Northernlion
mark wahlberg in spire: "call me deck diggler" | !prime | Mister No Back Hair | Mister New PC
03-10-2026 · 5h 01m
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Be so fucking for real with me does anyone here work a real job does anyone here work construction
I want my country to have modern infrastructure, but cut it out with this shit.
But enough's enough boys, enough's enough. The roads are fine. The roads are fucking fine.
They've been fine for a long time, and even if they weren't fine, how long does it take to
resurface a road, man. How long does it take to resurface a road? I go down the
normal route that I take. Oh, there's construction. Turn off onto a side street.
Road closed. Someone's building a house. Turn to the left. Road closed. We're fixing
the sewers. Turn to the right. Take another detour. Oh, this alleys for local
traffic only. Turn left. Oh, we're redoing the potholes on this one. Turn
right this road's closed for construction it never ends man! It never ends!
We need the roads to be good so we can drive on them but we need the roads to actually be roads
so we can drive on them too. It's true the roads don't work ahead man the roads don't work ahead.
You ever drive through the tunnel from Ontario to Michigan, the roads immediately become shittier
when you enter America? I've never done that, but I will say it's exactly the same when you
drive south on I-5 and you cross onto the US side. When you are in the, when
you're like in Blaine, Washington, the highway is like for hours. And then
literally you'll hit 300 feet where you, you know when the Matrix 3 where they
crest over the clouds that the machines blocked out the sun? Wait, sorry I
I forgot where the bad guys the clouds that humans created to block out the sun so the machines couldn't get their solar power and
They briefly
Get to feel the warmth of our closest star on their face before they come crashing back down to our ruined earth
They do that for about
300 yards
Right around the Bellis fair mall in Bellingham and then you can cram in everything you've wanted to say to your spouse
over the intervening 90 minutes into like 15 seconds and you go Oh wow this is
really nice yeah I wonder what we should have for lunch. We get the brrrrrr and then
it's another hour and a half of that on the route to Seattle man. It's so crazy.
Bellingham hates to see this man coming.
Yeah, if he ever comes now, now.
People in Bellingham looking at a two-story building and being like, yeah, it's all well
and good, but how do you get up there?
It's all well and good.
Yeah, yeah, I see you get twice as much space on the same amount of land, but how
the hell are you ever gonna get up there man some kind of some kind of big
ladder or something like that
bug by don't be mad at me for giving the doom generation two and a half I
actually was for the first 30 minutes of it I was thinking this might be a four
or a four and a half but it just kind of lost me I mean I'm not genuinely not
trying to queer bait but I'm like let the boys kiss man let the boys kiss
It's a five? I definitely don't think it's a five for me.
They did, but then they got in trouble? Well, they did.
It does say it's a heterosexual movie at the beginning, which I appreciate as a straight man,
but also one reason why I think that the reviews for the DOOM generation are at least slightly performative
is that 90% of the reviews are literally just
Greg Araki presents a heterosexual movie.
They're literally just talking about a joke that's in the first
15 seconds of the movie.
And nobody has anything else to say about the rest of the movie.
Everybody on the website is performative but me.
It's that simple.
Tonghi Lo knows. Every opinion that's not mine is performative.
Nowhere next? I don't know, I think I might watch Breathless tomorrow. I'm gonna freak
the fuck out in the end credits when that chorus song comes on.
Go on, go on, come on, leave me, Breathless, tell me, tease me, until I can't deny this
Love, we're feeling.
You know what I'm talking about?
Guys, I had a great idea.
I recently learned about a genre called animated music videos,
or anime music videos.
We need to make one for advice to the graduates by the silver Jews.
to get this out of my head because if I don't do it, it'll just rattle around there forever. So
even if it sucks ass, I have to get it out there. So it's literally just the first stanza. So it
starts, if you've got a message, leave your name and number. And when name and number are said,
I want a picture of humongous for name and then six seven for number and then and we'll get back
And then I want the picture of the Beatles performing on top of like the apple records building
For that and then here's the punchline. Okay, we'll get back
To you. I want a fucking picture. I want the worst
year 2000 picture of you two you can fucking find like one of those black and
white pictures where like Bono's got his shirt 90% unbuttoned and the edge has
that beanie on in the goatee I'm gonna fucking it's just been rattling around
my brain we'll get back to you is a picture of you two God that could be
awesome man. What did you say anime bro silverjuice are kind of like austin texas 1996 anime
if like funimation was headquartered in richard linkedlidder's basement suite or something like that
sleep on your back and ashen your shoes always use the old sense of the word you know what i'm
I'm talking about flying Sibian class on Howard Stern airlines.
Damn, bro.
Maybe on points.
Not out of pocket, though.
Go ahead, there's a little bit out of pocket.
You shouldn't be having all the people do that shit.
But anyway, I don't know.
I guess they said it's all right.
My girlfriend was in Vancouver last night asked me for dinner recommendations
I told her Heidi loud because it's all you talk about that's so fucking crazy, bro
You just you literally lost so much aura you recommended a Chinese chain restaurant
To your girlfriend when she was out of town. That's so insane
Heidi loud got like 1300 locations worldwide man should have told her to go to kiss a tanto
We're back with slay this fire y'all. Um, I love this game
I love this game, but I don't care who knows it. I don't think we played as the defect on stream yesterday
Can I say something I was fucking with you and say this by our one big-ass whale
I'm not really fucking with you anymore boring aster awards, man
I take greed every time
But like you might say it's pussy mode to take greed every time but greed is literally like the
most
High-octane option the pussy option is this one right here or this one right here. This is the this is the high-octane option, man
Read as good as they say and that and I know you've seen the movie
Because that is the message of the film is that greed is good actually the message of the film is
Do do do do do do do do do do do do do.
Know what I'm talking about?
We have six damage.
We can make it nine damage.
Nine damage plus 12 is 21 damage.
Devastating.
Not at all.
Well, that's the song, Naive Melody, open parentheses.
This must be the place close parentheses
by the Talking Heads, which is famously featured
in the Oliver Stone film, Wall Street.
Momentum strike, deal 10 damage,
reduce this card's cost to zero.
Channel a dark.
Yeah, it's called Netflix, bro.
Or subroutine, whenever you play a power, gain energy.
Kind of a card we would add later.
I think more damage now, more damage now,
makes sense to me. I'll strike now. Hmm, bread. At the start of your first turn lose
two energy. At the start of all other turns gain energy. Start each combat with one additional
energy. I do love D-Frag as a card. Was D-Frag rare in uh, in say, Despair 1? I thought
it was like uh, an oncoming. This is how much I love this game. It's got me talking
uh... like a fucking nerd
except that i would never say
but it's the type of shit you had to pay attention to when you were doing like a
hundred runs to get one a twenty-win man
i did see your donna calci death building joke yesterday jason i did and in
the
whole suite of jason messages in chat
uh... that was that was definitely in the top that's how let's put it that
way
uh...
we don't want to remove a card rate off the bat we wanna
we want to get the fact is that it's a good car just because it's fun
i thought dark was about german dwarves in a medieval mind because of an
anecdotes of yours from five years ago turns out it's not anything like that
you have bro it's famously about
uh... cop
and another cop
and the crazy thing is i think one of the cops is like a goblin or something
I can't I it's been a long time since I've seen it I
Believe that if if I remember correctly one of the cops is a damn goblin man a
Mind goblin I've heard
That's bright. No, I don't think so bro. That's the James Gunn movie about the kid that lights himself on fire, isn't it?
We're doing the old reddit switcheroo God shibbly played cracked out uncle at the kids birthday party on stream yesterday
I loved it even more, watching it through his eyes, man.
It's so good.
And then one person in his chat being like,
the kid looks traumatized and everybody being like,
shut up, man.
Shut up, bro, nobody cares.
You know who else you wanted, youth pastor voice,
you know who else they wanted to kill
for being a cracked-out uncle?
Okay, that's pretty good, man.
What kind of build we got?
We got essentially no build so far,
like me with my shirt off
after five years of Pelotonning.
But me in shorts is kind of a different story.
Me in shorts a little bit of a different story,
to be honest with you.
I have no idea.
Give me white noise,
because I think it's best card available.
Did both, please?
Incredible.
No build like Fortnite these days?
I have to remind myself that like, if you were 10 years old when Fortnite came out, fuck,
19 years old now that's fucking insane, man
That's so crazy
Do kids these days who are
I'll take some frost man do kids these days who were played for tonight in like the sixth grade
Do they think for tonight is old and
Busted or have they been playing it the whole time or?
Or are they playing it for nostalgia purposes now?
Because when I was in like my first year of college, I was definitely like, guys, we should
play Diablo 2 because it's so nostalgic.
And don't say some glib shit like it all depends.
I'm sick of that fucking answer, man.
Everybody's different.
Fuck you.
You believe that shit?
They're all exactly the same, actually.
Stupid ass.
I'll hit ya.
It's nuanced.
Oh, fuck you, man.
This is pissing me off because you're gonna have 21 HP next turn, bro.
You can only take 20 per turn.
We're gonna channel a frost, we're gonna zap, and then we're gonna dual cast so we don't die.
We only take 3 damage, that's not too bad.
Its nuanced is unironically a thought killing statement.
Assume some shit is objectively true, bro.
You know what's crazy?
I was thinking about it.
Maybe I'm like the last blue sky user to come to this realization.
It seems crazy that when someone wants to insult you, they call you a snowflake.
I guess for a while I just sort of thought, oh, I guess because snowflakes like are, they
melt easily or something like that.
In my climate, they don't stay around on the sidewalk too often.
But they're literally saying, oh, you think you're different from other people.
You think you're beautiful.
Wrong.
ugly and exactly the same. That's crazy, man. Yeah, I'm a snowflake. I'm beautiful. I'm
unique. There's only one of me. The metaphor kind of falls apart there. I don't really
have many other sort of comparisons to a snowflake, but I'm proud to be a snowflake, man. One
second I gotta think about what the fuck I'm even doing here when in doubt I mean
dramatic entrance is just a great card man you can't be mad about that I'd like
to remove a card but dramatic entrance is just like it's an it's a gotta add
Devastating blocking coming, but it is what it is.
You know what, motherfucker?
It's called math, point dexter.
You kept shibbly playing this?
I did.
job man. Saw the title, when are they bringing back Marky Mark in the funky bunch? So true,
can I say something? So the title of the stream for people that are watching on YouTube is
Mark Wahlberg in Say The Spire, call me Deck Diggler, which is good because it's
Dirk Diggler, but also good because you dig in your deck when you play this game,
especially if you get like a well-laid plans or something like that.
But unfortunately I don't think we're ever going to see a Marky Mark in the Funky Buntree
Union because he's basically, he's recanted and apologized for every good thing he's ever
done in his career.
And exclusively for some reason that truly boggles the mind, he only stands by all
the bad stuff that he's done in his career.
All one movie.
Well, yeah, and that one awesome song.
Get that good vibration.
Get that sweet citation.
I don't know what.
He's kind of like one of the best rappers like me out there,
I would say.
Aw, fuck.
I can't fucking kill you, bro.
Now I got to go and use my Swift potion.
Way to go, bro.
You made me use my Swift potion.
This Kisitanto place looks good.
I'll take her back to Vancouver in a couple weeks.
So when you phrased it like you, your girlfriend was away in Vancouver, I thought she had like
at least taken an airplane or something.
It sounds like you might literally live in like Abbotsford.
That ain't that far away, man, that's easy.
I didn't realize, I thought I was giving a Vancouver restaurant recommendation to somebody
that lived in like Ohio or something like that.
didn't realize you lived in Coquitlam. I still have no idea what this deck really
does. It's not quite a focus deck. Give me a sweeping beam because at least it does
AoE damage. Unceasing top. What's the oldest Disney cruise ship for real though?
chips, mobs cracked down right before you were about to ult. Well somebody in
Chiblee's chat who's from Vancouver said, hey we for once Vancouver doesn't have
the Disney wonder in port. We have the Disney magic. The wonder is the second
oldest and one of the smallest ships in the fleet. And then I said buddy you
should look up the Disney magic which is the one that we have right now.
It's literally older. And then they went no that's the dream. And I went
Listen here, pipsqueak. You don't know who the fuck you're talking to. Okay? The Disney Dream was finished in 2011, bro
I've been on it. Yeah, I've been on every ship. Okay. I
Know and first off also don't insult the Disney Wonder. It has it certain it has a
Turn of the millennium kind of charm. Okay, but then after like
Half an hour of them googling they did they did apologize they couldn't find a source that validated
their
Might I add incorrect their incorrect thought process? I literally just need one to hit you. I literally just needed one to hit you
Are you trolling me?
They finally said okay, and now you got me I guess they change the Mandela that is serious
They must have changed it at some point in the past ten years when I wasn't paying attention
You got me and now
Perfect, perfectly timed Echo form.
Modded, get them modded.
We do do this here.
Wait, this is actually lightning rod, I've done one defect run, say this Fire II.
Lightning rod is a really good card.
Four block and two lightning over time, which helps you get like some economy and
evoke your orbs, but gain an orb, swap, draw a card, even for one that's like well
played and most fights should be over by then. But I do like lightning rodman.
I was hoping it would be two orb slots. I think you need dramatic entrance upgraded.
How far do you think Shib can get in this game without reading?
He was doing fine last night. The one thing I'll say, and it's not a knock on my good friend
I think it's just a thought you have to get to this point and say this buyer
As a newer player you have to go through certain rights of passage the right of passage that I wish that he would
move beyond is
Having a successful run and then trying to turn all future runs into that run again
Fuck you, buddy
trying to like like winning a run and then being like every subsequent run I'm
just gonna take exactly the same cards and if I don't get them I'm just gonna
restart after like the third fight now we've all been there but I forgot we had
echo form bro I might be stupid only play one of these we basically get
enough block. Hit destroyed. That's what I'm saying, but that's why I'm also like the
one thing you should never do in this game is hold R, bro. Isaac's sure because 99% of
the items are bad. But in Slavis Pyr, like, 2% of the items are good. You gotta run
and see if you can get them draw a card dramatic entrance I guess we'll just play everything
this place is good exactly
line until you get the diamonds
worst thing they could do for a beast like me take my pickaxe away
Is it over here beachcomber by real estate?
That's an all-timer.
Can I do 27 damage this turn?
I can do 23 damage right here.
This will be 29 damage.
And then evoking this will add a little damage on top.
Unkno's real estate.
I was cool in like 2009 or whatever, channel too dark at the end of your turn evoke your
leftmost orb.
Get two dark orbs up there, don't channel a dark orb yet.
Evoke a lightning orb instead, look at that.
I was 8 and not cool.
You were 8 in 2009?
That's fucking crazy.
That's insane.
I'm kind of sad you haven't played the other downpour characters before Slay This Fire 2.
I'm kind of sad that you called the best mod of all time downpour when it's called Downfall.
How do you feel about that?
We're all sons of bitches, bro.
I can kill you.
Look at this.
I don't give a fuck about plasma.
I was almost born on 9-11, those birthday parties would have been hard to explain.
At first I was going to be mad, I was going to be very literal, I was going to say something
like, no it wouldn't be, you would just say I was born on this day.
But then I realized that between age 12 and age 20, it probably would have been hardly
explained because you would have been like a teenager on September 11th with a birthday
that had the same number of years that it's been since September 11th.
The average person like driving by the park would have been like, they would have gotten
the wrong idea.
If you were like five, they wouldn't have thought twice about it.
But if you were fucking like 15, they would be like, okay, punk.
There enough.
Yeah, your 10th birthday would have been crazy.
I don't want to lose any more HP, I'm sorry to say.
boost, the next power you play is played in additional time. Five damage twice and a card
from your draw pile. At the end of your turn if you have frost you'll six to all enemies.
I honestly think we're struggling on block right now. Nothing we have is really helping
us get more block I kind of like just one more ball lightning so hopefully we can get
through this fight and you already with the fucking fish bro I still think oh be the strength
that it would have been so fucking for real with me what does the fish do he just hits
right? There's nothing special about him. He hits and he adds cards to your deck. I think
we'll give it a little bit of a try here, man. I'm not impressed with my current run,
so I think you kind of ball out in the hopes that you get a disproportionate reward
from doing this. I don't know why I'm drawing like I have any chance to gain vulnerability
or something. Good power. First time you draw a status, draw two cards. Not that bad until
Until I draw exclusively curses I suppose, let's get a frost orb up in the queue.
This might be bad.
Be so fucking modded right now.
This is in your hand, lose six.
I'll probably just play it then, man.
Play a modded.
Play a defrag.
play a beckon. I'm gonna choose to take a little bit of extra damage just to get
ahead of you a little bit. I think we're gonna make it man. He does look like he's
from Dagobah. Fish will literally live like this and think it's okay or
whatever I don't know didn't really think it through before I said it um we only
ate we have two beckons left I'm gonna hit you man I'm gonna hit you and take
six damage I want to make sure you die and I think because we're on ascension
one we still healed to 100% if we make it through the fight anyway two beckons
is kind of devastating for sure. Let's not die. That's the first thing I'd say there.
No more beckons. Next, let me look at next turn. Next turn we're getting a dual cast
and a strike, which to me means we probably want to do, you know what? This actually
is nice we saved most of our HP and we channel to lightning over the next two
turns energy potion now and I think we save that for when we're in danger
something that channels oh the channeler
Cloak Clasp actually is doing a lot for us. Not the flashiest relic out there.
So yeah, we might be dead. Let's see.
No, I don't think we are.
This would take us to 20 damage. We could do 27. She does not kill you, so instead we'll just
block.
This is actually a big thrust you're done mad
Now
Genetic algorithm I was gonna say it's a little late, but it's not late at all, bro
It's a rare card. This is amongst the earliest you could conceivably get it Voltaic is also really good
Channel lightning equal to the lightning already channeled
This is this is really good on longer fights, which is something we don't have like an answer for right now
The only thing is even though genetic algorithm is like a little less sexy
We do have like such horrible block man
We don't even have many Frost Orbs, which means you'd have to add like a bunch of extra cards.
I don't know, man. Stuff. I mean, this is going to be useless for a little bit, but honestly,
so is this, because you don't need this to kill the average enemy. You know what? I'm going to
take Vultake. I'm going to go in on Vultake, hoping that it allows me to kill enemies faster
on this floor and then we just get defense through relics or something.
Cracked core becomes infused core, channel three lightning rate off the bat, obviously
great synergy, luminescence in your hand at the start of battle, and then prismatic gem
is an energy relic, card rewards now contain cards from other colors.
Problem is as the defect I really don't want to fill my deck with like a bunch of
shit that doesn't grant orbs. I think I just want more lightning, which thankfully is what
I clicked on. Where is a good shop? If we can make it through, the shop is what it's all
about man. If we can make it to here or here, I would be pleased. I think we take this
path right here it's just like a mini mall wait I'm hearing I'm hearing this
for the first time sure yeah okay they've got living rooms and bedrooms but
there's no fucking shot they've got dinettes man there's no fucking shot
they've got dinettes he's so dead ass with me right now turns out we didn't
need to use our weak potion. Sorry, guys. Skip. Don't fall into the trap of thinking
it's necessarily too late for the chosen cheese. We'd still get like, is that their
combat end of combat. I bet we'd get 10 max HP out of this. Maybe 15 max HP.
