Northernlion
can I show you my island | mister some back hair | mister working elgato | (!DemonBluff)
04-19-2026 · 3h 20m
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It's true gamers were live on a Sunday. Sorry, I'm late. My computer turned off obviously
on Friday. We blew a breaker that after hours of troubleshooting, I believe was broken
because they're a short developed in my paper shredder,
which required a little unplug, replug, unplug, replug,
unplug, replug, flip the breaker, unplug, replug.
Replug, unplug, replug, unplug that, plug that in,
replug this, flip this.
So eventually we, I figured out what it was
and I flipped the breaker and it stayed on,
which was awesome.
But then when our internet started to spin back up,
when our modem and routers started to spin back up,
they just didn't take.
So I was like, I don't really know what to do about this.
And after like 90 minutes, it was just like, nah,
I'm playing, I'm playing, I work.
I just needed to go, I just needed to talk to headquarters
or something real quick.
I don't know.
So, that's what happened on Friday, and that's why we're live on Sunday.
It's not so bad.
Brother, I play and work.
Brother, you print and scan.
Print and scan.
And then because, and this isn't even, like, bad bad, it's something I should have had the
chance to have diagnosed earlier, but then my Elgato, because like, all the power went
off on my computer, the Elgato was like, man, I did not sign up for this shit.
So when I tried to go live today and press the power on my Nintendo Switch, it was like,
I'm on, but like, nobody knows, nobody perceives me.
So then I had to unplug, re-plug, reboot, and then you'd,
long story, I don't know if anybody else here
is a verified streamer, any check marks in chat?
There we go, we got one.
When I launched the Elgato game capture service,
the device that it was set to,
because I had rebooted was my camera,
which caused my camera to then freeze in my stream,
which required me to then,
I don't know if you've ever had to do this shuffle
where like every optical device on your computer
can only have one thing seeing it as a source
at any given time.
So I had to like introduce a third optical source
so that I could shuffle the two valid optical sources around
to try to like tower of Hanoi the settings back,
but we made it man, no sweat.
I'm presently doing that. Here's what I would tell you, okay, open your game capture software, click the cog and then
change the device to game capture, whatever your device is, game capture 60s for me I think, and then go back to your OBS
and then disable, re-enable the source and it'll work for you. There you go, no problem.
We did need to make a temp variable to swap to but anyway, we're gonna play Tomodachi life
I've been playing a little this weekend. Let me make sure this actually works now
I
Heard a lightning bolt strike in my headphones, which is actually believe it or not
They'll tell you that's a bad sign, but it's actually a good sign
It does seem loud as fuck though.
Something like maybe that.
Can I get a boo wee?
Yo actually works.
What item did you get from Let's Make a Deal?
I don't remember because I as soon as the power outage happened, I started to troubleshoot
it and then it was like 12 hours later when I actually got the, when I actually got the
reward.
So by the way, you're going to, well we should, we should slash marker this either way slash
marker.
Tomodachi life.
Yeah, you got it man.
That was Austin Powers.
So I actually, I probably played like three hours of Tomodachi life this weekend, much
like when the pandemic hit and like animal crossing came out.
This game has arrived at like the perfect time in my life for someone just looking for
a little cozy time.
I even played it on the bike on Saturday, which I have to admit, people were like,
I'm not sure that that is a good 90 minute bike ride game and you are absolutely right.
It's a great 75 minute bike ride game.
With 15 minutes left, I went, well, what the hell
am I going to do?
What the hell am I going to do now?
Because I've fed everybody.
I've done all the games and stuff like that,
that they wanted to play.
And I've terraformed my island a little bit.
That is not Yuchae Sock, by the way.
I can understand why you would think that,
because he does it like Yuchae Sock from the Gangnam Style
music video.
Good morning, Alex, by the way.
Good morning.
This is Austin Powers.
I just I need it like he's in the outfit is not a hundred percent right, okay?
But if somebody could teach me how to draw like the blue crushed velvet suit with the ruffle
I think it would actually pop off
Let's see honestly some of my
Some of my islanders might actually be asleep right now. We'll see that's my daughter
I mean I could press the a button when I'm kind of enjoying just watching them vibe here
Let's give it a sec, let's see who's next, it's Dan again, okay, let's wake him up.
I think my controller actually went to sleep.
It's the first time I booted up the game today, so we might have some initialization
stuff, like sometimes they're like, you know, hey brother got a minute, let's go through
who we got here, okay, there's some new stuff going on.
First off, I unlocked the terraforming technology, so I've been moving some stuff
around. I created a nice little like beach park with some vending machines. I'm
still waiting on some stuff to put in here. This being sand would probably make
like a lot of sense. Let me see who we got here. This is me of course. This is
my daughter. Lots of people still sleeping. This is Kate. A lot of people said
there wasn't enough female representation on the island so I added
Rose McGowan from the Doom generation. This is Amy Blue from the Doom
generation. She doesn't we don't really know that much about her yet if you just
give me a second maybe I could feed her like make a feeder a quiche or something
like that she has to see how she feels about it that's so cool I thought I
did a pretty good job on her to be honest and you and by the way I didn't
know a new Gregoraki movie came out this weekend this was just like for two
it has happened stance man damn she leveled up too what do you get for the
girl who has everything though let me see what what would Amy blue from the Doom
generation what's what's her standing style she definitely stands proudly I
don't even think you need to look at all the other ones we'll just go we'll
just apply that right away anybody else you've ever seen the Doom generation or
I just, I mean I'm just playing with dolls essentially, but...
I feel like I got one step closer to my true self.
I'm sure you know.
You gave it two and a half stars?
Yeah, but it has like an enduring legacy for sure.
We interrupt to bring you some breaking news.
We've just received some wonderful news.
An event is being held in honor of brother and to celebrate 20 boosts to island residents' happiness level.
Yay!
Let's go live to the event.
They're celebrating me for making them happy 20 times.
Oh ho ho ho!
By the way, that's you, Chad.
And you might say, why do I have a suit on?
You're saying yourself, why does Chad have a suit on?
Because I'm streaming, bro.
Yo ho ho!
The Silver Trophy.
And a remarkable way to express appreciation for brother.
It truly warms the heart.
I'm Amy Blue from the Doom Generation.
And you're up next.
I forgot that I made her name.
Her name is Amy Blue, but it's pronounced Amy B-
Amy Blue from the Doom Generation.
Just in case you forgot.
Um, what else we got going?
Well, I don't know if you guys have gotten this far
in Tomodachi life, but every day,
if you make them happy, they give you some donations.
97 90 we take those men
What else we got going on here that's new I got this pawn shop where I can like sell the trophies and goods that I get that
I don't really want we got access to the M&N news station the M&M news station breaking news
M&M Slim Shady Marshall Mathers
The Council of NIC is trying to decide if those are three different people or three different aspects of the same
almighty being. I'm Amy Blue from the Doom Generation and you're up to date. Also, we
got a restaurant where apparently they go and hang out. They go hang out at the Salzeria.
Hey Tomo, if you can get off of my computer, it's been a long week man. Where'd you go?
You just like the power button is mounted to the top of the computer. Hello. He ran
away when I took him off the top of the computer. Oh, is that why he's here? Is
dodging some kind of oh that's right I don't know I when I picked them up he
bolted I don't see him though if he's not down there he's not in here he's quick
He's quick with it
Empty shelves yet sources say that I'm working with a sponsor who wants to make sure that I have no IP behind me
But then as a result of my
breaker exploding on Friday
That has now been pushed to Monday, so I figured I'm not gonna put this stuff back on the shelf just for like one day
so I'll
I'll put the stuff back on the shelf on Monday night
By the way I moved the houses man so now we got like one little kind of like
cottage district here we got Chat Dan Austin Powers Kate myself and my daughter
and then of course my good friend mouth I decided I you know he likes to have a
little bit more green space so I've prioritized giving him a little bit of
a garden and right now he's living next to Amy blue but let's see what's
going on in Eminem news station.
This is mean English.
Damn, is that a real oyster?
So while the air who can provide answers is how that's actually pronounced residents for their reactions chance opinion
Please show me the evidence that is the type of shit he'd be saying
That is the type of shit that he'd be talking about from the doom generation and this has been the nine o'clock news
I thought the mouth was pretty good to be honest, okay. Let's get this show on the fucking road
man who wants to talk Austin Powers is feeling positively befuddled I think I did a pretty
good job with his room by the way one thing I noticed about Tomodachi life like I'm just
gonna tell you he did not like this room when I gave it to him I don't give a fuck bro your
Austin Powers this is called the groovy room and you're like the dude from the
60s so I don't really care if you're like mmm this is different who cares
good friends with Dan great thinking what should we talk about what would Austin
Powers and Daniel talk about that's a good question let's see well what would
Austin Powers and Daniel both enjoy I'd have to think about that I'm not
gonna put shagging that's that would be glib fighting evil they both they both
combat evil I suppose in their own way don't think let's not put in swinging
swinging in the 60s had a slightly different context than it does in the
2020s I gotta think about this judo judo is a good answer man you know what
Especially because Dan has a little bit of a martial arts pension himself
Antibody they should talk about I think judo makes a lot of sense man
Judo
Judo
Got it. I'll go talk to him about judo. Oh my god. He's actually gonna do it. What an idiot
Oh, man.
Morning, Dan.
Do you feel like talking about...
Judo?
Pause.
Sure, but tell me, Austin Powers, how much do you know about Judo?
Oh, like, so much.
That's true, I've seen the movies.
Judo rulebook every night before bed.
Well, that's some serious dedication.
Here, let me put up the overlay for you for a second here.
Oh, you go get Tomo.
Maybe one day we can do it together.
Chad, keep your ears open.
We're extricating Tomo from under the shells.
You need any help?
It went great, by the way.
What will be what will Austin Powers called Dan?
I can't picture Austin Powers saying Dan.
I can definitely picture Dan calling Austin Powers Austin.
Austin.
Hey, Austin.
Wait, Daniel Baby.
Daniel Baby.
Yes.
Okay.
He should just, whenever he greets anybody, I like that we're building out their characters
bit by bit.
He should just introduce them by their name plus baby.
That makes perfect sense.
Daniel Baby.
Oh, behave.
Top of the morning, Daniel, baby.
Daniel, baby?
What are the other options?
What will he call Dan when talking with that?
Daniel, baby, okay.
No comma, you think the comma's so in and down?
In the script, I feel like it had a comma, though,
because he takes a beat before he says baby.
Except when he says, I'm sorry,
baby, I didn't know it was your turn.
Top of the morning, Daniel, baby.
Sure, why not, man?
Nice.
I knew Judo would bring Daniel Baby and me together.
Makes sense.
We've made a huge mistake.
It should say Daniel, but he should pronounce it Daniel Baby.
That's the meta moving forward, for sure.
OK, anybody else got problems?
Chance got an issue.
Let's see what's going on.
I do, but also you can't see it, but my daughter is waving right behind my head right now.
Not IRL.
She's a grandma in grandpa's house, but she's up there going, hi.
Hi, father, please.
What's up? I can take a second
Street lamp right here
By on the beach
Maybe another time I gotta be honest with you chat
It's one of the dumbest fucking ideas I've ever heard in my entire life. I'm not putting the lamp on the beach
That's just not gonna happen yes, I will play zoom quiz
Guess what the zoomed-in item is
Here's your first zoomed in item. What do you think it is?
Bro, that's a pork bun. 100% that's a bow.
Pork bun.
100%
Here's your second zoomed in item. What do you think it is?
That looks like some kind of cake maybe.
Oh, shit.
Um...
I definitely don't think it's a circuit board. I'm gonna say that's a chocolate egg.
Answer it!
yes yes McDonald's french fry it's not yummy cake I know that cuz I made yummy
cake that's gotta be veggie burger
easiest game of my life
by the way I have so many gifts to give people I could even send somebody on my
island on a trip to Hawaii. Good things come in small packages. I got a candle
instead of a flat screen TV. Yes, hello. Would you like to play a game as well?
