'm not even gonna play anything man. All these

[01:35:06] Who took that boy poison poison the one on the right. Oh

[01:35:11] Stab

[01:35:13] Intern I

[01:35:17] I'll be sacrificing you sack I got at the start of each combat gain eight figure your next attack deals additional damage you got the sack two rewards gain a relic yeah yeah I had that in my first run I had like almost a full row of relics my first one felt great

[01:35:44] and mouth gets double rewards so you can get one relic per

[01:35:49] per fight yeah oh what's the point man

[01:35:53] I also needed to get rid of a potion

[01:35:57] you can just discard it if you got it right

[01:35:59] true yeah well I could use it for value though

[01:36:02] dude bag of preparation

[01:36:05] actually all my potions are better so who gives a fuck

[01:36:11] I'm not even looking at cars bro, we sacrificed.

[01:36:35] I mean abrasive is nice but I'm gonna sack.

[01:36:39] I got gremlin horn.

[01:36:43] That's really good.

[01:36:44] Oh, my God.

[01:36:44] And then you kill an enemy with your last energy.

[01:36:46] It gives us both energy.

[01:36:47] I kill an enemy.

[01:36:48] We both get energy.

[01:36:49] We were going into it, bro.

[01:36:51] Free energy.

[01:36:53] We've done it.

[01:36:57] Wait, so how many of these freebies do we get?

[01:36:59] We're going to get as long as.

[01:37:01] Oh, I thought it was three.

[01:37:02] OK.

[01:37:03] I don't want to do that.

[01:37:08] Whenever you enter a question mark room, heal 4 HP.

[01:37:10] Eh.

[01:37:11] I don't need it.

[01:37:12] I want to strike stuff in my deck.

[01:37:13] Maybe I just take Hellraiser here.

[01:37:15] Whenever you draw a part of the fighting strike, it's played against a random enemy.

[01:37:18] Yeah, I had that earlier.

[01:37:20] I think I'm going to play.

[01:37:22] If you get, like, because Apollo's card draw and stuff, it's good.

[01:37:27] And if you have card draw.

[01:37:29] Yeah, I do.

[01:37:31] uh... we have another shop if we go to the elite shop elite week we get that

[01:37:35] shop but we

[01:37:37] i think it's a lot of value for i mean you get a lot i can only do one

[01:37:42] yeah i don't really have a lot of money to shop i wouldn't mind doing this a

[01:37:45] little guy i don't have a lot of money

[01:37:47] i got twelve hundred gold or whatever

[01:37:49] but i put twenty nine damage i don't like that

[01:37:52] okay here's a huddle up for you to fucking fight an enemy bro

[01:37:56] in your wellness or do you want me to

[01:37:58] I, hold on, let me look at my, I need, I need,

[01:38:01] is anyone a potion to give energy?

[01:38:04] I could really use some extra energy this turn.

[01:38:05] I don't know.

[01:38:06] Sadly, no.

[01:38:08] That's unfortunate.

[01:38:09] I'm gonna do the-

[01:38:10] I have a bone by the way.

[01:38:11] Let me, let me, oh, okay.

[01:38:13] That's a, that's weak.

[01:38:15] Oh, that's a bone.

[01:38:16] I had it.

[01:38:17] I had it.

[01:38:18] I had it.

[01:38:21] There you go.

[01:38:24] I'm gonna shrug for sure.

[01:38:25] That's an interesting card.

[01:38:30] That's pretty good.

[01:38:35] Played a couple of knocks, just no big deal.

[01:38:40] Too bad.

[01:38:43] Guards is kind of a sick card. I'm not mad that I took guards.

[01:38:49] Sorry, I'm debating on what the right play is here.

[01:38:52] not playing apotheosis is kind of cringe but I think I gotta do it

[01:38:56] oh you always apo

[01:38:58] that is insane bro

[01:38:59] I do have a card

[01:39:00] you gotta upgrade apo too man that's a

[01:39:02] it's like not playing burst alchemize

[01:39:04] like

[01:39:05] right

[01:39:06] what's the point

[01:39:09] get pierced you little turd

[01:39:11] nobody touched my friends

[01:39:13] I have a gang up if y'all do a lot of damage to him

[01:39:18] I love a gang up

[01:39:19] let's do that

[01:39:20] I'm gonna hit him pretty hard

[01:39:21] hit him pretty hard to be on. Oh, no, I'm not because I don't have any energy.

[01:39:27] But next next turn, I've got so much I'm going to go off this turn.

[01:39:35] Let's see if yourself poison.

[01:39:41] I don't know how my hand gets so complicated.

[01:39:43] And so I guess he's doing zero damage.

[01:39:46] That's awesome.

[01:39:51] I have a card that I just exhausted now every turn it will play itself automatically

[01:40:13] Don't make us draw if you have a draw yet. I do not have a draw

[01:40:16] I do have nine energy and I can't do anything with it, but that's okay

[01:40:19] Oh, you know, I was with potion. Okay. I knew neutered them. That's a big one. Hellraiser on but do you guys want to draw now?

[01:40:27] Yes, you know razor first. Oh, yes. Now. Okay. Here you go. Enjoy that and then have a lot. You know, you get to enjoy some more as well

[01:40:34] Even more six cards. Oh my god. I drew exactly the card I needed

[01:40:40] Now I have no choice. Oh, there's a max hand size check this out here comes like 250 damage

[01:40:49] I'm waiting to see my my max damage output. Oh, we got him. We got we got him. We got him

[01:41:00] again. Holy shit. It's crazy. It's like having an after image, but it's when my my buddies

[01:41:10] do stuff is so fun don't calendar oh I upgraded two strikes I wish I could give

[01:41:22] relics to you guys imagine bold centennial puzzle me baby I also got

[01:41:28] centennial puzzle really good but I love voting on the relics man it's so such

[01:41:33] a good way to handle the loot in the school yeah I won't make the mistake

[01:42:08] I can just have the more minor idea.

[01:42:09] So I have 1,300 gold.

[01:42:13] I can't tell you that means that I take the rat

[01:42:15] or I don't take the rat.

[01:42:16] You want the rat?

[01:42:17] You take the rat.

[01:42:19] Oh, he never runs out, I forgot.

[01:42:21] Oh, my god.

[01:42:22] He's by my craze.

[01:42:23] That is what it says it does.

[01:42:25] I always just look at the sale, but he never runs out,

[01:42:28] man.

[01:42:29] There is a rat and he never runs out.

[01:42:33] I don't really need this myth if anybody

[01:42:35] feels like they desperately need a heal. I don't reason it cost one.

[01:42:43] I'm gonna do that.

[01:42:45] So we want to double elite here. I think we can double. Yeah,

[01:42:47] oh, we can double up. Nobody. Nobody thinks they needed.

[01:42:50] Then just give me a sec, man.

[01:42:53] In a sec to think about this.

[01:42:55] Oh, question mark. See me for four.

[01:42:59] We're going this way.

[01:43:00] Sorry, y'all just need a sec.

[01:43:02] It's got to be that, then.

[01:43:09] What do you say, buh buh buh buh buh buh buh?

[01:43:16] Oh, Speedy's removed from your deck.

[01:43:18] I love this one.

[01:43:19] Oh, I hate this.

[01:43:21] Oh, it's roll.

[01:43:22] I don't want to be a roll strike plus.

[01:43:23] If it picks a shitty card, though, it's free removal.

[01:43:26] Ooh!

[01:43:27] Yeah, it didn't.

[01:43:28] It picked a mid card, so I guess I'd just take that off.

[01:43:31] I just keep losing health until it picks up.

[01:43:33] All right, I'm losing a strike by strikes huge.

[01:43:35] Oh, I didn't realize you could keep doing it.

[01:43:37] I thought it was a one time deal.

[01:43:38] I'm dumb.

[01:43:39] Wait, I don't want to remove speeds or lose three HP.

[01:43:43] The card above options.

[01:43:44] The bottom one refreshes the top one at the cost of HP.

[01:43:52] Bouncing flask for golf.

[01:43:54] No, you can't do that.

[01:43:55] Bubble.

[01:43:56] Ah.

[01:43:58] All my sub-a-thon videos so far are getting demonetized because all of the alerts.

[01:44:02] And that's okay.

[01:44:03] Sorry, sorry, piercing whale.

[01:44:06] Oh!

[01:44:08] Oh my god.

[01:44:09] These will be fine.

[01:44:11] We don't need piercing.

[01:44:11] Okay, I do have a huddle up.

[01:44:12] Anyone, does anyone not want the huddle up yet?

[01:44:15] Uh...

[01:44:16] I am...

[01:44:19] Good.

[01:44:19] You did it. I wanted it.

[01:44:22] Don't do another if you have another.

[01:44:23] Because Apollo, your huddle up goes in with my gambling chip

[01:44:26] So I can refresh like nine cards at the start of combat every single time.

[01:44:32] Oh, it's so beautiful.

[01:44:37] I'm going to damage this turn.

[01:44:38] I will be taking a lot of damage this turn.

[01:44:40] I'm not going to make anyone vulnerable.

[01:44:43] I did the guy in the back.

[01:44:46] Like, do you have a benefit from more vulnerable or not?

[01:44:49] No, it just hits twice.

[01:44:50] I'm a vulnerable guy.

[01:44:52] That backshots.

[01:44:56] Oh yeah, I start the fight with 10 armor. What? So nice.

[01:45:00] It's sad that I don't have...

[01:45:04] I mean, I should do this and then get some damage.

[01:45:11] 21 damage.

[01:45:15] I will be going out this turn for sure.

[01:45:19] Um...

[01:45:21] You got HP.

[01:45:24] I'm not sweating you I still got some stuff to do you just got to give me a moment here

[01:45:31] I mean that's nothing more like this

[01:45:39] A little concerned about the the next elite fight if I take too much damage here

[01:45:44] nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah.

[01:45:48] Oh, oh you good.

[01:45:50] Minecraft.

[01:45:51] Yeah yeah.

[01:45:52] 12 block potion I can give to one of you guys.

[01:45:56] Oh that's bad.

[01:45:57] Bro, all our cards are ethereal.

[01:46:00] That's really bad.

[01:46:01] That means if we don't play them, they get exhausted.

[01:46:06] I do have gang up right now.

[01:46:08] We gotta go in on the middle.

[01:46:09] Don't attack.

[01:46:10] We gotta go in on the middle guy.

[01:46:12] Otherwise we're going to lose all of our best cards.

[01:46:16] I can stand to lose a lot of this. I will lose a puddle up though.

[01:46:19] I have to go in on the middle guy. Otherwise I'm useless for the rest of the combat.

[01:46:22] Just do attacks to the same guys, or my gang up hit hard.

[01:46:26] Middle guy.

[01:46:26] Middle, middle. It has to be middle.

[01:46:28] Yeah.

[01:46:28] I just, I need to wait until everyone's done all their attacks.

[01:46:30] I can't do anything more.

[01:46:33] Exhaust your hand, deal 7 damage for each card exhausted.

[01:46:36] And deal 8 damage to all enemies, deal 2 damage for each other attack.

[01:46:39] You played this turn, that's not going to cut it.

[01:46:42] I can't afford to play Sombra, but I can just remake it.

[01:46:49] I'm literally fine, I'm literally actually fine.

[01:46:52] I'm gonna attack the play?

[01:46:54] I have none attacks, unfortunately.

[01:46:56] Okay, so I could just attack now, no one's got attacks to play?

[01:46:58] I have an attack, I have a one, I'm just deciding.

[01:47:01] It's gonna barely make it.

[01:47:04] I'm just gonna do that to reduce the damage.

[01:47:07] Goodbye all of these cards.

[01:47:09] I'm just going to play. I like gang up and go away.

[01:47:12] We've got to kill this guy next turn or I'm going to have no cards in my hand.

[01:47:16] As long as I can forge, I can do my gang up.

[01:47:20] He has to like do it again though, doesn't he?

[01:47:22] No, no, no, because we're hexed until he's dead.

[01:47:24] I'll be able to get some poison. I got some notched fumes coming up at least.

[01:47:29] I don't think I'll die this fight, but I definitely might die next fight.

[01:47:33] I got a buffer point. Don't be afraid.

[01:47:35] I got a 12 block free Apollo. Do you need it right now?

[01:47:38] I could use it whenever, yeah, just to prevent some damage. I have no block up right now.

[01:47:45] Goodbye, cards.

[01:47:51] At least I got thorns to take a little damage from that.

[01:47:55] Well, he's alive all your cards are down.

[01:47:59] What a turd.

[01:48:00] That's crazy, man.

[01:48:01] I don't like this.

[01:48:04] I couldn't make, uh, I could, well, if anyone does anything...

[01:48:08] I can make the middle enemy take double damage from all of you guys this turn and also make them vulnerable

[01:48:14] And that's pretty much all I can do on my turn

[01:48:16] Okay, there's some value there

[01:48:21] Okay, you're in I like it

[01:48:25] I just realized what this is gonna do unfortunately

[01:48:35] Yeah, I'm I'm in danger. Oh

[01:48:38] I love that I love seeing you on seven energy though nice oh that's huge that's

[01:48:48] as much as I can do okay yeah we have to do a lot next time boys now they're all

[01:48:52] good boys and now I'm gonna be able to play a lot of cards but yeah my health

[01:48:57] is uh I still got a buffer potion for you to keep you alive

[01:49:01] I think you killed two next turn if I had to guess.

[01:49:12] Let's see what I got here.

[01:49:16] I do have a huddle up.

[01:49:19] You guys killed Mato?

[01:49:20] I can definitely kill back.

[01:49:22] I'm going to play this my fuck you guys, but I believe in you.

[01:49:25] You definitely don't play this.

[01:49:27] Oh, maybe we do play that.

[01:49:29] up on that. Definitely do this as well. I'm going to wait for this to choke out. Okay.

[01:49:37] It's dying from poison. All right. Let me see what I can do to the guy at the back.

[01:49:42] The guy at the back is just blocking. I'm out. Can we maybe kill the guy in the front?

[01:49:46] Hmm valid valid point. I actually don't have enough energy to do what I wanted to do. Anyway, um

[01:49:56] It's a tough one

[01:49:59] Because sovereign blade is gonna cost me three

[01:50:04] That's my turn. Oh wait, wait, wait. I it's right. I get energy back

[01:50:08] I know this guy's gonna die, but I get energy back and draw by killing him and so does mouth

[01:50:12] Now cancel your end turn really quick, because we're going to get something off of Gremlin

[01:50:19] one.

[01:50:20] Right, and I got cards to play.

[01:50:22] Bye bye.

[01:50:23] So I'll spend energy, even though it's...

[01:50:27] Take your turn, I'll be right back.

[01:50:29] I'm going to go...

[01:50:30] No sweat, no sweat.

[01:50:31] This energy use is very inefficient, but you do it regardless.

[01:50:34] He's dead.

[01:50:35] And then I've got a sovereign blade.

[01:50:38] Okay.

[01:50:39] Oops, I have.

[01:50:40] My hand was full, I guess, but I can't play with your card list

[01:50:46] Play your dice

[01:50:48] Yeah, whenever you draw a card during your turn deal to damage all on me, so that killed that guy in the middle I can do I

[01:50:56] Can't I can't kill the guy at the front I can create an attack that looks like it kills him

[01:51:02] But it's gonna cost more than it looks like it's gonna cost I hit him for a little more

[01:51:06] that's all I can do.

[01:51:11] Well, follow, enjoy your breed open.

[01:51:17] Well, yeah, yeah, that's so good.

[01:51:24] Oh, that was, oh, I see.

[01:51:29] Not bad for a beast like me.

[01:51:34] I

[01:51:41] Huge my strikes are just going off

[01:51:48] All right front guys dying to poison

[01:51:51] All right, we probably just go all in yeah, yeah, I think when Apollo gets back you just kill

[01:51:58] I kind of want to go make the world's quickest sandwich

[01:52:01] You by all means feels like the right time. I'll be right back

[01:52:05] He's taken 18 and poison damage too. So that is true. It is

[01:52:12] Mott yeah, Mott

[01:52:16] From the north. Oh, no, I can't

[01:52:19] work you

[01:52:21] Justin's making a sandwich, so we're just kind of chilling. Oh perfect. Perfect. I

[01:52:28] Just play some cards just just to play him

[01:52:31] How quick is this sandwich gonna be? What the hell?

[01:52:33] He did say it was gonna be the world's fastest sandwich, so...

[01:52:36] He tends to lie a lot about time-related things.

[01:52:41] Like, should I go pee?

[01:52:43] Oh, yeah, yeah, for sure. That's go pee.

[01:52:46] You know what, I'll go pee as well.

[01:52:50] But first...

[01:52:51] You don't...

[01:52:52] I'm not going to play...

[01:52:54] Cool.

[01:52:56] Sovereign Blade now deals damage to all enemies!

[01:52:58] Wow!

[01:52:59] Wow, wow, wow, wow!

[01:53:02] He's peeing, he's peeing right now.

[01:53:07] I'll be right back.

[01:53:08] Many.

[01:53:11] You know, I don't know one thing about Justin,

[01:53:13] for anyone who hasn't heard this story,

[01:53:14] it's not a long story, but we were streaming

[01:53:17] and he was like, I'll be right back guys,

[01:53:18] I gotta go mix some potatoes,

[01:53:19] which is a crazy thing to say, just like randomly.

[01:53:24] But then he was not right, back it took him 24 minutes

[01:53:27] to cook the potatoes and we all went, hey man, why did you say I'll be right back?

[01:53:36] He was like, that was only five minutes and we were like, no, Justin, we timed it, it

[01:53:41] was 24 minutes. He's like, no, no way. So you never, never trust him when he says

[01:53:49] I'll do this an X amount of time.

[01:53:59] Butter chicken.

[01:54:01] Butter chicken.

[01:54:02] Butter with the chicken.

[01:54:03] Chicken with the butter.

[01:54:09] Mmm.

[01:54:11] Mmm.

[01:54:13] Lantern!

[01:54:18] I love Lantern.

[01:54:21] Yippee.

[01:54:25] Am I alone?

[01:54:27] No, I'm just I have Butter Chicken in my mouth.

[01:54:29] Oh, OK, my Bo Butter Chicken.

[01:54:30] Bo-ba-ba-butter.

[01:54:32] You dipping your pizza in it?

[01:54:33] Hello.

[01:54:34] Choo-choo-choo chicken.

[01:54:37] First time you lose HP each combat draw three cards.

[01:54:39] Don't mind if I do.

[01:54:42] I'm gonna get the game one strength for each ball in the enemy.

[01:54:44] That's just so good.

[01:54:48] Steve's butter chicken man is tasty as hell. Get the combo rice and non-cum as well. Mango

[01:55:00] lassi now you're having a drink. Ooh, hit the bathroom then you know where to stink.

[01:55:08] They're pretending I'm not muted. They're pretending I'm muted.

[01:55:11] I'm buying a bag of marbles for you guys. I'm chewing food.

[01:55:46] think you're just in case you know you never know I mean if the imagineers

[01:56:03] music played while we're going into the boss like Avengers man listen you know

[01:56:10] it it's it's I don't know it's got to be like a word for it where it's like a

[01:56:15] a movie is so badass it makes you cry.

[01:56:17] Dude, I actually buy with that.

[01:56:22] Yeah, bro, play your draw.

[01:56:28] I didn't draw one, but hold on.

[01:56:31] He's vulnerable.

[01:56:32] I have a lot of shit to do this turn.

[01:56:35] Oh, in that case, 25.

[01:56:39] It's a adrenaline.

[01:56:41] I did draw one, so I can draw.

[01:56:44] actually huge for me um i will be taking 25 damage though i think i think we got we got

[01:56:50] a way to get around this bro wait i might be talking out of my fucking ass oh he drew

[01:56:56] the tactician it's joe over for this guy on another prepared oh my god get poisoned

[01:57:05] i'm gonna bubble up your butt um i guess i'm gonna start playing cards now um i

[01:57:13] I could have fit them pretty hard, but we kind of simmer on that, I think.

[01:57:26] Is anyone, like, waiting on actions?

[01:57:30] Doesn't look like it, huh?

[01:57:32] Alright, let me see what I can do.

[01:57:33] Apollo, I'm not going to use a buffer potion to keep you from taking 25.

[01:57:37] I will use it to keep you from dying.

[01:57:39] 100%.

[01:57:40] But until then, I think there's a way you find your way back.

[01:57:43] the thinker

[01:57:56] yet

[01:58:00] we got to keep our drawings and alive

[01:58:03] all trust

[01:58:05] okay he's not attacking the strong that's huge for a guy like me

[01:58:10] I'll save my piercing.

[01:58:16] Strategic though, status cards.

[01:58:24] Oh, I fucked it.

[01:58:25] No, no, I didn't fuck it.

[01:58:34] So I could, I could hit you for like a hundred and twenty.

[01:58:38] I could be so I think you got to do it you kind of got to hit him for a hundred and twenty

[01:58:44] One in Rome. That's a lot. I

[01:58:48] Just draw and two but plug relics. What's up with that to but plug relics to but plug relics. I don't know what that

[01:58:55] Oh, yes, I do. Did you know I wrote those as well punch that you get burned. Oh my gosh

[01:59:02] Um, well, um, that is exactly enough to kill me. I guess you can defend though, right? Yeah, you can defend against burns

[01:59:10] Well, here's a huddle up. I have too many cards

[01:59:16] I have another huddle up so just wait. I don't use it yet

[01:59:24] Mmm come some trash come some trash

[01:59:26] Don't play yet, don't play yet, don't play yet, don't play yet.

[01:59:30] I'm waiting for it.

[01:59:31] Wait, wait, wait, wait.

[01:59:32] Don't wait her.

[01:59:33] Hopefully I got a card that lets me draw another card, okay, I'm ready.

[01:59:39] Oh yeah.

[01:59:40] I waited until I spent all my energy so if I could draw cards I couldn't afford

[01:59:45] anyway.

[01:59:46] I could do 64 damage, or I could play my Hellraiser.

