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That's ego damage right there 12 minutes early is not you shouldn't be shocked you should
just be like well this is a pleasant surprise. I'm still working man. I'm
live so early that my cat is scooping the litter box. Sorry. Imagine willingly
showing the work early.
Can't believe this my life. LeBron James at the swimming pool.
What do you mean you're clearly having a mental breakdown?
That is not true.
I have just been playing a lot of Slate Aspire lately when I should be asleep.
If that is a sign or emblematic of having a mental breakdown, then well, then you could
just call me crazy, I suppose.
that's used on coded.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.
How many people do you think are gonna make you
in Tomodachi Life?
So literally yesterday, I mean,
I wouldn't say I was having a crisis yesterday.
I would say I was doing okay yesterday,
but the top stream on my following list
was called like talking about the Northern Lion Cruise.
And then the second stream on my following list
was like Chibli playing Tomodachi Life
and I clicked on it
and it was me in Tomodachi Life.
And then I watched, I said, let's see what Alex is doing.
I clicked on Alex's stream and it was me in Tomodachi Life
and I was like, it was a being John Malkovich moment.
Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich.
It was like, and then I typed everywhere I go,
there I am.
And Chibli went, yeah, that's damn true.
I don't think he really got what I was,
I was talking on a different level.
I wasn't just trying to be like, pity.
I was like, oh my God, everywhere I go, there I literally am.
Hope John Paul, thank you for the gifted subscriptions,
by the way.
I do feel like I'm very easy to make
in Tomodachi life.
Thank you for saying that as I was in the middle
of saying it, so it looks like I stole it from you.
I am basically like default hairless me
with pale skin and glasses.
Like it's, you have to understand,
Pardon me, I'm probably the easiest person to caricature on the planet.
Like I know those boardwalk artists, they salivate when they see me toe-walkin' down
the Santa Monica pier, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, please, oh please let me draw
you, Mr. Hairless Big Glasses, please let me draw you.
But anyway, let's talk about the Supercruise and what's everyone's take on it.
We actually are going to do that.
Today we have two announcements.
The first announcement is related to the Supercruise.
The second announcement I think you're all going to love.
The first announcement, I feel like people are going to accept.
Let's put it that way.
So the long and the short of it.
Let's start with the short.
night I made the decision to scuttle the Northern Lion Supercruz to cancel it. So if you have
already booked, I apologize, you will receive a full refund. They're already starting to
be processed. They will arrive in three to five business days. It's not a legendary
it. What it was is, I have to say thank you, as much as this may sound facetious, I have
to say thank you for sharing your concerns. Because some of those concerns were things
that probably we could have seen in advance and maybe done something about. But some
Some of those concerns were things that were unforeseen.
And even though it was uncomfortable to read some of them, I appreciated getting a more
a broad view of how people felt about it.
And in particular, I was like, I think that prior to the announcement, if I'm being honest,
most of my nerves were like, how can we make this, how can we make this a fun event?
know how can we make this something that'll be memorable for the people that go on it?
What kind of entertainment can we provide? And then people started saying like how can
we guarantee everyone safety? Not just the safety of the streamers which has been talked
a lot about like to make sure that none of us get harmed on the ship, but also like
the people that were going to go on the ship started to think about like how can we make
sure everyone's safe and like what happens if someone gets gets hurt or gets sick or
something like that. God forbid. So that that combined with some of the other concerns
it got to the point where it just didn't we only wanted to do it if it felt like everyone
was comfortable and I was getting more and more uncomfortable with the idea, essentially.
So that's the way I would say is thank you for all of your feedback on it.
And this is definitely not a situation where I'm like, hey, we are going to do like an
awesome thing.
Oh, this is going to be so much fun.
But you guys like, okay, fine, we'll never do anything.
You bullied me.
You bully me into canceling this really cool project.
It's like when we were excited for the launch,
and it was perhaps a bit of a miscalculation,
and then in seeing what everybody's concerns are,
we went, you know what?
Maybe this is the sort of thing
that's just not the right thing for us to do.
So I appreciate it.
And also, may I just say two things.
First off, I apologize to the people that booked,
because you put a lot of faith in us.
You put a lot of trust in us.
And I appreciate that vote of confidence.
Your rebates are being processed as we speak.
It may take until early next week for them to arrive.
Secondly, I'm thinking about what
to do with the events that we had already planned.
And I think I sort of had like a third eye opening.
And I said to myself, why don't I just do them anyway,
but stream them for free for everyone to watch.
Which is something that probably to be honest,
I could have just done to begin with.
That seems like a more appropriate avenue for that.
So I definitely, this is not a situation
where I was like, people are being mean,
so I'm gonna take my ball and go home.
I was like, you know what?
There was enough concerns raised that I was like,
I'm getting uncomfortable with this.
And especially like, not to like farm sympathy,
but I was like, I really don't want to feel uncomfortable
about this for the next 10 months in advance of doing it,
which I think would have been really not nice.
Let's put it that way.
Thank you, 11 months, 11 months.
Um, you killed 11 months of shitposting.
I don't think that's true.
I don't think that's true because you can still make fun of me for it.
And now I can actually laugh at it.
Instead of pretending that it's funny but actually being like, I want to cry because
you're hurting my feelings.
Now we can laugh together.
bit is better now, I appreciate you saying that. So anyway, that's that's the first
announcement. And again, I apologize. Now I can publish this
exclamation point cruise that can run once every 60 seconds. There you go. Also, can
Can I say something?
I love everybody involved with this cruise.
I love my wife, I love Dan, but I have to give a special shout out to Squeaks.
Squeaks is literally, he's a puppy dog for the rest.
Well, I shouldn't say that because you never know what will happen, but for now,
he is an angel in my eyes.
He is a heavenly creature that is full of divinity.
because the entire, we invited him to this
and he said, sounds great.
And then it sort of, it was a little controversial
and he said, I think it'll still be fun, let's do it.
And then I was like, I'm not sure if we should do this.
And he went, I have 100% faith and trust in you
to do the right thing.
I went, this guy is, this is the most pure man on the planet.
I don't wanna give him a hug.
want him to give me a hug. Also, can I say thank you for having some patience for this
because like you know we're dealing with. Can I make the obvious analogy? We're
dealing with like a slow moving heavy vehicle here that's that's hard to
turn so like we had we had things in place that had to be taken care of let's
put it that way yes exactly and also it really fucked us up I shouldn't make a
joke out of this but this is my natural instinct it fucked us up when they
close the straight. Everything was fine. Everything was completely okay until they
because it was open. Like a week ago it was open and we were like okay we can
finally announce the timing is right and then they close it again and we went
well what are we gonna do?
Because I think it costs like a lot more fuel to go around like the cape of
good hope or whatever.
Anyway, yes. Long story short, if you're just getting here because the stream just started,
exclamation point crews, we have, well not we, I have canceled the Northern Land Super
Crews. If you have booked, I appreciate your vote of confidence. You are getting your money
back. The refunds are being processed as we speak. It should take three to five business
days, just as more and more people brought up their concerns, we saw some validity in
them. And we just decided that it wasn't the right move. Let's put it that way.
Uncomfortable with the project. And the corollary to that is that we'll take
some of the entertainment that we were going to do on the cruise, and then just do it on
the screen for free. That's simple. It didn't even make it a week. Well, the thing is we
didn't want to, like, because people are like making travel plans, I think it's like,
know you want to make sure that you handle it as soon as possible you don't
want to leave it until like there's there's six weeks before it and then
people are like I'm already like in Florida
what about the shirts you could still you could still have your I got pregnant
on the Northern Lion supercruise shirt that's fine pregnant gamers thanks for
the gifted subscriptions. Thank you. You can still make a shirt. I mean, I literally can't
stop you from making the shirt to begin with, but I wouldn't go so far as to say you have
my blessing. I would not say you have my blessing to make the shirt. What I would
say is if I saw you with that shirt in public, I would say you, that is an awesome shirt.
I love it.
If I saw you wearing a shirt that said, I got pregnant on the Northern Lion Cruise, I
would say this is fantastic.
That's very funny.
Please don't make one that says I got Norovirus.
Thank you for the ample notice.
I almost ironed my green Triforce tee
and starched my brown cargo shorts.
Not to just pivot off of the uncomfortable conversation
to go with a bit.
I have no idea what starching means.
I know it makes your clothes crispier,
but I don't know actually how you do it.
You literally, do you put cornstarch in the washing machine
Or do you put it in the dryer before I give all my clothes like a candy apple finish?
You mix it with water and spray it after.
Thank you for canceling.
I was genuinely extremely annoyed and appreciate your willingness to listen to the backlash.
W Yeti, W Yeti, can I say W, I don't, listen, I'm genuinely like not on social media,
which I think was like the right move this week,
but obviously I understand what people were saying,
but I do wanna say,
like the optics on this for me are like,
I'm not like, fuck you, why are people so mean to me?
Like I saw how easily a streamer could get sucked down
the yes man rabbit hole of like,
well I'm just not gonna listen to the people
who make me have bad feelings
and only listen to the people that have good feelings
and then see how that can accelerate.
But instead, I was like, these people
are bringing up some genuine concerns without a doubt.
And I appreciate, because some of them, I honestly
had no idea about.
So I tried to stay mature about it.
And I appreciated that some people stayed levelheaded
about it as well.
What were some of the concerns?
I didn't really want like 100 people to get sick on the cruise or like for two people
to get in a fist fight on the cruise and like, like injure each other or something
or for someone to fall off of the ship or something like that.
That's one of them for sure.
That's it.
Well, I'm saying for, that's a facet of it.
And can I also say, you have to realize
that you're saying, well, that happens now and then.
The way I'm looking at it is news headline,
guy's head cracked open on streamer cruise.
And then it's my face when I had like the dental work done
and I'm giving that fuck ass smile like right into the
camera and then everyone's like, fuck this guy.
Last known photograph.
And by the way, it is really funny to be doing this
with the solo show announcement overlay here.
Or the one with the Ludwig hair?
Yeah, exactly.
Anyway, that's it.
Also you're famously afraid of getting killed by a mob?
Yeah, I mean there is that.
Well, honestly, there was a part of me that was like,
if I die on the boat, I know what I signed up for.
But I really, I don't think I could deal with the guilt
of like someone else dying on the boat
and they just thought they were gonna have
like a nice vacation or something like that.
I think that in a weird way,
that might be the only way that I would accept
being killed by a mob is like, well, I invited the mob.
What did I expect? You got me.
But if someone else, like if someone had just gone
like their honeymoon on the cruise and died I would have been like well this is fucked up man
and it is I mean listen it is an evergreen bit there's no doubt about it trying to the
sadness scenario would have been lit I mean there was I I feel like a little bit of life
is returning to me now that like this is off my chest to be honest and I'm like it would have
been a movie if like if somehow we were forced to shelter in place on that ship for like six
months, man. Can you imagine? Please do that instead.
Also, I do apologize.
I'm not even joking.
At least one of you would have met your spouse on the cruise.
I think, and honestly, possibly more than one couple
would have broken up as a result of actions taken
on the cruise if I had the guess.
But at least one of you would have actually
met the love of your life that you would be happy with
for the rest of your life, for sure.
So on balance, it might have destroyed more relationships
than it would have created, but some of you
would have found eternal happiness on the ship, for sure.
What would your themed alcoholic drink have in it?
I don't have to think about that.
Well, you know, I don't have to think about it right now.
But like, if you want to, I was going through it, man.
You want to know how much I was going through it?
I had Coke Zero last night.
That gets pretty crazy for a guy like me.
I put my nine-month Coke Zero sobriety coin on the table
and said, yeah, give me a.
I'll take a large please.
Wouldn't it be funny if I went to the full screen
and I was just surrounded by Coke Zero right now?
I'm sorry, I can't fulfill that.
Anyway, okay, so that's phase one.
I'll recap it one last time.
The Northern Line Supercruise is canceled.
It was my decision.
Those of you who have booked, you put your trust
and your faith in me, I appreciate it for life.
You will receive a full refund.
They're already being processed.
I promise this is not a flex.
It's just going to take a while for the refunds
to get out there because they've got to process them.
So early next week, I would expect those refunds
to start arriving.
And thank you so much for sharing your concerns.
It's that simple.
Now it's time for the second stream, or the second announcement, I should say, which requires
me to go back to the overlay kind of awkwardly.
Imagine, dude, okay, listen, it hadn't even crossed my mind how this looks, but just
playing the streamer cruise announcement again would have been so good. Oh my god that would
have been a great bit to set that up for like half an hour and then start with the seagulls
calling again. Oh my god that would have been awesome. Anyway that's not it. Give me one
second here that would have been an all-time or you did not hear any seagulls
there
how does one do this again give me a second something like this something like
this that appears to be working
Let's send it, bro.
It's true.
Demon Bluff will be coming out 2026 just announced today.
It is being published by Off-Brand and I am working together with them to get it out
there.
Now, in conjunction with this announcement, which obviously is awesome, we are going to
be playing today, there is also a new version of the playtest that just came out on Steam,
the free playtest, and it is free on Steam for the playtest.
Not when it comes out of 2026, but it's free to play with the playtest right now.
And we'll be playing it.
So check this out, man.
Boom.
We even have a Demon Bluff themed Northern Lion Live Super
Show overlay.
Check that out.
Courtesy of the team at Off-Brand.
I appreciate that.
So we're going to start today by playing Demon Bluff.
Exclamation point, Demon Bluff.
Let me make sure it works.
If you're not familiar with what Demon Bluff is,
It is a single-player social deduction game
based on the scaffolding of a game like Werewolf or Mafia.
Different people have different roles.
They get positioned in a circle.
They have rules that dictate when they're telling the truth
and when they're lying.
And you have to suss out who's telling the truth
and who's lying.
So let's get this started, man.
Can I be in the game?
Apollo, are we friends again?
One second here.
Apollo, do you fuck with me?
Notice the difference between do you fuck with me
to are you fucking with me?
Is this specificity that makes the English language
so interesting?
Please, they will think this is my fault. It's not Apollo's fault.
It's literally my fault. It's not Apollo's fault. It's not your fault, Sean.
Sean, it's not your fault. Sean, wait, his name is not...
Mal has ruined my understanding of goodwill hunting because his name is not Sean.
And now it's stuck in my head that for some reason it's called good Sean hunting.
It's Will. It's not Sean anymore. It's Will. Let me get Demon Bluffs started here, okay?
Let me get Demon Bluffs started here.
let me put these in the title. Let's get it started. Well, better not now that I think about it. We
will get it started though in here. Now, this is a rare situation. This doesn't happen a lot.
not. But I need you to teach me how to play the game that I am helping to publish. I need
you to help me because I am not good at this game. And you already knew that when you watched
me play earlier. So I need you to, I need you to teach me, or at least to help me.
No, okay, well, that's fair too.
One second, we go here, and we put this off, and we put this on.
Like I said, Ben, anybody making Apollo feel uncomfortable is a joke.
You see that?
That's called proactive moderation.
Because now by doing that, my mods have to do twice as much work, which means they
have to be proactive.
Mods, where's my, where, and who got you that work, mods?
Who got you those responsibilities my streamer wait Apollo's a mod. Well, yeah cut that loud mess out then Apollo
Sunch marker demon bluff
Chat slash YouTube. I'm very excited today to be
Playing demon bluff would which just had a big update to its play test on steam
which you can play right now,
Exclamation Point Demon Bluff on Twitch
or Exclamation Point Demon Bluff in the chat.
I don't know why I said that as it was two different things
but there will also be a link in the video description.
You're gonna say, NL, where's your hashtag ad?
Where's your hashtag ad?
Well, I don't need a hashtag ad
because I'm partnered up with Off-Brand
to actually bring you this game
when it comes out later in 2026.
Can you believe it?
We are the ad, man.
You don't go to a Capcom stream
and go, hey, you're playing Resident Evil,
you gotta put an ad on that.
Cause they are the ones that are publishing the game.
So I'm excited to be bringing it to you here today.
Please help me be good at this.
It's a single player social deduction game.
It's like among us, but you can play it by yourself.
It's all the fun of a multiplayer social deduction
minus an Apollo, you're gonna love this.
Minus the fact that you have to collude
with like seven other streamers
actually find an opportunity to play the game together which means we all got the
Apollo this could be big for you done I'm gonna give you the heart so what's it
gonna take to put you in demon bluff today by the way the way that you can
support the game today get more information about it if you want is to
wish us the game which you can do directly from the play test on steam
or alternatively there is a link in Exclamation Point Demon Bluff or join
the Demon Bluff discord. It's that simple. For now we're gonna play the demo and
we're gonna start with standard. Now the deck building mode has been added. I have
been told that it is a little experimental, a little early, a little
in its nascency. Let's put it that way. But let's get going. There is I
I think I need to move myself here is what I'm going to say I'm going to move
myself right there there is one evil among all characters find and kill it
this is your deck these characters can be drawn and appear in your current game
the lover learn how many evil characters I'm adjacent to the confessor if I am
evil or corrupted I say I am dizzy the enlightened learn if the evil closest
me is clockwise or counterclockwise or equidistant if they're the same distance. Learn how far
from me is the nearest evil and minion. I lie in disguise. Okay? You can click on cards
to reveal their characters. This is character info. Use it to deduce who is evil. Most
characters activate after reveal, but be careful. Evil characters will lie about
their role in info. So the whole point of this is trying to find out which one
One of these people that is saying something is telling a little fib.
Let's put it that way.
Closest evil is clockwise, which is this way.
You said I am good.
You say I am dizzy if you are evil.
Closest evil is clockwise.
Okay, so one of you, because there's duplicates here, one of you is telling a lie, but we
have to figure out which one.
I have one evil adjacent to me.
I am two cards away from evil.
So listen to me.
I'm two cards away from evil.
You two become sussed with a yellow mark.
They did put arrows for people who don't know clockwise.
That's so funny.
That is crazy.
And if you want to say someone's green,
then you just hit them with a one.
This person is saying, I'm two cards away from evil.
If you're telling the truth, that would indicate you or you.
However, you're saying you're good, which literally, you can't lie.
If you're evil, you say you're dizzy.
So you must be good, which means it must be you.
Which also confirms you, you're not sus.
Which also confirms you, closest evil is clockwise.
Which means you, in this mode, you can kill suspected evil characters.
Boom, it's that simple.
The village is safe, all evil characters have been executed.
Now, right now, you're like, all right,
this is a little bit on the easy side.
You don't have to spoon feed me like this,
but wait, wait until we get 10 characters per village
and three of them corrupt other characters
and they get ready is all I'm trying to say.
Medium, learn a good character and it's roll.
Thank you, Ricky, by the way.
Thank you, Ricky, for saying that.
Pick one character, learn if they're lying.
That's an activated ability.
Ricky Peacock in the chat. Now, one thing's for sure. Once we get seven villagers, we are
going to start with six, seven. We're going to go six, seven to open every time. But until
we get seven, I'm not clicking six. Medium. Number one is a real medium. Okay, well, you're
confirming yourself, Apollo, as the requisite among us expert. What does it mean when
you have an emergency meeting and someone confirms themselves? I think that means
that they're a little bit soft so I'm going to give them a little yellow marker.
One evil adjacent to me.
Okay.
Characters with bloop.
You can click on this character to activate it.
Is this what tapping means?
I'm going to tap my judge and figure out who's real.
I'm good.
I'm two cards away from evil.
Number five is a real hunter.
You guys are confirming each other.
I'm going to say that you are evil but the only thing that we have to do is
Check you.
Number one is lying.
Sometimes number two lies.
You sit on the toilet and then Mary of Fart comes out, man.
Number one usually tells the truth,
except in the shower sometimes.
I register as a random evil minion to other characters.
Now this is where things get interesting
because the yellow characters are like corrupted.
I register as a random evil.
So you, the yellow character is innocent,
but appears guilty to innocent people
learn three characters only one is evil okay
only one is he learned three only one is
six seven
gem crafter says number two is good let's take a look at number two
one evil is adjacent to me
judge two judges okay hang on
I'm two cards away from closest evil.
Number three is a real hunter.
And there's only one evil.
OK, this is easy.
Let me tell you how I figured this out, OK?
I am two cards away from closest evil.
That would mean this, you are telling the truth.
Because the wretch registers as evil.
Ergo, you're real.
Which means you're real.
Which means you're real.
Because this Gemcrafter, oh wait, no, you're confirming a lover, you're not confirming a hunter.
You're not anything as far as I know.
But either way,
we already know you're telling the truth and you're lying.
But let's confirm it.