Here to try bowling yo, I would love to try bowling
Throw the ball and knock over all the pins
Shit that's tough. Yo, this would be an incredible split though imagine
Oh
I could have easily just done it in two
I fucked it up.
Imagine though.
Oh!
This is the first time I've ever lost at one of these games, man.
Is this how we finally get toilet paper?
You got a box of tissues.
That ain't so bad.
Um, and then Malph wants to talk too.
to talk to I'm just glad nobody's asleep bro 937 on a sunday like people are up
getting that bread good morning I'm so hungry please feed me you're literally
like months older than me man but go ahead have some stewed beef yum
Oh, he loves it.
He loves it.
Even more than fried spring rolls.
And I'm fucking rich.
I think I love giving people expressions in this game, especially early.
I knew exactly what to put for mouth.
Sheriff Ray's mouth would likely say with an angry face.
I had this one stored up.
I've heard him say this like five times
in the past five days.
Not necessarily always to me.
Sometimes to you.
He loves to say eat my cornhole.
Eat my cornhole?
I
Eat my cornhole
Eat my cornhole
I always wanted to say that I knew it bro
What can I tell you?
Now here's what i'm thinking, okay
Give me so we got one more
The squeaky wea gets the grease way we're chatting bro by the way
Kate's super in love with me, and I'm falling in love with her. We've been sweethearts for one day
On Friday night Kate's me talk to my me or talk talk to in-game me the brother and said
I
Think I'm having strong feelings about them should I go talk to him and I went nah
It's all in your head, and she went
okay and then since then everything's been smooth sailing man they're dreaming of
what jeopardy would be like together I don't like seeing Dan like this good
seeing you my luck is lacking a certain something can you get me bottoms that
match my current outfit you look great how you are man oh you think well I
guess it's missing the chain it's not missing the pants keep wearing this
huge and then give him a little because he's about to level up man.
I think Dan and Chad are like-minded by the way so I've only given Dan one expression
so far when he's happy he says let's go. I've given him a baseball too. I feel like
Dan greeting karate style makes sense.
Greetings karate style little quirk. I feel a bit more. I feel a bit more. Okay huge.
Alright now we can actually start playing the game. Now we can start
playing with dolls and by that I mean I you know what we have to do step one we
have to give people some of these gifts that are like burning a hole in my
pocket man so one thing's for sure where's Austin powers his house is over
here somewhere okay Austin hum hum hello Austin is meant almost nobody on
island and he's been here since Friday I think but this is he's very antisocial
which is not how I made him of all the items that I've unlocked so far of
which there are many as you can see I think Austin Powers would definitely be
the type of motherfucker to have an incense burner you gave him an incense
burner see he's not himself man he's unsure if this is a good match for him
Alright, well, how do you feel about this shit, buddy?
He really liked that.
GURR, BABY!
Very GURR!
Now, he has an expression too, right?
As a catchphrase, he says, yeah, baby.
Is there another?
greeting. So when happy says groovy, oh he does say oh behave that's right but
when does he say oh behave? Happy when he's happy he says shag of delik. Let's
say when he's happy he says oh behave. Okay.
Twins Basil? I have to think about the use case for that one.
Oh, Behave.
Dude, I love when they level up and they become a little bit more like self-actualized.
It's like seeing your friends start a hobby.
And you're like, yes dude, I always thought like a hundred percent you'd be the type of dude to do some unicycling.
That's not too bad.
He kind of hit it, he got the spirit.
You gotta meet some people man.
But first I got more gifts to give.
I don't know if I have anything that Amy Blue from the Doom generation will be super interested
in.
Let me see.
Okay.
Malph's having a great time.
I hate to interrupt him.
Do you need me?
Do you need me?
Uh, I need you to, I mean, if I'm being real with you, you seem like the type of
fellow who would love to have died so you could play a board game.
seems like the type of guy who brings a board game to the function. Complimentary.
Clock them. He really likes it.
How'd you get his voice so perfect? So here's how yesterday went. After lunch I
dropped my daughter off at my parents house so they could have a sleepover
And then I spent like five hours getting forms for my taxes
And and sending them to my accountant and then like
6 30 p.m. Rolled around I just booted up Tomodachi life and my name is mouth and today is April 18th
2026 my name my name is mouth and today is April 18th 2026
My name is mouth and today's April 18th 2026. How do you like that? They was like that for I'm not gonna say hours
But it was for some time
Holy shit, not quite man, but I do have a wish, I have two wishes, absolutely we have
to send somebody on a trip to Hawaii man.
You know what Chat?
I kind of owe you one.
I think I also sent your ass to Australia.
I got lots of photos of you guys chilling in the Great Barrier Reef, but I'll send
you on a trip to Hawaii.
I promised you one, I'm going to give you one man.
Oh, are you really getting me a white one?
Thank you so much. Time to pack my bags.
Here they go.
Whoa! You did it!
The heck? I didn't say you'd get a plus one.
That's very nice of you though.
I got it. Thank you.
Jeez.
Damn that's beautiful.
Thank you.
Whoops, I flubbed the picture.
How bad y'all?
Oh damn, you're on Big Island.
Thank you.
You are not on Big Island. This is the Jurassic Park set. Of course, save them to the system's album, man.
Oh, from Hawaii, it's gotta be LA.
Hawaiian Keech, that's like 350, man. It's not even emblematic of the
the nation of Hawaii that's nothing that's that's the kind of souvenir thank
you for saying it that's the kind of souvenir you get at the airport I mean
that's the souvenir you get when you forgot to get a souvenir that being said
hello type of thing that a guy like me might be interested in you see I don't
really want any of these other things to be honest with you all settle for
Hawaii keychain
looks like he's like ok whatever
I mean I don't really give a fuck I guess
there enough man
you still bored and you want some company
I want to talk with some
you know what let's see here
I'm gonna pick, well I'm not gonna pick your nose
I'm gonna pick you up.
I'm gonna remember how to play the game.
I'm gonna pick you up.
Why don't we have you talk to Austin Powers?
You guys have no relationship so far.
Damn, he's just pondering the incense.
Don't get it twisted, my name is Pan.
So, yeah.
Hey, I forgot about that.
I'm Austin Powers.
Don't get it twisted, play the game, it's so travel.
Get it? That's it. Playing Jeopardy is so treble.
Let's go. Like-minded. Me and Austin Powers are like-minded.
That's why we find each other so funny.
Thanks for helping me and Austin.
Can I say something?
So I forgot.
I gave myself a catchphrase.
The catchphrase is when starting a sentence, I say chat.
But instead of it being pronounced chat, it's pronounced.
Can I say something?
You all right brother, oh he's got the damn hiccups you know what y'all bring someone
there's a lot of people that you uh that have not met you yet let's bring Amy blue from
the doom generation here I damn she's at this is something that fucking Amy blue from the
doom generation would be doing she'd be eating some shit in a diner a hundred percent
but you know what actually I don't think they've met Malfee I'm not gonna interrupt
in the middle of her meal. Let's pick this fella up and then drop him in on Dan.
Plus, Malph is kind of the expert at knowing what to do with hiccups anyway.
I've never seen a case this bad before. I'm gonna be okay though. Right.
You're so kind. Don't worry about it.
Huge.
You see, was he saying pepperoni, macaroni? Like, that's my bit, man. That's my joke.
I mean man, let me let me take a peek here.
Do we get any new little quirks we got appetite set a two piece little quirks set for anyone
who has an appetite big or small and an anger set that unlocks at level 20 honestly I think
Here's what I gotta do.
What's that farming?
Oh, I don't have enough.
I was gonna send my wife to Kyoto.
I was gonna send my wife to Kyoto.
Let's, this song like the appetite said,
big eater, light eater.
That's literally like free characterization.
Somebody fell asleep, man.
Is that me?
Oh, sometimes characters fall asleep
and you enter their dreams,
you get some freaking treasure, bro.
Huge.
Damn, really makes me think.
I did have a dream last night, and this is true.
For some reason, like Euro, the UEFA football competition
was taking place in Toronto.
But, and like Mark Carney, our prime minister
was like driving me there, but I'm gonna tell you
that dude did not know how the fuck to drive in Toronto.
So we were driving on like these overpasses
and he kept crashing the car like into the edge
of the overpass to the point where it looked
like the car was gonna fly off the overpass and kill us.
And so I got out of the car, like in Toronto,
and I was like, man, fuck this,
I'm just gonna walk to the smoke shop and watch Euro myself.
I have no idea what it means
about the current state of Canadian politics
or my mental health.
But I know one thing, that motherfucker
does not know how to drive.
But I did get to the smoke shop
and they were playing Euro.
By the way, I didn't see because I was talking about my dream.
Did I actually get an item here?
Confirm no item.
Okay, but she is hungry though.
I found out yesterday this is true husband tech.
I fed her stewed beef yesterday and then she said it was her favorite food ever.
So I bought a fuckload of stewed beef, man.
made her say itadakimasu when when she eats food and I made her eat slow which
is true to life and you know what she should she should she really liked it
I know that's why that's why I bought out the store before because the good
cycle every day bro she might not be able to get stewed beef for like another
month but of course I'll tell you straight up light eater small portions
Those are enough to fill her up.
The Me now has the light eater quick.
Huge.
You can buy every food you've got unlocked.
What the grocery store doesn't just sell four items a day?
No!
Amy Blue from the Doom Generation!
I'll bring someone.
Let's bring some people that haven't met.
I don't know, honestly, she's doing some work.
I do wanna know what Austin Powers would think
of Amy Blue from the Doom Generation.
Like it's kind of like,
what if an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?
Like Austin is irrepressibly charismatic,
charming and affable, except when he lost his mojo.
But Amy Blue is like unable to be moved
human sentiment so don't worry I watched a video on this one he would probably say
blue v baby you're so kind what a relief you're okay now that is a fucking lie
I cannot think of two people more diametrically opposed than Amy Blue and Austin Powers.
Wait, that is good. My God, he's pulling out his enormous drill.
And then it's a dentist talking to a dental hygienist.
We're just going to make sure that we resize your hole.
I don't know, that's not something a golfer says, but you get the idea.
I like where your head's at, Wolfskie. I like where your head's at.
Okay, so everyone's chilling so far. Let's see what we got going on
Some ABC lounge wear that's actually kind of peak fluffy lounge wear biker jacket outfit almost
Almost Amy blue-coated. I'm not gonna lie to you the okay
The Hassan shirt kind of goes fucking nutty
Office uniform top and my kid literally has this shirt
safety vest
Casual coveralls, it's giving Queens University colorful pants could be big
for us to be honest with you. Train suit, spacey tights, VR heads, wait a second!
Nooo! Sean bro! Yes! Yes! It's the greatest day of my life!
Dan's having a great day already too.
Man, he's like, he can't be stopped.
He's just hopping on one foot, falling over.
But look at these got flowers coming out of his head, man.
He's gonna love it.
There's no way he doesn't love it, man.
This is so real.
Yeah
Is he a slides guy
That's one thing I don't know about Dan, but I made an educated guess that that as a father who lives in the Midwest
He's got a pension for like Adidas slides. I really thought that out of all the shoes that were available to me at the time
I thought that was
That was a weighted guess of what I thought would be the best for him
He needs socks
Can I say something? I kind of fuck with socks and sandals, man.
I don't care if it's a po-
Like, cause it was a fashion faux pas for like, so long.
You know the other thing that was a fashion faux pas for so long?
Um, shorts with high socks.
But then, sometime in the last few years, the shorts and high socks, uh...
I don't even know what you would call it. Like, the inability to do it, expires.
And people started to like revise it again now. It's no longer like a
fashion non grata
Still looks ass now whatever I'm 37. I'm doing all right
I'm just talking to nobody, huh?