I'll take it. I've never had this encounter before. I've been looking all
over for that key now if you don't mind fight to obtain the key or gain a hundred gold I mean obviously
like even if this kills the run we have to know more about this I've got to figure out what's going
on with this key oh I was like why do I have four energy that started every turn it must be some
some new mechanic. No bro, it's Lantern. It's been in the game since like, the fucking Obama
administration, man. It's easy to forget. I think it's a double defend play and hope
that we can do 35 damage next turn. I mean 40 damage next, or 40 damage in the next
two turns. Buffer is just like basically as good as it gets. Any Jack Mickelson heads
out there? Destroyed. Wait, wait, wait, what did my wife say? ZAM! Look at those balls.
I scrolled up thinking it was going to be like so... I was preparing myself for some
Some kind of trench in observation or delightful bone mo.
Zam look at those balls.
Worth the scroll?
Of course.
Unlocks a special event in the next act.
It has to be thunder.
Previously known as Electrodynamics, whenever you evoke lightning, I don't know, Electrodynamics
was only when you, just all lightning hits all enemies.
Now we got lightning end thunder.
Dragons could never man. Random power or random zero cost card? I want a zero cost
card because I think our deck does what it does and we have on ceasing top so a
zero cost card will oftentimes- OHHHHHH! A zero cost card will refresh itself man.
I'm gonna rest because I think we've got a great thing going here and I want to
preserve it. We can always upgrade later if we lose no HP. That isn't an
incredible zero cost card man. Kate I was so happy that you were enjoying Slay the Spire yesterday.
Evoking lightning damage is all I have. I'll still send one out there.
I'm liking the game a lot. It's kind of the goat to be honest.
It's definitely, like, I think it's heads and shoulders, I was going to say heads and tails,
but that doesn't really make sense unless maybe like it's planking or something.
I'll take a chill when we have Unceasing Top. It's heads and shoulders above every other deck
builder on Steam, I think, and there are also some other good deck builders on Steam.
Okay, lack of defense is really starting to flick me, but you know what?
That's why you rest, just in case.
How do you know shampoo?
Bro, you think I haven't seen the movie...
I'm not even going to strike you, I don't want a daze on that deck.
You think I haven't seen the movie Evolution starring Orlando Jones, David DeCovney,
and Ethan Supley and Julianne Moore?
Heads and shoulders, bro. It has selenium.
That's literally the alien's weakness in the movie Evolution.
I think we've established that Kaká and Tuki Tuki aren't going to work here.
Goad in movie. Take the leg! Take the leg!
You know that one?
Oh, the the the alien's in his leg. I think we're going to have to amputate.
No, doctor! No! You can't take my leg!
Oh, doctor, it's making its way towards his groin.
Take the leg! Take the leg!
It does have Sean Williams' god in it.
You're absolutely right.
It does have fucking Sean Williams' god in it.
Two focus is six damage.
But if I could evoke, it'd be a different story.
Can't evoke.
Bro, this fucking blows.
At least we got a cloak of clasp. It's helping us out. It's not 12 damage, not that bad.
If you didn't play modded, you would have. Are you saying I should think about my zero-cost
cards before just playing them, assuming they're exclusively going to be good? We
don't need another ball lightning. If anything, we need to thin the deck out, unfortunately.
The start of each boss combat, heal 25, now we're talking.
Spiny Toad, no one to remind you.
How about some defense?
How about some defense?
I'm not just a little bit of defense.
I'm not getting a thunder out of my deck
because it doesn't do anything for me.
I didn't realize the fella had thorns.
That's my bad.
Whale, POV soon.
I mean, I've been eating some goldfish crackers,
but it's not, I don't think it's getting that noticeable.
You saying I should get buccal fat removal?
I'm not dead I'm not dead it briefly looked like I was dead I'm not dead don't
let the paper print that I died
we're definitely gonna have to rest could we please get I need more
frost orbs more frost orbs would would take us to the moon he's not
playing CZN anymore? With no disrespect to CZN, I know that the game is not good
because people are talking about playing it instead of playing it. They're
literally jealous about...
Do you hear that? They're literally... I thought I heard my kid upstairs, but I
think it's just a salesperson at the door. I played enough CZN in
my day to know that the reason you're not playing it is because every single run you
just win.
Aren't you sick of winning, bro?
Oh, I imagine that.
My deck is exactly the same every single time.
And I drew all of my good cards.
Are you even using chaos?
Bro, I was literally, I literally have a sticker that says I was in the top 5% on
the first seasonal event. You don't understand my E8 serenial, okay? We have to take a block.
First season doesn't count. You sound like people trying to cope and say that the Montreal
Canadians are the best franchise in NHL history. This is huge AOE for us. We absolutely,
I mean this kind of sucks, but on the other hand,
give me a duplicator potion.
We probably need a thunder.
Oh, big power.
Oh, cheaper thunder.
I have it, I have it, I have it, I have it, I have it.
Chad, what's the card where when we need static electricity, when you take damage, you channel
a lightning orb.
It would actually be so crazy for us.
Gain energy draw two.
First time you play a tax skill in power, gain strength and dex.
Just being honest, we want frost, but we can't afford that, a cold snap.
adaptive strike deal 18 damage at a zero cost copy into your discard pile okay
there's got to be to be honest with you a duplicate on dramatic entrance seems
like it would solve a lot of our combat problems and Voltaic is what we used to
kill the boss by meal ticket and re-enter the shop wait wait wait does that
actually work? If that works, that would be crazy, man. I think we want, I know this sounds
insane, but I do think you want to duplicate. This doesn't help us on the boss, but Voltaic
should carry on the boss anyway. This will make all combat easier for the future. Channel
too dark at the end of your turn evoke your leftmost orb it is crazy if this was evoking
lightning it would help us out on combat this is crazy bro you don't even know you don't even know
go look notice the slavish fire subreddit and see what they ranked dramatic entrance as bro it's
an S tier colorless card you know you didn't have the debates you weren't there for the debates
it's awful it's literally awesome bro okay you can cut a strike obviously I
honestly think glass fucking sucks man it's not bad but it's not better than
another D frag yeah I literally I win every argument cuz I just misrepresent
your point. I'll say something like the average slay this player would rather die than literally
rest at a shop. They would consider it more of a success to die on the Act 1 boss than
to have to rest before the Act 1 boss and then finish the run and succeed. They would
literally like in their head, they would never type this, but in their mind, they're
like, yeah, I might have lost, but at least I didn't rest. Like their priorities are
We're so fucking fucked, man.
I do want this.
We might need some more HP, I'm sad to say.
Now we have, we have whatever this is called again, pantograph, but I still think we need
like all the HP, I'm sad to say.
This fellow?
This fellow's no big deal with Voltaic.
up lose an orb slot not even bad because we'll gain an orb slot lose an orb
slot what do you do again gain energy draw to not this turn fellow not this
turn
on this one I'll take my double draw
Big defrag, big lightning rod, big dual cast, move me slightly further away and get started
on the kill.
That's what I'm saying man, why does the escape have to be frantic?
Couldn't it just be like calm?
It's four turns till he eats me.
Like if a bear was four turns away from eating me, I would just calmly move around behind
it and then probably like get a sharp stick and poke it in between two of its ribs
and incapacitated. I don't understand. The alpha male does nothing frantic. Everything
is common considered. Learn to sit back and react. Wait, that's the opposite. Learn to
sit back and observe. Not everything needs a reaction. I've already depicted you as
the subject of the meme and me as the man with the tinted fingers. You can't possibly
I still think it's a bit of a race. You do exhaust, though. Because you exhaust, let's
not play you yet. Let's play you later. And thank you to Cloak Class, man. Cloak Class
is saving us. Oh, shit, you're right. Picking up the stick is an action, and equipping
it is one more action. I actually might be fucked. I didn't think about that.
Now the important part is making sure that I finish with less than 25 HP so that resting
looks like the right decision.
This isn't my, I've been playing this game for a long time.
Was Scott Farkas a chud or dark woke?
Literally, I don't want to hear anybody's take on the movie A Christmas Story.
I've heard every single take on it.
If I'm watching The Christmas Story with a blue sky user and they start saying that
kid with the Davy Crockett hat is, oh, his home life must be fucked up.
It's on site, bro.
I'm, I'm, I'm beating that ass.
He's literally evil personified, bro.
He's fucking judge-holding, okay?
He was not born.
He crawled out of the earth.
He crawled out of the peat.
And thank God that the kid wasn't...
Who was the kid with the...
He had like the wind-saw cat, you know what I'm talking about?
The kid who got his tongue stuck to the...
You know what I'm talking about?
We used to drink from the hose, kid.
What am I drawing?
We don't know.
Because we don't know, let's play Frantic.
I drink from the hose all the time.
Come on, Scott.
We were at Temple.
that movie. 5-5, 5-5, I can't do any more damage. You eat me next turn? Well, you can
eat me next turn, man. 40-year-old virgin! Shmanway, you got it! You fucking got it,
man. Turns out we didn't need the rest. I don't think, to be honest with you, I don't
I think we need any of these.
Machine learning is good.
Yeah, but we're not a power deck, man.
You called me insane for saying skip yesterday.
Chronos, you were a different person yesterday.
I was a different person yesterday.
I'm not here to litigate, you know, history.
I'm here to treat every moment like a gift.
That's why they call it the present.
Realistically, this is four block a turn.
This is a...
Or we just don't have that...
Well, maybe we do have the energy base for it, I don't know.
Because we just choose not to play many strikes in defense.
Four block is more than zero.
Yeah, okay.
And one energy is more than bugging zero.
And 28 cards is more than 27, bro.
In my house, this is a skip. You petulant so-and-so's
See what we got from the devil here gain energy at the start of each turn Vaku plays your turns for you
All right, that's crazy
At the start of combat put a random power from your draw pile into your hand
It's free to play free to play is bad words for a gamer like me
He's literally good. He's good. I mean, removing five cards saves me from all the mockery that
I've been subject to for having a 27 card deck. He's asked who plays left to right. He plays left
to right? No shot man. That's not that bad because our leftmost two cards are always
dramatic entrance I guess. Wait, I, dude my first turn is brain dead anyway. As long as
he doesn't end his turn with like energy remaining, don't put a bunch of like a wares
in chat. I'm going to freak out man. We want to go to a shop because well no we
don't want to go to that shop. You want to go to this shop maybe because it heals you?
Let's see. Alright buddy. Even you couldn't screw this one up.
So that was fine, but like on the other hand, we also have two energy we're not doing anything with.
Oh, thank you.
I received an IRL relic, a pot of tea.
I was dominating the devoted sculptor, Midlane, when my wife brought me a pot of tea,
said I asked for.
Thank you.
Let me get the Brooklyn signature out of the way.
Oh, careful.
Thank you.
This is huge for me because I don't even know how to make a pot of tea.
I only know how to make a cup of tea.
I don't know how to make a pot.
Bebuff.
It's true.
And who got you that tea?
You did
Have you seen the video?
It's so yeah, I don't know if if it hits the same way for you that it does for me, but that that's a classic video
Did you see cracked out uncle at the kids birthday party? Oh, what did you think about that? I?
Honestly would be so awesome. I just think as soon as I did the
crashing to the table you'd have to take me to the hospital but otherwise I love
the video so well it's snowing like oh it is snowing like crazy holy cow it's
March mother nature sit your ass down we got this one
Give me that. You know what? I guess you would probably do this anyway, but you're dead next
term, right? What's up with the Vancouver weather? It is crazy that we had no snow essentially
all winter, and then it snowed like three times in the last two weeks. After having
like a catastrophically dry winter
where i'm pretty sure the mountains were like you can't even see this year
and now my girlfriend watches your vows every night to go to sleep can you
shout her out
out of respect for her i'm not gonna shout her out and i'll tell you why
if i shout her out isn't it gonna she's gonna slip out of her trance
while she's
going to dreamland and she's going to wake up and then it's gonna
If you wake up in that first period where you're slipping into sleep,
it's such a huge sleep debuff for like the rest of the night.
It genuinely is.
I know because my kid does it to me like almost every night.
This man knows sleep.
Literally, it took me longer than usual to fall asleep last night, and oh, I forgot you
take my turn for me.
And because it took me longer than usual to fall asleep, my phone said I had a higher
sleep score this morning.
Wait, this is...
Oh, fucking keep going, bro!
What do you mean?
Whenever you have no cards in your hand during a turn, draw a card!
What are you talking about?
That's the end.
No one bug?
Devs! My reputation is on the line here.
Press F2? No bro, give me my cards.
Come on.
Here.
Come on... huge.
It's not your turn, it's his.
Well, then he should report it, because the relic didn't work for him, man.
Which I consider unacceptable.
By the way, where's my special event?
Did it was I even paying attention to that?
It must be in the question mark.
It's a skip from this house.
Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please.
Lose lantern key, obtain history course.
At the start of your turn, play a copy of your last played attack or skill, or lose
lantern key, procure two potions, I mean, two random relics is also good, man.
But a free copy of the last card we played is also awesome.
As long as... well, I guess on the first turn it doesn't really matter, but...
Please at least play a couple of cards after this defend, man.
Well, you know that's actually fine, because we don't have the energy for it regardless.
Free defend bro, I'm not sweating it.
On it, you have to play Thunder first, that's a given.
And then Defrag, and then Evoke a whole bunch of lightning.
Am I crazy?
Oh, Evolk doesn't hit all of them.
I need to, you were talking about Chibna reading, I need to learn how to read as well, man.
It just does six extra damage.
Lightning rod is pretty good, but sweeping beam get, you know, we need lightning.
Act three glory, where have I seen that before?
So true.
he had a really big orb that gave him block be honest you guys didn't expect me
to know this much about Liz Faire and I really don't but I know a lot about
Exile and Gaiville exclusively really just that album but if you're only
gonna know one Liz Faire album that's got to be the one right probably
You should listen to FunStyle, it's her best album.
Wrong, objectively wrong because according to Pitchfork Media, Exile and Gabyl is her
best album.
Sorry, you had to find out this way.
You're done, bud.
Easy skips at least.
I'm going to say that we don't have to rest.
We want Voltaic to not exhaust.
I thought the Lizfair was an outdoor event.
Yeah, at Queens Park.
Ooh, vulnerability!
We definitely want to go this way.
Give me a quick heal.
Can't afford the other Voltaic, sorry to say.
Can't afford much, bro.
Cut another one of these.
Wait, this deck is actually getting good and I'm so ready.
You guys are going to have to apologize to me.
gonna have to apologize when my when my dramatic entrances go fucking crazy with
bag of marbles you're gonna have to say sorry you were right sorry nl you were
right get the apology form yes man he's got a really big deck that plays some
cards pocket bro are we really in a position I mean I guess you'd rather
draw two cards for zero, then draw two cards for one.
Zapp becomes free. Fucking time-traveling ass YouTube comment from like 2017.
Remember when the defect was the new guy, bro? And not the movie with DJ Qualls
and Elisa Dushku, okay? You're always talking about that shit. Knock it off.
whenever you play a power gain energy take six damage I'd rather not bro I
think I'd rather not
surely I can just kill you
I can't do shit, bro.
This is way better used for a boss.
I feel 50 knots.
I mean it doesn't kill you.
Leave you like that then.
You take six for playing the card, not playing the power?
Bro, I don't want to take six damage.
I don't want to take six damage at all.
You're right, Cloak Clasp saved me.
Not interested.
Give me a question mark and an elite.
Trade pantograph or eternal feather?
No.
Centennial puzzle for Gorge?
Happy flower for anchor?
I hate these fucking trades!
I'll trade Centennial Puzzle.
I don't really want to.
You're a goerge!
Pantograph should equalize.
It doesn't, though.
I would need like 45 cards in my deck or something.
Don't talk to me about the lesser of two weevils, bro.
You think I don't know Master and Commander at the far side of the world?
The oceans are now battlefields, bro.
The oceans are now battlefields and you're laughing?
Stop playing cards.
It's my turn now.
Oh shit, free dex.
Ow!
Never take unceasing top.
Never take unceasing top.
The description should be relic that makes you look like a fucking idiot, bro.
Give me a block.
Give me a block.
Give me a block.
blocks has to be done I'm afraid draw last yeah that's a good idea yeah you
drew your block bro smart real smart
okay great great choice of tea by the way is this Marrakesh mints it's
delightful. Whenever you play a power, gain energy.
Baltic channels, five lightning. Mint tea to help with your
throat. Exactly. Thank you. Thank you. Watch this power.
Attack skill that it gave us the ring. It gave us the ring
already. Channel 5 lightning. We're doing 25 damage. I think we just need to put some
dex on top of that. We'll take last for the repeat. I mean he's dead next turn
anyway, it's just about how you want to style it. Your dex a perfect play me
size. I actually do think a glacier is like an always add. Let's do this, bro. Happy
to overheal. Okay, I think I speak for everybody when I say fuck this guy. Let's do this Chums.
Leeroy defect!
Okay, you're right. You're right. We should play our best card last, but we also have
to play draw first. So you play this first, then you play a Voltaic last. Oh shit.
Yes!
Yes!
This guy gets a lot stronger, so I'm thinking.
As much as we could make Voltaic a lot better and every subsequent Voltaic better by channeling
a bunch of lightning, I'm also the type of beast that recognizes life as a resource.
Wait, every time I play a skill, what happens?
too strength all right we'll split the difference I know I gotta play at least
one more skill you're dead anyway fuck you buddy and then we play this shit oh
but then it doesn't play Voltaic at the start of the next turn mother fucker
the frag at the end of the turn kind of goes crazy even though it'll give us
energy and dust also draw yeah defrag at the end of the turn and then don't play
momentum strike that's the this is the way man it doesn't work on power is all
Oh my god.
Well, a fight through for free could be worse.
Oh shit, that is perfect, bro. Play Voltaic Last.
Damn, you're fucked, buddy.
Damn, you're fucking fucked, man.
How much is this going to evoke?
25 lightning?
Oh, yes.
Yes!
He's intangible!
No! No! No! No!
But our next, our next Voltaic is gonna go insane, bro!
That is a good question. If I was to just hit N-Turn, I feel like it would, it wouldn't work.
Although it does say play a copy.
It played a card.
It works.
Jorbs tested it.
I put my faith in Jorbs on this one then.
Please.
Motherfucker.
Motherfucker.
Who said that? Who fuckin' Narf Walk? Answer it, answer for your crimes.
Ban me, I deserve it, let me see. I can't create a j- anyway, 22nd 2012. 2012. Oh my god.
So feel good I put I put so much trust in you put a staggering amount of I I literally
I respect it which is why like you you took a shot and you hit I can't be mad but all
I think I had...
It stings, man. It definitely stings.
Well, either way, let's find a way to win, man.
I know this game's math, but like, it's never over.
We want a zap.
We want a dual cast.
We want a lightning rod, defend, and then play Glacier Last.
We can still make this, bro.
Should give them suspicious user at least.
I'm honestly, I'm closer to giving them VIP.
I respect it.
To your discard pile.
I think just to be safe,
you play fight through last,
just in case you don't draw any gas next turn.
You'll be happy to have the extra block.
Suspicious user and VIP, oh shit.
YESSS!
