Northernlion
swag friday | mister some back hair | mister working elgato | (!DemonBluff)
04-17-2026 · 0h 40m
⚠️ VOD is unavailable.
northernlion VODs on twitchBroadcasts 30+ hours are truncated. View the Raw Transcript VTT for the full version.
you
Mods, I am Band Yeti.
It's a soul for a soul here, that's why we call it Vormir.
I removed the bubble shield on VKN, but I brought Yeti back from the brink.
I resurrected them.
Finally, damn, y'all are beefing with VKN as much?
Why was Yeti gone?
It posted ASCII, I think, and the mods saw their opportunity,
which I understand the Yeti's position.
I understand the mods' position, and I
hope that everyone understands my position as well.
From this, my position, I can say I can see both sides.
I can see how a decision was made.
Was it the among us with the huge thing?
I don't know.
Because when you go into the on-band requests,
they still haven't figured out web development
and how to make a responsive IRC.
So even whenever somebody posts ASCII,
When I go into the on-band request, the video, or the player, not the player, the window
is so small that the text gets like all bit crushed and compressed and then stretched
out in other directions.
So it just looks like a bunch of symbols to me.
But I kind of, yeah, that's the one.
You kind of get the vibe of what it is.
You can sort of, almost like a magic eye, you can sort of look at it and go, yeah,
Yeah, if I cross my eyes and focus beyond the plane, I can see what that is.
Mall rat style.
Like Neo in the Matrix.
Wait, that could be something.
If they follow you to Kung Fu, like Neo in the Matrix.
That could be something, man.
Balanced Sebastian Matrix.
It's not your come, not there, after, boy.
What do they mean, though?
It's not your money.
Oh, it's not.
I think I got what they mean.
People on the sub, they hate Yeti.
Come on, listen.
When they had strong opinions on the cruise, I was like, I totally get it, but you can't
be putting yourself into a position where you got strong opinions on one chatter.
Like one chatter that's mostly just trying to have fun, I think.
All I know about Yeti is what they're putting in chat, okay?
You can't be getting really upset.
Oh my God.
They're making hate threads on Yeti, just for chatting.
You know what? I actually totally get it.
Because at the Canucks games, people hate Crazy P.
The old guy who just comes to your section and then bangs a drum and wants you to shout,
go Canucks, go.
They're like, I fucking hate this guy.
I want them to fire Crazy P.
Is it because we know you like to play favorites?
Yeah, but aren't you also one of the favorites?
Don't you have a Kingston connection?
Or are you the one who volunteered at the Cat Solano Festival?
Coyote, Coyote Demon is your Kingston, okay.
Or are you both maybe now that I think about it?
Yeah, I'm the Cat Solano Festival one.
No, not Kingston. Okay, who's that? It's another chatter and I'm sorry, I will know it when
I see it, but it's another chatter whose name starts with a K. I'm the Richmond Hyde
Allow supporter. Richmond Hyde Allow kind of pisses me off, except it's also awesome,
but the parking lot is like, you know, in Hellraiser when they go to like the nightmare
dimension. That's what the Richmond Heidi Laugh parking lot is. But now that I think
about it, there's probably like six Heidi Laugh's in Richmond, so I might need to be
more specific. I'm talking about the one that I think it might be in Aberdeen Center. I
always forget the names of the Richmond malls.
Hazard Biker, give me one reason not to permanently ban you from this domicile right now for spreading misinformation.
You have 15 seconds to type.
You ever hear about the principle that like the time it takes to complete a task is equivalent to the time it takes your given or the time you're given to do the task?
I don't want to give you five minutes to type.
You know, whatever you think, I want you to go shoot from the heart is what I'm trying to say.
That's why every time I send someone a text, I say, respond in one minute or you're dead to me.
You respond right now.
Love, love you mom.
Anyway, we're going to play Tomodachi Life.
And then at noon we're going to play Pragmata.
I think we might be the only people playing Pragmata, which is a single-player game.
I think we might be the only people playing at co-op.
Because apparently on the Nintendo Switch 2, one character gets controlled by one Joy-Con
and another character gets controlled by the other Joy-Con.
So it's a single-player co-op game.