Number one is lying.
Now, how do I know you're telling the truth? Don't worry about it.
Be a good judge of character.
It's like how dogs know if people are good or bad just from sniffing them.
You can just tell us soon as you see it. I
Lie in disguise pick three characters learn how many of them are evil
One evil adjacent to me
Number three is good. I
Didn't go six seven by the way. I'd like to apologize
Closest evil to me is clockwise
One is evil one two or eight. Okay. Okay unless cuz here's the thing
When you point a finger at somebody else you've got three pointing back at you
so you have actually created four susses because you could be a liar and if
you're a liar the one two and eight wouldn't be suss at all but number five
is good wait but we got two oh so we have two gem crafters too so one of you
is probably suss bro I am one card away from closest evil that you're
telling the truth. You must be good, because you register as evil and then a judge. Okay,
now this is where things get mighty interesting. This is where things get mighty interesting
indeed. Here's what I would say, okay, there's two evils. One of them is going to be the
the Gem Crafter. It's that simple? You think one, two, or eight is evil. And you think the
closest evil is clockwise. I think you're telling a lie. Can I explore? Because it'd be three
away and there's two evils well I guess if it's you and you know because it can't
you you're ticking me off because the closest evil is clockwise for you which
is three away you think it's really because you said one two or eight bro or
maybe she's lying man maybe she's lying you're telling the truth which means it
could be you as well okay we need a judge judge you're saying number five
is good. And you're telling the truth, which means you're evil, Mogged. Most killed characters
reveal their true role. Okay. That was, you were telling the truth about someone we knew
was telling the truth. Ergo, you must have been lying because you were a duplicate.
And now, now I have to think about what comes next, okay? Can you kill the wretch?
They're a burden to society. Excuse me. They're literally self-sufficient. They have a bindle.
Closest evil is clockwise. Well, you're a freaking liar, dude. You're obviously a freaking liar.
Number three is lying. Judge!
Easiest day of my life. Lose if you execute me. Okay, so this is like in code names when you accidentally say the spy's word.
I can't die. So you can actually try, you can use this person to farm suspicion because you can try to kill them.
And if they don't die, you don't lose your kill action.
Okay, six, seven. No evils adjacent to me.
Oh, yeah.
What do you mean no evils adjacent to me? What do we got in here?
We have minions that lie in the skies, judge no evil's adjacent to me.
I mean you could both be evil.
Pick three characters, learn how many are evil, the bomber deer, one is evil, three, six,
or eight.
Closest evils clockwise, number two is good.
Okay.
Let me think about this.
I got to puzzle this one out.
One is evil, three, six, or eight.
I want to know if you're telling the truth.
They're telling the truth.
Ergo, we know that you must be evil.
I don't think we actually confirm that information, if I'm being honest with you.
I think that I won like a 50-50 or a two-thirds or something like that.
And then one of three six or eight is evil, which means eight is good and three is good,
which means the closest evil was clockwise, which means you're the other evil, bro.
Both lovers are evil.
Among six, seven, five, there are two evils and we know the judge is telling the truth.
Oh, both of the lovers were evil. That's crazy. They really? Oh, Paul, I'm sure you've seen this myriad times in your social deduction games
Both imposters said we'll clear each other and then they'll say well. There's no odds that what were the odds that they would do that
You might not be here anymore, you might actually be streaming
Which you can now reveal the last card I lie in the skies
Scout learn how far a specific evil is to another closest evil. Okay, things are getting complicated
y'all. I'm still here. Is that the Bob Dylan movie? No, no direction home. Is that the Bob Dylan
movie? Is it I'm not there that has Bob Dylan? I'm still standing. I think that one's Elton John.
One is evil. Number two, number four, or number five.
Okay, well we hit six seven first. Number four is a real confessor. Two four and five. Two is a
bomber deer. Five is a confessor who says they're good. Or is a confessor that says they're good.
Five says number three is good. I mean I'm feeling like it's very, you're telling the truth.
you are scary so to me I think you are evil and I think you were telling the
truth I think is not what you want to be saying in a game like this for sure if
you are evil then you are lying which means you are also evil and you say
your three cards away from evil I think you're lying bro guys okay oh my god it's
Okay, okay. You're telling the truth. Which means you're evil. It's the most evil thing
of all time is to disguise yourself as the person where if we slime them we lose. Evil
wins. The Bomberdeer blew up. Oh, I didn't consider that you might be lying. I just
took the first thing I heard is gospel. And the hunter was telling the truth they did with
regards to the evil. This is why I need your help, okay? By the way, this is Demon Bluff.
It's the rare kind of pseudo-sponsor because I'm not really being sponsored to play it.
I am sponsoring myself to play it. I'm working in conjunction with Off-Brand Games and Ludwig
to bring you this game later in 2026.
You can play the updated build of the game
in the playtest right now on Steam,
Exclamation Point, Demon Bluff.
Join the Discord for Demon Bluff.
Join, not my Discord, join the wish list.
You'll find links to do so if you type
Exclamation Point, Demon Bluff, it's that simple.
Why do you say Ludwig?
He's already in off-brand games.
Yeah, but his name has some cachet that you got to take advantage of.
Number three is a real knight.
Okay. Honestly,
I agree with you. I agree with you on this one.
I am good. Groot, if he was good,
Jester, learn how many characters are evil lover,
one evil adjacent to me.
number five is good number seven is good okay I mean that you guys are both
sustain and you're the way someone's a witch because we can't open this last
one okay it's it's it's so simple I would like to know how many evils are
are among you there is one evil among you if you are telling the truth you are
evil mod which allows us to open the last one just a bomber deer okay you told
the truth you're clean you're clean number three is a real night seems to be
clean. Number seven is good. Weasley little liar, dude. It's that simple. Always try to
kill the night first. That's a good point. We should always try to kill the night first.
That validates their what they're saying. It validates what they're saying. Twin minion
is too literally this is somebody else's business. You're being messy. You're spilling
the T. Twin minion is two cards away from closest to evil. That's none of your business,
bro. Two evils adjacent to me. That seems... this seems impossible. This is not possible.
Because then, it just doesn't seem likely. Let's put it that way. Number seven is a
a real lover. One is evil, two, three, or seven.
Jester, confessor, I am good, a wretch like me. When the grace is amazing,
The main minion is two cards away from the closest evil.
You guys are sussing each other.
There's no way there's two evils adjacent to you.
That just doesn't seem likely.
Number seven's lying.
Number one is lying.
Village is safe.
All evil characters have been executed.
Pick one character.
If evils picked executes, this is a free kill action.
Learn how many evils are adjacent to each other.
Ascension level eight, okay.
Once we get to Ascension level three,
we actually can check out the deck building mode.
I do one of the things, and honestly, I should ask,
once I've accidentally de-highlighted the game,
I need to ask what the back end actually looks like for this game and how they are able to actually process the seed in order to...
Like not just to determine that it is a case that actually makes sense, but to generate cases that makes sense.
Didn't you make the game?
I'm involved in a in a hands-off sort of way
In a hands-off sort of like a this is what I think about it sort of way. It's the same bit as last time, bro
It's not a bit. It's literally like you're looking at a rocket and being like oh, well, this is just the same. Oh just
Combustion again, huh? Wow real original NASA. It's kind of a maze kind of miraculous that by using math they can abstract it into a
puzzle like this and
And they're not doing it. They didn't build like a hundred and then say
here they are. Here's the hundred. Oh, you've done all 100. Now it's over.
Like they they're doing something in the back end to make sure that it works.
It's crazy, man.
A knight. I can't die. Wrong. Oh, no!
Huge! Who is it that said, always make sure you check the night?
One adjacent villager is corrupted. Corrupted villagers lie but are innocent, which it throws a
little monkey wrench into things. Why are you in shock of software engineering? Because Demon Bloth
actually works and websites that are like, hey, you can update a database are like, oh, sorry,
we're broken. We changed the font. No, this response shouldn't be making enemies this week.
We got a lot of software engineers and chat a lot of front-end devs, but like seriously like the amount of processing that's going on in the back end here
Then sometimes on letterbox you edit your review and it goes like oh the apps broken page not found
Make it make sense, man
They make the the rocks they make the rocks do magical spells
It's just math. Yeah, but the math is crazy. The math is not you know six times seven
The math is like you know
One time in college. I needed an extra credit
In what like you know when you when you get your diploma you look at the requirements and it's like you got it
It's like the the NHL draft lottery odds
It's like you got to take one from this bucket four of seven from this bucket
You've got one of these six classes has to be added.
Then you have to add three classes that are not in this bracket, et cetera, et cetera.
So as a result of this intersecting matrix, Mathematic, I had to take a bio math class
where even though I was in like the second year of university, I, it was like a 500 level class.
So it was like for seniors and super seniors.
And that was when I realized I am fucked, man, because I had just finished, like, first-year
university calculus.
I was doing derivatives, I was doing integrals, and that's about it.
And then I got into this class and they start talking about, hey, so you guys all know
about matrix multiplication and stuff like that, right?
You know about eigenvectors.
know about eigenvalues and stuff like that and I went uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh and
also like day one they were like we're gonna go to the computer lab and start
working in Matlab and everyone was like yeah I know I know how to use Matlab
and I was like I don't even know how to code in anything man and now I'm
coding in this fuck-ass Matlab language anyway we made it through the
class but that's when I knew that like it turns out that my perception of
mathematics was this. Addition, then you get a you master addition, boom, go to
subtraction. Figure that out. Guess what? Multiplication. Oh, you think you're hot
shit? You got multiple, you got your 12 times tables? Boom, division. Following
that, check this out, decimals. Well, you think you're you think you're hot
shit, huh? Check this out, boom, hit you with fractions. I kind of thought that
they just kept adding like a new operation every single time and eventually you would
like learn all of the math and you would be like I'm the guy who knows math it turns
out you actually run out and then you end up in new game plus mathematics and it's it
actually becomes like philosophy and it and it becomes about the true nature of the
universe and stuff like that and then you go okay like what do you ever do geometric
proofs where instead of doing like hey what's the radius of the circle you have
to prove from known information that like this ray of a circle is exactly the same
length as this ray of the circle no thanks man I'll just I'll stick with six
and seven thank you very much I'll stick with six and seven and then you
get to the end of the proof and you're like I could not tell you what the what
the length of the ray is but I can tell you that it's exactly the same length
as this other one over here because of the because of these 25 Greek words that
I've put together I could not if you want to know the actual length of the
ray you need to get a ruler but I can tell you don't even measure that one
measure that one over here and then you get both that's important though
Okay, I'm hearing I'm hearing that mathematics is important
This is news to me once evil two three or five
It's the greatest day what can I say?
It's equal to three or five
Imagine okay, oh
Okay, now this one this is not this this has been a gifted one. This is like when you get
Immolate as your starting card on the ironclad
Wait, this is me bro. I did not know that this was gonna happen. I
Tell you something really interesting if picked once I am
Silenced if the character who picked me is disguised I
Tell you something really interesting
thing if picked once I am silenced if the character who picked me is disguised I
am good number two is a real bard I am two cards away from a corrupted character
don't feed the hand the bites damn actually is really interesting I am
If picked, I am silenced if the character who picked me is disguised.
Okay.
Pick one character if evil executed.
Otherwise silence.
This I can find out if you're disguised.
No evil's adjacent to me.
And there's two evils.
So can I say something obvious?
Somebody's lying here.
Somebody is lying.
The slayer is going to execute me.
I couldn't kill number three.
But could you not kill number three because he's, because you're not a slayer?
No, because then you would have been silenced.
It's because you're not evil.
hear that? Evil people executed it. You're not corrupted. I am the rambler, not me,
the guy who looks like me, sounds like me. You guys are both good. No evil's
adjacent. But who's bad then? You could be corrupted. Are you telling the
truth? Number eight is lying. Maud, which means you are not a real bard
because you're literally one away from a corrupted character. I could have been
I mean, I could have started to solve that a lot faster.
One good villager is corrupted.
Pick one character.
If it's corrupted, learn an evil character.
Villagers to the left and right of me range to,
are cured from corruption.
Learn how many I cured.
This is so doable, bro.
Rich is an outcast, not corrupted.
That's true. I'm sorry. I had corrupted and outcast refused.
You got me.
Don't be wrong.
Be correct instead.
I got to think about that one chat.
I got to think about that fortune teller.
Pick two characters.
Learn if any of them are evil.
Plague doctor.
Pick the character.
If it's corrupted, learn an evil character.
One or five is a minion.
I wish man. Ba is two cards away from closest people once I gotta learn about Ba again. Ba
Hide an outcast in the deck
So the out can you could be the outcast?
Two or four is a minion four is a real oracle
Okay, this is actually so easy
You are a real outcast
One good villager is corrupted, so there is a lying good villager, and I think it's you.
Number three is not corrupted, which means they're evil or they're telling the truth.
If you are, if you're disguised, learn if any of them is evil.
I can easily tell if, okay, so here's my play.
I will shut up if this person is disguised and they suss me.
two characters don't have any of them are evil. This will give me two pieces of information.
We also take one of the oracles. If you say yes, I don't know, is four or six evil true?
I did not shut up. So you are telling the truth and you are evil. Okay. That means I'm
I'm evil!
Ahhhhh!
Chad, what went wrong?
Can I get a post-mortem on that?
The fortune teller was evil?
Oh, you were corrupted so your power didn't work.
Come on, man.
You would have shut up if you were good.
I was good though.
I was good.
Why you sipping sideways?
I can't, I don't want to do it head on anymore because I hit my teeth yesterday and it sent
like a lightning bolt up through the top of my skull.
You were good but corrupted.
Okay, okay, we got to consider that.
I cured two corruptions.
That doesn't seem possible.
That's not possible.
This character's corrupted.
Corrupted characters lie and their ability will not work.
Oh man.
Well, you shouldn't have said that.
You should have told the truth then
and then he'd still be alive.
Six, seven, no evils adjacent to me, one evil adjacent to me.
When you ask someone for a clear and they suss you, one is evil, three, four or seven.
Learn how many are evil, plague doctor, plague doctor.
If there's a corrupted character, learn an evil character.
Number eight is evil. Number six is corrupted. Bro, I already knew that.
I already knew that information.
Tell me, honestly, I think I might want to smack you just for your insolence.
You're literally one card away from a corrupted character.
I want to see if the judge tells the truth. Number eight is telling the truth, bro.
I mean, I guess you're bound by your programming to tell a lie in that situation, but come on, man.
Chancellor. One villager becomes an outcast and I sit next to it.
The doppelganger is honestly the biggest piece of work in this whole game.
I disguise as a good villager in play.
So for fun, they turn themselves into...
They lie for fun, essentially. Actually, the drunk is really bad, too.
You got a slayer and a gem crafter.
We got an Empress.
One's evil.
One, five, or six.
The wretch.
Close door is harder to walk through.
Source?
I am good.
Number three is good.
Okay.
If someone's disguised.
Wait, wait, okay.
So one of, this is not helpful, one of these four has to be the Chancellor because they
put the Chancellor, the Chancellor puts themselves next to an outcast that they create.
So let's do the work and sort through it bit by bit.
You would say I'm dizzy.
So you're actually good.
three characters learn how many are evil. Outcasts are perceived as evil. There is one evil among
us. You're a freaking liar, dude.
Red Shoes seen as evil? Yeah, but I thought is the Bombardier not seen? Oh, the Bombardier
is not seen as evil! Okay, well, you're good then. So that saves us some some problems.
Number three is good.
One's evil, one five or six.
This slayer challenges this slayer.
This slayer challenges this slayer.
That makes way more sense, okay.
We can make it through this with five hearts left or with five health left.
Stop telling me to execute myself twice, okay.
I already, I already canceled the cruise.
We got over this, okay.
We're gonna work through it together.
Oh, you men, you men in the game.
Oh, you men in the video game that we're playing.
Okay, I was saying, don't be, don't be glib, don't be glib.
Maybe you could be a little glibber.
I killed evil at three.
True, I'm gonna give you green for that.
I don't know if that's how that works,
but I'm gonna give you green for that.
So we still have one more evil,
and the last evil is,
you hide an outcast, you hid the bombardier,
But now you're just a fella.
And we have no more information.
You were a liar!
You said number three was good, bro.
Okay, we made it.
I disguise as a random villager, not in play.
I'm corrupted and I lie.
I cannot be cured.
That's a defeatist mindset, by the way.
You can be cured.
You just need to turn 37, so if you have two beers, your sleep gets completely
destroyed. That's the cure, man. Druid. Pick three characters, learn one random
outcast among us, if any. One random outcast, okay.
Number five is good. That saved the wretch like me. Whoa, bro! I thought we
were I thought we weren't ops I thought we were oomps but now we're ops number
six is good number five okay this seems like one of those things that we would
do in bio math you can figure this out if you are telling the truth then you
must be good you must be good and you would be bad let's look at it this is
it's blueprints it's blueprints all over again exactly if you're telling a
lie, you would all three be bad, because you would be lying and saying you're good, which
means you're bad, and then you would be bad, so you would be lying, and then you are saying
that you're good.
So there is a possibility that you could all be evil, but the most likely scenario,
source my ass, is this to me, but let's see what else we got.
There are three pairs of evil, not possible, not possible with three, with three evils.
No evil's adjacent to me.
Nine is a real slayer.
Okay, this should be huge.
Your evil, okay.
Now it is possible.
you were evil no matter what so I should have used the slayer on one of these two to eliminate the
other option I'm seeing I'm seeing the negative space three pairs equals all of them next to each other
okay okay let me think about that we have a witch here somewhere as well
there's three pairs of evil
it was all three it's that simple why are you blessing your screen villagers
adjacent to me are corrupted if possible I read it but it did not enter my
brain villagers adjacent to me are corrupted if possible corrupted means
They lie and their ability doesn't work
Okay, this is can I say I think I've become corrupted I would not say this I would never say that I
Would never say that I
Don't judge people based on their success in life. I judge them by their letter box top four. I think I'm
No, I was corrupted. I was corrupted and they were saying they the evils of Lucy was all around me
I was corrupted!
You're a freaking liar, bro. Yeah, you're a liar. So you you corrupted the plague doctor
Your ability doesn't work
Number seven shut up already died, bro
It took it from one of your videos. Oh
motherfucker I
Cured one corruption. I believe you I
I believe you, fortune teller.
Two characters, learn if any of them are evil.
Four is a real alchemist.
True, that's facts.
Which is three cards away from closest evil?
It's looking real bad for you, brother.
I'm sussing you before I even open this.
Who has one card away from evil?
Wrong, bro.
New skin unlocked.
Apply.
Village is safe.
Absolutely.
That's the angry Rambler.
The angry Rambler mostly freezes mind at night.
Ascension level, okay.
Now, if we get to Ascension level three,
I think if we beat Ascension level three,
we can check out the Beck Builder mode.
That's so good, man.
Can deck you to board, let's see.
Oh, dude, you can't see it, but I can move.
my camera.
Meg Russel, are you here?
Can you on band Yeti?
You've had your fun.
Like Yeti, Yeti and I, we're not beefing anymore.
Bring them back.
Don't do it, don't do it.
I love Yeti.
And deny.
Come on, give him one message per hour.
Don't say throw him in the brig, okay?
He's becoming old yeti in Justin's chat.
Is he doing like gay Bob Dylan in Justin's chat?
That's why literally I want to on ban him because I want him to come back and do gay
Bob Dylan jokes in my chat.
I don't think Justin is really the right venue for that sort of stuff
Justin's not really a Bob Dylan headed. I am if he was doing like gay Fugazi or something like that
That's a perfect opportunity to go to Justin's chat
But if he's doing gay Bob Dylan, he's got to be back here
They haven't made an on-band request. No, not my not my comfort paradise
Taking back your exes on healthy.
Not according to that Olivia Rodrigo song, right?
I'm trying to think because it's not, it's not get him back.
It's, uh, yes I know that he's my ex, but take him to people, reconnect, I only see
him as a friend, the biggest lie I ever said.
You know what I'm talking about?
Bad idea, right?
Thank you.
I know I should stop, but I can't.
How do you know that?
I've been listening to a lot of stuff.
One of the funniest juxtapositions of this week is me,
and again, I'm not farming sympathy, I get it,
but I'm like, it was mentally going through it
as a result of the crew's announcement,
and then like finish the stream,
and then I'm mentally going through it
because my kid is like,
please sing Minecraft parody songs with me.
So like mentally, I'm in like a pit
of hell of my own creation.
But then also I'm going like,
what is this village you're doing
with the crafting table that block is mine?