55 lightning, 55 block, 55 frost.
And now their troll was a victimless crime, which is what I think they were rooting for
in the first place already finished that first cup of tea you know the streamer
is gonna be pissing today oh baby I sound like better than I have in like five
days so well worth it man fix you fix your friend ridiculous by the way I
heard someone say the game's bugged and you can only do 1240 damage bro no
shot I'm doing 1364 literally every single time does that seem like a
a bug to you? I don't think so. I don't think so, bro.
Oh, shiny.
All right.
What determines the damage?
Bro, you sound like Napoleon Dynamite.
I'm just fucking with you.
ALCOVAAAAAAAASE!
What a fucking card.
We're back y'all.
Okay, so we've run through all the car- we started with the Necrobinder yesterday, right?
We gotta run back the Necrobinder then.
of elite combat draw two additional cards draw two additional cards once bro once per combat
transform is kind of interesting but like it's so hard to make something better than greed
don't go for greed but greed is like the best it's the best man and it comes with the reward and
it comes with a penalty. It's either that or transform one card. Transform one card.
It's not the best. Bro, you guys, oh my God, you guys are such needle fights. Ignorant misses.
The best reward that you can get from Niau in Slay This Fire 1 is a curse and 250 gold.
This is a curse and 333 gold, bro.
It's even better than the best.
Now sure, it's an eternal.
Whatever, bro.
You just add some shit to your fucking deck.
That's one of the worst ones.
Get it twisted.
Individuals are always wrong.
The only truth in this world is consensus.
pissing me off. Gold is insane because it can be any relic man. Cursed pearls my pack
one pick one. It's literally awesome. It's literally the best thing I've ever seen.
You're doing nine damage.
I think you'll find actually you're doing, ah, shit.
Fuck your thorns, bro.
Just, just put out some block.
Whatever.
Good card, please.
Next turn summon two, gain two energy.
I mean, listen, I don't want to be push mode.
I know everyone's gonna want boom, but 8 damage to all enemies on Act 1 is literally like the most important card you could ever ask for, man.
AoE is the most dangerous thing in this whole game.
Take no damage.
Reed is really bad when you start with the sender's bang.
Okay bro and thunder only happens when it's raining but it's snowing right now so
what's your point?
Saying some shit like umbrellas are OP when it's raining outside. All right
buddy, it's sunny. I don't I don't get it.
The start of your turn at a random card into your hand, it gains eternal.
The start of the turn at a random card into your hand, sorry, it gains ethereal.
I've never tried this.
There's so much ethereal payoff, though, interesting.
And then every time you play an ethereal card, or every time you've drawn an ethereal
card.
Okay, listen, listen, listen.
holding my feet to the fire on this one. Two greeds is maybe a little too much for a guy
like me. I mean, I don't know what to tell you, it's 800 gold. I can't not take 800 gold
When we get another shop to...
Oh!
Ethereal exhaust. First time you...
So, what a...
There's something here. There's something here.
Upgrade to random skills.
We don't really give a fuck about that, to be honest.
Let me play a soul.
Apply 21 doom and it's been to all enemies.
I do like bone shards.
If Osteves alive, he deals 9 damage to all enemies, you gain 9 block, then he dies.
Okay, well let's start with some obvious stuff.
think we need to cut a strike. We do have another shop immediately. I really like the
idea. We can get a zero cost skill that exhausts and then adds back to our hand and we use
it again. And then the red give me a bone shards and then we go to our next shop.
We definitely want this, then this will cost $147, which we will be able to afford.
And then, whenever you draw an ethereal card, draw a card.
We won't be able to remove another card, but that's okay.
We'll just draw through our greets.
I still don't know if we do enough damage, but we've certainly got something interesting
going on.
This will make something free.
We will hit you and then deal 9 damage to all enemies and gain 9 block.
Negative pulse.
Gain 5 block, apply 7 doom to all enemies.
I would still like to block a little bit.
Deathbringer.
21 Doom and one weak to all enemies.
It says draw an ethereal card.
Made a free defense.
and create are like two different things but it definitely worked okay whenever
you apply a debuff to an enemy they take nine damage you will make something
else free we definitely want a bone shard
you feel like it might be like a bone shard it did not work you drew oh I
drew it days that triggered it okay
Technically, Unleash first is better, but I'm going to be playing Blocks anyway.
Which is bad because I'm doing no damage.
Or I could just apply more Doom over time, but you're getting stronger over time too.
Heal damage equal to the enemy's Doom.
You can, this literally can't kill you, but it can do, well, and this is 5 Blocks,
7 Doom.
This can at least do 20 damage to you.
And then you can't take any more damage.
Can I say something?
Every single day, wait, 33 damage to all enemies, cost less for each ethereal card, play this
card, but get owned.
Wait, but then you have a look oh my god. Oh my god. You still attack. I forgot
The brother I print and scan firmware does not need to update this often
I feel like I updated every single day and then every single day it pops up in the bottom right corner and says we need more
Firmware updates you don't need more firmware updates the software was written in like 1986 bro. It's ready. It's ready to go
It's fine
The thing, and then I'm like, why isn't my printer printing?
And it's like, oh, you have to install the new firmware.
You broke it!
You broke it!
And then the firmware is the only thing that can fix it.
But it's not even because it's broken,
and the firmware fixes it.
It's because it's not in compliance with itself, man.
Pissing me off.
Brother, you print and scan.
Thank you. Thank you.
Um, I do feel like like we don't have a theme for the deck besides ethereal
If anything, I think we need block it is tempting to
To take doom, but I feel like we just happen to get a lot of doom
Pardon me on our last fight
I think it's a skip and you look for more block cards and more ethereal synergies.
I'm gonna take a risk man. I'm gonna upgrade Call of the Void because it also makes something
free on the first turn. Glow Water Potion exhausts. Your hand draw 10 cards. Fresnel Lens.
whenever you add a card that gains block enchanted with nimble 2, 2 block on every single block card this early, I mean
You have to take it even with 53 max HP you have to take it
Whenever you add a skill into your deck upgrade it
Wow
They love me
Now just don't die.
But also if you die, whatever, let's say the spire bro, get used to it.
Nobody makes it out alive.
Hear me out?
Kill him?
Summon him back?
There's no rest for the wicked bro.
I don't wonder you have 3,000 hours in the first game.
So true, the point of a game that you love
is to finish it as fast as possible
and go back to playing games that you hate.
That's a good point.
Get mugged.
Both the enemy and yourself.
Well, Defi is kind of an incredible card.
Nine block, two week.
Is this not am I crazy to think that it's actually
Was it normally five block one week
It is everything we're doing you're right
It is a theory. Oh, it's it's everything we're doing
It's nimble. You know, oh it upgrades is seven two. Okay. I but doesn't that mean we played it'll be nine
Yeah, okay. All right fair enough fair enough
So first this it hits our power
One day it will work, man.
Honestly, you should probably be rendered weak whenever you draw an ethereal card draw card.
You unleash first.
Here we go in on you.
Are you the one, is there anyone to tell if you're the one that gains five strength per turn and starts at one or gains two strength per turn and starts at zero?
He's the one, the one that the gun don't need a gun, the one...
Daniel Beddingfield asks.
Did you guys know I played wiki gacha for like six minutes and I drew an SSR super rare Natasha
betting field card and I said I don't need to play this game anymore.
I literally just, that's like pulling a Sarah Angel.
I was like this has got to be the best card in the game.
I also had like results of the 2018 test cricket matches which had a defense stat
of like 70,000 or something like that and then I went that's pretty good but it's
There's no Natasha Bedingfield.
You gotta see Ricky's drug deck.
I gotta see the game actually get played to be honest.
Lose two strength, gain energy at the start of your turn.
I get that this is not that horrible because you can use Oste to do the damage, but like
It seems kind of horrible.
Seyos, transform a card in your draw pile in the soul.
It's the most valuable card in the game right now.
Okay, so like, you gotta die, bro.
did I just make a copy of in my hands? Shouldn't it be seance? I don't know, man. I don't know.
Seance, but then seance didn't appear in my deck.
It's really hard to not just add a bunch of powers, man, because they also make other
stuff free and they could be made free by other powers.
call me void me um is you might be in a little bit of trouble
actually we might be completely fine you can't resist us mr. powers oh contraire
There baby, I think you can't resist me.
14 damage?
Is really tempting to instead just play this, but it could go horribly wrong.
It's gotta be Durge, man, because that takes us to 10.
10 block, I mean.
Which means we're taking 4 damage, which is not that bad, and we have so many souls for
the future.
This was a must play card.
A soul for a soul.
We just want to draw so again, if possible, um, defy will go crazy, and then soul.
It's crazy that I can't kill one of you.
I guess I could pop a strength potion and do, you're doing 12 damage?
Whatever, bro.
We take two.
They get stunned when you kill one.
I guess I should read what this Corpseeder thing does, huh?
That would be a first for a guy like me.
Either way, you're done.
Next turn, summon three, gain three energy.
We need more, we need more draw if that's gonna work.
I think that's a skip for a guy like me.
Retain? I mean, retain? Whisp with retain. Okay. You sold me on that.
You attack. Gain some block. I've just pulled Marvin Gaye and Wiki Gotcha. That's honestly,
I don't know if that's a meta card, but at the very least, like, there's something
to be said about the aura of laying down Marvin Gaye against your opponent for sure. That store,
if you applied doom this turn, gain block even more times. Well, we, how much we can
do about that, but we can definitely not take damage. Oh, we drew another wisp because
We exhausted it with that's kind of bro
Playing a wisp is effectively two wisps, but you don't even have to play them on the same turn. That's kind of insane
Remember you play a soul an enemy loses HP add an ethereal card to your hand is pissing me off my problem right now
It's a wisp every turn
Not every turn right
every combat
I need, I need to do some fucking damage.
I don't have anything that does any damage.
Oh, it's ad ethereal to a card in your hand.
Haunt is good, but how are we going to,
we don't have anything that reliably generates souls, man.
I think, honestly, I think we need a blightstrike just to have a chance to get through the boss.
Ethereal on the curse, cannot be removed or transformed from your deck, bro!
You're doing it! You've never played Slay the Spire 1 and used a true grid plus on an eternal curse and then watch it get re-added to your hand as soon as you exhaust it.
Amateur hour, bro. They're flicking me.
We still need something that does damage.
I think countdown at least does something.
That's only the curse from Necronomicon.
What's the keyword on the curse from Necronomicon?
be so fucking for real with me.
Severin's also pretty good too.
There isn't one, no there is one.
It has something on it.
Same with the Sender's Bane, right?
There is no escape you, whatever, I'm right.
I did my head, I'm right.
It's another power, if anything we need to draw.
You know what I think we do here?
I think it's a severance play, a countdown play,
and the remove a strike.
Catastrophe is mighty interesting too.
Okay bro, what's the red and mean, random bullshit go?
I'll be so fucking for real with you.
I'm not going to, um, I'm not going to heal for 15.
That's just not going to happen.
Especially not against the fish.
I'll heal for 22.
I'm not going to heal for 15.
Just not going to happen.
I ain't the one baby.
But I am going to pop this because I'm at least a little bit scared.
Lose to strength, enemy loses to strength, exhaust.
Well, obviously we're not going to play that because that's god-awful.
Although no, wait, wait, wait, maybe it's okay because we do doom.
This is fishy on me, man.
The only thing is, I'm just...
It also doesn't affect the hands' damage, yeah, but sadly, like, almost none of my cards
do either.
But I know how to say this by a chat word, so I know you're just trying to be included,
so...
That's true.
He doesn't do damage with strength as much as he does damage with Becken either.
You're right.
I think you just play your cards.
Two damage for each soul.
Start with Page Storm.
Oh, but do we start with Page Storm or do we go, we go Wisp first, Strike, Defend,
play soul storm so that page storm hits catastrophe with mummified hands.
Saberance?
Oh!
It also played a beckon, which is fine, bro.
We still have one energy.
I wouldn't play my soul.
We can get the soul later.
We don't want to accidentally draw through sentry mode.
Sentry mode is very essential for us.
Now obviously I do like a dirge, but we have to play sentry mode.
Free blight strike is crazy.
Honestly, I'll live with a dirge for one and then not play anything.
We're in a much better spot now.
Just pulled Shrek 2.
Okay, Shrek 2 is a crazy pull.
Shrek 2 does seem fucking nutty.
Okay, well, you need a sweeping gaze.
He's intangible this turn.
That's not ideal.
We need a defy.
Defy sets us up nicely to just play two beckons and live our lives.
1999 NHL expansion draft.
Oh shit, Patrick Steffen type shit.
Some good polls man.
Don't take the website down though.
turn we hit you. I love how I've added so many souls to my deck and have for some
reason just decided you know what let's not even play him. Oh zero cost card that
draws two. Actually that's pretty bad.
Turns out that's no good at all. You're not intangible this turn big mistake.
play that I honestly think I think you take a chance on this turn dump a show no
dump a beckon dump a show page storm that hits a catastrophe oh my god it
fucking worked. We made it, bro. Chad, who is John C. Riley? John C. Riley? You don't know
who John C. Riley is. John C. Riley, he's in both the worst movies of the 21st century
and the best movies of the 21st century. He's in Boogie Nights. He's in Homes in
Watson. He's in Chicago. He's in Palladega Nights. He is in Wacard. Gain 11 block at a
copy of this to your discard pile. Summon 5 whenever Austie loses HP. All other enemies
lose that much as well. He's in Gangs of New York. Is Palladega Nights good or bad?
I know my answer and I dare not say it.
I bet it's, Talladega Knights is gonna have like the same score as the 40 year old virgin
on Letterbox and it's gonna piss me the fuck off, man.
It's gonna piss, he is in the lobster, he is in the, he is in the, I wish I could
do a John C. Riley, man.
He is in the lobster.
I could really use a fish right now, fish right now.
Okay, wait, well this is, this is very classic, man.
are classic boss upgrades. Sozu is just energy, which is good enough. Calling Bell, we probably
don't want a unique curse. We're a little cursed forward in the deck already. And then
Snecko Eye is obviously great, man. But it does make all our zero cost cards really shitty.
I think we have to not take that.
Are we really just gonna push up and take Sozu?
Or do you take Colling Bell?
For three curses, man.
Three curses, three eternal curses is crazy.
Talendega Knights is over 40 year old virgin by point one.
Oh God.
Oh, you shouldn't be able to use Letterbox
unless you were 17 in 2005. Oh God. Send it, bro. Potion Belt, Ripple Basin, if you didn't
play any attacks, gain four block. First time you play a card that debuffs an enemy, double
its effect. I think that's pretty worth a curse, man. If anything, we'd like a
Later shop this shop would be peak and we do have
We have credit card or membership card, so everything's gonna be half price
Is do my debuff would you be mad if you had it? That's my rule of thumb
Nasty first-term bro I
Think I realized I'm chickening out by trying to skip elites
Can I say something, though?
You're actually ahead of the average midwits, say, the Spire player.
Because the average midwits, say, the Spire player, literally just looks at the map and
goes, which one has more elites?
And then they look at a relic, and that does nothing, and they go, wow, that's the
best relic in the game.
I'm so happy I got that.
Wow, I'm so happy I got Nunchuck.
Nunchuck, it's S tier.
I don't know what they're doing is what I'm trying to say to you
This is this is the best turn of my life you play on death
And
Then we have a crazy block for the future and then you play these two
What are you taking a card? I don't want you to take then lethality lets you play century mode
The first attack play to return has double damage
50% damage, okay
I think we definitely wish to lock and weaken you and then hit you and then play that don't
hit the defend bro huge what happens if this guy takes an eternal curse I'm not
even trying to be a D hole but I think that the only way that that could happen
is if you had a one-card deck that had only an eternal curse in it I don't
think it can happen because I think it's on the bottom of his priority stack.
Ethereal summon three exhaust the card from your draw pile. Way to tick. I stunned
you. I didn't I... God as my witness didn't know that could happen. We get to
choose what to exhaust. Oh my! Well I only have one card in my draw pile.
Purse of the bell-ass.
Pretty sure he can only take rares.
Can I say something to you?
I'm being so fucking dutted right now.
He's literally holding it on common as we speak.
He's holding a card with a blue header as we, as I live and breathe.
That's rare.
It's not unusual, let's put it that way, to be loved by anyone.
He was an additional damage for every time he's attacked this turn.
The ideal is, oh, hits an additional PIME for every time he's attacked this turn.
Oh, shit.
I want it back.
Putrify.
Three week, three vulnerable.
I still don't know what our deck does at all.
We just play a bunch of powers.
I mean, putrify to double the effect seems pretty good.
We have AOE somewhere in our deck.
11 block is like the perfect amount.
Sounds like we need draw.
We definitely need draw.
A dirge would go insane.
Who's pissing me off the most?
You're fucking pissing me off the most, bro.
Oh shit, and it's back, and you're pissing me off too, motherfucker!
You're going to die, but you're not going to die in time.
So I could kill you to keep six damage off the field.
I'm literally going to game 7 plating.
Should probably save it for an elite, but I'm scared, man.
You see Pillion yet?
No, I got to wait for PVOD,
but I'm not sure that's the type of movie
where that ever happens.
Seems more like a Gregorocky-type picture.
Transform a card from your drop pile into a soul.
Bro, sorry, you're not used to me having
that takes of a real cinephile?
Myaraki, that's the way people are talking about
the Doom generation on Letterbox.
I didn't see it, oh, I saw it,
but I didn't get it, I guess.
I gave it a two and a half, no heart.
But Rose McGowan, honestly,
she should have been nominated
for an Independent Spirit Award
for her performances, Amy.
Now, if I may, if I might.
You should get transformed into a soul and then give me some fucking energy, bro
and then give me a
Hit you for nine play a soul
Could play two attacks wait wait wait we can literally kill you and
Oh, no, you're not vulnerable my bad y'all
I'm gonna push out and take one damage
No, I have plating. I'm stupid. I shouldn't have talked about all that Gregorock. You shit
Lost my line
Derg is crazy though. How much you doing 16 damage? This is 9 plus 5 plus 4
That's 18, bro
You're in a world of hurt
Whenever you play an ethereal card game 4 block, see now we're kind of talking.
I mean it's more of like a set up card for the future, could we get some cards that
mean that the fight doesn't always last like 10 minutes before I finally feel like
We're ready to do something
You just can't afford to reap
Reeve is interesting, but I mean our deck is our deck is good man
Bro, you built the deck. Yeah out of the cards that they gave me
Enemies with at least as much doom as HP deal 50% less damage
Okay, Golden Axe, we are in theory going to be playing a lot of Souls.
So I could see this having some merit.
The 5 or 12 is so crazy though.
I think I need something that does some damage.
exterminate to your deck or add squash. I would really rather add none, but I'll add a squash
stuck inside a mobile with the Memphis Blues again voice. Oh!
Mama! Wait, that's pretty good.
