Northernlion
can I show you my island | mister some back hair | mister working elgato | (!DemonBluff)
04-20-2026 · 5h 18m
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What happened on Friday? I think you'll find that the circumstances of Friday's stream
were covered on our Sunday stream. Oh, wait. You weren't there? No, Anon, you didn't miss.
You weren't outside enjoying the weather on a weekend afternoon. Were you? Oh no, you
missed all the updates on my island. You miss Bob Dylan's singing songs about
yummy cake in Tomodachi life? Whether it was ass, not really. Not really. Wait, my
guys, I can't type slash marker. He'd got me a new keyboard, which is awesome, but
the slash key doesn't work. I'm pressing the button that would normally be
slash or question mark with the shift key pressed and it is not it's not making a symbol
it's not making any kind of character anyone know why this might be the case here copy mine
Wait, wait, wait, wait, this is huge.
Control C. Control V. Slash marker.
And then, just so I don't have to do this later,
let's put Control A, Control C on that.
And then all of a sudden, look at that, thank you.
By the way, are we, I'm not afraid to make
some bold statements, bro.
go ahead man
but for some reason keep review bombing slay this fire to even though it's like
undisputably game of the year twenty twenty six so far
keep making a mix broke is now i look like a hero of independent game developers
everywhere you know i don't give a fuck if your game has mixed reviews all play
it if i'm by them with it
all it sucks now because they've been nerfed
the things that make it automatic to win every single time
that's so crazy man
How on earth could you, how could Slay This Bire 2 be mixed in terms of its reviews?
It seems insane.
It's the greatest game of all time.
Better than horsey game?
Well, yeah, but that's like asking, like, what's better?
Like a steak dinner or a starburst?
I mean, depends what you're after, man.
I'd be pretty fucking pissed off if I knocked on someone's door on Halloween age eight
or something like that and then someone handed me a steak dinner.
I'd be like, I don't even have a place for this right now.
In that situation, I'd rather have a Starburst to be honest with you.
Let's do it, man. Let's start with the silence.
Winged boots. I don't think I've ever had winged boots as a reward.
Maybe they just added it, man.
The next room's to travel to three times.
They just added it. How about that?
I mean, I don't mind winged boots, for sure,
But I also feel like some early transforms could go crazy as the silent two memento morris. What the fuck?
What the fuck nine damage and four additional damage for each card discarded this turn
Each card discard your intoma dachi. Okay, actually like I shouldn't be because
Because, um, give me a second here, oh my God, I have like 12 different tabs open.
I still have the Austin Powers Halloween costume website open.
You're not, okay, wait, wait, wait, one second here.
You are in the Tomodachi life category.
And Kino Man, answer for your crimes.
Because here's the thing, you know what offends me the most?
What offends me the most is that there was no reason to bring that up except to be pedantic,
and then your pedanticness was incorrect.
You still have yesterday's stream title?
I think there's a UI bug because I changed the stream title today to this the kind of
game I could spend a few days in, and then in parentheses I said Will Smith.
Because I've been listening to a 90s summer jam playlist and Miami by Will Smith was coming
on.
I've said this a few times before over the course of like many, many years.
And I genuinely believe that it has been many, many years.
Like I think I maybe first mentioned this in like 2013.
It's crazy that he wrote a song or at least rapped a song about how much he loves the city
of Miami and the best praise that he can muster for it.
He goes, I only came for two days of playing.
Every time I come I always wind up staying.
This is the kind of town I could spend a few days in.
Like he kind of buries the lead on that one, right?
He's like, normally I always play for two days but when I leave I was like, I could
of had another couple of meals here. It's not like he's saying, I want to live here or anything.
He's like, two days now, maybe next time we go for three. Like, I don't, it's, it ain't
that serious, man. Way, they've changed leading strike a little bit. Interesting, two shibs.
I still think it's a skip. I mean, we're so obviously coded for like a discard deck
here. Something like that. And now, have you seen the drama? No, I'll see it at some point,
but also I kind of hated dream scenario if I'm being honest. Why would you play the one
that does less damage instead of the one that does more damage? So I'm not sure, what's
What's the director's name? The director's name is like Borgier or something like that,
right? Borgiel, something like that? It's better than Dream Scenario? Well, I gave Dream Scenario
like a two. So now we're in the two and a half, three range. And that's, I mean, I've
got a lot of, a lot of current Sawaw to get through as well. So it's, you can see
why I'm torn, I guess, is what I'm trying to say. Not to be Natalie and Brulia
coded necessarily. How do we get movies on your watch list? Don't sweat it, and if you
all see Spider-Verse at some point, it'll happen. 26 damage! Sheesh! Wait, does Memento
Don't worry, this combat, no this turn,
oh, because it had double damage, of course.
I have way too many Sly cards and not enough cards
that actually discard.
That's all right, we'll get there.
What did you rate the evil bomb?
4 out of 20
Holy shit is you don't often get an opportunity
To say something epic like that on stream it was that bad you can't know 4 out of 20 is the highest rating you can get
You can't do this is a math class you can't reduce the fraction, okay?
Fuck this shit, bro. I have no AOE. This is gonna suck ass.
Hey, now, do you ever consider having a two and a half milligram edible?
I'm gonna stop you right there, kid. I don't know.
Any time in my entire life I've ever consumed cannabis, it has been out of a ziplock bag
that one of my friend's older brothers gave him.
So I have absolutely no concept of what two and a half milligrams means.
That could be the kind of dose that like a 60 year old grandma is taking to help
her get to sleep. Oh I guess I'll just fucking die.
Or it could be the kind of dose that like leaves you
irreparably changed forever? I have no idea.
Is grandma those basically? But grandmas are built a little different these days. Have you
seen Helen Mirren? I love Silver Crucible, that's all you gotta think about. I can't believe we got
like the greatest transformations but no discards, man. They need to make acrobatics one cost,
discard one card. It would literally save me. Eight damage is perfect. It's too late
and now I've already imagined you as the Crimson Tide and me as the Humble Deacon Blues. You
know that the Crimson Tides are the ones that are getting all the pussy, right? I
I don't know if you're familiar with this.
Well, I guess that's not true.
Deacon Blues is getting some of the pussy
because he makes love to these women,
languid and bitter sweets.
I rise when the sun goes down,
cover every game in town.
Oh, maybe we should just fuckin' listen to track three
off of Asia right now, man.
I'll make it my home sweet home. Learn to work the saxophone.
Fresh cut looking clean. Thank you. Blame the Phillips one blade, man.
It's the closest shave a guy like me can get without getting razor bumps.
And it honestly, it goes crazy as long as you don't have a dude with a wax mustache
in your ear telling you you need to get a horsehair shaving brush or some shit like
that post in the reddit about how he like de-scaled some kind of razor from like 1926
that he bought it in a state sale mother fucker what do we do this is important man
I'm feeling good today
it's badger hair anyway I don't even think we have badgers here man
I mean, 18 damage, next skill you play costs zero, kind of peak.
What is our run is nothing so far, which is actually good because it means it could be
everything.
I think an 18 damage card is pretty solid.
And then you're actually going to take a peek at this, unfortunately.
Nothing here appeals to me as a deck definer, but to be honest with you, Master of Strategy
is obviously awesome, but Bag of Marbles to speed up our fights on the first floor
or to purge some artifact on some of these annoying-ass enemies is going to be huge I think.
Eat some of that.
And then some of this.
Brother, I don't know, I think we could probably just run two dagger sprays.
Did you know the Chris Rock movie, I think I Love My Wife is a Love in the Afternoon
remake?
I did know that.
Believe it or not, that's a fair question, because I did not know that before I watched
the movie Love in the Afternoon.
But then after I watched the movie, I went to the Wikipedia page for Love in the Afternoon,
one of the Romer morality tales, and I saw that it had an American remake with Chris Rock,
and I said, what the hell are we doing here?
But I saw it, you guys have to see Love in the Afternoon if you haven't seen it.
Simply because, I mean, all I'm gonna do is, I think it's based that France has
a better work-life balance, but honestly if that dude just was getting a little bit of
extra work done, he wouldn't have found himself in that quandary to begin with.
If he just stayed in the office between, like he can go out for like an hour-long lunch,
but if he stayed in the office from one to four instead of going out for a four-hour
lunch, he wouldn't have found himself in that issue.
That's all I'm going to say.
I'm throwing a blood, nah man, great uncle little Hamlet coated but it's I'm
gonna review it on Letterbox so I just need to I mean I need to nut up and go
back to Letterbox. Also I don't know if Ricky's here might be a little early for
the Ricky heads out there. I'm gonna inevitably this clip will find its way
to Ricky okay. Ricky is send the help of the worst movie you've ever seen in
your entire life. Okay you give Charlotte thank you for answering for
for Ricky. Ricky, every single movie that Ricky reviews on Letterbox, and I think this is great,
by the way, is a four or a five, and it just is like a one-liner joke. And then he gave Send Help
by Sam Raimi a three and a half. I'm not being sarcastic. It's the lowest score I have ever
seen Ricky give a movie. Now, I believe, because I was stalking his profile a little bit,
He has lower reviews historically, but in the last four or six months that I have been following
Ricky on Letterbox, it's the lowest review I've ever seen. And he also gives everything
round numbers. So for him to give it a three and a half, I was like, man, this movie must have
pissed them off a little bit. You gave training day at two and a half. Bro, they got Cliff
What if Curtis out here calling everybody Holmes?
I'm honestly, can I say something?
If you, I need Gen Z to watch Training Day so that my opinion becomes the modal take.
Because I literally think if you're 23 and you've grown up hearing that Training Day
is like an Oscar-winning, an all-time classic of 21st century cinema, I think if you
You are 23 and you watch it, you will be like, what the fuck?
Why did all the older people lie to me?
It's literally like one good performance and the rest of the movie is total garbage.
That's it, man.
You're asking revenge or the Sith lovers to objectively review it?
I'm asking them to subjectively review it, man.
Growing up maturing is realizing Denzel was the good guy.
I don't know if I would go that far.
I think that he's also a bad guy.
I do think that Gen Z might watch it and think that Ethan Hawke is actually worse,
he literally is just buying into the system. At least Denzel is operating outside of the
whims of the LAPD, like he's self-actualized. Ethan Hawke is just the tool of the machine.
That's tough to say, though, because they also do think Ethan Hawke is baby girl, which
is true. He is pretty baby girl. By the way, I've been sitting at the screen for like,
I don't know, 20 minutes. Now, next skill you play causes zero. That's all you need
didn't know. What is Ethan from? I don't know. I feel like he kind of has like Midwest vibes.
He kind of has like a guy who moved from Minnesota to California for college vibes. Complimentary.
Okay so obviously we run this town.
This is the easiest this fight will ever be, that's for damn sure.
Oh maybe, maybe, maybe I can't kill any of them now that I've committed to killing this
one.
My bad y'all.
Shouldn't have taken 7 damage there.
Huge, flex potion petrified toad.
The start of each combat get a potion shaped rock.
To go and rather have a flex potion than a potion shaped rock right now, but we'll get
our potion economy working for the future.
You didn't take the relic?
My bad, y'all.
That's not the first time this happened.
I didn't know you liked to get wet.
It's the type of shit he'd be saying in training day.
He does say that.
He does say that.
I don't know if you've seen the movie.
A lot of training days, biggest fans have not seen the movie.
There's one thing I noticed when I watched it and then gave it an honest review.
He goes, man, that was PCP, bro.
What are you doing?
Ethan, no, man, you're a cop.
You can't be smoking PCP.
You got to keep that to plant on the dude that we arrested in a routine traffic stop.
You gave it two stars, dude.
It's not very good.
It's not a good movie.
I'll take a sucker punch here.
Huge.
It's at least a three and a half.
Listen, I'm not gonna waste my life
getting into the weeds about whether it's a two and a half
or a three and a half.
The important thing is,
ain't as good as Francis Hall.
And that's for damn sure.
news flash, it means you're dead.
what the hell are we doing here?
I don't want to slice whether it's a corner or a side bro.
what does this run do?
you're always going to be happy to have a calculated gamble, that's for sure.
you're always going to be happy
to do something like that
what do you think Denzel's worst movie is?
I mean it's, I'm going to be honest with you, I think it's probably something I've not seen
but I would have to imagine that it's probably like the Equalizer 2 or something like that, right?
right? That would be my assumption, at least. There's three equal, I have to imagine the
equalizer three is even worse than the equalizer two. I don't have any confirmation of this,
but that would that would seem to make sense. I'm sorry, we need a mod, because every time
I look at this, doesn't it look like he's got his thumb out, giving the middle finger
to this fucking door. Like just the way the thumb is cooked like this, every time I see
this, I'm like, he's giving the middle finger to the door. We need a mod that out stretches
this finger. And now I witnessed two middle-aged women getting a physical altercation at Costco
this weekend. Their husbands had to hold them back. Shit was crazy. Yeah, it turns
I don't know if it reveals the true basal nature of mankind inside of the Costco or if it maybe
They're just you know evil people let the masks slip when they you know
You know what maybe they I need to hear more
I guess is what I'm trying to say
Because there are times inside of the Costco that I want to get into a fistfight
And I consider myself the good guy because I'm like why the fuck are they leaving their cart park diagonally?
when there's only enough room for one cart to fit through the frozen food section.
Like you have to pull over and then find the gap between the pallets and park your cart between the pallets
and then grab the shit you want. Also, you stand in the
interstitial space to look at the shit that's behind the freezer door.
You don't stand right at the freezer door because then if somebody needs to open
the freezer to get something I have to wait for you to diagnose all the
nutritional information from the like 12 inches away but people don't give a fuck
man people don't care and maybe they shouldn't to be honest that's the
crazy take is that like I used to get more rattled by people not being like
As conscientious as I would like them to be
The older I get the more I'm like, you know
You're gonna live huh, that's devastating
The more I'm like I can sort of I mean
I'm it's baked into my psyche at this point that like I'll spend 25% of my brain power at any given time just
Ambiently making sure I'm not in anybody's way, but I can totally understand maybe their perspective
which is like if I spent my whole life worrying about like getting in other people's way then like
I'll never have a quiet mind which is true as fuck but also I mean I also feel like to an extent it's just common sense
Like I'm sure in my mind I'm like why is society so fucked up the incentives are aligned in such a
you know way that it turns us all against our fellow man and in their mind they're like
I want to get bagel bites and if someone needs me to move they'll go can you move please
Are we going to slide or we're kind of a poison build.
Maybe we could take bouncing flask.
This definitely looks like a rest to me.
Hear me out here?
Keep spinning on it.
discard this to do four poison to all enemies. We can use so I don't get fucked up next turn.
Who would win in a fight? Thanos or Livia Soprano? Thanos would kill himself, probably,
after listening to Livia Soprano for any length of time, but certainly any length of time over
like 45 seconds Thanos would he would he would end his own life and even after he
ended his own life she would still think that she was the victim
The guy who understands the Sopranos.
Everybody who thoughts, and I think this is not the most common take anymore, which is
a sign the society is feeling.
Obviously everybody who thought that Skyler was the bad guy in Breaking Bad is an idiot.
But genuinely, Livia Soprano is the greatest villain in the Sopranos.
She's worse than Tony because she made Anthony into Tony.
And then also, she just sucks.
She just, she's just really, she just sucks a lot.
Um, 20, I'm literally dead.
I'm literally dead again.
Exactly, though.
We're gonna make it, man.
Guys, you can't keep calling me misogynist.
Have you looked at, like, the last 10 movies I watched on Letterbox?
I'm literally, like, the number one ally of women,
especially millennial and Gen Z women.
I've literally beat the allegations.
Look at the movie. I'm not a performative feminist.
You know why I'm not a performative feminist?
because I watched Tiny Furniture, Lena Dunham's debut, and I went fuck this shit, bro. Girl,
do not fuck that guy. Bear back in that aluminum tube on a construction site. That's fucking insane.
Do not fuck this horrible drug addicted chef with an awful mustache raw at the construction site.
It's so vile. Do not do this. I gave it a two and a half. It was pissing me off.
But I watched Francis Ha and I was like, this is awesome.
Stone calendar might be okay, man.
Someone told me they didn't like Francis because she skips.
Are they talking about Francis Ha, the movie, or Francis Ha, the character?
Because honestly, if you're out here not liking a movie because you don't like a character,
well, I guess there have been times that I've done that before, but still.
I'd have to think about that.
I think that's a stupid reason, though.
Also she doesn't skip.
He's literally running through the city with David Bowie and her airpods.
Whatever, I'll take a dash.
I'll lose three max HP to upgraded.
Wait, wait, okay, 12 is too much, but keep going for a one HP run.
No, I'm not spending 12 max HP to upgrade a strike.
To me, that seems like short-sighted.
When are you gonna pull up for Babette's Feast?
I gotta see Claire's Knee first.
I gotta make time to see Ran,
which is like three hours and 15 minutes long or whatever.
But you know, it's possibly on the list.
Give me an Acrobatics.
Assume me, I know the type of deck
that I wanna build, bro.
This guy wearing the same shirt as yesterday.
You might have been on a bender yesterday.
I was wearing an all-white dry waffle shirt from Uniqlo.
This is a striped shirt.
It has like a butterscotch-colored stripe.
And this is from a brand called Cateen.
Acrobatics on common now.
Yep.
I have one in my deck.
I have one in my deck.
So I'm aware of that.
Let me think about this.
Don't get on me for fast fashion, okay?
Because I'm pretty sure the dry waffle shirt
literally is made out of recycled plastic bottles.
And I say that because it feels like I'm wearing Dasani.
Like if someone asked me who designed my clothes,
I would say Dasani.
It's Dasani Aquafina.
But also, literally, I put it in the washing machine,
washing machine I wash it I pull it out of the washing machine it's fucking dry
like it doesn't make any sense I don't know what kind of scientific synthetic
fabric they're making this out of but it's literally sitting in a pool of water
for like 40 minutes and it comes out dry it's so insane it's awesome man and
And he spills something on it, it just beads.
I mean these are all interesting cards, man.
I don't think we need haze unless we're going to build poison though.
I think Strangle could do some work.
Fuck it bro, chosen cheese me.
in shows, in cheese.
Elden Ring movie, Castlist, drops.
I refuse to believe that this movie is gonna be good,
but I wanna believe.
It just seems like,
like am I just being needlessly contrarious?
Cause to me it seems like,
like what is the Castlist?
I mean, like are they playing characters that we know?
I guess is what I'm trying, like,
I thought part of the part of the cool shit about
why do I want this too damaged, motherfucker?
Some of the cool shit about Elden Ring is the fact that like the lore is not actually on the screen.
I think that could work in a movie,
but I'm not a hundred percent sure that Alex Garland is the type of beast to make it work in a movie.
Shit.
So, like, I don't know, I've never really like, when I was playing the game, I was not like,
yes, bro, in my head, I always thought that Jacob Elordi would be like, would be Radon
or whatever.
Like, it just, it sort of doesn't make any sense to me, I guess.
Like all I know about Radon is he rides a horse.
I know about millennia is that she goes Like in a way I feel like I'm kind of
excited by the fact that they're at least taking a kick at the can and that
who knows man maybe they'll fucking get it maybe this will be the one where they
nail it but I'm innately just like a little skeptical I guess of like why I
I would even want a blood-borne movie, or not a blood-borne movie, but an Elden Ring movie.
That's about all I got.
Tim Robinson would be great as patches.
They're calling, and I like Tim Robinson, but they are calling it potentially the most red-ed casting decision of all time.
This deck is not in trouble, bro. You know how I know?
know we knock this guy out pass the turn and then stone calendar kills them all
next time
block equal to poison oh we don't want any of this garbage unfortunately now I
I do believe that, and I'm going to get in trouble for saying this, but I do believe that
Alex Garland is at the very least a competent filmmaker, I just, all the cast, you know
what it's giving to me, it's giving when they used to make video game movies in like
the mid, or no, I used to get official PlayStation Magazine from like 2001 to 2005 or something
like that and in every single issue they would have like our dream movie casting
and it would be like white guy with the beard we really think young upstart
Colin Farrell would be good in this role and then like what if we had like oh for
the older guy the older mentor what if we put Alec Baldi in there because he
kind of looks like the guy from the game and then as the love interest I'm
thinking she has brown hair so let's get Penelope Cruz on this John like it was
just that every single month until I see something else about the movie like a
trailer that maybe sets the tone the atmosphere or something like that the
visual language of the movie I will remain skeptical that this is anything
other than fanservice but I could be wrong and I would love to see Jack
Black as Morgot. You're not wrong. Jack Black as Morgot could be, that could be fucking
peak, man. I'm gonna enchant, I really thought I could enchant Dash with Nimble 2, but I
i guess not
well fuck you buddy
Zendaya could be a huge Michi.