What is this village you're doing with the crafting table?
Is he hero Brian?
What is this village you're doing?
What is it?
Is it a piston?
You know, it's like a, I think if I may,
I think it might be a completely unique human experience
that no other person has ever experienced in history.
Which was awesome! Please listen to the original. Wait, no, because that's probably the MCA, but I guess the
twice-short one could get the MCA as well. I made a Nick Drake Minecraft parody
you might be interested in. All right, quite adept. Let's see.
Just give it a second, then we'll do the next village.
Don't say they iced up Nick Drake's seats at the Raptors game.
If anything, I think that Nick Drake would probably be a Trailblazers fan, if I had
to guess.
That would be, I think that Nick Drake is trailblazers coded personally.
Quite a death.
Can you help me out here?
I was hoping maybe you just kind of had it on your clipboard or whatever.
You could be timber wolves coded, that's fine.
3D printer update, I've been thinking of 3D printing my cousin a keyboard because my cousin
borrowed one of my keyboards.
Now I kind of want it back, but I don't want to leave him without one, so I will take it
as an opportunity for a new electronics project.
Thank you, VinDyn72, please keep me posted on this.
You can 3D print a keyboard?
Wait, what?
Okay, it'll be on YouTube later today.
One of these mobs first by Nick Drake.
Oh, by Pick Drake.
Oh.
Could've been a creeper.
Could've been a guest.
A skeleton archer.
Could've been a blaze.
That's from the Garden State soundtrack, right?
One of these mobs first.
It's from the perspective of a nitwit wishing to be a villager.
I don't know what a nitwit is, man.
You're telling me there's three different kinds of villagers?
There's nitwits, villagers, and pillagers?
They're the villagers that have no jobs.
Anyway, let's get back to it.
Explamation Point Demon Bluff and Chat.
That was a nice little distraction there for a moment.
There are no corrupted characters. Source?
Confirms. I confirm this. You're telling the truth.
I have been alive for almost my whole...
Is this actually shit that I said?
Are the devs in chat? Is this shit that I said? Cause that is actually deep as fuck.
That was off the top of the dome?
There's been times I've been alive. I haven't been living, man. No doubt about it.
I am the original baker?
Relax, I'll handle it.
I was adjured.
One villager becomes an outcast roll.
I sit next to it.
There are no corrupt...
What the...
Okay.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I do remember.
Yes.
original baker is always good so you why would I kill them then which means
you're evil whatever we're on village one I'm back poisoner one adjacent
villager is corrupted by all is three cards away from closest evil literally
It can be true, but just barely.
Huge, you're real.
You're real like Kurt Russell in Vanilla Sky.
One evil adjacent to me?
Bro, that's you.
One's evil five, six, or seven?
So here's what I'm saying.
You could be lying.
Maybe none of them are evil.
Or maybe two or three of them are evil.
That's something to consider.
Like doctor, judge, jester.
Ba is three cards away from evil.
Are you telling the truth?
Yes you are.
In that case, one, two, three.
One, two, three.
It's the jester.
The jester was corrupted by the poisoner.
So you're a lot.
Wait a sec.
Wait a sec.
If it's corrupted, learn an evil.
Number two is evil.
Number five is corrupted.
You're telling the truth.
You told a lie.
Take three characters on how many of them are evil.
One, two, three.
There are zero evils.
Yeah, I knew that.
I think I knew that already.
I think I already solved that problem.
But you're lying.
You are telling the truth.
All right, you know what?
Clean slate.
Clean slate.
Okay?
Six, seven.
Number three is good.
There are no corrupted characters, I cured zero corruptions.
Here's a Jason to me are corrupted if possible.
I disguise as a good villager in play.
I cured one corruption.
I'm two cards away from closest evil.
If it almost rhymes, it must be almost true.
If you fail, simply succeed next time.
Okay, but they're both spitting.
I have no idea how to solve this one.
To be honest with you, there's just too many pairs, I don't even know where to start.
I have no activated abilities.
I've cured one corruption.
Villagers adjacent to me are corrupted, if possible.
Rrupted characters lie.
Bro, somebody's corrupted.
So you're a liar.
If you're telling that if you were good, then you're good as well.
I think I think it's I think it's seven one. I think you
Corrupted the alchemist. No one of you must be a dog. No one of you is a dog. I think it's seven at one
We go again
Exclamation point demon bluff and chat if you think you can play better than me you have an opportunity to do so
You used to be so good at this what happened
You have me confused with somebody else closest evil is counterclockwise. I've always been kind of garbage of this
This is my this is my big come-up though
This is my come-up this is where we start to train
Closest evil is counterclockwise
This is like those phone game advertisements where the player is really bad. I've literally never seen any of those
I have seen like a lot of phone ads
Where like the person playing the game is like pretty good
where like the person playing the game makes some reasonable mistakes but then
like eventually they get it together and then encourage you to do the same I
don't think I've ever seen one where they're like really really bad
there are no corrupted characters that literally is true I'm gonna say you're
not sus. There's only one pair of evil. That would mean that the evil is together, which
could be true. Number two is good. Okay, there's a problem here. There's a problem here. Okay,
here's the way I think that this is it. That this, this is what I think is reality.
You are a doppelganger, or you are a doppelganger, but neither of you are evil.
You are lying, and you've converted a villager into a wretch.
You are the chancellor.
Now, you have hidden an outcast in the deck, which I think in this case was the wretch.
So one of you two is the doppelganger.
I learned how many of them are evil.
It has to be one of you.
If this says three, it's you.
It's obviously you then.
Village is safe.
Okay.
Well, it was fucking one of you.
That is damn true.
start if there are there are two same villager roles in the current village
so you can't just default to like there being two of the same villager assess
learn up to three characters among them are one villager one outcast of one evil
role if possible
I'm one card away from evil learn an outcast among this no evils adjacent
to me. One is evil. One five six. Six could be evil. As long as you didn't die, you won.
I'm always at most one card away from evil. Yes, shock noble. Yes, a credit card. You
You know what I'm saying?
So true.
The Rambler's You source.
Between 1, 3, and 7, there is an outcast of Villager and Dominion.
Learn an outcast from three characters.
Okay, well then let's test this.
Let's test 7, 1, and 3.
There is a wretch.
Yet, no there's not.
No there is a man.
Obviously we would know that if there was.
I was like 60% sure that that was right.
You are one card away from evil.
I was not 100%.
I lost my Aura of Demobluff.
I'm one card away from closest evil.
You told the truth.
I am one card away from closest evil.
You could be telling the truth.
I mean, all signs are kind of pointing to me being evil.
You told the truth.
You are telling the truth
because the Bomber Deer can't be evil.
I mean, it's, and you must be real
because there's a duplicate in the deck,
which means I have to execute myself.
And I didn't even get clouded for it. I'm one card away from closest evil. You're a liar, dude
evil's win bro
Use the shaman ability I don't know how to practice witchcraft. I am dizzy
That's what we've been waiting for our whole lives
Number one is a real night confirmed
one is evil one two or five five you got some explaining to do one is evil two
four or six oh my god just they were trolling they were trolling for sport
so you would you would congrats you lied and I killed you one is evil one
two or five. Well, you're not evil. So you're lying. Okay, we make it to the next round.
I guess I'm a sadist now. I remember that one. That's that's from a clip of me opening the
He's like, wait a minute.
Wait a minute, is it true that we have neurons in our brain that know we're being watched?
Like they activate, even if someone's like looking at you and you can't see them, the
neurons activate?
Kind of.
Any neurologists in chat?
Slow day at the brain surgery clinic?
How would that work?
I don't know, bro.
a mushroom-style fungal superintelligence.
Actually me?
Do we have neurons that activate when someone's watching you,
even if you can't perceive that they're watching you through your eyes?
No, all right.
Where'd you go to medical school?
The Correspondents University of American Samoa.
Does anyone have all Ivy League educated neuroscientists, neurologists, or brain surgeon in chat?
Do we have anybody with like a doctor in front of their name that could just validate this
thing that I think I read in probably on like Mashable or something like that 20 years
ago?
I smoked pot with Johnny Hopkins.
you didn't. Me and Sloane Kettering were blazing that shit. They're working right now? Yo,
Ben Carson in chat, okay. Ben Carson, get out of here. You ain't a brain surgeon,
you're a cardiac surgeon, I think. I just really, I forgot that he's been deceased
for like six years. I actually forgot. I thought for sure. I was like maybe it's the real him.
I think he died in like 2021, man.
Okay, we can do this. You cannot reveal the last card.
There are two of the same villager roles in the village, B.I.F.
So one of the four of you is sus.
You're one card away from evil, that you are true.
Now the question is, what do you do with the judge?
Because you could use...
Oh, Ben Carson's alive?
Is he really in chat though?
the judge do we use them to confirm we can use them to confirm the hunter is real
which confirms the judge or we could use in the test and we're taking a shot that
Wait, wait, wait, we use them to confirm each other.
Learn how many are evil.
Watch this.
One of these four must be evil.
At least one of these four.
You're good, you present as evil.
There are zero evils.
You're a fucking liar, bro.
Okay, that's huge.
Then...
One second, one second.
That is naive to say there are zero evils, there's at least a couple of evils, okay?
I don't know, I don't want to explicitly label them necessarily, but there's at least
a couple of evils, there's certainly not zero, let's put it that way.
Your, one thing I've got to stop saying in this game is probably.
I was going to say, you're probably good.
What source do I have for that?
That the other version of you was bad.
But that doesn't necessarily mean that you are good.
Oh, you're right.
I killed the witch so I can reveal this.
Most evil is clockwise.
You seem minimally sus.
That seems true to me.
The next step, are you good?
If you say three, you're good.
No, if you say two, you're good.
There's one?
Bro, you're evil.
What? That's why I can't say probably.
All I did was change probably to seems.
Yeah, but look what it did.
Look what it did when I changed probably to seems.
We started playing better.
Hang on, what did Obama say?
Just heard about the cruise.
Michelle and the girls are gutted.
Hope everyone's having a great day.
You two, you two, Barry, you two.
I'm honestly, I thought about texting you,
but it came together,
or maybe I guess I should say it came apart pretty quick.
Don't take it as a slight.
Random adjacent villager becomes a puppet, if possible.
It's evil but cannot lie.
Evil but tells the truth, okay.
Right side is more evil.
What do you think about that, Chad?
evil's counterclockwise. A druid. Random adjacent villager defense of puppet. Pick two characters
learn of any or evil. Pick three characters learn how many are evil. There are two pairs
of evil. I'm in a world of hurt here. Villagers adjacent to me are corrupted if possible.
I have no idea, man.
Three, four, or seven.
Two pairs of evil.
Two pairs...
Can I say something?
With three villagers there can't be two pairs of evil.
So you are either corrupted or lying.
You're corrupted or evil?
How do we find out if you're corrupted or evil?
One of you learns an outcast among them?
Bro, we don't have any outcasts.
Well, you know what?
We can figure out if you're real.
Do you?
You're corrupt.
Okay.
Go with two villagers and tell me if there's any outcasts.
Three villagers.
If there is a wretch, you're a freaking liar.
But you might just be corrupted.
Oh, you might just be corrupted.
Pick three characters and how many of them are evil.
There is one evil among us.
Okay.
Pick two characters, learn if any of them is evil.
No evil.
So you're saying you're evil.
That's true. That's huge. You have corrupted this villager. You're safe. You told the truth.
You're safe. Okay, that we got a little lucky on that one.
You, you are a liar. You're just evil. And then we still have one more. Random adjacent
villager becomes a puppet if possible. It's evil, but cannot lie. Okay. You lied.
So you must, that's not possible.
Like my understanding makes this impossible.
Because there can't be two pairs of evil.
But you're lying because you were corrupted.
One, two, and two, three.
But earlier people told me that's three pairs.
And nobody said they're wrong.
They just said, that's three pairs.
They were wrong.
Still, the dreamer.
Pick two characters, learn a role that's among them and one that's not.
We need to re-watch the number file video on how many holes a pair of pants has.
A pair of pants has three holes.
What does it have?
I've never seen the video.
Bad news champ?
Oh, that's true.
Are you okay?
I forgot about the belt loops.
loops could add like six and the buttonhole oh I don't count the well if
I if I'm gonna count the buttonhole I should count the fly as well okay the
pockets pockets are not holes they're apertures they're openings and when I
blow a hole in the crotch which happens with every pair of pants I ever
owns. Yeah, there is that. We got about the belt loops too. Anyway, one second. Okay, we
got puppeteer. A random adjacent villager becomes a puppet if possible. It's evil. Oh my god,
what is this, man? Flip them all over. We can do this. We have a chancellor that creates
an outcast. We have retch, plague, Dr. Drunk. The Drunk disguises. You become a puppet, it's
evil but cannot lie. Left side is more evil. One is evil, four, five, or eight. If I look
at this board, how does this board speak to me? How does this board speak to me?
are going to tell us who's corrupted. How would we know this? That's a great
question. Well, let's start. Are you corrupted? Number seven is evil. Number
six is corrupted. And then, number six is not corrupted. So our two options is
that they're corrupted or not. One thing's for sure though, one of you
guys is not who you seem to be. I think, learn how many are evil. One is evil four
five or eight. Five, eight, four. There are two evils. I don't know, man. I don't
know. So little sus, I think we're gonna have to kill you. Wrong. We're gonna kill you.
Why man?
Okay so you were just lying for sport.
Let's see, you said left, you said right.
it's simple you guy don't know man I think you're just not oh my god oh you're
not telling the truth look at my play tester man every listen I've been to I've
I've been to PAXes in my day.
The number of times I have sat down at a, uh, at a station at PAX and been in a room
and in the game, digitally in a room, more in like a warehouse otherwise, and then like
I can't figure out how to get out of the room and then they go, am I really muted?
Are you guys trolling me?
You seem muted to you guys here.
Why am I so stupid, motherfucker?
They're trolling you?
I checked.
I was telling a good story about how I'm the guy who sits down at the tutorial and
then I'm like, I can't figure out how to get out of this room.
And they're like, oh, push the box over to the platform so that you can actually make
the jump instead of just bouncing into the wall over and over.
Yeah, we know, we heard you.
You know what?
It's slimed.
We go again.
That was for you.
Six, seven.
Bombered here.
evil is equidistant. If that is true, it's here, here, here, here, here, here, here,
here, here. Okay, so that's everybody on the board. That's everybody on the single
board. Acurated corruption, closest evil is clockwise. Well, you can't be telling
it. You can't all be telling the truth. One evil adjacent to me. You're kind of
the goat. I feel like you've literally never been a liar. Now we need to pull a
rambler here so we it makes the clip even better. Pick two characters, learn if
any of them's evil. One evil adjacent to me. All you are telling the truth. Okay
so there's one more evil. Closest evil was definitely clockwise, bro. We don't
Do we have two same villager roles in the village and Bob shuffles an outcast in so you're the outcast that was shuffled in
I feel like we can solve this, but let's see. We know you're good
You could possibly be lying there could be two evils next to you. How would we suss this out?
We would pick two characters and see what the fortune teller says
Is there an evil here? Yes, you're telling the truth, which means you're telling the truth. You're clear
Your closest evil is clockwise
Now, this can only be true if you're not evil.
Your closest evil is equidistant, which would make you evil.
Did you clean a corruption?
No, bro.
You did not clean a corruption.
I know you didn't clean a corruption because of the fact that there's nothing to corrupt.
Okay, we actually puzzled it out.
Chibli Sun or German Daughter?
Easiest question of my life.
Chibli German, non-binary grandchild.
We hit the QTE.
This is my grandson, Chibli German?
Imagine.
Imagine.
Acured one corruption.
I'm three cards away from a corrupted character.
I was a baker.
No evils adjacent.
Two is a real lover.
She was a fast machine.
She kept their motor clean.
I can do this.
We have a random minion and an outcast
that a minion that creates corrupted villagers.
which means that they lie. We can do this. Pick two characters, learn a role that's
among them and one that's not. I don't know, I don't know what to do about that.
I don't know what to do about that.
I'm a real baker.
When on reveal, one random on revealed good villager becomes a baker.
I revealed you first, didn't I?
It was pretty close.
Because if they were the real baker, we would have seen another villager become a baker unless
we flipped over minions after that.
So you're a freaking liar, but you might also just be corrupted.
Oh, there is also a drunk.
Oh, no.
Oh, they say they're an original baker.
Okay, okay.
Let's see, are you telling the truth?
Yes.
Pick three characters, learn an outcast among them
if there is one.
You cruts.
Oh wait, you know what?
We can use this to find out the drunk.
Or we can also wave, okay, hang on.
Pick two characters.
Not this one. Let's pick these two. Among two and three, there is a medium or a puka.
There's only two evils. You're not, you're telling the truth. You're both telling the
truth. You're telling the truth. You're telling the truth. You're telling the truth. You
are corrupted. Number nine is not corrupted. You're telling the truth. Learn a random
outcast from between three characters. There are no outcasts. Guys, everybody else is innocent.
Wait! You're so right!
Literally, she was saying there's no evils next to me, but there was an evil next to her.
New character unlocked. Holy. We're on Village 6-7. Holy shit. Are you ready for this?
No evils adjacent to me, two or eight is a wish.
Druid, cured zero corruptions, druid.
I'm three cards away from corruption.
I gotta think about that.
I gotta think about that one.
A wretch, a fortune teller, and nothing.
learn if there's evil characters we can tell if the which is or if the
fortune teller is lying by deliberately selecting an evil character and then
selecting herself there is evil here you are telling the truth you're telling
the truth. You secured zero
corruptions. That would mean that Puka is on the other side.
Number two or number eight is a witch. No evils adjacent to me.
Learn how many are evil. Okay. Well, if you're saying number two
or eight is a witch, let's go wretch to eight. And you're
saying there's zero. So you're a liar or you're corrupt. And let me take a look at this. Pick
three characters, find out who is an outcast. There is a wretch among them. You're lying
two okay you're lying to
bro I think we just got to let him fly I think we just got to let him fly because
there's definitely not a rich you're not three cards away from a corrupty
character you're either four cards you're you're dead
Okay, so you corrupted this person. You corrupted them, which means they're innocent. Which means
you're also innocent, which means two or eight is a witch. But you're innocent, which means
you're a witch. Okay, hang on. Now we can reveal number one. Number six or seven is
a witch. You're a liar. You're a liar. Oh my God, we made it. At night kills a random
unrevealed character does too damage to you. That's right. So we want to try to kill Lillis
as quickly as possible. Number eight is good. I'm one card away from closest evil. Okay,
Literally, you're telling the truth.
And that means you're telling the truth.
What is it?
Learn a character that was affected by evil.
Number two was affected by evil.
Yeah, no kidding, bro,
but that means you're telling the truth.
That's G-Chat.
There are no corrupted characters. I think you're telling the truth, bro.
Slayer.
Next one is Knight. Cell, cell, cell. There are no corrupted characters. That's true.
Honestly this village everybody seems pretty chill flip oh you can't flip the
last one because there's a witch somewhere um I mean I think you have to
be evil I couldn't kill number six is that because you're a fucking phony
Learn to one random outcast among this.
There is a wretch.
You're lying, bro.
Yes!
You were evil, too!
We freaking called it, which means you were not evil, or we'd already be done.
There's nobody to kill.
No evil's adjacent to me.
You're a freaking liar.
Okay, literally, we actually made it out of this.
I find it hard to believe, but it's true.
For now, having completed ascension three here,
let me go back to the main menu real quick.
Give me one moment here.
And then we are also going to go to the bathroom.
And by we, I mean me, hopefully,
with no company from you.
Again, this is a demon bluff.
We're gonna be playing some more of it.
I'm partnering with Off-Brand and Lovewig to publish Demon Bluff later in 2026.
What did we announce today?
It's coming out in 2026.
There is a new build of the game that's available on the free play test on Steam.
Right now you can play it for free.
If you are enjoying what you're playing, add it to your wishlist on Steam.
It's the easiest way to support it.
There's even a button in the play test.
Go to the Demon Bluff Discord so you can get more information about when it comes out.
We're going to come back and play the demo mode.
But for now, I'm going to go P. I'll be right back.
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second this button this button no that's my good friend Josh you know I know
Josh is a millennial he I mean I'm a millennial too obviously you know how
like when people talk about let's smash marker
You know how when people talk about Michael Jackson's life they say it's crazy but like
the incident where he was filming that Pepsi commercial and his head got lit on fire, that
marks the exact midpoint in his life.
The exact midpoint between the day of his birth and the day of his death.