Oh, Mama! Hello, Giga. Hello, Giga. Welcome back.
to this really be the end to be stuck inside of DC with the what district is
he from in Illinois with the IL-31 blues again I don't know how many
districts are in the average state to be honest with you he's il-15 yes yes
Kate post in the pregumance dr. Wiley was crazy for that one I guess it was
probably doctor lights kid whatever I'm gonna try to get a chain going here the
five or three is insane and then century mode make catastrophe if you make
catastrophe-free bro you made toxic-free fucking scammer whatever it worked out
perfectly
it's sweeping gaze have we exhausted a skill no crazy death march still pure
ass I'm afraid. We'll hit you. It's not a good sign at this stage when you have like
a bunch of strikes in your hands. Like that's the sort of thing that we should not be spoke
this happening. This deck does nothing. Yeah, but have you considered that en route to
doing nothing, it also plays a lot of cards. Sure, sure, sure, it does nothing, but have
you considered that while it does nothing, it's also really hard to play. It also has
an incredibly high skill floor to playing the deck, even though it doesn't accomplish
anything productive at all? Definitely play that. Definitely play this. Definitely kill
you. It is a jack of no trades and also a master of no trades. We have to take domain. At the
start of return gain energy draw one additional card because it makes another card free.
We have to take it!
It would be nice to make it cheaper as well.
The floor is right below the ceiling.
Fucking Hobbit ass house.
We need, I can't believe this because I also said we don't need this earlier and now
we obviously do need this.
But more draw on turn 1 would be so fucking crazy for us.
And I turned up my nose at it earlier and I wish that I hadn't man.
Because our turn 1 is consistently total dog shit.
Defend for free.
Isn't that special?
You do next to no damage.
Are you killable if I put you on 22 and then I hit you for 12 twice?
I don't want to talk about it.
Yeah, turns out I can't really do math.
Wait, what if I was to...
Strength up.
No, it has to be this way.
Pink Chat?
I added a Japanese Pinku movie to my Criterion Collection letterbox, but I haven't had the
wherewithal to watch it yet, because I'm just waiting for the perfect day when I can say
that I watch it and then preload the line.
It's not pornography, it's called Pinku, and it's a legitimate genre.
Heck, yeah.
I don't even remember what it's called, but it's on the list.
I also got to wait for the right day, because I think it's literally like 62 minutes long.
What's it called?
I think it's, um, coming up, so you better get this party started.
I'm coming up and I'm coming, um, coming up, so you better get this party started.
Can I say something without you guys thinking I'm evil?
How crazy it is that there's like adults in my chat
that think pink is like awesome music.
This is more, I need to wait for Justin to be here
because I know how this chat works.
This chat's gonna be like,
why would you say something so mean?
If Justin was here, he would be like,
I know man, I don't get it.
I need my Justin for that one.
I have two powers.
Here's what I'm thinking.
Big defy.
We know we have to play sentry mode.
So let's play a bone shard.
And then sentry mode hoping it hits our other power or severance.
If it hits defend we just cry.
Motherfucker, man.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Motherfucker.
My dad's nine-disc CD changer was eight country albums in that pink album.
That, literally, dads are like that.
I remember I was home for, it was either summer break of my first year of university or like winter break.
And I got in my dad's car and he was listening to that double Christina Aguilera album that had like a,
like, ain't no other man can stand up next to you.
You're the kind of guy a girl finds in a blue moon.
You got soul, you got class, you got style, you bad ass.
I was like, damn, he's really,
now he's taking this empty mess stuff like really hard, man.
And almost all of what he listens to apart from that
is like the ACDC live album.
So to hear that in his car was just I mean, it's not like that far out of the pocket, but it was a bit of a surprise
Coming from a guy who was mostly listening to like
whole lot of rows in it!
I gotta think about how we play this one. I think it's like, eradicate kill...
You know, I mean it's so tempting to take a strength potion, but if you're going to take it, you should have taken it earlier.
Man, man, man, man.
The live album did hit for men of a certain age, I suppose.
Um, but that sounds like that could be you which is cool
I'm not taking 15 damage bro, you're getting cooked
Like three doom to yourself but gain energy that seems like something I can handle bro
Wait, we literally just need to play blocks
Why wouldn't you make him vulnerable first I'm I'm I'm failing slay this buyer
I'm not even doing my I'm not operating from first principles
Wait, on turn 7 our deck gets pretty strong, man.
Takes a while to get there.
Whenever you pl- Oh, we need a dirge, dirge, that's huge!
Whenever you use a potion, gain three strength this turn.
Upgraded dirge is exactly what we needed.
Now I'm going to be honest with you, I think we're very much at the point where
like this run needs to figure out what it does.
So we're gonna fight a fuckload of elites on the way up.
And we're either gonna die
or we're gonna exit this floor stronger
than anybody's ever been.
I know what I must do.
We start by playing this,
then we try to hit the Beyonce.
We didn't, we hit Catastrophe.
You know what you do on that then?
Well, let's see what we play.
We might play a Wisp.
I thought we would take an energy potion to be honest with you, but I don't think we need to.
Oh, but it's...
You're an elite.
Let's do it.
Then we get to play both cards anyway.
I guess we had the energy to play both anyway.
You just called us Midwits five minutes ago for elite maxing.
You want to live in the past for the rest of your life, bro?
Okay, play wiki gacha then.
Greatest turn of all time until someone tells you that you don't have any block.
Holy shit.
Sweeping gaze.
Wisp.
Wisp again.
No, we've already played a skill or exhausted a skill.
Deal damage equal to an enemy's doom.
We know we want to play Domain.
Let's see what it makes free.
Unleash.
Certified Not Great Bob type moment.
This gives us an energy bath.
Actually Unleashed would have let us play two defense, but whatever, fifty to a nunnery.
Another domain?
I mean, Durage is obviously crazy.
I think that's your play right there.
So called free thinkers when someone says gays, Megresta, you're so real for that, they literally
think they're Gregoraki.
They're not Gregoraki, bro.
I would know.
I watched the Doom generation this morning.
So, we need some defense, man.
So sorry, but you're literally 10 block.
There's no shot I'm gonna kill you for 9 block.
That keeps us alive.
This does damage and gives us a fuckload of souls.
New queer cinema mention?
It ain't that new bro, it came out in 1995.
Nah, I'm just playing, I know what you're getting at.
We have lots of fun here.
We have a lot of fun here.
What can I say?
We have anything...
We have a golden axe in there.
Catastrophe could hit that.
Worth?
What's the Heals 5 HP retain at the real summons?
I mean, let's play a Sheetload of Verges.
We killed them, y'all.
I didn't even do the math.
I'll fly 33 Doom at the start of each combat deal,
nine damage to all enemies, actually huge.
I don't know, man, we got 29 cards.
I can't just be adding shit to my deck.
I have absolutely no idea what our deck does, man.
Absolutely no clue.
If it says doom just take it. No, bro. I need I didn't draw now the card that added doom did also add draw
But I also need energy so I need everything
This is big you play putrify
Century mode then let's I should have played I should have played it now. I can't play catastrophe man
I'm living at the corner of dude ended though
Everyone knows a guy who takes 9 damage at the start of every combat.
Everyone knows a guy when he walks outside he just starts coughing.
This runs dedicated to him.
You're so fucking real for that.
How shitted on are we getting here?
Pretty shitted on.
Severance is not catastrophe, I got confused.
Leaven damage gives us a soul, we give a fuck about a soul insofar as it could generate
a wisp for us.
They fucking didn't, bro.
they do no damage. Use all your potions. Nah, I'm the type of beast that saves them for
the boss. I just now realize this target's a random enemy, by the way. That's where we're
at here. I'm so embarrassed I have to use this to get a kill. And then it becomes
a huge overkill. We didn't even get a kill. I don't know what I'm doing. I don't know what I'm doing.
Oste doesn't benefit from strength.
First time hearing about it, sad to say. Deathbringer. Deathbringer, that seems like a card
there would do a lot of damage but you'd be surprised.
Skill Potion Bronze Scales.
I mean honestly the Wisps are doing something for us at least.
If we win this run I might actually be a little pissed because I have no idea what I'm
doing.
I'll pay a hundred gold for a common relic so I don't downgrade a card.
Oste attacks gain a little block mother fucker man
It's Oste like osteo no it's Oste because he's if this is the north he's on the east of us
Also, it's literally he's my Oshi so don't tell me how he's pronounced
I'll tell you how he's pronounced, bro.
Skill potion?
We definitely want to turn and face you.
16 damage, we don't care, man.
Incomprehensible bit.
If this is, I don't know how many times to say it, if this is north, this is east.
Oh, see the Iceman head-ass?
I forgot about that guy.
Is it the fellow that fell in the bog or whatever?
I know it's the guy who fell in the bog.
Don't be ridiculous.
Rather just dirage as much as possible.
No, that's the bog, man.
Otsi fell in the ice.
Wait!
No, you're so real for that, I forgot, man.
He froze on a mountain.
the captain from Dark Star? He was getting a little silly with it. I still think it's
crazy that if like the human species lives for like another 100,000 years, people are
going to think that people living in 2026 and people living in Oatsie's time were like
fucking close together. They're going to think like culturally, oh what's the difference?
They lived a long time ago. Maybe in fucking, maybe we will be closer to Oatsie than
a 30th century man. Who knows, man? I mean, by the 30th century, they might have invented
a printer that works. Am I right? No, man, no, no, that puts the fiction in science fiction.
I don't think so, man. I don't think that, I don't think that's gonna happen.
Hey, this costs zero if he's attacked this turn, that's big.
I'm facing the wrong way.
Idle on.
If nine cards were exhausted, gain one tangible.
What the fuck?
Well, this is horrible, man.
It's my bad.
Sorry, brother.
By the 30th century we'll be floating brains plugged into a central unit.
Speak for yourself, bro.
I'm going to be in the park eating the sandwich.
Now where Oste hits this turn, Summon 2, uh, okay, this.
I don't know if you're ever going to hit again.
Play this.
Hit countdown.
I mean, catastrophe.
It's the greatest day of my life, and then it hit Severance, and now I got a billion souls!
Come back this way, we need a staggering amount of block.
No, we can just weaken you instead, you're already weak.
Okay, well that's not good.
You do have 14 block though.
Enemy loses 3 HP, add 3 souls into your draw pile.
3 more souls for me to not play, what do you think about that?
Is he not doom maxing?
The deck does nothing, but it's pretty fucking good at doing nothing.
If I may say so myself.
Gain an 8 block, you'll 12 damage x times.
See, this is what we want to see, because then you can play Sentry Mode.
Sentry Mode hit Delay.
Then what do we have here, Defend.
You play...
It's so sad that we...
No, no, this is fine.
You play Domain.
It hits Strike, you turn around, and then you just draw a shitload of cards that
power up golden axe. I guess you could have turned around for zero as well.
What the hell? Whenever you play a card that costs two or more, return this to your hand
from the discard pile. No escape. Apply ten doom plus an additional five doom for
every doom on this enemy. We know we love, we love undeath. We have to smack you a little
bit. And then we have to turn around and play a soul. And hit a random enemy.
Three more souls into the draw pile.
The deck doesn't do anything, man.
The deck doesn't do anything.
You have to, I'm going to capture your spirit for three souls, and then I'm going to play
a dirge to get three more souls and also summon.
And then that cost us a lot so we get to attack again, I didn't think about that, but that's
good.
Apply any debuffs on the enemy to all other enemies.
Okay, this is huge.
So now you have weakness and a bunch of doom on you.
That's actually awesome.
And then see who you hit.
That's who we wanna hit.
Play a soul.
Play a soul.
I'm thinking of follow that up with,
Honestly, follow up with 11 block, which is going to be necessary for us.
Oh, and then we can hit you for some reason that gives us block.
I don't know.
I don't know what I did to deserve that, but then we get a soul and a soul and a bodyguard.
We have 21 damage.
I think it's got to be a soul, not a soul, not to be confusing the soul and then
155 damage on you
And then we turn around and we do it all over whenever you play a soul summon one
Way to say dude, I told you I'd turn on turn eight it really comes together
On turn eight this thing really starts to pop
draw draw flatten wait you're gonna fucking die now I need to start hitting you
squash him blight strike him guys we literally won we literally won the fight
and if I'm being honest it also wasn't even that close yes modest moose poster
well and you didn't need to rest look at that shit man
banshee's cry oh wait there's a lot of stuff to like here man banshee's cry
33 damage to all enemies two less for each ethereal card play this combat or
two additional damage for each soul in your draw pile I gotta take that and
And then I gotta go pee. I'll be right back.
This is the worst best deck I've ever played, man.
I'm so ready.
What a mighty scythe!
The start of your turn at a random attack, it costs zero.
First card you play each combat is played an extra time.
As far as I'm concerned, this is non-negotiable.
First card you play each combat is played an extra time.
You fucking got me with muted, bro, God damn it.
That one really pissed me off.
I'm not gonna lie to you.
I almost wonder if we shouldn't be elite maxing men, but we definitely want to get at least
one shop.
There's a three elite one shop path right here.
I'm telestrating for myself.
Ignore that.
T is flowing man.
First card you play gets played twice.
I mean, obviously call of the void kind of tempting, but also dealing a bunch of damage
and gaining 18 block, kinda awesome with it.
He can't die twice, bro.
He's not a damn shadow.
Mother fucker, man.
God fucking damn it.
This ain't Sekiro.
Best joke I made yesterday.
Guys in 2019 will be like Sekiro's
definitely game of the year.
Open parentheses. They have no idea they're gonna put 3,000 hours in to say
to spy over the next six years.
Fucking idiots, man. First card you play, each combat.
Flicking me. I really can't kill you. Like, that seems...
It seems kind of inconceivable, to be honest.
Good choices
Sekiro was game of the year, but say the spire is close
Literally just do it on dollars per hour, bro
On a dollars per hour basis is not even close
So-called free thinkers when you try to suggest a third person action game is in game of the
year every single year from the year 2000 or the year 2026. This is automatic. We go gold
Axe Corrupted, for sure.
The first card you play is played twice.
I think we would rather have two random cards.
Also, it being played twice makes two cards free than that.
Honestly, we don't play Gold Axe.
Gold Axe is like our boss killer now.
Feels like Sector Road just came out.
Slay the Spires always been there.
The same way that people will legitimately be like, oh,
the favorite comedy I've ever seen in my life?
Yeah, three and a half out of five on Letterbox.
It's the same way people treat games that
are not three-dimensional.
They just say, oh, it's two-dimensional?
Yeah, it's like a, I mean, it's the best two-dimensional game that's come out in years.
I think I'd have to give it an eight.
Bro, the graphics, the graphics aren't realistic.
The graphics aren't shiny.
Basically, everyone's performing above me is what I'm trying to say.
We need a Sentry mode without a doubt.
To be fair, Slay of the Spire was ugly as sin.
It's literally the most beautiful game ever made.
Just some of the sprites are not that good.
Yeah, thank you for saying that person has no soul. I appreciate that.
I would plus two that.
I think it's possible that that person is unsold.
What's better, 10 damage or 8 damage?
I can solve that one.
You with animated movies? I literally watched Tokyo Godfather's two weeks ago, bro.
Bait successfully repelled. Okay, my bad. I'm Kino Maxing on a level that nobody has ever seen before.
Anybody who has watched less movies than me this year, their media diet is horrible.
anyone who's watched more movies than I have this year
I mean is a loser
I've watched like 52 movies this year come on it's the second week of March
you've watched more than 52 movies
loser loser 52 movies is the perfect amount of movies to have seen
by March 10th in a year
make it so easy man. I think I'm going to get hurt really bad. I think I'm going to eat
dirt on this turn man. I'm going to take like 23 damage or something. This is draw. We need
draw our deck can get thinner as long as it are thicker as long as it gets thicker with draw
first card gets played twice
I've only seen eight movies this year I'm going to freak the fuck out of one of them is
hoppers actually I don't even know because the average person on letterbox who's seen
eight movies this year it literally like five of them are rewatches of nirvana the show the band the
movie which is fine don't give me i'm not saying i'm not saying fuck that movie i'm just saying like
there are there's a lot of movies out there as well a lot of you guys have not seen agira the
wrath of god okay maybe go see it i'll see you on march 24th when it comes to the premium video
on demand bro first I gotta find out how to live
we might just be fucking dead man let me see what we get out of this not
awesome. I think we might be dead dead. None of these cards do it for us. So we
definitely need the soul which gets us to the soul, which gets us to a countdown
that hits a defense and we still die. No potion. I mean it's just doomed so it
works after the fight anyway or after the attack. Alright, I think it's actually good that this
run ended because I didn't know what I was doing with it. Slay this by our 2-2. Today
marks a fantastic discovery, man. Single player. What was the order we fucking played
yesterday I don't even remember man do we do I think we did the silent after
whatever we'll just go silent I saw 49 movies this year you got 53 were neck
and neck I said what I said Nick I said what I said
Nio's fury 10 that were the silence Nio's fury put two random cards from
your discard pile into your hand. In a random rare card. I will say also Nick, every time
I look at a movie on Letterbox, it's on your watch list. So I got to say W Taste. I'm going
I'm going to take the Full Art Neo-Spheria, man.
Now where do we want to go?
What's the most beautiful path?
Get three card rewards that give us some attack,
fight this elite, make a choice,
and then all we need to see is a late shop.
Oh, the shoppler.
Okay. Okay.
Apparently the silence OP, this is wonderful news, but people are, I don't like the way that people talk about my comfort game. Okay.
They're literally saying stuff like get in the Ascension 10 win now. Well, the silence OP, bro, you don't have to play the game. If you don't like it, you can stop playing the game if you don't like it.
You don't have to scam your way to getting an achievement and then be have an excuse to put the game down faster.
But I have a needle and a camel and all that, man.
Give me a dagger spray. Having AoE is goaded.
That's true, they are slay-this-buyer players, so given the choice to exploit, uh, like an
arbitrage opportunity, they mathematically, cognitively, genetically have to take it,
I understand.
what it is, take 3 damage. Go to animation. I like when people complain about shows for
being too long. I'm like are you watching something you enjoy because you want to get
to the end? Okay, but in their defense shows are too long these days. There's a lot of
90 minute movies on criterion collection that are shorter than like the second last
episode of the fifth season of This Is Us, and I think that's that's fucking insane.
I'm not saying there's not good television shows. Obviously there's some great television shows, but
movies stay winning, that's all I'm gonna say.
Prepared is really good upgraded for sure. I mean, piercing whale is really good.
Dash is, dash is something, I'm gonna go dash.
I need some damage.
And then you're gonna bring back dagger spray.
Oh, and neutralize because they're the only two cards I've played.
We still haven't chosen, man. We still haven't chosen an archetype. We just have damage.
I mean, backflip is good. Blade dances. Shifts are good, but every single run I've done has been shifts.
Give me a backflip, and we'll keep our options open. I said what I said.
I'll remove and add a guilty for sure.
You can remove a strike.
Hate this fellow.
The kind of thing we want to go all in on this fellow.
Hit him with a neutralized.
A strike, a strike, and then a dash, 30 damage turn 1.
Backflip you mean the cracked out Uncle Olt?
They're gonna hate you for that one man.
I hate to say it, for some reason they're gonna hate you for that one.
We're getting rid of the whole fucking hand.
Give me a neutralize.
mother fucker.
Sorry, we need to get to our
Nial's fury as soon as possible.
Order? I'll say it so you don't have to.
Well, this fucking sucks.
It exhausts, bro.
News to me.
I don't want to die.
So let's start from there.
I would like to draw a neutralize.