But we're bringing down Kate,
and she's gonna control one character,
and we're gonna control the other character.
One sec, let me turn on my Nintendo Switch.
Holy Cross, Mox, KCVI, let's be real.
I didn't go to either, brother.
I went to, we'll call it, not to insult anybody else.
I think I went to like maybe the third worst school
in the district.
It wasn't even in Kingston proper.
I don't even know if they're all,
Regi called, okay, listen, I didn't go to Regi,
but at least Regi, you can walk out of the school
for lunchtime and go eat at Eastside Village
across the street, man.
Get some pretty tasty Chinese food over there.
That is, I would have killed for that, man.
Where I went to school, you walk across the street
as a convenience store, that's it, man.
Bay Ridge, sorry to say, didn't go to Bay Ridge either.
Gotta go, you gotta go way out in the weeds.
kind of out there in no man's land.
I know y'all are thinking Napanee District Secondary School, ah, ah, ah, ah, would've,
ooh, would've, I could've been a different guy if I went to Napanee District Secondary
School, man.
That was like going out for us if we had a field trip to Napanee District Secondary
School.
So true, I could have met Avril. I mean, actually, I did meet Avril, but I could have met her,
you know, like, more often, even though I think she was like two years older than me.
I could have met her, like, maybe, like, once every three months or something like that
that when we volunteered for the same school fundraiser.
What if we did the whole stream as a me?
Did you ever have a leave high school midday
because no one cared or was that just me?
So I'll be honest with you.
Librarian already knows this story,
but this is genuinely real.
I swear it to you.
I have zero skipped days in high school any day I missed in high school was just because I was sick and
You know back then we didn't believe that germs were real because it was a long time ago
So I probably in my entire high school career
I think I missed four days because I had nut surgery in
11th grade and then probably like two sick days the rest of the year
Now the flip side of this is that in senior year there was a day where we were gonna cut out at
midday to go to the beach and
And I was the only 12th grader I knew that had like back, shoulder, chest and stomach
hair.
So the night before, I shaved like my entire torso in preparation to go to the beach and
have nobody be the wiser, right?
So it took like two hours and I cut the fuck out of myself when I was shaving because it's
impossible to shave your back without like someone else holding the razor.
up the next day with like razor bumps and cuts and you know like not really clean shaven
like stubble everywhere and I was like what the fuck this is gonna be the worst day of
my entire life and then it rained really hard it rained so hard that instead I just went
to my friend's house and we watch Batman Begins on DVD by a divine act of providence. With
my shirt on, yes, exactly, with my shirt on. Thankfully, thankfully in that six week period
there were no opportunities for me to get naked around other people. So I was able to
hide my shame until all of my disgusting 12th grade body hair grew back.
It does itch a little bit.
The realest thing Chibz ever said is the worst part of shaving your whole body is like when
your hair grows back and it grows through your shirt.
So it's almost like you have a million tiny hands inside of your shirt that are gripping
through the shirt to hold it.
It's so crazy.
Game's loading, y'all.
It's kind of a banger soundtrack man.
Live in the dream y'all.
Live in the dream.
Um, we're back with Tomodachi like I tell you there have been some changes on the island.
You may notice there is now a fourth house.
I was playing this with my daughter last night.
My daughter got her own house.
This is not really what she looks like, but she wanted to make herself, you know, have
pink hair and big eyes and like butterfly wings and stuff like that.
So now she's on the island too.
She's on the island just chilling.
So you know, welcome her to the island and let's see what everybody else has got going
on.
give me a second let's see what's going on in a food mart today damn the matzutake mushroom
too bad fancy cupcake we got lots of money now too you know what I mean
shit him call me crazy I don't think we can buy four matzutake mushrooms but I'll
buy four of everything else man thank you very much damn look at my grocery
We should air that shit out on social media
Post like an empty cart with four Matsutake mushrooms and then a receipt that says like
$368
Cost the cost of living is getting too crazy, man. Oh
Don't don't die Matsutake mushrooms. Um
Wait a second little house on the prairie type shit this and the Alexander Hamilton hair would go so crazy
crazy. All right, now we're good. Now we're good to see what's going on, man. Daniel,
you okay? By the way, I have to tell you when we check on Daniel here before we look at
his thoughts. Good morning. Last night, he betrayed me in the ultimate way that a man
could betray me. He's good friends with my wife, but he's only acquaintances with me.