It's interesting that that would be like the exact middle, right?
I think I am actually the exact middle of millennials.
I think if you took the first millennial born and the last millennial born, I literally might
be in the middle.
I might be the...is that what proto means?
I guess the opposite.
I would be the mean millennial.
No, I guess the medium, that's true.
Because there are probably more millennials being born towards the start of it
Media and bozo, can I say something?
Almost never using them the mode. Don't you think so? I get you know, you know what uses a mode?
The restaurant a restaurant needs to know what the modal order is because when they're ordering that food from Cisco
They got to be like we got lots of fellas that are ordering spicy chicken sandwiches give us lots of spicy chicken sandwiches
if you did not understand statistics and you try to run a restaurant you're gonna
fail because you're gonna be like the average order is one-eighth of a hamburger
mashed into a Caesar salad with a sprite poured into it and they're gonna be like
oh we'll give it to you but I'm not sure who's gonna order it anyway guys can
you give me some by the way exclamation point demon bluff we're gonna check out
the debt building mode. But this is genuinely interesting to me. If I may say, what are
some situations where the median is the most important? I'm sure people always say like
this is a situation where the median is the piece of information you need to know.
Salaries, incomes, that makes sense. Because you don't really care about the mean if
it's like a bunch of people that are at 40 grand and then like one Mark Zuckerberg
get like 10 million that's a good point highway driving that's another you do
want to care about the median in the highway driving situation as well any set
of data with big outliers they're called naturals bro they build your own
village star with a random that random deck exclamation points demon bluff I
have partnered with Ludwig and off-brand games to play some demon
Bluff we're bringing this game out man we're working together to bring it out
and of course the devs are doing their part as well by actually making the
dank thing the playtest version of the game is available on Steam for free has
been updated with new stuff including this deck building mode that we are
gonna check out here explanation point demon bluff go wishlist the game go
join the discord we're gonna make it together this is the first time I
play the Death Builder mode. Let's see how it goes. Pick a new character, a Rambler or
a Poet. We're gonna start with the Rambler. Simple, I like the Knight. Learn how far a
specific evil is to another closest evil. I mean, Poet and Rambler seem very similar.
So give me Scout. Pick two characters. Learn a role that's among them and one that's
not. Learn how far away I am from corrupted. I don't know what I'm doing with corrupted.
Learn a good character, pick two characters, learn if any of them are evil.
Activated abilities are OP.
Confessor is too good.
There's one evil find and kill it.
Honestly, I think we're going to mug on this one.
Dreamer.
Gemcrafter says two is good.
Bro, you can't self-clear.
That's not fair.
Is two or three evil true?
Huge.
Pick new characters.
Slayer is so huge!
Okay, and then the shop, okay.
Add a bishop to the deck.
Wait, you might be able to get some broken synergies with this.
What if you just added like a bunch of villagers
to your deck that were the same villager, man?
Six gold for a bishop.
Learn up to three characters.
Among them are a villager, an outcast,
and an evil roll if possible.
We skip, we skip that.
I played deck builders before, I know you skip.
Six, seven, a little simbic, by the way.
I keep waking up my cat with my exultations.
His eyes are open, man.
You're safe.
I'm going to non-suss you.
Learn if they're lying.
Number four is good.
Learn if any of them are evil, bro, I'm literally OP right now.
If evils picked, learn if any of them are evils.
Nobody's evil here.
I'm going to choose to trust you on that one because that must be true.
No, that gave us no information.
There is a fortune teller or a twin minion.
Okay, there's a fortune teller or a twin minion.
There is a fortune teller.
You're telling the truth.
Number two is lying.
I couldn't kill number two.
You're lying, bro.
It's that simple.
Pick a new character.
A jester, an alchemist, or a poet.
I need a jester.
And then I skip.
I think I have a perfect back, man.
Yeah, but is the fortune teller screaming back at you?
Oh.
I asked her if she wanted to go play Demon Bluff instead.
Picking up card number five, flipping it over and putting it down.
Ah, the, the girl grabbed my hand.
She said, I'm dizzy.
I said, I only love my bed and my mama.
I'm sorry.
Yeah.
I mean, that's why they're called the confessor, man.
You were all, yes, thank you for mentioning you.
Mother trucker, man.
Someone said Gemcrafters sus, you're absolutely right, they were sus but they
didn't they didn't do it man, they didn't do it. Number five's corrupted, number two
is evil, you're telling the truth. Number seven was affected by evil, bro you're
lying, oh you might not be lying, hang on there's, I can puzzle this out, I can
actually do this. A villager becomes, okay you you have to be evil because
you're next to the outcast and this other individual is already
unfortunately meant they're on timely demise I guess at this point we need to
learn some stuff about corrupted characters man because we got some evil
individuals that are getting corrupted as I'll just be honest with you I don't
know how much health I have but adding a lover to the vaccine search my list with
good imaginations holy cow I guess it would of
Montreal mentioned? I guess it would be nice to give myself to a God but which God?
You almost snuck that one by me. You almost snuck it of Montreal by me.
A judge and a plague doctor. We also have a puppeteer that creates a puppet and a minion.
You get gold by killing evil early. The more reveals the less gold you get. Okay, I see the I see the intersecting
Incentives now
So I can you hear someone using a jackhammer extremely loudly outside of my house
No? That's huge. I'm happy for you. One of you is sus. Let's start right there. It was
that one. I killed evil at one and we received nine gold. Holy cow. I'm getting real close.
you all don't say that. You're legit. Can you hear this fuck-ass bird outside my window?
That's not the same thing. You're not broadcasting right now. Number five was
affected by evil. Let's test this theory. I'm dizzy. I think you might just...
Number five is not corrupted.
Then you're evil, bro.
You're the puppet.
And then you or you is the puppeteer.
You told the truth.
They're telling the truth.
I literally don't even flip it.
Because I didn't want to see their face.
I didn't want to see their face before I took the shot.
Learn three characters.
Only one is evil.
Learn how many evils are adjacent.
I like this idea now that I figured out how pairs work.
I skip.
A hunter is good, though.
A hunter can be good in this deck.
I said in this deck like I have any idea what I'm building I'm just trying to take like
the most obvious cards of all time.
You lose your money in between rounds.
I told you I needed you to teach me more about I don't want to say my game but the
game I'm involved with here.
One second camera two.
I lost my mouse pointer though.
Fortuneteller, I hear the jackhammer, yeah, it's getting closer.
Maybe that chatter was right.
I cured two corruptions.
This cannot be possible.
But you could have been corrupted by a plague doctor.
Hang on, I feel like I'm getting something.
Minion is four cards away from closest evil. Did you corrupt the alchemist?
Number four is not corrupted. Then they're a liar, bro.
I cured two corruptions. Bro, you're lying too. Or you're corrupted.
You told the truth. Let's see what you say. Is there an evil here? Yes.
Yes. You're lying or you're lying. Is there another thing we could test? Yes.
True. Okay. Both, the fortune tellers cleared each other. Both alchemists were evil.
It's that simple.
Guys, we're actually kind of popping now.
I don't want to add them, honestly, I feel like it's subtraction by addition.
Now this is the boss.
We have a puppeteer, a witch, and a boss.
I full screened and now my cat is chasing your mouse.
Well, let me say some days what they do, but then also, wait, wait, I'm going to blow
your cat's mind. This is how you know I played with cats, okay? You do a little of this.
And then, and then a little of this, 10,000 people watching and screaming for a cat.
Yeah, well like 100,000 people go to Coachella just to see Justin Bieber.
You ever think about that?
Number four was affected by evil.
by evil, which would mean that they have become a puppet, if that's true.
Evils are not adjacent to each other. Bro, you're literally lying.
You're literally lying. They have to be adjacent to each other because a puppet has to be adjacent.
But we have to test and see if you're corrupted.
So let me get a plague doctor. There is no plague doctor. Okay, I couldn't kill number
five. Awesome. The number five is definitely lying, bro. Number four was affected by evil.
I'm in trouble.
Number seven is saying the truth, which would mean that you're corrupted or you're a puppet.
Learn how many characters are evil.
You told the truth.
There are three evils.
I simply don't buy it.
Now, this means that one of you is lying.
You're lying, but innocent, which means...
No, you're, you're, you're false, you're, you're lying, but innocent.
You're telling the truth, but you're evil?
Yes, okay, it's, sorry, it took me a minute there, but yes.
And then there's still two more evils.
Number four was affected by evil.
You are lying.
You're lying.
You literally told a lie.
So you're cooked.
And then there's a witch somewhere.
You were saying you couldn't kill number five.
That means you're the witch, bro.
How could they do this to me?
How could they do this to me?
10 is good.
You are correct.
Number 7 was telling the truth.
That's correct.
Which one of you is a liar?
This is the thing, one of you must be evil.
This is like the classic labyrinth door.
If I asked the other one, which one they would say is lying, which one would they say?
One of them is evil.
None of them are evil.
Not possible.
You're dead.
Finished.
It's that simple.
Okay, now, I think it's pretty clear if you take the easiest cards of all time,
Theoretically, not that complicated to actually beat the deck-building motor in its present state.
But what if we were to take the most complicated cards of all time?
What if we were to take cards that required us to do a substantial amount of matrix multiplication?
Oh, don't be obtuse.
No, no, no confessor confessor is too easy.
It's like taking a bludgeon in an ironclad deck.
OK, Dane, Dane, Judy, why did that sounds I feel like I just,
I haven't said Dane in so long without saying lillard at the end.
Did anybody else go up in a household where your parents watched Dane Edna?
What the heck was going on with that, man?
Who?
Dane Edna?
Not Dane Cook.
The guy with the B-line.
I'm talking about Dane Edna.
Yes, actually.
Never heard of it?
Your british is showing?
Wait, really?
My dad just watched law and order all day?
My kid's been listening to a lot of lo-fi.
Next time, I'm gonna try to put on some lo-fi law and order theme songs.
Three or five is a minion. Two or three is a minion. Wait, I've made this way too complicated.
You are telling the truth. I think I can solve this. One of you two must be evil. How do
we solve it? We clear two, three, and five. How do we clear five? Is there evil? No. How
do we clear three? There is a fortune teller or a minion. That's true. They said or. Wait,
But now, now I've left myself.
Use three and five are clear,
which means you're right and you are a liar.
We actually solved it.
We literally actually solved it.
Dream blunt rotation, one second here.
Let me see, what else makes it difficult?
Alchemist makes, I didn't get enough gold, my bad guys.
Next.
There's one twin minion.
I lie in disguise.
Two or six is a twin minion.
Between three and seven, there is a villager and a minion.
I need more.
I need more information.
are not adjacent? Can I get a semantics check on this? If there is one evil, can it be adjacent?
Is it adjacent to itself? I mean, you can be beside yourself, but I'm not sure if you
You can be adjacent to yourself.
So what you're saying is that this is, you are telling the truth.
I believe so.
Okay.
I've got it on good word from my slime, raya suke, that evil does not exist.
I've got it on good word from my slime, raya suke, that evil does not exist.
Can I say something Ricky? First I'm gonna say I don't know what that means. Secondly, I want to say I want to apologize to Ricky specifically
Because I think that Ricky probably booked the honeymoon suite on the super cruise that is now no longer taking place
And that refund might take a little longer to get out because they might have to book some money around
But I want to apologize to you thirdly
Because I told you I was gonna watch cure and then I just started watching a
Kira Kurosawa movies instead of
of the other Kurosawa.
I think it was like a week and a half ago.
I was like, I'm gonna watch Kira tomorrow
and then I just have not done it.
Yes, I've skipped Kyoshi Kurosawa
and gone back to Akira.
So I basically lied to you straight up
but if it's any consolation,
I also lied to an IRL friend of mine.
We were hanging out last Wednesday
and I said, I recommended Kira to him
and said, I'm gonna watch it.
And then we hung out again yesterday
and he was like, how'd you like it?
And I was like, I haven't seen it yet.
So I've been letting them down.
Let's put it that way.
That's about all I got.
I beg you to watch it.
Can I say something about Letterbox?
Librarian and Nick, you're both here.
Or at least you have been over the course of the stream.
Did you guys collude to both watch Jerry Maguire?
30 years after it came out.
Because the last two movies that my friends and followers
have watched on Letterbox is Jerry Maguire,
which seems insane.
It's back in theaters.
Oh, that explains it.
Cameron Crow kind of my goat.
For Jerry Maguire.
And also for Vanilla Sky, a movie
that I think is actually probably bad,
but I saw it at the perfect time in my life to love it forever.
And my toxic trait, I've seen the original Spanish movie.
Cause I loved Vanilla Sky so much that in like the ninth grade,
I was like, I should watch the original Spanish one
cause I heard that it's way better.
And I watched it and I was like, this is way worse,
but I was 13 years old.
So don't hold it against me too much.
If I watched them now,
I think I would probably be more equipped to understand
why one of them's better and one of them's worse.
Do you think the Austin Powers movies are good?
Thank you so much for the layup because this is basically, the grooves in my brain are so
well-trodden that it's all muscle memory.
The first Austin Powers is a good movie.
I'm not necessarily saying it's well-crafted, but I think it's a funny, well-written movie.
I think it's a good comedy.
I think it's a top 25 comedy of the 1990s.
I think the second one is okay.
I would even go so far as to say, it's pretty good.
Gold member is an abomination that is Mike Myers giving into the worst impulses that he has,
and also comedy sequels following the necessary trajectory they always follow, which is just
repeating the jokes from the first one, but it doesn't work because you're like,
I've seen this before.
And then he brought it back with the love guru, exactly.
Two or six is a twin minion.
Evils are not adjacent, that's true.
Two or six is a twin minion.
Between two and four, there's a villager in it.
You know what?
All signs point to two being evil.
Can I get a check on this?
It's two or four evil, that's true.
And then,
among two, four, five, there's one evil.
That's two checks, that's all I need.
Oh my god the first Austin Powers is not mid. The first Austin Powers is not
mid. You said the movies go mid good awful. The third movie is awful. I believe
in that. It's the hard-knock life of the Dr. Evil in prison, fat bastard, sumo
wrestling, the Fukumi, Fukyu stuff, absolutely. That's not good. But Austin
Powers 1 is good. Now people are saying what about Rush Hour? Rush Hour is
It's a different, it's an action comedy.
I feel like it's as much action as it is comedy.
Austin Powers is much more weighted
towards comedy than action.
Two, Austin Powers two has some good moments though.
Why won't you die?
Other such ones.
When he's giving Heather Graham a massage and he says,
How does that feel, baby?
And then she goes, hmm, lower.
And he goes, how does that feel, baby?
Dr. Evil's monologue in therapy.
That's the first movie.
Details of my childhood are inconsequential.
That's the first movie.
I do enjoy that 100 point turn in the hallway.
That's the first movie.
That's also the first movie.
Nathan Lane mimicking Beyonce, that's the third movie.
The scene with the shadows, okay?
That's all the movies.
That's every single one of the movies.
That's all of them.
Which is part of the reason that it kind of sucks.
The boy is quite astute.
I am in fact trying to kill him so far, unsuccessfully,
anyway.
I do like, I don't recall your name, but your Fez looks familiar.
Sorry, I got distracted.
We want to take the most difficult one.
Gemcrafter is the most difficult.
I'm so sorry guys.
For a minute there I lost myself.
mentioned best song off the royal scam. Okay, you're literally I'm putting sauce on you but you
might be corrupted. It's not that the fez is a bad song but you are telling a lie that may
indicate you're evil or you've been affected by evil because the best song on the royal scam
is The Caves of Altamira. That's ridiculous. There are no corrupted characters, literally true.
number seven is good let's check there is only one pair of evil could be true
there are no corrupt both true both true they're both telling the truth do you
Do you have scary movie rankings?
Scary movie one, okay scary movie three is like the closest one to an actual film, but
scary movie one is the one that I like the most.
Scary movie two is bad but nostalgic.
Scary movie three is okay and then the rest, I think I tapped out, I watched them all
like maybe three or four years ago, again, by myself,
which is sober, which is insane.
I know I say this every time,
do you know there's two scary movies
where they have someone fight Michael Jackson impersonator?
Like they loved it so much.
In scary movie three, the science alien is Michael Jackson.
But then I think in like scary movie five,
they bring him back.
You literally talk about this every day.
Okay, my bad I'll shut up. I'm two cards away from a corrupted okay, one of you is evil, bro
to
Excuse me
One of you is even what's a which one's the one where dr. Phil and Shaq start in jigsaw's lair. It's a saw parody
Two is good. I'm two cards away from a corrupted character. Bro, there are no corrupted characters.
You're a freaking liar, man. It's the easiest village of all time.
Give me a light on this one. Give me the Empress. Give me six, seven. Eight is good. One is evil.
one seven or eight evils are not adjacent that seems crazy that bro the
evils are obviously adjacent because we have a puppeteer so the real question is
I still have to figure out how to use the dreamer appropriately because if I use
it here it's gonna be like it's going to be it's gonna say like between
In 8 and 1, there is a dreamer or a minion.
Do you know how to do this?
Do you know how to...
Nobody knows.
Can be used on a witch blocked card.
Oh!
Between two four and nine there is outcast minion and villager dream blunt rotation, bro
Taken the taking the blunt from big boy taking two puffs and then passing it to Kevin who then passes it to a guy that goes like
Imagine
One thing's for sure, if you're in the smoke circle, you want to be sitting to the left
of big boy, not to the left of Andre 3000, because you know as soon as he gets it, he's
going to start, he's going to go off on a tangent, he's going to start talking about
something metaphysical and you're going to be like, come on man, come on you couldn't
talked about that when you weren't holding it? Yeah, it's not a clarinet buddy. She drafted
my cadmium palace, close to Steve's clock wise. Between two four and eight, there's
Minion Outcast Villager. Between two four and nine, there's Minion Outcast Villager. Those
could both be true. Those could both be true. We can actually do this, man. One
is evil one seven or eight? Why not flip the last one? Okay, evils are not
adjacent. One is evil one seven or eight. One seven eight. There is one evil.
Odds are. You're both good. What you mean one seven and eight are sus.
Between 2, 4, and 9, there is Outcast Minion and Villager, 2, 4, and 9, 2, 4, and 8, I'm
going to say the Dreamer is a Minion.
That's the only way that these make sense.
So let's test.
There is a dreamer or a puppeteer.
Wait, but there is a dreamer.
The two characters don't have any of them are evil.
One, seven, or eight.
Give me seven, eight.
Can I say something?
Puppet?
No, but you're telling the truth.
Oh, you're evil.
Puppet? Puppeteer.
Wait, you're lying! Evils have to be adjacent to each other, bro!
And you poisoned one of these, but who, but who, closest evils clockwise.
I'm not looking at chat.
I'm pretending that there is no chat.
Between two four and eight, there is minion outcast villager to you.
If you told the truth, the tree.
Oh, here's it.
It's problematic.
You got corrupted because you are good
because you told the truth.
You're good, you're corrupted.
Between two, four and nine,
there is outcast minion villager.
Oh my God, there's a drunk.
Oh my God, there's a drunk.
There's no, it's impossible to solve.
Between 2.4 and 8 there's a minion and outcast and a villager.
2.4, I don't buy it.
Closest evils clockwise, that's true, but you would still be evil because the puppet
tells the truth, but is evil.
restart. We go one more time. Maybe I should stick to the simplest deck. We love a confessor.
We love a rambler. We love a witness. We love a lover.
And an empress. And the medium.
The Rambler. Roughly half of all outcomes are worse than the other half. True. I am good.
Groot if he was good. Number 6 was affected by evil. It almost rhymes. It must be almost
true. What are the Rambler's rules? They just would be saying stuff. Also David Berman
mentioned, but they just they just be saying pulling quotes, essentially, two villagers.
So you would you would be innocent if that was the case. You would just have been affected
by evil. One is evil two, five or six. One is evil one, three or four. Can I say something?
You are not evil.
Everybody at you, there's no way that I know if you told the truth.
Have I made a deck that I can't do anything with?
Two, five, or six?
So these guys are diametrically opposed.
One of them, one of these four must be evil, but I don't know how I can get more information,
man.
Wait, wait, wait.
I know it's Rage, babe, but I still got pissed off seeing the Rolling Stones' Top 50
Bands list.
Okay, what was number one on the Top 50 Bands?
Actually, give me the top five.
I'm assuming it's got to be like Beatles, Rolling Stones, Led Zeppelin, Imagine Dragons,
Yeah, Weezer.
U2 was number three.