[01:59:53] I

[01:59:55] Probably do the 60

[01:59:56] Dead ass. I think he's dead next turn

[01:59:59] He's taking 87 poison this and he'll take

[02:00:04] More

[02:00:08] Okay, we need to speed that up. Yeah

[02:00:19] Yeah, baby. Oh

[02:00:23] Oh no

[02:00:25] Don't worry. Don't worry. Oh, I didn't draw any good cards. I also did not draw anything that can kill him, but I'm I

[02:00:33] Believe hey, I can always buy for you if necessary

[02:00:37] There you go. I got 20 block, but I'm gonna need another 15 to not die

[02:00:43] I have 18 strikes right

[02:00:50] 40s everything I got I can do

[02:00:53] 24 and 12 I can do 36 damage and I can give someone five strength right now I

[02:01:01] can give someone five strength well let's see the numbers okay so 212 minus 117

[02:01:10] 117 is 95 I can do 36 that's less yeah I can give someone a five strength

[02:01:20] I'm going to use my buffer potion on Apollo, which is this guy right here, I'm assuming.

[02:01:32] You have six health, yes.

[02:01:33] I have six HP.

[02:01:34] Oh, I could have won that.

[02:01:38] Well, that just negates damage at all.

[02:01:42] The one instance of damage.

[02:01:44] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[02:01:45] He's getting extra anyway, so.

[02:01:48] And I would like to not take damage as well.

[02:01:53] To do that, we do this.

[02:01:57] And I sacrifice some minions.

[02:02:00] Banana.

[02:02:01] There you go.

[02:02:06] And then, yeah.

[02:02:07] My bad.

[02:02:08] That's good.

[02:02:09] You don't want to end the turn on 0 HP.

[02:02:11] I can understand that.

[02:02:13] Yeah.

[02:02:14] Literally nice try, bro.

[02:02:15] Ouch.

[02:02:16] He's just going to die.

[02:02:18] I'm going to die.

[02:02:23] I kill.

[02:02:24] We might need to do some mending and healing here.

[02:02:29] I have a fortifier potion that can triple your block as well, if necessary.

[02:02:34] Oh, I mean you got to take this.

[02:02:38] That's really good too though.

[02:02:39] Oh, at the start of each boss fight heal 25.

[02:02:44] Wow!

[02:02:45] Wow!

[02:02:46] I probably don't need to heal them from you guys.

[02:02:48] I can probably heal myself.

[02:02:49] I might, I'm at 12.

[02:02:51] I'm gonna heal at the campsite.

[02:02:54] I don't need to upgrade anyway, because I have a good apple.

[02:03:00] Honestly, my back is so, let me just see.

[02:03:02] Are we gonna, we're not even gonna get another chance

[02:03:04] to sacrifice, so I might as well take a card here.

[02:03:07] Makes perfect sense.

[02:03:09] I got four in please.

[02:03:10] So I got block 10 for first turn,

[02:03:13] and then 14 for the second turn,

[02:03:14] how am I actually doing this?

[02:03:15] I'm more than willing to mend anybody by the way.

[02:03:19] I do not need a mend.

[02:03:20] I'm good.

[02:03:21] Even though you're only going to get 25 off of the,

[02:03:23] are you going to rest it on your own?

[02:03:25] I put it in to full, almost.

[02:03:26] I'm at 45 and 11, or 111.

[02:03:29] I would be happy to mend you if you feel like you have

[02:03:31] something worth upgrading.

[02:03:33] I mean, I already mended to get to 45.

[02:03:38] Oh, I see what you're saying.

[02:03:38] You rested just to get there.

[02:03:39] OK, yeah, no, I'd be happy to be happy to.

[02:03:44] I think you're 78, my king.

[02:03:47] I really think it's best.

[02:03:48] And like I said, I do have a triple your block potion

[02:03:51] if anybody desperately needs it.

[02:03:53] I don't think I will all need it.

[02:03:54] I have my defense is pretty good.

[02:03:57] I have a flex potion if anyone has a big damage turn.

[02:04:00] Mm-hmm.

[02:04:00] OK.

[02:04:01] Or an artifact potion so they don't lose the strength.

[02:04:04] I also have a flex potion as well.

[02:04:06] So I did not draw any draw.

[02:04:08] So you're out of luck.

[02:04:09] I have kingdom of strength for each vulnerable enemy

[02:04:11] if we can get that one.

[02:04:12] Oh, OK.

[02:04:13] I can add one.

[02:04:14] I could add one too.

[02:04:16] Actually, should I could add two?

[02:04:17] I could add three.

[02:04:19] Okay.

[02:04:20] Expose.

[02:04:21] Expose.

[02:04:22] Let me do this first.

[02:04:23] I should have hacked on.

[02:04:24] Oh my God, there's one more on it.

[02:04:27] I may have goofed.

[02:04:31] All right, I have each strength now.

[02:04:33] Damn, that's big.

[02:04:34] Oh, you know what, let me use my power potion

[02:04:36] for the end, yeah.

[02:04:40] Whenever you apply vulnerable, draw a card.

[02:04:42] I

[02:04:46] Was a great first term holy cow, but I just noticed that the boss is like like paper

[02:04:53] Yeah, this is something

[02:05:04] Okay, I want to do that, but I also kind of want to

[02:05:07] Yeah, I just get that out of the way man I'm predicting a phase to 806 HP is not enough

[02:05:16] Oh, there has to be he's gonna form into like a boulder

[02:05:24] Okay, I have a huddle up coming up. Oh wait, wait, wait, wait. Let me play a little

[02:05:28] Getting let me get some stuff out of it that I could choose what to put on the pop the top of my draw pile

[02:05:32] Which could be incredibly important for me

[02:05:34] Let me do some stuff, too, first.

[02:05:36] I can draw five cards with my all.

[02:05:38] I'll be real.

[02:05:39] I didn't realize he's doing 30 damage.

[02:05:40] I might just need to fully heal up.

[02:05:43] Maybe I can skip the huddle up.

[02:05:44] Do you guys know that?

[02:05:45] OK, not necessarily.

[02:05:47] Are you guys going to do a lot of damage this turn,

[02:05:49] because I have the enemy takes double damage

[02:05:51] from other players this time?

[02:05:52] I think I'm out of damage.

[02:05:54] I heard you did.

[02:05:55] Justin, take this potion.

[02:05:58] Well, thank you.

[02:06:00] All right, let's see.

[02:06:01] I'm going to heal up.

[02:06:02] I don't want to die.

[02:06:04] I got the block for you if necessary.

[02:06:07] I took damage.

[02:06:07] I'm good.

[02:06:08] I'm only taking six.

[02:06:13] Yeah, his name is Dor.

[02:06:15] He's going to form into a door.

[02:06:17] We go through it.

[02:06:18] Oh, my gosh.

[02:06:19] Hey, maybe you're right, though.

[02:06:21] This door is a ho, though, when you think about it.

[02:06:26] Whoa, door maker.

[02:06:28] Door maker.

[02:06:30] What?

[02:06:31] Door maker, we've come here to barter.

[02:06:33] Yes, man.

[02:06:35] It's Bargain, but whatever.

[02:06:37] That's the, yeah.

[02:06:38] Is it Bargain?

[02:06:39] I thought it was Bargain, whatever.

[02:06:41] Well, I'm going to do another outbreak.

[02:06:49] What?

[02:06:51] Hey, OK, I have another huddle up.

[02:06:53] All right, we're going to simmer on that for just a second.

[02:06:57] Oh, 31.

[02:06:59] Get neutered 23 Jim Carrey's favorite number.

[02:07:03] Very true, actually true, though.

[02:07:09] Oh, Baba.

[02:07:14] Are you a huddling?

[02:07:16] What?

[02:07:16] Wait until I hear that.

[02:07:17] I don't worry.

[02:07:18] I'm OK.

[02:07:19] I'm always I'm not going to waste my stuff yet.

[02:07:21] I'm just trying to think.

[02:07:22] I need any more energy to do what I want to do.

[02:07:24] So I think I might be kind of stuck on this term.

[02:07:28] Oh, I can vole too. I don't know if anyone

[02:07:32] I actually let

[02:07:34] 23 damage. I'm just I'm waiting on the huddle let me vole because I don't have any

[02:07:38] I don't have much else to do on my turn to be honest

[02:07:41] Oh, but I kind of need this. No, I don't know you you can do it

[02:07:45] No way I can do both way, but then I take a little bit of a car. They're in your hand like 10. Oh

[02:07:51] Things get a little complicated sometimes you do what you need to do

[02:07:55] I'll take a little bit of damage to get the vulnerability and weakness out there. I'm gonna need more energy for next turn

[02:08:02] Okay, I'll up coming up. That's good. Yeah. That's actually good. I drew another huddle up

[02:08:08] If that's oh my god, let me play a few things first. Oh, this is where Justin you get his his angers out there

[02:08:16] I'm gonna start smacking them

[02:08:18] I'm going to do this first, see how it is.

[02:08:21] Yeah, build my block.

[02:08:23] I'm going for another huddler.

[02:08:24] I have a gang up too.

[02:08:26] Hold it.

[02:08:26] It's already doing 75 right now.

[02:08:29] Oh my god, look at that.

[02:08:29] Two angers and a spade.

[02:08:31] Good god.

[02:08:36] If there's a guy.

[02:08:36] Keep going, I'm almost there.

[02:08:38] If there is a guy.

[02:08:38] Have you all attacked now?

[02:08:39] Yes.

[02:08:40] I'm done.

[02:08:41] If there is a god, please let me draw Conqueror

[02:08:44] next turn.

[02:08:44] Oh, it'll be so good.

[02:08:48] I'm not going to get cool stuff if he escapes.

[02:09:07] Well this is the boss man.

[02:09:09] Yeah but like.

[02:09:10] Do we have any car draws?

[02:09:11] We got to kill the boss to get unlocks and stuff.

[02:09:14] I just mean like if he escapes he might come back even stronger or something.

[02:09:17] I have nothing this turn. I think a bum turn.

[02:09:20] They don't don't attack.

[02:09:22] Don't attack. I got double damage.

[02:09:25] I've only got one attack left.

[02:09:30] Um,

[02:09:31] don't attack.

[02:09:33] I'm not that.

[02:09:34] It was like, take your turn.

[02:09:36] We have to play our turn now because we have to do 1600 damage this turn

[02:09:40] when I just got a card, he takes damage.

[02:09:43] He's going to run away and one that's got to be a mechanic relating to that.

[02:09:46] Mmm, I think we have to kill another door. That's that would be my assumption

[02:09:53] Well

[02:09:55] You could do the double damage whenever

[02:09:57] Well, yeah, but it takes like all my energy

[02:10:00] So it's good. I'm just I've only got one attack left. It's for 23. You should play it. Yeah, I sent it out

[02:10:06] I have a flex potion if it helps but I mean was the flex. We're not going

[02:10:11] I guess I should have put up like any block at all, but

[02:10:18] It's not gonna pierce them maybe I am a little worried about my health situation

[02:10:25] I'm worried about all of our health situations actually. No man. I got lizards. I wonder if he

[02:10:31] Comes back with like his health and stuff. I would assume so but we're getting stronger over time though

[02:10:37] I grew really bad again. Right. I can just kill them if you guys want to play setup cards. I

[02:10:44] Got blur, baby. Go ahead and kill them. Yeah, okay. Just give me one second. I gotta get my

[02:10:50] Be like this

[02:10:53] Wait, oh, we got my key back get bubbled boy. Is he like somehow stronger?

[02:11:00] if I attack this, I'm crazy. So much extra energy man. I drew a huddle up. I have a

[02:11:21] vulnerable, yeah. Yeah, throw it on there. I can huddle up again if it's what I desired.

[02:11:29] I think he's dead or if you do it for me, I think I'll kill him

[02:11:34] There you go. Oh my god get neutered watch this

[02:11:39] Holy shit, look at those

[02:11:44] I could have given you the flux potion

[02:11:54] Too shabby I'm threatening him

[02:11:59] damn we fucked them up yeah did you have my god damn sword idiot he killed me oh my god that was

[02:12:06] incredible what you shabby damn this guy's taking two billion damage already it was like 300 million

[02:12:14] yesterday i love to amaki box

[02:12:20] look at that unlock i have a hundred percent win rate in this game that is insane like

[02:12:25] I'm doing my first epaulet

[02:12:31] Please tell me I got Catalyst

[02:12:34] Mother of Resurrection

[02:12:41] Meowle, awakened from her slumber

[02:12:44] That's an important one

[02:12:45] It means you get to start with some shit

[02:12:50] They went big on the sky

[02:12:54] We're doing battle golf in like 49 minutes

[02:12:58] Yeah, I know for your time

[02:13:01] You guys can do I've got a bounce sadly. I got another

[02:13:07] Right we do I was gonna be like I could do one say this fire solo, but we do have time for one CS game

[02:13:13] Well, perfect. It's perfect timing

[02:13:16] Well, good luck

[02:13:17] With that, this was very fun, and I would like to play more with you guys

[02:13:21] I would do what I like to do more.

[02:13:23] Essentially, the time may come.

[02:13:25] Alright, I'll catch you there. Have a good weekend.

[02:13:29] Later.

[02:13:33] Are we doing a CS game?

[02:13:35] You want to do one?

[02:13:37] I could do one. Good.

[02:13:39] You think we can get a quarry?

[02:13:41] And maybe another?

[02:13:43] Good.

[02:13:45] I mean, actually, at Black Flag,

[02:13:49] Sorry, it's still going through epochs.

[02:13:58] Yeah, you probably unlocked it, Todd.

[02:14:08] New card's unlocked. Cool.

[02:14:13] the epoch unlocked another epoch okay I come in

[02:14:20] Cory just started one oh oh what is he thinking this little mover is gonna cost

[02:14:28] us 84 years unless that person was lying they do lie sometimes they lie

[02:14:38] Corey will abandon now he wouldn't give it a cue again I think.

[02:14:40] Oh, oh.

[02:14:43] If he's doing, if he's doing Premier, he's not doing Premier, he's fine.

[02:14:47] Triple stack Premier, no comms.

[02:14:51] It is an option.

[02:14:53] I wouldn't say no.

[02:14:54] I am one win away from, from having a wreck.

[02:15:00] Counter strike two.

[02:15:02] Open game.

[02:15:04] That was so good.

[02:15:06] That was very fun. The multiplayer was really good. That was like a bumping beyond any expectations I had of it

[02:15:11] It's kind of like it's it's poisoning me because now I don't even want to play so

[02:15:15] Oh, that's just gonna be more solo is so much faster at least but like that's fair

[02:15:20] I also feel like in multiplayer you're gonna have to pick your battles of like how

[02:15:25] Optimized you want to be because I could easily see people having like eight hour

[02:15:30] runs in

[02:15:32] like just trying to make sure like okay let's here's the good exact order that

[02:15:38] we have to make decisions in hello I'm actually in CS are you in a premier no

[02:15:44] you might be able to disabandon it if you want I am trying yeah also Ricky

[02:15:50] said Ryan so mad at Cory's gonna have to crack 10 cases to calm down I'm out but

[02:15:57] I have a competitive cooldown of 30 minutes hopefully that doesn't affect

[02:16:00] Premier. We'll see if it does whatever basically. Maybe. You took a risk, yeah.

[02:16:12] I hope my computer just isn't going to explode. I'm sending you a little

[02:16:16] transmission in this quarter. Oh okay. Let's not put you on the spot on the

[02:16:21] on the big stage that sounds great

[02:16:25] oh yeah that sounds fun

[02:16:28] um Chastis we will not be able to queue

[02:16:32] well oh it's still good and premier

[02:16:37] because of the because he left yeah

[02:16:40] are you sure let me try

[02:16:44] how long is the cooldown

[02:16:48] 30 minutes.

[02:16:50] Oh, oh, sorry, Corey.

[02:16:55] Corey, oh, no.

[02:16:57] Oh, he's gone.

[02:16:58] I wasn't told to do it.

[02:17:00] If you would have asked me.

[02:17:02] That's all right.

[02:17:04] I feel like a hasty decisions were made by by lots of parties.

[02:17:10] Can we ask why I'm not at fault there?

[02:17:12] I'm not going to let's let's queue up.

[02:17:14] You're kind of all.

[02:17:15] Let's go back to the next day.

[02:17:17] Why was why was he doing solo counter-strike though? Do not blame

[02:17:23] You're supposed to lay down the starting lines for a squad to tap you in bro

[02:17:29] Where the fuck is mute all teammates? I can't find it communication. Oh mute all but friends are ways, okay

[02:17:38] Hopefully they don't get mad Mike TKS. They just laughed. He didn't say anything. I know I didn't say anything

[02:17:44] Yeah, we fucked Corey like that and he can't even like so look you for 30 minutes. He's got to find something else to do for

[02:17:50] It's so genuine

[02:17:53] This game is gonna go into overtime and we're gonna be late and then like

[02:17:59] Anyone we so funny like it's fucked up like if it was me, I wouldn't be happy. Yeah

[02:18:05] I'm not sure. Yeah.

[02:18:12] But it's also probably won't he is he it's his fault because he's such good friends with us that he was like, sure, I'll quit the game.

[02:18:21] To be fair, when he joined discord here, he said, I'm trying.

[02:18:25] I would have been like I'll get you next time. I trust you guys I

[02:18:35] Can't believe these idiots have kind of been new oh my god

[02:18:41] We're all we're cooked we're already cooked our teammates have no brain. We're playing a nervous bro. We're not we can ban a new

[02:18:47] This we don't

[02:18:49] There's no map left that I don't mind playing other than a new best so we're chill

[02:18:53] Oh, you're literally five seconds late. What do you mean? There's only three dudes in the call. We're in the

[02:19:02] Yeah, like if you pop, oh my god

[02:19:07] Do we do that rather our teammates be comfortable than me I think comfortable. Oh wait wait. I thought you guys like oh, we're gonna back out

[02:19:14] I'm glad you're playing against 16,000 enjoy getting mop

[02:19:32] It's the round let's go let's go load in compile those textures

[02:19:37] Reticulate those spleens. I can't wait to see our teammates looking at us, but I can't hear anything. I'm like, oh, you can tell they're talking

[02:19:44] All players had a five-second they could have responded faster maybe oh shit. It's true guys. We're in trouble

[02:19:54] What

[02:19:59] Is made good I mean I was born

[02:20:02] This guy's mask hate it. He's got the condom head. Yeah, oh and the Joker mask

[02:20:08] I'm just gonna ping at long. Yeah. The old school of communication is to just face the bombsite you intend to go at.

[02:20:16] Yep. I'm gonna throw the flash right before I'm about to go out the second door, you know. Confirmed.

[02:20:22] Move it, move it. Yep. Put the bomb on the left.

[02:20:28] There it goes.

[02:20:32] here goes one's pit oh my god get pitted I got the smoke

[02:20:46] they smoked the cross orange went mid for some reason that's okay they have a frag grenade

[02:20:55] on round one they're crazy would you like me to tell you things mid roundriner yes yes yes

[02:20:59] What are you doing here?

[02:21:02] Oh, thank you.

[02:21:03] No.

[02:21:04] Wait for the future.

[02:21:05] Mm-hmm.

[02:21:06] Oh.

[02:21:07] I'm dead so you can light me up any minute, any second.

[02:21:13] Oh, you're a ping-a-paw.

[02:21:15] That's a server.

[02:21:16] Are you ignoring him?

[02:21:18] Sorry, did he mute me?

[02:21:20] I saw it later.

[02:21:21] I don't know.

[02:21:22] You're like, I didn't even write.

[02:21:23] I know you said words, but I just didn't.

[02:21:25] You were like, how do you tell me something?

[02:21:27] And then I said, yeah, no problem, and then you just

[02:21:29] I'm like in the middle of rounds. Do you mind if I tell you things? Oh, please? Oh wow that is

[02:21:37] No, no, I was gonna since I was that I was like, I'll give you as the rounds going if I notice you doing something wrong

[02:21:42] I'll tell you please please or something. I think

[02:21:47] I'm gonna follow the P90 guy. Yeah, I'm crazy

[02:21:52] He died

[02:21:55] 90 I have it let's get up there

[02:21:59] One car.

[02:22:01] Car with a scout I think.

[02:22:02] Got him.

[02:22:03] Nice.

[02:22:04] Oh my god.

[02:22:10] Got him.

[02:22:11] Bombs down.

[02:22:13] Oh, I killed that SMG.

[02:22:15] Calm the fuck on.

[02:22:16] SMG on boxes.

[02:22:18] Oh blue, you got this.

[02:22:19] Whoa!

[02:22:20] What was that?

[02:22:21] I'm gonna type.

[02:22:25] He does not got this.

[02:22:26] Please use your pistol, please.

[02:22:28] Oh my god, please.

[02:22:29] Scott's knives, bro.

[02:22:33] Oh my god.

[02:22:35] Wait, nice guys.

[02:22:36] I believe these guys are not even worth it anymore.

[02:22:38] Oh, I thought you couldn't be worth it.

[02:22:40] I only did 37, I thought I did like 99.

[02:22:45] That's all right, we win now.

[02:22:46] It's winning time.

[02:22:47] Dude, he was hitting like gang signs or something every time he took out his knives.

[02:22:52] Those are the meme knives that you never hate.

[02:22:54] That's crazy.

[02:22:55] That's the knife that when you pull it you have to make a frowny face.

[02:23:02] Why?

[02:23:03] It's a horror film?

[02:23:04] Because everyone's going to laugh at you.

[02:23:05] Oh!

[02:23:06] It's a twirl, yes.

[02:23:07] What was that?

[02:23:08] One minute.

[02:23:09] You're waiting for the cat push.

[02:23:10] You smoke the cat and you flash for the cat.

[02:23:13] Am I pushing to it?

[02:23:15] No.

[02:23:16] I'm pushing to it.

[02:23:17] I'm pushing to it.

[02:23:18] I'm pushing to it.

[02:23:19] I'm pushing to it.

[02:23:20] I'm pushing to it.

[02:23:21] I'm pushing to it.

[02:23:22] I'm pushing to it.

[02:23:23] I push into it

[02:23:40] I scouted him. He's dead now.

[02:23:43] Maybe we go CT. Do we have smoke?

[02:23:47] He's very weak in there. I'm 3 HP.

[02:23:50] We got any smokes for CT?

[02:23:51] I don't.

[02:23:52] I don't either.

[02:23:54] We fall back.

[02:23:56] Oh, top mid.

[02:23:58] They did.

[02:24:00] Well, A is probably clear then.

[02:24:02] Oh, there's a 1A.

[02:24:04] I'm glad we're weak.

[02:24:06] If I could kill this guy, we could take A.

