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Oh, yeah, that's totally fine. That's public.
What's up gamers? What's Cubic?
My hockey thing in my very Cubic broadcasts.
I don't know if you saw it. I put a demo reel together for my hockey commentary stuff.
Oh, that's sick.
Yeah.
Wait, Ryan, did you listen to it?
Yeah. No, I've been. He's in the whole way.
Well, he was.
This was like three weeks ago.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, I think I actually might have been like right after you left.
Yeah.
It's really good. He's three weeks.
Thank you.
Our season just ended.
The boys were number one seed in their division and.
No, don't tell me. Don't tell me.
Oh, dude. Okay.
So it's heartbreaking because.
Not only did they get swept 3-0 in the first round, they didn't get to play a single game
on their home ice because they were displaced by the world curling championships that happened
to be taking place that exact same weekend, dude.
So no one's really to be blamed for it.
It's just a horrible circumstance where they just got absolutely screwed and really heartbreaking
ending of the year for some real good players, man.
They were impressive, just really stunk to have it in like that.
I thought maybe it was going to be one of those things where it's like,
to save on travel, it's like the first three games away and then the last four
are at home, but.
No, it was, well, like, what made it even worse is that they,
the, the ice that they didn't end up playing on was closer to their
opponent's home arena than it was.
Oh, no.
It was basically just three home games in a row
for the other team.
It was pretty bad.
Cool.
I've invited you.
Yay.
Have you done a lot of Slay the Spire 2 multiplayer yet,
then?
I've done one run with Frost.
And I was, I should say, shocked.
very pleasantly surprised how good everything is like it just works
yeah it really translates well there's a few
specific like statuses for some enemies that i think are in need of
attention like they're they're they're not scaled correctly for multiplayer in
my opinion
but otherwise yeah i think i agree like it works like really really well
but you play with frost so you carried right
all right hundred percent
you already know
uh... what do you do we all have the same pick three at the beginning of the
all different because i think it was
okay
i ended up getting uh... multiplayer card
right away
i believe in you
i'd sell three energy
so explain to me the vibes of playing this game because it is
as not d a but like are we conferring do we just let it rip up what's the
uh... the only thing i would say is that we should as scary as this is
we should probably wait for you to do your turn because you're the only person
who can apply vulnerability right now
you can you putting the vulnerability on first in a lot of situations is
probably gonna help us out but otherwise i would say we just go
just handle it for the vibes if we if we win we win if we lose we lose
i can't mess it up for everyone i can't mess it up for everyone
i'd say there's the potential exist but i wouldn't worry about it
but i definitely like attack the twigs line on the left first because he's doing
damage or the one on the right because he's putting a status card
that i'm a bio-hockeye
if you were wondering if there's opportunities to mess it up
you got energy left over there i think
you got the
we got no doubt he's done and then let's see i think i saved that i also
have the card that gives other players energy so would either of you like
some energy right now
uh... it doesn't benefit me right now but
i'll leave it open to my good friend daniel
you go down okay so then you know have three more energy if you want to see if
you can get it can do anything else with your turn
uh... i it
it's not let me play my cards but i do have a lot of it and you're going to
let you do it
well thank you thank you thank you okay i got it
uh... i don't know
i will say this i like to take big shots
mm-hmm sure
so i may play a little out on guard but i i will not uh...
Which one do we go after here now now that we got the vulnerable on him out on mine unload not him a little bit
That's you like to me, but but I will not be an anchor on this team. I promise you that what if you get the anchor though?
I mean then that's a different story, right?
all right
Do I actually know you don't keep your DOC to the multiplayer for don't keep her man. That looks like I was telling Justin like
I I loved playing dome keeper, but for some reason I feel like I have an aversion to playing the multi
player and then someone was like yeah your last run that you did was four hours long and you lost and
I went oh yeah that that would explain this mysterious uh hesitancy to go back to the game
we'll have a little bit of a residue there yeah makes sense real quick just just got check on you
guys what is what's your pet percentage you think we can win this run ascension I think 80 percent
Okay, that's how I do like I I normally would be with you on that
I have been humbled by this game though man. It's tough to get a W out here
I I lost two runs yesterday that should have been wins just because I didn't think about what to play
I was just on such autopilot. Mm-hmm, which hurts
By the way, oh, oh, thank you. Thank you. Thank you
The flip side is I did beat watcher ascension 19 on the bike. So you take you take the good with the bad
You're still playing some some spire one on the on the bike until they come out with spire to yeah, right?
Yeah, yeah, of course
That's pretty good. How many eight 20s are you at now on the bike zero?
I are like playing on the airplane on the airplane
20s or something okay, okay, that's pretty good. What kind of damage you putting out here Dan? I
I
Have to run some numbers give me a second here hard focusing. Mmm. I definitely cannot run some numbers here. I'm going to play
This is a good
instance of potential communication where like we might be able to find the damage to kill it if we're all coordinated
But if not we want to block
Hmm got bash. There you go. All right. Yeah, I think we I got 18 years. I can be 15. So I think he's toast
Wait, how are you playing? How are you playing say this fire on a bike?
I just hit straight up and
Then just pedal and play with two hands on the phone, man
On the phone. Yeah, not even on a tablet. Can I hit you with something though?
I don't want to get into the tablet discourse, but by the end of the 90 minutes
My my cocky and I'm not talking about the front side. I'm talking about the genuine cocky is
is numb. It is not good.
It's a thing, you know, first it hurts,
then it loses all feeling and then when I stand up
to pedal out of the saddle all the feeling comes back and it hurts so much.
It's probably not like ergonomic is what I would say.
I was gonna ask what your default position is.
Well real quick, what's a cockaxe? Your tailbone.
It's called a cockaxe.
It's one of the, if you want a hangman hack, that's a terrific hangman.
That is huge.
COCYX?
COCYX.
Yeah, you have the double C in the middle there.
I'm going to bust that out next time I play hangman with my daughter.
She's going to crash out, bro.
I don't know, man.
That's a bit of a mess here.
No, bro, enchanted car.
Any car?
I didn't know it was any car, never.
Enchanted car is so huge.
So good to, I just don't have any use on it right now.
I think I'm going to take that upgrade to believe in you.
I thought you have a cocky pad in those shorts you wear.
I do, but it's not meant for the entire weight of my torso
to be sitting on the tip of one bone, you know?
You're toe walking on your cocky stick.
I'm basically like, you know the scientist who was like,
I don't believe you get arthritis
by cracking your knuckles.
So we cracked the knuckles on one hand to test it over the course of his whole life.
That's basically what I'm doing.
People are like, walking on your toes is bad for you.
Well, we'll see.
Honestly, I'll tell you one thing.
Any other toe walkers out there?
There's a, you get, oh, mega horrible shin splints.
That's a given.
When you jog, you get absolutely awful shin splints.
But apart from that, we're chilling.
Wait, what happened with the scientists?
Did he have one hand bigger than the other?
It turned out that like it doesn't actually have an impact on your arthritis at all.
Yeah, no, it made like literally no difference, right?
Yeah.
Just the one.
I like experiments like that.
How do we get more of those?
Now might be the time, man.
Go for the grant.
You never know.
We really needed just like a one of one guy.
I think that's the thing.
We don't have that many one of one guys out there anymore.
Like to the he is to that what the dude in the Guinness Book of World Records with the long fingernails is to yeah
Or the guy who pops his eyeballs out really far. Yeah, yeah, exactly
There they're there God has given us this gift and thank thankfully they have recognized that their need to like fulfill a specific role in society
100% what
Hear me out
Twins one of them drinks nothing but coke their entire life the other one drinks nothing but coke zero
Yes, a lot of people would say that that's unethical
But wouldn't it be wouldn't it be unethical to let people keep living their lives without that mystery ever being solved
Ryan, I'm sure you know off the top of your head the name of the
chess family who the daughters were like raised playing chess for like their
entire life. The pull guards. The pull guards. I think that's right. Yes. So like
that but with Dan's Coke and Coke Zero ideally. This is there are radical
applications for this across the scientific spectrum. I tell the pull
guard story all the time and the the I don't know if I'd say it's the funny
part about it but the crazy part is when people go oh how did that work
out for them and then you go, oh it totally worked. The guy was completely right and like
I think one of the pole guards became like not just the highest rated woman chess player
of all time but like the first woman to ever be in the top ten for men and women like combined.
Yeah, yeah, like historically great players and fully proving the theory that yeah if
you if you treat people like this they can now what would i have done it yeah i know exactly but
wait wait what's the first grade on the pull what experiment did the dad run on the daughters
it was essentially like from birth they were trained in chess like they were they were given
like every possible yeah both of it like well were they equally or was it just two i can't
remember i think there's three i think there were three uh and yeah like from birth they
They were provided basically every possible advantage and resource you can imagine to improve
their chest performance.
What's interesting about it is it sounds like it's child abuse borderline, right?
But if you read into it, they're like, no, the sisters, they all really like chests.
They were surrounded by their entire lives.
They were just brought up with a deep passion for it
and had that fire stoke continuously
and turned into Grand Masters.
But here's my, that's not an experiment.
If the experiment would be,
they gave resources to one of the twins
and they already lost the area.
I skipped the relic, I need to lock in.
I'm sorry.
You're good.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm getting lost in my pole guard asset.
I'm hidden skip relic.
Like what am I doing?
We need a controlled pole guard for sure again.
I'm with you on that.
Well, like, why didn't they give one everything and the other nothing to see, like, the experiment?
No!
It's up to you to tell them.
Because then you'll see if it's the genetics playing the chess or if it's the environment
playing the chess.
That's been the suspicion.
It's always been the genetics.
Alright, don't worry about this, fella.
Wait, did they, because I've never heard about the Polgar's, did they force them
to play chess or they...
That was their only form of entertainment so they knew nothing else.
I think you're asking us questions that are beyond our understanding of this experiment.
Yes.
My tangential relaying of the information, unfortunately, that I wasn't prepared for the
hot quiz.
I think that we are on, Bear and I are on a little bit more of like a Reddit, I saw
this on Reddit.
Yeah, yeah.
So it's like they're like the the Bronnie James is of chess
Yeah, yes, I know
Bronnie James you you like it seems as though he was given like the the the the opportunity to pursue other
Avenues if you wanted to right like obviously he was inclined to go for basketball
But like he was not like from birth like just like put in that environment constantly on purpose
You know what I'm saying like he was around it obviously but not that was not the the the the soul intent of his existence
I got sure it's like if brawny was just gonna like become the world's best Tom and Jerry viewer
Wait
You remember yesterday when you talked about how you have like a need to come up with the perfect analogy in these circumstances
Mm-hmm. We're the expertly demonstrated there. I just oh, thank you. Yeah, well just chillin watching some common Jerry before school
You know what I'm talking about. Mm-hmm exactly
I'm telling you we can kill this guy, but I need what we need to be able to communicate because I
Have a card that does 11 damage x times and I can make it replay and then I have a duplicator potion
So if we could get this on the same
Turn that you can give energy bear. I'm pretty sure we could ruin this guy's life real quick
That sounds amazing. The bad news is I have the energy card now, but I might redraw it for that turn
I'll go ahead and just give this to Dan it looks like makes perfect sense moment. I can't be mad
Okay
Okay, yeah, that's all that
We're gonna make a guy is this guy's a bastard I
Have the card you're not gonna. I don't know that's okay. That's okay. That's okay
Because I'm gonna make it duplicate anyway. Don't don't spend all your energy yet because we might want it to
roast these fools
Because I think I'm gonna kill them like
Right there. Oh
Man and then they got some energy let's target the back one first so we can get a little more
Focus on the weakest one that'll do
I've taken hammer time. I'm hoping we can all start forging some swords soon.
What's hammer time? Hammer time means when I forge all my allies forges well.
Oh, you'll be getting a sovereign blade. We're picking on the back row, Andy.
Yes. Okay. Okay. Unfortunately, I am all defend. It's pretty much my turn right there, too.
you. This is a, this is a rough one, man.
We didn't die to this guy yesterday, right?
I think so. He's, he's, he's ended several of my runs.
I like that vulnerable.
Okay. I got 18 D to someone.
Maybe for yourself.
Oh, damage, damage. I see.
Yeah, you should definitely kill the the backliner. I think I'd agree with that because we have no aoe right like nobody has anything
That hits multiple times. Well, it's 2070 you guys can't finish off the back row Andy by yourself
But you know what I think it might be better suited to yeah, because I'd target maybe the third one. Yeah one or three
Three makes the most sense bears right?
You guys think these guys look like they're made of spaghetti is that just me
That's wishful thinking in my mind.
More of a Bukitini vibe, I think.
So the noodles are a little too thick.
Wait, wait, I can kill the one with 62.
I got exactly 8 for this guy.
Do you have your energy card there?
I do not.
That's fine, that's fine.
I can kill the front guy.
Beautiful.
I will weaken this guy.
That's huge.
Oh my god, my draw pile is six zero cost cards that draw cards.
Dude, what I need, I need like a letter opener.
If I can get letter opener, it's over.
Is that even in this game?
I have the energy card, yeah.
Yes, play the energy card.
Yes, play on me.
Yay.
Bye-bye.
Nice.
Lovely.
I don't know what he's crazy could be a great opportunity, you're 33.3 repeating my dude
could be a great opportunity to upgrade a card though.
Oh, can I ask for someone to heal me or are you guys up smithing?
I'm sniffing.
OK, I got a rest to be honest, man.
I'm a little low here.
I'm going to hatch our Vita subbonus.
That makes sense.
And then we can choose whether, well,
depending on how it goes, we can choose a leader shop.
I wouldn't mind going to the shop, honestly.
I wouldn't either.
Sorry, guys, I can't take the chosen cheese.
I have a bare cheese emote.
Therefore, I must obtain the cheese.
Understandable.
I'm going to take a Grave Warden.
i think i've discovered that yesterday i built three decks that do nothing
i am going to uh... this time build a deck that does something
i like that
that's smarter i think
what my deck is going to do is just play blocks until uh... all you do
it's gonna play blocks until i get the card that does x damage or fourteen
damage x times
i think of the archetypes for ironclad at the moment block is like a one
B for me. I think 1a is the health loss mode. Like there's so many strong
enablers. I love the like yeah you take damage or does six damage to all enemies
like that's yeah yeah like there's lots of triggers that can like really fuel
into each other with that but the block one is a lot safer typically obviously
because you're not dealing damage to yourself quite the opposite. Can I tell
you guys how I feel right now? I feel like I'm sitting in Calculus class
And my buddies are just talking about stuff. I'm not paying attention, but I'm also just waiting for big
Okay, when the test comes just tell me the answers
No, you're sitting in the right spot in the class. That's for sure. Ain't nothing wrong with that, man
I think I got it by a bag of prep. I mean, it's I like a bag of prep, man
I'd love to remove some cards, but the streets are saying it might be the best the best relic
I'm gonna play sovereign blade game six block man. I need sovereign blade period. I got the forge thing a forging
I'm not a believer in the short.
Getting greater strikes from your deck, I'm sure you've already heard this before, but
is extremely high value.
I'm with you.
My only counterpoint is I have...
Oh, you have perfected?
Yeah?
Yeah, I ask you.
Okay, yeah.
In that case, ignore me completely.
How do we feel about Cherukin?
Love it.
Love it.
It's pretty good.
I love it.
Especially because you have the bird.
Every time you gain strength, it'll basically give 4x your damage.
that bird attack or whatever it is.
I'm with you.
We got this.
Wait, do you have your energy card?
I don't, but I do have a strength potion that I think I should play on you.
Yes.
I have the perfect turn.
It says give another player 5 strength this turn.
Am I another player?
I think you could count as another player.
Keep in mind before you attack that Dan and I should play all of our stuff because I believe this slow accumulates for all cards played in this fight.
Understandable. Understandable.
So, let's do our things and then you hit it.
I'm going to Transfigure, Eradicate, Flash of Steel, and then Duplicator Potion, Eradicate.
Oh, I really like that that seemed really good. I really like that play man. Oh and now of course I've got the believe in you card
He's dead
Oh that came off. Wow we I'm did you get I've never seen the head come off like that cuz we do we beat him before he
Evolved it looked like he got that's I
I think you might be right. Yeah, I don't know if I've ever seen that before either. I can't remember I
Think it might happen every time you kill
75 times man, this is what I was referring to specifically Dan when I talked about certain enemies not having
Statuses that are scaled correctly to multiplayer. This guy is a problem
He's a pain in the ass like we're gonna get cooked kind of problem
It's going to take us a very long time to be able to deal any damage and it's going to be extremely annoying.
And we might die. We'll see.
We'll see. We got to like shell out to get that slip ring that's gone.
Yeah. We're not going to die from bad play. We're just going to die from maybe a tough RNG role.
We have to hit him 45 times before he'll take any more than one damage per attack.
Okay.
I am going to...
Alright, so I've got energy in hand here.
The thing is, like, I don't know if I really need it, because, like, my...
The benefit of my attack is that it does a lot of damage per energy,
but because he's only getting hit for one anyway, I think it's, like, not too relevant.
I mean, I... It doesn't exhaust, so it might as well play it if you just got...
Sure. I mean, I only have, uh... You know what? It's actually good on me,
because I have enough... I can use the energy to attack him a bunch.
So that makes perfect sense.
Yeah, that's worthwhile.
And you know what?
And you have to just attack more.
Let's get out in front of this fellow.
Like, I don't really want to take a bunch of damage,
But I'm willing I'm willing to do this
That's massive
I really think that's pretty huge for the first round in this fight
Let's see I
Have a weak pot as well. I'm thinking maybe we want to save that for the second wave of attacks. Yeah
Yeah, he gets a lot bigger.
Yeah.
So right now, we just want to pepper him as many times
as possible, not ever.
It's multiple instances of damage over big instances of damage.
Exactly.
And because you have shuriken, it's
a good opportunity for you to build as much strength
as possible, so that your bird can be a kill shot for us
later.
Yep.
I can super weaken him on this turn, so don't use your
potion.
Okay.
Hmm.
Okay.
Just to get a little block.
This music is, I really like the dynamic music in this game, man.
It's real solid.
Oh.
I guess that's got to be it, right?
Yeah.
Darn.
Okay.
I think we got a shot here.
We're getting through the stacks fairly quickly, but he also gets a lot stronger as we go.
I will hit him many times.
Do you have energy this turn?
I do not.
What am I drawing next?
Probably lots of...
Yeah, lots of...
Okay.
I took jackpot.
It adds three random up-created zero cost cards in my hand, but I forgot because
I'm this guy.
They all have star cost.
Oh no!
Oh, shit.
Is that card only on him, or is it?
I think that's on other characters.
Yeah, it's colorless rare, I think.
Yeah, god damn.
That stinks.
Got to find more stars.
All right, boys.
We're almost there, lads.
Yep.
Got to get the band again, I guess.
All right.
12 D 12 D is not bad incoming as your strength-looking Daniel I am
Every three attacks gain one strength. I don't see where the indicator is. It's not underneath me
Then I don't think you played three
Attacks on any turn. Oh
Oh on one turn I got you. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Okay. I got you. I thought it was like
Oh in general. Yeah, like a tally
Locking lock in man
We're gonna make it
He's not really doing that much D like how does he still how does he scale in that regard though?
After this big attack, he'll take a turn where he buffs himself for like two strikes
I have energy to give and then I'm just dead.
There's no way to keep you alive, you think?
I got 1 HP against 29 HP.
I would definitely take the energy.
I can hit him pretty good.
It's gonna hurt me pretty good too.
I just got nothing I can do that sent.
I think we're gonna lose, man.
this guy's rough it wouldn't surprise me. I'm going all in for the squad.
yeah that's the luck. alright Dan, it's you and me.
alright I got Evolni he's already Evolni but let me see what I can draw here
Cheryl swoops but all I got brother I like that our birds have different
hairstyles I didn't notice that that is kind of nice that's like real life man
yeah no birds are the same all right that's my friend do you want me to
volum yeah or strike them twice are you gonna ask her are you got lots of help
yeah yeah well the volum is is yeah I think you need the phone because we're
I'm gonna have to kill him, okay.
I believe you.
Single player Vantum has 9, slippery 2 player, he gets 27.
That's, why? What? That's crazy.
It is kind of insane.
I'm literally alive, which is awesome.
And there's no way I don't draw my big attack next turn.
I think it's possible.
I mean it's guaranteed that I will die, but maybe we can put us in a position where Dan can finish the job
This has retained too, so if I could
Know
I can we can I can we can
Probably here it's we can we can we can please please I didn't get my weekend guys
I can keep myself alive and do more damage next turn. Oh, I did exhaust my weekend. You're right. I did
because it's a theory. Oh, oh, no. Can I live? Let's see. No, I don't think so, bro. Well, no, I'm pretty
sure I can't can't live um then you have no energy, huh? I got I got no cards either. I
can do 21 damage three times which is like so close to actually getting a kill and uh
I can put 10 block on myself which is not even close to finishing the job. This is
This is crazy.
I just like a little bit less slippery just do that. You can just say potentially good. I
Oh, I'm sorry
That's devastating we were literally one attack this this guy's awful man I
Had such a good deck. It's such an amazing guy. You're cooking that time. It's such an incredible
I'm gonna say something and this is this is just purely out of collecting Intel. I'm not
Placing any blame
Do you remember what the relics were like you think any of the relics would have made a difference or no?
Probably like grabbing the perfected strike might have done enough or not perfected strike strike dummy might have done enough
Yeah, okay
All right, yeah happens yes, oh, you know, that's
That's that's honestly a fair point Bert like it may be better for me to like try to plant like because we're fighting Vantum again now
We are
I should try to plan my deck better around that you know what I mean because I rarely build my deck around the first boss like it
Trying to find more stuff that
Does multi-hit is probably the way to go here all I'm gonna say is on ascension one
Don't let your crown slip came you can literally play whatever you want honestly fair
the master planner for the first card is crazy when you play a skill again sly
the action
a
we can only win
ah ok
i love it
this kind of look like a little
this is this is this is phallic
is that how it looks
like is that there's no there's no getting around that it's more or less how
it looks um guys trust me we go here I like it okay oh is that am I in the
driver's seat everybody's in the driver's seat yeah I'm the ironclad so it's
over. I'm full blocking because I am silent and I'm scared. Anyone else get me out? Fury?
What a good iteration of multiplayer man like that you could just click it works it's fun.
They literally just multiply everything by the number of players and like it works
Yes, it's insane.
Then everyone's happy.
The fact that the lobbies are so easy to get into, too, man,
is really nice.
It just works.
Everything works perfect.
They should have ranked, though.
Oh.
Oh, we take that any day of the week, man.
Oh, shit, dude.
This is fun.
Um
Can I say I love your path here as well
Dude I'm all about the mystery. I know you love the question marks. I'm really I'm a question mark campfire guy, but I'll allow it
There's a hundred transform to that's a good deal. I would happily bro
Will you go one strike one defend here there I do
you. Lads, we are cooking. We are. He's right back. He's right back. I got a I got a thrash.
So I can build one big attack thrashes. Oh, I love thrash twice at a random attack in
your hands damage to this card. That's that good shit right there right there. It's
got to be bird on a sag on this love me and bird. Can we go to the campfire to
hatchet may have to think that's it I think that's the white choice
nice boys but they say I'm mayhats yeah I think we're already off to the races
here man that first run was just a warm up
strategy don't learn like can synergize really well to considering the
amount of cards in that set that depend on having more vulnerable stacks oh enemy
loses 10 strength this time sorry buddy that's pretty good yeah gotta be flanking
here dude oh I'm gonna have I'm gonna have a sly on flanking that's gonna be
discarded we all get double damage yeah it's literally this is a speedrun we're
We're gonna finish this round before we would have finished the round that we lost.
I'm on a base.
Hear me out.
Dominate is gonna be good, because we're gonna stack out a Vol'ni, right?
What's Dominate is like?
Yeah.
I didn't need...
Gain one at strength reach while I'm on enemy.
Oh, that could be.
Yeah.
With the bird, especially.
Oh.
Okay, we're hatching.
Good.
We're hatching.
We're hatching.
And then add that to Thrash.
Oh, on long fights, we add it to Thrash.