Are you sitting down brother?
I got some wonderful news for you.
First off, the movie you're talking about Smallfoot, I think it came out like eight
years ago and she fucking slayed in the movie.
They're actually saying that that's how Borger got the idea to cast her in the
drama is because of how good she was as Michi in small food. Hi Tomo. Hi Tomo. Hey buddy,
Are we going to need to get, we could not play a block potion here, I'll survive.
That being said, the exception to this, and this is also a little reddit so I apologize
but it's acceptably reddit right now, if I'm reading the room appropriately.
I have absolutely no, on paper, the concept of a Matt Johnson Magic the Gathering movie
makes absolutely no sense but also I have no reason to doubt him after Nirvana the
the band to show the movie and also Blackberry. So he's much like Salim Song, earned a free
bee after past lives, and then popped her bubble shield with materialists, in my opinion.
Matt Johnson gets a fee. Literally, he he he has played two cards that guarantee that
his next card is free. So if his next card, if it's a simple strike or a simple defend,
Who cares? Who cares? Because it was zero energy anyway. It's either that or leave it in the hand.
Some A.O.E. would be nice. Blackberry did not suck your trolling. You're not a real C.B.C. gem haver.
What is it, man?
They really want me to have a poison build, man.
No potions gives you two decks.
But that's kind of peak.
Actually, you know what?
We need to accelerate our deck.
The deck needs to accelerate in a big way.
Wait!
Our Costco order is amazing.
Stuff that we usually get is all on sale.
Let's go.
I was telling our daughter, I was like,
we have no food in the house.
I don't know if that caused her to have like a crisis
or something like that.
Like if she was like, maybe my family's fucked up.
But I was like, we, like this morning I was like,
well, we don't have yogurt
and we don't have granola bars.
So what do you want to eat for breakfast?
I was like, here's some cereal.
And then I was like, we got to go to the grocery store
because we have no fruit.
We have no meat in the house.
We have no grains.
We have no anything.
We do have yogurt? Yeah, but she doesn't like the non-strawberry yogurt, which is why
now I don't get her variety packs anymore. Even though she asked for the variety packs,
now I just get her strawberry yogurt instead. I like this guy. You know what this guy reminds
me of the the weird trolls from the first frozen movie they're given like a
he's a bit of a fixer of uppers I don't know what else is it for prior
arrangements to flex the range make right after that up top about on some
you know what I'm talking about maybe kind of not really they're from the
second movie too yeah but I've only seen that one once I've seen I've seen
frozen one I don't know probably like at least five times which also I'm gonna
because you're gonna go why you're gonna go why first frozen is actually pretty
fucking good I'm not an animated movie Andy like one of the I went to a birthday
party yesterday for one of my daughter's friends and one of the dads asked me if I
saw Zootopia 2 and I was like no man if he's watching not to be rude to him at
all but I was kind of like what why are you asking a 37 year old man if he's
if he willfully watches Utopia 2. To me, and I don't know if I read the room right on this one,
but to me, he kind of looked offended, because my reply was more like, I said,
Kate took the bullet on that one, but I'm sure I'll be forced to watch it at some point.
We're definitely gonna die here, motherfucker, man.
Stop throwing potions at me.
Do we live on this turn? Oh, we live on the- oh, yeah, great order on that, by the way.
You do have a kid? Yeah, yeah, but that's- the fact that I have a kid is exactly why
I haven't seen Zootopia 2. If my kid is likely to say, hey, daddy, let's watch this movie,
I'm not going to watch it willfully myself because I will be forced to watch it at some
point. Whether my will is there or not. I'm gonna die. Okay, the Slash Marker we go again.
Oh my Slash Marker doesn't work so we can control V. STS 2, 1, and we go again. We're
gonna make it through the first floor as the silent man. But yeah, Frozen 1, I mean
And the first, I saw Frozen 1 probably like four or five years after it's released.
And like you, I had also heard let it go like maybe 700,000 times before I saw it, before
I saw the movie I should say.
And I was like, this must suck because it's been annoying me forever, but actually it's
awesome.
There's like at least I would say five classic level Disney songs in that movie
Zootopia 2 could never is what I'm trying to say. Don't even get me started on Shakira
Zoo from Zootopia 2 man
I'm gonna transform one. Well, actually you're right. We should check for an early shop. That's an early enough shop
You saved my life
Tangled is better. Tangled is also pretty good
But honestly, I would I would say for me I put frozen one above tangled, but it's an argument
I don't want to get in
Into on stream and the main reason is that I'm pretty sure the average person I'm arguing with it was like 10 when tangled came out
And I was like 23 so I don't really want to get in an argument with like a little kid about which kids movies best like
It's like getting into an argument with like a ice cream
Taster about which ice cream flavor is best like you kind of got me cleared there
Give me some cards that do damage, man.
Alright, I'll just make it a shift deck.
I could do-
Dude, fucking alchemize!
Fucking alchemize!
How's the weather up on that high horse?
Yo! Enmix mentioned.
That rare liminal period for Enmix
between Dash and Blue Valentine where only Kate and I were listening to their
music. Give me a fucking alchemize, bro. I love the way this looks already. And are
we gonna fucking... are we gonna... the dagger throw is pretty good, but you know
Oh, I mean, Panache is pretty fucking good if we're gonna run shaves, man.
I would happily add, to be honest, I feel like another accuracy is too much.
When we, ah, expose, expose is gonna be a nice addition as well.
I love Swift too.
That's the shit Tim Cook said when he took over Apple, man.
Let's put that on a zero cost power.
That seems awesome.
potion, crazy.
Honestly, we have alchemists. We would be stupid not to drink a potion on every single fight.
potion on every single fight. The leading strike get buffed. Buffed is an interesting question.
It got changed. It lowered its damage, I think, but increased the number of shives that it creates.
But I'm being pedantic because to be honest with you that's basically just a buff. Also,
Also I forgot to remove greed, but I still think this deck is awesome.
Finisher is obviously really good.
Backstab I really like as well, but...
Oh you can't remove it, you're right!
It's eternal.
There'll be energy potions.
I've never seen anything like this on OEF.
What the fuck is this, man?
I can only do six damage with Finisher.
What a fucking joke.
Eternal, what is this? Sunshine of the spotless mind?
Clearly you understood the film.
Um, movie's not good anyway.
Nah, I'm just trying to troll you.
Just trying to annoy you.
It's no Frozen though.
Frozen one anyway.
Nah, it might be my favorite movie.
Although, I don't know, because it might be my favorite movie,
but also not even my favorite Charlie Kaufman movie.
Is that valid?
Like, adaptation is just so good, man.
I ain't even the best drummer in the band type shit.
My favorite movie, but not my favorite, Coen Brothers.
I mean, I'll say it, man, and I don't care who's got an issue with this.
Best Coen Brothers movie, Fargo.
Second best Coen Brothers movie, it's gotta be Barden Fink for a guy like me, man.
I'll show you the life of the motherfucking mind.
That being said, I think I've only seen like seven of them, so I'm like halfway through.
Every time you play an attack or skill, upgraded for the remainder of combat?
Kinda nutty.
Ah, you're right, I forgot they did No Country for Old Man.
That one, that's, a lot of people are saying that movie's pretty good too.
So that's also a really good, it's not come on, come on, it's Soterica, it's not Blood
Simple.
Blood Simple is a very impressive debut.
It's got my goat Dan Hadea, it's literally the only movie in my entire life where I've
ever seen myself on the screen, aka representation for people who have insanely copious amounts
of body hair.
picture of Dan Hadea with his shirt off of the swimming pool, but it's not, it's no
far go, okay? It's an impre... and it's got a great M.M. at Walsh performance.
Well, if I see him, I'll be sure to give him the message. Got a little Steve
brutal there but good point upgrading powers makes more sense because we have
razor-tooth oh brother where art thou I got to see again because the only time
I've seen it I was literally like 13 years old if you weren't alive back
then we used to have a proper culture and what a fucking turn man what a
fucking joke more like oh brother where art thou was actually like a normie viral hit haters
will say it's fake but it's real as fuck normal everyday people like taxi drivers and insurer
insurance salesman and shit would bump in I am a man of constant sorrow we used to be
a proper country, bro.
11 damage, easiest day of my life.
Honestly, we don't even have to play accuracy.
Thoughts on don't look up.
Adam McKay is my enemy.
I firmly believe that you can only take 15 damage per turn, no?
I firmly believe that Adam McKay made Don't Look Up exclusively so that people in your
life would send you a text and say some shit like you have to see this movie.
Strangle could go huge here.
It is good for Sinai to a nerd.
can't argue with that. You have to look up this movie. I'll plus to you on that.
A MASH.
I kind of like when movies bash my head in with a message.
um there's no message in in don't look up a lot of people and i i didn't get it i guess
i didn't get it because like i would i would be like i like this movie
wow well this movie sucks actually leonardo caprio is normally hot but in this movie he's like
kind of ugly and nerdy so i think this movie kind of sucks and then all of a sudden i'm
I'm saying shit like that, that's just true.
And then people are saying some shit like,
oh, it's an allegory for our times.
I don't think it's an allegory for our times, bro.
In our times, Leonardo DiCaprio is hotter than that.
They gave him some kind of fuck ass haircut, some glasses.
He's laring, but not in a cool way.
Like, nah, I ain't sure about that, man.
I think that movie's deeply unrealistic.
He has an age well bro have you seen the average like 43 year old guy he's doing all his head
is getting bigger his head is getting larger and it's starting to worry me a little bit
but he otherwise compared to normies he's doing all right let's put it that he's 54
Look at that, he's 54 man.
Facts also, why is the dude in After Sun so sad?
He's literally hot?
It doesn't make, like I'm literally,
I'm watching the movie and I'm like, bro, why are you sad?
You're rich, this shit is unrealistic, bro.
What are you talking about?
You're rich and you're on vacation.
Are you a fucking idiot? Don't be sad. You literally can't be sad.
I don't think we... Well, on the other hand, let's do it.
Thoughts on primer? I'll let you know yesterday.
It's not a good, you're plus two in here, the joke is not that good, it's just like,
every once in a while, it's like hitting the free throw.
Every once in a while you gotta just take your end one, okay?
They expect you to take the end one, you would be stupid not to take the end one.
get block? I don't know. I'll tell you one thing. I'm very glad that we have
plating and a speed potion for this fella. Order was all fucked up, my bad.
Hmm play all the cards so they can upgrade wait that's pretty shrewd
That's a shrewd move x-lax
That's on survivor 50 the only I haven't been watching survivor 50 apologies VIP Daniel my only thought on
survivor 50 is that I am a Siri truth or because I need I need calcium to have
been wrong the whole time is that my understanding of survivor 50 is that as
soon as it started the poly market and calcium markets with 16 contestants
priced in like a 70% chance for one of the contestants to win which indicated
that there might have been a little bit of a leak, so to say, but if that ends up being
false and all the people who piled on thinking it was like risk-free money end up becoming
insolvent and also they kind of deserve it because they're betting on prediction markets
where it's like you play stupid games, you get stupid prizes, that would be a great
That would be a nice twist in the story.
Eat shit.
And then we live, bro.
It's that simple.
Whenever you play a card, gain a block.
Afterimage and shives do go kind of nice. I've never taken Echoing Slash, but I like the idea.
But I think afterimage is way more what we're looking for.
What the heck do you do? Start each combat with an additional four energy.
I love, I love wax relics though. I really do love wax relics. Just something about it's,
I don't even think it's necessarily that good, but just giving you more like decision space to like
Orient the relics in the proper way so that you could be it just feels good
You literally have two shims in your deck
Chad is this real wait
Yeah, okay, but it is still a ship deck sorry to say I don't think I want what is so is it ethereal
It's unplayable. I don't like that then just I guess I'll take for free energy then if I have to
Just strangle
Exposed
Might need some plating here
unless nine damage twice you'll be on like two life but I still think we need
the plating unless plating is so much more valuable than six poison you ever
get scared yeah yeah it's been known to happen
Hi, but when I was a kid, when I saw Independence Day, that motherfucker says peace, no peace.
Brent Spiner ass, hmmm, and Will Smith says welcome to earth, this is the kind of planet
But I could spend a few days in Earth, the city, the planet that keeps the roof blaze
in.
I do like Prayer Wheel, man.
I think I gotta give you a potion for a relic.
Fuck you.
Hundred gold for a relic?
That's actually not so bad.
When Randy Quaid says, hello boys, I'm back.
When Randy Quaid says, hello boys, I'm back, 1996.
Yeah!
When you hear Randy Quaid say, hello boys, I'm back in 2026.
No, no, no, no, no, please!
Now, he's chill maybe.
I haven't seen what he's been up to in a few years, but...
Maybe I shouldn't say he's chill out of nowhere, but...
Triple your block. Actually like kind of awesome. I guess you'd probably play after image first.
Game 1 playoff reactions. Luckily LeBron James is only 49. This fucker, we can't go on much
longer. No, I don't really know. I didn't get to watch any of them. Not that I'm
complaining because I had a great day. Literally yesterday I finished the
stream at like 12.30. That's not the end of the story. I'm just trying to figure out
what I'm gonna do. I finished the stream at 12.30, left to go pick up my
daughter from her grandparents house and then like took her out for lunch. It
ran some errands, ran back home, took her to a birthday party. Was that the birthday party until
like 7.30 or something like that? From 7.30, drove back home, ate dinner, went straight to bed. So
the last, literally the last time you saw me, if you watch Sunday's stream, was also like the
last time I had a conscious thought in between then and now. Then in 9 a.m. at least. I didn't
I didn't even look at the card before I took it back, but that is a pretty good one.
Second Exposed is pretty good. Actually, Upgraded Prepared can make us a little more consistent.
Why did I think you would be too block?
Still really good. Don't get me wrong
We need more draw we I gotta realize every deck
Is played a little differently even though as the silent they're all the same
And you just want ships in discard all we want to do is draw because we start with so much fucking energy
Can you afford to fucking do that man? I don't think you can fucking afford to do that
I think you got to keep these and dump these
Please give me a skill potion right now.
How the hell are we doing?
We take one damage.
We take none damage.
greed is an interesting choice. People don't even say nice deck anymore. They just say why'd
you keep greed instead of a sender's bane. I think this might be the 10th time I've said
this by the way. The order on that was all fucked up too. I didn't realize until recently
when I re-remembered it after realizing it for like the 10th time, but I didn't realize
Because the Gen Z stare is a real thing.
And I think previously what I thought was that it was like a temporary phenomenon that like
eventually there would be no Gen Z stare.
Like it would just be like a flash in the pan for like four or five years.
But I realized like Gen Zs, the same way Gen Zs stuck with millennials for like the
rest of their lives.
i'm stuck with gen z for the rest of my life and there's a lot of positive things
about that
but one thing that i'm going to have to accept is that probably
i'm going to be dealing with the gen z stare for the rest of my life
it will what is the gen z stare
you go into like a coffee shop for example
and then like
cashier doesn't say anything to you they just look at you and then
as because i've uh...
i've lived you have to understand i don't mean this is like a a salt on
you okay but I lived my whole life being trained in the customer side of customer
service interactions where when you walk into a business they go how can I help
you and then that's my trigger to them go I'll have a lot the largest iced
americano you have no room what actually happens now is you just kind of walk in
and then we look at each other for an extra two seconds before I go all right
I'll have the largest iced americano you have with no room it's not the end
end of the world, I'm just saying like it's something that I'm getting used to.
They answer the phone without talking.
I don't believe that.
I don't believe that that's true.
Chad, is this real?
What does no room mean?
No room means give me the whole fucking cup of coffee full of the fucking brim because
I'm not going to put any fuck ass soy milk in it.
Give me some more freaking coffee is what it means.
I mean they're hitting you with the stare that like the barista hits you with when you
go into Starbucks and you order a large.
You know what I'm saying?
Dude, it's gotta be gremlin horn.
Although if your hands are, but our hands are never gonna be empty.
We have too many.
Oh, but another Alchemize.
Ooh.
I mean tent is good, but this ain't multiplayer, bro
But what if we get cooked next maybe we send it
We upgrade our powers and our exhaustible cards and then we go back and we rest as well because we can
We get there, can I level with you?
I'm not sure it's the move to hit you with just a basic strike.
I don't talk on the phone anymore because scammers use AI to take your voice and scam my grandpa.
You know, listen, I'm saying this to empower you not to make you feel bad, but if anyone
ever is like making you uncomfortable on the phone, you can literally just press the red
phone button and hang up on them and then go about your day.
You could just live the rest of your life like, you could just tell them, you could
literally in the phone you could go, hey fuck off and then press a button that makes
them go away forever.
It's kind of, it's insanely OP, don't worry, they'll probably patch it soon.
Well, how am I going to kill you?
I think the easy answer is that I'm probably just not going to kill you, but...
I guess if we had a turn where we got lots of shivs and then use a flex potion, we could
do some damage. What a time. Fuck a defend. We go crazy on this one. We have our shivs
which means we go all in. I hit you, I hit you, and I hit you, and I hit you, and I
I hit you and you're literally going to die, no you're not, you're going to die next turn.
You're going to die next turn as long as we draw two attacks.
Or one attack and then any other card that we can play.
Every shiv in your exhaust pile on the enemy, well this would be crazy if I got like
Any other shives in my deck, but I think it's still pretty awesome.
Wait, are you please strangle first?
All two? Yeah, but the card that creates the shiv doesn't exhaust guys.
Which means there could be as many as four.
in some situations.
Mods.
This run no longer has potential.
I honestly, with no disrespect to you, but a little bit of disrespect intended.
I'm starting to wonder if you guys actually play Slay this Buyer,
or if you just restart runs until you get like the perfect run.
run because like literally this this is a normal slay the spire run man but I
understand that if all you do is like restart the game until you get like the
perfect relic that you want like this looks like it's cooked but like for
people for those of us who actually play the game and don't simply wait until we
start with like a pathiosus in our deck like this is this is pretty all
All right, bro.
My friends always want to save scum.
In multiplayer, that would piss me off, because don't you have to, like, re-host the lobby
every single time someone wants to restart like that?
Yes.
Oh, my God, I know I'd...
Out of curiosity to radicalize everybody, what generation would you say that you're
What generation would you say your your your friends that want to restart all
the time belong to? Would you say they're between 18 and 25, 25 to 40, 40, a
new generation? Okay, so so Gen X. Okay, so Gen X.
Damn, play seven shivs.
Kind of awesome.
I'm literally just, I think I'm just going to ruin your life because here's what I'm
going to do.
Yeah, that's pretty good.
Dagger throw could be, you know what actually dagger throw is kind of huge but also calculate,
no wait, wait, wait, wait, okay, wait, wait, wait, let me think.
A blur could go crazy.
A dagger throw is draw, which I think is actually really important.
You don't...
Well, I don't know, we need more shifts.
You would get upgraded on the second play, but still.
Huge.
The nudge.
Afterimage.
Footwork.
Ninth trap doesn't do anything for us on turn one.
So let's dump that.
Probably want to play an expose later.
Still got five energy.
Perhaps even more.
Draw a card.
You know what?
Dump a basic strike.
I played one attack so far.
and face this fellow. It's not too bad. Could have upgraded knife trap by playing it. Now,
for reasons I haven't decided why yet, that's bad, actually. I haven't fully figured out
why that would be bad, but why would you dump a strike instead of expose? You literally
sound like a YouTube comment on a run where I went infinite? How does that make you feel?
Now the correct answer, if you want to perry and repost that one, you should say, oh YouTube
comments where the best and brightest people in the world are participating in the community
marketplace of ideas? Oh YouTube where where our nation's shrewdest minds are
exercising their First Amendment rights? That would be the way you could parry that.
I don't know if you got it in you. Twitch chat is worse. Twitch chat is
literally better. YouTube if you're watching this I'm not talking about you
I'm talking about other people who leave comments you're probably chill
Because you're watching a Twitch VOD.
A lot of the people who leave annoying comments on the YouTube videos are like, I'm too good
to watch the Twitch VODs.
So that literally I don't even have to worry about them because they're not watching this.
They're busy posting stuff like, can you put a purple background or border on the thumbnails
for the Twitch slay-this-buyer episode so I don't accidentally consume some content
that I consider beneath me.
But the reason that YouTube comments are angrier than Twitch comments is because
because YouTube comments and Twitch comments have different incentives.
Twitch comments are ephemeral, so they incentivize doing things like trying to get a quick laugh,
whereas YouTube comments, you can sit there and type asynchronously for like three hours
to diagnose everything wrong with a video, and then people go, wait, this person put
a lot of thought into their comments, I'm going to upvote it to the very top.