We didn't.
Guys, we might be fucking dead.
How am I going to do 22 damage?
I'm not gonna do 22 David, I'm gonna pass away.
We ain't getting unks CS this week.
Can I say something?
Usually I'm the person who fucks it up.
Last night I typed into the Discord
and this is so fucked up I shouldn't even leak it.
I typed into the Discord, let's do some CS this week.
I got here with the most tasteless
and offensive message I've ever seen in my entire life.
The only day I can do is Friday.
What do you mean the only day you could do is Friday?
There's four other days, man.
You got a broken calendar.
Give me a transform on this snake bite and wait,
snake bite and pounce actually work together so nicely.
Sorry, Northern Lion GG. It's okay rainbow trout. It's not your fault. It's not your fault.
And then this has retained bro. We can use that. We just go, this is mouth slay the
fire we go straight for a poison deck. Next skill you play costs zero, seven poison, discard
this garbage snake bite his ass bro it's seven poison for two energy
well upgraded let me guess upgraded I bet it's nine 17 damage cost one less for
every skill played this turn wait that could be fucking awesome too piercing
whale is really good but I'm gonna take all the all the meme cards so far I'll do
sort of stone why not first time you play this card each combat gain energy
that's a given bro upgrade a card is obviously good but first time you play
pounds to gain energy. The neutralize makes a lot of sense too. I could see that being
big on neutralize. Fuck poison, bro. And now we have one less curse to deal with, which
which is very rare on this fight in my experience.
So you guys are gonna say you should've put it on neutralized.
Can I just say one fucking thing in my own defense?
It's not my fault that the card that we put it on
is the last card that we drew.
Okay, just as we got neutralized earlier,
doesn't mean that your decision was right.
That may not happen on the very next fight.
Game block equal to poison on all enemies.
The thing is, we're adding like almost too many meme cards into the deck.
Also this card gets worse every turn.
Wait, literally every, but nobody is going mirage at all.
I'm like, that makes me want to take it.
A scape plane is really good.
You definitely go with a scape plane. Plus, a scape plane could even be free if I play...
If I play pounce first.
We almost became the meme.
We want to...
We want to play a neutralize. We want to play pounce last.
Now, can I say something? It says the next skill you play costs zero.
It doesn't say the next skill you play this turn costs zero.
I'm gonna fucking freak out.
It carries over.
That's actually kind of huge.
We're getting a revenge.
Jorbs tried it.
George, if you see this, it's not your fault, but people, they, that clip is going to end
up on YouTube Shorts on the librarians channel, I'm sure, and it's going to like re, it's
going to do like the Metal Gear Solid 2 like exclamation mark when I, when the message
comes up in chat, and then I have a salute in there, and then it's going to be boom,
I think we gain five block pounce to be honest I think we don't play a defend I
think we hope to we can always play a defend for the same value next turn we
We hope for a better skill.
Neutralize is a better skill.
I play this, dump this.
Neutralize is not a skill.
I'm a survivor.
Then this, then this, then this.
I'm still taking 10 damage.
All right, well, we lived, but it kind of sucked.
Another pounce?
If pounce was a skill, this would go crazy.
But if it was a skill, it probably wouldn't do 12 damage,
I'm guessing.
My neighbor's bringing me food, yes.
Wait, wait, wait.
Didn't this trigger a whole argument on Twitter
like six years ago when that person brought chili
to the frat house next door?
All I remember is that there was a two-week argument
about whether or not they should have brought chili.
Oh God, the chili, chili gate, it was two years ago.
I don't know how long ago it was, I just remember.
It was like, there were months
where people were still litigating the chili stuff, man.
I must have missed that one.
There was a frat house next door to a person's house
and I believe she brought them chili,
like a pot of chili so that they could eat some vegetables,
which honestly, if you've seen the Doom Generation
directed by Greg Araki and starring Rose McGowan,
also Parker Posey appears for a bit,
one bottle of Gatorade and a multivitamin
would have solved all their problems.
If they had a multivitamin,
or just a single solid meal in the first 45 minutes,
none of that shit would have gone down, to be honest.
But anyway.
Honestly, I think we take a second pounce. I know it seems insane. It seems like I've
lost my mind.
Fuck it, we ball. We have absolutely no way to deal with AOE.
Why do I have so much energy, man?
I don't fully remember why they were so upset.
Damn, it actually worked.
Oh, because I get energy back from the pounce. That's right.
Also, you're right. The hourglass is doing crazy work.
Oh my God, this turn like couldn't be any better for us.
Kind of insane.
Because the chili had beans in it.
Okay, I think you're joking because that is really funny.
That's the funniest thing you could have said in that situation.
Is there, they were mad at her because the chili had beans in it.
That's fucking funny.
I want to take zero damage.
Or as close to zero as possible.
Chilli shouldn't have beans in it, don't it, at me?
It's literally good.
The beans literally taste good.
We fucked up when we started letting people call beans filler, man.
That's not filler.
That's like, that's tasty food.
Whenever you draw a card during your turn, deal 2 damage to all enemies, such an awesome
power that we are not at all built towards yet, but we also do have a 15 card deck.
I think we send it.
Now these motherfuckers don't want extra protein.
Yes, get them!
They're literally drinking protein water
and now they're saying stuff like,
oh, I don't want beans and much.
But then I know what they're gonna say.
They're gonna say some shit like,
well, it's taking away from the meat,
which is even more protein.
So you can't fucking win with these cats, man.
KD was right.
I'm so ready for us to exit peak protein and enter peak fiber. The Metamucil literally saved my life and I'm not joking.
I don't have any medical proof of that, but the bowel movements have never been better.
But may I also say, I actually think there's like, you could add fiber to foods the same way they add protein to foods.
Like, pepperage farms, if you're listening, I want some fiber-boosted goldfish.
You're telling me you can't include some more of like the wheat brand in the flour that you use to make the goldfish and like triple the amount of fiber?
I need the fiber goldfish, man.
Absolutely.
Or like bottled metamucil.
Like I get that metamucil, like you can already buy a container of it and mix it with your own water.
Sometimes you might find yourself at like a gas station and be like, oh, I didn't take my metamucil.
all of a sudden 299 500 milliliter bottle of Metamucil at the damn convenience store.
That would have literally saved Amy in the Doom generation, man.
Anyway, this time I don't think we take anything.
What flavor of goldfish do you mean? I'm a classic cheddar.
Honestly, the flavor boosted are too powdery for me.
I like a simple cheddar goldfish, but can I also say the multigrain tostitos are the best tostitos.
Something about the brown and yellow tostitos are better than the white tostitos.
Even though you'd think that they would be worse because they're supposed to be healthier,
at least a little bit, they're literally better.
They get puffier, man. Now what the fuck do we take? I think we take nothing and our wind
condition becomes drawing more cards. Lime is the worst. It tastes like, someone spilled like
dish detergent on them at the factory. Don't at me, it's just my two cents. You literally can't be mad.
We're going for raw damage. Still delicious? Well, I didn't say I wouldn't need it. Let's not go crazy.
Let's not go crazy. Unless I'm thinking about you, baby.
Allie pops soda 9 grams of fiber I gotta think about that man
You know for a while my mom was eating smart sweets
Which are basically like candy? That's not as bad for you, but it tastes a lot worse
I'll be honest, but sometimes I mean even bad candy still could be pretty good, right?
And we got energy back from that wait our deck is fucking awesome man
But then she told me she wasn't eating them for a while, and I was like why don't you have any smart sweets?
And she told me she read like a story where
Even though there's like three grams of sugar the non sugar
Sweetener that they add to it like converts in your stomach into like a super sugar that is like nine times worse for your blood sugar
Than regular sugar or something
Pinpoint literally kills motherfucker, man
And it turns into like super sugar, apparently.
At the start of your turn, draw one discard.
This is exactly what we need, bro.
Please I really need some block.
Okay, well, dude, I actually think, even though I was kind of memeing it up a little
bit, I actually think this deck is sort of incredible.
We have a synergy that will kill bosses relatively quickly.
And when we don't draw the cards that we need for the synergy, the cards that we have are
still killing enemies really quickly.
I mean a sly card is is pretty tempting man
there's a hundred gold transform two cards
absolutely would
oh shit oh fuck
close your eyes
not bad at all
not bad at all
um... i am gonna i'm gonna be a little bit of a pussy though
resting has been huge
upgrading has been dangerous on the season that bad men
so pounds gives us energy
that energy allows us to play a survivor for free
dump a dump anything
play speedster and then our our extra damage engine is now online
this is awesome
you have no lethal buddy I'm gonna ruin this guy's life
he does get really big
He does get fucking huge.
Don't like to go discard untouchable, bro.
And then I think I'll draw a card,
and then I think I'll weaken you.
And then I'll guess what, man, guess what?
It would be nice to get the poison on you, to be honest.
So let's start here.
Then this shit is fucking free.
I don't really want to take 11 damage,
but let's play the defense.
Can you pretty please turn off screen shake? It makes my head hurt really bad. You know
what? Because of the way that you asked? Absolutely. None screen shake. Let that be a lesson to
you in getting what you want. Other people come in here and they probably have the same
affliction, but they come in here and they go, still got screen shake on, huh?
Duck smoke.
You said, pretty please, with sugar on top, can you turn, pretty please, can you take
your shirt off?
I can't, I think, it's TOS.
And also I haven't shaved my stomach in a couple weeks.
One second here.
We don't need any defense, so get that trash out of here.
That's still 18 damage though, that's pretty solid.
Dump it.
two skills you play cost zero that's huge pretty pleased with fiber on top oh now
we're talking we shouldn't make my rest of origin maybe you could work together on
this one we shouldn't make a stock market but you can buy into cultural trends
so that you can bet on like I just want to buy fiber I want to have a position in
fiber how could because someone create a market so I can get of a fiber position
because I would love to open up a position in fiber right now you could do
it on calcium yeah but what's the market bro what's the market on calcium will
Will there be more fiber shit next year?
I don't know.
Also, that's banned here, or it's not legal yet.
Guys, I think this is good, but all of these are literally bad for our deck.
I hate to say it.
to skip. And then we definitely want early shop. Additional energy to start of your third
turn. Oh, remove five cards from your deck after that they come back upgraded. Oh, I love
it because we could easily like I don't mind cutting these two and we this one
just never coming back would be fine by me I think you're not wrong I plus
speedsters what actually you are wrong because how can I do I plus speedster
bro because I got a play speedster which means that we're not triggering the
I turn one.
I think we go pale's tooth and we cut.
You get two shibs, not two shibs.
You draw two, not draw two.
I mean, you're a removal candidate to be honest.
Okay. You do need to do some damage at some point. You're not cutting, you get them all
back? Yeah, I know. I think I mentioned that about 40 seconds ago. Not to be rude or whatever.
Let's see.
Your toasts, Vlad.
Two more.
I think the play is this.
Even though it doesn't stun you.
It's not all about the stunning.
You're done, lad.
Pale's eye or Pale's tooth is so good when you don't even need the cards that you give.
You give your best cards in because you don't need them anyway.
Sheaves gain retained.
This would be Dan's favorite card.
Pinpoint could go crazy. He's been kind of good for us so far
Plus two he was saving his shibs for some reason like he would be like I don't want to play my shibs this turn
I did I didn't fully understand it
The total mass retain. Yes, dude
Close to the edge down by the corner close to the dude down by the river
Sorry, I got lost in it for a second I get up
We want to we want a lot of draw
That are also skills. So I think that's a given
And obviously like relics are good, but you know what else is good never playing a strike
Be careful who you make fun of for having 26 cards in their deck because I think I'm about to have a 21 card deck
Nimble to I mean to be straight up with you, man
Finesse having nimble too seems pretty good.
Another shop right away.
I mean, dagger throw is kind of exactly what we're going for.
It's not half price.
What in the world is 9 plus 10?
What is this village you're doing with the crafting table?
That block is mine.
What is this villager doing with the Crafting Table?
What is this villager doing with?
Is it chickens?
I know he's crafting now...
Wait.
A piston?
of course you don't know anything about that.
Cut this.
Encore? Encore?
No, I don't know the original. I'm just going to assume that it's the least problematic song ever made.
Did you just make that up or it's a real thing?
It's a real thing that I've made up
in so many ways.
This is a crazy turn. You do 18 damage, you do 17 damage. It's literally better to play you.
No, because it gives us energy back. It's better to play you,
then play you, then play you, then play both. Which also allows us to play you, bro.
Come on baby, slay my spire.
Now you're sounding like Bandle, bro.
Look, dude, our deck is good.
Our deck is fucking awesome.
Tools of the trade is back and it costs zero.
I literally think you take nothing else.
This deck is going infinite.
Guys, why did I go to the shop, man?
Every time you play 10 skills, gain seven block.
block. We can definitely do something with that. Healed two off a meal ticket. That's
the spirit. That's the spirit right there. Thank you. I needed that. You also got an
elite because of it. That's true. I guess we could focus on the positives. I think this
This deck is literally awesome.
Snake Byte lets you play two pin points, which lets you play the rest of your hands.
Because this character actually works.
Honestly, you probably played more Spire than me, so I don't mean that as an insult.
I mean that as like aspirational.
So I'm willing to take your word on that.
We need a defense.
We're going to draw two cards.
I think you just dump the poison instead, just in case.
Make sure we stay frosty up here.
This is huge.
Oh my God, we got our energy back.
Now we can play both of those.
Did you wish Mario happy day today?
I like how you correctly did not say happy birthday.
I feel like that gives the impression
that you have workshopped this joke prior to that point
and then someone, like a streamer went like,
it's not his birthday.
And then you went fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
Speech, sir!
Wait, top bandages is incredible for us, bro.
Discard two cards, that two shivs into your hand.
Honestly, we are kind of discard-coded,
but we don't need more discard engines.
We already have one per turn, which is enough.
Avoiding the question.
This, honestly, two days every year
when I bust out the free calendar that I get at H Mart
for spending $100 on a grocery trip,
The two dates I circled immediately
May the fourth for obvious reasons and also March the 10th for slightly less obvious reasons
Because even though games are more important than movies for some reason people forget about Mario in March
Plus 7-eleven for free slurpy day. That's a big one too, but I just remember that one that one's easy to remember
Unlike the other two
definitely need a speedster. No we don't how long yeah we do why not. When is the free
ice cream day at Ben and Jerry's? Always forget. 420. I actually believe that that's
That's right, even though it seems like you're fucking fucking with me, I think that that's
fucking correct, man.
Do I care if you come to life?
I don't think so, bro.
Do you like the prequels?
I liked the third one.
I was the only person who liked it in 2005.
And now everybody thinks that I hate it.
Because I would probably rate it maybe a four out of five
on Letterbox instead of its consensus rating, which
is like a six out of five.
I liked it when I was seven.
Can I say something?
a lot of us never had that opportunity because it came out when I was I was 16
as I got a late birthday
dump a leading strike I think this could be a big turn you play escape plan
pounce
survivor dumps up pounce
and then Pinpoint gets the kill.
You ever movie hop as a kid?
Nick, I movie hopped,
obviously we should be using our potions.
I movie hopped one or two times, I can't remember.
One time I watched half of Terminator Salvation
and I said, this fucking sucks.
I left the movie theater to go see the Hangover again.
And then another time I walked out of Transformers 2, but I can't remember if I walked.
I might have walked into the hangover again, man.
I might have seen the hangover three times that summer.
I don't know if all those movies came out in the same summer.
The hangover was in theaters for like at least 11 weeks.
It was a sensation.
But I saw the second Transformers movie and it's right around, I remember there's
There's a segment where Sam Whitwicky goes to college and his mom accidentally eats a
pot brownie and it does that like, his mom gets like the psychedelic colors over her
eyes and shit like that, she starts to hallucinate and then he falls for a baddie at a party
but then it turns out the baddie is like a decepticon and I was like, I gotta leave
man, this just, I can't be doing this.
is beneath me. He does say, and that was good, he does say, why don't you get a tighter shirt?
And he said, the frat boy says, they don't have tighter shirts. We checked. There isn't
one. That's it. There isn't one. I think Strangle could work with this deck. We got
a mighty thin deck man not deck diggler on this one brawl brawl brawl neutralized
pinpoint pouch snake bite Battlestar Galactica
I'm saying it, lobster's not nearly as good as it is expensive, overglazed, literally and
figuratively.
Can I say something?
I think you're kind of right.
And I don't think that many people are going to disagree with you, to be honest.
I think lobster's really good, but I won't pay lobster prices for it.
I would pay chicken prices for lobster any day of the week, but I'm not paying lobster
prices for lobster.
Now all other things are being equal like for example, if you're on a Disney cruise and
they have a lobster entree on the menu, you might find yourself in a position where you're
like, well, I'd be stupid not to take the lobster.
But then you also got to imagine, well, don't they price that in a little bit?
Aren't you getting like less lobster than if you ordered the roasted chicken?
You're probably getting like a whole breast.
lobster you're getting like a diminutive little langoustine tail or something like that so I don't know I guess
for the most part I'm talking about uh I mean my my meta if you want to know the meta for like
um how to order food I honestly think that like ordering the food that sounds the tastiest to eat
is the move for a fellow like me that tends to be my go-to move is finding something that goes
Oh, that looks yummy and also like the price is right
Huge whenever you play a card deal for damage to a random enemy. I
Don't know if I'm like overpower maxing, but
They ever go to the midnight release of a new movie. Yeah
Snakes on a plane. I'm afraid. Um, I
I want a random dollar relic. What do you got for me? Whenever you add a card to your
deck add an additional copy. I don't know about that one man. That one might be a little
bad for us unless they're upgraded. If you were at the Boogie Nights party are you hanging
around after that shit goes down? See now that's... I don't think you can. But can
Can I say something?
If you haven't seen the movie, I'll say it in a way that there's no spoilers.
A guy is a really bad night.
But can I say something?
Little Bill literally didn't do anything wrong, bro.
The vibes were off as fuck.
The vibes were fucked up, man.
He correctly read the vibe of the party and then he acted appropriately.
that simple. I want that out there. He's literally a bad ass. I wouldn't go that far. I wouldn't
necessarily call him like a hero or whatever, but...
the hell is happening. Brantic escape is not a skill I'm realizing. I was going to play
it for free. You should be allowed to kill two people and then yourself at a party. Just
my woke opinion. Yeah, but have you considered that one of them was cheating on him and the
other one was cheating on, well, was making her cheat? Well, listen, let's not get
into the weeds. The point is, nobody in the party respected little Bill, bro. Little Bill
was always like, I'm having a bad day and my wife is having sex with somebody next to
the pool. And they were like, all right, how do you think we should light the shot tomorrow?
Bro, he's literally going, he's stressed right now. His cortisol spiked. It was pissing
me off. Nobody gave a fuck about it. They didn't even give a fuck about him
after that shit went down bro. At no part of the rest of the movie are they like remember
little bill if anything the subtext is they're like oh now that little bill's gone the party
never has to stop. Pissing me off man. Pissing me the fuck off. I would never treat William
H. Macy like that. I would treat him like the king he is. We might want to play a
frantic escape just to play it, man.
Same but in Magnolia. Yes, my adult braces, King. Rip, William H. Macy, and
Magnolia. You would have fucking loved Invisalign, bro. I know what you're
You're gonna say, you're gonna say is he ever gonna stop playing strangle last?