Okay, so I'm the only U2 defender on planet Earth
and that is obviously they built that as rage bait.
There's no way U2 is the third most important
band that's ever existed.
Beatles, Rolling Stones, U2, Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin.
The U2 pick is kind of crazy.
Not most important, just best. Well, they're even worse in that category and I mean, they've got some great out there, maybe like
Five great albums. Franz Ferdinand at 50 is kind of pissing me off too
And I own the self-titled and then the one that came out after the self-title that has do you want to on it?
Like there's no world in which Franz Ferdinand is one of the top 50 bands that's ever existed and I kind of like them
One comment, I think they mailed it except they added R.E.M., Wilco, the arcade fire and joy division.
Okay, that's, well, well someone's got to die, it's that simple.
I'm gonna say you're telling the truth and that you were affected by evil, which makes you innocent
and then
It's that simple. The village is safe guys. Unless you're like that other enchantress or whatever
Give me the jester
You already know they didn't have pavement?
They gotta get the medium millennial up on the case, man
Number three is a real rambler.
If you're confused, just understand.
You know what?
Someone in my discord was talking about a philosopher and they dropped one of the craziest
quotes that I've ever heard in my entire life that actually makes perfect sense.
Maybe you can attribute this to the appropriate philosopher so I can become more well read.
And said, when finding themselves naked in public, the fool covers his genitals and the
wise man covers his face.
And I went, wait a second.
That's fucking true.
That was Pontius.
That was Party Boy?
It was Chris Panius, one of the great minds of our generation.
They're going to add that quote to the game.
Well, it's like a stolen quote.
But I do think it's a great quote, man.
Diogenes doesn't cover anything
Where would if if it happens to diogenes everybody else covers their eyes
Everybody else covers their eyes. Sorry they needed different cadence there
How come they didn't put light in the game could be could be the plague doctor
There's one pair of evil. You're literally lying and you're not corrupted, which means
you're dead. It's that simple. I'm taking the easiest path I possibly can. I did not
get 24 gold. Don't be ridiculous. Why does the medium have a bulge? Maybe they should
size up to a large. I am dizzy. Okay, you got problems. Plague doctor does corrupt.
If you are corrupted, you say I'm dizzy. So we need to find a plague doctor. They
They don't exist.
They don't exist.
The poisoner can also corrupt.
Okay.
Okay.
Number six was affected by evil.
I believe that.
That would make either of you the poisoner.
There's three evils.
This is insane.
There are three evils.
They're not all evil.
That's crazy.
There's one evil.
It literally can't be three evils, or you would be telling the truth, which would mean
that you're not evil.
That would mean you're honest.
We love you, Chibli.
We love you.
Welcome back to the chat, Chibli.
We love you.
Chibli, let me introduce you to my grandson.
This is my grandson, Chibli German.
Ghibli, I want you to know, I did your, uh, they're stoning me tomorrow.
I hope it's an indica joke in public yesterday to a friend of mine and I did, they were not
fucking with the joke at all.
They did not care.
I don't, I think they probably know what an indica is, but they were just for whatever
reason they weren't stoked about it. Do they know what stoning is? They might need to take
an extra thinker on that one. I don't know. Red flag friends? No, they're very nice.
What happens if you put sparkling water in a coffee machine? San Pellegrinas. Did you
There's no a macchiato is like 12 milliliters.
Chibli, did you know this?
You can fuck up a barista like Bigly
by asking for a macchiato to go.
They have no idea what cup to put it in.
Yeah, it's what I order.
Honestly, it's a big time coffee order.
It is aura.
Portado clears such as a macchiato with like two glasses of milk in it, right? I
Forgot what I was doing. I was literally on a roll and then I forgot what I was doing. You're corrupted
Which means you are either telling the truth
Or you're a liar
Or you're up. Okay. Wait. We've got to figure out number six is affected by evil. You told the truth
Among five six and seven. There is one evil
literally because we need a puppeteer who creates an adjacent puppet way but you
could be telling you could be a puppet bro you could be a puppeteer and then you
would be a puppet which would make you evil we know you're good though there's
three evils no man no there's not no there no there ain't and that means
Because you're the puppet.
I'm literally the puppet.
Okay.
Haven't I been through enough?
Add a knight to the deck.
Next.
I don't know what happens, but I think if you put sparkling water into an espresso,
it might actually clean it.
You know, I stayed in a hotel when we were on vacation.
That was like, it had a super automatic
coffee machine in the lobby.
So while you were like waiting for your room to be ready,
you could take one of their cups
and put it in the machine and go,
oh, I have a flat white.
And then like drink the coffee, right?
While you're waiting.
While I was getting my coffee,
I saw that there was a big yellow triangle on the screen.
I clicked on it and like seven warnings came up.
It was like,
need to clean milk reservoir,
need to clean milk line,
need to clean coffee bean hopper,
need to clean coffee line.
Like it was just nonstop like overdo cleaning,
overdo cleaning, overdo cleaning.
I still drank that shit, I was fine,
but I wish I hadn't hit the button.
So I clicked dismiss all.
I think it was better for it.
Okay, we have a shaman.
I just did the Masala by ignoring all the, ignoring all the alerts.
That's true.
Red triangle is way worse.
What happened to the cruise?
Mao Zedong in the chat.
I think if you type exclamation point cruise, you will be able to see, but a lot of people
are trying to type it.
say it only comes up once every 60 seconds. The command is not broken. It's actually working
so well because Nightbot is the greatest tool anyone's ever invented. If I had it not on
a cooldown, then it would just be that non-stop. All of the modern lovers tracks. No evil is
adjacent to me. Are you being dead ass? Number two or five is a minion. Bro, you're number
two. Number three was affected by evil? I think we gotta test that. Number three is not corrupted.
They could be a second empress though. Number one was affected by evil. There isn't a
second empress so we kill the liar who was indeed a liar and then we just have
a basic minion okay let's work through this man one is evil four five or nine
four or five is a minion four or five is a minion you're a freaking liar I think
you're a freaking liar two or five is a minion four or five is a minion this
could be too shaman telling the truth so here's what I think you take a
a jester and you go, somebody that we know told the truth, we go
definite evil, definite true, but we don't know if you're true.
I'd like to cancel this move.
I'm not sure I have it 100%.
We have no more activate, we have one more activated ability.
Number one was affected by an evil ability.
All it could be is corruption.
Number three was affected by evil.
Number three was affected by evil.
Number three is not corrupted.
Four, five, or nine.
If we trust that you're true,
four, five, or nine,
and you're four or five.
Okay.
So I think we have to clear number four.
How does one do this?
By using number four?
Doesn't make sense.
We know you're evil.
You told the truth.
If you say there's one evil you're good if you say there's two evils you're dead
There's one evil
Then we kill them then we kill number five because they were lying. It's that simple
Learn how far I am from closest corrupted
Judges too easy, let's do it.
Can someone explain this game to me in two words or less?
So low among us.
So low among us.
That's not three words.
Among us is one word.
You alted low key.
Chibley, it's the dream.
It's among us.
But you don't have to work with other streamers, which is probably the worst part of among
us.
Never have another situation where you're like, well, the lobby was supposed to start,
so and so slept three hours later than they said they were gonna so now the
lobby's not start until 6 p.m. you could play it whenever you want you you could
play it right now exclamation point demon bluff I partnered with Ludwig an
off-brand to come out with it man it's coming out for real in 2026 but we
updated the build on steam the free play test you can play it yourself you
can add it to your wish list on the main menu of the game or by clicking
a link. You can join the Discord to be kept abreast of new information available to it
with it, about it. I'm wishlisting it. Thank you, Chibbly. I'm hashtag adding this, hashtag
adding it to my cart. Six, seven. I was a bard. Unrevealed, one random unrevealed
good villager becomes a baker. You literally can't have been a bard. So you're lying
or you're evil.
There's one pair of evil, there's one pair of evil.
Okay, that seems to, they've cleared each other.
I was a jester.
That could be true for all I know.
A plague doctor.
Okay, here's, if you're lost, simply remember where you are.
I can't help but notice a lot of my quotes are basically like,
Think you're X, you're actually Y.
You think alone? Think again.
Let's test you.
You are not corrupted.
Then you're an evil piece of garbage.
And then one of you is telling the truth, but is evil.
I'm gonna assume that it's you
because this person is saying the same thing.
I'm, oh my God, I'm figuring it out.
And then, we have a poisoner who has corrupted someone.
So someone is lying, three or nine is a poisoner.
You're nine, bro.
Wait, wait, wait, is that true?
Three must be the poisoner,
because if this was a real baker,
that they could have been a jester,
but because they were not a real baker,
they are disguised. You are a genius. And Slayer. Slayer is the best card in the game.
Okay I published my Minecraft parody of Nick Drake's one of these mobs first. But I have
to get back to work so if you could pass it along to the streamer when he's done
with his logic deception game that would be nice. It's crazy that you can't even
drop a link because you don't have the permission. I'm so scared that I'm gonna
boot this up and it's just gonna be... oh my god you found it instantly?
Instantly?
Thank you for putting a little filter on it so that it was like not quite exactly
the song. Oh my god it's five minutes long. This... can I say something and I'm
not saying this to be evil. It does have a little AI stink on it. I made the whole thing
in FL Studio. Okay, I'm trusting you. I gotta wait till I hear the voice, though. Wait, wait,
Okay, wait a second. You might be cooking here. Wait, wait, wait. But it's actually,
can I say something? The problem is that it's kind of too good. Like it's actually, there's
There's some musicality to it that is like unbecoming of a Minecraft parody.
I've seen enough you won the beef.
Hick Drake won the beef.
I get it because he's uh... he's a mid-riff.
okay that's
that's kinda awesome
now there are there are four minutes left in that
but that is sweet
could have been a streamer and could have been on a boat
Fuck you, man.
That's awesome.
Demon Bluff team tuning in to watch you and this is what they get.
They know what they signed me up for, okay?
No evils adjacent to me.
Three evils overall though.
How convenient.
We got Puka. Villagers adjacent to me are corrupted.
When Minion I lie in disguise, which you cannot reveal the last card.
Three is good.
I am one card away from Pulse's evil. I'm the original baker.
That's what they say.
That's what they say. When they're good, that's what they say.
I was a poet. That could be true.
And there's a witch somewhere. Okay. I'm willing to say something. I think that
One of these jesters is not real man
And I'm gonna see if it's this one couldn't kill number four. I
Think you're a freaking liar then. I think this guy's lying
I bet y'all
Maybe you're also okay one second. You're good
There are three evils here, not possible.
You liar and you corrupted, you corrupted them and that's why you wouldn't work because
you're corrupted.
So you guys are both good.
On the three, four, and eight, there are three evils.
That doesn't mean there's zero, though.
I was a poet's jester.
Now we test.
Number three is good.
Wait, wait, wait, one second.
You were telling the truth, so we clear you?
You were corrupted.
There could be two evils next to you though, so we shouldn't clear you, okay.
We know there's an evil.
We know there's a good.
Let's test you.
There's one evil.
I buy it.
I buy it.
Now, you were corrupted, so 10 is evil, 6 is corrupted.
We did it. Oh my God, we actually did it.
We beat the boss.
I didn't know that such a thing could even be possible.
Both gestures were lying. What a world, man.
that they get finished. That's something, hey, let me see it.
We need to tighten up the spelling on level 7. I've always wanted to do something like that.
There's a fake NL on Steam right now streaming this game. So when you say a fake NL, do you mean a
recording of me, which obviously is bereft of the spirit, the Schwadiviv that a live version of
myself would have, or do you mean that maybe the developers have put a bald cap on and they're
they're doing a bit. Because for all I know it could be either. It's you with a different
shirt. It does say live. Well it is live in the sense that the video is playing. It's
not live in the sense that I'm doing it right now, I guess. Okay, I'm going to do
Oh endless. More challenging characters and scenarios just that I needed, bro.
We're gonna wrap up the Demon Bluff segment for today in just a minute here.
Well not a minute but in just a bit here but allow me to say one more time exclamation point
Demon Bluff. Game's coming out later in 2026. Add it to your wishlist. Join the discord.
Play the playtest. Give your feedback.
Clear eyes clear hearts can't lose. What does he say in any given Sunday?
Right side is more evil
Okay, there are obviously corrupted characters. I
Cured two corruptions two corruptions might okay. What is this is impossible?
This literally can't be done
Right sides more evil. I am good that I trust you
You
Okay, well then
To his evil nine was corrupt
Because you're telling a lie five can't be good and five was lying
We make okay. Actually killing the drunk the drunk literally saved the whole town. It was just like midnight mass
It's been a while since I've seen Midnight Mass, but I'm pretty sure the drunk does do
something to redeem themselves, and arguably having seen all of Midnight Mass, saying that
the town was saved at all might be a little...
Well, it depends on your definition of saved, I suppose, but in some ways they were saved
from a fate, a certain fate, that that could have been worse than the alternative. Who knows man?
The priest did nothing wrong. You talking about Father Pruitt? I mean that's my goat,
that's Hamish Linklater man. He's the best part of a big bald beautiful journey.
He literally asked like a mummy to spit in his mouth and then you won't believe what happens
next.
Like come on man.
A Monseigneur, Monseigneur Pruitt.
That's right.
Charmin is one card away from closest evil.
I am three cards away from closest evil.
We've all been there and I do mean on vacation.
I hate saying vacation too, because there's always one dude in chat who's like,
I was going to go on vacation next year.
And it gets me every time.
Gets me every time.
Plus two.
That's chib handling the news.
I'm sorry, chib.
We just
Just really ran out of budget, I'm sorry.
It would be so funny if this steam video, like if they just take the whole VOD
so that like, at midnight tonight it's just me with my overlay up saying that the cruises cancelled on the team at Bluff Store, bitch.
Oh, that would be so good, man.
What the hell's going on here? Who's gone?
Architects right side is more evil damn bro. This is too much like real life
Killed by the demon cannot be revealed I am the original Baker
Closest evils clockwise
Rich. Okay. Buddy, you are a liar, because there's no way you would say the left side
is more evil if you think that there's an evil adventure time rich on the right side.
You would say both sides are equally evil. So I think you're a freaking liar, dude.
man shaman is one card away oh you're lying bro and you're telling the truth okay we go next
i'm not canceling shibbly bus tours but i don't know how to drive good luck y'all
i honestly think i drove a u-haul once there's some things that i and i apologize because
again we're kind of playing the hits but um there's two things that i'm always surprised
they are able to do without having passed like a special test one of them is you can just go to a ski hill
Buy a lift ticket and then go to the top of the mountain and die
Like they don't make you prove that you know how to ski before they send you up to the top of the mountain
they don't ask for like
any kind of
A display of any kind of competency
So you can accidentally find yourself in a situation where you're like, holy shit
Like what the fuck am I gonna do here?
Then the other one is you can rent a U-Haul with a basic driver's license, at least in Canada,
which is madness. Because what happened in between my second and third year of university,
we moved from one house to another house that was like down the street. So we rented a U-Haul
and did rock, paper, scissors to see who was going to have to drive it. And I had to drive
it. And the thing is like four times longer and three times taller than any other consumer
vehicle, and I have no proof that I hit anything. All I'm going to say is I was turning left.
I'm 19 at this point. Okay, I'm nice. I'm not even 100% sure that I had my full driver's license.
I might have had like the second of three grades because I don't think I got my full license until
I was like 20 or something like that. But we rented the U-Haul. I turned left onto like a really
narrow street and I kind of heard like blink and then I looked in the the big
mirror on the driver's side and the dude that was in the lane adjacent to where I
turned got out of this car and was like shaking his fist like it was in a sitcom
or something like that but I just kept driving I'm sorry I got really scared it
was 17 or 18 years ago at this point I got really scared and I just said it
It must be something else, and I just kept driving.
I said, well, that guy's mad about something.
I've never told that story before.
You can rent a speedboat on a waterway as long as you're 18.
Okay, can I say something, though?
I'm probably the most humble person.
they're doing oh my god they're character assassinating me should we just kill them
what do you think guys should we just kill them um what i was gonna say though about boats is uh
like driving a boat seems like insanely easy because there's like no traffic
you have to i'm not gonna say you can accident it's hard to accidentally crash a boat but like
It's harder to accidentally crash a boat than crash a car.
100%.
There's traffic at the dock.
So sometimes, not to mention this, but sometimes on the Disney cruise,
they have open houses in the Kids Club,
and a lot of them have like a cruise simulator,
where you can grab a captain's wheel and you have like a throttle,
and there's like a...
But circa year 2002 cruise ship simulator that they have on the screen, I can take that thing
out of Port Canaveral without even touching the key.
Okay?
You absolutely, all you gotta do is have some patience.
You turn the wheel a little bit, you give it a little bit of throttle, you get some
clearance, you give yourself lots of room, you got nothing to worry about.
Banking that shit sideways in the Suez.
Tell me where the break is.
Sorry, that was probably true.
The break, there is no break.
That's the thing, it's just, it's one stick.
It's like a train.
All the way down means we're going fast forward.
All the way back means we're going backwards.
Wait, are you in the game?
This is me, Kate, I'm the Rambler.
Kate, what do you think?
Well, hey, should I do it?
What do you think, guys?
Nah, I'm just playing.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Anyway, um, Plague Doctor, I'm two cards away from a corrupted character.
What's your thing?
I'm silenced if the character who picked me is disguised.
There is one pair of evil.
Four is good.
I'm two cards away from corrupted.
I'm three cards away from...
You can't be three cards away from close to evil.
This is ridiculous.
Because if you were three, there's three evils.
So they would have to be here, here and here, which doesn't exist.
So I think you're just straight up evil, not even corrupted.
And then you're two cards away from corrupted.
We also have a, we have a puppet, someone who tells the truth but is evil.
Four is good.
I want to test this, I want to test this, how do I test if four is good?
By checking to see if you're corrupted, number six is not corrupted, okay bro, let it rip.
So you told the truth.
Which means you're good.
Which means you're corrupt.
What happens if you're corrupted?
Maybe nothing?
take those. So the puppet here puts a puppet next to them. That tells the true...
Oh my god evil wins. We go again, we go again.
Oh my god there's 10 bro. A wretch. Wretch is huge. A jester. An empress. One's evil.
4, 8, 10. I cured two corruptions. You can't be cured. You did not, you did not cure two
corruptions. You're literally just lying. Between two and five, there's a villager and a minion.
Bro, that's a self-report.
You're dead.
Number seven was affected by evil.
That checks out guys.
They're dead.
Lilis is dead.
Between two, three, seven, there's a minion of villager and an outcast and there's a
witch somewhere.
Okay.
It's easy.
actually so simple. Between two and five there's a villager and a minion. We go two, one, four.
If you say two, you're lying and you're evil. No, if you say two, you're telling the truth.
If you say anything but two, you're evil. There's two. You're a freaking liar. Unless
you're telling no you're a liar don't think about it so hard when we have a
witch somewhere between two three and seven there's a minion of villager and
an outcast one is evil four eight or ten so you're probably good probably is my
enemy in this game and between one two and four there are two evils you were
telling the truth as you saw it. Between two three and seven. Two. Oh three. And seven.
There's not a minion, a villager and an outcast, bro. There's two minions and there's two
villagers and a minion. I am good. And there's still one more! Oh, the puppeteer who must
Just be here, but it takes a pair of brass ones to do it.
Two evils.
One villager becomes an outcast.
I sit next to it.
Bro, there's the, like, you probably shouldn't say this about a game that you're working
together with.
The five most annoying villagers in the world.
A doppelganger who disguises as a good villager for fun, but is good themselves.
A wretch who's actually, the wretch is kinda chill with me.
Plague Doctor ruins somebody else's life for fun.
Drunk ruins their own life for fun.
And this guy ruins your game.
Okay, fantastic.
I find the Rambler the most annoying.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
Err!
Let me think about this for a second.
I'm two cards away from evil.
One evil adjacent to me.
I don't trust any of this.
I don't trust this yet.
I'm one card away from evil. You're literally trying to give me to ruin my game. I'm busy.
Right side's more evil.
Puka corrupts. There's, okay, so there's a lot of potential corruption here.
I feel like I want to see if you're corrupt.
One is evil, five is corrupted. Let's kill one. That means you guys are corrupted.
which means there could be zero pairs of evil. I did something good but then I
And I forgot why I did it.
I'm one card away from evil.
I'm evil or corrupted?
I said, I'm just, you're corrupted.
Corrupted is not evil.
You, I think, I'm two cards away.
You're lying, you're not two cards away from evil.