It's probably better for the audience because you can see all the reasons why you should
hate someone, but it's way worse for the guy who used to read them like 10 years ago.
That's why on Twitch, Twitch is a little healthier for the streamer for sure, in terms of the
discourse at least.
That being said, you can do whatever you want.
And now I can't, now Twitch Shed is there going, thank you, thank you so much, thank
Thank you. Now I can't even read Twitch chat.
Plus you can just ban a chatter. I'm not going to lie to you, it feels so good.
It almost feels, it's the dangerous part, but it almost feels better when they don't
really deserve it.
When instead of doing anything that's obviously over the line, they just said something
kind of irritating? Oh that might be the best man. 12 shims on your forehead. Wait, he's still,
did you see that? He was still popping him even after the one enemy died.
It always does that?
But yeah, I assume I didn't know that it did that.
Add two inky shibs to your hand.
Wait, that's awesome, man.
Well, we're never going to play two or fewer cards.
I think starting combat with four potions is kind of crazy.
I feel like every time I have this, I also have potion butt, which is crazy.
I don't think, to be honest, I actually really like all of our, we don't even cure
all, but it draws too.
Okay.
Send it.
Afterimage.
You're in your life.
Accuracy.
Adrenaline.
Accuracy.
Oh my god, we still have so much energy.
Who said this run doesn't have potential?
Not necessary.
Not necessary.
I'm just going to assume it was Goggy.
If you're looking for some insubordinate comment, it's usually Goggy.
We cut a basic on this.
What the fuck man?
Don't misrepresent yourself, okay?
Be so for serious with me right now.
And slide to a skill in your hand.
I wouldn't do that, man. I just want to slide.
Can I hit you with a jump scare?
On the 90s summer jam playlist that I've been listening to they have Fly by Sugar Ray
but it's the one that doesn't have the rapping in it like it doesn't have the guy
going oh what you what you want what you want it just there's so there's like
weird parts of the song where I had never heard this version before that
doesn't have the ad libs and then there's just parts where like he just
Like I'm listening to the fucking guitar solo in a sugar ray song like an absolute moron man
What are you saying fly is a song by sugar ray
Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth I
Just want to slide be the move way wait wait wait
I had a great idea for a YouTube video by the way it's um wait whoo lose a potion
gained something yeah bro yeah yeah I think I'd be interested in that yeah
yeah I think I'd be interested in that for sure
honestly fuck poison we kill fast enough anyway weak enemies inky shibs
making an enemy weak so they take double damage would be crazy I had a
great idea for a YouTube video if somebody wants to make it because I'm
obviously not gonna make it myself but here's the video it's return of the Mac
but every like ad lib is played at exactly the same time so you know how like
in the chorus it's like return of the Mac once again return of the top of the
world. It's that, but it's all the ad-libs played right after the first time he says
Return of the Mac. Think about it, man. Where did he go? He was in a relationship, but then
it didn't work out. I don't know if you're familiar with the song. She lied to him and
you're laughing. I'm cutting this from the edit. I don't know what that means. I'm 37 years old.
What does it mean to cut something from the edit? Play us out? What does that mean?
The song was right. Your brain is an enigma. I'm literally not neurotypical, so you can't say
that I could literally have you IP banned for saying that. So be careful. Three inky
shares. What about smooth criminal that every second beep is removed? It sounds
like some shit that would be media-shared on Corey's stream. I was watching a little
bit of Corey's stream and it was like at first create a custom card and add it to your deck.
Okay, one second. I'd like a skill that gives you three energy or draw three cards. Sorry,
I'd like a skill that draws three cards because we start with seven energy. I was watching a
little bit of Corey's stream and like the first song that was requested was Buddy
Holly by Weezer no harm no foul probably the best song ever made the second
song that was requested was Buddy Holly by Weezer but like four bars shifted so
the music starts four bars like the music plays by itself for four bars
and then the audio or the vocals come in so it's just always offset and like
doesn't quite feel right I was like damn maybe maybe Corey's the strongest
streamer because the shit was like if I may I'm sorry if the viewer who requested
this is here because this like I'm about to say something pretty rude but
But if that doesn't sum up the average like media share on stream, I don't know what does
man because it was basically just like, what if the song was just like, what if we requested
something that wasn't really funny but was just like a little annoying but like not so
annoying as to be remarkable but it was clearly requested to be like, let's fuck with the
streamer a little bit but like in a very sort of like impotent way stop having
fun yeah but I mean you could have like you could have fucked with them a little
bit more is what I'm trying to say like you could have you could have played
some shit like they always do some shit like whoa streamer be careful be careful
bro I don't want to I don't I might do something crazy and play some fucking
night course oh it's bring me to life evanescence night core whoa I've
I've never heard anything like this before.
You gotta request some shit that would really fuck him up, bro.
You gotta request some shit that would ruin this motherfucker's life.
Corey, are you watch? I guess he's probably live right now,
because the sub-profan's still going, huh?
You're dead, right? Not Corey. Corey's chilling.
Yeah, I'd probably take a second knife trap.
I'd probably take a second leading strike.
Like, you don't have to request a meme song, because a meme song will always be like a
little like, oh that's interesting, I didn't know you could do that.
You should just request some songs that fucking suck, man.
That's kind of the ticket right there.
blood on the tracks. Okay, it's literally like, consensus top three, Bob Dylan album, okay?
Okay, and now you're saying like Return of the Mac, which is literally just trolling,
because Return of the Mac is obviously a great song. I'm pretty sure so. Yeah, I can look at this.
Like Return of the Mac is literally just easily in the top 100 songs of the 1990s.
Consensus top three? Yeah, it's consensus top three. What do you think is ahead in the Bob Dylan discography?
What three albums are consensus ahead of Blood on the Tracks that pushes Blood on the Tracks to number four or lower?
Self-portrait? Okay, you're a knower and you're a good troll. You're a good troll.
Self-portrait is fucking funny.
Highway 61 Blonde on Blonde. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, fair enough. Street legal! At least say bring it
it all back home. What the fuck are you talking about? Street legal, bro. That's real, though.
Every Bob Dylan fan has like one album that every other Bob Dylan fan thinks sucks that they
actually think is like an underappreciated classic. Now here's the funny part. Every Bob Dylan
I'm just kidding, like 10 of them are indisputably among like probably the top 500 albums ever
made but I thought I saw an opportunity for some some quick points with chat and I took
it so fucking sue me bro.
Oh you need to draw three cards on the first turn because we have so much extra energy.
LCD Sound System Power Ranking?
It's hard man, because like, here's what I'll say.
I only really know the first three albums.
I haven't listened to much of American Dream.
It just is kind of after my time.
But I consider the first three to be like the Holy Trinity before he retired the first time, right?
One thing's for sure, the double album self-titled is on the bottom.
The question that's tough is whether this is happening is number one or Sound of Silver is number one and it's a really, really close question.
I think Sound of Silver meant more to me when it came out. Someone great is such a good song. All my friends is such like a, it's like a joke how much it means to every millennial.
Um, I do, I don't know, this is happening. It's kind of like gas front to back.
It's a really tough question that I have as of yet not answered, but I don't know, man.
Wait, add three upgraded shibs into your hands.
And sound of silver is 100% gas, no it's not, it's 92% gas.
Because the song that is the title of the album is not that good.
I didn't say sucks but it's not that good.
Come on, yes it is.
It's the worst song on the album, bro.
And I think I would say it's the worst song on the album by far.
We need accuracy here.
I mean, this is obviously good, but you have to stick with it.
I've literally, first off, I probably was listening to it when you were five, if you
were born in 2002, which like my average shatter is.
Secondly, I've probably heard it 392 times if I had the guest,
because I'm from a generation where we actually didn't hit the skip button all the time.
You'd kind of get in the flow state and you would just let the whole album play
and then you would completely disassociate when Sound of Silver came on
and then get back in afterwards.
Only 16-year-old on the planet who listened to Bob Dylan willingly.
Yeah, I was a little ahead of my time.
Thank you for noticing.
A lot of my mom's friends used to say I had an old soul.
I think they were right, man.
Broken social scene self-titled in my top 10.
Not for me personally, but I respect your right to say.
Also the self-titled kind of,
I don't want to say slept on,
but I'm glad to see you getting some extra attention.
I do prefer you, I forgot it in people.
You forgot it in people.
I forgot it in people.
Sorry, it's been 10 minutes since I talked about broken social scene.
Bro, you're fucking dead.
I love knife trap.
I don't know, man.
I thought Dana Plato was kind of phoning it in.
that being said might be one of the best games on the Sega CD. Okay, let's throw in
the slash marker yes to two. We're gonna play as a different character.
Double switch replay. It keeps flicking me that Chibli will not play double
switch. It's such a Chibli game and I think I convinced him to play it for
an hour on stream or something and he was like, I think he got two in his head and he
shouldn't do it when he's playing Tomodachi Life because he's on a Tomodachi Life wave.
But next time he's like, I don't know what to play. Please, Chibli, see this clip and
play double switch. Once you get past, once you accept that it sucks is when it gets
awesome and you will be a classic Chibli playthrough. I promise you it'll be a
classic chibbly play through who the hell am I make it so we make it so might
kind of work with this I have no idea how to play the remnant by the way
well I'll figure it out that's the type of shit Leo was saying before in a
E2 got up in his ear okay bro welcome to my hand you take 1600 block cards one
Star dust and vigor. Okay. There you go. We got we got the tools now
This has to be my third way now I've only played two skills it's not gonna end up back in my hands
Fuck it, I don't I think damage
Are you a skill your status
Not that bad.
Why are your shelves so empty?
Streets are saying that we have a sponsorship later today where they want to make sure that
there's no rival IP behind me, including greeting cards I've
received on Father's Day over the years or like pictures of
myself and my wife.
So just just to be on the safe side, just to be on the
safe side.
We want skills, they nerfed glow, but I gotta see how it works just to get back at the review
bombers.
An astral pulse?
I mean, some AOE is very valid.
You know what?
That actually seems awesome as well.
Potion looks like Marge, 100%.
It doesn't actually look like Marge, but if you said what Simpsons character is this, 100%
I'm saying Marge.
Absolutely.
I got more growing pains than Maggie.
Dude, it's actually, wait, this is, this is peak, this is peak.
Wait, okay, so I like, Stardust was literally the card that was, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
okay, hang on.
We need a full Ted of Ted for this.
This is from Ricky.
This is like a multi-video callback if you're watching on YouTube.
I think my send help review was a little poisoned by my annoyance with people's Remy's opinion.
Remy opinions I should say.
Ricky I want to say one something.
I defend to the death that you're right to have your opinion.
And secondly I have not seen send help.
So I'm actually not taking issue with your review.
All I'm going to say is I found it remarkable because you were such, you know how like
when Ichiro Suzuki used to get up to the plate, you're like this guy's good
for at least one to two hits per game.
I mean, the dude's bad in like 315 or something like that, at one at bad at least this game,
he's getting on base.
That's how I felt about Ricky reviews being either four stars or five stars.
Every single movie I'd seen you review in 2026 so far, it's either been four stars
or five stars.
So Ricky, I had the expectation that you would, that that was just you.
Your personality was guy who enjoys all movies, which is not a knock.
I actually look at it as a very positive thing.
You go into the movie looking for a reason to like it
instead of a reason not to like it.
So when I saw the three and a half,
I kind of read the subtext,
and the subtext was like a three and a half
for Ricky normalized is actually like a two.
So I was like maybe send help kind of sucks.
But wait, let me see, you've added more info here.
But I haven't seen it, I haven't seen it.
You did say something else.
I'm trying to get to it here,
but too many people plus twoed it
so it disappeared off my screen.
Letterbox users be like, Raimi is a genius.
The last director left having any fun behind the camera,
three stars out of five.
That's actually true as fuck.
I mean, I got a bone to pick with the Letterbox audience,
man.
People will literally see, they'll
be like, this is my favorite comedy, three and a half out
of five.
Like, it just, I find them to be performative and dishonest
en masse, not on an individual level.
You know, it's like Nietzsche said,
madness in individuals is rare,
but in communities it's the norm, OK?
In crowds, it's on site.
Let's put it that way.
I forgot what I was doing here.
Could do like this, because it's a skill
that removes a card we don't like from our deck.
But Stardust is also something to do with our stars.
And we could just take that at a common level later.
Nietzsche was kind of spitting.
I think I'm the first guy to say that.
I think I'm the first guy to say, hey, this Nietzsche guy seems like he's got some interesting ideas.
Did you guys know that the Ubermensch wasn't originally designed to refer to a dude that's like 6'2", or over?
It was actually just a dude, like, living a self-actualized life, free from...
Oh, shit, I didn't have as many stars as I thought.
Free from, like, societal judgment?
I thought it was just about like being tall or whatever.
I had no idea.
I think I want part of the wall.
His sister fucked up his work pretty bad.
Nah, I don't think so.
Did you guys know that Henry David Thoreau literally his mom still did his laundry or
whatever?
Do you guys see this?
I think we take nothing as crazy as that is. Crazy as that may seem.
Guy was kind of awesome.
Why is it okay for Henry David Thoreau to not want to pay tax?
But if a streamer hypothetically doesn't want to pay tax like all of a sudden there is an enemy of the
of the masses.
Elaborate on that?
I was speaking in hypotheticals allegedly.
Um, we're already not taking damage, I'll just hit you.
Pay your taxes, NL? I'll keep paying them. I don't really want to fucking file anymore.
I'm done with the filing shit.
I mean, I'm obviously not, because I don't want to go to prison, but...
Huge.
The paying is the... Well, I mean, sometimes that sucks as well, but the filing is the worst part for sure.
Because like, no matter whether or not you pay, you got a file.
You can't just take nothing you can't take you you take crush on there to keep yourself
alive and you gotta pay they be paying me well yeah but if they're paying you that
That means it's because you paid them, bro.
They were just holding your money for you.
You don't think it's fucked up that you got, listen, I'm not trying to radicalize you because
I don't know if there's necessarily like a better system.
I really thought that was going to give me my make it so back for some reason.
Fuck.
Now we gotta, no, but this now, but then an enemy is dead, which is good for us.
But I stand by what I said to Jay this weekend.
Getting all the forms for your taxes sucks ass at first, but once you get into the
groove actually feels kind of good
once you start digging in your butt for those receipts shout out the Gmail by
the way for literally if you just type receipt in the Gmail it'll pull up
everything you've ever purchased ever they were cooking with that one
W spyware is okay wait wait wait I'm being radicalized here that we can't start calling
gmail spyware that's the that's the app where you send your emails it's that all the other
Other apps are reading your emails, but Gmail is the one where we're actually sending them.
Huge.
Genuine dumb question from outside the N.A.
Isn't your income taxed and the only report you need to do is write-offs?
No man, because like even though, and again, it ain't that serious at the end of the day.
at the end of the day. Sure, let's play this for no reason.
It's like the joke on Twitter that's actually real is they know how much money you made,
but you have to get all your ducks in a row and make sure that you give them the number
that they know is right. It's almost, it's like, you know when the price is right
when there's a showcase showdown,
you have to bid how much money you made per year.
And the government kinda looks at it and goes,
you know what, that seems about right.
It seems like you made a good faith effort
to get this number to be as close to this as possible.
You're free to go.
But in other, they're actually, to be fair,
I think they're also rolling it out in Canada.
So I don't want to just farm based takes
without actually earning them.
They're rolling out like self filing here
where the government will just be like, here's
how much money we think you made.
Is this right?
Yes or no?
Which I think is awesome.
Let me try.
They're rolling it back.
Like Bradley Cooper when he was playing Leonard Bernstein.
Leonard Bernstein mentioned, that's huge for you,
R.E.M. poster, by the way.
That's how it is where I am.
Anyway, I don't know.
Talking about tax is kind of like boring as fuck.
So I apologize for even bringing it up.
All I'm saying is digging around in your butt
for a couple of receipts actually feels good as fuck
once you get in the groove.
That's the only, I wasn't trying to like, you know,
I wasn't trying to get Henry David throw with it.
Stop saying that.
What do you want me to say?
You're digging around in your butt for receipts, man.
Yeah, let's do six damage instead of seven.
Great idea.
Why the butt?
That's because that's where you fucking
keep your receipts, bro.
I don't make the rules.
Wait, this is awesome.
Please tell me you're going to hit some more.
Okay.
All right.
Make it so.
We should never attack. Oh, I didn't attack number two.
That was, that was random now that I think about it.
Choose one of three random upgraded attacks from another character to add into your hand.
It's free to play this turn.
Yeah, probably the one that's 21 damage to all enemies would be peek here.
Well, absolutely take anything that generates a star for us right now.
Add a spore mine to your deck, but remove two cards.
We definitely do need to remove.
Can I remove the spore mine?
I guess I'll have to remove it later.
Just cut strikes.
And then you are, you're the AOE Andy.
I honestly think I have to, even with Eternal Feather, I think I have to arrest.
Did I miss Tomodachi Life?
No, because it's going to be tomorrow.
The reason it's going to be tomorrow is because we're playing Pregmata on the Switch,
and I wasn't sure that the Nintendo Switch joy controllers could stand up to five hours
of use without giving me a low battery warning.
But yes, we will play Tomodachi Life tomorrow for sure.
You may not get trumps!
You do need to play it.
You need to play your ALE cards.
Mega Man meta.
That's damn true.
I would like to crush under, I would like, I would like to crush under, yeah.
That's a skill.
We don't have other skills.
Stardust does 5 damage.
You do 8 damage, 8 damage is more than 5 damage.
This is true.
You can live, bro.
Bro, your shelves are so crooked.
Listen, bud.
They're not crooked. My camera's crooked.
But for some reason, the mount that I have makes it very difficult for me to make it perfectly straight.
But you're gonna feel so fucking silly
When we go to Muji this weekend and I buy a bunch of awesome shit that makes it look like I actually have my life together
And I put it on the shelf behind me
You're gonna fucking freak out
Worth seven now about six what happened to the old shit is over there
Happy for you, my mom loves Muji.
Muji's kinda sick, man.
gaining an additional 7 block from the Fen cards.
What are you gonna buy?
I don't know.
I still think I should get one of those clocks that has like the panels that flip down.
I think that would be peak.
I haven't really thought about it past that.
I was thinking about like donating every single shirt in my closet to thrift stores
and then buying like 15 dry waffle t-shirts and just becoming the guy who only wears dry
waffle t-shirts.
Why?
It seemed like a good essential.
They're comfortable.
I like to stare while and I like to taste.
Probably should have exhausted the curse, huh?
Play three random cards from your draw pile.
There's no way that's gonna be bad, man.
Oh, shit.
Fuck it, give me more make-it-sows.
Let's make it happen.
Okay, what makes it waffle you have to iron it is actually fucking funny man. That is fucking funny
Okay, up upgrade six random cards. I
Think there's no chance you don't just take me to your shower out of this instead of upgrading like three strikes and three defends by accident
Until next your next attack deals additional damage. Here's what I'm thinking this turn does kind of suck. I
Was thinking we waited but then I didn't play my attacks first so I capitalized on the vigor unnecessarily before we got aoe
But you know what?
That's life man
I prefer my showers meatless.
I'm just not even going to comment on that.
I don't think there's anything good I can say about that.
Um, it wouldn't be me in the shower though.
I think, I think, well, okay, I'm not reading this.
It's okay.
I understand where you're getting at with that one.
There is an onus on streamers that have good opinions, but I agree with you on that 100%.
I can't even say shit like I think Greg Araki's The Doom Generation is like a very iconic
classic film, but I'm still not fucking with it as much as I thought I would if people
go, oh, so you hate independent gay American cinema?
No, bro.
I just haven't seen one that I've liked yet, I guess, because I mean I'd like
nowhere a little bit more than I like The Doom Generation, but it's still, I mean
It's not in the top four category for me, at least.
I think this is still a pass, unfortunately.
Upgrade two random cards in your draw pile
for the rest of combat.
That's kind of peak,
but also removing a card that sucks is kind of peak.
And then maybe, I do like gaining eight block and a star.
I can live with that.
I think I do like gaining two energy and exhausting as well.
The glow part one.
Biggest meteor shower of all time.
That's probably not true.
I gotta imagine like the, what is it called, the presaids or something?
I don't know, a guy who can't name one meteor shower.
I don't know.
Poor damage- I mean we are skill-posting, but I think this is a skip.
The December one? You talking about 16 military wives?
I'm getting a little fucking pissed off with my turn ones man we got to get a
senders bane out of here
it's got to be done I don't have enough stars never mind maybe we'll do that
next turn. I don't have enough energy. Damn, what do you have?