And the answer is obviously no, bro.
But fuck William H. Macy and Fargo, bro, Jerry Lundegard, you fucking snake.
You're a fucking liar, Mr. Lundegard, he fucking clocked you.
Nah, Bill was crazy for that one, he shouldn't have been doing all that shit with the
troop coat.
And don't even get me started on Stan Grossman.
Wanted a finder's fee for saying, oh, this place would
be great to put a parking lot.
What kind of two-bit business do you think this is, bro?
Wait, I think I had it backwards.
Doesn't he want to get like a percentage instead of a
finder's fee?
I can't remember.
It's been a minute.
But did you watch Fargo this morning?
No, it's just it lives in your memory at all times
because it's fucking awesome, bro.
Deals one damage, deals one additional damage for each card drawn in this combat.
Oh, but it adds two of them to the deck.
Murder, what murders?
Does one additional damage for each card?
We're not drawing that much.
We're not drawing that much.
Let's skip it, bro
Three cost man
Way too expensive you want to take my first turn bro
Okay, fuck fuck
Cut five cards from your deck add folly or as I call it
Fuck five cards from your deck add cawley
I got stun locked there. We could cut
All of our strikes and defends and snake bite and then we get one curse
This would fill our deck with complete garbage all it is gonna add to fucking folly
Gain energy the start of your turn Baku plays your first turn for you. There's no way man
Mike Yamagita's son or Jerry Lundegard, Dottie?
Dottie?
I need to drink more or less tea.
I can't tell which one, man.
I don't want Dottie to...
Long story short, Mike Yamagita lied, but he didn't do shit.
It nearly as fucked up as Jerry Lundegard.
He got his wife fucking kidnapped, bro.
I'm gonna go pee, okay?
One thing's for sure.
He can handle my deck, bro.
I'm back.
I literally think, first off, we're not going to lose because now I've got the piss out of
my brain.
Finally, he can't play my deck.
The order of my cards being played is so important.
But a mate is so fucked up, bro.
A mate is so horrible.
You got me.
I dodged the first muted, but you got me.
The other thing we could do is, well, we could encounter the merchant and then
just never encounter the merchant by dodging all shots.
Fuck it, bro.
You've earned it.
Then take me to the shop.
You get three relics per?
Yeah, but also like 70 cards.
Great, thanks a lot, man.
Every card that I get from the shop is gonna add two copies of the card. It's it's it's madness, bro
It's insane
Honestly, I don't think we need speedster
We play this
Pounce on you don't play escape plan yet
Fuck it play a defense give some value
Serpent form
Whenever you play a card while all my other cards deal zero, so we'll just hurt you
Beautiful
Act three shop is baby relics. That's a question mark event
It actually would be awesome to get all the baby relics for free
And just going to the shop is bad because you get the with the the bottom option on Vaku because you get all the cards as well
And then all of my cards are doubled when I add them to the deck
Dude slide does nine damage to enemies. I would add two of those to the deck
That doesn't bother me
Motherfucker man
You didn't even discard the slide card come on, bro. You didn't even discard the slide card
Now we don't need this that's that's a boss option. We definitely do pounce
Still have three energy
Does Bing Bong double curses too?
I would assume so.
I don't know about like in battle, but I would assume so.
Bro, you suck.
You're dead.
Should use some potions at some point.
Bro, more escape plans is literally awesome.
I'm never going to complain about that.
I will easily give you permafrost for two random relics.
Letter opener is incredible, and pendulum
could be pretty solid for us as well.
Stop.
Stop.
Wait, you can still play escape plan.
And if it's, oh my god, we've made it Vaku-proof.
Draw. Draw. Make it free. Discard Flick Flack Gen. Honestly, I don't see a good reason to
even take three damage. Does Vaku just go left to right? Yeah. Which honestly, in some
Some decks could be alright, and this one is kind of devastating, but in some decks it
could be okay.
He moves like you on hour 1000.
I mean I've made some horrible plays in my life, some that you have not seen yet, to
be honest.
How is that I didn't know that the boss literally is intangible every other turn
bro.
Such a fucking scam.
We chill on this.
It says, bro.
Yeah, but that's annoying.
Wait, do we want to double up on anything?
I mean, drawing two extra cards doesn't matter as much because Vaku's just going
to ignore him anyway.
I'm with like yet another deck that I don't wait it says obtain an additional copy
Whenever you add add an obtain or two different words, but I'm assuming that they're going to be similar
You know, I think you're right chat. I actually think you do just take finesse
Oh, yes
You got a dart in your neck, man
What? There's a dart in your neck. You know what I'm talking about? What's oh no I don't
even want to know the old school reviews on Letterbox and honestly they're wrong for the
reviews of the 40 year old virgin. They might not be wrong for the reviews of old school.
The first 15 minutes and then there's like cringe reviews that are like this has an
aged well but a movie has a good heart but old school really the first 15 20
minutes old school is really aged badly 3.2 I'll take it
3.2 do they not like 40 year old virgin they just Gen Z is not fucking with Judd
Apatow which trust me I understand as much as any person on the on the planet
earth. Wait they're gonna be able to play pinpoint that's so awesome. That
actually wasn't bad at all, man.
Gen Z be given Mallrats under three stars is pissing me off. Okay but Nick can I
say something? I also don't fuck with Mallrats.
Well, damage to all enemies.
We can do this.
Survivor, yeah, Survivor, Dumpflick, Flak, Jen.
Then Pinpoint, playing on touchables.
Same with Clerks.
Clerks 1 is pretty good.
Sorry, we're going to trigger Dogma poster.
I forgot that there.
a Kevin Smith themed chatter. Which is fine, just to be clear, it's fine everybody. Clerks
one I think is pretty solid, maybe even better than solid. Nightmare, part of my life, going
to see Clerks two with someone who is like insanely excited for it. And then while watching
it being like this is absolutely God awful, tinctious so good man, but then like not wanting
to lose aura so like forcing myself to laugh through the whole movie. Just devastating man.
That what was I thinking man? Yeah, calculated gamble has some merit. Was it a girl? Yeah,
Yeah, it was a girl obviously
There was a guy and I wanted to have his respect. I would have just been like
Yeah, it was pretty good all that like donkey stuff all that weird-ass donkey stuff. I guess it was like really funny
We dead ass don't need to rest let's go this way
Royal poison heal the full HP or lose 11 HP gain a relic.
Okay, so they want me to die. They gave me parrying shield, which could be pretty good.
I was so excited to play my turn. At least played two. Yeah, yeah, keep it going, man.
Wait it actually wasn't that bad.
Drop it.
Yeah it turns out like zero cost cards are kind of good man.
You're fucked, bud. Oh, shit. You're fucking fucked, man. Oh, yes. Yes, dude.
You don't need to play. Oh, you just played Flick Flack, Jan. Did it play twice or like
am I I might be confused it's been suggested a few times before dude our
deck is fucking incredible our deck is awesome
obviously I'm not gonna take any of these worst silent deck you should find
And like, you know, Jean Dielman, Apréh-Midi, Between Letters, The Tois et Sainte, best review
of that movie that would go crazy on Letterbox, because it's like four hours long, review
of that movie that would go crazy, shortest Judd Apatow movie, Five Stars in a Heart.
Now don't flood the zone on that one, because I don't want to ruin my favorite
social media platform but you mean take six damage I'm not gonna take six damage
you take six damage well I literally am gonna take six damage I guess your
French sounds like it's from Rockland I need to learn French men horrific
realization of my adult life now that I'm Kinomaxing? I thought I was Japanese
cinema coded but I'm actually French cinema coded. It's a truth no point of
denying it. Eww. Well you've never seen Eric Romer's love in the afternoon. I do
You need to see Portrait of a Lady on Fire, that's fucking, that's for fucking sure.
I almost applied six poison on myself.
I think instead I'll apply six poison on you.
It's on CBC Gem, really?
Portrait of a Lady on Fire is on CBC Gem?
The app that I used to watch mixed doubles, Paralympic, Wheelchair, Curling?
Really?
be so fucking for real with me? Who won in the Sweden versus Canada mixed doubles wheelchair
curling match in the Paralympics today? I want us, I'm praying on Sweden sports downfall.
I'm praying that Swedes never experience champion behavior in sports ever again. Keep posting
your pithy little curling rock poke emote. Canada one. Oh, Sweden. Oh, you guys are going
to be scary in four years. Sweden. Oh, Sweden, Sweden, Sweden. You're going to be scary in
four years you are. Motherfuckers. We need speedster. This is the boss. This is the final
boss of say the spire. Which means we then want to, I mean I prefer not to take damage
but also drawing a card lets us play more cards which lets us get more block. We have
enough block which means we play flick-flat-gen. Malmo County motherfuckers
and I don't have to eat a cinnamon bun with yins. Don't play that because I need
you to let me play calculated gamble. Huge. Oh fuck not huge. Wait still huge
though. Wait, our deck is incredible. They're calling it the best deck that's ever been made.
Holy shit.
Nice deck.
35 damage, 35 damage not ideal for certain, but still I'm feeling alright bro because
we got 5,000 finesses in our deck. Well that's devastating. Honestly we need a
serpent form and then we go apeshit on your next turn. Don't attack this turn. 25 damage.
I can live with that. We would rather play a... I know this looks so stupid. We would
rather play a finesse that gains 8 and draws than play an untouchable for free and if
If we discard the untouchable, it plays and then we can't play our finesse.
So we have to discard pounce.
That way we can play finesse, end escape plan, end escape plan, end neutralize, and then
calculated gamble, which I thought might play the sly.
I thought we might be able to unblock my chains of binding.
What the fuck?
Who asked bro?
Rare ass flavor text?
No attacks this turn, that's big.
I mean you might as well dump on escape plan.
Draw is the most important thing for a fella like me.
Fuck strangle here.
You draw, you draw, you draw, the draw lets you draw,
you draw under that which lets you draw.
In today's climate I don't feel comfortable
saying the bang the bang dicky so we're not gonna do that
but guess what bud, you're fuckin' out.
That was a great run.
Silent might be OP but that was a fun run.
Okay, this is the worst amount of damage you could do.
This is really, especially after all that, the bang-the-bang-dicky stuff, I can't believe
that.
How could you fucking do that to me, bro?
Motherfucker, man.
Ooh, Elite's drop an additional rare card reward.
Dude, I love Slay this player too.
What a great game.
Is that our third run?
That sounds right.
Finally, the time is now.
I don't think we played the ironclad on stream in a little while, man.
It should be $3,000.
This game literally, you should have to finance purchase of this game.
That's how good it is.
If this was a retro futuristic movie that came out in the 1950s, you would have a box in
your house the size of a TV that costs $7,500 and you would only have this game on it.
People wouldn't be like, oh, what game is that?
They would be like, oh, you got Slay This By or two.
crazy. I mean, a full art card is hard to argue with men. I can live with that.
Where Ironclad Max in?
Where do we go now?
I kind of like this high risk path, man.
Don't shrink me.
This guy's name is Shrinker Beetle. Oh no!
With a bug thing in your face, you get shrunk. Like a tiny fella.
What is he saying in the song? I don't have the baby got back on my workout playlist.
Because I'm too self-serious.
Shrinker Beetle!
He likes big bugs and he cannot lie.
That's one thing Sir Mixolot didn't think about it.
Instead of trying to find the biggest ass, he could have just shrunk himself down to
a size where all asses were huge.
Like, honestly, think that he'd be the type of guy who might just go to the Shrinker
Beetle and then be like, oh no, don't shrink me.
Don't shrink, don't shrink.
And then when he walks outside, he's like, hell, shrink it.
He was on a giant ass.
I think we take dominate.
We kind of have a vulnerable type build here.
He does go to giant butt land.
Now that I think about it, it's time to think this guy
doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about.
How'd you get so good at the voice?
i've just got it uh... i've just got the voice in me for whatever reason
i don't know where it came from to be honest with you
i do also say is
one of the takes that that people have taken a lot of offense to but i think
is obviously true
gen x is the last generation that understands what a woman's measurements
are
because if you said that thirty five twenty four thirty six to me i would
have no idea what the fuck I thought you I would think you were trying to open a
safe or something like that I mean I'm gonna show you I can kind of trace the
outline in my head but I can live with this
24 ways this crazy I'm trying bro I'm at a 28 right now
Six. I think you want like that.
Holy. I'm literally not that snatched. I just have like a tiny ass waist.
Like I'm kind of built like a dancer.
I think we'd rather have the vulnerable.
I'm thin and I'm a 34.
I mean, honestly, at a certain point it's just bones, you know?
I don't think it's like virtuous to have a 28 inch waist as a man or whatever.
Oh, yeah, bludgeon jockey.
This means you need a bigger belt.
It literally means you need a smaller belt.
Who needs more? You need more vulnerable. I had to buy my kid a new pair of shoes yesterday
because out of nowhere I put her shoes on and she said daddy the shoes are too small.
Now, let me just say something.
We had a whole weekend where solving that problem would have been trivial.
If at 9.15 a.m. on Saturday, she said, Daddy, my shoes are too small, would have been no
problem whatsoever.
But instead, she told me, Raida, we were going to school.
So I said, OK, well, like, maybe they take different shoes for Jim.
I was like, maybe you go wear your Jim shoes all day.
And she did.
Then I took her to the shoe store after school
and I have, you know, I have a five year old kid
she wears a size 11 and a half wide.
Doesn't that sound fucking huge, bro?
That's his, I wear a size 13.
So obviously I'm talking, there's a difference
between kids and adult sizes.
Why the hell, I guess what I'm trying to get at.
Why the hell are we still using fuck ass sizes for shoes?
Can't we just literally be like,
They're 14 centimeters long or something like that?
It seems like the stupidest possible way to do a size of clothing.
You wear a size 13, are you 5'10? Yeah, I know. It is really funny.
It is huge.
huge. And I do sort of feel like I'm a funko pop. I do have stompers, man. I don't know
what to tell you. That's why it was so hard to find shoes when I lived in Korea. Apparently
nobody in South Korea is wearing a size 13 unless they're like a really tall Korean American
that's playing on the basketball team. You need to go to the special basketball store.
a little expensive but to be honest upper cut is just kind of like a goaded card man
I mean blood wall might be kind of sick too. Can we just ban Yeti? What the hell did Yeti do, man?
I think we keep it going. Say sausage, keep it going.
5 10 28 inch waist and size 13 shoes. Do you have do you have a fucking problem? Yes, did I stutter? I
Do want to gain strength I also want to hit you hard. I mean three strength is probably not worth it man
You ever hear about eight inches in thick?
That's a perfect fuck your message.
I've heard tales of it.
I've never seen it for myself.
I've heard tales.
Exhaust any number of cards in your hand.
HP is kind of nice.
If you exhaust, OK, we're not exausted.
What are we?
We have the idiot builds.
That's for you, Yeti.
We have idiot builds.
All we do is play our cards that do a lot of damage.
The start of your turn, put a random card from your discard pile into your hand and upgrade it.
It does seem awesome for getting bludgeoned back like every turn, so I'm going to give it a try.
Perfected strike. I literally think perfected strike is bait. I took it out 250 times
in Slay the Spire 1. I will never take it again.
I will remove a card and add a guilty for sure. Cut a basic strike.
It's good now? Fuck you.
Let me guess, let me guess, Jorb said it?
Yeah, yeah, I fell for that once.
Do I get to fight enemies or just click buttons, man?
Are you a fellow 2834? 2834, bro, I fucking wish.
I'm like a 2828, and then I gotta roll up the cuffs.
I have, my leg game is insanely weak.
I have like no legs.
Well, not really.
That sounds really bad.
I have legs.
They're just not as big as my torso.
That's what I meant to say.
Yeah, obviously, we'll just play that.
Don't you bike all the time?
Yeah, but that doesn't make them get any longer.
Although, wait, wait, that's a good idea, man, bike that makes your legs longer.
We could work with a sword boomerang, oh, but this, unrelenting as well, oh, oh, 12 damage
that also gets you to play a bludgeon for free, at the very least, this is good, man,
that's literally good.
And I'm going to rest again.
That's true it doesn't have to be the same turn.
Oh shit.
Help!
Awesome, man.
You could literally do it.
Wait, wait, how would we get this done?
No, think about this.
How would we get this done?
Bike them.
Well, you know what?
A lot of people will say there's that myth of like the guy, the kid who works on a farm,
right?
And he picks up the cow every day after it's born.
And then as a result, when he's like a grown up, he can lift an entire fucking cow because
you just lifted it every day.
People are like, that's a myth, bro, that literally, obviously that would work.
How could that not work?
You just pick up the cow every single day.
It makes no sense to me that it wouldn't work.
You need rest days.
That's literally bait.
I'm at 57 days in a row on the Peloton.
You do not need rest days.
Anytime you want a rest day,
you should just work out twice that day instead.
I don't want this garbage, bro.
What happened 58 days ago?
I was at Olani Resort and Spa in Koalina, Hawaii.
And I had been working out,
but I didn't have, I hadn't done my laundry yet.
So I had to take a rest day.
Unfortunately, it's true.
I'm telling you, it's true.
So on the rest day, instead, I took like a two hour walk
at like five in the morning, which was fucked up.
I don't know if you know this,
but it's dark as fuck outside at five in the morning,
especially in the wintertime in Hawaii.
Guilty is removed from your deck.
Yeah, I'd probably.
Here's the thing though, why wouldn't I, because guilty is already going to get removed from
my deck in three combats.
I think we should cycle it man.
Strike is removed from your deck.
Yes man.
Ghibli we love you, we love you Ghibli, we love that you love Slay the Spire Ghibli.
We love that you love Slay the Spire. You're very good at it, Chibli. You're doing very
well. Congratulations, Chibli. It's really good. It is really good. Look at how thin
my fucking back is, bro. Can I say something? I literally think that the worst card in
my deck is Dominate. It's baiting me into thinking that vulnerable is the way on this
one. 28 inch deck. Yes. Zero costs? Not zero costs. Shit. This like exactly counters my build.
Thrash would go crazy on this deck. Imagine, man.
Honestly, we have no need to play a bludgeon, so just play something that generates weakness instead.
I'll take a little bit of played-ass armor.
Thrash and Stampede. Bro, you sound like you're from Calgary.
Kind of stuttered a little bit.
You sound like you're from Calgary.
I'm just gonna take a look at this.
Tate McCray asks.
So true probably.
Uuuuuuuhhhhhh we wanna play three attacks.
Don't fucking fuck with me bro.
some shit. It's a race and I can't tell if I'm winning.
Wait, wait, Mark Morrison as Alph, return to Melmac, come on, return to Melmac, there it is, return to Melmac, top of the world, and we're back to eat the cat.
Wait, is, is, so I'm using some context clues here.
Tell me if I'm barking up the wrong tree.
Is Melmac the planet that Alph is from? Is that his home planet?
Jar 7 imagine typing I think you die here
In the one and a half second window between when I've already killed the boss and when the video signal transmits to the chat
Can you imagine how how someone who typed that must feel after it happened
might have meant in real life oh shit wait what the fuck okay am I crazy to
think that Cascade is awesome here
Cascade could be crazy bro I mean my deck is so fucking thin I also think I
don't really give a fuck about anything else I'm kind of like Xavier from
the Doom generation which is on Chibli's... No, Chibli watched it. Chibli watched it.