[02:24:10] I'm at B with bomb.

[02:24:12] Oh, okay.

[02:24:14] Well, they think we're A.

[02:24:16] Well, hopefully no one's in B.

[02:24:18] He just ran away, Rikki.

[02:24:20] one's above us Ryan he could be he's still close to me oh she's right there

[02:24:30] oh oh I think the last one's lit but I kind of lost track so I don't know he was

[02:24:39] towards top maybe he could go he could go tons okay I should be I should be okay

[02:24:46] I

[02:25:01] Know his internet died right? Oh

[02:25:10] What a snap I think we got it anyway

[02:25:16] I'm such a prick, dickhead.

[02:25:18] What the fuck was that?

[02:25:20] 71 on 4.

[02:25:22] Wait, you did 71 on 4 to him?

[02:25:24] I did 71 on 4, yeah.

[02:25:26] I did 44 on...

[02:25:28] Was that slump or was that Ness Hamlet?

[02:25:30] That was Ness Hamlet.

[02:25:32] I did 54 on 2.

[02:25:34] He had 2 HP.

[02:25:36] Oh my god.

[02:25:40] Ness Hamlet.

[02:25:42] I follow the bomber on this one.

[02:25:54] I'm going to take Catpick to split him up.

[02:25:58] Bombs going puns.

[02:26:00] I hit Cat a bunch and he's probably packing.

[02:26:02] If you make Cat, you might kill him.

[02:26:06] I'm not taking the peak here.

[02:26:16] They pushed Tom mid last time where they could do it again.

[02:26:19] We're walking in the VX, like confirmed.

[02:26:22] On the left.

[02:26:25] Oh.

[02:26:26] I shot you.

[02:26:27] Yeah, I was moving.

[02:26:28] You were right.

[02:26:29] I was moving a little different there.

[02:26:31] That's all right.

[02:26:33] Oh, let's go.

[02:26:35] Oh, let's go.

[02:26:39] Oh, it's a tough one.

[02:26:40] It's a tough one.

[02:26:41] I'm sorry, we could turn this one around.

[02:26:42] I feel like these guys are not very good.

[02:26:45] I've never seen that spot on T before.

[02:26:46] That's kind of nasty with it.

[02:26:49] Yeah, that corner's the fucker's corner.

[02:26:50] And immediately I'm like, well, let's use it

[02:26:52] against the guy who just taught me how to use it.

[02:26:54] I feel like our A-1 is good.

[02:26:56] They haven't really tried it.

[02:26:58] True.

[02:26:59] I'm cold still, but I'm warming up now.

[02:27:01] I'm about to activate.

[02:27:02] Let's go.

[02:27:05] I'm like, you know, if you could flash me out long ago.

[02:27:08] Of course, of course. Here it comes.

[02:27:10] I'm gonna drop bombs. I don't...

[02:27:14] Molly them back, you know?

[02:27:17] Excuse me? Excuse me?

[02:27:17] Oh, sorry, I'm trying to get around you.

[02:27:25] That's one dead at the...

[02:27:29] Okay, our guy died and left immediately.

[02:27:32] Oh, yeah.

[02:27:33] Yeah.

[02:27:34] That's not happening.

[02:27:35] at least we'll get blown this morning.

[02:27:39] I think we just take out the grass.

[02:27:41] He doesn't come back.

[02:27:44] I'm kind of stuck mid. I might have to smoke it.

[02:27:48] OK.

[02:27:50] I hear the closed doors.

[02:27:52] I try to kill him.

[02:27:54] All right, he owned me.

[02:27:56] So don't mind me.

[02:27:57] What do you think, IGL?

[02:27:59] I took that corner bed.

[02:28:01] I mean, you don't have a ton of options.

[02:28:03] You could try to save it as a whole minute.

[02:28:05] Oh my god.

[02:28:07] Wow.

[02:28:10] Crosshair placement difference, I'm afraid.

[02:28:12] Yeah.

[02:28:17] He abandoned.

[02:28:18] I want surrender.

[02:28:19] The timing is fucked on a surrender, sadly.

[02:28:21] We don't have another one if we do.

[02:28:23] This poor guy wants to surrender.

[02:28:25] You're going to have to stick around, buddy.

[02:28:28] Guess what?

[02:28:28] You're in this one for the long haul, friend.

[02:28:31] I think it's still winnable, honestly.

[02:28:33] I need to save one, unfortunately.

[02:28:36] In that case, I'll return to the biogadon.

[02:28:39] I think we could just be really, we could just work picks

[02:28:43] and win this.

[02:28:47] I think we could just slow down a lot, though.

[02:28:50] We'll call it a learning lesson anyway.

[02:28:54] There's a smoke and lower,

[02:28:55] and I'm just going to kind of wait it out.

[02:28:58] Can I see over the box?

[02:29:01] They'll get impatient. I think so.

[02:29:10] They've thrown a lot of uterine B.

[02:29:12] He went mid. I'm kind of stuck in lower for now.

[02:29:24] There's one outside of B who keeps running to doors, running to B, and so on and so

[02:29:30] worth. We wasted our time.

[02:29:57] He's just hiding on window.

[02:29:59] I'm on HP.

[02:30:01] What do you think, lad?

[02:30:04] I don't know.

[02:30:05] Where's the path?

[02:30:06] Ah.

[02:30:08] I thought I would swing him and get him, but I injured the guy I'm in.

[02:30:11] I didn't kill him.

[02:30:12] Oh, he got me, Cat.

[02:30:14] I'm your push, Cat.

[02:30:19] I hate that. I watched Cat for so long.

[02:30:21] But yeah, that's it.

[02:30:22] It's an eco. Now we got guns and we just...

[02:30:26] Probably op mid. You get it done.

[02:30:29] I don't even know if you will buy one.

[02:30:31] Oh no man, I needed it.

[02:30:33] Oh, I'm just joking.

[02:30:37] I'd love to try to work cat, but they smoke it at the start.

[02:30:42] I don't know if the Xbox works because we cut it.

[02:30:54] I smoked my sock, Justin, just so you know.

[02:30:56] It did, but it's okay.

[02:30:59] one has peeking doors

[02:31:06] this one's capped

[02:31:10] Apollo's gonna get this picked

[02:31:14] recapturing bomb

[02:31:18] that's a spicy meatball

[02:31:22] That's a spicy meatball!

[02:31:31] I'm on short.

[02:31:40] Oh shit, motherfucker.

[02:31:43] You might jump up those boxes.

[02:31:47] I feel like I'm in lost, bro.

[02:31:50] It's going to be a tough one for you.

[02:31:54] Well, they're fucking fucked, bro.

[02:31:55] Watch your tight left.

[02:31:57] OK, you're good.

[02:31:58] He's not in there.

[02:32:01] Miss me.

[02:32:03] Good job.

[02:32:04] Good job.

[02:32:05] Sounds like one's coming up mid-t on the right here.

[02:32:07] Oh.

[02:32:09] Oh, easy.

[02:32:10] You did put the crosshairs right on.

[02:32:11] Got mine.

[02:32:12] Got mine.

[02:32:13] Yeah.

[02:32:19] It's tough out here.

[02:32:20] or not I believe I feel it either way I'm learning I'm learning on this I feel

[02:32:26] like if we're patient and then run cat we got it

[02:32:33] we just need to use your cat to go away and then we just kill them but getting

[02:32:38] up we don't have an Xbox smoke I can throw one I'm gonna stare at doors for

[02:32:47] just to make it easy to push.

[02:32:48] He just told me.

[02:32:53] He pushed it, but he's not in.

[02:32:55] He's just at the door out there.

[02:32:57] His ego's probably going for the dead end last time.

[02:33:00] Yeah, yeah.

[02:33:04] We try the Xbox one.

[02:33:06] It's already there.

[02:33:07] Oh, fuck.

[02:33:08] I'm gonna try to get a little faster.

[02:33:10] It's not gonna be much longer.

[02:33:17] I fucking I can't believe I didn't kill him. He's just jumping. He's topping. You should be able to get him. I believe in you.

[02:33:28] He's at the bomb boxes I think. It could be a tough one.

[02:33:38] Got my trac. Got my TZ.

[02:33:40] in the future

[02:33:42] don't swing out that far and try to take him like one at a time

[02:33:44] I see

[02:33:46] how does that even do this guy

[02:33:48] why does it even go on timing

[02:33:50] you can sit on the mic like

[02:33:52] I got his shit, I'm gonna shit in my pants

[02:33:54] I'm gonna fucking shit in my pants

[02:33:56] please, please

[02:33:58] we're just F2

[02:34:00] we're just F2

[02:34:04] I think he might shoot you

[02:34:06] I'm gonna fucking shit

[02:34:10] Please don't get offed.

[02:34:13] Oh, I didn't get offed.

[02:34:15] Jasky!

[02:34:16] Okay, Jasky.

[02:34:17] I think Blue is gonna kill me right now.

[02:34:19] Yeah, Blue has murdered me.

[02:34:21] Oh, that coming.

[02:34:22] He also threw a grenade at you guys.

[02:34:24] He missed it.

[02:34:26] Yeah, he seems mad.

[02:34:28] It's really just crazy that I calmed it, like...

[02:34:33] Mind you, I got to calm my teammate.

[02:34:37] Why does he hate you so much?

[02:34:39] because I voted not to surrender. I guess so. He did then get an AWP pick mid though, which

[02:34:47] is kind of crazy. He's making a little noise. He hates me. He hates my ass. He's bashing.

[02:34:56] He's pissed the hell off.

[02:35:01] He's kind of owning too.

[02:35:06] Kind of a beast mode that round.

[02:35:12] Holy.

[02:35:14] You think this will piss him off if I hit him with one of these?

[02:35:20] He probably doesn't love it.

[02:35:25] He's just buying a deal now. He sees I could feel I could feel the hate emanating off this man

[02:35:35] He is so nice

[02:35:38] Up down up down in secret

[02:35:44] Yes, yes blue do it

[02:35:48] Always getting the off he got my off

[02:35:51] That's your office answer. No, no

[02:35:55] Oh, I actually hit him.

[02:35:58] I must have hit him in like the waist or something.

[02:36:01] Damn.

[02:36:07] I can't believe down this far with a guy

[02:36:09] TK and the team is like pushing or anything.

[02:36:11] It's pissing me off.

[02:36:12] Yeah, I should be playing recklessly.

[02:36:14] Their fundamentals are too good.

[02:36:16] They are.

[02:36:25] Oh

[02:36:29] Dude he's popping off I set him up for that

[02:36:33] The guy's been playing like that little headshot

[02:36:38] He's gaming

[02:36:40] Got the buzz plugs. Oh shit

[02:36:43] I'll sack myself every round if he gets a strength upgrade like this man

[02:36:47] This is crazy. How my ass got three kills. I'm done more damage than him with seven. Oh

[02:36:52] Oh, he crouched under the nose scope. Oh my God. You hate to see it. You can't find

[02:36:59] it. He didn't even know the bomb. I bet he's handling it really well.

[02:37:03] Man, 75 is up. I didn't even know that was possible, man. Yeah, after the door. Oh, the

[02:37:13] door. Yeah, the door. Oh, door.

[02:37:18] Oh

[02:37:25] There's like little embers flying around them and shit you should be able to have a scout and an AK man

[02:37:33] We're playing battle golf. I'll take this for the chatters

[02:37:42] And then go there

[02:37:44] That AWP's in mid again. I don't really have a way to smoke X-Bars. I'm gonna try. Maybe this works. It didn't.

[02:37:59] That came.

[02:38:02] How come you won't?

[02:38:04] The AWP in CT is gonna come up real soon.

[02:38:08] But I think this is our only hope.

[02:38:14] I

[02:38:21] Good shooting guys. Oh, I don't even know he was top

[02:38:29] Oh

[02:38:31] The only I could see was his head. Oh

[02:38:37] Good effort, we're gonna win one right here

[02:38:39] This guy's got 16k, he's not easy, so not pleased.

[02:38:43] I don't know, the 16k's the lever.

[02:38:47] That is funny to die and instantly also have four end-abandoned.

[02:38:51] That's like...

[02:38:52] It wasn't even that bad before he left, honestly.

[02:38:54] It wasn't, it was like 3-0.

[02:38:56] I mean, I've had worse games than this for sure.

[02:38:59] He probably tried calling a strat, we didn't answer and he like popped up a lot.

[02:39:03] These guys don't even want to win, yeah.

[02:39:07] It is crazy how quick it happens.

[02:39:09] or his friends wanted to play with me.

[02:39:11] Yeah.

[02:39:12] Yeah.

[02:39:13] He thought he said out loud, this is for Corey, and then he left.

[02:39:17] Yeah.

[02:39:18] Relatable.

[02:39:19] Oh.

[02:39:20] Right next to you, huh?

[02:39:23] Ah!

[02:39:24] He's out!

[02:39:25] Oh, he's in the fucking door, man!

[02:39:28] I can't let him.

[02:39:30] Aw, it's so frustrating.

[02:39:31] Tracking away.

[02:39:32] One more in there?

[02:39:33] Another one there.

[02:39:34] There you go.

[02:39:35] That's two down long.

[02:39:36] I'll flash you out.

[02:39:37] There's a mole on it!

[02:39:38] You're both offing which is horrible

[02:39:41] Run run go be run

[02:39:47] This guy's gonna run

[02:39:49] Always on short

[02:39:50] How did that happen?

[02:39:52] Wait what? Where did Nate come from?

[02:39:54] Oh!

[02:39:56] Ryan is shoulder

[02:39:58] Over his shoulder

[02:40:00] That's right, 13 in a row right here

[02:40:02] Oh that was almost so swag too

[02:40:05] 13 in a row right here

[02:40:07] That guy's posting on Reddit right now

[02:40:08] they're like streamers ruin this game.

[02:40:10] Yeah, it's all right.

[02:40:14] Well, they are obviously going to rush along.

[02:40:17] So I'm going to go there with Dooley's and a grenade.

[02:40:20] It might rather be crazy.

[02:40:22] If they'd rather be there the world's lamest.

[02:40:25] That's true.

[02:40:25] Wait, wait, that sounds like a B rush

[02:40:27] because these guys have been playing

[02:40:28] very good fundamental ball.

[02:40:30] Yeah, we still do two and two, I think.

[02:40:32] Well, all right.

[02:40:33] I'm playing top. Oh flashed. Oh, they did the thing where they walked through the fire

[02:40:43] because fire doesn't do anything. I forgot my bed.

[02:40:46] They blew mobs though. I'm mocking. I'm mocking.

[02:40:53] We won! We killed mobs.

[02:40:59] a bunch of one taps. I felt nice. Come back time. Come back season. Yes, sir. I'm just

[02:41:11] playing top every round. I'm not pushing the shit. I'm playing the most passive nerdy

[02:41:15] game of my life. Dude, this going to OT would be so funny. It would be hilarious.

[02:41:25] Well, oh well, they got a gun this guy's gonna be rushing me every round for sure

[02:41:34] Oh, he blended in he blended in

[02:41:48] might be be there's just one at double doors

[02:42:23] just beat my head. I have one flash.

[02:42:28] I think that one's closer to the enemy.

[02:42:31] I have one flashed.

[02:42:35] One tunnel.

[02:42:37] Good stuff.

[02:42:41] Oh my god, you got him.

[02:42:44] And you had a kit, holy shit.

[02:42:49] I said you got him before you died, this is my bad.

[02:42:52] I literally thought I saw the kill feed like I had phantom kill feed or something

[02:42:58] That's all great. Yeah, you had to spend all your money every round

[02:43:05] This is gonna this game's gonna end too fast

[02:43:08] Yeah, we got it. We got to win like four or five more so that we're like on schedule

[02:43:13] It's what I was all they get we're gonna go over to you. Everyone's gonna be mad and go

[02:43:18] It'd be worth it. This would be such an amazing comeback will be a crazy moment

[02:43:22] One B. He got me. The other ones are probably not a couple seconds.

[02:43:33] Oh, one long. Two.

[02:43:40] Oh

[02:43:49] Once in our fucking spawn

[02:43:57] Probably going to be

[02:44:05] Oh

[02:44:10] Hey, Gigi.

[02:44:11] Yeah, that's what I mean.

[02:44:12] It could be worse.

[02:44:12] All things considered.

[02:44:13] 1580, all right.

[02:44:15] That's a little bit on a G.

[02:44:17] I mean, that's not even close to my worst game, man,

[02:44:20] to be honest with you.

[02:44:23] This is pretty good for a guy like me at this level.

[02:44:27] I can't be that upset.

[02:44:28] Yeah, I'm sure Blue just said in Team Chat, Gigi follows.

[02:44:30] Next time, we'll get them.

[02:44:32] You have to feel the time.

[02:44:34] That's got to be it.

[02:44:35] It's time to bring it to the next chat.

[02:44:40] Gigi is surrounded by other letters, maybe.

[02:44:47] Who are we getting for golf, is it Kate and Chibblery or Common, is anyone else?

[02:44:58] Like me.

[02:44:59] I don't know.

[02:45:00] We really got like 17 minutes to kill, huh?

[02:45:07] Dan, you booted up CS2 just to tell me one quick case.

[02:45:14] Why would he boot it up the game to say that though?

[02:45:17] You know who we're talking about here.

[02:45:19] I know.

[02:45:20] I don't know why even that is.

[02:45:22] I can't, Dan, because you know how it is.

[02:45:24] If I get 10 minutes before the stream and I know we're going to play CS, I'll buy

[02:45:28] like 20 cases.

[02:45:30] But I don't want to mess around with the rigamarole of I'll buy 20 cases.

[02:45:34] oops you didn't put the price one cent higher that you're willing to pay than the market

[02:45:38] price so we're going to sit here for a minute oh and then you go back and you put the price

[02:45:42] one higher but then you don't put 20 cases so you only buy one case then you go back

[02:45:47] and you're like oh you don't have enough funds in your steam wallet so you add the

[02:45:50] funds to your steam wallet but it doesn't buy the cases in that transaction so then

[02:45:54] you go back and you make it one higher and you have the funds in your steam wallet

[02:45:57] and you have the right numbers of cases.

[02:46:00] This is not going to fill 15 minutes but I appreciate it.

[02:46:03] i uh...

[02:46:05] i was trying to buy spire yesterday but steen's on the steps accidentally bought

[02:46:08] steam wallet money twice

[02:46:10] so i do have twenty two dollars in my steam wallet

[02:46:13] damn you shouldn't i mean

[02:46:15] i think my thing is i don't know what kind of case is open

[02:46:18] you want another one of these times

[02:46:20] oh well true i guess um...

[02:46:23] yeah i don't know if that fever is the case that i would

[02:46:26] you try to get gloves

[02:46:31] a clutch case that they're cheap they got gloves

[02:46:38] dreams of nightmare spiked

[02:46:39] dollar eighty six each

[02:46:41] i still think

[02:46:43] it's not a nice it's not illegal to manipulate the counter strike market

[02:46:46] because it's not a regulated market

[02:46:48] it's just a lot of things that are illegal about it it's just unethical

[02:46:53] which might be fine

[02:46:54] so what we do is we pick a case

[02:46:57] and for like six months we just slowly buy up all the stock

[02:47:01] and then

[02:47:04] we go guys look at this amazing drop wow this drop is so good it only comes in

[02:47:09] this case

[02:47:10] and then people go on to the market and they're like what

[02:47:13] why are these cases nine bucks each

[02:47:16] all because we we set the market bro

[02:47:20] we did the market

[02:47:21] I will say I felt like a genius when those Bravo cases were first starting to drop and

[02:47:27] I sold one for like 20 something bucks and then someone popped on the market for five

[02:47:30] and I bought that one and then resold it for 20 something bucks.

[02:47:33] Oh damn.

[02:47:34] Which is kind of like anytime I saw one pop up under $5 I just bought it and resold it.

[02:47:39] That's so huge.

[02:47:40] It felt so good.

[02:47:42] Man isn't it crazy how Valve makes money off of each of those even though they're

[02:47:45] the ones that you see right now that also doesn't cost anything to make and isn't

[02:47:49] a real thing and so they cladruple dip on the same thing.

[02:47:53] That's why I was like what if we just opened a store where like whether people bought or

[02:47:57] sold stuff, we just got 30% of every sale.

[02:48:03] Sounds kinda, sounds like the greatest business of all time.

[02:48:07] Oh shit.

[02:48:08] He's on the side.

[02:48:10] And the things that people buy aren't worth any money.

[02:48:14] I mean a wingman match with Bane right now by the way.

[02:48:18] I don't really even know what that is.

[02:48:21] It's just 2v2 swing, man.

[02:48:23] Oh, shit.

[02:48:25] It's just frag.

[02:48:26] It's a frag game.

[02:48:28] The recoil case has gloves. It's only $0.35.

[02:48:31] Yeah, that one's also cheap.

[02:48:33] All the gloves cases kind of have shitty weapons, which is annoying.

[02:48:36] And then there's the gloves case that...

[02:48:37] This gloves is kind of off, which is nice.

[02:48:38] That is nice.

[02:48:39] But then there's like one case that has gloves, but then also has good weapons,

[02:48:42] and instead of it being like $5, it's like $25.

[02:48:45] Yeah, they'd go look at that

[02:48:50] I didn't know that people were fucking like

[02:48:53] like like

[02:48:54] Like skin maxing like with view maxing like they they go and they buy skins that like go together

[02:48:59] So if they went they have like a green knife

[02:49:01] They want to also get like green gloves who's been an absurd amount of money just so that their gloves and their knife matches

[02:49:07] That's kind of crazy

[02:49:08] People people love that

[02:49:10] I don't think I don't think I could do that

[02:49:15] A.C.E. Sorry guys, A.C.E.

[02:49:20] What's two people?

[02:49:22] Yep.

[02:49:23] Oh, I see.

[02:49:24] And I planted it.

[02:49:27] Now is the time.

[02:49:32] Let's see.

[02:49:33] Is there, I don't know what cases have gloves on them.

[02:49:36] Ah, operation livery type case, 1750.

[02:49:39] Yeah, no, most of your, you're going, you're out of going clutch or recoil.