See what's going on here? Okay, so I still have so many gifts to give away
Amy blue have you eaten anything today? I fed you already now if you you literally said I'm hungry
Kate, I fed her some stewed beef. How am I doing?
Hum.
Hum?
Hey, what do you need?
You're hungry as fuck, man. What's your favorite food? I forget.
Greek salad? That's a problem.
Is she trolling me?
Dude, I did it! I got sparkling water.
I wanted to wait until I could stream Tomodachi Life to see if life imitates art, bro.
Because I mean, bottoms up and the devil laughs.
This should be number one.
He merely tolerates it.
That's all right.
That's all right, you can have some more.
I mean, I don't know.
You gotta save this stewed beef for your wife.
Let's try some bulgogi.
IRL, I like it, but I don't know.
My controversial take on bulgogi
is that it's merely pretty good.
Not like a life transforming food or anything like that.
I should make Coke Zero.
Oh dude, I can still drink Coke Zero in the game.
Probably nothing wrong with that.
Yo, Dan and Austin Powers still chilling together.
They're really close.
Like they're so close together.
Why are they so close?
I'm gonna be honest, I think I'm a bad father. You're eating in like three days. Um, what
do we got here? You might be a... You might enjoy a coconut. I don't know.
She hates, she loathes it!
She didn't like it at all.
It made her very sick.
She's allergic.
You're right.
Probably because she ate the shell, man.
Here, have some yummy cake.
Bam, she hates the yummy cake too.
She doesn't like anything.
Alright, well enjoy your yoga.
Did you make chat non-binary?
They're non-binary and they're pansexual.
And if you have a problem with that grow up, it's 2015.
Still got a beautiful like mid-century sorta like picket fence plot.
Just move it in ready man.
need to think about who I would make the next me I don't think chat's eating in a
while either I did send you the Hawaii though so you should have had some like
huli huli chicken or whatever
you chat why don't you have some bulgogi yeah
This is so real I thought you would love it one thing's for sure the internet loves Korean food
I'll fuck them with it as much as I thought though
Maybe if it was cooked in a tense outside in myungdong, they would have been like now now we're fucking talking. Oh, I should have fed them edamame
people online go fucking crazy for edamame without realizing that it's literally just beans
with salt on the outside of the pot.
All right, well, there is no pleasing.
It's okay.
I'm not I'm not saying it's bad.
They really like that.
Not quite, I really thought we would get there, man.
I eat the pod, cause I'm an idiot.
I mean, eating the pod's not that bad.
It's just sorta like eating the seed on the sunflower.
It's just kind of like unappetizing.
Um.
Oh.
Hiya.
Hiya to you as well, Daniel.
Daniel, you want some food?
Um...
Um, some yummy cake.
I bought four of these yesterday.
Look at this.
Easy, easy to please, man.
Any chance you want some edamame?
I bought all this edamame, but I don't feed it to anybody.
Same thing with the mushroom.
By the way, did you guys buy the fucking $75
Maida Kane Fukikitaru mushroom that was in the shop
like two days ago?
I bought four of them.
That shit was like $300.
I fed it to my original four Islanders.
Nobody gave a shit about it at all.
Nobody gave a fuck about it, man.
We don't all get the same shop.
Save your money.
Do not buy the $75 Maite Katake Fuki Kitaru Mushroom, okay?
It's not worth it.
Nah, man, someone's going to Kyoto.
In three more wishes.
Let me see what kind of amenities we got here, man.
What do we need as a populace?
I would say, I mean, honestly, as boring as it is, a trash can kind of goes crazy.
Something to put next to the vending machines to add some realism.
Wait, wait, wait, this is huge.
Someone's actually using my fucking seesaw.
One person sees all wait this is so real though. This is some shit. She would actually do
She's like excuse me, where's James Duvall Greg Iraqi where's James Duvall wait one second Kate's tweaking
Good morning. Good morning to you as well. What's your what seems to be the problem? Good morning,
Apollo, by the way. Good morning. Oh, any suggestions? Um, go out. Of course. I love going out. I mean,
staying in is all right too. Dude we should add Bob Dylan from the 1975 Roland
Thunder review tour. Oh my god that's the greatest idea of all time when we had
the the fuck ass makeup on and shit like that. Yes we could add like four
different Bob Dylan's man. 1964 Woody Guthrie ass Bob Dylan with the
again that stupid ass little hat blonde on blonde Bob Dylan with the fuck-ass out
of focus cover oh my god Rose sprawled out on the pitch looking at his damn
pit looking at his red one hey mouth why are you watching red one hey mouth on
my mouth I don't know if you saw but on Ryan's stream you were watching red one
for a long time. I didn't know you were that big of a fan of The Rock and J.K. Simmons.
Because I think that's who's in that movie. I have not seen it though.
I was in that movie? Wait, really? J.K. Simmons in the chat?
She's too real, man.
Let me see what's going on with the quick build today, too.
Give me a yellow trash can.
Thank you very much.
and then each yoga this no place has ever fucking begged for a trash can as much
as this corner right here that's fucking real bro
Are you gonna play this Apollo?
It's kind of like the greatest game that's ever been made, even though it's possible
by next week I'll be like, I don't fuck with this game anymore.
I knew it!
I knew you were gonna tickle the Tamoria!
Don't get it twisted, they seem to be reviewing the restaurant and giving it top marks.
That scene character, I do, I'm very easy to please at a restaurant to be honest.
Not sure it's my vibe, I already played Pocopia, yeah, but does Pocopia have Amy Blue from
the Doom generation?
Um, something you need.
You should meet somebody.
Well, well, I doubt it, Nintendo doesn't have the courage, honestly.
Um, the chat's bored and wants some company, here you go, be careful what you wish for.
She always said you wanted a Gothmami.
Well, here you go.
Let's see.
Let's see if you can match her freak.
Chad is talking about themselves and feels a little foolish,
but thinks it's worth it to possibly make a friend.
That checks out.
Damn bro, he's deep in thought right now.
I also wanted to give my daughter this monarchy necko although you know what I
should probably wait till like she's home and then just give it to her when
she's home because she'll find that to be a positively cute moment good morning
my look is lacking a certain something you're right about that you get me an
accessory that matches my current outfit but accessory that matches my current outfit
he needs he needs you know what austin powers does have a chain as well
but you know we could make him the chain wait wait
i'm gonna need your help with this though because i'm not exactly the greatest artist
All I can make is food, guys.
Do I have to? Oh, you know what? I think I have to go to this
and then unlock the ability to make objects.
I shouldn't make a Coke Zero, too.
We need to unlock the ability to make clothing.
Okay, now we go to the pallet house workshop.
We are going to...
You can create clothing or hats.
I can create clothing or hats.
How do you make an accessory?
Maybe the accessory is too much?
I can try to make...
No one drawing the chain into the shirt is real.
I guess I could try, I could try long sleeve tea
and then just try to straight up make the,
make the crushed blue velvet suit with the chain on it.
But that might take us like two hours, man.
The problem is to make accessories.
Yeah, I don't give a fuck if my me is happy though.
I just want him to look like Austin Powers.
Which base would you like to use?
I think we want to, he doesn't have an open blazer.
Give me a second here.
Austin Powers outfit.
Austin Powers inspired outfit.
Dude, steal his look.
Yo, this is this is so huge from costume wall.
I'm now looking at Austin Powers costumes from Halloween costumes dot com.
Okay.
Holy shit.
This is crazy.
Why is it so hard to open an image bigger now?
Yeah, I'm I gotta minimize it I'm gonna try to put it up on the screen too so you got
something to figure it out Austin Powers crushed velvet suits Google images
I mean this is the classic right here save image as Austin. Let's not save that in my
home insurance folder. Let's save that in downloads. Call that. But he also has the
he has a red suit in the second movie. We got to go iconic. The blue is iconic. One blue crushed
velvet suits. One Swedish penis pump. Why are you even here with question mark bro you've been
talking to Austin Powers for years you haven't seen the movie. It's not mine. What makes it
Swedish bro it has a Swedish flag on it have you not seen the movie you've got to see the movie
don't get me wrong it would be better if this was a png but so be it man
I think it's got to be open blazer for now.
I mean, am I the type of beast to just go blank base and figure it out, though?
I don't know if that's me, man.
I don't know if I'm that kind of guy.
I think I'm this kind of guy, I think I got to try push this button to change the lighting
and several other options.
Okay, one thing's for sure.
You start if I know anything about art.
I don't know anything about art, bro.
Where's the sleeves?
Do I need to go like up a layer or something?
Like is this an internal layer?
The sleeves are on the bottom.
Ah, okay, step one is a fill tool.
And we fill.
Can we really not get like a color wheel or something?
Cause like this is too blue, bro.
You have to go to pro mode.
Oh, I'll try pro mode now.
Let's walk through the ways it's different.
Okay, tools mark the blood have adjustable settings.
Crazy.
I don't know about that, man.
You can change the color palette using blood.
Try opening the settings menu by pressing.
Now we're talking.
Change mode to easy mode.
That was honestly by Nintendo standards,
a very very easy tutorial. Now if I were trying to Austin Powers suit is very dark blue, but
certainly blue and not purple. Maybe something like this. Oh, that's looking pretty good.
That's looking a lot better for sure.
I can live with that.
And then on the sleeves, brush in some highlights.
I'm not sure I'm the type of player to be doing something like that, but just give
me a second here.
We for sure need to undo that.
need to undo that immediately. I would like to adjust my settings and I would
like to make this like that. Oh my god, now I said I'm done. That's I'm
obviously not done, bro. I just did. Now I'm a blue shirt. Awesome.
I think we want to make sure we have some natural looking frills.
That literally looks like someone's shirt from South Park.
This is fucking me up because so many of you are probably like super talented artists.
You need to enable smoothing for this.
Okay, enable smoothing.
I've seen your fan art.
Don't be coy.
Way, way, man.
That ain't too bad.
Okay. We can't see because it's behind Austin. That makes sense. It makes a lot of sense,
actually. Then you're going to fill this in with white. Now, it would probably go crazy
to have some detailing in there but I'm not sure I'm that type of guy so just
give me a second. Think about how this would then look. Okay, layer it bro. I'm
not that type of guy to be honest with you. Can you move the Austin image? Yes I
can. I guess that's probably the worst possible place for it to be honest
with you. Okay, there, I will move on for you. Now, if I may, I'm looking at how this
is coming across. And I don't, I don't love the color. I'm going back to my color range.
And I want it to be darker blue.
I want it to be like this.
Literally so much better.
Comes across so much better.
Okay, now we need the question that we need is, do you put the ruffles under the chain
and then the chain over top?
And I think the answer is absolutely.
I think the answer is that must be done.
I'm guessing this is the back of the shirt and this is the front of the shirt.
So I'm doing this in exactly the same way.
I'm going here.
I'm grabbing.
Is this 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, or is this FFF, FFF?
And then you're going to be like this.
I think that looks horrible.
I think that looks absolutely awful.
Give me a second, we're gonna work on it again.
Let's try again.
Actually worse.
I don't know, I don't think that's that bad.
I don't think it's that bad.
We get a little bit of texture in here.
I think it would be fine, man.
A little too big.
I plus two that.
I feel like I need to turn off smoothing, man.
It's making it too smooth.
That's better, but I need to have a steadier hand.
Wait a second, wait a second, okay.
two jagged. I think I can do one more. I think I can do one more even better because it comes
out like almost straight and then it gets a little ruffled. Now we can do even better than that.
It comes out almost straight. Then there's like a natural ruffle across and then the same thing
little wider at the top absolutely right that's literally perfect and then just a
a little. I like that one until I fucked it up. We go again.
I don't like I don't like it needs to be a distance just a quite right just a little
one.
This one might be it, I know the YouTube comments freaking the fuck out right now.
It's fucking awesome.
This is fucking incredible.
And then...
This one, we might want smoothing on.