He gave it a 4, I think. Yes, that's my ally right there. I personally gave it a
2.5. Let me see... I like this path, but let me see what we got here.
Enchant the skill with imbued. This card is automatically played at the start
of each combat actually transform bash into break 20 damage 5 vulnerable and
it's full art bro the luminescence actually seems super important for us I
watched it on YouTube what the fuck I'm paying $14.99 a month for that bro I'm
I'm still making payments on the doom generation.
And enchant a skill with imbued.
What skill would we even want to be imbued?
None skill.
Right now, electric shrimp, luminescence,
Bash in the break, 20 damage, 5, I mean 20 damage, 5 vulnerable, is crazy.
Plus I got rid of a bash.
Give me this path right here.
Holy fuck, man.
So, I think it's 12 damage to you, 42 damage to you, strike you, we take 3, big whoop.
Please tell me by the way that this does X plus one.
Oh, dude, free card for zero when you've got a thin ass deck like me.
I think this deck might be incredible.
See Chibli, you don't need pillage every single time, okay?
You can make it work with bludgeon every single time instead.
I'm going to use potions today, it's going to happen.
We don't, I mean, Bully doesn't even work for us.
It is zero cost, but it makes us more likely
to have a dog shake card, I think that's a pass.
If anything, we need something that represents
a block solution for us,
for enemies we don't kill quickly.
Sadly, I think this is like a taunt break turn.
Cascade me?
It will never be played until it gets upgraded.
I'm so sorry to tell you.
I'm so sorry you had to find out this way.
Why not?
This is better upgraded.
Draw a card, please.
That's horrible.
Whatever this is why you play as the ironclad man.
It's still three draw and three play.
Yeah.
You're right.
It's a little, it's even worse than I thought.
appeal to me. We don't want to go to a shop yet. Let's go this way.
Stop drawing bludgeon, because I want bludgeon to get played for free via cascade, man.
You have to play bludgeon.
Cascade me?
Bludgeon is worth more than any three cards, man!
I'm fucking freaking out!
Get out of my face.
I know you're gonna...
Wait, don't you summon again?
You summon every turn.
Oh, you don't summon.
You come back to life every turn.
And you don't come back with vulnerability.
Motherfucker.
This time, Cascade is the play.
Tont, aggression, Bludgeon.
I can't be mad about that.
We make it out.
Proper target too, yeah.
Honestly having a little bit of AOE turns out like it would be very helpful.
We have no way to deal with AOE at all.
This bullshitter man.
I mean, honestly, isn't even that bad?
Is still pretty good.
And is still pretty good.
I can live with those three fake relics, man.
22 damage.
Nah man, 16 damage.
Why buy the shit relics?
Well they're half as good, but they're half the price.
Seems like a bargain to a fellow like me.
This gives us an energy back as well.
Hit you, gain some plating.
They're like a quarter of the price we should have bought up a whole fucking stock man
On this one I'm getting my ass beat I've noticed but we definitely do that and then just cascade for one and draw another
bludgeon. Can you imagine if it had drawn another bludgeon though?
Can you imagine?
I'll lose 1 HP to deal 10.
That's a given.
Is it better to remove dual cast or upgrade?
Oh no.
Mom, come pick me up.
They're asking me slave-inspired gameplay questions.
I don't know, man.
It depends on the deck, I guess, is the pussy answer.
We need some block.
I mean, but a cascade that hits multiple upgraded legends.
Oh.
Oh.
No, no, no, we need shrugs.
You need to be able to survive.
And then you have to be able to upgrade.
That's seven vulnerable with 25 damage is insane.
Cascade is sick though. Enchant an attack with Corrupted. Yes, absolutely.
Lugin, 63 damage at the cost of 2 HP, that's big. Come on, big relic. First time you play
a power gain, 6 block. I don't know about that one, Tim, but...
Six seven damage, bro. No shot. Oh
You got me excited, I don't think we want two elites
I think we want question marks and one elite. This is combat, bro
It's not a question mark. This is combat
You're cooked and then cascade for two cards
Damn
Wait cascade might be awesome
Audio and video desynced, Chibli as your friend, I feel the need to let you know.
I think New Bate just dropped in chat, and I think the Bate is like audio and video desynced
with a question mark at the end.
Audio and video desync?
Anybody else got audio and video desync?
I'm not losing one HP, bro.
There's no need to lose one HP.
just play bludgeon next turn. Literally we could just play bludgeon, but this is so much
more slag. We could use another shrug. And we could all use a little chain.
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
Ah, ah, ah, wait!
Smash him out if it was good.
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
Pow, pow, pow.
No, no, it goes, we could all use a little ching.
And then it turns into the intro
to I Would Do Anything for Love by Meatloaf
where it starts with the motorcycle revving.
Rrr.
Dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum,
dum, dum, dum, dum, dum.
You wouldn't know a librarian, it's before your time.
I would do anything for love
Where I run straight into hell and back
And it could be me what?
I would do anything for love
Never went to go in that shop back
But I never had a good as winner had I with a you
Could totally work, man
We still need some AOE I think
Even though I don't want to take either of these cards
Hey, Fryman, we could just do a full episode, man
Fuck it
Fryman, get that little meat weirdo out of here
I didn't know who I was attacking there, my bad.
Honestly it might be a kind of turn for this.
We're going to go fucking crazy on you anyway, who cares?
What was the thing Meatloaf wouldn't do?
Didn't he give an interview like before he died and he was like I'm going to finally
spill the beans and then it turns out it was the dude from Full House. Like it was literally
Uncle Joey or whatever. In the theater no less with the fucking lead pipe. I couldn't
believe it man. It's worth all the question marks for just a single plus two. I'm not
not going to play the bludgeon. Huge play for a guy like me.
Alanis Morris said if she was meatloaf, which is crazy because if anything, I think she
could be meatloaf if the meatloaf is plant-based. She has kind of plant-based meatloaf energy
to her. And by the way, in this house that's a positive. This does 19 damage. That's fucking
crazy, man. So literally this is just a cascade waiting room. Anyone know what happens to
the piss in the human centipede? Oh shit, wait, wait, I never thought about it. But
But they're missing out on an opportunity to have, like, more centipedes.
Because off of everybody's dick, you could sew somebody's mouth.
And you could sew somebody's mouth to that dick and another person's mouth to that dick.
And it could just go on forever, man.
I think we need another shrug, to be honest.
Get pantographed right? Damn, we're fucking awesome.
Too vulnerable?
Oh, now we're fucking taught.
We need better blocks though.
That's just one extra centipede?
No, because you can have one come,
you can have a full centipede coming off
of everybody's dick, man.
You need to get a fucking sheet of paper because you're incapable of visualizing this if the centipede
You could have X plus one number of centipedes where X is the number of people in the original centipede bro
You don't know fucking math
So like a binary tree well, I don't fucking know what that is so like you know math better than me
And that pisses me off too
You should know exactly the same amount of math as me, okay?
Way away you do raise a good point.
How would the people that are sewn on to the dicks by the mouth actually eat something?
That's a good point.
Eating something is kind of like necessary for the whole centipede thing to happen.
Well no, because they're drinking the piss, bro!
Yes!
Because they're drinking the piss!
We found the way out.
Real talk.
I think on this one, Frantic Escape and then Cascade.
The fact that it didn't play a break is insane,
but this in the night away.
This in the night away.
Oh my god.
Not really what you want from a cascade turn, to be honest.
We're one away from the damn bludgeon too, whatever.
Does do a lot of damage
I've never seen the movie does the human centipede attack people or what nah
It's just a freaky ass doctor, I think
It just, yeah, it's just sort of there.
Damn, we actually could have died there.
Like, really easily.
We could have died playing a cascade that hit a bludgeon.
But if I may, it's all because of that fucked up turn where we played like three frantic escapes via our cascade.
So it definitely seems like one two punch would be an incredible card to add into the rotation here
The only thing is you're right. I'm gonna stop saying we but you don't get to deserve the credit either
Okay, we do have an energy problem at this
But actually we don't because one two punch could also hit
Unrelenting and then we get to play two attacks for free
In energy the start of your turn suffered dazed into your draw pile not not gonna happen
seven combats enemies in those rooms have one HP or I mean 999 gold is kind of insane
And we could definitely get two shops, man.
We gotta give it a chance.
No cascade, you're trolling, bro.
You're literally trolling.
I wanna cry.
Aggression.
We like oppression needs to be free.
It's taunts and breakthrough.
We heal for nine at the end of every battle anyway.
That's actually a ton, man.
We literally moneyballed the black blood upgrade.
We recreated that shit in aggregate, man.
There's no way this shit doesn't work.
I'm sorry, there's absolutely no way this shit doesn't work.
Whatever.
We didn't draw one to punch, that's the problem.
Good fuck, man.
I wish a single moneyball team ever won the championship.
Low key, it would have made the movie a lot better.
Instead of like, the movie ending and having
like a little text on the screen that
was like they lost in the first round of the playoffs.
We literally want this.
Wait, they don't win?
Buddy, are you sitting down?
They literally never won, which is even crazier.
But that being said, the thing with Moneyball is that,
I mean, it's a baseball movie,
so you have to set your expectations.
They should have been so much worse than they were.
It's a story about a baseball team
that highly overperformed the mandate
that was given to them by the ownership group,
which is based.
Forbidden term, man.
It didn't though?
Didn't they win the pennant or whatever?
I don't know.
I wasn't alive when that shit came out
or happened or whatever.
They had the best pitcher and hitter in the league
that year.
Shohei Otani. All boats to the left. Wait, draw Cascade. Fuck you, man.
One bludgeon and cascade on the same turn is pissing me the fuck off.
It didn't happen!
YESSS!
When'd you get 1200 gold?
Kiss the ring, young pup.
Simmer on that.
The deck is good.
The draw, it varies.
to my contractor. Having a deck would be so fucking cool. That's something to think about.
Much to think about, man. Could be a deck summer. I like being outside of my domicile, for sure. But I'm
But I don't really like being outside of my domicile, but just outside of my domicile.
You know what I mean?
I'm kind of not a patio guy.
Like I would rather be, if I'm on my lot, I would rather be inside of the house.
We play four cards on this one for sure.
Huge.
huge my patio mobs yours guaranteed probably we got like two chairs and a
little table I think having one of those like natural gas lanterns would go
kind of crazy
much to think about. You know what, bro?
Thank God he didn't drop blood. Now we just, just be able to play bloodin' and then the other one is going for buffs or something?
Patio Lantern's one of the worst songs ever. 100%
no lies detected. Kim Mitchell was crazy for that one. That being said, might as well go for a soda fucking
hooks. No way this doesn't play good stuff. Destroyed. Ah fuck!
He never sees unrelenting bro it's literally too expensive if it upgraded to one cost it
would be a dream come true but it doesn't.
How did he get break though?
Oh, you never met, what was the name of that elite
that we came across?
Can't remember.
Let's see, okay.
One week to all enemies on turn one.
We take those.
We definitely remove a basic strike.
Keep the deck thin.
The arbiter.
Really? His name's the Arbiter? No shot, man.
Add a copy of the third energy relic, bro,
but on the first turn, he lose energy.
But on every subsequent turn, you gain energy.
On the first turn, you lose energy.
It's one turn. Who cares?
All right, I've been bullied.
I think a master of strategy is just like pretty much always pretty decent.
What's the synergy on this one? Uh, I don't want to talk about it.
The synergy on this one is drawing a card that plays x number of cards off your draw pile
and hoping it plays bludgeon. That's basically it. That's the that's the synergy.
You know what? Drink the potion.
We will not be going with giant rock on this one. I'm sorry to say.
We'll be taunting you for block.
We do already have a taunt in hand to be fair.
I think I fucking hate aggression, man.
Okay, we tanked our turn where we don't have as much energy, now it's time to go off.
Wait, it literally paid dividends immediately.
You haven't played aggression once, just remove it.
Okay, go ahead and lend me some money then.
Let me some money and some shops and I'll do it
Probably should have played on relenting on that one. I'll give you that you know what though actually this is smart
Put some block up
Guy with 1200 gold be like yeah, but I need to remove strikes in defense first, bro
You don't know shit. You've never beaten this engine 20 on a Disney cruise. That's all you need to know
Wait, wait, wait, wait, so flame barrier obviously is the play but what if the actual play is play the top four cards of your draw pile?
Not super thrilled to have gotten a a master of strategy as the final card with zero energy
But we do have don't we have a one two one two punch doesn't carry over to the next turn
They think we're stupid, bro.
Now we play Unrelenting.
Into a bludgeon and kill you.
Pen Nib also crazy.
Irrelevance. Back to Lumbridge. Yes, man. Yes.
Let's turn your next two attacks are played twice. Let's do it. Just upgrade your rares, bro.
fuck it bro maybe we play aggression on turn one
no aggression is good dude I'll stop doing it when you stop laughing give me
two random relics red skull upgraded attacks do three additional damage oh and
that upgrade exterminate bro but you're kind of nasty with it we only have two
energy anyway but we need to not take 21 damage ideally that's helpful that's
helpful six seven bludgeon what can I say nobody like six seven like me man you
You might say you do, oh yeah, how much damage does your bludgeon do?
Exactly.
One-two punch doesn't work, right?
Like I'm about to be scammed.
Whatever you still play, no, you have to play taunt because the vulnerability is good
and then cascade for four.
No attacks, I'm afraid.
Are you joking?
Are you joking?
Shrub.
Flame barrier.
We have to block.
This guy's doing so much damage.
Can you take a turn off the buff, man?
18 damage.
A battle trance.
I mean, I think you just gotta eat dirt on this one.
This is a break and a bludgeon.
And then the hope is that next turn,
oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit.
Oh, that's really good.
That's really good!
This is gonna get us there, man.
Oh my god, it does by one.
Honestly, truly believe that a blood wall might help. I didn't even look at the rare.
I'll be so for real with you. I have no idea what the rare was. I didn't even look at it.
Not for a second did I pay it any mind.
One energy kind of not good
It was dark embrace
When you exhaust draw that card should literally cost zero bro. It's no good. I'm saying it
Loser card. I'm doing the loser thing a lot today, but I kind of like it loser card
You should draw first
You should draw first, in my opinion.
Okay, we literally only have, we would not play one of these.
We're getting so, you have to do it, man.
You have to do it.
Did we not, we didn't get our shrug, which is unfortunate, but I do think we're going
to get a kill, but we're going to kill them all.
Applying Vulnerable Draws to...
...empting for someone else, maybe for the next guy.
Upon pick up, three attacks get Sharp 3.
Oh, oh, oh, excuse me.
You get a Potion Belt,
and then you get Entropic Brew,
and the Duplicator,
and then you enchant three attacks with Sharp 3.
Especially this one.
Anthropics brew so true.
We do have pantograph.
Fuck it bro, we Smith.
And then this shit's about to get fucking crazy.
I'm getting beers with Claude.
I want two decks.
I don't want to duplicate yet. I want to draw.
I want to draw.
I want to draw.
I think I'll duplicate on a break.
of my hand. Not much point in playing a speed potion. We were on a break! Friends, dude.
I saw a greeting card. I forgot I had so many stories I haven't told, bro.
I saw a greeting card at the pharmacy that had friends on it and it was like,
you're not old this show just came out like last year or something like that or
no it's a you're not old in the cosmic sense the earth is six billion years old
isn't Ross so crazy or something like that that was kissing me off but another
one is I took my daughter out to eat lunch on Sunday at a Chinese restaurant
very small place but not like a fancy place one of those places that has
like eight tables but not because it's like Michelin starred and there was
like a 15 year old kid at the table diagonal away from us and the whole lunch
he was having a one-sided conversation about how he's like well I don't want to
be seen as like not tolerant or whatever but it bothers me that school is
pushing so much like LGBTQ acceptance and his whole argument for it that he
repeated like a thousand times was if everyone in the human race was gay then
and the human race would go extinct.
No it wouldn't bro.
You could just fucking, you could still do the deed once
and propagate the species and then go be gay for one.
Like your argument is a huge hole in it.
Lots of gay people have kids bro.
But then like beyond that,
it's a ridiculous argument to begin with.
Secondarily, I was like, I wasn't cutting them any slack
so don't put that evil on me.
But I was like, this seems like a classic
like midbrain, 15 year old is like the valedictorian
in his school, so he thinks he's got the whole society
figured out, but really he has no lived experience.
So he's got all this like bravado from being the best
out of 20 kids in his ninth grade class and debate club,
but like hasn't actually talked to a real rhetoric Maxer.
He's got a lot to learn.
And then I realized, I thought it was him
and a friend of his that were having this conversation.
It was him and his fucking mom!
It was his mom sitting across from him at the table.
What the fuck, man?
I thought it was two dumb ass teenagers
having a conversation.
It was like a 60 year old woman and her 15 year old son.
I was freaking the fuck out.
Anyway, get modbed.
The ages are off. She looked old. Hate ages you.
Okay, take the speed potion. Drink the Entropic Brew.
Use this.
In a ritual.
Be made vulnerable.
He's gonna be mad when he finds out bisexuals exist.
Bro, I mean there's that but then also, I mean there's so many problems with the argument.
I think he's gonna be mad when he has this argument with a gay person and they go,
well, I didn't choose to be gay.
And then he goes,
But I think it's oh, but if every it's a maladaptive trait because if everybody else in the human race
What the fuck are you talking about you little kid?
You literally have a piece of paper that tells you where to go every single day
And you live your life by the sound of a fucking bell, man. You don't know anything
Act like it. Anyway one second. We're gonna go in on this fella
duplicate or cascade
There's got to be an attack in here somewhere, right?
Yeah, you guys!
Yes!
Can we get him in the CS lobby?
No doubt dude is going to be like a fucking man as a counter strike.
And I mean that as complementarily as I can, man.
Like, he would really help me get ranked in Premiere.
Or Valo, that's true, he was pretty young.
I mean, I think you got a one-two punch bludgeon.
I love Cascade as much as anybody.
That's the end? He doesn't do anything else?
He doesn't do anything? I thought he comes back again or something.
That's the easiest fight of my life, man.
stop with this would stop with the 1488 damage okay I've got enough problems my life stop
with the 1488 damage okay that's that's two times in a row you made your point god damn
Unlock the vent trash heap.
What else we got here?
Honestly, I think we're going to run one more back, and if we're late, so be it.
But you guys have been telepathically transmitting piss into my bladder.
And I need to go empty it into the toilet.
Be right back.
you
you
We're back, y'all.
And I say, who left a review, or who left a comment on my, um, letter box review of
the Doom generation that said, one second, I'm scrolling.
It said, I love you, but please turn off your phone or give me a call.
I cannot support hate.
Please stop this.
I know this isn't your heart.
Isn't that the shit that Grimes wrote when Elon was going off on Twitter?
You can give a movie a two and a half and it doesn't make you evil.
It doesn't make you a great comment by the way.
We're literally just going to run back the silence because I want this run to be, it's
never going to be over in 40 minutes, but I think it could be over in 60 minutes
if I know what I'm doing.
Why are you pissing so much?
You guys have not had COVID 14 times like me, okay?