Some energy. Any stars? Yeah, yeah, we got stars, bro.
Yeah, we got some stars.
Put every rare card from your draw pile into your hand.
I can already do that just by playing skills bro, you ain't special.
See?
It is retained though.
Okay, I didn't consider that it's also retained.
This one might have a chance, man.
Now it's very, it's always tempting
to just add more and more glows.
I think three is too much, man.
Quasar is so good.
It's a good point.
My point.
Any card where you can choose from three tends to be good.
I've been playing on the bike, I've been playing the Watcher Ascension 20, probably on like
a 90 run losing streak, but I keep taking that awesome skill that is like choose one
of three attacks and when it's upgraded it also costs zero, like the attack costs
zero.
Just playing that for an influence, that's it.
Playing that and then getting like,
immolate or something like that feels so good.
It's gotta be that.
Gain 75 block if you take unblocked attack damage,
this combat die.
Probably gonna take a pass on that one,
if I had to guess.
Probably shimmer on that one.
That being said, we're definitely not going to take unblocked attack damage this combat,
but that didn't help us get to the kill.
That was really good though.
Letter opener does seem awesome.
We're all three, but we don't need a, even though it's upgraded, we don't need another
one.
them in together, man.
Honestly, I mean, Bag of Marbles is just OP.
How does he keep getting these runs?
That's how I know we're doing great in Slay the Spire, man.
It's got to be Kusaragama for ice cream.
That's huge.
Because once you start getting the same treatment that you get in Isaac, where people go, he's
so lucky.
I've watched a hundred of his runs and this guy gets so freaking lucky all the time.
That's how you know you're doing something right, man.
If we could kill one, that would be very nice.
So this kills, but also, this does not kill.
We're not gonna play five card. Well, sometimes we're gonna play five cards in a single term
You know what? Let's just get some extra damage out there. This is a kill at least maybe you draw first
Holy shit, that was awesome
Wait, we're kind of rolling. I was just calling you lucky because you have a loving family
and play video games for a living. Well, I talk for a living. The video games are a secondary
element, okay? And you, many of you also have jobs where you can play video games
while you're at your job by the way. Every once in a while I'll be watching
Dan's stream and he'll be talking to somebody on Discord on like, it's Tuesday
at 945 a.m. Eastern time and he's like what are you doing right now and
they're like I'm at work and I'm like what the fuck do you mean you're at
work you're at work watching the stream and chatting in the chat and also in the
discord call with the streamer like that's see it that seems impossible man
it seems like that couldn't possibly be true and yet
Hey, we're kind of beating his ass.
Kind of making it stink.
12 plating!
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, I think we'll take advantage of the 12 plating
This chat is mostly people with bullshit jobs. Yes, sir David Graber mentioned
Gearia, we probably do want Gearia with something like Stardust.
I actually, I definitely think we want Begon, man.
I'm unemployed.
That's literally, can I say something?
I'm not just trying to farm base.
is literally the least bullshit job of all time. Because you are doing the only meaningful
work apart from essentially being a firefighter, which is looking for a job. I think it's a
good turn one then. Wait, wait, wait. I'm a massage therapist and sometimes I'll
chat with one elbow in a client's glute. Is that what they do? Because sometimes
you'll be getting a massage and then they just won't be touching you for
like 40 seconds or something like that.
I always wonder what they're doing cuz I don't want like you're just looking down through that hole
Being like hey, when was the last time you swept the floor?
Be gone does bring a cut you know what I actually like this get rid of this strike. Oh
Shit that's gonna sting
Why am I still playing cards?
I work on trains, can't do shit except train stuff.
Can I say something?
I think that that is probably good.
I like that the people that are in charge of vehicles that have like hundreds of people
on them at any given time, or at least several dozen, are focusing on the safety and well
being of the people that are on the train.
And being said, the Skytrain literally runs off of like five and a half inch floppy disks
from like 1986, I think, so.
But that's, I guess, because they didn't have like a translink union back then.
They were just like, sure, go for it.
There were no five and a half inch floppies.
I think they have a surgery for that now.
You'll find they do.
Obviously we have to look this way.
And then I'm gonna save my energy
because it's a strike, I don't care.
Type of shit that Stephen Harper was saying
when Canada Post went on strike in 2013.
It's been a while, I'm trying to make sure
I've got the... I'm trying to make sure I'm throwing the right Prime Minister under the
bus.
Because actually I think that maybe even three different Canadian Prime Ministers have legally
forced Canada Post to end the strike.
That sounds right to me.
Okay, one second.
to dump a basic defense. Get a random card. He'll 9 damage, choose 1 or 3 cards in your
draw pile to add to your hands. I mean, Finesse is really good, but a Seeker Strike seems
like it could be a little bit more apropos for us right now. And I think just add
pattern to our hands. Then a crush under ain't so bad. We're literally not gonna die. We're
probably gonna die now you were just a little early it could be a great time to
quasar this ain't free this turn huh
still I could get 18 plating but 18 plating I still don't think is enough
to get us there. I think VistaCuffs would give us 18 block with a duplicator. Maybe duplicate
I'm manifest authority
Prou is too strength to decks I need a star as the star allows me to then
The star allows me to play
Meteor shower. No, it doesn't
33 damage I'm on 35 retain your hand this turn nine extra 27 you take six not hold me oh shit, okay
I'm not going to lie, he's playing this so bad, I'm not going to lie, you're kind of
annoying me.
Unfortunately for you my slash key doesn't work so I can't ban you at runtime but someone
did give me a slash in chat that I control seed control veed.
And then you named yourself, if you're gonna troll and chat, you're just gonna be irritating.
You gotta choose a more generic name so I have to use autocomplete.
But instead, you named yourself after like one of the most emblematic types of stationary
out there.
So as a result, your name is right here, is right here, right at the front of mine.
That's a skill.
You really played your chat hand, badly.
You literally said, I'm gonna make myself vulnerable with no block.
Like what are you doing?
And now you're taking double damage, goodbye.
I'll see you at Niau.
Say hi to Niau for me.
When you're like, oh, I'm gonna transform a strike
into defend next time I'm in chat.
Oh, but my max HP's gone down by 12.
I choose a dark blue name, so it's harder to read.
I'm in light mode, bro.
Light mode stays undefeated.
This gives me two attacks, so at least I can turn and face the Fella, and then I'm only
taking two damage.
Still might be fucked though, I don't know.
looking not great. This doesn't help us as much as I needed to. Wait, there's still hope?
I mean, we got energy back, but I was I was cooked either way.
I think we got time for one more before the sponsored segment.
That's STS-23.
Buff the regents.
I don't know who the regent is, man.
I'm playing as the Revenant.
I guess the guy who was banned was right.
You could be right and annoying, man.
That's like, I mean, were you here last week?
Also, I mean, it's just, here's the thing, because now I've got no choice.
You know, maybe I was hitting Windows key instead of Ctrl, and that's why my Slash was
not working.
How did you, oh, because that's not a command, that's it, all right, there we go.
It's Silver Crucible.
I mean, literally, don't even think about it.
taken silver crucible every single time.
You can be right and annoying, that's why they got Tom Wilkinson and Michael Clayton.
Well, no, they got Tom Wilkinson.
Can I say that, remember earlier someone asked, have you ever been scared?
One of the most disturbing, there's one movie scene I talk about all the time being
so disturbing to me, and it's when Toad gets put in the de-evolution chamber in
in the Super Mario Brothers movie from 1993 with John Leguizano.
But real talk, actual scariest movie scene
is when Tom Wilkinson gets assassinated in Michael Clayton.
Like it's literally Brogis walks out of his office
and then like two dudes inject him in the neck
with like a paralyzing agent.
And then within like 30 seconds, the dude is not,
he's swiftly dispatched and placed in a body bag
and disposed of.
They knew what they were doing with it.
It's a very disquieting scene.
I mean, it's gotta be Crush Under.
We attacked this one.
It's always that one.
Then we got ruined for me now?
I mean, bro, it ain't, it's about the destination,
not the journey or whatever, vice versa, maybe.
I mean, I like it.
Hey, now I work at Boeing and sometimes I chat one-handed
while riveting the fuselage.
You keep me and the boys in the shop
entertained every day.
Thanks, buddy.
I appreciate that.
to shout out to Payne Field Airport in Upper Washington. Wait, this is fucking huge.
It's from any number of cards in your hand in a minion sacrifice exhaust. I do want
heirloom hammer to work, but I don't, it's be gone. Be gone makes a colorless card. 25
damage. Choose a colorless card in your hand. Add a copy of, I'm gonna try, I'm gonna try
a heirloom hammer with be gone. And I'm gonna see if we can get this shit to work. I think
it could happen, man. It also just does 25 damage. I think you said 25 fucking damage,
But I'm preparing myself for a segment of the stream on which I'm not supposed to swear.
Okay, I literally drew exactly the right card.
Choose two cards in your hand to transform, in your draw pile to transform into minion
dive bombs.
This is exactly the type of shit we need here.
Sounds insane.
Upgrading just a basic defense.
You could copy the blade too.
That's something I hadn't considered actually.
Concept of copying the blade.
Wait, it's actually awesome.
I'll hit you for 15.
Literally, 8 damage is meaningless.
So let's just turn you into something that does 9 instead and draws a card.
It makes sense. It makes sense if you don't think about it.
Maybe... See, I'm not going to ban you for this one because this is actually constructive.
maybe transform your ascenders bane you don't know
that's kind of funny can i say that that's
that i i appreciate that energy so much more than
can anybody explain to me
why he would choose to make a misplay instead of choosing to play things
optimally i i respect the gordon ramsey energy a little bit more to be
honest with you
You'd see that one you played well. You took your shot and I respect you for it.
Fuck his scrambled eggs.
I mean I...
See, now I'll always remember, at least for this run.
I mean I like the Gordon Ramsay scrambled eggs, but I guess I would
probably default to the same thing as everybody else and just say like
however you like your scrambled eggs is probably fine
it was i mean i i'm from
peak
the generation where um...
if you didn't make your eggs like that people would force you to watch the video
and then look for your reaction
so does pillar of creation work
transform
I would think the answer is no, but it does.
All right, never mind.
That's right.
That makes sense.
Well, we have to fight an elite at some point.
Might as well do it now.
You managed to make good bunbo kway?
Well, can I say something?
I got a sneaking suspicion that Gordon Ramsay might
actually be pretty good at cooking.
I know it's a controversial take
Stuff for me because I'm the type of beast who really doesn't want to take like
16 damage or whatever, but I also really want to kill this guy at some point. So I think I got to hit you pretty hard
Have you seen his grilled cheese?
Hey listen buddy, I bet if I saw every fucking item you ever cooked in your entire life, I'd
probably be like, this motherfucker doesn't know what they're doing either.
I bet if, you know, if your wife went to Tokyo Game Show and you ate a little bit of
shredded cheese inside of a hard taco shell that you then microwaved thinking it would make like
something akin to nachos but instead it just made the tortilla shell get like really really like
gummy and the cheese didn't even like melt that well.
You would probably be like this guy doesn't know what the fuck he's doing but I could microwave a
mean pasta. So, yet another skip.
Honestly? Nah, we get there.
Great to stay in my life right here.
Your balls hang low.
Great question.
I'll just level it.
It depends.
I think it's an environmental thing.
I think it depends on the weather mostly.
gonna need some block. Let's take a gather light maybe we'll get a meteor shower at
some point anyway.
Max HP is literally irrelevant. Why does losing max HP feels good and gaining max
HP feels good? Has anyone studied this?
It doesn't seem like both things could be true, but they are.
How did this sac look when your ball became huge?
I said huge.
Can I ask you a follow-up question, not to be like all socratic with it or whatever?
How do you think my ball looked, or my sac looked when my ball got huge?
However you thought it looked, that's pretty much like exactly how it did look.
Yes, it looked all stretched out and veiny, exactly.
It looked like, you ever have like a, one of those stress ball toys where when you like
squeeze it, a little bubble pops out?
It's basically like my sack was the bubble.
It was like someone had squeezed my scrotum so that one of the sides of the scrotum on
the side...
You asked!
You literally asked!
And now you're going, please stop talking, please stop talking.
One guy asked.
Well, it would be fucking crazy if more than one of you asked that insane question.
So what do you want me to say?
I'm going to weaken you, just because fuck you, basically.
Who is Yeti?
No, Yeti asked in my balls hang low, which is a perfectly normal question.
You missed the second part of my question?
Yeti, you missed the first part of my stream so you don't know that I have Bob Dylan
on my island bro.
The doctor fixed your eggs, gordon rams and styled.
I'd plus two that.
I think literally he just made like an incision in my sack and then like popped the bubble
and drained it.
I don't know honestly, they never really gave me an explanation on what they really
did.
But I'm assuming like it was pretty important.
Because like I had to get surgery on you.
You know, this is why the world is fucked up.
Well, I guess there's a lot of reasons.
But I had surgery on my ball and you're going like,
please stop talking about this real thing that happened to you.
Because it makes me uncomfortable.
OK, we'll fucking get comfortable, bro.
What's your again, literally happened to me.
You don't get to tell me not to tell my story.
You're uncomfortable? Get over it!
I don't think it's weird to talk about your balls at all.
You know what I think is fucking weird is to talk as if you don't have balls.
To talk as if your aspiration is to become a robot brain that no longer is attached to a body.
Bro, your brain is part of your body!
You are not a robot you are you are your skin you are your liver you are your bones you are your ears you are your hair
It's all you, bro
What about women they have balls to bro, they're just inside and like different
That's like we got manga pussies too bro. I'm not 100% sure like what the analog is
but like it's the same parts they're just in different places. It's all made of the
same shit okay. I don't think I have enough stars to justify a dying star
And I basically play no skills so make it so it's kind of dead. I think that's a skip man
Brightest flame
In energy, I think it's got to be upgrade four cards of my choice now man
It turns out upgrade four cards of your choice actually kind of sucks
Maybe it's got to be Brightest Flame.
If you're going to take Brightest Flame, you actually have to play it.
You can't just be like, oh, I'm not sure this is worth one max HP.
We've got to actually play it.
if we think we need to. Let me say something. On this turn, on this fight, I'm not actually
sure we need to but I'm gonna have you beaten a 10 with all characters yet yet
even though they respect I have a five-year-old child no I haven't what
kind of question is that what you see is what you get bro you see that
literally up here in the top left corner it says the number six I'm the
type of beast if I was on ascension what am I playing if I was on ascension I
said any whatever yet he I hold your child life in my hands apparently the
subreddit hates you which is something we have in common so we all I'm trying to
say is we should be on the same side I think we could take quasar we do have
something to do with stars like we should not be fighting yet he we should
be we should be working together. Literally has to be plating on this turn. I did not
say to fight the subreddit. I implied to fight the subreddit. No joke someone came into my
my chat and told me to end my beef with Yeti.
Origin, all I can really say is get used to it, okay?
That's, I would call that suffering from success.
You're a streamer.
That's what it's like to be a streamer,
is that people will come into your chat and like,
if I may, without you getting mad at me,
demand instantly with very limited context that you resolve the pet quarrel that they have with you,
but when you have no idea who they are, they will just be like bored and then be like,
oh, Origins Live, and then demand something of you immediately. It's kind of just what it's like.
It comes with the territory. One of the best things about the job, to be honest.
125 to remove a card. I mean you drive a fucking hard bargain, bro
We could end this by just banning yeti origin
You've been streaming long enough to not be this naive if you banned yeti
Then the people would more people would go to your chat and they would say you have to unban yeti
Like from a seed sprouts a tree bro from a seed sprouts a tree
The only person who'd be annoying about it is you. That's naive. I'm sorry to type that's that's literally naive
I'm one of the least annoying motherfuckers out there
Involved in my own community. There's way more annoying. You read the discord
I'm literally like on the normal side of annoying. I'm kind of like annoying but occasionally funny at least
There's a lot of people involved in this community who are just annoying
not all of them if you're like hey is he talking about me no man no you're you're
one of the good ones obviously don't be mad but origin come on origin origin is
you and me here. I'd really like this dude to die next turn. This could be big. Um, is
this fucker cost zero? It doesn't. Honestly, these cards aren't even that good. I think
I just take you for 26 damage and then you know we'll deal with this next turn
Huge didn't do the math, but huge
Don't want it
But what did yet he say yet he's getting some pluses
Someone on the subreddit asked if I like pound here
That I don't even really get. Why would Yeti...
Don't really understand what about Yeti would make someone think that you are a fan of Palantir.
Who's Yeti? Yeti originally came to
import in this chat as a result of their gay Bob Dylan parodies. Just if I may not
even all the parodies were really gay Bob Dylan, like I find it kind of strange. I
didn't say homophobic, but kind of strange that your most famous gay Bob
Dylan parody starts with, have chili peppers in my blistering ass. It's not
I'm really gay to put like a spicy chili pepper in your ass.
It's just kind of weird.
Like it has nothing to do with someone's sexual orientation
if they shove like a chili pepper up their butt.
That's just, that's like weird Bob Dylan.
I think I can take this,
and I think I can take this or this.
And to be honest with you, I do think I need more block.
I guess weakness is block.
Now that I think about it.
A random card in your hand, it's free to play.
I've been too distracted on this run.
I actually forgot like what this one does at all choose a card in your hand to transform into us into a minion strike plus
This is more of a well, yeah, this is more of a boss card for us
We'll go in on you
In on everybody
Play our best block and then we have vigor for the next time.
Is this a colorless card?
Be so fucking dead ass with me right now.
Is Brightest Flame a colorless card?
Holy shit.
Holy fucking shirt balls or whatever they say.
What do they say? They say something like, don't tell me they don't say something like that.
They absolutely say some shit like that.
Mark, who's they?
Okay, so that was...usually they refers to a group of people.
Sometimes it refers to someone who has they, them pronouns.
This is the tertiary use of they, where I'm specifically referring to Veronica Mars.
I'm specifically referring to Kristen Bell in either Veronica Mars or in The Good
place? I'm not 100% sure. That's from the good place. Okay, I'm hearing that that's from the good place.
As I can't get a kill this turn.
I can do 26 plus 9, which is not quite enough to finish. Oh, my, no, these aren't strikes.
Charge and Hair Loom? Okay, but then I take 10 damage, man. Then I take 10 damage. I think
what I'd rather do is take 2 damage and then set ourselves up to get a couple kills next
round.
Let me try a glow into a quasar.
First attack or skill you play each turn is placed on top of your draw pile.
I should have killed him when I had the chance, man.
Couldn't you have clothed in a minion strike?
The mini-instructs are my draw pile nephew.
Hi Tomo.
Hi Tomo.
Hi Thomas.
Give me a hug.
Very expensive in terms of max HP, but still, worth-
OHHHH I LOVE IT!
Thoughts on the brother's grim?
Isn't that the dude from Twisted Metal who rides a motorcycle or whatever?
He shoots the skull out of his head?
I think that's who you're talking about.
Five weak and vulnerable to all enemies.
And there's a certain level of interest there, I guess just so we never take damage at all.
What are your thoughts about it?
Honestly, one of the most satisfying characters to play because his ult is like a skill shot, like ancient apparition. I'm not even fucking with you.
But, you know, it doesn't even matter, because at least if you're playing Twisted Metal 2,
there's always some motherfucker who just plays Spectre, who is the dude who goes invisible.
And then he's like, oh, I won?
Oh, oh, I never thought...
I never thought I'd win.
And I'm like, bro, I'm literally playing a dude whose arms are the axels for wheels.
Oh, what's his name?
His name's Axel, bro!
What do you think his name is?
I kind of fucked this one up.
But it's okay.
It's not your fault, Sean.
Isn't he called Ajax, buddy?
Are you sitting down?
He is not called Ajax.
unless this is a joke about like computer programming
or something that I don't get.
You can literally quit and restart from the save
and quit menu if you want to restart the fight.
Okay, you could literally save aura
by not telling me that you know that information,
which I think is very insulting.
I think that like you not having any form of ownership
for the mistakes that you make is,
I find that very dispiriting.
I'm going to see the enderman, I'm going to tell them all I can about the plan for crafting
wait wait wait we're gonna have the whole album of five leaves left pretty
so although I know that I think about it I think that one of these mobs first
might be off of brighter later I can't recall
I'm not sure I even want though it is damn we got that but I read an ultimate strike
being copied seems pretty fucking good.
Why are you free?
Probably because of because of this motherfucker right here the vexing puzzle box.
Go ahead.
I am going to be gone on this one, get rid of Venerate, copy the minion strike, thus exhausting
two cards.