And also if I may, my character was spending a lot of time vibing with my real life daughter,
also in the game is my daughter I vibe with her she's just sort of like she's okay with me she
she thinks that we're like like minded like I'm getting blown out through every possible avenue
right now man just like real life but it'll change when she needs something um first off brother
how's your stomach doing we don't know for now for now take an energy drink I mean it is
like nine in the morning.
Yum.
Bottoms up and he eats the cane.
Oh my gosh.
Oh, he likes it.
He likes it more than eggs, but less than nachos.
Can I say I think that's perfectly fair.
And then you're still a little hungry, my friend.
If you're a little hungry, I think you should eat.
I should just feed him four energy drinks and then see if he has a heart attack.
I don't think I've given you an apple yet, but you know what?
We got four fancy cupcakes, let them lie there fresh.
You buy baked goods, you got to eat them that day.
It's that simple.
Oh, he loves it.
He really liked it.
Even more than nachos.
And he leveled up.
Damn.
So we've already given him an expression.
He already says, let's go.
What is a kid-O-Matic?
Does it like reduce your age or something?
Like it turns you into a kid instead of an adult?
Because when my kid leveled up in the game
they had an age-O-Matic
that I think could turn them into a grown-up.
Turns them into a kid.
Well, for now,
maybe it's time for Daniel to get like
a baseball.
He seems like a, I mean,
seems like a sporty guy.
Let's give him a baseball.
You gave him a baseball
Thank you. I really wanted this
All right, and now after giving you the gift now, I know I want to know what you're thinking my butt
Can we change up this room's look? Absolutely
Dan wants to renovate his home if only there was some sort of facility you could use to do that wait a second
Wait a second
Oh, it's gonna be my kid on the news!
No, it's not.
It's my wife.
It's good to bring you some breaking news.
Here's what's happening on our island.
A renovation center has officially opened on our log brand VEGA.
The local TNC Renow Home Supply Cells interior sets, which can bring new life into residents'
homes.
Hopes are high that this will raise the quality of life for island residents, or at the very
least, brighten things up a little.
It was looking a little bit male living space.
Everybody just sitting on the floor
with like stripping lines over their head.
What a perfect time for TNC Renault to open up.
Let's shop for an interior set that would make Dan happy.
Every Monday there's a new one.
This is the TNC Renault home supply catalog.
The items are always here for purchase.
Interior sets can be purchased here.
Okay, Blank Canvas is crazy.
Um, I mean, to be honest with you, my good friend, Danny, I know we could like design
this stuff individually, but I'm just not that kind of guy.
I do sort of feel like a chic set with all, well, isn't he just going to blend in with
the walls, man?
Like all I know about Dan's set up is that it kind of looks like this.
He has the couch behind him, exposed bricks set.
If I had to guess, I feel like his streaming room has more of like a log cabin plus a cap
sort of vibe, but I'm not 100% sure on that one.
One thing's for sure, I think this is going to be my wife's setup.
I'm digging the antique set to be honest with you, everybody's a little bit different.
I'm going to put him in the exposed brick, man.
Thank you very much.
You're welcome, sir.
come again. Head back to Dan's house. By the way, you you moved to my island and you're the first
person to actually get some furniture. Hardly seems fair. Not to mention I barely even leveled up.
Everybody else is like level three. Living in some alley in New York, photo eagle. You're not a real
New Yorker. New York doesn't have alleys. That's like one of the first things you learn about it.
I'm embarrassed on your behalf. I know I didn't mean to air you out like that but that's a classic
like video essay topic. He loves it! He actually does love it. So what if it is P? Who cares?
Renovating the interior of a home can drastically change how it looks.
Huge if true. Other means are sure to want the latest and greatest in home renovations too.
Interior parts you replace will be stored with your belongings, so renovate your heart out.
Okay, you don't need to... it's a little crazy.
We interrupt to bring you some breaking news. Here's what's happening on our island.
I love Randy Yars, now capable of sustaining five individual lives,
Meaning another resident can move to the island, and we can finally build a basketball team.