Let's get a get get that fella right there
I'm gonna get that fella back there huge and then Neos fury brings back the thrash after it's been buffed by a strike
Flanking
What are the odds we kill this guy this time you know what we take a chance on infernal blade
Oh
I'm full slime oh dude, I don't think we go shop here. I got no man. I'm to spend thrift right now
Oh
Now we're not really like this play the spider spider multiplayer man. I'm with you Dan
It's a good time. It makes me happy
Everything just works exactly as you want it to, you know?
Yep.
Um...
I don't know here boys, I'm going to go dominate plus.
I like that.
Cause you know like, you expect like, I don't know if this is being cynical, I hope not.
But if you play a multiplayer game nowadays, you kind of expect it to have like a little
bit of like, few issues, you know?
A few issues.
Yeah.
No, I'm with you.
it's rare that they are as but i think your shock at it being so functional is
warranted
we could have thought over those are just telling you i'm not taking
by choice i'm not taking any relic that says when you rest
as i am
that's not the kind of guy i have a rest and yet now it's fair
uh... we can do a flanking of one of these guys who want to get a focus
well go go in on the uh... going on the middle one we can take them
i got a much this kid don't don't play anything for a sec watch this
Yeah, we're not even gonna play our bash
Who's next let's see, so we probably get the front guy
Cuz I think he does the most nasty stuff. I could do either or
There's 20 damage for you. I like it
We're actually just flying I'm doing a time damage. This is the first good build I've had in the two days of this that we played
I love to hear it. I got a bird swoop. He's done up. Never run.
He's already dead.
When you play the cards fast and then you have something that gives you energy and you're just clicking faster and faster.
That's good.
Watching the stack progress, dude. It's yeah. It's giving me the dope of you for sure.
Nice boys.
This turn whenever you play an attack gain two strength.
Wow. Holy.
Dude slide on that what the fuck that's insane
Um, I mean we're doing good we can hit it here
I was a kind of like going can't fire question mark elite. I love can't fire question mark elite send it get a get a useful upgrade
mm-hmm and
Then ruin some lives man
We do that for sure and then all we hope for out of the elite is that it's not one of the
AOE once if it's a single target bros in a rough spot. Oh
relic I
Will be I'll be Juzy bitch
Three three good choices if I may say so then what is your deck look like in terms of like multi-hitting?
Well, what I don't need energy because I start round to the second turn with a lot of energy. Okay, so
I think the trucker would be really really good for me. Okay. I don't mind taking Juzy bracelet
this one I mean only one of us needs it right how do you say the gold one
I believe okay I've always called it that's not what I was gonna say but okay
I'll say it that way it's unlike gold member calling up his dad wait wait I got
I knew it.
Vulner.
Nice.
Supervulner.
Viro apparently.
I'm a Viro, though.
Let me ask you guys this.
Blight, the 0-7 damage if you lost HP this turn draw one card.
How would I lose damage before I'm done playing?
If they have spikes or something on them. Well, I have a card that's lose one HP deal nine damage to all enemies
So there's cards that cost you HP to play HP to play as the ironclad
Anyone have any volney they can throw on I got my dominate card. He's a oh, I see what you're saying
Uh, eeee... kind of.
If it doesn't make sense, that's okay. I'll still pick up the tree.
Well, actually, I... No, no, I need to set up a situation in which...
Well, how likely do you think it is we get to kill this turn? Do we have double damage on this guy?
I don't, but I'll... more than likely draw the next turn.
I think I gotta... I could just put out the damage, or I could...
Thrash and then hope that it steals the bird swoop, and then it definitely gets a kill later
So no one has any ball neither gonna drop them just so I can bone I think on a fight like this
You don't need like that much strength
It's more for like bosses where you really need to change like the calculus of the fight
Okay, so like getting three is pretty good
And and earlier is better the early is permanent game too. Isn't it damn?
and then that career.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We've got a very fun sky build going.
I play a discard, that discard's hand trick,
which itself adds sly.
So do you.
Yes, sly.
So do you.
I've got to sly on sly.
Good night.
Good night.
There's some good stuff.
There's some good stuff in here.
I need some card draw now, man.
Hold on one sec.
I think we're kind of all cooking here.
And it's fell again.
Yeah, man.
Guys, let me ask you, I think spite is bait.
So basically, if I take, if I lose HP this turn,
I get to draw a card, but I don't
feel that's good enough to build a build around.
No, no, absolutely not.
Yeah, I think it's a nicer decision
if you have other cards that are like,
You know, you lose health and get a bonus out of it.
Yeah, if you're building into that, it's really good,
but I don't think you're really going that direction.
Hmm. What are you doing here?
That's got to be.
Oh, my God, give another player 11 block.
That's amazing.
I have some point.
I need some block.
I love the colorless card rewards.
I usually mean toward those, especially in multiplayer.
They give you the opportunity to give the multiplayer cards,
which are by far the strongest cards.
Ooh, what about all allies draw two cards?
That's one of them and that's one of a great card game.
Absolutely, because that also means you, because you're an ally.
Ooh, OK, OK.
Am I really going to not rest this turn and just smith it up?
I don't know, man.
You said that as you were smithing, right?
Well, there's somebody else, man.
Bing, bing, bing.
Oh, the rematch?
Yes, sir.
Okay, I know what must be done
Is
I have a dex potion is the dex permanent. Yes
Okay, I'm gonna use it. Yeah, it's just a plus two
Please
Oh, that's okay. It means we get to use it again
We get to get uh
Hey my 10 damage to all just to trigger one of the
next time next time I'll say this sooner but I had the huddle I I have the huddle
up card so I should tell you guys every time yeah yeah that's that's good tech
for sure Kate thank you for the and and Prega man in chat thank you very
Prega man in chat we needed that because you guys are all out of man at
this point right or energy correct yeah stop touching my potions those are
mine uh bear do you have any volny you can stack or no i will i will i will
think i don't think i'll ever have actually i'm not going to i'm so sorry
to tell you because instead i have to do this and bring back a thrash and then
the whole ranking doesn't matter fuck you don't have a bash bear no i don't i
don't think silent like someone in chat correct me if i'm wrong but i don't
think any silent cards apply vulnerable so i don't think i'll ever be able to
Well guys, by the time he loses his Slippery, Thrash is going to ruin his life.
Oh, never mind, expose, yeah, so there is one.
But it's pretty rare that I get that.
Does anyone need block?
I think you do, right, Ryan?
I got zero, I could use some, yeah.
I mean, honestly, I think if you keep me alive, there's no doubt we're going to win this.
Yeah.
Thank you so much for your block.
Okay, there we go.
Oh wait, I'm dumb.
play planking so it would gain fricking sly.
Remember that.
Yeah, that's that he's weakened.
That's huge.
What are we drawing?
Drawing straight boogie next time.
Put two blocks into that.
Oh, yeah.
Sassnake, too.
Okay, no, no, no, yes, that's actually
had a couple of these emotions.
assassin is actually a really good card if you got a bad I really like it
but that I want my losses yesterday
he's
let's do that just to get the slide effect
shoot
come on man
Um, I'm just trying to stack some volny, but I'll take it. I got we got strength six now boys
Why not us? Why not? Yeah, I'm gonna have help soon here
Chair swoops I
Have block if anyone needs it for this turn any chance you guys could I'm good in five times
And then I could do like 400 damage to I can only hit him twice unfortunately
I
Nobody nothing I got all right. Well, I'm going to the moon with this one then
Well, at least we're gonna be 60 that's okay
That's still pretty solid and then my deck is so thin it might come back around
But his stack of slop is already gone
We did we're doing a lot better this time for sure
So how did that happen?
My thrash when it comes around is going to do 46 damage twice.
And then there's a very strong chance I could have it go twice in a row.
This could be it man.
Oh, I don't have it.
But I will not have it, but I will have it next time.
Yeah, what was this starting stack at your mother say fifty or something really five how did we get through it so quickly?
I don't know. I just did a better job this time
Or maybe just drew better
Yeah, I don't think I need a pot here do I would probably fine
All right this turn I got to do some math
One two punch one two punch one two punch. Oh, I got the flanking. I got the flanking. It's over then
Oh
We're so in there
Yo, holy shit, I got shadow step discard your hand next turn attacks deal double damage
So I've got everything has sly and great
Great sly card
Convince me that cascade is what we need here
I can't convince you not to take it because it's cascade what happens if cascade hits
uh...
uh... talks
or not a thought uh... thrash is going to do nothing
uh... yeah because you would have anything in hand
and i guess i was really worked very well does it
because the attack has to be a little bit of a play the next
don't worry fellas all the guy who takes a o e
boys that
demon former barricade
all year or more or more right so
uh... faulty barricades so good
i have impervious to
all you gotta do better to get that uh...
uh... impervious with their kids just crazy interesting
very interesting
it's the old dude he's got all the relics from the last game
transform three and upgrade is interesting but i'm i'm a big move to
andy to
that i know this is an occasion so boring but it's so good i play this game like
i'm just gonna be honest like the most boring
individual who's ever existed
as fair
i'm going pandora's boys just let her rip
pandora's box low-key best relic in the game
because you don't ever want to play strikes a defense
way you're not perfect is right this time right then okay i know you're gonna
that being said we do have barricade so it probably did just turn all your
defense into things that don't block so you do you have to be careful about that
but we got time to fix it yeah I think we go shop early here it's probably good
love it and then we make a choice here yeah based on how we're feeling I was
tempted by all those mystery notes on the left but I also don't like going
with single paths bludgeon against these guys is a slap in the face
So good for Thrash!
Oh my god!
Ooh!
What the hell is he doing?
He doesn't do anything against these guys!
It never ends, man!
Fucking roller coaster!
Oh my god!
Jesus.
Yeah, these guys are pain in the ass.
I feel a lot of enemies are pain in the ass, dude.
I got double enemies.
I got Molten Fists.
We're doubling up.
All right, what do we want to do?
What, Andy?
Middle, Andy?
Back, Andy.
Back, Andy.
You vulnerable of these guys, it doesn't matter
because they can still only take nine freaking dammit.
But I'm saying for strength, though.
If you don't mind.
No, that would be good, though, for sure.
Just get back.
All right, middle, Andy.
Yeah.
I got block for y'all if you need it.
I got huddle up.
Huddle up.
You guys want three more cards.
Are you good?
I do.
I do.
Absolutely.
OK.
Ooh.
That does change things.
A little bit, is I think we got a...
Conflagration.
We're fully, we're part committed to the guy who's not doing any damage, huh? Is that the case?
Ah!
Or are we going in on the exoskeleton Andy?
I could take out number three, I'd be alright with that.
Assuming we have the means.
The wrong guy, but that's my bad. It's not your bad, it's my bad.
Got another nine piece for him.
Got two more hits, I got zero attacks.
surely our good friend Daniel with some energy has some attacks that he could use
on the third guy
mmm a single attack maybe yeah I got a single I got a single
um might do it
there's a landing wonderful okay
then are you blocking it all day no I got you that's me but thank you
Oh, right. I needed it regardless. Yes.
Don't worry about this, fellas.
He's funny. He's just funny.
Well, I'll make him vulnerable.
Just just because he's well.
I think about I should just hit him once, but whatever.
Blockler has a has arrived, boys.
the block there. What kind of card can I pick up that turns block into D? There's got to
be something.
Body slam. It's a common attack. Cost one. Does damage equal to your block when upgraded
costs zero. That's classic.
Tell me Terry Balea then. That's what I'm looking for.
What he says is that his most famous quote?
I was a little confused.
See, he said a lot of things.
He said a lot of things in his life.
No one for insulting me.
I keep misplaying my damn sly stuff.
Words were exchanged, that's true.
Who's our boss this floor? Oh the Elden Night Rain boss
Okay, all the more like Terry Cruz CRU ISE I gotta give that one a plus two
I think you're gonna be okay. Okay. Oh, I could draw you guys want three cards. Oh, dude
Okay, yeah, pretty much always in almost every circumstance only you saved my life
Can I exhaust another card?
Oh my god, I can put sly on shadow step. Oh
I guess it doesn't really help never mind
I mean he's kind of eating dirt man a little bit he's not he's almost not even gonna get to put the block up
We do have to do a hundred and fifty
sweat I
I can hit him really hard I
Can take his life away. I mean I could take his strength away all the strength
Let me do okay. Yeah. Oh
Yeah
Can I say something about you getting mad at me
Yeah, that was not all of his strength. He was still doing it's said 10th take 10 strength away
How can he still do all that I was doing 23 damage?
What I know, but is it minus 10 strength like 10 x minus?
It's minus 10. Oh
It's not I thought strength was like a modifier
Strength just a direct one-to-one correlation
Take away one strength that takes away one damage. Okay. Okay. Oh
I got assassinate that's a pretty good fit for us
Clearly a skeleton. There's a skull with four dicks on it, dude
Kind of looks like COVID-19
I think I'm good. I'm not gonna add anymore
Red skull we like red skull or we like 50% off
You haven't really been taking a lot of damage. Yeah, I don't like it might not get a lot of value out of it
Okay.
Oh, a Merchant's card though, yeah, that's the way to go for sure.
Alright.
Alright, so I have Assassinate now, Dan, so I'll be able to apply a vulnerable guarantee at the start of every fight.
So just let me know who you want me to...
Yeah, yeah, um...
So we'll be able to stun, I think, the front guy, pretty sure.
Yeah, maybe we can get to work on the back guy.
Yeah, I'll...
Bear, how much Vol'nay can you put down right now?
Just the one, so it'll be just the one, I think, every turn.
Okay.
I can hit him for 21.
You can hit him for 21?
Yeah.
That's cooked.
Hit it.
Okay.
Okay
And I can give 16 so I'll give that to Dan and then
We are working cooking man discard this and we are having dragon
Thank you for the block
Oh, this is terrific.
Oh, I got... who wants three... three energy for free?
Me please!
Yeah, he's got it.
Me please!
Okay.
I don't even know what we're doing here, but I do know it's about to go crazy, because
I have eight... I have seven energy.
So let's just start with one of these fellas.
sure man and then this and then this and then that still has not hit the bird
which is driving me freaking bananas sauce this
thought that would be a little bit more potent but it wasn't as a solid turn
and had 82 block at flanking holy yeah I'm the on the front guy I think
hmm no we can number two oh he's definitely dead if you can kill him
though you've already killed him look at that I'm gonna do a lot of damage to
That's for sure should have played nice. Oh, we got it. Nice. Let's go
Prepared that's exactly the card I need
Excuse me, I did not say I'm rooting for the Minnesota wild. I'm being I'm being slimed here. I'm rooting against the Minnesota wild
This slime is very quickly becoming your smurf in that it's impossible to determine what it actually means
Slime is like I would say it's like in a game when you hit someone with like a big hammer
hammer. That's slimy. It's so much less clear now. It's like when you get like in Quake,
when you get hit with the shotgun at close quarters and you explode in the multiple like
body parts, that's boomed. Slime is when you're like a really tall guy with a hammer goes
Like boom and like squashes you like a bug
Guys, I don't want any of these
Me neither dude. I got a couple of ironclad cards. So I actually can apply more vulnerable now
I got a temple up. There's no idea what I would do in this situation
They all seem whole you can skip them. Okay, how do you skip after you get the
I am thinking like
The Necrobinder can give you cards to generate soul and I do need some defense, but defect has like
Double energy and stuff like that. I don't know man
Your breath said it was like being hit with a big guy with a hammer like that was supposed to help me understand you get it
I guess
Obviously that's nothing holy cow
Yeah, I'm actually pretty excited. Like I'm kind of building a puzzle right here with the way Dan's constructing his deck, too.
Wait, though. The scythe
permanently getting damaged by three every time you play it and then it getting thrashed could go crazy, man.
And that's definitely worth it as well.
I think this event has maybe one of the biggest breaking
potentials.
Yeah, no, exactly.
Either we'll do jack shit for you, or it could go insane.
Give me some volumin, brother.
Give me some of that fresh volumin.
Are you getting any strength then?
Yes, yes.
You got any volumin?
I'll give you some more then.
that is that is all the bone I have for you
that's quite a bit
19!
18!
what?
owie!
let's go boys!
let's go boys!
that's crazy
now to play all those blocks
oh we got a t-
oh okay okay hold on hold on
I gotta do it
that's awesome
Oh, that's that's truly awesome
Man, he's got 34
He does have 34 of all not him
Use this fish good
I got flanking huge w
Okay, okay, three doom on myself careful now
My turn is just begun. Oh, I can't draw cuz I played battle trans my turns over
I can't I can't take it because well like you you've had two of the moments that I try to avoid now permanently with battle trans of
Oh, I have not taken battle trans. Does anyone need three energy?
I don't think I'm going to need it.
Well, give it to him.
Yeah, he's probably just dead.
He's dead.
He's had flanking on him now, too.
Yeah, I think he's just cooked.
Great fight, man.
Oh, that's a potion.
Festive Popper.
I wonder, Malay's would sly almost certainly would just spend all your energy, right?
I don't think it would just sly.
Don't quote me on this.
Ask Chad first.
I feel like it might play it for the cost of how many energy you have
but not take your energy oh I feel like if you had two energy it might malaise
for two and then keep two energy I mean that it's it's good to just take I guess
anyway so we'll see if that works
they're telling me George's tested it which is the thing that they type before
something doesn't work and I realize it I've been lied to I have one strike so
strike dummies very Dan has no strikes yeah and I also have one strike but I
think it makes the most sense for me to take it because I am I'm not I am clad
it's kind of my job ten boys dude we got a lead a little bit we got it we got it
we can handle it this guy I've got him with the assassinate oh you know what I
have a pommel strike in my deck too that's true I can weaken that seems
very useful here. I don't think it's worth playing a spite against this fellow though.
Okay. First turn. We're gonna hold here boys? Yeah, first turn I'm not doing too much.
a little more or discard man the other thing then is when you gain that much
strength like you did last time your body slam will still do damage even if
you have no block but I'll get you hold on free cards coming in boys free
please please give them the bone
uh... i can apply defend if you'll need it
i think i have to think about how to play this turn because this one's
a little important
if i could draw
borrowed time or
forgotten ritual it would change my life
so i think i gotta start here
Sorry, I'm literally talking to not you.
I'm talking to Chad, essentially.
Not fair, fair.
You're good, you're good.
Jesus, 68 block, dude.
We're getting ready to tarry him.
Yeah, man.
OK, I am going to.
I think he's got a deep face, yeah.
I'm going to thrash him.
and I'm going to I'm going to hit him and then I'm gonna choose to not take so much
damage smart I I can't do anything I have one skill in my hand in four days is I got
three days as well yeah it's real shame I can guy beam them any damage you do is
doubled. Okay. Oh, it took a beam shell. Do I want to beam sell makes a lot of sense.
Yeah, that's pretty great. I think you'd want to do that. What was the point for?
I'm just gonna do the laser I'm gonna send it with little cascade boys I don't know what's
gonna happen but here we go it's theoretically possible this guy's dead you're sitting on
five energy right make a six by randomly yeah randomly played I like the team cards man
They're really strong.
Anyone and so nobody has energy.
Oh, but he's doing no damage.
Give me a sec.
I cannot draw any more cards this turn.
He's already vulnerable.
I guess we just hit him and
don't improve this part at all.
But we killed him.
MLA is really good against this guy, apparently.
Nice.
That is nothing.
Oops.
Oh, my God, acrobatics.
I'm coming together.
Yeah, that's big come on line, baby
Smithin I'm good either way. I'm good either way. I
Mean, I think I do this we do a lead shop elite. I mean that's gonna be that could be a
Force multiplier, bro. Hey, if we're doing that, I think I might need to rest
We'll see what the other don't you have something? I got a turtle feather. Yeah, I'm fine
Thought you had something
of
the
one maybe I think I think I can do a lot of this turn to be honest with you let's
let's target the front one because he's the weakest
oh what do you there I would like to play lots of attacks no I was back it's
shouldn't have that first crap are we gonna kill the front guy cuz I'm gonna
try to stack some volme for later give me give me a sec here I got I got some
place okay I got some plays we're definitely gonna be playing this then we
scroll holy cow I have to play that hold those 57 damage
and then some of that maybe a little complication on you oh and then we just
want to thrash had a pretty good turn there
Do I want to, you know what man? Maybe I do want a battle chance. Nope.
I thought I would get my energy refund cards, but no such luck.
I need, anyone got any Volny? Yes, sir. One Volny worth.
have you played your card that gains strength yet not yet I could wait it out
check it out there's one more for you okay okay
I think I'm there yet.
I'm not there yet.
I'm just gonna eat the fru- I'll do that.
I honestly think we're more than okay.
The front dude's coming back, but that's alright.
Yeah.
My thrash is scaling real well.
theory. Anyone got any more
volning? He's a greedy boy. Not yet.
Maybe definitely take the strength before we kill him,
because any attack will kill him. Okay, let me kill him,
because I have a perfect card for it. Okay, but you have
strength first, right? Yeah, I got his strength. We're good.
All right, if like the front or the third one
hmm
We can probably kill the front one again, right? I should have waited for the flank for sure. I have sick. I have four damage
Um, I guess we'll just put it on him
Okay
Okay boys, here we go.
This one you're doing 16.
I got vulnerable here.
We can put on maybe the back one if we have enough for the front guy.
Alright, I'm gonna send my cascade so you guys may get three cards or-
Oh, okay.
Energy here.
Someone just got three free energy.
It's bare, but that's good I think.
My work.
I think I'm gonna do that on him since he's likely to
Boy close so close man so close
We may have to
Distribute the damage a little more effective free cards incoming boys free that was that was honestly huge
Yeah, I might do it actually I
Need some word energy now I
Got I got a decent amount of damage coming out
Like certainly this guy at the back. I had exact change for him
Nope flanking
I think you got to take lantern. I really want to remove a strike, but that's really
good.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Do we like happy flower or strawberry butter?
I'd like happy flower a lot better.
I would also prefer happy flower.
Okay
All right boys, that's a nice little shop. Oh, what's going on here?
Doesn't matter anymore. We look at we look ahead, but anyone like three free mantle. I'd literally don't need I don't literally
Don't need it. I can't use it. Okay. Can I give it to myself? Oh, actually, no, I can't use it
I can't yeah give it to me
Holy cow, thank you
I got uppercut though, you know what out of this guy man. Oh my god, it's a great
Work and we got any volney. Yeah, I will put lots of volna in this guy
Okay
That's as much as I can put on but still that I mean that's really good. That's crazy
Turn one game 10 strength is wild
I think I'm gonna hold though because I've waited for a card that it will double the volning
Okay, okay on an elite I think that's the play man
Okay
That's it I think that's it I
Just want to play cascade and burn my so my double volny card the fist it's exhausted
I gotta start here.
Man, this is a double draw.
And then it's another, oh my god, it's another double draw.
Oh my god, and then it's more energy.
Anyone got any extra volnics?
I'm about to double them up.
This time I actually don't think so.
Okay.
I actually have some.
I actually have a lot.
You want some?
Yeah, let's bring it on.
Wait, you don't need it.
Because are you gonna double them this time?
I just doubled them.
I just doubled them.
All right, you don't need.
Just take 20 strength and let me put some block up.
Yeah.
I'm gonna give them this.
I need to give them that.
Okay.
I'm good.
I'm done.
I don't have the strength yet.
Okay, we're gonna kill him before you get it.
I mean, I might as well just dump a defend.
I never want to see it again.
22 long.
Got some free cards.
Oh, that is actually enormous, man.
Oh, I got the flanking here, dude.
He's probably dead.
there we go boys just let me get my thrash please he's called glass let's
go nice boys oh my god oh my god hey I got a bag of prep
that's pretty good that's better though
hmm
I like the boss of the green sea, that's fun.
What's our final boss looking like?
How hard is it?
Well, knowledge demon.
So, you use the dude that adds those extra effects through the course of the fight so
you'll have to be taking damage at the end of every turn or drawing less cards or something.
And I'm going to stop you right there.
You want to be taking damage.
Yeah.
Rest up.
Um honestly you got a lot of block you could probably upgrade okay say less
In fact upgrading that other body slam you got would be massive
Get that free cost. Oh freebie. Um, see if there's anything better. I can't skate upgrades crazy
You got some really good ones. I'm gonna take barricade barricade is so expensive. You know, what do you feel about that?