We take 12 damage, no big deal.
Brighter later, kind of goaded.
I'm just going to be honest with you, my Nick Drake opinion is the modal opinion.
I think Pink Moon's the best album.
Not the best song though.
song might be Riverman might be might be Parasite
what's the or the one that's like um is it no no is also really good pink moon
might be the best album period it's up there with close to the edge for a
greatest album that's like 21 minutes long or something
The only thing I was thinking is, what if we copied this instead?
Minion dive bomb?
I just thought it'd be hard as fuck to say, to be honest.
the Illinois. That shoot is like 78 minutes long. You're trolling me. I can do this.
88 minute long song titles I would plus to you for that one I
Can't even play the card that I wanted to play
25 minutes we can do this I
Tell them all
I'm around to you as well, sir
Well, fucking worth it.
Placing a tank from your draw pile into your hit...
We don't need to exhaust anything for sure, so Seeker Weapon gives us another ultimate
strike.
This deck has a chance if I don't accidentally lower my max HP to the point where if we
take one hit we die it's worth it man I'm sorry it's a hundred percent worth it
then you give me heirloom hammer make an upgraded colorless card make something
that costs zero. Two things of bullshit get changed. Get you with heirloom hammer. Get
a secret weapon. Secret weapon gives you minion dive bomb. Secret weapon gives you
minion dive bomb. Then we minion dive bomb. Minion dive bomb. Attack you once more.
you so you get, wait you're not dead I have no, I have no block. Fucking bro we're
we're gonna draw everything we got no cards left in our deck.
Which is good.
Which is good.
Any chance you got something?
There's no attacks in my draw pile, bro.
The only thing in my draw pile is more secret weapons.
Minion Dave Bob!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Minion Dave Bob.
I don't know what I'm doing.
I feel like what I'm doing here definitely makes no sense.
And I feel like I'm losing Max HP for no reason,
but I also feel like in a way,
this could easily go infinite.
And by infinite I mean just kill him this turn.
Never you created card gain one strength!
Shit.
At the start of card...
Okay this is the easiest thing of all time.
Put a random power from your draw pile into your hand.
It's free to play.
Okay we win the game now.
You are the weakest link.
Goodbye.
People used to say that. They used to say it all the time.
Transform you.
Alberta is also going to stay on daylight savings forever.
Wait, rare. No disrespect. Rare Alberta W though.
So I honestly thought that like after BC did it, it means that Alberta could not do it because
it would look like they were kind of taking our left overs, but I'm glad they got over
that or whatever, their little brothers syndrome or whatever that they always have had forever.
And they're like just doing the right thing for their constituents.
I think that's positive.
We don't need to gain one strength on these guys.
I thought they never had it.
See, you're doing something that makes a lot of sense.
You're confusing, and I don't think you're evil for it.
You're confusing Alberta and Saskatchewan, which, can I say something?
It's a very understandable confusion.
I guess we'll be doing nothing instead.
You hate Calgary because all of that hate should actually be directed towards Edmonton.
But wait, isn't Edmonton the good one?
I'm not talking from like which one has the best restaurants, but I've mostly, for cities
that I've not been to, I mostly base how I feel about them on what color the city
turns when I watch the CBC election night coverage.
So I thought election was like, or Edmonton was like the cool one and Calgary was
like the was the one with the stadium shaped like a saddle.
Start of your turn transform one card in your hand.
That's mighty interesting.
I don't know, I'm just not going to play anything, I guess.
Interesting way to start that sentence.
World's least annoying touchshatter just dropped.
Hey, if you change the origin, if you dealt with this, probably not yet.
But at some point you will deal with this.
Chatters who come into your chat and then go,
i heard the sentence you said but what's crazy is that if you like change the
words that would have been pretty bad
yeah bro is kind of a how
language works in general
words are what carries the meaning of the sentence
astute observation
and then they do something like that i i can they're probably typing it right
now i was just trying to be funny
or the so the joke is like what if what if i was racist and you're like why aren't
you laughing
is that what it's good that wouldn't be that funny for me
i would fuck up my life considerably to be honest with you that would that would
create a huge problem for me
people would be like
i don't like this guy
i don't i thought this guy was cool but i don't like him anymore
My bad bro. No, I'm sorry. The other streamers probably just say like thanks for the subs or whatever. I'm keeping it real with you.
Thanks for the subs, by the way. Playing powers cost me HP here.
I don't like that.
Start of return, draw a card, exhaust a card from your hand.
Definitely, I can live with that.
I can live with this.
I don't know if we need the rest.
So I often say you could take what you need and leave the rest, but they should never
have taken the very best.
But then we can play that now.
These were okay.
Oh, so the problem with racism is people wouldn't like you?
Okay, listen, now see this is, and if you're the chatter who kind of got pillared for
this first, you're gonna be like, what, why is it okay for them?
But that is a fucking funny comment.
That one's really good.
See that one made me laugh because they kind of, they got me on the back foot a little bit.
That's a plus two from a guy like me.
I don't understand it either, okay?
It's like humor is like that famous Supreme Court case about pornography.
It's like I can't define what comedy is, but I know it when I see it, okay?
We're not gonna play that obviously we're not gonna play that so like let's twist it up
give you two of those transform you into a minion strike yo grew would be fucked if there
was a real minion strike you ever think about that he dodged the question grew would be
fucked man. Gru would be in a lot of trouble if there was a minion strike. That would be
really bad for Gru. I just want to talk. Mark Carney would force him back to work. Mark
Carney the the bad driver
Wait, I love this
Give me a give me a skill that gives me a bunch of energy this time
Eight block and two energy. What was this card designed by the slay this buyer subreddit?
Man
They'd be saying some shit like it's a little underpowered they'd be saying some shit like
that probably.
We're going to the moon man
Pretty good first turn adds check
Mmm-hmm
I totally forgot what we were talking about by the way, can I get something that has some block?
Yeah, how about enemy loses 15 strength this turn?
It seems pretty fucking good.
I have a really good relic. It's a relic called germaphros and it gives you
985 block when you play a power.
Okay.
Real talk.
Might be a little underpowered, but I think we got to get Jermaphrost into the game as soon as possible.
Might need to buff it a little bit, but your heart's in the right place, at least.
I think I want heirloom hammer and to create a card which gives me more strength and then
to play more cards.
Only good with barricade?
Wait, that's actually true.
Some pedantic motherfucker is going to say some shit like, or blur, ignore green text
arrow.
Ignoring blur.
doesn't exist. Stupid ass. Thoughts on the Elden Ring movie? It's probably gonna be, if I had
the guess, it's probably gonna be the best movie I've ever made. I'm excited to see the
story of Elden Ring on the big screen. Yes! Hmm, give me a be gone. And then it brings
back this and then give me a be gone. And it brings back this.
True. Because every woman in the game has no shoes on, they really should have gotten Quentin Tarantino to direct it.
I know he's, I was gonna say he's punching the desk, but with Quentin Tarantino you never know he might be
expressing his anger in a different way. One such way could be
Insulting Paul Dano for no reason, but there are there are other ways
There are other ways that possibly he would be expressing his his discontent. I
Don't think I can do I can do 27 damage to you
Featuring Paul Dano as the dung eater. Okay. That's pretty fucking funny
Wait, this is the guy that that is responsible for all the review bombing right?
like I don't mean that this boss is the guy that's review bombing the game what I mean
is don't people hate this boss now because instead of just standing there while you beat
the shit out of him he actually like requires you to pay attention when you're playing the
game instead of just being a jpeg that his only special ability is takes damage like
now you actually use it like a bit of a puzzle I'm not saying he's not gonna beat my
my ass I'm just saying I mean I'm just I'm just talking he's just studying it
you know how dogs is and all that I mean I don't really want to copy sovereign
blade man although if you saw if you copy sovereign blade do all forges
buff both sovereign blades?
wait that could be incredible then oh shit oh that's right okay when you play
first things first the cards you play get exhausted so you have to be careful
about this one I definitely don't mind losing a crush under and I don't mind
Honestly, I think we would be a fool to not use brightest flame, and then you at least
get to dump your basic defense and not take a shitload of damage.
And then we can reforge those, maybe we can't, but I actually don't think it matters.
And then we pass our turn without playing these, because these are important cards
for us.
You know what, Stauber and Blade is not our win condition anyway.
I'm happy to have them out of here so we can copy minion strikes instead.
You cannot draw additional cards during your turn.
Okay.
Play four random attacks from your discard pile.
That's going to be tough.
Choose one or three upgraded attacks from another character to add to your hand.
It's free to play this turn.
That's interesting.
Assassinate.
I'm definitely not going to add slime.
This is all right, and then
Don't need a venerates, you know what I'm gonna say we don't need falling star which means we should have played it earlier
But that's like man
Bring back bring back a splash. I think it's a very interesting idea. We might be fought man
Whenever you play a card lose energy
Well, not this one.
Okay, Rampage is like actually perfect for what we're trying to do.
Now, the cards you play get exhausted.
That's devastating.
We have to block.
And I'm going to play an Ultimate Strike.
You know, I think we have to play our Quasar as well, and then pick something that costs
like 1 or 0.
Next, rolling boulder could have been huge, but you know what, next turn gain 19 block, but don't play that rampage. That's going to be important.
This turn, you can't draw additional cards. That's not that bad.
Yeah, yeah, this would actually be a crazy turn for Jermafrost. You're not wrong.
This card needs to get exhausted. Next turn, playing a card loses you energy, so mad science is pretty important.
I think mad science is just, we only have six cards in our deck man.
We have eight cards, we have eight cards in our deck.
Now whatever you play gets exhausted.
No!
And you're killing me. Okay, wait, wait, we can actually do this.
Poppy mad science.
Play both.
Play a cosmic indifference. And then be gone a charge.
and dude to be honest with you wait i gotta think it's just gonna be rampage and splash huh
nah we gotta keep that gather like three card deck with rampage kind of and then splash if splash
could give me a card that draws if splash could give me a card that draws these are fucked man
like i mean meteor strike does the most damage but then it's gonna cost five but then i guess
I guess we could just exhaust it anyway.
Still attacking, huh?
You have to splash.
Well, obviously none of these win the game for us, so I'm pretty sure we just die.
I guess I'll take the one that costs zero so I can actually play it no matter what.
We didn't even have an un-nosty, I guess, but...
Wait, wait, wait, maybe the review bombers are on to something, man.
We were pretty close, though.
Okay, one second.
Slash marker.
Control-V slash marker.
SDS-2.
That was, like, SDS-24.
We're going to get set up for the preg modest stream.
SDS to that was like SDS 2 4 we're gonna get set up for the Pregmodus stream
I'll be right back. I'm gonna go p2
you
you
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
If you could share the game screen.
Hello.
If you could share the game screen, and then I can capture that and then put it on my screen
and I should be good to go.
Okay.
Just trying to think, I'm going to send you just the Switch to feed.
There's double me.
Why am I... there you go.
And then...
Wait.
I could bring my phone down because it's wireless and then just capture it.
You got a damn wireless phone?
Yeah.
Holy cow.
Yeah, it's the future.
Did you tell your chat?
What's the range on that thing?
Did you tell your chat that I said I can stream,
like, on your side?
Like, I can go down next to your computer and then stream
and then have, like, my model there.
And then you said, but I don't have
green screen in my office.
I didn't tell them.
And I'll tell you why I didn't tell them, Kate.
I think that VTubers are in like a little bit of a bubble
where they know how it works
and they assume that everybody else knows how it works,
but nobody else has any idea how it works.
So I think if I told them
that I didn't have a green screen and you laughed at me,
I think they would be like,
to be honest, that seemed like a pretty sensible question.
I don't think so.
What would the green screen do?
I guess it would make me not have a square background around me,
but you being next to me, having no background around you,
thus looking like we're not in the same room.
Even because what's going to be crazy
is that you're also going to be, aren't you going to be
in my camera frame?
So there's going to be like you, the corporeal version
of you, but also the digital version of you.
And this, can I say also, and this is not your fault,
but it is also a single-player game.
Like, it's like, this is a very confusing situation.
I don't think, I don't think I will be on your camera.
Oh, you're gonna sit outside of the frame?
Yeah, yeah, I think it's harder to sit within the frame
to be on the camera with you.
I understand, yeah, that makes sense,
because they haven't zoomed in on one individual.
Yeah, yeah.
If anything, I guess they will be like shoulder.
Is there something that I got to do?
Is there what am I, what am I, let's see.
Don't swear.
That's what you've got to do.
No, on my channel, is there bots?
No, I think that it's just that
The activation is for me, but you were requested to be here.
Because they love me.
Yes.
Because if they don't, then they would not ask me.
I think what happens is that, to be honest,
I might be the only married streamer out there.
No, Squeaks is married.
That's true.
That's true.
I'm librarian.
But I often get this like, hey,
We just thought it would be interesting
if you and your wife played this game
at exactly the same time.
It's kind of like how you get some offers that come in
and it's like, we also thought it would be interesting
if your husband were to join you on this one.
I think they're trying to get any little bit
of extra special leverage that they can
in a unique situation.
Like holy cow, a married streamer.
I mean it's we're so married that one is two-dimensional and then one is
Three-dimensional that's right
That's absolutely right
You know you need me to bring the chair by the way
Bring down a chair I can do that. Okay
Come on over.
Well, I got to have the tracking link.
I'm being so real with you.
I'm not 100% sure that you do, but you can.
I think so, because David sent me a message, email.
I think he mostly sent that so that you didn't swear.
but you know it's it's kind of hard to stop me sometimes I did I wasn't supposed to swear but I
did swear on my modern soul sponsor stream because I got triple Yakuman that is I mean that's a
situation it's like one in a seven million situation right seven million out there was
15 million. I mean, either it's a lot. I felt bad, but I could have stopped myself. It just
came out. What do I call this dream? Wake up, honey, new single player co-op game came out.
Can I just say the art that David gave it to me, the image is so big it only captures
is the quarter of the image?
I swear I'm not doing this to be a streamer who's like,
oh, my job is so hard.
But the greatest tip I could ever give,
because you can only have like a one megabyte image
as a panel.
Every time someone sends me a panel art to put down there,
I just do print screen and take another capture of it.
Because it saves me going to-
Oh, you know what?
You're genius.
It saves me the two minutes of like going to add it,
and then it's like 3,200 pixels by 2,100 pixels.
And then I have to go open Photoshop, resize, save it again.
I just, I print screen it immediately.
You're actually so smart.
Has anyone told you that this morning?
Surprisingly, no.
In fact, most people,
because I was playing Slay the Spire 2,
most people were like, why is he so stupid?
Oh, I screen capture the,
even the screen capture was,
the image was bigger than one megabyte.
Sometimes you have to do it a couple of times.
Sometimes you have to screen capture the screen capture window.
The inception is a crazy, okay.
You have to a bit crush it a little bit, yeah.
We tried.
Oh my God.
We tried to screen capture the screen capture.
I'm really trying not to call this like
goaded new daddy daughter game came out
because I know how this website is.
What are we going to call this?
I guess we're going to call it checking out PregMata.
You're so good.
It works so well now.
I learned a new trick.
Instacapcom exclamation point PregMata.
And then
Featuring at lovely Momo, you know what's messed up is that probably
Literally, I'm guessing
Five seconds into this we're gonna get a knock on our door from
Okay, I can okay the dudes who are probably you will be the dude
Dude, isn't the dude the main guy?
Well, that's true, because, well, I wouldn't say the dude is the main guy.
I would say that they're a deuteragonist, which means that there are, you know, there's
two main characters.
But even though it is co-op, it's single player, which means when you go to let them
in, I can just keep playing the game, I suppose.
Dude, but then I will have my motion capture with me.
I will hold like a selfie with me.
Can I say something, by the way?
So on Friday when we were having those technical issues, later in the afternoon, I went to the
bank to send a wire transfer, right?
Oh my gosh.
I haven't told my chap.
I was sending the wire transfer.
The bank took 50 minutes.
First 30 minutes was for like fraud, anti-money laundering, hey, are you doing this under
duress?
Are you 90 years old?
Did anyone promise to compensate you with cryptocurrency for sending a wire transfer?
Blah, blah, blah.
Last 30 minutes of the wire transfer was them being like fucking up the transfer
three times and then having to reprint all the forms and then me
re-sign them. I got a voicemail and an email when I just took a
break to go to the bathroom a second ago. That was like, we
need you to call the office. We have more security questions.
I'm going to freak the fuck out. I'm actually going to go
insane.
That's why you were afraid of too. I'm going to lose my
mind.
You should just you should just lie and say help me I am
trapped.
They are forcing me, help me.
I have already lost $1 million.
Is there any government compensation please?
Save me.
No, and that's the thing.
I did not transfer a million dollars.
And I told Kate, literally at the bank branch, there was a person next to me.
They were doing a wire transfer.
They were wiring $900,000 Canadian dollars to the United States of America so their
sister could purchase a vacation home in Hawaii.
their wire transfer took like 22 minutes. Mine took 50 minutes and they didn't even send it.
They're like, we're not 100% sure that this one's copacetic. I think that's the problem.
I think that's the problem. You gotta say I'm buying a house.
And then for like 30 minutes, they're like, um, have you ever met this person that you're
sending the money to? No, they're there. They double paid an invoice. I'm sending half of
of the money. I've got to carry around the house. You are with me. Okay, I'll mute this
mic. Are you exchanging money? Did anyone threaten any family members in exchange for
this money? No, a client of mine double paid an invoice. So I'm returning half of the
money to them.
She's on her way down.
I think she took a break halfway through I haven't so on the overlay to be honest
are you okay
I have a pen. I have an apple.
Look at that. Oh my gosh.
She made it. It does look nice.
Kate clean my office this weekend.
Can someone go to my channel and confirm I'm still moving?
Also, I'm going to mute in this cord.
No, you can't.
You can't mute.
But then I will have no sound.
That's right.
For some reason I thought your microphone would be on still, so you would be doubled.
But that's not the case.
You know what low is?
I learned that recently.
That's LOL, but missing an L.
It's the Squeaks' median...
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know low, I know low, okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's the next thing she know after she hit the flow.
Right, hit by a channel, and by my model moving.
Kate, you are moving and your music is still playing.
Is that good?
Oh, the music will stop playing.
It's not on the loop, it will stop.
You could go up and you could turn it off if you want.
So dear, no rush.
I'm so beautiful, I must be the beast, man.
I'm so beastly, it's beautiful.
Wait, damn it, I'm so, man.
I'm so beastly, it's downright beautiful.
Something like that.
Not to do the Fiona was hotter after she turned into an ogre thing all over again, but one
thing I 100% agree with, the beast was hotter before he became the human being.
He just like has no aura.
As the prince, the human prince, he has no aura.
As the beast, he ain't my style, but he has aura at least.
Like he has a look, he's cultivated a certain, a certain je ne sais quoi, what he just becomes
a dude, you're like, damn, if anything, she should have been like, all right, now that
that's over, I'm out of here or whatever.
He's like, two seconds left.
Oh no.
You ready?
Let's do this.
Oh my gosh.
You know what, I realized, I gotta bring like the headphone splitter because I, I,
Oh, it's right. You're not going to have any audio.
All right, she's going back to get her headphone splitter.
But Fiona really is...
Fiona really is hotter after she turns into an ogre.
One in chat if you think the ogre Fiona is hotter.
That's like that's almost all ones man maybe because they didn't give you another option
Other than eating bugs and shit I'm sure she fuck whatever I don't give a fuck she
You can brush your teeth.
She's also like a computer program.
It's not like I'm gonna do a lawnmower man situation.
The sponsored segment hasn't started yet.
We can talk about other IPs such as Shrek.
It's happened man. My wife's just closing her rings right now.
Thank you. I think I'll just plug this in here.
No, no, no, no. Right here.
Into here? Why into there?
All right. Now let me just see if I have some audio. Confirmed. Confirmed to have audio.
Let me get past the settings menu just to make sure that it doesn't go. Is this your
phone number? Is this the address you have on file? Adjust the image until the
how does the brightness look for you Kate? It might be a little washed out. I
always crank up the brightness. Oh yeah yeah I always play it in like a 1920 by
1080 window I think we'll make a article about you.
I gotta get in line, unfortunately, to this is the first time I've ever failed at like
settings menu. Like I can't figure out how to adjust the brightness properly.
Please enter your age. Okay one second. 67. Is the age you entered correct? This
will not affect gameplay. All right. Is the age you entered correct? This will
not affect gameplay but it cannot be changed later. Oh why the heck are you
ask of me then. So just to be honest with you it seems like it might not be
ahead of your business then.
Damn this thing be saving your progress automatically too?