We need a gold chain. As buttons are not gold, but I think we'll probably just go with gold buttons as well.
That looks gold to a fellow like me.
And it kind of, it comes from the neck.
Can I say something?
I think it might need to be one pixel bigger.
like this. And it needs to hang just so.
One sec, one sec, one sec.
It won't draw a line.
I'm going to be honest, I think this looks like garbage.
I think it looks like total shit.
I'm going to turn off smoothing.
And I'm gonna do it myself like Thanos.
I think it looks like shit.
I still think it looks like shit it needs to point up wait let me huge if true
trying to find a clean picture of it it points there's a point up into the right
So it kind of hangs low, and then there's like a circle.
There's a lot like that, but that looks really, really bad.
You know who it is, but it looks really bad.
Okay, where's the circle tool?
It's far too large, bro.
You pick solid color.
You have to do hollow.
This is why art's not going to make it, man.
Oh, this, that's what the hollow is.
Okay, never mind.
Art might stand a chance.
Wait, it looks fucking awesome, man!
It looks fucking incredible!
Yes!
That looks beautiful.
And then...
Wait, is there a line shape as well?
No.
I do wish it was a little thicker but you know what holy cow Kate look at what
they've done to your husband I'm making Austin Powers crush you know what
precipitated this whole thing as well he asked for an accessory and I couldn't
make it I couldn't make him a gold chain so I said you know what fuck it bro
I forgot how to do everything um so I said fuck it I'll just make your whole look right now
I got your whole look on my wrist oh Jesus Christ I accidentally hit that it looks so good
it looks so fucking good
You want the straight tool next to smoothing.
That's plus because that's what you do to confirm.
There we go.
There we go.
Now we can do it.
And it points it points like
Guys it's the wrong color now I got to get the damn eyedropper out
Me a little of that please
And then look at your controller to figure out which ones X which ones Y grab this press B
from here.
Okay, we're already going steady in the game. You don't have to worry about it.
Can I say something? I honestly think this is good enough. Do I think it could be better?
Yes. I think it is good enough. Especially because we're going to see it from far away
for the most part. And then, well, the rest of this should be just, you know, this is
like things you say before the rest of the stream is just me editing this, but the rest
of this should literally just be like automatic, bro.
It should only take a couple of minutes to make sure we get this right. You want
the line on the jacket and then maybe you want like I don't know if you need a
circle tool or you need the stamps for some buttons do these are these are
buttons man you know you under the line mother fucker oh you can't get any
smaller than that? Which one's X again?
accidentally I used the color dropper to switch to this color so the line
does nothing. There you go. Now we have a jacket. Make the pen tool large. Perhaps like this.
And this will allow you to make buttons. That's too large. That's not your fault or that's my fault.
That seems about right and then honestly, perfect golden one right there.
When done up, a men's suit jacket has the buttons on the left.
Ask me how I know.
Well, I guess it has them in the middle.
that I think about it. That last one don't look right. Too close to the hem. Sorry I went
Tim Gunn mode. Two is fine. Yeah, I think two is fine. Then you need one on the sleeves.
Apparently on the other side.
Apparently right here. Where the fuck is it, bro?
There we go, right there.
Maybe a little.
I love it.
Two is too much.
guys I can't believe I'm doing this level of detail but I'm like I think it
just needs no I think it needs no buttons on this on the sleeves I think
you'll let the mind fill in the rest what type of clothing is this
crushed that's not how you spell that crushed velvet suits
I
Crushed velvet suit
That's correct dude. It looks fucking good. Sorry. It looks fucking awesome
Seasoned yes year-round type
It's a little bit of everything honestly. He wears it all the time. It's a unit. I mean it's a uniform
It's business attire is certainly party attire
I'm not a tire.
It's everything, man.
Anyone can wear it.
Okay, let's not go insane.
Wait, but wait.
Maybe let's go a little insane?
No, no, no.
That's not what they're going for.
It looks incredible.
$5! You would be a fool not to buy it.
This dude was like, hey, can you get me a scarf?
I came back with like a fucking outfit that I sewed myself, man.
I don't even know where this will be.
Where is it?
Oh custom at the end of course.
Oh please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, it's him!
It's him, man!
He looks a little goofy.
maybe the sleeves the frills are like a little high but
your knees are looking fashionable as ever but did you know they'll hang on to clothing you give them
even when they switch outfits so if you want to change into a look you gave them before just press
Y to open it up yeah i'm definitely not going to be doing that have you seen what he's got on?
it looks really good man
Yeah, I got to fix his pants a little bit, but you know that can't wait we got the we got the spirit at least
This is so real Amy blue from the doom generation and chat sharing tasteless jokes
So I do want to add someone to my island and I'll level with you I want to add Corey
I guess I should get the Austin off the screen. Huh? That's a good point
That being said, I'm wary of the of the Tooke coefficient that I've got going on right now.
Like I'm much in the same way that I can't wear a plaid shirt in this game because it would
make me look too much like Anthony Fantano. Mouth has already occupied the the Tooke demographic.
If I put a quarry on here, wait he wants someone to play with, one second.
If I put a quarry on here, it's in danger of just kind of being like, mouth too.
But I think we'll get there.
I'm sorry, I'm gonna send him over to mouth so they can go on the seesaw together.
Pardon me? Could I have a moment? My name is Mal. Hey, Mal. I'm Austin Powers.
Huge.
Want to play on a seesaw or do something together?
Oh, wait, wait, this could be huge.
Polite laughter.
He didn't really like that.
He got a little goofy.
He's saying Austin is going to get that mouth as all sixes and sevens.
Oh, he hates him.
He fucking hates him.
What were we talking about again?
Oh, shit.
invitation didn't work. I hope they aren't sewn out of the truffle mushroom I want.
Damn, he just iced him. How about, um, you know what? It's been a while since you've
seen Uncle Mike. You're bored and you want some company? This is perfect.
Alright, don't freak out. It's not the first time I've... you don't pick you up.
It's your... kind of... Kate, are you still watching? It's kind of pissing me off, because most of the time she's like, Daddy, pick me up, Daddy, pick me up.
Where are you going?
Okay.
Pardon me? Could I have a moment? My name is Mal.
Wonderful to meet you. Mal, I am Luna.
Kind of crazy they haven't even met yet.
Alpha's offering to play on a seesaw together.
IRL, this would be a huge hit.
Oh, okay, that seems bullish.
What, old Instagram.
He's going to make it with this one.
He's definitely going to make it with this one.
huge that's facts
look at this oh oh oh huge
all right we got uncle vibes something's not right okay like we got lots of problems first off
My wife fell down like right in front of Dan and Dan just wants to play like no
repeats or whatever and then I don't even know what her problem is because
somebody help Kate please? I mean I'm I know the risks when I bring someone like
Austin Powers into my family dynamic but someone's got to help her.
Are you alright? Please help me.
hum have you tried not have you tried not doing that baby I actually haven't
you're so kind it was no trouble at all
this is a spot of all wrong baby closer with Kate thank you
okay and then let's see what Dan's up to please don't play no repeats it takes
so long man. Shadow quiz! Let's go! Lock in. I don't want any more toilet paper. That's
a bowl of something. To me personally that is probably grits. I don't think it's hot chocolate.
Hot chocolate would have a handle. Huge. That's a circle dude.
I think it could be yummy cake.
Motherfucker!
It's just a circle, man!
Don't give me toilet paper.
Oh, motherfucker.
bro they're on a plate so it's yummy cake man yummy cake might overhang the
plate a little bit how about a quick game of no repeats I didn't want to play no
repeats man no repeats food
Habanero.
Boom. Pizza.
Mashed potatoes.
Green pepper.
Pineapple.
Apple. Real original.
Clam chowder.
Chew.bop.
Clam chowder.
Bro, you literally said clam chowder twice. Oh my god.
Oh my god, are you okay?
Congratulations, you won.
What an idiot!
Yo!
What did I miss in the middle though?
It looks like a TWGT container, man.
It's kind of transistor.
I'm happy I got the Fortnite llama for sure.
from Loot Lake yeah obviously not that's a bit that's a horrible life
this one of the worst ideas I think I've ever heard in my entire life so
absolutely absolutely not under no circumstances we'll be moving on from
there what do you want Amy blue from the Doom generation
Are you falling in love with someone?
I would just love it if there were a round straight lamp right here.
You know what? I'll help you out on that one.
That's so satisfying. Thank you.
I love living on my logrand beyond.
Who's this mystery woman?
That's Amy Blue from Gregorocky's 1995 film The Doom Generation.
Now if this doesn't just warm the cockles of your heart.
They're gathering to anoint a new leader of Isla Granville?
Are you okay?
Um, good morning.
Are you selling me out?
First off, you also need to eat, girl.
You can't just smoke cigarettes all day.
all day. Actually, you know what? Ladies love mushrooms.
Confirmed.
They literally don't they literally do.
They're always going to Neapolitan Italian pizza places
and saying I'll have the pizza fun guy. They're always
saying shit like that. I think it would be cool if you
friends with Austin Powers. What should you talk about with Austin Powers? I know exactly what you
should talk about with Austin Powers. You guys are both very, very interested in this thing.
And it's not a... Give me a second then. What should we talk about? You should...
It's not smoking. It's the 90s.
A topic they should talk about is the 90s. Both Austin, who was frozen in the 60s and unfrozen in the 90s, and Amy Blue from the Doom generation, have a lot to say about the 1990s.
Morning, Austin Powers.
Do you feel like talking about?
He definitely does.
The 90s.
Seriously.
My brain keeps shouting the 90s.
The 90s.
The 90s too.
It can't be a coincidence.
Let's be friends.
And his stoic energy got frame mugged by Amy Blue from the Doom generation.
It went great!
It's just that easy, bro.
What will Amy Blue's nickname be?
I think we've got a caller.
Something like Ivana Humpalot.
I'm sorry, it just, I didn't write it, okay?
Jay Roach and Mike Myers wrote it,
but it seems like it should be called a lot of vagina,
I've on a hump a lot, Felicity Shagwell, something like that.
Okay, I mean, Amy Blow is also pretty good.
I'm not trying to be glib, baby.
Amy, Amy, blow, baby. Amy, baby. Yeah.
I don't know. I think that's a little weak from Austin Powers. Please no.
Amy Blow.
Top of the morning. Amy Blow. And then how goes it?
Oh my god, it should be Amy Blow Me.
You are an actual genius.
Amy Blow Me, you look great today.
No, it just comes across way too aggressive.
a very uncomfortable with the voice saying it just comes across I mean it is
Austin Powers but it comes across a little bit like like sexual harassment
we could call her Amy Blue
me. This seems like the kind of-
Amy Blue me. Long time no see.
That seems like the type of wordplay that they would get into.
But what would Amy Blue call
Austin Powers? This everyone in the movie calls him Austin.
She would not call him the
swangler. She would probably call him something like fuckface or Mr. Mr. Suck it and choke
on it or something like that. I think pervert is fair. Austin pervert. Ooh, gag me with
Spoon Austin pervert. I think they would get along man. I think they could match each other's energy
This world is starting to develop some emerging gameplay
Austin pervert and I are both thinking about the 90s all the time. So now we're friends
Feels like Amy blew me and I were fated to become I thought I said we're farted to become friends
It's giving that um, just slopping it up with the other hogs, but I'm the biggest hog at
the hog festival type energy from I think you should leave.
Hello, Simvita, by the way.
Hello.
Um, we need some more females on the island.
You're right, Kate.
By the way, that was my wife saying female.
That was not me saying female.
take that up with me, okay? The thing is, Kate, I don't know like any other women. They don't
want to know me either. I mostly just know, you know, dudes with hats like this. Almost
all of my social circle is dudes with hats that look like this. I do think, I think there's
something that adding fuck-ass Bob Dylan from the 1975 Rolling Thunder review
tour. I think that would give, okay, I see you typing Joanna Newsome, but I think I
personally would get way more. I did also think about adding Francis Ha, but I was
like, you know what, two kind of niche women from independent cinema is
probably overloading the island a little bit considering I got like seven
people on this thing right now. Slanky's kind of interesting too, but
I'm the optics of making like an 80 year old lady in this game just because she was in Nomadland.