[02:49:42] coil I think snake bite might have gloves too I don't remember

[02:49:48] it has gloves yeah that one that that one has a decent gun in it it's either

[02:49:52] like the USPS or the USPS and an M4A4 but I'm not crazy about it either

[02:49:56] what does the snake bite op look like and I was do you can't just run B that's a

[02:50:02] nice op the chromatic aberration yeah that was an anime girl sawed off holy

[02:50:11] I like my fish AK. I'm never gonna replace it.

[02:50:21] I don't know if you really like this 10 barrel uncle dude.

[02:50:26] I mean, I don't think that's gonna happen. I'm happy for him.

[02:50:31] I'm just looking at what's in cases. I'm not like, dying cases. I'm case for losing.

[02:50:40] I guess it's because it's got super gloves.

[02:50:52] What case is it?

[02:50:53] Yeah, Operation Broken Fang.

[02:50:56] Uh, a lot of those are just expensive, uh, yeah, sometimes there's like crazy gloves.

[02:51:01] Like the gloves case has a $28,000 pair of gloves.

[02:51:05] Yes, yes. Yes. Yes.

[02:51:13] Are you killing it?

[02:51:15] That's debatable.

[02:51:16] Oh, it says 70 bucks now for a Bravo case.

[02:51:22] Great.

[02:51:24] Oh, my God, the fire serpents worth like a thousand dollars.

[02:51:28] That it's it's it's gross, man.

[02:51:30] It's all that breaks my heart.

[02:51:31] Oh, my God, I had a lot of stuff from this case.

[02:51:34] and it's worth so much now oh my god I have like every single one of these

[02:51:39] skins don't think about it I won't

[02:51:52] guys Bellsparlings is there to be more humid I don't have a humidifier though

[02:51:56] I am embarrassed, I go for his equate grenade.

[02:52:06] I got leopard print gloves, that's giraffe print, my bad.

[02:52:12] So I guess the gloves have wear quality on them?

[02:52:14] Cause like the price range is crazy, like $150 to $1500 for those gloves.

[02:52:20] I guess it's the wear on it.

[02:52:23] the way it's weird man sometimes worse wears worse more because it's rarer and

[02:52:27] dumb dumb as hell

[02:52:30] crazy

[02:52:33] yes the lectures are dumb

[02:52:36] crazy

[02:52:41] we take these then don't even worry about this we take those

[02:52:46] how do you feel about an op then

[02:52:50] Opping wingman.

[02:53:08] The factory gloves are way more.

[02:53:11] Yeah, that's the scary thing about opening gloves case. If you get a knife, it's usually worth something no matter what.

[02:53:18] But the gloves can be fucking worthless if they have bad wear.

[02:53:21] Gotcha.

[02:53:24] Guys, this could be a game here. This could be a game.

[02:53:30] Alright, fractures. Nice.

[02:53:41] Yo, there's a drift balloon!

[02:53:51] Good kill, good kill.

[02:53:54] We got this 1v1, Dan.

[02:53:56] I love those.

[02:53:58] Sorry, I'm just looking at all those beans and all the cases going, ooh!

[02:54:01] I'll swear. I know we got eight minutes.

[02:54:05] True.

[02:54:06] What even wasn't the original weapon case? That's 182 bucks.

[02:54:13] Okay, starting the AKA. This is your fighting strike. Smoke decoy.

[02:54:22] Alright, Dave, you heard me laughing. It's not the shots, it's the crosshair. It's

[02:54:33] funny it's watching like all all the lines change every single shot it works

[02:54:42] for you it works for you but that's that's so crazy

[02:55:18] or something

[02:55:20] There's a problem, I could just like

[02:55:22] I was

[02:55:24] Yep, you absolutely could

[02:55:28] I'm nervous man, I'm nervous

[02:55:32] Oh, hey

[02:55:34] We aren't going in a windy walk here.

[02:55:46] Like, opening a few cases sounds fun, but like, I don't really...

[02:55:48] I don't think I care about the gloves enough to buy them.

[02:55:53] You know?

[02:55:56] I know.

[02:55:57] I can kill big guys.

[02:56:01] But they are resellable, so like if I buy them three times,

[02:56:03] I get to sell the minus things like transaction

[02:56:14] Yeah, I don't do it

[02:56:17] Or do it

[02:56:20] Oh my god, he's incredible. Oh my god, he's insane

[02:56:26] We do those gloves worth a million dollars a box. I'm not seeing them at all on this the gloves case

[02:56:31] I'm looking at this all gloves I don't know they're in the gloves case that's all I can tell you and there's like two

[02:56:44] Do you see some where it's like almost two grand? Oh, that's like the top top

[02:56:49] No, they go quite way crazier than that. Oh, this is probably showing like what the actual price is on the market

[02:56:55] Yeah, I don't think anyone's selling the expensive gloves on the steam market, dude.

[02:57:02] I figured they'd be on that list, yeah, they're not.

[02:57:07] Okay.

[02:57:08] Well, I gotta go find out.

[02:57:09] Is there a website that will tell me what the website is?

[02:57:12] Not on this website?

[02:57:14] You can just look on the steam market.

[02:57:17] That's a good point.

[02:57:19] C.S. Float, thank you.

[02:57:23] God.

[02:57:24] So I was converting videos from YouTube to like download them and I was so glad I was like I could do this on stream and I was like nah, I shouldn't.

[02:57:33] It's not good content and then I uh, what's it called? And then I was doing it off stream and every time I converted a video I was bombarded with porno eggs.

[02:57:47] So lucky I didn't do this on stream.

[02:57:54] I had this knife, Chad.

[02:57:57] The one is a factory.

[02:58:59] Yes, huh.

[02:59:01] Come on, come on, jump, jump.

[02:59:04] Exaggerate.

[02:59:12] Yeah, if I want to sort by highest price, it's like, log in 2, 2, 2 steam, and I'm like, oh.

[02:59:18] Oh.

[02:59:20] I guess I can.

[02:59:22] Oh, me.

[02:59:29] of

[02:59:34] all of the flowers

[02:59:36] of

[02:59:38] all

[02:59:41] of

[02:59:44] all

[02:59:53] of

[02:59:56] There's some skins for sale for $100,000, maybe that's just people listening to that.

[03:00:05] No there's some stuff worth that much I'm pretty sure.

[03:00:08] I saw one in Canada and he's sick of it.

[03:00:14] Dude if I ever got to the point where I bought a sticker for $100,000 it's not even a real

[03:00:18] sticker.

[03:00:19] You, everyone has permission to kill me.

[03:00:21] Could be awesome.

[03:00:22] Yeah your permission to shoot me in the head.

[03:00:24] Yep.

[03:00:25] you're you're allowed to do that if I do that how I I the amount of people I know

[03:00:32] who had him for howls makes me feel so bad

[03:00:37] I really left my good friend Daniel down in this one.

[03:00:54] Can you believe that?

[03:00:56] That's a shame.

[03:00:57] There's nothing all the good guys.

[03:00:58] I don't think there's anything but to do.

[03:01:04] Who would have done it?

[03:01:06] Merno is T-sided, I know it's crazy to say.

[03:01:09] It's the damn truth.

[03:01:13] Move it, son.

[03:01:18] Guys, we gotta get slowpoke so we can rescue Onix.

[03:01:21] He's gonna make it rain.

[03:01:25] Oh, no.

[03:01:27] No, that's a good thing.

[03:01:28] That's how we rescue him.

[03:01:36] Well, cover the other angle

[03:01:40] I think I already got a slope

[03:01:50] Bro Driflin wanted a home and it was just three campfires stacked on each other on each other man

[03:01:55] That's what you mean. That's not a home, man

[03:01:58] It's crazy

[03:02:00] I'm

[03:02:02] Humza home I'm judge

[03:02:09] Good game dang good game go. Hello chip Lee. Hello. Let's run a 1v1 right now

[03:02:17] I'm realizing I need my numbers man. I need the numbers play your cock on the phone

[03:02:24] You guys enjoy your golf game

[03:02:26] Later

[03:02:27] Your cock on I'm below. I guess I'll just boot up a game and invite you all so we can talk

[03:02:33] Yeah, I like Paul was not like cock on FaceTime

[03:02:38] Or let me see your penis what is going on with this game

[03:02:44] Why do my computer on the phone?

[03:02:47] Destroyed, I don't know what is wrong man. I'm starting every game is broken. It might be no my computer is fucked

[03:02:53] I don't know what was making you moonwalk. You were walking like Michael Jackson and scam

[03:02:57] I was just doing it on the menu in this game and I don't know what is happening

[03:03:02] Kaisenet please leave Khoris the Vice

[03:03:07] Please you need to work on the bed and not Khoris computer please

[03:03:13] I didn't switch it up

[03:03:17] But there were no bees last time

[03:03:22] Whatever, you're going to be fine

[03:03:26] I didn't say so whatever

[03:03:30] Should be seeing the slc pipe

[03:03:36] Well, I know I'm good because you said it slc and I thought you I was thinking of a car

[03:03:40] That's like a something super late. What what is punk never mind just

[03:03:46] Yeah, it's been like 20 years probably

[03:03:49] Yeah, me too

[03:03:51] I

[03:03:55] Wonder oh yeah war game Ryan

[03:03:58] Otherwise you're gonna have to you have to add your Rick

[03:04:04] Oh if you if if you need to host that's also fine

[03:04:09] I think I found this in my notes, huge.

[03:04:16] I'm still trying to come back, I don't want to be gunned.

[03:04:22] What is that, dude?

[03:04:25] That must be new, right?

[03:04:26] I've never heard the opening super battle goooooool.

[03:04:33] I wonder if I've heard that.

[03:04:35] I've heard that one time.

[03:04:37] I really liked this game until they added that

[03:04:41] They ruined it now. I'm not a fan. I think I'm I gotta refund

[03:04:48] Put it on eBay, I'm gonna

[03:04:53] Can you re-invite me Ryan? Absolutely

[03:05:02] Y'all can hear me yes

[03:05:04] Okay, cool.

[03:05:05] What the?

[03:05:06] Yes.

[03:05:07] I think I've invited Rick.

[03:05:10] I have horrible news for you.

[03:05:11] You are buzzing a little bit, but not as bad as you were last time.

[03:05:15] I mean, this is exactly how I did it last time.

[03:05:20] Rick is...

[03:05:21] Hello.

[03:05:22] Hello.

[03:05:23] Hello.

[03:05:24] What's up, squad?

[03:05:25] If this isn't going, I can't change it.

[03:05:27] Yeah!

[03:05:28] If it's...

[03:05:29] Yeah, then?

[03:05:30] It's...

[03:05:31] It's a little annoying.

[03:05:32] It's like exactly enough to be like it's not a big deal, but maybe it is.

[03:05:36] Can you say something for me?

[03:05:38] Yeah, I'm saying something.

[03:05:40] It's like not bad.

[03:05:42] It's not bad at all.

[03:05:44] Ryan was worse yesterday during scam line, so...

[03:05:48] Ryan was worse?

[03:05:50] Everyone knew me immediately, right?

[03:05:53] Everyone knew who I was.

[03:05:55] If I told you I'd just clap and yell and I could hear myself.

[03:05:59] Maybe I'm going death so I have to keep the volume super loud.

[03:06:04] Dude, I played Slay the Spy last night.

[03:06:06] Are you surprised?

[03:06:08] You played Slay the Spy or co-op today is fucking amazing.

[03:06:11] Yeah, I did co-op last night.

[03:06:12] Dude, it looked sick.

[03:06:17] Oh!

[03:06:18] I don't mean any sense by this, but yeah, you look kind of like PCK.

[03:06:25] That's purely a coincidence, man.

[03:06:26] Don't worry about that.

[03:06:58] You just air out or you just air a boot.

[03:07:00] Air all first.

[03:07:01] About.

[03:07:04] Huge.

[03:07:04] Nice shot.

[03:07:05] Why?

[03:07:06] Not bad, buddy.

[03:07:06] We're going, we're going for a-

[03:07:08] Would you like to buy a Bud Light?

[03:07:09] Roll him in.

[03:07:10] We need an accent.

[03:07:12] Oh.

[03:07:14] Who's going for it?

[03:07:15] You and Ryan?

[03:07:16] I don't want, don't need me and Chad.

[03:07:18] Who's gonna be foxed us?

[03:07:19] Just go through.

[03:07:20] What's up?

[03:07:20] What are some words?

[03:07:21] A battle, boot.

[03:07:23] Battle.

[03:07:24] I mean, you just talked to your husband.

[03:07:26] You got a dull appreciation.

[03:07:27] Yeah, Deckles fuck though.

[03:07:30] Ryan doesn't say Eckles though.

[03:07:32] Deckles?

[03:07:33] Pita?

[03:07:34] Can you say, can you say about, Ryan?

[03:07:36] About, but I have told the story many times.

[03:07:40] I may recognize my accent because I got made fun of so much on Xbox Live.

[03:07:44] Can you say theme pox?

[03:07:47] That one is one of my favorite clips of all time.

[03:07:50] Theme pox?

[03:07:51] And I really think you can hear theme pox and peen pox.

[03:07:54] Yeah, that is the one.

[03:07:56] It's a Yanny Leryl, who said Pean Pups?

[03:08:04] QB, I know you got a perfect Loro Yanny impression in you somewhere.

[03:08:08] Ow.

[03:08:09] Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

[03:08:10] You did it.

[03:08:11] Whoa.

[03:08:12] Whoa.

[03:08:13] Ha ha ha ha!

[03:08:14] I'm getting it, you're just saying Yanny.

[03:08:17] Wait, no.

[03:08:18] No.

[03:08:19] Whoa.

[03:08:20] Hey, was that good?

[03:08:22] Yeah, that was pretty good.

[03:08:24] Ew, you got the signs off.

[03:08:27] You're my boss.

[03:08:29] I ran so far past my god, what's wrong with me?

[03:08:33] Thank you.

[03:08:33] What's wrong with me?

[03:08:34] I was just running.

[03:08:36] Yeah.

[03:08:36] Whoa.

[03:08:37] What the fuck?

[03:08:37] Why me?

[03:08:39] Oh, no, I went too hard.

[03:08:40] I went too hard.

[03:08:41] You don't want it to new day.

[03:08:44] To new day.

[03:08:45] It's over for you.

[03:08:47] It isn't first, bro.

[03:08:48] Suck it.

[03:08:49] I forgot how to play this game.

[03:08:51] No.

[03:08:53] Corey, Corey, Corey.

[03:08:54] Corey, look behind you.

[03:08:55] Oh.

[03:08:56] What?

[03:08:57] And remember, fellas,

[03:08:58] if you think you're bolding,

[03:08:59] just take a shot.

[03:09:00] Oh, give it.

[03:09:00] I thought one of your balls was my ball. It was a real mess. I just wailed on that.

[03:09:16] You should try one round where we can hit each other's balls.

[03:09:20] I'm worried like we'll never recover from that.

[03:09:23] I'm just kidding.

[03:09:24] He happens.

[03:09:25] It is never coming back for this.

[03:09:26] And we might want to kill each other.

[03:09:27] He literally...

[03:09:28] I got some guns.

[03:09:29] I got some guns

[03:09:30] I got a full ammo for the next time

[03:09:32] Get in

[03:09:33] Get in

[03:09:34] Imagine

[03:09:36] Didn't it

[03:09:39] Finish

[03:09:40] Who's got a wig?

[03:09:41] Finish

[03:09:42] Finish

[03:09:44] Chablis got in first

[03:09:45] I forgot about the picture

[03:09:46] I forgot

[03:09:48] I didn't see it

[03:09:49] I forgot how to play this thing

[03:09:50] Scary Duck

[03:09:51] Scary Duck

[03:09:53] Wow

[03:09:55] Wow

[03:09:56] Oh no

[03:09:57] Oh no

[03:09:59] Oh, yes.

[03:10:04] Give me that piece of crap, bro.

[03:10:09] Who the hell knocked me out of my show?

[03:10:11] No!

[03:10:12] Oh, fuck!

[03:10:13] What?

[03:10:14] Ricky went all in, bro.

[03:10:16] Shmoovement.

[03:10:17] Yeah!

[03:10:18] Matrix.

[03:10:19] What the hell?

[03:10:20] Oh, you can't shoot while diving.

[03:10:21] Chill, bro.

[03:10:22] Chill about that.

[03:10:23] Yeah.

[03:10:24] Are you gonna speed?

[03:10:25] Yeah.

[03:10:26] chill bro chill

[03:10:28] yeah i'm gonna speed boost

[03:10:30] yeah i know

[03:10:35] no why

[03:10:37] oh i should get i want to

[03:10:39] i need for you justin

[03:10:41] i need to speed boost

[03:10:43] don't touch me like this

[03:10:45] what the fuck

[03:10:47] what the fuck

[03:10:49] no no no no

[03:10:51] oh my god i shot my ball 2 foot

[03:10:53] and then i popped the golf out in front of my ball

[03:10:56] I'm in.

[03:10:58] Oh, that's a big one.

[03:10:59] You knocked my ball out, shit.

[03:11:01] Can you stop this, you know what I'm saying?

[03:11:03] What?

[03:11:04] This is chaos.

[03:11:06] Oh, no!

[03:11:08] How'd that go up in the air?

[03:11:09] I'm not in the corners.

[03:11:10] There's so much green.

[03:11:12] I'm going to go crazy.

[03:11:14] You love it.

[03:11:15] Get a hit.

[03:11:16] Oh, my god.

[03:11:17] Hit rookie on the head.

[03:11:19] No, not there.

[03:11:20] Oh, my god.

[03:11:23] Bro, I have a ghost in my machine.

[03:11:25] Oh, shit.

[03:11:26] There's a guy standing there who said I was just going to hit someone like...

[03:11:29] Like a green green man, green man, son of a bitch, son of a bitch.

[03:11:31] And someone's just remoted into your PC for you, but they don't want to do anything evil, so...

[03:11:37] I'm scared of that, jib.

[03:11:39] Like, someone has full access to your computer right now, but all they know how to do is hold down, like, A and A.

[03:11:44] Or B4.

[03:11:45] It pops up like I have controller inputs, but I don't have a controller connected.

[03:11:50] No.

[03:11:50] Yeah, no.

[03:11:51] Yeah, I don't know.

[03:11:52] What do you have plugged in, buddy?

[03:11:55] i mean a lot

[03:11:57] okay no surprise

[03:12:03] do you say that i got plugs no one's gonna say that's fucked up

[03:12:07] that's fucked up no i'm talking mud plugs or hair plugs i couldn't really tell

[03:12:10] you know that's a good point that's a good point

[03:12:15] you probably all got a lot of shit plugged in bro that's treatment guys

[03:12:20] of course we have a lot of you this p.m. but that could be the next thing

[03:12:24] This is the peaceful lane, this is where you go when you're nice and peaceful, no violence

[03:12:37] on this side.

[03:12:38] Oh come on that's good.

[03:12:40] Watch this drive.

[03:12:42] What the hell watch back

[03:12:46] Don't fuck me you

[03:12:51] You are

[03:12:55] That last one was not me we did that Ricky I'm gonna

[03:13:03] Wait, that's true

[03:13:11] No, I didn't hear what's going on!

[03:13:15] Stop! Guys, I'm falling in! Please!

[03:13:21] How is it always possible that my voltage gets stuck at the edge?

[03:13:28] I could have gone second.

[03:13:29] Oh, please.

[03:13:30] That's insane.

[03:13:36] Simon.

[03:13:38] I think they raised that little area.

[03:13:41] You shouldn't have said I could probably hit a good Yenny Arl.

[03:13:47] Dude I love it.

[03:13:48] I just woke up y'all.

[03:13:50] That's what I'm saying.

[03:13:51] Dude I knew you had that beast in you.

[03:13:53] Yurnal.

[03:13:54] Oh I know that beast in me.

[03:13:56] Hello.

[03:13:57] Hello.

[03:13:58] I kill you now.

[03:13:59] Yurnal.

[03:14:00] Yurnal.

[03:14:01] Laurel.

[03:14:02] I'm killing you.

[03:14:04] Whoops.

[03:14:05] Yurnal.

[03:14:06] Yurnal.

[03:14:07] Yurnal.

[03:14:08] Your urn all

[03:14:13] You guys get fish I oops yes, yes, I do

[03:14:18] Do the ocular poster he was talking about getting piss mug

[03:14:23] It's on the feet. I'll see it soon. I'm sure

[03:14:26] Wait someone come here

[03:14:28] This is good. Hang on. I'm a plant. Oh fucking piece of shit. I was actually gonna help you asshole

[03:14:34] I'm not even kidding. I'm about to blow you up. Where are you? I'm not even kidding come here

[03:14:38] You're fucked bro. How do I drop a landmine fuck you?

[03:14:52] The worst thing about being P shy is that it makes you hate other shy bladders

[03:14:56] Because you end up like side by side with someone who also is pissed shy and then you're like both stuff at each other

[03:15:03] what the fuck you're stuck in an animation loop bro come on bro piss so I

[03:15:07] can start pissing it's an animation loop we like you both just shake it every

[03:15:12] couple of seconds and then someone has to like give up and be like

[03:15:18] finally so it blows up and I can go across the water thank you I think my

[03:15:25] male restroom anxiety overpowers any sort of pee shyness where it's like I

[03:15:29] I need to get in and out as fast as I possibly can

[03:15:31] Shibby why are you just there?

[03:15:33] Whoa NewTek!

[03:15:35] I can piss him from anyone I think

[03:15:37] I guess this doesn't faze me

[03:15:39] It's just piss

[03:15:41] It really pisses right now in the street in front of us

[03:15:43] I'm doing it

[03:15:45] Do you guys look at their penis when they're

[03:15:47] like where the others people's penis

[03:15:49] I usually look at the guys next to me

[03:15:51] No, no that's

[03:15:53] I'm usually looking at the one I'm holding next to me

[03:15:55] Yeah

[03:15:57] But what it's like, you know, like you know, you know what I mean, like the side-eye?

[03:16:02] Like, you think it looks like you're not making, but you're like looking?

[03:16:05] I feel like even if you like this...

[03:16:07] At a urinal?

[03:16:08] By the way, it's a very spoken rule.

[03:16:10] It's a very spoken rule that you don't get though.

[03:16:13] At a urinal?

[03:16:14] You look straight ahead.

[03:16:15] Yeah.

[03:16:16] I feel like even the average person who wants to see a penis doesn't necessarily want to see one pissing.

[03:16:23] Well, you know that stuff.

[03:16:25] But you want to see the size.