The future is now old man.
It's just loading y'all. Yes.
I'm working.
Kate's stream literally showed the whole thing.
It makes perfect sense, actually.
Now that I think about it, I didn't consider that.
Wake up, honey. We are playing Prague Modder,
which was supposed to happen on Friday,
but we had some technical difficulties.
So we're here on Monday playing what critics have said
is an awesome game from Capcom who sponsored this segment.
Thank you to Capcom for the sponsorship.
It is a single-player action game original IP from the team that brought you Devil May Cry.
We're doing it as a co-op stream because the way that it works, it has unique gameplay,
where one Joy-Con, because we're playing on the Nintendo Switch 2,
controls the hacking side of the game and one Joy-Con controls the movement and shooting side of the game.
So as a result, we can actually uniquely turn a single-player game into a co-op stream.
How about that? Also, it's available on PC by esteem. It's available on the PlayStation 5
It's available on the Xbox series X and S and it's available on Nintendo switch, too
Which is what we're playing it on right now. By the way, my wife is here. You can you can see her next to me
In so many ways or you might even be watching on her stream as well exclamation point pragmatic to get more information
There is a free demo available on all platforms as well
We will start the game on standard difficulty
That's Earth.
In case you didn't know.
That's Moon. That's Moon.
That's true. That is the Moon.
Why does she not move?
She's just studying it for a bit right now.
The truth of the matter is
I have absolutely no idea how to set it up
so that she moves on my stream.
To be honest with you.
She doesn't have green screen.
I don't have a green screen.
I don't know how all this stuff works.
Did you write that down?
That's me.
How would you rate his mustache?
Mmm, honestly, he's got a good one.
I'm a little jealous that it looks like natural on him.
Just hold on to your lunch, bring it in to you.
Sit and control your weight, Roger.
Do you think it could be a spaceman?
I think I would be a bad astronaut.
I think that, because the thing is,
I think I would get very anxious during the launch.
And I think I would want to be sedated for the launch.
Like, I would want to be put under general anesthesia for the launch.
But I also feel like the launch is when, like, NASA would really want you to be locked in.
Yeah, you have to be awake.
They kind of need you, like, they put you on the ship for a reason,
because you have, like, some kind of specialty that helps with the launch process.
But I think I would just be like, I can't really handle this.
Oh, man.
But then like being in space I think would be okay, but then like on re-entry they'd
have to, they'd have to anesthetize me again.
Can you know that it can burn so hot that it's hotter than lava?
Yes, yeah I did read that it can get to like 24,000 degrees Celsius on re-entry or something.
I'm just gonna say it a little hotter than I'd like a little a little hot for a guy like me
I hope you were paying attention by the way there listen I have a sneaking suspicion that this is
Something's gonna go wrong. That's gonna lead us to a
Situation where your character appears on the screen
By the way, we could do it. I don't know why I've fallen into this heteronormative trap
that you were going to play as the girl who hacks and I'm going to play as the guy who
shoots but we could easily swap it too.
You know, I don't know which side of the control is what so I can't really tell you.
I honestly think, I mean, I can't claim that I am good at aiming and shooting in
video games but I think I would be pretty good at like manipulating a square so that
it completes a maze so we might have to hot swap halfway through I want to say
I'm better at aiming but then the screen is so small I mean I could I could hit
Get the maximized window button.
Everything all right?
Thanks.
Grab six aren't working.
Oh, my eyes didn't turn it on.
Watch your step.
What do we do that?
Yeah.
What do we have that technology right now?
They keep our shoes stuck to the ground?
Yeah.
We have that technology, it's called gravity.
But they don't have gravity.
Yeah, so they need it.
So they need it.
Exactly.
You should do that, too.
Sounds real.
I think we got controversial.
I think we got basically the perfect amount of gravity.
We're going to trade it for a thing.
Not on the moon.
Not on the moon.
But I don't intend to find myself on the moon at any given point, to be honest with you.
Could be a great video, though.
Wait till your friend falls asleep and then send him to the moon.
Then when he wakes up, he's like,
Whoa, where am I?
Hey, you're on the moon, bro.
Sorry, by the way, I think it's insanely loud.
But it was a...
It was a cutscene. It was apropos.
It was not loud. Okay, that was loud for us, but not for them.
Can I also say, Kate, I'm getting the distinct vibes that your character may not be introduced
for a little while.
That's okay.
And you have been tasked with coming onto the stream and...
It's my honor to be on the Lion's Creed.
I'm so nervous that I cannot move my muscle.
I understand that.
It's your first time at the cradle, right?
Yo, you!
Oh, check out that big rig!
It doesn't really make anything.
You talking about that 3D printer?
Sorry, not my thing.
Hey, Nicky!
Fill us in.
I see some didn't do their homework.
I'll leave the study in for you.
I'm going on ahead.
It's the type of stuff I have to be saying.
You know what I mean?
I'll be going on ahead.
Do you have a personal laugh track right here you say anything I'll laugh
It's the type of stuff that a hat would be saying I'll go on ahead
One thing that viewers might be wondering is where did the where does the player go to progress the tutorial of the game?
I was just trying to illustrate for you, there's myriad incorrect directions.
No, no, no, you play so much of the RPGs, you gotta make sure there's no loops.
Mmm, that's true.
And now you're too heavy.
Sometimes they, well, that's too real.
I was thinking about that this weekend.
You got too heavy?
I got a little too heavy this weekend, I was snacking for sure.
I mean, we had A and W for, uh, well, Luna Filament!
That's, that's a little too scary.
Copy any information it comes in contact with, that is what it's like to have a kid.
You know the other day she came down here?
I was, she was upstairs and I was like, I just have to do work for like one minute.
Uh, just chill up here, I'll be right back down.
She came downstairs, walked up to me and said, Jesus Christ.
Like, like angry Jesus Christ.
Oh my gosh.
And I looked at her dead in her optics stems and said don't say that and then
She looked like she was gonna cry and I was like it's all right. Just don't say it ever again
Do you think she got it from your dad?
That's definitely possible because your dad tends to say that he does
Yeah, he needs to work on his
His filter when there's a five-year-old around for sure
Not exactly a popular hangout.
I'm not that worried about her saying it, but if she says it at her school,
I'm sure that someone's going to talk to us and be like,
that's not appropriate vernacular for senior kindergarten, which is pretty fair.
What's this rubble doing here?
But that is how I felt. I was feeling a little heavy this weekend when we got A and W for dinner,
and then I took her to the birthday party the next day,
and they had burgers and fries as the food as well.
but then the first thing I thought was yum burgers and fries second thing I
thought after I finished it was like maybe I shouldn't be eating burgers and
fries every day that's true you built a little different though that could be you
right there no I'm bald oh my god the neck the neck is freaking me out it's
This is the type of beast that will go on ahead.
Why are they so tall?
Rose named Walker, aptly named.
Sheesh.
Rumor is we're going to be sending most of the people here back to Earth soon anyway.
Just leave everything up to AI.
I'll just say it, he could be working a little faster.
I did hear about that, I didn't see it.
But am I the only person who's not that impressed?
I mean like a car is way faster than a person too.
That was what I was thinking, I'm like, if you want a robot to run faster than you, then why don't you just put a wheel on it and a motor and then just make it go broom?
We got lots of machines that go faster than people. You see the Artemis 2? Wasn't it going at like 18,000 kilometers an hour or something?
That's what I was thinking.
It's a dang moonquake. By the way, we are playing tag-mata, exclamation point tag-mata. It came out last week.
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I would definitely, me personally, I'm putting my visor down in a situation like this.
This is like a home to close situation.
Yeah, but I'm a crew.
Watch out!
Oh no!
Get down!
How come the robot didn't fly out?
Honestly, the robot?
What?!
AHHHH!
I was fine.
He's literally gonna be alright.
Turn off the gravity boots, man.
Now let us see it up close, you could use a little bit of, a little manscaping on the
mustache.
A couple of errant hairs here and there.
Did that AI robot evolve to become a good looking girl?
No shot.
Look at the drip though.
You think this is medicine or you think this is like a toy?
She's like, can I show you something?
Oh, honey, I'm one tapped.
Can I tell you something?
Did you know Espresso by Sabrina Carpenter had the most streams on Spotify in summer of 2024?
It's too real. It's too real.
It was just that simple.
Yeah. That's what the spray is when the player goes down at the World Cup and they hit him with that.
Oh, so true. What do we use that in real life?
Could be the move.
Stubbed my toe.
He's going to clean.
There you are.
All better.
I think when I was knocked unconscious I had four metaguns.
Would you happen to know something about them?
I can't believe someone brought their kid out here.
Hey.
Hello. This is Edith. Your autonomous base administrator.
Oh, here we go.
Unskippable ad.
Welcome. Please remove him from the process.
Oh, what the heck?
I don't know what controller you get.
Use your weapon to attack ammo will slowly recharge after use.
I mean, I literally own it.
No, I literally can't.
This is where you're going to come in and this guy is impossible to kill, but then
yeah, you use your hacking abilities and reveal a weak point that I shoot for massive
damage yeah but I get to move so you all you have to worry about is the puzzle
and yelling at me to run away move the cursor across the hacking matrix
connected to the exe note to complete the hack placing enemies in an open
state making them vulnerable. ZL to aim. That's how you move. Hold ZL, but okay, can I say something?
Because you gotta have this, you gotta have the right joy con to move, but you gotta have the
left joy con to hit ZL. Wait, wait, can I put it into, no, because it's a single-player game.
It's okay. You can do the puzzle. You can do the puzzle.
Once, okay, I aim for you. Here, you take this. And now you're in charge of this controller,
which means you have to hit the A button to close it.
Okay.
And I will aim, and then you use, yeah, there you go. And then you have to shoot.
Which means you're really doing everything. I'm just kind of moving.
I'm just kind of walking around.
Wait, wait, wait, but this is real because all Hugh's doing is moving, honestly.
Oh, he's shooting, though.
Oh, that's true.
Are you okay?
We could definitely make a use of that in real life.
Like a heads-up display.
No, no, no, but...
Wait, actually that's awesome
So the thing is you also have the camera
I got you I got you and every other
Here allow me
It's the
Wait, this is awesome. I only got one button.
Hold A to repeat. You gotta hold A to repeat.
I mean, I've done my job. I'm moving towards the door with some blue light.
It's initiating a lock right now.
So jump is on the B button there in case you're curious.
If you ever need to use your boosters, jump is on the B button.
hard but this game very hard because we're making it more difficult but there's
two of us so we should be twice as good we're doing like
he has jumped there you go you know it is a little bit like oh we got we got a
hack this fool and then blast them passing through more blue open nodes
enhances the hacking increase some damage and keep it full but you can
read faster than I can read out loud huge of true oh yeah you got a hack
those. It's that simple. Dodging and jumping consume your thruster gauge. You do, you do
You also have the dodge button.
I really am getting carried by a little bot kid in the game at least.
It's not, you know honestly, I would say the video game has been too easy for me and this
will make it more interesting.
you got a you got a triple yacht on Saturday so many video games have been
the video game god has smiled on it
has a w instincts to dodge roll through those blue lights that's right
game it says
and also if your aim is bad you just blame your wife mm-hmm I'm ready I'm
I'm writing this down. I'm writing this down. Blame. Blame wife.
I'm literally, I'm literally, even though chat can't see it, I'm making the sign of writing as if, simply for my wife's benefit.
They're not live, they're just saying you're better.
You're almost supposed to get back to the ship.
Broke all that of ceiling. That's obviously a bore.
Oh man. It's a little constructive criticism for you.
I feel like in all those all sci-fi movies and stuff like that the bad things are always
like the black goo you know those like things and they always copy other
analytic beings. They always take some of human DNA and reconstituted into
like an alien form for example.
I don't need the user's manual.
It's actually OK that he's being rude to it
because it's a robot.
What the hell is going on here?
You know why you say thank you at this time?
Could I get a navigation to blah, blah, blah, please?
That's just because it's like using your signal lights.
It uses less mental energy to just always be polite
than to ask yourself, should I be polite in a situation?
Would you please part of my blah blah blah please?
Even in the parking garage I use my signal lights.
And even when inputting a voice command into a robot, I say please and thank you.
I
Mean the fit is pretty fire to be honest
No man look at my doctor he's just gonna close his thing off he's okay he got
overstimulated I bet no it's just sometimes you just need to close your
eyes. It's kind of aura farming with the walk Tom. How I walk on route to ask the cashier
what the bathroom code is.
You need to wait for the host to start the Zoom meeting.
I think having a human child is kind of on the wing.
She, can I say she's right to say it. It is also life affirming, but there are some times where it can be a little irritating. Yes.
But they have an AI human child would be even more annoying.
Until she starts telling you, you know, like,
hey, quarter chicken dinners are half-priced.
It's for chalet tonight, and you got to be like,
see who's ad or something like that.
Eh!
Hey.
Diana.
Diana?
Yeah? What?
See this spot?
You think we can get here in one piece?
Uh...
I guess you wouldn't know that, would you?
She don't watch anime.
Shout through is a place away from prying eyes and enemy interference.
I can't read interference anymore with that one who say,
in veterans,
where you can safely upgrade unlock abilities and adjust your loadout.
Get all that? You're kind of in charge of the...
I was just going to read.
Basically everything.
I'm just trolling.
Upgrade components.
Well, one thing's for sure, we'll never need HP.
So don't even worry about that.
Why? I think we got to talk to the girl.
Oh, because of the exclamation mark on it?
Yes.
Well, let's hire Best Q.
Yeah. I'm going to need your support
until I'm back home.
I think anyone who played this game will be like, oh, so cute, Diah is so cute.
I think she is too close to our real life right now.
I feel like I'll play video games.
The code is the fire, though.
Oh, I already pushed that one!
It had a glowing icon on it, okay?
3D printer, baby.
Exchange lunar filament for new weapons, hacking nodes or unlock new abilities.
If you ever need me to hit the L button, you just let me know.
You know what? I get to change weapons.
Once we get more than one weapon, I can actually...
Wasn't that where we came from?
Good.
Maybe I'll follow the arrow?
Nope.
This is lockout.
Mmm, don't know about this one. Oh, never mind.
Yes, we should leave for the boat.
You can board the tram in the shelter. Travel the tram stations in other sectors.
Before departure, review your loadout. I see we're making an excursion.
Oh, hey, sir, that was a jumpscare.
Wake up, buddy, we gotta ride the train.
Come on, ride that tram. And ride it.
can you can you move it to the yes
now I know the low
minion eating popcorn
that's how I imagine chat every time they say like if he's 15 minutes late
if we're 15 if he's 15 minutes late we're allowed to leave
They're full on low posting.
Okay, we just gotta go to the top floor.
Here we go.
Yo, don't waste all your thruster gauge.
Diana's scan ability.
You know what, make sure you read that.
It's another ability for you to take advantage of here.
I'm doing my job.
I'm moving us towards the glow in diamond.
Oh kind of
There you go, she's done it
Unstoppable power couple
That could be the move that could be the freaking move
I'll aim at him
He's droid
Hang on I'm gonna keep walking backwards. I
Try to die
That's all right, you'll give him next time. I think honestly me personally. I'm not sure I could have played that me better
Target target not acquired target not acquired
Whoa, whoa, whoa, okay, we got we got to pay attention
Right
We'll wait for the boost to be charged.
We'll wait for the boost to be charged.
OK, OK, OK.
Ah!
That was huge.
Wait, wait, wait.
Look the other way.
Why?
Why?
I cannot look the other way.
Why?
I thought maybe we could shoot these.
Oh, look at this.
I don't really know what that did.
I thought maybe we could shoot the boxes and go through the door.
That was just the laser that we went through.
Wait, how'd you do that?
Honestly, you're real for that one.
I get X and Y confused on the Nintendo Switch 2 joy controllers now and then.
I played an update.
Where's your deal?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, they're talking!
It's war! It's war!
We'll have to start from the top. Oh my we can watch it again. Permadeath. That we'll never know. Permadeath story. Oh my there's an angry robot coming at us.
We're safe, we're safe.
Huge. Yeah.
Yeah, I'll just hold forward and you can kind of use the camera to drive wherever you want to go
This is as fast as I can move
Break that car girl, I ain't taking no stinky robot home
Oh, I have spray it this changes everything
Hold a to repair suit integrity that might that might be clutch right now
The sound is so good that I thought there was a water running right next to me scary thought
Return to this return to the shelter. I don't think so. I
I don't think we'll be returning to the shelter.
Oh, it's the cat using the litter box.
She said the sound is so realistic it sounds like there's water running in real life right now.
It's a cat peeing in the litter box in my office.
can't make it that's glass I think oh my god that's so crazy what happens this
bro is well hydrated whatever it is it's in our way can you hack that thing
behind it are you see like no I can't turn though to show you if you look
through the door. Yeah, through the just a little bit further, a little bit further.
You're at that terminal back there. It doesn't appear so.
Whoa, whoa, whoa! All right.
Well, about that.
Can you stop moving? I'm strafing!
I'm literally, I'm literally strafing.
Take a floor faster please.
Because I don't have to aim at all times.
You got a hack pistol, you got a hack pistol right here.
Whoa, okay.
Can I be honest, that hacking looks really fun.
You want to try?
They all look like, like micro games that, I mean I can be a big fan of that.
Hey, we got an off-strike opponent.
big I'm gonna feel way more useful with the second a second weapon you give me a
180 here real quick
yeah yeah but notice your office does not have a litter box in it where in the
middle of your stream like cat will poop and then stink up the whole office for
the whole day and not cover it up either like
maybe moving churlish down here
to be fair it's not just because they have other places to do their business
there's a there's a guy there's a guy there's a there's a lot of guys
what the heck did you move too far I had to I had to dodge
Oh, no. Oh, no. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Get him to shoot the robot.
Oh, he shot us. You got him. Why the water move?
and then not teaching your cats to use the toilet now broke broke things were
rocking with the jing-si over here
oh yeah we might be out of repair it's all escape hatch leads to the lower
Tram stop back at the shelter you can upgrade and enhance gear recover and
refill repair charges but the enemies will respawn when returning to explore
the cradle wait a second I think we probably should
that's me I got no problem taking an Al on stream
Oh, but we got a we can head back for a breather. We got to make it through this
Can you can you aim at that thing at the back there? Maybe not close enough. I got it. I got it. Don't worry
How she got it
First one down
There's something on the news
An attack unit specializing in frontal suppression that fires powerful close range shockwaves makes enemies easier to stagger
That seems that seems really good
And guess what oh
that's I think that seems a hundred it seems a hundred times better than what
we were rocking before
oh my god you only get to you no wonder it's so strong I gotta keep
strafing I gotta keep strafing
Did you just one shot just to blow up the wall?
Worth.
Oh god.
Are we dead?
You've been killed.
Alright, why don't you move?
We go the other side.
It's hard, it's hard.
Can you just look at the champ?
Like you're just looking at the champ I've been.
Jump when it stops.
This thing's strong so maybe you could use a weapon with more punch.
Explomation point, oh my god we're like dead then.
Explomation point, prank mama.
That big ram thought from before was pretty tough.
So, although it's that one, we died or what happened?
Yeah, I think we probably, oh well you get to keep our loot, look.
Then we got two loot upgrades.
We got to do the hacking.
I was going to say exactly the same thing.
But what if the second one costs two? It doesn't. Look at that.
It's also something new at the printer. I think printing that seems pretty smart.
But then only using it when we encounter the big guy. Exactly.
Okay, let me open that back up there a second here.
Repair up and upgrade to your repair car cartridge.
You want to get that?
Okay.
Let's do it.
I think we pick up the thing, right?
Pick up the 3D printed gun?
Oh, did I not print it or did I not pick it up?
You're going the right way, you're going the right way.
It's over here then?
Yeah, yeah.
It's over here.
Yeah, it's right there.
or it becomes available in your loadout.
Probably something that I'm going to go ahead and guess
that the game probably said that.
And I might have even read it out loud.
But in typical streamer fashion, I
think it's possible that even though I read it out loud,
I wasn't really perceiving the words as I said them.
But did you like that?
Did you see while I was talking,
I knew that it was my turn.
was my turn to move it was taken you know what this uh...
reminds me of is that board game where
you can only like
every player has only the ability to move in like two directions and you can't
talk to each other but you have to
maneuver your character to the exit regardless
all my god
don't be afraid to go to the left
all right
Not.
Okay.
And then down and fight the guys.
There baby.
What?
Oh god, can I move?
This is as fast as I can move.
Okay.
Good job, fella.
you're still done fellow
that was huge
pick up the other shock yeah there you go beautiful
Actually, in a way, almost a little too easy for us.