It's kind of crazy. I think I got a I got to add 1975 Rolling Thunder review Bob Dylan man.
Because this is my island not yours anyway.
Daniel Plainview would also kind of go crazy.
I think it's 75 Bob Dylan rolling the clender for you.
Well, let me find just the perfect picture to model on, because this is the type of
shit he was on back then.
image as a villain. Make chibli's dad. You need to experience culture that is not either
primary sourced from streamers or secondary sourced from streamer streams. You need to
watch a movie or a TV show or read a book. You need to expand your media horizons.
You're in too deep. Okay, well you know what this is great because his hair is like pulled back.
So I can see that Bob Dylan from 1975's Rolling Thunder review tour has a head like that.
Now the hair is going to be the most important part also I mean the bro was
pretty pale back then he was like hope I'd go that far I don't know if I'd say
he was gray. Let's live with that for now. Now the hair is crazy. He's got like Joe Weisenpahl
hair. Definitely not that. Definitely not that. Kind of that. You know what he actually does have
more of an angular jaw. You're absolutely right. I didn't see the chin in there.
I can see this being Bob Dylan.
The problem is the hair.
Damn, that's like, we're good.
You could always give him one of those in a pinch.
It's like it's kind of, it's kind of like,
Wait, wait, wait, wait, okay, hang on.
And then, it is, it's on the darker side of brown, it might be exactly the same color
that it was just a second ago.
in the back is it time to finally reconcile I need oh my oh okay wait bangs is like none
bangs man bangs is like cornrows back is like back goes long he's got kind of like a Jerry
Seinfeld thing going in the back. Maybe not that long. Bro, that seems right. And then
the bangs are also like frazzled on top. Don't look at the top, okay? Don't look at the top.
We're actually getting there.
Wow, that's horrible. That's the worst thing I've ever seen.
That's kind of a crazy look, right? I don't even know what's going on. This look is crazy.
like it's almost like it's almost like that but I think for artistic purposes we
gotta give him a little extra we gotta give him a little volume on top that's
foul it's almost like this character assassination I don't know what to tell
you man this is like this is what his hair is at least at this time in his
life row two column four no man I'm I this is Kenny G
that's not row two okay are we indexing a zero from the top row two column four
Oh, from the top of the very, very top, okay.
This is what our fuss was about here.
This is what we thought was going to make it work.
spent five minutes arguing about hair because you wanted to see this.
Just gotta get him. He was kind of a one of one guy.
I think we might just have to go with this. I think this is like
making the best of a bad situation.
Because we're gonna put a hat on him, too. We're gonna put
that fuck ass like I don't even know what you call it like Bert from Mary Poppins
why are you using a scuffed reference bro this is what Bob Dylan looked like
on the 1975 Roland Thunder review tour if I could just get him to pull it back
Like if you get him to pull it back a bit that would help me out.
Row one, column five, here we go.
Row one, column five, no man, it's not, that's not, I get that we can see his forehead but
that's not what Bob Dylan looked like.
This is like a Uruguayan soccer player, okay?
That's closer to the photo but it's not closer to the spirit.
You're making a copy.
making art it's not really black hair it's not really this brown it's like in
between these it's a black and white image bro I know what Bob Dylan's hair
looks like I think this is actually gonna work I think you're fucked up I
think this is actually gonna work most important thing nose he very much has
this nose that's a very Bob Dylan 1975 nose right there and then mouth every
photo of him from this like divorce period in his life he was looking a little
dour he was looking a little bit like this but maybe slightly you know
No, man, look at my look at my idol
I'm thinking row three column three
It's not bad, but it does look like his mouth is full
It does kind of just look like we caught him
We we seem like a waiter who waited for them to take a bite to ask how their food is
Definitely not that this that is not Bob Dylan
if anything this upside down might be Bob Dylan what I guess that upside down is
an awful lot like you know I think this is it man it's kind of what he had
going on back then. I think that's good. And then the eyes are important, the eyebrows
The eyebrows are important, the eyes are important.
The eyebrows are like pretty thick and very stuck to the top of his eyes.
But now he just looks too sad.
And he has me thinking that we'd be better off going with a more neutral face.
And then he's got very, I've realized eyes are the hardest thing in this game,
but he's kind of like this, but smaller.
Actually, he's very much like this.
in this or even wait a sec wait a second
or even
maybe a little I think that's the play man
or even this
And then the eyebrows down one more.
And then the eyes down.
I feel like no matter what, I always end up going, moving the whole face down one.
round the top of the eyes please you're talking about this one
wait wait because that is this is giving Timothy and it's giving Bob through Timothy
That is giving Timothy.
I'm going to be honest, I think that these are all like, we're kind of fighting over
scraps here. I don't think these are... I don't think this is really a big deal.
Up one clears? This lot? Really?
Yes, yes, yes. I think so. Yeah, that one's good.
We'll make him grandpa. Don't worry. I do. I'm starting to think that to be honest with you,
we might have to go with a younger Bob Dylan style haircut. As much as I hate to admit it,
because it's not invoking Bob Dylan in 1975. It might be a problem with the form. We might
have to go with the 1960s style Bob Dylan, which would be a little bit more, give me a second to
peruse the hairstyles here.
It's like...
Fuckboy Bob Dylan.
You know what I'm going for, right?
It's got some curly hair on the top of his head.
That's not really...
It looks so...
It looks so bad man.
Low key kinda nice with it.
Really?
I don't know man, it just doesn't look right.
I guess if I put him in like a cowboy outfit or something maybe.
Wait!
Okay, but now it's kind of like um...
This is like Liam Gallagher now.
I don't think this is Bob Dylan.
I think this is like a member of Oasis.
Motherfucker, man.
Okay, give me a sec.
What a fucking disaster.
Bob Dylan, 1960s.
Oh my god, now he's a completely different guy, man!
Holy shit, that's a huge image.
I didn't even know they had cameras that big back then.
So, like, what is that hair?
So, you're right, the nose is all wrong.
We can salvage this.
The nose is much more one of the penis noses.
Dude, I'm sorry, that's the Bob Dylan nose.
Wait, I think that's what Bob Dylan knows.
Four-two.
I'll see how it works.
He's kind of got a different thing going on with his lips back then.
He has a certain swagger to him, a certain cockiness to him.
Now it just looks like a 2010s Let's Player, man.
Like this is the harmonica gamer.
I'm gonna make my own me, I've decided.
I think this is so fucking good, man.
I think this is actually awesome.
I think the eyebrows just need a little bit of work.
So they kind of flare up at the end a little bit.
Maybe the eyebrows are okay.
Could raise them ever so, no, I don't like,
when he gives you the Bob Dylan me stare.
How do we make the hair bigger, chat?
Cause like it's, that's a little bit better actually.
He's not beating the allegations that he might be one of the Beatles.
Do bangs and back?
Yeah, but what are the bangs and what's the back?
You know what I mean?
Like, I don't know what the fuck the back of his head should look like, man.
I guess it should look a little bit like that, but then what's the front of his fucking head
look like?
That's fucking heinous, man.
This is disgusting.
It looks like Pearl from Steven Universe.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Let's not give him too much credit, man.
Wait!
Okay, hang on.
Because he does kinda have this going on.
It's kind of got a Conway twitty thing going on.
I hate this man.
We never should have done this.
She's just stuck it out on the island man.
It's Timothy, it's Timothy Shalovay again, motherfucker.
Whatever, if we just make him,
if we make his name Bob Dylan, people will be like,
whoa, that does kind of look like Bob Dylan.
I don't know, bro.
I really don't like his vibes, man.
I really don't like his vibes.
This is a bad guy.
This is not a good guy.
Mouth is fucking up the vibes.
I don't know, he's always got a harmonica, man.
Well, none.
I bet that's the way you'd prefer that he fucking was.
I know he needs bigger hair, but I can do reason no bigger hair.
Like there's nothing, you can't make it bigger hair.
Like wait, there's no bushy hair.
They haven't figured out how to do this for a me yet.
You know, when you just shake it a little bit and it gets all frizzy?
Yeah, they haven't figured out Kramer hair.
I mean, it's kind of...
Wait, he literally kind of has this.
Why is this different?
because this is put it back. Well I wanted to give him some hair on the back too. I wanted
to give him some frizz on the back. Okay it's a little Robert Smith. We might be kind of on
on the right track though.
Wait, wait, did we fucking do it?
I think we brought it back, man.
I think I'm gonna just wait we should give him some sunglasses too because that'll cover up the parts of his face
We fucked up
That's him that's a complete unknown
Wait a second, wait a second.
I think we actually got there.
Let him do you are simply one nose change away from generation old me production
Okay once I am Bob Dylan height he has five seven energy
Bob Dylan heights
Bob Bob Dylan is five foot six and a half or 168 centimeters tall
Boom.
Boom.
And we got to make his, we got to make his voice.
That's going to be so good.
That would put him,
that would put him
right about there, I think.
And then Bob Dylan,
famously ballad of a thin man.
Why are the heights so scuffed?
Well, because like my kid is in the game, she's like a hundred and ten centimeters tall.
It throws off the scale for everybody else, man.
My name is Bob Dylan.
You're almost there, brother.
I'm gonna say that you were born in...
1942.
May 24th, 1941.
Thank you. Okay, 1941.
My name is Bob Dylan.
My name is Bob Dylan.
My name is...
My name is Bob Dylan.
My name's Bob Dylan.
It's nice to meet you.
So one thing's for sure, this is gonna be fucked up.
My name is Bob Dylan.
It's nice to meet you.
It's nice to meet you, Cass.
I'm a speaker.
How passed by, how how have I, how how have I
How how have I, how how have I
How how have I, how how have I
My name is Bob Dylan.
It's nice to meet you.
My name is Bob Dylan. It's nice to meet you. Today is April 19th, 2026.
So, how does this work now?
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
My name is Bob Dylan. It's nice to meet you. Today is April 19th, 2026.
So, how does this-
My name is my name is Bob Dylan. My name is Bob Dylan.
It's my name is Bob Dylan.
It's nice to meet you.
Today is April 19, 2026.
So, how does this boy sound?
A little bit lower.
My name is Bob Dylan.
It's nice to meet you.
Today is April 19th, 2026.
So, how does this boy sound?
Can I say it though?
He sings faster, Marcel.
He doesn't hold a note.
It's nice to meet you.
Today is April 19th, 2026.
He sings faster.
He sings a- Working for a while on a fishing boat right outside Delacroix.
My name is Bob Dylan.
My name is Bob Dylan.
It's nice to meet you.
Today is April 9th, 2026.
So, how does this boy sound?
My name is Bob Dylan.
Let me try something real quick.
My name is Bob Dylan.
It's nice to meet you.
Today is April 19th, 2026.
So, how does this boy sound?
My name is Bob Dylan.
It's nice to meet you.
My name is Bob Dylan.
It's nice to meet you today is April 19th 20. My name is Bob Dylan. It's nice to meet you
That's boring 19 20 25
My name is Bob Dylan. My name is Bob Dylan. My name is Bob Dylan. It's nice to meet you
Today is April 19th 20 26
So how does this voice sound?
Wait, how does this voice sound is so good?
Nice to meet you. My name is Bob Dylan.
It's nice to meet you. Today is April 19th, 2026.
So how does this voice sound?
I think that's gotta be good enough, man.
movement. I gotta imagine he's
pretty slow. Strikes me as an
honest fella. His energy is
pretty flat. He's got some
serious songs. Overall, yeah, I
say he's a little quirky. I
can't believe we came up with
something that like kind of
The thinker!