If you've had COVID 14 times,
you know that it makes your throat really dry
so you sound like you're dying.
So you drink a lot of tea or water
in order to compensate for your dry throat
and then you have to go pee.
It's that simple.
You know what, give me 150 gold.
We're going full pussy mode.
You've had it 14 times.
Yeah, I think so.
It would certainly explain why I'm saying
every second word wrong lately.
Is it long COVID if you've never not had it?
I don't remember what it was like
before in a pre-brain fog world, man.
And I almost just said brain frog.
I had to lock the fuck in to not say brain frog.
Not that you care.
It would have been the funniest fucking thing
ever happen to you bro you would have loved that shit you would have been like
brain frog you would have typed brain frog in chat whatever man you care if I
live or die and don't say you don't just because I gave the doom generation a
two-and-a-half give me up my sleeve I'm not saying we're going ship build
that's just best card available clumsy to your deck for a relic I would do that
every time you had a card in your deck get 15 gold bro that's kind of awesome
hey maybe we are gonna run a shiv deck
and I just say I don't think this is the right play but wait maybe it is the
right play neutralize that does six damage is kind of crazy
you only what it is clumsy clumsy is ethereal
Bullet time is pretty good too, I can't deny it.
Give me the bullet time and then remove the clumsy.
What does A3 do?
Believe it or not, you make less money.
That's why I do like we've had so much money this whole time.
Transformer upgrade is upgraded by a mile.
Give me four shibs.
Honestly, give me the max HP. I want to upgrade my existing cards. No disrespect! No disrespect to Burdanisek, okay?
Best gaming year ever and it's only March. Bro really likes high on life too, huh?
Plus two, I don't know, it might be awesome.
It's got some funny people in it.
I'm not even being sarcastic.
Literally the best that this fight has ever gone.
Esoteric Ebb mentioned.
I hope people are playing Esoteric Ebb.
It seemed like an awesome Edwardian farcical take
on Disco Elysium.
I'm not being sarcastic.
This is just what my throat sounds like
because I've had COVID 15 times.
Sucker Punch pretty good, man.
Not the movie, the movie's really bad.
Why aren't you playing it?
I've had COVID 18 times, I can't read.
Pantograph might as well say upgrade four cards,
four cards because that's basically what it does for you that's damn right it was
good to play gameplay man one of any of my friends want to play counter strike
this week. Or if any of them want to go on the Aerodactyl Airlines and visit my
Pocopia world. Probably not, they're saying they don't like you. Wait, really?
Did they say that shit? They say that shit dead ass. 13 shoe size, by the way.
Okay, but that's literally true. I think we want nimble 2 on Cloak and Dagger.
Glad to catch one of your streams. I watch your YouTube videos to fall asleep.
Thank you for saying that. I need you to weigh in on an argument, okay?
Can you tell all these weaklings that it's still okay to fall asleep to
NL videos even though he randomly changes his volume every 30 seconds it's
completely fine man yes sometimes I got wait wait talk loudly I thought very loud
in day but that's okay just tank it bro
Wait, we don't have exact change anymore.
Yes we do.
Three, two, six, six.
Neutralize you.
We own you, little bro.
He's the trip-posting and I'm loving every minute of it.
I gotta watch the trip again.
One of the best airplane movies I've ever seen in my life for sure.
Gentlemen to bed.
We rise at half nine.
What does he say?
Somebody post the whole monologue.
I guess he's a dualogue because there's two of them.
But could somebody post the whole thing right now?
Gentlemen to bed.
We rise at nine thirty.
We rise at noon.
horizon 830 for nine you see the sequels not yet I really should I got to get on
that
best airplane movie is flight I literally watched Dunkirk on a plane I
don't give a fuck bro turbulence still kind of makes my hand sweaty though
anybody else get turbulence on the airplane and then check their galaxy
watch to see what their heart rates like
Yes. No, but I will now. Yeah.
Ladies and gentlemen, if you could please fasten your seatbelts.
Counter a little bit of choppy air. Me going into my settings.
Okay, turn on continuous heart rate monitor.
Turn off 10 minutes only heart rate monitor.
I'm on too much Xanax to care.
Damn when my kid is tan, I'm gonna be fucking barred out on the airplane man. That sounds awesome at five. I gotta be responsible as fuck
Sometimes I'll be like literally you've seen someone with two roller bags going down the aisle
You ever seen a motherfucker with three roller bags going down the aisle? I know what you're gonna say, bro
You only have two hands. Yeah, I know so you put one you put
a row of three roller bags.
You grab the handle on the front one
and the handle on the back one and squeeze them together.
And then you are walking sideways, shuffling.
And meanwhile, everybody who boards the airplane,
they don't just put their shit in the overhead and sit down.
They put their shit in the overhead, stretch in the aisle,
go into the aisle, take their jacket off.
Oh, my wife sitting across the aisle.
I need my snack.
I mean, can I get the dried apricots from the
and then she's getting up and going into the overhead
and I'm sitting there like,
grrr.
Pissing me off, man.
I forgot what I was gonna take.
Can we literally just make a habit
of taking cloaks and daggers and then cutting strikes?
I think you let people live in your head rent free too much bro. They're literally I'm monetizing them. They're paying rent
Rather you print and scan you know what I'm talking about you lose the ship so easily
Ha ha true don't fucking ha ha true me I won okay. I won resign
Literally don't even care if you hit me a little bit.
It is a rare job where you can make money off being annoyed in public.
Maybe that's why other people are like, I wouldn't live my life like you.
And I'm like, oh man, it's awesome.
You know how fucking sick it is to get pissed off in public and go I'm going to tell a story
about this later?
I mean you could do that IRL but like I don't know most people don't want to hear stories
IRL they just want to wait for the story to end so you can have your turn to talk.
I can already feel that we're going to get Kunai on this run.
shuriken. We should literally save money and not go to a shop until we have so much money
we could buy one of them. You should pay royalties to the people who annoy you. Literally probably
true but luckily I just assumed that they don't know how to read so one of well what
are the odds we get both in a shop man that would be crazy. I'm back from watching
this clip from the trip.
Great movie though.
Great movie.
Guys, we actually might die.
Turns out I do less than zero damage.
Now we're chill.
Right?
Right?
Yeah, I think we're chill.
Never been chiller, bro.
One accuracy could change everything.
It could be the toothpick.
Literally adrenaline might be the best card ever made in Slave Aspire.
I'm drinking iced coffee, it's just a milkshake, that's okay.
I'm so, when protein maxing dies, and I think it's going to be a slow death, but
So when it dies and fiber maxing is in, I'm so ready for everybody to be friends with
sugar again.
It's actually awesome, man.
Getting an ice brown sugar shake in Otis Presso is actually like, it's 130 calories
and then people go, it's all sugar.
Bro, for the way it tastes, it should be like 700 calories.
some of the best tasting food that mankind has ever invented.
I re-up at those numbers any day of the week.
Do I want double campfire?
Hey, step on itis.
Thanks for the gifted subscriptions, by the way.
Thank you.
Enchant all defends with goopy.
too relaxed to the deck at the start of your turn. We need to draw an additional card, bro.
Where's my tooth, man? I don't want goopy defense. I get the idea that they exhaust,
which is nice. And then you'd only play them one. Maybe goopy defense are actually awesome.
Well, you're right. Relaxed bullet time is really good.
You sold me on that turns out there's a heuristic that works in this game full art cards tend to be good
We have so little aoe I think we got to take this this path right here, so we have some choices
Well, where's my fucking full at time bro
Where's my fucking bullet time, Denny?
Oh, there it is.
Nevermind.
Got it on turn two.
Neo on the roof?
Wait, that could be a good bit.
I'm on the roof.
You know when he's breaking out of his office when the agents are chasing him down?
I'm on the roof, Morpheus. Good. Go to the edge. I've decided the bit actually fucking
sucks and there's nowhere to go with it at all. It's really just, it's reheating Chibli's
is not Joseph I'm being honest.
You ever do a drink tier list?
I've never done one, I'm,
I'll, there's no sacred cows for me, okay?
I'll be honest with you, I will put water in B tier.
Do you need it to stay alive?
Yes, that's why they put it in every other drink.
It's good, water is good.
But like, coffee is better.
And by the way, if you say some shit, like, oh, but if all you drank is coffee, you'd
have a headache.
You're making the same argument as that kid at the Chinese restaurant, okay?
Now, you're doing it from a much purer place.
You have a pure heart when you make it.
But that's not how we should be evaluating everything, man.
is by far the best drink? Have you ever had a soda, man? It's, it's delectable. Yes, I
have. Can I say something to you? I'm being for real and I don't care if this makes you
mad. In fact, I'll laugh if it makes you mad. So keep that in mind. If you, if your
favorite drink in the world, and I'm not talking about your most commonly consumed
But if I was like, you could have any drink in the world and you said water?
I think you might be the most performative motherfucker in the history of planet Earth.
Of all the myriad beverages on Earth.
Coffee, tea, beer, soda, lemonade, fruit juice,
milks, milkshakes, sparkling water.
Like anything, bro, you said water?
Come on
That's fucking that's insane
Nightquill, okay, that's a fucking awesome answer
Nightquill is a fucking sick answer I
Respect you for that one
I also think the nightquill latte would go hard and a lot of people said you can't make that people will die
People, honestly if you can't handle a naikwilate through the Starbucks drive-thru
on your way to work then I don't want you at my damn coffee shop, bro.
I'm telling you, we can't let these people hold back human progress just because they say you
can't drink three doses of naikwil in a caffeinated beverage and then drive on the freeway, okay?
We have to, we have to let new flavored frontiers be breached, okay?
Fuck you.
I think it might go out there, it could be fucking awesome, man.
7 damage that's perfect for a guy like me not 6 7 maybe
We need a backflip no we need more cloak and daggers man. Oh, there's one right there. Can I can I get an?
Accuracy please one accuracy and this deck goes crazy
crazy. Well we haven't removed shit from our
dot com. Um, remove two defense at an ultimate defense.
Loud ass upgrade.
That's what I'm saying man.
I see you poopooing my awesome idea and I don't respect it.
I'm telling you, a venti naikulate with a double shot would go fucking crazy.
Honestly, imagine how much that would fix you if you had a cold.
Is the extra shot espresso or Nyquil?
It's literally dealer's choice.
Chicago style drag through the garden.
I think we want this.
They tell you on the bottle not to take caffeine with Nyquil.
This isn't a bottle, this comes in a cup, bro.
Where did the bottle come from?
That's Dayquil.
It is Dayquil, because Dayquil already has caffeine in it.
That's why those early Isaac episodes are so good.
Do we not have a bullet time? I'm freaking out.
Why not Dayquil? Cause Dayquil audience can't feed it in bro! You're gonna get a headache!
You're gonna get an impending sense of doom and generalized anxiety.
Can I say something, though?
It is crazy.
They make a non-alcoholic nightquill that people just take to fall asleep.
I think if you are, and I understand that it's habit-forming, so I feel bad for you,
But if you are on Z-quill to fall asleep, I really think you gotta spend March trying
to get off the Z-quill, man.
That cannot be good for you.
What about Melatonin?
I take 5mg of Melatonin to go to sleep.
But that's mostly just because it also has zinc in the gummy.
So just the melatonin is just a nice bonus.
Aleene Knight.
Yes, man.
We've encountered Dr. Javago, Bridge on the River Quai.
If I don't get an accuracy, I'm gonna freak the fuck out.
Top 10 jokes of all time.
It was crazy getting older and realizing
that he had such good taste in movies, man.
Okay, wait for Kunai?
Yeah, yeah, but, bro, blade of ink.
This turn whenever you play an attack,
game two strength this turn.
I think that's what we need, man.
We need something that can actually do some damage.
This actually does some damage.
This turn?
Yeah, bro, I know, but still,
I need to be able to do some damage.
I may have to fight some elites at some point damn HP
Add exterminate or squash
How can my deck be so thick and actually do nothing then?
Honestly, I do think we're going to need to make an enemy vulnerable
vulnerable. 58 HP. We get an upgraded relax. Nyquil ass deck. We're literally gonna win.
And you're gonna have to apologize to me yet again. Type B segment over? No, no, no, it's
It's not over, but you guys just keep poo-pooing, my Nyquilate.
What are you saying?
It's a latte.
It doesn't even have to be coffee.
It could just be, it could be oat milk and three shots of Nyquil.
23 damage. Not today buddy. Oh my god and you have fucking Thor and Scott damn it. The milk
of the Poppy. That is milk of the Poppy man. Okay so this is a bad turn for Blade of Inch
But we'll get there.
God, I'm sure that a Nyquil Latte would be fucking awesome.
It started as like bait,
but now the more I think about it,
the more I'm like, I bet it would be fucking incredible.
Emodium Latte?
I can't even talk about Emodium.
This shit is pissing me off for real.
Why can't I talk about a modium?
Have Salmonella and Campylobacter go to the walk-in clinic.
Oh, no big deal, just take a modium.
Go finally see a doctor of internal medicine at a hospital because I feel like I'm dying.
She goes, are you on any medications?
And I go, yeah, a modium.
She goes, who told you to take a modium?
I say to the doctor at the other clinic, she goes,
if you have food poisoning, you should never take a modium.
You need to get the bad stuff out of you as soon as possible.
Thanks a lot, doctor.
So now I still have like half a box of a modium
in my medicine cabinet that I know I could never take.
piercing whale is a really good card
oh shit
why am I never drawing my good cards?
this doesn't seem like something they should be able to come to pass
You take it for chronic non-infective diarrhea? Bro, it's literally an opiate.
No shot. That's the thing. Dr. Robbie wouldn't treat me like that. Dr. Robbie
would give me the fucking Cyproflexusin.
And that's why he's my goat, bro. And don't say some shit like Dr. Robbie's
not real. He's real to me, damn it.
Give me my energy. Amazing.
acceptable term. Who's Dr. Robbie? I read books. He's sort of like, have you ever read
the death of Ivan Illich? He's sort of like if Ivan Illich was a doctor who didn't hate
his wife and was like a really good doctor and didn't, I mean, as long as we're talking
about Darwin Awards. Where's Ivan Illich's Darwin Award? Bro like fell off a ladder hanging
a curtain rod and bruised his kidney in such a way that it killed him slowly over the course
of like four months. That's so embarrassing, bro. Like, here's your sign. Spoilers, bro?
whatever the book six pages long get over yourself
give me some fucking energy bro this isn't how i go name that movie
It isn't, you're right, it is more of a novella.
You got me with that one.
This is, finally it's paying dividends.
Big fish, K. Magnum, you got it, big fish.
Albert Finney, Jessica Tandy, Billy Crudup,
Mary Ann Coutillard, Ewan McGregor,
Helena Bonham Carter, Danny DeVito, people, Danny DeVito.
I wanna say Allison Lohman.
I wanna say maybe Allison Lohman is in that one too.
Is that correct?
I'm being told that she is a son in theaters in 2004.
Both relaxes on the same turn.
They really do be your own, man.
You know what?
This is an insanely good turn for Snack-o-oil.
What the fuck?
What the fuck, wait I have bullet time.
I have my invention, I have bullet time.
That's true if there's a Nyquil latte there should be like a Dayquil beer.
just to even you out man. The sweet ain't as sweet without the sour. I'm tender. When
you play a card lose one strength and one dex. What the fuck? So I'm just a fucking
joke to you I guess. I mean I can get I can strength myself out of it. You play
blade of ink, squash, leading strike, we can literally outpace it man. Didn't even have
to use our potion. When we doing a Nyquil stream, go shot for shot, see who can make
it further. Ricky, I'm gonna be honest, I think I might be the sleepiest person on
Twitch that only streams like five hours on weekdays. I sleep so I honestly think
if we did like I one thing I proposed to Apollo and I think Chibley and Justin
was what if we sat in on a table you know like side effects style we were
strapped the fuck in and every ten minutes they just made us take ten
milligrams of melatonin and I said last person awake wins I honestly think
I'm asleep in 20 minutes. I don't think I could stay awake. 10 milligrams is crazy.
I mean it's like the highest recommended dose, but we're doing some crazy shit here. Can't
just be going on the back of the bottle and then being like the average dose is, you
know. You know, for 2.5 milligram gummies and then being like, okay, we'll take a quarter
of a gummy every 10 minutes. You think that's bad? Wait till we get to Thailand all night,
bro. Also, I know people, they write in the comments all the time, oh, Thailand is
actually like really bad for you. Just so you know, every time you write that,
I know your ass is a headache.
That was a it was a headache with a keyboard that wrote that.
How do I win this again?
I don't buy it.
Let me see.
Long-term melatonin use is associated with a significantly increased risk of heart failure
in adults with insomnia.
A 20-25 study found a 90% higher risk of heart failure over five years for daily users.
Literally not even a problem because that says for melatonin users with insomnia and I sleep
really well.
So that literally, I'm not even fucking with you, that literally doesn't apply to me
because I know how to read.
I don't have insomnia.
I just take melatonin.
And why do you use it?
Gummy.
Gummy Tasty. Exactly.
Okay, we need Blade of Inch.
We need Up My Sleeve.
leave. It is starting to feel like the silent is the character where you can literally play
anything and win. And I think that's awesome. Coke Zero Latte? I've never had a physique,
I mean I guess that's not true. I've had like the Coca-Cola coffees that they occasionally
bring the australian stuff you have to be hit next unfortunately it is good man i like i like a
but it's more like a coffee flavored cola than it is like a cola flavored coffee
Much to think about.
So really like the only turn that matters is the turn on which I get.
Whatever this card is called, Blade of Ink.
This would have been a pretty good turn for it if we're being honest, but that's it's gonna have to wait.
Can I say something else? And I don't know if the world is ready for this.
I think we want to do, we want to weaken you because you're going to hit harder next turn,
and then turn back the other way so we don't take double damage.
Why do the bottled and canned drinks at coffee shops suck so bad? I get that they also,
what they want to sell coffee, but sometimes you go in there and you've already had your
coffee for the day, but you want a quick drink. And then it's like, oh, okay, now I'm going
gonna pay 450 for like a 200 milliliter thin can of San Pellegrino sparkling
juice or something like that or some kind of kombucha just put a fucking Coke
zero in there man it ain't that serious at the same time it does piss me off so
it is it's exactly that serious maybe they do want you to buy a refresher
passion fruit dragging fruit ice latte type nonsense I really don't want this
to be GG but it might be GG
worst turn possible for blade of ink give me blade of ink right now
with three pumps in my flow.
26 damage.
I literally live.
Mr. No Defense.
If I literally had one accuracy, and it's an uncommon card, if I had one accuracy, this wouldn't be a problem.
But even the game said, like, damn, I had enough of this.
Okay, now, face God and walk backwards into hell.
We live to possibly fight another day if we just got Blade of Ink or if we just got anything
at all really.
What's our next Blade of Ink turn?
Our next turn is the worst possible Blade of Ink turn you could ever have.
Not that it matters because we're literally dead anyway.
They fucked us on this one.
But you know what, perfect amount of time for a say-to-spire run.
For now, I'll be back tomorrow.
Let me send you over to my wife's stream.
I hope you have enjoyed your stay today at the Northern Lion Hotel.
And I will see you tomorrow.
No, y'all!