That one?
That's two.
That's two.
Alright.
And I guess we go through the open door.
Elevator.
An elevator.
One say it's an elevator.
Let me out.
Let me out.
Let me out.
Let me out.
Let me out.
Let me out.
Let me out.
Let me out.
Let me out.
Let me out.
Let me out.
Let me out.
Let me out. Let me out. Okay, it's like a cargo area. There's an upgrade. Wait, wait,
wait, wait. Yeah. Okay. What was it? Some Luna filament. Can you run so I can jump? I
that scared huge with double you hackin
telling the robot to step off is kind of a vibe
Do you want my side of control so that you know how it feels?
I mean honestly it seems like way more difficult.
We can swap for a second though.
So I get an idea of what's going on.
Okay, okay, here.
Oh, I almost dropped the controller.
Can you hit me with the scan?
Yeah.
Ah, there you go.
31 meters down there.
But also 60 meters over there.
What a conundrum.
I think we got to go where we came from.
So stop looking down.
Okay.
I know exactly.
Yeah, I'm driving you right now.
And then we...
And then you get your jump, too.
Oh, I got the jump button.
This is crazy.
This is too much.
Jump, jump, jump.
And then dash too.
Dash is R.
That's bumper.
Bumper.
Okay.
I mean you were really...
Can you stop looking like top down?
You were really out there doing the most.
I think that's it right?
Or do we need to go there?
Oh, let's jump over there, there's Ion.
Oh, can we not go there?
What if we go around?
I mean round.
Like jump over, yeah?
Okay, I'm repairing my my suits integrity. Oh, I think we got to take the elevator back
I'll keep hitting this button just to help you out here.
Wait, can I?
It's on the left.
You have to assist me if we've got to go left.
Like over there?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I was wondering if we had to jump on these moving platforms.
Yeah, I think so.
Well, how are we going to do that?
Maybe we can hack them. Oops.
We really we really can't jump over the railing.
What do you mean? You're the one with move. I was jumping at the railing and you were like we can't go over.
I was moving.
You were dashing though.
You we can move. We don't need dash.
We need dash.
Let's jump over then. Let's jump over then.
Well, I'm trying to think of where we're going, though.
Where we're going to that platform with the...
Oh, not to this. Yeah, to this. Okay, ready?
Yeah.
I think we might need a running start.
Yeah.
Oh.
Oh.
Can't dodge through that, huh? It's not like...
Yeah, don't.
Alright, and then back on the elevator.
I'm just gonna be...I think this might be the sort of thing that's probably a little
easier if you have access to both the movement and the jumping button at the same time.
But where's the fun in that?
Holy cow.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Why?
You got the...
Your phone had a notification, I thought it might have been someone at our front door.
Back to the elevator.
I can take it after.
It's fine.
Fine.
All right.
You all ready for this?
Textbook.
Wait!
Wait, wait, wait.
Aim at that.
I'll hack it.
Wait, wait, wait, wait. Aim at that. I'll hack it.
You aim at that red.
Confirmed.
Look at that.
The stasis net.
Expands on impact of mobilizing enemies within its radius for a short time.
That seems big.
That's three. Oh, that's four. My bad, counting never been my strong suit. Yeah, yeah, non-hackable.
Switch the tactical units. You gotta switch to your tactical unit. Oh, Lord.
You gotta be honest, you're in charge of the weapon switches as well.
That's huge.
I think it's a hackle.
Seems like it might be important.
Jump, jump!
Oh, jump, jump!
We can do this.
We can do this.
I'm trying, but I'm not even gonna break it!
Right, of course I have.
Literally mugged.
Probably the blowing spot, I'm guessing.
Huge.
Huge.
Huge literally I was out of your range, bro
I'm hacking I'm getting a semi critical hit
You could reload a little faster
Okay, ultimate hack
Just one more would really hit the spot.
Stop me right out of thrice! Now you're right out of thrice!
You're power!
This hack! This hack! The gun does no damage.
Nah man, this is crazy. You know what we can upgrade though.
Upgrade via the X button. I think it might be good to upgrade the damage that our basic gun does okay
There you go, yeah, and then I will press the B button to move to the next section maybe we'll come over here
I don't know might be might not be the worst idea to print a stasis net so to speak
Something like that
Why why would you do that to the camera you you're in charge of the camera
I'm moving I'm moving you're in charge of the camera
I held I held the thumb stick as if I was moving
And then I went, you're in charge of the camera.
I think I got to go to the other side, I think.
Or maybe you got to hit the right on the, yeah.
I understand.
Oh man.
You got to go down to ride the train.
That's true.
What's crazy is that like I've seen some other streamers play this they're just doing it both
controllers as one like one person doing both roles which is like so easy like I don't even
know why they would do it that way.
They're gonna jump.
Not bad, y'all.
They're gonna jump and dash.
Jump. Right.
Ah.
They're out to go there.
Pretty shotgun though.
But do we have to go there?
I don't think we have to go there. I think we're good.
yeah this could be a speedrun category
well i think we do have to go there, i think we have to do it again
because that's an upgrade that we already picked up
oh but this time we just gotta luna fill them in
look at that
oh okay and then
YOUCH!
like that yeah I hacked that guy good post bro okay I'm sorry we got it
But there's no point in shooting until the hack completes because then they're they're not taking maximum damage
No, no, no, I think you got to wait till the hack completes because you only get six shots and then the reloading is really slow
Okay, we need to go
There yeah
To the to the EPP
skill difference
And then we run through there we got to fight some fellas, okay
Good idea
I had to get in on the hack.
Ouch!
Rebear!
He's got it.
I can do this.
Can I get the Stasis net really quick?
Huge.
he's done it I can do this
I get the kind of the stasis neck really quick
huge
look at that look at that
W weapon switch
I can't jump when I'm in the hacking mode.
Oh my god, we've done it.
Let's go.
Oh, the ball exploded.
Let me out.
Let me out.
Oh, we got a heck of a roof.
Oh
We have to go down there i'm ready
Oh, okay
No, it's on the left, no, no, no all the way, like there on the platform, members.
Ah, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You think we can make it?
I think we gotta get on the, um, like that little walkway first.
You think so?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Flying buttress type situation.
Look up, look up, baby.
Let's just go through that one.
You just go through the unlock door though.
What does it do?
Oh, I think it just got rid of the laser.
I would like to get that.
There you go.
Look at that.
The mantling.
You have to go down to go up.
Believe it or not.
Oh, okay.
All right.
Now I'm going to...
All right.
I have both controllers.
So when I was doing almost nothing, we were doing really well.
When I was doing almost everything, we were doing really bad.
Now that I'm going to do everything, everything, I think performance is going to sink to levels
here to for never fathoms.
A cute small spinning loop.
Some days the world can feel big, other days it can feel so very small.
Wait, they got a little social link farming here, too?
Read the Earth Memory Guide.
You know what, why not?
Serving up fresh nutritious replicator meals daily.
Roast beef, seaweed salad, fish and chips and pudding.
I'm going to say something.
I don't care who finds this controversial.
I would say I'm fairly seaweed agnostic.
I'm not messing with the seaweed salad.
Seaweed wrapped around rice, sure,
in a sushi or an onigiri context,
but turned into little strings
and then marinated with a little bit of oil,
something I just, it tastes like I'm eating
like something involved in the packaging process
to ensure that the cargo doesn't get broken in transit.
Pardon suits.
This is max HP by 10, I'm kind of pumping off, man.
Even in the poke, I don't like the seaweed salad so much.
I don't like that when you bite into it, it doesn't tear.
Like, when you chew on seaweed salad, it pushes back against you, almost like it's made of
like little ants that are holding your teeth up so that they don't actually get damaged.
You found out.
Wait.
Did you hear that?
You wanna go back to the center, you need to go back to the center.
We could.
Kate, I've literally, I've self-actualized in your absence.
I've become so powerful in your absence.
I literally increased my max HP by 10%.
Oh wow.
It was, uh, um, groceries.
Um...
Which means we cannot turn on our air conditioning yet.
Chad, I have a real story for you. I think Kate told it on her stream.
Do you want me to do everything?
I think you should do everything.
So I'll just talk, which I think is my strong suit.
You can give her a present, by the way. We got a globe.
Oh, okay.
When we got back from Japan, it was like 79 degrees Fahrenheit in our house, so I turned
on the air conditioner and then it's like you will be able to diagnose this very quickly
because of the order in which I told the story, but for us it was different.
I turned on the air conditioner and then I like was walking around unpacking, you
you know, eating a snack.
And then I came downstairs and it smelled horrible.
I went, what does that smell?
And then Kate went, that's your feet.
And I got so embarrassed.
I was like, oh my God, that's my feet?
Like I instantly, I was like,
I have to get in the shower right now.
So I was stunned because I would like smell my feet
and they didn't smell bad.
And it was literally like permeating the air
in the entire house.
So I took a shower, washed my feet like crazy, got out
it was still stinky and I was like there's no way that like this is my feet and then I realized oh
I turned on our air conditioning but the vents haven't been cleaned so it was just I don't know
it's probably like a dead animal in our HVAC or something like that that was causing problems
it was not my feet. Well you forgot to mention that it was the day that we were traveling for
for $10.
Yeah, yeah.
So I was like, I mean, my socks were going through it.
Let's put it that way.
And it did smell like your stinkin' beat.
It had the same thing.
It had the same kind of acidity.
Yeah.
OK, AC units unironically get something
called dirty socks syndrome, though.
OK, first off, it shouldn't be called a syndrome
if it's a machine.
That's a human word.
But could you speak more on this?
Because we do have, we don't need that.
We don't need that.
We do have like duct cleaners coming.
I would love to be like, yeah, I'm pretty sure,
just take the HP, why not?
I'm pretty sure we got a case of like stinky sock syndrome.
A pungent musty odor caused by mold buildup
on aluminum coils.
Yeah, that sounds like it could be it.
Let's get lots of Arians are pretty weird, don't you think?
What do you mean?
Everything we need is already at the cradle, so why do we need Earth stuff?
Yummy?
Well, people just like having things that remind them of home, I think.
Being up here ain't easy, so people hold on to whatever makes them feel...
They should never make a child robot.
I wonder if Arians are...
It is a little surprising.
Me too.
I don't really like child robots.
She's a medical robot, but like I just gonna say maybe I missed something in the lore. I don't really want my doctor to be five years old
I want my doctor to be like
51
What do you think about that?
Obviously you don't want your doctor to be like
Obviously you don't want your doctor to be like 90 unless
I feel like if it's like a podiatrist or something, you're probably like that's okay.
This will ride the tram.
But you also don't...
You know what's annoying when you go to the doctor?
This is what it's like to be on my skin.
I can look at me like...
I would know.
You know what's annoying when you go to the doctor?
When you think you have something that's like going to kill you,
and then your doctor says,
do you mind if I bring in our intern?
We got a med student who's here for a semester learning how the practice works.
Even though it's your life, do you mind if we let a student who has no experience handle this one?
You think you get annoyed by that? Do you know the person who was about to split my tummy up
to get the human being out of my tummy was like, oh is it okay if I put the intern to give you
a spinal so that you're so that we can uh proceed with the C section and I said all right
and guess what my first dose of spinal did not work well they need to teach anesthesiologists how
to anesthetize so that they can sedate me before I go up for that rocket launch to the moon
Wait, did you read that tutorial?
Yeah, I did.
Look at that, you literally, you didn't even need to read it.
You derived it from base principles.
Maybe it might be behind us?
Ah, never mind.
You got it all figured out.
We just gotta go through that door.
Where's that?
When's that?
You just gotta go through that door.
Let's go through that door.
When's that?
You just gotta go through the door.
Let's get that item.
Yeah, I'm gonna go over here so we get the item really quick.
I'm gonna aim at this so you can hack it.
Something went long!
Did you hear that?
Like a minion?
Yeah.
Whoa, hey easy there!
Nah man, you gotta hack the elevator to go up now.
i hear that i hear this
w hack on this one
sorry that's my bad
and that's a lot for you to do at the same time
i understand the issue there
let's get out of the way for a second
w and then let's hack that dude
In the sky attack the sky view first
Beautiful keep our distance wait wait we're actually kind of goading
That was actually incredible I've gotten so much better at the game
I have really, really up to my game.
Alright, we made it.
Where do we find the main power terminal?
Well that's an item right there.
Yes it is.
Almost look at the yellow one.
Yellow one?
There it is right there.
Yellow box after.
The code.
Oh no no no no no no, pull back pull back.
Wait wait, shockwave going on.
Yeah, but we can get two more ammo.
That's not that good of a list of shit.
Why am I this thing right here?
And then go straight, and there's another one.
Holy cow.
No, no.
This one right here.
Shockwave gun.
No, behind you.
Let's throw the camera at her.
Behind you.
Behind you.
I said behind them, why are you going straight right there?
Oh, this one right here.
It was right in front of you, and then you just
won't cast it.
Further decoder.
You know, I think we already got him.
This, this has, this to me has all the makings
of a boss arena.
Little stasis net.
All right.
Can we heal?
We're good to use?
Nah.
Oh, right here.
I don't.
Meep.
Okay.
We're gonna loop those over.
There's another one.
Yeah, I mean, let me spoil this for you.
No, no, no, we'll get we'll get them throughout the battle
By the way, we are playing pragmata it is out now. We're playing on the Nintendo switch to thank you to capcom for the sponsorship
We're doing it very uniquely. It is a single-player game
But if you desired you could play a co-op with one person moving and one person shooting and hacking and it does work, but
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Glass shield.
I've access detected severing primary connection
This is either
Unregistered guests are from this area
The bigger they are the harder they fall
She's absolutely right
Looks like we're going to have to fight our way through.
Get ready.
Okay, step one.
Heck.
Any idea what to call this?
Not one of your pop runnies, and I guess we should just go into last.
Got this.
Then I will switch to the shotgun and get closer.
W movement. Wait, she's the goat?
Damn, she didn't miss it here. I think you're doing a great job, personally.
I'm gonna go in this one.
You can't always miss one.
They were made for that.
I'll keep those.
Heal it. Heal it. Go away. Go away. Heal it. Heal it.
Smart play.
Be careful.
We should loot a new shockwave gun.
That's the space to snap.
We'll just move to the red one, there you go.
Oh I bet those tanks is where it's weak.
Yo!
Oh critical!
Alright there's one more move for you.
Unleash a critical shot, a powerful follow up attack when you're a downed enemy.
So that one's here, you don't want to press ZR on him.
There it goes.
Honestly, there's days where I think something like that would actually kicks me.
Phase 2 incoming.
face two incoming.
Oh, no.
Not that we get us where.
Whoa.
Well that should be easy to coordinate for the two of us.
When the hacking gauge fills Diana's ability overdrive protocol can be activated.
When used it opens nearby enemies and mobilizes them briefly and does damage.
If we move behind them, we might be able to do another ZR ability.
Well, okay.
Burn it back!
Why not?
Yeah, melt back!
That was huge though.
Let's go get another Shockwave gun.
Hey!
Who do you push it over?
Crazy move now.
Maybe this one right here?
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Crazy movement. Maybe this one right here?
Oh, data shard. Slightly fills Diana's hacking gauge.
I see it.
Let's do it again over there, he'll help you.
Stay there, stay there.
Come on, moves.
Huge, let me get behind.
I'm bad. I'm bad. Cancel everything you were doing. Cancel all your hard work. I'm bad.
I
Press ER
We're like at a e3 conference
I honestly keep shooting for me like you got him.
Yoch!
Don't you move at all?
That was huge.
Reload, reload!
Reload! Reload!
Okay, actually, like, have they considered that the first boss is actually easier than the basic enemies we were going across?
No, what happened to Science World?
We saved Teller's World of Science?
Doesn't it look like it was a one-person control again?
We're drift compatible.
I mean, to be fair, it really was the one person controlling it.
It was just all I was doing was moving my legs a little bit.
You were hacking, shooting, looting, doing the melee attack, the QTEs.
Oh, you moved well.
Thank you for saying that.
Your function has added.
Well, let's just take it back to the shelter.
Oh my gosh!
He did it.
Whoa!
I see. It's like a new station.
I mean, they built that so fast, City of Vancouver could never.
I mean, have you, that's snarl on Broadway.
I see this on the trailer.
It's a happy box.
What is that thing?
It's a happy guy.
Happy median.
This is what your computer looks like.
Although maybe you hate this guy.
You'll probably hate this guy.
This is what your computer looks like, I'm like-
Although you hate this guy, you'll probably hate this guy.
Might remind you of something.
Hello.
We are Cabin.
You're one stop companion for all things shelter.
Companion, huh?
So where you been all this time?
We believe you have a shelter of license key in your possession.
This thing?
I don't like how familiar the robots being with us.
Hey, look us up!
Leaving us available to offer you our wide range of invaluable services.
Tamesh was confirmed. The shelter level one.
Shelter level upgraded. Central terminals now loaded with shiny new stuff.
REF replicator beta now online.
Holy cow!
The shelter is equipped with a level system.
It's kind of like Kramer's apartment.
That's a reference to a television show.
That is IP, so I will not name it.
Kramer might be IP now that I think about it as well.
I don't know.
It is a dude's name.
Well, I think they got him on...
Well, I was going to say they got him on some merchandise,
but I think the merchandise is an IP.
So I'm not going to mention what kind of merchandise
they got him on.
Take a look at our fine selection of stamp boards.
OK.
You want a stamp?
Well, it's really up to you.
All I do is I go up and down and occasionally
left and right.
What do you think?
Bingo.
Decoded by exchanging a cabin coin for a nice surprise.
We got two.
Let's do this one.
We can pass through a red gate zone.
That seems good.
That seems like a big win.
This is one of our more popular items.
I guess in that case you probably want me to get this one, huh?
Great. Walker bought that up.
Well, probably it's good, right?
We can go into the Beastie area and see where his weak point is.
Is it really just the lore?
Isn't that my... I'm supposed to tell you how satisfied I am.
Is this just war? Let's see.
Let's see.
Walker.
Holy cow. You know what, wait.
You literally have all controls.
All? I could have...
Oh, yes!
Yes!
Oh, wait, I can rotate him.
Why did you rotate?
Hey, why would you rotate it like that, then?
You're rotating it like she's solo, she's gas-flighting me!
Woof!
What are you beeping over here?
Oops, I put a thing on it, oh, alright, let me not get a, oh, nothing.
We have this.
we could increase its damage to level 2.
Could be the move considering how little damage
the basic gun does.
What's the multi-hack?
Multi-hack.
You can link enemies together, opening multiple targets.
Oh, that sounds good.
That seems really, it's kind of more in your wheelhouse.
So maybe we get something, move 500% faster.
It's really hard for a guy like me.
Or jump automatically.
Oh, we don't have the yellow thing.
We don't have much of anything, yeah.
Let's see, what's this one?
Decode.
Decode.
A hacking node that disrupts enemy internal systems temporarily increasing damage dealt.
Oh, why not?
Why not?
You know what?
Spend it if you got it.
Looks like a tasty chocolate bar.
Anyone else ever notice that?
Oh, we can pick.
Do you want a demulti pack?
You know what? I leave it up to you.
Wait, let's do multi.
As the person doing everything.
I think, I don't, none of my buddies do anything here.
So, you know what, you need to be for that one though.
Everybody gangsta till they have to move right or left on the menu or up or down
You know my go as Hugh for Halloween
You're gonna go as Hugh all go as Hugh. No you go as Hugh
Our daughter goes as Diana and I go as Walker
I'll put on like some silver, silver pants or something.
Sometimes stairs are hard.
Oh my god, they got AI cats.
That was my reaction when our daughter tried to chase the ball that popped out of our trunk.
She was like, daddy the ball ball!
I see the ball like bouncing in the middle of the road.
Don't worry, it's all good.
we got the ball back
see this is why you
you always got
we can't watch stuff like this
it's too real
that's not the point
you do be safe
I cannot look at you because your mommy is driving.
Why?
Because you're getting the accident.
She has no idea how the mirror is in the carwork.
Because she'll do something in the backseat
and be like, look in the side mirror.
And I'm like, I don't know how you think the mirror is set.
But the side mirror is not positioned
so I can see into the backseat.
We'd have to curve the light.
But she goes, why is the accident bad?
I did tell her I was like one thing you need to know you never use your phone
when you're driving and then she said yes and I said why and she said you might
crash and I said that's right and then she said and then you would have to get
a new car and I went that's kind of like you're not wrong but that's not the
main reason
Oh my god, we can really move all the way.
Remember this game is co-operative.
Kind of feels co-operative.
It's like building a furniture together.
That's true.
I think we've gotten pretty good at that by the way.