We've also received word that a quick build amenity is likely to open sometime after that six special summon arrives.
Quick build amenity.
Thanks for watching.
I'm Luna.
Interrupt today.
She is gonna love that.
She was actually like...
My daughter loves to...
She loves the idea of video games, but she doesn't really love to press the buttons in the video games,
which made Tomodachi life like a perfect fit for her.
You're looking chipper, brother.
Thank you.
I'm gonna try not to think about the fact that you have, I mean, you're, I guess you know
what she does like us equally, but they've got, I would like it more if we were side
by side.
Let's put it that way.
I'm hungry.
It's too real.
Um, you would love IRL.
This would be a huge hit, even if you just ate the icing.
Hmm.
Bizarre.
Hmm...
Bizarre.
Wonder nachos, huh?
Guy who doesn't understand the point of Tomodachi Life.
Wait, I spent four bucks on a cupcake?
Then when I fed it to somebody, I got $11 back?
Bro, infinite money glitch.
I'll just keep buying food?
Why wouldn't this game so broken?
just keep buying food and feeding people. I broke into get I broke the economy
already, bro.
It's an impression of me like a few years ago. Um, you can give your kid an
energy drink. It's okay. As long as it's only like every other day. And it's
sugar free.
Oh, wait, she liked it.
Not more than fried egg, though. Okay, good to know.
Well, you know what well while we're here, she's on the Dan diet
How would you feel about like a Greek salad?
Yum
Oh, she loves a Greek salad
It's number one that's real Greek salad is really good and she leveled up
She already has a laptop.
She loved it.
Out of all the goods, she wanted to get a laptop because she loves to pretend to do
work, which I guess after she said that, I realized that's a trait that must be on the
Y chromosome.
It would be a little quirk.
She definitely, like, greets eagerly would be cute, or greets in a hyped-up style, greets.
She loves to be cute, greets with the curtsy is kind of,
she does do that, she does do that.
Anytime we take a picture, she does a little curtsy.
I think we gotta go with that.
She's gonna be tickled pink when she comes home
and sees that her character's doing that.
This me now has the greets with the curtsy quirk.
All right, enjoy your school day.
I'm backing out, I'm gonna spend some time with myself.
wait though at the wishing well oh that this might be two levels bro I might
finally be able to get the muscle training the ED
what wish do you wish to grant tea you can now wish for new interior sets to
be added to the TNC Renault home supply and when your wishes granted you get a
gift honestly I feel like getting little quirks is so value oh we don't
get them to level 10. I feel like the quirks are so valuable to really flesh
out like to flesh out the characters that we add to the island. I want to unlock
those. I've never really thought about what my eating style is by the way. You
okay Dan? Did you discover something? Oh oh oh!
Wait, oh no, he's gonna fall in love with my wife!
No!
Or maybe he's just having a good day.
Maybe it's not like a sign or whatever.
Let's see, how do you feel about it?
Good seeing you.
The worst part is, they really bonded when I told Dan to talk to Kate about Ryan.
I gave him the keys to the kingdom
How you doing brother hum?
Good morning
Good morning
That is some type of shit. I'd be saying all the new buildings here on a log grandi
I sure have made things more lively walking between them would be a lot easier if we had some cats
Could you make some for us?
What did you have in mind?
I do have kind of a tactical urbanist vibe to me, so that actually rings true.
Sure, man.
I'm going to stop reviewing, that looks great to me.
Construction projects usually require payment up front, but I know a guy who knows a guy.
Since this is the first project, it'll be free of charge.
So can we go and get started on the construction?
Construct the way!
Oh yeah.
I'm on it.
Let's get going.
I mean, you could have easily just walked on the grass and not brought that concrete
into it, but whatever, man.
Now we can get cars!
Chad, now we can get cars!
Everybody's fake cars. I fucking guys soyjack pointing at a shirt. I love cars. I love internal combustion engines. I love co2 emissions
And just chilling on the fountain. Okay next step. I think is obvious man wait. Oh with this baseball
Oh man
Dude, this is a vibe right here, this is a thumbnail right here
He's having a great day.
Hi.
Welcome.
Oh, and now you work at the store too.
100% you just start with this right here.