Thoughtful and introspective? Yeah, man, I would say.
Let's build a house for him. Where should we put it?
I think right next to Amy Blue from the Doom generation makes a lot of sense, man.
Um...
Oh, um...
Nice to meet you.
I'm Bob Dylan.
I'm a reserve thinker.
I'm curious and caring, but I can be a bit too shy to show it sometimes.
Then again, we're all working on ourselves.
I suppose.
I'm looking forward to living here.
I'm looking forward to living here.
Hey brother, I'm hungry.
Can I have some edamame?
Yum.
I
Do if there's a harmonica, I think I can get him a guitar for sure
I'm Bob Dylan I love Edamame
Brother can you spare some yummy cake
Damn, it's kind of non-plussed about the whole thing, huh?
Yay!
Mischance for gay Bob Dylan?
Bro, whatever happens on the island, stays on the island or whatever.
whatever. They're using my public space. They're using the amenities that have built for them.
They're using the spring themed Sakura Park to actually sit and have a chat. Yes. I love
tactical urbanism. I love designing public spaces that people enjoy spending time in.
I forgot what I was doing. Oh, I thought maybe we'd want to get like a two. Isn't
Isn't there like a cowboy house that we could put Bob Dylan in?
I mean, this motherfucker needs to log cabin set, obviously.
Bro, he's writing Black Diamond Bay as we speak right now.
Out on the way, Miranda.
This lady in a Panama hat, which is what he fucking needs, by the way.
He fucking needs a Panama hat stat.
I'm going to edit your house bro.
He doesn't need a fit.
I think there's a cowboy fit I can put him in right now as well.
It's less 1975 Roland Thunder review Bob Dylan and more like 1976 Desire Bob Dylan but that's
okay.
Yeah, yeah, this is different.
Yeah, this is different.
Thank you.
Hey, this is fucking different.
Remember when he said that at the Newport Folk Festival?
What the hell's going on here man?
Damn, it's popping in Tomoria!
Let me see what's up with Dan.
This is real as fuck man.
I don't know if you're interested, but I was thinking we could do something fun today.
Oh, sorry.
I can't.
I've got a thing.
But the Vagi hates him.
Right.
Oh, I forgot.
I have a thing too.
That's alright.
Unity always comes back.
Oh, listen to this.
I've completely mastered the art of traveling.
So long. Ask me anything about it.
Oh, really? Because you know?
I got my professional license for traveling years ago.
I've literally-
It sounds like a mouth-lipsch.
I suppose there won't be any questions.
Bam.
Oh, whatever. We're having a good time.
Skill difference personally.
Um...
Wait, wait, wait, it seems like A.B. Bluff from the Doom generation wants to play a game.
Damn, she do be standing like that in the movie, too!
Do you have a moment?
Sure, what's up?
I would just love it if there were a vending machine right here.
Yeah, maybe another time.
I mean, that's just...
Literally, I'm sorry, I built a public amenity like a minute away with vending machines and a trash can and benches.
So like...
chill like i don't even know if this space is gonna be here permanently
hip-hop given the fuck-ass hat let me let me get him a fit i just want to make sure everybody's
do it all right austin powers is a little hungry man i forgot i made him this fucking suit
I'm giving you any yummy cake yet.
Yum.
You know what, I bet you'd like it more if it was shit.
If it was shit that looked like coffee.
I bet you'd go fucking crazy for it.
I think Daniel Baby and Amy Bloomy would be best friends.
Sure, man.
What should Dan and Amy Blue from the Doom generation talk about to get along?
You know what?
I know exactly what they should talk about.
things that they they both would have strong opinions about.
I'll give me a second to type this out the United.
How is that not in the quick list, man?
States?
We gotta get this console a keyboard set.
Of...
America.
The United States of America. Got it. I'll go round up Daniel Baby and Amy Blue Me.
I love this island. I'm in love with this island, man. I gotta see how Bob Dylan shakes things up.
The characters are so well formed already.
This is Amy Blue Me.
Do you feel like talking about?
The United States of America.
What?
I was just thinking about the United States of America too.
She was.
I feel Destiny at work here.
Any blue from the Dune generation?
Please be friends with me.
Too soon, man.
I've never been known to shy away from Destiny.
Let's be friends.
They're both fucking with America, but in two different ways.
Great job, Austin.
You were right.
What would Dan call Amy Blue?
I don't think he would. I don't think he would resort to that kind of name calling top of the
morning. Ains. Dan's nickname. Daniel Red is so good. Did you know the three characters
and the Doom generation had the last names Red, White and Blue.
Daniel Red, you look great today.
Really makes you think.
Having them talk about the United States of America was definitely the way to go.
They've become friends, thanks to you.
Would you rate it? Two and a half, no heart.
Austin's leveled up.
Bro, we have to send, I realize now, we have to send Austin to Kyoto.
He has to go to Japan to visit Fuku-mi and Fuku-kyu.
I don't know if there's any good so he might be interested in the guitar's got to go to Bob Dylan that's for sure
Don't feel like he's really
He's really coded for any oh wait. He's a camera guy. He takes photos all the time and not in the movies
He's always going yes. Yes. Yes, and then he throws it away goes and I'm spent
Here's a little something to make the place even more fun.
You can now open a marketplace that will offer special limited time deals.
Damn.
Alright, we need to think about how we're going to expand this business, man.
Maybe for now, just put it right over.
I like the idea of putting it right here. We'll fill in the gaps later.
Right now the location's a little bit fucked up. Don't get me wrong, but we'll figure it out.
We interrupt to bring you some breaking news.
Here's what's happening on our island.
Those wanting a place to market will welcome the news of a marketplace opening up on Ilock Grand Villac.
The market plays sells food, clothing, and what's called a mystery bag, which is a bag
that could be filled with anything.
Maybe even something you don't like.
Such is the mystery.
The morning market runs from 5am to 11.30am, the afternoon market from 11.30am to 5.00pm,
and the night market...
Bro, it's 11.30 right now!
I just missed the morning market!
...sells different goods.
Motherfucker, man!
So be sure to check them out regularly.
Thanks for watching.
I couldn't, I, if I got like a minute earlier, I could have had two markets!
Okay, one second though, this is gonna be kind of peak.
Hello, Jay, by the way. I was enjoying watching you play Tomodachi Life this weekend.
Also, I said it in your chat, but I'm gonna say it again.
Realist shit about getting the documents for your taxes.
The first few documents you get, painful as fuck.
But after a while it starts to feel good at first you're like oh, I don't want to log into all my accounts to get generated annual
Summary of my transactions, but after a while you're like hang on let me dig in my butt
I think I got a few more receipts in there
Okay, I think
Let me grab this for a second
I want to make like an archipelago dude.
The only thing that sucks is having to go back and then like manually dig up weeds and
hedges.
Like what were they thinking with this man?
Just terraform the land if we want to terraform the land.
Now I gotta go put all this shit into storage for like no reason.
There's a little bit of an inverted cross, I suppose.
See, now I gotta do that, then I gotta go back, and probably gotta press two more buttons.
There you go.
And then, honestly, give me something like this.
And then...
Motherfucker, I gotta take the fucking weeds off again!
Oh!
Why would they do this to me?
And then we do this.
I got big plans.
It's fucked up now.
It's literally actually awesome.
huge fan of all the concrete. There's a bridge option. You don't just manually make your bridges
like this. There's a bridge option. Oh, maybe I haven't unlocked it yet. You know what? Let's
at least brick it up the brick has a little a certain scenic quality to it
now maybe it kind of looks like shit actually um
You know what let's preserve the the nature on this side I can live with that
Way well, okay first up I gotta go to my dreams
Holy shit, I'm getting starlink. I thought you were gone forever
on the other hand, you got a satellite issue. We should get that to mouth so we can get
his TV working again. And then please tell me, I'm not at level 20 yet. I thought I could
and Austin Powers to Kyoto yet but we can get Bob Dylan a fucking guitar it
once we get Bob Dylan now we've already unlocked guitar never mind karate DVD
that would be nice to give to Daniel to be honest with you your bro just fell
down don't worry about him he's okay always unlock new stuff at the at the
island builder but we spend our wish to get you know spring picnic lantern or
something sprinkler Austin will bring his closest friend with him on the trip
huge Intel
honestly bro give me a beach um brother I could fucking live with that you just
talked about needing a bridge I didn't see a bridge in the list bro I saw it like
aluminum path
all right shut up chats talking
Listen to chat is like getting a head massage, man.
I mean, absolutely, bro.
Austin Powers and his quest.
This would be a perfect YouTube short.
Austin Powers goes to Kyoto to visit Fukumi and Fukyu,
even though they seriously have Tokyo energy to be honest with you.
They got a little Harajuku outfit kind of thing going on.
But either way,
they got trains.
Well, a Kyoto tour.
Imagine if he took Bob Dylan.
Thank you so much.
No, I don't think they're friends, unfortunately.
I don't know who he's good friends with, honestly.
Damn!
He's really, he's third wheeling for Ames and Daniel Red.
Alright, that's awesome.
to get to Cambridge it's straight out of a woodblock print
the famous and voluntary at the shimmy nari thai shop
I'm seeing red
thank you
that's awesome man
for them that was a wonderful trip thanks so much for letting me take it I even got
you this souvenir oh shit you got some mantra looks like Daniel baby and Amy
blew me our two peas in a pot. I knew the United States of America.
Oops, I didn't mean to skip through that.
Austin, the Cold War is over. Well, finally those capitalist pigs will pay for their crimes, eh, comrades?
Austin, we won.
Who's gonna help ya? Someone's gonna help ya. Everybody else kinda occupied, man.
Maybe, maybe chat, maybe you're interested.
He tried turning it on and off again,
he tried, he tried not doing that.
Yeah, that's a fucking perfect chat impression, bro.
And we tried hitting it with a hammer.
I failed to return the paper one day.
I broke a little chopper armor.
Not really. Well, it depends.
Okay, one second. First off...
Kate, I got something for you. This is big.
But before...
Well, you're gonna ask to play a game.
I would always care for a game of Shadow Quiz.
Winner gets the matcha, okay?
Shadow? What do you think it is?
It's not a Matsutake mushroom. I think it's Taroan's.
The answer is...
Oh, we're done.
I don't know what Taroan is.
Hey, you can't win them all. But you can get this as a consolation prize.
more toilet paper fantastic.
Why'd you say it with an accent?
I just thought it might hit honestly.
Was I wrong by the way?
Where are you going?
Witter kids, matcha!
Um, do you need me?
Yes, and also I have some matcha for you.
I don't actually, matcha is not even food, man.
It's like a cultural signifier.
Never mind. It's food, bro.
She loves it. She only merely tolerates it?
Are you trolling?
That's straight, that's not just straight from Kyoto.
Anyway, she's about to level up.
Just overload her with gifts.
I'm gonna love Bomber, what do you got, what do you be interested in?
Honestly, every once in a while I gotta give you some toilet paper, might be the play.
You gave her some toilet paper.
Yeah, she's all right with that.
Yes!
Ha ha ha ha ha.
She has an expression.
She has a before eating itadakimasu food.
Little quirks.
I've already made like her personality, right?
Like, I've given her graceful eating.
I've given her light appetite.
What is Kate?
What's in the Kate catchphrase?
I know if only there was a quirk for getting a triple
Yakuman on a sponsored Mahjong soul stream.
She does say dude all the time, that's true.
Or true, or maybe you're just saying true
because of the triple Yakuman, but.
I had to Google how often a triple Yakumon happens and it said like the average Majong player will never experience it in their entire life
And starting the sentence
Dude, dude, but then oh, she just said average
How does she pronounce it?
Dude.
Dude.
Dude.
Dude.
Dude.
Dude.
Dude.
Dude.
Wah.
Duh.
Dude.
What the?
Am I a fucking linguistic whisperer?
That sounds really good.
Do you that?