[03:16:27] You're not supposed to look like slightly down to the right and go hubba hubba

[03:16:31] Oh, no one time

[03:16:35] Yeah

[03:16:37] And I needed to pee so I went into about a pee and before I went in pairs

[03:16:39] I was like oh when I pee in there one time someone kept looking at my car

[03:16:42] And then it was I got in there and I went to pee and it was a trough and I couldn't pee because I was like someone's gonna try

[03:16:50] Like five minutes bro doing nothing

[03:16:57] I got this one bro.

[03:17:00] It happens man.

[03:17:02] The hell?

[03:17:04] There's orbital striking man.

[03:17:06] I'm getting here with that hammer and dodge.

[03:17:08] I love you.

[03:17:10] What the hell buddy?

[03:17:12] What the hell?

[03:17:14] I'm just doing this and hit the...

[03:17:16] Ah fuck.

[03:17:17] I missed?

[03:17:18] I'm purple.

[03:17:19] Fuck it didn't do anything.

[03:17:20] It didn't do anything.

[03:17:21] What is happening?

[03:17:22] Oh is that hard for you?

[03:17:23] Oh my god.

[03:17:24] I don't think I can make it.

[03:17:26] I'm not talking about the silly sweet sour Doritos

[03:17:31] Purple Doritos in the base, can we all agree?

[03:17:38] What the fuck is that?

[03:17:42] I did

[03:17:44] I'm a purple purple Doritos

[03:17:46] I keep getting second, oh my god

[03:17:48] Show, show

[03:17:52] Ok Corey, enjoy

[03:18:24] That'll change real soon

[03:18:26] Kidney with the back shots on the first row

[03:18:34] Thanks

[03:18:38] Oh the server side line love you

[03:18:46] Anyone hits me I will hit but the wall in real life until I bleed

[03:18:54] the fuck

[03:18:56] I didn't even spew this dude

[03:18:58] when I was a kid, my friend and I used to hit

[03:19:00] but each other until one day we did it like a little bit too hard

[03:19:02] but like afterwards we just went

[03:19:08] that's weird

[03:19:10] no man it was cool

[03:19:12] oh my god why is the gun inaccurate

[03:19:16] I saw you try to hit me there

[03:19:18] okay you hit me pretty good there

[03:19:20] I like how it still said you got

[03:19:22] No, I'm sorry, I'm sorry

[03:19:24] What the hell are you doing?

[03:19:26] You're supposed to kill me, bro

[03:19:30] Oh my god

[03:19:32] Yes, dude

[03:19:38] Fuck you, Chibby

[03:19:40] Okay

[03:19:42] I'm hitting the wall

[03:19:44] 100 times, that one

[03:19:46] yes oh I'm zooming on that

[03:19:55] mother fucker mother fucker man damn damn

[03:20:01] come on but why is chibli with it?

[03:20:06] because I'm goaded I hate you I hate this I hate this I hate this

[03:20:10] I'll take this I'll take this

[03:20:12] I can't do anything.

[03:20:15] Chibler is gonna win now. He's winning now.

[03:20:17] I'm catching up.

[03:20:18] No, I just gave him 6th, bro.

[03:20:20] You are winning.

[03:20:21] I gotta say, I'm fighting two battles every now and then.

[03:20:24] We'll just decide that I'm fully charged a shot pointing straight up in the air.

[03:20:29] And then I get controller inputs. This is hell.

[03:20:31] You gotta handle that.

[03:20:33] I don't know what is happening to you.

[03:20:35] I don't know. It sucks.

[03:20:37] I'm actually kind of concerned.

[03:20:39] Fucking video video jump to my computer. Tell me I gotta buy a new computer

[03:20:53] Is payback what the fuck what the hell I it was a view that was a baby that was simply

[03:20:59] Yeah, but it was because of it was because of what Justin did that it you oh my god. Oh my god

[03:21:09] WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU STUPID?!

[03:21:11] AHHHHH!

[03:21:12] Bro, no one's doing anything to keep Roach in front of him.

[03:21:15] Dude, Ryan's running with it! Ryan's running with it!

[03:21:18] What the fuck, man?

[03:21:20] Kill him.

[03:21:22] Afterhand, that demon.

[03:21:24] He's so far out, I can't do it.

[03:21:26] He just gets to the green and then farts it out and breathes into his bowl.

[03:21:30] Okay.

[03:21:32] Griff?

[03:21:33] Dude, that's what Togglewitch was doing for like eight seasons.

[03:21:36] Yep.

[03:21:38] That's why they hated him.

[03:21:44] Watch this drive.

[03:21:48] That was really bad for me.

[03:21:50] This is the worst day of my life.

[03:21:52] Oh! I'm drinking coffee!

[03:21:54] Ha ha ha ha ha!

[03:22:02] Yes!

[03:22:04] Yes!

[03:22:06] Well that wasn't mine!

[03:22:09] Fuck you man!

[03:22:11] Oh! He's found the door!

[03:22:12] He was just on!

[03:22:16] What?

[03:22:18] I'm one.

[03:22:20] He's off!

[03:22:21] We got the bomb there, bro!

[03:22:27] I'm touching.

[03:22:27] No, we gotta get fully in the toys, bro.

[03:22:30] What? Once the fourth person is in the fourth room?

[03:22:31] First person in the fourth room?

[03:22:32] Oh, okay.

[03:22:33] Get the E-Conor in.

[03:22:36] It's so makeable.

[03:22:38] Oh my god.

[03:22:40] This guy is crazy.

[03:22:42] Oh, he spun out.

[03:22:44] He spun out.

[03:22:46] We just looted.

[03:22:48] Wow.

[03:22:50] That's crazy.

[03:22:52] Lovely mama.

[03:22:56] Lovely mama, we love you.

[03:23:00] Isn't this the man we just did?

[03:23:02] Like two mafie boys.

[03:23:04] I'm gonna fly I'm gonna fly

[03:23:15] Whoa, how do I miss that?

[03:23:25] You're crazy don't touch me I was never knew you on my I need to speed I need to speed I need to speed

[03:23:30] I'm sorry man. I'm hurting here

[03:23:32] That's good actually good press

[03:23:38] Yeah, it wasn't too bad actually

[03:23:44] Such a good

[03:23:46] reward points right now

[03:23:51] Don't break unlimited chipotle

[03:23:53] Open open your chipotle up right now. I got thirty thousand nine hundred

[03:23:57] Shit don't touch me stop touching me. You're gonna let Ryan win

[03:24:04] Where's my ball what the hell? Oh, I hate you so much

[03:24:12] How did that

[03:24:22] Motherfucker what

[03:24:27] oh my god you blew my ball away

[03:24:50] the last time I didn't try and blow up your ball.

[03:24:53] It needs to end so I shot my ball into fucking No Man's Land.

[03:24:56] Yeah that's a targeted strike.

[03:24:57] And I'm striking this.

[03:24:59] Huh!

[03:25:00] Ah!

[03:25:01] They love each other.

[03:25:04] They love each other.

[03:25:06] I think she needs to be in the training.

[03:25:09] If there was full bids in the situation, they'd be like punching each other outside

[03:25:12] the ring.

[03:25:13] Poor Bear?

[03:25:16] You are peace.

[03:25:17] I thought that was going to be that was going to hit you for the most

[03:25:21] You better hit him or something

[03:25:22] You need to get that buddy guy

[03:25:26] What the fuck

[03:25:27] How did you get that buddy?

[03:25:29] Dude, I think the next step for your career is just going full American accent man

[03:25:33] I mean third you monster

[03:25:34] I, I, I saw, I saw what happened

[03:25:38] There was an attempt

[03:25:39] Oh stop it

[03:25:40] Game, I might not want to move

[03:25:44] No, let's go

[03:25:45] I

[03:25:51] Okay, what the hell you got that one is crazy though

[03:25:59] Oh

[03:26:00] Everywhere I go people

[03:26:03] Mine nope

[03:26:04] No, mine. Well, Ryan did that to her. Hey, she said mine. You heard her right?

[03:26:09] You are a piece of shit. Should we? I

[03:26:11] I needed the speed boost you're just giving it to Ryan you're going right I want you to win

[03:26:18] Why would you strike me

[03:26:32] This I'm the Michael Jordan of golf

[03:26:39] I can't believe I miss you

[03:26:41] I fell in the hole. Yeah

[03:26:47] I'm so pissed off

[03:26:56] It's over for me. I'm fit. Well, should we want it? Oh, it is the ninth hole

[03:27:03] Oh my god

[03:27:11] I believe it.

[03:27:12] Well, I'd be the guy whose computer doesn't work for me.

[03:27:15] Bro, I'm losing my mind.

[03:27:17] I'm saying being...

[03:27:18] I'm losing my mind.

[03:27:24] Okay, okay.

[03:27:25] Wait, the annual Laurel is just some guy saying Laurel.

[03:27:32] Laurel.

[03:27:33] I mean, now we know you fall on the...

[03:27:35] What side of you fall on him in debate.

[03:27:37] Exactly.

[03:27:38] Like some guy saying...

[03:27:39] any right now? Laurel. Laurel. Laurel. Laurel. Laurel. I think Yanny is white gold as well

[03:27:51] and Laurel is strong. Yes, yes, because I'm black blue, dude. Laurel. I think the blue

[03:27:58] black white gold dress thing, I think there was sort of a default position which was

[03:28:04] blue black and then I think it was probably like what 20% of the population saw white

[03:28:08] gold I think Laurel Yanny is a 50-50 split wait hey how do you drive your

[03:28:13] minds like that you hold right click first yeah you can hit F as well

[03:28:19] interesting

[03:28:23] Please tell me guys I'm done!

[03:28:25] Oh my god!

[03:28:28] Oh my god!

[03:28:29] Oh my god!

[03:28:31] Why did my ball roll off?

[03:28:32] I got penalty throw.

[03:28:33] No, no, no, no.

[03:28:34] Stop shooting!

[03:28:35] No, no, no.

[03:28:36] Stop, buddy.

[03:28:37] You can get that out of-

[03:28:38] Suck, buddy.

[03:28:39] Suck, buddy.

[03:28:40] Suck, buddy.

[03:28:41] Suck, buddy.

[03:28:42] Suck, buddy.

[03:28:43] A lot of people just call it-

[03:28:44] Yeah, that's my suck, buddy.

[03:28:46] That's my suck, buddy.

[03:28:49] You know what?

[03:28:50] I have another one for you.

[03:28:51] Oh my god.

[03:28:53] what the fuck you think I don't have a gun?

[03:28:58] Have fun y'all.

[03:28:59] Oh my god.

[03:29:00] Oh he's got a shield though.

[03:29:01] I doesn't do anything.

[03:29:02] Oh.

[03:29:03] Great.

[03:29:04] Oh.

[03:29:05] Oh.

[03:29:06] Oh.

[03:29:07] I can't believe my mouth.

[03:29:08] Uh-oh.

[03:29:09] Uh-oh.

[03:29:10] I was going to say hop on.

[03:29:11] Oh.

[03:29:12] What the fuck?

[03:29:13] Be sad, Doug.

[03:29:14] I'm pissed off at you.

[03:29:15] No.

[03:29:16] You don't want to do this shit.

[03:29:17] You don't want to do this shit.

[03:29:18] You don't want to do this shit.

[03:29:19] You don't want to do this shit.

[03:29:20] You don't want to do this shit.

[03:29:21] You don't want to do this shit.

[03:29:22] You don't want to do this, Chibli.

[03:29:23] I'm just feed Bruce, man.

[03:29:24] Help me, you.

[03:29:26] That's fine.

[03:29:29] I'm helping, I'm helping.

[03:29:30] Why am I landmining you?

[03:29:31] I'm helping you.

[03:29:33] Chibli, get in here.

[03:29:34] Chibli, get in here.

[03:29:35] Goodbye.

[03:29:36] Oh, God!

[03:29:37] Oh, my God, Ryan.

[03:29:38] Why did you drive into it?

[03:29:39] I just think you had a roof on it.

[03:29:41] I thought I was insulated.

[03:29:42] Come on, come on.

[03:29:43] I had a damn deal.

[03:29:44] Man, I got close players.

[03:29:45] What the hell?

[03:29:46] Where's my ball back here?

[03:29:47] What the fuck happened?

[03:29:48] Hey, Chibli, wait again, guys.

[03:29:49] Can you hear me?

[03:29:50] We win again, guys! Good show!

[03:29:52] Oh my god, I'm so good!

[03:29:57] Oh my god!

[03:30:02] Did you guys, uh, like, compare anything to my lost in the stream on the game?

[03:30:06] Oh, I forgot. It is the answer.

[03:30:08] It is on Sunday.

[03:30:09] Kill him! Kill him!

[03:30:11] Did you guys got, like, a potty or anything on the game?

[03:30:13] Oh, my ball is surrounded by mines.

[03:30:16] Oh, my balls!

[03:30:18] oh my god!

[03:30:20] is it surrounded by mines?

[03:30:22] ohhhhhhhh

[03:30:24] ohhhhhh

[03:30:26] dude that flag got in the way on that one man

[03:30:28] he's not good at good looking

[03:30:30] i think

[03:30:32] i like banana bread

[03:30:34] i like banana bread

[03:30:36] i saw a thing one time that said um

[03:30:38] flowers to a girl

[03:30:40] bread to a boy

[03:30:42] flowers to a girl banana bread to a boy

[03:30:44] well i guess

[03:30:46] I said every officer banana bread to the boys plus of the bullets like banana bread to a guy is like flowers

[03:30:55] I get that thoughts anybody

[03:30:59] Please

[03:31:10] I've three guns

[03:31:16] Can you not walk my ball please?

[03:31:19] Ryan, good shot.

[03:31:19] Thank you.

[03:31:20] Oh my god.

[03:31:22] Got him.

[03:31:24] See this, I've gotten myself in trouble with these sorts of observations before.

[03:31:29] What kind of view do I have?

[03:31:31] Banana bread is, I would say exactly the same amount of banana bread.

[03:31:38] Banana bread.

[03:31:40] Yeah, I was reading what I saw on the internet.

[03:31:42] Exactly the same amount.

[03:31:44] the ones all I know is if someone gave me a loaf of banana bread oh I'm in love

[03:31:54] it chicken strips I'm loving it what are you angling for here

[03:31:58] I don't want to go that way stop it I don't

[03:32:14] I want to go that way!

[03:32:17] Somebody used to put Corey out of his misery.

[03:32:20] And they're not dealing with this.

[03:32:23] Oh shit.

[03:32:24] Corey, we are anonymous.

[03:32:26] You got us. I'm gonna kill Fibley. Chibby's running away with it.

[03:32:31] Fibley, I hate you.

[03:32:32] Don't you DSP for my name like that.

[03:32:34] I'm gonna keep your name in my mouth.

[03:32:36] I didn't mean to.

[03:32:39] Shit.

[03:32:42] I have no idea where this is.

[03:32:43] Why? Why?

[03:32:44] I walloped it. I walloped the ball.

[03:32:49] Where's my ball?

[03:32:52] Where's-

[03:32:53] Where's my ball?

[03:32:54] Up there hitting me with the landmines, man!

[03:33:00] What balls in hell is that?

[03:33:01] Tribblee's in the brunt of the waves!

[03:33:03] Run away! Run away!

[03:33:03] We got him!

[03:33:04] Tribblee!

[03:33:04] We got him!

[03:33:05] We got him!

[03:33:05] Oh my god, he eats a 60 yards.

[03:33:08] That- that was the Ricky shot, man!

[03:33:10] What the hell I invented that?

[03:33:11] He can't let them have the freedom to do this

[03:33:15] There is a fucking rock

[03:33:18] I just saw someone get shot to the moon

[03:33:20] That was you I think

[03:33:22] No that was me

[03:33:24] Oh no

[03:33:26] Oh damn it

[03:33:28] How damn it

[03:33:30] I'm driving and getting a gun

[03:33:32] What?

[03:33:34] It was up to the sky to lock the chain

[03:33:36] Oh my god it bounce

[03:33:38] That's a great idea

[03:33:40] I want to be one of those hoot hoot hoot hoot hoot hoot hoot hoot hoot hoot hoot hoot

[03:33:47] I hate this game 4-4 is not too bad

[03:33:55] We come back, we come back

[03:33:57] Damn, Chibu's at minus 3 too

[03:33:59] He needs to be stopped

[03:34:01] I don't know why I can't get Chibu's

[03:34:03] I don't know what I'm doing wrong

[03:34:05] You changed the angle

[03:34:07] You have a little bit stronger

[03:34:09] You got to take the lid off the block man.

[03:34:12] That's right.

[03:34:17] You lost B-Boost.

[03:34:19] Oh you fucker.

[03:34:20] That was a pretty good shot.

[03:34:22] It was, it was.

[03:34:27] He's bullshit.

[03:34:31] You made me miss my mind.

[03:34:36] What?

[03:34:36] My mind.

[03:34:39] Two people on board.

[03:34:40] Oh, what the hell?

[03:34:42] Devil weenies.

[03:34:48] This is no good, man.

[03:34:52] This is bad, bad, not good.

[03:34:57] Wow.

[03:34:57] What?

[03:34:58] Chibli.

[03:34:59] Are you cheating?

[03:35:00] Can I say something?

[03:35:01] Oh, man.

[03:35:03] What?

[03:35:04] It's not about you.

[03:35:05] It's about everyone says we have to stop Chibli.

[03:35:07] And then when a fellow's about to get a briefcase,

[03:35:09] Well, if a sudden the guns come out and they're all pointed in his direction

[03:35:13] No, and nobody wants to be the one to stop him

[03:35:17] Okay guys, I'm putting golf balls in my ass and farting them out on the green. I am cheating. I'm sorry

[03:35:22] Damn, we got that crazy ass control

[03:35:26] How many is the future?

[03:35:29] All right

[03:35:34] It feels like the right thing you do

[03:35:39] This game sucks.

[03:35:43] This game's lit.

[03:35:46] He's at a minus four too. It's insane.

[03:35:49] How can you stop a guy who can just, uh, magnetic pool on the car?

[03:35:53] You could use your gun to shoot him instead of shooting me when I'm about to get a beefcase.

[03:35:57] No.

[03:36:00] That's on this subject?

[03:36:02] You got it. You got it.

[03:36:04] I can't lose this round.

[03:36:06] I am. Alright. And I'm like.

[03:36:12] Where the fuck and how the fuck.

[03:36:17] I don't even know. It's rolling.

[03:36:21] All the rolling. Now you're gonna shoot it behind.

[03:36:25] Oh, you're so far. Oh, my god. The double shot was a shotgun.

[03:36:29] What? Oh, yeah, it's good.

[03:36:31] This is actually evil. Everyone's turning around to shoot me.

[03:36:35] If you have the Double Shotgun you get the momentum

[03:36:41] That's what I did and then you said I turned around and shot you

[03:36:46] No I'm sorry buddy I love you

[03:36:48] Those was ring the hollow

[03:36:52] What?

[03:36:54] Oh because I'm good at something?

[03:36:56] You're pregnant I don't know

[03:36:58] Justin!

[03:37:00] I will fucking kill you

[03:37:02] Oh Ryan that was really good

[03:37:04] That was a really good dodge

[03:37:08] But the cape we have to stop Chimney

[03:37:11] I have to stop you

[03:37:13] I have to stop you

[03:37:14] You shot like 800 times this round

[03:37:16] No no no no

[03:37:18] No no no

[03:37:20] That's a serious

[03:37:22] Dude people still trying to run into me

[03:37:24] You mother fucker you mother fucker

[03:37:26] Uh oh uh oh

[03:37:28] I hate that

[03:37:30] No, oh that's a good lie. Come on. Where the fuck's my ball?

[03:37:34] No, I'm supposed to get this

[03:37:36] I'm so pissed off

[03:37:46] Oh my god

[03:37:51] I've done nothing to harm any of you. You have to stop chip. He gets your fucking dead body out of the way

[03:38:00] Hell. I'm in hell.

[03:38:05] Yes!

[03:38:06] Yes!

[03:38:07] I got this one.

[03:38:08] I'm like, what am I, shot?

[03:38:10] I don't like it when I cut low.

[03:38:12] I was happy to press this one.

[03:38:14] You're still ahead by 110 points, man.

[03:38:16] Oh, man.

[03:38:17] The beatings will continue to happen.

[03:38:20] Yay!

[03:38:21] Throw it away if I-

[03:38:23] The budget, 34.

[03:38:24] Is she really minus four?

[03:38:27] Yeah.

[03:38:28] What the fuck?

[03:38:29] That's crazy guy.

[03:38:31] I don't know.

[03:38:32] 4, 3, 2, 1, go!

[03:38:36] Maybe it's because I prayed this morning.

[03:38:39] That's probably it, Chibley.

[03:38:43] What'd you pray for?

[03:38:46] Jesus.

[03:38:46] My downfall?

[03:38:47] To come back, yeah.

[03:38:48] Good at golf, Andy, pray this morning.

[03:38:50] Check his voting history right now.

[03:38:53] I didn't sleep this, I didn't sleep this, Chibley.

[03:38:54] Yeah, I didn't do that.

[03:38:55] Nice try, brother, nice try.

[03:38:56] I'm just gonna take the penthouse route.

[03:38:58] I was picking anybody out with me if I could.

[03:39:12] What the fuck me I feel safe?

[03:39:14] What the fuck?

[03:39:16] What's fun to do is the problem.

[03:39:18] I mean I suppose.

[03:39:21] Brian I didn't know.

[03:39:23] You fucked me last time!

[03:39:25] I never fucked you!

[03:39:26] I don't know man

[03:39:35] Oh my god, 95 meter

[03:39:45] It's pissing me off

[03:39:49] I think I'm shooting it too hard still

[03:39:51] They're trying to stop me, Ryan.

[03:39:52] Cory, that's gonna have you up, buddy.

[03:39:54] I'm soaking up so much youth in every round, bro.

[03:40:00] Your support, man.

[03:40:00] I'm only dying.

[03:40:01] I guess that's gonna have you up, buddy.

[03:40:03] I know that, actually.

[03:40:04] They're not even going lower than that.

[03:40:06] Whatever, I'm just going to...

[03:40:07] Bro, it doesn't Cory!

[03:40:08] You used one on me for no reason, man!

[03:40:12] It's in the pocket.

[03:40:13] My ship was already in port.

[03:40:15] Oh, but you could've eaten rockin' it.