I'm not trying to open a can of worms with this discourse.
If this isn't the first thing you buy for your partner in Tomodachi Life after you make them, you've made a huge mistake.
Wait till they fall asleep, a sweep.
Wait till they fall asleep, take their Nintendo Switch and then when they wake up and they
check on themselves, this is what their room should look like and they're going to go what?
I would like to change your interior of the entire room to the botanical set.
Look at this.
She likes it.
That's barely a drop, man.
Yeah, this is different.
Thank you.
Ouch!
Ouch!
Ouch!
Um, okay, well we got more money, you know what the other thing is, I'm recognizing by
the way that this is just playing with dolls, but I'm actually like of the opinion that
playing with dolls is awesome, because it gives you a chance to work on your improvisational
techniques and it's an opportunity to flex your creative muscle.
It's that simple.
People be men. Sorry. Let's take the opportunity to farm some points out this man will literally be like whoa
Why are you playing with dolls instead of pressing a button that makes another number go up, bro?
Bro, you're really changing the clothes on a doll and imagining like what it would be like if it was a real human being
Instead of pressing a button that has an impact on another bottom button that has an impact on a number going up
Come on, man. I do love those games though
Okay, so I'm gonna I'm gonna dress my wife essentially
What does my wife like to wear?
By the way, it's so fucked up that when I dressed myself, I wanted this shirt, but I know that as a bald guy, I can't wear this shirt because it's already been claimed by another bald guy.
Every single time I saw myself in the game, people would go,
Why does he have Anthony Fantano?
What does my wife like to wear?
I mean, this is already, I think my daughter's already wearing this summer cardigan.
She does have some beautiful P-coats, we got a basic dress, I would never, let's see,
cardigan, so this is more of the Ellen DeGeneres fit, I mean to be honest the summer cardigan
is pretty close, maybe we just offer it in like a different color here, this is not close
at all, it's not close to the slightest.
Fuck, I'm crashing out again.
Hmm, photo print team, not at all.
Basic long sleeve, that's already what I got.
How about the dress shirt and the cardigan?
I actually think that maybe in a brown is okay here.
And then cool pants, maybe not the multi-stripe.
Definitely not the denim maxi skirt.
It's a little, it's a little art teacher coded.
No disrespect.
Should we get down with a, with a quarter roll?
And not a quarter roll, so much as maybe a,
that's certainly not a cargo.
Like a wide leg Chimo would go kind of crazy here.
Just in my head, I'm trying to see how this would look.
I don't, I don't know the answer.
No hat, no scarf.
I've got her in pants, so the shoes are important.
The shoes are probably looking at...
Shoes, I'm kind of feeling like...
It doesn't really matter at all.
Kind of feeling like it doesn't matter in the slightest. I'm gonna say that that's good.
But wait, she needs shoes for the outfit, right?
I mean, these are straight-up blundestones.
I don't know why they're calling them side gore ankle boots.
Maybe they don't own the rights to blundestone, but these are 100% blundestones.
I don't need to worry about that because I get all my shoes from my favorite AI company.
Certainly not business shoes, certainly not strappy pumps.
You know, I could be the blundestones.
They're nice and casual.
I mean, you gotta have them in this color right here, obviously, although Kates are actually this color.
Eight bucks for Bloodstones, too. That's crazy.
And then...
The socks, I don't think matter that much.
But though, she's not really a plain sock, though. I want this to be authentic to her...
to her real life.
Otherwise, I'm gonna get in trouble!
Oh, I think she's falling and she can't get up.
Got her.
That's real.
Wait!
She loves it too!
Free XP?
If you get XP, you level up your friendship just for helping people.
Bro, the economy in this game is so fucking broken.
Do you need me?
Yes.
But also, I have a gift for you.
I'm going to package an outfit for you.
I think I did this wrong.
We want to give you a gift that's clothing and then create and give outfit.
It's this.
This.
Wait, it kind of rocks.
Those.
And these.
Not in love with the color of the sweater, if I'm being honest with you.
She loves it though! Oh my god!
Okay, now she might need it good.
She is a musician.
So there is a, there's a pardoning that thinks
giving her the maracas is huge.