I think that's solid. I agree
All right, and that double assassinate straight away
Honestly, Dan, I'm just gonna give you
Dex potion because I don't think I'm gonna need it and you have barricade anyway. Okay
You keep messing up my dang master planer man, and then I'm flanking already
Any chance you got draw cards
Not this time brother not this time. It's not not even a problem for a beast like me
But I can mangle them. I love that
Probably want you to just get stronger
That's a lot of turn one damage
Still sitting on three energy Jesus how's thrash doing 20 damage twice did something
it's a little something how do I get 44 block man you guys taking damage or
mind you want to be taking the damage yeah it's yeah if your deck is good then
you need to draw your cards okay speaking of no draw I can help you out
a little here damn there's there's some bony for you oh for you there's a
little more. Can I get anyone got a little more? That's pretty good. I gotta do a little
math. I gotta do a little math. I gotta save one. Okay, so I can two, three. Okay, I can't
play bash. So put a little that on there. Guess I could play bash. Little bit of that.
and then we'll take the strength he's sitting on the 4x molten fist dude bro
he's got 81 strength all right boys all right boys that's a good team effort I
like that guerrilla nutrients okay oh true
boys I think it's maybe it here boys you think you're killing them this
turn. Yeah, my word. Oh, I mean, these are just a little short. Just a little short.
Oh, holy cow. Guys, thanks for providing the gorilla nutrients. I can't get those without
Yeah, I'm like a mess a lot
And that's just a good way to think yeah, why not let's do that. Well Dan's the boss killer for sure
What is fella
Can we take a two-minute bathroom break your bush or yeah, I'm not gonna say wait am I the Mahler on this one?
Hey, what did Mahler compose? I think I might be the Mahler
Transform the Mahler. Mahler. It's a car. It's a full-art card
It does five damage twice and then increases the damage of all other mall cards by one
But wait, I think there's a chance I might not oh dude 33 damage stunned the enemy kind of crazy, too
The enemy taking a turn off
Hmm say up to six up to six cards, I mean one to those four becoming mall is pretty good
I hear me out Ryan Gary yeah yeah I'm ready so spiked gauntlet gain energy at
the start of each turn gain one energy powers cost one more the only power I
use really is barricade and it's at a two but move it to a three I just think
it's a better overall I take for sure well chat saying sigh though I get seven
block at the beginning seven block per turn is one of those things that you're
like this number is so small why would I care but it turns out it actually does
matter a lot because with barricade you'll be stacking that seven every single
turn it's every turn not every thought okay okay I'll take the side okay I think
We're going to the moon here, man.
I think I'm going to be boring and I'm going to play throwing acts.
The first card you play each combat is played twice.
And then I will proceed.
Are you drawing the guy?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Let me see if I can remember the nose.
I don't remember the nose.
I
Sponge Bob yeah draw for my kids a lot put it in a lunch under stream street. Thank you appreciate that
Yo Kefka, okay that
Am I am I crazy to think that if I were to draw Sponge Bob it would look a little bit more
First off, I think you've done something insane with the mouth here. I'm pretty sure them
The mouth is this okay? Okay? Okay? Okay? Okay?
The nose is the difference maker.
Whatever.
You got to pick the right nose.
SpongeBob's nose.
I'm trying to put, first off, you need to look.
Yeah, that's huge.
I think we did it.
This is how we find out that Bear has mass acceleration on.
It looks like a factorial.
crash it doesn't it's not even spun about anymore man just drawn a dude honestly I
like this path I agree with green on this one I think we should elite max this
guy's done this guy's done this guy's done this guy's done for map picking I
I just see wherever you guys clicked and I click there too.
Come on now.
Oh no.
Oh no.
What?
He's sitting right on the top of that.
Oh no, what happened?
What?
What happened to him, man?
Click on the, click on the, no!
Click on the, click on the!
There!
Who needs, who needs some free energy, man?
Who needs free energy?
I need cars.
three energy cards if you got cards I can't use it yeah actually you know what
yeah I'll take the energy none boy are you taking it or you need it I need it I
need it got me that it's flanking on him yeah I lied I didn't need it at all
I'm such a monster I'm reading between the lines on this one I might be stupid
No, no, no, wait, no, no, maybe I'm smart one second
It's not that holy shit. Wow
I'm realizing you as we are starting at three here. I think y'all are just hard-carrying me through this run
No, no, no, it's a collective effort. You got me, but you got any volume. I can double as long there
I can double as well. I
Mean I got I got to set you up here. There you go. There's a there's an early double
You know, it's better than a double a double-double
Could he could he get one more level could a streamer get one more. No, I guess not
But I'll try this though. Oh
He doubled it but oh
I didn't buy a break
Jesus my dreams always for fire
Nice boys
I'll do it. I'm never using any potions, man. There's no need.
Click out the map, I'm going to click my dog.
We may encounter zero shops. I did it anyway. No shops? You don't think?
I'm going to bank on a shop from the Mystery Nut.
That's fair. I mean, I guess we don't even have the chance to alter path to see it,
I got to remember first card I play gets played twice. Oh, yes, we plan for the future
I can flank front dude. Oh
Yeah, also that and that and that
He died bro
I know I needed the ball you don't need the bone against this guy
He fared so much more about getting a higher strength that he does about actually killing the ice. Oh
My god, I have so much energy. I
Think that's it. No, it's never over
It's over this is crazy, dude
This is what this needs some energy who needs energy three energy for freebies and I need draw
Okay draw this behavior. I literally have no attacks. Okay, I guess my car draw
Yeah, I love you might not realize this but in slay this fire usually you pick like lame to be in I love that your run is
is a guy who gets like 50 block per turn
and also gains a hundred strength.
I'll tell you, it's not normally the way that things go down.
Ah, yeah, that's pretty good.
I'll take a little.
I might, I might force the pivot later in the route here,
depending on how we do it.
Anyway, need some cards?
Need some cards?
No, I got a full hand here. I think I just put the assassinate on one of these bad guys because I don't think we're gonna be able to use the bomb on him
Always need the cars to burn through those they come to anyone need a little energy a three piece that I got um I
Could you know? Okay? There you go, man. Thank you
Finally got that dude's artifact down at least
I
accidental pen nib
All right, good enough. I love the look good man
I love the look emote in chat man because it's like you can't help but like this scroll up a little bit and see
I got to know what he said
I'm gonna go in for the the back guy here, but I'd appreciate it if you guys just finish the job. I got a bunch of kills
Hmm, I'm blocking
Never mind I'm chill
You see her boys
5 and 5
What's he got?
Dan not hitting for 80 really concerns me
That's just wasted something that's okay though. All right, we're okay boys. We're literally gonna be fine
This run is like participation show key levels basically yeah, you guys kill the one at the back. I got the one at the front probably
zero damage again unfortunately. Don't even sweat it bro. I just started turn two.
Sheesh. Holy cow. Nice. Oh my god Daniel I have a potion that triples your block. So when you
have a lot of block and barricade just let me know. Just let me know.
15 artifacts. Probably for the the actual boss though.
Okay.
Not for these so and so's.
Oh that's big man.
Okay.
Aw we need to just buff it.
Aw we need to thrash it.
Aw what am I doing with that?
I got him.
I can't believe that I actually took damage man.
It's fucked up.
The twisted world we live in.
Hang on boys.
You're getting some freebies, you're getting some freebies.
Oh my goodness.
i can start my turn again
five energy okay
start working on this guy
pretty soon he's going to be in a world of hurt
but i don't know
slay the spire icon next to his name and discord i just noticed that
oh where's that on the uh... badge tier list then
I would say Perseverance has got to be pretty high.
Pretty high.
I'm speaking of pretty high. Who needs energy? I got three of them.
I got nothing. Could use. Could use the energy.
Um, guys, I like Slay the Spire too.
But I love Slay the Spire co-op. It just, it's, it takes us a little fancy for me.
A little bit. I agree. I agree. I think it's the superior version of the game right now.
Repeating, of course.
Especially I mean you might also just love Ascension one which is like. Ah, yeah
Ascension 20 in zone 4 is a little different. Let me tell you it's actually a lot more mass
It's a little bit more math
But as the watcher all you do is go I'm gonna play a red card and then I'm gonna play a blue card
And then I'm gonna play a red card and then I think I'm gonna play a blue card
And then following that I think I'm gonna do a red card
Nah, man, I don't think so somehow I can weaken him any chance we kill this guy this turn
I will weaken him then. Oh, he's already weakened nevermind. He's a little weakened
He's he's he lost a little there. Oh my bad y'all still should have hit him
Battle train battle trans battle trans
Okay, you've been global not
Yeah, we oh
This might just kill him
There he goes. Nice.
Oh, I also had to triple your block pot.
So we can get a lot of so easy.
I can I can I give a relic to Dan.
The first time you gain strength, each combat double the amount gained.
Oh, what relic is that?
What is that?
Ruin helmet.
Oh, dude, there should be an event
that lets you swap relics around.
Imagine for sure.
Dude, I got that at the start of combat apply one of all it's got to be Dan, right?
Well, I mean, I guess that doesn't really matter who takes that does it because I can use these games for him anyway
I could I could really use this one. I'll take the decks. Well, actually, no decks is good for you
Dan because you're gonna get more block from them. Yeah, the bone comes out anyway. Yeah, I'll get the bone anyway
Thank you. Thank you. Good good teaming. Good. Good. Good teaming. Mm-hmm
All right. Yeah, this one easy, dude
Uh, anyone need, anyone need some free energy?
Anyone need free energy?
I think I could use that very well, yes.
Okay.
Take a little of that.
Anybody got three cards?
All normal.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Any got any Vol'ning?
I can, I can, I can't add any Vol'ning.
I can add some Vol'ning one sec.
Okay.
There you go.
Have some of that.
Okay.
Okay.
Where is the seam?
Hard!
Chad, if I thrash this bully, am I going to get the 96 damage out of it?
Or am I only going to get the 4 damage out of it?
You only get the 4. That's so...
I don't even want to say it.
Alright, I'm testing your malaise theory here.
So this shouldn't malaise for 4 and keep my energy theoretically?
Okay, we'll pause and wait.
It works!
That's incredible.
That's nuts.
Wow, that's really, really strong.
Okay.
Good enough.
Yeah, minus five strength for three days.
Dude, that's crazy.
Pretty good.
Well, at the cost of a discard,
which probably cost you less than zero to play.
Right.
of all time just dropped.
Big money here, Danny got flanking again.
Bubble him.
Jeff, get ready for the big ball and he's got 66.
So close. Anyone, can anyone put two vulnerability on this guy?
Need some cards boys
And I find in it I
Could put two on I'm just to get into six seven any chance we get a kill off that whatever we do it regardless
agreed
Here's
And then surely this is doing some more than me.
Never mind.
Can I please get, can I please get, I need my soak card and I need my syringe lure.
I don't have a syringe yet.
I'm trying to get the girl a nutrients from her man, I don't have a syringe.
Syringe means if you play an attack that does negative 8 damage you kill her.
Ha ha ha.
Syringe me?
And then play I would say like anything probably he's also flanked
That's pretty good stuff
Storm of steel
Holy shit was
I
Will say this today's decider
We got out the spades doing this dude
First grade what is this? What are we looking at here? Oh, it's just an event
We just decide if we want to heal or add regret to the deck
I don't think we have a chance to get to a shop anyway
Generally not
Let's get the money dude, I'm not allowed to reject it. You gotta you gotta click the one that says you're you're allowed to do it
Okay
I'm liking cowboy band and chat that just says well
That's pretty clutch, man. That's not bad on the band posters
Well, what do you think you need more upgraded cards or two random relics relics would be nice. There you go
Okay
We're not going to lead to
whatever man whatever for extra damage on thrash
now yeah I think we we wanted to go shop over the elite here Dan because we
got so much money from the event okay I got you got you this nerd
hmm
I
Got you raw no draw brother not this time
No, I'm just gonna level with you. I think Dan gets the kill
So I'm gonna just literally exhaust this curse
Hey never want to see it again
I
Anyone needs some energy I don't think so good could maybe
You want it? Yeah. Yeah, why not?
See what we get out of this. I
Think you've done me a great service my friend
I'm gonna take care of that just
Just got any we got any Volney or no
not this time
I can I do I do
okay
Take some give me a second. Give me this first and
Then I want you to take some of that some of that and some of that
There's your balmy. Thank you. Yeah, take take it to the moon now a little bit. Oh, yeah
76 okay, so close anyone got minus
This time is 9.
Have you guys seen the 6-7 challenge?
Sorry, free cards for everyone.
Have you seen the 6-7 challenge?
I've not seen the 6-7 challenge.
So basically it's something to go to all streamers.
You have one minute to do 6-7 as many times physically as you can.
I think I saw Tyler one pass out trying to break the record.
That's wild.
All right, here we go.
So now we throw this potion at him?
Yes, sir.
I can't believe we made it, man.
Oh, look at that money.
You gotta dump this and then these are horrible.
No, I think it's pretty good.
Yeah, let's give it a regret.
Chemical X with the malaise, holy.
I guess bread's pretty good, you're right.
Actually, Chemical X malaise is incredible.
That's wild.
Dan, you let me know when we can pop these fortifier potions on you.
Catch it.
So, royal stamp means that card never leaves my hand.
It means it's always in your hand at the start and every time you shuffle your discard pile, I think
Okay
Well my schmiff oh it gets retained it's innate plus retain
So it'll always be in your starting hand and if you don't play it it will remain in your head, okay
We had a lot of money to spend, boys.
We had a lot of money.
Sorry, hold on.
I'm just spending.
Yeah, we did.
This is looking like one of Richard Nixon's presidential doodles.
We're smithing, boys.
Honestly, I'm resting here.
Take no chances.
Smith.
I
Feels good
Feels right
Mmm. This is what it's supposed to feel like right here
That boys
Then I'm also ready to start a battle here. I'm gonna use a skill potion on you
Okay, so I need to tell you what it what is your?
Um, you guys have double block right when I need it. Yeah triple triple triple. Okay, okay
Triples of the Nova. Mm-hmm. Okay
I don't really have much here boys surprising
It's a bad turn for me here guys
I still got lots of lots of work to do. Don't worry about this
Hey, how you feel about
Hitting the queen with a 5x malaise that seems like a lot of that future proof
Yeah, that's fine, that's fine
Okay, bro, let it fly cascade. Oh
Where did all that balny go on? Where'd that balny come from now? We're talking a little different here, brother
I'm going to hold on.
This is crazy.
This is a crazy play.
What I want to see is just battle trance giving me something that gives me energy.
It worked.
Okay.
I've got six energy.
The turn starts all over again.
Battle trance worked.
And then we want to make sure we're thrashing a scythe.
That's a given.
Y'all sitting on five energy apiece with the minion halfway dead.
This is insane.
Turn one here.
Don't kill front guy yet.
I gotta give me one more turn with him to play around with him.
That's fair.
That's very fair.
Please just work.
Please work.
It worked!
Hey!
I
Can binding man binding is annoying I ain't talking about Isaac
Master my planning here comes three cards boys enjoy actually big actually huge
don't don't kill him yet right what do you think the odds are you gained
strength on him this time I'm gonna like we could do it I could it could be a
little bigger but I'll take I gotta put some more on him if you give me a sec
yeah and by probably I mean like there's maybe like a 1% chance but just
give me a second here okay here we go boys let it rip I might kill him by
action with this let's see put it on the wrong guy that's there you go there's a
little okay okay oh baby 68 did you do you got his strength
that's a nice that's a nice all right and I'm just gonna kill him then wait
wait let me try this first okay okay now that you do you think we probably
don't triple you this time we probably wait on it yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
give me this huge man give me this this that one this one that one this one
great I think they died this time I agree
Damn, imagine if you could get the volna on yourself, bro.
I have played flanking.
Anyone need three mana?
Not the mana so much.
Alright, I'm sitting on my fortifier here.
Man, I just gotta send this.
Take it anyways.
I need some cards.
If anyone's got some cards.
Mm-mm.
Cardless?
Bound.
Fair enough. Fair enough.
Second here, boys.
He's cooking.
Cooking a little bit. Just a little bit of cooking.
Um, throw a fire potion.
20 damage.
The heck was that? Now I have seven energy.
I think you were sitting on seven energy.
Yeah, I was sitting on a full bladder. I'll tell you that much.
I got the Terry Balea. Okay.
We're ready. Do you need to play your blocks first?
I mean, I guess we get you to 900 regardless, so.
Carry me? Yes.
Okay, we're ready.
Hey, do you need to play your blocks first?
I mean, I guess we get you to 900 regardless, so.
They're in me, yeah, hurry.
Oh boy, all right, hadn't it?
Get him.
Oh, boy, very good, very good, nice agreement.
play your slate inspired to your run man. I have to go pee so bad I'll be right back. Yeah hit it.
Woo. Oh great. Nice work there. That was fun. Damn. I got a meeting at two o'clock I'm so
but I we got we got more in us we got more in us man I gotta go but let's do this again soon.
Please man anytime you want to run it back let me know. All right see you brother.
But I chats by chats
That's fun, man. Yeah, I love this. I love this multiplayer
I'm right with Dan as far as his attitude toward it. I think this is the best version of the game right now. It's so fun
That was a really good like synergistic run we had going on there too, man
I didn't expect to be able to contribute to the vulnerable plays the way I did but we found some good additions to it
That was sick
This is just done, right?
Yeah, I think it's just waiting for Dan to do the finisher.
Or Ryan, I think actually.
I think Ryan just has to click on.
Beta branch has some cool changes going on too. That's good.
I haven't checked out the beta branch yet.
I'm glad they're addressing, well, apart from what we've mentioned as our chief concern,
the VAM, what's the dude's name?
first boss that we fought a couple of times, the status on that is ridiculous still, but
the lizard.
Lizard boy, yeah. Vampart? Please, please keep questions to Vampart.
I've been abusing that line. Uh, oh Dan's out.
Dan, yeah, he had a good one meeting.
That's fair. Let me, dude, you know what?
I read it.
Let me go pop in that. Can I drop an ad here in the discord? Are people gonna beat my ass?
I mean there's only one way to find out. Ad here? If you can believe it, I actually have to go to the bathroom again, so we'll wait for it.
That's dude, no sweat, no sweat. At...
It's Wednesday. I'm just gonna send an ad. This is a diplomacy ad. At the slay the spire heads I know.
I'm just going to do an ad here.
Anyone want to hop in for some multiplayer?
Say this, buyer.
Sorry for the ad here.
I know many of you are busy with other stuff, but I don't want to leave you out.
Any slayers online?
up slaying their spyre. Otherwise, I'm content to run it back. Man, I feel like I'm in the
fucking zone on slaying the spyre. Chat, I actually built a deck that works.
Dude, I'll do, if we don't get any responders, I'll do at least one, two player if you're
down. Yes, man. Absolutely. It's my comfort game. I need you to
help me with the fact that every morning I drink one coffee in an
hour later, two coffees come out of me. Yes, this is just I
think it's just it's a magical liquid. I have exactly the
same thing. coffees are diuretic. I'm gonna stop chat
before they type it. But something about like, if you
drink a pint of water you don't have to go pee for four hours. There's a direct
channel from your mouth to your bladder and it's like a bus lane but for
coffee. If you drink a coffee you have to pee in 45 minutes. I did have a
friend, he was woofing in Argentina, which is volunteering on a farm.
And all he did was drink coffee and work in the sun.
And he was like, this is awesome.
And then one day he didn't reply to any messages and he was like, yeah, I was in the hospital
because I passed out in the sun.
And they were like, you got to stop drinking so much coffee.
I used to drink so much more water than I do I really wish I maintained that habit because
at some point I just had really become a water boy.
I started living a vice-less life just because it turns out that dude, you're telling me.
this week I'm like man so vices would go crazy right now but coffee is the one
that I think I'm like I gotta keep it that's fair I gotta keep it because it's
like I started drinking coffee as a way to try to reduce my consumption of other
vices and unfortunately all I did was add an additional vice mm no I
understand also I think that just gets to you man caffeine people say
that it's like bad for you but I think they say it's bad for you in like the
same way that sometimes people are like fruit has too much sugar like I'm not I
think that there is a case that it might actually be good for you in
moderation yeah I I choose to believe that certainly I choose to subscribe to
that theory I'm not exactly a biohacker I got a same I think it's I think it's
just us as I asked is what I'm thinking I'm down with it though Corey said I
don't own it and I've got something in an hour I said no sweat and then
Josh said I can't I'm working and I said that is unacceptable no that's the
right response I can't believe he's been letting us down so much lately if Josh
could start prioritizing our streams over his job I mean like I feel like I
shouldn't have to say that out loud but that'd be really nice you didn't say
maybe I'll get fired someday here's hoping maybe you can maybe you can get
on the boat if that's the case damn I think he might want to be on it
Regardless
That alone like it's it's guaranteed legendary, but with the J. Smith on board. Oh, please you might want to go on regardless. Yeah
Oh, yeah, it's it's a manga stay to forget it's a manga stay
Justin is a IRL streaming
I had a friend man. I think now be us on his solo grant
I think for like an apparition of Malphys.
This is how I found out that there was a Windows update yesterday probably.
Oh no, he was just holding on a fart.
I've heard you required the Necrobinder ascension.
We need help.
Winner and ironclad and silent and soon to be regent.
How's your client going here, Malphys?
Remind me where you're at on everybody. Uh, I just did a
tension to and then just finish a sentient tree with region and and then
The defect is the only one now. I'll have after this
Do you know how high it goes right today? It's not all the way up to 820 yet. Is it?
No, it's 810, but I did a comparison of like the two charts between this and the first one
And it looks like that they've just kind of combined
some of them so like it used to be there was an ascension for like normal enemies do more damage
uh leeds do more damage bosses do more damage now there's one ascension that is just they all do
more damage at the same time so it's it it scales a little bit more harshly in between
piece up i mean that i mean down
fair also
the
the
sure
what if we just
you know all the usher parts
have you heard really early usher music
when we're still doing poetry
like deep cuts from the first couple albums dude
my man really came into his himself
like there's a difference in the
vibe and just like the presentation where
at the beginning I don't know if he knew he was usher
but at some point he figured out oh I'm fucking usher
an usher he's like damn I whoa someone said tried dancing yeah the world was
never the same I have to go off of beta I was
tricked into becoming beta yeah how you feeling about the beta man it's it's it's
far it's I haven't really experienced it because like I started it when I started
my regent journey so I didn't really have any point of reference of like what
has changed but a lot of people say that the regent is now better in the beta
that would really make you do anything would be like a bonus yeah I don't know
man I've been having a lot of fun with the region I just had an insane
heavenly fist run so it was it was pretty good how do I beta branch
my clock my home is a little vi get it down on the low key low key you ready to
leave is this stage you say come get me so I got up and followed her to the floor
I said baby let's go and then I told her
What'd you say?
Is this something like
Yeah
Something like that
I think that might be the song I've heard the most in my life against my will
And I think that it's actually I don't mind it as a song but in 2004 if you were watching like MTV or much music
It was just that
Me as far as earworms go. Yeah, you can do a lot worse
Oh that, Hall of Back girl, hey-yah
It was a season
Hey there, the LILob
I'm going to become a DJ and then combine
Hey-yah, hold on to that feeling
Oh my god, oh yeah, okay
Early, huddle up man, that colorless reward
Not bad
This is an ugly map though, what the hell?
I really hate my choices should be honest,
but I think we're going to-
Ascension three, oh wait, oh wait.
How many of these do we need?
Wait guys, I might own this one,
because I got shared fate, lose to strength,
enemy loses to strength.
I could just be the guy who ruins my life
to make the enemy do no damage.
How's it always Vantum dude?
That does sound like it actually might be good.
It would be the play.
Play.
Or you could do, oh, there's three elites there too.
You're crazy, you're going four elites around one.
Dude, let's freaking do it and be legends.
What are you talking about?
Let's do it and be legends, man.
I took the, I draw two extra against elites,
so that could be good.
That's nice.
If you, yeah, okay.