I don't like that it says do you what the?
I think if I run it back a little bit, is there a way to just adjust my cursor placement?
I literally bit it, but...
Do-a-da!
That's really fucking good!
That's actually awesome!
Good idea.
Yeti said I was at Costco, I got a lot of pings, what happened, Yeti?
Out on the white veranda, she wears a necktie and a panty-ma hat.
Oh no, I just remember the most embarrassing thing.
And now I'm gonna be thinking about it all day.
Her passport shows her face from another time and place, she looks nothing like that.
Wait, hang on, Amy Blue from the Doom Generations got some problems.
She needs to meet some individuals too.
I'm not going to make him say red chili peppers in my blistering ass as a catchphrase, but
red chili peppers in my blistering ass.
What are you going to talk about?
You're going to talk with chat?
You should talk about, honestly, I mean, I hate to pass up an opportunity to add
another topic into the environment here. What should you talk about with chat?
That's easy, man. Cinema. Amy Blue, you would love Marvel movies. You are not
ready. Is there anything I should know about the future, brother? Yes. In 17
years the hierarchy of power in the DC universe is going to change. Make sure you're ready.
Hey uh, Chat. Do you feel like talking about cinema?
What? I was just thinking about cinema too.
I feel destiny at work here. Chat, please be-
This is literally how five-year-old kids become friends.
And I'm jealous.
I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding, friends.
You just literally pick them up, put them next to another kid,
and then like a minute later, they're like, we're best friends.
But the flip side of that is that like sometimes you're like,
what's wrong?
And they're like, well, I wanted to be bitsy from super kiddies
and I wanted them to be Ginny from super kiddies,
but they wanted to be bitsy.
So I'm not fucking with them anymore.
She would probably call you like the Troll Army or something like that or should the
Troll
I'm thinking she calls it the troll platoon Internet trolls troll troll brigade
I don't know what she would call you
Might just call you little peons, I don't know
She has a problem with speaking down to people. I don't know if you've seen the movie.
Doom Generation stock is going way up after this.
Pions, you look great today.
Pions, you look great today.
Pions, how goes it?
Awns.
And Awns, I'm just gonna be real with you because you guys are weird.
I think you would definitely call her mommy.
Even if she asks you to stop.
100%. This one, it writes itself.
Oh damn Amy blue leveled up, okay
I haven't given her a good yet
Honestly, I feel like she'd be the kind of person who in the movie she would blow bubbles or something like that
Not just because her name is Amy Blue, there's a certain ironic attachment to it.
It is the closest thing to cigarettes in the game, outside of Chibley's Island.
Okay, we need to check out the fucking market, bro.
Damn.
Damn.
80% off is 11 bucks for the out die outfit.
I meant to say I'll take it.
Welcome. We're running a special sale today. Thanks a lot. Be sure to stop by again tonight.
Alright, we do need to have Bob Dylan actually meet some people, man. Like, what is he doing?
We also need to get him some clothes. That's a very good point.
dude he had there is an album cover where he's wearing this exact fucking
outfit I'm serious what is the album is it um it's like his second album or
something he's literally wearing this outfit it's so fucked up with a skirt
Well, like, you know what we could do.
Can we buy the pieces individually and just give them like leather pants?
I don't think you can, right?
Yeah, I don't think you can.
You can buy the set and then change it up.
Okay.
Well, let's head to the daily specials.
I mean, that is like perfect for us, man.
And then you're just gonna have them basically.
I don't slacks are a little fucked up probably just some chinos
Get the job done at least it's his self-title from 1962 I knew it man. He ain't ready for this
Yeah, to make you feel my love you were doing some shit in the 90s, bro
Do you need me?
Although, you do strike me as the kind of beast who, you know, might find Johnny in the
basement mixing up the medicine and you be on the pavement thinking about the president
or whatever.
Yeah, it kind of like doesn't work at all.
If you'll give me a second here.
Alright, now it's a little bit better.
The hat is fucked up for sure.
We need a Panama hat!
I don't know what, how do I...
I bet he would fucking go crazy over that, I bet he would fucking love it, man.
Are you just fucking level up already? Hang on, I'm gonna get you the right hat.
I don't give a fuck if you like that one.
Bro, there is no right hat for Bob Dylan.
I'm not gonna sit here and make a hat. How do I get him to take his fucking hat off?
Click why?
Take that shit off.
The why menu.
Get rid of this shit man.
The same to you.
No, no, no, this ain't me babe.
It ain't me you're lucky for, okay, what, can I come in?
You need to level up so I can give you a guitar!
Something unique.
What have you eaten? Edamame and yummy cake?
I literally stopped asking for the stewed beef.
It's my wife's favorite food and they're not selling it anymore.
Take a mushroom, bro.
Fuck! Wait, he likes it! He likes it a lot!
He even jumped up and down.
Level up, you motherfucker!
What the fuck would he...
Give him an idea for a song, man.
Should have given him a leopard skin pillbox hat.
your leverage skin bamboo box he was fucking with the hat maybe he'll love the
box that's right he's not going electric please for the love of God
We've done it y'all.
This is gonna blow this island wide open man.
Yeah.
Thank you Johnny, I think I could use this.
In the movie he'd be saying some shit like that.
If it ain't Johnny Cash, thank you for this Johnny, I think I could use this.
They ain't even electric?
I mean for a lot?
Damn!
Newport Folk Festival 1964 is like this is the greatest shit I've ever heard.
Listen here, to my song.
Give us some more, Bob.
Give us some more.
It's great as songwriter of our time, man.
Sure, why not?
Yeah, why not?
I would just love it if there were a flower planter right here.
Yeah, why not?
Actually looks pretty nice.
Oh yeah, I love the look of that flower planter.
W exterior design sensed.
Okay, next, next step, whether or not this is a level, we got to introduce Bob Dylan to
some people, which is actually like the whole purpose of my stream, to be honest as well,
in general.
I'm chatting with Kate over there, where's- Bob Dylan went back inside his house, he's
a bit of an introvert.
Here we go.
It's about the top of the current administration with a couple of rhymes.
You just gotta give him a minute.
Oh, baby, baby.
Oh, baby, baby.
Yeah.
He's got the aura farming down.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I picked him up.
He was starting to sing about yummy cake, man.
Um, hello. It's nice to meet you. My name is Bob Dylan. Hey, Bob Dylan. I can't.
How about phrases, then?
Great, they love it.
Chad does love when someone taunts about themselves in a reserved way.
Showing any form of self-confidence is seen as a threat and is thus shunned publicly, but...
Yeah, baby! Yes! Yes! No! No! No! And I'm spent.
That is the type of shit he'd be doing, man.
I think... wait, is it noon?
I think they're gonna get married, man.
How much do you love me?
I love you this much.
Well, I love you this much.
Damn.
Oh, then I love you this much.
Then, I...
Whoa! Whoa!
Same.
That's what it's like, man.
Yes!
That's huge.
You can spoiler for me chat when two people move in together in Tomodachi life
Do they get a bigger house?
Do they get like a set a two-story house or something or a two?
Lot
Yeah
Yes
That's fucking huge man
Hey Bob Dylan
They're discussing how to use a light bulb when it comes to jeopardy. Well, you weren't fucking with that light bulb
kind of pissing me off to be honest you were like thanks for the light bulb or whatever
wait wait no i've got something to say um care to play red light green light let's do it bro
touch the mute in 30 seconds without being spotted in order to win here we go green light
I didn't expect the fake out.
Hey, you can't win them all. Oh shit and get this as a consolation prize. Oh
Thanks, man
You give me some paper then I give it right back. I said it. Oh
What do you need me? What do you mean? What do I need? I just want to talk to my friend man
Maybe I want to oh, can you hold this for me?
I don't know what to do with it.
Damn.
Oh, you don't need toilet?
Oh, because he's got a bidet, man.
Motherfucker.
Come.
Come.
Hungry?
There.
Usually we're my problem.
Can I say something?
I've been thinking about cake lately.
Come.
Hungry?
There.
It's usually one of my problems.
Can I say something?
I've been thinking about Kate lately.
Do you think you could get me some clothes that she would like on me?
Wait Kate, are you in chat?
Help me out here.
This is how it goes to IRL too.
What are we rocking here?
I'll stay away from the chain.
I mean, I gotta say, I think the basic sweatshirt is kind of fly.
Train suit.
Nah, she ain't she ain't like that.
How about you hear me out here?
Let's take this.
Let's be let's go a little moody with it.
Like a basic dress shirt.
Oh, no.
She's just oh, no.
Looks like shit. It's the button-up shirt again. It could look good a white button-up shirt hear me out here and then
wide leg jeans yeah basic wide leg wide leg pants maybe in a lighter wash if they got one
Wait, wait, with the green pants?
And then for the shoes?
Can't be wearing slip-ons, man.
What are we going to wear then?
It's not going to be flower sandals.
basic sneakers also in white and then like the socks I actually wear IRL I
think this is pretty good or I could just show up in the in the Austin powers
I think those are the shoes I already got on, man.
It's Peter Griffin.
It's like it's fucking Peter Griffin.
Oh, shit.
Oh, I can't.
Oh, shit.
Oh, my God.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, what you?
What you're saying?
Oh, that's even worse.
Is, wow, you're dressed like Peter Griffin on one step ahead.
I'm thinking, what if Peter Griffin's got that shit on, man?
Peter Griffin kind of got that shit on.
Well one thing's for sure we got to mix up this shirt.
Quite sweatshirt will save it man.
That actually changes the look so much. That actually looks awesome.
I like it. That's the important part. Damn, I like it a lot, man. It still looks a lot
like Peter Griffin. Still still looks an awful lot like him. Yeah.
Starting to sentence a chat. I've got too many start a sentence. I have like chat which is
a can I say something and then listen which is don't get it twisted.
Big eater. Actually that's so real.
That's a freebie right there.
I'm so sorry, I have to go back to the...
To go back to the store?
Oh, for a guy like me when you end the sentence would also go crazy, you're right.
or type shit but then won't that get me banned from Nintendo no you can say
Whatever you want.
There we go.
I don't think it's as good as my other outfit, but dressing up for date night.
Dude, I do have to get Bob Dylan the starts of songs as a catchphrase.
He's got to level up.
Wait, wait, let's see how the situation develops.
Seems Kate's unsure of what to do. Do you see they just walked right by you, man?
You know what, this is a great opportunity for Bob Dylan and Jack to have a conversation, I think.
Bob Dylan's bored and wants some company.
No, I'm dying. You don't give a fuck.
Are you alright?
So first I do this, then this.
He pulls out his guitar. What you need is a song.
They sat together in the park
as the evening sky grew dark.
He looked at him and he felt the spark
tingle to his bones.
Rose been doing a lot of pondering today.
Oh, damn, that's a level.
Anyone want to go on a trip to Latin America?
I've never been to Latin America. I should send myself on that one, man.
I don't know if I've earned it yet, though.
Got to grant four more wishes first.
Holy shit, they got the whole earth in this game, man!
Ballet DVD...
I mean, Dan getting a karate DVD is something, but I also feel like...
maybe we can get some good rooms.
or Nate said nothing really okay graveyard set and dilapidated set is
crazy man wait there is one there there's an exercise bike bro 85 bucks that
must be life in this that ain't Peloton prices that's for sure I will get
the lavitator to give it to Chad. That's so fucking good. Yes. Yes. New schedule. No,
just making up for the fact that Friday's stream got so fucked up. But also a rare
bit of like serendipity that my kid is at a sleepover at her grandparents house today.
So I actually had time on a Sunday.
I think it's so funny that like you guys want me to have the gym room,
but I'm not even really like a gym guy. It's just like,
I just talk about the Peloton too much.
I'm kind of just like a normal guy who rides the bike.
Look to your right. That's a wall, bro.
I've been wondering what it would be like if Kate and I got to know each other better.
Honestly, that would be a really good idea.