[03:40:16] She's laid off the jump and then put him behind.

[03:40:18] What the fuck, rockin'?

[03:40:19] It's a

[03:40:35] Well, I thought I thought I was gonna stop him from getting it in the hole

[03:40:38] I didn't know his ball was in already. Oh, excuse me

[03:40:43] You are a piece of shit. Thank you. That gave me like

[03:41:19] I'm not winning this one. What the fuck, bro?

[03:41:29] Oh my god, 99 meter! Is that a score? Is that a good score?

[03:41:39] Dude, I'm gonna actually cry. Guys, let's go!

[03:41:47] You son of a bitch

[03:41:56] I'm gonna fucking go crazy

[03:42:01] Take a shot take a shot then fuck you fuck you. I'm in last place

[03:42:17] I'm literally griefing because I'm getting grief

[03:42:26] Nobody is using their youth in a lot of jibbly. They're letting him run away with it

[03:42:30] I have exclusively jibbly is given levied by several death threats against me

[03:42:34] Yes, I have

[03:42:40] Wow, I know and then yesterday during the game you wouldn't pick up my calls

[03:42:45] I see that that's cuz you knew I was because of my static you knew it was me

[03:42:52] Hey Ricky pick me up buddy

[03:42:56] He's coming back

[03:42:58] He's definitely not he's helping the guy in leave not just driving

[03:43:06] No, no, no, I got this me don't worry

[03:43:11] Well

[03:43:15] Yeah, you disappeared my ball my ball my ball is dropping slowly

[03:43:21] Return to my ball. I read wait. Why did my ball go all the way back?

[03:43:26] He's like what the fuck?

[03:43:29] We're just got deleted

[03:43:32] Look at this guy. Look at there. He goes. There he goes. I hear 100%

[03:43:36] My ball disappeared my guys free free

[03:43:40] I've got nothing to hurt you.

[03:43:50] Kill Chimley!

[03:43:51] I've got nothing.

[03:43:52] I've got zero idols.

[03:43:53] Yes!

[03:43:54] No!

[03:43:55] That was his card.

[03:43:56] This is so embarrassing.

[03:43:57] Wow!

[03:43:58] I'm putting Ghibli in Hell, man.

[03:44:01] I'm ferrying him across the river stick.

[03:44:03] I'm just gonna sit in Hell.

[03:44:04] What the hell?

[03:44:05] My God!

[03:44:06] See, look, now look!

[03:44:07] This is all about a Ryan T.

[03:44:38] Minus 5!

[03:44:40] Motherfucker man.

[03:44:42] I'm falling out of here.

[03:44:44] How is Chibiriki able to play golf?

[03:44:47] Like how is he able to play actual golf and we're all fighting each other in the back?

[03:44:52] I'm getting fought. Look, he's aiming at me.

[03:44:56] Oh my god. He's dead, man!

[03:44:59] Did you get this?

[03:45:00] You got piss mark, bro.

[03:45:01] He's still dying.

[03:45:02] Why would you shoot me?

[03:45:04] Because you're gonna die for me.

[03:45:06] I didn't take your item!

[03:45:08] You gotta use all your utility on Ghibli for any of us to have a chance!

[03:45:12] Oh, his voice is cracking.

[03:45:14] He's too far from you to shoot him.

[03:45:15] Oh my god, you gotta stop him.

[03:45:17] Oh, it's all smack.

[03:45:19] Oh, dude.

[03:45:20] How about that, okay?

[03:45:22] He's getting shot from the other side of the map, man.

[03:45:25] I didn't shoot him from the others out of the map.

[03:45:27] What the fuck?

[03:45:28] Oh!

[03:45:29] Oh my god.

[03:45:36] You waited for that shield to run out, huh no, no, I

[03:45:46] I just got the item bro they really are

[03:45:54] No, no, thank you. No, thank you. Oh, no. I really thought I was going to get in.

[03:46:06] Don't touch me. What's wrong with you? I thought that was Ghibli's ball. I thought it was Ghibli's

[03:46:15] ball. I think he really got a man. Or, or. Oh, no. Oh, I thought that was going to block

[03:46:21] your shot that would have been crazy

[03:46:25] so these not talking I feel bad

[03:46:29] I'm walking in like five enemies bro well there was there was no chance Ryan

[03:46:35] shooting minus three to damn bro I'm in like third place I'm a second place

[03:46:41] fine I guess I'll just play the game shit on purpose so you guys can't

[03:46:45] Longest chip in 99.4 meter anyone anyone I didn't have a single chip

[03:46:55] Longest chip in 95.4 meter unfortunately gonna have to get those numbers up

[03:47:00] 99.4 we go again great job

[03:47:06] Thank you. Thank you. It's a clean slate. This map is this map's a crazy one, bro

[03:47:12] This map crazy. I hate this map. Wait. Oh, I told Ryan the secret

[03:47:19] And I was listening

[03:47:29] Oh my god, oh my screen I'm in front of you. What?

[03:47:36] Oh my god!

[03:47:42] I had a crazy perspective of that man.

[03:47:45] Wait, why is Tilly over there?

[03:47:47] I'm over there too.

[03:47:49] I'm sorry Kate.

[03:47:50] Oh my ball?

[03:47:52] Fell?

[03:47:56] I'm gonna kill you.

[03:47:58] No.

[03:48:02] Oh.

[03:48:03] I hate this hole.

[03:48:04] Why? Kill Chibley!

[03:48:08] What the fuck just happened? Why my ball goes so far?

[03:48:13] Why kill me bro? We're not even in a hole! We're not even something!

[03:48:17] Oh no, why did they fuck me forward?

[03:48:21] So, can I give you a bit of a key to the kingdom on this one?

[03:48:25] I have the key to the kingdom, but everyone's forgot that I fucking don't-

[03:48:28] I'm not winning this game, so I'm just kidding!

[03:48:30] It's a hold over I'm so this one if you get a

[03:48:36] Holy Shirk when you near the hold is right on the hole. Yeah, that's all yeah. Yeah, cool. That'd be cool if I could move

[03:48:52] I'm leaving again

[03:48:54] What's the button to switch the button real quick?

[03:49:04] I have to scroll my mouse.

[03:49:06] I'm pressing down the right mouse button, press 1, 2, 3, 4, and adjust the angle.

[03:49:16] I'm having electrical interference?

[03:49:18] Are you all shooting at 60?

[03:49:21] No, 45.

[03:49:23] But I'm going for a green I go at like 60 oh my gosh I guess I do 60 to chips

[03:49:32] It'll help yeah it's an ox higher so it doesn't

[03:49:35] I'm pissed off

[03:49:36] I didn't know that I always go zero zero all for putting yeah

[03:49:46] Excuse me excuse me Corey

[03:49:51] That goes in. That goes in.

[03:49:53] Kill Gory! Kill Gory!

[03:49:55] Bride, I'm gonna fucking kill you.

[03:49:57] Sorry. Dude, he really did. He really did.

[03:50:01] Oh my god.

[03:50:02] Yee!

[03:50:03] You rubbed that bomb for me, Gory. Thank you.

[03:50:05] How do you make it over that?

[03:50:07] I did my-

[03:50:08] The hot man.

[03:50:09] What do you want from me?

[03:50:10] The club sandwich?

[03:50:11] I get that too.

[03:50:15] My hops didn't make it over. I'm in the soup.

[03:50:18] I had the perfect cup.

[03:50:20] I was moving forward, I wasn't even in that.

[03:50:24] What the brink?

[03:50:28] Drink it a cup of brink.

[03:50:32] Oh my gosh.

[03:50:36] I need to speed boost.

[03:50:40] Oh no, no, no, no.

[03:50:44] You like the water ride or you like the water? Oh my god.

[03:50:48] I'm gonna go first, too.

[03:50:50] Fuck!

[03:50:52] Oh my god!

[03:50:54] You can fall in the hole.

[03:50:56] Yeah, you can fall in the hole.

[03:50:58] Oh, you're fucking...

[03:51:04] Ryan fucked me.

[03:51:06] He did that shit to me this time!

[03:51:08] Here's the thing, is that Ryan's acting all in sense that people prevented him from getting first,

[03:51:12] but he prevented me from getting first to try and get first.

[03:51:14] So, yeah, yeah.

[03:51:16] It's like you

[03:51:27] No, just kidding no one even fucked me that round I just played horrible golf y'all

[03:51:33] Okay, I just fought it

[03:51:40] How'd you get that

[03:51:44] Yeah

[03:51:46] I'm going to get it!

[03:51:50] You're driving that thing like a mountain bike man chill out

[03:51:55] I know I'm a motherfucker

[03:51:57] I saw a cop

[03:52:03] What the fuck?

[03:52:07] Holy fuck!

[03:52:08] What the fuck?

[03:52:09] What the fuck?

[03:52:10] 13 meters?

[03:52:11] What the fuck?

[03:52:12] What the fuck?

[03:52:13] I mean, what the hell?

[03:52:14] I tried hitting you too with a mine, but it didn't work for the rest of the game.

[03:52:17] Oh, give me the iron.

[03:52:22] I hit the wall.

[03:52:29] I'm locked in.

[03:52:30] I mean, Dan, this could be huge if nobody else gets it in, man.

[03:52:36] Oh my God.

[03:52:37] I'm surprised it's a pike.

[03:52:39] Oh no.

[03:52:39] I'm not gonna get there in time.

[03:52:41] G-team.

[03:52:42] G-team!

[03:52:43] Oh, I guess we get to do a nice take a timer for everyone.

[03:52:46] Yeah.

[03:52:47] Oh, that sucked us.

[03:52:48] We ruined our lives.

[03:52:51] Oh!

[03:52:52] That was great.

[03:52:53] That was great.

[03:52:54] That was great.

[03:52:55] Was that the score?

[03:52:56] Yeah, it scored 30.

[03:52:57] It scored like 90 seconds ago.

[03:52:59] No, no, no.

[03:53:00] You two also scored after Corey?

[03:53:02] Yeah.

[03:53:03] I couldn't even get there.

[03:53:04] Oh, that was a top five.

[03:53:05] I'm not even there.

[03:53:06] I'm not even there.

[03:53:07] Corey's gotta die.

[03:53:08] I got 50 points.

[03:53:09] I got 50 points.

[03:53:11] The ghost in the shell is working for you now, Corey, what the hell?

[03:53:15] No, it's not. I'm still every now and then looking straight at the space and spinning like 850 degrees.

[03:53:21] Terrible.

[03:53:26] Hey man, you saved everybody.

[03:53:28] I know, I saw it.

[03:53:30] You saved everybody.

[03:53:32] You had a fiery symbol.

[03:53:34] No, no, I didn't have anything.

[03:53:36] I'm sorry. Wait, you're right.

[03:53:43] Excuse me. Excuse me, sir.

[03:53:47] Stop.

[03:53:50] This ball is rolling crazy. Oh my god.

[03:53:56] That's still hello.

[03:54:01] Here in the uh-oh and then watch it you just explode really your piece of shit who did that who did that?

[03:54:09] That was a big move it. That's evil though. We all think we should bother

[03:54:15] These are pain and doubt shoot quick so that I could shoot okay, okay?

[03:54:19] It's just I'm gonna fucking go crazy. Who did that?

[03:54:31] I'm a machine gun chill.

[03:54:34] They got machine guns in the- that was a good putt, Justin.

[03:54:36] I'm a kid with a machine gun.

[03:54:39] I don't think they have that yet.

[03:54:41] In person.

[03:54:42] Oh fuck.

[03:54:43] I can't say that.

[03:54:44] Insane putt.

[03:54:46] I think it was a good putt.

[03:54:47] It's my putt.

[03:54:48] I'm okay with it.

[03:54:49] You know, if I'm gonna go, a machine gun seems kinda chill.

[03:54:57] Alright, dude, I can't play this game next week.

[03:54:59] I didn't- I didn't keep up with my quality.

[03:55:01] as long as you like let me have some last words

[03:55:06] we have to be real usable

[03:55:11] I think if you're getting killed with a machine gun your last words are bound to be ouch

[03:55:17] what if it feels good

[03:55:21] that'd be crazy all those soldiers would be making shit up

[03:55:26] can shit up. Oh my god. Oh my god. No! Just to set it up! No, I didn't mean to avoid it.

[03:55:37] Come on, come on. Stay back for everything you've done to me. What the fuck? I didn't

[03:55:41] do anything to you, cool friends. Wait, I do have 11 KOs, never mind. Maybe I did.

[03:55:47] I don't know why I did that.

[03:55:49] Jesus.

[03:55:51] Payback for everything you've done to me.

[03:55:55] Yeah, you better stack some up for what I'm about to do to you pal.

[03:56:01] You don't want to do this pal.

[03:56:03] So obviously I'm going to hit you.

[03:56:05] Oh, come on. You need more CS.

[03:56:07] Good luck.

[03:56:08] Oh!

[03:56:09] Aim labs is for each of you.

[03:56:11] Oh, shit!

[03:56:13] Shit!

[03:56:15] I'm between two balls or two rocks I don't think I'm gonna finish it again

[03:56:24] Oh

[03:56:56] Oh, and I'm still 30 back.

[03:56:57] Look at the leaderboard.

[03:56:58] Right after that.

[03:57:00] The bottom of the scoreboard.

[03:57:02] And you screw me up.

[03:57:04] Not even going for the person who's right behind you.

[03:57:08] We're going to stop Brian.

[03:57:09] He's got momentum.

[03:57:10] He literally had to stop more than he was in first.

[03:57:12] Well.

[03:57:13] Oh.

[03:57:14] Oh, no.

[03:57:18] What the fuck?

[03:57:22] You can set up your own landmine, so.

[03:57:25] Yes, I thought they would I thought they recognized me as a friendly

[03:57:28] Oh, there he is.

[03:57:35] I burned everything we got.

[03:57:45] What the fuck?

[03:57:51] Cory and Ryan is running, Chibley.

[03:57:54] Don't aim at me, I'm literally at the bottom.

[03:57:56] I was aiming at Cory! I was aiming at Cory!

[03:57:59] That's fair, that's fair.

[03:58:06] Okay, no, that's too much.

[03:58:14] Christ, a little bit of gas on there. Hold on.

[03:58:18] Your piece, your piece.

[03:58:21] It went in already.

[03:58:23] I just fly to me. Oh my god, I'm dead.

[03:58:28] I got knocked out of my whip.

[03:58:33] Fucking jibbering.

[03:58:36] Insane punch. Come on.

[03:58:38] It's a big battle.

[03:58:40] I couldn't. I couldn't finish.

[03:58:43] Who holds?

[03:58:45] Oh, the poor chip in Ryan chip in.

[03:58:48] And Ryan also killing me.

[03:58:51] Okay, in that round I got killed three times. Can I just say that?

[03:58:56] Look at the knockouts. Okay, you have a Cori's computer is broken. He has an evil heart

[03:59:06] This computer was working that would be way higher

[03:59:15] Okay

[03:59:21] That's also an intense kill.

[03:59:23] I'm trying to...

[03:59:25] I'm not missing it.

[03:59:26] I'm experiencing some lag on my head.

[03:59:28] I'm not missing it.

[03:59:29] I'm experiencing some lag on my head.

[03:59:34] Oh, I'm in the trees, dude.

[03:59:37] Don't get murdered here.

[03:59:39] What the fuck?

[03:59:40] I'm in dust!

[03:59:41] I just overlapsed myself!

[03:59:43] Why, my buddy?

[03:59:44] Why, my buddy?

[03:59:45] You're not up yet for very star, buddy.

[03:59:48] I am at the very start.

[03:59:51] I've been there and they said I can't believe Kevin's all the checkpoints. Whoa

[04:00:09] Coming just a nice peaceful peaceful game of golf. Yeah, I

[04:00:15] I didn't mean to get knocked out. I'm taking you fucking with me

[04:00:25] No, oh

[04:00:27] Fuck that's a lot of work. It'll

[04:00:30] Come on. I'm out of bounds

[04:00:33] And then tribly swoops in for the win. Oh

[04:00:36] My god

[04:00:38] Oh my fuck

[04:00:43] My ball has disappeared

[04:00:52] What the fuck

[04:00:55] We're all here

[04:00:59] I'm having a hard time already

[04:01:01] Oh my god.

[04:01:03] You got this for me.

[04:01:05] I'm so sorry.

[04:01:07] I need to put these my balls on you.

[04:01:09] You got this.

[04:01:11] Oh my god.

[04:01:13] Hope you're happy. Hope you're happy. Hope you're happy.

[04:01:15] You gave the win to Ryan.

[04:01:17] What are you talking about?

[04:01:19] You gave the win to Ryan everybody.

[04:01:21] I hope you're happy.

[04:01:23] I've had so many Rockets of Ryan.

[04:01:25] I hope you're happy.

[04:01:27] I hope you're happy.

[04:01:29] Game is not over yet.

[04:01:34] I finished first and I got more into it.

[04:01:37] I wanted to finish two holes.

[04:01:39] It's crazy.

[04:01:42] What the fuck?

[04:01:43] How the fuck did he move?

[04:01:45] You shot him into my swing and it made him go forward.

[04:01:49] It was amazing actually.

[04:01:53] It was honestly incredible.

[04:01:55] It was bloody beautiful.

[04:01:57] I've been I've been fucked and sucked. Oh

[04:02:01] Really and you're completing?

[04:02:04] Yeah, some of us can't be so lucky, okay, but

[04:02:08] You fucking suck. I can't play

[04:02:15] I was thinking if you die come back have a shield

[04:02:21] No

[04:02:27] You didn't on your head it like

[04:02:37] Excuse me chibby

[04:02:39] my mom's good

[04:02:49] That was fun

[04:02:52] Ryan wants to kill you

[04:02:53] What you got man, I see those lobbies you're in

[04:02:57] I'm not trying to kill you run faster with the pistol out

[04:02:59] Don't do it, we have to get an O

[04:03:05] Oh no

[04:03:06] oh no it's a tight one it's a tight one at the top

[04:03:18] okay let's go

[04:03:21] Ryan and Corey always

[04:03:32] fuck you man

[04:03:34] Ty, you're right behind me! What can I do?

[04:03:38] Son of a bitch.

[04:03:39] Oh my god!

[04:03:40] Oh my.

[04:03:41] That was fucking all of the time.

[04:03:43] I'm all out.

[04:03:44] Sorry, we get a golf cart, quadruple kill?

[04:03:50] I'm so fucking good.

[04:03:53] Tony!

[04:03:57] Oh my god!

[04:03:59] Ryan, you're the devil.

[04:04:00] What did I do?

[04:04:01] I

[04:04:03] Really she really stop it. She really she was shooting them at random. I wasn't aiming for you

[04:04:12] No, I didn't know what hit you twice my life

[04:04:16] Why is that more of a strike at me?

[04:04:19] Doesn't make any sense Justin. That doesn't make any sense

[04:04:22] That's ridiculous. That's right. Yeah, I'm in front of you literally in front of you. I don't know why I don't understand

[04:04:27] I don't understand. I just hit the craziest

[04:04:32] My move it just hit me with a rocket actually saved me. It's you believe he's too strong

[04:04:38] Dude, I've been like

[04:04:41] Oh my god, I just ruined my own life

[04:04:43] life. Oh, look, I got nothing to lose. I have nothing. I have no mortal possessions

[04:04:59] anymore. Don't shoot. You might be asleep a bit, bro. Make sure to get Corey, guys.

[04:05:05] Ryan Ryan Ryan Ryan guys

[04:05:10] I'm so fucking mad

[04:05:22] Where's your ball man on the ground top right of the green keep going keep going keep going

[04:05:27] Straight on to a mornin. I see it. I see it

[04:05:35] oh my god this is actually huge for the chip we sleep with it now the game

[04:05:45] why is always hitting the ball I'm so close I was so close I gotta go P.O.

[04:05:54] quick I'm gonna go piss okay I'm so mad

[04:06:02] You see my computer

[04:06:05] Dude Nina, Jirachi Rick or something. Oh, dude, you've got it

[04:06:14] Oh he ran over my body double path

[04:06:27] I need your what I thought was gonna happen there. Okay, that's awesome

[04:06:32] We got stuck in each other. We need to try that again. Yeah, imagine if we could use that

[04:06:47] tech on the map bro on the green

[04:06:54] how am I doing this I think it'd be like two stuck in each other it goes

[04:07:04] It's crazy.

[04:07:05] Oh, you piece of shit.

[04:07:16] Oh, never mind.

[04:07:17] I

[04:07:32] Am one showdown no items just pure golf skill. We're really far away this time. Is that what we're doing?

[04:07:41] Well, oh no, thanks. I know a couple of you have the days already

[04:07:47] Oh my god!

[04:07:49] Oh my god!

[04:07:51] Oh my god!

[04:07:53] Oh my god!

[04:07:55] I need a euthanized quarry.

[04:07:57] What do you aim on that one?

[04:07:59] We need to compromise quarry.

[04:08:01] You're permanent.

[04:08:03] Why? Why?

[04:08:05] Why?

[04:08:07] I don't know, I just feel like everyone forgot that I wasn't winning the off-roar while so now I forgot that you're not winning.

[04:08:11] Well now I gotta shoot you and the cycle of violence perpetuates.

[04:08:15] Well, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[04:08:16] Obviously, I'm gonna shoot you because you shot me before I shot you.

[04:08:18] I love you.

[04:08:19] Ryan, I love you.

[04:08:20] Would you, would you shoot someone else?

[04:08:21] Oh my gosh.

[04:08:22] All right.

[04:08:23] Interference on the floor.

[04:08:24] I help you.

[04:08:25] All the rest of us get to go.

[04:08:26] Interference, interference.

[04:08:28] I actually helped you there.

[04:08:30] Oh, oh, yeah.

[04:08:31] I see you at 99% right now for some reason.

[04:08:35] What happened? Where was my ball?

[04:08:36] Cory, I think you actually have malware.

[04:08:38] I'm not kidding.

[04:08:39] I know, I scared you.

[04:08:40] I mean, honestly.

[04:08:41] You're making money for someone.

[04:08:42] And nothing happened.