Let's, we got these things, I think.
Yes.
Okay, he's already weak.
Yep.
Yes, what?
I'll give you some more cards.
You just lost two strength to nice. Oh my God.
Is it exhaust? Oh, we got to change that.
Vulnerable.
We got to make it not exhaust, man.
Does it upgrade to not exhaust?
You know what? Good question.
I bet it upgrades to three strength. Yeah.
I think I'll start building toward losing HP.
I don't like any of our cards.
I feel about the HP loss on the ironclad man that's been pretty good for me.
I like it um I'm it's not my favorite makes me feel
anxious there if you can get the relic that like the first time every turn you lose HP
feel for that much that really kicks it into gear for sure.
I didn't even know that was a relic, I don't know if I've had that unlocked yet.
I did just get the best relic in the game according to the devs though on my last run.
It's the like ancient book thingy that plays.
Your last played attack or skill gets played at the start of your next turn.
Actually huge.
Oh yeah, that one's wild.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh another deadly point.
Gotta be bad, sure.
Oh, these these elites, man.
I don't know.
We're going to be doing the double bird.
Maybe literally going to see them.
All right, all right.
Ah, let's see.
I don't know about this one, man.
I feel like I've taken poison.
So I'm like, like, I probably not going.
Can I write poison?
Probably means that you would love to have upgrade.
Allows would be preferred.
I'll go, can I?
But you know, I could always take, you know, any of these and work some shifts and it'll probably happen.
Hello.
Yeah.
Hello.
Dominion's home.
It's going to play a powered demise on this guy.
So, two deadly poisons, you don't say.
I will play two attacks when you guys are done playing your cards.
I am done.
I'm done.
Let's start.
Here's some card draw.
Oh, yeah, baby.
I can extend his weakness by one turn.
Oh, you had no need.
Yeah, I got upgraded to whatever my weakness card is.
Neutralize.
We got it.
Yeah, I really like that enemy loses strength.
That's nice.
I am still 17 damage though.
Cards, I got blown here again.
He's not playing around.
There's two more poisons.
Oh, tungsten rod, right. That's a really good one too with this kind of build. I forgot about that.
So, in theory, I could do like 53 damage to this guy.
Oh, I hit the glass bottle on my front teeth.
Oh, no.
Oh
All the way up through the fucking skull, huh? That's I call that a Perry nay. Oh my gosh
Almost got knocked out
How much he got 26 poison I did all my attacks
Yeah, I don't think I can kill him this turn. I'm gonna say block
I should have blood walled.
Oh, jeez, definitely dead next turn.
Yep, he's gone.
Gage.
Ooh, I'm a frost.
Gremlador!
Ooh, Slime could be interesting, but like...
I don't know, I used to use full time a lot in Slime for a long time.
I don't use the trap, dude.
I don't know.
I guess we have to build around it so much.
much with sly and stuff I'm gonna skip the dishes guys I don't think I can fight
two elites on this one I'm just being honest I'm either man it's rough sled I
have I've added like no attacks to my deck because there's been no good attacks
I like that way so we could still maybe fight two elites I think we'll be
right there. They are invalid.
That's not good.
This guy's cute.
100%.
You can see how like, Prey would be sucked in by it's, like...
Yeah, no.
It's Fasahab. It's Charisma.
Yeah
The lips look like they got the tanning stuff too, right?
The lip really
Like you use little birds bees seems like dude, so could I I
Think I figured out I'm like allergic to Szechuan pepper
or the pepper that they use in like Malatang.
Actually, it's a very OK.
Well, if it's like I my lips were fine
and then I keep made some Mapo tofu, which was delicious.
And I had this wrong pepper in it.
And now like my lips are dry again.
I did. The thing about lip balm is you actually just have to proactively
use it throughout the year.
Oh, damn. I got to build up like a base coat or something.
But these are all nice.
I'm so bad at multiplayer about it.
That's true.
It really is.
It should do 27 damage to all enemies.
It really should, yeah.
Honestly, I can take Popper then.
I don't think the other two really fit me.
Yeah.
We'll fight you for it.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Oh.
My germs, my germs.
That's that egg.
What do you think, I mean one extra strength is good but like, it feels like two weaknesses
way better, just gotta be that.
Weakness goaded in multiplayer?
That makes sense, it makes a lot of sense.
Speaking of...
I will get you and then take your strength away beautiful we can make this work if I ever
get the one that makes this card that exhaust no longer exhaust I mean the runs already
over oh yeah that yeah that event yeah that's good you'll need cardra sure
produce could use actually huge smack you I got outbreak as well which is nice
I just need to get a few more poison cards and we're cooking
Are you guys giving me energy?
No, I'm giving me energy, never mind.
Not bad, not bad.
Can we do any more damage or no?
I could have put one on, that's my bad.
No, that's fine.
I was going to say I could do nine, but otherwise I'll just block.
He's basically dead to poison anyway.
Bye bye each.
The page.
Borkly.
I'm building a boat.
Dave Trapp, son of a bitch.
Is there a bludgeon move here?
Maybe.
Yeah, sure.
Fuck it.
Be real cocky.
It's gotta be this.
Gotta do some extra damage.
Schmiffin.
Schmiffin?
I think I'll be sure.
I think it's a draw three.
How long is draw three?
Oh.
Yeah.
And then, oh, did anybody else have a toxic trait that
means you think you can time this?
Three, two, one, go.
Actually legit, actually legit.
Let's go.
It works every time.
Uh, I do have a flex potion, um, for one of you dweebs at whatever point you want it.
No, no, I don't have any AOE, I don't have any AOE, unfortunately.
Okay.
I don't think I do either, sadly.
All right.
Well, if, you know, yeah, y'all, y'all come back now, holler if you need me.
Noted.
him but I don't know if we need to I can do it looks like we won't need to oh we
wanted to die to poison yes we'll get this done yeah yeah yeah if we could do
like a little more day I'll hit him for 14 and then that'll do it
beautiful yeah okay let's do that shmity looking good
Give me all three poisons
That's huge. All right, let's kill the second one weakest target
Second one you say I
Got 19 on
Does anyone have like a an attack for less like a flex potion?
Mmm. I have a hit for 11
That would be better and then I could put 19 on this maybe the front guy. Yeah, I like it
If I I'll do 15 damage to all if I get a poison card here. Oh, baby
Run target again. All right guys. We're straw all time
You have none from attacks, but seems like you guys are doing a great job here. We go handled
man this is going well. Honestly, I thought my deck sucked, but it actually might be
half decent. Enormous place. I can do 30. I got that guy. Don't even attack that guy
again watch this way way way and cloak clasp I don't know they're deadly we got a
thin the deck and you know what I'm saying dog yes sir hellraiser
kind of a grave blast it's gotta be grave blast man it's gotta be great blast or
nothing I think it's great blast man I agree oh this we gotta hit this guy I
know you probably said it like 10 times already we really gotta hit this guy
again never ending I'm gonna rest cuz I got that Lowe's
kind of going strike mode here this will be the one time where strike dummy
doesn't show up of course
there you are early hellraiser fuck you lads got minus three strengths 40 slippery
it's so dude we all we do is fight this guy this is the fourth time in a
row we fought this guy all we do is fight this guy and bitch about having
to fight this guy. That is damn true. Well, at least he's weak sauce. Literally better
to play two strikes than my actual good attack. He'll see it. Um, you know what? I'll extend
his bone a little bit. At least in my darn damn brace. Where are these strikes coming
I have Hellraiser so anytime I drop a strike I can play it.
That's very nice.
Hellraiser.
I think I got a...
Hit him for one damage for two energy seems kind of garbage, but
At least I didn't get to hit him again, so there is that.
Again, we are stacking the poison pretty well here, so that'll work eventually.
that's a big chunk my bone hands that is oh you're this is actually huge it's
helping a lot
yeah you know if you just get like hellraiser and two pommels in your deck
then like yeah just get here and watch the gameplay itself that's the
objective here for sure.
Oh no no no!
We got rampage too, I'm trying to build into.
Just go, just go, okay, okay, okay.
I shouldn't have taken blood in it.
No!
I misclicked!
Oh!
Alright, next instance, there we go.
Alright, now he's, now he's taking it.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
I have a vulnerable pot here as well if we need it but I doubt we will I think
we got him then. The second two attempts on this I'm certainly going better than
the first one. It's gotta be played. Two of these keeps my man alive. Who cares though?
He's not really gonna live. I wouldn't call that living. It's fucking sordid
We should have 45 slippery first 45 times he hits us. We take no day hard agree hard agree thoughts
me at P Diddy's house
That came out of nowhere man
That was a lot of baby oil apparently.
That'll do it, man.
Huge, huge, huge.
Get in there.
Get in there.
I wanted that one.
All right.
Accelerance.
Your breath.
Oh, yes.
I
Thought you said egg salad your breath, you know what I
Wouldn't mind how it's been a minute. Well, don't get the one from 7-eleven. I heard it had a listeria outbreak
Again again, yeah, egg salad is is one of those things I don't I don't trust from like I
can be anywhere
Yeah, I
I took a card that adds three souls into your draw piles, which I think could go crazy with the Hellraiser for sure
Rerolling each card reward actually sounds really good. I'm gonna do that myself
But I have a full art card, so I have to take it. Yes, there is that
I got a lot of money. I could do a double shot maybe.
How could you?
How y'all doing Uncle?
371.
That's a double shot and four elites.
Yeah man.
I trust him. I trust him now.
We got this. We got it.
He is bashed.
late lads all players have added three souls into their draw pile
and he's weakened
excellent
I might just hold on to this flex potion the whole game
that's some cards
you soul plus hell raiders actually come in
that's what I was thinking man
oh yeah I like that a lot
Oh, I like that a lot.
Ooh, we get some more card drop in here.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
This is kind of cooking.
This is kind of cooking.
Yeah.
I don't know if I even want to borrow time back, man.
I'm going to be real particular about the cards now.
That's why I was thinking I might want to take that re-roll option and help me out
here I took the reroll. I don't want it. I don't want it back. Master strategy in an
operate. No way. What the fuck? Oh, I had a twin strike. I was one gold away from the
twin strike to Oh my God. Does flanking work with I mean, like it works with Hellraiser,
right? The enemy takes double damage from other players this term.
Yeah, it should. It's played, so yeah, that should work.
Whenever you gain gold, raise your max HP by one.
Damn, that's pretty tempting. But then, then again, maybe we don't care.
But what if you got hand of greed? There's also there's a master of strategy available.
actually hand of greed would be crazy hand of greed would be kind of insane
we have one more shop coming up too oh oh we got we got souls you chest right
I'm gonna take flower because we got souls oh yeah that's true
that cloak class I freaking do have cloak class holy cow hmm I'm gonna
a week in the Andy who will then do zero damage? I'm gonna remove strength from the one at the back.
Terrific. Because he's going to buff and then he's gonna be like whoa I'm so strong but he's not
even gonna know man. He's gonna be like well I just wasted my turn to be at minus one strength.
I think you should be able to sell stuff to the merchant man I think it'd be fun. I think
with the right balance and the value of cards could work.
Yeah, it's not Pots, it's not Relics. I mean, you know, just for a couple bucks.
It's not Pots for a few gold, dude. Absolutely. Possibly to your Witcher.
Here we go. Here we go. I have all of the card draw.
He's still going man.
Woo wee.
Get him out of here.
I can hit for nine.
Well I guess he dies to poison.
Hit the guy in the back. Get him.
And then this guy.
Ten damage but it's not actually going to do any damage.
Like you see an event that lets you trade with your multiplayer partners.
That could be...
So crazy
Yeah, as an event that makes sense to you not to just like let it happen all the time
But as an event that would be because they have the event where you can take cards from other classes and stuff
So it's not right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, there's like precedent for it
I snooze it
Yeah, like 10% of the valley or something. Yeah, I think I'd be cool
I think it is vulnerable up front, maybe.
I guess it's kind of wasteful, isn't it?
No, let's just do it there.
I'm taking damage.
I'm walking here.
I'm sorry, but I'm not using a speed potion on this island.
like uh that seems like you should be able to handle it but yeah i've i've also been holding
on to a speed potion so that makes sense you would know right you beat a 10 as an echo binder
or did I'm not even close I you'll get there it's I'm trying to remember wasn't
in that year I love it ethereal yeah I've been trying is is my most consistent
let's see soul soul I'm just I'm just knocking out up front I think unless
y'all got it huge now go for it I'm gonna put poison on the back bitch
Oh, baby.
Oh, my God, the souls are here.
There they are.
Where's my, where's my strikes, though?
Sorry, as I said, I've been trying.
I mean, not on this run.
I mean, I've been trying it in general.
So we're like, we're awesome.
This is what I'm hearing is we're incredible.
The turn's never end.
Why who's got gremlin horn? That's me
That's interesting maybe backs that real sure. Let's do that
First very engaged you get burst
Tents
Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me straight? I commend you guys now garbage, man
We'll take a swift pot. I can I can mend I can mend you now
Oh, yeah, you get the tent.
That's actually huge.
Hmm.
Which one do you like to attack first here?
I never know.
It's kind of up in the air, isn't it?
Let's just go for that one, because he's weak.
I'll do a vulnerable pot too.
Alright, one down.
I think on the type of fellow that would glimpse beyond.
There we go.
I want that on my gravestone, please.
Ha ha ha ha.
I can't remember where you get the Gremlin horn right now too.
I do.
I would swap it at an event if that existed,
because I think I'm probably not the right fellow.
Considering my cards, I'm not 100% sure
that they do anything.
I need to upgrade flanking but they might we kill him in the back I didn't I have an attack
for sure I've done yeah I'm all I'm all I'm all I think one second literally what am I doing
I'm so sorry I don't I don't have the damage. Yeah, that's because I've reduced him. I know. I don't think I had the damage anyway to be honest, but well, I literally looked at it and said, well, he must I must have the damage is if anything, it's good that he didn't die because now he dies here.
here. Yeah. Oh, well, that also happened, but I will.
OK, I could flank for one of you guys.
I could I could fly to the front.
My my. I agree. OK.
And then flanked.
And I got Gremlin horn off of that.
Nice. Let's do a little poison, but I was doing two damage.
Oh, if I can make flank cheaper, I could I could burst it easily.
Later, nerd.
It has to be this.
It doesn't help either.
Does it?
No, it does not.
A lot of a shot.
Vajra.
I'm missing my card.
I was also thinking, Vajra, Vajra, Vajra, Vajra, Vajra, Vajra, can you hear me?
Yeah, that's pretty good.
I'll take reptile trinket, that's fine.
I'll take the fricking, I mean, I know nobody wants to take the bracelet.
Somebody's got to be Jizzu, bitch.
Here's my thing, though.
I think you need the energy more than I do, man.
Until I can make flanking cheaper, because I also have burst, so like if I can like burst and do flanking.
and do flanking and poison.
Does help.
Yeah, poison is expensive, right?
Tends to be.
It will be once I get Bouncing Flask, but.
I'm just going to vulnerable him.
I.
This turn just kind of sucks.
Yeah, I think I just kind of play my powers.
Do I get the energy if I attack him as well?
Or just the first person?
And we all get it.
You get it, we all do it, yeah.
OK.
But you have to do it for yourself.
I see.
That actually drastically changed my life on this one,
which I appreciate.
Leave my Hellraisers all the way in the bottom.
I'm going to do the block here, I think.
How raise your power bomb
uh-huh uh-huh be the moon
summer's coming up
there how do you have nine HP what happened
i've been real careless
not a lot of playing poorly
i also have been taking cards that cost me HP which probably i'm i'm not
accounting for very much yeah i have two offerings so that's probably
he's playing i might just be dead here in fact
anyway i can we can
I have speed potion for you bear if you haven't know that would help
Where you go, but thank you
Gone up for a really good
I'm already in the job too and I can't near
Yeah, that's good. I'll do thank you.
We got to fight right after this at least and I can I didn't actually need the pot.
I'm dumb. Sorry.
So I can go menu
drunkers dream if I ever did see one
I think it's CCR. I think you're right. It sounds like CCR.
52 and then okay. It's the bands. Yeah, the band. The band known as
Well, there you go.
I'm just dead here.
I don't think it really matters though, as long as I'm on HP anyway.
Alright, good luck.
Oh, he's dead, don't worry.
You got him?
You got him!
I got so excited about double offering in this deck, I didn't even think about how
much it's actually murdering me.
Be flowered.
Prepare, bless!
I simply must rest
I will mend
Well, be a mouthful, mend you too, there you go, look at that
That's so much better now
Smith
I think
This is tough
You got to Smith the Accelerant
draw a hellraiser maybe that's not very likely is it yeah god damn it oh no i got souls actually
that might work one two three four five six seven eight nine let's draw two then shit
so do this didn't find it still might find it god damn it it's on the bottom
there me looking for the fruit in the yogurt
that mean it did it do be heavy
He's gonna continue to do no damage this I promise you
Big fan of that
It's gonna be like that like that
Give me some bone oh my god, he's just ass. Oh, I have I have a question. Why does it say?
That he's gonna die even though he only has 18 poison because I get accelerates so it triggers it
Accelerant plus two times. So I just like green 18 17 and 16 poison all on that turn
Ice cream is crazy, bro
Lucky fish
Corrosive wave could be the play
Popple corrosive wave could be the way
I guess can we overwhelm the the plus two minus two AI in chat by putting like 32,000 plus
twos in chat in one minute?
No, for this to work nobody can put minus twos.
And I don't know because they might have used a non signed integer.
This guy again.
Oh, don't worry.
I got a corrosive wave, baby.
Who are we going in on?
I have flanking if you want me to and burst.
So you could just erase one of these three.
One in front one.
Yeah, I have tons of damage.
There he's going to take a lot of damage.
Oh, my God.
I was already dead, man.
OK.
Who's next?
And then.
3rd one I guess?
Damn, just typing in minus max int might be the play actually.
That's pretty smart.
Okay, we're going on this guy which means I hit him.
Also it's just another real quick experiment. Can we just get everybody to navigate away from twitch.tv.northenland and over to twitch.tv.barretown.
Just to see what happens.
Let's give it a try.
You never know.
It's always worth it tries
We just siphon could be the move gas clean
Honestly, this is probably not like the right way to do this, but I'm just gonna take some strength from each of them
Hey, oh, hey look at work. Cool
Yeah, get the plus two's in here to that be good actually I don't think we have the bottom here
But it's probably better to do that
Appreciate it. I'm doing nothing this turn
I have nothing left, unfortunately.
I have a lot of drawn energy here, hold on.
I can give you a flex potion.
It's gonna do that, and then I got my break again.
That's fun.
Let's do that to him.
Okay.
That's pretty good.
That's pretty good.
I could have given you a flex potion.
That's okay.
He'll die.
I'm gonna say it's best damage.
Whenever Oste takes damage, it does that damage to all enemies now.
Dude, it's all you got.
We got some hope here.
It's a big turn.
Okay, so we've got the second one I think I can kill.
Hold on, let me get this 19.
I literally do two damage, so I'm just gonna let you go and banter.
I've taken my strength down to minus three.
I can flake, I can flake, I can flake, I can flake.
Oh, okay, yes, so then, military-ass Peter Pan.
Do you want me to flake? Front or back? Middle.
I'm trying to think, so we have, I have enough to kill the second one.
Oh, you don't have the energy. Oh, you do have energy, but I don't think we can kill both, right?
Is the third one coming back? No, we killed it this turn, didn't we?
Yeah, it doesn't really matter. So let's just kill the first one because we can keep the vulnerable on the second one
So let's do flanking in the first one. Okay
Yeah, I think that's smart
That's still good though, that's still good that works that's honestly maybe even better
That's it is it is better because I'm blocking it all
You tell me I can watch North and Lion on other people's channels sometimes. Yeah
Yeah, I don't like the kind of move right now.
Just put the content that they're being, yeah.
Boom.
Looking for this?
Oh, Red Skull's actually kind of sick for me, too.
Tungsten rod.
Yeah, obviously don't take any of those.
Oh, my God, we're on the crab already!
Oh, that's cool.
Give another player block equal to your block.
That's neat.
Who needs the mending more?
I don't need it at all.
All I do is put up block.
Give me the shield upgrade.
Oh my, I know, I know, I know, I know.
I know what it's for, I know.
And Sneak, Sneak it.
I like, not even really.
Tent is crazy, man.
Tent is so good.
Tent's like one of the better.
Yeah.
Or Ralex, if not one of the best.
Uh, yeah, a screen.
Someone said my headphones are a lot cooler than yours,
so I got a bigger screen.
That's probably a hundred percent, man.
You seem like a guy who knows audio stuff,
how to wear your headphones properly. I've had these ones for a minute though they are
nice though. How's the foam doing? No bad dude yeah any look at the inside you don't
want to see that shit yeah that's not that's no good. That's a bad start. Oh I had vulnerable
to him dumb I'm sorry damn it. Oh my god no sweat. Yeah I could uh oh I could maybe
You do some stuff and do that.
I'm going to be hit.
Youch.
Might get my I have my demonic shield now.
So I might be able to apply my block to you.
Hold on.
Actually, I'm not looking as bad as I thought I would look.
Oh, yeah, you're taking 12.
I might still be able to block you, though.
I am thinking about this.
Oh, there's my block, yeah. Hold on, I'll have it for you.
So I'll swap to that and then this, and then boom, and then boom. Which one are you? Yeah, there we go.
37. Damn, actually that's huge, because now I can focus on building my hand.
Oh yeah, I guess Dan isn't serious. Where is he?
Dude, that doesn't make sense.
And then I do that and that that doesn't make sense. That was bad
This is a very strong start for this boss though
Oh, we have tungsten rod what the heck dude, that's me. That's nice
I have 10 energy. I got flanking
Hey, you can't energy. How do I have 10 energy? I
Thoughts exactly
We are we taking right or your lefty? Mmm. I want to try to take out righty faster because of the big rocket shot
Oh, okay. We might might not be able to kill him before that with my board. I just flank them
So there you go. Okay. I want need to wait for your flanks team. Oh, because I have the chandelier
Real silly
Oh, that's not bad
Here it comes, alright, yeah we can kill him here, uh, see if you got the flank my friend.
Uh, I got your card draw.
Yeah, if you give me card draw, okay, hold on, hold the door.
I did not draw it.
Okay.
I will weaken him, at a minimum.
I have quite a bit of damage still.
I can hit him real hard.
Nice.
I think I'm going to be able to
go and I can do it again.
Oh, he's gone. He's cooked. Okay. I'm
so maybe my deck actually does
something. I love that.
It's still vulnerable over here too.
Does anyone need block?
I know he's dead right?
Thanks, Eric. Get those strikes out of there, buddy.
I don't know what I need for that. Send it.
This is really good.
12 damage.
Okay.
Break him.
12 damage.
Cute.
Oh, I didn't even...
Cross away!
Thanks for playing my blog, though.
Oh, fudge. Oh, son of a bitch.
I can't do it again.
Literally it's good that he's gonna hit Oste because it's gonna hurt him.
Probably.
He did no damage, never mind.
I think I gained too much block somehow, which is also fine.
It's a decent problem to have.
Any double damage on this guy?
I do not have flanking, but I can poison him.
Stick it up in that ass.
Got you all blocked there, Melty.
I'm blocking you, I'm good.
You got you, you got you.
Is there a card that just doubles the HP of Oste?
I think so.
Maybe not doubles, but I think there is definitely
ones that are like some of the shit load.
Holy shit.
second hellraiser doesn't actually do anything right i don't believe so
uh... here
no
and all the way it's a answers crazy
you know i'm playing a lot or
i don't think it would
uh... i can't even imagine how it would function
that's pretty cool if you got any inside information about uh...
a lot, Joe, uh, DLC.
No, you got to talk to Dr. Specter and even he won't tell me.
So, you know, uh, he's one of the playtesters.
Hush, hush, huh? Yeah.
That's why local punk is the goat, though. Yeah, he's the goat.
Dude could have could have pieced out, but he's like, no, I'll just do like some DLC.
I know for sure.
It's some other publishers, if they had published that game, like six months
after at least there would have been like 99 cent card packs.
It's like, oh, my card packs are now worms, for example.
You're making huddle up freeze.