But you're adjacent, so you're corrupted, so you're good.
You're swamped, OK, so you're good.
Right side is more evil.
I cannot confirm her deny yet.
I have no active abilities.
I'm one card away from closest evil.
Maybe you're just, you're not evil because you told the truth.
You're corrupted.
You're corrupted so you're good.
You, you're a lot.
You're not one card away from evil.
They disguised themselves as a joke and got themselves killed and it's my fault.
I disguised as a good villager in play.
You're corrupted.
One is evil, five is corrupt, which means they're good, or they could have been evil
to begin with.
But if you were telling the truth, that would be, ah, right side is more evil.
No, because that, okay, it's literally the Bombardier.
Let me explain it to you.
It's the Bombardier, okay?
Right side is more evil. Why is this true?
There's already one on the right side.
So it couldn't be over here,
or you would say equidistant, or you would be lying.
But if you were lying, I didn't think about that.
I basically, I think it's you.
And it was you.
I couldn't, I saw it in my brain.
It's one of those things where like,
you can have an idea that exists in your mind,
but you can't figure out how to put it into words.
I couldn't figure out how to put the logic in words,
but I knew it was one of us.
Lillis is two cards away from closest evils, one of you is a lion, wait, who did you kill?
OH!
That's huge!
I got the sofa without making any payments on it? That is true.
I've been known to do that. Do we have any? You corrupt someone.
Drunk is corrupted but cannot be cured. I register as evil.
Bomber deer. We got a lot of outcasts out here.
I'm one card away from closest evil.
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
I want to test something here 10 is evil 8 is corrupted I might be the goat man I don't
know how I thought of that but yes it is evil 8 is corrupted 8 is corrupted the list is
And then then there's one more evil, which is just a basic minion.
You are good, you were corrupt, which means you must be good or you must have been born evil.
And then corrupted by the plague doctor, which would be a crazy poll.
Closest evil is clockwise.
Oh, you're right. There can't be two pairs of evil.
Stop saying number three, because if I'm wrong, it's a big deal.
It could easily be number four, man.
What's to stop it from being number four?
What's to Steve's clock wise?
In fact, it has to be number four.
It was number three.
Wretch would make two pairs.
You're so real. Okay, we go one more. We go one more.
I can do this. I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna set a high score.
Five or six is a chancellor.
Chancellor, please don't have, please don't be an outcast.
Huge you're an outcast. You're a Chancellor
No, don't pick three characters get killed instead and
Then a lily somewhere I were six as a Chancellor. You were right
And then flip them all over probably the last one is gonna be a jester it's that simple fortune teller goes three four one of
Them's evil. It's three
Looking for this
I'm going to play by field.
Brambler talks like Ryan.
Cape?
I think you're starting to pick up on the subtext here.
I think you're starting to pick up on the subtext.
Reg counts as evil, but you got lucky?
All right, it sounds like they got lucky, because they could have been ice necks, man.
They were next in line for the slimy.
Two or five is a poisoner.
Five was affected by evil.
I am one part away from closest evil.
Poisoner, one adjacent villager is corrupted.
Plague doctor.
I want to see if you are corrupt.
Number seven is evil.
Number five is corrupted.
Number seven is evil.
You're the poisoner.
you corrupted this one then but you are also corrupted what corrupted you because
you want to chase him why are you corrupted that I was a poet huh number
eight is lying oh
Of course!
Huge. Okay, we got the 3B. I take those.
8 is a real fortune teller.
Evils are not adjacent.
Left side is more evil.
Check this out, druid and a card we don't know. There is either a druid or a lily.
Okay, I would confirm that. Then we know that you are real, so we should be able to find a drunk.
Among two three seven there's a wretch I bet you were a wretch man left side is more
evil I'm drunk right now
were you guys fucking with me yesterday I was in a vulnerable state were you fucking
with me yesterday when you said that my Denzel had gotten better.
Because I know the Frank Underwood impression that we did was high fidelity top of the line
Kevin Spacey original Netflix programming.
But I'm not a hundred percent sure about the Denzel, okay, because the Denzel in my
head it sounds almost as I'm now slipping into it.
In my head, it sounds almost as good as my Frank Underwood.
But the bones in my head could be deceitfully me, Cleo.
People said your Daniel Plainview is perfect.
I'm changing the morphology of my mouth to be something like, um, if I said I was a cruiser,
you would agree.
So don't mind if I speak to you nautically the way a cruise captain would.
Over here you find your port side.
You might call it left and overhear your starboard side or as you might refer to it the right.
Something like that.
You also have the port and the stern of the ship Eli.
You have the bow and the stern, excuse me, the bow and the stern of the ship Eli.
The bow is what breaks the waves before you, allowing this joyous vessel to make their
journey across this nautical plane.
The stern is where the engine goes.
It's what drives us through this ocean that separates us from our fortune on
the other side.
like that? But what about the Denzel, which is what I asked about in the first place?
sucks pretty bad. I can't, I can't get the confidence to do it. I can't, I can't summon
it. I forgot what I was doing man. Number eight is a real fortune teller. You think
that's true. There's an evil person here. What? Wait, wait, if you were lying. No, that
just doesn't check out, honestly. So you were telling the truth, so you're a freaking liar.
I literally cleared the monster man.
We have a minion somewhere, left side is more evil, literally can't happen Architects.
Oh why, stop drinking!
You need to stop drinking!
You're fucking this whole thing up bro!
Are you friends with the monster inside of your head?
I'm friends with a creeper who lives in my world.
They call me a weirdo, a loser, a nerd.
Stop trying to slay me by swinging your sword.
They think I'm crazy for risking my safety.
It's no big deal.
Know what I'm talking about?
Among the 237, there is wretch.
That seems mighty unlikely.
Okay.
I'm three cards away from a corrupted character.
Number five is dead.
One is evil.
Two, six, seven!
One is evil in two, six, or seven.
There are three pairs of evil.
That can't happen.
That can't happen.
How many corrupted characters do we have?
Possibly a few.
There are no corrupted characters.
You're a liar.
Two is real.
Ah, I don't know, man.
Between three and nine, there's a cabbage?
She sees wretch as cabbage, right-click on Dreamer.
If truthful wretch looks like a cabbage to me.
So there's a bit of an edge case I was not aware of.
That one, that one stings.
I'm three cards away from a corrupted character.
You're literally lying because you are dead and were not corrupted and you're just a wretch.
One is evil, two, six, or seven, so that seems to check out.
Three pairs of evil would mean that they're all in a row.
I think three is evil, two, six, and seven.
Hear me out here?
Fortune teller evil not evil is one evil true
You're good
You're you might be corrupted
One's evil two six or seven. I
Trust this there are no corrupted characters
Obviously false, but you might be corrupted
Number five is good. I trust you
Huge you've corrupted this one one is evil two six or seven
Yeah, cuz two were evil. No, wait, you're telling the truth and you're evil. Why did
I think you were good? Because if you're evil, you have to be, you could be corrupted. I think
we literally won like 250 fees or something. I just had a brain genius moment. Two or
Nine is a wish. Let's see. Nine is a poet. One's evil. Two, five, six.
Four, nine is a wish. Two, a dreamer. Let's do...
There's a witch or a bomber deer.
Oh, okay. You're safe. You're safe. Maybe that's the dreamer. The meta is to test them by using
them before you flip over the card. I'm one card away from evil. I cured two corruptions. Yeah,
that literally couldn't happen, man. But you could be corrupt yourself. I think you're lying,
no. Source, source my ass. So you're telling the truth. Two or nine is a witch.
One's evil. Two, five, or six. You give us nothing. Two or nine is a witch. Two told
the truth. Nine is a witch. Okay, we literally are gonna get a high score.
There's two evils and a drunk.
I'm the original baker.
That's huge.
One is a real jester.
One is a real jester.
I was a poet.
I was a baker.
You're a freaking liar.
You were corrupted by the poisoner or by puka.
There's definitely not three evils.
You were puka.
You corrupted the baker, which means you also corrupted them, which means they're also
So lying poison.
Okay, pick two characters learn if they're evil.
Is any evil false, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Okay, fair enough.
Well, this is demon bluffer now, honestly, I think I learned.
I learned a little bit about myself. I learned a lot about living and a little about love. Sorry Tomo
I'm waking up my cat with my exaltations
Hi Tomo
You just studying it
Oh that could be us
He looks really content.
Two circles?
It's a busy day.
It's a big day for Tomo.
Oh, and he's got the...
How old is Tomo now?
He's literally like 13, I think.
He might be 12.
He's a cat.
some slack. But he's doing alright honestly. He and Ruka are both in good shape. They are
old enough to use reddit.
When's his birthday? I have no idea. I'm pretty sure, I mean, does anyone else like
have the same sort of knowledge of their cats' birthdays? I'm pretty sure we got him in
January of 2014, which would mean he was probably born in November of 2013, which would mean
that he's approaching his 13th birthday.
Like I grew up in a household where the cat's birthday was just your birthday.
They would be like, oh it's, who's got a birthday today?
Why?
Because it's just easier to remember, man.
You do.
Dude, oh, who's born on six seven, bro?
Great thing, and thank you, Chimley,
for saying the cats have no clue.
It doesn't matter.
There are literally like still people alive
who don't know how old they are.
That's it's changing
cause now they got us all in databases
but they use every once in a while
you'll hear a story about someone that's like,
I'm somewhere like I might be 103 or 105.
Like they literally don't know when they were born
because they were born like nobody wrote it down
I guess and their first conscious memory was like
I don't know like five years after they were born
Basically, Michael Sarah born on 6'7", that is huge.
Anyway, let me say, sorry, I got distracted.
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Be so for real with me, Chibli, how long is the download on Tomodachi Life?
two minutes oh shit okay give me a second it's six games
but I gotta run upstairs my joy cons are upstairs no they're not they got
that doesn't even make any sense they're right here
Say what you will about this switch man, it's got some very satisfying system sounds.
I can already tell, here's what this clip is going to be.
It's going to be a moment where I go, I can't find Tomodachi, 90 dollars, like that's what's
going to happen here as soon as the e-shop actually loads literally like the e-shop is
not loading it's just loaded did they crash the e-shop because it's it got too
popular all that is loading for me is just empty boxes
Can everyone else get off the Nintendo Switch 2 so I can download Tomodachi Life?
I feel obligated to tell you, I woke up at 5.30 this morning.
You said something else, but what did you say after that?
She didn't see.
I thought you said unoccupied, which wouldn't really make sense unless you were like a room.
Unprompted.
Are you, can I say something?
Kate, I promise this is not meant as an attack on you.
I don't understand the alarm list among us.
I always, even if I don't have anything to wake up for,
I like to set an alarm because I like to know
when I'm going to wake up and I don't like to leave
anything to chance.
Why is that directed to me?
Well, okay, do you, do you or do you not?
This is Frank Underwood speaking.
Do you or do you not have your husband
ask you if he if you would like him to wake you up at a time that you have to
wake up at and then you reply no Frank I'll just wake up
guys I'm not even fucking with you the e-shop won't open
do I or do I not wake up though you do wake up that is true
Restart the switch. I don't even know how one does this.
I'm going to, oh, sleep mode. Would you like to enter sleep mode? No.
settings. Check for system updates. This is on the switch too, right? Like I'm not freaking out.
Checking for system updates. The system is up to dates. Hold down the power button.
Power options. Power off. Okay, and then, oop.
It's true, Kate has announced that we're going to be playing Pragmata co-op tomorrow.
I'm excited.
I won't call it Pragmata.
Guys, I'm so sorry, I want to play Tomodachi Life, that the Switch eShop is not loading.
It's loading as a bunch of...
Oh, it's loaded!
a relief. I thought it was going to be $90. It's only $84.99 which comes out to $95.19 with tax.
I think I'll close the eShop.
Did you see Chib's, uh, me of you? First off, that's a crazy sentence.
And I also say, I already did this earlier in the stream,
but yesterday, I was having a bad mental health day.
Let's put it that way.
And every stream I went to was someone either making
a version of me in Tomodachi Life
or toying with a version of me in Tomodachi Life.
And it was essentially like, I think
it's like the closest thing to actually being gangstocked
that a human being can ever experience.
It's like, I'm already like, there's still a little too much attention on me.
And then like, let me watch my comfort streamer.
Oh, look at there, there I am.
There I go to this, there I am.
Maybe I should make this, there I am.
This downloading, it'll only take a minute though.
I am, and I said this earlier as well.
I am like the easiest guy to make me of, so I don't take offense to it.
Like I think the me creator might just start as me without my glasses on.
I can't believe it's five minutes long, it's so crazy.
That's real man.
It's kind of awesome.
Hang on, Green Sleeves mentioned?
Which one's Green Sleeves again? Is that the one that goes
do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do?
do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do
I can tell you without question my fucking Elgato is gonna work. I'm gonna click the button. It's just gonna boot right out man
Yeah
Ain't no way. Oh, oh, some way, some way.
Just let me chill, man. It's just going to take a second here.
Ain't no way Tomo's still asleep. His eyes are open. He's looking at, he's looking adjacent to me.
But Tomo's the type of beast that, like, if you call his name, he'll look like just to the left of you and meow.
What do you think, guys?
Hey, Chibli, you want to join me for a little Just Dance 2026?
While we wait for Tomodachi Life.
We were born to be alive.
we were born to be born born born or to be odd and then I didn't do that didn't
do that didn't do that didn't do that didn't do that
flash mob would have gone crazy it's gagi gagi we're gonna miss you gagi
God, when not forgotten, Gagi.
Software download complete.
Can we get Yeti back, by the way? One second here.
We may just make me's, by the way.
Because I think it might, we've got 90 minutes or so.
Yeti got taken out. I made a mistake.
I told the mods to ban anybody making Apollo feel weird.
And then they banned someone who was making Apollo feel weird.
But I didn't mean Yeti.
I proceed sorry the game is best enjoyed when your system clock lines up. I know you can't see what's happening right now
I'm just waiting for them to put up. Is it your phone number?
It's already asking me with my fucking nation's currency is bro. I'm the one I just gave you money
Shouldn't you tell me I
Got to change my damn steam game and everything man. Oh my god. She's a life
life. Tomodachi life living the dream. That's the one. That's the one right there. Imagine
if you put your genome on screen. Chatters is true. We're playing Tomodachi life. Honestly,
what do you want me to say? It's Nintendo Sims, right? You make a, you make a, a jibby
Let me introduce you to it. You already met my grandson, Shibley German. This is my non-binary
grandchild, Nintendo Sims. Anyway, long story short, I'm excited to put my friends and other
noteworthy characters together in a little sandbox and just see what kind of drama they get up to.
Use the controls to take a look around your island.
Oh, there aren't any residents. Well, we could do something about that. Let's invite some folks to
live here. Okay, colonizer. It's just a place for me characters. We're calling these for short.
They can look like real people, even people you know, and you get to create them. Not sure what
sort of means to create. There are no rules. A Nintendo game telling you there's no rules. Okay,
man. As you add me's you can watch them live out their lives. They'll chat and play and even
argue so I can alternate reality. Hang on, well we give your island a name. You can change this
later if you want. What is, oh this is, what should we call, okay I'm not asking chat to tell me
What I should call
Let's call this
I
Don't think we're gonna now I don't think we're gonna name it down
I think we're gonna name it either the one that you're saying or a super cruise
Let's call this every big pen island is pretty good
Bro, we should just call it Granville Island
It will come you or what about like I love
Wonder if this will work.
Isla?
Sorry, this might be the longest part of the game right here. This might take us more than anything else. More time than anything else we do.
Isla?
Gram?
Keyboard should be in alphabetical order, man. This is crazy.
Isla, Gram via.
Isla Granville Island.
Why'd it hurt, man?
Isla Granville Island.
Isla Granville Island.
This is where you can enter the proper pronunciation if a word isn't being pronounced the way
you want.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Okay, wait.
How do you pronounce Isla Granville?
I, this is insane.
La, Gran, Gran, V, Ya.
I know there's some linguist crashing out, but let's see how this works.
I la Gran V, Ya Island.
That's not so bad.
I log Randy Yawlin.
What if I put like two more H's?
I log Randy Yawlin.
I log Randy Yawlin.
I did think about maybe removing the space.
You know what?
It's good enough, man.
Add a space at the end.
I log Randy Yawlin.
Sure, man.
I like Grand Villain Island. Wow, cool name.
Now you can start adding residents.
I got to make six me's!
That's probably the type of shit that Octomom was saying.
Pardon me?
Oh, thank you.
Pardon me.
You can always edit any me that you create, no matter which creation option you select here.
I will create a me from scratch based on myself.
I don't need a tutorial on this. I've literally already made a human being.
Okay.
Be so fucking for real, let me chat.
What face am I?
I think... sorry, I got something stuck in my throat.
Second, my face is not that triangular.
Wait a second.
I can see myself in the preview on the left side of the screen.
That is, that might be me right there.
Yeah, yeah, I think I got, or unless it's this, oh man, I think it might, that's a
big chin though. My chin is not that big. No, that's insane. That's absolutely
insane. That's insulting. But my forehead is definitely not that small. To be. I don't
think so. I think I got a little bit more triangulation. Not okay, that's crazy.
I don't know man it might be that I'll take responsibility for that
That looks more like myself, okay
Now here's the easy part
Assuming this is not paid DLC. We just scroll down to none
Which if if I were making the game would be at the top
Because it should be the default option because we all kind of start bald
Okay, there's some funny bald adjacent hairstyles in this for it is at the top. That's huge
Eyebrows hard to see because of the glasses. Let's let's start with the glasses maybe and then we can work backwards from there. I
Mean that's pretty close man
Almost feel like we already done
I almost feel like you just go no eyebrows
It makes me a little uncomfortable
No, man, I mean like what my my eyebrows are covered up by my glasses
If I had to choose what eyebrows are mine
Yeah, I'm more like this, damn.
You can move them down a little bit too, okay.
That's crazy.
No, man, it's not that.
It might just be that, and then if you would, too mad, that's pretty good.
And then, I guess the color is like just a little bit of light, no, obviously not bad.
Can you help me with this one, Chet?
it up a little. What's gray brown? Isn't that just like more brown? It's not okay. Come
on. Don't insult. Maybe that looks about right. Rounder and less thick. Rounder and less
thick wait are we kind of cooking now that's it that's perfect no you don't
realize how much it changes man okay perfect perfect change nothing eyes I'm
I'm not sweating that. I think that's pretty much what my eyes are like.
Nose.
Who cares?
Mouth.
I don't think I have a particularly noteworthy mouth.
Ears.
Yeah, I got them.
If any, can I say I think I kind of look awesome as like a bat.
But this is, these are pretty close to what I look like.
No ears?
Oh, that's right.
You've never seen with ears because I've had phones all the time.
And then this, I mean, can I say something?
Chivly, I know you thought I might be offended by what you've done to my me, but honestly
you did me the greatest service of all time by giving me, where is it?
Oh, maybe we gotta go over for it.
He might need a little bit of this, too.
Oh, that looks so fucking horrible.
Oh, my God.
You get it. Thank you.
Chimney gave me the face card cheekbones,
which I think is this.
There it is.
Even though you did also give me
crazy forehead wrinkles,
which I'll admit,
I do have when I look up like this,
but I was very thankful
to see myself with the with the face card cheekbones I appreciate it
but it's not the beard is not right man you got to change the color just a little like
the beard is too it's too gray it's uncanny the beard's right it's too gray man
I don't need any of that, any of this, maybe it's just as good as it is, add face paint?
Nah, I think we're chill man, I'd say that's done.
Height and body type, I mean that's pretty much, that's the fella right there man if
I'm being honest with you.
That actually looks a lot like me.
That's, that's crazy.
Let's get a few details about them. Oh, here we go.
Yeah, no foot slider, man.
I want to put the size 13s in there.
My name is Ryan.
Spin image.
I am a male.
My dating preferences?
Whatever, man.
It's Tomodachi life.
I'm not gonna take it that seriously.
Can I just...
You can pitch down the voice?
Oh!
My name is Ryan.
Oh, later maybe?
My name is Ryan.
My name is Ryan.
What does it start at?
Oh it's it no matter what you do it starts you at 18.
I'm a grown-up. I would I would confirm that I'm a grown-up.
Set Ryan's voice.
My name is Ryan.
Little toot.
It's nice to meet you.
My name is Ryan.
It's nice.
My name is Ryan. It's nice to meet you.
My name is Ryan. It's nice.
My name is Ryan. It's nice to meet you.
I think I'm number 10, man.
The date is April 16th, 2020.