[04:08:43] Yeah, but when you scan it with malware,

[04:08:44] You're gonna scan it like on five different things bro. I scanned it off lines

[04:08:49] I did what we're gonna do like five different mental it's good

[04:08:52] I mean, I guess I know I'm gonna have to do that

[04:08:55] Can you not can you not do what hole it wants because I I can't that map is terrible

[04:09:01] Yeah, it's a tough one. I need to like practice the actual

[04:09:05] You can't go

[04:09:10] No, I fucked it in

[04:09:12] I feel like I was on the floor forever.

[04:09:19] You all like the Xbox or PlayStation?

[04:09:27] I like Chibli.

[04:09:30] Really, like me?

[04:09:32] Thank you.

[04:09:33] Okay.

[04:09:34] See now Justin, now we have a problem.

[04:09:36] That was for Ricky.

[04:09:37] Yes, that was for Ricky.

[04:09:38] But it hit me, so now I have to hit you.

[04:09:40] No, you don't.

[04:09:41] taking my sweet time on my shot.

[04:09:43] I got it.

[04:09:44] Ghibli, you gotta invent your own Uya, dog.

[04:09:47] Why do people keep shooting me when I'm shooting?

[04:09:49] You shot me last time!

[04:09:50] So why did they shoot you?

[04:09:53] What are you not understanding?

[04:09:55] What?

[04:09:56] And now I gotta shoot Ricky.

[04:09:58] Ricky and Justin are still on the list.

[04:10:00] Uh, got them on the list.

[04:10:04] It's called tit for tat.

[04:10:05] It was a university study proved it was the optimal strategy.

[04:10:08] car there by the way no why would you blow me off okay I blew up Ricky

[04:10:14] you take down the whole world with you no no you got it you got a point there

[04:10:24] you got a golf cart I'm on thanks a lot oh that's crazy thanks a lot thanks a

[04:10:34] your golf cart. Oh my God.

[04:10:39] Oh,

[04:10:41] fucking annoying. Come in. Kill. Kill. Ryan, please.

[04:10:48] Literally shot rocking launcher on the last place. This is literally

[04:10:52] briefing. That's that's insane. That's insane.

[04:10:58] That is that's you shot me. So I have to shoot you.

[04:11:02] I'm not bad in this situation!

[04:11:04] You shot me!

[04:11:06] No, I didn't!

[04:11:08] You got the last shot of me, bro!

[04:11:10] Mimbo, we were up there and I was all the way at the back,

[04:11:12] and you're like, you shot me, so I shot you.

[04:11:14] I'm shooting you back, now you go to shoot me!

[04:11:16] But now I have to ruin your game!

[04:11:18] Do you see what you've done?

[04:11:20] Oh, you think you have the ability to ruin my game,

[04:11:22] but I'm not going to ruin your game!

[04:11:24] Oh my god!

[04:11:26] You can do that, yeah, just in the mindset, bro.

[04:11:28] I got shooters in every corner of the world, bro.

[04:11:30] Yeah, we can try it please. Yeah, that's one of my shooters back there to Ricky get him

[04:11:36] Yes, sir. Oh my god

[04:11:42] Busted into my room in the head. I don't fuck that night. Are you a jump?

[04:11:49] How the fuck that I just say like well, we're focused on everybody's focusing on you tell on me

[04:11:54] I'm

[04:11:55] For years ahead by 140 points on the third hole. Yeah, I know he needs to die and he's dodging all my moves because his computer's malware

[04:12:00] You shot me with a gun when I was in the air

[04:12:03] So I got hot paint you go on my side and we can't trust him

[04:12:11] What the fuck you need to die we get missed

[04:12:16] Oh fuck, how are you operating dead?

[04:12:20] No be deceased

[04:12:22] I'm gonna fucking go crazy. Hit him with that car. Hit him with the car and then keep running him over.

[04:12:35] Well this just sucks. My ball's there. This just sucks. I agree.

[04:12:39] Oh they're going to nobody!

[04:12:42] No, no.

[04:12:49] I'm gonna go nuts.

[04:12:52] I've been your friend this whole time, kiddie. I've never hurt you.

[04:12:54] I'm trying to find a pole, bro!

[04:12:56] That's gonna be nice!

[04:12:57] Ok, cool. That's a fine effect.

[04:12:58] Oh, my god.

[04:12:59] Oh, my god.

[04:13:00] Alright, man.

[04:13:01] Alright, man.

[04:13:02] Good shot!

[04:13:03] Oh, man.

[04:13:04] Look at that!

[04:13:05] That was a ruculous horse.

[04:13:06] Bro, that's me!

[04:13:07] Who is that?

[04:13:08] Who is that?

[04:13:09] Who is that?

[04:13:10] Who is that?

[04:13:11] Who is that?

[04:13:12] Who is that?

[04:13:13] Who is that?

[04:13:14] Who is that?

[04:13:15] Who is that?

[04:13:16] Who is that?

[04:13:17] Who is that?

[04:13:18] Who is that?

[04:13:19] Who is that?

[04:13:20] Who is that?

[04:13:21] Guys, look at the scoreboard I'm begging you.

[04:13:24] Oh hell yeah.

[04:13:26] I'm begging!

[04:13:27] I'm begging you!

[04:13:29] She knows, she knows.

[04:13:34] Oh and he's slipping. He's sipping the serve.

[04:13:37] He's sipping the flirt.

[04:13:40] Slipping the flirt, sipping the scoreboard.

[04:13:46] Just a little kiss. Just a little kiss on every post.

[04:13:50] that takes

[04:13:55] Chip please overshot that one

[04:14:03] Good shot buddy, I'm trying to get that I was trying to get the timer as quick as possible to fuck it

[04:14:08] I

[04:14:15] Did you fell in the hole before he did

[04:14:18] All right

[04:14:21] Oh

[04:14:23] Hit him. I'm not gonna make it man. Well, thank you

[04:14:29] What the hell do you guys get there so fast jump tech

[04:14:38] Oh no, you're doing a little dancing right here in your fucking face huh?

[04:14:42] Oh no Ricky

[04:14:43] Check this out, check this out

[04:14:46] There are shoots by Paul

[04:14:48] Paul, you should be here

[04:14:49] Paul, you should be here

[04:14:50] Where did my Paul go?

[04:14:52] Paul, Paul was moving!

[04:14:56] Guys, we have to stop, we have to actually stop

[04:14:59] Paul, you're not using your killer Paul

[04:15:05] I did get to survive an orbital strike

[04:15:07] I

[04:15:15] I'm sorry I wasn't for you

[04:15:19] What the hell if you have the car bro, I'm fucking I'm an airing go right now

[04:15:25] Get out of my car bro. Oh

[04:15:31] Shit actually

[04:16:07] Oh

[04:16:09] No, no my mouse is fucked up. No my mouse is fucked up. Oh, I also am acting. It would be nice

[04:16:15] What the fuck what the fuck what the fuck me whoever orbital

[04:16:27] I'm sorry, who put who put this tree here

[04:16:32] Who the fuck who did this I was Ricky I

[04:16:37] Oh, I didn't know you'd get in with me.

[04:16:41] Yeah!

[04:16:42] No, no, no!

[04:16:43] You fucker, you fucker, you fucking, you suck, man.

[04:16:47] Yeah, you're gonna be sorry, pal.

[04:16:48] I told you.

[04:16:49] Thank you.

[04:16:50] No!

[04:16:51] My ball was going in!

[04:16:52] Yeah, I'll say it again.

[04:16:53] Oh my god, that sent me so far.

[04:16:54] No!

[04:16:55] Oh my god, that sent me so far.

[04:17:05] Oh my god.

[04:17:11] Something bad's gonna happen.

[04:17:16] Something bad's gonna happen.

[04:17:21] Oh

[04:17:31] And it's gonna be impressive

[04:17:45] You can do to do stop me you stop me as much as you could

[04:17:51] There's a penalty shot

[04:17:54] Ghibli that was insane whoa that was cool wasn't it I beat my ball. Oh my god. That was bullshit. I was at it, dude

[04:18:11] All right, where's my ball?

[04:18:15] That's right here. I'm sorry

[04:18:17] what the fuck miss me miss me miss me nigger kiss me

[04:18:25] what the fuck i give it to you what the hell yeah i can hit my ball with the

[04:18:30] ball with the golf cart yeah you always did i sent it forward yeah that's fine

[04:18:38] that's fine well you dumped the jalapeno i put it in the sink and it all

[04:18:45] bounce

[04:18:52] no it's rolling off the bat

[04:18:57] he said that was a clean shot

[04:18:59] goodbye ball

[04:19:04] no now the freaking squad is him in

[04:19:08] oh god oh god oh god ah ah

[04:19:11] Ah, I'm not gonna worry. Can you get this fucking car out of the way?

[04:19:16] No

[04:19:21] Into the penalty stroke

[04:19:25] My ball was literally there

[04:19:34] We just good oh my god, it went so hard. Oh

[04:19:39] Oh that almost got injured.

[04:19:42] Fuck my life.

[04:19:44] I think Holyfuck me there.

[04:19:51] It's Corso alive?

[04:19:56] Or am I just lost?

[04:20:00] He's bleeding both.

[04:20:01] I'll take a 5th then.

[04:20:02] Oh.

[04:20:03] Damn, I'm struggling.

[04:20:04] Stop me.

[04:20:05] Ohhhhhhhh

[04:20:07] Hey my sh**

[04:20:09] You got me! You got me!

[04:20:10] After all that look we still have to stop you which is the craziest part

[04:20:14] That is crazy

[04:20:17] Oh my God there's a whole month on potential

[04:20:19] There's a whole month on potential it's like

[04:20:21] Alright nobody, nobody f**k with anybody this

[04:20:25] So there's not the line

[04:20:28] I think there is a rolling

[04:20:35] The attraction is kind of bad.

[04:20:37] Oh my gosh.

[04:20:38] It's all about fellas.

[04:20:39] Yes!

[04:20:40] It's on!

[04:20:41] Oh my computer!

[04:20:42] Leave it alone!

[04:20:43] You're not getting any Bitcoin off of me!

[04:20:45] T-Corey!

[04:20:46] What's going on here?

[04:20:48] I'm really sure you're going to drive us off.

[04:20:50] That's why I got out.

[04:20:51] Yeah, I really thought you were driving us off a cliff.

[04:20:53] No shot.

[04:20:54] I trust you with my life, man.

[04:20:55] Just know that.

[04:20:57] Don't ever say those words to Ryan.

[04:21:04] gentlemen's hole

[04:21:08] I've lost your ball, girl

[04:21:10] Come on man, I'm kissing the pack

[04:21:12] No, I'm not kissing the pack

[04:21:14] I'm kissing the ram

[04:21:16] There we go

[04:21:20] I think everybody else is in, right?

[04:21:22] Don't set the quarry

[04:21:24] I could have caught quarry, but I got fourth

[04:21:26] because everyone was near me

[04:21:28] You have a skull above your head, Ryan

[04:21:30] because of how much you've been fucking

[04:21:32] I had to try to stop Cory from scoring because he's in first.

[04:21:36] He went after all of this.

[04:21:40] I think he's officially cooked now.

[04:21:43] No, he's still in first place.

[04:21:46] Yeah, but like a lot.

[04:21:48] First?

[04:21:50] Poor performance, no offense, Cory.

[04:21:52] I was so close to him, but I got first there or second.

[04:21:57] His hole in one is like so...

[04:22:00] It's carrying it.

[04:22:10] Don't hit me.

[04:22:11] Oh, you're not sorry.

[04:22:12] What?

[04:22:13] I thought you were sorry.

[04:22:14] What?

[04:22:15] I got a penalty stroke.

[04:22:16] Commandingly, hold on.

[04:22:17] I think he deserved it.

[04:22:18] Don't throw this.

[04:22:20] Wow.

[04:22:21] You guys have any use of this?

[04:22:22] Gory's gone.

[04:22:23] He's on a golf cart.

[04:22:24] He's leaving.

[04:22:25] Rick, you don't.

[04:22:27] Why would you do that?

[04:22:29] Oh my god, holy fuck holy shit Ricky. Oh my god. I think you fucked us off. What the hell?

[04:22:39] You did absolutely fuck us all. I keep getting penalty shots. I'm a damn Michael Jordan of

[04:22:45] baseball of golf. Holy shit. Oh my god. Yeah, I'm never getting there. Oh my god my god.

[04:22:54] Speed boost? Speed boost? But now I have to kill you and we're both gonna lose. No,

[04:22:59] No, no, no, no.

[04:23:00] You don't have to.

[04:23:02] Because I'll just shoot you again on this.

[04:23:03] Well, what the fuck was that for?

[04:23:04] Bro, we have to try to get to the hole.

[04:23:06] Go burn your youth.

[04:23:07] I'm not even able to do it.

[04:23:08] I'm trying to get to the gun.

[04:23:09] I'm fucked.

[04:23:10] You're dead.

[04:23:11] I'm dead.

[04:23:11] Fuck you.

[04:23:12] Do anything.

[04:23:12] I didn't even do anything to you.

[04:23:15] I wasn't even able to do the second time.

[04:23:16] There's one.

[04:23:17] You should have.

[04:23:17] There's only Miss Jelly this year.

[04:23:19] This is you.

[04:23:20] Oh!

[04:23:20] No!

[04:23:21] You should have.

[04:23:22] Don't be a fuck.

[04:23:24] I only hit you with one shot.

[04:23:25] and Corey still is with. Oh my god. What are you guys? What are you guys doing? What are you doing?

[04:23:35] No, yeah, you've got something going on. You have to kill the guy. It can't be any simpler.

[04:23:41] You have to kill the guy in first. He was already gone. You didn't get it in there.

[04:23:49] Oh, that was just what he was trying to do to me there, man.

[04:23:52] Should be, that was insane.

[04:23:53] Oh my god.

[04:23:55] Oh my god.

[04:23:55] No problem.

[04:23:56] Shit, that wasn't though.

[04:23:59] Why don't I have a screen shot?

[04:24:01] Oh, I fully have that.

[04:24:02] Rocket boots.

[04:24:06] All right, now I got plenty of time.

[04:24:13] Guys, the op is coming up behind you.

[04:24:15] Be careful.

[04:24:16] I wasn't even trying to do that, should we?

[04:24:18] Ow!

[04:24:19] Is it gonna roll off?

[04:24:22] Oh, it's rolling off.

[04:24:26] Are you f**k off?

[04:24:30] You got me.

[04:24:33] And who got you?

[04:24:34] Oh my god, I can't finish.

[04:24:38] Oh my god.

[04:24:40] No, I hit a ball!

[04:24:44] I'm in first because of my insane chip in yeah that was crazy and the fact that like everyone

[04:24:54] just targets yeah yeah yeah man whatever the only hope we have is we we have to stop him

[04:25:01] from scoring and score ourselves I'm not in first anymore I have to get up to two

[04:25:07] two people then is the last hole is not it's the last place in grieving for it's

[04:25:22] It's not great, I think the only way I can catch up is to get people to not finish the hole!

[04:25:25] You can't catch up here, you idiot!

[04:25:27] I don't even know if you're going to play in the game!

[04:25:31] Ricky did go from like fifth to first.

[04:25:33] Everybody else, just...

[04:25:35] And you have to face it!

[04:25:36] You're the place!

[04:25:37] All of the rest is attacking!

[04:25:41] Even if they're down by 200 points, everybody else will sell out a chance to win just to win a hole.

[04:25:48] hole. Somebody's got to stay around and make sure the leader can't finish the hole.

[04:25:52] The only way to catch up from a huge gap is to make sure the leader doesn't finish the

[04:26:05] hole.

[04:26:06] And it's a first round guys. We're all new people. New season. New season.

[04:26:14] Dips, dips. Oh.

[04:26:20] It's a new season, but NL's kind of the Boston Robb of this season where he just keeps coming back and he gets more and more evil.

[04:26:29] I agree. I missed. That would have been such a cool...

[04:26:32] I

[04:26:34] Purposely didn't hit you then you steal my car. I'll remember this

[04:26:40] Okay, okay knockout ratios you mother fucker knockout issues a shit

[04:26:45] Ricky's idea by the way, I just want to make your knowledge

[04:26:54] Am I sick I don't fuck

[04:26:56] That's good, that's good, oh my god, I just suck it so hard bro.

[04:27:07] That's golf baby.

[04:27:09] Alright Kate, you and I'm pointing at golf baby?

[04:27:14] Oh son of a bitch.

[04:27:16] What the fuck?

[04:27:18] I wasn't on fucking plate!

[04:27:21] I wasn't on fucking plate!

[04:27:24] we got a fucking game. Oh my god. Oh my god. I thought I thought you made me. No, I love

[04:27:33] you. Watch this guys. That's my go. That's my go. That's in. Oh, that was clean. That

[04:27:42] was really clean. Yeah. Oh, that was chib in. That was chib in. The chib in.

[04:27:54] are you guys mad at me yeah yes but for other you bye oh my god how many

[04:28:08] cards do you have that's my role okay and this touch me I won't touch you okay

[04:28:24] Love that I just shut it out of bounds

[04:28:31] Yes, and you killed me right as I made the jump across

[04:28:40] No a coffee isn't enough

[04:28:44] Okay, my guy

[04:28:46] Didn't do the spring boots

[04:28:48] You didn't do the springboots!

[04:28:52] Kate is my enemy.

[04:28:54] What? What did I do? What did I do?

[04:28:56] What happened to you this time?

[04:28:58] You! You attacked me!

[04:29:00] So we're having fun.

[04:29:02] You are my enemy.

[04:29:04] I use my free-range enemies.

[04:29:06] What the fuck?

[04:29:10] I'm so fucking mad right now.

[04:29:12] That was like an inch from going in.

[04:29:14] I have nothing.

[04:29:16] No, no, no.

[04:29:18] I have nothing.

[04:29:20] No!

[04:29:21] Please!

[04:29:24] Please, guys!

[04:29:25] Please, please!

[04:29:27] Oh my god.

[04:29:28] Oh my god.

[04:29:29] Oh no!

[04:29:30] Oh no!

[04:29:31] No!

[04:29:32] I'm in, I'm in, I'm in!

[04:29:33] Enough coffee!

[04:29:34] I'm in, I'm in!

[04:29:35] I'm in, I'm in!

[04:29:36] Can I rock that down?

[04:29:37] Oh my god!

[04:29:38] Oh no!

[04:29:39] Not enough power.

[04:29:40] They wouldn't give me an item to get past again!

[04:29:43] Oh, you got the poster!

[04:29:46] The last second and it was over time

[04:29:52] You know what? Say you're right Ryan is a very quiet right now

[04:30:03] Okay guys Ryan's in first Ryan's in first

[04:30:07] Easy for you to say I was I wasn't gonna point it out

[04:30:09] I thought it was cuz he felt guilty for all the crimes. You know what juice you take the item all

[04:30:14] I'll get killed by Ricky instead.

[04:30:17] I appreciate that.

[04:30:18] If you're going to shot me out of the car, I took it.

[04:30:23] You're on the go, that one's going to stay.

[04:30:29] Ricky, Peacock with the Nike's dude.

[04:30:37] Ricky's going crazy.

[04:30:38] I could have believed I got the damn pumped up kicks.

[04:30:41] What happened to my ball? Why is it way back there?

[04:30:44] Maybe you shot it with a rocket launcher when you tried to kill me.

[04:30:47] Well somebody got to stop the first one.

[04:30:52] You have a spawner that won't use the non-stop platform.

[04:30:55] I tried to stop it so hard.

[04:30:59] Yeah, you wish, pal. You wish.

[04:31:01] Oh my ball is so far away! What the fuck?

[04:31:02] Why did my ball scream out this way? What the fuck?

[04:31:07] That shit's squeebin.

[04:31:11] Watch this.

[04:31:12] Oh, I'm on the mushroom, bitch.

[04:31:14] I think I thought the hole was my ball.

[04:31:20] I had that probably on.

[04:31:21] You see that shit?

[04:31:22] Wow!

[04:31:29] Unnecessary.

[04:31:31] This is a bad spot for my ball to be on.

[04:31:34] Oh my god unless you don't get that was a sick done

[04:31:46] Or not to take pictures of the Eiffel Tower

[04:31:53] What I don't know man sounds it sounds legit

[04:31:57] Have you been in have you been like in the hole for so long you're reading the news now?

[04:32:00] What's going on? Yeah, I'm in my emails

[04:32:04] Don't take pictures of the apple tower

[04:32:06] I see you also have time

[04:32:08] I see you also have time

[04:32:10] I have time 992

[04:32:12] Don't take pictures of the apple tower

[04:32:14] It's illegal

[04:32:16] I can't believe it

[04:32:18] I can't believe it

[04:32:20] I can't believe it

[04:32:22] I just sent it down man

[04:32:24] I just sent it down man

[04:32:26] It wasn't personal

[04:32:28] Holy shit

[04:32:30] Holy shit

[04:32:32] I

[04:32:38] Me straight up

[04:32:42] Plugging Ryan's is running away with it. Let me get some all-weather tires on this thing now

[04:32:46] Yeah, he's so quiet. He's playing golf by himself up here. No one's

[04:32:53] Okay, good orbital strike on me what do you orbital strike the hole, bro

[04:32:59] And now he's getting

[04:33:02] I did this to lead him, which was awesome.

[04:33:09] Oh, that's his play.

[04:33:11] That's brutal, man.

[04:33:14] But you can't do another stage.

[04:33:17] Why would you do that?

[04:33:19] I'm the last player!

[04:33:21] We're fighting for the last stage!

[04:33:23] I've been one of us.

[04:33:26] Oh.

[04:33:28] I don't understand why everyone's so mad at me, man.

[04:33:31] You're second place that you're the last place?

[04:33:36] You guys gotta stop Ricky, Ricky's got nine kills.

[04:33:39] I'm trying to piss Kate off enough so Ryan's life is hell after the stream.

[04:33:43] Oh damn, not again.

[04:33:44] Oh shit, that's good tech.

[04:33:45] That's not a good tech.

[04:33:46] Okay, alright, alright.

[04:33:47] That's for suggesting my wife's feelings can be affected by a video game.