Pretty tempting.
That's that's not bad.
Four cards you play iron club.
Pretty good with corrosive show.
Guys, you think we're going to fight some elites?
Oh, I would like to think you want to.
Because if we're going to do four elite path,
I would love to get the one that upgrades
four cars. I'm here for it, man.
I'm always down. Could be huge.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Don't show the streams.
And I forgot about the watch.
That's so good.
You forgot about the watch.
Like the update. Oh, OK.
I would have chosen the other one and unlike bear I appreciate that and you're right.
the one that would actually respect I would say you're right on that one there you go
hang it Bobby uh take one of those
I bet they didn't press the button
that'll raise oh uh flank uh did you hear though they are nerfing the egg joker in
the blotcher update that is one thing they said that's the one that you sell for more money
it gains three bucks after each round and then yeah the nerfing it
i did not hear oh you're you're to say like i should be offended or something yeah it's actually a
compliment i'm i'm offended because it means that i'm too powerful and they have to stop me
No, you're not you're not getting nerfed
You're gonna nerf anything they should nerf the gift card
True it's the same thing she'll not better strike. Oh my god. Oh, oh escape plan. Yeah, baby
Yeah, I did forget to post bear caught in chat my mistake
Well, I could flank
Okay, I have like none of Max's turn, unfortunately.
On the back guy, because he's healthier.
Deal.
I'll play Max HP.
Oh wait, but you kill him and I have a gremlin on!
And then he's low.
I'm gonna play that so I don't lose Max HP.
Mm-hmm
Hey
No, but dude I passed like six card rewards first two in this acts back-to-back perfected strikes
For my hellraiser bill. That's that's pretty good. That is very good
Far from funny. We're at least a letter. Oh
There's a great trade. Wow. Thank you
get rid of our varsra guys we're never we're never encountering oh wait do wait
I'm freaking out you also had to get rid of Vara yeah you also had Vira Varsha
I don't know whatever I guess you had more than one person can get the same
that makes yeah yeah okay I got ready to do basically but we don't even have any
question marks up so now yeah and status cards man oh no it's perfect you
of a vacation package
on your stream
that
that
that
that
that
that
that
that
that
that
that
that
now also say I love that apparently our decks do not require us to communicate at
all I literally just dump my hand every single time unless mouth says he has a
whatever the damage card is yeah flanking yeah it was my favorite
I'm debating playing an offering here and if I play it I think we just kill him, but we'll see.
I have like 50 damage I can put out.
Hmm. I think I just do that for Godless.
Yeah, I think I just play a second offering and kill him, but I also can't draw a lot, so maybe not.
Oh, I'm chill. Don't worry about me. If you're playing the offering hurts you too much, I'm taking zero damage.
I am actually not yeah well hold on I think you have to be this first
that and then this
I have to play to potion
that did not help very much
darn alright whatever
close
it smelt
my germs my germs
Yeah, but it was my dream.
It was my dream.
No way.
We both my dreams at the same time.
Did that block more than I lost?
All right, just the five of them.
Oh, and I upgrade four cards after I fight this guy.
Yay.
It's going to hurt.
Yeah, this is gonna suck, man.
That's something.
There you go. Take 3 less damage.
I like that.
Ah, it's too late to flank.
It's too late to flank this guy.
It's too late.
I think you're gonna need those souls.
then watch this drive.
No, that's a lot.
Oh, my God, I'm trying to lead up in there.
I have too many cards.
Well, let's just get that guy out of the way.
That's a turn one right there.
is she?
Yello?
That's a treat.
Taking one damage, taking no damage?
Let's go.
Oh, gross.
Nice.
Nice.
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Thank you, Father.
Oh, got so many cards.
That's not going to work.
I just got a bunch of green status thingies under me. It's kind of nice.
Oh, damn.
First, Grosive, Albrain, Noxious, or something.
Ah boy, make your way for Hellraiser.
Let's just block.
That's true, the pull aggro card does look like it's going for the G-Sport.
Yeah.
We're doing the old cum hither.
Mm-hmm.
That's old meta though, I'm told.
Oh.
Not bad.
Then you gotta do 6-7.
I
Was gonna make a joke about zoomer in the bedroom, but they're not old enough yet, right? I think that zoomers are between
15 and 48 years old right now, okay, so they sex seven
We're in the clear
All I know is when you make fun of them
what you shouldn't do because the world is kind of fucked up.
I'm too sensitive and they're always on their phones.
But when you make fun of them, they always go,
I'm, Gen Z is 14.
But when they make fun of you and you go, why am I being insulted by a 14-year-old?
They go, I'm literally 31 at work right now.
They have it both ways and you know what? I respect them for it.
I'm not winning with that group, dude.
I got this guy with Artifacts.
There's a lot of R-Razors.
Yep, he said no flanking.
No flanking.
It's a vulnerable either, man.
Uh...
No sense.
I'm going to do a liquid memories on my break card and then at some point he'll
let me put five vulnerable on him.
Smart play.
Smart play.
I
The millennial I killed entire industry so Gen Z can six seven and we thank you. That's true man
But Applebee's still around that's what's so crazy
Somehow they made it radio shack was good, but Apple radio shack really like I I don't the business to me still doesn't make any sense
My grandpa would be in there and be like
He's like, I need to go to Radio Shack, he would drive like 45 minutes and then buy one
component from like a loose blue bin that costs 80 cents.
They had like a whole building in the mall.
There's like a Lego store for electronics.
That should have been like literally funded by the government.
Like it was a public service.
For real.
Okay, okay.
Here we go.
Okay. Okay. Here we go.
Okay. Okay. Here we go.
That's gave me. Here we go.
Here we go.
Oh, I thought break was free the whole fight. What does that potion do? I guess it's only for the one turn.
The one turn.
Also, that's true. Radio Shack is the funniest name of all time.
You know when they came up with the name they were like well people are always gonna need to fix their radios
You got questions we got bins full of loose components. I think that's staples isn't it?
I don't want I don't want to cause you any aura loss, but if I just watch in staples
Isn't staples that was easy and then they smack that button. I think it's like a tagline versus catchphrase
I don't know. Maybe it is that was easy. I don't know. Yeah.
Apparently it is Radio show. I don't know. You got questions.
We got answers. I don't know, man.
I mean, you cook for me with that one.
You're flanking. Huge.
Pot of ghouls.
I don't know.
Uh, playing the phone.
Reroll.
I skip.
I skip.
I skip.
Wait, are souls ethereal?
No, they're exhaust.
Then I skip.
I
Shades are huge. All right. Yeah, at least just like her whole water bottle on the floor here
Give me a minute
Hmm
You have several ethereal cards
Yeah, that's literally true. That's literally true. I got four ethereal cards, which I think
fits the dictionary definition of several.
Mm-hmm.
Why are you playing ethereal card game five? Yeah, well, you know what? Why not? Six
several. That's true.
Several.
Not three.
You ever read Shake Shack?
I read it.
Speaking of Shack.
been. I don't think I've ever had the opportunity even. I think maybe they did a pop up in Toronto
a few years ago but by then I had moved away. It is pretty good to stop eating meat. I bet
they have a non meat burger but I can't vouch for its quality.
I'm a burger so easy man. That's the thing. They're so easy
Oh, I'm just gonna do that just get it out of the way
Get it out of these fuckers flanking mr. Middle, please I've given you four souls in your deck beautiful
Now what, anyone like to make me draw some cards?
Don't have the means.
That's okay.
Oh.
Doing that, and then we're doing...
No, we're not doing that, are we?
No need for block.
Okay, Blind Salamander, that's the realest thing you've ever typed.
You've typed a lot of fake shit in this chat.
That's the realest thing you've ever done.
Jesus dude, first turn spectral knight kill?
That's crazy.
Oh my god isn't he going to kill them all?
Is that good?
What the hell?
I got energy back!
What the hell dude?
They're just dead!
They're all just dead.
Now if you killed them.
He has too many cards.
These are elites. Oh my God.
That's crazy.
Well, the souls help.
They got a lot of skate planes.
Corrosion player out here.
Just just game and do unsettling lamp.
First time you play a card that debuffs an enemy.
Oh, it's not too late to take feed, right?
Well, I could take sneaky.
I think feed.
I would never take a multiplayer
because I would crash out so hard.
I think at the very first multiplayer run we did and it ended up being pretty hilarious.
Really did, did I? Because I'd never waited for you at all.
Oh yeah, because no one ever waited, and so it was always very funny.
That's not a bad cast, Gabe. Let's go.
Seems okay.
I would love if you did honestly are these elites now these are just basic
This is a Stewie Griffin and his friend Long Stewie Griffin.
I can see that.
Sure.
They look like the fellas that Beetlejuice sees in the waiting room.
Recently I had a co-worker say, not today, Satan to me.
So millennials are going to be around.
I actually think we're like the modal generation right now.
I think there's more of us than any other type of human being on the planet.
So you're gonna be hearing it for like most of the rest of your life. Oh
That is Roger from American dad. Yeah, that would be okay. I could see that
You're gonna be hearing about
Hecken big fluffers for probably like the 2016 that's set me back to you. Holy
I'm just not gonna play anything man
I got you a cookie, but I eat it that's can I say that's a one step too far I
don't know any millennials in 2026 that are saying I got you a cookie, but I
eat it I don't want to know what's what's the the emoji with like the stuff
cheeks that's just like a like a like colon three or something I got you a
cookie but I eat it it's all in three I'm making the face wait he's a flanking
I guess oh son of a biscuit
never heard heckin big floppers in my life I think you're I think they're
living right that's an old porn industry turn yeah boogie nights
what a picture he's flanked by the way love a flank dude
I was like colon three men balls deep wait a second
Oh, this changes that that's epic bro. This changes everything
That's that's one of our millennial phrases. Yeah
There it is the cooking drawn here we go
Finding it
This one, this one, this one. Make me draw some cards, please.
Nice one, nice one. No card draw.
That's looking good. It's looking even better.
Oh four souls in the draw pile and a soul in my hand. Oh, I don't even get to do anything
I don't even get to do anything with it, man.
I really am definitely a plan of fire character. This is what he felt like for sure.
Bro all my deck does. Wait one second. I'm at full HP and you guys are all at full
HP so I can't rest or men all I can rest and get a random potion
Do it
He's got that statue you're lacking campfire value man. That's how you know that well
I realize that the only thing my deck does is give you guys souls so that mouth can kill them in one turn
Which is fine. I mean it's okay. That's working. Yeah, so far so good
He's got all the volume I
of the
I can flank them
and
that's a good way to decide is to read
the story is so you're going down
and doesn't make me very happy to see
a razor turn one man that's that's going to open things up
you know learn today for those doing a lot of damage though
Yeah, I wasn't able to quite go infinite, but I played powers and stuff. He sees that
It's her one death or a round mode one. Yeah. Oh, there's accelerant. I didn't even realize I didn't play that
Take some souls y'all
He's dead. I kind of hate that you can't do anything in between here
You know, well, I could play a defend and then exhaust it from my
this car pile I suppose.
That's so nice.
Give exhaustion my drone pile, never mind guys.
Well, okay.
I'm not even going to get the, oh wait, wait, what if I just did like this?
Yeah.
There go all my defies.
There go all my defies.
That's a gross wave.
Here we go.
Yeah.
Realize. Realize. Realize.
I'm not that.
I haven't done anything yet.
I've played cards, but I haven't
Oh my god. He did. Yeah.
I have more cards. I didn't want more cards.
I was in the cycle. My corrosive and burst it I think.
Oh my god. You can kill him without the poison even.
Really rubbing in. Also I played sneaky so every time you guys attack I get two block which has been
huge. Nice fur. That's crazy.
I'm gonna sit on 58 block there, sheesh.
How old am I right here?
Alright, um, I'm taking a little shot here, it's not too bad.
I just played my entire hand from drawing it, and then that was my turn.
That flanked you, intangible bitch.
out of here.
I've seen a Hellraiser deck kill this boss on the intangible turn by going endless.
That is pretty fun.
300 straight strikes, that's hilarious.
You killed it, no way it is intangible.
I just drew all my cards so, sorry I actually thought I lost vision in both of my eyes
because I was looking at my draw pile and then it all disappeared well I guess
you would we can play something that's fine so I can play this because it sucks
can I play cards? Can I play my card? I need to be able to play my card.
And then, like a bunch of shit that sucks, so that I can then draw some shit that doesn't
suck and exhaust the shit that sucks. Okay, makes perfect sense. That's no big deal.
that's no big we have we have slimed and or rinsed him I think man this is I mean
this is he's done man hi germs yeah that's pretty good I crashed right at the
No!
Don't get to see the victory.
Hopefully you still get credit for it.
Connection interrupted!
Oh yeah, hopefully it's scaled to your...
Reconnect, I'll reconnect.
Huge, huge.
Connection timed out.
Guys, I have to go pee so bad.
I'll fix it, I'll save you.
Are we doing another?
I could, I could, I could.
I mean, I can do one.
I can't even boot the game!
game anymore is just crashing. Hello? Hello? Hello I can still hear you, I just gotta go
to the bathroom. Okay, thank you. Yeah, go ahead. Bye, Bear.
Are you playing more? No, I think I'm done. Aw. Yeah. That's enough spire for me, man.
I don't know if I can do four straight hours of spiring. Okay, GG, brother. Yeah, that's
SGGs, man, that was fun.
All right, have a good next run.
you
I'm back. Just me, huh? Let me see what's going on here. I already know. When I get one message
in Discord, like one push notification, I already know it's a germ of going live. Because otherwise,
I only get multiple discord messages.
I only get people that are typing like 20 things and then I go, oh shit,
I got nine plus if I only have one, it means you're most live.
I don't even need to know.
It's like, I can, I can feel it out from the negative space.
What the down under realm?
The down under realm.
Under down.
What's the strangers?
Yeah.
Can you imagine if they just go down under and it's
just Australia man I saw will buy it will buyers ain't lost man he's just down
at the okay we need please that bondy beach on the beach let's try to think of
a place that's like unique to Australia the didgeridoo store I saw him at Uluru
bro he's just chilling at Uluru the song at the Xavier Rudd concert
Maybe a ride.
It's pretty cool.
Musician?
Yeah, he's a musician. He played a hillside before.
I believe that. He sounds like a hillside. He sounds hillside coded.
Yeah, yeah.
He plays the drums in the didgeridoo and like a guitar on his lap all at the same time.
Yeah, I think he also has a harmonica in there. He's crazy.
He's crazy.
He's crazy.
Did you want to do do-is-or-no?
Yeah, yeah, I would love to, man.
love to men okay um I can host you can host my
fuck Mary kill kangaroo jack Scooby-Doo airbud um this is tough because I really
don't want to say that I would fuck airbud because that's the only one that's
a real dog. Scooby Doo is a cartoon, probably you're right. Scooby Doo definitely a cartoon
kangaroo jack, some kind of like real plus CGI hybrid depending on the scene I think.
Wait. How are we owning on a cinch three? We just did a cinch three. It's based on,
Oh, it probably didn't count.
That's whatever.
Whatever.
Two silent.
Oh, yeah.
About that.
Do I want.
To relax, the dean, the colorless.
I hate this guy.
Cardboard.
Give me a random rare and I'll build my whole deck around it.
In venom. All right.
Oh, yeah, I guess I will be building my whole back around this.
No, that's good. All right. That's good.
I think I want to know you know, yeah.
What if OK, what if here we go?
So it's three elites.
I mean, that's a beautiful question marks three fires.
as everything the body needs.
Okay, Frick, Mary, Kale, a gremlin?
Like from the movie, gremlins.
From the movie gremlins, yeah.
Chucky or Megan?
I hate the optics on all of these.
Cause like both Megan and Chucky are kind of like child's dolls.
i don't really have a really not comfortable answer in the question
that i i i thought i would be
friccagremlin
i guess i'm saying i would fuck a gremlin
and mary agremlin?
i think there's no other option there
yeah that's pretty much it
but if we're talking about like
freddy kruger
jason borges
and like Michael Myers. Yeah.
Didn't I say? Oh, no, I didn't say Michael Myers. You're right.
No, but like, who else would be?
I mean, those are the three.
Say you got to kill Freddy Krueger.
I'm sorry. He is fuck.
You just can't kill Jason either, by the way.
Like I would fuck Jason because he's got sort of like it's almost
like he's already wearing the eyes wide shut mask.
So it just seems like he's kind of coded for it.
And then I guess I would marry,
oh no, I got vice versa.
I would fuck Mike Myers and then I would marry Jason.
Does that make sense?
I guess so.
The thing is, you marry Jason, like he doesn't die.
So like you're just with him forever.
I'm being told that Mike Myers has like
the intellectual capacity of like a four-year-old child and I'm being kind of slimed over it,
honestly. But luckily, that's true. I didn't say Michael Myers. I said Mike Myers. So I'm
talking about the dude from, so I married an axe murderer. Excuse me, I believe there's
been some mistake. I ordered the large cappuccino.
I
Know our good work
They're giving me ships I want to give them to you I would love some ships
Who do you like attacking the Sprunk guy? I don't really care. Why am I?
One two three
Apparently Jason also has the mind of a child which is a serious dilemma because I am not fucking or marrying Freddy Kruger
Like the dude shows up in your nightmares.
It's just not going to happen.
Not going to do it.
Can you you can't do more than one.
I'm one.
Surely, yeah, that guy is dead.
And then I can actually put two poison poison is kind of rough to start, though.
until you get the synergies.
Yeah.
Pretty much as soon as I see a deadly poison, I take it.
He's like, I have six more damage.
I also have six more.
He's close to them, huge.
Come on, man, come on, it's.
I like I mean, I guess.
I need the poison enablers stat.
Oh, do I need the poison enablers?
That's the ones right there.
Play dance?
That's true. If you had a good relationship with Freddie Krueger,
he could, like, if you were having a nightmare,
he could come into your dreams and, like, be like,
hey, everything's okay.
Hey.
You're in a safe place right now.
I
You like oh my god my husband Freddy Krueger
What do you
If you could answer someone else's dream, what do you what would you do hmm?
probably where the
Big David Burns suit from stop making sense
Haven't seen it
He's just got like a really big suit makes his head look really tiny. Oh
Oh, that might be the play we're gonna do this. It is a reference to the movie
dream scenario. I'm directed by that. Not a Kevin Costner movie, unfortunately.
Might have been better if it was a Kevin Costner movie. I didn't really like
dream scenario. He's the dude who directed the drama that just came out with Robert Pattinson and Zandaya.
Oh right there are a bunch of movies this year like three movies. If you're Tom Holland you got to be a little bit worried.
You think so? I think so. They recently got married and she's already doing like three movies with you know Robbie Boyle.
Are you trying to suggest that maybe Robert Pattinson or let me rephrase that Zandaya is Robert Pattinson's work wife?
I don't think I even need to suggest it. Also, Hurricane Sports Bar in Toronto,
Robert Pattinson sat in there one time and wrote on the wall. I would usually sit in that seat.
They made it permanently a Robert Pattinson seat?
They just gave him a Sharpie and said this place is kind of not all that. Can you
put your name on it so maybe people will come here more often. It worked. It worked. For
me.
Did you see the iced up Drake seats at the Raptors game? I seem to be the only person
who understands the ramifications of this incredible news.
Uh, I didn't see that. Is the super fan still going to every single game?
Super fan. Are you talking about Drake?
No, no, there's the guy. I think he owns like a publisher.
Yeah, I don't know, honestly. I haven't seen a basketball game this year, or maybe ever.
That's not true. Didn't you get big in the basketball last year?
I think I thought about it.
Right.
There was a period where I was just pretending that I was in the basketball nonstop.
Right.
And pretending to be a big fan of like the Brooklyn Nets when they were actually kind of good.
ah but ever since the net fell off I just I'm not a big I'm not a big basketball
guy anymore right made a lot of joke it's jokes I still like I have seen
Nicola Jokic play basketball although I've never heard his name pronounced and I
still don't actually think I guess what I shouldn't say I shouldn't say I don't
think he's that good at basketball I should say he's not good at basketball
he's just tall. He's just tall. He's literally okay. Like he doesn't even score that many points.
He just like passes the ball to someone and they score. So how is he so good at passing?
Because he's taller than everybody else. So he literally just goes like who overhead pass
the next person scores. Like it's so crazy. And people are like, he's so good at basketball.
We should name him the most valuable player in the league. Ray Romano, when his brother
is Shaquille O'Neal, my brother, he's tall.
Ray Romano and his brother is Shaquille O'Neal.
Or whoever you said, Mila Djokovic, or something.
Mila Djokovic, yeah.
Yeah.
I would love to upgrade, but I got a arrest.
I'm going to upgrade, man.
I'm going to go for it.
I did get a serpent form.
Oh, you know what?
I think you take whatever you want. Why don't you take the five rings because your HP is like three lower or something right now
Yeah, sure
Yeah, Ariana Grande album anyway, right?
Legend of the five rings
Change she asked. Yeah, okay. That was that makes more sense. She's like ten rings. I think or something
Okay great turn for weakness at least yes
Where we dropping lads I
Don't have any big I got a bunch of like play dance. I'll have serpent for maybe next turn
The order for this one. It's like three one two four or something like that. Yeah, I never
Remember is anyone offhand know the order
what she ordered 4132 you kill back first honestly I throw that on you think
it's gonna matter oh you know what I should be doing the
on. Right, right. I see what you're saying. Yeah.
And then I think it's your pen form.
How about like in venom, please?
Well, check this out.
So I know you didn't.
and then
No, and then no, they actually no and then actually no and then because I need to play dagger spray next turn
When they don't have block I need to play serpent form
It's kind of gonna suck ass though
Yeah, I can weaken someone I've weakened the back
If you weaken two they will do no damage
Yeah, I think no matter if you weaken the back the back
Three oh, yeah, okay, so yeah, you do no damage and then
Okay, I
Have stripping for I
I think we're okay now. I do damage when I block
I'm gonna have that one yet
You haven't a certain form. I don't think so
I have anything that much to be honest. It's it's three cost
We can
Watch that guy
of
the
Well, I can do this and fortunately that doesn't trigger their stupid fellas dead
Sexy
Okay, and then I can do
You think you're gonna live me I could probably kill this guy. I'm I'm I'm locked in for 15 years. So I'm good
No sweat
So when you play defense, it does damage and does not trigger their block.
Correct.
I'll wait on you then.
Actually huge.
I feel like this could have gone a lot worse.
It could have.
It could have.
Okay, so defend, defend, you're done.
Nice.
Oh, cloak clasp, yeah, sure.
Accuracy, yeah, sure.
Can somebody do the math on Grand Finale?
Grand Finale sucks, unless you're good
and have like thin, fixed deck.
There should be text on Grand Finale that says,
like under what it actually does,
should say your transformed cards are guaranteed to turn into this oh my god I
hate it so much because that's how it feels to me I'm doing say the spire
related humor now um
any chance any chance we upgrade here any chance we just
up. We change. We say Frick it and we just upgrade change. We say Frick it. Frick it.
We ball. Oh, this guy's real, a real nasty Betty.
I'm just going to hit him.
I love the class.
I'm going to hit him.
I'm going to hit him.
I'm going to hit him.
I'm going to hit him.
thing I do have the captain's wheel. Oh man.
Not how you feel about Shawshank still your favorite movie.
I would say it's my favorite. It's been when I've like defaulted
to but I I don't know that it's actually my favorite.
My favorite is probably just like some brothers flick or
something maybe stepbrothers maybe Tommy boy homes and Watson
I didn't finish that one actually believe it or not. No, it's just it's like an epic you want to save it
Yeah, it's a little too good
I think you look a dart that's good for a guy like me. Oh sneaky. That's every five times you exhaust the car draw a card
You want to shop I think I would love a shop man. I would love to not fight I
I feel like convince me that bouncing flask doesn't suck
Convince you that it doesn't suck. Yeah, I think it might suck
No, it's it's it's really good. It's amazing with outbreak. It's amazing with sneko
It's good to get rid of artifacts for sure. It's good about getting rid of artifacts. It's
It's it's it's really good with burst. Just ask some some poison
it's really good especially once you get accelerant oh I guess it's really good
I can't afford the tent
oh
I should steal that could be the play
be the play
I'm just like desperately wanting some shibs I've gotten two cards that give me shibs man
oh I got shibs of the wazoo yeah you got that in that I got an invento
I
Got an infinite blade in here. She's just let you buy cars for your friend
Do that or like I could we could negotiate buying cards from each other's decks. Oh
Yeah, imagine
One thing's for sure though we have meal tickets, so we're gonna we're gonna sniff I
Am going to sleep
Chow what's the name of Eminem's character in eight mile? Isn't he called like weasel or something?