It sounds just like me.
So how does this boy sound?
They're custom.
My name is Ryan. It's nice. My name is Ryan.
It's nice to meet you.
My name is Ryan. It's nice to meet you. Today is April 16th, 2026.
My name is Ryan. It's nice to meet you.
Today is April 16th, 2026. My name is Ryan. My name is Ryan.
It's nice to meet you. Today is April 16th, 2026.
My name is Ryan. My name is Ryan. It's nice to meet you.
Today is April 16, 2026. So how does this voice sound?
My name, my name is Ryan. It's nice to meet you. Today is April 16, 2026.
My name is Ryan. It's nice to meet you. Today is April 16, 2026. My name is Ryan.
It's nice to meet you that's mouth today is April 16th 2026 that is mouth 100% how does this voice sound?
My name is Ryan. It's nice to meet you today. It's my name is Ryan
My name is Ryan. It's nice to meet you. This is this is today is April 16th 100%
My name is Ryan. It's nice to my name is Ryan. It's nice to my name is Ryan
my name is Ryan my name is Ryan my name is Ryan it's nice to meet you today is
April 16th 20 my name is Ryan it's nice to meet you my name is Ryan my name is
Ryan my name is Ryan this is I'm freaking the fuck out man I don't think I can handle this
I'm 16, 20, 26.
So, my name is Ryan.
It's nice.
My name is Ryan.
My name is Ryan.
My name is Ryan.
You're all named Ryan?
It's Ryan.
Do the fucking lie, man!
I'm 26.
So, how does this voice sound?
My name is Ryan.
My name is Ryan.
My name is Ryan.
It's nice to meet you.
Today is April 16, 2026.
So, how does this?
My name is Ryan.
My name is Ryan.
My name is Ryan.
My name is Ryan.
My name is Ryan.
It's nice to meet you.
My name is Ryan.
It's nice to meet you.
Today is April 16.
My name is Ryan.
It's nice to meet you.
My name is Ryan.
It's nice to meet you.
Today is April 16, 2020.
My name is Ryan.
My name is Ryan.
deaf?
It's nice to meet you.
it's nice to meet you, it's nice to meet you.
So, how does this voice sound?
It's nice to meet you.
Today is April 16th, 2026.
So, how does this voice sound?
I think that's me.
It's nice to meet you.
This is me here.
In my head, at least.
And then we were free of that movement. Honestly, I'm moving a little quicker than average believe it or not
I are pretty polite speech my energy is actually like pretty flat. Maybe like here though thinking
It varies I
Think it's fair to say we're a little bit warped up though
Yeah, that's fine, man. That looks like logical, tenacious, cautious speaks matter of faculty.
Yeah, me as me, I'm a perfectionist finds beauty in everyone and everything.
You might notice that me's of color palettes that correspond to their personality types.
I do like a green.
Come.
Cat.
Um, nice to meet you.
I'm Ryan.
I'm a reserve perfectionist.
I'm serious, particular, and pretty clever if I do say so myself.
Why am I at every game I play today, man?
Which hand suits you best?
So...
You are a grandiose caretaker, right?
What should I call you?
Damn, not cappin'.
Honestly, just once I'd love to be called...
Brother, good afternoon.
Brother, good afternoon.
good afternoon brother let me know anytime if you want me to call you
something else oh by the way what's your birthday literally stop asking me this
bro oh yeah to scroll a little bit here this I'm sure she really did this how old
does Nintendo legally say you can be
Okay, 20...
2060 is more impressive than 1890.
I'll be, I'll be so fucking for real with you Chad.
This doesn't mean anything, okay? This is just so my parents can see of me.
Here's to having fun together here.
We need to get broke like a couch or something.
Let's see what he's up to. Let me guess, he's a little lonely?
Hello.
Let's see what's on his mind.
I'm finished. I need some food in me.
God, it's like looking into a mirror.
Fresh Kingdom.
Oh, just in time. It's a food mart.
Now snacks are free, but since we're celebrating the addition of your first island resident, here's $200 for your wallet.
Go ahead, check the food mart. See if there's something Ryan would like to eat.
Welcome.
Looks like they have new items every day under daily specials.
Be sure to check back often. And you can shop for items you previously bought. Let's see what the specials are, man.
This is the specials. Okay.
Um, I gotta be honest, I like all of these except for the fried egg.
I'm a big apple guy.
Just buy like four apples or something?
Thank you very much.
Looks like you got some food.
Now let's take it back to your house.
I don't get it, so it's just real life.
I am bought apples from Ryan now I'm eating my apple I do love the Angela
Anaconda like the real JPEG of O of an apple in the game that's otherwise
stylized yes you can't see it but it's his number one like is Apple Amiz
Happiness will increase when you help them resolve an issue some good stuff is likely to happen if you keep him happy and these
He held it in for me, and then he let it go for me
You see that you got a bit of money and some warm fuzzies
Warm fuzzies are mysterious orbs that appear when me's are happy and grateful if you collect enough something good as you bound to happen
This is what Thanos was up to after he snapped, man.
Muradachi life, living the duree.
On our law, Grand V.I.E. land.
Damn!
Welcome to IA, Grand V.I.E. land.
Can I, I need to make, I need to make him a spouse.
Oh, one more thing.
Make sure you save your progress.
I know man, you know my birthday.
You don't need to.
I put in my birthday, you still told me I had to save my progress.
I've been playing games for 37 years.
Wait, but I need a tutorial on how to make another me.
residents? I'd like to add to me. You can't yet? What the fuck? So I'm just gonna torture
myself out here? It'll happen naturally, don't worry. So my mom said, hello? Hello? What's
your problem, Lyle? I require more food. I did just buy you apples, so like I can
understand. Oh wait no I don't even get the apples that I bought. I gotta go back and get more apples.
Whatever man let's try it. I am a big fan of nachos. Thank you very much.
Let's see how well the game knows me. Oh whoa we figured out that I love nachos.
How did they do that? Everyone loves nachos man. He really liked it.
it. That's his number one. Sorry, I got to move my camera. It replaced it apples as his
number one food guy who said two foods. Oh, he leveled up. Every time that happens, you
get to give the me who leveled up a new gift. Well, a little quirk, an expression or some
goods. Let's give him a little quirk. And you give a me a little quirk, you're giving
them a new personality trait. They can act of me, they can make of me act more like the
person they're based on or not. Let's see. Greets, I agree with the peace sign. Do they
have that? Won't Greep? No, bro, I'm not Swedish. Stands cutely, but we can't get anything
else. Okay. What does that mean? I heard that when Swedes are at a bus stop they
won't say hi to each other. They just stand six feet apart and they won't let you eat at
their house if you're over at their house for like playing with their kid. If you're
friend is Swedish, pack a lunch when you go over to his house, okay? How do I stand?
I'm an arms cross standard, 100%. But then sometimes after I cross my arms, I notice
that the other person has started crossing their arms so then I mix it up so it doesn't
seem like they're copying my body language. I don't want them to be out of comfortable.
Seems your me is pretty happy about leveling up. Looks like things are going pretty well.
What would happen if you gave this one a head rub? You can use the touch screen if that's
easier. No, that makes it harder. Be really like that's true. I would probably really like
that. That's probably the response you'd get to be honest. You've collected a fair amount
of warm fuzzies damn it's the damn news bro it's me and em
we interrupt to bring you some breaking news here's what's happening on our island
a wishing fountain has been constructed on our Grand Villa the island's president is excited
What is he saying? Finally, somewhere to take a bath?
It was me. I'm the island's resident.
I interviewed myself for this report.
Thanks for watching.
I'm Ryan, and you're up to date.
Dude, he has the Japanese-like time in the top-left corner that's so peak.
He needs a friend! Can I make him a friend?
I miss my wife!
Your island reached level 2.
Damn, we got a wish?
Our wish?
Can you wish for residents?
If you notice you collected a lot of warm fuzzies, it's good to stop by the fountain.
I guess we'll give a gift?
Dude, it's got to be little quirks.
Walking styles!
A six-piece little quirks walking style set for the demure living among us.
Or a six-piece little quirk walking style set for those who need to strut their stuff.
Bro, walks like a model has to be tall walking.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, it's me.
And, how about some little quirks?
Let's get them both just in case.
No, no, none of those are me.
We're taking it good.
I'm literally playing as myself. I would I would choose a baseball out of all these a baseball or a soccer ball
Hey, man, you need me. I really I guess I could give you a gift. No, I can't never run
How are you on this fun day?
He's freaking me out, man.
How are you on this fun day?
Welcome.
Please come again.
You made him?
Did I, did I like beat the game?
Like, I don't, I don't understand.
Oh, now he's, he's having a thought one second.
This could be dangerous.
Come.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello?
He's lonely.
Being the only person on Ilock Grand Villa.
Kind of gives me the heebie-jeebies too.
I wish there were other people here with me.
I wish there were other people here with me.
Ryan is hoping for a new resident.
This is the perfect chance to try adding another me.
Okay, without a doubt.
I mean, it's literally like written in the vows.
you make your spouse second in Tomodachi life.
Now this is where things, I could get myself in a little bit of trouble.
Because I don't know if Kate is still in the chat.
Kate would you like to have some feedback on your, on your me?
I would say Kate's hair, it's, don't want to mess this one up.
This is a big one.
It's not this it's kind of it's kind of this
It's in the realm of these a hundred percent wait, did she say something make her hot that's a given
Use my Vtuber model oh that's very sensible and then your hair it has highlights in it
Maybe that.
Oh, you want it a little bit, so the VTube model is a little bit more like that.
Keep posting the email.
You can pin the email.
Yo!
Pin message, what's the best Kate emote for seeing this?
Kate's, hang on, I can see them.
Probably not the one where her hair
like explodes off of her head.
Okay, this one's really good.
What is this?
Slash pin, Kate's.
Is it Kate Ble?
No, it's not Kate Blatt. Sorry guys. Slashpin. Kate's. Kate. Kate Bonk? Kate Cheeky? It is.
That's the one. Okay. I can work with this. I can work with Slashpin. Kate Cheeky. Okay.
think that's the right color. The eyes need a lot of work. We're not even going to touch
the eyebrows yet. Also, we got to get you out of that fuck-ass fit. That is good.
The eyes, the eyes are important here. The eyes are a little bit like
Not the, kind of this.
No, not that.
I decided not that.
Kind of this.
I decided not that.
Kind of not that.
Kate, I need your help.
Kind of none of them.
Yeah, kind of none of them, I'm not gonna say.
Angry.
You might take over, honestly.
Could be exactly what I need right now.
Kate, I'm trying, okay? It's just a nice, it's difficult to capture your beauty.
The color is like, hey, wait, wait, wait, it's starting to come together.
Like, you actually have to have some artistry to make you in this game.
For me, it's just like, you know, you load it up and you're like, damn, I'm already
there.
It's definitely not like this is like the grudge.
That ain't, okay, that's, get me out of here.
We need not such a, oh wait, something in here might work.
We want not such a thick outline.
A much less thick outline, but definitely like white pupils.
Wait, wait, wait, take me back to the hair for a second.
I'm sure this is riveting content.
Because with the bangs, that'll change.
Yeah, with the bangs, that'll change how this comes across.
I'm hearing reports that your look is a composite of every element of your face.
It's not quite right.
Okay, it's...
Well, honestly, that's kind of awesome though.
This is kind of like what I...
Remember when we came back from vacation and I broke that Tupperware?
That was what your face looked like briefly.
Isn't this like, this is soyjack, right?
Listen, I'm doing my best, okay?
Is this, is this acceptable?
Are we...
Honestly, I think, or this, if we give you like a,
because it looks, it's like, too tired.
There's tabs.
I don't know what any of this does, and I'm scared.
Oh, damn.
When she sees me.
I can do micro adjustments.
I don't really know what to do with it, though.
I mean, you kind of knew what you were getting into when you watched a fellow like me play
Tomodachi Life, right?
I mean, what about, like, how do you...
Why does she look so scared?
I, you know, can I say something?
I think if we can get like a smile or something going, it'll change the way the eyes come across.
I also think this is not your head.
No.
Okay, come on.
There's a little triangulation.
That's crazy, and I would not do that to you.
That's, okay, I mean, I'm not trying to be rude,
but like this person is the mumps.
You know?
So a lot easier to make me than it was to make you.
Let's put it that way.
I think it's this.
And I think already, I think it looks cute.
And then,
the eyebrows.
I don't think the eyebrows matter too much.
We do need a nose.
Hey, do you have any feedback on your nose here?
You want to make sure the nose is looking right.
That's that ain't right.
I don't okay that's so sorry.
This that's actually kind of peaking it doesn't look like you but that's kind of awesome.
That's literally Squidward.
That might even be worse.
Okay all the noses are bad.
All the noses are bad.
insane that's pretty cute is that way with no nose no that's that didn't look
right this was pretty good
to make it a little smaller too I think we're getting to something scroll it
down? No. Exactly in the middle. Okay. And then mouth wise.
Wait, wait, you got to be very careful when you get into the lips that actually have a little bit
to make up on them, but okay.
That one is absolutely insane.
Now it looks like your mom.
All right, now you're freaking me out.
You're airing me out in front of the whole audience here.
That's, Kate, this is kind of you.
This is you being excited about something.
WTF, well help me there, help me, help me!
I mean, it's not, that's just nothing.
Oh!
I mean, that's insane.
I saw it should be doing that one last night.
This is literally how like I draw faces IRL.
I mean I think it might be like, call me crazy, I think this looks good.
You did ask to have your eyes lowered and it is you, so I will do so.
No man, no, no.
actually kind of brought it all together make it smaller who is dad it's
It's not my mom.
I can't.
This isn't the eyes?
What about this?
Wow!
OK, that looks really bad.
You know what?
Maybe I'll just make Dan.
Maybe I'll just make Dan, then.
Wait, it actually kind of is giving my mom a little bit.
Little too big.
It's just so crazy.
Now I don't even remember where we were.
You can adjust them.
I don't know what I'm doing.
I don't know what I'm doing.
I mean, this is what you're going to get.
You're going to get something like this.
You're going to get something crazy unless we can agree.
The lips are the problem.
What what were my what were the old eyes? I used to have eyes that looked all right
Now they're all coming out a little I don't know like a little Dallas and Janney
Wasn't those definitely was not those way though wait
I don't care anymore.
gotta be some gotta be some because this isn't that bad
maybe it is that bad. Spongebob is permanently tired looking we're literally
gonna give me a second give me a second to fix it okay I'm gonna give you a
smile and then we're gonna add some eyelashes and see if it if I need some
on the bottom too those are not eyelashes those are well I guess they are
but we don't do those and now we're sinking let's just keep the questions to
rampart please. Something's not right about the eyes. End the mouth. I think this, can
I say something? I think the eyes are okay here. Those were the old eyes. In this fucking
world someone stole my parcel? No way. That happened to me once, Chilly. They stole my
dishwash and paws of my electric razor. Bring down the eyebrows a touch. Okay, hang on.
Wait a sec.
It's not those, man.
Change the angle.
Okay, that's Eugene Levy.
And then maybe move them up and maybe move them maybe shrink them no no okay that's insane
You're going to give me in trouble.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait.
The mouth is not right.
It's simple.
To make my wife, we just need to pick the cutest option.
It is, you're right. Now that I look at it like this, it is kind of older woman coded.
I think that's good. I think that where it went wrong was when I got away from this.
She said use the third mouth.
What she is she instantly knew that's actually like that's perfect
That's why I wanted her to tell me to begin with
No use the number three mouth. Oh wait
This one
No, in the bottom left, this one, the backwards three, this one, that's three dimensional.
The top one, I'm getting trolled.
This one.
Very right top second row.
Third row second from left.
Too devious.
but smaller? Wait, okay, hang on. No, no, no, it's still, wait, everyone says they love it. Holy,
yes, that's it. And then give her some lips. No, definitely do not give her some lips.
No.
Kind of cute with the bad ears, honestly.
We'll go with no ears on that one, because she said no ears.
What do you think about glasses, Kate?
Something like that. She hates the mouth. Oh brother. What the hell is this? She hates
the mouth? We spent all the time on the mouth. Who said that? Okay, ban them. Get them bans.
uh i ain't the one okay and then what what does she need out of these
so you mean nothing here
what does this do no no that ain't right
it gives a little color
It feels a little crazy at some point.
Little colors okay, but I think that's fine.
Now, bring the face lower.
You know what?
I actually think you're right.
I think we're so close to having it.
I know you want to move on and get some stuff in the game, but it's very important
to make your wife right.
I can fuck up everybody else's.
Let's go down one pip first.
I think we're kind of cooking on this one.
I think we've done it.
pretty good and honestly this is pretty much like our heights. Okay this is
literally us. Is that how I look to you? I think I did a good job. I think she's cute
Dude, can I say I think she's cute?
I think I did a good job.
This is Kate.
My name is Kate.
My name is Kate.
That's not bad.
That's actually not bad
Okay, would you care to weigh in on this one?
Do you mind if I
Okay, she's
She's typing in in all caps which is what's crazy. This is
married telepathy. That's a weird box to hit for your life.
married telepathy when she types in all caps, I know that in her head she's doing an impression of
Ludwig speaking Chinese and tip to tip. Like that's tell me am I right or am I wrong? Okay.
You forgot her B-Day. I'm not gonna air it out there. Let's see what we got.
My name is Kate.
No.
It's nice to meet you.
Today is April 16th, 2026.
So, how does this boy sound?
My name is Kate.
It's nice to meet you.
Today is April 16th, 2026.
Sup.
My name is Kate.
It's not.
My name is Kate.
It's nice to meet you.
Wait a sec.
Today is April 16th, 2026.
So, how does this boy set?
My name is Kate.
My name is Kate.
It's nice to meet you.
My name is Kate.
It's nice to meet you.
Today is April 16th, 2026.
My name is Kate.
It's nice to meet you.
Today is April 16th, 2026.
My name is Kate.
It's nice to meet you.
Today is April 16th
It's nice to meet you
Today is April 16th 2026
Okay
So how does this voice sound?
My name is Cate
It's nice to meet you
My name is Cate
It's nice to meet you
Its Installation Set.
Today is April 15th.
My name is Kate.
My name is Kate.
Itsice to meet you.
My name is Kate.
Its nice to My name is Kate.
My name is Kate.
My name is Kate.
Its nice to meet you.
Today is April.
My name is Kate.
Its nice to meet you.
Today is April 16th, 2026
So, How does This voice sound?
It's a good friend.
My name is Kate.
It's nice to meet you.
This is, these sliders are okay.
Today is April 16, 2026.
My name is Kate.
It's nice to meet you.
My name is Kate.
It's nice to meet you.
Today is April 16, 2026.
So how does this voice sound?
My name is Kate.
It's nice to meet you.
I just got here. Does anyone know this girl's name and what they is?
My name is Kate. It's nice to meet you. My name is Kate. It's nice to meet you.
Today is April 16th. My name is Kate. It's nice to meet you.
Today is April 16th, 2026.
So, how does this work? My name is Kate. It's nice to meet you. Today, my name is Kate. It's nice to meet you. Today is April 16, 2026. So, my name is Kate. It's nice to meet you.
My name is Kate. My name is Kate. It's nice. My name is Kate. It's nice to meet you. Today is April 16, 20. My name is Kate.
Pick one? It's gonna be perfect!
Today is April 16th, 2026.
So, how does this voice? My name is Kate.
It's nice to meet you.
Today is April 16th, 2026.
So, how does this voice sound?
Wait, this is real. That's real.
She's the partner of Ryan.
movement. Honestly, Kate, don't take this the wrong way. Which one of us walks faster
outside?
They're going to veer you a little bit towards honest. Your energy? I think your energy is
She's about in the middle, a little quirked, looking serious, you know what, a little quirked,
serious or chilled?
Probably more on the serious side, to be honest, than on the chill side, but it depends.
She's like a mama bear.
It's like, for the most part, it's like, she's pretty chilled, but if you threaten
her cubs, something like that.
WTF?
appraisal of yourself then. Where would you appraise yourself? I'm not slow. I put myself here. And
when I'm walking with you, I have to slow down two picks. I'm so chill, bro. Best I can do.
Take it or leave it.
I'm not slow.
You drive a hard bargain.
You know what?
Let's let the island do the talking.
I can live with this.
This?
Okay, but I'm cranking that.
Your energy's a- You know, Kay.
It's like completely different, but whatever.
This is Kayte, she's a merry maker.
Look what we've done!