[04:34:00] simping for his own life can't say that I've been told you can't say that I'm

[04:34:16] already lost plays Ricky I got nothing to lose my Saturday didn't work I only

[04:34:24] once oh come on I just I just I just take out first place this is the treatment

[04:34:31] I get who just show me wait up you hop in and I fucking all right hold on my

[04:34:37] balls here the court me this is my time I knew it all the New Zealand

[04:34:41] 3 second

[04:34:43] The New Zealand corn

[04:34:45] Yeah dude

[04:34:47] A bunch of hobbit shit

[04:34:49] Okay, whoa

[04:34:51] They didn't have to bring that bit up

[04:34:53] That's fine

[04:34:59] I feel like we've established a connection

[04:35:01] Now you don't hit me

[04:35:03] We have one common enemy

[04:35:05] What the fuck man

[04:35:07] No, no, no

[04:35:09] Oh

[04:35:11] Ryan Gary is his name

[04:35:13] I agree with this kid

[04:35:15] You fucker

[04:35:17] That's unfortunate

[04:35:21] I'm gonna move my car

[04:35:23] I'm never making it

[04:35:25] There's never any cars still

[04:35:27] Dude I'm gonna make it

[04:35:29] Someone hit it with a ball

[04:35:31] I'm actually united probably

[04:35:33] Justin why are you so far back

[04:35:35] Because I got fucked

[04:35:37] I got fucked by all the assholes in this one of you.

[04:35:46] I'm, I'm, I'm letting Diane win.

[04:35:48] I'm, I'm breathing down.

[04:35:49] Zero.

[04:35:50] That was, that was not a putt.

[04:35:51] That was not a putt at all.

[04:35:53] Did that hit you?

[04:35:54] Yeah, that's my fault though.

[04:35:55] I walked into it.

[04:35:56] Oh, okay.

[04:35:57] We're gonna be locked in.

[04:36:00] We're gonna buy a house together.

[04:36:02] All of us.

[04:36:03] and

[04:36:12] now you're all going to motherfucking pay

[04:36:16] jib and not me though

[04:36:19] you were the reason I was back there to begin with just to just me

[04:36:23] you knocked me into the water and respawned me at the very start of the game

[04:36:27] you're right

[04:36:27] and then someone put me in the water after I forget which is bullshit because I stopped here

[04:36:32] I don't want to be in the escape menu.

[04:36:36] Sorry, I'm actually concerned for you.

[04:36:39] Yes, oh my.

[04:36:41] What in the- oh yeah, my first, that's right.

[04:36:44] Fair enough.

[04:36:46] Dude, hit the goddamn Scooby, bro. Did you hear that?

[04:36:49] Yeah, I'm getting a little sneaky.

[04:36:54] Did everyone have a solid chance of trying to get this awesome chib in, bro?

[04:36:57] Don't do it.

[04:36:58] Oh, I'm putting! What the hell?

[04:37:02] I fucked it too much sauce on the on the beans

[04:37:09] That's just going nowhere

[04:37:12] Driving pretty good

[04:37:22] Oh it blasted my fucking ball past the hole

[04:37:28] I did it up there so fast. I was sick

[04:37:30] Oh, it's pretty good Ricky. That was crazy. I got the movement tech. I'm CS

[04:37:36] surfing. Oh, what a lovely momo. No, no, no.

[04:37:48] My empire. My empire of dirt.

[04:38:00] He started getting him before the ball went in.

[04:38:04] Alright, he's gonna die.

[04:38:06] That was in a freak-off shot, man.

[04:38:09] How are the cons of that they're like,

[04:38:10] they were still solo?

[04:38:12] Why, why is it solo?

[04:38:14] I'm still solo, I'm still solo.

[04:38:22] Now, the real question is,

[04:38:23] was core recording the real song,

[04:38:24] or the Han Solo cover?

[04:38:26] Han Solo.

[04:38:27] Yeah, yeah, that makes sense.

[04:38:30] still got me, still got me, oh my god, nothing personal, why justin, I just want to hit ball,

[04:38:43] No

[04:38:54] Yes

[04:39:02] Guys I was 0.33 K.D. R. I know

[04:39:08] I was 0.31 K.D. R.

[04:39:13] Been knocking you out of the mat, bro

[04:39:21] Running across the sand was a bad mistake, I think it takes a bit

[04:39:27] It's usually I mean the speed boost I need to speed boost and the car wouldn't hurt either

[04:39:39] Just that's pretty good shot

[04:39:43] I

[04:39:55] Chimp it in I'm chimpin

[04:40:01] Drive dude freaking drive

[04:40:07] Come on come on

[04:40:13] Why is it literally double my score?

[04:40:20] I'm still so far from this one, you need that sick chip.

[04:40:31] Harry

[04:40:32] You're plus 15 on shots, is that bad?

[04:40:40] One, four, three, two, one.

[04:40:45] Oh, that's a shot.

[04:40:47] 99 you're yanking, dude.

[04:40:49] Ha ha ha.

[04:40:51] OK.

[04:40:52] I just hit the rocket jump.

[04:40:55] I don't know if it helped me at all.

[04:40:58] Ricky.

[04:41:03] Whoa, Ricky!

[04:41:04] Watch the clock.

[04:41:05] Ricky's going crazy.

[04:41:08] Ryan and I had the same idea

[04:41:11] Really you guys weren't this hill?

[04:41:14] What be bricks? You're gonna kill it nasty

[04:41:16] HAHAHAHAHA

[04:41:17] Be bald be bald

[04:41:19] Well, I know it's my idea. That is God's cruel plan, I think oh my god, I've been post my ball. I

[04:41:28] Was so focused on murder. Fair enough fair enough

[04:41:32] Okay, okay. Well, that's horrible for Ricky watch his drive

[04:41:38] I

[04:41:43] Know my bowl is

[04:41:46] I get this crazy chip

[04:41:54] Don't touch me someone's got a kill ride you

[04:42:00] Should all die

[04:42:02] Watch this. Oh. Oh. Oh. Wow. That was really cool.

[04:42:07] That was really bad board. And it's out of bounds. Come on.

[04:42:12] Holy cow. Wow.

[04:42:17] The dunkler. You're on the putt. Dude, why am I still so alive?

[04:42:22] I've been in first place. How does that make any sense?

[04:42:27] It's like ever, ever not finishing a whole puts you in a really tough spot.

[04:42:32] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[04:42:34] Only one more hole for Ryan to die.

[04:42:36] Well, I would have gotten, that would have been making the 5-20, but I finished first twice.

[04:42:43] I don't think we could let Ryan finish this hole in this one.

[04:42:46] Five, four, three, four.

[04:42:48] But you could, you know what, you could want to win.

[04:42:50] I'll be okay.

[04:42:51] I'm not.

[04:42:52] Bye!

[04:42:53] Oh

[04:42:55] Top of the mines. Oh

[04:42:58] Fucking hell. How'd they even get there dude? It spawns there

[04:43:03] Really? Oh my god, it was mines and all the fucking buggies. Yeah, okay. All right

[04:43:09] Okay

[04:43:11] Is there a shortcut? Hey

[04:43:16] Is this the shortcut? Oh

[04:43:23] I think I just sunk it in the sink.

[04:43:30] Chip it in.

[04:43:32] I need to speed boost.

[04:43:33] Boost, boost, boost.

[04:43:34] Did that blow my pole out?

[04:43:37] Oh my fucking god.

[04:43:40] Cory just boring my ass.

[04:43:42] Get past!

[04:43:43] Oh no.

[04:43:44] Oh no.

[04:43:45] Yes!

[04:43:49] Oh no!

[04:43:50] No!

[04:43:52] No brother!

[04:43:55] He's won.

[04:43:57] If I have a concern, it seems like the winner is just whoever gets the best chip-ins, bro.

[04:44:04] That is?

[04:44:05] I had the sickest chip-in of this game, fuck you.

[04:44:07] Yeah, but I had two.

[04:44:09] Whatever.

[04:44:45] Oh, I see you!

[04:44:47] Yeah, that works.

[04:44:49] You should just scream until you're like, meant to be a hundred years old.

[04:44:53] I didn't say meant to be ill. You'll never die.

[04:44:55] Well, he'll wait.

[04:44:57] Yeah, big time.

[04:45:01] Sorry.

[04:45:02] This isn't because of you. It's because the ball's there, and I need to hit it.

[04:45:05] And watch how this one see the violence of a whole orchestra of carnage erupts.

[04:45:15] Here it comes!

[04:45:20] Bro thinks the orchestra grows from a seed.

[04:45:22] I know, it's a bit of a mixed bed for you.

[04:45:27] You saved my life.

[04:45:31] Oh my god!

[04:45:35] No! My aim!

[04:45:38] I'm so pissed off, fucking hell.

[04:45:40] That was literally not even me, that was an air horn.

[04:45:43] I hate this fucking game, I hate you piece of shit.

[04:46:07] That was a thousand years ago!

[04:46:09] Oh this one!

[04:46:11] Oh man, you're right.

[04:46:13] Why one?

[04:46:15] Cory is winning.

[04:46:19] Cory got sub-Burger King Crown.

[04:46:23] It is kind of the Burger King Crown.

[04:46:27] Nice freaking shot, Ghibli, we love you.

[04:46:31] Into the spring boots.

[04:46:33] Into the dive!

[04:46:35] I got a coffee up this

[04:46:42] Heldestroke what the fuck

[04:46:51] I didn't mean for that to hit you

[04:46:57] I didn't mean for it to hit you

[04:47:02] It was just the way my ball go.

[04:47:12] That goes in.

[04:47:23] I'm in.

[04:47:24] Oh, I laid the ball!

[04:47:25] You're both in each other!

[04:47:26] Hit my ball away!

[04:47:27] It was going in!

[04:47:30] Yeah, but you hit mine away.

[04:47:31] And mine was going in.

[04:47:32] Fucking truck.

[04:47:33] Fucking truck.

[04:47:34] Fuck, Corey truck.

[04:47:37] Come on, get in.

[04:47:38] Go in.

[04:47:39] Chip in.

[04:47:39] Wait, you said you gave me another option.

[04:47:41] You did perfect.

[04:47:42] Oh!

[04:47:42] Oh my god.

[04:47:43] Let's go.

[04:47:43] OK.

[04:47:44] I mean, I got third, but it was a second.

[04:47:45] It was a chip.

[04:47:46] Perfect.

[04:47:47] Give in.

[04:47:48] Why am I dead?

[04:47:50] Because you fuckers are standing in front of me.

[04:47:52] I didn't get a slow long putt and then position myself right between Cory's ball and the hole just uh, just to fuck with him a little

[04:48:02] Fuckin' him going

[04:48:06] Oh Ricky, he's just playing on him

[04:48:08] He did not come in

[04:48:10] Oh my god, I was just getting items, I thought I was lost, Ricky's still here

[04:48:18] No shot, he's over farming

[04:48:22] Yeah, I can freaking put bro I can put this guy knows ball

[04:48:34] I think my heart's gonna die today

[04:48:52] Classic, classic!

[04:48:56] There's no way you got that shoes on that!

[04:49:00] I got shoes.

[04:49:08] Oh fuck.

[04:49:09] Ghibli, Ghibli, I'm fit.

[04:49:11] I just gotta protect my back.

[04:49:13] I got nothing.

[04:49:18] Ghibli, wonderful.

[04:49:50] Oh my god.

[04:49:52] I'm sorry.

[04:49:54] You take those.

[04:49:56] Oh my god.

[04:49:58] Why am I fixed, Kat?

[04:50:00] Why am I fixed?

[04:50:02] Literally finished third.

[04:50:04] Fourth.

[04:50:06] That's all right.

[04:50:08] That was an eco round.

[04:50:12] And I have no eyes.

[04:50:14] I believe you're going to hold on one this if you line it up really good, I agree, I agree.

[04:50:23] You get more points if you get like birdie.

[04:50:31] Take us to the address then.

[04:50:33] I'm taking.

[04:50:34] Oh my gosh, you drove off so I jumped out the hell.

[04:50:38] Yeah you should have faith in me.

[04:50:39] You should have faith in me.

[04:50:40] I don't have faith.

[04:50:41] I don't have faith.

[04:50:42] I don't have faith.

[04:50:43] I'm going to try it so you don't even know about it so...

[04:50:49] Whoever put mines on the bridge is a crazy asshole.

[04:50:52] What the fuck?

[04:50:53] Thank you.

[04:50:54] Yes!

[04:50:55] No!

[04:50:56] I wasn't fucking!

[04:50:57] Oh, I was also not putting...

[04:50:58] I was also not putting it!

[04:50:59] Let's go jump in the hole!

[04:51:00] Let's go jump in the hole!

[04:51:01] Let's go jump in the hole!

[04:51:02] No!

[04:51:03] No, I wasn't fucking!

[04:51:06] Oh, I was also not putting it. I was also not putting it.

[04:51:11] Let's go jump in the hall! Let's go jump in the hall!

[04:51:14] Look at it! Second place in a fifth!

[04:51:17] What the hell?

[04:51:18] Hit the strat, hit the strat, Ricky.

[04:51:22] Keep the...

[04:51:23] Their count also matters a lot.

[04:51:28] Like an eagle or an albatross is like 30 points or something.

[04:51:33] Oh my god, I'm pulling it in the midst.

[04:51:35] This is the first time I've ever had it.

[04:51:36] 40?

[04:51:37] You're still in the middle.

[04:51:38] Yeah, it's all in the end.

[04:51:39] Plus, I need this.

[04:51:40] I need to contest them.

[04:51:41] You've got seven knockouts.

[04:51:42] That's insane.

[04:51:44] I need this.

[04:51:45] Bro, is the knockout game champion?

[04:51:47] Four.

[04:51:48] Man.

[04:51:49] Two.

[04:51:50] Two.

[04:51:51] One.

[04:51:52] Okay.

[04:51:53] Or not.

[04:51:54] Excuse me?

[04:51:55] I need the item.

[04:51:56] Excuse me?

[04:51:57] I need the item.

[04:51:58] Excuse me?

[04:51:59] I need the item.

[04:52:00] Excuse me?

[04:52:01] I need an item to you know what that

[04:52:07] that game is boot gang boot gang come on man we're all just playing such a clean

[04:52:16] game right my god alright that's going that's going in the damn water as in

[04:52:20] drink. Oh my god I may have saved you a fucking ball. Thank you Corey. Oh my god.

[04:52:33] No, no I'm fucking not okay. I'm not the fuck okay. I'm not fucking okay.

[04:52:39] Oh my fucking god I'm so pissed off. I'm gonna go insane. I'm gonna go insane.

[04:52:44] What the fuck have I done?

[04:52:46] I'm putting.

[04:52:48] I'm apparently putting.

[04:52:50] Fuck everyone.

[04:52:52] I hope everyone has the worst day of the run.

[04:52:54] I aimed at you. I aimed at you because you were standing right at the hole.

[04:52:58] I hate everyone.

[04:53:00] I hate everyone on Earth.

[04:53:02] Mostly you all though.

[04:53:04] Oh no.

[04:53:06] I'm going to go nuts.

[04:53:08] I'm going to go nuts.

[04:53:10] No.

[04:53:12] I love you.

[04:53:14] I'm the first of 5th.

[04:53:16] Yes and we love you.

[04:53:18] Alright, fuck it.

[04:53:20] Chigley and Caterin first though.

[04:53:22] No, no, no, no.

[04:53:24] We're gonna take him out. We're gonna take him out.

[04:53:26] Just pictures bro.

[04:53:28] Just pictures.

[04:53:30] My calcium bed on Justin's 42nd birthday

[04:53:32] is gonna go fucking crazy.

[04:53:34] Crazy.

[04:53:36] Okay. I mean that's a nice to say though.

[04:53:38] Who the fuck, who the fuck feel that be funny?

[04:53:40] be funny. Oh, I was trying to kill Ryan, man.

[04:53:50] It's you and you and Chibli are the ones we need to stop.

[04:53:53] No, we don't.

[04:53:54] Oh, Ryan, you are.

[04:53:58] OK, all right. OK.

[04:54:04] Well, I'm out of this one.

[04:54:05] You probably be fine.

[04:54:07] I think my ball made it.

[04:54:09] I'm out of this line.

[04:54:13] No, not off the edge, not off the edge.

[04:54:18] Then I might have the largest radius of all fucking time.

[04:54:23] Anyone else here that crazy accent for you just hit.

[04:54:26] Yeah, I did say.

[04:54:27] I know that.

[04:54:30] Oh, my God.

[04:54:31] Out of bounds.

[04:54:31] Tech, let's fucking go.

[04:54:33] Let's go.

[04:54:35] That's OK.

[04:54:36] But only.

[04:54:38] Oh my god, that was sick.

[04:54:39] It will not be in my dreams tonight.

[04:54:47] Whoa!

[04:54:48] We could have, we could have done something together.

[04:54:50] Why are there so many mines?

[04:54:55] I've looted like five mines this round.

[04:55:01] Can I actually help me?

[04:55:02] Thank you.

[04:55:04] Thank you.

[04:55:05] Thank you.

[04:55:08] Oh

[04:55:12] This was locked in rather than

[04:55:24] Into the moon Ricky

[04:55:38] Oh

[04:55:42] What would it work, huh? Oh, Cory, what was it work?

[04:55:47] Can I say something

[04:55:50] Back to the beginning. I got I got mad. I have the most kills in my KDR is under one do some analysis and tell me what that tells you

[04:55:59] You haven't been dying it out

[04:56:01] I don't know that means

[04:56:08] What the fuck you say when you don't know what that means?

[04:56:14] He's saying you said I don't know what that means

[04:56:18] Yes, I thought you said beans

[04:56:22] No, oh my god, I'm on a generation

[04:56:28] Sorry cake

[04:56:31] We're gonna help each other Tim you and I you just shot me

[04:56:38] I

[04:56:43] Know who the fuck just air horned I will I will rip your eyebrows off

[04:56:47] Take my ball as I run I ran so far past my ball

[04:56:53] I was so determined just to kill people that I fucked myself

[04:56:57] Ghibli great shot. Ghibli. Thank you. Thank you

[04:57:04] I ran so far out of it, I was just zeroed in on hitting people

[04:57:08] Harder part it's okay. I'm gonna get this in

[04:57:12] They're coming

[04:57:16] They're coming

[04:57:19] Come the fuck

[04:57:24] Here comes my ball he's done it

[04:57:30] Good shot good shot. Whoa birdie

[04:57:33] Okay. You're not liking up here. Can I stay up here?

[04:57:39] Guys. Oh, the heck. Oh, no, no. Everyone go right. Everyone

[04:57:50] I

[04:57:56] What

[04:58:02] Wow, I need to boost my pingus, you know pingus means penis and Estonian for real fingers. Yeah, pretty funny

[04:58:15] Why why you know I do it on what grounds

[04:58:20] I'll say it

[04:58:22] Self defense

[04:58:23] What the hell, my ball is on the hill, dude

[04:58:25] Well, it was

[04:58:27] Why'd I do this?

[04:58:29] Rolling

[04:58:31] Rolling style

[04:58:45] Be careful who you make fun of in high school, watch this 150 meter chip in

[04:58:49] Oh, never mind. Dammit.

[04:58:51] Oh, this one's fucked.

[04:58:52] Fucked up.

[04:58:52] I just saw Ryan literally pull the n-right in front of me.

[04:58:54] Oh, shit.

[04:58:58] I needed this people to be out.

[04:59:05] That should have been a pud.

[04:59:15] No fashion duel, eh?

[04:59:16] What?

[04:59:18] You just pulled me back?

[04:59:20] Yes!

[04:59:22] No!

[04:59:24] Damn, they all went in.

[04:59:26] That was crazy.

[04:59:28] Justin, that was nothing to use for some reason.

[04:59:30] No, I...

[04:59:32] Bro, mother fucker.

[04:59:34] There was nothing going on.

[04:59:36] It was such a close game.

[04:59:38] This is crazy.

[04:59:40] What is happening? Why do I have a gun out?

[04:59:42] I don't have a gun out

[04:59:44] I'm mind controlling you

[04:59:46] I'm gonna make you do it

[04:59:47] Bro what is happening stop

[04:59:49] Stop

[04:59:52] Oh

[04:59:53] Oh

[04:59:54] That's messed up

[04:59:55] Always happens at the end of the day

[04:59:58] Do you let anyone like remote into your PC to try and fix something or something

[05:00:01] No never

[05:00:02] Never

[05:00:06] That's messed up

[05:00:07] That's messed up

[05:00:10] Thank you Chilly

[05:00:11] i did not mean to do that i got you i did not mean to be hitting at 60

[05:00:17] i think this goes in

[05:00:25] please go in why did it make it go soaring like crazy

[05:00:29] dude high school musical reference

[05:00:33] what the fuck you just shut that sideways

[05:00:35] I'm gonna goddamn Sam kid I don't fuck this happen

[05:00:39] I'm so mad I'm so pissed the sarlacc be like

[05:00:43] Oh nooo I'm pissed in the sand pit

[05:00:47] You positioned yourself to block me

[05:00:49] Oh my god this game sucks

[05:00:52] I'm so fucking mad

[05:00:55] Oh nooo

[05:00:57] Six people on my ball at the end there

[05:01:00] Like

[05:01:01] Are you kidding me here

[05:01:05] We'll put the mines next to all the balls!

[05:01:09] Hey!

[05:01:10] What is- what is that?

[05:01:11] You're making it over there, man.

[05:01:13] They're-

[05:01:14] Hey, hold up.

[05:01:16] I'm feeling this.

[05:01:20] What song are you listening to in your headphones?

[05:01:23] Is that the last one?

[05:01:24] I'll never win! I'll never win!

[05:01:27] Hey!

[05:01:28] Hey! WLTW is just a name!

[05:01:31] That's a good line! Fuck me so hard!

[05:01:35] Hmm?

[05:01:36] Eh...

[05:01:37] A good fucking game, I guess.

[05:01:39] It's not shit.

[05:01:41] Okay, that's hard.

[05:01:43] Good games, good games, everyone.

[05:01:44] Good gaming!

[05:01:45] Good gaming!

[05:01:46] They don't make so much money.

[05:01:47] You gotta be in your real life.

[05:01:52] And then you leave, and nobody's talking,

[05:01:54] because you're not in Discord.

[05:01:55] We don't need Discord anymore.

[05:01:56] score anymore. We can just all if this court passes their age verification

[05:02:00] we'll just get a 10,000 person super battle golf lobby going. Yes, man.

[05:02:09] Marker, super battle golf. Um, I'll send you over to my live stream. Enjoy your

[05:02:15] weekend. Enjoy the rest of your afternoon evening or morning and I

[05:02:19] will be back on Monday.

[05:02:23] Later.

[05:02:26] you