Um, is he called ferret be rabid that's okay fuck Mary kill Eminem some shady be rabid
Eminem some shady be rabid and you can't fuck them all
I probably marry M&M.
That's crazy bro.
Have you heard the way he talks about women?
I don't know.
I didn't hear recently.
He's reformed.
He's reformed now.
He's like, hey, I used to be an idiot or something.
Yeah, 100%.
I don't know how it works.
uh probably Frick Slim Shady and then kill Barrett or Farrett or Riesel or
B-Rabbit, B-Rabbit, yeah. B-Rabbit.
Oh that's true, Slim Shady is the one who talked like that.
That's my mistake.
Well, so yeah I think you're in the clear.
Okay, good.
Oh I've got Helical Dart, son.
Was he looking dark every time I play a shiv I gain one dexterity this turn
But the bug you have what I want what you have
Yeah, I know I well I wanted to take poison early because you got invent them, but they just kept giving me shives
Back in big and sneaky all I got sneaky as well, which is really good if you get more
or shivs, because then I gain block every time you attack.
You gain block every time I attack?
With sneaky, yeah.
Oh my god.
Upgraded, it's two block.
Stanley two block.
Stanley Tucci.
Stanley Kubrick.
Stanley Tucci and Stanley Kubrick should have a kid.
You could do fuck Mary kill Stanley Tucci, Stanley Kubrick, Stanley from the office.
Hudson. Stanley Hudson. That's the one. I mean, Stanley Hudson, you'd probably marry him.
Like, he gets married a few times. He seems like a good provider. He has affairs though.
He has an affair. Well, he is a high-powered, high-status
business man yeah it kind of comes with the territory I think it's selling
paper check this out 49 block the sack of shit
Uh, uh, okay, you're going to get accelerant as a card reward.
Oh, that makes poison trigger twice.
Yeah, or three times upgraded.
I did not get it.
Sorry, one time, I'll fudge.
One time and then two times.
I'm not sure about this one. I feel like it's got to be um, I could skip but my deck doesn't do anything as is
Wait what are your options? I have the hunt so and serpent form and nightmare
But I feel like if fatal in multiplayer is like a
crash out recipe
Yeah
Also most enemies are gonna poison but it's it's hard to
Hard to kind of play it, but if you can and we both have certain form. It's pretty good with shoes
I'm skipping. I think you're right the right thing to do is skip out sadly. Yeah, I
Get it. I respect it
Transform neutralize and suppress.
What are your first two words?
Three full card.
This is the part where we just say it out loud.
We just say our relics out loud.
I don't know, man.
I'm kind of tempted to take Reena to Drake.
But I'm also kind of tempted to just make a bouncing flask play for free at the start of battle
That's really good to give it to some artifacts like I think it's it's that's really good
Especially once you upgrade it because then it hits an extra time. He's right. He's right, you know
It gets rid of artifacts. It gets that poison on them on the skin
It puts the poison on the skin.
No, it gets that's true.
And we're not fucking with Drake anymore.
If it was Ring of the Kendrick, then we would consider it.
But plus Drake seats just got iced out.
Have you seen the photo of Drake where he's taken of like a photo of himself
and like the bar mirror in his house of his like his abs and everybody's like.
Those are like those are like plastic surgery.
Couldn't be me.
I'm thinking about it. And I say that as somebody who owns an OVO sweatshirt, right, but if I
may, I bought that sweatshirt a long time ago. Right, right. Back when he was celebrated.
Back when I was like, this is a cute owl. It's a nice logo. I think owls are really
cool animals underappreciated is actually pissing me off how you get block
every time I play a card keep it up sweetheart that was helical dart I'm
going to the moon he's rich why doesn't he have a six pack broke as he's
constantly getting Balinese delivered from cactus club yeah and he's probably
like going to the fridge and getting a thing of caviar and just slathering it on with some nacho cheese
100% that's how I would do it. Like I was gonna say like any of us wouldn't
How did you do that?
One damage
You should probably watch beer fest this month.
Dude, I think I have seen it in the last year.
Oh, that's good.
And I've never really been a beer fest guy, if I may.
It grows on you.
I think exactly the opposite, for sure.
No.
I mean, I don't know if I would say it's grown on me less, but I would say, I think
it hits different when you're not like 20 years old.
No, no, no. It's it's it's in the same same realm as as hot fuzz.
It gets better with every frickin.
Every frickin time.
I have bad broken lizard takes, though.
My favorite broken lizard movie.
I'm pretty sure is the slammer.
That's the slammer.
It's. Oh my gosh.
Freaking.
You know, you just love it when he's calling them meat drapes.
Well, I didn't say I liked it.
It's just maybe my favorite.
And then after that it would be beer fest for sure and then I really I even I saw
Well in ninth grade we had take your kid to work day, right?
And I went to my dad's office with a friend of ours who had an afro if you recall
and
We did I think we did like an hour of like watching my dad work and then he was like well
I've got like some real work to do
Uh, so you guys just like chill in this room with a, uh, TV and a VCR.
So we walked to the blockbuster on Queen Street and rented Super Troopers and then watched
it twice in my dad's office.
And uh, even in that unique situation where I was not at school and I was watching a movie
with my friend, I was like, this movie fucking sucks.
What?
It's, this movie is not good.
It's a good movie man, but that was me in the eighth grade when I was a little smarter
Love super troopers. I mean I beer fest surpassed it for me, but like how could you hate it?
I
Don't know. Do I want nimble or sharp I?
Always take lift
Swift is good too, but the problem is my powers are expensive so I would draw into something
I couldn't maybe play.
Understandable.
Very understandable.
Infinite.
Or I could just remove another fudging cod.
All I do is cut man.
That's it.
You're my garage.
I remember the first time I was super troopers, my buddy in, like a bunch of us were in
his basement in his room and he had like, there's a small room with like this like super
U shaped couch that just pretty much went around the perimeter.
Yeah.
So watch that.
And then afterwards it was like, WrestleMania.
We just all started wrestling.
That's so awesome though.
It was, it was pretty cool.
It's pretty cool.
What do we want to, uh, figure out, make you vulnerable in the front?
I will attack that guy then, and hurt him real bad.
I don't know if he's scared.
I would prefer not to take 10 damage if I could avoid it.
Oh my God, I played like 10 shibs before you played sneaky.
I drew into it. It's not your fault. Sean, it's not your fault.
So that was Sean of the Dead reference.
No, that's Goodwill Hunting.
I thought, doesn't the dad in Sean of the Dead say it's not your fault too?
And he's got. Oh, maybe he does.
I think you probably say now that you mentioned it, Goodwill Hunting is definitely more.
It's not your fault.
But I think that the Sean primed me.
Okay, we take 10 damage because I got a meal ticket.
We got to get that poison up there.
No ticket, full health.
We're good.
Jocks, pants.
Lucky.
This is what happens with two millennials.
You can't let two millennials get together, man.
anybody like cutting the references out or something without a Gen Z or a baby
boomer to go like what's that? That's why they're not supposed to get together.
The problem is, I'm pissed off, I'm not really making too many new like, my brain is at capacity so
like I'm still gonna be making the same references in five decades.
Yeah I think that's how it's gonna go for sure. And then people are gonna be
like what's the I've never seen that movie oh well that's a that's a movie back
when movies were only like two-dimensional on a screen I only
watch 5d movies man we were watching 60 movies back in 2010 I remember that I
remember that I'm still pissed off that you guys were like let's go back and
watch it again for like 20 more bucks yeah for anybody that doesn't know what
should be everybody. We got together in 2010, maybe 2011, and then just in Niagara Falls
watched Tourist Trap quote-unquote 4D movie like three times. Every time you watched it
it was like $20. It was really like you sat in a theater and then they've made the movie
theater like played footage like you were on a roller coaster and the seats kind of
like move the ship but like not a lot of water misters too so like the water was
an extra dimension yes that was one of the dimensions without a doubt and then
also I think after the roller coaster part it was like a little bit of the
Brendan Fraser journey to the center of the earth played or maybe they're like
different. For some reason, it's a little fuzzy. I just don't understand why I, even
though I was there, I don't have great memories of a great fidelity on my memory of that event.
No, I remember the framework of it. But that's about it. That's about it. I think that
was the same weekend we went to the Hooters as well.
You guys, I have to defend myself.
I've never been to Hooters.
You guys went there before my boss got there.
Oh, well, it was like-
I've still never been to a Hooters.
Actually like minus 40 Celsius out.
And we're like, we need food.
And it was just right across from the Howard Johnson.
So we were like, all right, it's lunchtime.
Let's do it.
It wasn't the best food.
But our server did sit in the booth next to us on her lunch break and her mom was there so she was eating like a PB&J
while the cooks in the back were making our food. So that was pretty good.
That's rough. They don't get like a meal from the restaurant for lunch. They got to eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
Maybe it's like they were new or something.
I will tell you, I have no big attacks, so I don't need pen nib, but if you also don't have big attacks, then
I have many small, I'm okay with whatever you want to take, like, you know, it's okay
It doesn't matter to me
Alrighty then
Did you get the wings?
No, I got like a...
I almost certainly got a buffalo chicken wrap
I think that's totally fine
But like I didn't want it to be a situation where like you went to Hooters and then you were like I'm gonna have all had the
French onion soup and
Slice apple pie or something like that because then it feels like you don't actually have the authority to make a value judgment on
Hooters
right, I mean I
Expect them to have good freaking chicken
But it didn't sit well, I mean let's just say that
In the gut you mean in the gutter or region. Yeah in the shallows
Block it like it's hot, okay
You're gonna have a lot of block
You're gonna love the way you look hmm
I think we're gonna do like a Vince slap chop thing like you're gonna love my nuts
But that's also that guy that guy's like running for some kind of political thingy
I don't know if you've seen his his campaign videos, but they are not good
Mayor slap Chopiel
He's uh, let's just say he's on the side of ice
If you know what I mean. I think that you've said it explicitly. So yes
I'm inviting him from the from the cruise then he's gone. I vibe would if I were you want to get out in front of any pr
disasters you want to break his block so I can invent him in a little bit uh I
Wonder if I can you don't have to because I have 18 blocks. So I have the luxury of just
I can I can break it. Oh there just barely. Oh
You got the nun chakku. I've got the nun chakku
By the way, this is not like I swear I'm not doing a dog whistle my whole life
I've been like don't get ice in your drinks at the restaurant because it makes the drink have like way less drink
Yeah, I was I was a fool. I was a young fool
You have to get the ice in the drink. It does give you less of the drink, but it makes the drink that you get so much better
Yeah, but
What if the ice machine has mold then I will get sick for sure
I'm gonna get sick
Did you play accelerant like why is this guy dying I
Didn't play sorry is probably just your invent him like going local like he has a hundred and eight HP
But it says he's gonna take 55 damage, but the green takes up his whole bar
The block kind of hides it. Oh the block
And which is annoying but a good way to know if your poison is gonna kill his his health numbers will be in green
And if the doom would kill it'll be in purple. Yeah
Yeah, I
Sadly that's my secret cap. I'm always
Wait, but you don't have 55?
I'm tapped out.
I did all I could.
Yeah, but.
Right, that seems like so much more.
Like how much could be hidden under that?
There's not 53 HP under the.
Well, you're some more poison.
See, that's a scam, man.
That's a scam.
Hey, I'll just add my turn, I suppose.
Oh wait, yeah that's fine. He's dead.
Cunning potion? Gremlin horn?
Sharks?
Yeah I told you I don't want to talk about the gremlins anymore.
Can we please just keep the questions to Rampard?
You're really hot and bothered by the gremlins aren't ya?
I think I'm just gonna sleep.
Please be one dude. Yay!
I'm going to play the card that makes you gain block every time I play a shift.
I will when I get it but I don't have it here so don't worry about me.
I'm going to, oh, the shifts are so bad against this guy.
Yeah, I accuracy though so you know what?
be worth it. I'm just gonna poison him. Poison's good. Poison's good. Sorry, my shoes are good,
I should say. Yes, yes. This does sound like the background chatter at a North York Tim Hortons.
Bro, you tried Ryan's signature donut yet? No. This guy's flicking me a little bit. What do you
mean is signature donut is just like a maple glaze that's no one's signature
donut man is it there's a drizzle of something on it's you right so I'm not
right there's a drizzle you know what on it yeah drizzle of Manchester United
there rex on record no I think he did by Manchester United and not a very
good team anyways. I guess I'll just freaking, I guess I'll just freaking get
them with Serpent Form, freaking eight. I'm just gonna wait for the poison to finish
them off. Oh, you worry, baby doll.
I know do it myself. Damn.
The vexing puzzle box.
About that.
Damn, imagine if I built my whole deck around shims and
They never show up man. So now I have a 17 card deck, but like it's not good
Who's the way again I'm black at days this freaking oh man these cards are killing me
No, I don't like prismatic Jim is just all this okay hold the door. No, no, no, we're good. We're good watch this sneaky
Okay, we got a fucking up on turn one, right?
kind of but like yeah okay you know what I can frick them up real good actually
okay we actually are beating his ass yeah the the vulnerable was good holy
Snikes. Thanks for the block. That was awesome. This is awesome. This is awesome. Boom my germs.
Nope, not quite. Close the dander! Yay!
Shrug it off is not the worst, but...
Thanks for the block, kind stranger. I like that. Those dishes.
Smith? I'm gonna go for it.
Skullit? You're finally doing the Skullit?
Dude, might be the move.
Oh, it's the move.
I know I'd look like one of the white walkers from Game of Thrones coming out the damn ice.
What do we got here? What do we got here?
So, here's the thing. I think you do this.
I think you do this.
I think you can do this, oh my god.
I could still draw in Venom.
I did!
I did draw in Venom!
I got neither of my powers, man.
Uh, I'll take the damage.
It's gotta be the damage.
It's a race.
Is this sneaky?
Yippee!
I love potatoes, but they need assistance
Need assistance for the linear me on the other hand. I don't think you need it
Come on broccoli is good. It's not better than potatoes
Me when I'm King Aragorn tortillini you bow to no
Cast of you about a no noodle. Yeah
I guess I'll just
This is not a millennial conversation if it was a millennial conversation we both would have said I'm three three two one
gnocchi oh
I thought we're doing vegetables. Okay. No gnocchi is my go-to though. Well, of course millennials
Millennials of course read the gnocchi
Whatever happened to the Costco guys
I know. Wait, it wasn't in the clavicular or is that two distinct entities? That's two
distinct entities. Big justice is not clavicular. I don't think so. He's got like a jawline.
a big justice.
Clavicle?
Clavically?
Is Big Justice the one that does the rock thingy on his chin?
Yeah.
Yeah, that's...
He is working with Arizona Tea.
They have...
No, sorry, that's the Rizzler.
Oh, the Rizzler's on Lincoln.
I've seen the Rizzler Arizona Ice Tea.
I have seen that.
As long as there's still a bucket can they could put whoever well, maybe not whoever they want, but they could put a lot of people on that
But they could put a few people on that on the can and I wouldn't mind that much
Right, right, right, right. Okay. Well, this guy's dead
Hmm
I
That my card award is three region cards how oh because of the prismatic gym
I think it's got a right decision
I guess maybe it does have to be this
We're just additional five every time you've hit the enemy. It's okay. Wait actually though
Beating the shape could be good deal five damage for each five forges an additional five for every other time
You've hit the enemy this turn with shivs that way you could make a huge blade
I'm making a big blade. I got little blades and I got a big blade and I got a big blade whatever that is
Don't don't do the earrings don't
At the start of combat put a random power from your draw pile in your hand
It's free to play. I only have one power and that power is my most important card and it draws two cards the first time
It's played. That's so good. That's the only good thing this guy does most of the time
Jumbo video in 1995. Give me the mask
Great movie great movie actually Jim carries best one of the scariest villains
As a guy actually true ripped to Peter Green who I think literally died this year or late last year
Yeah, he did. He's also in training day
Right, he's also in like the first few episodes of the Timothy Oliphant
I don't uh show uh justified justified. It's very it's very good. Many people are saying this. I've heard that. I've heard that. It's good.
Um, I'm just going to do this and then this and then this and then this.
but like to not take damage.
So let's just do this.
I'll take the damage, I don't give a fuck.
And then this.
Oh, Gremlin Warns, son of a...
Heasting.
Oh, that's right.
Cause there's only two of us
who are more likely to flub the, uh...
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, exactly.
Wait, this deck actually does something though?
His mouth Mormon?
Yes.
Mouth is a member of the church.
That's why I like to ask other people if they are so I can connect with them.
You know how it is.
Which is why he was so offended when I was talking about, wait no, they love soda.
I can't remember.
This one I always flub.
They're not allowed to drink soda, or they built in a loophole so that they could drink soda,
I think.
That's why they call it pop.
Oh, yeah, wait, what did you just call it?
That's right.
It's not all this ain't soda.
This is pop.
This is pop.
Chant and sack with corrupted.
Oh, I can't do that on my sovereign blade because it's not.
Yeah, it doesn't exist.
Oh they can't drink brewed beverages so they drink soda and energy drinks okay now
if I got a great business idea coffee shop in Salt Lake City coffee shop in Salt Lake
City coffee shop in Provo and loose leaf wait that's wait they can or can't drink
brood. Can't. You brew coffee, bro. Oh, shit. Good point.
No, and they just drink water? I don't know, man. Honestly, I
don't know, but I will say I went to the Salt Lake City
airport once. It was nice as fuck, man. It was like
insanely nice. Yeah. It's like very clean, very clean,
lots of space nice amenities like I was like maybe they're on to something with
the airport stuff specifically not not everything also very beautiful beautiful
setting for sure it's on you by the way oh I get to choose yeah we we can vote I
just picked the first we can try a second third is probably a crap shoot
You think third's impossible how many we get three
Do you if you had accelerant? I don't know fuck it bro. Let's try. Let's try. Oh
They didn't let me remove my vote. I'm sorry a free potion free potion free potion. You have to wait assassinate
We'll do this we'll do that
might die turn one don't you dare oh I thought you meant you like in real life
no I yeah I didn't really get it interesting week but I'm okay right he's
dead you know what maybe we could have done the third that's all right
Gigantification potion that's something I got in tropic brew and three empty slots
I drop it brew in three empty slots
All voice it's like I was made
Who
You be able to take that way this is a crazy turn guys
If you kill one I get I got gremlin horn to you're ready to clip this man
clip this clip this
it's clippable
holy snake he's going to come on
I mean you're poisons
what are you doing, what are you doing over there
corrosive wave
corrosive wave that's what I had last time
Crazy Gremlin 1 now.
Probably cook, I suppose.
Oh, yeah.
Wait, this is awesome.
It's taken me out where we're like almost at the end of the run, people.
I know they're doing it as a meme, but they keep typing this run as potential and it's taken.
and it's taken. We've won the run.
We have the run is going to be one.
I'm not sure we could lose.
Plus, I'm going to beat him in the shape.
Which means you might have time for one more run,
but that's up to you.
I'm I'm down for it.
I am him, him, him.
I'm OK for either.
I mean, you might play more skills than me.
I think I play a lot of skills.
Yeah, go for the skills.
I get a lot of blocks.
I mean, five damage in multiplayer, like who even cares, but...
Who cares?
I mean, it's six, but I mean, who's counting?
Wait, is it?
Yeah.
Oh, I didn't mean to click X, but you're a useless son of a...
Oh, I'm gonna get rid of all of his stuff, man!
Do it!
Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it!
I was to see that today.
Really?
It's on the Peloton playlist.
I mean, you know what? I feel like if I were to ride on a Peloton, which, you know, I'm not.
But if I were, I would probably listen to that.
Not sure.
And then...
And then...
I hit him with a weakened.
That's nice. I do appreciate it.
I think we just do the same exact thing, man.
Butter your biscuit.
Sometimes that corrosive wave can add like a lot of poison.
Deals 7 damage, 4 to 7.
Forge is an additional 7 for every time you hit the enemies.
Oh, I have to do that before!
Oh, no.
My bad.
Oh, baby, I forgot Sneaky is smart.
Holy cow
Kind of a devastating turn no way maybe would show now we're fine
Just a just a little bit more just a taste
me too give me corrosive wave and uh
from this elite you're not gonna get it but from this elite you're gonna get it
i'm gonna put i'm gonna put corrosive wave right there
oh man freakin eternal feathers signed me up
i'm gonna the the bodice told me that one i got a minus 30 overall
on on minus two versus plus two that's pretty bad people really and this has been evergreen
They're not fucking with IrmaGird and I love it.
They just don't know.
What happened?
You have run into multiplayer state divergence.
Please send us a blood report.
It's actually province divergence because you live in Ontario and I live in B.C.
I just typed divergence and then they said thank you.
But is the run the runs just over?
No, no, no. I'm back. And I got. Wait, are you not here anymore?
How'd you get back? I see a paperclip beside your name.
Why? What? Chad, what do I do? Are you? Are you doing any attacks right now?
No. Do you see this?
I see nothing. I'm on the main screen.
There's a oh you can save and quit you can save and quit and rehost it I can
apparently okay I'll save and quit yeah I'm gonna be okay a host from save I see
it I see it and I'm rejoining
Don't do it again, man.
Okay, we're good.
Phantom knives.
That's pretty good for a guy like me.
What's Phantom knives?
It makes it so my ships hit all these some bids at the same time.
I know Phantom tax, but I don't know Phantom knives.
By the way, today's Phantom tax filing day if you're American.
It's my favorite tax day
Been a lot of minus twos off that one too literally it's not a joke. It's a public service announcement or whatever
You could do how many more fights we got
If one of those call me in the morning, damn it like it works
can we can we get a beautiful three damage on this guy? I'm all out of, I'm all out of.
All right dude. Big plays man. I hate to inform you that they are
for prayer wheel this late oh Ryan I got juggernaut yo I don't know what that is
whenever you gain block deal five damage to random enemy I guess well so you block
every time oh my god oh lord
I'll take some relics meet on the bone and tungsten
round
I'm being told that's about corrosive wrong, we could go to the shop if you wanted to remove
that
I'm okay with the shop, I mean I'm quite
I got money, yeah why not
corrosive weight could be in here anyway
Oh, venerable tea sets, blade of ink
It's very good
Blade of ink, that, can I afford that?
I can and I will
Yeah, I'm gonna jump it off.
Now, we gotta be careful, because turn one, playing skills makes this guy do more damage.
But, we're obviously all just gonna play a card.
I have also taken afterimage, so whenever I play a card I can block.
Okay, and then I'll just tank it.
I'll be fine.
Well, I don't have a lot of skills to play right now anyways, so...
I think we might be able to do enough poison damage to him anyway.
I mean, I do need to play up my sleep, but calculated game is so crazy, man.
I still got a lot left to work with.
Oh, I use my potion so I use a little weaker. Okay, that's good.
I do have a power where weak enemies take double damage too.
Oh, tracking is so good. That's really good.
good. I need juggernaut and serpent form huge. I drew it but I can't use it. I'm going to
take about 21 damage any than that bad. I don't know. I also have an intangible to really need it, but...
You should get to move up two ascensions if you don't use a great potion like that.
Boss? I agree. I recently had a... what's that one? The fairy in a bottle?
didn't need it. Just kept winning. I love that for you. I'm not going to hit him anymore
because it adds daisies to your deck. About that wounds wounds now that's cheaper. Oh,
Look at all them shivs and that's when he hits us.
Oh, never mind.
That's when he hits us.
My bad.
Okay.
You're neutered.
Okay.
I still.
No.
I get to take my turn.
My turns.
Um.
Poisons.
Poisons.