We've done enough of it over the years.
I did have to start you with like the crash course,
start with the little blocks instead of actual furniture
parts.
The problem is like you intuit how to build the furniture
just by looking at it.
Whereas I, even looking at a picture,
the picture means nothing to me.
I literally have to read the steps verbatim
in order to get the information into my brain.
There we go.
Get some space.
Get some space, get it?
They sent people to the moon recently.
You're not talking as much as I am, I've noticed.
I seem to be carrying most of the conversation here.
They were putting people on the moon.
They were not putting people on the moon.
That's why I got confused.
Because you could say they're putting people on the moon.
I know they were actually putting the people on the moon.
That is my favorite type of guy that I only realized existed once they were going back to the moon
was the guys who were like,
they're now landing on the moon.
They're just going by it as if like it's not impressive.
Yeah, they're launching an enormous rocket 20,000 kilometers an hour
with like seven people on it.
And by the way, the toilet works this time and it can handle poop and pee simultaneously
for the first time in space-faring history,
but they're not actually stepping on the rock.
Yeah, sure.
No sweat.
It was just an explosion, I think, thankfully.
I'm aura-
You know what?
aura-farming.
I've always wanted it.
I mean, this text is melting.
You don't go like, whoa,
and like appreciate the environments and the house.
That's true.
It's so crazy, like it just seems realistic but it's not and they're melting taxi and
stuff like that.
Look at that taxi, it's like almost like hopped in.
Honestly it's probably because they ignored a road closed sign.
It was like wet concrete and they just, they were like, that sign can't stop me.
And now look at them.
Now look at you, your car is melting.
Over there, over there.
There's got to be an item over there.
with in between between the alley I don't think so I've been later we can scan though
I was thinking that into like the Luna whatever that's you're so real or maybe
they give you a diamond pick and then you can you can mine it and get the
I don't even know if there's a limit.
Uh-oh.
Hello.
This is Aegis.
Who made him angry?
This area has been secured.
They're not- they don't read as angry to me.
They kind of have the same vibe as-
Remember that person that was making TikTok videos
of them appearing in the forest?
And they they had the same energy as like a Skyrim NPC
Check can you give me more information to pass on to my wife so she can remember who this is?
From W Reid
Yes, there's no such thing as a coincidence
Well, it appears this is the end of our characters
I think the hand is giving Carol Baskin a little bit.
You remember Carol Baskin?
I gotta be careful.
It's not a whole lot of ways I can refer to Carol Baskin now that I'm sponsor friendly.
We don't need to go back to the shelter yet, we're chillin'.
I, on second thought I decided maybe we should go, no, no, no, we're chillin'.
Oh, don't we have a red gate key there?
Yes!
This area is extremely dangerous, but it'll unlock a section of the stamp board.
Holy cow, what are we doing? This is extremely dangerous.
Never tell me the odds. It's the shopping district, probably just dangerous for our wallet.
Probably dangerous for our checking account.
If anything.
I don't know, but that kind is all of it, he's funny.
W dodge.
What's going on with this thing right here?
You think you can hack it?
Oh!
Baby, don't stay next to it.
Shoot, let's see what happens.
Oh, I bet that's our loot!
I bet when we kill all the enemies, that's where our loot's gonna spawn.
Dodged.
Easily dodged, I might add.
Not even a big deal.
Piss, piss, piss, piss, piss! Open fire, open fire!
Deep.
I've seen pretty good.
And look at that.
Whoa!
Oh god!
Oh wait, it's Facesnet!
Let's get a shockwave done out there too.
Ah!
Crazy play.
Get the big leg. You got him.
Holy cow.
Wait, we kind of are drift compatible.
Wait, what, Stasis net?
If you need anything, I'll be right here.
Quick Stasis net.
She's popping off.
Go, go, go!
Smart.
Walk, walk, poison, walk, poison, walk, poison!
Okay, and then Dodge passed. Yes
Take care of the little one first and then the big guy nothing but a peanut
I feel bad for it. I think we got to help it. He's really going through it.
in there. Okay, that was literally, I mean, I wasn't really up to all that much, but that
was literally awesome.
let's go oh I get to open it oh pure aluminum oh yeah you were hoping you
thought you looked at that box and you said I hope there's pure aluminum inside
What are you trying to kid?
Whoa, look at the texture and stuff.
U-Vell.
U-Vell.
Oh, I don't...
Look at that.
Ah, a gal getting...
popped up on some lunar filament.
That's the riot, the riot spirit.
Blast off all is like a grenade launcher will concussive concussive grenade
Sure, why not?
We cannot put it on the bottom can't put it on the bottom unfortunately, but look at that for ammo instead of two
If I was a low weight. Oh, yeah
Yeah.
Wait, librarian, hold that thought, because I think it's very funny and I have something
I want to say.
I want to put BC Hydro on blast, because honestly, like, I have no complaints about
them as like a, as a provider of power, like, you know what complaint I have for BC Hydro?
Can you get prepared for the most important comment?
Wait, there are more m- okay.
This is literally going to be a sailing in point.
Oh my god, just go!
I'm not creating- I'm not getting the distance!
Huge.
Huge.
Any last words?
Okay, so what the real problem is, is I had to get our utility bill for the whole year.
I went to the website and they have like a data export center, so I go to the data export
center and I go, hey, please give me, create a PDF with my usage for the last year and
And then they go, your request will be handled within 24 hours.
Instantly.
Instead, every other service in internet history is just like, here's your report exported as
like a CSV or a PDF or like an XLS or whatever.
They were like, it's almost like there was a dude at the company.
Excuse me.
Can you go away?
I want to go.
Tell me where you want to go.
You want to go look at this?
Behind the counter.
Behind the counter.
You want to look at this Resident Evil poster?
No.
counter. Almost like there's a person at BC Hydro who's gonna arrive on Monday and go oh no look
at my inbox. Like I got a manually hand write so many PDFs today this is crazy.
Check it out.
I'm out.
Good job, good job.
Good job, man.
Right on.
Sneeze on him, he's toast.
I mean it's that easy.
I have like the thingy on my head.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
I have a thingy on my head.
Oh, because we gotta say, you're gonna interface with these mannequins.
They're gonna give us some lore.
This is...it's a mannequin.
They're made to look like humans to show off clothes.
I guess you're dripping on the right.
The black shirt?
It's giving Dan big brother season 14 vibes.
I don't think that ever wears the Hobbes' nipples.
No. I mean, humans gotta...
It's giving the rest of the houseguests are about to get schooled.
Oh!
I heard it again!
Did you hear that?
I think yeah, I think it's one of the robots makes a sound like that
I think if we use the jump button we got a pretty good chance
There's no way to go up there
I hear the lock
Yeah, it's probably just Tomo taking a dump that's a good point
The secret!
Oh, it's a secret.
Well, then we better not tell anybody then.
Got a shot.
I still think step off is kind of crazy.
the bro is just like they're robots man
is it like a metrovania where when you unlock you know aerial bash or something
like that you can go to the places that you heard the law and then maybe could be
I don't I don't see how we can get there
Can you see 180 degrees behind us so that we can climb up on this sort of stuff, right?
Get out this.
Perhaps not.
Maybe a scan.
The scan's in order.
It's underneath us.
I think you go you you miss out there's a part you just went straight there was a
crack on the left here oh make out here right here that makes way more sense
I was listening to Diana's voice line.
I'm sorry, I'll catch him on the next one then
I see there's some high troll potential for sure I can troll you so easily
Oh, you're about to solve you trolled me
Overdrive potential is that the ready by the way
We did it! We did it!
We did the heavy word, I'm not one.
I mean, I was, I did half miles.
Why do we hold on to one single dude? That's a way!
Well, there were four dudes when they said you're holds ready.
If we do, we're all dead.
Where would you like, where would you like to go?
The terminal, the terminal.
That makes a lot of sense.
Oh, that's two of six.
This is going to take forever.
Can we just pop them all at once?
Smart.
There's an item right there.
There's a, there's a lore.
We don't care about the lore though.
It's about New York back then.
Pure Luminum probably.
I have to guess.
Oh, pure Luminum for you.
We got block of cheese and no Luminum.
No way, Jose.
You literally...
You swapped the camera up on me.
That's a streamer's job.
That's a streamer's job to look at chess.
Don't look at walking. You don't look at the chess.
Have you been outside?
All people do is look at their phones these days.
Kind of gagged you with that one.
You really been locked in the dark, huh?
Didn't anyone teach you this stuff?
There's a globe in there.
If I don't do it we can get there and shudder.
Burger.
I see burger.
Oh, I don't-
Must have been the flicks.
There's no one else.
Because my husband could not sleep.
I have to-
You got it.
I got it for you.
Wait!
That is so tall.
He's very tall.
What is so tall?
Does human grow to be taller or something?
Maybe that's from like the present day in real life and then in the future
We evolved to be shorter because it's more calorically efficient
Yeah, we might as well
It's a window, huh
Maybe up there
We are looted up
Yeah, but why would we want to watch a movie when we're already playing a video game?
You don't have to move so far away you're trying to go back there and see if it can
hack into the terminal thing.
Okay.
There you go, there it is.
Maybe let's get on top of the thing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yes, man!
You didn't want to try swag mode?
You can probably go down there and then get it.
Right there.
Right here.
Almost like the dash is like a apple in your hair.
Just go there.
Yeah.
It's kind of a crazy way to divide up the...
the labor.
Because the way it was pitched is like,
hey, one Joycon...
or one Joycontroller...
Exactly.
One person will control Q and one person will control Diana.
But in reality, I'm just kind of like Hughes legs.
And you're kind of like everything else and Diana
It does demonstrate the household dynamics a little bit or a lot
Hey, well you can help me change the life of yesterday
Increases attack power like 10% I did help you change a light bulb yesterday
I did the the easiest part of changing the light bulb which was on screwing the light bulb and then screwing the new one in
You did the hard part which is noticing which light bulbs are out and then finding the right light bulbs to replace it
And then telling me to change the light bulb, which I'm not even being facetious is actually harder
More replacement light bulbs
Can I be honest with you? I think you should also take this controller and move
So that I can give my inner ear arrest because the
Conflict between the movement and the camera when we're not when they're not on the same page for me
It's causing me a little bit of inner ear distress right now
I'm not disassociating. It's my own
Motion sickness prerogative
But the problem is I love to explore.
That's actually literally totally fine with me.
What I can handle is like I'm running in one direction and while I'm running in one direction the camera is going like this.
Because you're looking for like collectibles and stuff like that which is actually what you should do in a video game.
But my 8th brain doesn't know that.
My 8th brain is like, why don't you just look straight ahead?
It is crazy.
Our brains never knew we would be doing stuff like this.
They're pretty much maximized so to be like, wow, look at that.
That looks like a berry.
We should eat that.
Hey, did you see that there's a once every several decades chimpanzee civil war happening
right now?
Well, I didn't see chimpanzees putting a bunch of stuff in their body.
That I did not.
I didn't see that one.
I don't know if that's related to the civil war or maybe if like they're decompressing.
That was like the biggest use of within the chimpanzee that they would have.
I don't know that the chimpanzee civil war is a pretty that's a pretty big deal in that
Whoa, whoa, whoa, mama
Mama
You didn't see the pictures of the chimpanzees put in a costume of...
...of this.
Bananas?
I guess they wouldn't want to put the bananas up there since they want to eat them.
It's not sanitary.
It was kind of crazy.
They call it a chimpanzee civil war, but when I was reading about it,
It's really it just seems like one half of the chimpanzees is kind of like
Merkin the other one
You got it you got a switch to the grip gun you just keep knocking them over
They're kind of beating them up
That's how I've been sleeping after a long day.
Can I get a- can I get a hell yeah?
Fellas?
Can I get a Vass Fax?
Hey!
charged its power and piercing effects dramatically increased.
I realize it takes me longer to beat these kind of games because I love exploring.
That's a hundred percent true. Look at that.
I mean honestly, your lucky real life doesn't have that many sidequests, otherwise we'd
never deal with our main quest, which is like I don't know, defeat evil or whatever.
I think the sidequests is what should we eat for lunch.
Mmm, that's true.
And then, you know, main quest is like what should we eat for dinner.
You know, one of the realest things you ever said, you said last week, which was
with all the stress that we were dealing with last week, the thing that annoyed
you the most is that not only do we have to deal with the stress but we also had
to figure out what to eat for dinner. It's like no matter what the horrors never
cease right like it's not like you have stress and then someone comes over and
it's like here's something to eat like you have stress and then you're like
oh man and I gotta I gotta figure out what to eat for dinner and then I gotta
figure out what to eat for dinner for our child as well. I see those like I
I don't like that. I was looking better.
I was telling, I think I was talking about it with Apollo, but I was like, I think
But both of us, but the unique situation that I had last week where I was like mentally
like really down in the dumps, and then I would finish my stream feeling horrible
and then spend like six hours parenting a child who did not care at all that I was depressed
And would just be like like daddy had a hard day. She'd be like yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever anyway like where's my snack
Do you always bring a snack where I there better be a snack here today, or I'm gonna freak out
It's true. I was like man
I'm I'm not saying we're the first human beings with stress, but like to be in a situation like that
I think is pretty rare remember when I forgot the snack and then you forgot the snack that for her
And she said, oh my god, it's becoming a pattern.
That was her cruise, honestly.
And she was cruising out.
She was like, first, mommy forgot, then you forgot.
It's becoming a pattern.
And then I was like, daddy forgot because he's
going through some stuff right now.
Sorry, sorry.
You know, daddy didn't have the greatest day today.
I forgot.
Why don't we just go home so we can have
snack you want and the snack ain't even maybe we shouldn't tell her is the snack
ain't even that good they're like fruit snacks that she got for Halloween six
months ago. That's true. And I guess it's also for her we're
demonstrating we're modeling the concept of like love is when you think about
someone when you're not next to them.
Even though we were not in her presence, we were thinking of her well-being and thus giving her a snack.
We provided a thoughtful act despite not being in her presence.
So for her it's much more like, oh they forgot the snack, they don't actually love me.
Or at least that's the way I took it, but in her head she's probably like, no I have to wait five minutes to eat my snack.
Crazy movement tech
Forget that let's take it back to the past
Oh well
Wait, what is that though?
What the heck?
Oh, it's a loot bot!
Oh my god, you're aggroing like 12 enemies while you're doing this!
Those are better! I want the loot!
Oh, no, no, no.
That's nasty.
Consider using your riot blaster to knock over several enemies at the same time.
of
the
Oh
Let me sit back and observe not everything needs a reaction. Okay, bro
Tell that to sodium when it's in the presence of oxygen
Let's see how far that gets you, okay?
When you've got lithium and water in the vicinity of one another, let's see how that goes, alright?
I'm becoming a novelty chatter.
It's a chatter who's in 10th grade chemistry class.
Oh, don't react.
Oh, what do you think I am?
an atom that has all of its valence shells occupied by electrons yeah bro I
think I'll be reacting actually I think I'll be reacting
you might want to get that one increases your damage by 10% when the
enemies 20 meters or more away.
I was thinking, do they have Northern Lion AI yet?
I could just play a game and then have
the Northern Lion AI on the back.
Unfortunately, I've already written into my last will
and testament that you do not have my express permission
to create a digitized version of my consciousness.
So awkward.
I could just play a game while you talk about something.
We could just have a conversation.
We could just have one of our typical conversations, like for example, what do you want to do
for dinner?
It's kind of a personal go-to for me.
But not never a conversation, though, it's always what do you want and it's always
what I want.
Well, yeah, because when I suggest what I want, you go, I'm not really feeling
that.
Because you always suggest Mexican.
Yeah, and I never get it.
That's not true.
I get it on Father's Day, which I'm looking forward to.
about two months away and it's messed up because last year I flubbed it and I I
got chips and guac as an appetizer and then for my entree I got chilaquiles
and when the chilaquiles came out sizzling I was like oh chilaquiles are
just like another tortilla chip based dish man I basically ordered the same
dish twice. I think it's it's getting better to be honest I think they I think
they figured it out a little bit. But that's not true sometimes I also suggest
Canadian Chinese food. I like it.
Having someone that listened was magic. It was all kids stuff or wrote history chicken plus some very entombed potato
See this is the three things I said, but you have three things that you suggest and I say yes
But dry foods deliver better than wet foods case in point fuck
But great food doesn't deliver that well even with the separate containers
Plus I don't mind I'll get like a lemongrass pork chop and some rice or something like that or a vermicelli bowl
Vermicelli
That was
That was a famous Hollywood actor at a that would be in the news
restaurant. You know what I'm talking about? Holy kid, you can't do that! Keep that kind
of violence to your stream!
I know D-Words got to know that there's some action in this game.
That's true, otherwise I'd probably still be in that tutorial room going. Where am
Where am I supposed to go?
Anybody know where I'm supposed to go?
Can I get a Death's Facts in chat please?
Oh and then send it right back to him.
Back to us
You watch this oh
That robot is gotta be feeling pretty messed up because it also when it went back it went back in a hurry
Where it was going for the target it was taking a sweet time, but when it went back it was like put a rush on it
There's smart
Those got the same posture as me when I hit my elbow on shower door
It happens, it happens all the time.
Yo, the serfs, thank you for the raid.
Fellow Vancouverites, the serfs.
I literally, I have to tell you, I think I've run out of books.
The raid is appreciated, but my ability to improvise and pivot it to something humorous
has dissipated.
Wait, I thought you were saying I think I thought I saw you in Vancouver.
I think I thought I saw you in Vancouver.
But that was R.E.M. posting lyrics from Losing My Religion, which is also fine, although
not my favorite R.E.M. song.
What's your favorite R.E.M. song, Kate?
You strike me as a, I think you might be an orange crush fan.
We've never talked about R.E.M. before.
Dude, I was like literally what the hell way
are you acting, what is my favorite R.E.M. song?
And they were like, four enemies on the street?
What, H.B.?
Well, okay, I think that's gonna do it
for our Craig modda stream.
Thank you again to Capcom for the sponsorship.
We were playing this on the Nintendo Switch 2,
which allowed us to take the single-player game
and turn it into a co-op game by splitting up the Joy-Cons.
But otherwise, it is a single-player game.
Thank you again to Capcom for the sponsorship.
Exclamation Point, Pragmodded, to check it out for yourself.
There is a demo available on all major platforms.
I had a good time.
It looked great, played great.
Very unique, like half-puzzle, half-action.
Appreciate they're doing something.
They're playing with the form a little bit.
No, it's really fun.
I like it.
It's really fun.
And Kate, thank you for joining me.
Of course, I'll happen to be here, always.
I will, I'll give you a couple of minutes
to get situated upstairs and then I'll send them over.
Oh, I got a, hey, what's up?
Oh, you got a thing.
I'm just joking, that was a microphone.
It wasn't like my dialysis machine or anything.
Wouldn't that be something?
Okay, great.
Love you.
Okay, let me control, oh my, I lost control V for slash mark.
Can somebody, can a dad get a slash in the chat
so that I can copy it and pay?
Thank you, Joe.
Thank you, Joe, for your help here.
All right, now too many people are typing it.
And then, I got it.
Huge.
How you doing, chat?
Why can't you type it? I don't know. Kate replaced my keyboard, but for some reason the slash key is not working
I'm assuming I got some kind of I hit like a logitech button or something like that that probably is
You know superseding the function of that key on the keyboard or something
We love you even without the joke engine firing yeah, but the jokes help man
Like that's like saying like LeBron even if you couldn't hoop we still-
Hello guys, I'm back. Oh geez. I'm in my office. Michael Scott, that's like saying LeBron, don't worry, we still fuck with you even if you couldn't hoop.
But like if you couldn't hoop you wouldn't be LeBron. You know what I mean?
Oh, that was a good stretch.
Don't compare yourself to LeBron.
Thank you, librarian, because I'm getting better with age, actually.
LeBron, LeBron's getting a little bit worse.
Still pretty good.
Just ask the Houston Rockets game one.
But at the same time, I mean, Father Time's undefeated.
Oh, yeah, bro, you ever hear of Methuselah?
live to be like 700 or whatever. Imagine? I hope you drink more Coke Zero. I will see
you in another life, brother, when we are both cats.
You know, little vanilla sky.
I'm glad NL's 37, this fucker he can't go on much longer.
is pretty good. Anyway, I'm gonna get out of here. I'll send you over. I hear her talking.
Which means she, oh my god, I got my control fee is gone again. But never mind. It's back.
back um never realize how much you need the the slash key until it stops working man
switch is loud as fuck though that's the important part um i'll be back tomorrow tomorrow let's play
some tomodachi life
let's see what's going up on the island
later