And I would make a good team.
Absolutely.
I
Doesn't want to know what to talk about or anything
I still have so many gifts to give away, man.
I don't know, man.
The island's changed her a little bit.
Oh, your goth?
Okay, go on a trip to Hawaii.
how goth you are after that. Honestly, Bob and Amy would really get along, though.
Um, hello. It's nice to meet you. My name is Bob Dylan. Hello, there's Bob Dylan.
I'm known as Amy Blue from the Doom Generations.
Not gonna add Bob Dylan's ex-wife, Sarah, to the island. Okay.
He literally, it depends, because you're saying he hates her.
He doesn't hate her.
He hates her for one album and then he gets over it and apologizes with a song that's
like in my opinion a little too long.
I had a fun time with Amy Blue.
It's all over now, Amy Blue.
And if I'm being honest, it's all thanks to you, brother.
you're gonna walk into the wall you're gonna walk into the tree bro chill
I mean we do have like hundreds of dollars which never happens in this game
because I spend all my money as soon as I make a new me Bob Dylan Bob Dylan
working at the fuck-ass home depot is insane how much that looks like young
Bob I gotta say great work yet he you if you watch the the VOD you would not believe
from like the first 20 minutes of making Bob Dylan that it would ever come
together in the end he was looking all fucked up for like at least the better
part of a half hour he is also 85 years old but he's he's 85 I mean I don't
know what you want me to say the man's 85 years old
Thank you very much
Wait chat, I got something for you
I met a guy who watched a complete unknown four times in the last six months
That is fucking crazy I fell back as I've seen it one time in the past two years
I guess you could sit on the rock. I don't really know what to...
Yeah, was he saying shit like, I don't want to brag, but I know this guy.
I think I need Beach Lounge or two.
Now come.
Please come again.
You know, I actually can expand the beach a little bit too, you're not wrong.
I recently acquired more land.
Okay, that's gonna look way less fucked up.
I don't think I'm going to add Mao Zedong to the islands.
I don't hate you for suggesting it.
It's an interesting idea.
Switch up the vibes a little bit for sure.
bring a different sort of energy to the ecosystem. I might add LeBron. I could see that.
But the one thing's for sure, if I add LeBron, I got to make sure to hit the
don't age checkbox. I mean, did you see his performance against the Rockets last night?
Luckily, this fuckery won't last too much longer.
This, this is starting to not make sense, but that doesn't really make sense.
That makes sense.
You know what, let's get rid of this sand here.
It's so rare for me to be interested in doing stuff like this in a game like this man, but
I don't know, for some reason Tomodachi got me.
Do the me's die when they get too old?
Well we can only hope so.
Nintendo changes lives?
Chibli did you just wake up or have you been watching for a while?
I gotta give you a rundown on my island bro.
It's lit.
Pull up.
haven't you pulled up to my island yet I'm a guy who doesn't understand how the game works
like you got you got any suggestions shibbly look Dan and Kate are sharing their expertise on
cinema anything else going on Bob Dylan and Amy Blue from the boom generation having a little
conversation. Austin Powers taking some creep shots. But look, look at this. I mean, I don't
know if you've seen Austin Powers, but look at his fucking jacket, man. Look at his outfit.
I'm so over here taking a trip to the beach.
Chats doing sand art of Amy Blue from the Doom generation.
That's a little fucked up man.
A.I.
Wait, Malf wants to play-
Don't play fuck-ass Shadow Quiz with me, Malf.
I'm gonna freak out.
Okay.
No repeats. Okay, let's do it.
No repeats.
Food.
Meatballs.
Good one.
That was mine.
I'm gonna take Creme Brulee.
Frozen yogurt.
Ice cream.
I'm gonna say Pan-O-Raisine.
He was shocked.
That might not be a food.
He might just be upset.
Roast beef.
Canola.
Salad.
Yummy cake.
Hanukkah.
Motherfucker.
He's, he's dialed in today, man.
Napa cabbage
What the fuck?
Instant noodles
Crab
Apple pie
Canole
OHHHHHHHHH
What a gauntlet
That was a tough one too, give me something good
This could bust the economy of the island wide open
Congratulations, you won
Time for your crop
What the fuck is this- A GEOD!
Holy fuck!
An amethyst geode!
Jesus Christ!
Who would love an amethyst geode?
I got a- if I give it a mouth, all I've really given you is toilet paper.
I- actually that's not true.
I gave you a die earlier.
Damn.
I need a lounger stat.
get burned on the sand, man. He's gonna be all fucked up.
How you doing, brother?
Um. Um.
Hey there.
peckish for sure. I'd like you to level up because you're me. Honestly, if I'm
being real with you you need some fucking toilet paper. Who does it man?
It's literally a great match for me but whatever. I guess you're the expert.
Um, what are- I love Greek salad.
You know what? Let's fucking...
Let's fucking go back have some Greek salads, man.
Everybody love Greek salad. This is the type of shit I'm talking about, bro.
With the Matsutake mushroom, this must be like a feast or famine type thing.
I'm loading up the fucking cart.
I know you love this shit young
It's crazy for it. I'm gonna torture your me cuz you haven't made me. Yeah, but we don't want every island to just be the same people
Otherwise people are gonna be talking in the comments are gonna be like I thought Chip and Ryan were dating
No, that's Ryan's chip on Chips Island. Chips Ryan on Ryan Island is all fucked up. Like it's it's too confusing
But I'll add you I think you're gonna be next actually the other thing is people keep telling me to add women
But I don't know any more women men
Those going straight sepia like what's going on over here
Now
Okay, just throw your baseball away that I gave you that cost me a whole level up
Austin Powers
huh
you've become way too much of a photography nerd man
um
I need to see I need to know what this fucking masutake mushroom does because it's 78 dollars
it must be someone's favorite food and like guarantee a level up
okay it made him sick
fantastic
awesome so there's 78 dollars down the shitter
how about you Bob Dylan
Um... Oh, what do you need?
You still only met two people?
He's not even hungry, man. He's not gonna eat it.
You and Dan would definitely get along.
Um, hello. It's nice to meet you.
My name is Bob Dylan.
Hi, Ross. I'm Dan.
This could be a disaster, man.
What was the appin' about Yummy Cake?
Actually, you know what Dan loves, Yummy Cake? This could work.
Okay, Malf? Where's Malf again?
Chillin' at the vending machine?
You! If you got space in your little tummy...
What do you need?
Maybe you might enjoy a Matsutake Mushroom.
I firmly believe that at 78 bucks this is going to be someone's favorite food.
This is a fucking joke.
Okay.
Amy Blue?
Amy Blue Bubbles?
Something unique.
I have something for you.
It's the most expensive mushroom in the world.
She tolerates it.
Fantastic.
Doesn't even crack the top three.
Oh, it barely cracks the top three.
Whoa!
Wait a sec.
It's a ton of XP, at least.
Let me look up some famous Amy Blue quotes on IMDb.
IMDb, the doom generation.
A lot of these you definitely can't repeat.
If Bullshit were music, you'd be a big brass band.
like a life support system for a cock?
Actually, this one's, why don't you passionately go fuck yourself?
What is this, night of the living brain dead?
There's some pretty good ones.
Eat my fuck is pretty good.
If bullshit were music, you'd be a big brass band.
Sometimes I feel the city is sucking away at my soul.
Could add blade to the island.
Life is lonely, boring and dumb.
nature calls it fucking hollers. I'm so mad at you I could rip your testicles off and staple
them to your ankles. I think I'm just gonna eat my fucking there. Oh my god we need to
They would get along so well, AB Blue from the Doom generation does have angry video
game nerd energy.
You know what? It's just a little too explicit.
Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh
Bullshit, we're music.
Sometimes I feel the city sucking away at my soul.
When nature calls it hollers.
That's true, my kid is on the island.
When?
I know how to do this. Thank you, by the way. Pope John Paul the Third. Thank you.
Make sure.
Calls.
Dot, dot, dot.
Dot, dot, dot.
Dot, dot, dot.
And then it's when I have to go down to space here, which is, so, is there any way to do
this better so that it keeps my auto complete?
Because if I just go call, then it goes nature call.
When nature call it.
Why?
For space?
Okay, but watch what happens.
Maybe it actually works, but when nature calls, I press Y.
Now all of a sudden it puts it with no space, and now it goes twisted, because that's the
last thing I wrote after it.
Click Y instead of A to select it.
Press down first.
Well, that was what I- I did press Y!
I did press Y!
It's down Y.
Nintendo don't get it man.
Nature calls it...
Callers.
Nature calls it...
Callers.
Give her a little characterization at least.
You gave her an expression.
She loves it.
Um, she do be staying in like that.
Let me see what we got.
Anything compelling here?
solve chat's problem and then I think we got to end the stream. But of course I will be back tomorrow.
Well, you got a funny way of showing it. What do you think? I think it might be a bad idea.
I think that's a bad idea.
Well, if that's how you feel, I guess I'll give it up.
Thanks for looking out for me.
Oops.
Hmm.
I think that's pretty good for one stream, man, because she's got like a revelation.
When you see the gold arrows that means like she's she's gonna propose a major life event
And I don't want that to happen so close to the the end of the stream today
Damn, this is real man
What are you guys talking about things that are completely unexpected
But the islands coming together dude
What the fuck are you wearing, man?
Fancy cupcake, fancy cupcake, fancy cupcake.
Damn, the aura loss in the middle of the street.
I want to get the lap-a-dated room for chat, but sadly I don't have it unlocked yet.
This is so fucked up, man.
First off, why are you lounging on the beach in a leather jacket and a toque?
Like, you guys could just be, you know what?
Pardon me? Could I have a moment?
My name is Mal.
You're Mal. I'm Bob Dylan.
I think it's gonna make me laugh every time, man.
That's damn true.
And you know, this game is so more-ish, because now I'm like, I got some XP.
What if we went to the Wishing Fountain with our XP, and we applied it and we got a level
up?
Oh.
All right, good enough also, I don't know this is the only game I think that I've ever respected because it's the only game where I go to save and then I go stop here and it's just because I feel like a Tomodachi life session pasta and at the title screen so you can like passive passive.
Passive, passive, why did I forget the word passively?
You can passively like look at your terrarium
with all of your dolls in them.
And then be like, it's like having a piece of furniture
in your room or a piece of art.
I can just leave this up on my TV and then like walk around
and be like, hey, what's going on?
Look at that, Chet's buying a drink at the vending machine.
Look at that Chet's talking to Amy Blue
from the Doom generation.
Yeah, no problem.
Just like kick sand on top of my wife
while she's sleeping on the beach or whatever.
I need to get some beach loungers stat.
He fucking loves his camera, man.
I think I should not have given this to him.
Like he's completely isolated himself
from the rest of the island
as a result of the fact
that he's got this fucking Nikon Cool pics, man.
He used to get out there and socialize.
He was like making friends.
Now he's just taking pictures.
All right, let me,
sash marker,
oh, my dachi,
life, I'm out of your chat.
I'll be back tomorrow at 9 a.m.
Thank you for enjoying the stream today.
Very rare Sunday stream.
That was the twitch home page I'm gonna do my friend Apollo a favor and I'm not
going to raid him because he is testing a new setup and I feel like sending a
bunch of people into a tech support kind of like calibration stream is gonna
fuck up the vibe something fierce I'm gonna send you over to Corey man
Cory's just chatting. I don't want to brag but I helped keep Cory's words on
stream streak alive this morning. I was the only person that was typing and I
single-handedly got 29 out of 25 points so that they could keep their streak alive.
Hey before I leave add demon bluff to your wish list on steam
exclamation point demon bluff join the demon bluff discord i'm partnered with
uh off brand and led wig from video games to help them publish it
i already did you're the real mvp hardly believe that that was 20 years ago man
it's not contractual obligations bro we have aligned incentives
You wouldn't get it. Anyway, see you tomorrow. Bye!