But as a musician who is a woodwind player,
I know that they might be offended to be compared to a percussionist.
So that's actually like very dangerous.
Yoga, she's not really, oh, you know what?
She's, she is a camera person for sure.
She's a streamer, she takes pictures, she makes videos, this is perfect.
Thank you, I really wanted this.
Thank you.
I really wanted this.
And who got that camera for you?
Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa, people are...
It's been like 10 minutes since your last crisis man, can you just relax?
Good morning.
my room could use a new pipe absolutely I would like to change your entire room
but first I have to well first you know what I'm gonna do to be honest with you
you gotta have something for breakfast bro try this Greeks out I've still only
fed you two foods I'm really putting on other people's oxygen mask before my
own. That's big. We're gonna fill that bottle up, man.
Huge. And then what kind of vibe would I like for myself? Don't say circus set.
Freak out of these you know what I don't mind the natural wood set this is very
streamer coated I'll admit this is crazy but I kind of like this is what
Austin Powers room is gonna look like I think I think I'm kind of like I like
the antique set don't get me wrong I think I might be a natural wood sort of
And then what what kind of ooh the dark woods
The teal
Little rustic that's that's a little 70s for me personally big but this is kind of like I look like a magic the gathering card in this beast I
Kind of like it with the gray. Thank you very much
Please come again. They're farming me
Add a Cory me, he's easy to make.
A Cory's on the list for sure.
And I'll make him a me.
Hello sir.
I would like to edit your house.
You know what's crazy is that my parents
have been doing some renovations
and their renovations look awesome.
They keep asking me for like my opinion
on paint color and stuff like that.
And they think that I'm being deferential
by having no opinion.
I literally told them, you don't want my opinion on the paint color.
I literally don't even know what color the walls are in my house.
With God as my witness, I know because I'm in here that they're like beige.
Essentially, they come across a little gray on the canvas, but they're beige.
But when I'm outside of the house, I could not tell you what the colors
of the walls in my house are.
You do it.
You can still use like a chair or something.
Oh, he's got a chair.
Well, he just prefers to hop around on the floor. That's okay.
Look at her. Just loving life.
Too real.
Yes.
Light pollution. May we never see the stars again.
Beautiful.
Nice and bright. Now your means don't need to worry about tripping in the dark. Is that
why they keep falling down and being unable to get up?
It'll cost $30.
Oh yeah.
This is literally what it's like to read the minutes for Vancouver City Council
Like there's a sinkhole that opened up in the middle of our beauters Greenway. I
Think we should fix it so people don't fall in it and die wait a hundred and seventeen dollars
Well, let's get a committee. Let's get a commission to do an exploratory review of what it would be like if we were to get the budget for
$117 a get a cut let's get a few consultants on this and run a study and then let's survey
everybody in the neighborhood to see how they would feel about because some people might
say hey you can't fill in that sinkhole that sinkhole that's been here since I was a kid
wait wait okay we can't get any more little quirks we don't have to worry about that for
the time being. I think we definitely would love to get a muscle building 101 DVD.
I love local government. I love city council. I love that even though we elected them to
city council, only like seven of them actually show up for the meetings and one of them keeps
calling in and saying, I can't make it tonight, even though this is literally my job and I
I want the election! I love local politics! I love municipal government!
Anyway, um, okay, let me think about this. Let me think about what's going on.
Well, Dan, what's- Hello? Hello, my friend.
Um, okay. We could play No Repeats if you're up for it.
Let's play, man. When it's your turn, pick the name of a food.
The game ends if someone picks something that isn't a food, is too slow to answer or repeats a food.
No repeats. Food.
Miso soup.
Oh shit.
That deist.
Heh heh.
Cinnamon roll.
Damn.
Candy apple.
Roast beef.
For a same maple taffy on that one, Beast.
Doner kebab.
Dude on.
Tiramisu.
in the zone chewing gum arguably not really a food but
soup plate he's unbeatable bro
pump poos
pretzel sprouts
coconut
sushi black forest cake you were you were very
he's running out because he was me so super jason oh
hold on i will never lose this game i will never
I will never show weakness to anybody on the island
Congratulations you won
Time for your prize. Oh shit. It's let's make a deal bro one thing you know about let