Okay, I still know I get to take my turn my germs poison little block
Not bad like almost 50 damage on intangible turn and then check this out
boom
Little vulnerability this turn kind of sucks for me though
yeah mine's not particularly great but what I can do is forge a great blade
not even a problem now someone much had said German people don't use air
Conditioning is that true? It's very true
They use
Heat batteries don't say hair conditioning
I do know that the German people don't they do the thing they burped their house, right?
We're like and I honestly think that I want to start doing this myself because I think I would get less shit less often
You like once once or twice a day
You open like all the windows in your house so that the stale air in your house goes to the outside
And then the fresh air from the outside goes inside. Oh
Yeah, I did that I did that yesterday that makes sense to me man. It's nice
It helps a lot especially when you got cats, you know
Crapping in their little boxes and stuff, you know, kind of get some air flow
You know what I'm saying
I'm being told I already have an air exchanger in my house probably so I'm not
sure as necessary as I thought it was yeah maybe wait wait don't don't hit it
don't hit him yet wait did you use all your energy don't hit him yet I'm all
done I can't do no more yeah a lot of air conditioners and stuff you know they
just circulate to you know I'm sure I'm sure watch this we want to I don't
I'd rather not play a corrosive wave if I, ah, fine, I'll do it.
Get that block.
Am I gonna die? I don't think I'm gonna die. I'm gonna...
I can give you an intangible, here you go.
Oh, that was so good.
Too late. My turn.
That's good anyway.
He's dead.
He's gonna die.
You know what? We can maybe kill him right here.
He's intangible.
Yeah, I know what I said.
Okay.
Stut up!
I think I'm gonna die, but you're gonna live, so that's fine.
Actually, I'm also gonna live.
So ignore what I said.
I'm here now.
It's close.
I have more energy.
I just want more cards.
No, I hear you.
I'm here.
Oh, you're here.
You're here.
That was so easy.
This one does have potential.
You think we could do a run in 38 minutes?
We could try.
I'm down for it. Let's give it a shot, man.
But that means I'm going to play silent again.
And if that bothers anybody, you can eat my cornhole.
Honestly, as long as you keep playing like that doesn't bother me.
Well, yeah, I just I don't have to think as much with the silent.
I guess I can I can host.
I've joined on you.
How does Slay the Spire 2 have the best like joining screen of all time? It literally just works
And it's in early access every other game. Oh, it's just
It's the
Sheba eating that's like, oh this one you have to use shift tab this one you need a lobby code
Slay the Spire 2 is just like just click on your friend's name, man
Yeah
It is the year 2026 I kind of expected this sort of thing
two decades ago
hundred percent
i'll take a liquid memories and uh... early deadly poison and you're not
gonna
it commits me otherwise
it looks like we're doing a doom gauge
uh... he's doing doom and poison
uh... 21 doom in one week
let's see
we do like this
all
Okay. What do you think, lad?
And then, I like that.
Do you want to try to get an early shop
or do you just want to maximize the fire?
Mm, I don't mind getting an early shop there.
Yeah, okay.
Dude, we can always pivot.
We can always go right as well.
True, if we get out of speed by the shrink of the evil.
And you don't have to fight the elites.
Shrink this.
Don't want to just bring her this turn,
so we just hit ya.
Acrobyne are pretty good pretty good. I
I lose with them all the time, but also I think I've just been playing really bad save inspire lately
Because I'm getting into bad habits from playing a century and 20 say this by one on the bike like a fool. Oh, yeah
That'll do it. Just um
If you see defy you take it
if you then see
pull from pull me under you take that and then you take debilitate you take
lethality and you got a stew going really quite simple you made it sound quite
simple which I appreciate I've been able to like you know it's always scary
ethereal, but it just works out
I don't think I've ever done a doom build so this is like it's new territory for a guy like me
Okay, this is awful turn I just got blocks
It's a poison
No shop bro, they literally have a shroud card in this game. What's next? Am I gonna play Tyler one?
What's next I'm waiting for it next to see card that's X cost
lost. Hey, hey. That could be something. Could be something. Let's just do that, man.
Okay. This this we got some growing pains, you know, we got a. I'm not reading that
one to this. You can read it. No, no, no, man. He's dead. He is so dead.
Another deadly ball up to a point is kind of nice though. I will take that for early on
Swift to
Feel like Tim Apple the way I'm making Swift to you've already got a freaking power up in there
I got a power whenever you play. It's a good one whenever you channel doom game to block
I oh yeah, that's right shroud. Yeah
That's shroud right there. He's not good for some sure. Yes, sir
Let's do
lock
For a guy like me and then watch this big bang pinpoint
Big bang reference. Favorite K-pop band? Mouth, favorite K-pop band?
The only one I know, BTS. Fire! That's the only song I know.
How do you think our around is doing for a comeback album after they had all their military
service?
I have to imagine they got a lot of anecdotes.
I think you should go into the military.
I don't think in, first off, maybe I will.
Secondly, maybe we all will,
seeing how the things are going in the news lately.
Thirdly, I don't know if music is an anecdote rich medium.
I'm not 100% sure about that.
I don't know, man.
What if, actually no, you really, you should go in the Navy.
And here is my case.
Okay.
They basically just live on for a chance for several months.
Hahaha.
All right, that's really good.
And you know, you could be one of the guys
that like sits below and does like the radar stuff.
So you don't even have to like fight.
Right, yeah. I mean, I think the ship mostly does the fighting anyway, right?
Yeah. Well, if it's the aircraft carrier... Well, yeah, I mean, the carriers stay out there for a bit.
Yeah. Like, you could be flying a plane, or you could just...
...not.
Can I say something that's super... like, this sounds insane.
That's one of my favorite things for people to say.
That makes perfect sense.
Um, I used to think that I wouldn't be good in like the Air Force because I have a fear
of flying, or at least used to have a fear of flying, but like I think I might only have
a fear of flying if someone else is flying the plane.
Oh, I thought you were going to say if someone's shooting at you.
Well, that would also, I guess, logically that would make me more afraid.
But I do feel like when you ever drive, let's say hypothetically with some friends of ours,
and they don't realize that they're driving in such a way that makes you fear for your
life, but they're not anxious because they're the ones that are in charge of the vehicle.
Oh, I know exactly what you mean.
Like that time I was talking to you and I almost hit that deer when I was driving
you home from school.
I was a little weary there, yeah, it happens.
I had seen the deer.
I'd clocked the deer from 300 meters away and I had put it on the stack.
OK, I know I've covered this before.
I had put it on the stack.
I was there was no question that I was going to stop in time.
Where where I made a mistake is I did not communicate to you that it was on the stack.
Right. Yeah, I did.
I don't have all that I've owned that for a long time.
It's OK. It happens.
It happens.
But I think if I were flying the plane, even though objectively,
It would be more dangerous for me to be flying the plane.
I would be less scared.
Because I would be like, I'm just not going to crash.
Yeah, I think that's just human nature, right?
I also think, and this is not scientific.
This guy's kind of beating our ass, huh?
He is being a big old meanie.
I also think that I would be less afraid of flying.
I'm not really afraid of it these days, but I used to be.
But I would have been less afraid of it if the plane was not so high in the air.
But every time I said this to people, they say it's actually so safe because it's high in the air.
Like if it was two thousand feet off the ground,
they would have no time to deal with any kind of like crises that happen.
Right.
That makes sense.
And also you're less likely to run into somebody up there.
That's true. Kind of crazy that when you're in an airplane you like fly above the the weather.
The hurricanes.
That makes you think.
Who do you think was like that when the first time they like hey let's fly into the center
of this hurricane? Like how do you think that conversation went?
It might be Apollo man. He's like a he's a storm chaser.
like dumb dog Apollo. Yes, not not the Greek guy. He's a storm. What do you mean? He's
a storm chaser. He's become a storm chaser. That's a news to me. That's his IRL stream.
You're lying. I swear to you, he loves storms. I mean, they're kind of neat when they're
in the distance. What do you want? Do you have any potion synergies? Do you have
like a no no sweat then um now for some fire fire me at the BTS concert me at the BTS concert
me at the BTS concert
and
and
and
and
and
and
and
and
and
and
and
and
and
song that's yeah that's dynamite they hate that I only know fire they hate that
one oh my god they hate it it's not very accurate I don't speak Korean well a
little bit
one's last time you had some Korean fried chicken probably like two months ago if
I had to guess.
Do you like it with the green onion and the sesame seed?
I do.
I do like it with the green onion and the sesame seed.
Yeah.
I'm going to make a Korean hot sauce.
Let me guess, a little bit of gochujang in there.
Actually, yes.
Save that.
And some white mulberry.
Ooh some white mulberry. Yes sir. Let's just do that. I'm hearing dynamites all in English by the way, my bad.
That doesn't mean I know the words, just because I know words in English. That
doesn't mean I know the words to dynamite.
Little presumptuous.
Apollo has been setting up an IRL stream set up to go storm chasing with friends.
Listen, I don't really want to watch the start of Twisters 3, where they got to kill someone.
Twisters, you're right. That movie really did not make sense. You would not catch me in the car, man
What kind of university is out there going like yeah, okay? Why don't you here's a little grant money?
Why don't you all pile into a car and die? That just doesn't seem right to me
No, man, they were crazy for that one
There he goes there he goes
Oh, son of a biscuit, whoops.
Oh, no.
Wait, that might be, and I got, and I got the nananas for sure.
The Indians feel chills from the independence day speech rate before they fight the aliens.
I, yeah, anytime someone's like, do not go quietly into the night or whatever.
I think he does that in that speech.
Yeah, Rodney Dangerfield in Back to School.
Have you ever seen that one?
No.
Rodney Dangerfield is old, but he goes back to school.
And he does, he quotes the tennis in poem.
Don't go gently into that good night.
He also, he signs up for a diving competition.
I mean, you're not ready for this one. I don't know if I should even say it.
I'm ready for everything.
He jumps off like the top diving board
and then lands on like the bottom board below it
and bounces back up to the top diving board
And then does the dive, which is truly spectacular.
I think I'm going to die and come back to life, man.
Yeah, he's I'm going to live with one,
which is the same as dying and coming back to life.
Yes, yes.
I got Lizard's Tale, though.
So damn, no big deal.
Flanking, are you doing a lot of.
I'm doing no damage.
All I'm doing is is doom.
Doom, he's a doom guy.
I think that I gotta call for an audible to this path if possible.
Um...
I'm uh...
Oh wait, sneak...
Oh, you're not doing attacks.
Serpent form, Shadow Meld?
I'll take a Shadow Meld, I guess.
Yeah, that's fine.
Unfortunate, but fine, whatever.
Oh, not AoE!
Which one do you like to kill first I don't really know I just try to kill whoever I can
kill I could do 17 let's go after this one then I by the way I can't do any more damage
damage but well then how wait color this hidden jam wait if I gave you three energy
would you be able to do anything I'll be able to hit for nine damage well I'll hit
everybody for a little bit of that.
Oh, shit.
Uh, I think I'm going down on this one.
No, no, no, no.
Not on this run, but on this, on this fight specifically,
I may, I may run into some trouble.
What is your I do have a dexterity potion if you what is that I'm chill for now
but what are you up are you a poisoner sort of not like I don't have you know I got fast
and though so I'm able to like block a little wait you're literally shaving my life
life man. Um.
No, check it out. I'm chill. You are. I'm chill. Yeah, he's he's tanking damage for me.
He's the block boy. Uh, okay, so I can do this.
person the crossbow raider dying would be huge for me if you can do hey that'll
do it I got cars he's got game
he's dead to do him if you can just block
We're kind of running these streets. Have you noticed that we are we're running the streets with our razor scooters
I could probably just get this guy dead for you
Actually here was already dead was already dead, but that's okay
I like the guy just feel a little lonely um accuracy come on give me some
And plate dance ultimate strike. I am the ultimate warrior. I'm gonna
Get rid of a strike
This is what I'm gonna do. I wish I could have done that. I
Kind of want to smith something
You know the Smith shadow melds shadow mouth, so it's free
Shadow milk. Yeah, yeah, that's um
Gandalf's horse, I think yes
Show them the meaning of haste
They get stung at 3 30, okay, okay one two
one, two, three, four.
That's to hurt like a son of a gun.
No, watch this, pal.
Oh, hey, whoa, whoa, that changes everything.
Also, I had some decks.
Shut the frick up, decks.
Great dab impression.
Thank you, thank you.
Uh...
That's W dancing.
Seven of those, okay.
Fifteen damage. They would not do damage.
They would do anything but damage.
No, they always loved to do damage.
Oh, baby.
I got fastened so my my defense to extra defend and then shadow meld so they
Did I do double damage? I just need to play one defend and I'm good. I mean, I'm happy for you, man
I got a sure got a lot of souls in my deck
like a letter opener or something to hit the spot he's got poison you got doom 81 doom
Anyone dooms a lot.
Anyone dooms?
I can only do one thing.
You can only play one card this turn.
Yeah, he's nasty.
Kind of rude.
One, two, buck on my shoe.
Oh, shit.
They do it to him.
Three, four, shut the door.
I 100% knew you were going to say shut the door isn't that what you're supposed to say though
I'm a big fan of your mrs. Doubtfire impression. Thank you some people in my present company are less
If I may it's I have not seen mrs. Doubtfire since probably like 1993 is the first thing I would say
And then the second thing and I was four and a half
I think when it came up the second thing I would say is that if you don't know mrs. Dauphire it sounds like
The kind of impression that maybe like Hank is area would do in a simpsons episode
Yeah, like up to like 2013 or whatever
I mean
So that's kind of
Valves misses down five versus NL's
Benz L is kind of and oh here we go
Mine is literally good though
I was cuz you haven't seen the movie. I'm probably right now. I was drunk
You ever see it was so great by the way
I'm not always exercised a lot of restraint in my life or in this job. However, I
I exercised so much restraint when I was mid Denzel phase and I watched training day and there's like a one-minute scene
In the film where he speaks Korean it really well. I was on the bike watching training day
I was like it crossed my mind. I should learn the Korean shit that Denzel says in training day
And then show up show up on stream on your house. Oh on your ass. Oh
Do some stuff. I thought it would have gone crazy
Come somebody down. Yeah, I'm just
I thought it would have gone crazy, man.
Right.
Hello, Charlotte, by the way, hello, Charlotte, I'm on y'all.
It's like Wayne in Wayne's World 2, speakin' Cantonese.
Are you talkin' about when he orders the cream of some young guy?
No, he's talking to his girlfriend. She's like, Wayne.
He surprised her.
By learning Cantonese.
Yes. Can I say definitely if if you have a spouse or a partner
that speaks a different language or multiple languages, one of the things
every guy says they will do but like no guys do because it turns out it's really hard.
Yeah.
Like sometimes I get people on me that are like,
why haven't you learned Korean yet?
I'm like, we can just talk in English.
Yeah, it's difficult.
Oh, you're right, I got to go to this guy.
No, it's fine.
Ooh.
Ooh.
You know, honestly, I need to do pale's legion.
I mean, pale's tooth.
Pale's tooth.
Which one is that again?
Or do I need pale's flesh?
Pills tooth removes five cards and then brings them back.
Oh, upgraded. Yeah, that one's not bad.
I mean, they nothing wrong with that.
You just got to be careful.
You don't remove too many of your good cards.
Actually, I think the flesh might be a plus.
It looks dude.
That looks so good.
That's some good marbling.
That's like an a five way group.
We have you ever had a sukiyaki?
Uh, no, it's like, uh, I guess again, you're vegetarian,
but it's like a beef, simmered beef hot pot kind of like a halfway
between a soup and a hot pot.
We ordered some in Japan and we were like,
this will be nice.
They brought out like a five wagyu beef
that was like the nicest beef I've ever seen
in my entire life.
And we boiled it in soup stock, man.
I was like, what are they doing?
It does seem like you just,
you're boiling all the fat out I get.
And then honestly,
I thought we were going to get Kirkland signature
and like Costco ground beef.
And that would have been fine as well.
That would have been totally fine.
But that is it isn't how it went down. Let's put it that way
Wait, did you take the card that like every time you use it exhaust but the game's like three or four
Damage. No
Sounds kind of sick though. It's pretty good. Sounds pretty cool
Everyone said I'm going in on this school
Yeah, do it. I dare you.
I can't really...
I can't really block.
I can't really block.
I like the way you stand out, though.
I was channeling my, uh, Scotty.
Can I say something, too?
My chat when I did that Denzel impression,
They said what the hell hit that Denzel's actually pretty good and nothing changed and I don't think they're trolling I
Don't think they're
Well, why would they well?
First time
Yeah, James Franco James Franco what a guy what's he up to I want to see
I just see what James is up to much probably like talking with Kevin Spacey
seeing how they could make a run of it again buying the buying out the high
roller sweep on the northern lion super cruise probably just investing in some
cryptocurrency I don't know probably like going to like three Ivy League
schools at once he did do that I think he went to one which I think he
one I think that was part of the problem.
I think that was part of the issue.
I hate this.
Exterminate if your ironclad is fricking tight.
With demon form is instant win.
It's some kind of AOE though.
Yeah, that's what I thought.
Oh damn.
Gambler's brew?
Damn, it's a long trip to that shop though.
though. I think I need an uncommon potion, sorry to say.
I always do that and people get mad at me.
Foul potion, really good, low ascension.
When you actually have the potion slots.
Sorry, this is controversial.
This is spot up.
Four damage, four times or 18 damage.
I'm going to need a middle school math list to help me through that one.
Let's just do it's still 200 gold.
Yeah, but it's 200 gold, but you don't get to use any potions until you get to the
until you get to the shop, which is like 15 nodes away.
Potions are life sometimes.
Absolutely.
Having to have in the hold onto them can be rough.
I
Haven't you hold on
For one more day hold on for one more play
Do you guys think you're actually gonna get the first of Ropik? I
Yeah, I'm about 25% confident
You should I mean listen sports betting
Sports betting is that like a new casino? No, but I'm saying if there was ever time for you to bet
You should do it could be good. I think I'm gonna do that thing that they do on the Canucks subreddit when we're bad
Which happens all the time?
We got no hits on this guy, huh?
Nah, I'm stating. Oh we can a little poison. I don't know. I'll get there. I'll get there. Um the
I'm like if we win the draft lottery if the Vancouver Canucks win the draft lottery you donate like
$50 to charity if they
Get the second pick you donate like $30 to charity and if you get the third pick you give like $20 to charity
Just something that the good karma that they're calling it. Yeah, we don't have to stop this guy
Sorry, I do have enough to stop this guy. Oh my god. She's done it
Yeah, so no matter what you're donating to charity exactly
So even if you end up leaving the day and being like oh that kind of stunk at least
It was for a good cause
Thank you down there
But then I was also wondering
These are theory. I've not I've not seen a single defy by the way
Mother does your deck does your deck do anything by the way?
No, it does not I got poison early on and then I got like a bubble bubble and like I yeah
I can block with the best of them, but I
Need something to get this poison going
Man
You see the Minecraft movie
No, you're talking like a guy who saw the Minecraft movie
Hmm, I mean you're making noise like a guy who saw they make that noise in the game to that's true
That's true. I forgot about that
I will say
Somebody check the Vancouver Canucks odds of winning the draft lottery on Kashi
Because like their odds are of winning
Officially of 25% maybe there's an arbitrage opportunity here
I think that's still pretty good.
It's as good as it gets, which is a little sad.
Jack Nicholson, Greg Keneer, Helen Hunt.
What is this?
Yeah, actually good movie.
Little 90s coded, but a good movie.
I mean, he does throw the damn dog down the trash shoot,
shoot, which is like unforgivable. He throws a dude's pet down the trash shoot.
Wouldn't you?
No, man. It really makes it hard to root for him afterwards.
Because he like tries to kill a dog in the first
10, 15 minutes of the movie.
Yeah.
It's called character developments, we heard.
It's called dark humor.
Okay.
Just building the doom.
Just building the doom.
Check this out, bro.
Probably like put your doom on everybody else.
Yes, and then put your doom on everybody else.
See, my deck does something.
You're the one who's carrying the offense.
I'm just kind of a little bit.
So now I got 33 block out of that, too.
Oh, OK, that was kind of cinematic, too.
I'll take a prepare this actually does
A gross wave. Oh, I don't really have much draw or discard, but at least it's something
Okay
It's gotta be block paired. Oh, I got a calculated gamble. Okay. Okay
I
Didn't you take a potion thing yeah, I think I should take potion belt I get the I mean they're both good for you
You take take whatever yeah, I get I get the potion shaped the frog shaped rock
So I think I think I can make that work heart shaped box
Can I can I ask you an honest question and I hope that you would not take offense to this because we're in exactly the same boat
right like okay that was not like a yes you can ask me that was like a you
getting prepared for the worst
but it's not gonna be that bad but did you have the same realization that you
were a bad singer that I did
which was like you kind of thought maybe you were an awesome singer and then
rock bands
one came out and then you sang and everyone was like
oh my god or did you were you given
access to this information before that that event could take place before
that can event came to pass
I feel like I always knew I wasn't really good, but I didn't know I was offensively bad like people
Actively didn't want to hear me sing. Yes, except for the one girl in university that I
Guess I was so bad. She just thought it was funny
That hurts
Yeah, but at least she you know
Whatever
So yeah, I kind of
I kind of knew because in high school. I recorded myself singing a Wilco song once and then when I played it back
I was like, ah
But then I just sort of figured like now man, maybe the maybe the acoustics are just off
In the bathroom. It's always yeah or your audio setup
But then obviously like when rock band one came out
press a whip Jimmy you know you're not you're not making it through that unless
you know you know what you're doing
oh wait we can something is bubbly
block and then you straight
You can point huge huge
Thank you
I'm gonna hurt you
Why do I have so much energy I said it energy did you give me this energy you got pills you got pills flushed?
Oh, that's right. Yeah third turn you get extra energy third and beyond
Okay, both my year I
I was thinking more beyond meat, but okay meat light here
Just thinking more meat spin
It's been a light year since I've seen that meat
I'm not talking about you guys. I'm talking about just watch mid-summer and you're good true
Which which approach oh, yeah, I think I probably need the rest. Yeah
I don't know, but you cannot play more than three cards this turn.
That's kind of rough.
Yeah, confirmed not epic.
Perfect fits, kind of good.
Perfect fit.
Perfect fit to get a misery whipping around, man.
I'll slap that on the corrosive.
We'll slap into it.
What was it then that put me spin in Midsommar?
If you've seen the movie, you know what I'm talking about.
I've seen the movie.
One of the best movies that has Jason Borges in it.
But that's not a Halloween movie.
Right.
You mean the guy who plays him?
Well, no, just because when he's wearing the skin mask at one point,
kind of looks like Jason Borges.
Honestly, the scariest moment in Midsommar for me
As an empath is when he peas on the sacred tree
That one for me. I was like you can't be doing that. That's so like you're a guest in their commune, bro
You can't pee on the sacred tree
But I guess like long story short, I guess they were just gonna like
You know do that stuff to him anyway, so maybe you should just piss wherever he wants
what the fudge what potion did I just use I can't discard anything cuz I don't
have any cards I was like I'll just draw three more cards oh my god
I can't really get down this.
Now, I got a lot of block. I put a lot of poison on them.
I got a level of you. I think my deck is actually good now. I think we will win this round.
Dude, it's been good for a while. You've been carrying this well. I've not been doing like any poison.
I've just been blocking most of the time.
Watch this.
I'm watching.
I'm watching right now.
Get there that block.
Guess not.
There goes that dream.
All time cinematic moment for sure.
I didn't even see the movie but I love that scene.
What? Oh the movie. Yeah. Doesn't even make any sense.
Bro if somebody is pissing you off don't chop off your fingers. Chop off their fingers.
their fingers. They'll stop real quick. He made a huge mistake. Colin Farrell doesn't
have any incentive to stop being annoying. Okay, go ahead, drop one more of your fingers
off, bro. See if I care.
Or if you're Negan, get your dad, get the dad to drop off the kids.
That would be bad.
You know what I'm saying? That would be bad.