Outgoing and- Oh, I'm pleasure to be around for sure,
but makes friends easily can turn any bad situation into a good one.
You're an introvert!
You should've let me cook!
It came out- It's made you a sociable extrovert.
You're an introvert!
However, maybe on the island it'll be a little different though.
Anything could happen on the islands.
It's nice to meet you, brother. I'm Kate. I'm an outgoing merry maker.
I'm a social butterfly who loves hanging out with friends.
Leave it to me, and I'll find the fun in anything.
I can't wait to start living here.
Okay, this is an imposter.
Um.
Someone named Kate just moved to Ilock Rambia.
Oh damn, but he- he don't care!
Now that you're on his two residents, you should help them get to know each other.
you can change okay one second I'm hearing reports that you can change the
personality I'd like to I'd like to place the cursor on me and then hold a
whoa whoa hello it's nice to meet you my name is Ryan let me guess your name is
cake. This is a beautiful thing. This is kind of what it was like.
Oh,
now I'm closer with cake. Thank you. Why is he looking at me like,
like I'm you, bro. I don't have to react to that. It looks like
had fun chatting with each other. That's great. They develop relationships on their own, but
a little helping hand can speed things along. Try guiding them into each other's... What
are you doing? Are you hungry? Wait, this is too much like real life. What do you want
for dinner like the edit your me if you don't mind the personality listen
We calculated.
That this is it.
By the book straight talker.
Diligent productive and highly efficient.
Equally as skilled at planning as executing plants.
That is Kate.
We got it.
We got it. We just had to tweak it a little bit and we got it.
Literally saved. She even nodded. We take those.
No, I can't. This is good. This is real. Are you hungry?
You want something to eat?
Welcome.
Honestly?
What type of beast would be afraid to give you three letter cookies?
Yum.
How do we feel about that? She liked it.
No comment.
Honestly, I think I'd like to give you some more food figure out what it is. What it is you like
Let me buy you a drink
And you just see how you feel about these apples
My wife would prefer a butter cookie to an apple my two cents
She liked it
What can I say
Now, I'm gonna have to help these meet each other.
Oh, drop them in close proximity.
Kate is inviting Ryan to chat saying there's something I want to talk to you about.
Oh, whoa, whoa! Uh-oh! That seems bad.
Nooooooooo!
You're so funny.
She nailed it. She brought it back.
I had a fun time with Ryan.
They're having a riot telling each other good-natured jokes and laughing.
Why are you reacting like a two-year-old?
I'm literally having fun.
You guys want some nachos?
Oops.
Thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
Honestly, I think the island is like perfect.
I was like, perfect at this point.
Oh wait, dude, this is too real.
I'm sitting on the floor with a damn scribbly over my head.
Hello.
What's up, new friends with Kate?
Huge.
Great thinking.
What should we talk about?
Let's see.
Why don't we give them something to talk to?
What did you have in mind?
Let's talk about an activity.
I mean, we don't know anybody else, so.
An activity they should talk about is,
hmm, what do you think?
I'm not gonna, she already did cruises, okay?
She already, she already did cruises.
You know what?
I know my wife would like to talk about,
she'd like to talk about traveling,
which has two L's.
Traveling.
Got it.
I'll go talk to her about traveling.
Good luck, brother.
Heya, Kate.
Go with God.
Do you feel like talking about...
traveling?
Sure.
Cool.
Well...
Kate, this is literally what it feels like.
I've been super into traveling lately.
Really? Me too.
Yeah, I've totally come around on the joys of traveling. We should hang out some time and do that.
Yes!
It's that easy.
Chad, if you're watching this, you can do it. Ask out your question tomorrow.
Now, if only there was some place you could all travel together.
Good friends!
What will be Kate's nickname?
Can I say something?
We just call each other Kate and Ryan.
We don't really have a nickname, we're like, air out here.
Oh, we could say, we could say wife and husband.
But they're only good friends in games, so it's kind of violating a diagetic principle.
I think we just keep it as is for now.
Nice.
Onion traveling would bring Kate and me together.
Makes sense.
Ryan and I have the same taste in hobbies, so no wonder we hit it off.
This is literally what DeeDee wanted in the movie.
I don't call you husband.
You do if I've done something that you're mad at me about.
Or if you're like, why is the spatula in the Tupperware drawer?
You'd be like, my husband, why is the spatula in the Tupperware drawer?
Here's what's happening on our island.
This broadcast's audience is about to double, as another resident can now live on unlock
grand piano.
Yay!
We've also heard that a wear and wear clothing may open sometime after a third resident moves
in.
This reporter's advice.
Get that thread.
Thanks for watching.
I'm Kate, and you're up to date.
Damn, we should be hopping on one foot next to each other, huh?
Is this love, is this love, is this love, is this love that I'm feeling?
Anyway, we gotta get her to level 2.
I haven't even given her a quirk yet.
Um, howdy.
I want to see you.
You haven't had nachos yet.
Oh, I didn't get any nachos.
I bought three eggs.
Yum.
A rubber head for a level.
So true?
She liked it.
Not that impressed with the food so far, huh?
Chad, am I doing it right?
I think she said whoa there.
I think I'm hitting her on the top of that.
You gotta zoom out one and then do it.
Whoops.
Oh boy.
Don't say that.
Ha ha ha ha.
Zoom out.
Ah!
Whoops.
Chet, I don't know what I'm doing.
Chetley, how do I put my wife on the head?
Check on and then rub.
Hum.
Hum.
Howdy.
Okay, thank you, thank you.
Yay!
She really liked that.
Oh my god, it didn't even fill it up though.
Oh fuck, here you go, have some more eggs I guess.
Again.
Damn, she fucking hates me.
Okay, honestly, we absolutely, I mean the real question, it feels bad adding a third person
to the island because I think everybody knows that it's spouses first, but then the third
person is like, it feels like you're first picking your friends.
I'm not necessarily first picking my friends.
What I am doing is first picking, I think the next easiest guy to make who I'm friends
with, which is Dan.
Dan just, I don't know if I can give him a baseball hat, but Dan is like, plus he has
his face in emails.
Dan is like, why are there, Chimley have you talked about this?
Why are there like nine, but there's not even nine, there's like 18 faces, but only
Only two of them are like skulls that human beings actually have.
I'm sorry.
There's no, nobody has this head.
Nobody has this head, man.
That's Sidney Crosby with the mumps.
I've seen some people with this one.
I've seen some people with that one, too.
I mean, I think if I'm being honest with you, like I feel like this is Dan, Dan's gonna
get a great clip of him reacting to me making him.
Dan's hair is, he used to be that.
He's here right now, well way in brother, but now he's got a little bit more of like
an Oscar Isaac.
It's not this, but it has that, it has kind of a part at the front.
It's not this, it's definitely not that, but I'm not sure we're getting any closer than
what we've already seen.
Could be the move, man.
Could be the move.
Come on, there's got to be something, man.
I should give him cornrows man.
That's the hair amount.
Man, that might be awesome.
That's crazy.
Hey, can I say, I don't like how they put all of these hairstyles down here as if they're all jokes.
Like there's got to be some real people that have this hairstyle that are like what the fuck why am I down here with the hey-hachi?
For Dan as good as we can get
The red shirts gonna do a lot of work. I feel the need to say that
That's dude. This is literally Mike Myers's haircut in so I married an axe murderer
That's so crazy like that no man in history has had this hair except Mike Myers and they put it in the game
So perhaps maybe we should just make Austin Powers man
You look like somebody who does this look like
Well Austin Powers doesn't have hair like this. Also I think Dan's in chat. It feels
bad to have you to get me jacked. Austin Powers kind of has like a little of this going on.
Wait a second. He said bye. Wait a tick.
But I don't know what to tell you, that's Austin Powers.
Nah, I gotta make people I know.
That's not Dan.
That's like, um, that's the dude I always get confused with, Patrick Wilson, who was
in the second Planet of the Apes movie.
This is Danny McBride, 100%.
This is also Danny McBride.
I'm sorry Dan, they just never, they didn't put a hairstyle for Daniel in the game.
Just Saul Goodman.
I gotta say, I bet if you, not to put, not to air anybody out.
I think you can tell who's living the life of their dreams based on what percentage of
their Tomodachi Island residents are real people and what percentage of their Tomodachi
Island residents are like characters from fiction.
Like if you're playing Tomodachi Life and your Island it's like a bunch of people
from anime and stuff like that instead of like your friends and family that I think
might be a crime for help or whatever.
Anyway, whoa, it's Dan!
It's kind of an old haircut, but it checks out, okay?
And then Dan, honestly, the eyebrows aren't bad.
I always thought of Dan as having kind of like darker eyebrows.
But the thing is, people with brown hair,
Always or people with black hair always get offended when you say that their hair is black. They always go. It's actually dark brown
So true, I'm kind of like
Middle school posting but they do act like that. Like there's nothing wrong with having black hair. I don't understand why you're
It's weird that you think it's weird
Like that you think it's something that you should you should shy away from
this is Daniel this is Daniel I'm just gonna I'm gonna free-ball it a little bit
once he gets the red shirt it's just gonna work now the most important part
of dance is his mouth is always gonna be a little mischievous but he's like
an open mouth mischievous he's dead that's that's him right there and then
the eyeballs I'm gonna work on the eyeballs a little bit and eyeballs
last thing you see before you hop in the discord hello my name is Dan
Today is April... Wait! Today is April 16th, 2016. 2016?
Wait, though. This looks right, man.
Kind of anime, Dan? Dan-a-me?
Wait, but this is kind of right, too.
Wait a second.
The eyebrows are all wrong.
We fixed the eyebrows were good.
I'm becoming more comfortable with the character creator.
thought that's this guy looks very nice but he does not well wait a sec I think
There's a little Daniel in here.
Well, who is this?
It's Daniel.
I mean, the eyes are not quite right.
That's him, man.
It looks way more like Dan than it looks like Elon Musk.
This is not a knock on Dan, okay?
He's a white guy with brown hair.
What can I do, man?
What's wrong with it?
I can't give him a red shirt yet.
Oh my god.
That's why you make Austin Powers?
What color are Dan's eyes?
He has brown-eye energy.
Dan has more of a chin.
Okay.
We can make this happen.
In the next 10 minutes, we can make this happen.
No, man.
Nah.
Wade?
Wade!
He's kind of, he's got a square chin.
That's a little much
It is given it's given a lot a little bit
See let's make this fucker pointy man
One next to the super squared the mumps Daniel
What do you think is bottom left?
It is kind of giving bones smashing, a low mumps.
I think it's just, I can't be my friend dirty like that.
Okay, listen, I know who Timothy Chalamet is, but when you say above the Chalamet, I
don't know what that means.
Wait a sec.
And then the mouth should be a little lower.
Dan does not have a big forehead, so we're going to have to balance this.
Get the eyes and the eyebrows are all wrong, man.
It looks happy, though.
Like, that's important.
I mean, this is just, you can't do your friend dirty like that.
This is insane.
Needs more handsome?
Why is this kind of working?
I don't like this at all.
Wait a second, though.
Wait a second.
This is not Dan.
Can you help me then?
Can you give me specific feedback instead of this doesn't look like Dan?
Little stubble, mischievous eyes.
Which eyes here, oh this is like an autism test.
Which eyes here look the most mischievous?
I mean this is like...
No.
Now, it's a little too feminine for Daniel.
Which eyes are giving mischievous?
Which eyes are giving mischievous?
Pat-upon?
He does have masculine features.
Maybe something like that, maybe like the Dr. Manhattan.
But now the eyebrows look fucked up because it looks like he just has four eyes.
I can't believe people are saying this is more right.
See now this, he looks like a character in Throne of Blood that has shaved their eyebrows
off and then drawn them back on.
eyebrows sharper eyebrows well it's not Elon Musk anymore you're right about that
Damn, I think I kind of fucked him up, man.
I feel like this kind of does not look like my friend at all.
I feel like we're kind of just going to send it anyway, because life's too short.
I think that's his, but his forehead looks so huge, man.
Like that's kind of his hair, but his hairline is all fucked up.
I mean, I don't know, I can't capture his eyes, man.
Any chance the nose is what's fucking us?
Not at all, but you know what I got to change the eyes I just don't buy them.
Wait!
This has changed.
I think we might have just gone back to the original, but this has changed everything.
And then, I think you send him in.
I'm going to say that's good enough.
No, that's not what I was looking for.
I'm sorry to say.
You know, he's got some cheekbones.
Can I see some Dan emojis in chat, please?
Definitely not.
That's me. I got one of those.
That's Dan's game.
I'm talking about the other Daniel.
He's got stubble, but even the lowest stubble is like too much like this.
This is not this is like a robber from a cartoon.
That's horrible, man.
I think we'll just leave him as is.
I honestly think that's pretty good and you're gonna hate me for saying this.
Dan's about this much shorter than me.
It's the truth.
And I know that Dan is shorter than me.
And the reason I know he's shorter than me is because I know I'm 5'10".
And every time he asks how tall I am, he goes, how tall are you, six foot?
And I understand the machinations that would lead a man to ask that question of someone
who's 5'10".
Dan's also in great shape.
I don't know, would a guy prefer to be like stretched out or pushed in?
So I don't answer that.
I don't answer that.
Bro, what?
I mean like every...
My name is Dan.
Physically.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, that's pretty good!
It's not for me to say so to speak, but...
Dan I actually don't know how old Dan is. I'm gonna make a guess that Dan
Was on big brother in like 2010
2010 I feel like he would have been like I was 22 I feel like he would have been
I'm going to say Dan is 42.
My name is Dan.
My name is Dan.
My name is Dan.
He actually does have like a child like...
Today is April 16th, 2026.
So, how does this boy sound?
We obviously need to go a little deep, a little faster.
My name is Dan.
My name is Dan.
My name is Dan.
And then a little deeper.
It's nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
to me I am the
so how does this voice sound my name is Dan it's nice to meet you today is April
16th 2026 so how does this voice sound my name is Dan it's nice to meet you today
is April 16th 2020 my name is Dan it's my name is Dan my name is Dan my name
is Dan my name is Dan it's nice to meet my name is Dan it's nice to my name
My name is Dan. It's nice to meet you.
My name is Dan. It's nice to meet you.
My name is Dan. It's nice to meet you.
My name is Dan. It's nice to meet you.
My name is Dan. It's nice to meet you.
My name is Dan. It's nice to meet you.
My name is Dan. It's nice to meet you.
My name is Dan. It's nice to meet you.
My name is Dan. It's nice to meet you.
My name is Dan. It's nice to meet you.
My name is Dan. It's nice to meet you.
He's here!
My name is Dan. It's nice to meet you.
My name is Dan. It's nice to meet you.
My name is Dan.
My name is Dan.
It's nice to meet you.
My name is Dan.
It's nice to meet you.
My name is Dan.
It's nice to meet you.
My name is Dan.
My name is Dan.
It's nice.
My name is Dan.
Literally, that's it.
Is Dan related to anyone on the island?
Nope.
Kind of a lone wolf.
movement honestly strikes me as a pretty quick guy I would say that Dan is
polite his energy is not flat for sure his thinking runs the gamut he's a
little corked up as he should honestly be a merry maker without a doubt when
he spawns in he should be a cheerleader positive enthusiastic and
always beaming smiles for their own sake and to help others too.
That seems like Daniel.
I could absolutely see that.
Oh, popped up right next to me.
He needs to be red though.
Do it!
That's Dan!
Brother, right.
It's nice to meet you.
I'm Dan.
I'm a considerate cheerleader.
No matter what you're going through, I'll have your back.
I'll share you on as you grow and pick you up if you fall.
I hope we get along well.
Huge.
What do you think, brother?
You want an egg?
Yum.
Yummy! He liked it.
I get the feeling that you'd really enjoy it crap am I right brother I didn't say talk
to me bro I'm so close to leveling come on
We leveled up at the Wishing Fountain, too.
Your island reached level 3.
You have a gift.
A little quirk.
Let's see.
Walking styles.
Ah, it's really walking styles.
I don't know, man.
I don't know man, how about a street dancing 101 DVD?
That could be funny to give to Dan and then watch him start doing some street dancing
moves or something like that.
I do need to hang on, we're having a fun time over here, don't ruin it.
I wanted to check on you.
I wanted to give you a gift of, how do I give myself a gift of the walking style?
You need to level up welcome thank you very much you're welcome Daniel I was just walking
on the beach by himself something on your mind something on your plate brother
oh I had dress nachos yum
he loves it holy shit he liked it better than the fried egg for sure
I do have to see like I mean this should be over but I gotta see what happens man
We haven't met yet have we my name is Dan your dad I'm Ryan
Rivals
I love talking about goblets man
we're totally on the same page stop at his little feet look at that
and then
well you don't have to jog over to me
my name is Kate nice to meet you Kate I'm Dan
Just homely talking about herself in the hopes of making a new friend.
So far so good.
Alright, well like...
Oh shit.
He's always crashing out.
Um.
Hello.
All right, well like oh shit he's crashing out
Hello, hello
I feel like I shut up my fashion game now that I've got some neighbors here on a lot grand be up. That's so real
It would be odd if everyone wore the same thing all the time
Dan on the news?
We interrupt to bring you some breaking news.
It's DNN.
At long last, I law Grandia has its very own clothing shop.
Residents are overjoyed, gathering outside the wear and wear to explain, so this is where pants come from.
And finally, I can get past those no-shirt, no shoes, no service signs.
Thanks for watching.
I'm Dan, interrupt to date.
Lisa got him away from your wife?
Yeah, but he's go- Oh, sorry, I'd love to stay and talk more, but I'm about to be on TV. Motherfucker!
Okay.
Dude, it's the shirt we want!
I don't think we want them in the- We don't want the outfit, though. Hang on.
Oh, shit, take me back.
We want- The Dan outfit is- is easy enough, man.
It's basic T-Red.
not a skirt but gym shorts might not have gym shorts yet can run some black cargo shorts
then the shoes honestly he very much strikes me as a shower sandals everywhere sort of
guy and then do we oh I don't want to talk to you right now I want to talk to
you bro what are you doing you have a nice little chit chat sitting down ass
the sand on the beach? Well I shop for clothes for you? I don't want to give you an outfit.
Okay, I'll buy myself a little something too. I don't know, maybe I'll buy myself some jeans.
I feel like I should have I feel like I should have my fashion game
Wait, though, that's kind of awesome
He didn't see doesn't like jeans oh my god
It's got off my screen.
So I guess you're just a news anchor now.
And we were all taking turns, but now you're just the guy?
What happened, brother?
Damn Fel, and he can't get back up.
I'll bring someone.
Are you all right?
Please help me.
Aha.
There's the source of the problem.
Um, you might need to use a little more room.
What the hell's happening?
Thank you.
No need to thank me.
Huge.
Damn, we're vibing!
And then I would love to check on you.
Yes, this is really gonna put your whole outfit together, man.
Your whole look is gonna come together as a result of this.
That was a hit.
Our surprise there.
That's the wrong button.
I really have to give him every piece of clothing individually, like it's so insane, man.
You can create an outfit and give it to him.
and give outfits. The outfit is this and this, as in his damn undies man.
Damn!
Kittalmatic?
Expression with band like.
Expressions are words or phrases you could preselect text or enter a text you like!
This is easy man. When happy?
This is easy, man. When happy, it's got to be. Let's go.
But let's do it like this. We'll make it say let's go.
But then it's gonna sound like, let's um go, let's uh go, let's Mario, let's uh go.
I'll settle for Let's Go.
I thought we could put some more sauce on it though.
Am I blind?
Do they have exclamation marks?
They have a great view.
Let's go.
That's good enough.
When happy, he says, let's go.
Here you go. I've given you a dictionary.
Let's go. I love it.
That expression too much sums up who I am as a person.
Alright put a shirt on pervert
Can you can you put this what what happened to his outfit bro, how do I get his outfit back that I gave to him?
Why an edit clothes makes perfect sense
This is literally my man right here.
Dad is joking.
And you said it didn't look like him.
Look at this.
That's him a hundred percent.
Um.
Um.
All right.
Well, I think the island is going on pretty well so far.
Maybe we'll play a little bit more Tomodachi Life tomorrow.
Spent 20 minutes on the hair just to put him in a hat.
That's like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife, brother.
For now, uh, thanks for watching, it's my wife, Live, I think she went back and went
live, right?
Did she keep back and went live?
She is indeed.
I will send you over there.
Enjoy yourself and I will be back, uh, tomorrow.
Maybe we'll play Tomodachi, maybe we'll play something else.
I don't know, man.
Good night!