I didn't watch that far into into the walking dead, but I have to imagine that was it sounds like a bad guy
He's a bad guy. I just first time
Getting that far. I'm watching the whole series this time
For better or worse you're going isn't it like 30 seasons or something that's 11 11 season there for the main show
I mean they've got all these other frickin
Yeah, he made it through if he made it through the first half of season
two I'm on season seven and a half yeah that's right I got out when when they
got the hushest farm oh that's like season like I season two or three you
didn't even get to the prison no I never made it to the I went this is too much
man get off this damn farm dude it gets like logically so much worse too like
You're like, oh, come on, man.
It's already pretty bad.
There's like a lot of these fuckload of zombies.
There's so many.
I have to imagine now that I think about it,
it does probably get worse.
They kind of there's more than I imagine as time goes on.
But the people left alive, you know, it's like the survivors.
To survive, you got to do some nasty stuff.
So when you run into someone, you're like, oh, man,
this person's been alive.
This on their property real nasty.
I see.
So early on, they had kind of like a naivete.
They were like my naivete.
They were like, I let's all work together.
Like at the very start of an Among Us lobby.
But then season six is after they've had like three emergency meetings.
Yes. I see. That's exactly what you're saying.
I need some freaking energy.
Do you gain lots of block?
Yes, I have after image. I have fast and I have shadow meld.
I gain a lot of block. Do you get sneaky? Or wait?
No, I was gonna, there was a card that was like whenever I gain block, my opponent, they're not my opponent. My teammate gets half as much.
Oh, beacon or whatever. Hope or something.
something. I don't know the name of the cards yet. I'm just trying to think. I guess I'll just take...
That would be nice, but I don't know if I could actually use the energy.
I'm gonna thin my deck, brother. I hear that. I'm on 17.
I'm on 22 21 21 are you cooking oh I'd say I'm cooking yeah yeah I'd say I'm
cooking if you don't want this are you actually watching the talking dead too
Or is that just
No, I'm I'm I'm watching I'm the talking like the recaps after every episode. Oh, no, no, no, no, sorry
I think you're just making a joke. Um, I
I haven't I don't I'm unaware of the recaps
Son of a you take one of those call me in the morning
For the worst drama in life
We're actually going to own this guy.
I hope so.
You guys aren't kidding, this boss is 3D.
That's the play right there.
Excuse me while I own this guy.
Yeah.
That was like uh Frank Underwood from House of Cards.
Oh no man, look at my, look at my Necrobinder.
I'm getting impeached.
I think I'll let Oste take the damage for me.
Let me teach you a lesson.
There ain't a single situation in this world where it's better for you to lose HP than
a little bony hand that's next to you.
Get what I'm saying?
That's pretty good.
That was not bad, right?
I don't know where that came from.
That's pretty good.
I might start working now on back.
You should.
You should.
i think it's it's
kevin spacey suffered enough you know we can we can make it's time it's time
i'm that's i'm inviting them on even louis u k you know
they're could be all that could be a double bill man
for the sale of a party
now i decided to prioritize like the health and safety of all attendees and
i'd like to
noted sexual predators
yeah but one only did it on the phone right so i don't think so
I don't know. I don't know. There's more to it.
They got canceled for exposing himself on the phone.
Oh.
Certainly frowned upon, but I'm not even totally sure that that's a thing.
Hmm.
Let's see here.
Do one of those.
Still four times.
Wait, no, we might fucking die.
Yeah, I need to get some poison on this guy, man.
I'm realizing that I need to simply apply as much to do Miss Possible as fast as possible.
Sterminate his ass a little bit.
I got two potion-shaped rocks.
Potion-shaped rocks?
I don't know what that one does.
Is that a 15 damage?
I mean, one in Rome, I guess.
I can't get my corrosive wave to frickin' corrode.
No, I hear that, man.
I played Two Frantic Escapes.
That's your bias.
I don't know.
Couple turns.
My favorite guitarist, Peter Frantic.
You, Two Frantic Escape, every day.
Every day
Wait, I'm this is my toxic trait because I kind of believe that I
Can sing because that that was okay. I will say I felt like I kind of hit that I will say wait
Can I hit this?
That's how his guitar sounds
It sounds like he's got a frog in his throat and it's a guitar
Guitar yeah
the power of the top box let's make it like the worst I mean I think I might be
able to get 154 do monogat grows away it might take a couple minutes
there's another frantic escape for you that's slide I forgot I got master
Planner
Uh, how much damage are you doing? Oh like zero
I have a block potion I can use for you
No, no, no, no, no, I I I had way more block than I needed. I should have done a frantic way
Do you need to play frantic escape or you're gonna get sucked up?
Yeah, I'm on two two things now. Wait, we might be in trouble, man
long as one of us lives yeah but I I don't do damage I just do doom
yeah there's some poison oh no I've got a I can't do anything I've got a three
cost frantic and I have to do that sucks we're literally gonna win which is
so crazy. You mean we're gonna win? I mean what I said I said you mean what you say say what you mean
now. You're not getting eaten this time now. At the start of the next turn you will be eaten and
die. So I could do a frantic. I can give you a lock potion if that helps you. Oh I have a lizard's
tail. I have a lizard tail. Oh, OK. So I guess it makes sense to just do this and then smack
him a little. Take it to make a play.
neutralize. Wait, he's literally dead. I'm going to hit the end turn button and then I'm going to go key.
Do it to it.
we win easy money give me a mother fudge an accelerant oh my god echoing slash
malaise the hunt I mean malaise is really good don't get me wrong but son of
of the biscuit.
I guess I'll take my lays.
Logitech, don't save you from that, by the way, goat.
Oh, getting swallowed up.
Yeah, but,
why didn't get swallowed?
Plus, as long as Ryan didn't get swallowed,
then,
Yeah, it's all good
Oh man anyways I
Think I'm gonna make some breakfast burritos for dinner. I got these
Field roast brands like they're like the little maple breakfast sausages no lies
I know people out there eat meat and you like it
But the field roast like a little maple breakfast sausages
the vegetarian being one of our look our legit frickin good
I'm gonna cook some of those up we're gonna get some eggs get some potato home fry thingies
Jalapenos and cheese we're gonna do it
garlic non tacos I had some paneer tikka masala with garlic non a couple weeks ago
Let me tell you what it was so good with some mango
Lasi mango Lasi mango lassie lassie. So good. How could you it's just too good. I'm sorry
I'm sorry
It's just like too many descriptions of a food in one for me
So good.
Ooh, okay.
So iron club again.
I do have corrosive waves.
So that would be beneficial.
We are literally going to win.
First card you play each combat has played an extra time.
That could be good too, right?
That's true.
Dude, we do go bar for bar.
But my bars are like movie references.
And your bars are like protein bars and like chocolate bars.
And I'm not really a fan of that.
like chocolate bars and
not really a big chocolate bar or protein bar
I just had to think of a food that related to bar
um
barbarians in Toronto
uh... they got great steak
listen that's
what
i could you know i'd my bars are like
movie references and your bars are like fig newtons
Okay, he's got me there. I do love a good figure.
Who doesn't?
In fact, I'm working on another hot sauce that has dates in it.
It's gonna be good, trust.
How could it not be?
Poison, yeah.
A little bit of that.
People are saying I'm working overtime.
I have something to say when you're playing
this buyer is not work. I mean if you need to stop that's also fine. No I've literally
done no work today because all I've done is play say this buyer. Lawless law. So I'm
working under time bro. Business is taking care of me and I'm working under time. Okay
the new bit you're like you're Frank Underwood but your name is Under Time and instead of
Frank you're surely surely under time. Okay come a little closer. They say if you love
what you do you never work a day in your life. I say if you love what you do you
never they are live in your work. It kind of I didn't really know what to do
with it. No no that's that was beautiful. Thank you. Good for my voice
training though. Harlem that is what it is. Harlem pepper if you don't stop naming nuts.
Peanut. Yeah.
Look at that. Look at that. Oh, you could do it. Cash you.
Calculated gamble upgraded his retain.
Get some Frito Malays, that's kind of
like you really do there.
This guy, if he was going somewhere, he was scaling.
Oh, you got the hang.
Yes, it's going all right.
OK, OK, it's going all right, man.
I'd say, I got hanged so I got that going for me.
Bill Murray, who can I say it, he's kind of epic.
I've heard some stories about him.
Good ones, I hope.
I think people say you just kind of like shows up at places
and starts like drinking with people or something.
So I guess that's okay, right?
I honestly, I think that's kind of not cool.
I think when I was like 22, I was like, that would be me.
And now as someone Bill Murray's age,
I'm like, that seems really bad.
We can do this.
We can fight at three, six, seven, eight, nine.
I don't know if he just like, just does it and is like, you know, like,
like, I think if they told him to go, he would probably go, right?
You think so?
I don't know.
Thank me.
Bill Murray showing up at the preschool, drinking a bunch of milk.
Okay.
Hey, I've realized we, we cannot, uh,
we cannot kill this guy probably not now he's exposed though
so we got that going for us we got that going for us which is nice yeah
yes we'd like to do some damage to him is this is this the last turn
Yeah, well, it wasn't even close man. No, I need to accelerate
All right, maybe I can buy it noxistumes adrenaline
Oh
Golden axe you don't say
Okay, should I move along the thread?
Chemical X
I do have malaise, but it's just not
It's not happening John
Okay, and then maybe here's what you do you get rid of a strike
Okay
My deck is actually good at AoE, so this is okay.
I will prove it next time.
I can't prove it now.
I'll prove it next time.
They've got 42, I forgot the first card I play every time gets doubled.
That's crazy.
Holy fudge pockets.
one of those. Okay, take... I gotta do this and then you do this and then you expose this
sucker. And you pinpoint. And you venture.
here
Oh my god
Oh my god
Oh my god
They're both dead man
Yes, ands
Uh, wait are they attacking though? Yes
So i'm going to block
I would recommend this
And a malaise that does nothing
We pass
Have you seen culinary class Wars season 2 yet? Yes, I have
It was good it was good who do you think should have won who were you rooting for?
Who was your Oshi?
I
Like the the the brewmaster which I was gonna say the same thing
You know she she went pretty far, which is awesome to see
and
Then I did half expect the the beard guy who was like at the very start was like I should be a
White coat chef. I should
Yeah, I thought like maybe they were gonna. I mean he was he was
you know second place is pretty good I guess but you know you know it's really
good though I will say I don't know what it is I mean I've only experienced it
in physical 100 and and culinary class wars calling class wars the instant
replays where they do like 14 of the same replay where it's the whole the
crowd is like right there like whoa it's very like Korean TV that's they'd love
to play the same clip many times over and then that clip ends into a cliff
hanger and then the next episode starts but it doesn't immediately go to the
cliffhanger, it plays like a slice of the last episode,
recap to contextualize the next episode.
Yep.
Like I like it.
I just think they use it a bit too much, that's all.
Every time we watch a Korean reality TV show,
and my wife is Korean, so she knows the tech,
by episode two, she hits next episode
and then like taps the screen like five times
to go 75 seconds forward.
That's smart.
I like that. Okay, here we go. Watch this.
Boom, boom, boom. Let me say.
We're going to snack attack.
All right, we got master planner. I got stuff.
We're gonna do a...
Shroud?
We'll do one of those.
Zero cost cards.
You know what?
I'm gonna lower their strength.
I don't want to have to worry about it.
You know what?
A little bit more strength.
Huge.
Lowered.
And some weakness.
Just take some doom.
We'll play hang at some point.
We'll play hang at some point.
We'll play hang at some point.
Yeah.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
There, you're also absolutely right.
There is always a part of a South Korean TV show where there is a non-Korean person speaking Korean.
And the way they treat that person is fucked up to me for one reason.
It's not because the Korean people are treating the non-Korean person who speaks Korean like there's some kind of unicorn.
It's because the non-Korean person who's speaking Korean, which is usually a white guy with a receding hairline,
much like myself, is soaking up the attention. They're actually loving it.
They're always right to do their Denzel speaking Korean on TV.
They're always going like, yeah, that's right, I speak Korean. I bet you thought it
was impossible for a guy who looks like me to learn how to speak this language,
but guess what? And also it should have been me. That's the other part of it.
but I'm drunk I think I got it man I think I I said God I said God I said God
helped me now that one was not it I was drunk that I was draw said God helped
me. We'll figure it out. It's gone. No, no, no. Temporarily. That doesn't really work.
Now they will tell you you cannot do a Denzel impression on stream. I'm here to say rules
are made to be broken. You can do whatever you want on stream. If you question love
would be the point of being the vice president.
Persons of the foundation of this great
nation. Wait, you got it, too.
Not really. You kind of got it, too, though.
No, so then we could have two Frank
Underwoods. Well, I need you to listen
to me and to shoot the other Frank
underwood
i'm commanding you clear shoot the frank underwood that is not speaking right now
player i fell into the cloning machine
that they keep a white house basement
on the real frank
this is an imposter clare now if i were to tell you there were two frank
underwoods
many people would think that would be awesome to have two of the same spouse
but you know the truth you must shoot the other frank underwood
Kled, remember that time that we had sex with my body, God?
His name is...
Only I, the real Frank Underwood, could know that.
And only I, the real, really real Frank Underwood, would know that his name is Meacham.
That's right.
I think I thought Meacham was six inches in you and I was in six inches in Meacham.
But I, the only real Frank Underwood know would know that Meacham was a top.
he was a top let me ask you something wait it is becoming kind of like JFK it's
kind of falling apart I think it's pretty good okay wait the chili oil as Frank
Underwood might be sick or the chili oil as Denzel way to sack
Mama Liz's chili oil. Mama Liz's chili oil.
I didn't know you like to get wet.
That's not very, that's not a good Denzel. I kind of got him in the first line though.
Who's the, who's the barbecue guy?
Um...
Uh...
Freddy.
Fred, yeah.
Yes, I was going to Freddy's but instead he's going to Mama Liz's.
There we're still cook we're cooking on levels. I've never here before been seen man
We're doing Frank Underwood impressions. Yeah
Mama Liz how do you get that?
I am I told you to stop calling me mama Liz. I'm Frankie the television actor with the deepest voice in
TV history
Can you imagine if his name was Frank?
It's Freddie
Now let me ask you how many Franks are there in Washington?
He would have been saying some stuff like that. Yeah.
Does anybody else call you Francis?
No, it's just my wife.
Origin, thank you. That's long overdue.
I don't know why we have a lot of bots in chat today that whenever anyone said
anything, they would just reply and go like, for real, for real.
That's facts.
And it was kind of hard to distinguish them from like real human chatters, because like
that's how we all talk these days, myself included, but myself included.
I can't stop doing the impression now.
Now I see what happened to Kevin.
He got stuck doing the voice because the voice is too much fun.
I kind of want to talk like that forever I wouldn't stop you
I would hope that you would to be honest because I think it's a bad just optics on an optics
purpose from an optics standpoint I should say
Okay.
How does this always been more of a team look good guy anyway, maybe?
A new stamp is drilling into Enna's head as we watch.
Much like the aliens in the second act of Starship Troopers who suck our brains and
take our knowledge.
It is irrevocably affixing itself to the substrate of Master Reboot Cortex.
Fuck dude, it is pretty fun.
Bear, it actually owns.
We fucking just all talk like that forever, man
15 gold can't get 15 gold can't go great and he he likes to play video games, too
He does like to play the PS Vita
He's got a PlayStation as well. How do you feel about?
About I'm okay with whatever. Yeah, I'm down
Oh, wait. I have the artifact. Oh, wait. There you go. How about that?
How about that? First card I played gets played twice. How about playing the worst card I have?
Smart, man. You could that, dude, but Chibli, there's no shot Chibli's ever seen House of Cards,
because it came out when he was like six.
there's no way it doesn't seem like the sort of thing chiblee would watch
doesn't have a little ugly mane in it
it's ugly mane
i do declare chiblee they have allowed me access to the roof
you cannot give a man like me with more stress than any other man in the
world access unfettered access to an elevated plane like the roof of the
of the white house chiblee
this is a dangerous moment for me and for america
You just sorry I forgot the other part I have to stare into the camera while I do it too
More like Claire Claire into the camera
He's he's absolutely right
Got him sorry yeah, I didn't take much and I am not stopping them
You kinda brought me back. Kinda resuscitated me.
You sure about that? You hit me with the D-Fib.
Wait, wait, what the?
I'll take some damage.
Now, if I could just hit the Denzel, who would have been awesome as Frank Underwood as well?
And I'm not just saying that.
Already.
What if we did this and this, okay?
Oh dude, if this was like 2013 a slay this buyer
Let's play on the machinima main channel as Frank Underwood would have gone so that could have been like
huge man
That could have been huge
My brother would play slay this buyer to episode 15
That he should just start doing that for his Christmas videos
We'll be the move gaming channels are there on the way up
Have you seen this?
Every YouTuber's like, I'm gonna come watch me on iJustine Gaming.
Nah man, they're crazy for that one.
I think RB should get Frank Underwood for their, to be like spokesman.
Just something about Frank Underwood eating a beef and cheddar.
probably I think I'm gonna have to guess that the price is probably right right now too
Yeah
No, I mean like the price is right should like hire hire him to be like watch the price is right
Is juker not doing it anymore well, I did the you know get some celebrity endorsements
All right
Yeah, it's price right I know
No
No, you with the price of food I don't want it. I just didn't
Wait wait, this is good a great man once said everything is about sex except sex sex is about coming
No sex is about how it's about how mostly
You don't want to you here's the thing America you don't want to do it too early, but you don't want to do it too late
You want to do it at exactly the right time, but I hear you saying, Frank, I don't have
any control over that.
That's the funny part.
Nobody does.
So strap on your big girl pants.
I'm playing my cards.
Okay, we do need to kill this guy.
Let me see where he's going.
Hundreds since I have nothing in my hand, man, just burns.
You got a lot of burns yourself.
OK, bubble, bubble.
And then you hit him at the pinpoint and you go, hello.
Hello, my baby.
Yeah, I got 80 block.
I'm fine, I guess, even though he got attacking.
Damn, all this.
should rename this guy to meet some night. Oh my god.
Okay.
That's not funny.
That is pretty funny.
I actually, I really love the idea of a Frank Underwood gaming channel.
Yeah, it keeps like, he keeps pausing the game and going to like the settings menu to do the monologue.
I think it's it's actually so funny, maybe not the right time, but like, no, or maybe
it's like exactly the right time, because like, seven years ago, people would have been like,
what the fuck are you doing?
This is a really, really bad guy.
But now enough time has passed that like, it's, I mean, he's obviously a bad guy,
but we can laugh at him.
We can now laugh at him.
clear. Well, actually, Frank is a bad guy. But doing impressions of him isn't bad. Doing
impressions of Kevin's face is probably bad. As long as you're only doing an impression
of his voice, I think it's okay. Okay. Whatever you say. I'm gonna do this. That's a nice
looking hang right there thank you I realized it only works on the first
fellow yeah but you're still scaling it but it it applies on a per enemy basis
all right and they're I mean is it a different enemy I think so yeah it's just
its heads pop out I don't know man
Yes, are you blocking do you want me to malaise this mobile?
I'm pretty chill honestly you can save malaise for a spicier guy.
Okay, seven energy holy cow
It's gotta be this man
That's really good you I was gonna say do you need some block, but I literally can't do anything to make that happen for you
So so never mind
of
the
of
We do this oh fudge. He doesn't do anything this turn
Whatever I'll just
Freakin freaking
Okay, okay, this is a guy I want to lower his strength
So I will do that I will lower his strength
Order is all fucked up, man
Taxes do so true except not here for like 15 days or whatever
Right
What depends on who you are and your pecs situation and all that I suppose
suppose
Oh, baby, let's go and get rid of that
How do you play that play that I
Got a master planner so like pretty soon
I'm not gonna have to actually play any cards if you know what I mean
I actually have no idea what master planner does at all. So that's whenever you play a skill it gains sly for the rest of
Combat. Oh, I do know what I've had the card every single run. I've ever done is the silent it turns out
So I do hidden daggers and I get a free poison and a free block. Oh my gosh
Oh daddy
I don't want it anymore.
I'm really bringing back like the 2000s to 2010s jokes because all I can hear is Sarah
Silverman.
I'm taking my lace.
She's fucking mad, she's fucking mad, she's fucking mad Bayman.
Yeah, but I am I don't like her in school of rock
I don't know she's so toxic towards Ted or Ned. I think his name's Ned Ned or Ted
He's the redheaded
Ned or Ted the redheaded
Or my guard it's Ned or Fred
So redheaded good
from school of work
It's gonna be the most minus two I think I've ever seen it's it's it's it's bad
It's bad
Sly you and you okay, I'm playing you
I do need chicken potato, but I don't have any lunch food man. I just have to do you can have chicken
and chicken or potato for lunch.
I don't have either.
Oh, I just have all week for lunch.
I've basically been having dried mangoes, man.
That's not like that's not a lunch.
They're good, but that yeah, you're right.
That's going to go right through you.
If you know what I mean.
So I see that.
I'm not saying I would recommend it, but it has leaned me out.
I mean, you sure the peloton's not kind of doing something?
No, I mean like the drive just having drive mangoes for lunch.
I'm going to show up tomorrow with the suds though, Spongebob reference I think.
Okay.
I never watched it and people treat me like I'm some villain but we had like two channels
that actually worked when I was a kid so what do you expect?
They don't know man, they don't know, they don't know what it was like.
Back in my day.
Channel 3 Global, Channel 6, CTV, Channel 11, CBC, motherfucker, pull up.
We have PBS as well.
Sometimes.
Pull up, pull up bro, 22 minutes is coming on, then the Air Force, we turn the fucking
TV off when the Royal Canadian Air Force comes on.
I do not need to see a Canadian member of Parliament from Sarnia get hit with a rubber
chicken.
Can you imagine?
Oh, I can imagine.
I think they get bills passed in parliament, they like, there should be some contest.
Hmm.
There was a contest, it's the election, right?
No, but like, yeah, okay, big deal, but like, with many, like, it's survivor, okay?
Like, Jeff comes in, you know, he's got like a big, like, table full of like, cheeseburgers
and stuff.
And he's like, all right, if you win this competition, you get these burgers, you
get your burger.
But the reward, the reward isn't the bill, it's the cheeseburgers.
Oh, so they're like, okay, the winner gets to decide whether or not gay marriage is legal, like oh and go
Yeah
God, I hope Jonathan's based man because he's a competition beast
He's a please Jonathan, please be based
Please oh you look like a guy who listens to a lot of podcasts. We might be in trouble
He's done man. Oh, he's he's done
That was that was never a doubt it is funny that we said like we'll see one more really quick
And then we both built the deck that does no damage
I mean like I took the first deadly poison I got and then I got a bubble bubble and that's been it
It's it I mean we did get there. I'm a I'm a block and fucking fiend
I'm getting I'm getting slimed a little bit because they said how do you know who Jonathan from Survivor is but you don't remember who Mike
White is
From school of rock apparently he plays Ned Sheebly
Yes, yes, so it is Ned. We've decided that should be
Chibley has to watch it now because that's basically him. Yeah, Chibley
But I know Jonathan because in the finale of season 41, he was doing like that.
He did like, you want to see my monkey walk?
And then he started walking around like a gorilla.
And I was like, I'm not sure I feel about this guy.
And then out of nowhere, he's like, you want to see my monkey walk?
And he went...
The only thing I remember from Survivors is the guy that fell in the fire.
Yeah, Michael.
Michael!
Oh, that's so good mouth. Now if it's been a pleasure. It's it's been real. It's a good
spire slang, slang of the spire. I like it. I like it. All right, well, you should go
buy some chicken and or potatoes. I'll see what I can do, man. All right, later breakfast.
Always a good time playing Spire with my bros.
Yes, they're saying you don't have to feel bad for him falling into the fire because it turns out he was a bad guy.
I feel bad for the fire. No, you can't say that, uncle.
You can say whatever you want, whenever you want, on stream.
That's why it's called your stream.
The only rule of streaming, as we all know, is good vibes only.
If you abide by that rule, you can break all the other rules because rules are made to be broken.
Anyway, we'll be back tomorrow. Tomorrow's going to be fun. For now, I'm going to send
you over to my web stream where I think that she is playing in a domekeeper tournament
And presumably she's winning, presumably she's winning the tournament right now.
So I'll send you over there.
Goodbye.